INSIDE:/ The vivisection TheRivalsMolar molesting debate continuespage four page three ■±Vh *M. pagenineThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 24 The University of Chicago ^Copyright 1985 Tuesday, December 3The University of Chicago Tuesday, December 3, 1985Canadian leaderto visit U of C College ashamedof late grade rateBy Robert PfefferContributing writerBrian Mulroney, the PrimeMinister of Canada, will visit theUniversity of Chicago, as part ofthe Time Magazine distingushedspeakers program. His speech,which is open to the public, isbeing sponsored by Time and theCommittee on Public Policy Stu¬dies.Mulroney’s speech, which willbe his only appearance in Chica¬go, will take place at Mandel Hallat 4 pm on December 4th. TheTime Magazine distingushedspeakers program, which was in¬itiated in 1984 to celebrate themagazine’s 60th anniversary,sponsors outstanding men andwomen to speak at colleges anduniversities across the country.Mr. Mulroney is the 3rd suchspeaker. The others, who spokeat other universities, were Presi¬dent Reagan and Vice Presiden-tal candidate Geraldine Ferraro.Wil-FredsBy Larry KavanaghStaff WriterIt now appears that the actici-pated courtroom finale to thetwo-year battle between the WilFreds Development Companyand the Hyde Park-Kenwood Con¬servation Community Council(CCC) will never happen.William Luxion Jr., vice-presi¬dent of Wil-Freds which wants tobuild a strip shopping center onthe northeast corner of 53rd Mulroney, 46, has been theleader of the Progressive Conser¬vative party since June of 1983.He won a seat from the district ofNova Scotia in the House of Com¬mons in August of 1983. In 1984, hebecame the Prime Minister, de¬feating Trudeau, the incumbent.Mulroney has been publicly ac¬tive since 1974. As one of the na¬tion’s most prominent labor law¬yers, he was appointed in May of1974 to the Cliche Royal Commis¬sion investigating violence in theQuebec construction industry. In1976 he was a candidate for theleadership of the ProgressiveConservative Party.Mulroney holds a BA in Politi¬cal Science from Saint FrancisXavier University in Nova Scotiaand a Bachelor of Law Degreefrom Laural University in Que¬bec City.In addition to his political work,Mulroney has been involved inis ready toStreet and Dorchester, said that aspecial subcommittee convenedlast month by the CCC is close toa formal agreement on the devel¬opment which would be satisfac¬tory to both parties. “The CCCwants some sort of agreementand we see no reason not to give itto them,” said Luxion.Meanwhile, the developer hasreceived preliminary approvalfor building permits to begin con¬struction on the site. Brian Mulroneymany charitable organizations.These include the United Way,the Big Brother Association ofCanada, the Quebec Associationfor the Mentally Retarded, theCanadian Juvenile DiabetesFoundation, and the MontrealHeart Fund.Mulroney is a 4th generationCanadian, the son of a paper com¬pany foreman. He and his wifeMila have three children.proceedWil-Freds plans for the shop¬ping center to contain approxi¬mately fiv3 stores. Perry Drugs,a nationwide discount drug/li¬quor/auto parts store, will an¬chor the strip. Luxion stated thatother possible tenants include anice cream parlor, a lens crafter,and clothing stores. He qualifiedthe type of merchant that will oc¬cupy the strip, stating that therewill be no special shops and thatall will be outlets for nationalchains.The key element which madeagreement possible now. Luxionstated, was the recognition by theCCC, a board empowered tochange the usage “designation”of land in the Hyde-Park-Ken-wood Urban Renewal Plan andthe community that Wil-Fredsreally does have undisputedbuilding rights on the lot in ques¬tion Because the city has notowned the northeast lot since theUrban Renewal Plan was estab¬lished. Wil-Freds argued thatthe plan, which designated the lotfor institutional use, does notapply. The development com¬pany told the CCC in July that thecommercial zoning of the landtook precedence over the desig¬nation. W’ith this point accepted,the CCC has no power to stop theconstruction of the shopping stripon the north side.Homer Ashby, an area residenton the special subcommittee,agreed in principle with Luxion'sassessment of the situation. “Theneighbors no longer have any le¬verage through the CCC,” hesaid.Only a month ago CCC chair¬man Ed Rothschild claimed thatthe CCC had jurisdiction over thepiece of property. However, thecity’s Corporation Council re¬fused a request by Rothschild l^stsummer to provide an opinion onthe matter. A legal expert con¬sulted by the Maroon in Augustconfidently predicted that if thecase were brought to court Wil-Freds would probably prevail.According to Luxion. the forth¬coming agreement with the CCCcontinued on page 14 By Larry PeskinStaff WriterIf you are a student in the Col¬lege, chances are good that one ofyour grades will be missing whenyou receive your grade reportover winter break. If blanks ap¬pear in the place of your grades »tis a sign that your prefessor waslate in turning in his grades to theRegistrar’s Office. College ad¬ministrators are unanimous indeploring the number of gradesturned in late each quarter.Spring quarter of 1985 was, ac¬cording to Registrar Maxine Sul¬livan, a quarter in which facultywere unusually prompt in report¬ing their grades. Nevertheless se¬venteen percent of all gradeswere reported too late to be in¬cluded in grade reports for thatquarter, despite the face that thedeadline was extended by 24hours. Normally the number oflate grades hovers around 20%. Iffewer than 78% of all grades areturned in by the deadline, theTuesday of the week followingfinals week, the registrar willusually extend the deadline. It isnot at all unusual for the deadlineto be extended.Sullivan noted that “in generalif grades are not turned in by the(Tuesday) deadline, they aren'tworth waiting for” because theywill not be reported by the ex¬tended deadline either. Sullivanhas even encountered studentswho did not receive a singlegrade on their grade reports; in¬stead they brought home fourblanks.Why would faculty members beso lax in reporting students'grades? Donald Levine, dean ofthe College, sees four major rea¬sons. Faculty may be “takingspecial care to do a responsiblejob of evaluating term papers" sothat the grade the student re¬ceives will accurately reflect hisprogress. Secondly there may betechnical difficulties such as lackof communication between labassistants and lecturers. Facultymay not be aware of the negativeconsequences for College stu¬dents who recieve late grades,and finaly there is a small per¬centage of the faculty which sim¬ply is irresponsible.In an attempt to make facultyaware of the problem of lategrades Levine included a stron¬gly worded section on submissionof course grades in a letter sentout to the faculty October elev¬enth. He noted the students cannot apply to graduate schoolswithout complete transcripts,that advisors can not identifyDean’s List or probationary stu¬dents, and that College Aid cannot certify academic progress forloan checks until they receive acomplete transcript. He conclud¬ed by urging faculty to get theirgrades to the registrar on timeLevine and Sullivan both notethat, despite the enormity of theproblem of late grades today, thesituation has improved from pastyears, when Sullivan remembersthe registrar would mail outgrade reports even if 30% of allgrades were still outstandingLevine contends that one majorreason for this improvement is the change which former Biologi¬cal Sciences division MasterJames Teeri initiated in the Bi-Sci core courses. When Teeri be¬came Master, labs were run by aseparate administrative bodyfrom that running the lecturecourses. Students registered se¬parately for labs and there wasno uniform procedure for incor¬porating lab grades into lectureDonald Levinegrades. Since 1984 the procedurehas been uniform and lab se¬quences are no longer separatefrom lecture sequences. As a re¬sult of these changes the numberof late grades for these courseshas dropped dramatically.In an effort to further reducethe number of late grades Levinenow sends out a note to chronical¬ly late faculty asking them to bemore prompt. He also sends alisting of late faculty prepared bythe Registrar to the Masters ofthe faculty’s respective divisionsin the hope that they can help cor¬rect the problemOne administrator who admitsto occasionally turning in classgrades late is Herman Schultz.Dean of Students in the CollegeSinaiko believes one major rea¬son grades are so often late isthat faculty who normally teachcontinued on page 14 ArthurUEllisSave a bundle on Apple’sholiday package.This year, we’ve put together a computer system that access information faster. And the ImageWriter™ printerwill make anyone’s Christmas stockings roll up and down, lets you print out crisp copies of your work. 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Inc Macintosh is a trademark of McIntoshlaboratory Inc and is being used with its express permissionINSIDE:/ The vivisectionMolar molesting debate continues,page four page three "af* ?rtf[ W#"***^ ,„***#■The Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 24 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1985 Tuesday, December 3The University of Chicago Tuesday, December 3, 1985Canadian leaderto visit U of C College ashamedof late grade rateBy Robert PfefferContributing writerBrian Mulroney, the PrimeMinister of Canada, will visit theUniversity of Chicago, as part ofthe Time Magazine distingushedspeakers program. His speech,which is open to the public, isbeing sponsored by Time and theCommittee on Public Policy Stu¬dies.Mulroney’s speech, which willbe his only appearance in Chica¬go, will take place at Mandel Hallat 4 pm on December 4th. TheTime Magazine distingushedspeakers program, which was in¬itiated in 1984 to celebrate themagazine’s 60th anniversary,sponsors outstanding men andwomen to speak at colleges anduniversities across the country.Mr. Mulroney is the 3rd suchspeaker. The others, who spokeat other universities, were Presi¬dent Reagan and Vice Presiden-tal candidate Geraldine Ferraro.Wil-FredsBy Larry KavanaghStaff WriterIt now appears that the actici-pated courtroom finale to thetwo-year battle between the WilFreds Development Companyand the Hyde Park-Kenwood Con¬servation Community Council(CCC) will never happen.William Luxion Jr., vice-presi¬dent of Wil-Freds which wants tobuild a strip shopping center onthe northeast corner of 53rd Mulroney, 46, has been theleader of the Progressive Conser¬vative party since June of 1983.He won a seat from the district ofNova Scotia in the House of Com¬mons in August of 1983. In 1984, hebecame the Prime Minister, de¬feating Trudeau, the incumbent.Mulroney has been publicly ac¬tive since 1974. As one of the na¬tion’s most prominent labor law¬yers. he was appointed in May of1974 to the Cliche Royal Commis¬sion investigating violence in theQuebec construction industry. In1976 he was a candidate for theleadership of the ProgressiveConservative Party.Mulroney holds a BA in Politi¬cal Science from Saint FrancisXavier University in Nova Scotiaand a Bachelor of Law Degreefrom Laural University in Que¬bec City.In addition to his political work,Mulroney has been involved inis ready toStreet and Dorchester, said that aspecial subcommittee convenedlast month by the CCC is close toa formal agreement on the devel¬opment which would be satisfac¬tory to both parties. “The CCCwants some sort of agreementand we see no reason not to give itto them,” said Luxion.Meanwhile, the developer hasreceived preliminary approvalfor building permits to begin con¬struction on the site. Brian Mulroneymany charitable organizations.These include the United Way,the Big Brother Association ofCanada, the Quebec Associationfor the Mentally Retarded, theCanadian Juvenile DiabetesFoundation, and the MontrealHeart Fund.Mulroney is a 4th generationCanadian, the son of a paper com¬pany foreman. He and his wifeMila have three children.proceedWil-Freds plans for the shop¬ping center to contain approxi¬mately fiv;) stores. Perry Drugs,a nationwide discount drug/li¬quor/auto parts store, will an¬chor the strip. Luxion stated thatother possible tenants include anice cream parlor, a lens crafter,and clothing stores. He qualifiedthe type of merchant that will oc¬cupy the strip, stating that therewill be no special shops and thatall will be outlets for nationalchains.The key element which madeagreement possible now, Luxionstated, was the recognition by theCCC, a board empowered tochange the usage “designation”of land in the Hyde-Park-Ken-wood Urban Renewal Plan andthe community that Wil-Fredsreally does have undisputedbuilding rights on the lot in ques¬tion. Because the city has notowned the northeast lot since theUrban Renewal Plan was estab¬lished. Wil-Freds argued thatthe plan, which designated the lotfor institutional use, does notapply. The development com¬pany told the CCC in July that thecommercial zoning of the landtook precedence over the desig¬nation. W'ith this point accepted,the CCC has no power to stop theconstruction of the shopping stripon the north side.Homer Ashby, an area residenton the special subcommittee,agreed in principle with Luxion’sassessment of the situation. “Theneighbors no longer have any le¬verage through the CCC,” hesaid.Only a month ago CCC chair¬man Ed Rothschild claimed thatthe CCC had jurisdiction over thepiece of property. However, thecity’s Corporation Council re¬fused a request by Rothschild l&stsummer to provide an opinion onthe matter. A legal expert con¬sulted by the Maroon in Augustconfidently predicted that if thecase were brought to court Wil-Freds would probably prevailAccording to Luxion, the forth¬coming agreement with the CCCcontinued on page 14 By Larry PeskinStaff WriterIf you are a student in the Col¬lege, chances are good that one ofyour grades will be missing whenyou receive your grade reportover winter break. If blanks ap¬pear in the place of your grades itis a sign that your prefessor waslate in turning in his grades to theRegistrar’s Office. College ad¬ministrators are unanimous indeploring the number of gradesturned in late each quarter.Spring quarter of 1985 was, ac¬cording to Registrar Maxine Sul¬livan, a quarter in which facultywere unusually prompt in report¬ing their grades. Nevertheless se¬venteen percent of all gradeswere reported too late to be in¬cluded in grade reports for thatquarter, despite the face that thedeadline was extended by 24hours. Normally the number oflate grades hovers around 20%. Iffewer than 78% of all grades areturned in by the deadline, theTuesday of the week followingfinals week, the registrar willusually extend the deadline. It isnot at all unusual for the deadlineto be extended.Sullivan noted that “in generalif grades are not turned in by the(Tuesday) deadline, they aren’tworth waiting for” because theywill not be reported by the ex¬tended deadline either. Sullivanhas even encountered studentswho did not receive a singlegrade on their grade reports; in¬stead they brought home fourblanks.Why would faculty members beso lax in reporting students’grades? Donald Levine, dean ofthe College, sees four major rea¬sons. Faculty may be “takingspecial care to do a responsiblejob of evaluating term papers" sothat the grade the student re¬ceives will accurately reflect hisprogress. Secondly there may betechnical difficulties such as lackof communication between labassistants and lecturers. Facultymay not be aware of the negativeconsequences for College stu¬dents who recieve late grades,and finaly there is a small per¬centage of the faculty which sim¬ply is irresponsible.In an attempt to make facultyaware of the problem of lategrades Levine included a stron¬gly worded section on submissionof course grades in a letter sentout to the faculty October elev¬enth. He noted the students cannot apply to graduate schoolswithout complete transcripts,that advisors can not identifyDean’s List or probationary stu¬dents. and that College Aid cannot certify academic progress forloan checks until they receive acomplete transcript. He conclud¬ed by urging faculty to get theirgrades to the registrar on time.Levine and Sullivan both notethat, despite the enormity of theproblem of late grades today, thesituation has improved from pastyears, when Sullivan remembersthe registrar would mail outgrade reports even if 30% of allgrades were still outstandingLevine contends that one majorreason for this improvement is the change which former Biologi¬cal Sciences division MasterJames Teeri initiated in the Bi-Sci core courses. When Teeri be¬came Master, labs were run by aseparate administrative bodyfrom that running the lecturecourses. Students registered se¬parately for labs and there wasno uniform procedure for incor¬porating lab grades into lectureDonald Levinegrades. Since 1984 the procedurehas been uniform and lab se¬quences are no longer separatefrom lecture sequences. As a re¬sult of these changes the numberof late grades for these courseshas dropped dramatically.In an effort to further reducethe number of late grades Levinenow sends out a note to chronical¬ly late faculty asking them to bemore prompt. He also sends alisting of late faculty prepared bythe Registrar to the Masters ofthe faculty’s respective divisionsin the hope that they can help cor¬rect the problem.One administrator who admitsto occasionally turning in classgrades late is Herman Schultz.Dean of Students in the CollegeSinaiko believes one major rea¬son grades are so often late isthat faculty who normally teachcontinued on page 14 ArthurUEllisSAO’s annualDebate continues on proposed animal rights billBy Marcia LehmbergStaff WriterControversy is continuing over a Wash¬ington administration proposal to place newrestrictions on animal research in the cityof Chicago.The restrictions, part of a proposed ordi¬nance which would amend the chapte.r ofthe City Municipal Code which deals withthe treatment and regulation of animals, in¬clude the following:• Animals to be used for research can beprovided only by facilities which are li¬censed by the Illinois State Department ofAgriculture “to breed, raise and furnish an¬imals for the express purpose of researchand education”, or by owners whose ani¬mals “suffer from affliction or disease thatmay be benefited from experimental treat¬ment or procedure and who execute a writ¬ten release to the receiving person, institu¬tion, enterprise or agency.”• Any facility in Chicago which conductsanimal research must register with the De¬partment of Animal Care and Control of thecity of Chicago. The registration consists ofthe name, address, and telephone numberof the facility, the names of all persons atthe facility involved in the research, the ad¬ dresses of all locations where animals areused or kept, “the name and telephonenumber of the responsible person at each lo¬cation, a schedule of hours and days whencustodial care is furnished, and the name,location, and telephone number of the re¬sponsible person during non-custodialtime”, and an outline of the facility’s pro¬cedure for the general care of the animals.• Inspections by the Department of Ani¬mal Care and Control within 30 days of theregistration are required. There are finesfor failure to register, and the Departmentis authorized to file charges against facili¬ties which mistreat animals.Michelle Gaspar, public relations manag¬er for the Anti-Cruelty Society, said that theSociety supports the first restriction be¬cause it forbids the city pound to sell ani¬mals for research purposes, and the Soci¬ety’s policy statement opposes the sale ofsurplus animals from pounds. She statedthat “the public confidence is undermined”when the city pound sells animals for ani¬mal research, since the pound is expected toeither place the animals in homes or havethem euthanized.Gaspar emphasized that the Anti-CrueltySociety differs from the Anti-Vivisection- ists. and that it is not responsible for any labbreak-ins or harassment of researchers.She stated that the Society is not opposed tothe use of animals for research, but favorsthe fewest possible number of animals andexperiment trials. The group also favors al¬ternate methods such as computer simula¬tion and tissue culture studies where poss¬ible.According to Lorna Straus, associate pro¬fessor in the Department of Anatomy andthe College, computer simulation is a “agood issue to be discussed (when it con¬cerns) the use of animals for research.” butit is not a viable alternative to practice onanimals for medical students. She notedthat if she. as a parent, had a child who hada wound requiring sutures, she would notwant the child to be treated by an internwhose only experience came from com¬puter simulation. She would want the internto have had practice with animals.Jonathan Kleinbard. vice president forUniversity News and Community Affairs,agreed, saying that it is “clear that workbeing done on major diseases cannot bedone on computers.”According to Kleinbard. the Universityhad submitted testimony on a number of issues to the City Council Committee on An¬imal Treatment and Control, which is han¬dling the proposed ordinance. One of theseissues is that the proposed ordinance dupli¬cates existing legislation, particularly legis¬lation on the federal level. Kleinbard alsosaid that the University “had been in favorfor a number of years for some kind of legis¬lation to protect pets from becoming subjects for research”, but its position nov. isthat the proposed ordinance is excessive.One issue of concern to Gaspar. Strausand Kleinbard is that the registration ofnames, addresses, and telephone numbersof persons involved with animal researchcould lead to harassment. Gaspar said thatshe “sympathizes with the medical re¬searchers” about the availability of this in¬formation. Straus also said that harassmentis a possibility.Kleinbard agreed with them, mentioningthat a director of news at the University hadbeen physically threatened when animal re¬search was an issue during the Byrne ad¬ministration. However, he stated that, forthe University, “the bottom line is that theproposed ordinance probably would put anend to animal research. It is the most re¬strictive in the country.”Future of Jewish Community in 2000 to be discussedBy Doug RosemanContributing WriterExamining various theories on the futureof the Jewish Community, Dr. Peter B.Friedman will speak at the Hillel Founda¬tion on December 4,1985 as part of the facul¬ty lunch programFriedman will speak on the topic: “TheJewish Community in the Year 2000: Beingor Nothingness? A Critical Report on Cur¬rent Demographic Studies.” His talk w'il! bean examination of various demographic stu¬dies written over the last 15 years.There is a wide range of different opinionsabout what the demographic trends in theJewish Community are. and how thosetrends will translate into the actual situa¬tion in the Jewish Community. Friedmanwill examine the divergent demographic-studies in attempt to understand some of theoverlying assumptions and premises usedby the demographers. Part ol Friedman’s purpose is giving thistalk to introduce and publicize the idea ofrigorous, scholarly examination of the Jew¬ish population. Friedman would like to ac¬quaint people with the idea that this re¬search is going on. and that it has animportant effect on Jewish communal deci¬sions about programs and policies. In keep¬ing with the institution of engaging in schol¬arly research about the Jewish community.Friedman will critique that research andoffer his thought about what the differencesin research assumptions mean.Friedman is presently the Assistant Ex¬ecutive Director for Budget and Planningfor the Jewish Federation of MetropolitanChicago. He has been involved in demogra¬phic and sociologic studies of the JewishCommunity for over 10 years.Starting with a BA from Williams College,y A symposium presented bym the Bulletin of the Atomic ScientistsModerated byJohn CallawayPanelists:Ruth Adams, director, International Security Program,The MacArthur FoundationDavid Broder, columnist, The New York TimesFr. Theodore Hesburgh, president,Notre Dame UniversityKevin Klose, journalist, The Washington PostW.K.H. Panofsky, director, Stanford LinearAccelerator LaboratoryJohn Simpson, professor of physics,University of ChicagoJerome Wiesner, past president, MITMeet with these outstanding panelists to discuss the problems ofnuclear war and opportunities for peace.Free admissionThursday, December 12, 2-5:30 p.m.Mandel FTcU University of Chicago57th Stree? md Universitv Avenue Frieaman went on to the Free University inBerlin and then to the University of Chica¬go He received his PhD in Political Science1979 with a dissertation on the Jewish Com¬munity. Friedman’s talk will be held at the HillelFoundation, 5715 S. Woodlawn at 12 noon onWednesday. December 4. 1985. The cost oflunch is $4.00, and reservations can be madeby calling the Hillel office at 752-1127.caps moves CorrectionsCareer and Placement Services (CAPS)will relocate from the second floor of Reyn¬olds Club to the fourth floor of the Zoologybuilding for two months effective December5th.CAPS is moving because the second floorof Reynolds Club will be renovated. The Ca¬reer library and job postings will remain inReynolds Club, but will be moved to room202. A secretary will be located with the jobpostings to provide referrals.To make an appointment w'ith a CAPSstaff member, go to Zoology or call CAPS’main number at 962-7040. All staff phonenumbers will remain the same during therelocation.The recruiting program will also be relo¬cated to Zoology. A quote was incorrectly attributed to RonMolteni in a November 26th article entitled“There’s no place like home for theholidays.”A photo caption on the front page of theNovember 22nd issue of the Maroon incor¬rectly identified Jim Fowler as the founderof The Rverson Atronomical Society. TheSociety was founded in 1936.* * *Two of the women participating in theMock Summit on November 11 were notmembers of Women for Peace, as indicatedin a November 19th issue, but are membersof the University of Chicago Outreach Pro¬gram on Nuclear Weapons Issues.nusionusio nosicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Tuesday, December 3 - Paul O’Dette, lute; Nigel Rogers,tenor.8:00 p.m. Mandel HallFirst concert of the 1985-86 Early Music SeriesAirsde Court: Dowiand; Lawes Purcell. Moretti Giuliani: andSchubert.Admission $10; UC students. $6 Tickets and series informationavailable in the Department of Music Concert Office GoodspeedHall 310. 962-8068Thursday, December 5 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallEdith Lowe Auner. pianoMusic by Mozart. Bach Debussy, and Philip Fried s ThreeMovements for Piano. "Admission is freeFriday, December 6 - Manhattan String Quartet with CaryLewis, piano8:00 p.m., Mandel HallEric Lewis and Roy Lewis, violins. John Dexter, violaJudith Glyde, celloShostakovich: String Quarter No 3. Schumann Quartet #3 in A. op41. Dvorak Quintet in A for piano and strings, op 81Admission $10; UC students. $6 Tickets and information m theMusic Department Concert Office. GoH310 962-8068Saturday, December 7 - University Symphony Orchestra8:30 p.m., Mandel HallRossini Overture to Semiramide. Brahms Variations on a Theme ofHaydn, op 56a Sibelius Symphony No 3 in C. op 52Barbara Schubert, conductorAdmission is free donations accepted $3. adults $ 1 students.Sunday, December 8 - University Chorus, Women’s Chorus,and Motet Choir.8:00 p.m., St. Thomas the Apostle Church(Woodlawn & 55th St.)Works by Josqum, Lasso Mendelssohn, Bruckner, Brahms. BrittenBerger, Kverno, and othersBruce Tammen, conductorAdmission is freeAUDITIONSfor membership in all Department of Music performanceorganizations will be held at the beginning of Winter Quarter,January 6th and 7th, 1986. Information and appointments in thMusic Department Mam Office; Goodspeed Hall 309. 3ir>♦38o3io3-HpnosionugiprwsirsiiOlfcagb ■sriav. De<The MaroonI* . . „ . \ . A *»'■*Student Newspaper ai the University of ChicagoCOLUMNK-Mart DentistryBy Ken ArmstrongStaff WriterThough the envelope’s return address wasthe University of Chicago Medical Center,the letter inside read like some kind of flyerfrom K-Mart.“Dear University of Chicago student:“The University of Chicago Section ofOral and Maxillofacial Surgery is offering adiscount to students needing removal oftheir third molars, more commonly knownas ‘wisdom teeth.’“The fee for wisdom teeth extraction is$225. which is $200 less than the average fee.All undergraduate and graduate studentsmay take advantage of our discount. .. ”As I read the letter, my heart startedthumping heavily. Hallucinations hit. I wassuddenly in K-Mart, sprinting towards thehot lure of the blue blaze, intent on gettingmy teeth wrenched from their sockets be¬fore the light should flicker and the discountdie.After all, a sale is a sale. And 47 percentdiscounts aren’t offered every day.Eventually, however, my shopper’s feverbegan to dissipate. With stillshaking hands 1dropped the letter on the desk As I went toget a towel to dab off the cold sweat on myforehead, there was a knock on the frontdoor. surrender as 1 ran to get my coat. “Maybe 1can just talk them into yanking out myfourth of fifth molars. Maybe my inci¬sors.”. “Or your front teeth.” Karin stammered.“Or just have them separated like The Re¬frigerator or Leon Spinks.”“Yeah, yeah, that sounds great,” I an¬swered mindlessly. Then tne phone rangjust as we were racing out the door. It wasBabbit, a future MBA.“You’re kidding!” I cried into the phone.“You can’t be serious.”“Yup.” Babbit repeated, “rumor has itthat the hospital is selling gift certificatesfor Christmas. One guys says he bought onefor two hours of hemorrhoid surgery. Sayshe’s going to give it to his Dad.”“That’s incredible!”“Yeah, and it gets better.” Babbit contin¬ued. “I also heard the hospital is givingaway old socks sweated in by Michael Jor¬dan to the first 100 students to have theirmolars molested.”That did it. The incentive was just toomuch. I threw the phone down, grabbedKarin by the arm and dashed for the car.When we got to the hospital there wereabout 15 people already in line.“Wisdom teeth giving you problems?” Iasked the guy in front of me.It was Karin, my next-door neighbor.“Ken!, Ken!,” she screamed as she pulledon my lapels. “Did you see this?!”The same letter was in her quakinghands. She started to wave it around“Uh, yeah.” I answered timidly. "I’mjust trying now to recover.”“Recover?! What are you talkingabout?” she cried incredulously. “Didn’tyou see that the hospital lost money lastyear*7 They’re getting desperate, don’t y ousee?” her eyes grew sharp and narrow likea vulture’s. “We’re talking discounts here.Just think of this as, as ... a fire sale! Or bet¬ter yet - liquidationI was starting to get excited again. “No.no, just stop it,” I pleaded. “I’m not inter¬ested.”But she continued to pound away at mywill power. “47 percent. 47 percent! They’relimping along, Ken. losing money. Whoknows*’” she asked in a frenze, “we mayeven be able to talk the price down. Or ... orbetter!”“But I’ve already had my wisdom teethpulled,” I whined.“So what?” she asked, moving in for thekill. “We all buy things we don’t need."Then she whispered. “That’s the beauty of asale!”“Dammit, you’re right!” 1 squealed in “No, not at all.” he answered. “But justlook at what the letter says.” He pulled itfrom his pocked and started reading. “Youshould not wait until your third molars arepainful before having them removed be¬cause then the infection will have to betreated before we can extract them.”I nodded.“And the stuff about pain radiating to theside of the face and back to the ear justscared me shitless,” he went on. "And be¬sides, the letter says we can get anesthesia.I just love anesthesia.”As everyone in line nodded enthusiastical¬ly, off in the distance another azure spot¬light attacked the sky. a blitzkrieg of blue.“What the hell is that?” Karin asked.“Didn’t you hear?” someone in the frontof the line asked. “That light’s from the Di¬vinity School. It’s having a sale of it’s owntoday. For ten bucks you get ten sins — allpre-confessed.”My hands started to shake. Cold sweatpermeated my pores. Karin franticallygrabbed my arm and we were off again.Odysseus freed to follow the K-Martsirens“But Karin.” I implored, “neither one ofus is Catholic!”“But Ken.” she grinned, “that’s thebeauty of a sale!”The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago. Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor in ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorKaren E. 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Davi 1McNulty, Jennifer Mechem, Frank Michaels. Sam D. Miller. Melissa Moore. LaurerMurphy. Rob Nadelson, Karin Nelson. Matt Nickerson. Larry Peskin, Clark PetersPhil Pollard, Terry Rudd. Kristin Scott. Matt Schaefer, Rick Senger. Frank SingerSue Skufca, Sonja Spear, Frances Turner. Christina Voulgarelis. Christine Wright.Contributors: Trina Burek, Katie Fox. Robert Pfeffer, Doug Roseman \m ?m> 6OT6 CASH?!WflWWIPMEiCAfc?tor mu .lift coach's m>ATHlSlC DIRECTOR’S?LETTERSAIA beheads straw menTo the Editor: But once again, is there anyone who be-The article by Les Csorba and MatthewScully that appeared in the Chicago Maroonfor November 22 is loaded with invalid rea¬soning and arguments pitched againststraw men. For example, why are Les andMatt so extremely anxious to establish thefollowing?The right of academic freedom is notthe same as the right of free speech.To act as though they were identicalis an evasion, a rhetorical ruse.Is there anyone on the face of the Earth whobelieves that the right of academic freedomis the same as free speech?Well, if you don’t have any good argu¬ments against the real positions of your op¬ponents, you can try the straw man fallacy.You can pitch arguments against positionsthat your opponents do not hold and hopethat the audience doesn’t know the dif¬ference. Pursuing that strategy, Csorba andScully continue:“I have a right to profess my ownopinions,” does not lead logically to“And you must hire me to do so.”But is there anyone (except Csorba andScully’s straw man perhaps) who believesthat the first proposition does lead logicallyto the second? Here again they are attack¬ing a position that does not belong to the de¬fenders of academic freedom. In the samevein they argue that :“Universities were not set up aroundthe country merely to provide mal¬contents with a means of registeringtheir grievances against society.”(Emphasis added.)The only goodTo the Editor:On what basis do Csorba and Scully claimthat Anderson’s “challenge” of hisstudents’ beliefs is probably denigration?Unless they have sat in the class, know so¬meone who has. or are mind readers, this isa mere blatant demonstration of prejudice.“(I)t is surely not unreasonable forwhomever is paying Terry to decidewhether or not he’s got the right idea abouthis calling.” So far, Csorba and Scully havenot said one substantive thing about Ander¬son’s teaching of history. Is Anderson agood teacher of history? Does he accuratelyand fairly represent both/most/all sides ofan issue? Does he make his own prejudicesclear at the beginning and through a class0Notice the vague assertions throughoutCsorba and Scully’s piece. “Now theybecome college professors...Offer them theprivilege of exercising this right, andscholars of this sort come rushing up. Heand the others become our concern onlywhen they take to acting out their inner tur¬moil in the classroom...whereas most ofthem prefer to stay under the brush...someof his colleagues...no one is saying thatthese visionaries...Some of these peoplehave got the idea that academic freedom...”That is, Csorba and Scully consistently tryto frighten the reader with vague references lieves that universities were set up to pro¬vide malcontents with a means of registeri¬ng their grievances against society? Why doCsorba and Scully insist on beheading somany straw men?Csorba and Scully never address the realposition of the defenders of academic free¬dom. The latter emphatically do not con¬ceive of it as “simply a means by which weprotect and nurture such valuable nationalassets as themselves.” Academic freedomis not a means to protect any individual orgroup of individuals. And it is certainly nota means to protect any bad professors.Under conditions of academic freedom,good ideas and strong arguments have noth¬ing to fear, and bad ideas and weak argu¬ments can expect to be short-lived. Butwithout academic freedom even good ideasnecessarily suffer. As Mr. Podesta puts it inhis opposing article: “Any effort to limit theexchange of ideas leads to be dumbingdown’ of education as a whole.”Since Csorba and Scully never addressthe real position of the defenders of academ¬ic freedom, but instead spend their entireargument knocking the stuffing out of strawmen of their own creation, we can only con¬clude that they have no good argumentsagainst the real positions of their opponents.If Accuracy in Academia were really con¬cerned with accuracy and fairness, it is in¬conceivable that its Executive and NationalDirectors could have written such an inac¬curate, biased, unfair, and mean-spiritedarticle.Steve Avardopinion is a...to they, them and others, without definingwho they’re really talking about.I know of no school which would harbor aprofessor who taught nothing other than hisown opinions. It’s true that most professorshave a perspective on the subject theyteach, and their opinions shape theirperspective. I suggest that what puts Csor¬ba and Scully into such a tizzy is that theseprofessors dare to have opinions other thanCsorba and Scully’s opinions. In this par¬ticular case, if we assume that every factthat Scully and Csorba have presented istrue, does this establish that ProfessorAnderson is a bad teacher of history, that hehas no substantive knowledge of the area’.’No, of course not. It might be true thatAnderson is the worst professor ever, butCsorba and Scully haven't demonstrated it.I found Csorba and Scully’s piece to besleazy, poorly reasoned, unconvincing,biased, and essentially worthless. I’d be in¬terested in a good piece on why we mustmonitor classrooms. Is there a political biasamong professors? If so, is it a detriment totheir teaching? Those are the worthwhilequestions. Unfortunately, Csorba and Scullyseem unprepared to deal with anythingmore difficult than their play-pen levelmudslinging.Douglas WinfieldPublication noticeThis is the last regular issue of the Maroon. 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Sunday throughThursday. 4 p.m. to closingPhone 241-79601321 E. 57th St.Sun.-Thur. 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-l :30 a.m.The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, December 3. 1985-d. Hours:s©1986 DEVARJ DESIGN PHOTO SHANOORMR. Q'S NEW PARTY TRAYS ARE FANTASTICBUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.That’s right. Mr. G now has PartyTrays. And you better believeMr. G is going to give you aspread that’s going to be ooohedand aaahed and mmm. mmm-ed.A spread that'll be sogood, it’ll be gone before youcan say. “Mr. G’You can choose fromscrumptious Meat Platters piledhigh with four of your favorites. Like Roast Beef. Corned Beef.Turkey. Or Ham.Luscious Smoked FishPlatters w'ith Nova Lox. KipperedSalmon. Whitefish. And Sable.Tasty Salad Trays withTuna Salad. Egg Salad Or evenChopped Herring.There are Vegetable Trayswith dip Fresh Fruit Trays.MR. G'S. 53RD & KIMBARK. Cheese Trays. Even Dessert Trays.All Trays must be orderedat least three days in advanceand in most cases, must be foreight or more people. For details,stop by Feasts, our gourmet deli.Party Trays at Mr G’s. Forhome. For school. For the office.You’re gonna love ’em Mr. Ggives you his word on it. “There really isa Mr. G at Mr. Gs."y-, -6—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday. December 3, 1985December 3, 1985The LegacyofJohn Belushiby Stephan Lou“Good evening ladies and gentlemen andwelcome to the Universal Amphitheatre. Hereit is in the late 1970's going on late 1985, youknow so much of the music we hear today ispre-programmed electronic disco, we neverget to hear master bluesmen practicing theircraft anymore. By the year 2006, the musicknown today as the blues will only exist in theclassical record department of your locallibrary. So tonight while we still can. let uswelcome from Rock Island. Illinois the bandof Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, the BluesBrothers.”So says Elwood Blues (Dan Akyroyd) tobegin the Blues Brother's 1978 classic. ABriefcase Full of Blues, their tribute to theblues. But while the Blues Brothers. DanAkyroyd and John Belushi, made their tributebecause they loved the music enough to tryand give something back to the underpaid andunderappreciated musicians who played theblues because they loved it. Warner BrothersHome Video's intentions are not so clear intheir release of The Best of John Belushi. acompilation of Belushi’s best sketches withThe Not Ready For Prime Time Players onSaturday Night Live (SNL).The videotape package contains sixteenof Belushi’s best-known sketches with SNL,and is selling for the comparatively low-price of $24.95. The Best of collection in¬cludes “Samurai Deli,” where Belushislashes to order delicatessan and subma¬rine sandwiches much to the surprise andconsternation of Buck Henry. Also includedin this ensemble is Belushi’s impression of aGreek Restauranteer who informs, with aperfect accent, every customer who enters“No Coke, just Pepsi,” and“Fries,...cheep.” This sort of sales pitchwould have been heeded by Belushi's ver¬sion of Elizabeth Taylor, in her SNL Newsinterview, if she had had time between chomps on a large turkey leg. And finally,there was a sketch about parties, particu¬larly about Chicago parties, called “TheThing that Wouldn’t Leave.”Upon reflection, it only seems appro¬priate that some of Belushi’s greatestsketches featured him and food in the sameframe, as his raucous characterization ofBluto in the National Lampoon epic AnimalHouse was fueled by Belushi and food jokes.One of the most memorable scenes oc¬curred in a cafeteria, where Bluto/Belushiasks cheerleader Muffy to guess what he is.and when she cannot, Bluto blows outmashed potatoes from his mouth and says to her, “I'm a zit, get it.”A kind of sick joke, comparing the pop¬ping of a zit to blowing mashed potatoes allover someone else, but then again, Belushiwasn’t pandering to anyone. He wasn’t pan¬dering to trendy New Yorkers on the SNLset, to yuppies, or to anyone in particular atall Belushi was just being himself, andmaking the people around him laugh in anyway possible. But then again, the humor ofBelushi and the rest of the Not Ready ForPrime Time Players was never very sophis¬ticated anyhow. This may have been be¬cause of their long association with SecondCity and her down-to-earth Chicago pa¬trons, or because unsophisticated humor- really is the lowest common denominatoramongst people. In any case, all we know isthat Belushi’s characterization of JolietJake and Gilda Radner’s own CandySlice/Patti Smith imitation earned themhonors among the American public.Of course soon after their initial success,their brand of sadonic humor became thenorm for America as evidenced by the suc¬cess of the Belushi movies — Animal Hou-seand the Blues Brothers — and later by thesuccess of Eddie Murphy, another SNLgraduate. It was not the other way around,because they had not gone for the jugular ofAmerican popular opinion by designingcontinued on page eightThp rhicsigp Maroon Tuesday, December 3. 1965T U 1 E S D A Y' ’The Student Volunteer BureauBureau introduces studentvolunteers to Hyde ParkJohn Belushicontinued from page sevensketches around trendy comic issues, butrather brought with them a raw wit thatthey had honed at Second City. They playedthe new game of Hve comedy their way, andcame out a winner.And integrity is really the message, ifthere is any, that Belushi communicated tohis fans. He and the Not Ready for PrimePlayers had enough integrity not to sell-outand were rewarded for it. Belushi andAkyroyd in forming (he Blue Brothers weredoing what they felt was the “morallyright” thing to do. And Belushi. by playingthe beer-swilling Bluto in Animal House.made his fans overlook the outward gross¬ness of Bluto and towards his inner-self, theone that was filled with fraternal-brotherhood and compassion, and in themovie by making us overlook someone’sphysical detractions, made us look morecritically at ourselves, and at whether wetoo judged a book by its cover.The same message is evident throughoutThe Blues Brothers movie, where Belushiand Akyroyd play Jake and Elwood Blues,two men “on a mission from God.” Theirmission is to raise enough money for an or¬phanage to stay open, and so to raise moneythey reassemble “the band.” Of course theband members are wooed from their dayjobs and from their existence as lounge liz¬ards in Holiday Inn. Why? Because it “feelsright,” and it feels right because if you're“on a mission from God.” is is the “ri *htthing” to do.And on the Blues Brother’s first album, ABriefcase Full of Blues, they are almost onthe same mission. This time they are tryingto give back something to the music thatthey love the most, the blues, because thepeople that play it do so out of 1 )ve ratherfor the money, because there s no realmoney to make. And so on the album theBlues Brothers honor the unsung heroes, thecraftsmen who are still craftsmen becausethey believe in what they do and thus don'tsell out.The same message is evident in NationalLampoon’s Animal House, where Belushiplays Bluto, a member of the Delta TauKai’s. Animal House exemplified an imageof what college and fraternity life should belike. It told a story of misfits and outcastsfrom FaberCollege (aka Dartmouth Col¬lege) and the Ivy League system, and a taleabout how the system tried to make themconform. Of course the Delta’s never giveup the ship even when Dean Wormerdropped “the big one.” a scene in whichBluto urges his brothers to rally bv charac- For $24.98 The Best of John Belushimakes an expensive stocking stuffer.teristically saying. ‘Nothing’s over until wesay it’s over. Did we give up when the Ger¬man’s bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell No! Soit ain’t over yet. C’mon, who’s with me...”Like all of his other ventures. AnimalHouse too was about the unsung hero, thelittle guy. and all of the others who had theheart but not the looks or the luck to be“true Ivy League. ” John Belushi’s legend is•about perserverence and integrity, andabout never saying it’s over before it’s over,because the man had class.So when Belushi’s posthumous “greatesthits” collection came out from WarnerBrothers Home Video, it seemed to goagainst everything that Belushi had everstood for. From the ads that proclaim “amust for every Belushi fan” to the notionthat this videocassette makes "the perfectgift and it’s just in time for the holidays.”the very thought of putting this videocas¬sette out just at “the right time” is repug¬nant to the legacy of what Belushi has leftbehind. But then again there never really isa good time for tributes, and for $24.95 thereis no better way to get your handson the trueessenceof Belushi’s legacy. So either youcan sit at home and be repulsed at whatwould seem like another “Elvis album,” oryou can buy in on the legacy of John Belushiand then try to live it. The choice is yours,but either way you choose, the example isthere to be followedPsych Dept, meets needfor group therapyoy Beth GreenStudents will soon be able to address per¬sonal problems through low-cost group ther¬apy offered by the U of C's Department ofPsychiatry.The realm of problems the differentgroups will address include anything thatcauses an individual difficulty in carryingout his/her normal daily routine, such astroubles in relationships, family problems,academic performance, depression, anger,etc. In addition, medijal illnesses, such asheadaches and chronic pain, aggravated byanxiety, will be examined.There are no group therapy sessions now^offered in Hyde Park, although there are in¬dividual student support services.The sessions will be conducted at the Uni¬versity of Chicago Medical Center by twopsychiatrists, Dr. Frances Hogan anJ Dr.William Narrow. According to Narrow, thegroups are being formed because “ here isan unmet need for this service. Previouslythere were no groups of this kind availablefor students in this area.” group members are referred. There arethree different groups planned to accommo¬date a variety of interests, composed ofeight members each. According to Narrow-,it is possible to make fee reductions basedon a person’s abi'ity to pay. He states thatthe groups can be made affordable for any¬one who wants to participate.The group therapists will also conduct ad¬ditional sessions for group members duringtimes of increased stress. The fee for addi¬tional sessions will be $40 for 45 minutes,versus $90-100 whicb is the average goingrate downtown.An individual may stay in the group untilhe/she feels that maximum benefit hasbeen obtained. New members may join thegroup as spaces open up. Hogan explicitlystates that confidentiality is of the utmostimportance.There will be a $25 charge for the initialconsultation Individuals referred to thegroup will be interviewed by the two co¬therapists to determine if group therapy isindeed the correct choice of treatment Ifthe assessment -eveals that another type oftherapy would be better suited to the indi¬vidual, the doctors will direct the person ap¬propriately. by Frank SingerThe Bureau, located on the third floor ofthe Blue Gargoyle at 5655 South University,began five years ago to match U of C stu¬dent volunteers with the Gargoyle’s connec¬tions and resources in Hyde Park. Holmessays that the Bureau is meant “specificallyto bring U of C students into the activities ofthe Blue Gargoyle” which is active in manysocial issues, and to introduce them to op¬portunities they wouldn’t know about other¬wise. The Bureau has the contacts for a stu¬dent who is unfamiliar with Hyde Park andChicago, and can direct a newcomer’s tal¬ents in the right direction.A world of opportunity is available to a Uof C student who can volunteer time and en¬ergy. He can work at a shelter for batteredwomen, for the Meridian Hospice, as a bigbrother to a young person, for alcoholic pro¬grams, or for any of the “multitudes of op¬portunities” available at the Student Volun¬teer Bureau, says Alison Holmes, one of itsassistant coordinators.The Student Volunteer Bureau offers alisting of 35 social agencies in Chicago withhundreds of opportunities among them. Aprospective student volunteer first fills outan application at the Bureau that helps de¬termine his specific interests and talents. Ifthe student doesn’t have any particular in¬terests in mind, then he can look over thevolunteer book in the office which lists thepositions that are available through theBureau. Holmes notes that there are “liter¬ally hundreds of volunteer opportunities” inthe community, one of which will almostcertainly interest a student. It is importantto Holmes that a volunteering student find an interesting and worthwhile opening be¬cause the Bureau is “on the line” when itrefers a student to an agency: if he doesn’twork well, then the Bureau could lose itscredibility. When a student finds a few poss¬ible choices, he then calls the agencies in¬volved and sets up his own interviews andfinally decides on what position to take.Volunteering can be a first look into a pos¬sible career, and also a fulfilling use of one’stime, says Holmes. She mentions severalprofessional organizations that use volun¬teers, such Lawyers for the Creative Arts”which donates legal assistance to artistswho meet their financial guidelines, and theAmerican Civil Liberties Union, which hasactually hired U of C students who began asvolunteers. On the other hand, many stu¬dents volunteer to make the best of theirschedules. Holmes compares these studentsto members of the University Symphony,who give their time and energy becausethey love music, not to prepare for futurecareers.Whatever a student volunteer’s reasonsfor giving their time. Holmes believes thatthey can often create their own position inthe volunteer book. She notes that the Stu¬dent Volunteer Bureau is only a third partybetween the student and the agency heworks for. The Bureau wants to know if areferral is working, but doesn’t want to“play Mother Hen” and make a student feelthreatened or too closely guarded. With thisfreedom, many options open up for a cre¬ative volunteer. *Holmes concludes that she works with theconviction that both the student and com¬munity benefit from the services offered bythe Student Volunteer Bureau. She believesthat “there are no losers” when a studentvolunteers time to those who need it.SomewhereSomehowSomebody’s Going to PayTHE BURSARRemember bills were due on December 2ndDr. Hogan states that the primary advan- Dr. Hogan has high expectations for thetage to a group environment is the interac- groups, and hopes that “people in them cantion and relating of k lowledge and ideas by learn something about themselves, and alsothe participants. Each person both gives learn about how they can relate to otherand gains something by sharing his/her people in ways that might make their livesideas and listening to the ideas of others. better for them.”Any questions or referrals to the groupsThe groups will begin meeting or. Monday can be directed to Julie Greenberg atevenings for 90 minutes when at least five 962-6184.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, December 3, 1985M A G A Z I N EThe RivalsMrs. Malaprop mangles her mother tongueby Tring BurekIt is tenth week. It is cold, and damp, andgloomy. The memory of mom’s pumpkinpie will not get you through the next weekand a half. The Reg is about to push youover the edge. You need a laugh. Try TheRivals. The Rivals is an 18th century come¬dy by Richard Brinsley Sheridan, currentlyin production at Court Theatre.While The Rivals is not the funniest thingI’ve ever seen, it does have a lot to offer.The setting is interesting, the story is cute,and Faulkland and Mrs. Malaprop are fan¬tastic.The play is set in 1775 in Bath, England.Supposedly the Spa was the place to be backthen. It was the only place where commonfolk with a bit of cash could hope to rubelbows with the nobility. If you wanted tomake sure that your daughter married well,you brought her here. If you were a goodlooking young man who didn’t want to workfor the rest of your life, you could come hereto find a young lady with a sizeable dowry.Perhaps because of this, the Spa was slight¬ marry dashing, young Captain Absolute.The Captain’s father, Sir Anthony Absolute,also wants to see this marriage occur. Hetries to convince his son to marry Lydia.Jack, obedient son that he is, finally agrees.Yet it seems to be of no use. Lydia can onlythink of Beverly. Everyone is surprised andconfused when the truth becomes clear.Jack is Beverly.If this isn’t enough to interest you, there isalso the story of Julia and Faulkland. Julialoves Faulkland, and Faulkland loves Julia.But of course it can never be that simple.Faulkland is an insanely jealous maniac.This creates some serious problems in theirrelationship. Faulkland is too insecure tobelieve that Julia really loves him and so heputs her to the test repeatedly. They are re¬conciled only because of Julia’s incrediblecapacity for forgiveness.Acres and Sir Lucius O’Trigger thickenthe plot. Lucy, Fag, and a host of others fillin some gaps, as servants should.W'hen it comes right down to it though, thebest moments in the play belong to Faulk¬land and Mrs. Malaprop. Mrs. Malaprop isabsolutely hilarious. She has obviously pro¬Mrs. Malaprop misuses every other word and can never“reprehend the true meaning of what she’s saying.”ly out of hand. People dressed poorly,drank, fought and gambled. Then BeauNash came along and spoiled the party.Nash helped lay down strict rules aboutwhat constituted correct behavior and at¬tire. Private entertainment was banned andevery activity was assigned to a specifictime slot.Obviously all of this made for some inter¬esting social interactions. It also served asthe perfect backdrop for romantic in¬trigues.The most important romance in TheRivals is that of Lydia Languish and Cap¬tain Jack Absolute. However, Lydia is inlove with Beverly. Lydia is well-off but Bev¬erly is not. Of course this is precisely whyLydia loves him. Their relationship is for¬bidden and exquisitely romantic. Lydia’saunt, Mrs. Malaprop, would die if her nieceeloped with Beverly. She wants Lydia to fited from her marriage. She has money.Her hair and clothes give the word “extra¬vagant” new meaning. Her jewelry wouldcause a lesser woman to topple forwardShe endeavors to speak and act in a waythat she feels is appropriate for someone ofher wealth. She fails miserably. But this isexactly what makes her so delightful.Watching her and listening to her is a joy.She fans herself with a wonderful sense ofself-importance, and she bows more osten¬tatiously than you could ever imagine. Mostimportantly, she misuses every other wordand can never “reprehend the true meaningof what she’s saying.” Only Archie Bunkerdid it better. I must say, however, that sheexhibits a keen sense of social awarenesswhen she comments. “Men are all bavari-ans.”One such “bavarian” is Faulkland. the in¬sanely jealous maniac. Once Faulkland gets rolling he is almost as funny as Mrs. Mala¬prop. His jealousy builds visibly until he ex¬plodes into tears at the thought of Juliadancing (Oh, no!) with another man. Forappearance sake he fights to control him¬self, and then faints (worse yet, she wasdancing those lascivious country dances!).His body jerks with passion and he almosttwists his handkerchief to shreds. His exces¬sive, unfounded suspicion nearly drivesJulia away forever, but it is comical.In any case, I think The Rivals is worth trying, especially during 10th week Bath in1775 was a funny place to begin with. Char¬acters like Faulkland and Mrs. Malapropmake it even better. The Rivals may not bea substitute for mom’s pumpkin pie, but it isdefinitely more amusing than the Reg Andwhen was the last time you went to CourtTheatre? If you decide to go on a Wednes¬day, Thursday, or Sunday night it can be areal deal, too. Unsold tickets for these daysare only $5 if you buy them on the day of theperformance and show your UCIDO'. J0On:t0rLydia Languish (Stephanie Dunnam) and Captain Absolute (Mark Robbins) are obliviousto the presence of Mrs. Malaprop (Rose Pickering) in The RivalsRocky IVExperience is no teacher the fourth time aroundby Michael FellA film studio executive offers you a fewmillion dollars to make a movie. You have acouple of houses, a fistful of cars, untoldmonies in the bank, fame, and the power tomake any movie you want. You can use thispower to create a film of substance, a filmthat inspires respect for you. a film thatmakes Integrity your middle name. A filmthat lays claim to the title of Artistic En¬deavor. But wait. This movie would be a bigrisk. If you're successful, you may sacrificeyour power, prestige, and purported pre¬tense to title of Artist.Now, the movie the studio executivewants you to make is a movie that everyonewants to see. That is, everyone wants a per¬centage of the gross. Big bucks are guaran¬teed for you up front. Another house, somemore cars, more money to give you morefreedom, perhaps a more secure future foryour children. Maybe you want to make ahuge charitable contribution But wait. Thismovie is a threat to your integrity. This movie is a redoing, a retread, a rehash. Thismovie is Rocky IV.The original Rocky, winner of the Aca¬demy Award for Best Picture, doesn’t de¬serve such ungrateful offspring. Rocky wasfilled with character and emotion. The bigpalooka from Philadelphia was a guy wewanted to see win. The drudgery and hope¬lessness of Rocky’s and Adriane’s livesgave the movie depth and gave the charac¬ters something to crawl out of. The charac¬ters went through a real change to a realtriumph of spirit and courage. WhenRocky’s coach Mickey yells at him “You'rea bum, you’re a loser”, we know Rocky isone man. like so many human beings, look¬ing for a little respect. The boxing ring wasthe place where Rocky could excel. Fighting wasn’t a means to fame and money, butto integrity and respect. The Rocky series isan ironic antithesis to the Rocky characterRocky fought for respect and won. TheRocky films fought for money and won, butsteadily lost respect.Rocky II and III at least laid claim to alegitimate extension of the Rocky Balboa story. Rocky went the fifteen rounds in theoriginal but Rocky II would reward himwith the temporal’ title of champion. Therise was complete. Rocky III documentedhis prideful fall and final regaining of thetitle and of self-respect. Rocky IV had noplace to go and had no reason to exist.Rocky IV is divided roughly into fourparts: homelife. Apollo Creed's fight withthe Russian Drago. Rocky's training, andRocky’s fight with Drago. The introductoryscenes of homelife are eerily mundane. TheRocky and Adriane characters are so wa¬tered down that Stallone and Talia Shirecould be acting as any generic representa¬tion of husband and wife It's more like “Li¬festyles of the Rich and Famous” — surfaceglitter with no insight into the real charac¬ter Burt Young's Paulie. though, retainsthe mystique of character and remains theonlv link to the original depth of Rocky.The only asset of Rocky IV is the creationof a new’ character, the Russian fighterDrago. Director-writer Stallone makes himfantastically vicious and strong Stallonethus creates such an unbelievable fightingby Skip and Joel machine to make Rocky's and Drago's fightnecessary, to prove Rocky is even strongerRocky must also fight Drago to avengeApollo. Drago is so vicious to Apollo that theaudience wants Rocky to beat him in a fight.The motivation, however pow erful. does notcover up the fact that this is only a device tolegitimize yet another final fight for theRocky series.Just before Rocky's trip to Russia for theBig Training Scene and the Big Fight. Stal¬lone treats us to a promotional music video.Rocky zooms along in his Corvette, contem¬plating a fight with Drago. A montage ofscenes from the previous three Rocky filmsroll by. accompanied by the insipid, banalmusic of Survivor. The intended effect w asto make it seem as if everything in Rocky'slife has led up to this one Big Fight, but weknow were going to see this scene on MTVThe Big Training Scene's new twist is thelocation. Rocky chooses to train in Siberia-like surroundings while Drago is treated tohigh-tech training. Drago pumps Nautiliswhile Rocky chops down trees: Drago runson a treadmill while Rocky scales a moun¬tain. The theme is obvious: goodness in sim¬ple. wholesome endeavors. Rocky gets tothe top of the mountain but Drago remainson his treadmill. Drago's machine-liketraining ties into Stallone's stereotypical vi¬sion of Rjssia All the Russians are solemnand sinister. Two Russian meames keep aneye on Rocky out in the middle of now hereWe don't want anything fun going on likemaking snowmen or angels in the snow Thepolitics of East vs. West ae superfluous andsilly. At the end of the Big Fight. Rocky mu¬mbles something about fighting the world'sproblems in a boxing ringThe Big Fight is a fantastically unrealorgy of pain. Though exciting, we knowRocky is going to win. we know people w illcrowd the boxing ring, we know Rocky w illend the movie by saying he loves someoneInstead of Adriane, this time he says heloves his son. This trite twist is noticeablebecause of all the repetition and familiarmaterial that, unfortunately, composed thegreater part of Rocky IV.The Adventures of RegmanThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. December 3, 1985-9WEEKLY CALENDAR1Lectures andSeminarsDecember 3:Joseph Blenkinsopp, Dept, otTechnology, Notre Dame, willgive a talk on “The DocumentaryHypothesis — an Uncertain Fu¬ture,” at 4 pm at Cobb 304. Thetalk will cover the first elevenchapters of Genesis and atten¬dees may wish to bring a Bible.December 4:Ruth Katcher, bookbuyer, 57thSt. Books, will talk about “GreatBooks for Kids,” at 8 pm at theBookstore, 57th and Kimbark.December 5:Jean Auel, author of the best¬selling Clan of the Cave Bear, willbe the guest at the Chicago PublicLibrary’s “Conversation withChicago Authors” series. Theprogram will be held at 5:15 pmat the Chicago Public LibraryCultural Center. 78 E. Washing¬ton St. For more information, cal269-2891.December 6:Stephen Engstrom. WilliamRainey Harper Instructor in theCollege, U of C, will speak on“Conditioned Autonomy,” at 4pm in Classics 10. There will be acoffee hour from 3-4 pm in the Anscombe Room (Classics 16> before th“ colloquium.December 10:The Graduate Management As¬sociation Council has set a freecareer seminar for Black under¬graduate and graduate studentswho want to consider manage¬ment education. The seminar willbegin at 6:30 pm at the Loop Col¬lege. 30 E. Lake St in The Confer¬ence Room 201. Registration isnot required.HOLIDAYDecember 5:The office of Student Activitieshosts a Wassail Party today inthe first floor library and lobby ofIda Noves Come for holiday foodand fun at 4 pmDecember 7:The Chicago Historical Societybrings the Spirit of Christmas toaction between 1 and 4 pm.Visitors can watch a 19th centuryprinting press turn out holidaycards, sing carols around thepiano, and make an old fashionedornament to take home.December 8:The Chicago Chamber Or¬chestra in conjunction with theChoir of the Fourth PresbyterianChurch, will present a sing-alongMessiah at 3 pm at the FourthPresbyterian Church, MichiganAve. at Chestnut St. The per¬formance is free, but tickets arenecessary To obtain tickets,send a stamped, self-addressedenvelope to the Church at 126East Chestnut. Chicago. 60611.December 14 :The Chicago Historical Societywill have a members Holiday December 12:The Chicago Public Library’s“Conversations with Chicago Au¬thors” series presents mysterywriter Sara Paretsky. The freeprogram will be held at 12:15 inPreston Bradley Hall, on thethird floor of the Cultural Center,78 E. Washington St.December 14:Actors Pat Billingsley, Ken¬neth Northcott, Nicholas Rudalland actress Annette Fern ofCourt Theatre fame, will performselections from short, amusingpoems at 11 am in the CourtTheatre, 5535 S. Ellis Ave. Theprogram, called “Beastly Boysand Ghastly Girls,” will benefitWylers Children's Hospital. Tick¬ets are $7 for adults and $3 for stu¬dents and children. The ticketprice includes a post-perfor¬mance reception with the actors.MusicDecember 5:Enrique Alberto Arias and as¬sociates from the American Con¬servatory present “Music for theGuitar, Flute, Piano, and Voicefrom Spain and the New World,"at 6 pm at the Newberry Library.60 E. Walton.December 5, 6 & 7:The Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra. Erich Leinsdorf. con¬ducting, presents ‘Pelleaset Me-lisande,” by Faure. and works byRavel and Copland. The concertwill be at 8 pm on Thursday andSaturday and at 2 pm on Friday.Tickets are $11.50-$30. For moreinformation, call 435-8111.CALENDARParty between 1:30 and 3:30 pm.There will be craft demonstra¬tions. refreshments and a show¬ing of “Pinocchio.”The Chicago Symphony Chorusand Music Director MargaretHillis will present a selection ofYuletide music including tradi¬tional cards and an audiencesing-along. The performance willbe held at 8 pm in Orchestra Hall.Tickets are $8, $10. and $22. Formore information, call 435-8111December 15:The Rockefeller MemorialChapel Choir, with soloists andorchestra, will perform J.S.Bach's Watchet auf. ruft uns dieStimme (Sleepers, Wake!). Theperformance will be held at 4 pm.For more information, call 962-6002.December 19:Teachers and friends of theWaldorf School will present twoMediaeval plays from Austria.The Paradise Play, and TheShepherd's Play. The per¬formance will be at 7 pm in theschool auditorium at 2755 NorthMarshfield. Admission is free. December 12:The Chicagoy Symphony Or¬chestra presents music by Rous¬sel, Dutilleux, and Franck, at 8pm. The concert will be repeatedon December 13 at 2 pm and onDecember 15 at 3 pm. For moreinformation, call 435-8111.December 13:Holly Near, singer/activist,chosen Ms. Magazine’s Woman ofthe Year, will perform for oneshow only at the People’s Church.The program will begin at 8 pm.Tickets are $9, $11, and $13. Formore information, call (414)278-0066.December 15:The “Rise of Rock and Roll,” atwo-set concert featuring studentand professional bands will beginits eight-performance run. Therun will conclude December 22.Curtain is at 8 pm except for theclosing performance which is a 3pm matinee. Tickets are $10 ($5for students and senior citizens).The Hyde Park Chamber Or¬chestra. Harold Klatz, conductor,will present a concert at K.A.M.Isaiah Israel Congregation, 1100E. Hyde Park Blvd., at 3:30 pm.The Concert is free and featuresMozart’s Great g minor Sym¬phony no. 40. the Handel ConcertoGrosso, opus no. 5 in D Major,and “Four Pieces for String Or¬chestra,” by Peter Jona Korn. MiscellaneousDecember 4:There will be a Nautilus De¬monstration at Henry CrownField House at 5 pm. A warm-upand stretching demo will be heldat 4:15.December 10:Representatives from Opry-land, the Nashville theme park,will be conducting talent audi¬tions in Champaign. The audi¬tions will be held from noon to 4pm in the Illini Union-Room B atthe University of Illinois. Thepark is looking to hire 350 singers,dancers, conductors, pianists,other musicians, managers, andtechnicians.December 13:The Chicago Council onForeign Relations will hold aholiday cocktail party at theHotel Continental. 505 N. Michi¬gan Ave. in the Boulevard Room.The party will be from 6-10 pm.Cost is $7 for members and $12 fornon-members. Tickets are avail¬able at the door.January 6:Signup for Winter QuarterEclectic Ed Courses beginstoday, Ida Noyes 210. FILMSDOC:December 3: The Man I Love(Walsh, 1946) at 8 pm. Cobb Hall.$2.December 4: Bitter Victory(Nicholas Ray, 1957) at 8 pm.Cobb Hall. $2.December 5: A Child is Waiting(Cassavetes, 1965) at 8 pm. CobbHall. $2.December 6: The Spy whoLoved Me (Lewis Gilbert, 1977)at 7, 9:15 and 11:30 pm. CobbHall. $2.50.★ ★ ★International House:December 5: Shop on MainStreet (Czechoslovakia, 1965) at 8pm. I-House. $2.December 6: Horse Feathers(USA, 1932) at 7:30 and 9:30 pm.I-House. $2.★ ★ ★Law School:December 4: The Five Thou¬sand Fingers of Dr. T. (Roy Row¬land, 1953) at 8:30 pm. Law'School Auditorium. $2.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed\,*&&■**%7 * i S.tS66 FIRSTI PICK OUTA bIRL FROM 1H6S6 PICS-WRITE HER A FEW LETTERS.PROPOSE. SENP SOME POUbHTime BRIPE BROKER".Vim. vlO/uknHdJLo. My. mam La5fovt. fm/ wl Xht/M/LAn thiTThuid. 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December 3, 1985THEEUROPEAN ROLEINNATOA Presentation By Eurogroup Representatives:- Brigadier General JORG SCHONBOHM,Federal Republic of Germany— Mr. Teoman Surenkok, Turkey— Lieutenant General TONNE HUITFELDT, Norway— Major General FRANCO AMALDI, ItalyFollow By A Discission Led By JOHNMEARSHEIMER, Associate Professor, Department ofPolitical Science, With Questions Posed By StudentPanelistsMONDAYDECEMBER 9, 19857:30 P.M.INTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414E.59TH St.753-2274 AN INVITATION TO THE U of C FAMILY...CHAKUKAH I t LilliAT SINAITEMPLESunday, December 811:00 A.M.CHANUKAH FESTIVAL SERVICENR Nfe.The Sinai Choir will perform beautiful musicthe Menorah will be lit, andRabbi Howard Berman will present his Cantai‘ ‘A Light Through the Ages:A Chanukah OdysseyA holiday reception will follow the Service.This Service will also be broadcast onDecember 8 at 9:00 p.m. on WNIB-FM 97Chicago Sinai CongregationLake Shore Drive at 53rd Streetin Hyde ParkTelephone 288-1600^^^^^^^^^JFre^bu^rans^orlation^ Call for details.rr; I* %(MANGIA!!!)COME CELEBRATETHE FIRST NIGHT OFCHANUKAH.•Italian — Kosher Dinner*| Saturday, December 7th, 7:30 P.M.1 5715S. Woodlawn • 752-1127s $4°° each All invited & WelcomeTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO COMPUTATION CENTER OPEN HOUSE |DEPARTMENT OF GERMANIC LANGUAGESAND LITERATURES1050 EAST 59TH STREETCHICAGO * ILLINOIS 60637 DECEMBER6.3-5P.M.1155 EAST 60TH STREET(DIRECTOR OPPOSITE ROCKEFELLER)Come and see our new home across the Midway!- Machine room tours: see the Amdahl 5860, theThe Department off DECs, the Pyramid, the 9700s, the Gandalf, andmuch, much more!Germanic Languages - See fascinating exhibits:and Literatures • Electronic printing and publishing fpresents a lecture by • Ethernet and Bitnet maps• EPIC prerelease examplesElisabeth Nolle- • Mainframe graphics• Mainframe databasesNeumann on “The • Historical exhibit of modems, computer cards, etc.• Communications display of cables, connections,Germans: Who Are etc.- See the inside of a MAC and an IBM PC!They, What Do They - Visit the Microcomputer Demonstration and Develop-Want, Where Are They ment Laboratory and see a number of micros runningdifferent programs!Going?” to be held on - Enjoy sumptuous refreshments! |Wednesday, - Register to win a door prize:December 4,1985 at4:00 PM in Harper First Prize: One used Teleray terminal!Second Prize: Two used Teleray terminals!Memorial 103.. j Bring all your friends! VThe Chicago Maroon-Tuesdav. December 3 1.985—UIIf Elizabeth Barrettand Robert Browning hadART’s 60% and 40% discounts*it would have been a terribleloss for English literature.And of course, she wouldn’t have had torestrict her feelings to a mere sonnetslength, either.After all, you can always think of onemore way to tell someone you love themwhen you’re on the phone.Let us count the ways you can save.Just call weekends till 5pm Sundays, orfrom 11pm to 8am, Sunday through Friday,and you’ll save 60% off AT&T’s Day Rate on your state-to-state calls.Call between 5pm and 11pm, Sundaythrough Friday, and you’ll save 40% on yourstate-to-state calls.So when you’re asked to choose a longdistance company, choose AT&T. Becausewith AT&T’s 60% and 40% discounts, youcan satisfy your heart’s desire withoutexhausting your means.Reach out and touch someone.'a AT&TThe right choice.12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, December 3, 19H5Campus lawyers discussapartheid protest restraints(CPS) — Administrators’ reaction tocampus anti-apartheid protestors — untilnow usually mild, cooperative and evensympathetic — may be changing faster thancampus police tonight.While a number of schools like Cornell,Harvard, Missouri and Illinois in recentweeks have resuscitated “get tough” poli¬cies they haven’t used since the massivecampus disruptions of the Vietnam Warera, most activists and campus police chiefsnationwide agreed the tenor of confronta¬tion was generally mellow.Now some critics charge that the NationalAssociation of College and University Attor¬neys met in September to figure out how tostifle campus dissent.The meeting’s organizer, however, main¬tains the participants discussed how to han¬dle campus demonstrations, not how to keepthem from ever happening.Attendees discussed applying SupremeCourt rules to restrict the size of demonstra¬tions, collecting evidence with videotape forcourt proceedings, and when to refer casesto the district attorney.Claiming such discussions are “routine,”Claire Guthrie, w’ho organized the meetingfor NACUA, contends the meeting's purposewas “education, not advocacy.”Some observers don’t agree.“NACUA is just using euphemisms forsquashing protest,” says Cecilia Ham, vicepresident of the United States Student Asso¬ciation. “The (sessions) w'ere full of a lot ofself-help gossip about ‘how we did it on our campus.’ ”Ham, who observed the attorneys’ ses¬sions with a handful of other interested stu¬dents and professors, was “amazed at how-frank people were.”“Some of them, who had been protestorsin the sixties, were even cutting down stu¬dents for not knowing the right way to pro¬test, and for not being good at civil disobedi¬ence, like they were,” Ham recalls.“But if students are protesting wrong,how come it’s so effective and that they (theattorneys) are so scared?”Guthrie maintains the meeting wasn’t aresponse to adminstrators’ fear or angerover the growing anti-apartheid move¬ment.She says most of the meeting’s sessionsdealt with other divestiture issues, and thatonly the last two sessions included talkabout campus disturbances.Only 40 of the people at the sessions,moreover, were lawyers, Guthrie adds.At least one participant, however, feelscampus tension is growing.“The demonstrations haven’t drawn mas¬sive amounts of people yet. but the peoplewho turn out are fairly confrontational,”says Michael Smith, attorney for the Uni¬versity of California-Davis. “Some are co¬operative, and some aren’t.”“There are unique problems of arrestnow. Students use false names, like Stevenor Stephanie Biko. But during the sixties,students weren’t reluctant to give their realnames,” Smith points out.$7.7 million in loans available to parentsEy Craig JosephContributing WriterThe U of C recently implemented a newloan program for parents of College stu¬dents which would provide parents withloans up to full tuition, according to DanResearch jobbook availableThe College Research Opportunities Pro¬gram Directory will be available onWednesday, December 11 at the College Ad¬visers Appointments desk on the secondfloor of Harper. The Directory containsover seventy faculty research projects inwhich College students may participate.The Directory will serve as a clearinghousefor information about faculty who will guideindividual inquiry, lead collaborative groupprojects, or who run labs that can ac¬commodate students in on-going investiga¬tions. A number of the listings carry coursecredit or offer salaries. Interested studentsshould pick up a copy of the CROP Direc¬tory before leaving for the break.VIOLIN LESSONSDavid My ford/0 year#ftrafess/o/ta/orc’Aextra/Jbei/qyoyua/eajberte/ue.c Jtue/io at ffiyi/e i/cirA^{Abrc/a/t/e rates0i, <324-7896 . Hall, dean of College Admissions and Aid.The program, created by the IllinoisHigher Education Authority,’ provides $7.7million dollars in loan money for parents ofstudents who have applied for financial aid,but who need further assistance in meetingthe costs of tuition. An applicant for such aloan is eligible to receive up to the cost oftuition after gift assistance, etc. has beendeducted. For example, with tuition of$9600, if an eligible student received $2000 ingift assistance, the student’s parents couldapply for up to $7600 in loans.However, the loans are not open to theparents of all College students, said Hall.The Office of College Aid last year selective¬ly notified parents of the loan programbased on the Office’s estimation of need. In¬coming freshman were notified by way ofinformation received from the College overthe summer, and parents of returning stu¬dents were notified after the aid decisionshad been made, sometime in July.This is the first year of the program, saidHall, and there may be some changes made,such as limiting the maximum loan amountor possibly opening the program to includegraduate students.Anti-violence Volunteers: CenterFor Non-Violence Education seekingfull-time staff. Lodging, $150/month,health coverage. Public interestgroup developing courses on non¬violence and operating NationalCoalition on Television Violence na¬tional headquarters. In Champaignnext to University of Illinois.Research, writing, office work,monitoring entertainment. One yearcommitment. Call 217-384-1920.The Poetry Center Proudly PresentsGARY SOTOnew reading dateFriday, December 6, 8 PMGuggenheim and National Endowment forthe Arts grant recipientAuthor of Black HairThe School of the Art Institute of ChicagoColumbus Dnve and Jackson Boulevard$4, $3 students and senior citizensPartial support from the Illinois Arts CouncilSAIC students free SG Coat Drive a successMark Bentley, an employee of the Community Mental Health Council carries anarmful of donated coats out to a waiting van. Student Government sponsored thecoat drive and received overwhelming response from the U of C community — theentire van was full. The donated clothes will go to the homeless of Chicago.Nuclear weapons sign stolenA sign denoting a Nuclear Weapon FreeZone was removed from the west side ofUniversity Church at 5655 South UniversityAvenue sometime before last Wednesdaynight. The sign was posted fifteen feet up onthe church wall. to the church’s limestone walls.The sign features a black nuclear bombcovered by a red circle and a slash throughthe bomb with the words "Nuclear WeaponFree Zone” below it.May Lord, co-chair of the church's Nu¬clear Weapon Free Zone Committee saidthat the people removing the sign wouldhave needed a large ladder and tools to pryloose the long bolts which attached the sign A month before, thieves had removed aheavy stainless steel frame containing acondensed version of a resolution declaringthe church a Weapon Free Zone which w asplaced at eye level beneath the signLord said that the church believes that thetwo acts were politically inspired.The committee plans to replace the signand resolution.—TAiSAftivon—■ cr «CHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Doily 11 A 8 30 P MClosed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU4-1062SUPER SPECIAL!5210 S. Harper (in Harper Court). Chicago. IL 60615. 312 643-8080The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. December 3. 1985—13IRS may aid in review of studentWashington, DC (CPS)—The InternalRevenue Service, recently signed up to helpcorral students who default on their studentloans, may now get in the business ofdeciding if students are telling the truth ontheir aid applications.To “catch errors” on student aid applica¬tions, the Office of Management and Budget(OMB) said last week it will ask Congress togive federal agencies access to IRS records.Claiming student loans have the “highesterror rate” of any federal benefit program.OMB spokesman Steve Tupper says theplan cound save the government at least $1billion.But some student aid officials say theOMB insists on overestimating the errorrate.“There seems to be an attitude that thereare a whole bunch of people out therecheating,” says Dallas Martin, head of theNational Association of Student FinancialAid Administrators.“But our experience has been that peopleare very, very honest,” he notes.Tupper is quick to say he doesn't believestudents are “cheating,” though he doescall the measure “very necessary," andbelieves Martin “is very wrong.” Nineteen percent of all Pell Grant reci¬pients. for example, are overpaid becauseof informational errors on the applications.Tupper maintains.By verifying family income informationwith the IRS, institutions can make sure“everyone receives just the right amount ofmoney they’re entitled to,” he adds.But as the OMB hurries to complete theproposal before Congress adjourns for theholidays. House members already are com¬plaining the system would invade students’privacy.“In an attempt to eliminate abuse ingovernment programs, we may alsq beeliminating privacy and personal in¬dependence,” says Rep. Don Edwards, theDemocratic chairman of the HouseJudiciary Subcommittee on Civil and Con¬stitutional Rights.Student aid is only the most recent addi¬tion to the Reagan administration’s effort tosolve the “payment integrity problems”troubling federal benefit programs by br¬inging in the IRS.Congress has already approved havingthe IRS verify income and eligibility for thefood stamp, unemployment. Medicaid, andAid to Dependent Children programs.College ashamedcontinued from page onegraduate students don't understand how im¬portant grades are to undergraduates as“grades for graduates have nowhere nearas much significance as they do for studentsin the college.”Sinaiko suspects that College students“tend to exaggerate the significance ofgrades.” He adds that “if you do decentwork you'll get into a good graduate school,and we do as well as any elite school in get¬ting students into professional schools.' Henoted that letters of recommendation andthe fact that students have a BA from the Cof C are at least as important as their actualGPANevertheless, Sinaiko agrees that grades“ought to be in on time" and that the lategrade problem is a problem of embarrass¬ing proportions. He noted that there havebeen cases of faculty members who still hadnot reported grades by the end of the quarter following that in which they weredue However, according to Sinaiko. “itthere were a real problem in the form ofscholarships and financial aid, you can’t betwe’d be much faster. Though it is an incon¬venience. it is not a problem of serious pro¬portions.” He noted that if the problem weremore serious he would have heard from theStudent Ombudsman and student represen¬tatives.Levine agreed that there is a lack of stu¬dent organizations interested in the prob¬lem of late grades. He added that he hastaken measures to correct the problem any¬way because he feels responsible for “see¬ing that students aren't hurt by this." Clear¬ly, in light of Sinaiko and Levine’sobservations, the most constructive thingany student who is hurt by late grades cando is to bring his problem to the attention ofstudent groups as well as the adminstra-tion. loan applicationsIn August, the administration announcedit would also have the IRS withhold the taxreturns of people who are in default on theirstudent loan repayments.The withholding will start with 1985returns.“The OMB is saying to Congress, if yourintent is payment integrity, then you mustadd at least a dozen other programs (to theverification systems) including studentaid,” Tupper says.Tupper says the error rate for all federalbenefit programs currently stands at fivepercent.Allowing agencies access to IRS and otherinformation—eg., alien status. SocialSecurity files and railroad retirement in¬come—would decrease the error amount byas much as $1 billion, Tupper estimates.Under the new proposal, the Pell Grantoverall error rate would drop “by muchmore than a few' (percentage) points,” Tup¬per says.Meanwhile, the Department of Educa¬tion’s Office of Student Aid and theAmerican Council on Education say they’llreserve judgement until the proposal makesits way to Congress. SG initiatesbabysitting serviceBy Clark PetersStaff WriterStudents who want to earn money bybabysitting can now he part of StudentGovernment’s babysitter referral projectwhich will serve children of students, staff,and other residents of Hyde Park.Participating students’ names will belisted in a binder in front of the StudentGovernment (SG) Office, room 306 IdaNoyes. The service will be simply a listing,not a recommendation. The sitters may bean alternative to costly local day carecenters. SG’s University Services commit¬tee is organizing the babysitting proiect.Student Government is also working tocreate an inexpensive child care center.Through the babysitting program, SG hopesto acquire information on the feasibility of afull-time facility.Prospective sitters should pick up an ap¬plication form from outside the SG officebeginning Winter Quarter.\Wil-Freds readycontinued from pagp onewill restrict the hours and types of estab¬lishments in the shopping center. The docu¬ment sets the closing time of Perry Drugs at10:00 pm. If a competitor such as Walgreensextended its hours. Perry would have theright to do so also.The significance of this particular restric-t;on is that it resolves one of the major ob¬jections of the neighboring tenants. Aboutfive percent of the approximately 200 PerryDrug operations in the United States have a24-hour liquor department. Area residentshad expressed concern about the type ofpeople that would be attracted to an all-night liquor store in the early morninghours.Luxion stated that a second issue raisedby neighbors, that of parking, would not bedealt with the agreement. Wil-Fred’s five- store shopping strip will provide about thesame number of parking spaces as the Mac¬Donald’s restaurant, also on 53rd street.Residents have argued at CCC meetingsthat Wil-Freds should provide more parkingspaces Luxion responded, “somebodyother than us who is in the parking lot busi¬ness better build something because we’renot going to.”A second empty lot owned by Wil-Fredson the southeast corner of 53rd and Dorches¬ter was not discussed by the special sub¬committee. Wil-Freds representatives havepublicly acknowledged the CCC’s jurisdic¬tion over the property.Machinery might be brought to the northsite in a week for preliminary testing, butthe actual construction is not scheduled tobegin until January.“LESS IS MORE”Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe, one of the TwentiethCentury’s most illustrious architects, left an indelible printon the skyline of Chicago with his inventiqn of glasscurtain sky-scrapers.Franz Schulze, Professor of Art at Lake Forest College,captures for us in his biography a brilliant portrayal of theman and the architect.Meet Franz Schulze signing his bookin the General Book DepartmentThursday, December 5th 3 PM - 5 PM14—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday. December 3, 1985Peterson: Reagan'srealignment significantBy Katie FoxContributing WriterThe Reagan Administration has producedone of the most significant political realign¬ments in American history but it has notbeen fully recognized because “institutionalmechanisms” in Congress and local govern¬ments have reduced the impact of thechange, argued Paul Peterson at a Wood¬ward Court lecture Sunday night.Peterson is Director of Government Stu¬dies at the Brookings Institution and formerChairman of the Unversity of Chicago’sCommittee on Public Policy Studies.According to Peterson, Reagan’s extraor¬dinary impact must be measured both thejump in Republican voters and his dramaticre-orientation of policy, especially on taxand budget issues.The Reagan realignment is as importantas the election of Franklin Delano Rooseveltwhich ushered in the New Deal, or the Re¬publican Party's return to power in 1860,which set in motion the chain of events lead¬ing to the Civil War, Peterson asserted, butits significance is less obvious.“Political scientists are looking for some¬thing in 1980 that happened in 1932. They’renot going to get it.” According to Peterson,many political observers think that a truerealignment should include substantialGossett, Goodmanreceive awardsPhil Gossett, Robert W. RenekerDistinguished Service Professor of Music,recently received the First Class GoldMedal for Education. Culture and Art givenby the Italian Government.This is the first time in nine years that theItalian Government has honored anAmerican with its highest cultural recogni¬tion.* * *Leo Goodman, Charles L. HutchinsonDistinguished Service Professor ofStatistics and Sociology, was recentlyawarded the Samuel S. Wilks MemorialMedal for “major and significant contribu¬tions to theoretical statistics and to thedevelopment of statistical methods in manyareas of application.” turnover in the White House, Congress andlocal governments.Two of these divisions are no longer accu¬rate indicators of change. As the Americanpolitical system has “matured”. Petersonexplained, the House of Representativesand many states have adopted practiceswhich distort the process by helping incum¬bents keep their jobs. The Senate is morerepresentative of “national forces” and. assuch, has turned RepublicanPeterson cited two benefits that Repre¬sentatives use to make their communica¬tion with constitutents easier and thus theirreelection easier, staff which serve the con¬stitutents’ needs and the franking privilegewhich allows Representatives to send mailto their homes states at the Government’sexpense.At the local level Peterson pointed to thetrend towards holding state and local- elec¬tions in the years when voters are not choos¬ing a President In these off years, candi¬dates of the President's party get “all of thegripes” and “none of the coattails” so theelection returns don’t really reflect a Presi¬dent’s popularity. This means the “engineof change” is increasingly concentrated inthe White House.” Peterson concluded.Reagan has used his extra leverage. Pe¬terson said, through his “appointivepowers,” and the “increasing power of theOffice of Management and Budget.” Muchmore then his predecessors, Reagan has,for example, picked Department heads whoare conservatives first and advocates foreducation, labor, housing and urban devel¬opment, etc., second.As evidence of shifting voter patterns Pe¬terson noted that since 1979 the percentageof voters who are Republicans or “lean” inthat direction has risen from 23% to 35%.Democrats’ share has shrunk from 40% to35%. with the rest calling themselves inde¬pendents.On policy issues Reagan has so effectivelychanged the terms of debate that almost noone, “including Democrats, is willing to talkabout a tax cut or expanding the socialagenda,” Peterson said. This is true eventhough leaders of both parties knew fromthe start that Reagan's 1981 tax cut wouldlead the federal government to “raiseeighty cents for every dollar it spent”, pro¬ducing huge deficits.Tin; i \i\ i;i;siiv or ChicagoJOHN \I. OLIN CENTERpresents;i lecture, bvPierre Hassner/Directeur d’EtudesEcole Rationale des Sciences PolitiquesonSATAN OR SAVIOR?The American Hole in the WorldSeen from Europelliesday, December 3, 19854:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1120 East OOth Street Students against Multiple Sclerosis(SAMS) and MTV Music Television aresponsoring a rock star look-alike contest atthe U of C.All students organizations are en¬couraged to sponsor a contestant and/orraise money for SAMS. The organizationwhich raises the most money will receiveprizes. The winning contestant will advance to a regional competition to competeagainst winners from 150 other schools.There will be a kick-off party February 8 forthe contest.Students or student organizations thatwish to participate should contact Dave An¬derson. SAMS recruitment chairman beforeChristmas Break at 947-0747.rent a santa suitfor all of yourholiday affairsms. claus costume is also availablesHOPESantaThe Chicago Maroon-Tuesday. December 3. 1985 15Men's and Women's b-ball sweep Coed ClassicIn the first annual Coed-Classic held at the U of C,academic ability was oflittle significance. Theability to play basketballwas all that mattered. Inwhat was termed the“Brain Bowl, ” the U of CMaroons proved that theyhad the brawn to go withthe brains as the Men'sand Women's teams cap¬tured the tournamentcrowns. MIT on the otherhand, proved once morethat they should stick toengineering as both theirmen's and women's teamsreceived lessons in thefundamentals of basket¬ball. The U of C men'steam engineered a thrash¬ing victory over MIT inthe opening round and de¬feated Washington Uni¬versity in the finals, whilethe U of C womens squadalso crushed MIT in theopening round and thenwon the crown by defeat¬ing the University of Ro¬chester.Second-year player Mike Wadman (24) looks to pass through a tough Washingtondefense.Leading the U of Cmen's team was DavidWitt, who due to his awe¬some play was named tothe all-tournament teamand more impressively,named the tournamentMVP. Senior Captain,Tom Lepp, was alsonamed to the all-tourna¬ment team.For the lady Maroons,Gretchen Gates led theway as she also wasnamed to the all-tourna¬ment team and named thetournament MVP. In addi¬tion, Maria Del Faveroplayed exceptional balland was named to the all-tournament team. Wadman goes into motion and finds senior Tom Lepp (52)......who leaps over two Washington players to score a basket late in the first half.And, of course, the U of C’s cheerleaders.16—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. December 3, 1985 Thus, Thanksgivingcame and went at the U ofC and for a while our ath¬letes excelled and ourgeeks took a rest.—Paul Song—Rugby finishes seasonThe University of Chicago Rugby Foot¬ball (CRFC) finished out its season with twovictories and a close loss to one of the topclub teams in the area, giving them a 3-2 re¬cord against collegiate teams (4-7 overall)and much encouragement for the springseason.The revival began three Saturdays agoamidst the driving rains at Calumet Park,when the sleeping UCRFC woke up to con¬test the powerful South Side Irish for controlof South Chicago.The Maroons, as has become their trade¬mark, gave ground early before the belatedarrival of their cavalry in the form of wing-forward Mike Ettinger. With Chicago’s“Stallion” warring against Irish and All-Mid—West forward Jason Tulit, the heavilyfavored South Side club advanced to a 14-0lead.As for mud deepened, the tide began toturn. Charging eightman John Sandhop tooka short pass from Ettinger and Chicago hadsix. Inspired, the forwards ground out 70yards in six inch increments until second-row Alan Gunn emerged with the ball in theIrish try zone.When the game restarted after the half, sodid the Irish forwards: Tulit breakingthrough a lineout deep in Chicago territoryfor a 20-12 lead. A moment later the Irishwere back with an overload on the sideline.But when when winger Alex Glass made atry saving tackle, fullback Clive Landissprinted the ball 60 yards back upfield. AsLandis was downed on the five, flyhalf. JohnBertram, in close support, dove over theline; 20-16.Ten minutes later Glass lofted a punt tohis counterpart. When the Irish winger hes-titated. Glass and center Bobby Greensmothered him on the Irish twenty. Greenscooped up the ball and sprinted in for six.and Chicago’s first lead.The Irish woke up, driving the cursingMaroon pack back into its own territory.With time running out, the forwards dug in,but a breakdown in the back-line defenseopened a gap and offered redemption to theIrish winger. Chicago watched as victoryoozed from its grasp.A week later the field was Valparaiso. Norain, but wet and bitter cold. A day for de¬fense, not passing. For early leads and pos¬session rugby. The Maroons had had enoughof catch-up ball. Time and again Chicagoiker Jeff Ostrow won control only to betrated by impossible passing condi¬ tions. Then wing-forward Ed Michals tookthe matter out of the hands of the backs.Storming into the Valparaiso backfield. Mi¬chals dumped a runner, took up a ball,broke a tackle and handed his jubilantteammates a precarious 4-0 lead. Momentslater Michals was out with a broken leg andthe game was up for grabs.The lead remained untouched until late inthe second half. With frostbite threateningand the ball skittering haphazardly acrossthe field, it was Chicago forward Mike Her¬nandez who changed it. Taking a hand-offfrom falling Ed Iverson, Hernandezscratched his way out of the pack to burstinto the open field and past the startled Val-parasio backs, trotting uncontested into thetry zone. A conversion later, Chicago had a10-0 lead with both teams eager only for thefinal whistle.The season finale, a bitter grudge matchon Stagg field between the Maroons and theNorth-Western College of Chiropractors, de¬spite flairups had no fights erupt and thegame settled into a hard hitting defensiveaffair.The intense play put Mike Ettinger in hiselement. Rising to the opportunity, Ettingerhad a destructive defensive game, includ¬ing the theft of a long North-Westernthrow-in topped by an uncontested 40 yardrun for Chicago’s first try. The ensuing dis¬cussion ended with the ejection of a Chiro¬practor player (The Northerners continuedto play with 15 men however, until late inthe second half).Soon after the second half began. Et¬tinger, having intercepted a pass, lat-teralled to inside-center Rich Linquist. Lin-quist then put the finishing touches on agame-long private battle. Shrugging offtacklers, he took the ball into the try zonedirectly over his opponent on the Chiros foran 11-6 Chicago lead.A careless defensive play allowed the Chi¬ropractors to pull close at 11-10 with 12 min¬utes remaining in the game, but theMaroons defense fired up on their own tryline and, with Ettinger runing it out. refusedto be broken as time ran out.With all hard feelings left on the pitches,each of the last three parties was more pun¬ishing than the preceding games. On theSouth Side. Doug Hadley led the undefeatedMaroons to another victory in a three teamboat race before the experience by the hostbar to ensure their memory against anothersuch lapse in judgement.) r VOCAL PERFORMANCEINSTRUMENTAL PERFORMANCE 4JAZZ STUDIESworld music PolArteCOMPOSITION V^aiMrXSSchool of MusicAUDITIONSfor admission andscholarship considerationChicago—Monday, December 9, 1985For information on auditionrequirements and to schedule anaudition appointment, please contactOffice of Admissions. CaliforniaInstitute of the Arts, Valencia, California91355 or call (805) 255-1050.JANE MORTON -HENRY C. MURPHYAWARDSTO BE ELIGIBLE, A STUDENT MUST HAVE WORKED IN ALEADERSHIP CAPACITY, MAKING A SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONTO EXTRA CURRICULAR LIFE AT,THE UNIVERSITY IN THEQUARTER FOR WHICH THE AWARD IS GIVEN.Fall QuarterApplications: Ida Noyes -210DEADLINE DEC.13 k. Other CalArts auditions in ChicagoSchool of Dance—January 19, 1986School of Theatre—February 19 & 20, 1986 ASTUDYIN THESOUTH OfFRANCEATLACOSTESCHOOL OF THE ARTS IN FRANCESPONSORED BYTHE CLEVELAND INSTITUTEOF ARTCredit courses in sculpture,stone carving, painting,print making, drawing,photography. French, arthistory, poetrySummer Term:June 1 9 to July 3 1Fall Semester:Sept. 4 to Dec. 1 7For illustrated brochure:Foreign Study/ LACOSTECleveland Institute of Art11141 East BoulevardCleveland, Ohio 44106(216) 229-0938The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. December 3. 1985—17Put Yourself at theCenter of a GreatHoliday CelebratioTHEHYDE PARK“Shopping Center - Come celebratewith us...we’reright in yourneighborhood.Lake Park between 54th and 55th Streets.Ready or not...the holidays are aiming. And you’llhe ready for them if you visir the Hyde Park ShoppingCenter.The Hvde Park Shopping Center invites you to i elehrate the holiday season with stores that bring youthe best of everything tor vour personal and tuftgtving needs.This year to make sure you have the best holiday ever,the Hyde Park Shopping Center will bring you vourmeasure of good cheer with lots of holiday festivitiesincluding great discounts, music, visits with Santa anda spectacular Holiday Give-A-Wav. \ isit any of thestores in the Center and fill out an entry form.Watch for all the exciting holiday events coming tothe Hyde Park Shopping ('enter. It'- our present toyou, the community that’s been helping us grow torover three generations.Holiday Hours:Sunday, December 15 and 22—Open 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.Dailv, December 16 thru 24—Open until 7 p.m.ACRES OF SECURED FREE PARKINGKids: Visit Santa and have vour picture takenw ith him in the window of Cohn and Stern on thefollow ing day s... 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Contact Dr. Watson Wyler Children'sHospital 962 6432 weekdays 8:30 4:30.AMIGA IS HEREFor information call Anton Vogelsang 753-2233.MACH IN E ROOM TOU RS!See the Amdahl, Chip Dale and much muchmore at the Comp Center Open House, Friday,12/6, 3-5 PM, 1155 E. 60th St.BRADLEY ORIENTALCARPETS CHRISTMASOPEN HOUSE-SALESATURDAY-SUNDAY, DECEMBER 5-6, 11A.M.-8 P.M. This special Christmas sale willinclude both Afghan Belouch prayer rugs (firsttime in over three years) and vegetable dyeTurkish Kilims, all at special Christmas prices($150-250). I also have many new ROOM SIZEcarpets. In addition, I have several semi¬antique Afghan-Belouch donkey bags for sale.With the gift giving season approaching, it'sthe perfect time to consider buying an orientalcarpet. Unlike commercial carpet retailerswho purchase rugs UNSEEN and in MASSquanity, I feature one of a-kind carpets forless. I have impeccable references andnumerous satisfied customers in the Universi¬ty community as well as a FOUR STAR ratingfrom a major Chicago shopping guide.Whether for your home or to give as a present,I will be happy to help you in selecting a carpetto meet your needs. FOR ADDRESS IN¬FORMATION OR TO SET UP A PRIVATESHOWING AT ANOTHER TIME, CALLDAVID BRADLEY 288 0524.STAY HEALTHYTry our line of herbal health care products.Weight Control Program. Cardiovascular. GlBone Metabolism. Energy and Alertness. SkinCare. Nutritional Balance is the key. For moreinformation call Ed at 363-7570. You owe it to-yourself.2 FORI HOLIDAYFITNESS SPECIALStay fit for the holidays with Jazzercise! Bringa friend and register 2 for the price of 1.Classes offered at 6:05 pm and 7:15 pm onTues. and Thurs. at the Hyde Park UnitarianChurch at 57th and Woodlawn. For more infocall 239-4536. Classes start Dec. 5.SOFTWARE PRODUCTSFROM THE MDCWordMarc wordprocessor for the IBM PC andcompatibles-$175; Minitab statistical programfor IBM PC and compatibles $80; Microsoftand Lotus 1-2-3 software coming soom Call 962-6086 for details.CONCERNEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight) toparticipate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood. Earn money for yourparticipation in this 4 week study. No ex¬perimental drugs and minimal time involved.Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 years oldand in good health. For further informationcall Karen 8:30 to 11:30am at 962 3560 Refer tostudy W.EARN MONEY WHILEYOU HAVE FUN WITHYOUR FRIENDSWe are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in a drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one eve. Each week forseven weeks in our recreational area. Aftereach eve. you will be required to spend thenight in the hospital Each person will be paid$245 for their participation, so RECRUITYOUR FRIENDS! Only non experimentaldrugs involved. You must be 21-35 and be ingood health to participate Call 962 3560 between 3:30 and 6:00pm M-F for more information. Ask for Joe.SPECIAL MACOFFERSAT THE MDCChristmas Bundle 512K Mac w/imagewriter IIprinter $1,790; Full System Bundle 512K Mac,imagewriter 11 printer, External Disk Drive$2,140. Offers good until December 31, 1985.Call 962-6086 for details. I need a few highly motivated people to helpdistribute a line of herbal health care products.$400-S1200 per month part time, S2000-S6000 permonth full time. Earn your keep! Call Ed at363-7570.HOW CAN THE ARMSRACE BE STOPPEDA free symposium presented by theBULLETIN OF THE ATOMIC SCIENTISTS,Dec. 12, 2 5:30pm. in Mandel Hall. Come meetour distinguished panelists: Ruth Adams, Rev.Theodore Hesburgh, Kevin Klose, WolfgangPanofsky, John Simpson and Jerome Wiesner.John Calloway ow WTTW-TV will moderatethe symposium.SUMPTUOUS FOOD!And much, much more at the ComputationCenter Open House, Friday December 6, 3-5PM, 1155 E. 60th St. (across fromRockefeller)!ZENITH SPECIAL OFFEREntry level PC w/12" Amber Monitor-$l,125;Offer available until December 31, 1985. Call962-6086 for details.HANNUKAHCANDLES8. MENORAHSHannukah Candles 50', menorahs $1.00 andDreidles 15‘. Pick them up at Hillel, 5715 S.Woodlawn.$$S & FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage procesing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.HEWLETT PACKARDPRODUCTSVIATHE MDCLaserJet Plus printer-$2,795; LaserJet printer$2,045; ThinkJet Printer $339; Vectra PC-640K,1.2Mb 5 1/4' floppy, 20 Mb internal Drive (ATcompatible)-$3,565; 12" green monitor forVectra-$225, Portable Plus PC-S1565; IntegralPC (runs Unix)-$3,395; Call 962-6086 for details.MOVING INTO HOUSING?Before you have to go to the housing office callme & take over my contract no difference between the two except I can leave. David F. 7532661UNSURE ABOUTABORTIONDO YOU HAVE OPTIONS?Free pregnancy counseling with licensedclinical social workers. Free pregnancytesting also available. Call 561-5288.ONE BEDROOM FOR SALETraditional Elegance Is Timeless...A rare east tower, lakeview, one bedroomopportunity is now offered for Januaryoccupancy at THE PARKS >H ORECOOPERATIVELOCATIONE Hyde park, atthe park and lakebeach.1765 E. 55th Street, U/C bus at door.Convenient to Coop Mall, 1C, and CampusAFFORDABLE ELEGANCEIdeal for faculty or grad coupleMorning sunshine and three lake viewsMonthly charge is $611 which includes$5400 yearly tax deduction, NO MORTGAGE,fireplace, refirgerator, and stove.(W/l closets, W/W carpeting, large rooms.SAFETYClosed circuit tv security system24 hr. guard, laundry in building.Free parking in lot across the street.VALUE 684 7895Selling price $3950 firm, by owner.Serious Inquiries Only, 8 8pm. 684 7895MOVING; MUST SELL BY DEC 8th.Will Consider Rental.APPLE 11 SYSTEMSVIA THE MDC11c Color System Apple lie, 11c Colormonitorw/Stand-$735; lie UniDisk ProfessionalSystem lie enhanced 64K CPU, Unidisk,Unidisk w/controller, Extended 80 column textcard, Monitor 11 $1,170. Other new apple IVproducts and new lower Apple 11 prices-available. Call 962 6086 for details.ACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take April Wilson's GERMAN COURSE thiswinter and hiahpass the spring language ex¬am! Two sections: MWF 11-12 & MWTh 6 7.Both begin Jan 13. Fun classes & readingsCost: $200 for 15 weeks. For more informationand to register, call APRIL WILSON 667 3038The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. December 3. 1985- 19The Committee on Public Policy StudiesandTIME, The Weekly Newsmagazinepresenta lecture byThe Right HonorableBrian MulroneyPrime Minister of CanadaTIME MagazineDistinguished Speaker4:00 p.m.Wednesday, December 4, 1985Mandel Hall20—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, December 3, 1985