INSIDE:Softball shellackedpage ten Steve survives surgerypage nine r Art, depravity survive...... come hell orhigh humorpage eightThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 46 The University of Chicaeo ©CoDvrieht 1986 TuocHav Anrii9Q iThe University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday. April 29,1986By Frank MichaelsStaff WriterGretchen Gates, a four-timeAll-American for the Universityof Chicago Womens’ BasketballTeam, has received the awardthat sets a crown on her finecareer. Last week the AmericanWomen’s Sports Federation(AWSF) named Gates, theMaroons’ leading scorer, as theNCAA Division III Player of theYear for the 1985-86 seasonThat honor completes a spec¬tacular career in which Gateswon nearly every award a stu¬dent athlete can win. She madeAll-American every season, sheplayed for Chicago and she cap¬tured GTE Academic All-American honors. Gates alsojoins the NCAA Division Ill'sleading rusher, Bruce Montella,in winning a coveted NCAA post¬graduate scholarship. TheRochester. Minnesota native willuse her scholarship next fallwhen she begins classes at Har¬vard Law School.Gates accumulated some impressive numbers this season.She finished fourth in NCAA Di¬vision III in scoring this seasonas well as placing among thenational leaders in reboundingand field goal percentage. Av¬eraging 26.4 points per game thisseason. Gates pushed her careerpoint total to 1924, and finishedthis season with 580 points. Sheshattered the school record forpoints in a single game when shescored 43 against Colorado Col¬lege on December 15, 1985. OneColorado newspaper describedher effort as ‘a clinic in purebasketball."The praise does not stop here."Some coaches go their entirecareers and never get to touchan athlete like Gretchen Gates,”said Chicago head coach SusanBrower.After the Coed Classic, Uni¬versity of Rochester head coachJoyce Wong said. "I wouldn’tmind having her on my team,but as an opposing coach, I'mglad she’s graduating.” Gateswon tournament MVP honors after the University of Chicagobeat Rochester by a score of 69-61.Gretchen Gates began her ca¬reer as a 16-vear old freshman in1982, and immediately gainednational attention She earnedFreshman Player of the Yearhonors from the AWSF by scor¬ing 21.8 points per game andgrabbing 13.6 rebounds. Thatseason set a standard of con¬sistency rarely seen at any levelof collegiate sports; for the nextthree years. Gates never aver¬aged fewer than 20.7 points pergame in a season, and never lessthan 10.4 rebounds."She’s an excellent all-aroundplayer with superior reboundingqualities,” said St. Norbert headcoach Connie Tilley, who is oneof the career leaders in winsamong active women’s bas¬ketball coaches in the country'."She’s honestly a student-athlete,” said Diann Nestel, herformer head coach and the cur¬rent head women's coach atYale University.Gates awarded NCAA player of the yearCrerar coffee shop on holdGretchen Gates scores another on her way to her fourthAll-American title. By Matt NickersonStaff WriterStudent Government’s (SG)planned Crerar coffee shop, willnot open this quarter because ofproblems meeting the Chicagocity health code, according toAlison Inafuku, chairman ofSG’s University Services newCommittee.The shop which was expectedto open the second half of springquarter, is now scheduled toopen by next school year.SG looking for Ex Libris $8000Bv Michael BreenStaff WriterStudent Government officialsare examining Ex Libris’ re¬cords for the ’84- 85 school yearin an effort to determine exactlyhow much money the coffee shoplost. Some reports estimate thatthe Regenstein Library’s ExLibris coffee shop lost up to$8,(XX).Bill Florida, Student Govern¬ment President, challenges the$8,000 figure. Florida says thatthe actual deficit was probablysomewhere around $4,000.Andrew Jaffee, this year’schairman of the student govern¬ing board that runs Ex Libris, concurred saying that the actualdeficit was probably "a lot lessepic” than the $8,000 figure.Jaffee also added that at thispoint, "There’s a lot of confu¬sion. These reports of losses areall quite hearsay. W’e reallydon’t know the exact amount ofthe deficit."Most of this confusion stemsfrom the fact that the deficit wasincurred under the previous SGadministration. The 84-85 ad¬ministration’s books were poorly-kept, according to Florida. Thismade it difficult to pinpoint ExLibris’ true deficit for the '84-'85school year.There is also a great deal of uncertainty as to how the moneywas lost. Florida claims thatdeficit was incurred through"mismanagement, neglect, poorordering, and a bad price struc¬ture." Jaffee, on the other hand,attributes most of the deficit toinadvertant double payments ofa single bill. This happens,Jaffee says, when Ex Libris andthe University Comptroller’s Of¬fice both make payments to adistributor for a particular bill.Because of the way the checksare made out, Jaffee said, it isimpossible to trace how muchmoney Ex Libris lost in thismanner during the previouscontinued on page six In February of winter quarterthe City of Chicago Board ofHealth inspected several coffeeshops run by the Student Ac¬tivities Office (SAO). The Boardfound that the shops lacked alicense and a special three-partsink needed to obtain a license.Irene Conley, director of StudentActivities and an advisor to theplanning of SG’s Crerar shop,informed Inafuku that SG’sproposal for a shop also failed tomeet Chicago health laws.Conley said that there was anassumption at the U of C thatcoffee shops were not required tofollow Chicago city standards."It seems very excessive tomake us meet the same coderequirements as a restaurant,"Inafuku noted.Conley told Inafuku the Crerar shop was not up to code the dayInafuku was to submit thebudget for the construction coststo the Student Government Fi¬nance Committee (SGFC). Con¬sequently Inafuku was able tochange the building plans andmake allowance for the cost ofthe sink, which she put about$2300. The SGFC approved theproposal. Inafuku said SGFC is"committed to this project."The need for a special sinknecessitated a re-bidding of thecontract, delaying constructionuntil this summer. Inafuku ex¬pressed confidence that thecoffee shop will open at the be¬ginning of the 1986 fall quarter.She noted that the opening at thebeginning of a school year willmake the hiring of student em¬ployees easier.In IM action last week, Ash Eldifrawi rejoices after scoring thegoal in Blackstone's 3-1 victory over Dewey. Faculty Senate resolutionsThe following resolutions will be presented by the UniversityFaculty Senate today between 4:30 and 6:30 pm in Mandel Hall.RESOLUTION IThe Faculty Senate of the University of Chicago calls upon theBoard of Trustees to begin the process of divesting the Universityof its holdings in corporations, banks, and other enterprises thatmaintain investments in the Republic of South Africa. We ask thatthe Board announce a time schedule for total divestment of theseholding, and make reports at least twice a year to the members ofthe Senate on its progress in divestmentRESOLUTION IIThe University is a community only for the limited anddistinctive purposes of teaching and research It is for that reasona community which cannot take collective action on the issues ofthe day without endangering the conditions for its existence andeffectiveness. In the performance of its common educationaltasks, and the maintenance of a spirit of free individual inquiry, itcan ill-afford confrontational disagreements among its members,especially when these are generated by issues not bearingdirectly on its limited and distinctive purposes. It should notpermit the use of its instruments of governance for purposes forwhich they were not designed, and should respect, for its ownharmonious functioning, the traditional division of labor andauthority among trustees, central administration and faculty.Collective action by the faculty should be confined to matters thatconcern teaching and research or conditions that affect freeindividual inquiry on the part of students or faculty members.Be it moved, therefore, that the members of the Senate, byindividual votes, reaffirm this long-standing and well understoodtradition of the University.*•The essence of this tradition was clearly stated in the 1967Report on the University’s Role in Political and Social Action.Ill 111political advertisementTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOLAW STUDENTSFOR A MORE EFFECTIVE STUDENT GOVERNMENTendorse the following candidatesfor the executive positions ofStudent Government:President:Vice President:Treasurer:Secretary:Finance Chair: Amy Moss (Rebel)Alison Inafuku (MECA)Steve Kurtz (write-in)Jennie Jane (MECA)Tim Hansen (Rebel)Law Students for a More Effective Student Government is an in¬dependent association of University of Chicago law studentsdedicated to creating awareness of the issues before Student Govern¬ment and the influence and effectiveness of individual members.We have followed and investigated the activities of Student Govern¬ment over the past year and endorse to you these candidates for ex¬ecutive positions in 1986-87, based on our evaluation of experience,commitment, idealism, and integrity.We urge you to make a considered choice.Vote for the individual, not the party7.But vote!The Chicago LiteraryReview will be acceptingsubmissions of fiction andpoetry for its spring issuentil May 6,1986W11IV \JOLITERARY REVIEWQUARTERLY1Submissions of fiction and poetry should be anonymous andaccompanied by an envelope containing the entrant’s nameand address. Fiction entries are limited to 10 typed, double¬spaced pages, and no more than four poems or two shortstories will be considered per entrant. Submissions will notbe returned, so send copies.Our address is 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. Submis¬sions can also be dropped by our office in Ida Noyes 303.Phone: 962-9555. nosiofiosio nusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, May 1 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallThe Return of BASSOONS AT NOON!!Music of Josquin, Mozart, Prokofiev, Rossini and Wagner.Admission is free.Sunday, May 4 - CCP Recital: BARBARA HAFFNER, cello3:00 p.m., Mandel HallWith Allan Dameron and Easley Blackwood, pianoMusic of Blackwood, Johannes Brahms, WitoldLutoslawski, and Ralph Shapey.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, May 8 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallCynthia Stone, flute; Paula White, violin;Caroline Girgis, viola; Amy Stambach, cello.Two quartets by W.A. Mozart.Admission is free.Saturday, May 10 - University Chamber Orchestra8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSteven Zike, conductor; Shoko Tategami, piano soloist.Music of Mozart, Boyce, Britten, and Grieg.Admission is free.Thursday, May 15 - Special Benefit Concert: AGUSTIN ANIEVAS, piano8:00 p.m., Mandel HallPresented in conjunction with the CollegeAll-Chopin program to include the B minor Sonata.$25, patrons; $10, general; $5, UC students.Tickets and information at the Department of Music ConcertOffice, Goodspeed Hall 310; 962-8068.Saturday, May 17-New Music Ensemble8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBarbara Schubert, director; Christopher Coleman, assistant.Music of John Adams, Lazar Trachtenberg, Jonathan Elliott,Alban Berg, and Christopher Coleman. IAdmission is free. I^Pnosic-miaiofiosirMHAUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCH OF HYDE PARKLUTHERAN CAMPUS CENTER5500 SOUTH WOODLAWN, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS- -'xtgpti&tasia/ (oonces^> lJSOPRANOPIANISTINCLUDING WORKS BySCHOENBERG — STRAUSSWARLOCK2MAY 1986 5:00 PM.VMWAW.VAV.V.WW.VW.WWAVmVAVV.SVAV.V.V/2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29, 1986Thetas initiate another sorority on campusBy Elizabeth De GraziaStaff WriterKappa Alpha Theta, the first Greek-letterFraternity for women, is forming a chapterat the University of Chicago. According tojunior Margie Thomas, a leading force inbringing Kappa Alpha Theta to campus,the Theta pledges will become a chapter inNovember.An informational session was held April 7to introduce Kappa Alpha Theta to theCollege. Grand Council members, local al¬umnae, and thirty women from the TaoChapter at Northwestern University spoketo a large group of interested U of Cwomen. Interviews were conducted Tuesday, April 8, and bids were formallyextended Wednesday. Those women whoaccepted the bids participated in a pledg¬ing ceremony Wednesday night; and, forthose unable to attend, a second ceremonyoccurred April 14.Thomas, in explaining her motivations tobring Kappa Alpha Theta to the University,said: “ Wnen I got here as a freshman, Ifelt that a women’s group was needed topromote a sense of community spirit andfriendship. I felt the fraternities were ful¬filling that for the men and a sorority coulddo that and more for women. I contactedseveral well known sororities and Thetawas the most interested.” Thomas added,“They have an excellent nationwide repu-Hawkins speaks on school athleticsBy Robert J. BlockStaff WriterLarry Hawkins, director of Special Pro¬grams at the University of Chicago, lec¬tured at Woodward Court last Monday andemphasized the value of sports in publiceducation.Hawkins is also the director of the In¬stitute of Athletics in Education, which hefounded in 1962, and has been involved formany years with projects in the city thatstress the importance of both academicand athletic activity.“Student sports have value in the educa¬tional realm of high school,” said HawkinsHe pointed out that students who partici¬pate in sports “have a lower drop-out rate,get in trouble less often, and tend to getbetter grades,” on the average, than otherstudents. This is true, he said, becausestudents derive motivation and self-discipline from athletic achievement.“Motivation is the basis of success,” saidHawkins.Hawkins discussed the kinds of rolemodels that students have and how theyinfluence, individually and collectively, astudent’s academic life. “Parents,” hesaid, “are still the most important in¬fluence in a child’s education.” He statedthat there needs to be “a firmer effort (byeducators) to reach parents” on the im¬portance of education.Other role models, he said, includeteachers, coaches, professional athletes,and other students. He mentioned that themost athletic students are often looked up to. “More attention is paid to sports than toanything else” in high school.Hawkins noted that school sports canbenefit academics. If a school’s teams playwell and succeed, both the athletes and thefans develop pride in their school. Accord¬ing to Hawkins, “They begin to perceivethat it is a good school.” This atmospherecan lead students to take pride in theiracademic work, particularly if the studentleaders set a good example.Hawkins expressed concern over a ruleknown as Proposition 48, which requiresfreshmen in Division I colleges to have aleast a 2.0 high school average in order toplay on a team. He argued that rules thatsay “no pass, no play” do more harm thangood, since they are unfair to the athletesand do not produce better academic work.“After all,” he said, “how many of thosestudents have the tenacity to leave theteam, study hard, improve their work, andthen come back and play? What happensis, they leave but they don’t come back.”At the end of the lecture, one student inthe audience brought up the point that noteveryone can be an athlete, and askedHawkins whether he thought that otherextracurricular activities besides sportscould yield the same kind of motivation andenthusiasm. Hawkins replied that the pur¬pose of activities is to “do things that youenjoy and do well,” and that any activitythat brings students and teachers togetherto do things they are interested in can beworthwhile for both groups. tation — 108 Chapters and two Colonies.They are very strong academically.”Diane Chung, a third year student wholater joined Thomas in the search for asorority agreed,” Kappa Alpha Theta's“biggest emphasis is in scholarship; mostwomen here in this university have thatquality, so it fits in well.”Jean Quinn, a second year chapter con¬sultant said that over 70 women were in¬terviewed and 58 were selected. “We werelooking for a diverse group — specifically,high scholarship, campus involvement, in¬terest in contributing to a group, a goodclass distribution, geographic distribution(22 states) and a diversity of interests andbackground.”Theta's membership at the U of C con¬sists of one senior, 20 juniors, 19 soph¬omores, and 18 freshmen. Currently, theThetas have meetings in Ida Noyes. Ac¬cording to Quinn they are “working ongetting a permanent room there. We will beput on the waiting list for University Hous¬ing,” she commented.The Thetas are already filling up theircalendar with social events. “The PhiDelt’s threw a party/study break on April17 to welcome the Thetas to campus” saidThomas. The Thetas will also be sponsor¬ing a booth at Summer Breeze. The fundsraised there will go to the Ronald McDon¬ald House being built in Hyde Park.Thomas has high hopes for the Thetas and the Greek system in general. “Somephilanthropic venture with the entire Greeksystem on campus would improve theGreek’s image in the eyes of the adminis¬tration...as well as be a lot of fun.”Concerning plans with Alpha Omicron Pi,the first sorority to arrive on the Univer¬sity’s campus, Thomas would like to see,“the two groups participate in a number ofactivities together.” More specifically,Quinn said, “We re looking forward to aday down at the Point with AOPi in orderto acquaint the two groups.” Chung attri¬buted the Theta’s large pledge class toAOPI, “because of AOPi’s success, a lot ofwomen have decided to join a sorority.”Apparently, AOPi feels the same way, asPeg Crawford, the International Presidentof AOPi said, “I think it’s wonderful tohave Kappa Alpha Theta here at Chicago.Now they’re so young, but eventually,AOPi will work closely with the Thetas.”According to Ralph Hamilton, AssistantDean of Students in the College and Ad¬visor to the Fraternities and Sororities, theAdministration has a “conditionally posi¬tive outlook on the Greek-system — as longas the sororities and fraternities are apositive and creative force and as long asthey abide by University regulation.”Hamilton asserted that the Greeks “offer aunique social and residential opportunityfor students.” 8% of the students in theCollege now belong to the Greek system.Corpse found near BJBy Greg.MantellStaff WriterThe body of Timothy Deacon, fromDolton, Illinois, was found Friday night inthe back of a pickup truck parked* near 61stStreet and Ellis Avenue, according todetective Torrence Davies of the Area OneViolent Crimes Office of the ChicagoPolice.Deacon’s body was found at 6:30 pmFriday night when a “non-University per¬son” living on 61st Street decided to in¬vestigate the pickup truck that he hadnoticed parked there all week. Davies said.He saw the vehicle’s keys still in theignition and then checked under the cap onthe back of the truck and discovered thebody.“A death investigation” is being con¬ ducted by police pending the results of thecoroner s autopsy, Davies said. Police be¬lieve that the cause of death was “a possi¬ble drug overdose” and say that there wereno signs of murder.Deacon, a 24-year-old white male, wasnot associated with the University of Chic¬ago “or related to anyone" here, a Univer¬sity Security spokesman stressed.According to a University spokesperson,students should not be undulv worried bythe happening. “From everything we knowabout the case. I'd say it's a matter ofgeneral concern but not of specific concernfor the residents of Hyde Park/KenwoodIt's the kind of thing that everyone shouldbe concerned about, but I don’t think it's acrime that originated here in Hyde Park.It’s not what you'd call a street crime.-’The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29.1986—3The Chicago MaroonoMi,• Ajgfj| 50Student Newspaper of the University of ChicagoFniTORIAIGet out and vote!Everyone has heard of and has an opinion on the trials andtribulations that annually plague Student Government. Elections arebeing held today and tomorrow across the campus so now is yourchance to register your opinion by voting for the candidates that bestrepresent your interests. SG needs your support so get out and vote.Maroon endorsements for SG officers.President: Amy MossVice President: Phil WilhiteFinance Committee Chair: Tim HansenTreasurer: Bill McDadeSecretary: Sari Ratner r .College Press* pereup- km iWe oftcoetep fanouiA ew i dwk.vie asew wwib a, tut tesfume Hcsexm apstvw m- tr."I FTTFCLL m IThe Faculty Senate will also meet today to discuss divestment ofUniversity investments in companies doing business in South Africa.The Maroon strongly urges faculty members to attend the Senatemeeting and vote.LETTERS"Morry's makes me sick"To the Editor:One need not have actual food poisoningto develop a digestive system disorder, asin cramping and vomiting. One need haveonly a sensitive system or — for whateverreason — an off kilter system at the time ofingesting food.I was not surprised to read in the April 22issue of the Maroon about the two studentswho “co-incidentally” developed digestivesystem disorders after eating at Morry’s.When I was an employee at the U of C. too many co-workers reported these samesymptoms and indeed! of their visitingfamily members. I quit buying food fromMorry’s the day I was handed a roast beefsandwich consisting of a stale bun. rancid“mayonnaise,” wilted lettuce, and “off”roast beef. It did not make me sick, onlyGod knows why.The time is iong past-due to investigateMorry’s food services.Name withheld by requestMorrv's headline misleadingTo the editor:I am very upset about your headline inthe April 22 issue of the Maroon. “Twosuffer from food poisoning at Morry’s ” itis an offensive and misleading headlineMany people who read the article read onlythe first few paragraphs, and those who did because those two students out of the hun¬dred or so that ate at Morry’s contractedfood poisoning symptoms.The evidence does not assert thatMorry’s was the culprit, and the studentsdid not contract there symptoms in anyMorry's store, so the headline “Two sufferfrom food poisoning at Morry's” is un¬founded. libelous, and offensive. I blamenot only Mr. Peskin. but the Maroon edi¬tors, tor the slight in the future pleaseAngry ReaderThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper oi thehicago It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for S24 per yearThe Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from stu:aff, and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, orie Maroon should stop by our office. Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 3fi<reef, Chicago, Illinois 60637. Phone: 962-9555.i Rosemary Bhnn3 Editor-ia-CIvefLarry KavanaghEditor Electj Hilary TillContributing Editorj Elizabeth Brooks| News Editor■ Molly McClainMews Editor Karen E, AndersonDevelopment EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTiiesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography EditorErik LieberPhotography Editor Jon HerskovitzSports EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar EditorJon NussbaumCollege Mews Editor Stephanie BaconGrey City Joui'iiai EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Mona El Naggar, Ingrid Gould, Mike Ilagan, Michael Monahan,Geoff Sherry, Frank Singer, Howard Ullman.Maroon Staff Members: Arzou Ahsan, Steven Amsterdam, Ken Armstrong, AbigailAsher, Tony Berkley, Steve Best, Craig Blackstone, Robert Block, Brett Bobley,Michele Bonnarens, Michael Breen, Jeff Brill, Theresa Brown, Laurel Buerk,Gabriela Burghelea. Carole Byrd, Dennis Chansky, Sue Chorvat, Odilon Couzin,Elizabeth deGrazia, Larry Di Paolo, T.D. Edwards, Kathy Evans, Anjali Fedson,Mike Fell, Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Flevares, Andy Forsaith, Katie Fox, Deidre Fretz,Beth Green, Kate Hill, Craig Joseph, Justine Kalas, Ann Keen, Bridget Kenny,Stefan Kertesz, Sanjay Khare, Bruce King, Mike Kotze, Lauren Kriz, Lara Langner,Nick Lanyi, Janine Lanza, Marcia Lehmberg, Meg Liebezeit, Carolyn Mancuso,Greg Mantell, Nadine McGann, Miles Mendenhall, Steve Meralevitz, Sam D. Miller,Melissa Moore, Patrick Moxey, Karin Nelson, Brian Nichiporuk, Matt Nickerson,Jordan Orlando, Jean Osnos, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, John Porter,Geoff Potter, Mike Rabieh, Krishna Ramanujan, Laura Rebeck, Geoffrey Rees,Paul Reubens, Rich Rinaolo, Gary Roberts, Erika Rubel, Terry Rudd, SahotraSarkar, Ann Schaefer, Matt Schaefer, Michael Schoop, Kristin Scott, Wayne Scott,Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Michael Sohn, Paul Song, Sonja Spear, Johanna Stoyva,Kathy Szdygis, Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Francis Turner, Martha Vertreace,Christina Vougarelis, Ann Whitney, Louisa M. Williams, Rick Wojcik, ChristineWright. Contributors: Tom Jehn, Tae-Hwan Paek, Martha Schwedener. CASH survey reasonableTo the Editor:In response to the letter in the April 22ndissue of the Maroon, I would like a fewthings clear regarding the purpose ofCASH, the Committee Against SexualHarassment, and the survey that has beendistributed.In her letter, the writer expresses doubts,which I think reflect many people’s re¬garding the purpose of the survey, andworries that our goals include censhorship.The only purpose of the survey is to get aninformal idea of the extent of sexual har¬assment on this campus. It was not dis¬tributed, as the writer suggests, becausewe on the committee have been morallywounded by suggestive comments or of¬fensive material in our dorms or class¬rooms. These examples are merely evi¬dence that harassment of some sort doesexist, but since we are a small group ofundergraduates, we weren’t sure if har¬assment of a more pernicious nature wasoccurring elsewhere, especially in thegraduate divisions. Rest assured that if oursurvey reveals not one shred of evidence,we will discontinue our inquiry.The: definition of sexual harassment in¬cluded in the survey makes one thingdear: we would like to see sexual harass¬ment ended on this campus. This campusdoes not include the El. the bus. or the“twenty or thirty people” that brush upagainst the writer while she is taking pub¬lic transportation. It would be nice if therewere something to be done about theseproblems it would be great if there weresomething to be done about the lecherousspecimens of humanity who pinch, ogle, orverbally assault others while ihev art-walking to class on 57th Street, but ob¬viously there isn’t. What can be done us tomake clear to potential perpetrators andtheir victims that this kind oi behaviorwhile unacceptable anywhere, will not ■tolerated in the classroom, dormitories,other areas within the jurisdiction of theUniversity. If it does continue, it must beevery individual's right to take stronger,more effective measures if personal onesdon’t suffice.The same goes for offensive material, forexample, pornography in the dorms. Thereis a difference between having this mate¬ rial in a library or bookstore, and beingaccosted with it in one’s own home, whichfor many people is the dorm. Here it cancreate an atmosphere of helplessness andfear. Indeed, there is a difference betweenoffensive behavior or material and sexualharassment, and the difference is con¬textual. Offensiveness becomes harass¬ment when it is displayed or expressed insuch a manner that makes the victim feelguilty, powerless, unwelcome, or humili¬ated. especially if he or she feels unable toescape from the harassment, if you’re onthe bus and feel harassed, the easy solutionis to get off and take another one. But if thesame sort of harassment exists in yourclassroom, your workplace, and even inyour own home, the consequences are moreprofound.The writer expressed concern that CASHis making a call for censorship, “a moraljudgement comparable to those who sayCatcher in the Rye and The Grapes ofWrath do not belong on public librarybookshelves.” Furthermore :, she fears thatour definition will discour ^gc individualsfrom expressing affection for each other.and jeopardize her righ* to hug her friendstor rear oi penalty. Inisstanding of our goals, am t greatly exag-gerates the kind of power e. oi :m;v otherstudent group couid er l\ One of themaior coals we have kdiscussionvv eAmy O’ConnorTheOut Cmmwuly RmmbmThe Hyde. Va*k-Kenwml Councit el flam ItOigmpiitw wffl eprne* a ipetiat p*eg*am intmmkance el time who pewhed in the Helecml,Monday, (Mat) 5th at 7:30 P.tM. at Chicago SinaiCong*egatien, 5350 Scufk Show Vtiw.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29,1986Don’t let college expenses putthe brakes on your education.Get the money you need with a student loan from TheFirst National Bank of Chicago. 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International Student Services,Contributing Writer CAPS, and advisors in the College like SaraVaux and Randy Newman have been han-A fellowships open house for under¬graduate and graduate students was heldat Cobb Hall on Tuesday evening, April 22.A panel composed of Lorna Straus, as¬sociate professor in the department ofAnatomy, John Comaroff, associate pro¬fessor in the department of Anthropology,and Ralph Hamilton, director of Careerand Placement Services (CAPS) discussedadvantages and methods of selecting afellowship and criteria by which nationalfellowship coimmittees decide on candi¬dates, while making suggestions about thesubmission of successful applications.Students were told to submit clear, me¬ticulous and constructive study proposals,know their talents, avoid immodesty, andsecure good references.Straus strongly encouraged U of C stu¬dents to apply, stressing that they have anexcellent chance of winning. Comaroffpresented guidelines for submitting appli¬cations for both general and project-specific grants. Following the panel dis¬cussion were a number of workshops onparticular fellowships and scholarships.The open house was one of a series ofinformational meetings that are being setup for students throughout the year. Inorder to help more U of C students takeadvantage of grant opportunities, a specialadvisor will be joining CAPS next year.Right now. the provision of fellowship in¬formation and counselling have been theresponsibilities of various offices of theEx Libris $continued from page oneschool year.While there is a lot of confusion aboutlast year’s deficit, there is very little con¬fusion at Ex Libris this year. After twoquarters this year, Ex Libris has turned aprofit of over $3,500.Both Florida and Jaffee attribute muchof this success to the excellent manage¬ment of Julie Dykstra, an SAO employeeappointed by the university administrationto manage Ex Libris on a day to day basis.“Julie Dykstra is the reason Ex Libris hasturned around. She keeps incredibly ac¬counted books, she doesn’t let things slideand grow into problems, and she’s in con- dling applicants and publicity.The new Coordinator of Career Informa¬tion and Fellowships will be available toundergraduates and graduates to talkabout fellowships, the application pro¬cedure, and the interviewing process, pre¬sent training workshops, coordinate andcollect information, and generally act as acentral reference point for students.The Coordinator will provide studentswith stratagems to help them successfullyget through the difficult process of apply¬ing although U of C students have not beenhaving a difficult time shining in the fel¬lowship arena until now. This year studentshere have taken two Mellons, a Carnegie, aRhodes, an NSF, an ITT Fulbright, and analternate for Luce, to mention a few.But more channeling is needed, Vauxsaid. Some students may not be identifyingthemselves as fellowship material. Morepublicity and training will be invaluable infinding many more qualified candidates.Vaux and Hamilton urge interested stu¬dents to take note of two important up¬coming meetings. A Rhodes Scholarshipworkshop will be conducted at GoodspeedHall at 4:00 pm on May 1. An informationalmeeting on the Mellon Fellowships in theHumanities will beheld at Ida Noyes Li¬brary at 4:00 pm on May 15 and will be ledby Tony Yu, regional committee memberfor Mellon Fellowships, and by RichardArmstrong and Jacob Theissen. the two Uof C Mellon winners this year.trol of everything,” Jaffee said.Ex Libris is run by a committee consist¬ing of a student chairman who is appointedby the president of student government,three student government representativeswho are elected by the SG assembly, arepresentative from the library, and arepresentative of the administration who isappointed by Irene Conley, director of theStudent Activities Office. 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In the movie, the Johnstonname is changed to Whitew'ood and Christopher Walkenplays the leader of that family, Brad Whitewood. Senior.Sean Penn plays his son. Brad Senior left his wife andkids years ago and Brad Junior doesn’t really know hisfather. When big Brad walks back into his son’s life togive his mother three dirty one-hundred dollar bills,Brad Junior becomes enchanted with his father's moniedyet grimy life. The rest of the story involves Bradjunior’s choice between the profitable hoodlum life of hisfather and the respectable life represented by his girl¬friend, played by Mary Stuart Masterson.The filmakers were lucky for the contrasts and ten¬sions that the true story provided. The rolling hills ofrural Pennsylvania are a pretty and antithetical back¬ground for the ugly life that the Whitewoods live. Whenthe family business goes sour, the unnatural tensionbetween the father’s survival and the death of his sonspropels the last third of the movie toward a climax ofrevenge and moral choice. This final emotional surgeconcludes a rough three-act screenplay, complete withintroduction and coda.The screenplay concentrates on Penn's dilemma withhis own morality instead of the actual exploits of thegang. Writer Nicholas Kazan includes enough of thegang’s action so we understand how it works, but wenever know how it started or how it grew. Instead, thegang’s excursions into lawlessness are more importantas devices with which to explore and explicate charac¬ter. In one outing, Sean Penn keeps his head in a touchysituation and helps the gang out of a possible mishap.Afterwards, at a lobster feast celebration, Walkenbeams proudly at his son’s burglary prowess. “Youshowed me you got something.”The sound and cinematography magnify this sub¬jective representation of events. A busted window, thefirst image after a cut, sounds like a combination of breaking glass and a bass piano forte that announce thedramatic editing. The lighting throughout is alwaysstreaming in through window’s, emphasized w’ith a thin,filtering smoke. At night, unnatural blue lights fill theactors’ faces or may announce a spot where a purposefuldrowni.ig will take place. The eerie lighting delightfullyperverts the holy glow cast upon a river baptism into atwisted glorification of murder.The atmosphere of At Close Range is completelysordid and vulgar. Almost all the main characters arecriminals or they support the criminals. Even Penn’sgirlfriend, who is supposed to be Penn’s safety valvefrom his murderous father, actively promotes Penn’sacceptance into his father's gang . Penn’s mother andgrandmother come closest to redeemable characters butonly because they don’t actively consort in criminalactivities. Sitting on the porch and watching TV are theirpastimes. Of course, they are powerless against BradSenior’s return into his son’s life. Director James Foley blocks his scenes for the mostsolemn impact. Whether Penn and his mother andgrandmothere are sitting in the kitchen, or Walken andhis gang are gathered in a dining room plotting his son'sexecution, all the scene’s intensities are directed towardthe final confrontation between father and son. In thelatter scene, everyone’s positions are set as if they werein a painting replete with balance and direction in theframe. One of the gang members sighs about thepossible death of Penn’s girlfriend, “It's too bad. Shewas cute." Foley treats all the gang’s actions in thismatter-of-fact style. He also manages to make the lastscene the best where Walken and Penn both, almostimpossibly, outdo the acting they did in the rest of themovie.The skill put into creating this defiled world of vulgarlifestyles, together w’ith the performances of Walken andPenn, makes At Close Range the best film so far thisyear and certainly better than any last year had to offer.Maori ArtArt Becomes a Part of Life at the Field Museumby Martha SchwendenerContributing WriterAt the beginning of the twentieth century, a group ofartists, dismayed by the direction art seemed to betaking, and disgusted by the rigid academic mores of thepast, wrestled to bring art into life by incorporating itinto everyday use. The Futurists were, perhaps, the firstgroup in the Western tradition to attempt to integrate artand life, but the idea has not died since.The art of the twentieth century within the Westernmilieu has seen a myriad of variations on the theme:Dadaist revolt against contrived bourgeois and polite“art,” the Duchampian readymade, which made even asigned urinal a piece of “sculpture,” and the emergencein the 1950s of Pop Art are but a few examples. Manymore exist, including perhaps the most familiar instancein which Andy Warhol glorified a common object fromthe post-industrial American kitchen cupboard by mak¬ing it the subject of his “Campbell’s Soup Can” series.So there have been cases in our cultural history whereart and life have met head on.But the fact that we can — and do — put our finger onthese incidents, the fact that they stand out as eithereruptions or developments in the tradition of Westernart, makes it painfully evident that art has always beenassigned a definite position within our culture — onenecessarily distinct from everyday life. What is surpris¬ing then, is the fact that, while we have been exploringthe integration of life and art only within the past eightyyears, other cultures have been practicing their artwithin this framework for centuries, and most oftenwithout our even being aware of it. Fortunately, however, this gap in our education andunderstanding can now be bridged, inside the course ofabout an hour, as the current exhibition at the FieldMuseum of Natural History gives the public an unprec¬edented chance to experience art from such a culture:the art of the Maoris, descendants of the first settlers ofNew Zealand from east Polynesia.Te Maori: Maori Art irom New Zealand is a uniqueevent because, of the one-hundred-seventy-four pieceschosen to participate in the exhibit, few have ever leftNew Zealand. The work was drawn from the collectionsof thirteen museums in New Zealand, where a largevolume of Maori art is kept (save one piece, which is onloan from the University Museum at the University ofPennsylvania). But. while it is under the care of muse¬ums in New Zealand, Maori art ultimately remains theproperty of the Maori peope. What makes Te Maori soimportant is that it marks the first occasion on which theMaori people have allowed a collection of their treasures to travel outside of New Zealand.The exhibit contains examples of all kinds ofachievement in Maori art : major sculptures and carv¬ings in wood, stone, jade, bone, ivory, and shell: weap¬ons, tools; musical instruments; and treasured heir¬looms. Represented are works from all periods of theMaori tradition, which spans nearly a millenium, fromAD 1000-1880. Within the tradition, however, the art canbe divided into twro broad phases.The first phase, the Archaic, began with the earlyMaoris and lasted on the North Island of New Zealanduntil almost 1500, and on the South Island until thenineteenth century. The second phase, or the Classicalperiod, has existed on the North Island since 1500, and isstill in practice.The Te Maori exhibit is drawn largely from this laterperiod, the Classical Maori phase. But the art gatheredin the exhibition from all oeriods. as a collection, revealscontinued on page eightcourts®* ot field Museum o' Ntoturo HistoryThis 17 inch piece of wood has been carved into the shape of a feather box, papahou,and is representative of the Ngati Ruanui tribe of New Zealand during the Huringa 1 period (1800-present).The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29,1986—7/ Tales of the StrangeCalling from Hell...Wish You Were Hereby Alexandra Conroyand Michael ScoopThroughout the literary ages conceptions of hell ab¬ound. Authors ranging from Dante and Milton to Homerhave created complex and compelling images of theabyss. Hell is the subject of an extensive mythology. Aplethora of strange beings, lost souls and dead herosinhabited the underworld of Greek mythology, whileteeming masses of agonized, searing, hopeless wretchespopulate the medieval Christian version of hell. In aconcrete and steel world were acute examination andprecise analysis are as all pervasive as Freud, perhapsthe grandiose literary concepts need to be redefined.We believe the reality of hell is perhaps more mundanethan the Great Authors’ complex and intense visions.Certain situations exist in everyday life which we findalmost unbearable even for the shortest period of time.If prolonged for all eternity these situations mightapproximate a modern conception of hell. Imagine.Sitting in an acoustically perfect room,completely devoid of light, surrounded bya stereo system that would be an audi¬ophile’s dream and having Ozzy Ozborneplayed with excruciating fidelity and max¬imum...forever.Being the only survivor of a nuclear hol¬ocaust, finding a television, turning it ononly to find a Jerry Lewis telethon vid¬eotape playing on every channel...Being trapped in a studio with a thousandbad David Letterman imitators...Being stuck in Nebraska with Nancy andRonald Reagan showing slide shows oftheir first date...Waking up one morning opening your mouthand being compelled to insert “like” be¬fore every third word...Seeing Dick Clark in anything...Opening every comic page of every news¬paper and finding “Dondi” printed overand over again...Seeing all your favorite food on a table,biting into anything only to discover all ofit tastes like World War II surplus broc¬coli...Being locked in a room where the smell ofunwashed laundry had become a physicalentity...Waking up in a world where it’s perpetuallysix am and all the coffee has dis¬appeared...Waking up one morning as a tree in a worldwhere the rest of the inhabitants are dogsLiving in a world where every book in everylibrary is Adam Smith’s Wealth of Na¬tions...Finding yourself one of the last persons onEarth with Mel Gibson and/or KathleenTurner and both have lost all desire forsex...Going to school at a place that brings tomind the image of a huge, forbidding blackmonolith...foreverCome to think of it some thoughts are just too hellish tothink about. Maori Arta remarkable consistency in treatment. There is a largevariety of items, and objects we would view as everydayor utilitarian (thus excluding them as objects deservingaesthetic treatment in their creation, or from receivingnotice for their aesthetic value) the Maoris treat as art.A utilitarian object, a canoe paddle for instance, rec¬eives as much attention from the Maori artist (andrecognition from its audience) as a statue or a pendant.Art and Exhibit Act as onein this Utilitarian DisplayIn the artistic treatment of all the items, there is aconsistent concentration on the decorative element. And,although there is obvious change and development incarving, from the simply incised earlier work(reminiscent of art from early Polynesian cultures) tothe later works, which are elaborately carved anddesigned, certain basic motifs are used throughout.The human figure plays a large role (in fact, Maoricarving is almost entirely centered around it), and birdlizard or monster-like forms are frequently included acomposition. Many of the faces of Maori sculpturesdisplay open mouths with protruding tongues (stickingout one’s tongue is a Maori gesture of defiance orchallenge, but it is also thought to be a way of wardingoff evil spirits). Curvilinear designs cover the faces andother surfaces of Maori sculptures and carvings.The physical layout of the Te Maori show demon¬strates this practice well. In the exhibit architecturalsculpture and free standing sculpture are exhibited nextto the intricately carved bows and sterns of canoes.Exquisite flutes and combs share common space with adisplay of equally exquisite toilet handles.These spirals and curves reflect and resemble theincised facial tatoos (“mako”) of the Maori people. Thedesign of the tatoo is tribal and, as the exhibit highlightsart from thirty different tribes, the “moko”-like designscarved on these sculptures differ from work to work. Butthe importance of “moko” is evident in the art, andalludes to its value as a cultural practice. The Maorisbelieve that the facial tatoos are beautiful and powerful,and they say that a man’s “moko”is the one thing he cantake with him through life, not parting with it untildeath.A Tradition of Ancestor Worship Is asEvident in Maori Art as It isNon- Existant in Western ArtThe treatment of these objects from an artistic stand¬point should begin to suggest that perhaps somethingmore than just carving is going on here. It seems thatanything can be art, from toilet handles to tikis. Theproblem that we, as a Western audience, encounter onapproaching Maori art is that we lack an understandingof the methodology adopted for their definitions of art.Art, for us, is created, then hung on the wall of amuseum and glanced at several thousand times a year,for a few seconds, by culturally-conscious gallery flock-ers.But the Maori tradition is not a Western tradition, norhas it ever been influenced by W’estern tradition(although a few artists and painters familiar to us —Gaugin for instance — have been influenced by it). Thereal importance of Maori art, what makes it significantto the Maoris, is the role it plays in their lives, theirinteraction with it. and its effect and influence on them.All Maori art, from every period, possesses thecommon characteristic that it is “taonga whakairo,” ora manifestation of the ancestors, containing all the continued from page sevenThis storehouse doorway, Kuwaha, is also representative of the laterMaori period (1800-present) and comes from the Ngati Kahungunu tribe.power, "tapu” (sacredness), and “mana” (prestige)that goes along with this. “Taonga whakairo” are actu¬ally only part of the greater category of “nga taongatuku iho.” which includes any prized possession handeddown by the ancestors: Maori dance, the Maori lan¬guage, oral traditions, crafts, and Maori history andlegends. But the “taonga whakairo” refer specifically towhat can be seen at the exhibit, as the term is besttranslated to mean “art objects.”In these sculptures and assorted objets d’art, as hasbeen implied, the importance of the ancestors is par¬amount. Art provides a connection to the ancestors byproviding material objects in which ancestoral powerand memory can reside. Each piece is a receptacle forthe dreams, joys, sorrows, and failures of the artist andthe ancestors who create the work. Thus, each piece ofsculpture (or any other work in the exhibit) has a life ofits own.Every object is connected to particular ancestors, waspassed down particular descent lines, holds a uniquestory, and was exchanged on certain occasions. Someobjects invested with great “mana” are even named,and given the power to hurt or cure. Their value isimmeasurable, as they provide the Maoris with a con¬nection, not only to their ancestors, but to the gods aswell. One example of a named, highly “tapu aonga” inthe exhibit is a carved wooden post called Venuku, whichis, according to tradition, the dwelling place oftheguardian spirit Venuku, the war god of the Waikatotribes.The Maori Identity Is in PartDefined by Their ArtConsequently, because each Maori work is an entitymade up by its particular history, spirituality, andpowers, Maori aesthetics cannot be considered asmerely a contemplation of beauty of artistic pleas¬antness. The craftsmanship of the works in the Te Maoricollection is of noticeable achievement, to be sure. Butthe Maoris believe that a viewer cannot just look at theart, without feeling committed or attached to it.It is hard for persons in a culture such as ours tounderstand how art can be so intertwined with life.Especially when Western artists who are trying tointegrate life and art, like Marcel Duchamp (who,Apollonaire wrote in 1913, would be the twentieth centuryartist to “reconcile Art and the People”) claim that “apicture dies after a few years like the man who paintedit...Men are mortal, pictures too.” we see art as areflection of ourselves.But the Maoris, who feel that close contact, even dailyinteraction, with art is important, essentially reflecttheir art. The most important aspect of Maori art is thatit connects the Maoris with their ancestors. And theancestors, whose power and presence is felt through theart, serve to connect the past with the present, giving theMaoris of today their identity as a people. Their artbinds them so tightly to who they are that, as one Maoriwriter explained, without it, a Maori is “an orphancrying in a social wilderness.”The Adventures of Regman by Skip and JohnAT The Tof> 0£T*£ -HouRTe /i*jb tiu MiOcffSLose The us irfi&tyeKlfs /*/7Wc Mofft (oJJTtftfS, idfl/LEAND THERE 5THE PERPETUAL.IMMUTABLE NERD FROM NEWORLEANS... G8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29, 1986'•WWWSSSJ'SJWWSSSJVSSSSSSJVwww\ Weekly Calendar ■MVAVWVWWMWA'^AVMWWLecturesMay 1:Abba Eban, an IsraelianStatesman and member of theKnesset, will lecture at 7 pm inThorne Auditorium, North¬western University School ofLaw, 357 E. Chicago Ave. Call726-3860 for further information.May 2:Prof. George Feher of theDept, of Physics, University ofCalifornia, San Diego, will speakon “Primary Processes in Bac¬terial Photosynthesis: Structureand Function of Reaction Cen¬ters from R. Sphaeroides” at 4pm in Kent 120.May 3:“Citizen Acc.on to Bridge theGap,” a conference on US-Sovietrelations will be held at the Ev¬anston campus of NorthwesternUniversity from 9 am until 9 pm.Fee is $15 for the day, includinglunch and dinner. For more in¬formation, call Gene Podulka at724-8957.May 5:Consul General Nazareth willpresent a “India and the World”at 5:30 pm at the ChicagoCouncil on Foreign Relations,116 S. Michigan. Admission is $6for members, $9 for non¬members.Prof. J.J. Turner, Dept, ofChemistry at the University ofNottingham, will speak on “In¬termediates in OrganometallicPhotochemistry” at 4 pm inKent 120.The Hyde Park-KenwoodCouncil of Jewish Organizationswill sponsor a program inremembrance of those who diedin the Holocaust at 7:30 pm atChicago Sinai Congregation, 5350South Shore Dr.May 6:Sculptor Larry Albright willlecture and show slides at 7 pmin the School Auditorium. Co¬lumbus Dr. and Jackson Blvd. MusicMay 3:In the first of its series titled“Festival of India.” the FieldMuseum of Natural Historypresents “Classical Violin of In¬dia,” a performance by Indianviolinist Dr. L. Subramaniam.Cost for the 3 pm performance is$7.May 4:The Hyde Park Chamber Or¬chestra will present its Springconcert at 4 pm at K.A.M. IsaiahIsrael Congregation, 503 S.Greenwood Ave.EventsMay 2:Museum of ContemporaryPhotography of Columbia Col¬lege will display a 100-print ex¬hibition titled “The New BritishDocument” by five contempor¬ary British photographers thruJune 14.May 3:Stop the World, I Want to GetOff, a production of the HydePark Jewish Community CenterTheater Company will be play¬ing at the Windermere House,Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundaysat 3 and 8 pm. For ticket infor¬mation and reservations call 268-4600.Hyde Park Unitarian Co-opSchool, 5650 S. Woodlawn, willhold a booksale from 10 am until2 pm.May 4:Chicago Waldorf School pre¬sents its May Fair celebrationincluding Maypole dancing,games, crafts and food from 12to pm at 2755 N. Marshfield.May 5:Boots Restaurant, 332 SouthSatte St., will celebrate its grandopening with a free pizza tastingparty today from 11 am to 7 pm.FilmsDoeApril 29: Xosferatu (F.W.Murnau. 1921), 7 pm. Xosferatu the Vampyre (Warner Herzog,1979), 8:45 pm.April 30: Stolen Kisses(Truffaut, 1969), 8 pm.May 1: Carnal Knowledge(Mike Nichols, 1971), 8 pm.May 2: Lost in America(Albert Brooks, 1985), 7, 9 and 11pm.May 3: Last Tango in Paris (Bernardo Bertolucci, 1972), 7and 9:30 pm.May 4: Lost in America, 2 pm.Martyrs of Love (Jan Nemec,1969), 8 pm.May 5: Billy the Kid (KingVidor, 1930), 7 pm. City Streets(Rouben Mamoulian, 1931), 8:45pm.May 6: The Black Cat (Edgar Ulmer, 1934), 7 pm. I Walkedwith a Zombie (Jacques Tour¬neur, 1943), 8:15 pm.I HouseMay 2: The Trial (OrsonWelles, 1963), 8:30 pm.May 2: The Conformist(Bernardo Bertolucci, 1970), 8and 10 pm.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke BreathedThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 29,1986—9VSoftball drops two in face of offensive onslaughtBy Brian NichiporukStaff WriterThe University of Chicago Women’ssoftball team lost both games of a homedoubleheader against a strong team fromTrinity Christian College last Thursday. Inthe opening game, Trinity Christian wasable to put together a powerful offensiveperformance and combine it with solid lateinning defense to defeat Chicago 20-10. Inthe second game, Trinity Christian over¬came an early Chicago lead, scoring threeruns in the fifth inning to take a 5-3 deci¬sion. The two losses give the Maroons an 8-11 overall record, but do not affect Chic¬ago’s current 5-1 conference record.Thursday’s first game saw the Maroonsjump out in front quickly with three firstinning runs. Shortstop Helen Gemmilbegan with a single to center and wasfollowed by center fielder Arzou Ahsan’sinfiueld single to third. A double steal, andpitcher Kathy Fitzpatrick’s RBI hit to left,brought one run home. The last two Mar¬ oon tallies came when Chicago’s left fielderKathleen Lively singled with runners onsecond and third.Trinity Christian, however, was able tocome up with two home runs and a triple intheir half of the second, to surge ahead 5-3.Chicago then fought back to knot the scoreat 5-5 in the bottom of the third. Solidmiddle inning pitching by Kathy Fitz¬patrick allowed Chicago to move into thebottom of the fourth still tied. MaroonCoach Kimberly Vance then employed theaggressive base-running tactics that haveserved Chicago well this season to put thehome team back in the lead. Chicago’ssecond double steal attempt of the gamesucceed in moving catcher Madelyn Detloffto second, and avoided a double playthreat. Detloff moved to third on an infieldgrounder, and then was driven home by aGemmill single to put Chicago ahead 6-5.Chicago’s lead was soon erased by adeluge of late inning Trinity Christian hit¬ting. The visitors began their offensive heroics by chalking up three fifth inningruns to grab an 8-6 lead. In the top of thesixth, Trinity Christian proceeded to blowthe game open. They began with a doubleand a triple to score one run. The visitorsthen added five more hits, including twomore doubles, and a run-scoring passedball. All of this resulted in six more runs —placing Trinity Christian on top 15-6. TheMaroons received some consolation in theirhalf of the sixth when another Gemmillsingle drove in right fielder Wendy Par-shall and Detloff to cut the lead down to 15-8. However, Chicago was unable to mount alarger rally and the game ended with the20-10 Trinity Christian victory.In the second game of the home doub¬leheader, Chicago used ace pitcher KathyMcGarvey to cool off Trinity’s bats in theearly innings. McGarvey struck out sevenhitters in a complete-game, five-inningperformance. However, a late Trinity rallysnatched the win from McGarvey and theMaroons lost 5-3. Coach Vance’s squad chalked up all oftheir runs in the bottom of the third.Trinity Christian came back with two runsin their half of the fourth to narrow theMaroons’ lead to 3-2. Chicago then lost thelead in the top of the fifth. An outfield errorallowed Trinity Christian to put the win¬ning run aboard. Later in the inning withthe score tied, a bloop single to shallow leftput runners on second and third, and set upTrinity’s final hit of the game — a 2 RBIsingle which put them ahead to stay. TheMaroons were unable to place any runnersin scoring position in their half of the fifthas the game ended 5-3 in favor of Trinity.Vance hopes that her team can put to¬gether both good pitching and strongerdefense this week as the Maroons end theirseason and look forward to a possibleplayoff berth in the MACW ConferenceChampionships to be played this Fridayand Saturday. Chicago will play its lastregular season contest this afternoon withan away doubleheader against Trinity Col¬lege.Summer Fall SpringWASHINGTONor LONDONINTERNSHIPSoxford surrFull Academic Years In• Oxford University• London School of Economics• St. Andrews, ScotlandU.S. credits will be transferred through Hampden-Sydney College,founded in Virginia by James Madison in 1776. Graduate work is an option.The Director of Studies for the Center for Quality Education Abroad (inBritain) is the Rt. Hon. The Lord Beloff, D.Litt. (Oxon.), Fellowof the British Academy, Professor Emeritus of Government and Fellow ofAll Souls, Oxford.INQUIRIES TO: JANET KOLLEK, J.D., Admissions DirectorCQEA/W1SC, Rm 53, 158 W. 81 St., NY,NY, 10024.(212-724-0804/724-0136).(EO/AA)TAisSfimCHINESE AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Doily 1) A -8:30 P MClosed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU4-1042 LSAT•GMATWINNINGSTRATEGIES“WE GUARANTEEYOU’LL BEATTHE TEST”SCORE IN THE TOP 20% ONEVERY SECTION OR TAKE OURNEXT COURSE FREEClasses Starting Now!GRE • MCATCALL (312) 855-1088INCLUDES 50 COPIES ON24 LB CLASSIC LAID BONDSELECTION OF ATTRACTIVE PAPERSCopgworifsThe Copy Center m Harper Court8210 S HARPER AVENUE • 288 2233Hours MON FRI 8 30 AM 6 PM SA1 10 AM 5 PM The University of ChicagoDivinity School AssociationBOOK SALEUsed & new discounted books:Theology-Philosophy-SociologyEthics-Near Eastern-Eng LitHistory-Poli Sci-ClassicsMany books Vi price on 2nd dayMAY 5 & 69:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m.Swift Hall CommonsSellers may call 241 -6722Attention U of CFaculty and StaffSUPERSUMMERSPORTSPROGRAMThe University of Chicago,Department of PhysicalEducation & Athletics, willconduct a 4 week sports andfitness program from June 23-July 18, 1986The program is open to boysand girls between the ages of9-14, and it will be conductedeach week day from 9:00a.m. -1:00 p.m. (except July4th).Fee*17500For further information,or an application form,please call 962-7681(8:30a.m. -4:00 p.m.)The Fishing is always BETTERLATE in the Day...or on SUNDAYS,NEW EXTENDED HOURSIN COOP'S FRESH FISH DEPT.Mon-Thurs: 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.Fridays: 9 a.m. - 8 p.m.Saturday: 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.NOW OPEN SUNDAY10 a.m. - 5 p.m.LOCATED IN THEHYDE PARK SHOPPING CENTERLake Park & 55th The Committee on International RelationsANDThe Center For Far Eastern StudiesPresentsShen ShouyuanofThe Foreign Ministry’s Foreign Affairs CollegeThe People’s Republic of ChinaSpeaking on“China and Europe: Parallels in an IncreasinglyPlural World”At 4:00 P.M. onThursday, May 1,1986inPick Hall Lounge5828 South UniversityChicago, Illinois0 10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29, 1986CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters tong INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $3 per line. Ads are not accepted over the phone, and they must be paid inadvance. Submit all ads in person or by mail toThe Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St., ChicagoIL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our office is inIda Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tuesday & Fri¬day at 5:00 p.m., one week prior to publication.Absolutely no exceptions will be made! In caseOf errors for which the Maroon is responsible,adjustments will be made or corrections runonly if the business office is notified WITHINONE CALENDAR WEEK of the originalpublication. The Maroon is not liable for anyerrors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-23339-4:30Mon. Fri. 9-2on Sat.ONE BDR. in three bdr. available immediate¬ly 54th-Harper, prefer undergrad, carpeting,good location. $209/month. 363-6073. CONDO FOR SALE 2 bedrooms, next to campus very low assessments- modern kitchenreasonable priced $53000 call 241-5455.FOR RENT-1 bedroom apt. with dining rm.,french wndws, hardwood floors, lots of closetspace, $395/mo. Available May l-51st/UnivCall 643-6733-Leave message.SPACE WANTEDOut of state faculty coming to U of C would liketo sublet house or apartment for 8 weeks dur¬ing the summer. Call Lydia or Carol 962-9770.Female Yale student coming to U of C wouldlike to sublet or share house or apartment during summer. Call Lydia or Carol 962-9770.3 or 4 bedroom apt. close to campus andfacilities wanted for 4 responsible youngwomen. References available. Call 9470747X.430.PEOPLE WANTEDGrad student/spouse 4:00 6:30 Mon.-Fri. tosupervise 14,11,6 yr olds. 955-3033 eve.GENERAL OFFICE RESCUE: On campus, 3hrs/day, three to five mornings per week, 40wpm, $4.50/hr. Leave message 684-1800.Excellent 1 br condo for rent swimming poolsauna exercise room close to shopping & UCHospital $500/mon heat included Call Ed at 241-6854 after 4pm or leave message.Large studio on the lake. Wall-to-wallcarpeting. Pool-deli-restaurant sublet to takelease over $363.00 Avail 71 or 81 Call 363-0755.Super "F" townhouse in Ray school district.Three bedrooms plus a wonderful finishedbasement. Central air conditioning. Two park¬ing spaces. Convenient laundry room. Ex¬cellent condition and congenial neighbors. 144055th steet. $115,000 URBAN SEARCH 337-2400Do you crave a big eat-in-kitchen that includesa laundry area? Do you fancy a large grassybackyard? This two bedroom condo on campusmay satisfy your needs. Very pleasant,unusual floor plan. 1410 E. 56th Street. Lowassessments. $64,000. URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.Large 2 bedroom summer sublet available inRegent's Park, 5020 S. Lake Shore Dr., June 1Sunny corner apartment, fully furnished.Laundry, market & health club in building. 1block from 1C; 10 minutes from loop. $500, airconditioning included. Call Susan or Amy 493-6702.GARAGE space 56th and Kenwood high securi¬ty $5500 call URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.SUMME R SUBLET: Fully furnished, SpaciousTwo-Bedroom, 58th and Kenwood. Dishwasher,Air conditioning, Laundry in building.Available Mid June thru August. $1,400 forSummer. Cali (415) 321-9493.Nice spacious 8 rm Condo. 4 bdrms, 2 fullbaths, solarium, and much more. Lovely HydePark area. No parking. $89,500. Call DeweyGriffin, C/21 S&L Realty. 799-5261 after 4pmFHA & VA ok.Large 1-Bedroom Coop. Top Floor, 5 Rooms,Excellent Condition, Good View And Lots OfSunlight, Borders University, $27K, 955-6789.Summer sublet: 54th & Kimbark. Threebedrooms two bath, fully furnished, color TVand cental AC. Available June 9 through lateSept. Rent negotiable. Call 955-1155.APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55»h StSpacious, newly-decoratedlarge studios, onebedrooms, three bedroomsin quiet, well-maintainedbuildings close to campus.Immediate OccupancyBU8-5566 Tutor! Coach! Record for the Blind! Assist inan Emergency Room! Counsel Adolescents!Assist at a Shelter! Help at a Blood Drive! Be aHotline Volunteer! or lick envelopes! Plentymore where these came from! call theVolunteer Bureau at 955-4108. Meet a need...Statistician/Psychologist, grad student orteacher: you analyse my data (architecturalaptitude testing), we co-author article. Prof.Hood, 922-2212,9 am-5 pm, M-FResort Hotels, Cruise Lines & AmusementParks are now accepting applications toremployment! To receive an application and in¬formation, write: Tourism Services. P.O. Box7881 Hilton Head Island, SC 29938.PRESCHOOL TEACHER pt. time Sept-June,early childhood experience 8. credentialsresume to: Director, Hyde Park UnitarianCooperative School 5650 S/ Woodlawn Chicago,IL 60637.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U WAITModel Camera & Video 1342 E. 55th St. 4936700.Enrollment is now open for A Summer In¬stitute in Listening & Communication Skills. Atthe Chicago Counseling & PsychotherapyCenter. The six sessions will begin Wed., July23 at 7:30 pm, and will include seminars, peerlistening and individual consultation. 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Ideal locationfor faculty or graduate student $5,500 buys myequity. $432 a month Call 363-7081 or 645-3203.. . . an OPEN HOUSEAnswers tothe November 1985 examDrawing for Vituition couponsChicago Loop April 28 5:45 p.m.O'Hare Area April 29 6:30 p.m.OakbrookMayl 6:30 p.m.OaklawnMay5 6:30 p.m.Call for information and rctrnalioni:782-5170conviser-mfller GETOUTOF HOUSINGWe are looking for inferesting people to live inour house. We offer low renf, full use of our kit¬chen, laundry room, etc. Come by our studybreaks Tuesdays at 9 D.U. 5714 Woodlawn.SCENESSPIRIT OF ETHNOGRAPHY and THEYANOMAMO- two films on efhnography, oneconventional and one not, will be shown anddiscussed by the Ethnographic Film Group at 7pm on Thurs, May 1 in Ida Noyes-West Lounge.BLUE GARGOYLE. Delicious Food. DeliciousPrices. Lunch from 11:00 to 2:00. Vegetarianand non-vegetarian. Music, art, and good con¬versation. University Church 57th & Univ.$$$ & FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to reg ister.APARTMENT WANTE DOne bedroom or studio wanted near campus.Must allow dog and have fenced-in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684-6788 or 962-9555.NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door for only 35c per daythroughout Hyde Park. Call 643-9624 today!PIANO LESSONSSPRING PIANO LESSONS with EdwardMondello Teacher of piano music dept. 1960-1980. Tel. 752-4485.MAC INTOSH UPGRADE S512K $249. 120 day warranty, housecallsCYBERSYSTEMS 667-4000.SEEKINGTREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center in return for participating in a 3 week study to evaluate drugpreference. Involves only commonly-prescribed drugs. Participants must be bet¬ween 21 & 55 years old and in good health. Forfurther information call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 & 11:30 a m. Refer to study A.RESEARCHTECHNOLOGIST WANTEDMoving established laboratory to U of C DeptMGCB Seek experienced researchtechnologist. Excellent opportunity to workwith relative independence in exciting area ofMolecular Biology and Immunology. Dr. Ursala Storb Dept of Microbiology, U of Wash.Seattle 98195, 206-543-1428,5824; local contact962-1351, Sharon Cohen.FEELING DOWN &DEPRESSEDIf so, you may qualify to participate in a studyto evaluate drug preference. Earn $150 foryour participation in this 4 week study. In¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs. If youare between 21 & 35 years old and in goodhealth, call Karen at 962-3560 for further information. Refer to study D.EDWARDO'S FOR LUNCH10 min service in dining rm from quick-lunchmenu or it's free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E . 57th. Ph 241 7960.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!Daily from 4pm. 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Woodlawn Social Hour at 10pm.CONCERNEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight.)to participate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood. Earn money for yourparticipation in this 4 week study. No ex¬perimental drugs and minimal time involved.Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 yrs. oldand in good health. For further informationcall Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 & 11:30 amRefer to study W.ORIGINAL MUSICAn acoustic guitar by Dan Berick and GregPoe this Saturday night, 10PM to midnight.Chocolate Soup Cafe, at Hillel House, 5715 S.Woodlawn.BERICK & POEDan Berick and Greg Poe will be playingoriginal acoustic music at CHOCOLATE SOUPCAFE this Saturday from 10PM to midnight.New Spring menu includes ice cream and icedtea At Hillel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.INSTRUCTION OFFEREDEXCELLENT TUTORING IN YOUR HOME.Children, Adults. 300 professionals. Elemen¬tary reading, Math to advanced Computer pro¬gramming, Sciences, Music, Languages, Testpreparation. 864-8433, Dr. Makedon President,Abacus Institute.BODY-STRESS MGT.Professionally calibrated workout programMondays 5:15-7:15 or 7:30-9:30 Ida Noyes for$60.00 for 4 weeks 643-7122.TAI CHI YANG STYLEFor health & self-defense Ida Noyes 643-7122M&W mornings 8:30-10:00 for $35.00 a monthSun evenings 5:00-8.00 for $35.00 a monthreview class 8:45-10:30 Saturday mornings.**MONEY*****&THE MADNESS of Lady BRIGHT***Presented by:CONCRETE GOTHICTHEATREMay 1-4 at 8pm FOR RESERVATIONS CALL684-2319SUB LET WANTED2-3bdrms. Kitchen. Furnished 6/11-9/22. Rentneg. call 753-8342ext 815 after 6pm ! !??»*$WANTEDUsed 5 speed women's bicycle. Call eves. 643-1568.DESK/SOFA-B E D/A-CTeakwood & chrome 5'8' x3' desk (no drawers)with 2 chrome & brown cloth chairs $280Natural/off-white sofa 5'8''x3 with steams &foster pull out bed-$220. Gibson 6200 BTU roomair conditioner- $200 Days: 962-7747 (Lisa)Evenings: 752-4687.READINGS DYMONIQUECord ond Palm ReadingsREADER 6 ADVISORRwAdvice on oil fthpproblems of rJiTTNSove, marriage.7^business, heolthl^vN1 and sickness \lj,617 E. 55th St. 2nd Ft"*’Hyde Pk. IL 60615(012) 955-8550A place to bring your friendsand fee! no embarrassment.Also Tarot CardsThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 29, 1986—11w ww w w ^ w * w ww w w w ww w y ^ t » y y <> w*yOffice of the Dean of students in The collegeand College OrientationApplications for the volunteer position ofGENERAL ORIENTATION AIDEfor the 1986 -1987 academic yearare now available in HARPER 269REQUIREMENTS:Applicants can be any year and need not live in the housingsystem. A desire to work hard, a willingness to function aspart of a team (including taking directions), a heightenedsense of responsibility and a willingness to adapt to diversetasks will be helpful attributes, but above all the applicantshould be eager to introduce new students to life in thecollege in the best possible way.All applications are due May 15 in Harper 269Questions? Call 962-8614(Orientation Aides in The college Houses are chosenby the student Housing Office; ask your ResidentHead for more information.)A A. ■AAASATURDAY, MAY 3Presented by University of ChicagoMandel Hall, University of Chicago2:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m.Romeo and Juliet (Mejia) Favorita (Mejia)Who Cares? (Balanchine) Serenade in A (Mejia)Western Hoedown (Mejia) Joie De Vivre (Mejia)*World Premiere (Mejia) *Wor!d Premiere (Mejia)Main Floor Seats: $15.00 Balcony Seats: $12.00Student Tickets (with I.D.): $12.00 & $9.00Limited number of student tickets available.Most major credit cards accepted.Call 988-4230 for tickets and information.'Supported by a CityArts III/IV grant fromthe Chicago Office of Fine Arts, Department of Cultural Affairs.All sales are final. Programs are subject to change.Before or after the ballet enjoy a delicious meal at Mallory's Restaurant,1525 E. 53rd St., topof the Hyde1 Park Bank Building. Free appetizers and10% off the check for all Chicago City Ballet ticket holders on the day ofperformance.—^Chicago City BalletMaria Talkhief Paul MejiaArtistic Director Artistic DirectorCelebration of Spring