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CORY, Gen'l Agent,Foot of \Vabash Ave., 48 River St., Chicago., r..THE PROPOSED NElW CHAPEl!.. OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGO, I\llni"ersit)2 of <.thicago 'UUleehl)2SINGLE COPIES IOC. CHICAGQ, ILL., AUGUST 10, 1899.' VOL. VII. No. 42GRIEFtS WINTER.Tlie sun went down, the day went out,The clock ticked loud and slowWhile the old wife sat by the inglesideA-crooning soft and low.II For fifty years and six long yearsWe sailed the open sea-A century's half, a lifetime's pastHe gently pil'ted me. 'But woe is me, the flames leap high'And the wind doth shriek and moan;My pilot's gone', my anchorage,I'm drifting all alone." " Singing thy lullaby.Sleep while the song goes,Rock while the wind blowsMother is ever by:Fear thou no danger,Dear little stranger,List to thy lullaby._. Again the wind blew angrily,But the embers flicker low,And the shadows deep and the darkness drearAre coming sure and slow.The church again, the self-same church,But the shade of the porch is gloom,While the joyful sound from the iron bellsIs changed' to knell of doom.With solemn tread we pace the aisle,Our 'heart's: are changed to stone,From anguish and 'pair unspeakable.And grief that'll ne'er be known.Dust un to dust! earth' un to earth!Oh s-igh, and' weep and moan,Unspeakable those words of woe,Alone! 'Alone! Alone!] ust then the flames in the inglesideLeapt brighter, higher, wideAway in the distance's ruddy g-low'There came a blushing bride.A village street, the orchards' bloom,A coach and a milk-white span,The ringing bells, the greetings loudAnd flowers from the maiden banci�The cool church porch with ivy grown,. The march, and the solemn vow,But the flames leapt up, whileThe wind died down'To a lullaby soft and low. . A dreary street 'Of wintry landAnd snow that drifts and blows,One lonely cot, and a' fire-sideW'ith the embers dying low.The lone wi£� sits by the inglesideAnd dreams, and sighs, and moa s,While the wind sighs back her only thought­Alone! Alone! AIQne!Sleep, thou, my little one,Drowsily pretty one,Mother is watching nigh;Gently, then, slumber dear,"While she is guarding thee,\\....,\452 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYAnother "En Wagon."I had been visiting relatives in Dresden andwas going back to Paris alone, which, accord­ing to European custom, was a rather unusualthing. But my friends accompanied me to the- station and after- giving the conductor a, feeand telling him not to let any other travellersenter my compartment I settled down. Thetrain was already moving when a gentleman ina rich fur coat came running along, and wavinghis hand, asked to be taken aboard. It sohappened that he chose my, carriage and hethrew himself in as if exausted after a longrun. He carried a large valise with him, and Iscrutinized the new-corner from head to foot,but seeing that he was a.gentleman "tres commeil faut sous tous les rapports," I overcame theunpleasant feeling which at first took hold ofme at the idea that I should travel alone withthis stranger as far as Bertin.I had determined not to enter into conversa­tion and closed my eyes as if to sleep, but 'afterawhile my traveling com panion made a fewremarks which aroused my curiosity. Amongother things, he asked me if I were able tokeep a secret and to ignore certain thingswhich he .was about to do. I began to bealarmed, but said in a quiet and determinedmanner that· I was not afraid of a "gentleman."He then opened his valise and drew a revol­ver, saying, "I'm going to practice shooting.""What will yQU think of me madame? I am,in a terrible state of excitement and shall soonexplain the reason of my actions, but pleaselook out of your window for a while and don'tturn around until I tell you." I obeyed blind--Iy, feeling as if I were under a spell of hypno­tism. I thought the man was a lunatic and myheart sank. But what c'ould I do? Everyoneknows how European railroad cars are ar­ranged. You are locked up in one single com­partment. I looked out the window; it wasgetting dark; the train rushed on-rapidly, andwhen my companion ask me to look again Icould scarcely believe. my eyes! It was nolonger the same man. His dark beard haddisappeared, his hair was blond, his complex­ion tair, even his costume had entirely beenchanged, and his beautiful fur coat thrownfrom the window. Now carne the explanation:He was a Polish count, wealthy, influential, thehead of a political party with headquarters in'\I Dresden, who had conspired against the Rus­sian Government and tried to free their country. Ther'e were orders fro m St. Petersburg tothe police in Dresden to arrest him and he.hadto flee from there, but was on the way toSwitzerland where he might be free once more.He gave me- his card and begged me not to.betray him-e-at least not for one month, andprepared to leap out of the carriage at the firstopportunity, for the telegraph had already doneits work, and when we finally arrived at thestation ,everything was in confusion-police­men and gensdarmes were searching .the train.But my friend (as I call him now, for I cannothelp admiring him) had vanished completely,and when, they came to my car to search I saidthat I did' not want to have anything to dowith the matter-that I knew nothing.I need not say in what state of mind I wasin when I arrived at Berlin. It had been ,a­most exciting journey and I had to remainsilent according to my promise, but two months'later I received a letter from Lucerne, Swit'zer­land. It was from my friend, Count K., wh o,had safely arrived there. The letter was mostcharming, full of gratitude, "rnettant a ma dis­position t�ute sa fortune en' un , mot toute sa.personne.' M. de S.A "Yarn."About twenty years ago it was my good for-,tune to spend a month in the then wild terri­tory of Arizona. At that time in order to getto Phoenix one had to be driven f.ifteen milesover rough roads, sleeping (when sleep was,possible) on the hard seat of the coach, and.momentarily expecting to hear that he wa�held up. Only two of our party braved this,ride; the rest of us decided to stay in Prescott.As this place �i_d not boast of a hotel we found,accommodations as best we could with thesettlers. In this r�spect I was more fortunatethan the rest. I was taken in by a Mr. Norris,who owned the only store house in town. Asthis house was larger than the rest it was made­the meeting place of the settlers when therewas danger of trouble with the Indians. Twiceduring our stay the inhabitants gathered', hereand told stories and popped corn until the,troops had put an end to the uprising. The'great wood fires, an occasional shot which came'faintly to our ears from across the ravine, and.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 453the burning of some solitary cabin, reflectingitself in the glass of the "Flight of Israel,"which hung on the north- wall of the sittingroom, gave a charm to the stories which I shallnever forget. Henry Farson was one of thefew-settlers. who could tell a "yarn" and get itat all straight, and so with common consent he.was called upon more than anyone else. Oneof his stories impressed itself upon me becauseof the simple way in which a man was rescuedfrom death by means of a pigeon. I thoughtto myselfat the time that an .Iridian must have'an ordinary amount of common sense, and thathe would not allow himself to be fooled bysuch a simple trick, but afterwards I found outdifferently; in that this tribe is very supersti­tious about killing a pet bird before killing itsmaster. At any rate, here is the story as Far­son told it, and you can judge for yourself:"One night when we were playing poker inmy cabin, Stevens-you all have heard ofStevens-rushed in the door and shouted forus to meet him ,<at the boulder at once. Youall know where the boulder is-Leddy's boul­der, near the top of the hill. Well, when wegot to the boulder, Stevens was making aspeech, telling as how Bob Templeton had gotin a row with the red's, because, he had shotone of their tribe, who had stolen his horses,and the red's were planning to surprise' himthat night. Surprise-when I say surprise Imean burning his house and splitting his headwith a tomahawk, for Red Water was a meanchief in those days. Well, there was only onething to do and we done it.' That was to bar­racade Johnson's store and wait there for thereds to appear. We crowded in the store allthe women and children. The men fixed upthe palisade at the back and waited. ,The Indians came down the hill on the runand Stevens 'ordered us to fire. They saw thatwe were ready for them and that changed theirplans. They whispered together a few mo­ments and then started off toward the village,bent on plunder. We knew that we werethrough with them for that' night' and we all"turned in," but the next morning they cameback and Red Water shouted that he hadTempleton's woman and that he would kill herunless we gave up Templeton. Mrs. Temple­ton had gone down to the Junction to seea sick friend, but she was not expected backuntil the next day. We told Red Water he lied. Then he pulled out a piece of paper fromhis pocket and handed it to Stevens. It was anote from Mrs. Templeton; there could now beno mistake. When Templeton read it hepaled for a minute; then pulled himself to­gether and said, "Boys I shall go; I hope thateven now I'll find a way to escape, but if Idon't, good-bye to you all." He stooped andkissed his little boy 'and then walked to thedoor, Then he turned and went back to' thechild and said, "Let me take Tom, your pigeon.I want to take him with me while I go and findMamma. As Templeton' brushed out of thedoor he said to me: "This tribe of Indians isvery superstrtious. Maybe I can use thepigeon to tell you where I am, for I don't thinkthey'll take it away from me before they- killme and that won't be before to- night."All day we waited. About 3 o'clock a de­tachment of troops from Fort Whipple cameover the hills on the way back from Fort Me­Dowell. They looked good after we had notseen them for three weeks. They stopped' atthe palisade. and we told them the news ofpoor Templeton and as hick would have itwhen we were telling it, Arthur's pigeon flewinto the palisade. A note was found tied' toits foot: "Harkin's Creek, near by; Free," waswhat it said, and that night Templeton wasbrought home on the shoulders of our troops.Fars'on had finished his story with a happyending, which satisfied his audience, but looksrather suspicious; as I think it over. E.Miss Annie Marion MacLean, who has helda fellowship in sociology here for several'years, has accepted an appointment to a chairin the department of sociology at Royal Vic­toria College, the woman's division of McGillUniversity, Montreal, Canada. To accept thisposition, Miss MacLean declined an offer tolecture throughout the country in the interestsof the Federation of Consumers' Leagues.The attention of the educational world hasbeen attracted to the work of Miss MacLeanby her recent publication of the results of twoweeks' work last winter in Chicago departmentstores. She made the experiment in this fieldof labor to study its conditions as did Profes­sor Wychoff, in his efforts to secure employ­ment as a day laborer, and though her recitalsare not so pretentious as "The Workers," itsheds light on the phase of life investigated.If her nerve was steel and ironHer heart was a woman's everSoft, gentle, pure and gracious,Unceasing in kindly endeavor.She came-she went, and her memoryWas enshrined in the hearts of all,From the herd in his lowly cottageTo the peer in his stately hall. Social Duty.The door-bell rings, ,The portal swings,My lady comes a-calling,In velvet dressed,Her veil close pressed;The formal talk's appalling.The style, the day,The church, the play­Whatever line she fancies.Ten minutes pass;She says, "Alas,�Ti�e flies!" and 05- she dances.454 THE UNIVERSITY OF CH�CAGOf WEEKLY'COLLEGE VERSE.On the' Death of the Empress of Austria.By C. A.What mysteries deep and unthought ofThe Future holds in' her breast,Never a glimpse she uncovers,Well-s-perhaps it is best.One same, same, kismet, fate­It has to be, or soon or late. From rippling wave by great curved shore,Where etching all the rise,Sea- rocket, bugseed, sand cherry,Dropt down from windy skies,Make beauty, e'en delight the eye,Lost on the great sand sea,Up o'er the great sand billows crest;Fringed by the cottonwood tree,Out o'er the wildnernessy waste,And far and high and wide,'Way back in the eightiesA merry throng were we,The days we passed in hunting,The nights in revelry."Harking back" was not to our liking,Youth's blood cried "Forward Away;"And little we reeked of the future,Our thoughts were of only to-day. As though the lake turned now to gray,Still heaved on every side,Where here a great lon e hollow lay;With resurrected pines,And there a huge wave makes its way,High 'gainst the sky, smooth lines,Doomed vales with all their verdue rich,Hills torn by their sides,Wind-swept ravines, or long slant slopes,Or steps, great loose sand slides.We gloried in our horses,We gloried in our hounds,We gloried in our countryNone such happy hunting grounds.And the fame of our lands and pasturesSpread o'er continent and seas,Bringing sportsmen who wondered, exclaiming,"There is nothing like to these."They came-the best from the shires,The choice of the land,But she best of all.Who become our guest,Was the Empress, lady-fair;She rode with a grace that charmed us,Coquetting with her fan,But when scent was high and hounds full cryShe was ever in the van. To where the sand dune's threat'ning front,Comes on, the doom of all,By March and by November's winds,Urged on, one rolling wall,A moving ocean uncontrolled,A wearying waste, indeed,­How little men, how mighty God,The lesson there I read.." -Clarence A. Sharji)�Assassin! boast of thy powers,Gloat over thy crime so bold,The knife that dealt death but to oneHas left wounded hearts untold. . No real word saidFrom head to head,No thought to live in beauty;Her list she checks­What name's the next?She's doing social duty.-[Lydia A. Coonley Ward.The Sand Dunes.The sand dunes, the famous sand dunes,We visited today,Far out along the blue lake's shore,A morning's ride away,The sketchy, bushy, wild sand dunes,. G'reat wayward drifting hills,Valley filling, forest burying,Where'er the wild wind wills. Dolce Par Nlente,Though hot weather has its drawbacks,It is' also deeply blest;.'Tis the time man's wild ambitionsLoaf along in dreamless rest.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 455COLLEGE HUMOR�Golf Bill of Fare-English.At a dinner given by New South Wales golf­ers to Lord Hampden, the following was themenu:The Drive Off: Oysters= halved in two.A Spoon Shot: Clear turtle soup.Out of the Water: Whiting-foozled.The Approach: Fillets of beef-grassed." " Vol au Vent-mashied.The Bunker: Saddle of lamb-sliced.A Foul Shot: Spatchcock-s-on the green.A Dangerous Hazard: Mayonnaise of prawns.Dormy two: Ice on the ball.The Last Hole: Gobble of anchovies.Desert. Coffee. All down.A man may be a credit to himself and a debitto his friends.Just when a man's surest that a woman neverhits anythin.g .that she 'aims at, along comes. some blushing young thing and marries him.Never trust a woman with a .secret. Thecuriosity of her husband is sure to get it out ofher.Sometimes you hear of a perfect man. Heis the fellow your wife could have married.Stern Parent (interviewing his son during theholidays): "Why, sir, they have taught younothing, simply nothing! Now, tell me at oncewho drowned whom in a butt of what?"Big Head: "It will be a hard job to fill TomReed's shoes."Flipper: "Why be metaphorical? In hiscase I think it would be at once more correctand expressive to speak of the difficulty offilling his seat."Manager: "I have made a "date for our bur­lesque in Washington."Treasurer: "But I thought you alwaysavoided the Capital."Manager: "Yes, but Congress is not in ses­sion just now and I think we can get throughwithout losing all our chorus girls"'..__,...__Don't go to law unless you are fixed to staythere. No bird soars too high if he soars with hisown wings.Paterfamilias (furiously:) "You scoundrel!why did you elope with my daughter?"New Son-in-law: "To avoid the insufferablefuss and nonsense of a society wedding."Paterfamilias (beamingly): "Thank heaven,. my daughter got a sensible husband, anyhow."Little J ack and Daisy are finishing a plate ofpeaches. There. are only tw.O left-one ofthem fine and luscious, and the other small andunripe.Jack:Daisy:Jack: "Are you greedy.""N 0, I'm not greedy.""Then you choose."A clever mot of Lord Rosebery's is beingrepeated. At a dinner, not long ago, some­one asked the ex-Prime Minister what memorywas ."Memory," replied Lord Rosebery, "is thefeeling that steals over us when we listen to_ our friends' original stories,"Old Gent-" My lad, every cigar you smokeis a nail in your coffin."Youth-"Cayn't be, boss.' - I'm goin' ter becremated."-Al�y Sloper.His One Complaint."There's only one thing that I object to,"said the patient man with a last year's strawhat. "Pianos must be played on. That's whatthey were made for.""You disapprove of some of the selections ?""N 0, I don't. All I resent is having mydaughter call that piece with which she wakensthe house every night a 'slumber song.'''­Waslzington Star.Neighborly Charity.Mrs. Dix-"When my husband 'and I quar­rel we never allow the children to witness it."Mrs. Hix-"Why, how in the world do youmanage it?"Mrs. Dix-"We always send them out ofdoors so they can hear nothing."Mrs. Hix=-vOh, now I understand. I'veoften wondered why your children were on thestreet all the time."456 THE UNIVERSITY OF CfiICAGO -WEEKLYttbe "Ulni"ertJit� of <tbicago 'ijijleekl�;EDITORIAL BOARD.EMORY COBB ANDREWS, '00,EUGENE H. B. WATSON. Managing EditorAssociate EditorASSISTANT EDITORS.ROBERT S. McCLUR,E, '00.M. R. MYERS, 01.CHARLES J, 'BUSHNELL, '98JNO. E. WEBB" Bu siness Manager.Office Hours: 10:30 to 12:00 daily.SUBSCRIPTION RATE.One Quarter, payable in advance, - $ .75One Year, (Four Quarters) - 2.50OFFICE-COBB HALL, 58TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE.Published by the Quadrangle Press, 383 E. 55th Street.Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Post-office, Chicago, Ill.VOL. VII. THURSDAY, AUGUST 10, 1899. No. 42It is surprising what an interestTardiness. some of our professors take in theearnest endeavor of the Universityto make all students very punctual. The busi­ness men of to-day who are looking for boysto sweep out and open up store would saythat this was a good move, and yet there is .much more excuse in the case of the studentthan in the case of the young business man·The -forrner has many excuses-perhaps he hasbeen to the gym; perhaps he has waited tosee the Dean in answer to a summons on theBulletin Board (an all-day affair); but thegreatest excuse which he has is the tendericyof .the professor in the preceding class to givea few more' references or to be sure to a�signwork enough for the morrow. It is probablethat this alone will account for more than halfof the tardiness. And these very professors- who love so to prolong their little hour are thevery ones who mark a man· absent WRen he ..comes in late and will not take the trouble tocorrect the books. College customs, if worth hav­The rIa= ing, are w-orth observing. For va­roon Hat. rious reasons coll ege traditionsand customs are .not so abundantin the U. of C. as in many institutions, but ithas come to be understood upon the campusthat certain' privileges are granted to our ath­letes which are not granted to the student who­makes no effort to uphold the honor of the'Varsity. By a law unwritten, but as binding­as the .la w� of the Catholic Church, the privil­ege of' wearing the Maroon hat is given only tothose students who have won the right to weara "C" by participation in a public athleticcontest. Ignorance of this custom can be for­given orrly .in men who are "strangers withinour gates," as, for instance, many of the Sum-­mer Quarter students. For the man who has- lived upon the campus two or three quarters.and has failed to realize that" the wearing of theMaroon is an exclusive privilege, we are very­sorry. It is to be regretted that there are one­or two such men in the University, and there is.cause for even deeper regret in the fact thatthese infringers of our customs are' mem­bers of the Divinity School. The DivinitySchool has been well represented. in our ath­letics. It is one of the oldest departments ofthe University, and - among its members' are:some men who have been in the 'Varsity sinceits opening. . These facts make more strangethe" breach of discipline" which has occurred.in that department. It is to be hoped that themen who, perhaps ignorantly, have been violat­ing' one of our most sacred traditions, willeither earn the right to wear the Maroon hat o rcease to wear it.Blue and Green.They strolled together o'er the hill,And she was young and true;They watched the sky so blue and stil l;The distant hills so blue,The little violet's heav'nly eye,The sea far to be S;eem.-:-Below 'twas blue, 'twas blue on high,And only she. was green.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 457THE CHRISTIAN UNION.Trip to Hull House.So much enthusiasm has developed in the'student body for the Saturday outings that rain,mud and uncertainty are interferences neces­sary to keep the party within control numeri­cally. There was much hindrance underfootand overhead last Saturday, but nearly twohundred men and women, led by ProfessorHill and Mrs. Kelly, left Cobb Hall at nineo'clock for Hull House. Because of, the rain,the party went by way of the Ell, and arrive dat their destination about ten o'clock.On account of the large number in the partyit was divided into two sections to make therounds of the buildings and grounds, and threesections for dinner. After short addresses byMiss Stephens, Mrs. Kelly, Professor Hill and-others, we made' a round of the buildings. Up­stairs we -went, and down, into the nurseryamong the children, through the several clubrooms and lecture halls, the library, offices,and gyrnnasium; to the coffee house, where wedid our duty to the ideal Hull House soupsand other savory dishes. After dinner we vis­ited the play grounds, went through the Italianand Jewish districts and returned.Hull House is probably the largest socialsettlement in the city, and is doing a mightyand much needed work in this populous and'purposeless community. The house is thrownopen to clubs and societies of every kind, andthe play ground is free to the children. Theytouch, in a helpful way, about 2,500 personsper week.From the Settlement.The work on the new gymnasium buildingand on the bath house is suspended, on accoun tof the brick layers' strike.Last week a number of the members of theYoung Woman's Club with their leader, MissWilson, were at the "Happy Hour Cottage," inthe country. This week some of the boys fromthe manual training class, and some of the girls'from the Girls' ,Gymnasium Club are takingtheir turn.The Settlement has recently received sixpictures, copies of fine works of art, from Mr.Charles L. Hutchinson. They will be addedto our loan c.ollection. The Blue Island Current Topics Club enter- 'tained over fifty children, with a few mothers,at a picnic on Th urs day, July 27. The ladiesof the club served a bountiful luncheon, andthen entertained with games and a carriagedrive for all.There is a small school for feeble mindedchildren at the Settlement this summer, underMiss Alice Schilling as teacher. The increas­ing number of this kind of children in oUFneighborhood, and. the, need of having some­thing done for them, induced Miss McDowellto try this experimental school. The expensesare met by the Chicago Woman's Club.To Drainage Canal., The last of the trips as planned for these sixweeks will be made next Saturday morning to.the drainage canal. Professor Salsbury windirect the party. Watch the bulletin and theWEEKLY for future excursions.Meetings.The Y. M. and Y. W.e. A. meetings still con­tinue to increase in numbers and interest. Themeeting last Sunday evening led by Mrs. Juddon the subject, "God, is Sufficient," was full ofinspiration for. everyone. The music, under theleadership of Messrs. Dascom and Gray, de­s,erves special mention. The midweek meetingwill be held indoors this week.Picnic.The Y. M. and Y. W. e. A. believe in devel­oping the social as well as the 'intellect'ual andspiritual natures. 'This was evidenced last Fri­day evening, when about forty of the youngpeople fought mosquitoes at the wooded is­land, Jackson Park. A picnic supper on the,grass, followed by songs and boating, made CiI.most delightful evening.Young Wife: "I got a beautiful parchment. diploma from the cooking college to-day, and"I've cooked this for you, Now, guess what .it is.'Husband (with slab of omelette between his.teeth): "The diploma."Read the "ads."458 �iHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYAccording to Schedule.Newspaper Man (to editor's daughter):'''Having duly expressed myself, m-ay I re,questan early answer?"Editor's Daughter: . "You may. You areaccepted.Newspaper Man: "Many than.ks. Only onething now remains."Editor's Daughter: "And that is?"Newspaper Man: "To go' to press."Some definitions of the new w-oman: (I)Man's newest and best reason for remainingsingle. (2) Manishness minus manliness'. (3)One who has ceased to be a lady and has notyet attained to be a g·entleman. (4) A freshdarn upon the original blue stocking.IISquff: "The cycle is superseding the horseeverywhere." ,Biff: "Yes, I found a piece of pneumatictire in my sausage this morning."Teacher: "Willie, where is the capital of theUnited States ?""Willie To-date: "In the trusts."A Telephonic Misunderstanding."Are you there?""'Yes.'""Who are you, please?""Watt.""What's your name, please?""Watt's my name.""Yes; what is your name?""I say my name is Watt.""Oh, well, I'm coming round to' see you this.afternoon." ."All right. Are you Jones?""N 0, I'm Knott.""Who are you, then, please ?""I'm Knott.""Will you tell me your name, please?""I'm Will Knott." ,"Why won't you?""1 say my name is William Knott.", Oh! I beg your pardon.''''Then you'll be in this afternoon if I comeround, Watt?""Certainly, Knott."They were then "wrung off" by the ex­change, and now what Knott wants) to know iswhether Watt will be in or not. No. 524.She entered a Halstead street car at Fifty­sixth street, a well-dressed girl with an inter­esting- face, lighted j ust no� with a happy, re­trospective look, left there by the pleasant call'she had just made on a recently married friend.The conductor made his appearance at thedoor and came slowly toward her. Mechani­cally she felt in her jack et . pocket for the sil­ver dime she had carefully placed there for hercar fare. She must have put it in her other'pocket! or in her watch-pccket-e-nc-c-well!where could it be? The conductor was corningnearer, snapping aggressively each ready nickel.In man fashion she went through all her pocketsonce more. How hot the car was! She hadnot noticed it when she came -in. She lookedaround helplessly at th� ,car full of people, whoseemed amused and interested, but not inclinedto inconsidered giving. The conductor wascollecting her neighbor's fare.Could she walk? The lights along the streetshone through the car windows. The earlyDecember twilight was corning on, and fright­ful stories of the wickedness and dangers ofthe great -city after dark thronged into hermind.But the conductor had not been blind, andcut short her faltering excuses with a smiling"That's all right." Gratitude submerg-ed her,) IShe glanced at his cap, No. 524, with aprobable intention of sending his wife a Christ­mas present. When he carne through the caragain, he quietly handed her a transfer slip.F.e. B. IShe Wasn't Appreciated.A duck which faithfully stuck to businessduring the summer and laid several dozens oflarge green eggs complained that she wasn'tappreciated. "See that hen over there," saidthe duck. "She hasn't laid as many eggs as Ihave, nor as big, but she has books writtenabout her and verses composed in her honor, /while nobody is, saying a word about me.""The trouble with you is," said a wise roosterthat was standing near, "that you don't tellthe public what you have done. You lay anegg and waddle off without saying a word, butthat sister of mine never lays one without let­ting everybody in the neighborhood know it.If you want to cut any ice in this community.you must learn to advertise."-THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYnAJORS AND MINORS.Glen Hall is spending the summer in Paris.Ed ward Ri ch was seen on the cam pus lastMonday.Pearley Freeman was visiting on the campuslast week.. � Miss Ruth Vanderlip left for an eastern tri plast Monday.Stagg has the foot ball squad out for workevery afternoon.Prof. Michelsen is spendinghis vacation tra v­eling in Europe.The various state clubs have beerr'ho Idingfinal meetings all week,Mr. It. c. Andrews left this week for a tri pup the sL Lawrence."Billy" Eldridge will be back the last SIXweeks to join the fo'at ball squad. 459Hall and circulated about the campus, takingin Anatomy, Zoology, Botany, Ryerson.Walker,and Haskell. Instructors from each buildingwere present to answer any questions the vis­itors might ask." Davy" is going to leave us. Won't "TheLittle Minister" look odd trailing along aftera banner of Maze and Blue?Dean Swift has just returned from a lengthyeastern trip. He will ' probably be in attend­ance the last six weeks of the summer.Last Sunday afternoon Pres. John HenryBarrows, of Oberlin College, spoke at Vespers.He will speak again next Sunday afternoon.Roger Vaughn, who has been spending thespring and summer in Europe, will return soonto take up his medical course at Johns Hop­kins.The ranks of the summer students have al.ready begun to thin out. On Saturday manymore will leave for their homes, east, west, northand south.·Langton, from the University �f Utah, hasentered the "U," and is out daily for foot ballpractice. He's a 190 pounder, and will try fortackle on the 'Varsity. 'Last week Prof. Stagg won out in the Golftournament played on the] ackson Park links.The final contest was between Stagg and Ross­This tournament was for the championship of., the University.Summer students are. urged, after they leavethe University,to keep track of their matricula­tion cards. If attendance at the U is ever againdesired a great deal of trouble in this line willbe easily avoided.Students leaving after the first six weeks wil ldo well to remember to hand to the dean a listof- five gener�i lectures attended. Studentsstaying the whole quarter are required to,attend ten lectures.George Brayton leaves this week for Wisco n­sin to spend six weeks in field geology.Carl and Joe Davis have just left for a tripthrough Colorado, to be gone six weeks.Messrs. Simpson and Grunlee, both '99, ofMiami College, were visiting on the campuslast week.Instructor Horace Butterworth has just pub­lished a book entitled, "How to." It coversthe work in all departments of' a gymnasium.Last Wednesday afternoon Torry and Hobbsplayed off the finais in the tennis (summertournament. A large crowd witnessed the con­test and the excellent playing on both sideswas heartily applauded. Torry won out by aclose score.There is much talk of a woman's invitationtournament being held later in the quarter.On Wednesday evening of last week, Prof.Starr entertained in Haskell. He gave a lec­ture on the "Daily Life of Indians," illustratingit with Iridian costumes, Indian implementsand games. The evening passed quickly; his'class members were sent home, all too soon.Prof. Starr is a model host.Last Monday afternoon a large party of stu­dents took advantage of a long sought for op­portunity to visit the laboratories and museumsof the University. The party started from Cobb There is a move on foot to organize a. clubof the South Side Academy alumni at the Uni­versity. This Academy has a record of hav­ing entered more students in the Universitythan any other affiliated school. The club willtake in some of the best known members ofthe University.460 THE UNIVER�TY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYIt was announced last week that four briefsof graduate students had been accepted: Sell­ery, Sorensen, Witter and Fesler. The threebest will enter against the D i vini ty men in theGraduate-Divinity debate.On Thursday evening, August toth, the J u­nior finals in declamation will take -place inKent Theatre. Later in the evening Presidentand Mrs. Harper will hold a reception for, Junior College students and their friendsIn Cobb Hall.Chivalry Reversed.He was a very correct looking youth in spiteof his gorgeous yellow-plaid hose which had aremote resemblance to a dish of scrambledeggs. He was something of an athlete andhad a chivalrous air about him. Lifting hisfeet frorn the pedals and placing them uponthe coasters he prepared for a swift ride downthe long hill Just ahead. But his exhileratingcareer soon came to am ost abrupt - and unex­pected termination. Just a treacherous heapof sand and the knightly rider executed mathe­matical curves in the air, landing head fore­most.The next thing he knew a girl in bicyclecostume was bending over him, asking if hewere hurt. She helped him to his feet, pickedup his wheel, straightened the handle-bars andbefore he could collect his stunned senses, hadmounted her own wheel and ridden away.F.'C. B., III Merely a Trifle."What's all this row about?" demanded thepoliceman as he came hurrying up to thecrowd."N 0 row, sir-no row 'tall," answered a manin his blandest voice."But something has happened.""N othing of consequence, sir. Man on abike hits a woman and kills her dead. Threeor four of us seize and hang him. That'shimover there, and here is the woman over here,and the whole affair is over and nothing tocomplain of."I'IA man who advertises his business is worthyof patronage. Read the" ads." Eyes of Blue: or Gray.Dreaming', I see a fresh fair face,And tangled. nut-brown hair,Lips crimsoned stamed; and eyes with traeeOf tears urshed-the skies o'erheadAre not more blue and fair.Blue, do I say? Well, blue or grayAs by the heart they're fed.Gray when hope fails as fades the day,But blue to me, forthere I seeWhat lips. bave-lefs urrsaidtDONALD D. DONNAN.He: "I assure you, Carrie, I love you asmuch as I love myself."She: "And greater love than that no wo­man could reasonably ask for.".lohnD. Rockefeller.T�ere is a 'Varsity out in the West, Chicago! Chicago!Founded by capital, backed by the best, Go it, Chicago!Headed by wisdom that knows no bounds, she's makingr a wonderful show:And oth-ers are longing to share the lot of Chicago! go!CHORUS:-- John D. Rockefeller, wonderful man is he,Gives all his spare change to the U. of C.He keeps the ball a rolling in pur great 'Varsity;He pays Dr. Harper to help us grow sharper,To the glory of U. of C.They say that he made it by forming a trust, Chicago!Chicago!Be that as it may, its use is most just, Go it, Chicago!And of this man we all are proud, be it high or low,For to him we.owe our all atChicago! go!We advise you, kind friends, keep an eye on this place,Chicago, Chicago.It has entered the race and it will set the pace, Go it ;Chicago.The race-course is long, the world it includes, and all"who would start at the blow,Must train with us here for many a year at Chicago.jgo.MEMORIAL CHAPEL.-Mrs. Celia Parker Woolley ofthis city will preach at 11 o'clock next Sunday atMemorial Chapel. Sunday School at 9:30 a.im,'Furnished Boom Signs.,"Furnished Room" signs for sale at 383 E. 55th street,5 cents each.Benefit yourself by reading what the adver­tisers have placed before you in our columns.If their goods were poor and prices high, theywould not advertise. Read the "ads."·THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY 461TR� EARL & WILSON'S ,COLLARS & CUFFS, THE BEST MADEReauti/'ul Wild FlowersFrom Yellowstone Park, nicely pressed and mounted,can be obtained by sending your address and FIFTYCENTS to CHAS. S. FEE, Gen'l Pass. Agent NorthernPacific Railway, St. Paul, Mmn.We have a limited i.urnber of books.. 6 by 8 inches illsize, containing TEN specimens of wild flowers com­mon to the Park. These books are nicely gotten up andin mailing are carefully wrapped so as, to avoid injury inthe mails.The flowers are carefully, mounted Ion heavy paper,the freshness of color is well retained, and the commonand 'botanical names are given together with a briefstatement of where each flower may he found.Two full page illustrations of Park scenery are given,one of the Excelsior Geyser in eruption, the other of the.Lower Fall and Grand Canyon.These herbariums are precisely alike and make verynice souveniers of the Park, particularly for those whohave visited the Park or those who are interested in bot­anical studies, Send fifty cents and your address, andbe sure and state where the '�dvertisement was seen.27-3t. . .. Wheetmen/s ExcursionTo Boston and return via Nickel Plate Road,at $19.00 for the round trip. Dates of sale,August 1 r th and r zth. Good returning for ar­rival at initial starting point not later than Au­gust 31st, by depositing tickets in Boston, withAgent Fitchburg Railroad. Two through trainsdaily with vestibuled sleeping cars to-Boston.Chicago depot, Van Buren street and Pacificavenue, on the Loop. Telephone Central 2057.Brink's Express Company is the most reliable andquickest in the city and the prices are cheap. Theyhave several agencies in Hyde Park near the University:Avery's pharmacy, 55th and Monroe avenue, Oak. 526;H. D. Jones, 132 E. 53rd street, Oak. 829; J. ]. Magee,57th and Lake avenue, Oak. 933; Brink's office, 6408Wentworth avenue, Went. 574; Rosalie Cafe, 5700Rosalie court. Office, 84 Washington street, Exp. 109.Business College Tuition.$30 worth of tuition in Bryant & Stratton's BusinessCollege for sale at almost half price. Call on John WebbBusiness Manager of tile WEEKLY., Bicycle for Sale Oheap,\ A new ladies' or gentlemen's bicycle. for sale cheap ..Inquire of' John Webb, business manager' of theWEEKLY. Not for years has a greater star attractionbeen "offered in vaudeville in Chicago than Cis­sie Loftus, whom Manager Burdock has se'curedfor the MasonicTempleroof theatre next week.com..mencing Sunday, August ,15. The engage-. ment is for one week only. Miss Loftus hasno rival in the world as an entertainer in herparticular line. She is a universal favorite inNew York, where she has the distinction andremarkable record of having played a continu­ous engagement for two seasons. Many offershave been made her by managers in Boston,Philadelphia, Washington, and other cities, to 'fill engagements elsewhere, but she has de­clined them all up to the present, and her ap­pearance at the Masonic Temple theatre nextweek will therefore be her first engagement inAmerica outside of New York city. /1Excursion to Boston via. New York City.',.Dori't forge� the excursion to Boston overthe Nickel Plate Road, August t r th and r zth,at $19 for the round trip, good returning toinitial starting point Augusl 31st. Tickets alsoon safe via. New Yor'k City to Roston and re­turn at one tare for the round trip' via. routetraveled. City Ticket Office, 1 I 1 Adams St.;Depot, Van Buren .St. aud . Pacific Ave., on theElevated Loop.' "Headaches are of ten' caused by slight derangement ofthe stomach or overtaxing the nervous system by exces­sive hours of study, which is often the case with students.Bowen's Headache Powders will relieve nervous neur­algia or sick headache. University Pharmacy, 560 'EastFifty-fifth street, corner Ingleside avenue.Typewr'iter For I1ent.Good Remington Typewriter for rent at $2.00 permonth. May be seen at typewriter office of Webb Bros.,basement Cobb HalL·A Suit or Cl(')thes.Do you want to learn how to save money on a suit ofclothes? Call on John Webb, basement Cobb Hall.Stereopticon for Sale.New stereopticon for sale cheap. Inquire of John,. Webb, business manager of.the WEEKLY. iIPress Clippings.A rare opportunity to obtain press clippings, for anypurpose, at half price. "Address Jno. E. Webb, ManagerTHE WEEKLY.tADVERTISEMENTS.Your Summer O'uting� Why Use PoorUnite health, rest pleasure and . Unwholesomecomfort on the handsome, luxurious ',Steel Steamship MANITOU 11 it k ?When for the SAME MONEY you canget it PURE, SWEET and EXTRAORD­INtARILY RICH, delivered in sealedbottles, by calling up TelephoneFirst-Class South 817, or dropping a postal to,TriW�·kry SIDNEY W��ZER & SONS,Sailings. 305 ThIrtIeth Street.Exclusively \forPassengerService.Between Ohtengo, Ohm-levotx, Petoskey, BarboI'Springs, Bay View, Maeklnac Island, etc.Steamers of our Lake Superior Division make weeklysailings 'between Ohteaao, Sault Sie. Mllrle,Marquette, Haueock, Huillth and intermediatepoints. Descriptive reading matter. giving oarbicularsabout the voyage, terms and reservations sent free.{. JOS. BER01"ZHE1M. G. 1>< A.,Lake Michigan and Lake Superior Tralll!l. Co ••Rush and N. Water St •• CJUCAGO.II III -------.- ------------. TEACHERS WANtED ;gE���:sNO CHARGE TO EMPLOYERS.INTERSTATE TEACHERS AGENCIES,, Main office: 1.26 Washington St.Eastern office: Chicago.OUd Fel!ows Temple. Philadelphia. 110 'Franklin St., CHICAGOMakes Special Rates to all College studentsOLD CAMERAS TAKEN FOR NEWI IIII DEL PRADO BARBER SHOPProf. R. H. McCutchenCuts hair Yale and Harvard style. Children'shair cutting a.specialty. MankuristandCb i ro ped is t always in attendance.Ladies' Hair Dressing and Manicuring Depart-ment in charg-e of Miss E. Evans, ' DRl FORREST D, REED�- �"'-"DENTIST��COR. 63d ST. AND MONROE AVE.OVe1' Jamieso,n's Ph�7'maCYPHONE OAKLAND 356Hours, 8 to 12 a. m., 1 to 5 p. m., 7 to 7:30 p. m .I .. Lakeside Resort ..SOUTH HAVEN, MICH.Situated 3 blocks from depots and boatlandings, and in easv walking distancefrom the fruit farms. Fine bathing beach,boating and fishing. First-class table'service. Music and dancing. Electriclighted, telephone service, bath room. and sanitary plumbing, and all modernconveniences. Rates, $7.00 to $9.00 perweek. For particulars addressJ. O. DEWEY. Proprietor, III,''IHOLLAND AND CHICAGO LINE.Have you ever been to Macatawa Park and Ottawa Reach, those famous sister summer resortson Macatawa Bay, Mich.? If not, you have missed half your life. We operate the only lineof' steamers reaching t here and leave Chicago daily, giving a delightful, inexpensive lakerrde, Also operate steamers between Chicago and HoiJ.land, Mich., where immediate trainconnections are made for Grand Rapids and all interior Michigan points. Ca1l up Main 4648for all particulars. CHAS. B. tiOPPER,I State Street, Chicago., General Passenger Agent. WHEN IN NEED OF OSTEOPATHICTREATMENTCall onJas, Sullivan Howell, M, D, D. 0He 'makes a specialty of Osteopathy. Writefor ]iouFnal. -JAS. SULLIVAN HOWELL, M.D.D.O.6th Floor, Auditorium Building.FRANK J. REED, Gen'l Passenger AgentCHAS. H., ROCKWELL, Traffic nanagerW. H. McDOEL, Vice-Pvesldent andGeneral Manager.ADVERTISEMENTS.SARATOGA TURKISH BAT HS61 DEARBORN STREETBetween Madison and MonroeTurkish and �ussianPlunge Baths" 75 centsOPEN DAY AND NIGHTAbout YourEYES·-Wm. G. Beek12. �5HI�or'Distributors of PURE OOUNTRY MILKManufactur-ers of OREAMERY BUTTERBOWMAN ,pAIRY CO.South Division Office:3514 and 3516 RHODES A VENUEEnglewood Office:69;�9-41 WENTWORTH AVENUE\ 'DR. E. F. KENYON,DENTIST.4701 COTTAGE GROVE AVENUE,CHICAGO.Phone Oakland 66.EYES EXAM[:-.fED FREE ARTI'FICIAL EYES.DR. G. W. HAM�L'FON,OPHTHALMICOPT[CIAN,44 MADISONCHICAGO.Bicycle�Ma,chineSHOPRepair work o·f every Description.BICYCLE LESSONS A SPE_cIALTY1\'[. c. AMENT,209 EAST 57TH STREET..CO H 'EN - THE UNIVERSITY··,. III TAILOR409 .E. 6 7TH STREET it\. fullline of SummerSatisfaction S.uits, from $15 up.fJ'uaranteed. Special attentionCleaning given to cleaning and 'pressingand Dyeing. Ladies' Garments.OP I U M MORPHINE• COCAINE. LAUDANUMNever-failing, harmless and perman�l�����lure.Valuable 'I'reattse on Addiction mailed free.Dr. ".C.BOFFMAN,401lsabella.B.l-tlc.,Chlcalr�IU. WH�M IN CHI'AGO YOU MU$� :SAoi',And the Best Place is theBDRCKY & MILANLADIES' G���LEMEN'S. RES TA URANT .154, 156, .58 and 160. S. Clark St., Chicago.EXTR�CT FROM BILL OF FARE.Dinner.Baked Whitefish 15 Roast Mutton t5 Mutton Pot Pie 15Boiled Trout 15 Roast Pork 15 Veal Pot Pie .. : 15"Salt Mackerel. � .. :15 Roast Veal. 15 Pork and Beans 15Fried Perch 15 BOIled .Ham 15 Soup � . . . . . . . .. .. 5Roast Be�f 15 Beef Tongue 15 Pudding. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. I)Breakfast and Supper.Small Steak 15· Pork Chops 15 Whitefish 15Veal Cutlet 15' Breakfast Bacon 15 Fried Perch ' 15Mutton, Chops 15 Salt Pork. Broiled ,15 Salt Mackerel 15Broiled Ham 15 Fried Sausage 15 Fried Eggs 15Liver and Bacon 15 Lake Trout 15 Scrambled Eggs 15Endless Variety of Good W4olesome Food Properly Cooked, at ModeratePrices. Perfect 'Service. Seating Capacity 700� Ladies' and Gentle­men's Toilet Rooms with Hot and Cold Water and other Conveniences.CHICAG.O HOTEL IN CONNECTION. ROOMS, 50c, 75c and $1 PER DAYL. ManasseOPTICIAN.88 Madison St., Tribune Building.Spectacles and Eye Glasses ��j::!:g.allYEYESJESTEDFREEEverything- Optical, Mathematical, Meteor log:, ica.l and for the Lan ter n is+.KODAKS, CAMERAS AND SUPPLIES.YOUShould snbscrlbe for, and read every week'The Sayings.Only $1.50 per year. Subscribe at once, TO-NAYGALLION & BURR, PUBLISHE'RS,383 E. 55TH ST. "M. McINNIS,CARPENTER AND BUILDER,5509 Kimbark Avenue.JOBBING A SPECIALTYSatisfaction Guaranteed. Those who enjoy a good mealEAT AT THEMonroe·�--_R'estaurant293 E. 55th StreetClean and prorn pj service.An elegant meal for 20cents .The Opposition line.Hurson LineScrew SteamersLeave CHICAGO DailyForRACIN'E and·MILWAUKEEAT 7:30··P. M .'Fare to Milwaukee, without berth, only 75cFare to Milwaukee, berth included, ori ly $1.00Round Trip, without berth : � 1.50Round Trip, berth included both ways 1.75The s teame rs of this line are all screwsteamets .. No side-wheetens.DAIL Y BOA'.Ii' THE YEAR ROUND.,Chicago office and docks, Bast E�d of Michigan.Street, 2 blocks east of Rush street.Telephone, Central 1749.CHARLES E. SELLERS, G. HURSON.. Contracting Agent,Chicago. General Manager"Milwaukee., IIllinois College of LawCHICAGO, ILL.Open all-the year. Both Day and Evening Schools.STUDENTS ENTER ANY TIME.Regular Session of three quarters, openi ng- on First Monday in Septem­ber, December and March .... Summer Quarter of th reete r m s , open in gon First Monday in June, Ju lv and Aug-ust .... Undergraduate or Col­legiate Course of three years leads to LL.B. deg-ree, aud prepares forthe bar in any State .... Post-Graduate or �niversity Courses Ie ad to de- .grees of LL.M. (0'11e year), D.C.L. (two years) and LL.D. (three years).Only law college in the city g'iving Graduate in s t ru ct ion . . .. Exper­ienced Faculty of thirty instructors. Small class divisions. PracticeCou rts meet regularly each week. Library and Study Rooms open allday. Send for Catalogue, to the President. .Howard N. Ogden, PIt. D.,Cor. Clark and Wa sh iu g ton Streets. Chicago, Ill.Conservatory ....A SCHOOL OF MUSIC,�ChicagoOrca-l:orty ANDbrcaml1:1:ic. Arc-l:Auditorium Building•• Chicago •• The Best Instructors ,for all gradellof Srudenta,Private Lessons may begin at any tim e',Low Rates fo!' Beg-mners.SEND FOR 'CATALOGUEeERNHARD ULRICH, •••• � .• Manager. THE KENWOOD INSTITUTEFOR GIRLSAffiliated with the University of Chicago40 E. 47th St.'1\ I '�! MISS ANNICE E. BUTTS, PrincipalCA T ALOGUE SENT ON APPLICATIONUNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA,...--COLLEGE OP MEDICINE• ANI) SUROERV. ::::I..Course of study, four years; each year cov�ring a period of eightand one-half months in residence. The college commands the clinicsof the principal hospitals and dispensaries of Minneapolis and-S't,Paul. The college year begins Seplember 20th. For further informa­tion, address DR. PARKS RITCHIE, Dean ... University of Minnesota, 'Minneapolis, Minn.,NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY SCHOOL_ OF PHARMACY,, CHICAGO.Course for the degree of Pharma€euiical Chemi.st, occupyingtwo full school years, aggregating about 76 weeks, Extensivelaboratory courses in Chemistry, Pharmacy, Dispensing, Phar­macognosy, Pharmaceutical Assaying, Etc. Six laboratories.Eleven teacher-s., Se.ud for circulars. Address,OSCAR OLDBERG,'Dean.2421 Dearborn Street, . -CHICAGO.Chicago College of Dental Surgery. IDENTAL DEPARTMENT OF LAKE FOREST UNIVERSITY,-The Annual Course of 'Instructlon will begin about October 1, l'SC99;and end about May 1, 1900.'Three full winter courses of-lectures are req u ired before graduation.Graduates of pharmaceutical and uudecg-raduates of. medical colleges ingood. standing, and graduates of reputabte veterinary colleges, areadmitted to the second year course, and cau become candidates forgraduation after taking two full winter courses of instruction. Forcatalogue and information address .DR. TRUMAN W. BROPHY, Dean, 146 State St., Chicago, Ill. .Harvard UniversityMEDICAL DEPARTMENT, BOSTO'N, MA,SS.117tb Bnnual Bnnouncem'cnt(1899-1909 )In and after June, 190t, candidates for admissionmust present a degree in Arts, Literature, Philosophy,or Science, from a recogn ized col leg e or scientificschool. with the exception of such persons, of su i ta.bleage arid attainment, as may be. admitted by specialvote of the faculty taken in each case.I For �etailed information concerning courses of in-I struction, or catalogue, addressDR. WM. 1. RICH!RDSO�, Dean,Harvard Medical School, Boston, Mass.OOLUMBIAN U NIVERSITYWASHINGTON, D. c.LAW SCHOOL T. hree Years' Course, conferring_ the Degree of Bachelor-of Laws.SCHOOL OF COMPARATIVE JURISPRUDENCEAND DIPLOMACY .Post-graduate Course, conferring degrees ofMA.STER OP LAWS, DOCTOR OF CIVIL LAW AND MASTER. OPDIPLOMACY.Among the Lecturers are : Justices of TJ. S. Supq'eme Court; Dcplomatsof Naiiona; Reputation; Distinguished Launrer«,Students may attend Sessions, of. Con,gr.ess, U .. S. SupremeCourt, have access to the 'Executive Departments, and use ofU. S. Supreme Court, Congressional and State DepartmentIiibraries, in addition to the Library of the School, which will becomplete. THBSE SCHOOLS AT THE NATIONAL CAPI1Al. OPPERSPECIAL ADV ANT AGES.For Catalogues-and information, address Tho REGISTRAKJOSEPH, H, CHAPEK SO.lO. Violinist_ '>Ci)._��IIGraduate of the Prague Conservatory of Music� Member of Cbicago Orchestra.CONCERTS, MUSICALS AND RECITALS.Teacher O.f Violin, Harmonu and Composition;JI-JI- •MRS, AUGUSTA HAENEL-CHAPEKVOICE OULl'URE .AND PIANOStudio: 5821 JACKSON AVENUE,HYDE PARK, CHICAGOThe Chicago' Piano College,Suit� 47, Ki.mball Han. 243 Wabash' Av":ANNOUNCES A. Special Summer TermFrom June 26 to July 29.This will include15 Class Lessons, Piano (Teaching Meth­ods, Technic, Interpretation); 10 Class Les­sons Harmony; 3 Lectures; 5 Recitals(Members of the F'acu lty].T,he tuition for this will beCHARLES E. WATTDIRECTORTEN DOLLARS ONLYSpecial rates' for private or clas.s lessous in Piano, Violin, Voice"Theory,Guitar, Ma.n.dol in , French. Physical Culture, Euse m b le and FletcherKindergarten Method. For circulars address, THE CHICAGO PIANO COLLEGE, Kimball Hall, Chicago.ORATORY1������--�----���--�����������������������������������--����������������:t LEADING PROFESSIONAL AND PREPARATORY SCHOOLS. ;��.�----�-----�--- .��_� • � �� --��--���-�� 1GOTTSCHALK LYRIC SCHOOL===MUSICAL AND DRAMATiC.= ==BOARD OF DIRECTORS.L. G. GOTTSCHALK, -AUGUST HYLLESTED, -EDMUND CHAFFEE, - Vocal,- PianoTheoryApplication for free or partial scholarships g r a n ted by the Schoolevery year, must be applied f'or before August 10th. All co rn m u u ica­tions must be directed toL. G. Gottschalk, Director, Gottschalk Lyric School, Kimball HallFall Term, Second non day in September. COLUMBIASCHOOL OFSEND FUR CATALOGUE.Summer Classes May 1 to July 29.MARY A. BLOOD, A. M. t p' . 17th floor, Steinway HallIDA MOREY RILEY I rm crpa s. 17 Van Buren StI(ent College oflU!RSIUU, D. EW1.:l.L. I,T,.J). ltI.D .• n,t>an.Three years' course, leading to deg-ree of LL. H. Improvedmethods uniting t h e o rv and practice. THE SCHOOLOF PRACTICEIS THE LEADING FEATURE. Evening sess i.-u s of ten hours awe e k for each class. Students can be self-supporting' whilestudying. 4 rrangements made for s u pp l erue n t i.u g preliminaryeducation. For catalogue, addressW. F. MOMEYER.LL: R .. Secr ata ry.,618-619 Ashland Block, Chicago, Ill.ChicagoCollege ofLaw ... LAW DEPARTMENTOFLAKE FORESTUNIVERSITYAthenreum Bldg•• FACULTY ..HON. THOMAS A. MORAN. LL. D., Dean.(Late Justice of Appellate Court.)HON. H. M. SHEPARD._(Late Justice of Appellate Court.)HON. EDMUND W. BURKE.(.J udge of the Circuit Ct. of Cook Co.)HON. R. P. SHOPE.(Late J ustice SupremeCt. of Illinois.)HON. O. N. CARTER.(Judg-e of Countv Court.)HON. JOHN GIBBONS, LL. D.(J udge Circuit Conrt, Cook County.ADELBERT HAMILTON, ESQ.O. E. KREMER, ESQ. E. (1 HIGGINS. ESQF. F. REED, ESQ. C. A. BROWN. ESQ.ELMER E. BARRETT, ESQ., Secretary.Session� each week day evening.Three Year Course.Prepares for admission to the bar in all theStates.Degree of Bachelor of Laws conferred onthose who complete the three years' coursesatisfactory to the Faculty.For further information address the Sec­retary.ELMER E. BARRETT, LL. n.Suite 150!, 100 Washington Street, ChicagoROOKFORD COLLEGE FOR WOMENFall term opens Friday, September 15, 1899.Classical and Scientific Courses, Cours es inMusic and Art. 'Veil-equipped Library, Labora­tories and Gymnasiurrt. Resident Physician. Forcatalogues addressPHEBE T. SUTLIFF, A. M,, President,Lock Box 4, Rockford, III HERING MEDICAL COLLEGE,3832 and 38:H Rhodes Ave. CHICAGO, ILL.The True Re preseu tat ive of HabnemannianHomeopathy. Better CliniCS, New Butlding ,New Location, Increased Facilities, LargerFaculty. H. C. ALLEN, lVl. D., Dean.J. B. S. KING, M. D., Registrar, 100 State St.United Faculty, Superior Clinical Instruc­tion, especially in Homeopathic Therapeutics.Thorough Trainilijg of Students hi correctHomeopathic Prescribing. Send for Catalogue.NorthwesternUNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOLOur Plant, Facilities and Record meritinvestig-ation. For circulars and infor-mation, address, 'Or. N. S. Davis, Jr.2431 Dearborn St. CHICAGO,MARVEY MEDICALCOLLEGE Evening.schoolBedside Instruction atCook County HospitalSend for our illustratedannouncement.Frances Dickinson, M. D.Secretary,167=171 S. Clark St., Chi'oTHE HARVARD SCHOOL(For boys of all ages).4670 LAKE AVENUE.Affiliated with theUNIVERSITY OF CHICA GO.GLASGOW WOOLEN MILLS CO.SUIT OR TOP COAT TO ORDERNo More. $15 No lessFROM MILL TO MAN DIRECT.SCOTCH AND ENGLISH WOOLENSYOUR CHOICE OJ! 2,000 PA1'TERNS.56 Stores in Europe and America.Chicago Store: 191-193 State Street. (Palmer House Block.) Law.BIG FOUR ROUTEFROMCHICAGO NSG-PHW€STPEORIA THt�ESTST. LOUIS ;Ht�EsTCLEVELAND THlt��sT'BENTON HARBOR �rc�I��'NTOCINCINNATIOne Fare for Round Trip forChristian Church National Co'nventionOCTOBER 13-20Write for maps. rates, etc.W. J. LYNCH, G. P. &. T. A., CincinnatiJ. C. TUCKI1lR, G. N. A., ChicagoPreparatory and Teachers'... Review Schoo1...40 E. Randolph, St., ChicagoClass and individual instruction i m Mat h e­ma.tirs, Science, Literature ap d History, Pedagogy,Ancient and Modern Lang uag e, Mus ic and Draw­ing for teachers and advanced s t ude nts. day andevening. Special Saturday cl-sses.DR. A. C. STALEY, Principal.JOHN H. 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