TO H€CK Wmvemcma / mtr thiscomzy n&ps ts ftume cess pghocmcy/UKE ft MONARCHY 'UK6 royalty/ Oxfam:fast for fundspage threeINSIDE:Opus getshis nose backpage 12The Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 21 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1965 Tuesday, November 19, 1985Universitybalances budgetBy Chris HillManaging EditorBolstered by austerity mea¬sures and record fundraising, theUniversity achieved a balanced1984-85 budget. President Gray,however, has told faculty leadersthat corrective action will beneeded to keep the University inthe black over the next severalyears.Gray also says the longer termstrategy of the University mayinvolve “some gradual increase”in student enrollment as well ascontinuing review of Universityacademic programs.The balancing of the Universityunrestricted budget — the keyindex for teaching and research— was announced in the just-released 1984-85 University Annu¬al Report, which also reports thefollowing about fiscal 1984-85:‘The University Hospitals andClinics registered a $15.6 milliondeficit, including a $12 millionone-time write off for bad debtsand charity care that had notbeen adequately accounted for inthe past.♦The value of the University’sendowment rose 23.7% to over$641 million.‘The Trustees increased theTRIP payout percentage from 5to 6 percent, thus increasing by $2million the amount of endowmentincome used for current ex¬penses.‘The University recorded over$70 million in fundraising pro¬gress, and is more than half waytoward the goals of the Campaignfor the Arts and Sciences andother major fundraising drives.‘Indirect cost recoveries fromgovernment contracts rose 5.6%— only half as much growth as ineither of the previous two years.Gray, while noting the difficul¬ties in the Hospitals and Clinics,expressed satisfaction with theoverall state of University fi¬ nances. “The University figuresare very good. They came out ac¬cording to plans,” she explainedin an interview with the Maroon.Income vs. CostsOverall, revenue from tuitionand fees increased by 9.4% overlast year, while instructionalcosts rose 12.2% and scholarshipand fellowship expendituresclimbed 29%, as is shown in thetable of Operating Results.These figures illustrate one ofthe University’s key financialproblems: that its costs continueto increase at a faster rate thanits income. Equalizing the ratesof growth in expenditures and in¬come is an important goal in theUniversity’s long term financialstrategy, but a goal that has con¬tinued to be unattained.And while the ’84-85 Reportsays that “comprehensive effortsto reduce costs and increase ex¬ternal sources of support havenarrowed the differences in therates of growth,” there is concernabout the future.Gray told the October 8th meet¬ing of the Council of the Universi¬ty Senate that University proj¬ections for the next five yearsindicate an increasing gap be¬tween the growth of expendituresand income unless corrective ac¬tion is planned.“It’s going to be more difficultagain in the next three to fiveyears,” Gray concedes, “andsome of that has to do with mat¬ters in Washington.”ResponsesThe University’s strategy fordealing with this situation will in¬volve continuing efforts to in¬crease productivity in the Uni¬versity and “be as economical aspossible” in areas such as energyand utility costs.Other implications of the Uni-continued on page three Operating Results: Five Year Summary * (in millions)Fiscal Year Ended June 301981 1982 1983 1984 1985University Operating Results:Revenues:Tuition and Fees S 49 9 $ 59 7 $ 68 1 $ 76.4 $ 83 6Government GrantsFederal 201 20 4 22 5 249 26 3State and Local 1 .2 2 .2 .2Gifts 6.0 7.9 64 75 13 5Endowment IncomeGross 15.5 17.9 166 146 15 1(Transferred to)Endowment (7.2) (9.4! (5.6) (4.3) (2 5)Educational Activities 14 5 13 5 180 27 3 31.1Auxiliary Enterprises 34 4 4-. • 46.0 52 7 567Other Sources'* 13.1 11.2 10.6 140 13 41464 164 7 182 8 213 3 237.4Expenditures:Instruction .59.7 664 784 848 95 2Library 69 7.4 7 9 84 98Other Academic Support 11 .9 1.0 4 8 2 4Student Services 4.6 4 5 4.4 4 6 49Institutional Support"** 12.8 13 6 140 16.7 267Plant Operation 15 6 17 4 166 17 4 198Scholarships and Fellowships 69 89 106 120 15 5Renewal and Replacement 5 15 20 2.1 2.2Auxiliary Enterprises 34 5 43 1 46 1 51 4 54 1Other Transfers—net 29 24 30 3 8 3 3145 5 166 1 1840 206 0 233 9Excess (Deficiency) of UniversityRevenues over Expenditures $ 9 S (1.4l S (1.2) $ 7 3 $ 3 5Hospitals and ClinicsOperating Results:Revenues $128 3 S136.7 $153 5 $161.7 $148 7Expenditures and Transfers 124.2 130 8 1529 167.7 164 3Excess (Deficiency) of Hospitalsand Clinics Revenuesover Expenditures $ 4 1 S 5 9 $ 60 $ (6 0) $115 6) Financialaid picturelooks rosyBy Jim Schwartz(CPS) — Most college ad¬ministrators think their schoolsare on the brink of a more pro¬sperous era, but they predictstudents will pay for it by payingeven higher tuition over the nextfew years.In a survey by a group calledthe Higher Education Panel, amajority of administrators thinkthe collegiate fiscal woes of thepast decades — from thehyperinflation begun by the oilembargo of 1973 through thefederal budget cuts of 1981 andthe recession of 1982-83 — may bedrawing to a close as legislaturesgive more money to campusesand the improved economymakes it easier for schools to at¬tract donations.But schools will have to raisetuition for students anyway, therespondents said.To adequately fund private col¬leges. for example, tuition willprobably have to raise 1.5 to twopercent faster than the inflationrate, says Julianne Thrift of theNational Institute of IndependentColleges and Universities.continued on page 15GSB recruiting is well under wayBy Mona ElNaggarStaff WriterThoughts of making money arehigh on the agenda of students inthe Graduate School of Business(GSB) as they endure the first legof the recruitment season.During this initial phase, whichbegan on Oct. 28 and will winddown by Friday, companiesrepresenting all segments of in¬dustry visit the U of C. They ex¬plain who they are and what typeof people they are planning tohire, according to BarbaraMcGloin, Director of Placementat the GSB.In order to facilitate this pro¬cess, liquidity preference func¬tions (LPF’s) are organized bythe Business Students Associa¬tion (BSA). Raju Advani, second-year GSB student who is the BSAvice-president for corporaterecruiting, explained that com¬panies are charged approximate¬ly $850 to hold an LPF, wherethey give an hour-long talkfollowed by refreshments. Themoney raised from these eventsfunds most of BSA’s activities.Students agree that these in¬formation sessions are beneficialto them. Helen McGowan,second-year GSB student who isthe BSA vice-president fororganizations, said that LPFshelp people determine “whatthey want to do and, more im¬portantly, what they don’t wantto do.”First year students who arelooking for summer internshipsalso enjoy the sessions. As JohnWalpuck, first-year GSB student,explained, “It’s a good chance tolearn about the industry, thecompany, and the people.”Similarly, Margaret Grunz, afirst-yeai student, believes they give her a good starting point forher job search. She plans to doadditional research in order toobtain more than just a generaloverview.Howard Morgan, senior vice-president of Citicorp of Chicago,believes that the students are notthe only ones who benefit fromBy Chris HillManaging EditorCharles D. O’Connell will retirefrom his position as Vice Presi¬dent and Dean of Students in theUniversity at the end of nextJune.The office of Dean of Studentsin the University has responsibili¬ty over virtually all non-academ¬ic student affairs, including theOffice of the Registrar, studentactivities, alumni affairs, studenthousing, physical education andathletics, Career and PlacementServices, and jurisdiction over in¬dividual student problems anddisputes.O’Connell has served in the po¬sition for 18 years, longer than allhis predecessors combined, andinformed President Gray lastyear that he did not wish to bereappointed when his currentterm expires on June 30.Gray expressed regret atO’Connell’s retirement. “It’s achange that’s really hard to con¬template. When you consider allthat he’s made happen andhelped make happen over the last18 years, it’s a spectacular re¬cord. He’s probably the best inthe country.”O’Connell says he plans tospend more time with his wifePeg, but will also remain in- recruitment season. He par¬ticularly enjoys recruiting at theUniversity because the U of C'“has an environment that is rele¬vant and stimulating. The key isthe relevancy, as there is more ofa practical approach than a pure¬ly academic approach in U of Ccontinued on page 15volved in certain special projectsfor the University.Gray is ejtpected to nameO’Connell’s successor by earlySpring Quarter. She has also or¬dered a review of the areas cur-* rently under the office's jurisdic¬tion to see if any might belogically transferred to the juris¬diction of some other office or ad¬ministrator.“We need to look at that set ofresponsibilities." Gray ex¬plained. “and see what are themain needs and priorities of theposition.”Charles O Conn.llCharles O'Connell resignsTED TURNER.a Marjorie Kovler Fellowvin a Speech and Q & A SessionWednesday, November 20,3:30 P.MLaw School Auditorium.'hH Wg ■■ YS-'.t- 'Y-I ■.■: . 'wmmmm.' 4 ••' v■.■Y'yY.w, /SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTHEWLETT-PACKARD PRESENTS:SOLUTIONS FOR EDUCATION11Solutions for:Word ProcessingLaser PrintingGraphicsUnix Workstations"AT" CompatiblePortable ComputingGraphicsData AcquisitionLocal Area NetworkingLaserjet PrintersVectra-"AT,/ Compatible PCPortable Plus - PortableComputing at its Best See Products Like:Bobcat Workstation - UnixBasedIntegral - Unix TrasnportableStarbase - Graphics LibraryComplete Line of HP PlottersTime: THURSDAY NOVEMBER 2110AM-3:30PM Place: IDA NOYES HALL1212 E. 59TH ST,Orders will be taken by the MicrocomputerDistribution Center.For further information Call962-6086,wk wmM. RS * ¥ ''Ji# i■ • 'iillllii—. -2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday November 30 iqrsMock summit at U of C budgetcontinued from page onenition of human rights, an advisor’s com¬ment that, “some of our difficulties are dueto infrequent past communication,” drewapplause from the largely non-student audi¬ence.With time running out, a tentative sort ofan agreement was reached. A general haltfor a year on the development of satelliteweapons, during which genuine reductionsin nuclear weapons and clarifications of ex¬isting treaties could be negotiated, apparedto have been settled upon.In the question and answer period, Casselemphasized how much insight the partici¬pants were given into the real negotiators’frame of mind: “it was remarkable how po¬larized we became.” Although there wassome rehearsing done, the outcome was not.entirely predetermined. The women ex¬pressed disappointment that they had notagreed on more issues.The summiteers did not have greaterhopes for the real summit this week. Dia-mondstone predicted the Geneva meetingwill be largely cosmetic, saying the realReagan and Gorbachev “won’t perform aswell as the participants of the mock sum¬mit.” versity’s financial situation touch more di¬rectly on University teaching and research.Gray notes, for instance, that “we can’t re¬ally increase the size of the faculty,” al¬though she wants to assure the availabilityof positions for young new scholars. “Wehave to be careful about growth, but also beconcerned about quality.”Enrollment Boost?Another issue connected with Universityfinance is whether the University might sa¬fely increase student enrollment to bring inadditional tuition revenue and make fulleruse of its programs — a question which iscurrently being examined by the Universi¬ty’s Greenstone Committee.While Gray is waiting for the committee’sreport, she thinks “we probably have someroom for some gradual increase — howmuch I don’t know.” She emphasizes, how¬ever, that adequate facilities would be pro¬vided and admissions standards maintainedin any such increase.“Any growth needs to be carefully assimi¬lated,” Gray says, adding that the issue willbe extensively discussed when the commit¬tee issues its report.Program ReviewsGray says that the Provost is continuallyStudents fast for Oxfam AmericaBy Matt NickersonStaff WriterThe US/USSR Geneva summit confer¬ence, albeit a mock version, was held at theOriental Institute Monday, Nov. 11. Mockworld leaders Reagan and Gorbachev madesome gains in arms control but postponedmajor negotiations.The mock summit claimed to give a pre¬view to this week’s talks and aimed to raisothe public’s awareness about the confer¬ence. Chicago Women for Peace and the Uof C Outreach Program on Nuclear Weap¬ons sponsored the conference. Women forPeace began with the radioactive milk con¬troversy of the early 1960’s and continues to“recognize women’s heightened awarenessof nuclear dangers,” according to Judy Dia-mondstone, spokeswoman for the group.Members of the women’s organization re¬presented America and the Soviet Union.Playing Russian General Secretary Gorba¬chev was Dr. Christine Cassel. who is a phy¬sician at the U of C Medical Center and amember of the Nobel Prize-winning groupInternational Physicians for the Preventionof Nuclear War. President Reagan was por¬trayed by the Hon. Susan Catania, a formerIllinois state representative. Each leaderhad three advisers. All advisers werewomen: either feminists, scientists, or po¬litical scientists. The summit was mediatedby Sondra Gair, a Chicago radio host.The leaders began with general openingstatements. Both “Madame Reagan” and“Madame Gorbachev,” as they werecalled, emphasized common problems. TheSoviet premier urged unity, saying “I wouldlike to see you (President Reagan) and I onone side of the table, nuclear weapons on theother.”In meetings of the heads of state withtheir respective advisors, both groups spokeagain of mutual interests, especially in stop¬ping the proliferation of nuclear weapons toother countries. However, the two campssoon aired suspicions. The Soviets statedflatly, “We can’t trust the Americans.”Each country privately accused the other ofexploiting loopholes in the Anti-BallisticMissile (ABM) treaty. The ABM disagree¬ment broke out into argument when Reaganand Gorbachev met face to face, each sideaccusing the other of changing the rules.After the two sides quibbled about the defi¬ On Thursday, November 21, members ofthe University community will participatein Oxfam America’s Fast for a World Har¬vest.Participants will fast for all or part of theday. Those who have meal contracts willforego dinner and that money will be con¬tributed directly to Oxfam. Last year,which was the first year that the dininghalls participated, over $3000 was raisedthrough fasts and donations. Over 700 stu¬dents signed up to forego their meal.Other campus activities which will markthe fast on November 21 include a gatheringat Rockefeller Chapel at 5:30 pm where thefilm The Economic Game, which addressesthe inequity inherent in the current worldeconomic order, will be shown.Following the films, Robin Lovin will leada discussion and there will be readings aswell as a bread and soup supper. Those whoare fasting independently can bring themoney they otherwise would have spent onfood to Rockefeller Chapel; all are welcome to join in the bread and soup supper. Dona¬tions can also be sent directly to OxfamAmerica at 302 Columbus Avenue, Boston.MA 02116.Oxfam America is one of six independentOxfam organizations, the others being inAustralia, Great Britain, Belgium and twoin Canada. The development organizationhas worked in famine-afflicted areas ofAsia, Africa and Latin America and hasgained a reputation for innovative, long¬term projects while being sensitive to indig¬enous cultures, traditions and environmen¬tal problems.Oxfam America usually tries to encour¬age and aid local, grass-roots efforts tocombat hunger; these are often started bylocal groups, such as farming cooperativesor training programs. Special attention ispaid to the problems of women, who areoften the poorest of the poor. Oxfam Ameri¬ca receives no government aid and is non¬sectarian. reviewing University academic programs,and that such review is all the more impor¬tant in “times of rigorous constraint.” Shedeclined to name any specific areas of con¬cern, however, noting that the current re¬views of the Geography Department and theCommittee on Public Policy Studies arebeing conducted out of academic, not finan¬cial concerns.TuitionAs for likely trends in tuition increases,Gray says it’s “clear” that tuition will con¬tinue to increase faster than the inflationrate, although she does not anticipate moreof the double digit boosts Chicago has hadrecent years.Overall, Gray says that “these gaps (be¬tween revenue and cost increases) aren’tsolved through one action, or in one year,but by increasing the University revenuestream in general.” She says the Universitywill meet the financial situations ahead witha combination of measures. “There’s noquick fix.”Research IncomeAnother difficult area for the Universityillustrated in its Annual Report is indirectcost recoveries — government reimbursem¬ent for the estimated percentage of Univer¬sity operating costs that support govern¬ment-sponsored research. These recoveriesare an important source of unrestricted rev¬enue for the University, but increased lastyear by a smaller percentage than in eitherof the two previous years.Gray says this trend is likely to continue,citing the current administration’s “tilt”toward more applied fields of research, andthe general mood of budget-cutting in Wash¬ington. “The reimbursement for the costs ofresearch is almost certain to fall.”FundraisingIn 1984-85. the University once again set anew record in fundraising — over $70 mil¬lion. The University’s Campaign for theArts and Sciences has raised approximately$80 million of its $150 million goal, and Grayexpects that the Gradute School of Busi¬ness's $21.5 million capital campaign andthe Law School’s $20 million campaign willboth achieve their goals during 1986The University is beginning a $3 millionendowment campaign for the School of So¬cial Service Administration, but overallGray says the University is not expecting tosee higher total fundraising in 1985-86 thanin 1984-85.STUDY ABROADOPPORTUNITIESm to TOMEWTINFORMATIONAL MEETINGSMEXICO CITY: THURSDAY, NOV 21B0L06NA: MONDAY, NOV 25PARIS and LISIEUX: TUESDAY, NOV 26ALL HEETIK8S BE8IN AT 7:00 PM IN HARPER 200ANY QUESTIONS?SEE LEWIS FORTNER, HARPER 254 nosionusic* musicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, November 21 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallA Recital of Vocal Music performed by: Raymond Cullom,Heather Jessen, Michael Kotze, Ruth Lidecka, Sophie Littletonand William Tompsett.Accompanied by Nicholas Palmer and Shoko Tategami, piano.Admission is free.Friday, November 22 - Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m.. Bond ChapelHoward Brown and Bruce Tammen, conductors.Music by Josquin des Prez and Orlando di Lasso.Assisted by the University Motet Choir: Judith Nelson, soprano;and Mary Springfels, viola da gamba.Admission is free.Saturday, November 23 * Irish Traditional Music1:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall.Details to be announcedAdmission is free.Sunday, November 24 - Contemporary Chamber Playersoff the University of Chicago8:00 p.m., Mandel HallTower: Petrushkates; Wolpe: Songs; Berio: O King: Davies:Vesalii leones — a theater piece.Soloists: Elsa Charlston, soprano; Mark Wraith, dancer: Bar¬bara Haffner, cello.Barbara Schubert, conductor.Donation is requested: 55.UPCOMING CONCERTSTuesday, December 3 - Paul O’Dette, lute; and NigelRogers, tenor.8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall* Tickets: $10; UC student. 56.Available at the Music Dept. Concert Office; 962-8068.Friday, December 6 * Manhattan String Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel HallTickets: $10: UC students, 56.Available at the Music Dept. Concert Office; 962-8068. Ci43S03io3Io#3ctoiwmeion usiofiusi cSkThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 19. 1985—3The Chicmjot MaroonStudent New: V f'rsity of ChicagoCOLUMNHeart vs. HeadINTERVIEWTed Turner out to reform sleazeBy Ken ArmstrongStaff WriterDante argued that humans could never at¬tain real happiness because they are divid¬ed into two parts: body and soul. By drivingin two separate directions — towards earth¬ly bliss and spiritual bliss, and by using twoseparate faculties — reason and faith,humans tear themselves apart.But there is another schism which seemsmore distinctive within the body itself: thehead and the heart. Upon reaching a certainlevel of development, each constantly de¬prives the other of its certainty, and the sub¬sequent doubt deprives the whole of any un¬qualified happiness.Take, for example, one of the latest issuesto hit newsprint: a proposed city ordinancewhich would in part affect research involv¬ing live animals. Now. that used to be a sim¬ple issue as far as I was concerned. Such re¬search was wrong. Simply wrong. No doubt.Blissful certainty.Back in my prepubescent school days I re¬member once having to read a poem in frontof the class. At that time, of course, the onlything possibly worse was having to squaredance during gym. Nevertheless, I sup¬pressed my ten-year-old’s sense of humandignity because even then I had a lurkingsuspicion that the U of C Law School wouldstrenuously object to a 4th-grade dropout.So I dutifully leafed through a family collec¬tion of poetry, and with my dog sitting onmy lap I ran across a poem titled “Rags” byEdmund Vance Cooke. Three of its verseswere as follows:They had one animal tacked and tiedAnd slit like a full-dressed fish.With his vitals pumping away insideAs pleasant as one might wish.I stopped to look like the rest, ofcourse.And the beast’s eyes leveled mine;His short tail thumped with a feebleforce.And he uttered a tender whine.It was Rags, yes. Rags! who wasmartyred there,Who was quartered and crucified,And he vhined that whine which isd^ggu prayerAt ' licked my hand — and died.I ci Just by substituting my dog forRace ! knew it was terribly wrong. Myhear „ j so and that was enough.Be: vi w, many years later, after gradua¬tion -rum two different refineries, my headhas insisted upon starting an argument.Firs! ;t arrogantly laughs at the poem itself.It sucks. It’s overly emotional, and — herethe head gets brutal — it’s childish. (Be¬sides, it argues, wise people recognize thenecessity in some instances of present sac¬rifice cor future, delayed gratification. Andresearch, particularly medical research, can pay big dividends.)The head is right.But then the heart returns service with agraphic image of my dog slit from pole topole. And the heart is right.The head, however, borrowing a shotfrom the heart’s own reportoire, attacks thenet and volleys with an image of its own: aloved one dying of cancer.It’s a winner — game, set and match.Mimicking McEnroe, however, the heartrefuses to acknowledge a Snow White end¬ing. It franctically bitches that the head’sracket touched the net. And the line call! It,too, was extremely questionable. But uponrealizing, in stuttering stupefaction, thatthere is no linesman to berate, the heart sul¬kily retreats to its Gatorade.There are. however, certain defensemechanisms to such internal conflict. Strictadherence to hard rules, icebox standards,is perhaps most effective. This approach isexemplified by a former prof of mine, aman who constantly confuses politicalscience with W’alt Disney World.He had yet another column in the Tribunetwo weeks ago, and yet again he had trans¬planted into its bone marrow his favoriteimmunizing phrase: “The end can neverjustify the means.” For him it was a routineoperaton; he’s used the ten syllables sooften they’ll probably be his epitaph.A wonderfully rigid rule, its applicationcan be dispositive of myriad conflicts whichpreviously seemed complex. Have someconcerns with research using live animals?Then throw it into the means/end computer.The output, which would certainly dictatethat such research is wrong, will once againrestore certainty and bliss to the world.The only problem, though, is that theworld refuses to conform to such simplisticcommandments. The professor’s imitationof Moses relaying strict rules to the world istherefore ineffective fringe activity. Battlesare waged by those inside the conflict, notby those on the margins defining its bounda¬ries.This particular prof is constipated withfears of nuclear war. He has written double¬digit books on the subject (flowing withfixed rules, of course), even decorated theirtitles with such intellectual ornaments asreferences to Greek mythology and eye¬riveting words like ARMAGEDDON.But the world just won’t listen. And theconstipation just plods on.There’s really only one way his conditioncan be cured, and that’s through the confir¬mation of his fears. By watching some ra¬dioactive laxative light up the sky. perhapsan SS-18 suppository, he’d finally get hislong-sought-after relief.All three seconds of it.And I know what he’d use the time for.He’d probably thrust both his middle-fingers out at the world, then scream inshort-lived satisfaction “See?! I told you so!The end can never.... ” RE. “Ted" Turner, controversial Chair¬man of the Board and President of theTurner Broadcasting System, built up a$500+ million cable broadcasting systemfrom a single failing Atlanta TV stationand established himself as a daring, oftenoutrageous entrepeneur with a reputationof success against formidable odds. Hislatest activities include an August take¬over of the $1.5 billion MGM/UA movieproduction company and a failed effortlast Spring to acquire CBS.Turner is visiting the University as thenext Marjorie Kovler Visiting Fellow, andwill speak and answer questions at theLaw School Auditorium tomorrow at 3:30PM. In anticipation of the visit, MaroonManaging Editor Chris Hill spoke withTurner last Friday from his Atlanta of¬fice.CH: You once said that broadcasting ne¬tworks are “the geatest enemies thatAmerican ever had.” Could you elaboratea little on what you meant by that and ifyou still feel the same way?TT: The way they’ve done things is whatI was talking about — the Kubla Khans andtheir sleazy, stupid programming. I thinkthey have probably the greatest influenceon our society of any single thing, becausechildren watch so much television. Yeah, Istand by it.CH: You say that it’s sleazy and stupid,but are the networks themselves to blamefor that, or are they just giving the publicwhat they apparently want?TT: Well, Adolph Hilter could say thathe was just giving the German people whatthey wanted. I think you have to have someDear Mr. Sang:While sitting at my gray little desk in mygray little office, I read your letter to theMaroon. I wish you had written to my de¬partment instead. We at the Center for GrayLittle Bureaucrats who Cater to the Needsof those Students who Do Not Receive Fi¬nancial Aid are here to serve you.Let me begin by confessing how stupid Ifeel for failing to make your stay at the Uni¬versity of Chicago more pleasant. Pleaseforgive me: I went to an inferior school —Harvard University — and did not emergewith the intelligence you obviously possess.I am ashamed to admit I received financialaid when I went to college. This proves fur¬ther my unworthiness. I hope you will ac¬cept this explanation for my past lack ofservice to you. I promise to do better.I held a department meeting on Friday tofind solutions to your problems. I also tele¬phoned President Gray and was given per¬mission to provide you with anything youwanted. She said, “You had better give thatGod-blessed tuition-paying young man thered carpet treatment! If Mr. Sang com¬plains again, you lose your job, you littlefour-eyed jerk!”Here is a list of the actions we will take toimprove your life on the Quadrangles:1)All students with a validated ID will beallowed to enter the Field House — nostickers will be needed. As an extra conven¬ience to you students who do not receive fi¬nancial aid, you may use the facility byyourselves.2)Those who check bags at Regenstein Li¬brary will be fired. To prevent theft, stu¬dents with financial aid will not be allowed responsibility — someboyd that was sell¬ing cocaine to high school kids could say“Well, I’m just giving them what theywant.”CH: How would you like to do things dif¬ferently with what you program...TT: We do a lot of things differently.We’ve just made a deal-with National Geo¬graphic to produce Cousteau’s programm¬ing. We do “Portrait of America,” andw’re getting ready to do “Portrait of theWorld.” We do a number of documentari¬es, an intelligent in-depth news service —so we’re definitely practicing what wepreach.CH: You’ve engaged in some dealingswith the Soviets in setting up your Good¬will Games recently. How do you view thecurrent state of US-Soviet affairs? Is thereanything you’d do differently from Reaganif you were in the Oval Office?TT: That’s too big to get into for the pur¬pose of this, but I was really encouragedby President Reagan’s speech last night. Ihope something worthwhile comes out ofthe summit.CH: One of your former associates,Reese Schonfeld, said that Turner “wantsto be President, and sees CBS as a way ofgaining power.” Is either part of thatstatement true?TT: No.CH: Do you have any political ambi¬tions, though?TT: Oh, I don’t know. I’d like to see ourcountry more intelligently operated for thelong haul, but I guess everybody feels thatway. I’ve got my hands full for the present.I don’t know what I’m going to do in the fu¬ture.to enter university libraries (they do nothave much money and tend to stealbooks).3) A paved sidewalk will be built fromyour room at Burton-Judson to the Quads.Please send a list of all the other paths youtake frequently.4) A memo has been sent to all universityadministrators requiring them to “sticktheir facility pass sticker” by the end of theweek as punishment for their failure tomake you happy.5)All work-study jobs and other budgetexpenditures will need your approval. We atthe Center want your great mind to help usfind creative ways to use the school’s funds.Because you major in economics (the de¬partment with the fewest requirements tograduate) you must be intelligent. Youchose the most efficient way to receive a de¬gree at the University of Chicago.6) A beautiful undergraduate girl hasbeen assigned to live in your room. You maypinch her rear end as often as you desire.Recent ethnographic studies conducted atfraternity parties by our social science pro¬fessors show that touching the rear ends ofyoung women often gives disgruntled youngmen like yourself great pleasure. Please ac¬cept this gift from the Center. We cannotbear to see you and your tuition-payingfriends suffer.Your humble servant,Nicholas Gitrov, DirectorCenter for Gray Little Bureaucratswho Cater to the Needs of thoseStudents who Do Not ReceiveFinancial Aid'’’he Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It l. /ublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.Vie Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,a.* others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Ch ago, Illinois, 60637. Phone. 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor-in-chiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorKaren E. 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Acourse may have one instructor orseveral, and the format may vary froma one-, two-, or three-day seminar to afive- to ten-session course meeting onceper week.The StudentsAdult students come to The Universityof Chicago because they are interestedin serious study at the university level.Most hold at least a bachelors degree,and many have also earned advancedacademic or professional degrees.Because these students are motivatedby a real interest in the subject matterrather than the pursuit of credit ordegrees, their dedication to learningand their appreciation of good teachingis most sincere.The TeachersThose who teach in UOCE's LiberalEducation Division are current facultymembers, emeritus faculty, professionalstaff, Ph D., M.F.A., J.D., M.D., orM.B.A. candidates, and those who haverecently completed these advanceddegrees at the University.The BenefitsFor the Ph.D., M.F.A., J.D.. M.D., orM.B.A. candidate or recent graduate,the program provides financialcompensation and the opportunity togain valuable teaching experience atThe University of Chicago. Theseadvanced degree candidates alsobenefit from supervised curriculumdesign experience. Further, anintegrated program of academicprofessional development forums andworkshops that focus on college and MVllI .: "i"'\jtuniversity teaching are available free ofcharge to those teaching with UOCE.For each advanced degree candidate, afile is kept which traces the superviseddevelopment of the initial proposal intoan effective curriculum. Students'reviews of the course are also kept onfile. The teaching file provides a goodbasis for assessment of teachingcapabilities and recommendations fromthe Division Director. 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OLIN CENTERpresentsa talk byiJames RocheVice President and Director, Northrop Analysis CenterFormer Sr. Deputy Director, Policy Planning Staff, Dept, of StateCaptain, U.S. Navy, Ret.onAMERICA S ROLEIN THE WORLDMonday, November 25,19854:00 p.m.Harper Library, Room 130TUG East 50th Street The Student Advisory Committeeto theBiological Sciences Collegiate Divisionproudly presentsChristine K. Cassel, M.D., F.A.C.P.member of the Board of DirectorsPHYSICIANS FOR SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITYand delegate toINTERNATIONAL PHYSICIANS FOR THEPREVENTION OF NUCLEAR WARWINNER, 1985 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE“The Role of the HealthProfessional in Nuclear War”Thursday, November 21,19854:30 P.M. in Harper 130A Student-Faculty champagne receptionfollows the lecture in Harper 284GO DIRECTLYto TEXTBOOKSIf you have not bought all of yourbooks for the Autumn QuarterUNSOLD AUTUMN TEXTBOOKSwill be returned to the publisherstarting Monday, November 25,1985BOOKS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FORRETURNS AFTER NINTH WEEKUniversity of Chicago BookstoreTextbook Department - 2nd floor970 E. 58th962-7116 Cite Bniberflttp of <£lpcago lSYMPHONICWINDENSEMBLEConducted byFarobag Homi CooperMusic Director, Chicago PhilharmoniaSCHUBERT: symphony No.8RIMSKY-KORSAKOV: oboe concerto§ PATRICIA MOREHEAD, SoloistPrincipal Oboe, Chicago PhilharmoniaDVORAK: symphony No.94 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23 o 8:00 pmMANDEL HALL57th and University!' Free Admission Free Admission8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 19, 1985November 19, 1985The All-American dinermakes a greasy comebackAlexandra ConroyEd DeBevics is reminiscent of an old-fashioned All-American diner.The second time I saw Back to the Future,I concentrated on the scenes in the diner of1955. This was partly because I alreadyknew the plot but mostly because I’d justcome from Ed DeBevic’s Short Order Grill,Chicago’s own gateway to the fifties. Ed’sred neon sign may seem a bit ostenatiousfor the small-towner period atmosphere,but the collector’s item coke bottle (a 3’ by5’ flat picture) underneath the sign was anice touch.Take Back to the Future diner set, xeroxit several times, and you have Ed’s, actualsize shown, a period marbled formicacounter — granted it’s 30 feet long —stretches down one side complete with swiv¬el stools in blue vinyl. Behind the counter,pieces of home-baked pie, fresh donuts, andCan Ed’s be the real thing afterall? dishes of rich-looking chocolate pudding fillthe shelves of glass cases. The rest of themulti-level establishment features match¬ing formica tables complete with stainlesssteel rims and single stainless trunks. Aspindly metal coat tree grows from everyother booth bench. Metal boxes dispensingtissue-thin paper napkins adorn each tableand the water is served in plastic cups withdisposable cone-shaped paper inserts. Un¬fortunately, the water does not appear un¬less you ask for it specifically.If an unobstructed view of the room waspossible, menus would be unnecessary sincealmost every item has its own advertisingsign on the wall: each item usually proceed¬ed by “fresh” or “real.” Unfortunately,wall-to-wall patrons tend to limit vision to afoot or so around one’s own table. Clearly,Ed’s is not unknown and a sign at the cash¬ier/hostess counter proclaims “If you’vecome for reservations, you’re in the wrongplace.” The wait is generally about 55 min¬utes on weekends, although single personscan obtain counter seating with relativeease. During the wait, there is the diversionof Ed’s own DJ, who plays classic 50’s rock,and an occasonal trivia question, “Whatwas the name of the teacher in Leave it toBeaver?” Correct answers merit a DeBe¬vic’s t-shirt.Once seated, the service is fast. The foodappeared within 10 to 15 minutes of placingthe order. I began with a cup of coffee billedto be “so good, we drink it ourselves,”which lived up to its claim. Before I’d gottenhalfway through the cup, my “freshlyground” burger arrived as well as my sharein a joint order of french fries. The burgerwas not enormous, about 5 to 6 inches in di¬ameter, but distinctively thicker and moreirregular than the fast food types. Thehomemade bun was a vast improvementover the commericial variety and the mo-zarella cheese (chosen from four possiblecheeses) was thoroughly melted. The gar¬nishes were sufficient and basic: pickles, to¬mato (under the cheese) and an entiresliced half of an onion. The order of fries, designed to serve two,could easly have accommodated a third.The potatoes were thin, but still showedslivers of skin. Fries can be ordered plain ortopped with melted cheese. Homemadechips also appear under “sides.” Along withseveral kinds of burgers, dogs and chili, themenu sports traditionals like grilled cheese.BLT’s, and sloppy joes. There are also a fewunusual period pieces like the fried egg orfried clam sandwiches. There are morecomplete plate dinners (salad/soup, rolls,veggies, and potatoes) which feature swissor chicken-fried steak, meatloaf, liver andonions, pork chops, etc. Each day has a blueplate special. Salads (tuna, chicken andsuch) break style in order to cater to thelighter appetitite.Desserts are limited to the pies, donutsand pudding or ice cream. The pies vary invariety from day to day and have the dis¬ tinction of being served in square pieces. Itried the apple which had a praiseworthystreusel topping, but too little fruit. Bever¬ages include a selection of alcohols and softdrinks. For those with more elaboratetastes and no calorie restrictions. Ed's foun¬tain has a satisfying selection of shakes andmalts served from the metal mixing cannis-ter, and floats including the favorite “blackcow.” Entrees are under $5 and sides, des¬serts and non-alcoholic beverages rangefrom $1 to $2.50.The waitresses, in white dresses, shortsocks and still lace headpieces, are friendlyand accommodating as are the waiters andbusyboys with their rectangular paper hats.There was a slight wait to get the check, butthe overall service was more than satisfac¬tory. If you can stand the wait, Ed DeBe¬vic’s, 640 N. Wells Street, is worth it reputa¬tion.Filling a void in the life of the mindBrooke RossThe houselights dim and a faint rumbleemanates from the speakers at the front ofthe auditorium. The pulsating noise gra¬dually intensifies until a hollow roar pre-vades the hall. Finally, a high-pitched bellsounds and in a wink. Galaxy Girl ap¬pears.Surprisingly, this is not a scene from ascience fiction movie. The auditorium inquestion is Mandel Hall and Galaxy Girl isnone other than Barbara Schubert, conduc¬tor of the University Symphony. The sceneis a Halloween concert performed threeweeks ago by furturistically attired orches¬tra members in honor of Halley’s coment.The Halloween concert, which is an annualevent, illustrates the orchestra’s commit¬ment to the unusual, as well as to excellencein music.This year, Barbara Schubert celebratesher tenth anniversary as conductor of theUniversity Symphony. The orchestra,which gives several concerts each quarter,is composed of undergraduate and graduatestudents in the University as well as faculty,alumni, and community members.Many orchestra members feel that per¬haps the most attractive aspect of Universi¬ty Symphony is the vast range of music re¬ hearsed each quarter. Schubert enjoysperforming pieces which are not oftenplayed by professional orchestras and theUniversity environment is well-suited to un¬common repertory selections. Schubert ex¬plains that, “We have special audience inHyde Park — an open-minded and musical¬ly educated audience — which welcomes theunusual. We are able to embark upon verydifferent sorts of projects and have them besuccessful.”As she commences her eleventh year asthe University Symphony conductor, Schu¬bert maintains that the orchestra has im¬proved markedly in recent years. As shestates, “I enjoy seeing progress. I havebeen able to give a lot to this organizationand see a significant response.” She adds,“There is a very special character to thisUniversity’s orchestra. For most of themembers, music is a vocational endeavorand a very meaningful portion of their lives.Their dedication to music can be felt andheard both in rehearsals and in perfor¬mance.”The Symphony’s improvement in recent years is evidenced by the fact that CulturalOmnibus International has decided to par¬tially subsidize a European tour for the or¬chestra next summer. Symphony memberswill fly from Chicago to Yugoslavia in Juneof 1986 and spend two weeks travelling andperforming in Austria, northern Italy, andYugoslavia. The tour, which will offer stu¬dents an opportunity to explore Europe at avery small cost, has generated enthusiasmfrom all members of the organization.Many of the instrumentalists intend to ex¬tend their summerstay in Europe beyondthe scheduled tour.The University Symphony offers musical¬ly inclined students an opportunity to par¬ticipate in a challenging, yet enjoyable non-academic activity, which yields visibleresults at least twice a quarter. Rehearsalsserve as a productive escape from students’often tedious academic pursuits. Accordingto John Hudak, a trumpet player, the Sym¬phony “has given my college career a senseof purpose. It has been a constant source ofinspiration and excitement.” Russell Read,a tenor tuba player concurs, “Symphony fills a void which would otherwise not exis-tin my life. There was a year when I wan tinvolved in my music, and after that year.I’ll never let it happen again.”After spending years studying an instru¬ment, many students discover that theyhave very little time in college to maintaintheir levels of proficiency. For some orches¬tra members, symphony rehearsals serveas one opportunity to maintain their musi¬cal ability. Deborah Satinsky. a violinist,says, “If I didn’t play in orchestra, I wouldnever play. It is one way to keep playingyour instrument.”University Symphony rehearses for twoand a half hours every Wednesday evening.These sessions function as a social outlet formany ochestra participants. Some sym¬phony members meet for dinner beforehandwhile others are known to convene at localtaprooms after rehearsals. Dave Budil, aviolist, notes, “I like musicians best. This isa good place to make friends.”The overall feeling expressed by Sym¬phony members is one of satisfaction. For avariety of personal reasons, most playersenjoy rehearsing and achieve a sense of ac¬complishment through their hard work. AsJon Cheskin, a cellist, explains, “I realylove the genius of music and this is the bestway to experience it. And also, we’re goingto Europe ”The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 19, 1985—9As Jon Cheskin, a cellist, explains, “I really lovethe genius of music and this is the best way toexperience it. And also, we’re going to Europe.”Is there still life as a cult after ten years?Pob NadelsonOctober 31st — when else? — marked the10th anniversary that “The Rocky HorrorPicture Show” debuted on the silver screen.In commemoration, a gala event was heldat New York City’s Beacon Theatre. At theevent were hundreds of people < male and fe¬male) who have impersonated the cast ofRocky Horror (female and male) in front ofthe movie screen.The original Rocky Horror productionrocketed from a small play in a workshopproject to a major motion picture in just 18months. (It usually takes a Broadway playa year’s run to even be considered for afilm). Originally produced in London at theTheatre Upstairs in June, 1973 where Rich¬ard O’Brien, who wrote the book, music andlyrics (and even played Riff Raff in thescreen version) intended it as "somethingany ten-year-old could enjoy.”The show soon moved to the 500-seatKing’s Road Theatre, where it was pro¬duced under the auspices of Michael White,whose productions include Sleuth, TheDoll’s House. Oh! Calcutta, and Two Gent¬lemen of Verona. In addition to bringingRocky to the screen, White also gave us thescreen production of Monty Python and theHoly Grail. It was at the King’s RoadTheatre, that Lou Adler saw, loved, and ac¬quired the American rights to Rocky in just36 hours. It was only recently, however, thatRocky really began to make money. As acult classic though, there is no telling howsuccessful Rocky will be.If by some fluke you missed either thestage or screen versions (and never heardthat eminently ponderable platitude “Don’tdream it/Be it”), the plot invites a middle-American “Ike Age” couple who fall intothe company of aliens from the planetTranssexual in the galaxy of Trannsylvan-ia. But before you have time to ponderwhether this is some sociological parableabout the conflict between the values of the50s and the decadent morality of the 70s,you’ll either be tapping your toes to themusic or you’ll be pelted by various objectsby the movie’s devotees. In the movie, Janet Weiss (Susan Saran-twick) and they go out to find the teacherwho first brought them together (all sung tothe tune of “Dammit Janet”). On the way,their car breaks down and they chance uponwhat must be the only gothic mansion inmiddle America. Here they meet the alienswho invite them in, and before they know itthey’ve met Dr. Frank N Furter (and Tim-Curry’s) creation Rocky Horror with theominous invitation to “Come up and seewhat’s on the slab.”Dr. Furter then goes about defloweringJanet, and then Brad, giving them both anew sexual drive (and orientation). As Bradand Dr. Furter cavort ’neath the sheets,Janet goes about giving Rocky a lesson inthe pelvic thrust. In the end, Dr. Furter israygunned down by his fellow aliens, specif¬ically by Riff Raff and Magenta, as a resultof a lifestyle too extreme for his fellow-transsexuals.Much of the dialogue of the movie is insong, but in case we miss it, there’s a narra¬tor/criminologist played by the actor andsometime professor (...of Drama) CharlesGray. The plot, implausible as it mightsound, is much more believeable than Plan9 From Outer Space from which the show’screator O’Brien no doubt got much of his in¬spiration. The songs have been responsiblefor much of the success of the movie, andthe movie’s revenues stem to a great degreefrom the success of its soundtrack.Fans of Meatloaf — and I know you’re outthere — will recognize him as Eddie, thecruiser, the product of an experiment whichDr. Furter terminates with gruesome fre¬quency. Fans of the Free French will recog¬nize the 19th century chateau that was Gen¬eral Charles DeGaulle’s wartimeheadquarters, and fans of Cleveland willeven recognize the Cleveland Plain Dealeron the heads of that toothy twosome, Bradand Janet.The ever presentable Susan Saradonfound this role her most unusual. Tim Curryenjoys being associated with this sexuallybizarre character who “has a very odd kindof appeal, particularly to women.” Theother actors range in their experience fromthe Royal Academy of Dramatic Art to theSan Diego Shakespeare Festival. The question no one seems to be able toanswer is what Rocky is actually about. JimSharman, the director, offered the rathervague definition that “The show treads athin line between homage and parody. I lovethe old horror films quite passionately, butThe Rocky Horror Picture Show has its ownstory and can hold its own whether you are ahorror movie fan or not.”The story of a mad doctor creating a crea¬ture in a gothic mansion has, of course, more than a symbolic reference to otherhorror movies. The bizarre garb and ap¬pearance of the cast, as well as the obvioussatirical style, are also reflective of Hol¬lywood’s “B” or even “Z” movies, namelyPlan 9 From Outer Space. But Rocky isclearly more than that, especially with theovert sexuality of the main character whichis something other than heterosexual.Are we then to interpret Rocky as a moviecontinued on page 11Brad, Janet, and Magenta cringe upon hearing weird music in the castle.Alpha Omicron PiChicago’s first sorority to be installedAlexandra Conroy✓Most U of C students take the summer off,but the officers of AOPi, the University’sfirst sorority, managed to devote their va¬cation to writing by-laws, constructing abudget, and developing a rush program.The officers’ diligence and that of lastyear’s members and this fall’s pledges,made it possible to install the colony as achapter of the national AOPi. The inaugura¬tion rituals will begin Friday, November 22and culminate with three distinct ceremo¬nies on Saturday, November 26. The colonywill be installed as a chapter, the membersinitiated individually, and the pledges re¬cognized, in the presence of Chicago AOPiAlumni and members of the National Boardof Directors, including the president. PegCrawford, who works at the U of C hospi¬tals. A reception for faculty and administra¬tion will be held later.Planning the induction took much cooper¬ation among members and Julie Pekarek,president of the U of C chapter, found thatfrom last spring, “The most importantchange is how we’re becoming more cohe¬sive as a group.” Perhaps part of the unity arose from having overcome the same chal¬lenges. Pledges must not only complete thepledge program and attend chapter func¬tions, but maintain a high GPA and scoreabove eighty nine percent on the NationalPledge test before they achieve fullmember status. Of course, at the U of C,“We all passed the exam with flyingcolors,” joked vice-president Liz Michaels.The “AO” might well stand for “active or¬ganization” since the sorority is brimmingwith plans well beyond next weekend’s fes¬tivities. The members have already fieldedan IM volleyball team, and will participatein winter IM sports. Currently, they are col¬lecting for th IFC Hyde Park Food Drivealong with the other fraternities on campus.The fraternities on campus. The fraternitiesseem to have accepted their sister organiza¬tion heartily. AOPi had a “very successful”party with Alpha Delta and will have a bar¬becue with Phi Delta, a sherry hour withPhi Psi, and a mixer with Fiji.AOPi members will also work at the col¬lege-wide Wassail Party, and are planningfor themselves, a Winter retreat in Michi¬gan, and a Rose Ball downtown. Of course,if things get slow, there’s always the Rushto prepare for, which will occur in winterquarter, Pekarek will be able to determine how well the sorority carried over from lastyear after this year’s Rush, but the move¬ment for female Greek life seems here forgood. Michaels feels that it’s simply theright time. “People at school are becomingmore social. They girls were social before,and there was talk of having sororities, butnobody followed through.”AOPi walked for charity last spring.The Adventures of Regman by Skip and Joel10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 19, 1985 BlackfriarsSmaller friarssteal showDavid FeigeWe did promise to write a serious para¬graph somewhere. Alright, here’s serious:We thought that Til the end of the world, theBlackfriars original musical comedy, washotter than hell but just shy of heaven. DanBeimer’s more than adequate script provid¬ed a good body into which Lisa Morrow (thedirector) breathed life, but enough of thesestill metaphors.The smaller characters stole the show.The twittering Angel’s Death in purple hightops, Satan’s secretary Demonia, and ofcourse that outre Michael Kotze did it anddid it well. If by chance the show slacked atall, they were there to provide that essentialdance step or one-liner.Backed by those darling angels, Gabriel(Kevin Jack), cloaked in heaven’s garb, sa¬shayed like there was no tomorrow. KatrinaBarron as Demonia embodied that satanicsexiness we both love and fear. That cackle— well you just have to hear it. Eternallyyiddish, Ben Weinburg (Death) gave a per¬formance his mother would have beenproud of. He stalked around the stage in hishigh tops comicly complainging that he isunemployed now that redemption has come.That outre Michael Kotze, was appropriate¬ly case as prophet, who carried his sign ofdoom and existentially faced up to the di¬lemma: is there prophesy after judgement?Lest we forget, Ed Baum as Mr. Freeman,who reminds us with his scoff, that a smallpart can go a long way.Til the end of the world ranges from thetrite “walk by the lake, to bread to theducks, and maybe we’ll fall in love” to theincisive “all the chainsaws are hung up todry” (a response to the statement that evena painful death would be acceptable.) Theshow had some great moments: Seeing Oe¬dipus and Freud go head to head provides uswith a historical confrontation we have alllonged to see. These situations are a creditto Beimer’s creativity This show was well-written, well-directed and more-or-less-funny-as-hell. Go for it! Tickets are on salefrom Thursday through Saturday at theReynolds Club Blackfriars.The Blue GargoyleMore than another smiling face on campusKaren AndersonYou probably think of the Blue Gargoyleas a refuge from Morry’s and the University“dining” halls, a place where you can get agood vegetarian meal that isn’t plagued bythe usual food service fetish for limp broc¬coli and spinach.But people who were around Hyde Park inthe late 60’s remember the Gargoyle as aplace where the counterculture met andpropagated.Started by a group of Divinity School Stu¬dents and members of the UniversityChurch in 1968, the Gargoyle has not alwayshad the innocuous reputation it has today oncampus. “Many people back then had theimage of the Gargoyle as a place for drug¬gies,” commented its executive director,Patricia DeJean.“Those were times of campus unrest, aclash of ideas,” said DeJean. She said thatthe Gargoyle provided crisis support durin-ga more turbulent decade, for those the es¬tablishment (often the University itself) ei¬ther couldn’t help or wasn’t terriblyinterested in helping. “We had a crisis line— the Gargoyle could really talk to peopleon drugs. There were also youth services, togive young people a place to be, instead ofon the streets.”Opening the building for use by campusgroups, the Gargoyle also provided meetingspace for gay groups and other organiza¬tions that weren’t permitted to meet oncampus. It functioned as an alternative toUniversity-sanctioned events, and also pro¬vided a place where you could just go to geta cup of coffee.Over the years, the University has cometo accept change, and has entered into amore amiable relationship with the Gar¬goyle. Of course the Gargoyle itself haschanged, perhaps reflecting the recent con¬ servative trend in student thought.Combating the problem of teenage unem¬ployment is one of the Gargoyle’s top priori¬ties. It teaches young people how to look forjobs, refers them to employers, and givesthem the training they need for certain jobs.A GED class is also offered for people whowant to find a job but do not have a highschool degree.Many University students are currentlyinvolved in one of the Gargoyle’s education¬al programs. Sara Pitcher, the Gargoyle’stutoring coordinator, said that U of C volun¬teers provide classroom help for elementa¬ry school students in the local Kozminskiand Carnegie schools. Providing tutoring for younger students is an effective way ofensuring that they won’t be behind academ¬ically in comparison to their peers inwealthier school districts which can affordto hire more teachers and decrease theclass size. This means that the studentswon’t be at as great a disadvantage later onwhen they apply to colleges or seek jobs.The volunteers can work with individualstudents, small groups, an entire class.“The volunteers work with 9-13 year olds.It’s pretty loose, tutors work in whateverarea they want to,” said Pitcher.Ed Harper, a first year grad student inpublic policy at the University who tutorsafter school at Kozminski, remarked, “the kids seem to really enjoy it. After all anyonewho’d stay after school to work on readingor math wants to get something out of it.The kids think it’s great.”.He also said thatthere is currently a greater demand fortutors than the Gargoyle can meet, “We canalways use more tutors. There’s no problemgetting kids who want to be in the pro¬gram.”The Gargoyle also employs some U of Cwork-study students. Most of them work atthe Gargoyle’s Student Volunteer Bureau,coordinating volunteer services. In the fi¬scal year of 1985, the Volunteer Bureauplaced 250 volunteers in 17 agencies andschools.And of course there is still the Gargoyle’sfamous kitchen, which serves about 200lunches a day. The food service is used as atraining ground for young people who wantexperience in baking and meal planningthat they couldn't get slapping down slidersat a fast food place. DeJean said that themenus have also changed over the years toaccommodate changing tastes. “They usedto be much more vegetarian (oriented). Wewent to serving chicken and fish to bring alarger crowd.”The Gargoyle certainly has a lower pro¬file now than it did during its inception. “Idon’t think our services are very visible tothe University, but we’ve grown over theyears,” remarked DeJean. Why has theGargoyle stuck around through two decadesof change, including present times, whenconforming to establishment ideas is highlyvalued? DeJean feels it is because the Gar¬goyle still, “responds to needs of the com¬munity in general.” In other words, no mat¬ter how career-conscious they may be.University students and other young peoplein the area still need a place where they canjust “hang out.”* * * *Next week — a feature on the Gargoyle’stutoring programs in Elementary schools.Two students at work in the Blue Gargoyle’s youth employment program.Morons from Outer SpaceA failure from beyondMichael FellCongratulations to the advertising peoplewho worked on Morons from Outer Space.The ad for the movie, containing the lines“The came, they saw, they did a little shop¬ping”, is funnier than most of the attemptedjokes in the movie. Because Morons is pri¬marily a parody of science fiction films,most of the joke material for the moviecomes pre-packaged in those films that areparodies.The writers, though, failed to inventscenes, funny or otherwise, to support theisolated parodies. Thus, shapeless scenes,consisting mostly of the actors rambling oninterminably without one funny line, pro¬duces a loose structure that destroys what¬ever laughs the parodies generate.Morons parodies Star Wars, 2001, CloseEncounters, and even One Flew Over theCuckoo’s Nest. The funniest moment is animitation of the Close Encounters scene inwhich the mother spaceship communicateswith the humans via a five note melody andvariations on that theme. In Morons, a sci¬entist responds to the melody on a huge redand white Wurlitzer organ and then hebreaks into a solo of the thenu from BomFree.The movie trys to be too antic to make upfor a lack of humor. The actors act too excit¬ed, too dumb, and do too much mugging.The director must be blamed for thinkingthe “Too Much” school of acting is funny. Another failed attempt at humor is the as¬semblage of disparate elements. The con¬trols of the spaceship are just like a car,down to the dice on the rear view mirror.Graffiti covers the spaceship like a subwaytrain but the spaceship isn’t really a subwaytrain. Get the disparity? Get the joke?The worst mistake of the movie is the oc¬casional use of a wide angle lens on the cam¬era. When actors get close to the camera,their faces become distorted and bulbous.This seems to be an attempt at some kind ofphysical gag, but it only makes the actorugly. The physical distortion produced bythe lens was a device used in a far worsemovie about naked space vampires that ap¬peared last summer. This movie was sup¬posed to be scary. Does the technique pro¬duce laughs or chills? Unfortunately,neither.Of course, Morons from Outer Space isn’treally about aliens. The aliens, as objectiveviewers of our culture, provide a formatwhich elucidates the foibles of our society.The movie takes jabs at fan worship, adver¬tising, rock music, hitchhiking, cults, vigi-lantiism, vacations, and the corruptivepowers of wealth and fame. Herein liesMorons’ lame moral. The morons becomecult heroes who are corrupted by their ownwealth and fame. They are humbled bytheir forced return home becase theirspaceship, now ruined, was rented. Beforethey came to earth they were morons, but atleast they were innocent morons.Rocky Horror after ten yearsrnniinupri »about the changed social values of the 70s(there it is again)? This interpretation be¬comes very difficult to hold however asSusan Sarandon seductively sings “Touch-a, touch-a, touch me/I wanna be dirty . ” Themusic seems more clearly intended for en¬joyment.For those who have seen the movie andmay be shaking their heads at this point, it’sclear that the movie is resolutely not aboutone thing alone. If anything, it’s about thefreedom to be what you want, and most ofall to enjoy it.The impact of Rocky has been greaterperhaps that the profits reaped. The cloth¬ing and hairstyles were precursors to thePunk Movement, and the merry-widow cor¬ sets and make-up were clearly a fashion cuenot lost on Madonna.More than that, Rocky has fed year afteryear of fans a wild two hours of long-drenched movie. More than superficially,Rocky was a precurser to punk in its espous¬al of non-“normalcy”. Rocky has also gen¬erated a series of staid mediocre Hollywoodimitations which the recent rash of science’movies bear witness (i.e. “My Science Proj¬ect” and “Weird Science”).The fact remains that for 10 years everyFriday and Saturday night at midnight peo¬ple consistently sit through Rocky, a rain ofwater, rice toilet paper, and cult dialogue. Ifanything, Rocky gives us an example of alla cult classic should be. le Minds“Don’t You (forget about me)” is not onlya surprising smash hit by a relatively unk¬now band named Simple Minds, but it is alsca statement of purpose after last year’sgreat pop effort Sparkle in the Rain, whichwent absolutely nowhere on the charts de¬spite hired-gun Steve Lillywhite’s meticu¬lous production.It may be unfair to say the Simple Mind’slatest, Once Upon a Time, is as good as it isbecause of a need to prove that they are notjust a one-shot effort, but with the resolveleaping from between the grooves at you.the explanation seems to fit.From the opening shots of the title track“One Upon a Time” to the broken heartedresolve of “Come a Long Way,” whichcloses the album. Simple Minds weave talesof starry-eyed love and broken hearts. Butmostly the songs are about waiting aroundfor love to come back around and remem¬ bering “All the Things She Said,” wherelead singer Kerr moans “This is our place,this is the space my heart wants to be/LittieDarling close your eyes, there'll be no com¬promising/All the things she said, shesaid.”And throughout Once Upon a Time, Kerrkeeps his eyes wide open as he walks intoone failed romance after another. But liftinghim out of the misery is the hope that lovehas some sort of saving power, whether be¬tween two people or in the passion of a con¬viction. In “Oh Jungleland,” Kerr declares,“But there is a kid called Hope/and he'sholding out his hand/He sees the NorthernLights/above this highrise Lad.” And ratherthan being an anthem, like most songs bythe Alarm, in the context of the album, “OhJungleland” becomes a personal definitionof purpose.Without the over-lavish production ofSteve Lillywhite (U2) it’s easy to avoidanhems. But the atmospheric and etherealqualities of Simple Minds are not lost with¬out Lillywhite; rather atmosphere andcrispness are balanced by producers Iovineand Clearmountain.As a result, the keyboard work of MichaelMacNeil can swirl about as bassist Giblinand drummer Gaynor punch out some finerhythm work.And with Iovine and Clearmountain work¬ing. there is an even quality about all of thework, there is really not a loser in the bunch.But most of this credit can be attributed tothe fine songwriting of Simple Minds whoproduced a solid album, albeit without onesong as memorable as “Don’t You (forgetabout me).” And with this album, no oneshould forget that Simple Minds is a goocband coming into their own.It’s the atmosphere that counts for Riff Raff, Frank N Furter, and Magenta.The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 19, 1985—11Weekly CalendarStudentGovernmentStudent Government will beholding its next meeting onThursday, November 21, at 7:00p.m. in Stuart 105. Agenda itemsinclude Minority Affairs Report;Academic Affairs: ReadingPeriod, Computation Center,Plus/Minus Grading Review,Public Policy revision; Ex-LibrisGoverning Board; UniversityServices; Crerar Coffee Shop &Babysitting referral service; Re¬port on Film convention meeting;Community Relations: Coat &Warm Clothes Drive & Trainingprogram for tutors; FinanceCommittee Report.LecturesNovember 20:Five PhD’s who chose non-aca¬demic careers will speak abouttheir experiences at a panel dis-cusson on “Non-Academic Ca¬reers for Graduate Students,” at7 pm in Cobb 119.November 21:The Norman Wait Harris Me¬morial Foundation in Interna¬tional Relations and Internation¬al Ocean Institute, Malta, willhold a conference on “The Futureof Anarctica and the SouthernOcean,” from 10 am to 4:30 pm inSwift Lecture Hall, 3rd floor. Thediscussion will continue duringthe same time on November 22.Faculty and students are invitedto attend the discussions.James Zulo, PhD. a professorand noted psychologist, will bethe featured speaker at the“Quality of Your Life Forum,” atSt. Patrick’s Church, 700 WestAdams. The talk begins at 7 pm.Preceding the talk will be a Massat 5:30 and supper at 6.The Program on Interdepen¬dent Political Economy and theLatin American Studies Centerwill sponsor a lecture by DavidMares, Dept, of Political Science,University of California, SanDiego. The talk will be on “ThePolitical Economy of Internation¬al Competativeness: the U.S. andMexico,” at 4 pm in the Pick HallLounge.November 22:Author, Essayist and ActivistJames Baldwin will be the fea¬tured speaker at the Friends ofthe Chicago Public Library Book and Author Luncheon at the Cul¬tural Center, 78 E. Washington,at 12 pm. Tickets are $17 formembers and $20 for others.M. Eileen Dolan, Dept, of Phys¬iology, the Pennsylvania StateUniversity, will speak on “Specif¬icity of Alkyltranferases Isolatedfrom Mammalian Cells and E.Coli,” at 1:30 pm in CLSC 11thfloor conference room. Refresh¬ments at 1:15 in CLSC 850.Rabbi Chaim Twerski, HebrewTheological College, will havedinner and speak at Hillel on thetopic, “Tzedaka, Halacha andPractice.” The talk will begin at8:30 pm. The Rabbi will also fgivea D’var Torah at the Yavneh Min-yan, have lunch at Hillel andteach at Seudah Shlishit.November 23:There will be a discussion onpiety and what it means on an in-tercultural level at CrossroadsInternational Student Center, at7:30 pm. The discussion will bebased on Plato’s Euthyphro.Copies of the text are available atCrossroads. Mr. George Anasta-plo, Loyola University School ofLaw and U of C Adult Liberal Ed¬ucation Program, will lead thediscussion.November 25:Dr. Sheilagh Ogilvie, Fellow ofTrinity College, Cambridge, willspeak on, “The Family UnderProtoindustry,” at 1 pm in SS224.Prof. N.C. Yang, Dept, ofChemistry, U of C. will speak on“Photocycloadditions,” at 4 pmin Kent 120.November 26:The B’nai B’rith Hillel Founda¬tion at the U of C will hold its 39thLatke-Hamentach Symposium at7:30 pm in the Cloister Club at IdaNoyes Hall. The public is invitedfree of charge.TheatreNovember 23:The Magical Circus from theOrient comes to the Field Muse¬um for an 8 pm performance.Tickets are $10. Due to the show’spopularity, advance purchase isrecommended. For information,call 322-8854.November 26, 27, & 29Preview shows for the Steppen-wolf Theatre’s production of“You Can’t Take it With You,” byKaufman and Hart. The show is at 8 pm. Another preview will beheld November 30 at 6 and 9:30pm. The regular performancesbegin December 1. Tickets are$10 for previews and $13-$18.50 foractual shows. For information,call 472-4515.November 24:The Physicists, by FriedrichDurrenmatt, performed by theCommons Theatre, opens. Showswill be on Thurs., Fris, .and Sats.at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 pm. Thefirst performance will be at 6 pm.Tickets are $7 for Thurs. and $9for the rest of the week. For infor¬mation, call 769-5009. MusicNovember 20:The Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra Chamber Series presetsthe Landolphi Ensemble at 7 pm.Tickets are $6 with unreservedseating. Selections from Spohr,Debussy, Taneyev, and Dvorakwill be played. The concert is atOrchestra Hall. For information,call 435-8111.November 22:Chicago’s Holy Name Cathe¬dral, at State and SuperiorStreets, will celebrate its 110th Anniversary of Dedication with aGala Anniversary Concert at 8pm. Selections include Handel’sOde for St. Cecilia’s Day andHadyn’s Te Deum. Tickets are$10 and $7. For information, call664-6963.November 25:The Chicago ensemble presentsa concert including music ofBeethoven, Berg, Paer, Debussy,Walker and Jacob, at 8 pm inMandel Hall. Tickets are $6 or$9.50. For information, call271-3810.BLOOM COUNTYTHE MANAGEMENTSf&S OF THIS FEATUREmJLP like w solicitthe opinion5 of you,TUB VIEWERS, ON ft MVSUBJECT Of SUPPEN 6 now/m> unexpectep orrmiRimportance. opus' wsmxA between now anp jus pm.70NI0HT, PLEASE PlflL •'1-800-555-6001 If TOOPREFER THE NEW. MPROVEP NOSE1-800-555-6002 If TOOPREFER THE 0LP. CLASSIC NOSE.OR 1-800 555-6003 ifTOO THiNK TV EVANGELIST PATROBERTSON, WTTHOR UITHOUT ANOSE, SHOOLP TEAM UP WITHBHAGWAN 5HREE RAJNEESHANP FORM A REPUBLICAN"PREAM TICKET*IN 1988. by Berke BreathedTOUR VOTE WILL BE INSTAN'TLyREGtSTEREP.. AT WHICH TIMEMRS. GRABOWSK! 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You've never heardanything like it.EXCEPTIONAL EXCEPTIONSTO THE RULES OF JAZZ.ON COLUMBIA RECORDSAND CASSETTES.12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 19, 1985The HiPSS Program PresentsA Lecture byDr. George LundbergEditor of the Journal of the American Medical AssociationWednesday, November 20th4:00 p.m.Social Sciences 224Students who are members of the B.A. program in History, Philosophy, and SocialStudies of Science and Medicine, as well as those interested in joining the program andother friends, are invited to an informal lecture and reception. Repast for soul andbody will be served. For further information, call the Fishbein Center, 962-8391.I iEZXTHE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY OFMEDICAL EDITINGS.G. UNIVERSITY SERVICES COMMITTEEOrganizational Meetingto plan theCRERARCOFFEE SHOPIt Needs Your Help!-All Grad/College Students Welcome-WEDNESDAY,NOVEMBER 77:00 P.M.In The Crerar CanteenFunded by SGFC UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODEPARTMENT OF GEOGRAPHYand theSALISBURY CIRCLEPRESENTCRAIG E. 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Industry can deploy technology tooffset labor costs,’’ explains JamesBuchholz, a vice chancellor at WashingtonUniversity in St. Louis, Mo.Colleges also are trying to catch up onconstruction projects they’ve delayed sincethe hard times began, and trying to improveteacher salaries, which lagged during thehigh inflation of the 1970s and early 1980s,Thrift says.But Thrift is optimistic because privatecolleges tend to do better when the economyat large does well. “Our colleges tend to dovery well when parents have a rosy outlookon the general economic climate. Parentsreact to us like they do blue chip in¬vestments,’’ she observes.Labor costs and erasing inflation's effectsare public school issues as well, but the im¬proving health of public colleges alsodepends on how much money their statelegislatures give them.Legislators in states which have not par¬ticipated fully in the economic recovery may not be able to appropriate as muchmoney as those in other states.Last week Nebraska legislators, for ex¬ample, debated cutting state collegebudgets drastically.New Mexico’s public campuses are sobroke that administrators announced Oct.23 that they would no longer make counter¬salary offers to faculty members offeredjobs by other schools.State schools in Michigan and Ohio havesuffered from the decline of the steel andautomobile industries. Louisiana, Texas,Alaska and Oklahoma, robbed of taxrevenues by the oil glut, cut their state col¬lege budgets earlier this year.Moreover, “higher education has morecompetition for state funds” in all states,notes Franklin Matsler of Illinois State’sDept, of Higher Education Administration,which monitors state higher education ap¬propriations around the Country-Legislators are being pressured to fundnew prisons and appropriate more money tocompensate for recent federal cuts in pro¬grams for the poor and the handicapped, headds.Nevertheless, administrators in prosper¬ing states generally are upbeat about their immediate fiscal futures.“We have really seen the dawn,” notesAdrian Harris, a vice chancellor at theUniversity of California at Los Angeles.“We had about 17 years drought beginningwith (Ronald) Reagan’s governorship).”“Under Edmund (Jerry) Brown, wewould be lucky to get $7 million” for newconstruction on all nine schools in thestate’s university system, he recalls.In the last two years, California GovernorGeorge Deukmejian has budgeted $300million for campus construction needs. “Hereally has covered the waterfront,” Harrissays.Next, Harris and other officials in theCalifornia university system plan to ask thelegislature for more money for teachingassistants. But some planners remain skep¬tical.“My outlook is tied to the national scene.Due to the staggering deficit, there will beseverely reduced spending,’-’ predictsRoger Horton, a budget planner at Cal-graduates.”At Citicorp’s presentation last Thursday,students displayed their personal approachin many different ways. Students dressed ineverything from jeans to business suits tooknotes, shifted nervously or tried desperatelyto stay awake.But while students differed in their reac¬tion to the presentation, their actions at thereception which followed were much moreuniform. In what Advani described as acommon goal to “mob the companyrepresentatives,” students tried to makegood impressions and to find interestingtopics of conversation.This mobbing frustrated some second-year students. “It’s hard to talk to someone(from the company). Before you can askthem a question, someone else comes upand you’re back to ‘Here we all areagain,’ ” said Dawn Sontre. a second-yearstudent.Agreeing with Sontre, second-year JohnVarnell complained, “There’s too manystinking first-years hogging therecruiters!”However, LPFs are just the first step.After resumes are sent out, students have1000 points with which they bid for inter¬views with any of the more than 300 com¬panies that recruit on campus. McGowanbelieves that competition among studentscreeps in at this stage “because there are Santa Barbara. “I do not share in the rosyoutlook.”“We are at the peak of defense spending,”says Horton, pointing out that the Californiaeconomy depends greatly on weapons-related industries.Even upbeat private college ad¬ministrators worry about the deficit.“There are concerns about long term im¬plications of the deficit. A number of collegepresidents have expressed increasing wor¬ries in the last few weeks. All higher educa¬tion finance discussions include worriesabout the deficit,” Thrift says.Still others think that, despite last week’scongressional deficit-cutting bill that wouldslash student aid funding, colleges will beimmune from the knife from now on.“From the reports I’ve received. Con¬gress is not likely to make major cuts. Con¬gress has tended to consider education ascritically important for our society,” saysHarold Delaney of the American Associa¬tion of State Colleges and Universities.more students than there are spots. ”“There’s a lot of anxiety,” explained Ad¬vani. “You spend a lot of time sitting by thephone, waiting and biting your nails. Youmay go out and buy a shirt for an interviewthen find out you did not get called back.”There does not seem to be a winning for¬mula for avoiding such stress. Never¬theless, Morgan claimed that most com¬panies are looking for “good marketing-oriented people. That’s the name of thegame.”“Companies essentially rely on the U of Cadmissions process,” said McGloin. “Theyknow if someone has been admitted to a U ofC graduate program that they’re intelligentand capable. An interview just helps themfind out whether that person will fit intotheir particular program.”With a placement rate of approximately90 percent by graduation, McGloin issatisfied with the University’s contributionto the recruitment process, which includesproviding help with interviewing andresume writing.Students did find a little to complainabout. “Last week a recruiter blew me outof the interview because it was right beforelunch, and I could tell that he’d been surviv¬ing on coffee and cigarettes that didn’tagree with him.” said Advani. “If (theUniversity) had provided even a couple ofdonuts for him, it would have helped a lot.”CIC offers minority fellowshipsBy Silvia Marsans Fellowships in the social sciences andContributing Writer humanities are offered to American In-Lack of minority representation in thefaculty and staff is an ongoing problem atthe University of Chicago and at many othermajor universities. The Committee of In¬stitutional Cooperation (CIC) combats thisby sponsoring a minority fellowships pro¬gram.The eleven Midwestern universities inCIC pool their resources to provide pro¬grams and activities for minority studentsseeking doctoral degrees. Established in1958, CIC is comprised of the “Big Ten”universities and the University of Chicago.Each CIC Fellowship is awarded for fouracademic years. The awards given out for1986-87 will pay full tuition plus a stipend ofat least $6,500. About forty fellowships areallotted annually and can be used at anyCIC member university upon acceptance.Eligibility requirements vary slightlydepending on the field of concentration. dians, Asian-Americans, Black Americans,Mexican-Americans, and Puerto Ricans.Those in the physical sciences and engineer¬ing are offered to all of the groups mention¬ed above with the exception of Asian-Americans. Application deadline is January17,1986 but candidates are asked to apply asearly as possible.Several institutions affiliated with theUniversity provide funding for the pro¬gram. The Lily Foundation contributesfunds for persons seeking a degree in thesocial sciences, the Mellon Foundation forcandidates in the humanities, and theMcArthur Foundation for those in thephysical sciences.According to Deborah Summers, assis¬tant dean of Students, each year one-fourthof the fellowships are awarded to U of Cstudents. Currently fourteen to sixteenstudents in the University hold fellowships. GSB recruitingcontinued from page one- SkoWml Gue&l -'Rabid Chaim Tw&uski9wfouctoi, Hebteui Tkecfwjicof College. Rofcbi Twefaki will havediarn at Add Shalom and aliemwuk &|>eak ok the tapcc:Tjcdofea, Hatacka and PtacficeRaiiti Tuieuki uiitt gfoe a V im T<wak at Hte yatmek Wtoojoti,fume fundi at Htftel and leach a text at Seudak SWblufDate: ftiday, Hovmtm 22Time.- 8:30Peace: 5715 S. 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Noon-8The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 19, 1985—15WELCOME TOMMMEXICAN EATERYENJOY A GREAT MEXICANDINNER TONIGHT, ANDWE’LL TAKE $1°° OFF THEPRICE OF YOUR MEAL!THIS COUPON IS WORTHsl00 OFF THE PRICE OF ANYDINNER OR COMBINATIONPLATE.OFFER GOOD MONDAY THRUTHURSDAY IN OUR NEW DININGROOM. ONLY ONE COUPON PERCUSTOMER PLEASE.OFFER EXPIRES DEC. 1 raFREE BONUS MARGARITASPARTIES OF SIX OR MORE — PARTIES OF SIX OR MOREHOUSE SPECIALTIESCOMBINACIONS(Combinations)THE ORIGINALOne beef taco, one cheese and onion enchiladaand one chorizo and bean tostada. Served withrice, beans and sour cream. 4.99THE VEGETASIANOne guacamole taco, one cheese and onionenchilada, and one refried bean tostada Servedwith rice, beans and sour cream 4.99EL LUCAS'S COUSIN AC IONOne chicken taco, one pork enchilada, and oneshredded beef tostada Served with rice,beans and sour cream 5.49FIESTA FLATTENOne chicken taco, one chorizo and beantostada. one shredded beef flauta and onetamale. Served with rice and beansGarnished with lettuce, tomatoes, greenonions and sour cream. 5.95EL GRANDE COMBINACIONOne beef taco, one chorizo and bean tostada.one chicken flauta. one tamale, one cheese andonion enchilada. Served with rice and beansGarnished with lettuce, tomatoes, green onionsand sour cream. For the hearty, eater? 4.95EL LUGARS SPECIALS COMIDAS DEL LUGAR(Dinners)BISTEC BANCHEBO (Ranch Style Steak)Half-pound Mexican style steak seasonedand grilled to perfection, then topped withour Mexican salsa, sliced onions, and greenpeppers Served with rice and beans.Corn or flour tortillas 5.99BISTEC ALA MEXJCANA(Mexican Style Pepper Steak)Strips of sirloin steak that are lightly pan fried,then simmered in our mcxican salsa, with slicedonions, green peppers and potatoes Served withrice and beans. Com or flour tortillas 4.75AS AO A DE PUEBCO (Simmered Pork)Mouth watering chunks of pork simmered ina red chili sauce Served with rice andbeans. Com or flour tortillas. 5.25CABNE DE POLLO EN MOLE(Chicken in a Special Seoce)One-half chicken simmered in a dark mexicansauce Delicious? Served with rice andbeans Com or flour tortillas 3.99ABBOZ CON POLLO (Ckickeo witk Bice)One-half chicken that has been simmeredin our Mexican salsa. Served with rice andbeans. Com or flour tortillas 3.99CHILES RELLENOS Bell style peppersstuffed with while cheese dipped in eqg batterthen pan fried to perfection Served with rice& beans Com or flour tortillas 5 99 CHICKEN ALA MEXICANAOne-half chicken that has been simmeredIn our Mexican salsa with fresh strips of greenpepper, sliced onions, black olives and greenonions Served with rice and beansCom or flour tortilla 4.5#MILANESA Sirloin steak dipped in eggbatter & bread crumbs Seasoned, then panfried to perfection Served with nee andbeans Com or flour tortillas 5 99 PESCADO ALA VEBACBUZANA(Flafc of tfca (by. 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Call 217-384-1920Men's cross-country gets political at RegionalsBy Scott BernardStaff WriterThe NCAA Division III Midwest RegionalChampionship is usually a very enjoyablemeet for the men’s cross country team.Held on Credit Island, an island in the Mis¬sissippi River just outside Rock Island, Ill.,the five-mile race is usually fast and pres¬sure-free for the Maroons. Fast, becausethe course is flat and the ground is usuallyhard-packed. Pressure-free, because theMaroons rarely stand a chance of advanc¬ing anyone out of the Midwest Regional, thenation’s toughest, to the National Champi¬onship. The last Maroon to advance wasMike Axinn, who placed second at the 1981National Championship.This year the meet was unusual for Chi¬cago. It wasn’t very fast because heavyrainfall before Saturday had made the ter¬rain soft and muddy for Saturday’s race andbecause strong winds slowed the runnersdown. And it wasn’t pressure-free, for thepervasive world of politics infused the racewith the anguish of protest.“We used to think there was a wall of sep¬aration between politics and athletics,” saidteam spokesman Paul Ellenbogen, “but thisyear our consciousness was raised by theShut Down the Rock Island Arsenal protes¬ters. After witnessing their activities, wefelt it wouldn’t be right to run thoughtlessand carefree so close to Rock Island, soclose to the arsenal. There was pressure onus to protest — somehow.”But how? The Maroons had never beforeprotested us an athletic team. As Ameri¬cans, though, they have a distinguished re¬cord of protest activities. Once, they actual¬ ly accomplished something more thanconsciousness-raising. Protesting last yearin front of the Chicago PBS affiliate againstthe racist and sexist documentary “Bush¬men of the Kalahari,” they secured a prom¬ise from PBS officials to show a sequel, “Al¬ternative Lifestyles of the Kalahari.”Protesting through athletics, however,marked a departure for the Maroons. Origi¬nally unsure of themselves, they neverthe¬less proved equal to their task. First, theypersuaded the meet organizers to hold therace entirely on the northern site of CreditIsland so that runners would not have to gonear Rock Island and its arsenal, which lieto Credit Island’s south. The Maroons down¬played this grand achievement, pointing outthat since the southern side of the islandwas flooded, meet officials were not tookeen on locating the course there anyway. And as a symbolic protest, they taped nailsto the middle of their posteriors. “That wasto show Rock Island where they could sticktheir arsenal,” explained Ellenbogen. “Yousee, another word for “posterior” is “arse.”So, if you put a nail there,” he chuckled,“you call it (heh-heh) an...well, you get thepicture.”The Maroons ran as well as they protest¬ed. Mike Rabieh almost set a personal re¬cord by touring the five-mile course in 26:45to place 41st out of 130 runners. He was wellbehind winner Amie Schraeder of UW-Steven’s Point, who ran 25:06. This yearmarked the first time no one in the MidwestRegional broke 25:00, indicating how slowthe course was this year.Paul Ulrich came close to a personal re¬cord, too, by running 27:23 to place 72nd. ‘Both Mike and Paul would have set PRs ifthe course hadn’t been so muddy,” saidCoach Mike Karluk. “Of course, thoseheavy nails they were carting around cer¬tainly didn’t increase their speed.”Chicago’s third man was Sean Love, whofinished 82nd in 27:59. After him were GaryLevenson, who placed 90th in 28:15; SteveEick, 102nd in 29:11; Ellenbogen, 115th in29:57; and Armand Musey, 125th in 31:24.All of the Maroons went limp in the finishchutes and had to be dragged away. Ob¬servers were unsure whether they wentlimp from exhaustion or in protest.Chicago placed 13th in the 18-team field.North Central won the meet and advancedto next Saturday’s National Championshipin Atlanta, as did second-place Wheaton andthird-place UW-Oshkosh.Maroon wrestlers show their characterBy Stephan LauFeatures EditorThree nationally ranked schools, injuries,and the lack of a legitimate heavyweight allcollided Saturday to place Chicago’s Wres¬tling Maroons fourth in a field of eight attheir traditional season opener, the Mi-chiana Open.Divison III foe Olivet College, consistent¬ly finishing in the top ten nationally, pouredit on to swipe first place from Triton JuniorCollege, a team that has taken first placetwo of the last three years in nationals, andboth of them denied a higher finish thanMaroon Advertisers!Please note our newadvertisement placementdeadlines:Tuesday Issue:Previous Tuesday5:00 p.m.Friday Issue:Previous Friday5:00 p.m. third to nationally ranked and top five Mus¬kegon Junior College.The high caliber of the competition, how¬ever, was not the biggest factor in Chicago’splacing, as the Maroons were ranked ashigh as fifteenth in last year’s Division IIIpolls. The Maroons started at a disadvan¬tage by only entering eight of the ten weightclasses. The lack of a heavyweight and thepre-tourney injury to Quentin Paquette lefta big hole for the Maroons to fill on Satur¬day.And for the most part the Maroons filledthe gap by placing in five of the eight weightclasses entered. Seniors Jeff Farwell andGene Shin placed second, sophomore JoeBochenski placed third, and two freshmen,Mickey Best and Neil Chriss, both placedthird.The Maroon’s head-coach, Leo Kocher,noted that “Farwell did an excellent job inreaching the finals and had a real closefinals match,” and that “Shin was pinned inthe finals by an excellent wrestler.”Overall, Kocher commented, “we wrestledas well as we ever have at that tournament,and as always at a tournament of that cali¬ber, it shows us where we need to work.”The real surprise for the Maroons camefrom the two freshmen placers. From ateam that graduated All-American KarlLietzan and three other senior starters last year, one wouldn’t expect freshmen to beable to pick up the slack, but both Best andChriss showed exceptional poise and char¬acter in finishing third. Both dropped theirfirst college matches, but managed to climbinto the wrestle-back finals and defeat thesame wrestlers who had beaten them intheir respective first matches. Kocher re¬marked that it was “real nice to see thosetwo freshmen come on that way.”And if the Maroons are to climb into theDivision III top twenty, the freshmen willhave to continue their outstanding perfor¬mances, as the experienced Dupper and Pa¬quette are out indefinitely with 'injuries,which leaves the young team with onlythree upperclassmen — Farwell, Johnston,and Shin. Kocher said of the injuries, “yeah,sure it hurts.”How much the injuries and the lack of aheavyweight hurt will not be appreciableuntil the Maroons face Elmhurst College ina dual meet at HCFH, one of two scheduledhome meets, on Tuesday November 26th..And as long as the poise of the underclass¬men holds, the Maroons should pull throughagainst the young and unranked ElmhurstCollege team.PUT YOURSELF AT THECENTER OF A GREATTHANKSGIVINGCELEBRATIONThanksgiving is almost here, and whether you’re planning onentertaining or being entertained, we’ll make sure you do it instyle. The Hyde Park Shopping Center stores will bring youthe best in incidentals, gourmet foods, home and personalfashions to n.eet all your holiday needs.TUpHYDE PARK—Shopping Center —Lake Park between 54th and 55th Streets.Acres of secured free parking• City Girl• Cohn and Stern• Doralee, Ltd.• Fanny MayAt YourService:• Flair Cleaning• Hemingway's • Frit* on 55th• Hyde Park Coop• Park Lane Hosiery• Shoe Corral • Susan Gale• Walgreens• Woolworthy• Hyde ParkAssociatesin Medicine• Hyde Park Bank • Hyde ParkCurrency Exchange• Dr M R. 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Insuranceand physical examination requirements,as well as any questions about the pro¬gram, will be discussed.For further information, or, if youcannot attend the scheduledmeeting, contact coach Mike Karluk(2-7681) A Grand Tale of High Adventure asThrilling as Raiders ofThe Lost Ark or KingSolomon’s MinesRICHARD MONACOBESTSELLING AUTHOR OF PARSIVALA BANTAM SPECTRA BOOKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiimiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiii^H The Norman Wait Harris Memorial Foundation in International Relations 5= presents| A Conference on §1 THE FUTURE OF ANTARCTICA AND I| THE SOUTHERN OCEAN || Thursday, November 21 10-4:30 || Friday, November 22 10-4:30 || in Swift Lecture Hall, 3rd Floor |I Participants will include: 1John BardachJoshua BaylsonElisabeth Mann BorgeseJonathan CharneyJohn CravenDaniel DzurekDebbie Enzenbacher Norton GinsburgJoseph MorganMichael MorrisChristopher PintoGuilio PontecorvoJanies L. 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AC AMFM cruise new disk br. automatic by UofCProf. $600 or best excel, mech. cond. 643-5460SCENESThe annual SAO Holiday Crafts Fair will beDec. 2nd 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. In the North Lounge ofthe Reynolds Club. Sellers can register beginn¬ing Nov. 4th in the Student Activities Office for$5 or call 962 9554.PETSFree: Charming and healthy kittens plus verysweet mother cat. 955-9166.PERSONALSThe Brothers of Psi Upsilon wish to thank allthose who brought food to our party of Fridaythe 13th. The Interfaith Council appreciatesyour support. PSI U ROCKS! DISTRIBUTORS WANTEDFull/Part Time, students accepted. Sell grow¬ing line of herbal health and beauty products(i.e. diet, skin care, etc.). Need money, im¬aginative, want to set own hours? Call Audrey,Glover Enterprises374 2356.BLACKFR1ARS" 'Til the End of the World"-Nov.14,15,16,21,22,23. Reynolds Club 3rd floor 8:00.Tickets $5 gen, $4 studs/senior citizens, grouprate $3, must call Dan 753-2240*1808 IN AD¬VANCEACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take April Wilson's GERMAN COURSE thiswinter and highpass the spring language ex¬am! Two sections: MWF 11-12 & MWTh 6-7.'Both begin Jan 13. Fun classes & readings.Cost: $200 for 15 weeks. For more informationand to register, call APRIL WILSON: 667-3038.DO YOU KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON?Are you lonely or confused? Hotline listens andhas information and referrals. Call us. 753-17777 p.m. to 7 a m., 7 days a week.LOVE OPUSYou too? Then let's meet! I'm 34, 5'6, and looking for a woman to share my interests in NorthSide dance and music clubs, movies, Motown,and more. Please call me, Jonathan, today,363-4506! Two people who love the same talkingpenguin are sure to hit it off!GAY?LES?UNSURE?We can't make decisions for you, but we willshare our concerns and feelings in an open un¬pressured atmosphere. Tues. 8 p.m. 5615 S.Woodlawn.SENTREPRENEURS$Start Own Marketing Business For $33.00 Earn$400 $ 1200 A Month Part-time $2000-$6000-+- AMonth full-Time Call (312) 943-3891.$$$ & FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage procesing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 between 8:30 and noon to register.EDWARDO'S FOR LUNCH10 min. service in dining rm. from quick-lunchmenu or it's free! Also fast courteous lunchdelivery. Edwardo's, 1321 E. 57th, PH 241-7960UNSURE ABOUTABORTIONDO YOU HAVE OPTIONS?Free pregnancy counseling with licensedclinical social workers. Free pregnancytesting also available. Call 561-5288.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.FREE ORGAN RECITALSThomas Wikman plays the beautiful baroqueorgan at Chicago Theological Seminary 12:30PM every TUES. FREE. 5757 S. University.EARN MONEY WHILEYOU HAVE FUN WITHYOUR FRIENDSWe are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in a drug preference study. You andyou, friends will spend one eve. Each week forseven weeks in our recreational area. Aftereach eve. you will be required to spend thenight in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245 for their participation, so RECRUITYOUR FRIENDS! Only non-experimentaldrugs involved. You must be 21-35 and be ingood health to participate. Call 962-3560 bet¬ween 3:30 and 6:00pm M-F for more information. Ask for Joe.RESEARCH TECHNICIANPosition available immediately for project in¬volving studies on steroid hormone action. Ap¬plicant should have a B.A., B.S. or M S. withbioscience or chemistry major. Research em¬phasizes protein biochemistry, recombinantDNA techniques and immunological methodsPlease contact Dr. Geoffrey L. Greene at 962-6964 in the Ben May Laboratory for CancerResearch. WANT IT?Help start a CREAR COFFEESHOPOrganizational meeting Wed. Nov 20 in theCrerar Canteen at 7:00pn. A SG project.BRADLEY ORIENTALCARPETS ANNOUNCESREGULAR OPEN HOURSDue to the tremendous response from my lastopen house, I have decided to hold regularhours every Saturday 12-5 P.M., through Satur¬day December 14th (EXCEPT November30th). With the gift-giving season approachingit's the perfect time to consider purchasing anoriental carpet. My current selection offersyou a variety of high quality, unusual carpetsat very reasonable prices. Unlike commercialcarpet retailers who phurchase rugs UNSEENand in MASS quantity, I feature one-of-a-kindcarpets for less. Having sold to U of C personnet tor over five years, I have impeccablereferences and numerous satisfied customers.Recently a major Chicago shopping guideawarded me with a FOUR-STAR ratingWhether for your own home or to give as a present, I will be happy to help you in selecting acarpet to meet your needs. FOR ADDRESS INFORMATION OR TO SET UP A PRIVATESHOWING AT ANOTHER TIME, CALLDAVID BRADLEY AT 288-0524.FEELTENSE, NERVOUS,ANXIOUSIf so, you may qualify to receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for your anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center plus be paid for partiipating in a 3 week study to evaluate medication preference. Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs. If you are between 21 8, 35years old and in good health, call Karen at 9623560 between 8:30 & 11:30 for further information. Refer to study A.ST. NICHOLAS MARKETUnusual handcrafted holiday gifts and decora¬tions boutique clothing, bakery goods. CafeNoel serving homemade ethnic food. Silentauction for special treasures and raffle forhand embroidered quilt, $1,000, and otherprizes. Saturday November 23, 10-7, 5467 S.Woodlawn, Chicago.WORLD PREMIEREMUSICAL"'Til the End of the World"-Second smashweekend! It's a "Once in a Lifetime Chance"-Don't miss it! See ad under "Blackfriars" fordetails.GAY AND WITTY KITGALA presents "An Evening with ChristopherMarlowe": a survey of gays in Tudor England.11/19 5615 S. Woodlawn 9 pm Social Hour10pm.CONCERENEDABOUTYOUR WEIGHT?We are looking for people who are concernedabout their weight (and slightly overweight) toparticipate in a study to evaluate drugpreference and mood. Earn money for yourparticipation in this 4 week study No ex¬perimental drugs and minimal time involvedVolunteers must be between 21 & 35 years oldand in good health. For further informationcall Karen 8:30 to 11:30am at 962-3560. Refer tostudy W ROY AND TERRY RADIOwake up to the soothing yet exciting and sometime humerous sounds of Roy and TerryRadio. Monday mornings 6 to 11:30 am. WHPK88.5 FM.CRERARCOFFEESHOPWant to have one? 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