INSIDE:CAPS internshipsyield summer $page three 'Folk Festival Chicago beats tophoto feature. a different Nerkpage 13 page sevenThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 30 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, January 28, 1986Bishop Tutu asks audience to "help us"ERIK LIEBERBishop Desmond Tutu speaking to a capacity crowd at Rockefeller Chapel on Friday.Student Governments under attackBy Larry PeskinStaff WriterBishop Desmond Tutu, sayinghe spoke for millions of South Af¬ricans, asked a capacity crowd inRockefeller Chapel Friday, ‘‘Willyou help us?” Bishop Tutu was oncampus to accept an honoraryDoctor of Divinity degree fromthe Chicago Theological Semi¬nary.Tutu, the Anglican Bishop ofJohannesburg and a leader in thecampaign against apartheid, wasin Chicago for the day on a fun¬draising tour sponsored by theSouth African Council ofChurches and the Adelphia Foun¬dation. He was accompanied onhis tour by Chicago MayorHarold Washington who pro¬claimed Friday ‘‘Bishop TutuDay.”In his convocation addressBishop Tutu asked the audienceto ‘‘help us by exerting pressureon the South African government- political pressure, diplomaticpressure, but especially econom¬ic pressure.” He stressed the factthat Americans must “make amoral decision” to help SouthAfrica, and he constructed a theo¬logical argument to explain whythey should do so.“God is not neutral,” accordingto Bishop Tutu, and He believesHis people should not be neutraleither. But “God waits on Hishuman creatures to assist him sothat He can achieve Hisgoals...He is willing to put to jeo¬pardy the success of His divineenterprise (by waiting forBy Michael FitzgeraldStaff WriterUniversity officials may banthe Shoreland shuttle and otherUniversity buses from Ellis Ave¬nue to relieve traffic problems onthe street.“An extremely dangerous situ¬ation exists on Ellis Avenue,”said Jonathan Kleinbard, vicepresident of University News andCommunity Affairs. “We want tomake it safer for pedestrians,without terribly inconveniencinganyone.”The route change, if it occurs,will not take place until SpringQuarter, or possibly not until nextyear.“There is no formally proposedchange (in the bus route),” saidEdward Turkington, AssociateDean of Students. “We are sim- humans to assist Him).” By ex¬erting pressure on the South Afri¬can government, Americans“can be agents of transfigurationin South Africa.”Tutu asserted that South Afri¬can blacks are “peace-loving to afault” and that “the primary vio¬lence (in South Africa) is the fun¬damental terrorism of aparth¬eid.” He stressed the fact thatSouth Africa’s blacks “can’t votepeople out of power because(they) don’t have the vote,” andthat even Dr. Bongajalo Goba, aprofessor at the University ofSouth Africa and visiting profes¬sor at CTS, could not vote, but“any eighteen-year-old, just be¬cause he is white, can vote.” Heconcluded that “those who investin South Africa, whether they in¬tend to or not, buttress one of themost vicious systems the worldhad known.”Tutu expressed special grati¬tude to the student community“for being so tremendous” inhelping to “change the moral cli¬mate in this country.” He extend¬ed an invitation to students to“come help us celebrate our lib¬eration” when the stiuggie inSouth Africa is over.While Bishop Tutu was speak¬ing, a small group of U of C stu¬dents was on the lawn of Rocke¬feller chapel protesting U of Cinvestments in companies that dobusiness in South Africa. As thepress left the chapel the protes¬tors stood in front of the press buswith a large banner proclaiming“U of C Divest Now.”ply looking at things that mightalleviate the potentially hazard¬ous situation that is developing onEllis Avenue.”Kleinbard says he “has raisedthe issue all over the place. Whatwe have now is an unsatisfactorysituation.”Turkington cited several fac¬tors that help cause congestion:—legal parking, allowed onboth sides of the street—an increased amount of ille¬gal parking.—a seemingly higher numberof deliveries.—an apparent increase in thenumber of people being droppedoff and picked up from work.—the number of buses that useEllis, including the ShorelandShuttle, the North-South bus, andat least two commuter buses. SG nixes Chomsky $By Paul GreenbergAssociate EditorThe Student Government Asse¬mbly voted last week to uphold anearlier decision by its FinanceThe dangers of pedestriansbeing hit increases because of thestop signs at the Medical CenterPlaza, which are less visible thanthey could be. Turkington fearsthat drivers who are unfamiliarwith the area may swing outaround a parked vehicle, whip bythe stop signs and hit a pedestri¬an.Turkington mentioned threepossible ways to decrease con¬gestion:1) Try to pressure the city tomore efficiently police illegal¬parking. Ellis is a city street; theuniversity cannot police it.2) Try to control deliveries.3) Think about moving the busroutes.The city, at the University's re¬quest, has already taken steps todecrease risks. Last Tuesday,crosswalk lines were painted toreinforce the stop signs at theMedical Center Plaza.Shoreland residents stronglyoppose any change in the route.“I don’t think it’s a good idea,”said Celestine Miller, a 4th-yearstudent who has lived in Shore-land for 3 years. “The route ismore roundabout, and even if ittakes the same amount of time,students won’t be let off on thequads until towards the end of theroute. They (the administration)have already messed with it byrouting it to Broadview; whymess it up more?”Miller added that “peopleshould just be cautious when theycross the street.”"Cobb is the center of campus,so I do not favor (the proposal),”continued on page 14 Committee not to fund a visit bynoted linguist Noam Chomsky.Chomsky supporters, however,have since secured funding forthe event, from other Universityand non-University sources.Chomsky, an MIT professorknown for his outspoken politicalviews, is to give two talks and adiscussion on nuclear weapons,the arms race, Central America,and the Middle East.The Finance Committee,chaired by Lisa Montgomery,claimed that Chomsky’s lectureseries would be oriented towardinfluencing public policy ratherthan simply educating an audi¬ence.Montgomery cited a provisionin the Student Government con¬stitution that prohibits the Fi¬nance Committee from fundingevents “whose primary purposeis to promote an ideology or toalter public policy.”Bill Collins, head of the Com¬mittee to bring Noam Chomsky toSpeak, appealed the SGFC rulingto the Assembly based on anothersection of the Constitution whichstates that “an activity whichpresents a particular ideological,political, philosophical or intel¬lectual viewpoint is not ineligiblefor funding ..”Collins has since secured $300from the Center for Latin Ameri¬can Studies, $600 from DivinityStudents for Responsible Action,and $200 from the First DistrictCongressional Freeze Group.Despite this funding, Collinsappealed SG’s actions to the Stu¬dent-Faculty-AdministrationCourt last night, seeking moremoney for advertising, a recep¬tion and an honorarium. He alsoappealed the decision for ideo¬logical reasons.“These rules (of the FinanceCommittee) are written in such away that they exclude peoplewith viewpoints that challengethe status quo“Anybody that gets up and saysthey want to change public policycannot be funded. These rulesneed to be challenged now.” Serious problemsnationwideAustin, TX (CPS) - Universityof Texas students are up to theirold anarchic ways again.Some of them hope to abolishtheir student government for thesecond time in five years, andthere are signs that, in theprocess, they may help feed a re¬form wave now washing over stu¬dent governments nationwide.Schools as diverse as NotreDame, Washington, Swarthmoreand Minnesota — among dozensof others — have been grapplingrecently with measures to res¬tructure, weaken, and, in somecases, get rid of their student gov¬ernments altogether.It wouldn’t be the first timeFive years ago, reformers atTexas, Georgia. Virginia. ClinchValley College, Oklahoma, Ari-zone, Arkansas and Maryland,among other campuses, moved todissolve all or parts of theircampus governments.In most cases, reformers ar¬gued the governments were inef¬fective or meaningless They ac¬tually succeeded in abolishinggovernments at Texas and Geor¬gia.At both those campuses, ad¬ministrators eventually helpedrebuild student governmentsBut now at Texas and someother campuses, reformers are atit again.And, as happened five yearsago, dissatisfaction with studentgovernments is also showing upin increasing numbers of absur¬dist candidacies.Faced with a choice betweensilliness and seriousness. East¬ern Illinois students elected a Sil¬liness Party candidate runningon a platform of “graft, corrup¬tion and lies.”At Mississippi, Opus the Pen¬guin of “Bloom County” fame fin¬ished second in the student gov¬ernment presidential race,getting 778 votes to a human’s822.ERIK LIEBER . . . .The Shoreland bus which currently lets off most students at58th and Ellis may be rerouted to ease traffic on Ellis.Shoreland bus may be reroutedAPPLE COMPUTER, INC. &THE UNIVERSITYOF CHICAGO COMPUTATION CENTERPRESENTTHE MACINTOSH SEMINAR SERIESJanuary 30th10:00-2:30 New Apple Products Presentation:Macintosh Plus 8c Other New Apple Products.There will be presentations from 10:00, 11:00, 12:00 8c 1:00.Question and Answer period follows the presentations.January 30th Macintosh XL (Lisa) Owners Meeting:3:00 "An Apple representative will objectively answer questions andpresent the Macintosh Migration Package." All classes will beheld in Harper 406except tor theMacintosh XLMeeting which willbe held in theComputationFebruary 6th Macintosh Datacommunications & Networking:10:00 - Noon A review of current communications solutions by Apple 8c 3rdParties. A review of current networking configurations usingApple 8c 3rd Party hardware/software.February 20 Desktop Publishing:Presentations will demonstrate the Macintosh 8c LaserWriter'sunique capabilities to meet simple and complex publishingneeds.Features include: Page set-up, text generation, use of variousfonts, graphic integration, equation processing anddatacommunications of your document to other systems withhigher quality publishing capabilities.February 21 Macintosh Data Base Software Review:10:00 -11:30 A brief overview 8c demonstration of powerful Macintosh database programs. Products that will be reviewed include: Omnis3, Helix, Filemaker, etc.12:00 -1 oo What’s New for the Macintosh?A review of many significant 3rd party products recentlyintroduced for the Macintosh.February 25th Macintosh GraphicsAll day there will be scheduled presentations including: Two 8cThree dimensional graphics generation, professional drafting,digitizing 8c plotter output solutions and graphic terminalemulation.NOTE: The agenda will be published in the 2/21 issue of the MaroonMarch 4th Macintosh Development:9:30 - Noon Learn about the various languages available for theMacintosh, the contents of the ROM and Inside Macintosh.Understand the hardware necessary to program in the LisaCross Development Environment. Take a brief look at the MDS68000 development environment.February 27 Odesta Helix:A data-based information management 8c decision supportsystem. Helix takes an "object-oriented" approach to thequestion of how people can best manipulate concepts withinthe context of a machine environment. Odesta will also discuss"Double Helix" and "Multi-User Helix."Contact the MDCforSpecial University Pricing1307 E. 60th StreetChicago, IL 60637962-60862 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January 28, 138CbbbsehsssDemonstration commemorates Martin Luther KingBy Amanda VeseyContributing writerHonoring the memory of civil rightsmovement leader Martin Luther King,three hundred people gathered outside theSouth African consulate on January 16, theday after King’s birthday. The crowd pea¬cefully demonstrated against apartheid andracism in general.The coordinators of the effort, Bob Starksand Conrad Worrill of the Free South AfricaMovement (FSAM), called on demonstra¬tors to “keep the dream alive” and to “fight racism from Soweto to Chicago.” TheFSAM of Chicago is a coalition of anti¬apartheid groups from the Chicago area.Many other groups besides FSAM werepresent at the demonstration. Among thesewere U of C student groups such as the Ac¬tion Committee for a free South Africa andthe Third World Political Forum.Participants marched in front of the con¬sulate carrying signs and banners urging di¬vestment, and enthusiastically responded totwo men who led the chant, “Free SouthAfrica! Remember Dr. King!” Some circu¬ lated petitions calling for President Rea¬gan’s support of the release of imprisonedAfrican National Congress leader NelsonMandela and his wife, Winnie.Reverend Ronald Schupp, one of the menleading the chants, also directed demon¬strators in a symbolic burning of replicas ofthe hated passbooks, which residents ofSouth Africa are required by law to carry atall times.Last year on Dr. King’s birthday, Rever¬end Schupp was arrested with fourteenother people for staging a sit-in at the South African consulate. According to the Rever¬end, “if Dr. King were alive and here in Chi¬cago, he would be demonstrating today be¬cause the South African government is theonly government in the world that constitu¬tionally allows racism.”Speakers at the demonstration includedCongressman Charles Hayes, who recentlyreturned from South Africa, where he metwith Prime Minister Botha; Conrad Worrill,who spoke at the U of C teach-in on aparth¬eid; and Bob Starks, chairman of FSAM.CAPS helps students find summer jobsBy Michael GormanStaff WriterCareer and Placement Services (CAPS)helps students find and apply for this sum¬mer’s jobs and internships.CAPS is offering a number of workshopsthrough February as well as individual ad¬vice on resumes, interviews and job huntingCHRISTINE DYRUD Sherill Sellers strategies. Other CAPS services includemock interviews and corporate speakers.According to Sherrill Sellers, student em¬ployment coordinator, jobs and internshipsare available for students at any level in theCollege. With some research and thoughtfulapplication strategies, students can in¬crease their chances of getting the bestsummer programs.The “Brass Tacks” workshop (offeredthrough February 18) stresses good inter¬viewing and writing tactics. “InterviewSkills” workshops focus on particular ques¬tions and strategies an interviewer mightuse and how a student can turn a situation tohis advantage. “Summer Jobs and Intern¬ships” provides more general help in find¬ing programs suited to an individual’s inter¬ests as well as basic advice on applying forthe programs.CAPS has information on thousands of in¬ternships and jobs throughout the US andabroad. If a student does not find an inter¬esting job, CAPS offers advice on how tomake a position. According to Sellers, manycorporations will accept students as internsif they can be convinced of the students utili¬ty.While most summer jobs offer an hourlywage, internships are often volunteer orconfer only small stipends. Some intern¬ships, however, pay as much as $375 week¬ly.More important, says Sellers, is the valu¬able experience of working. Internshipsgive professional work experience whichcan lead to important contacts and recom¬mendations. “They are good resume build¬ers,” says Sellers, “not to mention a lot of fun.”Students in the past have landed positionswith the Public Defenders Service in Wash¬ington, DC, Connoisseur Magazine, CIGNAInsurance Company, Crossroads to Africa,Wall Street investment firms, and on Capi¬tol Hill. A new program, Operation Raleigh,allows students to travel throughout theworld on an ocean vessel and conduct inde¬pendent research in foreign countries.Special programs are designed to acco¬modate minorities. AT&T sponsors a pro¬gram for summer research and study inphysics and chemistry. Another program,the International Program for EmployeeBenefits, is designed exclusively for collegesophomores and guarantees work for atleast two summers.CAPS also helps students find summer work in Hyde Park and on campus. CAPSlists jobs offered by both local businessesand U of C faculty. Jobs with facultymembers often entail research or lab assis¬tance. According to Sellers, many profes¬sors have dificulty meeting their studentemployment needs because so many stu¬dents take jobs in other cities.Many of the internships have applicationdeadlines in January and February whilesummer jobs are usually not advertiseduntil March or April. According to Sellers,students should prepare for the summernow, at least by writing or updating re¬sumes. “Summer jobs are a great way tocomplete your education,” says Sellers.“They provide a means to get valuableskills not taught in the classroom.”Counterpoint to appeal to SGBy Nick LanyiStaff WriterThe conservative magazine Counterpointwill attempt to obtain Student Governmentfunding for its publication this quarter, ac¬cording to Jeffrey Trapp, editor-in-chief.Counterpoint, which was founded in 1979as an “alternative to the Left’s dominationof political discourse on campus,” has beenplagued with financial problems since earlylast year. According to Trapp, the magazinecurrently has only enough money to publishone issue.Funding for Counterpoint used to begreatly supplemented by a grant from the Institute for Educational Affairs, but themagazine has not received this aid for thepast two years. “Our goal is to be self-suffi¬cient and less dependent on outside sourcesof income,” says Trapp. The magazinehopes to gain income through advertisingand alumnae sources.If they can round up sufficient funds.Trapp says that the magazine has enoughwriters to publish one issue by the end of thequarter and possibly more in the spring. Ef¬forts are also being made to find youngerstudents to work for Counterpoint to ensurethat it will continue to contribute to politicalcommentary at the University in the fu¬ture.nosionosionusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, January 30 - Noontine Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMozart: Serenade #11 in Eb Major, K.375, for Wind Octet.Conductors: I. Ron Sykes; II. Richard Blocker; III. GordonMarsh; IV. Brian Wilson; V. Mark Stahura.Admission is free.Friday, January 31 - Kimbard Trio8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLewis Fortner, piano; Cheryl Smith, violin; Emily Lewis,cello.All-Shubert program in honor of the composer’s birthday;including the B-flat Major Trio.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, February 6 - Noontime Concert Series,12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallMarilyn McCoy, soprano; Gordon Marsh, piano.Music by Schonberg, Debussy and Ives.Admission is free.Friday, February 7 - Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallHoward M. Brown, directorMusic from the South of France - 14th and 16th CenturiesAdmission is free.Friday, February 14 - Boston Museum Trio withFrans Brueggen, tranverseflute8:00 p.m., Mandel HallDaniel Stepner, violin, Laura Jeppesen, viola da gamba;John Gibbons, harpsichordMusic by Telemann, J.S. Bach, Rameau, C.P.E BachAdmission: $10 (UC students, $6). tickets and informationat the Department of Music Concert Office, GoH 310, 962-8068.Sunday, February 16 - Charles Rosen, piano3:00 p.m., Mandel HallWorks by Chopin, Debussy, and BoulezAdmission: $8 (UC students $5). tickets at the Concertoffice. Tl^pBfKJSIOnUSlOfTCJSI THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsa lecture byHelmut SonnenfeldtThe Brookings InstitutionCounselor, Department of State, 1974-77onReflections on the “Detente” PeriodWednesday, January 29,19864:00 pm.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, me East 59th StreetThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28. 1986—3The Chicago? MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoCOLUMN"Oh boy, Kuviasungnerk!!"he exclaimed gleefullyBy Ken ArmstrongAssociate EditorExclamation points are insecure. Periodsare businesslike. Commas are friendly.Question marks eat too much peyote. Colonshave a PhD; dashes, on the other hand,punch a time clock and eat bologna forlunch.But exclamation points? Well, again,they're just plain insecure. And like most in¬secure people, they tend to overcompen¬sate. They become brash and belligerent.They go to hockey games and piss in theparking lot. They beat up periods, rippingtheir suits while ripping off their creditcards. They coerce and cajole.What is most frightening, however, is thatexclamation points usually attack in largegroups.I recently analyzed a flyer advertisingKuviasungnerk - a difficult word to pro¬nounce, an even more difficult event to un¬derstand. Some pen had rained banality allover the innocent piece of legal-size paper,leaving puddles of capital letters and excla¬mation points.Thirty-four exclamation points.Three, four.!! times 17.!!! cubed plus !!!!!!!.A platoon of points — a bugle call to hy¬peractivity.Examples:“Chats guaranteed to be entertain¬ing! Come one, come all!!!”“LU’AU!!! Aloha!”“Prizes! Prizes! Prizes!”“They said you couldn’t do it!THEY said, ‘You’re a fool if you doit!’ But YOU like a challenge! SoYOU went, YOU saw, and YOU did it!KANGEIKO!! NOT JUST A PARTOF KUVIASUNGNERK BUT AN AD¬VENTURE!!”In case you haven’t already discovered itsjoys, Kuviasungnerk is the U of C’s winterfestival. It runs from Jan. 27 through Feb. 2,and it reads like a “Saturday Night Live”skit of “Bad Church Bizzare.” Its numerousevents, all attached to exclamation points,include a pajama brunch, a junk food studybreak, faculty fireside chats (e.g. “What isBlack and Yellow and Read All Over: ThePhone Book as a Foundation of Western Civ¬ilization”), a fireside singalong, broomball,snowman building, etc.!, etc.!!, etc.!!!My personal favorite, however, is theaforementioned KANGEIKO!! While I’mnot exactly certain of the word’s literaltranslation, my best guess would be “brain¬ damaged.” The flyer describes the eventbest: “Join Dean Levine Monday, Tuesday,Thursday and Friday of Kuviasungnerkweek at 6:45 am sharp at Henry CrownField House for calisthenics and an hour ofexercise! What a great way to wake ud !No, that isn’t a typo. Yes, it actually says6:45 am. And yes, calisthenics are thosethings you used to do back in high school.You know, movement. Voluntary, consciousmovement at 6:45 am—a purposeful sacri¬fice of sleep absent compelling need. Theflyer says, “Kangeiko isn’t for every U of Cstudent, only the few, the proud.” 1 guess Imisread the University literature: I thoughtit said Maroons, not Marines.If exercise isn’t your thing, however, youcan still join the morning crew at 6:30 amWednesday “for a sunrise walk to the Point(dress warmly!).” And as if the Chicagosun didn’t already have enough problems,the students will then attempt to chantGayatri, the Sanskrit hymn to the sun. If itrains on Wednesday, it’ll probably be due tothe sky crying from laughing so hard.Another event sure to be SRO is “Ven¬geance with a Snowball!” Monday throughFriday, at noon, students can “plasterwooden effigies” of their favorite facultymembers. Oh boy, throwing snowballs atwood. They better have plenty of tranquiliz¬ers on hand for that one.The Kuviasungnerk happening for Satur¬day night, however, is so special that it getsits very own little flyer (only five exclama¬tion points). Black letters on orange paperscream, “MAB presents: The Beastie Boyswith special guests Trouble Funk plus! RedHot Chile Peppers.” This eclectic eveningwill feature “hardcore funk, go go music,”and, catch this, “FREAKY STYLEYFUN!!!” Yes, folks, for just $5 with UCID,you too can have freaky styley fun. (Justdon’t say those words too often or you’llsoon be pitching poi from the previousnight’s LU’AU!!!)Kuviasungnerk, by the way, is an Eskimoword meaning “comfort in winter” or “thepursuit of pleasure.” But somehow it seemslike this festival has fallen into the abyss oftranslation. The difference between plumb¬ing proboscises (playing muzzle nuzzle) andthe US habits emphasizing lower regionscan be quite substantial. Somewhere in thegap is the bellybutton, and it seems likethat’s just where Kuviasungnerk is niched,just like a piece of lint.And that’s nothing to get EXCITED!!!about.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-inChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TUISenior News EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews Editor Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorPaul SongSports EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography Editor Susie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar EditorGeoff SherryCollege News EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal Editor Gideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorPaul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Ken Armstrong, Ingrid Gould, Paul Greenberg, Mike Ilagan,Larry Kavanagh, Frank Singer.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Lupe Becerril, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard,Julie Burros, Mary Beth Brady, Mike Carroll, Dennis Chansky, Tom Cox, ElizabethdeGrazia, Mona ElNaggar, Kathy Evans, Mike Fell, Mike Fitzgerald, Ben Forest,Andy Forsaith, Katie Fox, David Gardiner, Beth Green, Mike Green, Michael Gor¬man, Kelly Hayford, Jon Herskovitz, Ann Keen, A1 Knapp, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz,Lara Langner, Nick Lanyi, Marcia Lehmberg, Erik Lieber, Meg Liebezeit, CharlesLUy, Jean Lyons, David McNulty, Jennifer Mechem, Frank Michaels, Sam D. Miller,Melissa Moore, Lauren Murphy, Karin Nelson, Matt Nickerson, Jean Osnos, LarryPeskin, Gark Peters, PhU Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott, Matt Schaefer, RickSenger, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner, Christina Voulgarelis, ChristineWright.Contributors: Justina Kalas, Mike Monahan, Amanda Vesey. "It's a researchproject. I'm tryingto find out whichdesserts mythighs areimmune to.''College Press ServiceLETTERSThe Mechanics of MartyrdomTo the editor:Richard Moss’ “Viewpoint” on MartinLuther King Jr. (King deserves a better le¬gacy, Jan. 21) brings to mind an unfortu¬nate paradox that is common amongtoday’s “heroes”. Most of them did not die anatural death and they were not recognizedfor their heroics until after their deaths.This is not to say that Dr. King was not aninfluential person at the time of his death,quite the contrary. But would his work, orthe Civil Rights movement, be where it istoday had he not been assassinated? Con¬sider the following; if John F. Kennedy hadnot been shot, would so many people todayconsider him a “great president”? WouldAbraham Lincoln be perceived in the samelight if he had not been killed in cold blood?Would Christianity even exist had Jesus notbeen crucified? After all, there are no re¬cords of Jesus’ existence among his contem¬poraries, yet his influence after his death isobvious.A few months ago, the Israelis bombed the PLO Headquarters in Tunisia. YasserArafat escaped death only by a few minutesin that raid. There are those who hypothe¬size that if he had been killed he would havebeen elevated to an almost God-like status.His death would have unified a divided com¬munity in one belief, thus catapulting hismovement.My purpose is not to compare any of theseindividuals but rather to simply note thatour society does not act until it has beenshocked. I find this to be a rather sad com¬mentary on our society. Mr. Moss is upsetthat Dr. King does not have a better legacy.I submit to Mr. Moss that if Dr. King werealive, his legacy, the Civil Rights move¬ment, would not be as far advanced as it istoday. Will people, like Bishop Tutu, have tosubmit themselves to the same fate as Dr.King so that their cause can be strength¬ened (and sanctioned) by society? What aterrible price to pay, don’t you think?Anthony A. SchafferGive away your garbageTo the Editor:In your list of suggested volunteer outlets,you omitted one: the Resource Center. Infact, it represents a very painless way to“do good” — you can give away your gar¬bage!By recycling cans, bottles, newspapersand other scrap paper, you can feel worth¬while in all these ways:1) You are decreasing the amount goingto landfills (which will soon be all filled.)2) You are conserving trees and other nat¬ural resources by re-using those alreadyharvested.3) You are conserving energy, as it takesless to reprocess these items than it did toproduce them the first time.All this, just by separating resources be¬fore discarding them. And what is to be done with them afterthey are separated? Many years ago someUniversity of Chicago students started anon-profit organization to show that recy¬cling could be done in Chicago. It is stillgoing strong and is now a model for manyother communities.A curbside pickup operates in Hyde Parkand Kenwood. Some University dormitoriesand offices regularly donate soda cans,computer paper, and other resources. Un¬fortunately, others do not; it is not, as yet, aUniversity policy to recycle.People who want to give more than theirgarbage can volunteer to do office work orphysical work; by written or spoken work toencourage others to recycle. For more in¬formation, cal 241-6616 or 241-7820.Roberta DeesSorry Sid...no sympathyTo the Editor:Sid, Ken Armstrong’s first-year U of Claw student character in January 14th’s“The Real Paper Chase,” doesn’t want“just” a “B” or a job, for he came to lawschool on a Pavlovian, externally motivated“roll”: external symbols pushed him highlysuccessfully through high school, a presti¬gious undergraduate school, review coursesfor the SAT and LSAT, and to law school.The treadmill won’t stop. He will pursue lawreview membership, then editorship; state,federal, then Supreme Court clerkships;and top law firms on top law schools forpartnership and tenure to get the next thingthat might mean that he has value, only tofind another symbol ahead. Eventually, heis likely to become one of the lawyers whogive up exercise, get ulcers, are unhappy,unfulfilled, and prematurely dead.Perhaps time off — if can one can afford it — and a few years of making independentfinancial, job, and geographic decisions,should have been the prescription for Sid.That may reinforce the knowledge that thelaw school is an unreal world and that op¬tions and choices always exist and arenever irrevocable. (It may not alwayswork, as some of my younger, more well-ad¬justed classmates undoubtedly will say ofmy seven years off!) And “stopping out” inprofessional school should be encouraged aswell. If neither is undertaken, Sid could stillbe one of the many people in the law schoolwho have felt empowered to decide whatkinds of persons they are or want to be. Butto his present complaint and his self-de¬structive rebellion, I say, “Tough cookies,Sid,” and that there are undoubtedly manyapplicants that the law school rejected whowould be happy to make the choice to takehis place.Tom JacobsMaroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must be submitted to the Maroon office, room 303 In IdaNoyes.Letters and viewpoints must be typed and double spaced. The Maroon reserves the rightto decide what material, to publish.All letters and viewpoints are subject to standard editing for grammar, length, clarity,and libelous content. Letters should be no longer than 300 words. All letters must be signedby the author and contain the author's address and phone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheld upon request. -Signed editorials and commentaries represent the opinions of the author. Unsigned edito¬rials represent the concensus of the editorial board.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28, 1986SG has every intention of putting on an LCBTo the Editor:I was most disheartened by a column ap¬pearing in the Tuesday, 21 January issue. Itconcerned the alarming trend in the na¬tion’s universities toward the cancellationof student-programmed events by the ad¬ministration. The column went on in greatdetail citing a number of events, most of atraditional, recurring nature, that had beenrecently abandoned by students at the be¬hest of University officials. Admittedly, thenature of these events typically had the po¬tential to possess some sort of undesirableelement that would be of concern to Univer¬sity administrators from either a legal ormoral perspective, but often it just ap¬peared that the activity involved stretchingthe limit of acceptable social behavior.The last comment addressed in the edito¬rial speculated that in the face of this trendour own Lascivious Costume Ball (LCB)was in jeopardy. It is true. There might notbe an LCB this year. If I am correct, I amsure that a good number of students will letout a resounding cheer of “it’s about time.’’But I suspect that there will be a greaternumber that will be as disheartened as Iam. The reasons are manifold and of di¬verse nature. The greatest reason for sad¬ness is that by the administration’s success¬ful veto of the LCB, the students will havelost their most important right as payers ofthe Student Activities Fee: the right to de¬cide how their money is spent. I attended aconference of Illinois university studentswho assembled to discuss activities on ourrespective campuses last autumn. The mostimportant thing that I learned from thismeeting is that, although we may not appre¬ ciate it, we have one of the fairest, most re¬sponsive systems of student use of the col¬lected activities fee.Here, the students decide exactly howtheir fee is spent. There is no oppressive ad¬ministrator who sits in judgement of stu¬dent decisions. If a speaker is requested bya student group to come to campus whoseviews differ sharply with even those of thePresident of the University, there is nophone call made to the Director of StudentActivities to veto the funding. There are aset of rules, ratified democratically by thestudents, that govern the way in which Stu¬dent Government can allocate the fee; butheretofore, no consent decree was everneeded to hold any activity. If that practicechanges, I sincerely believe it will be a sadday for all students regardless of their feel-v ings about the morality, tenor or politics ofthe LCB itself.Subsequent reasons relate to the impacton the perception of student life without theLCB. A popular college guide cites the Uni¬versity of Chicago as a dreary place, filledwith pencil-necked introverts. It says thatat Chicago, there is no stigma attached toworking in the library late on Friday night.But, it points out that the highlight of stu¬dent life is the strange biannual affairwhere students let their hair down, amongother things, and for the moment appearderepressed. Now while it is clear that oneday cannot negate two years worth of re¬pression, it does seem that there is a certainamount of good-spirited fun that occurs injust the expectation of the Ball. I wouldguess that most students only attend oneLCB in their tenure here; yet, I believe thatKudos on Coat DriveAn open letter to the faculty and fellow stu¬dents:“The Coat and Warm Clothes Drive 1985”was a tremendous success. Overall, youdonated over 100 coats and thousands ofother items. The Mental Health Council ofChicago distributed these clothes to theneedy of Chicago.The Student Government Community Re¬lations Committee wishes to thank all thepeople who made donations. A specialthanks must go to the Faculty who acceptedour challenge and out-donated the students(by a margin of at least 3:1). Faculty, youget an “A”! Additionally, the Committee wishes to thank the dorms, the ResidentMasters, and all the other students whohelped make this Drive successful.The University has many things to begrateful for. We hope this Drive is the begin¬ning of a united effort by Faculty and stu¬dents to work together on a variety of issuesand projects. Certainly, it was a worthwhileeffort which is greaty appreciated. Thanksagain for the fabulous turnout.Amy MossSecretary of Student GovernmentTerri MontagueCo-Chair of CommunityRelations CommitteeYou've GotA ProblemEvery U. of C. student does: Food. The solutions ore fewond tough to swollow. You could wait and hour and a halffor Eduardo's or for the dangerous hike to Harold's, but let'sface it -whot you'd really like is tasty, innovative fooddelivered to your Hyde Pork dorm or residence FAST. Whato problem! - ond we've got the answer!The SubDig BrotherThe Vegetable SubThe HonnohSubSolutions Deliveredof 55thTues.-Fri. 6 Sun., 8 pm - 2 om, Sot. 5 pm - 2 amClosed Monday684-4261M00 OFF The Hannah offer good through 2-1-86 most feel that having the LCB is good forstudent morale. It is something that wehave here that most schools cannot evendream of having on their campuses, and weget away with it. It is something special andso should be preserved.Finally, there is the nature of the event it¬self. For those who do attend, there arealways mixed reviews. There are many whothink that the LCB is a great party and hada fine time, while there are others who comeaway offended because it did not jibe withtheir expectations of the event. The behav¬ior of the students in attendance is some¬times questionable and all it takes is onebad incident to sour the Ball for someoneelse. This year, Student Government, thesponsor of the LCB, has addresed itself tomany of these problems and has prepared acomprehensive set of guidelines to make theLCB experience a pleasure for all. It is ourgoal to make this year’s installment of theBall more palatable to the more sensitivestudent, while maintaining the spirit of theevent. It will still be fun and a release fromthe conventional everyday world; but thisyear we will also stress alcohol awareness and sensitivity to pornography. We realizethat a great deal of responsibility is in¬volved in the production of the Ball and weexpect that our proposal will be the frame¬work ior future LCBs. The LCB can be donein good taste, with a low degree of risk toeither person or property, and still retain agreat deal of gusto.The conservative trend we are now seeingdoes not have to come to Chicago. Whyshould a University that has remained aleader in so many other areas submit to theallegiance of a few other short-sighted insti¬tutions? It is my firm opinion that the ad¬ministrators will continue to respect the re¬sponsibility of students, their choices andtheir concerns, and opt not to interdict theLCB. No decision has been reached regard¬ing the administration’s position on the LCBand Student Government will continue toplan the event. If you are interested in theLCB or the issues surrounding it, pleasecontact Student Government at 962-9732 orIda Noyes Hall, room 306.William A. 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Shown hereare two RA's and an RH apprehending one late sleeper.“Winter and Chicago, winter and Chicago,” and if youkeep repeating that over and over again, the reasons fora winter carnival become clear. Not only is it just theChicago gray skies and cold bitter winds, but also beingat the University of Chicago and being confined to HydePark because of the weathe that makes winter quarterat the U of C almost legendary in quality to its studentsand alumni.It was also readily apparent to the administration thatwinter quarter had entered into a realm of legend,which is why they instituted a mid-winter break and thewinter carnival, called Kuviasungner.Like many Chicago institutions and traditions,Kuviasungnerk has become almost a parody of itself.Commented Student Activities Office Director IreneConley, “any time you have an activity that is plannedrather than spontaneous, it automatically becomes acandidate for sarcasm,” and that is exactly whatKuviasungnerk has rather self-consciously become.Imagine competitions like scarf-knitting at anothercampus, or even poetry readings. The attendance wouldbe minimal at best and contestants would surely belooked at askance, but here at the University of Chicagosuch activity is considered within the fold and to someeven normal.Certainly the most self-effacing if not the most brutalactivity of all is the morning exercise program orKangeiko, led by Dean of the College Don Levine. Othercollege campuses have a hard enough time getting upfor classes in the middle of the day, whereas at the U ofC, students are prodded to wake up at six forty-five formorning exercises.But then again other college campuses do not need awinter carnival as idiomatic as Kuviasungnerk.Professor in the Divinity School Wendy O’Flahertycommented on Kuviasungnerk in relation to herexperience at the University of California at Berkeley.“Kuviasungnerk is something that the College puts on tocheer up the undergraduates. No one in California needsany intellectual community because they’re allswimming or working on their tans, it’s totallyfragmented. Kuviasungnerk is just for us Northerners,because we believe in the life of the mind more.”Indeed, the University of Chicago is like an islandonto itself, and O’Flaherty characterizes it as close toMoscow. “In Moscow, it was a place where individualstalked about ideas. They created powerful human andintellectual connections to blot out their awareness ofthe surrounding environment. They created very warmsurrounding.”Regardless of the relations of Chicago to Moscow oreven California, the fact is that we here at theUniversity are stuck here with what we have around us,and the College and everyone around us is trying tomake the best of it. Kuviasungnerk may not be a greatwinter carnival or even a winter carnival in the truesense of the word (Dartmouth being the pinnacle), but itsure is something that helps and more importantlysomething that takes the uniqueness of the Chicagostudent into consideration, and with that statement, the Maroon’s Tuesday Magazine presents an overview ofsome of Chicago’s Winter Carnival, Kuviasungnerk.A Dialogue in KangeikoMore exciting than the Spring Formal, attended bymore people than all other winter activities combined,able to pull geeks out of the Regensteinstacks—it’s—KUVESER-KUVITZ—Kuvisk-Winternerk,and it’s back for you!That’s right, to combat the high rate of depression andsuicide, not to mention back pack abuse, during winterquarter, the U of C created a ritual for us, which isworse than anything we normally experience. It’ssupposed to take our minds off our problems, andincrease a “community feeling”—whether we like it ornot. Here are two hardened veterans to tell you about itthrough their frostbitten lips.Monday:Karen: Well, Alex, aren’t you glad it’s Wintemerk time!Isn’t it great that we were chosen to drum up housesupport for Wintemerk in Breckinridge?Alex: It’s an honor second only to kitchen maintenance chairperson. Those cattle prods are a great idea to getthe freshmen hopping out of bed for 6:45 a.m. workoutsat Henry Crown.Karen: Yeah, but the voltage might be kind of high. Myfamily uses them on the farm at home to keep the bullin line.Alex: It was really sneaky of us to slip all thoseWintemerk draft forms under the carbons of the housingcontract forms. It really ups the participation whenpeople know that they can be imprisoned if they don’tshow.Karen: Well, Alex, it’s 6:30, we’d better go to HenryCrown. I’ll watch the left side and you watch the right tomake sure that no one goes AWOL to “Morry’s.”Alex: I’m so glad that Dean Levine agreed to putvigilantes on top of the Reg.Karen: Yeah, those snipers will get anyone who tries toleave early. No pain, no gain, I always say.Alex: I really dread doing the warm-up exercises in thegym.Karen: Well, look on the bright side.continued on page eightEuropean Influences on the Chicago Music SceneProf. Robert Morgan is on a panel discussing Chicago Music. by Carole ByrdTo celebrate a “European Year in Music”, says EllenHarris, Chairman of the University Department ofMusic, that’s the reason for the International House“post birthday reflection” of the 1985 birthdaycelebrations of J. S. Bach, Alban Berg, George FridericHandel, Domenico Scarlatti and Heinrich Shutz. The“reflection” will feature a lecture/concert focusing onthe local impact that Chicago musicians and musicalinstitutions had in this year-long, world widecelebration. The idea for the event was conceived of andorganized by Dora Thornburg, the Chairman of the ArtsAdvisory Committee to the International House. Thepurpose of the event, according to Thornburg, “is to seewhat kind of effect this celebration had on Chicago.”The actual Birthday celebrations, according toThornburg and Harris, took place last year all over theworld. “Concerts and festivals were scheduled all overEurope,” says Harris, “the whole year was to becoordinated around these composer’s birthdays.”Handel, Bach and Scarlatti were bom in 1685; Berg wasbom in 1885. “The music of Shutz (bora in 1585),” saysHarriet Clowes, Director of Development atInternational House, “hadn’t been performed for 100 years until it became a part of this celebration.” Theevent at I-House. says Clowes, is a discussion of whether“the boys” really did have a good birthday. Thornburgsays that the programs will be part demonstration andpart discussion. “It should be a lively, witty explorationof the impact of these celebrations,” she says, “Wewant to know if they really moved people’s thinkingforward.” Harris says that both the Lyric Opera and theChicago Symphony Orchestra seems to have benefittedfrom their participation in the year’s celebration: “Ourpresentation is a panel discussion — we will be lookingat whether these changes are permanent and whetherthe audiences have been educated.”The participants in the musical/lecture program drawupon an interesting group of personalities. John VonRhein, music critic from the Chicago Tribune, andRobert Morgan, U of C professor of music, will bediscussing the critical and historical aspects of thesecomposers’ lives and works. Ellen Harris will moderatethe event and contribute her expertise in Baroque musicto the discussion. Says Victor Weber of RockefellerChapel, “We will be talking about the composers, thecelebrations, and the impact that they had on us asmusicians. I will be talking about my own participationin the Shutz, Handel and Bach celebrations.” Weber willcontinued on page nineThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28, 1986—7u E S YT D ANyerk!The Honorable Dean, Don Levine, helps a freshmanwork out some of the kinks from Monday’sworkout during Kangeiko.“No one in California needs anyintellectual community becausethey Ye all swimming or workingon their tans, it’s totally fragmented.Kuviasungnerk is just for usNortherners,...” Friday:Karen: Hey Alexa, congrats on winning the knittingcontest.Alex: Yeah, it was really tough. Especially since thatsorority decided to play dirty. Did you hear that theyborrowed a fraternity’s entire flock of sheep?Karen: Well, we’d better go, the Ice Roller derby startsin 20 minutes.Alex: Right, I’ve got some sorority heads to bash.Sunday:Alex: Hey, we survived Wintemerk. Now all we have todo is go to the brunch to pick up our Nerk T-shirts.Karen: The only real disappointment was when theshowing of “Rocky Horror Picture Show got canceledbecause of that blizzard.Karen: Didn’t you hear, they’re showing it at the brunchthis morning.Alex: By the way, what are they serving this morning?Karen: I think it’s Meatloaf, again.—by Karen E. Anderson and Alexandra ConroyAlex: What?Karen: On Wednesday we get to walk out to the point.Alex: It won’t be so bad walking out there this year —I’ve got electric socks — and an ambulance is followingus out and back.Karen: Maybe that’ll get rid of last year’s slogan“Wintemerk — many go out but few return to theirigloos.”Wednesday:Karen: Well, here we are at the point. It’s 7:30 a.m.,and we’ve been standing in line 20 minutes for a stupiddanish.Alex: Yeah, Dean Levine looked great doing those sealexercises out here. At least until that female seal in heatshowed.Karen: Oh boy, I got a danish! They taste differentfrom last year, but they’re just as stale.Alex: Well, I didn’t want to tell you until you finishedeating, but due to budget cuts and an over abundance ofEskimo spirit, they served whale blubber this year.Karen: Ack — Ack — Garf.Troublefunk will be appearing at Mandel Hallalong with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and theBeastie Boys this Saturday Night as part ofKuviasungnerk Don’t Get Mad, Get EvenKuviasungnerk officially began Monday, and with thiscommencement, unlimited entertainment becameavailable to all students at the U of C, right?Well...anyway, one of the wild and crazy activitiesscheduled is “Vengeance with a Snowball.” All week infront of the B-school, fun-loving students can pegwooden effigies of faculty and administrators alike withsnowballs.Reactions to “Vengeance” varied from positive to thetypical U of C indifference. First-year Ann Cote decided,“It’s a good idea, as long as my SocSci professor isrepresented. I’ll probably only throw one or two shots,though. I hate snow.”It sounds like a good idea, but actions definitely speaklouder than words. Kathy Atwood, also a first-year, saidshe would participate in the festivities depending on howmany other people were doing it. But most of thoseinterviewed agreed that “mentally getting even” was agood idea.When asked her opinion, second-year Lynn Reedresponded, “I’d definitely participate if the real peoplewere there; a snowball war would be great!” Jane Choiand Karen Cho agreed that a snowball fight would betops, but as long as they could peg their “favorite”Going to a Go-Go with Troublefunkby Justine KolasPerforming outside of the city that is home to go-gomusic has become D.C. band Trouble Funk’s way ofspreading both their name and the go-go sound ofWashington, D.C. Brought up and influenced by JamesBrown, George Clinton, Marvin Gaye (also from D.C.),and to an extent, the Ohio Players, Trouble Funk’sten-man band produces a sound with a pushing,non-stop, funkomatic beat made by a large percussionand horn section.Trouble Funk’s Robert Reed, who manages and writeslyrices for the band, puts it like this: “Go-Go is a veryheavy rhythm versus a lot of bottom (no end) thatdepends on call and response chants between the stageperformers and the audience. It also uses space agesounds to heighten the steady percussion. It’s differentfrom funk because go-go is based on a strong feelbetween the performers and the audience, and one ofthe reasons that’s there is because of our percussion —we use congas, timbales, and the base drum — the basedrum resembles a heartbeat; it kicks at you and itsynchronizes with your own heartbeat, so when you hearit, you have to dance ’cause it feels right, it feelsnatural.”Trouble Funk got started in 1978 and, with the releaseof their first album, so did Go-Go music. Reed recalls“It (go-go music) started with the first lp recordedTrouble put out called Drop the Bomb in 1978. Therewas go-go music before that, but our album was reallythe first thing that made go-go known. Chuck Brown(and the Soul Searchers) already had a record out, but8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28, 1986 it wasn’t quite Go-Go.”Today Trouble Funk already has four albums out and,Reed says, “We’re the only Go-Go band who’s gone ontour. We’ve done a tour of the South, we’ve been upNorth, and we’ve been West, too.” Although Go-Gomusic is distinctly from D.C., several of Trouble Funk’smembers are not. Some are from Hampton, Virginia,others are from Tennessee. They all hold collegedegrees, and a few of the members were in a bandtogether in college which they decided to continue aftergraduating.While Trouble Funk’s Drop the Bomb album mayhave marked the beginning of produced and commercialGo-Go music, Go-Go has been a tradition for D.C.Blacks since about 1968. Rolling Stone magazine printedan article last June which reported that Go-Go is “atradition dating back to Chuck Brown’s originalWednesday-night residency at the Hotel Continental in1968, where Washington blacks gathered to party in thelong shadows of power and affluence cast by the WhiteHouse and Capitol Hill.”Go-Go Crankin’, a compilation album released lastsummer, features several of D.C.’s best Go-Go bands,Trouble Funk, E.U. (Experience Unlimited), Redds andthe Boys, Slim, and Chuck Brown and the SoulSearchers. The cover of Go-Go Crankin’ has a picture ofthe White House with a caption that reads: “Paint theWhite House Black.” On the back is a short expose onGo-Go that begins: “the Go-Go is a sweatbox. Anynumber of bombed out theatres dotted around the lesswealthy vanilla suburbs of the capital they callchocolate city...It’s lifeline is in the new housingredevelopment areas of the north west and the ghettosof the southwest — it is the Washington nobody knows.Cut through the razzamatazz — the White House, ___________ continued from page sevenchemistry professor, the revenge would be sweet.Very few of those questioned, in fact only one,actually admitted to having no hostility against anyprofessor. Needless to say, he was a first year.But what if there is no snow? Louisa Williams, one ofthe event’s organizers, declared, “There will be snow. Iknow that there will be snow.” But if Nature refuses toplay by Kuviasungnerk’s rules, Williams suggested analternative—mud. Now that would be appropriate.Regardless of the weapons utilized, “Vengeance”should be a humorous event, especially with impendingmid-terms. But if you should see a faculty member oran administrator and he or she doesn’t happen to belooking in your direction...just blame it on the spirit ofKuviasungnerk. _by Ann KeenFireside ChatsIn this TV age, when one thinks of a fireside chat, onepictures President Reagan giving a “state of the nation”address in front of a roaring hearth in the Oval Office.But this television image is a poor substitute for a realfireplace that gives off heat and a grandfather filling theroom with the warmth of a well-told story. DuringKuviasungnerk, each afternoon faculty members will betrying to recreate the magic of a fireside story-telling infront of a warm fireplace in Ida Noyes Library.The topics of the chats have varied from facultymember to member, but most tend to deal somehowwith the “winter carnival” atmosphere evoked byKuviasungnerk. The topics chosen by our “adoptedgrandparents” are their own personal favorites, and sonot only are they bound to be interesting but also are asdiverse as the faculty themselves. For instance lastyear J. David Greenstone bemoaned the ability ofChicago sports teams to fade into nothingness, while thisyear Wendy O’Flaherty will take on the more traditionaltopic of winter.The title of her chat is appropriately Winter in Narnia.“Narnia is a mythical land that appears in a series ofbooks by C.S. Lewis... He uses winter as a symbol ofevil; then with the rising of the lion, you’re keyed inwith Easter. He’s really celebrating the pleasure ofwinter, even in the midst of an evil time.”Notably O’Flaherty’s talk will be centered around anarea of interest for her, which is mythology’s role insociety, which was also a topic in her “Aims ofEducation” speech given earlier this year. The creatorof Narnia, C.S. Lewis, also had to create a mythology togo along with the landscape that he purveyed. RemarksO’Flaherty, “He’s a great theologian who also wrotebooks for children. His books contain bits of Plato,Christian Theology, and Indo-European Mythology. Healso includes Greek, Tolkien-English, and Germanic folksymbols.”Her approach will be familiar to most students in theCollege, as O’Flaherty will be reading passages fromthe books, and then going over them with the audience.But while the approach will be like that of a classroomapproach, the vehicle used will be that of a fable. Andthrough the fable, hopefully we will enjoy it as childrenwould, but also see the truth of Plato and otherphilosphers as students should.Now if only the President’s fireside chats entertainedand informed on the same level as Chicago FiresideChats, then these chats wouldn’t be as necessary andvital as they are today. And for this week let us justenjoy being like children, enjoying the wonder of a goodstory and the discovery of truths. And after the fire hasdied, remember to say, “thanks grandma andgrandpa.’’ -by Stephen “Skip” Laucontinued on page nine#Lincoln Memorial, a thriving tourist industry — andoutside the golden mile, the heritage is one of massunemployment and widespread unrest...Go-Go is thecreative force born to absorb the anger...It is a hardhitting percussion-led punch that relfects the audience’s‘say it loud and say it proud’ stance.” It continues, “Forup to ten hours at a time a thousand kids are a part of *the performance. A non-stop musical declaration of warlittered with social comment and strident anti-drugreferences. If you’ve boarded the love boat (PCP) youcould get outlawed. Trouble Funk are the enforcers,E.U. the cadets, and Chuck Brown the respected elderstateman.”Go-Go shows usually take place in old dance halls,churches, auditoriums, or clubs, but wherever ithappens, that place is called the Go-Go. Reed says, “thename ‘Go-Go’ comes from the Smokey Robinson Song‘Going to a Go-Go.’ ” That is, a dance or a club. Go-Godoes not refer to stripping or go-go dancing in any way.Often the shows begin at midnight and go until 6 or 7 thenext morning. The bands play for up to two hoursstraight sometimes without stopping. For the most part,the D.C. Go-Go scene has not spilled over intoWashington’s White clubs that much, though TroubleFunk plays at the slightly more vanilla 9:30 Club two tofour times per year, always to a large, enthusiasticcrowd. Go-Go’s popularity is spreading, as signalled bythe Rolling Stone article, the compilation album, and, tobe released this spring, a movie called “Good to Go ”Beyond our own shores, Trouble Funk and E.U. toppedthe charts in England for a while last yearEven though Mandel Hall is far from a Go-Gosweatbox, “Get ready, get set — you’re gonna getsoakin’ wet. Say what?”, as Trouble Funk would sayUh-huh, Trouble Funk, will be at Mandel on SaturdayFebruary 1st.M A G A Z I N ELaura and To Catch a ThielTwo Studies in Crime at the Law SchoolLaura, like many of the movies at Law School, is amovie which, though once considered a must-see classic,has in recent years been hard to find. To Catch a Thief,on the other hand, has been growing in popularitysteadily since its first release.Laura is the story of a murder investigation. Abeautiful young girl is killed by a shotgun blast throughher front door. The suspects are the usual assortment ofembittered friends and scorned lovers that collectedaround beautiful young girls in the forties. Theinvestigation is by a detective (Dana Andrews) whonever met the deceased in whose life he finds himselfembroiled. Called to Laura’s apartment, he starts tomull over the scene when he notices Laura’s portrait.It’s love at first sight, and we watch him continue toinvestigate the murder of the woman, he loves, and hasnever met. Then something strange happens.In To Catch a Thief, Cary Grant plays a very agile,very successful, and devotedly retired cat-burglar,known to the no-nonsense French as the “Cat.” He isdragged out of retirement by his alter ego, who, withouthis help, seems to have gone back into business inMonaco. Seeing as the French police can’t be convincedthat the Cat is operating without Cary’s cooperation,they come to arrest him, thus flushing him from hiscountry home and setting him upon the trail to whoeveris violating his copyright. Along the way he picks upGrace Kelly, who seems right at home speeding downthe roads of Monaco. After several death-defying acts,he manages to figure out exactly who has reanimatedthe Cat, and is able to return to his quiet life.Laura was directed by Otto Preminger, and has all ofthe black humor for which he is justly famous. Thescript is witty, and the mystery is a straight-forwardNyerk!Nerking and a Rockingin Mandel HallA high-energy danceable evening awaits ticket holdersSaturday 1 February when the Major Activities Board(MAB), with financial assistance from the Quality ofLife Committee’s budget, presents a concert inconjunction with Kuviasungnerk. At eight o’clock thefirst of the three slightly irrevemt bands will kick offthe show that, according to MAB member Dan Mackay,should continue till one if not later.The Beastie Boys, a white heavy metal rap group nowat the peak of their popular and media attention, arescheduled to begin the concert. Mackay described theirsound as “AC/DC at fast RPM and turned on its headand shaken.” MAB reached the group within an hour oftheir cancelling their tour of England and capitalizingon the fact that one band member’s brother went to theUniversity of Chicago, managed to engage them.With the talent fees, transportation expenses, andhotel costs, MAB has put this quarter’s budget at itslimits. “People are going to be aware that we havespent a lot of money on this concert. It’s going to be agreat show,” Mackay concluded.Troublefunk, a Washington DC-based Go-Go band, willfollow. “They fuse the older Black traditions of Soul andGospel with the new Hip-Hop of New York city andcrazed percussion,” explained MAB member PatrickMoxey. This critically acclaimed band is now seekingnational exposure and broke a Washington contract forthis, their first concert off the East Coast. Of the threebands, Mackay considers Troublefunk the most seriousin terms of artistic abilities.The Red Hot Chili Peppers will finish off the eveningwith what Moxey called “rock with good strongelements of early funk, real raw funk in the GeorgeClinton style.”—by Ingrid Gould psychological maze, not a nasty whodunnit. Like manyof Preminger’s villians, the murderer here trades on hisobvious unbalance to hide a deeper unbalance, and evenas he know he’s doing it he is not sure which is his truemadness. Preminger’s view of the world is verycontextual; that is, he sees actions simply as the resultof certain external pressures—we are what we’ve beenthrough.Hitchcock, on the other hand, is willing to present amore matter-of-fact villian. The Cat has not beenbrought back by a sociopath whose crime is the result ofhis sickness. Hitchcock’s villians tend to more oftenthan not view crime as a means to an end. It is the rareHitchcock villian who kills merely to see the victimdead, or only to avenge some manifest slight (Youmight think Norman Bates is an exception, but is hereally? Norman’s victims died so that his mother mightbe as jealous of him as he was of her—whatever speckof Norman remained did not wish them ill.) Here wefind that Cary’s problem only goes so far as mistakenidentity—he does not care that the robberies are goingon, only that he is inconvenienced by them. Hitchcock’struly is a world where crime is simply another choice.This brings us back to Laura. It is unclear how muchAndrew’s detective cares about solving the murder untilhe is affected with his own peculiar imbalance. (Let’sface it, falling for the victim of a shotgun murder afterthe fact is not the straight and narrow.) Preminger,however, rejects the banality of crime that Hitchcockaccepts so easily. His murders are grudge matches, orthe public explosion of a private passion. This is why thetwo films focus on such different aspects of crime.Where Hitchcock finds the decision to commit a crimefundamentally uninteresting—after all, it’s a decisionThe Life of the MindMeets Junk FoodAll one has to do is open the morning paper to thecomics section '.o see the obsession America feels forher junk food. From Garfield chasing Opie around thehouse for that candy bar, to Cathy’s binges on Chocolatewhenever things are getting her down, these cartooncharacters accurately portray a real slice of life.More than potato chips, more than ice cream, morethan pizza, above them all stands the king—chocolate. Itrepresents both an escape and a forbidden fruit to mostpeople. Not only is it wonderfully delicious in itscheapest form, the candy bar, but it transforms intosomething out-of-this world in its finest confection, fullof flavor and not heavy but rather smooth in texture.Much like a fine wine or anything else that representsthe best that life has to offer, but better yet; chocolate isalso deliciously sinful as it is chock full of calories thatare bound to sink into one’s stomach and then onto otherless savory parts of the body, where they make the skinknown to the rest of the world, like a prisoner’sbranding.But because this is the University of Chicago, thechocolate there will be in its cheapest form, butnonetheless in a pleasantly palatable form, the forms oftwinkies, snoballs, ding-dongs, and Suzie-Qs.Despite the chocolaty calories in “junk food,” firstyear student in the college Lana Kim is not to be deniedthe college freebie. “I’m sure it (chocolate) doesn’t dogreat things for my body, but I do lots of things thataren’t so good for it. Everybody has to have theirfaults.”But unlike last year’s study break which started ahalf-hour early and finished forty-five minutes early,because of the voracious student appetite, this year’sbreak is better organized and better manned. Forinstance, instead of happening in Harper Library, this any of us would make, were we convinced it wouldpay—Preminger can not accept the idea of crime ascareer choice. And yet, Laura, of all his movies, realizeshow close the lines are. It’s not too much to tell that themotive for the murder is the murderer’s jealous passionfor Laura—and Andrew’s detective is driven by hisjealousy, for the murderer of his dead love whom henever met, and his fear that the murderer will strikeagain. It is the movie’s second best plot device, this lovefor a woman never met, that allows its best insight, thebrotherhood of the detective and the murderer.This is closed to Hitchcock. If all men are criminalsunder the skin, then the relationship between those whohave committed crimes and those who have not ismerely the product of chance. Grant, the thief sosuccessful he could retire; the Cat redux, who merelywants what Grant has; the poor little rich girl whothinks that thrills that can be bought can be safelystopped; and finally the insurance man, who has aslittle regard for the little rules he breaks as Grant hasfor the larger rules he breaks, are all brothers under theskin, and it seems simply unremarkable to Hitchcock.His interest is in the contest, not in the rules.Laura has been remade at least twice. One time onthe Carol Burnett show, with Carol as Laura and SteveLawrence as the detective. It was also remade for thebig screen by Burt Reynolds and Rachel Ward asSharkey’s Machine.Laura, at Law School Films, 1111 E. 60th St., onFriday, January 31 at 7:30 and 10:00.To Catch a Thief also at Law School, on Saturday,February 1 at 7:30 and 10:00; Sunday, February 2 at8:30.—continued from page eightyear’s break will take place in North Lounge whereeveryone will be provided with a bag full of goodieswhen they walk in, as opposed to last year’s free-for-all,in which the stronger prevailed. If all things run asplanned, the organizers shouldn’t have to bring the junkfood out under a cage to protect themselves and the foodas they did last year.So as long as the junk food holds out, go and enjoyyourselves, and if you don’t like junk food, think of it asa chance to see ivory tower intellectuals devour asmuch free food in as little time as possible, so that theycan run back and get some more; either way it’sdefinitely worth the trip. —by Stephen “Skip” Laucontinued from page sevenalso be talking about the translation of the composers’works into vocal songs.The “concert” part of the performance will consistmainly of musical demonstrations that relate to thediscussion. Harpsichordist David Schrader of the CSOwill be on hand to offer his interpretations. “Theattraction of this event,” says Ellen Harris, “will bemostly to the active concert-goers, who has anintellectual interest in music. For the novice, it might bean interesting introduction to music and to theintellectual discussion of what goes on in music.” Acocktail party and buffet at 5:30 pm will precede thelecgure/concert which begins at 7:30 pm. Reservationsfor the buffet are limited and must be made in advance.The price for the whole evening is $20 and $10 for theperformance only. All proceeds go to the InternationalHouse Endowment Fund for Foreign Student ResidentialFellowships. For reservations and/or information abouta pleasant program that looks to be both musically andintellectually stimulating (as Harris describes theaffair, “It’s not going to be dry and esoteric,”), call theInternational Houe at 753-2286.The Adventures of Regmanv h&'u. Be Off Shortly me ufxme*X TiM'f >' ! /S ClFAA, m/TW a simutCH/mcE or tzzaV, rue ComcastAT J / IK 0*7• Ms That A Yeapnihs top aReal ary I Felt, OP JosrH&W&ZEAK FPcm EAT!mo PizzaTHAT h/fSM'T RAT? Mb bidX ReA-U±CAAE That PeopleCWLbM T TELL THE (JJC faf LUC?sbcES (T MEAN Tb±7 MiXjH ToME fo Pe TPuE IVY LEAOJE ?A by Skip and JoelOoook, Hi, is ‘This seatoh my.. ape YouFPONf bAPTMoMt ?/faFPlm-Holyoke, my kjamtis Toots SNMjbEMHcFFUE'pe PracticallyMEIGHSOPS, S4YAoVoLKMOiN IH/SCoYTdOtF-He Plays fcdmL PH, SurtheAmemthesThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28, 1906—9.WEEKLY CALENDAR.FilmsDocJanuary 28: The King and I(Walter Lang, 1956) at 8 pm.January 29: Enjo (Kon Ichi¬kawa, 1958), 8 pm.January 30: Carrie (Brian De-Palma, 1976), 8 pm.January 31: The Adventures ofBuckaroo Bonzai: Across the 8thDimension (W.D. Ritcher, 1984),7, 9, and 11 pm.February 1: St Elmo’s Fire(Joel Schumacher, 1985), 7, 9:15,and 11:30 pm.February 2: St. Elmo’s Fire, 1pm and Martyrs of Love (JanNemec, 1969), 8 pm.February 3: The Wild Bunch(Sam Peckinpah, 1969), 8 pm.February 4: Funny Girl (Wil¬liam Wyler, 1968), 8 pm.Law SchoolJanuary 29: The Ladykillers(Alexander Mackendrick, 1955),at 8:30 pm.January 30: The Harder TheyFall (Mark Robson. 1956), 8:30pm.January 31: Laura (Otto Pre¬minger, 1944), 7:30 and 10 pm.February 1: To Catch a Thief(Alfred Hitchcock, 1955), 7:30and 10 pm.February 2: To Catch a Thief,8:30 pm. International HouseJanuary 30: 8Vz (Italy, 1963), 8pm.February 6: Lost Boundaries(USA, 1949), 8 pm.MusicFebruary 1 :Chicago Symphony Night at I-House. The performance is at 8pm at Orchestra Hall. Tickets are$6 for the Upper Gallery and$11.50 for Gallery, and must bepurchased in advance. SirGeorge Solti will be conductingWeber’s Overture by Euryanthe,Rochberg’s Symphony no. 5, andSchumann’s Symphony no. 2.February 2:Rosemary Glyde, violist, willperform Smetana’s The Moldau“Vltava, ’’ Walton’s Concerto forViola and Orchestra, andBrahms’ Symphony No. 1, Op. 68,c minor, at 3 pm, the Civic The¬ater, Wacker Dr. at WashingtonSt. Tickets range from $12.50 to$21.50. For more information,call 341-1521.TheatreJanuary 30:Court Theatre’s production ofIsben’s The Master Builder willbe followed by an audience dis¬cussion led by noted architectKuviasungnerk ’86 ScheduleTuesday, 28 January:6:45-8:00 am Kangeiko: Field House“Vengeance with a Snowball”Fireside Chat: Ted Cohen, “Idea of Ameri¬ca”THE BLUES BROTHERS: Kent 10712:00 pm4:00 pm9:00 pmWednesday, 29 January :6:30 am Kangeiko: walk to the Point“Vengeance”Fireside Chat: Wendy O’Flaherty, “Nar¬nia in Winter”Fireside Chat: Jonathan Z. Smith.“What’s Black and White and Read AllOver: The Phone Book as a Foundation ofWestern Civilization”Junk Food Study Break: North Lounge inReynolds Club12:00 pm3:30-4:30 pm4:30-5:30 pm10:30 pmThursday, 30 January :6:45-8:00 am Kangeiko: Field House12:00 pm “Vengeance”3:30-dusk Winter Olympics: Midway4:00 pm Fireside Chat: Herman Sinaiko and SusanFisher, MD, “Winter Angst”9:00 pm ROMANCING THE STONE: Kent 107Friday, 31 January:6:45-8:00 am Kangeiko: Field House12:00 pm “Vengeance”3:30-dusk Winter Olympics: Midway4:00 pm Fireside Sing along9:00-1:30 LU’AU: Bartlett GymSaturday, 1 February:10:30-?12:00-?1:00-2:00 pm8:00-?12:00 am Broomball playoffs: MidwayCross country Skiing through WashingtonPark. Check the CSA Bulletin Board formore info and registration forms.Snowman Making Contest: Midway infront of “Gray’s Manor”MAB Concert: Beastie Boys, Troublefunk,and the Red Hot Chili Peppers in MandelHallROCKY HORROR: Hutch CommonsSunday, 2 February:10:00-1:00 Pajama Brunch. Ida Noyes’ Library Wojciech Madeyski in the Abel-son Auditorium, 5535 S. Ellis Ave.Tickets are $10 to $14. For moreinformation, call 753-4472.February 1 and 2:Paramount Arts Centre pres¬ents 42nd Street at 23 E. GalenaBlvd., Aurora. The show beginsat 8 pm on February 1 and at 3and 7 pm on the 2nd. Ticketsrange from $24 to $29.50. Formore information, call 896-6666.Lectures & SeminarsJanuary 28:William Weisburg, Universityof Illinois, Urbana, will speak on“Evolution of Eubateria: NovelPathogenic Species,” at 4 pm inCLSC 101. Refreshments at 3:45in CLSC 850.January 31:The Hillel Forum presents“Israel in the InternationalArena,” by Ambassador ZviBrosh, Consul-General of Israel inChicago. The talk will be at 8:30pm at 5715 S. Woodlawn.January 30:Mark Testa, School of SocialService Administration, Univer¬sity of Chicago, will speak on“The Welfare Mobility of Adoles¬cent Parents,” at 7:30 in the IdaNoyes main lounge. The discus¬sant will be Nan Astone, Sociolo¬gy, University of Chicago.BLOOM COUNTY February 4:Dr. Elizabeth Theil, NorthCarolina State University, willspeak on “Regulation of Red CellFerritin During Development,”at 4 pm in CLSC 100. Refresh¬ments will be served at 3:45 inCLSC 850.The Time Arts Program andthe Department of Art and Tech¬nology at the School of the Art In¬stitute, present computer artistMyron Krueger, at 7 pm in theSchool Auditorium, ColumbusDr. and Jackson Blvd. Kruegerwill lecture and show slides. Theevent is free. For more informa¬tion, call 443-3743.February 6:Dr. James Miller, National In¬stitutes of Health, will speak on“Expression of Class II MHCMolecules in the Absence of Asso¬ciated Invariant Chains,” at 4 pmin CLSC 101. Refreshments at3:45 in CLSC 850.January 29:Dr. Steven Wasserman, De¬partment of Molecular Biology,University of California, Berkley,will speak on “Biochemical Topo¬logy: Applications to DNA Rear¬rangement and Configuration,”at 4 pm in CLSC 101. Refresh¬ments will be served at 3:45. MiscellaneousJanuary 29:Don Dubin, Salmon Unlimit¬ed’s first Master Angler, willpresent a talk, “Salmon-Past,Present, and Future” in Lake Mi¬chigan at 7 pm at the SheddAquarium. Cost is $5 formembers and $7 for non¬members.January 31:“Material and Metaphor,” ashow of contemporary Americanceramic sculpture, will be heldfrom 6-8 pm at the Chicago PublicLibrary Cultural Center, 78 E.Washington St.February 1:The Children’s Bookstore, 2465N. Lincoln Ave., will begin itsmid-winter sale. Everything willbe discounted 10-80%. The salewill continue throughout theweek.OngoingThe African Travel Advisors isoffering its Second Annual BlackHistory Month Tour to the Home¬land. The one-week tour will pin¬point the West Coast country ofIvory Coast and is scheduled forFebruary 15-22. Interested per¬sons should call 221-1704.by Berke Breathed. we merer for pays...WEEKS PECAPES . T LOSTTRACK . WE HAP NO FOOT. 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Compensation for the position includes anapartment, plus board and a stipend during the 9 months of the regularacademic year.Persons interested in applying for staff positions may obtain further informationat the Office of Student Housing, Administration 232. Open informationsessions for interested persons will be held on Wednesday, January 29, andMonday, February 10 at 7:00 P.M. at Burton-Judson Courts, 1005 East 60thStreet. All prospective applicants are encouraged to attend. Applications mustbe submitted by Friday, February 28.IIIIIIIIIIIIIH^^ANNOUNCING!A new weekly concert series beginning January 24AUGUSTANA CONCERT SERIESevery Friday afternoon 4:00 p.m.Augustana Lutheran Church55th and WoodlawnJanuary 24John Edward Hudak, trumpetKathryn Duffy and Russell Stinson, accompanistsPerforming works by: Clarke, Purcell, Hummel and PersichettiReception served afterwardSponsored byLutheran Campus Ministry §Now you can have your hair cut by HydePark’s Legendary Hairdresser,Roger Bob, who was namedChicagoland’s Best Colorful Hairdresserin Chicago Magazine“Roger Bob & Primrose”50% OFF WITH THIS API12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January zu,PhotoFeatureCHRISTINE OYRUDCHRISTINE DYRUD CHRISTINE DYRUDFolk Festival HighlightsbyChristineDyrudBOSTONCONSULTINGGROUP"...the continuous creation of realvalue and competitive advantage."BCG 1984 Annual PerspectiveTHE BOSTON CONSULTING GROUPis seeking MBA candidates interested in thepractice of corporate strategy consulting.Interviews for summer intern positionswill be conducted in February.If interested, please submit resumeand MBA transcript to:Rhydonia RingThe Boston Consulting Group200 South Wacker Drive, 33rd FloorChicago, Illinois 60606Application deadline: February 4, 1986M Boston M New York M Chicago B Los Angeles M San Franciso M London M Paris M Dusseldorf B Milan B Munich M TokyoThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 28, 1986—13DOC Films alive and well after ten yearsBy Janine LanzaContributing WriterContrary to prevalent rumor, DOC filmsis not “a killer profit organization” accord¬ing to Grafton Harper, Chairman of DOCfilms.The organization did succeed in turningdebt into profit within the fall 1985 quarterbut DOC achieved this by scheduling fine,artistic films which also drew large audi¬ences.DOC has achieved its most recent suc¬cesses by scheduling the quarters as wholeunits. The organization continues to main¬tain its artistic integrity but plans thequarter so that there will be a net profit.Weeknights, on which DOC always shows afilm, cause the organization to accumulatea considerable debt. Thus, they plan week¬ends to cover the cost and, they hope, bringin some additional profit. The more recentand expensive films which DOC has beenshowing this year are scheduled on the pre¬mise that their intake will cover the rentalcost although such an assumption carriesconsiderable risks.DOC also tries to show its most expensive,and presumably most attended, films near the beginning of each quarter so that asmany students as possible have the opportu¬nity to attend the shows. The weekends aresometimes planned with Law School’s inter¬ests in mind as well. If DOC is going to showa film which should bring in a very largecrowd, such as its Star Wars Trilogy thisweekend, it will tell the Law School whichcan then handle a low cost film and mini¬mize losses.One of the ways DOC is making its newfilm program work is through better adver¬tising. Grafton Harper stressed the “moreprofessional advertising being used thisyear - new passes (which were designed byRudi Mayr and are still on sale), and glossyposters”. This more professional appear¬ance correlates to the policy being pursuedby new DOC leadership. Harper explainedthat many of the people who are responsiblefor DOC’s policies have been in the organi¬zation for several years. After keeping theirideas dormant during that period, they nowhave a chance to act on their ideas. It wasthus decided to run DOC “more like a busi¬ness” and active polished advertising is amajor part of the new philosophy.DOC’s changes have accomplished major Grafton Harper improvements. Movie attendance is upabout 40% on weekends and 30% on week-nights. Much of the credit for this increasepan be given to Rob Press and Tim Cantrell,who worked on the weeknight movie postersand to Mark Gerstein and Jonathon Steig-man, who worked on the new DOC calen¬dars. Last year’s debts have been paid anda profit shown. DOC hopes to build a cashcushion to use for their move next fall to thetheater in Ida Noyes Hall (now under con¬struction). At that time they hope to buyseveral new projectors and other equip¬ment. This cash cushion would also giveDOC the means to continue to improve theirfilm program.Harper has additional plans for the fu¬ture. He hopes DOC will remain strong andprofitable. But more importantly, he hopesthat DOC’s program will “help to keep peo¬ple aware of film’s value as an art form,especially with video movies becomingmore and more prevalent. Within 20 yearsmovies may become less popular and evensomewhat forgotten. But when I see peoplewatching on the big screen and enjoyingthemselves, I know that is what DOC is allabout. I don’t want people to lose that.”Shorelandcontinued from page onesaid Zyad Benaissa, a 2nd-year student whohas spent both years in the Shoreland.“Those who want to decentralize campusfor me and my fellow Shorelanders — theyare miserable buggers.”Shoreland Council President DavidPowell reacted less violently: “The Councilis upset that the administration proposed achange without consulting us, but we are notgoing to react until the administration offi¬cially decides something.”Powell did say that such a change will“greatly inconvenience Shoreland resi¬dents. Most freshmen and sophomores haveclasses in Cobb and many upperclassmenwork in the Medical Center.”The Shuttle currently transports Shore-land students down 55th Street to Pierce,then turns down Ellis Avenue, stopping at57th St., 58th St., and Burton-Judson. 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In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments will be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any errors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri. 9-2 on Sat.Unfurnished 2 br apt. for rent 3 blk from U of Chospital rent $360/mo included heat call Ed¬ward at 241-6854 after 4 pm. Part time friendly receptionist with cashhandling experience, good references and fil¬ing experience for desk in health club. SeeMaureen in the management Office, RegentsPark in Hyde Park, 5020 South Lake ShoreDrive, 9-5. SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING 8, DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAITModel Camera & Video 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.PROFESSIONAL TYPING SERVICE Good,reliable service; large or small jobs.Reasonable, competitive rates phone 752-6972.Ten Free sessions with a psychotherapist-in¬training are being offered by the ChicagoCounseling and Psychotherapy Center at 5711S. Woodlawn. The sessions are not a substitutefor the actual psychotherapy, but participantsusually find them helpful. Call Lee at 684-1800for information.3 BR twnhs-Park Shore Coop, big yd/playarea, close to campus. IV2 ba, wsh-dr, dshwsh,cntrl air, frplc, crptg, pkg. $25,000 purch. price,$724/mo assmts. 955-7079.Condo with parking and yard. How often inHyde Park can you find a condo with bothparking and a yard? This condo is a good valueat 69,500. The kitchen is a delight. 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Send applica¬tion and resume to Ms. Jean Beyer, 175 N.Franklin Street, Suite 400, Chicago, Illinois60606".Looking for a student from the GraduateSchool of Business for a book-keeping position.Campus location. Part time job. Good salary.Contact Donald Bogue, Social DevelopmentCenter at 947-2010. Attention students and employees for informa¬tion on free checking, interest over 7% com¬pounded daily, maintaining account with a (1)dollar balance and no penalties call Natalie at481 6683.Exp. reliable babysitter part or full time myhome tel. 288-7889.FOR SALEPioneer CS99 spkre, $50/best offer. Pentax Sp 2camera, w/50 .. 85-205 lens. $110. 288-6694.Lanier Microcassette Dictaphone. Exc. $100684-2551.Yr. old Apple He Computer, Duo Disk, CPMCard, Qume IV LQ Printer (54 letters/sec);WordStar Software; Computer desk & files.Exc. $2499 747-6469 or best offer.PETS3 grown cats looking for good homes. Friendlycute affectionate, spayed/neutered. Pleasehelp! 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Call Dr. Leventhal 2-6751 JAMES PETERSON PLAYBOY ADVISORON LOVE & SEX COMING SOON, CATCHHIM, HEAR HIM, & ASK HIM on free FEB 8,7:30p. MANDEL HALL free.$M&FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.Part time cook with short order experience forwork in Hyde Park health club. See Maureen inRegents Park Management Office, RegentsPark in Hyde Park, 5020 South Lake ShoreDrive, 9-5. EDWARDO'S FOR LUNCH10 min service in dining rm from quick-lunchnenu or it's free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E.57th PH 241-7960.A WISECHOI ■Sc* Courses Leading to Degree* in:Rabbinical StudiesJewish EducationCantorial StudiesJewish Communal ServiceGraduate Studies tVj&V’V S?Hebrew Union College —Jewish Institute of Religion< imrtmami Nrm Tm*. In Ampin. IrnumlrmRabbi Gary P. Zola, National Director of AdmiaaiomHebrew Union Collcgc-Jewish Institute of Religionwill be on campus Monday, February 3,9:30a.m.-l p.m. st5715 S. Woodlawn Call 752-1127 for an appointment. EARN $245 WHILE YOUHAVE FUN WITH YOURFRIENDS!We are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one evening each weekfor 7 weeks in our recreational area from 7-11pm. After each session you will stay over¬night in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245. So RECRUIT YOUR FRIENDS! Onlynon-experimental drug involved. Subjectsmust be in good health and between 21 and 35CALL 962-3560 Mon-Fri 3:30 - 6 pm to volunteeror for information. This study is conducted atthe U of C Medical Center. Ask for Joe.ARE YOU ADISCRIMINATINGPERSONIf so, you can earn approximately $200 for par¬ticipating in a research study to determinewhether you can discriminate between the ef¬fects of one drug and another. No injections orexperimental drugs involved. Minimum timeis required. Volunteers must be between 21 &35 yrs. old and in good health. For more in¬formation call Karen at 962-3560 weekdays bet¬ween 8:30 & 11:30 p.m. Refer to study NMAC LASER PRINTINGLet us print your Macintosh document on ourLaserWriter. Give us a disk with your docu¬ment on it an receive back the disk and print¬out. 50tf per page. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. 947-0585 evenings and weekends.WORD PROCESSINGText processing for papers and articles. Finalcopy done on LaserWriter. Specialized fontsavailable soon. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. Phone947-0585 evenings and weekends.ORIENTAL CARPETSAll sizes and colors. All unique. Tel 288-0524JAPANESE PRINTSWoodblock prints, mid-1800s, by Kuniyoshi.From famous series "The Forty-SevenRonin." Good impressions, good condition. Tel288-0524DISTRIBUTORS WANTEDDevelop a rewarding business selling the uni¬que renaissance 100% natural herbal healthand beauty products. Full or Part-Time. Newmulti-level opportunity. 25-50% profit margin.Glover Enterprises (312) 374-2356NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door throughout Hyde Park -tor only $2.10 per week! Call 643-9624 today!FEELING DOWN &DEPRESSEDIf so, you may quality to participate in a studyto evaluate drug preference. Earn $150 foryour participation in this 4 week study. In¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs. If youare between 21 & 35 years old and in goodhealth, call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 &11:30 a.m. Refer to study D.EARN MONEYI need healthy subjects for my dissertation.Are you a male? 30-32 yrs. old and completed 1yr of grad school? 34-36 yrs old with a BA/BS?50-52 or 65-67 yrs old with 3 yrs. college, or 54-56yrs old with a masters? Call Ann Rogers at 541-2099 to find out more or set up a appointment. EARN MONEYAre you a female who completed hs but did notattend college? Healthy? 24-25, 43-45, 50-53, or66-68 yrs old? Call Ann Rogers at 541-2099 tofind out more or set up an appointment.NEEDMONEYIf you are a healthy female you can get paid forparticipating in my research project (dissertation). You must be 57-59 yrs old and completed2 yrs of college, or 60-42 yrs old with 1 yr col¬lege. Call Ann Rogers at 541-2099 to find outmore or set up an appointment._ EARN MONEYI need a few good men to participate in myresearch project. You must be healthy, com¬pleted hs, and be 30-32, 39-41, 56-59, or 67-69 yrsold. Call Ann Rogers at 541-2099 to find outmore or set up an appointment.EARN MONEYand help out a fellow PhD student. I needhealthy control subjects who are male (25-29yrs). Call Ann Rogers at 541-2099 to find outmore or schedule an appointment.ORIGINAL MUSIC LIVE!Chocolate Soup Cafe introduces Dan Berickand Greg Poe performing acoustic music, thisSaturday night. 10PM to midnight. At HillelHouse, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.DAN BERICK&GREG POELIVE this Saturday night at Chocolate SoupCafe, playing original acoustic music. Enjoypastries and hot drinks in a candlelight cafe at¬mosphere. 10PM to midnight at Hillel House5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.BRAINS NEEDEDWe study the left & right hemisopheres ofright-handers. Look at pictures & earn $5/hr.Call 962-7591 or sign up at Green 412.INTERNATIONALCOFFEEHOUSEOn Jan 31 at 8:30pm, Kristin Eriksin will hostan evening at music from around the world.Admission $7 Complementary beverages. Call753-2274 for more information.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.LANGUAGE TABLESJoin us for dinner and International conversa¬tion. German —Mon, Chinese —Tues.,French—Wed., and Japanese—Thurs. Com¬plementary beverages. Call 1-House at 753-2274.POST BIRTHDAYreflection. Harpsicord and piano per¬formances featuring the music of Bach, Berg,Handel, Scarlatti and Shutz at 1-House, Feb 4,7:30pm Call 753-2286 for reservations.GALA GOINGS ONFor lack of anything better to do GALA willhave a coffeehouse 1/28 9pm 5615 S. Woodlawn.COMING OUT GROUPGay? Lesbian? Unsure? Opportunity todiscuss your concerns and feelings in a warmand open atmosphere. Tuesdays 8 pm 5615 S.Woodlawn.«* 1Kangeiko:Join Dean Levine at the Field House for the social event of the year! Morning exercises and martial arttraining.Wednesday will be a walk to the point and a salute to the sun."Vengeance With a Snowball":Throw a snowball at an effigy of a “beloved” administrator or favorite student. Watch the Quads!Fireside Chat Series:Monday: Doug MacAyeal “Exploring the Earth's Poles”Tuesday: Ted Cohen, “Idea of America”Wednesday: Wendy O’Flahertv, “Nemia in Winter”Jonathan Z. Smith, “What’s Black & Yellow & Read all over:The Phone Book as the foundation of Western Civilization.”Thursday: Herman Sinaiko & Susan Fisher, M.D., “Winter Angst”Free Movie Series:Monday: "Night of the Living Dead" Ice SculptingTuesday: “The Blues Brothers”Thursday: “Romancing the Stone”University Symphony Orchestra:Program: Copland - Fanfare for the common manStravinsky • Symphonies of Wind InstrumentsVaughan Williams • Fantasia on a Theme of Tom TallisShostakovich - Festive Overture Opus 96Junk Food Study Break!!Winter Olympics: Broomball, Snowman Making, SkiingI* Fireside Sing along:Art & Literature ContestsMAB ConcertRocky Horror Picture ShowLook at C.S.A. Bulletin Board in the College Mailroom for more information.Sponsored by CSA & Quality of Life Committee18—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January 28. I38C