INSIDE: Dealer of the Week: Tuesday's in the soup,-the U of C in the Law SchoolWrestlers take Tourney in the Funhousepage 10 page four page fiveThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 32 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, February 4. 1986NASA's eggs are all in one basket, say expertsThe U of C joins nationwide mourning for shuttle crew.By David McNultyStaff WriterAs the investigation into lastweek’s Challenger explosion con¬tinues, U of C professors and re¬searchers expect the catastropheto pose no serious threat to themanned space program. Some,however, hope the tragic loss oflife will encourage NASA to re¬examine the space program’s ob¬jectives.“The human disaster is whatdisturbs us most,’’ said RobertSachs, director of the EnricoFermi Institute, where manyshuttle-borne experiments havebeen designed and built.Despite the deaths, Sachs ex¬perts the manned program tocontinue. “There is a tremendousRobert Sachsamount of momentum,” he said,referring to the great public andlegislative support the programhas enjoyed in the past.Sachs pointed out that due tothe shuttle’s enormous complex¬ity, the chances of a catastrophicBy Michael GrilloContributing WriterThe Gramm-Rudman Act,which cuts student aid programsand educational funding, will nothave an adverse impact on stu¬dents at the University of Chica¬go, according to Provost NormanBradburn.The Gramm-Rudman Act man¬dates federal budget deficit re¬duction. The measure calls forcutbacks of $244 million in aid forundergraduates and $719 thou¬sand at the graduate level for fi¬scal 1986 unless the President andCongress can agree on an alter¬native method of reducing thedeficit. The Office of Manage¬ment and Budget released fig¬ures calling for a 4.3% decreasein student aid programs for 1986.The educational budget will becut an estimated 20-30% for fiscal1987.According to Bradburn, theGramm-Rudman Act will neverbecome a reality. “Congresswon’t cut across the board be¬cause student aid is a dearly be¬loved program (of the taxpayers)and because next year is an elec¬tion year.” However, if the mea¬sure does become a reality, re¬search budgets and student aidwill be significantly affected,Bradburn said.Cuts in research grants couldresult in a decrease in the“number of research assistantsand tuition benefits, particularlyin the physical sciences,” Brad- failure have always been relati¬vely high. He said that the possi¬bility of last week’s explosion hadto be on the minds of the scien¬tists and technicians involved.“The record has been quite re¬markable,” he said. Sachs ack¬nowledged that the public hascome to expect continued successbut added that “the public is notin a position to evaluate thingsquantitatively.”Sachs suggested that the gener¬al public does not understand theactual risk levels involved in thespace program. “I think it was amistake for anybody to take ad¬vantage of that perception,” hesaid. “If I have any reservationit’s in putting people aboard theshuttle who didn’t really under¬stand the risks,” he added.Sachs said that unmanned mis¬sions are generally more reliableand less expensive, but acknow¬ledged certain benefits in themanned program. “Most scien¬tists agree that a manned missionis not crucial to science.” Headded, however, that many of thelunar samples currently understudy at the Fermi Institute couldnot have been gathered by a ma¬chine.“What most of us worry aboutis that we’ve got all our spacescience eggs riding in one basket.All the emphasis has been on oneroute,” Sachs said. One of thoseeggs was the Institute’s CosmicRay Nuclei Experiment whichcomprised 40% of the payload onthe July 29th shuttle mission lastyear. In all the Enrico Fermi In¬stitute has sent experimental de¬vices into outer space aboardthirty spacecraft, through theLaboratory for Astrophysics andburn said.With the virtual elimination ofPell Grants and Guaranteed Stu¬dent Loans (GSLs), the Universi¬ty will have to make up a muchgreater difference in the studentaid packages. While Bradburndoes not see tuition increasing asa result of the Gramm-Rudmanmeasure, he does envision the in¬crease of University financial as¬sistance. Bradburn said that stu¬dents in the College would not beaffected adversely.Deborah Hyatt, UniversityDirector of Government Rela¬tions, stated that the effects ofGramm-Rudman on students na¬tionwide “will be horrendous.You are going to see low-incomestudents feeling even more con¬signed than they already are tothe community colleges. A bigshift will be good students goingto good public universities.”According to Bradburn, howev¬er, “bright students are in prettygood shape because the best un¬iversities will subsidize them be¬cause they want them.”The University is lobbying inWashington to limit the impact ofthe measure. “We really don’tknow what is going to happen,”Hyatt said. “I just sat through ameeting all day Thursday withDefense people and Congressmenand listened to all of the things tobe said about Gramm-Rudman.And I probably still don’t knowany more than you do.”continued on page three Space Research (LASR). Lastweek’s disaster has suspendedLASR’s upcoming shuttle experi¬ments, the first of which wasscheduled for launch from theChallenger in May of this year.“We have to distinguish scien¬tific objectives, technological ob¬jectives, and also political and so¬cial objectives,” Sachssummarized. “NASA is not an or¬ganization that is driven by scien¬tists,” he added.Peter Meyer, a leading LASRresearcher, agreed with Sachs inrecommending a closer scrutinyof the civilian program. “Itdoesn’t help science,” he said.“This kind of risk should be limit¬ed to the experts.” Speakingabout the explosion which killedall seven Challenger astronautsincluding school teach 3r ChristaMacAuliffe, the first true civilianto ride the shuttle, Meyer said,“It had to happen sooner or later.That is why I’m so puzzled theydismantled the entire rocket pro¬gram,” he said. In addition tourging more work with rocketsystems, Meyer echoed Sachs incalling for a sharper distinctionin the space program’s objec¬tives. “What NASA has done is toput all the eggs in one basket, ” hesaid.Political science facultymembers Chris Achen and GerryRosenberg agree that the pro¬gram will continue to receive thesupport it has enjoyed in thepast.“I don’t think it will changeanything,” said Achen. “Scien¬tists think the space program isabout knowledge, but it’s not. It’sabout adventure,” he said.“There will continue to bemanned missions. It’s the idea ofman going,” he added. Achensaid the issue will be whether re¬latively untrained civilians willparticipate. He expects, howev¬er, that the civilian program willcontinue. “NASA is a politicalagency. It has to be. It’s not a sci¬entific question, nor is it a matterof PR. People want to do it,” hesaid.Rosenberg agreed, adding that the realization of danger may en¬hance the public’s desire to takepart in the program. “I wonder ifthe danger puts some excitementinto it—an added lure to it,” hesaid. Rosenberg also expects nothreatening repercussions to theexplosion, saying that he expects“no effect over the long run.” Hepointed out, however, that “if thisknocks NASA out for a year itcould endanger the budgetaryconsiderations.”Speaking about the explosion’spotential influence on PresidentReagan’s Strategic Defense Ini¬tiative (SDI), known popularly as“Star Wars,” both Achen and Ro¬senberg said they anticipated vir¬tually no change of policy. “Theodds on whether this will have animpact on SDI are as low as the odds of the next shuttle blowingup on launch,” Achen said. “Thereal impact is that the shuttle isgoing to be shut down. I don’t seethe connection to anything else,”he said. Rosenberg affirmedAchen’s belief, saying, “I’m notconvinced that even tragedies ofthis magnitude can alter long¬term policy commitments. To un¬derstand policy we have to look atlong term trends.”Reflecting on the SDI, FermiInstitute director Robert Sachsexpressed hope that the shuttledisaster will awaken the adminis¬tration to the technical demandsof the “Star Wars” program. “Ican only hope that somebodylearns a lesson. As compared toSDI. the shuttle program is sim¬plicity itself.”SG funding policies under fireBy Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterCommon Sense, a U of C stu¬dent group, has been denied addi¬tional winter quarter funds, ad¬ding to a list of controversieswhich are forcing student govern¬ment (SG) members to re-evalu¬ate their rules regarding thefunding of politically-motivatedspeakers.While debates continue overwhether speakers such as NoamChomsky (of MIT on nuclear dis¬armament) and James Peterson(of Playboy on love and sex)should be funded by SG, one de¬bate has already been decided.Common Sense has been deniedfurther funding for guest speak¬ers by the Finance Committee ofSG because the group violatedthe SG constitution by using stu¬dent funds for a speaker whoasked for political action.Article 5, Section 5, Subsection0 of the constitution reads, “TheFinance Committee shall not al¬locate Student Funds, directly orindirectly for activities whoseprimary effect is to...solicit sup¬ port, whether financial or nonfin-ancial. for organized efforts to in¬fluence, alter or create publiclegislation or public administra¬tive policy.” However, whenCommon Sense sponsored HabibMayar, chairman of the AfghanCommunity in America, he madea direct appeal for political ac¬tion when he said, “What we needis your 22 cents on a letter to yourcongressmen.”Mien the above quote ap¬peared in a January 21 Maroonarticle, it was brought to the at¬tention of Lisa Montgomery,chairperson of the Finance Com¬mittee, who immediately rea¬lized the significance of thequote.“We (the Finance Committee)made it clear what the man(Mayar) could and could not say.In fact, the example we alwaysuse is that they can’t say, ‘Writeyour congressmen,’ ” Montgo¬mery explained. “We were toldthe presentation would be strictlyeducational.”On the day the article ap¬peared, Common Sense was sche¬ duled to present a budget for an¬other speaker to the FinanceCommittee. Montgomery saysthat when she informed Sam Ter-signi, president of CommonSense, of the problem that hadarisen, “he said, ‘That articlewas totally wrong. She (the re¬porter) and I must have been attwo different events.’ ”Asked for his reaction to theMayar quotation or to the flierwhich the Afghan group distribut¬ed which requested similar ac¬tion, Tersigni had no comment.“I don’t think we have anythingto say to the Maroon. We don’twant anything to do with theMaroon or that type of report¬ing,” he asserted.Montgomery says that she doesnot understand the surprise oranger of Common Sensemembers. “We’re only talkingabout six more weeks. They arebeing allowed to continue the pri¬mary function of their group:book discussions.”Nevertheless, because of con¬troversies such as this. Bill Flori-continued on page threeGramm-Rudman liveableWoodward Court LectureThe Benton Fellowspresent“Watching the Watchdog”Quetfim abeul Ike EHm & ?tartim e( OwmtiqaiweWednesday, 5 February8:00 p.m.WwdwwuL Cml Cabetoiia - 5825 WestUam AilReception (p&Bimg iu the IHaMm' apadmetdBrentThe Episcopal Church at The University of Chicago presentsHouseThe LastLecture SeriesTuesday, February 48:00 p.m.•Kent 107Oprah WinfreyPLAYBOYADVISOR,JAMES PETERSONis coming tolecture at the U. of C.Sat. Feb. 8, 7:30 p.m.MANDEL HALLCOME with Questions!PRESENTED BY S.G. ACTIVITIESCOMMITTEES SGFC Tlw nosicnusic* nusicg THE DEPARTMENT OF MUSIC 3S presents:Thursday, February 6 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMarilyn McCoy, soprano; Gordon Marsh, piano.Music by Schonberg, Debussy, and Cooke.Admission is free.Friday, February 7 - Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m., Bond ChapelMusic from the South of France of the 14th and 16thcenturies.Performed by the Medieval Ensemble and the Solo VocalEnsemble.Admission is free.Sunday, February 9 - University Symphony Orchestra8:00 p.m., Mandel HallFamily Concert - Barbara Schubert, conductorCopland: Fanfare for the Common Man; Stravinsky:Symphonies of Wind Instruments; Vaughan Williams:Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis; Shostakovich:__ Festival Overture, Op. 96.Admission is free. Donations requested $1.P UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, February 13 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic by JORGE LIDERMAN for solo flute, string tior, andcello and piano.Admission is free.TWO IMPORTANT CONCERTSFriday, February 14 - Boston Museum Trio with FransBrueggen, transverse flute8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall ^ 'Daniel Stepner, violin; Laura Jeppesen, viola da gamba; andJohn Gibbons, harpsichord. tMusic by Telemann, J.S. Bach, Rameau, and C.P.E. Bach.i^^Sunday, February 16 - Charles Rosen, piano3:00 p.m., Mandel HallBoulez: Third Sonata; and works by Chopin and Debussy.Tickets for both concerts are still available at the Department of Music Con- Wcert Office, Goodspeed Hall 310,962-8068.itginoeic-nosionasic^i2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 4, 1986SG fundingcontinued from page oneda, president of Student Government, be¬lieves the SG constitution needs to be al¬tered. “I think we should get rid of the rulesthat the SG finance Committee feels obli¬gated to follow. Students want the free ex¬change of ideas, and they’re intelligentenough to interpret speakers for them¬selves,” he said. “There should be no regu¬lations on the Assembly regarding whomthev can or cannot fund.”Gramm-Rudmancontinued from page oneNevertheless, the impact of Gramm-Rud-man on the students in the University is notlikely to be severe. According to Hyatt, “thecutbacks threaten the University’s marginof excellence but those cutbacks will be inthe form of equipment or even faculty. Fur¬thermore, in a University like this thatprides itself on finding the great potentialscholars from the middle class, the qualityof the students must be the primary goal,regardless of the great expense.” “I don’t like the constitution either,”agreed Montgomery. “It either needs to bechanged or canned.”However, such action does not appear tobe in the near future. Proposed resolutionsto study the problem were defeated at theStudent Government meeting last Thurs¬day.According to Montgomery, for an amend¬ment proposal to be placed on the ballot itwould require a referendum of two-thirds ofthe Assembly or a petition signed by fivepercent of the university’s population. For itto become part of the constitution, a majori¬ty of the voting population would have to ap¬prove of the amendment.CORRECTIONThe 1/28/86 issue contained a mistake inthe letter entitled “The Mechanics of Mar¬tyrdom.” The author of the letter. AnthonyA. Schaffer, spelled the word God, as G-dbecause his religion does not permit him tospell out the name God. The Maroonchanged his spelling to God. The Maroon re¬grets this mistake.HtfM FoftwtiTke Vahie ofj One J&le?Fiom $8.37 to $10 tfClWienP and Vi&wswPwt- AmU Varnkm £*£%£*Viol. Sant PeUfyitm - Glad, Scitoa£ Bu&imt.Viojj. WtfBm Wimatl - Dept PldtoaeplujTke utfege, cmm. ok Tke Conceptual Fmtdatim ei Science.EvMimvu) Bte&ujy, Gewai Studm in Tke Hunumiim and Cadet (atStudy oi Hidfoty o{ Science and Hiedicine.Dot& hidat), Fefnuaty 7TiWC: 8:30 p.Hl.Pdace: HilM-5715 UWfauiK Aue. Lecture series bringsChomsky, controversyBy Eric ThompsonContributing WriterDr. Noam Chomsky, an influential lin¬guist from MIT, will deliver a series of threelectures at the U of C on February sixth andseventh. Chomsky is to speak on a numberof the political issues to which he has skill¬fully turned his pen since the mid-1960’s.Chomsky will discuss “The War Process:the US, the Middle East & Central Ameri¬ca” in Swift Hall at 2:30 pm on Thursday,Feb. 7th. At 7:30 that evening he will speakon “The Rationality of Collective Suicide: aDiscussion of the Arms Race” at MandellHall. He will lead an informal discussion on“University Communities and Social Re¬sponsibility” at 9:30 am of the followingmorning on the third floor of Swift Hall.Chomsky’s speeches will feature the in¬sightful thought so prevalent in politicalwritings such as: Towards a New Cold War,The Fateful Triangle and The PoliticalEconomy of Human Rights. Thus, “It wouldbe more realistic to regard the Cold Warsystem as a macabre dance of death inwhich the rulers of the superpowers mobi¬lize their own populations to support harshand brutal measures directed victims with¬in what they take to be their respective do¬ mains where they are ‘protecting their le¬gitimate interests.* ”Chomsky’s speeches are sponsored by aconglomeration of various campus groups.The bulk of the funding was provided by Di¬vinity Students for Responsible Action andthe Center for Latin American StudiesOther sponsors are: CAUSE, Students forNuclear Disarmament, Committee to BringNoam Chomsky to Speak, Scientists Oppos¬ing Star Wars, Progressive Faculty Forum,the Action Committee for a Free South Afri¬ca and Third World Political Forum.Members of these organizations had theirown explanations of why Chomsky as aspeaker was worth their extra-usual organ¬izational efforts. John Conlin of CAUSEquipped. “As a linguist he writes a reallyhot sentence.” Bruce Shaw of Scientists Op¬posing Star Wars said, “I originally decidedto try to invite him as an outgrowth of theStar Wars petition circulated in the PhysicsDepartment. To understand why Star Warsexists, you need a deeper analysis than isusually heard. Star Wars does not exist be¬cause of scientific or military reasons, itexists for economic reasons. I rememberone phrase he (Chomsky) used to describewhat is happening: military Keynesian¬ism.”Luck's a factor in evolution tooBy Nick LanyiStaff WriterLuck may be as great a factor as survivalfitness in the evolution of life on earth, ac¬cording to David Jablonski, Associate Pro¬fessor of Geophysical Sciences in the Uni¬versity.Jablonski has found that the rules govern¬ing survival and extinction are dramatical¬ly changed during mass extinctions, rareperiods of death which occur every few tensof millions of years. Jablonski says that dur¬ing mass extinctions, like the one that de¬stroyed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago.the most fit animals are just as likely to bedestroyed as less successful ones.This refutes the prevailing opinion mostscientists hold that mass extinctions arejust intensifications of the stresses that exist in all enviroments. “We no longer needto believe that groups lost in a mass extinc¬tion were necessarily inferior to the groupsthat survived,” Jablonski states.Jablonski’s work can help predict whatspecies may become extinct in the future asa result of human activity. He points to tro¬pical regions as being “the most threatenedby human activities. We may be creatingthe biggest mass extinction of the last 60million years.”Jablonski’s conclusions are based on afive-year fossil study of more than a thou¬sand different species of animals that livedduring and just before the Cretaceous massextinction 65 million years ago. 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Whenever that tramp named Sobri¬ety would roll over in the morning and flickher cotton-coated tongue inside Bud’smouth, he would quickly drown her proposi¬tions with the warm beer sitting on hisnightstand.Bud was no two-timer. He was a man ofprinciple.But that was nine months ago and I hadn’tseen Bud since. As I lifted my knuckles torap on his door, I prepared myself for thesight of a new man, a born-again ChristianScientist.You see. this summer Bud finally had anaffair and ended up marrying a wealthyWellesleyite named Blakely.And even worse, Bud had become a grad¬uate student at the U of C. Four monthslater, I thought, drugs for Bud must now benothing more than a memory yellowed atthe edges.“Hey, hey, hey,” Bud crescendoed as heopened the door, “come on in and grab aseat. I was just on my way out to do our gro¬cery shopping.”“Honey?,” a Boston-tinted voice escapedunder the bathroom door, “did you alreadycheck the cabinets?”“Yes. Blakely Poo,” Bud cooed, “we needsome valium and some airplane glue. Also 'some cocaine and blue bennies.”“Oh, Bud,” she cooed back, “could youalso pick up some opiates? We ran out lastnight.”“Well, I’ll check the directory.”By now my jaw was crushing dust bunnieson the floor.Bud came out of his bedroom with a copyof the Maroon. His finger walked throughthe pages until it tripped on the classi¬fieds.“Uh, Bud,” I stammered, “that’s ... uh ...well that’s, like, our student newspaper, nota directory.”Bud laughed. “No, Ken, this is not a news¬paper.” He smiled.“Yes it is, Bud. See, ” I pointed to the folio,“The Chicago Maroon.”He laughed again. “You obviously don’tunderstand. This,” he held the paper up, “isa drug digest, a pharmacopoeia, a chemicalcornucopia.”“You must be having flashbacks,” Ilaughed.“Ah, a non-believer, huh?” He pointed toa specific classified. “Read.”I quickly scanned the scribbling:SEEKING TREATMENT FOR ANXI¬ETY?Selected volunteers will receive six weeksof free treatment for anxiety at the Univer¬sity of Chicago Medical Center in return forparticipating in a three-week study to evalu¬ate drug preference. Involves only com¬monly-prescribed drugs. Participants mustbe between 21 & 55 years old and in goodhealth. For further information call Karenat...“So what?” I asked. “It’s just an experi¬ment.”“Just an experiment,” Bud mimicked.“If you’ll look closely you’ll see that theyhave drug experiments not only for peoplewho are anxious, but also for people whoare depressed, people who are overweight,drugs for groups of people—the list just goeson.”“So what are you suggesting?”“Look,” Bud exasperated, “researchrules at this place, right? If you want any¬thing here you either gotta research it or bean experimental subject. You just gottaplay the game.”I looked skeptical.“Come on,” he said, “I’ll show you.”“Hi, are you Karen?” Bud asked as wewalked through the door.“Why yes, I am,” replied the woman be¬hind the desk.“Well, ma’am, I’m depressed. I needdrugs.”She looked at Bud suspiciously. “Just howdepressed are you?”“Well, I was thinking this morning when Iwoke up that all people are just layers.That’s all - layers of superficiality.”Karen was unimpressed.“But what’s even worse, ma’am—andthis is what’s really bumming me—is thatyou just can’t strip off the layers becausethere’s nothing in the middle. There’s no core, no pit. It’s like an onion: when youpeel off every layer all you get are tears.”“Wow,” Karen said, “maybe you reallyare depressed.”“Yes. ma’am,” Bud continued, “andthere’s something else. I was studying for atest the other day when I suddenly realizedthat the unknown is like a wet dream, andknowledge is when you clean it up.”"Oooh, that’s sick,” Karen grimaced.“I know, ma’am,” Bud apologized. “Wis¬dom ain’t pretty. That’s why I needdrugs.”“Well, all right,” she said. “Would youlike cocaine or heroin?”“Cocaine, ma’am. And some valium ifyou could.”She shook her head. “Sorry, but for thatyou have to be anxious.”Bud thanked her and we left. When we gotoutside the door. Bud whipped out two pairsof sunglasses.“Here, put these on,” he said, as he hand¬ed me a pair. “And turn your shirt insideout. We’re going back in.”“What?” I blurted in disbelief.“Just do it,” Bud commanded. “Trustme.”“Hi, are you Karen?” Bud asked as wewalked back through the door."Why yes, I am,” she said politely.“Well, ma’am. I’m anxious. I needdrugs.”Bud’s voice was a little deeper, but hisSouthern dip remained.“Just how anxious are you?” she asked.“Well, ma’am, I realized that night thatthere are some things that just can’t be ex¬plained ... and that makes me anxious.”“Such as?”“Well, did you ever think about the word“bovine’?” Bud asked. “It’s an absolutelybeautiful word. It’s got the strength of twolong vowels separated by the understatedelegance of a ‘v.’ And that ‘b,’ ” Bud contin¬ued. his voice full of admiration, “that ‘b’ isjust a perfect base note. Bovine,” he whis¬pered, “bovine.” He paused fhen his handstarted to shake. Suddenly, with -ut provo¬cation, he screamed, “Why, I was going toname my first-born Bovine till I found outwhat the damn word meant! COWLIKE!COWLIKE! One of our most beautiful wordswasted on a four-legged, furry fat-ass thatchews cud!“Now cud,” Bud’s voice lowered an oc¬tave, “now cud is an appropriate word forits object. Why, that word even feels uglywhen the ‘d’ clicks off your tongue. BUTTHEN!,” he exploded again, “BUT THENhow can you possibly explain the word ‘cud¬dly’? How can you POSSIBLY reconcile cudand cuddly?” Bud was breathing feverish¬ly. “I don’t think you can.”“I’m anxious, ma’am. I need drugs.”Karen sprinted for a cabinet labeled “va¬lium” and grabbed a month’s supply.“Thank you, ma’am,” Bud said, “andcould I also get some speed?”“Well, no,” she answered, “for that youhave to be overweight.”Bud thanked her again and we left.“Well,” Bud looked at me once we were inthe hall, “are you feeling portly today?”“You can’t be serious,” I said in amaze¬ment.“Yup. Sure am.” He took off his sung¬lasses, messed up his hair, and stuffed a pil¬low from a nearby sofa under his shirt.“Hi, are you Karen?” Bud deja vu’edthrough the door.“Why yes, I am,” she said.“Well, ma’am I’m fat. I need drugs.”She looked Bud over closely. “Haven’t wemet somewhere before?” she weezed withsuspicion.“No, ma’am. You must be thinking ofOrson Welles.”“No, he’s dead.”“And so will I be, ma’am, if I don’t getdrugs. I’m a corpulent beast.”One minute later Bud had his blue ben¬nies.“Damn, Bud, you are amazing,” I chuck¬led as we left with the chemical harvest.“And I actually thought the U of C wouldmake you go clean.”Bud giggled. “Nope, never happen. Be¬sides,” he said, “you know me. I’m a man ofprinciple.”Remembering that he’d forgotten the air¬plane glue, Bud then parted into the book¬store. Noam Chomsky will be coming to the Uni¬versity of Chicago to give a series of lec¬tures. He will be speaking Thursday Febru¬ary 6th at 2:30 p.m. in Swift Hall in a talkentitled “The War Process: the U.S., theMiddle East, & Central America.” Thatevening he will give a talk “The Rationalityof Collective Suicide: A Discussion of theArms Race” in Mandel Hall at 7:30 p.m.The following are some comments solicitedfrom various faculty members concerninghis visit. The following quotes were collect¬ed by Bruce Shaw, a member of the Ad HocCommittee to bring Noam Chomsky toCampus.Robert Aliber, Professor Graduate Schoolof Business:“I think he’s a renaissance man, but I’dbe reluctant to have him take my appendixout.”Lutz Erbring, Associate Professor Depart¬ment of Political Science“If anyone on this campus feels that lis¬tening to someone who’s point of view youdon’t agree with is a waste of time, then thatperson is probably at the wrong place in theUniversity of Chicago.”Gory Eppen, Professor Graduate School ofBusiness and Director International Busi¬ness Exchange:“Mr. Chomsky is certainly controversial.A university is a place to hear controversialideas. I’m pleased that in contrast to someof our Eastern counterparts, Chicago re¬mains open to a variety of viewpoints.”Saunders Mac Lane, Professor EmeritusDepartment of Mathematics:“I would rather hear him talk on linguis¬tics.”Sidney Nagel, Professor Department ofPhysics:“Chomsky will win by 23 points.” John Goldsmith, Associate Professor De¬partment of Linguistics:“Back in the 60’s people used to say hewas a one man anti-war movement. Healways has a fresh perspective on howmoral issues and political issues come to¬gether. He has had his strongest impact bycontinuing to refuse to let what he sees assimple and basic moral issues be obscuredby reasons of state or convenience.”Morton Kaplan, Professor Department ofPolitical Science:“Chomsky is intellectually irresponsi¬ble.”Hellmut Fritzche, Professor and ChairmanDepartment of Physics:“I’m particularly glad that a humanist isdiscussing issues like the dangers of thearms race. He’s a very interesting person,and it would be interesting to hear his pointof view, which of course is very different.”Bernard Silberman, Professor Depart¬ments of Political Science and Center forFar Eastern Studies:“He has a wide range of interestingviews; controversial, intelligent. Peopledon’t always agree with him, but he’s pro¬vocative.”Herman Sinaiko, Dean of Students in theCollege and Associate Professor of Humani¬ties:“I don’t particularly like his politics, buthe’s always worth listening to.”Lloyd Rudolph, Professor Department ofPolitical Science and Chairman Committeeon International Relations:“We certainly need as much thought anddiscussion of regional wars and arms con¬trol as we can get. It’s important for anties¬tablishment voices to be heard, even thoughthey sometimes lack credibility to thosewithin the establishment.”4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 4, 1986 The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-in-chiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TUISenior News EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews Editor Karen E. 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Miller, MichaelMonahan, Melissa Moore, Lauren Murphy, Karin Nelson, Matt Nickerson, JeanOsnos, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott, MattSchaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner, Christina Voulgare-lis, Christine Wright.Contributors: Bill Flevares, Michael Gtfllo, Juliet Stamper, Eric Thompson.Charles GrayIn the Funhouse of Historyby Karen E. AndersonHe’s a regular on the squash court, paints scenes ofclassical muses sporting with giant comic-book frogs,and has a passion for old historical documents. He’s alsoa devoted L.L. Bean fan. If you order much from thatcatalog, odds are that he’ll show up in class modelingthe same rain gear that you’re wearing, or at leasttoting the same backpack.Leaning back dreamily in his swivel chair with theindefatigable air of one who loves to putter around witheverything, Professor Charles Gray willingly admitsthat he is an L.L. Bean aficionado. But when I ask himwhether wearing L.L. Bean apparel is related to astatement he once made in class about silk pajamas(“They’re very elegant because you are the only onewho knows that you are wearing something high inquality”) he laughingly denies it. “Nothing of the sort.I'm a great L.L.Bean fan, but my affection for L.L.Bean is due to my own tightness—L.L. Bean is a prettygood deal. I like to get things out of a catalog because Ihate shopping.”That’s understandable;as a professor in theHistory Department,lecturer in the law school,Associate Dean of Students,and Master of the NewCollegiate Division, Grayprobably has little time toshop. Besides, he seemsto feel that L.L. Bean isquite good enough to fit anygentleman’s wardrobeneeds, especially if thegentleman likes to have anoccasional run-in with theGreat Outdoors.“No, I’m not a sportsman,that may sound a little tooclassy. More a countrymouse. We have a place upi!i Vermont. Being upthere in the sticks is reallymy idea of being inparadise. I like hiking andthat sort of thing.” Graythinks that his love ofrural areas stems from the fact that he grew up in Urbana, Illinois on the edge oftown that hadn’t really been tamed away from thegrasslands. When I ask whether this affects his view ofhistory much, he chuckles and then says, “You know,sometimes in history one is dealing in smaller scale,rural things.” Gray feels that it is important to stripaway the veneer of reverence and legend so that we canstudy actual human motives. When interpreting adocument, Gray constantly reminds himself and hisclass that these were real humans who slept, got drunk,stubbed their toes, and probably swore at the familydog.If you ask Gray why he chose history as his field ofstudy, you won’t get the standard “Great Men, GreatEvents” history buff answer. Leaning back once againand squinting speculatively he mutters, “Oh, it’s a goodlocation for someone who is interested in everythingBut the cult of the professional historian doesn’t attractme. I have no taste for archives.” While he decides,apparently on the spot, that history is fine for him, hedoes comment that perhaps he should have gone intocontinued on page sixDepartment of History Professor Charles GrayChocolate Soupby Juliet Stamper“What is Chocolate Soup?” you ask. I had beenwondering that too. So I decided to go to 5715 Woodlawnto check out the scene at the new Saturday night cafecalled Chocolate Soup. I wanted to find out why the cafewas called Chocolate Soup, who was running it, andwhat exactly the place had to offer.The cafe is modeled after the original Chocolate SoupCafe in Jerusalem where they serve a concoction calledchocolate soup. This concoction is not just ordinary hotchocolate, instead it consists of a bittersweet chocolateliquid with nuts and fruit floating on top. This might notsound very good, but it doesn’t really matter, because itisn’t served in Hyde Park’s Chocolate Soup. However,they do serve hot chocolate and hot cider, as well asmany other coffeeshop-type drinks and desserts.Chocolate Soup was created because there were nocoffeeshops open in Hyde Park after 9 o’clock on aSaturday night. There is no place to sit and talk overcoffee and a danish before the late show or after theearly show. Michelle Pinnas, a steering committeemember, remembered the coffeeshop where she and herfriends used to hang out during high school? “We wouldtalk, eat and listen to a local live band. There wasdefinitely a need for a place like that here in HydePark.” Hillel’s Steering committee members agreedthat the idea was worth trying. Jeff Kaufman, thecommittee’s chairman, said, “We hoped Chocolate SoupAfter Hourswould appeal to a wide variety of people, and it hasbeen very successful.”The Grand Opening was on January 11th, the firstSaturday night of winter quarter. David Babbitt playedbackground piano music, setting the mood for a quietand relaxing evening. About thirty people came to sit,talk and listen to Babbitt. Babbitt said that he enjoyedplaying for the Chocolate Soup crowd, and he felteveryone had an all around good time.Roberto Wilson, a Haitian musician, sang Haitian andWest Indian folk songs accompanied by his guitar andbongos at the cafe on January 25th. About forty peoplestopped in to hear his ethnic melodies or to chat withsome of the people who are already regulars atChocolate Soup. Rachel Strahs. a first time patron of thecafe, said, “The live music really adds something".Marc Sable, another patron, agreed, “The music wasexcellent and the atmosphere was laid back andcomfortable.”What is unique about Chocolate Soup is itsatmosphere. The room is lit only by the candles on thetables and the fire in the fireplace. People sit at thetables and talk or lie by the fireplace and playBackgammon, checkers or chess. With the dim lightingand the quiet music, Chocolate Soup affords all themakings of an intimate and cosy evening. With hot ciderand a piece of pie for under a dollar, the prices aremore than reasonable, and there is no cover charge.“It is a warm, friendly place to be, and a great placeto take a date.”chocolate Soup Cafe is open 10-12 pm every Saturdaynight at the Hillel House, 5715 Woodlawn. Making It ThroughLaw SchoolThe Hard Wayby Alexandra ConroyHow are blind people really different? “I dreamnon-visually,” Patty Gregory, a blind first-year lawstudent said. She’s also sure that her dog guide Sandy isin most of her dreams. But nobody has much time fordreaming at the University of Chicago. Gregory’sexperience of her courses pretty well matches otherstudents’. “They’re real tough. Intellectually, I wasexpecting it, but now that it’s hit me, it’s somethingelse.”Gregory chose the University for a number of smallreasons. Coming from Michigan State, a small class wasappealing. There is less “college town” atmosphere in acity the size of Chicago. Also, she could be with herhusband who is studying podiatry, a subject not alwayspart of a school’s curriculum. Gregory feels that the Uof C does not make many provisions for thehandicapped, but also that other law schools have nomore to offer. She said she knew what accomodations toexpect before she made her choice. It’s Gregory’snature to put her goals before her limitations. “I choosemy electives first and then worry about whether thetapes are available. Some people don’t do it that way.”The tapes are recordings of textbooks, one of severalaids available through agencies which are not connectedwith any specific school. Gregory also needs to maketapes of class lectures herself. The cassettes do notappear extraordinary, but have several unique features.In order to avoid outrageous fees for reproducingcopyrighted material, typed books are recorded on aslow speed. This insures that only qualifying blindpersons with special adjustable-speed players will usethe tapes and eliminates the possibility of massdistribution to the general public. When doing her ownrecording, Gregory uses four-sided cassettes and alsorecords on a slow speed. With eight hours available pertape, she was able to get half a quarter of one class on asingle tape.Gregory employs live readers for material notavailable on tape but, “I'm limited to how fast they cantalk.” She can study these three to four times fasterwith the tapes due to the practice of replaying theinformation at high speeds and subjecting the playbackto a condenser which strategically elimiates certainsyllables; thus the recordings run much faster, word forword, than a reader could possibly speak. Gregory builtup her skills in understanding the audibly altered tapes,but to achieve her present peak efficiency took aconcerted effort throughout four years of college.Gregory makes good use of the tapes but feels that, as aresult, her Braille could stand improvement. “There hasbeen a real hefty Braille movement recently. Too manypeople grew up with tapes alone and can’t spell orspace.”This is no problem in classrooms or exams since fewother people read Braille. Gregory uses a standardtypewriter. “If you ask me if I have Braille keys. I’llscream. You’re not supposed to look at the keysanyway,” she commented. In addition, according toprofessor Cass Sunstein. most of the burden in lawclasses consists of being prepared for class rather thanin written assignments.Gregory reads her own questions if they are short. Sheexplained that while the common misconception holdsthat blind people see absolutely nothing, 95% of themhave some very limited vision. “You have to have awhole lot wrong with your eyes to really see nothing. ”With special microscope-like lenses, Gregory is able toread print, albeit very slowly. She says it’s handy forreading mail or using a dictionary, but the ability toread a little print is virtually non-essential, especiallyafter four years of printless college work. As to whatshe sees without the lenses, that vision at times isnothing. But the view “...is not dark. It’s not scary,”Gregory said, trying to correct more publicmisconceptions, “...it’s like trying to see out the back ofyour head. You just can’t.”Gregory is not precisely sure what specific career shewill pursue once her degree is completed. Right now,she is fairly sure she would not enjoy corporate law-practice. She is considering working in the area of civilcontinued on page sixThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, t ebruary 4, 1986—5Dome on the Rangeby Ingrid GouldBooks we grew up with promised us madcapadventure and hilarious hijinks. These virtues may beabsent from the lives of numerous University studentsimmersed in today’s weighty academics, but for thelucky students of the Junior College of Comedy (JCC),laughter and games are the rule.“We were just sitting around the Henderson table lastyear talking about shaving our heads and eating rawfish. We were cracking a lot of jokes,” explained GordonWilliams, Dean of the JCC. “There was an abundance ofjokes from my direction—though I was notresponsible—and I was nominated dean of the newschool.”Ken Sawyer, Dean of Admissions, agrees. “He waselected dean but wasn’t responsible. In fact, he waselected dean because he was irresponsible.” Sawyercredits former Henderson House member John Burbankwith an important role in founding the college.Last year the Henderson men established their wintercampus on North Field between Pierce Tower andHenry Crown. They pitched their tents and slept out fora week. This year with funds from CSA (“the ComedyStudents Association, as ar as we’re concerned,”quipped Williams) and the technical expertise of theJCC’s Engineering School, La Monte Yarroll, the JCCbuilt a geodesic dome on their land.With cardboard from the boxes of Ryerson’s new“We have a place upin Vermont. Being up thereis the sticks is really my ideaof being in paradise” chalkboards and furniture, about thirty ounces of glue,some six-hundred clothespins, and patterns Yarrolldesigned, he and a dozen others took two weeks to puttogether the dome in the Henderson lounge. Once theoriginal plans were modified to increase stability, theyassembled the dome outside. Like two multi-facetedigloos, the semi-stellated truncated-cube octahedronstood almost six feet high at each center and measuredeighteen feet in length.When the JCC accepted CSA funds, they agreed toopen their doors to any U of C College student. Sayerstated, “I am the Dean of Admissions. I’ll admit toalmost anything. In fact, I’ll admit to most of theextortion schemes involving FBI moles.” Admission isfree and free for the choosing. But floor space in thedome is limited.Graduation requirements also lack the stringency ofthose at many other institutions. “There is only one,”said Williams, whose offices are manned exclusively byMickey Mouse phones, “and that is that the person tellsa joke on the first night in the geodome.”The administrators and students of the JCC havemore on their minds than such zany antics. They have apurpose, a goal. “Last year’s quest was to get bencheson the quads,” said Yarroll. The U of C put two bencheson the quads last year and will continue at that annualrate. Sawyer reflected on the historic importance ofbenches, recalling Saint Augustine in his garden andEmerson in Paris in 1832. “Benches are the cradle ofWestern democracy,” he asserted.The Funhouseclassics. Once again there is the restless attitude ofsomeone wiio cannot quite leave anything alone for toolong. Gray himself has diagosed it as the “useeverything up syndrome.” He sounds like nothing somuch as a little boy who firmly decides that he is goingto be an astronaut—probably. I have the eeriepremonition that next he will say, “Yes, when I growup, I want to go into classics.”Gray’s compulsion to use everything manifests itselfin his painting technique. Or rather it created hispainting style. Gray explains, “I hate to throw anythingaway, I’m that way in the kitchen, too. When I paint, Ihave several things going at once so that I can use upleftover paint on other canvases. I use littleperpendicular lines of paint, an evolution of my own.”His painting, as with so many of his other interests, hasbeen mainly self-taught. Gray says that he has beenpainting since he was a child, and probably paints morenow than ever before. Gray’s paintings grace his office,their mottled checkerboard surfaces blending well withhis shuffle of papers in Latin, Greek and occasionallyEnglish.However, one of his most interesting works hangs inSocial Sciences 224. It’s the sort of “Classics Accordingto Gray” affair with the muses and frogs that Imentioned before. “Giant frogs, Mr. Gray?” I ask. Aconspiratorial look comes across his face and heanswers, “It’s kind of a spoof on classical characters. Itried to keep the spirit of the painting light.” “Benches arethe cradle ofWestern Democracy”continued from page fiveDespite his inquisitive, indomitably cheerful attitude,Gray feels that he has a cynical core in his personality.This is reflected in his choice of favorite writers. Hesays that Montaigne has influenced him the most withhis “skepticism and down-to-earthness. He has acapacity to focus on the reality of things.” Shakespeareis the other literary great Gray cited from among theauthors he has encountered. He said that he feelsShakespeare understands human nature and is notafraid to express it, even in its cruder moments.Due to his cynicism toward research. Gray says thathe always intended to go into teaching. His classroommethod, full of intriguing but unanswerable questions, ispurposely meant to force students to think forthemselves. “I once heard it said that there are twokinds of teachers, good and bad, and that the bad kindare the only kind worth having,” he quips. “I likeclarity, of course, but you have to make students paddleto keep their heads above water, don’t you?”With a charitable smile, Gray says that he enjoys hisUniversity classroom experiences. He said that he findsstudents at the U of C to be “exceptionally goodnatured,....of course, you can’t expect people betweenthe ages of eighteen and twenty to be 100% interested inhistory, can you?” No, you can’t. And you can’t expectProfessor Gray to be one-hundred percent interested inany one thing for too long. He’s too busy planning hisnext project, or using up the leftovers from the last one.“What 1 ended updoing a lot was fightingthe school system...” The Hard Wayrights legislation—especially the rights of thehandicapped because, “...women and minorities havemade such inroads already.” She found while workingwith special education students in the public schools,that “Special ed. is highly regulated, highly litigated.What I ended up doing a lot was fighting the schoolsystem for things that students were entitled to, likeBraille instruction.” In the situation referred to, thehandicapped students were integrated into regularclassrooms. Gregory, herself, completed her entireeducation through the public school system.In her free time—what there is of it — she enjoys thestereotypical of U of C occupation, reading, includingscience fiction/fantasy. She also enjoys ice-skating and continued from page fivecross-country skiing. She’s never done any downhillskiing not because it frightens her but because “...goingdown the same hill seems boring when you can go formiles along Lake Michigan.” Of course, Sandyaccompanies her through many activities, only vacatinghis post when they need temporary relief from eachother’s company. Sandy participates in skiing, but “inhis capacity as a pet, not a dog guide.” She usuallyrefrains from taking him to hospitals because “I feelthat people who are already sick could have allergies. Idon’t want them to get worse.” Speaking throughGregory, Sandy commented that he most disliked largecrowds when he couldn’t see where he was going. Highon his list of fun situations were those with squirrels orchipmunks in the vicinity.The Adventures of Regman6acIcJuo dfiHuisU umU yi dftaujmSuOajl 4**4atOaJ UJI& wucrd-fo&tJ coi*/ tLJteaJ xluefMl t ujjWaa Ca/junfKuJV7dj4U(iO*je/(c 'aA by Skip and JoellenMtruM*)rfo fr* of W M ■ Mtr,/£/ CHP, MA*J,C£T UP, IT'sTMtE £) clockAlACAW, HJ£ GOTTATake scmetki -beersSack i&mjto HjH, kJHAT?tf k/AS hAtiK,■Hcxjci, rrWASaJTMC...m y' fV6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 4, 1986magazineLady JaneThe Movie behind the historyby Jeon OsnosIn this era of teen sex comedies and slasher madness,one rarely finds new movies with young protagonistswho are intelligent, politically-minded and passionate.Characters like these are central to Lady Jane, a newcostume drama opening at the Biograph Theater onFebruary 7.Fifteen year old Lady Jane Grey became the pawn ina fierce struggle for the English throne in 1553. A greatniece of Henry VIII, she was also cousin to young,Protestant Edward VI. Edward was dying and hisProtector, John Dudley, Duke of Northumberland wasanxious to see the throne remain Protestant. Hearranged the marriage of Lady Jane to his seventeenyear old son, Lord Guilford. Then Dudley manipulatedEdward into willing the crown to Lady Jane, which inturn prevented Edward’s Catholic sister Mary fromascending the throne. Dudley’s maneuvers, supportedby Lady Jane’s parents, the Duke of Duchess of Suffolk,brought the teenager to the throne, but her reign lastedonly nine days. Mary ascended the throne anyway, andhad the young couple beheaded.These events don’t come across as a celluloid historytext, but the movie does give the political and religiousaspects of the story (particularly the anti-Catholicsentiment of the time) their full weight. Since this isalso the story of a young girl who gets married, anembellished love theme is incorporated as well. Theresult is a romantic drama which is obviously notfactually accurate, but is still entertaining andthought-provoking.Movies which depict historical circumstances tend toplay out what seem like only the most obvioustrademarks of the subject matter. A character may beone-dimensional, either good or evil. This type of portrayal leaves the viewer wondering about the degreeof a real character’s virtue or cruelty. In Lady Jane,there is never any doubt that the teenagers were theinnocent victims of a tragedy and this point is instilledwith its portrayal of the couple as idyllic and idealistic.Yet despite the occasional Zeffirelli-like overstatementmeant to inspire viewer sympathy, this perspective isnot counteracted by a depiction of the adult perpetratorsas monstrous villains. They realize the horror of theiractions.The cast contributes to this balance.Helena Bonham Carter in her first film isstrikingly beautiful and captivating asLady Jane. She conveys each changefrom stubbomess, through rapture andmaturity, to an eventual sense of doom.She is a studious, single-minded girl whochanged her perception once she is thrustinto a marriage with someone she initiallydislikes, and then is forced upon the throne.Cary Elwes as Guilford, is even morephotogenic. He gives a good performance asa bov who at first seems like a cad but turnsout to be much more sensitive than expected.Members of the Royal ShakespeareCompany, especially John Wood as Dudley.Sara Kestelman as the Duchess of Suffolk,and Jane Lapotaire as Queen Mary I,give rich portraits.Lady Jane was written by David Egar anddirected by Trevor Nunn, wno is co-artisticdirector of the Royal Shakespeare Companyand directed Cats and The Life andAdventures of Nicholas Nicklebv. Knownfor his elaborate stage productions, hedisplays in his first feature film, with itslush costumes and settins, asurprising intimacy. 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The interview is partof “Conversations with the Chan¬cellor,” a weekly series at 10 pm,on WYCC-TV.February 7:The Center for Middle EasternStudies presents the Turkish Cir¬cle with Dr. Ahmet Unal, Orien¬tal Institute, who will speak on“Turkler ve Trukler Oncesi EskiAnadolu Kulturleri,” at 1 pm inPick 218.The Hillel Forum presents“The Value of One Life? From$8.37 to $10 Million,” a panel dis¬cussion between professors Ar¬nold Davidson, Dept, of Philoso¬phy, Sam Peltzman, GraduateSchool of Business, and WilliamWimsatt, Dept, of Philosophy.The discussion will take place at8:30 pm at Hillel, 5715 S. Wood-lawn.February 10:Prof. David G. Lynn, Dept ofChemistry, University of Chica¬go, will speak on “Lost WithoutSight or Hearing...How does Na¬ture Decipher Distance?” at 4 pmin Kent 120.The Art and Technology Deptof the School of the Art Instituteof Chicago and Chicago SIG-GRAPH will sponsor a presenta¬tion on “The Commodore Amiga:Hardware and Software,” at 7pm in the Ballroom of HefnerHall, 1340 North State Parkway.The event is free.Dr. Nina Agabian, Naval Bio¬medical Research Laboratory,University of California. Berkley,will give a talk on “Gene Expres¬sion in Parasites,” at 4 pm inCLSC 101.February 13:“Careers in Writing.” will bethe subject of an evening pro¬gram by Career and PlacementServices. It will be held at 7 pm in iWeekly Calendar*^the Reynolds Club North Loungeand is open to undergraduatesand graduates for no charge.Dr. Ray White, University ofUtah Medical School, will speakon “Human Chromosome Maps:New Tools for Genetic Epidemio¬logy,” at 4 pm in CLSC 101. Coffeeat 3:45 in CLSC 850.TheatreOrganic Theatre:The Remains Theatre Ensem¬ble presents Days and NightsWithin, which will run untilMarch 9. Showtime is 8 pm Wed.-Fri. and 7 pm Sat. and Sun. Thereis also a 3 pm matinee on Sunday.Tickets are $13 and $16. The The¬ater is located at 1034 W. BarryAve.The Theatre School, DePaul Uni¬versity:The School presents JosephChaikin’s Terminal from Febru¬ary 13 until February 23. Show-times the first week are Mon.-Sat. at 8 pm and Sun. at 2:30 pm.Second week times are Tues.-Sat.at 8 pm. Sun. at 2:30 pm and anadditional Wed. matinee at 10am. For ticket information andreservations, call 341-8455. Thetheater is located at 2324 N. Free-mont.Concrete Gothic Theatre:Concrete Gothic presents theplay adaption of Snow White andthe Seven Dwarves. Productionsare; Fri., February 7 at 7 pm;Sat., February 8. at 2 and 7 pm:and Sun., February 9, at 3 pm.Tickets are $4 for adults, $3 forstudents and $1.50 for those under13. Performances are in theReynolds Club Third FloorTheatre, 5706 S. University. Formore information, call 684-2319.FilmsShedd Aquarium:The Aquarium presents “Turt¬le,” and “Salamanders.” duringthe day in the Aquatic ScienceCenter. Shows are free. DOC:February A: Funny Girl (Wil¬liam Wyler, 1968) at 8 pm.February 5: Boy (Nagisa Oshi-ma, 1969) at 8 pm.February 6: Dressed to Kill(Brian DePalma, 1980), 8 pm.February 7: Mad Max BeyondThunderdome (George Miller,1985) at 7, 9:15 and 11:30 pm.February 8: Old Yeller (RobertStevenson, 1957) at 2 pm and Pur¬ple Rose of Cairo (Woody Allen,BLOOM COUNTY 1985) at 7, 9, and 11 pm.February 9: Purple Rose ofCairo at 2 pm and Au HasardBalthazar (Robert Bresson, 1966)at 8 pm.February 10: Decision at Sun¬down (Bud Boetticher, 1957) at 8pm.Law School:February 5: Top Hat (MarkSanrich, 1935) at 8:30 pm.February 6: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Seigal,1956) at 8:30 pm.February 8: Who’s Afraid ofVirginia Woolfe (Mike Nichols,1966) at 7:30 and 10 pm.International House:February 6: Lost Boundaries(USA, 1949) at 8 pm.February 7: Knife in the Head(Germany, 1978) at 7:30 and 9:30pm.by Berke Breathedsoyoeorhe?why, THISMUST 56THE— "THE PORbOTTENISLAM? 06EFFEMINATEPOP STARS." 3ANISHEP ? 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Dlst FreezeStudents for Nuclear Disarmament, Committee to Bring Noam Chumsky to Speak, Scientist Opposing Star Wars 3rd WorldPolitical Forum, South Africa Action Committee8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 4, 1986Geography Department responds to criticismsThe following includes excerpts from astatement by members of the Departmentof Geography on the Report summarized inthe January 24 issue of the Maroon.l) Outside geography consultants to thecommittee. We are surprised and disap¬pointed that only one of the geographersconsulted has a substantial record of inter¬national interest. The others have been de¬voted exclusively to aspects of the humangeography of the contemporary USA. Thusthey lack the close involvement with cultur¬al-historical and foreign-area research thathas been a hallmark of our program and is avital dimension of geography. During thepast two decades our Department has pub¬lished volumes devoted to China, Japan,Malaysia, Singapore, India, Pakistan, theUSSR, Libya, Tunisia, Kenya, Uganda,South Africa, Mexico, Peru, and Argentina.Forthcoming volumes deal with Nepal,Chile, Japan, Guatemala, and Costa Rica,and we have PhD candidates now workingin Belgium, the Philippines, and Brazil. It isno accident that the Department of Geogra¬phy is located in Albert Pick Hall for Inter¬national Studies.Research Papers Series. We do not be¬lieve that one of the most important prod¬ucts of our Department — the 215 volumesof our Research Papers Series — was givenappropriate attention during the review.From our perspective this is the most disap¬pointing feature of the report. This very tan¬gible record of our enterprises should havereceived extended consideration. No de¬partment of geography in this country —and no other department in this University— has a comparable publication program.Spatial information systems. We wel¬come the recommendation to support pur¬suit of research in this growing field of geo¬graphical and national planning, as laid outin the Department’s memorandum of10-7-85 on “Recruitment Priorities.” Geog¬raphy will play an enlarged role in the fu¬ture in issues concerned with the design andmanagement of large social and environ¬mental information systems. A major andlong-standing conceptual and operationaldivide is crumbling between the creation oflarge data bases, their statistical manipula¬tion, and their graphic interpretation andpresentation (the latter being the tradition¬al field of cartography). Future work in thissphere will integrate these functions, devel¬op them interactively, and set the para¬meters of the new synthesized systems. Ge¬ographers are moving rapidly into thisresearch arena, and the Geography Depart¬ment at Chicago can become a leadingcenter for conceptual research and nationalconsultation on this issue. The opportunityfor cooperative efforts with the ComputerSciences program at the University andother departments and centers on campusinterested in information issues is consider¬able, creating a welcome additional cross-disciplinary synergism.Environmental perspectives within ge¬ography. The integrative role of geographyin environmental studies is certainly impor¬tant, but the report presents this point in abaffling and disturbing way. The assertionthat “the interaction of physical and biologi¬cal systems with social systems” is a newinterest, not widely shared among geogra¬phers, is profoundly wrong. This subject hasreceived the sustained attention of geogra¬phers for centuries. The field has expandeddramatically during the past three decadeswith research on environmental perception,cultural ecology, landscape assessment,and the political economy of environmentalmodification. Many geographers are con¬cerned at present with these problems, in¬cluding three current members of our De¬partment, and our discipline has anintellectual legacy that can be traced to thefounding of our Department by Rollin Salis¬ bury in 1903 and thence, ultimately, to Hip¬pocrates, Eratosthenes, and Strabo!Regional versus global modelling. Theconfusion in the Report between what geog¬raphers have done and should do in thebroad field of environmental studies mayreflect the enthusiasm of one of the consul¬tants’ for “global modelling.” The reportcorrectly states that this is a field of mul¬tidisciplinary research with considerablepromise. In our memorandum of 10-7-85 on“Recruitment Priorities” we emphasizedregional rather than global studies. Specialinterest was expressed in research on thehumid tropical realm. A case could also bemade for the importance of new work onsemiarid regions. The recent issue of theGerman geographical journal Die Erde onproblems of the Sahelian zone presents anexcellent example of such work. Good argu¬ments can be made for both global and re¬gional scales of research. Our primary in¬terest in the latter derives from thefollowing convictions:First, the principal contributions of socialscientists to both global and regional re¬search is likely to be based upon work at theregional scale (ie, research on the regionalorigins, implications, and responses to glo¬bal environmental change). Second, fargreater attention is paid to the human di¬mension of environmental problems at theregional than at the global scale. Geogra¬phers and others are moving increasinglytoward investigations of the political econ¬omy and cultural ecology of regional en¬vironmental problems (eg, in the Amazonbasin and the Sahel zone of Africa). Third,regional research deals with social prob¬lems whose scientific uncertainties are agreat deal more tractable than is presentlythe case with global modelling. The fate ofthe Club of Rome report on “Limits toGrowth” and, more recently, of the “Global2000” report illustrate the problems in¬volved in global forecasting and simulationmodels. It is not surprising, given these un¬certainties, that the leading scholars iden¬tified in the Committee Report should begeophysical scientists and systems ana¬lysts; nor is it surprising that the social di¬mension of global environmental researchis presently underdeveloped. Finally, thezonal or regional approach to the study ofenvironmental problems emphasizes meth¬ods and skills that we regard as essentialcomponents of graduate education in geog¬raphy.A computer-based program on global en¬vironmental modelling might well be an at¬tractive venture for the University — andwe would certainly want to contributethrough current and future faculty researchto the advancement of such a venture. Valu¬able contributions could be made by geogra¬phers who explore how regional environ¬mental problems are related to globalprocesses of environmental change.Department program size. The Depart¬ment is acutely sensitive, for obvious rea¬sons, to misrepresentations of its size. Sev¬eral such misrepresentations appear in thead hoc committee report. For example, theassertion of alarming decline in our enroll¬ment from 1975 to 1985 is misleading be¬cause the figures for the initial date are in¬flated. They include non-resident studentsand long-term ABDs. Use of the same gen¬erous criteria would acknowledge 28 gradu¬ate students for the 1985-86 year, which isboth a more favorable and more realisticfigure than the decidedly unfavorable andunrealistic figure of 8 given for the 1984-85period in the ad hoc committee report.More importantly the number of graduatestudents in the Department in any year ispartly a function of the amount of fellowshipaid available to our applicants. The Depart¬ment’s allocation of University unendowedfellowship money has not increased even nominally during the past decade, when tu¬ition and other costs have increased sub¬stantially. This reality, well-known to us,seems not to have been discovered by themembers of the ad hoc committee. In spiteof this difficulty, total enrollment in the De¬partment’s courses has been increasing.Our two-quarter College course on “HumanHabitat” (which, coincidentally, deals with“the interaction of physical and biologicalsystems with social systems”) drew circa100 students in 1985 and brought our total en¬rollment to 411, a substantial increase overthe total of 380 in 1983-84.Future links between the Departmentof Geography and other programs at theUniversity. We welcome the speculations inthe Report on institutional structures thatmight enhance research on environmentalproblems. Even during the period of peakpublic interest in such problems, during the1970s, it was difficult here to establish an ap¬propriate committee or institute because ofthe constraints of our divisional structure.The Department of Geography took initia¬tive three years ago in organizing a work¬shop on “nature and technology” which en¬tailed cooperation among both social andphysical scientists. An appropriate broaderframework for study of ecological and re¬sources management problems should alsoinclude input from biologists and membersof our Committee on Public Policy Studies.Interest in environmental issues formsonly part of a wider concern of geographywithin the social sciences with the physicalside of human affairs. If the social sciencesare to develop a holistic conception of thesocial meanings of human existence on thisplanet, there need to be much more explicitconcerns with the physical, material basisof societies and daily life. This is a generalweakness in American social science today,and the University of Chicago has a realchance to remedy this through reshaping itsDepartment of Geography to capitalize onthe current flowering of interest in thestructure and functioning of the materialbasis of human organization. Specifically,this would involve greater concern with pat¬terns of environmental design, including thesocial dimensions of architecture and cul¬tural landscape formation, the relationshipof individuals and groups to material set¬tings, the social significance of places, andthe powerful regional variations that occurin these associations. The potential for en¬hanced synergism between geographicalwork so encouraged and allied research ef¬forts in sociology, anthropology, history,and political science in particular, is tangi¬ble. We consider that links of this kind nowexist between us and other centers oncampus, but a commitment to fresh ap¬pointments in geography to maximize thisinvestment and give it sharper focus is anecessary component of this attractiveprospect of a geographical role in intellec¬tually strengthening the social sciences atChicago.It should be noted, however, that usefulexternal connections for members of theDepartment of Geography can not be res¬tricted to American public policy issues orenvironmental studies. Much of our talentand experience relates to international orforeign-area studies, for which the Univer¬sity already has an elaborate array ofcenters and committees. Members of theDepartment of Geography are now active inthe programs devoted to East and SouthAsia, the Middle East, and international re¬lations, and have sought — through a newappointment, related to Chauncy Harris’ re¬tirement — to maintain our long-standingassociation with scholars devoted to East¬ern Europe and the Soviet Union. Appoint¬ments capable of enhancing the Depart¬ment’s involvement in campus programsdevoted to Africa and Latin America would also be desirable, given the well-developedinterest in these areas among American ge¬ographers. The international or foreign-area interest long evident among Chicagogeographers is not unique to this Universi¬ty. It is a conspicuous and vital dimension ofthe discipline.The issue of leadership. We have al¬ready endorsed the recommendation thatthe Department should have a new chair¬man, and the current Chairman has indicat¬ed that he is ready to relinquish his respon¬sibility at the end of his term (October 1987or at any earlier date that may be desirableor feasible. However, we should also no’that the leadership issue is raised in the xport in reference to a presumed altemativ,conception of geography, i.e., a geographythat departs notably from what is alreadyevident here. W’e believe that the departureimplied in the Report is more apparent thanreal. Of the three directions of modern geog¬raphy described in the Report as beingespecially promising, one (“theoretical andconceptual studies of large spatial informa¬tion systems”) has already been identifiedby us as a possible field for developmenthere, another (“interaction of physical andbiological systems with social systems”)has long been and continues to be a majorinterest of the Department, and the third(“environmental perception and symboliza¬tion”) includes illustrative work, noted inthe Report, by current members of the De¬partment. The suggestion that the need fornew leadership is a consequence of the dis¬covery by the ad hoc committee of a “newgeography” can not survive critical or in¬formed scrutiny.On the other hand, the leadership issuecan be raised more emphatically and ac¬curately in reference to the failure of theDepartment in recent years to gain supportfor its recommendations and hence to ac¬complish its rebuilding plans. The appoint¬ment of an ad hoc committee to search for anew chairman — defined implicitly as a“Man on a White Horse” — would be oneway to solve this personal and departmentalproblem. However, another lengthy reviewwould create unacceptable hardship andsuspense for the Department. It seemsmore logical to see the problem of leader¬ship or chairmanship in reference to the De¬partment’s need for new or replacementfaculty. The rotation of chairmanship ac¬complished routinely by most departmentshere has been difficult to achieve in the De¬partment of Geography because of thesmall number of eligible candidates. Atpresent only one of the tenured members ofthe Department has not yet served as achairman, and the current Chairman hasserved two regular terms (1969-1975), plusan unwelcome substitute term (1983), and a“recycled” term (1984- ) necessitated bythe loss to Texas of a senior faculty memberand potential chairman in 1983. It is unfortu¬nate that the Department of Geography hashad a chairmanship problem. This problemcan best be solved by tenure-level appoint¬ments in the coming years that will permitus to see the Department chairmanship asan issue to be solved by orderly rotation.These remarks are offered as an adden¬dum to the Report of the Ad Hoc Committeeon Geography. There are many statementsin the Report that we welcome with enthusi¬asm. and we are eager, now that the reporthas been delivered, to work to improve thecondition of geography at the University ofChicago. W’e welcome the report’s call fornew leadership, for focussed rebuildingwith carefully selected appointments, andthe stability that will permit the Depart¬ment to function once again at the forefrontof geographical research.AAAAAAAA, CONCERT OFBAROQUE ORGAN MUSICBENJAMIN LANE, ORGANISTAugustana Lutheran Church5500 South WoodlawnFriday, February 74:00 PMWorks byJ. S. BachG. F. 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Although both the men and womenfinished behind Valpo (the men’s team los¬ing by only nine points) Coach Kevin Foberwas pleased with the individual perfor¬mances and the teams effort.Fober was quoted as saying, “I didn’tjudge the competition correctly and put peo¬ple into different events than they usuallyswim. If I hadn’t done this the men wouldhave won.” He also cited the questionabledisqualifications of the men’s 400 medleyrelay, and of high point scorer Ray Cullom(who was DQ’ed for not touching the wall ona turn during his 200 backstroke) as havinghad a large effect on the outcome of themeet. The team would have won with thoseextra points.On the bright side, Fober mentioned sev¬eral of the men’s performances as particu¬larly good. Saturday saw the debut ofsprint-freestyler Mike Mulroy on the onemeter diving board where Mulroy captureda second place against the talented Valpodiving team. Since conference ChampionDuane Caneva (who is now the divingcoach) graduated last year, the team haslost points in the diving competition.Mulroy’s diving was a welcome contribu¬tion to the team’s effort.Freshman Tord Alshabkhoun once againdisplayed his talent, but this time in the dis¬tance freestyle, placing first in both the 500and 200 freestyle. He then, with the help of The Grinnell game belonged to Dave Witt.His 32 points and his three point play with 30seconds left in the game helped Chicago to a70-66 win against Grinnell.The game opened with play that was re¬miniscent of the rest of the game. After Chi¬cago won the opening tip, they turned theball over, but when Grinnell brought theball down, they turned it back over to Chi¬cago. Turnovers could have played a largeroll in the game since they were so preva-sprinters Eric Elvekrog, Ben Forest, andEverett Lee, won the 400 free relay.Cullom, although he was DQ’ed in the 200backstroke, scored first place in the 200 but¬terfly. Freshman Larry Lee also had a goodmeet scoring in both the 500 free (secondplace) and the 200 free (third place).Coach Fober was especially pleased thisweekend with the women’s team.“Everyone on the team did a personal best,in spite of the hard workouts I’d given themall week long.” Senior captain Tina Eller-bee sprinted to glory against some toughValpo competition in the 100 butterfly, witha time very close to the national qualifyingtime. Her performance was followed bysophomore Esta Spalding who took first inthe 100 backstroke with a career best time,in one of her closest matches this season.The medley relay comprised of Ellerbee,Spalding, breaststroker Mary Beth Novy,and sprinter Ellen Brown, took first placeover the Valparaiso women. Other womenwho achieved personal best times were:Beth Anderson (1000 and 500 free), KrisNovak (200 and 100 free), Novy (200 I.M.and 100 Breaststroke), and Amelia Galli-tano (100 and 200 free).On the whole, though the teams did notscore as high as Coach Fober had hoped, theindividual performances left Fober confi¬dent that the teams would do well in nextweekends meets against Beloit and NorthPark at Bartlett Gym.Meets are scheduled for 4 p.m. againstBeloit (coed-Friday) and North Park(women only-Saturday). lent, but both teams had trouble keepingcontrol of the ball.Chicago went out to an early lead againstGrinnell. Good inside play from Witt andTom Lepp combined with the fine outsideshooting of Mike Clifford put Chicago up20-10 with 9:00 left in the first half. Chicagostretched the lead to 13 as Witt received apass from Rob Omiecinski on a sort of giveand go. Witt was fouled *on the play, andmade the foul shot to give Chicago the biglead.Witt controlled play on both ends of thecourt. From shot blocking to rebounding toputting in the points from inside the paint,Witt lead the Chicago attack.As the half ended, the Grinnell pass tight¬ened. But Chicago easily broke the presswith the fine ball handling of Tom Fallon.The guard from Nebraska ran circlesaround the Grinnell press. Omiecinski andLepp had the hot hands as time wound downin the first half. When the buzzer sounded,Chicago had a 37-30 first half lead.The second half opened with Witt taking apass from Clifford. Witt made a strongmove to the basket and layed the ball in fora nine point Chicago lead. But that was allthe good news for Chicago for the opening ofthe second half. The press that Chicagobroke easily in the first half became amajor factor in the secnd. After severalturnovers and some poor shot selectionGrinnell erased the Chicago lead and wentup by a point.Omiecinski ended the cold streak for Chi¬cago. He hit three straight jumpers to putChicago up by a point. Grinnell alterredtheir defense to try to cool the hot Omiecins¬ki. Grinnell went to a man-to-man instead ofa 2-3 zone that they had been running formost of the game. Heavy defensive pres¬sure was put on Omiecinski, but the otherMaroons were freed up. Clifford and Wittpicked up the slack and put Chicago up byfour with 3:00 left to play.But Grinnell again cut the Chicago lead.With :44 left on the clock the score was tied.Chicago had the ball for the last shot. Afterpassing the ball around, Clifford drove theright side of the lane. He dished the ball offto Dave Witt who made a strong move to thebasket, drew the fouL and made the basket.With :21 left on the clock Witt completed thethree point play, and put Chicago up forgood. The final score: Chicago 70, Grinnell66.By Bill FlevaresContributing WriterThe University of Chicago wrestling teamtraveled to River Forest, Illinois this pastSaturday to participate in the Cougar Clas¬sic held at Concordia College. The Maroonshad their work cut out for them as Concor¬dia had won the last two tournaments thatthe Maroons had been entered in. Headcoach Leo Kocher had previously statedthat in order for his team to win tourna¬ments, he would need better performancesfrom his entire lineup. This week his squadresponded in convincing fashion as they hadsix champions in this five team tournamentand three other placers, on the way to cap¬turing the tournament crown with 86 points.Host Concordia finished with 68 points.The six Maroon champions were Joe Bo-chenski at 126 lbs., Bob Carrigan at 134 lbs.Jeff Farwell at 142 lbs. Mickey Best at 150lbs. Quentin Paquette at 167 lbs. and GeneShin at 190 lbs. Shin was named the “BestTechnician of the tournament” and Farwellwas named the “Most Outstanding Wres¬tler”.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Fur¬niture and boxes. Household moves. 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Chicago had to battle atough press and their own turnovers to winthe game.The game opened with Coe College settingup a good trap zone press. Unlike the Grin¬nell game, Chicago had serious troubleagainst the press. After two straight turn¬overs, Chicago was down to the Kohawks10-12. Midway through the first half Chicagorecaptured the lead. The hot hand of Clif¬ford helped to put Chicago up by four with7:00 in the first half.As quickly as the Chicago lead came, itvanished. The Coe press was stiffer than be¬fore. After many turnovers, Coe had taken asix point lead. As the half ended, the outsideshooting of Coe had cooled against the Chi¬cago zone, and Lepp’s six points in the paintcut the Coe lead to three at the half.The second half opened with Chicago hav¬ing the ball while Coe stayed in the man-to¬man defense that worked so well for them inthe first half. On Chicago’s first possessionof the game, Clifford hit a 14ft. jump shot tocut the Kohawk’s lead to one. On their nexttrip down the court, Chicago recaptured thelead when Omiencinski assisted Lepp.Both teams changed defenses in the sec¬ond half. Chicago went to a man to man,while Coe changed to a 2-1-2 and a 2-3 zone.The press that worked so well for Coe in thefirst half was used only sporadically in thesecond.Good play by Omiencinski, Clifford andLepp helped to extend the Chicago lead.With 6:15 left in the game, Omiencinskicompleted a three point play to put Chicagoup by nine 65-56. As time was winding downand the Chicago lead incresing, Coe wentback to their press and switched back totheir man to man defense. The changeworked well for Coe as they began to cutinto the Chicago lead, but the closest theycould ever come was five.With a minute left in the game Chicagohad a five point lead and the ball. Coe putChicago on the line to try to retake the lead.But, perfect foul shooting from Omiecinskiand Clifford put the game away. When thebuzzer sounded after Tom Fallon’s breakaway lay-up, Chicago had won their secondgame of the weekend by a score of 83-73.Farwell had an awesome day as he scoredin the final twenty seconds of his title matchto win 12-11. “It was a big thrill for me,”said Farwell. “It was my first time in col¬lege to be named outstanding wrestler, andI did it by beating a guy who had beaten methree times in a row.”As for Carrigan, Best, and Paquette, itwas the first time that each had captured atournament championship. Best and Pa¬quette had both come close in recent tour¬naments and things finally clicked.Also placing for the Maroons were JimJohnston at 158 lbs. Landall Cormier at 118lbs. and Scott Ranges at heavyweight. 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Call 643 9624today! •1(>—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 4, 1986 BEN FORESTNationally qualifying diver Rose Kivens flies into a reverse aive off the three-meter board in last Saturday’s meet against Valparaiso.Swimmers show promiseGrapplers dominate TourneyBRAINS NEEDEDWe study the left & right hemisopheres ofright-handers. Look at pictures & earn $5/hr.Call 962-7591 or sign up at Green 412.LANGUAGE TABLESJoin us for dinner and International conversation. German—Mon, Chinese—Tues.,French—Wed., and Japanese—Thurs. Com¬plementary beverages. Call I House at 753-2274.POST BIRTHDAYreflection. Harpsicord and piano per¬formances featuring the music of Bach, Berg,Handel, Scarlatti and Shutz at 1-House, Feb 4,7:30pm Call 753-2286 for reservations.CONCERNEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight)to participate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood. Earn $150 for your par¬ticipation in this 4 week study. No experimen¬tal drugs and minimal time involved.Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 yrs oldand in good health. For further informationcall Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 & 11:30a.m.ATTN: SOPHOMORESASHUM: Are you interested in the liberal artsand sciences basic to human biology andmedicine? Find out about the ASHUM pro¬gram. Call 962-7967. Applications available inHarper 589, East Tower. Applications duefirst week of spring quarter.AV SERVICESPassport photos, printing, developing, andmuch more. Located in the basement of Bill¬ings Hospital, room S-30. For further information, call 962-6263. LOST8. FOUNDLOST: One wallet at "Romancing the Stone"in Kent 107 (1/30). The $4 and the MAB ticketmight be of some use to you, so keep 'em. Thecredit cards have been cancelled and the ID'sare all under 21, so be a sport and return them(+ anything else you can't use) to me at homeor the Maroon office, no questions asked.EARN $245WHILE YOUHAVE FUN WITH YOURFRIENDS!We are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one evening each weekfor 7 weeks in our recreational area from 7-11pm. After each session you will stay over¬night in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245. So RECRUIT YOUR FRIENDS! Onlynon-experimental drug involved. Subjectsmust be in good health and between 21 and 35CALL 962-3560 Mon-Fri 3:30 - 6 pm to volunteeror for information. This study is conducted atthe U of C Medical Center. Ask for Joe.SCENESONE MINUTE STORIES at The WoodlawnTap, 1172 E 55, 3-4:30, every Sunday It'sFree! It's Fun!FOR SALELanier Microcassette Dictaphone. Exc. $100684 2551.Yr. old Apple lie Computer, Duo Disk, CPMCard; Qume IV LQ Printer (54 letters/sec);WordStar Software; Computer desk & files.Exc. $2499 747 6469 or best offer.SNOWWHITE ANDC.G.T.Now its fifth season at The University ConCrete Gothic's lates production is a children'sproduction, but sure to pleasse all ages. Coeefind out who's the fairest one of all. Call 6842319 for more details. This extravaganza issure to be a hit, Chuck. NEW APPLE PRODUCTSMacPIus-Sl,580; LaserWriter Plus $4,320;BOOK Extermal Drive-$360;MacWrite-$60;MacPaint-$60;Upgrades-lnternal DiskDrive (800K, Double Sided) $250, 512K Imb-$440;128K to lmb-$570; Laser Plus Kit-$625,Keyboard-$95.LIBERTARIANSProf Jim McCawley addresses the firstmeeting of the year: Thur, 6 Feb, 8 PM, IdaNoyes Hall.APARTMENT WANTEDOne bedroom or studio wanted near campuis.Must allow dog and have fenced-in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684-6788 or 962-9555.COMING OUT GROUPGay? Lesbian? Unsure? Opportunity todiscuss your concerns and feelings in a warmand open atmosphere. Tuesdays 8 pm. 5615 S.Woodlawn.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.$$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, andmemory. Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call962-8859 between 8:30 and noon to register.MIRROR MIRRORON THE WALL?SNOW WHITE ANDTHE SEVEN DWARFSbyConcrete Gothic TheatreTickets on sale now for a wonderful per¬formance of the Grimm's fairy tale! Ticketsare $4.00, general, $3.00 students, $1.50children 12 and under, and FREE for 5 andunder. Performances are Feb. 7, 8, 9, 7:00 pmon Fri and Sat. evening, 2:00 pm Sat. aft. andSun. Call 684 2319for reservations.Coming Soon.Unheard ofCareer Opportunitiesfor a Pew Select Majors. Electrical Engineers...Computer Scientists...Mathematicians...Language Specialists.The National Security Agency analyzes foreignsignals, safeguards our government’s vital com¬munications and secures the government’s massivecomputer systems.NSA's unique, three-fold mission offers youunheard of career opportunities Here are just a fewof the exciting possibilities:Electrical Engineering. Research and develop¬ment projects range from individual equipments tocomplex interactive systems involving micro¬processors, mini-computers and computer graphics.Facilities for engineering analysis and designautomation are among the most advanced anywhere.Computer Science. Interdisciplinary careers in¬clude systems analysis and design, scientific applica¬tions programming, data base management systems,operating systems, graphics, computer security andnetworking—all in one of the world's largest com¬puter installations.Mathematics. Projects involve giving vitally im¬portant practical applications to mathematical con¬cepts. Specific assignments could include solvingcommunications-related problems, performing long-range mathematical research or evaluating newtechniques for computer security.Language Specialists. Challenging assignmentsfor Slavic. Near-Eastern and Asian language majorsinclude rapid translation, transcription andanalysis /reporting. Newly-hired language specialistsmay receive advanced training in their primarylanguage(s).In addition to providing you with unheard of chal¬lenges. NSA offers a highly competitive salary andbenefits package. Plus, you’ll have the chance to livein one of the most exciting areas of the country—between Washington, D.C.. and Baltimore. Md.Sound good? Then find out more. Schedule an in¬terview through your College Placement Office orwrite to the National Security Agency.NSA will be on campus Ftebruary 18, 1986 For anappointment, contact your placement office.Unheard of Career OpportunitiesNATIONAL SECURITY AGENCYATTN: M322(N)Fort Meade. 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