INSIDE:Maroon awardspage five Fellowships, grants,and other awardspage threepage sevenpage 16 Dean O'ConnellExit Interviewpage nineThe Cl hicaeo MaroonVolume 97, No. 52 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, May 20,1986Ida Noyes renovation on target for OctoberBy Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorA new cinema, a revitalizedpool and modernized lockerrooms and showers may be in¬stalled in Ida Noyes by this fallif the renovation proceeds ac¬cording to schedule.The chance that these andother improvements in the se¬venty year old structure will becompleted by late October of thisyear are very good, according toIrene Conley, director of StudentActivities, who is directing muchof the renovation process.Conley said last week that in herlatest meeting with the archi¬tects “clear sailing” was pre¬dicted.However, she amended thisoptimistic statement somewhatby noting that Ida Noyes is anolder building. “Whenever youwork on an old building, youcan't say exactly what will hap¬pen. There are all sorts of un¬predictable things.”A look at renovation goalsIf the improvements are madeby October, it will mark com¬pletion of Phase II in the threephase project which is intendedto update Ida Noyes and to makeit a center of student life byproviding more of the activitiesthat students are interested in.Conley says that the real chal¬lenge in the renovation processis to preserve the antique styleof the building, which was con¬structed in 1916 as a center forwomen's recreation, while mak¬ing it a more attractive place forpeople at the University to spend time. “I want elegant, and Iwant useable,” Conley statedstrongly.Conley said that she is notgearing the additions and im¬provements in the building toany one sector of the Universitycommunity, although she ad¬mitted that many of the newfeatures in Ida Noyes will ben¬efit mainly the under-21 crowdwho cannot readily escape fromHyde Park to the Chicago nightlife scene. “The renovation isaimed at the entire community,”she remarked, “Any attempt todo otherwise would be dis¬enfranchising and foolhardy. Ithink that a wide variety of peo¬ple will come to films and lec¬tures in the new cinema. Studentgroups will continue to meethere and they will have morespace. These groups appeal toboth graduate and undergradinterests.”Conley said that presently thepool and locker room in thebasement of Ida Noyes are beingcompletely redone. The pool iscurrently drained and a chem¬ical feeding system is being in¬stalled so that the pool can becleaned more efficently. “Be¬fore, people would get green hairfrom going into the pool. Nowit’s going to be really good,”Conley said.Conley called changes thathave been made up to the pre¬sent time in the pool and lockerrooms “band-aid” solutions. Shesaid that the only way to giveIda Noyes a decent pool was toshut down the facility for a whileso that ma jor repairs could takecontinued on page sixteen A lot of hard work is going into the Ida Noyes Renovation BY CHRISTINE DYRUDHouse petitions to remove HeadsBy Matt NickersonStaff WriterThirty-three of fifty-fivemembers of a House in theShoreland have signed a petitionwhich demands the removal ofthe couple who currently aretheir Resident Heads.A large number of housemembers met with one of theresident heads, Harry Jarcho,assistant dean of student hous-Kolakowski examines idolatryBy Janine LanzaStaff WriterLeszek Kolakowski, professorof philosophy and member of theCommittee on Social Thought,delivered the fifteenth JeffersonLecture in Mandel Hall on Fri¬day May 16.President Hanna Gray in¬troduced Kolakowski’s lecture.She described Kolakowski as a“man of extra-ordinarybraeadth”, citing him as the au¬thor of 30 books including schol¬arly works, essays, plays andworks of fiction. “It is par¬ticularly fitting that he be theJefferson Lecturer. . . since herepresents something that is sosimple and so important in thehistory of American culture andin the history of academic in¬stitutions,” she stated.Kolakowski introduced hislecture by describing his ig¬norance of baseball, observingthat “if you know nothing aboutbaseball, you know nothingabout this country.” He ex¬tended this metaphor by notingthat the same relationship existsbetween a knowledge of politicsand a knowledge of this country.To Kolakowski, knowledge ofpolitics is contained in what hedescribed as “probably the mostfamous sentence in the Westernhemisphere: ‘We hold thesetruths to be self-evident, that allmen are created equal, that theyare endowed by their Creatorwith certain inalienable Rights,that among these are Life, Lib¬erty and the pursuit of Hap¬piness.’ ” But Kolakowski observed that“the truths thus quoted are notself-evident at all.” He attri¬buted this to the relativism ofvalues. “There are few thinkerswho still hold the belief that thecriteria of good and evil. . . aresomehow embedded in the orderof things” he noted. Kolakowskicited as an example of rel¬ativism, the fact that “Ameri¬cans do not think it is right to betortured and packed in concen¬tration camps but yet these Ir¬anians and Armenians do notmind or enjoy it.” But this at¬titude does not mesh with theidea that all men are createdequal according to Kolakowski.He noted that “people seem to beabandoning absolute values” infavor of “generous acceptanceof cultural diversity.”The lecture continued in amore political vein with a dis¬cussion of current issues. Kol¬akowski stated that “people maybe moralists in problems con¬cerning South Africa. . . but theybecome courteous relativistswhen dealing with communistsystems.” He saw this as a dan¬gerous dichotomy between twoequally repressive situations,one of which is treated with out¬rage and the other with com¬placency. Kolakowski feels it isimportant to oppose Soviet ex¬pansionism policy firmly.“And this is precisely whatidolatry of politics means: tofabricate gods for an ad hoc usein a political power game. . . thismeans we convert our politicalcommitments into moral prin¬ ciples.” Kolakowski linked thistrend in politics to the “erosionof personal responsibility incontemporary civilization”, cit¬ing as a cause “the uncertainand conceptually fragile statusof human personality”, a condi¬tion which makes it easy todismiss human rights and per¬sonal freedom and dignity.Kolakowski closed his lectureon a hopeful but stern note. Hepronounced, concerning moderncivilization, “I believe we can becured but not painlessly.”John Agresto, acting chairmanfor the National Endowment forthe Humanities, gave the closingremarks. He continued by ad¬dressing the theme of politicalresponsibility and the upholdingof an ideal. He stated in closing,“We owe the world, above all,the example, purity, and con¬viction of our ideals.”The Jefferson Lecture in theHumanities is the highest awardthe federal government presentsfor outstanding achievement inthe humanities. The award, es¬tablished by the National En¬dowment for the Humanities,includes a $10,000 stipend.Previous Jefferson Lecturersinclude Erik Erikson, SaulBellow, Edward Shils and Jar-oslav Pelikan. Kolakowski is thefirst non-American citizen toreceive this award. Kolakowskihas also received the Frieden-preis des Deutschen Buch-handels, the Jurzykowski Foun¬dation Award, the Erasmusprize and the American MacArthur Prize. ing, and Isaac and MaryAnnAbella, Resident Masters of theShoreland, on Wednesday May 7,to discuss house problems whichinvolve the performance of thecouple as resident heads.The most serious and fre¬quently repeated grievancewhich House members maintainabout the resident heads is aclaim that the wife has shownthrough her handling of theirpersonal problems and of houseadministrative matters thatstudents cannot place their fulltrust in her.Another grievance which isoften mentioned by house mem¬bers is that her husband israrely seen on the floor. Thethird issue which students havebrought up centers about hermanner. Some students feel thatshe is sometimes intimidating,which renders her unapproach¬able. One member of the housesaid, “you feel like you’re im¬posing on her (when you go toher apartment).” However,other students disagree with thisclaim. According to one student,she “doesn't naturally commu¬nicate that she’s caring and giv¬ing” but “she can be caring andgiving at times.” Several stu¬dents said that they do feel com¬fortable talking to her.The Resident Heads and theAbellas declined to be inter¬viewed by the Maroon. Accord¬ing to Jarcho, students who havegrievances to file about theirresident heads are expected toinitially attempt to resolveproblems with their residentheads informally. If this approach proves to be unsuccessfulthen the housing office should becontacted. As a final measure,students can contact the studentombudsman or the Dean of Stu¬dents.According to Steve Lau, whohas lived in the House for threeyears, the present affair beganwhen his House Council assem¬bled a petition last year (thecouple’s first year in the House)which was signed by fifteenhouse members. The petitionprotested many of the same is¬sues which have upset students this year The House Councilapproached Jarcho and then theResident Heads, expressing dis¬satisfaction with the perform¬ance of the resident heads andasking for a change in their at¬titude. Lau said that the housereceived a verbal promise ofchange from the couple.The issue lay submerged untillate April of this year, when Lauand his roommate, Craig Black-stone. talked to Jarcho becausethey felt that the previous year’sproblems were recurring. Thepetition to remove the couplefrom their position as residentheads was initiated by Lau. Atthe suggestion of Jarcho. stu¬dents also began to write in¬dividual letters stating theirgrievances. The petition and theletters were given to the studentombudsman and to Jarcho.A meeting was held on May 7with all of the parties involved inorder to discuss “the role of theresident head.” At the meeting,students enumerated their com¬plaints about the couple as wellas the positive aspects of theirResident Heads' performance.The Maroon was barred fromthe meeting but students whoattended it estimated that therewere about thirty students pre¬sent at the three hour confer¬ence. Students said that theformat called for residents to airtheir grievances and for theResident Head to respond to thecomplaints at the end of themeeting.One student described themeeting as ‘‘a war...they(students) attacked every littlething about her personality.”The same student, however, aisosaid, “if half the floor wants hergone, maybe something swrong.”Jarcho is currently speakingindividually to residents of theHouse as well as the ResidentHeads and the Abellas. TheMaroon has received informa¬tion from the administrationwhich indicates that a decisionof some sort will be reachedwithin the week with respect tothe future of the Resident Headsttosionosio nusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, May 22 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallWoodwind Quintet: Mary Draper, flute; Tamar Melzer,oboe; Mark Huppert, clarinet; Daniel Reich, bassoon;Martin Zelder, French horn (all members of the UniversitySymphony Orchestra).Music of Reicha, Ibert, and Danzi.Admission is free.Monday, May 26 - String Quartet8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBenjamin Clark and Thomas Braddock, violins; David Budil,viola; Sara Beattie, cello (members of the UniversitySymphony Orchestra).Haydn: String Quartet in Bb Major, Op. 76 No. 4 “Sunrise";Beethoven: String Quartet in E Minor, Op. 59 No. 2Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, May 29 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallUniversity Women’s Chorus - John Uhlenhopp, director.Music of Johann Jeep, Jakob Regnart, Clemens non Papa,Ron Nelson, and Richard Proulx.Admission is free.Friday, May 30 - Collegium Musicum and UniversityMotet Choir8:00 p.m., St. Thomas the Apostle Church(55th & Kimbark)Howard M. Brown and Bruce Tammen, conductors.Music by Schutz.Admission is free.Saturday, May 31 - University Symphony Orchestra8:30 p.m., Mandel HallBarbara Schubert, conductor.Barber: Second Essay; Copland: El Salon Mexico;Hindemith: Symphonic Metamorphoses.Donations accepted: $1, students $3, general.nosionusionusEc^ THE U CF C RANCE am PRESENTSKEW DANCESFRIDAY, MAY 23 tm&-00 PM MANTEL HAUL|3 (GENERAL $2STEDEKT WITH GUEST ARTIST3MERKERT& DANGERSTICKETS AVMLMLE AT KEYHOLES CLUBFUKIDE*. BY 5»F, PHYSICAL ECUCATWK, AND HUMANITIES LEFTS.The University of ChicagoCenter for Middle Eastern Studiespresentsa lecture byHabib Ladjevardi(Director, The Iranian Oral History Project)entitled“The Iranian Oral History Project”Thursday, May 22, 19864:00 p.m.Beecher 101AUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCH OF HYDE PARKLUTHERAN CAMPUS CENTER5500 SOUTH WOODLAWN, CHICAGO. ILLINOISy{umtxtanas (jo/icert <Serie&jWcAael<S. c7& wtz> Q). jtdimcGryasbPLAYING WORKS BYJOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH ANDHERMANN SCHROEDERFRIDAY, MAY 23,19865:00 P.M.Free and Open to the PublicSPONSORED BY LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20,1986CAUSE sponsors Nicaragua discussionBy Janine LanzaStaff WriterCAUSE sponsored a discussion lastSunday by Vietnam Veterans Against TheWar (VVATW) on their recent trip to Nic¬aragua. The Vietnam veterans plan tomake a documentary based on their tripthrough Nicaragua which they will use foreducational purposes.Bill Davis, national coordinator forVVATW, described their tour as “a par¬ticular tour, one with a military orienta¬tion. We spoke to military leaders, went toa military hospital and travelled with sol¬diers in Nicaragua.”The military orientation of their tour wasenhanced by the Nicaraguans themselves.Davis explained that almost all Nic¬araguans carry an automatic with themevery day. According to Davis, this isbecause “they (the Nicaraguans) feel thatit is inevitable that the US will intervenemilitarily within the borders.”Davis spoke about comparisons betweenNicaragua and Vietnam He explained that“the lay of the land in Nicaragua is verysimilar to Vietnam; it was very shocking.After talking fo the local people about theterrors of the war .. we felt a great psycho¬logical burden because it was so similar toVietnam.”Mike Terry, who shot the film VVATWplans to use in its documentary, said thatthe people are behind the Revolution, notthe contras. He also described the Nic-By Howard UllmanAssociate EditorStanley Miller, professor of chemistry atthe University of California at San Diegoand participant in the U of C spontaneousamino acid formation experiments in the1950’s, will give a talk entitiled “The Ori¬gins of Life on Earth" Thursday, May 22 at8:00 pm im Mandel Hall.Miller, who received his PhD from the Uof C, worked with Harold Urey on thesynthesis of amino acids, the buildingblocks of proteins. Miller and Urey showedthat amino acids can form spontaneouslyunder laboratory conditions that simulatethe atmosphere of the Earth as it was threebillion years ago.“I plan to describe the geological settings araguans as having a lot of national pride.“The majority are nationalists rather thansocialists or Marxist/Leninists...the lie bythe Reagan Administration, that the nationis run by Communists, can be thrown outthe window,” Terry stated.Bill Branson, a veteran of Army Secur¬ity, discussed the unusual nature of theNicaraguan fighting force. He said thatsince the people anticipate an invasion,they practice guerrilla warfare, whichwould be their most effective defense. Suchtactics employ much flexibility even to thepoint of selecting commanding officers bycompetence rather than rank.Branson stressed “how powerful a forcethe consent of the population can be.” Heconcluded that the consent of the popula¬tion is present since they support theirgovernment in guerrilla warfare. “If thepeople who carry around automatic rifleswere not in agreement with the govern¬ment, there would be an unstable situa¬tion,” he added.Davis spoke at length about the nature ofthe contra movement in Nicaragua. Hedescribed the contras as a movementwhich originated with members of Som-oza’s National Guard units. Their origin,according to Davis, explains the corruptionand incompetance of the contras whom hedescribed as “a diverse group of crimi¬nals.” He said that they are not able to holdborder towns nor do they attack any butthe weakest Sandanista targets. They pre-of the early Earth and the experimentsused to make the basic components of life,”said Miller. He will also talk about howthese components formed the long chain¬like molecules, or polymers, that make upa large part of all living things.Although it is generally accepted that lifedid evolve from a “primordial soup” ofchemicals, there is still much debate overhow the simple organic molecules organ¬ized into something that will self-replicate,” said Miller. He will also ad¬dress this issue in his talk.“The formation of amino acids is nowunderstood,” said Miller, “but now we’reasking questions we weren’t even able toask in the 50’s.” He added, “We’ve learneda lot (about the evolution of life), butthere’s even more we don’t know.” fer “to raise havoc with unarmed civil¬ians... they are trying to wage a guerrillawar of attrition,” he explained.Davis concluded that he feels any inter¬vention by US troops would be unsuccess¬ful. He described Nicaraguan troops as“soldiers who have been wounded fivetimes, fought in 50 battles, know the terrainof the land like the back of their hands andwho are prepared to die.” US soldiers, onthe other hand, are not seasoned or knowl-edgable although technology would give anBy Richard KoContributing WriterFour University of Chicago students wonthe National Science Foundation GraduateFellowships (NSFF) this year. They areMark Epstein, Karl Mueller, Keith Ramseyand John Robb.Epstein in the first student from the newcomputer science department to win aNSFF. He will be staying at the Universityto continue in computer science. Muellergraduated from the College in 1985 and willbe going to Princeton to study politicalscience. Ramsey is a senior in the Collegeand is planning to study mathematics atPrinceton. Robb will go to University ofMichigan for archaeology.In addition, six NSFF winners will becoming to the University for graduatestudies. They are Joseph Alfano (organicchemistry), Jean Bacon (sociology), MarkA. Palmer (physical chemistry), EricGyllenhaal (paleontology), Karla Hahn(genetics), and Jeffery Leer (linguistics).Although the U of C is strong in anth-roplogy, economics, evolutionary biology,mathematics and sociology, many NSFFwinners go to MIT. Stanford, Harvard, andBerkeley for graduate studies.According to Allen Sanderson, assistantprovost of the University, the NationalScience Foundation Graduate Fellowshipfunds come from the Pentagon budget.NSFF funds have increased in the recentyears. It is used mainly to train newscientists and professors. This year, 505winners were named. In the past severalyears, the number of awards given hashovered around 500. In the late 60s, how¬ever, more than 1000 awards were giveneach year. The Fellowships are awarded toindividuals pursuing a master or doctoral initial edge, he said. But Davis warned that“even superior technology won’t be enoughand our forces won’t be able to stand up tothe Nicaraguans.”CAUSE member John Cordon explainedthat this lecture was planned several weeksago. Another member of CAUSE metmembers of VVATW at a demonstration indowntown Chicago and asked them tospeak at the U of C. CAUSE believes thai:the purpose of their lectures is to fill in theinformation gap left by the mass media.degree in the mathematical, physical, bio¬logical, engineering and social sciences.A National Science Foundation Fellow¬ship covers three years of tuition, plus astipend of $925 per month. The selectionprocess is mainly based on academicgrades, GRE scores, and letters of rec¬ommendation. The National ScienceFoundation also has a separate fellowshipprogram for minority students. The dead¬line for both programs is November 15,1986. For an application form, contactMadeline Hamblin at Administration 230,(312) 962-7818; or write to; Fellowship Of¬fice, National Research Council, 2101Constitution Avenue, Washington, D C20418, or call (202 ) 357-7536.RY CHRISTINE DYRUDMark EpsteinMiller returns to U of C Four win grad fellowshipsAc-riVtt <cRitoo %1-JO on. tht Hut***yoo VolUtbaU. toumiie* <n the QuSrtyoo-boo in t- CaM'Val•• on the QuartH oo Too Cb k fe&a on the Quart (ntf*. »Unt/jouttfEntertainment H UniviMitt bnrtS An univeMitj! unwr the WM(uaut the tkaweft fox. kanx)The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20,1986 -3H hie Chicago MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoVIEWPOINT Q. HOW do you KNoW wHerfa sovieTLeaoeR is lying...?Phys Ed needs continuityRegistrationBy Karen E. Andersonand Todd PackerStaff WritersThis is a factual account from a timetraveler who, due to new technology de¬veloped in Fermi Lab has been throughwhat we all dread: registration 1987.(Flashback music). It all started onthat cold Friday night when everyonedecided to sleep out for registration insteadof going to the Spring Formal. As myfriends and I headed out to the quadsarmed with our chocolate, dehydratedHarold’s, nylons, and clear water resistantplastic sheeting which the bookstore wasselling at $98.98 a yard, I began to wonderwhy, at my quarterly meeting with myadvisor, she had given me a curiouslycryptic look when I asked about sleepingout for registration. “This year, things willbe different,” she said cryptically, andhanded me a copy of Soldier of Fortunemagazine.I also found it very strange that everyonewas reading Hobbes in their social scienceand western civ sections at the same timethat week even though we were all sup¬posed to be reading Marx and Freud. Italso struck me as rather odd that DOC wasshowing Rambo and Deliverance nightly,and that resident masters in all the dormsadvised students to attend each film atleast once.When we arrived in front of Harper, wefound the entrance to the Sleepout blockedby barbed wire and U of C Security. Wewere issued numbers and escorted into thefenced off Security Zone to wait forMonday morning’s roll call, 72 hours away.Kicking aside the body of a pre-med whohad been sleeping out since March, mybuddies and I pitched our water-proofsheeting to make a tent. The night seemedvery long. Fourteen people were trampledin the first roll call. In order to make rollcall, we had to leave the Zone and runacross the Midway. Booby traps had beenset up to confound us along the way. Wereached the other side, by Burton-Judson,just in time to gasp out our numbers.Others were not so fortunate. One persontried to answer for a friend of hers who hadnot made it across the Midway in time.When the officials found out what wasgoing on, they dragged her off to a cornerwhere she was lynched by a bunch of of the fittestsecond year fanatics holding signs thatread “Little Red Schoolhouses Forever.”We were herded back to the Zone. CSArepresentatives showed up at about eighton Sunday morning to ladle out cold turnipsoup and hand out stale black bread. Moreroll calls came and went throughout theday. Then on Saturday night came thetesting.I was pulled from my sleeping bag andtaken to a pitch-black classroom in Cobb.There an administrator applied electricshocks, burned me with a cigarette, andrepeatedly shouted at me, “You don’treally (need) Little Red School house, doyou? You have no right to be in that class,you’re an econ major, and you’ll neverwrite anything worth reading anyway.”“It’s not true!” I screamed, “I am justtaking one or two econ classes. I’m a socialsciences person, and I really need thisclass.”I was thrust back into my sleeping bag,and barely recovered from the first inter¬rogation before I was subjected to another.But I made it to the six role calls onSunday. I got my number, 809, on Mondaymorning at 8:30, and made it up the longstairway to the advisors’ appointment ta¬ble. Sirens screeched below as the Chicagopolice were called in, for rioting duringregistration had become a felony in thestate of Illinois. When I finally got to myadvisor’s table, I found that she had noopenings until July. Darkness closedaround me as I fainted. ..You wouldn ’t want this to be next year,would you? Make the administration re¬form the registration process now, before itbecomes, as our time traveler discovered,RAMBO-stration 1987. A number of sol¬utions could be instigated, including arandom number scrambling system oropening Bartlett gym so that participantsin the event wouldn’t have to sleep outsidethe administration could also use a systemwhereby current juniors would registerfirst (since they always claim that theyneed classes to graduate, so they alwaysget into them), sophomores next, andfreshmen last. Don 't let the administrationtell you that sleepout is a tradition andsomething that they have no jurisdictionover. It’s an outdated system that doesn’twork. Do you want to deal with it foranother year? To the Editor:I am an Alum of the college who has beenable to observe the University of ChicagoPhysical Education and Athletic Depart¬ment for the better part of the last decade.I have formed some personal opinionsabout the Physical Education and AthleticsDepartment based on observations of in¬dividuals who work for and with the ath¬letic program. However, one does not haveto deal with these personalities to suspectthat there are serious problems in PhysicalEducation and Athletics at the Universityof Chicago.Consider the following:1. The Athletic Department has thirteenfaculty members. This includes admin¬istrators. Seven faculty left betweenSpring of 1984 and Spring of 1985 - oneyear.2. The football program has been an ex¬cellent example of this kind of continu¬ity. From Spring of 1979 through Fall of1983 no fewer than four different headfootball coaches have taught at the Uni¬versity. One left in a public display ofbitterness which made the Chicagonewspapers and another who spent atotal of five months on campus.3. The Physical Education and Athleticsadministration situation has also been astormy one. The department personnelin administration during the 1980's in¬clude:Director of AthleticsJeff Metcalf (1980-81 fired)To the Editor:Let me get one thing straight from thebeginning: I think the “Great CollegeSleepout” is the closet thing this school hasto a genuine tradition, and it is therefore avaluable thing. I do not know of anotherCollege-only event at U of C that draws asmany people. However, as a means ofdetermining which students can take whichclasses, it is highly unfair and conceptuallyscrewy. The main aim of the students whosleep out (except for seniors who are therejust for fun) is to be able to register forpopular classes before they are filled byother eager students. What they actuallyare competing for by showing up earlierthan other people are advisor ap¬pointments, which are opportunities toregister for classes. No one is directlycompeting for seats in classes. Fur¬thermore, any given student is not compet¬ing with all the other students sleeping out,but only with the ones who have the sameadvisor as that student. Thus, it is not one’sabsolute position in line which matters somuch as one’s position relative to one’s co¬advisees. As an example of this problem: Igot in line to make an appointment at 9:30am on the first Monday they were avail¬able, and I got one for next Wednesdayafternoon. Meanwhile, a friend of mine whocamped out on Sunday has an advisor whois not taking Wednesday appointments, somy friend’s appointment is not untilThursday. A clearer system would be tohave as many lines as advisors. This wouldnot be anymore helpful, though, since it isimpossible to switch advisors on shortnotice to get in a better line.I think a better alternative system wouldbe for students to compete directly forclasses through a mixture of a biddingsystem like that used in the BusinessSchool, and a seniority system. The biddingsystem would preserve the one good fea¬ture of the present system, that the stu¬dents who care about a class get into it.The idea of seniority is not to make fresh¬men feel like scum, but it acknowledgesthat next year’s seniors will not have manymore chances to try again for a particular Assistant DirectorsDan Tepke (1980-82 quitBob Larsen (1982-83 fired)Jim Hargesheimer (1984-1985 fired)Currently:ChairmanMary Jean Mulvaney 1980-86Assistant ChairmenPatricia Kirby 1980-86Rosalie Resch 1980-86Kevin McCarthy 1984-86Greg Warzecka 1986Of most interest is the fact that the lastthree administrators of Men’s Athletics,Metcalf. Larsen and Hargesheimer havebeen fired (Tepke was facilities director),it is also interesting that Mulvaney, Kirbyand Resch somehow have the knack ofsurvival that has escaped all the otheradministrators with the exception of War¬zecka who is in his first year, andMcCarthy who is in his third. ChuckO’Connell must like their style!The upshot of all this is that a depart¬ment that turns over more than half itsfaculty within one year cannot be servingits faculty well. The young men and womenwho are counting on coaches to help delivera positive experience deserve better.These facts raise a multitude of questionsbut the most important two are:Are those who make decisions at thisinstitution aware of the serious prob¬lems in Physical Education and Ath¬letics?Do they care enough to act?class, and that next year’s juniors havefewer such chances than next year’s soph¬omores. Under the system that I have inmind, students would have a certainnumber of bidding points to bid for theclasses they want to take. Classes would befilled by order of year in the College, but astudent who outbid a student of a higheryear for a particular class could displacethe upperclassmen. In the unlikely eventthat more seniors bid all their points on aclass than there were places open in theclass, a straight lottery could be used. Ofcourse, advisors would still have to reviewand approve students’ bidding plans, sothey could say things like, “If you’re a biomajor, you have to take some art or musicto graduate.”One might object that the system I havein mind creates too much extra work forthe advisors and/or the Registrar’s Office,figuring who bid how much for what, andwho gets to bump out who. Let them do theextra work, I say. The sleepout is “notofficially recognized,” but administratorshide behind it as an excuse for not havingto make tough decisions about who gets totake the “good” classes. This year, theadvisor’s “information sessions” en¬courages the large turn-out by throwingfreshmen into a panic (an unfounded one,you realize) about the possibility of notgetting into any core bio course at all. Sodistraught students pitch their tents onSaturday, and advisors are absolved of anyofficial responsibility when a third of thereturning students crowd into HarperQuad, trying to beat the advisor’s system.My friend does not pay her $15,000 a yearjust to be thwarted in her sincere attemptto get the classes she wants by an advisorwho keeps dentist’s hours.The one flaw in my proposal is that itremoves the raison d’etre of the “GreatSleepout.” I suspect that truly populartraditions like the sleepout and NancyReagan Day will find inherent reasons tocontinue. But then, we used to have anLCB.Janet SwisherThe Chicago MaroonTCie Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and FridaysBack issues are available, by mail only, at $1.50 for the first issue and $1 00 foreach additional issue. 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LOUIS, MO (CPS) — Businessschools are facing a critical shortage ofbusiness PhDs to fill teaching positions,and the situation could get worse, accord¬ing to a recent report.Some 3,145 business teaching positionsare vacant on US campuses this year, theAmerican Assembly of Collegiate Schoolsof Business (AACSB) of St. Louis reportedin its April newsletter.And only 876 PhDs in business were awarded during 1985, meaning there were3.6 teaching jobs per doctoral graduate.If the trend is not reversed, there couldbe another 1,200 openings for the nextschool year while the supply of businessdoctorates remains about the same, thenewsletter notes.Even the top schools feel the pinch.“These figures are pretty ‘fear andloathing,’ ’’ says Stanford spokeswomanCathy Castillo.She says faculty positions in Stanford’sbusiness school are being filled, but “weEcon program takes twoBy Andy ForsaithStaff WriterTwo U of C students, Kyle Dixon and KenJackson, have been selected to participatein the American Economic Association(AEA) Summer Program for MinorityStudents. Temple University will host theprogram, which runs from June 5 to July30.The AEA conducts the program to helpincrease the humber of Black, Hispanic,and Native American graduate students ineconomics. The participants will take fourcourses: microeconomics, macro¬economics, math for economists, and ap¬plied econometrics. The econometricscourse will concentrate on the minoritypoverty problem as a case of the generaleconomic development program. In addi¬tion, a weekly seminar features presenta¬tions by specialists in economics-relatedfields. Kyle, a second-year public policy major,applied for the program to gain an econo¬mics background. This will allow him moretime to take courses here at the U of C inareas related to his major, such as sociol¬ogy and political science.Approximately thirty students werechosen from around the country, frompossibly the largest and most competitiveapplicant pool the program has had. Ap¬plicants were required to have taken atleast a year of college economics and werejudged on the basis of an essay, gradetranscript, and two letters of recommend¬ation.The students will be housed on the cam¬pus of Temple in Philadelphia, and willhave the research facilities of the Univer¬sity at their disposal. Room, board, andbooks are paid for by the AEA. Roundtripair fare and a $1000 stipend is also pro¬vided.Kyle Dixon are fussy about quality,” which makesrecruiting difficult in a tight market.The University of Missouri at Columbia,however, did not have the option to befussy this year.“We had three openings in productionoperations management that went unfil¬led,” notes Missouri’s management de¬partment chairman Allen Slusher.To remedy the problem, “We move updoctoral students, and sometimes we justcan’t offer all the courses.”At all the schools surveyed by theAACSB, 139 teaching positions in produc¬tion operations went unfilled this academicyear.Across the nation, only 18 studentsearned doctorates in the specialty.Other business disciplines are followingthe same alarming pattern.Schools reported 803 vacancies for ac¬counting professors, while only 152 PhDswere awarded.Moreover, colleges were short 369 fi¬ nance profs, where only 109 degrees wereearned last year.Sharon Barber of the AACSB blames theshortage on rising faculty retirement rates,a growing number of foreign students —who usually return home instead of stayingon to teach in the US — in doctoral pro¬grams, and a vast expansion in the needfor faculty members to meet escalatingstudent demand for business courses.Slusher adds that business schools justdon’t pay enough.“Teaching is not a growing business.College teaching is not as attractive as itonce was,” he maintains.To make it more attractive, the AACSBand the Graduate Management AdmissionCouncil plan to offer lucrative fellowshipsfor PhD business majors who want toteach, Barber says.By fall of 1987, they hope to make$600,000 available for aspiring businessteachers. 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You can use the American Express® Cardto buy concert tickets for your favoritegroups or airplane tickets for your vacations It s the perfect way to pay for all thelittle things, and the big ticket items, thatyou II want during collegeHow to get the Cardbefore you graduate.Because we believe college is the first signof success, we ve made it easier for you toget the American Express Card Graduatingstudents can get the Card as soon as theyaccept a $10,000 career oriented job Ifyou re not graduating yet. you canapply for a special sponsored Card Lookfor student applications on campusOr call l soo the CARD, and tell themyou want a student applicationThe American Express CardDon't leave school without it“THE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEAND THE SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATIONpresentsTHE FIFTH ANNUAL HELEN HARRIS PERLMAN LECTUREbySTEPHEN JAY GOULDa Marjorie Kovler Fellowspeaking on“The Basis of Creativityin Evolution”followed by a Q & A SessionTHURSDAY, MAY 22,1986,3:00 P.M.Mandel Hall8 The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, Ma> 20, 138GThe Rise of the Greeks CbsdsbCan real University of Chicago students adapt to therise of the fraternities? Or is their rise linked to amore accepting student body?O’ConnellDean reflects onby Mona EINaggarAssociate EditorAs Charles O’Connell, Dean of Students in the Univer¬sity, looks back on his 40-year stay at the U of C, he saysthat he has plenty of good memories to carry with himwhen he retires this summer.O’Connell has much praise for the U of C. “With all ourwarts, what Mr. Hutchins said is still true: we’re not avery good university; we’re simply the best,” he saidwith a smile. “I may be retiring as Dean of Students, butI’m not going to retire my love affair with the Universityof Chicago.”As he points out, it has taken O’Connell “ten timeslonger to get out of here than it takes most people.” Hefirst came to the U of C in the fall of 1946 as a graduatestudent in English, and, except for a year of duty in theKorean War, he has been here since then.In the early ’40’s, the male to female ratio was verydifferent from the present one, he remembers. “In ‘45-‘46the University had about 4000 students, 70 percent ofwhom were women. But that was the war,” he ex¬plained. “I was part of a tidal wave of men going on withtheir education on the GI Bill. The population went toabout 8000 students virtually overnight. This time, 70percent were men.”Housing was hard to find then, and the existing dormswere very cramped, he says. For example, the rooms inBurton-Judson, now almost all singles, were used as by Stephan Laufeatures EditorThink about it, hordes of pre-yuppie students crow¬ding into fraternity houses demanding beer andwomen. Think about it? W'e lived it with the AlphaDelta Theta party last prospie weekend, and this yearwith successful beach parties and hot tub parties.But defenders of the faith have nothing to worryabout, the University of Chicago is still not in thesame league as crosstown rival Northwestern withover thirty fraternity and sorority houses. FreshmanRuss Zwolinski complains, “What did they do in thefraternities on campus? You look at all those houseson Woodlawn Avenue, they still look like frat houses.What did they do to change themselves to academicbuildings? If that president who got rid of football andfraternities hadn’t been here, then this school wouldprobably still be cool.”But despite the fact that the greek movement at theUniversity of Chicago is still bush league compared tomany other schools, there is a real movement — aresurgence on this campus of fraternities. Frater¬nities that were unable to fill their houses in the mid¬seventies, no longer have to resort to borders to paythe rent. Brothers now fill the rooms quite nicely.continued on page tendoubles. The closest housing he was able to find was anapartment on South Monroe and 64th, two-thirds of theway from here to Midway Airport. “Sometimes I thinkabout that when I hear people complain about how farthe Shoreland is,” he related.It was not until 1952 that O’Connell began to work forthe University. At that time, he was employed by theOffice of Admissions. He was Director of Admissionsfrom 1958 to 1967 and Secretary of the Faculty from 1958to 1968.He began teaching in 1962 as an assistant professor inthe Humanities Collegiate Division. He says that evenafter he became Dean of Students in 1967, his “toehold onsanity has been teaching Humanities 263.”Over the course of his stay at the U of C, O’Connellbelieves that the student body has not changed signif¬icantly. “I don’t remember a time when they weren’tfiesty, independent, and extraordinarily bright,” he said.“They may not have the highest test scores, but theyhave a type of individualistic attitude that distinguishesthem when they get out of here and while they are here.”O’Connell feels that it is this individualism which hasadded the necessary “spice” to his job. “The hallmark ofthe Chicago student is independence and an instinctiverefusal to take easy answers or to take no for an answer.It is the only reason I was able to stay for so long My jobnever got boring because our students aren't boring,'' heexplained.continued on page ten The Many Facetsof aHyde Park Businessby Robert RomperContributing WriterLouis and Barbara Williams, owner of the five monthold Cherish jewelry store on 1619 East 55th Street, knowtheir business well. They began this profession over tenyears ago, giving fine jewelry exhibitions at peoples'homes. As their knowledge and expertise of jewelryaccrued so did their desire to venture into their own finejewelry business. Finally, they got what they werelooking for.When asked why they chose to have their store in HydePark, Barbara Williams responded that “Hyde Park isthe perfect area. We wanted an area with a certaincaliber and mixture of people.” Cherish jewelers doesnot cater to anybody in particular. Rather, as Barbaraexplained, “We’ve got both the high and low end so wecan have something for everyone.” Since the Williamsbuy directly from the manufactures rather than fromwholesalers, the prices are cut lower than one would findin most jewelry stores. Says Barbara Williams, “W’emake it a point to save and pass it on to the consumer.'’Cherish jewelers at present is getting a feel for itsclientele and the kinds of jewelry they are looking for.For instance, as Mrs. Williams said, “When we firstcame here we had no silver, but after awhile when wesaw that’s what the consumer wanted, we just had to getit.”Not only does Cherish Jewelers serve persons affil¬iated with the University and the rest of Hyde Park, butit also caters to people who come from other sections ofthe city. As Barbara Williams says. “We’ve got peoplefrom outlying areas who are here to shop. ”In addition to sales, Cherish Jewelers also makesrepairs. As Louis Williams explained. “Ten percent ofour business is repairs.'' Repairs cannot be completed onthe same day. however, because as Barbara Williamssaid. "We don't have a repairman on the premises atthis time so we send it out and it takes three to sevendays.”Currently, the Williams are working hard on building aclientele. Barbara Williams explained that “we're build¬ing clientele and hoping for repeat customers which isthe best indicator of potential growth.” In order tocontinue having repeat customers, in addition to obtain¬ing new ones, the Williams “realize that personal serviceis very essential and we really try to stress it.” TheW illiams seem to be doing well while enjoying their newventure. As Barbara Williams concluded, “We lovebeing here and putting all of our efforts into making it(Cherish) grow and really that's what it’s all about.”the past 40 yearsThe Three Faces of Dean Charles O’ConnellCrf'Otos by Chnsttne DvrudThe hallmark of the Chicago student is independence and an Instinctive refusal to take easy answers or to take no for an answer 'The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20.1986-9s IA practical and ideological History of Fraternities and Sororities at The University of ChicagoThe Home of the Classics goes Greekcontinued from page nineProbably the most surprising thing of all is that forthe first time at the University of Chicago, there arewomens' fraternities. Over the past year, a women’sfraternity, Alpha Omicron Pi, has been instated andone other, Kappa Alpha Theta, is waiting in thewings.But what has brought about this change, this af¬firmation of the fact that social lives are important?Is this the same University that one university presi¬dent spoke of when he said, “whenever you feel theurge to exercise, lie down.” Can the same “ivorytower” accomadate both visions of the RegensteinLibrary and of a new fraternity row?Whether it can or not, it may just have to. Interestin greek organizations have been picking up all overthe nation, as well as at Chicago. Assistant Dean ofStudents in the University Ralph Hamilton is respon¬sible for overseeing the fraternities on campus and heobserved that “social and political changes may havehad something to do with a resurgence in the(fraternity) houses. I don’t see joining as making apolitical statement anymore. It’s a social rather thana political statement.”Another factor in their resurgence may be theincreasing emphasis that the University administra-tioif has been placing on student social lives. Thecreation of the Quality of Life Committee and theCollege Students Assembly has been instrumental inincreasing the amount of activity around campus, notthe level of participation.Even more importantly, the University Adminis¬tration and the college have made a conscious deci¬sion to promote the University of Chicago as asocially aware place. Stories of the success of Kuvi-asungnerk in Time Magazine in the Spring of 1984 andother articles in the New York Times attest to the factthat the College is more fun than it used to be.At first, the stories were treated by students assome sort of sick joke to attract students to a schoolthat was expanding its class size in the face of ashrinking college-age population. Now, however, theassertions of President Hanna Gray in TIME mag¬azine in 1984 seem to have been a self-fulfillingprophecy, because the social life has improved — asone barometer of improvement, fraternity rolls, haveincreased.But times were not always this good for fraternitiesasserts Hamilton. While there were thirty to fortyfraternities here in the twenties and thirties, interestdeclined when the University started to acceptyounger applicants.“After World War Two, in the fifties and sixties, thenumber was fairly constant, around fifteen. In thesixties, with its various social changes, interest de¬clined. By the mid-seventies, the number of frater¬nities were down to five and the numbers of peopleliving in the houses were smaller. In the late seven¬ties, the system was at its nadir.”“Now in the eighties, some of that interest to be in afraternity or sorority comes from a desire to have asupportive and creative community of people withwhom to work and live. Fraternities and sororitiesoffer an opportunity to learn how groups function. Ona campus like this one, where the academic pressuresare always present, having a structured communityis a nice complement to the academic life of theinstitution.”Julie Pekarek, president of Alpha Omicron Pi,concurs, “A sorority is a really nice support group.It’s just a bunch of girls that you can talk with.You’re talking about a bunch of girls who are some¬how, at least socially, like yourself. The tendencyhere is to have friends in the dorms, in class. It’s hardto meet people out of those structures...At a party,you can’t really meet people, because they’re toobusy picking up people of the opposite sex.”Pledge of the soon-to-be newest sorority on campus, Kappa Alpha Theta, Monica Ghosh, adds that “With asorority, your friends are stable, they will also bealike to bond you. You don’t have to deal with apathyin a sorority, things get done.”What is fascinating about the rebirth of the greekorganizations on campus is really the addition of thesororities to the fraternities. While Phi Kappa Psi hasrecently revived a chapter here, the true fascinationis the birth of the sororities, because they literallycame out of nowhere — left field.Hamilton too was perplexed, “as there were neverwomen’s fraternities. I don’t know why there is amovement on this campus. I don’t know why we neverhad them before. Maybe in its heyday, Ida Noyes(Hall) met the need,” as it was the women’s hall atthe time.However, Theta pledge Ghosh is less than con¬vinced with that the rumors had as much to do with itas the administration itself. “In the past it wasobvious that the girls needed a social outlet. Therewas no frat for them to join. They were obviouslydiscouraged from starting one by the administration.I don’t knopw why all of a sudden they let them in.They were discouraged by all the rumors about ‘theban.’ It takes so much coordination, and for MargieThomas (a founder of Theta), it’s taken almost threeyears on and off.”Julie Pekarek, a founder of AOPi, described herencounter with the dean who oversees greek organi¬zations here as one of condescension. She recalls herfirst meeting with Ralph Hamilton as one in whichshe presented the idea of having a sorority on campusand he said, that’s very nice, after all people havebeen trying for years without success. Then, Pekarekadds, “We’re going to have an organizational meetingat such and such a place at such and such a time. He“Fraternities in their worst formare homogeneous. That isn’t theway it is here. > >was quite taken aback that we had been so organized,but then Ralph said, ‘Oh, I hope twenty people showup at your organizational meeting,’ ” Pekarek smiles,“And eighty people showed up.”Hamilton remembers that meeting with the thenhopeful founders with AOPi, and said, “yeah, Iprobably said that.”If greek organizations on campus were discouragedin the past, they certainly are treated as part of thesocial and housing system on campus now by theadministration. Edward Turkington, Assistant Deanof Students in the University, describes the philoso¬phy behind residence halls as “the desire to havecollege houses be a place where you meety peoplewith broad backgrounds. Housing serves a role in theprocess of education, coming in contact with otherpeople of different backgrounds so that you maymodify your own views.”“Fraternities in their worst form are homogeneous.That isn’t the way it is here. Fraternities here don’tfit the stereotype. What I like about them is that theyprovide one more alternative.”“The stereotypical fraternity is homogeneous. Theydo have a role at the University of Chicago, and I’mglad to see them here. They’re not good if they’reoverpowering, however.”However, in a fraternity there is no guarantee ofhomogenaiety, as in a house. In a house, the housingoffice socially engineers each house, but in a frater¬nity the brothers and sisters choose their newestmembers. Turkington speculates that “if fraternitymembers choose the same types of people, I’mguessing that it’s not doing them any good. I believe that it is bad for everyone, whether they are footballplayers or pre-meds, to be together.”That really is the problem that many students havewith the fraternities and sororities on this campus. Agraduating senior in the college observed that “They(the fraternities) accept people just like themselves. Ithink that the fraternities here are one-dimensional.For instance, what do you think of when I say PhiGam or Alpha Del?”“They make it a point to disassociate themselveswith people not from their organization. I might bewrong, but it seems that most of the fraternities try tocultivate a certain image.”“The sororities haven’t evolved into that here yet.”Other students do not care one way or the other.When asked whether or not he would ever join afraternity, Freshman Matt DeLong replied flatly,“No, I didn’t. I just never thought it would be a coolthing to do. I never thought about it before I came.”Others in the college don’t think that it seems to fitthe school’s image, in the same way that admissionpackets and Time article about Kuviasungnerk don’tfit accurately fit the school. Second Year student inthe college, Maria Vasquez observed that “there area certain amount of people who came here andwanted a social life and expected it. I didn't expectone. But there are those people who are more greg¬arious.”“When I see the fraternities put up their signs, itjust doesn’t seem to fit the school.”“I went to both (the AOPi and Theta organiza¬tional) meetings, and this lady came down fromNorthwestern. You can’t expect this place to be likeNU, there they have houses. And I was thinking tomyself that a sorority would never be like that there.”“I like to make my own social life. I guess itmatters how active you are. If I’m in an organization,I’m going to want to be part of it, but I don’t have thetime for it. I see my friends in sororities, and theirwhole Sundays are taken up by it (in the case ofAOPi.)”Pekarek also sees that sororities here can’t be likethe ones up at Northwestern. She states that “we(AOPi) take pride in the fact that we re not like othersororities. The national people had suggestions aboutour organization here, and our number one reply tothem is ‘that won’t work here: I think they under¬stand that now.”That is what seems to be the consensus on campus,greek organizations here are special and have theirown set of unique problems with the University.These problems, the greek organizers claim havebeen worked out and the greeks now operate wellwithin the University intellectual community. Butstudents also think that fraternities here have a lotthe same problems as at other universities withexclusion and clannishness.If there is a problem, however, it rests not with theexisting students but with the incoming freshmanclasses. The resurgence of the greek organizationcomes from the interest of new blood. Turkingtonremarked “I haven’t noticed any significant changein the attitude of students towards fraternities. Thechange isn’t in the type of students we’re looking for.It isn’t as if we have a gigantic pool to choose from.The change is in the students who are interested inus.”So if you don’t like the rising greek spirit infreshmen, blame it on the freshmen. If you do like theresurgence of spirit, it’s because of the freshmen.They hold the future of the college’s social life in theirhands, so blame whatever happens on them. It iseasier that way.Dean reflectscontinued from page nineShown here are the four fraternities left on University Avenue, Alpha Delta Theta, Phi Delta Theta, Phi Gamma Delta, and Psi Upsilon. Thetwo womens fraternities, Alpha Omicron Pi and Kappa Alpha Theta do not as yet have houses. Delta Upsilon and Phi Kappa Psi are notshown here.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20,1986 While he believes that the students have remained thesame, he does point out some significant changes thathave occurred in other areas. One such change involvesstudent housing. “The Housing System now in effect isan enormously effective educational arm of the Univer¬sity. The dorms are not ‘mindless motels,’ thanks to thehard work of people like Ed Turkington (AssociateDean) and Connie Holoman (Director of Housing),” hesaid.Two other significant changes include the new field-house and the installation of the Student Activities Fee.Personally, O’Connell would like to be remembered forhis work in improving the housing system and theathletic program. “In a thoroughly corrupt world, we’vebeen able to demonstrate that a university can mount anathletic program of first-rate quality that is also 100percent amateur,” he beamed.O’Connell was recognized for his work on the athleticprogram at the banquet of the Order of the C last Friday.However, he is not going to cease his work in this area.He is presently involved in an effort to form a newassociation of schools with which the U of C sports teamscan compete. He also plans to drum up funds for a newOlympic-size swimming pool next year.In addition to the pool project, O’Connell plans to stayinvolved with the University as a professor. After a six-month leave to travel, he plans to return to teach for twoquarters out of every year.He says he wants to stay in touch with the Universitycommunity because he truly loves the U of C. Heexplained that “very few people could feel lukewarmabout the University of Chicago. I think it is simply thebest University in the world.”The CoffeeGeneration’sObsession withJuan Valdezby Alexandra Conroyand Michael Schoop“I need my coffee,” she said. ‘‘Why do youdrink that stuff?” I asked, ‘‘the world couldn’tstart,” she replied, ‘‘without a cup — or two orthree — of coffee.” “It’s as essential as elec¬tricity.” We continued to argue about whether ornot coffee is truly a staple. . . and why. In debatingabout it we realize how complicated coffee¬drinking can getAmerica has an amazing obsession with coffee.Coffee is believed to be an indispensable part ofdaily life — especially in the morning. It hasbecome part of the work routine; everyone dis¬cusses business over coffee after lunch. Unions putcoffee breaks in to contracts for their members.Many of the commonly used explanations justdon’t seem to be very convincing. People often saythat they use the caffeine in coffee to jump-starttheir bodies in the morning. After all its stimu¬lating, readily available, and not illegal. In someways its almost as good as sex (and it’s OK toindulge in public). Although Coke has as muchcaffeine and tastes better (to some people) coffeehas fewer calories and it is more common socially.On the other hand there is diet Coke. But it is hardto imagine an all-night business session, a roomfilled with a forest of rumpled pinstriped suits andloosened ties, and strewn with diet Coke cans andcigarettes. Regardless of the associations coffeehas with staying awake or waking up, just makingthe stuff can be somewhat problematic for manycoffee-drinkers — especially in the morning.Making good coffee or even adequate coffeerequires time and effort — too much for somepeople. Instant coffee is fast and relatively easy tomake, though it lacks appeal to the discriminatingcoffee drinker. The taste, some unwilling drinkerssay, bears a strong resemblance to that of pureedcharcoal strained through shoe leather. But theeffort of brewing bearable coffee in the morningfor many people is understandably just too much.Even before getting to the kitchen at 6:00 am,dealing with the paraphernalia can be annoying.The choices of pot range from the old-fashionedpercolators (pariahs to the true connoisseur ofdeluxe electronic coffee makers with program¬mable timers (We're waiting for one that willmake our coffee and drink it for us). Filters comein numerous shapes and a confusing number ofsizes. As an extra benefit each filter design isidentified by a serial number which has no obviouscorrelation with its dimensions. The proportions ofcoffee to water recommended in the machineinstructions or on the coffee container alwaysmanage to combine so the coffee either comes outtasting like hot, brownish water or some potableversion of tar.All the problems of making coffee are eventuallyovercome, however, by many coffee-drinkers’need for a coffee/caffeine “fix.” It's amazing towatch (but by no means interfere with) somepeople getting their first cup of coffee in themorning. It’s almost as though they have a “coffeeinstinct.” Their body rolls out of bed, pads into thekitchen, makes coffee and finishes half of the firstcup before their conscious minds wake up.In fact, in this way coffee is beneficial to non¬coffee-drinkers as well. Coffee drinkers sans coffeein the morning are uniquely anti-social beings. Thefirst words that come out of their mouths are“Don’t talk to me, don’t touch me, don’t look atme. I don’t want to know you until I’ve had myfirst cup.” They’re apt to growl at the dog and bitetheir kids. “Good morning,” is an antagonisticphrase to them.Perhaps this is the reason restaurants providefree coffee at breakfast but charge extra afterdinner. The “bottomless cup” (the butt of endlessbad jokes) is standard in diners with orangecheckered curtains and disposable connect-the-dotnapkins in the hope that this tactic will make upfor any deficiency in the food.Coffee is evident in almost all parts ot oursociety. Containers are diverse enough to makecoffee appropriate to almost any setting. Thestandard ceramic workday mug sometime dis¬playing a cutesy comic panel or one liner, amusingat first and unbearable three days later, appearand disappear with office. Professors come toclass with spill-proof plastic cups emblazed withthe names of local sports teams or just the stan¬dard styrofoam with the top that doubles as anashtray. Upwardly mobile couples with gleams intheir eyes and shines on their loafers are seen withelegant little demi-tasse cups.Indeed coffee seems to be everywhere in Amer¬ica. Coffee-Achievers, Mr. Coffee, coffeehouses,“bottomless cups.” The list goes on. It is uniquelyappropriate for a work-oriented country. It seemsto go with apple-pie so well. Top GunTom Cruise stars in this hish flying misadventure called Top Gun. He takes Kelly McGillis, of Witness fame, and Kenny Loggins along forthis turbulent ride at the movie theater.An impudent Tom Cruise Misfiresby Michael FellMaroon Film CriticTop Gun has a lot in common with last year’s WhiteNights. If you asked someone how they like WhiteKnights, they probably said the dancing was great andBaryshnikov’s opening number was worth the wholemovie. If you asked someone how they liked Top Gun.they will probably say the flying scenes are great andworth the whole movie. However, the stories that sur¬round the “concept” scenes in both movies were some¬times nonsensical, often silly, and always predictable.Top Gun is another High Concept movie in search of adecent story.The High Concept was developed, or at least becamepopular, in the late seventies. A High Concept must bebrief, catchy, and often written in capital letters. A HighConcept is an idea that must grab you and not let you go.Oooooooooh. The best examples of a High Concept comefrom Brandon Tartikoff, president of NBC television. Hisidea for the “Cosby Show” was the High Concept, aBlack “Family Ties.” “Miami Vice” was a product ofthe High Concept : An MTV Cop Show.Maybe Top Gun’s High Concept was an MTV FlyingAce Movie or just Tom Cruise in a Fast Plane. Eitherway, a good story was not built around the concept. TomCruise, of Risky Business fame, plays a naval pilot,nicknamed Maverick, who is elected to the Top Gunaerial combat school where only the best of the best getto play. Maverick is a good pilot and knows it, but he'salso unpredictable and breaks the rules.This cliched character, the talented guy who makes hisown rules and everyone else can go to hell type, groundsthe rest of the movie in cliched situations. The lonerbecomes part of the group. The loner is humbled. TomCruise can’t get beyond smiling and striking a lot of nonchalant poses in order to portray Maverick’s ar¬rogance. As a result, he comes off as a spoiled childinstead of a talented pilot who’s earned the right to becocky.Kelly McGillis isn’t even given the chance to build hercharacter, the flight instructor who falls in love withMaverick. She makes it a rule not to get involved withher students, but what the hell, she’ll break her rule.Such tension! She’s given a couple of scenes where shespouts a lot of flying jargon which comes off as com¬pletely unbelievable. When she talks technical, it’s asexual metaphor for her relationship with Maverick.McGillis and Cruise exchange glances as “thrusts,”“engine burns,” and the like are given instant sexualconnotations. Is flying a sexual experience? Is he as fastwith her as he is in a plane? Most of the dialogue is sillyand McGillis’s character never becomes more than afemale conquest for Maverick.One of the lowest points in the movie is a volleyballgame from nowhere. For about five minutes our braveyoung men sans their flying machines frolic in thesummer sun sans shirts. We get to see some muscle inslow motion jumping up and down. Worst of all, theaccompanying music is by Kenny Loggins. Beware ofmovies with Kenny Loggins music. His title song forFootloose was very popular, so if he has a song in amovie, you know its because the producers are moreconcerned with a popular song than making a goodmovie.Along with the mania for popular songs on a moviescore, Top Gun is also responsible for being the latestmovie to perpetuate the celluloid stereotype of Russians.They are speechless, faceless Russians who don’t need tocommunicate with each other in combat. If the writer'sare incapable of getting beyond this easy character¬ization, the rest of the movie is apt to suffer from clichesand predictability. And Top Gun suffers. But the flyingsequences were exciting.The Adventures of Regman by Skip and JohnGARY by JOHN TAYLORThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20,1986—11Being Chicago students, you may fee!some obligation to see SexualPerversity in Chicago, especiallysince there isn't any on camcus.Four words of advice against apotentially wasteful trip.-Rob Lowe and Jim Belushi.photos courtesy of Twentieth Century FoxThe Boy in Blue is already out, and boy have youheard about this one. Above, sean Sullivan, CynthiaDale, and Cooney cheer the "Boy in Blue” Ned(Nichols Cage) on. Don't do it.Tuesday Magazine won’t bewith you this summer, andneither will the sparklinglyinformative film reviews byMaroon Film critics Mi¬chael Fell and Jean Osnos.So, the staff of the Maroonhas decided to prepare foryou a slate of movies thatyou really shouldn't see.From the people that brought you television comesthis bombshell. According to ABC Motion Picture,Spacecamp is about a group of teenagers whosesummer at a camp for future astronauts turns intoan unexpected space-shuttle voyage. Need to hearany more?Dhofo courtesy of De Laurentis Entertainment GroupArnold Schwarzenegger gets another chance to flex rnmpmuscle m Raw Deal. We don't know what it's about yetbut our guess is probably about as good as yours. This winner from Twenthieth Century Fox is billed a mystical action-adventure-kung-fu-monster-ghost story. Big Trouble in Little China stars Kurt Russell, predictions are fortrouble at the Box Office. Don’t get trampled by mobs staying away.ON THE DATES LISTED BELOW, FROM 8:30 A.M. TO 4:00 P.M.REPRESENTATIVES OF THE E R MOORE COMPANY WILL BEIN THE GIFT DEPARTMENT OF THE BOOKSTORE TO ACCEPTORDERS FOR CAPS AND GOWNS FOR THE JUNECONVOCATIONS. 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Heinz, Dept, ofGeophysical Sciences at theUniversity of Chicago presents“Physical and Petrologic Const¬raints on the State of theMantle” ai 1:30 pm in HenryHinds Laboratory, 101.May 27Obed Kunene and Robin Lee,officials of the Urban Founda¬tion, will lecture on “Hope andDismay in South Africa’sAgenda” at 12:15 pm at the FirstChicago Center, Dearborn andMadison. Admission is $3 formembers of the Chicago Councilon Foreign Relations, $5 for non¬members.MusicMay 23:“Suaros: Music for Solo Cello,Strings and Percussion,” a con¬certo by Chicago composerDavid Zabriskie, will take placeat 8:15 pm at St. Paul’s Church,655 W. Fullerton, following a 7:30pm lecture. Tickets are $14 forgeneral admission and $9 forsenior citizens and students.May 25:The Chicago Chamber Or¬chestra, with Dieter Kober con¬ducting, will begin its summerseason of outdoor concerts with“Water Music” by G.F. Handelat 3:30 pm on the South Terraceof the Museum of Science andIndustry. No admission charge. EventsMay 21:“Macondo,” Facets Perform¬ance Ensemble’s adaption of “AHundred Years of Solitude,” byGabriel Garcia Marquez, will beperformed at 8 pm at ChicagoCircle Center, 750 S. Halsted.Tickets are $5, UIC students $3.May 22:Shirley Clarke’s documentaryon jazz legend Ornette Coleman,“Ornette: Made in America,”will premiere at 7 pm at ChicagoFilmmakers, 6 W. Hubbard St.,with a cocktail reception to fol¬low. The film will continue overthe weekend at 7 and 9 pm onMay 23 and 24, and 3 and 7 pm onMay 25. General admission is$4.50.University of Chicago Hillelpresents the Israeli movie“Anou Banou: The Daughters ofUtopia” at Hillel House, 5715 S.Woodlawn at 7:30 pm. Admissionis $2 for Hillel members, $3 forothers.Chicago Child Care Societywill host its annual spring ben¬efit featuring a special previewof Chicago Opera Theater’s“The Turk in Italy” and a dinnerwith German cuisine. For moreinformation and reservations,call 312-643-0452.Concrete Gothic presents“Towards Zero” by AgathaChristie thru June 1. Perform¬ance times are 8 pm Thursdaythru Saturday, 3 pm Sunday.Tickets are $ for students, $5 fornon-students. For reservations,call 684-2319.The 1986 “Dance Fever”Midwest Regional Auditions willbegin at 7 pm at La Mirage, 2347S. Michigan Ave. For furtherinformation or pre-registeration,call the Dance Fever Hotline at312-329-0864.May 23:The Chimera Theatre En¬semble debuts with a perform¬ance of Peter Weiss’ “Marat” /“Sade” at 8 pm in the Peoples’Church of Chicago, 941 W. Law¬rence Ave. Performances willrun Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm thru June 14. Tickets cost $10and may be purchased at thedoor.May 27:Hillel House sponsors a Lag’B’Omer Barbeque at 5 pmat 5715 S. Woodlawn with mem¬bers of the Council for the Jew¬ish Elderly as guests. Cost is $4.FilmsDOCMay 20: The Golem (PaulWegener and Carl Boese, 1920), 7pm. 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Demands attention.Cut your weight, your salt, your risk.May is High Blood Pressure Month* WE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE^American Heart AssociationThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20.1986—15JIda Noyesplace. “The only thing that we could dowas to shut down the pool for a year to fixit,” Conley commented.Another very important improvement inthe old structure is the addition of anelevator which will run from the basementto the third floor. Aside from the obviousfact that it will increase accessability ofthe building for handicapped persons,Conley said that the elevator will be largeenough to haul furniture and other heavythings from floor to floor, enabling groupswho use the building to set up areas tomeet their individual needs more quickly.The elevator will reflect the classic look ofthe rest of the building, since the doors willbe an antique look burnished brass.Ida goes to the moviesThe biggest change in Ida Noyes is theaddition of the cinema. The cinema is beingbuilt in what used to be the Ida Noyesgymnasium. The cinema which will reachfrom the first floor to third floor of thebuilding, will seat almost 500, and willharmonize with the look of the rest of therenovation. DOC films will move into thecinema, leaving its current headquartersat Cobb Hall. Conley said that she envisionsstudent groups using the theater for theirlectures in the afternoon, and facultymembers giving talks there in the morn¬ ings.Conley added that the restoration ofmuch of the original furnishings in IdaNoyes will also begin in Phase II. She saidthat what she terms as a “Perk Up” willbegin during the current phase, to becompleted in Phase III. Conley added thatIda’s Cafe may get a “Perk Up” duringPhase III. She does not forsee any majorchanges in the cafe, but says that it willprobably expand its hours to accomodatethe movie-going crowd, “Everybody eatssomething when they go to a movie,” saysConley, “And I can see the cafe’s menushifting to meet those needs. I don’t thinkthat the cafe will close at 8:00 pm any¬more, it will stay open much later.”Basic comforts also consideredHowever, one of the most importantchanges in Ida Noyes will also be one of themost mundane — renovation of the rest¬rooms. Conley described Ida Noyes as abeautiful structure with deplorable sani¬tary conditions. Conley said that she isparticularly concerned with improving thewomen’s restrooms in the basement, whichshe currently calls “a spooky place, theyjust don’t look very safe when you go intothem.” Conley says that access to theserestrooms is being changed so that it willbe more open and better lighted, i.e. it will no longer look like a haven for would-beattackers.Conley said that the cost for Phase II willbe about 2.7 million dollars. She said thatPhase I, which mainly involved structuralimprovements such as fixing the roof andgutters, cost approximately 1.08 million.What’s in store for Ida NoyesLooking into the future, Conley predictedthat Phase III costs will probably run to 2.5million. Connely said that restoration of theoriginal furniture will be completed inPhase III. She added that areas of thebasement will be redone to create “bigopen spaces—I want the area to be flexible,so that a student group can meet there onnight, and a drama group can rehearse (inthe same spot) the next.” Conley said thatthe third phase will also aim at opening upmore office space for student groups. Shesaid that a TV room and a billiards roomare other possible additions to the base¬ment. She thinks that the pub “will remainbasically unchanged.”Not all are happy with therenovationIn response to complaints about inconveniences and disruptions in students’ lifedue to the renovations, Conley said, “Interms of the pool, I do not feel very bad orvery apologetic. The only way to fix it wasto close it down.” Conley says that sherealizes that some of the renovations,which were approved by a committee ofMuseum of S &By Richard KoContributing WriterThe Museum of Science and Industry(MSI) has recently received a $1 milliongrant from the John D. and Catherine T.MacArthur Foundation, raising the fund to$19.1 million of the $21 million goal inPhase II of MSI's 50th Anniversary Cam¬paign.In 1983, MSI marked its 50th Anniversaryby hosting a series of public lectures byvarious scientists. At that time, MSI alsolaunched Phase I of its 50th AnniversaryCampaign, with the intended goal of $10million. Later, in Phase II of the campaign. students and faculty in 1981, may no longercorrespond as closely to student needs as atthe time of their inception. “In 1981, stu¬dents said ‘Let’s put in a cinema.” Thepattern of activities was different. Largeactivities were at a low.” Replying tocharges that renovation has curtailed in¬tramural activity, Conley insisted, “At thattime, the gym was not being used. We tooksurveys, and usage was at a low of 50 or sostudents a day. Henry Crown Field Househad just opened up, too. (We thought that)students wanted smaller, more flexiblespaces. We decided that we would have togive up space (the gym) that was beingused well, but not by very many people.”Conley says that she is not oblivious tothe problems created for the SpringFormal, which had to be held downtownthis year, now that a large space for it is nolonger available on campus. She com¬mented, “We knew that we were givingsojnething up. I realize that activities havechanged to larger events. I certainly missthe big space, but I’m hoping that Bartlettwill be used more, as it already is. No realparty had to be cancelled, the formal wenton.”This is the first part in a two-part serieson the renovation of Ida Noyes and itsconsequences for the University commu¬nity. The next article will examine the newcinema, and the benefits and problems it iscreating for DOC films. It will also retracethe history of the decision to renovate IdaNoyes, and investigate current com¬plications in the renovation process.I receives grantthe goal was raised to $21 million.With the previously raised funds, themuseum is constructing a new $12 million,15.000 square foot Henry Crown SpaceCenter. The new space center will holdexhibits on the history and current devel¬opment of space exploration Also includedin the exhibit is a 4-minute 3-D film of thespace shuttle lift-off. The new space centerwill also feature an Omnimax theater witha 76 foot tilted dome screen that can seat334 people. The new space center is sched¬uled to open July 1.1986.For more information about the Museumof Science and Industry, please call (312)684-1414.BY CHRISTINE DYRUDnr9%.i 53RD KIMBARK PLAZAm«ata )Gov't InspectedGrade 'A' FreshFryer Saddle Legs 491U.S. Choice Y /Beef Rib Steak Em lb.California RedPlumsYellow SweetCornGreenPeppers10 lb. bag RedPotatoesPascalCelery 8915/$|00591$]293911111 wffie figjtf to i wtW WM Oh where re' FINER FOODS )Ruffles Potato Chips $]89 |6kMott's Apple Juice $|49 MwWizard Charcoal Lighter 49 32nDawn $]29 32mReynolds Wrap Heavy Duty .... 99< 37% ft.Dole Unsweetened Pineapple ... 79<Hinckley & Schmitt Drinking Water 69 * ,.i.Easy on Speed Starch 7 9< 15% oz.Bounty 79*Open Pit BBQ Sauce 89<Kraft Miracle Whip ilm.Skippy Peanut Butter $159 u..Del Monte Catsup $] 19 32oi( dtU )Baby Red Turkey SeafoodPotato Salad Breast Jubilee$989 $£29 $C39Mm lb. "T lb. J lb. 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May 20. 1986Sports briefs: honors, honors everywhereJon HerskovitzContributing WriterThe Bears’ number one draft pick, Flor¬ida running back Neal Anderson,is going tomiss the first week of the mini-camp atLake Forest this week while he takes hisfinal exams, but University of Chicagorunning back Bruce Montella will be there.Montella, the leading rusher in Division IIIthis season received an invitation to Bears’camp along with the Division Ill’s all timeleading rusher, Plymouth’s Joe Dudek.Despite the absence of the top competition,it would be a surprise if either Division IIIstandout will make the squad.Montella will be probably be tried as adefensive back by the Bears, and if he doesnot make the team, there is always medi¬cal school. Montella has been accepted tothe University of Chicago Medical School.Dudek, on the other hand will only have hisSports Illustrated cover story and his rush¬ing title to fall back on if he does not makethe team.Three softball players made the MCAWAll-Conference team. Sophomore pitcherKathy McGafvey, junior center-fielderArzou Ahsan and junior catcher Madelyn Detloff earned the honor for their efforts inwinning the MCAW North Division forChicago.It is no surprise that these players shouldbe on the team; a look at the numbers is allthe evidence needed. McGarvey hit .567 inconference and had a slugging percentageof .900. Combine this with her pitchingstats, 9 wins- 1 loss and a i 53 FRA and itis obvious why she is the best pitcher in theNorth Division.The numbers for Ahsan and Detloff arejust as impressive. Detloff hit .536 in con¬ference and had a slugging percentage of.607. Ahsan hit .500 with a slugging mark of.853 and lead the team with 22 rbi’s.The word from the Men’s conference, theMCAC, on all conference honors for base¬ball is expected sometime this week. TheChicago baseball team should follow soft¬ball’s lead and place three players on theteam. Pitcher Ed Ruder, shortstop MikeMedina and the conference’s leading hitter,right-fielder Scott Gross should be shoe-insfor the honors. A dark horse would be thirdbaseman Tom Novak. Although he does nothave the fine season statistics of thesethree players, he is one of the premierthird-basemen in the MCAC....MCAW Softball1986 Final StandingsNORTH DIVISION SOUTH DIVISIONw L W L*U-Chicago 9 1 •Coe 9 1*St. Norbert 9 1 •Monmouth 8 2Lake Forest 6 4 Knox 5 5Lawrence 4 6 Cornell 5 5Ripon 2 8 Illinois C. 3 7Beloit 0 10 Grinned 0 10* Advanced to Championship TournamentMCAC Baseball1986 Final StandingsNORTH DIVISION SOUTH DIVISIONw L W LSt. Norbert 6 2 Knox 10 4U-Chicago 6 2 Illinois C. 10 4Ripon 5 3 Coe 6 6Beloit 2 6 Monmouth 6 7Lawrence 1 7 Grinned 4 8Cornell 3 10 My apologies to last year’s head coach ofbaseball, Kevin McCarthy. In a previousarticle I described last year’s team as“mediocre,” but they were far from thatoverused word. Last year McCarthy madesome Chicago sports history when heguided the baseball team to its first win¬ning season since they joined the MCAC.Although the team finished in third, the winning turnaround started last year.The big news comes from the Women’sAthletic Association awards banquet. Theusually reserved softball head coach, KimVance was seen smoking a cigar that shetook from women’s tennis coach WilliamSimms. Although Vance is not known as anafficiendo of Havana’s finest, but she wasblowing some skillful smoke rings.Will Montella’s breakaway ability impress Mike Ditka?BV ARA JELAUANSt. Norbert steamrolls trackArzou AhsanStaff WriterAfter many years as the conferencepowerhouse, the University of ChicagoWomen’s Track team placed 9th in a fieldof 11 at last weekend’s conference Champ¬ionship meet. Chicago managed to garneronly 22^ points while the big winner, St.Norbert, ran away with 143.According to Head Coach Mike Karluk,many of the team’s problems this yearstem from a lack of depth. Because of thepersonnel shortage there have often beenno Chicago entries in many events. Suchwas the case last weekend.At the conference meet, Chicago’s highscorers were seniors Natalie Williams andShauna Smith. Williams scored 10 of the team’s points. She came in 3rd in the 100mwith a time of 13.46, 5th in the 200m at 27.64and 5th in the high jump with a leap of 16’5.Smith, who also had a stellar indoorseason, placed 2nd in the 100m high hurdles(15.65 s) with yet another 8^ points for theteam.Rising star, freshman Kathy Irschickadded two more by placing 5th in the 5000min 20:45.34. She just missed in the 1500.placing 7th with a time of 5:21.30. Consid¬ering that’s almost a minute better thanher times at the beginning of the indoorseason, Irschick put in a commendableperformance.Rounding out the scoring for Chicago wasthe 1600m relay team of Smith, LisaPeterson, Lisa Miotto, and Nan Lewicky. Itplaced 5th with a time of 4:20.95.KENNEDY, RYAN, MONIGAL & ASSOC.5506 South Lake Park667-6666WIDE CHOICE OF INEXPENSIVE HOUSINGINNS OF COURTCharming building south of 55th Street onBlackstone. Five room condo with gleaming oakfloors, updated kitchen and bath. Perfect for singleor couple. Priced to sell at $49,900. Mrs. Ridlon.5851 BLACKSTONETwo nice sunny one bedroom units, both with newkitchens. Your choice—one at $41,000 and one at$39,900. Marie Wester (res. 947-0557).CORNELL AND 53RDRehabber special. One bedroom, sunporch, park¬ing, Good space, layout and light. $35,000. MarieWester (res. 947-0557).UNDER $50,000for a two bedroom condo near shopping and tenniscourts. Formal dining room, new kitcnen with oakcabinets. Larqe back porch and fenced yard. Mrs.Ridlon.UNIVERSITY PARK ON 55THGreat location. Close to campus, downtowntransportation and shopping. Secure buildings.Health club, pool and garage available.* *One bedroom. Newly carpeted. On higher floor.$28,000. Irene Pillars.* *One bedroom with GARAGE SPACE. Tenth floor. Ex¬cellent condition. Immediate occupancy. $35,000. JeanneSpurlock.* *Two bedrooms, two baths. GARAGE SPACE.$43,000. Mrs. Ridlon. HAIR PHD.PRECISION HAIR DESIGNS1315 E. 57th StreetChicago, IL 60637PH. 363-0700GRAND OPENING SPECIALS:20% OFF RETAIL PRODUCTSNEXXUS, REDKEN & JA’MIHAIR CUTSWomen *20 NOW *15Men reg. */s NOW * 10 Children under 12Girls $10Boys 5 8PRICES INCLUDE SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER i STYLINGPERMS .<%. 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(Knowledge of Judaica is desired)IF THIS SOUNDS like the job for you, please sendresume and references (complete with phonenumbers) to: HYDE PARK J.C.C., 1100 E Hyde ParkBlvd., Chicago 60615 (NO phone calls, please) 11APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Spacious, newly-decoratedlarge studios and onebearooms in quiet, well-maintained buildings doseto campus.Immediate OccupancyBU8-556618—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20, 1986CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $3 per line. Ads are not accepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our of¬fice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tues¬day & Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior topublication. Absolutely no exceptions will bemade! In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments will be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any errors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA 8. U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water ineluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri. 9-2 on Sat.Large 1-Bedroom Coop. Top Floor, 5 Rooms,Excellent Condition, Good View And Lots OfSunlight, Borders University, $27K, 955-6789.Wanted Professional Couple or Ind. to rentlovely co-op apt in East Hyde Park. Elegant1920's high rise building; extremely secure. 2BDR, 2 bath, full DR, new kitchen. Lake views,hard wood floors, furnished or unfurnished$875. June 1.962-7725, 947 8108.SPACIOUS 2BR AVAIL 6/15 FOR NEWLEASE. 3RD FL 5319 S CORNELL. S575/MOINCL HEAT. SUN-PORCH LGE KITCHENCALL 684-1859.House for rent. Wonderful 4 bedroom vintagehouse with 3 woodburning fireplaces. Furnish¬ed and newly decorated. Lovely back yard.One year rental starting 8/1/86. $1600 permonth plus utilities. 5751 Dorchester. URBANSEARCH 337-2400.Location! Location! Location! This lovely twobedroom condo is located at 1410 E. 56th St.Which is a prime location. The assessmentsare a low 144 per month. The huge kitchen alsoincludes a breakfast area and a laundry area.The yard is wonderfully big and tree lined. On¬ly 64,000. Separate dining room or study. URBAN SEARCH 337 2400.Quiet luxury at 5000 Cornell. Life at 5000 Cor¬nell is quiet, secure and luxurious. This charming two bedroom, two bath condo is in a particularly well insulated building, an importantcriterion for those who work at home. Owner¬ship in 10C also includes the right to a parkingspace in the adjacent lot. A doorman is presentto lend assistance and security. Theassessments are $265 per month an this in¬cludes twice a year window washing services.And the owners tell me that the buildingengineer is wonderful. $64,000. URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.1 Bdrm apt. in prof's house in beautiful SouthShore area. AC, hardwood floors, free laundry,very quiet. $150/mo. incls. utilities. Call Rick363-7483or955-7106. (Summersublet)Summer Sublet Perfect Location & Price: 54thbtw Wdlwn & Kimbark, 1BR in Sunny 2BR.Rent Negotiable. CALL Alison or Andrea, 955-7106.ARE YOU LOOKING for a spacious apt w/allmod conv incl w/d d/d nr shopping, 1C bus 8.lake? We have 2 rms: tiny br w/prv. bath andIg bdr ($235,260) in magnificent 4br apt nr 55th8, Cornell. Non-smoking Grad students prefer¬red. Call 684-0662. Occupancy 7/16 or 9/1.Do you want a lovely condo near your office?This three bedroom condo is located at 5602Blackstone. It has two very tastefully donebaths. The sunroom off the living room is adelight. There are matching leaded glassmotifs in the diningroom and sunroom. Laundry chores are easy because there is a laundryroom adjacent to the kitchen. URBAN SEAR¬CH 337-2400.Live so close to Orly's that you can eat lunchthere anytime! This three bedroom condo is aHyde Park bargain for $59,900. Enjoy a formaldiningroom with a built in hutch! Goodbuilding with rotating parking space. 1653 E.55th Street. URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.Riverfront vacation home 1/3 share. Rotateweeks with 2 other owners. 124 mi from HP. Xctry skiing, canoing, gardening. Substantial 3bdrm hse, frplc, mod kitch, screened porch.Joint maint. 24,000. 752-5692.Huge 8 room apt in vintage 3-flat 55th 8. Kenwood. Call URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.Quiet grad stdnts: 2 rms open in 3 bdrm apt. Asunny unhassled place for work, near Co-op.5185 incl heat. Available June 15. 667 2273.SENIORADULTCENTERDIRECTORDO YOU HAVE the background, the experience andexpertise to supervise program staff and coordinatesocial services for Seniors? (Knowledge of Judaica isrequired.)PLEASE SEND RESUME and references (completewith phone numbers) to: HYDE PARK J ,C C., 1100 EHyde Park Blvd , Chicago 60615 (NO phone calls,please)equal opportunity employer SUMMER SUBLET- Great location! 57th andDrexel. 3 bedrms., 2 bath. Furnished, AC, laun¬dry. Available 6-15-86. Rent negotiable. 7529655 (Leslie).LARGE STUDIO, UNIV., COURTYARDVIEW. QUIET, LIGHT, CLEAN, SECURE,WELL-KEPT. MANY BUILDINGAMENITIES: SALE $24,000; RENT $380/MO„251 4009.Attractive vintage coach house apt. Near campus, 4 rooms, fireplace, modern kitchen.Suitable for 1 or 2 adults. 324-5116.LARGE, SUNNY ONE BEDROOM$330.00/month. Available June 1, 1986. Summersublet with option to renew October lease. CallMargot 787 3873 (w) or 955-2520 (H).SUMMER SUBLET 1 BR in 2 BR apt. at 56thand University Private bath and living rms.avail. June 15 thru July/mid-Aug. Nonsm.$273/month-negotiable. Call 667-6592 after5pm.1 Bdrm in Large Sunny 2 bdrm apt, 2 Porches,Living room, Dining room, Kitchen. 54th 8>Woodlawn. Available Mid-June to Sept. 30th.$250/month-negotiable. Call 752 0912.Furn. 4 BR condo at 55th 8, Everett (2 blk frlake) avail, for 1 or 2 yr. lease. Sunny,fireplace, 2 baths, heat incl. $1000. Call 962-9875days, 684-0705 eves.SUMMER SUBLET1 bdrm. apt. near 55th 8< Cornell. On C routeUtilities incl. Laundry facilities. $300. Callbefore 9 A.M. or try later.This lovely coop near the U of C is much largerthan a usual studio. There are four distinctareas if you count the kitchen. You may pur¬chase an indoor parking space from the coopnext door. A gardening plot is also available.The floors are lovely and the plaster is smooth.The assessments are a low $117. per month andthat includes your taxes. Only $20,000. 1520 E.59th St. URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.SUMMER SUBLET: furnished 2 bdrm 2 bathapt. in high rise bldg, avail. 6/10-9/22, A/C,doorman, lake view, near public transport.Call 288-5075.Perfect summer! Sublet! Excellent location!Right across from field house 5557 University.2 bedroom/2 bathrooms, fully furnished. Call947-0036 or 324-5384 for more info.SPACE WANTEDSummer housing wanted for single undergradwoman. Room or house sit. References. Lisa317-653 2411 or Karen 288-6294.PEOPLE WANTEDStatistician/Psychologist, grad student orteacher: you analyze my data (architecturalaptitude testing), we co-author article. Prof.Hood. 922-2212, 9 am-5 pm, M-F.ACTIVIST STUDENTS and others. Earn $165-$300/wk helping ACORN organize citizens forsocial 8. economic justice. Issues include: rapeprevention, house abandonment, 8, utilityrates. Summer/permanent openings. Call 9-noon 939-7492.Mellow Yellow is now hiring a full time servicebartender. Full and part-time wait-staff ex¬perienced preferred. Apply M-F between 9-11a.m. 1508 E. 53rd Street.Parttime administrative assistant needed.Ideal job for student spouse, graduate studentor other qualified person. Please phone 9621055 for details.We need a regular babysitter for children 3 and7 months to work occassional days (especiallyFriday) and evenings at home. Suit warmreliable grad student/spouse experienced withchildren. Refs required call 962-7375 weekdayArt related business seeks an individual towork as an administrative assistant. Daily, 10-4, $7 per hr. North loop location. Typing skillsrequired. Call 493-7218.ALBINOS: Male and females with ALBINISMor OCULAR ALBINISM for research study.Free eye exam by Ophthalmologist included.Contact Mike Messing at 962 1985.Grad student with Summer Work Studywanted to start June 2 at Smart Gallery. Work19.5 hrs/wk at $5.61/hr. Call Sarah at 753 2121.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING 8. DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363 0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE U WAITModel Camera 8. Video 1342 E. 55th St. 4936700.Enrollment is now open for A Summer Institute in Listening 8. Communication Skills. Atthe Chicago Counseling 8, PsychotherapyCenter. The six sessions will begin Wed., July23 at 7:30 pm, and will include seminars, peerlistening and individual consultation. Registerearly by calling the Center at 684 1800.Hyde Park Movers Serving the Hyde ParkKenwood surrounding Chgo area with pride.Household moving free packing cts del n/cfrom 12/hr many other services. 493 9122.Responsible graduate student will providechild care in exchange for room and board thissummer. Call Nancy wk. 266 9544 hm. 929 7465. THE BETTER IMAGE professional portraitand wedding photography. Call 643 6262.Typing Typing Typing - Dissertations, lettersetc. Grammar correct. Call Elaine 667-8657.BABY childcare avail. Responsible, creative,exper. 684 2820.Typing services avail. All documents. CallN ina, 667 5688 day or eves.FOR SALETeakwood 8. chrome 5'8''x3' desk (no drawers)with 2 chrome 8. brown cloth chairs - $230(reduced from $280) D: 962 7747 E. 752 4687.KAY PRO 2 8. Software, Excellent Condition.Asking $675. Call 667 8562.Nearly new double bed, just six months old andin great condition. $150. Call 955 6538.79 CHYR HORIZON...good condition sunrf,stereo $1300 contact Peter 643 1102.Classy solid walnut desk, 30x52, 7 drawer, andchair. Both beautiful. $300. 363 0718MATTRESS 8. BOXSPRING, full-size sealyperfect rest ultra, used one schoolyear, $160 orB.O. free bedframe. Call Helen, 667 4296.On campus free standing 3 bdrm hse 2 car garin Ray schl at 5610 Drexel this Victoriancharmer needs work so its priced low 70's Call624-1892 or 324 1423 owner.Canon AE1 Program camera outfit with wideangle and zoom lenses plus flash. Call 373-4004,leave message for John.For Sale: Toyota Corolla Liftback, Navy, 5-speed, Sunroof, FM-AM radio, New Tires;$2600, 288 2134.Zenith Z-148 PC w/10 meg HD, has turbo-speed(8 MHz) switch, 384 K, ser/par ports,RGB/comp mon ports, DOS 2.1, incl ZenithZVM-1220 gr comp monitor, both 5 mos old.$1100. 241-6658 after 6, wkends.For Sale: Dinnette set, twin bed, desks, chairs,TV. 288-2134.Sofabed Inn. sprg. matt, 9x12 Oriental rug, 19"Col TV, Hitachi, Twr spkrs 90 watt, TV8«Stereocabinet, Steamr Trunk, fldng tbl, fridge, Aquar20 gal. File cabinet, more. 288-5021.2 Schwinn Bikes 24" Dirtbike 26" chrome lsp.ex cond $60 ea. Air hockey table $25. 288 1685.Chevy Nova 77 2 dr hbk 2 owner only. Extrareliable. Must sell $950. 955-1332 pref eve.Maytag washer. 5 yrs old $100 or best offer.Call 643-1510 eves.AMC- '79 Hornet Wagon V6 stan. trans. 35,000mi. AM/FM in good cond. needs some brakework $1,800, price neg. 962-9592/241-6147.WANTEDNeed tickets for graduation. Price negotiableCall Joe 753-2233 Hitchcock 112.SCENESTHE RED BOWMAN a film on the annual fertility ritual of the Umeda people of Papua NewGuinea, shown by the Ethnographic FilmGroup on Thurs 22 May at 7pm in Ida NoyesWest Lounge.LOST& FOUNDLOST COCKATIEL — grey and yellow speckl¬ed band on each leg - reward 955-8525.LASER PRINTINGWord Processing and laserwriter printing.Laser quality printing of resumes, papers,dissertations, and Macintosh files. Call Top ofthe Desk, Inc. at 947-0585 evenings andweekends for rates and quotes.PROFESSIONALSERVICESThe Chicago Counseling 8. PsychotherapyCenter founded 15 years ago on a firm belief inthe worth and dignity of each person, offersempathic, effective counseling 8.psychotherapy to individuals, couples andfamilies. Loop and Hyde Park Offices. Feesflexible, insurance accepted. Call 684 1800 fora brochure and/or an appointment.SEEKINGTREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center in return for participating in a 3 week study to evaluate drugpreference. Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs. Participants must be between 21 8. 55 years old and in good health. Forfurther information call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 8,11:30 a.m. Refer to study A.EDWARPO'S FOR LUNCH10 min. service in dining rm from quick lunchmenu or it's free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E. 57th. Ph 241 7960.APARTMENT WANTEDOne bedroom or studio wanted near campus.Must allow dog and have fenced in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684 6788 or 962 9555.$$$ & F U NPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4 5 per session. Call 962 8859 between 8:30 and noon to register. NEWYORKTiMESDelivered to your door for only 35« per daythroughout Hyde Park. Call 643-9624today!ACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take APRIL WILSON'S five week GERMANCOURSE &. High pass the summer languageexam! Classes meet M-F, beginning JUNE 23.Three sections; 10:30 12:30, 1 3 8. 6 8PM. Cost:$225. The course is effective 8< often fun! Formore information 8< to register, call. 667 3038.MACINTOSH UPGRADES512K $249 120 day warranty, housecalls SS Sonydisks 1.69, DS Sony disks 2.85 CYBERSYSTEMS 667-4000.GET OUT OF HOUSINGWe are looking for interesting people to live inour house. We offer low rent, full use of our kit¬chen, laundry room, etc. Come by our studybreaks Tuesdays at 9 D.U. 5714 Woodlawn.YEARBOOKSCap and Gown 1986 — Yearbook orders will betaken May 19-23, Reynolds Club, 10-2. Cost ofyearbook is $16.00. Books will not be availablein the fall. Order now!SENIORSCap and Gown 1986 — Seniors, yearbook orderswill be taken May 19-23, Reynolds Club, 10-2.Don't leave the U of C without a copy!INDIAN DINNER!Catered buffet INDIAN DINNER Sat May 31stI House, dinner served 7pm. Followed by par¬ty w/deejay! Featuring Tandoori chicken,dessert 8< vegetarian dishes $5/person, $4/1House res. for tickets, contact your dorm rep,or call 947-0037 or 667-1668 until lam.SWIM INSTRUCTOREnergetic CERTIFIED Swim Instructor needed for summer program w/youths 6-14.Resume: Dorothy Byrd, Blue Gargoyle, 5655 S.University 60637. Begins Mid-June.POETRY READINGThe Morton Dauwen Zabel fund of the Department of English presents a poetry reading byAlan Shapiro, Wednesday, May 21 at 4:30 pmin Wieboldt 408. Free.PIANO LESSONSSUMMER PIANO LESSONS with EdwardMondello Teacher of piano music Dept. 1960-1980 Tel. 752-4485.DID YOU HEAR!DR. FRED ROSNER Hillel is looking for anaudio copy of Dr Rosner's talk from theMedical Ethics Conference Sunday April 6,1986. Call 752-1127 if you know of any copies.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!Daily from 4pm. Call 667-7394.HOTLINE LISTENSTrained volunteers are waiting for your call in¬formation, referrals, Listening and Crisis in¬tervention, 7pm to 7am, seven days a week.753-1777.FEMINIST RADIOWomen's Voices An exciting program ofwomen's music and discussion of women'sissues. Mondays from 5-6pm, on WHPK,88.5FM.GALA GOINGS ONDon't leave without saying goodbye, come tothe last GALA coffeehouse 9pm 5615 S.Woodlawn.SUMMER SUBLETBeautiful 3 bdrm/2 bath apt w/ huge livingroom. Kimbark between 53rd & 54th. $675/moneg. avail 6/15 thru 9/15.947-0747 ext 213.UNIVERSITY PARK RENTStudio for rent on top floor lake view poolhealth club parking. Near UC summer or yearlease 7/1 $449,393-1034.APPLE PRODUCTSMacPIus - $1580; Mac 512K Enhanced W/800Kinternal disk drive - $1100, 800K External DiskDrive $360 ; 800K Internal Disk DriveUpgrade $250; call Microcomputer Distribu¬tion Center at 962-6086 for more details.EXCITING JOBWork as a Part-time stockclerk at the CompCenter's Microcomputer Distribution Center.Positions now available. Clerks must beregistered students and be able to work 15 to 20hours per week between the hours of 10 am and4 pm. Call Joyce Morris at 2 6082 for detailsMOVING EAST!CONDO FOR SALE 2 bdrm close to UC, modkitch. dshwshr, clothes wash/dryer, levelors,off-st parking, stripped wood, $55,000 752 5282.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20,1986—19