INSIDE:Definitive graffitipage four ^ day at the zoo page 16 Tuesday sleepswith your friendspage tenThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 48 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, May 6,11986MECA, REBEL split SG officer electionsBy Michael Schoopand Larry KavanaghStaff WritersThe balance of power in Stu¬dent Government (SG) hasshifted after last week’s election.Amy Moss and Tim Hansen ofthe REBEL electorial blockwere elected President and Fi¬nance Committee Chairpersonrespectively, (the only seats forwhich that party had candidatesslated), while MECA’s AlisonInafuku, William McDade, andJennie Jane took Vice-President.Treasurer, and Secretary re¬spectively.Since all of the present of¬ficers, (excepting McDade whowas re-elected), resigned at lastThursday’s SG meeting, thenewly elected candidates willtake their places immediately.Normally the term for officersruns through the end of Springquarter.The biggest surprise in theelection was Moss’s large )rycumbent Bill Florida. McDade,who is entering his fifth Assem¬bly, suggested that Florida washurt by the student backlash toSG’s perceived role in the SpringFormal, the LCB, and the pro-spie boycott. ‘‘Bill Florida wentalong with the majority of theexecutive committee, even whenhe disagreed with them in prin¬ciple. That is the democraticway. The student body, though,was unable to separate BillFlorida from all of SG's prob¬lems.”McDade. despite his lead¬ership in many of the battleswhich hurt Florida, was not af¬fected by the backlash. Thetreasurer led all vote-getters forthe second year in a row.Moss credited her victory toher enthusiasm and work cam¬paigning. Her ideas for the fu¬ture center around involvingmore students in student gov¬ernment. “We need more man¬power and support to become a force on campus,” the new pres¬ident stated. To this end sheplans to meet with graduatestudent groups to increase theirparticipation in and awarenessof SG.Moss’s agenda includes plansto address SG’s internal prob¬lems by informing new assemblymembers about the assembly’sconstitution and attempting toenforce policies outlined thereinmore stringently than in thepast. Active participation by theindividual assembly members aswell as the SG committees willalso be stressed. “1 want to have50 assembly members giving meideas. It is wrong for one personto control completely what is¬sues the assembly addresses,”she said.One of Moss's biggest prob¬lems, according to McDade, willbe the implementation of herproposals. “Three of the hardestworkers in SG, Wendy Schiller(past vice-president), LisaMontgomery (past finance chair), and Mary Lynne Birck(defeated candidate for financechair) are gone. Someone is go¬ing to have to do the work thosepeople did.” The new president’splans to involve more peoplewith SG next year seems to bedirected at filling that void.McDade predicted that the suc¬cess of Moss’s administration isdirectly linked to the quality ofthe people around her.An obvious source of man¬power for the president are theMECA candidates who wereelected. McDade indicated thathe was willing to work withMoss, but has not spoken withher since the election. The otherMECA party members wereunavailable for comment.Political observers noted that this is the second consecutiveelection in which the presidentelected is from a different partythan the majority of the execu¬tive committee Last fall, theexecutive committee endorsedPhyllis Williamson, who was de¬feated by Florida. Florida laterjoined forces with the officers,forming the MECA party.Voter turnout this year wasthe highest in recent history.Wendy Schiller, past vice-president who ran the election,attributed the large turnout to“sheer campaigning.’’ Shestated. “People worked harderthis year than I have seen in thefour years that I have beenhere.” Schiller noted that therewere also more polling placesthis year than ever before.Prospie protest ineffective\Student Government Election ResultsPRESIDENT SECRETARYAmy Moss 564 Jennie Jane 380Zyad Benaissa ... 131 Sari Ratner 320Bill Florida 287 Shirley Chung 270Jamie Graf 167 TREASURERWilliam McDade 661VICE PRESIDENT Laird McKay 258Alison Inafuku 471 FINANCE COMMITTEE CHAIRMike Kelly 150 Mary Lynne Birck 354Peter Semler 73 Bill Gantz 210Phil Wilhite 379 Tim Hansen 486V.Second City-style troupe slated for fall By Tom JehnContributing WriterThe Student Government (SG)protest against prospie week-endfailed to register any significantreaction among U of C adminis¬trators. The now infamous SGflyer had been handed out toprospective students to discour¬age them from attending the Uof C because of the administra¬tion’s controversial handling ofthe LCB and the Spring Formal.Administrators agreed in veryterse statements that the SGprotest was unfortunate and in¬effective. Although he was notinvolved in the incident. CharlesO'Connell, vice-president anddean of students in the Univer¬sity, believed that the flyer wasnot taken “very seriously” bystudents here or by prospies.By Beth GreenStaff WriterBernie Sahlins, the director ofSecond City, will hold auditionsMay 12 and 15 for a new campusimprovisational group.Next fall, Sahlins will teach acourse in Improvisational Actingthat members of the troupe canopt to take for credit. FrankKinahan, associate professor inEnglish and an advisor to stu¬dent theatre groups, stated, “The committee on General Stud¬ies has a little known dramatrack upon which students canreceive course credit for workwithin the theatre.” Studentswill be evaluated by Sahlins,who will be an instructor inGeneral Studies in the Human¬ities, and Kinahan.BY CHRISTINE DYRUOFrank Kinahan Early in January, the troupewill give their first performancein the Cloister Club of Ida NoyesHall. The shows will be pre¬sented on a cabaret-style basis,and will be performed 12-14times each quarter. Their firstperformance will be on the Uni¬versity itself, and the revue willchange every quarter. Kinahanstated, “What we might be look¬ing at is a living, breathing ver¬sion of the Harvard Lampoon,except, of course, more soph¬isticated.”The troupe will be divided intotwo groups, and only one groupwill perform during any givenquarter. The other group willrehearse the next revue whichthey will perform the followingquarter.Sahlins, a 1943 College grad¬uate and one of the key figuresinvolved in bringing the Inter¬national Theatre Fest to Chic¬ago, will choose 25-30 persons toperform in the troupe. Kinahananticipates at least 200 people atthe auditions. According to Kin¬ahan, the primary pool of actorswill come from the student body,but opportunities to audition areopen to other full-time membersof the University as well.Steven Schroer, managing di¬rector of University Theatre,stated, “This is the city for im¬provisation. It all started at theU of C 35-40 years ago. Perhapsthere’s something at the U of C— some special quality — thatmakes it possible for this revivalof ancient tradition to take place here.”According to Kinahan, in the40’s and 50’s there was terrificenergy and theatrical talent oncampus. 55th Street was linedwith coffeehouses and bars,some of the more prominent ofwhich featured improvisationaltheatre. However, once urbanrenewal venues came, theatreopportunities either went un¬derground, moved to the north-side, or ceased to exist. Kinahancontinued on page seven ^^ by ARTHUR ELLISCharles O Connell Edward Turkington. associatedean of students in the Univer¬sity. said "I believe that the twoprospie week-ends went verywell,” calling the SG action “amistake.” Dan Hall, dean ofCollege Admissions and Aid. re¬fused to comment.Jeff Makos, the StudentSchools Committee <SSC' fac¬ulty adviser, said that “a studentgroup, the Student Government,(was) making what they per¬ceived to be a valid statement.”but it was a “misguided state¬ment” because it was inter¬preted as a cause of "tension”between another student group,namely the Student SchoolsCommittee, which is a servicecommittee, and SG Makos em¬phasized. however, that SG andSSC did, in the end, “work out anunderstanding.” Makos felt thatthe flyer "did not have a lot ofimpact on the administration,”nor on prospies, and that SGcould have put its efforts in otherareas.Ironically, the presence ofstudents handing out the SG fly¬ers during prospie week-endmade the U of C campus appearmore active than it actually is,Makos said. This, combined withthe fact that this year the cam¬pus enjoyed its most successfulApril prospie week-end, ren¬dered the protest action in¬effective, according to Makos.Spring Formal downtown FridayBy Michael BreenStaff WriterThis year’s All-UniversitySpring Formal dance will beheld from 9 pm to 1 am, Friday,May 9 in the Grand and StateBallrooms at the Palmer House.Tickets will be on sale throughMay 9 at the Reynolds Club boxoffice and various other campuslocations. Tickets are $12.50 perstudent (limit of two, UCID mustbe presented) and $100.00 pernon-students. According to SueWrobel of Students to Save theSpring Formal, 150 of the 1,000tickets available have alreadybeen sold.As a convenience to dance-goers, a shuttle bus will run be¬tween the University and thePalmer House from 6:30 pm to 2am. The bus will leave from infront of Ida Noyes every hour, onthe half hour, from 6:30 pm to 10:30 pm. Buses will return fromthe Palmer House every hour, onthe hour, between 7 and 11 pmand at 1 and 2 pm. Returningbuses will stop at Pierce, theShoreland, and Burton-Judson.Spring Formal tickets must bepresented in order to board.Once at the Spring Formal,patrons will be treated to themusic of jazz trumpeter May¬nard Ferguson and his 10-piecebackup band. According toWrobel, Ferguson will play “late’30’s jazz and swing music. Hehas more of a jazzy sound thanbig band.”For refreshments, there willbe eight cash bars, four servingalcoholic beverages and fourserving non-alcoholic beverages.ID s will be checked at the barsserving alcohol. In addition,various fancy hors d’oevres willbe served, including importedcheeses, relishes, various can¬ apes, and fresh fruits.Dress for the Spring Formal is“black tie optional.” Wrobelemphasized that formal attire isnot necessary . “Manv of theguys wear sports jackets, andmany of the girls wear streetlength dresses. You don't need torent a tuxedo or a ball gown inorder to go.”Wrobel added, “ATou don’tneed a steady date in order togo. We strongly encourage peo¬ple to go, even alone, or with agroup of friends just to hear theband and maybe dance.” Shealso expressed her hopes that alarge number of graduate stu¬dents, often a minority in all-University events, would attend.“One of the reasons we’re hold¬ing the formal downtown,”Wrobel said, “is to make theevent attractive to grad stu¬dents. I really hope that this willbe a trulv all-Universitv pvpnt ”<* a^ocuti^M-^ *te> United W&f\oJi$t"3°onda-tufr]^.INVITE You To SPEND The WEEKEND .*TF^ POLITICS of OOPatvCypSIAN CQHAUWITU:BuilduyGlockj -for peace- witfi. justice. “PR6S6NrTATlON5/MDRK5HOP5/lVORJSHIPJfjcologiajt; vtfi&Menccs-£>r. Jerni Joltc cAlau 9-li, mGWW > - 9 (w^-Direc-ttjr( SHAL-OM C£WT£R_Augsburg QdI tege^Sioux Falls, S.b.Scholar-'in- ^gsidenog^Cfuc390Jr^ vSATUA£>AV ^ a*w — 3 :9JT" p»w-c^ustana_Jiitf]£ran-C(uircft^~tf Jtyde/krJ^55oo $.v/oodlavvH av<£'er>coixraqed calu jg \'^J x•m-vm ,. jjz ^;| ijV'/fra4c(missu*v f!‘iNEW ISSUEEveryone SharesGSB FOLLIES 1986Marketable Insecurities(without peer)A Wage Rate Parodyfrom BIG SHOT PRODUCTIONSSHOWING AT MANDEL HALL 8 PMFRIDAY, MAY 9 SATURDAY, MAY 10ADVANCE TICKETS *5" 4/28 THRU 5/7AVAIL. @ REYNOLDS CLUB & STUART HALL The HiPSS. program invites all potential andcurrent HiPSS students to a lecture to be givenbyWill ProvlneCornell UniversityAuthor of “The Historyof Theoretical PopulationGenetics”on the topic ofEthics, Philosophyand SociobiologySS 207 3:30 pmWednesday, May 7 Refreshmentswill be served.Information about the HiPSSprogram will be available.IFaDS♦sc<0DC♦a22S055oc nasionosio huskTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, May 8 * Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallCynthia Stone, flute; Paula White, violin; Caroline C jis,viola; and Amy Stambach, cello.Mozart; Quartets in G Major (KV 285a) and A Major (KV 298)for flute, violin, viola, and violoncello.Admission is free.Saturday, May 10 - University Chamber Orchestra8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSteve Zike, conductor.Mozart: Piano Concerto No. 23 in A, K.488 (Shoko Tategami,soloist * Winner 1986 Concerto Competition); Boyce: Sym¬phony No, 1; Britten- Seranade for Tenor, Horn & Strings(Donald Doig, tenor; Stephen Proser, Fr. horn); Grieg:Holberg Suite.Admission is free.Sunday, May 11 - CCP Recital: ROBERT MORGAN, oboe3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HaltWith David Schrader, keyboard.Hindemith: oboe and English horn sonatas; Couperin: SuiteRoyate; and other works.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSTuesday, May 13 * University Motet Choir12:15 p.m., Cultural Center (Randolph & Michigan)Bruce Tammen, conductor.Music by Palestrina, Victoria, Chesnekov, Bergo and Kverno.Admission is free.Thursday, May 13 ■ Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallGordon Marsh, piano; Dan Zimmerman, violin; Sara Beattie,cello.Music of Beethoven and Faure.Admission is free.Thursday, May 15 - Special Benefit Concert:AGUSTIN ANIEVAS, piano8:00 p.m., Mandel HallPresented in conjunction with The CollegeAll-Chopin program to include the B minor Sonata.Tickets: $25, patron; $10, general; $5, UC studentsAvailable at the Dept, of Music Concert Office, GoH 310,962-8068. 3CJba3sO3G533Cli#)nosic»nusion«mri§y2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986established for black graduate studentsFellowshipsBy Sue ChorvatStaff WriterIn honor of the late University of Chicagoalumnus and President of Moorehouse Col¬lege, the Benjamin E. Mays Graduate Fel¬lowship Program has been established atthe University of Chicago. The program isdesigned to attract black students who wishto earn a PhD and enter the academicprofessions.According to Deputy Provost AllenSanderson, “We want this to be the pre¬mier fellowship for minority students.”The fellowship will award to students withfull tuition, an $8,000 stipend, a book al¬lowance, as well as additional funds forprofessional development. Sanderson ex¬plained that the extras that the fellowshipprovides make the package more alluring:“We will be looking for two students whowill especially stand out.” He adds that thenormal fellowship recruiting procedureswill be used. The Mays Fellowship is re¬newable for four years.Sanderson believes that the implementa¬tion of the Mays Fellowship “is a trueindicator that the University is very inter¬ested in increasing minority enrollment.”Cynthia Washington, president of theOrganization for Black Students, (OBS),was enthusiastic about the fellowship buthesitated to say it is a major indicator ofincreasing black enrollment. “I would sayPoetry readingThe Moody lecture fund will be sponsor¬ing a reading by poet Michael Longley onTuesday, May 6, at 8 pm in Harper 103. Oneof the generation of poets that emerged inNorthern Ireland in the 1960’s, Longley iscurrently artistic director of the NorthernIrish Arts Council. His full-length col¬lections include No Continuing City (1969),An Exploded View (1973), Man Lying on aWall (1976) and The Echo Gate (1979). HisCollected Poems, which includes his morerecent work, will be published by Penguinthis autumn. Speaking of Longley’sSelected Poems, the Times Literary Sup¬plement recently described the poet as“the most varied and versatile of theUlster poets”, a man whose “considerablegifts” have revealed him as “one of themost rewarding poets of his generation.” that it is a positive step. It wouldn’t affectme but a lot of people feel its a greatopportunity,” she said.John Wallace, chairman of the MinorityAffairs Committee for Student Governmentalso feels the fellowship is a positive sign.He stated, however, that “one fellowshipdoesn’t exactly mean a major step in in¬creasing enrollment.”“There’s a lot of money available forpromising black students for graduateschool not only in state schools but also inthe Ivies,” said Wallace. He added, “The Uof C would like to get its share too.”Wallace, who “will probably be here” forgraduate school, would like to one dayteach sociology. He is interested in theMays Fellowship but points out that al¬though the program is designed for thosepursuing academic professions, “It doesn’thave a facet for actual teaching experi¬ence. There are no guaranteed TA positionsor internships.”A recent article in The New York TimesMagazine written by U of C alumnus BrentStaples emphasizes the fact that promisingblack students are the object of recruitingBy Elizabeth BrooksNews EditorThe Renaissance Society will hold areception on Wednesday, May 7 at 7 pm toopen their new exhibit entitled New Sculp¬ture: Robert Gober, Jeff Koons, HaimSteinbach.Gary Garrels, a New York art historianand gallery director, will speak about theworks at 6 pm preceding the reception.The exhibition presents objects fromeveryday life sculpturally displayed tocomment upon socioeconomic, cultural,and personal issues of the day.In an essay about the works, Garrelsnotes that “this exhibition... represents asignificant shift in contemporary sculpturein the last five years toward the making ofsculpture based on the ordinary object.”While many of the sculptors’ counterparts“transform objects of detritus — the refuseof broken and abandoned products of con¬temporary consumer society... Gober,Koons, and Steinbach instead take andmake objects of pristine appearance, un¬broken wholes...Their work thus extends arather distinctive American preoccupation wars between schools. The article looks atthe diminishing presence of black studentsat major universities.Staples points out that although the Uni¬versity of Chicago is located within one ofthe most expansive black populations in thenation, “During the last ten years at theUniversity of Chicago, though overall stu¬dent body has grown and other minoritieshave increased in number, the percentagesof black undergraduates has fallen bynearly half, to about 2.5 per cent.”According to the Times article, “Of themore than 1,100 professors, only 13, orabout 1 per cent, are black, and there are38 percent fewer tenured and tenure-trackblacks on the faculty than there were adecade ago.”J. Lorand Matory, graduate student,member of OBS and the Black GraduateForum, (BGF), recognizes the great de¬mand for promising black students both forgraduate and undergraduate schools, asmany universities eagerly opened theirdoors to him when he was an applicant. “Iwas offered more money at Har¬vard... Students of the caliber to considerwith the new.”The Renaissance Society was founded in1915 with an aim to increase public aware¬ness and understanding of all forms ofcontemporary art. The gallery does nothouse a permanent collection but ratherattempts to curate works by artists at thecutting edge of success. In the past, theRenaissance Society has displayed the this place have gotten into Harvard andYale....” Concerning the Mays Fellowship,Matory says, “I’m pleased that Mrs. Grayis trying to elevate the number of blackgraduates here, but much more is needed.”The Times article explains that hopefulsigns are emerging that universities areworking to expand the shrinking pool ofblack students. Matory feels that at theUniversity of Chicago some fundamentalproblems must be addressed before in¬creasing numbers of black students arecompelled to enroll. “First there must bethe application of programs in Black andAfro-American Studies, as well as an in¬crease in black faculty. A more extensiveeffort to pursuade black students to comehere by offering funding must be made.And finally the University must work onthe security problem. Black students aretreated most disrespectfully by campussecurity.”In addition to the Mays Fellowship, theUniversity has commissioned more than $3million dollars from its unrestricted budgetto a Trustee Fellowship for Minority Stu¬dents Program over the past 17 years.works of Picasso, Matisse, Roualt, Calder,and Kandinsky, and other well-known art¬ists.The New Sculpture exhibition will runfrom May 7-June 21 at the RenaissanceSociety, located in Cobb 418. The gallery isopen Tues-Fri, 10 am-4 pm ; Sat-Sun, 12 pm-4 pm. The reception and the exhibit areopen to the public free of charge."New Sculpture" on display at Renaissance SocietyThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986—3The Ch MaroonStudent Newspaper of Ihe Diversity of ChicagoCASH intentionally vagueCOLUMNTo the Editor:I would like to respond to the argument,presented in a letter in the April 22Maroon, criticizing the sexual harassmentsurvey, that a distinction must be madebetween actual sexual harassment andmerely “offensive” behavior, based on theintentions of the harasser. I and the othermembers of the Committee Against SexualHarassment (CASH) strongly disagree thatthere need be an intention to harass inorder for sexual harassment to occur.While social conditioning may lead to manyfalse beliefs as to what constitutes properand improper behavior towards membersof the opposite sex, or towards persons of adifferent sexual orientation, unacceptablebehavior resulting from these beliefs cannot be excused on this basis.This becomes clear when we consider thefact that ignorance or faulty perception isbehind most instances of sexual harass¬ment, even the most severe. For example,there have been cases in which a rapistclaims that he had mistaken his victim’sprotestations as a normal part of the mat¬ing ritual — good girls always say no, evenwhen they mean yes. It would be criminalto therefore claim that a rape, sexualintercourse without mutual consent, hadnot occurred, or that the victim was anyless a victim of sexual violence. To allowthe social conditioning which is largelyresponsible for the existence of sexualharassment to itself condition our defini¬tion of sexual harassment, to fail to recog¬nize sexual harassment as such when itMAB needsTo the Editor:What is up with the Major ActivitiesBoard this year? Do they truly feel that one“popular” and one “classical” concert aquarter is enough to improve upon thetremendous social atmosphere at the U ofC?Last year, MAB brought us the Psy¬chedelic Furs, the D.B.’s and the Suburbs,Run D.M.C., Wynton Marsalis, JonathanRichman, Albert Collins and Lorn Brooksand Koko Taylor, and Yellowman and Af-rika Bambata. Previously, MAB hasbrought bands like the Ram ones, KingCrimson, and the B-52’s to campus. Whyshould this year’s repertoire be so sorry incomparison? occurs simply because the harasser doesnot, would serve only to perpetuate ratherthan solve the problem.We may only resolve the current confu¬sion about standards of acceptable behav¬ior by letting others know when we feelsexually harassed by their words or ac¬tions. The admittedly broad definition ofsexual harassment given on the survey wasintended to help people who feel victimizedby the behavior of others recognize thatthey have a right to complain about suchbehavior, and to help those who engage insuch behavior recognize that their words oractions may be damaging to others. Onlyby objecting to, rather than excusing andaccepting, sexist and derogatory behavior,can we put an end to sexual harassment,and change the false beliefs and socialconditioning from which it results.CASH’S purpose in publishing the surveyand the definition was not to set off a rashof expulsions, resignations, and criminalconvictions among a bewildered studentbody and University faculty, as the authorof the letter seemed to fear, but merely toincrease awareness, understanding, anddiscussion of sexual harassment issues oncampus, and to gather information aboutwhat sorts or problems and attitudes existhere and need to be addressed. Anyone whowould like to contribute to this process isinvited to attend our meetings, which takeplace Thursdays at 5:30 PM, in Ida Noyes207.Sheila RalstonCASHmore eventsThat is not to say that the quality of thisyear’s performances were bad -JimmyCliff, Jean-Luc-Ponty, Beastie Boys/Trou-blefunk/Red Hot Chili Peppers, and PhillipGlass - but MAB surely has enough in itsbudget to sponsor more of these events.Why, for instance, didn’t they get the Re¬placements, or the Violent Femmes?Oh, yes, this year’s board did sponsor avideo dance - a great success, no doubt -and we all know how much this campusneeds another video dance.MAB - get your act together. Graffiti, UBy Ken ArmstrongStaff Writer“Do not write on walls! ”Underneath:“You want we should type maybe?”It is dirty, delinquent, defacing, defiant,disgusting, degenerate and downright dis¬respectful.It is graffiti. And I love it. (If you thought“it” was the bathrooms in “Jimmy’s”,then you’re also right.)According to a dated study done at theUniversity of Illinois, one out of every 15college males writes on bathroom walls.And I . . . well... (my head hangs in anal-retentive shame) ... I am one of them. Iam an addict, a vandal, a child, a dolt. Iam the person Freud warned you about —the embodiment of his thesis on feces.Psychologists have been trying to explainme and my fellow wall weavers for manyyears. Predictably, most resort to Freudwith, predictably, humorous results. Othertheories analogize graffiti to “a kind ofpsychic masturbation, referring to its cre¬ators as once-removed exhibitionists. (Myshame deepens. In addition to being anal-retentive, I, the cognitive jerk-off, beat mybrain and flash my pen.)My favorite explanation, though, comesfrom Hugo Luedecke, a turn-of-the-centuryGerman “graffitiologist.” Luedecke actu¬ally theorized that the smell of people’sown waste makes them write on bathroomwalls. But while he did provide people likeme with a great legal defense (“the smellmade me do it”), I think Luedecke musthave been sniffing the same stuff that gotFreud in such a mess.Another theory, no fun at all, attributesgraffiti to plain and simple boredom. Yetanother emphasizes the importance of thethrill in breaking societal taboos.And finally, Robert Reisner writes in hisbook Graffiti: “It may also be that theseblank surroundings offer so little sensorystimulation they make the person moreaware of his internal conflicts and moreconscious of sensual feelings in rectal andurinary tracts, and he writes thereof or ofsomething more or less related.” (Now I’ma toilet schizophrenic with a sensual urin¬ary tract.)Psychologists have also tried to explainthe graffiti gender gap, noting that femalewall writing is usually “sparse and uni¬maginative.” Particularly insulting towomen are two theories suggesting that 1)women have a stronger moral code; and2) tthat this is simply reflective of the generalfemale failure in the higher arts, e.g.compostion and painting.Another writer, Alan Dundes, has foundthe answer through flipping Freud’s penisenvy idea and getting “pregnancy envy”:men scribble on walls because they can’thave babies. (Now I’m a biological revolu¬tionary: “Want white walls? Well, we wantwombs!”) of C styleI don’t know about any of these ideas,though. I've only been in a women’s bath¬room once and I was too drunk to read anyof the graffiti. Hell, I was too drunk to readthe word “Women” on the door. (Unless, ofcourse, in anticipation of my schizoid toil-ethood I temporarily mistook my sexualidentity. Hmm.)Anyway, whatever it is that causes graf¬fiti has been around for a long time. InHierakonpolis, Egypt is the oldest knownpicture put on a man-made brick wall,dated 3200 BC.Several thousand years later, graffitisplattered Pompeii’s walls until it wasdestroyed in 79 AD. From actual graffitisuch as the following, researchers havebeen able to discover Pompeii’s party-animal past:“Here Festus made it with Sodalibus. ”“Apollinaris, doctor to the EmperorTitus, had a crap here. ”And what is perhaps my favorite graffitoof all time:“Daddy Colepius kisses the ladies wherehe shouldn ’(. ”Much of England’s history can besketched through graffiti found in theTower of London, e.g. this sixteenth cen¬tury snippet: “Blessed are they that sufferpersecution for righteousness.” “KilroyWas Here” gained international graffitistardom during and after WWII. And fi¬nally, more than 15 years ago Sweden builtan official graffiti wall in Stockholm.The various themes of graffiti have,however, remained constant. Since thegraffiti of the U of C will be featured inpart II, herewith are some of the morepopular themes with a non-Maroon graffitofor each:Sex: “I’m so horny the crack of dawnbetter watch out. ”Politics: “Goldwater in ’64. Hot water in’65. Bread and water in ’66. ”Bathroom Etiquette: “Do not throw toothpicks in the bowl. The crabs here can polevault. ”Religion: “Jesus will return!” “We gothim before and we’ll get him again. ”Historical Modification: “Veni, vidi,wiwi. ”Anyway, I’m off to the Reg to do somelocal research. So if you see some guyhanging around the bathrooms takingnotes, don’t get paranoid. He’s not doing aninvestigative story for the Sun Times andhe’s not a deranged research assistantwho’s sniffed too many test tubes.He’s simply a bored schizophrenic taboo-busting anal-retentive mental masturbatorwith a sensual urinary tract who wants toswap his sperm for eggs.So relax.(Column bibliography: Abel andBuckley, The Handwriting on the Wall;Reisner, Graffiti; Reisner and Wechsler,Encyclopedia of Graffiti.)Bertrand KaperAmy KavkaJack SparksThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. 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Unsignededitorials represent the concensus of the editorial board.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986INTERNATIONAL HOUSEAll afternoon and evening onSUNDAY, MAY 113:00 - 7:30 P.M.PUBLIC WELCOMEBOOTHS FEATURING FOOD, FILMS, AND DISPLAYSFROM NATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.AND WITH LIVE PERFORMANCES BY:ARMSTRONG SISTERS BAAL TINNEFOLK TALES FROM THE BRITISH ISLES IRISH FOLK MUSICFLAMENCO DANCERSINDONESIAN DANCERSCHINESE FOLK DANCERSROSALINDE and the DALAAL DANCERSFESTIVAL DANCEWITH SAMBA MUSIC BYSOM BRAZIL7:30 - 11:00 P.M.GENERAL ADMISSION $4STUDENTS $3CHILDREN $1FESTIVAL DANCE $2(Free with afternoon admission)1414 E. 59th St. 753-2274The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6. 1986—5Is THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsa lecture bvFRANgOIS FURETInstitut Raymond Aron✓ /Ecole des Hautes Etudes enSciences SocialesonAmerica in FrenchLiberal ThoughtGuizot to TocquevilleRiesday May 6, 19864:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1126 East 59th Street §Hi'--■ THE MICROCOMPUTERDISTRIBUTION CENTERPRESENTSSOFTWARE FOR IBMWORDMARC-$175.00MINITAB -$80.00NEW TRM PRODUCTSPC/AT WITH NEW KEYBOARD, 8 MHZ - $3670PC/XT WITH NEW KEYBOARD, 2 DRIVES - $1590CONVERTIBLE PC 256K W/ 2 3.5 DRIVES - $1385Microcomputer Distribution Center1307 E. 60TH STREET(Rear Entrance)962-6086XT7XTUXTT7T.' -1 /. 1 .'TTITTT. i.1.,).’. t. > i . i. jt.LtL.T7m .Li .’.Lr. i .1.1THE CHICAGO AREA POLICY SEMINARsponsored by the Center for Urban Research andPolicy Studiespresents“THE EFFECTS OF SECONDARY SCHOOLORGANIZATION: LESSONS FROMRESEARCH ON CATHOLIC SCHOOLS”Anthony BrykDepartment of EducationUniversity of ChicagoRespondents: Jack Mitchell, Field Assistant SuperintendentChicago Public High SchoolsJean McGrew, SuperintendentGlenbrook High SchoolsDavid Wiley, DeanSchool of Education, Northwestern UniversityTuesday, May 6 at 7 pmSchool of Social Service Administration, Room E1Admission Free For information, call 962-1037 AREYOU TIREDOF COMMERCIALI HOLLYWOOD TRASH?DO YOU LIKE DARK ANGST?FOTA PRESENTS...A MOTHER'S DAY CELEBRATIONOF INDEPENDENT FILMSPLUS... 'THE BEST OF THE NEWESTNEW YORK UNDERGROUND FILMSKF1OT HAII^mmwmmmr.Ai flilLL 1mmmI' I m wmmmZfimkMs if MSIj, - * 1i " Mm$ * ' *"i; mm ■I V ll1- ■>, 'i SUNDAY| MAY 117:30 p.m.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986Feminist workshop series held lastBy Christine WrightStaff WriterApril 25th and 26th, some 200 people,mostly graduate students and facultymembers, gathered for a campus eventtitled “Imitations of Life: Workshops onFeminism and Culture.” The event in¬cluded a series of workshops, a film exhi¬bition, and a lecture by a visiting professor.The entire series of events began onFriday afternoon with a lecture entitled“Femininity as Masquerade,” by TaniaModleski, visiting professor from the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin.In her lecture, Modleski attempted toshow “how our ways of thinking and feelingabout mass culture are so intricately boundup in the notions of the feminine.”To show this, she first examined “theorthodox position of the literary historian”which condemns mass culture where theprimary consumer is female.Modleski then presented two examples ofcontemporary thinkers, Manuel Puig andJean Baudrillard, who have attempted to partially reevaluate mass culture and “tosome extent, affirm it precisely on thegrounds of its associations with the femi¬nine.”Although Modleski said she finds theseexamples useful, she stated that she did notfully advocate the conclusions of either theartist, Puig, nor theorist, Baudrillard.Modleski asserted that “there is littlereason (for women) to be sanguine aboutthe possibilities of a revolution” based onthe possible manipulative tactics of “theeternal feminine” as associated with thesubordinate terms of consumption andreading.Instead, Modleski offered the followingconclusion: “A feminist approach to massculture might begin then by recognizingand challenging dubious sexual analogiesthat pervade a wide variety of discourses,however seductive they may at first ap¬pear, and this is especially importantwhen, as in the case of Baudrillard, suchdiscourses masquerade as theories of lib¬eration.” After the lecture, Lauren Berlant, thefaculty-coordinator of the workshop,commented that it was “a useful talk forintroducing people to the issues involved inMass Culture Theory.”Berlant added that “For Prof. Modleski,as for many of us, one of the ways ac¬ademic feminism changes what counts forknowledge, is by trying to challenge theassociation, and therefore denigration, ofthe popular with the feminine and to legi¬timate the study of popular and massculture within the economy.”The events were organized by the BakerCommission Workshop in FeministsTheory. Berlant explained that the BakerCommission, a private foundation for ad¬vanced graduate studies, sponsors aSecond Citycontinued from page onePre-campout discussionsBy Sam D. MillerStaff WriterIn an effort to give students more pre¬registration information, college advisorsare conducting discussions with students intheir dorms during the next two weeks.Actual registration procedures, however,will not change.As in the past, students will wait in longlines, often overnight, to make early regis¬tration appointments. Once an appointmentis set, the student will confer with hisadvisor and register for classes.The pre-registration meetings in thedorms replace the old College ProgramsDay, which allowed all University de¬partments to present their programs tointerested students at Cobb Hall. Themeetings in Cobb will no longer take place.Instead, the departments will provide stu¬dents with printouts of information con¬cerning the new curriculum, specific con¬centrations, and the expanded office hoursof department representatives.According to College Advisor Mary Pac-quette-Abt, the new in-dorm meetingsserve three purposes. They will better ac¬quaint students with actual registrationprocedures by encouraging open discussion between students and advisors. They willspecifically address the new curriculumand its possible implications. And finally,the meetings will give students “nitty-gritty” details about possible concentra¬tions and fields of study that they mightpursue.This type of information was not easilyconveyed to students in past College Pro¬grams Days. With informal meetings heldin the dorms, it is hoped, students willbecome more informed before they regis¬ter. Each meeting will have at least twoadvisors present, to discuss procedure andanswer individual questions. The meetingswill take place as follows, and students areencouraged to attend the one most conven¬ient for them.May 6th, 9 pm- Fallers House, Shoreland9:30 pm- Blackstone HallMay 7th, 9 pm- Dudley House, ShorelandRickert, Woodward CourtMay 8th, 9pm- Hale House, ShorelandBroadview HallLower Wallace, WoodwardSnell/Hitchcock Green RoomMay 9th, 4pm- Breckenridge Hall13th, 9pm-1215 Building stated, “We’re trying to recreate the op¬portunities that used to be here.”Sahlins took the Improvisation troupefrom the South Side, gave it a permanenthome in the North Side, and began SecondCity, the nation’s premier improvisationalcomedy troupe. Second City has served asthe training ground for some of the bestknown comic actors in the country, such asBill Murray, Shelley Long, Alan Alda, JohnBelushi, and Alan Arkin.Last Autumn, Sahlins and Kinahan, bothmembers of the Board of Directors of CourtTheatre, decided to offer workshops onimprovisation for students. Kinahan stated,“We regretted the fact that the consider¬able theatrical talent at the U of C was notbeing put to active use for the Universitycommunity.” Kinahan added that soon theinitial idea to give improvisation work¬shops for students expanded into the idea ofa permanent improvisation group as a partof campus life with topical revues of theSecond City genre.The improvisation troupe will be startedwith 2 grants — one from the HumanitiesCollegiate Division and one from the Qual¬ity of Life Committee. After the initialmoney is spent on hardware and publicity,the group will be financially self-sustaining. Schroer said, “This is the big¬gest news since we constituted the Univer¬sity Theatre three years ago. A tradition is weekendnumber of graduate workshops which em¬phasize inter-disciplinary studies.Professor Keith Baker added that thisyear, the third year of the Baker Commis¬sion, there are 38 workshops.Berlant views the Workshop in FeministTheory as “an opportunity for graduatestudents to produce professional work andto study in feminist theory.” This year, theworkshop concentrated on a feministanalysis of Mass Culture Theory.The workshop has met every other weekthroughout the year. Their goal, accordingto Berlant, was to “reformulate Mass Cul¬ture Theory, economically, politically, andsemiotically.” However, Berlant addedthat she was still uncertain of the extent towhich they had achieved these goals.going to be established at the University.We expect this to turn into a group ofpeople who will train themselves and beable to carry it on.”University Theatre will work with Sah¬lins on such things as technical facilities,props, publicity, and costumes.“One of the things I like best about this isthat we’re bringing improvisational theatreback to Hyde Park which is where it beganand where it belongs,” said Sahlins.Kinahan added, “I really think the im¬provisation project is very much the typeof project the University ought to be en¬couraging. There have been many com¬plaints on the social life. So much of themoney the University spends on social lifeis spent on passive activities. I really thinkwhat we need to be looking to are activitiesthat are active and get the students di¬rectly involved, and will be ongoing acts.Activities that will be around for severalyears and involve students are the bestvalue you can get for your money.”Those wishing to try out do not need toprepare anything prior to auditions. Audi¬tions will be held Monday, May 12, andThursday, May 15, from 3 to 6 pm. Call¬backs will be held Saturday, May 17. Allinterested should make reservations withSteven Schroer at 962-3414 during the weekof May 5.FreePainter’sCap!Get a free painter’s capwith any pizza purchase atparticipating Domino’sPizza locations. Just askwhen you place your orderOffer good while supplieslast.Fast, Free Delivery™1453 E. 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Michael Reese Hospital and Medical Center, ChicagoMichael Reese Health PlanFor information, call842-29368—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986Japanese Theatre UforiaBreaking Individual Ruleby Judith SilversteinContributing WriterMost Americans probably think of Kabuki when theyhear the phrase “Japanese'theatre,” if they think ofanything at all. But Kabuki is only one of the three majortraditions in Japanese classical theatre, younger bysome three hundred years than the more restrained,highly symbolic Noh theatre. Although the Noh theatrehas long been known in America through the marveloustranslations of Ezra Pound and William Waley, it isseldom performed here. Even in its native Japan, it isplaying to an increasingly limited audience, despite theJapanese government’s policy of conferring the honorifictitle “intangible cultural asset” on the most skilledpractitioners of the art Despite its small audience, itsurvives, along with such institutions as Zen temples andthe cult of Tea, as an important cultural link to Japan’smedieval past.This Wednesday, Chicago (home of such tangiblecultural assets as the Sears Tower) will have theopportunity to see a program of Noh with its comic alter-ego, Kyogen. The plays will be performed by two ofJapan’s major classical theatre troupes, the Kita NohSchool and the Nomura family of the IzumiKyogen School. For the Kita NohSchool, this will be the first NorthAmerican tour of the full company.Two of the Nomura brothers haveperformed and taught at severalAmerican institutes in the lasttwenty-five years. Twenty-fiveyears represents a small span oftime for both the Kita and Izumicompanies who date, respec tively,from the 16th and 18th centuries.The event is sponsored by the Uof C Committee on Japanese Stud¬ies. Professor William Sibley,chairman of the department of FarEastern Languages and Literatures(FELAL) is primarily responsiblefor the troupes’ choice of the U of Cfor their Chicago appearance.The Noh is characterized by asymbolic vocabulary of restrainedmovement, the recitation of denselypoetic texts, and by the spectacle ofhaunting masks and sumptuousrobes. It is performed against aminimalist background of sparesets and a few token props. A typical Noh play centers around a single protagonist,known as the Shite. The Shite is often a historically well-known individual who returns from the dead to unburdenhim/herself from an obsession that is still drawing him/her to earth. As the drama builds, the Shite’s movementsescalate into a dance accompanied only by musicalinstruments.In Tandanori. one of the plays to be presented, a well-known w'arrior-poet returns to earth, grieved because hisgreat poem has been listed as anonymous in a majorcollection.The Kyogen drama was originally developed to bepresented during intermissions between Noh plays, as akind of comic antidote to the intensity of Noh. Its plotsare readily accessible in their exposure of humanfoibles, often focusing on the pretensions of the im¬portant and self-important. Kyogen actors do not usemasks and typically play stereotyped characters fromordinary Japanese medieval life, such as masters andservants, husbands and wives; the priest, trickster, ormerchant. The Bridegroom Takes a Ferry, the Kyogenselection, deals with the familiar comic theme of misp¬laced/concealed identity. In this play, a bridegroom runsafoul of an alcoholic ferryman who turns out to be thefather-in-law he is on his way to visit.continued on page 12It was a festival of fun at last year's Sieepout with Maroon staff writers Nathan Schoppa,Craig Blackstone (jumping), and Chris Hill (background). This spring the Magazine tellsyou how to do it, and get it right. Page Ten.Program Dances Troubles Awayby Nadine AbrahamsContributing WriterThe February opening of the Dance and MovementTherapy Center, in the Fine Arts Building, culminatedyears of devotion and hope from its founder Gina Demos.Demos began her career as a Dance and MovementTherapist when she decided to try to teach blind childrento dance. Her present Dance Therapy Center includesclasses in classical ballet, modern dance, aerobics, andjogging. The Relaxation Therapy program involves les¬sons on breathing, meditation, and yoga.In the Center, Demos hopes to create a non¬threatening atmosphere of growth, nourishment, andhealing. Anyone who can breathe can move and it istherefore possible for all, including multiple sclerosispatients, to benefit from Dance Therapy.“Movement,” according to Demos, “reflects the per¬sonality and function of the body, mind, and spirit. Hermain goal in Dance and Movement Therapy is to easetension, increase communication and awareness, and toimprove health. She is attempting to respond to a need inthe community by helping people come in touch with andfeel good about themselves. In order to understand theinner self, it is helpful to be able to comprehend how thebody responds to certain feelings and emotions. For her. Dance Therapy is “a moment in which one is in touchwith the ego.”Demos believes that most people are “blocked by theirbodies,” and only when they learn to deal with thetension in their bodies will they b^ able to controlthemselves better in tight situations. It is possible,through the therapy available at the Center, to work toovercome sleeping difficulties, combat drug and alcoholaddictions, and cope with anxiety and panic attacks.As well as the psychological advantages of Dance andMovement Therapy, one can work on attaining physicalfitness, easing pain, and improving coordination, bal¬ance, and posture. In order to start the center. Demoshad to overcome a large amount of resistence but thisdid not stop her because in her everyday work she“confronts resistence in the body.”Gina Demos has been a Dance, Movement and Relax¬ation Therapist at the University of Chicago Hospital,Psychiatry Department for ten years, and director of theCreative Arts Therapy Program for four years. She is onthe faculty at Barat College in the Dance and PsvchologyDepartments and is Visiting Instructor at ColumbiaCollege in the Dance Therapy Department and at the ArtInstitute in the Art Therapy Department. She hasworked with blind, deaf and muscularly disabled people,as well as with senior citizens.The Center is located at 410 S. Michigan Ave. (Formore information call 461-9826 or 383-7066 ) Ensemble actingis the keyto Binder’s successbv Jean OsnosMaroon Film CriticThe owners of the Fine Arts Theater must be prettycontent right now. With My Beautiful Laundrette. ARoom With A View, Brazil, and Stop Making Sense, awell as the recently added comedy, Uforia, they areforcing movie goers to make a tough choice since theselection is so good. Uforia, written and directed by JohnBinder in 1981, was only released by Universal late lastyear, the same studio that was initially afraid to releaseBrazil.I can't quite understand why they would decide to keepUforia on a shelf in a dark vault somewhere. Maybe thestudio executives feared that the movie would be* dif¬ficult to distribute and market, since it is a hard comedyto categorize. Part of its off-center charm is that Uforiahas neither bawdy, slapstick nor in-joke humor, nor pre¬fabricated caricatures as its characters. Instead, itscleverness generally moves along at your sides rather^ than hitting you over the head.Uforia literally refers to the same kind of ecstasy feltby the possibility of sighting Unidentified Flying Objects,as in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Whereas tha^movie created an aura of elusive mysticism and tookitself very seriously, this movie does not. and sees itssubject from a more earthbound. practical perspective, Qwhere the potential religious and economic consequencesof an actual sighting are probably equally important.Binder also works on a smaller, more intimate scale. Hismovie has a grainy, close-knit look and easy sense ofhumor that reminds me of Jonathan Demme’s Melvinand HowardSet in a dry. barren western town. Binder focuses hisstory around* a small group of people who become joinedtogether by the nearly redemptive expectation of a UFOlanding in a specific part of their community. Arlene(Cindy Williams), a born-again Christian who works atthe supermarket, has a vision of a UFO and feelscompelled to awaken her neighbors with her news. Themovie observes how this passion, and her involvementwith Sheldon (Fred Ward), a drifter who models himselfafter Waylon Jennings, changes her life. Completing thepicture is Brother Bud (Harry Dean Stanton). an evan¬gelist who thinks of his work as a business enterprise.This ensemble is one of the main features that makesthe movie delightful because the performers give eachother room to display more than just their characters'idiosyncracies. Williams is especially sweet, and a littledesperate as a wispy woman whose convictions don’treally seem to give her a sense of security, so she keepshoping for the change that will deliver something better.Arlene is also kind of spacey (no pun intended), not thatdifferent from the Shirley character of Laverne andShirley, which Williams was still playing at the timeUforia was made. The actress uses her sit-com skill ofgoing for the punchline effectively, but occasionally ittends to flatten her performance.As Brother Bud. Stanton is terrific, revealing a sharp¬ness and vitality that has been missing from his recentcatatonic film roles that followed his peak starringperformances in Paris, Texas and Repo Man. Am¬azingly, Stanton can project humor, warmth, sleaziness,and elicit sympathy, all at the same time. «But it is Fred Ward, who went on to play AstronautGus Grisolm in The Right Stuff in 1983. who delivers ariveting, charming performance that tends to steal thescenes here. At first, his greasy, cocky demeanor war¬rants a laughable, ugh! response, but his Sheldon soonappears more witty and compassionate than expected.Ward has perfect, expressive comic timing, and he playsSheldon with a slightly put-on, droll assurance thatmocks not only celebrated country singers, but alsoHollywood's swaggering cowboys (at one point. Sheldoneven watches a John W’ayne movie on TV). The movie'ssupporting players are both weird and believable.Uforia sometimes gets a little too silly, but that’s okaybecause it is the kind of movie that deserves to be at thetop of any movie list.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 6.1986—9The annual Rite provides a chance for choice courses and fun.The Great Chicago SleepoutStories contributed byAlexandra Conroy, Stephan Lau, Michael SchoopCucumber sandwiches from a wicker picnic basket,warm breezy Saturday afternoons on the beach, beerand hot dogs at the ballpark, these are all the Rites ofSpring. At the University of Chicago, the Rites alsoinclude the annual festival of fun, the Great Sleepout.Tents pitched by the light of the moon, melodies playingsoftly on the radio, and the gathering of old friends onthe gothic quadrangle. These are Chicago’s own par¬ticular contributions to the Rites.Every year at this time, students gather on HarperQuad, hours and sometimes days beforehand to wait inline and make an advisor’s appointment. This year, theevent will happen on the twelfth of May. DOC Films willbe contributing to the pure UC atmosphere by showingRev enge of the Nerds, as well as reminding everyonethat it is Mother’s Day in its projecting of MommieDearest.There is no mistaking that this Rite of Spring is pure Uof C. The annual sleepout is a reconfirmation thatChicago professors are worth staying up all night for.Every year courses like Karl Weintraub's Western Ci¬vilization course, Bevington's Shakespeare courses, andLittle Red Schoolhouse are usually filled-up if you don’tget a Monday appointment with your advisor.This year, the competition to get the courses that arepopular will be even more fierce. The greater number ofCollege students in addition to two popular instructorsbeing unavailable next year (Eric Cochrane for WesternCiv. and Bevington for English) has put additionalpressure on the system to accomodate all of the studentswho want a space in a popular course.The most surprising of the early closers is CommonCore Biology, and that is because of laboratory space.To be sure that you get a good number, it’s advisableto get in line before one am on the night before. Lastyear at that time there were one-hundred and fiftypeople in line, whereas at six am there were around two-hundred and thirty. Those arriving at nine-thirty in themorning received numbers around six-hundred andforty. Since advisors only see about ten students a day, itis advisable to be in the first two-hundred, especiallywith the more popular who may have more studentssleeping out to see them.And while this Rite of Spring does have serious origins,it in itself is not necessarily a serious affair. DouglasDixon, an advisor in the College, observed that “I wouldthink it would be a lot of fun, considering that theweather is nice. It contributes to student life and breaksthe monotony.” Fourth-year student Sean Fitzgeraldmentioned that “some people make up an excuse tosleep-out,” and then added that even though he’s grad¬uating in the spring. “I think that I’ll sleep out thisyear.”Registering with Mother NatureSitting in my kitchen yesterday munching on abanana. I pondered the ever mysterious problem of Manvs. Nature. In an increasingly urbanized world, humanbeings often lose contact with their elemental mother,thus leading to an unnatural conflict. U of C students,however, are afforded a singular opportunity to rec¬onvene with Nature in an event cleverly billed as“Sleepout on the Quads”.Many students labor under the delusion that thisactivity is designed to allow the most eager to registerfor classes first. These poor, serious souls are unhappilyunaware that the Sleepout is really meant to join thepoetic rapture of communing with nature to the moreprosaic joys of camping-out. Without this essentialknowledge, serious students make several mistakes thatseverly curtail their ability to fully undergo the “TotalSleepout Experience.” For instance, it is common tometiculously plan out a schedule BEFORE going out onthe Quads. Planning ahead, of course, inhibits the natu¬ral flow of events and deprives a student of the purethrill of the frantic last minute rush so essential to hisnature. Taking sleeping bags, pillows or blankets also isundesirable. Such civilized comfort-oriented objects arejust another barrier between Nature and Man. It wouldbe much better to have the insect-filled grass coveringyour hair and clothes. Needless to say, umbrellas andjackets are taboo.A few carefully chosen items can help students fullyutilize this unique opportunity to “get back to Nature”.Books should be at the top of the list. Not homework, ofcourse, which is far too important to be exposed to theelements, but just any books. The books are necessary toremind you that you are indeed “blowing off” yourhomework. Without this reminder the essential “guiltelement” in your experience will not be fully realized.Alcohol is another key component in creating a completeexperience. Being swept away by the cosmos one mustnaturally be intoxicated. Not just any alcoholic drink willdo however. Wine or liquor might be acceptable as lastresorts but clearly beer is the best choice. After all, it ismade from grain, the very heart of the earth. But mancannot live by beer alone. Therefore, he created theWalkman, the final element in a Natural Experience. With all the necessary elements carefully gathered astudent should then select a quiet spot away from theusual crowds, atop the statue of Linneus for example.Turn the Walkman on and adjust the volume to ten.Recite passages of Douglas Adams and drink beer untilall coherent thought is just a vague memory somewherein the distant past. Say hello to all the pigeons, remem¬ber: they are your friends. Continue to marinade liber¬ally with alcohol until well-cooked. Say, “ GoodnightIrene.”When you wake up at 3 pm the next day, remember tocheck on the guy you hired to stand in line and get youregistered in Weintraub’s Western Civ. and MammalianBiology. After all, life isn’t all fun and games at the U ofC. Naturally.Choosing a Class through Chain SmokingOnce you’ve stayed in line all night to make thatprecious appointment with your advisor, then comes atime to choose the courses that you slept for. The obviousones to go for if you have a good number are Weintraub’sWestern Civilization and Little Red Schoolhouse. Theothers, however, may take some digging to find outabout.The first criteria for choosing a course is to make surethat it fills some requirement. The second is to makesure that the course instructor is just that, instructive.To make sure that the course does fulfill a requirement,a fifteen-minute browse through the College catalog is adefinite must as it may eliminate an unnecessary ad¬visor’s appointment. To make sure that the instructor isinstructive, a purposeful perusal of the Student AdvisoryCommittees’ course evaluation booklet is in order. Mostupperclassmen have a few year’s worth to check up oninstructors who haven’t taught in the College for a while.The most recent course evaluation booklet usually be¬comes available the week before the first scheduledappointment, and can be picked up in the College mailroom.But what is a good instructor? For some students, theideal professor is an easy grader, which means less workand more fun. In Yuppie terms, that means a few qualityhours will be spent in the Regenstein with the rest of theafternoon being spent tanning on the point with a six-pack of Heinekens paid for with an American ExpressCard.Other students judge a professor by whether or not hebrings a cup of coffee into an 8:30 class. Because if hecan bring one into an 8:30 class that means thateveryone else will.Another consideration is whether or not the teacherchain smokes. For non-smokers this is a real concern,and for smokers, this may be a hidden boon. Heavysmokers could alleviate nicotine fits by inhaling, whichwould clear the air for non-smokers at the same time asit was satiating the chain-smokers.But any way you choose them, the instructors andcourses will be yours to literally inhabit for the comingyear. So before you decide whether or not you shouldcamp-out, consider the consequences of not getting theright professors for you. And when you do choose, look atthe overall picture so that all the time spent will indeedbe quality time.It’s just one big crapshoot out thereUnofficial opinion polls show that many students con¬sider the annual pre-registration quadrangle camp-out aridiculous way to try to secure desired classes. Theexperience can be most unpleasant due to noise, lack ofprivacy and conspiracies of small, vicious insects. Sta¬tistics show an occasional rise of bronchial pneumoniaafter the ordeal, presumably occasioned by the weather.Alternate systems in various schools around thecountry have been analyzed in an attempt to find a moreefficient system. Most of the institutions refused to beidentified by name, but only by location. A communitycollege of radio talk show and receptionist skills put anew system of registration organization into effect in1984. A board of volunteers spent the week beforeregistration calling every member of the student body.At any time, day or night, a student receiving such a callwould be asked to choose a number usually within acertain range, for instance 50-75. The numbers were thenused to order the students’ registration appointments.Students were not informed, prior to their choice,whether the ordering would proceed in the increasing ordecreasing direction.A college in northern Maine made use of its woodedlandscape. Two weeks before registration, a campus¬wide outdoor assassin game was organized. Followingthe general rules of that game as played throughout thecountry, length of survival time determined the playersregistration time.A western Florida clown college, having recentlyreceived a large alumni grant, installed a new high-techsound system throughout the campus. During the pre¬registration week, using somewhat of the same idea ascontinued on page 1110—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986/Uncle VanyaUC Prof’s translationprovides thetalkYelena (Ingrid Blekys) and her husbandProfessor Serebryakov (Maury Cooper) heedSonya’s (Ann Dowd) wish to make peace in the household inUC Professor Milton Ehre’s translation of Checkhov’s Uncle Vanya.by Melissa WeisshausContributing WriterPicture yourself on a Russian country estate; theautumn sun beats down with a beastly heat. People’stempers flare, emotions are charged, and a young lady’sheart turns back to thoughts of spring. This is theatmosphere which prevails in Court Theatre’s productionof Uncle Vanya.The story line of the play reflects the problems ofgrowing old, love quarrels between a married couple,and unrequited love.This production is being given special recognition bymany people since it is adapted from a new translationcommissioned from Milton Ehre, professor of Languagesand Literatures. According to Ehre, this translation ismeant to have a more believable feel—he thinks thatrhvthm is the most important aspect when consideringhow a play should be written. He says that he used wordswhich were in “presentable English”, to make thedialogue flow more naturally. Ehre also tried to makethe translation fit each character’s distinctive way ofspeaking.Three characters stick out in my mind as having beenespecially well acted. Maury Cooper gives a realisticperformance in the role of Professor Serebryakov, asick, elderly man of letters. His anger is at being“tolerated” instead of loved, and taken care of becauseof a sense of duty rather than genuine affection is perfectly portrayed.The professor’s wife, Yelena, is depicted on the sur¬face as a beautiful and perpetually happy woman. Withthe help of Ingrid Blekys’ acting, we learn that even themost beautiful are not always happy.Finally, Nicholas Rudall’s wonderful portrayal ofVanya is bitter and lovable at the same time. His timingin execution of lines and movements, as well as hisoccasional growling yell bring needed life to protractedspeeches.The acting in many of the minor roles seemed to lackspark, almost as if these actors were not terribly excitedabout the roles in which they were cast. In fact, with theexception of the well-done roles mentioned above, theacting in this play was often adequate but bland. Thedirector should have helped the actors to liven up theirdelivery. Audience reaction backs this suggestion, therewas laughter in response to the funny lines, but besidesthese reliefs, the speeches were too long and drawn out.Uncle Vanya is still worth seeing, but if you go to seethis play, make sure that you are wide awake andprepared for talk, for talk they do. It is not alwaysunwelcome, just sometimes unspiced. The setting, alongwith several very good performances saves the produc¬tion. It is certainly a classic play, performed in abelievable manner. It could be improved by becoming alittle less believable and a little more inspiring.The Court Theatre production of Uncle Vanya isrunning Wednesday-Sunday through May 18th. All per¬formances begin at 8 pm. except for Sunday matinee andevening shows, which begin at 2:30 and 7:30 pm. Forticket information, call 962-7242.Sleepoutabove, students participate in an all-university game ofmusical chairs. This venture is made possible in part bythe behavoral science department of a nearby affiliatedschool which allows its BS candidates to officiate at thegame as part of their final research. However, due to thedisparity between this school and the U of C, it isuncertain as to whether this would constitute a viablealternative.A university in Washington D.C. fills an enormous jar,anywhere from seven to twenty-eight gallons, withjellybeans. Every student is allowed to study this jarduring the Thursday before registration begins and isrequired to submit an estimate as to the number ofbeans by five that afternoon. During the followingFriday, faculty and administration are allowed to helpthemselves to the candy. Should the jar level sink belowone-third, it is refilled. Over the weekend, physical plantemployees get a final count of the beans and students areaccorded registration times determined by their dis¬tance, positive or negative, from the actual number.A small whey-processing college in southeastern Wis¬consin staffed by a sect of Tibetan monks, lets itsstudents appeal to a higher authority. Those who haveconcerns about whether they will be admitted to a mntimiAft from page tencertain class, consult the temple oracle who determinesthe likelihood of success by slicing swiss cheese andinterpreting the pattern of the holes. Students whoreceive a negative answer resign themselves to fate andallow others to fill earlier registration slots. Studentsreceiving positive answers are alloted earlier slots de¬pending on the actual number of holes in their particularcheese.An agricultural college in northeastern Wyoming,having both a small student body and a large open spacearound the campus, constructed a wide track and, priorprior to registration, provides each student with a frog ofapproximately middle age. Students label their respec¬tive frogs with indelible ink and they are collected by theDean of Students. After passing physical inspection toavoid tampering, the frogs hop the course. The order oftheir finishes determines the order of the owners ap¬pointment.These suggestions have not yet been researched in¬tensely. Depending on their individual feasibility inregard the University of Chicago, they will be officiallysubmitted to the administration sometime next week,but even if accepted, probably will not be implementedthis quarter. GARYby JOHN TAYLORif GENE. CAN YOU 3ELlEVt IT?i OUR ENGLISH COURSE>\ taught by aFOREIGNER!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986—11jTales of the StrangeThe Real Enemies of the Truthby Alexandra Conroyand Michael ScoopIt’s amazing how truly odd human beings can be, evenintelligent ones. For instance, who would have imaginedthat professors would employ such a wide range ofphysical and mental maneuvers just to avoid a simplestraw poll? Alex and I were standing in Reynold’s Clubthe other day, along with other Maroon staff members,conducting an exit poll for the Faculty Senate meeting.We were also getting a thorough education in varioustechniques of rejection. Many faculty members managedto turn the situation into a series of unique exercises.The people who were evasive employed skills as diverseand numerous as those used in the world of sports.You might have thought the gathering was a rugbyscrum from the way some professors charged into — andout of — the crowd of reporters. It may not be true thatthey were really intentionally unfriendly; after all, theycertainly had a particular comraderie with their col¬leagues — often protecting other prospective partici¬pants from the bold advances of the Maroon staff. Butnonetheless, somehow they were not the sort of peoplewho you would want to invite to the local pub.Some faculty were not directly aggressive. They didrush forward, but with their minds occupied, no doubt inquest of some academic question, seemingly unaware ofthe wall of Maroon reporters, much like outfielders inpursuit of a fly-ball, oblivious to the back fence. Thepeople we actually managed to engage, hearing ourpurpose, often asked us to repeat our requests. Thisdone, they composed themselves carefully, calmly con¬sidering the various aspects of our request, like divers atthe edge of the three meter platform. Thoughtfully andquietly they sprang the well considered answer; no.With a few of them it was obvious that they feltuncomfortable even anticipating the upcoming con¬frontation. As we approached, or even announced ourrequest from a distance they slipped out the side door orwhen cornered said with rapier intellect “the results willbe published.” Some went so far as to imply our lack ofright to be there saying “has this been authorized?” Themost skillful of the evasive respondents, like agilefencers, politely and deftly parried questions and evensidestepped our attempts approach them. One person,however, eschewed this philosophy, lunging to the attack with an unguarded blow, “Don’t talk to the Maroon,” hesaid to his associate, “they are the enemies of truth.”Ouch.That’s when we began thinking of more creativeapproaches. Alex suggested we offer them free re¬freshment, Coke for example, but another reporterdisagreed saying caffeine probably wouldn’t be strongenough. While we were inventing, we took time out totalk to a faculty member’s child. This prompted some¬one to suggest we open with the line “we have yourchildren.” We rejected the idea. After all, he was thenicest person there. (We think the kid should be onstaff). From that point the ideas degenerated to lessconstructive suggestions. Finally, in despair having beenrepeatedly rejected, one staff member proposed weapproach with the line “we have a puppy, would you liketo kick it?”While it is true that all the faculty were not un¬cooperative, the experience sort of makes us reconsidera future career in survey research.Slash out of your rut with the Noh Theatre Theatre—————————«——— continued from page nineThough there are some parallels between Noh andsome forms of Western performing arts, it is necessaryto move outside a Western frame of reference to followand appreciate a Noh performance. Like Greek drama,Noh makes use of masks and a chorus, and involves atype of catharsis. Like French and Italian Renaissancedrama, Noh has its roots in medieval religious dramasand other folk entertainments. Beyond these superficialsimilarities, however, Noh drama is radically differentfrom Greek and European drama. This difference stemslargely from the spirit of Zen Buddhism which is ainfluence. Noh drama involves an entirely differenttreatment of the subject, or the concept of the “I.” “InNoh, the subject floats,” explains Norma Fields, associ¬ate professor of FELAL, who was instrumental in or¬ganizing the performance. “The actors do not really playindividuals. For example, in one of the plays we’ll beseeing, the protagonist plays the part of the warrior whodies, then the same actor plays the part of his killer.Actors may share lines, splitting them up between themso that two or more characters share a single thought.”Thus, a group may express a single conscience(understandable if we remember the Greek chorus), asingle person may express a group consciousness, non¬human spirits can be expressed by human actors, and soon.Another, more obvious difference between what wetraditionally think of as drama and Noh theatre is theimportance of non-speech elements. The highly stylizedcostumes and masks are the abstract expression of theessence of Noh. The emotions hidden by the mask aretranslated into a complex gestural language and ren¬dered in the tones and moods of music. “Noh exploits thetension between the three forms of expression it uses;music, dancing, and speech,” explains Sibley. “Some¬times they work in harmony, sometimes in deliberatediscord. As a matter of fact, the different types ofperformers rehearse separately before the performance.So there's always an effect of different things happeningat different levels.This is the troupe’s first stop on a five-city Americantour including Minneapolis, Washington D.C., Boston,and Los Angeles.The three plays will be presentedat Mandel Hall on Wednesday, May7th at 8:00pm. Tickets are avail¬able at the box office in the Rey¬nolds Club.n53RD KIMBARK PLAZA • 363-2:75meatft )U.S.D.A. Choice £ 1Round Steak i1?U.S. Gov't. 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MASLOVOPTOMETRIST•EYE EXAMINATIONS• FASHION EYEWEAR(one year warranty on eyeglassframes and glass lenses)SPECIALIZING IN• ALL TYPES OFCONTACT LENSES•CONTACT SUPPLIESTHE HYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER15101. 55th363-6100ReaoLNDINSTANTAUDIOCASSETTECOPYINGSYSTEMFASTCOPY A 1 HOUR CASSETTEIN LESS THAN 4 MINIJTFSINEXPENSIVE30 60 90 120 MINUTEHIGH QUALITY CASSETTESAVAILABLEMIHHUR PERFECTMONAURAL REPRODUCTIONQ°py works „he LOP'- CfL-FR •*. hlpp► L COUP"5210 S HARPER AVE288-COPYThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6,1986—13Weekly CalendarLecturesMay 7:Christine Cassel, assistant di¬rector of the Center for ClinicalMedical Ethics, and MadelynIris, research associate at Met¬ropolitan Chicago Coalition onAging will present “Ethical Is¬sues in Research in Long TermCare” at 5 pm at the Universityof Chicago Medical Center, roomJ141.May 12:The annual Dawn Rubin TorahInstitute will commemorate thelives of three Jewish women at9:30 am at the congregationRodfei Zedek, 5200 S. Hyde ParkKusum Nair, Kansas StateUniversity, will discuss “Chinaand India: Three Decades ofAgricultural Development andTechnological Change” in thePick lounge at 4 pm.May 13:Independent Writers of Chic¬ago presents “Controlled Crea¬tivity,” a lecture on advertisingstrategy by Don Schultz, direc¬tor of the Graduate AdvertisingProgram at Northwestern Uni¬versity. The program will beheld at the Corona Cafe, 501 N.Rush St., starting at 5 pm. Costis $5 for non-members; $2.50 formembers.MusicMay 9:The Akos String Quintet of theChicago Symphony Orchestrawill perform at a Senior Concertat 10:30 am in the Crystal Ball¬room of Windermere House.May 10:Arthur Scales, saxophonist,will perform at Woodson Re¬gional Library, 9525 S. HalstedSt., at 2 pm. The recital willinclude contemporary, tradi¬tional, inspirational and spiritualmusic.May 11:Wolfgang Rubsom, Rock¬efeller Chapel Organist, willpresent an Organ recital featur¬ ing works by Dupre, Liszt andVierne at 4 pm in the chapel.The Chicago Chamber Or¬chestra will present a concert at3:30 pm in the Cathedral of St.James to honor the late Edw'ardBlair, a patron of the arts inChicago and of the ChicagoChamber Orchestra.EventsMay 9:The fourth annual Old TownSchool Dance-a-thon/ Strum-a-thon weekend will occur at theOld Town School of Folk Music,909 W. Armitage Ave. For moreinformation on participating as adancer or strummer, pledgingsupport or attending eitherevent, call 525-7793.May 10:The Oriana Singers will pre¬sent music and poetry of theBritish Isles at 8 pm at theChurch of our Saviour, 530 W.Fullerton Ave. General admis¬sion is $7; Student and senioradmission is $5. Call 275-5291 forticket information.May 14:Applications for the 57th StreetArts Fair are due today. Anynon-profit community organiza¬tion may apply for booth space,provided that the booth be in¬formational. Interested groupsshould send a letter to CarlaBerry, 5317 S. University Ave.,Chicago, IL, 60615.FilmsDOCMay 6: The Black Cat (EdgarUlmer, 1934), 7 pm. I Walkedwith a Zombie (Jacques Tour¬neur, 1943), 8:15 pm.May 7: The Nun (JacquesRivette, 1965), 8 pm.May 7: The Last Detail (HalAshby, 1973), 8 pm.May 9: After Hours (MartinScorcese, 1985), 7, 9:15, and11:30 pm.May 10: The Kids are Alright(Jeff Stein, 1979), 7, 9:15, and 11:30 pm.May 11: After Hours, 2 pm.Saturday Night and SundayMorning, (Karei Reisz, 1960), 8pm.May 12: Dynamite (CecilDeMille, 1929), 8 p.m.May 13: The Crazies (GeorgesRomero, 1973). 8 pm.BLOOM COUNTY International HouseMay 8: Grand Illusion (JeanRenior, 1937), 8:30 pm.Law SchoolMay 7: Devil and DanielWebster (Eilliam Dieterle, 1941),8:30 pm. 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Iris, Ph.D.Research AssociateMetropolitan Chicago Coalitionon Aging hi Hyde Park Jewish Community Center Theatre CompanypresentsSTOP THE WORLDI WANT TO GET OFFMay 3-11, 1986Saturdays8:30 PMSundays3:00 & 8:00 PM Windemere House1642 E. 56th Street(56th & Hyde Park Blvd.)For ReservationsCall 268-4600.Book, Music & Lyrics by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony NewleySTEPHEN MICOTTO ANITA GREENBERG SONYA BURNSDirector Music Director ProducerPresent by permission of Tams-Witmark Music Library, Inc., 560 Lexington Ave NY NYThis project is partially funded by grants from the Illinois Arts Council, a state agency andthe Chicago Office of Fine Arts An affiliate of the Jewish Feaeration of MetropolitanChicago and supported by the Jewish United FundStudents To Save The Spring Formal PresentsSPRING FORMALTHE "SPRING FORMAL EXPRESS"SCHEDULEFROM IDA NOYES PALMER HOUSE6:30 P.M. 7:00 P.M.7:30 P.M. 8:00 P.M.8:30 P.M. 9:00 P.M.9:30 P.M. 10:00 P.M.10:30 P.M. 11:00 P.M.— 1:00 A.M.— 2:00 A.M.**Must show your ticket to board bus.BandMAYNARD FERGUSONFRIDAY MAY 91986 9:00 -i:ooPALMER HOUSE A.M.GRAND & STATE BALLROOMTRANSPORTATION PROVIDEDSee Maroon for details: $12.50 PER STUDENT $100.00 PER FACULTYTICKETS ON SALE AT REYNOLDS CLUB BOX OFFICE FUNDED BY SAF & DOCThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 6.1966—15)by ROSEMARY BUNNA day at theBrookfield ZooPhotos byRosemary BlinnWoldenberg leads Tennis to second in MCACBy Michael IlaganAssociate EditorAfter completing a demanding regularseason schedule which included four na¬tionally ranked Division III schools, threeDivision I schools and two Division IIschools, the University of Chicago’s men’stennis team placed second in the MidwestCollegiate Athletic Conference Champion¬ships held at Coe College last Friday andSaturday.Junior Jay Woldenberg, playing at No. 1singles, won a conference title after twoyears of disappointing play. Woldenbergreturned to the form which earned him theNo. 1 seed at No. 1 singles as a freshman in1984. After “choking” in the semi-finals ofthe 1984 Conference Championships as afreshmen, Woldenberg has been plagued byhis failure to live up to his potential.Throughout his sophomore season and allof this year’s regular season, Woldenberg’splay “left much to be desired,” accordingto Coach Bill Simms. At this year’s con¬ference championship, however, Wol¬denberg emerged with a new-found confi¬dence.Woldenberg became the first unseededplayer in recent MCAC history to win thenumber one singles title. Because Wol¬denberg was unseeded, he did not receive abye in the first round, which meant hewould have to win four matches in one dayto win the title. En route to the title,Woldenberg defeated the top three seeds inhis draw. Woldenberg’s victim’s includedNo. 1 seed Mark Baladad of Ripon College,No. 3 seed Carter Veech of Beliot Collegeand No. 2 seed Kevin Flanagan of CoeCollege. The win over Baladad set the tone forWoldenberg’s day. With the score knottedin the first set at 4-4, Coach Simms told hisnumber one player that he could win thewhole title or else he could just walk off thecourt right there. Woldenberg respondedwith a three-set victory over Baladad. Inhis semi-final match, Woldenberg washelped by an injury which his opponent,Veech, had suffered in his quarterfinalmatch. Woldenberg took advantage of thesituation in winning 6-4, 6-3. In his fourthand final match of the day, Woldenbergfought for the title over the No. 2 seedFlanagan, 6-7, 6-4, 6-3.Simms believes that Woldenberg’s ex¬ceptional endurance was helped by thestrict diet which his players eat beforematches. While other teams eat ham¬burgers and french fries before matches,Simms insists that his players eat freshfruit, fresh whole wheat bread, nuts andjuices. The diet helps the players endureexhausting days of tennis, according toSimms.Woldenberg’s performance and a gooddiet alone did not provide enough points forthe Maroons’ second place finish. Chicago’sNo. 2, No. 3 and No. 4 singles players allreached the finals of their conference titles.Senior captain Henry Lujan completedan outstanding career of collegiate tennisby finishing second at the No. 2 singlesposition. Lujan’s career is marked by hisappearances in the conference finals inboth singles and doubles for the past threeyears, including double championship titles(singles and doubles) in 1984.Junior Clifford Ko reached the finals atthe No. 3 singles position, despite suffering a sprained ankle in his semi-final match.Coach Simms called Ko, “the best one-legged player I’ve ever seen.” Ko has beennagged by injuries all season, but has stillplayed exceptionally well.This year’s most improved Maroon, KarlStanley, also reached the finals for theconference title at the No. 4 singles posi¬tion. Stanley lost to Ohtasulka from Ripon6-2, 6-2. Coach Simms believes that Stanleywill be an outstanding player if he contin¬ues to improve at this rate.Freshmen players Jon DeFehr at No. 5singles and Steve Chen at No. 6 singles bothplayed well. Chen reached the semi-finalswhere he lost to the No. 1 seed, and DeFehrlost in the quarterfinals.The doubles teams were led by the No. 2tean of Lujan and Woldenberg, who reached the finals where they lost to theteam from Ripon, 6-3, 6-3. The No. 3doubles team of Chen and Stanley alsoplayed well in reaching the semi-finalswhere they lost to the No. 1 seed Ripon.The No. 1 team of Ko and DeFehr lost intheir first match of the day. But they cameback to win all of their consolationmatches.Coach Simms found this year’s seasonextremely rewarding. He stated, “SeeingWoldenberg come out of his ‘slump’ andseeing Lujan end his career on a high note,made this a very worthwhile season.”Simms also looks forward to next year.“With the return of six letter men includingHector Florento (freshmen), next year’ssquad should contend for national rank¬ings,” stated Simms.Jay Woldenburg prepares to return a shot.SENIORS! 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