— 1INSIDE: Bloom County —Where to get involved see what you missedpage 4 page 6 GCJ GOES TOTHE OPERA&P5The Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 25 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Friday, January 10, 1986College curriculum changesBy Rosemary BlinnEditor-in-ChiefAll but two parts of a proposalto standardize the College curric¬ulum were unanimously ap¬proved at the December 3rd Col¬lege Council meeting.Language and math require¬ments were removed from de¬bate to be reformulated accord¬ing to George Walsh, spokesmanfor the College Council. “They in¬volved the concept of a floor(what a student should know be¬fore entering college) and nobodywas really sure what that meantand how it would translate into requirements,” he said.Walsh noted that the commit¬tee reformulating the languagerequirement is at the point ofabandoning a floor in a foreignlanguage.Donald Levine, Dean of the Col¬lege, said that they are discuss¬ing further whether students whodon’t place into calculus shouldcontinue to be granted electivecredit for the extra courses theyhave to take. “There’s been someconcern for protecting the elec¬tives,” he explained.However, when students placeout of courses, those credits willstill be used to reduce the number of credits the student will need,but won’t touch electives.The wording on those two re¬quirements will be voted on at thenext College Council meeting,January 21.The curriculum changes willtake effect next fall and willapply to entering students, butupperclassmen can also opt forthe plan. “Any student who wantsto switch to the new package intoto will be able to,” Levine said,but he noted that students wouldnot be able to combine parts ofthe new plan with parts of thecurrent plan.Maroon Express to be cancelledBy Hilary TillSenior News EditorThe demise of the University’sNorth Side “Maroon Express”bus service is imminent.At current ridership levels, itwould be just as expensive for theUniversity to subsidize taxi ridesdowntown as it would be to con¬tinue the bus service.Irene Conley, the director ofstudent activities, stated Wednes¬day that she is going to recom¬mend to the University’s Qualityof Life (Q of L) committee thatthe service be discontinued effec¬tive immediately. The servicewas subsidized by the Q of L com¬mittee last quarter.“I believe that...(the commit¬tee) will accept my recommenda¬tion,” asserted Conley, who isalso a member of the Q of L com¬mittee. She added that theMaroon Express will not be run¬ning this weekend.Since spring quarter last year,members of the Quality of Lifecommittee have intimated thatthe Maroon Express would be dis¬ continued if student ridership didnot increase. Last spring RichardTaub, then associate dean of theCollege, stated, “We think it is agood idea,” but students “don’tride it.” (Maroon, 5-21-85),Backing this point, Conleyticked off the service’s dismal ri¬dership figures. Over a nine-weekperiod last quarter, the NorthSide service provided 319 totalone-way rides on Saturday eve¬nings. So each Saturday night,the bus carried an average ofabout 35 students during its eightone-way trips.Thus, in a bus which could seat45, the Maroon Express tran¬sported an average of about fourstudents per ride!“I was never on the bus whenthere were more than ten peo¬ple,” observed a third-year Col¬lege student and regular MaroonExpress rider.The student activities directorstated that the service cost $3680in the fall and made $761 in ticketsales. This amounts to a net sub¬sidy of $9.15 per ride. For $9.15, “I could send some¬one downtown in a cab,” Conleypointed out. “Basically,” she con¬tinued, the beleaguered bus ser¬vice was “like running a privatecab system at great expensefor...very few people.”In the past, Conley has defend¬ed the Maroon Express, sayingthat she had talked to “so manystudents in so many contexts”who were very enthusiastic aboutthe idea of starting the bus ser¬vice. (Maroon, 4-16-85). Reflect¬ing such an opinion, a Collegemember of the Faculty-StudentAdvisory Committee on CampusStudent Life asserted. “I was de¬finitely in favor of the MaroonExpress: I am disappointed thatmore students did not ride it.”Summing up her thoughtsabout the North Side service,Conley said: “I am excited aboutthe thought of providing...(the)service but so many people aretaking advantage of it.” She saidthe $3000 subsidy of the service“could be better used for otherquality of life projects.”Daniel Promislow gets Rhodes scholarshipBy Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterAt a time when most of his fel¬low seniors are still waiting tohear from graduate schools orbusinesses on their acceptanceinto higher education or the jobworld, Daniel Promislow is nowset on what he will be doing forthe next two years. This assur¬ance came on the weekend beforeautumn quarter finals, when Pro¬mislow was informed that he hadwon a Rhodes Scholarship.HRONICLEDaniel Promislow As one of the 11 Canadian recip¬ients of this scholarship, Promis¬low will be provided with free tu¬ition and room and board as wellas a stipend for travel, term-timeand vacation expenses for a two-year sting at Oxford with an op¬tion to petition for a third year.There he will work with biologistPaul Harvey.A student who wishes to applyfor a Canadian or one of the 32American scholarships must bean unmarried citizen of thecountry in which he wishes toapply, be between the ages of 18and 24, and be assured comple¬tion of a bachelor’s degree beforeleaving for Oxford. While thisprospect may be several yearsaway for some, the Director of In¬ternational Student Services,Mary C. Martin, suggests thatstudents “start thinking earlyon” if they plan to apply.However, for the latest recipi¬ent from the University of Chica¬go, applying for the RhodesScholarship was not a step that hehad planned on in the least. Thesuggestion to apply came fromPromislow’s cousin, who “hadalways wanted to go but didn’thave the background,” he ex¬plained. “I thought it was a ludi¬ crous idea because I didn’t think Iwas the kind of person that wouldbe appropriate.”Since his cousin would not giveup, Promislow sent for the appli¬cation “to get my cousin off myback and ended up being awed byit,” he recalled. “They wanted toknow, in a 900-word essay (1000words in the U.S. application),what I’d done, was doing now.and was planning to do at Oxfordand with the rest of my life. Itwas such an intriguing applica¬tion that all of a sudden, Icouldn’t concentrate on anythingelse.”Promislow worked on the essayfrom July through September. InOctober he submitted two copiesof his application: the original tohis native British Columbia and acopy to the Rhodes Scholarshipcommittee at the U of C (com¬posed of David Bevington, En¬glish; Howard Brown, music;Jeremy Burdette, chemistry;Richard Epstein, law; CharlesKahn, economics; Mary C. Mar¬tin; Loma Straus, anatomy; andRoger Weiss, social sciences.After examining the applica-t:ons from the U of C students, theimittee interviewed the candi-continued on page three ROSEMARY BLINNThe eight-story Plaisance Hotel is being demolished. The Uni¬versity, which owns the building, has agreed to sell the 2.25 acreproperty to the Woodlawn Organization for the development of52 three-and four bedroom cooperative townhouses.Few students volunteerWASHINGTON, D.C. (CPS) -Colleges are abdicating theirmandate to teach students civicresponsibility, thereby fuelingstudents’ self-interest, the authorof the latest report critiquing thehigher education system says.In a wide-ranging review of col¬leges and universities, FrankNewman, president of the Educa¬tion Commission of the States,calls on college administrators torededicate themselves to makingsure their institutions graduatecivic-minded students.College officials. Newman con¬tends. are well aware of surveysindicating that students today aredisinterested in their surround¬ings and focused almost exclusi¬vely on their ability to get a jobafter graduation.But most of them, he writes, be¬lieve there is nothing they can doabout it.“That is an abdication of re¬sponsibility,” Newman declares,calling the resurgence of civic ed¬ucation “a sizeable task” facingeducators.“The college experience shoulddevelop within each student asense of country and communityservice, and a desire to helpothers, ” Newman says.“This must not be a welcomebyproduct of a college education,but a central, urgent and con¬scious purpose.”Toward that end, Newman wants to:• Make more student aid con¬tingent on community service.Newman calls for communityservice programs modeled afterROTC. in which students receivefinancial help from the militaryin return for service work.• Expand work/study fundsand programs. Universitiesshould set aside at least 20 per¬cent of their work/study funds forpublic service projects both onand off campus.• Reduce federal funds avail¬able for loans. The savings shouldbe transferred to work/studv pro¬grams. “Working one’s waythrough college is a cherishedAmerican concept that conflictshead on with Go now, paylater,’ ” Newman writes.• Create a national civilian ser¬vice program modeled after theGI bill. In return for communitywork, students would receive tu¬ition credits.Newman’s report, prepared forthe Carnegie Institute for the Ad¬vancement of Teaching and re¬leased Sept. 16, is the latest in aseries of reports calling to reformhigher education.A similar series of reports onprimary and secondary educa¬tion during the past few yearspreceded a rash of reforms in ele¬mentary and high schools.The Newman report, “Highercontinued on page 11Women of the U of C shown in Phi Kappa Psi calendarBy Tony BerkleyStaff WriterA new wrinkle has been added to studentlife with the creation of the first Women ofthe U of C calendar. Conceived by thebrothers of Phi Kappa Psi as a “rush tool”,the calendar sports the faces of seven fe¬male students in the University. Thebrothers got the idea from a similar ven¬ture, sponsored by the Phi Kappa Psichapter at the University of Southern Cali¬fornia, which was wildly successful.The calendar is done in black and whiteand features Karin Mishra, Elena Luring,Maria Rivero, Madeleine Lynch, ElizabethHandlin, Mary Knecht, and Iris Petrako-poulos. Susanna Miluk-Martin did the photo- The Women of theUofC. 1986graphy and Mona Saraiya chose the models.The calendar took five weeks to produce at a cost of $700. Production Director L.D. Lur-vey expects the venture to end up in tneblack and reports that 40 copies were soldthe first day.Lurvey believes the calendar will help im¬prove the students’ self-image at the U. of C.But students’ opinion appears mixed, withagreement only on the tastefulness of thephotographs. Some thought it was a goodidea while others found! it sexist and exploi¬tive. Many simply laughed at the idea andhurried off to class.Joselyn Zivin, 3rd year student, wonderedat the models motivation, “Certainly theyare beautiful, but I find it suprising that in¬telligent women, especially at Chicago,would want to be represented to their fellow students in that way.”John Russel, 4th year student, wantedsomething more for his four bucks, “It’s anice calendar but typical of the U of C —they have all their clothes on.” Mike Green,2nd year student, wasn’t impressed with thefinal product, ’’The photographic quality isuneven which detracts from the calendar asa whole.”The Phi Kappa Psi brothers have co¬pyrighted the title and plan to produce thecalendar annually. The fraternity is alsoplanning a Women of the U of C party, slat¬ed for 3rd week, with all the models attend¬ing. The calendar is on sale at Cobb and theReynolds Club for $4.Obituaries Daniel PromislowIgnace J. Gelb, professor emeritus at theOriental Institute died December 22,1985 atBernard Mitchell Hospital of leukemia atthe age of 78.Gelb was a leading authority of the devel¬opment of writing, and used a computer toreconstruct Amorite, an ancient Near East¬ern Language. He also served as editor ofthe Assyrian Dictionary project at the Ori¬ental Institute.• * *Lylas Kay, director of the ResidenceHalls & Commons from 1952 to 1976, diedDecember 25 at the Tri-State NursingManor.• • •James B. Parsons, former Professor ofChemistry and Dean of Students in the Divi¬sion of Physical Sciences from 1946 to 1962died December 28 in Greensburg, Pa. Hewas 90.* * *Frank “Jamie” Sible V, second-yearphysics major in the College and HitchcockHall resident, died the morning of De¬ cember 22 from complications arising froman automobile accident two days earlier. Hewas 19.A friend said Jamie “wasn’t out to im¬press people like most of the phonies here.He was the ideal of the Hutchin’s U of Cman.”Hitchcock Resident Head Leo Kocher re¬called the day Jamie’s parents helped theirson move into the dorm his first year, “Hisparents were just super people...They wereso proud of Jamie.”Jamie is survived by his parents and hisbrother. A memorial fund has been estab¬lished in his name at the U of C Brain Centerfor the purpose of neurological injury re¬search.* * *On Saturday, January 11 at 2 pm a memo¬rial service will be held for Eric Cochrane,professor of history, who died November 28.The service will take place at St. Thomasthe Apostle Church at 55th and Woodlawn.For more information call St. Thomas at324-2627.Kappa Alpha Theta president visitsThe president of Kappa Alpha Theta,Susan Supple, will be on campus this eve¬ning to talk with students interested inbringing another sorority to the UniversityO' Chicago.The meeting with Supple will be held in the East Lounge of Ida Noyes on the secondfloor at 5 p.m. today.Any interested students should contactDiane Chung in Woodward Court or MargieThomas in Snell 124.Rockefeller Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday, January 12th9:00 a.m. Ecumenical Serviceof Holy Communionwith Sermon.11:00 a.m. University ReligiousServiceScott O. Stapleton,Assistant Dean of theChapel, preacher12:15 p.m. Carillon recital andtower tour continued from page onedates. Although Promislow complained thatthe interview was “grueling,” he acknow¬ledged that it as also helpful. “I learned howI could improve for further interviews,” hesaid.After this preliminary interview stage,the committee forwarded their recommen¬dation to President Hanna H. Gray, whothen signed it and sent it on to Vancouver,British Columbia.Confident that he would be summoned forthe finalist interview, Promislow purchaseda non-returnable ticket to Vancouver well inadvance. Just as he had planned, he was te¬lephoned a week before the interview andasked to fly home for the weekend of De¬cember 6, which was also the weekend be¬fore finals.Knowing that only one of the seven final¬ists would be chosen without an alternate,Promislow decided that he had to “inter¬view to win, not just interview to notlose.”He arrived in Vancouver three hours be¬fore the Friday night cocktail party, wherehe had “a lovely time” meeting the sixother finalists as well as the committemembers who were to conduct the inter¬views on Saturday. Included in the commit¬tee were the lieutenant governor of BritishColumbia, a psychologist, mathematician,lumber industry executive, economist, law¬ yer, and high tech industry executive, ofwhom the last three were former RhodesScholars.Next came the “tough” interview on Sat¬urday where “they’d interrupt, break youoff, and try to intimidate you.” He was dis¬appointed that they did not ask the currentevents questions that he had expected andprepared for. Instead, they focused on hisfield of study, biology. They also wanted tohear about ultimate frisbee, a sport withwhich they were unfamiliar that Promislowhad participated in at the U of C, along withcrew and cross-country skiing.After the interview, Promislow said he“felt kind of empty. All of a sudden, it wasout of my hands and I couldn’t do anythingmore.” He had to just return home and waitfor the phone call.When that phone call came, he told hismom and step-dad the good news and thenproceeded to call the people who had provid¬ed encouragement along the way. “I’m theone who did it, but I’m really grateful to myparents, friends and the professors whomade it that much easier,” he said.Looking back, Promislow believes thatconfidence was essential to his ultimate suc¬cess. His advise to future applicants is that“you have to want it. and, without being toohaughty, you have to know that you ought toget it.”fiosicnosic-rcusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, January 16 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallAnn Feldman, soprano; Celeste Rue. piano.A Program of American music; Copeland. Seeger. Ives,and Rorem.Admission is free.Friday, January 17 - The Contemporary ChamberPlayers of The University of Chicago8:00 p.m., Nlandel HallWorld Premiere of John Eatons' Ars Poetica w ith NeldaNelson, mezzo-soprano, and Cliff Colnot. Conductor;Charles Wuonnen’s Bearbeitungen Uber das GlogauerLiederbuch; and works b> Berio, Davidovsky,Femeyhough, and MademaSuggested donation: $5 Information: 962-8068January 1986 CONCERTO COMPETITION — winners will per¬form with the University Symphony Orchestra and UniversityChamber Orchestra in the Spring Quarter 1986. Information oneligibility and audition requirements available in the Music Depart¬ment Main Office. 962-8484.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, January 23 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goods peed Recital HallA program of WOODWIND CHAMBER MUSIC byVivalai and Poulenc.Holly Harootunian, flute: Joe Clade. oboe: Rebecca Je-mian. bassoon; and Mary Flynne W'alker. pinao.Admission is free.Thursday, January 30 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMEMBER OF THE CONDUCTING CLASS MozartSerenade in C minor.■ Admission is free ■■NPMtfSiOMQgionasirsUI'T’be Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1906 2Volunteer In 86!As one of our front page stories notes, a number of educational leadersare making two important observations:•Participating in volunteer service is an essential part of both educa¬tion and responsible citizenship.Not nearly enough students do it.As we all plan for the year to come, it is a good time for each of us toconsider whether there might be anything lacking in our own priorities —whether, as the critics allege, we have become wrapped up in our gradesand career plans to the exclusion of other things which should also beimportant to us.For those who might want to start the new year doing a bit more, we areprinting a list of area organizations who could use your help as a volun¬teer; indeed, we urge all students to consider getting involved in somevolunteer service. You will make a difference for the better in your com¬munity, and it may even take a bit of the chill out of Winter Quarter.Where to spend timevolunteering this winterThe following is a listing of communityservice opportunities in the Hyde ParkareaThe Student Volunteer Bureau of the Bluegargoyle, d655 S. University, has listings ofover 100 places where volunteers are need¬ed. Call Joan McCarthy at 955-4108.The Student Government Adult LiteracyTutoring Project needs volunteers to tutorarea residents in basic reading skills. CallStarley Shade at 962-9732.The University Student Federal CreditUnion needs volunteer tellers and officestaff. Volunteers who demonstrate interestand commitment can advance to committeeor supervisory positions. Call Elaine Crow¬ley at 324-6354.The University Medical Center needs vol¬unteers to assist with admitting, to work onthe nursing floors, and in various other of¬fices. Call Peggy Carswell at 962-6248.The Museum of Science and Industryneeds volunteers to work with children; towork on the library’s microcomputers; or tohelp with the science club at the museum.Explainers of special exhibits are some¬times needed. Call Kitty Pfutzenreuter at684-1414, ext. 422.The Blue Gargoyle Youth Service Centerneeds tutors for children 10-12 years old tohelp with basic math and reading. Call JoanMcCarty at 955-4108.The Chicago Osteopathic Medical Centerasks for volunteers to deliver the dailynewspapers to their patients between 9 and11 a.m., Tuesday through Friday. To help,call 947-3818. The center also needs Spanish-English speaking translators. Call NatalieBernstein at 947-4576. Volunteers are alsoneeded as advocates for rape victims. Call947-4832. The Hyde Park Neighboorhood Club, lo¬cated at 5480 S. Kenwood Ave., would likepeople to help with after-school daycare,clerical work, arts and crafts, the capitalcampaign, and a bus attendant. Call GwenProuty at 643-4062.The Oriental Institute needs volunteers towork in the gift shop and to attend the train¬ing course for guides in the spring. CallJanet Helman at 962-9507.The Samaritans, a suicide preventiongroup, is seeking volunteers to staff a hot¬line and to work with those who seek help atthe group’s headquarters. Call Jan Dyson at947-8844.The Field Museum of Natural Historyneeds talented individuals to volunteer tostaff several of its exhibits, including thecoming exhibit, “Te Maori.” A volunteer isalso needed to work in the lab, cleaningbone specimens and performing generallaboratory duties. Contact Ellen Zebrun at922-9410, ext. 360.The Chicago Public Schools are seekingvolunteers to staff the Homework Hotlinephones, headquartered in the Sun-TimesBuilding. Volunteers are also needed towork in the schools. Call 890-8435.The National Runaway Switchboardneeds good listeners to volunteer their timeto staff a hotline that serves runaway youthand other youth having serious problems.To learn more about the program callMetro-Help at 880-9860.Parental Stress Services needs volunteersto answer hotline calls. The child-abuse pre¬vention agency will forward the calls to thevolunteers’ homes. Volunteers are alsoneeded to work with distressed parents inlocal parenting support groups. Call Paren¬tal Stress Services at 427-1161.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor in ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TUISenior News EditorKaren E. AndersonDevelopment Editor Terry TrojanekViewpoints EditorStephan LauTuesday Magazine EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex Conroy Stephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorPaul LuhmannAdvertising ManagerLarry SteinBusiness ManagerRuth MauriCalendar Editor Advertising ManagerPaul SongSports Editor Geoff Sherry Jaimie WeihrichCollege News Editor Office ManagerAssociate Editors: Elizabeth Brooks, Kathy Evans, Ben Forest, Molly McClain,Staff: Arzou Ahsan, Lorraine Angus, Ken Armstrong, Lupe BecerrU, Tony Berkley,Scott Bernard, Julie Burros, Mary Beth Brady, Mike Carroll, Dennis Chansky, TomCox, Hona ElNaggar, David Feige, Mike Fell, Andy Forsaith, Beth Green, MikeGreen, Michael Gorman, Ingrid Gould, Kelly Hayford, Jon Herskovitz, Mike Ilagan,Craig Joseph, Larry Kavanagh, Ann Keen, Mike Kelly, A1 Knapp, Greg Kotis, LaurenKriz, Lara Langner, Marcia Lehmberg, Erik Lieber, Meg Liebezeit, Charles LUy,Jean Lyons, David McNulty, Jennifer Mechem, Frank Michaels, Sam D. Miller, Me¬lissa Moore, Lauren Murphy, Rob Nadelson, Karin Nelson, Matt Nickerson, LarryPeskin, Clark Peters, PhU Pollard, Terry Rudd, Kristin Scott, Matt Schaefer, RickSenger, Frank Singer, Sue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner, Christina Voulgare-lis, Christine Wright.Contributors: Jacqueline Edelberg, Dave Gardiner, Steve Mergalevitz.4—The cnicago Maroon—r naay, January 10, 1986 Horoscope for 1986By Brian YannySo I called up Mrs. Mimi Occultation atthe House of the Rising Sun Astrological So¬ciety the other day to get the real poop onthis Halley’s Comet bizz, what it meant formy love life and all, you know, and the firstthing is she tells me to take my clothes outof the washer and throw them in the dryer,which I had completely forgotten about,then she tells me that since comets are asso¬ciated with just about every one of the sevenprimary bodily fluids, you know, phlegmand bile and saliva and gastro-intestinaland all that, depending on their location inorbit, that exact pertubative predictionswere only good for short periods of time andby the way I still had $50 outstanding fromthe time I called her about possibilities withthis girl I had seen who drove a nice carwhich Mimi identified as “psychically Red”(even though it was a metallic grey Mer¬cedes) and warned me to stay away from.So I sent her the advance on my PellGrant and told her to draw up the charts asspecifically as possible and to cover all thesigns and to use lots of adjectives since Iwas going to use it at parties and stuff, youknow, so I would have some good and truelines when I got talking to a live, hot one andhopefully they wouldn’t call me negativelyreinforcing things to my face so much.The stuff finally came in the mail, and shestill uses that worn-out dot-matrix printer,which is the same one I used to get my bior¬hythms on, I think, only now there are littlecircles and stars and stuff marking cuspsand opposition and ascending nodes which Idon’t understand too well, it’s all so cosmi-cally complicated, but all in all I was prettyhappy because I’m a Virgo, you know, dom¬inated by Saturn the Majestic and melan¬choly and all that, so you can bet how excit¬ed I was when I read that three millionwomen desire me and some are the peoplein my neighborhood, the people that I meetwhen I’m walking down the street, the peo¬ple I meet each day.Mimi Occultation’s Projections,Corrected for Comet Halley, 1986Aries:You may be being groomed for an executiveposition, which is why your boss is alwayscarrying around that silly lint remover.Taurus:Seek professional help about that naggingcold sore in your mouth. Everyone on yourfavorite soap opera is.killed, including a vio¬lent death in the kitchen with the leadpipe.Gemini:Next Monday you will accidently invent theZen Microbe in your bio-tech lab, capable ofturning left-handed matter into right-hand¬ed matter noiselessly, releasing Gigawatts of environmentally safe power in theprocess. Get a lawyer.Cancer:Starting next July, people begin to addressyou as the “Right Honourable” Whats-his-or-her-face. Later in the month you are of¬fered an ambassadorship. Bad grades inschool may be due to possessive lover whosteals the covers, robbing you of needed co¬ziness and snug-as-a-bug-in-the-rugness.Leo:More love than death in your life as Halleyrounds Venus. You’re on your own thoughonce it gets past Mars. Placebos do you aworld of good, or so you think.Virgo:Three million people, all of the sex that youare preferential towards, desire you madly.Some of them live on this continent, the resthave seen photos.Libra:For God’s sake, turn off the ignition at thoseself-service gas stations!Scorpio:Go to the vending machines in the basementof Regenstein at 8:00 tonight. You are des¬tined for a mysterious, joyful encounterwith other Scorpios.Sagittarius:Fondness for the spin cycle may result inthe shredding of your only good pair of un¬derwear. Also, saying “dirty snowball” toyourself twelve hundred times a day isn’tgoing to bring him/her back.Capricorn:Ptly Cloudy, chance of snow. Lows mid toupper 20s. Button up your overcoat/ whenthe wind is free/ take good care of your¬self.Aquarius:Low brow humour returns to Chicago, be apart of it. On the other hand, don’t be anidealistic fool. Accept that lucrative joboffer with that multinational even if itmeans you’ll be starting at the Thai branchoffice.Pisces:Too many irons in the fire. Look before youleap. A penny saved is a penny earned. Outof sight, out of mind. Absence makes theheart grow fonder. A stitch in time savesnine. Seven at one blow. Haste makeswaste. He/she who hesitates is lost. Deadmen don’t have tails. You can’t have yourcake and expect to keep your head for verylong now, can you? A cooked goose neverboils. What nice teeth you have my dear.The sky is falling. All the better to dance onthe head of a pin.Article on Mulroney inaccurateTo the Editor;I spent seven years studying at the collegeand at the medical school of the Universityof Chicago obtaining an MD degree in 1975.1am currently a Canadian resident, doingfull-time neuroimmunology research atLaval University in Quebec City.I happened to be in Chicago, on campus,yesterday morning and picked up the De¬cember 3,1985, copy of the Chicago Maroon.Of course I was very interested in the frontpage story about Prime Minister BrianMulroney’s talk at Mandel Hall.Reading the article, I was shocked. Howcould my alma mater, such a prestigiousuniversity, publish such a series of errorsabout Canada. This article, though veryshort, showed how poorly Americans appre¬ciate Canada and its events. The Universityof Chicago should be above such displays ofipnnranrp First, Nova Scotia was deemed a “dis¬trict”. In actual fact Nova Scotia is a prov¬ince.Second, it was written that in 1984 BrianMulroney “defeated Trudeau, the incum¬bent”. In actual fact, Pierre Trudeau hadretired from active politics and from hisprime ministerial position many months be¬fore the election. It was John Turner, thatMr. Mulroney defeated.Third, Mr. Mulroney did not obtain a lawdegree from “Laural University”, ratherfrom Laval University — the largest frenchlanguage university in the world.I hope you make the appropriate correc¬tions and insist that your writers reviewtheir Canadian facts before making sucherrors.SincerelyAudruia V. Pliopiys MD FRCPCECLECTIC ED WINTER QUARTER COURSESEclectic Ed is a year round program of quarterly non-credit courses and workshops offeredfor a low cost by the University of Chicago Student Activities Office.Utilizing community and university talent, the Eclectic Ed curriculum includes courses inperformance arts, crafts, music and other practical and not so practical skills. The programis designed to serve the entire university community, students, staff, faculty, alumni andtheir families.COURSE OFFERINGS INSTRUCTORMrs. SinghMrs. Singh, a native of India, has alsosupplied the U of C Coffeeshopswith excellent Indian fare-Rosalinds VorneRosalinde Vorne, has taught extensivelythrough the Discovery Center, and hasa Masters degree from the U of Cin Middle Eastern Studies.Sara Edelman,who is teaching this newmorning aerobics, has had several yearsexperience at the U of C.Kathleen Wright- This instructor has 12 yearsexperience in Yoga and Health Studies, andhas completed a two year training programat the Iyengar Institute in San Francisco.Al Marks - Al is teaching both a beginnersand an intermediate course this quarter.He has experience with the deaf communityon the West Coast and studied at St.Benedict’s Center for the Deaf in San Francisco.PRACTICAL PHOTOGRAPHY John HudakWINTER LANDSCAPE & ARCHITECTURALPHOTOGRAPHY John Hudak . John was a professionalphotographer and custom printer forRudinec and Associates, in Ohio, foreight years. In addition, his photographshave received several regional awards.AEROBICS II Bo Forbes- Bo has taught through theuniversity’s Recreational Dept, as well asteaching one of Eclectic Ed’s Autumn courses.STAINED GLASS Doris and Harry Bostrum - Mr. and Mrs. Bostrumhave been teaching for 12 years and have donerestorations at the Robie House and RockefellerChapel.IMPROVISATIONAL THEATRE Steve Schroer- Steve is the managing Directorof University Theatre and Avant Garfielde.WOMEN'S DEFENSE This course is being sponsored by Chimera.This organization is well known throughoutthe Chicago area.REGISTRATIONRegistration begins Monday, Jan. 6th and endsFriday, Jan. 17th in room 210 of Ida Noyes Hall.Hours: Monday-Friday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.Special Extended Registration: Jan. 7th & 9th 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.SPONSORED BY THE STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE 962-9554BATIKINDIAN COOKINGPOWER AEROBICSMIDDLE EASTERN (BELLY) DANCEMORNING AEROBICSHATHA YOGASIGN LANGUAGEThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1986—5CollegeNewsBy Geoff SherryCollege News EditorN.C.A.A. To Stiffen Regulations. . .In response to the ongoing debate over therelative abilities of student athletes to suc¬cessfully complete their academic curricu¬lum two NCAA committees have recom¬mended that the controversial Proposition48 to be phased in gradually.Proposition 48 would keep freshman withlow standardized test scores and gradesfrom playing college varsity sports. Left un¬changed, starting next August the rulewould mean freshman athletes would needa 2.0 GPA and a combined 700 SAT score ora 15 ACT score to compete on intercollegiateteams.Under the new proposal, academic re¬quirements will stiffen annually through1988. The NCAA will decide whether to ac¬cept it at its January convention.Brandeis Gets Hot. ..Students at largely-Jewish Brandeis Uni¬versity voted to cut off funds to the left-lean¬ing student newspaper The Watch. Chargesthat the publication was anti-semitic and of¬fensive to the majority of the students re¬sulted in a campus-wide referendum with55% of the students asking for a completestoppage of funds to the paper.The problems began in October when theWatch published two articles deemed hos¬tile to Israel. One of the articles that causedangry response was reprinted fromWorker’s World, a socialist weekly.However, in what was termed as a “land¬mark” decision, the Faculty Senate voted toretain funding if the publication agrees tofaculty controls and seeks wider studentinput into its pages.Beer-Filled Moat Leads SG Issues. . .The Student Government elections at TheUniversity of Maryland took on new fervoras the Monarchist Party, headed by presi¬dential candidate King Tom II (Tom Coo¬per) narrowly defeated the more sereneCLASS party (candidates leading and serv¬ing students).The Monarchists rode to victory on thebacks of many promises, one being a beer-filled moat planned to be built aroundcampus. The moat will be lined with glass topreserve the taste of the 27 foreign importsand one domestic beer. The different beerswill be separated within the moat by a sys¬tem of 30 locks, similar to a canal.According to The Diamondback, KingTom II also proposed that campus securitybe given a submarine to patrol the moat,which will have five drawbridges along it,including two fully fortified and defendedpermanent bridges.Zappa Does Harvard. . .In his ongoing campaign against censor¬ship in the music industry, rock musicianFrank Zappa stopped off at Harvard Uni¬versity to confront a parents group which isfighting obscenity in the music industry.According to the Harvard Crimson,Zappa spoke out against a recent agree¬ment between the record industry’ and a lob¬bying parents group. The agreement main¬tains that records with “undesirable” lyricsmust contain warning labels. Zappa termsthe entire movement as a “hysteria cam¬paign.”The controversy climaxed last fall whenZappa and Dee Snyder (lead singer forTwisted Sister) appeared in a series of Sen¬ate Hearings on the matter.★ ★★ BLOOM COUNTY by Berke BreathedWhat happened on Bloom County while you were gone...AWR/GHT.. mti PIP YA STARTselling secrets wrm yerFRIENP BILL THE LOOK., confess TO EVERYTHING ANKYOU'll WALK OUT OF HERB FREEAW 36 SUCKING HERRINGLIVERS WITHINTHE HOUR.REALLYf moULTY'lWemmmt/ mr//I confess/mrs ne~m. GUILTY//I'VE CALLEP this newsCONFERENCE 7V ANNOUNCETHAT MY GHENT HERE,MR. OPUS, IS COMPLETELYINNOCENT OF BEING AFILTHY COMMUNIST SFY... FURTHERMORE- ATPVCTHERE'S A MANOVER THERE INA 'ROCKY ITSHIRT LOOKINGVERY SUSPICIOUS... HE'SW/ GOTAM as gun ? 'au//OPUS HAS 36BN SHOT „BY A CRAZE# ASSASSINHE'S IN ft COMA// THE FINAL PANEL OF THISSEQUENCE HAS BEENCENSOREP BY THE FEPERALCOMICS COUNCIL FOR REASONSOF SHOCKING ANP GRATUITOUSVIOLENCE. WE ARE, HOWEVER,ALLOWEP TO PESCRIBE THEACTION: SUFFICE TO SAYTHERE ARE BULLETS, FEATHERS,BOPY PARTS ANP PENGUINPLASMA FLYING AROUNP ALLHIGGLEPY -RIGGLEPY.TRULY. IT'S JUST AWFUL.SOME TEEN AGER SATTHROUGH ZO STRAIGHT HOURSOF RECENT SYLVESTERSTAUONE MOVIES, WENTINTO ANTI-SOVIET HYSTERICSANP THEN SHOT OPUS UH...HIS...\ f*\ WHAT ?HE SHOTHIS WHAT # NOWPONT GETMAP... HISNOSE# ..CLEAN OFF.THEY'VECALLEP ACOSMETICSURGEON.This issue’s story...the saga continues7WAY THE WORLP'S FIRST ARTI¬FICIAL NOSE RECIPIENT TOOKA WHEELCHAIR RIPE AROUNPTHE HOSPITAL PARKING LOT WITHHIS GT5 POUNPS OF EQUIPMENT...1 WAS ABLER) SHOUT AQUESTION...YOU CAN RELAX... I'VEFOUNP A SURGEON WHO'LLMAKE YOU A NEW NOSEWITH SKIN PAINFULLYSTRtPPEP FROMA PONOR.GUNNISON, CO (CPS)-Western State College here decided totry to stop people from calling it a school forski bums.But it did so by offering students a freeday of skiing for each “A” they receive.Western State President J. Gilbert Hausesays he started the “Skiing Scholars” pro¬gram to dispute certain myths.“We had to come up with a program todispel the idea that any student who skis is abum, but, at the same time, we wanted peo¬ple to know skiing is an added benefit to ourfine educational program,” Hause ex¬plains.Hause’s first move was to ban WesternState’s ski team t-shirts, reading “Ski West¬ern State, get a degree in your sparetime.”He decided to reverse the motto.“Wea’re tickled to death to be betweentwo fine ski areas, and we wanted to encour¬age students to make use of them — in theirspare time,” he says.The result is the Skiing Scholars programwhich, in addition to passing out free lifttickets to “A” students, gives students inthe top 20 percent of their class a 20 percentdiscount on a student season pass, which is$275.Hause says the programa should not onlyattract new students, but “help retention.”6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1986 ARRESTER FOR SPYING...SHOT BY A RAMBCT-CRATEPLUNATIC...HOOKEP UP TO ARIPICULOUS FAKE HONKER „ANP THEN 1 RECEIVER A NEWNOSE FROM THE SKIN OFSTEVE PALLAS'THIGH.mjji, * V*. J ANP NOW STANP/NGHERE LIKE A PINK WITHMY HONKER INSWAPPLINGBANPAGES...oITHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICEADMINISTRATIONWHAT: “PIZZAPARTYWHEN: January 14, 19864:30 - 6:30 P.M.WHERE: College - Harper #284WHY: To introduce you to the SOCIAL SERVICEADMINISTRATION (SSA) program. Weoffer Master and Doctorate degrees whichwill enable you to have a career as a clinical,administrative, policy-analysis orcommunity organization social workerWHO: Laurence E. Lynn, Jr. -DeanBetty Brown-Chappell -Assistant Dean forEnrollment & PlacementCollege Alumni now enrolled at SSAFor further information contact Betty Allen at 962-1492PC SOFTWARE MINI COURSES• Formerly available only to Graduate Schoolof Business students & faculty.• Now available to the entire University.CLASS SCHEDULE AND REGISTRATION FORMInvesting with a Personal Computer $30.00Session #1 Wed. 1/22 6:30-9:30 p.m. Stuart 101Session #2 Sat. 1/25 1:00-4:00 p.m. Rm 505, 190 CampusIntroduction to Micro Computer $25.00Session *1 Mon. 1/20 6:30-9:30 p.m. Stuart 101Session *2 Sat. 1/25 9:00-12.00 p.m. Rm 505, 190 CampusIntroduction to Dbase II $35.00_ Session *1 Wed. 2/12 6:30-8:30 p m. Walker 310Sun. 2/16 11:00 a.m.-2 00 p.m. Walker 310Introduction to Wordmarc $25.00Session *1 Tue. 2/11 6:30-9:30 p.m. Walker 310Introduction to Lotus $40.00Session *1 Tue. 1/21 6:30-9:30 p.m. Walker 310Sat. 1/25 10:00-1:00 p.m. Walker 310Session *2 Wed. 1/22 6:30-9:30 p.m. Walker 310Sun. 1/2611:00-2:00 p.m. Walker 310Session #3 Tue. 2/18 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Walker 310Sat. 2/22 10:00-1:00 p.m. Walker 310Advanced Lotus $40.00Session *1 Tue. 1/28 6:30-9:30 p.m. Walker 310Sat. 2/1 10:00-1:00 p.m. Walker 310Session #2 Wed. 2/19 6:30-9:30 p.m. Walker 310Sun. 2/23 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Walker 310NAMEPHONE *To Register:1. Identify a 1st & 2nd choice for each class of interest.2. Attach a check payable to “PC-XPERTS” in thecorrect amount.3. Mail this ad and check to:PC-XPERTSc/o Steve Sanders5050 S. Lake Shore Dr., Apt. 3501S.Chicago, IL 60615Call Steve or Blair at 955-6578 for late registrationand information. Good News!Due to popular demand youcan now have.Edwardo’sindividual size mini stuffedpizza, sausage or spinach,with special salad for dinner incour dining room for only$4.25. And, of course, it willbe served within 15 minutesor IT’S FREE! Sunday throughThursday 4 p.m. to CLOSING.EDM'SNATURAL PIZZAI A l Phone 241-79601321 E. 57th StHOURSSunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.Friday-Saturday 11 a.m.-l:30 a.m.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1986—7Live inHyde Park's renovatedlakefront aristocratfor as little as$290 per month.An intricate terra-cotta relief sculpture of the Indian chiefTecumseh—just one of Del Prado's architectural nuances.Stepping through Del Prado's entrvway takes youback to tne subtle elegance of yesteryear. Intricatemouldings and ornate cornice-work highlights thisrecently revitalized landmark.Our high-ceiiinged one-bedroom apartments arefully carpeted with functional floor plans, individuallv-controlied heating and air conditioning and modernkitchens that feature all-new appliances and cabinetry.The Del Prado is perfectly situated to take advantageof the neighborhood's nearby parks (one right acrossthe street!) schools, beaches and shopping. And accessto the Loop is convenient with CTA and 1C commutingat the corner.Prices start at only $290 for students & $395 for 1bedrooms making the Del Prado Chicago's trulyaffordable grande dame. Call or stop and see ourmodels today.AT 1 Q£DDel «o~Prado Daily 11-5Baird & WarnerHyde Park Blvd. at 53rd Street285-1855 If you thinkchurch is onlyfor families,remember Jesuswas single.The Episcopal Church believes there's more than enough room for singles in the family ol God.Wc invite you to ioin us in faith and fellowship every Sunday.BRENTThe Episcopal Church at the University of ChicagoHouse 5540 Soiuth Wood I awn AvenueHOLY COMMUNION every SUNDAY at 5:30 PM at Brent House& every THURSDAY at NOON in BOND CHAPELEYEGLASSESOUR REGULAR PRICE•COMPLETEsingle visiondesigner glassesOffer expires 1/17/86Contacts & SpecsUnlimitedGLASSES AT OURGOLD COAST LOCATION ONLY!1051 N. Rush St. • 642-EYES(At State/Cedar/Rusk, above Solomon Cooper Drugs) contactLENSESOUR REGULAR PRICE30 day extendedwear lenses$2495SOFIMATE AM) KAl'SCH AM)I.OMB ONLY. PROFESSION.AI. FEEADDITIONAL KKQliKKD.Offer expires 1/17/86Contact LensesUnlimitedEVANSTON1724 Sherman Ave.864-4441 NEWTOWN2566 N. Clark St.880-5400 GOLD COAST1051 N. Rush St.(At State/Cedar/Rusk,above Solomon Cooper Drugs)642-EYES8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1986ANNOUNCING THE OPENINGOP THECOLLEGE TUTOR CENTERHARPER LIBRARY, MEZZANINE LEVELSUNDAY, JANUARY 12TUTORING HOURS WILL BESUNDAYS, 2:00-11:30 P.M.MONDAYS • THURSDAYS, 6:30 • 11:30 P.M.Check the center's bulletin boardand your College Mailroom Folderfor complete schedulinginformation.Priority tutoring will be given tostudents who do not live in thefour larger residence halls: Burton-Judson, Pierce, Shoreland, andwoodward Court. Don't Bo Foolod By Exponslvo ImitationsHere’s how to tell the KAYPRO PCfrom the omens. It’s the one with two diskdrives, monitor, and IBM AT-type key¬board, standard. And, it’s 100% IBM PCor XT compatible. It boasts the bestcolor graphics and perfect high-resolution text. Free software, ofcourse. And look for the “Made inthe U.S.A.” sticker. 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(This year’s meeting will include a short ses¬sion on career planning for professional optiont students.), Wednesday, January 15,19864:00 P.M.Harper 284=- K * * w ....... m -r ft rrInvestment BankingOpportunities atFirst BostonFirst Boston, a special bracket investment banking firm, head¬quartered in New York, will be recruiting at the l diversity ofChicago for its financial analyst program.Interviewing schedule:Friday, January 17, 1986Contact Recruiting/Placement Office for location.For further information and inquiries please feel free to contact:Jan K. Nash(312) 750-3096^The First Boston CorporationPARK AVKM K I'l.AZA\K\N YORK. MW YORK I (KISS MERRILL LYNCH CAPITAL MARKETSCordially Invites You ToA Presentation OnThe Corporate FinanceFinancial Analyst ProgramTo Be Held OnFriday January 10.1986at 4:00 PM.to be held atThe North Loungeof The Reynolds Clubat the University of ChicagoMerrill LynchThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1966—9CHOCOLATE SOUP CAFEIS HERE!Every Saturday Night10 p.m. to MidnightHot Drinks 25<Fresh Pastries 5(KThis Week: DAVID BABBIT On Piano —Hillel House, 5715 S. 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Pirates of Penzance auditionBy Steve MeralevitzContributing writerAuditions for the Gilbert and SullivanOpera Company’s production of the musical“Pirates of Penzance” begin tomorrow.This weekend (January 12-13) auditionswill be at Ida Noyes Library, 1212 E. 59th St.from 2-5 p.m. Auditions will continue Mon¬day, January 13 and on Wednesday, Jan¬uary 15 from 7:30 to 10 p.m. in the LittleTheater at the U of C Laboratory School,5840 S. Kenwood.All students interested in a principal roleor the chorus are welcome to audition, asare those who would like to play in the or¬chestra, serve as a rehearsal pianist, orwork on the tech crew. Auditioners shouldprepare a suitable song, preferably fromthe Gilbert and Sullivan repertoire. TheOpera Company will provide an accompa¬nist. People interested in playing in the or¬chestra or as a rehearsal pianist should callMichael Jinbo at 328-7583. To work on thetech crew, call Myrna Lane at 667-1079 inthe evening. For further information, callRoland Bailey at 324-0420.A spokesman for the Opera Companyadded that last year’s production of “TheMikado” was typical Gilbert and Sullivan.“It was fun. Students...(did) everythingfrom singing and dancing to costumes totech crew. This year’s production of “The Pirates of Penzance,” a satire of police¬man, promises more of the same. Studentsat all levels of theatrical experience arewelcome. A key element of it all is fun.”The performances will be March 13through 16 at Mandel Hall and April 5 at theBeverly Arts Center.OCR availableThe U of C Computation Center is spon¬soring the one month trial beginning Jan¬uary 13 of an Optical Character Reader(OCR). The OCR is from the Dest Corpora¬tion and will be available to all students,faculty and staff.An OCR reads typewritten documents andregisters them on a computer, word proces¬sor or phototypesetter. It eliminates havingto rekey already typed documents into acomputer. Any programs needed to trans¬late text from the OCR to another machinewill be provided.The OCR will be available at the Compu¬tation Center, 1155 East 60th Street, room352 from January 13th to February 10. Callthe receptionist at 962-7151 to make an ap¬pointment. The OCR can be used 9 to noonand 2-5 pm Monday through Thursday. Con¬tact Dorothy Radon or Joel Mambretti atthe Computation Center if you have any fur¬ther questions.Student voluntarismcontinued from page oneEducation and the American Resurgence,”originally was to be a study of the role of thefederal government in higher education.The final version, however, is a broad re¬view of almost every facet of higher educa¬tion, including research, access and fund¬ing.Newman’s white paper “sets the agendafor a vigorous new debate about the federalgovernment’s relationship” to higher edu¬cation, Carnegie Foundation President Er¬nest Boyer proclaimed.Newman, a former president of the Uni¬versity of Rhode Island — which, despite avery good academic image, enjoys a “partyschool” reputation — decries the material¬ism of today’s college students, and what hesays is their lack of initiative and interest incivic responsibilities.“Students too frequently sit passively in class, take safe courses, are discouragedfrom risky or interdisciplinary researchprojects, and from challenging ideas pre¬sented to them,” Newman writes.“Students must be willing to recognizethat learning is more than preparation for acareer, more than sitting in a class, andmore than piling up credits needed for grad¬uation.”Newman, however, says institutions de¬serve as much of the blame for this as stu¬dents. Surveys used to show that college se¬niors have a much higher sense of socialresponsibility than freshmen.Not anymore, Newman says. In an at¬tempt to start the reforms he calls for, New¬man says the commission he heads willlaunch a program designed to increasecampus involvement in community serviceprojects at 100 universities.The Student Activities Officewith valid UC IDMonday through Saturday10:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.Sunday3:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.Variety of styles and sizes availableIda NoyesCheckroom962-9739Thf> Chicago Maroon-Friday, January 10, 1986 11Choosing a long distancecompany is a lot like choosinga roommate.Itfs better to know what they’relike before you move in.Living together with someone for the firsttime can be an “educational” experience.And living with a long distance companyisn’t any different. Because some companiesmay not give you all the services you’re used togetting from AT&T.For instance, with some companies you haveto spend a certain amount before you qualify fortheir special volume discounts. With someothers, voice quality may vary.But when you choose AT&T, there won’t beany surprises when you move in. You’ll get the same high-quality, trouble-free service you’reused to.With calls that sound as close as next door.Guaranteed 60% and 40% discounts off our DayRate—so you can talk during the times you canrelax. Immediate credit for wrong numbers.Operator assistance and collect calling.So when you’re asked to choose a long dis¬tance company, choose AT&T. Because whetheryou’re into Mozart or metal, quality is the onething everyone can agree on.Reach out and touch someone?^ AT&TThe right choice.©1985AltT Communications12—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 10, 1986Maroons showColorado College little hospitalityBy Jon HerskovitzStaff WriterWhile the Bears were mauling the Giantsat frozen Soldier Field, the Chicago Men’sbasketball team was showing visiting Co¬lorado College another lesson in Chicagosports hospitality by beating them 94-79 atHenry Crown Field House.At times the game looked much like awrestling match, with five players foulingout, and two players ejected for fighting.Both teams played a tough man-to-man de¬fense, which lead to some physical play inthe paint. In the end, Chicago’s height, mus¬cle, and some good foul shooting down thestretch proved to be too much for the visi¬tors from Colorado.Chicago dominated play throughout thegame. Good shooting from the outside by Rob Omiecinski and Mike Clifford broke thezone of Colorado College, and the insideplay of Dave Witt and Tom Lepp put Chica¬go up 46-41 at the half.Colorado opened the second half by put¬ting some heavy pressure on defenseagainst Chicago. The Tigers came out witha full court zone press and an aggressiveman-to-man defense. Despite the pressure,Colorado could only cut the Chicago lead tofive in the opening minutes of the half.Chicago took advantage of the aggressiveplay of Colorado, and with 14:00 minutes leftin the half, Keith Vaux drove the lane andlaid the ball in while drawing a foul. Vauxcompleted the three point play to put Chi¬cago up by ten.Shortly after the Vaux play, Dave Wittdrew his fourth personal foul. Colorado Col¬ lege came back with a good man-to-man de¬fense, and cut the Chicago lead down to one.The Maroons were scoreless for four min¬utes while Witt was on the bench, and itseemed Colorado College had control of thegame. But Chicago seniors Tom Lepp andRob Omiecinski turned the tide by scoringfive straight points to put Chicago up bysix.Foul trouble plagued Chicago as DaveWitt’s replacement, Dave Gardiner, drewhis fourth foul with 10:00 minutes left in thehalf. Chicago was having trouble on theboards, and again Colorado cut the Chicagolead.Two minutes later, Gardiner fouled out ofthe game, and was replaced by Witt. WithWitt in the game, Chicago took a nine pointlead with four minutes left in the game. Then the game turned into the Battle Royal.Fouls were circulating about as readily as“Cubs National League Champs” t-shirtsafter the boys in the pinstripes took a 2-0lead over the Padres. Dave Witt, Mike Clif¬ford, and two Colorado College playersfouled out in the game’s final six minutes.But the game turned into a tag team matchin the final two minutes. The fiesty MikeMedina and a Colorado College player wereejected from play for starting a shovingmatch in front of the Colorado bench.In the end, Tom Lepp’s 26 points and goodshooting in a war zone put Chicago past Co¬lorado. Next week Chicago hopes to showsome more of the same hospitality whenthey play conference rival Ripon at 3:00 onSaturday, December 11, at Henry CrownField House.The Third String Unfortunately, a Christmas to remember Dennis A. ChanskyDavid GardinerUnfortunately, we were given a Christmas to re¬member this past year, because Christmases dis¬tinguish themselves one from another only in thepresence of something bad, for good things are, orshould be, the norm in the Christmas season. ThisChristmas wll be remembered for the fact that welost Roger Maris and Bill Veeck, two of the mostimportant and well-remembered names from base¬ball’s past. Surely everyone has heard of Bill Veeckthroughout the nation for his antics which earnedhim the name Bamum Bill, but we will not miss BillVeeck for his silliness, but for his hidden stateli¬ness, stateliness being a quality which has all butvanished from the baseball hierarchy. And surelyeveryone in the country knows of Roger Maris thefirst man stupid enough to challenge, and, evenmore stupidly, to break one of Babe Ruth’s records.We won’t miss Roger Maris because we never ap¬preciated him. He left baseball on a losing WorldSeries team, and that’s all we ever wanted to know.Now we want to know more, but its too late.As for Bill Veeck, he was a baseball prince of theblood, born into the game, although his father hadtried to push him into doing something else. BillVeeck left his liberal arts college to take a low level,job in baseball, but his princely qualities soon camethrough. I don’t know if you realized it, but BillVeeck was directly involved with baseball as amajor league owner for only ten or so years out ofthe 37 years we knew him since he bought the Cleve¬land Indians, and yet his impact can be measuredin every conceivable way. His teams won, 1948 inCleveland and 1959 in Chicago. He knew when tochase windmills and when to leave them go, as itwas his intention to move the Browns from theshadow of the Cardinals to Baltimore, where theyhave become the winningest team of the lastquarter century, whereas before they were the lo-singest; and it was he who bought the White Soxwhen others concluded that they had no future inChicago, and should be transfered to Seattle. Butsince that purchase, the Sox have been consistentlyamong the top draws in the American League. And, of course, he knew how to put on a show, and we allwill remember Disco Night right alongside EddieGaedel.Bill Veeck understood everything about baseballthe way only someone born to it could. His kind ofknowledge could never be acquired, which is whywe were familiar with Veeck for each of those 37years. Although he had power for only ten of them,he had authority for each of them, and right up untilthe time he died at age 71 he still knew more aboutbaseball than anyone I ever knew of any age. Andwhen I look at the cowboys, the publishers, the com¬munications and shipping moguls who run baseballtoday I get a little scared because our advocate, theman who commanded the moral authority that isstill left in baseball through its fans, is no longerwith us. Now we are alone to face our enemies be¬cause our prince is dead, and their is no prince totake his place.If Bill Veeck was a prince, then Roger Maris wasa knight. And fate conspired against Maris in thathe swore his fealty to the dreaded Yankees, andthat he was sent out to a contest with a ghost in,against whom he prevailed. Roger Maris was paint¬ed as a black knight and he had no say in the mat¬ter. He was booed for doing his job with savage effi¬ciency, but when finally he began to falter in the oldage of a warrior, he was treated as though he wasnever alive. And then he died. The only time in be¬tween when he resurfaced was to stand with HenryAaron in his hour of trial. The black man and theblack knight somehow making America a worseplace for doing the job they were expected to do.Normally, I would say that at least Roger Marisgot to play baseball, but I won’t say that in thiscase. I don’t think baseball was much of a joy toRoger Maris, right up until the time he died. Be¬cause, although he was blessed with tremendoustalent to play baseball, he was not blessed to livelonger than his enemies, so and at some moment,even for just one moment he could enjoy thewarmth and adulation and respect that he trulymeritted. May next Christmas be a thoroughly forgettableone.★ ★★During a recent Bears’ game enjoyed from myown family room, I counted three refrigerator com¬mercials, a couple McDonalds ads, at least one plugfor “The Super Bowl Shuffle,” and about ten shotsof Paytons’ “Roos” sweat-bands. None of this both¬ered me that much. The Bears’ inevitable suc¬cesses should carry with them some profit for allthe companies able to latch onto the hysteria.That’s what America’s all about. The thing that re¬ally bothered me were those stupid “magical mo¬ments” or whatever the hell they called those littlethirty seconds plugs about past Bear triumphs.It’s great that CBS has found all those Bear high¬lights. I’d also like to commend the technical assis¬tant who sat down and looked through all the gamesfrom this year and 1963 to locate all those wonderfullittle tid-bits of Chicago glory. From the looks ofsome of the things chosen, it’s obvious that theschmo’s from Anchorage (maybe the only locationthat’s safe to pick on at this school) from his fantas¬tic clips, or lack there of.I’m personally still waiting to see replays of ei¬ther Mike Hartenstine’s blind side hit on RonJaworski, or Doug Plank’s Monday Night levellingof Tampa Bay’s Jimmy Giles. Now those plays hadan effect upon the whole sport (both players werefined for excessive violence). These are the thingsthat make the Bears the Bears.If Bob Avellini and Doug Buffone did tne colorcommentary on the championship, I think a wholelot more would make sense. All this Bearmania(bleh) might be set to proper light if Dick Butkus,and George Blanda were to travel up to Bronco Na-gurski’s service station in Minnesota to give a half¬time rendition of The Super Bowl Shuffle on theirarthritic joints, knowing all along that the fansdon’t really boo and curse in Chicago, the bleachersdo.VIOLIN LESSONSDavid Myford/Otfears Jbrofe&uona/ori'Ae&tra/ <Sceafierisnce.Studio in dd/de i£arASffirda/de rate&dfid. <324-7&9<5 J -.iduAADAT SHALOMWould you believe thot you con hove o BRAND MEWCAR. o VCR, ond o DELICIOUS DINNER for only$2.50?No?Would you believe just the DINNER ond some GOODCOMPANY?It's true. Only $2.50 for onyone attending AdotShalom for the first time. Bring o friend.WHEN: Tonight TIME: 6:00 p.m.PLACE: Hillel House5715 S. Woodlown Avenue DR. MORTON R. 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GH-4534 for information.Room available, Physician's Hyde Park Homeincludes kitchen and washing facilities, preferforeign student. 585-4900.F/roommate for turn apt call 667-3182 aft 6pm.Beautiful large 1 bedroom apt. for rent in aprestige east Hyde Park co-op. Fantasticviews of lake and park available immediately.Rent $750 per month for viewing and moredetails phone 536-6591.2’/2 rms vie. 47th 8, Woodlawn. incl. heat, stoverefrig, clean $230 + plus sec dep 373-5006.Roommate: To share beautiful 2 bdrm apt.Secure, spacious, sunny. Study room avail.,laundry in bsmt. 5430 Harper. 325/mo call 684-3178 for Don or 288-5248 and leave message.3 bdrm apt avail Feb 1 near U of C, Clean quietgrad student pref. $600 Mrs. Irving 667-5153evenings or leave message at 684-8596.ROOMMATE NEEDED for 1 bdr in house bylake. Must see to believe, 170/mo, spacious 731-6314 or 784-1404 ask for John or Butch.For rent 1 bedroom apt furnished 955-7083.Large 3BR in quiet bldg. Kimbark & 52nd nearMr. G's & Campus Bus. $625 w heat. 684-5030.SPACE WANTEDAlum seeks furnished Hyde Park sublet for 4 or5 monfhs beginnning Jan. Willing to pay foramenities (fireplace, etc.). Write to CapitolConsulting, 9 Sixty Second St, West New York,N J 07093 or 201-868-3973 anytime.PEOPLE WANTEDTutor required for verbal mastery of S.A.T.High school junior. Near North Side. Private.Paid transportation. 433-8081 evenings.GOVERNMENT JOBS $16,040-$59,230/yr. NowHiring. Call 805-687-6000 Ext. R-4534 for currentfederal list.Graduate student wife to work full-time with 4children-all in school-in Hyde Park home. Ex¬perience necessary. 10-6pm weekdays.$225/week. Begin mid January. Call 855-2211BABYSITTER wanted in TRADE for APT. 13-15 hrs/wk for sweet 4yr-old incl. pickup atnursery school on campus 11:45 Mon.Nonsmoker only, no cats 288-7630, 508-3558 (Dr.Harrington)Experienced waitress wanted. Must be 21years or older. Inquire at Giordano'sRestaurant, 5311 Blackstone, Chicago, IL 60615or phone 947-0200 after 1:00 p.m. Ask for Tony.Temporary labor needed to move largebookstore. 341-0748Store Manager, $13,500 starting salary. Mustbe able to work well without supervision. Callafter 1 p.m. 667-4000.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessir.g and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAITModel Camera 8. Video 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.JUDITH TYPES and has a memory now IBMcompatible. Phone 955-4417Ten free sessions with psychotherapist-in¬training are being offered by the ChicagoCounseling and Psychotherapy Center at 5711S. Woodlawn. The sessions are not a substitutefor actual psychotherapy, but participantsusually find them helpful. Call Lee at 684-1800for Information. 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Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.THEMEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.EDWARDO'S HOT STUFFEDDelivered right to your door! Edwardo's Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza. Open late everynight Call 241-7960-1321 57th St.-241-7960.CRIMINAL LAWINTERNSHIPSThe Public Defender service in Wash DC issearching for spr. qrtr. 8. summer term internsto work directly with our staff attorneys ascriminal defense investigators. Contact yourcareer center, or Denise Deforest at 451 In¬diana Ave NW Wash DC 20001: (202) 628-1200.LOX! BAGELS!Hillel has Brunch Every Sunday From 11 to 1pm Only $2 For A Lox & Bagel Sandwich, in¬cludes Coffee or Tea, Danish, OJ, Trib & NewYork Times. 5715 S. Woodlawn.LANGUAGE COURSESfor exam preparation are offered now to allGraduate Students through the Committee onAcademic Cooperation at the Lutheran Schoolof Theology (1100 E. 55th St.) inFRENCH»GERMAN»LATIN«SPANISHFor further information call Program Coor¬dinator: Susanne Schafer 493-4350. Registernow!ACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take April Wilson's GERMAN COURSE thiswinter and highpass the spring language ex¬am! Two sections: MWF 11-12 & MWTh Bothbegin Jan 13. Fun classes & readings. Cost $200for 15 weeks. For more information and toregister, Cal! APRIL WILSON : 667-3038HAPPY FEETNo partners or experience are needed to learndances from Europe, the Middle East, & theAmericas with the UC Folk Dance Club. Justcome to Ida Noyes Hall any Monday at about8:15 pm for teaching, 9:30 open dancing. Ques¬tions - call Tom at 363-5214.GAY GRADSVegetarian potluck brunch - Sunday, Jan. 12,1:00 PM at 5141 S. Greenwood *1 Be There!LOSE WEIGHTWanted: 89 overweight people to try a weightcontrol product. Lose 10-29 Ibs/month. Safe,natural. 100% satisfaction or money back. CallEd at 363-7570.EARN YOUR TUITION$400 $ 1200/month part-time $2000 $6000/monthfull time. Distribute health care products inyour spare time. Easy. Must be motivated.Call Ed at 363 7570.CLOSE TO DOC FILMS!Chocolate Soupe Cafe, 10 pm to midnight atHillel House 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. SOUP'S ON!For a mellow, cafe atmosphere with live enter¬tainment and food, come to the ChocolateSoupe Cafe on Saturday nights, 10 pm to mid¬night at Hillel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.EARN $245 WHILE YOUHAVE FUN WITH YOURFRIENDS!We are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one evening each weekfor 7 weeks in our recreational area from 7-11pm. After each session you will stay over¬night in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245. So RECRUIT YOUR FRIENDS! Onlynon-experimental drug involved. Subjectsmust be in good health and between 21 and 35CALL 962-3560 Mon-Fri 3:30 -6 pm to volunteeror for information. This study is cconducted atthe U of C Medical Center. Ask for Joe.CONCERNEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight) toparticipate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood Earn $150 for your par¬ticipation in this 4 week study. No experimen¬tal drugs and minimal time involved..Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 yrs ondand in good health. For further informationcall Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 8. 11:30a.m. Refer to study WARE YOU ADISCRIMINATINGPERSONIf so, you can earn approximately $200 for par¬ticipating in a research study to determinewhether you can discriminate between the ef¬fects of one drug and another. No injections orexperimental drugs involved. Minimum timeis required. Volunteers must be between 21 &35 yrs. old and in good health. For more in¬formation call Karen at 962-3560 weekdays bet-ween8:30& 11:30p.m. Refer to study N. FEELING DOWN &DEPRESSEDIf so, you may qualify to participate in a studyto evaluate drug preference. Earn $150 foryour participation in this 4 week study. In¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs. If youare between 21 & 35 years old and in goodhealth, call Karen at 962-3560 between 8:30 &11:30a.m. Refer fostudy D.MAC LASER PRINTINGLet us print your Macintosh document on ourLaserWriter. Give us a disk with your docu¬ment on it an receive back the disk and print¬out. 50c per page. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. 947-0585 evenings and weekends.WORD PROCESSINGText processing for papers and articles. Finalcopy done on LaserWriter. Specialized fontsavailable soon. Top-Of-The-Desk, Inc. Phone947-0585 evenings and weekends.WEIGHT LOSS GROUPFOR WOMEN STUDENTSIf you are 10-50 lbs. overweight, interested intaking weight off 8. keeping it off & would liketo participate in a Behavioral Weight LossGroup, contact Ms. Southard, UniversityHealth 2-1915 or Ms. Troutman, Stu. Housing 2-7366. Group begins Jan. 16, 3:30 pm-4:30pm &meets every Thursday L-316, for 10 weeks.BABBITT ON THE PIANO!Live entertainment at the Chocolate Soup Cafe10 PM to midnight, Saturday at Hillel House5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. Everyone welcome!JAZZERCISE:FOR YOUR '86FITNESS RESOLUTIONGet Fit in...86 with JAZZERCISE! Classes of¬fered at 6:15 8. 7:20 on Tuesdays 8, Thursdaysat the Hyde Park Unitarian Church at 57th 8.Woodlawn-12 CLASSES FOR $28 00. Classesgoing on now! Call 239-4536 for more info.Hyde Park JCC Theatre Companypresents"COLE"SATURDAY, JANUARY 18 & 25ISOLD OUT) - 8:30 P.M.SUNDAY, JANUARY 19,3:00 & 8:00 P.M.SUNDAY, JANUARY 26,2:00 & 8:00 P.M.HYDE PARK JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER1100 E. Hyde Park Blvd. (51 st & Greenwood), Chicago” A la Cabaret"Complimentary wine, cheese, etc., served. Reserve early;limited seating available.STEPHEN P. MICOTTO ANITA GREENBERG JULIE HALPINDirector Music Director ChoreographerStudent Discounts AvailableAn entertainment based on the words & Music of COLE PORTERDone by permission of Samuel French, Inc.This production is partially funded by grants from the minis Arts Council,a state agency and the Chicago Office of Fine Arts.MACINTOSHM UPGRADESFat Mac 128K to 512K $299MonsterMac™ 512K to 1 megabyte $599512K to 1.5 megabytes $749. 512K to 2 megabytes $899See the review in the November 1985 issue of BYTE on page 401.Free pick-up and delivery. 90 day warranty on parts and labor, 1 yearextended warranty also available. We are the authorized Levco dealerfor the Chicago area. We also repair Macintoshes.Cybersystems, Inc.667-40005501 SOUTH EVERETT CHICAGO. ILLINOIS 60637Developers and marketers of computer hardware and software.The Chicago Maroon-Friday, January 10, 1986—15WINTER EVENTSATINTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414 E. 59th St. 733-2274OPENING DANCE PARTY — Saturday, January 119:00 p.m. -1:00 a.m.s3°° non-resident admissionGERMAN - January 22INTERNATIONAL DINNER SERIES - African - February 19IRELAND - March 17INTERNATIONAL COFFEE HOUSE - Featuring KRISTINI ERICKSONJanuary 31Call for information on discount tickets to LyricOpera and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra onJanuary 11 and Special trip to the Chicago BullsBasketball Game on January 17.INTERNATIONALHOUSE FILM SOCIETYSince 1932, the International House Film Society haspromoted international awareness through cinema fromaround the world. All showings are at International House,1414 E. 59th Street. General Admission is $2.00 forweekday showings and $2.50 for weekends. For furtherinformation, call the Program Office at 753-2274.JAN. 9 .... M.(GERMANY,1930) 8:00JAN. 16 ... BLACK PETER (CZECHOSLOVAKIA, 1964) 8:00JAN. 18 ... KING OF HEARTS (FRANCE, 1967) 7:30 & 9:30JAN. 23 ... BALLAD OF A SOLDIER (USSR, 1960) 8:00JAN. 25 ... PIXOTE (BRAZIL, 1981) 7:30 & 9:30JAN. 30 ... 81/2 (ITALY, 1963) 8:00FEB. 6 .... LOST BOUNDARIES (USA, 1949) 8:00FEB. 1 .... KNIFE IN THE HEAD (GERMANY, 1978) 7:30 & 9:30FEB. 13 ... BLACK ORPHEUS (BRAZIL, 1959) 8:00FEB. 15 ... SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE (SPAIN, 1974) 7:30 & 9:30FEB. 20 ... THE IDIOT (JAPAN, 1951) 8:00FEB. 22 ... VERONIKA VOSS (GERMANY, 1982) 7:30 & 9:30FEB. 27 ... THE CONFESSION (USA, 1970) 8:00MAR.6 .... SIMABADDHA (INDIA, 1971) 8:00MAR. 13 ... A MARRIED WOMAN (FRANCE, 1965) 8:00MAR. 14 ... DUCK SOUP (USA, 1933) 7:30 & 9:30MAR. 22 ... THE LAST WALTZ (USA, 1978) 8:00 & 10:00SERIES PASSES: Will be available duringthe first 3 weeks of the quarter.WINTER 1986 Aerobics & Dance Classesat International HouseTaught ByJAN ERKERT & DANCERSBEGINNING DANCE • JAZZ IBEGINNING MODERN • MODERN I/IIBALLET II • STRETCH & ALIGNMENTAEROBICS‘AEROBICS SESSIONS PER WEEKINCLUDING NEW MORNING SESSIONSFOR FULL INFORMATION SCHEDULES & FEES,CALL 753-2274 or 944-4208Aerobics classes begin week of January 6.Dance classes begin week of January 18.rtt 5 F s su M7 8 9 10“•Mr_M T w -f- %•;. 'Jjk !TH18 19 20TH -F ®i27 28THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresents a lecture series onAMERICA’S ROLE IN THE WORLDWinter Quarter 1986CLIFFORD ORWINDepartment of Political Science. University of TorontoA Thucvdidean Perspective on -America’s Role in the WorldWednesday, January 15HELMUT SONNENFELDTThe Brookings InstitutionReflections on the “Detente" PeriodWednesday, January 29JUDITH SHKLARDepartment of Government, Harvard UniversityThe Boundaries of Democracy: Space and Time and the Founding FathersWednesday, February 26and presentsCZESLAW MILOSZreading from his worksThursday, February 134:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1126 East 59th Street IF YOUR OFFICE IS FllUOf MACHINESTHAT WRITE,YOU NEED ONE THAT READS.It's called the Dest WorkLessStation."It reads typewritten informa¬tion right off the pageAnd it’s fast.So fast, it reads and transferseight pages into your office com¬puter1 in two minutes flat.Which is quite a feat, when youconsider it would take two hoursto keyboard them on a good day.Once you ve got the informationinto the system, you can do justabout anything with it.Including word processing. C Electronic filing.And electronic mail.With the Dest WorkLessStation, your people can spendless time feeding information intothe computer And you can spendmore time deciding what to dowith the results.Which means, the answer togreater productivity may not beanother writing machine.Just one that readsFor more information, contact:Puhaet uouA. name ^nd. n*) Send me more information aboutthe Dest WorkLess Station. 1Title.Company.AddressCityZip .Phone".My office computer is a.(flditetaddAMss He**)<0PC*OJ<0<uSLtx. Th uare^BHCE0)OO03o£. ChicagoI2) AH) J)av)Coti)p*featuring live oldstring0 band mu',1k fours’’O Tridxy. Jaw. 10 beginnersA &00 p nj 'gino wefcorrjefree refreshmentsStudents (w/ \1C\\>)*1°°Others *i.o©2—FRIDAY. JANUARY 10. 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALLGhostbusters (Reitman, 1984) A bigfat comedy from the same peoplewho created Animal House and Sat¬urday Night Live, and produced onan unnecessarily enormous budget,all about the public servants (BillMurray, Dan Ackroyd, and HaroldRamis) who run around New Yorkexorcising the dark spirits from thedark city. Sigourney Weaver, RickMoranis, and the Stay Puft Marsh¬mallow Man in the demonic roles,along with all these terrifically at¬tractive Claymation puppets, man¬age to effectively upstage the restof the cast. It is a terribly funny film,in as absurd sort of way, but itsvery bigness works against it —think how much funnier, and off¬beat Ghostbusters could have beenhad it been produced on, say, thesame budget as an episode of DoctorWho. DOC, Fri at 7, 9, 11, Sun at 2.$2.50 -PRAltered States (Russell. 1980) A highlyliterate script by the late AcademyAward-winning writer PaddyChayefsky (Network, Marty) keepsthat crazed but immensely talenteddirector Ken Russell (Crimes of Pas¬sion, Women in Love) well under con¬trol in this tale of a scientist experi¬menting with drugs and isolationtanks to discover his primordial self.The chap who does all the makeupfor the David Cronenberg moviescreated the latex body parts heretoo. so, all around this is most as¬suredly going to be a peculiar time.DOC, Sat 7, 9, 11 $2.50.Picnic at Hanging Rock (Weir, 1975) Be¬fore he made Gallipoli, The Year ofLiving Dangerously, or Witness theacclaimed Austrailian directorcreated this stylish thriller about‘'several schoolgirls who disappearwhile on a school outing in 1900”.Weir is one of the few artistic gen¬iuses of the Austrailian screen, andhence this, the least famous of hiscanon, is a must-see. DOC. Sun at 8.$2.50.Major Dundee (Peckenpah, 1965)Charlton Heston as a messianic cav¬alry leader. Such violent fun. DOC,Mon at 8. $2.Love Parade (Lubitsch, 1929) In thisnasty era of directors who have soldout to their audiences, it is goodonce in a while to return to thosegentler days when love was love,Maurice Chevalier's accent was in¬sured. and Jeanette MacDonaldsang the big songs. Chevalier is amember of the artistocracy in a ro¬mantic European nation wno falls inlove with the Queen to predictablysentimental ends. Much better thananything coming from Spielberg’s orLucas' studio nowadays. DOC, Tuesat 8, $2.Sanjuro (Kirosawa, 1962) The twogreat Japanese actors, Toshiro Mi¬fune and Tatsuya Nakadai battleeach other in the classic sequel toYojimbo. Sometimes comedic, andyet filled with explosive action, thismovie is a perfect example of theSamurai film. DOC, Weds at 8, $2.Talk of the Town (George Stevens,1942) ‘‘An intelligent comedy with abrilliant cast." —Leonard Maltin, TVMovies. LSF. Wed at 8:30.Death Takes a Holiday (Mitchell Leisen,1934) Frederic March stars asDeath, spending the weekend at acountry estate and deciding to staya little longer when he falls in love.LSF, Thurs at 8:30 pm.Obsession (De Palma, 1976) ‘‘Derivi-tive” seems to be the word of choicein describing this Hitchcock-influenced tale of a man (Cliff Inde¬cent Exposure” Robinson) who be¬comes infatuated with a girl whobecomes infatuated with a woman resembling his dead wife. DOC,Thurs at 8, $2.Black Peter (Forman, 1964) Forman’sfirst feature, this film is a percep¬tive comedy about growing up inCzechoslovakia that translates intoa statement about teenagers theworld over. A warm, intimate, andironic film, Black Peter, is notablefor "Forman’s talented rendering ofthe quirks of everyday life. Thurs at8, International House. $2 —BTWhite Nights (Hackford, 1985) A filmabout defection and counter-defec¬tion that is set in Russia, WhiteNights fails at all but Twyla Tharp’schoreography. The conversationsare slowly paced, as if the actorswere hard-of-hearing; the dialogueis flaked with trivial reflections(“I’m not a hero, I'm a dancer”); thelong drives through Leningrad showbackdrops out of each and everywindow, as if to bolster the story’scredibility; the characterizations ofNikolai (Mikhail Baryshnikov) andRaymond (Gregory Hines) are one¬dimensional; and the film is shot asif the director were showing slides.But perhaps what is most madden¬ing is the repeated cutaways toBaryshnikov’s attempt to send amessage, while Hines tap-dances ahighly inventive interpretation ofcontemporary Black American music(there are, of course, no cutawayswhen Baryshnikov dances). If thatweren’t enough, Hackford succumbsto the temptation to remake thefoggy finale of Casablanca, this timewith Ingrid Bergman’s daughter asthe Heroine. At the Hyde Park.-BTColonel Redl (Szabo, 1985) ArchdukeFerdinand sougnt to galvanize histroops, ready them for war, andrelax tensions in the Hapsburg em¬pire. He devised a scheme — to con¬vict Colonel Redl (Klaus Maria Bran-dauer), an Imperial officer, born toJewish peasants from the Ukraine,of treason and thereby signal to allthat the imperial command was for¬ever on guard. This film is ripe withirony: the Archduke ultimately de¬ceives Redl, a past master at decep¬tion; the grand scheme for warerupts upon the Archduke’s death,not Redl’s; and Redl’s marriageserves only to mask his homosexualliaisons. The script, however, seemssketchy and sometimes ill-con¬ceived, but Szabo compensates forthis in his masterful portrayals ofturn-of-the-century anti-Semitism,political machinations, and blind de¬votion — all filmed under indirectlight, which works nicely. A bril¬liant, compact film that seems to bea reply to Pal Gabor’s Angi Vera. Atthe Fine Arts. —BTFool for Love (Robert Altman, 1985) Amorality play brought to the screen,Altman’s latest film blends the in¬tensity of exploring feelings ende¬mic to the stage with the inventiveeye of a talented filmmaker. Yetthis drama about a Marlboro manand his girl on the skids is often flat,contrived, and self-contained. Ofcourse there are the usual nods tosociological truisms — like the no¬tion that one’s perception of thepast changes whenever one retellsit. Still, the climax — where Eddie(Sam Shepard) and May (Kim Ba¬singer) finally can accept their inces¬tuous relationship — seems drawnfrom an out-dated dramatic pre¬mise: that drama should proceed ona linear path untU the actors reach aledge Altman’s fragmentedimages, such as (my favorite) the re¬flection of the neon word, MOTEL,severed by a pane of glass as Maysits alone in a bar drinking afterbeing on the wagon, appearthroughout the film, giving it a freshlook; but even such imagery cannotrevive a dense script. At the FineArts. —BTGrey City Journal 10 January 86Staff: Steven K. Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Steve Best, Heather Blair,Michele Bonnarens, Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd, Gideon D’Arcangelo, Fre¬derick Dolan, Anjali Fedson, Dierdre Fretz, Irwin Keller, Stefan Kertesz,Bruce King, Mike Kotze, Nadine McGann, David McNulty, Miles Men¬denhall, David Miller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, Jordan Orlando,John Porter, Laura Rebeck, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, Paul Reubens,Laurence Rocke, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz. Ann Schaefer, Wayne Scott,Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Ken Wissoker, Rick Wojcik.Production: Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King.Editor: Stephanie Bacon. MISCDreamweaver Harold Schroeppel. pres¬ident of the Institute for AdvancedPerception Inc., will discuss the sub¬ject of dreams, who has 'hem, theirpossibilities, and how to use andenjoy them. Chicago Public LibraryCultural Center, 78 E Washington,Friday at 12:15 pm, 346-3278.Auditions The Other Theater Group isholding auditions for the musicalcomedy Animal Crackers on Satur¬day and Sunday, Jan 11 and 12from 1 to 5 pm in the Cloister Club ofIda Noyes Hall. Originally writtenfor the Marx Brothers, the play fea¬tures witty wisecracks, lots of she¬nanigans, and only the wispiest ex¬cuse for a plot. It seems there's thisstatue that gets replaced and re¬replaced. while Captain JeffreySpaulding comments acidly on theactivities. It promises to be fun, andyou don't even need to know how tosing! Show up, with or without yourGroucho glasses. — LRF.O.T.A. Meeting Help organize theFestival of the Arts. Come to IdaNoyes rm 218 on Mon, at 6:30 pm.Jan Erkert and Dancers will be offeringclasses again this quarter in Begin¬ning Dance, Ballet, Modern, Jazz,Stretch and Aerobics. Classes beginthis Mon and go thru the end of thequarter. 1-House, 1414 E 59,America’s Role in the Third World: AThucydidean Perspective A lecture byClifford Orwin, University of Toron¬to. John M. Olin Center, SocialSciences Building, Rm 122, Wed at 4Enchanting New Music Mark Konewkooffers a spellbinding performanceof New Music, with both traditionalinstruments and instruments he hasdesigned himself, spinning an imagi¬nary world for the audience as heleads them from Preston BradleyHall to G.A.R. Rotunda. Chicago Pub¬lic Library Cultural Center, 78 EWashington, Thurs at 5:30 pm,Square Dance Like to touch people?You can swing your partner, or any¬one else’s to the hot old-time tunesof the Pole Cats, one of this town’shoppin’est string bands. Sponsoredby the U of C Folklore Society, who'llprovide cookies and cider, and theChicago Barn Dance Co, who’ll teachyou all the right moves. At the IdaNoyes Cloister Club, tonight at 8 pm.ARTAustrian Drawings Works by three Aus¬trians you probably wouldn’t wantto meet in a dark alley: HermannNitsch is into Dionysian dismember-mant rituals; Gunter Brus goes forself-destructive (?) performance art,and Arnulf Rainer does internalorgans. The strong of heart can at¬tend an opening reception, Sun from4-6 pm. Thru Feb 23, at the Renais¬sance Society, 4th floor Cobb, 5811Ellis. Tues-Fri, 10-4, Sat-Sun, 12-4.Behind The Garden Wall A thematic ex¬hibition focusing on the garden as ametaphor for external growth/in¬ternal development. Eight recent graduates of the Art Institute arefeatured. Thru Feb 1 at the HydePark Art Center, 1701 E 53,324-5520; and at Artemisia, 341 WSuperior, 751-2016. Showing con¬currently at Artemisia, small sculp¬tures and artists books by NancyAzara, also thru Feb 1.Lisa Pines, Fred Stonehouse Theformer paints/sculpts objects, thelatter paints funny animal pictures.Opens today with a reception from6-10 pm, and runs thru Feb 8, at Be¬drock Gallery, 1550 N Milwaukee.Fri 1-5 pm, Sat-Sun 12-5 pm.Moonscapes and Time Images Eet ie noc¬turnal photomontages by RuthHumpton. Opens today with a recep¬tion from 5-7 pm, and runs thru Jan24, at U of I Chicago Gallery, 750 SHalsted. 996-8622.Robert Wilson: Drawings for "the CIVILwarS" Some original sketches forthe staging of the recent opera/per-formance piece. Opens today with areception from 5-7 pm, and runs thruFeb 1, at Rhona Hoffman Gallery,215 W Superior. 951-8828.Through the Looking Glass: Drawingsby Elizabeth Layton The 76-year-oldartist was a long time manic depres¬sive, recovering from her most re¬cent suicide attempt when she tookher first drawing class. The body ofwork she has compiled since thattime is not an art-as-therapy successstory, but rather an insightful andsometimes jolting view of the worldthru the eyes of an elderly womanwho is anything but a sweet oldgranny. The show will surely sur¬prise any expectations; the draw¬ings have a disturbing tone remini¬scent of the kitchen appliancedrawings of Eva Hesse. Thru Jan 18,at the Cultural Center, 78 E Washing¬ton. 744-6630 -SBTHEATERThe Master Builder by Henrik Ibsen. Anaging architect, trying to recreatehis youth, tries running up thatbuilding. Thru Feb 9 at CourtTheatre, 5535 S Ellis. 75S-4472Gentrification by Dean Corrin. ‘‘Urbanpioneers” (what?) try remodeling adream home in the city and clashwith prejudice. Welcome to the city.Opens Jan 17 and runs thru Mar 2 atVictory Gardens Theater, 2257 NLincoln. 871-3000The Chicago International Theatre Festi¬val Billed as a “first-ever event,” this ia a program bringing in theatercompanies from Great Britain,Japan, Italy, Spain, Israel, andSouth Africa. It promises to be inter¬esting. The British company fea¬tures Ian McKellen and is perform¬ing, among other plays, The RealInspector Hound, directed by authorTom Stoppard. The Israeli companywill perform in Hebrew with simulta¬neous English translations via head¬phones; the Japanese company willlikewise perform in their native lan¬guage and provide translation. TheSpanish company is performing a co¬medic production and the Italiantroupe is putting on a sgiow withclowns, jugglers, mimes, and otherperformance artists, rather than aplay. The South African company is“a multiracial theatre and refusesto accept state or any other supportwhich would attempt to influence itsartistic policy," according to thepress release. (It does now, howev¬er, claim to be apolitical. Hmm.) Tick¬ets are available for purchase indi¬vidually or for groups by calling644-FEST or 664-FEST. This is an op¬portunity to get in on the groundfloor of something which has the po¬tential to be very exciting. — LRMUSICThe Chicago Symphony Orchestra con¬ducted by Raymon Leppard, Anth¬ony and Joseph Paratore, Duo Pi¬anos, will be playing Chabrier’sSuite Pastrale, Bartok's Concertofor Two Pianos, and Bizet's Sym¬phony No. 1. Orchestra Hall, 220 SMichigan, Sat at 8 pm, 435-8111.The Allied Arts Orchestra Series willpresent an evening with the CracowPhilharmonic Orchestra KrzysztofPenderecki, Conductor, Yo-Yo Ma,Cello. Orchestra Hall, -220 S Michi¬gan, Sun at 7:30 pm, 435-8111.Oxford and Colorado Spring Quartetswill hold their world debut featur¬ing Brahms: Sextet in G for Strings,Op. 36, Zwilich: Double Quartet forStrings, and Mendelssohn: Octet inEb major for Strings, Op. 20.Chamber Music Chicago, 410 S Michi¬gan, Mon at 8 pm, 663-1628.Douglas Ewart's Clarinet Choir DouglasEwart has become one of Chicago’smost highly respected artists, as acomposer, instrument builder, andguiding force in the A.A.C.M. Chica¬go Filmmakers, 6 W Hubbard, Thursat 8 pm, 329-0854Elizabeth Layton, You Gotta Have Art. 1981GREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, 1986—3MAMBOby Paul ReubensAfter watching A Chorus Line: TheMovie, the large new film version of theultra-popular Broadway play, one wouldbe tempted to ask director Richard Atten¬borough were one to meet him, “Sir Rich¬ard, why are you such a whore?” A ChorusLine: The Movie is quite a whorish film,too—it wears a lot of make up, is strungwith lots of little bambles and flashinggolden lights, is graced with young, at¬tractive figures and talented dancers, con¬tains enormous doses of athletic gyra¬tions, but is still essentially hollowbeneath all the trappings. The cameraglides, slides, and twists before, amongst,and behind the characters involved in thefilm, but it’s only to Salome’s dance of athousand veils. It comes across as falseand dishonest because the director, Atten¬borough, doesn’t actually need to proveanything himself, and he lets you knowthis by creating a mise-en-scene which sep¬arates him completely from the stuff onthe screen. “This is all the tearfulness, sen¬sitivity, and solid emotion of the staged AChorus Line, I have created it, and put it onthe screen,” Attenborough seems to say,“but I don’t wish to be associated with thework, because I don’t care about what I’vedone. I only want my check.”Attenborough's detachment from hissubject is so noticeable because of his pre¬vious film which proceeded the mammoth-ly ostentatious Gandhi, a film whicn, whileno one could call it a masterpiece, certain¬ly evidenced a love on the director's partfor its subject, a love that is plainly miss¬ing in A Chorus Line. Instead, the viewerreceives perfunctory manipulation for sixdollars; is treated to nice things to watch,and, perhaps, if particulary sappy, shedsa few tears; but no one will become en¬deared to anything on the screen, so me¬ chanical and forced are the particulars ofthe direction.Perhaps the major problem is rooted inthe quality of the play, which (about a de¬cade old now) seems somewhat dated tothe visual-crazed animals of the jadedeighties. Within this tale of a number ofpeople who come to audition for a fewsmall parts in a play, the monologuesabout first love, sex, and parental inter¬ference seem laughably innocent, whencompared to the R-rated cable tv materialpeople have become accustomed to in thecynical modern decade. The innocence ofthe speeches could have been repaired byvarious means, one feels: by flashing backto the earlier events, but instead, thescript calls for the actors to stand awk¬wardly, while the camera whirls, dervish¬like, around and around, in a remarkableimitation of intimacy.The obvious intentions of A Chorus Lineare simple—take thirteen or so dancers, put them on stage, and make them talkabout their inner selves for a while. Onstage, this ensemble technique probablyworks just fine; being in the same roomwith people provides an aimiable sense ofimmediacy and closeness; however, onfilm, this emphasis on simplicity the use ofmainly one set, and those Big Chill-likecharacter revealing monologues engendera sense of claustrophobia—indeed, so res¬tricted are the filmakers to their set, thatthey leave it only for a few moments, sothat one actress can be seen moping backstage.In fact, the only variety in staging comesfrom the odd uses of lighting in the mono-logue/songs: during the halcyonic hit “Atthe Ballet,” the surroundings fade to adusky black light; in another song, adancer crows about how he lost his virgin¬ity in a graveyard, and the light chosen toillustrate is a dark blue. In all these cases,though, we never quite lose sight of the fact that we are still on one set and that ismore than a little tiresome; one feels thatthe filmakers are playing an unnecessarygame of psychological warfare. We neverleave the set, the same people are in cam¬era range at all times, and the majority ofthe dancing is high on athletics, all in aclear attempt to build a lying, false senseof closeness.The acting within this film gravitateswildly between the bargain basement am¬ateur hour “look at me beam” type, andthe immaculately intense and emotionallybelievable sort of performance. MikeDouglas, as the Larmatov-like (allusions toThe Red Shoes abound in this musical)choreographer/director who forces the au¬ditioning actors to undergo such on-stagetorture is quite good in a “sacrifice lovefor artistic creativity” type of way, as isSharon Brown, who played a perfectmuch-put-on secretary foil to the chroeo-grapher. Of the actors on the chorus lineitself, Vicki Frederick created a fine cyni¬cal, sexy, and slightly mature dancer, Aly-son Reed played with sweaty abandon therole of a starving actress taking a stepdown to work on the line, and Matt Westas the ambitious, balding young dancer,who wants the job well enough to cheat forit were all good. Some of the othermembers, conversely, are appalling;Charles McCowan’s hopelessly smarmyand cheerful tap dancer, Blane Savage asa too bland young waiter seeking a newjob, and Pam Slinger as a wimpy youngdrudge are particularly awful as they at¬tempt to sludge their ways through per¬formances reminiscent of high school the¬ater groups.A Chorus Line: The Movie is not an espe¬cially dreadful film, if one grades primari¬ly on a visual level: occasionally, when theviewer least expects it, there are mo¬ments of great impact in the film: my fa¬vorite moment comes when the director,after having interrogated his auditionersfrom his darkened seat in the auditioium,suddenly finds himself facing the others inthe light on stage for a brief moment ofequality. They look at each other silentlyfor a second before the order of direc¬tor/actor is reestablished. But, except forbrief moments like this which are few andfar between, the majority of this fiim isempty. The real director, Richard Atten¬borough, unable to break the surface ten¬sion surrounding good drama, insteadopted for a good-looking picture withnothing beneath. A Fassbinder or a Berg¬man may have been able to plumb deeperthe soul of backstage angst; whitebreadAttenborough cannot. You might as wellwatch MTV.LET'S DOkBRUNCH^ #SUNDAY NOON5336 GREENWOOD IBThe University of ChicagoookstoreCU<) hast 5Sth Street Chicago. -Illinois-/IT7 (212)%2-K72^ UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREOFFICE MACHINE DEPARTMENT970 E. 58th St., 2nd Floor962-3400SERVICE CENTER5020 So. 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Meistersingerbegan to exert a fascination over mewhen I received a recording of it for mythirteenth or fourteenth birthday; the en¬thusiasm of early adolescence neverfaded. While many other musical passionscame and went, Meistersinger held itsplace, or rather, kept climbing — everytime I heard it, the more I liked what Iheard. This continues to be the case: Meis¬tersinger is not simply my favorite opera,it’s my favorite work of art, period.So after all these years of having it infront of me on the page and on records, Iwondered if actually seeing the thingwould be anticlimactic, a letdown. Ineedn’t have worried, for whatever sortof idealized concept I had of the piece real¬ly didn’t do it justice: seeing the Lyricproduction revealed the Meistersingerwas even better than I had guessed. Themusic, I knew. The story, I knew. Even lis¬tening on records, it was impossible not toget caught up in the drama, to get in¬volved with its vividly drawn character,and even to laugh at some of the jokes — itwas impossible not to recognize that thiswas great musical theater. But it wasn’tuntil I saw it in the theater that I realizedthe most important thing of all: Meister¬singer plays like a house afire! The gags,the characters, the story just jump off thestage — they make contact. This is a mas¬terpiece, yes, but not a removed, Olympi¬an one; this is a warm and human master¬piece, one that lets us all share in itsgreatness, and not merely admire it up ona pedestal. This is a friendly masterpiece,the kind of masterpiece you could imaginehaving a few beers with at Jimmy’s; it's-'acombination of the down-home and the ele¬vated, a deep, profound view of humanitythat may leave you tears in your eyds, butalso with a smile on your face.How to describe Meistersinger? On thesimplest level, it's a boy meets girl story,where the boy and girl overcome a seriesof comic complications and eventuallymarry — quintessential happily-ever-after stuff. But there’s much more to itthan that. The complication, you see, isart: the girl is promised in marriage byher father to the winner of a song contest,judged by a fustian guild of aesthetic con¬servatives for whom the out-pourings ofthe young lover cut no ice — the boydoesn’t know their rules, and they throwhim out. The happy ending is achievedthrough the intervention of the cobblerHans Sachs, a member of the guild but nopedant, who instructs the boy in the rulesof the guild, enabling the young lover tocreate a song which not only wins him thegirl, but the approbation of the guild aswell, who recognize in this song a bold yetvalid departure from their old ways, andsalvation from the aesthetic stagnationthat threatened their rule-bound creativeefforts.The central figure of the opera is Sachs,the aging widower, poet, wit, and devil'sadvocate whose intrigues bring about thehappy ending in which art is put into theservice of life, and life into the service ofart. But this victory is now won withoutcost; there is genuine love between Sachsand the girl Eva, and it is not inconceivablethat she could become his wife. But by aid¬ing young Walther, Sachs sacrifices hishopes for a young bride, and admits tohimself that he has finally become an oldman, who must put thoughts of wooingaside. Sachs will not delude himself other¬wise, and realizes that he must live out hislife as what he is, not clinging to the waysof his past. In Sach’s story the two mainthemes of the entire opera are found: theneed to live in the present, to recognizethe value of old tradition and ways butnot allow one’s life, or art, to be governedby them, and the need to seek self-knowl¬edge, whether it be in finding one’s placein a community or an artistic tradition, orin arriving at a realization of one’s ownidentity through serious, possibly painful,self-examination. It is the tragedy ofBeckmesser, the paper-tiger villain of thepiece, that he goes through life fancyinghimself a great artist while in reality histalents are meager. The deception he per¬petrates in order to protect his reputationleads to his disgrace in front of the entirecommunity; Beckmesser lives a lie, and hesuffers for it. The message of Sachs andMeistersinger is that this sort of illusionand human folly does not have to ruleone’s life; there are better, nobler choices,and we are all free to make them. Thesephilosophical motifs spin through the plotsand sub-plots of the opera with the samesubtlety (and occasional blatancy) withwhich Wagner manipulates his musicalmotifs. The many stories told in Meister¬singer all illuminate the work’s mainthemes, some in a high-toned and philoso¬phical manner, others on the level of thelowest slapstick. It’s like a book of fables all pointing the same moral, in which thepages have been mixed up and yet, mira¬culously, the whole thing comes out mak¬ing sense. As well as being a remarkablyworked-out integrated piece of music,Meistersinger is a virtuoso symphony ofideas.Lyric’s production was a fine one. Thestandout performance was the Hans Sachsof baritone Thomas Stewart, a magnifi¬cent singing actor who invested Sachs withan engaging combination of dignity andwit. Not content to play the typical white-bearded sage, Stewart showed us a manof deep feeling, with a quick temper, morethan once close to exploding in frustra¬tion, but with the saving graces of a poeticsensibility and a warm-hearted sense ofhumor. It would be hard to separate com¬ments on his acting with condiments on hismusical performance, since so much of thischaracter was conveyed through the widevariety of vocal coloring at Stewart’s com¬mand; his formidable musicianship wasput entirely in the service of creating ahighly vivid, highly lovable Hans Sachs.The voice itself was in marvelous shape,capable of tender soft singing as well asthe most commanding declamation; it ishard to believe that this singer made hisoperatic debut almost thirty years ago.But then again, one could hardly expectsuch a multi-faceted, accomplished Sachsfrom anyone other than such a seasonedand mature artist.The Walther of tenor William Johns maynot have been on the same exalted inter¬pretive plane, but even so he was memo¬rable. One of the great features of Johns’performance was that his was completelyfree of the sort of posturing one en¬counters in heroic tenors; his Walther hada relaxed and likeable presence on stage,making him a sympathetic and delightfulromantic hero. His singing was wonderful;this is a grueling role, and Johns pacedhimself with great skill, never giving lessthan was needed, but by the end still hav¬ing enough in reserve to deliver a breath¬taking rendition of the Prize Song, sound¬ing so fresh you’d hardly guess that hehad been working his tail off for the pastfive hours. His voice, which in the past hasseemed rather dry to me, has never sound¬ed better — particularly in the third act,where it gleamed throughout. Baritone Ju¬lian Patrick’s Beckmesser was cunninglyunderplayed, making his resemblence toShakespeare’s Malvolio seem less thancasual; though perhaps Wagner did not in¬tend this, the audience had real sympathyfor this malicious, duped little man. His dy¬speptic demeanor provided an amusingphysical contrast to the heartier exteriorsof his fellow guild members, and hisRAN: BIGby Bob TravisAn anti-heroic film, Akira Kurosawa’sRan is an epic statement about the trans¬ference of feudal power, but not charisma,from Hidetora (Tatsuya Nakadai), theGreat Lord, to each of his three sons, Taro,Jiro, and Saburo. It relates how the twoolder sons fall victim to their own self-ag¬grandizement, while the other lives inexile. In this sense Ran loosely follows theKing Lear legend. Fittingly, the title trans¬lates as “chaos” or “confusion.”Several epic themes course through thisfilm: how loyalty is hard to discern; howthe corrupt seize power; and how madnessinforms art. The first theme, loyalty, con¬cerns, on the surface, the difficulty of see¬ing through insincerity. The Great Lordproclaims to his sons: “The time has cometo stable the steeds of war and give reinto peace.” He then demonstrates that it iseasier to break a single arrow than threetogether. But Saburo (Daisuke Ryu), theyoungest, breaks them with a brash re¬buke, whereupon the Great Lord banisheshim. The irony, however, is that the sym¬bolic implication of Saburo's gesture be¬comes reality. At the other extreme, theassent of the more “obedient” sons, Taroand Jiro, proves to mask their greater de¬sire for absolute power.Great leaders fail when they cannot re¬cognize and accept genuine criticism.Somehow their victories distort their judg¬ment, and their ideas seem more credulouswhen agreement is easily gained. Successbreeds contempt for inquiry. A leader’ssupremacy depends on superiority. Suchspecious beliefs preceded the downfall ofmany a “king” — Hidetora, Caesar, and,in our time, Richard Nixon. They all choseto exempt themselves from the con¬straints placed upon the common people.Yet supremacy carries a great price, how¬ever indirect. As such, Hidetora’s fall fromrespectability was of his own making —his sons only hastened it.As regards the corruptibility of Jiro (Jin-pachi Nezu), the “more mature” son, Kuro¬sawa indicates that opportunity alonedoes not induce crime. Rather it is the in¬teraction between chance and character bruised pantomime in the third act madeyou laugh and wince at the same time. Vo¬cally too he played it straight, offeringreal singing instead of the gimmicky whin¬ing some Beckmessers pass off as charac¬terization; this Beckmesser might wellhave won the sipging contest, had he beengiven better material.The main problem with the productionwas the Eva; seeing four performances ofthe opera in the space of two weeks, I sawthree different sopranos take the stage inthe role. The scheduled Eva, Nancy John¬son, took ill early in the run, returning forthe last three performances. In the two ofthese I saw it was clear Johnson has abeautiful voice, and can play the part ofEva to a tee; it was just as clear that shewas still indisposed, the voice not havingfully recovered from her illness. A shamereally, for despite the cracked notes andthe moments of obvious vocal distress, shewas a captivating Eva, all fake coyness inher first meeting with Walther, and show¬ing the beginnings of a new maturity inher scene with Sachs in the third act. I’dlike to see her under happier, healthiercircumstances. On December 4, the rolewas taken by Patricia Wells, and on De¬cember 7 by Kay Griffel. If Wells' voiceseemed more suited to the soubretteaspects of the role, Griffel’s, though per¬haps a bit mature-sounding for the love-struck girl of the first act, seemed more atease in the highly dramatic exclamationsof act three; neither did too well in thequintet — it wasn't ruined, but it wasrobbed of the quiet ecstasy of a smoother,more finly-tuned performance. Both wereperfectly acceptable subsitutes — theshow went on, splendidly even, but it wasclear that their performances were not onthe level of the other outstanding portray¬als in this production.Mezzo Sharon Graham was funny andearthy and just about everything else you could wish for from a Magdalena. Hersinging was excellent: firm and bright,with plenty of body in the tone and ad-miraby clear German diction. As her suit¬or, the cobbler’s apprentice Davi, DavidKuebler proved a good match for her, thefreshness of his lovely lyric tenor convey¬ing well the youth and vigor of this excit¬able, aimiabie young braggart. DimitriKavrakos was Eva’s father Viet Pogner;despite an occasionally stiff stage man¬ner, Kavrakos got the job done throughthe sheer beauty of his lush, powerfulbass. His address to the guild in the firstact was full of sincerity and nobility, andwas a model of basso cantante style. Ste¬fan Szkafarowsky got big laughs as thenight-watchman, as did the rest of themaster-singing guild whose varied bits ofcomic business in the first act guild meet¬ing scene made it one of the highlights ofthe evening (especially Paul Kreider asKonrad Nachtigall, who kept dozing off,just like the man sitting behind me).It might be said that the true starringrole in Meistersinger is that of the orches¬tra, and it was here that Lyric’s productionreally showed it mettle, for as fine as mostof the singing and acting was, it wasMarek Janowski’s conducting, and theplaying of the Lyric orchestra, that finallyput the seal on these performances. Thecomic scenes were witty and fleet-footed,and the big processions proceeded with allthe weight and mock pomposity you couldask for. The prelude to the third act wasstartlingly eloquent, with such singingstring tone that it was possible to followthe drama just by listening to the audi¬ence. There was never a static or stagnantmoment in this Meistersinger — on thestage and in the pit, it always kept mov¬ing, and it clearly knew where it wasgoing. Despite my high expectations, itwas definitely not a letdown.Final scene of a 1977 production of MeistersingerIN JAPANthat lead to corruption. Nonetheless, Jirois not the typical villian; he did not seekpower outright. Yet once it falls into hislap, he kills to retain it. Thereafter Jiro isseduced by Lady Kaeda (Mieko Harada),his alter ego and consort, who plots his de¬struction through the battle plans she de¬signs for him. Indeed it seems that the cor¬ruptible are too unwitting to rule alone.They live a perilous existence — they mustoutfox the world to remain in power. Ifthey fail, they sacrifice themselves; but ifthey succeed, they become more danger¬ous than even the Great Lords. No wonderthe bordering clans chose to attack Jiro.On the third theme, madness, Kurosawaconsolidates long standing concerns fromseveral previous films (Dodes'ka-den,Dersu Uzala, and Kagemusha). For in¬stance, Lord Hidetora, after being routedfrom his castle, roams the plains, a mad¬ man. He has been stripped of his charisma,the “affection” of his sons, Taro and Jiro,and his royal entourage. Upon seeing himon the plain, Tango, a former vassal, re¬marks: “In a mad world only the mad aresane.” This seems to parallel our moderncondition. Yet Tango later observes: “Thefailed mind sees the heart’s failings.”In Ran Kurosawa informs us of a feudalworld gone awry, and captures this skill¬fully in his images. For instance, the open¬ing scene, a boar hunt, has the look of apainting, with Hidetora and his sonsmounted and peering in opposite direc¬tions; after Hidetora banishes Saburo, heturns his back on his sons, only to face amountain; Taro and Lady Kaeda are them¬selves centered in a palatial room, buttheir status differences are suggested bythe camera angles; when Taro in turn ban¬ishes Hidetora, screaming insects givevoice to Hidetora s fathomless pain. Ran isthe summation of a brilliant career, a sea¬mless masterpiece in which intuitiondirects and reason reflects.The Jacksons in costume for the Victory tour.Pass the egg rolls, Michael.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, 1986—5PORN ON CAMPUS: LET THE STUDENT DECIDEby Stephanie Bacon andMichele Marie BonnarensIn the past, Student Governmentmonies, which should be considered to becommunity properties, have been used forthe rental of pornographic materials. Wesuggest that the student body ought to beallowed to consider the appropriatenessof this type of expenditure. We feel thatthis expenditure offends many membersof the community.Many people believe that pornographyis linked to violent crime, that it degradeswomen and undermines their self-respect,and that it damages everyone by misrep¬resenting human sexuality. Some believepornography to be a form of sex discrimi¬nation, which is against the policies of thisUniversity.The question of SG funding of pornogra¬phic materials has been raised in the past,in connection with the Lascivious CostumeBall. Decisions to fund the screening of pornographic films at the LCB were madequickly, without community input, andwithout channels for objection. We do notwish to prevent the LCB from taking place,but we believe that the community shouldhave a chance to dev.de whether we wantour money to be spent on pornography. Itis not our intention to censor, to debatewhether pornography should be legal, oreven to question the individual’s right touse pornographic materials. We simplyfeel that the student body should considerthe issue, and decide whether or not wefeel pornography is an appropriate ex¬penditure of the community’s money. Wepropose that a referendum be taken to de¬termine the community’s opinion.We all consent to the governance of SG,and we all benefit from their work. There¬ fore we feel that it is appropriate that wedefer judgement to the SG in the questionof what constitutes pornography. PerhapsSG could set up a committee that wouldcompile guildelines for what does anddoes not constitute pornography; perhapsthey would think it more advisable to ad¬dress the issue on a case-by-case basis. De¬cisions coutd be contested by the normalmeans available to students. Finally, thepurpose of our proposed referendum isnot limited to the Lascivious Costume Ball,but to any events or groups funded (inloans or grants) by S.G. Groups wishing touse pornographic materials would not bebarred from doing so, but would have tofund the rental or purchase of such materi¬als independently.In light of the above, we propose that the following referendum be placed on aballot polling the entire student body:Neither SG grants nor loans shall beused for the rental or purchase ofpornographic materials. What con¬stitutes pornography shall be deter¬mined by the student government.In order for this item to appear on theballot (which will be taken sixth week) weneed to collect 800 signatures. We will becollecting signatures in Reynolds Club incoming weeks. For more information, con¬tact Michele Marie Bonnarens thru herfolder in the divinity school, or StephanieBacon thru her college mail folder.RALLY FORSTRIKING TRIB WORKERSHope was the feeling in the air at the Tribune strike rally last Saturday. Massivecrowds of picketing workers and 10,000 supporters blocked the printing plant gatesfor virtually the entire day. Speeches were given, bands played, chants wereshouted, and the commentators said nothing like this had happened since the1930’s.Recently it had appeared that Tribune Mailers, Web Pressmen, andTypographers, who have been on strike since last summer, had no possibility ofachieving a victory over newspaper management. The paper continued to publish,delivery trucks went unchecked, editorial and business employees walked throughpicket lines.Just before Christmas I spoke with a striker who was dressed as Santa Clauseand handing candy canes to children outside the Tribune building on MichiganAvenue. It as cold — way below zero. “Some of the guys who are out just passed 30years with the Tribune,” he said. The company asked then to the awards dinner.They didn’t know if they should go. I told then to go on and take the dinner and gettheir gold watches with the Tribune Tower in the middle.” The future didn’t lookbright for the Tribune strikers.The strikers had wanted to have big rallies in the past; they were inpatient withthe fruitless picketing and the ineffective boycott of the paper. But their unionleaders and the Chicago Federation of Labor (CFL) cancelled those demonstra¬tions and told the workers they had another approach.Their strategy must have worked — this time the CFL called union members fromevery industry to the rally. Electricians, Plumbers, Glaziers, Printers and manyother union workers came out on that snowy morning and took the first hopefulstep towards winning.Steven Leslie6—FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALOUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PANIS NOW AVAILADLE IN HYDE PARKCocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-up"Chicago's best pizza!"—Chicago Magazine, March 1977"The iMbnate in pizzar - New York Times, January 1980S311S. 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