•VOLUME VII. NUMBER, 47" ,Thursday, September .14', 1899.(,\'.. ofPRICE, 10. CENTSPUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY IN, THE YEAR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.PROF. HENRY M.SOPERPresident of National Association of ElocutionistsUlnf"ersit)2 of <tbfcago 'UUleehl)2CHICA90, ILL., SEPTEMBER 14, 1899. VOL. VII. No. 47SINGLE COPIES IOC.\tbe lInstrumentAn instrument that might have throbbedIf m aster hands had touched t he keys,With sweet and thrilling symphoniesOr in a minor cadence sobbedA song to wake a world to tears,And' echo down the path of yearsThat lead to immortalities;Was thrummed upon by fingers rude,'By people too unskilled to see its splendid possibilities;Until- at last its minor chords,Its nervous strings and sounding boardsWere jarred forever out of tuneAnd only spoke in wild discords, 'In sounds uncertain, harsh and -crude;And so it was the friend I hadI always knew his spirit towered above his fellows,And was dowered with gifts that would have e'en madeglad himself, and all the world beside, 'His heart was large, his creed was wide, but Oh! a cold andcruel throng and crowding keen adversityPlayed on his spirit's quivering keys, .And thrust their callous hands among his very heart stringsUntil at length from lips all feverish and Oh! so dry'­There burst a bitter, harsh, despairing wail!In him exists no power to raise the presages of better days.But if the tender heart denies the 'truth, deep hid beneaththese linesIt knows 'the twisted cords and bent;Came from the hand of those who playedAnd not from the gracious hand that made the instrument.ening the mother, who, kissing her son wouldrow off, while Harry sat there in a stupor, blink­ing as the sun, reflected in the ripples, sparkledand danced.In November Harry was so much better thathe was discharged and sent to Waldron. Wehad grown to know Mi. Carson now. He wasno longer gruff and sour, but a very pleasantman, and we gave Harry a hearty welcome.Shortly after Harry was returned, Mrs. Cars�ngave birth to a daughter, whom they namedRuth. Mr. Carson's happiness was now com­plete. He decided to rent a larger farm andtake up stock raising for a business, and forthat pll'fpose he went to Ohio to buy some cat­tle. By this time' Harry had become one ofus; although a little older, he was of the sametemperament, and just as careless.I t was in January, and the river was frozenover. We had skated until we were tired, whenHarry proposed that we slide down the chuteof the ice house. This was certainly danger­ous enough, a,s the ice house was seventy feethigh, but Harry with a "come on," starteddown. Whether he lost his balance, or frommere carelessness, no one will ever know; helifted his arms from the hand rails, and in thatsecond he pitched over the chute and fell in aheap on the ice.We carried him home and put him to bed.For a week he was not expected to live, but hefinally shook off his fever and slept a natural.sleep. It was during one of these sound sleepsthat Mrs. Carson left him and the baby aloneto mail a letter in Waldron. 'She was goneperhaps thirty minutes, and was hurrying backacross the bridge when she saw the club housewas on fire. She did not stop running until thebaby was in her arms, and as she rushed out ofthe door her hair caught fire and burned to thescalp. Before her on the stump sat Harry,trying to put skates on his bare feet. A terri­ble smile was upon his lips. He was a lunaticonce more.512 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYHARRY CARSON.-William Carson lived just across' the riverfrom the old French town of Waldron. Outside of his name, no one knew who he was, no­where he -came from. He had taken possessionof the tumble-down club house of the "Kanka­kee Gun Club," which had been forsaken longago for the 'new one farther down the river,where game was more plentiful. As no onedisputed his possession of the log hotel, hestarted a garden, planted some corn.. and as hewas a very energetic man, it was not long beforehe and his wife were, in a way, quite comfort­able. Mrs. Carson was about thirty-five, Withsad, dark eyes; Carson himself, was perhapsforty, with a powerful physique and a deter­mined chin. He seldom spoke to anyone hemet on the road, but kept his eyes fixed on theground as he walked.It was in September; the day had been verywarm, and we had all gone in swimming atMorris' Island. As we sat there on a log withour feet dangling in the water, the ambulancefrom the insane asylum stopped at Carson'shouse, and Dr. Burr got out and went in. Wethought that some one must be ill, but as Car­son and his wife came out to the c,arriage asDr. Burr left, that, at least, could not be thecause of this visit. The Chicago paper ex­plained it. Among the list of transfers fromElgin to the new asylum at Kankakee, wefound "Harry Carson, aged eighteen."All that summer Mrs. Carson never missed aday without go�ng to see Harry. When we sawher row off in the morning we knew that it wasnine o'clock-that was .her time for starting.Their meeting place was the rustic summerhouse near the spring. There the attendantwould lie on the grass and she_ would read toHarry, and he would listen with wrapt atten­tion. Then they would talk of the future-ofthe past-for Harry had at that time, what isknown as the "first stage," and as long as hewas not excited or scared, he was able to followan ordinary conversation. At other times theywould sit side by side and gaze at tb - waterworks across the way, from which came cloudsof white vapor, and the thud of the enginesdrifted faintly across the river, carrying with ita soothing repose. Sometimes they would sitfor hours in this manner, the tower clock awak-ii -Workmen ale busily engaged in putting upa partition in Walker Museum. The largeroom in the west end of the second floor is be­ing divided into three rooms to be used as classrooms.t'\-",. �-=-""�:';: .... 1: :,"�_�_;J .. :.: � -,_,-�,., __ ":1"; � ... �.�-•• :: ... "":'.."'::.: ...... :.,,_.��::O:M-:- ... �: .. i,. ... • ... • .. :';� -;:--�-,... ..._r·:_ ... :'"'�':'�: '"__ .. _,,�-�. -_,, __ � ,,_ -0--- -� -- - .,=--.,jII::"' ....... -THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO \VEEKL Y 513FRIENDSHIP.(Concluded from last issue)I would have predicted that Stewart wouldhave difficulty in establishinganyacquaintancewith Milford; but I should have been wrong.After all, few of us, even in old age, can resistconstant and considerate overtures of friend­ship from one who standshigher in the estima­tion of the world than we do. We will not, Isuppose, admit to ourselves that any thing. butmerit influences our choice of friends; I shouldbe far frorri the insinuation that any of us aret.oadies; yet the experience of the world is thatit is far more diffcult to ward off the friendli­ness of the nobleman than of the laborer.And Stewart was very much the nobleman inour college aristocracy. He was possessed ofsufficient money to do, commonly speaking,what he pleased; he was not' rich enough to bea snob; he was young enough to find no faultin the world, and sufficiently plain-looking topreserve his self-respect. Add to this that heowned to industry and intellect enough to getthrough his classes comfortably, and to muscleenough to - play a fair game of footbal l, andt hen frame the whole against a bac kground ofgood-humor, and you have the man. Such acharacter in college might 'be called the recipefor popularity. It is becausein the world otherthings are demanded that. so many "popular"men are never heard of after the spoon of dis­tinction has been handed them on class-day.So Stewart, after a few rebuffs! got to, be ,­known as Milford"s one friend, and learned topoultice the youngster's raw feel ings.: The in­timacy was never quite forgiven by the' univer­sity. At first it was taken and tolerated as awhim, of Stewart's; and 'men used to rally .himabout it.. But .he would never let anyone sayanything ill-natured of Milfor'd, and so in timepeople.' cea�ed to say anything at all. Stewart's, life seemed, so far as the world was concerned,as round and full as before, and Milford wascordially detested as he had ever been. -Will atthe two saw in each other was an unexplainablemystery, or rather; what Stewart saw in Mil­ford. But as Milford never attempted to usethe friendship as a stepping-stone to any prom­inence in the university, and as Stewart's lastthought, apparently, was to attempt to con­vince anyone else that Milford was a good fel- low, in general the comradeship passed uncom­merited upon. Nobody would have dreamedof calling Stewart anything but unfortunatelyhandicapped by his queer idea, or Milford un­deservedly blessed. One can imagine, then,/ the shock that came to us when we learned atthe end of the first quarter of Stewart's junioryear, that he had been expelled from the uni­versity for stealing,The case was short, simple, clear. The chern--istry laboratory had been, throughout theauturrre semester, the scene of a series of an­noying, though petty thefts. Money and jew­elry both were missing; lockers seemed to beno protection; and the persistence of the thiev­ing began to compel attention. Suspicion fellupon the laboratory attendent, and' he wasdismissed, protesting innocence: which, indeed,was proved by the, fact that the annoyancecontin ued; Finally such of the students aswere doing special work in the laboratories­and among them was Stewart-began to lookat one- another ask anse, and to harbor thethought that the thief must be one of theirnumber, The janitor, who had hitherto dis­cussed the matter openly, began to cast his'suspicions in the same direction; and sayingnothi?g to anyone, he caused a counterfeit billto be left where it might attract the attentionof any' one bent on plunder. The trap sprung;the bill disappeared; but when, a little later,Stewart was caught attempting to pass it, the-confidertce of .the university rocked to itsfoundations, Stewart denied all knowedge ofthe matter; but he was, unable to say how thebill had got into his, possession; and the' au­thorities, though they did - not. care to . prose:..cute,' thought it best that he, should leave theuniversity.Stewart took the matter with more 'calmnessthan could have been expected; but the angerof Charley Milford was terrible. He securedan interview with the president, and presentedhis case, Summed up, it amounted to this.thecharge against Stewart was impossible. Thepresident patiently set the matter before him';he interrupted with an offer to replace every­thing. Again the older man pointed out that thiswas an impossible way out; the deed was done.with the slender tinklings of a mandolin.Above us the moon. a blot of silver, seemed tostand out from the face of the sky. I fancywe were neither of us delicate natured men,but it wasa night favorable to confidences andwe felt it. Cautiously enough, I blundered outsome statement to the effect that I was glad tohave a chance to say-and so on; I have for­gotten what; but I managed to make it earnest,and Stewart believed me, and took it withoutwincing. Then he rested on his elbow andpuffed at. his pipe for a long time withoutspeaking. .The moon fell on him . full. Hewas well, even carefully dressed; his roughing­clothes approached elegance as closely as suchthings could. His face, as far as the upper partwas concerned, seemed about the same, but Ithought the mouth was slacker than I remem­bered it. He broke abruptly into my consid­erations."Do you remember the first night I saw CharlieMilford?" I nodded. "I should like to tellyou of the time' our acquaintance ended, if youdon't mind."Charlie, was a queer boy. You fellows atthe old university always wondered, I fancy,what 1 saw in him. I used to wonder myselfat first. I suppose it was his brilliant inde­dendence as much as anything. You knewhim, and are willing to admit he was clever;bus nobody really gave him credit for half thecleverness he possessed. Why Cross, the boywas almost diabolically bright. Did you knowanything about his people? His father wasdrowned off his own yacht; they called it anaccident; Charlie told me once in his passion­less cynicism that he thought he had committedsuicide in a fit of delirium tremens. Hismother, from Char lie's account, must have beena sort of songless Elizabeth Browning. Shedied of -a broken heart about a year afterCharlie's father passed up, and left Charlie atthe age of ten, to be brought up by his aunt.He had lots of money, but he was always odd,and I fancy he and the-aunt did not get on well.In fact I know it; Charlie told me a dozentimes I was the only friend he ever had. Hegot very fond ot' me; he used to resent mygoing about with anyone else; he was jealouslike a woman; .but I always laughed at him.Then came that-you know. I don't need totell you I was badly cut up, but it was almost514 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYMilford pleaded, threatened, argued, stormed;and finally ended a tumultuous talk by fling­ing himself out of the room with the remark,"You're a set of stupid fools; but I knowGeorge Stewart; and where he goes, I go."He followed out his intention, and thoughStewart protested at first, they left together, andentered a university of a western state. Therewas some objection to their entrance there,but President Blank was sufficiently impressedwith Milford's steadfastness to interest himselffor them, and they were finally accepted quiet­ly. The harder matter was for Milford toovercome Stewart's repugnance to> trying col-._lege again, but he won him over at last. Theuniversity saw them go with regret, for in spiteof the evidence no one could believe thatStewart was a thief, and young Milford's eagerfriendship had half-reinstated him in the eyesof many. But personally they were soc n for­gotten, though. I know the tradition of both ofthem lingers on in windless corners to this day.Still they dropped out of our live,S. I havenever seen Milford since; but to a chance meet­ing with Stewart lowe this story.We ran across each other in the Yellowstone.Tired after a day among the magnificent moun­tains, picking up specimens, puzzling over thecataclysms, as long ago as vast, responsible forthis tremendous geological museum, I c me in­to the eamp in the evening thinking of noth­ing more important than an immediate meal; Isaw a new face in the light of the fire; and Iknew Stewart at once, though it had been sixyears since I saw him last. He knew me aswell. We met with some little embarrassment,for I had never been able to tell him what I hadal ways believed, that some one else was guiltyof the dishonor saddled on him; but the con­straint wore away; and after supper I askedhim to come out for a talk. I told - him how I.came to be there: we were on a geological ex­pedition, six of us, riding over the park. He,it appeared, was on a horseback tour, aloneexcept for his guide, and we had hit upon thesame spot for camping,We lay on the short grass at the summit ofa ragged little hill, with away to the west of usthe great peaks rearing up shoulder uponshoulder, ghastly in the moonlight. Below usthe camp-fire flickered: the sound of voicesdrifted to' us, and then singing, shot throughTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYworth it to see the way Charlie hung to me.1 used to be always hurting his poor little feel­ings and putting him in a ralJe before, but then- it seemed that I couldn't cross him. When hefinally insisted on our leaving the place to­gether and going west, I was so much touchedand so weak altogether that I didn't opposehim much. We went out to --, and I thinkeven he was satisfied ·by the way I stuck tohim. We hadn't anything to do with anybody�l�e; roomed together, of course; I heard after-, wards they called us hermits. -One thing that rcconcil cd me to draggingthe boy off with me was the climate; I thoughtit was going to be good for his heart. But henever seemed well after we got out there.Occasionally he wouldn't be able to stand up;have to stay in bed with all the windows openso he could get enough air. He hated so tohave the doctors fussing with him that I gotout of the way of calling on them any oftenerthan I thought absolutely necessary. It wasthat that let his final attack get such head waybefore I did anything for him. He had beensick as usual for a day or so, but I didn'tworry unt i, he began to. get fearful pains just.over his heart. Pain al ways put him into aflaming rage, and I knew that was bad for him,so finally I called a physician. I saw his facechange a bit when Charlie was telling himwhat the matter was, though he masked it al-'most in a second; and when he got out of theroom I asked him whether there was any dan­ger. He told me frankly- I can see him now,pulling on his' gloves deliberately, and a littleput out because he hadn't been called sooner­that unless the boy had the finest kind of carehis life wasn't worth a pinch of snuff. He toldme he would send -up a trained nurse, andwarned me to see that Charlie was quiet. Theleast excitement, he' said,would be fatal. 'Don'tlet him talk,' he cautioned. 'Don't let him saya word' My God!I went back in to see Charley. He seemedto be asleep, and I sat downbeside him as soft­ly as I could. But evidently he had beenwatching for me; for he opened his eyes di­rectly, and he said,"What is it? Does the old ass think I'mgoing to die? I saw his jaw drop when helooked at me.' 515"I told him .h e mustn't talk; but be began t.oflare ul� at once, and I couldn't think_ of any­thing better to do than to tell him what thedoctor had said, thinking if he knew the seri­ousness of it he would keep still. He did liequiet for a few minutes; then he spoke upagain:"'It's the excitement he is afraid of, isn't it?'I nodded," Well, then, I tell you what I am going to;I'm going to have a long talk with you rightnow. Oh, there won't be any excitement in it;but if there's any chance of my going out, Iwant to let yOl� know sorncthmg before I leave.""I tried to remonstrate; but he lay there andsmiled at me, and when I had finished, he said:"'I want to talk to you, George; if you hushme up, or go away, or any nonsense of that sort,I'll get out of bed. No excitement, now, youknow." What could I do? I let him go on."'I've always been glad we came out here,George,' he said, after he h'ad laughed a littleat me; that was his way, you know. 'I havenever let anybody stand nearer to me than youdo, and out here I have been first with you,too; I wasn't back at that . blamed. inferno.'That was what he al ways called the university­There wasn't anything for rne to say, so I keptstill."'No, you used to let Tom, Dick and Harryhave as much of you -as I had; but out fl.·ere Ihave you all to myself; all to myself.' Youmay wonder" Stewart went on, "that I putthese things in, but they seem to be necessaryto help you to - understand the whole case.I wondered myself at his persistent re-iteration,but the next thing he said was startlingenough to knock every th ing else out of myhead. He lay back in the pillows and smiledto himself, his Lip jerking the way it used to;then he said: . - '"You never knew it, George, but it was I whodid that stealing."I rose up on my elbow and stared at Stewart."What!" He laughed a l ittle-e-v.So I said." Ithought at first the boy was' in delirium, andwas going to go out as his' father had. But heanswered my thought-you know how quick hewas that way.""N 0," said he, "I'm not crazy; I stole the �'I� I'II� II(Concluded on page 518)As time goes on we noticeLight. changes in the interior arrange-ment of our University build­ings which add so much to their beauty andusefulness that we wonder why they were notmade before. Cobb is no longer the dark tun­nel which it formerly was, and all on accountot'the removal of one partition, And besideslighting our main building this change gives, more room where it is so much needed-es­pecially at chapel time.516 'THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY\tbe 'Ulnt"erait� of <tbicago 'Ullleehl�tEDITORIAL BOARD.EMORY COBB ANDREWS, '00,E'UGENE H. B. WATSON, Managing EditorAssociate EditorASSISTANT EDITORS.ROBERT S. McCLURE, '00,JAMES M. SNITZLER. '01.CLARK REED, '01.M. R. MYERS, Ol.CHARLES J,. BUSHNELL. '98J. WALTER BINGHAM, '01.JNO. E. WEBB, Business Manager.Office Hours: 10 :30 to 12 :00 daily.SUBSORIPTION RATE.One Quarter, payable in advance. - $ .75One Year, (Four Quarters) - 2.50OFFICE-COBB !lALL, 58TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE,Published by the Quadrangle Press, 383 E. 55th Street.Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Post-office, Chicago, Ill.At the present time there canA Chapel be no doubt that the University isBell. greatly in need ot a chapel. Wehave a large building devoted ex­clusively to Physics, a building for Geology,four buildings for Biology and Kent stands forChemistry, with just a touch of Elocution.We have all these, with Cobb and Haskelladded, and yet there is no place for assembliesand concerts, while Syracuse University, with atotal of four buildings in all, has a magnificentchapel in Crouse Hall.We understand in the near future that we areto have a chapel- that will put all other univer­sities to shame. It will be compared only tothe Auditorium in seating capacity, and Guill­mant's most promising pupil will play the fivemanual organ on the opening night. This isal.l very grand to think about, but when we aremarching to Cobb Hall on chapel morning,how much more like college it would seem if abell summoned us on. Would it be puttingthe cart before the horse if we had a chapelbell before we had our chapel building? Judging from the success ofOpera last year the Comic OperaCompany. Company of the University hasmore than an assured popu­larity for the future. Mr. Vincent has some­thing entirely new-s-something that will takelike wild-fire and there are vague rumors of atrip for our Opora Company. Only one thingis lacking-an orchestra. Where is our musi­cal talent?Christmas Day on the Glee Club Trip.We had pulled into town early in the morn­ing, and when our early rising divinity studenthad succeeded in arousing the rest of the carby his soul stirring rendering of" How Pleasantthat Would Be," we found the broad reachesof the Mississippi on our right, and on our leftthe quiet streets of a country town. Then fol­lowed the customary scramble for clothes andre-assortme nt of shoes carefully polished bythe porter and distributed with an impartialitywhich, under other circumstances, would havebeen admirable. After our hurried dressinghad been brought to a still more hurried doseby the announcement of our manager thatbreakfast was awaiting us at the Revere House,we lost no time in piling out of the car fortystrong and reaching the hotel.During the "meal our athlete proposed thatwe gO'skating, a suggestion received with uni­versal approval, but afterwards found to be im­practicable, as no skates could be had in town.Breakfast was followed by a general rush forthe Chicago papers, and by many unsuccessfuljourneys to the postoffice. Those fortunate, _ _ _ _ _ _ � -_ _ � . _ _ -__ . ,11!" � J517THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKL Yenough to receive letters were, after the timehonored custom, guyed .an d 'teased by thosedisappointed. One of those fortunate· onesa certain Mr. S- of the divinity school, was thehero of the hour, receiving two religious peri­odicals and a daintily perfumed note, which heread in the far corner of the car.As I felt too restless to rea:d, I proposed toBuell that we take a walk on the Mississippi,and end up at an island which was a mile orso up the river. Buell and Whitcomb droppedtheir books, only too glad to find somethingin the wind, and a few minutes later we wereout on the frozen river."Do you know, boys," said Buell, as he kickeda piece of ice and sent it skimming over thesurface, "I used to live near here when I was dlittle fellow, and at that time the boys used to, say that the island we are making for was theone upon which Tom Sawyer and HuckleberryFinn pitched their memorable camp. Its far­ther than it looks, so that' if we expect to getback before dinner, we had better move faster.'After a long and tiresome tramp we got backto the car. We had seen the island-nothingmore; for not a single hut, not a single camp­fire had we found to prove we were on historicground,The dinner was of the turkey-cranberry-sauceorder, but we were hungry and did eat. Itwas during the mince pie that the leader of themandolin club burst into the room announcingan immediate rehearsal at which all must ap­pear. R-, our athlete, who played secondmandolin, was nowhere to be found when wecommenced to practice, and it was not untilSincere and the glee club had taken to practic­ing "The Frozen Mermaid, etc.," that heclimbed up the steps looking like a drownedrat. He had finally succeeded in borrowingthe elevator boy's skates, and gone throughthe ice.Christmas night was the same as any other­su pper, concert, dance; and the after discussionof the merits of the pretty girls; then a shortnap terminated by the morning light and theI' How Happy That Would Be" of our friendthe divinity student.Dean Tolman addressed the Junior Collegechapel last Monday on the subject of the"Study of Literature." Lament of Pittt-Sing,When Gertrude Quinlan as Pitti-Sing lost her shoe at the Studebaker.A maid should laugh when she is sad,And weep when she is gay;But I'm afraidI'm not a maidWho acts the proper way.A dozen sobs swell in my throatI cannot sing for pain;As Nanki PooSays he loves you-­But I -must dance again!No wonder that my slipper dropsMy feet no longer clearsTha t open spaceWith deftest grace,Its hard to see through tears.A. A,A Good Start.Mr. Clarence McCarthy, leader of both theGlee and Dramatic Clubs for the coming year,visited the cam pus last week to look after theinterests of these clubs./The Glee Club of last year, although well or­ganized, was compelled to change trainers inthe middle of the season, and through this andother misfortunes did not in reality accomplishmuch. The efforts of the Dramatic Clubseemed in vain until the very end of the sea­son, when by hard work a play was produced.Mr. McCarthy intends to put the places onboth the Glee and Dramatic Clubs .up for com­petition, the preliminaries to be held the firstweek in October, the finals to be held the sec-­orid week. The new leader has many new ideasfor both clubs, and with practice beginning soearly in the season, something fine ought to bethe result.Dr. Hirsch Home ..Dr. Emil G. Hirsch, who has been abroad forsome three months, returned home 'to the Uni­versity last week. Dr. Hirsch, in speaking ofthe Dreyfus case, said that from observationshe had made while passing through France, hedid not believe that the prisoner, Dreyfus,would ever again be free; or, if by some mir­acle, he should escape his army tormentors,he would not live twenty-four hours, on ac­count of the fury of the mob.Dr. Hirsch thinks that at present the FrenchRepublic is in a dangerous situation. Ij"j11IIpositively last appearance. I think you'll findmy affairs all straight. You are to have themoney, of course; nobody else has any rightto it. .Tb ere's another thing; you'll find withmy lawyer a paper addressed to you; its whatthey call a confession. I thought you mightwant to use it, but I don't believe you will, af­ter all. Good bye, old man.""Did he die?" I quer-ied.Stewart nodded. "He went out while I waslooking at him. His face wrin.kled up as it al­ways did when he got that pain at his heart,and he gasped a little and then it was all over,I suppose. At any rate he lay still, and whenthe trained nurse got there he was dead.""And you?" I asked after a little."I? Oh, I'm living on his money," answeredStewart a trifle bitterly."And the confession?""It was there, as he said; I never used it, ofcourse, what was the use?"[The' End.]FRIENDSHIP., THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEEKL 1t518(Concluded from page 515.)whole lot. I gave you the bill they caught youwith; don't you remember my asking you topay for my Plato at the office?" I S3.t lookingat him and shaking."What did you do it for?" I asked, when Icould adjust myself.He laughed out. "I wanted to get you out ofthe hole," he said. "You kne:w too many peo­ple there I didn't give a cent for. I' wantedyou by yourself." Then he went on, half under. his breath."I used to go through the laboratories regu­larly. Old Bob never saw me but once; thenI told him I had come up to find you, andasked him about the stealing. He shook hishead, and I advised him to try a counterfeitbill, and told him a cock and bull story of howit had worked in a case I knew. He tried thebill and I took it, and I put it in your pocket,exchanging it for one of yours, and I asked youto pay my account at the office. It was all 1.I nearly chuckled in the president's face whenI offered to pay for the things.""What did you do with the money?" I asked.It was, on my word, the only thing I cquldthink of."Spent it; that didn't trouble me. I spent /it and watched my chance to put the thing offon you. It came finally." Then his voicechanged and all the hardness went out of it,and his lip stopped quivering. "What differencedoes it make, 'George?" he asked. "They wereall fools. You'll never find anybody who caresfor you as I do. None of them believe youstole. If I hadn't made such a fuss over thething and forced them to it, I know theywouldn't have expelled you. So you don'tsuffer, and I-I've had this year alone with you.You don't grudge it to me, old man? Its theonly happy time I've ever had, you know.",I tried to think, but my brain was buzzinground full of sparks like a pin wheel. I satthere stupid and never said a-word. Milfordbegan again."At any rate nothing matters now. Thething's done; I've had my year; nobody cantake that away from me. You'll think hardlyof me for awhile after I'm gone, but you'll getover that, George. You can take this for my The Castle Square Opera Company.The outlook for a brilliant season of opera inEnglish by the Castle Square Opera Companyat the Studebaker, commencing Monday night, 'September 25, is more than gratifying. Thesale of seats for season subscribers opened lastMonday morning, and the demand was far be­yond the anticipation of the management.There are, however, hundreds of choice seatsremaining for those who wish to avail them­selves of the plan in operation at this house,by which patrons may have the same seats eachweek without liability or extra charge. Theregular sale of seats for the first week's opera,"The Queen's Lace Handkerchief," opens nextMonday morning. The company is rehears­ing daily, and shows much improvement invoice and action as a result of the summer va­cation. A number of new principalsare an­-nounced for the coming season. The bill forthe second week, that of October I, will be"The Beggar Student."A new grand stand is being erected on thewest side of Marshall, Field, which will corres­pond to the one on the east side. The football'gridiron is to be moved five to ten yards southand the large grand stands on either side willoverlook the center of the fiel d.ATHLETIC.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKL Y_ 519Football at the University.The Inter Ocean of last Monday came outwith the following. Sometimes we wonderwhat the outside world thinks of us."Director A. A. Stagg of the University ofChicago is arranging to introduce new andpopular features into his, football games onMarshall Field, it is said, in a way that wi l l rad­ically depart from all the established customs'of the gridiron."Years of experience as purveyer to theamusement taste of the public have convincedMr. Stagg that there is a demand for greatervariety than that furnished by merely kicking',pushing and scuffling over a vacant lot crossedby a few white streaks of lime. He realizesthat 'the popular craving desires somethingmore diverse, more exciting; a constant suc­cession of things new and unexpected. There­fore he has planned a grand coup, which will besprung unannounced at the Cornell game Oc­tober 14."The programme will probably be as follows:First the band will playa transcription from"Hello, Ma Baby," to put the audience in asoulful and artistic frame of mind. While themusic is still going on the Chicago team willmarch out in dress suits of Hinky-Dink green,and silk hats; join hands and circle slowlyaround the field singing the well-known collegehymn:« , John D. Rockefeller, wonderful man is he,Knows how to get cash, to give to the U. of C.He keeps the ball a-rolling, in the easiest way ever seenHis favorite device is increasing the pricesOf coal oil and gasoline.'"Then the full-dressed athletes will do a fewacrobatic turns, finally forming a human pyra­mid with Stagg at the top. At a grand crashof music from the band, the pyramid will sud­denly collapse, the dress suits vanish, and theplayers stand revealed in their canvas suits."When the first touchdown is made by Chi­cago the maroons will gather around the balland sing the chorus' The Merry, Merry, Pig­skin arid the Goal,' from Corbett & Sullivan'sopera, 'Semathore.' Then while goal is beingkicked Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Slaker will do acake walk in the middle of the field, and Mr.Ewing will give his famous' buck' dance. "During the interval between the two h ilvesof the game, Mr. Butterworth will give a tra­peze performance at the north goal post. Atthe same time Coach Stagg will appear in fullgolf regalia and give an exhibition in puttingyoung Alonzo, J r., to sleep. At the close ofthe game, just before the call of time, thema ro o n full b�ck will punt. When the ball isin rn ida ir, a little parachute will open and carrythe ball gracefully over the university build­ings. J list as Cobb hall is reached the ball willburst with a loud report, throwing out the flagsof Cornell and Chicago, and g-ay streamers,with such pleasing mottos as,' Ineeda cock­tail.' 'W. Harper's Education Is a Winner,Try It,' and others."If the proposed plan proves popular the pro­gramme will be varied, and a complete changeof bill introduced every week. The event isawaited with great interest at the university." -The College for Teachers.The University of Chicago College forTeachers will begin its second year at the 'FineArts Building on September 30. The work inScience, Language and Literature, History,Philosophy and .Mathamatics will enlarge uponthe work done in these departments last year,with a view to widening more than ever thescope of opportunities offered by the College,which correspond to those offered by the U n i­versity proper. The method of work pursuedwill be chiefly that of the class study, thatmethod having proved so successful a means ofbringing the advantages of the University with­in the reach of those who are unable to attendits regular exercises.It proceeds practically along the same linesfollowed in the regular University recitationroom; it offers. in many cases, the same coursesas the U ni versity itself,' and freq uently, also,by the same professors and instructors.The College is not a normal school; its pri­mary object is not to tra i n teachers in teachingmethods, although courses in pedagogy aregiven. It seeks to offer opportunities for broadcollegiate education, and pure culture to thosewhose daily Juties prevent them from availingthemselves of those opportunities at the regularUniversitv centers. In fact, it is a special, lo­calized development of the older and morewidely spread movement of general class �tudy520 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYI, work In University Extension, which datesfrom the beginning of the activity of the Uni­versity itself. And, although founded primar­ily, as its title impLies, to meet the needs ofthose actively engaged in teaching in Chicagoor its vicinity, its doors are open to all personswho are quafified to enter.It differs, however, from the general move­ment, in that it .insists upon certain entrancerequirements, and is organized more particularIy with a view of conferring ,degrees. The re­quirements for entrance to courses leading to adegree are that the applicant shall have com­pleted the amount of work required for entranceto any of the colleges of th� U ni vers ity, orshall be engaged in actual teaching- in the pub­lic or private schools of Cbicago 'or vicini.ty,and shall have completed a four years' coursein a Chicago high school or its equivalentthereof.Special students are also admitted. The de­grees conferred are equivalc .t to those g-ivenafter satisfactory study in the schools of theUniversity, upon the completion of a n equiva­lent amount of work. I n fact, the College issimply the University carrying on its work inits down town recitation rooms.But the work of reaching teachers is not con-..fined to the College at its local habitation inthe Fine Arts Building. Those who are outof convenient reach of the College will be ableto avail themselves of University privilegesthrough the regular class study organization.The chief difference between the special organ­ization and the wider general movement is thatin the latter no examinations are required forentrance, and no degrees are regularly confer­red. Credit is given on the University books,however, which may count toward a degree,provided that the student afterwards matricu­lates in the University. But the College ismore pronouncedly an instit ution organized todo work leading to a degree.The organization of the College for Teacherswas made possible by donations given by Mrs.Emmons Blaine ..Important Notice.All students playing instruments suited forsmall orchestra, will find it to their advantageto hand their names to the WEEKLY Box atCobb. State experience and give address. MAJORS ANi:> nINORS.Mr. Don Trumbull visited the campus lastMonday.Mr. Sampson, one of our Alumni, visitedCharles Robey last week.Professor F. F. Abbott spoke at Graduate'chapel last Thursday morning.- Professor Shepherdson was sick last Thurs­day, and unable to attend his classes.Dr. Henderson's crime class spent last Mon­day at the state penitentiary at Joliet.Sneider of the track team, while at foot ballpractice last week, broke his collar bone.W.S. Kennedy, captain of the foot ball team,returned to the University last Monday.A few University people attended the danceat the Chicago Beach hotel last Saturday eve­ning.Misses Nellie and' Belle Halstead were onthe campus last Monday registering for the fallquarter.The University of Chicago is notobject of Mr. Marshall Field's g-ifts.Mass., has lately received the gift offrom him . the onlyConway,a libraryMeSSrS. Perley Freeman, Charles Jacobs andEugene Watson announce a series of Universityinformals to be given during the fall and win­te r quarters.Mr. Fred Brauball, '01, is out of the Univer­sity for the present, and is employed as assist­ant in the scientific department at A. C. Me­Clurg' & Co's.Miss Ella Young, late district su perintendentof Chicag-o schools, has returned from a pleas­ant, vacation to take up her work as teacher inpedagogy 'in the University.The Divinity school won from the Graduateschool in the quarterly debate held in KentTheatre last Friday evening. The Divirntyschool was represented by Messrs. Marshall,Cook and Donnan; the Gr.aduate school byMessrs. Shellery, Fesler· and Sorensen. Thesubject of the evening was: "Resolved, thatthe eight hour day law ought to be legallyrecognized by industries making large use ofmachinery."THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 521Messrs. Harry Hewett, Knight Flanders,Lester Fulton and Roy Taborall, former stu­dents of the University, will meet in Paris thisfall to begin a European tour.The editorial columns of last Sunday's Tri­bune devoted some' space to commenting uponthe ideas of Dr. Votaw· in regard to religiousinstruction a n d also to the new kindergartensystem of the University.The Deans advise all summer students whoexpect to begin attendance during the fallquarter to attend to their reg istrat io n this weekand thus avoid the contusion at the beginningof next quarter.Mr. Nathan N. Lebolt will not return to theUniversity this fall. He hasbee n made a mem­ber of the new firm of Lebolt Bros., who areabout to open their jewelry establishment inPalmer House Block. 'Mr. F. L. Hutson, of Dennison University,who has been in attendance during the summerquarter, and who some weeks ago joined theUniverity band, has made arrangements to re­main here throughout the year.Ellsworth, a bicycle rider hom the SouthSide Academy, who will enter the Universitythis fall, has been doing good track work atMilwaukee during the races there. He will bea good addition to Our bicycle squad.Mr. Albert Russell gave a yachting partylast Friday afternoon on his new yacht "Gra­tia," in honor of Mr. Paul Blackwelder of Har­vard. The larder was well filled, and althoughthe lake was rough, a very pleasant afternoonwas spent.Mr. H. S. Fiske of the Extension Divisionis spending a month at the "Eagle's Nest"camp on the Rock river, near Oregon, Ill.Among the other trustees are Lorado Taft, thesculptor, Hamlin Garland and Henry Fuller,the novelists, add Charles Francis Browne, thepainter.We are sorry to announce the death of GagerVaughn, the star athlete of Armour institute,and brother of Mr. Roger T. Vaughn of theUuiversity. Mr. Vaughn has the heart-feltsympathies of all his University friends in h isbereavement. Closing the Summer Work.N ext Sunday evening will close the meetingsof the Y. M. & Y. W. C. A. associationsfor the summer. The subject forconsiderationwill be "Christ, To-day, Yesterday, and For­ever." Mr. Myers, chairman of the summerwork, will lead the meeting-and it is hopedthat a large number will be present at the farewell meeting of a summer's Christian workgreatly blessed by the master;Nil Desperandum.I asked a maid in fair Bordeaux'I'o marry me. I loved her seaux.Ah, me! It was a crushing bleauxWhen she replied, "You booby, neaux."So then I journeyed to CologneTo wed a girl I long bad knogne.When I g ot there, my bird had Rogne,And I, alas, am still alogne!So now I linger in Marseilles,With cheerfulness that never feilles->Hoping that soon some favoring geillesWill put new "wind into my seilles.- John C. M. V alen tine in St. Nicholas.The "Dearborn.""Lady Windermere's Fan," the attraction tosucceed "Nancy & Co." at the Dearborn, willtake nearly as much care in production as anyof the plays announced tor presentation thisseason. It counterfeits life in a rich Londonset, and demands elaborate scenery, a big castand all the added effects in the way of costumethat the casual spectator might expect, shouldhe have the chance of dropping in on the no­bility. The ladies of the 'company will haveseveral changes of toilet suited to differenttimes of day arid different surrounding. MissStuart, Miss Bergere, Miss Ryan, and Miss Dixwill be called upon for especial display. Thescenic artists are also at work on handsome in­terior sets."Can you tell me," said the VISItor to ourgreat institution, "where the Museum of Anti­quities is?""See that row. of buildings over yonder,"said the wise looking student, "directly east ofHaskell? It will pay you tovisit that museum.You will find more relics' there than in eitherWalker or Haskell!"IN A 'HUrIOROUS VEIN.THE UNIVERSITY O'F CHICAGO WEEKLY· c522Sublime InvocationDarkey preacher (in sepulchral tones), "0thou impotent, omniscient, incandescent, insig-nificant God! etc. .An Up-to-date Student.,I Professor Fossilgather (summering In themountains).-"Just see my specimens. Are.you fond of palceontology, my young friend?"Yale Youth (in' scorn).-"Paley? No; Pa­ley's played out. We send to Germany for ourtext-books on to logy. There's Von Gobbel­schintz and Do nnerwetjer and Schappclsdorf.Those are authorities tor you.The Reason Why.Student of Literature.e--t'Why is it, professor,that Swinburne says Victor Hugo's 'Djinns'cannot possibly be' translated into .Eng lish >"Professor.s-v'Because Swinburne has neversucceeded in ngJ<.irig a translation of it.".�Abiding Faith. .Mr. Millyuns.-"Do you s'ee this pendant tomy chain? It's a coin minted in Rome twelvehundred years before Christ. A Harvard boytold me so."Mr. Specs.-" But Rome wasn't built, then.Besides, the coin has the head of Constantine,the Christian emperor; and the letters read,"Constanti nus Romanorum Imperator.'"Mr. Miilyuns.-"Can't help that. It's just asI said. You see; -it was a Harvard boy thattold me so."i i Repartee in the Other World.Shade of Tom Moore (to shade of Long­fellow) .-"And you never saw the Falls ofMinnehaha, that you described to the world I"�Shade of Longfellow.-"N 0 -no more thanyou 'ever saw the Vale of Cashmere."An Ignorant Writer.Farmer Hayrick (examining school-book).­"What in thunder is this, Mary?""Mary.-"It's my book of Chaucer. Weread it in school."- Farmer Hayrick.-"So that's what we spend. money fer, is it? The feller can't -spell oneword in five. You tell the teacher he ort tohave more sense than to use a book written bya gol darn idiot."I,I II Statuary Repartee.Powers' Eve (to Thorwoldson's Veuus r.c-­"Well I see you have your apple yet."Thorwoldson's Venus (icily). Yes, madam;and when it comes' to mentioning apples, if Iwere you, I'd keep still."A Dogmatic Pastor.Mr. Jones.-"Your minister is an excellent. man, but impresses me as being rather dog-matic." . .Mrs. Smith -�"Well, I should say so. He'sgot a Great Dane, arid' an English Pug and aSetter, and I understand he's goin'to buy a'Dachshund. Well,_ it's all right for them thatlike 'em." THE CLUB MAN.The band again. favored us with a concert'last Monday. The following programme wasrendered: � -Benningtonian March, .. __ GoldsmithBuzzards' Bay March , '. . , , FultonThe Fountain City March, " , TubbsI guess I'll have to Telegraph my Baby, , .Coronation March , , MeyerbeerFair Maiden of Seville, , , , ' CzibulkaIntermezzo Russe.: , " FrankeMarche Royal�, '.. .- .' , .: Got;1�odThe March King , .. PryorThey say that new man can play the cornetto beat the band. Oh, that wouldn't be hard.Making it Pleasant for Him." I don't see.' said the 01<;1 .man, " why chop­ping wood isn't just about as good exercise andjust as enjoyable as. playing golf.""It is the walking between strokes thatmakes golf so valuable as exercise," explainedI the boy. ., That equalizes matters and givesthe legs the exercise that they need."Thus it happened that the old man went outinto the yard and placed 'sticks of wood atintervals all around it, after which he handedthe boyan axe and told him to play the fullcourse.-Chz'cago Post.Mr. Alvin Barton will remain in Paris untilthe first of next year for the purpose of study­ing French .You will find late news, good news, in ouradvertisingcolumns. Read the "ads."THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 523TR� EARL & WI LSON'SCOLLARS & CUFFSTHE. BEST MADE----.-----------�-- _._------Brink's Express Company is the most reliable andquickest in· the city and the. prices are cheap. Theyhave several agencies in Hyde Park, near the University:Avery's Pharmacy, 55th and Monroe avenue, Oak. 526;H. D. Jones, I32 E. 53d -street, Oak. 829; J. J. Magee,57th and Lake avenue, Oak. 933; Brink s office, 6-1-08Wentworth avenue, Went. 574; Rosalie Cafe, 5700Rosalie court. Office, 84-Washington street, Exp .. I09.Business College Tuition.$35 worth of tuition in Bryant & Stratton's BusinessCollege for sale at almost half price. Call on John WebbBusiness Manager of THE 'WEEKLY.Typewriter For Rent,Good Remington 'I'ypewriter for rent at $2.00 permonth. May be seen at typewriter office of Webb Bros ..basement Cobb Hall.Press Clippings.A rare opportunity to obtain press clippings, for anypurpose, at half price. Address, Jno. E. Webb, managerof THE WEEKLY.Bicycle 1'01' Sale Cheap,A new ladies' or gentlemen'S bicyc1e for sale cheap.Inquire of John Webb, business manager of THEWEEKLY. Fu'rnish.HI Room 8igns."Furnisr;ted room" signs for sale at 383 E. 55th street,at five cents each.Headaches are often caused by slight derangement ofthe stomach or overtaxing the nervous system byexces­sive hours of study, which is often the case with students.BO��7en's Headache Powders 'will re'ieve nervous neur­algia or sick headache. University Pharmacy, 560 EastFifty-fifth street, corner Ingleside avenue.A man who advertises his business IS worthyof patronage. Read the" ads."CHICAGO.4701 COTTAGE GROVE AVENUE, OP I U M MORPHINE, COCAINEI LAUDANUMWHISKEYI Never-failing. harmless and uermanenc home cure.Valuable TrE'Ati'f' 'm Add':·tion ma ued free ..Dr. J. C. Ut)}']<'MAN, -10 I !sabella IUd�.,()hlca:o.ll1.SPALDING�STRADE-MARK .FOOT BALL SUPPLIESFor 1899The Spalding Official Intercollegiate Foot Ballused exclusively by Yale, Princeton, Harvard,Pennsylvania. 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Gottschalk, Director, Gottschalk Lyric School, Kimball HallFall Term, Second rIonday in September. 'COLUMBIASCHOOL OF ORATORYSEND FUR CATALOGUE.Summer Classes May 1 to July 29.MARY A. BLOOD. A. M. t p' . 17th floor. Steinway HalllDA MOHEY RILEY ) nnclpa s. 17 Van Buren StKent College of Law.MARSHALL D. EWELL. LJj.D. ]tI.D., Dean.Three y ea rs" course, leading to deg-ree of LL. B .. Improvedmethods uniting t heor v and practice. THE SCHOOL OF PRACTICEIS THE LEADING li'EATURE. Evening sessions of ten hours awe-ek for each class. Students can be self-supporting whilestudying. A rrangements made [or supplementing preliminaryeducation. For catalogue. a"ddress .W. F. MOMEYER.LL. B .. Secratary,618-619 Ashland Block, Chicago, Ill.ChicagoCol/ege ofLaw. LAW DEPARTMENTOFLAKE FORESTUNIVERSITYA thenreum Bldg.. FACULTY ..RON. THOMAS A. MORAN. LL. D., Dean e•(Late Justice of Appellate Cour-t.)'HON. H. M. SHEPARD.(Late Justice of Appella te Court.)HON. EDMUND W. BURKE.-(Judge of the Circuit Ct. of Cook C€>.)HON. R. P. SHOPE.(Late Justice Supreme Ct. of Illinois.)HON. O. N. CARTER.(Judsre of Count.y Court.)HON. JOHN GIBBON:::;, LL. D.(Judge Circuit Court. Cook County.ADELBERT HAMILTON. ESQ.C. E. KREMER. ESQ. E. o HIGGINS. E�Q(1'. E. REED, ESQ. C. A. BROWN. ESQ.. ELrvlER E. BARRETT. E:::;Q., Secretary.Sessio.Ds each week day evening-.Three- Year Course.Prepares for admission to the bar in all theStates.Degree of Bachelor of Laws conferred onthose who complete the three years' coursesatisfactory to the Faculty.For further information address the Sec­retary.ELMER E. BARRETT, LL. B.511ite 150!, 100 Washington Street, Chic81!.'oNorthwesternUNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOLOur Plant, Facilities and Record meritinvestigation. For circulars and infor-mation, address, 'Dr. N. S. Davis. Jr.4431 Dearborn St. CHICAGO. HERING MEDICAL COLLEGE,. 3882 and 88H Rhodes Ave. CHICAGO, ILL.The True Representative of Ha.h ue ma.n rt ia.nJiIomeopathy. 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