INSIDE:Law School: Donuts for donating Winter sportsa strange trippage 4 page 6 schedulepage 9The Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 26 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Tuesday, January 14, 1986University outlinespolicy on AIDSHARC active with future assuredBy Molly McClainNews EditorA University committee’s pre¬liminary report recommendsthat victims of acquired immunedeficiency syndrome (AIDS) notbe excluded from participation inUniversity-sponsored academic,social or cultural activities. How¬ever, the report suggests that de¬cisions involving such participa¬tion be made on a case-by-casebasis.The committee, headed bySusan Sher, associate generalcounsel for the University, is is¬suing a pamphlet describingsymptoms, diagnosis, and ill¬nesses related to AIDS.The pamphlet is intended to get“rid of some myths, rumors andgroundless fears” about AIDS aswell as to provide information onlegitimate “concerns that peoplehave,” said Charles O’Connell,vice president, dean of studentsand member of the committee.Added O’Connell, “We don’t wantpeople to panic.”The preliminary report stated“that as a general matter, thereis no reason to exclude personswith AIDS or AIDS-related com¬plex (ARC) or AIDS virus(HTLV-III) carriers from partic¬ipation” in University-sponsoredactivities or “from classrooms,study areas, libraries, theaters,offices or the workplace.”By Larry PeskinStaff WriterThe number of late grades inthe College (grades turned in toolate to be recorded on grade re¬ports) decreased substantiallylast quarter. Only seven percentof all grades were turned in latefor autumn quarter. In some pre¬vious quarters more than twentypercent of all grades were late(see Maroon 12/3/85).Donald Levine, Dean of the Col¬lege, attributes this improvementto the get-tough policy of his of¬fice as well as to a recent Maroonarticle (12-3-85). He notes that“every year there has been im¬provement,” but this quarter sawby far the greatest improvementin recent years. Grades wereturned in late for only 37 classescompared to 67 in the spring of1985 and 95 the previous winter.Levine added that he was verypleased to have received lettersfrom many late faculty justifyingthe tardiness of their grades. Le¬vine stated that “the main thingis to see that late faculty getgrades in as soon as they’re done(grading papers), and that’s justabout universal now.” He nowconsiders the late grade problemover and is “looking for anotherproblem.”The problem of late grades inthe College, however, has notbeen completely eradicated aslate grades for 37 classes still pro¬duce a large number of blankspaces on grade reports. At leastone College student reports re¬ceiving no grades whatsoever for cated that there need be no con¬cern over the transmittance ofAIDS under “ordinary social cir¬cumstances,” said O’Connell.However, the preliminary re¬port recommends that decisionsinvolving “participation of suchpersons in campus programssuch as student housing or athlet¬ics and continued participation inthe academic program should bemade on a case-by-case basisand, like all decisions concerningAIDS, should reflect the most re¬cent and most reliable informa¬tion about the acquisition, trans¬mission and prevention of AIDS.The committee believes thatthe University should attempt tobalance the interests of allmembers of its community, in¬cluding the legitimate health con¬cerns of University staff and stu¬dents and the right to privacy ofAIDS patients. Thus, the commit¬tee concludes that the Universityshould protect the privacy ofAIDS patients to the greatest ex¬tent possible without interferingwith the legitimate interest of itscommunity members in personalsafety.” (Chronicle 1-9-86).Carol Southard at UniversityHealth Service (962-1915) is avail¬able to answer specific healthquestions while Susan Sher isavailable to answer concernsabout policies related to AIDS(962-7751).his four classes.While Levine argues that theseare mostly good late grades —grades which are late because aprofessor takes extra time tograde papers or exams carefully— he still plans to work with theRegistrar to attempt to find someway to extend grade deadlines forthese professors.Washington DC (CPS) — Con¬gress’s new budget balancingbill, passed in December, couldmean student aid soon could becut by as much as 60%, some col¬lege lobbyists befe warn.The first round of cuts is dueMarch 1. Various sources esti¬mate the first round could meandecreases of anywhere from twoto 40-60% in all student aid pro¬grams.The new law, usually called theGramm-Rudman law after Sena¬tors Philip Gramm (R-Tex) andWarren Rudman (R-NH), whocosponsored it, forces the federalgovernment to balance its budgetby 1991.But in doing so, Congress is notallowed to cut spending for SocialSecurity, some welfare pro¬grams, many defense programs,or to pay off the federal debt.So, unless the government triesto help balance the budget byraising taxes, education pro¬grams will be tempting fiscal tar¬gets, lobbyists say. By Hilary TillSenior News EditorWith its continued existence fi¬nally assured, the Housing Activ¬ities Resource Council (HARC)has been devoting itself to im¬proving social interaction withinthe University House system.According to Ginger Ostro,president of HARC, the inter¬dorm funding group subsidizednumerous events last quarter be¬tween dorms, including a socialmixer party, a sherry hour, a buf¬fet dinner downtown, and a socialhour.This weekend HARC is subsi¬dizing a cross-country ski trip inMichigan for ninety studentsfrom Breckinridge Hall, LowerFlint in Woodward Court, andTuft, Thompson, Henderson, andShorey houses in Pierce Tower.Students who organize activi-Just how deep the first round ofcuts will be is open to debate.By calculating currentGramm-Rudman targets and theescalating deficit, Susan Frost ofthe Committee for EducationFunding figures the U S. Depart¬ment of Education will have toshave all its program funding by4.6% in March, and another 30%in October.Educators are reluctant tospecify just how many studentswould be forced out of school bythe cuts, or to estimate how muchschools would have to raise tu¬ition to compensate for them.They do, however, think thecuts will hurt badly.“Consequences of Gramm-Rudman’s possible 40-60% cuts inhigher education (by next fall)will be absolutely disastrous tomillions of current and future stu¬dents, observes Kathy Ozer, le¬gislative director of the U.S. Stu¬dent Association (USSA).The same pressure to reducespending could also force Con- ties involving houses in morethan one dorm can apply for up tofull funding from the Council.This year HARC received $7500from the Student Housing Officebudget and will continue to re¬ceive funding from the Universi¬ty “assuming that they continueto perform as they have in thepast,” stated Edward Turking-ton, the associate dean of stu¬dents in the University. (Maroon,8-2-85).Last year HARC had a $2500budget and ran out of money dur¬ing winter quarter. With thisyear’s larger budget, HARC isspreading out its allocations overthe year. Ostro said that lastquarter HARC allocated “just ahair under $2500.”Besides funding housingevents, HARC members havegress to reduce college programfunding in the upcoming HigherEducation Act of 1985. which setsspending levels through 1990,adds Pat Smith, legislative ana-lysist for the American Councilon Education (ACE).Under the new law, Ozer esti¬mates Congress will have to trimabout $11.7 billion from the fiscal1986 budget by March.If it doesn’t, President Reaganwould “sequester” funds, decid¬ing by himself which programsnot to fund in order to savemoney.Based on what he’s done be¬fore, the President would seem li¬kely to cut education programs todo it.In each year since 1980, Presi¬dent Reagan has proposed cut¬ting federal student aid programsby as much as 50%. Congress his¬torically has rejected those cuts,choosing instead to freeze thoseprograms at or near their 1981-82levels for the last three years.The federal government will been working on revising andclarifying their constitution.Also, HARC has produced an in¬formation brochure, which isavailable in the Housing Office.This guide tells one how to goabout securing funds fromHARC. Copies of the brochurewere also sent to Resident Headsand house presidents/socialchairmen.For those interested in obtain¬ing HARC funds, the Councilmeets every Monday at 7 pm inCobb 430. Proposals for HARCfunds must be submitted to theHousing Office by noon of theMonday’s meeting to be dis¬cussed at that time. In addition,the petitioning group should havea representative attend the meet¬ing.spend about $8 billion on studentaid programs this year — aboutthe same as in fiscal 1985 before asupplemental appropriation billfunding Guaranteed StudentLoans passed.After March, the Gramm-Rud¬man law then mandates govern¬ment to find ways to keep reduc¬ing the federal deficit by 36 billiona year through the rest of this de¬cade.One way to reduce the deficit,of course, is to raise taxes.“More and more people aretalking about a tax increase. Itwill be the only way,” reportsTom Gleason, a spokesman forSenator Gary Hart (D-CO).“I don’t think there is a procli¬vity toward cuts,” agrees BobSneed, an aide to Senator ErnestHollings (D-SC). “Most peoplethink drastic reductions” withoutaccompanying tax hikes “will bedead on arrival” in CongressGleason thinks some conserva-contmued on page threeFewer late grades fromcollege profs this fallStudents fear new bill may slash aid by 60%Ifo<f>Dso>DC♦a3<QD nosionusio ciusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, January 16 - Noontime Concert Scries12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallAnn Feldman, soprano: Celeste Rue, piano.Program of American music -Aaron Copland. RuthCrawford Seeger, Ned Rorem, George Gershwin.Admission is free.Friday, January 17 - The Contemporary ChamberPlayers of The University of Chicago8:00 p.m., Mandel HallWorld Premiere of John Eatons's Ars Poetica with NeldaNelson, mezzo-premiere, and Cliff Colnot, conductor;Charles Wuorinen’s Bearbeitungen uber das GolgauerLiederbuch; and works by Berio, Davidovsky. Ferneyhough.and Maderna.Suggested donation: 55. Information: 962-8068January 1986 CONCERTO COMPETITIONWinners will perform with the University Symphony Orchestra and UniversityChamber Orchestra in the Spring Quarter of 1986. Information on eligibility andaudition requirements available in the Music Department Main Office, 962-8484.UPCOMING CONCERTS THIS QUARTERFriday, February 14 -Sunday, February 16 -Friday, February 28 -Thursday, March 13• Sunday, March 16 Boston Museum Trio with Frans Brueggen, recorderCharles Rosen, pianoShmuel Ashkenasi, violin and Peter Serkin. pianoGilbert & Sullivan Opera Co.: Pirates of PenzanceInformation at Goodspeed Hall Room 310: 962-8068Thursday, January 23 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallA program of Woodwind Chamber Music by Vivaldi andPoulenc. Holly Harootunian. flute: Joe Claude, oboe: Rebec¬ca Jemian, basson: and Mary Flynne Walker, piano.Admission is free.Thursday, January 30 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMEMBERS OF THE CONDUCTING CLASS - MozartSerenade in C minor.Admission is free.IS roosionosionosir.i SHABBATONPROFESSOR SHAYE J.D. COHEN,The Jewish Theological Seminary Of AmericaWILL GIVE A SERIES OF LECTURESAT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPRESENTED BY HILLELonFriday, January 17,1986“WOMEN AND THE SACRED, MENSTRUALPOLLUTION IN JUDAISM AND CHRISTIANITY”1:30 P.M. SWIFT HALLCo sponsored by Hillel and the Divinity School“INTERMARRIAGE AND CONVERSION TOJUDAISM IN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE”8:30 P.M. HILLEL HOUSE, 5715 WOODLAWNCo sponsored by Hillel and OmetzSaturday, January 16,1986PROFESSOR COHEN WILL GIVE A D’VAR TORAHAND WILL TEACH A TEXT AT SEUDAH SHLISHIT.Sunday, January 17,1986“THE HISTORIAN AND THE BELIEVER”11:00 A.M. ROCKEFELLER CHAPELOMETZ: The center for conservative Judaism on campus. Ometz is a pro¬ject of the Jewish Theological Seminary, the Federation of Jewish Men’sClubs, United Synagogue of America, and the University of Judaism.Co sponsored by Hillel and Rockefeller Chapela presentation of the Major Activities Boardcampus mini-buseswill run until 2:00 a.m.SAT.JAN.JAN 18/859-2°*'BARTLETT GYM$2w/ UCID 18.W SHELLEYy VISIONfrom cabaret metron/s FROM Whiz Kid &^ nyc whiz thang2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14, 1986Special Report: ^ ■■ • ■ ...— New College curriculum outlineThese are the new College curriculumchanges, as reported in our last issue(1/10/86):OUTLINE OF REQUIREMENTSThe curriculum followed by all studentswho matriculate in the College as of Au¬tumn, 1986 will have the following compo¬nents:A. General Education: Th6 CommonCoreB. ElectivesC. Concentration ProgramsA.THE COMMON COREHumanities (4 quarters)1. The interpretation of historical, liter¬ary, and philosophical texts (3-quarter se¬quence)2. Musical and visual arts (1 quarter)Language (3 or 4 quarters)*Students will be expected to acquire fa¬miliarity with a foreign language taught atthe University of Chicago at a level of com¬petence equivalent to four quarters of workin French, German, Italian, Latin, or Span¬ish, and three quarters of work in other lan¬guages. When four courses are required,one of these may be counted toward theelective requirement.Students whose primary language is notEnglish will be expected to demonstrate, inaddition to literacy in their primary lan¬guage, a high level of competence in writtenand spoken English. Mathematical Sciences(2 quarters above floor)*All students will demonstrate competencein mathematical and quantitative reasoningequivalent to two quarters of work beyondthe level of pre-calculus mathematics(Mathematics 100- 101- 102). Mathematics100- 101-102 may not be counted as elec¬tives.Natural Sciences (6 quarters: two 3-quartersequences in Biological and PhysicalSciences, or a six-quarter integrated se¬quence)*Social Sciences (3-quarter sequence)Civilizations (3-quarter sequence)Physical Education (3 quarters)*(•These Core requirements can be met byplacement or accreditation examination.)B.ELECTIVESA minimum of eight elective courses willbe required. These courses may be taken inany subject matter or discipline, includingthose falling within the student’s concentra¬tion program, but the choice of electivesmay not be constrained by the requirementsof collegiate divisions or concentration pro¬grams except as provided by Section Cbelow. C.CONCENTRATIONPROGRAMThe maximum number of courses re¬quired by concentration programs will bethirteen, with the following exception: Aconcentration program may consist of morethan thirteen courses if it entails work intwo or more disciplines or subject matters.Programs must apply to the College Curric¬ulum Committee for approval of require¬ments in addition to the normal thirteencourses. Students may be asked to fulfill ad¬ditional requirements in one of two ways:by taking these courses within the electivecomponent of their degree programs:and/or by taking these courses in additionto those required elsewhere in their degreeprograms.SUPPLEMENTARYPROPOSALSA. In 1989, the Curriculum Committee ofthe College will undertake a thorough re¬view of this curriculum.B. For each component of the General Ed¬ucation program, the Dean of the Collegeand the Masters will appoint a standingcommittee to formulate guidelines for cur¬riculum, oversee the development and ren¬ovation of courses suitable for fulfillingGeneral Education requirements withinthat component, specify mechanisms forplacement and accreditation, and assist with problems of staffing. The committeeswill include members of the appropriate di¬visional governing committees, other facul-.ty from the appropriate collegiate divisionsor departments, and also representatives ofthe College faculty as a whole. The Masterswill serve as ex officio members of the com¬mittees falling within their divisions. Therecommendations of these committees willbe reviewed by the College CurriculumCommittee in consultation with the Com¬mittee of the College Council.C. In order to receive a baccalaureate de¬gree, each student must satisfy the require¬ments of forty-five courses (including phys¬ical education) by registration, placement,or accreditation. Students whose programsof study include remedial work (e.g. math100-101-102) which requires them to registerfor more than forty-five courses, extendingover more than twelve quarters of full-timeregistration, will normally receive, by peti¬tion to the Dean of Students in the College,remission of tuition for quarter of work.D. The Dean will appoint a Director of Se¬nior Projects who will coordinate the effortsof Masters and concentration programs tocreate opportunities for students to engagein an activity or undertake a project form¬ing an appropriate culmination to theirfour-year course of study.E. Students who matriculate prior to Au¬tumn, 1986 may elect to be governed by therequirements of this new curriculum ratherthan requirements presently in effect.Grad students, others subject to new taxesWASHINGTON, DC (CPS) - Studentsare returning to campus this month to findthemselves in a new role: as taxpayers.Thanks to congressional inaction in De¬cember, for example, grad students who gettuition or fees paid in return for teaching orresearch work are going to have taxes with¬held for the first time, and will have lesstake-home pay starting this month.All students who get scholarship, grant,stipend or fellowship money that they don’tuse for tuition soon will be subject to highertaxes if the Senate approves the new tax re¬form bill the House passed in December.But educators, who are scrambling toundo the tax damage done to students overthe holidays, hope the damage will be tem¬porary. For the time being, however, the InternalRevenue Service will consider grad stu¬dents’ tuition and fee remissions as taxableincome.Some colleges will begin withholdingtaxes from fee remissions this week.The reason is that Congress could notagree to extend the tax exemption on remis¬sions before it recessed in December.“You’re going to be taxed on money youdon’t even receive.” United States StudentAssociation (USSA) lobbyist Kathy Ozer la¬ments.Tom Butts, a University of Michigan lob¬byist, estimates the average student willhave $100 per month less take-home payunder current tax rates because of the newremissions policies. Withholding, moreover, is “going to be aterribly expensive thing to administer.”maintains Indiana University administra¬tor Sheila Cooper.Studentscontinued from page onetive senators will endorse tax hikes if theyhelp spare the defense budget from cuts,though he doesn’t expect them to publicallysupport the hikes until after next fall’s elec¬tions.Ozer worries fall may be too late for manystudent aid programs.“Clearly cuts will be triggered before pos- No one was willing to guess how many stu¬dents nationwide will now find their take-home pay reduced, but Butts thinks some1.300 grad assistants will be affected at Mi¬chigan.sible tax legislation,” she says.ACE’s Smith, moreover, doesn’t thinkstates readily will replace federal studentaid cuts with funds of their own.“We haven’t heard of any quantum leapsin state aid,” Smith says. “It tends to go upwith inflation, and that’s it.”The University of Chicagoookstorec>70 Hast 5Sth Street Chicago. Illinois hOh.v (S12) C)h2-K7_NTHANKS TO YOUR RESPONSES ON OUR QUESTIONNAIRES, WE NOW HAVE:IMAGEWRITER RIBBONS IN COLORSEPSON MX80 RIBBONS IN COLORS3V2” CLEANING KITS3l/2” ASSORTED FILE BOXES3V2” MAILERSLOWER EVERYDAY PRICES$29.00 CLEAN & OIL ON SCM PORTABLESJANUARY SALE$ 1 79 *SONY 3V2” SS DISKS 1 ea.$1 79 *SONY 5V4” DS DISKS 1 ea.No Limit, No MinimumWe also carry SONY DS 3l/in DISKSMAXELL SS 3Vfe” DISKSDYSAN SS 3V2” DISKSIBM 5V4”DS DISKS* YOU MADE THESE PRICES THIS LOW BY YOUR SUPPORT.RENTALS BY THE WEEK OR MONTHFREE ESTIMATE ON REPAIRS6 Technicians - Total 50 years experience with the UniversityUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREOFFICE MACHINE DEPARTMENT970 E. 58th St., 2nd Floor962-3400SERVICE CENTER5020 So. CornellThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14, 1986—3The ChiStudent New: Maroonrsity of ChicagoThe real "Paper Chase"By Ken ArmstrongAssociate EditorSid was stationary. His reflection wasn’t.He shut his eyes. Inhaled deeply. Steady, hestared again into the mirror. Movement.Still.Then he saw it.Sid’s shirt was breathing obscenely,booming on and off his chest. “Hulk beangry,” he growled, unbuttoning the flap¬ping flanel before it ripped off on its own.His eyelids yawned in amazement at hisbeating chest; it looked like he’d swalloweda chronometric battering ram.“Fuck you,” he snarled into the mirror,the “f” long and heavy. In disgust Sid spatinto the sink, then slapped off the bathroomlight.The living room clock’s red digits read1:12 a.m. Seven hours, 40 minutes until THEtest. Sid picked up his notes. His eyes wereaimed at the paper, but he saw nothing.After 30 seconds he tossed them back ontothe table.Sid’s nerves had eaten his composure. Hewas scared, and he despised himself for it.He swallowed some coffee (which hehated), then dragged off the Camel non¬filter (he didn’t smoke). Unable to concen¬trate on studying, he stared blankly at hispropped-up feet.Irrationality had won the night. Sid hadfallen into the academic trap and hecouldn’t crawl out. He now measured hisown worth numerically, specifically by thenumber he would earn come 9 am. That self-imposed Orwellian nightmare was tolerablebefore - “A’s” came easy as an undergrad.But now...The law school profs laughed at this kindof rampant lunacy. And rightfully so. ButSid couldn’t shake the thought that theywere the very pinheads who excelled at thiskind of shit, the pinheads who never fellfrom “Straight-A” grace. It was a Phi Lexfraternity. The profs were once-abusedpledges who were now full-fledged brothers(with one li’l sis). In the finest tradition ofsystematic self-perpetuation, it was nowtime to get even. Besides, the system hadproduced them at its pinnacle so naturallyits effectiveness was beyond question.Sid had made a serious miscalculation.By failing to do much studying earlier, hehad converted Hell Week into Hell Night. Hejust wasn’t prepared.Again he tried to absorb the notes. Againhe failed. He needed a beer. Feeling the firstsign of fatigue nudge through the layers oftension, he chased two Vivarins with an OldMilwaukee. Up, down. Up, down. His bodywas now as schizophrenic as his mind. Hewished he had some cocaine to help pushhim through the night.Sid laughed cynically at the thought thatpeople feared the unknown. He feared the known, the cold hard number. That was whyhe hadn’t studied. By not giving a full effort,Sid had left room for speculation, for theself-comforting belief that should his worthbe undervalued that morning, it was onlybecause he hadn’t tried, not because hedidn’t have “it.” Lack of effort was easier todeal with than lack of ability. More room foradjustment.Adjustment. Expectation adjustment.The morning would bring a massacre of ap¬proximately 160 chief justices, leavingmaybe ten survivors. It was the first cut.Different notices around the law school in¬sisted that it was in bad taste to discussgrades with others. So of course peopledidn’t. Now, Sid thought, if only the schoolcould issue an order prohibiting introspec¬tion.They had all gotten there through grades.And now Sid couldn’t turn it off, it was tooingrained. He needed an exorcist. Lawschool notices didn’t do it. (The hypocrisywas too evident.) The first-year curve(above 75 percent “B’s”) didn’t do it. (Whowanted a God-damn “B”?) Assurances that“Don’t worry, you’ll get a job,” didn’t do it.(Who was here for just a God-damn job?)Then it came to Sid. He had to preservehis sanity, to get out. This would be the lasttest he would ever take.The persistence of the thought kneadedhis tense muscles. He felt relaxed, stoned.He kept puffing on the transcendental jointuntil he put his mind to sleep. Then he stud¬ied.As the morning wore on, the increasingunderstanding of the subject material builtup tolerance toward the power of the dimin¬ishing drug. At 7:45, Sid hid the roach andheaded for the law school.The lounge was like a bad drive-in movie:Dawn of the Dead Goes to Law School. Theashen faces, bouncing off of each other, pro¬vided conclusive evidence that there is nocorrelation between intelligence andcourage. Sid laughed at the spectacle, butnot too hard for fear that his own frosty facemight fracture.Sid bought a Coke and downed two moreVivarins. He knew he’d probably flirow upthe caffeine overload later, but tnat was oflittle consequence now.Feigning bravery, he marched confident¬ly into the test room. Then he tripped on thestairs, mixing red with white to get a faceradiating hot pink. The charade over, hesheepishly sat down.While the tests were being passed out, Sidtook out the roach and looked for a make¬shift clip. Unable to find one, he insteadrolled it around in his mouth, then washed itdown with the Coke.Down, up.He picked up his pen.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-In-ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorElizabeth BrooksNews EditorMolly McClainNews EditorKaren E. AndersonDevelopment Editor Paul SongSports EditorTerry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar Editor Geoff SherryCollege News EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorPaul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Ken Armstrong, Mike Ilagin, Larry Kavanagh, Ciaran OBroin,Frank Singer.Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Lupe Becerril, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard,Julie Burros, Mary Beth Brady, Mike Carroll, Dennis Chansky, Tom Cox, Mona El-Naggar, Mike Fell, Andy Forsaith, Beth Green, Mike Green, Michael Gorman, IngridGould, Kelly Hayford, Jon Herskovitz, Craig Joseph, Ann Keen, Mike Kelly, A1Knapp, Greg Kotis, Lauren Kriz, Lara Langner, Marcia Lehmberg, Erik Lieber, MegLiebezeit, Charles Lily, Jean Lyons, David McNulty, Jennifer Mechem, Frank Mi¬chaels, Sam D. Miller, Melissa Moore, Lauren Murphy, Karin Nelson, Matt Nicker¬son, Larry Peskin, Clark Peters, Phil Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott, MattSchaefer, Rick Senger, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner, Christina Voulgare-lis, Christine Wright.Contributors: Sanjay Khare. Cochrane alive in man's memoryTo the Editor:At a holiday party recently, a chance en¬counter with a University of Chicago under¬graduate brought me the news that Profes¬sor Eric Cochrane had died suddenly of astroke in Florence, Italy. Twenty years agoI was a student in Professor Cochrane’s Me¬dieval and Renaissance history courses atthe College. I thought him then quite simplythe finest teacher I had ever had, and noth¬ing in the intervening years has caused meto change that opinion.He was already a legend when I arrived atthe College; one of those professors wherethe word was out to take any course hetaught without regard to content. His pas¬sion was infectious, his explanations of com¬plex and subtle points so clear and lucid thatthey linger even now. Although I have cer¬tainly had no occasion to use the knowledgefor practical purposes since, I still re¬member the distinctions between the writ¬ings of Nicholas of Cusa and Meister Eck-hardt (the former a non-mystic prelatewriting about the mystical experiencewhich he could not truly comprehend andthe latter a genuine religious mystic). The. understanding which Professor Cochranegave me of the transition from medieval tomodern modes of thought still informs on topics as diverse as the recent CatholicSynod or the international growth of reli¬gious fundamentalism. As an attorney,Occam’s Razor is a tool of my trade, taughtto me by Professor Cochrane.Ultimately, however, ProfessorCochrane’s impact was more profound thanthe communication of substantive material.He was the kind of teacher who compelledexcellence by example, a compulsion thatsurvives long beyond the classroom experi¬ence. I have taught often in the past twentyyears, and when students have compliment¬ed me, the technique was usually onelearned in Professor Cochrane’s courses. Ilearned more about writing and editing inhis two courses than in anything done beforeor since, and I make my living as a writerand editor. Sitting at my typewriter, I canstill hear his voice in my head, frustratedand emphatic, willing me to understand,saying “For God’s sake, Mr. Davidow, whatis it you are trying to tell me?” And, in re¬sponse to my muddled reply, “Well then sayit.”What I want to tell you, ProfessorCochrane, is thank you very much.Sincerely,Harry M. Davidow(College, 1967)Wassail lacks participation for allTo the Editor:So guess what DIDN’T happen during thetenth week of Autumn quarter? The samething that didn’t happen during the tenthweek of the Autumn quarter before that.What didn’t happen is the annual Wassailparty. Wassail parties are wonderful andamazing events in which large numbers ofpeople come together to drink Wassail andsing Christmas carols. They are wonderfulbecause they make the participants feelwarm inside and at peace with themselvesand the people around them. They areamazing because they happen at the U ofC.How strange it was for hundreds of peopleat this cold, neurotic place to forget abouttheir troubles for once and simply spend anafternoon feeling joyful! Yet such things didhappen here once.Why don’t they anymore? Why has theStudent Activities Office taken this, its ONEgenuinely appreciated and beneficial eventof the year, and ruined it? In place of thethree hours of caroling they so look forwardto Wassailers are now “regaled” by innu¬merable choruses, choirs, brass quintets, tets, improv groups, etc. We spend ALLYEAR listening to lectures, studying,watching movies, attending concerts, wan¬dering through “parties” in drunken hazes.What need can there POSSIBLY be for yetANOTHER PASSIVE event? How can lis¬tening to a chorus in respectful silence bringpeople together? WHAT can Irene Conleybe thinking?Last year, I, like many others, wasfurious that the real Wassail party had beenwaylaid by hyperactively well-intentionedplanners in the SAO. After a few weeksthough the anger passed and all that re¬mained was disappointment. Like the rest, Idecided that it had just been a stupid mis¬take, and that complaining wouldn’t changewhat had happened. I assumed that the evi¬dent disappointment of those who attendedthe failed Wassail party would convince theSAO to restore the event. Apparently, how¬ever, Conley thinks she can make us like thenew “improved” Wassail through sheerrepetition. Well you can’t, Ms. Conley, socut it out. Bring back the real Wassail! Letus have a good time for God’s sake.Bob ThompsonMaroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must be submitted to the Maroon office, room 303 in IdaNoyes.Letters and viewpoints must be typed and double spaced. The Maroon reserves the rightto decide what material to publish.All letters and viewpoints are subject to standard editing for grammar, length, clarity,and libelous content. Letters should be no longer than 300 words. All letters must be signedby the author and contain the author’s address and phone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheld upon request.Signed editorials and commentaries represent the opinions of the author. Unsigned edito¬rials represent the concensus of the editorial board.Join the MaroonStop by Ida Noyes 303Sunday Nights 6-8 pm4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14,19W>Investment BankingOpportunities atFirst BostonFirst Boston, a special bracket investment banking Firm, head¬quartered in New York, will be recruiting at the University ofChicago for its Financial analyst program.Interviewing schedule:Friday, January 17, 1986Contact Recruiting/Placement Office for location.For further information and inquiries please feel free to contact:Jan K. Nash(312) 750-3096lUliprhe First Boston Corporation'AmMW/J PARK AVKM KPI.A/A 135 S. LvSAU.K ST.NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10055 CHICAGO. ILLINOIS 60005Hyde Park JCC Theatre Companypresents"COLE"SATURDAY, JANUARY 18 & 25ISOLD OUT) - 8:30 P.M.SUNDAY, JANUARY 19,3:00 & 8:00 P.M.SUNDAY, JANUARY 26,2:00 & 8:00 P.M.HYDE PARK JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER1100 E. Hyde Park Blvd. (51st & Greenwood), Chicago"Ala Cabaret"Complimentary wine, cheese, etc., served. 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And, of course, it willbe served within 15 minutesor IT’S FREE! Sunday throughThursday 4 p.m. to CLOSING.Phone 241-79601321 E. 57th St.HOURSSunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.Friday-Saturday 11 a.m.-l:30 a.m.- SEE TODAY'S CLASSIFIED PAGE FOR FREE COUPON -The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14, 1906—5—^WEEKLY CALENDARr The fourth annual “Donuts for Donors” campaign willtake place at the U of C Blood Bank January 13-24 in cele¬bration of National Volunteer Blood Donor Month. Dough¬nuts from Dunkin Donuts will be served., to all blooddonors.January has been designated as National Blood Month tohonor the millions of Americans who donate as well as tofocus attention on the continuing need for volunteer blooddonors. The U of C Medical Center transfers approximately53,000 units of blood components per year to patients under¬going surgery, trauma victims, and those being treated forblood diseases such as sickle cell anemia, cancer, and leu¬kemia. This represents a 20% increase due to the MedicalCenter’s new liver and bone marrow transplant pro¬grams.Volunteer donors contribute all blood used to treat morethan 70 patients per day at the Medical Center.Appointments may be scheduled by calling 962-6347.Walk-ins may be accomodated most days Monday-Friday8:30 am to 4:30 pm. Evenings and Saturday hours may bearranged. I )LecturesJanuary 14:Elissa Newport of the Universi¬ty of Illinois Department of Psy¬chiatry, will present “The Criti¬cal Period for Language: theEffect of Maturational State onthe Acquisition of American SignLanguage,” at 4 pm in Judd 313.Biochemical Studies of theRegulation of Immunoglobulin inTranscription,” will be the Sub¬ject of a Talk by Dr. Ranjan Sen,Whitehead Institute, MIT, Cam¬bridge, Mass. The lecture willbegin at 4 pm in CLSC 101. Re¬freshments will be served at 3:45pm in CLSC 850.Josef Stern, Department ofPhilosophy, University of Chica¬go, will speak on “The Idea of theHoq in Maimonides’ Explanationof the Law,” at 4 pm in Cobb304.January 23:The Hillel Forum will feature apanel of three Rabbis: MichaelBalinsky, Orthodox Hillel Direc¬tor, Northwestern University;Vernon Kurtzm, Conservative,Rodfei Zedek; and Arnold Wolf,Reform, K.A.M. Isaiah Israel,will discuss “Beyond Denomina-tionalism: Is a Pluralistic JewishCommunity Possible?” at 7:30pm. The Forum will be held at5715 S. Woodlawn.January 28:Karen Guberman, DoctoralCandidate, Divinity School, Uni¬versity of Chicago, will speak on“Perfecting the Body: Towards aKabbalistic Anthropology,” at 4pm in Cobb 304.FilmsDOCJanuary 14: Love Parade(Ernst Lubitch, 1929) at 8 pm.January 15: Sanjuro (AkiraKurosawa, 1962) at 8 pm.January 16: Obsession (BrianDePalma, 1976) at 8 pm.January 17: The Wall (AlanParker, 1982) at 7, 9 and 11 pm.January 18: Screen darkJanuary 19: The Wall at 2 pm.Closely Watched Trains (JiriMenzel, 1966) at 8 pm.January 20: The Cimarron Kid(Bud Boetticher, 1951) at 7 pm.Commancbe Station (Bud Boet¬ticher, 1960) at 8:30.January 21: Showboat (JamesWhale, 1936) at 8 pm.Law SchoolJanuary 15: Talk of the Town(George Stevens, 1942) at 8:30.January 16: Death Takes a Hol¬iday (Mitchell Leisen, 1934) at8:30 pm.January 17: Shadow of the ThinMan (W.S. Van Dyke II, 1941) at7:30 and 10 pm.January 18: To Kill a Mocking¬bird (Richard Mulligan, 1962) at7:30 and 10 pm.January 19: To Kill a Mocking¬bird at 8:30.Israeli Comedy Film SeriesJanuary 16: Sallah, in Hebrewwith English Subtitles at theCloister Club, Ida Noyes Hall at7:30 pm. Cost is 22.January 22: The Big Dig(Ephraim Kishon) in Hebrewwith English Subtitles, at 7:30pm. Hyde Park Neighborhood dubJanuary 16: Silver Blaze andThe Doughnuts, beginning at12:30 pm at 5480 Kenwood.January 22: The Blue Hotel at12:30 pm.International House Film Soci¬etyJanuary 16: Black Peter (MilosForman, 1964) at 8 pm.January 18: King of Hearts(Phillipe De Broca, 1967) at 7:30and 9:30 pm.January 23: Ballad of a Soldier(Grigori Chukrai, 1960) at 8 pm.TheatreTheatreThe Hyde Park “J” TheatreCompany presents “Cole”(music and lyrics by ColePorter), directed by Anita Green¬berg and Stephen Micotto, on Sat¬urday evenings: January 18 and25 at 8:30 pm and Sundays: Jan¬uary 19 at 3 and 8 pm and Jan¬uary 26 at 2 and 8 pm. There willbe the “After Dinner Cabaret” atthe J. Refreshments are compli¬mentary. For information, call268-4600.Court Theatre presents HenrikIbsen’s the Master Builderthrough February 9. The perfor¬mances are Wednesday-Satur-days at 8 pm and Sundays at 2:30and 7:30 pm. The run will closewith the 2:30 performance onFebruary 9. There will be a paneldiscussion on the play at CourtTheatre at 8 pm, Tuesday, Jan¬uary 14. Tickets for the discus¬sion are $3 (1.50 for subscribers).Tickets for the play are $12Wednesdays, Thursdays, andSundays; $13 on Fridays; and $14on Saturday.The International House willhold a Lyric Opera Night on Jan¬uary 18. The performance, at theCivic Opera House, will be Ma¬dame Butterfly. The opera beginsat 7:30 pm. Tickets are $22 andmust be purchased in advance atthe program office.Ongoing ExhibitsThe Chicago ArchitectureFoundation will run an exhibit,“Ruins and Revivals: the Archi¬tecture, of Urban Devastation,”at the ArchiCenter, 330 S. Dear¬born. The exhibit is open from9:30 am to 5 pm Monday throughFriday and 10 am to 4 pm on Sat¬urdays and it’s free. The Founda¬tion also has an exhibition on“Tall Buildings.”Beginning January 13 and con¬tinuing through February 21, theState of Illinois Art Gallery willshow three new exhibits: “Paint¬ings by Alfred Montgomery(857-1922),” “Made in Illinois,”Works by Illinois Arts Council1985 Crafts Fellowship Recipi¬ents, and “Password,” by PaulaGillen, a window installation op¬posite the Clark and Lake Street“el” strip.A reception with refreshments,gallery talks, and a lecture willmark the January 20 opening of“Sadao Watanabe — People’s Ar¬tist for the World,” a special ex¬hibit and sale of original Kata-zome stencil prints by the Japanese artist. The show will belocated at the Lutheran School ofTheology at Chicago, 1100 E. 55thst.“Jean Metzinger in Retro¬spect,” including more than 50paintings and drawings by theCubist, will be on display at theDavid and Alfred Smart Galleryfrom January 23 through March9. A reception for the public willbe held at the Gallery from 5-7pm on Wednesday, January 22.The Museum of Contemporary Art will present “Robert Morris:Works of the Eighties,” IromFebruary 15 until April 13. Themuseum is located at 237 EastOntario St.MiscellaneousJanuary 14 the Social ServiceAdministration School will have aPizza Party between 4:30 and 6pm to introduce students to theSchool’s program. Laurence E.Lynn, Jr. Dean; and BettyBrown-Chappel, Assistant Deanfor Placement and Enrollment will be present. For further infor¬mation, contact Betty Allen at962-1492.WHPK presents DJ PatrickMoxey with the band, “MandalaGarden,” on January 16 at theSmart Bar, 3730 N. Clark from9:30 pm to 4 am. No covercharge.A bus will leave from I-Houseat 6:30 pm, January 17, for theChicago Bulls game against thePhiladelphia 76-ers. Tickets, in¬cluding round-trip transporta¬tion, are $10 for residents and $11for non-residents.From now on, there will be a 33to 71% reduction in IBX Data De¬vice purchase prices according tothe University of Chicago Officeof Telecommunications. For in¬formation, call 962-7370 and askfor a design consultant.The Hyde Park CommunityHospital will offer free anemiascreenings every Monday in Jan¬uary. No appointment necessary.The screenings will be at thePromptCare Emergency Centerat 5800 E. Stony Island Ave., 24hours/day.Student Government will holdits next meeting on January 16 at7 pm in Stuart 101.During January and February,the Alumni Association will hosta series of dinners for graduatingseniors.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke BreathedMEMORIAL SERVICEforERIC W. COCHRANE♦May 13, 1928—tNovcmbcr 29, 1985BOND CHAPEL • THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSaturday, January 18,1986, 3 o’clock DUE TO ILLMESS, THE PROGRAMFOR HILLEL FACULTY LUHCHOH WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15Jewish Radicals in Chicagoby co-authors Lila G Arthur WeinbergHAS BEEN POSTPONED.Pinch hitting will be Professor Ted Cohenof the Philosophy Dept.Lunch is ‘4.00Faculty please call Hillel at 752-1127 for reservations.*—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14,1966THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsa lecture byClifford OrwinDepartment of Political ScienceUniversity of TorontoonAMERICA’S ROLE IN THE WORLD:A Thucydidean PerspectiveWednesday, January 15, 19864:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122,1126 East 59th Street THE CHICAGO AREA POUCY SEMIHARsponsored byThe Center for Urban Research and Policy Studiespresents“A STUDY OF THE FACTORS ASSOCIATEDWITH BLACK IHFANT MORTALITY”Louise Doss>Martin, A.C.S.W.Regional Medical School Work ConsultantDepartment of Health and Human ServicesRespondants: Dr. Lonnie EdwardsCommissioner of HealthCity of ChicagoDr. Kwang-sun LeeCo-DirectorThe University of Chicago Preinatal CenterWednesday, January 22 at 7:00 p.m.Ida Noyes Hall Library - 1st Floor1212 East 59th StreetThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14, 1986—7INTRAMURAL b RECREATIONAL SPORTSAnnounces Its Winter ActivitiesACTIVITY DUE DATEKocquetboll Jon. 8Table Tennis Jon. 8Swimming Jon. 8Badminton d (M) Jon. 22Basketball Free Throw Feb. 5Badminton d (N) Feb. 12Badminton d (O Feb. 12Indoor Track Feb. 12Table Tennis Feb. 19Photo Contest Feb. 26For more information, contact IM office, 962-9557=*==*=Business PROFESSIONAL OPTIONAdmissions MeetingCareer Counseling LawFor all students in the College interested in theGraduate School of Business or the Law School, or ad¬mission to the Joint Program leading to degrees in bothschools. (This year’s meeting will include a short ses¬sion on career planning for professional optionstudents.)Wednesday, January 15,19864:00 P.M.Harper 284 To Kill a Mockingbirdplays at Law SchoolTo Kill a Mockingbird—directed by Rob¬ert Mulligan, 1962To Kill a Mockingbird is one of Hol¬lywood’s best attempts at treating therace issue in America. Horton Footewrote the screenplay of Harper Lee’s Pu¬litzer prize winning novel about a South¬ern lawyer raising two motherless chil¬dren.The film, like the novel, tells the storyfrom the point of view of one of the chil¬dren, Scout, as she remembers her child¬hood and the town in which she grew up.Her childhood was chock full of small¬town Americana—the school pageant,the nosy neighbors who make your busi¬ness their business, the haunted house atthe corner which kids dare each other togo near, people paying bills with corn orpotatoes instead of money. She also re¬members the racism, bigotry, and gener¬al xenophobia of the townspeople.Gregory Peck, in the role of his career,plays Atticus Finch, a lawyer trying toteach his kids kindness, understandingand tolerance. He decides to practice hisown teachings by defending a black manwho is wrongfully accused of the rape of awhite woman that tears the Southerntown apart. Though the woman was gen¬erally considered a lowlife by most of thetown before the accusations, afterwardshe becomes the embodiment of WhiteWomanhood and all that needs protectionfrom evil. Atticus Finch, revered amonghis neighbors as a wise and good man, be¬comes the bad guy in the town’s eyesonce the battle lines are drawn.The trial is a sidelight in the film,though, since this is Scout’s story and sheonly sees and understands part of her fa¬ther’s world. Her real interest is in play¬ing with her older brother Jem and their summer playmate Dill (modeled afterTruman Capote as a boy).Their favorite activity is taunting eachother to get closer and closer to the Rad¬ley house down the street. They’ve al¬ready scared themselves silly recountingnightmare stories about what’s going onin the Radley house and especially aboutthe activities of Boo Radley, who they areconvinced is the very incarnation of evil.The lessons of tolerance and understand¬ing that Finch presents through his rapetrail are mirrored in Scout’s world asshe, Jem and Dill discover more aboutBoo Radley and find out how badly theyhave misjudged him.The film succeeds mostly because itputs the race issue in context. It depictsthe Southern town and its inhabitants andeven gets you to like these people as peo¬ple who might have lived next door toyou. The racism that erupts becomeseven more senseless when these seem¬ingly ordinary, polite, gentle people ex¬plode into a seething lynch mob, in muchthe same way that Scout’s neighborhood,perfectly tame and quiet during the day,comes to life with terrible childhood fan¬tasies at night. Scout discovers that herfears, when confronted, are empty.The acting talent assembled for thisfilm was considerable indeed. Peck wonan Oscar for his performance and MaryBadham was nominated for an AcademyAward for her portrayal of Scout. RobertDuvall makes an impressive screendebut as Boo Bradley and Kim Stanleydoes voice-over narration as the adultScout reminiscing about her childhood.All in all, the film gathered nine Aca¬demy Award nominations.Playing at Law School Films, Sat., Jan.18, 7:30 and 10; Sun. 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Despite the lossof several key members to graduation,Kocher’s squad shows no sign of folding andit appears to be as competitive as ever as itwon the tournament by outdistancing con¬ference rival, Coe College. The Maroons col¬lected 74% points, followed by Coe with 63 V2points, Division II Northeast Missouri with62 points, and Monmouth College with 59points. The rest of the eight-team field weredistant finishers.As Kocher noted, the tournament out¬come was not decided until the final roundbecause each of the top four teams had fourwrestlers in the finals. Here the Maroonsshowed their character by rising to the oc¬casion as all four finalists won their respec¬tive weight classes and six out of sevenMaroons won their final round matches.Winning their weight classes for theMaroons were Gene Shin at 190 lbs., who ap¬pears to be ready to earn back his All-Amer¬ican honors, Jeff Farwell at 142 lbs., Lan-dall Cormier at 118 lbs., and Joe Bochenskiat 126 lbs.. Shin, Cormier, and Bochenski alloverwhelmed their opponents' in their finalmatches and collected technical falls. Kocher said of his winners, “They reallycame through for us and were responsiblefor our win. I’m pleased with their perfor¬mance.”Also scoring and placing for the Maroonswere the very talented freshman duo of NeilChriss at 177 lbs. and Mickey Best at 150lbs.. Both earned third place finishes. Quen¬tin Paquette at 167 lbs. earned a fourthplace finish. Kocher noted that all threewrestlers lost very close semi-final matcheswhich he felt could have gone either way.The problem of finding a heavyweight hasBy Sanjay KhareContributing WriterThe University of Chicago’s women’s bas¬ketball team improved its record to 6-3 lastSaturday in demolishing hapless LawrenceUniversity 91-36. The victory held specialsignificance because it was the conferenceopener and gives the Maroons a leg up in therace for the Midwest Athletic Conferencecrown. Coach Susan Brower’s hopes forpost-season play could be a reality if theMaroons can keep playing at this level.The game lost sill sense of competitionearly in the first half as the Maroons tookcontrol of the offensive boards. Both center been one that Kocher has been trying tosolve all season. He has apparently filledthe vacant position with freshman ScottRanges. Ranges has been working hard andhe collected his first collegiate victory bypinning his first round opponent.Despite this success, Kocher is still not sa¬tisfied as he sees room for improvement.With the Conference Championship stillover a month away, he sees his Maroons onMaria Del Favero and All-American Gret-chen Gates gained key offensive reboundsand converted from the paint to provide theearly scoring.Once the Maroons gained their shootinglegs, Charlene Cobbin took control of the of¬fense, handling the ball, feeding Gates andDel Favero, and making key jumpshots.Lawrence’s lack of heighth in the middleprovided easy pickings for 6’ Gates and 6’4”Del Favero and guards Cobbin and MarelynDetloff did an excellent job of getting theball to them. The Maroons went in to half¬time ahead 47-21 but didn’t even go into thelocker room; they didn’t do much wrong to track to be ready to challenge for the con¬ference crown. Kocher pointed out that oneof his starters, Jim Johnston at 158 lbs., isinjured but that he expects him to be backsoon and that Joe Dupper suffered an injurythis past weekend and that he will be out in¬definitely. Kocher sees this as a big loss, buthe feels that the Maroons will continue towork hard and pick up momentum goinginto the Conference clash.talk about.Things went much the same way in thesecond half. Gates picked up 8 quick pointsand Detloff picked up shooting where Cob¬bin left off. Kathy Fitzpatrick and reserveSylvia Jovel both provided several high per¬centage jump shots to put the game well outof reach. Gates ended the game with 34points and 15 rebounds as she mounted hercharge for division 3 most valuable playerand Detloff scored 10 as she vies for Aca¬demic All-America honors. With a level ofintensity comparable to last week’s andstrong bench support from the youngguards, a conference championship and 17wins are definitely not out of the question.Women's b-ball demolishes hapless LawrenceDec. 14Dec. 17Dec. 19Jan. 5Jan. 11Jan. 17Jan. 18Jan. 24Jan. 25Jan. 31Feb. 1Feb. 6Feb. 8Feb. 11Feb. 15Feb. 17 Men's BasketballChicago 63 Trinity Christian 50Rollins-Oriando 73 Chicago 53Eckerd-SL Petersburg 80 Chicago 56Chicago 94 Colorado 79Ripon 71 Chicago 60at St. Norbert Collegeat Lawrence Universityat Cornell Collegeat Monmouth CollegeGrinnell CollegeCoe Collegeat Lake Forest CollegeSt. Norbert CollegeBeloit Collegeat Ripon CollegeLake Forest College Winter Varsity SchedulesTBATBATBATBA7:30 p.m.3 p.m.TBA3 p.m.7:30 p.m.TBA7:30 p.m.All homes games will be held at Henry Crown Field HouseWomen’s BasketballDec. 7 Wheaton 63 Chicago 56Dec. 14 Adams State-Colorado 67 Chicago 60Dec. 16 Chicago 77 Colorado 62Jan. 4 Chicago 70 Colorado 56Jan. 11 Chicago 91 Lawrence 36Jan. 14 Aurora CollegeJan. 17 at St. Norbert CollegeJan. 21 at Lake Forest CollegeJan. 24 Knox CollegeJan. 25 at Ripon CollegeJan. 28 Beloit CollegeJan. 30 Concordia CollegeFeb. 1 at Lawrence UniversityFeb. 4 Lake Forest CollegeFeb. 7 (Rivet Nazarene CollegeFeb. 8 Ripon CollegeFeb. 14 St. Norbert CollegeFeb. 18 at Beloit CollegeAll home games will be held at Henry Crown Field HouseMen’s Indoor Track and Field 7:30 p.m.TBATBA7 p.m.TBA7:30 p.m.7:30 p.m.TBA7:30 p.m.7 p.m.5:30 p.m.7:30 p.m.TBAJan. 17Feb. 1.7 Frosh/Soph Junior College Relays 6 p.m.Valparaiso University, Northwestern University, 6 p.m.Wheaton College and Chicago State Collegeat Chicagolana Intercollegiate Championships TBANorth Park College, Beloit College, Loyola University,6 p.m.Wheaton College, Concordia College, and North6 p.m.6 p.m.U a.m.6 p.m.6 p.m.6 p.m.TBA6 pan.Jan. 22Feb. 1Feb. 7Feb. 13Feb. 21 Wheaton College - Univ. of W i sconsin-White waterFeb. 27 Wabash College, Univ. of Southwestern Michigan,W' Loyola Univ. and Elmhurst CollegeMar. 7 Midwest Conference Indoor Track ChampionshipsWomen’s Indoor Track and FieldNorthwestern Univ., Loyola Univ. and Bradley Univ.Wheaton College, Northwestern Univ., ChicagoState Collegeat Chicago Intercollegiate Championships13 North ParkCoUege, Beloit College, Loyola Univ.,Wheaton College, ConcordttT*>. 21 JJitfv. ofWisconsin-Whitewater and Wheaton Collegek 27 Univ. of Southwestern Michigan, ElmhurstCollege, and Loyola Univ.H MCAC Indoor Championships14 Chicago Invitational 6 p.m.6 p.m.TBA6 p.m. Dec. 7Jan. 17Jan. 18Jan.24-25Jan. 31Feb. 1Feb. 7Feb.13-15Feb.27-28Mar.20-22Jan. 17Jan.18Jan.24-25Jan. 31Feb. 1Feb. 7Feb. 8Feb. Men’s SwimmingChicago 61 Missouri-St. Louis 35at Lake Forest College - Augustana Collegeat Loyola University - Illinois Institute of Tech.at Coed Intercollegiate Championshipsat Eureka Collegeat Valparaiso UniversityBeloit Collegeat Illinois Area Championshipsat Midwest Conference Championshipsat NCAA Division III NationalsWomen’s Swimmingat Lake Forest College - Augustana Collegeat Rockford Invitationalat Coed Intercollegiate Championshipsat Eureka Collegeat Valparaiso UniversityBeloit CollegeNorth Park College TBATBATBATBATBA4 p.m.TBATBATBATBATBATBATBATBA4 p.m.1 p.m.13-15Feb. Illinois Area Championships TBA21-23Mar. Midwest Conference Championships TBA13-15 NCAA Division III Nationals TBAAll home meets will be held in Bartlett Gymnasium Swimming PoolWrestlingDec. 3 Chicago 21 Concordia 20Jan. 4 Olivet College Tournament - 6th out of 12Jan. 11 Monmouth Tournament - 1st out of 10Jan. 18Jan. at North Central College Tournament TBA24-25 at Elmhurst College Tournament TBAFeb. 1 at Cougar Classic TBAFeb. 7-8 at Wheaton College Tournament TBAFeb. 10 Northwestern University 7 p.m.Feb . 22Feb. 28- at MCAC Championships TBAMar. 1 at NCAA Division III ChampionshipsFencing TBAJan.18 Northwestern Univ., Stanford Univ., Univ.of Illinois, Univ. of Wisconsin, Univ. ofMinnesota, and Univ. of North Carolina AwayJan. 25 Univ. of Wisconsin, Notre Dame Univ.,Univ. of Minnesota, Wayne State Univ.,Case Western Reserve Univ., Univ. ofMichigan-Dearbom AwayFed). 1 Univ. of Illinois - Purdue Univ. AwayFeb. 8 Wayne State Univ., Univ. of Detroit, andMichigan State University AwayFeb. 15 National Junior Olympics AwayFeb. 22 Ohio State Univ., Cleveland State College AwayMar. 1 Great Lakes Championships HomeMar. 2 Great Lakes/Big Ten NCAA Qualifiers HomeMar. 1$ NCAA Championships AwayAll home meets (Fencing and Wrestling) will be held at Henry Crown FieldHouseTBA — to be announcedThe times for the Fencing meets will be announced later “The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 14,1966—9Male hoopsters fall to Ripon after early leadDave Witt (54) goes up and over two Ripon players to make a basket early in Satur¬day’s game.By Jon HerskovitzStaff WriterIt was one of those days when everyoneshould have stayed in bed. From the open¬ing tip which neither player touched till thebasketball was at waist level, to the clockthat did not start when the game started,the signs of the cosmos did not seem to shinefavorably on the home team Chicago. Whenthe final whistle sounded Chicago saw anearly six-point lead fade into a 71-60 victoryfor the visiting Redmen of Ripon.When the game opened, Chicago took con¬trol. Good inside play by Dave Witt and TomLepp put Chicago up by six points five min¬utes into the second half. Witt’s reboundingand shot blocking, combined with Lepp’sscoring from underneath, seemed to be toomuch for Ripon.But the Chicago lead was as ephemeral asclear blue skies on campus. Ripon sped up the tempo of the game and overtook leadingChicago. Midway through the first period,Chicago fought back to tie the score at14-14.When it seemed that it was going to be aclose game with the team making the lastshot coming out the winner, the padding un¬derneath the south backboard unexpectedlyfell. After a twelve-minute delay, the tapejob of the ref somehow defied gravity as thepadding was reattached.Coming out of the timeout, Ripon alter¬nated between a 3-2 zone and a tough man-to-man defense that caught Chicago offguard. Ripon began pouring in the points asthe cold outside shooting from Chicagoguaranteed a Ripon lead.As the first half wound down, Rob Omie-cinski started hitting from the comers to cutthe Ripon lead, but Chicago center Wittdrew his third foul with four minutes left.When the half ended, the good outside shoot¬ing and tricky defense of Ripon put them up36-26.The second half opened on a bad note forChicago. Less than a minute into the secondhalf, center Witt drew his fourth foul andwas replaced in the game by Lynn Nelson.With Nelson in the game Lepp was freed un¬derneath, and he scored four straight pointsto cut the Ripon lead to six. In fact, Leppwas the only offense Chicago had in the be¬ginning of the second half. His nine pointswere all Chicago scored in the first eightminutes of the half.After Lepp scored his ninth point off athree-point play. Chicago went on a six min¬ute scoring drought. During the drought,Ripon put the game away. It mounted a six¬teen-point lead before Omiecinski’s techni¬cal foul shot finally put a point on the boardfor Chicago.Witt came back in, four fouls and all. to help Chicago mount a mini-comeback. Wittscored four straight points to cut the Red-men’s lead to 12. Chicago put on full-courtman-to-man pressure, and it played man-to-man trap against the Ripon defense. But thefine outside shooting of Ripon proved toomuch for any type of Chicago defense, andthe closest Chicago came was within sevenpoints of the leading Redmen.Some good foul shooting down the stretchgave Ripon a 71-60 win. As Coach John An-gelus said, “The big thing was the troublewe had with their zone. In the second halfwe solved the problem and came back.Their perimeter shooting is what reallyhurt. When we expanded our defense, theyhad the inside game.”Next weekend Chicago is on the road toplay two conference games. 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