VOLUME VI. NUMBER 35.Thursday, June 16, 1898 .... ofIt,I,I'.1PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY IN THE YEAR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPRICE, IO CENTSADVERTISEMENTS.����®������������������ ����� ���efS (b� Uni\l�r$ity Colltgt of efS� f m" t mtditint �� 0 Inntso a.... and Surgery �� �� The Eleventh Annual Session be- �o gins Sept. zr, l898, and continues for 0� eight and one-half months. The �� course of study covers a period of four �� years. Laboratory branches are �� grouped in the first half and clinical �� studies in the last half of this period. 0� The medical buildings are situated �� upon the University Campus. Ample ®� , clinical material is afforded by the �.o hospitals and dispensaries of Minn�- �o apolis and St. Paul. 0efS For information address, efS� PARKS RITCHIE, M.D., Dean, �efS University of Minnesota, efS� Minneapolis, Minn. ���� ������. 0®�,��������������������. . Waverly Bicycles 6" S .,• PRICE $50.00 I HSln¢$S HI $�� LIBERAL DISCOUNT FOR CASH. .�The curriculum of this school of medicine requires aproper preliminary education, and four years of study incollege, devoted to laboratory, didactic and clinical in­struction, to recitations and to manual training in theuse of iuatruments and appliances.Instruction is given in two capacious, well-lighted edi­fices. The new building- contains five large laboratories,in which are conducted the practical laboratory coursesin Anatomy, Physiology and Histology, Chemistry, Ma­teria Medica, Pathology and Bacteriology.The old building is devoted to instruction by clinics,didactic lectures, and bv numerous important practicalcourses in manual training in manipulations and in theuse of the instruments employed in medicine, surgery,obstetrics and the specialties.Manual training in all departments of, medicine is aspecial feature of the instruction in this �ollege. Sys­tematic recitations, conducted in five comm�dious reci­tation roomaare regarded as a most important means ofteaching.'With over seventy professors and instructors, andwith ample room and appliances, this school is able tofurnish its classes with the most approved systematiceducation in medicine.Physicians and medical students are invited to visitthe labor tories and to inspect the educational appliances of this school.For further information and for announcements applyto the College Clerk or to the Secretary,J. H. ETHERIDGE, M. D., 29 Washington St., Chicago .Bicycles$20� $25� $35Q2PHOENIX, l898 Model,PATEE CREST,Warner$40.00$35.00Special Discount to U. of C. Students.CLYDE P. WARNER MANUfACTURING CO.,267 WABASH AVE.CHAS. FINKELSTEIN 387 E:;�!!treet$N. W. cor. 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Receptions and Funeral Orderspr ornp tly attended to.Choice Plants and Cut Flowers. �:�������o Cut Roses a Specialty_Call up Telephone Oak. 523WHEN YOU WANT A CARRIAGE.We -have the handsomest turn-outs on the south­side. Our prices are reasonable.C. C. WREN, PROP.TEL. OAKLAND 523. AMERICAN, LIVERY CO. 4746-4748COTTAGE GROVE AVE.ADVERTISEMENTS. iii" @o ft �"E:� O�r \. . Is the Best Too Goodl( . BC�' For your Home?. If not, takeDISTILLEDWATERICEIts USE is ADVISED by nearly ALL PHYSICIANS, whocommend it because of its known purity. Typhoid germsnever lurk in the ice made from Distilled Water byThe Consumers CompanyA Double Distilled, Aerated Water, unequaled in purityand unexcelled as a Delicious Table Water.Sparkling Hyd:rox The King of Pure Sparkling Mineral'Waters.Hyd:rox Lithia Double Distille? Water and Lithium Carbonate. The ideal Lithia Water.The greatest dissolvent known.Hydrox Mineral Wate:rs In SIPHONS. Guaranteed Pure and of Standard Proportions,H Y 0 R OX �f:s�!:�:: PURESr=ARKL��FRESHIN6Birch Beer TEMPERANCE BEVERAGESLemon SodaALL MADE FROM DOUBLE DISTILLED WATER BYTHE CONSUMERS COMPANYWorks: 35th, Butler and 36th Streets CHICAGO. AT THE PRESENT TIME·THE NORTH SHORE SUPPLY COMPANYNo. 1576 Sherman Avenue EVANSTON Telephone. Evanston 180SeH and deliver above products in Evanston and Rogers Park,Of the GRAND OPENING I!!Quadrangle Club in 1901 after the seventeenth fire.. . UNIVERSITY OF GHICAGO WEEKLY.SINGLE COPIES lOC. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, JUNE r6, r898. VOL. VI, No. 35.The Rhyme of Manila Bay.(You must capture vessels or destroy them. Use utmost endeavors.=Presitient Mc Kinleu to Commodore Dewey.)And men by a million hearth-fires shall tell of Manila Bay­How Dewey swept past the for·ts at night,And struck the Dons in the flushing light,And for freedom. won the day.In Houzkong harbor, far away, beyond the Philippines,The "Acting Admiral" held his ships-no stauncher sea-ma­chines;And the "jackies" grumbled and fumed and swore at thegovernment's delay,When the enemy lay so very near in the fair Manila Bay;Till the President spoke beneath the waves-e'en half theworld around-And the Commodore caught with eager ear the deep elec­tric sound.'I'hen he sailed away through the China sea for the island ofLuzon.And he hunted hard in Subig Bay for the nose of a SpanishDOll;And at midnight black his ships held off from their voyageto the South,For before them lay the battery lights and Manila's yawn­ing mouth-The battery guns that shoot to death and the harbor's sunk­en mines,The swift torpedo's deadly rush and the gunboats' bristlinglines .But Le darkened his ships and steamed ahead, past the grimCorregidor,Till the showering sparks sent a signal high to the fortsalong the shore;Yet on he went-like the march of Fate=-while Death kepthis watch below-And the sailors' souls were stretched and taut for a sight oftheir hidden foe.The dawn flashed up from out the black, and through theearly lightBehind the arsenal rose the hill-the background of the fight;And the Commodore thought of old Vermont-the greenhills of his home,And the little town of his boyhood hopes, ere his feet beganto roam;And the battery smoke, to memory's eye, rose slow as morn­ing mistThat whitened the old home valley, by the sunlight yet un­kissed.But right before growled the Spanish ships, and the londCavite guns,A nd his soul went out in memory of the nation's slaughteredsons. Then out from the flagship's masthead, high up 'gainst theforts of Spain,In a luminous hand on the morning sky he wrote: "Remem­ber the Maine."And a mighty, ringing cheer arose,repeated from ship to ship,And the hearts of the gunners leaped in joy to let the war­dogs slip.But though the Spaniards shot and shelled with boom andrifle-crack,And the Yankee gunners held their fire and waited on therack;From the flagship's silent course nor turret nor sponson. .spouted fiame,And "save your powder for closer range" was the only wordthat came-When off the Baltimore's steady prow a black mud-geysersprang,And "the mines!" "the mines!" in a general cry, throughthe startled ship-crews rang.Yet still straight on the Commodore moved for the Spanishadmiral's ship,And every sailor knew right well that the Spanish flag woulddip.Suddenly burst a thunderous roar from the Olympia's port­side guns;The smoke-fog rose-they roared again-they rememberedthe nation's sons.Through the Spanish flagship tore the shells along thewater-line,And everywhere the flames shot out their flaring fatal sign.In fiery processsion followed fast five ships of the Yankeeline,As the Commodore swung his starboard guns for a punish­ment more condign.Five times past the flaming fleet and the belching batterysmoke-And every time he closer swept, and hit with a heavierstroke.And when from the thickening powder-smoke he rested inthe sun,Toview his loss and count his dead-he found not even one!But the Spanish Dons, as he cleared the smoke. thought acoward ran away,And split their throats in a jubilant cheer that echoed down.the Bay.Yet the Commodore only smiled and said: "We haven't be­gun to fight";And in two short hours the Spaniards learned that theCommodore was right-For their ships went down, or their ships burned up likebonfires on the Bay;And the arsenal blew to smithereens, and the Admiral ranaway.And the world rejoiced with a sudden joy for the swift andawful blowThat fell like a righteous thunderbolt on the Cuban's ruth­less foe.And men by a million hearth-fires shall tell of Manila Bay­.Houi Dewey swept past the forts at night,And struck the Dons in the flushing light,And for freedom won the day.-Horace Spencer Fiske.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.And over the crumbling Spanish forts and the island by thesea,Instead of the Spaniards' jaundiced flag the stars andStripes flew free-The Stars and Stripes that float on high for liberty-lovingmen-Stripes for their tyrant-wrongers, and stars for their dark­ened ken.FRUEHLlNGSNACHT.Billy had come to see me. He was sitting oppositeme with his hat on the back of his head."It was on the Sunday morning of the previous<£i-= � Saturday night," Itil;';� continued.� "Makes a manI �" h e a 1 thy," m ur-mured Billy."But the rulesaren't strict, youknow, ' , I answered."True, true," hesa i d reflectively,"and righteous al­together. ' ,"Oh, never mind,D ion y sus, ,�, I re-plied.-.:::�."I hear a: moaning at the window," he cried, rais- ing his head, his eyes ablaze."It's only a June bug," I answered quickly. "AsI was saying-""Say, Jim, where's that jelly your mother sentyou?" he asked sweetly."Marmaduke had nothing to do with it," I an­swered angrily. "It was McCann.""Well, what are you growling about?" said Billy."You -are under a misapprehension; it isn't I," Isaid; and smiling, I reached out of the window andhanded him from the sill the pail which I had keptthere to surprise him."You were only jollying about the June bug, then."The foam was on his lip. '" 'Love, I know not when or how.' ""Later?"Kee-en sah-be?" I gripped the hookah more firmlyin my teeth.-Chester le Cloche.THE NOTE= BOOK.Last Week was one which should have furnished alarge supply of subjects for sketches to artistic fre­quenters of the campus. Anyone who can dra w wouldfind in the scenes caused by the unprecedented on­slaught of the celestial elements of that week a fundof such pictures as make the "Cap and Gown" soamusing-pictures of which collections ought con­stantly to be made, to enrich the annuals of the Uni­versity's history.The look of sorrow in the face of the student whohas wearily climbed several flghts of stairs in theknowledge that he is almost sure to flunk, but that hehas twenty-nine cuts already, and who finds the prof.'sregrets on the door of the lecture room; the gildedyouth who usually occupy the grass in front of Cobbcrowded into the vestibule, and still exercising thefunction which is officially performed in Rubber Neckalley in the park; three men trying to escape a delugeunder one umbrella-these sights and many othersought to be cast into the deathless forms of art.In the dressing room, or rather dressing house, onMarshall field during one of the terrific, thumpingrainfalls a little band of athletes was gathered, some in the garb in which they entered the world, others invarious degrees of approach to that garb. Some werebathing their limbs in fragrant elixirs; others weredisguising the beauty of the same with the prosaic ap­parel of every day. There sat the valiant John Coul­ter, looking, as to attire, like the gentleman in adver­tisements of the Boston garter. Suddenly he saw hisrunning shoes, which he had left outside the door.They were beaten flat by the rain, and in fact sunk sev­eral inches in the earth. With a cry he sprang up, seizeda rake which stood in the corner and performed the task,impossible except to herculean sinews like his, of fishing'the shoes up and landing them safely under shelter.It was a prosperous week for the shanty. Crowdsof ravening students, prevented from seeking theirusual joints, flocked into the commodious apartmentsof Mrs. Ingham in quest of the staff of life and thebicycle of life (which is also called pie). It wouldha ve appeared to one of ordinary experience that themaitresse d' hotel would have cause to rejoice with theumbrella dealers in a common increase of traffic. Butnot so. Mrs. Ingham's usual cheerful courtesy wasclouded with gloom.UNNERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY."I think it's just too bad," she said to a professorwho was taking alternate bites of an egg sandwichand a piece of cherry pie, "when the weather's nicethey all go to other places, but when it rains they allcrowd in here."Whereat the professor marveled."The Messiah."-'Ihe time is past when the onlyreason one can have for going to a University chorusconcert is a desire to encourage the chorus or to beloyal to the University. The concert on last 'I'hurs-.day night showed without possibility of doubt thatour chorus is one of the three important choruses inChicago. The other two are the Apollo Club and thechorus of the Chicago Orchestra, which are largerthan ours, but otherwise no better.There were people who, when the announcementwas made that the "Messiah" would be given at thenext concert, wagged their heads and said: "A rashattempt." But be it henceforth understood that ourchorus is no amateur affair any longer; it can do any­thing it pleases as well as any other chorus. Fromthe period when it could do only Mendelssohn's"Hymn of Praise," with piano accompaniment, ithas now grown to the stage of its perfect develop­ment, when it can give full oratorio.The performance of the "Messiah" on Thursdaynight in the University Congregational Church wasvery good, even compared to those of larger chorusesin larger rooms. The chorus's singing of "Oh, Thouthat Tellest" and "For Unto Us" stirs the heart ofthe most critical and the best acquainted with morefamous choirs. Glen Hall's opening aria was ex­ceptionally well done, but his subsequent parts werenot so brilliant. Helen Buckley was delightful, ofcourse-she always is. The notes of the alto, Mrs.Hartley, were much obstructed by great shoals andbanks of breath. Mr. Campion, the bass, was mag­nificent. Mr. Bispham couldn't sing "Why Do theNations" any better.The audience was about twice the size of the troupe,and was very, very sleepy at first. But the musicwould have waked up a stone, and by the time theprogram was three-quarters finished had put the crowdinto such a state that it applauded spontaeously sev­eral times.Progress.-We never realized the advance of civil­ization so vividly as on last Friday night. We werestanding in front of Cobb at a late hour and wonder­ing what was the occasion of certain sounds of revelryin Haskell. Presently three youths came from the di­rection of that solemn pile and passed under the gas­light. Two of them carried a large war drum-aninstrument used in the past to call the inhabitants ofthe Friendly Isles, perhaps, to their grisly feasts. But the third youth carried behind this barbarous machine,and in curious juxtaposition to it, a huge pail full ofplates and spoons. Prof. Starr had been giving hisclasses a reception.Junior Day.-The program for Junior Day is asfollows: At 10 a. m.-Athleties on Marshall field;admission, twenty-five cents; baseball, 'Varsity vs.Alumni; relay race, Junior College vs. Senior College.At 2 p. m.-Dramatics in Kent; admission, twenty­five cents; "A Matrimonial Predicament," "A Pairof Lunatics," "Hector." At 3 :30 p. m.-Ivy exer­cises on the east side of Haskell; Ivy orator, A. E.Bestor; Planter, R. Madeline Harding. At 8:30p. m.- Junior Prom. Tickets, four dollars.Senior Class Affairs.- The Senior Class this yearproposes to disturb the peace, but not so much as lastyear's class. The first disturbance will be a trip toGeneva on June 18, which will be followed on thesame night by the Senior Finals, which in turn willbe followed by the President's reception. On Tuesday,the z r st, the class will indulge in an innocuous formof high jinks on the campus, where a drinking fount­ain will be presented to the University, the class em­blems handed down, the class Depew and Kipling ex­ploited, and other impressive rags performed. Coachrides, sings, lunches and dinners in mild profusionwill fill up the interstices between this occasion andconvocation.The Graduate Divinity Debate.-Friday evening,June 10, occurred the regular quarterly debate betweenthe Divinity and Graduate schools of the University.These two schools, the former represented by Messrs.Colestock, Mumford and Kunkle, and the latter byMessrs. Hagey, Guthrie and Maxey, measured intel­lectual swords over the question: "Resolved, Thatthe concentration of power in the hands of theSpeaker of the House is detrimental to public inter­est." After one of the most interesting and spiriteddebates that has ever taken place between the twoschools for the Joseph Leiter prize, the judges gavetheir decision in favor of the Graduate representatives.Mr. Maxey was awarded the prize of $15, as the bestspeaker of the evening ..:1-$$Williams Sketches.-During the past week a newvolume of college prose has modestly made its ap­pearance. It comes from Williams College and forseveral reasons is unique. Though William's Collegeis many decades older than our University, which hasnot yet celebrated its tenth anniversary, this volumeof stories is the first ever published there. The sto­ries were written by three men, all undergraduates inUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Williams and in close touch with the college life. Thestories that have come from olher colleges have allbeen written by alumni whose points of view are fromthe outside, towards, rather than srom the inside, out.Then the sketches themselves are different from other"yarns"; they are varied in their subject matter anddo not treat of the practical jokes of college life as thesole occupation of college men. There are love sto­ries, but not of the carbonated soda-water type; thesentiment is normal and well managed; there are char­acter studies, which are character studies, showingthe working of the undergraduate's mind as he meetsand struggles with college problems; finally, there arestories with points and stories pleasant in the telling.The book is one of those that the prospective reader,while hurriedly cutting the pages, will stop to delveinto. Though the. authors in their book have showntheir pride in their alma mater and the "yams-yul11s­yoms" of the Williams' yell is heard, the Williams'·spirit is not so aggressive bnt that all college men mayenjoy the freshness and clever phrases in the book.nargaret Rumsey, of the class of '99, died onJune 4 at her home in Seattle, Wash. After twoyears' preparation at Morgan Park and two years'residence at the University, where she was a member. of Kelly Hall, she had returned to Seattle, and nowarning of her illness came till the announcement ofher death.Academic SundaY.-Last Sunday was the begin­ning of a new institution in the University, the an­nual observance of a day in honor of the affiliatedschools. Representatives of all these schools in Chi­cago and vicinity gathered on the campus to attend ameeting held in their interest. There were enough ofthem to fill three-quarters of the chairs in Kent; theremaining fourth were occupied by papas and mammas.The members of the schools-teachers and students­assembled in Haskell, and were conducted by theUniversity marshals in a procession to the theater.The meeting was of a patriotic tone. "The Star­Spangled Banner," "The Red, White and Blue" and"America" were sung, the audience participating inthe usual American fashion, and the speeches of Mr.Judson and Mr. Henderson were in a patriotic strain.To the young academicians the meeting was a mostinspiring glimpse into the college of which they willbe members. Another important part has been addedto the University's great scheme of affiliation. An­other of Dr. Harper's many wise plans has been putinto operation .. At the Meeting of the Oratorical Association onJune 8 the following officers were elected for the year1898-99: President,· R. T. Rogers; vice-president,E. E. Irons; secretary, Trevor Arnett; treasurer,Frank White.The formation of the Central Debating League,composed of Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Chi­cago, will give new life to the association.The past year was a successful one. The debateswith Michigan and Columbia were distinct intellectualsuccesses. Moreover, the association is, for the firsttime in a number of years, out of debt. Congratula­tions are due the retiring officers, M. F. Gallagherand F. C. Hack.Announcement.-All the briefs for the orator­ical contest for 1898-99 must be in the hands of thejudges on or before Friday, December 23, 189.8. Thisnotice is given that those who desire to -enter the con­test may work upon their orations during the sum­mer. The change is made to avoid the hurry attend­ing the preliminary contests when they so shortlyprecede the final contest.The Graduate Council of the Central DebatingLeague has selected the following question for thefinal debate: "Admitting it to be constitutional, is afederal, graduated income tax desirable in this coun­try?" For the semi-final debate between the Univer­sity of Michigan and the University of Chicago thefollowing question was selected: "Should a constitu­tional amendment be secured by which United Statessenators shall be elected directly by the people?"The Wisconsin-Northwestern subject is: "Resolved,That the United States should maintain permanentlya naval power much greater than it has at present."The winner of the Minnesota-Chicago debate willmeet the winner of the Wisconsin- Northwestern de-bate in the finals. R. T. ROGERS,President Oratorical Association.Memoranda.Mr. J. W. Snitzler will Ieave Saturday for Europe.Mr. G. W. Sturtevant is visiting at the "Deke" House.Miss Katherine Barton visited the University last week.Mr. M. D. McIntyre intends to attend Harvard Law Schoolnext year.Paul G. Woolley returned from Johns Hopkins MedicalSchool last week.Misses Wigs and White were the guests of Miss Paltzer atthe University on Friday.Miss Marilla Freeman, '96, and Miss Grace Freeman, '96,were guests in Foster last Sunday.FURNISHED FLAT FOR RENT during July and August; 2dfloor, good location, five blocks from University of Chicago.Seven cool, light, airy rooms, well furnished, large and pleas-an t porch. Terms very reasonable. A. H. COLE,5481 Monroe A venue.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.The local chapter of Sigma Chi was entertained by Mrs.Roby ather home on Wednesday evening.Professor Chamberlain's class in geology took a trip toLamont last week, looking for specimens.The Culver Military Academy at Lake Mannkuckee, In­diana, has become an affiliated school of the University.Mr. David B. Southard, who was injured in the temple bya pitched ball, is considered out of danger by his doctor.Mr. J. E. Tuthill, '97, who has been in business in Kansas,has returned to the University for the summer quarter.New Sleeping Car LineBetween Chicago and Buffalo on train No.6, Nickel PlateRoad, leaving Chicago daily from the Van Buren street Pas­senger Station (on the Loop), at 2:55 p. m. Also a throughsleeper to New York via Nickel Plate and Lackawanna roads,in addition to the excellent through service hertofore main­tained.Dr. Carl Boyd, of the Political Science Department, deliv­ered an address at St. Paul's Episcopal church on Wednes­day night.Professor Starr gave a reception in Haskell to all the stu­dents in his ctasses. Refreshments were served in theAssembly Hall.The President has been absent this week, attending theEducational Commission which is in retreat at the ErmoorClub, Highland Park.Another Improvement in Train Serviceon Nickel Plate Road, train No. Gleaving Van Buren streetPassenger Station, Chicago (on the. Loop), at 2:55 p. m., daily,for Buffalo and local stations, with Buffalo sleeper. AlsoNew York sleeper via Nickel Plate and Lackawanna roads­Rates always the lowest. The excellent train service to Bos­ton and New York City, with through day coaches and sleep­ing cars to New York City and through sleeping cars to Bos­ton, and the excellent dining car service, will continue asheretofore. Miss Margaret Paddock gave a trolly party to a few of herUniversity friends on Thursday evening.Mr. Charles D. Test, formerly of the political Science De­partment, has received an appointment in the publicschools of Glendale, O.Two lectures were delivered at the University on "Mis­sions," the first by Dr. Launsbnry to the divinity students,and the second by Mrs. Harmoum to the Y. W. C. A.Mr. William S. Broughton visited his friends in the Uni­versity the latter part of last week. He expects to returnto the 'Vandty for the last term of the summer quarter.The Q. V. baseball team defeated the Delta Kappa Epsilonaggregation at Washington Park on Thursday by a score of20 to 8. Q. V. battery was Lingebach (c) and Allen (p).Delta Kappa Epsilon battery, Gale (c) and Freeman (p).New Train Service to Buffalo.Nickel Plate Road, train No.6, from Van Buren St. Passen­ger Station, Chicago (on the Loop), 2:55 p. m. daily, with Buf­falo sleeper, arriving in that city at 7:40 the following morn­ing. Through New York sleeper on same train, via Lacka­wannallcoad, Buffalo to New York, arriving early next evening.Three through trains daily, at convenient hours, to Ft.Wayne, Cleveland, Erie, Buffalo, New York and Boston.Rates lower than via other lines. City Ticket Offices, 111Adams street and Auditorium Annex. Telephone, Main3389.The European Fellowship of the Association of CollegiateAlumnee has been awarded 'to Miss Katharine B. Davis, agraduate of Vassar College of the class of '92. Miss Davisat present holds a fellowship in economics and political sci­ence at the University of Chicago. For several years pre­viously she was head worker at the Philadelphia CollegeSectlement. The ModelWorkingman's Horne at the Colum­bian Exposition was planned by her and conducted underher management.QUADRANGULARITIES.Scene: Dinner at One of the Women's Halls.(Characters: Immunes to Nervous Prostration.)Chatter-chatter-buz-buz-chatter."A man told me the other day that he knew whygirls were so glad there was a war. When I asked-""Pshaw, we aren't, and his reason couldn't havebeen any good. But what I was wondering waswhether Harschberger really makes his crackest shirtwaists on the bias. You see-""Have a pickle? Remember how the Frenchmansaid 'the Lord pickle you' because he didn't know thedifference between pickles and preserves ?' ,, 'Now listen-"Cha tter-cha tter - buz-z-z."Ha! Ha! Ha! That's a good one. What did thelittle boy do?""He shouted 'Rubber,' and-" "After all, Plato lived a long time ago. Don't youthink so, too?""Yes; but Dr. Shorey can make-"-"Why, they are bottled up at that San somethingplace, aren't they?""Oh! I have the greatest thing to tell you.""Don't mention it.""You say the hero's name is Evrard? Is he anyrelation to the piano manufactnrer?""Can't be, for he's neither grand, square nor up-right. ""Elegant!' ,Chatter-buz."The thing that makes me feel worse about it is-""What's the mucilage bottle got to do with it?""He always has us give the principal parts of theverbs."had done nothing but have fun and make "hard, coldbluffs" in class all quarter, would have to answer thesame questions.Tomorrow came. The Stabber quoted fluently afew of the "prof's" pet theories, and, as he told afriend afterwards, "jollied the old man up generally."But the Grind-it was not what he expected. Yes,but he knew that if he could only think. It was alllike a forgotten name, just about to come, but still itwould not. At last his poor, overworked mind gaveup. He wrote something, he did not know what, andwandered out on the campus. He looked at all thepeople who were coming out of Cobb to see if therewas not someone who would know him. But no-noone knew him, the Grind. Not even the other grit-idsspoke to their mate."We, too, have our autumns, when our leavesDrop loosely through the dampened air;When all our good seems bound in sheaves,And we stand reaped and bare."37° UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY."Why, that's the sticker!""Oh! you fraud. Ha! Ha!""He's adorable, I know; but still I don't care somuch for a man that's so popular with the girls.""I know it; but a man needn't be a stick. Now, ina professor you want-", 'I know you do, and I'm sure we'll both agreethat this one isn't a-""Oh! there are the 'Beecher girls getting their ten­nis nets. Let's leave our pie and skip!"The Grind and the Stabber.It was the eve of examination. For three long,weary months the Grind had worked. For threemonths he had got up early in the morning, bolted hismeals, and stayed up at night until his tired eyes hadrefused to follow the lines. He had had no recrea­tion, no pleasure, nothing to cheer him on in hiswork but the letters from home. But tomorrow wouldbe his. Tomorrow he .and the Stabber, the man who R.E.R .. The fifth annual Junior Promenade occurs in theparlors of the Chicago Beach hotel Friday evening.The dancing will begin at 8 :30, and by a special sus­pension of the I 0' clock rule will not close until 20' clock. Goldsmith's orchestra will furnish the music,and the selection of the pieces has been made withgreat care. There will be twenty regular dances, andsix extras, which will be given in a program to beconsiderably more elaborate than any hitherto pro­duced for a function of the bon ton of the University.It will be a decorative souvenir well worth preserving.The expense of this promenade will be larger thanthat of any former one. The patronesses are: Mrs.William R. Harper, Mrs. A. A. Sprague, Mrs. PhilipD. Armour, Miss Elizabeth Wallace, Mrs. F. W.Shepardson, Mrs. Ferdinand W. Peck, M.rs. Noble B.Judah, Mrs. G. C. Howland, Mrs. Charles D. Hamill,Mrs. George E. Vincent, Mrs. Cyrus H. McCormick,Mrs. A. J. Earling.S. B. Anderson was initiated into Delta Tau Deltaon June 6.W. S. Harmon is wearing the pledge colors ofDelta Tau Delta.Miss Kathryn Butts gave an informal dance Fridayevening at the Kenwood Institute to a number offriends at the University. . Invitations have been issued for a Nu Pi Sigma re­ception at Foster on the night of June 17.The Quadrangle Club holds its first reception sincethe reconstruction occasioned by the last fire, on nextMonday night. The club's plans for the future aretold on a preceding page.Miss Sarah Addams gave a house party at Cedar­ville to a few University friends. The party includedMisses Perrin, Winter and Addams, and Messrs.Smith, Hagey and Rogers.The yachting season is on in all its gaiety. LastThursday a party of 'Varsity students opened theseason by taking a short sail in the American Girl.Those who composed the party were Mrs. Long, theMisses Cooke, Knight and Sweet, and Messrs. Gould,Kimball, Gardner and Wi·lkins.The Mortar Board gave a dance at Foster last Sat­urday night. Some seventy guests did the I' allegroact as late as the law allowed, to the harmoniousstrains evoked by the baton of Fitzgerald. The trop­ical plants that adorned the hall must have felt asmuch at home as in their native clime, for, beyonddispute, there was a hot time in Foster that night.The Club of Political Economy cast grave doubts onthe appropriateness of' calling their science the' 'dis­mal science" by going for a very jolly picnic to Wild­wood last Saturday. A sedate and studious economistand a picnic one would suppose are about as hard toassociate together as the questions, "Why the sea isboiling hot, and whether pigs have wings." But Mr.Laughlin, Mr. Miller, and other members of the de­partment of economics, proved at the picnic that thissupposition is incorrect.UNNERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Dual Meet.Chicago, 72; Michigan, 72.The dual athletic meet between Michigan and Chi­cago held on the Detroit Athletic field last Saturdayafternoon resulted in a tie. Our athletes were in fineform and gave the Wolverines many surprises. Thetie was practically a victory for Chicago, as Michigancounted on having a walk-away. Maloney was thestar of our team. His performances of 0:5I 4-5 in thequarter, and later 2 :00 2-5 in the half mile on a softtrack and against a bad head wind a good part of thedistance, were the features of the meeting. Hersch­berger came in for his usual number of points, win­ning the pole-vault, taking second in the high hur­dles and hammer throw and third in the shot-put.About.2,500 people came to see the meet, and saw oneof the best and closest contests ever held in the West.Following are the summaries:--120-yard hurdles-J. F. McLean, M., first; C. B. Hersch­berger, C., second; W. S. Kennedy, C., third-time, 0:16 3-5.100-yard dash-C. L. BurrougFs, C., first; W. A. Westphal,M., second; J. M. Thomas, M., third-time, 0:10 1-5.Mile run-J. B. Wood, M., first; B. B. Smith, C., second;R. C. Beers, C., third-time-4:39 2-5.Quarter-mile run-W. Maloney, C., first; C. T. Teetzel, M.,second; N. M. Fair, C., third; time-0:514 5.Mile Bicycle race-M. H. Pettit, C., first; L. M. Turner,M., second; W. W. Baldwin, M., third-time, 2:24.Mile walk- C. T. Tyron, M., first; A. D. Brookfield, M.,second; F. A. Brown, C., third-time, 8:11.220-yard run-C. L. Burroughs, C., first; J. M. Thomas, M.,second; J. H. Thompson, M., third-time, 0:21 2-5. (Courseten yards short.)Quarter-mile bicycle, nine starters-First trial heat: J. F.Goodenow, C., first; C. V. Brown; C., second; W. Baldwin,M., third-time, 0:37 2-5.Second trial heat--M. H. Pettit, C., first; L. M. Turner,M., second-time, 0:38 2-5.As all three men qualified for the final--Goodenow, Pettitand Brown-were Chicagoans, no final heat was run.Half-mile run--W. Maloney, C., first; F. A. Hatch, M.,second; H. W. Hayes, M., third-time, 2:00 2 5.220-yard hurdle--A. M. Webster, M., first; J. F. McLean,M., second; F. C. Calhoun, C., third=-time, 0:27 1-5.Running broad jump--H. W. Runnels, M., first, distance,208 10 feet; H. Russell, M., second, distance, 20 7-10 feet; J.F'. McLean, M., third, distance, 20 6-10 feet.Putting -16-pound shot--H. E. Lehr, M., first, distance, 37feet 9Yz inches; W. S. Kennedy, C., second; C. B. Hersch­berger, 0., third.Pole vault--C. B. Herschberger, C., first; height, 10 feet 2inches; H. E. Bakor, M., and B. G. Leake, C., tied for sec- ond and third places; height,9 feet 8 inches.Discus throw--E. L.. Heath, C., first; distance, 96 feet 8inches; Fogle, C., second; distance,96 feet 2 inches; R. W.Dye, M., third; distance, 95 feet 6 inches.Running high jump--Thomas Flournay, M., F. W. Tryon,M., and J. F. McLean, M., tied for first, second and thirdplaces; height, 5 feet six inches.Throwing sixteen-pound hammer-To W. Mortimer, C.,first; distance, 122 feet 11 inches; C. B. Herschberger, C.,second; J. W. F. Bennett, M., third.The baseball game was postponed on account of rain.Alumni Victorious.The 'Varsity suffered a decisive defeat at the handsof the Alumni team last Saturday. With Nichols inthe box and Jones behind the bat they played "yeball of ye olden time," and walloped our team."Herschie" pitched for the regulars, and was hit hardand often. Following isTHE SCORE:Chicago. R H P A E Alumni. R H P A EMerrifield, 3b.. 1 2 1 6 0 Nichols, p.. . .. 3 2 0 3 0Herschb'g'r, p. 0 1 1 3 2 Jones, C ••.•••• 1 1 10 4 0Kennedy, lb 1 1 14 1 0 Winston, 3b ... 4 3 4 0 0Clarke, 2b 0 1 2 2 1 Adkinson, 2b.. 1 3 2 3 0Sawyer, rf 1 0 1 1 1 Abells, 1b 0 1 8 1 0Smith, cf 0 1 1 0 0 Brown, ss _ 1 2 0 0 0Vernon, ss.. . .. 1 2 3 5 0 Pike, If. _ . . . . .. 0 2 2 0 0Wriedt, If 1 1 0 0 2 O.Brown, cf. _ 0 1 0 0 0Leighton, c _ 1 1 4 2 0 Page, rf 1 0 1 1 1Total . . . . . .. 6 10 27 20 6 Total. 11 15 27 12 1Chicago 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 5- 6Alumni 1 0 4 1 0 2 0 1 3-11Tennis.Chicago, 3; Michigan, I.The dual tennis meet between Michigan and Chi­cago at Ami Arbor last Friday still leaves the questionof tennis supremacy in doubt, though the chances arenow very much in favor of Chicago.The Herrick-MacQuiston (P. D. MacQuiston)match was the most closely contested of the day. Her­rick played a fast, consistent game through the firstset, 6-3, and secured a lead of 4-2 on the second.P. D. MacQuiston, with the prettiest tennis yet seenon college courts this season, then took the next fourgames, making the score sets all. In the last set bothmen started in at a hot pace, but the hard work ofthe preceding set, together with the sultry weather,began to tell on MacQuiston' s strength, and he speed­ily fell behind, Herrick winning 6-3, 4-6, 6-2.The double matches were unfortunately stopped byrain. The postponed matches will be played- off inChicago this week. The summary:H. M. MacQuiston (C) beat Danforth (M), 6-3,6-2; Herrick (M) beat P. D. MacQuiston (C), 6-3,4-6, 6-2; Gottlieb (C) beat Ripley (M), 6-2, 6-3;Ma�Quiston brothers (C) beat Herrick and Danforth(M), 8-6, postponed; Harvey and Wilbur (M) beatGottlieb and Blackwelder (C), 6-I, 2-6, 5-3. Total,Chicago 3, Michigan 1. Unfinished 2. 37I372 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.UNIVERSITY OF GHICAGO WEEKLY. could be performed week after week where collegestudents were concerned. But anything interestingis hardly ever said; the music is bad, and the wholeservice is a mere perfunctory, lifeless form.Is it a result of this fact, or is it a characteristic ofthe students themselves, that if anything amusing orinteresting does occur they seem incapable of re­sponse? On occasions which we all remember, whenanother body of students would have burst into spon­taneous applause, the students here have sat drowsilystill as if half asleep.Of course, it is a misfortune that we haven't yet achapel where all the" students can ·gather conveniently.But really, even if we could get all of them together,it is doubtful whether we would have a meeting of theright sort under the present system. While the key­note of the assembly is form rather than the spirit ofenthusiasm and youth which belong to students; whilewe are afflicted with music which is an unmitigatednuisance, simply because a choir is supposed to be agood ceremonial accessory; while what is said to thestudents is said in a way which appeals to their inter­est about as much as the solemn Faculty procession;we don't see much hope in this University for thisimportant part of a student's life.There was a time last quarter when an effort seemedto be made to put some life into the assemblies. Sev­eral times speeches were made by Mr. Thatcher, Mr.Poyen and others. The introduction of this specialinterest was a good plan, but one step further shouldbe taken. Instead of an assembly which is a bore,slightly relieved by an incidental good feature, weought to have one which is entirely good-one inwhich neither the students nor the Faculty will act asif they were performing a painful but necessary duty,If the Faculty, those who conduct the services as wellas the rest, act that way, more can't be expected ofthe students.EDITORIAL BOARD.EDWIN CAMPBELL WOOLLEY, '98, - Managing Editor.JOSEPH E. FREEMAN, '98, - - Associate Editor.ASSISTANT EDITORS.RALPH LEROY PECK, '98.ALLEN GREY HOYT, '99.NOTT WILI.IAM FLINT, , 98.WILLIAM FRANCIS MC DONALD, '98.JOSEPHINE TURNER ALLIN, '99.FLORENCE MC MAHON, '99.ROWLAND T. ROGERS, '00.WALTER J. SCHMAHL, '00.LEROY -r. VERNON, , 00.FRANK B. RAE, JR.CHARLES H. GALLION, Business Manager.SUBSORIPTION RATE:One Quarter, payable in advanceOne Year, (Four Quarters),OFFICE-COBB HALL, 58TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE.Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Postoffice, Chicago, Ill.VOL. VI. ·THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1898. Xo.35.At the last meeting of the board of editorsElection. J. E. Freeman was elected managing ed­itor for the summer quarter, and A. G.Hoyt assistant managing editor. 'Two new memberswere elected to the board, namely, L. L. Losey andT. T. Hoyne.The sight of the big meeting of membersThe of the affiliated schools last Sunday inAssembly Kent reminded us of what a cheering, in­Question. spiring affair a meeting of students canbe. There was a sentiment of communityof interest in the crowd, such as a lot of boys and girlsought to feel who have so much in common and whohave met for the same purpose-and whose enthusi­asm isn't dampened by defects or drawbacks in themeeting itself.Now, in many colleges the daily chapel service isjust such a meeting. All the students meet, and enjoythe meetings, because in them they breathe the free­dom and joy which is the natural atmosphere of a col­lege. Our student assemblies are probably the mostdismal congregations ever seen in a college. It wouldbe hard to believe that such a dull, soulless program$ .752.50The University is still pursuing its policyOne Card. of reducing the amount of money investedin waste paper. The new system of reg­istration requires the registering student to fill outonly one card. N one of us will ever again sign ourfull names (e. g. John Henry Jones) five or six timesin immediate succession, except the few who will be­come presidents and 'will give the finishing touches toan armful of statutes at the close of a session. Pro­fessors will no longer receive decks of course cardswhich they can shuffle fondly each day in class. More-over, John Henry Jones will hereafter make his ap­pearance only twice a year. Good-bye, John Henry,we hope we shall be better strangers.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.For Meeting Paptist Young People's Unionat Buffalo, N. Y., July 14-17, the Nickel Plate Road will selltickets at rates lower than via other lines. The accommo­dations are strictly first class in every particular, and it willbe to your advantage to comnfunicate with the GeneralAgent, 111 Adams St., Chicago, before purchasing yourticket. Telephone Main 3389.-------Teachers VVantedBy the Berkshire Insurance Company of Pittsfield, Mass.,to represent them as Special Agents in the State of Illinois.Contracts will be made with a few male teachers who cangive good references; trial given during your vacation; ifsuccessful, permanent contracts will be made. Life insur­ance, as practiced by the Berkshire, affords a remunerativeand honorable occupation for those desiring to change fromteaching to Rome other permanent and agreeable life work.All policies issued by the Berkshire are protected from for­feiture by State law. Its strong financial condition, its largedividends to policy-holders, its liberal policies, its prompt­ness in paying all legitimate claims, and its excellent repu­tation, make the Berkshire a most desirable company.WILLIAM D. WYMAN, Manager, for Illinois.(Mention this publication) 100 Washington St., Chicago.Brink's Express Company is the most reliable and quickestin the city and the prices are cheap. They have severalagencies in Hyde Park near the University, the addresses ofwhich may be found in their advertisement on another page.Baptist Young People's Unionwill be pleased with a ride to Buffalo and return over theNickel Plate Road. Choice of water or rail route betweenCleveland and Buffalo, within final limit of ticket. Call onor address J. Y. Calahan, General Agent, 111 Adams St.,Chicago, for particulars. Telephone 3389 Main.Madame Ripley, of 344 Sixty-third street, is especiallyprepared to make ladies' bicycle suits in the latest styles,She will make up a very pretty suit for $10 to $12.To the Ladies and House-Wives.N ow is the season of the year that you must look to yourclothing to avoid having it ruined by moths. It will saveyou annoyance and regrets. Take it to the WoodlawnSteam Dye House, 446 E. Sixty-third street.Do You Want To GetOn The Team? Then drink 373Call on Mrs. Walsh, 366 E. 63d St., for Stylish Millinery.VACATION WORK. Write to the Racine Knitting Co.Racine, Wis., for particulars of profitable summer workPleasant and requires no experience.First Excursion of the Season to Buffalovia Nickel Plate Road, July 14-17, at one fare for the roundtrip. Choice of water or rail route between Cleveland andBuffalo within final limit of ticket. For further informationcall on or address J. Y. Calahan, General Agent, 111 AdamsSt., Chicago. 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