INSIDE: Women'sThe South rises againb-ball (jt) ®Alcohol abuse meeting finalpage fivestandingspage three page 10The Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 37 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, March 4, 1986Hart addresses US defense spending increaseGary Hart Erik LeiberSG proposes CrerarcoffeeshopBy Christina VoulgarelisStaff WriterGary Hart, US Senator fromColorado, spoke to a full house atMandel Hall on Friday, February28 about defense spending and theneed for military reforms.Hart, who is considered a likelycandidate for the 1988 Democrat¬ic presidential nomination, wasthe second Marjorie Kovler visit¬ing Fellow for the 1985-86 aca¬demic year.Hart addressed President Rea¬gan’s recent proposal to increasedefense spending 11% for fiscal1987, saying that what is neededfor a better defense isn’t moremoney, but greater efficiency.“The point I want to make isn’twhether defense spending shouldgo up or go down by a certain per¬centage. I want to examine whatreally determines effectivenessin our military—in particular,our conventional forces. And I’llargue that the real issue in the de-Gay rightsBy Karen E. AndersonDevelopment Editor“You live in a different world(from 1969) — it’s not possible tonot know the word gay; after all,there’s the Phil Donahue show!”quipped Thomas Stoddard lastWednesday in a lecture on gayrights and the law.Stoddard, who is the ExecutiveDirector of Lambda Legal De¬fense Fund, an organizationwhich uses legal means tocounter discrimination againstgay men and lesbians, spoke atthe Law School last Wednesdayevening. His speech entitled“Rights for Gay Americans: HowFar, How Fast?” briefly tracedthe history of legal attitudestoward homosexuality. The talkcovered the time period from thenot-so-distant past when homo¬sexuality was punishable by thedeath penalty to the present AIDScontroversy.Stoddard stated that legislationconcerning homosexual acts wasextremely negative prior to 1969because it was based on Old En-lish law, which proscribed thedeath penalty for anyone convict¬ed of performing oral inter¬course. This penalty was en¬forced until the 1860’s in the US.After that date, homosexual actsBy Anton VogelsangContributing WriterArgonne National Laboratoryof DuPage County has been giventhe start-up funds from the feder¬al government for the construc¬tion of the world’s brightest arti¬ficial light source.Argonne Lab is owned by theDepartment of Energy and isoperated by the University of Chi¬cago.The light source, called a highenergy synchrotron, will costabout $300 million. Approximate¬ly 300 visting researchers will usethe facility at a time. Another 300permenant high-tech employeeswill be hired to operate it. The an¬nual operating budget is estimat¬ed to be in the vicinity of $30 mil¬lion. Construction of the faculty isexpected to start in 1988 It shouldbecome operational in 1991. fense debate should be neither‘more’, nor ‘less’, but ‘better’.”The Senator gave a few examp¬les of what he considered US de¬fense weaknesses that justifymilitary reform.He said the Navy should bemore concerned with buildingsubmarines, in which “the SovietUnion outnumbers us 3 to 1,”rather than giant aircraft carri¬ers, which he called “costly float¬ing targets.”According to Hart, the militaryhas become too bureaucratic,and therefore inefficient. He ad¬vocated improving the educationof military officers.“These changes have little ornothing to do with money. Yetwith reforms like these*Americacan win. We can make our con¬ventional forces smarter, swifterand stronger. We can transformour officers from bureaucratsinto warriors— and therefore,into genuine peacekeepers. Wewere punishable by 5-60 years im¬prisonment and were referred toas “a crime against nature” bysome states’ laws.Citing the McCarthy purgesduring the 50’s as a low point forhomosexuals, Stoddard com¬mented, “The New York Timesran a headline in April of 1950which read, ‘Sexual perverts asdangerous as actual commu¬nists’...The government’s cam¬paign ruined thousands of ca¬reers. It also ruined lives. I knowthat it led to some suicides.”Stoddard believes that 1969 wasthe year in which the legal sys¬tem recognized gays. He added,“ ’69 was the year of change. Whythings became so different is amatter for historians, but therewas a legal response to socialchange.”Stoddard said that the largestamount of progress has beenmade in states’ laws. Half the USstates have decriminalized con-sentual sodomy. Stoddard alsosaid that government jobs areslowly opening up to gays. “I’mconvinced that the military willopen up — it just has to deal withrace and sex discrimination,” heremarked.He went on to say that laws pro¬hibiting discrimination againstThe light is produced by acce¬lerating beams of positivelycharged electrons, called posi¬trons, in a circular building. In¬stead of smashing the positronsinto each other, the 6 billion voltlight is released by the positronsas they change direction. The Du¬Page facility will differ fromother synchrotrons because itwill contain 28 stations called“wigglers and undulaters.” Thestations force the positrons towiggle. This motion greatly in¬creases the quantity of light thatis emitted and thus the efficiencyof the synchrotron.The facillity will consist of tworings. The inner one will be 300 ft.in diameter, while the outer one’sdiameter will be 800 ft. Thesmaller ring will be used to accel¬erate the positrons and the largerone will be used to store and dispense the light. can build weapons that protectour soliders, not ones that protectentrenched interests in the Pen¬tagon. We can rely for our securi¬ty on our conventional deterrent,and not a mindless arms race. Wecan make America’s defenses notjust the most expensive, but thebest.”After the talk, Hart respondedto questions concerning the com¬parative strength of the Sovietmilitary, national service, gov¬ernment secrecy, the NATO alli¬ance, and the President’s Strate¬gic Defense Initiative (SDI).The Marjorie Kovler Fellow¬ship Program presents promi¬nent individuals in public affairs,business, science and the arts.Previous Fellows include Su¬preme Court Justice John PaulStevens, Former US Senator J.William Fulbright, New YorkCity Opera Director BeverlySills, and in November, broad¬casting entrepreneur Ted Turner.By Matt NickersonStaff WriterStudent Government (SG) isproposing to open a coffee shopfor Crerar library which wouldoperate by the end of springquarter.Alison Inafuku. chairman ofthe University Studies Commit¬tee of SG, is leading the effort toestablish a better place in Crerarfor students to take a break. Theexisting “Canteen” has onlyvending machines, which LindaSchwartz, a third-year businessschool student, describes as“completely inadequate.” Inafu¬ku says the goal of the coffee shopis “to satisfy basic needs:hunger, thirst and the over¬whelming craving for caffeine.”A full-scale coffee shop was notplanned when Crerar was built.Pat Swanson, assistant directorfor Science Libraries, says that adefinite demand had not been es¬tablished, although the Canteendid acknowledge some kind ofneed. She said, “It would be irre¬sponsible to give too much spaceto a coffee shop while sacrificingbook or study space.”SG had been thinking of estab¬lishing a coffee shop ever sinceCrerar opened last year. In thefall quarter of this year. Inafuku,after holding a public meetingand talking to students, decidedto start working on a proposal:“there was never ever a negativeresponse (to the coffee shopidea.).”Coincidentally, the same dayInafuku had her first meetingwith Swanson to discuss the shop,a student representing graduatestudents in the BiologicalSciences met with Swanson alsoto express interest in improvingthe Canteen. Both interestedgroups began to work togetherwith Swanson to develop plans fora coffee shop.The current plan proposes a shop which will be modelled afterEx Libris, the Regenstein librarycoffee shop run by SG. TheCrerar shop will be supervised bythe same governing board as ExLibris, and. like Ex Libris. profitswill go to SG. The shop will offerthe most popular of the items ExLibris offers: coffee, bagels, yo¬gurt, etc. Open hours will be dur¬ing peak times on weekdaynights, Saturday afternoon, andSunday evening and night.The cost of physical modifica¬tions, equipment, initial supplies,and other start-up costs will totalabout $5500 to $6000. The Univer¬sity Studies Committee has beengranted $300 from the CollegeStudent Assembly and hopes toobtain grants from the fundingcommitties of the PhysicalSciences and Biological SciencesDivisions. The remaining moneyneeded will be supplied by a loanfrom SG.Swanson, who is drafting theproposal with Inafuku. said thather main concern was preventingthe shop from being a “hassle.”She emphasized the necessity formonitoring, security, and propermaintenance. She also expressedconcern, which she said sheshared with some facultymembers, that “nothing ruins thequiet study atmosphere of the li¬brary.” She maintained that shehas “a lot of confidence in Ali¬son’s proposal It looks very sens¬ible and very manageable.”The SG proposal will be pre¬sented in the next few weeks bySwanson to the Library’ Board,the faculty committees for theBio Sci and Phy Sci Divisions,and Martin Runkle, the Directorof University Libraries. All mustapprove the plan before workbegins on the Canteen. Inafuku isaiming for the shop to start busi¬ness by the second half of nextquarter. “The big thing is to beopen for finals,” she says.Argonne builds world's brightest lightunder US law examinedhomosexuals in private employ¬ment and choice of housing arealso becoming more common.Stoddard feels that US law mustbegin to recognize “nontradition-al families” and their right torent housing.Referring to AIDS as “thespecter that haunts many of us,”Stoddard said that the diseasehas had a four-fold effect. “Itbrought the notion of pain andsuffering to people who wereyoung... But it also helped to ma¬ture and fortify the (gay) com¬munity that was just forming.”According to Stoddard, its ef¬fects outside the community havebeen positive and negative. “Forthe bigoted, AIDS has reinforced,strengthened prejudices. It hasalso brought the issues, concerns,and lives of gay men and womento the forefront (of the news).”In response to a question fromthe audience, Stoddard said thathe did not mention lesbians’rights more in his talk becausemost states’ laws do not refer tosexual acts between females. Healso remarked that the currentlegal stance on the origin of ho¬mosexuality in an individual isthat it is either genetic or deter¬mined at a very early age. Thiscontinued on page threeThe synchroron will be used inindustrial research to examinemetallic alloys. With current ar¬tificial light sources only failuresin the alloys can be detected.With the new' light, the atomicstructure of the alloys can be ex¬amined and the cause of the fail¬ure determined. The medicalcommunity will also benefit be¬cause the synchrotron releaseshigh levels of X-rays as well asregular light. X-rays of the bodycan be taken with much higherresolution and with less exposureto radiation compared with cur¬rent techniques.Argonne National Laboratoryhas cooperated with StanfordUniversity in California andBrookhaven National Labatory inNew York in the design of thesynchrotron. However, only Argonne was awarded the facility.4ttO O Contemporary Chamber Playersof the University of Chicagoil<i:o *P:iYOUNG COMPOSERSCONCERT*m ColemanElliott* LidermanTrachtenbergJamie Louise Baer, SopranoBarbara Haffner, CelloBarbara Schubert, Conductor 'y ^9Hush«J,wt»Md«nng»**r 31 y-im - Friday, March 7, ~~ni£ 19868:00 P.M.Mandel Hall,i .‘t-- '»l£t y :=—V¥3=On- AQ^i- JAN EDKEDT 0 DANCEQ6will premiere the newly choreographedTeleosINTERNATIONAL HOUSEASSEMBLY HALL1414 E. 59th St.753-2274l-HOUSE RESIDENTS: $2STUDENTS: *4GENERAL: $6 " poetic dances of compelling beauty—Carole Byrd .THE GREY CITY JOURNALPremiers by company members JEN-JEN LINand CECILY SOMMERSAlso featuring dance pieces fromTHE DANCINGWULI MASTERSMARCH 8, 8:00 P.M.Jane Henry C.MORTON- MURPHY=AWARD =For Contributions to Extracurricular ActivitiesTo be eligiblea student must have workedin s leadership capacitymaking a significant contributionto extra-curricular Ufaat the university in the quarterfor which the award is given .Nominations may be made byfaculty, staff or students.Students may alsonominate themselves.Applications for Winter Quarter now availablerm. 210 Ida Noyes 962-9554Deadline: March 21 st. nosic-nosic- musicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, March 6 ■ Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSolo Vocal Music performed by members of theUniversity Choral Groups: Anne Corning, AmiHumphries, Victoria Jensen, Michael Monahan,Liam Routt, and Max Ziff.Nicholas Palmer, pianist.Admission is free. ♦Friday, March 7 ■ The University of Chicago Contemporary ChamberPlayers Young Composers Concert8:00 p.m., Mandel HallWorks by Christopher Coleman, Jonathan Elliott, JorgeLiderman, and Lazar Trachtenberg.Barbara Schubert, guest conductor; Jamie LouiseBaer, soprano; Barbara Haffner, cello.Suggested Donation: $5.00Sunday, March 9 * University Symphony Orchestra8:00 p.m., Maadel HallBarbara Schubert, conductor.William Schuman; New England Triptych; Henry Cowell:Hymn and Fuguing Tune No. 2; Carl Ruggles: Organum;and Antonin Dvorak: Symphony No. 7 in D Minor.Donations Requested: $1 Students: $3 Other.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, March 13 • Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMark Huppert, clarinet; and Dan McDonald, viola.Mozart: Trio, K.498; and Schumann: Fairytales, Op. 132.Admission is free.0DC innrsaay, narco id uilbert&sallivaaOpera Coapaay •• Saaday, March 16 PIRATES OF PENZANCEAll performances in Maadel Hall.Thursday at 7:30 p.m.; Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.;and Saaday at 2:00 p.m.Tickets: $9/Sunday matinee: *6. Available at theDepartment of Music Concert Office. 962-8068; and atReynolds Club Box Office after March 2nd, 962-7300.(All proceeds benefit the Department of Music w3CLJ ^ W proceeas oenetit the Department of Music ffperformance organizations.) ^ IIPMOSic-nusic-ncifiirMJi2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 4, 1986Group speaks on alcohol abuse inSteven MeralevitzStaff WriterConcerned members of the U of C commu¬nity spoke to twenty-five people at an openpresentation and discussion on alcohol andalcohol abuse on February 26 at Ida NoyesLibrary.Seeking to educate primarily undergradu¬ates on alcohol and alcohol abuse, the meet¬ing’s organizers presented three groups ofpeople affected by alcohol abuse. Adult chil¬dren of alcoholics spoke first. One such per¬son drew his family tree on a blackboardand showed how the trait of alcoholism wasgenetically determined. The trait ran fromhis father to his brothers and nephews, re¬sulting in several deaths.Pointing to a younger brother on the fami¬ly tree who had died earlier of alcoholismand alluding to his family’s history of alco¬holism, the speaker lamented, “Poor Joeynever had a chance.”The second group affected by alcoholismto speak was the enablers. Though rarely al¬coholic themselves, the enablers perpetuatethe alcoholic’s disease by rationalizing hisWHPK electsBy Richard A. SengerStaff WriterWHPK staff members elected Brett Bob-ley the new station manager last Monday ef¬fective spring quarter this year. Bobley, asophomore in the College, says he plans totry to publicize WHPK widely.“Right now there’s very little I would doto change the content or format of the sta¬tion. I think we have a great radio stationand all I want to do is give the communitymore exposure to WHPK. We have alot ofvery talented people working here,” he said,“and I think we can become a very popular,unified alternative radio station. In regardto specific projects, Bobley said, “Amongother things, we will be putting up postersaround campus and Hyde Park, and wehope to start running a “WHPK page” writ¬ten by our DJ’s and staff once a week or soin the Grey City Journal with news and pre¬views of upcoming station events andshows.”Another current proposal for WHPK is topurchase a new Shortwave TransmitterLink system to replace the present phone¬line feed method, which could apparentlyreduce existing costs as much as $1,6000 doi- drinking, giving the alcoholic more alcoholin hopes of supporting him or hiding fromthe disease altogether. One enabler enrolledherself here at the U of C as a graduate stu¬dent and used her studies as an escape fromher husband’s alcoholism. “I would drop offmy kids at nursery school and bury myselfin Regenstein, trying to escape. But after Ihad finished my MA and graduated, I foundmyself at home with my out-of-work hus¬band, my kids, and no money, and I couldn’tescape anymore.Several alcoholics spoke next, includingtwo MD’s and a graduate student. One MDdescribed his low point as the day that hiscolleagues in his thriving practice expelledhim from the practice. The graduate stu¬dent (who had attended Ivy League schoolsthroughout his collegiate career) stated thathis alcoholism had led to arrests, beatings,and his expulsion from graduate school.“While drunk, I didn’t know how obnoxious Iwas and was mugged and beaten severaltimes, once having to go to the emergencyroom for twelve stitches.”He continued, “I took my PhD qualifyingexams drunk. They lasted for 2 days, butnew managerlars a year and improve transmission aswell.“This STL system could be a great movefor WHPK, and we will be looking into thefeasibility of it carefully. If STL can bedone, we will be able to put a lot of moneyinto new equipment and records which pre¬sently go to operating expenses, whichwould be very nice.”One of the first major projects Bobley willundertake as new station manager is thesecond annual WHPK radiothon celebratingthe station’s upgrade to 100 watts last May.Featuring 88V2 hours of special programmi¬ng and celebration, the Radiothon will raisemoney to help defray the expenses of the 100watt upgrade and will be organized by Bob-ley and program director Jeff Brill.“Our station is expanding, and anyonewho is interested in radio should definitelygive us a call as there are plenty of ways forpeople to get involved,” encouraged Bill.Broadcasting to a potential listening audi¬ence of nearly one million people, WHPKoperates at 88.5 MHz and can be heard 24hours a day seven days a week. Anyone in¬terested in getting involved with the stationshould call 962-8424 for more information. being drunk made me arrogant, and I felt Icould pass the exams drunk. I failed themthough, and was kicked out of graduateschool. A promising academic career,ended, I thought.” The student is now a re¬covered alcoholic and has resumed gradu¬ate work at another university.Mrs. Marilyn Coopersmith explained herreasons for organizing the meeting. “Weknow there is a problem with alcohol abuseon this campus. I have taken students to theUC Berkeley political scientist Aaron Wil-davsky addressed the themes of matura¬tion, methods, and development of the pietyof biblical leaders in a lecture entitled“Leadership in the Torah.”The February 20 lecture was part of aseries sponsored by the Fundamentals,Issues and Texts programs.Noting that “Moses was not born withleadership but was taught it through experi¬ence,” Wildavsky spoke of Moses’s evolu¬tion from a passive to an assertive leader.Wilkavsky initially criticized Moses for notorganizing the Jews against the Pharoah.However, Wildavsky commended his matu¬ration. Moses refused to separate himselffrom his people in the desert. “This is whata leader is supposed to do,” Wildavskyadded.Wildavsky then spoke of the methodswhich Moses used to maintain order. Whenhe arrived in the desert, Moses immediatelyinstituted a hierarchy among the people toavoid an “egalitarian regime.” In the lattersystem no rules were valid because eachman was capable of self-determination.However, this regime would lead to a lack ofunity. Recognizing a need for unity, Mosesappointed captains and other officers to as¬sure solidarity upon reaching Israel.Wildavsky stated that Joseph invoked di¬vine will in order to vindicate many of hisactions. As a ruler facing his brothers whohad earlier sold him into slavery, Josephsaid, “Thou hath meant evil for me but theCreator meant it as good,” justifying his po¬sition as ruler.Describing the development of piety inbiblical leaders. Wildavsky spoke of the in¬cident which barred Moses’ entry intoIsrael. Disobeying a divine order, Moses1st meetinghospital (due to alcohol overdose). Omerstudents have come to me, through thegrapevine, I guess, and cried for an hour be¬fore being able to talk about (their alcoholabuse). We have to let people know thatthere are support groups for alcohol abusein Hyde Park. The biggest problem we haveis that we still have not addressed the prob¬lem of alcohol abuse on this campus.”Anyone who would like more informationcan reach Mrs. Coppersmith at 962-7709.struck a rock to have water come forth inorder to show his authority. This was amajor transgression. Moses could not haveauthority over nature because nature is theCreator’s domain and to impose upon it isidolatry. The Creator did not punish Mosesin front of his people, noted Wildavsky, be¬cause he realized the people’s need for lead¬ership. He instead punished Moses in pri¬vate. Moses then realized the sin he hadcommitted, the sin of trying to be like theCreator.Wildavsky stated that “the beginning ofwisdom on the political message of the Biblebegins when we recognize that Moses is ahuman (and therefore),...flawed leader.”Wildavsky felt that Moses took on too muchresponsibility for his people. He alluded toMoses’ words “Let my people go”-and con¬cluded, “Moses, let your people go. Youcan’t move everything for them.”Gay rightscontinued from page oneimplies that gays cannot be accused of “re¬cruiting” young people to their communi¬ty.Stoddard’s lecture was sponsored by theGay and Lesbian Law Students’ Associationat the U of C. The Association was founded,according to its co-chairperson Eric Web¬ber, to “improve the lot of gay and lesbianstudents in this community.” Tom Jacobs,the other chairperson of the organization,commented that he was “particularly sur¬prised by how many people (students andfaculty) were unaware of the extent towhich homosexuals are denied basic civilrights and subject to harassment by law en¬forcement officials.”Biblical leadership addressedSteven MeralevitzStaff Writer53RD KIMBARK PLAZA • 363-2x75( meatsU.S. Govt. InspectedSmoked HamShank Portion 89,£U.S.D.A. 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JStellaScamorza orMozzarellaCheeseParkayMargarineLa YogurtHalf & Half $02916 oz.59?779.!39!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 4, 1986—3The Chi MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of Chicago-I FTTFRCLL I I Ll\ JAre doctoral exams necessary?To the Editor:I urge the faculty at the University of Chi¬cago to abandon the general field or “com¬prehensive” exam in all doctoral programs.These exams are at best an inefficientmeans for ensuring that stiAlents acquire abroad base of knowledge in their fields, andat worst a traumatizing ordeal which candestroy professional confidence and ca¬reers. For convenience, this discussion willbe confined to the oral exam. However,most of the arguments below apply withequal force to written exams.Those who believe in the exam typicallyadvance one or more of the following argu¬ments in their favor: (a) they test thebreadth and adequacy of students’ knowl¬edge, (b) they provide students with the pro¬fessionally relevant experience of surveyingtheir discipline, and (c) they teach studentsto think quickly on their feet. These argu¬ments should not be thought of as a defenseof the oral exam in particular, but rather asa partial set of objectives for graduate edu¬cation. Hence the issue is not whether theoral exam is defensible in principle, butwhether it is the BEST vehicle for achievingdesired ends.Soon after entering his graduate program,the student acquires his first bit of informa¬tion about the exam. It is typically a horrorstory about some promising, young studentwho, despite having studied for months onend, was brutally tortured during his exam,failed, and dismissed from the program(this despite having a 3.7 GPA). Shortlythereafter, the student hears that ProfessorSmith only passes students who expressoriginal viewpoints, while Professor Jonesonly passes those whose views coincide withhis own. That night, the student experiencesthe first of numerous exam-related anxietyattacksThe pressures and costs involved in pre¬paring for the exam cannot be cavalierlydismissed by its defenders as part of “a use¬ful and necessary learning process.” There is nothing useful or necessary about aprocess which degrades, stifles, and trau¬matizes bright, hard-working people. More¬over, there is not a single objective servedby the exam which could not be betterserved by an alternate procedure. I proposetwo alternatives.First, the faculty could draw up a set ofcore courses and distribution requirementsfor their graduate students and insist ongrades of, say, B or better in each course be¬fore giving the student credit towards therequirement. Depending on the amount andtype of material the faculty deem essentialto the intellectual arsenal of a buddingscholar, these requirements may be more orless extensive. This system would not onlyrelieve much of the counterproductive pres¬sure associated with a one-shot exam, but itwould also ensure that the students receiveguidance when studying important materi¬el!. Since doctoral students at this Universityare required to take a minimum of 18 to 27courses, plenty of time would remain fortaking more specialized classes and per¬forming independent research.A second approach—or one which may beused to supplement the first—involves hav¬ing students work on a set of general fieldrequirements which relevant facultymembers. The student could be held respon¬sible for arranging meetings with individualfaculty members to construct reading listsand to discuss the major issues in each sub¬field. When the faculty member feels thatthe student has mastered a sufficientamount of the material, he signs a form tothis effect. Students must have faculty sig¬natures for each subfield before graduat¬ing.The University of Chicago strives to main¬tain its image as a leader among researchinstitutions. Perhaps it is time that we leadthe way in graduate education as well andabolish these archaic exams. Superior alter¬natives exist—let’s take advantage ofthem.Jay KoehlerU of C shouldn't let CIA recruitTo the Editor:It is utterly ridiculous that the LawSchool, and by extension the University,should treat one type of discrimination dif¬ferently than another. I refer of course tothe recent protest about the Army and theCIA being allowed to recruit on campus de¬spite their explicit policy of discriminationon the basis of sexual orientation.Douglas Baird claims justification for thisbias on the basis of “substantive law” allow¬ing the ClA to discriminate. But just be¬cause it’s legal doesn’t make it right. Dis¬ crimination against blacks used to be legaltoo. The argument might be made that it’snot up to the University to take a moral posi¬tion, particularly against the U.S. govern¬ment, but I note the precedent: the Univer¬sity does not condone classified research(e.g., Star Wars), even though classified re¬search is most certainly allowed by “sub¬stantive law.”If we’re going to talk such a good game,let’s live up to it. The CIA can recruit else¬where.Pamela HodgsonThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-in-ChiefLarry KavanaghEditor-ElectHilary TillSenior Sews EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews Editor Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography EditorErik LieberPhotography Editor Susie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar EditorJon NussbaumCollege News EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal Editor Gideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorPaul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Ken Armstrong, Ingrid Gould, Mike Hagan, Geoff Sherry, FrankSinger.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard, Julie Burros,Mary Beth Brady, Dennis Chansky, Odilon Couzin,Tom Cox, Elizabeth deGrazia,Mona ElNaggar, Kathy Evans, Mike Fell, Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Flevares, BenForest, Andy Forsaith, Katie Fox, David Gardiner, Beth Green, Mike Green, PaulGreenberg, Michael Gorman, Kelly Hayford, Jon Herskovitz, Chris Hill, Craig Jo¬seph, Ann Keen, Sanjay Khare, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz, Lara Langner, Nick Lanyi,Marcia Lehmberg, Meg Liebezeit, David McNulty, Steve Mieralevitz, Frank Mi¬chaels, Sam D. Miller, Michael Monahan, Melissa Moore, Karin Nelson, Matt Nicker¬son, Jean Osnos, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott,Matt Schaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Paul Song, Sonja Spear, Joel Stitzel,Frances Turner, Howard Ullmann, Christina Voulgarelis, Christine Wright.Contributors: Ted Frank, Greg Mantell, Adena Schultzberg, Anton Vogelsang. Hart: the macho Democratthere ARE THREE Reasons HW VIE SHOULDRECORDER our Support of Marcos—one-ouR COMMITMENT To DEMOCRACY...TWO-THE CoHSi&ERATioN of yIHAT ISBEST FOR THE PEOPLE °F THE PHILIPPINES...Ken ArmstrongAssociate EditorGary Hart is as smooth as a rifle barrelgreased with melted butter. And that is ex¬actly the problem.When Hart came to campus last week, hespoke and then answered questions -forabout an hour and 15 minutes. The subjectwas defense. Just defense. Guns. The but¬ter, once the chief ingredient of liberal Dem¬ocratic platforms, seemed to have meltedamidst the blaze of Hart’s hollow-point bul¬lets.When the smoke had cleared, therefore,Hart and his cowboy boots (but dark suitand the ever-present red tie — protocol,after-all, will only accept so much disobedi¬ence) had told us we needed more subs, notships, “warriors, not bureaucrats,” andthat our defense should resemble Gene Tun-ney, not Jack Dempsey.The speech was solid. (I think I evenagreed with most of it.) The delivery wassmooth. Hart has extensive experience withthe military; he was simply emphasizing apersonal strength. It was timely, coming afew days after Reagan’s call to arms, morearms. The audience questions, all at leasttangentially dealing with defense, seemedboth relevant and intelligent.But it was also deadly dull — technocra¬tic, polysyllabic, monochromatic. And onceagain, in very capsular form, it symbolizedthe living death of Jimmy Carter, and theliving truth that human rights are bad poli¬tics.America loves macho. America lovesmoney. And as Gary Hart—an intelligentman—knows, even the left had damn wellbetter not forget it.Henry Clay forgot it. Or else he neverknew it. When he ran against the incumbentAndrew Jackson in 1832, his platform’smain feature was an attack on Jackson’s in¬humane and unjustifiable Indian removalpolicy. And Clay was right. And at somelevel Americans knew that he was right.But:Jackson governed during a time of eco¬nomic expansion and relative prosperity.And “Old Hickory” was tough, seasonedwood. So Jackson, probably the meanests.o.b. to have ever been president, won in alandslide. History continues to paint himwith strength and patriotism.Jimmy Carter forgot it. (He rememberedit for one speech when he continually pound¬ed his fist on the desk, but by then it justlooked ludicrous.) Walter Mondale’s memo¬ry faded in and out.Jack Kennedy, on the other hand, knew it very well. He knew it so well that he onceplayed a Harvard-educated Clint Eastwoodand almost blew up the United States.During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kennedyshunned private diplomacy and ignored theimportance of allowing Kruschev somehowto save face. His goal should have been nopublic winners, no public losers, but lots ofhappy, ignorant survivors. Instead he reck¬lessly opted for a public showdown at theCuban Corral. He won. Kruschev lost. Ken¬nedy was a hero.In many ways. Hart is reminiscent of Ken¬nedy. He understands the inherent dangersof the left, i.e. the “wimp” label, and heknows how to compensate. Those cowboyboots, after-all, aren’t there just becausethey’re comfortable. During the next cam¬paign I’m sure he’ll keep the butter, e.g.welfare, South Africa, etc., but it won’t takethe center stage. Instead, he’ll grease thegun with it, just like Kennedy.Sadly, he will be wise to do so. The AdlaiStevensons of the world just do not winmany elections (but watch Adlai II get“tougher” this time). Clint Eastwood isrunning for mayor. Conceivably, in ’92 or ’96if not in this presidential election, we couldhave two ex-athletes squaring off in BillBradley and Jack Kemp. George Bush hasgot his CIA background going for him andtalks about “kicking ass.”Within this setting, neither Hart nor MarioCuomo will be able to stay successfully out¬side the macho matrix. And that is a cryingshame.Many, many moons ago Plato advocatedthe philosopher-king. Many moons ago Ma-chiavelli presented his prince. A mini-moonago Richard Neustadt gave us PresidentialPower.I‘m not too fond, however, of any of thosemodels. Philosophers tend to think too muchat the expense of emotion. Machiavelli canbe done poorly and ... Nixon. And Neustadt’soval-office god ... well, Nixon.Of course there’s also been just aboutevery kind of proposal in between andbeyond. Except one: the poet-president.As I suffered through the sight of a liberalDemocrat expounding on power surges andNimitz carriers, I realized that that’s whatthis country needs — a president who knowshow to cry; execution orders written as son¬nets; haiku memos; State of the Union Ad¬dresses presented in ballad form; penta¬meter vetos.In order for Hart to do it, he would need tograft another letter onto his amputatedname - from Hartpence to Hart to Heart.But that, of course, would be political sui¬cide.HeylYo!Interested in writing bizarre, controversial,or otherwise improper things?★ ★ ★Break Out of Your Winter Blahs★ ★ ★AND COME TO THEMaroon Special Organizational Meetingfor the first issue in April (nudge-nudge)We’ll have food, too!!!. Wednesday, Mar. 5,5 pm, 303 Ida NoyesBe there or we’ll write about youl4—The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, March 4, 1986Lory WeaverThe Bursar Heats up the North-South Conflictby Ann Keen and Stephan LauThis article is the second of a two part series on thelife and times of the Bursar.Everyone knows that Hyde Park is a melting pot forprofessors, businessmen, students, and muggers alike.But even big-time administrators of the University liketo hang out here. The Bursar of the infamous Bursar’sOffice, Lory Weaver, has lived here ever since 1962,when he got his first job with the U of C in the PayrollOffice.Weaver came to Hyde Park after leaving St. Mary’sof the Lake Seminary, and the transition went fairlysmoothly.“The great thing about moving into Hyde Park wasthat it was a milieu that I knew. I’d been studying to bea priest up at St. Mary’s and the atmosphere there wasjust incredible. Everything was so constructed—if it wastime for lunch and you weren’t hungry, then you went tothe cafeteria and just sat. You could never have anyonein your room, eithr.’’“But strangely enough, I value that classicaleducation more than my accounting degree which isearning me my living. The seminary really taught mehow to get other people to do what I want. At Eastern(Illinois) they taught me the credits and debits, but atSt. Mary’s they taught me how to get thingsaccomplished. It all comes out of a classicaleducation—I definitely think they should teachphilosophy at the Business School.”“The classical philosophy here at the U of C is whatfirst attracted me to the job I applied for in the PayrollOffice. When it first opened up, I begged the poorinterviewer for it until he finally broke down and gaveme the job. And luckily for me, the University was quitea bit more relaxed about certain things—I didn’t have toeat lunch when I wasn’t hungry anymore.”But, when Weaver actually moved into Hyde Park, henoticed that something wasn’t quite right.“After spending five years in the seminary, the onlyclothes I had were black. People were thinking that Iwas the new mortician in the area.”Following that initial identity crisis, Weaver adjustedto the surroundings of Hyde Park: “all artists, writers,painters and sculptors.”“In 1962, everything seemed much more interesting.There used to be a lot of people coming and going; all ofthe plane crews from Midway Airport used to stay hereat the Del Prado, the Hyde Park Hotel and the Fairfax.But due to the deterioration of the businesses travellingby Midway, all of those hotels are now apartments,housing complexes.”photo by Christine Dyrudme see, the tuition increase minus an NDSL, a Pell, arit Check, and ... oh my, this one's not goin9 to make it. photo by Christine OymdI've got four million dollars worth of checks in the car but no changefor a twenty, better call Umbrella Coverage for an escort home.Since then “Urban Renewal,” or “Urban Removal” asWeaver puts it, has been the main objective in HydePark. It has changed 53rd Street from a row of bars andrestaurants occupying every lot into greasy spoons andspecialty shops renting occasional buildings. There usedto be a cozy feeling upon entering a bar and the staffand the other clients knowing your name. But somethings obviously must be sacrificed in the names ofprograms and improvement.Weaver pointed out the result of this “UrbanRemoval”: “Everytime you try to remove something inan artsy-craftsy neighborhood like this, you tend tomake it more sterile.”As a result, most South-siders usually want to escapeHyde Park for the more exciting North Side. ButWeaver recounts a time when he not only didn’t want tobe on the North Side, he was actually trapped there: “Iwas on the North Side somewhere when I had a heartattack. I knew immediately what was happening,because it’s not a sensation that you usually get. So Ihopped in my car and was going to drive down toBillings. I was on the Outer Drive and my hands keptfalling from the steering wheel, so I said to myself, ‘I’mnever going to make it down to the South Side.’ So Iturned off and eventually found the NorthwesternMedical Center. I found a parking space two blocksaway and parked my car. I‘ll tell you it was the longesttwo blocks of my whole entire life; every step I took, it was like the hospital was receding farther from me. Andthen when I finally got in, I went up to the nurse andtold her I thought I was having a heart attack. She tookone look at me and said, ‘You sure are.’ And after that,everything turned out okay.”Weaver admits to preferring living on the South Side.“Most of my friends moved to the North Side for moresecurity and they’ve been telling me that they’ve beenmugged this number of times.I’ve lived in Hyde Parkfor twenty-four years now and I’ve never had anythinglike that happen to me.”“With or without the comings and goings of all of thebusinesses and restaurants, the feeling of Hyde Parkstill seems the same to me. I just think it is so superiorto the North Side; it’s the people I guess. The North Sideseems to have this transient feeling about it, thisultimate aspiration to be the Midwest Manhattan. Butthere’s a stability in Hyde Park. People here are muchfriendlier. You see the same people every day, so younaturally begin to say hello. There’s definitely a sense ofbelonging hre.”“Hyde Park is sort of a company town; we all havethe same objective: University of Chicago.”So maybe things in Hyde Park really haven’t changedthat much. The people are still friendly, the hospital isstill a little scary, the Bursar. Lory Weaver, is stillhanging around, and you still pay him all of yourmoney.From Spam to Spouses: Get It at Mr. G’s~by Alexandra Conroy"“I try to learn from the business,” Bill Gerstein,owner of Mr. G’s Finer Foods, explained. “I try torespond to the customer. If people were asking forTiger’s Milk Bars, I’d sell them. If one person requestedsomething we’d order it.” Mr. G’s may not yet carryTiger’s Milk Bars, but Gerstein did note that brown rice,tofu, and soymilk move fairly quickly. “I figured withstudents here, I’d sell lots of health foods, and I wasright.Health and speciality foods were additions Gersteinmade when he took charge of the store four years agowhen his uncle, the previous owner, became sick. “Ithought that the store had potential it never met,” heexplained, although he also claims “I didn’t try tochange a lot. My uncle always had a clean store thanstocked the basics. The average person still buysaverage stuff like Skippy peanut butter, Heilman’smayonnaise and cornflakes.”Mr. G’s also stocks ethnic food; some that havebecome Americanized, “I think everyone like bagels,”some with more specialized appeal, “Not everybody willbuy chitlins and pigs feet.” Gerstein is determined to avoid a problem which, in his opinion, is very prevalentin Hyde Park. He feels that many businesses limit theirpotential by appealing only to one or another of thediversified groups of people in the area.About Hyde Park's diversity, “What I like most aboutthis business is that it’s located in this neighborhood. Icouldn’t imagine running a store in any other. It’sinteresting because the major institution is theUniver ‘y of Chicago and because it’s very integrated,racially and economically. It makes the neighborhooddiverse and wonderful.”“Diversity is great! You get everyone in here fromthe permanent underclass, as they call them, to HannaGray.” Gerstein remembers the University President’scasual appearance. “I think it was a Sunday and shewanted something we were out of .I think PepperidgeFarm thin-sliced bread. I was surprised to see her in thestore. You’d think a person in her position wouldn’t shopfor her own groceries.”Although he recognizes many groups. Gerstein has notbeen able to typify them by what they buy. “The moreyou try to stereotype a particular group, the more yourealize you can’t.” For instance, students, although theyoriginally provided the inspiration to stock health foods.The Chicago Maiwn-Tuesuay, March 4, 1986—5T U E S D A YThe HitcherA Hitchiker’s Guide to Malicious IntentionsJim Halsey(C. Thomas Howell)portrays an innocentyoung man who picksup Ryder on a desertedTexas Highway and issystematically framed by Ryder. John Ryder(Rutger Hauer)plays a psychotichitchiker involvedin a cat andmouse game thatresults in a tensemurder drama ofdeception and deceit.by Michael FellThe Hitcher is a dangerous movie to praise. If you likea movie about a psychotic hitchhiker who makes it apoint to dismember his host drivers, people think you’resick. Fortunately, The Hitcher is about a lot more thananother crazy slasher. It’s about suspense, action,tension, malevolence, genuine fright, and the ubiquitouspresence of evil. Unfortunately, a couple of local filmreview types named Gene and Roger couldn’t get pasttheir low threshholds of “offensivity” to bother to lookat the movie as a crafted piece of work. It’s unfortunatebecause a lot of people read Tor see on television) Geneand Roger and now few people will go see The Hitcher.They both bestowed the honorless “zero stars’’ uponthe movie. As usual, they both barely managed tocritique the film on the grounds of the film craft, or anycraft for that matter. Instead, each of their main pointswas that they were offended. That critique deserves asmuch attention as if someone said Bergman is no goodbecause he’s just, oh so depressing. Or that Eisensteingets “Zero Starts” because his editing is just, oh soirritating.The stage for The Hitcher is the sparsely populatedhighways of Texas. The action never takes place in atown, only on the highway or in isolated truckstops andmotels. This barren land is only suitable for passing-byand is an ideal place for John Ryder, played by RutgerHauer, to commit his atrocities. There are few peoplearound to witness the brutalities. Jim Halsey, played byC. Thomas Howell, picks up Ryder from out of arainstorm. Halsey manages to eluce Ryder’s attempt tokill him and believes he’s gotten away from themaniacal hitcher. However, Ryder arranges his killingsso that Halsey is the sole suspect. Throughout the rest ofthe movie, Halsey is on the run from the police andfrom Ryder.The highlight of the movie is Halsey’s predicament.He is a victim purely by chance, introduced into achaotic and irrational world. Like Job, he can only askwhy and suffer through. Halsey is an ordinary personthrust into extraordinary circumstances, circumstancesthat get uglier and uglier and harder to believe. OnceRyder has framed Halsey for one crime, and Halsey’sdoom seems sealed, Ryder manages to make it worsewith an even more diabolical crime. Ryder drivesHalsey to the point where the only solution left is to killRyder.And death is what Ryder wants. In Ryder’s andHalsey’s first encounter, when Halsey asks him what hewants, Ryder replies, “I want you to stop me.” Ryder’sdeath-wish still does not explain his malevolency. Hisevil seems inherent. He is a mirthful sadist who uses hispreternatural cunning and strength to maliciouslydispose of fellow humans. In the end, his motivationsare ambiguous; he is an icon of Evil.Ryder always has a chance to kill Halsey, but insteaddrags him along on his murder spree. Ryder, a humanMephistopheles, gleefully torments his adopted Faust,conveniently forgetting that Halsey never signed anyfateful pact. Ryder successfully torments Halseybecause he is so ubiquitous. Wherever Halsey goes,Ryder has pre-arrived or is right behind him. Ryder’subiquitousness is refreshingly logical. There are so fewplaces to go in the Texas desert that Ryder would haveno problem finding Halsey. This pervasiveness of Rydercreates the intense suspense of the film. AlthoughRyder’s screentime is shorter than Halsey’s, hispresence is always felt and, more importantly, warily expected.Director Robert Harmon maintains the tension in eachscene by always leaving open the possibility of Ryder’sentrance. When Ryder does appear, Harmon treats himas if he’s always been there, thus we continue toanticipate his prescence in future scenes. Eric Red, thescreenplay writer, never lets the action stop. When itseems fitting for a romantic interlude, Red skips overthe convention and invites Ryder, along with hismalicious intentions, inside the motel with Halsey andhis girl-on-the-run-friend. Ryder’s arrest and atemporary lull in the tense action bursts into a secondfinale of violence and revenge.The Hitcher keeps up an unremitting rhythm ofI action, tension, and suspense. It’s a ride withheart-stopping corkscrews and sudden, deep drops andnot much level straight-away in between.WildcatsGoldie Hawn’s comedy Wildcats has only twosemidistinguishable features. It puts her back in civilianclothes and into the South Side. This time around, she isMolly McGrath, bored coaching the junior high girls’track team, and wanting desperately to switch to theboys’ football team. Her boss laughs at her request butinstead, transfers her to Central High, to coach afootball team whose delinquent members are the worstplayers in the city. Molly has got to prove that she canmanage them and turn them into champs. In themeantime, she also must contend with her whinny ex-husband, fighting for the custody of their twodaughters. The outcomes of both situations are not hardto predict.The main problem with the movie, besides itsgenerally witless humor, is that we’ve already seenGoldie Hawn beat the odds many times. In PrivateBenjamin, Protocol and even Swing Shift, she playedcharacters who developed when they discovered theirtalents and potential. From the first moment ofWildcats, however, we immediately sense that gutsy,good-humored Molly may be an underdog, butunderneath she is really a winner, capable of tacklingany obstacle.Goldie Hawn, like Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand andJessica Lange, is one of the few women in Hollywoodtoday with enough box office clout to get their ownprojects made. It is distressing that Goldie seemscompelled to produce and star in such derivativematerial, where even the end credits resemble theBears’ music video. One wonders if she fears thefinancial risk is too great if she attempts to break hermold. Maybe there really is no screenplay around whichcalls for a charming actress in an at least potentiallyinteresting situation. It is also curious to note howGoldie is battling the aging process. She has thephysique of a young athlete but most of her closeupsappear tobe shot in soft-focus camouflage. While hercharacters want to reach their limits, Goldie herselfseems to remain the cute ingenue, afraid of revealingnatural maturity.Even though Goldie Hawn is wasting her time andenergy on Wildcats, don’t waste yours. — Jean OsnosPretty in PinkPretty as a Picture but Not Much More as a Movieliterally lives on the other (poor) side of the tracks withher unemployed father (Harry Dean Stanton). She isone of the disadvantaged “Zoids” who attend a wealthysuburban high school (it’s supposed to be in Chicago,but the city is irrelevant to the story). None of hercrowd associates with any of the “Richies.” The cliques’personalities seem pre-determined, primarily by theirclothing. The Zoids wear Madonna/punk-inspired attireso they are obviously witty, while the Richies dressed indesigner linens are nasty snobs. The school’s socialstrata does not leave any room for a middle class.Andie’s hyper Zoid buddy, Duckie (Jon Cryer) iscrazy about her, but she inevitably falls for BlaneMcDonough (Andrew McCarthy), a Richie. Herattraction peaks only when Blane invites her to thepromise, a traditionally Richie event which she secretlywants to attend.First-time director Howard Duetch seems preoccupiedwith maintaining the movie’s prettiness, to keep its lookin line with its pat emotions. Cryer, in what would bethe gawky Anthony-Michael Hall role, is overwrought,but he provides the movie’s best scene, doing a lipsynchdance—out of Risky Business — to Otis Redding’s “Trya Little Tenderness.” Andrew McCarthy (of St. Elmo’sFire) isn’t required to do much except grin shyly andlook gorgeous. Each time he appeared on screen, thethree women (not teeny-boppers) behind mesimultaneously uttered, “Drool, drool, drool.” HarryDean Stanton gives another creepily catatonicperformance, saying his lines as though he was paidsimply to make an appearance on the set. Annie Pottsplays Andie’s funny, nostalgic older friend, once ahippie but now with a preference for bouffants, andJames Spader makes a great impressionWith its trendy pop soundtrack Pretty in Pink is evenmore trite and packaged than its predecessors.by Jean OsnosThis month 18-year old Molly Ringwald appears on thecover of LIFE magazine, a tribute issue to Americanteenagers. It’s good, timely publicity for the actressbecause this appearance supposedly turns her into theepitome of everything that’s attractive and wholesomeabout the media’s American teenager. Her new moviePretty in Pink, written and directed by John (TheBreakfast Club) Hughes, also expects us to embrace herdepiction of yet another sensitive high school student.Unfortunately, this expectation puts a strain on us. AsAndie Walsh, Ringwald does not invoke muchsympathy. She wears herfashionably nonconformistwardrobe well, and her ownEersonality—without muchumor or charm—bringsordinariness to newcinematic heights.Pretty in Pink is notremarkable either, althoughit tries very hard to bean insightful story about thepain of growing up. Like lastyear’s The Breakfast Cluband St. Elmo’s Fire, whichprofess to reveal thetruth beneath adolescentangst, this movie only simplifies and categorizes anysocial and emotional sorrow it attempts to convey. PrettyIf you think she's pretty in pink, then Andrew McCarthy, in Pink turns into a dull series of stereotyped sentiments.Molly Ringwald, and Jon Cryer have a film for you. The plot jS typically skimpy and familiar Andie6—The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, March 4, 1986Get It at Mr. G’s“also buy a lot of junk food. I think some of them live inpeanut butter and jelly on white bread.”Whether he favored PBJ or tofu, Gerstein did not say,but a certain graduate student thought Gerstein’s storeatmosphere so amiable that “...she asked me out by themilk case.” This student went from being one of thediversified groups, to being one very specific individual,Gerstein’s wife. “I guess you could say the store’s beenvery important to me,” he added.Gerstein definitely sees his challenge as meeting allthe needs of the area. “There are some very demandingpeople in Hyde Park. You have to please them.” Besidesservices, “Price is very important. Lots of people areprice-conscious.” Gerstein’s goal is to do“...anything—within reason—to keep the customerhappy. If a customer has a problem, we try to resolve it.I think we give better service than at some otherstores.”Gerstein himself puts in 50 to 60 very visible hours aweek towards his goal. He does everything fromshelving stock and cashiering to listening to complaints.“Most independent grocery store owners do more thanjust sit in an office. As you can see,” he indicated the milk-carton sized room equipped with a desk, “I don’tspend much time here. In fact,” he confided, “it’s noteven mine. It’s the manager’s office.”Some of the problems are easily resolved. “If acustomer buys a product and goes home to find theyalready have some, they can return it. Others, like therecent Brie cheese incident, require more attention.”The situation concerned the discovery that some of theBrie imported from France was of questionable quality.“When I first heard about it, I called our distributor.”During the interview, an employee reported theappearance of a customer who who was concernedabout her Brie. Gerstein, in addition to verbal assurancethat the cheese was not the same in question, offered togive the distibutor’s phone number to the customer toallay her worries.Mr. G feels that merely satisfying customers in hisstore is not enough. Along with posters advertising thecurrent sales prices of groceries, the store windowsdisplay almost as many notices of University andcommunity events as the Cobb Hall bulletin boards. “Ithink this store has always been more involved incommunity affairs than many other businesses.” TheThe Maroon Feature’s Section is not for just anyone, it’s foreveryone. Interesting people, places to shop, exhibits to see,and films await your discovery in,Interested feature story writers are invited to train for Spring Quarter inIda Noyes Hall #303 this Wednesday anytime from three to five p.m. ■■ — ■' ■■■■ —i— ■.I- continued from page fivegrocery store sponsors a little league team and providedballoons for the “Walk for Israel.” For the past fewyears, it has also sponsored a 10K race to benefit theBlue Gargoyle. In addition to the advertising space andgiving to local funds, the grocery also donates producewhich can no longer be sold to the soup kitchen,“...which is something I don’t think many stores do andI don’t know why not. It’s better than throwing it out.”“I don’t want to sound ‘holier than thou,’ but we try tobe very involved in the community. I think it’s part ofyour commitment to business and the neighborhood,”Gerstein commented. ‘I don’t do it just to get morecustomers, but it’s good for the community and what’sgood for the community is good for business in general.It sound hokey, but it’s true.”As an individual, Gerstein is a board member of theBlue Gargoyle and part of the Hyde Park JCC. He alsolikes to run and coached a summer high school trackteam. “We had some of the best runners in the country.”Mr. G’s has always been a family business, butGerstein felt no pressure from his father to enter.Although he did work at the store during high school andcollege, until four years ago Gerstein taught high schoolsocial studies. “When you’re younger, you want tofollow your own identity.” In keeping with this spirit ofindividuality, Gerstein feels that part of the reason helikes owning the store now is that “My father and uncleare no longer so involved and I can do what I want. Ithink a lot of people have trouble with family businessesbecause of internal friction.”Doing what he wants mainly involves working withwhat he has now. Although he wishes for more space atthe Kimbark Plaza, Gerstein is not interested in openinganother store in addition to the Hyde Park and PrairieShores locations. “I’m still in the process of buying thisstore from my father. He didn’t just say ‘here’ and handit to me. I won’t be a wealthy individual until I finishpaying for the store.”Wealth does not seem high on Mr. G’s list of priorities.If he could do anything, besides breaking the world’srecord for the mile run, “What I’d really like is to workless hours and have more time. When I was a teacher,at least, I had time off in the summer but this businessis year-round. You sell more turkeys at Thanksgivingand more soup in winter. 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Refreshmentsat 3:45 in CLSC Foyer.March 6:The Program on Interdepen¬dent Political Economy will spon¬sor a conference on “Dilemmasof Development: ComparingLatin America and East Asia,” at8:45, 11 am, and 2:30 pm in theIda Noyes Library. Speakers willbe Gary Gerreffi, Duke Universi¬ty; Stephen Haggard, Harvard;and Tom Gold, UC Berkeley, re¬spectively. The conference isfree.March 11:Dr. Mary Hummel, Dept, ofMolecular Genetics and Cell Rlol-ogy, U of C, will speak on“Characterization of the RNAsEncoding the Epstein Barr VirusNuclear Antigens,” at 4 pm inCLSO 101. Coffee at 3:45 in CLSC850.Independent Writers of Chica¬go presents “A Novel Experi¬ence: Special Genres of Fiction,”at the Corona Cafe, 501 N. RushSt., at 6 pm. A cash bar will beginat 5 pm. Cost is $5 for non-members and $2.50 formembers.MusicMarch 7:Clarence “Gatemouth” Brownwill bring his distinctive TexasBlues sound to the area. He willappear at Fitzgerald’s, 6615 W.Roosevelt Rd. in Berwyn at 10p.m. He will also be seen at BiddyMulligan’s, 7644 N. Sheridan Rd,Chicago, at 9:30 pm, March, 16.For more information, call973-7736.March 9:The Chicago Symphony StringQuartet will take the stage atPreston Bradley Hall, 78 E.Washington St., at 3 pm. The con¬cert is free. For information, call269-2922. March 16:Internationally acclaimedpianist William Doppmann willbe the highlight of the ChicagoChamber Orchestra Concert atPreston Bradley Hall, 78 E.Washington St. at 3:30 pm. Formore information, call 922-5570.The Chicago Historical Societypresents a program of IrishMusic at 2 pm at the Museum.Clark St. and North Ave. Admis¬sion free with regular admissionto the Museum.TheaterMarch 8:Mother Hicks, by Suzan L.Zeder, opens with the TheatreSchool Playworks, DePaul Uni¬versity. Performances are Mon.and Wed. at 10:30 am and St. at 11am and 2:30 pm. Tickets are $3.50for the general public and $3.25for DePaul students, alumni andemployees and First Chicago Na-Ational Bank employees. Perfor¬mances are at the First ChicagoCenter in the Bank, at Dearbornand Madison Sts. Shadow-signedperformances May 14 and 17. Formore information, call 241-8375.March 11:The Philobolus Dance Theatrereturns to the Goodman Theatreat 200 S. Columbus Dr. untilMarch 23. For ticket informationand showtimes, call 443-3800.March 13:The Gilbert and Sulivan OperaCompany presents the Pirates otPenzance featuring a full orches¬tra and outstanding singers fromaround the city. Performancesare: March 3, 7:30 pm at $9/tick-et; March 14 and 15 at 8 pm for$9/ticket; and March 16 at 2 pmfor $6/ticket at Mendel Hall, 57thSt. and University Ave. For moreinformation, call 962-8484.March 4:Licensed Optometrists and in¬terns at the Illinois College of Op¬tometry, will offer free visionscreenings for visitors to theScience and Industry Museumfrom 10 am to 3 pm until March8. 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RAMANUJANwill read from his poetryand translationsThursday, March 67:30 p.m.57th Street Books1301 E. 57th Street684-13008—The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, March 4, 1986THE FUTURE IS ININTERNATIONAL BUSINESSA representative will be on campusTHURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1986to discussGRADUATE STUDYTHUNDERBIRDAMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOLOF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENTGLENDALE, ARIZONA 85306Interviews may be scheduled atCAREER AND PLACEMENT SERVICESStudios, 1,2, & 3 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335% Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday9:00 A.M.-2 P.M.Saturday-TAi&pm-CHINESE-AMERON RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A -8 30 P.MClosed Monday1318 1.63rd MU4-1062 Dr. HaroldWechslerProfessor of EducationUniversity of ChicagoFROM DISCRIMINATION TORESPECTABILITY:JEWISH PROFESSORS ONAMERICAN CAMPUSESSolomon Goldman Lecture SeriesSpertus College of Judaica618 South Michigan Ave.Sunday, March 9,1985at 3:00 P.M.Refreshments at 2:15 P.M. 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Heasked his teammates to cheer him on in hisquest because, although he had set PR’s inthe 800m, 1000-yd, and mile runs earlier thisseason, he wasn’t sure he had the speed nec¬essary for the short 600.After the gun fired, he quickly moved intosecond, a position he held for the entirerace. He blazed through a 53-second quarterbut then began to tire. Buoyed by the wordsof encouragement his teammates started toshout to him, Levenson regained hisstrength to finish smoothly in the PR-timeof 1:16.6. Running in a different heat, Seykora post¬ed a fast 1:17.7. He got off to a slow start andgot boxed in early in the race, but he man¬aged to break free in the last lap and chasethe leaders all the way to the wire, finishingthird. “His speed over that last lap was in¬credible,” said Coach Mike Karluk. Notingthat Seykora is “really coming around”after beginning the season poorly, Karlukobserved, “Mr. Big is back.”This Saturday Seykora will be shootingfor an unprecedented (for him, at least)third straight conference championship inthe 800m. But the action begins Friday nightin the Field House, when he and Levensonteam up in the mile. In all their races, thepair could combine for something like 30points.Coach Karluk thinks his team will proba¬bly score between 60 and 70 points. “We’vealways done well indoors, and I think thisyear will be no exception,” he said. “We’rehoping to finish third in the team standingsthis week-end.” Last year the Maroonsscored 65 points and plaefd third behind Coeand Monmouth.Some of their points this year will comeWomen's basketballFINAL STANDINGS-1985-86Conf. AllSt NorbertU-ChicagoRiponLake ForestBeloitLawrenceSOUTH DIVISION W1077330 0337710 W201515582Conf. AllCornellMonmouthIllinois C.CoeKnoxGrinnell W866532 W111111956 L173171419L11118111615 SCORING LEADERS G FG FT TP PPGGretchen Gates, UC 10 112 39 263 26.3Amy Proctor, SNC 10 89 35 213 21.3Carol Johnson,IC 10 72 54 198 19.8Deb Eastman, Grin. 6 43 9 95 15 8E. Schumacher, Gri 10 45 61 151 15.1REBOUNDING LEADERS G REB RPGGretchen Gates, UC 10 155 15.5Carol Johnson,IC 10 132 13.2Amy Proctor, SNC 10 129 12.9Angela Grable, IC 10 116 116Maria Del Favero, UC 8 86 10.8FT SHOOTING LEADERS FTM FT A PCTJennifer McCoy, Mon. 34 36 94.4Shari Piehl. Rip 25 30 83 3Kathy Fitzpatrick, UC 15 18 83.3Gretchen Gates, UC 39 50 78.0Genny Dettmer, Corn. 14 18 77.8The final standings and statistics for MACW Women's basketball were released thisweek. St. Norbert repeated as champion by defeating Cornell by a score of 90-53.University of Chicago senior Gretchen Gates lead the Midwest Athletic Conferencefor Women in both scoring and rebounding. Gates was also named to the MCAW All-Conference Basketball Team for the fourth consecutive year. Joining Gates in all con¬ference honors is her co-captain, Madelyn Detloff, who made the North Division Hon¬orable Mention Team.VolunteerIncome Tax Assistance, FreeIncomeTax Help9 AM - 3 PM Every Saturday from now until April12, except March 15, in the basement of the HydePark Food Co-op, 55th Street and Lake Park Drive.The VITA program ts designed to provide tree tax as¬sistance at community locations to individuals whocannot afford professional tax help Volunteers assistpeople with simple tax returns particularly lower in¬come elderly. non-English speaking and handicappedtaxpayers There is no charge for this serviceThe University of ChicagoCenter for Middle Eastern Studiespresentsa lecture byit Dr. Michael Bates(The American Numismatic Society)entitledHistory, Geography, and Numismatics inthe First Century of Islam”Thursday, March 6Beecher 1014:00 p.m. from burly sophomore shot-putter MarkCawi. He finished out of thefhoney last yearbut could take it all when he throws Fridaynight. To take it all, however, he’ll have tothrow better than he did Thursday night,when he managed a sub-par 46’6”. He fin¬ished third for his only loss of the season.In other action Thursday, Guy Yasko,Major Robinson, Tom McKibben and DanCantor teamed up for a season best of 3:34.1 in the mile relay. Earlier in the evening Ro¬binson set personal records of 6.6 secondsand 33.0 seconds in the 60-yd and 300-yddashes. (Sports tip: Keep an eye on Robin¬son this weekend. He could turn out to be thesurprise of the meet in the volatile sprints.You’re welcome.)Steve Eick tied his PR of 2:03.2 in the800m, as did Sean Love in the mile, running4:38.Crew clocks 1150 miles at ergathonBy Adena SchutzbergContributing WriterOn Saturday, February 22 the Universityof Chicago Crew rowed hundreds of miles.Despite an air temperature below freezingand several inches of ice on their homecourse at Lincoln Park Lagoon, the teamclocked nearly 1150 miles at Henry CrownField House.In the course of the second annual erg-a-thon, 30 members tied into the six Concept IIrowing machines for a ten hour marathon.Friends sponsored individuals by pledging adonation per mile. Also, many Hyde Parkbusinesses showed their support by makingpledges and giving donations. By the end ofthe event the crew hit the 1146 mile markraising nearly $2800 toward the purchase ofa new four-person racing shell.Athletically, the day was also a success. Rowif?| works all parts of the body provid¬ing efficient aerobic exercise. Most rowerstrain on the ergometer three times eachweek for about half an hour at a time. Withseveral members donating the use of theirpersonal machines, each club membercould row for as long as he or she liked.Sonia Jacobson set a high goal early in theday, clocking in forty-five miles. Keith Du¬pree was the first to reach fifty miles. Hewas joined at that mark by James Meyer,Gail Miller, Steve Dwek, Michelle Hart, Lu¬cinda Ballet, Joann Butler, Valerie Schmitand Kevin Shalla. Greg Bedell set out tobreak last year’s record of 74 miles andcapped off 75 miles late in the afternoon.The new record was not to stand long. At6:55 pm Shoshana Mertens dismounted hermachine after nearly five hours with theodometer reading 100 miles.Lacrosse loses to U of I in overtimeBy Ted FrankContributing WriterIn their first game of the season, the Uni¬versity of Chicago Lacrosse Team lost insudden death overtime to the University ofIllinois by a score of 14-13. The Maroons,plagued by penalties, appeared to defeatthemselves.Offensively, Chicago played a tight game.Leading the scoring were attackmen RobSpencer with 3 goals and 4 assists and JoeGiles with 3 goals. Midfielder Matt Handhad 4 goals and 1 assist. The rest of the scor¬ing came from attackman Teddo Kim andmidfielder, Rob Perry and Jon Herskovitz.On the whole, Chicago displayed a well-rounded and diverse offensive attack.However, in other areas of play, the teamdid not look as solid. The Maroons foundthemselves frequently in man-down penaltysituations. On defense Chicago seemed tolose composure early on, and the defensiveplay lacked any consistency.The Maroons also had difficulty in clear¬ ing the ball. Bad passes and a lack of coor¬dination led to 2 easy Ulini goals.The University of Illinois proved to be asolid team with good depth and with threegames under their belts already this season.Nevertheless, due to good play from allmembers of the team, including newcomersJon King at goalie and Chris Panczer on de¬fense, Chicago played well despite the lackof game experience.The game was close from beginning toend, with neither team being able to mounta lead larger than two goals. With 2:00 leftto play, Chicago was down 13-11. But twogoals in less than a minute and a half knot¬ted the score and put the game into over¬time.Coach Joe Giles, who scored the goal thatsent the game into the fifth period, lookedoptimistically to the future. “With morepractice and confidence, there is no doubtthat this team will surpass last season’swinning record”.THUNDERBRDAMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOLOF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT• M.I.M. Master of International Management• 40 years of educating international managers• Minimum one-year, 42 semester hour program• Tripartite curriculum of business, internationalstudies, and language• Student body of nearly 1,000 from over 500universities• Alumni network of 18,000 business people in106 countries• NCA accredited• Foreign study programs availableWrite: Dean of Admission, Thunderbird Campus, Glendale. AZ 85306Telex 18-7123. 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Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our office is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tues¬day & Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior topublication. Absolutely no exceptions will bemade! In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments will be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any errors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri.9-2on Sat.A lovely Kimbark crossing condo 5112 Kim-bark. Three bedrooms plus a maid's room orden. Third floor. Assessments are $231.45 plus$20. for parking. Only $69,500 URBANSEARCH 337-2400.5416 S. 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Substantial 3bdrm hse, frplc, mod ktch, screened porch.Joint maint. 24,500. 752-5692.Corner Apt S/E views of lake in Hyde Park on27th fl of Regents Park 2bdrm 2ba avail Aprilcarpet 8> window coverings for sale. 667-4166.Univ Pk. 2 bdrm. 2 ba call 798-7764 after 4:30.SPACE WANTEDHOUSE WANTED FOR ONE YEARTwo pediatricians with two kids are moving toChicago in June for fellowship. Looking for 3bedroom home in Hyde Park. Will tend plants,pets, etc. Call John Lantos, Box 123 BuckRoute, Hinton, WV 25951; 304-466-0659.Visiting Professor seeks to rent one-twobedroom Apt. for Spring Qtr. Contact Jane orCarol at 962-8420.NEW YORKTIMESDelivered to your door throughout HydePark—for only $2.10 per week! Call 643-9624foday!PEOPLE WANTEDOVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, yr round.Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All fields.$900-2000 mo. Sightseeing. Free info. WriteIJC, PO Bx 52-IL-5 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625.The UJA Campaign is starting. If you are in¬terested in helping out a good cause call Jeff at241-5139.Agents looking for people to work in T.V. com¬mercials. For info. Call (602) 837-3401 Ext. 840.Babysitter for fwo small children for ocas-sional evenings. 324-5171.Will pay well for tutorial instruction in use ofNota Bene program. Phone 363-7204.If you are a registered student with abackground in accounting, The Maroon needsyou to call Larry 962-9555 or stop by in IdaNoyes 304.CHILD CARE SITUATION-Want a person tocare for a newborn in our home weekdays approx. 8-6. Long term position. Light housekeepIng. References required. Call Eva at 955-8571evenings or weekends.PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS NEEDEDTheMaroon seeks 2 students to work on Monday orThurs. nights on ad or editorial layout. Musthave car-"»i eage reimbursed. Experiencepreferred but not a must. Apply Ida Noyes 3049-5.MICROCOMPUTER DEMONSTRATION LABassistant 20 hrs/wk permanent position todemo software on microcomputers. 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Call Michelle or Amir at 752-1127. Lunchtime is best.SSS&FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962 8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.MAC LASER PRINTINGLet us print your Macintosh document on ourLaserWriter. Give us a disk with your docu¬ment on it and receive back the disk andprint-out. 50« per page. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc.947-0585 evenings and weekends.WORD PROCESSINGText processing for papers and articles. Finalcopy done on LaserWriter. Specialized fontsavailable soon. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. Phone947-0585 evenings and weekends.AVSERVICESPassport photos, printing, developing, andmuch more. Located in the basement of Bill¬ings Hospifal, room S-30. For further in¬formation, call 962-6263.APARTMENT WANTEDOne bedroom or studio wanted near campus.Must allow dog and have fenced-in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684-6788 or 962-9555.CHOCOLATE SOUP CAFEEnjoy pastries and hot drinks in a candlelightcafe atmosphere with LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. At Hillel House, 5715 S. WoodlawnAve.MORNING AEROBICSTaught by Jan Erkert and dancers. Mon. andWed. 7:30-8:30 am. $3 non-residents. $2residents. 1-House. 1414 E. 59th, Call 753-2274.3RD WORLD WOMEN'SLIBERATION WORKSHOPWomen from the Philippines, South Africa,Palestine, Black and Latino communitiesSat. - March 8-lda Noyes cloister club 2-8pm.Come celebrate international women's day. WE NEED YOU!PLUS3 FRIENDSTo participate in a drug preference study thatInvolves spending one evening each week forseven weeks in our recreafional area from 7-11pm. Afferwards you and your friends willbe required fo sfay overnight in the hospital.Each person will be paid $245 for their par¬ticipation. No experimental drugs involved.Subjects must be between 21 and 35 and ingood health. Call 962-3560 Mon-Fri. 3:30-6pm.to volunteer or for more information. 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Well over half of the Fortune 500 companies are engagedin some way in direct marketing, yet the industry remains powerfullyentrepreneurial - with the opportunity for well-managed firms to achieverapid growth.MBI, Inc. is a medium-sized ( S140 million in sales) privately-owned companyengaged exclusively in the creation and marketing of fine collectibles. Thebusiness is young: it was launched in 1969 and top division managers are nowin their mid-30’s and 40 s. MBI’s track record is one of outstanding growth in ahighly competitive field.Through its operating divisions, MBI markets fine collectibles of heirloomquality. Products include philatelic items, medallic art, fine china and crystalcollector items and leather-bound books of unsurpassed quality'.Organization is on the Program Group basis, with Program Managers responsi¬ble for individual programs. The structure offers a unique opportunity fordirect experience in different areas of business management (not available inlarger organizations where functions tend to be more specialized).Entry to management is at the Assistant or Associate Program Manager level,depending upon experience. Assistants and Associates share in programdevelopment and implementation responsibilities as an extension of theProgram Manager. Typically, a Program Group is comprised of the ProgramManager and 1 or 2 Assistants and/or Associates. MBI is committed to theinternal development of managerial talent and our growth provides forunusual advancement opportunities.The Rewards: Our view is that outstanding achievement should meet with outstandingreward. Our success has been built on the excellent performance of a moti¬vated, well-rewarded management team.The successful candidate will be intelligent and highly self-motivated with entrepreneurial instincts and a high 'personal standard of excellence. A high energy level and a willingness to work hard are essential to keep pace with arapidly growing business. Involvement in the business, keen attention to detail, and a sense of managerial overview'are crucial success factors. To the individual w ith proper motivation, we can provide the challenge that permitsmaximum development of each person’s potential.If you are a top individual who is interested in a truly outstanding career opportunity and would like to learn moreabout MBI, Inc., send us your resume and a letter of introduction. We’ll get back to you.Bill McEneryPersonnel ManagerMBI, Inc.47 Richards AvenueNorwalk, CT 06857(203) 853-2000 OPERATING DIVISIONS:DANBURY MINTEASTON PRESSHERITAGE PRESSPOSTAL COMMEMORATIVE SOCIETY