INSIDE:A Scott Bernard U of C studentsSG babies “classic” make good foodpage four page 13 page sevenThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 44 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, April 22, 1986Prospies react to fliersSeveral students at Worry’s in Hutch Commons.Two suffer from foodpoisoning at Morry'sBv Larry PeskinBy Hilary TillContributing EditorProspective students who ar¬rived on campus Thursday weregreeted with flyers which en¬couraged them not to come here.The flyer stated in part: “Doyou want to go to a school wherethe administration can cancelyour social life? Think about it.”The flyer was funded by Uni¬versity of Chicago’s own StudentGovernment (SG), as the sheetstated in its last line.The SG advice sheet washanded out to prospective stu¬dents (prospies) on Thursdaylate in the afternoon as theyBy Hilary TillContributing EditorCollege sophomore ElizabethdeGrazia has been awarded aHarry S. Truman Scholarship.The Truman award is given outannually to students preparingfor careers in government whohave demonstrated an out¬standing potential for lead¬ership.deGrazia is the eighth TrumanScholar for the University ofChicago, and the U of C’s secondwoman to receive the award.The prestigious Trumanawards carry an annual max¬imum stipend of $5,000 for thefinal two years of college and thefirst two years of graduatestudy.deGrazia is among 102 winners entered Harper on the way to theCollege Admissions Office. Thesheet was headlined, “Welcometo the University of Chicago.”“Where we cannot have our ownparties,” it continued.“You may have heard that theU of C is no longer the sterileacademic grind that it is. That’sjust propaganda,” the sheetproclaimed. The flyer then citedthe cancellation of both the Las¬civious Costume Ball and thetraditional Spring Formal as ev¬idence.What effect did this sheet haveon prospies who received it? Tofina out, five prospies wereselected nationwide, which is asmall fraction of the totalnumber of applicants. Over 1900colleges and universities eachnominate two of their students tocompete for the award. Onewinner is selected annually fromeach state, the District of Co¬lumbia, Puerto Rico, and(considered as a single entity)various island territories. Inaddition, up to 52 “Scholars-at-Large” receive the scholarship.deGrazia, a public policy ma¬jor concentrating in politicaleconomy, is a resident of NewYork City (NYC). She states thatshe intends to go to law schoolafter college. After that shewould like to “continue the exe¬cution and analysis of policies inthe executive environment of asked in an admittedly un¬scientific poll what their reac¬tion to the flyer was and whetherit would affect their decision tocome to the U of C.The prospies’ reactions to thesheet ranged from apathy toshock. Surprisingly, four saidthe flyer would not affect theirdecision to come here at all, andone even said it encouraged hereven more to attend the U of C.Most stated that a robust sociallife was not a prime consider¬ation in their choice of a collegeanyway.Diane Tucker, of Wilmington,Delaware, registered her reac¬tion to the SG flyer, “I wassurprised.” But Tucker said shewould not give the flyer muchconsideration: “The possibilitiesfor social life (here) gave beenproven to me by other things.”She cited a fraternity party sheattended Thursday night as anexample.“It wasn’t the social life thatwas a big factor in getting me tocome here in the first place. Iwasn’t trying to find the mostsocial school.” She stated thatshe was drawn to the U of Cbecause of its “academic andintellectual benefits.”continued on page 12municipal government,” she as¬serted. “I hope, ultimately, toestablish substantial and effec¬tive government policies,” sherelated.deGrazia’s inclination towardmunicipal government derivesfrom her lengthy experiencewith the Mayor’s Office in NYC.She has served as the AssistantPress Coordinator for the Dep¬uty Mayor of Finance andEconomic Development. Shewas also involved in Mayor Ed¬ward Koch’s 1985 re-electioncampaign in NYC, serving as aresearch coordinator for debatepreparation.deGrazia s other political ef¬forts include a stint as On-SitePress Coordinator for the Coali-continued on page 12 Staff WriterTwo U of C students sufferedfood poisoning after eating atdifferent branches of Morry’srestaurants last Monday after¬noon. Molly Roberts, of Wood¬ward Court, became ill aftereating shrimp salad at Morry’sin Hutchinson Commons at about1 pm, while Wade Pearson, ofHitchcock Hall, suffered similarsymptoms after lunching on aham salad sandwich at Morry'sDeli in the University Bookstoreat approximately 2 pm.Both Roberts and Pearsonwere admitted to the emergencyroom of University Hospitalslate Monday night, according toTina Robertson, a spokespersonfor patient services at the hospi¬tal. Roberts suffered severe ab¬dominal cramps and vomitingand was taken to the hospital byher resident heads at approxi¬mately 11 pm Monday night. Sheremained in the hospital untilabout three in the morning.Pearson was admitted at abouttwelve-thirty on Tuesday morn¬ing. In addition, two unnamedUniversity of Illinois studentswere also admitted for treat¬ment of food poisoning that samemorning, according to Rob¬ertson.However, it is not possible toascertain whether or not those students had eaten at Morry'sMorry’s owner Gary Ormondinsists that Morry’s has no foodpoisoning problem. He notes thatMorry’s sells 100-125 shrimpsalads a day, “and with thosequantities there’d be a hundredodd people at the health center(with food poisoning)” if thefood were not dean.Carol Southard, head nurse atstudent health, agrees that ifMorry’s food were not clean,many more cases of food pois¬oning would be reported. Ac¬cording to Southard there is “noway” food poisoning could resultfrom mishandling of food. Shenotes that, while food poisoningcan be self-treated, the symp¬toms are almost always seriousenough that any students suffer¬ing from them would go to thehospital.Dean of Students in the CollegeHerman Sinaiko has not heard ofany food poisoning at Morry’s inthe past, but he “can imagine itwould send administrators upthe wall in fear.” He suggeststhat if College students feel theyhave complaints about foodpoisoning they should contacthim or the Student Ombudsman,but he notes that, since Morry'sis not owned by the University,any problem would eventuallyhave to be handled by committeewhich oversees Morry's lease.WelcomeTo the University of ChicagoWhere we cannot have our own parties.You may have heard that the U of C is no longer the sterileacademic grind that it is. That’s just propaganda.Did you know:That the famous U of C tradition, the Lascivious CostumeBall (LCB), was recently cancelled by the Administration?That during the same week as the cancellation of the LCB,the Administration also cancelled the traditional Spring Formal?Do you want to go to a school where the administration cancancel your social life? Think about it.This announcement is funded by theStudent Government. , >Text of SG’s Prospie Weekend handout.deGrazia takes Truman Award *Two students win Mellon Fellowships for graduate studyBv Tom MulhernContributing WriterJacob Thiessen, who grad¬uated from the College in 1985,and Richard Armstrong, whowill graduate this spring, wererecently awarded Mellon Fel¬lowships for graduate study inthe humanities.The Mellon Fellowship is aone-year, renewable grant whichcovers full tuition costs andprovides an annual stipend of$8,500. The fellowships are giveneach year to over 100 collegeseniors or recent graduates whodemonstrate outstanding poten¬tial for careers as teachers andscholars in the humanities, andthey may be used at any grad¬uate school in the United Statesor Canada. This year, U of Cfaculty members nominated 22students for the competition. Ofthese, 16 went through the ap¬plication process and 6 reachedthe regional stage, with Arm¬strong and Thiessen emerging asnational candidatesArmstrong, an Italian Lan¬ guage and Literature major, willdefer his fellowship for a year,but in Fall of 1987 he will beginusing it to study Medieval Li¬terature in Romance Languagesat Yale. Since entering U of C in1980, Armstrong has pursued aRichard Armstrongcourse of study which includesclassical languages, modernliterary criticism and modernromance languages. He spent ayear studying in Florence and has worked as a teacher atKenwood Academy. His collegeadviser, Sara Vaux, describedhim as “very secure,” and notedthat "he’s gotten a lot of breadth(in his academic program) aswell as depth.”Thiessen. who majored in His¬tory with a concentration inmodern British history, will usethe award to study British His¬tory, Imperialism, and the Phi¬losophy of History at JohnsHopkins University. Alongsidehis studies, Thiessen has workedat a number of jobs and has beeninvolved in University Theatre,appearing most recently in aproduction this Winter of TheImportance of Being Earnest.Both of the winners em¬phasized the importance of theapplication essay to successfulcompetition for the fellowship.Thiessen suggested that the es¬say should indicate a “fairlyclear focus for graduate stud¬ies.” while Armstrong pointedout that the essay ought to“communicate intellectual evo¬ lution.” Thiessen thought thatthe interview process at the re¬gional level was “very even-handed,” and both Armstrongand he said that the judges werethorough and pleasant.Vaux, who expressed greatJacob Theissenenthusiasm at the two students'success, is on a newly-formedcommittee which is devoted toraising the level of informationand preparation for the Mellon and many other graduate fel¬lowships and scholarships. Thecommittee will conduct work¬shops and lectures about theawards throughout the year andwill publish a guide to sources ofmoney for graduate students.Vaux' also announced that be¬ginning next year there will be apermanent staff member in theCareer and Placement Servicesoffice who will be in charge ofinformation and counsellingabout such awards.Vaux invited all College stu¬dents to attend a meeting be¬ginning at 7:00 pm. Tuesday,April 22 in the Cobb LectureHall. Armstrong. Thiessen, sev¬eral faculty members - includingJohn Comaroff. Lorna Strauss.Jeffrey Brooks and Ralph Ham¬ilton - and others will conductworkshops on a number ofscholarship opportunities Jun¬iors and Seniors are invited to afollow-up meeting to discuss theRhodes. Marshall and Churchillawards, to be held May 1 at 4:00pm in Goods peed Hall.Cfo&skfltinnttt ThitttrtTk {fifl/o CmjuuyHu Jjlhwi f^jocjtn CmjJiMyJresoff'i^w Ls/wiruj of JCwjsfront Ik C lankat \tj)(TionjTrtCVtNORI /AOI NO UE.FUNAW/TTASHl mUKOVlecWsctcuj , ttfawj /* , iJ8b Ufandtl Jialt) 1 g; ooT?wf.7kto C(u(j lex Offki (<f6l'f300)J*100 Hu-ckni *10 00 General Arf*wssif«^ nosicnosic* nusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, April 24 • Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallMembers of the Conducting Class with a Woodwind Ensembleperforming Gounod’s Petite Symphonie.Admission is free.Friday, April 25 - MENOTTI: THE TELEPHONE8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallStaged and costumed production of a one-act comic opera;musical direction by Glen Lewis; staging by David Anderson.Julie Andrews, soprano; Robert Schroll, baritone.Admission is free.Sunday, April 27 - University Symphony Orchestra andUniversity Chorus SHOWCASE CONCERT8:00 p.m. Mandel HallBarbara Schubert and Bruce Tammen, conductors.Copland: El Salon Mexico; Bloch: Schelomo: HebraicRhapsody (Christopher Haritatos, cello - Winner,1986 Concerto Competition); Bruckner: Psalm 150;and motets by Grechaninov, Brahms and Mendelssohn.Donation requested:$3; student, $1.UPCOMING CONCERTSSunday, May 4 - CCP Recital: BARBARA HAFFNER, cello3:00 p.m., Mandel HallMusic by Blackwood, Brahms, Shapey and LutoslawskiAdmission is free.Saturday, May 10 * University Chamber Orchestra8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSteven Zike, conductor.Music by Mozart, Boyce, Britten and Grieg.Admission is freeThursday, May 15 - Special Benefit Concert: AGUSTIN ANIEVAS,piano.8:00 p;.m., Mandel HallAll-Chopin program to include the B Minor Sonata.$10 ($2 discount to UC Alumni and Series subscribers); $5, UCstudent. 1Tickets and information at the Department of Music Concert Office, .. Goodspeed Hall 310; 962-8068 ..^nusionosic-fKisifisUl* VOTE *STUDENT GOVERNMENT ELECTIONSWHEN:TUESDAY ... WEDNESDAYAPRIL 29th i APRIL 30thWHERE:COBB COBB10:00-2:30 9:30 - 2:30REYNOLDS CLUB • REYNOLDS CLUB11:00-2:00 11:00-2:00B-SCH00L LAW SCHOOL11:00-2:00 11:00-1:00MEDICAL SCHOOL MEDICAL SCHOOL(LOUNGE) (LOUNGE)11:00-1:00 11:00-1:00DIVINITY SCHOOL I-HOUSE11:00-1:00 5:00-7:00WOODWARD COURT WOODWARD COURT5:00 - 7:00 5:00 - 7:00B-J COMMONS B-J COMMONS5:00 - 7:00 5:00 - 7:00PIERCE PIERCE5:00 - 7:00 5:00 - 7:00WE WILL PAY $ FOR POLL |WATCHERS • PLEASE jCALL 962-9732 • S.G. OFFICE ! The Peoplewho brought youThe Ice cream study breakNow Present:TheHostessStudy BreakFREE FOOd!LIVE MUSic!HO-HO’SCupcakes etc... um Wednesday, April 23I0pm-i2pmNorth Lounge, Reynolds Clubscfc Funded2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22, 1986John Simpson speaks on spaceBy Geoff PotterStaff WriterJohn A. Simpson, noted astrophysicstand University Professor, delivered the1986 Nora and Edward Ryerson Lecture atMandel Hall on Wednesday, April 16.In his lecture, entitled “To Explore andDiscover,” Simpson summarized his dec¬ades-long research on cosmic ray particles,related his plans for future experiments,and expressed his opinions about the USnational policy towards space exploration.Simpson said that over the past 40 to 50years scientists’ concepts of astrophysicalphenomena have changed drastically, fromthe version of a “more or less ordered,quiescent universe following the Big Bang”to a theory of “a continuously violent andchanging universe involving high energyphenomena.” Simpson’s Contribution tothis expansion of knowledge has come fromstudying cosmic radiation, or cosmic ray-particles. During his lecture, Simpson elaboratedupon three separate questions involving hiscosmic radiation research: the origins andcomposition of cosmic radiation, the prop¬erties of magnetic fields in space, and theacceleration of cosmic ray particles asthey pass through these fields.Simpson hopes to continue his researchusing an array of space probes, includingthe Pioneer and Voyager missions,launched in the 1970s, and a proposed probenamed “Ulysses”. The Ulysses mission isdesigned to extend space exploration fromits current two-dimensional status to thethird dimension, using Jupiter’s gravita¬tional energy to break out of the two-dimensional solar ecliptic plane. The mis¬sion had been planned for May, 1986, butthe recent Space Shuttle explosion haspostponed the launch up to two years.Simpson took issue with national policieswhich have concentrated on the spaceshuttle and a proposed space station, di¬verting “this nation from its leadership in the exploration of the solar system.” Sim¬pson and many other scientists believe thatunmanned space flight is more suitable tomost purely scientific research and ad¬vocate the use of unmanned, expendablerockets to further space study.On Wednesday, in a related development,a top NASA official endorsed a return tothe “mixed fleet” concept of both mannedand unmanned rockets, according to theChicago Tribune. This was interpreted asan admission by the space agency that ithad in the past relied too heavily on themanned space shuttle to launch commer¬cial, military and scientific payloads.In his lecture, Simpson told the audiencethat cosmic ray particles originate in starsand acquire energy as they pass throughgiant magnetic fields in space. Monitoringthis matter and analyzing its elemental andisotopic characteristics, Simpson said,provides direct information about howstars are formed and destroyed, as well ashow matter travels through space. By shuttlestudying these particles, Simpson hopes tolearn how the solar system was formed.Using a network of laboratories spanningfrom the Andes Mountains in South Amer¬ica to Chicago, Simpson and his colleaguesexpanded knowledge about the Earth’smagnetic field and discovered a giantpinwheel-shaped magnetic field in the solarsystem, called the Heliosphere.Further study of the Heliosphere de¬manded placing sensors in space itself.This in turn required a staff trained inengineering and computing, as well as asolid state laboratory, for which Simpson in1962 created the University’s Laboratoryfor Astrophysics and Space Research, toconduct both experimental and theoreticalresearch.Since that time, according to in¬troductory speaker Hanna Gray, Simpsonhas expanded scientific knowledge greatlyand earned, among other awards, theNASA Medal.The University of ChicagoCenter for Middle Eastern Studiespresentsa lecture byGerhard Bowering(Department of Religious Studies, Yale University)entitled“Classical Sufi Qur’an Commentary”Thursday, April 24,19864:00 p.m.Beecher 101 Special Meetingto revise the Maroon constitutionFriday, April 25th at 3:30 pm =Ida Noyes 303ALL STAFF MEMBERS WELCOMEFELLOWSHIPS OPEN HOUSETuesday, April 22, 7:00 p.m., Cobb Hallxo Panel Discussion: roWhy And How To Select A Fellowship- Lorna Straus, Associate Professor Department of Anatomy.What National Fellowship Committees Look For- John Comaroff, Associate Professor, Department of Anthropology. V/,\0 yyV- How To Make An Effective Application rO- Ralph Hamilton, Director Career and Placement Services. Ay,C//»Workshops On:CambridgeMellonHertz BeineckeT rumanIREX Fu I brightLuceRhodes Minority Fellowshipsand more ...Sponsored by the Office of Graduate Admissions and Aid, Career and Placement Services, and the CollegeThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 22.1986—3The Chicago MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoLETTERSDefine Sexual HarassmentTo the editor:I applaud the Committee Against SexualHarassment’s goal of trying to secure ef¬fective and accessible University policiesdealing with sexual harassment. It is dep¬lorable that no policy exists to amelioratethis problem. The University has beencareful to have policies concerning suchcriminal acts as the use of drugs, stealingbooks, etc. Why then do they not have apolicy to deal with the criminal act ofsexual harassment? I believe CASH has alegitimate complaint that no policy exists.Unfortunately, I do not see their surveyas helping their cause. CASH fails to makethe distinction between being offended bysomeone’s actions and being sexually har¬assed. For example, the two cases of sexistremarks and the existence of sexuallysuggestive objects in one’s dorm, office orlab are defined by CASH as sexual har¬assment, but should be classified as simplyoffensive actions. I have a hard time deal¬ing with individuals who make sexist re¬marks. I dislike strangers calling mehoney, babe, or doll. But. often individualshave been socialized into a sexist way oftalking, or they have never before thoughtabout the way they talk. This is not a goodreason to slap someone with a charge ofsexual harassment. The Committee can tryto make individuals on campus more aw¬are of their offensive speech habits.The Committee is also making a claimfor censorship by saying that the existenceof sexually suggestive objects or picturesin the dorm, office or lab are sexual har¬assment. Certainly I am offended by seeingcopies of Playboy in a dorm, office or lab.but that is not harassment. Furthermore,do they intend to say that copies of Pic¬asso’s nudes hanging on one's personal dorm room are a form of sexual harass¬ment? They are making a moral judge¬ment comparable to those who say Catcherin the Rye and The Grapes of Wrath do notbelong on public library bookshelves. I feelthe Committee has not taken enough carein defining the term sexual harassment. Ifear that this survey could produce a largerpercent of people claiming sexual harass¬ment than is a reality because the defini¬tion is unclear.A final problem I see with the survey isthat they define sexual harassment assimply brushing up against another in¬dividual. According to this definition, atleast a third of the population of Chicagohas harassed me. Whenever, I stand on aCTA bus or el, at least 20 to 30 people brushup against me. Such an action is sexualharassment only when the person has asexual intention. However, the Com¬mittee’s survey does not make this distinc¬tion. Furthermore, intention is a very hardthing to prove. Everyone on campus shouldbe very wary of making accusations thatan individual has the intention of sexualharassment.I enjoy expressing my friendship towardsothers by giving them a hug. I believe inthe physical contact the flower children ofthe 1960’s used to show their affection.Unfortunately. I see this survey as dis¬couraging individuals from showing suchaffection. The LCB would have been abreeding ground for harassment, althoughI would prefer to consider it simply goodclean fun. Sexual harassment is a seriousbut delicate problem. I think CASH needsto develop a clearer definition of sexualharassment. Furthermore. I think theyneed to make a distinction between simplyoffensive behavior and sexual harassment.Jane BanaszakSecurity complaint policyTo the editor:I write to reaffirm the proceduresthrough which complaints against Univer¬sity Security can be investigated.Questions and complaints about the op¬erations of the Security Department shouldbe directed immediately to the WatchCommander or Supervisor on duty by call¬ing the Dispatcher at 123 (from Universitytelephones) or 962-8181. During businesshours, calls may also be directed to theDirector of Security or the Assistant Di¬ rector at 962-8190. If a student would pre¬fer, he or she may register complaints withthe Duty Dean. The Duty Dean can bereached during the day at 962-7770 or afteroffice hours through the Security Office. Insome cases, the Director of Security willassign an Assistant Director to review thecase and may then arrange a personalinterview with the complainant as part ofthe review.Mark T. GrahamDirector of the Security Dept.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty,staff, and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work forthe Maroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59thStreet, Chicago, Illinois 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-in-ChiefLarry KavanaghEditor-ElectHilary TillContributing EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews Editor Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography EditorErik LieberPhotography Editor Jon HerskovitzSports EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar EditorJon NussbaumCollege News Editor Stephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Mona El Naggar, Ingrid Gould, Mike Ilagan, Michael Monahan,Geoff Sherry, Frank Singer, Howard Ullman.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Ken Armstrong, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard,Craig Blackstone, Gabriela Burghelea, Julie Burros, Mary Beth Brady, DennisChansky, Sue Chorvat, Odilon Couzin, Tom Cox, Elizabeth deGrazia, Kathy Evans,Mike Fell, Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Flevares, Ben Forest, Andy Forsaith, Katie Fox,David Gardiner, Beth Green, Paul Greenberg, Michael Gorman, Kelly Hayford,Craig Joseph, Ann Keen, Sanjay Khare, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz, Lara Langner,Nick Lanyi, Janine Lanza, Marcia Lehmberg, Meg Liebezeit, Greg Mantell, SteveMeralevitz, Frank Michaels, Sam D. Miller, Michael Monahan, Melissa Moore,Karin Nelson, Brian Nichiponk, Matt Nickerson, Jean Osnos, Larry Peskin, ClarkPeters, Phil Pollard, Geoff Potter, Terry Rudd, Michael Schoop, Kristin Scott, MattSchaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Paul Song, Sonja Spear, Joel Stitzel, FrancesTurner, Christina Voulgarelis, Louisa M. Williams, Christine Wright.Contributors: Larry Di Paolo, Sara Maxwell, Allison Smith, Ricky Syder, MelanieTogman. COLUMN5-year-olds never grow upBy Ken Armstrong Prospie Weekend. Idea is imagina-Staff Writer tive, vindictive and smells strongly ofblackmail. In other words, it is bril-When a five-year-old child plays “make-believe,” it’s usually both healthy and quitecharming. But when an adult does it, I callit pretense.Unfortunately, however, one such in¬stitution can be found playing with itself atthis school, and others just like it struc¬turally hallucinate at just about evereyother university. Here, it goes by the nameof Student Government. At other schoolsthe name is either the same or is theStudent Congress, Student Senate, or somesuch other absurdly grandiose title.Even the subtitles sound impressive:“Student Government President”; “Stu¬dent Government Executive Committee”;“Student Government Finance Com¬mittee.” The only people who are fooled,however, are those people within the or¬ganization itself.As is clearly evidenced by recent hap¬penings. the U of C’s Student Governmentgets no respect from the administrationand no respect from the students. It is alevitating Rodney Dangerfield, no supportfrom either above or below. It is every bitthe absurdity of an impotent “govern¬ment” without a constituency.Trace the steps:1) Dean O’Connell flushes the LCB.2) Student Government gets frustrated.3) Student Government President ap¬peals to Mike Royko. Naturally.4) Royko makes fun of SG President.Naturally.5) Nothing happens. LCB continuescounterclockwise journey down thetoilet bowl.6) The administration, through the Stu¬dent Activities Office, decides it won’tfund the spring Formal.7) SG gets flustered.8) An organization called Students toSave the Spring Formal (SSSF)forms. It adopts a plan to use SGfunding and to take the dance offcampus.9) O’Connell gets flustered. He talkswith SG President and SG ExecutiveCommittee (SGEC). He offers them$2,500 to keep dance on campus.10) SG President says they “trappedO’Connell into paying $2,500” andtherefore fights the SSSF plan pre¬viously adopted by the Student Gov¬ernment Finance Committee (SGFC).11) SG, to its credit, flushes SG Presidentand SGFC. It votes for SSSF’ plan asapproved by SGFC.12) SG, angry at SAO and about LCB,then decides to attack the adminis¬tration. Realizing it has no supportfrom above, it turns to its imaginedsupport below.13) SGFC buys advertisement urgingother student groups to boycott liant.14) Student groups blow off SGFC andLascivious Undergrads against Sex¬ual Tyranny (LUST).15) Student groups claim Prospie Week¬end not the right target. Studentgroups are wrong. Truth is studentgroups just don’t give a damn aboutSG, SGEC, SGFC and SG President.Total: No LCB. One dance. SG isolation.SG division.The problem is like an ugly chicken orthe egg question. Which came first: Stu¬dent government incompetence or populardisdain for student government?The answer isn’t immediately clear, butregardless the two elements* seem in¬extricably linked. And worse yet, eachelement cpntinuously offers the other anendless source of energy.Year after year, new resume paddersstep forward and sustain the pretense.Because it is called government, many ofthem actually believe that’s what it is.They develop visions of power, of support.Most observers, however, realize allalong that it is nothing but a debasingmirage. The students in the governmentare like five-year-olds given a plastic toywhich is called a gun. The child runsaround “shooting” people, mixing fantasywith reality. And occasionally, he or shebecomes indignant when a parent won’tplay along by falling down and playingdead.Students are given a basically powerlessstructure but it is called a “government.”They therefore run around and start “legi¬slating.” But others just won’t play along.O’Connell won’t play along. Other studentswon’t play along.The result is obvious to anyone who hasever been to a student government meetingat almost any level at any place. Thestudents learn to play with themselves.They discover the joys of parliamentaryprocedures and how incredibly efficientsuch asinine formalism can be for wastingtime.They “point of order” each other to thepoint of exhaustion. Then they inevitablydiscover the joys of tinkering with theirown bylaws. And while all this furiousactivity is going on, the formation of vari¬ous committees and subcommittees re¬mains as yet another source of constantamusement.The five-year-oid child, however, growsup. And hopefully, while doing so he or shecomes to realize that guns have importantconsequences beyond those depicted incartoon-land.But those children who never learn suchthings, who never learn to stop playing“make-believe,” may also have a brightfuture: as student government presidents.The Maroon’s annual StudentGovernment endorsements willappear in this Friday’s issue.The Maroon endorsements will cover thepositions of President, Vice President,Finance Chair, Secretary, and Treasurer.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22,1986THE MICROCOMPUTER DISTRIBUTION CENTERPRESENTSMICROSOFT FOR MRCINTOSHBASIC S 85.00UIORD S 60.00FILE SI 10.00CHART S 72.00EHCEL $218.00THE MDC RLSO OFFERS-MACINTOSH PLUS $1580.00I MB INTERNRL RRM(EHPRNORBLE TO 4 MBI800K INTERNRL DRIUESCSI INTERFRCE PORTNELLI KEYBORRO(CURSOR KEYS & KEYPAD)-800 K EXTERNAL DRIVE $360.0051 2K RNO MAC* COMPATIBLE• USES DOUBLE SIDED DISKSWORKS LLIITH OLD 400K DISKSMDC1307 E 60TH ST (BASEMENT REAR ENTRANCE)962-60864 th* and ssauce Be-emtioa M& present: ^ -7lionessin Springa rourNaxneNc: cmd feast:antfc xrj^e c^ea^eop BZeancr cf gquitatneMEDIEVAL MARTIAL aRT5❖contestsA COURT <=f LOVEVA MEDIEVAL AARKET❖ENTERTALN/AENT (?£\V\a.niag e tm:an 2tuthevttic THSlcdtev<tf jreastwlik EMTEKBUKnENT , DANCING,fiND /AUSJC gy ‘S'te ^on^etnpo Sniderspease cic'-cecs ^.OO^/ucfa^ Saturday,flpri! 2y3/cto Slopes ^aTl andu)oo<U a L.nCall: 5aU^ Jo^e-5/(3ia_) JL41 - y 3 for Evince -feast -oi* jft\ mVJ\\ I '\ jW<~V' \k v y/ M, 'Sc Vt^ilu^-rtw k, (He.jLjTOGTT^, '.TT pr\ntsa3" posterA2” *pr\dtsposterFrom Kodak Processing Labs.Save now on big, beautiful Poster Prints from Kodak'sown labs. 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Though thebest Universities in Thailand are populated mostly byurbanites — those whose families can afford a superiorprimary education — Arun attended the ChulalonqkornUniversity and studied in the Department of Arts. Aftergraduating, Arun did not take the normal path ofgraduates from Chulalonqkorn, and enter into govern¬ment service. Instead he went to Germany, intent onstudying international relations. However, Arun ran outof money and could not get a job to finance schoolbecause it was almost impossible for a foreigner to havea job in Germany, due to increasing unemploymentamongst native Germans.After staying in Germany for one and a half yearsArun returned to Thailand for a short stay and thenmoved on to Japan. Arun studied International Relationsat Sophia International in Tokyo and earned a mastersdegree. It was here that Arun first learned of the U of C.One of his professors had strongly recommended the Uof C to Arun and in 1977 he came to the US and Chicago.Arun was struck by the differences between SophiaInternational and the U of C, in the manner of the pursuitof higher learning. “I grew up here,” Arun says. “Theprogram here is very efficient...more individualistic.You have to learn on your own.” Whereas in Japan, theprofessors were like friends because the Sophia Inter¬national was much smaller, here Arun did not go toprofessors nearly as often. Furthermore, students alsoseemed friendlier in Japan. “Here there is not muchstudent association outside of class.” Arun laments. YetArun is glad he came to Chicago and feels that theatmosphere at the U of C is superior because it forcesyou to grow up and provides a better preparation for lifeafter the University.While at the University, Arun studied organizationaltheory and earned a master degree in this field. He alsolearned Japanese here, to further his background ininternational relations in Asia. Though Arun is notcurrently registered he is pursuing doctoral work inorganizational theory and has, in fact, almost completedthis work. His work has been concentrated on developinga Universal Weberian Theory for use in the setup of aninternational spectrum into which each country will fit.The basis for this theory is control. In a democracy thecontrol is renumerative and bureaucratic; in an author¬itarian system control is traditional and moral; in atotalitarian system control is maintained by coercion. I n[/ fi 1I » miBy car, by El, or in Nicholas Cage s case, by boat, the place to be is where Chicago-style philosophisingand Thai food meet at Arun's Restaurant west of the Loop.However, these elements overlap. In the United States,though control is primarily renumerative, moral valuesplay a role as does coercion in the form of police. Thusany country will contain elements of all three systems.In Japan, for example, conflicts exist between thesedifferent control systems. Arun asserts that there is notas much consensus in Japan as we in the West thinkEnvironmental and outside pressure (US pressure toincrease imports for example) are affecting bureau¬cratic regulation which is based on the rational/legalsystem. This is causing conflict between the governmentand businesses. Additionally, social pressure to excel isextreme and is intensified by the tradition of dealinginternally with social pressure — as witnessed by thesuicide rate of young Japanese.Arun has used his restaurant to test his theory. He hasattempted to create a traditional system with a moralatmosphere. The purpose being to make the patrons andworkers feel as if they are part of a family and toconvince them that the purpose of the restaurant is good-natured.One has only to visit Arun’s Thai Restaurant to knowthat this organizational theory works, at least on a smallscale. The atmosphere is pleasant and cozy. Arun, whowaits tables, keeps this atmosphere intact. The res¬taurant is extremely efficient — it must be with only onewaiter who at one time did the cooking and who stillmanages the business end of the restaurant. The interior was completely remodeled by Arun himself in a trial anderror method. Colorful paintings depicting Thai andBuddhist legends, which were painted by Arun’s brotherin Thailand, provide an interesting diversion. ThoughArun's is small, it is not congested like the Thai res¬taurants in Hyde Park. You can enjoy your meal withouthaving to fight it out with your next door neighbor for legroom.And the food does not dissappoint. Two menus offer awide selection of traditional Thai dishes and housespecialities. One of the menus lists dishes that areavailable everyday while the other lists daily specials.The list of daily specials is extensive and diverse,ranging from Kaeng jued phak-kard Khao (a vegetablesoup with fresh tofu and seasoned pork balls > to Pla ladprik i a visually brilliant dish of whole fried fish with aspicy sauce). Such standards as Fried wonton andSesame beef are also offered as specials.The regular menu offers an even greater selection ofdishes. For an appetizer Arun offers egg rolls (which,unlike the frozen ones used at many Thai and Chineserestaurants, are freshly made), beef or pork satay. ormixed vegetable pickle served cold. Two traditional Thaisoups are also on the menu. Kai tom kha is made ofchicken simmered in coconut milk and spiced with Thaigalanga fresh chili, lime juice and a shallot-chili paste.continued on page ninebyrud/WafOonUC Students fight it out over philosophy Medieval FestivalFantasy awaits inby Aaron ShershowContributing WriterParts of the U of C’s gothic campus might seemauthentically medieval Saturday, April 26th when theMedieval Society’s Festival and Feast takes place.Sword fighting, a court of love, many period contests,and a feast at Ida Noyes are planned.A sword tournament at noon on the Midway will usereal “rattan” swords and involve upwards of twenty-fivepeople. There will be various individual and melee(group! competitions, with prizes, including “mostchivalrous. ” Anyone interested in competing must beauditioned and certified by Lord Owen of Hafleur (PeterKip).The most chivalrous knight of the tournament will beable to choose a “Queen of Love and Beauty” to head an the Court of Loveafternoon “Court of Love.” The Court will hear anyproblems brought before it. although its theme will beEleanor of Aquitaine, a medieval queen who was lockedup by her husband. Henry II.The afternoon will also include contests in 12th centurycostumes, troubador-style love poems, an Eleanor ofAquitaine trivia quiz, and the brewing of non-alcoholicdrinks.The highlight of the day should be the medieval feastat six o'clock in Ida Noyes. Feastocrat Lady Gwenlian(Sally Jones) promises more food than anyone can eat:twelve courses of every kind of food, homemade ginger 'beer, and madrigals sung by the musical group Bon ■ vTempo. Afterwards there will be singing, dancing, anddesserts. Celebrants will be provided with costumes, butare asked to bring their own plates and utensils. Thefeast is $6, in advance from Lady Gwenlian (962-8738), orat the doorThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday \pril 22,1986—7Rockefeller ChapelMusic Shares a Space with the Spiritual Lifeby Alexandra ConroyContributing EditorIt has a bell larger than Big Ben or the Liberty Bell,“Royal” Organ, one of the city’s oldest professionalchoirs, and a ceiling that, at the time of its installation,might have been termed high-tech Gothic. Well, ofcourse! It’s the University of Chicago. More precisely,it’s Rockefeller Memorial Chapel. Independent of thehistorical architectural significance, the Chapel offersdiverse aspects of liturgical, ceremonial and entertain¬ment music.The ceiling may seem an extraneous detail, but, infact, it has a rather direct bearing on the musicalpresentation and currently presents a slight hindrance.W’hen the building was constructed in 1928 as “a majorarchitectural statement by a major architect,” phrasedVictor Weber Director of Music, unsophisticated publicaddress systems had to deal with the distraction ofechoes. A large building such as Rockefeller easilypropagated echoes, yet, in a chapel, it was necessarythat the spoken word be heard clearly. The solution?Cover the high, arched ceiling with Guastivino tile whichWeber described as “handsome and more porous thanadobe.” The reverberation time was sufficiently dimin¬ished from between seven and nine seconds to aroundone second.Today’s technology renders this adaptation unneces¬sary as a small speaker in each pew can carry the soundwithout echoing. Unfortunately, the diminished rever¬beration is still detrimental to the musical productions.The possibility of sealing the tiles to prevent absorptionand restore resonance, is now under investigation and 'seems a probably solution in the near future. -«e nearThe King of InstrumentsThe organ at Rockefeller is impressive, controlling theamount of wind through its massive pipes by means ofan electrical wiring system, connecting the keyboard onthe altar’s west side to the pipes on the east. Yet theinstrument suffers not only from the lack of resonancebut from revisions within the instrument itself. WolfgangRubsam, chapel organist, explained that the organ wasoriginally constructed to play primarily romantic pieces.Future alterations attempted to create a more well-rounded instrument, equally capable of playing poly¬phonic works. Although, Rubsam realizes these changesproceeded from good intentions, they were more oftenharmful. The instrument was built for specific purposes.“No organ exists which can play all musical literaturewell,” Rubsam said. “One should not change the organ’soriginal design. One would also not change the colors ina Picasso. Organ building is an art. You can’t changered to blue.”The location of the instrument within the building alsopresents a problem. Rubsam feels that, ideally, an organshould be located behind the congregation, penetratingthroughout the church instead of “...stuck in a corner infront”; however, “At the time when it was built, it wasfashionable to locate an organ on the east side of thealtar. You can find much of this kind of arrangement inmany churches in the country.” As concerns the porous ceiling, “Organsound really needs a fine balance of ac¬oustical decay. The sound should not imme¬diately die when you lift the fingers,”Rubsam commented. “The acoustics of thechurch belong to the instrument. An organ isbuilt for the environment with specific scal¬ing and measurements.” Currently, an organ maintenance man works on the in¬strument almost every week to “get it intoshape so we don’t have surprises,” the or¬ganist said. Outside artists have not beeninvited to play, due to the organ’s condition.However, Rubsam is optimistic that “...ifthis organ is restored to its original conditionand at the same time moved to the mostadvantageous place, in my mind, it will beone of the very best romantic instruments inthe country.” That is not to say that Rubsamfinds playing the organ unattractive. “Iconsider it quite enjoyable to play for ser¬vices,” and in fact, he considers the religioussignificance of the organ more importantthan any specific feature. “You’ve heard theterm ‘king of instruments?’ This is how Iunderstand that term. I don’t think it’s socalled because it’s of the number or size ofthe pipes, but because it helps create ameaningful service.”The organ abides in Rockefeller Chapelhistory, but the Chapel choir, another aspectof the music, provides a vital element, also.Composed of twenty-one singers from Life under Rockefeller's roof is just simply a symphony of soundaround the city, the choir includes five graduatestudents and is open to undergrads as well. Auditionershave to exhibit basic skills of musicianship and have theability to sing in ensemble “...which, for many singers isdifficult if they are trained in operatic solo,” Weberexplained. The choir is salaried, an unusual feature for amusical group associated with the church. “That initself,” Weber feels, “indicates the commitment of theUniversity and the staff of the chapel to have qualitymusic.”The Choir repetoire is not narrowly defined. Weber, inhis second year, is “...feeling the way through all thegrand traditions.” As a general guideline, he feels that“the concert repetoire of an organization like this(church-oriented) ought to arise out of major churchfeasts.” Weber felt it most unfortunate that Holy Weekand consequently a large concert cycle occurred duringthe spring interim.Weber’s personal special interests include GregorianChant and music of the Renaissance. Choir productionsrange from high masses by Bach, Handel, Mozart andStraus to avant-garde twentieth century music. Popular,traditional works are often done with a new angle.Handel’s Messiah was performed by an orchestra usingperiod instruments.Straight to the TopAnd the musical entertainment goes up from there. Upto the tower home of the world’s second largest carillon:six octaves less one half tone, a total of seventy-eightbells. The largest, at eighteen and a half tons, weighs more than the entirety of many other carillons. Thesmallest weighs ten pounds. The instrument’s six-footkeyboard rather resembles an organ’s as it is playedwith both hands and feet. It’s located about midway upthe tower, above the fourteen largest and below the fifty-eight smaller bells. While playing, carilloneur WileyCrawford slides on the bench in order to reach notes ateither end of the range. “Of course,” he commented,“nothing can really describe it but being there.”Crawford says he uses the carillon to play musicwritten for a variety of other instruments including thepiano, organ, guitar and harp. He feels the carillon couldplay Greek folk music well because the smaller highbells could easily achieve the “plink, plink” effect.While capable of playing music for any instrument, acarillon will perform the piece slightly differently be¬cause it is a transposing instrument. As Crawford explained, the common practice is to take a carillon’slargest bell, and arbitrarily call that tone “low C.”Because of the great size in the case of the RockefellerChapel instrument, low C was assigned to the tone of thelargest easily playable bell and the tones descend fromthere to a low F. The missing half tone occurs amongthose lower “unofficial” tones because it lessened theweight load of the tower. These very low bells “...can beplayed with a considerable amount of pressure,” Craw¬ford said, “but you wouldn’t want to play them willy,nilly in the middle of a piece.” Personally, Crawfordlikes to play them as the ends of works.continued on page 9Chicago Movie PalacesDreaming about Pictures in the Houses of the Fancifulby Michael SchoopStaff WriterThe Chicago Historical Society exhibit of movingpicture palaces is a kaleidescopic vision with artistic aswell as historical significance. The exhibit was compiledby Chicago photographers Don Dubroffs and RussellPhillips. Dubroffs and Phillips, both graduates of the Illinois Institute of Technology, began photographingmovie palaces in 1982 as studies in color, texture, andarchitecture. The culmination of the project comes withthe present exhibition, which will continue throughSunday, June 1, 1986. The pictures will then become partof the Society’s permanent collection.The exhibition includes about one-hundred-fifty colorphotographs of theatres built in the twenties and thirties.Before the age of television, the moving picture was astaple in popular entertainment. Some ninety-million Americans went to the movies every weekend in the1920’s. The movie palaces were designed to make en¬tertainment a total experience by creating a luxuriousenvironment; another world in which all the cares ofeveryday life could be forgotten.A vast array of architecture styles was represented inthe construction of movie palaces. Some, like the WillRogers, were done in colorful Art Deco, combining thequaint western memorabilia with sleek elegant designs.Others, such as the ornate and magnificent RialtoSquare, were modeled to imitate great architecturalworks of the past including the Parthenon, the Palace ofVersailles and the Arc de Triomphe.The styles ranged from that of the Oriental Theatre,where dark dragons coil around guilded and poly-chromed domes with intricate mosaics to the simplealmost austere red and black patterned rugs and un¬adorned walls of the Chestnut Station theatre. Some ofthe more ornate theatres are the “atmospherics.” “At¬mospherics” are theatres which recreate entire naturescenes or exotic events in history. Many “atmospherics”even used extra film projectors to tunftheir ceilings intostar-filled skies or create other effects.The decline of the great movie picture palace camewith the advent of television. With competition fromtelevision, movie attendance decreased dramatically.Many theaters were forced to close or be converted todifferent uses. While some fell to the wrecking ball, therehave been numerous successful attempts to save thesearchitectural monuments. The Chicago Theatre Resto¬ration Association has managed to save several theatresincluding the Chicago Theatre which is reopening as acenter for live performance.The exhibition of moving picture palaces both asartistic and architectural studies and as historical andcultural documents are an important Chicago resource.After the exhibition the photographs will be available forstudy by those interested in motion picture and theatrehistory, photography and other related fields. The Soci¬ety encourages people to use and enjoy its resources.courtesy of the Chicago Historical SocietyOlder Theaters were descried to show pictures and be shown, like the Pickwick Theater of Chicago shown here.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22,1986Growing Upand out of ClassConsciousnessMy Beautiful Launderetteby Jean OsnosMaroon Film CriticI won’t disagree with the current raves for My Beauti¬ful Laundrette, the English hit which recently arrived atthe Fine Arts Theater. Writer Hanif Kureishi and direc¬tor Stephen Frears (The Hit) have made an incisive filmlayered with humor and passion from what at first mightseem to be unlikely movie material — the story centersaround a Pakistani teenager who revamps a Londonlaundromat. Originally shot on a low budget for a Britishtelevision film series, it premiered at the 1985 EdinburghFilm Festival, and has since been shown theatricallywith great success.The film’s premise and a few plot details can bedescribed without dampening its surprises. These comemore from the forceful emotional and social detailsembedded within the story, than from the actual plotturns. The poor, decaying South London setting pro¬vocatively suggests a country in the midst of economicdisaster. Bleak streets reveal a city that can barelyprovide jobs for its residents. Against this background,the immigrant Pakistanis search and scrape for em¬ployment opportunities, in hopes of attaining, at least,middle class comforts here. Although the setting isLondon with its traditional imposition of class con¬straints, the film could be referring to any American citywith an influx of immigrants, working hard to ‘make it.’Papa (Hoshan Seth), however, is one Pakistani whohas lost all hope for himself in this system. A former left-wing journalist, he shares a railroad flat with histeenage son, Omar (Gordon Warnecke), and now spendsmost of his time drinking and lying in bed. Still hopefulabout Omar’s future, he wants his son to attend univer¬sity, but has considered that in the meantime, a job and“a nice girl” would also be worthwhile experiences forOmar.Working at the garage owned by his uncle, Nasser(Saeed Jaffrey) and his Travolta-like younger relative,Salim (Derrick Branche), Omar soon discovers the joysof capitalism. He pleases his bosses with his ambition,and subsequently gets introduced to Nasser’s middle-aged Pakistani social circle. Omar takes advantage ofhis new status, persuading Nasser to let him take over“Churchill’s”, a grimy, unprofitable laundromat. Simul¬taneously, he becomes a messenger for Salim, whoseother business ventures are not as tame as parking cars.Omar then enlists his former school friend Johnnyjohnny stands uncomfortably by as Omar's father arriveshours too late tor the launderette's grand opening. courtesy of Orion PicturesUncle Nasser (Jaffrey) and his mistress Rachel (Field) sharea private waltz before the openins of his launderette.(Daniel Day Lewis), a white, unemployed and boredmember of a street gang, to help activate the laun¬dromat. The two new business associates proceed togentrify “Churchill’s” into “Powders”, an upscalecleaning establishment with a more graceful name. It isat this point, when Johnny begins to move along theoutskirts of the close-knit'Pakistani circle, that a specialand unusual film emerges.Having established their premise, the desire for as¬similation, the film makers develop this issue by usingvignettes which explore such related themes as racism,turnarounds in class traditions, and shifts in personalethics. Their subtle approach serves them perfectlybecause these incidents never reflect any sense ofdidactism or judgement. Johnny becomes a pawn for thePakistanis, despite his recent, fierce alliance with agroup of thugs who bitterly resent the ambition andupward mobility of the “Pakis”. In one particularlytense scene, Johnny is compelled into actions which havecruel repercussions.Continuity in family work traditions is also revealed asthe initially naive Omar, influenced by his older rela¬tives, quickly learns to emulate their formulaic methodsfor achieving success. Their influence effects Omar andin turn, the film as a whole. Movie audiences areaccustomed to seeing various ethnic groups treated assubordinate and stereotypical characters on screen. MyBeautiful Laundrette does not perpetuate this practice.The Pakistanis here are the protagonists at the forefrontof the film. More significantly, these characters cannotbe squeezed into a pre-existing, uniform category. Theyare depicted as a community of characters who mayshare some of the same aspirations, but who individuallyand realistically, have widely different traits and per¬spectives.The filmmakers depict the relationship between Omarand Johnny with similar ease and spontaneity. Theirfriendship turns into a love and work relationship withan ensuing power play as well. The naturalness of thehomosexual relationship is taken for granted, andtreated with the open tenderness of any heterosexualrelationship. Shifts in power are seen as Omar yields toJohnny’s advances, yet maintains the positions of bossand employee in the laundromat.The ensemble gives wonderfully nuanced perform¬ances which match the insightfrul screenplay and direc¬tion. Especially interesting are Gordon Warneck, RoshanSeth and Daniel Day Lewis, (who can also be seen as thepriggish Cecil Vyse in A Room With A View). You leavethe theater having been challenged and really satisfied.Fables of the StrangeGangs of Squirrels Underfootoy Alexandra Conroyand Michael Schoop“What a cute animal," she said. “You've got to bekidding Alex,” I said. “The closest the little vermincould come is pseudo-cute — maybe."A friend and I were sitting on the quads the other daywondering why it is that squirrels never break the cutebarrier. They have all the individual elements necessarybut somehow' the whole is less than the sum of the parts.They’re certainly small enough. Smallness, as we allknow, is a prerequisite for being cute. You just don’t getcute whales. Squirrels are warm and furry but somehowmost people would rather wear them than cuddle them.And of course they have pointed noses that twitch at youendearingly as you walk by them (but only if you havefood in your hand). But somehow it all just doesn’t wash.Maybe it’s because squirrels take animal hypocrisy topreviously unimagined lengths. They pretend to be wildanimals when in fact they’re little shysters. When itcomes to deception, squirrels make politicians look likeGoldilocks. They spend their days on the quads doingnothing more strenuous than slouching against trashcans waiting to bilk you out of your lunch.Their idea of a good time is to place themselvesconveniently — directly in front of oncoming bicycles. Ifyou wait long enough, they’ll move but of course by thattime you’ve already bounced off a tree. You would think with all the energy they save hanging around they’d beable to shuffle an inch or two to one side. 1 suppose alltheir vital energy must go to their jaws. Although atleast the bicyclists don’t have to scrape them off theirfront tires. I wonder if there are car washes thatspecialize in removing squirrels.Unfortunately, cars though less than effective, seem tobe one of the main ways of reducing the population.Squirrels’ conception of sexual activity is like Wein-traub’s idea of history — you can never have too much.Squirrels never approach you alone. It’s always two orthree of the little guys slinking around and watchingbreathlessly every bite of food that goes into your mouthYou might as well give up because the odds are stackedagainst you. They have a Squirrel’s Union They have itplanned out from the start and their contracts give extrabonuses for being especially obnoxious. The little rodentshave absolutely no shame either; they’ll eat thingsWoodward Court wouldn’t serve.In fact, the Union isn’t merely local, it’s a worldwidenetwork. Like fools we all fall for it. Haven't we all giventhe insidious creatures peanuts, potato chips and otherfood unwittingly aiding their little schemes? They havebeen doing this forever. Who do you think was there topick up the core when Adam and Eve threw away theapple core? In twenty years or so we’ll have Squirrels inSpace. The day I see an “I luv squirrels” t-shirt orbumper sticker, I’m moving to a mountain top in Tibet.They don’t have squirrels there. Yet.. . Rockefellercontinued from page eightThe bells are made of bronze and the clappers of softiron so that, of the two, the clapper will dent with therepeated strikmgs since only this component, may beremoved and replaced. The bells were “tuned” uponcasting at the foundry and an exact replacement, shouldone be damaged, would be difficult if not impossible“There just are not interchangeable parts,” Crawfordsaid. The tones may be slightly altered as the metalcorrodes, but it is assumed that the complete set willcorrode more or less uniformly and, relative to oneanother, the bells will remain in tune. The only possiblemaintenance procedures are cleaning the bells occa¬sionally and repairing the keyboard and the w'ires whichconnect it to the clappers.The carillon reaches a large audience. “The nice thingabout it is this one is close to the ground in a sunny,grassy area without too much traffic.” However, theaudience can also be rather exclusive for the twentypeople who might be utilizing the semi-circle of chairswithin the tower keyboard room. When this chamber isempty, the carillon is, as Crawford said, both highlypublic and completely anonymous, a feature which hefeels should encourage more people to pay the in¬strument.Because “this national treasure deserves more atten¬tion than it gets,” Crawford offers lessons to any inter¬ested musicians. If beginners find the carillon's scale toointimidating despite the relative anonymity, they maybegin on the basement practice carillon w hich uses areplica keyboard to ring xylophone chimes. Crawfordalso mentioned that the position of tower tour guide,requiring only an hour or so, Sunday afternoons, is open.The Chapel has much to offer musically. “One of thethings I think is important is that students, faculty andstaff are familiar with the goings on," Weber em¬phasized, especially since the Chapel offers studentdiscount rates. “It’s an opportunity to hear first classmusic at a bargain price.Restaurantcontinued from page sevenThe coconut flavoring is more subtle and the spices moreapparent than the overly sweet version I have had inHyde Park. Tom vmn goong, a hot & sour soup, is theother soup. The main courses at Arun’s are convenientlydivided into five categories — chicken, pork. beef, sea¬food and vegetable — in addition to noodle and fried ricedishes.To top it all off try the Thai iced coffee, a drink ofsweet, very strong coffee topped with cream and sippedthrough a straw or try Khanom chun. a colorful sevenlayer treat made of steamed coconut milk and flowerthat is not as sweet as the iced coffee (or you may wantto try both as I did). All of the dishes are colorful, amarked distinction from many of the Thai restaurants inHyde Park and plentiful.Because Arun insists on using only the best andfreshest ingredients available prices are higher than atmost other Thai places. But the prices are not muchhigher, and the taste of the food and the atmosphereArun has created makes a meal at Arun’s a valuepacked one. It is Arun's attention to detail that is mostevident at his restaurant, from the fresh ingredients tothe pleasant and comfortable interior, that makes the 20-25 minute drive by car to Arun's well worth the effort.Bring your own wine or beer — no corkage fee.Reservations recommended: 539-1909.3434 W. Irving Park. 20 min. from the Loop.Hours: Wednesday - Monday 5-10. Closed Tuesdays.At Arun’s you're treated to soodfood served with a c'ash of phitosphy.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22,1986—9Weekly CalendarMusicApril 22:The Women’s Association ofthe Chicago Symphony Orches¬tra’s lunchtime concerts pre¬sents the Second City Brass,from DePaul University, at noonat the State Street MarshallFields.April 23:The Women’s Associationpresents the Old Town School ofFolk Music, with Jim Hirsch andPaul Bowes, at noon at the StateStreet Marshall Fields.The Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra presents Youth Concertsat 10:30 and 12 noon. HenryMazer will conduct the programwhich will feature Marta Az-navoorian on the piano.April 24:The Chicago Symphony, Mar¬garet Hillis conducting, willpresent a program featuringSoprano, Barbara Pearson;Tenor, Donald Kasch; Bass,Kurt Link; and the SymphonyChorus. The performance beginsat 8 in Orchestra Hall and will berepeated on April 25 at 2 pm andApril 26 at 8 pm.April 25:The Civic Orchestra of Chic¬ago. Gordon Peters, Conductor,will present a program includingpianist Paul Van Lysebettens.and music of Bartok. Liszt, andNielsen, at Orchestra Hall at 8pm.April 27:The Chicago Brass Quintet,expanded for the occasion, andthe choirs and organists of Holy-Name Cathedral, will present aspecial “Cathedral Tour'' ofmusic. The works will be fea¬tured in Music for Great Spaceat Holy Name Cathedral, at 8pm. For more information, call31 2/663-4730.April 28:Dan Brown, University ofChicago, will be the guest speaker at “Gidon Kremer pre¬sents Lockenhaus. “Brown’s pre¬concert lecture entitled“Theories of Romanticism,” isfree to all concert-ticket holdersand begins at 6:30. The concertbegins at 7:30 at Orchestra Hall.Tickets range from $10 to $40.ExhibitsApril 22:The Spertus Museum of Jud-aica and the Consulate Generalof the Netherlands will hold areception for the opening of“Anne Frank in the World” from5-7 pm at 618 Michigan Ave.April 26:The Field Museum of NaturalHistory will hold a special pre¬sentation on Lions, the “Super¬powers” of the Animal Kingdom,at 2 p.m.April 27:The Chicago Historical Societywill open its exhibit as part ofthe city-wide observation at theHaymarket Centennial. At 2 pmin the Society’s auditorium,Marjorie Murphy. SwarthmoreCollege, will speak on “TheMeaning of Internationalism:French Worker's Response toHaymarket. 1886-87.’’ andHarmut Keil, University of Mu¬nich, will speak on “GermanSocialists and German Culturein Chicago, 1857-1919.”FilmDocApril 23: Muriel (Alan Res¬nais, 1963) at 8 pmApril 24: Welcome to LA (AlanRudolph, 1976) at 8 pmApril 25: To Live and Die inLA (William Friedkin, 1985) at 7,9:15 and 11:30 pm.April 26: 48 Hours (WalterHill, 1982) at 7 and 11:15 pmTrading Places (John Landis, 1983), at 9 pm.April 27: To Live and Die inLA, 2 pm. The Last Wave (PeterWeir, 1977) at 8 pm.April 28: Broadway Melody(Harry Beaumont, 1929) at 8 pm. Law SchoolApril 23: Dinner at Eight(George Cukor, 1933) at 8:30.April 24: Forbidden Planet(Fred Wilcox, 1956), 8:30.April 25: The Wild One (Laslo Benedek, 1954) at 7:30 and 10April 26: An American inParis Vincente Minnelli, 1951) at7:30 and 10 pm.April 27: The Wild One, at8:30.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke BreathedOH, PR. L£0fiVHT...MR. 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All students in the College, Divisions andSchools interested in serving on FSACCSL are urged to consult the Dean of StudentsOffice (Administration 219) for nominating petitions and further instructions.Over the past few years, FSACCSL has discussed and made recommendationsconcerning such topics as the structure of student activities fees at the University, thegovernance of MAB, and the renovation of Ida Noyes; other significant discussionshave revolved around University policy on the use of alcohol and the role of athleticsand recreational sports at the University. In addition to its substantive discussions,FSACCSL serves also a "committee on committees" recommending studentmembers for various other faculty-student committees.To qualify for candidacy, a student must be a registered degree candidate in goodstanding wno will also be registered in the University during the 1986-87 academicyear. A student must file for candidacy from the academic constituency in which heor she will be a student in 1986-87.Nominating petitions are available now in Administration 219. In accordance withexisting procedures developed by the student members of the 1984-85 FSACCSL,graduate candidates should have their nominating petitions endorsed by thesignatures of at least 30 students in the electoral constituency in which they will beregistered in 1986-87; undergraduates who will be serving from the College in 1986-87should have their nominating petitions endorsed by the signatures of at least 50registered students in the College.Nominating petitions must be returned to the Office of the Dean of Students nolater than 4:00 p.m. on Friday, April 25th.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22, 1986I1A ROSS UNIVERSITY Offers superior coursesof study leading to quali¬fied degrees in Medicineand Veterinary Medicine.SCHOOL OF MEDICINE• American Medical School curriculum • One of the highest passrates on ECFMG by Ross graduates • We have affiliations andworking agreements with mofe than 30 hospitals in the United Stateswhere our students do their third and fourth years of clinical clerkshipsAccredited by the government of Dominica • Listed in WHO • Very highpercentage of our graduates doing residencies in U S hospitals, many ofwhich are affiliated with U S. medical schools • Many of our graduates arenow practicing in many states throughout the United States • Many of ourstudents are able to transfer into U S. medical schools from our BasicSciences • We are approved in more states tor clinical training andlicensure than any otherCaribbean School • U S. 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Rm 53, 158 W. 81 St., NY,NY, 10024.(212-724-0804/724-0136).(EO/AA)IMITATIONS OF LIFE:WORKSHOPS ON FEMINISM & CULTUREAPRIL 25-26Friday, April 254:00 P.M. ‘‘Femininity As Mas(s)querade:Classics 10: A Feminist Critique of MassCulture Theory ”TANIA MODLESKI University ofWisconsin, Milwaukee, author ofLoving With A Vengeance: Mass-Produced Fantasies for Women8:00 P.M.Ida Noyes “Imitation of Life *, dir. DouglasCloister Club: Sirk, 1959.Saturday, April 26: Workshops, Harper 1039:00-11:00 A.M. Panel: “Entering The Marketplace:Women’s Speech in theNineteenth Century”11:15-1:15 P.M. Panel: “Girl(s) Watching”2:30-5:30 P.M. Panel: “Readers, Resistance,and The RepresentationTrap”SPONSORED by Workshop in Feminist Theoryand the Feminist ForumIIThe Chicago Maroon Tuesday. April 22,1986—ii>Math WinnersBy Blithe SmithContributing WriterTwo University undergraduates, Keith A.Ramsay and Randall Smith, placed firstand seventeenth, respectively, in the na¬tional William Lowell Putnam Competitionthis year.A total of 2,079 students from 348 collegesand universities in the United States andCanada participated in the competition;out of these, only 750 students received 10or more points out of the possible 120points. Both Ramsey and Smith receivednear-perfect scores for the questions theyanswered.Keith Ramsey is a fourth-year studentmajoring in Mathematics and is one of thefive Putnam Fellows selected for graduatestudy of Mathematics at Harvard. De¬scribed by Professor Paul Sally as “one ofthe top ten math students here in twentyyears, Ramsay is also a National ScienceFoundation Scholar, receiving an $11,000stipend for three years of graduate study. Randy Smith is a fourth-year studentmajoring in Chemistry. Smith also placedfirst in the New York State Math Competi¬tion. He plans to work for a few yearsbefore graduate school, where he hopes todo research in molecular biology.The Putnam Competition was originallyestablished in the 1920’s by Harvard andYale. Awards for individuals range from$500 to $50, and for teams, $5,000 to $500.More importantly, success in the competi¬tion is recognized as one of the highesthonors among mathematicians. The Uni¬versity of Chicago has been among the topfive teams ten times in the past twentyyears, despite the school’s size and lack oftechnical or engineering departments.Anyone may enter the competition, al¬though Sally describes the winners as “thebrightest math students in the country. . . avery elite group.”Anyone interested in next year’s com¬petition should contact Professor PaulSally, Eckhart 406. deGraziacontinued from page onetion for a Fair Federal Budget rally inWashington, DC and a nine-month positionwith NYC’s Office of Management andBudget as a Budget Analyst.In addition to these political posts, deG¬razia danced with the Joffrey Ballet for twoyears, touring with them nationwide. Sheexplained the seemingly unobvious con¬nection between ballet dancing and gov¬ernment service: “Dancing with theJoffrey Ballet taught me the satisfaction Icould gain by working at a profession Iloved. After leaving ballet for health rea¬sons, I went to work for the New York Citygovernment.”“I quickly realized that those feelings ofsatisfaction were not unique to ballet. Ifound similar satisfaction in my govern¬ment work, knowing that it benefitted thegeneral public,” deGrazia advanced.On campus, she has been the President ofthe Sisters of Phi Delta Theta, a staffwriter for the Chicago Maroon, Hitchcock/How to buvaperformance You can use the American Express* Cardto buy concert tickets for your favoritegroups or airplane tickets for your vacations It's the perfect way to pay for all thelittle things, and the big ticket items, thatyou'll want during collegeHow to get the Cardbefore you graduate.Because we believe college is the first signof success, we ve made it easier for you toget the American Express Card Graduatingstudents can get the Card as soon as theyaccept a J10.000 career oriented |ob Ifyou re not graduating yet. you canapply for a special sponsored Card Lookfor student applications on campusOr call 1 800THE CARD, and tell themyou want a student applicationThe American Express CardDon t leave school without itSM12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22, 1986 Snell’s Housing Activities Resource Council(HARC) representative, and HARC’sTreasurer.The newly named Truman Scholar hasbalanced her extra-curricular involvementwith high academic standing, sporting anear 4.0 average.Students apply for Truman scholarshipswithin their schools in the autumn of theirsophomore year. All American collegesand universities are eligible to nominatetwo of their students to compete for thescholarship.Applicants must have at least a “B”grade point average and be in the upper 25percent of their class. They must alsodemonstrate scholastic and public serviceleadership and be enrolled in a field ofstudy leading to a career in governmentservice.Past U of C recipients of the awardinclude Scott Durchslag (’87), Dan Sakura(’87), and Kathleen Uradnik (’86).Prospiescontinued from page oneEdie Tsong, of State College, Pennsyl¬vania, said she believed the flyer was ajoke at first “because it was so out¬landish.”The flyer “encouraged me even more toccme here,” Tsong related. “I thought,”she explained, “it was exciting becausepeople were doing things, taking a stand onsomething they believed in.”Ron Lee, of Broomfield, Colorado, reac¬ted to the flyer with disbelief. “It surprisesme that this would be the opinion of thestudent body, which I don’t think it is.” Hesaid he based this belief conversations withstudents here: “Of students I’ve talked to,it (the cancellation of both spring events)doesn’t seem to bother them much.” Heconcluded that “there must be somethingwrong with (the) Student Government.”Adding his own analysis of the situation,Lee theorized that “the school had theirreasons (for the cancellations, and) notjust because they didn’t want the studentsto have fun.”Cindy Lanka, of Chicago, termed herreaction to the sheet as “apathetic.” Theannouncement “really had no effect on me.I have researched the U of C and havespoken to the faculty and students, andthey represent a school I want to go to.” Atany rate, she declared, “Social life is whatyou make it to be.”Janet Vrasic, of Palatine, Illinois, saidshe sympathized with the protest but statedit would not affect her decision to comehere. “I think it was wrong for the admin¬istration to cancel the events. From what Iunderstand, everybody wanted the eventsto take place.”r DR. MORTON R. MASLOV ^OPTOMETRIST•EYE EXAMINATIONS•FASHION EYEWEAR(one year warranty on eyeglassframes and glass lenses)SPECIALIZING IN• ALL TYPES OFCONTACT LENSES•CONTACT SUPPLIESTHE HYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th363-6100. . . an OPEN HOUSEAnswers tothe November 1985 examDrawing for V*tuition couponsChicago Loop April 28 5:45 p.m.Oak Lawn April 17 6:30 p.m.O’Hare Area May 5 6 30pmOakbrook May 1 6:30 p.m.Call for information and rearrvatiotu:782-5170conviser-miilercogDivine intervention? Third victory in a row forWomen's softball teamBy Scott BernardStaff WriterSaturday’s Carthage College Invitationalfound Chicago’s men’s track team in an¬other world. The tracksters quit thefriendly confines of Hyde Park and thebeauty of Stagg Field’s tartan oval to dobattle on the badlands of Kenosha, Wis.,and an ancient track lying in ruins. TheMaroons were praying for a victory, even aPyrrhic one. But the gods heeded not theirpleas and Chicago wound up with a Car¬thaginian peace.As primal Dawn spread on the easternsky her fingers of pink light, grey-eyedAthena stirred a swirling wind to sweepo’er Milwaukee’s underbelly. And Kenoshaquivered before the wind’s fury throughoutthe day, as did the athletes assembled fromnine colleges lying in the Empire of Cheeseand the Land of Lincoln. But much as thewind slowed the runners, Carthage’s trackslowed them even more, it looked as thoughHannibal’s elephants had raced a 10,000mon it, stripping off the track’s epidermis.Patches of undisturbed tartan flecked a seaof holes. “The track woulid be in a lotbetter shape,” said Coach Mike Karluk, “ifplayers would learn to replace their div¬ots.”Weak-ankled Mike Rabieh feared thatdivine mischief would sprain his ankles onthe Carthaginian ruins. And true to form,he twisted his right one while warming upfor the 5000m. But the damage was slight,and the senior held together for a solid15:58, which, given the conditions, broughtdelight to his gentle eyes. He took sixth inhis race to score 1 of Chicago’s 11 points.The Maroons finished seventh in themelee, well behind victorious UW- Parkside’s 101 points. The Parkside ons¬laught was too much for the valiant butout-manned Maroons, who had to acceptthe peace which the overwhelming con¬querors imposed on them, the peace whichfollows upon annihilation.High-stepping Guy Yasko seized 2 pointsby placing fifth in the 400m intermediatehurdles. His winged feet soared over thebarriers that Fate had placed in his way,clipping nary a one. The graceful senior,Hermes’ favorite, flew around the track in59.7 seconds.Hard-driving Gary Levenson snatchedanother point from the opposition by takingsixth in the 1500m. Just when the gods hadseemed to decree seventh place to him, thefiery senior charged in the final standingspast an enemy, whose faster time officialsstruck down in a mysterious disqualifica¬tion. “It took all my efforts to vault himover,” said Levenson. “I refused to let himbeat me.” Levenson ran 4:15 for the race.He led the youthful Armand Musey and thecool-headed Sean Love to respectable timesof 4:23.7 and 4:24, respectively.Later, hard-driving Levenson came backto push through a courageous 2:02.7 in the800m. Well-dressed Jon Cole also racedthrough a solid 800m, running 2:05.2.As usual, it was Mark Cawi, son ofCawi’s father, who scored most of Chic¬ago’s points. The burly sophomore shot-putter threw mightily into Athena’s wind,sending the Carthaginians scurrying forcover. He grabbed third place in the shot-put competition with a toss of 45’11”. BurlyCawi scored his seventh point by placingsixth in the discus competition with a throwof 116’6”. By Brian NichiporukStaff WriterOn Thursday, April 17 the University ofChicago Women’s softball team chalked uptheir third non-conference win of the sea¬son with a 9-7 win at home against WheatonCollege. The Maroons now hold a 7-8 over¬all record at midseason. Coach Vance’ssquad earned the victory with the samestrengths they have employed all seasonlong, namely excellent pitching, aggressivebase running, and solid defense.Chicago received another strong outingfrom starting pitcher Kathy McGarveyagainst Wheaton. McGarvey went the dis¬tance for the victory, hurling five scorelessinnings and striking out two Wheaton hit¬ters. The visitors scored first in Thursday’smatchup, bringing home three runs in thetop of the second inning against McGarvey.The Maroons, however, were able toquickly cut down the lead in their half ofthe second. First baseman Helen Gemmillled off with a single against Wheaton’spitcher, Benson. Then, Chicago’s thirdbaseman Chris Bork reached first on athrowing error, leaving runners on firstand second with no outs. One out later,designated hitter Stefanie Grossman sin¬gled to load the bases. An RBI single byright fielder Kathy Lively, who was 3-for-3on the day, made the score 3-1. The Mar¬oons then scored their second and last runof the inning on catcher Madelyn Detloff’ssacrifice hit.In the bottom of the third, Chicago tookthe lead from Wheaton. Center fielder Arzou Ahsan singled to open the inning,and then was moved to second by a HelenGemmill sacrifice. Bork then drove inAhsan with an RBI single. Maroon short¬stop Kathy Fitzpatrick followed with an¬other single which moved Bork to third.Bork was then able to score on a Wheatonthrowing error late in the play—givingChicago a 4-3 lead after three full inningsAfter Wheaton exploded for four runs inthe top of the fifth, Coach Vance’s squadfound itself down 7-4 going into the last halfof the sixth. It didn’t take long though forthe Maroons to stage a successful come¬back effort. The rally began with a Fitz¬patrick single, and then gained momentumwhen a Lively single and a Wheaton throw¬ing error placed Maroon runners on secondand third with one out. Detloff then cameup with a clutch 2 RBI single, and ad¬vanced to second on the play. Chicago’ssecond baseman Lynn Bircsak then sac¬rificed Detloff to third, McGarvey thensingled to tie the game 7-7. Ahsan followedwith another clean single. Ahsan andMcGarvey then teamed up to mount asuccessful double steal attempt that leftthem on second and third. Gemmill thenbroke the tie for the Maroons with a singleto center that drove in both baserunners,giving Chicago the 9-7 lead. McGarvey thensat down Wheaton in order in the top of theseventh to end the game.The softball team will resume play thisafternoon at 2 pm at home with a doub¬leheader against St. Norbert. 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Dearborn, Chicago, IL 60605 mCHINESEAMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A 8:30 P M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MlM-1042EUROPE ISA STEALTHIS SUMMERCALLUSNOW-0,1-MooUjSflvetfSITY TR/SSEUHyde part£.53^^- (ookis- *SUITE* 501 • CharTcr £hqF>fsmPaokaae deci(s• Barham mates• pree /n'CorKnal'ionFlash your LD.for up to 20% offon your fare.Just present this ad and show us your student I.D. when you buyyourself a Midway Airlines'* ticket to any one of our destinations-that includes Florida and the Virgin Islands—and well give you 10%off any round-trip purchaseShow us your first ticket’spassenger coupon andflash your I.D. for a secondtime and we’ll give you20% off another round-tripticket.*Travel must be com¬pleted by December 31,1986. That means you’ve gottime for a Spring break, anaway game, come home inthe Spring and go back inthe Fall, or whatever.When you need a break, Midwaygives you a break. Call Midway Airlinesat 1 -800-621 -5700, in Chicago (312)767-3400, or call your travel agent.‘Proof of first student reduced rate ticket and travelnecessary to receive 20% discount coupon available atall Midway ticket countersCurrent student I.D must be presented at time ofpurchase and travelTravel Agent This ad must be attached to auditor scoupon at time of ticketing itowTmMidway ^OUR SPIRIT WILL UFTYOU mTMidway Airlines serves Boston, Chicago. Cincinnati. Cleveland. Dallas/Ft Worth, Detroit, Ft. Lauderdale, Ft Myers IndianapolisKansas City, Miami, Minneapolis/St. Paul. New Orleans, New York (La Guardia), Orlando. Philadelphia, St Croix, VI St Thomas VITampa, Washington, D C (National), West Palm Beach and White Plainsc 1986 Midway Airlines Inc14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 22, 1986Classified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $3 per line. Ads are not accepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our office is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tues¬day & Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior topublication. Absolutely no exceptions will bemade! In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments wili be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any errors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water ineluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri.9-2on Sat.GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U repair).Also delinquent tax property. Call 805-687-6000Ext. GH-4534 for information.Two Bedroom Apartment Central AC parkingOne Block From Campus Available June 15.Couple Preferred. Call 241-7461.LIVE IN CHILDCARE: Opportunity forgraduate student couple with unemployedspouse. Room, board & util, (separate 3 rm 1bth apt), in exchange for childcare. 548-3536 evngs. or leave msg. Available late May or midJune.ONE BDR. in three bdr. available immediate¬ly 54th-Harper, prefer undergrad, carpeting,good location. $209/month. 363-6073.SUNNY-l-BEDROOM-apt., unfurnished, in¬modern,-secure, E-Hyde-Pk-condo-highrise.Air-cond., newly-decorated, l-or-2-yr-lease$525/mo. Call 288 6755.Small campus offices available at S250 andS300/mo. heated. Call Ms. or Mr. Altur C-21KRM 667-6666.Sublet U of C apt. on campus, family-sized, fur¬nished, avail. 6/8-8/10. 493-6220.Excellent 1 br condo for rent swimming poolsauna exercise room close to shopping & UCHospital $500/mon heat included Call Ed at 241 -6854 after 4pm or leave message.APARTMENTS AVAILABLE5220-28 WOODLAWN4 large rooms S475Completely refurbished with tiled baths andrefinished tubs. Apts have burglar alarms.Laundry facilities on site. Call Nancy or Stevefor your personal showing.Parker-Holsman Company493-2525.APARTMENTS AVAILABLE5464-76 HARPER $325-440Studio, 3V2 & 4 room apts. Partially or completely remodeled apts. Additional outletsrefinished tubs & floors. Completely painted insome cases. New kitchen sinks 8. cabinets.Laundry facilities on site. Only four left foryour personal showing. Call 493-2525 For Nancy or Steve. PARKER HOLSMAN COMPANY.Large studio on the lake. Wall-to-wallcarpeting. Pool-deli-restaurant sublet to takelease over $363.00 Avail 71 or 81 Call 363-0755.Super "F" townhouse in Ray school district.Three bedrooms plus a wonderful finishedbasement. Central air conditioning. Two parking spaces. Convenient laundry room. Ex¬cellent condition and congenial neighbors. 144055th steet. $115,000 URBAN SEARCH 337 2400Do you crave a big eat-in-kitchen that includesa laundry area? Do you fancy a large grassybackyard? This two bedroom condo on campusmay satisfy your needs. Very pleasant,unusual floor plan. 1410 E. 56th Street. Lowassessments. 564,000. URBAN SEARCH 3372400. CLASSIFIEDSSPACE WANTEDResponsible female grad student needs turn,apt to sublet for May and June call 241-6782.PEOPLE WANTEDBookkeeper/Receptionist medical eye centerat Woodlawn Hospital. Part-time acceptable.325-5200.GOVERNMENT JOBS $16,040-$59,230/yr. NowHiring. Call 805-687-6000 Ext. R 4534 for currentfederal list.Woman tennis partner wanted for mixeddoubles and for singles. Low-key, friendly peopie. Beginner or non-beginner OK. Sid, 3634506.Live-in student to help w/childcare. UC familyat 56th & Kenwood. 752-7147 evenings 6-10.LIVE IN CHILDCARE: Opportunity forgraduate student couple with unemployedspouse. Room, board & util, (separate 3 rm 1bth apt), in exchange for childcare. 548-3536 evngs. or lease msg. Available late May or MidJune.Grad student/spouse 4:00-6:30 Mon.-Fri. tosupervise 14, 11, 6 yr olds. 955-3033 eve.Therapy Assts. wanted to work July-midAugust. Apply in person at Chgo Clinic forChild Development, 1525 E. 53rd Suite 1003.Marvin Zonis wishes to hire researchassistants now - especially graduate studentwith quantitative skills and undergraduatewith office skills. Work study preferred.Native Spanish speakers for lang exper $5 V2hr. Suzanne 962 8529.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. F'hone955 4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE U-WAITModel Camera & Video 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.Enrollment is now open for A Summer In¬stitute in Listening & Communication Skills. Atthe Chicago Counseling & PsychotherapyCenter. The six sessions will begin Wed., July23 at 7:30 pm, and will include seminars, peerlistening and individual consultation. Registerearly by calling the Center at 684-1800.Typing Typing Typing Dissertations,resumes etc. Grammar correct. Call Elaine667-8657.THE BETTER IMAGE professional portraitand wedding photography call 543-6262.THE BETTER IMAGE, economical customtraming available, fast service 1344 E. 55th St.643 6262.EXPERT EDITING, writing and research byBob Holden, 285-5078.Hyde Park Movers Serving the Hyde ParkKenwood surrounding chgo area with prideHousehold moving free packing cts del n/cfrom 12/hr many other services 493-9122.Qulty childcare, my home by UofC, hosp. Refs,ed bgrd., exp. from 8/15. Dalia 493-6220.TRISH indexes and abstracts: papers, reports,journals, books. 955-9166FOR SALENBI System 3000. Standalone word processorW/2DS/DD disk drives and 2 terminals, 2keyboards. In excellent condition. Call 7532323.2 BEDROOM COOP FOR SALE3 blocks trom campus, formal dining & livingrooms, modern kitchen, bath. Hardwoodfloors, fenced yard, rear deck. Kids & petswelcome. Ideal first home. $4000 + tax deductions for 1985. Terrific buy at $8500 -+-$549/month. Call 752-0487.CALL (312) 855-1088 Double bed, in great shape and only six monthsold. Includes frame, box springs, and mat¬tress. $250. Call Carol 955-6538.Reconditioned Olivetti 1710 copier, $500.University Church, call Karen, 363-8142.WANTEDUsed 5 speed women's bicycle. Call eves. 6431568.SCENESGET HORIZONTAL - Play Ultimate Frisbeewith the UC Ultimate Club. Tues, Thur 4:00;Sat, Sun 12:00 on the Midway next to the LabSchool.LES MAITRES FOUS - a film by JEANROUGH on the ceremony of the Hauka, areligious sect in W. Africa of the 1920s to 50s.Sponsored by the Ethnographic Film Group,Tues April 22 at 7pm, Ida Noyes East Lounge.FEMINIST RADIOWomen's Voices An exciting program ofwomen's music and discussion of women'sissues. Mondays from 5-6pm, on WHPK,88.5FM. ^THE MEDICI DELIVERS!Daily from 4pm. Call 667 7394.$$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 between 8 30 and noon to register.PROFESSIONALSERVICESThe Chicago Counseling & PsychotherapyCenter founded 15 years ago on a firm belief inthe worth and dignity of each person, offersempathic effective counseling &psychotherapy to individuals, couples andfamilies. Loop and Hyde Park offices. Feesflexible. Insurance accepted. Call 684-1800 for abrochure and/or an appointment.APARTMENT WANTEDOne bedroom or studio wanted near campus.Must allow dog and have fenced-in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684-6788 or 962-9555.PIANO LESSONSSPRING PIANO LESSONS with EdwardMondello Teacher of piano music dept. 1960-1980. Tel. 752-4485.EDWARDO'S FOR LUNCH10 min service in dining rm from quick-lunchmenu or it's free! Also fast coureous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E. 57th, Ph 241-7960.NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door for only 35c per daythroughout Hyde Park. Call 643 9624 today!FEELING DOWN &DEPRESSEDIf so, you may qualify to participate in a studyto evaluate drug preference. Earn $150 foryour participation in this 4 week study. In¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs. If youare between 21 & 35 years old and in goodhealth, call Karen at 962-3560 for further information. Refer to study DPOETRY READ NGThe Morton Dauben Zabel Fund 0: !he Department of English presents a poetry reading byAlane Rollings, author of Transparent Landscapes. Wednesday, April 23, 4-30pm in Harper103. A reception will follow.MACINTOSH UPGRADES512K $249. 120 day warranty housecalls.CYBERSYSTEMS667 4000.Studios, 1,2, & 3 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake Viev/sGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335% Student Discounts9:0<» A M.-4:30 P.M.Monda> thru Krida>9.00 X.M.-2 P.MSaturday LASER PRINTINGWord processing and laserwriter printingLaser quality printing of resumes, papers,dissertations, and Macintosh files. Call Top ofthe Desk, Inc. at 947-0585 evenings andweekends for rates and quotes.*VOTE*In student government elections: Tuesday andWednesday, April 29 & 30 Cal! 962-9732 fordetails.BR1TANNICASPerfect condition 1985: includes propaedia,micropaedias, macropaedias, and 2-volume in¬dex. Retailed for $1500, yours for $1000 or makeoffer. 667-6939 after 5:00.CAT NEEDS HOMELovely orange/white small neutered femaleneeds home by 4/26! Playful, affectionate,smart: catches bugs, likes semi-moist foodComes with cat-carrier & toys; has shots.Please keep trying: daytime 962-7649; eves &weekends: 962-7649or 548-1775.APPLE PRODUCTSMacPIus - $1,500, 800K External Disk Drive$360; 800K Internal Disk Drive Upgrade $250;call Micro Distribution Center at 962-6086 formore details.MICROSOFT FOR MACBasic - $85; Word - $60; File - $110; Chart - $72;Excel - $218 call Micro Distribution Center a+962 6086 for more details.APPLE PRODUCTSMacPIus - SI 580.00 800K External Disk Drive$360 ; 800K Internal Disk Drive Upgrade - S250-cal! Micro Distribution Center at 962-6086 formore details.HOTLINE LISTENSTrained volunteers are waiting for your call in¬formation, referrals, Listening and Crisis In¬tervention, 7pm to 7am, seven days a week.753-1777.COMING OUT GROUPGay? Lesbian? Unsure? This is an opportunityto discuss your concerns and feelings in anopen, warm atmosphere Tues 8pm 5615 S.Woodlawn.ELECTRONICTECHNICIANThe Gratuate School of Business has an opening in its Computing Services department.Duties will include installation andmaintenance of personal computers, unloadingequipment, and miscellaneous tasks as required by the situation. A high school degreewith 1-2 years' practical electronics experience is preferred. Must be able to com¬municate effectively with faculty, staff, andstudents. It interested, call 962-7411 or write to .G.S.B Computing Services1101 E 58th StreetChicago, IL 60637BRAINS NEEDEDWe study the left & right hemispheres of righthanders. Lot ' at pictures & earn s5/hr. Call962-7591 or sig up at Green 412.RESEARCHTECHNOLOGISTWANTEDMoving established laboratory to U of C Dept.MGCB Seek experienced researchtechnologist. Excellent opportunity to workwith relative independence in exciting area ofMolecular Biology and Immunology. Dr. Ursala Storb Dept of Microbiology, U of Wash.Seattle 98195. 206 543-1428,5824 local contact962-1351, Sharon Cohen.APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55*h $*Specious, newly-decoratedlarge studios, onebedrooms, three bedroomsin quiet, well-maintainedbuildings close to campus.Immediate OccupancyBU8-5566 jThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday April 22 1<WA-1$Diskettes CalculatorsSony 3Vi SS/1.89 EA. Sharp EL-509Free disk case with box of 10 purchase reg. 14.95 now 10.55(on only) Sharp EL-506Sony 5'/4 DSDD 1.79 ea. reg. 19.95Sharp 512 now 14.95reg. 34.95 now 25.95Olympia & Panasonic n SS-IIIword processing systems start at $2,495.00 reg 45.00 now 34.95 Through April 30 —10% off the retail price of alltypewritersComplete line of Smith Corona typewriters,Olympia typewriters, IBM typewriters,Panasonic typewriters & word processors—and Coming soon, Epsoncomputers and printers!Hr1970 East 58th Street * Chicago, Illinois 60637 • (312)962-8729PLEASE NOTE: There was an error in the 4/18 ad. Sony SS disketts are 1.89 EA.