VOLUME VI. NUMBER 27.Thursday, April 21, 1898 ... ofPUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY IN THE YEAR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPRICE, 10 CENTSADVERTISEMENTS.JOHN A.OOLBY &SONSDESIGNERS AND MAKERS OFGood �urrnHa ..llll(e, Iniierriorr \{orrk,". U �hob�iierrin� ".LACE CURTAINS, � DRAPERIES,BRASS BEDSTEADS.148-154 WABASH AVE •••• CHICAGO, ILLFACTORY 44 TO 50 N. ELIZABETH STREETtb¢�£orr¢ttStylu$3.00• inSpringHats •••SOLD BYFIZETTE TAILORINC CO.AUDng��uM WABASH AVE" CHICACOThe generous support of our best families for thepast ten years is conclusive evidence that'Varney'sPhotographsAre Studies ofArt •••Studio: 3937 Drexel Boulevard331 OaklandTELEPHONES: 341 United Make early enqaoementsf01' sittingsChicago Conservatory ....A SCHOOL OF MUSIC� Crraiiorry ANDbrramaiiiQ ArriiAuditorium Building•• Chicago ,. The Best Instructors for all gradesof Students.Low Rates for Beginners. 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STURGES, Agent,849 Marquette Bldg.ADVERTISEMENTS. iii""""" ,,"-The curriculum of tLis school of medicine requires aproper preliminary education, and four years of study incollege, devoted to laboratory, didactic and clinical, in­struction, to recitations and to manual training in theuse of instruments and appliances.Instruction is given in two capacious, well-lighted edi­fices. The new building contains five large laboratories,in which are, conducted the practical laboratory coursesin Anatomy, Physiology and Histology, Chemistry, Ma­teria Medica, Pathology and Bacteriology.'I'he old building is devoted to instruction by clinics,didactic lectures, and bv numerous important practicalcourses in manual training in manipulations and in theuse of the instruments employed in medicine, surgery,obstetrics and the specialties.Manual training in all departments of medicine is aspecial feature of the instruction in this college. Sys­tematic reoitations, conducted in five commodious reci­tation rooms, are regarded as a most important means ofteaching.With over seventy professors and instructors, andwith ample room and appliances, this school is able tofurnish its classes with the most approved systematiceducation in medicine.Physicians and medical students are invited to visitthe laboratories and to inspect the educational appliances of this school.For further information and for announcements applyto the College Clerk or to the Secretary,J. H. ETHERIDGE, M. D., 29 Washington St., Chicago.Mr. Wm. Mark, "I travel and have13 Stonebyres Terrace, Down� occasion to useahill, Glasgow, writes: other folks' pens,and was annoyedat their wretched condition. I got one of your'Swan' Fountain Pens some' time ago, and it hasgiven me perfect satisfaction. It gives me pleasurein recommending it to all my friends."MADE IN THREE SIZES:$2.25, $3.50, $5.00 EACH.Illustrated Price Lists sent on application.If your stationer cannot supply, we will fill yourorder upon receipt of price.MABIE, TODD & BARD,.. Manufacturers ..130 Fulton Street,NEW ,YORK. 152 Monroe Street,CHICAGO ®®®��®®®�®���®®®�����®� ��®®® ���� Cb¢ Uniu¢rsity (:olltgt of �� f m" m�ditin� �� 0 InntSota.... and Surg�ry �� �® The Eleventh Annual Session be- 0o gins Sept. 21, 1898, and continues for �® eight and one-half months. The �® course of study covers a period of four �® years. Laboratory branches are �® grouped in the first half and clinical �® studies in the last half of this period. �� The medical buildings are situated )Ij(® upon the University Campus. Ample �� clinical material is afforded by the' �® hospitals and dispensaries of Minne- �® apolis and St. Paul. �� For information address. �� PARKS RITCHIE, M.D., Dean, �® University of Minnesota, �� Minneapolis. Minn. ��� ��®®®®®®®®�00®�0��®�0�+%. +�+%. The Auditorium Pharmacy +%.+%. +�+%. Makes a specialty of HIGH-GRADE �.+%. +1.+%. PERFUMES at Popular Prices. +�+%. They have the latest productions of +%.+%. the leading Perfume Mancfacterers of +1·+%. the World. +1·+:D �.+%. AUDITORIUM PHARMACY +1·+%. Wabash Ave. and Congress St. +1·+%. �.�. Telephone and Mail Orders Promptly Filled. �.The Hyde Park Floral Co. '%:gjN246 E. 55TH STREET (PULLMAN BLDG.)Weddings, Banquets, Receptions and Funeral Orderspromptly attended to.Choice Plants and Cut Flowers. ���������o Cut Roses a Specialty.Call up Telephone Oak. 523WHEN YOU WANT A CARR lACE.We have the handsomest turn-outs on the south­side. Our prices are reasonable .THE YOUNG AND EXCITABLE.-" Stagg says I'm going to Pennsylvania!"THE OLD AND IRONICAL.-"Well, won't you have time to put on some moreclothes first?"Of stick-pins all the masts were built, the sails were made of dreams,And in the hold from stem to stern were stores of chocolate crearna+­Great stacks of chocolate creams, my lads, to feed their ladyships;He dined upon a kiss or two served up with Yin de Lips.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, APRIL 21, 1898. VOL. VI, No. 27.UNIVERSITY OF GHICAGO WEEKLY.SINGLE COPIES roc.ARTHUR SEARS HENNING.I knew a little lover once, a flirt of wink and wile,Who went a-sailing out to sea upon a fickle smile­The shallop of a smile, my lads, a sea of pink champagne­He swaggered forth to terrorize the sentimental main.The wheel a: wee engagement ring, the breeze his passioned sighsAt setting sail from each hir port with lingering good-byes­Heart-rending, sad good-byes, my lads, enough to last, 'tis said,Until some other Siren Isle was sighted dead ahead,The ropes were made of strands of hair he'd found upon his coat;His log in female hand was writ on many a tear-stained note;On filmy, crumpled notes, my lads, are told the hundred martsOf beauty he'd besieged and sacked, this buccaneer of hearts.He was the captain and the mate, the pilot and the crew;At every port he sank his craft and built it all anew,A brand-new smile and sails, my lads, and eke the ropes and mast­The spoils his latest conquest left another day to last.And thus he sailed the crumply sea and strummed on old guitars;At night he trod the chocolate land and bayed the dizzy stars­'Mid dancing, swooning stars, my lads, beneath a casement gray,He wooed a languorous lady-love till night was splashed with day.But woe, alas, and lack-a-day, the sentimental art;He met a Grecian statue once-she had a marble heart;A Pari an marble heart, my lads, and cheek devoid of bloom­The buccaneer pulled down his flag and sailed away in gloom.He beat his breast and tore his hair, swore thunderous oaths and grim;Great clouds of sail he bent and sped unto the Ocean's brim­The mighty Ocean's brim, my lads, he reached at dark and soonA monstrous billow dashed his bark upon the rising moon.wholly on widows hereafter." Subdued giggles."Look out! I beg your pardon! Have I hurt you?I thought there was another step.""I've dropped a glove! How shall we find it?""Stop a minute up there! Don't walk on us, please!Stop just a minute I" "Never mind, Mr. Lord, we'llhave to let it go. Oh, here it is in my muff I""Thunder 1 Excuse me, but I wish they wouldn'tleave things in the hall! A few more stumbles likethat will finish me. I think I stove in that pitcher.""How many flights is this, three or four? Look,there's a light."A man in his shirt sleeves holding a light-"I'lllight you down the other two flights." "Oh, thankyou!" "Awfully kind of you I" "We're havingsome trouble.", 'Yes. No kindness at all. You see, I have a friendon the next floor whose wife has her mother's ashes-cremated, you know. It's on his account. I wasafraid you'd wake the dead."28r UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.A FLAT STORY.THE C. A. C. CRITIC'S VIEWS.For example, we are confident that the interests ofathletics would. be increased by Stagg's issuing seasontickets to all wearers of the 'C.' A man who hasearned a 'C' is worthy of this compliment from theUniversity. Such an act on the part of the Univer­sity would prove to the athlete that his name and hiswork still live and are appreciated, and in turn hewould feel in duty bound to further in every way thebest interests of the department and the University.Perhaps, however, there are arguments against theadoption' of this policy. As a club, our athletic en­deavors shall have been accomplished when we areinfluential in causing the matriculation of 'prep.'school and high school athletics. Incidentally, weshall endeavor to come out to all the big games. Weadvocate the whipping-post for all students who donot attend the games. Why, if such busy men asSecretary Goodspeed and Prof. Thatcher can alwaysbe there, what excuse, save diphtheria, has the stu­dent for being absent? Every 'bookworm' who re­mains away should be given ten cuts and then'flunked' for over-exertion. Wear patched pants ifnecessary, but never miss a game. In our judgmenthe is a 'varsity hero who has toast and coffee at the'shanty,' sews on his own buttons, misses Vesta Til­ley, steals his neighbor's 'pony,' wears a collar two"Goodnight 1" "Goodnight I" "Goodnight I" cameechoing down from the fifth floor. The dreamers inother parts of the Winona may have felt their spinalcords twist a little, but in flats people don't wake atslight disturbances on the stairs."Whew 1 Black as black cats! We'll bring torchesnext time we play cards with Miss Forrest." , 'Yes,a torchlight pro- oh 1 was that you I stepped on,Jack? Don't you know better than to stop here?" Agroan. "Yes, I do now." "You'll have all sixteenof us falling on you. Go right ahead; you can't failto reach bottom." "I know, but!' d rather not reachit head first.""Sh-h-h! We must be quiet or we'll disturb people.""That's a window, Miss Carey; don't walk outthere. This way to the stairway."Sound of falling body. (The people along the stair­way begin to grow more and more restless.) "Thatyot� Fisher? In the hole as you've been all evening.""Yes; my partner didn't support me. I'll depend, 'Yes, " said the C. A. C. critic to THE WEEKLYreporter, "the Chicago Alumni Club will attend allthe big games, The freshman should register for adouble major in gym. Woe to the 'or man who for­gets to uncover his plebeian head to the graduatemembers of our club. We are a unit in believing thatthe time has come when freshmen shall be freshmen.Oh, no, we do not insist that they should be rolledaround in barrels or be forced to eat red fire, but wefirmly believe in the 'branding system. ' No, not the.hot-iron, Texas-range system, but the 'let-down-a­peg,' 'call-your-bluff,' 'who-are-you?' branding sys­tem. Yes, I could name a dozen freshmen who ownthe University and all affiliations. Their bank will beforced to an assignment when the 'Heavenly Twins,''Old Lengthy,' 'Wee Dave,' 'Bach,' 'Steig,' 'Billythe Leader,' 'Ad.' and a few of tha t type order theirchecks honored.""Have you any criticism to offer upon our athleticmanagement?' ,"No. The C. A. C. was not organized especiallyfor the advancement of athletics at the U. True, thatis one of its many objects. However, we shall neverinterfere with the present management. We shallseek suggestions from Stagg and follow his policy.Of course, we think some things should be changed.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.days, or 'counts ties' toward home at vacation time,yet always answers 'present' at the Marshall Fieldroll-call. Why, I know 'social lights' who didn't hayeanything to eat for a week after the WashingtonPromenade. These same men have never read the'Vigoral' sign on the inside of Marshall Field fence.They risked their life for a waltz, but wouldn't pay a Columbian-half for nine long innings of wildly excit­ing baseball. Tell these lovers of graceful movementto turn out and see 'Eagle Eye' throw to second, andit will prove such a feast that they will require nomore food. for a month. Must catch the' 47, so good­bye. Keep up the good work."THE NOTE = BOOK.The Cap and Gown is being pushed rapidly throughthe press in the hope of getting the books upon thecampus during the early part of May. The managingeditors, Mr. Walling and Mr. Henning, are confidentthat the volume will not only surpass all previous ef­forts in the University, but will be one of the mostartistic creations sent out this year by any college.The drawings and decorative illustrations are to be thefeature of the work. This is the unexpected result ofa rather discouraging beginning, it being noted inthese pages a few weeks since that the editors werehaving considerable trouble in getting artists to con­tribute their sketches. In the literary books the out­come is also far from the predicted result when thefirst copy came in. The verse and prose are especiallygood. Stories and sketches full of campus color havebeen preferred to those of only general interest. Thebinding is to be of maroon buckram stamped in gold.The latest honor which has come to the Universityis the appointment of one of her students to a collegehead professorship. H. Parker Willis, Ph. D., willtake charge next fall of the department of politicaleconomy in Washington and Lee University, Virginia.Mr. Willis took his bachelor's degree from the Uni­versity of Chicago, and last January also took his doc­tor's degree here. As a student of the dismal sciencehe made a brilliant record, and the University as wellas our distinguished department of economics mayfeel confident of an able exponent of the doctrines ofthe latter in this disciple. Mr. Willis was the secre­tary of the Indianapolis monetary commission, ofwhich Prof. J. Laurence 'Laughlin was a member. Hewill probably be the youngest head professor in thecountry.The Chicago-Michigan debate will occur on the zcthof this month. Our team, consisting of Messrs. Baker,Hagey and Ebersole, will oppose the resolution "thatthe action of the senate in rejecting the proposedAnglo-American treaty of arbitration, was wise."This, it will be remembered, is the question which all three members of the team distinguished themselvesin debating at the senior finals last quarter. Mr.Baker has been selected as the man to make the re­buttal for Chicago.The clause in the resolution adopted by the UnitedStates senate last week declaring for recognition ofwhat is called the present government of Cuba metwith wide disapproval among our faculty. Upon re­ceipt of the announcement of that action, Dr. Good­speed circulated the following note, which was tele­graphed to the President:"THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,"Washington, D. C."Recognition in congressional resolutions highlyinexpedient. Earnestly hope President will maintainhis policy."This was signed and sent to Washington Mondaymorning. The signatures include Wm. R. Harper,H. von Holst, A. W. Small, F. F. Gates, J. LawrenceLaughlin, H: P. Judson, T. W. Goodspeed, Wm. C.Wilkinson, Edward Capps, Alexander Smith, W. G.Hale, George H. Mead, George E. Vincent, GalushaAnderson, James R. Angell, F. J. Miller, James H.Breasted, Shailer Mathews, Rollin D. Salisbury, C.von Klenze, F. W. Shepardson, H. A. Rust, John M.Coulter, G. B. Foster, S. W. Stratton, Wm. Hill,S. H. Clark, C. F. Castle, W. D. MacClintock, C. H.Moore, J. W. Moncrief, C. R. Henderson, ElizabethWallace, Edwin E. Sparks.This list shows an almost universal sentiment amongour faculty against recognition of the government. known as the Cuban Republic. It is generally be­lieved that such recognition would be both unneces­sary and unwise. Mr. Judson considers that a recog­nition of the independence of Cuba is not necessarilya recognition of the present government; to recognizethe state is not the same as recognizing the govern­ment under which it happens to be just now. As forMr. Foraker's contention that unless we recognize therepublic we must assume .the Spanish-Cuban bonds, itis thought that a statement so void of foundation inlaw could not have been meant seriously. The actiontrue because so few are willing to spend any time inhelping to make them successful. There are carpingcritics on every corner; let us have some hearty, earn-est workers. R. S. T.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.A recent issue of the West Virginia University Ath­na:um contains a leading article on the head professorof public speaking in that college. This is no other"than Mr. James Primrose Whyte, who used to beProf. S. H. Clarke's assistant in the University ofChicago, and who graduated here in 1896. The Uni­versity may well congratulate Mr. Whyte for the suc­cessful career which the article indicates, for while astudent here he was one of our ablest representativesin intercollegiate oratorical and debating, contests.THE WEEKLY especially congratulates him, for hewas during his undergraduate course a member of theboard of editors.A new local society has been formed at the Univer­sity, which, following the predisposition of severalothers for grewsome animals or parts of animals, hasnamed itself the "Black Dragon." The members areF. R. White, G. L. White, E. A. Palmquist, E. A.Scrogin, C. D. Greenleaf, C. E. Carey, C. W. Mogg ,T. E. Graves, F. C. Hack, E. E. Irons and H. E. P.Thomas. The club is already fully under way withflying colors, hhving the organization of a secret fra­ternity, and occupying a house at 5661 Madisonavenue.Yale has a Kipling club. Some time ago this clubheld a dinner, to which it invited Mr. Kipling. Hesent this note of regret:proposed by the senate would, it is thought, be anunwise and dangerous departure in internationalusage, and one which would bring the United Statesinto disrepute-and which ought to.Hence, when the news came on Tuesday that thejoint resolution of congress did not contain the clausein question, the hearts of the faculty were made glad.One week from next Saturday the baseball teamplays the University of Illinois in Champaign. It isvery desirable that as many students and professors ascan go shall accompany the team, as the winning o�that one game may decide the whole college cham­pionship.If two or three energetic students would take thematter in hand, a large number of students could befound who would go and cheer the boys to victory.If the number is large enough a special rate can un­doubtedly be secured, as it was at the time of thefootball game last fall.It is needless to recall how the Chicago slogan rangout over the Illinois field and sent our boys across thegoal-line for the winning touch-down last fall. Nowis the time for every student to bring out his war­worn megaphone and send the winning run across theplate. Peoria sends word that Bradley Institute willbe represented by thirty lusty-lunged Chicago "root­ers," headed by the veteran Allan Burns. Let usshow our college spirit by making it 300 more.The team has shown itself worthy of the support ofthe student body. The team has more new men thanever before, and for that very reason above all othersit deserves a rousing backing. Let us invade thecamp of the Illini prepared to strike terror into thehearts of its braves, that we may again come hometriumphant with a scalp dangling at our belt.The attitude taken by the person who criticised the"mock congress" in the last issue of THE WEEKLYdoes not seem to be the most fortunate, nor does heshow that acquaintance with the facts which a manposing as a critic should have. The arbitrary rulingsof the chair were intended to represent the high­handed proceedings of Speaker Reed, and did in nowise reflect the ignorance on the part of the chairwhich the critic so much deplored. But why does thegentleman stand off and criticise? Why did he notenter the debate, and by his dignity and importancelend to the proceeding the qualities whose absence hefeels himself called upon to thus publicly lament?The writer is quite correct in saying that such meet­ings often are not what might be desired, and this is Attind ye lasses of swate Parnasses,An' woipe me burriin' tears away;For I'm declinin' a chanst of dinin'Wid the boys at Yale on the fourteenth May.The leadin' fayture will be liter-ature,(Ava moral nature, as is just an' right.)For their light an' leadin' are engaged in readin'Me immortal worruks from dawn till night.They've made a club there and staked out grub there,Wid plates an' dishes in a joyous row;An' they'd think ut splindid if I attinded,An' so.would I-but I cannot go.The honest fact is that daily practiceAv rowlin' inkpots the same as me,Conshumes me hours in the muses' bowers,An' laves me divil a day to spree.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Whin you grow oulder an' skin your shoulderAt the world's great wheel in your chosen line,Ye'll find your chances as time advancesFor takin' a lark are as slim asmine.But I'm digressin'-accept my blessin'An' remimber what ould King Solomon said,That youth is ructious an' whisky fiuctious,An' there's nothin' certain but the mornin' head.Memoranda.Mr. R. N. Kimball spent Thursday in Kenosha.Miss Marion Morgan has returned to the University.Dr. G. B. Foster will give an address at vespers nextSunday.Mr. W. G. Walling returned Monday from a trip throughthe South.Prof. S. H. Clark will take part as reader in the concertof the Apollo Club tonight.Prof. George Vincent acted as judge of the Knox-Illinoisdebate at Galesburg last week.Rev. Jenkin Lloyd Jones gave an address in the chapelon Wednesday evening, April 13.Mr. Lawrence De Graff, '98, is teaching at the HighlandPark Normal College at Des Moines.The Glee and Mandolin Clubs will give a concert at theSheridan Club on the evening of April 21.To-day and to-morrow the Baptist educational Unionholds its annual meeting at the University.The Lake Forest University Stentor says: "The Univer­sity of Chicago has posted a bulletin which notifies studentsthat it is bad taste to smoke near the entrance to buildingsvisited by women, adding that there is no rule beyond thatof courtesy and good sense." This is a new one to us.Mr. Thomas Masters of University of Michigan is the guestof Ray P. Johnson at the Sigma Chi House.Frederick Hyde Lawrence is suffering from a severe at­tack of Bright's disease at the D. K. E. house.Mr. Jack Moran has withdrawn from the University forthis term on account of his work at law school.Sigma Chi entertained Adkins, Beaumont; Brown, Kins­ley, and R. Brown of the Beloit base ball team, Saturday.She-"What do you raise in the South during the rainyseason ?"He-"Umbrellas."-Ex.The first issue of the Albion Recorder since the installa­tion of the new editor, Mr. Newman Miller, appeared lastSaturday.Messrs. Bentley, Myers, Jeffers, and Birchard of Beloit,and Mr. Lawrence of Minnesota State University, visitedthe Phi Kappa Psi House last week.Last Sunday the president of Iowa State University, Prof.Gates, made an address at the evening service of the Uni­versity Congregational church in this city.I had a girl in Mexico,Insect bit her on the toe,Now she's where the lilies grow,Name of insect you may know-Tara- ra- ra- ran tula. Miss Morse and Mlle. Bervait are two new residents inKelly.Students may register for military science for this quar­ter without being required to continue in the departmentnext year. No uniforms will be needed for the spring quarter.Her Greek shaped nose was classic,Her pose was rythmic sweet;I thought her lines were perfect,Until I scanned her feet. -Ex.The Open Court for April contains an article by Dr. 1. W.Howerth, entitled "A Great Social Need." This need is de­fined as a "careful, impartial, thoroughly scientific study ofthe actual facts of life" by the largest possible number ofpersons.A room has been set aside in the hospital belonging tothe medical school of the University of Pennsylvania forthe care of sick students of the University. The room is tocontain ten beds, all of which are to be endowed, and sosupported independently of the University.June 17 has been selected by the Junior college council asJunior Day. The following program will be carried out:athletic exercists at 10:30; dramatic entertainment, 2 p. m.;ivy exercises, 3:30 p. m.; Junior "Prom," 8:30. Ivy poemsmust be handed in to the Faculty Exchange on or beforeJune 1."Nyw, my son," began the father, the next morning."Never mind the lecture, pop; didn't you ever paint thetown ?""Well, my boy, it's a good many years ago-at least fifty.""Fifty years, pop! Don't you think the town needed an­other coat ?"-Ex.Miss Jessie L. Nelson, class of '97, has served her proba­tion of two months in Johns Hopkins Hospital, and havingpassed her examination, has been admitted to the school fortrained nurses. The course extends through three yearsand is very exacting, involving much class-room work aswell as attendance upon patients in the wards.-Ex. MORGAN PARK ACADEMY.The Academy is rejoicing in the prospect of a new gym­nasium, to be built next summer. More particulars later.Thursday afternoon the base ball team went over to Mar­shall Field for a game with the University team, and re­ported a score of 32 to 1, in favor of their superiors.In the game Saturday with North Division High Schoolteam, the Academy team was defeated by a score of 15 to 10.Under the auspices of the Young Men's Christian Asso­ciation of the Academy, Sunday, April 17, was observed asYoung Men's Sunday.One of the most delightful social events of the year wasthe party given by the Columbian Literary Society last Fri­day evening to celebrate their fifth anniversary. ColumbianHall, as banqueting room, was the principal scene of the fes­tivities. Following the banquet came a number of most en­tertaining toasts, with Mr. De Sombre as toastmaster. Thecompany numbered about eighty, nearly all the members ofthe faculty being present, and also several Columbians nowin the University or Lewis Institute, among whom wereMessrs. Palmquist, Greenleaf, Congdon and Hull. The Co­lumbians are to be congratulated on the manner in whichthey entertained their guests, and on the position whichthey now occupy in the Academy life, after five years ofgrowth.UNNERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.air and deprecate their admiration. It will be of nouse to try and correct their impression that you arethe wonder of the whole University, and will be offereda professorship as soon as you take your bachelor'sdegree. Though your themes are never satisfactory, �cling to the purpose of some day writing one that willmake the rest of the class crawl at your feet.It is all very well to talk about conceit having morelives than a cat; true conceit never gets a mortal hurt.On the contrary, a man learns from long practice thesalve that makes it more impregnable than ever.Four years in college, if you carefully avoid courseswhich really require more intellect than fluency oreffrontery, will give you a fund of this treasure, onwhich you may draw for happiness through life.QUADRANGULARITIES.On Friday afternoon Miss Talbot· gave a box partyat the Chicago Orchestra. Those being presentwere:Misses Calhoun, Baxter, Tooker, Addams, Hull, Pee­moeller, Scott, Mr. and Mrs. Miller.THE WEEKLY begs to correct a statement of lastweek which was made unintelligible by an error. B.G. Leake and L. W. Case were initiated into the PhiDelta Theta fraternity on April 8 at the ChapterHouse.The One Thing Needful.ADVICE TO A FRESHMAN.Though you let go everything else, my youngfriend, cling to conceit. I need scarcely remind youthat if this were taken from your life there would re­main little but dust and ashes. Conceit is the sugaron the pill. N ever forget that you were valedictorianof your class, and that the whole town prophecied abrilliant career for you. Believe firmly in your ownremarkable abilities and you will impress the same be­lief upon others. Your professors will feel ashamednot to appreciate your talents, and will rank you highfor your intelligent expression. Send home your bestmarks, because your mother is interested. It isn'tyour fault if she shows them to your friends. Then,when you come home in vacation, put on a modestMr. H. P. Zimmerman, '0 I, has been ini tia ted in toPsi Upsilon.Miss Minnie Lackerstein is wearing the pledge colorsof the' 'Mortar Board."The Ben Butler Club held a banquet at the GrandPacific hotel Saturday evening.The local chapter of Psi Upsilon tendered a "smok­er" to city alumni at Graduate Hall on Wednesdayevening.The sixty-fifth annual convention of Psi Upsilonwill be held May 2-6 at Minneapolis, under the aus­pices of the University of Minnesota Chapter.The grand arch council of the Phi Kappa Psi fra­ternity was held last week in Philadelphia. The localchapter was represented there by John Howard, '98. Prof. E. E. Sparks entertained the members of theWashington House at his home, 574I Monroe avenue,on Thursday evening, April I4. Among those pres­ent were: Messrs. B. J. Wildman, E. A. Palmquist,C. O. Taylor, E. A. Bestor, F. G. Mutterer, V. S.Phillips, A. A. Ebersole, H. S. Axtell, Hugh Leigh­ton, H. E. P. Thomas.(CON'fINUJ-m ON PAGE 288.)UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO . WEEKLY.Schedule of League Games for Chicago.April 28--University of Wisconsin at Chicago.April 30-University of Illinois at Champaign.May 7-Northwestern University at Evanston.May 10-University of Illinois at Chicago.May It-University of Michigan at Ann Arbor.May I8-Northwestern University at Evanston.May 21-Universii:,y of Wisconsin at Chicago.May 24-University of Wisconsin at Madison.May 28-University of Michigan at Chicago.June 4-University of Illinois at Chicago.June 11-University of Chicago at Detroit.Chicago, -4; Beloit, 3.Captain Sawyer, we congratulate you and yourteam. Last Saturday you downed Beloit by cool,steady playing, which showed itself at the most crit­ical of times. Veterans. could do no better than youdid when the bases were full. Your pitchers, prac­tically new men, never lost their self-control, nor didany of your team get the "rattles."Saturday was an ideal day for the opening collegegame. The diamond was in fine condition and per­mitted sharp work by the fielders. The grandstandwas well filled by a good-sized, good-natured crowd,which gave expression to itself in the proper manner.The Beloit contingent, with their yellow bunting andgay, yellow ribbons, lustily supported their team,while the Chicago men, startled from their apathy bythe famous' 'Stig whoop," reached their vocal cordswith one "buzz-saw" cheer.At the start Beloit .had the best of us. Merrifieldwas wild but recovered his control in the second in­ning. In the fourth we bunched our hits beautifullyand won the game. Beloit had a little the best of usin pitchers, but she batted poorly and so lost thegame. Adkins, who did the box work for Beloit, isa brawny box man, while Merrifield and Smith, slightfellows. do all their box work through cleverness.The only drawback the game had from a spectator'spoint of view was the evident lack of team work inthe batteries. The constant running of "confabs"between pitcher and catcher is a bore to any crowd,and there was too much of it Saturday. Leightonand Gardner did our backstop work, and showed tothe crowd that Chicago has a good pair of catchers.As Beloit is recognized as having one of thestrongest teams among the western colleges, the gameof Saturday gives us good reason for expecting to se­cure at least a leading place in the Western CollegeLeage. 286The score of the game was as follows:Chicago. RB P AE Beloit. RBP A EMer'ifield, p. 3b I I 0 1 0 Beaumont, ss . 1 3 3 4 0Herschb'rg'r,cf 0 2 0 0 1 McMaster, c ... 1 o 10 2 1Sawyer, rf ..... 0 1 0 0 0 E. Brown, Ib .. 0 1 7 2 0Clarke, 3b ..... I 1 1 0 1 Adkins, p ..... 0 0 1 1 IMcIlre, 2b.. . .. 0 0 2 2 1 R. Brown, 3b .. 0 0 0 2 1Kennedy, lb .. 1 2 14 1 0 Ferris, If ...... 0 1 2 0 0Vernon, ss.. . .. 1 0 2 5 0 Kinsley, cf .... 1 1 0 0 0Southard, If ... 0 1 0 0 0 Myers, rf ...... 0 0 0 0 0Leighton, c .... 0 0 3 2 0 J effris, 2b ..... 0 1 1 0 0Gardner, c .... 0 1 [> 0 0Smith, p. 3b ... 0 0 0 3 0------ -----Totals .. . . .. 4 9 27 14 2 Totals.. . . . .. 3 7 24 11 3Chicago l 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 *-4Beloit 2 0 0 0 0 I 0 0 0-3Two- base hit-Clarke. Three-base hit-Beaumont. Baseson balls -Off Merrifield, 1; off Smith, 2; off Adkins, 2.Struck ont-By Merrifield, 5; by Smith,4; by Adkins, 8.Sacrifice hit-Meyers. Double play-Merrifield-Leighton­Kennedy. Passed balls--McMaster (2), Gardner. Wildpitches-Merrifield, Adkins. Umpire-Tindill. Hit bypitched ball-R. Brown (2). Place-Marshall ]'ield. Timeof game-Two hours.Athletic .Notes.The Southern Athletic Association will issue its ownbook of football rules this year.The Harvard Lacrosse team has arranged for asouthern trip during Easter vacation.Cornell, Harvard, Princeton, Yale and Pennsylvaniahave adopted a uniform strength test system.Cochems, owing to an operation for apendicetis will,be unable to compete in the Western Intercollegiatethis year.The scores of the Western College League gamesfor Saturday were: Wisconsin IS, Northwestern 6,Michigan 4, Illinois 3·Pat O'Dea, Wisconsin's full back, is anxious tomeet Herschberger in a punting and drop-kicking con­test for the title of champion punter of the west.. .Husting, Metzler, Gregg and Hitchcock, chargedwith professionalism by Michigan and Chicago, wereexonerated of the charge by the University AthleticAssociation.Michigan has organized a team to be called The U.of M. Ineligibles. As the name implies it will includeplayers in the University who are ineligible to play onthe Varsity Team.A divinity baseball team has been organized withWill S. Abernethy captain and Franklin D. Elmermanager. The manager is desirous of arranginggames with other secondary teams in the University.The Academic Athletic League of California heldits eigth semi-annual field day April oth, and amongothers the following records were:Half mile run,Running high jump,Quarter mile run, 2:054-55 ft. 9 in.An article in last Sunday's Times-Herald, giv-Our ing a very full account of the Morgan ParkPreps. Academy, calls the attention of the public toa fact which perhaps has not occurred tomany in the University, namely the close relation ofthat academy to the University. There are manyschools in affiliation with us, but Morgan Park, itshould be remembered, is the academy of our college.Most colleges have their academies so near them thatthey are perennially gladdened by that exhaustlesssource of joy, the "prep." The "prep." is unknownamong us, but that is only because the' 'prep." schoolis so far away that we are not reminded of it. But wehave it, and it is just as much a part of the Universityas the preparatory department of any state University.For that reason we really ought to know more thanmany of us do about Morgan Park, and for the samereason THE WEEKLY is glad to publish such MorganPark news as it can lay its hands on. The location ofthe academy, its dean (Prof. Thurber), its athletics,its libraries, its social and literary life, its exceedinglyhigh position among other academies--these the mem­bers of the University should be acquainted with. Forthis reason we advise every scrap-book fiend to get theUNNERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.UNIVERSITY OF GAICAGO WEEKLY.EDITORIAL BOARD.EDWIN CAMPBELL WOOLLEY, '98, - Managing Editor.THOMAS B. BLACKBURN, '98, - - - Associate Editor.ASSISTANT EDITORS.RALPH LEROY PECK, '98.ALLEN GREY HOYT, '99.NOTT WILLIAM FLINT, '98.WILLIAM FRANCIS MC DONALD, '98.JOSEPHINE TURNER ALLIN, '99.FLORENCE MC MAHON, '99.JOSEPH E. FREEMAN, '98.ROWLAND T. -ROGERS, '00.WALTER J. SCHMAHL, , 00.LEROY T. VERNON, '00.CHARLES H. GALLION, Business Manager.SUBSORIPTION RATE:One Quarter, payable in advance $ _75One Year, (Four Quarters), - - - - - - 2.50-OFFICE-COBB HALL, 58TH STREET AND ELLIS AVE.Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Postoffice, Chicago, Ill.VOL. VI. THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 1898. No. 27.The business managers of the Cap andThe "Cap Gown report that there is a woeful lack aforesaid article in the Times-Herald without delayand Gown." of interest in the success of the annual.Notwithstanding a large amount of per­sonal canvassing, only an astonishingly small part ofthe undergraduates have been found willing to sub­scribe for the book. And in the faculty the managershave found a surprising want of concern in regard tothis, the most important student undertaking of theyear. It would seem that any member of the Univer­sity, either student or instructor, who has a bit ofpride or interest in the undergraduate life of the Uni­versity, would be not only interested but anxious thatan annual, really creditable to the University, shouldbe produced; yet the facts would lead us to supposethat to the majority of both the faculty and the stu­dents it is of no import whether we have an annualor not.One fact in regard to the subscription list is ratherinteresting. While several of our illy-paid, over­worked and hard-drained professors have refused tosubscribe, yet among those who put their names downwithout any hesitancy were Mrs. Ingham, the hostessof the palatial "Shanty," and the worthy Mr. RobertJohnson, of the Ryerson. Physical Laboratory. and paste it in a prominent place-and read it.Exchange editors, who see THE WEEKLYFinding among other college journals, must thinkOurselves. it strange that we dwell so much, editor-ially, upon fixed institutions, while- othercollege papers devote their editorial columns almostentirely to current events. Indeed, the editors of THEWEEKLY themselves, when they look back over boththe present and past regimes, are struck by the fre­quency with which their pens have been moved to dis­quisition and comment upon parts and principles andcustoms of the University-things of which other col­lege papers never think of making special mention. Thefact is that the University is so young that it is like ababy just becoming acquainted with itself, and mak-'ing new discoveries about its own anatomy and OJ gan­ism; or like Mr. Kipling's engines and ships beforethey "find themselves." The University has notthoroughly found herself yet, and until she has, muchof her attention will be devoted to herself, which isnecessary and proper. This is why THE WEEKLY'Spages seem naturally to utter such paragraphs, for in­stance, as the preceding.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.The choir sang two new songs at the last senior as­sembly. The political storm, or something, is tug­ging at the very roots of our fixed institutions.There is a report that those members of the gradu­ating class who enlist will get their degrees even ifthey are called into service before they complete theremainder of their work. It is expected that all themale members of the senior class will enlist.SOCIAL.(Continued from Page 285.)Tomorrow evening, April 22, in Haskell Museumwill occur the April meeting of the Graduate Club.The members of the committee have announced onthe bulletin board, "Readings from Riley and instru­mental and vocal music." From some feeling ofmodesty, we presume, the artists have not been ad­vertised; but we have it from very good authoritythat the reader is to be none other than Dr. H. A.Cuppy, of the University Press, whose ability to ren­der Riley is a source of great pleasure to those whoare fortunate enough to hear him. As for the music,the members of the club are to be congratulated onthe prospect of hearing Miss Agnes Roberts play theviolin and Miss Pearl Lancaster-sing. Miss Lancaster�kes Vitality. 288has gained recognition in Chicago music circles by asuccessful song recital which she recently gave underMr. Burritt's direction at Steinway Hall. We aresure that with such a program, and with the promiseof a good social time to follow, Haskell will be filledwith the members of the Graduate Club on Fridayevening.To the Ladies and House=Wives.N ow is the season of the year that you must look to yourclothing to avoid having it ruined by moths. It will saveyou annoyance and regrets. Take it to the WoodlawnSteam Dye House, 446 E. Sixty-third street.STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, [LUCAS COUNTY. � ss.FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the senior part­ner in the firm of F. J. CHENEY & Co., doing business in theCity of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that saidfirm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS foreach and every case of Catarrh that cannot be oured by theuse of HALL'S CATARRH CURE. FRANK. J. CHENEY.Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence this6th day of December, A. D., 1896.A. W. GLEASON,Notary Public.Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directlyon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. 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The cost of theflats will not exceed that of flats generally, and is muchlower than is charged for many. Besides this there will bea saving in light bills, as the building contains an electriclight plant. A representative of THE WEEKLY was shownthrough the building by Mr. Shields, the manager, and wasvery much pleased with the appearance throughout. Uni­versity people who are fortunate enough to make an earlyselection of rooms or apartments will find this a very desir­ab le home. A first-class cafe will be run in connection andthere will be many of the conveniences of a first-class hotel.Manager shields will take pleasure in showing through thethe building all members of the University who will call.Until May 15th, 1898, with every cash purchase of ourguaranteed $2.50 hats or umbrellas will be given a ticket en­titling the purchaser to a chance to win a beautiful tandem,Rambler 1898-winner to have same privilege of selection asto style, etc., as cash buyers. 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