CTMMM INSIDE: Women's basketballWildavsky speaks mauls opponentsat U of C (f yhpage three page 13 GCJiOT TO GO GO GroS^EESP7 P-N-SAVE LOVE CALENDARINVESTMENT SECRETSON THE MISSIONARYThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 34 The University of Chicago ©(Copyright 1986 Friday, Februar>’ 14, 1986Chomsky criticizes U.S. arms race buildupBy Steven MeralevitzContributing WriterNoted MIT linguist NoamChomsky spoke on February 6about his view of the US’s role inperpetuating the arms race in aspeech entitled “The Rationalityof Collective Suicide.”In his lecture, Chomsky ad¬dressed two theses. First, he pro¬posed that the US has perpetuat¬ed the arms race while ignoringfeasible plans to halt it. He main¬tains that the US has rationalizedits actions in terms of defense. Healso suggested that the public,while consensus against nuclearproliferation, has had a margin¬al, if measurable, effect on theformation of US weapons policy.Describing US policy as “De¬fense against that Great Satan(USSR),” Chomsky cited severalinstances of “unnecessary armsdevelopment by the US”. Accord¬ing to Chomsky, in 1950, the USwas militarily impregnable, pos¬sessing the atomic bomb and con¬trolling both bordering seas. De¬spite this security, Chomskycontinued, the US sought anotherline of defense, thus developing the intercontinental ballistic mis¬sile (ICBM) and opening anotherweapons vista.The US stated that it developedthe ICBM because of the KoreanWar, yet Chomsky contendedthat US plans for the ICBM exist¬ed before the Korean War. Turn¬ing then to 1961 and the deploy¬ment of 1000 Minutement missiles(which Eisenhower referred to as“a fraud,” according toChomsky) and the “Missile Gap”of that era, Chomsky stated thatthe ten-to-one missile gap wasten-to-one in the US’s favor.Speaking next of the presentStrategic Defensive Initiativeproposal (Star Wars or SDI),Chomsky noted that many promi¬nent scientists do not considerSDI scientifically feasible, yetthe US pursues it in an effort notto “...let (its) guard down...”Chomsky also remarked thatthese and other military actionsare “...explained (by the US) indefensive reasons.”Next stating that the “US hasignored feasible publicly support¬ed pleas for a test ban,” Chomskycited a proposed ban for a nu¬ clear freeze by the UN and an an¬nouncement from the USSR for aunilateral test ban, the latter ofwhich the US press ignored, ac¬cording to Chomsky.When he addressed the public’srole in trying to halt the armsrace, Chomsky lamented that“the public has little say in thematter.” Noting that the nuclearfreeze movement has attainedgreater public support (about75% of the public) than any otherpolitical movement, Chomskyadded that this soidarity has hadlittle effect on US policy.As a historical example,Chomsky cited the 1964 election,where the public voted over¬whelmingly against greater mili¬tary involvement in Vietnam.However, after the election, in¬volvement escalated, despitepublic opinion.Concluding his speech,Chomsky offered an explanationfor the arms race stating that the“reasons (for the arms race) areinstitutional.” He outlined no spe¬cific course of action for the pub¬lic but urged people not to“...stay passive and obedient.”Winfrey speaks on herBy Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterBasking in the glow of successafter her movie debut in StevenSpielberg’s The Color Purple,Chicago talk show hostess OprahWinfrey visited the U of C lastweek to speak in “The Last Lec¬ture Series,” sponsored by BrentHouse (Episcopal church).Winfrey was recently nominat¬ed for an Academy Award asBest Supporting Actress for herportrayal of Sofia in The ColorPurple. Asked for an Oscar’s pre¬diction, she answered, “I’ve gotmy fingers crossed.”During her lecture, Winfreywas confronted by a black male in the audience who accused TheColor Purple of portraying blackmales in a negative light. Shecalmly, but firmly replied,“There was no such controversywhen black women were poorlydepicted. Secondly, it is onewoman’s story.”That story is one she felt wasimportant to tell because ofsomething in her own past: “Iwas sexually abused by membersof my family,” she revealed.Winfrey believes that her pasthas given her the strength sheneeded to endure such pressure.As a child she lived with hergrandmother. “That was a periodin my life when I was always thebest student, always needed to beCHRISTINE OYRUOOprah Winfrey spoke at Brent House on her personal experi¬ences and her recent appearance in The Color Purple. childhoodchallenged,” she remembered.As a student of speech anddrama at the University of Ten¬nessee, Winfrey says that she hada hard time adjusting. “I used totake my paycheck and treat myclass to lunch to get everyone tolike me,” she recalled.Unhappy with the way her lifewas going, she “went through aperiod of discovery in life. I re¬cognized that what I had to giveto the world was what I was,” shesaid proudly.At this point, her spiritual sidewas strengthened. “God gives usall cues for what we should dow’ith our lives, and the problem isthat we just don’t take thosecues,” she said. “God, the Light,is within all of us. Once you learnto walk in the Light, everythingelse comes easily.”Poignantly aware of the preju¬dice she has had to face as ablack woman. Winfrey still jokesabout her predicament. “I re¬member for the longest timewanting to be white because Iwatched ‘Leave It to Beaver,’and I thought to myself, ‘Thosewhite kids, they live a verycharmed life.’ ”In a more serious tone, she ex¬plained, “Things would be some¬what different if I were a whitemale. I would not have to gothrough the trouble I go throughto get things done.”Satisfied with the way her lifeis going (“I am rich now—theshow is syndicated”), Winfreyplans to continue “The OprahWinfrey Show” while working onprojects such as Native Sun(March 24) and “Saturday NightLive” (April 12). Whatever shedoes, however, she plans to stay-in the Midwest. “I just don’t likeNew- York; it was too dirty. Idon’t like Los Angeles either; ittakes 45 minutes just to get to thebathroom there,” she joked. “Iwant to stay right here because Ithink the Midwest is more repre¬sentative of how the US thinksand works.”Regardless of what she does,Winfrey has plenty of confidence“I’m going to do it all ” she as¬serted. “If you don’t believe me,watch me.” ERIK L.IEBERNoam Chomsky spoke on campus February 6th and 7th.SFA set to rule on SGnot funding ChomskyBy Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterStudent-Faculty-Administra-tion (SFA) Court justices willconvene on Monday at 7 pm(place to be determined) to de¬cide whether the Student Govern¬ment (SG) Finance Committeewas justified when they zeroedthe budget of the Committee toBring Noam Chomsky to Speak.Chomsky, an MIT professor,gave two talks and a discussion atthe U of C last Thursday and Fri¬day on nuclear weapons, thearms race. Central America andthe Middle East. He was broughthere without funding from the Fi¬nance Committee, which saidthat the SG constitution forbidsthe funding of speakers likeChomsky, whom they felt wouldbe oriented toward influencingpublic policy rather than educat¬ing his audience.Bill Collins, who is representi¬ng the Committee to Bring NoamChomsky to Speak in Collins v.the Student Government FinanceCommittee, is taking the FinanceCommittee to SFA Court afterChomsky has already spoken.Consequently, he cannot receiveany funding from SG.However, he says, “It’s purelya matter of principle. The rulesas they stand would have allowedfor the funding of NoamChomsky. It just depends on howyou interpret them.”Collins’ efforts to receive SGfunds to bring Chomsky to the Uof C began on January 14. He sub¬mitted his initial budget to the Fi¬nance Committee and says thathe was surprised the next dayuhpn hp rli'jrnvprprl that thp bud¬get had been zeroed. “The discus¬sion (on January 14) had cen¬ tered around numbers, notpolitics,” he asserted. “Therehad been no clue.”On January 16, Collins ap¬pealed the Finance Committee'sdecision to the Assembly, wherea measure to overrule the deci¬sion to zero the budget failed. “Atthat point it became obvious thatsome people who weren’t even fa¬miliar with the situation werevoting against us because of theirviews on Chomsky-for example.Chomsky’s harsh views onIsrael.” Collins claimed.On January 21, Collins resub¬mitted a budget to the FinanceCommittee because of a techni¬cality he had discovered. The de¬cisions reached on January 14and 16 were invalid because theywere based on a part of the Fi¬nance Committee’s by-lawswhich were no longer applicable.Nevertheless, the budget waszeroed again.Collins then took the matter toSFA Court and received a hear¬ing on January 27. At the hearing,the discussion centered aroundtwo parts of the SG constitution.Article V, Section 5, subsection pstates, “An Activity that presentsa particular political, ideological,philosophical, or intellectualviewpoint is not ineligible forfunding...” Collins based his com¬mittee’s right to be funded on thissubsection.However, Lisa Montgomery,chairperson of the Finance Com¬mittee, says that her committee'sdecision was based on Article V,Section 5, subsection o.2. Thisstates, “The Finance Committeeshall not allocate Student Funds,directly or indirectly for activi¬ties whose primary effect is to so-continued on page sevenWASHINGTON’S BIRTHDAY SPECIALMONDAY FEBRUARY 17COTES2 FOllJ^COPYCENTER n University of Chicago Copy Center IIFirst floor of the Bookstore building,970 E. 58th StreetOpen 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.Monday through FridayCall 962-3333 Campus phone 5-COPYVenture into the rand his Ensemble InterContemporain—one ot only five appearances in this country.Sponsored by The Orchestral Association andNorthwestern University School otJOsicThursdayFebruary 20, 8:00 p.m.Midwest Premiereof REPONS writtenand conducted byPierre Boulezfeaturing L'Ensembie InterContemporainInterContemporain and the 4X Varese OctandreDigital Processor, developed Boulez Defkeespecially for this work. PufQjHk- Arffi&hysisNorthwestern University (Premiere)Patten Gymnasium | ^gi^^^^^Q^rtberg Chamber Symphony,2407 Sheridan Road,#p^# " Ochestra H II ^US ^220 South Michigan Ave.fiftoeial admission tickets: $12.50; $7.50 for studentsWednesday jFebruary 19p:15 p.mA conversation withPierre BoulezNorthwestern UniversityPick Staiger Concert Hall1977 Sheridan Road, Evanston FridayFebruaryPierrey)ConductGeneral admission tickets: $5.00,$3.00 for students IFrom the Georges PompidouCenter, ParisTickets for all events available: OrchestraI IRCAM/eiO I2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday February 14 I486 U.S.TOUR86Change ringers toll bells for Challenger crewBy Sharon NorrisContributing WriterThe University of Chicago Change-Ring¬ing Society recently commemorated thelives of the crew members who died in thespace shuttle accident on Tuesday, January28, 1986 by ringing a special quarter peal onthe University’s Mitchell Tower bells.The Mitchell Tower bells are not equippedto ring “songs” in the conventional manner,but instead ring what are known as “peals.”Peals involve ringing the bells without in¬terruption and consist of no fewer than 5,000changes (a change being a given sequenceof the bells). It takes approximately three tothree and one half hours to ring a full peal. Aquarter peal involves ringing one fourth thenumber of changes in a peal (or 1260changes) and takes about three quarters ofan hour to ring.The special quarter peal was rung “half muffled” last Saturday, February 1 inmemory of the seven crew members of thespace shuttle Challenger on six bells by thefollowing change-ringers:Peter Domalavage TrebleRita Joyce 2Tom Farthing 3William Bresler 4Ronald Draus 5Mark Rizzo Tenor(Conductor)It lasted 47 minutes and was the required1260 “changes” long.For the “half muffled” quarter peal,leather pads were strapped to one strikingsurface of each of the clappers so that everyother stroke of each bell produced a muffledknell. As Ron Draus states, this creates an“echo effect with alternating loud and softtones.” And Ken East, another ringer, re-John P. Gould, Dean of the Graduate School of Business (right) receives a checkfor $28,000 from Mark Arvin who is representing the accounting firm of Peat, Mar¬wick, Mitchell, and Co. Over $9,000 of this was donated by the employees of thefirm.V J marked, “the effect is very funereal andstately.”The significance of the quarter peal beingrung at the University was increased by thefact that Peter Domalavage, who rang thetreble, personally knew Ronald McNair,one of the astronauts who died in the acci¬dent.Change-ringing is a cherished art and apracticed science whose tradition datesback to seventeenth century England. Theobject of change-ringing is to ring mathe¬matical permutations of changes in order toproduce varying patterns of tones and over¬tones. Over the years, change-ringing hasbeen used throughout England to call peopleto church services, to celebrate weddings,to mark the passing of souls, and as an in¬vigorating mental and physical exercise. Inthe United States there are only about 13towers equipped for change-ringing, andonly about 20 on the entire continent.In order to ring the Mitchell Tower bells,the ringers, after climbing the narrowlywinding staircase to the ringing chamberabove the Reynolds Club, stand in a semi¬circle facing one another. Each ringerhangs a single rope attached to a single bellforty feet above their heads in the belfry.The bells are mounted on wheels and are al¬lowed to swing a full 360 degrees.Wildavsky speaks on“Leadership in the Torah” is the title of alecture, Thursday evening, February 20, byAaron Wildavsky, Professor of Public Poli¬cy at the University of California, Berkeley.Author of numerous books and essays ongovernment, leadership, and public policy,Wildavsky has recently written a book onMoses, The Nursing Father: Moses as Polit¬ical Leader. The lecture, to be given at 8 pmBuy a brick forRonald McDonald houseBuy a brick and help build the RonaldMcDonald House! Tables will be set upthroughout the hospital on Friday. Valen¬tines Day, where you can buy a brick for $5which will help build the house. The tableswill be set up from Sam to about 2pm. Youwill receive a frisbee for your purchase. Ifyou are not able to “Buy a brick” duringthis time, or if you want more informationon the House, call 962-6564. Each ringer takes hold of a brightly tuftedsection of his rope (the “sally”) while theringer on the “treble,” the smallest of thebells, calls out, “Look to, please... Treble’sgoing... she’s gone.” Following his (or her)lead all six of the ringers pull their bells offin succession in what is known as “rounds.”This first stroke, the “handstroke,” sendsthe bell from a mouth upward positionthrough the full 360 degrees to rest mouthupward again. As the wheel of the bell hastaken up some of the rope the next stroke,the “backstroke,” is achieved by pulling onthe very tail end of the rope which sends thebell back to its original position. On cuefrom the conductor the ringers begin tochange the order of the bells according to aprescribed method such as “Plain Bob” or“Steadman.” An onlooking outsider mightbelieve that chaos has descended but soonrealizes that through intense concentration,order prevails.Guests are always welcome at the Mon¬day evening (6:30-8:30) and Saturday after¬noon (11:00-1:00) practices. This year, theUniversity of Chicago Change Ringing Soci¬ety has more students than it has seen in along time and will welcome anyone withgood hand-eye coordination and a sense ofrhythm who would like to learn the 300 year-old art of change-ringing.Biblical leadershipin the Swift Lecture Hall, renews the seriesof Collegiate Lectures in the Liberal Arts,sponsored by the “Fundamentals: Issuesand Texts” program. The next lecture in theseries will be given on Tuesday evening,March 4, when Maynard Mack of Yale Uni¬versity will speak on “Everybody’s Shake¬speare.” The lectures are open to the entireUniversity community.CorrectionThe Friday, February 7 Maroon incor¬rectly reported that a plan for the Lasci¬vious Costume Ball would “providevoyeurism,” and that Student Governmentwould deny the existence of the ball to out¬side media. The plan attempts to preventvoyeurism. An earlier proposal had man¬dated a denial policy to outside media, butthe plan currently under consideration doesnot.If^5 isnuoi&nuoisnuEjHi<f)THE DEPARTMENT OF MUSIC QO presents:Cr*Friday, February 14 - BOSTON MUSEUM TRIO with guest artist,^]♦ FRANS BRUEGGEN, transverse flute8:00 p.m., Mandel HallDaniel Stepner, violin; Laura Jeppesen, viola da gamba;and John Gibbins, harpsichordTelemann: Paris Quartet No. 2 in G. minor; J.S. Bach;Sonata in F. for recorder and continuo; Rameau: ConcertNo. 5 from Pieces de clavecin en concert; C.P.E. Bach:Quartet No. 3 in G.Tickets: $10 (UC students, $6); available one hour beforeperformance at Mandel Hall Box Office.♦ Saturday, February 15 - University Chamber Orchestra8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSteven Zike, conductor.Music by Handel, Britten, Copland, and DvorakAdmission is free.Sunday, February 16 - CHARLES ROSEN, piano3 p.m., Mandel HallBoulez: Third Sonata; and works by Chopin andDebussy.Tickets: $8 (UC students, $5) A $2 discount will begiven to CMS subscribers. Tickets are available at theapartment of Music Concert Office, 962-8068UPCOMING CONCERTSaturday, Febraury 22 - New Music Ensemble8:00 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallBarbara Schubert, director; Christopher Coleman,assistant director.Music by Morgan, Foss, Lutoslawski, Berg,Druckman, and others.Admission is free}]SOU OISOU-OISOU Rockefeller Memorial Cliapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sundav, Febraury 16th9:00 a.m. Ecumenical Serviceof Holy Communionwith Sermon.11:00 a.m. University ReligiousServiceBernard O. BrownDean of the Chapel, preacher12:15 p.m. Carillon recital andtower tour4:00 p.m. Choral Vespers for LentThe Chapel Choir, directedby Victor WeberPalm Sunday, March 23rd4 p.m.MESSIAH BY G.F. HandelThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 14, 1986—3The Chicago Maroonmim&wwriStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoLETTERSCoalition callsTo the Editor:The University of Chicago Coalition forDivestment is now being formed to press foran end to the University’s support forapartheid. The UC Coalition for Divestmentwelcomes the involvement of all individualsand groups who support the call by the lead¬ers of the South African people for an end toinvestment in apartheid by US corporations.We must join together and work toward theend by organizing here for the University’sdivestment.It is clear that the University’s holdings incorporations doing business in South Africarepresent support for the apartheid system.It is also clear that, despite vague claims ofadherence to the Sullivan Principles andstatements about evaluating corporate be¬havior, the functional policy of the Universi¬ty is simply not to divest. This fact has beenacknowledged in conversations with facultymembers by the Chairman of the Board ofTrustees, who stated that the University hadnever rid itself of stock principally on thebasis of violation of the Sullivan Princi¬ples.We intend to do everything we possiblycan to end the University’s complicity in theracist system of apartheid. Our aim is com¬plete University divestment from any cor¬poration doing business in South Africa.This will happen only if a significantnumber of members of the University Com¬munity—who we know are opposed to theUniversity’s involvement in apartheid—getHey, Royko, let'sThe following is an open letter to Chica¬go Tribune columnist Mike Royko:Dear Mr. Royko.The University of Chicago Student Gov¬ernment cordially invites you to partici¬pate in our symposium on Chicago politics.The topic for the symposium will be “TheDecade Since Mayor Daley: Does Machine •Politics Still Work?” The symposium isscheduled for the afternoon of Monday,April 7 and will include one or twospeeches, including yours, followed by apanel discussion involving local politicalfigures, political analysts, and scholars.We would very much like you to partici¬pate in our panel discussion and wewonder if you would even agree to moder¬ate it.Thank you for any help you can give us.Please respond by calling 962-9732. Chicago for divestmentinvolved in this issue.The UC Coalition for Divestment will bedemonstrating in front of the Administra¬tion Building on Monday through Wednes¬day, February 17 through 19, from noon to 7pm to show support for divestment. This willculminate in a protest at the quarterly meet¬ing of the Board of Trustees on Friday, Feb¬ruary 21, demanding a public hearing by theTrustees on the University’s investment pol¬icy. The Trustees are responsible for theUniversity’s investment policies; they rep¬resent many of the leading US corporationsactive in South Africa; they must be held ac¬countable for their actions. Join us.Mel Rothenberg; Terry Turner; JohnComaroff; David Malament; ElisaWeaver; Lauren Berlant; Mollie Gal¬loway; Paula Degnan; Stacy Metra-lexis; Diane Durante; Renee J. Sims;Constance Darrow; Jacob DancerIII; Andrea K. Marris; Stacis L.East; Randall C. Heyward; CynthiaWashington; Jerrill K. Dent; NadineMcGann; Barbara Ferry; CurtisBlack, Peter Lindenauer; SabrinaGuth; Joshua Brelau; Miles Menden¬hall; Sahotra Sarkar; James H. Nolt;Heather Blair; Christine Gomez; Les¬lie Burnhart; James S. Hills; GideonD’Archangelo; William Collins; Ste¬phen Menn; Asif Agha; Lawrence D.Hanbrook; Matthew Lawrence; Mo¬hamad Tavakoli; John Conloncompare biceps!remains“the city that works” and we hopethat by participating in our symposiumyou will help our University communityand the rest of Chicago better understandhow our city works. We are looking for¬ward to a vital and stimulating afternoonin the intellectual tradition of the Universi¬ty of Chicago.If you decide not to participate in theDaley discussion, I would like to invite youto visit the campus anyway. The studentsof the University are especially interestedin comparing our arm sizes with those of acolumnist of a first-rate newspaper. Al¬though we realize that our biceps may notbe large enough for big-time collegiatefootball, we are hoping that they will belarge enough for us to plan on careers injournalism.Sincerely,William L. FloridaStudent Government PresidentThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Gideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorRosemary BlinnEditor inChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews Editor Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorPaul SongSports EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography EditorErik LieberPhotography Editor Susie BradyProduction ManagerJon NussbaumCollege News EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal Editor Paul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex Conroy Larry SteinCalendar Editor Business ManagerAssociate Editors: Ken Armstrong, Ingrid Gould, Paul Greenberg, Mike Ilagan,Larry Kavanagh, Geoff Sherry, Frank Singer.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard, Julie Burros,Mary Beth Brady, Dennis Chansky, Tom Cox, Elizabeth deGrazia, Mona ElNaggar,Kathy Evan ,Mike Fell, Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Flevares. Ben Forest, Andy Forsaith,Katie Fox, LdVid Gardiner, Beth Green, Mike Green, Michael Gorman, Kelly Hay-ford, Jon Herskovitz, Ann Keen, Sanjay Khave, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz, LaraLangner, Nick Lanyi, Marcia Lqhmberg, Meg Liebezeit. David McNulty, Frank Mi¬chaels, Sam D. Miller, Michael Monahan, Melissa Moore, Karin Nelson, Matt Nicker¬son, Jean Osnos, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott,Matt Schaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Joel Stitzel, Frances Turner,Howard Ullmann, Christina Voulgarelis, Christine Wright.Contributors- Terrv Edwards Steven MeraWitz Sharon Noms Geoff hotter VIEWPOINTSSDI threatens U of Cacademic freedomBy Paul Pattonand Rebecca KrantzOn Monday, February 17 Students ForNuclear Disarmament will host a panel dis¬cussion entitled “Military Funding ad Aca¬demic Freedom: ‘Star Wars’ Research andthe University”. We are hosting this discus¬sion because we believe that Department ofDefense funding in general and “StarWars” funding in particular threaten theacademic freedom of scientists and the gen¬uine progress of science.The “Star Wars” (Strategic Defense Ini¬tiative or SDI) project began on March 23,1983, when President Reagan announced hiscommitment to developing a new genera¬tion of space-based superweapons which hesaid would render nuclear weapons “impo¬tent and obsolete.” Few technically in¬formed experts, however, believe that thisobjective is feasible. Even the Strategic De¬fense Initiative’s director, General JamesAbrahamson, admits that Reagan’s goal ofa nearly impermeable strategic defensesystem is unachievable (cited in a state¬ment by six prominent scientists which ap¬peared in the Jan. 2, 1985 issue of the WallStreet Journal). Despite such admissions,the propaganda campaign for the “PeaceShield” continues. To counteract this cam¬paign, many scientists across the country,including over 70% of the faculty of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Physics Department,have signed petitions condemning the pro¬gram. The University of Chicago petitionstates that a shield capable of defending theAmerican populace against a nuclear at¬tack is “not technically feasible” and thatthe development of a more limited system“will only induce a build-up of offensivemissiles by the Soviet Union, jeopardize ex¬isting arms control agreements, stalematecurrent strategic negotiations, and conse¬quently accelerate the nuclear arms raceand undermine international security.” De¬spite all this, the “Star Wars” program israpidly growing and an increasing percent¬age of scientific research funding is beingchanneled through this program. Thisraises anew the question of the proper roleof the University in relation to military re¬search.In their petition, the U of C physicists ex¬pressed serious concerns about the implica¬tions of Strategic Defense initiative fundingfor academic freedom. One threat comesfrom the security restrictions which oftenaccompany military research. The abilityto freely exchange, criticize, and debatenew scientific findings, regardless of ideo¬logy or national affiliation, is the lifeblood ofscience. In order to protect this freedom,the U of C has a policy which is intended toguarantee “complete freedom of researchand unrestricted dissemination of informa¬tion.” However, the physicists who signedthe petition fear that “SDI funding at Chi¬cago would...blur the distinction betweenclassified and unclassified research” morethan would other sources of funding.Current Defense Department policystates that no restrictions will be placed onthe publication of SDI research done oncampuses, unless previously agreed to bycontract. According to Janet Trubatch, ofthe University of Chicago’s Research Ad¬ministration Office, most grants funded bythe Department of Defense (DOD) comewith clauses which require a pre-publica¬tion review of all “sensitive” materialWhile this research may be unclassified ini-;tf i nritw tn Hu* nhv^ieftiT*; neftMop “SDI officials openly concede that any suc¬cessful unclassified project may becomeclassified.” DOD has also attempted to con¬trol the flow of unclassified scientific infor¬mation via export control regulations.SDI contracts may thus result in the ex¬clusion of talented foreign scientists andstudents from American research labora¬tories. U of C physicist Dr. Sidney Nagel is“troubled by all these restrictions (In SDIresearch contracts). Once one is accepted,then it is easier to get more in. The Univer¬sity has to take a very firm stand, or they’regoing to get pushed around. We have a com¬modity, research, which they want. Thisgives us a good deal of influence. No one isgoing to stand up for academic freedom ex¬cept the universities.”The University of Chicago currently ac¬cepts pre-publication review clauses withcertain qualifications. Sometimes, for ex¬ample, the University reserves the right toterminate a research project if it is de¬clared classified at some future point. Be¬cause of such policies, the Strategic DefenseInitiative Organization assigns most re¬search to consortiums of institutions. Thus aparticular institution could engage in non-classified portions of a project, other por¬tions of which were classified. If future de¬velopments caused the DOD to classify thework, the project could simply be shifted toanother institution in the consortium willingto do classified research. Scientists in¬volved in the project would be likely tomove with it, thus draining the university ofvaluable scientific talent. While participa¬tion in non-classified research in such a con¬sortium would not necessarily violate theletter of the U of C’s policy, it would violateits spirit. U of C researchers would still becontributing valuable information to classi¬fied weapons research projects. The consor¬tium approach is simply a devious attemptby the SDI organization to sidestep non¬classification policies such as that of theUniversity of Chicago.Pentagon spending in the universities al¬ready exceeds that of the National ScienceFoundation and, with projected growth ofSDI, the disparity is expected to increasedramatically. This vast influx of DOD fundsmight affect the kind of research which getsdone on university campuses. Some scien¬tists fear that basic research will be neg¬lected for the sake of goal-oriented weaponsresearch. Dr. Nagel considers this large in¬crease in military funding “a perversion ofscientific research in this country.” Oncethe university becomes accustomed to thisnew funding, it will be very difficult to dowithout it. The funding will thus create a de¬pendent constituency for SDI, making it po¬litically more difficult for some future,more enlightened, administration to curtailor eliminate the “Star Wars” program. De¬pendency on SDI funding might make scien¬tists more reluctant to defend the principleof academic freedom against further incur¬sions by the military. Scientists who didwish to avoid doing weapons research mightfind themselves without funding.In light of these concerns, we feel that anopen discussion about University policy willhelp to clarify the implications of militaryfunding for this University. We feel that it isimportant to eliminate the gray areas in theUniversity of Chicago’s policy with regardto SDI research. 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BlockStaff WriterThe Benton Fellows in Radio and TVBroadcasting presented a lecture in Wood-card Court Wednesday, February 5, enti¬tled, “Watching the Watchdog: Questionsabout the Ethics and Practices of Investiga¬tive Journalism.” The members of thepanel leading the discussion were newsbroadcasters who are studying at the U of Cfor two quarters while being paid their regu¬lar salaries by the Benton Foundation.The nine members of the panel (out of thetwelve Benton fellows this year) presenteda videotaped documentary news programcalled “Watching the Watchdog” and thenled a discussion about various issues on in¬vestigative reporting.The news documentary, studied an“arson for profit” story aired by the show.20/20 and ABC’s Nightline, in which a prop¬erty owner named Charles Roberts waswrongly implicated in having his own build¬ings burned so he could collect the insur¬ance. 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The answer suggested bythe speakers was, now more closely thanever.As panelist Julie Hartenstei noted, “manyjournalistic practices have come into scru¬tiny” in recent years due to highly publi¬cized cases of misinformation in new storiessuch as the “arson for profit” investigation.But the speakers on the panel were unani¬mously against increasing censorship forthat reason. “I’d rather see one mistake (inreporting), than to see a lot of shows getkilled,” concurred Hartenstein. when askedwhat recourse the “one mistake” wouldleave its victim, she replied, “that personwould have alternatives. He could take thenews station to court, and I’d hope hewins.” . ,A question raised near the end of the lec¬ture produced slightly mixed answers:what role does or should the media play inlaw enforcement? Clearly there have beencases were journalism has had legal conse¬quences like the Watergate investigationsby Woodward and Bernstein. 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He said thatFundingcontinued from page onelicit support, whether financial or non-fi-nancial, for organized efforts to influence,alter, or create public legislation or publicadministration policy.”Montgomery, who is being aided by lawstudents Steve Kurtz, David McCarthy andAndrew Smith, pointed out that subsection pis only applicable if all other criteria forfunding have been met.Despite Montgomery’s efforts to have thecase dismissed, the SFA Court justices de¬cided to try the case. “As the constitutional when he talked to people who were knownpedophiles and asked them to be inter¬viewed on the show,” I told them candidlythat I was so horrified at what they weredoing that if I found out anything (that theycould be legally charged with), I wouldn’thesitate to turn them in.” Miller said that“as a citizen” he had that moral obliga¬tion.section in question is new and may be unne¬cessarily confusing or contradictory, itseems evident that a test is in order,” wroteMichael Fitzgerald. Chief Justice of SFACourt, in a summary of the court’s opin¬ion.However, any decision handed down bySFA Court can only be advisory. “We can’tsay tell the Finance Committee that theyhave to pay or have to change the constitu¬tion,” Fitzgerald said. “The trial will justserve as a precedent.”SND on military fundingBy Geoff PotterContributing Writer“Military Funding and Academic Free¬dom” will be the topic for a panel discussionsponsored by the Students for Nuclear Dis-armanent in Kent Hall Room 107 on Mon¬day, February 17.The panel, moderated by U of C Philoso¬phy professor David Malament, will debatethe possible funding of research at the Uni¬versity by the Reagan Administration forthe Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), known as “Star Wars.”The Students for Nuclear Disarmament(SND), after consulting with professors, ad¬visors and the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists,assembled the panel, which includes theDirector of SDI Research at Argonne Na¬tional Laboratory, Richard Lewis, as wellas the former Chairman of the EditorialBoard of the Bulletin of Atmic Scientists andcurrent University Chemistry professor,Robert Gomer. 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Randolph St., 781-290010—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 14, 1986College NewsBy John NussbaumCollege News EditorSO MUCH FOR SCHOOLSPIRIT...A Spokane Superior Court juryordered Washington State Uni¬versity. to pay a former WSUcheerleader $353,000, reports TheDaily Evergreen. Kathleen Kirksued the university after shebroke he ankle and an arm whilepracticing a cheerleading stunt in1978.Her contention was that the in¬cident destroyed her promisingballet career, and that WSU wasnegligent by providing inade¬quate training and supervision.Unfortunately, it seems that WSUdid not include a $353,000 dona¬tion to an ex-cheerleader in itsannual budget. “The question iswhere is the money going to comefrom,” said G.A. “Jay” Hart¬ford, WSU vice president of busi¬ness and finance. He added, “The$3 million budget deficit for nextyear only aggravates that.” Rah,rah, rah.THE FERDINAND MARCOSSCHOOL OF GOVERNMENT...Most college students viewtheir respective institution’s stu¬dent government elections withnear total apathy, except for thefact that the campaign posterscover up the advertising for thatweekend’s parties.However, according to the Uni¬versity of Alabama’s studentnewspaper, The Crimson White,a group of UA students are tryingto make Richard Nixon’s CREEPlook like a bunch of amateurs.Theta Nu Epsilon, commonlyknown as The Machine, is a se¬cret group composed of the repre¬sentatives of approximately 26fraternities and sororities. TheMachine chooses a slate of candi¬dates and uses the membershipof its Greek organizations to electthem. It also imposes penaltiesand fines for any member whofails to vote in the elections.The Machine has controlled UA’s student government since1917, but this year is facing itsmost serious challenge. One anti-Machine candidate complainedof attempts to stop him by politi¬cal dealing, by threatening phonecalls, and even being run off theroad by a car which had a UAsticker and Greek letters on itsback window.The opposition party’s chair¬man suffered two cracked ribswhen he was attacked outside hisdorm, and two other non-Machinecandidates have also been am¬bushed.A member of a Machine frater¬nity was found in the office of oneindependent, searching throughhis desk, and The Machine is al-ledged to have placed wire tapson students phones. One unknowncaller said to a candidate thatThe Machine even had facultymembers on their side who wouldinsure that the student would suf¬fer academically unless hedropped out of the race.In addition, the three CrimsonWhite reporters who researchedthe story received obscene phonecalls and threats concerning thearticle. Does the CIA recruit atthe University of Alabama? 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February 14, 1386-11Wrestlers place 10th at Wheaton TourneyThe Maroons wrestling squad was back inaction this past weekend, as they participat¬ed in the tough twenty-two team field at theWheaton College Tournament. This highlycompetitive tournament featured two Divi¬sion I schools, a Division II school, and twotop-twenty Division III teams. As a result,the Maroons could only manage a tenthplace finish, three points out of eighth place.Coach Leo Kocher commented that “theWheaton tournament is the toughest teamtournament that we enter in all year. Ithelps us to prepare for the Conference tour¬nament.”Three wrestlers placed at Wheaton. Theywere Landall Cormier at 118 lbs., Joe Bo-chenski at 126 lbs., and Gene Shin at 190 lbs.Shin placed fourth while both Cormier andBochenski placed fifth. All three placerslost to the eventual tournament champion.Cormier pinned last year’s MCAC champi¬on at 118 lbs., Brian Makinster, of Coe.These two outstanding wrestlers may meetagain at the conference tournament. Shinwas just a few points away from the cham¬pionship, as he dropped a 5-4 decision and onOT match in the consolation final. Two days after the Wheaton tournament,the Maroons faced thirteenth ranked. Divi¬sion I Northwestern University at HCFH.The Wildcats prevailed with a 28-17 victory,but the many UC fans that showed up sawsome fine performances by the Maroons.The first two matches were exciting, but un¬fortunately in favor of the Wildcats. Cor¬mier lost an 18-11 decision, w hile Bochenskilost a 14-13 gruelling battle. With Bob Car-rigan winning by forfeit at 134 lbs., and JeffFarwell destroying his opponent 14-2, thematch was going well for the Maroons.Things even looked better as the Maroons’freshman phenom, Mickey Best, beat TimObrochta, a two-time Illinois state champfrom Oak Park-River Forest High School,by a score of 4-3.The Maroons lost their momentum short¬ly after this point. Except for Shin’s out¬standing five-point move in his 10-5 victoryover Mark Whitehead, who finished secondat junior nationals last year, there was notmuch for the crowd to cheer about. JimJohnston at 158 lbs., and heavyweight ScottRanges were both pinned. Wuentin Pa¬quette lost a 15-6 decision at 167 lbs., and the Maroons forfeited at 177 lbs.The Maroons do not wrestle again untilthe MCAC Tournament, which will be heldat Ripon of February 22. The ten weightclass champions and one wild card willThe Third StringThe late Mr. Phillip K. Wrigley wasfamous, or infamous for several policies bywhich he ran the Cubs for the forty years inwhich he personally owned them. The Cubsplayed at home only in the daytime; they al¬lowed no advertising inside the friendly con¬fines of Wrigley Field; they paid minesculesalaries to even their biggest stars; theynever had a giveaway day, and, most im¬portantly for the purpose of this column,they never held an oldtimers game. What awise man Mr. Wrigley was.Last Monday, a cackle of baseball’s all-time greats announced that they were goingto get a couple of teams together to play onefive inning exhibition in every major leagueball park this coming season. Gentlemen,nostalgia belongs in the mind, not in the qualify for nationals at Trenton, New Jer¬sey on February 28-March 1. The Maroonsshould most likely send one if not a fewwrestlers to the Nationals.Dennis A. Chanskyfield. Do us all a favor and keep those uni¬forms in the closet.Warren Spahn, one of the ring leaders ofthis oldtimers’ comeback scheme, says thathe is looking forward to getting out thereand showing people that he is current. Theonly problem with that Warren, is that youare not current. You are part of baseball’sglorious past, and the only thing that canmake you current again is to get a job as apitching coach or a fungo hitter, and active¬ly take part in real baseball. Seeing somereal fat guys hit the cut-off man on evenhops is not going to convince anyone thatyou used to be a god in mortal dress.I guess that an all-time great like WarrenSpahn just does not understand the natureof the game whose return we so anxiouslyawait. In his day, old Warren was smoth¬ered in adulation, and for good reason, atthat time he was simply the greatest left-handed pitcher that had ever lived. In hisretirement, Spahn was treated to our unfail¬ing respect. Till this day, Spahn lives for usin his accomplishments and his style. Thehigh leg kick, the screwball, the proverbial“...day of rain,” the World Series, theraised fist after becoming the olest pitcherever to win 20 games, all that will always beWarren Spahn to posterity. And here hecomes, wanting us to put side-by-side withthose great memories, images of himbouncing pitches up to the plate that old-timers half his age will cream over the headof Enos Slaughter, hobbling around centerfield. I don’t see why Warren just doesn’t goon a national tour promoting that miserableseason he spent with the Mets in 1964, as thetwelfth pitcher and baffled pitching coachon a staff that would allow 5 runs per gameon its way to losing over a hundred games.The effect would be the same, to diminish aHall of Famer in our eyes, by exposing thehuman condition which has shiny baseballhalo managed to hide for so long. Spahn hadtrouble saying so long to baseball once, andnow his ego, or his jealousy, or any unhappi¬ness he has been experiencing is forcinghim to try to recapture the unequalled es¬teem and affection we once harbored forhim. But W'arren, we still love you, even in abusiness suit and wing tips.Baseball regenerates itself, so that Spahnfollows Grove, Carlton follows Spahn. Va¬lenzuela follows Carlton, and Sidd Finch fol¬lows Valenzuela. Right now, Warren, and awhole bunch of his fellow oldtimers areready to leave the rank of legend, and jointhe rank of myth. As a myth, no one wouldever remember that on one rainy day at thePolo Grounds in 1962, Warren Spahn gaveup a grand slam home run in the ninth in¬ning to the Mets’ third string catcher HobyLandrith (yes, he played behind both ChooChoo Colemand and Chris Cannizaro) thattraveled about 263 feet to the right fieldgrandstand. The Mets won only 40 gamesthat year, and that was one of them, a 5-3 or6-4 victory.If Warren Spahn does not step back andenjoy his apotheosis as a man, some of usscribes are going to make sure that thename of Hoby Landrith lives on side by sidewith that of Warren Spahn.—DACRunner confusionBy Scott BernardStaff WriterMark Cawi let ’em hear from the Univer¬sity of Chicago at last Friday’s ChicagolandChampionships. The announcers, could notdistinguish between the three teams com¬peting whose names included “Chicago.”The announcers were even ignorantenough to introduce U of C stand-out John“Mr. Big” Seykora as a Chicago State stu¬dent. But Cawi made sure they’ll rememberthe U of C in the future.Just what did Mr. Big do? Oh, he only seta meet record in the shot put, flinging theorb 48’6’ His throw broke his previous per¬sonal record, set a week before, by almost 2feet and left him only 2‘/2 feet shy of quali¬fying for Division II Nationals.It’s too bad the Maroons didn’t benefitfrom the confusion surrounding the ChicagoSchools. The men could have used some ofthe points scored by alleged U of C athletes,for only one true Maroon besides Cawiscored in the meet. That was Major Robin¬son, whose fifth place in the 500m added 2points to Cawi’s 10 to give Chicago 12 points,well behind first-place College of DuPage’s113 points. The Maroons placed 10th in the13-team field.Three Maroons cruised in the distanceevents. Gary Levenson and Sean Love ran4:28 and 4:38, respectively, in the mile.Mike Rabieh ran 10:03 in the 2-mile run.Friday, February 14, 1906Men's basketball drops three straight gamesBy Jon HerskovitzStaff WriterIt has been a bad week for men’s basket¬ball at the University of Chicago. Losses toLake Forest, St. Norbert, and nationallyranked Beloit College have given this weeka doleful tone for Coach Angelus’s team.Even so, there has been some consolation indefeat. Chicago showed marked improve¬ment in their most recent games St. Norbertand Beloit.Saturday’s game against St. Norbert wasa struggle for Chicago from the opening tipto the final buzzer. Chicago took a threepoint lead early in the game when Dave Wittdrove the lane for a lay up, but six unans¬wered points from St. Norbert ended Chica¬go’s early and only lead. Norbert had tro¬uble extending its lead because of somesloppy play, but they managed to hold offChicago because the Maroon’s shooting wascold.As the half wound down, some Chicagoturnovers and defensive lapses helped Nor¬bert stretch their lead to eight with 3:00 left.Norbert was hitting against the Chicagozone defense, but the good play of Witt offthe offensive boards kept the Norbert leadin check. Rob Omiecinski’s jumper at thecorner with : 10 left put the score at 34-26 atthe half.Chicago controlled the game in the earlyminutes of the second half. When Witt as¬sisted Mike Clifford underneath, Chicago had cut the St. Norbert led to three at 35-32.But, the Green Knights quickly regroupedand put in four straight points.Chicago stayed in their zone defense,while Norbert played man-to-man for theentire second half. As the period passed by,the Norbert lead ebbed to as few as one andflowed to as many as nine. Each time thatChicago came close, Norbert quickly si¬lenced any charge. With 9:00 left in thegame, Chicago cut the lead to one at 49-50,but within a minute and half Norbertstretched their lead to nine.Facing a nine point deficit and time run¬ning down in the game, Chicago set up in azone press. Noerbert was surprised by thepress and they turned the ball over a coupleof times, and Chicago cut the lead to five.Little by little the Norbert lead narrowedas time was running out. With a minute leftto play, Chicago came within a basket afterOmiecinski hit a jumper that would havebeen a three pointer in any league. WhenNorbert brought the ball down the court,Witt picked up his fifth foul of the game on ablocking call. Norbert missed the front endof the one and one, and Chicago controlledthe rebound. With :45 left, Chicago had theball and a chance to tie. After passing theball around the paint Omiecinski was freedfor an 18ft jumper. The ball hit nothing butnet as the score was tied at 65-65 with : 25 leftto play. Norbert brought the ball down afterOmiecinski’s shot, they worked the ball in¬side. Tom Lepp stood his ground as Nor-bert’s center Pawalker drove the lane. Lepppicked up the charge, and with : 10 left, hehad a chance to put Chicago ahead for thesecond time in the game. Lepp’s front end ofthe one and one hit the back of the rim andbounced out. The rebound was cleared toNorbert, and with :01 left on the clock a 16ftjumper sealed the coffin, and gave Norbertthe victory at 67-65.Hopes of salvaging a victory looked des¬perate after the loss to St. Norberts and theprospects of playing Beloit on Tuesday. Thelast time Chicago played Beloit, they wereblown out. Now Beloit was ranked in the top20 for Division III basketball.Despite all the signals pointing to a cer¬tain defeat, Chicago controlled the openinghalf against Beloit. Early in the game Chi¬cago had a six point lead behind the strongplay of Mike Clifford, and from starting for¬ward Matt Sharpies. Beloit was forcing theball inside against the Chicago zone, andBy Sanjay KhareStaff WriterThe University of Chicago’s women’s bas¬ketball team won its last two games handi¬ly, preparing themselves for the upcomingconference showdown against St. Norbert.The Maroons scored a team record 101points in disposing of hapless Olivet-Nazarene 101-39 last Friday.The Maroons came out smoking, shootinga red-hot 53% from the field. GretchenGates led all scorers with 32 points, but thescoring was well distributed. Only oneplayer on the 12 woman squad did not score,and especially encouraging were the perfor¬mances turned in by the freshmen. Char-lean Cobbin came through with 10 points on5/7 shooting while Chris Bork, the otherfreshman standout, provided career highswith 10 rebounds and 14 points.A quick glance at the scoreboard wouldseem to show a similar performance for theMaroons on Saturday night as they dis¬patched Ripon 71-48. Veterans Madelyn Det-loff and Gretchen Gates played with theirusual brilliance gaining 20 and 17 points re¬spectively but there were several factors tothe game that could prove distressing toCoach Brower in a tough game. Although found nothing there. Chicago was shootingwell against the Buccaneers man-to-man.and stretched their lead to six midwaythrough the first half after Clifford hit a 6ftjumper off a Sharpies’s steal.Beloit put it into overdrive, and left Chi¬cago behind to breathe the dust. Beloitstretched its lead further and further. With2:47 left, Clifford brought Chicago to its clo¬sest margin when he hit a 16ft jumper tomake the score 53-47. After Clifford’s bas¬ket, Beloit went to a stall. Chicago put Beloiton the line to try to cut into the lead, butnear flawless foul shooting put the game outof reach. When the buzzer sounded a gamethat Chicago lead for most of the way turnedinto a frustrating loss at 65-51.Three losses, but Chicago showed someimprovement over the last time they playedthese teams. Clifford was the leading scorerin both the Beloit and Norbert games. Thefinal game of the 1985-86 season is this Mon¬day night when Chicago plays those ever sohated Foresters of Lake Forest. This will beyour last chance to see Chicago at home thisseason.the Maroons were impressive early, run¬ning off 12 straight points to make the score23-11, as soon as the Ripon’s women startedto press the Maroons started to fall apart.The only thing that saved Chicago wasRipon’s dismal shooting. The Maroons man¬aged to get the ball past half court a fewtimes and went into the half ahead by 19.Ripon opened up the second half with afull-court press which befuddled the Chica¬go team, forcing 9 turnovers from theMaroon guards when all was said and done.If this were not enough to occupy CoachBrower, on one of the few occasions that theMaroons broke the Ripon press long, start¬ing center Maria Del Favero who hadplayed brilliantly up to that point with 12points, 21 rebounds and 5 blocked shotscame down on a Ripon player’s foot. Del Fa¬vero suffered a severe ankle sprain, whichin all likelihood, puts her out of Thursday’sbig match-up against St. Norbert. Thisthrusts freshman Bork and sophomoreCheylene Chelf, neither of whom haveplayed extensively in big games, into apressure situation. Without spectacularplay from the other four starters and amammouth effort from Bork, Thursdaynight could be a long one for the Maroons.Lady Maroons maul opponentsThe Third String David GardinerTo play for a living. It’s something everyonethinks about at one time or another in their life. Un¬iversally, the thought’s implanted in young mindsas they crawl under the living room coffee table,build sand castles, or stare out the window whileSister Mary drones on. Few people are fortunateenough to actually see their lives become a questfor fun. Part of the group that do is professional ath¬letes, specifically pro basketball players. Most pro¬ball players speak of hours spent on the playgroundor in the gym. These “hours” they speak of cannotbe considered work. Not the kind of work that’sbeing done in everyday working society. Not thekind of work most people refer to.In one of the thirty second blurbs done on theplayers in the All Star game, Magic Johnson spokeof the hours he worked when he was younger. Hishard work for the most part consisted of one-on-onegames against himself. Well, actually they were be¬tween Wilt Chamberlin and Bill Russell. He did agood job of working though, now he’s getting closeto 1 million dollars a year to play.Perhaps a better example of a player is Michael Ray Richardson. Here’s a player who knows how to“play”. Richardson’s pulling in $900,000 a year asone of the New Jersey Net’s star attractions. Mi¬chael Ray is also facing a possible two-year suspen¬sion from the NBA for a repeat of a drug problem.After being released from a drug-rehab program,Richardson called the team to say he didn’t feelwell and was making a doctor’s appointment. As ofTuesday, neither the team nor the doctor had seenhim. Nets’ Chief Operations man Lewis Schaffelsaid only, “We’ve called all the usual places”. OnRichardson’s return, he faces one of two standardNBA options: 1) submit to a drug test which, if posi¬tive, will admit him to a rehab program (his secondsubsequently suspending him) or 2) voluntarilyadmit himself to a rehab center. The only side op¬tion would be a negative result of the drug testwhich would simply hand him over to the organiza¬tion for their own disciplinary procedures.In the past, procedures such as these were notcommon knowledge to the general public. In fact,they didn’t exist. It is good though refreshercourses like this turn up so often. Quintin Dailey’s always good for a little help there. Quintin Dailey,one of the most talented players to graduate from aschool where Bill Russell played, has been a studyof delinquency. His senior year, he was arrested forraping a med student (during the hearings hechanged his plea from guilty to innocent). Shortlyafter graduating, he boasted of being paid for a jobin Salinas, California that didn’t exist. After joingthe Bulls, Dailey frequently was missing for per¬sonal reasons and oftentimes no reason at all.These problems finally came to a head with his ad¬mission to a drug program after missing what mayhave been his final game as a Chicago Bull.Not all professional athletes are schleps. Quitethe contrary,, the majority are honest, determinedpeople who take their job as seriously as someonewho takes the Burlington every morning to workand works ten hours in a LaSalle St. office. It’s theones who “play” that are hurting. 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Go on to the next song’; stuff, and I like to see those people—drummers,winding down in their dressing room section at those transitional points could be totally dif- percussionists, conga players—come back andthe Vic. They just finished their second Chicago ferent. You could say, I didn’t hear them do that good people, Santana, come in and do a go goshow, after performing at Mandel Hall the night going into this song last night, and that’s what tune, cause they can do it if they really lookedbefore. helps makes that feel different from each -at it and they can make it happen, you know,“All right, we get to see the Chili Peppers show.” and I just like it. Even though I’ve been playing,again tonight,” says Tony Fisher, the bassist, Reed describes Trouble Funk’s music as “a • 'ike it myself. I mean, I love it, I love go golaughing. With that announcement about half of combination of everything. It has a combination music.”the ten-member band file out to go upstairs. of some classical, like we played tonight Trouble Reed says the band members, all of whomThen Taylor Reed, vocalist, trumpeter, and Funk Express with the Minuet #5 by Bach, but we have college degrees except for the drummerwearer of the coonskin cap, arrives and an- played our own variation of it. And then we who is only 19, use their music educations to im-nounces that he’s the guy to be interviewed. He have a George Clinton funk thing, his is not more ' prove Trouble Funk’s sound. They also use theirasks, “Did we groove you tonight, too?” That musical as it is vocal, and we have a gospel call- crowds to gage their work: “We knew where ourquestion is the test for Trouble Funk the test and-response blues thing, and we have our per- music was going, and we stuck with it, we stuckbeing whether or not the audience one, moves a cussion—the rhythm flowing all the time; that’s with and we wanted to grow so we had to,lot, and two, has a very good, seriously good why it stays with you, because even when we from the music training that we had, we usedtime. Trouble Funk, never fails, of course, be- break it down, the rhythm is still there, you can that to analyze the music as we played it, so wecause they have never had a stationary audi- still feel it, and then when we bring it up, bump, started saying, “What is really making thisence or even a tired one, the two just don’t bump (imitates percussion) it’s hitting you cause music happen?” Then we figured out one thingmix. you’re already there.” Trouble Funk’s musicians and started using that more, then we say,Comparing tonight’s show to last night’s, Reed have varied backgrounds which allow for the “What else can make the music happen?” andsays, “I think it (tonight’s show) was good. No, combination sound typifying their go go. we say, ‘Well, okay, the congas, well let’s turnboth of them was good, you know? Which crowd There are members who were formally the congas up, let’s give it more sound, morewas the better crowd? Which crowd was the bet- trained in jazz, classical, and music education. tones and colors and timbre,’ and we use that,ter crowd?” He yells into the next room to key- Reed continues, “I can’t say it’s (go go) all James And we continue, from that day on, we alwaysboardist James Avery. Avery walks in, “Last Brown, I can’t say it’s all classical, it’s something analyze what we’re doing, and that’s a contin-night’s crowd was best.” Reed agrees and then new, and I think it's more rhythmic, it would be uous thing alongside the music, cause that’s thesays, “But this night’s crowd was good now, I’m more of an original thing, African-foundation, only way you can get better, better at some-not going to take it away from them, they were more of a Latin-foundation, more into that thing, or grow with the music itself, cause thegood now.” Reed says the variety of audiences rhythmic thing, like Spanish or African, they music will change. Go go is going to change justthey perform to responds “about the same,” ex- have this rhythmic thing with percussion instru- like blues change. Go go will change so we havecept in D.C. “Oh, well, in D.C. it’s majority a ments, all of them do, and I think this is what’s to flow. People determine the changes of music,black audience except when we play a certain happening here, but it’s not an African form of so we ar® into people, as you see. A lot of ourclub, when we play at the 9:30 Club in D.C. and percussion, it’s an American form of percussion music is about the people, the crowd, so we fol-it’s majority white audience. When we play at because it originated here and the ideas are low somehow. We analyze the people and weWarner Theater or Georgetown University, it’s here. It might come out to be that, well, all those * pick out those things, and somehow it seems tomajority white. You know, you have your white kinds of rhythms are African rhythms, or all work out fine."section where you go play and your black where these kind of rhythms are Mexican rhythms, all When they write new songs, usually one per-you go play.” Trouble Funk does not change those kind of rhythms Puerto Rican, but it’s an son comes up with an idea and everybody addstheir show for any audience, but every show is American form of rhythmic thing, you know, in- on to it. As Reed puts it, “Say I might come updifferent. According to Reed: stead of saying this is an African sound, you with the idea like ‘hug a butt,’ or ‘drop the“We go up on stage, only thing we do is say know, but it’s not, and you can hear it—it might bomb,’ then everybody feel off of it, and most ofwhat we re hitting first and what we’re hitting be something like it—but it’s not quite. So, it’s the time, everybody benefits from it. Instead oflast, and everything else is done through eye to not, like I said, a lot of people said George Clin- saying, ‘it’s mine,’ everybody benefits fromeye contact. We feel each other out, that’s why ton, but it’s not really an all the way African that record, so we try to do it like a collectivesometimes it’s good for us when the stage is too thing, but you can hear that African; it’s not all thing, but the idea is, it’s a personal thing fordamn big, cause we can’t even see each other the way Spanish-hop, but you can hear some of the person who did it, among us, you know, butand we like being close on stage.” Avery sits, that in there. Go go is a sound of its own right everybody benefits from everything.”deciding to stay for a while and adds, “Our dis- now. Truthfully, it’s another form of American “We are working on lyrics. We would like tocography is so long, it’s about 7 years long now, music. It’s another style of music for America.” put in messages, like I said on stage tonight, ‘ifso we can never play all the songs—we just play According to Reed, Trouble Funk knew go go you're gonna drink you should dance’ because Iwhatever feels good, or whatever the audience would become more popular. “Truthfully, we feel that if you drink, the dance will help burnwants to hear. A lot of times the audience will knew it would become something. There was no up some of that, and it’s bad enough if you’recontrol what we’ll play. When they call a song doubt in our mind that go go was on the one. knocked out when you’re not drinking, so wethey want to hear, sure we’ll give it to you.” Like the movie says, “Go go is good to go.” The l*ke t° send out messages that will help peopleReed goes on to say, “See, in some ways to- Movie Good to Go, in which Trouble Funk does not hurt themselves, and be happy about whatnight’s crowd was similar to last night’s because four songs, will be released this May. Trouble is happening, instead of us putting a lot of lyricsthe things we played last night seemed to be the Funk’s sound is important to Reed because, “I in something bout something that people al-same thing that worked tonight. Maybe a little think history repeats itself and we’re in more of ready know; we don’t try to do that, we try tobit more percussion here, or a little bit more rap a dance era now, and I think people will enjoy, flow with the crowd, we try to say things thathere, but where we go tomorrow might put us as much as I do, to dance freely, but with some- mean something to them and in another waytotally different. That way, instead of just play- thing driving you to do it, but not just saying may not mean nothing to them. You know, youing for ourselves—we don’t play for ourselves, ‘I’m tired.’ You can be tired and go go music will want to keep things balanced off. Now, sendingwe don’t get up there and play for ourselves— just take you along and you’ll say, “Wow, I’m on messages like ‘if you’re gonna drink you shouldand every night is completely different. And the that trip and I’m down there,’ and when we cut dance,’ that’s one thing you could say, or ‘youthing about it, you might’ve heard this, every- off, ‘ooh, that was something else’; and I like the can dance if you want to,’ you know, or ‘pump,thing tonight, but somehow you say you style to get over. It’s important for me to get pump, pump it up,’ you know, you’re gonnacould’ve felt different about it, and that’s the this style over and I’d like to see other musi- psych yourself up."feel that the rhythms might be different, or the cians, good musicians, just like your jazz musi- Continued on page 4This year,some of our graduateswill be rememberedunder the followingyearbook heading i•••Those Not Pictured.“Don't be a blank spot.” Your collegeyearbook is a lasting memory of agreat part of your life.For your sake, and others,get your picture taken.s 1982 Vardan Studios. IncSITTINGS: Mon. & Tues., Feb. 17-18Reynolds Club North Lounge, 9-5No Appointment Necessary TANG TSOU —The Cultural Revolution andPost-Mao Reformsmui nsnunwiiktffltniMIStiattAUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCH OF HYDE PARKLUTHERAN CAMPUS CENTER5500 SOUTH WOODLAWN, CHICAGO, ILLINOISyCuamta/iu (joncert ue/4e&PRESENTS:TENORQ)awdjfiic&mp -PIANOperforming works of: Telemann, Schubert,Barber, and Faurec4A/>. /4tA 4:00Jb/nSponsored by Lutheran Campus MinistriesSection of General internal Medicineandthe university of Chicago Center on Agingpresents a lecture byROBERT H. BINSTOCK, Ph.D.Henry R. Luce Professor of Aging, Health, and SocietyCase western Reserve UniversityonOlder Persons and 'The High Cost of Dying":An Examation of Data and ImplicationsMonday, February 174:00 PMJ-137, Surgery Brain Research institute5812 Ellis AvenueThe Poetry CenterProudly PresentsMAXINE KUMINPulitzer Prize WinnerAcademy of American Poets1985 Award WinnerTuesday, February 18, 8PMSpecial Chicago AppearanceAt The School of the Art Institute of ChicagoColumbus Drive and Jackson Boulevard$4, $3 students and senior citizensSAIC students admitted free Thehair performers!Family Styling CenterNOW FEATURING!!THE INDOOR TANNING SYSTEM1621 E 55th STREETChicago, il 60615 (312)241-7778We Don't Promise A Great Perm, We Guarantee It.Custom Perms $30 $60NOW s15-*30“huindiupin* mid *t>linit not included“double procciw ditfhtlv hillherPERM SALE FOR OUR NEW ASWELL AS ESTABLISHED CLIENTS2—FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 14 'i£)8F—GRFY C(TY JOURNAL14 4. 4* 15 t 4, 16 J, J. 17 J. 4, 18 4. JL 19 4. JL 20F 7k v\ s VC v( SU A M « 7k j 7k 7k yy 7k yC thSPECIAL LOVE CALENDARtcaXov fioi TOVTO7TOiov<rrj davelv. OepfiTjv €7ri yjrvxpolai,KapBiav €^€t?. kLisa Lisa and Cult Jam That's right, it'sthe “I Wonder If I take You Home"girl. LLCJ plays tomorrow night athe Vic along with Full Force for oneshow at 10, $13.50 advance/$15 atthe door, 3145 N Sheffield,472-0366.Ooze Magazine At the West End to-night, 1170 W Armitage,525-0808.Condition Blue At Wise Fools Pub withJimmie Smith tonight and tomorrownight. 2270 N Lincoln, 929-1510.Megan McDonough Tonight at Hol-steins, 2464 N Lincoln, 273-3331.Leo Kottke Enjoy an acoustic eveningat Park West, tomorrow night 7:30,322 W Armitage, 559-1212.Patrick Moxey WHPK presents DJ Pa¬trick “Foxey” Moxey, playing re¬quests and rocking haus, at theSmart Bar. Wednesday 9:30 to 4am, no cover, 3730 N Clark,549-4140.if I LOVE if*THEATER gerously close to Kafka-land, thegreater part of it, even some scenesof dreamlike fantasy, remainstough-minded and compelling. Themeeting of an immovable object andan irresistible force is a difficult sub¬ject, and McLaughlin deals with it in¬telligently and without hedging;nonetheless, the play seems onedraft away from revealing the truepower latent in the material. If andwhen the draft is produced, it is tobe hoped that the same cast can beassembled — Amy Morton and Wil¬liam L. Petersen are terrific. Her un¬ravelling is positively alarming, andhis composure is just as creepy. Rec¬ommended. Remains Theater Ensem¬ble, thru March 9. Organic Theater,3319 N Clark. $13-516. — MKIf I LOVEFILM *I LOVE t,MISC JVCaribbean Carnival Party featuring theband Waterhouse playing “Ja-marian sounds": reggae, calypso,Jamaican folk, and jazz. See articlethis issue. Fri at the InternationalHouse, 1414 E 59, 9 pm to 1 am, $4for general, $1 for residents,753-2274.Chaos or Community The Dilemmas ofAmerican Constitutional Democracyin its Third Century. DePaul Facul¬ty/Student Panel Discussion. SchmittAcademic Center, 2323 N Seminary,Mon at 7:30 pm, Rm 154.Divestment Picket of the Administra¬tion Building U of C Coalition for Di¬vestment, Mon, Tues, Wed, fromnoon to 1 pm.Divestment Picket of Goodspeed Hall Uof C Trustees Executive CommitteeMeeting Thurs, time—TBA. callCarole, 363-0890.Military Funding and Academic FreedomStar Wars Research and the Univer¬sity Panel discussion organized by agroup of concerned faculty and stu¬dents at the University of Chicago.Kent Hall, Mon at 3 pm, 684-6006 or643-4867.The Atrium Shopping Mall in the Stateof Illinois Center, 100 W Randolph,becomes “Greektown” to celebrateand salute “Zorba” Tues, 11 am to 2pm. 346-0777.Lincoln Opera Black soloists from Lin¬coln Opera’s resident company per¬form exerpts from Porgy and Bessand works by Black classical com¬posers. Soloists are Deborah Tound-tree, Rodney Stapleton, AlbertThrelkeld, and Lana Lindsey.Formed in 1983, Lincoln Opera is arepertory company of young Chica¬go operatic artists who perform forthe enrichment of audiences in com¬munities where opera has not beenavailable or affordable. PrestonBradley Hall, Chicago public libraryCultural Center, 78 E Washington,Sat at 12:15 pm, 346-3278.Chicago Women in Publishing Programto discuss the factors influencing thecomposition of textbooks at the pri¬mary and secondary levels and theeffect that those factors have on theeditorial decisions, and personnelresponsible for making them. TheChicago Press Club, 410 N MichiganAve, Wed at 6 pm, 274-7686.Bethel—Creating, Working, Helping Anexhibition documenting a series ofcreative and productive therapiesdeveloped in Bethel to make the sickand the handicapped inhabitantsaware of their abilities to be usefuland creative. The Goethe Institute,401 N Michigan Ave, through March5, 329-0915.is I love J,If ART 1*Austrian Drawings Works by three"cathartic” artists...for them, itmay be cathartic, not for me. ThruFeb 23 at the Renaissance Society,4th floor Cobb, Tues-Fri 10-4, Sat-Sun 12-4.Jean Metzinger in Retrospect Works ofthe little-known French Cubist. ThruMarch 9 at Smart Gallery, 5550Greenwood. Tues-Fri, 10-5, Sat-Sun12-5.Mark Power: Images 1982-1985 Thephotographer’s first american show. Thru March 23 at 57th st Books,1301 E 57th. 684-1300Sweet Art Experimental films and an¬imation, tonight at 7:30 at the HydePark Art Center, 1701 E 53rd.Just Four Works by four U of I Cham-paigne/Urbana School of Art and De¬sign faculty members: Joan Gassisi,Byron Sletten, Timothy Van Laarand Millie Wilson. Thru March 8, atthe Hyde Park Art Center, 1701 E53rd. Tues-Sat, 11-5.What’s Love Got To Do With It? ARC’Sannual Valentines day show, featur¬ing small works by local artists,today only. Also showing thruMarch 1, paintings and constructionsby Jan Calek, an installation by An¬drew Owens, and mixed media ta¬pestries by Harriet Hanson. At ARCGallery, 356 W Huron. 266-7607Evil Eyes Malediction in Visual ArtMaybe these are friends of the Aus¬trians at Renaissance. Thru March 1,at Artemisia, 341 W Superior.751-2016Thomas Kapsalis: Paintings and Workson Paper, showing concurrently withBob Nugent: Works on Paper.Openstoday, with a reception from 5-8 pm,and runs thru March 11, at Roy BoydGallery, 215 W Superior. 642-1606Roland Ginzel: New York, showing con¬currently with Joel Fisher: Sculp¬ture. Opens today with a receptionfrom 5-7:30 pm, and runs thru March4, at Dart Gallery, 212 W Superior.787-6366Untitled Group Show including worksby eight Chicago women artists:Kimberly Burleigh, Sarah Charles-worth, Nancy Chunn, Janet Cooling,Linda Horn, Lillian Mulero, LouiseLawler, and Kay Rosen. Openstoday with a reception from 5-7 pm,and runs thru March 15, at FeatureGallery, 340 W Huron. Wed-Sat,11-5.Michael Collyer Semi-figurative paint¬ings, influenced by ethnic art forms,comprise the first show of this localartist. Opens today with a receptionfrom 5-7:30 pm at Klein Gallery,356 W Huron. 787-0400Frances Myers: Paintings and PrintsOpens today with a reception from5-8 pm, at and runs thru March 15,at Perimeter, 356 W Huron. Tues-Sat, 11-5:30.Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.: A Photogra¬phic Chronicle From the collections ofTime, Inc and the Chicago Sun-Times.Thru Feb 28, at Montgomery WardGallery, 750 S Halsted. Mon-Fri,11-6, Sat 1-5.Louis H. Sullivan: Unison With NatureArchitectural ornaments by the Chi¬cago architect, in tin, terra cotta,wood, and iron. The exhibition in¬cludes the actual specimens as wellas drawings and photograhs of thebuildings they were designed for.Thru March 15 at the CulturalCenter, 78 E Washington. 744-6630.Women of Courage These are primarilycolor photographic portraits ofBlack women who made significantcontributions to society during thiscentury, taken by Judith Sedwick.The photos were taken in conjunc¬tion with the Black Women Oral His¬tory Project, sponsored by RadcliffeCollege's Schlesinger Library on theHistory of Women in America. ThruMarch 15, at the Cultural Center, asabove.Material and Metaphor: ContemporaryAmerican Ceramic Sculpture 60 Ce¬ramic and mixed media sculpturesby 24 invited artists, including fourinstallations custom tailored to thespace. Thru March 29. at the Cultur¬al Center, as above.1L0VE ifDANCE 9Doris Ressl in Concert With guestchoreographers Bob Eisen and TariGallagher. Fri, Sat, at MoMing.1034 West Barry, $7.50,472-9894.American Ballet Theatre under the di¬rection of Mikhail Baryshnikov stillat the Auditorium Theatre, 70 E Con¬gress, through Sat, call 922-2110.I LOVE IUMUSIC VAlgebra Suicide They call it experimen¬tal music, whatever that could beand they’ll be conducting researchalong with Tribe and Women in Loveat Caspars tomorrow night at 10.$5, Belmont and Southport,871-6680Tahuantinsuyo and Brazil Folklore Thisis the final concert of a month longHispanic Festival at the Old TownSchool of Folk Music. Catch these twoSouth American groups tomorrownight for two shows, 8 & 10:30, $7,909 W Armitage, 525-7793Big Twist and the Mellow Fellows Cruiseto Biddy Mulligan’s and groove tothe twistin’ fat dudes tonight and to¬morrow night at 7644 N Sheridan,761-6532.Mike Jordan and the Rockamantics Ap¬pearing at Fitzgerald’s tonight andtomorrow night, 6615 RooseveltRoad, 788-2118Junior Wells Back from a tour ofEurope, the living legend, the godfa¬ther of the blues harmonica will de¬scend upon Chicago and sink into thedepths of the Kingston Mines to¬night and once again tomorrownight to straighten out our lives2548 N Halsted, 477-4646. Animal Crackers Who’s that man in thetub? Why, it’s Captain JeffreySpalding, noted African explorerand wreaker of havoc, played byMark Audrain in this first-ever ama¬teur production of the classic MarxBrothers musical. Spalding is wel¬comed by Mrs. Rittenhouse and herguests at her statue-showing party,but before anyone can get a goodlook at it, it’s stolen and replacedand stolen again. Meanwhile, WallyWinston, with the aid of ArabellaRittenhouse, is getting some dirt ontycoon Chandler for his newspapercolumn, unaware that Chandler is re¬ally his boss. Yes, all this in oneplay! Maybe Mrs. Rittenhouse’smanor isn’t the place you’d like togo for a party (the card tables keepcollapsing, and you never knowwhen the butlers will burst into songand dance), but it’s sure a lot of funto watch the proceedings. Thru Sat.and again Feb 20-22 at the ReynoldsClub first floor theater, $4. $5Hamlet by William Shakespeare. Thishighly acclaimed production of Sha¬kespeare’s play about the melan¬choly Dane was reputed to be one ofthe most exciting pieces of theaterproduced in this city in quite a while— and the way productions havebeen going in this city, that's sayingquite a bit. It’s only running twoweeks in this encore presentation.Well, I’m going, and I would urgeanyone with the remotest interest inthe production to go too. They’ll alsobe producing Kabuki Faust in March,also an encore of a highly acclaimedproduction. Highly recommended.Thru March 2 at the Civic Theatre,20 N Wacker. 346-0270Days and Nights Within If EllenMcLaughlin’s two-character playabout a woman suspected of espio¬nage in 1950's East Berlin occasion¬ally loses focus and veers dan¬ Spirit of the Beehive (Victor Erice, 1975)Caught up in the horrors of fictionand real life, a lonely, introvertedseven-year-old (Ana Torrent) be¬friends a fugitive soldier and fanta¬sizes that the adults after them rese¬mble monsters. A delicate, sensitiveportrait of the mysteries of child¬hood, Spirit of the Beehive exempli¬fies the new Spanish Cinema. Sat at7:30 and 9:30 pm, InternationalHouse. $2.59 - BTIn the Name of the People (Frank Chris¬topher and Alex Drehsler. 1985) Aportrayal of life in El Salvador’s“zones of control," that is. zonesheld by rebels fighting the Salva¬doran military. Christopher andDrehsler lived in these areas for sixweeks in 1982. Their film allows usto see the guerillas as human beingsand to understand why they arefighting against the increasing on¬slaught by the U.S. funded anddirected army of El Salvador. Nar¬rated by Martin Sheen and nominat¬ed for an Academy Award for bestdocumentary. Sunday, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes West Lounge. Free.The Idiot (Akira Kurosawa. 1951) Jux¬taposing simplemindedness with in¬satiable passion. Kurosawa bringsto life the trenchant commentary ofDostoevsky. Although a commercialfailure, this film has been praised byGeorge Sadoul, the noted Frenchcritic, as “the best adaptation evermade of this novel and indeed of anyof Dostoyevsky’s novels," Houndedby his producers to cut the film byhalf, Kurosawa retorted: “If youwant to cut it, you had better cut itlengthwise.” Thurs at 8 pm, Interna¬tional House. $2 — BTChoose Me (Alan Rudolph. 1984) DOCFri at 7, 9:15, and 11:30 pm.His Girl Friday (Howard Hawks, 1940)LSF, Fri at 7:30 and 10 pm.Deliverance (John Boorman, 1972)DOC. Sat at 7. 9:15 and 11:30 pm.Diabolique (Henri-Georges Clouzot,1954) DOC, Sun at 8 pm.Bell. Book and Candle (Richard Quine.1958) LSF, Wed at 8:30 pm.Grey City Journal 14 February 86Staff: Steven K. Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Steve Best, Heather Blair,Michele Bonnarens, Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd, Gideon D'Arcangelo, Fre¬derick Dolan, Anjali Fedson, Dierdre Fretz, Irwin Keller, Stefan Kertesz,Bruce King, Mike Kotze, Nadine McGann, David McNulty, Miles Men¬denhall, David Miller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, Jordan Orlando,John Porter, Laura Rebeck, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, Paul Rf-hens,Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz, Sahotra Sarkar, Ann Schaefer, Wayne Sco.:,Mark Toma. Bob Travis. Ken Wissoker, Rick Wojcik.Production: Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King, Jordan Orlando.Editor: Stephanie Bacon. a\\a p.' 6 ircLh/KOLTo,^ "Ai8a<i £<ocrav ayeirav *A%epovTO<; utcrav, ov0 vpevalajveytcXrjpov, OUT €TTU>Vp<f>€l6<i TTOJ Tt? VpLVO?vpivrjoev, a\\' 'A^tpovn wpifevoo).GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1986-3Continued from page 1Avery likes the messages through ex¬ample approach. “Another thing we do,too, we've used ourselves as examples,you know, not only are we musicians, wehave educations, several guys in thegroup have bachelor's degrees, somehave master’s degrees, so we try to makea statement of ourselves, you know, justlike a lot of us in the group, we don't evendrink alcohol, nor use any drugs, so theseare (messages) via examples that wemake to people, and a lot of times by mak¬ing the example, it’s not always necessaryto speak and you can see that natural en¬ergy on stage. ’ .Trouble Funk has used going under¬ground as a way to spread their music.“Trouble Funk's music has always been un¬derground music, and it s really beenmore popular in England than it has in theUnited States." reports Avery. “Europeas a whole. Germany and other places, themusic has been very popular because it'snew. and it s underground, and it’s a rawsound."A lot of people are sayingnow that the record 'Drop the Bomb.’ whenit came out underground, it probably sold5 or 6 million records underground, but wedon't know, cause records flow anyways.■ground has showed for us thatthere’s another avenue of communicationfor people if they really want it. If you re¬ally want to communicate, you can, youdon't have to sit around and take every¬thing everybody gives you. you can do.. • .. '. ' ' \ ■■ ■ • : .things you want in life ana you don't have.ay out there on thelimb, all the time, and this is what we did,we went underground because we said, ifwe re going to let someone take control ofus and in charge of this music, this musicwould never be here today.’’Depending on how much they have beentouring and what everyone’s schedule islike, the band tries to practice 3 times aweek. Reed says they do not have a regu¬lar warm-up before a show. “We re al¬ready down. We might hit a couple of1■. ■ ayou know.' ” As long as everyone keepsup on their individual instrument, believesAvery, it's no problem.Trouble Funk is now seif-produced in con¬junction with Isiand Records. They used tonave their own record company calledD.E.T.T. but that is now owned and operat¬ed by go go producer Maxx Kidd underthe name T.T.E.D. Trouble Funk decided onIsland Records because they felt confidentthat Isiand knew how to handle a newsound well. Island was in large part re¬sponsible for the spread of reggae, asthey produced many reggae artists. Is¬land is also helping Trouble Funk withGood to Go. Trouble Funk has gotten manyoffers for many things, yet they feel thatsince they resisted so many of the offers,they are now the most successful go goband. They feet that the other go go bandshave not gotten as far due to internalprobiemSJ^ *While some of D.C.'s other go go bandsmay not have had as much commercial suc¬cess, Reed feels that they help TroubleFunk. “Once in awhile we go see the otherbands, but very seldom. Most of the time,they come see us cause they got to knowwhat's happening, ff we say ‘chicken,'’they say ‘chicken,’ if we say ‘freak ’emout,’ they start saying ‘freak ’em out.’ Wealmost create the language and stuff too,you know, cause we started It, so most ofby Carole Byrd“Hear the words that the Rasta Mansay...” sang Bob Marley. a message thatwas simple and clear, “...live for others..inthe kingdom of Jah.” Keith Eric originallycame to this country 10 years ago to studyaccounting—-to bring back to his country“yankee knowhow” as he calls it. But Ericdiscovered the joy and the power of musicto create for others a world of greater un¬derstanding. and he began to study hisfirst love—voice—at Chicago's AmericanConservatory of Music. Every Friday, Ericand his band Waterhouse visit schools andchildens’ gatherings to expose them to acultural and musical experience they haveprobably never had. "Children only getwhat is fed to them.” says (jiric. “I want toexpose them to a different culture to helpbreak down barriers and bring greaterunderstanding about the world they are apart of.”When Eric began putting his band to¬gether over a year ago, first withmembers from the Chicago conservatory,and then adding members that he metfrom outside the school, he was a littlewary of jumping right into the reggaescene. “My concept of what we should bedoing,” says Eric, “didn’t concern playingin bars. I’m a singer and a dancer, and Iwant to express my things from my home;to e/cnange my culture Consequently,v-q-i' ;,'4; ■ ' schools,fairs and internationa festivals instead,doing the “cultural thing” as Eric says,with a high-energy brand of music that the the time we’re always doing somethingfirst. Some once in a while they might comeup with something to help. Other bands,what was good about the other bands, yougot about 30 bands in D C. playing go go-little bands, big bands—and what wasgood about the go go style that we like isthat all these other little bands help makeit happen by playing it, and they helpedmake us more aware that something wasthere, when all these other bands startedplaying it, because you had bands likeChuck Brown and the Soul Searchers andE.U. (Experience Unlimited) that told uswhen we first started playing, they saidthey would never play this, they told us toour face that they would never play this,and about a month later, everybody wasplaying it.”“There’s competition between all of theother bands, but not us. They respect us,truthfully, they do, because they knowwe’re out here right now. We go to L.A.,Texas. New Orleans, here. North Carolina.South Carolina because we’re setting theground for all go go bands and if you'regood and you come out here, then peopleare gonna like you, if you’re not good,they're not gonna accept you. Same thingwith the Junkyard Band. We had beenplaying and the Junkyard Band was imi¬tating us on their junk. You know, theywere imitamg our percussionists.''Reed and Avery nave different expla¬nations about why go go music is strictly aWashington. D C. phenomenon. Reed s sea-there. That s where we started playing. Ifwe had been in L.A., it (go go) would havestarted in L A.” Certainly some people(and definitely other go go bands) woulddisagree that go go music started withTrouble Funk. Avery credits go go musicmore to the residents of D.C.: “Anotherreason, too, Washington, D.C. is a verytransient city, it’s 80S black, it’s the centerof government, and a city in which thereare a lot of marching bands, a lot of col¬leges, so you have the influences of live•••. j v '■Washington, D orced • nave.. . ' : ■ . ' ’ . /. :V: . . • M >and so much of everything else, and"< •D.C.;; you ed to sayhere. I exist too.' and it's just a statementbeing made by the pec,what we have our music andwe’re going to support it,’ and f think thelargely black support for the bands haskept them surviving, cause without thepeople, you can’t survive. And eventually,with time, D.C. is a city where the music isnot just isolated to one culture; if you playin the strictly black neighborhood or blacklocation, you’ll get 90S blacks, if you playin Georgetown, you'll get 90S white, soour music has no real color barriers. It'sjust a matter of location, because every¬one has a preference of where they wantto party.”Just as Reed believes that go go startedwith the release of Trouble Funk’s “Dropthe Bomb” album in 1978, he also believesthat Trouble Funk, in being the originatorof the tradition of go go, needs to stay inthat position in order the reap the full ben¬efits. “Oh, it's {go go) been around, but it’snew. tod. Eight years is not really longwhen you talk about putting a whole newstyle of music (together). You know, astyle is harder to put together than a bandcoming in already playing somethingthat’s been playing eight years and justmaking it; no, it’s totally different. The way it’s been looked at is that TroubleFunk started this and it’s a style thatwe’re trying to get over. Now, if we getpaid from it, that's another thing, causesometimes the beginners of somethinghardly get paid, but the people who comealong and pick it up will probably getpaid, but we’re trying to everything wecan to stay on top so we can go out thereand perform for people, let them knowthis is go go, so you can have something; ifyou go look at another go go band, youhave something to go by. It you said. 1heard Trouble Funk played go go’ and yougo hear another go go band and say.‘they’re not good'; and see, this is whywe’re out here and no other go go band isreally out here can do this, because wehave to lay the grounds.” Reed thinksother go go bands will gain in popularityalongside the growing popularity of go goin general, but about Chuck Brown, (ofChuck Brown and the Soul Searchers) whois considered by some to be the father ofgo go, Reed says, “Chuck has been outabout ten years, like Chuck has been outabout 25 years. This is not his first musicsearch and he's sticking with his old; that'swhy, he’s too laid back, he’s too laid,cause he's like 51 years old and he’s toolaid back right now. But he's good too. at apoint, but it depends on what you want. Ifyou want some laid back go go. you getlaid back go go. If you want some blues gogo or some jazz go go. you get that.” Reedsays Trouble Funk’s go go. as mentionedearlier, is a combination of everything.Drop the Bomb is the authentic, the firstoriginal go go live recording of go go. thatis the first record of real go go. ChuckBrown’s been putting out records fortwenty years but, now, the first ChuckBrown go go record was ‘We Need Money’.That’s the best, the first go go record heever put out. Reed describes ChuckBrown’s ea'rlier music, “He was playing,he was going into that James Brown, hewas piaying during that time and he wasplaying around town with groups likeLeadhead and Eddie Kendricks had a bandin D.C., Ambassador: he was playing Hur-ing that time. But he’s (Chuck Brown)good ‘cause he stuck in with the changesthat's been going on in that city, i thinkout of ail (laughs) they have so many inter¬nal problems; that’s another reason whyE. U.. Chuck Brown. Redds and the Boys, allthem little groups, it's hard to get out ofthere, cause there's so many swindlers,managers who swindle you out of yourmoney, want to rob your pocket. And wenever fell for nothing like that. MaxxKidd was the closest thing that we came,and we kept our distance with that. Onlything, Maxx Kidd, you have to say onegood thing about him, he was the one whosaw something. He's the best producerthat we know; he’s the one who heard gogo and said, ‘That’s something.‘The names Trouble Funk and go go wereboth invented by the crowd, says Reed.“How did we come about getting TroubleFunk name? Well, I don’t think there wasno reason, just like, who came up with thename go go? I mean, it ws just somethingthat happened. I think the word Troublecame to us first cause we were a lot of tro¬uble at the beginning; no manager couWmanage us because we felt that we hadsomething we wanted tojdd, and ffreyialways thought it was a I erf'of trouble any¬way, so we kept the name, we used thename Trouble, and the people added theFunk on, and essentially the people gaveus our name. The people said TroubleFunk’ and we were called ‘TF’ at one time. and the people just started calling ‘Trou¬ble Funk’. At one time/we were called Tro¬uble—they used to call us Trouble when wefirst just started playing, we were just‘Trouble’; the next thing you know, every¬body thought Trouble Funk, I’m going togo see Trouble Funk, and actually whatthey were saying, ‘Trouble is funky,’ butthey were saying Trouble Funk, so westarted saying our whole name is TroubleFunk. And go go, the word go go came, Ithink, we used to have a packed house atnight when we first started playing go gomusic, but it wasn’t called go go musicthen, there was no name for it, it ws just asound, and then somebody, I remembersomebody saying, ‘I’m going to the go go,man’ and for some reason, the peoplenamed the music. So, the people namedthe music and we just went with it, go go itis. Somebody could have said ro ro music;I’m glad they didn’t, I don’t want to becalled a ro ro music player, but somebodycame up, and it was clear; it was clear thismusic was go go, cause the people namedit go go, and it was clear our name wasTrouble Funk because people decided yourname is Trouble Funk, and we started call¬ing oursleves Trouble Funk.”As for the members of the group them¬selves, Avey emphatically describes themlike this. “Well, let me put the synopsis onthe group. The age is from 19 to 30: Tensingle eligible bachelors. Nobody’s mar¬ried and two people have kids.” None ofthe members support themselves from theband as yet, but they are in the middle ofa transition In which they hope to have theband become their full-time job and solesupporter before long.Trouble Funk has a lot to look forward toif Reed's estimates of the future are asound reading. “I think we'll start work¬ing on our next album between June andJuly. What I'm really pushing for is a ‘Tro¬uble Funk Live from London’ album; that’swhat I would like for us to do next. Wehaven’t been yet,but I’d like to go and per¬form and record it live. We don’t knowwhen, but I know that it will be before lateAugust. They have been trying to get usover for a while. Japan, they’ve beenwaiting for us in Japan, you know, come onover here and perform, Africa...” Reedsays that transporting the band is the onlything stopping them “The biggest thing ishaving a ten-piece band; that's your big¬gest financial problem, is transportation,cause you have to carry your equipment,cause some of the things we have on ourpercussion is made, we made it. wehooked it up ourselves. If we could getaround that, I think it’s worth it — our big¬gest obstacle is transportation.” Reed isconfident though, “We gonna end up ailover the world; eventually Trouble Funkwill, we’re gonna take every city, everytown, every place that everybody wantsus to play at: that’s where we’re gonnabe. We'll go into any country, we don’tcare,anything...I mean we ain’t going, likeapartheid, we don’t want to associate ifit’s not right cause even though we're atend, well give 'em hell just like anybodyif they want to rumble, like in America wegive ’em a rumble, since that's a part ofwhat’s happening, we're not going to as¬sociate ourselves with something that weknow fs not right, ft’s no problem going toGermany right now and it's no problemgoing to London right now, but we havenothing against no one nowhere. Our musicis actually for anybody, anywhere... Weare against anything that affects our dayto day living in this country, cause whataffects our neighbor, affects us.”group calls "Jamarian” sounds. “Ja-marian” sounds are a taste of just abouteverything that is Caribbean in musictoday—calypso, reggae, Jamaica folk,and even jazz—blended and enhanced byEric’s positive musical concepts. “What Itry to add to the music,” he says, “is afeeling of hope. There are planty of otherpeople dealing with the political aspect ofreggae. There is certainly a spiritual back¬ground to our music but that isn’t neces¬sarily deliberate. What is deliberate is thepositiveness. We play our music to getpeople together—to recognize that we areall one people.”Keith Eric named the band Waterhouseafter his home neighborhood in West King¬ston, which is also the home of many reg¬gae greats such as Sly Dunbar, bassistRobbie Shakespear and the prophetic BobMarley. The choice of this name alone indi¬cates the political roots of Eric’s ideology.“Our music is a music that comes from peo¬ple who are suffering,” he says, “but it isa music that says there is still hope.”Keith Eric and Waterhouse have playedat the Taste of Chicago in Grant Park, theDaley (Bears) Plaza, and Holsteins. To¬night at 9 pm, they will perform at the In¬ternational House of Chicago (1414 E.59th) Caribbean Carnival Party. As theycontinually sing in all of their songs, theyinvite everyone to come together andhave a good time helping them makemusic. In the words of the inevitable BobMarley, come together and "kiss mefriend...let’s sing we’re free again.”4—FRIDAY FEBRUARY 14 198B—GRFY CITY JOURNALFOREMOSTJ^ufuovsStoie1531 East Hyde Park Blvd. • 955-5660CHATEAU OF ROUFFIAC1982 BORDEAU9"750mlCASE OF 12 BOTTLES 108.95 CARNEROS CREEK1979 VINTAGECABERNET SAUVIGNON4"750ml). LOHR1983 VINTAGECHARDONNAY PEDRONCELLICHENNIN BLANC6",750ml 4"750mlHYDE PARK’S LARGEST IMPORTED BEER DEPARTMENT!From HOLLANDHEINEKENS6-12 oz. Bottles349From MEXICOTECATE6-12 oz. Cans099 From CANADALA BATTS ALE OR BEER6-12 oz. Bottles299From HOLLANDGROLSH6-12 oz. Bottles349SALE DATES FEB. 13 to 19, 1986STORE HOURS: Mon.-Thurs. 9-11. Fri. & Sat. 9-12. 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It has been highly profit¬able, until recently, to do business withracism, but the ties are not simply econom¬ic. South Africa is a last bastion of West¬ern conquest in the Third World. For themajority to rule in that country wouldmean the end of hundreds of years ofdominance by white, male industrialistsand bankers. The trustees do not divestbecause they, or their kind, are in Powerin South Africa, and they depend on thesystem of control, apartheid, to stay inpower. It is only with the currrent seriousthreat to established rule that recent callsfor reform have come from the people whobenefit from the status quo. NoamChomsky commented here last week thatthe system of economic slavery is nolonger useful in a high-tech economy; thereforms which will be allowed will serve toeducate a new technician class, and powersharing will only be allowed in so far as itsustains and does not change economic re¬lations.If the trustees will not change their poli¬cy of investing in their own companies whykeep demanding that they do?Because the call for divestment is notjust an attempt to take away the founda¬tions of South African racism and economicexploitation. While this is the primarygoal, divestment is also the attempt togain popular control over the economic de¬cisions which affect our lives, as well asthe lives of those devastated across theocean. To demand public accountabilityfrom private institutions is the first step inthe creation of economic democracy. Thetrustees and administration understandthis and know they must resist public influ¬ence for fear of setting a precedent thatwould allow others, with similar griev¬ances, a foot in the door. The Universityresists public influence not simply becauseit is a private institution; public with simi¬lar (if a bit more cosmetic) power struc¬tures have resisted the same demands.Consider the University of California sys¬tem, by far the largest educational institu¬tional investor in SA. These large bureau¬cracies depend on restricting control, andaccess to decision making, to a few care¬fully selected and proven advocates of tradition, who are in reality the agentsand beneficiaries of “the way thingsare."To try and penetrate and influence theseclosed circles of power is nothing less thanthe effort to empower ourselves. It is thestruggle for freedom. Cliched as that maysound, we will continue to expose theworkings of a system which belies its care¬fully constructed appearance, to point outthe conflict of interest between the role oftrustee and corporate leader, to draw theconnections between theft, torture, -andmurder in those countries dependent on USbusiness investment, and the high stan¬dard of living (for some) in this country (aswell as the elite of those other countries).The most extreme disparity in SA is be¬tween one of the highest standards of liv¬ing for whites in the world, and the ex¬treme impoverishment and violentoppression of the indigenous population.Claims that US investment is a “progres¬sive force’’ and of “benefit” to Blackswould be laughable if the situation werenot so tragic. If the University, in acting tosupport and profit from apartheid, and inrefusing to sever ties with a system thateveryone agrees is odious, is maintaininga non-political stance, or avoiding the poli¬ticization of the “University atmosphere,”what constitutes the political?The trustees are not going to respond topolite requests for an audience, nor rea¬soned arguments grounded in morality.They are highly informed businessmenwho are aware of the conditions underapartheid. They will respond to pressureand consequences which necessitate a re¬calculation of the cost of doing businesswith exploitive racism. Many people in SAhave worked, and suffered the price, toraise the cost of exploitation and repres¬sion. We are in a position of relative privi¬lege and comfort in that we can peacefullydemonstrate without being shot, gassedor beated. We have a role to play in rais¬ing the price of oppression. We should do itfor ourselves as well as our fellow humansin SA. Can anyone have missed the strik¬ing similarities between apartheid andthe South side of Chicago?CORPORATIONSBristol-MyersCarnation Co.Dun & Broadstreet %<GTE Corp.%#Gilette Co.International HarvesterITTInternational Minerals& ChemicalsDuKane CorpseIBM#Pfizer Inc.Schlumberger %General MotorsAbbot LaboratoriesUnited TechnologiesBell & Howell %Borg-WarnerBaxter Travenol#Deere & CompanyFMC Corp.MotorolaA. C. Neilson Co.%BANKSChase Manhattan-First National Bankof ChicagoContinental IIIHarris BankMorgan Guarantee Trust TRUSTEESJames H. EvansNorman Barker, Jr.Kingman DouglassJames W. Button**,Irving B. HarrisPorter M. JarvisHart PerryHenry W. MeersJohn R. OpelEllmore C. PattersonJames F. Bere^ssArthur E. Rasmussen, Jr./v%Robert H. MalottWeston C. ChristophersonWilliam B. GrahamRobert S. IngersollArthur C. Nielson, Jr.?@gB. Kenneth West seeBarry F. SullivanDavid RockefellerCharles S. LockeRichard M. MorrowGaylord DonnellyRoger E. Anderson?^William B. JohnsonJoseph S. WrightStanley B. Harris, Jr.»#*Hanna H. Gray33* —designates Chairman of Board—designates Chairman of Board retiredw —designates Double Chief Executive% —designates Sullivan Non-signatory# —designates corporation in which University investsGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1986—7TRUSTEES PROFITby Miles MendenhallSince the Winter of 1978 the Trusteesof the University of Chicago have consis¬tently refused to divest university fundsfrom banks and corporations which dobusiness in South Africa. Students, facul¬ty, staff and community members haveleafletted, demonstrated, picketed, in¬formed the public (and trustees), held pub¬lic forums and debates, and otherwise or¬ganized to request, cajole, plead anddemand that the institution in which theyare involved cease to profit from the sys¬tem of conscious coordinated slaverywhich is apartheid. So why have the trust¬ees refused to divest? Do they think UScorporations are benevolent carriers of“western civilization” to the unenlight¬ened masses of the dark continent? Arethe Sullivan principles sufficient if ad¬hered to, to justify complicity with a sys¬tem which, by design, denies fundamentalhuman and political rights to the raciallydifferent majority? Are they really“avoiding the politicization of the Univer¬sity” by refusing to respond to the cries ofanguish from the country which say, “Wehave always suffered, and if we must suf¬fer a little more to gain our freedom, it isbetter than an endless future of predict¬able suffering?” Investing in South Africais a political activity which supports andprofits from the system that Hannah Grey claims to abhor. It is no longer possible toevade the issue of this University’s sup¬port for the nauseating murder and op¬pression of millions of human beings. Eva¬sions, non-sequiters, obfuscation, andmisrepresentations of truth are not goingto prevent the demand for economic andpolitical justice in SA from being forcedupon the powers that be at the Universityof Chicago. Again, why have the trusteesresisted divesting from SA? Given the eco¬nomic disasters of the last two years it canno longer be very profitable.The trustees do not divest because theyare many of the the same people who runthe companies in which the University in¬vests. Cursory research shows that atleast a third of the trustees are Directorsor Chairmen of the Boards of US corpora¬tions with holdings and operations in SA(see chart). Thus asking the trustees to di¬vest is to question the investment deci¬sions of not only the University but the cor¬porations themselves. It is to say, “Takethe money you control out of the businessyou own and operate.” Not an optimal for¬mula for cooperative response.The trustees are predominately white,male industrialists and bankers. When weof the divestment movement call for sepa¬ration from the slave-economy in SA, weare criticizing the tradition of conscious USsupport for, and economic involvement in,U of C employees In South Africa on strike, due to inadequate wages and unsafe workingconditions.Beneficiaries of the University’s constructive engagement policy In South Africa.IMark LickliderThe problem seemed to be one of falsehope. Possibly false doctrine. I get myfalses mixed up. The confusion arises outof a need I have of keeping the recordstraight. Do we decry violence or don’twe? Do we practice charity or don't we?Does the pope...never mind. The point isthat practicality is the mother of virtue; amere virtue of degrees.I think that the heart of darkness doesrest where Joseph Conrad chose to couchit. not in Africa. It sits in its false ivorychair at the head-waters of the River Moo¬lah (appropriate dark music); there’s alaunch moored for easy access to cheaplabor, mineral deposits, the touristtrade.Years later it makes sense to me. but inAfrica at the time I was confused;—Whydo we make them wear long pants, socks,shoes, underwear and cravats, Dad? It'shot here.The answer I was expecting was notwhat I got, nor was I altogether less con¬fused. I don't remember what it was, but itwas not, “So they’ll go to heaven.’’ I su¬spected it. though. A real clue came whenone of the newlyweds (after all, the churchis the bride of Christ) was castigated fornot eating meat at the feast. As a former¬ly very devout Muslim and in the habit ofnot eating improperly butchered meat, heresolved the swirling indecision in his mindcaused by the church sponsored stew witha very reasonable, “I’ll just eat bread.’’The man (of 18) was excommunicated byweek’s end for irreconcilable differences.What was confusing to me was that I wasalone among the faithful in my admirationfor his courage.I am not currently considered faithful.Although salvation is a free gift, if onereads the fine print, it apparently may berevoked if a favor isn’t returned. It is freewith respect to money or securities; theymerely want your soul, the promise of ev¬erlasting fealty. They rarely want or needone's moolah. Of course, I’m not talkingabout the church. They, as all people, wantyour money, not your soul. I’m talkingabout the heavenly host, the people incharge of souls; they are sincere in theirintentions, their belief, but what they ul¬timately want is to order your “'.oughtsand life; your soul. Both will look you inthe eye and say, “We don’t want yoursoul.” or “We don’t want your money”through gleaming sets of choppers. Afterpaying like that coming and going, so tospeak, how could one escape seeing horsesand chariots coming to take you home.The tendency gives missionaries a cer¬tain flavor. They are quite unlike any peo¬ple I ever saw. They sincerely believe(some of them) that they do good work,that they are agents of God. denying bothintention or involvement in western or po¬litical influence. Yet they represent theircountry and race and blindly deny it. Thisirresponsibility gives them an even worsetaste.Missionaries are good salesmen, too.I’ve seen them pitching to all sorts. Theycan modify tone, approach, line; anythingfor a sale. Always play the martyr/saint.Each man or woman has an angle; for in¬stance the “angle of exposure to distaste¬ful things is equal to the angle of goodlyresponse” approach, or what I considerhard sell. Few can resist. Out come the wal¬lets, the meals start cooking, doors fly WHITE MAN'S BURDENTHE MISSIONARY POSITION“...and this lotion will actually turn yourskin lighter.” Har, har, har. First classAmericans. I can remember once being con¬vinced that if I were thrust into the unre¬lenting environment that is the lot of mostAfricans, I would fare better. “Oh yeah?"my mother queeried, ducking her head.“Even without your education?” sheasked. “Sure,” I replied, a little lamely.And it was lame, and I began to press thepoint in my mind. What about without thebooks or the boyscouts or the polio shot orthe myriad of other vaccines or the properdiet when I was three months old or theantibiotics when I got infected not to men¬tion education. Not to mention famines orwars or exploitation or DDT poisoning.Waves of remorse and guilt gripped mythroat and I’d have choked deservedly onmy own emotions had I not the white senseto repress them. It was really the mostpresumptuous and arrogant idea.One night recently I saw on Latenight anindiginous American stand-up comic. Rep¬resenting western culture is David Letter-man. I never heard such nervous titteringcoming out of the audience. “These jokesare funny but please shut up,” their laugh¬ter seemed to say, as this Sioux brazenlyrubbed the sins of our forefathers into ournoses. And Dave, as true to white form ascould be, seated the man, ignored what hewas really trying to say, asked two orthree quick abusive questions and shut¬tled him backstage, as curtly as possible.Which brings to mind my thoughts on mis¬sionaries specifically and white Americansin general. I used to think missionaries(very strange birds, I thought) were unlikeany people I knew. How little I knew; theylook just like us! We are a bowl full ofloose marbles, the western race; we con¬sider ourselves civilized, healthy, wealthyand wise. Our scientists have us convincedthey know most everything worth know¬ing. The truly wise know our heart; webicker, we have a horrible disease, we diemiserably, we cannot see God sitting on abranch outside our window. We cannot seebeyond our own noses. We beat our wives,our children, we pretend to be happy, wepollute our waters and our land, our mindsand our bodies. When our representativesin foreign lands wage war against people,earth, water, God. tradition, we havesomehow managed to deny our culpabilityby saying, “It’s not my doing.” Or we jus¬tify evil by believing it necessary, as ifany evil can be made to appear right if it’sto protect our own interests. Or perhapswe choose to believe that this evil is an ac¬cident, arrogant enough in the very faceof our deeds to feel racial or cultural supe¬riority.It would be great for our interests if sal¬vation occurred like the preacher mansays. Great for Waspish interests. Unfor¬tunately the world is groaning under theweight of the white man, of western inter¬ests; the world is beginning to bear thefruits of what we have sown so liberally.The race will try to supress that, insteadof seeing what has been done for what itis. Just as we deny our own consciences,we deny our collective conscience. Our dis¬eased society will crumble around us as wetry to fight on ever widening battlefrontswith less moral conviction and more des¬perate anger; just as Rome before us, wewill die of internal bleeding induced by ne¬glect; not because of sexual liberty orwine or liberal attitudes...we just thinktoo highly of ourselves.NED NiEUW GUINEAS* NED NIEUW GUINEA+ 5-EPRABESTRIJDINCi - a- 1 LEPRABESTRIJDINGopen...What are they buying, for heaven’ssake? They (the clients) are buying into aclassic guilt assuagement scheme. What Icall dollars for deeds. This is the most com¬mon approach. Others include the “pio¬neer spirit/tamer of lands.” People arebuying the vicarious adventure and con¬quest experience, a feeling vital to manyAmericans; clients buy in under the head¬ing “for Christianity” (quite popular),America (not so often: too blatant), thebetterment of hi mankind (also Dooular)or Capitalism (more popular than youmight think); the sales pitch includes slidesof the villagers happily shouldering themaster home at the completion of a suc¬cessful trek/hunt/project. There should besome shots of the trophies, maybe a pic¬ture of the clinic and school in full swing,plenty of western values stacked aboutlike cordwood. God bless the real tangi¬bles like bagging the local marauding lionor snake or even a disease. But stay out ofpolitics. That’s the cardinal rule. The clientmust feel that as much culture as possibleis being dribbled into the native withoutcoercion. Politics ruins the whole appealand the client is lost to a relief agency.The game changes when the missionaryreturns to the field. Ah, the field. Thosemagic words. Time to be holeeah. Here'sthe pitch; it’s very simple; “Look, we havethe wherewithal! to make you so westernthat you wouldn’t believe it ..er Christian,I mean Christian. Yeah. And everybodyknows that only Christians go to heaven.Just drop those skirts, your grass skirts,that’s it; here, put on these pants. Nowyou’re looking Christian. S’allright, s’onme. Heeyeah. Oh, and don’t forget, drone,drone, dron...”Of course this scam didn't dupe every¬one. Outside of the missionaries them¬selves. there were a great many ready tobelieve on the basis of this tally sheetlogic (I must be right because I have morethan you); but there existed wise ones who could see to the .true heart beneath. Theyhave disease. They cannot see God eventhough God is all around. He beat his wife(figuratively?). They bicker and pretendto be happy. They die.” They knew thatthe westerners would never be happyuntil they had touched everything and ev¬eryone with their Midas fingers andturned everything white.“Momma, why don’t we live in huts likethe Gallas do? Why don’t we eat whatthey eat and suffer what they suffer? Isn'tthat what Jesus would have done?”“Oh no, son. They wouldn’t respect us ifwe did that. We would be stooping to theirlevel, like some of those people from secu¬lar agencies. They don’t have God andthey try to live just like the Wollo or Gal-linia. Do they command respect? Do theylook up to them? They can’t get their mes¬sage across because they can’t provethey’re right.”As I recall, the Gallinia welcomed themboth into their humble dwellings, gave toboth generously of their meager storesand wished to God that they had more togive. But in the end, they wished the reliefworker or the medical student or theagency volunteer Godspeed. They arrest¬ed the missionary and demanded an ac¬count for all the grain that was grown ontheir land and all the money paid for hos¬pital care and medicine. And they won¬dered why they had always got to do thesweeping and digging while the whites didall the eating and sleeping. The mission¬aries were shattered by the ingratitudeand left bitter and maybe even a littlemore convinced that these were a rightbackward bunch o’ natives.My own socialization leaves scars ofguilt. I remember laughing, mocking, feel¬ing superior. At graduation, in fact, se¬niors we were, with no shame, we jokedabout selling our extraneous goods to theAfricans as bonafide Whiteman kits.UntitledSlide along a blade of grass,many blades pressed to the groundlaid in tresses.A mesh of earth-hairsmooth but cold,you press your nose into it and catch the scentof someone else who held you,coldly,sometime before.8—FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1-1, 1986 GREY CITY JOURNAL