INSIDE:State representativeon WHPKSee page 4 In sportsDump the DHSee page 24The Chicago MaroonVolume 98, No. 15 The University of Chicago £ Copyright 1986 Friday, October 24, 1986Budget crunch hitsBy Stephan LauNews Analysis EditorThe University of ChicagoLibrary System began asystematic reduction in staffand services beginning June30 as a result of having been“level-funded” for the fiscalyear.The University providedthe Library system with 11.5million dollars both thisfiscal year and last. As this“level funding” does notcompensate for inflation, it isoften viewed as a budget cut.Gerald Munoff, the AssistantDirector for AdministrativeServices estimated that levelfunding cost the library “acouple hundred thousanddollars.”The number one priority ofthe library is the acquisitionof new books and numbertwo making them physicallyavailable, according toHoward Dillon, Library As¬sociate Director for PublicServices. To this end the Li¬brary allocated an additional 6.5% for the purpose of ac¬quiring new books, with theother departments pickingup the slack in their ownbudgets.The loss was compensatedby other departments in theform of personnel cuts.Dillon stated that the libraryoriginally expected to losetwenty full-time positions but“now, fifty positions have“The University providedthe Library System with11.5 million dollars boththis fiscal year and last.As this ‘level funding’does not compensate forinflation, it is oftenviewed as a budget cut.”been allowed to go off thebooks.” He noted, however,that job terminations, for themost part, have comethrough attrition rather thanthrough lay-offs.Dillon added that “this is along-term situation. We can’texpect that the UniversityDivestment activists Greg Mendenhall and Sahotra Sarkarsolicit members. This week two large US corporations an¬nounced the disposition of their South African subsidiaries.Other corporate giants are reportedly contemplating divestingas well. librariesAlthough these students seem unconcerned, the library sys¬tem faces some tough fiscal issues. The library, a victim of a no¬growth budget has a 2Vs year backlog of uncataloged books.Suspect flees Medici infoiled armed robberywill come along and make upthe positions that have beenlost.” He said, “Probablywhat we’ll have to do isphysically combine somefacilities...it would be foolishto assume that we wouldwait and tough it out.”Chairman of the FacultyBoard overseeing the Li¬brary, Professor DavidBevington noted that whilethe library is centralized intheir operations and hasmade moves to become morecost-efficient, “beyond acertain pint, you’re cuttingout of the lean rather thanthe fat.”One example of the prob¬lems that are the direct re¬sult of cutting staff positionsis the growing backlog ofbooks, called the W-Collection, which have beenacquired but are yet un¬cataloged and unshelved inthe general stacks. The over100,000 books remain, for thelarge part unprocessed forlack of staff and money.Dillon estimated that if nonew books were acquiredduring the time it would takethe cur^ynt staff to catalogand shtive the books, thebacklog would not be elimi¬nated for two-and-a-halfyears.Dillon qualified his es-continued on page 23 Bv Sean BellContributing WriterMedici on 57th was thetarget of an unsuccessful at¬tempted robbery last Sundaynight. At approximately10:30 p.m. a tall, black man.described as being in histhirties and potbellied, ap¬proached the counter insidethe restaurant, apparentlywith the intention of picking up a pizza. After a brief ex¬change with an employeehowever, he producd a pistoland demanded she fill a sackwith money.The woman immediatelyfled to the back area of thekitchen, and while anotheremployee headed for thephone to call police, thewould-be robber escapedempty-handed out the frontcontinued on page 23Biological chemistry new majorBy Paul OkelStaff WriterIn response to studentdemand, the College has es¬tablished a concentration inbiological chemistry for un¬dergraduates.The Chemistry Depart¬ment and the Department ofBiochemistry and MolecularBiology will direct the majortogether. Chemistry Profes¬sor, N.C. Yang and Bioch¬ emistry & Molecular BiologyProfessor John Westley willco-chair the program.Yang said that althoughsuch programs are offeredelsewhere, “it's my convict¬ion that we can offer a muchbetter program than otherinstitutions.”Yang further explainedthat this new major will offerstudents interested in bioch¬emistry “more depth and rigor than just biology andmore breadth than* justchemistry.” He believes thatthis enrichment of the twodisciplines is the major'smain appeal.Westley emphasized in theChronicle of October 16 thatundergraduates will profitfrom the University’s richresearch and lab facilities.He said that “this majorcontinued on page 23U of C Medical center rates low in patient satisfactionBy Greg MantellNews EditorA “shocking” percentageof new patients at the Uni¬versity of Chicago Hospitals(UCH) say that the next timethey need* medical care theywill* go to another hospital,according to UCH officials.In a survey completedearlier this year, twenty-tw’opercent of UCH’s first timepatients and twenty percentof its first time outpatientssaid that “if hospitalizedagain, (they would) prefernot to be admitted to UCH,"said William Bulger, directorof public affairs at the Med¬ical Center.“Any business that losesthat high a percentage of patients is going to get introuble very quickly. We ab¬solutely cannot continue toburn through 22 percent ofour patient base,” said UCHPresident Ralph Muller, ac¬cording to an article in theOctober 13 issue of the Med¬ical Center’s “Tablet, ”summarizing Muller’s re¬marks at recent staff meet¬ings.“We cannot take out ourinternal frustrations on pa¬tients.” the article quotesMuller as saying.Overall eight percent ofthe hospitals repeat patientssay that they will not comeback again from medicalcare, Bulger said.According to Sue Powills,the marketing editor of Hospitals Magazine, a tradejournal, a recent nationalsurvey found that about 5.3%of patients were “not verylikely” to return to the hos¬pital where they had last re¬ceived medical treatment.About 3.7% of patients sur¬veyed in the Central Region,which includes Illinois, saidwere unlikely to go back tothe hospital they last went to.she said.Lawrence Furnstahl. spe¬cial assistant to RalphMuller, said that while UCHofficials are worried by thehigh dissatisfaction rateamong new employees, offi¬cials believe the hospitalsrating by repeat patients isclose to the industry norm.“You start to get worried when the dissatisfaction rategoes over ten to fifteen per¬cent.”Though about 75 to 80% ofthe UCH's patients were sat¬isfied with the quality ofmedical care they received,“we got in trouble” when itcame to patient amenitieslike parking, food, and an¬swering phones. Bulger said.“When a consumer goesinto the hospital,” Powillssaid, “they don't judge it onhow high quality the medicalcare is. They expect goodcare — the hospital has theirlife in its hand. So the onlyway patients can judge thecare they receive is by pa¬tient amenities and then theydecide whether or not to goback.” According to Muller, thehospital has “earned a repu¬tation for excellence in thefield of medicine” and nowUCH’s staff and employeesmust “make a personalcommitment to make pa¬tients more comfortable andsatisfied.”That means being friendlyand helpful to patients, notmaking them wait in trans¬port for three or four hours,not telling them to wait be¬cause someone does notknow what he is doing. Nopatient should have to try foran hour or two to get throughon the telephone. That meansthat when the telephonerings, they get answered,”Muller said,continued on page SWOULD YOU BUY AN ORIENTAL CARPETFROM THIS MAN?DAVID WITH PATHAN TRIBESMEN DURINGRUG BUYING TRIP.BRADLEY ORIENTAL CARPETSANNOUNCESANNUAL FALL OPEN HOUSE SALESaturday & Sunday October 25-2610 A.M.-6 P.M.Featuring top quality, one-of-a-kind carpets for thelowest prices in Chicago!David Bradley, noted oriental carpet expert and U. of C. graduate student,will personally help you select a carpet to meet your decorating needs.Designs range from bold geometric to subtle floral; sizes from prayer rug toroom-size. David has developed a fine reputation among University ofChicago personnel over the past six years. He recently received a FOUR-STAR rating in a major Chicago shopping guide. Feel free to bring familyand friends!FOR ADDRESS INFORMATION OR TO SET UP APRIVATE SHOWING AT ANOTHER TIME CALL:DAVID BRADLEY 288-05242—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986The University of Chicago Committee on Social Thoughtand the University of Chicago Press,with the sponsorship of the Exxon Education Foundation, presentTHE EXXON LECTURES IN SOCIAL THOUGHT“THEPOLITICALLANGUAGE OFISLAM”by Bernard LewisDirector of the Annenberg Research Institute and author ofThe Arabs inHistory, The Muslim Discovery ofEurope, and Semites and Anti-Semites300Monday, October 27:Wednesday, October 29:Thursday, October 30:Monday, November 3:Tuesday, November 4: “Metaphor and Allusion”“The Body Politic”“The Rulers and the Ruled”“War and Peace”“The Limits of Obedience”All lec' ares will be at 4:00 p.m.in Breasted Hall, Oriental Institute, 1155 East 58th Street.All lectures are open to the public.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 24. 1986- 3Halloween traditionWHPK hosts politicianBy Steve MeralevitzStaff WriterStudent Government (SG) is tryingto start a “new tradition” with thefirst Halloween Uncostume Party: aBlack Tie, Lingerie, Toga, and Otherparty to be held Friday, October 3, atIda Noyes Hall from 8 pm to 1 am.Motivation for the party began lastsummer when SG officers had the ideafor an all-University adult party. AmyMoss, president of SG, commented,“We realize that there are very fewparties here that attract College, gradand professional students. We thoughtHalloween was a good time to drawthem all together for a party and tostart a tradition.”SG officers are speaking with Deanof Students in the University NancyMaull, regarding future events. Maulladded. “The Halloween party seems to be the type of party we hope SG willfoster. There are elements that appealto professional students, graduatesand undergraduates.”Various students have alreadyheard about the party and are re¬sponding positively according to Ali¬son Inafuku, SG vice-president.“We’re getting enthusiastic reactionsfrom all parts of the student body.People are excited about the fact thatthis is a campus-wide party,” shecommented.The party itself will occupy all ofIda Noyes. Valerie Wellington, a bluesband, and The Chicago Catz, a '60sMotown band, will provide music. Ac¬tivities scheduled include a costumecontest, haunted house, magician,sock-hop, and movies. Food will beabundant, and a pumpkin pie-eatingcontest is also planned. The pub willbe open and serving to those over 21.By Matthew NickersonAssociate WriterState Representative Judy Koehler,Republican nominee for the US Sen¬ate, spoke on WHPK’s Election '86radio talk show Wednesday afternoon,emphasizing her support of PresidentReagan and her self-described politi¬cal independence.Koehler answered questions aboutdomestic and foreign issues and abouther long-shot race against incumbentDemocratic Senator Alan Dixon. Thepanelists, for the talk show; were BobOakun of the Southtown Economist,Cliff of WHPK, and Matthew Nick¬erson of the Maroon.Koehler backed President Reaganon the issue of sanctions against SouthAfrica, saying, “divestment denies theblacks the most important economicopportunities that they can have.”Although Koehler, who grew up on afarm, acknowledged that Illinois farmers face problems, she stood be¬hind Reagan’s farm policy, saying,“we must try to gradually reduce theinvolvement of the federal govern¬ment in agriculture.”Reflecting the current conservativetrend, Koehler suggested harsh pe¬nalties for drug use and the deathpenalty for drug dealers.Koehler also expressed mainstreamReagan Republican view's on theeconomy and the Middle East.Koehler maintained that she has “al¬ways talked out an issue” in contrastto Dixon, who she called “A1 the pal,”suggesting that “he tries to be every¬body’s pal.” Koehler, who representsthe downstate town of Henry at thestate capitol in Springfield, said she isproud of “having fought the politiciansin Springfield.”The candidate dismissed pollsshowing her trailing Dixon by as muchas 30 percentage points, saying, “theonly poll that counts is the one takenon Nov. 4.”Improv energyBy Sebastian Proels‘Contributing WriterA new undergraduate improvisa-tional theatre class taught by BernieSahlins, Director of Second City, hasbeen incorporated into the GeneralStudies in the Humanities program aspart of a strong push to revitalize U ofC theatre.The course aims to teach the prin¬ciples of the improvisational stage,including acting techniques and writ¬ing styles. Material and ideas coveredin class will be incorporated into ashow that the class troupe will per¬form weekly later this quarter orearly next quarter at Ida Noyes.Following the 2900-vear-old traditionof short comedy, the course em¬phasizes the historical aspects ofhumor. “We prefer to refrain fromtelevision; our style is closer to thetheatrical norm,” said Sahlins. Thetroupe’s thematic agenda covers threemain areas: University life, socialproblems, and the political scene. Sahlins is confident about thegroup’s progress. “The students aregreat, they have a lot of potential, weare emphasizing style. I do not wantthem to be timid. They must be foc-uied, sharp, and on target.”Twenty students were selected forthe program based on their refer¬ences, ability to use and interact withtheir environment, intelligence, andsense of humor. Some of the studentsalso work with University Theatre, butfor many it is a new challenge. Thegroup consists of undergraduate andgraduate students with diverse ac¬ademic interests, including anthro¬pology, physics, and law.In addition to class hours, the groupplans to meet to work on new materialand improve the show. A director'sworkshop will also be offered to stu¬dents interested in broadening theirtheatrical horizons.“Cabaret belongs on the Universitycampus,” said Sahlins. “It should be asignificant community and Universityactivity.HAIR PHDPrecision Hair Design1315E.57»h Street363-0700Join The HAIR PHD Class of 1967Amidst the academic challenges of college life, the last thing youneed is hair that defies management. You want to look your best.Your busy schedule demands simplicity. Enter our stylists. We’tlcustom create a super hairstyle for youColl today for your free hair design consulation. Academicchallenges are our speciality.HAIRCUTS PERMS■JJ.. !2000 • 40°*WOMENTEENSBOYSGIRLSUNDER 12BOYSGIRLS MO00M5°«MO00 REDKEN - MATRIX-HELEN CURTIS-NEXXUS - LOREAL - ZOTOS■20% OFFRETAIL REDKEN -NEXXUS - MATRIX(includes shampoo,conditioner &. styling) HOURS: MON-fRI 9-8SAT 9-5SUN 10-5Simchat TorahOct. 25 Oct. 26Orthodox 5:30 pmiConsefvotive 7:30 pm Orthodox 9:00 amConservative 9:30 amThere will be singing, dancing, refreshments HHCome to Hillel House to celebrate5715 S. Woodla wn 752*1127, s4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24,1986 53rd & Harper363-211210% discount with U of C IDOctober 10 - 23rd11 -7 Monday-Saturday12-5 SundayIDA-R®WEhomecomingWeekend®cto6er 24"25 8:00-8:30 Bonfire - Bartlett Gym Fiel•cheerleaders ield;Q 9:005as6 •caramel apples•spirit8:30-8:50 Fireworks Displaycorner of 56th and Ellis12:00 Ida Roy ale•full scale gambling casino•cabaret with free refreshments•live music and entertainment•redeem script money forprizes at auction•profits to benefit localRonald McDonald house•8300 entrance fee for 300Hanna dollars• Sponsored by CSA • ^ 12:30-1:30 Pre-game Tailgate Party•free refreshmentsflOS£H<SCI 'get psyched before the game1:00-? Homecoming Football Game;vs. Lake Forest *Stagg Field9:00-1:00 MAB Dance.s2s° with UCIDHYDE PARK inCOMPUTERS INC.IBM COMPATIBLEEPSON EQUITY I SYSTEMWITH FREEHARD DISK AND EPSONPRINTERONLY $1399Compare and Save! EQUITY™ I personal computer★ 256K of expandable RAM★ 5 MB hard-disk (stores about 2500 pages)★ 360K floppy disk drive★ Hercules compatible video card, high resolution monitor★ Epson LX-86 printer (NLQ& Graphics)★ Full One Year warranty on entire system! (local service)★ Many options: (color monitors, modems, other printers...)★ Free delivery, installation and trainingPLUS, UNPARALELLED SUPPORT - WEWERE JUST VOTED THE TOPSUPPORTING EQUITY DEALER INTHE MIDWEST FOR 1986 BY EPSONAMERICA!(Hours: Tue*. - Fri.: 10-7, Sal.: 11-5, Sun. and Mon. by appointment only)(At the corner of 53rd and Harper • 288-3971) We’re Celebrating (RmtfaAnniversaryat Hutch!BECAUSE OF YOUR WIDE SUPPORT AND KINDPATRONAGE HU’vuj't HAS BEEN ABLE TO:1.Lower the majority of our prices to 1983 level2.Offer a wider variety of food items for yourenjoyment3.Offer Fwc 12 oz. Pepsi with many lunch anddinner specials4. Offer Ftee Ice Cream with all dinners after4:30 pm5. Keep our Happy Hour Tradition of 39C HotDogs and 99<P Burgers available to all ourstudents6.Offer a 10% discount on all Saturday andSunday night dinners.Ta Ike Iwt mtmm in the wild (at Muduay (Matty *ycut place la eat! Tkaak you! (MattyMkwuj'o9uHutckCmmmM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24. 1986—5YS££or cocKt&itsAPARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Spacious, newly-decoratedlarge studios, one bedroomapartments in quiet, well-maintained buildings close tocampus.Immediate OccupancyBU 8-5566/ ^NurserySchoolTeacherDO vou HAVE ABA m Early ChildhoodEducation and continuing experience7WE OFFER an excellent salary andbenefit package for the nght person in theHyde Park JCC'M'Chaei Reese programSEND RESUME (compete wth saia*"/ historyand 3 work-'eaiec references complete wttnnames and phone numbers) to Ron Ramer.HYDE PARK JCC, 1100 E Hyde Park Btvd..Chicago 60615•o^ai opportunity employe'/ NOW-WE LL PAY YOUnT0 ATTENDMEDICAL SCHOOLIpWwwIi ,In fact, we ll even pay you more than $600 a month while you attend That's inaddition to paying for your tuition, required books and fees.It's all part of the Armed Forces Health Professions Scholarship ProgramAnd here is how it works!If you>e selected for a Physician's Scholarship—from the Army. Navy, or AirForce—you re commissioned as an officer in the ReservesWhile you're in school, you'll serve 45 days a year on active duty, gainingvaluable medical experience. After graduation, you will serve three or moreyears, the length depending on the requirements of the Service selected andyears of scholarship assistance receivedAs an Armed Forces physician you'll receive officer s pay and benefits andenjoy the advantages of working regular hours You'll also see a diversity ofpatients and have opportunities to use sophisticated medical technologyBut most important, while you're in medical school we ll help pay the bills.For more information, send in this coupon There is no obligationVCCI Te*> me how the Armed Forces Health Professions Scholarship ProgramI COi can help pay my medical school expenses I understand there is no obligationMai! this coupon to Armed Forces Scholarships PO Box 2865Huntington Station NY 11746-2102 9009Check up to three:" ARMY DNAVY □ AIR FORCEs™i • n*on-aao»- cwany arc ccxneten-□Mate □ FemaieApt #- State"I r-i Soc Sec No . Zip LranCollege- BrthDateFie<j ot Study_ GraduationDater*!« mlo-maw you tttotan \i provide M* be used Ky f*c-u.t.ng pu'poaes on*. The mot oo.np-ete a „ in# n#n.. _can -espood 10 you* -eqoes' Ajinont, 10 USC SCi and Eo 93971 ^ 4 ^ *®6 -The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 24. 1966PERCENT OFCRIME NUMBER TOTAL CRIMERobbery 9 7.0%Purse Snatching 3 2.3%Burglary 30 23.4%Auto Theft 12 9.4%Theft from Auto 17 13.3%Battery & Assault 22 17.2%Thefts 24 18.8%CDTP 11 8.6%Total Crimes 128Weekend crimes 46 35.9%Weekday crimes 82 64.1%The map and statistics were compiled by PaulRaca from 24-hour reports of the Chicago Police,21st precinct from October 15-21.A sharp increase in thefts and assaults hasresulted in a 17% rise in the total number of crimesover last week. This week shows a rise in totalcrimes of approximately 75% over this time lastyear. Also, the percentage of crimes that occurredwithin 2 blocks of University dorms has decreased to26.6%. CRIME MAPBurglary, Robbery, and Theft •Automobile Related Theft ^ Assault and Battery ^Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday, October 26th11:00 a.m. University Religious ServiceCharles LKong, Professor of ReligionUniversity of North Carolina, preacher12:15 p.m. Carillon Concert and Tower TourUNIVERISTY MEMORIAL SUNDAYNovember 2nd, 4:00 p.m.STRAVINSKY MASS (1948)TICKETS. 962-7300 ANYTIME IS A GREAT TIMEFOR Wfcvty'j7:00 am to 10:30 am Complete breakfasts at low, lowprices10:30 am to 3:00 pm LUNCH ... Best variety, biggestsandwiches, lowest prices, FREEPepsi with many items.3:00 pm to 5:00 pm Afternoon Happy Hour... 39* HotDogs, 99c 1/4 lb. Cheeseburgers... A campus tradition5:00 pm to 8:00 pm Great dinners at great pricesFREE Ice Cream, FREE Pepsi*with dinners8:00 pm to 10:00 pm Nightly Happy Hour... If youmissed our afternoon HappyHour or just looking for a snack,Htowifa is the place to be.Weekend Special 10% OFF per dinner + FREE IceCream & FREE Pepsi from 4:30to 8:30 Saturday & Sunday* Only exception is our V2 lb. sirloin steak dinner comes without pepsi,but you still receive FREE Ice CreamMtiwufo9k Hutch CmuumM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986—7TO YOUR HEALTH WITH LOVEBROTHER TIM'SVEGETARIAN FAST FOODS"Natural foods prepared with a conscience for the intelligent ones on the move...”• Soybean Meat Substitutes - high in protein, low in calories & no cholesterol• All food prepared with spring water• All sandwiches prepared on hand-made whole wheat breadfeaturing:Vegie Burger • Super-Taco • Hot Dog • SubmarinesAvocado Cheese Sandwich • Pizza • Barbeque Steaklette • Fish Cutlet Filet • SoupFRESH BAKERY GOODS DAILY...Banana Pudding • Bean Pie • Cakes • Cookies • Fruit CobblersFruit Drinks, Shakes & Herbal TeasOPEN 11AM-9PM MON-SAT, OPEN SUNDAY 11AM-6PM1713 EAST 55th STREET8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 24. 1986</iK.r'<jQkm fbod x m Art!MEDICI MEMCI5211 S. Harper Court 1450 E. 57th6674008 667*7394For delivery call 667-7394 (Mwuj'j BREAKFAST MENU♦EGG MACMORRYegg omelette, cheese, pastrami, salamiserved on a heated bagel .89♦ BAGEL with creamed cheese .70* EGGS any style cooked to order1 egg served with homemade cheese biscuits .652 eggs served with homemade cheese biscuits .953 eggs served with homemade cheese biscuits 1.25a eggs served with homemade cheese biscuits 1.55♦OMELETTES3 egg cheese omelette, served with 2 cheese biscuits 1.653 egg vegetarian omelette, served with 2 cheese biscuits 1.953 egg Denver omelette, served with 2 cheese biscuits 2.47* PANCAKES4 buttermilk pancakes with syrup .994 blueberry pancakes with syrup 1.494 apple pancakes with syrup 1.494 cranberry pancakes with syrup 1.494 mixed fruit pancakes with syrup 1.49♦ CEREALSHot oatmeal .69Assorted KelloggsCold cereals served with v2 pt milk .99* FRENCH TOAST with syrup .99♦ SIDE DISHESHam .75Bacon .75Sausage .75Hash browns .49Pancakes .55Grilled bagel .359k Hutch OwwtwiM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Fridav. 0 ctober 24. 1986 -9;Fermi scientists developBy Dylan M. FoleyContributing Writer' // supercomputer nA team of scientists at the FermiNational Accelerator Laboratory havedeveloped a “massively parallel”computer to record data from highenergy physics experiments by the useof microprocessors to enable the pro¬duction of quicker and less expensiveresults.The team of ten Fermilab employ¬ees headed by E. Thomas Nash, cre¬ated a system of data analysis, fin¬ished this past July, to record theresults of particle collisions. In highenergy physics, there are millions ofparticle collisions that require in¬dependent computing. Each mic¬roprocessor deals with a collision sothe researchers don’t have to worryabout synchronizing these units. The new computer system makes data re¬sults that had previously taken yearspossible in a few months. According toIrwin Gaines, a member of the re¬search team, “The new system willallow us to complete experiment thatpreviously took 3 years in as little as 3months.”The Fermilab computer also has theadvantage of being much less ex¬pensive than a multi-million dollarsupercomputer. Though a super¬computer completes particle experi¬ments as quickly as the Fermilabcomputer does, a supercomputer costssome $10 million, as opposed to thenew system, which cost less than$500,000 to develop. The low cost of theFermilab unit can be attributed to theuse of its microprocessors. These unitsare each the equivalent of a large minicomputer on a > -oy-9 inch printedcircuit board.The system is functioning at presentwith 50* central microprocessor unitsand will be expanded up to 120 centralmicroprocessor units. “Since its in¬stallation in July, the system has beenrunning 24 hours a day, with tech¬nicians working in shifts. A typicalexperiment involves anywhere from 1-3,000 tapes, each tape having as manyas 50,000 collisions,” said Gaines.According to Gaines, the researchnow being done with the system has noimmediate applications to a particularexperiment. Gaines supports the viewthat “to establish a scientific andtechnical base, there is a need forpure research, helping scientists tounderstand such things as the natureof matter.” Gaines believes that eventhough the Fermilab system is now used for high energy physics experi¬ments, it may one day have commer¬cial applications. The technique ofparallel processing will have im¬portant implications for the future ofhigh energy physics research becauseresearch money will be saved by itsmore efficient use of computer time.The major obstacle to the experi¬ment, according to Gaines, was con¬vincing people that the new systemwas viable and “not some pie-in-the-sky-idea.” After Nash, the leader ofthe team, talked to the director ofFermilab, Leon Letterman, theproject was given the authorization tostart.Physicists from all over the nationwork on a wide variety of differentprojects at the Fermilab, which isaffiliated with the U.S. Department ofEnergy.College NewsBy Michael Monahan'College News EditorSex No Longer Baned in DormitoriesNow sex in dormitory rooms is OKas long as it does not violate a room¬mate’s right to privacy, concluded aUniversity of Colorado student panel.The Dormitory Council voted unan¬imously after a 90 minute debate tochange* the wording of a campushandbook. The guide banned, “sexualactivity such as sleeping together (or)going to bed with another person.”The phrasing previously stated, vi¬sitation does not permit any activity,sexual or otherwise, which is contraryto a roommate's or fellow resident'sright to privacy.” house officialscommented.Dartmouth Fines Frosh for TraditionOver 40 Dartmouth freshmen werefined $100 each for performing theirtraditional rush of the opposing standsat home football games. The traditionof running is that during half-time, the freshman class (usually 500 show up)storm the opposing stands and sing thealma mater.The Dean has requested that theyrefrain from the tradition because re¬cently a pregnant woman had beenknocked over. However, last week 30freshmen were fined again $100 eachduring their football festivities.Dangerous RecruitingLast week, several students at Yalewere injured at “Tap Night.” TheYale tradition requires that a numberof singing groups cannot recruit first-year students until “Tap Night,” atwhich time each group rushes to“tap” the students first. This year,four students were injured in theprocess. Will auditions fall next year?Barred Frat ReturnsAt the University of Pennsylvania,the Kappa Sigma Fraternity will re¬turn from its five-year exodus. Theyhave been allowed to move back intotheir house as long as they do notresume their destructive acts of thepast, as brothers reportedly shoutedracially offensive remarks and shotBB guns at passers-by from windows.How rude!! Greeks Conduct Rush Despite Lack ofInterestFraternities and sororities are suf¬fering from an apathetic freshmanclass at Princeton this fall. Accordingto a recent poll, only 10 percent of thestudents expressed any interest injoining the organizations.“Are frats on campus really solame?” asked one freshman. “I go tothese parties, and all I want is a beer.Afterwards these guys call me up andtr> to get me interested in their frat,but I just wanted their beer.”Coffee Shops Suffer From C’lep-tomaniacsAt Georgetown U., shoplifting and alack of customers have combined tosaddle the coffee shops with a $40,000debt for the fiscal year 1986. VitalVittles, one of the major snack shopson campus, lost $75,000 to shoplifters,reducing its profit to $35,000. “If youconsider all the hours you're openduring the year, it means you’re losingabout $15-20 an hour to shoplifters,”remarked the coffee shop president.Students Can’t Understand ForeignTA’s Students have been complaining foryears at the University of Iowa thatthey can’t understand their foreignteaching assistants. Students add thatforeign TA’s are useless due to theirfaulty English. “I got nothing out ofthe class. She couldn't speak at all,just examples on the board, and that’sit.” The problem of unintelligible TA'sin lecture halls is trying to be cor¬rected but students retort that, “thereare still people who certainly shouldn’tbe teaching.” Nothing like the U ofC...Miami Vice HoaxUniversity Police at the U. ofSouthern California called to a dor¬mitory to investigate a man with agun found the incident to be a hoax.“It was just a prank, some kids wereplaying “Miami Vice.” But there wasnothing to it—somebody thoughtsomething was going on,” stated thepolice. The incident began when aman and a woman were “clowningaround” in the hall. They became alittle rowdy and the man grabbed thewoman by the neck. Some frightenedgirls panicked, locked themselves intheir rooms, and called the police.The University of Chicago Department of Music Presents:MZLLOW'E'EftC COOiC^^X(Darius of rDeatfiFriday, October 3157th“asn utS 8:00 & 9:30 p. m.University Symphony OrchestraBarbara Schubert, ConductorAbraham Stokman, PianistLiszt: Totentanz; Mephisto WaltaSaint-Saens: Danse MacabreDonation: $2Children Free10—The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 24. 1986V.The Federalist SocietyandThe Intercollegiate Studies Institutepresent:Ed ClarkFounder of the Libertarian Partyspeaking on‘The Development of the ModemLibertarian Movement”Wednesday, October 29,1986 at 4:00 p.m.Law School Auditorium(bring Student I.D.)Partiallv Funded bv Student Government\ Over 100 sandwich selections to choose!WnVty'6LUNCH «• DINNERSawiwtcii SPECIALSCORNED BEEF Sowluudi 1.99ROAST BEEF Sawtuiick 1.99TURKEY SoKduiieb 1.99PASTRAMI Sowiuiidt 1.99HAM SoMdwiek 1.99SALAMI Sojubifk 1.99CHECK OUR MENU FOR YOUR FAVORITE A*Free 12oz.Pepsi withanyCHICKEN SALAD, TUNA SALAD OR HAM SALAD SANDWICH J\ %<£• \WtoMy'a9it Hotel* CwwuwtaM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pm$500 OFFANY NEW CARFORALLSTUDENTSAND FACULTYNov 30. 1986LrJ TlWiiFive Hundred and no/100 —— DOLLARSf\)£B0TL»L£ Of\JW £R rHfTK3LET-l70LB5lR9Kf\)Just present this coupon & your UCID and you will receive $500 off thepurchase price of any new Chevrolet or Volkswagen in stock, or anyused car over $2000. This coupon cannot be used with any other dis¬count offers.Offer expires Nov. 30, 1986. One coupon per7234 STONY ISLAND2 Miles-5 Minutes AwayFrom The University684-0400i Grad Program,Financing. Come in CHEVROLET/VOLKSWAGEN• for details Itfmij'sHAPPY HOURBURGER Special3:30 pm to 5 pm 8 pm to 10 pm MONDAY thru FRIDAY1/4 lb. BEEF BURGER — All the Trimmings .991/4 lb. CHEESE BURGER — All the Trimmings .99Otim Bu/ujet Special1/4 lb. BURGER, MUSHROOMS. SWEET GREEN PEPPERS 1.511/4 lb. SWISS BURGER, mushrooms & peppers 1.66DOUBLE BURGER ’/: lb. 1.82DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER 2.12TRIPLE BURGER 2.69TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER 3.14Ht€ Beat Buy iu Cluaiya!(Mfttty'A “Happy Hour” BURGER DELUXE Special 1.99Vi lb. Burger Natural Wedge cut friesch,es* Salad FREE 12 oz PEPSIFet Htti Boy iWu“Happy Hour” Hot Dogs All the trimmings .39Utatiy'ft “Happy Hour” Hot Dog Deluxe with Fries 1.29FREE 12 OZ. PEPSiWfiwuj'a9k Hutch CommitM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maram Friday. October 24. 1986-11/WITH VERY SPECIAL GUEST WBMX/SAT OCT 25BARTIITT GYM ■ UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO 15640 S. UNIVERSITYTICKETS AT REYNOLDS CLUB BOX OFFICE ■ LOOP RECORDSIMPORTES ETC. ■ 00 DHHLEY’S BAR 0 QUE$2.50 U DEC STUNTS12—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24,1986October 24, 1986 • 19th YearVIGIL AGAINSTRACISM AND APARTHEIDOrganizers estimated that well over 100 people attended the Vigil Against Racismand Apartheid throughout the night on Wednesday in front of Regenstein Library.Sponsored by the Coalition for Divestment, the Vigil linked the issues of Universityinvestments in South Africa with its policies toward Black students and thecommunity.Terry Turner of Faculty for Divestment from South Africa, saiddecisions about the University’s social and political relationshipsshould be made by the entire University community, not just theBoard of Trustees. Also speaking at the Vigil were Mel Rothenberg ofFDSA and Sahotra Sarkar of the Third World Political Forum. ACAUSE member spoke about the Oct. 25 March for Peace, Justice,and Jobs, buses to which will leave Ida Noyes at 10-30 Saturdaymorning. Tukufu Zuberi of Black Graduate Forum: “University of Chicagoinvestments in South Africa perpetuate the system of oppressionthere. And the University takes the same posture right here....Can youimagine being afraid to walk out of the door of your house withoutyour ID for fear that someone will stop you because you don’t looklike the majority of students here?’’ Not pictured is BGF co-chairSteve Casmier, who said campus Black student organizations wereexcluded from the process of forming the recently-announced Uni¬versity Security Committee, despite the fact that it was these groupsthat demanded the committee in the first place. Calling it “a sham andan insult,” Casmier also denounced the exclusion of communityrepresentation from the committee. “University security operates inthe community and the committee has to have input from people inthe community,” he said.Adam Green (left), Assistant to the Dean of Students, was present at therally in his official capacity.Photos by Gideon D'Arcangelo, textby Curtis Slack, GideonD'Arcangelo and Nadine McGannq/{u (fflgrcheFINE CATERINGWhere the emphasis is on good food,from hors d’oeuvres & dinnersto barbeques & box lunches.Mark BiresFormer Catering Director of Hyde Park Cafes.Craig HalperFormer Head Chef of Jimmy’s Place.(Chicago Magazine Dining Poll Winner)3 12.667.4600Pulitzer Prize winningauthor Studs Terkel willbe autographing copies ofhis latest book, Chicago,on Monday, October 27,from 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. BBSS miHiw llllllliniirrminiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.CELEBRATEMAINCELTIC NEW YEARA DANCING, FEASTING, DRINKING PARTYTRADITIONAL MUSIC BY BAAL TINNEFRIDAY 10/24,9 PMINTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414 E S9TH ST753-2274 ,$5.002—FRIDAY OCTORPR 1986 GREY CITY JOURNAL24 FRIDAY 25SATURDAY 26SUNDAY27MONDAY28TUESDAY29WEDNESDAY30 THURSDAYMISCChicago’s ‘ America’s Marathon” bringsmasochism to the North Side onSunday. You can look forward not onlyto sweat but to music, food, and, ofcourse, politicians; get your spectatorguide at any Chicago Public LiDrary.And it’s sponsored by none otherthan...Beatrice.The Lecture's in Social Thought Theyhave their own behemoth sponsor —Exxon. Bernard Lewis, director of theAnnenberg Research Institute, will ex¬plore the meaning of Islamic politicallanguage in a series of five lectures.Three are next week: ‘‘Metaphor andAllusion” on Mon; ‘‘The Body Politic”on Wed; and ‘‘The Rulers and theRuled" on Thu. They’re all at 4:00 pm inBreasted Hall of the Oriental Institute,1155 E 58th.Performance art! Poetry! Drama! This isyour chance to view the rare Av-antgardus Chicagoanus at a readingsponsored by Tomorrow Magazine .It’shappening Sun at the Green Mill (Law¬rence and Broadway), at 7:00 pm. Twobucks. For more information call 935-5046 (day) or 853-7419 (eve).Paul Simon and other Democratic leaderswill be speaking at the Reynold’s Club,Thu at 4Live it up with Guinness and potatoes atthe 1-House Irish Night There’ll betraditional Irish dance tunes played byBaal Tinne, so faith and begorrah, showup and pay your 5 bucks (3 if you’re aresident). No, it’s not St. Paddy's, it’sCeltic New Year, of course. Tonight at10. at 1414 E 59th Street.Marxist-Humanist Raya Dunayevskayawill compare student political move¬ments of the 1960s and 1980s in a talkat UIC Circle Center, rm 509, on Thu,October 30, at noon.Gay Coming Out Group meets Tuesday— every Tuesday — at 8:00 in QuakerHouse, 5615 S Woodlawn. It’s a supportgroup; come to listen or to talk.THEATERThe Art of Dining by Tina Howe. Anotherplay about buildings and food, severalcouples dine out at a fancy restaurant,and have many adventures. This isdinner theater in the most peculiarsense; the food is cooked and served atthe actors’ tables, and not to you oryour’s. This is innovation. At the NoyesCultural Arts Center, 927 Noyes in Ev¬anston, $10-$14. 475-1875 — PaulReubensTango by Slawomir Mrozek. In a new andchic translation by U of C Senior JustynaFrank, Mrozek’s enigmatic satire, thestory of a young rebel searching for acause, but constantly thwarted by"shady types, chaos, laxity, ambigiousrelations,” and carnal lust, is sure to bea highlight of University Theater's FallSeason. What eventually emerges in thisimpressive tour-de-farce, whose cast in¬cludes such on-campus idols as JoeWalsh, Ned Hale, Shannon Runyon, SueBonde, and GCJ’s own Bob Devendorfand Paul Reubens, is an indispensibleparable for our own generation, especi¬ally in this era of young yuppie con¬formism, about how useless rebellion iswhen the societal and familial values ofthe elder generation no longer exist. Atthe Reynold’s Club First Floor Theater,Through Sat, $4.Galileo by Bertolt Brecht. The "CaptainEo” of Chicago theater productions thisfall, because of the press hype and advance coverage, reviews for this pro¬duction have been surprisingly mixed,although by almost all reports BrianDennehy turns in an impressive per¬formance as the old guy. and the visualeffects are stunning. Directed by Chic¬ago theater wonderboy Robert Falls (bestknown for last season’s Hamlet). At theGoodman Theater, 200 S ColumbusDrive. 443-3810MUSICThe Curtis Black Quartet A solid jazzgroup consisting of Curtis Black (thenumber one runner-up in the move likeMiles Davis contest), Rick “I’d love tosolo” Swedlund on piano, Gideon “theFace” D’Arcangelo on bass, and Dean"the Drummer” Rennnie on drums. Atthe Tap, 7159 S Exchange, tonight at 7pm and at Jimmy's Sun at also at 7.Nick Cave An Australian junkie plays trib¬ute to American Blues and Country. Iused to be into this guy when I still likedrock and roll but I have since gotten hipand much prefer the real thing. Sure, Istill slap on my old copy of Tupelo fromtime to time, but only when none of myHank Williams records are handy. NickCave is to country as Paragoric is toHeroin: strictly for amateurs. Tonight,Cabaret Metro, 3730 N Clark, 11 pm, 21and over $10. 549-0203Beat Rodeo More watered down “CowPunk” or "New Country” as those whoinsist on labeling everything like to callit. Worth checking out only if you getinto shows free, as I do. If you’re amember of the uncomped masses, saveyour money and buy a Carter Familyrecord. Sat, Cabaret Metro, 3730 NClark, 11 pm, 21 and over. 549-0203Dizzy Gillespie A very fine musician, butthe last two times I saw him he keptwalking off the stage during the sets andspent more time playing bongos thantrumpet. Damn shame Wed, 8:30 pm,the Rib Exchange, same address asabove.Trumpet and Organ Concert ThomasWeisflog, organist and MarshelleCoffman, trumpeter will perform a pro¬gram of the music of Widor, Alain,Krebs, Eben, J.S. Bach, Albinoni, andDurpe. At St Thomas Church, 5472 SKimbark Ave, Sun, 3 pm. For more infocall 324-2627.I Solisti Italiani This internationally cele¬brated 12 - member ensemble special¬izes in the music of the Baroque. Rumorhas it that no member of this ensemblehas ever eaten anything other than redmeat, but I’m not so sure. At MandelHall. 5706 S University, tonight, 8 pm,$12.Les Arts Florissants The First NorthAmerican appearance from these spe¬cialists in 17th and 18th century vocalmusic. The program will include vocalpieces by Rameau, Charpentier, andothers. Thu, Mandel Hall, 8 pm, $12.Chicago Symphony Orchestra The CSOin all its glory will perform Hidemith’sMathis der Maler and Mahler's Sym¬phony Number One, with Lorin Maazelconducting. Tonight and Sat at 8 pm,Tue at 7:30. Orchestra Hall, 220 SMichigan, for more info call 435-8111.Bette Coulson and Evelyn Malouf Binzwill perform piano duets at the Sher¬wood Conservatory of Music, 1014 SMichigan, Sun at 3:30 pm. Free. Formore info call 427-6267Go Ahead This band features Bill "Peaceand Love" Kreutzmann and Brent "Waris Unhealthy" Mydland of the GratefulDead. David "Do you have any sparechange?” Margen and Alex "Would itbe OK if me and my old lady crash herefor a couple of weeks?” Ligertwood ofSantana, and Jerry “Could I eat some ofDIVEST NOWCiting low profits, political uncertainty and the continued policy of apartheidin South Africa, both General Motors Corporation and International BusinessMachines announced this week that they were going to sell their holdings inthat country. Both companies will sell out to their current employees in SouthAfrica and will continue sales of parts and services to the “new” companiesthat will be set up. G.M. was under pressure from institutional investor groups(pension funds) to justify its deficit in South Africa and low domestic autosales. Both companies down-played the effect of public pressure on theirdecisions. — MMGrey City Journal 24 October 861212 East 59th Street. Chicago IL 60637Staff: Stephanie Bacon, Brett Bobley, Michele Marie Bonnarens, Jeff Brill,Curtis Black, Carole Byrd, John Conlon, Gideon D’Arcangelo, Robin Einhorn,Andrew Halpern, Justine Kalas, Stefan Kertesz, Bruce King, Mike Kotze,Steven Leslie, Nadine McGann, David McNulty. Miles Mendenhall, DavidMiller, Patrick Moxey, Jordan Orlando, Laura Rebeck, Max Renn, PaulReubens, Laura Saltz. Rachel Saltz, Sahotra Sarkar, Bob Travis, Ann Whitney,Ken Wissoker, Rick WojcikProduction: Steven K Amsterdam, Laura SaltzEditors Steven K Amsterdam, Anjali K. Fedson those sprouts?” Cortez of the Young¬bloods. And you wonder why I don’t likerock anymore? Sun, Cabaret Metro,3730 N Clark, 7:30 pm, all ages. Get this- $13.50, no you can’t have my comps.Megadeath, Metal Church 40.000,000watts of power, 35 fog machines, lightsthat spin around, and, as a final encore,the lead singer of Metal Church will bitethe head off of a fake rabbit and spitfake blood at the ever so lucky audi¬ence. Especially recommended forgraduate students. Sun, Aragon Ball¬room, Lawrence just off Broadway, 8pm.The Apollo Chorus will open their 1986-87season with a Cathedral Concert ofsacred music. This is serious stuff, kids.At the Holy Name Cathedral, 735 NState, Sun, 7:30 pm, $5.Harwood Early Music Ensemble will per¬form “Carmina Burana" from the origi¬nal 13th century manuscript. Bring anartsy gal or guy and pretend to payattention. At the First Baptist Church,Lake and Chicago, on Sat at 8 pm, andat the Church of the Suffering Virgin,1133 N LaSalle on Sun at 3 pm. Formore info call 775-6696.J.M. Silk, Jaimie Principle, Fingers Inc,and Farmboy, with very special guestD.J., Frankie Knuckles This should bea super hot show, as it includes every¬one who is anyone in House. House, incase your fresh in from Iowa or some¬thing, is Black electro-dance that isnative to Chicago and gets featured onthe hotmixes on WGCI and WBMX aswell as various shows on WHPK. It’sfunky, it’s got a great beat, and it’s wayfun to dance to. As if that’s not enough,it’s now considered trendy by foppishwhite people due to recent articles inNME, the Face, and ID magazine. J.M.Silk and Jaimie Principle are the topestablished names in House, FingersInc and Farmboy are the best up andcoming acts, and Frankie Knuckles isthe best mix dj in Chicago with a bullet.See you at Bartlett Gym. 5620 S Uni¬versity Ave, Sat, 9 pm. $2 50 with UCID.$5 without. — Jeff BrillFILMThe Color of Money (Martin Scorsese.1986) A film about how to be corruptwith class. Vincent (Tom Cruise), anuntutored pool hustler, lives in a highlypersonalized world until he meets upwith Fast Eddie (Paul Newman), whosubverts his lust for winning into a lustfor money. In doing so, Eddie seeks toremake not only Vincent’s approach tothe game, but also to life The catch: thekid learns all too well and blows atournament game with Eddie to cash inon heavy side bets. Scorsese suggeststhat the modern individual tends toadopt the techniques of how to live welibut without much insight. Through aseries of quick pans, tightly framedscenes and mesmerizing detail shots,Scorsese deftly creates a world of hastyencounters and shallow alliances. PaulNewman shows why he is still one of thebest, while Ton Cruise proves he is notjust another flake. At the Hyde Park. —Bob TravisHail Mary (Jean-Luc Godard, 1985) What ifthe Immaculate Conception took placein 1985? We might all think a bit differ¬ently about things today At Cobb, Fri at7, 9, 11, $2.50The Last Image (Mohamed Lakhdar-Hamina) An Algerian village is interestedin the beautiful and enigmatic French¬woman in town. In French with Englishsubtitles. At The Biograph, 2433 N Lin¬coln, Fri at 6, $6 Public/S5 MemberSydney Pollack Roger Ebert hosts thistribute to the director of some of Holly¬wood’s finest The Shoot Horses. Don'tThey?, Tootsie, Out of Africa. Film clips,onstage discussion with Pollack, and aquestion and answer session At TheBiograph. 2433 N Lincoln. Sat at 9 644-3400Detective (Jean-Luc Godard, 1985) Pans-Match favorites Nathalie Baye andJohnny Hallyday in a crime melodramaIn French. At The Institute, Columbus Drand Jackson Blvd, Sat at 6 and 8 443-3737The Hustler (Robert Rossen, 1961) PaulNewman is "Fast Eddie" Felson, agifted pool shark who has a shot at thechampionship Eddie chokes, resultingin moral breakdown At Law School, Satat 7:30 and 10, Sun at 8 $2 50Philip Glass: The Making of an Opera(Michael Blackwood) Not to be missedby anyone fascinated by this avant-garde composer Shown along with Nikand Murray (Christian Blackwood) Anexamination of the collaboration of twomasters of modern dance choreography,Alwm Nikolais and Murray Louis At TheMusic Box, 3733 N Southport. Sun atNoon, $4 Public/$3 Member, 644-3400Welcome in Vienna (Axel Corti) You won tfind this one in Kurt Waldheim’s videolibrary. A highly controversial dramaabout the Austrian involvement in theNazi past Just how Nazi were they? InGerman with English subtitles. At TheBiography, 2433 N Lincoln, Sun at 4. $4Public/$3 Member 644-3400The Gold Rush (Charles Chaplin, 1925)Chaplin is prospector in the Alaska GoldRush of 1898 who suffers from hardshipand the greed of his fellow prospectorsChaplin's most famous film At 1-House.Sun at 8. $2Red Nightmare (US Gov't. 1957) An.Armed Forces film about the worst of allpossible world’s, a communist America,is juxtaposed with Point of Order!(Emile de Antonio, 1964) in which PEACE, JOBS AND JUSTICEA demonstration in the Loop tomorrow will raise issues ranging from thewar in Central America to racial inequality and cutbacks in social programs inthe United States.Speakers will include Jesse Jackson, founder of Operation PUSH, ThembaNtinga, UN delegate, African National Congress, Rev. Clyde H. Brooks,president, Chicago branch of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.Larry Regan, president of US Steel Workers local 1014. Barry Romo, Nationalcoordinator of Vietnam Veterans Against War (VVAW), Isabelle Ramirez, headof the Chicago branch of AMES (Association of Salvadoran Women), and BobCleveland, expert on Star Wars. Mayor Harold Washington has also beeninvited. There will be music by Joe Hanah Taylor and Chuey Negrette, amongothers.The demonstration will be one of eleven taking place in major cities aroundthe country, ranging from New York and Washington D.C. to Austin Texas andMinneapolis.Round trip buses will be leaving Ida Noyes 59th St entrance at 10:30 am.Tickets cost $2.00 and are available at a CAUSE tables in Cobb today from 12to 5. Marchers will gather at 11 am at Lake Shore Park (Chicago Ave and LakeShore Drive; behind Water Tower Place). The march starts at noon, passingthe Chilean and South African Consulates, reaching the Federal Plaza(Dearborn and Adams) for a rally at 1 pm.McCarthyism collapses from its ownweight in clips of the McCarthy hearingsbefore the Senate At Cobb, Mon at 8,$2Beauty and the Beast (Jean Cocteau,1946) The legend of the kindly beastand the self-sacrificing beauty whoselove released the prince in him. At I-House, Thu at 8, $2East of Eden (Elia Kazan, 1955) JamesDean, angst, and more Based on JohnSteinbeck’s book. At Law School, Thu at8, $2 — Kirn BraichARTThe Unseen Collection — TreasuresFrom the Basement Ever wonder whatan ancient nomad’s first-aid kit lookedlike? You can see it, Egyptian pieces,and pieces of Nubian art on display forthe first time at the Oriental InstituteMany of the pieces have never been ondisplay, so catch them now before theyreturn to the depths of the basement Atthe Oriental Institute. 5801 S Ellis Ave¬nue. until January 4 962-9520Studios Program at the School of theArt Institute of Chicago: Open HouseYou’re invited to tour the School, viewstudent work on display, and attendlectures. A lecture being given at 10:30am, ‘‘Composition: The Painter'sGeometry,” examines the use of geo¬metry in understanding the compositionof works by Rubens, Titian, and Marin.Another lecture at noon. Reading YourChild’s Artwork: A Primer in Visual Lite¬racy,” traces the development of visualskills in children and adolescents andexamines the relevancy of the devel¬opment of these skills to creativity Atthe Art Institute, at Columbus Drive atJackson Boulevard 443-3777The Art of the Edge. European Frames1300-1900 Observe the history of thatunsung hero of art, the picture frameAfter all, "A picture without a frame hasthe air about it of a naked, despoiledman." Now that we’ve gotten your at¬tention. the show is in the Morton Wingat the Art Institute, until December 14443-3625Television Images: Kimberly BurleighCounteract the overpowering of yourintellect by the slick commercial qualityof television images and see KimberlyBurleigh’s work. Experience her moral-ization through absurdity at 340 WHuron, 3rd Floor, until November 22751-1720Visiting Artists Program of The Schoolof the Art Institute of Chicago pre¬sents Alan Lande is Alan Lande anartist or is he just "trying to figure outwhat television is, what it does to us andwhat we are in relation to it?” You canhave your assumptions about massmedia challenged on October 25 at 8pm at the Art Institute, at ColumbusDrive and Jackson Boulevard 443-3711Hyde Park Art Center Contest The HydePark Art Center announces its 1986Feed the HPAC Scholarship Kitty T Shirtcontest for all Hyde Park/Kenwood stu¬dents age 6-13 The winning design willbe reproduced on T Shirts which will besold to ’feed’ the Art Center’s scholar¬ship ’kitty.’ The scholarship 'kitty' hasbeen very hungry lately, so encourageyour favorite 6-13 year olds to submittheir designs by November 13. For in¬ formation about contest rules or galleryprograms call 324-5520 — IngridSchenkOn The Road: Photographs from thePermanent Collection Images relatingto life on the road such as the places,people and sights one might see whileon a cross-country car trip. At the af¬orementioned Art Institute until Novem¬ber 16 443-3664Censorship and Black America, the His¬tory of Censorship of Blacks Thisshow looks at censorship of Blackswhile in slavery and after The exhibitaddresses censorship in literature, art,politics, education and films, includingexamples of once-banned works by au¬thors such as Richard Wright andLangston Hughes. DuSable Museum ofAfrican-American History, near 57th &Cottage Grove 947-0600Picture Cuba: Four Contemporary Pho¬tographers This is an exhibition offeringa fresh and positive view of life in. Cubathrough the eyes of distinguished pho¬tographers Nereyda Gracia Ferraz.Maria Eugenia Haya (Maracha). MarioGarcia Joya (Mayito) and Marc Pokem-pner The Cultural Center of the Chic¬ago Office of Fine Arts. 78 E Wash¬ington Street, until November 15. Call F-l-N-E-A-R-TJean Parisi and Bonnie M. Rubenstein:An Exhibit of Mixed Media This exhibitshowcases the work of two graduatestudents from The School of the ArtInstitute of Chicago Working as a team,the two produce "Sculpture/lnstallation/Performance/Photography” ArtThrough November 1, at the SuperiorStreet Gallery. 341 W Superior St 944-2306Karl Wirsum: New York These are somerecent works of the graphic artist whosename is synonymous in certain circleswith lysergic excess A punk Miro,Wirsum heightens the kinetic fury of hiscompositions with often all-too-vivid’ Day-Glo" paints Sunglasses advisedContinuing at the Phyllis Kind Gallery313 W SuperiorWOMENClaudia Schmidt at Holstein’s, tonight andSaturday night. 2464 N Lincoln Ave. 327-3331.Judi Friedman This emerging singer/songwriter will be appearing at theMountain Moving Coffeehouse forWomyn and Children Saturday at 8:30and 9:45. doors open at 7:30 pm. 1655W School. 769-6899/348-7787. no malechildren over 10, suggested donationJudi will also be doing a live radiointerview on Women's Voices, Monday5-6 pm. WHPK. 88 5 fm. 962-8424Sarah Schulman Reading The author ofThe Sophie Horowitz Story will read fromher new novel. Girls. Visions and Every¬thing, Tue, 715 pm Women and Chil¬dren First Bookstore 1967 N Halsted440-8824. S2 donationIt's Not Always Happy At My House Thiswoman-produced film examining thereality of domestic violence will premierin Chicago at the Columbus CollegeGetz Theater Speakers will includefilmmaker Gaylon Emerzian, co-authorMimi Lewin. and the past and presentdirectors of the Illinois Coalition AgainstDomestic Violence. Thur, 7:30 pm. 72 E11th St, free admission — Sheila RalstonShe made me hot with her metaphors. Kimberly Burleigh, 1986GREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1986-3Nothing is the End •;Xy<:t v. - 1 ^M;.V £*&;>£> V/. . •„ f •"Imagine a place, free of our raceWhere no buffalo roam or deer play.No apple tree blossoms to smell the warm airNo harpsichord strums sound here to there.A prairie ungrassed without a stream in its past;A perfect new view of a night unstarred, at last.This is what we’ll encounterWhen conflict is gone, this is all that’ll matter.But you’ll be on solid ground. Author, Thief of Life or Ode to George OrwellAuthor, thief of lifeStealing shadows of my strifeSuffer shapes of a time-drawn helixTwist and shout it, struct us meal tricksLivered pools of hearts on bleedingCameled hills of life unheedingNothing blind man madness leadingThese things friend unconscious greedingDrink from the well of the water of loveAnd tell us what you’re thinking of;But make the mean time pay its dueOr it will all come back on you. The Story Of An Elemental Soul In A Period Of NauseaOpen your eyes and see the darknessIt’s the switch you’ve been looking forThe click that delights your lonelinessThe wisdom you try to giveQuestions the reasons you liveSo you and the music make a dance in the darkCrashing all about but never hitting the markThe answers fall like water through a sieveBut the big one remains: “Will you forgive?”T.'-vv’;,v:.; j ...r. ’vOut there now you feel it’s so coldThe days get short when you get oldFeel so light you know you can flyCall back home “Found a new way to die!”No need for dope —I’ve found a new hopeThe smell in my tearsWill bring you new fearsthe water you drinkRight from your sinkBetter make you thinkThank you, Argonne, the American says, “What for?”But the wise and humble man knows what’s in storeHe’s lived in fear of being down but not in this terror before.—Charles M. Parisby Greg Sechler“The work of poets and singers is likethe wind. One may choose to blow sandin the eyes of the people, blinding themto reality or one may scatter seeds ofconsciousness that help to nurture in thepeople's hearts a passion for justice. Ipromised myself to sow the knowledge ofour true history through poems andsongs, that history which is being writtendaily by our people — that history aboutwhich the textbooks and the media seemso ignorant or deceitful. ”—Sum PazIf a people's will to struggle is nourished bycultural identity, then the vision which en¬deavors to enhance cultural memory and vitalityis indeed revolutionary. Popular culturalmovements in Latin America have consciouslyembraced this vision, striving to inspire politicalawareness as well as enliven indigenous Southand Central American cultures effaced andobscured by centuries of rape, literal andfigurative, by foreign aggressors.It is in this political context that the nuevacancion (new song) resides — informed by thestruggle of the people to liberate themselves from a long history of brutal and repressivegovernments, by the necessities of regainingcultural awareness and understanding theirhistorical legacy, of defining and building thefuture through the resurrection of traditionalforms.Lyrically compelling, magical, almost pan¬theistic; the imagery is of fertile earth andboundless sky, sowing and reaping, birds ofpeace and birds of prey. Names of bands areoften taken from Indian dialects. Emotive,haunting, vital — the music too is based onrhythms and instruments native to South andCentral America: charanga, guitar, bombo,tiple. They are songs of revolution, struggle,and oppression; they are songs of joy andtriumph They are songs of reality; guns, pain,sacrifice. They are songs which do not hesitateto honor heroes and martyrs. They are songs ofacute perception, instilled with love of peopleand country, and an almost fierce pride of self¬recognition. They are songs which speakopenly and unashamedly of epic feeling. Theyare songs, finally, of freedom.The earliest practitioners of nueva cancioninclude Suni Paz, from Argentina, and VictorJara, a Chilean. Nueva cancion originated in Chile, and Paz spent five years there, until1965. Paz’ music is at once continental anduniversal, her work ranging from the moving“Tania, Guerillera" to the forceful, insistent,“Hasta la Victoria Siempre.” Central to herwork is the situation of Latin American women— for them as for Black women, oppression bymachismo is inseparable from oppression byracism. Women insisted on equal status earlyon in the cultural and political movements inLatin America; nueva cancion has dealt withissues of sexism since its beginnings. VictorJara left the theater in 1970 to join the growingpopular culture movement in Chile. Prolific andoutspoken, his voice was silenced when he wasmurdered by the Pinochet regime during themilitary coup in September of 1973.Inti-lllimani is another early Chilean group.Formed in 1967, they were fortunate enough tobe touring Europe during the coup. Living inexile in Rome ever since, they have becomeone of Italy’s most popular musical groups.Their music also is guided by the reality ofoppression and destiny, their oeuvre includingsongs such as “Cantos a los Paidos,” “Vientosdel Pueblo,” and “La Patria Prisonera,” which was written by Pablo Neruda.Volocamba Ita means rebellion of the sow¬ing’ in the extinct Lenca tongue. This Sal¬vadoran band, in exile since 1980, is positionedsquarely in the tradition of nueva cancion; theirsongs concentrate on the struggle and loss intheir own country — “A Silvia (los mejores yapartieron)," "Homenaje a Maria Elena Sali¬nas,” and “Cancion al Frente Farabundo Maripara la Liberacion Nacional.”Sabia (a South American bird) is four womenand two men known to the U of C from the1984 Folk Festival. From Los Angeles, theyplay and sing nueva cancion. traditional andoriginal work, using 25 different instrumentsfrom the Andes, Caribbean, and VenezuelaThey are particularly interested in collectingand playing songs for, by, and about women inLatin America today. Their first record. “PortoVoz,” is forthcoming on the Flying Fish recordlabel. Sabia is in concert for the Committee inSolidarity with the People of El Salvador(CISPES) on Saturday October 25 at 8 pm atthe All-People’s Church, 941 West Lawrence,with tickets at $10. For more information, call227-2720.THE CRISIS OF THELEISURE CUSSby Bob TravisSummer, a new film by Eric Rohmer, peersinto the heart of a woman’s loneliness, sorrow,and waning idealism. It also defines the crisis ofleisure that now confronts the bourgeoisie inmodem society.Delphine (Marie Riviere) works as a secretaryin Paris, whose grand plans to visit Greece arederailed when a friend cancels out on her infavor of a vacation with a boyfriend. Wanting tobe on her own, she shuns her family’s vacationoffer and joins Francoise, a sympathetic friend,in the country. Once there she is made to feelodd and jumps at the chance to return to Paris.After an aborted weekend at her ex-fiance’smountain retreat, Delphine visits a seasideresort alone and meets Lena, a Swedish femmefatale who shamelessly plays with men’s minds.Delphine departs abruptly, only to meet some¬one at the train station. They depart for anotherseaside resort, talking honestly about them¬selves before going for a walk. On a precipicethey see the “green ray,” the last ray of thesun setting across the ocean. Delphine says“yes” to a weekend with Jacques, her newfriend.True to Rohmer's discursive spirit, Summerresembles a social treatise on being single andhaving free time in modern society. Rohmeraddresses what I consider are four basic is¬sues Each is carefully framed in a traditionalnew wave style, with the camerawork second¬ary to the drama of social interaction.First among these issues is the rather simpleobservation that being single is a social curse.Delphine is assailed at a gathering of “friends”for being stubborn and for not seeking out men.“You should be able to find people in twoweeks’ vacation,” exclaims one friend. Yet theentire conversation has the element of a mod¬ern-day inquisition and when Delphine defendsherself weakly, her "friend” replies: “One hasto be mean, to shake people up. “Delphineretreats to the stairs to cry out of sight. Rohmersuggests that the modern individual must ac¬count for him/herself or be hung; in another ageit was no dirty linen, now it is no loose endsAnother issue Rohmer addresses is howsimplicity is little tolerated in a society whereleisure plays such an important role. Rohmeruses a simple country dinner among a familyand Delphine to illustrate this point. Whenoffered a slice of meat, Delphine refuses, stating she is a vegetarian. A spurious debateensues until Delphine declares abstinence amatter of conscience She is shunned and soonlabelled “different.”Getting the upper hand is the next issueconsidered by Rohmer and the interaction withLena illustrates this issue best. While Delphinereveals herself to Lena that she is a socialfailure, Lena eyes some men at another tableand encourages them on. One man seemsintent on “knowing” Lena, but she cuts him offby switching languages, as if to up the scale ofRohmer's Summer: Searching for the perfect ray her worth. All the while Lena interprets Del-phine’s feelings to the men, hoping to gain theirfavor for a night of dancing. In Lena’s worldthen one must command the relationship andone can do so by appealing to the male instinct,then backing off and enticing men into a gamethey cannot win. Men thus become the truematerial possession and the disaster of beingalone is averted by getting the upper handLast among these issues is that having sex isthe measure of a good relationship. Delphine,however, rejects the notion that relationships begin when one has sex. Still, she has doubtsbut hopes for an ideal love: “I hope for love inthe hollow of a wave.” She confronts hercondition head on, knowing that her hand isempty of high cards and preferring to remaincelibate until she meets a man she can trust,regardless of how absurd her friends think ofher.Out of such discourse Rohmer defines thecrisis of leisure that now confronts the bour¬geoisie in modern society. Social worth is nowmeasured in terms of how well a leisureparticipant one is. If the modern individualcannot present a successful holiday appear¬ance, then she becomes a social suspect,considered “different,” “difficult,” and “notopen.” Yet one can only overcome this crisis byrisking one’s self with strangers.Rohmer suggests that the modern individualmust constantly put him/herself on the brink, asDelphine does at the end. But how does onemeet strangers and preserve one’s simplicity?That is the dilemma that faces the sensitiveindividual in modern society. Delphine resolvesit by rejecting the notion that “moving on” is anexpression of her social well-being. She ac¬cepts herself as a “social failure,” but escapesfrom social conventions and finds romance.Rohmer thus shows that the crisis of leisure issocially imposed and the only escape is to livewithin one’s limits and discover newness there.Technically, Rohmer’s camerawork isstraightforward: scenes unfold, whether deli¬cately or crudely, in a way that preserves socialinteraction. Sometimes the camera gently pansor retreats to stress a point, but always withpurpose. In the great French tradition, theactors seem to be acting with a measure offreedom, deftly bring to life the spirit ofRohmer’s screenplay Rohmer’s pacing is alsoexcellent.The production is another matter and de¬tracts from the film. For one thing, the theatricalprint is a 35mm blowup of the 16mm originalnegative and the effect is exceedingly grainy.There is, in short, no delicacy to the imageAnother faux pas is the producer's decision toretitle Le Rayon Vert (The Green Ray) asSummer, which misses the subtlety of theoriginal titleStill, I highly recommend this film, especiallyto viewers who have seen more of Rohmer thanthey care to admit. Summer is simply one of thebest foreign films of the year. At the Biograph4_FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1336—GREY CITY JOURNALOn sale at Kiako's:KODAK FLOPPY DISKS$11.955W' d/s 10-pack$22.953W micro s/s 10-pack V/2" micro d/s 10-packa Trip to Hawaii! Intludes Hotel A Air hr 2!2nd PRIZE ■ _■ I _ 3rd PRIZEApple* MacintoshComputer kinko#s 8mm Kodak VideoCamera SystemContest ends Nov. 1st.FASTSPEEDYRAPIDSWIFTPRONTO FASTQUIK^ ^ While yeu waitCROSS instant printing...IF YOU NEED IT FAST...OUR SERVICES INCLUDE• typesetting CALL 684-7070• PHOTO DUPLICATING • church bulletins• BULK PRINTING• ENVELOPES• LETTER HEADS• BUSINESS CARDSQUIK CROSS INSTANTPRINTING INC. • THESIS - TERM PAPERS• FOLDING• COLLATING• BINDING• WEDDING INVITATIONS ServiceWe Will;— Design— Typeset— Reproduceyour resume intwo daysPRINTINGWE’RE AS NEAR AS YOUR PHONE Hyde Park Bank Bldg.1525 E. 53rd St.Suite 626684-7070 Kl1MB ARK LIQUORS & WINE SHOPPE1214 East $}rd Street*la Kimbark Plaza SALE DATES:10/23 THRU 10/26/86493-1355ffiMHIItiMHUH.-COORS24-12 01 CANS$77» TECATE6-12 01 CANS$339 SSSPECIAL EXPORT6-12 or Btlv$2^* CORONA6-12 or BTIS$399BUD OR BUD LIGHT24-12 02 CANS$799WINEtdMADmTABLE WINE s it* 2 tviooslavunMR MONDAVI AVIA WINE 750 MlRiME BLANC 750 mi *8™ itowoRTWO.W POUH1Y-RJISSE 750 MlCABERNET 750 mistmmo RIESUNG 750 MlCHARDONNAY 750 MI *1099 noFVfSPANISH SHERRY 750miWHITE ZINFANDB 750 m, *3" mtmmnvmims tjia SPIRIT COOLBtS 4f»CABERNET SAUVKJNON -50* *42V *1”»H*9$3*9S679$349SPARKLINGCHAMPAGNE 7501. $339JAB nJTSS jSCOTCH $|3»9 aJACK DANIELSBUCK UBEl750 Ml$7»» aWOLFSCHMIDTVODKA1 75 Lits849 ! 1COLADINA750 ML$899 LEMBEYSPARKLING /sc miSPIRITSCANADIANCLUB750 ml 3/*10$549 BOMBAYGIN7 SO ML$799SOUTHERNCOMFORT Lrmrt1 Pei- MIDOIHMELON750 ML$799REMY SI 1.99MARTIN q****:?.5?V.S75C *k $849DeKUYPB PEACH T25SCHNAPPS750 Ml$499CANFIELD’S, BARRELHEAD, SUNKIST CANADA DRY 89 2 ITRWe -es«"e '>qt>s *o iimd ovontrtiesI correct or-rW«Q Sot* 4*r*» no* <AH prices wOiec* *o kidt'oI E*c»se To* Moo-TKwrs., 8 om-’om, Fri-Sot 8am-2 om Sun Noon-MKjntgi-'We occeot Vivo NAostercord & checksNOW OPEN!TOTALLY REMODELED!NEW SEATS, PROJECTION & SOUND.THREE NEW THEATRESPresenting the finest first runmotion picture entertainment.1 JUMPIN JACK FLASH RWEEKDAYS 6:15, 8:15, 10:15SAT. AND SUN. ALSO AT 2:15, 4:152 COLOR OF MONEY RWEEKDAYS 5:30, 7:45, 10:00SAT. AND SUN. ALSO AT 1:00, 3:15SOUL MAN R3 W EEKDAYS 6:00, 8:00, 10:00SAT. AND SUN. ALSO AT 2:00, 4:00BACK TO SCHOOL - STUDENT SPECIAL*★ SPECIAL PRICE - $2.50 Mon.-Thur. Last Show★ The drinks are on us -EREE DRINK with medium popcorn purchase*with U. of C. student I.D.CHILDREN UNDER 5 NOT ADMITTED AFTER 6 P.M.S2.50 UNTIL FIRST SHOW STARTS The 1986-87Early MusicFestivalPresented byThe Department of MusicLes ArtsFlorissantsOctober 30,1986Tickets $12; l of C students $7.“Rarely have I heard a baroque orchestra play withsuch refined confidence as they did here, respond¬ing as though it were second nature to Christie'smalleable, light rhy thms. The bright, young voicesat his command Here equally impressive, deliveringevery delicate ornament with astonishing precision.nhether alone or in ensemble This is the wayto bring baroque music back to life."The Times, tendonTickets available at the Reynolds Club box office. Phone 962-7300All concerts begin at 8 p.m. in Mandel Hall.Rost Records joins in Ou sponsorship of the Eariy Music Festival with contributions fromthe kimbark Foundation, Regents Park in Hyde Park by the Clinton Company, LmvenitsAatwnal Bank, and the Illinois Arts Council, a state agency r*GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY. OCTOBER 24. 1986—5AUGUSTANA CONCERT SERIESFridays 5:00 p.m.Fall Schedule:Oct. 24 Cynthia Stone, flute; Jonathan Elliott,pianoOct. 31 Benjamin Lane, organNov. 7 Jeannie Schaefer, fluteNov. 14 Paul Manz, organNov. 21 Flute Quartet:Cynthia Stone, flute; Paula White,violin; Caroline Girgis, viola; LeoLorenzen, celloDec. 5 Karen Sande, organAll concerts are free of chargeAugustana Lutheran Church/Lutheran Campus Center55th and WoodlawnChicago, IllinoisSPONSORED BY LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY ALL UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO STUDENTSare invited byThe United Methodist FoundationTo experience Christian Community and fellowshipTo study and discuss contemporary issues from a faith perspectiveTo join in witnessing for peace and justice.SUNDAY, October 26,1986: PERCEIVING, RELATING,LEADING6:30-8:00 p.m. in Ida Noyes HallDr. Homer U. Ashby, Professor, McCormick TheologicalSeminaryWeekly schedule, Fall Quarter:Sundays, 6:30 p.m. - Community gathering and programs inIda NoyesWednesdays, 7:00 p.m. - “The Nuclear Crisis and a Just Peace”at University Church,5655 S. University Ave.Fridays, 12:00 noon Informal Conversation in Morry’sHutchinson CommonsConversation or counseling is available anytime.Rev. William J. Kuntze, DirectorThe United Methodist Foundationat the University of Chicago1448 East 53rd Street363-7080, or 493-2944CONTACTS & SPECSUNLIMITED• We make our living providingprofessional eye care; we're ~not just selling lenses.• Exceptional Values:EYEGLASSES: Frames (hundredsto choose from) and lensescomplete only $33.• Contacts:Bausch & Lomb extended wear°niy $24.95. *• Professional fee required, examnot included/ new patients only.Expires 10/28/86CONTACTS & SPECS UNLIMITED"More than a place with vision"EVANSTON NEW TOWN GOLD COAST1724 Sherman Ave., 2nd Floor 3144 N. Broadway 1051 N. Rush Street, 2nd FloorEvanston, Illinois 60201 Chicago, Illinois 60657 Chicago, Illinois 60611864-4441 880-5400 642-3937DOC’SPLACE F PPcontacts;;6—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALby Helen MarkeyBeyond Lincoln Park, beyond Old Town,beyond New Town and Uptown, occupying asmall first floor space in Rogers Park, theRaven Theatre nestles, a non-profit organiza¬tion devoted to producing “dramas that focuson the struggles and foibles of everyday peoplestriving for love, respect and self-identity in ourcomplex high-speed society.” And they meanit. Just take a look at their current production ofPreston Jones’ “The Last Meeting of theKnights of the White Magnolia.” You see, youcan’t be taken in by the formality of the title.This is every working class, simple guy’s storyYou get your focus on the individuals compris¬ing the obscure little gathering of six men ofthe Knights of the White Magnolia, a small clubbranching off from the Klu Klux Klan. By theend of the play, not to give it away, you arenodding your head in agreement and saying toyourself, “Yeah, I know what you're saying,Bud.”The Knights are a “paltry” gathering ofTexan men of all ranges: a stud, Skip, from theKorean War whose only reason for coming toNOTHING IMPRESSESAN EMPLOYER LIKEDROPPING OUT OFSCHOOL EVERYONCE IN AWHILE.Co>op EducationYou cdfii a luturc wU-n you tarn a tk-tf iv.Alter several years ul ritenae slotly, a kX U culley,*-gp«luult-s finally katir *»i*llBig Thcy’ffc i*< (juakfieti tortile jub they want.Kart is, many graduates never find a career m tiieir tick!ctf study. All llair Une silent n study Not euxiyji tunein tile field.Hut’s wtiy tlierc's a ivituriavi-' prugnmi lor nJegL'students railed Cooperative hduraUmt- It allows students todSertute stucies at die cuAege ui lira dune widi (uni.lirarual work exjjencrm a, the career ii U*» rte».eTo turtutsiie n Co-op Kduauai you Unit need to Hi intoany partrajhr soao-eeuncriik. group. You dui't need to Ur astrain ‘A" student erliiet.AJ you tcJiy need to be, e> smart enougji to leave srtaai. the meetings is for the “refreshments”; thenthe Colonel, another war baby but sufferingfrom shell shock and also crippled; the owner ofthe local liquor store, Red Rover, whose com¬placence and mirth are almost surprising ami¬dst the frustrations of his buddies; Olin andRufe who bicker incessantly; LD who franticallytries to maintain order and hold the lodgetogether; Milo, weak and spineless, veryunknight-like and finally Lonnie Roy, potentialinitiate and still an outsider. This strange brewof personalities produces a bitter flavor. Frus¬trations abound — Skip dashes for the re¬freshment table, Olin feeds the crowd with localgossip, and nothing gets done It’s a mounting,building crescendo of everyday complaints, andjokes gone bad turning into arguments. Fightsbreak out, and the group finally breaks up.But by the end of the play how much hashappened, how many problems brought outand aired in front of everyone — we discoverthat despite all their differences they’re reallythe same in their secret little aspirations to beheroes, to be knights, to be perfect. And thentheir failure, like children refusing to be dis¬ciplined. Their sparse lives, their untamed liveswon’t be tamed.The only discipline they exercise in their livesis on each other, ordering each other about —Olin tells Skip to shut up so they can get onwith the meeting. But the meeting never prog¬resses — or at least not very far, because onceone person has shut up, another one starts up.All they have in their lives is this great frustra¬tion, picking at each other, laughing at the cluband feeling on top of the world because theycan laugh at it; but after all of their jokes theNursing BoardsAnxiety:Why Suffer?Don't! And with Kaplan'sNCLEX prep you won't. OnlyKaplan offers both smallclasses led by expert nursesand a Test-N-Tape' series forextra review All books are pro¬vided, and 120 study centersare open to you Tuitions only$195 and comes with a money-back guarantee* Call!*f if si lime tesl taker*., Irom accredited nursinqsci tools * ho toil la pass the NClE X canqei a relund or take our class again - tree1iMApyyySTANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD.Classes at all locationsCall [312) 764-5151Main OfficeROYALKNITTING MILLSFACTORY OUTLET STORE2007 S. CALIFORNIA247-6300OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WITHFREE PARKINGMon. thru Fri. 9:30 to 4:00GREAT VALUESon knitted outerwearfor the entire familyALL FACTORY OUTLET PRICES30% to 70% “Goodfriendsdon’t letgoodfnendssmokecigarettes.”Larry HagmanCigarettes aren't goodfor your friends. Adopt afriend who smokes andhelp 'em quit today. You'llboth be giad tomorrow.AMERICAN>CANCERSOCIETY * Another toothless presence?frightening fact remains. They are failures, andworse, they did have goals. They all had pasts,and futures once. Now they have nothing butthis little club, with six members although itclaims to be nation-wide.This play brings to recognition the fact thatno matter how simple the man or woman maybe, there exists still in every soul some desire,some unfulfilled goal. And what’s all the moreexciting about this play is how it succeeds inconveying this similarity in humankind so well.Despite their Texan accents, their Texan habits, their gossip, their smallness, they are stillbitingly witty, angry, charismatic, intense andfull of lifeThe final failure in their lives is their inabilityto light up the electric cross on the wall in orderto initiate Lonnie Roy. After they’ve all clearedthe room in a fury, the black janitor Ramseycomes in, and in the darkened room thesorceror-like man taps the wall with his broomand lights the cross up. and laughs, the last bitof humor, or the last laugh at the last meetingof the Knights of the White Magnolia.by Tom LyonsWhile I thought the Raven Theater showedus a fine acting effort, and while the directionwas quite good, the play itself did little for me.as the range of action was so small and most ofthe characters so uncomfortably stereotypical.Both the time in which the play was set (1962,the year of King’s March on Washington) andthe white supremacism of the Knights of theWhite Magnolia were used to make an obvious,heavy-handed political statement. This kind ofspeechifying is all right in Bernard Shaw'splays, but falls flat when it comes out of themouths of Texas good old boys. Jones dis¬ingenuously states in the program notes thathis play is “just about these guys I once knew "He couldn’t have known these guys very well,though; otherwise their counterparts in the playwould be less one-dimensional The small town,the womenfolk, the Southern traditions thatmolded these men can only vaguely be dis¬cerned in their conversationFortunately, most of the time the playwright's“message" does not get in the way of oursympathizing and even identifying with thecharacters; but I think credit for this is moredue to the cast and to the director than toPreston Jones’ script In particular. CharlesThomas is brilliant as the Colonel, a belligerentauthoritarian defeated by old age and senility.His toothless presence on stage constantly reminds us that the spirit and relevance of theKnights of the White Magnolia have dis¬appeared long ago, to be replaced by a dimnostalgia for the old segregationist South. Hiswild Learesque raving when he finally suc¬cumbs to delirium was both impressive andhorrifying. Another fine performance is put in byLarry Wiley as LD, the officious club presidentHe understatedly combines stuffy bureaucrat¬ism with genuine religious fervor and compas¬sion, as he struggles to keep his organizationfrom falling apart. One disappointment, though,was Daniel Bachner as Lonnie Roy MacNeil.Bachner hams it up with the insipid boyishnessof Pee Wee Herman Pee Wee has madehimself all too popular, it seemsThe Raven Theatre is trying to appeal to theman and woman off the street rather than to theusual theatergoer, an admirable intention in mybook. I thought this particular play was weak,but the acting was competent — sometimesexceptional — and the tickets are very cheapfor Chicago theater, so be sure to watch forupcoming productions.“The Last Meeting of the Knights of theWhite Magnolia” is running through November29 at Raven Theatre. 6931 N Clark. Tickets are$8 Friday and Saturday nights (8 pm); $6 forthe Sunday matinee (4 pm). Student discountsare available Call 338-2177 for reservationsand informationTHINK ABOUTGRADUATESCHOOL!Come and meet representatives from accreditedgraduate schools throughout the United States atthe GRE/CGS Forum on Graduate Education.PALMER HOUSEState and Monroe StreetsSaturday, October 259a.m.-4p.m.WORKSHOPS9 00-10 00 PRE-FORUM Workshop on Admissions andFinancial Aid11 00-12:00 Graduate Study in Biological, Health, andPhysical Sciences, and—Graduate Study inEducation and Humanities12:30- 1 30 GRE General Test and Subject TestPreparation2:30- 3:30 Graduate Study in Computer Science,Engineering, and Mathematics, andGraduate Study in Economics, Psychology,and Other Social SciencesREGISTRATION begins at 8:30 a m. FEE $3. payable at the doorGRADUATE SCHOOL EXHIBITS WILL BE OPEN FROM 10 a m. -4 p m.Jointly sponsored by ttie Graduate Record Examinations Board ithe Council of Graduate Schools In the united StatesGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24. 1986—7t tPhoto by Charles WoodORGANIZATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATIONby Steven LeslieIn response to persistent complaints thatUniversity Security harrasses Black studentsand community members, President HannaGray this week set up a committee to in¬vestigate charges against the police forceBlack students though have little trust in thenew body. “Its mandate is not to deal with theproblem because they say there is no prob¬lem," said Tukufu Zuberi, outgoing co-chairman of the Black Graduate Forum (BGF).“This is a direct slap in the face."BGF and the Organization of Black Students(OBS) have since last autumn called upon theUniversity to recognize a number of concerns ofBlack students on campus, chief among themthe charges that University Security harrassesBlacks in Hyde Park: President Gray andadminstration representatives met with mem¬bers of these Black student organizations in thespring and summer of this year to discuss theseproblems and they now say that the SecurityCommittee is the result of those meetings. BGFthough maintains that the talks were un¬productive. that the administration refused toagree to BGF’s important demands for com¬munity participation in the committee, and thatthe body is simply an attempt to deflect criti¬cism. A vigil cosponsored by BGF outsideRegenstein Library on Wednesday night reaf¬firmed the demands of the organization. (SeeGCJ. front page.)The University administration has appointedfive faculty members and administrators led byGeoffrey Stone, professor in the Law School,and intends to announce two students who willfill out the seven-member panel. The committeemembers plan to learn about procedures in theSecurity Department and then to assess howthe department has handled complaints Itappears that the new committee will not hearspecific harrassment claims which still must betaken to the Security Department itself, aprocess that Black students have criticized,BGF is upset with the formation of thecommittee because the University ignored theirrecommendations for the committee “Wesuggested that staff be allowed on the com¬mittee; we called for community members to siton the committee We suggested that we couldnominate and they could approve committeemembers,” said outgoing BGF co-chair Ste¬phen Casmier at the Wednesday night vigil"They said they would consult with us. Wehave not heard from them and the committee is there.”At a BGF meeting last Sunday night mem¬bers were dismayed when a student who hadnot been directly involved in earlier discussionswith the administration told the group that theUniversity had asked her to sit on the newly-formed committee.The case of Paul Hardy has caused the mostconcern among Black students on campus.Hardy, who was elected new BGF chairpersonat last week’s meeting, was arrested in Marchof this year for the theft of a television set onthe strength of the testimony of a white womanwho claimed that he resembled the thief shehad been seen leaving her friend’s apartmentbuilding. Hardy was arrested despite the factthat the dean of his division reported that hewas talking to her at the time of the crime.Dean Turkington originally advised Hardy toturn himself into the poiice after Lee Caldwell,Associate Director of University Security, in¬formed him that the police had issued an arrestwarrant. Indeed no warrant was outstanding.Despite early verbal and written assurances oflegal assistance, the University has reverseditself and said it will not aid Paul Hardy.In depositions collected by BGF last spring.Black students testitied about repeated in¬stances of being stopped by Security officersand being asked to produce student identi¬fication. In addition they recounted stories ofbeing surrounded by officers in the library andbeing harrassed about their right to be inUniversity facilitiesUniversity Security has never paid muchattention to such criticism. Security DirectorMarc Graham last week was quoted saying thatcomplaints of his department had never beenspecific enough to investigate Members ofBGF though disagree. “We would sit in meet¬ings with Marc Graham and administrators andwe would be talking about specific cases andthey just would write it up." BGF called for thedismissal of Marc Graham and his assistantLee Caldwell after repeated incidents of har¬rassment and after Caldwell told Black studentsin one meeting that they should expect to bestopped because most crime in Hyde Park iscommitted by Blacks.After collecting the depositions BGF andOBS wrote to various organizations such as theChicago Urban League asking for assistance intheir struggle for justice at the University ofChicago At end of last spring they asked theCommunity Relations Service of the Depart¬ ment of Justice to act as a mediator betweenthemselves and the University. The JusticeDepartment agreed, but no additional stepshave been taken toward further meetings.Though the South Side of Chicago is over¬whelmingly Black, the University is remarkablynon-Black. A report of the Faculty Committeeon Minority Concerns found in 1986 that Blacksmade up less than 4% of all departmentsexcept SSA and the Graduate Public Policyprogram. They also revealed a dramatic de¬crease in Black enrollment between 1976 and the last academic year.The University of Chicago has for a long timehad contentious relations with the Black SouthSide and its own Black students. In the 1950sstudents complained first of racially separatehousing sheets and later of segregated housingappearing on the lists. A decade later theUniversity pioneered Hyde Park urban renewalprojects which displaced great numbers ofBlack renters and homeowners. In the midst ofthat effort the University was hit by charges thatthey were acquiring white-only housing andretaining its segregation. More recently theUniversity’s legal efforts to block local publichousing and its stubborn stand against divest¬ment from South Africa have demonstratedtheir insensitivity to Black concerns.8—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24. 1986—GREY CITY ,IOI JRNAIZenith ProductsZ-171 Personal Portable, 256kram,2 360K 5 1/4” floppy drives, serial & parallel(includes MS-DOS 3.1) $1080Options for Z-171Special: Battery & 384K RAM (brings z-171 to 640K) $100Rechargeable Battery Pack $55256K Memory (brings Z-171 to 512K) $55384K Memory (brings Z-171 to 640K) $115Carrying Case $50Internal 300/1200 Baud Modem $250RGB and Composite Video Card (for external monitor) $155Z-158 Personal Computer, 256kram,1 5 1/4” floppy drive, 20Mg hard drive, serial & parallel,RGB and Composite output, 4.77/8mhz switchable(includes MS-DOS 3.1 and Microsoft Windows) $1510Options for Z-1581240 Amber Monitor and Paradise Adaptor(Hercules compatible monochrome graphics) $2351240 Amber Monitor and Monochrome Adaptor $27012” Amber or Green Composite Monitor $11513” RGB Color Monitor w/cable $3808087-2 Math Coprocessor (Not for 171) $190A complete list of products and prices areavailable at Usite (Wieboldt 310),the Computation Center (3rd floor, 1155 E. 60th St.),and the MDC. The MDC can only sell to Universitydepartments and its full time faculty, staff, and students.Microcomputer Distribution Center1307 East 60th St. (Rear Entrance)962-608610am to 4pm Mon thru FriDATABASE WIZARD WANTEDA programmer with substantial databaseexperience and strong leadership skills issought fora position in University centraladministration.• Minimum of three years experience withapplications programming, databasemanagement systems, and systems designis required.• Experience with Model 204 DatabaseManagement System or the Pick operatingsystem is highly desirable.• A B.A. is required with some academictraining in computer programming anddatabase design preferred.• Knowledge of University operations,communications and leadership skills, andability to work as part of a team are alsovery important.Send resume to Faculty Exchange, Box 103If you have any questions please call 962-1212 GREA T DINNERS A T GREA T PRICESBUY DINNER ATWcwuj'o J Ftee 9ce Ctecuti II IM AK DuwCTi *TONIGHT AND WE’LLGIVE YOU DESSERT FREE4:30 to 8:00 P.M.ALL OUR DINNERS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AT LUNCHJUMBO RIB TIP DINNER with fries and saladJUMBO BBQ CHICKEN DINNER (% chicken) with fries and salad• COMBINATION RIB TIP & CHICKEN DINNER with fr.es and salad• OUR SPECIAL Vt LB. STEAKBURGER DINNER with fries and salad• OUR SPECIAL BONELESS CHICKEN BREAST DINNER with fnes and salad• NEW GREEK STYLE BROILED CHICKEN DINNER with fnes and salad• OUR JUMBO Vt LB. KOSHER CHAR-DOG DINNER with fnes and salad• CHICKEN TERRIYAKI DINNER with nee. vegetable and salad• BEEF TERRIYAKI DINNER with rice, vegetable and saiac• JUMBO Vi LB. SIRLOIN STEAK DINNER with fnes and salad• HOUSE SPECIAL "TROUT DINNER • Whole fish with fnes and salad 299299299299299299299299299299299 FREE12 oz Peps,FREE12 oz. PepsFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz PepsiFREE12 oz. PepsiFREE12 oz. Pepsi'COMPLETE LINE OF SANDWICHESAND SALAD BAR ARE ALSO A VAILABLE'SALAD BAR NOT AVAILABLE SAT. & SUN. ONLYOwiedibh weekend special -10% OFF ALL DINNERS EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAYNIGHT + FREE ICE CREAM + FREE 12 oz. PEPSIJUMBO DINNERS AT LOW, LOW PRICESMAKE K(owuj'& YOUR DINNER ALTERNATIVEWtcwiy'o9k Hufdi CwttMmM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24.1986—21COMPUTATION CENTER OPEN HOUSEOCTOBER 24, 3-5 P.M.1155 EAST 60TH STREET(DIRECTLY SOUTH OF ROCKEFELLER CHAPEL)- Machine room tours: see the Amdahl 5860,the DEC, the Pyramid, the 9700s, the Gandalf,and much, much more!- See fascinating exhibits:• Electronic printing and publishing• Electronic mail, including network maps• EPIC examples• Mainframe graphics• Historical exhibit of modems, computer cards, etc.• Communications display of cables, connections, etc.• Office Local Area Networks- See the inside of a Mac and an IBM PC!- Visit the Microcomputer Demonstration andDevelopment Laboratory and see a number ofmicros running different programs!- Plenty of refreshments!Bring your friends! dfzazfotte dJi&itzomczReal £itate do.493-0666AH! COZY FRAGRANCE OF A REAL FIREPLACE:Two Bedrooms, plus study in a zig-zag layout (not a railroad car).Brick garage included. Cornell near 55th. $74,500.ASK FOR FALL PROPERTY LISTCURRENTLY BEING RE-HABBED - A doll house nearcampus and hospital. Turn o’ the century exterior, new everything in¬side. Three Bedrooms, 1 Vi baths. Deep yard and garage. $128,500.DESPERATE FOR SALE or rent or rent with option to buy.Low, low price. Out of town owner need you for Two Bedroom &Two Bathroom at 55th & Blackstone. Only $39,500.NEAR WINDERMEREON CORNELLFour rooms. Pretty stripped woodwork,large kitchen. Garage. $48,500.“INNS OF COURT”Two Bedrooms near 55th & Blackstone.Will consider rent with option fee re¬quired. Asking $53,000.Kennedy, Ryan, Monigal & Assoc.5508 S. Lake Park Ave.667-6666EXCITING NEW LISTINGSCORNELL VILLAGE BEAUTY. 21st floor, breathtaking views, privatebalcony, modern, eat-in kitchen, three bedrooms, two baths. Amenities of thebuilding include assigned garage parking, swimming pool, saunas, exerciseareas, large hospitality room. 24 hour doorman. $105,000. Mrs. Ridlon.TWO ON CAMPUS. 56th and Kimbark sunny four room condo in good condi¬tion. Moderate assessments. Perfect starter home. $41,000. Blackstone and 58thstudio with new' kitchen, private balcony, quiet building. $26,500. Marie or KenWester (res 947-0557).UNIVERSITY PARK SUPER, SUPER BUYS! Corner two bedroom, twobath unit faces east and enjoys lovely morning sun and views of the gardens.Garage space included. $46,000. Eleanor Coe.Ninth floor one bedroom also with a garage space. Seller will pay three months'assessments at closing! $35,000. Jan Walters.PARKSHORE CORP. One bedroom apartment on the east side facing the lake.$430 a month pass for everything except electricity and telephone. 24 hourdoorman. $2,506 cash for equity. Jeanne Spurlock.?4 TH AND GREENWOOD. Victorian brick duplex. Ninerooms; four bedrooms plus a study. Knotty-pine paneled recroom, double parlour, lots of original wood, two car brickgarage. $125,000. Marie or Ken Wester (res. 947-0557).GRACIOUS LIVING SPACE. Forget about the hassle of city living when youenter this beautiful 15th floor lakefront coop. Two large bedrooms, two baths,formal dining room, eat-in kitchen — all in wonderful condition. And lots ofbeautiful closets. Amenities of the building include doorman, concierge, smallback yard and off-street parking. $63,0(H). Sarah Press.ONE W HOLE FLOOR OF A THREE FLAT. Across from Madison Park onDorchester. Seven large rooms, four bedrooms. The hardwood floors and wood¬work have been lovingly restored. The modern kitchen is fully equipped in¬cluding a laundry with full-sized appliances. The brand new bathrooms haveKohler fixtures - and one has a whirlpool. Behind the building is a large, seclud¬ed back yard and patio for the shared use of the owners. $135,000. Hilde Zurne(res. 684-0151).22- The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 24. 1986 Rice University MBAHigh Quality forHigh AchieversLearn how you can prepare for a career in management.Discover how the innovative curriculum of Rice Univer¬sity’s Jesse H. Jones Graduate School of Admini¬stration integrates the study of the private, public, andinternational sectors throughout the curricula to providea superior management education.Visit our representative on your campus:On: Monday, October 27, 1:00-3:00 P.M.At: Career and Placement ServicesOr-Mail the coupon below to receive an application andbrochure.Please PrintNameAddressCity State ZipCollege Degree DateReturn to: Rice UniversityJones Graduate School of AdministrationP.O. Box 1892, Houston. TX 77251(713)527-4918Rice University is an EO/AA InstitutionLibrariescontinue^fron^gag^n^^^timate by saying since itwould cost five to ten timesmore to do original catalog¬ing than waiting for the Li¬brary of Congress to do it, sothat the University seldomdoes all of its own catalog¬ing.Another readily visible part of the budget cuts havebeen the posts left vacant inthe Library. The result of the“attrition” policy, accordingto a Professor in the Hu¬manities has been that bib¬liographers have had to as¬sume “two hats,” sometimesin a second area where theymay have no expertise. TheProfessor continued that “itis not the fault of the bib¬ liographers, because theyare not being given enoughmoney to do their jobs.”As a result, Bevington ob¬served, “it is only my im¬pression that what hassometimes happened is thatthere is something in yourfield out, and you would ex¬pect to find it (in the Li¬brary,) but then it isn’tthere.” He continued, that it really isn’t the individualbibliographer’s fault, be¬cause they “are being toohard pressed to buy thebooks.” Despite the prob¬lems though, “there is no¬body who has recommendedtaking money out of buyingbooks and putting it intosalaries.”Even though there arelong-term problems, Bevi¬ ngton is unwilling to con¬demn the staff or the librarysystem. “Given what the li¬brary has been given, theFaculty Board (overseeingthe Library) is reluctantlycontent to go with the cutsbeing made.” He then added“the University ought to faceup to it though. These arehard, impossible choices tobe made.”Medicicontinued from page onedoor. Police arrived shortlythereafter and escorted theshaken employee home.One possible suspect wasquestioned by police later that night, but he was re¬leased. As of Tuesday eve¬ning police did not have anysuspects in custody and theinvestigation was still underway.Biochemistrycontinued from page one *really opens up a very largeresearch environment forstudents.”Yang noted that no hewcourses will be created;rather, students will be re¬quired to take what he called“more focused and morespecific courses to betterprepare them in bioch¬emistry and molecular biol¬ogy.”Yang remarks that he“created the major in re¬sponse to student demand.”He anticipates that 20 stu¬dents will enter the programUCHcontinued from page oneSince the UCH survey un¬covered high dissatisfactionamong patients, hospital of¬ficials have undertaken plansto show the community“what a warm and friendly per year.Westley commented in theChronicle October 16 thatstudents used to design con¬centrations on their own thatwere similar to the new ma¬jor. He added that this newprogram adds more struc¬ture to these plans.Yang said that graduatesof this program “can eithergo on to graduate programsin molecular biology orbiochemistry, and of coursemany will go on to medicalschool.”place the hospital is,” Bulgersaid.The result of a new patientsurvey which will be avail¬able in the next few weeksshould show the effects ofthose improvements, he said. BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathedson m mm /5 thatH€ 5L£6f5 IN A SPECIALHKtH-fxessm omenCHAMBER TO MAKS HIMfeei 'Hejuvemrep:'1K6W IT IN 'N6W5U/6EK T 4 lmh m great /iuoyep me getsweirper than mynightmares i knowhere both in bio. busTROUBLE.THAT'S IT/CATCH YOU OH 7H£FUP SIP€ 'that's everythingey/en m kitchensink / SO LON(7 'f mr ho tote,SO mfi-H6A9!N'fo vevcof?"CHICAGO AREA POLICYSEMINARsponsored by the Center for Urban Research and Policy Studiespresents"COMBATTING TEENAGEUNEMPLOYMENT INCHICAGO"Rev. Richard LueckeDirector of Religion and Urban AffairsCommunity Renewal SocietyRespondents: Howard Stanback, Deputy Director c*Strategic Planning, Mayor's Office ofEmployment and Training, City of ChicagoPatricia Morgan, Associate Director, ChicagoUnitedGary Orfield, Professor, Depts. of PoliticalScience and Education, The University ofChicagoTuesday, October 28 at 7 pmSchool of Social Service Administration, Room ElAdmission Free For information, call 962-3317 foee9ee CtfiaM tat Vimex At Mmy't TmuykL...and m'(£ buy you deaextl UMk65'M &7,ice cmmPURCHASE DINNER (worth 2.99 or more)AND WE’LL BUY YOU A (MoWty'ftICE CREAM WORTH 65“Good tuexyday 4:30 to 8:30 p.m.Ot't Ckwhnat aft yean teuy at Wttwuj'otUwik65’Wtowuj'd rwaX vWBIK9k Hufck CowkwkaM-F 7:00 am to 10:00 pmSAT & SUN 11:00 am to 8:30 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986—23DH destroys strategy in baseballBv Sam I). MillerStaff WriterDue to an immovable deadline Ionce again must discuss a subjectwhich, by the time this piece is read.v could be over. If the Mets continuehitting for a flimsy .189 batting aver¬age, the World Series will be over bymid-week. Considering the lowamount of excitement generated bythe first two games, how’ever, I willnot harm anyone by ignoring the de¬tails of games one and two. Instead Iwill dwell awhile on a peculiar aspectof this particular Series, the use of thedesignated hitter.Since 1971, when the D.H. rule be¬came law in the American League,pitchers have been banned from thebatter's box in every other fall classic.This has always irked NationalLeague fans and baseball purists, whoconsider the D.H. a blemish on thegame’s seasoned face. So this year achange was finally made: instead ofemploying the D.H. every other year,the owners decided to use it duringevery Series but only at games hostedby the American League entry. Car¬dinal Manager Whitey Herzog had theidea for this compromise.What he should have had was aproposal to abolish the D.H. alto¬gether. since there is no reason for itsexistence at all. The designated hitterhas greatly changed the strategy of agame which derives most of its appealfrom its changelessness. Not only that,but it has failed to do what it wasbrought into the game to do. and thatis to lure more fans to the park. In anage when baseball is virtually con¬trolled by the television networks, theowners can and will do anything tocreate revenue. They have even givenin to World Series games at night.This makes their continuing surrenderto the D.H. even more perplexing,since that rule has not made one centfor the American League.Following the 1970 season American League owners were panicky becausetheir attendance figures drasticallylagged behind those of the olderleague. That was when one owner.Charles 0. Finley of the Athletics,came up with the idea of pinch hittingfor the pinch hitter every time up. Thebelief was that run scoring would in¬crease, and in turn so would attend¬ance. Even disregarding the side-effects of such a maneuver, the otherAmerican League owners should haveknown the ploy would fail coming asit did from the intriguing perversebaseball mind of Finley. After all, thiswas the man who had given us greenand gold uniforms and the designatedrunner.Coming from this genius the D.Hhad to fail, and it did Since the in¬ception of the rule, the NationalLeague has outdrawn the Americanleague team for team. As CaseyStengel w'ould say, you can look it up.And not only does the D.H. not cre¬ate revenue, it destroys a large part ofbaseball strategy. In denouncing the“loathsome ploy,” as he called theD.H., Red Smith once said that in theA.L. the manager has only to fill in theline-up card and make sure everyoneboards the team plane. He was. ofcourse, exaggerating. Managers in theAmerican League also have to go overthe ground rules before the game.Strategy has little meaning forthem. It does in the National League,though, where the balance betweenhitting and pitching is still preservedThe pitcher still hits for himself,though not very w’ell. Wrhat he does dois bunt, and this can be just as excit¬ing a play as a homerun Say a runneris on first with one out and the pitcheris coming up. Obviously he is going tobunt him over to second, sacrificinghimself while putting the runner in aposition to score on a single. But it isnot that easy. The defense wants toprevent this, so here's what happensthe first baseman moves toward theplate as the ball does in order to field a bunt quickh He puts himself in aprecarious position though, for if thebatter swings away the first basemanmay need first aid. While he runsheadlong towards the batter, the sec¬ond baseman runs to cover the nowunoccupied first base to receive athrow. And the third baseman chargeshard to the plate like the first base-man in hopes of fielding the ballAll of this happens on every sac¬rifice bunt attempt With no pitcher inthe line-ups. though, it is not oftenseen in the American League. Theplay is not extinct, but only rare, sincewith an extra hitter in the line-upthere is little need to try for a one-runinning. Might as well swung for thefences every time.There is a situation that you willnever see in the A.L., one that illus¬trates the unique balance betweenhitting and pitching. It is the eighthinning of the game, the home team isat bat, and they trail by 1-0. Aftergiving a run in the first inning thepitcher has settled dow n and looks like he could go another eight innings. Buthe is due to lead off now, and his teamis desperate for a run. The managerhas to make a choice: does he keepthe pitcher in, possibly spoiling achance to get the tying run. or does hepinch hit for the "pitcher, increasingthe chance that his team will scorenow9 He must consider his bullpen,the strength of the opposing pitcher,and the strength of his own pitcher.And ultimately he must decide foreither more offense or reliable pitch¬ing. He cannot have both; he has tosacrifice one for the other. It is thissacrifice, with the accompanyingsuspense, that the American leaguelacks.With the pitcher on the bench moreruns are scored in the A.L. than in theN.L. Scoring runs is exciting But so isgood pitching and the sacrifices onehas to make to produce runs in theN.L. The designated hitter has ruinedthe managerial suspense of A.L.games and the fans have not beenfooled, so the “loathsome ploy” shouldbe abolished.MIDWEST CONFERENCE WOMEN STENNIS CHAMPIONSHIPSOct. 17-19. 1986—At Cedar Rapids. Iowa(Grinned Host)LawrenceKnoxCornellU-ChicagoLake ForestFinal Singles MatchesNo 1 Linda Tomtshak (LU) def. JoanFrick i Cornell, 4-fe. 6-1. 6-1No. 2. Dorie Israel (UC) def. CarolineGuip (LFC). 6-3, 6-1No 3 Lisa Beckei <LU) def. Chris John¬son i Cornell). 7-5, 6-2No 4 C’aran Frater (LU i def. Sue Knutsoni Knox). 6-4. 7-6No 5: Krin Ringel <LU> def Megan John¬son i Knox). 6-1 6-1No. 6. Lucy Borich Beloit) del. KathyHarris (LU), 6-3, 7-5 Final Doubles MatchesNo 1: Tomtshak-Patty Dooley (LU) def.Frick-Johnson (Cornell). 6-4. 5-7. 6-2No 2. BAecket-Ringel (LU def. JaneBohman-Israel (UC), 6-4. 6-2No 3: Frater-Harris (LU' def. CarvnCastro-Johnson (Knoxt. 6-1, 6-2MIDWEST CONFERENCE WOMEN’SSOCCER STANDINGS-OCT 21. 1986W L T GF GASt Norbert 6 2 0 37 15Lake Forest 6 3 0 21 11Beloit 5 3 1 14 22Ripon 4 6 0 39 34Lawrence 3 5 1 24 27U-Chicago 1 6 0 5 31Team Standings99 St. Norbert 2260 Coe 2054 Grinned 2045 Monmouth 935 Ripon 3UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOMICROCOMPUTER DISTRIBUTION CENTER1307 E.60TH STREET962-6086We offer excellent discounts to full-time students, faculty and staff ona variety of microcomputer hardware and software that can solveyour word processing, and computing needs -APPLEAT&THEWLETT-PACKARDIBMZENITH LOTUSMICROSOFTMINITABU.S. ROBOTICSWORDPERFECTFor more information and pricing callThe Microcomputer Distribution Center962-608624—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24. 1986ARE YOURDRINKINGBUDDIESTHINKINGBUDDIES?Good ;>mes mean geting ^ogetnewth good buddies and BudweiserThere s something about a couple o!beers «vth Inends that makes for greatcamaraderieBeer is meant to be enjoyed byadults socially It's also the beverageo‘ MODERATION Good judgmentshould be used whenever ’Ou drmkMake sure your dnnkir.g buddiesare thmkmg buddies and exercisegood judgment Especially if theydr ve1 When they need a good fr.endthink for them1 Den t let them getDehmd the wheel - the outcomecould be disastrous At Anheuser-Busch we are.concerned about you our valuedcustomer We support researcheducation and treatment programsaimed at combating alcoholism andalcohol abuseTo obtain your personal key ringguide to responsible beer drinking,send $t 50 which includes postageand handling toMODERATION KEY RINGW 1614 RiversideSpokane WA 99201 m. MinAe/iAet - /iwuA ■ AncHE USER BUSCH COMWNif , HOMETOWNDistributing Co inc4811 Su. Caliloniia/ ( liicugo, IL. GIKi VI ;i2/i;.iu-:)200^ • - ■ —I STUDENT DISCOUNT•SOFT & HARD LENSES•ASTIGMATIC LENSES•EXTENDED WEAR LENSES•TINTED GLASSES •1000 DESIGNER FRAMES•FILL PRESCRIPTIONS•DUPLICATE GLASSES•INVISIBLE BIFOCALS•INSURANCE PROVIDERDR. KURT ROSENBAUM AND ASSOCIATES-OPTOMETRISTS- IN PRACTICE FOR OVER 40 YEARSRaialim £ye Cate Cadet1200 E. 53rd ST.KIMBARK PLAZA752-1253 • 493-8372HOURS: M-F (closed Wed) 9:30-6:00 Sat. 9:00-3:00*EYE EXAM NOT INCLUDED • MUST SHOW STUDENT ID.F0REM0ST^//^J^1531 East Hyde Park Blvd. • 955-5660CHATEAU LE GAY1983 BORDEAUX1499■ TT 750 ML CHARLES KRUEWHITE ZINFANDELQ 39sj 750 MLLOUIS MARTINIZINFANDEL449^■T 750 Ml DOMAINE ST. GEORGECHARDONNAY469B 750 MLHYDE PARK’S LARGEST IMPORTED BEER DEPARTMENT!CARTA BLANCA |6-12 oz. N.R. BOTTLES -369 4 DOS EQUIS6-12 oz. N.R. BTLS.L 369ST. PAULI GIRL >6-12 oz. N.R. BOTTLES389 $ GUINNESS6-12 oz. N.R. BOTTLES3"| SALE DA TES: OCT. 28 TO OCT 29STORE HOURS: Mon.-Thurs. 9-11, Fri. & Sat. 9-12, Sunday 12 Noon-10- We Accept Visa & Mastercard -Must be 21 yrs. of age We reserve the right to limit quantitiesPositive I D. required and correct printing errors.Join the FOREMOST’ Wine & Imported Beer Society ...SAVE ON FINE WINES A IMPORTED BEERSNON-SALE ITCMS ONLY THE LITTLE STORE THAT COULD(ttoMy's At Tke Bccfesto’teWe offer....\/ Sandwiches v BeveragesIce Cream ^Pastries\/ and other Snacks(ftowufaAt The BiwfototeOPEN: 7:00AM--4:30PM Monday thru Friday9:00AM--4:00PM SaturdayClosed SundayLegated on the first floor of thelJ of C Bookstore.The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 24, 1986 25N.Cross-country fares well at Invitationalby Christina ShieldsContributing WriterPerfect conditions: blue skies, nowind, cornfields all around, and amanicured golf course underfoot. Thisis the way the women’s cross countryteam found the Southwestern Mich¬igan Invitational Saturday, October11.Sophomore Kathy Irschick was thestar of the day, running easily to apersonal record time 20:38 in the 5Krace. With excellent practice timesposted already, Irschick seems to beon the way to a fine season.Senior Rachel Vinkey is having atougher time of it. Having only re¬cently resumed training, and stillbattling injuries, she managed a 22.10In sports:By Jon HerskovitzStaff WriterMen’s soccer got off to a hot start byposting an early 6-1 record. CoachBarry DeSilva and his boys marked upvictories against conference foes Bel¬oit and Ripon, and the men scored a 4-0 victory against future U.A.A. oppo¬nents, Case Western in a game playedin Cleveland.But the winning ways were shortlived. Two heart breaking losses toLake Forest and St. Norbert and a tieagainst Lawrence gives Chicago a 2-2-1 record in conference play.Leading the soccer team in scoringare junior Andy Brown and seniorDave Ansani. Mark Andre Pappa hasdone a fine job in goal, posting a .87goals against average in Chicago’sfirst seven games.The soccer team plays an inter-cityrival tomorrow when they take thefield against the alma mater of MayorHarold Washington and battle Roose¬ time for the course. Vinkey hopes towork her way back into shape beforethe conference meet.Next across the line for the Maroonswas freshman Ellen Bales in 23:04.She and fellow freshmen Cynthia Kuo(23:58) and Dorothy Warner (24:47)seem to be adjusting well to CoachMike Karluck’s program of short, in¬tense workouts.Bringing it in for Chicago wassophomore Rima McCabe (26:11).McCabe spent the second half of thesummer working on form, and expectsthis work to pay off with great results.The competition at Michigan wasvery tough. Division I Notre Dametook the meet with 46 team points.Strong Division II Ferris State fol¬lowed closely with 54 points. U of Cvelt University. That’s the college thatadvertises on the radio. The 10:00game against Roosevelt marks thestart of the craziest party of the fall,Homecoming.Homecoming is more than paradesdown 57th Street in front of RegensteinLibrary, a huge campfire, andscreaming cheerleaders, it is a tradi¬tion. Part of that tradition will be thefootball game against Lake Forest.Ranking behind Illinois, Purdue, Wis¬consin, Northwestern, and Michigan,Lake Forest is our most battled foot¬ball opponent. The series against theForesters began in 1893 when Chicagoplayed them for their third game intheir first season of football.The football team will try to puttogether back to back victories whenthey take the field against Lake Foresttomorrow. The win last weekendmarked a turn around for the team.Before that win, Chicago had only tentotal rushing yards in their two pre¬vious games. But in the win, Tony Lee finished 7th of the 10 schools present.Last Saturday the team travelled toKenosha, WI for the Carthage CollegeInvitational. The hilly 5000 M courseprovided quite a challenge for theMaroons, accustomed to Chicago’sflat, fast surfaces.With the field largely comprised ofDivision 1 and II runners, the Maroonsfaced awesome competition. Irschickonce again led the Chicago team, cut¬ting her time from SouthwesternMichigan by 12 seconds. Bales also seta personal record w'ith a 23:00 finish.In her first race of the season,freshman Dana Buccigrossi finishedthird for Chicago with a time of 23:39.Vinkey was the fourth Maroon acrossthe line in 23:55. The hilly courseaggravated Vinkey’s still painful kneeemerged from the backfield to bringsome life to a comatose offense. Hecarried the ball 39 times for a careerhigh 168 yards. With the actual threatof a ground game, quarterback MattSchaefer had time to put the ball inthe air. He went 9 of 14 for the daywith a touchdown pass to DougJackman. Jackman had five recep¬tions.Look for the heavyweight squadwhen Chicago has the ball on third andshort. Linebacker Ted Repass and JimBonebrake have been lining up side byside in the power-I along with TonyLee. This combination has not failed topick up a first down.Women's soccer has been anythingbut a power. In their first season theyhave only notched one victory, butwhat a victory it was. Their only winhas come against conference leaderLake Forest. Every other team in theMCAW has handled the women’ssoccer team easily with the lone ex¬ception of the front running Foresters. injury.Rounding out the Chicago sevenwere Kuo, Warner and McCabe, withtimes of 24:24, 25:20, and 25:25, re¬spectively.Although the Maroons did not placehigh in the team standings at either ofthese two meets, Karluck is not at alldisappointed with their performance.He is more concerned with individualimprovement, as the team will con¬tinue to race against higher divisionteams until the MACW Championshipmeet, November 1.Both the men’s and women’s crosscountry teams will race in the TedHayden Invitational Saturday atWashington Park. The women’s racewill begin at 10:30, with the men’sfollowing at 11:00.The MCAW Women’s Volleyballplayoffs begins today at Lake ForestCollege. This is an open tournamentand every team has a chance at thetitle. Last year Chicago had a medi¬ocre record in conference, but went onto the championship game, which theylost against St. Norbert. The tourna¬ment ends on Saturday.And finally, in a Midwest Confer¬ence note, Ripon and St. Norbert havethe number one and two ranked pass¬ing offenses in Division III. Chicago iscreeping towards the top 20 in thenation in pass defense by allowing anaverage of only 103.8 yards per gamein the air.The Maroons play LakeForest in their annualHomecoming GameSaturday at 1:30.Soccer and VolleyballTHE COMPUTATION CENTER IS LOOKING FOR MORE GOOD PEOPLEThe following positions were open at theUniversity's Computation Center as ofOctober 17. Detailed descriptions of thepositions may be obtained from theUniversity's Department of Human Resources(Ingleside 202) or from the Center’sreceptionist on the third floor of theComputation Center, 1155 East 60th Street.Questions regarding the positions may beaddressed to the individual listed with eachposition.Senior Systems Programmer:Responsible for systems program development,installation, maintenance, performanceanalysis and tuning. The operating systems areMVS, TOPS-20, and UNDC. Candidatesshould have two to five years of experience inoperating systems maintenance.Michael E. Willey, 962-7617.Senior Programmer/Analyst;Responsible for installation and maintenanceof applications programs on the operatingsystems indicated above. Candidates shouldhave superior skills in high levelprogramming languages such as PL/1, C,Fortran, and assembler language.Donald H. Goldhamer, 962-7166. SLMOR ANALYST (TWO POSITIONS):Responsible for consulting with Universityfaculty and staff on microcomputing, local areanetworks, advanced academic andadministrative workstations, electronicprinting and publishing, media conversion,expert systems (AI), and office systems.Candidates should have excellent interpersonalskills, significant experience withmicrocomputers, and an ability to work wellwith others of conflicting views.George R. Bateman, 962-7174.PRQ.O& AMM E R /A N A L Y ST:Responsible for analysis and programmingsupport of the Center's billing and managementreporting systems. Candidates should havesuperior skills in PL/1. Experience withproduction and/or Model 204 a definite plus.Peter B. Hayward, 962-8671.Cluster Supervisor:Responsible for supervising approximatelytwenty part-time student employees at thepublic computer sites. Candidates shouldhave knowledge of the Center'shardware/software, excellent oral andwritten communication skills, and theability to handle unforeseen circumstanceswith tact and expediency.Ernest C. Froemel, 962-7452.The University is an affirmative action/equal opportunity employer.26—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986YOUR HYDE PARKEDWARDO’S-"NATURAL PIZZAFOR DELIVERY,PICKUP OR DINE IN,DIAL241-79601321 E. 57th St.“If You Want Great PizzaGo to Edwardo’s”The Frugal GourmetEdwardo’s - “rated at theBEST stuffed pizza inChicago’ ’Chicago Tribune “Edwardo’s Stuffed Pizza isthe most innovative in thecity”Chicago Magazine“Edwardo’s Light Pizzahave 310-365 calories perserving”International Institute of FoodsEXPRESSWHERSPECIAL DINNERPACKAGE SERV EDIN15 MINUTESOR IT'sFREESUN.-THURS. 4 PM-CLOSINGDINE IN ONLYMHE-M ONLY EXPRESSwmcHANY ITEM ONLUNCH MENUSERVED IN10 MINUTESOR IT'SFREEMON.-SUN 11 AM-2.30PMURBAN SEARCH SPECIALIST IN THE EXCEPTIONAL 337-2400OPEN HOUSES SATURDAY 2-4KIMBARK & 55TH TOWNHOUSEHighly upgraded five bedroom, 3 1/2 bathtownhouse in sought-after group boastsfinished lower-level rec/family room plusprivate patio! Recent climate control, 4skylights. $298,000. IN HYDE PARK/KENWOOD. OR THROUGHTHE GOLD COAST AND ALONG THE LAKEFRONT, URBAN SEARCH LISTS DRAMATICRESIDENCES SUCH AS THESE BECAUSESELLERS VALUE OUR EXCEPTIONALMARKETING EFFORTS,. FOR BUYERS, OUREXPERTISE AND PROFESSIONALISM CANMAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN UN¬FULFILLED DESIRE AND A DEAL! AND WEDON’T CONFINE OUR EXCEPTIONAL EF¬FORTS TO UPPER-BRACKET PROPERTIES,AS A BUYER OR SELLER OF A HOUSE ORCONDOMINIUM IN ANY OF CHICAGO’S LAKEFRONT COMMUNITIES, YOU SHOUD MAKETHE MOVE TO URBAN-SEARCH! 5415 S. DORCHESTERJust $42,000 buys a sharp one bedroomin a secure building near shopping andtransportation! Why pay rent!5329 S. DORCHESTERWINSTON COURT BUYWhat a buy for a move-in ready onebedroom! Large living room with lots ofwindows, separate dining room, tiledbath! Secure building. $46,500.THREE-FLAT OR MANSION?HOME OR INVESTMENT?SOME OF EACH! Kenwood and 56thturn-of-the-century greystone could keepthe five bedroom owner’s duplex pluslarge four and five bedroom incomeunits, or one or both of them could be ad¬ded to its elegance. Woodburningfireplaces, nice yard, 3-car garage.$340 000. NEW LISTING-KENWOOD &49TH VICTORIANOn a secluded tree-lined street with two ear¬ly Wright homes, this six bedroom beautyboasts a double living room, formal diningroom, great yard and two-car garage for$163,000! GREENWOOD AND 50THENGLISH TUDOR HOMESix + bedroom baronial residence in theKenwood landmark district has everything:Sunny, spacious, high-ceilinged rooms, vin¬tage woodwork, big grounds, and garage.$390,000.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October ?4 m$£—27•»vr/v>V('“You really have an identity crisis.”Interesting phrase, isn’t it? You don’t have to be a psychologist for itto conjure up images of nihilistic teenagers who follow outrageoustrends as they seek to establish who they are in a community.Or it may bring to mind middle aged persons who are in the limbobetween polyester and tweed. They can’t decide whether they shouldbuy organic wheat bread or loaves of Wonderbread, but they know thatthey should send money to save the pygmy arctic whale.In any case, “identity crisis” denotes someone who is going through aperiod of change. Priorities are temporarily disordered and old valuesseem outdated. A lot of money is spent in the attempt to follow the rightcrowd.But an identity crisis can also happen to an institution. Our Universityof Chicago is no exception. The most unfortunate example of this is thecurrent situation in the U of C library system.As we have pointed out in news articles in this issue, positions in theUniversity’s libraries are being left unfilled. As a direct result, studentsand faculty must wait longer for assistance. Books are still beingacquired at a steady rate, but they are not being catalogued quicklyenough to keep up with the influx of new material. Yet Reg Plaza, anincredibly costly redecoration project for the front steps of RegensteinLibrary is proceeding along.We feel that the University is forgetting its purpose in the academicworld. While we realize that institutions, like everything else, aresubject to change, our staff wishes to remind the U of C that it is amajor research and teaching center. As such it must support andimprove the library system so that it can continue to fulfill this purpose.Library personnel are invaluable to those who do research, and theUniversity must continue to provide jobs and training for them in the Uof C libraries.Dear Editors:I hasten to write you before my wifeand daughters see your misquotation(“Annual Humanities Event,”Maroon, October 14, 1986): “This is astory...about the weakness ofwomen.” What I said, more or less,was: “The poet (Anna Akhmatova)takes the biblical story of Lot’s wife,commonly read as a parable ofwomen’s weakness, and turns it intoan assertion of women's strength.”Sincerely.Milton EhreDear Editor:Recently John Hey. editor of theMidway Review, wrote a letter deny¬ing that the Review had anything to dowith the distribution of a poster thattried to link divestment activists withviolent revolution. I was surprised tosee that the Review had nothing to dowith the libelous poster since I recallthat the Review did a full scale rep¬roduction of the poster on the frontpage of their newspaper last spring. Inspite of all the denials, it seemed as ifthe Review was trying to give theunknown writer of the poster a secondchance, distributing the poster by anew means.If the recent crop of insulting post¬ers is any indication, the poster culp¬rits seem to reside in an organizationironically called Common Sense. Common Sense sponsored a talk byrepresentatives of the NicaraguanContras (an organization also knownas the “guerilla army in drag”). Theirmisleading posters announcing theevent state that Cause, a more honeststudent organization, were the spon¬sors. Close inspection of the posterwith a magnifying glass reveals thatCommon Sense were the actual or¬ganizers of the event. PerhapsCommon Sense thought that if they puttheir own name on the poster no onewould come, or perhaps even CommonSense didn’t want to be associated inpublic with such a barbaric organiza¬tion like the contras? Another, moreofficial poster went out of its way tolink Cause, Professor John Coats-worth. and “Communists.” Evidently,any individual who holds opinions thatare not approved of by Common Senseis likely to oe painted with a redbrush.Michael DuceyDear Editor of the Maroon.I found it very offensive that thewoman artist pictured on page 7 of theOctober 14 issue of the Maroon waslabeled as a “girl” in the captionunderneath. Please avoid such sexistlanguage in the future.Sincerely,Julie Andersongraduate studentThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Back issues are available, by mail only, at $1.50 for each issue Send full paymentwith the request.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty,staff, and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work forthe Maroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59thStreet, Chicago, Illinois 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Larry KavanaghEditor-in-ChiefSteven K. AmsterdamAnjali K. FedsonGrey City Journal EditorsMolly McClainManaging EditorKrishna RamanujanChicago Literary Review Editor Elizabeth BrooksSenior News EditorSteve LauNews Analysis EditorMona El NaggarNews EditorGreg MantellNews Editor Howard UllmanNews EditorKaren E. AndersonViewpoints EditorMadelyn DetloffSports EditorMike SchoopSilent Voices Editor Alex ConroyFeatures EditorLouisa WilliamsCopy EditorLarry SteinBusiness ManagerSue SkufcaAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editor: Matthew Nickerson, Melissa Weisshaus.Maroon Staff Members: Arzou Ahsan, Stephanie Bacon, Steve Best, Diana Bigelow,Robert Block, Brett Bobley, Michele Bonnarens, Michael Breen, Sarah Brem, JeffBrill, Theresa Brown, Laurel Buerk, Gabriela Burghelea, Carole Byrd, RhodessaCapulong, Andy Coleman, John Conlon, Susan Conova, Sue Chorvat, ElizabethdeGrazia, Larry DiPaolo, Rebecca E. Dono, T.D. Edwards, Robin Einhorn, MichaelFell, Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Flevares, Andy Forsaith, Jennifer Fortner, Beth Green,Tom Guagliardo, Kate Hill, Craig Joseph, Justine Kalas, Ann Keen, Stefan Kertesz,Sanjay Khare, Bruce King, Mike Kotze, Lauren Kriz, Janine Lanza, MarciaLehmberg, Meg Liebezeit, Barbie McCluskey, Nadine McGann, Miles Mendenhall,Steve Meralevitz, Sam D. Miller, Patrick Moxey, Karin Nelson, Brian Nichiporuk,Paul Okel, Jordan Orlando, Jean Osnos, Chelcea Park, Jacob Park, Larry Peskin,Jon Quinlan, Laura Rebeck, Anna Rentmeesters, Paul Reubens, Rich Rinaolo, GaryRoberts, Paul Rohr, Erika Rubel, Terry Rudd, Mary Sajna, Sahotra Sarkar, JoeSchmitt, Nelson Schwartz, Rick Senger, Neal Silbert, Michael Sohn, Rick Snyder,Sonja Spear, Dave Stogel, Johanna Stoyva, Kathy Szdygis, Bob Travis, StephenTsung, Martha Vertreace, Christina Vougarelis, Ann Whitney, Rick Wojcik, Christ¬ine Wright.Contributors: Sean Bell, Will Bernard, Christina Bernardi, Tammy Cummings,Dylan Foley, Erika Kachama-Nkay, Todd Packes, Sebastian Proels28—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986 of^THATS JUSfE»EL ! MOW THeMlCV Trt£ BOMBFalse SDI moralityBy Brian GreenbergContributorReagan’s description of the Reyk¬javik summit illustrates that, for him,arms control involving any restric¬tions on Star Wars will not be possiblefor ‘moral’ reasons. With a familiardeftness, the president has used thesereasons to completely redefine thecriteria that inform public perceptionand assessment of the planned sys¬tem. The staggering costs and in¬tractable technical limitations inher¬ent in the system have been difficultproblems to dodge. The new approachvaults these issues entirely by shiftingto the more promising setting of amoral fable.The new text of the fable goessomething like this: Promisesshouldn’t be broken. As the presidentreports telling Mr. Gorbachev, he has“promised” the American people thathe will never “trade away” the SDI,that in America, when you give yourword, you give your word, and thatstands up no matter what the time orplace.” (New York Times, 10/18/86p.5)The revelation of this promise wasintended as a message for the Ameri¬can people as well as for the Soviets—American ethics include a belief in thebinding responsibility of ‘promises,’ sono one would want our president to“go back on his word.” The ethics ofpromises gives us the promise of StarWars. For the president, this is amorally consistent position. Recentpublic opinion polls indicate that themessage is working: public supportfor Star Wars has risen dramaticallyin the period since Reykjavik.Naturally, in this newly inventedmorality real circumstances don’tmatter. Does anyone remember ask¬ing for such a ‘promise?’ Does anyoneremember the last time a promisefrom a politician meant anything? Issuch a promise ‘moral’ if its practicalconsequences preclude any possibilityof curbing the arms race? On whatbasis does a ‘morality’ exist with noapparent central commitment to truthvalues?Not to be left out of the moral make¬ over of Star Wars, the chorus on theright has attempted to ‘flesh out’ thismorality in a most peculiar way. TakeGeorge Will's interview on networktelevision. He was asked to explainhow a treaty that would eventuallyfree the world of strategic nuclearweapons was a repugnant goal, if itmeant any restrictions, on Star Wars.George’s reasoning went like this:“The SDI is the president’s baby. Hehas said that he won't smother it inthe cradle. This treaty would havesmothered it. (end of answer)” StarWars as a ‘baby.’ Restraining StarWars is like smothering babies, andthe president has promised not tosmother his baby. It logically follows,somehow, in this invented morality.So sound is the new' basis of StarWars in the president’s mind that thesystem has taken on a life and logicremote from the constraints of itsmilitary ineffectiveness and inabilityto protect civilians. Reagan now in¬sists that it be deployed even after thetreaty elimination, guaranteed by onsite inspection, of all of the Sovietmissiles that the war planners imag¬ine it could destroy.Such morality could exist and seemcredible only in the hybrid zone ofcinematic politics inhabited by thepresident and sustained by his imagemakers. It isn’t the sort of moralityfamiliar to most of us cowering in theshadows of the superpower nucleararsenals. All that is familiar in it isthe conjuring of excuses for not re¬ducing international tensions, armsbudgets, and jingoistic rhetoric.While the contrived logic of ‘pro¬mises’ is merely the prerogative ofpolitical power, the re-structured andaccelerating arms race promised byStar Wars is a frightening reality. Ifthrough this ‘morality’ and its pre¬dictable consequences anyone shouldfeel more threatened, they’ll just haveto find another way to think about it.One possibility is in the idiom of thegrade B celluloids from which thepresident draws inspiration. With StarWars Morality the arms race isn’t ashe might say, a threat, pardner, it’s a‘promise.’The Editorial staff of the Maroonwould like to clarify a few matters ofpolicy. First of all, letters to the Edi¬tor must include the writer’s full nameand telephone number. We will notpublish telephone numbers, but it may be necessary in some cases to contactthe author of the letter. Also, pleaserefrain from racial slurs or other un¬warranted attacks. We reserve theright to withhold letters in poor taste.OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PANIS NOW AVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKcocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-Up"Chicago's best pizza!" - Chicago Magazine, March 1977"The ultimate in pizza!" - New York Times, January 19805311S. Blackstone Ave.947-0200Open 11 a.m.-midnight Monday-Thursday11 a.m.-1 a.m. Friday and SaturdayNoon-Midnight Sunday(Kitchen closes half hour earlier) Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer generous floor space com¬bined with old-fashioned high ceilings. Park and lakefront providea natural setting for affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances-Wall-to-wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or —Laundry facilities onoutdoor parking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One-, Two- and Three-Bedroom ApartmentsOne-bedroom from $570 • Two-bedroom from $795Rent includes heat, cooking gas and master TV antennaCfOmdemere^ioMse1642 East 56th StreetIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryEqual Housing Opportunity Managed by Metroplev ln<8:00-8:30 Bonfire - Bartlett Gym Field•cheerleaders•caramel apples•spirit8:50 Fireworks Displaycorner of 56th and Ellis12:00 Ida Rovale*•full scale gambling casino•cabaret with free refreshments•live music and entertainment•redeem script money forprizes at auction•profits to benefit localRonald McDonald house• •8300 entrance fee for 300Hanna dollars8amecomingWeekend®cto6er 2E25 h 8:30Q 9:00MMmfa• Sponsored by CSA •^rrrrrfiiiujj j. jjjjiniiin i d 12:30-1:30 Pre-game Tailgate Party•free refreshments*get psyched before the gameAS 1:00-?&H<3EL Homecoming Football Gamevs. Lake Forest *Stagg Field9:00-1:00 MAB Dance•8280 with UCIDrjmffrrrr The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24,1986—29^Macintosh ProductsHardwareMacintosh Plus $1375Macintosh Enhanced 512K $1030Mac 800K External Drive $ 295Apple Hard Disk 20SC (New 20 MB SCSI Drive) $ 925... requires SCSI cable and terminator $ 63ImageWriter II Printer $ 445LaserWriter Printer $3565LaserWriter Plus $4195Desktop Publishing Bundle $5190(Mac + ,Ext’l Drive, & LaserWriter)U.S. Robotics 1200 baud modem + cable $ 210U.S. Robotics 2400 baud modem + cable $ 375SoftwareMacWrite $ 60 MS Word $ 60MacTerminal $85 MS File $110MacPaint $ 60 MS Chart $ 72Excel $218 MS Basic $ 85ServiceAppleCare service contracts are available for allproducts ... service center on campus ... competitiverates and quality service!!!A complete list of product and prices areavailable at Usite (Wieboldt 310),the Computation Center (3rd floor, 1155 E. 60th St.),and the MDC. The MDC can only sell to Universitydepartments and its full time faculty, staff, and students.Microcomputer Distribution Center1307 East 60th St. (Rear Entrance)Phone: 962-6086 & Hours: 10:00 to 4:0030—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24, 1986CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon 17$3 for the first line and $2 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are 20character lines at $4 per line. Ads are notaccepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chic¬ago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our office isin Ida Noyes Rm. 305. Deadlines: Tuesday &Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior to publication. Absolutely no exceptions will be made!In case of errors for which the Maroon isresponsible, adjustments will be made or corrections run only if the business office is noti¬fied WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK of theoriginal publication The Maroon is not liablefor any errors.SPACEapartments availableStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundry, facili¬ties, parking available, heat & water included.5% discounts for students. Herbert Realty 6842333 9 4:30 Mon. Fri. 9-2 on Sat.5 Room 2 Bedroom Vicinity CO OP ShoppingCenter Newly Painted $520.00 ASAP ADULTSNO PETS 764 5290 or 525 3373.For Rent 3 room basement apt furnished 56th EMaryland 684 4163Sublet 1 bdrm turn vie. 51 St & Cornell Nov-Feb.lake vw U bus $450 mo. + sec, 324 0876, 288 2014eves, wknds.52nd Blkstone turn rm in twnhse IV2 bath airyard cptg all util incl $260.00 mo full kitchenfacil for info call 747 1062.Lovely two bedroom in a secure, fiscally wellrun building at 55th and Ingleside. The floorsare sanded hardwood, and there is a formaldiningroom, too! There is super storage spacethroughout the modern kitchen and the entireapartment. One can easily walk to the U of CHospitals and to campus Very reasonablypriced at $55,000 URBAN SEARCH 337 2400.3 bdrm house in Brussels avail Dec. 14-Jan. 2 inexchange for dog sitting. Call 947 9660.1 Bdrm apt avail. Dec. 1 in great building.Sublet through 4/87 with option to renew. 5550Dorchester, 8th floor, $378. 643 7981.FOR RENT — One bedroom Apt. 54th & Cornell. Sanded Floors, Huge Closets, on "c: BusRoute. Available Now. Call Evenings — 7521846UNIV PARK FOR RENTStudio top floor north vu w/drapes, carpet heat& water can furnish $425 Tom 962 1210, 963-1398avail immed.Large sunny 2 bedrm near Kimbark Plaza andMrGs S475 heat incl. 684 5030.4 bedroom, 2 bath basement apartment $625 6845030Rm w/pvt bath; huge apt. w/3 stdnts, greatloc , wash dryer. Rent 240 inc. utils, 684 0662Two-room fully furn. apt. in Kenwood for singleoccupant. Spacious, bright, clean. NOKITCHEN but does have frig and microwaveA.C., heat and electricity included in rent. $325/mo. Leave name, phone at 285 5392 before 10P.M.Spacious Hyde Park 2 Bedroom condo for saleBy Owner. Secure parking lot, washer/dryer,approx. 1,300 sq. ft. Phone 493 7554.PEOPLE WANTEDHELP WANTED: Students for the La RabidaChildren's Hospital Phonathon the evening ofNovember 10th $4.25 p/h call Phyllis Monjarat 363 6700 for more information.Participants needed for paid experiments onmemory and reasoning conducted by membersof the Dept of Behavioral Sciences Call 962 8861to arrange an appointment.PIANIST/RE PETITE UR To work with operasinger. 2 3 hrs/week. Call 752 4559.Looking for undergraduate, graduate or profs todo comparative analysis of atomic modelstheoretical model of science & scriptural modelCall Wallace Rose, 921-7478Experienced & affectionate babysitter wantedfor occasional daytime hours on campus foryear old boy & girl age 4 Please call 955 3119after 5.Studios, 1,2 & 3 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-2333Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday9:00 A..M.-2 P.M.Saturday Art related business seeks administrative assistant Near N. loop. Typing required. 10 4pmM F 6.50 per hr. Call 944 5401Travel Field Opportunity. Gain valuable marketing experience while earning money. Campus representative needed immediately forspring break trip to Florida Call Campus Marketing collect at (312) 858 4888Resp stud needed for evening babysitting. Our18 mo. old daughter will be asleep. Please call536-3457 on M, W or F evening Mrs Lani.Social Development Coordinator to develop &supervise cultural, recreational, educationalprograms for youth 10-16 yrs. Human Serv., Edor Recreation degree and exp. required. Sendresume w/salary history to D. Byrd, Blue Gar¬goyle Youth Center, 5655 S University, Chgo IL60637Did your child read before starting school?Interviews sought w/moms who taught theirchild to read at home before age 6. 684 3334.Occasional babysitter for our 1-yr-old Prefer U.of C. student. 955 2148.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone 9554417.ALL TYPING Thesis, letters, Resumes, Tables,French, Spanish, deutsch. Call Elaine 667 8657.Hyde Park movers serving the Hyde ParkKenwood surrounding Chgo area with prideHousehold moving free packing cts del n/c from12/hr many other services. 493-9122PASSPORT PHOTOS AND ID PHOTOSWhile you wait!MODEL CAMERA & VIDEO 493 67001342 EAST 55TH STREETTrio con Brio: music for weddings and alloccasions. Call 643 5007 for more info.HOME MOVIES TO VIDEOWe do it right and to prove it, we will transfer50 feet super 8 or regular 8 for free! (Tape notincluded)MODEL CAMERA & VIDEO 493-67001342 EAST 55TH STREETEDITING, WORD PROCESSING, TYPINGJames Bone, 363 0522 Hourly fee.POST ABORTION COUNSELING.Time limited psychotherapy (12 sessions) provided by registered clinical psychologist conducting study for more information call 334-8460.FOR SALE1M & IF 10-spd bikes VG cond $125 ea/negot.962 7123/643-2706.57th STREET BOOKCASE: Solid pine bookcases, various sizes, like those at 57th St. Books,can be ordered by calling 363-3038.1975 BMW 2002, low miles, $1700 288 1682 after 6pm.For Sale by Owner: Beautiful 3 bdrm Condo 112baths, stripped wood, central A/C, nice rehbdbldg., quiet street, 59th & Harper $89,500 Call955-6144 before 10 pm.SPEAKERS Pair of INFINITY 4000 speakers.A 3-way system with 12 inch woofers. $200 752-4757, most evenings.Buick '75 (V6), 51 Kmi, runs smoothly, somerust S1300 or best Martin 962-1634TURKISH CARPETS & KELIMS. Large selection, low prices 955-1225 eves./wknds.PERSONALSOCTOBER 20TH-26TH IS NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK;IF YOU DRINK...THINK!"CELEBRATE HOMECOMING WEEKEND INA WAY YOU'LL REMEMBER THISYEAR-ENJOY THE GAME, THE PARTIES,THE DANCING, AND IF YOU CHOOSE TODRINK, PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY."OCTOBER 20TH 26TH IS NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK;SUBJECTS NEEDEDHow do your biorhythms match your partner's?Couples needed for a study of biorhythms at theU. of C. If you and your partner have beenliving together for at least 1 year, have nochildren, are over 20 years old, and would liketo volunteer for a month long study, call 7533872 and leave your name and number.STUDIOS Tfrom $343HYDE PARK WEST•On-sight security•Resident manager & engineer• Heat & electricity included•Commissary & cleaners•Laundry room•Carpeting & draperies•Convenient to transportation^MISTERWEST 285-3500, TANGO!IT TAKES YOU TOTANGO!!!University Theater production of Tango bySlawomir Mrozek will take place Thu. Oct. 23and Fri, Oct. 24 at 8:00pm and Sat. Oct. 25 at2:00pm and 8.00pm at the First Floor Theaterat Reynolds Club. Tickets at the door $5.00,UCID $4.00.FOLK DANCE CONCERTCome to a folk dance 8. music concert Sat Oct25, 8pm, in Mandel Hall. Presented by UC FolkDancers, this concert features Guo Beiman, theFlatleys, the Ethnic Dance Co., the CambodianFolk Theater and others. Don't miss it! $7/students $5.ALPHA DELTA PHICOMMUNITY EVENTSBLOCKBUSTER WEEK!!OCTOBER 20-24Monday Blood Drive 11-4. Please help donate!All week-2nd Annual TV Sit a-thon. 100 hrscontinuous. Pledge money help needy. Fri niteParty at AlphaDel. Bring can of food all pro¬ceeds go to local charity organization Come to5747 S Univ and give a helping hand.NERVOUS ANXIOUS?If so, you may qualify to receive treatment foryour anxiety at the University of Chicago Medical Center. Treatment will be free of charge inreturn for participating in a 3 week study toevaluate drug preference, involves only com¬monly prescribed drugs. If you are between 21& 55 yrs. old and in good health, call Karen at962 3560 8:30 to 11:30 a m. Refer to study A.ORGAN FOR LUNCHOrgan recitals by Thomas Wikman every Tues12:30. No charge Graham Taylor Hall, ChicagoTheological Seminary (above co op bookstore)5757 South University.APPLE PRODUCTSFROM MDCMacPIus $1375; Enhanced 512K Mac $1030;800K External Drive $295; Imagewriter IIPrinter $445. Contact MDC for further information at 962 6086.GREEK STUDENTS!Don't Panic! Don't Drop! Ask me the questionsyou don't ask in class! Moods tenses, voices,cases. Reasonable rates; Bill Geraci-experienced Ancient Greek tutor: 924-6153.MACINTOSH UPGRADES128K-5T2K $195, 512K-2M. S595. 120 day warrt'ySony SS disks ..S125 Sony DS disks S2 25CYBERSYSTEMS, Inc. 667 4000MDC PRICE LISTSAvailable at Usite Wieboldt 310, ComputationCenter 1155 E 60 Street and MDC 1307 E 60 St.BEGINNING SIDDURREADING CLASSOffered to interested persons. Held at HillelHouse. Monday evenings 7:15 to 8:30. Taught byDori Oshlag. Questions call 752-1127. Partici¬pants must be members/contributors.ENTERTAINMENTWANTEDfor Chocolate Soup Cafe, a cafe offering livemusic, pastries and hot drinks every Saturdaynight beginning fourth week. Please call 7521127 for auditions, and ask for Michelle.DELICIOUS-!-! NUTRITIOUS-!-!-!-EXPEDITIOUSThe Medici on 57th Delivers every menu itemfast and fresh! Try our new spinach pizza, itssecond to none. 667 7394.EDWARDO'SHOT STUFFEDDelivered right to your door! Edwardo's Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza Open late everynight Call 241 7960 1321 E 57th St.^ DR. MORTON R. NUSIOV ^OfTOMFTttST•EYE EXAMINATIONS•FASHION EYEWEARton* year warranty on eyeglassframes and glass lenses)SPECIALIZING IN• ALL TYPES OFCONTACT LENSES• CONTACT SUPPLIESTHI H YD* PARKSHOPPING CKNTKR15101. 55th363-6100Vw*xjn Oftomttnc •■nr—nrV '"P- J AUG U ST AN A CON C E RTSAugustana Concert Series presents: CynthiaStone, flute; Jonathan Elliot, piano; performingworks by de Boismortier, Roussel and Satie.Friday, Oct. 24, 5:00pm. Augustana LutheranChurch/Lutheran Campus Center 55th & Woodlawn. All concerts are free of chargeIBM PRODUCTSFROM MDCPC Bundle Special includes 256K, 2 Drives,Monochrome Monitor, Monochrome Displayand Printer Adaptor $1080, Proprinter $410.Contact MDC at 962-6086 for more pricing information.BLUES???CHECKERBOARDThe New Checkerboard Lounge, 423 E. 43rd St,is proud to present:Fri/Sat JOHNNY CHRISTIANSun 4:30-8:00 Happy Hour w/P ETE ALLEN8 00-2:00 HURRICANEMon BLUE MON BLUES JAM w/PHIL GUYWed Student Night w/B.B "VOICE" ODOM. 1/2 price cover w/UCIDThur PHIL GUYFri 10/31 Halloween Party w/ JUNIOR WELLS.SIO'DOOR; $8 advance Adv Tkts at ReynoldsClub Box office or The Checkerboard FreeFood & Champagne. Prizes for best costume.Call 624 3240.MODEMS FROM MDCU S. Robotics 1200 Boyd Modem • $195U.S. Robotics 2400 Boyd Modem S360Cable S15Contact the MDC at 962 6086 for further information.MICROSOFT FORIBM AT MDCWord $85; BASIC - $217; Mouse $115; Win¬dows $55; Chart $165; Project - S217. ContactMDC for further information at 962-6082.MICROSOFT FORMAC FROM MDCWord $60; Works $165; Excel $219. ContactMDC for further information at 962-6086AV SERVICESQuick convenient and inexpensive Passportphotos while you wait. Same day ektachromedevelopment. Many other services as well Formore intormation call 962-6263 or stop by S 30 inthe basement of BillingsZENITH PRODUCTSAT MDCZenith Portable $1080 ; 384K Additional Mem¬ory Plus Battery Pack $100 Contact MDC forfurther information at 962-6086COMPUTATION CENTEROPEN HOUSESee a working office LAN Find out what thatmeans. Tour the machine room. Watch mi¬crocomputers in action Preview the on-linelibrary catalog See antique and future tech¬nologies EatCome to the Computation Center Open House at1155 East 60th Street on Friday, October 24, 1986between 3 00 and 5:00 p.m. Refreshments willbe servedCALL (312) 855-1088MembershipSecretaryDO YOU HAVE the background and theinterpersonal skills for heavy public contact'!’Do >ou have the experience fo assume respon¬sibility for membership registration, recordkeeping, data entry, and various secretarialduties'11 Know ledge of Hyde Park KenwoodJewish community preferred)IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE JOB JUSTFOR YOU, send resume and references,complete with phone numbers, to Hyde ParkJCC. 1100 E Hyde Park Blvd . Chicago60615 (NO phone calls, please)e.o.e.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24,1986—31tyicutcL GfeettwyPIT STOP 500 GRAND OPENINGSALE!!!15 DAYS ONLYTHURSDAY OCT. 23 THRU SATURDAY NOV. 8Oil, Filter & Lube$1495 NO COUPONSNECESSARYTHAT'S A 5 DOLLAR SAVINGS (ON EVERY CAR)pfH^ZOILTirolfliiCHANOIlubeoil filter $1495 ALSO INCLUDES OURCOURTESY FLUID CHECK OF THE FOLLOWING:Window Washer Solvent (filled free)SI Transmission Fluidfif Brake Fluidm Power Steering FluidDifferential FluidCheck Air Filtera^Check Tire PressureGRAND OPENINGPIT STOP 5007000 STONY ISLAND667-72228-6 Mon.-Fri 8-5 Sat- ONLY A 5-MINUTE DRIVE„ FROM CAMPUS -32~_The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 24,1986