INSIDE What is the differenceBatman goes intothe dark night between SILENT VOICESa U of C atheleteand a tennis pro? PAGE 11page 5 page 18Chicago MaroonVolume 98, No. 22 The University of Chicago Copyright 1986 Tuesday, November 18, 1986r CSA to elect ^reps this week Graduate stipends taxedBy Janine LanzaBy Jennings B.WilsonContributing WriterDespite upcoming CollegeStudent Assembly (CSA)annual elections, interest haslagged regarding many of theavailable positions in thiscollege equivalent of StudentGovernment.Petitions for this week’selections were circulated byprospective candidates duringseventh week. Each candidateneeeded ten signatures from theirrespective constituents in orderto be placed on the ballot Eachdorm gets either one, two, orthree representatives dependingupon its population. There arealso fraternity and off-campusrepresentatives. The actualelections will be held in theCollege mail room during all ofeighth week.As of Thursday, November13, eleven of the twentyDavid Feigerepresentative positions openhad no candidates. Write-ins areencouraged. All seats will beheld for one-year terms.Dave Feige was electedCSA Director by the current assembly in mid-October. Heis in charge of the currentelections but will not take overthe office from current CSADirector Sue Wrobel until thenew assembly begins winterSue Wrobelquarter. Feige says he plans tomake an improvement over lastyear and says that a referendumto bring back the LasciviousCostume Ball may be on theballot.The CSA is involved onlywith College affairs. It hasthree perennial committees: theActivities Committee, whichsponsors College events such asIda Royale, the StudentConcerns Committee, whichconsiders the general welfare ofCollege students, and theFinance Committee, whichfunds College organizations.The CSA also publishesThe Bored, a tri-weekly bulletinboard list of campus events, andmaintains a bulletin board inthe College mail room.College students areencouraged to attend CSAmeetings in the CSA office inIda Noyes Hall. Anyone canjoin any perennial or standingcommittee except the FinanceCommittee. The next meetingwill be held November 25. . Staff WriterThe recendy-adopted TaxReform Act of 1986 willcertainly affect the taxing ofgraduate financial aid, accordingto Allan Sanderson, assistantprovost. His office and theDepartment of Legal Counsel aresponsoring an open meeting onWednesday, November 19, at7:00 pm in Quantrell Auditoriumto discuss possible effects of thisrecent legislation.Under former tax laws, allmoney which a student receivedfrom scholarships or fellowshipswas tax- free for both tuition andliving expenses. Furthermore,tuition payments or refundsgranted for service as a teachingor research assistant were nottaxed. Money earned by teachingassistants for living expenses wastaxed but research assistants werenot taxed because their work wasconsidered necessary for a degree.Under the reformed tax code,Staff WriterTotal University enrollmenthas grown 13.7 percent since1983 to 8,844 registered studentsin the College, graduate schools,and professional schools,according to the Registrar’s office.While the number of studentshas risen in all parts of theUniversity, graduate studentenrollment has shown the mostpronounced growth, increasing by529 students, or 26 percenLAllen Sanderson, assistantprovost, explained, "Part of it isattributable to the changes inresidence requirements ... Undera new system, we haveencouraged [graduate students] tostay registered."Second, we have, throughthe Century Program, added morefinancial aid for graduatestudents," Sanderson continued. which became effective onAugust 16, 1986, these practiceswill change. Money received fortuition from a fellowship orscholarship will remain tax-freebut stipend money will betaxable. Money earned by bothteaching and research assistantswill be taxed whether it is appliedto living expenses or tuitionpayments. It is this section ofthe tax code which will be"potentially the most devastatingproblem" according to Sanderson.Samuel Golden, associategeneral counsel at the Office ofLegal Counsel, explained that itwill be difficult to determine howmuch pay is fair for teaching orresearch assistants. Since thesepositions are considered a part ofthe student’s education whichprovide training and experience,schools could justify lower pay tocompensate for these other,nonmaterial benefits. But Goldenadded, "If tuition is paid becauseof a job the student performs thenSanderson also added that theUniversity has been competingmore aggressively for topgraduate students and credited thequality of the University'sprograms with boostingenrollmentDean of Students NancyMaull said that the anticipatedincrease in the number ofteaching jobs available in thefuture has made attending graduateschool more attractive forstudents.Enrollment in the Collegehas increased by 237 students, or8.2 percent, in the last threeyears. "It’s not just the freshmanclass that’s pushing the Collegeenrollment up ... It looks as ifwe have a higher rate of retentionthan last year," said Maull.The number of professionalschool students has risen by 226,or 8.6 percent, since 1983. Theschools of business, divinity. that part of the tuition which isconsidered payment is taxable."Thus, under the new law, tuitionwill be taxable, in part, if astudent job is the justification fortuition reduction, even if thestudent never handles the money.Another aspect of the newlegislation which is subject tointerpretation is the August 16,1986, effective date. It is clearthat scholarships, fellowships, orassistantships granted beforeAugust 16, 1986, will remainunder the jurisdiction of theformer tax codes. There will be aproblem, however, in determininghow long an assistantshipappointment lasts. This isimportant because once theappointment runs out and isrenewed it will come under thenew tax code. Golden stated thatthis question is being looked intohere and at other universities.There are implications of theTax Reform Act which couldcontinued on page 16increaseslaw, medicine, and social serviceadministration have grown insize, although the library andpublic policy schools haveexperienced a slight decline inenrollmentNancy MaullUniversity enrollmentBy Paul OkelAmerican college labelled " troubled institution1'By Michael P.MonahanCollege News EditorA report released by thePrinceton-based CarnegieFoundation for the Advancementof Teaching labelled the Americanundergraduate college a "troubledinstitution." The report, whichoffered proposals ranging fromthe gradual elimination ofstandardized testing to therelieving of pressure on facultymembers to publish, has alreadybegun to draw national criticismand praise.The 242-page study, entitled,"College: The UndergraduateExperience in America," is aresult of a three-year, $1 millionsearch for data, drawn from 5,000college faculty, 4,500undergraduates, auu 1,300 college presidents and otheradministrators, as well as 1,200high school students. Accordingto Ernest L. Boyer, the report'sauthor, 29 undergraduateinstitutions across the nationwere studied in depth andeventually became the core of thereportThe study aims much of itscriticism at colleges which claimto be selective institutions ofhigher learning, but in reality are"virtually open-door.” "There isa facade to American highereducation . . , prospectivestudents believe that admittanceto a college is a hard victory towin. The reality is quitedifferent," the report charges.The report contends thattoday, there are less than 50universities in the US that admitiess than naif die students who apply, thereby earning themthe title "selective."While most colleges requireprospective students to takestandardized tests such as theACT or SAT for admission, thereport holds that this practice isunnecessary and even somewhatdeceptive. "The irony is thatwhile students worry mightilyabout these examinations, theresults are often not takenseriously by the colleges.”Admissions officers stated that achief criterion for admission waseither a student’s grade average orclass rank. Sixty-two percent ofthe same admissions officersresponded that if neither the SATnor ACT had been considered,"the absence of such scores wouldhave made little or no differencein either the size or thecomposiuon of the class.' The report also urgescolleges to "demystify" theapplication process -- test scoresshould be put in "appropriateperspective." Schools that do notuse test scores as a determiningfactor in the selection process areurged to do away with themaltogether. "The vast majority ofstudents and colleges do not needa numerical matchmaker and westrongly urge that if a collegedoes not use the SAT or ACTscores as a significant yardstickfor the selection - and most donot - the tests should not berequired," stated the reportThe report further chargesthat at the undergraduateinstitutions plagued by the"facade" of the admissionsprocess, quality teaching issubordinate to careerism andfaculty publication fetishism. "Driven by careerism andovershadowed by graduate andprofessional education, many ofthe nation's colleges anduniversities are more successfulin credentialing than in providinga quality education for theirstudents," the report says.Concern for careers is highlyevident as the survey indicates:90% of US high school studentsand 88% of parents view careergoals as the pnmary purpose for acollege education. Only 28% ofparents and 27% of high schoolstudents see college as a place tobecome a more thoughtfulcitizen.Boyer pointed to the realitiesbehind such vocationalism:between today and 1990, therewill be 12-13 million jobsavailable for over 15 millionBA earners.1986 Nobel Prize winner to deliver two lecturesBy Michael MonahanCollege News EditorElir Wiesel, 1986 Nobel PeaceLaureate, will deliver two lectures inChicago in his first midwestemengagement since the Nobel Committeeannounced his award.The opening lecture, hosted byMoriah Congregation, will take place onSaturday evening, November 22, at 8:00pm in the Auditorium Theatre, 70 EastCongress Parkway. The world-renownedauthor, teacher, and human rightsspokesman will lecture on "A Song ForHope." Tickets for this lecture are stillavailable through Ticketron outlets or bycalling the Auditorium Theatre box officeat 922-2110. Admission is S10; alimited number of $25 box seats and $5tickets for full-time students and seniorcitizens are also available. However, theSunday morning lecture, presented by theElie Weisel Schuman Institute for Jewish Learning,at Northwestern University, is sold out.A limited quantity of autographed bookswill be available before both lectures.Mr. Wiesel, bom in Sighet,Transylvania, survived both Auschwitzand Buchcnwald and decided to make ithis life's mission to bear witness to thedestruction of six million EuropeanJews. He has since become apreeminent spokesman for Jewish peoplethroughout the world. In accepting theNobel Peace Prize, he remarked, "I feelthat having survived, I owe something tothe dead . . . That was their obsession -- to be remembered. Anyone who docsnot remember, betrays them again."During the press conference after theaward was announced, he addressed suchissues as the arms race and South AfricanApartheid and also pleaded with MikhailGorbachev to release Jewish and non-Jewish dissidents.In recognition for his humanitarianefforts, he was awarded the CongressionalGold Medal in 1985, and FrenchPresident Francois Mitterand named hima Commander of the French Legion ofHonor. He is the Andrew MellonProfessor of the Humanities at BostonUniversity and was the first Henry LuceVisiting Scholar in the Humanities andSocial Thought at Yale University.Among his literary honors, Mr. Wieselhas received the Prix Midicis for ABeggar in Jerusalem, the Prix Inter forThe Testament , and the Grand Prix Literairc de la Cite dc Paris for The FifthSon. His more than 20 books and twoplays probe the meaning of theHolocaust and portray Biblical, Rabbinic,and Hassidic figures. He is also Chairman of the United States HolocaustMemorial Council and received the 1986Liberty Award. For more informationabout the lecture series or ticket sales,call Moriah Congregation at 948-5340.New Music Ensembleto perform free concertBy Michael MonahanCollege News EditorThe New Music Ensemble, a studentgroup in its ninth season which performsmusic of the twentieth century, willperform its Autumn Concert onNovember 30, at 8:00 pm in GoodspeedHall. Works by Messiaen, Shapey,Fritts, and Leone will be featured.The ensemble, founded by theDirector of Musical Performance BarbaraSchubert, performs a wide range ofmusic, including recognized masterpiecesas well as works composed by Universitystudents, with the composers themselvestaking an active role in performancepreparations. Although the works arepresented in most of their concerts by of small chamber groups or solos, theensemble has also presented multi-mediaworks as well as taped electronic music.In order to familiarize audiences withthe music of the twentieth century,concerts are presented not only in HydePark but also downtown at the ChicagoCultural Center. This year the ensemblewill present concerts of Universitystudent works under the auspices of theannual New Music Chicago Festival.These concerts, both in Hyde Park anddowntown, will supply a valuable outletfor student composers whose works forma significant part of the ensemble'srepertoire. The November 30 concert isfree, no ticket required. 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But if you do accidentally happen to inter¬rupt Lawrence, you ought to have something worth telling them.For example, you could mention that you called usingAT&T Long Distance Service because you can depend onAT&T’s high quality sendee and exceptional value.And then you can tell them that AT&T gives youimmediate credit if you dial a wrong number.And that you can count on AT&Tfor clear long distanceconnections.Finally, of course, youl should quickly reassurethem that you’re eatingenough, then let themhurry hack to the TVto catch the rest of theLennon Sisters’ BlueOyster Cult medley.2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986Chicago tips off its basketball season Friday at MITAROUND THE HORNRicky's Sports BriefsI'm sure you’re wondering, "Whatexactly is The Little Brown Jug?" Well,I’m not sure either, but I do know thatMinnesota's Gophers have it andMichigan doesn't Chip Lohmiller's 30-yard field goal on the game's final playruined the No. 2 Wolverines nationalchampionship hopes. Minnesota’s 20-17win over Michigan left Ohio State as theonly unbeaten team in the Big-Ten. TheWolverines will play Ohio State thisSaturday with the winner of that gamemore than likely going on to play ArizonaState (winners of the Pac-10) in the RoseBowl.* In 1983, LaMarr Hoyt pitched theChicago White Sox to the best record inbaseball and an AL Western Divisionchampionship. Recognized as the league'sbest pitcher, he won the Cy Young award.His future looked bright.But three years later, the future isuncertain for Hoyt. The San DiegoPadre's pitcher has pleaded guilty to twomisdemeanor drug charges, avoiding acriminal indictment and penalties of up to15 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.Hoyt was detained October 28 when asearch revealed he was carrying 500 pillsas he was entering the United States fromMexico. As part of a plea bargain, Hoythas agreed to spend at least 60 days in afederal prison, a fine of $5000, five yearsof probation and frequent drug testing, andforfeiture of his 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo.A sentence hearing is scheduled forDecember 16.* Brett Hull, the 22-year-old son offormer Black Hawk great Bobby Hull,played in his first regular-season NationalHockey League game last Thursday. Onlyone day after he was called up from the American Hockey League, Hull scored hisfirst NHL goal, snapping a 3-3 third-period tie. It gave Calgary a 4-3 victoryover the Hartford Whalers.* The Oklahoma Sooners beatColorado 28-0 this past weekend, whichcertainly didn't raise any eyebrows. Whatis surprising is that they had no passattempts, the first major-college team toacclomplish that feat since Georgia Techin 1976. Colorado didn't have much of anair game either-one completion for eightyards.* Rumors of a Carlton Fisk-GaryMatthews trade are exciting White Soxand Cub fans around the nation. Theswap could potentially put both teams inpennant races, with a possible cross-townWorld Series next season. Or maybe not.This week's Southside Sportsrap willfeature a very special interview withformer Maroons football player BruceMontella. Montella, who is currentlyattending Pritzker Medical School, andhost Jay Polk will be reviewing theMaroons' past season and discussingBruce's life after football. Joining Jaywill be Chevy Cook, Assistant SportsEditor of the Chicago Daily Defender,with a preview of this weeks'upcoming Public League footballchampionship game and analyst SteveKomya with complete IM reports aswell as "Sports Around the Nation andAround the World." The Sportsrap canbe heard every Thursday afternoon at4:30 on WHPK, 88.5 FM.Contribute your efforts to the Maroon Sports section. :-— Call 962-9555.55th and Hyde Park Bouelvard643-5500Mom won't let youhome forThanksgiving?ORLY'S WILL!Special 4-Course Thanksgiving Dinner $1095Cream of Chicken Vegetableor Cabbage Borscht Soup • Vegetable Salad withloaf of ourHoney-Wheat Bread Choice of either Turkey,BBQ Skirt Steak, or BostonSc rod.Dinners come withfresh vegetable stuffingand fresh cranberry sauce. • Choose from any of ourhomemade pastriesThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986—3NEW YORKDELIand RESTAURANT"YOU CAN GETFRESH WITH US”• Full-line Deli • Party Trays • Carry-outs5319 S. Hyde Park Blvd.955-DELI6AM-10PM 7 DAYS A WEEKIT'S ALMOST TOO LATE FORCHEAP HOLIDAY FARES667-6900Till 6pm4 on SatUNIVERSITY TRAVELHyde Park Bank Building 1525 East 53rd StreetSuite 501 * Fifth FloorIfm rcusionosionusicDc♦oSO5Dc♦Sco553C The Department of Musicpresents:Wednesday, November 19 * Almerindo d’Amato8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallPresented under the auspices of the Italian Cultural Institute in conjunction with theContemporary Chamber Players.Italian Music for the Piano: works by Martucci, Busoni, Respighi, Casella and Dallapiccola.Admission is free.Friday, November 21 * Kuijken Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel HallBarthold Kuijken, baroque flute: Sigiswald Kuijken, baroque violin: Wieland Kuijken, viola dagamba; Robert Kohnen, harpsichord.Telemann: Suite in D Minor; Buxtehude: Trio Sonata in A Minor, Op. 1, No. 3; Leclair:Sonata in E Minor (Deuxieme Livre, No. 1, ca.1723); Telemann: Paris Quartet No. 2 in D(1730); J.S. Bach: Triosonata in G (after BWV 525).$12 (UC students, $7) Tickets available at Reynolds Club Box Office, 962-7300.Saturday, November 22 * Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLouise Stein, directorA Concert of Spanish Theatrical Music of the Golden Age the courts at Madrid and Naples.Admission is free.Sunday, November 23 - American Women Composers3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic by Amy Beach, Lili Boulanger, Patricia Morehead, Rami Levin, Alma Mahler, UrsulaMamlok, Susan Ross, and Clara Schumann. Performed by Carole Morgan and CarolinePittman, flutes; Patricia Morehead, oboe; Anne Feldman and Jane Kenas, sopranos, andAbraham Stokman and Carla Schmakel, pianos.Admission is free.Sunday, November 23 * University Women’s Chorus8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBrian Wilson, conductorPerforming works by Franck, Handel, Pinkham, Poulenc, Purcell, and Pergolesi.Admission is free.nosipfiosionosicj4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18. 1986 2§2g21o3§o♦2Gis INTERNATIONAL HOUSEFRENCH DINNERPOTAGE CRECY - Puree of Carrot Soupl? THON A LA PROVENCALS - Tuna 3 la Provence[PETITE MERMITE - a "Little Kettle",SUPREMES DE VOLAILLE A L'ESTRAGON - Breast of Chicken inTarragon SauceRATATDUILLEPETITS POIS A IA FRANCHISEPOTATOES GRANDMfcREPOUDING ALSACIEN - Gratin of Sauteed ApplesWED., NOVEMBER 195:00 - 7:30 P.M.1414 East 59th StreetJJ TUL □THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOCENTER FORCLINICAL MEDICAL ETHICSPresentsOLGA JONASSON, M.D.CHAIRMAN, DEPARTCOOK CS4i 'CHAIR‘’1k\1P P^V'^^PUNTATIONXrGAN TRANSPLANTATION:PROBLEMS OF GROWING UP”FACULTY SEMINARWEDNESDAYNOVEMBER 19,5 - 7 PMJ-I37 □JL □□ TQ1FEATURES ■w$m.Universe re-explained through Biblical applicationBy Alexandra ConroyFeatures EditorPerhaps you've noticed the ad containing the modelof a deuterium atom which ran several times in theMaroon. The picture of the atom bears some slightresemblace to an illustration in your chemistry text. Infact, it’s meant to be just exactly something else. Forme, finding a molecule of heavy hydrogen in anewspaper, even in an ad, called for some explanation.This is what I found out. The ad’s illustration was theresult of over three year's dedicated work by Mr. WallaceRose. Rose is not associated with Fermi Lab, Argonne,or even the University of Chicago Chemistrydepartment He is an independant agent exploring theways of the Universe who believes he has found the keyto universal structure in this deuterium atom.Ah, but the question is: now did he Find the modelof the molecule. He doesn't have a student ID card forCrerar. That's Ok. He does have a Bible. Rose beganwith the idea of finding an alternate energy source, alaudable ambition in today’s society and no definite ideaof a starting block. "It's hard to explain," he explained,"but something just lead me to the scriptures. There aretimes shen you're just given things and know they’reright" Even when focused on the Bible, theinspiration came gradually. "I had no idea where tobegin. I just started reading the Scriptures. If you beginwith the first five books of the Old Testament, that leadsyou to the five books that deal exclusively with Jesus--the four Gospels and Revelations." This connection ofOld Testament to New was more a matter of feeling thata use of concrete references since, for Rose, being bomagain (and we will assume he is) means "You have tobury all traditional links...forget everything you thinkyou know, including interpretation."This may sound very clear cut, and indeed, Rosepresented it very calmly. He also explained the difficulties with his examination of the Scriptures. "Theterms we use now are not the same as what they usedthen. For example," he said, gesturing, "we say thistable is at rest. It has no motion. That's what's spokenof in the scriptures as Sabbath. That's just an example."In general, Rose stressed the importance of precision indealing with individual words and said he himself went back to the Greek Scriptural texts. But for Rose, readingthe Scriptures correctly was just the first step."Once in the Gospels, I realized thaey had to be putin another order...You must match the books of the OldTestamanet Pentatuch with the Five New Testamentcontinued on page 6Rage, bitterness mark caped crusader's final hoursBy Lief RosenquistStaff WriterEarlier this year, DC comics heralded the return ofpremier scripter and artist, Frank Miller, to chronicle therebirth of Batman in the format of a four book series.Due to the reputation of Miller and the publicanticipation of \hcDark Night saga, a front page storywas run by the Sun Times which catalizcd Chicago intomaking hundreds of calls inquiring about the availabilityof the first book. In no time at all, the first printing ofBook 1, The Dark Knight Returns, was sold out. Dueto the enormous demand, a second and third printingwere released and Miller's story secured the title of theyear’s largest sucess in comics.Yet not only three years ago, Miller drafted a sixbook series with DC that he entitlcd/tonm.. Unlike therecent Batman series, Ronin saw no monetary increasein value and little appreciation from the buyers. Onemight attribute it to the confusing storyline thatoscillates between a ronin (a samurai who is ousted forbringing shame upon his master) of feudal Japan and theimagination of a quadraplegic in a computerized future.Sound like a challengc-believe it!! Both the plot andthe panel arrangement indicate a complexity inherent toMiller's story and artwork that readers were not yet readyfor. Now, three years later, Miller's artwork anddraftsmanship remain the same, but his sucess isassured, relying on the simple but challenging story ofthe return of a common man's hero, Batman.Many at DC have requested Miller to approach thecharacter of Batman for years now, but Miller has alwaysresisted, "staying away for several years" and deciding to"come back when I had a new story, a new angle;something to contribute." Miller has surpassed evenhis own expectations, creating a new Batman scriesbased upon, not the young Batman of the 1940's, but anelderly Batman forced into retirement. In Miller's firstbook, Batman has been convalescent for ten years, forcedto live in a world that hates and fears superheroes. AsDC is now leading into with their Legends mini-series,the populus begins to scorn the myth of superheroes, believing their powers to belie the subjugation of thecommon people, instead of a working towards the goodof all. In their deep-rooted fear of inferiority, man hasoutlawed super-powered beings, forcing them torenounce their mantle of pow-er as Bruce Wayne hasdone, or suffer the consequences of being locked upbehind bars (enter Oliver Reed, Green Arrow). Millerhas scripted the character of Batman at the end of hiscareer, but don’t let that fact belittle the series; Batman'scareer does not go out with a fizzle.Although there are many various intertwinedstorylines that abound in Dark Knight, Miller placesamong the most important the reason for the rebirth ofthe Batman. Crime rarely penetrates Wayne’s statelymanor, but the society within the Dark Knight story hasfallen prey to the most hideous of crimes: mutilation ofchildren, slaying of nuns, etc. Bruce Wayne sadlywatches on, realizing that society can do nothing againstthese injustices. The police have their hands full and"the whole world seems to have given up." Bruce hasput aside his blue cowl for a decade, believing thecreature in his gut bested, believing the private demonsof his soul to be appeased. With the increase oflawlessness, he becomes constantly reminded of theincident that made him Batman. Miller retellsbeautifully the origin of the Batman, stressing the factthat "Surely the fiercest survivor-the purestwarrior...glaring, hating...claiming me as his own" hastaken control of the soul of Bruce Wayne. Bruce learnsthe lesson that one cannot escape his soul as Batman isbom again.The second book in the series, Dark KnightTriumphant, continues the theme of crime as acommentary on society. In an effort to contain the evil,Batman declares war on the crime that smothers GothamCity. Miller makes the reader painfully aware thatBatman is not so much a hero as a vigilante. "What isdealt with explicitly in both Dark Knight and Batman:Year One is the political repercussions of having acostumed vigilante loose in a city.” One cannot admireat all the brutal tactics the caped crusader uses to coherceinformation from the many villains. One can onlyadmire his effectiveness. Batman is more violent thanhe has ever been, as he is the law. Gotham Citybelongs to Batman. Evidently, it takes a costumedvigilante to get the results that make that world a betterplace. Throughout the entire series, Miller invites thereader to draw his own conclusions toward both thepositive and negative effects of Batman on society.In the third installment. Hunt the Dark Knight,martial law seems to be declared on society. Hundredsare being killed and it is the responsibility of Batman tofight the travesty of the law in order to do the mostgood. Batman realizes that he must choose the lesser oftwo evils in order to restore society to a semblance ofnormalcy. "Sure we’re criminals. We’ve always beencriminals. We have to be criminals." For Batman, it is a time for heros to return; only they can make an impacton the people at this point. Batman still does not kill,but he doesn't hesitate to wound and maim.At this point, Miller brings the character ofSuperman slowly and methodically into the fold.Surprisingly, though, it is a Superman that the readerhas never encountered. Superman has become no morethan a pawn of the U.S. government and as such, he hasbeen told to restrain the caped crusader. His first resortis to try to reason with Bruce Wayne and this is thereader's first indication to the indifference with which hetries to carry out his order. Superman no longer is sureof himself and is quite content to play dupe to thegovernment. Not surprisingly, this promotes a lot offriction between the two characters; their ideologies arein conflict Batman is sure of himself and his crusade oncrime, while Superman believes that society might beable to work itself out. Whatever the case, he feels itdoesn't justify vigilantism.All the loose ends are tied up in the fourth and finalbook, The Dark Knight Falls. Throughout the senesthere has been a serious breakdown in U.S.-U.S.S.R.relations, and the conflict comes to a head as someonepushes the button. Batman has always seen the Sovietscontinued on oaqe 6The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11, 1986FEATURESUniverse...continued from page 5books. Genesis begins 'In the Beginning...' You haveto find the New Testament book that begins the sameway." Obviously, the Gospel of St. John. "It's reallysimple but no one's ever done it that way. They alwaysbegin with Matthew." Reordered according to Rose'smethod, one had John, Mark, Luke, Matthew andRevelations.Systematization is a great and neccessary procedure.What happens next? Rose explained. "You just doeverything Jesus said to do " I realized that covered a lotof material and requested a few examples. Rose takes theinjuction, "Except you exceed the Scribes and thePharisees, you cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven" asdefinite incentive to look below the surface. "In effect,Jesus is telling us what to do with what he said to do."Now to someone who's not a theologian, or logician,that seemed rather cryptic. To someone equally ignorantof physics, there seemeed little connection to energyRose attempted to resolve my confusion.In the beginning, according to both Rose and somescientists, there existed a static state. For Rose this wascomposed of many identical motionless "fundamentalparticles. "Then the Scnptures say that 'The Sprint ofGod moved upon the Deep.' That’s when the Particleswere given motion. Then they were called alphaparticles.” Rose continued, "Then the Scriptures saythat God said Let there be light.’ Alpha particles turnedinto Omega particles and grouped themselves insystems." These systems, illustrated in the ad, includeproton, neutron and electron systems. Well, that madesense. There was a definite connection to energy here. Idid see one problem. If all the particles were identicalin the static state, how could there now be three differentvaneues in the Omega state. That for Rose, has yet tobe explained. He did tell me that I was approaching thequestion from the wrong angle.He sighted the Scriptural text "...and the first shallbe last and the last shall be first." His interpretaion ofthis text: That one could not work only from step oneto step three, as I was trying to do, but rather shouldwork back from last to first and then forward. Thisprocess would eventualv resolve all discrepancies as faras Rose was concerned. He believes that his model dealsboth with energy and, on a broader base with thestructure of the entire universe: certainly the two areintegrally related.Rose feels that nis modei could nave wide spreadapplication since, according to Jesus, if one nas taitn althings are possible. He has approached several research institutions such as Fermi Lab and Argonne Labs withhis ideas, but his main goal right now is "...to hand allthis to the people and let them make a comparison.Rose realizes his theories may seem unfounded. "Nowat this point, I could be lying, or I could be telling thetruth. The next step is to do what St. Paul says andprove all things." Plans to prove are apparently in theoffing. Rose added "If you assume I didn't lie, that I toldthe truth, that poses an interesting question to all thetheologians on this planet who believe in the Judeo-Christian scriptures. If I see it, why haven’t they?"Well for those of you who aren’t theologians, you cansee it any way you will.Batman...continued from page 5and Americans as equally hungry for domination, whereasSuperman has never impartially looked at the wholepicture. Superman must learn "what it takes to be a man"as he hasn't recently played leader to his own will; he is nomore than a good little soldier. In their final battle, eachsuffers and one does eventually fall, but Batman may havefinally taught Superman that the world only makes sensew hen you force it to This lesson he learned himself whenhis parents were murdered and it was again reinforced whenhe was brought out of reurement.The story of the Dark Knight is not yet fully told.DC has come out with a compilation of the four booksthat sells for $12.95 in a softbound edition and $19.95 in ahardbound edition. But here comes the kicker~DC willsoon be releasing only 4000 signed hardbound copies for ademand of over five thousand comic stores. Already thebook, sells for anywhere between one hundred and threehundred dollars and is sure to be the most wanted singlecomic edition of the 80's. It is a tall investment, but onethat in time w ill pay off richly.For those of you who already have the Dark Knight senes,the lun doesn stop there as Frank Miiler will be senpungBatman ?’s 404-40"" Miller will chronicle the dawn ofBatman s career, a completely different Batman than theDark Knight as this is Batman before he got very good atThis is Miller > opportunity to do a crime comic thatwould have liule continuity with the former Batman. Take Clothes driveplanned inNovemberWith winter fast approaching, there will bemany unfortunate and homeless people who will beunable to brave the freezing wind and snow becausethey do not have even the necessity of clothing toprotect them. In an effort to assist these people, theStudent Government Community RelationsCommittee, in cooperation with the ServiceFraternity and Alpha Pi Omega (APO), will besponsoring a Coat and Warm Clothes Drive for theHomeless from November 22 to 26. Jimmy Ching,SGCR chairman, and Sonny Garg president ofAPO, see this as an ideal opportunity for theUniversity College students, graduate students,faculty and staff to unite in a combined, enthusiasticeffort to aid people who are in desperate need of ourhelp. Last year's clothes dnve was a huge success,due in a large part to the evident concern of thefaculty to help out. This year it is hoped that thestudents can equal the concern of the faculty anddonate a coat, sweater, long-johns, gloves, oranything which may be of aid.All contributions will be donated to a localshelter via the Mental Health Institute of GreaterChicago. Drop-off points for clothes will be theReynolds Club Lounge on Saturday, Nov. 22, from12:00 to 5:00 pm and Sunday. Nov 23, from 3:00to 6:00 pm; the Cobb Coffee Shop from 9:00 am to1:00 pm from Nov. 24 to 26; and in BJ, Pierce,Shoreland, Woodward and the 1-House from Nov.24 to 26 from 4 00 to 7-00 pm Those interested insecuring tax receipts should donate items onSaturday and Sunday.a look at Batman: Year One. because if a is half asexciung as the Dark Knight saga, I can guarentee vourmoney’s worth 1 must also give special thanks toGeorge Macas of Chaos in Print for his invaluablestatistical expertise.The Bookstorepresentsa special monthfor readers10% off all books -no money down!Your U. ofC I D (student, staff, faculty oraiumn: is vour member¬ship card for 10'7< off every book and calendar in the <general BookDepartment through the month of November ‘ Choose from ourhuge selection of books in stock And they make great gifts for your¬self or a friend''some special orders not includedThe General Book Department is open from 9 to 5six days a week. Monday through SaturdayBTlic University of ChicagoookstoreVwhMnvf •Chio4<o Illm<7 • l|7712 >:> %Run. SAO CRAFT FAIRWalk!Ridel!Ski!!!Do whatever you have to dog%r cy to make sure you attend theJ ** Student Activities Craft Fair.Hand crafted items on salev Nov 21 & 22 9a.m. to 5p.m.A great way to begin your holidaygift shopping. i-;(Sellers call SAO 962-9554 for registration information.)6—The Chicago Maroon—Tn^day, November 18, 19GCCAUSE presents documentary on AtticaDostoevsky once wrote that to understand a society,one should look within its prisons. The film Atticawill be shown on Wednesday, Nov. 19, in Kent 107 at7:30 pm. The film documents the 1971 prisonerrebellion at Attica State Prison in upstate New York. Itis primarily newsreel footage covering the one-weekencampment of the prisoners, the negotiations betweenthe prisoners and the'state government, and the ultimateresponse of Governor Rockefeller in ordering theNational Guard to storm the prison yard. Forty-fiveunarmed pnsoners were killed by the National Guard.The film includes interviews with prisoners whosurvived and coverage of the investigative hearings heldby the state government.Following the film, Attorney Michael Deutsch willlead a discussion. Deutsch is working on the cases ofsome of the Attica prisoners. Deutsch will also speakabout the cases of prisoners at Marion FederalPenitentiary in southern Illinois. Marion was opened in1963 to replace Alcatraz. It is the most maximumsecurity prison in th U.S. The prisoners at Marion havebeen subject to a state of lockdown for the past threeyears. "Lockdown" means that the prisoners are keptlocked in cells for twenty-three hours each day. Alongwith this goes severe restrictions on visiting rights,access to library materials (e.g. law books), exercisetime, and especially contact with other prisoners. Over100 prisoners charge that they were beaten by prisonguards while handcuffed in the initial stages of thelockdown. Amnesty International is currentlymonitoring the brutal conditions at Marion. The Bureauof Prisons has recently opened a maximum securityprison for women in Lexington, Kentucky, modeled afterMarion. The Committee to End the Marion Lockdownis sponsoring a march at 12 noon on Dec. 6, from DaleyCivic Center to the office of the Bureau of Prisons toprotest the conditions at Marion and Lexington.The Attica prisoners were demanding decent food,regular exercise, and safeguards against beatings andsexual harassment by prison guards and other prisoners.Conditions today at Marion and Lexington again raise basic human rights issues. More generally, in the pastfifteen years the populations of the state and federalprisons have more than doubled. The prison populationin the U.S. is higher than that of any other country,with the exceptions of South Africa and the SovietUnion. At the same time prisons have been turned moreand more into warehouses for inmates, money being putinto increased security measures rather than programs.Following Dostoevsky, one may ask what the swellingnumber of prisoners and the conditions in our prisonssay about conditions in our society.CA M DA RMonday, 17:"Women's Voices," 5-6 pm onWHPKWednesday, 19:"South Side Forum," 5-5:30 pmon WHPK"Attica," 7:30 pm in Kent 107;free showing sponsored byCAUSEThursday, 20:"Chicago Renaissance," 5-6 pmon WHPKThe Maroon Features is now acceptingcalendar entries. Please submit byFriday to insure placement in thefollowing Tuesday issue. "Well, I always thought Pierce Towerlooked like a prison."Show yourbest featuresCome to the Maroon OfficeTuesday 8c Friday afternoonsor cal! 962-9555(or send up signal flares if youthink you're creative.)Just let me know.v J3* 53RD KIMBARK PLAZA • 363-2i75r meat*Swift ButterballorNorbest Turkeys ....U.S.D.A. 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J6. 99'Minute MaidApple Juice 79'StouffersMacaroni Cheeseor 12 oz.Spinach Souffle 89'C dainu \JEgg Nog MilkCountry's DelightSour Cream ... A6.01.Land O' LakeButterLand O' LakeMargarine ..Philadelphia uCream Cheese . It32 oz. 99'it16 oz. 89'1 Lb. 991 lb. 69'89 c ~<3** t)*' lo Iim.t Quof’M.*' ond cof'et’ pr nr.ngThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. November 18. ii486—7FEATURESVoiceof theAnti-JoyceFun's from AfarBy Joe SchmittFeatures ReviewerReview of The Far Side Callery 2By Gary LarsonAndrews, McMeel, & Parker$9.95, paperbackGary Larson has put out his seventh book,The Far Side Gallery 2. ("The Far Side" isthat comic strip on the comer of the Tempo sectionof the Trib which people are always reading overyour shoulder.)Stephen King, who cared so little about his lastfilm that he had AC/DC do the soundtrack, wrotethe Foreword, which can be summarized in three; words: blah, blah, blah.The strips in this collection are not new-theyhave been collected before in Bride of the Far Side,\ Valley of the Far Side, and It came from the Far; Side. So if you've already seen some of thesebefore, but still want to read it, you might be betteradvised to buy it as an Xmas gift for a brother or! sister and read it before wrapping it.Whether or not, the book is still one of thefunniest out there. One of my favorites has thecaption "in the animal self-help section" and showsanimals reading books like Do It by Instinct,How to Avoid Natural Selection,Hebernate the Easy Way, Dare to BeNocturnal, Become One of the Herd, andPredator-Prey Relationships (p.18).One thing unique to the Far Side is thatI sometimes the captions alone are funny. To prove!this, I have, from the home office in Milwaukee, atop ten list.TOP TEN FAB SIDE CAPTIONS10. Butterflies from the wrong side of the meadow(P-38)9. "Hold on there! I think you misunderstood-I'm A1 Tilley, the bum." (p.15)8. Belly button slipknots (p. 19)7. "Well, there it goes again...And we just sit herewithout opposable thumbs." (p.48)6. "All right! All right! If you want the truth, offand on I've been seeing all the vowels-a, e, i,o, u...Oh, yes! and sometimes y!" (p.99)5. Loposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued bytimber wolves around a kitchen table whilewearing socks on a newly waxed floor (p.160)4. The first cruise arrow is tested, (p.171)3. Unfair animal names: Tsetse fly, bullhead,booby, platypus, sapsucker, and Clamece(p-141)2. "Uh-oh." (p.162)1. The Great Nerd Drive of 76 (p. 72)(Now that this review has degenerated tonothing but quotes from the bode, I might as wellmention a few more.) Another favorite is "Howlocusts are incited to swarm" where the leader isgiving a pep talk ("And after the Johnson place,we"ll hit Fanner Brown! He's got crops galore!")and one of the other locusts cries out "Death to thetomatoes." (p.135)More in fitting weith my black humor oncrime (I'd seen crime before, but until I walkeddown Hyde Park Blvd., I'd never seen signs that say"WE CALL POLICE") is the one where the wifeyells out the window to her husband just before hepasses an alley full of thugs: Sidney! I made amistake!...Deposit the $50 check into the savingsand put the $500 cash into checking." (p.177)Just about anyone would enjoy this bookThe only people who wouln't like it fall into one olthree categories: people who have (a) any 2 of the3 books it is collected from (because the third bookis four bucks cheaper), (b) the 1986 page-a-daycalendar, or (c) no sense of humor.Special for K.L. (a fabulous babe) from 191:"The Arnolds feign death until the Wagners, sensingthe sudden awkwardness, are compelled to leave.”The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986 ? Oxfam America project--Students fast for hungry countriesBy Lisa Dhar and Barb WhiteStaff WritersThis Thursday marks the third anniversary of theUniversity of Chicago's participation in the programs ofOxfam America. Wednesday night members of theUniversity and Hyde Park Community will start theirfasts portraying their commitment to end world hungerand poverty. Many of these individuals will contributethe cost of their meals to this non-profit organizationwhich channels the funds to needy programs abroad.Thursday night the fast will end with a program to beheld at Rockefeller Chapel at 6 pm which will be opensi lire publicMrs. Brown believes in the value of thisorganization, which "allows for peoplefrom different backgrounds" to cometogether in the unifying spirit of concern.Oxfam, the Oxford Committee for Famine Relief, wasfounded in England in 1942. It is an international agencyof six independent bases in Great Britain, Montreal,Ottawa, Australia, Belgium, and the United States. OxfamAmerica was established in 1970. Based in Boston, thisorganization identifies local programs in Africa, LatinAmerica, and Asia that Oxfam America believes "are smallenough and local enough to make a difference, ...do notdestroy traditions or environments and ...have potential forbeing replicated by other groups in the region." Thisnonsectarian organization supports 230 projects in 32countries. Funding is provided by private individuals andgroups; support is not accepted from government agencies.In 1985 donations totalled nearly $17,000,000 of whichnearly $14,000,000 were allocated in program expendituresand supporting services.In addition to the local self-help projects, OxfamAmerica provides relief for disaster-struck nations such asBangladesh, Kampuchea, and Ethiopia. These programssend emergency supplies and continue aiding the needy afterthe disaster. Oxfam also provides educational informationon its programs and projects.The University's participation in Oxfam America iscoordinated by Mrs. Carol Jean Brown, a resident master atWoodward Court. Last year the event collected $2400, ofwhich $1172 was from the University dining halls, andwith the 1079 student participants this year Mrs. Brownexpects a much larger contribution. Booths were set up atthe three dining halls encouraging students to give up theirdinners of Wednesday October 19. The cost of this meal isdonated to Oxfam America. Sharon Norris at Snell, JamesWarden at Pierce, John Kendzoi at Burton Judson, and CarlosPaiz of the New Service Fraternity, among others helpedorganize this event.Norris was pleased with this year’s great responseand commented, "hardly anyone walked by withoutsigning up." This year's success was aided by earlierplanning and well-organized publicity. The posters thathave appeared around campus were created by KaraChandler of Woodward Court. In addition to studentswith meal contracts, other students were allowed todonate their meal coupons.The Break Fast program that will be held thefollowing night is hopoi to attract community as wellas university members. Soups, breads, and apples willbe available at the Chapel. The night will begin withthe film, "The Business of Hunger", which examines thefarmer's plight in Latin American countries. It receivedan American Film Festival Blue Ribbon Award. Thefilm is to be followed by a native Bolivian band,"Raices del Ande" (Roots of the Andes). Their ethnicmusic expresses the Latin American tradition of protestagainst poor economies. Schoolchildren from the HydePark community will line the sidewalks to RockefellerThe band, "Raices del Ande" (Roots ofthe Andes), will help studentscelebrate their sacrifice.Chapel with homemade luminaries. This event not onlyserves as a celebration to end the fast but is meant tofocus attention on poverty in the world.Oxfam America is a valuable and needed program.It aids the needy through programs which maintain theirindependence. Mrs. Brown believes in value of thisorganization, which "allows for people from differentbackgrounds" to come together in the unifying spirit ofconcern.lightstylesYou, too, can analyze your panicBy Alexandra ConroyFeatures EditorI was sitting in the show-ok, wrong terminology (Itwas the Lyric Opera's production of Lucia DiLammermoor)-when I experienced an anxiety attack. Theyseem to be fairly popular these days. Working at theUniversity Medical Center, I've noticed a number of signswhich begin "Anxious? Panicked?" and proceed to requestvolunteers for a study on panic attacks. Last Week'sChronicle ran an article on the person conducting thestudy, with a brief explanation of the objectives I'm ratherforgetful (with no good excuse) so check the November 13issue of that publication for the researcher's identity. Iattended the opera with a very good friend of mine, apsychologist, who had just come from a conference. Oneof the workshops dealt with panic attacks. So I’m invogue.The attack, short but intense, left me determined to toidentify its source. I had three options and quickly discardedtwo. There is something altogether unnerving aboutallowing a friend to psychoanalyze one. I wanted to reducepanic, not reINduce it. This being the U of C, I'm sure anyMedical Center studies are superior, but I feared theoperation would be conducted within the same indefinitetime framework the hospitals allot to other student cases.Once again, my objective was a cure. I turned to optionthree: self-evaluation.I could do it. Afterall, various collegiate departmentshave impressed upon me the importance of self-confidenceand self-sufficiency. Besides, I'd had to read Freud. Iexamined several possibilities. I have four classes; one forwhich I have yet to register, one which puts me to sleep ona regular basis and one which requires 963 hours per weeklanguage lab time. No good reason to panic. The samesituation's existed since week one and it's never kept meawake nights. I'll neglect to repeat the fact that it's eighthweek. Big deal. Followed by ninth, tenth ana eleventhweeks. Being an English major, I don’t relate well to numbers. On the other hand, they have littlesignificance for me. I don't think the cause of my attackwas purely situational. "At the U of C" means pressuresituations are neglibible after effects. "Bizarreoccurance" is an oxymoron-it’s the normal things thatrarely happen.I thought back and reexamined minutely everydetail of the moment prior to my attack. It was directlyafter the intermission. The house lights were fadingdown. There was nothing on stage and my companionwas chatting with the neighbor on the left I wassleepy. I was staring at the girl in front of me who waseating...YES! That's it! She was eating a huge, thick ,expensive , triangular bar of Toblers™ chocolate.My panic was the latent result of a chemical imbalanceinduced by several day's chocolate deprivation. I wasexperiencing a flashback to summer pig-outs.In case you're interested, chocolate has beenmedically determined to be an addictive substance (It'salso an established aphrodisiac, a fact you may find moreinteresting. I don't know.) and I'm hooked. I hate topoint fingers, but my grandma did allow me to eatFrango™ mints until I neared the bursting point.No matter. I think mine is an easily justifiedaddiction. Chocolate is a relatively inexpensive habit.Although there is always the temptation to splurge ongourmet, the inferior varieties are both palatable andlegal. Besides, chocolate is healthy. There are fourbasic food groups: caffeine, sugar, alcohol and nicotine.As far as I know, chocolate can be found in the firstthree—chocolate bars, chocolate liqueur, cafe mocha.They used to make chocolate cigarettes, too, although Inever tried smoking one.That was it, the solution was in sight. Three piecesof devil’s food cake (in good company) and I was asclose to normal as I’ve ever been. A bit light-headed,perhaps, but I wasn’t driving and the stuff doesn't showup in your bloodsironm anyway.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathedthe AMAZING SPIDER-MAN® By Stan Lee£P!SO!>£ xmi-Oa1£ BAtiAVA, ireS’o'Two As You. saw last doeeT,0 u£ H5RQS Scpaip boOTR AfsX>P\mt the- cat lOoMbe* MA'Jefrg&J CA?T*V$£>You TWO AAV£ TO S£ TV\£SU-M£ST ; ,$TuPlJ>g.ST5^'.toeM? Tust zaeveDb}0RI> THAT DCfR,6-P^O^ *AS£ ^A£OUT TO P&RtlSi IAHAT?/ NOlo?BUT UI6 HAVEN'T ekj]\/ACUUM6£> yT'T?v' /ls£LCOH£/ 0 &P£4T&go(3 ,<A5£Y yA5/ AaAD jSoOjU U£ UJ/O- AAOLbTHIS UOZLJ) TO THE bREAM OfTH£ MA$7£R\emLft H SCHULZ //The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1998—9•nooa"To understand a society, one should lookwithin its prisons."- F. Dostoevsky.ATTICAA documentary of the 1971 Attica State Prisonuprising, and tne storming of the prison yard bythe National Guard in which 45 unarmea priwere killed. prisonersANDA presentation by Attorney MICHAEL DEUTSCH,of the Committee to EndTHE MARION LOCKDOWNThe brutal conditions at Marion Federal Prison insouthern Illinois have drawn the attention ofAmnesty International.WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19,19867:30 p.m.KENT HALL, Room 107tKXX sponsored by CAUSE, The Progressive Law StudentsAssociation and The National Lawyers Guild.Funded by SGFC. Students For Nuclear Disarmament Presents:PEACE WEEKGuide to Armageddon!- a movie and discussion let by TedStromm of Physicans for SocialResponsibility.East Lounge - Ida Noyes Hall,Nov. 18, 8:00 P.M.The Escalating Arms Race: TheStrategic Defense Initiative and theComprehensive Test Ban - a talk byMIT Physicist Vera Kistiakowsky. Co¬sponsored by the U. of C. PhysicsDepartment.Kent Hall-Room 107,Nov. 20, 7:30 P.M.GIVE PEACE A DANCEA fundraiser for students for NuclearDisarmament. D.J., dancing,refreshments.Ida Noyes Hall, Nov. 21 9:00 P.M.Admission $2.00.FUNDED BY SGFCHOW TO ENTER ONE OF THE MOST INNOVATIVECORPORATIONS IN AMERICAREPRESENTATIVES FROM THE INSTITUTIONAL BANKWILL DISCUSS EXCITING CAREER OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLEAT CITICORPCOME AND FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN BECOME PART OFTHE CITICORP TEAM:Thursday, November 20,19864:00 - 7:00 pmIda Noyes Hall/Library1212 East 59th Street10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18.1986Vol. 2, No. 6an arts and literature forum VoicesLust for Luxury, a lust for successBy Philip SmithLust for Luxury is a band basedon a sound. It was formed with thatsound in mind. The singer will tellyou how this happened, and howthis sound provides a frameworkfor the most important element, hislyrics. The singer wears an Italian-looking muted suit with a gold-flecked tie and a little peace buttonon his lapel. His hair is blonde andsculpted and he has genuinelycharming Australian accent. Heappears agitated on stage, afrustrated artist before anunappreciative public. The singerrepeatedly speaks of his girlfriendas "the girl I live with," to make sureyou get the point. He likes R.E.M.and the Police and (under thetuteledge of the Girl He Lives With),African music. He urges one tosee "Fela," soon to be in town.On stage, the band is tight andboring. The music is neitherdanceable, nor particularlylistenable. Frequent plugs aremade for the bar, with fakedflippancy. They don’t seem to mind. The crowd's pretty sparce.No one dances until they play aPolice-like white-reggae ). TheClub 950 is dead (don't botherbuying a fake ID). The place is stillgarishly decorated for Halloween.There's a big post in the front of thestage and I can't see the singer'sface as he sings. People get drunkin the darkness and look at eachother.The band plays a lot of topicalsongs. All the other songs areabout being in shitty relationships,being controlled, etc. All the songsare about something or other. Theband plays up the irony in theirtitle, very clever and postpunk,mocking. They're dressed to getlaid. The bassist thrusts his hipsperceptibly with the beat. Theirhair is neat and they don't seem tosweat much. The singer keepssaying how the others do the work,he just does the easy part (a realmodest type from down under, all right). People applaud after eachsong. Sometimes the singerprefaces a song by saying what it'sabout, what to listen for.After a while, the songs start toblur together. Only themesemerge. One song expresses theband's heartfelt conviction aboutcolonialism. The set ostensiblyends with a tune about nuclearwar, but audience demand (andprobably a contractual stipulation)brings them back for another songor two. The crowd thinnedperceptibly about four songs intothe set, but a new livelihood seemsto have sprung up, largely due tothe efforts of a few females intentupon dancing, even in the face ofEnlightened Sincerity. They danceself-consciously, but theirgracelessness succeeds throughcontrast with the band. They haveno lights on them, so I see them asdark figures before the stage. Iwatch them while I wait for the band to finish.After the set, I talk to the singer.He is very friendly, despite his uglypretension. He talks at length in aninterviewish manner. He seemswell-practiced in discussing his art.I ask him things and then listen tohis answers. It's hard to hear in thenoisy club. The singer has to talkto a friend, so we quit talking.Later, writing this, I feel uneasy.Was the band bad, or justunexceptional? I think it was thelatter. They were musically tight,polished, but there was nothing tothem. The concern was conceit. Itwas professional instead of honest.But they are, after all, paidentertainers, so I was just a fool totake them on their word. I canenvision a grandiose jokeorchestrated by the members,conceived to connive everyoneinto thinking this whole show wasintended as other than diversion. Ithink maybe the joke has engulfedthe band, too. The singer's facewas honest and serious as hespoke, groping for eloquence. Thehumor of the band's name seemsvery great in retrospect, in that itaims at irony while it actuallydescribes the truth.They're dressed to get laid...their hair is neatand they don't seem to sweat much.MYTHOFSvIEuUSAMedusa's is aplace where one cango and experiencethe strange, thebizarre, and thesuperficial in thesanctity of northernChicago. It's historyis strange anddistorted, this is themyth of Medusa. By Susan RossettiThe first time I returned fromMedusa's it was 7 a.m. on whatpromised to b£ a beautiful, sunnySaturday and, being too tired toconceal my arrival home, Istumbled clumsily into my dormroom only to hear my roommate'sgroggy voice question, "So howwas it?" After a momentshestitation all I could muster inreply was, "It was interesting."Then, I plopped down on my bedand fell fast asleep still fullyclothed."Interesting"— a word Ispecifically chose becuase, at thetime, I was noncommittal. I didhave fun as I danced and dancedthe night away, but the truth is, thewhole evening I was too busybeing a little bit scared and verymuch intrigued; scared of meetingthe fate of death while riding thethe wobbly, screeching ’L’, andintriqued by the Medusa myth thatat once captured my interest andleft me charmed, enchanted by its'glorious spectacle of excess. Iadmit it. I fell into Medusa's trap; Iwas curious and, baited I lookedstraight into her bloody eyes anddirectly at that writhing head...I did not turn to stone. After all,the Medusa's is nothing but amyth, a mere contrivance whichlasts no longer that the duration ofyou stay, from the moment that youmount the steps with a hearty,anticipatory gait to tho time, hourslater, when you sluggishly tumble down the same staircase and headto Dunkin Donuts for a badlyneeded glucose fix.Medusa's is a social scientist'sdream come true. Barthes wouldlove it, so too would Goffman andHebdige-the virtue beingMedusa's grand spectacle,whether interpreted as sign , mythor subculture. The regular Medusacrowd in much different not muchdifferent from a circus ring or, forthat matter, Hulk Hogan's wrestlingring. It is a stage for a processionof youths who love to see and beseen; all decked out in their latestblack and white finery. Living inthe Medusa mode, as Oscar Wildewould say requires "style and notsincerity". Everything boils downto image and attitude, what mattersis not what you think, but what yousee...and you see quite a diverselot. The Medusa stage had a largecast of characters, anything fromskinheads, to punk and drags, toNorth Shore suburbanites.What you see, what createsthat illusory quality of this grandperformance are the props, thedecor being at once human andobject, a mesh of inanimate andanimate. Amidst the blaring ofBronski Beat, the flashing blacklight illuminates bits and pieceswhich together define the Medusamyth. Looking up you seesuspended from the ceiling largefluorescent mobile that resembletinkertoys. Looking to either sideare the posers, who like statues,stand nonchalantly with practiced,haughty countences like theinexorable judges of Hades; theypass sentence as to whom is acceptable and who is not.Situated on the dance floor are avariety of different sized blackboxes on which people can eithersit or dance, and those that craveattention can climb the scaffoldingand boogie away for all to see. Atall time a black and white film isprojected on the back wall of thedance floor. I wonder if anyoneactually watches the films? I doubtit. They too simple add to thespectacle of sight and sound; allsignifiers with no immediatedetectable meaning.And then there is theTangerine Dream room on thethird floor where, in the wee hours,you huddle nursing you achingfeet and calming your shallow,rapid heartbeat. Wearily you stareon either side wall wheretelevision screens display graphiclava lamp configurations and out-of-focus films roll on incessantly.When sitting in this room I imagineI am listening and looking atsomeone's interpretation of anLSD trip in a planetarium withpsychedelic music completing thehallucinogenic daze...No. I may not have turned tostone on that cool Septembernight, but I was affected -muchmore so than the word "intersting"described. I escaped into a rare,self-adventure, a montage of lightand sound and objects where I tooadded to that spectacle. I too, witheach calculated, exploited gesturehelped create the ever writhingMedusa myth and, if only for a fewhours, I converted bizarre illusioninto fascinating reality, completingthe hallucinogenic daze..The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986—11Local talent jams with Artet at the CoveBy Curt ConklinIf you're a frequent Saturdaynight "Cove" visitor, or really inlune with the Hyde Park musicscene, or just dang lucky, thenyou’ve been hearing some great•mprovisational jazz this month at"The Pirate's Cove," 1750 E. 55thStreet. The band is the Hanah JonTaylor Artet (Artet means ArtisiticQuartet) and they are performingSunday nights from 9:00 tomidnight through November 24th.The cover is $2 and worth eveiycent of it. The jazz isimprovisations with allusions fromColtraine to Rogers andHammerstein and some melodiesborrowed from each. However,what is most impressive-- and mostobvious once you see the show-is that these musicians areprofessionals. The quartetconsists of Hanah Jon Taylor onflute, soprano sax and vocals;Johnnie Britt on trumpet; CecileSavage on string bass; Ajuramaon percussion; and numeroustalented sit-ins.Hanah Jon Taylor is a nativeChicagoan with his Masters inmusic therapy from SouthernIllinois University and a formermember of the Ethnic HeritageEnsemble. He organized thisengagement in conjunction withhis workshop "So You Want to Bea Cat?" to allow his students, aswell as the Hyde Park community,to observe as it is being created.Taylor emphasizes thatentertainment is only secondary: "With improvisation we areexpressing a feeling that is asimportant as any finished product.However, lay people are oftendenied this experience as mostmusicians limit improvisation to thestudio." Any member of theaudience can associate with manyof the classic cliches which theband relies upon, but Mr. Taylor'semphasis on emotional expressionis equally obvious. "Once upon atime even Bach and Beethovenwere improvising. But much of theemotion was lost when it wastransferred to paper. There is notmuch that the music world wouldn't give for tapes of those sessions."What makes this band'simprovisation particularly specialabove and beyond Hanah's inputis the diversity of its musicians.Johnnie Britt is an outstandingyoung trumpet player fromCleveland. He majored incomposition at Governor StateUniversity and has writtennumerous advertising jingles.Cecile Savage was born andraised in France and met Johnniewhile he was touring Europeseveral years ago. She is now astudent at Roosevelt University.Ajurama is a veteran of the Chicago music scene. He hasrecorded with Jean Ammons andSonny Stitt, and was a foundingmember of the Association for theAdvancement of CreativeMusicians (AACM)-- aninternational organizationcelebrating its 21st birthday thisyear. The sit-ins are primarilylocals, but as Hanah points out,"they are only local because theylive here. For example, SteveMacall who has played with Airand Cecil Taylor was with ustonight (Oct 27) and hopefully,some of my students will be uphere by the end of the enagement."The workshop "So You Want toBe a Cat?" is being heldWednesday evenings in ReynoldsClub and runs through November.While too late to register for it thisquarter, it will be offered nextquarter. The workshop issponsored by the Universitythrough Eclectic Ed, a studentorganization, and is not only formusicians. "I'm not emphasizingstyle or technique, just attitude,"Hanah said. The workshop isnothing like the live show. It isrecords, movies, videos, and somecharts- with discussions abouteverything that is jazz. The non¬musicians will learn to appreciatethe continuity in an improvisationaljazz performance, and everyonewill get a better understanding of"the only truly American form ofmusic." The cost of the course is$60 and more information isavailable through Eclectic Ed atthe Student Activities Office, 962-9554.A Chicago lifestyle in the jazz cultureby Michael SchoopThere were only eight of us atthe beginning. As we sat aroundon the comfortable coucheswondering what at expect, the tallblack man put a Charlie Parkerrecorder on what passed for aturntable. People around theroom stated to smile and knod asthe sweet, soulful music crackledfrom the speakers. Then the tallblack man sat a down gracefullyand said, "I'd like to ask you guys afew questions: your names,whether you're a student or notyour musical background that sortof thing..." That was my firstmeeting with Hanah John Taylor,Jazz flutist, "cat"I went to his seminar "So YouWant to be a Cat" expecting tohear long complicated discussionsof various jazz techiques andmaybe a few demonstrations. In what I expected. Instead of talkingabout jazz music and how to playit, Hanah began by letting us listento jazz and then asking questionsabout what we liked to listen to andeven where we like to listen to it.He said, "which do you prefer:listening to jazz in an auditorium ora club." People volunteeredvarious answers. Some of usprefered clubs because of theseeming intimacy between theperformers and the audience atsmaller venues. While othersthought more of the respectfulquiet offered to performers and thelack of smoke and congestion inauditoriums. On woman said shethought jazz musician workedharder in clubs. To all of thisHanah knodded thoughtfully. Hehad his own thoughts on thesubject: "jazz" he said, "is areflection of the environmentaround the artist". There's aparadox because classicalmusician's admire a music that isopposed to the tenets of classicalmusic ....that wasn't brought overon the Mayflower. Some of themusicians in New York theypractice hour after hour of Parkeror Coltrane until you can't tellwhether its live or a record." But inChicago its who can do the mostlicks or the runs... the music inChicago has a rougher edge."I had to leave before theseminar was over but I gottogether with Hanah later to talkmore about the seminar and jazz.As we sat over steaming coffee at a corner table of Ida's Cafe I askedhim how exactly the seminar comeabout. "Oh, I've been thinkingabout it for a couple of years" hesaid, "but its just this year I’vefinally gotten everything together."But why here? "People seem tohave forgotten that the U. of C. wasonce a central showcase for newjazz music in Chicago. The ArtEnsenble of Chicago recorded onof it more notable albums atMandel Hall. In fact, I canremember as a child seeing myfirst jazz concert in Ida Noyes-Ihad to listen through the windowsbecause I didn't have any moneyat the time."But there were other reason forhaving the seminar at U. of C. aswell:"If I were a student here [at theUniversity] I whould want todiscover everything that I couldincluding the culture of thesurrounding urban area." WhatI'm trying to do is to establish aseminar about the new music andhow the urban environmentinfluences it. North America is theonly place where [jazz] music isstill considered 'justentertainment'. So if [jazz] musicis going to gain respect as a artform is has to be done at ateaching institution"What I found ironic about thedifference between the way jazz isviewed here and the way its seenin the rest of the world was thatsome of what Hanah saidsuggested that the conditions here were still most condusive toproducing the best jazz musician."There’s a level of urgency" hesaid, "that is unprecedentedamong the musician becausethere are so few places [inChicago] to play. And the peoplein other place notice this urgencyin your music and allow you toplay." Though the rest of the worldmay treat the jazz musician well italso seemingly allows them to losesomthing essential "...theircompositions don't reflect theelement of stuggle" The struggle,he believes is connected to theurban environment and the lifewithin it."Music is basically a language.Those of us that know thecolloquilisms can use it better thatthose . who learn sayconversational French." For"People seern to have forgotten that the U. of C.was once a central showcase for new jazzmusic in Chicago."12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986History, Science and Art:Photography in outer spaceBy Laura BarghusenThe exhibit "25 Years of SpacePhotography" at the Museum ofContemporary Photography atColumbia College, 600 South MichiganAvenue, features photographs takenon space voyages from 1964 to thepresent. The fact that these picturewere taken for a scientific reason i sstressed, though they merit attentionfrom a purely aesthetic standpoint also.The labels accompanying the picturesexplain how space photography hasevolved over the years.In 1966, the first soft landingspacecraft went ot the moon with thegoal of learning about the moon'sphysical compostiion. The cameras onthese crafts took panoramic pictures ofthe surface by photographing manysmall areas of the moon reflected in amovable mirror and then pasting thesepictures together. This resulted in onelarge picture made up of many smallones--like a mosaic. One of theseshows a view stretching from theshadow that the legs of the surveyorwere casting on the moon's surface allthe way to the horizon, black space canbe seen over the horizon. At firstglance it looks like a collage of smallsquares of varying shades of gray, butat second glance one can see thepicture it makes more clearly.Another technique of spacephototgraphy tht is documentedinvolves the way which the MarinerSpacecraft, which travelled to Mars from1964 to 1971 transmitted images toearth.n This craft photographed Marsfrom orbit, the pictures it took weredivided into small spots called pixels.An electronic readous system scannedeach pixel and measured how muchlight fell on it. The measure was thenconverted to a numvber from zero(darkest) to 255 (lightest). Thecorresponding numbers weretransmitted to Earth, where the picturewas reconstituted. Thus, the picturestaken on this mission have very grainy appearance.The voyages took photographs withthe aim of helpng scientist learn moreabout the universit and this is clear fromthe pciture in the exhibit. One showsthe arm of a surface sampler from VikingLander 2, which travelled to Mars,pushing a rock aside to collect soil fromunderneath it. It was thought that ifthere were life on Mars it might be underrocks, hiding from the sun's ultra-viloletradiation. Beside this picture is one ofthe soil once the rock had been pushedaway. In addition to simply documentingexpirements, space photography helpsscientists make observations that couldnot otherwise have been made.From 1973 to 1975, Mariner 10went to Venus and Mercury. Pictures ofVenus were taken with an ultra-violetfilter because details of Venus' cloudcover could not be seen in visible colorsof light. Through these photos,scientists were able to gatherinformation about the rotation of theplanet's atmosphere. In addition tousing ultra-violet filters, false color wasoften added to the photos to makedetails stand out. In a photograph of astorm cloud above Mars, the film waswashed in brown to make the swirlingmotion of the clouds more visible.Many of the pictures are of notefrom a purely artistic point of view. One,taken on a voyage in 1972, shows theshadow of the innermost of Mars’monns, cast on the surface of theplanet. Along dark Shadow loomsacross the photo. Scientists, aware ofthe natual beauty of the materialoccasionally enhanced the photos. Inone instance, a photo of Saturn takenby Voyager I at a distance of eight millionmiles, the planet is a yellowish-orangecolor against a black sky, with the two ofSaturn's moons as tiny white spots inthe distance, and the rings of the planetcolored brown. The colors in the photoare strinking, as is the composition.The exhibit, which runs throughthe 26 of November, holds somethingfor everyoine, on nearly every level:historical, scientific, and artistic.Yet another letter aboutyour favorite subject:TIESI couldn't help asking a friend of mine last last wee why he was clad ina full suit and tie for class. He was doing so in silent protest to an articledirected against neck time which had appeared in the previous night'sChicago Maroon (Tuesday, November 4 in which to contributor had herselfobjected to an article extolling tie-wearing publich the previous week.Having read the article, "notes to a formalist: On Why I Hate Ties", itbecame clear to me why my friend was somewhat agitated- and rightly so,I believe.The fact is, some of us actually enjory wearing a tie now and then. Weare not trying to suave, sophisticated or preppy, nor would we claim to beany more erudite or better educated for doing so. It's true that wearing a tieis sometime a ritual—but only as part of a standard uniform required incertain professions such as business or academia. When a student wearsa tie he is not the victim of conformity. Just consider the infrequency withwhich you encounter a tie-clad student, even one in the business school, toIprove this to yourself.The author of "Notes to a Formalist" assumes that business students, ofwhich I am not, wear ties all the time and continues by attempting to equatethem with Boy Scouts. And it really galls me when its's said that men whowear ties appear to be strangling themselves in fulfillment of some ritualact. I am perfectly comfortable wearing a tie. Has she ever tried one on?And don’t ever suggest some Freudian interpretation to tie wearing-that'sreally pushing it.Finally, Miss Cranal, a graduate student in history, obviously hasn'tdone her research. Boy Scouts do not wear blue "suits", they wear greenuniforms. Cub Scouts wear blue. Nor do either wear ties as she suggestbut scarves which, incidentally, are quite comfortable and are nevercinched up to the neck like a tie. Speaking of ties, I think I'll take trip downto Marshall Field's and buy a couple.-Greg Fremont Valentine's Day"•*"" v--' ■ '■ , •O! Joyous Day!O! Lovely Streets, Queens of Vice!O! Wondrous blonde slabs of butcher's best!You’re sweet Bellicosity!You’re soft billowing folds of stained skin;You’re at the heart of my matter, the profane pit of my libido!:.^v,r • vyf '|Jf iy " 1T,‘;$v ?■/. W/f^p/WMh:My hot halitosis!My festering Feudality yearns!My blood-gorged loins long for your corn-silk remnants of love!O! Peace!0! Peaceful proud scarsO’er a snow-white bosom, gently rising and failing with each breathlike roses floating in a large white sea! mmmmWmmmHow sublime!How rancorous regality sings here!Homo sapiens has thought himself dead- Ecce! Homo Erectus!-DanOpydLive music,Hot drinks,A fireplaceWho could askfor more?By Christina Bernard!Chocolate Soup CafeSaturdays from 10 p.m. untilMidnightHillel House5715 S. Woodlawn"Chocolate soup itself is not verygood," is third-year student MichellePinnas' opinion of the food fromwhich both the cafe in Jerusalemand the cafe in Hyde Park taketheir name.During winter quarter of 1986,Michelle, fourth year students AmirWolf and Becki Miller, and gradstudent Natalie Grill created HydePark's Chocolate Soup Cafe as analternative, low cost, low keyentertainment for students who justwant to "...sit around , talk, andlisten to music- live music," or whojust want to have somewheredifferent to meet with friends beforea part or a movie. There's no covercharge, and the snacks, pastries,and fresh cider and hot chocolatemake Chocolate Soup a great place to wait, recharge , and planyour night's attack against a greycity winter. You might decide tocamp out.The creators of Chocolate Souphave thought of everything. Amirkeeps the fire going, the hotchocolate, which is made fromscratch and deserves secondmention, is the best in Hyde Park,on each table uis a chracteristiccandle and characteristic waxdrippings all held in a characteristicempty wine bottle, and someonewho really wants to perform for you(the talent isn't paid) performs foryou.On Saturday night that personwas Tim Larson on acoustic guitarwho played any songs "...from thelate sixties to the beginning ofdisco." He drew the line only atdisco, playing requests, originals,and Jim Croce and Simon andGarfunkel covers. Don't think thatChocolate Soup Cafe isn't for you,however, just because you wereonly eight when "Saturday NightFever" changed the history of popmusic and western civilization;coming attractions include jazz,classical guitar, and comedy.Coming attractions actuallyinclude any act with talent thatauditions for Chocolate Soup. Ifyou have an act, and you'reinterested in performing for anaudience other than the back ofyour roommate's head as he or shetries to ignore you and study,consider stopping by one Saturdaynight and setting up an audition.Hyde Park's Chocolate Soup isconveniently located (down thestreet from Ida Noyes and onestreet away from the frat houses)warm, and very good.WRITE?TAKE PHOTS?DRAW?SKETCH?ANOTHER GREAT RECEPTION ATIDANOYES HALL IN ROOM 303 ON 11/21AT 3:00PMr* From Broadway to 57th and University: Fiddler!By Robert Pom perWhat happens when theUniversity Theare is faced with thechallenge of reproducing one ofBroadway's longest runningmusicals "Fiddler on the Roof?" Incase you have not bothered to goand find out the answer yourself, I I'lltell you. They succeed! Thoughspace is limited on the third floor ofReynolds Club, the UniversityTheatre still manages to put on atop rate performance.The play is set in Czarist Russiain the small village of Anatevka, aswe are told by Tevya, a poor Jewishmilkman. All the Jews in the villageare bound by tradition. As the plottravels, we see Tevya beingforced to confront a break in this- adition.The first break occurs with hisaughter Tzeitel , who argues thatle should be able to choose10m she wants to marry rathert an being matched by Yenta, theatchmaker. Although reluctant toaccept Tzeitel's choice Tevyareients, realizing the world ischanging.The second break occurs whenhis daughter Hodel decides thatshe is going to marry Perchick, arevolutionary. She doesn't ask forTevya's permission -only hisblessing. Tevya is opposed to themarriage at first but decides thatHodel will be happy with Perchick.The third and most severe breakoccurs when Chava, the youngestdaughter, marries a non-Jew in thevillage. It is at this point Tevyadraws the line, refusing to acceptthe marriage. Although we see thathe is considering forgiving Chava,he simply cannot give up everythingin whicn he believes.Benjamin Weinberg, plays Tevya, a sincere Jew who hasunconditional faith in his religiondespite his economc situation. Yet,he is not as reactionary as most ofthe other villagers. He is willing tolisten to new ideas and evenpractice them on occasion. Forinstance, he decides that it is allright for a man to dance with awoman at a wedding reception, abreak in tradition.. This humanaspect also comes out with hisdaughters since he cannot bearseeing them put in unhappymarriages for the sake of tradition.He is even willing to make up anelaborate dream in order to trick hiswife Golde into believing that it wasmeant for Tzeitel to marry Motel, thepoor tailor whom she really loves,instead of Lazar, the wealthybutcher with whom she wasmatched. Weinberg is able to Tevya, she is willing to makeamends with Chava, the daughterwho marries a non-Jew. She goesto the church where no Jew wouldgo just to find out about Chava'swhereabouts. In the end, when allof the Jews are kicked out ofAnatevka, she tells Chava wherethe family is going although Tevyawill not even talk to her. Fernandeswas able to capture these humanfeelings while still showing howpractical, even to the point of beingcurt, Golde is. Fernandes is reallybelievable and deserves highpraise.Of the three daughters, Tzeitel,played by Katrina Barron, struck meas the most credible. The eldestdaughter, Tzeitel makes her breakwith tradition in a relatively smallway by choosing her own husband.Yet she still asks her father forp jy- F=Fft^ There is a song forevery scene, and itdefinitely adds tothe fine acting.convincingly capture all of thesetraits and produce a top rateperformance.Julie Fernandes plays Golde,the traditional Jewish wife whosereponsibilities include taking care ofthe home and the children. She isa very strong practical woman whodesperately wants to marry off herdaughters. Unlike Tevya, she doesnot see the need for her daughtersto learn and become educated, yetGolde possesses that specialmotherly trait of genuine concernand love for her family. Also unlike permission and has a genuinelywarm and caring nature. Herwarmth and love for her family arereal.Hodol, played by GowneCalder, was the middle daughterwho ran off with the revolutionary.She did not strike me as particularlyconvincing. While her acting wasfair, her singing has someproblems. She was not able toreach some of the notes and itreally ruined her character. At thatpoint I saw a girl playing a characterrather than a real person with feelings that needed to beexpressed in a song.Chava, played by B.C.Williamson, was a shy girl who feltthat people should not be limitedjust becuase of their religion.Although she loved her family verymuch, she was willing to sacrifice itand break years of tradition to marrya non-Jew. While Tevya's positionis understandable, one connotoverlook the courage and bravery itmust have taken Chava to makesuch a decision and Williamsonplays Chava very well.The University Theatre used thelittle space it had very well. Themiddle section of the theatre wasused for scenes such as thewedding and exits and entrances ofcertain characters, The -limitedspace did not detract from theoverall effectiveness of the play.The lighting was great in thescene where Tevya creates adream in order to convince Golde tolet Tzeitel marry Motel. In thisscene Tevya calls back spirits of thedead who return to warn Goldeabout the bad events that willhappen if Tzeitel does not marryMotel. The lighting is very effectivein this scene enhancing thissupernatural atmosphere andmaking it even more real to Golde.The music is one of the bestreasons to go see this production.For the most part, the song are sungwell and convincingly. There is asong for almost every scene and itdefinitely adds to the already fineacting.From Broadway to ReynoldsClub, "Fiddler on the Roof" is athoroughly entertaining play.Though there may be an occasionalproblem, the production is wellworth seeing even if you have seenit before. '14ft NT TO DO A* Ki BIG JOB?r ~ ** ,r~T J-6 w 0 Wt. aft*"!'*rtf?****• -*** ' ;, ft#iz JttO tt *‘ * •' ,v *t % A, %ft** *****7t.. < . Somethin* different.I) 9)\s- t 2*** U 1974*1 2 1! * * $ 2001&I1!2 J974T/” - ' i./jt10S2\m (19S5**#> *<•*** *';*.*<«°*****^. **• “**iin/i » * * **!'**•jjftl. **'. 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Inc.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18.1986—15COLLEGE NEWSBy Michael P. MonahanCollege News EditorFlashers Plague SwarthnioreAn unidentified fema! studentencountered a naked white n lie at around11:30 p.m. on the Swart*- -ampusagain last week. The stud alkingtoward her dormitory \ a- n she saw aman, whom she described as "wimpy,"masturbating. As soon as the studentreacted, the man ran away Officials statedthat the incident, "followed patterns of lastyear and resulted from having an opencampus." Hyde Park misses all the fun!!!!Attorneys Pitch Tent at FleaMarketFive San Francisico Bay Arealawyers pitch their tent every Saturday at aflea market, to sell their services. One ofthe lawyers explained, "We want to makeour law services more accessible to thepublic." The five lawyers believe thatthe idea of having a practice at the fleamarket seems natural. They, who metwhile defending political demonstrators,all share a desire to provide the publicwith accessible, convenient law servicesand the flea market seemed the logicalplace to do it in. You must admit, it'sa different approach to luring in clients...-it m * n~AUDITIONSThe University Theatre presents SamShepard's Fool for Love duringWinter Quarter. Auditions will beheld in the First Floor Theatre onThurs., Nov. 20 (7-9pm),Fri, Nov. 21 J3-5pm)and Sat. 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This newaddition to the Russian language andSoviet studies programs will cost onlyabout $66,000 for the satellite dish.affect private institutions more than stateuniversities, according to Sanderson. Hestated that "tuition should be excludedfrom taxation because this discriminatesagainst private institutions which havehigher tuitions." He explained that astudent at a state university might have a$2,000 tuition bill versus a $12,000tuition bill at a private university.Students may opt more and more to attendstate schools to avoid having to payhigher taxes. Sanderson explained that inthe worst cases, University of Chicagostudents will be responsible for taxes on$1.25 million, those at MIT for $4million. He added, however, that presentstudents should not be affected because of Access to Soviet Channel 1 will enablestudents to watch political and economicnews programs, feature films and sportsevents.Former Instructor ContinuesFastA former University of New Mexicoinstructor in Astronomy is fasting untilhis demands for unconditional peace aremet. C. Hyder, a lecturer in astronomythe August 16 effective date.Golden explained that the sceneriomay not be so bleak for another reason.The level of income which is not taxablehas been raised. For a single person withno dependents, the standard deduction isnow $2540 with a personal exemption of$1900. This means that all income up to$4440 is not taxed. So a student whowould be liable for $1000 of his tuitionplus an additional stipend of $5000 wouldbe taxed on only $1560 income. Goldenconcluded that with this increase studentsmay not have such high tax bills, butnothing can be certain until interpretationsand adjustments have been made on thenew code. from 1966-78, has been fasting sinceSept. 23. "I am quite confident that if Iam not successful in life, then I will besuccessful in death. A lot of hoopla willbe raised before this is over," Hyder said."Until the fast becomes a media event, Iexpect no response. Congress wil notreact until they are pressured." He addedthat in Washington, his efforts have notbeen very well publicized.Sanderson explained that thisUniversity, along with others such asMIT and Stanford, is trying to utilize thenew Tax Reform Act in the fairest waypossible. He added that there cannot beany concrete answers until the Act hasbeen working for some time. He hopesthat his office will be able to informstudents more fully by the end of the year.He urged students to attend the meetingNovember 19 so that they can askquestions and get information about howtheir situation might change. But heconcluded that the new Tax Reform Act"is foolish and wrong to the student. Itmay generate more tax money but it willhave serious long-term consequences."CUSTOMER INFORMATION FROM GENERAL MOTORSHOW TO HELP SAVE LIVES ANDREDUCE INJURIES AUTOMATICALLYTHREE-POINT PASSIVE SAFETY BELT SYSTEMS ARE AN EFFECTIVECOMPLEMENT TO BELT-USE LAWS.General Motors isequipping 10% of its 1987model cars with automaticlap/shoulder belt systemsfor the driver and for theright-hand front seat passen¬ger. It is the first step inmeeting a federal require¬ment to phase in passiverestraints.The automatic sys¬tems will be standardequipment on most 1987models of the Pontiac GrandAm and Bonneville, BuickSomerset, Skylark, andLeSabre, and OldsmobileCalais and Delta 88. By1990 we plan to equip allGM cars with passiverestraint systems.The belts in the GMsystem will be connected tothe car at three anchor points—one toward the center ofthe front seat, and two onthe front door.Three-point automaticlap/shoulder belt systemsoffer the same advantagesas GM’s current three-point manual systems.Lap and shoulder belts allow you to “ride down” the crashas the vehicle absorbs theimpact. They also help pre¬vent you from being thrownfrom the car in an accident,where you are more likelyto be killed or seriouslyinjured.Safety belts haveproved effective in reduc¬ing injuries and fatalities.That’s why GM supportsbelt-use laws. Automaticlap/shoulder belt systemswill make it even easier forpeople to comply with theselaws.Opening the door pullsthe belts forward for entry.Closing it brings the beltsinto their operating position.A single push button at thecenter anchor point releasesthe system in an emergency.Retractors pull the releasedbelts into storage positionson the door.Extra attachmentpoints will be built intocars equipped with thesesystems so you can securemost child restraint systemswith an auxiliary lap belt.General Motors is pur¬suing other programs thatwill help reduce the numberand severity of injuriescaused by accidents. We are designing energy-absorbinginteriors. We are phasing inrear-seat lap/shoulder belts,beginning with some 1987models—kits will be madeavailable through GM deal¬ers to retrofit most older carswith these systems. And wewill be equipping some 1988model cars with driver-side jair bags to supplement safetybelts.General Motors hasbeen a leader in automotivesafety because we believethat building safer cars isgood for you. And good forus.This advertisement is part ofour continuing effort to givecustomers useful informationabout their cars and trucksand the company that buildsthem.MARK Of EXCELLENCEChevrolet • PontiacOldsmobile • BuickCadillac • GMC TruckGraduate stipendscontinued from page one A16—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986Ramanathan lectures on the greenhouse effectBy Bonnie MackinStaff WriterVeerabhadran Ramanathan, professorin the Department of geophysicalsciences, spoke on the greenhouse effectThursday, November 13 in Kent Hall aspart of a series of lectures entitled"Physical Hazards: Can We Respond?"Before joining the University staff threemonths ago, Ramanathan spent ten yearsat the National Center for AtmosphericResearch where he established areputation as an authority on the study ofthe greenhouse effect."Industrial activity is having aprofound impact on the physicalclimate," said Ramanathan. Hemaintained that industry is tamperingwith the atmosphere at a rate that willnoticeably change the climate at theEarth's surface within the next decade.Industrial gases such as chloroform(CCI3F) and carbon dioxide (CO2) trapinfrared heat which is naturally emittedfrom the Earth's surface. CO2 is both anatural and a man-made product Industry creates it by burning fossil fuels. CCI3Fdoes not occur naturally. Instead, it isproduced solely by man for such productsas refrigerants, Styrofoam, andpropellants. When these gases arereleased into the atmosphere, they trapinfrared radiation that would normallyescape into space and therefore causeatmospheric temperatures to rise.This warmer air dries the soil. Drysoil turns to sand, and sand is unsuitablefor vegetation. Thus, one effect of awarmer climate is increased desert areas.Ramanathan presented slides of regionsin North Africa and India where thedeserts are already expanding. It is hisbelief that these deserts will continue toexpand causing agriculture in those areasto suffer dramatically.Another effect of a warmer climateis the melting of the glaciers, andsubsequently, a rise in sea level.Ramanathan said that "there has been asteady rise in sea level sinceapproximately the 1850's." He showedone slide that tracked a general rise of 27 increasing rapidly. Ramanathanmaintained, "We will be undergoingsignificant climate changes in terms ofthe rate of change [in atmosphericcontent].""The major uncertainty," heexplained, "is in...predictions." Thus,although a general consensus exists onthe now precarious state of theatmosphere, no one is certain about whatthe short and long term effects will be forthe planet.Another problem involving thechloroform gases is that they have a longhalf-life ranging between 100 and 500years. Even if industry stoppedproducing them today, they wouldcontinue to react in the atmosphere for atleast 100 years. Adding to this the "heatmemory" of the oceans and continents,Ramanathan claimed that there is a self-escalating climactic problem. Therefore,even if public policy demanded a ban onall chloroformic gases, there is no tellinghow long we would have to wait for theatmosphere to right itself. inches over the last 130 years.However, Ramanathan reminded thelargely scientific audience that his datawere "all highly speculative." Heclaimed that the only fact which cannotbe disputed is that CO2 and trace gases,which include the chloroforms, areRamanathan felt that atmosphericscience needs to catch up with industry.The public sphere is only beginning torealize what is being done to the preciousbalance of life on our planet. He citedthree major downfalls of the scientificand public community which deserveimmediate attention. "Lack ofcommunication, lack of good theories,and a lack of money" are undermining thegeneral welfare of our future. He thenwent on to explain how a redistributionof federal funds, public interest, and sheerbrain power would help to correct thetechnological mistakes that endanger theclimate."If the current state of affairscontinues for the next ten years," saidRamanathan, "we [will be] on anunchartered course."Committee to award fellowshipsto minority graduate studentsBy Diana BigelowStaff WriterThe Committee on InstitutionalCooperation (CIC) MinoritiesFellowships Program will award about40 fellowships to members ofunderrepresented minority groups seekingPh.D. degrees in a wide variety of fieldsin the areas of social science, thehumanities, science, mathematics, andengineering.Each CIC Minorities Fellowship isfor four academic years and includes fulltuition plus an annual stipend. Thestipend for the 1987 academic year willbe at least $7,000.American Indians, Black Americans,Mexican-Americans and Puerto Ricansare eligible for fellowships in all fields.Asian-Americans are eligible forfellowships in the humanities and certainfields of the social sciences where theyare underrepresented. Applicants must beU.S. citizens who hold or will receive abachelor's degree from a regionally-accredited college or university byAugust, 1987. Students who havereceived a master's degree from aregionally-accredited college oruniversity, or students currently enrolledin graduate study, also may apply.However, currently enrolled graduatestudents at CIC campuses are noteligible.Douglas Dickson, an advisor in theCollege who deals with minorityscholarships, asked students toinvestigate the CIC Fellowships as wellas the numerous other fellowships andscholarships available to students.Dickson suggested a good place to startis the Guide to Major Fellowshipswhich is available at Career andPlacement Services.The CIC Minorities FellowshipsProgram began in 1977 and is designedto increase the percentage ofunderrepresented minority groups among those who hold Ph.D. degrees in CIC-designated fields.The Program is sponsored by elevenMidwestern universities - the Universityof Chicago and the "Big Ten" schools(University of Illinois, IndianaUniversity, University of Iowa,University of Michigan, Michigan StateUniversity, University of Minnesota,Northwestern University, Ohio StateUniversity, Purdue University, andUniversity of Wisconsin.)The deadline for application isJanuary 9, 1987; students are urged toapply as soon as possible. Completeinformation about applying can beobtained by writing to: CIC MinoritiesFellowship Program, Kirkwood Hall III,Indiana University, Bloomington,Indiana, 47405 or by calling 800-457-4420. The Maroon can help youexpress those longrepressed artistictendencies. Come visitour new computer meccaon the third floor ofIda Noyes on anyweekday from 1 to 5pm.rrr-i.yvmiDirectory of living Alumni to be publishedBy Neil RifkindStaff WriterA new Alumni Directory, withinformation about all of the Universityof Chicago's living Alumni will bepublished toward the end of this year.The last alumni directory, published13 years ago, was compiled from filecards. Information on alumni was firstprogramed into the University computerin 1984 and is regularly updated. Thenew Alumni Directory is a publishedform of this information, listing alumnialphabetically, geographically, and byacademic unit. Listings begin with OscarB. Fischer, SB 1899 and end with thosewho graduated last AugustThe main alphabetical orbiographical listings include the name,including maiden or former name; University of Chicago degrees; home/business address and phone; and businesstitle of alumni.The geographical listing is by cityand state in the United States and then byforeign country. The academic listing isby year or department depending onwhich part of the University alumniattended.The directory lists all formerstudents, including those who did notgraduate, and former faculty of theUniversity. Listing in the directory isvoluntary and some two hundred formerstudents and faculty chose not to beincluded. The directory will containinformation on 98,109 living alumni.Some of the University's well-known alumni who will be in thedirectory include Ed Asner, who attended,but did not graduate from the College;Kurt Vonnegut AM 1971; the Reverend Jesse Jackson, who attended but did notgraduate from the Divinity School; andCarl Sagan, AB, SB, SM, Phd.Laura Uerling, the ProjectCoordinator of the Alumni Directory, andSupervisor for Indicative Data atInformation Services, stressed that "thenew Alumni Directory is importantbecause we haven't done one for so long.It's a good resource for alumni, to helpthem find and contact their friends. It'salso good for the Development andAlumni Offices because it allows us toupdate our data on alumni."The directory will only be availableto those affiliated with the University andwill cost $39.95 hardcover and $32.95softcover. Copies may be purchased inadvance through the Alumni DirectoryProject Office in Robie House. 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Academicchallenges are our speciality.HAIRCUTS PERMSMENWOMENTEENS M340*18°° s20°° ■ 40°°REDKEN - MATRIX-HELEN' CURTIS-BOYS M0°° NEXXUS - LOREAL - ZOTOSGIRLS ^ *15°°UNDER 12 20% OFFBOYS tgoe - RETAIL REDKEN -GIRLS *10®° NEXXUS - MATRIX(includes shampoo. HOURS: MON-FRl 9-8conditioner & styling) SAT 9-5•v 'i sun tn-sThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 18,1986—17Reflections on athletics: an insider’s perspectiveBy Madelyn DetloffSports EditorThe team was taking layups during the pre-game warm up. There was a senseof tension in the gym as the large crowd of about thirty or more fans was well awarethat Chicago's chances for a post season bid depended largely upon a good showingagainst tough non-conference opponents like the enemy warming up at the otherbasket. A naive freshman, I was caught up in the aura of excitement. 1 found myselfdribbling and passing to the beat of one of those inspirational psyche-up songs thatthe home team usually plays over the PA. system in order to psyche-out theenemy during the warm up. "I have finally made it to the big time," 1 thought, as Icast a glance at the thronging multitude energetically perusing their calculus orhumanities books in the stands of Henry Crown Field House. 'They must be readingHomer, " I reflected, "in preparation for the epic struggle which is about to ensue." Ittook only a few moments for my delusions of glory to be completely shattered."Number 42, number 42, come over here!" I heard a seemingly enraptured fanscream as I drove in for a left handed layup."What could he possibly want?" I asked myself. "Certainly he can’t have theaudacity to ask for an autograph while I'm preparing for this crucial showdown?""Number 42!" The man's face was livid. I thought his eyes would burst, theyprotruded so far out from their inordinately widened sockets. I was almost convincedby the glare with which he accosted me that I must have done something incrediblywicked to him in a past life, and his spirit had just now swelled to avenge me. "Isthat your radio?" he raged. (I could tell by the clenching and unclenching of his fiststhat he was that he was just barely controlling the urge to wring my neck.)"Yes," I replied , overtaken by astonishment."Well turn it off !" he continued to growl, "I’m playing a squash gamedownstairs and it's bothering my concentration."After my initial shock, I composed myself enough to chuckle a bit and smile atone of the seniors on the team who was approaching. "Great joke," I thought."Always trying to upset the rookies.""I’m serious," uttered that frightful personage as he moved his face so close that lfelt the curious urge to reach out with my finger just to see if those eyes reallywould pop. I stood speechless, while a feeling of defenselessness flooded my veins.I was quickly rescued from the wrath of the squash player by the ever aware P.A.announcer, Zinn, who turned off the radio, and the indomitable senior Dana Howd, who told the man in quite explicit terms to remove his obnoxious presence from thefloor...in general, it's not my policy to reflect too much on any of my experiences as afreshman, for reasons that are obvious to anyone who has shared the commonembarrassment of rookie naivete. This particular recollection passed through mymind, however, as I sat in the stands at the UIC Pavillion waiting for the VirginiaSlims tournament to begin. I was trying to relate to the experience of playing in aprofessional, well-subsidized athletic event. 1 searched to find some kind of commonbond between players such as Pam Shrivcr, who was warming up for the upcomingsingles match, and the group of U of C women athletes with whom I was sitting.We were, after all, linked by the same desires - to perfect our athletic skills throughhours of training, to achieve some kind of reward for our efforts through victory incompetition, to make some sort of individual statement with our personal style ofplay...Unfortunately, most of the common bonds I could find were platitudinous.What struck me were the differences. First of all, the majority of the WAAmembers in the stands were a good deal older than the budding new stars on theSlims circuit. None of us had ever taken home $33,000.00 for a night's work...Iwondered why it is that women tennis players can earn thousands of dollars playingtheir sport professionally, while the most we softball or basketball players can lookforward to is a letter jacket and coverage in The Maroon. "Perhaps it is becausethey wear skirts when they play," I mused. Then I remembered that we wore skirtson the field hockey team, and not only did we not earn thousands of dollars andcommercial endorsements, our program was cut from the University athleticcurriculum last year."There must be something more intrinsically appealing in the image of a womangracefully smashing a tennis ball at her opponent than the sight of a woman rugbyplayer tackling her opponent in the mud," 1 conjectured. Perhaps. Perhaps womenbasketball players just haven't found the right cigarette company to sponsor theircompetitions...I don't mean to take anything away from the tremendous women athletes whoplay professional tennis. Mostly I'm just awed by the respect which they command.I must have been conditioned to expect the officials to show up late, or the crowd tobe really secretly stretching-out for an upcoming I M volleyball game. As the matchwas about to begin, the PA announcer told the full-house crowd to find a seat and bequiet. "Unnecessary noise might distract the players..."I started to remember that game when that guy from my dorm kept trying to askme out on a date whenever I neared the sidelines....S.G. STUDY-BREAKpresenting__ Free!r!:.. 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November 18. 1986—19T FTTFl?HI/ X X XL tvLetter by Law Women's Caucusopposing speaker misleadingTo the Editor:The statement by the Law Women'sCaucus (LWC) opposing StudentGovernment (SG) funding for a comedicspeaking engagement by Mr. JamesPeterson, as published on page 17 of thethe Tuesday.il November issue of theMaroon, was misleading, and theMaroon must share responsibility forthatThe LWC statement asserted that"...no female SG representative voted forfunding...” Mr. Peterson’s appearance.As of 6 November, that was incorrectTwo of the seventeen repersentatives whothen voted to fund the event are women.The statement the Maroon publishedwas actually transcribed directly from amemorial the LWC presented to SGrepresentatives at our 6 Novembermeeting. At that time, the passage Iquoted above was correct, because itreferred only to votes taken at the 23October SG meeting.A reader might have been able toinfer that from a very close reading of thefifth paragraph of Mr. Larry Peskin’sfront-page article, "Peterson to return," inthat same 11 November issue of theMaroon. Mr. Peskin noted that at the 6November SG meeting, the LWC haddistributed a letter opposing funding forMr. Peterson's appearance, and that"Their letter has been reprinted in thisissue of the Maroon in its entirety."One could thus glean that the passageregarding a unanimously anti-Petersonfemale voting bloc referred only to the 23October meeting.However, from the way that theMaroon presented this information,most readers probably assumed that thepass?<ze referred to the 6 Novembermeeting, too. Had the Maroonpublished the statement in its 7November issue -- the day after themeeting - I could excuse such an error,as a detail easily overlooked in the hasteto beat a deadline. But it came outinstead five days after the meeting.To start off with, the LWC shouldhave modified that portion of thestatement ot update its facts. (Surelysuch a careless disregard for details intheir arguments is not part of theirUniversity of Chicago legal training.)Failing that, the Maroon’s staff shouldhave been more alert to the veracity ofthe assertions they were reprinting, andthus should have done one of two things:taken up the matter with the LWC, andagreed to corrections; or added a noteclarifying the original context of the letter, informing the readers that at the 6November meeting two female SGrepresentatives had voted in favor offunding Mr. Peterson. The obliquereference buried in an article sixteenpages away from the LWC’s statementwas wholly inadequate.To address the issue in broaderterms, whether or not Mr. Petersonappears on campus is of minor concernto me. But I felt strongly about theunderlying premises of the argumentsthat some - most notably the LWC -advanced against funding hisappearance.It is important that no one -- fromthe Activities Committee Chair, RajNanda, to the woman who was the SGFinance Committee Chair last year, toLWC members -- has contended that thesubstance of Mr. Peterson’s talk last yearwas at all sexist. (Some have said thathe was mediocre, but let's not kidourselves -- no one would be getting thisworked up were the relevant issue one ofwhether or not a comedian was funny.)Instead the LWC's key argument is thatan appearance by Mr. Peterson isinherently sexist, because he writes forPlayboy magazine. In the absence ofany evidence that Mr. Peterson presentssexist material in his apperarances, theample obfuscations of the LWC'sstatement cannot obscure the fact that itis fundamentally a call to blacklist Mr.Peterson through association byemploymentThis is a principle of richpossibilities. With it we could blacklistAlex Haley, who has also written forPlayboy. A minor stretching of theprinciple could make room on ourblacklist for Jimmy Carter and BobFosse, too, each of whom has consentedto being interviewed for Playboy.I think I can speak for most othermembers of SG who voted to fund Mr.Peterson's appearance, in saying thatwere it evident that the substance of Mr.Peterson's talk last year had been sexist, Iwould have readily voted against a repeatperformance. But I will continueadamantly to oppose any attempt toblacklist anyone on account of hisactivities as a writer for any publication.Best regards,Brian ThrelkeldGraduate Student,Department of HistoryRepresentative for the GraduateDivision of the Social SciencesStudent GovernmentStaff boxThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Back issues are available, by mailonly, at $1.50 for each issue. 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Miller, Patrick Moxey, Paul Okel,Jordan Orlando, Jean Osnos, Chelcea Park, Jacob Park, Larry Peskin, Jon Quinlan, LauraRebeck, Anna Rentmeesters, Paul Reubens, Neil Rifkind, Rich Rinaolo, Gary Roberts,Paul Rohr, Susan Rossetti, Erika Rubel, Terry Rudd, Mary Sajna, Sahotra Sarkar, JoeSchmitt, Nelson Schwartz, Rick Senger, Geoff Sherry, Neal Silbert, Michael Sohn, RickSnyder, Sonja Spear, Dave Stogel, Johanna Stoyva, Kathy Szdygis, Bob Travis, MarthaVertreace, Christina Vougarelis, Ann Whitney, Rick Wojcik, Christine Wright.Contributors: Sean Bell, Peter Bernstein, Claudia Ifkowitz, Dorothea Israel, Tom Jehn,Maria (VI Favprn Rnnni<* Markin Frrri Martin TnHri Parlrrr Hd Velasquez, Chuck Weng,Paulina Water20--The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 18, 1986 Ron, I am the ghost of executiveprivilege past!IFTTPDC1; Vj X X JtLIV(3Portrayal of deaf parents criticizedTo the Editor:In reading the article "On Signs,Intimacy, and Otherness" in the GreyCity Journal, I was quite upset aboutauthor Lou Ann Walker's description ofbeing the oldest hearing child of deafparents.Ms. Walker gives me the impressionthat her parents are incapable of leadingfull and independent lives. She alsomentions that she felt compelled to act astheir translator to the "hearing" world,not out of love I might add, but becauseher relatives told her to take care of herparents. As an adult Ms. Walker alsofelt that she had to be the voice of alldeaf people and that this led to herfeelings of guilt since she was unable tofulfill that role. To put it bluntly, thisis bullshit!Even educated adults... wouldfeel pity that I was a child of"deaf and dumb" parents.Being myself the oldest hearing childof deaf parents, I can tell you thatnothing could be further from the truth.My parents are the most independent andactive couple I have ever known. Theyare very active in the community andboth have satisfying and rewarding jobs.They also participate in organizationsthat promote the independence andpreserve the rights of all deaf Americans.My parents’ only reliance on theirhearing children is to use the telephone when the people they are trying tocontact do not have a teletype machine.Growing up, I often wished that theycould speak and hear like other parentsand was occasionally resentful that I, aswell as my brother and sister, had tomake phone calls for them. I remembergeting into fights when the kids atschool would make fun of my motherand father and when adults would makebigoted comments about them when wewould eat out. Even educated adults likeschool teachers would feel pity that I wasa child of "deaf and dumb” parents.Fortunately, these narrow-minded peopleand others like Lou Ann Walker are inthe minority. My mother and father havemany deaf and hearing friends and aretreated as equals just as any minorityshould be treated’- with respect. In fact,as far as minorities go, deaf Americansare the most independent, and less relianton governmental welfare andrehabilitaion programs and services thanBlacks, Hispanics, the Blind, and thosewith learning diabilities, just to name afew.As a son of deaf parents, I feel I aman individual blessed with two loving,caring, and sensitive people. For peoplewho are as pointless and wrong as LouAnn Walker, I have a quotation thatshould make them see the light: "Whatmatters deafness of the ear, when themind hears. The one true deafness, theincurable deafness, is that of the mind."Samuel Jay PetersenSilence over library crisis must endAn open letter to the University:I write this letter not because ofinvective, but because I love thisUniversity. Recent Maroon articleshave exposed a potentially serious crisisat Regenstein Library which should havefomented a great deal of anger in thisacademic community, particularly amongfaculty and graduate students; but alas,the only thing I've heard has beendeafening silence. Where is theadministration's response? We hear thatwe posess a top flight president (certainlytrue), and the North Central Associationhas deemed us a"distinctive jewel," butthis is so much bombast. At a worldclass research institution a great libraryshould be at the very core, and it is thelast place where cuts should be made.Everything else at the University shouldbe let go before research librarians andthe acquisitions budget are diminished. Has anyone contemplated the long-termeffects of cutting the library back? WillChicago still be a "great" university intwenty years if we begin amputating thelibrary now? The margin betweenChicago and Michigan or Illinois (bothfar less expensive than Chicago) willbegin to diminish, and it would bedifficult to then defend the exorbitanttutition charges here. Let’s wake up!The administration apparently needsto hear a resounding unitary cry fron theFaculty and students - hands off theLibrary! Let's come down off our highhorse and stop congratulating ourselvesconstantly. We are as good as ourLibrary. One can fool some of thepeople some of the time....Sincerely,Joe ManningGraduate student, NELCCall for LCB reinstatement raisedTo the Editor:The student activities people thisyear seem to have a fetish forestablishing traditions. First we had thebi-annual Psychedelic Furs concert, andnow we are to be graced with the secondannual James Peterson memorial lectureon love and sex. Now, if we could tame this rampant tradition-establishingmania, and channel it into something thestudent body would enjoy - perhapsreinstating a real U of C tradition, likethe L.C.B.Amy KavkaThird year student 'IDoes Divine Will now favor Democratic Party?By David S. BroderMaroon Editor-in-Chief 1948WASHINGTON- Of all the lessonsto be drawn from Tuesday's voting,perhaps the most celestial and sweepingwas the discovery that the gods did notdespise the Democrats as much as recenthistory had made us think. In 1980,1982 and 1984, almost every close raceon the ballot went to the Republicans,lending credence to the theory that aForce even more powerful thanEnlightened Self-Interest or the ProfitMotive was propelling our politicsrightward.This year, of the 11 Senate races inwhich the winning candidate received 52percent of the votes or less, nine went toDemocrats, restoring them to control ofthe Senate. Why the fates decided to tipthe verdicts in the democrat's favor is atheological question beyond thecompetence of a mere political reporter.It may be that the masters of destiny justcould not bear to contemplate Sen.Robert C. Byrd's countenance if he hadbeen returned to the dismal cell in whichthe Senate minority leader must dwell.But it raises a real question whether PatRobertson has as much influence UpThere as he claims.In any case, the Political ActionCommittee (PAC) managers who hadbeen so deeply touched by the NationalRepublican Senatorial Committee's fund¬raising pleas were left to contemplate aparaphrase of Winston Churchill’senduring words "Never have so manygiven so much to save so few."Beyond that, one should approachwith a good deal of caution the task ofreading large meaning into small electionmargins. Robert Teeter, the estimableRepublican pollster, has noted that noneof the last three elections has given aclue as to what would happen two years later, so there is no reason to supposethat this one will be prophetic of 1988.We have time enough between now andthe reconvening of Congeress in Januaryto talk about the implications for theDemocrats and Republicans in the newpower alignment Let's for now payattention to the voters who made ithappen.They are telling us something quiteimportant, I suspect: that they are readyfor change, and altogether willing toreject that which seems shabby orshopworn to them, in favor of somethingthat bears more promise. And thissuggests that the shape of post-Reaganpolitics may be quite different from whatwe suppose.Just look at what has happened inthe two years since Reagan was re¬elected. In 1985, the Republicancandidate for governor of New Jersey, astate which had Republicans in thestatehouse only 12 of the previous 32years, swept every city and carried 60percent of the black vote. In that sameelection, Democrats won Virginia, whichhad gone Republican in every presidentialelection since 1964, with a slateincluding a black for lieutenant-governorand a woman for attorney general.Last Tuesday, the implausiblebecame almost commonplace. Thevoters of Alabama turned out of office adecorated war hero/Republican senatorand at the same time elected as their first-ever Republican governor, a former door-to-door salesman who never held officeoutside his home county.The redneck Democratic counties ofthe Florida panhandle provided the votesthat helped make a Spanish-sumamedRepublican the governor of that state.A Southern-accented Democraticwoman was elected to the House in thatcradle of corporate Republicanism,Rochester, NY, and the Cajun parishes ofcentral Louisiana sent their first Republican to Congress.The heirs to the Stevenson andScranton political dynasties failed in bidsfor the governorships their fathers heldwhen they ran for President, one becausepolitical extremists forced him to leavehis own party and the other because hecould not escape his youthfulexperiments with drugs and spiritualism.In an orgy of ticket-splitting, thevoters of Maine helped a Democraticgovernor and a Republican congressmanswap jobs. Their counterparts across thecountry ordained that 26 of the 50governors face a legislature in which atleast one chamber is controlled by theoppostion party. (In 17 of them, thegovernors, like Reagan, will have bothhouses in oppostion hands.) And just tocertify their fickleness, they even split the governor’s and lieutenant-governor’sjobs between the two parties in 16 states.As if all that were not enough, thestaes of Idaho, Oregon and Washington,where Jimmy Carter lost every time hisname was on the ballot for a primary orgeneral election, saw three of his formerCabinet members win tough elections forgovernor or senator on the same day.Now that all those "impossibilities"have come to pass, it would be foolhardyto think that any political options areforeclosed in the twilight years of theReagan era. 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