Graduate and Divinity Halls This Week.�lolum.e II. �umb.er 32.�alJ 24, 1894.of• • • QI;(lnt.ent\\ .•..."$uch Stuff as Dreams are Made of."Sketch-rBy Charles Sumner (pike.Memoir. Prof. Orrin Bennet Clark.Played Under Protest.On to Detroit.The College Note Book.The South Side School.To Yellow! A Editorial.A Tennis Club.Morgan Park Academy.Majors and Minors.Miscellaneous.Ad vertisemen ts.Business Notices.His character of Mantalini had a good dealty say about what he called the "demnitiontotal." That is what counts in every business-the total. A small profit often repeated,makes a man wealthy sooner than all occasional"big haul." In selling Watches, Diamonds, and] ewelry the most money is made by selling at a Young men with moderate incomes who wish toreasonable profit that pays a regular dividend . dress stylishly, and at the same time for little money,day after day. Give us a trial arid be convinced. t114.A4A._"'!bIU"k��" should look at our Tailor�:3 World's Fair Med.iIS� Made Black and Blue Cut-THE TOTAL til forthebest �] til Men's, Boys' and >away Frock Suits and SingleSEE IT? . � Children's Clothing. �tIIV"'II"V¥vv _ _"'-...-v�1lo Breasted Sack Suits that we].are selling Tor $15. Coats cut long and up to date.A merchant tailor would charge you $30 and $35 forThe Dickens-Charles was his first name.STRIC.KLER & GAY,230 E� 55th St., Cor. Washington A've.REPAIRING lIND ENGRIIIIING." "A SPECIIILTY .. ",WEBER & PFEIFERDYERS; AND - - -CLEANERS·MAIN OFFICEAND WORKSHYDE PARK OFFICE. 5619 "'EFFERSON AVE.Gents' Clothing Cleaned, Dyedand Repaired.DYEING AND CLEANING OF LADIES' FINE DRESSESA SPECIALTY.Ia7The University Express Co., basement Cobb Hall, will actas our agents for University. JAMES WILDE, JR., & Co.CHICAGO'S GREATEST CLOTHIERS,� 111111111111111111111111111J1JIJlllw lDIDilmmnBllllrnnln I' �--.--- �N. E. Cor. State & Madison Sts.same. 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One used list of 1894 and IOC. will get... _ .... _" .. _""_,,,,_ .... _ .... _.... you one.S TEAM heat, hot and cold water, gas and electriclights, etc. All modern conveniences. EVERY- 5203=5 LAKE AVE.THING FIRST CLASS.J. L. DOORNHEIN, Manager. ]. B. Needham, Mgr.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Single Copies10 Cents. VOL. II, No. 32.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, MAY 24, 1894."SUCH STUFF AS DREAMS ARE MADE OF."A SKETCH.-CHARLES SUMNER PIKE.It was springtime. A little child, with a hugebunch of sweet-scented lilacs clutched tightly with­in his chubby little fists, sat kneeling at the bed­side of a beautiful, sick woman, patiently awaitingthe awakening. Many, many minutes he had beenwaiting there, a look of breathless anticipation up­on his round childish face, and kisses of tendernessin his eyes."So pretty! 0, so pretty!" he murmured to him­self again and again, with a little sigh of content­ment, as ever and anon he raised himself up on hisknees and peeping over the smooth snow-whitefolds of bed-linen he gazed with silent adorationupon the face of the beautiful sleeper. "So pretty!"he continued to repeat, "so pretty, pretty."For a long time there was a profound silence inthe room, broken only now and then by the deepand heavy breathing of the woman."I wonder if she likes lilacs?" the child sudden­ly said aloud, talking to himself. "I know," hewent on, "she likes violets, an' pansies, an' roses­white ones, I mean; an' lilies of the valley, al1'-"he stopped as if pondering deeply; "an' now," hesaid seriously, "I wonder if she likes lilacs?"-He ceased talking for a moment and began torearrange his big boquet, continuing shortly after­wards in a low whisper; "She kissed me yester­day, �' he murmured, "cause I brought her violets,for she loves em; and then she kissed me the daybefore yesterday 'cause I brought her pansies, 'causeshe loves 'um too, an' every day what I've broughther flowers, she's loved em and kissed me. I dohope," he said after a long pause, "she loves lilacs!"Just then there was a sudden stir in the bed,followed by a long sorrowful sigh from the lips ofthe sleeping woman, soon she streched out herround white arm slowly above her head, and thendreamily opening her large dark brown eyes shedrowsily looked around her."Sweet heart," she said in a low sweet voice,"is that you?"The child larose noiselessly, "yes," he answeredsimply, and stood motionless, his lilacs in his arms."Come nearer, dearest, so I can see you," saidthe woman.The boy drew near and stretched out his lilac­laden arms to her, "I brought these li'acs-" hebegan. "O!" she exclaimed rapturously, "what lovelyLilacs! how sweet they smell! are they all for me?""Yes," replied the child simply, tumbling themout upon her pillow, "all of um!"A tear of joy and of love stood in the eye of thebeautiful woman. "Sweet heart," she said finallyas she took his hands in hers and drew him downto her, "let me kiss you.""My love, my little love," she murmured softlyas her sweet warm breath played gently against hisglowing cheek. "I dreamed of you this afternoon,yes, pet, just of you. It was a pretty dream, sucha pretty dream, shall I tell it, sweet?" she asked asshe pressed her lips close to his."Yes," said the boy as he nestled his curly lit­tle head down close to hers, and tenderly smooth­ed the waves of jet black hair back over her fore­head, "tell it please."The lovely lady encircled her arm about the boymore firmly and then with a kiss began her dream.Exactly what she whispered to him in that gladhour of innocence and love no one except thechild ever heard and perhaps no one but the childwill ever be able to tell. Certain it is howeverthat it was a pretty dream, a beautiful dream! Adream full of love and hope for his future! A dreamdoubtless that would serve to inspire men to dogreat deeds, to love their fellow men, to obey theirGod! Such dreams thi s woman must have certain­ly had sometimes for she was a good woman andhad passed through many sorrows, dwelling "in thevalley of the shadow of death" only to come out ofit as unstained and fair to look upon as a lily of thefield."N ow remember pet," she said as she finishedthe story of her dream, "what my dream madeyou; a true, manly, strong and loving man; aman such as your fellow men shall always delightto honor, and good women shall love unto death,and besides love," she concluded, "you are to bemy boy, all mine, I shall love you always."The boy smiled as she reached the end of herstory, his young heart brimming over with happi­ness. "T' was very sweet of you to dream likethat of me," he said manfully, all the kindness inthe world shining forth from his eyes."Kiss me, my heart," said the woman simply,for his great gratitude moved her and her words2 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.came hard. "Now go away, love," she said at last,pressing her head so close to his that her tearsstained his blushing cheeks, "I must be aloneawhile longer to sleep, sweet, or the nurse willscold."The child arose without a murmur of complaintand left the room. "Good bye, dear," she calledafter him, it was the last farewell she ever uttered,but he had already gone and did not hear.Many, many years have passed and gone sincethat happy springtime long ago, and now bothdream and dreamer have long been dead, whilst theboy has grown up to be a very foolish man, full ofall manner of wickedness, and with nothing of anyapparent good within him.Sometimes however when the lilacs are in blos­som and the year is at the spring, when/his faith inhumanity returns to him and his heart again warmswith the glad glow of purity and innocence, thepretty dream of his youth and the love of the beau­tiful good woman comes back to him once more, andhe smiles to himself and his heart is very glad forhe knows now what a wide, wide world it is, thatlies between a woman's love and a woman's hate.And he laughs as he contrasts her love with theother woman's hate, and his laugh is as the exultantcry of one forgiven, or as the voice of a dreamingbabe laughing in the watches of the night.Coxey Once rtore.A few remarks which I ventured to make recent­ly in the col umns of your paper concerning theCoxey Army, has aroused the ire of a fellow stu­dent, who has "replied" in the leading article ofyour last issue with strange vigor.Friends have advised me not to notice an arti­cle which partakes so much of the nature of a"roast" and so l i ttle of the presentation of fact orargument. But it has seemed to me that, in theminds of some who may have read both articleshastily, I may be placed by his remarks in a falselight and in a position which I am very loth to as­sume; for while perfectly willing to stand responsi­ble for what I did say, I am decidedly unwilling tobe responsible for what I did not say, and for eve­ry thing that my critic may see fit to interpret inmy article. I have therefore judged it due to my­self to venture to trespass again upon your kind­ness.I have the pleasure only of a very slight ac­quaintance with the gentleman in question. But noone could fail to see from the tone of the articlethat its writer is a graduate student. There is thatauthoritative, condescending air which sits so wellon that genus. One would also infer, how justly Icannot say, that he erstwhile grasped the teacher'sferule; for there is a grace and thoroughness in theway he settles vexed questions and annihilates op- position by the mere expression of Op1l11On, whichcould only be begotten of long practice in the artof "squelching" the small school boy.The' 'reply" begins thus, and it is an exampleof the' 'loose" (I borrow the word from him) wayin which he expresses himself, for the article comesfar short of being well written. "My attentionwas called to the article in your last issue' entitled'The Significance of the Coxey Army' by a personwho thought it contained ideas upon which it wouldbe well for students of economics to reflect." What"person" is referred to? Myself or the one who sohaplessly placed my fallacies beneath my oppo­nents eye? The former interpretation seems thenatural one, and it seems to betray the animus ofhis wrath. It is the righteous indignation of thegraduate student in economics against the rash andhapless undergraduate invader; or perchance it isthe newly acquired ideas concerning the "underly­ing principles of the present system of distribution"which burn for expression.I am accused first of acting the prophet. Andthen with exquisite irony he proceeds to "rub it in"by an elaborate comparison drawn between myselfand the prophets of old. Perhaps here we can findin his own case the first flight of a "lively, feverishimagination, unchecked by facts and reason," sim­ilar perhaps to the one which he is so complimenta­ry as to ascribe to me. For I made no "prophesy"or "prediction" whatever, nor made I the slightesteffort so to do; unless the very natural inference besuch that I made when I argued that, since the his­tory of the past shows constant advancement, the out­come of the present disquietude would be advance­ment and not retrogression. Does any thoughtfulperson deny this principle of evolution? What I diddo, and this was the burden of my remarks, was to pro­test against the flippancy with which the Coxey Armyhad been treated and to assert that so widespreadand strange an uprising is an important and sug­gestive thing. If this be "denouncing the people.for their sins; and calling this perverse generationto repent and turn from the error of its ways,"on the part of "our prophet," I plead guilty.He proceeds to quote instances. "They (i. e.strikers, populistic uprisings, Coxey Armies,)prophesy the end of passive endurance," I amquoted as saying. "They prophesy," not 1. AndI do assert that when thousands of American citi­zens, from all parts of the land, arise as the Coxey­ites have done, and march to petition Congress,that it is very natural to infer that the' 'end of pas­sive endurance" is near. Indeed, the end of pas­siue endurance is already come, when people' ariseto petition as Coxey has done, to vote as the pop­ulists have done, and to strike as the laborers havedone."I cannot see the slightest reason for predictingUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.a reign of violence," the gentleman gravely informsus, and implies that I "prophesy" such a reign ofviolence, a period of greater violence in the futurethan now, coupled with bloodshed and anarchy andmanifesting itself in the overthrow of the govern­ment. This is another example of the vaultingimagination of my critic. And here again he miss­es entirely the point which I did make. My pointwas that the present-not the future-is the activeviolent time. I hinted at no laboring of the peo­ple to destroy the government. On the contrary,I held that it was by peaceful means, by this veryCoxey Army which people were laughing at, bystrikes, populisti c victories etc., that the discon­tented were getting what they wanted,-and thatin this lies the significance of these events. I said,indeed, that these (not future) times were "stirr.ngtimes." But does the word' 'stirring, "-especiallywhen used in connection with the words, "theories,""induction," "evolution," "church work ," "litera­t ure," -call up to his l-ively imagination merely vis­ions of gunpowder? I hasten to inform him thatthere are other kinds of "stirring" and that I meantone of the other kind. My critic is further dis­pleased with my childishness in stating that we arenow in one of the' 'great periods of man's emanci­pation, his industrial revolution," which I compar­ed in importance to the Renaissance, the Reforma­tion, and the Revolution. "One would infer," heremarks, "that the writer supposed he had advanceda new idea. This is a fact that I supposed everyschool boy was in possession of." N ow I cannotunderstand how anybody, who is not a blind manand who reads the papers, can fail to see that, notonly not every school boy, but not every intelligentman is a ware of thi s fact. If his remark were true,it would be impossible for the careless views of lifeand of current happenings, which now find dailyexpression on the street and in the papers, to exist.But the part to which my opponent takes the great­est exception is my statement that there is now inprogress "the struggle for the recogni tion of man's- right to his work and the fruits thereof," which ex­pression I used in immediate succession of, and asa paraphrase of "industrial revolution" to expressmare forcibly the same idea. From this the writerinfers that I have expressed some violent antagon­ism to "the present system of distribution" and in­sists that I have "no reason for thus denouncing thefundamental laws of distribution," whatever thatsacred thing may be, and that, having denounced,I am "bound to supply some working rule accord­ing to which a just distribution can be made." Hethen prefaces his own opinion .with a covert thrustat me, thus: "We hear a great deal of loose talkupon the subject of distribution from people- whoh;ve not considered the subject very much,"­strongly implying that he has considered the su b-I 3ject very much indeed. He then drives into a glib,little argument, which smacks strangely of the textbook, about "a simple working formula, which thewriter [myself] would probably lay down." Hisdissertation having nothing to do with my ar­gument concerning the import of the CoxeyArmy interests me here not at all. If I had in­tended or desired to discuss "the fundamental prin­ciples of distribution," I should have done so, andI should have gone about it in a very different way.But the funniest part of it all is this. "He [i. e.,myself] implies that the laboring man does not gethis just share of that which he helps to produce.This is nothing but a bold statement (no longer animplication) without any attempt at proof." Andthen he goes on in his next sentence to admi t that"of course it is freely conceded that in a great manyinstances the laborer does not get his proper share."Just here he has admitted, what is fundamental.For just as long as what he freely concedes is true,just so long will and ought to "the struggle for thefruits thereof" continue.I have now, I think, touched upon all the pointswhich my critic makes, if he indeed makes any.The expression "loose talk" (with which he hasseen fit twice to refer to me) is evidently learnedparrot-like in the school room and while it soundswell, it means nothing, unless one demonstrates byhis writings that he himself is not indulging in loosetalk.My critic seems to have misinterpreted, mymeaning in most instances and I grieve that thisis the case. My article was certainly, if nothingelse, clearly and plainly expressed. As I have asyet by inquiring not been able to find anyone elsewho has so mistaken me, I may venture to hopethat but few besides him, especially among such aslack his "lively, feverish imagination" have foundin it what he has. FRANK W. WOODS.To Yellow!"Here's to thee," Yellow!Perhaps thou wast too gayA color after all.And quite deserved to dieThe death of dogs-Of yellow mongrel curs, perchance,Such was thy fate, and not Maroon,Mad, murdersome MaroonHast ta'en thy place.But here 1 stopFor words too full for utteranceDo trip upon my tongue,And cry for voice.Alas! Alas! Alas!That our base-ball nineCan not attribute the bright "yellow" ballThey played lastweek, to thee, Maroon.And yet not so. But still we wouldThat we had our old yellow back,To fit the playing of the nine!c. s. P.4 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Memoir-Prof. O. B. Clark.In the death of Professor Orrin Benner Clark,which occurred at Ripon, Wisconsin, on the morn­ing of May r ath., 1894, the cause of education sus­tains an irreparable loss. He was a master in hisprofession, and by the power of his splendid attain­ments, his courtly manner, his geniality, his un­failing courtesy, his kindness and gentleness, hisdevotion to his friends, and withal his love of good­fellowship, he won and held the confidence and es­teem of all who came within the range of his influ­ence.A native of Warsaw, Indiana, he was born J an­uary 11., 1850. He early developed a love forbooks, and in the fall of 1865 he entered thePreparatory Department of the University of Chi­cago, and continued his studies in that institutionuntil the close of his sophomore year. During thattime he was a pains-taking student and enjoyed thewell earned reputation of being the most brilliantscholar in his classes. After his sophomore yearhe discontinued his college studies for a time, butresumed them in the fall of 1870 and was graduatedwith the class cf 1872 with the degree of B. A. Incollege he was always popular, and there formedsome of the purest and most cherished friendshipsof his life. He seldom took active part in collegesports, but was keenly alive to all measures tendingto promote college spirit and gave them generousand enthusiastic support. He had rare musical at­tainments; was a worthy member of the Psi Upsi­lon fraternity, and was always a leading spirit inthe social, musical and literary life of the U niversi­ty. He began teaching as Principal of WinetkaAcademy, then under control of the University, in1873. During the next two years he was Principal ofthe Preparatory Department of his alma mater, andat the same time pursued partial courses of studyin the Chicago Medical College and at the BaptistUnion Theological Seminary. In the fall of 1875he became professor of Latin and English in Anti­och College, Yellow Springs, Ohio. Two years la­ter he was called thence to the chair of Greek in theIndiana State University and in 1879, at his ownrequest, was transferred to the department of En­glish there, and so continued with marked and con­stantly increasing success till the close of the col­lege year 1893. During that time, in: the summerof 188o, in company with Professor John C. Free­man of Madison, Wis., and the late Dr. EdwardOlson, he traveled through England and Scotlandand on the continent, and collected much valuablematerial for use in his lectures and class work. Al­so in 1885-6, being granted leave of absense, hetook a special course of studies at Harvard U niver­sity and was awarded the degree of M. A. And toenable him to further pursue his studies abroad, hewas tendered a Harvard fellowship; which, howev- er, he did not see his way clear to accept. He waselected to the chair of English in Ripon College,Wis., in the summer of 1893, and removed thitherin the following autumn. The new surroundingsseemed to inspire him afresh, and although the ma­lignant malady that cut short his brilliant career,soon after began its deadly work, he wrought withtireless energy and showed himself so perfect a mas­ter of his situation, that he at once won the admira­tion and love of his colleagues and pupils. I t isthe testimony of one of the former that "no manever connected with Ripon College, in so short atime gained such a hold upon the faculty and stu­dents and the public."His was an intense and refined nature; and hebrought to his work in the class-room and on theplatform the force of a strong and polished person­ality together with the rich fruits of his ripe schol­arship, broad culture and tireless research. Hislectures in connection with University Extensionwork, covered a wide range of subjects and gainedfor him a high and far-reaching reputation. Hehad a wonderful knowledge of Shakspearian litera­ture; and as a reader and interpreter of the writ­ings of the great dramatist and other English class­ics! he was unsurpassed. He had a deep, clear,softened and finely cultivated voice which he usedwith telling effect in his readings and lectures, andit was a common' saying among his students thatthey could get a better understanding of a piece byhearing him simply read it, than by listening to alecture on it by anyone else. He had a well-nighexhaustless knowledge of books, authors, publishers,editors, illustrative art, etc.; kept hims-elf well in­formed in periodical literature and in touch withthe trend of current thought, and in music, paintingand sculpture, was a reliable and intelligent critic.He was domestic in his tastes, of plain habits;broad in his sympathies and of deep religious con­victions. He despised all shams; had little use formere forms and dogmas; hated hypocrisy and ab­horred a lie. His life was pure, sincere, earnestand trustful; and in his home circle it was as beau­tiful and charming as it was natural and simple."Brave and manly among men, the soul of devotionto his wife and children, his like is hard to find. "In 1874 he married Miss Mary Morris of Warsaw,Indiana, whose similar tastes and true womanlyqualities were to him a constant inspiration andhelp. She survives him with their two childrenDwight Freeman, a bright-browed, manly boy, no:preparing for college at Ripon, and a charmingyoung daughter, Gwenn Marie.RICHARD B. TWISS.The WEEKLY goes to press too early for theNorthwestern game but will give a complete accountof it next week.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.The College Note Book.It was about half past seven in the evening, clear,cold and delightful. I was hurrying homewardthrough the crowds of theatre- goers, debating, as Idodged along, whether to spend my last clime forpeanuts, patronize the hot chocolate at Thompsons,or ride home. Chance decided for me. As I turn­ed from crowded Washington Street into quiet "PieAlley" I nearly fell over a diminutive street Arabstanding by the corner. At once he began to weep.('Boo-hoo," he blubbered, "mister, gimme tencents to start me in papers, wont yer?" It wasspoken between sobs, and so pathetically that I in­stinctively reached for the lonely dime. SuddenlyI thought of the time when I, too, sold on a citystreet, and my hand remained in my pocket. "Holdon Johnnie," I said, "If you were really broke andwanted to start again, any kid on the street would.start you." His sobs burst forth afresh. "Outwith it now. What theatre do you want to go to?"A sudden radiance overspread his features as hemade a jab of his sleeve across his face and said,"I wants to go ter de gran' museem." As I hadtried the same thing myself in early days I took himin tow as an inherited duty, and saw him happy inthe possession of a ten cent seat. A week later theincident was entirely forgotten. Again in the ear­ly evening I elbowed my way past the Herald office.Someone tugged at my sleeve. It was my raga­muffin, holding out a couple of papers. "Well,Johnnie, how's the play?" I asked smiling at the rec­ollection. "Gee whiz, mister, it wuz way outersight. Free fellers gits killed. Yer jes' ought tergo yerself. Here's de intrus fer de tickets." Hecrowded the papers into my hand, and was off toopen a carriage door at a hotel opposite ..* **He is versed in every language, he is up in all the news,He has seen the world more widely than a dozen wanderingJews.He seems to have all Bradshaw and all Baedeker at call,And assures you that the place you didn't see, is best of all.While you stand in breathless wonder, and the Matterhornadore,He announces how It struck him when he made this tourbefore.He is always prompt to dinner when he takes an ocean trip,And he gives the Captain points about the conduct of the, ship.He explains a thrilling drama from the moment it's begun;He has heard this opera scores of times, and thinks it vilelysung.1 t's the la test necktie that he wears, the going song he sings,He's chummy with the Prince of Wales, he knows the WallStreet kings,He's the idol of the ladies, he's the beau of every ball,Oh saints above preserve us, from the man who lcnows it all.* * *A cousin of mine has a small son of seven yearswho is a source of unending joy to all who have theprivilege of his acquaintance. His knowledge, in 5its depth and extent is second only to his desire forfurther attainments. History is one of his favoritepursuits, but just at present mythology is claimingmost of his attention. A day or two ago I wentto see my cousin and on asking for the children wastold to go right up to the nursery. Passing thehalf-open door of the bath room I heard strangesounds issuing therefrom, and caught a glimpse ofthe object of my search, which caused me to enter.In the middle of the bath-tub, standing with out­stretched arm in afootofvery soapy water, he stood,draped voluminously in yards and yards of whitetulle, exclaiming with fine dramatic ardor to his ex­ceedinglybuxom nurse i-c-v Away! away fair nymph!I am Aphrodite and these are the waves from whichI arise." I retired precipitately for he was so earn­est that I' couldn't bear to laugh at him, and laughI must. Half an hour later he came into the libraryclothed in his right mind, and with his most capti­vating smile asked me to please to tell him about. the Punic wars.Poetical Provision.I wrote her a verse,Indited "Felice;"(What could have been worser)I wrote her a verse.Then I ordered a hearse,And a slab, "rest in peace;"I wrote her a verse,Indited "Felice. "c. s. P.Onto Detroit!The WEEKLY would like to see a large delega­tion of students accompany our ball team to De­troit, May 30. It will be an important game andthe success of our team will depend to some degreeupon the support it has in the grand stand. Uponinquiry we find that the lowest club rate that canbe obtained will be $ 10.90 each for a party of twen­ty. It has been suggested that a purse be raisedamong the students and professors to lower thisrate provided a large party can be obtained to go.In accordance with this suggestion the WEEKLYwill give $2.00 for each person who will go, up tofifty, thus reducing the expense to $8.90. Othersare considering the matter and the subscription to­gether with the amount the fare is reduced will beannounced on the bulletin board from day to day.The WEEKLY has been promised a special car bythe Wabash, the most direct line, which will leavethe Polk Street depot, Tuesday afternoon at 3o'clock and arrive in Detroit at IO o'clock, return­ing Wednesday night. Efforts are now being madeto secure reduced rates at the hotels. All whowish to join the party will leave their names at theWEEKLY office or with W. M. Kelso. Now let eve­ry one boom the excursion and make it a success.and enterprise amongst the students of a U niversi ty.It is the life of athletics. It is vital to the prosper-6 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLYcOF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.PUBLI.SHED WEEKLY IN THE INTEREST OF THE STUDENTS like an engine without steam. With it all goes well,i ty of social life. A student body lacking spirit isMANAGER, C. H. GALLIONEDITORIAL BOARD:HENRY C. MURPHY, MANAGING EDITORE. A. BUZZELL GEORGE LELAND HUNTER C. S. PIKEMAUDE L. RADFORD JOHN LAMAY T. W. MORANMISS FRANCES WILLISTON P. F. CARROLLAdvertising and Subscriptions, WILBER M. KELSOSUBSCRIPTION RATE:One Quarter,One Year (Four Quarters), - $ 75- 2 50Advertising rates made on application,Address all communications toUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY,58th St. and Ellis Ave., Chicago.Entered as Second-Class Matter at the post office, Chicago, Ill.WHEN the Chicago University was founded itwas decided to do .away with classes, thepresent Academic and University collegesystem being substituted. Such a departure froma precedent adhered to by every other Americancollege, was naturally a great surprise to the collegeworld. Last year some of the classes attempted toorganize into distinct bodies but such organizationswere discouraged by those in authority. U ndoubt­edly our present system, dividing the year into fourquarters and permitting a student to enter or leaveat the beginning of anyone possesses many advan­tages over the old one year plan. But why do awaywith classes? Are they not desirable? Since thefirst there has been little or no college spiri t andfellowship amongst the students. A surprising lackof energy and enterprise has characterized our stu­dents body. It is now a much n;ooted questionhow to introduce college feeling. The presentmovement in the U niversi ty college is the outcome.But why is the absence of college spirit so notice­able here? It is not so in other colleges. Theyare all, down to the smallest of them bubbling overwith college enthusiasm. The reason is that wehave no classes. College spirit is the direct out­come of class spirit. Where class feeling surgeshighest, there is the most college feeling. It isneedless to dwell upon the necessity of such spirit without it there is no progress. The stagnation inathletics here has been due altogether to a lack ofenthusiasm. How to overcome this defect in anotherwise' glorious institution is a question whichconcerns us all. Let us unite in advocating the or­ganization of classes. Let the senior be proud ofthe figures '94 which appears after his name.Let the junior gaze with conscious exaltation on hisclass pin with a large number '95. Let the sopho­more guy the freshman and let the freshman beglad he's in the University. When things are thusthe true Chicago spirit will reign in the U. of C.Moreover the class system is perfectly consistentwith the college plan. The only possible objectionto it is that students would constantly be changingclasses and that is a very weak one. The greatmajority of students, more than three-fourths followthe beaten path studying nine months of the yearand taking vacation during the summer quarter.This being the fact there is absol utely no reasonwhy we should not at once proceed to organizethe different classes. Then will be college spirit,then will the enterprise and push characteristi c of Chi­cago enliven our students, then will Chicago be inall respects a representative U ni versity.FRIDA Y last our ball team went to Champaignto fill a date with the University' of IllinoisCI ub. The game was played in a fierce windand good ball-playing being impossible the scoreran up into the teens. How it 'remained solow no one knows. According to the scorers of theU. of I. the Champaign men won 18 to 17. Ac­cording to Stagg, who scored for Chicago, we won17 to 16. Stagg admits that his score may be in­correct hut he maintains that if it is, the Illinoisteam batted out of order in the second inning. Ifthis was done a protest should have been made irn­mediately. Our players maintain that the Illinoisteam sent but six men over the plate with runs,but eleven men having batted in that inning andtwo having been left on bases, the Illinois scorerscredited their team with eight runs. A mistakewas made by our management in not providing ascorer for out of town games. Mr. Stagg has allhe can manage in looking after the players and forthis reason could not be sure of his score in theUNIYERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.Champaign game. The trick of scoring runs which JUNE first the annual meeting of the Westernwere never made is an old one and as our team College Press Association will be held in Cobbseemed" easy" the Illinois people took us in. The Hall, the University of Chicago. Papers whichold story of the countryman being taken in by city are members of the association are requested toswindlers is reversed. The players from the west- send two delegates to the meeting, the editor electern metropolis were made fools of by the agricultur- for the next scholastic year and the retiring editor.ists from the State University. The laugh is on us If possible other editors should be present. as a fullthis time and all kicking should cease. If the urn attendance is earnestly desired. The athletic meetpiring was so bad as to call down the wrath of eve- to be held in Chicago June second should be an in­ry Chicago player and even some fair minded pro- ducement for large numbers of college men to comefessors from the U. of 1., why did not our manager . on at that time. It will be possible to get large re-insist on having two umpires or at least a non-par­tisan? Teams which have visited Champaign informer years have not always been accorded thefairest treatment possible. Why then did not themanagers of our nine provide for every possible con­tingency. Chicago must not be known as a kick­ing college. The contest in June should demon­strate the superiority of one or the other U niversi­ty and judgemnt should be reserved till then.THE Triangular meet to be held at the southside ball park May 25th, to-morrow, deservesthe support of every student of the University.Lake Forest and Northwestern are reported as hav­ing strong track teams and results of the local meetof the former University held last week would seemto confirm that report. Northwestern athletes havebut recently gone into training and this taken inconnection with the bad weather of the past weekshould make our team hopeful. Under the direc­tion of careful and efficient trainers our team hasworked conscientiously and well during the pastseveral weeks and the outlook for victory is bright.In Hollaway, Mandel, Lamay, Sherman, Law andHubbard, we have remarkably good runners andcreditable representatives of our University. Of the. other members of the team who deserve mentionfor their hard work are: Sincere and Barnes whowill be entered in the mile walk. Steigmeyer­standing high jump; Behan, Mandel and Church­running broad jump; Wyant, running high jump;Raycroft and Sass have worked hard at the hurdlesand are both speedy men. The pole vaulters areEwing, Chase and Pintowsky. The bicycle riders whohope to carry off the honors are Bliss, Barrett andBachelle. With fair weather there should be a largefollowing of Chicago students at the games. BothNorthwestern and Lake Forest will send large dele­gations and Chicago must not be without a goodlycrowd to cheer on her representatives. ductions in railway rates at that time and westrongly urge our fellow editors in the associationto take advantage 'of the low fares and attend thepress meeting. The possibilities of the lively West­ern College Press Association are great and if theright spirit is shown by members it will not be longbefore we shall have an organization of which weshall all be proud. Papers not members of the as­sociation desiring to enter should send delegates tothe convention. Western college papers will pleaseannounce the change of ,date from May zoth. toJune 1 st.ON PAGE VI of advertising the coupon call­ing for number six of the set of WEEKLYpictures may be found. The photographoffered this week is that of Graduate and DivinityHalls. This picture is perfect and is sure to be aspopular as those which have already been issued.Bring twenty cents and one coupon to the WEEKLYoffice and get this beautiful photograph.Played Under Protest.U. OF C. 17. U. OF 1. 16.With the wind blowing a gale across the fieldand the weather much more suited for foot-ball thanfor base ball, the University of Chicago defeatedthe U ni versity of Illinois on the grounds of the lat­ter at Champaign last Friday.The game was characterized by terrific hittingand brilliant field work on both sides. The batterywork of Nichols and Pike at the beginning of thegame was exceedingly weak but after they had suc­ceeded in warming up both got down to businessand played good ball throughout the remainder ofthe game.Illinois came to bat first but went out in one,two, three order on short hits to the infield. Chi­cago then took a turn with the willow and with safehits by Atkinson, Nichols and Abells, a base onballs and two errors succeeded in piling up fourruns. 78 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKL,YaIllinois then came to bat again, and assisted byPike's four successive passed balls and hit off Nich­ols, scored six runs (Stagg's score) before beingretired. But just here the dispute comes in and thetwo scores disagree. The Illinois score claimingthat eight runs instead of six were made in the sec­ond inning. I t was not until the last half of theninth that Chicago after supposing they had wonthe game by scoring three successive runs withoutan out, were made aware of disagreement in thescores. Then Capt. Nichols protested and aftermuch disputing the game was finally resumed underprotest, there being no one out, and a man (Nichols)on first, the game still looked good for Chicago.But just here one factor was for. the first timebeing forgotton, and the umpire, who all throughthe game had gi ven decisions that were far fromfair and were very detrimental to Chicago, was givena final chance to distinguish himself. This is howhe did it.With Nichols on first, Pike knocked a hard groundball down towards the short stop who after fumb­ling it for some time, threw to second to catchNichols on a force, but Nichols in the meantime wassafe on second and Pike was at first. Much to thesurprise of everyone there the umpire declaredNichols out.A protest was again made, this time on theground of the umpiring, after which the game wenton, but no more runs were scored. Chicago how­ever maintained that the victory was hers by a scoreof 17 to 16, and here the matter rested.It was clearly shown later that just eleven menhad gone to bat for Illinois in the second inning,three had been put out, and two left on second andthird respectively, leaving but six runs possible toscore.Following is the score by innings:Illinois 0 6 I 0 () 0 0 0 0-16Chicago . . . . .. . . . .. · 4 0 0 4 0 I 2 3 3- 17A Dead Secret.One day amid my boyish pranksI stole a kiss. The secret's dead.For as I softly stammered, "thanks,""Don't mention it," she sweetly said.c. s. P.W. C. Vaughan and F. C. Smith of the U niver­sity of Chicago, passed through to-day noon ontheir bicycles. They left Chicago last Wednesdayand went by the way of Rockford and Freeport toClinton, Iowa, covering a distance of 157 miles.Leaving Clinton this morning they arrived here at12 o'clock. They expect to reach Chicago to-night.They are both young men barely over twenty. Inthe .enti re trip they covered 3 I 2 miles.-Sterling(Ill.) Standard. Morgan Park Academy.The Y. M. C. A., meeting of last week was ad­dressed by Mr. E. B. Johnson of Moody's Institute.Professor Cornish and the members of the bot­any class spent a part of Thursday afternoon in thewoods near Beverly Hills in search of specimens foruse in class room.On the morning of Saturday, the r z th, the FirstTeam lost a game of ball on the home grounds to theHyde Park nine, the score being eleven to thirteen.The second Team was beaten in the afternoon bythe Auburn Park High School nine by a score ofsix to eight.Our field day exercises will be held May joth.There will be the usual list of events. In the latterpart of the month there will be a tennis tournamentthe finals of which will be played on the morningof field day. There will be one of the best baseball games of the season in the afternoon.Excellent photographic views of the Academybuildings and grounds may be obtained by clippingthe coupons from the WEEKLY as they will appearfrom week to week and paying twenty cents each,the exact cost of the views when purchased in largelots. The first coupon, that for Blake Hall will bepublished next week. Mr. Hull or Mr. Mullen willbe able to give information as to when the picturemay be obtained.The following are the students who have comeinto the Academy during the Spring Quarter:Misses Harvey, Knowles and Lillian Sausman,Morgan Park; Misses Reid and Reynolds, Maquo­keta, Iowa; Miss Davies, Menlo, Iowa; Mr. Lyman,Morgan Park; Mr. Vehmeyer, Chicago and Mr.N arber, Sturgis, Michigan. Two of the old stu­dents, Miss Cleveland and Mr. Thornton who wereout of school the first term of the Spring Quarterhave now returned.The Student's Union of the spring quarter, un­der the auspices of the Philolexian, Stephanotisand Columbian Literary Societies, took place Fri­day evening. It was a success in every particularexcepting that, on account of the threatening wea­ther, the attendance was somewhat smaller than hadbeen antici pated. Those taking part did credit tothemselves and their societies. The program con­sisted of the introduction by Miss Ada Rainey,essays by M. A. Quinn, Miss Bertha Steig and C.E. Carey, orations by G. A. Dudley and H. W.Hamilton, original poem by F. S. Johnson and apaper by Mi ss Helen Barnhart. Music was furnishedby Miss Georgia Werner, a quartette and the aca­demy orchestra.Mr. Ramsey has been confined to his room atthe Barry during the past week with an attack ofmalarial fever.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WEEKLY.A Tennis Cup.It is suggested that a general subscription be ta­ken in trifling sums for a rich tennis championshipcup. The plan proposes this to be of a value ofabout $70 and of a sufficient size to bear the namesof the winners of the University championship seriesfrom year to year. Of an appropriate shape anddesign, this cup, remaining at the University, wouldbe an honorable memorial of the men who go by inthe years, skilled with the racquet. When the newgymnasium is built it could be placed in a suitableposition . The tournament for the varsity champion­ship will take place early in June.The South Side School.Since the S. S. Literary Society was organizedsome three weeks ago it has increased from fivecharter members to a membership of twenty.R. P. Smith, one of the principals has left theschool to spend the summer in Germany.The new Chemical Laboratory and the new rec­itation room have recently been completed andare now ready for use. C. B. K.Majors and Minors.$90 has been used in purchasing medals for thewinners irr the track contests to-morrow.Prof. William Cleaver Wilkinson has returnedafter an absence of two months in California.Vogeler Bros., our engravers, make a special tyof college work and will make special rates to col­lege publications. Our exchanges will do well toget his rates.Thirty thousand dollars have been added to the$1,000,000 current expense fund of the Universityby three Chicago persons, whose names are with­held by request.Prof. Moulton leaves the U ni versity in June togo to Chautauqua, where he delivers his lectures.and then goes to England for a brief stay, returningto the University next fall.The cool weather of the past week will dou bt­less make the social and dance to be given at theHotel Barry next Saturday evening, one of themost enj oyable of the series.The second team under captain Spear has ar­ranged for several games, commenceing with thatwith the Chicago Academy last Tuesday. Thesecond team has been playing good ball.The coupon this week is for the Graduate andDivinity Halls. These are three beautiful buildingsand form the extension to Cobb hall. They are allgiven in one picture and may be had for one couponand 20 cents.Mr. Stagg wishes it understood that he did notbase his protest to Champaign's claim of victory lastFriday on the score, but on the umpiring, which 9was of the yellowest kind. The umpire, Bush, wasa student of the University of Illinois.The Spring meeting of the University Unionwas held in Kent Auditorium, Friday evening, MayII. Papers were read by Miss Jessie Jones of theGermanic Club, on "The Home of the Indo-Euro­pean;" by Miss Florence Wilkinson of the EnglishCI u b on "The Building of a Tragedy," and by Mr.I. W. Howerth, of the Social Science Club, on "ThePresent Condition of Sociological Thought in theUnited States." Music was furnished by Mr. MaxKarger and a reception followed the program.The Atlanta Constitzaio« of recent date in copy­ing from the WEEKLY Miss Radford's story' 'TheConversion of Caroline," makes the following com­ment: "This clever little story' Caroline's Conver­sion' which appears in today's paper, is written byMiss Maud Radford who spent her early school daysin Virginia where she learned the dialect of theVirginia mountaineer in which this bright, humanlittle story is written. The story was also reprintedby the Chicago Evening Journal, The Buffalo Newsand several other papers.Notice.Owing to the demand for rooms for the Sum­mer Quarter, students now occupying rooms whichthey wish to retain during the Summer Quarter arereq uested to notify the Registrar as soon as possi-ble. H. B. Grose, Registar.BUSIN ESS NOTIC ES.Gents' Fine Shoes: Repairing a specialty, at A.Baker's Store, 554 55th St. All work guaranteed. Giveme a call. 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Arepresentative competent to give estimates will call at anyaddress on notification to�"'he Wir1dermere,56th Street and Cornell Ave. Tel. 338, Oakland.--------- ---- "STYLISH GOODS IN BLACK."THE I UNIVERSITY � TAILOR*CRJTT6NP6N*27 Wabash Ave., cor. Lake St.MADISON AVENUE LAUNDRY ·:·JOHN W, W[STON PRINTING HOUSt .:.6022-24 Madison Avenue.First-class Starch W ork............ at Popular Prices.We make a specialty of Family Laundering-Washed, Ironed and ready for use at a pricelower than you can have it done at Home.I[ given a trial we will call and deliver yourLaundry. Send us a postal card, or call atLaundry Office.SPECIAL INDUCEMENT to Professorsand Students of the University. Laundry maybe left at the following places:University Express Co., Basement of Ccbb HallRoom 143 S. Divinity Hall. Room 72, Mid.Divinity Hall. Room 16, Snell H:.;LlI. BLUE ISLAND, ILL.r riljter8 GU?d * *==--- r ubli8Qen)SOCIETY PRINTING,GENE RilL BOOK IlND JOB PRINTINGTECHNICIlL PIlMPHLET IJIORK.illustrabon m !all \rl1!ooern \rl1!et�oosJOHN W. WESTON,44 Lakeside Bldg. CHICAGO�ADVERTISEMENTS VlWRIGHT, K&V & CO.Importers andManufacturing Jewelers ....Detroit, Mich.FRATERNITY BADGES. p���fJ�:FULTON: : MARKET IS. E. cor. 55th and Monroe Ave.Fine Meats and VegetablesSpecialty in Vermont a nd Elgin Cream­ery Butter, and Fresh Eggs.A. PEARSON_,294 East Fifty-Fifth Street.Dealerin Wall PaperInterior Decorating, Painting, Calcimining.Paper Hanging and Glazing.T. C. BOWEN. JOHN R. GATES.T. C. BOWEN & CO.Undertaking Parlors39 I 3 Cottage Grove Ave.Telephone, Oakland 845.�urltt �rotlxtrStCheapest and BestWholesale. 1'\.� � � T� FS. n(\i'\and RetaIl 1.�...L.L:"'"i�..t::\._ .J..In Hyde Park.5442-44 Lal{e Ave.Tel., Oakland 987.652 65TH ST_F. LEONARD_,Wholesale and Retail Dealer inPure Country Milk and Cream5314 Monroe Ave.,HYDE PARK, CHICAGO.All Orders Promptly Filled.Edwin F. Daniels. c. W. Campbell.EDWIN DANIELS & CO.CO_A_L...... AND ......355 Dearborn St., Chicago.Telephone, Harrison 46J. W oodla wn Ban k342 E. 63d Street.This Bank is open for the transaction ofa general deposit, draft, loan and discountbusiness.Students wishing small loans will re­ceive as courteous treatment as anyone.Your patronage solicited.S. W. CONNER, CASHIER.N. B.-Safety Deposit Vaults to rentby month or year.The Isabella Apartments.L� ARGE south and east rooms, single.and en suite. $10 per month and up­ward. Single rooms, $ 1. 50 per week.HOT BATHS. CAFE. TERMS LOW.COR. 61st AND OGLESBY AVE.Tel. 104 Oakland.rvi. CHRI�TV �£lectriciGtfj � LOC�8rljitQElectric Bells.Burglar Alarms..5222 Lake Avenue. DO N 'T READ THIS!Ten 15c Shaves for $1D. D. ORSER,Successor to LOUIS H. KREITER,57th and Lake Ave.Established 1888.THEO. RACK_! [L]'Ieat laFKet I �l:) Something NEW in Photography I25 Cents for 12 Photographs.Send your Photogragh and get 12 copied, andhave then returned in ten days, with the photo­graph you send. No tin-types copied.F. J. WALSH,353 PERRY ST TRENTON, N. J.Special Rates to Clubs.5649 Cottage Grove Aveuue.GEO. N. TOFT.UNIVERSITY GROCER...•C......CCI..: PARKER BROS.,LIVERY AIliD BOARDING STABLES5317-25 LAKE AVE ..., Tel. OAKLAND 835 .•(IIs.E �OOK fiERE !P1'{ESSINGCLEANINGDYEING ANDREPAIRINGof Clothing. Drop me acard or leave word at thevVEEKLY office and I willcall for goods. Store at342 E. 63d s-; 432 47th St.C. J. PETER"iON.CATARRH HAVE YOU GOT IT. If flO, try my Medicine.It is a sure cure. Try it and be convinced. Youwill never regret it. Sent by mail to any ad­dress Price One Dollar. JOHN P. HORR,125 Clark St .. Chicago, Ill. send for Circular.·Vll ADVERTISEMENTSPark GOOD. LUCK. LAUNDRYIsland Picnic grounds. IIThese beautiful and popular grounds at Mo­mence, on the line of the Chicago de EasternIllinois R.R., have undergone extensive al terations and improvements. and will open earlyin June for the season of 1894.'I'he same careful supervision of the groundsand special attention to this feature of thecompany's traffic, which combined have given1 sland Park its wide reputation and g reu.t po­pularity, will be continued, with an effort tomaintain its high standing as an outdug pl acefor societies and orguntaat i.ms of t.ue betterclass. No Sunday picnics u nd no su.le of in­toxicants. Date book now open for the season.Application to be made to Charles L. Stone,General Passenger Agent, C. & 1(, 1. H.. R,Room 608 �.Jlsworth Building, 355 DearbornSt., Uhicago.The "Elite"MillineryE. H. MAY & CO.N. E. Cor Jefferson Ave. & 57th Sf. .s:in wear and tear on the soul.L. J. de Swarte, in Steward Hammond's of­fice, is prepared to do all sorts of typewritingand reduplicating work at lowest market rates.Dictation taken, if desired, on the EdisonPhono�raph.Mr. de Swarte has the agency for this wonder­ful instrument, and will be pleased to exhibitthe machine to those interested.SOPER SCHOOLOf Ora tory, Elocution,____ and Delsarte17th Year. (Incorporated). Completeor partial course. Diplomas grantedMethods modern, thorough, practical.Able and experienced teachers in eachdepartment. Send for catalogue.HENRY N. SOPER,26 Van Buren St., City.BICYCLES!SOUTH SIDE BICYCLE EXCHANGE,North Entrance Hotel Building,275 57th StreetBARGAINS IN NEW AND SECOND HANDWHEELS.Repairing a Specialty, in all its branches.Remodeling, Renickelin g , Re-enameling, etc.Very Moderate Charg·es.WHEELS. FOR. RENT.CROWN PEN CO. FOUNTAIN AND GOLUOPEN MAKERS.78 STATE STREET,CHICAGO.IN MACHINERY HALL AND WORLD'S FAIR.CHICAGO.1893.MANUFACTURERS8UILDING I ItRON! lUID TItLE DRAIW!A�EU· it m d <r ltd 1196:: Fifty-Fifth :: Street,... myerS) y I ra e 190 ici e ... Near Jefferson Avenue,Chicago.A. McADAMS,Successor toJ. COODE & co.,COR. o3D ST. AND KIMBARK AVE.Having my greenhouse so conven­iently situated, I can supply anythingwanted in the way ofDe.corations, Fresh CutFlowers and Plants,on the Shortest Notice. Orders byTelephone will have prompt atten­tion....... 'PhOlle, Oakland 863 ......E. E. MHRTIN,,,,--Landscape andArchitectural '* ®Photographer.Interiors of Residences a Specialty.I03 E. A.dams St., CHICA.GO.HYDE PARKSili)' : Ij'SI�II,292 55th Street.IgE �REA� ...... The Best QualityFOR ICE CREAM SODAWe Use Only the Pure Juices.�Everything Our Own Make.J. KUPFER, Manufacturer.FRED STRAUSS,ST�F{ :E>Y� We_)�F{S.Gents' and Ladies' goods Cleaned, Dyed andRepaired. French Dry Cleaning a specialty.Orders called for and delivered. Main Storeand Works, 306-400 Lillcoln A.ve.Telephone, L. V. 66. Branches, 174 53d St.,Hyde Park, and 3507 Indiana Ave .• cor 35th St. [Established 18lh]NELSON & CO" Proprietors,5209-521 1 LAKE AVE.,Branch: 269 57th Street.J. H. WILSON & BRO.PLUMBERS AND GAS FITTERSTelephone, Oakland 206.Cash Paid!For Second-Hand College andHigh School Text Books.FULGHUM'SBook StoreStationery and Periodicals29 I 55th StreetBetween Monroe and Madison A venues.TEL. 854 FRANK H. WATKINS, MGR.Mrs. Wm. WatkinsUNDERTAKER-AND-Professional Embaltner.Office and Showrooms:5131-5133 Lake Ave.Established 1878.H. M. ROLSTON... DEALER IN ....FIN(D zwFUNERAL FURNISHINGS534:7 Lal{e Ave., Tel. 0.852.PULLMAN, 4 and 6 Casino BIg, Tel. 50.Established I892.T5€ Som:I) SIO€ S600L, 5442 Drexel Aven ue,Prepares for any College or University.Quarters commence January I, April IJuly I, October I. Tuition, $30 per quar­ter in advance. E. O. SISSON, A. B.R. P. SMITH, Ph. B., Principals.WINDSOR LIVERY COMPANY THE H OTE.L BARRY... OPERATING ...HYDE PARK HOTEL STABLES5208 Lake Avenue, ChicagoITELEPHONE, OAKLAND 42 ILEROY PENNOYER, Gen. ManagerJackson ParkLivery .andBoarding Stables.First-class equipment and service.Opposite World's Fair Grounds. Telephone, Oakland 960.Special Attention Given to UniversityTrade.J. H. KINTz, Proprietor.On 57th Street. One Block West of South Park Sta.BeIore Orderi:n.g* * * *...... WRITE TO .... ·•* VOGELER BROS� *53 Lq: Salle Street.• - - CHICAGO.flkV'The illustrations in this journal are doneby the above firm. Formerly the Raymond Whitcom�-Grand.MIDWAY PLAISANCE.'W"ashington and Madison Aves.BARRY BROS.PROPRIETORS.A First-Class Hotel with all appointments. Elec­tric lights, steam heat, elevators, separate bath witheach suite of rooms, reception rooms, and dancing hallfor use of guests.Telephone, telegraph, barber, billiards and gentle­men's smoking room on main fioor. Illinois Centralsuburban and through trains stop within one-half block.Rooms with Bath $4, $5 and$6 per week.Excellent dining room service. Unsurpassed facil­ities for receptions, banquets and balls.This elegant hotel has reserved its best rooms forthe accommodation of the Faculty and Students of theUniversity of Chicago.324 and 326 57th seCorner Madison Ave.FINE ROOMS AT MODERATE R ... \'TES.Steam Heat. Hot and Cold Water in Bath Rooms. Every Conven­ience.Charles H. Taft, D.M.D.,City Office, Hyde Park Offi�e and Residence,1102 Columbus Memorial Building, 5401 Jefferson Ave.Cor. Washington and State Sts.Hours: 2 to 5.... Telephone, Main 3856 ... Hours: 9 to 12:30.Telephone, Oakland 335 •)��Graduate of the Academic and Dental Departmentsof Harvard University, and late Instructor of Op­erative Dentistry in Harvard Dental School.UNIVERSITYPHARMACY!SPRING - AND - SUMMER - 1894-Iriltenden'U lhe t:: =�niver.silY @?)milorSPECIAL . �.:�Student's Suit to Order, $25 .. Spring Overcoat to Order, $25.560. East 55th Street (Cor. Ingleside Ave.)R.. R.. BO�:E:N, Propriet()r.Pure Drugs and Fine Pharmaceutical Preparations, Druggists' Sundries, Toilet Articles,Perfumery, etc.� I::>E:LIC::lc)"lJE5 S)C)I:).A. W.A. -rE:�_�PRESCRIPTIONS GIIREFULL Y COMPOUNDED DIIY OR NIGHT,