vVOLUME VI. NUMBER 32.Thursday, flay 26, 1898.PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY IN THE YEAR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF· CHICAGOPRICE, 10 CENTSADVERTISEMENTS.""'�, "The curriculum of tLis school of medicine requires aproper preliminary education, and four years of study incollege, devoted to laboratory, didactic and clinical in­struction, to recitations and to manual training in theuse of instruments and appliances.Instruction is given in two capacious, well-lighted edi­fices. The new building contains five large laboratories,in which are conducted the practical laboratory coursesin Anatomy, Physiology and Histology, Chemistry, Ma­teria Medica, Pathology and Bacteriology.The old building is devoted to instruction by clinics,didactic lectures, and bv numerous important practicalcourses in manual training in manipulations and in theuse of the instruments employed in medicine, surgery,obstetrics and the specialties.Manual training in all departments of medicine is aspecial feature of the instruction in this college. Sys­tematic recitations, conducted in five commodious reci­. tat.ion rooms, are regarded as a most important means ofteaching.With over seventy professors and instructors, andwith ample room and appliances, this school is able tofurnish its classes with the most approved systematiceducation in medicine.Physicians. and medical students are invited to visitthe laboratories and to inspect the educational appliances of this schooLFor further information and for announcements applyto the College Clerk or to the Secretary,J. H. ETHERIDG�, M. D., 29 Washington St., Chicago.Wm. Whitford,Official Shorthand Writer forAm, Medical Ass'n, Am. PublicHealth Ass'n and Southern Sur=gicaI and Gynecological Ass'n: "I have giventhe-Swan' Foun­tain Pen a thor­ough test onseveral 0 c c a-sions, and haveused it under the most trying circumstances, name­ly, in reporting rapid medical debates. I havefound it eminently satisfactory in every partie­ular."MADE IN THREE SIZES:$2.25, $3.50, $5.00 EACH.Illustrated Price Lists sent on application.If your stationer cannot supply, we will fill yourorder upon receipt of price.MABIE, TODD & BARD,.. Manufacturers ..130 Fulton Street,NEW YORK. 152 Monroe Street,CHICAGO ����®������®0�®�������� �®®�®® ®��� tb¢ Unio¢rsity Colltgt of �� • m¢ditin¢ �® of mlnn�sota.... and Surg¢ry �® �� The Eleventh Annual Session be- 0� gins Sept. zr, l898, and continues for �� eight and one-half months. The �® course of study covers a period of four �� years. Laboratory branches are 0o grouped in the first half and clinical �� studies in the last half of this period. 0� The medical buildings are situated �� upon the University Campus. Ample �� clinical material is afforded by the �� hospitals and dispensaries of Minne- �� apolis and St. Paul. 0� For information address, �� PARKS RITCHIE, M.D., Dean, �� University of Minnesota, �� Minneapolis, Minn. �0�� ������ �®������®���0���������®Busin¢ss SuitS&of IMPORTED and the best $1 A 00DOMESTIC GOODS for �y�,. ,fiz¢tt� tailoring £0.SP�CIAL PRICES Auditorium, Wabash Avenue /TO STUOENTS. /Hyde Park Floral Cp T$�ft.�246 E. 55TH STREET (PULLMAN BLDG.)Weddings, Banquets, Receptions and Funeral Orderspromptly attended to.Choice Plants and Cut Flowers. 6:�������o Cut Roses a Specialty.Call up Telephone Oak. 523WHEN YOU WANT A CARRIACE.We have the handsomest turn-outs on the south­side. Our prices are reasonable.C. C. WREN, PROP.TEL. OAKLAND 523. AMERICAN LIVERY CO. 4746-4748COTTAGE GROVE AVE.ADVERTISEMENTS.$2.Rend for Cata­logue ofPlumbiug' Goods. iiiKELLY ���mmmmmm�mmmm��mmmm· m� �mShower Bath Rmg! I Bnmntr's jlonntint ••• 1With 6 Feet of Hot Water $2.00 m Our latest product is the finest and most per- lI_p f H m,'; feet biscuit possible to make. Of a. fiavo. r �,_,roo ose...... - m �m most pleasan.t and agreeabh�, and dau:ty in II� . app.earanc�, It. has n�et with the highest �.JJxpress to any point in the U. S. add. � praise of biscuit connoisseurs. �25 Cents. � As a tea table biscuit and for light lunches �m it is superb. Its place is on every table and mThos. Kelly « Bros. m buffet. SeethatyourGl'ocergivesyouBremner's�'lorentine IIII D. F. BREMNER BAKERY II201 Madison. St. m� OF NATIONAL BISCUIT CO., CHICAGO.�IICHICAGO. mmmmmmmmmmmmmsmmmmmmSpring and Summer Styles Now Ready.£ou don't nttd topay ovtr $2.50for your bat.Our $2.50 hat looksas well and lasts aswell as other people's$4.00 hats."-/163 E. MADISON ST.€mc��([))��(U�/A. -McAdams .:.Cor. 5Jrd st. and Kimbark Ave.Tel. Oakland 863ThB UniV6rsitu floristFReSH CUTROSJ:SAND CARNATIONSASPECIALTYChicago Conservatory ....A SCHOOL OF MUSICC Crtl1:torty ANDbrtamaotiiQ ArtotiAuditorium Building•• Chicago •• The Best Instructors for all gradesof Students.Low Rates for Beginners. Private Lessons may begin at any time.SEND FOR CATALOGUESAMUEL KAYSER ••••••••• President (FINE STATIONERS TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.)Jln Engrao�d Plat� and 'fifty But Quality £alling £ard$for On� DOllar.Evervthing in Fine Correspondence Stationery.Initials, Monograms. Crests and special devicesstamped ill colors and bronzes. * * * * *DUNWELL & FORD l7l WABASH AVE.FOR RENT ....Those elegant detached housesNo's. 6150, 6152, 6154, 6156 and 6158Ellis Ave., Cor. 62d St.Convenient for those connected with andinterested in the Unlversitv of Chicago.--------The Corner House has Eleven Rooms (Seven Cham­bers). The others Nine Rooms (Five Chambers).EVERY ROOM IS LIOHT AND AIRY.Hardwood finish; open, sanitary plumbingand steam heat.A. E. STUROES, Agent849 Marquette Bldg."I'd studied the sine so carefully, but that awful Mr. Hanslot only asked me about thecosine. ""That's one instance of a general trait among these profs. They.dont care much foreducation, but their interest in co-education is simply colossal."UNIVERSITY OF GHICAGO WEEKLY.SINGLE COPIES 10C. VOL. VI, No. 32.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, MAY 26, 1898.THROUGH PLOTS AND COUNTER PLOTS.It was a week before the wedding. The' cake wasordered, the invitations were out, the presents werecoming in. They sat before the fire, looking into eachother's eyes."And now, darling," he said tenderly, "we'rereally going to be married at last. Seems a goodwhile since the first time that we were engaged, don'tit?, It was five years ago.""Yes," assented the darling; "but that time didn'tlast very long, only about four months. Then I wentto college and you didn't write often enough, so I got'engaged to that big, tall Mr. Hendrickson, and youfelt awfully, didn't you?""Awfully," he said; "but then there was the sum­mer vacation and you were at home again, and youguessed you had made a mistake in Hendrickson,so-" "I came back to you," she said, putting her headon his shoulder. "But I went to college again," sheadded mounfully."And I went to those horseraces," said he, "andyou decided I was wicked-so you thought after allthat you were in love with that little curly-headedfellow Conley; but Conley turned out, ordinary,and-""I came back to you," she said, patting his handgently."Next you went abroad, and I heard a lot of rumorsabout you and a man or two over there, and I don'tknow now whether they were true or not; but I don'tcare anyhow, because-""I came back to you," she said, with downcast lashes."Yes! he cried rapturously' "and now we're goingto be married. Darling, aren't you perfectly happy?"LO, THE CONQUERING.It was the hottest day of the season; the moiststickiness of the breeze from the sound made it hotterstill, yet Mary Devereux in her white muslin gownlooked cool and fresh as a lily, as she sat sewingunder a big magnolia near the gate. Everybody kneweverybody else in the gossipy little town, and thepassersby paused in their perspiring progress to ex­change a gay word; or, allured by a pitcher of icedsangaree which she had placed on a convenient table,dropped in for a sip and a chat. A young man inwhite linen, his straw hat pushed back from his fore­head, waved his hand airily as he hurried past."Hello, Miss Mary! You look as cool as ice. Say,Jerome Horner came in on the C. F. this morning.No; can't stop a minute."A red-haired youth struck an attitude with the aidof the gatepost."Well, Miss Mary," he called out, "who do youreckon got off the 10:30 train this morning! Some­body's got ahead of me, have they? I'd like mighty well to know who Jerome's come to see-from the wayhe's fixed up he's sho' goin' to court somebody. Well,Jerome Horner was-in town? No, I can't stop; I'vegot to hurry right home and make some sponge cake.Jerome's mighty fond of sponge cake, and if he shouldcall I'd hate not to give him any."The 'red-haired l�an rolled on the grass. "Lordy,"he said, "I wish I knew how Jerome worked it.Here he's started all the girls dressing up and all theold women baking sponge cake. But how's Jeromeever goin' to tell which girl he wants?"The gate clicked and a little darkey, ragged, butimportant, approached, walkingvery straight. "Howdy, MissMary," he said, "de gemman at dehotel said I was ter gib you dis, an'332 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.sangaree would taste mighty well this morning for aIact;' and entering the gate he threw himself downon the grass at her feet."Say,_Mary," called a pretty girl, pushing back herdisheveledlocks, "did you know Jerome Horner was.in town ? No, indeed, I: can't come in. 1'111 goingstraight home and curl my hair; it's as straight as anonion top.""I bet she thinks Jerome's come to see her," re­marked the red-haired youth. "The girls in this townare plum crazy about Jerome anyhow.""Somebody's going to get a ride this afternoon,Miss Mary," said a beardless collegiate, slamming thegate behind him. "Jerome Horner's hired the finestdouble team in town. My! the girls are wild, though.Just breaking their necks to get home and fix up in.time to receive 'Mr. Horner' when he calls. Jeromeoughtn't to go courting hot weather like this; it's toomuch trouble for the girls to look pretty."The red-haired man raised up 011 his elbow. "I betevery girl in town but Miss Mary here is rolling upher hair this minute. Miss Mary's got sense.""I don't know about that," said the other, lookingat her critically; "Miss Mary'S hair curls naturally.""Oh, Mary," called a short, stout lady whose puffychin rested comfortably on her chest, "did you know wait fur an answer."With a nod to her companions,Mary broke the seal, a deep flush'mounting to her cheeks as she read:My DEAR MISS MARY-Will you take a ride on the shellroad with me this afternoon -at five0' clock? I have something to sayI hope you will like to hear.Yours truly,JEROME HORNER.AS OLD AS MAY.The warm May breeze blew a shower of whitecherry petals in at the window. A girl was sitting­there reading a letter, but as the petals fell into herlap she stopped a moment and smiled out at thecherry tree. Then she went on reading. The letter wasfrom her married sister, some ten years older than she."Your letters have been saying a good deal latelyabout some young man friend of yours," the letterran. "I don't know how much you see of him, orhow much you think of him; but, oh Floy, before youbegin to think much of any man, be careful. You arean impulsive girl-too impulsive, I'm afraid. 'Maybethis is all unnecessary, and there haven't any ideas of marriage ever entered your head; but Floy, believewhat I tell you-I wouldn't say it to anyone but you­a woman never knows anytlzing about a man until sheis married to him. There isn't' a woman that don'twish within six months that she'd never gotten mar­ried, and there ain't one in ten that don't keep onwishing either that, or that she had a chance to chooseover again."The girl laid down the letter and smiled out at thecherry tree once more. Then she picked up a pictureoff the bureau-it was the face of a good-lookingyoung man, with a weak mouth and retreating chin­and kissed it.THE NOTE= BOOK.The Parade.-Tuesday morning the University hada taste of military life. As it happened in a burst ofenthusiasm it was only the sugar-coating of the pill ofreal army service, yet it was a remedy for an alImentwe have long croaked about. Truly it was a glorious spectacle, with the facultyover a hundred strong, Major Judson at their headand President Harper in the rank and file, with hislittle son Paul at his heels, keeping step to "YankeeDoodle" played by the First Regiment band. Then"" UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.followed in order the graduate and divinity men, with"Chuck" Roby in his maroon cap giving orders; thenthe senior college, the junior college and the U. of C.cadet corps, headed by Lieut. Palmer. That's theformation; now just put hundreds of yards of maroonribbon on as many canes, strew red, white and blueflags galore, and imagine each man with two mouthsand two pairs of lungs hidden somewhere and builtjust for the purpose of shouting "Chicago-go-go!"and "Rah, rah, rah, Naval Reserve!" until even thetwo pairs of lungs grew wheezy, and you have anactive picture of the 'Varsity's escort for the depart­ing Naval Reserves.On each side of the line of march, from the foot ofMichigan avenue to Jackson boulevard, then west tothe Canal and Adams station, a restless throng ofpeople cheered and waved handkerchiefs as the linemoved on. All along the line, too, the familiar facesof enthusiastic' 'co-eds," greeted the lads. In the pro­cession bringing up the rear were the newly enlistedNaval Reserves, in their blue uniforms ready for thejourney to Tampa, with Professor, or rather, Lieut.Stratton at their head. When the station was reachedthe 'Varsity escort, four hun:dred strong, lined up, al­lowing the reserves to pass. What a scene! The bandwas completely drowned out in the tumult of cheersand yells of "Stratton! Stratton! Chicago! Chicago!"In their enthusiasm the escort forgot to present arms,waving their hats and canes frantically and yellingthemselves still hoarser, while Lieut. Stratton bowedand raised his hat repeatedly. 'I'hen it was over.' Wehad given Lieut. Stratton and Cadets Leffingwell,Cecil Page, Webster Smith and Stowall a fittingsend-off.Among the conspicuous things of the parade of in­terest to the University were the good drilling of thecadet corps, as compared with the rest of the escort.They have made very creditable progress during theshort time they have been drilling. Another notice­able thing was the motley array of clothes. Surelyin a University of over a thousand students we cansupport a couple of well-drilled and uniformed compa­nies to act in case of need. Another noticeable thing"but noticeable through its absence, was the Universityband. Where was it? Michigan has a, band. Wis­consin has a band; but Chicago hasn't even a fife anddrum corps. Those who saw the demonstration cannever say again that the great ailment of the Univer­sity of Chicago is its lack of college enthusiasm!The Land of His Birth.-As Dr. von Klenze sal­lied forth 'upon the campus the other day, he was ac- costed in front of Cobb by several dark-skinned chil­dren of the South, who requested alms. Their dreamyeyes and dusky prettiness brought to the doctor fondmemories of past years in the sunny land of Italy-amemory enhanced rather than lessened by the raggeddress of the children. He paused to renew an oldacquaintance with the careless, soft-voiced race ofLatium."Dove vieni, bello giovanetto mio?" he said benev­olently to a boy in the group.The child was apparently overcome by the sound ofhis own language addressed to him so kindly by thisgenial stranger, and could not for the moment answer."Sei nasciuto in Roma ?" inquired Dr. von Klenze,patting the brown curls of the lad.Still the boy's feelings were out of his control."Ha'veduto 1a luce premier a mente in Napoli?"continued the doctor, smiling down into the upturnedbrown eyes.And again the boy was silent."Well, where are you from, anyway?" said the pro­fessor, slightly nettled at the seeming apathy of thechild.The boy answered promptly, in the dulcet tones ofRoby Street:"West Side."The Posters which announced the last Michigangame were a credit to the artistic accomplishments ofthe University. But it was not so much a credit tothe moral advancement of the institution to see theprecautions taken by one of our associate professorsfor the safety of the picture. Deftly decapitatingwith his jackknife the fair damsel represented by thegifted limner, the astute instructor remarked: "Iguess they'll leave that one alone," which was under­stood to contain a reminisc:entia1 reference to pastevents.What's the matter, by the way, with offering theseposters as a prize to the person who makes the near­est guess at �the score of the games thereon adver­tised?The C. A. C,' accompanied by a brass band, is goingto the Michigan games next Saturday in their toot en­semble. This undoubtedly sounds queer-the state­ment, I mean-but it is verbatim what one of the sol­emnest members of the C. A. C. told the reporter.The latter writes this from the county hospital; theformer, it is believed, is in the bridewell. 333334 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.The May Day Party of the Settlement Children.­The annual May Day party of the University Settle­ment is set for Saturday afternoon, May 28, fromthree to six. This is one of the features of the springquarter, and means as much to everyone of us as itdoes to the children of the settlement. No one whohas ever seen that procession of two or three hundredchildren come trooping across the grass, heard themsing their pretty songs and go through their exercisesin Kent 'I'heater=-or, better still, played with themover in the Women's Quadrangle, and fed them withcake and lemonade-can forget the delight and per­sonal pleasure it has brought. The Woman's Club atthe settlement is also to be with us that day, and itis hoped that every member of the University-facultyand students-will help the women of the SettlementLeague in making this the most successful "picnic"the University campus has ever seen.Extry Paypeh!-Achronicle of the University whichomited an account of the infesting of the campus by news­boys would be incomplete. . It is impossible to effectegress from Cobb in these billicose times without hav­ing reflections cast upon one's credulity by a bellow­ing youth. He first tries to make you think thatthere is some news, and then that the journal he of­fers you is his last. Moreover, not content with thusimpugning your sabe, he invariably tries to insure thesuccess of his con, by the . statement that the price isone cent, thus committing the third offense of takingthe University for a colony of misers. This is toomuch-not the price, but the offense. Nowhere elsein Chicago do the newsboys in crying their wares, crythe price. Everyone should now try to redeem theUniversity's reputation by magnificently casting silvercoins to the young traducers, and saying airily, "Keepthe change."The First to the Front from the University.--Thetop floor of the First Regiment armory is a large, low­ceiled, oblong drill hall. On the day before the de­parture of the Naval Reserves this room was filledwith the loud and incessant noise of a large and talk­ative crowd. In the middle of the great hall wereseveral hundred of the blue-bloused -tars, disposed infour or five groups according to their divisions. Somewere sitting on the polished floors, some were stand- ing or walking about. Around the sides were manyspectators and friends of the sailors. The reserveswere incessantly wrestling, pushing and otherwiseplayfully assaulting one another, like a crowd ofsmalt boys in extraordinary spirits. The most re­markable fact about them was their extremely youth­ful appearance. The majority seemed to be undertwenty.At a command they fell in and formed three sidesof a hollow square. Into the middle space therestepped Professor Stratton, the commander of thebody. The voice which most of us have heard ex­plaining theorems of physics in the lecture room, wasraised to an authoritative and incisive tone of com­mand, as he gave orders for preparation for departureon the next day. The manner in which the youngtars made their several paths simultaneously convergetoward the door at the command, "Dismissed," wouldhave delighted Dean Terry as a model for the with­drawal of the Senior College from Assembly.Four students of the University are on their wayto the navy-Leffingwell, Stowell, Smith, and CecilPage. The first three have been for a long timemembers of the Naval Reserves, but Page is a newrecruit,' and therefore his selection as a member of thebody of two hundred picked men from the ChicagoReserves is not so worse. He was among the firstfifty to be picked. And so, bidding farewell to hismany friends in the University; he goes "to sail theraging flood upon an armoured bark." Here's to youCecil! Here's to you, Leffingwell, Smith, and Stowell.And three times three for Professor Stratton!A Distinguished Honor.-When the class in thejudicial power met' on Tuesday afternoon, Dr. Freundadjourned the meeting in honor of Gecil Page, who wasa member of the class, and led in giving him threecheers. They were given with a good will that shookCobb Hall and reverberated. through the engine roomin the basement.Memoranda.Mi-s Anne McWilliams visited the campus last Tuesday.Mr. E. G. Allen is wearing the pledge ribbons of the Q. VClub.Mr. Jack Moran has returned from a short trip to NewYork.Messrs. Clinton Hoy aud Robert Gould spent Sunday atHinsdale.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Mr. Ned A. Flood took charge of the University press onMonday.Dr. Gunsaulus gave a lecture in the chapel last _week onBrowning.Mr. Clinton Hoy has secured a position in the CountyTreusurer's office.Mr. Harvey Woodruff, ex-'98, is now assistant sporting ed-itor on the Chicago Record. .There will be a mass meeting of the students in the Lect­ure Hall Friday morning at 10:30.Messrs. W. J. Cavanaugh and M. G. Pettit spent Saturdayand Sunday at their horne in Kenosha.Mr. Walter G. McClellan, of Philadelphia, was the guest ofhis nephew, M. M. Plowman, last week.Mr. Millikan will probably take the classes of Mr. Strat­ton, who has been called out into service.Mr. Leech, of Louisville, paid a visit to his daughter,Miss Carolyne Leech, in Kelly Han last week.Dr. Carl Boyd, of the Political Science Department, hasbeen appointed professor in the Illinois College of Law.Mr. Warren C. Gorrel will take charge of the UniversityCadet Company during the absence of Lieutenant PalmerA number of the alumna; of the Harvard School attendeda minstrel show given by the present students last Friday.Fire broke out in the. Sigma Chi House last Wednesday,but was extinguished before any serious damage had beendone.- The Glee and Mandolin Clubs gave a benefit concert forQuinn Chapel on Friday night at Twenty-fourth street andWabash avenue. .Mr. Bain, Mr. Sincere and the Banjo Club assisted at aconcert given last week at Steinway Hall for the benefit ofthe Cuban relief fund.Professor Blanchard, of the Department of Elocution,gave a recital on Wednesday evening. He interpreted se­lections from Macbeth.Last week Professor Chamberlain took his class in geol­ogy on an expedition down the drainage canal, where theysecured a number of specimens.A. Frederic Collins, of the College of Physicians and Sur­geons, gave an exhibition of hypnotism and animal magnet­ism before the Vegetarian Club Friday evening. 335The first of the spring "sings" was held on Haskell stepson Thursday evening. Mr. Hagey, who is leader for thisyear, hopes to have a series of' these "sings" if he can getthe support of the students.Prof. Martha Foote Crow, having returned from her visitto Minneapolis, spent last week in Chicago, and then startedon a tour in the course of which she will visit several col­leges and deliver commencement addresses.Mr. M. P. Frutchey, '98, was elected manager of the Glee,Mandolin and Banjo Clubs for the season 1898-99 at thebusiness meeting last week. At the same meeting the BanjoClub's petition for membership in the Glee and MandolinClub organization was granted unanimously.Dr. Paul Monroe, who took his Ph. D. degree at the Uni­versity last July, is very successful in his work as a teacherof history in the New York Teachers' College. He has re­cently been asked to repeat his lecture on "Some Interna­tional Questions Involved in the Present War."'I'roop K--the 'Varsity troop-of the Logan VolunteerCavalry Regiment underwent a physical examination lastweek and not one of them was rejected. The troop WIlldrill in squads in the University gymnasium on Wednesdayand Friday evenings. Ray P. Johnson has received a staffappointment from Colonel Logan.MORGAN PARK ACADEMY.Miss Edna, L. Goss was the guest of Miss Cleveland overSunday at her country home near Joliet.June 10 has been set aside for Class Day at the Academy,and all the regular Academy exercises are -to be suspendedOll that day.Much improvement in the appearance of the Adademygrounds has been made lately by _the setting of new sod inmany places.The second league game of the series was played with theNorthwestern Academy at Marshall field, Saturday, May 21.Morgan Park won by a score of 4 to 2.In response to the invitation of the Senior Class of theAcademy, a large audience was gathered in Blake Hall lastThursday evening, May 19, to enjoy an illustrated lectureby professor Starr, of the University of Chicago. The lect­ure, on the subject "My recent journeys in Mexico," wasexoeedingly interesting throughout. A reception in MorganHall followed.QUADRANGULARITIES.A Fearful Night."I couldn't get to sleep lastnight," said the young pro­fessor, as he leaned his achinghead against the softest sofacushion. "You see, I went tosee a girl Friday, who told mea lot about getting up a chaf­dish class; and somehow, every time I shut my eyes and tried to fall asleep, the ideakept coming into my head that if she hadn't been go­ing to get up that class, the Maine would not haveexploded, and if the Maine had not exploded, then Icould have gone to sleep. Well, the thing kept meawake all night, till towards morning I happened tothink that perhaps she wouldn't get up the class afterall, and the idea gave me such a relief that I turnedover and went to sleep."he said, "I didn't drink it all. What you didn'tdrink must 'a 'vaporated."UNIVERSITY. OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Sundown.Sundown is the colored fellow who takes care of myroom. Sometimes he takes more care than I demandof him, but his excuses for so doing are always suffi­cient return. If I happen to leave a box of cigarsopen he takes a few, and tells me that he was afraidthey would dry up and go to waste before I couldsmoke them all. He also .has a paternal considerationfor the relation between my health and chocolatecreams, and he is good enough to demolish the creamsrather than have them demolish me. A friend re­cently sent me a small jug of very old whisky. I donot care to drink whisky for an amasement, and I setit away intending. to keep it for a cold. In about aweek the cold came and I went for the jug, but it wasempty. I called Sundown to explain its disappear­ance, and accused him of drinking it all. "No, sir," Lines on Leaving a Note Upon the Comrnunica­tion Rack.Blest be the guy that findsThis note and lets it stay!The fellow shall with noble mindsAnd hearts be classed alway.We share our mutual rack,Our m u tualletters fake;And. having read them, put them backMarked, "Opened by mistake."When notes thus marked we get,We give an inward swear;But we shall still our anger's fretIn hope of getting square.Mr. Walter 1. Martin was initiated into Psi UpsilonSaturday evening.Schedule of League Games for Chicago.May 28-University of Michigan at Chicago.June 4-Uuiversity of Illinois at Chicago.June 11-University of Michigan at Detroit.Baseball.Michigan defeated Chicago last Thursday in a veryhard-fought contest by the score of 4 to 2. The gamewas the reverse of that played in Ann Arbor lastweek when Michigan was defeated on her owngrounds by the same score.Chicago deserved to have won the game, as sheoutbatted and out fielded the Wolverines, but recklessbase-running and the inability to bunch our hits lostthe game. Messrs. G. Allen, H. Belfield, W. E. Lingelbackand Warren Smith have been pledged to Q. V.On Friday afternoon the Quadranglers gave an in­formal dance at Rosalie Hall. About twenty-fivecouples were present.Mrs. George Vincent gave a reception on the after­noon of May I9 at her home on Lexington avenue tothe Esoteric Club and its friends.THE SCORE.Michigan. RH PAE Chicago. RB PAECooley, 2b ..... 0 0 0 2 0 Merrifield, 3b. 1 2 0 4 0Gilbert, ss ..... 0 0 2 3 1 Herschb'g'r, cf 0 2 2 0 0Lunn, c ....... 1 1 7 0 0 Gardner, c .... 0 1 5 2 0Butler, rf ...... 0 111 2 1 Clarke, 2b ..... 0 2 3 3 1Condon, lb .... 1 0 2 1 0 Sawyer, rf ..... 0 2 0 0 0Wolf,3b ...... 1 2 0 0 0 Kennedy, lb ... 1 o 14 1 0McGinnis, cf .. 1 1 1 1 0 Vernon, ss .... 0 0 2 2 0Mattison, If ... 1 1 2 0 1 Smith, p ...... 0 1 0 5 0Miller, p ...... 0 1 2 5 0 Southardc If.. . 0 0 1 0 0Totals .. 4 7 27 14 3 Totals 2 10 27 17 1University of Michigan 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0-4.University of Chicago 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0-2Stolen bases-Merrifield, Sawyer. Two-base hits-Butler,Wolf, Herschberger. Double plays-Cooley to Gilbert toCondon, Butler to Condon. Struck out-By Miller,6; bySmith,3. Bases on balls-Off Miller, 1; off Smith, 2. Wildpitch-c Smith. Hit by pitcher-By Miller, 1; by Smith, 2.Passed ball-Gordner. Time of game-1:4.5. Umpire-Tin­dill.Beloit, 4; Chicago, I.Chicago was defeated last Saturday in a very dis­appointing game by the score of 4 to I. The chiefcause of disappointment was not the fact that we lostthe game, but unfairness of the umpire. It was therankest exhibition of umpiring ever seen on Marshallfield. Beloit played a fast and Clever game from startto finish. Chicago was unable to hit at the right time.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Adkins, the big Beloit pitcher, kept the hits well scat­tered, and was very efficient at critical times. 'THE SCORE.Chicago. R B p AE Beloit. RB p AEMerrifield, p... 0 1 1 4 0 Beaumont, ss . 1 0 1 2 1Herschb'g'r, cf 0 1 2 4 2 Me Masters, c .. 0 1 4 2 1Gardner, c ..... 0 2 5 1 0 E. Brown, lb .. 2 2 9 0 0Clarke, 2b ..... u 0 5 5 0 Blewett, rf .... 1 1 2 0 0Sawyer, rf ..... 0 1 0 0 0 Strothers, cf .. 0 0 2 0 0Vernon, ss ..... 1 0 0 3 3 Adkins, p ..... 0 0 o 10 0Kennedy, lb ... 0 o 10 0 0 Ferris, If ...... 0 0 1 0 0Wriedt, cf ..... 0 0 2' 0 1 B. Brown, 2b,.. 0 1 3 2 1Southard, If ... 0 1 2 0 o Merrill, 2b .... 0 0 4 3 0----_. --_--Totals ... , .. 1 6 27 17 6 Totals ....... 4 5* 26 19 3*Kennedy out for being hit by batted ballChicago 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 -1Beloit ' 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 0-4Two-base hits-c-Merr ifleld, E. Brown. Three-base hit­Southard' Home run-Blewett. Bases on balls-Off Mer­rifield, 1; off Adkins,3. Struck out-By Merrifield,3; byAdkins, 4. Sacrifice hit-Herschberger. Stolen bases­Sawyer (2), Gardner, Wriedt. Double plays-Merrifield toClarke to Kennedy; Adkins to Merrill to E. Brown. Um­pire-AI. Miller.Chicago. 6; Illinois, 5.Chicago defeated Illinois on Tuesday, the 24th, atChampaign. It was a wildly exciting game, and justto see the table showing the progress of the scoremust impart some of the excitement to the reader.Chicago. Illinois.4 1'5 15 35 5'0 5First inning .Third inning , .. 'Fifth inning ; .Seventh inning .Ninth inning .Smith pitched for Chicago, of course. He had evi-,dently been saved last Saturday to good purpose, forIllinois secured only six hits. Herschberger got fourhits, two of them two-baggers; Kennedy three hits;Vernon one, a three-bagger; Gordon Clarke one, atwo-bagger; Sawyer one. In the last inning Smithgot two assists, one of them a fly to Herschberger.Interfraternity Baseball.The Greeks played the first games of their baseballtournament on last Saturday and Monday. From thescore it will be seen that the chief feature of the gamesconsisted in running bases. To the scorer fell thebrunt of the work in each of the contests.Following is the result of the games and the bat­teries of the teams:Phi Delta Theta beat Phi Kappa Psi 19 to 17. Bat­teries: Phi Delta Theta, Mosser (c.) and Graves (p. );Phi Kappa Psi, Sass (c.), Richards (p.) and Baldwin. 337Q. V. beat Beta Theta Pi 19 to 17. Batteries: Q.V., Peck and Lingelbach (c.), Hagey and Allen (p.);. Beta Theta Pi, Davis (c.), Eldridge (p.).Della Kappa Epsilon beat Delta Tau Delta 19 to o.Batteries: Delta Kappa Epsilon, Gale (c.), Freeman(p.); Delta Tau Delta, Adkinson (c.), Graves (p.).Tennis.The University tennis team secured an easy victoryin their first intercollegiate meet with Northwesternlast Saturday, on the grounds of the QuadrangleClub. Northwestern has the best tennis team thisyear in its history, and a closely contested tournamentwas consequently expected by our men. Ashcraft,who should have played second for Northwestern, wasabsent with their ball team, but that can hardly ac­count for the one-sided score. Ashcraft's absence,however, makes the defeat of Halsey and Gottlieb allthe more inexcusable. N either was able to get con­trol of his game, and Halsey, who won his first set bya good rally, utterly went to pieces toward the end ofthe match. H. M. MacQuiston's easy defeat of Con­dee was rather of a surprise, as Condee is considereda strong candidate for Western Intercollegiate tennishonors this year. Altogether it was a bad day for theback court players, the high wind making good play­ing an impossibility.SUMMARY:Chicago-Singles: H. M. MacQuiston beat Con­dee, 7-5, 6-2; P. D. MacQuiston beat McConnell, 6-4,6-4; Blackwelder beat Gates, 6-3, 6-4; Poulson beatJudson, 6-2, 6-2. Doubles: MacQuiston brothersbeat McCasky and McConnell, 6-4, 6-3; Halsey andPoulson beat Condee and Gates, 6-4, 3-6, 6-2; Black­welder and Gottlieb beat-} udson and Brewer, 6-4, 6-4.Northwestern-Singles: McCasky beat Gottlieb,4-6, 6-4, 6-4; Brewer beat Halsey, 6-8, 6-4, 6-4.Total-U. of C., 7; Northwestern, 2.A return meet at Northwestern will be played sometime this week.Athletic Notes.An interfraternity track meet is to be held on Mar­shall field in the near future.J. L. Hulbert, of Wesleyan, broke the intercollegi­ate record for the pole vault last Saturday by vaultingI I feet 6 Yz inches in competition at the New EnglandIntercollegiate meet at Worcester, Mass.Captain Powers of the Notre Dame team, whichwill play Chicago here next Tuesday, has the repu­tation of being the best college catcher in the country.it's a college!UNNERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.UNIVERSITY OF _ GHICAGO WThThKLY. to the games in which their college participates-andnot yelling when they do. Ye gods! it doth amazeus. Sac a papier.l let's wake up and dust our mega­phones and clear our throats. This is no monastery;As to college spirit, whatever that is,Honor although we haven't large quantities offor the the ebullient sort here, yet the mannerUniversity. in which the University rose to the oc­casion upon the departure of her menwith the Naval Reserves is enough to make her re­spected by the most dissipated topers of that ardentbeverage. Her behavior, from the declaration of aholiday to the procession in honor of her boys, inwhich the Colleges, the Graduate School, the DivinitySchool and the Faculty marched, was a thing to beproud of in Chicago and among her sister colleges .The best of it was that the University acted officially.No. 32. It suspended recitations and took official action indrilling the various divisions of the escort, and gettinga special train to carry the escort in a body to theplace of the parade. It was a noble sight to see thirtymembers of the faculty executing "column right,"EDITORIAL BOARD.EDWIN CAMPBELL WOOL�EY, '98, - Managing Editor.JOSEPH E. FREEMAN, '98, - - Associate Editor.ASSIST ANT EDITORS.RALPH LEROY PECK, '98.ALLEN GREY HOYT, , 99.NOTT WILLIAM FLINT, '98.WILLIAM FRANCIS MC DONALD, '98.JOSEPHINE TURNER ALUN, '99.FLORENCE MC MAHON, '99.ROWLAND T. ROGERS, '00.WALTER J. SCHMAHL, '00.LEROY T. VERNON, '00.FRANK B. RAE, JR.CHARLES H. GALLION, Business Manager.SUBSORIPTION RATE:One Quarter, payable in advanceOne Year. (Four Quarters).OFFICE-COBB HALL, 58TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE.. Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Postoffiee, Chicago. Ill.VOL. VI. THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1898. $ 752.50This is the slowest spring quarter so- "mark time," and other maneuvers on Monday after-The cially the University has seen for a noon in Haskell, in preparation for the march of theBeau Monde. long time. The social editor is in de- next morning. It was a delight to see the soldier-likespair. Here are two-thirds of thequarter gone, and the season of wild and abandonedamusement which the spring months usually bring tocollege has shown no signs even of beginning. Ifthe gaiety of the college continues to be bottled upmuch longer, in a few weeks it will certainly explode"with a glorious detonation."Do you know, gentle reader, thatthere's something the matter with you?Do you know that there are not a hun­dred of you that go to the baseballgames regularly, and that not twenty­five of you cheer when you do go? Just look at thosefigures. Why, it's shocking for a college team tohave such small encouragement. Think of students-young men and maidens-in the spring-not goingA HundredOut ofa Thousand. appearance of our new military company as it led theprocession on Tuesday. And it was a sight never tobe forgotten to see President Harper and Dean Jud­son bringing up the rear, as the column marched fromthe armory to the station.Such is the whole-hearted tribute the Universitypays to her young lieutenant and her three jack tars.Prof. Stratton's appointment to the command ofthe Chicago contingent to the navy is a most remark­able event, and one which will make the Universitycome in-for a share of the fame which is bred by war.His securing the position by competitive examinationlast Saturday is the first feather in his cap and also inthe cap of the University. And in the course of thenaval career upon which he is now entering, when­ever the country's attention is drawn to him, he willalways be thought of as the brilliant young lieutenantwho left his chair in the University of Chicago for thebridge of a man-of-war.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY�FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT.-Furnished room with steamheat, bath, hot and cold water, and an modern improve­ments. Apply corner Washington avenue and Sixtieth, stret,294 Sixtieth, Portland Bld'g, Flat 12! fronting the Midway.Excursion to Cleveland.The Nickle Plate Road will sell tickets from Chicago toCleveland and return at a fare and one-third for the roundtrip on certificate plan, good going June 3,4,5 and 6, andgood returning until June 13, inclusive, on occasion of theannual meeting of the Congregational Home MissionarySociety in that city. This rate will be $11.35 for the roundtrip, which is somewhat lower than via other lines. Thosedesiring space in sleeping-cars should make early applica­tion in order to secure the best accommodations.Any further information cheerfully given by addressingJ. Y. Calahan, General Agent, 111 Adams St., Chicago. Tel.Main 3389.To the Ladies and House= Wives.N ow is the season of the year that you must look to yourclothing to avoid having it ruined by moths. It will saveyou annoyance and regrets. Take it to the WoodlawnSteam Dye House! 446 E. Sixty-third street.ROOMS FOR RENT-Two well-furnished rooms, single oren suite; one fronting on Midway; good light, steam heat,incandescent gas light, hot and cold water, clothes closets;with. use of parlor, bath room and laundry; ladies preferred.Apply to MRS. F. A. REID, 2d Flat, 578 E. Sixtieth St., di­rectly opposite University. FOR RENT-A summer place at Williams Bay, LakeGenena. A large, comfortable 6-room house, furnished com­plete; piano, books, etc.; large grounds, apple trees andgarden; 10 minutes' walk from Yerkes Observatory; thesame from Williams Bay, the lake and depot. This is not acheap summer cottage, but a well-built house, containing 3bedrooms, parlor, dining-room and kitchen, all large rooms.For terms, etc., address E. N. MYERS, Williams Bay, Wis.,care Yerkes Observatory. 339West Baden and French Lick Springs.Through Sleeper once a week from Chicago via the MononRoute, commencing Saturday night, March 19th, and con­tinuing every Saturday night thereaft.er until furthernotice. Train leaves Dearborn Station 8:30 p. m. CityTicket Office, 232 Clark St. .To RENT-Furnished parlor, with clothes press. 5622 In­gleside avenue.Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury,as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and com­pletely derange the whole system when entering it throughthe mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be usedexcept on prescript.ions from reputable physicians, as thedanger they will do is ten fold to the good you can possiblyderive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured byF. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and istaken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mu­cous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure,be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, andmade in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonialsfree.Sold by druggists; price, 75c. per bottle.Hall's Family Pills are the best.Both Meat and Drink"Equally nourishing and refresning-7fPThe nutritive part of prime lean beef, delicately spiced andseasoned. The athlete's "stand-by."Prepared in a minute, with cold or hot water.At druggists and grocers.Armour & Company, Chicago."Varlous Views on Vigoral" mailed free.& ROBT. WHITE BCLUBS. _�o VICTOR "-"LL CLUBS.LCADDIEP BAGS. SCRAWFORD � C�.53 Washington St.If IdeC SylphV CrawfordeVictorL Overland� Crawford $7500$60QQ$50QQ$40QQ$3800$3000 A STITCH IN TIME.A. E. ANDERSON [$ CO.fasbionabl¢tailor .. 45 & 47 JACKSON S'LREPRESENTED BYGEO. H. SA WYER ... 53 SNELL HALLuihere samples arc on display.DRESS SUITS A SPECIALTY.The Monroe Apartments.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.340The large Monroe building, on Monroe avenue near Fifty­fifth street, formerly owned by John D. Rockefeller, hasbeen purchased by the Fidelity Construction Company, andis being fitted up with all modern improvements as a first­class apartment house. This hotel was one of the most pop­ular of World's Fair hotels, and domiciled such prominentpersonages as Congressman Thomas B. Reed, Hon. JosephG. Cannon, and Senator Gray of Delaware during their visitto the exposition. The building contains ninety-three apart­ments of from three to seven rooms, and sixty-five singlerooms designed especially for students.' The apartmentsare all being put into first-class condition, and every con­venience will be given to the occupants. The cost of theflats will not exceed that of flats generally, and is muchlower than is charged for many. Besides this there will bea saving in light bills, as the building contains an electriclight plant. A representative of THE WEEKLY was shownthrough the building by Mr. Shields, the manager, and wasvery much pleased with the appearance throughout. Uni­versity people who are fortunate enough to make an earlyselection of rooms or apartments will find this a very desir­able home. A first-class cafe will be run in connection andthere will be many of the conveniences of a first-class hotel.Manager shields will take pleasure in showing through thethe building all members of the University who will call.Brink's Express Company is the most reliable and quickestin the city and the prices are cheap. They have severalagencies in Hyde Park near the University, the addresses ofwhich may be found in their advertisement on another page. Call on Mrs. Walsh, 366 E. 63d St., for Stylish Millinery.FOR RENT-A piano at a reasonable price. Mus. E. H.JOHNSON, Hotel Holland, Fifty-third St. and Lake Ave.First Excursion of the Season to ClevelandVia Nickle Plate Road, June 3 to 6 inclusive. $11.35 for theround trip on certificate plan. Tickets good returning untilJune 13 inclusive. Three through trains daily from VanBuren Street Passenger Station, Chicago. For further in­formation address J. Y. Calahan, General Agent, 111 AdamsSt., Chicago. Tel. Main 3389.WANTED TO RENT-A couple of rooms furnished or un­furnished. Adress ABNER BOWERS, University of ChicagoWeekly.Madame Ripley,' of 344 Sixty-third street, is especiallyprepared to make ladies' bicycle suits in the latest styles.She will make up a very pretty suit for $10 to $12.Congregational Home Missionary SocietyMeeting will be held in Cleveland, 0., June 7 to 9 inclusive,account of which Nickel Plate Road will sell tickets at $L1.35for round trip on certificate plan. Dates of sale June 3,4, 5 and 6 inclusive. Tickets good returning until and in­cluding June 13. For further particulars address J. Y. Cal­ahan, General Agent, 111 Adams St., Chicago. Tel. Maill3389.WANTED.-Two solicitors for special work in Hyde Parkterritory. References and bond required. Address B, careEditor University of Chicago Weekly.PHOTOGRAPHSBY TELEPHONENorman B. Lawsonthe successful Hyde Park Photographer, locat.ed at cor­ner 53rd Street and Lake Avenue, has recently dis­covered that in order to secure natural expressions andgraceful positions, the subject must not be unduly dis­comforted by tiresome conveyances or pedestrial fetes ...This in view, he has arranged with Parker Bros.Telephone, Oakland 835to convey his patrons to and from the studio with theirfinest carriages. When you wish to have anExquisite Photographtelephone Oakland 835 the hour you wish to have car­riage at your door and we will do the rest.This applies only to those livingbetween 65th and 22nd Streets,Lake Michigan and State Street. Kent College OF LawMarshall D. Ewell, LL. D., M. D., Dean.Fall term will open September 5, 1898. Threeyears course. Improved methods unitiugtheory and practice. The School of practiceis the leading feature. Eveuing sessions often hours a week for each class. Rtudentscau be self supporting while studying. Ar­rangements made for supplementing prelim­iuary education. For catalogue, addressW. F. Momeyer, LL. B., Secretary,618-619 Ashland Block, Chicago, Ill.The Famous� Tailoring co.are now located at .....346 E. FIFTY=FIFTH ST.with a full line ofImported and Domestic WoolensPor the Spring and Summer Tradealso Cleaning, Dyeing and RepairingWe have bnilt up our reputation by combiniug all the highestpoints of excellence in the garments whi_c� we t!un. out. We standto-day ill the vauanard of advancement of fine ta.ilor ing-, and haud]eo u ly such fu hrics as tasty and fastidious dressers can wear WIth prideand satisfaction.ADVERTISEMENTS.MUNGERtS ��i LAUNDRY5203=5205 Lake Avenue."" 'Phone ..•. Oakland 425ORDERS, by mail or otherwise, promptly attendedto, and... BEST SERVICE GIVEN ...WA YTE LAUNDRY ...TELEPHONE 102 HARRISON.Main Office, 308 DEARBORN ST.AGENTS AT UNIVERSITY:University Express Company's Office, Basement, Cobb Hall.S. E. Dickerson, Room 16 Snell Hall. W. E. BEAUDRY,5411 WOODLAWN AVE. Telephone Oakland 1 123.Branch Store, 55th and Monroe Ave., 'Phone Oalc. 526.,--FLORIST AND NURSERYMAN___;.�����-- ....... ----�Cut Flowers, Designs, Decorations, Trees,Shrubs, Vines .The Place •••For you to buy your smokingtobacco is at LEE'S CIGARSTORE, I keep only the best.I have the best assortment ofhigh grade cigars in HydeParle Don'tForget myBarberShop .J).I havenone butFirst-classBarbersesc. G. LEE, -• -------25t E. 57th Street.MARQUETTE � LAUNDRYc. F. WEST, Prop. C. Q. LINES � C�.Main Works, 5801=3 Cottage Grove Ave. Artistic � Picture � FramingPASSE-PAR-TOUTS A SPECIALTY.SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS. Special Attention Given to Re-Gilding.()------. -5654 LAKE AVENUE.COLlECE OF PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONSOF CHICAGO.School of Medicine, University of Illinois.(OPPOSITE COOK COUNTY HOSPITAL.)Pour years' graded course. First two yearsIa rg'ely laboratory work, last two years large­ly clinical work. Laboratory and clinicalfacilities unsurpassed in the United St.ares.Students Inter-ested ill medical education areinvited to i nve st ig at.e this College.DR. WM. ALLJ'�N PUSEY. Secretary,103 State Street, Chicago.SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO ANATOMYAT THEHarvey Medical CollegeLectu res aud demonstrations every week dayevening- Clinics all day. Four year gradedcourse. Seud for annouucement,FRANCES DICKINSON, M. D., Secretary;167=169=171 S. Clark St .• Chicago.NORTHWESTERN ...... University Medical SchoolOur Plant, Facilities and Record merit in­vestigation. For circulars and informationaddressDR. N. S. DAVIS, JR.,2431 Dearborn St., - Chicago.Established 1"-5<). Incorporated I8qo.»: :11.' /I:./m=t--t'd �"".�.a.t- a-?-1-d ?s't!ec'?u·c .Y:yd.c �/-u--t.e-d-225.227 c&a-/e. c.Y/-t.ee/Yt'4Wa-?""./. rr. Dimery, T. W. Gilmore.President. V. Pres, & Treas.fox Ri\1�r milk £ompany � �Supply the Leading Hotels, Clubs andRestaurants with... MILK AND CREAM ...Family Trade Solicited3016 COTTAGE GROVE AVE.TELEPHONE SOUTH 476 2NO DOOR NORTH OF 57TH ST.Fitand StayComfortably ,","HAND WORK",Nelson's Model Hand Laundry251 Fifty=fifth St.We solicit your Laundry. TIring your workor drop postal requesting wagon to call.DistriLutors of PURE COUNTRY MILKManufacturers of CREAMERY BUTTERBOWMAN DAIRY CO.South Divisiou Office:3;)14 u n d 3510 Rhodes AvenueEngle" ood Office:i3939-41 Weutworth AvenueL. MANASSE ... OPTICIAN88. ���8,11"'1 •. V-. TribuneMadIson . _ Bldg.Street '."Ull .... ' ChicagoSpectacles and eyeglasses scientifically ad­justed. aud Lenses ground to correct thevarious defects of vision. Frames made to titthe face pr-oper-ly, Optical Iustrnments ofevery descr-iption. Eyes tested free.Tower cJioteI 65TH ANDSTONYISLAND AVE.Under its present New Management, withHeat, Hot and Gold Water, offers Special I(atesWeekly Trade. Steamto theFirst=Class Service and Unexcelled Tables Guaranteed. ivADVERTISEMENTS.THE MONROE APARTMENTS.Monroe Avenue Near, Fifty=Fifth Street.An especially desirable home for members of the University. $ $ voJ. $$ $ $ $ Ninety- Three Apartments and Sixty-Five Single Rooms.Fine Elevator Service.Electric Lights.Steam Heat,Hot and Cold Water.Gas Ranges. First Class,Cafe in theBuilding. Apartmentsand rooms especiallyadapted to studentsand small families.FOR PRICES AND PARTICULARS CALL AT THE OFFICE OF THE BUILDING.• THE MONROE COMPANY •R. P. SHIELDS, Manager.'''� You can't afford to buy a bicyde�� before exam'ining our line ...�� l1�l1�l1�'''�'''��$�7�5 ::l1�CHAIN BICYCLES ::l1�'''�l1�l1���l1�l1�l1�l1�'''�Embody every feature of the Columbia Chain­less except the driving gear.Columbia bevel-gear Chainless, $725Harifords, $50.Yedettes, $40 AND $35POPE MFG. CO., 105 Wabash AvenueCOLUMBIA RIDING ACADEMY, 638 N. Clark se. Openevenings. Expert Instructors in Attendance .. A Good Way �to----------�-------Spendthe Summeris to take a Special Normal Coursefor Teachers and Others:�·:::::AMERICAN COLLEGEOFFERS COURSES· INDramatic Art, Oratory, Elocution, Delsarte, PhysicalCulture Acting, Piano, Violin, Mandolin, Guitar,Vocal Music and Dancing.{'WRITE FOR PARTICULARS.Increase your chances for earning money and cultivateyour talent by attending the American College. Diplomasgranted for work done. Chicago, on account of the lakebreezes, has the finest summer climate in the world. Tuitionvery moderate and board as reasonable in Chicago as in thecountry.The American College is located on the third floor ofthe Great Northern Building, eighteen stories high, finishedin marble and mahogany, located in the heart of the city.The American College is the largest in the world, andthis year offers special inducements to students from out oftown. Address,AMERICAN COLLEGE,Third Floor Great Northern Theatre Building, 11 Jackson Boulevard.ADVERTISEMENTS. viTHE LIGHT��E WORLD rr�ISco.�:�e��:,!�:���:�N AR'r. Camera Free!Nearly 200 full-page Master-pieces of OurSavior and the Mother, by Great Masters.A perusal of this superb work is like tak- Iing a tour through all the Art Galleries ofEurope. rA glance at these matchless, thrilling pic- 'UI,'I'Utures brings tears to the eyes of ever-yone. 'tl'f}\"" (IChristian men and women paying fOT ''''"homes taldng from three to ten orders daily f' .here in Chicago and everywhere.Sells itself-so beautiful when people see itthey want it.Selling rapidly all the way from the Klon-dike to Rio Janeiro. Never sold ill this ter-ritory. .Published a year and in its twentieth edi­t.ion.Presses running day and night; call andsee it.Get sole management of large field and )(10Agents and you have a fortune. Salary $900to man or woman good church standing toact as manager and cor-respondent. here.Call or address A. P. T. Elder. ManagerSubscription Department, 189 Michigan Ave­nue, Chicago, Ill.E. B. MOORE &- C�.48 and 50 R.andolph St.Parquet Floors Moore's F'loor 'VaxFine wooa Flooringwooa CarpetTelephone Main 779s. KAHN� FINE TAILORINO..,Cleaning, Dyeing and Repairing Neatly DoneLadies' Dresses Cleaned. Dyed and PressedFirst-class work at reasonable prices451 E. FIFTY-FIFTH ST.Omaha Bldg. Bet. Lexingtone; GreenwoodHannah M. Hart,it Hair Dressing and Manicuring Parlors-242 EAST 55TH STREET.Open evenings tillS. 'Phone 510 Oak.Polynice OilCURESRheumatismLumbago NeuralgiaDyspepsia & Kindred DiseasesThis new French medical discovery hasbeen used with remarkable success in Belle­vue Hospital, New York; Howard Hospital,Philadelphia: Maryland and Johns HopkinsUniversity, Baltimore; and in various otherhospitals in the prominent cities.What a Physician says:Johns Hopkins University.Baltimore, April 5th, 1997The experiments made here at the Hospitalwith the Polynice Oil, witnessed by me, hav­ing been very successful, I hereby recom­mend it in all cases of rheumatism.(Signed) DR. F. L. ROGER.POL YNICE OILImported from Paris. 50c. per bottle. Sentupon receipt of price byDR.. ALEXANDR.E, SPECIALIST,of Paris, 1218 0 St. N. W., Washington, D. C..� -.. - It IS advertised elsewhere at $2.50,but we will give one FREEof CHARGE to every sub­scriber of "The Weekly" until w ehave given 28 away.Send in your name toTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY,58th St. and Ellis Ave.,A lid we will send, on request, a full d-escrip­tion of this Camera.TEACHERS WANTED. ����!ac�Oteachers needed now to contract for nextterm. Cuban war causes many vacancies.Offices in 10 cities. UNION TEACHERS'AGENCIES OF AMERICA. Pittsburg, Pa.--THE-Calumet Hand Laundry462 E. FIFTY-FIFTH ST.StrictlyHand Work Special Ratesto Studentsw. & R. Cycle Co.BICYCLES BUILT TO ORDER.Repairing, Nickel plating, Enameling, Framescut down, Electric work, Locksmithing.266 EAST 57TH STREET.WHEELS CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED. W. H. MO.RSCHES, MGR.Hodson & Smith• BICYCLIiJS •::40f East Fifty-Seventh Street.','Renting, Repairing, Instructions.WHEELS CLEANED 75 CTS. ����..,.()=;$20.f<J����'Princ¢THE PRINCELYCARMENTMAKERtb� B�st 'titSuitings in city are now being dis­played by PRINCE. We make aspecialty of $20.00 Suitings inImported Scotch Worsteds andFancy Cheviots, and guarantee youFit, Finish and Grade.118 -120 E. MADISON ST.to tbt Studtnts-I want to merit your patron­age. otherwise I don't want it.�����() ���� ... �; $20.�-===-� $20.t<J����� a�����RENTING BICYCL� LESSONS REPAIRINGM.C.AMENTSOUTH SIDE BICYCLE EXCHANGE209 E. 57TH STREETDISCOUNT TO UNIVERSITY TRADE C. A. BASSET, MGR.Woodlawn Ice Cream Co'y.MANUF ACTURERS OFFINE ICE CREAM AND ICES.Satisfaction guaranteed. 6252 MADISON AVE.vii ADVERTISEMENTS ..J. ALLEN PREISCH, PROP.·R�fin�d I'�opl� Of good taste..«. m �nar�bSdtct tbt Y \, •••and are pl�as�d. monarcb £yclt £0.Writ� forlIrt £atalogu� � � £bitago new York£on40n ljamburgADVERTISEMENTS.II A GENERALPACKAGEANDBAGGAGEDELIVERYTO ALL PARTS OF CITYAND SUBURBS.----STORAGE AND VANS:132-138. W. Monroe St. Exp.110OFFICE:84 Washington Street. Exp.109Branch Offices:Avery's Pharmacy, 55th and MonroeOak. 526 .H. D. Jones, 132 E. 53rd StreetOak. 829J.J. Magee, 57th and Lake AvenueOak. 933Brink's Office, 6408 W entworth Ave.Went. 574n�w Rj\'�ra £af��409 E. 57th St.Club Rates (8 in Clnb) - $2.50 per week.Combination Lunch, 11 a. m, to 3 p. m . - 10 c.Regular Meals 25 c. each.21 MEALS FOR $4.00.Excellent Service. Experienced Cook.CHAS. ZIEGLER,UNIVERSITY CYCLERYCOR 55TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE.Repairing a Specialty.Reenameling and Remodeling.Wheels Built to Order.AUGUSTA PETERSON,.. [adi�$' Dr�$$makn and eO$tum�r .•----::Oto .. ----Ball, Wedding and Tailor-Made Costumes. a Specialty. -55 I 0 MADISON AVE.� THE W.J.FEELEY CO.6 MONROE ST.c. ICmbleulSIN SILVER, 50 CENTS.Emblems, Badges, Pins. Jewels, etc.Pennants on sale at Univej'sity Press.Mme. Riplev � �LADIES' TAILORING andFINE DRESS MAKING .....344 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST. Chicago.Choice Cigars andTobacco Laundry OfficePorter in at.teudunce(lEO. F. AIKEN•• BARBER .•446 Fifty-Fifth StreetCOR. LEXINGTON AVENUEFirst-class work Formerly 556 55th Streetguaranteed bet. Ellis and InglesideSoutb Park Barb�r Sbop5656 LAKE AVENUEis the place toGet Your Hair Cut, Shave, Sham­poo and Shoes Shined.LAUNDRY AGENGY J. A. GREENE, PROP. II ONE FARE �L?sR$2�OO�RIP·g!ill (fROM CHICAGO $19.50) i![llliJi![Ii National Educ�ti;�al Association UBIlm CONVENTION 1m11B Washington, D·S:���� 7 to 14,1898. IB�F� Baltimore & Ohio Railroad m, JJiB�J(llliJ THE NAT ION A L HI G H WAY. i![llliJI�"m By daylight through the picturesque and historic valley of the I1B� Potomac; with stop-over privileg-es.I] Tickets via the BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD will give you the�'_. choice of two routes. either on the going or return trip, and enable .'mI� you to visit such points as mB'�. � Deer Park, Mountain Lake Park, Harper's Ferry,. Gettysburg, Antietam, Winchester,IB Valley of the Shenandoah, IB5 �1 Etc., Etc.l . SPECIAL N. E. A. TRAINS FROM CHICAGO.I�f'm Call on your nearest Ticket Agent for detailed information, IBH or address, Iu D. B. MARTIN, M. P. T. B. N. AUSTIN, G. P. A. ,J!illr� .... B.��TIMORE. CHICAGO... m]JJiBi![m •• :�: . •••. ·.,.iMllliJIllinois General Agency.THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY'OF NEW YORK.RICHARD A. McCURDY, President:Cash Assets, Over $2z5,OOO,OOOCHAS. H. FERGUSON & SONS,GE NERAL AGENTSTacoma Building, Chicago, U. S. A.�����������:u::u.·�:u.·����������":n;'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.7T.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.'iT.fl;'iT. �i��l� The laraest mcuiufacturers of Athlectic �I��l� and Bicycle St�ppl'ies and uniforms in �I�?l� the uiorld, �I��j� A. G. SPALDING & BROS. ���l� "The Name the Guarantee." �I��l� Official outfitters to the leading college. �I��l� athletic club and school teams of the �I��l� u. S. Euers) requisite fOT Base Ball, �I��l� Athletic Sports and Pastimes. �Thp. �I��l� Spa!ding Offi�ial League Ball ado�ted by �I�,,110: Nat.ional , Ahnor, College and School �I')i"l� Leagues. Base ball Uniforms, Bats, �Io!Fl� Gloves, Mits, Chest Protectors. Shoes. �II�Fl� The Spalding Chain less Bicycle � 1 9 ���l� TheSpaldingBlt�eRacedchain) M�d�lS �I��l� TheSpaldingRoadwheel(chain) �I��l� NEW YOUK. CHICAGO �I�m��������������������mGEO. A. MUGLER,Artistic Picture Frames15 WASHINGTON ST.N. E. CORNER WABASH AVE.Take Elevator .... CHICAGOSpecial Attention Given to Re-GildingWM. J ABUSeH,m¢rcbant tailor272 E. 57th Street, Rosalie Music Hall Building,formerly with Edward Ely Company.A line of Suits and Overcoats made to orderin first-class style and workmanship at rea­sonable prices. Special attention to Ladies'work and Cleaning. Dyeing and Repairing. ]�ff�r$onJl\,tPbarmacyC. W. GOODFELLOW, R. PH., MGR.Corner 55th Street and Jefferson A venue.Prescriptions Carefully Compounded.DRUGS, CHEMICALS AND TOILETARTICLES.DR. E. S. SAWYERDentistTELEPHONEOAKLAND946 252 55th StreetChicagoCollege ofLaw ... LAW DEPARTMENTOFLAKE FORESTUNIVERSITYAtheneeum Bldg... FACULTY ••HON. THOMAS A. MORAN. LL. D., Dean.(Late Justice of Appellate Court.)HON. H. M. SHEPARD.(Late Justice of Appellate Cour t.)HON. EDMUND W. BURKE.(Judge of the Circuit Ct. of Cook Co.)HON. S. P. SHOPE.(Late Justice Supreme Ct. of Illinois.)HON. O. N. CARTER.(Judge of County Court.)HON. JOHN GIBBON�, LL. D .(J udge Circuit Conrt. Cook County.)ADELBERT HAMILTON. ESQ.C. E. KREMER. ESQ. E. C. HIGGINS. ESQ.F. F. REED, ESQ. C. A. BROWN. ESQ.DARIUS H. PINGREY, LL. D.ELl\lER E. BARRETT, E:::lQ., Secretary.Fall :f��a!>d�ih:e�¥�::C��r��. 1897.Diplomas granted on two years' attendanceadmit to bar of this State on motion.Degree of Bachelor of Laws conferred onthose who complete the three years' coursesatisfactory to the Faculty.For further information address the Sec­retary.ELMER E. BARRETT, LL. B.Suite 1501, 100 Washington Street, Chicago.ADVERTISEMENTS.Special Designs and Estimates Furnished if Desired.$ BUY OF THE MAKERS $Store: 14��!Ji�baBhAve. JOHN A.' COLBY & SONS �'aetory: ���g}�zabethStSTATE ST.JACKSON BOUL.STATE ST.AND ANDJACKSON BOUL.\FOUR SPECIALS INBICYCLE = CLOTHINGFor Friday and Saturday, May 27 and 28. I}SPECIAL No. 3-Comes in fine Cassimeres and all shades,Shepherd plaids. Choice of this line $5.00of Bicycle Suits at . . . . . . .SPECIAL No. 4-The finest productions in Imported Serges,Worsteds and Homespuns. This line is thepeer of anything in this market. $7 50Choice Friday and Saturday .. •SPECIAL No. 1-Imported Covert Cloth Bicycle Suits in thenewest shades and colorings, elegantlymade and very nobby. Regular $8.00 $5.00value. Special for Friday & SaturdaySPECIAL No.· 2-Comes in Scotch Cheviots, plaids and pincheck cassimere suits, well made and equalto any $5.00 suit shown on State st. $3 75Special price for Friday & Saturday •Caps to match any suit in our house can be had if desired.