INSIDE:Intramural Scoreboard TUMI Silent Voicespage 18 Food! see page 6 page 13The Chicago MaroonVolume 98, No. 24 The University of Chicago © Copyright 1986 Tuesday, November 25, 1986Fire ravages apartment building, injures sixBy Nelson SchwartzStaff WriterSix people were injured,three seriously, in a fire whichoccurred Monday morning in anapartment building at 5401 S.Ellis AvenueAccording to Gary Lawrenceof the Chicago Fire Depart¬ment, the fire was centered inthe second and third floors ofthe northeastern section of thebuilding. It appeared that 7units out of a total of 70 unitsin the building were destroyed.According to one member ofUniversity Security who was atthe scene, the second and thirdfloors were largely gutted andthere was a possibility of waterdamage to the first floor.According to the City NewsBureau, the building did nothave smoke alarms.According to two membersof the Department of HumanServices, people whose homeswere destroyed were able to findother accommodations so thatno one was left homelessbecause of the fire.There are several possibleexplanations for the fire. Lawrence termed the fire"suspicious, pending investiga¬tion." A member of UniversitySecurity, however, claimed thathe had spoken to a fire marshalon the scene and was told thatthe fire was started by a spaceheater in a room on the secondfloor.The first alarm, accordingthe City News Bureau, was at9:35 am. The fire was declaredextinguished at 10:17 am. Atotal of 65 men fought the fire.It was unclear at press timewho owned the building, butone University Security officerstated that Daniel King, 28, oneof the injured, had said thebuilding was owned byParkview Manor.The injured were taken tothe Chicago Osteopathic Medi¬cal Center and the University ofChicago's Bernard MitchellHospital. The injured includeRonald Anderson, 29, whoincurred multiple fractures afterjumping out of a window.Chicago Osteopathic officialsdescribed his condition as"critical" and said he willundergo surgery Monday night. Sheila Griffin, 27, listed inserious condition, is beingtreated at Mitchell Hospital.She is suffering from bumsover 60% of her body. She wastrapped with her four month oldson Daniel in the burningbuilding. Officials at ChicagoOsteopathic said that the childis suffering from extensivesecond degree bums and is inserious condition. Hospitalofficials, however, described thechild's long term outlook asgood.According to police atMitchell Hospital, the child’sfather, Daniel King, 28,jumped out of a window andwith the help of neighbor priedopen the anti-burglar bars andrescued his child and Griffin.At noon on Monday, King wasin stable condition sufferingfrom bums and lacerations.Also injured in the blazewere Patrick Mullins, a fire¬fighter, and Joyce Patrick, abuilding resident. Both weresuffering from smoke inhal¬ation. With the exception ofMullins, all the injured peoplewere residents of the building.Mandatory retirement abolishedBy Janine LanzaStaff WriterNew federal legislation hasabolished mandatory retirement,previously required by the ageof seventy, for all workersexcept police officers, firefighters, air-traffic controllers,and tenured professors. Thenew legislation will not affectthese groups for seven years,during which period theNational Academy of Sciencewill study the legislation'spossible effects on theseprofessions.According to ProvostNorman Bradbum, theUniversity has appointed afaculty committee to look at thepossible ramifications of theabolishment of a retirement age. Bradbum explained that due tothe nature of the University'stenure system, this legislationwould mainly affect the numberNorman Bradbumof new instructors hired and notthe number who could achievetenure once they are here.BY BAR8E MOCLUSKEYRaices dal And# (Roots of the Andes) performed at theOxfam Break-Fast at Rockefeller Chapel yesterday The present tenure systemallows someone to remain aninstructor for four years. Thenthe faculty member must eitherbe promoted to an assistantprofessor or leave. He canremain in this position forseven years and then must eitherbe promoted to an associateprofessor or leave. This posi¬tion is almost always a tenuredposition, except in the BusinessSchool, where it never is.Normally, it takes "onlyabout six years" to go from aninstructor to a tenured position,said Bradbum. Once someoneis tenured he holds this positionpermanently and can only beremoved after an investigationfor extraordinary causes.The tenure system alsoallows as many tenure positionsto be created as a departmentrequires. Thus Bradbum ex¬plained that the new legislationwould not affect how manyassistant professors can attain atenured position but rather howmany people can be hired tobegin with. "The total size ofthe faculty is fixed by howmany positions we can afford,but the distribution betweentenured and nontenured posi¬tions is flexible," said Bradbum.There is at present about a 10%turnover in faculty every yeardue to retirement and resigna¬tion.There is, however, oneprovision of the new legislationwhich might discourage peoplefrom working past age seventy.Bradbum explained that the newlaw states that once a personreaches age seventy he muststart to draw a pension. Thismeans that he cannot keepworking to build up hispension. Therefore, he has asource of income, so he doesnot have to rely on a salary,continued on page five BY BARBIE MCCLUSKEYA charred hallway displays the aftermath of the fire thatstruck early yesterday.Hyde Park:a stratified communityBy Matt LevingerContributing Writer"Hyde Park is such a boringplace!"Students often complainabout the lack of night life inHyde Park and about theabsence of stores that sell evenbasic necessities. But how didHyde Park come to be aresidential community withlittle commercial presence?And what are the prospects forremedying the imbalance ofcommercial and residential life?This article is the first of aseries that will appear in theMaroon this year aboutcommercial development inHyde Park. Subsequent articleswill focus on particular aspectsof the problem in more detail.This article, based on interviewswith some of the key peoplewho are planning Hyde Park'sfuture, will suggest threereasons why Hyde Park has solittle night life and business life--and why this situation isunlikely to change dramaticallyin the near future.Reason #1: Space islimited in Hyde Park.Hyde Park is home to bothprosperous and lower-incomeresidents. But the shortage ofcommercial space in Hyde Parktends to limit primarily theshopping and entertainmentopportunities for those at thelower end of the income scale. John Beal, Executive Directorof the South East ChicagoCommission (SECC), notesthat rents in Hyde Park are highand rising. The vacancy rate inlarge apartment buildings isonly 1-2%, says Beal; as forvacant commercial space, "thereis almost none." The onlypossibility for substantialcommercial expansion, there¬fore, is through newconstruction.A substantial amount ofnew construction is currentlyunderway in Hyde Park.Frances Grossman, ExecutiveDirector of the Hyde ParkKenwood Development Corpor¬ation, says that several buildingprojects on 53rd Street will add60,000 square feet of newcommercial space in the nextyear. But according to Beal, thecosts of new construction are sohigh that rents in the newcommercial properties will beas high as $25 per square foot,which he says is higher thanrent paid by many stores in theLoop. (Grossman contests thisfigure, saying that $15 - $20per square foot is a likelieraverage.) Given the high rents,says Beal, the new shoppingcenters will "need stores eitherwith high prices or highvolumes."So far, four stores haveopened in the new space at 53rdand Harper: Benetton, Peachescontinued on page fiveWeekend with Wiesel reveals "Song for hope"By Lawrence DiPaolo, Jr.Staff WriterElie Wiesel, recent winner of the NobelPeace Prize, spoke to a packed house lastSaturday night at the Auditorium Theatre.Wiesel, who is considered by some themoral voice of American Jewry, spoke ona "Song For Hope."The lecture by the Nobel laureate is thefifteenth annual lecture entitled "A Week¬end with Elie Wiesel," and is sponsoredthis year by Ethel and Ron Taub. The lect¬ure centered on the concept of hope and thememory of suffering as it applies to theJewish people. According to Wiesel, itwas this hope that formed die basis for thetremendous suffering experienced by theJews in World War II. Wiesel stated, "TheJews suffered in Europe because of the in¬herent hope of the Jewish nation, theenemy played on that hope...that Messian¬ic hope central to Judaism." The horrorsyour favorite magazinesOt AWESOME pricesI will beat or meet anyother magazine offers.Phone 282-2107 eveningsr DR. MORTON R. 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Wiesel recentlyreturned from Russia where he wascelebrating the Simchat Torah with re¬fuseniks, those soviet Jews who are for¬bidden to leave Russia and who, accordingto Wiesel, are imprisoned for anythingfrom worshipping in public to teachingHebrew.Wiesel stressed the need to rememberthe past no matter how painful those re¬collections may be. "All of us who re¬member the past know that the future is injeopardy ... we must confront the past,"advised Wiesel. He emphasized the im¬portance of involvement in world affairs,such as world hunger or armed conflict,stating, "We cannot be indifferent"Wiesel concluded by discussing theorigins of despair, stating, ". . . despair comes to a human being only from anotherhuman being . . . hope, like despair issomething you commonly get from otherSGBy Larry PeskinStaff Writer- Associate Dean of Students in theUniversity Edward Turkington spoke to theassembly on possible solutions to theUniversity’s housing crunch. SG hopes tokeep up with new developments in this sit¬uation in order to insure that students haveinput into any decisions the Universitymight make.- Many budgets for student groups wereapproved, including $3382 few the ModelUnited Nations Club to compete inCambridge, Massachusetts, and $1272 tothe Law School Speakers Program for a people; in helping others overcomedespair, you help yourself overcome thedespair of the world."notespanel discussion on civil rights.- SG discussed the fact that the newCrerar Coffee Shop has been losing $25-40a day, but they noted that recent cost¬cutting measures have brought it close tothe break-even mark.- This was the last SG meeting of thequarter.Correction:William F. Buckleywill speak at Mandel Hall today at3:30 pm, not at 3:00 pm. TheMaroon regrets the error.The great beers of the world go by one name. Lower' "m. Brewed in Munich,in England, Sweden. Canada. Japan and here in America for a distinctive world class taste.TiilSWtXLDCALLSFORLdWENBRAUc 1985 Milter Brewing Co Milwaukee, Wl2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986HarpBv Nelsoi er computer center offers students one on one helpBy Nelson Schwartz ■ — * ■ ~ " 1Staff Writer weeks Ellard expects 4 more Macs to goon-line. the Computer Center. Ellard would like tosee the lab break even as a standard fiscal lab in the third week. Unfortunately,according to Ellard, Physical Plant failed toThe Harper MicroLab, featuring sixApple Macintoshes and a laser printer isopen for business. According to MikeEllard, a 3rd year student who is the man¬ager of the computer lab in the Shorelandas well as the new one in Harper, the newlab maintains "an environment where peo¬ple who don't know anything about com¬puters can learn."This environment is due largely to thefact that there will be a paid attendant inthe room at all times to help students withthe user-friendly computers. In a few Ellard is particularly enthusiasticbecause he hopes that with one attendantfor only ten terminals there "will alwaysbe someone there to help you with yourwork." He also believes that there will be ademand from people who do not haveaccess to Macs as well as from people whowould like to work on a computer withouthaving to go back to their dorm. Inaddition says Ellard, 1st year CommonCore students are especially encouraged touse the new labThe startup costs of the lab werefinanced by the English Department and policy. The money to run the center willbe financed by memberships. Amembership for the rest of this quartercosts $15, memberships for the winterquarter cost $25. A membership entitlesthe user to unlimited access of thecomputers as well use of the printers. Sofar the lab has raised about $350 throughthe sale of approximately 20memberships.The lab lost money earlierthis quarter because they hired computerattendants with the expectation that thePhysical Plant workers would set up the meet this goal and the lab was not set upuntil the seventh week. Thus, the lab wasforced to pay the attendants even thoughthey were not working. Ellard says of theexperience "We could have had a better jobfor less if we had hired an outside firm."Unfortunately, says Ellard, it is againstUniversity regulations to bring in outsidefirms to jobs on University property suchas this one.The hours of the Harper MicroLab areSunday - Thursday :2pm- 11 pm, Friday11:00am - 8:00pm and Saturdays 12:00pm - 6:00 pm.Hospital needs volunteersBy Matthew NickersonNews EditorDue to staff cuts and a slight reductionin the size of the volunteer force, the U ofC Hospitals "need about another 50 rel¬iable volunteers," according to PeggyCarswell, director of the volunteer de¬partment.Because of changes in government reim-bursment programs which resulted inpermanent staff cuts, the number of hos¬pital volunteers, especially day volunteers,needs to be increased, Carswell said.According to Carswell, approximately75 U of C students, out of a total ofapproximately 250 to 280 volunteers, helpthe hospitals by working in labs,transporting patients, doing clerical work,and talking to patients, among other tasksThe number of volunteers has actuallydecreased slightly since last year, Carswellstated. "Particularly in Hyde Park, the com¬petition for volunteers is stiff," she said.She cited Ronald McDonald House and LaRabida Children's Hospital, among others, as competing with the U of C Hospitalsfor volunteers.Carswell said that patient care has notsuffered due to the lack of volunteers, butin order to compensate for the shortage,"everyone has to work a little bit harder.”She admitted, "The more volunteers I have,the more I need."Students who volunteer are motivatedby "a genuine desire to help others," andby the career experience the Hospitals of¬fer, explained Carswell.According to Katie Sampeck, a second-year student who volunteers at the hos¬pital, "People are afraid it takes up toomuch time, and since it doesn't pay, it'snot worth their time. It's a reward for mejust to play with the children or to counselthe parents. You’re filling a real need evenif it’s at a low level of expertise ... nomatter what job you do, the volunteers aredesperately needed."Carswell noted that community vol¬unteers are also in demand, especially sincestudent volunteers "have gaps " in theiravailability during exams and frequentlycannot work during the day.. College NewsBy Michael P. MonahanCollege News EditorProfits in the Skin Flick Business"Box Office Spectaculars," a studentfilm group at Michigan StateUniversity, supposedly faded from thecampus when it agreed to never screentheir porno film, " Spartan School forSex." However, they have re-registeredas a student group and shown anotherporno, "The Greek Girl of Alpha-Thi."Mr. Suguira, president of the group,stated that he would rather screen "agood horror movie," but sex movieswere the only way they could be certainof an abundant profitBan on Freshmen PartiesAt Williams College, freshmen arenot allowed to have parties, nor are theyeven allowed to attend parties. What away to start college! As quoted fromthe Williams Record, "If you plan aparty for 75 people and 125 freshmenshow up, security will shut the partydown. " As the article concludes, the policy of not allowing freshmen to haveparties is "destroying freshmen unity."Get Your T-shirts While They'reHotAt the University of Pittsburgh, oneof the fraternities is selling uniquelydesigned t-shirts for homecoming. Toengender spirit for the homecominggame against the Navy, the shirts read,"Lick the Seamen."Prof Must RetireAt the University of Notre Dame,Prof. William Storey, a founder ofNotre Dame’s graduate theologyprogram, stated that he retired in 1985because administrators cut the size ofhis classes. Administrators respondedthat this was due to his publishedarticles, confessing he was gay and anatheist. "The only problem is I'm gayand I have the nerve to admit it,"Storey said, announcing that he hadfiled formal complaints against theschool.EpsoaWere notonly good looking,wealso have brains.Win *2500 cash or one of our new typewriters in Epson’s Ikitasy Write-Off.Only Epson® electronic type¬writers have smart features like abuilt-in thesaurus and dictionary.Powerful word processing capa¬bilities. Expandable memory. Andletter-quality daisywheel printing.So you not only type better.You write better.And writing could make youa winner in our contest. 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Well give you all the"mental medicine" you need.And a lot of intensive care1KAPLANSTANLEY H KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL (ENTER LTDI January 'a 7 GMAT W1 February '87 LSAT BIN HYDE PARKCall 764-5151APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Spacious, newly-decoratedlarge studios, one bedroomapartments in quiet, well-maintained buildings dose tocampus.Immediate OccupancyBU 8-5566The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25.1986 —3FOR OURARTISTIC MASSACRECOMING DECEMBER 5DEADLINE IS FRIDAYNOVEMBER 28 AT 5IDA NOYES 303 * Don’t run out of paper in the middle ofyour term paper!Computer paper is on sale at theUniversity Bookstore throughDecember 12:Package of 5409Vi” x 11”reg. $9.99now $6.99Case of 27009Vt” x 11”reg. $36.99now $25.99We accept Visa, Mastecard, and American Express.The University of ChicagoStationery ^department a 2nd Floor970 East 58th Street • Chicago. Illinois 60637 • (312) 962-8720nosionosiotiosicThe Department of Musicpresents:There will be no Noontime Concert on Thursday,November 27th due to the Thanksgiving Day holiday. 3Cr>♦Sunday, November 30 - New Music Ensemble8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBarbara Schubert, director; Richard Blocker, assistant; JorgeLiderman, conductor.Takeuchi: Five Improvisations; Shapey: Rhapsody; Messiaen:Le merle noir; Lutoslawski: Epitaph; Leone: Illustrationes;and Fritts: Metra.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, December 4 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMembers of the Collegium Musicum performing 17th-c. Spanishworks.Admission is free.Friday, December 5 * Mendelssohn String Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel HallWorks by Schubert, Smetana, and Shulamit Ran$12 (UC students, $7) available at the Department of MusicConcert Office; Goodspeed Hall 310; 962-8068Saturday, December 6 * University Symphony Orchestra8:30 p.m., Mandel HallWorks by Kodaly and Brahms.Donations requested: $4 general / $2, studentsSunday, December 7 * University Chorus and Motet Choir8:00 p.m., St. Thomas the Apostle ChurchWorks by Britten, Janowsky, Mendelssohn, and Gretchaninov.Admission is free.AUDITIONS for musicians interested in Music Department performanceorganizations will be held MONDAY and TUESDAY, JANUARY 5 and 6.1987. Selected openings. For information contact the Music Departmentat 962 8484.roosionosiofiuflirMH Questions about or Conflicts with aUniversity Policy or Procedure?Entangled in a Bureaucratic Snag?Victim of Harassment?Problem with Grades?The Office of the StudentOmbudsman is designed specificallyto help any University student handlesuch problems.The OSO is an independent office setup by the President in the Universityto combat student frustrations and totroubleshoot unfair policies orpractices in the University.Drop in, or call to set up anappointment.Reynolds Club, 204962-8422Frank Ceasar Dawn SmithStudent Ombudsman Assistant OmbudsmanThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986Hyde Parkcontinued from page oneRecords and Tapes, Nino’s (a men'sclothing store), and Avignon, which sellsdesigner women's clothing. None ofthese, says Grossman, are what she calls"off-price stores."The same factors that limitcommercial development also make itdifficult to create new night lifeopportunities in Hyde Park. "It’s hard tofind people to open entertainmentestablishments," says John Beal. Highrents, limited space, and zoning problemsmake such projects difficult, but inparticular Beal blames "a lack ofpersistence" among people who haveproposed opening night clubs or coffeehouses in Hyde Park. "You don’t makemuch money on a 50-cent cup of coffee,"says Beal, so entrepreneurs have tended tostay away from the student market.Reason #2: Urban Renewalemphasized residentialdevelopment.In the early 1950s, 55th Street was abusy--though troubled-commercial zone,housing numerous stores and bars. OzzieBadal, who worked with the Hyde ParkKenwood Community Conference in the1950s, says that many buildings on 55thStreet were vacant or structurallydeteriorating. "Strip shopping was goingdown hill in the 1950s," she says. In1953, three years before the passage ofthe federal Urban Renewal legislation,the Chicago Land Clearance Commissiondeclared 55th Street between Lake ParkAve. and Kenwood (and two otherregions in Hyde Park as well) "slum andblighted areas," and tore down all of thebuildings that stood there. Under thefederal Urban Renewal plan, the land inthe 55th Street area west of Harper St.was rebuilt into residential property.Unfortunately, 55th Street was themost appropriate street for commercialdevelopment in Hyde Park. Not only isit centrally located, close to theuniversity, but John Beal notes that it isthe only 6-lane shopping street (fourlanes for traffic, two for parking) in thecommunity. Urban Renewal did generatesome >new commercial construction- notably the Hyde Park shopping center at55th St. and Lake Park Ave. andKimbark Plaza at 53rd St. and WoodlawnAve. But today the area on 55th St. westof Harper St. remains overwhelminglyresidential.Reason #3: There are noplans to improve the commercialambience of Hyde Park.John Beal of the South East ChicagoCommission says that his organizationhas chosen to focus on the issues ofresidential development and crime, on thetheory that if the quality of the residentialcommunity is maintained, "business willfollow."Frances Grossman of the Hyde ParkKenwood Development Corporation ismore closely involved with stimulatingcommercial development. She believesthat to a large extent, "you have to letthe free market make somedetermination." But Beal contends thatHyde Park suffers from an imageproblem. "There is a hesitancy amongbusinesses that don't have a familiaritywith Hyde Park to invest here," he says."The businessman who lives inKenilworth and works in the Loop hasno idea of what goes on south ofCongress Street." Grossman acknow¬ledges this problem but says that shethinks the situation is improving."Businesses are realizing the realityshe says, "that they can make moneyhere."Jonathan Kleinbard, Vice Presidentfor University News and CommunityAffairs, is one of the key figures inplanning and executing the university'scommunity policy. Kleinbard calls HydePark a "vibrant and alive community."He says he sees a need for betterconvenience stores, but that the situationis improving. He does not feel that thenew stores in Hyde Park have targetedhigh income groups: "Benetton, PiccoloMondo, I don't consider these to be high-priced operations," he says. 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"Iwanted to put more commercial on 57thStreet (at Dorchester), but the neighborsdidn't want it""I'm for commercial development,"says Kleinbard, but it's a basic value ofthis neighborhood that people can raisetheir kids here." The University'sprimary goal in developing Hyde Park,he says, is to make the community"attractive to faculty to live here, and toraise their families." The features which render Hyde Park attractive to facultymembers, he says, should also appeal tostudents and staff.But how does the desire of facultyfamilies for a quiet residentialneighborhood square with students' desirefor a more active night life? Kleinbard'sanswer is simple: "You don’t have anight life here-I don’t care what anybodysays." His opinion on this state ofaffairs: "Is that a good thing or a badthing? I don’t know."Retirementcontinued from page oneMoreover, he would have to pay taxes onhis pension based on his higher workingtax bracket. Bradbum described thisclause as a "disincentive to work."John H. Langbein, Max PamProfessor in the Law School, explainedmore extensively why the academic caseis exceptional and has been given a seven-year study period. He stated that "it isvery difficult to find an objective standardto judge capability" in academics.Langbein explained that for an autoworker or a secretary, for example, onecan demonstrate that the physicalcapacity needed for the job is no longerpresent. There are relatively objectivecriteria to measure performance in thesetypes of jobs, whereas in academiastandards are highly subjective.According to Langbein, mandatoryretirement is "an attractive solution" tothe problem of having to prove that aprofessor is no longer capable of teachingat age seventy-five or eighty. He explained that retirement "protects theadministration from having to do this[dismiss incapable professors] andprotects the individual from having to gothrough this." Langbein added that thereis "little hope that [the seven-year study]will rescue special status for academia.”Langbein described another specialcircumstance that separates academicsfrom other professions. He explainedthat in most industries there is littleopposition to this legislation because"the trend is toward earlier retirement;workers want to leave as soon as they arefinancially able." But academia is specialbecause "work and consumption are hardto disentangle." Professors generally donot want to leave a position because theirwork eventually becomes a great part oftheir leisure. Thus Langbein concludedthat "the logic for academics isappallingly different," and consequentlythis interference is likely to affectacademia more than any other job sector.Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30th9:00 a.in. Service of Holy Communion11:00 a.in. UNVIERSITY RELIGIOUS SERVICEROBERT M. GRANT, Carl DarlingBuck Professor of Humanities,Preacher.12:15 a.in. Carillon Concert and Tower TourDecember 7 and 14, 4:00 P.M.MUSIC FOR ADVENT. The Chapel Choir, Soloists andOrchestra, Chapel Organist Wolfgang Rubsam, conductedby Victor Weber. SPECIAL STUDENT RATES AREAVAILABLE FOR 12/7 CONCERT. Tickets: 962-7300.iTTTTTTTTTTTTri <TTrTTTT?TT,riTTTTT7TTITTTT^TTTrTTTTrTrTrr i»T»rThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986—5FEATURES: FOODCelebrate Thanksgiving with traditional dishesTHANKSGIVING: CELEBRATING IT IN STYLEAssuming that you're not heading home forThanksgiving this year, or even if you are, it's timeto think about all the great things that are served. Mostexperienced cooks groan at the advent of Thanksgivingbecause of all the cooking, but if you haven't done itbefore, cooking the big meal can be a lot of fun.Two basic rules of thumb are: start earlyand make sure you have everything you need beforeyou start. There’s nothing more annoying than eating at10 p.m. because you didn’t think the turkey wouldtake that long, or, still worse, trying to find asupermarket open on Thursday that carries allspice.Menu 1Turkey *Raisin-Spice Stuffing *Mashed Potatoes *Fresh BroccoliGravy Cranberry SaucePumpkin PieApple Pie *Ice CreamThis meal will serve 7-10 people easily. Ihave only provided recipes for the items with asterisks,but any cookbook can give you a good, basic recipe forthe other items.THE BIG BIRD10 pound turkeysalt and peppercooking oildental flosslarge-eyed needle1. Remove giblets, liver and neck fromthe turkey. Rinse turkey with cold water and pat dry.Rub salt and pepper inside and out.2. Put stuffing into the neck and bodycavities of the turkey, making sure not to pack itdown. Fill the turkey until it is 3/4 full.3. Close up the turkey. Many turkeysnow have a flap of skin where the legs tuck under, thuscovering the body cavity. If your turkey doesn’t havethis, take a large needle and dental floss and sew up thebody cavity. Sew the flap of skin at the neck downover the neck cavity to close it up. Tack down each ofthe wings with a few stitches at the tip.4. Place a grid (like a cooking rack) in apan large enough to hold the turkey. The pan shouldhave approximately two-inch sides. Set the turkey onthe grid so that the juices will drip into the pan as theturkey cooks.5. Rub the turkey all over with cookingoil. This will help keep the skin from getting too dry.6. Cover the pan with a dome of aluminumfoil so it will keep the turkey moist7. Put the turkey into a 325 degree oven.It will take about 20-30 minutes per pound to cook.(Note: when buying the turkey, save yourself somegrief and get a turkey with a pop-up signal that tellsyou when it's done.)8. The turkey is done when the leg moveseasily or when juice runs clear (not red) out of a cutin the turkey's thigh.9. Uncover the turkey for the last half hourto let it brown.10. Let the turkey stand about 15 minutesso the juices can settle after you take it out of the oven.Enjoy!RAISIN-SPICE STUFFING6 Slices of bread, crumbed2 Apples, diced finely3/4 cup raisins1 Egg1/3 cup white wine1/2 cup dates1/3 cup brown sugar1 tablespoon cinnamon1 teaspoon allspice1 teaspoon ginger1 teaspoon clovesSoak bread crumbs in wine for 15minutes. Drain off excess wine. Mix apples, raisins,dates and brown sugar in a large bowl. Add breadcrumbs, egg and spices. Toss to mix.Note: if you have more stuffing than youam cook in your turkey, or if you’d rather not cook the stuffing in the turkey, cook it in a casserole in the sameoven as the turkey for 1 1/2 hours.MASHED POTATOES6 potatoes, peeled and cut in quartersMilkButterSalt and pepperBoil the potatoes in about three inches ofwater until a fork goes through them easily. Drain offthe water and pour the potatoes in a large mixing bowl.Mash the potatoes, adding milk a quartercup at a time and butter a few tablespoons at a timeuntil the potatoes are of a desired consistency - smoothbut not too thin. Add salt and pepper to taste.APPLE PIECrust:2 cups flour1 teaspoon salt2/3 cup butter, softened6 to 7 tablespoons ice waterStir together flour and salt. Add butter insmall pieces and mix until the butter is in pieces thesize of peas. Add water, one tablespoon at a time, andmix until all the flour and butter is moistened.Divide the dough into two. Roll half thedough into a ball. Roll it out to 1/6 inch thinness on afloured surface. (Tip: if you roll it out between pieces offloured plastic wrap, it will be easier to transfer intothe pie pan.) Try to roll it into a 10 inch roundshape. Unroll into 9-inch pie plate annd fit to shape.Roll the other half of the dough into a balland roll out in a similar fashion to 1/4 inch thickness.Filling:2 Tart apples, peeled and thinly sliced2 Tablespoons lemon juice1 cup sugar1/4 cup flour1 teaspoon lemon peel1 teaspoon cinnamon1/2 teaspoon ginger1/4 teaspoon mace1/4 teaspoon cloves1/4 cup butterCombine half the sugar, two tablespoonsof the flour and all the lemon peel. Coat the apples withthe lemon juice. Add sugar mixture and toss to coat.Put apple mixture in pie plate.Mix remaining flour, sugar and spices. Cutin butter until well mixed. Sprinkle mixture on top ofapples. Put top pastry crust over the pie and' seal.Poke hole in the upper crust.Cover the pie with aluminum foil and cookfor 30 minutes at 375 degrees. Remove aluminum foiland cook for 30 more minutes until the top crust isgolden. Serves 8.TURKEY ON THE GRILLThere are other ways to cook a turkey, so ifyou're bored with the regular Thanksgiving turkey, trycooking one on a grill. Obviously, you need a decentsized grill like a gas grill or charcoal kettle, not ahibachi, but with everything else that you need tocook on Thanksgiving Day, cooking the turkeyoutside can mean a cooler kitchen and a calmer chef.These recipes from Weber-Stephen grills should getyou grilling in no time.Menu 2TurkeyAcorn Squash with Peas and MushroomsBaked Potatoes(To get your charcoal grill ready, pile upcharcoal on two side of the grill - about 25 coals perside. Douse the coals with lighter fluid and let it soakin a few moments. Then light the charcoal.Remember, you need to wait half an hour before puttingthe turkey on so that the coals will be ready. For a gasgrill, follow the manufacturer's directions for indirectmethod cooking.) To cook your turkey over a grill, youwill need a turkey that fits your size grill (10 lb, is agood, moderate size) and salt, pepper and cooking oil.If it's frozen, defrost your turkey to roomtemperature. Free the legs and tail from their tuckedposition. Remove the neck and giblets. Rinse theturkey thoroughly with cold water, drain and pat dry.Rub the complete outer surface with cooking oil andseason generously inside and out with salt and pepper.Pull the skin over the neck and fasten insidethe back with a skewer. Lock the wings behind the backand tie the legs and tail together securely, or retuck thelegs under the band of skin. Insert a meatthermometer into the thickest part of the thigh, nottouching the bone.Position the turkey, breast side up, in thecenter of the cooking grill directly above the drip panwhich should be slightly larger than the turkey so all ofthe turkey's drippings will go into the pan. Place thelid on the kettle.Now all you have to do is get the rest ofyour Thanksgiving feast ready. You don’t have to bastethe turkey or turn it. The only thing you have to dois add briquettes on each side at the end of each hour ofcooking time (eight coals each side for a 22-1/2" kettle).Drop the additional coals through holes by the handlesof the cooking grill onto the hot coals.Cook the turkey 11 to 13 minutes perpound to the internal temperature of 185 degrees. Whenthe turkey is about two-thirds done, cut the band ofskin or string holding the legs together.Let the turkey sit 15 minutes before carvingso that the juices settle. Close all dampers toextinguish the fire when you have finished cooking.You can cook vegetables on the grill aswell which would leave your oven free for cooking lotsof pies and eliminate a lot of the pots and pans you'dhave to clean up. Here arc some recipes for vegetableson the grill:ACORN SQUASH WITH PEAS ANDMUSHROOMSMedium-sized squashSalt and PepperTeaspoon of butter per 1/2 squashWash the squash. Cut them in half andscoop out the seeds. Pierce the inside of the squash 8-10times with a fork to allow the butter to penetrate. Puta pat of butter in each half and season it with salt andpepper. Bake for 50-60 minutes. Remove the squashfrom the grill and fill with peas and mushrooms:Peas and Mushrooms1 10-ounce parkage of peas and mushrooms(frozen)1/4 cup chopped canned mushrooms2 tablespoons chopped pimentoSalt and pepper1 tablespoon butter for each squash halfPrepare peas following the directions on thepackage. Combine peas, mushrooms and pimento.Season to taste with salt and pepper. Spoon intosquash hallved; top with butter. Return the squash tothe kettle to reheat for 10-15 minutes.BAKED POTATOES ON THE GRILLWhite medium-sized baking potatoes (1 per person)Wash, dry and rub the potato skins withoil, bacon fat or butter. Wrap each potato securely in adouble thick 8 to 10 inch square of heavy dutyaluminum foil.Place the potatoes on the cooking grill,cover the kettle and bake 45-60 minutes, depending onthe siize of the potato, or until done. If you prefer crispskins, unwrap the potatoes during the last 10 minutesof cooking time. Serve with butter or sour cream.Chicago .Maroon—Tuesday, November 25, iyao40th Annual Latke -Hamentash SymposiumThe Behavioral, Psychological, Physical and Social Scientific,Literary and Medical Implications of the 3540 Year-Old FuedBetween These Gastronomic DelicaciesModerator: Dr. Irwin H. Rosenberg, DeP‘-. of Medicine,Co-Dir., Section ofGastroenterology andDirector, ClinicalNutrition CenterParticipantsProf. Norman M. Bradburn,Provost’ Tiffany, and Margaret BlakeDistinguished Service Prof., Dept, ofBehavioral Sciences; Prof. GraduateSchool of Business and the College;Member of Committee on Public PolicyStudiesProf. Godfrey Getz, Depts. Pathology and Biochemistry andthe College; Director of ASHUM andPEW ProgramsProf. Francoise Meltzer, DePl Of Romance Languages andLiterature, the College; Committee onComparative Studies in Literature^ Prof. David E. Orlinsky 9 The College and Dept, of Behavioral® ' Sciences (Human Development)Tuesday, November 25th7:30 p.m.Cloister Club Ida Noyes Hall 1212 E. 59th St.Back at Hillel, there will be Latkes, Hamentashen, sour cream, applesauce and cider served after the program. Contributions: $1.50 ! IT’S ALMOST TOO LATE FORCHEAP HOLIDAY FARES667-6900Till 6pm4 on SatUNIVERSITY TRAVELHyde Park Bank Building 1525 East 53rd StreetSuite 501 * Fifth FloormAmidst the ateed is hoir that• busy sche tk>n Hair Design15 E. 57th Street363*0700HAIR PHD Class of 1967life, the tast thing youmanagement. You want to look your bestmand»«moHcity. Enter our:THE HYDE PARK AND KENWOOD INTERFAITH COUNCIL S 59TH ANNUAL COMMUNITYTHANKSGIVING SERVICEThursday, November 27th, 11:00 a.m.SUSAN LOCKWOOD WRIGHTCornell Baptist ChurchPreacher CHICAGO CHILDREN S CHOIRROCKEFELLER CHAPEL CHOIRROCKEFELLER MEMORIAL CHAPEL59th Street and Woodlawn AvenueWmRadiators raise temperatures; let's try keeping cool.■ ^ ... . *• a i i a. 1_ ^ . ..^.4 <l>/> fi lir urronnifUT lYlw KonH rBy Alexandra ConroyFeatures EditorWay back when in the fairy tale (horror story; past offreshman year, Chemistry informed me that thecondition, and indeed the presence, of precipitationdepended on temperature. I'm not really sure I canreconstruct the technical procedures. I feel fairlyconfident saying that temperatures above 32‘ F arecondusive to the sort of water we’ve been seeing and thattemperatures below will allow for solid irritation-saysnow, hail or glaciers. I'm rather less certain of the fact(which doesn’t stop me from printing it) that any and allforms of precipitation are-well, precipitated- by theconfrontation between warm and cold air masses.So much for the state of water outside tfhere itremains an escapable nuisance. The warm and cold airmasses and varying temperatures have much worseeffects on inside moisture-the moisture which coursesthrough that scrunched up piece of slightly corrodedpipe, my radiator. This fixture's ostensible purpose is toprovide enough heat energy to prevent my mouth washfrom solidifying and my plants from contractingfrostbite. Lately, however, it seems to have expanded itstalents and developed a little cast iron mind of its own.In previous years, I’ve come to terms with myradiator before mid-November, but this years unexpectedwarm spell has pushed the conflict into ninth week, atime whem I’m in desperate need of a comfortableenvironment and lacking a fighting spirit. One wouldthink a radiator couldn't be that unmanageable. There’sone very obvious open/close valve as opposed to themultiple settings on a thermostat or even the dualcontrols on most water faucets. Of course, waterfaucets and thermostat controls have a decided advantagein that they're properly marked. At one time thisradiator knob must have had a directional arrow at least.It's either wom off or covered with latex splatters-anyway, indistinguishable. So the radiator gloats as Icontemplate which way is on.If only I had payed strictest attention when I first turned on my heat, the directionality factor would not be aproblem. Notice, please, the subjunctive move of thatpotential verb—unfulfilled potential. I didn't pay attention,although I did manage to initiate the warming procedure.Next morning, I woke up in a reasonable facsimile of atropical rain forest. My plants were visibly andecstatically growing, and I wondered seriously (and forseveral minutes) how long it had been since I had hadcoconut milk and bananas for breakfast.As temperatures continued to climb, I groped throughthe steam for the radiator handle. It hissed as I turned andsatisfied that we had comunicated, I wrung out my toweland headed for the showers convinced I would return to abreathable atmosphere.I returned, noticed the fog had not yet dissipated andthrew open the window. A few quick gasps of Midwayexhasust and I ducked in to readress the situation. Again I grasped the knob firmly, wrapping my hand over thetop. The bum scar is starting to fade now. Theknob refused to budge. I stomped off to class afterinforming the maintainace man that the knob refusedadjustment in either direction. He said he'd look.Apparently he looked with a wrench. Duringthis day, the outside temperature had droppedsteadily and considerably. Home again, I found theknob still stubbornly fixed, but seemingly in the offposition. (Again, no legible indication, but judgingfrom the dead plants and the Scope™-sicle next tomy toothbrush...) it was enough incentive to go tobed, even at 4:45 pm. The urge passed, I collectedmy wits and went directly downstairs. My painedinquiry met with "Weknowit'sthewholebuilding-we'reworkingonit." I set out to find an alternatesystem.Symposium debates Jewish pastriesBy Steven MaralevitzStaff Writer"Life of the mind" meets the potato pancake and thetriangular fruit-filled pastry Tuesday, November 25 in the401*1 Latke-Hamentashen Symposium to be held in theCloister Club on the first floor of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E.591" Street at 7:30 pm.A spoof on the academic enterprise in a Jewish idiom,the Symposium is a tongue-in-cheek debate over therespective merits of the latke, a potato pancake, and thehamentachen, a triangular fruit-filled pastry. Both areJewish delicasies, and both inspire fierce argument as thepanelists in the Symposium, all U of C faculty membersdemonstrate as they expound on the importance of the latkeand hamentashen to their academic disciplines.Moderating the Symposium this year will be Dr. IrwinRosenberg, a professor in the department of Medicine, co¬director on the Section of Gastroenterology, and director ofthe Clinical Nutrition Center. Panelists include ProvostNorman Bradbum, Behavioral Sciences and the College;Francoise Meltzer, professor in the department of Romance Languages and Literatures; Godfrey Getz, professorin the Departments of Pathology and Biochemistryand the College; and David E. Orlinsky, professor inthe Department of Behavioral Sciences (HumanDevelopment) and the College.Parodying the seriousness of academia hasproved popular, as Hillel Foundations on othercampuses have started their own Symposia,modeling them after the first Symposium here at theU of C forty years ago.Now well-established on the U of C campus, theSymposium has a large cult following. Onemember of Hillel commented, "Seeing the U of Cfaculty argue passionately over a potato pancakemakes one realize that this place, in all itsquirkiness, has a sense of humor and can laugh at itsidiosyncrasies. Besides, the debate is hystericallyfunny."The Symposium is free and open to the public.Latkes with sour cream and apple sause andhamentashen will be served afterwards back at HillelHouse, 5715 Woodlawn, for a SI.50 contribution.fldh<0<IcuMROLLER BALL PENSGold Clip Clipper " — Classic and elegant in richgold tone sets the executive standard in qualityBlack Clip Clipper “ — Sporty, contemporarydesign with chip-resistant matte black accents is acontemporary work-of-art(Sale Price $1.49List $1.99ea ea.EBERHARD FABER, INCMONGOL, pencilswith “DIAMOND STAR" LEADSale Price $1.89dList $2.35dz*»«*«>■. «m*f n, aft* ammy tar aimwia frn nmOn Sale November 25-December 12,1986The University of Chicago BookstoreStationery Department.. 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Korea4:00, Wednesday, Dec. 3Ida Noyes Hall, 2nd Floor West LoungeSponsored by The Korean American Campus Ministryand The United Methodist FoundationQuestions: Call The United Methodist Foundationat The University of Chicago1448 E. 53rd StreetChicago, IL 60615363-7080 or 493-2944Rev. William J. Kuntze, DirectorMEET THE AUTHOR!Alan Cheuseregular contributor toNational Public Radio’sAll Things Considered,will be autographing hisnew novelThe Grandmothers9 ClubFriday, Nov. 285-6 pm1301 E. 57th St.684-1300xu—Trie Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25, 1986■ ,',r. T b .) W I University of Chicago’sModel United NationTeamThere will be a meeting,Monday, December 1stconcerning the upcomingcompetition at the HarvardModel United Nation’sConference. Anyoneinterested is welcome toattend.Date: December 1stTime: 8-9 p.m.Place: Ida Noyes East LoungeSecond Floor.President: Robert WrightVice Pres.: Peter Winthrop andNeal SilbertFUNDED BY S.G.F.C.URBAN RESEARCH AND POLITICAL PRACTICEA STUDENT SEMINAR SERIESSponsored by the Center for Urben Research end Policy StudiesWednesday, December 3rd 4-6 pnROOM CHANGE TO: Social Science 106Neighborhood Ethnicity and Change inChicagoBy: Professor William McCreadySenior Research Associate—CURPSAssociate Director, Public Opinion LaboratoryNorthern Illinois UniversityAnd: Ronald GrossmanFormer Professor, Lake Forest CollegeCurrently Staff Writer, Chicago TribuneAdmission Free For InformationCall 962-9357Soup to scampi; c'est tres bonBy Ingrid Gould and AlexandraConroyFeatures EditorsMr. Marshall’s (of Beverly)1710 W. 95th Street; 445-7878Rating: ALow on cash? Sick of dorm food? Want toescape from Hyde Park? Need we ask? Saturday'sRestaurant Review Team has a recommendation foryou. Continental cuisine at extremely moderateprices awaits you at Mr. Marshall's. From theoutside this looks like an ordinary diner but don't befooled-no surly waitstaff of greasy spoon specialsin this joint. The atmosphere is definitely a cutabove the norm. The red tablecloths and hangingflowers make the standard booths and counterarrangement slightly more elegant. But the realplus, indeed, the only consideration, is theoutstanding food.Dinners begin as low as $4.50 and at the upperend of the scale you can still have veal and scampifor under $10.00. But economics aside, because itseems a crime to draw attention away from thegastronomic benefits, let's talk food.The extensive menu begins with a wide varietyof appetizers from Mediterranean artichoke hearts tothe classic, shrimp cocktail. We started with thesoup and found all three samples so delicious thatwe amused the proprietor by playing musical soupbowls. The chicken noodle's broth was delicate andits noodles firm, not soggy--a rare find, indeed. Thecream of tomato (from fresh tomatoes) combined avariety of seasoning without being overspiced.REBECCA DONOJust another diner? Think again! REBECCA DONOPrepared especially for you.While we ate Mr. Marshall entertained us with hisaccount of his background. Bom in Egypt, he emmigratedto England, where he worked in the Mayfield Hotel's diningroom, one of the few five-star restaurants in London. InChicago, he has worked as Director of Banquet Facilities atthe Ritz Carlton and the Hyatt Regency. Mr. Marshall'sgreatest fear is that his recipes might be reprinted withalterations. "In Europe, people don't care about money; youget the money anyway. But don't mess with the recipe!"For instance, his Bemaise sauce calls for white pepperbecause "black pepper looks like flies." He accepts any ofclientele-well, almost. "I don't want people here who eatjunk; I want people who love good food....We've got it all;we just need hungry people."Transportation1. take the Garfield Bus to the Dan Ryan El2. The Dan Ryan south to the 95th Street stop3. Bus # 95 west (every ten minutes daily, includingweekends.)In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, Mr. Marshall's Iis offering an all-you-can-eat buffet for $12.95. Thisis certainly well worth the travel if you're satying inHyde Park. Even more valuable if your hosting yourfriends and relations.Real Egyptian lentils, finely pureed, kept the lentilsoup light. Marshall makes it a point to keep hiscuisine light, carefully trimming the fat from themeat and offering a vast array of fresh, colorfulvegetables that will delight vegetarians and meat-eaters alike.We shared a platter of sauteed vegetables, stillcrisp, in Mr. Marshall's sauce-a unique creationwith a hint of honey. This platter includedzucchini, broccoli, califlower, carrots, celery,onions, mushrooms, cabbage-oh, yes, andalmonds, "for protein," Mr. Marshall remarked. Butnow came the hard part; we had to make a choice.After a lengthy perusal of the ecclectic entrees,you will still be tom between three possibilities.Hamburgers and fried chicken exist for the timid,but the venturesome will appreciate the variety.Scampi Provencal, Veal Milanoise, Steak Diane,and Chicken Trinidad (a boneless breast withcoconut in the breading). All dinners are presentedon a huge platter with potatoes, rice, or pasta andtwo vegetable (you can never get enough of these!).Slender threads of red cabbage add a colorful garnish. REBECCA DONOCome in and bring your friends. Thistable could be yours. No reservationsnecessary. Steal this bookBy Joe SchmittFeatures ReviewerThis Sunday, November 30, Abbie Hoffmanturns 50 (and you can trust me on this one becauseI'm under 30). To celebrate the occasion properly,Hanna Gray will be having a party at her house onSunday. The night's events include a liveperformance by the Grateful Dead and a specialscreening of the movie "Woodstock" at which pointcomplimentary tabs of blue or green acid will bepassed out to all students showing a UCID.Abbie was an organizer in the sixties whobegan his career by protesting HUAC in May 1960at Berkeley. During the next few years he workedfor the SNCC organizing blacks in the South.After setting up a store to support the SNCC inNew York, he organized the Lower East Side(NYC’s version of Haight-Ashbury). In '66 and 67he gained a reputation as an organizer in theemerging leftist youth movement, and like theSDS knew how to expand the size of themovement not through the "jump on thebandwagon" technique, but through the "jump inthe paddywagon” technique.He became a national figure when he joinedJerry Rubin at the march on the Pentagon (a.k.a.the "exorcism of the Pentangle"). With Rubin hewas a founder and nonleader of the Yippies whoheld the Festival of Life at the '68 DemocraticConvention here in Chicago. The Yippies camein on LSD (Lake Shore Drive) and slept in LincolnPark where they were beaten along with the media(including such subversives as Walter Cronkite)during several days of police rioting. AfterChicago he traveled the country giving speeches,went to Woodstock, went to prison, etc.During his activist years he wrote a few books, jThe most famous among them is Steal This Book.Steal This Book is an expanded version of apamphlet the Yippies passed out called Fuck theSystem on how to get free stuff in NYC. ButSteal This Book goes beyond that to include tipson shoplifting, borrowing (Huck Finn-style), andfraud (what foreign currencies and washers makegood slugs). It also has a section called "Fight!"with tips on demonstrations (how to run one andwhat to bring), bombs (how to make, where toplace), and how to get guns (in a chapter called"Piece Now”). All this can be found by looking inthe "Table of Discontents." Abbie also givesinformation for further study in his bibliographycalled "Other Books Worth Stealing.” Later heworked on a sequel called Book of the Month ClubSelection, and it was during that research that hewas forced underground in 1974 by the FBI andNixon's other "law and odor" organizations.In 1980 he turned himself in after a campaignto save the Sl Lawrence River he had organizedbecame to big to keep hidden his identity. After ashort jail sentence he began... Purple Haze! ...allin my brain... lately things don't seem the same...acting funny but I don’t know why... 'scuse mewhile I kiss the sky.Anyways, in the era of Ronald Reagan (whomhe once called "the fascist gun in the west ") Abbiehas just begun to adjust. He recently started a radioshow in New York called "Radio Free USA.”Before this he has mostly just toured campusesgiving speeches and occasionally writing amagazine article or two. Abbie, though, is still thefunniest leftie around as is evidenced by his recentcomment on the lasting contribution of the '60speace movement: "If it weren't for our efforts, we'dhave a president today sending troops to exoticcountries like Lebanon and Grenada and Bombingcities like Tripoli."Of course, no one but me actually cares aboutAbbie Hoffman and I'm sure this will be proved bya packed house this afternoon for William B.Fuckley’s speech "Reflections on CurrentConditions."Omnimax Theatre presents The Dream Is AliveBy Robert PomperContributing WriterThe Omnimax Theatre, located in the HenryCrown Space Center at the Museum of Science andIndustry, takes one by surprise. Five stories highand seventy-two feet in diameter, this theatre allowsfor very realistic and intensive viewings. Thetheatre, however, has not forgotten to account foranother one of our senses, hearing. With its20,000 watt sound system every sound is very clearas if the audience is part of it all. As HaroldBrooks, one of the coordinators says about thetheatre, "It overwelms you because of the shape ofthe screen and the magnificent sound system."While the Omnimax Theatre does not alwaysshow movies about space, the current movie, TheDream is Alive takes us beyond our planet The movie explains all the preparation needed before a shuttlecan go into space. It emphasizes the point that it is notonly the astronauts, but also the engineers, scientists,maintenance crew, etc. who are so important in thisoperation.The film then takes the audience on two space trips.The first mission is to put out a satelite, containing fiftyprogrammed experiments, for a years's orbit Afterpositioning the satellite, the audience sees the earth as theshuttle circles it. The narrator is very helpful in letting usknow where we are and gets rather sentimental as he talks ofall the great culture that has occured on earth starting withthe ancient Greeks. Next, the film shows us more personalaspects of the astronauts on this mission. We see themsleeping, excercising and eating. It should be mentionedthat unlike culinary setup of years past which requiredastronauts to eat their food from toothpaste tubes, thesystem now allows them to eat whatever they like despitethe effects anticipated by Newton.In the second mission, a new group of astronauts try todo something nobody has ever done before: repair a crippled satelite. When in space, we seehow meaningful themission is, not only to the astronauts but also to thepeople in the control center. For a while, it looks asthough the satelite has escaped and that the mission hasfailed. The scientists and other staff in the controlcenter, however, succeed, we see the astronauts andthese people in the control center share equalexhuberation.The movie ends on a most optomistic note. Nowthat we have explored and learned how to work in space,there are no bounds to what we can discover.Since its opening on July 1, 1986, the OmnimaxTheatre has not had much rest. Its maximum seatingcapacity of 340 persons does not usually accomodate allof those who want to see the film. It is, therefore, agood idea to buy your tickets in advance or to purchasethem through Teletron. Showtimes are daily 10 and 11a m and 1, 2, 4 pm. Monday-Friday, there areperformances at / and 8 pm as well. Tickets are $4 foradults including students and $2.50 for children andsenior citizens.The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, November 25, 1986-11SilVol. 2, No. 6an arts and literature forum VoicesEast meets West in theater productionlago (James W. Sudik, Front) weaves a web of jealousy set to entangle Othello (DanielOreskes) and Desdemona (Kathy Santen) in the Wisdom Bridge production of Kabuki Othello,conceived, directed and designed by Shozo Sato.Kabuki Othello21 November-11 JanuaryWisdom Bridge Theatre1559 W. Howard; 743-6442By Ingrid GouldWhen Rudyard Kipling wrotethat "East is East, and West is West,and never the twain shall meet," heclearly had no notion of thesuccess Kabuki master Shozo Satowould have uniting the two dis¬parate cultures. Indeed the twaindo meet in the Wisdom Bridge's pro¬duction of “Kabuki Othello," wherethe Eastern touch transforms andadds fresh appeal to the Westernclassic.Set in feudal Japan, completewith traditional costumes that in¬clude rich, intricate brocades andseventeenth century Japanese ar¬mor, "Kabuki Othello" tells the storyof pure love, selfish desire, anddestructive jealousy. Othello,powerfully piayea by Daniel (Jres-kes, is an Ainu, a native Caucasianfrom Hokkaido, one of Japan's Nor¬thern islands. With innocence andgrace Kathy Santen plays his wife,the too-much admired Japanesenoblewoman Desdemona. lago,Oth-ello's devious manservant,driven by his passion forDesdemona, plants doubts in theheart of Oth-ello and contrives toput Othello through the same agonyhe himself suffers, the torment ofone denied Desdemona's love.James W. Sudik. considered themost exper-ienced Kabuki actor inAmerica, brings lago to life in all hisdup-licitous glory. The furtive eyes,the treacherous whisper, the easewith being evil make Sudik's lago aswily as they come.Complicating the story, logo'swife. Emilia, played by Peggy Roe-der, unwittingly assists her hus-bandin weaving the web of sus-picionand jealousy that strangles Othelloand Desdemona's love. She findsthe fan her mistress Des-demonalost in the garden. Knowing of herhusband's great affectionfor thedelicate noblewoman, Emilia gives him the fan. This prop pro-videslago with the final ammuni-tion toundermine Desdemona andOthello's love, lago plants the fanon the faithful, but bumbling and fun-loving Cassio (that "candy-brainedflowerpot," lago remarks), playedby Richard Roeder. Cassio,Othello's captain of the guard, hasrecently fallen out of favor with hismaster thanks to the connivinglago.Othello, already incensed andpushed to suspicion and jealousy,im-mediately believes his wife un¬faithful. His jealousy turns to rageand a series of deep primal screams does nothing to soothehim. lago slays Emilia when sherealizes her hand in the mach¬inations and attempts to bring thetruth of Desdemona's innocence tolight. Desdemona, a virtuous wife tillthe end, stoically accepts herdeath at her husband's hand;knowing that Othello doubts herfidelity nullifies their love and makeslife worthless for her.This sense of isolation Des¬demona feels at the drama's con¬clusion is a theme the productiondraws on throughout the play. Thephysical space is often overhungwith a sheer mesh screen, some characters operating in front of itothers behind. On another occas¬ion, the stage is partitioned withsilky, solid-colored curtains; thecharacters appear individually,each from behind one drape, pre¬dominantly in order to soliloquize. Inthe scene where Othello reveals hisfury to Desdemona, they re-mainon opposite sides of the stage andnever face each other. Theirphysical distance heightens thedramatic tension as the strongwords seem to echo in the emptyspace between the characters.This strict formality, herebetween spouses, appears through¬out the Kabuki production. The Kab¬uki movements themselves arevery stylized and exaggerated, asin the dance with the daggersscene of the first act. A drunkenCassio, a powerful Othello, and afew guards perform a precise com¬bination of dueling and dancingsteps before Cassio realizes that heis fighting the man he is sup-posedto protect.The sing-song of the Kabuki del¬ivery further takes the drama out ofthe Western context. The in¬tonation and inflection seem un¬natural to Western ears and thisadds another dimension to the for¬malistic aspect of the drama.Throughout the production, theEastern and Western elements arebound by modern technology.Faces, grass, flowers, geometricdesigns and more are projectedonto screens on stage, the char¬acters sometimes interacting amidor between these images, some¬times independently. And MichaelCerri and Rob Milburn's electronicmusic does much to quicken thepulse-not to mention the ad¬renaline rush the knocking of the "ki"and "tsuke," the Kabuki woodenblocks that are beaten together toopen and close a scene, produce."Kabuki Othello" sets it-self a bigagenda and does an admirablejob achieving the larger productiongoals at the same time as it attendsto smaller, subtler details..Kuijken Quartet performs "authentically"Music is dead on the page. Amanuscript, the very notes, im¬perfectly preserves it. We res¬urrect music, revive ,it, baptize itinto our world, our ears, with everynew perfomance of a work.From performance to per¬formance of any given work therhythms, harmonies and may shifttheir emphasis. Musicians subtlyalter the tempo, the balance, thedynamics, thus presenting a musicthat in a sense is ’new." The at¬tempt to recreate an ’authentic’performance of a Telemann suiteor a Bach trio sonata would thenseem to be to some extent futile;every performance is ’authentic’ ifper-formed musically (and with theright notes) since everyperformance is unique to the oc¬casion for which it was played. However, ideally performerought to use the “authenitc" mus¬ical conventions, instruments andeven the setting for which the com¬poser conceived the piece. Withinthat framework, the performancewill probably afford us the great-estunderstanding of the music, andperhaps the most enjoyable pres¬entation of it.The problem of authentic per¬formance was well tackled by theKuijken Quartet: Barthold Kuijken onbaroque flute, Sigiswald Kuij-ken onbaroque violin.Wieland Kuij-ken onviola da gamba and RobertKohnen on harpsichord. They per¬formed at Mandel Hall FridayNovember 21, the chamber worksof Teiemonnn Buxtehude, JeanMarie Leclarand J.S. BachThey opened with a Tele¬ mann^uite in D minor in which theharpsichord and viola da gambaformed the rhythm section underthe contrapuntally melodic fluteand violin... the six movements ofthe suite alternated slow and fast intypical baroque style . One fea-tureof the quartet that struck me as veryun-baroque was the violin, which attimes with overbearingromanticism. The effect of the violinunfortuanately often ob-scured thebaroque flute.The sound of the baroque fluteis rare. It is at once distant yet ab¬solutely exact and precise. Thebreathiness in modem metal flutesone does not have here. The tonewas almost organ-like in its purity.But genwraiiy the quartet playedtogether rather well although Isometimes felt the harpsichord was pushing the tempo a bit. The moststriking aspect of the concert wasthe rare, almost surrealistic beautythe ancient instruments lent to theBach trio sonata in G Major,Telemann's Paris quartet No. 2 in Dmajor , and the Leclair Sonata in Eminor. This is music that was af-terall written not with piano, mo-dernflute, violin and cello in mind but forharpsichord, baroque flute, violinand viola da gamba.Until next quarter...GO DIRECTLYto TEXTBOOKSIf you have not bought all of yourbooks for the Autumn QuarterUNSOLD AUTUMN TEXTBOOKSwill be returned to the publisherstarting Friday, November 28, 1986BOOKS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FORRETURNS AFTER NINTH WEEKUniversity of Chicago BookstoreTextbook Department - 2nd floor970 E. 58th Attention128K Macintosh™ Owners...We haven't forgotten you.Starting November 15ih andfor a limited time, Apple will beoffering a very special upgradeprogram available to currentowners of Macintosh 128Kcomputers.*Now is the time to upgradeyour Macintosh 128K to a 512KEnhanced, including 800K drive,new ROMS and 512K of RAM.Finally the power you need torun all of the new, moresophisticated software.For more information contact:Microcomputer Distribution Center1307 East 60th St. (Rear Entrance)Phone: 962-6086 - Hours: 10 to 4 M-FA complete list of products and prices is available at Usite (Wieboldt 310),the Computation Center (3rd Floor, 1155 E. 60th St.), and the MDC. The MDCcan only sell to University departments, its full time faculty, staff and students.•This offer is only available to university faculty, staff and full-time students.Apple Computer, Inc.Sponsored by University of Chicago Microcomputer Distribution Center and dAppie ComputerThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986—13CT: comic reliefby Howard UllmanCourt Theatre's production ofTartuffe is lively, sparkling, and trueto Moliere, very funny. It is a mostwelcome counterbalance toCourt's somber and pensivepresentation of the"Oresteia"Tartuffe (John Resen-house), asef-appointed holy man, hascharmed his way into the house ofOrgon (K. Lype O'Dell), a wealthybut naive middle-aged man. andhas capitalized upon his affections.For from being the saint whom hewould like to seem, Tartuffe lustsafter Orgon's wife Elmire (DeannaDunagan) and covets Orgon'swealth. Meanwhile. Orgon, socompletely enamored of Tartuffe'spiety, has decided to makeTartuffe his her)and also to wed hisdaughter. Mariane (Cynthiajudge), to Tartuffe, contrary to herwishes. Mariane wants to marryValere (Vincent Dopulos), but iscompletely cowed by theauthority of her father. Sher relieson her trusty and outspokenhandmaid Dorine (Linda Emond)to solve all her problems. Dorineand Elmire conspire to get Tartuffeto proclaim his love for Elmire in thehopes of blackmailing him torenounce Mariane's weddingplans. Mariane's brother Damis(Stephen Trovillion). however,overhears Tartuffe’s proclamationof impiety and promptly informsOrgon. Tartuffe cleverly tricksOrgon into disbelieveing Damis'story. Elmire then tries her rouseagain, this time with her husbandhiding under a table in order tohear the conversation. Orgonfinally confronts Tartuffe and kickshim out, but Tartuff avenges himselfand takes possession of the houseas legal heir.David Frank has done anadmirable job of directing theentire production. The scenesblend into each other giving theplay a nice sense of immediacy,as do the energetic antics of theactors and the forward-thrust stage.The set itself is remarkable: thefloors and columns look like realmarble, and the several levels andsweeping curtains give a sense ofdepth to the small Court stage.But the best feature of Court'sproduction are the performancesof some of the actors. Emond issassy and energetic and plays therole of the people-smart, craftyand caring servant - sort ofnobleman's Figaro - withcomplete plausibility. She morethan compensates forJudge's character, who is intentionally underplayed. Rensen-house as Tartuffe is positively sinisterand vile. Moliere delays hisentrance until well into Act I, andafter the audience has been keptin such suspense, Rensenhouse'sentrance is very strtling. He is astriking figure with long beard andflowing cape who slinks around thstage and who reveals Tartuffe'shypocrisy just enough that we cansomehow manage to believe thatOrgon could have been duped.Yet, with every scene we grow tohate him more and more, untilwhen he finally receives his justrewards the audience is almost ashappy as the vindicated Orgon.Finally, O'Dell as Orgon isboisterous and passionate. He iscompletely convinced of Tartuffe'spurity, and convinces us of hissincerity and good intentions aswell as his absurd naiveteconcerning Tartuffe’s motives.Moliere. of course, wrote theplay as a satire of court life andmanners during the reign of LouisXIV. At the time it was written, therewas a fuss over whether the playwas actually condemninghypocrisy or religion itself. Althoughit can be read this way (revealinga parallel between Tartuff'escraftiness and Moliere's feint-within-feint), Frank writes that he does notwant to concentrate so much onTartuffe as on Orgon. Tartuffe is "astraightforward swindler who willassume any disguise to suit hispurpose. It may be entertaining towatch some gullible victimpurchase the Brooklyn Bridge -- particularly if the salesman isdressed as a priest- but it is onlymoderately enlightening... I findmyself less fascinated by Tartuffe’svillainly that by Orgon's gullibility.That petty villains exist is no suprise;that* otherwise sensible peopleshould consent to them is muchmore intriguing. I did leave thetheatre more interested in Orgon’sgullibility than Tartuffe’s mal¬evolence. But I can't help notingthat, in the end Tartuffe is alsoduped -this time by the king'sofficer. (How could Louis XIV notdefend Moliere from his criticswhen the king himself was the heroof the plays?). In his scramble forwealth and power, Tartuffe failedto consider the reaction of thecourt to his suspicious activities.Evil, it seems is just as blind toTrickery as is iignorance.Tartuffe is palying atCourt Theatre until December 21.Tickets can be puchased either atCourt or by calling 753-4472 Slave of who?by Joe Schmitt!Review of Slaves of New YorkBy Tama JanowitzCrown Publishers$16.95, hardcoverTama Janowitz, lacking a realjob, has been typing up littleobservations about life in New Yorkfor the last five years andcollected them in her new book.Slaves of New York. Many of herstories in the New Yorker, and allare written in the New Yorker style:double-adjective descriptionsand clever turns of phrase whichcreate a mellow atmospherewhere everything seems tohappen in the passive voiceSince the stories are shortand take no more than20 minutes each each toread, the book is godfor reading in lines...(though as "good” writers theynever actually use it).As a single woman in New Yorkshe is forced to deal with thehousing crunch (something whichshould speak to the immediateexperience of many U of Cstudents), and so most of herstories deal with people trappedin relationships because they lackthe freedom to walk out and live.The book does have somefunny moments though. ’’You andthe Boss.’’ which originallyappeared in Spin, a story written in the second person aboutSpringsteen's wife, contains thisgem:Bruce thanks you politely, buttells you. "There's only one thing I'minterested in." Me?" you say. Brucelooks startled. "My music." he says,(p. 40)Later, in "Turkey Talk" there is anartist seeking a benefactor to fundhis next project...the Chapel of Jesus Christ asa Woman, adjacent to the Vatican.complete with Her own Stationsof the Cross: Washing the Dishes.Changing the Diapers, Self-Flagellation in Mirror. Fixing thePicnic Lunch, etc. (p. 102)A good number of the storiescenter on one of two characters:Marley Mantell the starving artist, orEleanor the jewelry designer wholives with with Stash. While most ofthe stories with these two areenjoyable, there is a problem.When stories are published inmagazines, spaced by monthsand in different publications, there isno need for progress or continuitybetween stories but whencollected and are read in a shortperiod of time, inconsistenciesbetween stories only confuse anddisorient the reader.Since the stories are short andtake no more than 20 minuteseach, the book is good forreading in lines at the credit union,on a bench waiting for the bus. oron the train on the way to work, etc.It is a good book and I did enjoyreading it. but I'm not sure if I canrecommend it since it doescontain the word "pontillistic" whichI couldn't even find in the AmericanHeritage Dictionary.Star vehicle for Weaverlacks momentumBy Michael Fell"Half Moon Street" is anotherstar vehicle, this time for SigourneyWeaver. The majority of starvehicles are mediocre and,usually, just plain bad. When awriter thinks of a story that will besthighlight an actor or actress, heoften sacrifices the best story hecan write for a story that is only bestfor that one person. The storybecomes the second concern,perhaps ever third of fourth. Theproblem with star vhicles is thatthere are very few totlallyengaging personalitites on thescreen that can hold together amovie in which nothing much isgoing on. "Half Moon Street: is anexample.Sigourney Weaver plays anAmerican Ph.d working at a thinktank in London thta does work onMiddle Eastern problems. The payis minimal and Sigourney'apartment feature a bathtub thannever works. She tries to get afellowship to India but is beaten outby a colleague. Her own work isappropriated by her boss whoprints her article under his name.What's an intelligent, independentgirl to do?Why. go into prostitution, ofcourse. She joins an escort serviceand one of her clients is MichaelCaine, a British diplomat workingon solving the Middle EastProblem. Amidst all of Sigourney'sother sexual partners and Caine'spolitical troubleshooting, theymanage to fall in love. Caine istargeted for death by somepeople who profit from war andSigourney becomes an unwittingaccomplice. "Half Moon Sttreet" is betterthan most star vehicles and sissweems as if the script was writtenwith a real story in mind. However,the film concentrates so much onSigourney that it's an enterprise intrying to make Ms. Weaver lok asgood a possible. Sher is in vertuallyevey scene and most of the timewithout benefit of clothing. Thecamera is matter-of-fact about herconstant nudity, a puroseful devicethat illustrates the character'sfrankness about herindependence and her desires.In fact, the first third of the movieconcetrates on Weaver'scharacter development. Since thisThe camera is matter-of-fact about her constantnudity, a purposefuldevice that illustrates thecharacter’s franknessabout her indepen¬dence and her desires.is no amazingly new interestingtype of person, ther's a lack offocus to the execise and most of itis extraneous. Wehn Weaver andCaine meet and eventually fall inlover, the movei gets an interestingcouple together that could sustainthe viewris attention. But the focusshift to the attempt on Caine's life isthe last third of the movie. But thevewer has by then already caughton to th culprits and ther isn't muchsuspense."Will their love survive Half MoonStreet?" Unfortuantely the movieexpended too much energy nnMs. Weaver instead of the loveaffair to make us really care.CONSULTANTS TO INTERNATIONAL FIRMSWE HAVE CLIENTS SEEKING QUALIFIEDINDIVIDUALS WITH LANGUAGE AND AREAEXPERTISE REGARDING FOREIGN MARKETS. 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The MDC can only sell to Universitydepartments and its full time faculty, staff, and students.Microcomputer Distribution Center1307 East 60th St. (Rear Entrance)Phone:962-6086 & Hours: 10:00 to 4:00 M-FThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986—17B-ball takes secondBy Arzou AhsanStaff WriterThe University, of Chicago Women’sbasketball team travelled to Boston thisweekend to defend their title as the 1985Co-ed Classic champions. At MIT's Kochtournament, the Maroons played well,placing two players, Madelyn Detloff andMaria Del Favero, on the all-tournamentteam, but finished second to this year'schampion Rochester University.Chicago opened the tournament withan impressive 64-51 win over the hostteam MIT. Combining a balanced,organized attack with intense defense, theMaroons quickly jumped out to a 29-25half time lead and never looked back. Bythe end of the game all five starters,Charlean Cobbin, Detloff, KathyFitzpatrick, Christine Bork and DelFavero, had scored in the double figures.In the championship game, however,inexperience, questionable officiating and atough opponent (Rochester is ranked #1 inNY state) painted a different picture.Rochester frazzled the young Chicago teamwith a man-to-man defense and a full courtpress. The Maroons failed to execute theoffenses that had proved successful in theprevious game and turned the ball over apainful 28 times. Taking advantage,Rochester pumped in a 6 point lead in theopening minutes and dug the hole to 19points by half time.Chicago settled down in the secondhalf and came back to outscore Rochesterby 3 points. Again, the offensive patternsand balanced attack were the key toChicago's game. Unfortunately, it was toolittle too late. Rochester went on to win58-42.Led by Detloff and Del Favero,Chicago turned in several impressiveindividual performances. Freshmen CindyCockrel and Ruth Williams played notablywell, especially on the boards. Detloff susual intensity and "most impressive "defense earned her all-tournament teamhonors. Del Favero, an all tournamentselection last year also played well andmade the all-tournament team. Fitzpatrick, however, got lost in the shuffle. Sheplayed two great games but fell one voteshort of making the five member team.The key to Chiago's future successwill be bringing it all together. Accordingto Head Coach Susan Brower, "thecompetition (at the tournament) was astough as we'll face all year." The teammade "some early season mistakes, butalso played some good ball." As Detloffsaid, "(the team) needs to gel. We have alot of things to work on, but that doesn'tmean we won't win."Men's B-balldefeats MITCaptains Tom Lepp and Mike Cliffordled the men’s basketball team to arespectable third place showing at the MITDavid Koch tournament last weekend.Clifford was named to the all-tournamentteam for his 21 point effort in a 87-69loss to eventual champions, WashingtonUniversity, and 12 point performance in a63-52 Chicago victory over MIT. Leppcontributed 21 points and 8 rebounds to thewin.Foul trouble hurt the Maroons againsta physical Wash U squad. Starting postmen Dave Witt and Lepp were whistled forearly fouls, and thus saw limited plaingtime in the second half. Lepp eventuallyfouled out of the game with :24 remaining.Despite playing with four fouls, Witttallied 16 points, 7 rebounds and 3 assistsin the loss.Chicago re-grouped in the consolationgame against the host school. TheMaroons went into the locker roomtrailing 32-33 at half time. They cameback in the second half to outplay MIT 31-19. Four starters scored in double figuresfor U of C, while the defense held MIT'sleading scorer to only 9 pointsThe Maroons open their conferenceseason against Lake Forest College thisSaturday at Henry Crown FieldHouse. Tip-off time is 7:30 pm.Around the HornClemens named AL MVPBy Ricky SnyderStaff WriterRoger Clemens was named AL MostValuable Player early last week, becomingonly the eigth pitcher to win the MVP andCy Young Awards in the same season.Clemens went 24-4 with a 2.48 eamed-runaverage (leading the league in bothdepartments), and was only sevenstrikeouts shy of winning the pitcher'sTriple Crown. He set a major leaguerecord by striking out 20 batters on April29 against the Seattle Mariners. Fourteenof his wins followed Red Sox losses.However, an interesting question hadresurfaced: Should a pitcher qualify to winthe MVP, or should it be restricted toeveryday players?Clemens received 19 of 28 first placevotes for 339 points, beating out Yankeefirst baseman Don Mattingly, who had 258points. Mattingly had the numbers:finishing second in the batting race with a.352 average, 31 homers, 53 doubles, 113RBIs, and a certain Gold Glove winner.He played in all 162 games, epitomizingan everyday player. But was he morevaluable than Clemens? Mattingly said it was hard for him toconceive "that a guy who is in 33 or 34games can be as valuable as a guy who isout there 162 games." When a pitcher hasthe kind of year that Clemens had, one inwhich he contributed more to his team’ssuccess than any other player in the league,he deserves the MVP. In 1978, there waslittle doubt that Ron Guidry was the mostvaluable player in all of baseball. Yet,Jim Rice won the award, mainly on thebasis that he played everyday and Guidrydid not. I applaud the sportswriters whoawarded the 1986 AL MVP to....the mostvaluable player.Flashes...Michael Jordan set an NBA record byscoring the Bulls last 18 points on Fridayagainst the Knicks...Gene Michael willreturn as manager of the Cubs in1987...Ted Sator, coach of the New YorkRangers, was fired Friday and replaced onan interim basis by general manager PhilEsposito...20 year old Mike Tyson becamethe youngest heavyweight champion inhistory when he TKO'd Trevor Berbick onSaturday night...Wayne Gretzky scoredgoal No. 500 in only his 575th game, IntramuralScoreboardPlayoff resultsTouch FootballWomen's Undergrad Championship11-8-86Upper Wallace 19Breckinridge 12Women’s all-University Championship11-15-86Law School 14Upper Wallace 0Men’s Championship 11-20-86Sisco Kids 19Hale House 0 Co-ed Undergradresident volleyballMonfay-SaMday .leagueWotShorey 3Compton 2Bishop's 1Thompson 0Salisbury 0Late results 11-22-86:Thompson vs Bishop'sThompson vs SalisburyShorey vs SalisburyMen’s TennisUndergrad Resident finalVivek Sahota (Chamberlain) defeatedMick Busse (Lower Flint)Undergrad Independent finalDante Bacani (Fishbein) vs Brad Gupta(PsiU) Tuesday-Fridav leagueWonPsiU/AOPi 2Fallers 2Filbey 2Max Mason 1Lower Flint 0Graduate finalKiyoshi Kagemaya defeatedNick Gustilo Late results 11-21-86:Filbey vs Max MasonFallers vs Max MasonAll-UniversityKiyoshi Kagemaya defeatedVivek SahotraWomen’s TennisUndergrad Resident final 11-21-86Cassandra Xathos (Salisbury) vs JenChu (Upper Wallace) Wednesdav-Fridav leagueWonBroadview 'A' 3Bradbury 3Michelson House 2Breckinridge 1Coulter/Linn 0Dewey 0Graduate-Independent championBeth Boland won on a byeHandball 11-21-86Women’s ChampionSally HeipelmanMen's championRob Michael BainTurkey TrotMen’s ChampionDavid Todd (Grad) 4:58Women's ChampionDiana Peterson (Upper Wallace) 6:58Men’s Table TennisMen's Undergrad Independent finalTony Kusnik defeated Sam MillerMen's Undergrad Resident finalNavaneet Chailert (Hitchcock) defeatedJohn Park (Compton)Graduate finalRich Gunderman defeated Aslam KhanAll-University finalNavaneet Chailert deafeatedRich Gunderman Late results 11-21-86:Breckinridge vs Coulter/LinnCoulter/Linn vs DeweyBradbury vs DeweyBroadview 'A' vs Michelson HouseWedncsdav-Saturdav leagueWonL. Wallace/Rickert 4Fishbein 2U. Wallace/Rickert 1Vincent 1Hale House- 0Late results 11-22-86:Vincent vs FishbeinU. Wallace/Rickert vs FishbeinMondav-Thursdav leagueWonTufts 2Upper Flint lHitchcock/Snell 1Dodd/Mead 0Blacks tone 0Late results 11-24-86:Blackstone vs Upper FlintTufts vs Upper FlintHitchcock/Snell vs Dodd/MeadVolleyballMen’s Undergrad champion Co-ed undergradFiji A independent volleyballMen's Grad and all-University championDig-1-House Tucsdav-Thursdav leagueWomen’s Undergrad championShorey HouseWomen’s grad and all-Universitychampionv;Med. 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BroderMaroon Editor-in-Chief 1948HANOVER, NH—Here in NewHampshire, the main battleground ofAmerican politics for the next 15 monthsbecause of its first-in-the-nationpresidential primary, the question nowbeing asked is: What in the world hashappened in the Reagan White House?It is the right question to ask asanother presidential campaign cyclebegins, because the destructive mixtureof naivete and secrecy which characterizedthe foolhardy dealings with Iran hasbecome the chronic undoing of modemPresidents.Ronald Reagan is the third of threestrong Presidents in the last quarter-century, each of whom won a massivelandslide election victory and each ofwhom came a cropper by pursuing, insecret, high-risk policies which could notstand the light of day.Lyndon B. Johnson, the first of thethree to lose his way, had the naivenotion that he could impose an American-designed version of democracy on acountry called South Vietnam. When hefailed to "win the hearts and minds" ofthe Vietnamese, he led the United States,by stealthy steps, into an undeclared warin the jungles, against the warnings ofmost professional soldiers and someexperienced foreign-policy advisors. As aresult, his tenure was shortened and hishistoric domestic achievementsdiminished.Richard M. Nixon, the second of thisill-starred trio, expanded the war toCambodia in secret (or so he supposed).Then, fatally, he decided to deal withdomestic dissent and political oppositionby sanctioning a secret police operationrun from the White House itself. He,too, paid the price of a premature end tohis presidency and brought down a cloudover his other achievements.Reagan's blunder in Iran does not seem to be of similar dimensions, but itstems from the same cause—the fatalblend of ignorance and arrogance,operating unchecked in carefully arrangedbut inevitably short-lived secrecy.It was extraordinarily naive to believethat the United States could pursue forlong a policy which was at odds with thepublic statements of our leaders and thecourse of action we were urging on ourallies. Equally naive were the subsidiaryassumptions: that we could end the Iran-Iraq war by shipping arms to one of thecombatants; that we could reduce the riskto hostages by cozying up to theircaptors' sponsors; that we could trust thetheocratic thugs in Iran to keep secret anAmerican administration's actions whichwere so hypocritical that even "friendly"congressmen would gag on them if theyknew.This kind of thing did not happen inthe first Reagan administration, largelybecause then-chief of staff James A.Baker III, a Texan who came toWashington a year after Watergate ended,had a personal memory of the forces thatdestroyed the Johnson and Nixonpresidencies. He also had a historicalunderstanding of the difference theFounders intended between a Presidentand an absolute monarch.Baker's view became the operatingrule of the first Reagan administration.It was that no policy of any scope,significance or duration could bemaintained unless it could enlist supportof sensible people in the press andpublic.Since his departure to the Treasuryand the complete takeover of the WhiteHouse staff by Donald T. Regan, a verydiffereent set of assumptions hasoperated. Regan’s belief, as he has statedit, is that he is there to fulfill the wishesof a President who carried 49 states andwho therefore has a mandate whichoverrides any objections that may beraised from any quarter. When the lodging of objections would block theinitiation of the policy (as would havebeen the case had Congress known of thearm shipments to Iran), then thisperverse logic suggests that secrecy isnot only justified but obligatory.Iran is no isolated instance. In theplight of poor Eugene Hasenfus and inother incidents, we have learned that theReagan administration has winked at andencouraged shipments of arms andmaterial to forces seeking the overthrowof the government of Nicaragua-anaction outside the law and against thestrictures of Congress.In the case of Libya, we have learnedthat the administration carried on acampaign of disinformation-lying, inless fancy language-to and through theAmerican news media, in order to achieveExams its goal of removing Moammar Gadhafi.At the Iceland summit, we learnedthat Reagan introduced proposals whichhad been improvised in secrecy by ahandful of White House advisors,operating without consultation with thePentagon chiefs or staff or America'sleading allies and in contradiction of long¬standing principles of the free world'sdefense.Make no mistake about the seriousimport of these disclosures. Thisadministration is far down the slipperyslope that led to the ruin of the Johnsonand Nixon presidencies.Somehow, we have to break thispattern of paranoia in the presidency.New Hampshire, where history suggeststhe identity of the next President mayfirst emerge, is the right place to begin.Now we come to the last, but themost elevated blessing which examsconfer upon us all. They teach us aboutmorality and how to deal with it in aninsane world. You can tell a lot aboutthe moral fiber of the person you'redating depending in how they treat youduring exam time. The lowest of thelow will break up with you the nightbefore your biggest test. A real gem ofhumanity will give backrubs on demad.Exams will also teach you a lot aboutyour own strength of character, or ratherhow to hide your lack of it Forexample, your weekly call home to momis now five days overdue. You feel likethe scum ring in a Hyde Park apartmentbathtub for not calling her until youthink about your situation a little more."Why, it's just better for me to wait untilI'm through with these exams," you sayto your roommate in a burst of selflessinsight. "After all. Mom is a greatperson and I really don t deserve to talkto her unless my mind is clear and I can give her some quality time."Of course, as I mentioned above, themorality in relationships becomes mucheasier to rationalize, albeit a lot moreMachiavellian, when everyone is caughtup in exams. Yes, dating a personwhom you find to be dull, boring, and anintellctual pet rock just because he hasgreat biceps (and can tupe 70 words aminute with them) is morallyreprehensible, but it becomes less soduring exam time. After all, breaking upwith the big lunk would hurt his GPA.too!In a couple of weeks you will beburied under a mound of paper at thelibrary having lost sight of nearlyeverything but your plane uckets home.But do not forget about what yourbeloved University has done for you ingiving you a finals week like the oneswe experience at the U of C. Look inthe mirror during exam week and you'llsee just what it has done for you. Whata feeling!At the Corner of 53rd & Harper • 288-5971FREE FX-85 Printer whenyou buy an EQUITY ITComputer System♦Completely IBM Compatible♦Includes 20MBHard Disk♦Fast, Dual SpeedProcessor♦640K HAM + Clock/Calendar♦High Resolution mono/graphics monitor♦Free delivery, installation & training♦Unparalleled support!PSON Epson America. Inc . 2780 Lomrta BlvdTorrance. CA 90605 EPSON* is a registeredtrademark of Epson CorporationEquity'1' is a trademark of Epson Ame'ica Inc We’reCelebratingOur 10 thAnniversarySunday, November 30thFrom 11 a.m.to4p.m.-refreshments- -refreshments-Bring this ad and receive a10% discount on any itemin the store.-ONE DAY ONIY-1538 E. 55th St.(in the Hyde ParkShopping Center) 288-5500The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday. November 25. 1986-21Long suffering student growls over T-shirtTo the Editor:In the three years that I have been astudent at the University of Chicago, Ihave witnessed numerous examples ofthe administration's lack ofoverwhelming concern for students' livesoutside the classroom. Up to this point,however, I have been content to keep mypeace and suffer in silence. After all, thiswouldn’t be the University of Chicago Iknow and love if the Bursar's Office wereopen nine to five. What has finallycoerced me into writing this letter is mysense of justice has been abused.Although displaying a rather callousattitude when student issues have beeninvolved in the past, the University hasnever before, to my ;knowledge, takencalculated advantage of a small studentgroup in a way that is totally unethicaland propably unlawful for the solepurpose of material gain. Apparently,however, time was all that was requiredfor this type of situation to arise. For anumber of months, the University ofChicago Bookstore has been involved inthe independent sale of a T-shirt that isalmost identical to the one that has beensold by the students of Michelson House(6th floor, Shoreland Hall) since 1982.The sales of this shirt, in fact, have been Michelson House’s primary source ofsocially-oriented funds since the shirt'sinception, and it is these funds that arebeing threatened by the Bookstore.This shirt, which will be recognizableto many, is captioned "The University ofChicago, A Nobel Place," and thenproceeds to list the U of C alumni andfaculty who have been awarded Nobelprizes. The students of Michelson Househave sold this shirt in their free time andby the sweat of their brow for more thanfive years so that their fellow studentscould enjoy an occasional study break ortrip out of Hyde Park. Over the lastschool year, however, the shirt, whichhad once been a quite popular item oncampus, suddenly became quite difficultto sell. So much so, in fact, that thesocial activities of the floor becamedrastically curtailed. Where once studentshad been able to sell nine or ten shirts inan hour, now they are lucky to sell oneor two. It was about that time that a shirtlooking very much like the house's shirtbegan appearing in the Bookstore and onthe bodies of U of C students. This was adisconcerting situation, to say the least.How could a student group so small andlacking in influence as Michelson Househope to compete with the Bookstore with its high visibility and prestige?Naturally, the first (and perhaps mostnaive) thought was that the Bookstorewas unaware of the similarity between itsand Michelsonn House’s T-shirt. Assuch, a group of students approached theBookstore and began to discuss thesituation. In front of two people, amember of the Bookstore managementadmitted that they had begun to sell theirT-shirt in response to calls by alumnirequesting information about MichelsonHouse's T-shirt. At this point, the Deanof Students was brought into thediscussion and a solution proposed. Thestudents of Michelson House werecontent to allow the Bookstore tocontinue to sell their T-shirt if some ofthe profit from the sale of the shirt wereto be given to the house. This seemedgenerous. After all, the shirt had beensold by Michelson House for a numberof years. In the real world, it would seemwell within the rights of MichelsonHouse to seek a legal solution to whatwas pretty clearly the theft of theirintellectual property. It seemed as if theproblem was solved and all that remainedwas to work out the details.In reality, this was far from true. Lastmonth, a delegation of students from Michelson House again approached theBookstore management with the intent tofinalize a deal that would recognizeMichelson's House interest in the shirt.Rather than standing by their formerstatements, the Bookstore managementdeclared that they had thought up the ideafor their shirt independently and that theyhad never heard of the Michelson HouseT-shirt. The students were treated rudelyand without a shred of decency, and itquickly became apparent that theBookstore would keep their profits andignore the damage being done to the livesof Michelson House residents.I call upon the administration tocorrect this situation, and repudiate theunconscionable actions of the Bookstore.In addition, I ask the students of thisUniversity to refuse to be a part of theBookstore's lack of concern for studentsand their lives, and stop buying thecounterfeit shirt. Michelson Housestudents still sell the shirt in Cobb Halland the Reynold's Club, and as such, it isstill possible to contribute to theimprovement of students’ lives, ratherthan to the profits of the Bookstore.Arie Stephen Friedman4th Year StudentPub Policy attracts good studentsVIEWPOINTExams induce fitnessBy Karen E. AndersonViewpoints EditorAs grades from papers and exams flyback at you like dangerous boomerangs,most of you are trying to forget the workwhich is still ahead of you for thisquarter. But I would like to say a fewthings in praise of one of the leastappreciated occurences in a student’s life:finals week.As a naive first year student, I didnot appreciate the veritable comocopia ofbenefits which shower themselves onstudents as they enter final exams. Butas I progress through my third year at theUniversity I see only too clearly that myearly scepticism about the virtues of atension-ridden exam period which did notseem to reflect what anyone had learnedor, for that matter, what anyone hadattempted to teach, was simply ashallow, hastily reached conclusion.Like many things in my life, age, time,and wrinkles have caused me to seethings much more clearly. Finals confertheir benefits in a great fourfold schemewhich I now comprehend.The first positive effect which examsbestow is an increase in the stamina andfitness of the student body in general.Jane Fonda can do all the marathonworkouts that she pleases, but she willnever find the true physical exhilarationthat comes from doing too much work intoo short a time. Scoffing at thoseinstitutions which spoil their students bygiving them a week-long reading period,a U of C student discovers the bodypriming effects of pushing humanendurance to the limits as she runs thefour minute mile across campus at 4:59to hand in the paper that gets markeddown half a grade for each minute after5:00. If you ever doubt that studentshere have great legs, check out the calveson one of the late afternoon typists inyour dorm - you'll see the muscles ofOlympic Decathalon material.Elizabeth Taylor simply had thewrong idea when she tried to lose weightby going to fat farms. Let's face it, Lizdear, nothing in the world gets you inshape like the massive adrenalin rush a Uof C student feels as he kicks amalfuctioning sods machine in the weehours of the morning, attempting to bythat last diet Coke which will enable himto stay up past the three am mark tostudy. One and two and kick that coinslot - what a feeling!The second positive effect thatexams have on our lives is one which isespecially important to students at abusiness minded place like thisUniversity. Finals do more to stimulatecampus economy than Homecoming andAlumni weekend put together. We all know that we should eat the nutritiousmeals that our parents buy for us in thedormitory dining halls. If we have nothad this dubious blessing bestowed onus, we still realize that it is muchcheaper and certainly much healthier togo shopping for fresh vegetables andstaples like nee and macaroni, and thento fix our own little meals three times aday from scratch. But during exams,there just isn’t time! It becomes so easyto justify eating away from home bythinking, "Gee, buying this pizza seemsa little extravagant now, but if I use thietime I saved in cooking dinner tonight tostudy so that I get a 4.0 GPA and can goto a really good law school, spending tenbucks on dinner will seem like chickenfeed when I'm working for a big firm."Likewise, the dinner lines at thedormitories become dauntingly longduring exams, and it is so easy torationalize going to Morry's to get somequick, greasy food that will make yourstomach reel and your skin braeak outrathter than waiting in line for dorm foodwhich basically has the same effect.Jobs are created in restaurants and coffeeshops throughout Hyde Park to serve thismob of library-bound, ravenousconsumers, and cash flows from studentsto happy merchants.Of course we must not overlook thesocial environment which, whileadmittedly somewhat warped, is still agift from the finals week Magi. Peoplewith whom you were friends for a fewweeks during your first year and who didnot seem to notice all quarter that youwere classmates grace your door in drovesonce the word is out that you have acopy of last year’s exam. "You know, Ijust didn't recognize you with that newhaircut you’ve got!" they cry artfully."Here, have some of the brownies mymom sent - you know the ones that youalways liked so much - mind if I step infor a while?" Your lovingly hidden copyof last year’s test is whisked out to thenearest photocopy machine. You canonly wonder why the brownies leave asour taste in your mouth.It can be said that finals week makesfor strange bedfellows. Depending onhow good your tutorial skills are, itcertainly dredges up a lot of ex boy- andgirl- friends who suddenly remeber yourexpertise in biology, though they claimto be thinking of your talents in otherareas. Or maybe they just can't find theright words to tell you how they reallyfeel about you, and in addition they coulduse a little help on an overdue Descartespaper. It's a general rule of thumb thatthe smarter you are, the more attractiveyou will look during exam time.continued on page 21 To the EditorStudents and faculty in theCommittee on Public Policy Studieswere pleased to see your lead article onthe recent gift from Irving Harris towardthe creation of a School of Public PolicyStudies at Chicago (Maroon, November11). I was especially pleased to see thatyour account was more accurate than thatof a local newspaper. Indeed, there isonly one correction that should be madeto your account. In the report of the adhoc commiue on the future of publicpolicy studies last winter quarter, therewere, as you note, three major concernsabout the future. These were funding,senior faculty commitment, andleadership - not students. There was noconcern about students. The one point ofunanimous agreement from all quarters isthat the Committee has had remarkablesuccess in attracting and educatingoutstanding students who have gone onto very good jobs in the policy world,from Washington to Chicago andSpringfield. As one who teaches in twoother strong units of the University(Political Science and Philosophy) I canattest to the wonderful quality of thestudents in Public Policy. That we haveattracted such good students whilesuffering from a shortage of resources andwhile in a temporary state of existence is one the chief reasons for considering thepossibility of establishing a newChicago School in what must count asfinancially troubled times.The third concern of the ad hoccommitte was leadership. At the time ofthe committee's deliberations, PublicPolicy Studies had had five chairmen inten years. I think the gift from IrvingHarris alleviates this concern of the adhoc committee. By dealing with theproblem of finances over the near and, toa lesser extent, long term, it should makefinding a strong first dean of the Schoolmuch easier. The other concern, currentsenior faculty commitment to teaching inthe program, has been answered by manysenior faculty with strong interests inpolicy analysis who have proposed toteach specific courses in Public PolicyStudies.I hope you may soon have a story onthe formal creation of a Chicago Schoolof Public Policy Studies. TheUniversity and the larger community willjointly benefit from its contributions toour intellectual and public lives.Sincerely,Russell HardinChair, Committee on PublicPolicy StudiesProfessor of Political Science andPhilosophyThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It is published twice weekly, onTuesdays and Fridays.Back issues are available, by mail only, at $1.50 for each issue. 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GH 4534 for current repo listPEOPLE WANTEDParticipants needed for paid experiments onmemory and reasoning conducted by members ofthe Dept of Behavioral Sciences. Call 962-8861to arrange an appointment.DO YOU HAVE A LAZY EYE? If so, you may beable to earn $15 for 2 to 3 hours spent performingtests of visual function Call Bill Swanson at theEye Research Labs, 962-1987 or 962-9412.PART-TIME SURVEY ASSISTANT for downtownmanagement consulting firm. Must be excellenttypist w/experience working in an office. MAC512 experience helpful. IR, B-School, Hosp.Admin students would be ideal. $7.25 hr to start.10-20 flexible hours a week. Call Ellen Bernstein,782-5588.Ten free sessions with a psychotherapist-in¬training at the Chicago Counseling & Psycho¬therapy Center. Sessions don't substitute foractual psychotherapy, but volunteers havefound them useful. Call Pat Wilson-684-1800.Full-time child care for 4-month old baby Bring toyour home. Call 528-5868 after noon.Editorial and administrative assistance. Flexible,part-time schedule. Applied Philosophy. $8.00/-hr. Vivian Weil 567-3472.EARN MONEY EASILY selling magazines at adiscount (they sell themselves) great holidaygifts! Receive your own subscriptions free! Greatcommisions! Phone 282-2107 evenings.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone 955-4417.PASSPORT AND ID PHOTOSWhile you wait!MODEL CAMERA & VIDEO 493-67001342 EAST 55TH STREETEDITING, WORD PROCESSING, TYPINGJames Bone, 363-0522. Hourly fee, <. * •* ./Chicago Counseling 4 Psychotherapy Centeroffers Client-centered psychotherapy to kids,families, couples and individuals in our Loop orHyde Park office. Insurance acccepted-slidingfee scale available. Call 684-1800.Affordable psychotherapy is available in theChicago Counseling & Psychotherapy Center'sFlat-fee Program. Call The Center-684-1800VIDEO TRANSFERSWe offer excellent service transferring virtuallyall video formats, including VHS, BETA, U-MATIC, 1' and 8MM Call for price quotesMODEL CAMERA & VIDEO 493-67001342 EAST 55TH STREET cBabysitter available 288-3855.FOR SALEArchitectural jewel on 3 wooded acres nearBeverly Shores, IN 4 Dunes Nat. Park. 1986sqft. Modem cedar & glass. 2 car garVopnr. 45min. from U of C by car or train. $115,000 CallRenard at Callahan Rlty. (219) 926-4298.Homesite in Beverly Shores, IN. Spectacularview of Lake Michigan and Chicago skyline. 45min. from U of C by car or train. $65,000. CallRenard at Callahan Rlty. (219) 926-4298.VIOLA for sale. Excellent student instrument.Case and bow included. Must sell. Call 962-7512days, 684-8474 eves.Earn $480 wkly. $60 per 100 envelopes stuffed.Guaranteed. Homeworkers needed for companyproject stuffing envelopes and assemblingmaterials. Send sase to JBK Mailcompany POBox 25-71 Castaic, California, 91310.Books, old & rare holiday sale. 25 - 75% off onentire stock. Sat. Nov. 29, 4 Sat Dec 6, 11-5.Helena Szepe Books 1525 E. 53rd St. Hyde ParkBank Bldg. Suite 902.493-4470.FOR SALE or rent Commodius, 1st fl 4-rm aptAcross from campus. Low assessments, makean offer or rent $450 @ mo. Call, 779-8010, ext1306.WANTEDStudy Subjects Wanted: 18-35 y.o. women withregular periods and not on the Pill. Studyrequires a 24 hour hospital stay. $50 reim¬bursement! For further information call 962-6640,Tuesday or Wednesday mornings.SCENESOpen the Holiday Season with a special show atthe Hyde Park Theater, Nov. 29, 10:30am-12:30. Care Bears II film, cartoons, Santa Claus,ballons, surprises. $5.00 donation benefits HydePark Preschool Center. For info and tickets call667-7269.WOMEN'S UNION MEETING Wednesday 6.30pmIda Noyes Hall 210$5 STUDENT RUSH TICKETS to Court Theatre'sTartuffe are available day of performance, Wed,Thurs, and Sun, to students with a valid studentID. Buy tickets at the box office, 5535 S Ellis, orcall 753-4472 for detailsPERSONALS'TO YOUR HEALTH - KNOW YOUR LIMITS IFYOU CHOOSE TO DRINK." SKI BUMSSPEND WINTER TERM SKIING. Vermont skidorm seeks menial laborers. Full room 4 board,skipass, long hours, insulting salary. Washdishes, read Nietzsche, ski everyday. 548-2907or 947-9818 Leave message.STUDENT LOANSYou may not have to get a part-time job if you geta Student Loan from The First National Bank ofChicago. Call Kelly Alexander at 1-800-828-7283to find out more1-HR PHOTO FINISHINGFull service photo lab in Harper Court. One- hourcolor prints, same day B8W and E.6, next day.ektachrome. Come see our gallery! Axis PhotoPlus. 5225 So. Harper. 955-FAST.STUDENT LOANSNeed money for college? The First National Bankof Chicago can help. Call Kelly Alexander 1 -800-828-7283.APARTMENT FOR SALE1 bdrm. Co-Op Apt. Only $4,150. (Really) Newkitchn., bath, backyd. Laundry, parking at 1012E 54th St. Call Mrs. Willis 962-3421 or Jeff 951-7761 (day), 248-4992 (eve).LESBIAN? GAY? Bl?GALA discussion on Tuesdays at 9 at 5615 SWoodlawn. Coming Out Group at 8, Social Hourat 10. Warm, friendly, all are welcome.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!Daily from noon to Midnight.EDWARDO’S FOR LUNCH10 min service in dining rm from quick-lunchmenu or it’s free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E 57th ph 241-7960.LATKE VSHAMENTASHENDon't Miss The 40th Annual Latke HamentashenSymposium TONIGHT 7:30 Ida Noyes HallCloister Club. Sponsored by Hiliel House. APPLE PRODUCTSFROM MDCMacPIus Christmas Bundle - MacPIus, Image-writer II, Maclightening software, and Gift Box -1,720.Enhanced 512K Mac Christmas Bundle -En-hanoed 512K Mac, Imagewriter II, MacLight-ening, plus Gift Box - 1,375. Contact MDC forfurther information.MODEMS FROM MDCU.S. Robotics 1200 Baud Modem - $195U.S. Robotics 2400 Baud Modem - $360Cable-$15Contact the MDC at 962-6086 for furtherinformation.MICROSOFT FORMAC FROM MDCWord - $60; Works - $165; Excel - $210Contact MDC For further information at 962-6086.MDC PRICE LISTSAvailable at Usite Wteboldt 310, ComputationCenter 1155 E 60 Street and MDC 1307 E 60 St.MICROSOFT FORIBM AT MDCWord - $85; BASIC - $217; Mouse - $115;windows - $55; Chart - $165; Project - $217.Contact MDC for further information call 962-6082.ZENITH PRODUCTSAT MDCZ-171 Portable - $1080; 384K Additional MemoryPlus Battery Pack - $100. Contact MDC forfurther information at 962-6086IBM PRODUCTSFROM MDCPC Bundle Special includes 256K, 2 Dnves,Monochrome Monitor, Monochrome Display andPnnter Adaptor - $1080; Proprinter - $410Contact MDC at 962-6086 for more pncinginformation."NEED A DRINK? YOU MAY NEED HELP. FORMORE INFORMATION, CALL:ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (24HRS) 346-1475STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES 962-6840CAMPUS HOTLINE 753-1777THE COLLEGE STUDENT RESOURCE CENTER962-3077STUDENT MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC 753-2332AV SERVICESQuick convenient and inexpensive. Passportphotos while you wait. Same day ektachromedevelopment. Many other services as well. Formore information call 962-6263 or stop by S-30 inthe basement of Billings.$100 - SUBJECTSNEEDEDParticipate in a study investigating the relation¬ship between concentration, mood, physicalsymptoms, and biological rhythms during every¬day life. Couples are needed for a month longstudy at Univ. of Chicago. You must have livedtogether for more than a year, be older than 20,and not have children Call 753-3872. and leaveyour name and numbersAre you denyingyourself a better shotat grad school?You may, if you fail to take aStanley H Kaplan prep courseKaplan has prepared over 1 million students for exams like theLSAT. GMAT. GRE and MCATCall Its not too late to do betteron your grad school exam1KAPLANStANtfYH K API AN {DUOTIOMA.I OMTBi JUDON T COMPETE WITHA KAPLAN STUDENT-BE ONECall Days, Eves 4 WeekendsOUL-A-TEST HOTLINE (312) 506*0106ARLINGTON HEIGHTS 437-6650CHICAGOCENTER 764-5151HIGHLAND PARK 433-7410LA GRANGE CENTER 352-5840*AII Cameras come with 50mm 1.7 lensesThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25, 1986—23• •HYDE PARK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE • •5th AnnualHoliday Sweepstakes20 Prizes of $100 each ••i• •• •Pi• • We want to be Santa for 20 lucky people. Win $100 in spending money—just intime to make your holiday shopping more joyous and to ease the cost of all the thingsyou’d like to buy. Participating members of the HYDE PARK CHAMBER OFCOMMERCE, listed below, present the Holiday Sweepstakes for 20 lucky winners.20 Prizes of $100 each in play money will be awarded at a drawing to be held at1:00 p.m., Saturday, December 6th, in the Hyde Park Shopping Center.RULES: Winner need not be present. No purchase necessary. Minimum age 18.Forms available at all participating merchants shown below. Winners may redeemany or all of the prize money at any or all of the participating merchants.REDEMPTIONS IN GOODS OR SERVICES ONLY. NO REDEMPTIONS IN CASH.Redemptions must be made by close of business December 24,1986. No employerslisted herein, their families, or their employees are eligible. • •iA-Active Business Machines(Sales & Repairs)1633 E. 55th St.752-0541Anderson’s Ace Hardware1304 E. 53rd St.493-3338Art Directions5211 S. Harper Ave.493-6158Benneton(retail clothing)1500 E. 53rd St.363-2112Cohn & Stern, Inc.(men's wear)1502 E. 55th St.752-8100Cooley’s Corner(gifts)5211 S. Harper Ave.363-4477Copyworks, Ltd.(copy service & printing)5210 S. Harper Ave.288-2233Dar & Gar’s Gifts & Cards1605 E. 55th St.955-4800Doralee Inc.(cards & gifts)1538 E. 55th St.288-5500East Harper Liquors, Inc.1516 E. 53rd St.752-4238 Foremost Liquors1531 E. Hyde Park Blvd.955-5660Mr. G’s(supermarket)1226 E. 53rd St.363-2175Gift Works Ltd.(Oriental gifts, candies, cards)1443 E. 53rd St.955-2229House of Eng South(Cantonese-Am. Cuisine)1701 E. 53rd St.324-6200Hyde Park Computers1466 E. 53rd St.288-5971Hyde Park Co-operative Society(supermarket)1526 E. 55th St.667-1444Hyde Park Office Products(office supplies & cards)1456 E. 53rd St.955-2510Hyde Park Video Movie Center1613 E. 55th St.288-3600Katsaros Pharmacy1521 E. 53rd St.288-8700Klm-Village Pharmacy1527 E. Hyde Park Blvd.955-0220 Kimberly & Lee(women’s accessories, jewelry)1529 E. 53rd St.493-1480Maxine’s(women’s wear)1507 E. 53rd St.241-6447Melody Foods1600 E. 53rd St.752-1588Mellow Yellow(restaurant)1506 E. 53rd St.667-2000Model Camera(photo supplies, finishing, video rentalsand sales)1342 E. 55th St.493-6700Dr. Morton R. Maslov(optometrist)1510 E. 55th St.363-6100The Music Works(musical instruments, instruction & repair)5210 S. Harper Ave.955-2266Plants Alive5210 S. Harper Ave.667-2036Randy’s Deli(restaurant)5319 Hyde Park Blvd.955-DELIRegent’s Club(Health Club & Swimming)5020 S. lake Shore Drive288-2131 Rita’s Fashion(women’s wear)1461 E. 53rd St.955-7682Seafruit(fish house & restaurant)1461 E. Hyde Park Blvd.483-0972Supreme Jewelers1452 E. 53rd St.324-1460Tots to Teens(children’s shoes)1463 E. 53rd St.947-9188Toys et Cetera5206 S. Harper Ave.324-6039University Lock & KeyTru-Value Hardware1609 E. 55th St.324-7960The Video Connection1368 E. 53rd St.947-8100/1Village Foods(supermarket & deli)1521 E. Hyde Park Blvd.288-8180Wild & Wooly(Needle Work & Knitting)5225 Harper, in Harper Court324-2266Yehia & Co. Hair Designs1459 E. 53rd St.667-1154/5 • •••i□• •• e.□• •□24—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 25,1986