INSIDE:Softball and baseballare playoff boundpage 16 idS3DVn9N\n N31■■■All ino 9NI99Hd ..IAISIH0UH3i NO9NILL39.QNV iHOASniThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 47 The University of Chicago € Copyright 1986 Friday, May 2,1986Faculty Senate votes for divestmentFaculty discuss issues further after Tuesday’s Faculty Senate meeting, by rosemaryLSA accused of reverse discriminationbv Larry PeskinWr BUNNStaff WriterHow ard UllmanAssociate EditorIn an historic meetingTuesday, April 29, the FacultySenate of the University voted infavor of a resolution calling onthe Trustees to “begin the proc¬ess of divesting the University ofits holdings” in companies that“maintain investments in theRepublic of South Africa.”Of the 292 faculty who at¬tended the meeting. 163 voted infavor of the resolution, 111 votedagainst, nine abstained and nineturned in blank ballots. Anotherresolution, which stated that“Collective action by the facultyshould be confined to mattersthat concern teaching and re¬search or conditions that affectfree individual inquiry on thepart of students or facultymembers” was defeated by avote of 90 for to 171 against with31 abstentions and blank ballots.However, the ballot was littlemore than a straw' vote, becausethe 1,085 faculty will be able tovote by mail on the resolution.Ballots will be mailed onMonday, and results should betallied within two or threeweeks.The first resolution stated thatthe Faculty Senate calls uponthe Board of Trustees to “an¬nounce a time schedule for totaldivestment of these holdings andmake reports at least twice ayear to the members of the Sen¬ate on its progress in divest¬ment.”President Hanna Gray calledthe meeting after the Faculty forDivestment from South Africa(FDSA) circulated a petitionsigned by over 150 Universityfaculty. The Senate must beconvened if ten percent of thefaculty request a meeting.The administration will cir¬culate a mail ballot for facultymembers who did not attend theSenate meeting. “I think there islittle reason to believe the out¬come (of this vote) will be es¬sentially different,” said profes¬sor and member of FDSA Ian Mueller. “We probably had rep¬resented there the people withthe strongest opinions on bothsides and the people who werenot committed to either side butw'ere the most concerned. Con¬sequently, I think the people whowill be added by the (mail) votewill be people who are lesscommitted to either side andpeople with less concern,” headded.The Faculty Senate vote is notbinding on the Trustees and doesnot constitute legislation. It onlyreflects the opinion of the ma¬jority of University faculty.“It is our assumption that anysuch expression of sentiment hasto be taken with the utmostseriousness by the Trustees. Ithink they have an obligation torespond and to make explicitwhat their policies are and willbe in the light of this expressionof faculty sentiment,” saidMueller.“This (resolution) is bringinga lot of pressure to bear, not onlyon the Trustees but on the Pres¬ident of the University,” saidprofessor Terence Turner, w’hois also a member of FDSA.Professor and FDSA memberJanel Mueller said that FDSAhas become more active in thepast few months because of theincreased “publicity andawareness of the heroic struggleof black people in South Africa.”“There are some points we’regoing to be making on the basisof this vote,” said Turner. “Firstof all. we’re surely going to callon the President and the Trus¬tees to give heed to the voice ofthe faculty that has spoken sostrongly in favor of this position.Secondly, the vote against thecounter motion in effect rep¬udiates the legitimacy of (theadministration’s) posi¬tion...Thirdly, I think the victoryhas transposed the whole dives¬tment issue from an issue thatwas being pushed by a littlegroup of faculty to somethingthat has become a majorityposition,” he said. A new Law Students Associ¬ation (LSA) policy of fundingdinners only for organizationsrepresenting historically ex¬cluded people has provokedcharges of reverse discrimina¬tion from Law School students.LSA had. in the past, fundeddinners for all student organiza¬tions, but because of a budgetshortage they adopted the con¬troversial new policy. Third yearlaw student Paul Rosenzweigfound the policy “manifestlydiscriminatory” and was apalledthat LSA initiated it without firstconsulting the Law School stu¬dent body. He has taken actionby airing his grievance in anopen letter to the Law Schoolcommunity and by filing acomplaint with the StudentFaculty Administration (SFA>Court along with several otherlaw’ students and the FederalistSociety, one of the organizationsdenied funding by LSA. “Nobodywas complaining.” he explains,“and it just really burned me upthat they (LSA) could so cav¬ alierly throw away a policy ofequality.”Dean Schramm, a studentrepresentative to LSA. notes thatwhen the policy was approvedLSA had limited funds and feltthey “would have the question ofeither funding these groups(representing historically ex¬cluded people) or no groupsSince that time LSA has found ithas a surplus and may considerreversing its decision, accordingto Schramm. In response toRosenzweig’s complaint thatLSA did not consult with thestudent body enough beforecoming to its decision Schrammreplied, “I don’t see how thatwould have changed anything.”Rosenzweig says that if LSAreverses its decision he “will beecstatic” since he would rathernot have to spend the time in¬volved in taking the casethrough SFA Court. He notesthat, had LSA handled theshortage in funds by ruling thatonly those groups affecting themost students would get dinnermoney or that each group wouldonly receive a percentage of the available money, he would havehad no complaint. But what LSAis saying is "that they can usethe power of the purse to limitthe substantive agenda of groups... If it’s dinners this year who’sto say that next year it wouldn’tbe speakers?”A preliminary hearing of thecase was originally scheduled totake place before SFA CourtTuesday, but because LSAplanned to discuss the issue in itsmeeting last night, the hearingwas postponed.If LSA refuses to change itspolicies, groups for which itdenies funding may well have topetition Student Government forfunds. SGFC chairperson LisaMontgomery notes that SGFC iscurrently hearing a budget fromthe Black MBA Association, agroup denied funding by theGraduate School of Business.She predicts that the SGFC’sdecision on this hearing wouldset the precedent for how itwould decide in the Law Schoolcases.Major field renovations planned for Stagg Field this summerPlans reveal extensive work to be done on Staqg Field. Bv Arzou AhsanStaff WriterAfter almost two years in theworks, final plans are being laidthis week for this summer’s ex¬tension and renovation of StaffField. Upon completion Staggwill contain new NCAA regula¬tion size soccer, baseball andsoftball fields as well as addi¬tional practice fields.In order to accommodate thenew fields, Ingleside Ave. be¬tween 55th and 56th streets willbe eradicated and sodded over.This will add approximately oneacre to Stagg and allow room forthe soccer field. There will alsobe space for a 3/4 size practicesoccer field to the west of thesoftball diamond (see diagram).The Athletic and the PhysicalPlant departments began devel¬oping schematic ideas for theextension in the fall of 1984. TheAthletic department felt therewas an urgent need to improvethe quality of the varsity fields.However, funding fo theproject was approved on thebasis that the renovation would be a boon to the whole univer¬sity. Impetus for the extensioncame from the Quality of LifeCommittee. The Committee of¬fered to pay $30,000 of the ex¬pected $150,000 price tag since itfelt the plan would improve thequality of life here. The Com¬mittee put up the money in orderto motivate and ensure fundingfor the University’s capitalbudget.Richard Bumstead, Head ofPhysical Planning and Con¬struction, states that bids, whichwere due on April 11th, havecome in within the $150,000amount budgeted. “We haven'tyet signed a contract, but theapparent low bidder is FredBerglund and Sons.” Bumsteadbelieves the University will signwith that contractor.According to Mary Jean Mul-vaney, Chairman of PhysicalEducation and Athletics, thebenefits of the plan are multi¬tudinous. Primarily, it will im¬prove the condition of the play¬ing fields It will also serve to“consolidate the varsity fields into one area and open up spacefor intramural and recreationaluse.” Specifically, North Field,currently used as a practice andplaying field by the softballteam, will become available forrecreational use during varsitypractice hours.In terms of varsity athletics,soccer, baseball and softball willbe the sports that benefit di¬rectly from the extension. In thepast the soccer team has not hada regulation size home field.Furthermore, with the additionof Women’s soccer as a varsitysport next year, there will be anincreased demand for fieldspace.W’ith the plans nearly final¬ized, the Athletic Departmentexpects to begin groundbreakingafter the end of the varsitybaseball season in May. Thearea of Stagg under constructionwill be closed throughout thissummer The completion datefor the project is set for m:a-August. IJpiiiniHI PRE-LAW II MEETING I7Discussion of LSAT and otherinformation for Studentsplanning on applying toLaw Schools next Autumn.i WEDNESDAY, MAY 7TH|g 3:30 P.M. 11 HARPER 130 ■ " " ” " ^^Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday, May 4-th9:00 a.m. Ecumenical Serviceof Holy Communionwith Sermon.11:00 a.m. Don Browning,Alexander CampbellProfessor in the Divinity School,preacher.Sunday, May 11th12:15 p.m. Carillon recitaland tower tour4.00 p.m. Organ recital byWolfgang Rubsam,Chapel Organist.Works by Dupre,Liszt, Yiernc.Free of charge.1™THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsa lecture byFRANCOIS FURETInstitut Raymond AronEcole des Hautes Etudes enSciences SocialesonAmerica in FrenchLiberal ThoughtGuizot to TocquevilleTuesday, May 6, 19864:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1426 East 59th Street NEW ISSUEEveryone SharesGSB FOLLIES 1986Marketable Insecurities(without peer)A Wage Rate Parodyfrom BIG SHOT PRODUCTIONSSHOWING AT MANDEL HALL 8 PMFRIDAY, MAY 9 SATURDAY, MAY 10ADVANCE TICKETS *500 4/28 THRU 5/7AVAIL. @ REYNOLDS CLUB & STUART HALL% %2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 2,1986Decrease in Computation Center deficitBy Terry EdwardsStaff WriterThe deficit for the University of ChicagoComputation Center had decreased from2.9 million dollars in the 1983-84 school yearto a projected 1.8 million dollars in the1985-86 school year, according to Directorof the Computation Center Carolyn Autrey-Hunley.Autrey-Hunley said that the deficit mightactually be as low as $1 million for thisschool year. “Our deficit is pretty muchperceived as a University problem, not justa Computation Center problem. The situa¬tion is not as drastic as it has been por¬trayed; in fact, it is improving,” com¬mented Autrey-Hunley.The deficit is more a result of the Uni¬versity’s structure as a whole rather thanproblems within the Computation Center,said Autrey-Hunley. She said that when¬ever anyone uses a Personal ComputingAccount (PCA), the Computation Centerinstead of other departments absorbs thecost. For example, if a student is workingat USITE in connection with a class instatistics, he or she will pay for only 33% ofthe total expense because the PCA’s aresubsidized at 66%. Thus, the Computation Center, not other departments, bears muchof the expense of student computing.This has become an acute problem due tothe microcomputer revolution which hasbrought dramatic increases in computeruse by students and faculty. Additionally,Autrey-Hunley stated, “We pay a lot ofoverhead that the academic units don’tpay: rent, interest on major purchases,interest on the working deficit. So any timewe go into a planned deficit situation, wepay interest because we're in debt on top ofpaying interest on any principal that wemay have.”The deficit also reflects the support andassistance that the Computation Centerprovides for other departments and forstudents. “The hardware side of computingis really only about 25-30% of the overallcost. The rest is for personnel, main¬tenance, upgrading, and facilities,” saidAutrey-Hunley.Although the student (and faculty) PCA’sdo not use as much of the computer systemas some of the larger accounts, they stillgenerate a greater loss because their usersoften need more assistance than the largerusers. Autrey-Hunley said that the peoplesupport required for smaller users such as faculty and students is very expensive andin the long run causes a greater loss for theComputation Center than the larger userswho will crunch a lot of data on the com¬puter without requiring much assistance.Bob Graves, assistant provost for com¬puting, added, “Supposing that the stu¬dents and the faculty were paying theirown money. To do this, even then, isproblematical, in that whether or not wewould recover from those expenditureswhat we lay out for advice, and buyingsoftware, and so on.”The deficit is a planned part of eachyear’s budget due to subsidized programsthat do not operate on a cost recoverybasis, Autrey-Hunley stated. “We re sup¬posed to be a full recovery operation but anawful lot of what we do today doesn’t haveanything to do with income on the mainf¬rames.”The Computation Center is operating in a“Catch-22” situation. Faculty and studentaccounts lose the most money yet cannotbe eliminated since they contribute to thepurpose of the University as a teachingorganization. “That’s why the University ishere,” said Autrey-Hunley, “to provide in¬struction and research.” Graves outlined some of the deficit-reducing measures that have been put intoeffect: “Things aren’t open quite aslong...people can’t get service at 4 in themorning where they used to be able to.We’ve turned over responsibilities for someof the academic sites to the academicunits, like Pick Hall’s units to the SocialSciences.”While the Computation Center is bestknown to students as USITE, the Com¬putation Center is involved in all areas ofthe University. The Computation Centerprovides the hardware as well as supportand guidance for such departments aspayroll, the libraries, and the hospitals.Graves highlighted the ComputationCenter's role in the University: “Increas¬ingly a lot of important computing, bothadminstrative and academic, is done awayfrom the Computation Center. The Com¬putation Center in many ways has to pro¬vide the nerves and the structure to makethese other things but those other thingscouldn’t exist without the ComputationCenter. They come for advice, technicalknowledge and for backup and in somesense it’s ‘the buck stops here.' But notquite enough of them stop here.”Marty candidate for bishopMartin E. Marty, theologian at the Uni¬versity of Chicago and one of the nation’sforemost Protestant scholars, is a likelycandidate for bishop of a new Lutherandenomination.The new denomination, which is sched¬uled to be formed in 1988, will have ap¬proximately 5.3 million members. It willbring together the 2.9 million-member Lu¬theran Church in America, the 2.3 million-member American Lutheran Church, andthe 110,000-member Association of Evan¬gelical Lutheran Churches.A Lutheran Bishop is the head of thechurch. He articulates the vision of thechurch and guides the church’s membersas well as carrying out ceremonial func¬tions. According to Kenneth B. Smith,president of the Chicago TheologicalSeminary, Marty would be successful inunifying the three groups as bishop bothbecause he is a member of neither of thetwo largest groups and because he “is athome in an ecumenical atmosphere but has always remained faithful to the traditionfrom which he came.” Marty wras ordainedto the ministry in the Lutheran ChurchMissouri Synod, but he moved to the Asso¬ciation of Evangelical Lutheran Churchesduring a doctrinal dispute within the Mis¬souri Synod in the 1970’s.Marty’s name is well-known in the Lu¬theran community because of his manybooks and speeches on American religion.According to Smith he is “one of the mostprolific writer-scholars of the church. Hebelongs not just to Lutherans and not justto Protestants but to Christendom.”In spite of wide-spread support for hiscandidacy, Marty has remained “stead¬fastly noncommittal,” according to theChicago Tribune (Tuesday March 4, 1986).However, he has not ruled out the pos¬sibility of his candidacy.The bishop will be chosen in April of 1987by a special commission in Columbus,Ohio. He will serve a four-year term. A helicopter tipped over on the Mitchell Hospital helicopter landing pad lastFriday. No one was injured.fya j&oAs seen on<6>- David Letterman%EMO PHILLIPS'Vfi ■5 AOn'Oy TONIGHTFRIDAY, MAY 2MANDEL HALL8:00 PM v^e’ 5 AOSo UCIDSG FCThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 2,1986—3MThe Chicago MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoCOLUMNUHS answers questionsDr. Tom Jones is the director of theUniversity Health Service. The following isthe first in a series of question and andanswer colums written by Dr. Jones. If youhave any questions about the Health Ser¬vice. address your letters to:The Chicago MaroonDr. Tom Jones1212 E. 59th St.Ida Noyes HallChicago, II. 60637Questions directed to the UniversityHealth Service fall into four major cate¬gories :1. Concerns about medical problemsExample: a student has ex¬perienced lower back pain afterhelping a friend move furniture.What should he do?2. Concerns about the way in which theUHS functions. Example: A studentwishes to change methods of con¬traception. How is this facilitatedwithin the UHS?3. Concerns about the way in which theUHS relates to the University Medi¬cal Center. Example: A student ar¬rives at the University two weeksafter having a knee operation.Where does the patient go for re¬habilitation?4. Concerns about financial mattersrelating to health care. Example: Astudent receives a bill for a visit tothe Eye Clinic arranged by a UHSphysician. What should hedo withthis bill?Because so many of these questions areraised repeatedly, the University HealthAdvisory Committee has suggested that aquestion and answer column be publishedperiodically in the Maroon so that answerscould receive a more general circulation.We propose that students submit anyquestions regarding health care, healthservices or health insurance to the Maroonand that the UHS respond to those ques¬tions. An additional source of questionswhich merit broader readership will bederived from the Physician-on-call serviceand the business hours phone triage sys¬tem.Today’s Q and A comes from the on-callphysician for Sunday, April 13. On that day,four students and one faculty membercalled to report diarrhea (more than six bowel movements in one day), abdominalcramps, fevers, and muscular aches. Twoof the patients had also vomited. Questionsasked were: what do I have; what should Ido; should I be taking medications; shouldI see a doctor immediately?The important points for immediate selfcare of any diarrheal illness are:1) Do not attempt to continue eatingany solid food.2) Limit oral intake to clear liquidssuch as Gatorade. boullion, defattedchicken broth, jello and ginger ale.Specifically avoid milk, coffee, tea,colas and fruit juices.3) Limit physical activity4) Aspirin is not as well tolerated asTylenol for relief of pains and fever.5) Call a physician if the diarrhea isobviously bloody.Usually diarrheas caused by viruses (themost common cause on our campus) willrapidly respond to this treatment. Whendiarrhea ceases and appetite recovers, it isimportant to slowly increase food intake.The first solid foods should be bland, star¬chy foods such as potatoes!not frenchfries), rice, pastas (without sauce) orcrackers. If those are tolerated, add otherbland foods such as baked fish, stewedchicken, cooked carrots, dried bananas. Ifone adds too many foods to the diet tooquickly, diarrhea can recur.Most bacterial diarrheas, including thosecaused by salmonella (typhoid fever)shigella (dysentery) and campbylobacter,will respond to this management. In gen¬eral. antibiotics are not advisable. Theyhave no effect on viral diarrhea, they tendto prolong the course of bacterial diarr¬heas, and they can worsen diarrheascaused by organisms not responsive to theantibiotic chosen. Antibiotics are occa¬sionally prescribed for a diarrhea if theexact organism has been identified and theclinical course is prolonged. Antibiotics aremore rarely prescribed if the clinical set¬ting and exposure history persuade thephysician that an empirical trial is war¬ranted.Needless to say, any diarrhea that doesnot respond to recommended dietarymanagement should be discussed with thestaff in the UHSThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Back issues are available, by mail only, at $1.50 for the first issue and $1.00 foreach additional issue. Send full payment with the request.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty,staff, and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work forthe Maroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59thStreet, Chicago, Illinois 60637. 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Williams, Rick Wojcik, Christine Wright.Contributors: Melanie Togman, Melissa Weisshaus.4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 2,1986 Blacks are still harassedTo the Editor:In the April 22nd issue of the Maroon,Mark Graham, director of the Departmentof Security w’rote to re-affirm the pro¬cedures through which complaints againstUniversity Security can be investigated.The policy Mr. Graham re-affirmed hasbeen a notorious failure in the past. His re¬affirmation of it is just one more sign of theUniversity’s administration's in-transignence in the face of Black students'demands to end the Unversity’s stance ofracism, and to implement policies that arein accord with affirmative action.The failure of the policy Mr. Graham re¬affirms was clear last summer when talksbetween Black student representatives andadministration officials, including Mr.Graham, reached an impasse. The problemhinges on what Mr. Graham is willing toconsider as a complaint. During last year'smeeting Mr. Graham’s assistant, LeeCaldwell, publicly expressed the view thatas long as the majority of crimes werebeing committed by Black people, Blackstudents at the University of Chicago couldexpect to be detained and questioned. It isthe belief of Mr. Graham and his depart¬ment that any complaint lodged by a Blackstudent has no substance if the Universitypolice are in fact pursuing a suspect who isBlack. On this basis the Director of Secur¬ity claims that his department has receivedno complaints. In last year's meetings hewas heard to state that the grievancesvoiced by Black students are a mere per¬ception. They are not, in other words,based on objective facts. Despite Mr.Graham’s refusal to acknowledge thatthere is a problem, our office has receivedand continues to receive complaints ofharassment by the University police.If the policy Mr. Graham has reiteratedcontinues in force, how then can cases ofpolice harassment be handled with dueprocess? The Security Department cannotbe a neutral arbiter in complaints madeagainst itself. It is for this reason that theOrganization of Black Students and BlackGraduate Forum are calling for a Board ofReview made up of Black students, facultyemployees and community representativesto consider complaints of brutality and harassment made against the Universitypolice.Secondly, Mr. Graham has recom¬mended that students contact the Dean’soffice in cases of grievances. The sad andconfused response of Associate Dean Ed¬ward Turkington, Black liaison person As¬sistant Dean Deborah Summers, and Vice-President for University News, JonathanKleinbard, in the tragic case of a Blackgraduate student who was arrested on thebasis of charges made by a white femalestudent, furnishes sufficient evidence of theincompetence of Dean O’Connell’s office.By their actions in this crisis they demon¬strated their inability to respond creativelyto an unusual situation. More importantly,they gave evidence that Black studentshave no credibility with that office. If theidea that any Black student is probably acriminal always lurks foremost in theminds of the Deans, why then should aBlack student have recourse to them, whenharassed, or charged recklessly, or mali¬ciously with a crime? For this reason weare demanding a full investigation of DeanO’Connell's office. We also seek the crea¬tion of a new Office of Afro-AmericanAffairs, one of whose functions would be tomediate in such crises as the recent one.In Mr. Graham's walk of life, role modelsrun from Keystone to Rambo. The point ofour organization is that the Universityneeds none of these. The Hyde Park com¬munity has no need of a Gestapo What weare demanding, therefore, is a new lead¬ership in the Security Department, onecapable of responding sensitively and in¬telligently to the needs of the Universityand its community.We call upon students, faculty and otherconcerned members of the University ofChicago community to support us in ourjust and reasonable demands. Help us tobring about racial equality both on ourcampus and our immediate community.Again, we ask those who have experiencedharassment, unreasonable questioning ordetention by University of Chicago police,to report these cases to the Organization ofBlack Students at 962-9733.Organization of Black StudentsBlack Graduate ForumClarify CASH definitionsTo the Editor:Attention U of C! Wake up and defendyourself? CASH threatens to make askingout your favorite study queen or huggingthat lovable geek more dangerous than italready is. Wake us Opus! Affection isunder fire!Despite their brilliant minds, UC peopleare no more perfect than people anywhereelse in the country. The women here gen¬erally won’t approach a guy unless he’seither a Greek god or a real genius (i.e.,G.P.A. booster). And on the whole, the men(myself included), are so inexperiencedthat flagrant social blunders are often theorder of the day. Invariably, these traitsresult in miscommunication, the worst ofthe social diseases.Everyone here knows that this is not asocial campus. And it doesn’t take much tohave one’s reputation and academic futureseriously damaged by a misunderstanding or someone else’s paranoia. Men, forcedinto being the initiators of most socialcontacts, are easy (I dare say the in¬tended) prey of the nebulous definition ofsexual harassment proposed by CASH.This is not to say that CASH itself is abad thing. On the contrary, it is very goodthat somebody is getting some idea of theperceived amount of sexual harassment oncampus. However, why not go one stepfurther? Rather than throwing out a vaguedefinition that could indict anybody (maleor female), why not first ask the studentsthemselves to define sexual harassment?Once done, the proper steps might be takento prevent it without “killing” innocentbystanders.A bold CASH might then call more atten¬tion to the miscommunication that lies atthe root of sexual harassment. That, Ithink, is something we can all cash in on.Thomas Mckibben 2from TheUniversity of ChicagoOffice ofContinuing Education5635 South Kimberk AvenueChicago, Illinois 60637962-1722 INSTANTGRATIFICATION(or the closest thing to it at The University of Chicago)Tired at the very thought of that stack of incompletesgathering dust on the corner of your desk? Wonder¬ing if it's possible to make progress on the proposalwhile lying on the beach? The Office of ContinuingEducation can help!To alleviate academic anxiety this summer, registerfor our non-credit "Reading French for GraduateStudents" course. In just six weeks vou can get thepreparation you need to successfully complete theGraduate Foreign Language Exam in French, schedul¬ed for the beginning of August.Our intensive French reading course is the only oneco-sponsored by the University's Department ofRomance Languages and Literatures. The instructor;Charles Krance, is an associate professor in thatdepartment. He has offered this course for manyyears and has provided many graduate students withthe background needed to perform well on theUniversity's French reading exam.READING FRENCH FOR GRADUATE STUDENTSMonday-Friday, 9:30 A.M.-12:00 noonJune 23-August 1,1986Cost: $200 Registration deadline: June 6,1986For full information and to register: 962-1722How many requirements can be finished off so easily? ROMANCE LANGUAGEREVIEW 1986Prizes for inspired expressions donated by:EL JARDIN RESTAURANT3335 N. Clark528-6775RICCO’S RESTAURANT4650 N. Kedzie583-3150GARE ST. LAZARE858 W. Armitage871-006257TH ST. BOOKSTORE1301 E. 57th St.684-1300Look for the FREE literary magazine theRomance Language Review outside ofCobb Hall this Spring Quarter.FUNDED BY SGFCTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOThe William Mmyhn Moody Ledum CommitteepresentsA READINGFolloived by an infaunal discussionof his poemsbyMICHAEL LANGLEYDirector. Arts Council, Northern IrelandIIARPEK MEMORIAL 1031100 East 59th Street, Chicago, Illinois60687Admission is five oral Without Ticlai THE CHICAGO AREA POLICY SEMINARsponsored by the Center for Urban Research andPolicy Studiespresents“THE EFFECTS OF SECONDARY SCHOOLORGANIZATION: LESSONS FROMRESEARCH ON CATHOLIC SCHOOLS”Anthony BrykDepartment of EducationUniversity of ChicagoRespondents: Jack Mitchell, Field Assistant SuperintendentChicago Public High SchoolsJean McGrew, SuperintendentGlenbrook High SchoolsDavid Wiley, DeanSchool of Education, Northwestern UniversityTuesday, May 6 at 7 pmSchool of Social Service Administration, Room E1Admission Free For information, call 962-1037ThP rhicago Maroon Friday, Ma> 2,1986—5O-Aide applications now being acceptedBy Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorOrientation Week can be unnerving forany student, according to Jean Treese,advisor in the College and director of ori¬entation. She is currently looking for stu¬dents to help next year’s freshman classendure that rite of passage by serving asOrientation Aides (O-Aides) for the 1986-87school year.“For those students who had a difficulttime adjusting during their own Orienta¬tion Week, it can be rewarding to be two orthree years removed and be able to helpsomeone else who is in the same situation,’’commented Treese. who is now acceptingapplications for next year’s group of 0-Aides. The applications for General O-Aide,which are due Friday, May 15, can bepicked up from Treese in Harper 269.Treese said that students should be certainthat they are getting the right application,since there are separate applications forGeneral and House O-Aides. Students whowant to be House O-Aides should speak totheir resident heads. House O-Aides work with resident headsduring Orientation Week to help freshmenmove into the dormitories and to initiatethem into dorm life. They help carry lug¬gage, give general advice to the new stu¬dents, and assist in setting up “mixers”where the new students can get to knowone another.General Orientation Aides are assignedto any three or four of a number of func¬tions such as administering placementtests, giving campus tours, meeting arriv¬ing students at the airport, or distributingbox lunches to the freshmen during 0-Week. General Orientation Aides are alsoexpected to help w'ith three other activitiessuch as the President’s picnic or Kuvi-asungnerk during the school year.“It’s really not much to ask, consideringall the ‘perks’ that you get,” said Treese.“You get to move into the dorm early, youget free meals for the week, and you getmy undying love and admiration. Moststudents get a really good feeling out of theexperience. You should be truly interestedin giving a (freshman) a new beginning here, helping out with cultural, social, andacademic concerns. Students who aren’tinterested in mixing and talking to newstudents will not make good O-Aides.”Treese said that she does not know forcertain yet how many General or House 0-Aides will be needed this fall. She said thethe University allows one General O-Aidefor each ten freshmen, and one House 0-Aide for each ten new students coming intothe dorm.Treese also commented that while shemakes the final decision on who will be aGeneral O-Aide, she gets evaluations of theapplicants from other advisors and fromresident heads. “If I don’t know you, itdoesn’t mean that you won’t get picked asan O-Aide. Also, students who have beenOrientation Aides in the past must reapplyeach year; they don’t automatically get thejob. If students (who were O-Aides in thepast) weren’t good about showing up atjobs during the year, of course they don’tget chosen again. I try to keep an even mixof boys and girls, and of second, third, andfourth vear students. I like to include someNew publication gets a Bored reactionBy Melissa YVeisshaussContributing WriterThe newest campus information andopinion source is the College Student As¬sembly-funded Bored, published and editedby College students.The idea for the Bored originated withAssistant Dean of Students and Adviser inthe College Sonia Jacobson's memories of adaily news sheet distributed in her col¬lege’s cafeterias. Winter quarter 1986 sawthe publication of the first Bored by threeCollege students: Arthur U Ellis. EdwardFarrell, and Ieda Victorino.According to Ellis, the official goal of theBored is, “To be a simple calendar forpeople to read so that if they had some freetime on their hands they would know whatwas going on.” Although he includes theMaroon, Chronicle, and SAG calendars assources for the Bored's information. Ellisfeels that the Bored is a better alternative.His main justification is that the Bored isable to cover last-minute events because itis printed three times a week. Fur¬thermore, Ellis argued that the Bored isfocused on students in the College and is therefore more in tune with what intereststhem.The contents of the Bored include "al¬most anything submitted.” The calendarconsists of listings of movies, parties,plays, concerts, and lectures — all pre¬sented in an easy-to-read format There isalso a Personals section to which anyonecan submit practically anything — frommessages to actual Personals ads If areply is desired, a means for receiving thereply must be given with the ad. This deesnot necessarily mean that the “ad¬vertiser's ‘ name must be used. As a recentpolicy move, vulgarities will be edited outunless part of a direct quote. In addition,one can expect to see an “editorial com¬ment” if applicable. It should also be notedthat what is printed in the Bored is notnecessarily the opinion of the CSA.The Bored is cheap to produce; accord¬ing to Ellis, costs for each issue run be¬tween $10 and $15; this money comes out ofthe CSA portion of the student activitiesEUi?ope isA STEALTHIS SUMMERCALLUSNow- (jj\UtfJVSjRSITY TRA/SUHyde park Bant.tsx<T £.53** sv. (ookis* *SUITE* 50| • Charter £li’qhfs• PacJcaae deads• Bargain nates4)^00 • Free information fee. which amounts to $2.50 per studenteach quarter. The money also goes to fundCSA events for the students in the College.There are various opinions on campusconcerning this sometimes controversialpublication. Ellis feels that student opinionis positive, although people would like to bemore visible and they would like to havepersonal copies more attainable. Antago¬nistic factors include budget constraints,time limitations, and the fact that somepeople remove or cover up copies of. theBored on campus bulletin boards. Con¬cerning non-student opinion. Ellis thinks itdoes not really matter: “College studentspay for it. College students are meant toread it.“Comments ideas, and suggestions re¬garding the Bored are welcome in eitherthe Bored's or CSA’s mailfolder in the MailRoom at the Reynold's Club. Anyone in¬terested in editing is welcome to drop amessage in the mailfolder. Editorial meet¬ings are held on Tuesday nights at 10:30pm at Psi-Upsilon. transfer students from the previous year,too.”Treese said that she feels the job of 0-Aide does not stop with Orientation Week.“If you’ve been a good O-Aide, studentscome to you to ask for advice throughoutthe year.”Telluride acceptsapplicationsBy Gabriela BurgheleaStaff WriterThe Chicago Branch of the TellurideAssociation, founded last year by a groupof U of C students, is accepting applicationsfor membership for the 1986-1987 academicyear.Student houses on the campus of CornellUniversity and at the U of C are main¬tained by the Telluride Association, a non¬profit foundation. The Association pays forthe rent of the houses and provides finan¬cial support for guest speakers.Members of the Chicago Branch governthemselves democratically. All membersshare responsibility for keeping the housefunctioning.Aside from living together, members ofthe Telluride House also share commonintellectual and cultural interests. Mem¬bers vote on the regular guest speakersthat are invited to the House, and also mustdeliver a speech of their own once everyquarter.House activities, however, sometimesprevent members from participating in asmanv extracurricular activities as theywould like, according to member Sah-angier Sharifi. Sharifi. however, felt con¬fident that this problem would be alleviatedin the future.According to member Ira Abrams, theHouse is looking for students who demon¬strate a degree of independence. Sharifiadded that this independence “could besatisfied by doing something well, music orwhatever, and being able to talk about it."“For some thinkers, at some times,thinking is best done in the company ofothers; for us the present is such a time,"states the Prospectus of the ChicagoBranch. 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(Balanchine)Western Hoedown (Mejia)*World Premiere (Mejia)Main Floor Seats: $15.00 8:00 p.m.Favorita (Mejia)Serenade in A (MejiaJoie De Vivre (Mejia)*World Premiere (MeBalcony Seats: $12.00Student Tickets (with I.D.): $12.00 & $9.00l imited number of student tickets available.Most major credit cards accepted.Call 9B8-4230 for tickets and information. ia^Supported by a CityArts lll/IV grant fromthe Chicago Office of Fine Arts, Department of Cultural Affairs.All sales are final. Programs are subject to change.Before or after the ballet enjoy a delicious meal at Mallory's Restaurant,1525 E. 53rd St., top of the Hyde Park Bank Building. Free appetizers and10% off the check for all Chicago City Ballet ticket holders on the day ofperformance.8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 2,1986Health Fair '86The U of C Health Center held a health fair Wednesday, April 25through the day. 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The University also outlawsdancing, parties, alcohol, and the Greek systemDORM FOOD ALTERNATIVESRaw meat eating contests oc¬cur every spring at the Univer¬sity of Colorado. These contestswere begun in honor of AlferdPacker who was hiking throughthe Rockies in the 1880's with four other men when a stormstranded them. Everyone elsefroze to death but Packer, whoproceeded to eat his trailmatesand was consequently convictedof cannibalism upon his rescue.The contests take place in thecafeteria (known to the students as the Alferd Packer Grill) withstudent participants, but themore squeamish, however, settlefor wearing T-shirts with suchquaint expressions as “Reachout and Munch Someone” and“Taste the Thigh Country.”EGG DROP I...Students at Rensselaer Poly¬technic Institute decided to putsome of their engineering ex¬pertise to work in the school’s“Egg Drop" contest. Encasingeggs in such diverse materialsas styrofoam, Jell-O, cotton,balloons, and a dead chicken, afew students succeeded in hittinga bulls-eye from five stories up,with eggs intact.One student tried stuffing hisegg inside a missile of Italianbread. “If it breaks. I’ll makeFrench toast,” he joked. The eggbroke. The winner of the contestwas a life size, headless stuffeddummy, with egg inside, knowmas “Buddy Homeslice.”HASH BASH...When the clock strikes oneo’clock each April 1st, Univer¬sity of Michigan potheads gatheron the campus green to cele¬brate what has become a hal¬lowed Wolverine tradition, theannual Hash Bash.The cannibas festival conveneseach April Fool’s Day to com¬memorate the anniversary ofAnn Arbor law, instituted in1972, which assesses a $5 fine forthe possession of marijuana.“It’s hardly even a penalty,”said Michigan Daily News Edi¬tor Robert A. Earle.This year sunny weather at¬tracted approximately 120 stu¬dents for the celebration, whichoperates on a strict BYOP(Bring Your Own Pot) basis.The turnout was significantlyhigher than last year, when nostudents showed up. But even asudden rainshower could notdampen the potheads’ fun thisyear, as they took shelter inshanties built by pro-divestmentactivists.Earle said that police andBLOOM COUNTY by Berke BreathedMW . PC YOU REM6M96RmHlSAlP IV LOWyou no mkr y&w.m/tr 7 po you Rumm ^firj 5fitp iv u)ve youeven tr you secernft PftLP.LoeowMizev,ouftPPuPieftmrru ?W ncH'm&rwntn mm wBRACE,/pv/Ct' pnim- ™ muMr?mmm- hJm ... tmi> *fr'jrU po you uuveRsmp no. mrmv m emmu mm isTHIS OP 1 TOTftU-Yj,ACROSS. university administration did notacknowledge the celebration thisyear. The event, which in pastyears has attracted 500 peoplefrom all over the country, hasdeclined in popularity recentlydue to harassment by police.IVY LEAGUE HUMOUR...A deactivated hand grenadewas left by Harvard Universitystudents in the mailbox of thestudent who was deemed to havemade the worst “bomb” of acomment in class that week. Theprank caused the evacuation ofthe dormitory of the student.EGG DROP IINot to be outdone by RPI,students at Swarthmore pro¬ceeded w'ith their own“Biomechanics Egg Toss." Onestudent proposed to hurl a livechicken off the roof and thenforce it to lay an egg, but thiswas outlawed by the judges, aswas his proposed method for in¬ducing egg-laying. Another stu¬dent made a successful attemptwith a pair of pink, fluffy elep¬hant feet house slippers. Thewinning design was an egg sus¬pended in a condom stretchedbetween the walls of a paperbox.His relentlessness arc!determination could win himThe Great Frame Up photo contest.But it could also lose him a wife. 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Tennis triumphsBy Tae-Hwan Paekand Michael IlagenThe Maroon tennis team played two im¬portant meets this past week in prepara¬tion for next week's Midwest ConferenceChampionships. Chicago placed fifth in lastweekend's Midwest Invitational held at theUniversity of Wisconsin-Whitewater. TheMaroons then travelled to face north-siderival DePaul on Tuesday where they lost 1-4. Although the Maroon's season recorddropped to 3-6, Coach Bill Simms believesthat the team will benefit from this year’stough schedule w'hen they face their con¬ference opponents next week.Jay Woldenberg, the Maroons’ numberone singles player, played a hard-foughtmatch against Thomas Wolle of LutherCollege to win the consolation final. Al¬though down 5-2 in the first set, Woldenbergfought his way back into the set to win inthe tiebreaker. He broke Wolle’s serve inthe third set to win the match. 7-6, 4-6, 6-4.Number two singles player Henry Lujanlost in the consolation semi-finals to CoryLodico of Luther, 6-2, 6-2. Number threesingles player Clifford Ko, after havingwon the first set of his match, became ill inthe second and forfeited the match, 3-6, 3-2(retired).The Maroon’s number one doubles teamof Ko and De Fehr lost in the consolationsemifinals to the Wheaton team of Mac-auley and Burden, 7-6, 7-6. The number twodoubles team of Woldenberg and Lujan,who have not played together since highschool, lost the championship final to theWhitewater team of Smith and Norfolk. 5-7,6-3, 6-2. The number three doubles team ofStanley and Chen lost in the consolationsemifinals to the Luther team of Hubbs andStevens, 7-5, 7-6.In Tuesday’s meet, the Maroon’s faced amuch-improved DePaul team. Number fivesingles player Jon DeFehr turned in anexceptional performance. Playing for thefirst time on clay, DeFehr extended DeP-aul’s Jeff Dahl to three tough sets in amatch that lasted for two and a half hours.In the end, Dahl prevailed, 2-6, 6-2, 6-3.The other doubles teams also playedrelatively well. The number one team ofJay Woldenberg and Henry Lujan lost 6-3,6-4. And the number three doubles team ofSteve Chen and Karl Stanley lost a toughmatch, 6-4, 3-6, 6-3.Simms believes he has found the rightdoubles combinations for next week’s con¬ference meet. Lujan and Woldenberg seemto be playing well together, according toSimms. Simms also believes that hisnumber one doubles team of Ko andDeFehr have a good chance at doing wellat the conference meet.A day in the life of a baseball teamBy F. MundaStaff WriterThe Maroons’ day started with an all-you-can-eat breakfast at Bob’s Big Boy($4.39 not including tax), and ended withCoach Warzecka calling conference head¬quarters from an Amoco station. Thebreakfast was necessary to give the Mar¬oons the energy to lambast the LawrenceVikings in a doubleheader. The call wasnecessary to see if the sweep brought theMaroons into a tie for first place in theNorth Division of the MCAC.At 9:07 pm. the call was made. Two ringsand ... the GOOD news. Ripon had split adoubleheader with St. Norbert’s eking outthe first game by a score of 14-13. The splitallowed Chicago to climb into first, andshare division lead with St. Norbert’s, bothteams holding 6-2 conference records. In the first game, Chicago startedquickly with two first inning runs on asingle from Mike Medina, a double fromScott Gross, and an rbi single from TomNovak. Maroon starter, Ed Ruder, struckout five in the first three innings beforeyielding two runs in the fourth.Before Ruder gave up the runs, a DougMcNelis walk and John Boland’s two runhomer had given Chicago a 5-1 lead in theirhalf of the fourth. With the score at 5-3entering the fifth, Viking starter BradShelson ran into trouble. A Medina double,a Novak single, and an error pushed twomore runs across the plate.Ruder finished strong, shutting Lawrenceout over the final three innings to record acomplete game victory.Just as in the first game, Chicagojumped out to a quick lead in the secondend of the twin bill. The run came when Peter C. Leeds scored on a Medina sac¬rifice fly. But Lawrence bounced back inthe bottom of the first on a two run homerby Kevin Briesemeister. Chicago starterEric Smith shrugged off the homer andstruck out five of the next ten batters,allowing only one more run, and that runwas unearned, in the remainder of his fiveinnings.Chicago regained the lead with a four runthird and put the game out of reach withfive more in the fourth. Viking starterDoug Koski may be suffering from whip¬lash allowing an rbi single by Medina and athree run shot by Novak in the third. Koskibegan the fifth by allowing run scoring hitsto Steve Chmelik and Medina. He was thenrelieved by T. Maryfield. Maryfieldpromptly had his neck jarred as hewatched Scott Gross’s three run homersailing away in left field.16—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 2,1986©1986 Miller Brewing Co Milwaukee Wl tkttt*an OPEN HOUSE* Answers tof the November 1985 exam* Drawing for %tuition couponsOaklawn May 5 6:30 p.m.Cell for information and rrarrvationc782-5170con vise r-millerSportsPlayoff fever hits ChicagoSoftball takes on Monmouth in tournamentChicago begins its quest for its first everMCAW Softball crown when they faceMonmouth today in their opening playoffgame. Monmouth is the second place teamfrom the South Division, as Chicago entersas the top seed from the North Division.The tournament is being held at CoeCollege in Cedar Rapids. It is a doubleelimination, single game tournament. Thismeans no doubleheaders; two losses andyou are out; the winners play the winners,and the losers play the losers.Depending how Chicago does in the firstgame, they will either play the winner orthe loser of the Coe-St. Norbert game. Coeis the defending MCAW champion, andChicago defeated St. Norbert for the NorthDivision crown.The keys to Chicago success in the tour¬nament lie in a healthy Kathy McGarvey,maintaining their hitting surge, and con¬tinued gutsy play.Chicago pitcher McGarvey has beenamong the walking wounded these past fewweeks. She has a severe bruise on her leftshin, a sprained thumb on her fieldinghand, and she recently tore her hamstringin a doubleheader against Trinity College.She may win a purple heart at the end ofthe season, but Chicago’s chances of win¬ning the MCAW are slim without her on themound.Over the past few weeks the bats havegone wild. Chicago has raised its teambatting average by 32 points, and a slumpnow would be disastrous. The defense hasBaseball atIt took first-year head coach Greg W'ar-zecka and his young Maroon baseball teamless than one season to make their mark onMidwest Conference baseball, and tomor¬row afternoon the Maroons play at StaggField for their first conference baseballchampionship in over 70 years.Sophomore pitcher Ed Ruder will takethe mound at 1:30 p.m. tomorrow afternoonagainst St. Norbert College, in a one-game,winner-take-all playoff for the MidwestConference North Division championship.The winner of that game will travel tothe conference playoffs against Knox Col¬lege.The Maroons and the Green Knights tiedat 6-2 atop the conference divisional racethis year, and split a doubleheader at StaggField earlier in the season. Ruder threw athree-hitter in the opening game of thatdoubleheader as the Maroons won, 3-1, andover one stretch in the game Ruder retired10 straight.Offensively the Maroons have come alivein the last two weeks, as Scott Gross andMike Medina have continued their hot hit¬ting and first baseman John Boland hasreturned to the lineup. Gross, a freshmanright fielder, has a .426 average in 18games this season, with two home runs, ateam-leading 15 RBI. and a .630 sluggingpercentage. been playing well, but it is still prone tomistakes.The final key to Chicago success is therisk-taking paying off. Double steals, hitand runs, and drag bunts are all part ofChicago’s aggresive offense. They haverelied heavily on taking chances, and thechances have paid off. From conservativeto flashy, the Chicago offense attack is justthat, an attack.Chicago has played their style of ball allseason long, and they have not varied theirgame plan because of the opponent. How¬ever, things may change because the op¬ponents are more formidable.Coe is the defending champion. Their 9-1conference record matches Chicago’s. Coeboasts pitcher Nancy Kahle. This seniorhas won all-conference honors at pitcherfor the past two seasons.Coe’s only loss of the year came fromMonmouth (8-2). Monmouth is a youngsquad with freshmen starting at catcher,first base, and shortstop. Their sophomorepitcher Marla Clay did a fine job as afreshman, and she has handled most of theload for Monmouth this season.The other entrant from the North Divi¬sion is St. Norbert (9-1). The Green Knightsfinished a close second to Chicago thisyear, and they finished second in confer¬ence last season. In their only meeting ofthe year, Chicago split with St. Norbert,but Chicago looked strong in both games.The tournament will last for two days,and Sunday is reserved for a rain day.Stagg FieldMedina, the 1984 All-Midwest Conferenceshortstop, has rebounded from an off yearin 1985 with a .364 mark this season and ateam high 17 runs scored.Outfielder Steve Chmelik, moved to cen-terfield after an injury to senior BruceMontella, takes a .293 average into Satur¬day’s game, and Boland — who missedmost of the season with a hand injury —has compiled a .375 average with onehomer and 9 RBI in six games since re¬turning to the lineup.Should Ruder falter in the early innings,Warzecka plans to bring in junior EricSmith. If he needs late inning relief help hewill rely on senior righthander CorsonMaley, whose record is 1 win and 1 save.Ruder has a 3-1 record in his four con¬ference starts this year, with a 2.57 ERAand 24 strikeouts in 28 innings of work.St. Norbert has never failed to make theMidwest Conference playoffs in the lastthree years, and has been a strong DivisionIII program since leaving the upper divi¬sion three years ago.The Maroon's last baseball championshipcame in 1913 when they took the Big Tentitle. In recent years the Maroons havereached the one-game playoff position inthe Midwest Conference but have never yetwon the crucial game.-U of C Sports Information Office.Scott Cross, Maroon rightfielder, is leading the Midwestconference in batting averagethis year.Keys to baseball victoryPitchingEd Ruder defeated St. Norbert 3-1, in a 3-hitter earlier this year. If he stays incontrol he should go at least 7, with Corson Maley as short relief.HittingScott Gross is hitting over .500 in conference and .426 on the year. With MikeMedina (.364) and Gross as the 3-4 hitters, and Tom Novak (.300 in conference)-,Steve Chmelik (.293) and John Boland ( .375) all on a tear, the Maroons should scoreruns. Coach Vance is happy with the draw, andsees Coe and Norbert as the two strongestteams. She expects Chicago to win theMCAW Tournament, as she said, “We havebeen playing exceptionally well againstsome high quality teams. We have won the games that we have needed to win.”The winner of the MCAW is not awardeda bid in Nationals. Instead, it must receivean invitation. This is a policy Coach Vancewould like to see changed as next year herteam should be nationally ranked.Keys to softball victoryPitchingKathy McGarvey needs to stay away from further injuries. At present she isnursing a bruised shin, a sprained thumb, and a torn hamstring. McGarvey’s ERA isby far the best on the team.HittingThe team has raised its batting average by 36 points over the past two weeks to.287. Strong hitting is necessary to cover up the occasional fielding problems thathave plagued the Maroons this year.RunningDouble steals and hit and run plays have payed the Maroons big dividends thisyear. The execution and luck must hold for the team to be successful.ScoreboardNAME CHICAGO 8 LAKE FOREST 5AB R H RBIDETLOFF C 4 2 2 2Gemmill 1B 4 2 2 2Ahsan CF 3 1 1 2Fitzpatrick SS 4 0 0 0Lively LF 2 1 0 0Bircsak 2B 3 C 0 0Bork 3B 3 0 0 0Owen DH 2 1 1 0McGarvey DTotal 110 126 8 6 7E - Fitzpatrick, McGarvey, Lively3B - Gemmill, HR-Ahsan SB-Detloff, Gemmill, BircsakPITCHINGNAME IP H R* ER BB SOMcGarvey 7 8 5 2 0 4 (W)PITCHING STATISTICSName G IP H R ER BB SO ERA W-LMcGARVEY 21 1312/3 109 80 38 60 69 2.02 11-10Fitzpatrick 5 171/3 40 42 25 12 2 12.98 1-1NAME BASEBALL BATTING STATISTICSG RB R H RBI SAVG AVGGross 18 54 7 23 15 .630 .426Boland 6 16 4 6 9 688 .375Medina 19 55 17 20 10 545 .364Chmelik 18 58 12 17 3 .310 .293Grimm 11 11 631 .273 .273Ellitch 9 22 6 6 0 .318 .273Novak 18 47 6 12 6 .319 .255Amend 17 31 4 7 5 .258 .226Lin 10 20 3 4 8 200 .200Montella 15 47 5 9 8 213 .191Leeds 18 52 14 9 4 .231 .173Todd 11 24 3 4 3 .167 .167McNelisi 17 41 4 5 5 .122 122The Cnicago Maroon—Friday. 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Call Larry at 684-6788 or 962-9555.NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door for only 35c per dayfhroughout Hyde Park. Call 643-9624 today!-M-DELICIOUS-M-NUTRITIOUS-1-H-EXPEDITlOUSThe Medici on 57th delivers every menu itemfast and fresh! Try our new spinach pizza, it'ssecond to none. 667-7394.PIANO LESSONSSPRING PIANO LESSONS with EdwardMondello Teacher of piano music dept. 1960-1980. Tel. 752-4485.MACINTOSH UPGRADES512K $249. 120 day warranty, housecalls.CYBERSYSTEMS 667-4000.SEEKINGTREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center in return for par¬ticipating in a 3 week study to evaluate drugpreference. Involves only commonly-prescribed drugs. Participants must be between 21 & 55 years old and in good health Forfurther information call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 8.11:30 a.m. Refer to study A.DCCpADfUTECHNOLOGIST WANTEDMoving established laboratory to U of C Dept.MGCB. Seek experienced researchtechnologist. Excellent opportunity to worxwith relative independence in exciting area ofMolecular Biology and Immunology. Dr. Ursala Storb Dept of Microbiology, U of Wash.Seattle 98195, 206-543-1428,5824; local contact962-1351, Sharon Cohen.EDWARDO'SHOT STUFFEDDelivered right to your door! Edwardo's- Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza. Open late everynight. Call 241-7960. 1321 E. 57th. Ph 241-7960.ORIGINAL MUSICOn acoustic guitar by Dan Berick and GregPoe this Saturday night, 10PM to midnight.Chocolate Soup Cafe, at Hillel House, 5715 S.Woodlawn.BERICK & POEDan Berick and Greg Poe will be playingoriginal acoustic music at CHOCOLATE SOUPCAFE this Saturday from 10PM to midnight.New Spring menu includes ice cream and icedtea. At Hillel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.**MONEY*****&THE MADNESS of Lady BRIGHT***Presented by:CONCRETE GOTHICTHEATREMay 1-4 at 8pm FOR RESERVATIONS CALL684-2319DESK/SOFA-BED/A-CTeakwood 8. chrome 5'8"x3' desk (no drawers)with 2 chrome 8. brown cloth chairs $280Natural/off-white sofa 5'8 "x3 with steams 8.foster pull out bed $220. Gibson 6200 BTU roomair conditioner- $200 Days: 962-7747 (Lisa)Evenings: 752-4687.% PROFESSIONALSERVICESThe Chicago Counseling 8. PsychotherapyCenter founded 15 years ago on a firm belief inthe worth and dignity of each person, offersempathic effective counseling &psychotherapy to individuals, couples andfamilies. Loop and Hyde Park offices Feesflexible. Insurance accepted. Call 684-1800 for abrochure and/or an appointment.WE KNOW WHERE THEPARTIES AREWe know when the buses run. We know whattimes the films start. We know where all yourfriends live. For this and anything else youneed to know, call Hotline, 753-1777, seven daysa week. 7PM to 7AM.LASER PRINTINGWord Processing and laserwriter printingLaser quality printing of resumes, papers,dissertations, and Macintosh files. Call Top ofthe Desk, Inc. at 947-0585 evenings andweekends for rates and quotes.CO-ED VOLLEYBALLSundays in Field House Noon. Also Outdoorsin Summer.BRITANNICASPertect condition: includes propaedia,micropaedias, Macropaedias, and index.Retailed for $1000, yours for $700/offer. CallLarry at 667-4411 after 6pm or wkends.REWARD$150 for return of sony sports walkman. Takenfrom ''A-level'' Regenstein. No questions ask¬ed. Call Amy at 493-4573.NEEDAHOUSESITTER??Experienced housesitter willing to look afteryour house or apartment while you are awayExtremely reliable with excellent referencesPlease contact Julie at 472 1920 (day or eve)EMO PHILLIPSCOMEDY TONIGHTEMO PHILLIPSFREE TONIGHT in Mandel Hall8:00PM UCIDIBM SOFTWAREMinitab- $80; WordMarc/Muse- $175; callMicrodistribution Center at 962-6086 for moredetails. 962-6086.IBM NEW PRICESConvertible PC- $1,385 PC/XT- $2,020; PC/AT.8mhz clock, DOS 3.2- $3,685; ProPrinter XL-$615; call MicroDistribution Center for moredetails- 962-6086.The University of ChicagoDivinity School AssociationBOOK SALEUsed & new discounted books:Theology-Philosophy-SociologyEthics-Near Eastern-Eng LitHistory-Poli Sci-ClassicsMany cooks V2 price on 2nd dayMAY 5 & 69:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m.Swift Hall CommonsSellers may call 241 -6722The Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 2.1986—19Students To Save The Spring Formal PresentsSPRING FORMALTHE “SPRING FORMAL EXPRESSSCHEDULEFROM IDA NOYES PALMER HOUSE6:30 P.M. 7:00 P.M.7:30 P.M. 8:00 P.M.8:30 P.M. 9:00 P.M.9:30 P.M. 10:00 P.M.10:30 P.M. 11:00 P.M.— 1:00 A.M.— 2:00 A.M.**Must show your ticket to board bus.BandMAYNARD FERGUSONFRIDAY MAY 91986 9:00 -1:00 AMPALMER HOUSE GRAND Sl STATE BALLROOMTRANSPORTATION PROVIDEDSee Maroon for details: $12.50 PER STUDENT $100.00 PER FACULTYTICKETS ON SALE AT REYNOLDS CLUB BOX OFFICE FUNDED BY SAF & DOCI ■ ■■ ■■■,!!“I sing of food and of a man at table.Remarkable for appetite, his tonguetouched in cradleBy Glossus, muse of taste, he grewbroad indeed;He's built for comfort, not for speed."—Virgil’s brother, Fat Moeby Richard KruegerYou say you’re looking for a cheap date?And you say you’re looking for somewhere totake him for dinner? There is no better place forcheap eats than the city of Chicago. Dozens ofethnic restaurants are scattered throughout theneighborhoods, restaurants that are guaranteedto please any polylingual palette, ones that canbe afforded without upsetting the delicate bal¬ance of your carefully calculated school budget,fencing your roommate’s stereo equipment, orselling the neighborhood stray dogs to theUniversity Medical School.“But it’s so hard to get around,” I anticipatesomeone whining.Look, get on a bu^ that’s right, a city bus,the things the natives ride, the major form ofpublic transportation that we'd be supportingwith our tax dollars if only we had real jobs. Itmay take a little longer, but it’s cheap and withyour college education you should be able tofigure out the new transfer regulations.ChineseI love Chinese food, but chunks of only-Buddha-knows-what lurking in a cloying sauceof sugar, soy, and corn starch ain’t what goodChinese cuisine is about, and there are not anygreat places in Hyde Park. Tai Sam Yon 1318 E63rd (684-1062) has been highly touted eversince I got here; it is okay, which means it is-probably the best place in Hyde Park. Theservings are cheap and ample. But you need acar to get to and from the place, so you mightas well go to Chinatown.Chinatown is a wonderful concept. Imagine,an entire section of the city solely devoted topalatine pleasures. Take the Dan Ryan/LakeStreet El to Cermak (22nd Street) and you’ll beright there. There are restaurants everywhere.My favorite places are the Chinese Deli (225 WCermak; 842-8941) and Moon Place (2206 SWentworth; 842-2390).The Chinese Deli is practically free and ishighly patronized by locals. The Deli has allsorts of interesting noodles and won tons, aswell as more mundane fare. Moon Palace (twofloors, and the upstairs is larger) serves a broadmenu emphasizing Szechuan cuisine. On themenu is a wide variety of dumplings andbreads, and some rather exotic items, such asThousand Year Old Egg with Pickled Ginger,which are eggs that are preserved by buryingthem in special earth. If you can fight back thefumes, which are reminiscent of most ruralwaste management systems (yum-yum), youmay find this a treat Highly recommended arethe hot and sour soup (real good), shrimp in hottomato-ginger sauce (very, very good), and theHunan crispy fish (wow). Also note the SevenPrecious rice pudding for dessert, which needs to be ordered in advance. You can eat here forabout $10 per person. Come in a group formore variety.ThaiHow did Hyde Park end up with three Thairestaurants (four, it you include Morry’s)? Itcould only happen here. Jarunee (Thai 55th) at1607 E 55th (363-7119), Tipsuda at 1649 and1639 E 55th (667-5423;324-9296), and ThaiTwin at 1604 E 53rd (493-1000) serve take-outand sit-down meals at reasonable prices. Dueto a clear difference of opinion with my friendsover which is the best of these three, you areprobably best off trying all three to discoverwhich best prepares your favorite selections.I've got my opinion, now come and get yours.One of the many good Thai restaurants in thecity is Thai Star Cafe at 660 N State 951-1196;(State and Erie, on the near north side), whichhas been expanded. The Pork Satay andSpring Roll appetizers were very good, as wereall of the entrees. Also, even the Hottest thingson the menu, just like the places ir. Hyde Park,are not so spicy to singe American tongues (sowhat if it is not the most authentic; P.SBangkok was and it went out of business.) Butif the fire is still too much for you, I re..ommendcooling the sting with some ihai iced coffee, arich treat which is plenty for dessert.Eastern EuropeanA couple of wonderful little family placeswhere you can stuff yourself silly are Tulpe at2447 W 69th (925-1123; take the 55th Streetbus west to Western Avenue, transfer to theWestern Ave bus south to 69th Street; it is oneblock west) and Little Bucharest at 3001 NAshland (929-8640; take the Howard El toFullerton, transfer to the Fullerton bus west toAshland, and transfer to the Ashland Ave busnorth to the restaurant).Tulpe is an unimposing storef ont Lithuanianplace where everything is indue'id with your $5or $6 meal. The menu changes daily, but theyare likely to have Potato Kugei (potato cas¬serole with bacon), stews or roasts, and won¬derful homemade sausage. Also recommendedis the very tasty cold beet soup.Little Bucharest is a remarkable little Roum¬anian restaurant. Begin your meal with the VealMeatball Soup (highly recommended) andwatch it brought to your table by the Grand¬mother. The menu is full of delicious stews androasts and the servings are massive If you caneven think about dessert after the meal, whichis unlikely, one of their wide variety of tortes isenough for two. This restaurant is extremelypopular, so you are best to r:ia.<e reservations,and a couple of days in advance for theweekends.GreekPlease let me wax romantic nostalgiaGreektown, on South Halsted Street just westof the loop (take the Jackson Street bus west toHalsted), will always hold a fond place in myheart. My father got officially engaged at theParthenon, and I followed the tradition. In fact,my first date with my wife was at the GreekIslands.Besides my drippy sentimentality, these are the best cheap places in Greektown. TheParthenon at 341 S Halsted (726-2407) is a littlecheaper than the Greek Islands at 200 SHalsted. which is more nicely decorated.Whichever you choose, begin your meal with abottle of Roditis, a greek rose wine, and a fullcourse of appetizers. Usually after the ap¬petizers, my wife and I may split an entreeStart with a plate of Gyros (lamb and beefroasted on a skewer, a combination invented atthe Parthenon), Saganaki (feta cheese flamedwith brandy), and ta'-amousaiata (fish roesalad). Good entrees include the Moussaka(eggplant and meat casserole). Dolmades (stuf¬fed grape leaves), and barbequed lamb Alsothe red snapper is usually fresh and wellprepared. If you have room for dessert theBaklava and greek coffee are good at bothrestaurants.Middle EasternThere are a couple of good places for cheapmiddle eastern food. University Gardens at1373 E 53rd (684-6660) and The Beirut Res¬taurant at 5209 N Clark (769-1250; take theClark Street bus north to the place) are twosuch places; ; also recommended to me wasThe Old Jerusalem Restaurant at 1411 N Wells(944-0459; in old town, a short walk from theClark and Division stop on the Howard El) Forappetizers, try the Hummos (ground chickpeasalad), Baba ghanooj (eggplant salad), andKibbe (meat and wheat formed into balls anddeep-fried). You’ll do best to try a round ofappetizers and share the entrees The ShisKibab (meat roasted on a skewer) or Kafir Kibab(roasted sausages of beef and lamb) are worthtrying. There is also a selection of variouspastries at these places to complete the meal.Be sure to point and ask.ItalianThere are a few places for good cheap Italianfood in the city. The Italian Village at 71 WMonroe (332-7005) is actually three restaurants.The Village is the cheapest and it is upstairs. Itis a very charming room the walls of which area diorama of a little village, with small lightedhouses among applique hills. You’d do best tosteer clear of the pastas (although the lasagnais pretty good), which are likely to be dis¬appointing. and order the specials which comewith soup, salad, coffee, and dessertA good place for cheap pasta is Cas and LouRistoranti at 3457 W Irving Park Road (588-8445). Take the Howard El to Irving Park andtransfer to the Irving Park bus and ride it westto the restaurant in the heart of Albany Park. Ittoo is romantically quaint, with small rooms offto the sides, but it is cheaper than the ItalianVillage, and the pastas are perfectly done anddelicious. The less elaborate dishes, like las¬agna or ravioli, served complete with mine¬strone (which is much better than the stuff atthe Italian Village), salad, and garlic bread (so-so), are about $6 or $7, and the more elaboratedinners are only $9 (although when we tried thered snapper special the fish was over-done).An excellent place for cheap Italian seafood,especially if you get there for the early birddinners ($6.50 before 6 pm), is Fricano's at2512 N Halsted (929-7550; one block east andthree blocks north of the Fullerton stop on the Howard El). The fish is done to a turn here; thedaily specials are the things to catch.Another little Italian place in the heart of theItalian neighborhood is Tufano’s Vernon ParkTap at 1073 W Vernon Park (226-9878; fromHalsted Street west of the loop, take theHalsted bus south to Taylor Street, take theTaylor Street bus to Carpenter (Al’s Bar-B-Q),somehow pass up the sandwiches at Al’s, andwalk north about four blocks to Vernon Park,and if it is dinner time, look for tne crowd Thespecials are written on the blackboard, but thething to try is the chicken Vesuvio, (chickenbroiled with lemon and olive oil), which is neverlisted, it is outstanding, whereas the pasta isnot. There will be a wait on weekends, and theydon’t take reservations, but check it out. Any¬way, there is a nice outdoor bar to wait inMexicanogermanic Scandinavian-EthiopianA very cheap and lovely restaurant, with anoutdoor cafe, is Mi Pueblo at 2908 W 59thStreet in Marquette Park *737-2700; take the55th street bus to California and walk fourblocks south and one block west). The entreesare super-abundant, delicious (especially thechimichangas and the chicken in mole sauce),and under $6 Further, they have lots of im¬ported beer and great big margantas made withfresh limes.Ann Sather's Swedish Restaurant under theBelmont stop in the Howard El at 925 WBelmont (348-2378) features good homecookingand a complete meal, like Tulpe. is under $7.The meal begins with a warm basket of freshlybaked breads and rolls, including limpa Breadand their (gasp!) cinnamon rolls. But don’t spoilyour dinner! The Swedish meatballs and thehomemade sausage are terrific (just like AuntieSven used to make).One of Chicago's oldest restaurants. TheBerghoff(in the loop at 17 W Adams; 427-3170)also serves good homecooked meals at a littlemore than Ann Sather’s (around $10). Beginyour m >al with their homecooked rye and aboilerma<er of their own label beer (brewed bythe Aug'burger company long before theymade Augsburger) and bourbon (the country’sbest bourbon, distilled for the Berghoffby Stillerand Wetzel). And the food is good, especiallytheir creamed spinach (a must eat) and theLong Island Roast Duckling with a sour cherrysauce.Another place that is definitely worth check¬ing out is Mama Desfa ’s Red Sea Restaurant.This Ethiopian restaurant serves stews of lamb,beef, chicken or vegetables which are eitherhot fwat) or mild (ahtcha). but the hot dishes arenot all that hot There is no silverware here; theonly utensil is Injera. the sour spongy bread themeal is served with. The meai is well ac¬companied by Tej, a honey wine which is sweetbut fresh, not cloying Mama Desta's is at 3216N Clark (935-9561). one block east and a half ablock north of the Belmont stop on the HowardElNext week's article will be about cheapplaces for desserts and late, and very late,snacks Yes. you can get a good corned beefsandwich at 4 am in Chicago, too. Until then,get out there and eatDIVEST NOWINTERNATIONAL HOUSEAll afternoon and evening onSUNDAY, MAY 113:00 - 7:30 P.M.PUBLIC WELCOMEBOOTHS FEATURING FOOD, FILMS, AND DISPLAYSFROM NATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.AND WITH LIVE PERFORMANCES BY:ARMSTRONG SISTERS BAAL TINNEFOLK TALES FROM THE BRITISH ISLES IRISH FOLK MUSICFLAMENCO DANCERSINDONESIAN DANCERSCHINESE FOLK DANCERSROSALINDE and the DALAAL DANCERSFESTIVAL DANCEWITH SAMBA MUSIC BYSOM BRAZIL7:30 - 11:00 P.M.GENERAL ADMISSION $4STUDENTS $3CHILDREN $1FESTIVAL DANCE $2(Free with afternoon admission)1414 E. 59th St. 753-22742—FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNAL- LJ J 1F s —| in “' nr 1 HL 3 (1 r a it ; Rm hfi H FARTNew Sculpture: Robert Gober, JeffKoons, Haim Steinbach “Objects fromeveryday life” are the media of thesethree contemporary American sculptors.Gober makes sinks (like, as in plumbing)which are “unabashedly anth¬ropomorphic.” Steinbach “displays”found objects, unaltered except by biz¬arre decontextualizing/recontextualizingjuxtapositions. Koons’ work, alreadynotorious in the Chi-town area, is invacuum cleaners/glass tanks/bas¬ketballs. You go figure. Gary Garrets,N Y C. art historian, will speak at theopening. Opens Wed with a receptionfrom 7-8:30 pm, and runs thru June 21,at the Renaissance Society, 5811 Ellis(Fourth Floor Cobb). Tues-Fri, 10-4; Sat-Sun 10-4Barnett Newman Prints Retrospective atthe Smart Gallery, 5550 Greenwood.Tues-Fri 10-4, Sat-Sun 12-4Judith Bromley and Patricia Evans:Photographs and Notecards of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Opening Sunday witha reception from 3-5 pm, and runningthru June 15, at 57th Street Bookstore,1301 E 57th. 684-1300Hyde Park Pix Recent work by Chicagoartists, including: Chris Geoghegan,Luis Medina, Don Lonna Marder, Deb¬orah Peterson, Patrick Rodriguez, RuthThorne-Thompson and Doug Van Dyke.Opens Sun with a reception from 4-6pm, and runs thru May 31, at the HydePark Art Center, 1701 E 53rd. Tues-Sat,11-5Ruth Marie Willett Recent works in foundobjects from nature, by a recent U of CMFA. Showing concurrently are photo¬graphs by Jan Ballard. Opens today witha reception from 5-8 pm, and runs thruMay 31, at Artemisia, 341 W Superior,Tues-Sat, 11-5Peter Huttinger/George Horner Theformer does paintings (Capillaries) anddrawings (Entanglements)-, the latterdoes silly-putty lift-offs Thru May 24, atFeature Gallery, 340 W Huron, Wed-Sat11-5Contemporary Artists Books by Kal-deway Press Books from the New York-based press with texts by John Ash-berry, Samuel Beckett. William Bur¬roughs, Paul Celan terguente Duras,Pablo Neruda, oth>'' illustrations byCarl Apfelschnitt, K, Keever, MischaKuball, Johnathan Lasker, Ann Sperry,Jun Suzuki, and Not Vital. Thru May 15,at the Goethe Institute 401 N Michigan.Mon-Fri, 9-5:30, Thurs thru 8Sue Coe: X New works in (very political)art. by the illustrator (co-creator?) of thebook How to Commit Suicide in SouthAfrica. Opens today with a receptionfrom 5-7 pm, at Phyllis Kind Gallery, 313W Superior.Tramp Art This curious title appears on apress release picturing what looks like achest of drawers made of popsiclesticks ..Thru May 17 at NIU Gallery, 212W Superior. 642-6010Judith Kitzes Award winner of the 9thAnnual UIC Student Fine Arts Competi¬tion, Kitzes works in wooden sculptureand construction. Thru May 9, at WardGallery, 750 S Halsted. Mon-Fri, 11-6,Sat 1-5.Oblique Delusion Computer graphic artistRick Paul has created a contemporaryTrojan Horse/figurative installation. ThruMay 12 at the Cultural Center, 78 EWashington. Mon-Thurs, 9-6, Fri, 9-6,and Sat, 9-5Latent Images: Ten Midwestern Photo¬graphers Winners of a new photogra¬phy fellowship. Frank A. Barsotti, StevenBenson, Andrew Borowiec, Ron Geibert,Michael Goss, Richard Grey, CharlesKrider, Anthony M. Laouro, FredrikMarsh, and Jay P. Wolke. Thru May 12,at the Cultural Center, as above.A Brush With Shakespeare: The Bard InPainting, 1780-1910 Not just pictures ofhim, but you know, scenes from theplays and stuff. About 60 paintings.Opens tomorrow, and runs thru June 14,at the Cultural Center, as above.Fort Apache Premiere of a new gallery/British-American art exchange program,in connection with the upcoming Chic¬ago Art Expo at Navy Pier Artists fea¬tured in the premiere include: BrendaBarnum, John Blackford, Diane Chris¬tensen, Dan Pohl, Kurt Eckert, DaveKargl, Linda King and Matt Straub.Opens today with a reception from 6-9pm, and runs thru May 15, at FortApache, 356 W Huron, 5th floor.Performance Chicago: An Evening ofPerformance Art Tom Jeremba, Coc¬teau’s Orphee (1926); Misoslaw Rogala,Remote Faces Outerpretation (video performance); and Brendan deVallance,Noose Paper. Tonight (and next Fridaynight) at 6, at the State of Illinois CenterAuditorium, Randolph and Clark. Co¬sponsored by the MCA and the Ren¬aissance Society $3.50/$2.50WOMENRosi Gowdey at Mountain Moving Cof¬feehouse A main event headliner at theIowa Peace Chatauqua and a performerat both the Indiana and Michigan Festi¬vals, she is back to enrapture us withher original songs of folk, blues andcountry music. Guaranteed to be afinger-poppin’, foot-stompin’, rollickinggood time. 1655 W School, Sat, 8:30and 9:45 pm. No male children over age10.Women and the Press “Women’s Voices”talks with Tracy Bairn of Windy CityTimes, and Stephanie Bacon of GreyCity Journal about women in Chicagoprint. WHPK 88.5 fm, Mon, 5-6 pm.Gerda Lerner discusses The Creation ofPatriarchy Exploring 2600 years ofhuman history, historian Lerner arguesthat male domiance is the product ofhistorical development, not biology, andhence can be changed by historicalprocess. Women and Children First,1967 N Halsted, Tu, 7:15 pm.Storytime for Children Linda Bubon readsand tells stories especially for 2-5 year-olds. Women and Children First, Sat, 10am.MUSICDance Smart Bar Party WHPK DJ PatrickMoxey spins the proverbial disks, all hellbreaks loose, etc. Thursday at SmartBar, its in the phone book, 9:30 pm - 4am. No cover.Chuck Mangione Park West calls it a“new concert,” probably becauseChuck has put on some pretty boringshows. His music can be interesting —when he plays his older, more main¬stream jazz stuff — but he has nopersonality whatsoever on the stage.Who knows where he’s been for thepast four years. Find out what kind ofmusic he's into these days at the ParkWest tonight, 7:30 and 11, tickets areusually in the teens with a two drinkmin, 322 W Armitage, 559-1212. —DMcNVictor Borge Borge puts on a one mancomedy show revolving around hisgrand piano and classical music (Hecalls Giuseppe Verde “Joe Green”).Unfortunately for Hyde Parkers he’sperforming in Aurora — about 50 mileswest of here — at the Paramount ArtsCenter, tomorrow night, 23 E Galena,896-6666.Dennis Brown, John Holt, Samaritans Allof the Aragon Ballroom tomorrow ;ghtat 8:30, 1106W Lawrence, 559-1212.Natalie Cole and Eugene Wilde At theAuditorium Theater Sun at 7 pm, 70 ECongress, 922-2110.Ono Playing Link’s Hall tomorrow, 9 pm,3435 N Sheffield, 281-0824.Greg Kihn The pun master pop blaster andhis friends drop into the Cabaret MetroWed for one show, 7:30, $6 advancetickets, 3730 N Clark, 666-6667.Robert Cray Band The RCB appears withthe Chicago Slim Blues Band for arelatively rare night of blues at the ParkWest tomorrow night at 8, 322 W Ar¬mitage, 559-1212.Big Twist and the Mellow Fellows Localguy Twist surfaces again, this time atBiddy Mulligans where he and his Fel¬lows will lay down some wild and crazyRhythm and Blues tonight around 9 or10, 7644 N Sheridan, 761-6532Keisa Brown and Company Meet at theJazz Bulls anytime during the darklinghours thru the weekend, 1916 LincolnPark West, 337-3000.Bangles You may not want to miss amanic Sunday at the Riviera. TheHoodoo Gurus will warm you up for oneof the hottest bands in pop music Sun at7:30, Broadway and Lawarence, 559-1212.Big Time Sarah’s Blues Show It certainlysounds like fun — will be happening atB.L.U.E.S. tonight and tomorrow night,2519 N Halsted, 528-1012.More New Music Chicago A 5-hour mar¬athon of new music showcasing localcomposers at the Park West Sun at 7pm, $6 50, 322 W Armitage, 929-5959.Borodin Trio The trio performs Tchaik¬ovsky, Beethoven and Dvorak at Or¬chestra Hall, Sun at 3 pm, 220 SMichigan, 435-8111.Chicago Youth Symphony OrchestraOrcenith Smith conducts a program of Wagner, Mozart, Berlioz and Shos¬takovich at Orchestra Hall Sun at 8 pm,220 S Michigan, 939-2207.Hyde Park Chamber Orchestra HaroldKlatz conducts Mozart, Telemann,Roussel, and Haydn at KAM IsaiahIsrael Congregation, Sun at 4 pm, 5039S Greenwood, 924-1234.Smokey Smothers Lowdown blues fromformer sideman of Muddy Waters, LittleWalter, and Howling Wolf. EverySunday at B.L.U.E.S., 5:30-9, 2519 NHalsted.MISCBailie Latino D.J.’s will be mixing LatinMusic, Salsa, Merengue, Rumba,Tango, Dos Pasos, and more at a BaileLatino (Latin Dance Party). Comp¬limentary beverages and snacks of atropical blend will be served. Danceinstruction will be provided upon re¬quest. At l-House, 1414 E 59, Sat at 10pm, $3 general, $1 residents. 753-2274.New Japanese Video Hits the U.S. Chic¬ago area audiences will have a rareopportunity to experience the art ofJapanese video in four programs, atChicago Filmmakers, 6 W Hubbard, Fri,Sat and Sun, 329-0854Poetry Performance: South Side PoetsLinda Moran Health, Nia Benyamin andVincent Pollard will offer a range ofromantic, religious, socially-concernedand audio-visual poetry. At CrossroadsStudent Center, 5621 S Blackstone, Sunat 3 pm, 721-8977.Historic Pullman Guided tours of the His¬toric Pullman District, a National HistoricLandmark, will begin their 1986 seasonon Sun and continue the first Sun ofeach month through October. At 1111 SForestville, 785-8181.Coalition For Divestment MeetingEveryone welcome, Tues 8 pm, Cobb119.The AIDS Patient Support Group is madeup of volunteers from the Universitycommunity who are concerned aboutthe plight of people with AIDS. For moreinformation, please call Tom Perdue at493-9883Coming Out Group While each member ofthe group may be dealing with a differ¬ent issue regarding homosexuality, weall share a desire to help each otherthrough this difficult time The ComingOut Group meets every Tues at 8 pm inQuaker House, 5615 S Woodlawn.FILMLost in America (Albert Brooks, 1985) Friat 7, 9, & 11 pm. and Sun at 2 pm. DOC$2.50Last Tango in Paris (Bernardo Bertolucci,1972) Sat at 7 & 9:30 pm DOC $2.50Shadow of a Doubt (Alfred Hitchcock,1943) Sat at 7:30 & 10 pm. and Sun at8:30 pm. LSF $2.50The Rain People (Francis Ford Coppola,1969) Fri at 8:45 pm School of the ArtInstitute, Columbus Dr. and JacksonBlvd. $4.50Wages and Profits (Kumar Shahani, 1984)A modern epic of urban life in India, thisfilm reveals the greed that sometimesmasks as liberalism. Sun at 1 pmSchool of the Art Institute, Columbus Drand Jackson Blvd $4.50The Conformist (Bernardo Bertolucci,1970) “Bertolucci's view isn’t so much areconstruction of the past as an infusionfrom it. Jean-Louis Trintignant, whoconveys the mechanism of thoughtthrough tension, the way Bogart did, isthe aristocratic Fascist—an intelligentcoward who sacrifices everything hecares about because he wants thesafety of normality...The film succeedsleast from its psychosexual approach tothe Fascist protagonist, but if the ideasdon’t touch the imagination, the film'ssensuous texture does. It’s a triumph offeeling and of style—lyrical, flowing,velvety style, so operatic that you comeaway with sequences in your head likearias.” — Pauline Kael, 5001 Nights atthe Movies. Fri at 8 and 10 pm. Inter¬national House. $2.50 —BTGrand Illusion (Jean Renior, 1937) focuseson the decline of aristocratic power andlifestyles and the rise of the commonman. It is set in a World War I prisoncamp for French soldiers There twoaristocratic officers, a French and aGerman, realize their rituals of nobleseoblige and nationalism are dying, butthey must nonetheless excute them. Inthe end, though, the common man dis¬covers his freedom and paves a newway home. "If I had to save only onefilm in the world, it would be GrandIllusion." — Welles Thurs at 8:30 pm.International House $2 — BTMy Beautiful Laundrette (Stephen Frears.1986) This film points out just howconfusing racial tensions are when in¬dividuals are involved The crux of thestory is the embittered feelings betweenimmigrants and working class youth inSouth London. Frears does not makethe most of the issue, he is seeminglygiven to dropping messages. Grantedthat white youth hate Pakis and Pakishate working class youth, how doesracial prejudice affect the life of theLondoner? Frears does not say, butprefers to float along the surface ofhatred — the angry faces, the racialGrey City Journal 2 May 86Staff: Steven K. Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Steve Best. Brett Bobley, MicheleMarie Bonnarens Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd. John Conlon, Gideon D’Arcangelo,Frederick Dolan. Anjali Fedson. Dierdre Fretz, Justine Kalas, Stefan Kertesz,Bruce King. Mike Kotze, Carolyn Mancuso, Nadine McGann, David McNulty,Miles Mendenhall, David Miller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, JordanOrlando, John Porter, Laura Rebeck, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, PaulReubens, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz, Sahotra Sarkar, Ann Schaefer, WayneScott, Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Ann Whitney, Ken Wissoker, Rick Wojcik.Production: Stephanie Bacon, Krishna Ramanujan, Laura SaltzEditor: Stephanie Bacon BRIGHT MADNESSI just saw a play about madness andI’m afraid to say that I must be mad too. Idon’t mean angry, I mean mad, crazierthan a loon. The absurdity of LanfordWilson’s The Madness of Lady Bright isthat it isn’t really absurd at all. “I” talk tomyself in the mirror as if “I” weresomeone else. “I” dress up in aqua anddance around my slimy little apartment,imagining that those parts of my past thatare perhaps best never remembered, canbe remembered, can be reinacted, andchanged, in the privacy of my owndreams. “I” am going insane, and asdear Leslie Bright says in the course ofhis theatrical mental deterioration,“Everyone knows when they are losingtheir mind.”Andrea Ballou’s direction of TheMadness of Lady Bright takes its audi¬ence down the slow and incongruentpath of mental warfare — one mindagainst itself. Moments of absolute sanity(should I say Aristotelian recognitions?)when Leslie Bright realizes that he istalking to himself just to relieve theboredom — to go on living — are jux¬taposed next to irrational fits in which heforgets who he is, entirely. Retracing thecountless list of lovers (if we can callthem lovers) who have graced his lessthan charming abode with their presenceand his fading walls with their auto¬graphs, he transforms himself. He isnineteen again, and he can spend thenight again with the only one he loved,Adam. This time he can make him stay,Adam “Where are you going, Adam?”Perhaps the most difficult part of the play is the floating in and out of thezombie-like characters, a boy (RhysRead) and a girl (Carole Ann Runion),who make up all-the-characters in LadyBright’s fantasies These everywo/mancharacters, who are vital to the main¬tenance of structure in Lady Bright’sthought process, have no emotion. Theboy is every enemy and every lover, andin one especially intense moment, he isAdam himself. But an Adam void ofbeing, which only helps to antagonize theisolating effect of Lady Bright’s madness.Lady Bright's madness is in its ap¬pearance an existence so absurd that itseems light years away from our every¬day lives But this absurdity touches thevery heart of our reality. In the last line ofthe play. Lady Bright pleadingly screamsfor someone to take him home, and yetironically, home, at least home alone-lonely, is just what he has been trying toescajje. The self, though completely in¬comprehensible. is eternally inescapable,and more frightening, in the face ofimplacable time, it is unchangeable.The Madness of Lady Bright will beperformed tonight, Saturday and Sundayin the third floor theatre at Reynolds Club8 pm. The role of Lady Bright is perhapsone of the most difficult in its complexitythat I have witnessed here, and MichaelWasserman’s performance is both en¬chanting and frightening. The play, how¬ever, can work as a medium for self¬recognition, for the audience, but not forLady Bright. Lady Bright loses out tomadness in the end. He locks himselfinside the closet of failed dreams andambitions. “Mozart’s in the closet, lethim out, let him out, let him out.”—Carole Byrdslurs, on both sides — rather thanpenetrate the smallmindedness of theprejudiced individual. Indeed Frearstreats the whole issue in heavy-handedsymbols that open doors but do notexplore the substance behind them. MyBeautiful Laundrette, moreover, takes itssocial statement quite literally — thatlove among men will overcome racialtensions, but it is unclear from the filmhow the larger society of heterosexualsmay achieve integration. Technically,the editing is rough, as there are far toomany long pauses between the variouscharacters’ reactions Unfortunately, thesubtlety in Fears' camerawork onlypoints to its lack in the narrative FineArts — BTTHEATERMoney by Edward Bulwer Lytton and TheMadness of Lady Bright by LanfordWilson. Greed and transvestitism, all inthe same night Thru Sun at the Rey¬nolds Club third floor theater $4, $5Happy Days by Samuel Beckett Winnie'sburied up to her waist, but she don’tmind. Thru May 11 at the GoodmanTheatre, 200 S Columbus 443-3800Take-Off! Come fly with El Tricicle ofSpain. Produced as part of the ChicagoInternational Theatre Festival, thru Satat the Getz Theater 644-FESTAsinimali! by Mbongem Ngema The firstappearance of the Market TheaterCompany of South Africa in ChicagoOpens Mon and runs thru May 17 at theGetz Theater 644-FESTThe Duchess of Malfi by John WebsterThis opened Monday as the premiereproduction of not only the NationalTheatre of Great Britain, but the Chic¬ago International Theatre Festival Thecompany, comprised of the IanMcKellen/Edward Petherbndge Com¬pany and a further standard troupe, ismaking its only appearance in the UShere It is a most appropriate choice forthe opening. Both McKellan and Peth-erbridge appear in the production,McKellan as the spy for the Duchess' brothers who joins her husband toavenge her at the end, and Peth-erbridge as her brother, the corruptCardinal who, offended by her breach ofmores, plots to have her killed Thoughthese two were the only “names” in theproduction, the play belongs to theDuchess (Eleanor Bron) and her twinbrother, who goes mad when he real¬izes that the body of his strangled sisteris a result of his misdirected vengeanceWebster's dark play is brought tofrightening realization by the troupeEspecially riveting is the scene wherean imprisoned Duchess is forced towitness the insanity of her former cour¬tiers, blinded and tortured by herbrothers. The magnificent set and cos¬tumes and the evocative lighting allcontribute to the craftsmanship of theproduction. The CITF is bnnging someremarkable theater to this city (haven’t Ibeen telling you?). So out of Hyde Parkand into those theaters! You have noth¬ing to lose but your sanity. Thru Sun atthe Blackstone Theatre, 60 E Balbo644-FEST—LRThe Cherry Orchard by Anton ChekhovThe National Theatre of Great Britain’ssecond offering for the festival, hot onthe heels of Malfi. Opens Tues and runsthru May 11 at the Blackstone Theatre.60 E Balbo 644-FESTGhetto The encounters of a Jewish theatertroupe performing in the Polish ghettoesduring WWII Performed by the HaifaMunicipal Theatre of Israel; thru Mon atthe Civic theatre 644-FESTLydie Breeze by John Guare Not SummerBreeze or Lydie the tattooed lady. ThruMay 18 at the Steppenwolf TheaterCompany. 2851 N Halsted 472-4141Puntila and his Hired Man by BedoldBrecht. A comedy full of Brechtian an¬tiheroes and anti-establishment ideasThru May 18 at the organic Theater,3319 N Clark 327-5538DIVEST NOWGREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1986—3issues will no longer be considered “moderate” or“responsible” and will lose their access to power,and hence their prestige. This system producesideological conformity far more effectively than theSoviet system, where the state uses violenceagainst dissidents.Properly defined, terrorism is the use of violenceagainst civilians for an overriding political purpose.Terrorism can be arbitrary or specific, and it caninclude (but is not limited to) bombing, assassina¬tion, arson, hijacking, and kidnapping.Nearly three weeks ago U.S. armed forcesbombed some Libyan military installations. Sincethat time, scarcely a day has passed without anattack against U.S. or British citizens or propertyaround the world. Reagan administration officialshave used these attacks as opportunities to rhet¬orically strike back at Khaddafy and build publicsupport for their policies, but another crisis — themeltdown of a Soviet nuclear reactor — haspushed international terrorism off the front pagesand the Sunday morning talk shows. As a result,the generally frenzied atmosphere which ac¬companies the discussion of terrorism has sud-sided somewhat: people who have made theirliving bashing Khaddafy have had to relinquishtheir air time to people who have made their livingbashing the Soviet Union, so instead of George¬town University’s “terrorism expert” Robert Kup-perman babbling about Khaddafy we have U.S.Senator Al D’Amatto (D., NY) babbling about theSoviet Union’s nuclear meltdown. Since terrorismis no longer news, it may be possible to discussAmerica’s attack against Libya with some ration¬ality. Similarly, the meltdown of a Soviet nuclearreactor may allow for some serious discussion ofAmerica's war in Central America.As I said at the outset, knowledge of Orwell isindispensible for a clear understanding of U.SMiddle East policy. 1984 is a particularly importanttext in this respect. As the public non-discussion ofLibya and international terrorism rose to a feverpitch, I was reminded of the “Two Minutes Hate”scene in 1984, where people gathered around avideoscreen to denounce, in mob fashion, thepicture of the “enemy of the people.” Collectivevilification of the state’s enemy served primarily tounify the poeple behind their Leader. As the TwoMinutes Hate began,A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness,a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces inwith a sledge hammer, seemed to flowthrough the whole group of people like anelectric current, turning one even againstone’s will into a grimacing, screaming lun¬atic. And yet the rage that one felt was anabstract, undirected emotion which could beswitched from one object to another...Photo by John Egan However, all the hysterica*state’s enemy could not cclmain incongruity: IWhat was strange vflGoldstein (the enemy oflhated and despised by elevery day and a thousarlflatforms, on telescreens,Ibooks, his theories were!ridiculed, held up to the glpitiful rubbish that they wathis, his influence never!less. Always there were fito be seduced by him. Awhen spies and saboteurdirections were not uiThought Police He was thvast shadowy army, an unof conspirators dedicated 1the State.So it has been about Khainstead of rational analysisridicule. Next time you watchTed Koppel and Israeli ArNetanyahu as the Thoughtbecome clear and coherent asHaving removed some pceptions about American polinow get to the point: Washingof international terrorism, andplanet of international terrorihumanity, then we first ougabout Reagan and his cohorldealt with later.Governments as well asmovements use terrorism to iinents or strike back at elKhaddafy uses terrorism ts asindefensible. However, keepindefinition of terrorism, it is clreponsible for the intimidationcivilians in more countries ovetime than Khaddafy. Hardlyproudly.In Central America, the U.lmaintained governments who;not to their citizens but to themultinational corporations. Tthat indigenous demands 1wages, safer working condilhealth and medical care be crtas viciously as possible, as thcut into corporate profits andthe regime. The one countryprimarily concerned with improf its people — Nicaraguaconstant attack from the ReacEl Salavador, “death squads’largely defenseless peasants varmy carpet-bombs civilian sthe anti-government guerillasauthentic genocide has takeiIndians, but this fact is urmainstream American print amIn Central America, the U.Sin some cases formulated) polto the murder of tens of thouwell as the injury of untold huiThe governments of El Salvswould be unable to maintain tand destruction if the U.S. vSimilarly, if the U.S. ended itsSandinista contras, civil strifewould be greatly attenuatecaltogether.Then there’s the Middle Ehas used terror directly agjLebanon and Libya as wellterrorism against Palestinians.In 1982 the U.S gave the “ifor its invasion of Lebanon, wfsmash the Palestine Liberatethereby make the annexation cGaza easier. Israel’s invasionroughly 20,000 Arabs in 1wounded perhaps 60,000 morof these victims were civilian*derous invasion, U.S. econoiBy John EganWhat analytic tools does one need to study U.S.Middle East policy? Must one speak Arabic, Per¬sian, or Hebrew? No. Is an understanding of Islamor Arab history necessary? Of course not. Wouldthe slightest acquaintance with geography or in¬ternational economics come in handy? Don’t besilly. To understand and predict U.S. Middle Eastpolicy, one must know the work of George Orwell.Everything else is gravy.Orwell would probably start with language, so Iwill too. Has anyone in the Reagan administrationdefined “terrorism,” international or otherwise?What about the mainstream broadcast or printmedia? Informed discussion of allegedly globalcrises must start with reasonably specific defini¬tions, but the Reagan administration’s high priestsof mumbo-jumbo have simply declared Libyanleader Muammar Khaddafy a terrorist, a mad dog.Khaddafy has responded in kind, calling Reagan athird rate actor of questionable mental compet¬ence. While these charges and counterchargesmay be well founded they do not address the realissues.Forty years ago, in his essay “Politics and theEnglish Language," Orwell noted that the decay ofa language is a circular process: language “be¬comes ugly and innacurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our languagemakes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts.”He pointed out that “the decline of a languagemust ultimately have political and economiccauses: it is not due simply to the bad influences ofthis or that individual writer.” To get popularsupport for potentially unpopular policies, the statemust refashion language, strip descriptive andanalytic terms of their true meaning and assignthem a meaning more in line with the needs of thestate. This is what happened to the word “ter¬rorism.”There is good reason why the mainstreambroadcast and print media rarely attempt to define“terrorism.” In order to remain in the mainstream,with all the privileges which flow from access topower, a journalist or commentator is obliged toaccept the state’s definition of important foreign ordomestic issues. Those who seriously question thestate’s definition of important foreign or domesticDIVEST. NOW4—FRIDAY. MAY 2 I9ft6-GREY CITY JOURNALhysterical denunciation of thed not conceal the ceremony’strange was that althoughsnerny of the people) wassed by everybody, althoughi thousand times a day, onjscreens, in newspapers, inies were refuted, smashed,) to the general gaze for theit they were — in spite of all:e never seemed to growe were fresh dupes waitingy him. A day never passedsaboteurs acting under hisnot unmasked by thefe was the commander of aly, an underground networkJdicated to the overthrow ofout Khaddafy and terrorism:analysis we have hystericalou watch “Nightline,” think ofsraeli Ambassador BenjaminThought Police. Things willherent as never before,some preliminary mis con-'ican political culture, we canWashington, DC is the centerism, and if we wish to rid oural terrorism, the scourge offirst ought to do somethingiis cohorts. Khaddafy can bewell as national liberationrism to intimidate their oppo-:k at elusive targets. Thatism (s as undeniable as it isr, keeping in mind the above), it is clear that the U.S. isrmdation and murder of morettries over a greater period of. Hardly a badge to wear, the U.S. has installed andnts whose primary loyalty ist to the U.S. and U.S.-basedItions. This loyalty requiresands for schools, betterconditions and improvedre be crushed as quickly andle, as these practices wouldfits and ultimately endangercountry in Central Americaith improving the well-beingragua — has been undere Reagan adminstration. Inquads” continue to murdersants while the U.S.-trained[ivilian areas which supportuerillas. In Guatemala, ans taken place against theis unknowable from therint and broadcast media,he U.S. has supported (andIted) policies which have led]of thousands of civilians asold hundreds of thousands.I Salvador and Guatemalaintain their politics of terrorU.S. withdrew its support,ded its support for the anti-il strife in Nicaragua therenuated if not eliminatedIdle East, where the U.S.^ly against the people ofwell as supported IsraeliInians.the ‘‘green light” to Israel|on, which was designed toIberation Organization andlation of the West Bank andl^asion caused the death ofin three months, and|0 more. The vast majorityJvilians. After Israel’s mur-jconomic and military as- DRAWING BY JERAMY TURNER Jeramy Turner, a Chicago artist, notes: “...by the way — the cake the kid is frosting in the picture istaken from real life - a cake just like that was cermoniously sliced to celebrate the succesful BikiniIsland bomb test in 1946.”sistance to Israel for fiscal year 1983 increased by$500 million.Israel would not have invaded Lebanon withoutat least tacit approval from the U.S., and through¬out the summer of 1982 the U.S. defended Israel’saims while occassionally taking issue with itsmethods. American support for Israel’s invasionmeans that the U.S. and Israel must share re¬sponsibility for the blood and carnage in Lebanonresulting from Israel’s invasion.U.S. Marines were then sent to Beirut. Therehad been a civil war in Lebanon for the precedingseven years, and as U.S. policy gradually came tofavor one side in Lebanon’s civil war, the otherside responded by attacking the Marines, whowere carrying out U.S. policy. The Marines re¬turned the fire. Lebanese militiamen escalated thefight by driving truck-bombs into the U.S. Embassy(April 1983) and the Marine barracks (October1983), the latter killing over 150 U.S. soldiers. TheU.S.S. New Jersey battleship responded by firing dozens of 2,000-lb shells into Lebanese villagesaround Beirut. In some cases, entire villages weredestroyed. Civilian casualties were estimated to bein the hundreds.Now we come to the grisly arithmetic: how manycivilians has Muammar Khaddafy killed or injuredby terrorism, and how many civilians has the U.S.killed or injured, either directly or through its alliesand surrogates, by terrorism? Which city — Tripoli,Libya or Washington, DC — is the true center ofinternational terrorism? The question is largelyrhetorical: if consistent and intellectually sustain¬able categories are utilized, one can only concludethe Washington, DC is the center of internationalterrorism.I had hoped that the Canadian Air Force wouldhelp destroy the center of international terrorism bybombing Washington, DC, but unfortunately Can¬ada joined Israel and Great Britain in supportingAmerica’s raid on Libya. I guess it’s up to theMexicans now. DIVEST NOWGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1986—5>PANDORASCOME OUT OF THEIR BOXby Jeff Brill and Patrick MoxeyThe Pandoras are an all female group fromLA, who record on Rhino Records. They haverecently been touring to support their secondalbum, Stop Pretending. We saw their show atthe West End, and conducted this interviewafterwards with drummer Karen Blankfeld, andbassist Kim Shattuck. The stage show repre¬sented an extreme in sexual packaging; theirsultry, sexist, scanty attire was complimentedby their onstage commentary, which included‘‘We want to mind-fuck all of the men in theaudience tonight.” The Pandora’s music wasnot disappointing, although it was not helped bythe atmosphere. The acoustics at the West Endare poor, the space is cramped, and thebouncer is a bozo. Anyway, the interview —KS: Close the door.(Patrick Moxey closes dressing room door).KS: Is it time to get naked, or what?PM: Please, I’m underageKS: It’s just as well. I didn’t wear deodoranttoday.PM: What are your names?KS: I’m cute?KB: I'm Suzy.PM: What do you think of Madonna?KS: She’s good.KB: I like her, she’s great.KS: She’s cool. I like her better now becauseshe has her hair cut short. KB: I like her because she puts out goodsongs, and she doesn’t keep one image all thetime. She sets a trend, and then starts a newone.KS: So ha ha on all of those little trendy girls.KB: Come on Kim, haven’t you ever beentrendy in your life? Yeah, you have.KS: Madonna’s fine.PM: How do you feel about being tagged aspaisley underground?KB: I don’t like it.PM: Is it painful?KB: We were trying to keep our heads aboveground, you know? We don’t like that term,because we feel we have reached the wholepaisley audience, and we want to go beyondthat.PM: How does that fit in with being on RhinoRecords? Would you like to sign to a majorlabel?KS: Oh, I’d love that.KB: That would be cool. We’re gonna go for itto the max.PM: You’re on a different label now than on thefirst record, right?KS: We used to be on Box.KB: No, it was Voxx, like a Vox guiter. But thatwasn’t us. It was Paula (lead singer) and threeugly girls, who disbanded. Than Paula recruitedus, and we're...KS: What do you think about feminism? KB: We’re not into being feminists. We just saywhat we want, and say what we feel, becausethere are alot of girls out there who are justkind of shy and timid, and try to be ladylike,and lah lah lah...KS: The only type of movement that we’re intois bowel movements.PM: Is part of not being timid and shy andsaying what you want, is that an appropriationof what is usually considered a male thing?KB: Maybe in a way. Guys have been able tosay whatever they want on stage. Guys just acthow they want to. We’re not trying to be likeguys. We’re trying to be ourselves, and notsuppressed people. If it offends people, that’stough.PM: How can you be a wangley hippie 60’sband and then be so assertive at the sametime? Do you see a contradiction there?KB: We take the musical influences of the 60’s,not the attitude. The attitude is straight ’86. Inthat way we're not really a 60’s band. StopPretending, our album title, is all about thatstop pretending its ’65! Wake up and smell thecoffee.PM: Not wake up and smell the flowers?JB: Whose idea was it to put the flowers on therecord cover?KS: It was Rhino’s idea.KB: I don’t like the flowers or the paisleylettering. We have to have it because we're"girls.”JB: What does it take to make it in the musicbusiness?KB: You’ve got to be different, have a goodimage.PM: Or does it just take the money to promoteyou the right way?KB: Both, image, attitude, and the money. Also,the right backing, the right record company.Exposure is where it’s at.JB: What do you think of the 60’s successfulcommercial acts? KS: Well I wanna fuck Bryan Jones, but not like"let’s spend the night together” and all thatcrap.JB: What do you listen to at home?KS: I listen to my mother bitch at me.PM: Why didn’t you do the Metro date?KS: What Metro date? They don’t even tell uswhere we’re going. I usually stay a day aheadbut...JB: What do you do for fun at home?KB: I go surfing, drive my car.KS: I like to sew, sew little clothes, see myboyfriend, and eat, eat, and eat, and play myguiter.PM: What’s your van like? Is it a paisleymobile?JB: Is it the Partridge Family bus?KS: No, we don’t have anything to do withpsychadelic music.KB: It's just self indulgent guiter solos for fiveminutes.PM: What do you do when you’re on the road?KB: Well, we’re a really clean band when itcomes to drugs. I only drink after a show, andeven then only if I’ve got a long time to sleep.You've got to play the next day, and soundgood. You've got to stay healthy, on top ofthings, and ahead.VINYLVORTEXby Brett BobleyThe Swans lime is Money (Bastard)”(Some Bizzare)New York’s Swans confess that Time isMoney” is their first dance single — a conces¬sion to get some recognition and perhaps alittle money. Judging by this single, though, thekind of music the members of the Swansgroove to is a bit different from what youraverage club-hopper is twisting to. "Time isMoney” does have a steady 4/4 backbeat.Better yet, make that a steady, thick, monst¬rously painful backbeat. Imagine a drumscreaming in agony. Now you have an idea ofwhat the percussion sounds like. As for thevocals, they sound kind of like the drums. Thistime imagine a person screaming in agony(maybe the drummer uses his sticks to hit boththe drum and the lead singer).As for the lyrics, the protagonist of the songseems to be a demented rapist. While thedrums drone on painfully, the singer screams"you should be violated” and “you should beraped” and "suck it” and other painful thingslike that. I wouldn’t want to meet the guy whoinspired the song.The track is kind of interesting in its dedi¬cations to being painful. For all its pretentions,the percussion/vocals are really intense, andmight be cathartic for people who are insane orreally, really depressed. Still real hard to danceto, though.Test Dept. ‘‘The Faces of Freedom 1, 2, & 3”(Some Bizzare)Terrific new single. Test Dept, has alwaysbeen one of the most rhythmic “noise” band —using kettle drums, metal plates, iron bars,drills, and anything else to add to their per¬cussive assault. On "The Faces of Freedom,”DIVEST NOW Test Dept, work with British scratch DJ Nutra-ment to combine the voices of various Britishpolitical figures, snippets of patriotic music,orchestral sections and more along with theirown rhythms. The A-Side (part 1) is a verycatchy instrumental track, using many differentnatural drum sounds, drum machines, andwashes of synthesizer. Unlike some of. TestDept.’s previous work, all the sound doesn'toverload the track. Instruments fade in and outon top of a spare but solid backbeat. Like atougher 400 Blows, "The Faces of Freedom”would make a great backing track tor mixing.The two B-Sides (part 2 & 3) are also very good,using many found vocals and swirling sym¬phonic music to create a hypnotic hodgepodgeof sound Look for a full review of Test Dept.’snew LP The Unacceptable Faces of Freedom inan upcoming Grey City Journal.*T0P TWENTY^1. Husker Du Candy Apple Grey2. Naked Raygun All Rise3. Pogues Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash4. Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Paint YourWagon5. Camper Van Beethoven II and III6. Black Flag Who's Got the 10V2?7. The Fall "Rollin’ Day” EP8. Violent Femmes The Blind Leadingthe Naked9. Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy *10. Dead Can Dance Spleen and Ideal11. Nicholas Collins Devil’s Music12. Art of Noise In Visible Silence13. Scott Johnson John Somebody14. 9353 We’re Absolutely Sure There IsNo God15. Soul Asylum Made To Be Broken16. Joe Jackson Big World17. Sonic Youth “Halloween”18. Robyn Hitchcock “Exploding in Sil¬ence” EP19. Men They Couldn’t Hang “Men TheyCouldn’t Hang” EP20. Original Waiters "Music Lessons”WHPK Top Twenty listing is a compila¬tion of the twenty new records playedmost frequently this week on rock formatshows. CLASSICAL BEATby James GinsburgAnother classical record division which hasbeen particularly kind to WHPK of late is CBSMasterworks. CBS recently appointed oneKevin Gore as its College Marketing Manager,and impressive new additions to our stock ofColumbia and CBS albums immediately fol¬lowed. The rest of this space contains adiscussion of particularly noteworthy recordingprojects at CBS.At the beginning of this month, WHPK re¬ceived the second installment in what is so faran extremely promising series of the completesymphonies of Franz Schubert, digitally re¬corded. featuring the Berlin Philharmonic Or¬chestra and Daniel Barenboim (wearing hisconductor's hat, of course). The first release(IM 39676) contains the intriguing pairing of theSymphony #.2 — perhaps the most under-performed work in the cycle — and Schubert’sbest known composition: the “unfinished”Symphony #8. Barenboim’s reading of theearlier symphony, which makes use of allpossible repeats and is marked by generallyslow tempos, presents it as the truly substantialopus it is. The oft-recorded Eighth, meanwhile,receives one of its more consistently satisfyingperformances in the record catalog.The newest record in this series features thesymphonies #3 and #5 (IM 39671). The warmsound of this recording suits Barenboim’sglowing account of these pieces particularlywell, while the Fifth gets an especially fineinterpretation. The orchestral playing is abso¬lutely flawless throughout the entire series sofar. (Clearly, there is life after Von Karajan forthe Berlin Philharmonic!) It is particularly grati¬fying to see the Schubert symphonies gainingthe recognition they deserve, as this will be thesecond traversal of the complete cycle to enterthe world’s record stores in as many years.Another important project, this time with theLos Angeles Philharmonic and conductor/pianist Michael Tilson Thomas, presents“newly discovered and original versions ofmusic by George Gershwin” (IM 39699). Thefirst release includes the famous Rhapsody inBlue and the first-ever recording of the restorededition of Gershwin’s comparatively neglectedSecond Rhapsody, as well as other premiererecorded performances. Thomas, whose longassociation with the music of Gershwin is welldocumented, deftly captures the spirit of the1920s and ’30s in his playing and conducting,and the Los Angeles ensemble responds verywell. The orchestral effects and pianistic style displayed on this record do for Gershwin whatChristopher Hogwood’s original instrument re¬cordings do for the music of J.S. Bach.Following the completion of its 100 album“Great Performances” budget series, which isnow starting to be released on compact discs,CBS has initiated another lower priced set ofrecordings under the label “Masterworks Port¬rait.” The scope of this series exceeds itspredecessor in that it includes older, monorecordings and boxed sets. Two significant pre-stereophonic-sound boxed sets released underthis heading, and recently obtained by WHPK,are pianist Rudolph Serkin’s 1957 and '58performances of six great Mozart concertoswith conductors Alexander Schneider andGeorge Szell (M3P 39655), and Pablo Casals’legendary performances of Beethoven’s son¬atas and variations for cello and piano, with thesame pianist (M3P 39659).As always, you can hear a sample of theabove-mentioned recordings on the Tuesdayafternoon program (May 6) from 2:30 to 5,which is presented in conjunction with TheClassical Beat.6—FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALVIETNAM VETS REMEMBER «g£by Howard WolfsonWithin the week Congress will act on aRepublican sponsored bill, that, rf passed,would ease the restrictions of the War PowersAct. Doesn’t anyone remember?Under Ronala Reagans’ active militarismthere has been a general rewriting of theVietnam War. While these revisionst efforts arefar from systematic, they do represent anattempt to justify our present day imperialistventures abroad. President Reagan believesthat our involvement in Vietnam was reason¬able and morally sound. Too much has beenwritten about Rambo already, so suffice it tosay that its message — that the war waswinnable and it was only the liberals and thehippies who prevented us from fulfilling ourgoals — has become commonly accepted. It iseasy to see how Ronald Reagan could claimthe contras “the moral equivalents of ourfounding fathers” when the public is unable toretain the memories of an event that only justended 11 years ago.Some Vietnam Veterans are trying to set therecord straight. These brave men are willing toadmit that our involvement in Southeast Asiawas a mistake. They stand witness to thehorrors of war and they see dangerous parallelsbetween the buildup ot U.S. commitment to thecontras and our early efforts in Vietnam. Thesame language, the same rhetoric still exists.The stages of engagement are the same aswell. First is non-military aid, which is thenincreased to include military aid as well, endingwith the ultimate introduction of U.S. troops.Guess what stage we’re in folks? Once againwe are backing a force that is not supported by the indigenous population and is much betterknown for its atrocities than its democraticefforts. We are even told (and of course it’llnever come to this, but if it does...) that anAmerican military action in Nicaragua would bean easy undertaking.If this sounds familiar, it should. The VietnamVeterans Against the War heard the samemessages from 1960-1964. We were supportingdemocratic efforts, we were saving the worldfrom communism, we were on our way to aneasy victory The Vets sponsored a demonstra¬tion on Saturday so that another Vietnam couldbe avoided. The domino theory, which theReagan administration has gotten out of theattic, is bunk, they say. Hong Kong, Singapore,the Philippines, are all still standing, eventhough the fall of South Vietnam was supposedto start us down the path of communist hege¬mony. Instead the Vets proclaimed the right ofself-determination for all peoples, includingSandinistas. Their point is this; support of thecontras will not overthrow the Sandinistas. Weare indulging in folly, both practical and moral.Our advancement of this collection of formerSomoztistas will only cost more lives — pos¬sibly American.Implicitly, as well, this veteran group isreminding us of the realities of the way theVietnam War was really fought. Atrocities mustnot be committed in the name of the U.S.A.History, no matter how unpleasant, must serveas an honest reminder. It is not to be changedto fit the needs and desires of the currentadministration. As students in a school thatoffers no undergraduate course on the VietnamWar, we would do well to keep this in mind. SULLIVANPRINCIPLESby Sahotra Sarkar,The Third World Political ForumWith respect to stocks held in companiesdoing business in apartheid South Africa, theUniversity of Chicago claims to invest only inthose companies that abide by the so-calledSullivan Principles. These Principles are sup¬posed to ensure that companies in South Africafollow non-discriminatory practices in theworkplace and encourage affirmative action forBlacks. Whether this University actually prac¬tices such a pplicy is extremely doubtful be¬cause of statements made by the UniversityPresident and the Chairman of the Board ofTrustees (see GCJ, April 4, 1986, p.4). Moreimportant, however, is the uniform rejection ofthese Principles by anti apartheid activists andall significant Black South African leaders. Theyreject the Principles as being totally ineffective.The latest report on companies that -are sign¬atories of the Sullivan Principles further con¬firms this negative judgement.The Ninth Report on Signatory Companies tothe Sullivan Principles was published by ArthurD Little. Inc., a Boston accounting firm re¬sponsible for monitoring corporate adherenceto the Principles. Here are some facts andfigures. During the 1984-85 reporting period thenumber of signatory companies to the Prin¬ciples increased from 128 to 178 (39%). Yet, during this period, the number of new jobopenings filled by Blacks (that is. Africans."Coloured,” and Indians), and the total numberof Blacks employed both decreased Thenumber of vacancies for supervisory positionsfilled by Africans decreased by 8% (from 26%to 18%). The number of whites filling thesepositions rose by 7% (from 51% to 58%). Thenumber of whites filling managerial positionsrose from 85% to 86%; that of Blacks declinedcorrespondingly, the decline occurring entirelyamong Africans.The net employment of white workers rose by1061 (from 23,649 to 24,7108). The net em¬ployment of "Coloureds” decreased by 2900(from 10,453 to 7,553). That of Africans de¬creased by 329 (from 27,766 to 27,437). That ofIndians increased by 100 to give a net Blackdecrease of 3129 Further, as many as 53% ofcompany units pay entry-level workers $80-92/week, the very minimum required by the Prin¬ciples. 1% actually pay less ($61-80/week).25% pay $92-108/week; 13% pay $108-122/week; and only 8% pay more Even by theirown terms the Sullivan Principles are a failure.Given these figures and trends, it is hard to seehow companies adhering to the Sullivan Prin¬ciples are benefiting Blacks, rather thanapartheid The University Administration andTrustees are invited to respond to these facts LESS EFFECTIVETHAN EVER** DUCHESS: A COMMANDING PERFORMANCEby Paul ReubensThe chambers of the castle at Malfi echo withthe screams, and the howling shrieks of un¬seen, ominous carrion birds. Ferdinand, theDuke of Malfi, and his brother the Cardinalsmile with their skull-like chalk-white faces andplot avaricious evil. Their sister, the Duchess ofMalfi, meanwhile, against their expressed or¬ders, intends to seduce a palace steward andbear his child, an action which will eventuallylead to her brother's hiring an assassin to haveher strangled.The National Theater Company of GreatBritain, generally considered one of the finestdramatic companies in the world, and arguablythe best in the English language, has brought anew and visually stunning production of JohnWebster’s Jacobean tragedy The Dutchess ofMalfi to our fair city, and, now that we haveseen the lights of gay N Y., how will we ever bekept down on the farm? Chicago is, thankfully,no mean theater city; in fact it is generallyconsidered to be the “hot” city, growing fromthe dying corpse of Broadway; however, we arenot yet the West End. and while some rareplays and productions inspire amazement andadmiration (like the now-famous Wisdom BridgeHamlet, for example) such fine works andpresentations are, if not the norm from Britishtheaters, at least more controversial (take the1980 production of David Hare’s The Romansin Britain ), than almost anything producedhere. This is why the National Theater’s pro¬duction of The Duchess of Malfi, playinqthrough May 4th at the Blackstone Theater, issuch a remarkable experience: it provides uswith the chance to see what is so very “hot”elsewhere. In truth, it is an excellent production of a classic play, with a first-rate, and famous,ensemble, and sparkling production values. It isjust the sort of entertainment that the British areable to do best.One would like to say something of her like“this play is a joyous celebration of life, acheerful evocation of happiness especially forthe Chicago international Theater Festival,”but, really, the play the company has chosen toopen with is rich with gloom, villainy and death“In Mode Vita”: “Life in the Midst of Death,” acement etching on the set states, promoting thebasic theme director/designer Phillip Prousefinds in the Jacobean tragedy. Indeed, Deathitself plays a role in this production- in aparticularity imaginative innovation his cloakedfigure is almost always present on the stage,sometimes hovering behind the shoulders of acharacter, sometimes across the stage asthough he is waiting for something, sometimeshidden in a corner, sometimes lying at the feetof a corpse, but never far from the goings on.There are references to Death as well: thecostumes of all characters are pretty mucheither black, or blood red, or (in the case of thegown the Duchess wears before she isstrangled with a bright red cord) white. The setis a large, grey, mausoleum-like box filled witha few funeral knick-knacks in Act One. and iseven more stark in Act Two. Even the make-upaccentuates the white immigant mortality, sothat, when it actually happens, the act ofmurder is rather stylized, for how can werealistically see anything on stage as graphic aswe are expecting? The unreality makes thekillings more horrible because they are theless spelled out: the violence that occurs is of aritualistic, primitive, and almost religious qual¬ ity, particularly in the cataclismic Friday theI3th-\\ke finaleThe Duchess of Malfi is essentially a quitelurid play, and stylizing many of the violent acts(and the sexual ones), intensifies the emotionalimpact to the audience. Since the actors aretruly good enough to pull it off. Indeed, so highis the quality of the cast, that they makecompletely viable the melodramatics of theJacobean plot After he orders the assassinBosala (Ian McKellan) to kill his sister, theDuchess (Eleanor Bron), the Duke (JonathanHyde) goes mad. The Cardinal (Edward Peth-erbridge), meanwhile, murders his mistressJulia (Sheila Hancock), who knows too muchabout his deeds, and is in turn killed by a grief-struck Bosala, who kills and is killed by thelunatic Duke. In short, everyone in this play hasa death scene, and with the actors of such ahigh caliber as we have here, there were a fewtears shed in the audience by those of asensitive nature, a few sharp intakes of breathby those of an imaginative nature (and a fewsnores from the apes who weren’t).It would be unfair to single out any castmembers for any special praise; they were allso good, that any partiality to a particularperformance is not much more than a personalpreference. Eleanor Bron’s stirring performanceof the ill-fated Duchess, Jonathan Hyde's as theDuke, moving from anger and jealousy intodark madness, Edward Peherbridge's truly sin¬ful, manipulative, and reptilian Cardinal, SheilaHancock’s gleefully lustful Julia, and most ofthe other roles were generally performances ofrare depth and intensity. Ian McKellen, who hasbeen called the new dramatic heir to LaurenceOlivier, was also excellent in the role of Bosola, but, as fine as his performance was, it is almostovershadowed by his recent performance in lastyear's Coriolanus, in comparison to which justabout everything seems anticlimactic.Particular praise, however, must be given toPhillip Prouse’s polished and innovative direc¬tion, and Geraldine Stephenson's chor¬eography, both so detailed and containing thewealth of meaning that helped make this a playof superior quality. Indeed, the play would havebeen perfectly directed, had it been staged in atheater more similar to the one where thisproduction was orig-nally held: the three-quarterthrust-stage Olivier Theater; the Blackstone is avery nice theater, indeed, but a prosceniumarch cannot hold the same sort of a productionthat the other type can. At the Blackstone wesense that the play has been awkwardly shoveaonto the stage, the set’s ceiling is not visiblefrom anyplace but on the main floor, and theacoustics of the auditorium are just not idealThe problem. I suspect is that very few thea¬ters here in Chicago are of the right size andhave the right sort of stage for putting on anOlivier Theater play; we will just have to resignourselves to watching exquisite performance offine plays, in an awkward setting.The National Theater continues its visit toChicago in future weeks with productions ofChekov’s The Cherry Orchard, Stoppard's TheReal Inspector Hound, and Sheridan’s TheCritic. If you have any interest in theaterwhatsoever, then these, and The Duchess ofMalfi. are plays to seeDIVEST NOWGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY. MAY 2, 1986—7MSNACKING YOUR WAYTHRU EXISTENTIAL CRISISI sit some afternoons in a little coffeeshop, gorgingmyself on chocolate chip cookies under the misconcep¬tion that fear will somehow disappear when I’ve eatenenough of them. Over time, the pain in my stomachassociated with this mild form of self-destruction comesto outweigh the anesthetic effect the cookies have uponmy fears. Now eager to fend off the new physical painwhile still maintaining some degree of emotional tran¬quility, I put away the last cookie and start contemplatingsome political issue, or my existence; either topicprovides good diversion from certain fears about theupcoming due date for an assignment in chemistry and apaper on the Categorical Imperative.The choice between “political issue” or “existence”as topics of thought determines the emotional quality ofthe subsequent experience. Political issues excite my sense of justice, my sympathy for the poor (includingmyself) and my sense of disgust at the rich-who-don’t-give-a-damn-abcut-the-poor (myself again, but in moreabstract and unconscious (?) form). The political thoughtsession allows me a certain measure of moral in¬dignation, a relief from self-condemnation.The contemplation of existence, on the other hand,allows me to escape the sense of perfunctoriness whichaccompanies all my political diatribe, and to replace itwith an electrifying sense of my own depth (“depth” atits most asphyxiating, I must admit). In this meditativestate I probe the nature of my own malaise in comfort¬ably abstract fashion. To an imaginary audience of selectminds I suggest, “Maybe no one is really sure ofanything, maybe we have no real reason to feel secureor safe in life. The sense of security and satisfaction isan illusion it is incumbent upon us to preserve. Withoutpolitical institutions, self-righteous morals, or socially-dictated goals of little or no ultimate value, we would belike children suspended over a dark chasm, terrified byour own insignificance.“The daily task of manufacturing the myth of our ownimportance is very much like building an ornate castle.100 feet off the ground, with nothing but air to support itsfoundations.” The imaginary audience is impressed.The pride I take in having confronted such “bigquestions” is totally illusory. The true answer to thedistress in my life lies not in application of philosophicalprofundities manufactured so easily, but in a shortexamination of the circumstances which led me to suchmeditations in the first place. The sad, funny truth is thatI arrive at the deepest of so-called philosophical dis¬coveries only when eating cookies has failed to providethe relief I seek from worries about chemistry problemsets and six-to-eight-page papers. That is, an irrationalfear of the “smaller issues in life” leads me to existentialmeditation in much the same way that it leads others tothe bottle. The reduction of a dozen rather unfair doubtsabout myself to a few philosophical questions is littlemore than self-induced euphoria.In the end I still must find the courage to do theproblem set and the paper.—Anonymous JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WASSAFE TO GO BACK TO BRUNCH!ELECTIONS PART II:THE TERROR CONTINUES!JBr ■YOU KNOW WHO YOU AREWHO SHOULD BE THERE-5336GREENWOOD 1B SUNDAY NOON• COMPLETEsingle visiondesigner glassesOffer expires 5/9/86Contacts & SpecsUnlimitedGOLD COAST1051 N. Rush St.(At State/Cedar'R’ish,above Solomon Cooper Drugs)642-EYES CHICAGO3144 N. Broadway880-5400 CONTACTLENSESOUR REGULAR PRICE30 day extendedwear lenses$2495SOFT MATE AND B.Al S( H AM)LOMBONLY. PROFESSIONAL FEEADDIT IONAL KFQl IRKI).Offer expires 5/9/86Contact LensesUnlimitedEVANSTON1724 Sherman Ave.864-4441 CHICAGO3144 N. Broadway880-5400 GOLD COAST1051 N. 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