INSIDE:Women's basketball AIDS brochureappraised omi« qpage 13 page 17 Silent Voices is stuckin the mac this weekThe Chicago MaroonVolume 9k, No. 26 The University of Chicago & Copyright 1986 Tuesdav. November 11. 1986School for Public PolicyBy Greg MantellNews EditorA $7 million gift by aUniversity Trustee has pavedthe way for the creation of agraduate school for PublicPolicy, University officials saidMonday.Trustee Irving B. Harris'contribution of $5 million forcreating an endowment for theschool and $2 million to coverits operating expenses for thefirst five years has removed thebiggest obstacle that hadhindered transforming theCommittee on Public Policyinto a school, according toRussell Hardin, chairman of thePublic Policy Committee."The Ad Hoc Committee onthe Future of Public Policy Studies in its report released inFebruary raised three issues ofconcern: finances, and studentand faculty interest. We’veaddressed all three issues now.The program has attracted a lotof student interest andsubstantial commitment bysenior faculty. And Harris' giftmakes finances lesstroublesome," Hardin said.Harris, a prominentChicago businessman andgraduate of Yale University,said he hopes the Public PolicySchool will attract "better, moreinformed people to government"to deal with the "staggering"problems of the "urbanunderclass."Though Harris, a memberof the Visiting Committee onPublic Policy, thought theCommittee was "doing a very good job,-" he believed thathaving an endowment wouldgive the Committee "a sense ofpermanence" that would allow itto attract more of the bestminds to deal with socialproblems."I think that when a studentgraduates from college, he has aconfusing amount ofopportunities. Many consider acareer in government but theydon't know how to go about it.Some go to journalism school,and others go to law school orget an MBA. But a publicpolicy school is handmade forcareers in government," Harrissaid.Harris said he hopes hisgift will make the program "alot more visible" so that it canattract other gifts. "We'll need alot more money," he said.Fackenheim speaks on evilBy Eduardo VelasquezContributing WriterIn a lecture which addressedthe relationship between the"Holocaust and Philosophy",last Wednesday in Kent 107,Emil Fackenheim claimed thatone of the major problems ofmodem philosophy is that itcontinues to ignore thedistinction between good andevil regimes.Fackenheim, who is both arabbi and professor ofphilosophy at the Institute ofContemporary Jewry, HebrewUniversity in Israel, addressedan audience of approximately150 people.The distinction betweengood and evil is the mainquestion philosophy is intendedto settle, according toFackenheim. Yet if this is thetask of philosophy, he asked,"why have philosophers beensilent on the holocaust?...Wholistens to survivors?""There are three reasons forthis boycott," said Fackenheim,who was bom in Germany in1916. The first, he stated, isthat "modem philosophy isantagonistic to things Jewish."There is the belief, he claimed,that an exploration of things Jewish leads to parochialism.The second reason he cited isthat the holocaust was anunprecedented fact,often referredto as "unique" by modemphilosophers, he said. Bylabeling it as "unique,"however, philosophers cast ashadow over the issue becausesuch a word implies that theissue is of no further interest tous. "We must understand diedifferences between the uniqueand the significantly unique (ofwhich the holocaust is part),"he added.The most significant reasonwhy modem philosophy hasfailed to grasp the meaning andimplications of the holocaust isthat philosophy fails to raisethe issue of good and evil, hesaid. As evidence of this, hestated that good and evil are nolonger a topic of discussion incontemporary universities.Good and evil tend to bedismissed as value judgments orpreferences by modemphilosophy, he added.This boycott by modemphilosophy of the questionsraised by the holocaust iscompounded by several otherproblems, Fackenheim said."The legal definition of theJews presents a problem for philosophy," he said. Once aperson, or a race, is reduced to asub-human status, there are nolimits impeding themanipulation of human beingsfor a particular end, he stated."Even if the Jew is bydefinition a vermin or devil butdoes not present himself assuch, he must be reduced to it,"Fackenheim said. "It was a self-fulfilling prophesy," which theNazis were out to realize. Thisis the case of "human naturebeing destroyed in the form ofthe victim," he said.According to Fackenheim,the question remains as to howsomething like the holocaustcould happen. One of themechanisms employed toexecute such terror was the"dual system created by theNazis," he said.There was an inner systemand an outer system. The innersystem Fackenheim equated toan organization such as the SSand the internal bureaucracy ofthe Nazi organization. Hecontinued that the outer systemconsisted of the universities, thetransportation system-theordinary structures of a society--which the Nazis corrupted andmanipulated to their advantage,continued on page twoOAKY L. CARI-SON/Rockfcrd RcpMet SttrThe Chicago entry In the Men's Novice strains off the starting line during the Headof the Rock Rowing Regatta last month in Rockford III. Story, photos on page four. REBECCA DONOMen's soccer season ends. Final standings on page 13Petersen to returnBy Larry PeskinStaff WriterOn Thursday, Nov. 6,Student Government Assemblyapproved monies to bring JamesPetersen, Plavbov magazinecolumnist back to theUniversity of Chicago.SG's Finance committeesuggested that the proposal tobring Petersen should bedenied, but the final decisionwas postponed until lastThursday's meeting, after alengthy discussion at themeeting of October 23 provedfruitless.The Assembly reached animpasse when it becameapparent that a majority votefavored overturning theFinance Committee's decisionnot to fund Petersen. However,the pro-Petersen faction lackedthe two-thirds majority neededto overturn the FinanceCommittee's decision. Thedeadlock was broken whenActivities CommitteeChairman Raj Nanda proposeda new budget almost identicalto the old one except for onesmall difference. The newbudget asked for one dollar lessin printing funds. The newbudget was taken directly to thefloor. It needed only a simplemajority in order to pass. Thenew budget of S2012 passed bya vote of 17 for to 14 againstwith one abstention.SG approved the Petersenlecture despite a letter from theLaw Women's Caucus and theProgressive Law' StudentsAssociation urging SG tooppose any funding for thelecture. Their letter has beenreprinted in this issue of theMaroon in its entirety. Theynoted that since the lecture willnot include any debate, "thesexism, implicit or explicit, ofPlayboy assume* a level ofsocial acceptability and right-mindedness which perpetuatessuch ideology and itselfconstitutes oppression." Philip Karmel, secretary ofThe Progressive Law StudentsAssociation attended lastnight's meeting and spokeagainst the Petersen lecture.After the lecture was approvedhe expressed resignationregarding SG's decision. Heemphasized the fact that herespected several of thearguments brought out in favorof Petersen's lecture. He saidthat "not everyone who votedfor it is a sexist,” but he notedthat some members were"despicable" and "showed anincredible attitude." He furthernoted that the vote did not muchsurprise him since SG hadmade the same decision lastyear.Nanda called the decision "avictory for fun andentertainment." He added "Ithink it's better to have funthan [for SG] to be worriedabout their image as seen by afringe element.”Petersen's lecture istentatively scheduled for Friday,February 13 so that it willcoincide with Valentine's Dayweekend. When asked iffeminists groups would picketthe lecture as they did last year,Karmel replied, "I wouldimagine there’s going to besomething done, but we haven'tdiscussed it yet."'The Maroon is teetering onthe brink of the computerrevolution. All of the copypages in this issue were laidout on Macintosh Pluscomputers using Pagemakersoftware and printed on aLaser writer.Tilling details awesome power ofBy Bonnie MackinStaff WriterRobert Tilling, a US GeologicalSurvey scientist, spoke Thursday,November 6, in Kent Hall as part of aseries of lectures entitled "PhysicalHazards: Can We Respond?"Volcanoes are one of the fewnatural disasters that scientists canactually predict far enough in advance tosave whole cities and towns...but due toinsufficient funding for research and alack of official attention, volcanoescontinue to take more lives than theyhave to," said Tilling, whose speech wassponsored by the Department ofGeophysical Sciences and the Committeeon Public Policy Studies.Tilling blamed Colombian officialsfor the death of 2,000 people from theeruption of the Nevada del Ruiz volcano."This was a mistake," said Tilling, "amistake that could have been avoided. Itwas not until the ash fell on the capitol[Bogota] that the officials becameconcerned. Scientists had recommendedto officials during the afternoon that thetown of Amarro should be evacuated."Compared to Ruiz, the evacuation ofBy Carmen IfkovitsContributing WriterThe Andrew W. Mellon Foundationhas granted $650,000 to the U of C forEast Asian Studies.The foundation's award this summer"recognized the school's fifty years ofscholarship and renowned achievments inEast Asian Studies," said RalphNicholas, deputy provost of theUniversity and anthropology professor.The University will have to raise$1,950,000 to triple-match the grantbefore the funds are released. With the aidof further donations and U of C alumniliving in East Asia, the University hopesto raise the funds in three years,according to the University News and people from the area around Mount St.Helens was "a success story," saidTilling, who has been studying volcanicactivity for 15 years. He hastened to addthat "[although] 60 people were killed inthe eruption, there could have beenhundreds or thousands more."The Mount St. Helens evacuationwas successful mainly because the USForest and Land Service and theBurlington Railroad were the onlylandowners, facilitating the coordinationof the evacuation, explained Tilling. "Iferuptions happen in an area where landdistribution is divided among a lot ofowners, evacuation is much tougher," heobserved.According to Tilling, another reasonfor the success of the Mount St. Helensevacuation was that scientists had beenkeeping a close eye on the volcano forfive years prior to its eruption. "In1975," he said, "the scientists studyingSt. Helens published a paper thatpredicted its eruptions as the mostdangerous of cascade volcanoes."Some peoples have literally built aculture around active, erupting volcanoes,said Tilling, citing the Indonesians.Information Office.The grant will be used to helpstudents by providing fellowships;assistance for travel, research, andlanguage study; and stipends to completedoctoral dissertations. The endowmentwill also help support the work ofUniversity faculty members and improvethe East Asia collection in the libraries.Norman Bradbum, provost of theUniversity, commented, "We deeplyappreciate the support of the MellonFoundation in continuing to keep theUniversity in the forefront of East Asianstudies nationally. It is particularlyappropriate coming at the time of the50th anniversary of the founding of anEast Asian program at the University." Tilling maintained that people livingaround volcanoes in Indonesia evacuatetheir homes with or without word frompublic officials. And, because they havemanaged to live so long with thevolcanoes, they are aware of the long¬term benefits of volcanic eruptions. Mudand lava flows are what give them therichest rice-growing soil in the world.Tilling found their adaptability"amazing." "They live in the fifth mostpopulated area in the world, and yet bothscientifically and publically, they handlethese frequent eruptions best," heattestedTilling noted that there are twovolcanoes with gigantic calderas, craterswhich form at the top of a volcanicmountain after an eruption, in the UnitedStates. The volacanoes, which are in theYellowstone National Park and the LongValley of northern California, have beenquiet for at least 600,000 years, but havethe potential to blow up again. Tillingexplained that "there have been threeFackenheimcontinued from page oneIn this way, clerks, lawyers, workers,etc., could be co-opted into the system,each denying his responsibility, claiminghis role in the system to be a minisculeone.The question of why the Nazisattempted to exterminate the Jewstranscends a structural analysis, accordingto Fackenheim. "They did it becausethey wanted to do it." Fackenheim laterelaborated on this point, saying, "theydid it because they deciued to do it.""The ultimate goal of the holocaustwas to realize the huge proposition thatone group of people are guilty" anddeserve their punishment, he said.Fackenheim stated that as each personsheds his responsibility, due to thelimited part he feels he plays within theNazi structure-an attitude also enforcedGrant to Asian Studies volcanoeseruptions in Yellowstone over the pasttwo million years. The last time iterupted, it spread ash as far south asTexas ...and as far east as Colorado andSouth Dakota."Nevado del Ruiz and Mount St.Helens were merely "drops in the bucket"compared to the giants at Yellowstoneand Long Valley, according to Tilling.He pointed out that, "the longer they arequiet, the more violently they willerupt." "Scientists can only say thingsare building up," said Tilling, "but wecan't say how big the eventual eruptionwill be. This is because mankind hasabsolutely no experience of thesemonumental explosions."In the meantime, mankind willcontinue to experience minor volcaniceruptions, predicted Tilling. "Thechallenge," he said, "is to minimize theshort-term impact of volcanic eruptionsso that people can enjoy the long-termbenefits to the soil created by mud andlava flows."by the heirarchical nature of the Naziorganization-the idea that no one is toblame for the holocaust emerges."Where does the source of evil liethen?" Fackenheim asked. He suggestedthat evil lies in each and every step of itsimplementation. "To be confronted withevil incarnate astounds the mind." Evenso, he added, the philosopher must notfail to look at each point and judge itsmalice.The lecture was part of the autumnseries sponsored by the John M. OlinCenter on "The Gulag and theHolocaust." It is part of this year's serieswhich will focus on the "Problem ofEvil in the Twentieth Century." JanStrezelccki will be the next speaker onDecember 3 in Kent 107.HYDE PARKCOMPUTERS INC InP>•ACT NOW.■ EPSONPRINTER******* FREE FX-85 Printer whenyou buy an EQUITYHComputer SystemCompletely IBM CompatibleIncludes 20MBHard DiskFast. Dual SpeedProcessor640K RAM + Clock/CalendarHigh Resolution mono/graphics monitorFree delivery, installation & trainingUnparalleled support! 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IncAt the Corner of 53rd & Harper • 288-5971 sponsored by: Augustana Lutheran ChurchCampus MinistryBishop Brent Houseunited Campus Christian MinistryUnited Methodist Foundation2-The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986Conference to address educational issuesBy Elizabeth BrooksSenior News EditorThroughout the weekend ofNovember 14-16, the faculty of theCollege’s "Fundamentals: Issues andTexts" program will hold a nationalconference on liberal education entitled,"Perennial Questions, Classic Texts,Today’s Students."The aim of the conference is topromote a discussion of the ends andmeans of a liberal education through apresentation and evaluation of the"Fundamentals" program. To this end,over 70 educators from other universitieshave been invited to attend the three-dayconference, which will include lectures,discussions, and model classes or. "issuesthrough texts."Speakers will raise questions aboutthe goals of the Fundamentals program,the soundness of its design, the studentsit attracts, the anticipated effects on itsgraduates, and the impact of such aprogram on its own institution and thefaculty that teaches in it.According to Leon Kass, facultychairman of the Fundamentals program,the many changes in modem life-including changes in the structure ofuniversities and changes in the attitudesand aspirations of today's youth-have created new challenges for liberaleducation.A study of the Fundamentalsprogram can help educators address thesemodem-daychallengesbecause, accordingto Kass, "there are certain generalizablefeatures of the Fundamentals programwhich are, if not indispensible, certainlyterribly important principles of liberaleducation."The Fundamentals program wasinitiated three years ago by faculty drawnmainly from the Committee on SocialThought. The program is designed toenable interested students to concentrateon certain fundamental questions ofhuman existence. Each student whoenters the program chooses for himself aquestion of intellectual and personalconcern, which he then addresses throughan intensive study of six great texts. "Bytying the study of classic texts to thestudent’s own questions," says Kass,"(the program) seeks to vivify formallearning; by tying the pursuit of personalquestions to the intensive study of a fewtexts, it seeks to deepen and render moreprecise each student's personal inquiry."Kass explained that "it is very hardreally to engage someone’s desire to learnwithout somehow making them feel theimportance of what they’re studying...ouraim (in holding this conference) is not toNun to speak on NicaraguaSister Joan Uhlen, a Maryknollnun who spent 13 years in Nicaragua,will discuss that war-tom countrytonight at 7:30 pm in the Cloister Clubof Ida Noyes Hall. Sister Uhlen, wholived in Nicaragua from 1972 to 1985,will talk about the periods before andafter the 1979 revolution. She will alsoshow slides of Nicaragua and answerquestions from the audience.Sister Uhlen has been a Maryknollnun since 1942. She spent 20 years\teaching in Hawaii, serving as school principle for six of those years, beforemoving to Nicaragua. She did parishand community work in northernNicaragua, where US-backed contraattacks are now most heavilyconcentrated.Sister Uhlen's talk is beingsponsored by the Divinity SchoolAssociation, Divinity Students forResponsible Action, and CAUSE. TheStudent Government FinanceCommitee is sponsoring the lecturewhich is free. J have our program replicated, but to showthe reasonableness and desirability oflocating liberal studies in close relationto general substantive concerns ofstudents."Many of the conference eventsscheduled throughout the weekend will beopen to the public. The keynote address,entitled "Liberal Education: Yesterday,Today, and Tomorrow," will be presentedto the public at 8:00 pm Saturday byDonald Kagan, professor of Classics andHistory at Yale University.Other events which will be open to the public include three lectures Saturdayon the theme: "Thinking AboutHeroes." Presentations on this themewill be given by James Redfield,professor in the Committee on SocialThought; Allan Bloom, professor in theCommittee on Social Thought; andBruce King, BA, Fundamentals: Issuesand Texts, '85.For further information about theconference, call Katherine Karvunis,assistant to the dean of the College at962-8578.University distributes healthpamphlet on AIDS to studentsBy Paul OkelStaff WriterThe Office of the Dean of Studentsis sending all students in the Universityan informational pamphlet about theAcquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome(AIDS).Dean of Students Nancy Maull ishaving the brochure sent to studentsthrough mail folders. It describes thenature of this disease, how it istransmitted, its symptoms, and how itmay be prevented.According to Maull, the pamphlet isthe product of a Task Force on AIDS thatwas established last year because "theProvost's office, the legal office, and theDean of Students wanted to talk aboutwhat to do if and when people hadAIDS."Susan Sher of the Office of LegalCounsel headed the Task Force, whichincluded physicians, faculty, andnumerous administrators. According toMaull, the Task Force finished thepamphlet in September.Associate Vice-President for PublicAffairs David Rosen views the pamphletas a "public health measure." He addedthat "die nature of the disease (AIDS) isunusual, in some ways unprecedented," and that the brochure was "prepared sothat members of the Universitycommunity, particularly students, couldknow about the illness."Maull said that her office distributedthe pamphlet widely because "it is aneducational effort that might help preventthe spread of AIDS." She also remarked:"We wanted to give a sense that theUniversity is concerned."Dr. Thomas Jones, director of theUniversity Health Service and member ofthe Task Force, calls AIDS "a real andgenuine health hazard." He wasconcerned about AIDS and wanted theUniversity to have a thorough discussionabout itJones also "wanted absolutely to endthe notion that this is a disease restrictedto homosexuals and drug addicts." DavidBarlett, secretary of GALA (The Gay andLesbian Alliance), said that "friends ofgay men need to know that most gaymen don't have AIDS."Barlett says he is "concerned thatstudents aren’t reading the pamphlet," andthat "everyone in the University needs tohave this information."Additional copies of the brochure areavailable through the University HealthService and the Office of the Dean ofStudents.After DOC Films...FRIDAYS ’til 11:00 pmSATURDAYS from 6:00 pm -11:00 pmIda Noyes Hall, First FloorServing- Espresso, Cappuccino & Teas- Medici Pizza- Ice Cream & Homemade Desserts:including cheesecake & carrot cakeand introducingIDA’S SLID AS mini-burgers IDA’S SLIDAS3/$ioospecial / JLfrom 6:00 - 7:00 pmSaturday, Nov. 15 onlyThe Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986-3i ' FEATURESLeave leaves lieBy Alexandra ConroyFeatures EditorA few days back, I watched a woman raking leavesrhe rake was of the usual flat and flimsy variety thaiDroduces a tinny scrape-rat-tat-tat as it is dragged acrosshe sidewalk. Not as bad as fingernails on a chalkboard)ut annoying, nonetheless. The woman was in jeansmd a sweatshirt and using hefty bags. This was the firsiDart of November, what did I expect? This particular da>n the first part of November happened to be slightlywindy. Mmmmm...maybe a little understated. Galewinds is more appropriate. Thus it was that thejnfortunate woman raked an impressive pile during thewind's brief lull. When she was nearly finished, lackingDnly a few delicate rake strokes, or perhaps strugglingigainst the Saran-wrap™ effect of hefty bags, the winen its usual nasty way, would again bestir itself. Dryeaves look so graceful as they spiral from a neatlystacked pile. They just leap into the air and hop an aii:urrent. What a pity they don’t come down in quite thesame order. Of course, one can always rerake them-ancnore besides, just lately shook down from their treesThe second time around is at least as successful as thefirst.Some of these leaf rakers must have a compulsior;o tidy, a sort of gut drive beyond the rational. Leavesire hardly like toxic nuclear waste. One can let them siii while and have relatively few fatalities. They're noiDarticularly gorgeous, but on the other hand, much olhe grass around here would have a hard time competingwith an indoor-outdoor welcome mat. It’s nothing mucfo look at. I’ve heard that heavy snow on dead leavesin grass causes the last to die a slow and painful deathDy asphyxiation, but so far, we haven't had any...(No. 1won’t say it.) There’s no harm in letting leaves lie. Ancdo particular benefit in picking them up.Now back home in midtown suburbia, it's <lifferent story-. Parents there are semi-preppie/yuppicniddle-aged weekend jocks who started their upwarcnobility late enough that they settled down with the'keep the neighborhood clean" attitude from PleaseDon't Eat the Daises and the drive to perfection of theiiyounger, fullblown colleagues. The children of such areDroducts of their environment. What are the moneygrubbing little capitalist offspring to do between gras*nowing and snow shoveling seasons but rake leaves? Ilbey're too lazy to hire out, at least they can claim wage.5from fastidious parents. Suburban dead leaves haveDOtential as raw material. They require little capitainvestment (rakes and other equipment are usuallyivailable from parents' garages) and a kid of less thariverage strength can maintain a highly marketableservice in exchange for cash. (Actually, averageintelligence isn't even a requirement. Just the instinct tcIrive a hard bargain.)After the leaves and fees are collected, the formeiserve little purpose. I've heard that at one time one useehem for diverting seasonal conflagrations, but thi<Dractice has been discouraged. So being rather faiemoved from both suburbia and greedy childhood, whywould anyone choose to contend with such a futilesituation as leaf raking in the Windy City?Besides, leaves are so much more fun on theDavemenL It's a small but real satisfaction to proceeche length of the block bringing wanton destruction wit!be feet. It’s true, converting a leaf to dust is no greatchievement, but for all the lack of effort required, thecrackling sound effects are fun, sort of like using a booiteel to crack ice that's frozen over the gutters. If yoiion’t destroy the leaves, they can contribute a poetic ancragic but natural addition to any scene. Especially orjrey days. Also, they are useful for slipping up joggersbose nuts who are so dedicated as to take time out in theniddle of the term to exercise in a chill wind guaranteec;o chap the skin off their legs. Sometimes sprawlingflat out on cement bings them back to reality.Later this same day, I saw the best use for deaceaves. Little labbies still of an age to be cute (under 6]lsed their hands, rather than rakes to collect their owreaf piles during the wind's lull. Of course, the wineDicked up again, but the kids weren't interested irInishing touches or opening hefty bags. Each child, irDooperation with the wind, knelt down, reachccjndemeath his pile and swept a great cloud of selfiestructing wom-out leaves up to the autumn sky.4-The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986 Club ProfileUC rowers face dawn with enthusiasmBv Chuck WengStaff WriterIf you're a member of the UC crew club, yourtypical day may start like this.The alarm clock wakes you up just minutes beforeyour daily morning workout. You go through themorning rituals of dressing, showering, and teethbrushing quickly and mechanically, thinking that youdon’t want to be late. By the time you arrive at BarlettGym, about five or so people are already there, chattingand greeting you loudly and cheerfully. You're glad, asyou look at your watch, that you have made it in timeonce again.It's 4:45 am."You work out three hours every morning, six daysa week," explains Miriam Sagher, a sophomore at theCollege who started rowing this June. "People drivearound town to pick up everybody, and then all go to alagoon at Lincoln Park. It’s a 10-15 minute drive."Ten to fifteen people-nearly half of the whole club-show up at one time. After the warm-up jogs andstretches, the members tread through about fifteen yardsof icy, two-leet-deep Lake Michigan to reach theboathouse.The darkness inside is total: Chicago Park Districthas cut the electricity since summer, and it’s still a whilefrom daybreak. Yet, with flashlights, the team quicklyand easily remove the long oars from the racks. Shoutsof "oar coming out!" are heard.Now it’s time to get the long, slender, 350-lbs eight-person boat out of the house. Coordination is crucial.The coxswain (pronounced "coxin"), steerer and overseerof the whole team's actions, roars commands with thealacrity of an army drill sargeant. Every movementfrom lifting to boarding is executed with unity andprecision.From then until 7:30, earlybird joggers at LincolnPark can hear from time to time the loud, sharp shoutsof the coxswain and the splash of eight oars strikingwater in unison. If they pause to catch the source ofthose sounds they will see, passing quickly by theirview, nine young boatsmen with expressions of greatexertion and, this writer likes to say, joy."It's an exhilarating experience," ClaudiaCitkowitz, first-year College student and rower,exclaims. "You get up at the top of the day, and rowwith eight people closeby as you see the sun rise abovethe horizon."Catching a pretty dawn is, of course, not the onlyreason for these dedicated athletes to live by such astringent way of life."It's so therapeutic-my mind for a while is freefrom the burdens of school," says Tory Ferrera,sophomore. "For the rest of the day my mind is clear,and I can concentrate better."Club president Ned Snell, a third-year Collegestudent who has been rowing since the second day offreshman year, is also benefitted personally. "Workingout early, taking afternoon naps, going to bed at teno'clock and still managing to get all the work done havedisciplined me to utilize my time in the best way. I ama perfectionist, and rowing gives me a means to striveperfection as closely as I can."Rochelle Cohen, sophomore and winner of the "bestrookie" award this year, simply wants to do somethingfew others have done: "Whoever is strange enough t' getKEVIN SHALLABorrowing boats sometimes gets youmore than you bargained for. CaptainShana Mertens rowed two miles to thestarting line before discovering this onehad a serious leak. up at 4:30 every day must be doing some interestingthings."Though everyone gets something different out ofbeing in crew, all agree that there is a common bond thatkeeps everyone together. "We all share a real passion forrowing and other crazy things," says Miriam Sagher."Being together with your friends so early every morninghas developed a strong sense of comradeship among us.It is the people that keeps me rowing."Ferrera agrees; she docs not feel that her social lifeis compromised by her unorthodox lifestyle. "I have somany close friends at crew. 'A big family' is a cornyexpression, but that's what we are."A good price, however, must be paid for all thebenefits. Rochelle misses the cozy wee-hourphilosophical conversations in her dorm. In addition tonot being often with her friends outside crew, Miriamsometimes struggle to stay awake in her classes and getall the homework done. "It is so, so tiring. I've beentaking a break from practice just to prepare for themidterms."Difficulties also exist for the club as a whole. Untilnow the team has been working without a coach; allinstructions are given by the more experienced members,and everyone learns mostly by doing. The bus that takesKEVIN SHALLA"Heads up on the dock." The women'snovice four carries their boat down to theriver for their race.everyone to practice and regattas all over the Midwest isaged beyond use, and so transportation has not alwaysbeen easy. Thus the team, in addition to workouts,must organize fundraising activities to sponsor a coachand a new bus.But fortunately these difficulties have not interferedseriously with the practices and the regattas-four ofthem since this September-in which the club hasparticipated this year. The club has contested with atleast ten other teams in Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin, andmost recently in Tennessee. The results of that Sat.,Nov. 1 event, called "The Head of Tennessee Regatta,"were impressive. The men's novice four took third outof 14.; the women's novice four, third out of six; andthe mixed four, third out of three. Co-captain ShanaMertens took second place in a single A sophomore inCollege this year, Mertens has been rowing since ninthgrade.Mertens, Fererra and others give much credit of theteam's success to the non-College students (grads,alums, faculty and staff members, etc.) that make up agood part of the club. "Without them we would nothave gone far," Fererra says.Jeff Ramsey, the vice-president and a grad student,extends the invitation to join the UC crew to allstudents, staff, family members and anyone else who isassosciated with the university at one time or another."Since the regattas are over," Jeff explains, "the besttime to join now is to start the winter workout with uson Jan. 7, at the first week of the winter quarter. Wewelcome to people of all experience levels." As heemphasizes the words "winter workout," his teammatesgive him a smile. It is a rigorous routine ofweightlifting, jogging and stair running that takes placesix days a week, starting at 5:45 in Bartlett. Theworkout continues until the racing season begins againin the summer, when the quarter-till-five vigil will beobserved once again."So you see, we don't really have a fixed 'season',"Jeff remarks. "Rowing is not a sport; it is a way oflife.""you CAN GETFRESH WITH US”• Full-line Deli • Party Trays • Carry-outs5319 S. Hyde Park Blvd.955-DELI6AM-10PM 7 DAYS A WEEKProfessor Arthur Waskowwill speak atHillel House Friday, November 14that 8:30 PM onTHE TORAH AND THE BOMB: JEWISHPERSPECTIVES ON PREVENTING ANUCLEAR HOLOCAUST.Professor Waskow is the director of The Shalom Center,a national resource and organizing center for Jewishperspectives on preventing nuclear holocaust. He is theauthor of The Freedom Seder, Godwrestling, Seasons ofOur Joy, and co-author of The Shalom Seder.3' fitl1 /“'/(l/tfl iPo U M £*** & t Tic U fa,,,W*o60637 • The University of Chicago Legal Forumin conjunction with the Chicago Law Foundationpresents its second annual symposium:Consent Decrees: Practical Problems and Legal DilemmasNovember 15,1986Weymouth Kirkland CourtroomUniversity of Chicago Law School9:00-12:15Conversations on SettlementBurt Neubome, Professor of Law,New York University; National LegalDirector, A.C.L.U., 1982-1986Frederick A.O. Schwarz, Jr.,Corporation Counsel, New York CityJudging ConsentJudith Resnik, Professor of Law,University of Southern CaliforniaCoffee BreakConsent Decrees Without Consent:The Rights of Nonconsenting ThirdPartiesDouglas Laycock, Fulbright &Jaworski Professor of Law, Universityof TexasThe Collateral Attack Doctrine andthe Rules of Intervention: A JudicialPincers Movement on Due ProcessCharles Cooper. Assistant AttorneyGeneral. Office of Legal Counsel.US. Department of JusticeLunch Break1:30-3:00Moderator Gary Orfield. Professor ofPolitical Science. University ofChicago Justice and Contract in ConsentJudgmentsHon. Frank Easterbrook, U.S. Courtof Appeals for the 7th Circuit; SeniorLecturer in Law, University ofChicagoThe Problems of ConsentOwen Fiss, Alexander M. BickelProfessor of Public Law, YaleUniversityCoffee Break3:30-5:30Federal Policymaking by ConsentDecree: An Analysis ofAdministrative DiscretionPeter Shane. Professor of Law.University of IowaThe Role of Consent Decrees inEnvironmental RegulationRobert Percival. Senior Attorney.Environmental Defense FundJudicial Regulation of Industry: AnAnalysis of Antitrust DecreesCharles Rule. Deputy AssistantAttorney General. Antitrust Division,U.S. Department of JusticeA National Conference on Liberal Education“PERENNIAL QUESTIONS, CLASSIC TEXTS, TODAY’S STUDENTS”presented byThe “Fundamentals Issues & Texts” Programin The New Collegiate DivisionFriday, November 14 - Perennial Questions and Classic Texts: Giving Students WhatThey Want1:00-3:00 The Idea and Practice of a New Undergraduate MajorIntroductory Presentations Leon KassKarl WeintraubBert CohlerSaturday, November 15 - Connecting Texts to Questions: Making the Books Alive9:00-10:30 “Thinking About Heroes: A Student’s Pursuit’’Presentation: Bruce King, BA, Fundamentals: Issues & Texts, ’85Response: Varun Gauri, Fundamentals: Issues & Texts, ’8811:00-12:30 “Thinking About Heroes: Teaching the llliad”Presentation: James RedfieldResponse: Werner Dannhauser, Cornell University2:00-3:30 “Thinking About Heroes: Teaching Rousseau’s Emile”Presentation: Allan BloomResponse: Jan Blits, University of Delaware8:00-9:00 p.m.: Keynote Address:“LIBERAL EDUCATION: YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW’’DONALD KAGAN, YALE UNIVERSITYIntroduction: Hanna Holborn Gray, PresidentThe University of ChicagoSunday, November 16- “Fundamentals: Issues & Texts”: Weighing Gains and Losses9:00-10:30 Panel Discussion with Outside Evaluators of the “Fundamentals” ProgramPanelists: Susan Parr, University of TulsaEthyl Wolfe, Brooklyn CollegeLee Yearley, Stanford University•ALL SESSIONS WILL MEET IN SWIFT LECTURE HALL.The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986--5And Now, DC PresentsThe Man of Steel: a comic hero reborn for the '80'sBy Fred MartonContributing WriterOn the advanced pianet of Krypton, a leadingscientist by the name of Jor-El discovers that all is notwine and roses. In fact, he has found out that his lovelyworld is about to blow up. After informing the planet'sruling body, the Science Council, of what's going tohappen, he begins the construction of a giant space arkin the capital of Kandor. He hopes that the Kryptonianpeople can use this ark to escape to safety.Unfortunately, Kandor is shrunk and stolen by that evilanthropoid computer of Colu, Brainiac. After theseevents have transpired, there simply is not enough timeto begin construction of another space ark, so Jor-Elbuilds a small rocket ship in which he will send hisyoung son, Kal-El, to the planet Earth.Jor-El and his wife Lara finally send Kal-El on hisway moments before Krypton explodes, showering theheavens with what has now become Kryptonite. Kal-El's rocket travels toward Earth and lands somewhere inthe American Midwest. The landing is witnessed byJonathan and Martha Kent who, being childlessthemselves, decide to adopt the baby they find inside.As Clark, as he is now known, grows up, hediscovers that he has many unusual and superhumanpowers such as super-speed, the ability to fly, super¬strength, X-ray vision, heat vision, invulnerability, etc.Since he has been brought up properly, he knows that hehas to use his powers to help mankind and to protect theplanet Earth. Here is bom Superboy the Smallvillesensation.In order to protect his family and to keep some sortof private life, Clark Kent becomes a clumsy, timidwimp, sort of an anti-Superboy. He doesn't fooleverbody though. Lana Lang, who has a crush onSuperboy, is always trying to prove that he and ClarkKent are the same person. And Clark's best friend, PeteRoss, discovered his secret identity during a campingtrip.During these years in Smallville, we see theintroduction of Kryptonite (those chunks from that crazyplanet Krypton, remember? Apparently, they have the[ooooooooh!] power to hurt Supes.) archnemesis LexLuther, and even more of Lana Lang (that all-Americangirl next door).The years roll by and we find that Ma and Pa Kenthave died and that poor Superboy is rife with guilt overhis inability to save them. He then goes to college,changes his name to Superman, and gets a mermaidgirlfriend.After graduation, Clark gets a job at the DailyPlanet, continues to protect the city of Metropolis (aproject he begun during college), and has even moresupporting characters and villians introduced includingBrainiac (yes, him again), another love interest, LoisLane, and his cousin Kara- otherwise known asSupergirl-- who hails from Argo city. (Before that citywas destroyed, Jor-El's brother Zor-El placed- Kara in anEarthbound rocket. You can probably guess as to whatfollowed.)Clark is eventually made a TV news co-anchorsharing the job with (drumroll, please) Lana Lang!Got all that? Good.Now forget it.Recently, DC Comics decided to redefine Superman,reaffirming him, if you will, for the Eighties. Theresults were first seen in this summer’s The Man ofSteel mini-series, and can be seen in the three currentSuperman titles: Action Comics, Superman, and TheAdventure of Superman.It was writer/artist John Bymes's job to "begin theLegend" again which he did by making character and plotadjustments in every part of the Superman saga.To begin with, Byrne presents us with a "dyingsterile world" that is Krypton. The Kryptonians had lettheir humanity slip away by letting technology controltheir lives. They are prisoners of a planet that makesVictorian England look positively savage. Note Lara'sreaction when she sees a picture of a Kansas farmer.Obviously, these people have placed themselvesabove inferior creatures such as animals that don't usemachines and that touch the natural world. Byrneemphasizes this by completely covering them inclothing except for their faces and a few fingers, anddeleting hair, even the eyebrows. They even have nosexual reproduction. Jor-El mentions that their "seedwould be mingled in the matrix." In addition, Jor-El does not build a giant space ark,Kandor is not stolen, and Kal-El travels to Earth via ahyper-light drive attatchcd to his matrix (his artificialwomb.)On Earth, he is found by the Kents, who believehim to be a victim of some cruel experiment, possiblyconducted by the Russians. (For the record, Pa Kent didsay, "He could be some kind of...Martian!") They takehim in as their own son and he has a normal childhood.Well, for a few years, anyway. As Clark grows up, heand his parents begin to notice that he has certain powersand abilities "far beyond those of mortal men." Theseinclude the ability to fly, Super-strength, X-ray vision,etc. Fortunately, there is no mention of Super¬ventriloquism and Super-breath, two of his moreimaginative powers. Once again, Pa Kent tells him heshouldn't use his "special abilities" to give him anadvantage over everyone else. Clark, being an all-American boy, naturally doesn't listen. He goes on tobecome, not Superboy, but Smallville's footballsensation (He scores ten touchdowns in the game againstCompton High. Incidentally, the scoreboard on thesplash page is incorrect, but then again, you can’t haveeverything.)It is after the aforementioned game that Clark goeswith his father to a desolate field and not out for a sodawith you-know-who. Here, Pa Kent tells Clark abouthow they found him and even shows him the space ship.After Pa is done, Clark suddenly feels weak whichis, we know (but he doesn't) due to a piece of Kryptonite(remember that stuff?) that attached itself to the matrixbefore it went into hyper-space. As a result, this is theonly piece of Kryptonite on Earth. And it’s green. Nomore red-K, gold-K, white-K or whatever. This is it.Oh, yes. Also there is an unknown-type person hidingin the shadows during all this. To find out whom, buySuperman #1, still on sale. (Well, I’m not going to tellyou everything!)After finding all this out, Clark thinks things overand decides that Pa was right when he told him not touse his powers to any advantage. He knows that he hasto use them to help mankind. So out into the world hegoes, but not without seeing "someone" first."Ah ha!" I hear you cry. "So this is howSuperman gets his start." Not by a long shot. You see,Clark has decided that he should operate in private,always having it appear that it’s chance or good luck, nota person with extraordinary powers. And so it goes forseveral years. However, one fateful day, Clark is atMetropolis' 250th anniversary when the space-planeConstitution is in danger of crashing. Naturally, whenhe saves it, everybody sees him (including a certain girlreporter named Lois Lane) and afterwards, everybodymobs him. Confused and afraid, he returns home forhelp and guidance.Thus begins the legend. Byrne has done well in his choice of adjustments, the best of which are that Ma andPa Kent are still-alive, and Clark is not a wimp. True,he isn't quite the sam» person (why then use a secretidentity?) as Superman, but that does not mean he's JoeSchmoe, either. He's athletic, a vertebrate, and noticedby women.Another change is that Lex Luthor is now awealthy, slightly overweight, coporate bigshot, "themost powerful man in Metropolis," as well as ascientific genius. He even has some hair left in TheMan Of Steel, but it doesn't last long.The relationship between Clark and Lois alsoundergoes a metamorphosis. In the past, it was Loischasing after Superman with Superman playing along.As Clark, he would just sit in the background doingvirtually nothing. Now, though Lois is still infatuatedwith Superman, it is Clark who is makng an effort toget close to Lois, Filling the air with the subtle smell ofsexual foreplay (We’re talking language usage, people.Remember, the Comics Code Authority approved this.)And it isn't just with Lois either. True, heconsiders her the woman who would make his lifecomplete, but that doesn’t prevent his from beinginterested in others.While we're on the subject of relationships withpeople, let's not forget his attitude toward the bad guys.Superman has no qualms about getting violent withthem, rather he uses his physical prowess and super¬human powers to deal swiftly and surely with thevillains. He is not above threatening thugs and hedoesn't hold back when he gets angry.That is probably the most refreshing change that hascome over supes. Way back in the beginning, hiscreators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster made it clear that hewas not a man to be taken lightly. He would often graba villain's leg, jump up into the sky, and drop him,claiming to be able to mind him useless unless hetalked. Evidently, Byrne has come to the conclusionthat Superman is more effectve that way. And he's right.Superman isn't the a do-gooder. He's someone whosquints his eyes at you and makes you pray that hedoesn't get angry.This sort of attitude has made Superman a hero forgrown-ups again. Several years ago, it was determinedthat the bulk of the readers were in the pre-teen groupand therefore, the stories should be aimed at them. As aresult, the stories in Superman, Action Comics, and DCComics Presents (the old team-up book) were for themost pan, predictable juvenile adventures. Apparently,comics fans approve (though not all) for sales on theMan of Steel were over one million copies per issue.Superman has been restored to what his creatorsintended him to be, and his future looks better than ever.6--The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,198653RD KIMBARK PLAZA • 363-2i75mlafaU.S.D.A CHOICEBEEF BLADEPOTROASTU.S.D.A. CHOICEROUND BONEPOTROASTU.S.D.A. 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Zike, conductorVivaldi: “Autumn" from The Four Seasons (Jeri-Lou Zike, violin); Dello Joio: Meditations onEcclesiastes; Stravinsky: Concerto in D for Strings (“Basle"); Mozart; Symphony No. 29 inA, K.201.Admission is free.★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★*******UPCOMING CONCERTSWednesday, November 19 - Almerindo d'Amato, piano8:00 p.a.. Goodtpeed Recital HallPresented under the suapices of the Italian Cultural Institute in conjunction with theDepartment of Music and the Contemporary Chamber Players.Italian Music lor the Piano by Martucci, Busoni, Respighi, Casella and Dallapiccola.Admission is free.l@mjsic«nusionosicI1 ■ = 1 " T“rr U.c. HILLEL AND THE HYDE PARK-KENWOOD COUNCIL OF JEWISH ORGANIZATIONSPRESENTSTHEJEWISH BOOK FAIRDATE: NOVEMBER 16, 1986TIME: 1:30 - 4:30PLACE: REYNOLDS CLUB-NORTH LOUNGE57th 6 University AvenueAdmission is freeJEWISH BOOKS FOR SALEEnglish b Hebrew Adults b Children's Titles New b UsedBOOKSELLERS:Mo'Ayon Book Fairs of BostonPowell'sSeminary Co-OpU. of C. 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I thought of taking public transportationhome but recalled my last ride on the CTA-a hystericalwoman mistook me for her father’s accountant and beganthrashing me with a fresh copy of the Sun Times (sofresh that the mirrored image of the words "Death Bus"were imprinted on my forehead). Fearing a repeat of thisincident, I hailed a taxi, instructed the driver to take meto Hyde Park, and took the opportunity to catch up onsome much needed and much deserved sleep.I awoke about an hour later just as the cab waspulling into Midway Airport. So as not to appear that Ihad been duped by my foreign driver, I simply noddedagreement and paid the fare with the 20,000 SouthVietnamese Piasters that I carry for emergencies such asthis. Midway Airport is located on the border betweenChicago's West Side and Cicero. One simply gets onCicero Avenue and looks for the sign that says "Liquor-Left, Airport-Right" and makes the appropriate choice.Midway is essentially empty. It bears little resemblanceto its pre-O'Hare heyday when it was the busiest airportin the world. Now it is characterized by long emptyhallways with few travelers who drag suitcases and yell,"excuse me, do you work here?" at each other. It is theperfect place for a nap.I awoke having had the same dream I had the nightbefore. Mark Twain, Nehru, Barney Rubble and I wereplaying Stratego and-this is the strange part-we allspoke with affected French accents. I walked to the barand ordered a Midway Island Surprise. It was one ofthose big rum and fruit drinks with a little umbrella andand orange slice. At the other end of the bar was a veryattractive woman drinking 7 & 7’s like she was related tothe bartender. She was about my height (if I were only5’6") and seemed to be listening in on the conversationthe bartender and I were having about the impact of theSmoot-Harley tariff act.I've learned that the best way to meet women inbars is to open with a friendly, non-threateningstatement. "Tin is a major export in Bolivia," I said."I’ve been to Bolivia," she replied. Now I was in for it. I had apparently entered into a conversation with anexpert on the Bolivian economy, a subject I waswoefully unprepared to discuss. I ordered anotherMidway Surprise and tried to recall the terms of Bolivia'sdebt restructurement. Fortunately, my new friend wasnot an expert on Bolivia, but an expert on travel. Shewas an off-duty stewardess who had just broken up withher boyfirend. She was on her way to New Orleans. Idecided that I should go to New Orleans, too.We walked to the gate and I boarded a virtuallypmpty plane by smiling and saying, "I’m with her,"By James DoodyContributing WriterIn an effort to better meet the needs of students andthe community at large, Rockefeller Chapel hasexpanded its program offerings for the 1986-87 academicyear. "We are concerned with offering more of whatstudents want in this day, and evaluating how theChapel can meet student needs," Ann Jordahl, ChapelDevelopment Associate, said.For the First time in several years, the Chapel issponsoring a subscription music series. WhileRockefeller Chapel has frequendy been the setting formusical performances, the new series signals a return toa program which embodies a coherent thematic identity.According to Jordahl, "The music is choral music, and itreflects the change of the liturgical year." The firstconcert of the three part series, Stravinsky's Mass, wasrecently performed as part of the University's observanceof the Feasts of All Souls and All Saints. It is duringthe Feasts of All Souls and All Saints that the schoolconducts its annual memorial for deceased faculty andstaffMusic For Advent, featuring the works of Schutz,Schoenberg and Handel will be performed on December7, and again on December 14. The series will beconcluded with the Palm Sunday and Good Fridayperformances of Bach's Passion According to St. John,which will feature the University Chorus. Tickets forany of the performances are S15 each ($5 forstudents/seniors) and are available at the Reynolds Clubbox office.Receiving new emphasis this year is the ChapelCommon. Developed by the Dean of the ChapelBernard O. Brown and his assistant, Lynn Hubbard, theprogram allows interested members of the community tobecome involved with the Chapel's social service, when the stewardess asked for my boarding pass. We satdown and continued our small talk. "Are you from NewOrleans," I enquired. "No," she responded, "but myhusband lives down there. Why are you going to NewOrleans?" Why indeed? I mumbled something aboutthe Grand 01' Opry, closed my eyes and went to sleep.In one sense it was nice to see the woman reunitedwith her husband, although, admittedly, it was not theNew Orleans adventure I had expected . The trip wasn'ta total loss though. At least it gave me a chance to cashin my Confederate War Bonds.fellowship and religious study activities. A Bible Studygroup, led by Divinity School student Jeff Trumbower,is an example of one of the many programs offered underthe auspices of the Common. The group, whoseorganizing theme is "Divine Justice and HumanSuffering: A Biblical Perspective," meets at the Chapelon Tuesday evenings, and is open to anyone who wishesto attend. The Common will also sponsor a stressmanagement group beginning in the Winter Quarter.(Note to new students: You will soon learn the wisdombehind offering stress management in the winter.)The Chapel also provides meeting space to groupswho are not directly affiliated with the Chapel Common.Some of these are, Alcoholics Anonymous, the Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship and the Outreach Programon Nuclear Weapons.Another new addition to the Chapel's calendar ofevents are the seasonal festivals. The most recentFestival Day, "Welcome to Fall", featured a performanceof "The Land of Oz" by the Roberts Marionettes and anoutdoor concert by the Chicago Chamber Brass andUniversity Carilloneur Wylie Crawford. President of theUniversity, Hanna Gray, served as a reader during theFestival Day religious service.Despite all the recent developments, one of thehighlights of the Chapel's offerings is still the 11 am.Sunday University Religious Service. In addition todistinguished preachers, each week provides anopportunity for the community to hear the RockefellerChapel Choir, carillon recitals and the virtuosity ofrenowned organist Wolfgang Rubsam playing the hugeE.M. Skinner pipe organ. Preachers for the year includeseveral Chicago faculty members in addition to DeanBrown, as well as other respected theologians andscholars from throughout the world.Rockefeller Chapel expands programsNICARAGUA: PAST and PRESENTINTRODUCTORY FILM A T 7:30 P.M.AMERICAS IN TRANSITIONAWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARYNARRATED BY ED ASNERSLIDES & DISCUSSION AT 8:00 P.M.WITH SISTER JOAN UHLENSISTER UHLEN IS A MARYKNOLLMISSIONARY WHO LIVED IN THENORTHERN PROVINCES OF NICARAGUAFROM 1972 TO 1985, EXPERIENCING ATFIRST HAND LIFE UNDER THE SOMOZAAND THE SANDINISTA GOVERNMENTS.TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 19867:30 P.M.IDA NOYES HALL - CLOISTERS CLUBSPONSORED BY CAUSE»DIVINITYSCHOOL ASSOCIATION‘DIVINITYSTUDENTS FOR RESPONSIBLE ACTIONFUNDED BY S.G.F.C. Register new for interviews November 13th inthe Reynolds Club25 years of PEACE CORPSThe toughest job you'll ever love.Here is your chance to developyour professional skills by teach¬ing children eager to learn ina country where teachers arehighly respected. More than 45countr.es are asking for PeaceCorps Volunteers in almost everyfield of education: Math andScience, Primary. Vocationaland Special Education andIndustrial Arts, to name only a few. You will take on respon¬sibilities and meet challengesthat would never be offered youin a starting position in the UnitedStates When you return, you willfind that your Peace Corps serv¬ice will open new doors to youEducational institutions, interna¬tional firms and governmentagencies value Peace CorpsexpenenceThe Chicago Maiucm-Tucsuay, November i 1,1986-1 iB-ball coach promises surprises for foesBy Done IsraelContributing WriterTo adjust to the absence of four-timeall-American and National Player of theYear, Gretchen Gates, head women'sbasktall coach, Susan Brower has noteased up but has instead intensified theschedule to include game after gameagainst top basketball schools.Although there is no doubt that Gateswill be missed, Brower is optimistic andconfident enough in the "well¬roundedness" of her team to even risk herown personal coaching record of allwinning seasons, to pit the Maroonsagainst powerhouse schools."We are going to surprise a lot ofpeople without Gretchen Gates. She wasincredible, but we were more thanGretchen - after all, somebody had to getthe ball to her. We’ll be more well-rounded this year. I upgraded theschedule. We’ll play six games againstnationally ranked teams. But my philosophy is you'll play better againstbetter teams. The new conference is atough one. There are four teams whohave been in the top twenty in the lastfive years. But there’s no sense waitinguntil next year, so I took the plunge nowand scheduled these top schools,"explained Brower.Brower is counting on goodperformances from four returning starters.Senior Maria Del Favero has returned forthe season "in the best shape she's everbeen in. She's ready to play. She playedbehind Gretchen for two years, and at 6'4she has the height advantage."Returning co-captain and mainstrength of the team is Madelyn Detloff,fourth-year, who returns at guard. Notedespecially for her defensive play, Detloffis capable of going to the board as well."Madelyn is the heart of the team.Defensively, she is the finest I've everworked with, and can also be an offensivethreat," said Brower.Kathy Fitzpatrick, third year, andCharlean Cobbin (32) looks on as Kathy Fitzpatrick passes theball to Madelyn Detloff (34). At 6'4" Maria DelFavero towers over the entire Lawrence team**Charlean Cobbin, second-year, are theother two returning starters. Fitzpatrickand Cobbin are the main ballhandlers forthe team. "Kathy is our most consistentand steady ball handler. Charlene doessome flashy ball-handling and keeps herhead in the game." pointed out Brower.Younger players will also add to thewell-roundedness of the squad. First-yearstudents Cindy Cockrel, Portia Fultz, andRuth Williams are making the transitionfrom high school ball to collegecompetition. "Very few freshmen canadjust to college ball because theconcepts are so different, such as thethirty-second clock, the three-point play and no backcourt. Portia has played overeighty games over last winter andsummer. Cindy will be a good rebounderfor us. Ruth has a twenty-five inchvertical jump from a standing positionand a good shooting range." Other firstyear students include Pam Gannon andLinda Lake. Second-year students ChrisBork, Silvia Jovel, third-year LisaFitzpatrick and fourth-year students JanellDeter and Natalie Nootens also add depthto the Maroon squad.The team will focus upon tighteningup on defense as they prepare for theirfirst game in the MIT Tournament Nov.continued on page 13£flAAAAJT SATURDAY, NOVEMBER I5*6L K.V IDA NOYES 3AUM0IK (3RD H&lC) s *•mi €^~Q-O-^S^0^: -rr^r^.yQ1^—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 11,1986 GREATDINNERSAT GREAT PRICESFROM OUR CHAR GRILL• JUMBO RIB TIP DINNER with fries and salad• JUMBO BBQ CHICKEN DINNER (Vi chicken) with fries and salad .• COMBINATION RIB TIP & CHICKEN DINNER with fries and salad 299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299 FREE12 07. Pepsi299299 FREE12 07. Pepsi4:30 to 8:00 P.M.ALL OUR DINNERS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AT LUNCHWtfWuj'o9n Httfcfe CowwwwM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pm JHHHHNMMMHMHMMMi4 iim WmCross-country comChristina Shields JBy Christina ShieldsContributing WriterOn Saturday, November 1, theUniversity of Chicago hosted the MACWCross Country Meet. The Women's CrossCountry team competed with seven otherDivision III colleges for the Conferencetitle. In spite of clear skies and near 70degree weather on Friday, Saturday's racewas marred by rain and chilly temperatures.The usually fast 5000m (3.1 miles)Washington Park course was considerablyslower than expected, due to strongheadwinds and slick surfaces. However, theinexperienced women's team ran a hard race,concentrating on beating the next runner,rather than setting personal records.For Chicago, the highlight of the day'srace was team captain Kathy Irschick’s 13thplace finish with a time of 21:12. Only asophomore, Irschick was one of fifteenrunners who achieved all-conference honors.Considering her dramatic improvement thisseason, Irschick expects to continue with afine track season.Second for the Maroons was freshmanEllen Bales, with a time of 22:55 whichearned her 32nd place. Like many of thenew athletes, Bales began competing late inthe season, but has improved and steadilymaintained a solid position as Chicago's number two runner. FreshmanCynthia Kuo was third for Chicagowith a 40th place and a time of23:50. Like Bales, Kuo has had afine season and is only beginning torealize her running potential.The fourth and fifth runners forthe Maroons were Karen Phillips andRima McCabe who placed 44 th and45th with respective times of 24:13and 24:19. Phillips, a second-yeartransfer student from the Universityof Puerto Rico, ran a fine race inspite of a painful knee injury.McCabe, also a sophomore, ran oneof her best races to top off a seasonof continual improvementRounding out Chicago's sevenvarsity runners were Dorothy Warnerin 49th place (25:23), HelenDenhamin 51st place (26:02), andGrace Chan in 53rd place(28:19).Although the Maroons placedseventh out of 7 teams, both theteam and the coach Mike Karlukremain optimistic about the future ofthis young and inexperienced team.With a team comprised entirely offreshman and sophomores, they arelooking toward future successfulcross country seasons. in conferenceKathy Irschick,who earned Allconferencehonors at theMACW champ¬ionship meet,outpaces acompetitor.Around the HornA Bull-sessionBy Ricky SnyderContributing WriterIs Bull-mania on the way? I knowit's very early in the season, but a 4-1start is encouraging. Even the lone lossto Detroit was close til the end, whenJordan showed he was human by notbeing able to carry the team on his back.That night, Air Jordan was leading theleague in scoring, averaging near 40points a game. This year, however,Jordan may have help. Charles Oakley isaveraging right around 17 points and 12rebounds at power forward. Earl Curetonis chipping in with 10 points and 10rebounds and point guard Steve Colter isaveraging close to 9 assists. Even centerDave Corzine is throwing in 10 pointsand pulling down 9 boards in limitedplaying time.In the National BasketballAssociation, 16 of 23 teams go to theplayoffs. I think the Bulls will winbetween 34 and 38 games, and findthemselves in post season action. Theydon't have what it takes to be acontender, but it'll be exciting to watchMichael get a hernia trying to carry theteam.The Bears are keeping themselves inthe headlines with the continuingquarterback saga. Mike Tomczak was thestarter in the Bears-Buc game in the placeof injured Jim McMahon. With aboutfour minutes left in Sunday's game,Doug Flutie made his first NFLappearance. The former BC quarterbackthrew an incomplete pass on a third andgoal situation from the 5 yard line.McMahon's job seems safe for now.Even after the World Series, majorleague baseball manages to stay in thenews. Roger Clemens should captureboth the Cy Young and Most ValuablePlayer awards in the American League,with Mike Schmidt and Mike Scottgetting the MVP and Cy Young in theNational League. Meanwhile, the freeagent list has close to sixty players,including stars such as Lance Parrish,Tim Raines, Jack Morris, and ReggieJackson. Teams have until January 8 tore-sign their own free agents, after whichthey may not negotiate with their ownplayers again until May 1.Scotty Bowman, coach of theBuffalo Sabres, resigned last week, theday after Boston Bruins' coach ButchGoring was fired. Bowman, thewinningest coach in NHL history,guided the Montreal Canadians to fiveStanley Cups in the 1970’s.Larry Holmes announced hisretirement, but did it in fine style. With aband behind the former heavyweightchamp, he rapped to the media about hisundeserved loss to Michael Spinks. Thenext day, inside a boxing ring, heannounced his retirement as a rap singer. Fumbles cause football flopMIDWEST CONFERENCEMENS SOCCERFINAL STANDINGSNorth DivisionW L T GF GALake Forest 4 1 0 12 6St. Norbert 4 1 0 18 5Lawrence 3 1 1 9 4U-Chicago 2 2 1 10 8Ripon 0 4 1 2 12Beloit 0 4 1 9 25South DivisionW L T GF GAGrinnell 5 0 0 13 1Coe 4 1 0 12 5Knox 3 2 0 10 4Illinois C. 230 7 10Monmouth 140 7 13Cornell 050 1 17Championship Playoff:Lake Forest 1, Grinnell 0Lake Forest, St. Norbertco-championsThis weeks SouthsideSports rap will feature aninterview with Maroon'sFootball Coach MickEwing. Coach Ewing andlost Jay Polk will focus onthis year's past season andlook ahead to the future ofMaroon's football at theU.ofC.Joining Jay will be ChevyCook, Assistant SportsEditor of the ChicagoDaily Defender, with locahigh school coverage andanalysist Steve Komyawith complete IM reportsand "Sports Around theNation and Around theWorld." The Sportsrapcan be heard everyThursday afternoon at4:30 on WHPK, 88.5FM. By Geoff SherryStaff WriterSeventeen Chicago seniors ended theircollegiate football careers on asomewhat sour note as the Sl NorbertGreen Knights downed the Maroons 24-15 Saturday at chilly Stagg Field. TheMaroons, picked as a conferencecontender prior to the season, concludedthe year at 2-5 in the MAC and 3-6overall.Fumbles played a major role in theChicago loss. The first came at the 13:30mark of the first quarter. After Chicagohalted the opening St. Norbert drive atthe 42 yard line, Punt receiver JerrillDent muffed a Karl Zacharias punt at theseven. Two plays later Kurt Rotherhamhit Don Birmingham on a 5 yard toss inthe flats for a touchdown. Zacharias hitthe PAT and the Maroons trailed 7-0with 12:33 remaining in the first quarter.Several possessions later a nifty puntreturn by Dent set up the Maroons at theSt. Norbert 38 yard line. A six yardMatt Schaefer to John Burrill pass, andsix straight rushes by sophomoretailback Paul Suter resulted in a Chicagotouchdown. Paul Song missed the PATand Chicago trailed 7-6.The Chicago defense continued toplay tough in the second quarter but onceagain fell victim to a Maroon miscue.Chicago partially blocked a Sl Norbertpunt at the 47 yard line and in thescramble for the ball Maroon free safetyRob Williams coughed it up. The GreenKnights gained possession at theChicago 44. St. Norbert drove to the 8yard line but had to setde for a 25 yardfield goal to go up 10-6 with 8:10remaining in the half.Chicago took possession at the 10yard line following a clipping penalty onthe kickoff. On the first play fromscrimmage Suter fumbled and St. Norbertrecovered at the 16. Two plays later theGreen Knights turned it back over to theMaroons as Mike Maciejewski picked offan errant Rotherham pass and returned itto the 30 yard line. Chicago thenmounted an impressive drive, eating upnearly 8 minutes on the clock, whichresulted in a 35 yard Jim Bonebrake fieldgoal. They headed into the locker roombailing 10-9.After Bonebrake ended a Sl Norbertdrive with a big fumble-causing hit at theChicago 9 yard line (Ted Repassrecovered), the Maroons' subsequent drivestalled at the 18 and the Green KnighLstook over at their own 43 yard line with5:55 left in the third quarter. Sl Norbertdrove 57 yards in under 3 minutes.Running back Brian Morgan dove infrom the 2 to put Sl Norbert up 17-9.The subsequent Chicago possessionproved fruidess. St. Norbert needed only 8 playsto notch another TD and go ahead 24-9with 14:03 remaining in the game.The Maroons bounced right back anddrove 90 yards behind the running andpassing of Schaefer. On forth and goalfrom the 4, Schaefer pitched to freshmanMike Uzendoski, who swept right for thescore. Head Coach Mick Ewing opted tofake the PAT, but Song's pass fellincomplete to put the score at 24-15 with9 minutes remaining in the game.Chicago had one last chance as Songpicked off a Rotherham pass at the St.Norbert 48. Suter then took a Schaeferhand off and ran for 22 yards to set up afirst and ten at the 26. Two plays laterSt. Norbert linebacker John Wincklersacked Schaefer for an 8 yard loss to putthe game out of reach.Schaefer ended the game 11-21 for 90yards and no interceptions. On the year,he was 92-186 for 1112 yards and 5touchdowns. Tony Lee saw limitedaction Saturday because of an ankleinjury but led all runners on the yearwith 177 rushes for 704 yards and 7 TD's(Only 7 carries short of Bruce Montella'srecord 184 rushes). Eric Smith led thereceiving corps with 37 catches for 533yards this season. He ends his careerholding most modem era receivingrecords. Ted Repass led the defense intackles with 126 and was followedclosely by Dave Baker with 118.Sophomore Rob Williams led the teamin interceptions with 5 and Junior JeffShinall led the pass rush with 38 hurriesand 4 sacks.B-ballcontinued from page 1221 in Boston. Last year, aggressiveboard action placed the Maroons at sixthin the nation for rebounding. "This yearwe must concentrate on defense and keepit tighL, Well score lower, but thatdoesn't matter as long as we cut down onour opponents' offense as well,"commented Brower.Some key upcoming games will beagainst St. Norbert, Whitewater and NewYork University. "We aren’t playing anyweak teams. There aren't any totalmismatches unlike last year against(Olivet) Nazerenc College. The U of Cbasketball team won't win by big scoressince it's not my philosophy to run upthe score." Brower is looking forward tomaking the transition to the newconference next year. "I'm excited aboutthe new conference and playing likeinstitutions. Chicago offers the best ofboth worlds - academic and athletic. Wehave to prove you can be a good studentand a good athlete all at the same time"The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986-13Tribute to menPHOTOS BY REBECCA DONO s soccer 1986The University of ChicagoThe Law SchoolWilber G. Katz LectureSerial Polygamy andThe Spouse’s Forced SharebyJohn H. 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Reagan commands respectsimply because he put himself in thefront lines when his troops were underthe heaviest fire.Fifteen of the Republican Senatorsrunning yesterday (Tuesday) were peoplewho had won their seats for the first timein Reagan’s landslide of 1980. He was,in a real sense, responsible for theirbeing where they were. And when theybecame the targets for the Democraticcomeback drive, he did not abandonthem.He raised money for all of them lastyear or this spring, $33 million from 54events, by the White House’scalculation. And he came back tocampaign for them as often as theyneeded, visiting 22 states, some as manyas four times. He did this knowing someof them were almost certain losers andsome had been less than loyal on theissues he regards as important. The morethey needed him, the more he tried tohelp.He came to their states, notprimarily to toot his own horn or tosound his own themes, but to amplifytheir most telling arguments for re-election and their most effectivecriticisms of their opponents. Of course,Reagan was operating in his owninterests. The voters may never havebeen convinced that the identity of theparty controlling the Senate was of muchsubstantive importance, but thePresident knew better.In 1985 and 1986, SenateRepublicans supported his stand morethan 75 percent of the time; SenateDemocrats, less than 40 percent. Onlyten Democratice Senators backed Reaganon more than half of the 1986 roll-call tests, according to CongressionalQuarterly; only four Republican Senatorson less than half.So the President was not mistakenin thinking that his personal interests layexactly where his sense of partyobligation took him: onto the campaigntrail in behalf of Republican Senators. Ifhe risked putting his reputation on theline, risked that failure would create a“reverse mandate” against his policies, itwas a risk worth taking.This admiration for the President’scampaign may seem odd from one who isoften critical of his policies. But allduring the fall, I kept drawing a contrastbetween what we were seeing in 1986and what we were seeing 20 years earlier.In 1966, it was the Democrats whowere on the defensive, trying to holdseats they had gained in Lyndon B.Johnson’s 1964 landslide. TheRepublicans were coming after them,attacking the array of “Great Society”social programs Congress had passed atJohnson’s behest in 1965 and exploitingthe growing public concern about the USmilitary involvement in Vietnam and thesigns of incipient inflation.Especially in the House, many ofthose Democratic candidates in 1966-likemany of the Republican Senatorsrunning this year-were “politicalaccidents,” people swept into office bythe length of the President’s coattails.Under attack, they looked to their leaderfor help.And what did Johnson do? Well, atthe height of the fall campaign, he wentoff to Manila for a meeting with thepresident of South Vietnam. While hewas there, his aides set up a schedule ofpolitical events and the White Houseadvance teams went to work in the keystates. But on the way home, Johnsondecided he did not want to risk exposureof his policies by involoving himselfpersonally in the campaign forDemocratic candidites. He even sent hishapless press secretary out to deny thathe had ever panned such an effort.Television news programs carried the denial and then showed shots of halls thathad been decorated and signs printed inanticipation of Johnson’s cancelledvisits.As if that were not enough, Johnsonad-libbed a news conference criticism ofRichard Nixon, which tripped asuccessful demand for an “equal-time”pre-election television talk. Nixonartfully exploited the gift to drive homethe case against the vulnerableDemocratic freshmen.In that November, Democrats lost47 seats in the House, three in the Senateand eight governorships, while thePresident was hunkered down on theranch.Reagan’s way in 1986 was not onlymore admirable-but more effective.That’s why I have no hesitancy inwriting, before the results are known,that his decision to involve himselfheavily in the just-completed campaign was right in every way.But this was not Reagan’s lastcampaign, as he sometimes suggested.Barring mishap, he will be a majorplayer-and a major asset-forRepublicans in 1988. All theRepublican presidential hopefuls will runof the theme of “building on the Reaganlegacy.” Those voters-and polls saythey were the majority-who rejected theclaim that a Democratic Senate wouldthwart Reagan will be more inclined tobelieve him that election of a DemocraticPresident in 1988 would put his basicgoals in jeopardy.However you read the 1986 results,no one should underestimate Reagan’simpact in the coming presidentialcampaign. His “last hurrah” will be aloud one.© 1986, The Washington PostWriters GroupTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE AND PRESS LEN ACKLAND JAMES M. GUSTAFSON W. J. T. MITCHELLwill host a reception to honor ARTHUR W. H. ADKINS RUSSELL HARDIN NORVAL MORRISrecent Press authorsW. DAVID ARNETT REINHOLD HELLER BRUCE ARCHER MORRISSETTEin the University communityHANS DIETER BETZ RICHARD HELLIEWALTER E. KAEGI, JR. WENDY O’FLAHERTYVIVIAN PALEYJOHN W. BOYERMARY P. BURKS JULIUS KIRSHNER HELEN HARRIS PERLM ANFRIDAY. NOVEMBER 144 to 6 p.m. GERHARD CASPER EDWARD VV. 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The Investment Banking DivisionofGoldman, Sachs & Co.cordially invites interested undergraduatesto an information session on careersin investment bankingThursday, November 13, 1986North LoungeReynolds Club7:00 p.m.Refreshments will be servedANALOG DEVICESCAREER PRESENTATION FOR MBAS1st and 2nd Year StudentsGRADUATE SCHOOL OFBUSINESSAnalog Devices, a world leader in the manufacture of high technology electronics, invitesyou to join Graham Sterling, VP and graduate school of business summer interns, tolearn about full-time and summer internship opportunities at our facilities in thegreater Boston area.If you're an MBA candidate (technical background preferred), and are interested in find¬ing out more about Analog, come in and meet with us.Wednesday, November 12 at 12:30pmStuart Building, Room 102Lunch and Refreshments servedIf unable to attend, please send letter of interest to:Analog Devices, inc.Manager, college RelationsTwo Technology wayNorwood, MA 02062-9106An affirmative action/equal opportunity employer, m/f/h. ► ANALOGDEVICES16--The Chicago Mamon-Tuesday, November 11,1986LETTERSPetersen should not returnTo the EditorWe oppose the funding of Mr. JamesPeterson of Plavbov for the followingreasons:1. The purpose of the event is not tofoster debate, but to provideentertainment. Student monies should bespent in a manner that maximizes thatgoal. The engenderment of outrage,hostility, and alienation of a significantportion of the student body throughsponsorship of this activity isinconsistant with that goal.2. Mr. Peterson has been recruitedto speak primarily on the basis of hisrole as "Playboy Advisor." He derives hisnotoriety soley on his ties to a magazinethat espouses an ideology repugnant tothe principles of sexual equality.3. By virtue of what is stated initems 1 and 2, funding of this speaker isa powerful symbol of indifference to andcontempt for the concerns of women. Itshould be recognized that no female SGrepresentative voted for funding thisevent. Because this event is not for thepurpose of debate, the sexism, implicitor explicit, of Plavbov assumes a levelof social acceptability and "right-mindedness" which perpetuates suchideology and itself constitutesoppression.4. Because rejection of aspeaker solely upon political content or orientation is impermissible under SGbylaws, this does not mean otherconsiderations may not outweigh anotherwise affirmative vote. Costs,student interest, the credentials of thespeaker, considerations related to thepossible affront to moral sensibilities andthe boundaries of good taste, areexamples of factors to be weighed on anad hoc basis.Systematic oppression based uponsex, race, religion, or sexual orientationcannot be conflated with "politics". Thecommitment of student monies to fundspeakers whose platform rests uponideologies hostile to individual humandignity and equality should be carefullyscrutinized for its overall value to thestudent body.5. SG does and must fund a varietyof student organizations that appeal toand serve various constituencies andinterest groups. Some of these groupswill sponsor speakers, events, oractivities that might offend someportions of the University community orsociety as a whole. This event, however,is sponsored by SG itself on behalf ofthe entire student body. SG's initiation ofthis activity makes it particularlydisturbing.Law Women's CaucusProgressive Law Student’s AssociationEditing should be fun...Dear EditorMy understanding is that working forthe Maroon is a completely voluntaryactivity. Thus, you would have towonder about the intelligence of someonewho edits for the paper voluntarily yetconsiders the task as a burden worse thanforce feeding vitamins to a reluctant dog.Ms. Conroy has shown poor judgementin her own life by choosing to continuean activity she publicly loathes, yet theMaroon trusts her judgement whendealing with other people's lives byhaving her assess their writing.My part-time job is as an editor.Unlike Ms. Conroy, I find editing to bechallenging and rewarding. To be able toprovide quality work for the reader should be its own reward. Sometimes thatentails rewriting an article, or writing anoriginal article, or leaving an articlealone. No matter what the editor does, ifthe final product is of high quality thenthe editor should feel satisfaction in that.Specifically, the job of the FeaturesEditor is to provide interesting andstimulating articles for your readersconcerning areas somewhat removed fromhard news and sports. It is not Ms.Conroy’s job to write about her problems(even under the guise of supposedhumor) and use your space in the paperfor therapy.Daniel B. HirschhomGraduate Student in EducationStaff BoxThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Back issues are available, by mail only, at $1.50 for each issue Send full paymentwith the request.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty,staff, and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work forthe Maroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59thStreet, Chicago, Illinois 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Larry KavanaghE^litor-inChief Steve LauNews Analysis EditorSteven K. AmsterdamAnjali K. FedsonGrey City Journal EditorsMolly McClainManaging Editor Mona El NaggarSews EditorGreg MantellNews EditorHoward UllmanKrishna RamanujanChicago Literary Review EditorElizabeth BrooksSenior News Editor News EditorKaren E. AndersonViewpoints EditorMadelyn DetloffSports EditorAssociate Editor: Matthew Nickerson, Melissa Weisshaus. Mike SchoopSilent Voices EditorAlex ConroyFeat ures EditorLouisa WilliamsCopy EditorLarry SteinBusiness ManagerSue SkufcaAdvertising Manager _Jaimie WeihrichOffice Manager } / , f'Editorial 1On AIDS brochureHave you been to your University mailfolder lately? If so,you probably noticed, amidst the jumble of worthwhile and notso worthwhile U of C propaganda something which representsa great leap forward in public welfare and awareness of apotential crisis. In fact, it could have a very direct impact onyou. It could save your life.We are referring, of course, to the small informativepamphlet about contraction, symptoms, and, most importantly,prevention of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome(AIDS)which appeared in mailfolders last week. While one pamphletwhich is distributed to one admittedly small student body doesnot present a solution to the problem, it is representative of apositive outlook which has been adopted by at least some partsof society. Amazingly enough, this rational view of AIDS is nota definite thing in all parts of society.Some groups try to depict AIDS as a moral issue, a viruswhich is sent by some higher power to punish what they viewas degenerate members of society. This attempt to portray whatis most assuredly a disease as a moral issue is an incrediblybackwards outlook which hearkens to a former age whenpopular belief held that a physical disorder was caused bydemons who attacked the body to punish it for past or presentsin. This dangerous and irresponsible view is even present onour supposedly enlightened campus.Inflammatory views such as the one above do incredibleharm to the battle to prevent and cure AIDS. They encourage asimplistic, selfish view which prevents use of the two maintools which we currently possess with which to fight AIDS:education and medical technology.Education of all public sectors, not just high-risk groups,must take place at a rapid pace so that fear does not encouragethe spread of AIDS. Victims must be taught that they have asocial responsibility to seek medical care and to refrain fromspreading the disease. We must encourage this by letting AIDSvictims know that they will not be ostracized or punished bysociety as freaks if they seek treatment. We must also fightignorance about AIDS by using methods such as informationalpamphlets so that people know how to avoid contracting it.Most importantly, we need to remind ourselves that AIDS isa virus, not a supernatural phenomenon. A virus must followthe rules of science, and with our scientific knowledge we cancombat it. The only demons which need to be chased out are theones which dwell in our own minds, shaking our confidence inthe abilities of science to guide society through this crisis.EDITOR'S REPLY...But that wasn't the pointDear Mr. Hirschhom:Obviously you have never owned ahealthy dog. It is quite possible for me toenjoy an overall activity which includes afew undesirable particulars. I noticed youmade direct reference (paragraph 2) tothose duties you assume are implicit inan editorship. Under the general heading"...to provide quality work for thereader..." you feel an editor mightreasonably expect to "...rewrite an article,write an original article, or leave thearticle alone."If you have not yet cultivated a habitof pursuing the Maroon on a regularbasis, I submit (by all means, verify thisempirically) that I have utilized all threealternatives and, although I will notmake quality judgements now, I mustadmit, I did experience satisfaction. Icomplained and expressed dissatisfactionwith my job when, first of all, my ownwriting was misread as seems to be thepresent case. While I am not opposed towriting an original article, I Find itrevoltingly egotistical and slighUyovertiring to write half the copy for mysection (occassionly more). Likewise,while I am flexible enough to reworksome stories and wave others through, Ican do neither without the storiesthemselves as tangible entities.You were correct in saying that theMaroon is completely voluntary. So is reporting for that publication. I needwilling volunteer writers. Inherent talentis relatively unimportant, but I do preferpeople with some sense of deadline; thatis, those who hand me typewritten copynot more than a week or two overdue.Total number of persons in the featuresdepartment remains at an all-time low.I planned my column to evokeresponses (+1) through a humorousinformal approach (-1) and have yet tofeel a tidal wave of interested writers hitthe office (net result to date: 0). Thecolumn was intended as an icebreaker."Interesting and stimulating articles” donot result from spontaneous generation.It is my job to fill a certain space(incidentally, it is MY space) to the bestof my ability. With no alternative copy,I may resort to writing about myproblems, campus problems, worldproblems. Therapeutic value is a neglibleside effect. Since you already consider methoroughly obnoxious, I’ll go a bitfurther. In addition to letter-to-the-editorcomplaining, you can follow either oftwo alternatives to alleviate some ofYOUR dissatisfaction: 1. You, yourself,could submit (O.K., Ill agree right nowthat looks like it's merely a theoreticalsolution), or 2. You could look on thebright side At least I'm not writingabout your problems (yet).Alexandra B. ConroyThe Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 11,1986-17©’CONNOR & ASSOCIATESCORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO ATTEND OURPRESENTATIONandRECEPTION“Unique Opportunities in Arbitrage,TVading and Quantitative Researchfor Graduate Students”Thursday, November 13,19867:00 RM.QUADRANGLE CLUB1155 East 57th St.O’Connor offers opportunities to the graduate who wants to make a significant contribution and apply technicalknowledge and business experience to today’s financial markets.O’Connor is a large entrepreneurial firm trading strictly for its own account. We specialize in the valuation of optionson equities, debt securities, foreign exchange and commodities using internally developed models. Our activitiesalso include risk arbitrage, index arbitrage and convertible securities trading. O’Connor possesses the financialresources, expertise and aggressive plans to exploit new market opportunities worldwide.If you have an interest in becoming part of an exciting, sophisticated and growing area of financial tradingopportunities, plan to attend the O’Connor presentation.For more information and interview schedules,contact the Placement Office.CHICAGO LONDON NEW YORK PHILADELPHIA SAN FRANCISCO18--The Chicago Marnon-Tnpsday, November 11,1986CLASSIFIED ADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$3 for the first line and $2 for each additional line.Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDING spacesand punctuation. Special headings are 20character lines at $4 per line. Ads are notaccepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. 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