Tuesday, January 21, 1986INSIDE:Tracksters shop aroundpage 15 Martin Luther Kingrememberedpage four TUESDAY’Sbackand better thanMondaysThe Chicago Maroonno CV7 Mn 00 Ti.« TT—S :i.. nu: o/i • .000GeographKnf nnrVolume 97, No. 28 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986Minority enrollmentdecrease predictedThis stop sign, along with one on the opposite corner, wasrecently added at 57th and University to slow traffic along 57thStreet.Afghans ask for campus supportAtlanta, GA (CPS) — Therewill be fewer black students incollege in 1990 than today if pres¬ent trends continue, says a newstudy by the Southern RegionalEducation Board (SREB).Since 1976, while a greater per¬centage of college-aged studentshave been registering for classes,black students’ rate of increasefor college attendance has trailedthe total enrollment growth by alarger and larger margin.And since 1982. growth “hasbeen at a standstill,’’ says JosephMarks, author of the SREBstudy, “The Enrollment of BlackStudents in Higher Education:Can Declines Be Prevented?”Marks found that while moreblack students are going to col¬lege each year, their enrollmentgrowth rate actually declined byover eight percent from 1976 to1982. At the same time, white stu¬dents' college-going rates in¬creased, even though whites’high school enrollment and grad¬uation rates suffered a greaterdecline than blacks’.Moreover, the number of blackstudents completing college in¬creased only nine percent from1976 to 1982. But from themid-1960s through 1970, black stu¬dents’ graduation rates grew awhopping 60 percent, thanks to.“successful integration” and“people realizing the door to edu¬cation was open.”Marks blames black students’inability to obtain financial aidand better job prospects for mak¬ing “the college-going rate plum¬met.”Financial aid also played amajor role in black students’ dro¬pout rates, the SREB found. Italso said a scarcity of minorityprofessors and administratorsmade black students feel moreisolated and less comfortablestaying in school.The SREB’s report said ithoped to improve high school re¬tention levels and to “give stu¬dents a better college prep educa¬tion while in high school.”Secondary schools should alsoprovide better college advice ear¬lier in high school, Marks recom-By Larry PeskinStaff WriterNobel Prize-winning BishopDesmond Tutu will appear atRockefeller Chapel on Friday aspart of his whirlwind tour of theChicago area. While at Rocke¬feller he will receive an honorarydegree from the Chicago Theo¬logical Seminary (CTS) in a spe¬cial convocation ceremony, andhe will deliver a short address.The ceremony will begin at 9:30am Friday and will be open to thepublic.Tutu, the Anglican Bishop ofJohannesburg, South Africa, re¬ceived the 1984 Nobel Peace Prizefor his role as a unifying leader inthe campaign to resolve the prob¬lem of apartheid.CTS is awarding him an honor¬ary Doctor of Divinity degree “inlecuKiiitiuii uf his seldom paral mends. The SREB‘s concern,Marks says, is “educating stu¬dents well enough so they canhandle college academics oncethey’ve been recruited.”The SREB feared that theschool reform movement, begunin the mid-70s, slowed the growthblack enrollment. Marks foundhigher admissions standards didindeed keep some black studentsout of college.In a paper published separatelylast week, Stanford Prof. HenryLevin found many of the schoolreform measures adopted in re¬cent years ignore the needs of asmany as 30 percent of the nation’sstudents.Marks, for one, is confident“quality improvement” and in¬creased minority enrollment canco-exist.“Good preparation at the highschool level is the key to thisproblem,” he says. “We’re tell¬ing the states that by improvinghigh school educations and im¬proving college preparation, wecan raise the academic level ofminorities so they can still makethe higher admissions require¬ments.”But “even a well-prepared stu¬dent can’t go anywhere if he can'tafford it,” he adds, citing lack offinancial aid as the main culpritin keeping black students out ofcollege.As legislation worked to extendfinancial aid to the middle classin the late 1970s, they inadver¬tently hurt the lower-income stu¬dents — then the primary recipi¬ents of financial aid — byredistributing the same amountof funds to more people, Marksexplains.The maximum Pell Grant was$1600 in 1974. To keep up with in¬flation and increased costs, themaximum grant should havegrown to $3000 by 1982, but in¬stead it was only $1800.While Marks says “a huge fed¬eral increase” in financial aidcould solve the problem of declin¬ing black enrollment, he expectsCongress will continue to slashaid — and blacks’ chances of at¬tending college.leled example in combining spiri¬tual and social concerns consis¬tent with the example andteachings of Jesus Christ,” ac¬cording to CTS president KennethB. Smith.Bishop Tutu’s appearance atRockefeller Chapel will be justone of several events scheduledfor the seven hours he will be inthe Chicago area. Between a 7 amsunrise service at the Cathedralof St. James (65 E. Huron) andhis 2:30 pm departure he will at¬tend a fundraiser breakfast andpress conference at the ChicagoHilton, a $100-a-plate fundraiser,a public tribute at Daley Plazaand a Public Unity Meeting at theLiberty Baptist Church (4849 S.King Drive). Bishop Tutu’s touris sponsored by the South AfricanCouncil of Churches and the Adel-phia Foundation. By Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterMembers of the Afghan Com¬munity in America who weresponsored by the U of C CommonSense group spoke to 30 studentson campus last Thursday in an ef¬fort to make people more awareof the war in Afghanistan.Fearful that Americans haveforgotten their cause, the AfghanCommunity in America, an ex¬tension of the Afghan freedomfighters (mujaheddin) are speak¬ing to groups nationwide to solicitsupport. The representatives whoBy Thomas CoxStaff WriterThe College has just issued thefirst edition of the College Re¬search Opportunities Program(CROP) Directory. The directorylists almost 150 different re¬search project openings for stu¬dents in the College, and it isfree.College students who wantmore than just a degree and fouryears’ classroom work generallyhave one choice: to find their wayinto research. The College Research Opportunities Programmake finding research programopenings easier.Students looking for Senior Research Project ideas will findmany in the directory. Only fourof the 80 listed projects aren’t ap¬propriate for senior researchprojects, and fourteen are “poss¬ibly” appropriate. The remaining62 projects, or about 116 researchpositions, are rated in the directo¬ry as definitely appropriate forSenior Projects.There are quite a few opportun¬ities for undergraduates to workwith high-ranking faculty likeMartha McClintock (BehavioralSciences), Leon Stock (Chair¬man rvpartmpnt nf Chemistry i spoke at the U of C began the eve¬ning by playing off the anti-com¬munist sympathies which theyappeared to believe would bepresent in an American crowd,distributing anti-Soviet literatureand buttons.The 10-minute video cassettewhich was presented began witha March 1985 broadcast by DanRather. It gave an update on the7-year-old war between the Sovi¬ets and the Afghan freedomfighters. Tom Fenton of CBSNews in London reported that themujaheddin were in desperateGodfrey Getz (Director, ASHUMand PEW program), and PhilipUlinsky (Chairman, Departmentof Anatomy), and a host of otherfaculty researchers. Many of theprojects were designed specifica¬lly for CROP students so that theUniversity will be doing more re¬search overall, as well as em¬ploying younger workers.The 82 page directory is organ¬ized alphabetically by the nameof the researcher offering theopening. While that means thatthe listings wander aimlesslythrough topics and areas, it alsomeans that students will lookthrough a lot of offerings theywould never have otherwise seen.One can’t help but notice the re¬semblance to the Common Core— going through a little of every¬thing before picking a specialty.In this issue the listings leanheavily toward biology and gene¬tics, with behavioral and socialsciences running second. The di¬rectory is issued quarterly withupdates on specific listings post¬ed near the College offices on thesecond floor of Harper.One student in the College, whogot into a research lab his fresh¬man year, said “I was taking anelective and I got to talking withthe professor and I liked the area,and one thing sort of followed an¬other. I was really lucky to get acontact like that so quickly.” By Elizabeth deGraziaStaff WriterA preliminary report recom¬mends that the University retainthe Geography Department,whose future has been in questionsince last spring.Edward Laumann. dean of theDivision of Social Sciences, ap¬pointed an ad hoc committee todecide the fate of the department.Both Laumann and GeographyChairman Marvin Kikesell statedthat the preliminary report isonly a part of a long process.The committee addressed theissue of what direction geographyshould take The department nowstresses the “social, humanistic,and historical aspects of geogra¬phy, with its major resourcesbeing the library and field” saidCommittee Chairman CharlesBidwell (Maroon, 8-9-85). Somecontinued on page threeneed of assistance and that theSoviets had begun a “scorchedearth” policy.The cassette included scenes oflife in a mujaheddin camp, bat¬tles with Soviet planes, and refu¬gee camps in Pakistan and Iran.As the audience cringed at scenesof the debris in the aftermath ofan attack by Soviet bombers, thenarrator said, “The pace of thewar hardly allows burial of thedead before it begins again,”Next. Habib Mavar, chairmanof the Afghan Community inAmerica spoke to the gathering,which was made up of approxi¬mately half members of CommonSense, a conservative student dis¬cussion group. He stated that the“puppet government” which theSoviets established in Afghanis¬tan in 1978 is not representative ofthe Afghan people and that themujaheddin are fighting for the“right to choose their own gov¬ernment.”He told of supposed Soviet atro¬cities, including the rape andmurder of women and kidnap¬ping of children by Soviet troops.With Mayar was 20-year-oldAbdul Mateen, who said that hewas arrested at age 14, torturedand threatened of the conse¬quences of joining the mujahed¬din. Such stories are common,they claimed, as is the brain¬washing of Afghan children bythe Soviet government.“Where is Jane Fonda now?”Mayar demanded, referring towhat he views as American com¬placency. “The Day of Judg¬ment” which the Soviets estab¬lished in Afghanistan in 1978 isnot representative of the Afghanpeople and that the mujaheddinare fighting for the “right tochoose their own government.”Mayar does not doubt that themujaheddin will defeat the Sovi¬ets. “Alexander the Graeat wasnot successful < in conqueringAfghanistan). Genghis Khan wasnot successful,” he asserted.“Afghanistan will be the first togain freedom from the Soviets.continued on page threeBishop Tutu to receivehonorary degree Friday CROP directory issuedAPPLE COMPUTER, INC, & THE UNIVERSITYOF CHICAGO COMPUTATION CENTERPRESENTTHE MACINTOSH SEMINAR SERIESJanuary 23rd: Microsoft Excel: The complete spreadsheet with business10:30 - Noon graphics 8c database,Features include: Large worksheet (16,384 x 256) space, theuse of macros to automate repetitive tasks, linkingspreadsheets and creating databases 8c charts.January 30th New Apple Products Presentation:10:00 - 2:30 Macintosh Plus 8c Other New Apple Products.There will be presentations from 10:00,11:00,12:00 8c 1:00.Question and Answer period follows the presentations.January 30th Macintosh XL (Lisa) Owners Meeting:3:00 "An Apple representative will objectively answer questions andpresent the Macintosh Migration Package."February 6th Macintosh Datacommunications & Networking:10:00 - Noon A review of current communications solutions by Apply 8c 3rdParties. A review of current networking configurations usingApple 8c 3rd Party hardware/software.Date to be Desktop Publishing:Announced Presentations will demonstrate the Macintosh 8c LaserWriter'sunique capabilities to meet simple and complex publishingneeds.Features include: Page set-up, text generation, use of variousfonts, graphic integration, equation processing anddatacommunications of your document to other systems withhigher quality publishing capabilities.February 21 Macintosh Data Base Software Review:10:00 -11:30 A brief overview 8c demonstration of powerful Macintosh database programs. Products that will be reviewed include: Omnis3, Helix, Filemaker, etc.12 00 1 oo What’s New for the Macintosh?A review of many significant 3rd party products recentlyintroduced for the Macintosh.February 25th Macintosh GraphicsAll day there will be scheduled presentations including: Two 8cThree dimensional graphics generation, professional drafting,digitizing 8c plotter output solutions and graphic terminalemulation.NOTE: The agenda will be published in the 2/21 issue of the Maroon.February 27 Odesta Helix:A data-based information management 8c decision supportsystem. Helix takes an "object-oriented" approach to thequestion of how people can best manipulate concepts withinthe context of a machine environment. Odesta will also discuss"Double Helix" and "Multi-User Helix."March 4th Macintosh Dovolopmont:9:30 - Noon Learn about the various languages available for theMacintosh, the contents of the ROM and Inside Macintosh.Understand the hardware necessary to program In the LisaCross Development Environment. Take a brief look at the MDS68000 development environment.Contact the MDC forSpecial University Pricing1307 E. 60th StreetChicago, IL 60637962-60862—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986Dorm computer rooms help students writeBy Sue ChorvatContributing WriterOh oh. Paper too short again? College stu¬dents are beginning to find this much less ofa problem. It isn’t that they are coming upwith more to write about. The simple fact isthat computers are eliminating the dreaded“short paper,” and other various writing di¬lemmas. What would have been only fourtypewritten pages (with some pretty cre¬ative margins) becomes a precisely spacedsix page masterpiece using a computer.Most students who have used a computerfor an assignment swear off the typewriterfor good.Consequently, the demand for computershas been great in the last couple of years.The University is taking measures to makecomputers much more accessible to stu¬dents. Last year, a group of Resident Headsand students from Pierce Hall launched anappeal for a set of computer s for the Tower.The proposal was met when four computerrooms were completed last spring. Accord¬ing to Pierce Towner Council PresidentTom Oko, “We proposed a much bigger sys-Afghanscontinued from page oneNext will be Czechoslovakia, Hungary, andthe rest of the Soviet bloc nations.”Nevertheless, a plea for help was made.“We have enough fighters. What we need isyour voice and your 22 cents on a letter toyour congressmen,” he said.During the questioning period which fol¬lowed his speech, Mayar was asked if Afgh¬anistan was receiving help from fellow Mos¬lem nations in the Middle East. Heenumerated the countries, such as Egypt,Kuwait, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, whichGeographycontinued from page onefeel that the department needs to expandinto more quantitative research—researchthat involves computer and engineeringequipment and substantial funding. There isa debate as to whether the departmentshould remain at the “conceptual ratherthan the technical end of the field.”(Maroon 8-9-85).The issue of Geography’s continuing exis- tem, but we are very happy with what wegot.”The Pierce system consists of four Apple“Fat” Macintosh computers with externaldrives, equipped with modems and Ima-gewriter printers. The computers are locat¬ed in each of the four Pierce houses, and areavailable on a sign-out basis. “When you getyour software from the front desk, you givethem your ID and sign a checklist. If any¬thing is missing you report it right away,”explains Oko. The computers are kept inlocked rooms and are available around-theclock.The Shoreland also maintains a system ofcomputers that was installed winter quarterof last year. Located in one room, the sys¬tem includes eight Macintoshes, one Zenithand a Wyse terminal.According to Shoreland Hall CouncilPresident David Powell, the computers areavailable on a per-hour or membershipbasis. Unlike Pierce, the Shoreland com¬puter lab employs an attendant whose pur¬pose, says Lab Manager Michael Ellard, istwo-fold: “First, he is there to keep the ma-currently aid the freedom fighters. Then aknowing groan of disapproval rippledthrough the audience when he acknow¬ledged that Libya was refusing to help inany way.While they continue to wait for Americanaid, Mayar admitted that the mujaheddinhad one other source of weapons: the Sovietarmy. “They love Afghan hash,” he saidwith a laugh. “We give them hash; theygive us weapons.”tence arose from the need for new facultyappointments. The department has five full¬time positions. Mikesell said that “the Deanhas authorized the organization of a sympo¬sium that would bring in speakers” who are“potential appointments” to the faculty.The Maroon will report the Geography re¬view committee’s specific recommenda¬tions in next Tuesday’s issue. chines and software protected. Secondly,the attendant is there to teach the studentshow to use the computers and to answerquestions.”Ellard adds that the four software pack¬ages available for the Pierce computers areidentical. At the Shoreland, however, thereis a variety of available software programs.Thus, more supervision is required. “Piercereally isn’t a microlab. The Shoreland com¬puters are all in one room. The lab has anumber of people who work for it. If a prob¬lem arises, there is always someone there,”says Ellard. Pierce students, on the otherhand, rely more on their own computerknowledge or the help of others.The Shoreland lab averages about 130-140different users per quarter. Ellard says it isnot usually difficult to reserve computertime but, “there are some nights when Com¬mon Core classes have papers due and thenit’s packed.” ,Chares Cohen, resident master at Pierce,agrees that the new computer system hasbeen well-received. “There’s been a tre¬mendous amount of sign-up. The criticalThe grass gets nasty. thing was whether or not we could maintainthe computers without a monitoring sys¬tem. This has not proved to be a problem.”Computer vandaism, breakdowns and otherrelated trouble has been successfully avoid¬ed both at Pierce and the Shoreland.“The people in the College were prettysure the computers would get thrashed,”said Ellard, “but they have been nothingbut pleased.” Edward Turkington, asso¬ciate dean of students in the University,maintains that although there have been noproblems yet, the Pierce computers exist onan experimental basis. “We started out byjust putting in terminals with modems con¬necting ito the University system into everyresidence hall. We then tried the Shorelandmicrolab.” The Pierce system is a variationof the Shoreland system in that it is unmoni¬tored. Turkington says that if the success ofthe computer rooms continues, there is apossibility that additional residence hallswill be equipped with similar set-ups. Headds that a gift from the Breckinridge fami¬ly has allowed for the establishment of asmall personal computer room in Breck¬inridge that will be opening soon.SG voterregistration driveBy Larry KavanaghAssociate EditorA voter registration drive will take placeWednesday and Thursday from 10 am to 2pm on the main floor of the Reynolds Club.Student Government and the UC Democratsare jointly sponsoring the drive.According to SG Vice-President WendySchiller, any US citizen over 18 who haslived in Chicago for the last 30 days is eligi¬ble to register. Two pieces of identificationfrom different sources are required to regis¬ter. One ID must have a resident’s currentaddress on it. An official letter sent throughthe US postal service, such as a bursar bill,a gas bill, or a credit card bill, can serve asthe address-bearing ID.A previous registration in another statedoes not prevent registration in Illinois, butvoids the former. Citizens who have notvoted in over two years must reregister tobe eligible to vote in the March 18th pri¬maries and April elections. Residents whoare not presently US citizens but will be be¬fore the primaries may register.Unregistered citizens who miss this op¬portunity must register to City Hall beforeFebruary 18th to vote in the primaries.V V W V W*INTERNATIONAL HOUSEGERMAN DINNERON WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22,from 5 pm to 7:30 pml<I-House will be serving traditional German food:Soup: Clear Beef BrothLentilEntrees:"Vtf•M? Duck stewed in BeerFish Filets in Beer BatterStuffed Breast of VealSauerbratenSauerkraut with Sherry wineBread dumplingsDesserts:Apple, Cherry, Cheese strudels}Live music and complimentarybeverages provided. All dishesserved A La Carte. Call I-HouseProgram Office for more info,753-2274(1414 E. 59th)Lar a a a. O<DOz♦o nosionueio nusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, January 23 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallProgram of Woodwind Chamber Music by Vivaldi andPoulenc.Holly Harootunian, flute; Joe Claude, oboe; RebeccaJemian, bassoon, and Mary Flynne Walker, piano.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, January 30 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMozart: Serenade No. 11 in Eb Major, K.375, for WindOctet.Conductors -1. Ron Sykes; II. Richard Blocker; III.Gordon Marsh; IV Brian Wilson; and V Mark Stahura.Admission is free.Friday, January 31 - Kimbark Trio8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLewis Fortner, piano; Cheryl Smith, violin; and EmilyLewis, cello.All-Schubert program including the Bb Major Trio, inhonor of the composer's birth.Admission is free.TWO IMPORTANT CONCERTS —TICKETS STILL AVAILABLEFriday, February 14 - The BOSTON MUSEUM TRIOwith FRANS BRUEGGEN,transverse (lute8:00 p.m., Mandel HallDaniel Stepner, violin; Laura Jeppesen, viola da gamba.and John Gibbons, harpsichordMusic by Telemann, J.S Bach. Rameau and C.P.EBach.Admission: $10 (UC student. $6)Sunday, February 16 - CHARLES ROSEN, piano3:00 p.m., Mandel HallBoulez: Third Sonata; and works by Chopin andDebussy.Admission: $8 (UC student, $5) - $2 discount will be givento CMS subscribers.Tickets for both concerts available at the Department of Music ConcertII | Office, Goodspeed Hall 310, 5845 S. Ellis Avenue, 60637; 962-8068. IIMPtiusiociuaioriusirgUIThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986—3The Chic^gtii Maroony. » ] /*/ ijq vjjj^ s ;': s;r '<4*if- '$$$./". K*Student Newspaper of the University of ChicagoLETTERmore than a dreamIEquality...To the Editor:During this, the first national celebrationof the birthday of Martin Luther King Jr.,the man who most changed the social faceof our society, we of course reflect on whathe said and for what he fought. People re¬member him for his campaign against se¬gregation and the March on Washington.But he fought for much more than thesethings. His was a fight for integration, forequality.The key to integration however is equali¬ty, an equality which has not been achieved.Segregation in our society continues to bemost apparent amid the poverty of ourslums. The only way to alleviate this po¬verty (short of communism) is through em¬ployment, and the key to employment in ourtechnical society is education.Yet it is precisely this education that hasbeen denied to one fifth of our population.Right now, in 1986, 20 percent of all Ameri¬cans cannot read, period. They can’t drive(they’d have to read street signs), can’t geta job (they’d have to read the application),can’t hold a job (they’d have to read safetysigns), and can’t even enjoy the humor ofBloom County. We can hardly imagine aworld without access to the written word,but many people within just a few blocks ofour hallowed gray Gothic halls never have this opportunity we take so much for grant¬ed.In the January 10th issue of the Maroonthere were several articles on volunterrism,or rather the lack of it on university cam¬puses. I do not intend to condemn anyone forlack of time, or for committment to a fu¬ture. But just saying that volunteerism is agood thing is not enough.We now have a situation in which 20 per¬cent of our population can not compete, cannot enter into the competition for jobs in ourtechnological society. The burden of theseindividuals does not fall only on “bleedinghearts” but on all of society, for we are re¬sponsible, we are forced to be responsiblefor the support of these individuals.No, empathy is not enough. Yes, this is anattempt to recruit volunteers. The U of CLiteracy Program needs tutors for studentsof all ages. An informational meeting willbe held tonight (Tuesday, January 21) at6:00 in the Sun Parlor on the third floor ofIda Noyes Hall. If you are at all interested,Please Attend.Starley ShadeNote: The next series of tutor training ses¬sions will be held in Ida Noyes 305 on Jan¬uary 23, 28, and 30 from 6 pm to 9 pm eachevening. For more information call 667-6565or 962-9732.VIEWPOINTKing deserves a better legacyBy Richard F. MossOn this day, as our nation reaches downinto its consciousness and as every citizenopens his or her heart to reflect upon the le¬gacy of one man — undoubtedly one of thefew great individuals who spoke eloquentlyto our moral conscience, a man of peace andnot violence, an ordinary man with the ex¬traordinary vision and strength to try toenact his dream — on his day, it is shamefulto think that at the University of Chicagobusiness will go on as usual. More than anyother American symbol, Dr. Martin LutherKing Jr. evokes a humanitarian messagewhich transcends the limits of our nationalmandate and is international in appeal. Dr.King was a man who dared to cross fencesand then to destroy them by working withinthe system to ensure the application of jus¬tice according to the letter of the law. To besure, his message is still controversial, andhe had his personal and political flaws. Butas I weigh his impact, I realize the changesin this country since the Fifites. No longer isit rare or considered a breakthrough to seeblack, Hispanic, Oriental or female publicfigures, such as actors, businesspeople, mayors and other kinds of legislators. Per¬haps one day we will witness even more peo¬ple of color, of all colors, of all sexes, of allreligious affiliations serving this country inall public and private capacities. In short,maybe we will realize true freedom of op¬portunity.We certainly do not have it now. And thatis why we need to set aside this day to honorDr. King, to taste again the bitterness of hismurder, to reconfirm our faith in the moralcertitude of his vision, and to pledge ourcommitment to the struggle in order to real¬ize it. Can we seriously claim to do this aswe carry out the routine of a Monday? It isthus bordering on the scandalous that ourUniversity, so proud of its civic, nationaland international prestige, and locatedwhere it is, will not properly observe a daydedicated to a Nobel Peace Prize laureateand the most outstanding black American ofthis century by suspending classes and byjoining together as a community to cele¬brate a man, a dream, our plodding stepstaken towards judgement by character andnot by the color of one’s skin or sex, andmost importantly those leaps we ned to takein the future.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor in ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews EditorKaren E. AndersonDevelopment Editor Paul SongSports EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorChristine DyrudPhotography EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar Editor Geoff SherryCollege News EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorPaul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Ken Armstrong, Ingrid Gould, Paul Greenberg, Mike Ilagan,Larry Kavanagh, Frank Singer.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Lupe Becerril, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard,Julie Burros. Mary Beth Brady, Mike Carroll, Dennis Chansky, Tom Cox, ElizabethdeGrazia, Mona ElNaggar, Kathy Evans, Mike Fell, Ben Forest, Andy Forsaith,Katie Fox, David Gardiner, Beth Green, Mike Green, Michael Gorman, IngridKnapp, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz, Lara Langner, Marcia Lehmberg, Erik Lieber, MegLiebezeit, Charles Lily, Jean Lyons, David McNulty, Jennifer Mechem, Frank Mi¬chaels, Sam D. Miller, Melissa Moore, Lauren Murphy, Karin Nelson, Matt Nicker¬son, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott, MattSchaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner, Christina Voulgare-lis, Christine Wright.Contributors: Sue Chorvat, Mike Fitzgerald, Sanjay Khare. THE RESULT OF COCAINE USE GY THE:College Press Service iAUTO INDUSTRY’ MEDICAL INDUSTRY& /fee'Tg;:\ •‘•7 '.V~ f\tAIRLINE INDUSTRY ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRYCOLUMNWhat? Me Study?By Ken ArmstrongAssociate EditorThe reaper of respectability has latelybeen harvesting a new crop: college stu¬dents. The chaff is nudity, lewdity (sic),crudity and crapulence. God (i.e. Lee Iacoc-ca), country (i.e. Rambo’s USA) and “cleanliving” are the grain.Witnesseth:* At Central Michigan University, the un¬official “End of the World” party has justbeen nuked. An exaggerated block party,the fatalistic festival last year attracted ap¬proximately 1,000 people to a strip offcampus where things got “real rowdy.”Thirty arrests and numerous torts later, theschool made plans to shut down the annualevent after just five glorious years. Said thepolice captain assigned to the task, “The‘End of the World’ party has given theschool a bad name. It won’t happen again.”(Dec/Jan Campus Voice)Ooooooh. Thus quoth the reaper. Never¬more.A rash of rugby indecencies blemishedMidwestern campuses last year. Among theless-than-respectable incidents disclosedwere tales of nude elephant walking andscrim-half bowling. The former act, whichinvolves a line of drunk rugby revelers, wasonce best described by a friend of mine as“naked joining of hands underneath legs, soit’s like this (bending over), then you kind ofswagger your hip motion around the roomin an elephant walk.”Oh.In scrum-half bowling, a naked humanbowling ball is thrown by four people (onelimb a person) down a beer-saturated alley(usually grass) toward ten beer bottles.Rules vary as to whether or not the bowlingball must then drink the beers he can’tknock down.When reports of such behavior came tothe attention of various university adminis-tators, several teams, either at the club orvarsity level, were thereafter deactivated.It as “bad publicity.” Thus quoth thereaper, Nevermore.* Perhaps at the pinnacle of traditionalcampus skin pageants is Purdue Universi¬ty’s Cary Quad Nude Olympics. Starting atmidnight on the coldest night of the winter(usually less than 50 degrees below zero,wind chill), approximately 200 studentsparade around a quarter-mile track sur¬rounded by a dormitory quadrangle. Therace then begins, and the rules are ingen¬iously simple. Participants can wear shoes,socks and a hat. Nothing else. Whoever runs the farthest without stopping, wins. In pastyears the winner has trekked more than 26miles, pushing past 3 am. Among the morecreative “athletes” in past years have beenone student who donned an enormous buf¬falo head and aother who painted his pri¬vate anatomy fluorescent green.The annual event normally attracts morethan 10,000 spectators, but this year Univer¬sity President Steven Beering has put leadweights on its 20th curtain. Upon the recom¬mendation of a task force appointed by him,Beering cancelled the Nude Olympics be¬cause he said it projected a bad image of theschool. Also, quoth Beering, he didn’t wantany more “genital frostbite.”Thus quote the reaper. Nevermore.* Yale’s Bladder Ball was burst severalyears back.* Due to a problem with liability insur¬ance, officials at Northwestern Universityare restricting fraternity and dormitoryparties to just beer and wine.* Yet another book is coming out ratingthe country’s universities. This time the cri¬terion is whether the school is an academicmuscleman (e.g. the U of C) or a party an¬imal (e.g. Vermont) or both (e.g. Dart¬mouth). Incredibly, however, the book listsIndiana University as an outstanding aca¬demic school while ignoring its unsurpassedsocial talents. This is the same IU which afew years back was disqualified from a sim¬ilar poll ranking party proficiency becauseit was deemed “professional” and thereforeineligible. The poll therefore started atnumber two.This list goes on. The trend has even moresubtle manifestations, e.g. a mysterious de¬cline in the fine art of graffiti. Drugs arecurrently passe; peer pressure now swingsagainst them rather than with them. Stu¬dents have replaced beer with books. Calcu¬lators and T-squares now pepper the coilegelandscape. Students have always beendragged toward the insidious idea that col¬lege is for learning, but before they at leastkicked and screamed before capitulating.Now they passively accept, even encourage,the sickening thought that higher educationshould emphasize the education, not thehigh.According to the minutes from the last re¬port of the Student Government ActivitiesCommittee, this university’s biannual La¬scivious Costume Ball is tentatively sche¬duled for the spring quarter. But I somehowhave my doubts. A little bird keeps whis¬pering in my ear, “Thus quote the reaper.Nevermore.”Maroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must be submitted to the Maroon office, room 303 in IdaNoyes.Letters and viewpoints must be typed and double spaced. The Maroon reserves the rightto decide what material to publish.All letters and viewpoints are subject to standard editing for grammar, length, clarity,and libelous content. Letters should be no longer than 300 words. All letters must be signedby the author and contain the author’s address and phone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheld upon request.Signed editorials and commentaries represent the opinions of the author. Unsigned edito¬rials represent the concensus of the editorial board.Stop by Ida Noyes 303Sunday Nights 6-8 pm4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986To Our Hyde ParkNeighbors and FriendsLast year about this sametime, ORLYS introduced anew menu at very specialintroductory prices. TheHyde Park communityresponded enthusiastically.we would like to sincerelythank you for making 1985our best year ever and tolet you know that improv¬ing our service and food isan ongoing commitmentfor the staff at ORLYS. wewill strive to be even betterin 1986. Beginning Thursday,January 23, orlys will havea new menu and a renewedcommitment to serving youwith freshness andcreativity.Join us as we begin anew;for 3 consecutive nights,Thursday, Friday and Satur¬day, the 23rd, 24th and25th.For these 3 nights WEWILL ROLL BACK OUR DINNERPRICES TO $6.95 (theaverage you paid whenORLYS first opened in Pre¬inflation 1981).we are excited about thechanges. So hats off to you,Hyde Park; take advantageof the 3-day reduced pricesand try us out. You're goingto really like it!Respectfully yours,David ShapiroRobert O'BrienSTARTERSSauteed Artichoke Hearts Guacamole Machos•3.25Portuguese Bean-Sausage Soup French Onion Diane4 thick and chunky Mediterranean soup tomato based and this is D>ane of Newport Beach s oriqirfitted with vegetables and spicy sausac ’2.45Cajun Shrimp *4.45F've iumbo shrimp sauteed in qarlic butter peppets thymeworcestshue sauce and bee' the time released seasonmq nthis dish will lease vOu beqarnq tor me •4.95Vegetable Brochette TempuraChunks of assorted fresh vegetables double skewered Cdipped m our ben based batter C fried to a light crispnessServed with our hones hickory BBQ sauce and sweet & sour tomato Imgui— *3.25 *3.25Old Fashioned Cabbage SoupA recipe from The Old Country featuring qently steamedcabbaqe m out mild sweet and sour broth with tender beet•2.25Pesto Pasta> butte' cteam <*4.25CREATIONSEggplant Parmesan Spinach Saladjrmesan cheese*5.95Cobb SaladWows o» hard boded egg bacon smoked turkey bermudaonions avocados tomatoes and bats ears served on a bed*5.95Ratatouille in Puff PastryThis tanqv vegetalian dish has eqqpiant sauteed with /ucchmitomatoes and onions ah stuffed mto a puff pastry shell andtopped with melted qruvere cheese *5.95Stuffed Clam ChowderFresh dams diced L cooked in a rich thick and creamyChowder ladled mto our freshly baked round caraway loaf sprouts eqq sixes and bacon Dils in our lemon hones dressingServed with our warm honey wheal loafCrab CarlosIths creation from South of the Border * potpourri ofme and leaf lettuce and a variety of fresh gardenibles topped wiih shredded Jack and chedrlar cheeseveal salad and ouacamoie All stuffed open faced intop crisp tortilla with your cho.ee ot salad dressing.•5.95Chicken Tarragon Fettucini•4.95 Chicken TostadaChili MignonA spicy Tenas chili filled withserved in a crisp tortilla sFcheddar cheese tomatoes : tiltas topped wdh spit•5.95*4.95 BBQ Chicken SandwichBBQ Beef Brisket SandwichSliced brisket of beef slowly steamed with oo*ons m Ourhoney hickory BBQ sauce and piled on an onion roll servedwith oui own coltaqe fried potatoes and com on rhe cob A large boneless thicker bieast ma'.nafhickory BBQ sauce charbro.led topped -sprouts and served on a toasted on on roUtried potatoes and a slice c*f fresh muon•5.45 Vegetarian SunshineJumbo Kosher KnackwurstA fhK k spicy knac k wu'st blanketed m a bed of onions sauteedin sheny and soy sai*e Served with cottage fried potatoes*3.95Mexi-PlatterTwo large Hour tortillas stuffed with taco beef q»ated i heddaiand Monterev ^ac k c heese m a .aiaperv, ;<eppei sauce <a k.ndof Me.xar eqq roili They are se'ved with spiced beansflffi—tfoft wdd rite pdaf bred tomafoi i ' P*6.75Light ComboFoi those'iqht eaters having dJf<uity deciding choose two liqht and healthy sandwich laveied with guacanx.i»-suntlowef seeds altaifa sprouts tomato sixes Cucumbe» anda pmeapp'e ring Smothefed with melted Monterey Jackt heese and served on black Bavarian bread and garnishedwith a slice of melon and a delnHawaiian Chicken SaladOne Heluva Burgerofferr Bean Sausage Soyp>ned Cabbage Soup•5.95 Qiant gourmet burgei charbroiled to ordeiguacamole bear, sprouts and sauteed onions se«ve it w.tOui honey hickory BBQ saure or lenvaki sauce And lopail w IF. either m.td c nedda* S* ss m McWi-'n lar k t heesrChoose from an onion rot' sesame bun 01 black Bava-bread Served with cottage l»»ed {»oiai 55th 6 Hyde Park Boulevard S 643-5500600 So. Dearborn 2 939-6600re prepare ALL of our foodfrom scratch, fresh daily, using theabsolutely freshest ingredients available.LwrfeW'V- c4£m»?W- -afe* Av •*&*?*>We ORLY’SBAKERYEarly every morning our pastry chefswill bake a variety of fresh, homemadecakes, tortes. breads 6 cheesecakes/will bring out a sample tray after your mealSuccumb you'll loveyourself for it!I*5.95 DESSERTS HOUSE WINESFresh Pastriesof the DayChoose from a selection <baked pastries ir freshly•Mkt.Fruit Plate Creation: runchv bearh our cottage•4.95 a pineapple ring aJack < heese and •2.75•3.953i .ed out pineapple boa« fvtted wdh a variety ot Uesh fn»«finksand a mound of diced boneless chicken breast m.wdh pineapple raivns and cashew- n a creamy sp.ced sauc»-•5.95 Orly’s Ice Cream CakeA sheet of rich fudge sandwichedbetween two thick lavers of different icecream flavors (we II tell you the flavorsdaily) which are placed atop a chocolate<rem«- cookie crus* with a hint otbanana AH this <s topped with ourbrandied hot fudge whipped cream and•2.95 Chablis. Rose(William Wyc iiff >‘185 ‘4 25 ‘625Red(Saint Paulm)‘225 '4 50 ‘6 45Liebfraumilch(Diamant Krone)225 4 50 ‘6 45Ripple. - - 2 95❖ Ask about our dail\ wine specialsby the glassBEVERAGES•5.45 Draft BeerImported Bottled BeerColfeeBrewed DecafSoft DnnksMilkHot or Iced TeaFruit JuiceHerb Tea ENTREE SPECIALS mHickory BBQ RibsMealy succulent nbshest hickory smoked then basted with our own hones hicko». BBQ sauce an<3charbroiled Served with corn on the cob COttaqe fries o* Our double baked potatoFull Slab »j j Matt Slab sg 5QHickory BBQ Chicken* |u*cv plateful of chicken first hickory smoked then charbroiled m ou' own honey hickor. BBQvauce Served with com on the cob cottage fries or our double baked potato qcCombination Half Ribs & BBQ Chicken •7.95•10.95Paneed Veal and FettuciniCatun sty le pan fried veal served with spinach fettucini m a Romano cheese sauce and a fresh veqelatofe*10.95ftfe - ... , . .. . ... - ^Daily Fresh SpecialsOur Chefs otter a daily selection ol fresh seafood meat and fowl according to vava lability season and absolute freshness *Mdrl(Ctw. W.n w-r .'Ms w-y Me»-■*> Me w-e HLouisiana CatfishFresh farm raised catfish dipped in a spicv cornmeal batter fried to a golden crispness and servedwith corn on the cob cottage fries or our doubfe baked potato gjOrly's TempuraJumbo shnmp or tender chunks of boneless filet ot chicken breast dipped m our beer based batte*and f'ied to a light crispness Served ovei a bed of wild rice pitaf with bofh sweet and sour sauceand our honey hickory BBQ sauce•7.95 Sh"mp *10.50 Co",bo *9.50Shrimp and Scallops TarragonJumbo shnmp and sea scallops sauteed »n garlic tarragon butter Placed atop a bed of spinach fettuc mrand served with a fresh vegetable *10 95Chicken VeracruzA tender half pound of boneless chteken breast charbroiled and topped with our salsa and meltedcheddar and Monterey Jack cheese Served with guacamole sour cream and wild ricv p«lal•7.95Polynesian KabobsOur Polynesian special features two skewers filled with large cubes of either beet tendeitoin orboneless filet of chicken breast marinated in Orly s blend of our Tenvdki sauce pineapple cherryand lemon ju»ce Both skewers are then charbroiled each with chunks of green pepper pineappletomato Bermuda onion and rucchmi Served with wild nee prlaf*7.95 Beet •9.95 •8.95*1 85225*85 Chicken SatayBoneless breast of chKken charbroiled and topped with out curried peanut sauce b toasted almondsServed with fresh vegetable ot the dav and wild r»ce pilaf sg y^Bar-B-Q Skirt SteakTender skirt steak marinated in our honey hickory BBQ sauce and then charbroiled Served withour hash brown potatoes and corn on the cob sgHew York StripA tuic y 8 O/ Steak rharhroited to order and basted with out lanqy > auce Served with a double bakedpotato fresh vegetable and an omon ring tempu'4 *11 95The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986—5Females let males dominate college classroomsBy Jim SchwartzCambridge, MA (CPS) — Male studentstend to dominate classroom conversationseven when the instructor is female, a newHarvard study says.Previously, much education researchblamed women’s classroom reticence ondiscomfort with having male professors.The report is the second in as many weeksindicating colleges aren’t always as hospi¬table to women as they are to men. Twoweeks ago Congress’ Office of Technologyassessment found that college teachersoften steer women away from high-payingscience and engineering careers with subt¬ly-discouraging classroom behavior.In the new Harvard study, EducationProf. Catherine Krupnick videotaped Har¬vard courses taught by 24 different instruc¬tors, and then calculated how often — andhow long — male and female students par¬ticipated in classroom discussions.Krupnick, who conducts workshops on other campuses, says men dominateclassroom discussions at colleges aroundthe country.While Krupnick notes men’s and women’sgrades and aptitude test scores are aboutthe same, she says male dominance in theclassroom is important because “liberalarts schools are set up to imply participa¬tion is important.’’ She adds the same prob¬lems show up later in the workplace.Krupnick began studying classroomspeaking habits to help her figure out whywomen who do as well as men in collegedon’t seem to be keeping up in their careersten years after graduation.Studies show that marriage and child¬bearing are not the main obstacles to careersuccess, she adds. Women’s career prob¬lems, Krupnick now believes, are at leastpartially related to both their restraint inparticipating in the classroom and instruc¬tors’ acceptance of what they have to say.Operation Crossroads AfricaBy Sue SkufcaStaff WriterIf you’re dying to get out of Hyde Parkthis summer, and not afraid of hard work.Operation Crossroads may be the thing foryou. *Operation Crossroads Africa, Inc., is anon-profit, non-govemmental organizationthat promotes international developmentand cross-cultural exchange. It is currentlyaccepting applications for its summer pro¬gram.Crossroads is looking for high school andcollege age students to participate in pro¬grams in rural Caribbean and African vil¬lages. Volunteers work with local counter¬parts on community development,archaeological, or health-related projects.They either live with local workers’ familiesin the community or together as a group.Since its founding in 1958 by Dr. James H.Robinson, Crossroads has sent more than5200 volunteers to thirty-four African coun¬tries and over 800 high school students toeighteen Caribbean islands.Crossroads and foreign governments fre¬quently sponsor programs jointly, butCrossroads alone determines where it ser¬vices can best be used through private in¬ vestigations. Benjamin Lorick, the directorof the Africa Program, and Associate Direc¬tor Drew Smith, are currently in Africadoing research. Lorick’s office says theyfocus their efforts on western, eastern andsouthern Africa.Last year, over 150 volunteers went toAfrica. One of their foremost efforts was aneight person unit which, working in conjunc¬tion with the offices of the Commission forRefugees of Sudan and international refu¬gee relief organizations, staffed a choleraclinic, compiled survey data and assisted ingeneral maintenance of a camp of Sudaneseand Eritrean refugees.The Crossroads participation fee is $2950.Many participants raise the fee through col¬lege and community groups, andCrossroads provides representatives andcounselors who can assist in fundraising. Anumber of small grants are available di¬rectly from Crossroads as well. Both volun¬teer and leader positions are available. Per¬sons interested should contact Drew Smith,Assoc. Director of the Africa Program atCrossroads Africa. 150 Fifth Avenue, Suite310, New York, New York 10011, phone (212)242-8550 or (800 ) 42-AFRICA, or contact An-nalee Letchinger at Career and PlacementServices, 962-9873. “In the real world, the ability to expressideas forcefully is important. It’s highlycorrelated with how you do in your career,”Krupnick asserts.“It confirms our findings,” says BerniceSandler of the Project on the Education andStatus of Women. Sandler and colleague Ro¬berta Hall have released numerous summa¬ry studies documenting differences in theway men and women go to — and are treat¬ed in — college.Female instructors themselves oftenwere raised in homes that considered men’sviews as more valuable, Sandler observes.Their upbringing, she says, may explainwhy women teachers might allow men todominate class discussions.“Many of the different expectations formen and women are carried over from thelarger social situation into the collegeclassroom,” Hall says.In another study, University of California researchers Candice West and Donald Zim¬merman found men interrupt classroomconversations three times more often thanwomen. Also, women wait twice as long tointerrupt. However, they also found thatwomen are just as likely as men to gain thefloor when they do interrupt.Previous research also indicates women’sclassroom language is not as “assertive” asmen’s. But Krupnick’s study differed.Krupnick compares female students’classroom problems to the plight of immi¬grants being introduced into the publicschool system in New York City around theturn of the century. “They did not speak upas much in class because of language bar¬riers.”Women, she says, are unfamiliar with thetypes of assertiveness associated with suc¬cess.“College experience can reinforce old ex¬pectations, or can help women to overcomethem,” Hall says.Pantry serves Hyde Park needyBy Marcia LehmbergStaff WriterFor many students, volunteering is diffi¬cult because service organizations requiretoo much time or are too far away. TheHyde Park/Kenwood Interfaith Councilsponsors two programs, the CommunityFood Pantry and the Open Kitchen, whichcan be solutions to this dilemma.The Community Food Pantry was organ¬ized by the Council, an alliance of localchurches and seminars, in 1981. Its primarypurpose is to provide emergency help tofamilies in need who are affiliated with theCouncil, or who live within the geographicaldistrict bounded by 43rd St, 60th St, CottageGrove Avenue, and Lake Michigan.The pantry not only supplies these fami¬lies with 3 days’ worth of canned and othernonperishable foods, but also offers themadditional help if necessary. This may in¬clude referral service to other agencies andorganizations. Sometimes the pantry as¬sists people who are having difficulty ob¬taining their food stamps or unemploymentbenefits.According to Beverly Armstrong, coor¬dinator of the pantry, the workers in the program “try to talk to each individual,rather than line them up and hand outfood.” She thinks this is why people oftencome back to get help for other problems.Unlike the pantry, the Open Kitchen is pa¬tronized by people who live alone, or arehomeless. It is operated on a walk-in basisto provide a hot meal for those who wouldotherwise be unable to eat one.Nonperishable food for the pantry is pur¬chased at wholesale prices from Mr. G’sgrocery store, delivered to the Council’s of¬fice on Tuesdays, and repackaged for distri¬bution later in the week. Occasionally, largequantities of fresh food are purchased forthe Open Kitchen in addition to nonperish¬able food. When donations of fresh food aregiven to the Council, these are also used inthe Open Kitchen.The pantry assists over 100 families perweek, and the Open Kitchen serves anaverage of 110 meals per day. According toArmstrong, volunteers are always needed.Anyone interested in the Community FoodPantry should call her at 493-8108. For infor¬mation about the Open Kitchen, contact Fa¬ther John Boyle at 624-3695. Monetary orfood donations to the Hyde Park/KenwoodInterfaith Council are appreciated.53RD KIMBARK PLAZA • 363-2i75V. mcatftUSDA ChoiceBlade PotRoastUSDA ChoiceRoundBone RoastFreshGround Beef(family Pack)3 lbs. and up 991$1$1 29lb.29lb.IDNavel OrangesGreen CabbageGreen PeppersCauliflower 391191591591 2HzlC WHERE YOU'RE A STRANGER BUT ONCEContadinaTomato Paste( FINER- FOODS )991HuntsTomato Sauce9-LivesCat Food0RE0CookiesPremiumSaltinesPostFruit & Fibre 3/8915/$l3/991$199I 20 o99<$169I 14 OZHousehold DelightAluminum Foil IvoryLiquidPrince SpaghettiVermicelliMelitta RegularPremium FilterCoffeeSkippy20 oz. 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January 21, 1986—71frCongratulations to the winners of theAutumn Quarter 1985-66 Morton-MurphyAward for outstanding Contributions toExtra-Curricular Life.Susan Ginlin - A graduate student in theHumanities for her work on theBroadview House Council.Larry Kavanagh - An undergraduate student in theCollege for his work with C.S. A.and Ido Royale.Terri Y. Montague - An undergraduate student in theCollege for her work with the Stu¬dent Government Coot Drive, theMinority Students Contigency Fundand the Visiting FellowsCommittee.Benjamin Weinberg - An undergraduate student in theCollege, for his work with Blackfriars.Morton-Murphy Awards will be given ogoin for contributionsfor the Winter Quarter. Students who wish to apply shouldwatch the Maroon for application deadlines.ITHE CHICAGO AREA POLICY SEMINARsponsored byThe Center for Urban Research and Policy Studiespresents“A STUDY OF THE FACTORS ASSOCIATEDWITH BLACK INFANT MORTALITY”Louise Doss-Martin, A.C.S.W.Regional Medical School Work ConsultantDepartment of Health and Human ServicesRespondants: Dr. Lonnie EdwardsCommissioner of HealthCity of ChicagoDr. Kwang-sun LeeCo-DirectorThe University of Chicago Preinatal CenterWednesday, January 22 at 7:00 p.m.Ida Noyes Hall Library - 1st Floor1212 East 59th Street8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 19661985 ... It Wasn’t Much, But Here It IsIs It Good News or Bad News?THE GOOD, THE BAD, ANDTHE JUST PLAIN UGLYBest AlbumsLittle Creatures, Talking HeadsVU, The Velvet UndergroundIn Square Circle, Stevie WonderYou Decide.The Go-Go’s go bye-bye.Bruce Springsteen’s m the USA tour ends.Legislative hearings on rock lyrics begin.Another Elvis album sees the light of day.No more all day/all night video channels spring up.Reagan remains intimately connected with Bedtime forBonzo.Best Singles“You Better Be Good To Me,” Tina Turner“Don’t You (Forget About Me),” Simple Minds“Smalltown,” John Cougar Mellencamp“Trapped,” Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band“I Got You Babe,” Chrissie Hynde with UB40“Perfect Way,” Scritti PolittiBands off the YearThe E Street BandStevie Wonder (yes, he counts as a band.)The HeartbreakersBest ProducersBill Laswell, Eurythmics’ Dave Stewart, Robert “Mutt”LangeComebacks off the YearTina Turner, James Brown, John Fogerty, ArethaFranklinOutstanding EffortsTim, the ReplacementsFlip Your Wig, Husker DuDowntown, Marshall CrenshawOutstanding Indie EffortsLet It Be, the Replacements (Twin Tone)Brewing Up with Billy Bragg, Billy Bragg (CD Records)Esprit De Corps, Rhythm Corps (Metro-America)Rookies off the YearThe Hooters, Sade, Lone Justice, Suzanne Vega. Polygram Record’s Verve released the Velvet Underground’s oft bootlegsed "lost” album under thename VU, proving that after a decade and a half, Lou Reed is still cool.trouble when they could have eliminated all theconfusion by just beocming known as ‘TheJeffersons?”Best Video“Dress Cool,” Paul Schaffer and the Late Night Band(never released to MTV.)Best Political Songs“I Ain’t Gonna Play Sun City,” Artists United againstApartheid“We Are the World,” USA for Africa (assorted artists)“My Hometown,” Bruce Springsteen and the E StreetBandProving that Rock and PoliticsDon’t Always MixInternationalists, Style CouncilFrank Zappa and Twisted Sister’s Dee Snyder onCapital HillBest LawsuitsCBS vs. BostonBoston vs. CBSThe Jefferson Airplane, now the Jefferson Starship, losea suit to keep their name, and are now known asmerely “The Starship.” Why go through all the Best DuetClarence Clemons and Jackson Browne, on “You're AFriend of Mine.” And if you’ve ever heard Clemonssing, you’ll know that the less you hear of him thebetter.Worst DuetDavid Bowie and Mick Jagger on “Dancing in theStreets,” providing yet another argument against guncontrol.Most Encouraging TrendsHuman Need eclipses politics, profits, and everyone’sego but Prince’s at the Live-Aid and Farm-Aid shows.Yuppies sell-out almost every Springsteen show.Motley Crue T-Shirts no longer outnumber Motley Cruefans.continued on page 11Most Disturbing TrendsChicago’s Jay Berwanger Brings It All Back HomeSports fever has overrun Chicago, fromhelmets on the lions in front of the Art Insti¬tute to the Bears’ own “Super Bowl Shuffle”song and video. But not too long ago, sportsfans were able to absorb the College Bowland Heisman Trophy fevers that engulfedsports pages from coast-to-coast.“What the heck, Why not Dudek?” ran theSports Illustrated (SI) cover story on theHeisman Trophy race. The story took foot¬ball’s most prestigious award from thosemega-star Division I athletes awaiting lu¬crative NFL contracts and returned it tothose who loved the game first. The SI pitch-out went to Joe Dudek of Plymouth Statewho at the time was on his way to becomingcollege football’s all-time leading rusher.Dudek is a player in the true sense of theword, because Dudek was playing the gamethrough injuries, without publicity, purelybecause he loved to play. There were nojobs washing an alumni’s car, just agroundskeeping job that was helping payhis way through school.According to SI, these were the qualities that made the game great and that madethe Heisman what it was, before the era oftelevision and Heisman hype.The era that SI described is the one inwhich Chicago’s first, only and probablylast Heisman Trophy winner played. JayBerwanger picked up his Heisman Trophyin 1935, the first one ever awarded by theNew York Athletic Club. Like the era Ber¬wanger played in, the trophy was no bigdeal, no ticket to a sweeter NFL contract.Berwanger recalled, “It was 1935, I wasat the fraternity when I got the telegram. Ididn't know what it was. They had just sentme a telegram. It was just another trophy tome.”These were the days of the big raccooncoats at games along with fifty-thousandothers at Stagg Field, where Regenstein Li¬brary stands today. Berwanger recalledthat Chicago “had the biggest draw in theBig Ten.”He also described the golden age of frater¬nities and the fraternal spirit that tran¬scends time. “I’m a brother at Psi-U. If you join, they’ll be your brothers for life. Eightof us still go out and play golf everyspring.”Life today at Chicago is not that much dif¬ferent than it was in 1935. “The studentstend to be the same, and there is prettymuch the same attitude towards academ¬ics.”There really isn’t that much differencebetween Chicago’s conference, the MCAC,and the Big Ten. Berwanger contends, “Itwas the same thing (back then), only a littlebigger.” Homecomings were also prettymuch the same, “We had a bonfire the nightbefore, the players never went out. becausewe had to play the next day...well at leastwe didn’t go out for long.”But eventually the realities of life caughtup to Berwanger and the Maroons. He re¬called the frustration of playing bigger BigTen schools, “I wish that we had droppeddown and played schools our own size. Wewere losing games fifty or sixty to nothing,because all the schools had grown and Chi¬cago couldn’t compete. In 1933, ’34, and ’35 we never had a winning season.. but at leastwe were respectable.”And reality has also caught up with col¬lege football, with its Heisman Trophy hypecampaigns and its “Heisman Trophy Can¬didates.” Perhaps this is an outgrowth ofAmerica’s affection for sports, as is evi¬denced by the current “Bear Season.” orperhaps it’s the fact that college football hasbecome a farm system for the lucrativeworld of professional football, or a combina¬tion of the two.In either case, it’s refreshing every* oncein a while to sit back and think about whatsports and and all the hype really boils downto. Jay Berwanger’s memory of a fraternalspirit and of the low -key sports atmospherethat pervaded provides an interesting back¬drop for his comment, “It was just anothertrophy to me.”So before the big Bears-Patriots game,just sit back and say to all of your beer-swilling friends, “It’s all just a gamefellas.”The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, January 21, 1986-91985... And They Made Movies Too continued from page nineDanny Glover and Whooc1 Go'ribero •>Mister and Cehe in The Color Purple. camera close-up to an emotionally jarring scene andknows when distance can produce a similar effect.Spielberg can move from Jaws to Close Encounters toThe Color Purple with the greatest of ease. His skillsand versatility will get him an Academy Awardsomeday.Prizzi’s Honor—John Huston’s direction sometimescaught a case of lethargy but he knew his actors andactresses would carry the movie. Jack Nicholson,Hollywood’s Mr. Cool, turns in a hilarious performanceas a slightly dense hit man engaged to the woman heloves and the woman he must kill. “Do I ice her or do Imarry her? What?” Nicholson switches from humorousto threatening to jovial, and Kathleen Turner does herjob as any hit-woman must. This black comedy is nevertoo dark and the comedy is delivered in measuredamounts to make sure the laughs count. The care increating characters worth caring for makes Prizzi’sHonor a comfortable experience even in the face ofdeath and betrayal, which is what a dark comedy isabout.Kathleen Turner and Jack Nicholsonmake a wish in Prizzi's Honor. Rosepurp|e ooeto make us laughwhile maintaining anintellectual integrity casts him asa unique filmmaker whose films deserve constantattention. A footnote to students struggling at the U ofC: Don’t worry. Woody Allen was kicked out of collegeand wound up as a Rich and Famous Creative andInfluential Artist.The Color Purple—Spielberg’s shot at a “mature”movie resulted in the most emotionally appealing film ofthe year. A lot of the cruelty and seaminess of the novelThe Color Purple was supposedly glossed over in thescreenplay but Whoopie Goldberg’s performanceconveys enough hurt, rejection and mistreatment for acouple of movies. The movie is always solemn but neverboring. The cinematography glows with the fallacy ofruralism in contrast to the darkness forced onGoldberg’s character. Spielberg unabashedly sets the o< Lost In America—If Woody Allen ever gives upfilmmaking, Albert Brooks is ready topinch hit as America’s leading creativecomedian. Written and directed bv Brooks, Lost InAmerica was one of the few original and funny movies ofthe past few years. Brooks has a head start in the comedydepartment because, also like Woody Allen, he’s funny justto look at. He takes advantage of his middle class, suburbanlooks and creates a character that has more going for him othe inside than the outside may hint at. Brooks’ characterwould have been a fine leader of a small country if bornin better times and circumstances. Brooks, the director,sometimes risks damaging his screenwriting materialby letting scenes run on with nary a comment by thecamera, but his writing abilities make up for anydirecting insufficiencies. Unlike Allen, Brooks’character is more familiar and comfortable to theaudience, a distinction that will conveniently set himapart from Allen while he pursues the same level ofachievement in comedy filmmaking.continued on page 12This isn’t a ten best and ten worst list. Real moviecritics see about one movie per day but I can onlymanage to see about one movie a week. That meansthat many fine movies have escaped my attention, alongwith a number of bad ones. What follows is anincomplete commentary on some of the better films of1985, and some of those whose pretense to ArtisticEndeavor failed miserably. With malice toward some,with charity for only those who deserve it, let’s take awalk down Movie Memory Lane.Better films in no particular order:Purple Rose of Cairo—Woody Allen continues to be themost important contributor to the culture of Americanfilm. Ever since Manhattan, Allen’s films haven’tproduced the belly laughs of his earlier years. Instead,they’ve developed along with his narrative skills,forsaking a few chuckles along the way. Allen stillmakes us laugh, though, more than any othermoviemaker today. In the Purple Rose of Cairo, amovie character jumps off the screen and into the realworld. The studio wants him back but he wants toexperience what it’s like to live in three dimensions.Allen delivers a pleasant tale that tackles issues like theotherworld reality of movies and whatattracts us to the experience of amovie. Allen’s abilityWoody Allenmakes us laughmore than any othermoviemaker today.Some Lesser Categories In Best and WorstMost holes in a script— To Live and Die In L.A.Movie without a script—Pee Wee’s Big AdventureBest part of White Nights—The dancingWorst part of White Nights—The restMost overrated movie of the year— Back to the FutureMost underrated movie of the year—SilveradoNot so suave actor who can act—Gene HackmanSuave actor who can’t act—Robert RedfordMost engaging actress—Teresa RussellLeast engaging actress—Jennifer BealsThe movie event of last year—The U of C sweatshirt in 2010Event this year that tops it—NoneMore overrated movies—Jagged Edge, Compromising Positions Biggest laughs-Pee Wee’s Big AdventureLongest yawn—Tie between Pale Rider and The BrideMost overused conflict—Vietnam WarMost overused stereotype—Russian meaniesActor who appears in movies guilty of both abuses—StalloneMovie with most naked vampires—LifeforceMovie with most naked natives—Emerald ForestWorst Trend—Sylvester StalloneBest Trend-A movie without Sylvester StalloneThings Meryl Streep does a lot of—Talk with an accentThings Sylvester Stallone does a lot of—FlexMost tired series—James Bond, RockyActress with fetish for showing her legs—Kathleen TurnerPeople who don’t mind—Males10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986...It Wasn't MuchOriginal Soundtrack Albums are being released frommovies that don’t have any music in them.Springsteen’s Bom in the USA album yields sevensingles, making New Jersey trendy; this is thescariest trend of them all — hordes of people movingto Passaic.Just Plain Bad“I had a dream, it was an awesome dream.”“I’m Your Man,” Wham! (Actually recorded whenWham! was bumming around SoCal a few years ago,not that this is a valid excuse for any Wham! song,but something had to make this Wham! song thisbad.)THE YEAR BEHIND USBands We’ll MissThe Go-Go’s, The Police, The Clash (w/o Mick Jones),Van Halen (w/o David Lee Roth), Wall of Voodoo(w/o Stan Ridgeway).The Things That Wouldn’t LeavePrince, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Lionel Richie,Phil Collins, Survivor, Twisted SisterThe Things that DisappearedWithout a TraceMichael Jackson, Billy Idol, Journey, Culture Club, TheBluebells, Big Country, Red Rockers, The HumanLeague, The Bangles, The Busboys and other LABands, Fred Schneider and the B-52’s, and FrankieGoes to Hollywood.Proving That The Parts Are LessThan The Sum Off The PartsPete Townshend and Roger Daltrey (The Who), AlisonMoyet (Yaz), Adam Ant (w/o the Ants), TheClash/Big Audio Dynamite, General Public (EnglishBeat), Difford and Tilbrook (Squeeze), and JermaineJackson.Welcome BackSqueeze, Marshall Crenshaw, Brian Wilson and theBeach Boys, Brian Ferry, Divinyls, and NickKershaw.SlumpsGreen on Red, Translator, New Order, Kim Wilde, andThe RomanticsThe True Meaning off Greatest HitsJames Brown and the JB’s, James BrownBillie Holiday on Verve 1946-1959, Billie HollidayGuilty Pleasures“Some Like It Hot”, The Power Station“Summer of ’69”, Brian Adams“Shout”, Tears For Fears“Madame Butterfly”, Malcolm McLaren“Material Girl”, Madonna SPECIAL AWARDSThe “Make My Day” AwardLoverboy’s Latest, Loving Every Minute of It, stiffs.The Too Cool ffor Jazz AwardSade, Everything But the GirlThe Most Encouraging Candidateffor Speech Therapy Nominee(Tie) The Smith’s Morissey and REM’s Michael Stipe.The Bill Florida LookalikeContest Winner(Tie) Whami’s George Michael and Andrew RidgeleyThe Teenybopper ImageRejection AwardINXSThe 1 Made Phil SpectorBlow Lunch Award| Given to Twisted Sister for their version of theShangri-La’s “Leader of the Pack.”The Prince Ego NomineesMorris Day, Daryl Hall, David Lee Roth, Wham’sGeorge Michael, Paul Young, Phillip MichaelThomas, and the winner is... none other than hisRoyal Shortness himself, after all who else coulddeserve this award after missing Live-Aid.The Necrophiliac’s Album Titleoff the Year AwardThe Firstborn is Dead, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds(formerly of the Birthday Party)Too Tough To Die, the RamonesThe Most Innovative AlbumTitle AwardBoston, Mass, Del FuegosThe Punk Abandonment AwardChequered Past (With ex-Sex Pistol Steve Jones), TheThompson TwinsUniversity off Chicago FirstsThe Maroons post their first winning season (5-4) since1932. Running Back Bruce Montella rushes to a postBig-Ten Chicago yardage record.AOPi becomes the first sorority on campus.With the largest freshman class ever, undergraduateenrollment rises to a new high, topping 2800.Chicago tuition rises over $9000 and is close to breakingfive-figures.Chicago tenured law faculty are ranked first inproductivity by a Northwestern research study.For the first time in years, a current faculty memberreceives a Nobel Prize, as opposed to someone havingcontinued on page 12 continued from page nineThis year, Whaml’s George Michaels and Andrew Ridgeley tiedfor first place in the Bill Florida Lookalike Contest.Little Steven (aka Miami Steve Van Zandt) set an example forothers in his leadership of Artists United Against Apartheid'sSun City protest Ip.Aretha Franklin's "Freeway of Love," sealed up a comebackthat sent her Ip Who’s Zoomin Who to the tops of the chart.The Adventures of Regmanh/UAT's UjtTUallthe faxes....UH.WACT... Voo'AEtJoT Go/oc &ao<JUEKE ME You,Mode ^ Yeafi, I'ye GotTo, MY few'sLeave of/mn.FAcMMtinxoorMIS uP ./ YouMeaj YoufeOblUJG To L£A£ MEUCt \JirmorrnPSocial skills of aTRUE l/HEAGUEKAT MZ SthE^ ButAMW’s gottabo IaJHATA IMU'SGSUAbO by Skip and JoelThe Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, January 21, 1986-11... And They MadeOut of Africa—Yes, one of the better films of the year,but not as good as its reputation. Out of Africa issporadically poetic, and when it is, its combination ofimages, music and dialogue produce some of the mostmoving moments of the year. The problem is that thelyrical passion only pokes its head out and never sticksaround long enough. Whatever director Sydney Pollackdoes with Meyrl Streep and Robert Redford, he can’tinvent chemistry. Aside from the ill-chosen casting ofthe pair, the Redford character keeps insisting on hisindependence. He remains aloof and so does theaudience. The beautiful imagery, though, and Streep’scharacter and her passions make Out of Africa acommendable film.Cocoon—Forget about the ending. The CloseEncounters rip-off ending mars the film but everythingthat goes before it is too good to dismiss. Cocoon is anice film with a capital “N.” R can be insightful, warm,wrenching and sad. As a matter of fact, if you cut outthe humor, this would be a pretty sappy movie.Delightfully, the abundant humor counteracts the lapsesinto sentimentality. The movie is so engaging because itacts out a common dream, the fountain of youth legendand immortality. Ron Howard directs the fountain ofyouth aspect straight to make it, well, movie-believable.And we all want to believe.Beyond Thunderdome—Warning! Don’t see this movieon a VCR. Some films still need the huge canvas of thesilver screen and the sound system of a good theatre torealize their potential. George Miller creates anotherworld and you need the big screen to see it in all itsdark glory. Miller successfully raises Mad Max tomythic stature with a camera that makes Mel Gibsonking of his surroundings. These surroundings are Movies Toopopulated by aberrations of humanity and technology, asociety of misfits that Santa would only deliver to thenaughty kids. But would these kids have fun. I admitthat when I saw the preview for the movie and saw MelGibson bouncing around in a rubber band, it all seemeda little silly. The fight at Thunderdome, though, is themost exciting and tense sequence of the Mad Maxseries. The move abruptly slows down half-way throughbut the change in location and characters expands theseries scope and makes it a little more human. BeyondThunderdome is the most complete, in terms of actionand emotion, of the Mad Max series and would be anadmirable end to an outstanding trilogy.On to the bad ones. This list is short because I steeredaway from the publicly denounced films.Lifeforce—Naked vampires invade earth and suck outeverybody’s lifeforce, via borrowed special effects.Since no one has a lifeforce anymore, everyone staggersaround like zombies, as if they were extras for a GeorgeRomero Dead movie. At least Dawn of the Dead didn’ttake itself seriously. This wasn’t a cheapie B-movie butit sure looked like one. Tobe Hooper, the director ofPoltergeist, was the Artistic Element of the movie, butit seems he’s not much of an artist.Rambo—I’m embarrassed to let anyone know I sawthis movie. I resisted temptation long enough until itssecond run at one dollar movie houses. Everyone saidthat it wasn’t a smart picture, that it didn’t make muchsense, but at least it was a good shoot-’em-up. Theaction, though, was even lame. Silverado, a Westernwith no automatic machine guns or souped up bows andarrows, was a lot more exciting than watching Stallonepose for the camera. The emotions were fake, thecharacters were stereotypes, and the dialogue was ■ —- continued from page 10neopatriotic blabber. Even the cinematography wasartificial-Vietnam, was constantly glowing in a mistysunshine. The direction was merely an excuse for a 90minute photo session of model Stallone and thenarrative was a hyped-up A-Team episode. Weren’tthose A-Team guys in Vietnam too?The Bride—We know Sting can act. He was good in asupporting role in Plenty, but he just can’t get beyondthe inane dialogue and situations of The Bride. Duringmost of the movie he’s clutching a book to his chest andgazing heavenward, wondering how he got stuck in sucha dink of a movie. Jennifer Beals is pretty dang bad butshe never gets a chance. The director chose to make herpose instead of act. In fact, everyone poses in thispicture. The movie likes to maintain the illusion of astiff, image conscious upperclass, a class that Baronvon Frankenstein wants his Bride to become a part of.It all started because he wanted to make a new woman,a “woman who thinks.” When the Bride starts spoutingabout her independence, the Baron won’t listen. Is heless than the man he thought he was? Is the Bride tooindependent? A tale ripe for the eighties but spoiled forany kind of mind.The Goonies—Just the worst group of child actorsever. The plot is old already, thin as co-produced here,and silly when it tries to be serious. But those kids! Thevillains are supposed to be comic book villains, so theacting was overdone. The problem is that if thescreenwriter would’ve created real comic characters,overacting wouldn’t be necessary. And those kids! Theylaugh, scream, mumble, get excited, get frightened.They do all this to an extreme. The production quality isfine but the director has to be blamed for letting thosekids act so loudly and harshly and horribly.It Wasn’t Much...1 1 1 continued from page 11once attended, taught at, been appointed to, or beingwithin a one-mile radius of campus being claimed as a“Chicago” Nobel winner.Winterslunk I becomes the first real all-campus event,bringing together geeks, grads, and Madonna.University FlashbacksThe Liberal Arts emerge to eclipse thepre-professional trend in the proposition of a two-yearCommon Core.Activism runs rampant on campus as the result ofstudent protests over University investments in SouthAfrica.A current, as opposed to former. Head of State speaksat Mandel Hall, in this case Canada’s Prime MinisterBrian Mulroney.Embarassing U of C MomentsUrban Larson exchanges one non-paying position asStudent Government President for another as a PeaceCorps member.The New York Times reports that Chicago’s social lifehas improved, while at the same time Chicago Tribunecolumnist Mike Royko announces to the free-world thatChicago male students have the lowest average bicepsize of any college students.After the Times report that the Maroon Football is forreal, recording their best start (4-0) since the Big-Tendays, the “real” Maroons come out and proceed to losethe next four straight.Embarassing Chicago MomentsMayor Harold Washington is secretly taped beratingfellow Democrats and in particular Aid. DorothyTillman.After taping the mayor, Department of Parks andRecreation worker Skip Burelli accidentally leaves thetape recorder on and incriminates himself for graft onthe tape. After realizing that the tape was left running,he then conscientiously turned it off and handed it overto Washington’s arch-nemesis Aid. Edward Vrdolyak.He then also neglects to erase the incriminating portionbefore leaking the tape’s transcript to the press.Embarassing Personal U of C MomentsYou thought that your freshman “pic book” picturelooks bad, you thought that your UCID photo isembarassing, but wait until you see your photo in SG’sStudent Picture Directory. One vendor was heard to behawking the booklets by yelling, “Buy the StudentPicture Directory, laught at your friends.”Over a hundred Chicago students thought thatKangeiko was for real. (Waking up at seven in themorning for exercises is never for real.) These areprobably the same folks who leaked the word out thatChicago's excuse for a Winter Carnival, Kuviasungnerk,is fun.“Hell No, I Won’t Go.” Dean Levine’s wife organizesAnti-Kangeiko, urging all who will listen to stay in bed. The E Street Band shone on and off the stage, both providing some of the best and longest shows inthe business, as well as donating money at every concert stop to a local food bank.patronage-fueled Chicago Parks division. HonorableMention this year goes to the Faculty ExchangeNetwork, which although slower than the US PostalSystem as far as letters go, is still faster than the PostalSystem’s Parcel Post Division. Last Year’s winner, theUniversity’s Physical Plant Department, was narrowlyedged out this year by the Bursar’s Office. This year’srunner-up, the Physical Plant Department, clinched thetitle last year, when they used an average of three mento paint a lamp post. This Year’s Winner, the Bursar’sOffice, edged them out this year by limiting theiroffice’s hours to twenty per week, not evenapproximately already short real banking hours.Ivy League Inferiority Complex AwardIronically this award goes to Chicago’s currentPresident and Yalie Hanna Gray, who remarked thatthe University of Chicago also trails the Ivy League intuition.Mike Wallace “Make My Day'* AwardPresident Gray also wins in the category with herstrong performance at the Gray-Davis debate on SouthAfrica, where she proved that if pressed she could runintellectual circles around 60 Minutes’ Mike WallaceOutstanding Campus Concert Award By popular demand, the administration decides thatthey no longer need to disguise Homecoming asAutummerk.Congratulations to National Qualifiers Tina Ellerbee(swimming), Rose Kivens (diving), and Gene Shin(wrestling).Also congratulations to All-American Karl Lietzan(wrestling), who graduated in the spring.And finally congratulations to US National Ski Teammember Laurel Buerk and to US National Crewmember Gretchen Carlson, students in the College.The EverythingYou Wanted to KnowBut were Afraid to Ask AwardThe Housing Office admits that if students wereallowed to choose whether they wanted to dine in theresidence halls, then the food service would go under.Wouldn’t it be simpler to improve the meal plan, ratherthan forcing students to use it?Kuviasungnerk really is the Eskimo word for“happiness.” But would they be happy if they knewwhat our winter carnival was like?SPECIAL AWARDSChicago Freedom of Choice AwardGoes to the SSCD for offering students “PoliticalEconomy,” as their only choice for fulfilling the SocialScience Common Core requirement.Chicago Parks and Recreation AwardThis award is annually given to the department oroffice whose accomplishments reflet the12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986 Jimmy Cliff with runners-up Wynton Marsalis andYelloman on the Quads.KudosDespite limited hours at the Bursar’s Office, theJoseph Regenstein, John Crerar and William RaineyHarper Libraries expand their hours further for theExam Week crunch.The Student Government Coat Drive addressedstudents’ community responsibility. Tuition will only be Increasing in single digit amountsthis year. It will be increasing because someone has topay for the Crerar Library, the Kersten PhysicsBuilding and the Century Scholarship Plan, among otherthings. Normally the Increased revenue fromenrollment, the pressing of grad students into teachingroles instead of hiring higher-paid faculty, and thedoubling of our endowment (to over $500 mil.) in lessthan three years, would pay for most of these increases.So why doesn t the University try to find ways of savingus money rather than finding new capital expendituresto spend it on?T *Come Hear African MusicQt the 26thAnnuol U of CFOLK FESTIVALConcerts at Mandel HallFree Workshops ot Ido NoyesplusA Screening Of"SAY AMEN, SOMEBODY"A documentary of Gospelfeaturing The Barrett SistersalsoBlues, Bluegrass, Old Time,Cajun, Cambodian Dance,Irish, Greek & more!Coll 962-9793 for more infoFriday-Sunday January 24-26He DVriTCTVD HTA I7ATFV skKILIilS 1 ILK 1U V U1Student Government SponsoredVOTER REGISTRATION DRIVERegister For Upcoming Primaries And General ElectionTVHENfc Wednesday & ThursdayJanuary 22 & 2310AM-2PMWHERE: Reynolds Club, 57th & University2 ID’S REQUIRED " one with picture, one with address'SGFC Funded-team*.,« .* ®mmm mmmt wmmwm - ■<& ■ HWiMi ssss&b «** > mtammmThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986—13WEEKLY CALENDARFilmsDocJanuary 21: Showboat (JamesWhale, 1936), 8 pm.January 22: Utmaro and HisFive Women (Kenji Mizoguchi,1946), 8 pm.January 23: Greetings (BrianDePalma, 1968), 8 pm.January 24: The Star WarsSaga. Star Wars at 7 pm, TheEmpire at 9, and Return at11:30.January 25: Star Wars Saga.The same schedule.January 26: The Star WarsSaga. Star Wars at noon, Empireat 12:15, and Return at 4:30. Sol¬dier of Orange (Paul Verhoven,1980), at 8 pm.January 27: Buchannan RidesAlone (Bud Boeticher, 1958), at 8pm.January 28: The King and I(Walter Lang, 1956) at 8 pm.Law SchoolJanuary 22: Ruggles of RedGap (Leo McCarey, 1935), at 8:30pm.January 23: All Quiet on theWestern Front (Lewis Milestone,1930), at 8:30 pm.January 24: Here Comes Mr.Jordan (Alexander Hall, 1941), at7:30 and 10 pm.January 26: All Quiet on theWestern Front, at 8:30.International HouseJanuary 23: Ballad of a Soldier(USSR, 196), 8 pm.January 25: Pixote (Brazil,1981), at 7:30 and 10 pm.January 30: 8r2 (Italy, 1963).January 24 & 25:A multi-media presentation.The Sand Puzzles, utilizing oper¬atic voice, oration, slides, filmand photographs. The show willbegin at 7:30 pm at the School ofthe Art Institute, Superior St.Gallery, 341 W. Superior St. NoCharge.Lectures & SeminarsJanuary 21 :"Regulation of Human-Inter¬feron Gene Expression,” by Ste¬phen Good bo urn, Dept, of Bio¬chemistry and MolecularBiology, Harvard. The talk willbegin at 4 pm in CLSC 101. Re¬freshments at 3:45 in CLSC 850.January 22:Dr. Drummond Renee, Chair¬man of the Dept, of Medicine,West Suburban Hospital, willspeak on ‘‘Thin Air! The Edenasof High Altitude,” and “Researchat High Altitude—its Problems,”at 9:30 am in rm. M137, BillingsHospital.Dr. Daniel Linzer, Dept, of Bio¬chemistry, Northwestern, willpresent a talk on “Expression ofProlactin-Related MouseGenes,” at 4 pm in CLSC, room101. Refreshments at 3:45.January 23:“Phospholipase A2 Mechanismand Role in Arachidonic Acid Re¬lease,” will be given by EdwardA. Dennis, Dept, of Chemistry,University of California, SanDiego, at 4 pm in CLSC 101. Re¬freshments beforehand.Dr. Jack Antil, Dept, of Neurol¬ogy, U of C, will speak on “TheFight Against MS,” at 4 pm in theNorth Lounge of the ReynoldsClub. January 24:“Structural Characterizationof a Developmental^ RegulatedGene of Dictyostelium Discoi-deum,” presented by Dr. WilmaNeuman, Dept, of Biochemistry,University of Illinois College ofMedicine, at 2:30 in CLSC 1100.Refreshments at 2:15 in sameroom.January 26:Guy A. Hoch, member of the 1stUnitarian Church, will presideover 3 study sessions on themoral questions raised by nu¬clear weapons. The sessions willfollow the 10:30 service. The fol¬lowing sessions will be on Febru¬ary 2 and 9.January 28:The Filmmaking Dept, at theSchool of the Art Institute willpresent filmmaker Richard Lea¬cock at 7 pm in The School Audi¬torium, located in the main build¬ing, Columbus Dr. at JacksonBlvd. Admission is $3.50 for theGeneral public and $2.50 for stu¬dents. For more information, call443-3733.tThe Chicago Council onForeign Relations presents animmigration panel consisting of:Louise Kerr, Associate Dean andProfessor, Loyola University;Sid Mohn. Executive Director ofTravelers & Immigrant Aid ofChicago; Randy Pauley, Refu¬gee/Immigrant Liason for theThe Chicago Comm, on HumanRelations; and Michael McCon¬nell, co-author of Sanctuary: theNew Underground Railroad.There will be a cash bar and horsd’oeuvres at 5:30 pm, followed bythe discussion at 6 at 116 S. Michi¬gan Ave. Cost is $6 for membersand $9 for non-members.January 29:Marvell Ginsburg, Director ofthe Early Childhood Jewish Edu¬cation, Board of Jewish Educa¬tion, Met. Chicago, will conduct aparent participation experienceat 7:30 pm at 5200 S. Hyde ParkBlvd. For more information, call493-8880.February 2:The Honorable Abner Mikva,judge, US Court of Appeals, willspeak on “The Unelected Judi¬ciary,” at 10:30 pm at Vick Hall,5039 S. Greenwood Ave.MusicJanuary 24:Augustana Concert Series pres¬ents John Hudak, trumpet, withKathryn Duffy and Russell Stin¬son at 4 pm in the Church, 55thand Woodlawn.January 26:Dieter Kober, founder-directorof the Chicago Chamber Orches¬tra, and James Mack will con¬duct the orchestra at Temple Sho-lom, 3480 Lake Shore Dr. at 2 pm.The music will be Mozart, theconcert is free.January 24:The Vic, 3145 N. Sheffield, pres¬ents Sandra Bernhard with UncleBonsai at 9 pm. Tickets are $12.50in advance and $14 on the show-date. For more information, call472-0366.January 27:The Jazz Institute of Chicagopresents its annual Jazz Fairfrom 6 pm until midnight at the Blackstone Hotel, 636 S. MichiganAve. Admission is $10 with a dis¬count rate of $7 for students andJIC members.January 28:The Chicago Ensemble willperform works by Monteverdi &Purcell, Schubert, Chausson,Lekeu, Vaughan-Williams, andRuth Crawford Seeger at MandelHall, 57th and University St., at 8pm. Tickets are $9.50 ($6 for stu¬dents). For more information,call 271-3810.TheatreJanuary 21:Lifeline Theatre is currentlyrunning an adaption of Jane Aus¬ten’s Pride and Prejudice whichwill continue until March 16. Thetheatre is located at 6912 N. Glen-wood and tickets are; $9 for gen¬eral public, $7 for seniors and stu¬dents and $5 for groups. For moreinformation, call 761-4477.January 22:Northlight Theatre presentsBoesman and Lena by Athol Fu¬gard. Shows are at 7 pm at thecorner of Green Bay and McCor¬mick Blvd in Evanston. Ticketsare: $13.50 for Tuesday-Thursdayand Sunday evenings, $15.50 forFriday, Saturday, and Sundaymatinees and $17.50 for Saturdayevenings. Matinees are at 1 pm.For more information, call869-7278.January 24, 25 & 26:Performance artist and choreo¬grapher Tom Remba, will pres¬ent Jean Cocteau’s Orphee at theLodge Hall Movement Center, 1564 N. Damen at 8:30 pm. Tick¬ets are $7 for general and $5 forstudent and senior admissions.For reservations, call 276-8378.Winter ActivitiesOngoing:There will be ice-skating atBrookfield Zoo from 10 am to 5pm until March 2, weather per¬mitting. No rentals available.Regular Zoo admission will becharged at the gate: $2.25 foradults, $.75 for children, aged3-11, and senior citizens. Grouprates for 20 or more persons.January 25:The Chicago Academy ofScience and the Chicago Histori¬cal Society are co-sponsoring across-country ski tour of LincolnPark from 1:30 to 3 pm. The fee is$3 for members of either institu¬tion and $5 for non-members.Participants must furnish ownskis. For more information,642-4600.ExhibitsJanuary 31:The School of the Art Instituteof Chicago Superior St. Gallerywill present mixed-media andphotographic collections by grad¬uate students Stephen Lee andPeggy Shaw. The Gallery hoursare Tuesday-Saturday, 10 am to 5pm. For more information, call443-3703 or 944-2306.February 1:Lill St. Gallery and the ChicagoOffice of Fine Arts will present“Material and Metaphor: Con¬ temporary American CeramicSculpture.” The Gallery is locat¬ed at 78 E. Washington St. Hoursare: Monday-Thursday, 9-7 pm;Friday, 9-6 pm; and Saturday, 9-5pm.February 2:An exhibit on Dr. MartinLuther King will open at the Mu¬seum of Science and Industry.March 15:The deadline for artists appli¬cations to exhibit their works inthe 1986 57th St. Art Fair. There isa $5 non-refundable applicationfee and a $40 exhibitors free. Toapply, write to 57th St. Art Fair,5555 South Everett, Chicago, IL60637.MiscellaneousJanuary 25:Boy Scout Troop 512 will pre¬pare an all-you-can-eat spaghettisupper at the 1st United Churchof Hyde Park. Serving begins at 5pm and runs until 8. Cost is $4 foradults and $2 for children under11. Salad, bread and beveragescome with the meal.January 28:International House’s “ConsulGeneral Dinner Series” hosts anevening with the Consul Generalof Egypt, Mohammad el-Azzazi.Cocktail reception at 6 pm, din¬ner at 6:30, followed by the Gen¬eral’s talk. Cost is $10 for non-res¬idents and $3 for residents.OngoingMetro-Help needs volunteers tostaff its runaway switchboard. Ifyou are interested, call 880-9860.BLOOM COUNTYOn paupfuon of meoenrie flowfr so fmall glistbnino pewanp bright sunsum..& <D\ 4? Jl.. \its asm meI ms OPUS 5NAPP6P OUT OFemtR HIS AMN6S/A ANP TOiPJOHN US WHAT HAPPBNePon mix iu-fatfpballoon trip by Berke Breathedljx.\0tmm 7H£ NANUFACTMRSOF THIS COUNTRY |Neve* ALLOW IF0R7HOS6 0FUS OFSMALLISHJ STATURE&WOULP YOUminp if we pinfp ?TBPRiBieFOF/HNO/NO//rhas-roseMENTAL... SOME AWFUL, UKCTRAUMATIC. JOLTING WHAT’SHOCK TO HISsenses..■V,3-11 ■you tripincThe Chicago Maroon wants YOUto come to dinnerIda Noyes 303 Sunday Nights 6 PM14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986The view from trackside: stars shine at Mr. G'sBy Scott BernardStaff WriterAn envelope has been delivered to this of¬fice. Inside the envelope was a long notefrom one of Bob Greene’s intimates, MikeVacation, an ex-con employed as a bag boyat Mr. G Finer Foods and author of the best¬selling novel Bagman. Here are the con¬tents of Mike Vacation’s message:Winter has finally arrived. I didn’t realizeit until today what with all the hoopla overthe Bears. Usually you can tell that winterhas arrived because the Bears’ season hasended. Not this year. But today at Mr. G’s Inoticed another one of the unmistakablesigns of winter’s onset. All the customerswere raving about the glory boys of the ath¬letic world, the track men of the U of C, whoare about to kick off the indoor track sea¬son.Talk has turned from the Refrigerator toMr. Big. And well it should, for John Sey-kora in action is a lot more exciting to watchthan William Perry in motion. And a lotmore memorable, too, judging from thegreat number of times I overheard custom¬ers re-enacting in speech the Electric Mile,when Seykora came from behind to win themile in 4:21 at last year’s indoor MidwestAthletic Conference championship. I guessso many people remember that race be¬cause, as one noted sports journalist wrote,it was “the most exciting race ever wit¬ nessed in the Field House in the 80’s.” Itwas certainly more exciting than the nextday’s 800m championship, which Mr. Bigwon by over 4 seconds. People today werewondering whether Seykora could success¬fully defend his own conference titles inthis, his final season for the Maroons. Mosteveryone said he could, seeing as how he’snot one to rest in his lau. els. He’ll put in thework it takes to winA few customers were wondering why Mr.Big-brand toilet paper and paper towels gotthe Refrigerator to advertise for them in¬stead of the real Mr. Big. I had to chuckleover their naivete. Everyone knows the Mr.Big company doesn’t have the money ittakes to hire a big star like John Seykora.Everyone was wondering about Ned Hale,Chicago’s wacky sophomore sprinter.“What’s his story?” some asked me. “Howcan he run so well? How does a wacky boylike Ned keep on track?” As if I knew. As ifanyone knew. As far as I can tell, Ned iscrazy. But you’ve got to love him. You’vegot to love a white boy who’s crazy enoughto think he can sprint.You’ve got to love Guy Yasko, too, the de¬fending MAC 600m champion. Victory forhim is as automatic as it is for Seykora. Buthe’s so much, well, calmer when he races. Itwas interesting to notice the different reac¬tions the two runners inspired in my garru¬lous customers today. Whereas they got all excited about Sey¬kora, they waxed serene about Yasko. WhenSeykora steps on the track, pure bedlamreigns among the fans, excited by his flashyrunning. When Yasko steps on the track, si¬lence descends on the stands. Fans settleback, knowing they’re in for a real treat, forYasko is the embodiment of grace. He’sbeautiful to watch when he runs, his fluidstride eating up the track, his long, brownlocks flowing behind him. Seykora is fire ontwo feet; Yasko is poetry in motion.Both runners stand a good chance of qual¬ifying for nationals, yasko in the 600m, Sey¬kora in the 800m. Each narrowly missed thequalifying times last year. If they can im¬prove just a little over last year, they’ll bothmake it. *Someone who’ll have to work hard just toget back to the form he showed last year isChicago’s distance ace, Mike Rabieh. Com¬ing off a very successful cross coountry sea¬son this past fall, in which he placed fifth atthe MAC championship, Rabieh severelysprained his ankle.Customers were very grave today whenthey discussed his prospects for comingback after being out of action for a month.Most were cautiously optimistic since theyknow the senior has a big appetite for hardwork. Knowing Rabieh as well as I do, Ithink they’re right. A lot of shoppers were more than cau¬tiously optimistic about burly Mark Cawi,the sophomore shot-putter. Seems that he’sgotten a lot stronger than he was last yearand is ready to throw over the 45-foot markhe flirted with all throughout his sensationalfreshman season. Some people were evensaying that if he can combine a smooth glideacross the shot-put circle with his strength,he might be throwing near 50 feet. I’ll tellyou, that would sure excite the sports fansdown at Mr. G’s. Cawi has given Hyde Parksomething to cheer about ip the throwingevents, something unheard of since CoachMike Karluk was throwing the javelin forhis alma mater back in the ’70’s.Coach Karluk was in the store aroundnoon, and he almost caused a mob scenewhen he walked through the door. Peopleflocked to him from all over, wanting toknow about the hot new prospects he’s ru¬mored to have recruited for the team. Thenotoriously gruff Karluk didn’t say much,knowing that the way to keep track fans ex¬cited is to keep them guessing. He just saidfor everybody to see for himself Wednesdaynight at the Field House when the freshmenand sophomores compete in the Junior Col¬lege Relays.I know a lot of Mr. G regulars will bethere, sharing in the track fever that gripsthe neighborhood every winter. I’ll be there,too. See you at the track.Women's bBy Sanjay KhareContributing WriterThe past week has not been a good one forthe U of C womens’ basketball program.Losses to Aurora and St. Norbert have theMaroons reeling and struggling to keeptheir record above .500 at 6-5. If the loss toSt. Norbert was excusable because of theirnational ranking; the loss to Aurora was de¬finitely inexcusable. Even though theMaroons only beat the Big Blue by one pointlast year and the game was being billed bythe players as a good contest, the Aurorateam certainly couldn’t have beat theMaroons of two weeks ago.Chicago’s early play against Aurora wascharacteristic of the whole game. TheMaroons shot very poorly in the first fewminutes, they selected their shots badly andnothing hanging on the rim seemed to fall ball drops two to Aurora, NorbertTheir problems were further compoundedby turnovers, two in the first two minutes,and the sharp shooting of Sue Collins fromthe outside. With 14:10 left in the first halfthe game seemed to be getting out of hand.The Aurora guards were penetrating veryeffectively, collapsing the Maroon defenseinto the lane and thus leaving short jump-shots wide open for the forwards. Aurorasoon slowed and both teams went into thehalf playing sluggishly.The second half opened much the sameway as the first closed. Aurora shot poorlyand turned the ball over, but the Maroonsfinally came to life with nine minutes left inthe game when center Maria Del Faveroblocked two shots in three minutes.The Maroons started to make theircharge and by the time there was 2:04 left inthe game they were down 55-57 with Char- Cobbin missed the front end and thenmissed again on the front end of a one andone with 0:34 left. Del Favero and Gatesalso missed free throws late in the gameputting it out of reach. Good free throwshooting could easily have given theMaroons a victory.The U of C didn’t fare much better againstSt. Norbert. Chicago opened the game well,with Natalie Gibbons making two longjumpshots to put the Maroons up by twoearly on. Things went straight downhill from there. The Maroons got into foul tro¬uble on several questionable calls and losttheir lead for good. The Knights took offleaving the Maroons down fifteen at thehalf.The second half was just more abuse forthe Maroons. The only high point of thegame for Chicago were the performances ofGretchen Gates and Maria Del Favero. DelFavero had 8 points, 14 rebounds, and 3blocked shots while Gates compiled 23points, and 16 rebounds in the disappointingloss.loin the Maroonin. lene Cobbin at the line to shoot one and one.Acco Stapler .. .r^.'!97.. sale $ 13"(with U of C imprint) (while supplies last)Clean Edge Computer Paper - 9'/2xl 1•Two Part (320 Forms) .. .reg.$ll"•One Part (540 Forms) . ... reg. $9"Notebook Paper - 8V2XIINarrow Ruled - 500 Sheets rer.... *3"(a s6°° value!)Two Pocket Folders .re.g... .45C(with U of C imprint)970 East 58th Street • Chicago, Illinois 60637 • (312) 962-8720 The university of ChicagoCenter for Clinical Medical EthicspresentsThe Winter QuarterMEDICAL ETHICS FILM SERIESThursday, January 23,12:10-1:00 pmCODE GREY:Ethical Dilemmas in NursingBack by popular demand, a compelling documentary aboutthe realities of nursing in a technologically complex world.Documents four actual situations where nurses confrontethical dilemmas in their work.Thursday, January 30,5:30-7:30 pmWHOSE LIFE IS THIS ANYWAY?A full-length movie starring Richard Dreyfuss about a youngparaplegic who decides he no longer wants to live. This filmgracefully unfolds emotional and legal complications for thePatient and Medical Staff behind the issue of informedConsent.Thursday, February 13,12:10-1:00 pmWHO SHOULD SURVIVE?A documentary film about the real life case of Baby Doe, amongoloid baby with an intestinal block who was left to diebecause its parents refused to sign for corrective surgery.The case history is re-created with the actual doctors andnurses playing their true life roles. Who should decide whoshould survive?Thursday, February 27,12:10-1:00 pmPLEASE LET ME DIEThe classic Documentary Film on the compelling forcesbehind informed Consent. Powerful, graphic footage andcommentary about a severely burned patient's and his doc¬tors' struggle with the decision between life and death.FREE To The PublicAll films will be shown in Rm. J137,The Brain Research Bldg., 5812 S. EllisThe Chicago Maroon—Tne<iri a ’ January ?! lQRft 1 ^WINTER MADNESSin the General Book Department! 0^420.ONE DAY ONLY!Wednesday, January 22. 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This a preview is because the meetitself was not an intercollegiate event butrather an open meet in which anyone is wel¬come to compete.However, the main reason for it being apreview is that the Chicago’s Women’steam is not yet at full strength in terms ofpersonnel. The Maroons lost sevenmembers from last year’s squad and, as ofyet, have not been able to fill those open po¬sitions with new runners. With these gaps,the Maroons have no sprinters or distancerunners. Of course, I haven’t said anythingabout the indoor field events (shot put, longjump, high jump), but no matter, Chicagohas no competitors for these events either.To put it bluntly, as of now Chicago is aACLU POSITIONSThe American Civil LibertiesUnion is now screening applicantsfor volunteer positions in itsChicago Office. Volunteers willassist legislative and public infor¬mation staff in abortion rights,church-state separation, gay andlesbian rights, AIDS discrimina¬tion, and other areas ofconstitutionally-protected rightsand liberties. Volunteers will be ex¬pected to contribute at least fivehours per week. Persons interestedshould send their resume to:Kathleen MillerAssociate DirectACLU of IllinoisSuite 816220 S. State StreetChicago, IL 60604 purely middle distance track team.Fortunately, however, the team is doingwell in that area, showing a marked im¬provement over the times recorded in an in¬tersquad meet of a week ago. On FridayShauna Smith ran a :41.5 in the 300m. LisaPetersen led Chicago with a 1:06 in the400m. Lisa Miotto and Nan Lewicky bothclocked in at 1:08.2 with Miotto setting apersonal record for that race. For the lon¬gest event of the evening in which Chicagocompeted, the 800m, Rachel Vinkey led theteam with a 2:32.2. She was followed byKerin Kenny who ran a 2:35.5 and KathyIrschick who came in at 2:38.4. The 4x400mrelay team of Vinkey, Petersen, Lewickyand Becky Redmond (Chicago recruited analumnus to run the anchor leg) clocked a4:33.6.According to Coach Wendy Sood, the Chi¬cago runners have been improving theirtimes consistently and are doing well con¬sidering the team’s lack of depth. She viewsFriday’s meet as a good warm-up exercisefICE, FIRE, & EARTHARCHAEOASTRONOMY OF PERUAn expedition organized by theNational Institute for Explorationto study archaeoastronomy, toview Halley's Comet and theSouthern Skies, and to explorethe Land of the Incas.Group A: March 15-22Group B: March 22-29cost $1790 from ChicagoFor more information about thisprogram as well as other upcom¬ing expeditions, please contact:National Institute for ExplorationPO. Box 3494Champaign, Illinois 61821or call collect, 217-352-3667- in preparation for the Chicagoland Champi¬onship meet to be held in DuPage the week¬end of Feb. 2. this should be an excitingmeet since it features competitors from Di¬vision I, II, and III schools. Both Coach Soodand Head Coach Mike Karluk urge those in-University of Chicago Maroon’s headwrestling coach, Leo Kocher, and hisgrapplers travelled to Naperville, Illinoisthis past weekend to compete in the NorthCentral Wrestling Tournament. TheMaroons placed fifth out of a field of six¬teen. Winning the tournament was Concor¬dia College of Illinois, followed by Wabash,Loras, and Muskegon. Ironically, theMaroons had defeated Concordia in a dualmeet held earlier this season.Earning first place finishes for theMaroons were Gene Shin at 190 lbs., and JoeBochenski at 126 lbs. Shin and Bochenskisimply mauled their opponents and lookedvery impressive in placing first. Shin hardlyworked up a sweat as he spent less than sixwhole minutes on the mat for the entire terested in running indoor or outdoor trackto contact them through the Athletic Officein Bartlett Gymnasium. Or, if you’re reallyin a hurry, you can generally find them atthe HCFH track from 4 to 6 daily. That’swhere they hang out.tournament. In the finals he collected a fallin the first period. Bochenski also dominat¬ed his opponents and won his final match de¬cisively by a score of 16-2. Kocher said of hiswinners, “they wrestled very very well andI am pleased with their performances.”Also placing for the Maroons were Lan-dall Cormier at 118 lbs. and Mickey Best at150 lbs. Cormier placed second and Bestplaced third. Kocher had much praise forCormier’s performance. He noted that Cor¬mier was not even seeded and that in hisfirst match, Cormier defeated the secondseed. In his semi-final match he came frombehind to win, and in the finals hfe lost ahard-fought grueling match 7-6. As for Best,he appears to be very close to actually win¬ning tournaments as this freshman has losta few close matches which have meant thedifference between a first and third placefinish.You're wrong Chansky!Dennis Chansky:There are several factual errors con¬tained in your article “The Third String”in your Friday, January 17, 1986 issue.First, Indiana University did not have aperfect season in 1980, let alone a nation¬al championship. The champion for the1979-80 season was Louisville. Indianawas NCAA champion in 1981 (the 1980-81season) with 9 losses, the most for anynational champion to that time (sincesurpassed by both North Carolina Stateand Villanova). Indiana won the nationalchampionship with a perfect 32-0 recordin 1976, and won the National InvitationTournament (NIT) in 1979 with 12losses.Wendall SullivanGraduate Student Perfect recall was never one of mystronger qualities, and at my advancedage, memory is probably the weakestsingle component of my mental constitu¬tion. But surely you can excuse me just afew factual errors every once in a while,especially since there are eternally vigi¬lant readers like Mr. Sullivan to set therecord straight. In the future I will try tokeep my factual mis-statements to aminimum.Dennis A. Chansky4th year StudentDepartment of History'Grapplers place 5th out of 16By Paul SongSports EditorGET IN SHAPE FOR THESUPER BOWL!Roller Skating with HillelatDancing Wheels Roller RinkSaturday, January 25, 7-10 p.m.Meet ot Hillel 5715 S. Woodlawn and go togetheron the Garfield Dus.After skating, relax until Midnightat theChocolate Soup Cafes350 incl. skate rentalSign up 6 pay in advance at HilleiGHEE KINGRESTAURANTBE OUR CUESTSZECHUAN-CANTONESE CUISINECOCKTAILSCordially invites you to dine with usduring our special VIP offerThis cord entities the bearer to a 15% discounton the meol for up to 4 times.15% r 15%OFF OFFL L D D Do you like to ISHOOT !DEVELOP IAND 4PRINT? 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Sorry no cats orsmokers. $255/mo heat included. 955-3644Male grad student seeks mature person toshare 2 bdrm apt. Avail, imm. 1st fl vintagewlkup Oak fl Sunny Spacious Mod bath kitch,appl. Back porch. Dorchester & 56th Rent &term negotiable 375/mo max. 667-3408 hm 650-4050 wk Matthew.For rent 1 bedroom apt. Furnished 955-7083Unfurnished 2 br apt. for rent 3 blk from U of Chospital rent $360/mo included heat call Ed¬ward at 241 -6854 after 4 pm.Large Rm Lake view private bath kitchenpriv. on U bus line wkg or graduate femalepreferred. 538-4815Available now until June: Space for a femalein a double in a house on campus. Come live atDU! Fully furnished, complete kitchen inhouse, washer & dryer, and only one minutefrom quads (57th and Woodlawn). Good rent.Call Lisa at 753-3444. Leave message.PEOPLE WANTEDGOVERNMENT JOBS $16,040-$59,230/yr. NowHiring. Call 805-687-6000 Ext. R-4534 for currentfederal list.Experienced babysitter to care for infant and4-year-old in my home approximately 30 hoursper week. References required. 955-1597Prof cple seek mature, reliable, exper, lovngnon-smkr to care for our toddler full time(prefer) our Hyde Pk home or yours. Call Lisa962-8824 days; 363-1153 eves and wknds.Experienced Babysitter or HousekeeperWanted Part-time. Two or three days a week.Days and hours flexible. Call 363 4720. Seeking black graduate or undergraduate stu¬dent interested in a study of race-relatedsocialization to interview children in a SouthShore area private schl. Interviewer musthave own transportation. Person will be train¬ed and paid per completed interview. ContactDeborah early morning or evenings til midnight. 761-9120.Seeking Black graduate student interested in astudy of race-related socialization strategies ofblack parents in two south side private schls.Interviewer will be trained and paid per com¬pleted interview. Contact Deborah early morn¬ing and evenings til midnight-#761-9120."Clever individual for paralegal position withgood, small, downtown law firm. Collegeeducation but no paralegal training or ex¬perience required. Good salary. Send applica¬tion and resume to Ms. Jean Beyer, 175 N.Franklin Street, Suite 400, Chicago, Illinois60606".DESK CLERK-SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR4:00P.M. -MIDNIGHTTWO (2) OR FOUR (4)DAYS APPLY ONLY IF YOU PLAN TO STAYYEAR 'ROUND THE QUADRANGLE CLUB1155 EAST 57th STREET.FACULTY RECORDING FOR THE BLINDneeds you, too! If you can spare two hours aweek, call us at 288-7077, Mon-Fri. 10-5.Training sessions beginning now at RecordingFor The Blind, all subjects. To volunteer, callour campus studio at 288-7077, Mon-Fri, 10-5.Experienced Babysitter or HousekeeperWanted Part-time. Two or three days a week.Days and hours flexible. Call 363-4720.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAITModel Camera & Video 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.PROFESSIONAL TYPING SERVICE Good,reliable service; large or small jobs.Reasonable, competitive rates phone 752-6972.Ten Free sessions with a psychotherapist-in¬training are being offered by the ChicagoCounseling and Psychotherapy Center at 5711S. Woodlawn. The sessions are not a substitutefor the actual psychotherapy, but participantsusually find them helpful. Call Lee at 684-1800for information.FOR SALELA 36 300 baud Decwriter II hard copy ter¬minal 300 baud modem, 112 box of paper,cable...$150. Call Greg 962-7552For the serious Macintosh developer SoftworksC: compiler version 2.0, MDS, libraries & ex¬amples on 6 disks; documentation incl.manuals, "Inside Mac", K&R, etc. $350-callJean 651-3100 (day) 684-5639 (eve).DANCE DANCE DANCEJan Erkert and dancers are offering classes inAdvanced Modern Technique, BeginningModern, Beginning Dance, IntermediateModern, Ballet, Jazz, Stretch and Alignment,and Aerobics at the International House. Call753-2274 for more information.JAPANESE PRINTSWoodblock prints, mid-1800s, by Kuniyoshi.From famous series "The Forty-SevenRonin." Good impressions, good condition. Tel288-0524 WANTEDRIDER TO LA (or anywhere along the S.route). Share driving & gas. Leaving Jan.30/31. Call Leslie at 363 4683$$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667 7394.EARN $245 WHILE YOUHAVE FUN WITH YOURFRIENDS!We are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one evening each weekfor 7 weeks in our recreational area from 7-11pm. After each session you will stay over¬night in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245. So RECRUIT YOUR FRIENDS! Onlynon-experimental drug involved. Subjectsmust be in good health and between 21 and 35CALL 962-3560Mon-Fri 3:30 -6 pm to volunteeror for information. This study is conducted atthe U of C Medical Center. Ask for Joe.ARE YOU ADISCRIMINATINGPERSONIf so, you can earn approximately $200 for par¬ticipating in a research study to determinewhether you can discriminate between the ef¬fects of one drug and another No injections orexperimental drugs involved. Minimum timeis required. Volunteers must be between 21 &35 yrs. old and in good health. For more in¬formation call Karen at 962-3560 weekdays bet¬ween 8:30 & 11:30 p.m. Refer to study N.MAC LASER PRINTINGLet us print your Macintosh document on ourLaserWriter. Give us a disk with your docu¬ment on it an receive back the disk and print¬out. 50c per page. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. 947-0585 evenings and weekends.WORD PROCESSINGText processing for papers and articles. Finalcopy done on LaserWriter. Specialized fontsavailable soon. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. Phone947-0585 evenings and weekends.' WALK TO CAMPUS56th & Kimbark vintage building. 2 BR w/liv-ing rm, dining rm, appliances, ht. $785/mo.call Urban Search at 337-2400.ROBERTO WILSON LIVEplaying Haitian music at Chocolate Soup Cafethis Saturday night, 10 PM to midnight. AtHillel House 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.EDWARDO'S FOR LUNCH10 min service in dining rm from quick-lunchmenu or it's free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's 1321 E.57th PH 241-7960.SEEKING TREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center in return for par¬ticipating in a 3 week study to evaluate drugpreference. Involves only commonly-prescribed drugs. Participants must be bet¬ween 21 & 55 years old and in good health. Forfurther information call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 & 11:30 a.m. Refer to study A.AVSERVICESPassport photos, printing, developing, andmuch more. Located in the basement of Bill¬ings Hospital, room S-30. For further informa¬tion, call 962-6263ARTISTS! WRITERS!Get ready for the KUVIASUNGNERK '86 ARTand LITERATURE CONTEST. Winter themeArt - any medium. Literature - poetry essayshort story Entries due Th. Jan. 30 in HM264WHY RENT? YOU CAN OWN2Br. 2Ba. for as little as $500 a mo. or a 1 Br. for$400-Live in a top security bldg, with full amen,health club and parking Barbara Campbell-955-3885/527-0321SUPER BOWL SUNDAYWITNESS HISTORY! THE IMPORTANCE OFSEEING EARNESTThe other group proudly presents"The Importance of being Earnest, "Directed by Pam Holland.Wed-Sat, January 22-25, at 8:00 pm.Third floor Reynolds Club Theateralso, a Saturday afternoon matinee!$4 students, $5 others.Tickets on sale in Reynolds ClubLIVE HAITIAN MUSICRoberto Wilson will be appearing Saturdaynight at Chocolate Soup Cafe from 10 PM tomidnight. At Hillel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn.AEROBICSAT l-HOUSEAerobics classes taught by Jan Erkert andDancers are being offered at 1-House at 7:30am 5 pm and 6 pm, Mon. Wed, and Fri. Call theProgram Office at 753-2274 for more info.ORIENTAL CARPETSAll sizes and colors. All unique. Tel 288-0524BLACKFRIARSProposals for spring show due Wed Jan 22.Contact Dan Biemer 753-2240 #1808 ormailroom.CONCERNEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight) toparticipate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood. Earn $150 for your par¬ticipation in this 4 week study. No experimen¬tal drugs and minimal time involved.Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 yrs old andin good health. For further information callKaren at 962-3560 between 8:30 & 11:30 a.m.Refer to study W.CHOCOLATE SOUPand hot apple cider, homemade, 25c everySaturday night at Chocolate Soup Cafe. Livemusic, candlelight and fireplace too! At HillelHouse, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.COMING OUT GROUPGay? Lesbian? Unsure? Opportunity todiscuss your concerns and feelings in a warmand open atmosphere. Tuesdays 8 pm. 5615 S.Woodlawn.SCENESSTUDENTS AGAINST MULTIPLESCLEROSIS 4 PM lecture with Dr. AntelThursday, Jan 23, North Lounge ReynoldsClub.THE WOMEN'S UNION IS PROUD TO AN¬NOUNCE AN EVENING OF SONG WITHRACHEL BOROUCHOFF: 9pm Thursday,January 23, Ida Noyes Hall.NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door throughout Hyde Park-for only $2.10 per week! Call 643-9624 today!KUNDALINI YOGAEnergize mind, body, spirit! Tune in. Relax.Rejoice. Tues. & Thurs. 5-6:30 PM. Ida Noyes.GALA GOINGS ONGALA discussion topic this week: "Siblings" 9pm 1/21 5615 S. Woodlawn Social hour at 10.WINTEROLYMPICSBROOMBALL X-COUNTRY SKIING, andSNOWMAN Building contest. All part ofKUVIASUNGNERK. You must register EARLY. See College Mailroom for more info.REGISTER TO VOTE!Register for upcoming primaries and generalelection. SG-sponsored voter registrationdrive, January 22-23, Reynolds Club, 10AM2PM. 2 ID'S (one picture) requiredBROOMBALLALL COLLEGE STUDENTS are invited toregister teams for KUVIASUNGNERK'SBROOMBALL & other events. PRIZES, FUNsee mailroom for infoSUBLETTER WANTEDGREAT LOCATION $260/mo. (inc. utilities)54th & Harper. Large studio. Furnished. CallKathy at 667 2858(night) Available immediately until end Spring Quarter.DISTRIBUTORS WANTEDANNOUNCING!A new weekly concert series beginning January 24AUGUSTANA CONCERT SERIESevery Friday afternoon 4:00 p.m.Augustana Lutheran Church55th and WoodlawnJanuary 24John Edward Hudak, trumpetKathryn Duffy and Russell Stinson, accompanistsPerforming works by: Clarke, Purcell, Hummel and PersichettiReception served afterwordSponsored byLutheran Compus Ministry Come cheer the Bears on to victory! You can Develope a rewarding business selling the uniwatch the game on a six foot screen in the lob que renaissance 100% natural herbal healthby of Ida Noyes. The building opens at noon. Be and beauty products. Full or Part-Time. Newsure to get there early for a good multi-level opportunity 25-50% profit margin,seat...Brought to you by Student Activities. Glover Enterprises (312) 374-2356The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 21, 1986—19iABORTION MEANSNO JUDGENO JURYNO TRIALNO APPEALAmazing isn’t it? Even a criminalcaught in the most horrible of crimeshas the right to a defense lawyer, ajudge, a jury and due process of law.In America that’s basic and right.But it is not the right of all people inthe United States. Every day thou¬sands of unborn children are killed.Killed, not because they have beenconvicted of any crime but becausethe United States Supreme Court hasU3Qw| There are alternativese to abortion.I There have to be.ICHICAGO AREA PREGNANCY ASSISTANCECounseling Prenatal Care Comprehensive Referrals and InformationCare(Housing, etc.)Aid for Women Birthright Gehring Hall Crisis Pregnancy Hotline621-1100 233-0305 975-3364 947-9729,955-9483Sponsored by concerned U of C students and faculty and area residents.removed all legal protection fromthe unborn child throughout the nines months of pregnancy. ANDNO STATOFEXECUTION