INSIDE Chicago takesU of C students fight MS second Simple Mindsat conference tonightpage threepage 17 page 10The Chicago MaroonVolume 96, No. 19 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1985 Tuesday, November 12, 1985Student assaultedBy Hillary TillSenior News EditorA University of Chicago stu¬dent was abducted at knifepointearly Thursday morning in frontof the Harold’s Chicken Shack at67th St. and Stony Island.When the student came out ofHarold’s at about 2:10 am, he wasaccosted by two men. The menproceeded to take the student toan alley where they took his wal¬let.The muggers found $7 and acash card in the student’s walletand decided to force the studentto drive them in his car to the cash station at 55th St. and LakePark, according to RobertMason, the law enforcementcoordinator of the South East Chi¬cago Commission.Upon arriving at the cash sta¬tion, the muggers-tumed-abduc-tors became frightened and fledwith the student’s car, leaving be¬hind the student and his moneyfrom the cash station.Mark Graham, the director ofcampus security, stated Fridaythat he had not heard of any ‘’in¬dication of the car (a 1976 Pon¬tiac) being recovered.”New Health plan for Michael ReeseBy Sue ChorvatContributing WriterIn an attempt to solve financialproblems faced by the HydePark-Kenwood Health Center, amerger was signed on October 31between the Center and the Mi¬chael Reese Health Plan.According to Barry Averill, Ex¬ecutive Director of the MichaelReese Plan, a health mainte¬nance organization (HMO), themerger will go into effect on De¬cember 31. Averill says that com¬munity boards unanimously sup¬ported the merge because itwould help the Center, which islocated on 1515 East 52nd Place.“(The Center) approached us(because) they were having somefinancial difficulties. This is thebest of both worlds, they’re get¬ting local control with the finan¬cial backing of a large HMO,”said Averill.Averill added that the mergerallows for representatives of theHyde Park - Kenwood HealthCenter to have a position on theBoard of Trustees. The Boardcould then listen to “feedback onphysicians, services and needs ofthe community.”The Hyde Park - Kenwood Health Center currently staffs 34,which are now employed by Mi¬chael Reese. The two main con¬tractors of the Center are stillbeing honored, and the membersare given the choice of switchingto the Michael Reese Plan, a planthat emphasized preventivehealth care.Jean Ervin, personnel coordin¬ator of the Hyde Park - KenwoodCenter said that she does not fore¬see a great deal of difference inthe Center because of the merg¬er, “The doctor will stay thesame, the service will stay thesame. Michael Reese is the sameas most other HMO’s.”Averill added that the Centerwill be “enhanced because nowavailable to the members will beour subspecialists. We’ve agreed,also, to improve the facilities, sothe community will benefit.”Averill said that the plan offersa complete range of services in¬cluding optical, pharmacy, and inand out-patient care, and is price-competitive. He explained thatcurrently 2500 members of theMichael Reese Plan are from theU of C and 500 are from HydePark. College growth squeezeshousing system resourcesBy Elizabeth deGraziaStaff WriterThis article is the second in aseries examining the question ofthe natural size of the Universityand other issues currently beingreviewed by the University’sGreenstone Committee.Five years ago, based on a rec¬ommendation by the BradbumCommittee on enrollment, theUniversity began increasing thesize of the College to 3000 stu¬dents.This article addresses the issueof housing five years after the im¬plementation of the Bradburncommittee’s recommendations:its current situation and the po¬tential problems if the Green¬stone Committee should recom¬mend another increase in Collegesize.When the Bradburn Committeeissued its recommendation, itstressed that “a larger Collegewould have important conse¬quences for the housing system.Assuming that the University re¬mained at 8,000 students, therewould be sufficient space for en¬tering students, although theremight be some difficulties in con¬verting graduate units to under¬graduate use. Since freshmen arerequired to live in Universityhousing, there might occur a verylarge concentration of freshmenin the housing system, whichsome consider educationally un¬desirable. There might well be fewer places in the housing sys¬tem for upper-class students andgraduate professional students.”Based on the Bradburn report,the University did increase thesize of the College over the pastfive years from a 1980 final of2,772 students to a 1985 third weekestimate of 2.930 students—an in¬crease of 155.Norman Bradburn, now Pro¬vost of the University, explainedwhen questioned about this in¬crease, that his committee “hadfigures on how far we could go inhousing without building.” Hous¬ing had been one of the influenc¬ing factors in their suggestionthat the College could successful¬ly increase to a student body of3,000. According to Dean of Stu¬dents in the College Herman Sin-iako, “the dorm system todayholds 1.900-2000 students.’’An important factor that washarder to quantify and projectinto the future was the attitudesof the students on housing. Fiveyears ago, according to Brad¬burn, students chose not to live instudent housing. Today, Sinaikobelieves that trend has reversed.He stresses that although today,“there is just enough dorm space,unless student’s attitudeschange, we may have to start re¬jecting (students) or building.”Bert Cohler, professor of SocialScience ir. the College, agrees:“we are at the breaking point indormitory space...”. Further, Constance HolomanConnie Holoman, director of Stu¬dent Housing, feels that “thisyear, housing is very tight.”However, others in the Univer¬sity do not feel that the situationis as serious. Vice President andDean of Students in the Universi¬ty Charles O’Connell believesthat although “the total residencehall system is packed.” if one“takes everything together, thereare sixty vacancies.” Bradburnagrees, stating “on the whole,we're operating near the top witha margin of about fifty places.”According to Holoman, the Col¬lege, “had a very successful re¬cruiting year. Two weeks beforethe school year began, we rea-*lized that we had to put freshmenin Broadview,” a residence hallof graduate students and collegecontinued on page 1531 Candidates competing for CSABy Richard A. SengerStaff WriterElections to fill vancancies inthe College Student Assembly(CSA) will take place Monday,November 11 through Friday, No¬vember 15 in the CollegeMailroom in the basement of theReynolds Club. All registered un¬dergraduates are eligible tovote.“Students will be asked to showtheir IDs and voting will be limit¬ed to only those candidates run¬ning from th voter’s dorm,” ex¬plained Susan Wrobel. the newlyelected CSA director. She esti¬mates that the voting process re¬quires roughly twenty seconds.The College Student Assemblywas formed last year in an effortto improve “College life in gener¬al” and was responsible for lastspring’s Summer Breeze picnicand the recent Casino Night inIda Noyes. Presently, a studentconcerns committee is being or¬ganized to look into Universityissues such as + /- grading.According to Wrobel, the com¬mittee will be a definite asset.“We’ve been good socially withthe success of Summer Breezeand the well-attended CasinoNight, but I think we would like tobecome more oriented to specificstudent concerns. The studentconcerns committee will enableus to make reports, study prob¬lems more closely, and suggestsolutions.”CSA is funded with $2.50 fromeach undergraduate's quarterly$10.00 student activities fee. CSA Candidates(number of openings in parentheses)Shoreland (3)Sharon LegenzaDiana Poulosleda Victorino Blackstone (1)Mary JurkashPierce (2)Edward FarrellRobert GreenThomas OkoWoodward CT (2)John-Michael ChademMary KnechtSheila LynchJim ParkAnna M. RentmeestersLouisa M. Williams Breck (1)1215 (1) Mike BreckenridgeNicos TsatsoilisWRITE-IN ONLYHitch/Snell (1)Elizabeth HandlinJohn LandryFrats (1)Mark CawiTony KuznikLinda SedloffBJ (2)Sam ArmatoLouise FlajnikTim HansenMary Ann KalinaHarold WallinBroadview (1)Michael Schwartz Off Campus (4)Arthur U. EllisVarun GauriLarry KavanaghMatthew OakeySari ThomasCommutersWRITE IN EllisIHIlWHHfThe Major Activities Board presentsAN EVENING WITH 1v>*excellenceAMy i a:8-00 M FRI V5\A°N' MANDEL HALLTICKETS $7 STUDENTS $12 NON-STUDENTS visa & mastercard acceptedON SALENO^^^TH^REYNOLDSCLUBBOXOFFIC^^ 962-7300'^PRESENTSGene RoddenberryCreator of Star Trekin his only Chicago appearance discussing“The Shape of Tomorrow” and “The 20th An¬niversary of Star Trek” including a specialpilot film.iiT UNION BOARDCk«fc#-0»n Ryer Monday, November 18th at 4:00 p.m.in the McCormic Auditorium of theHermann Union Building on theIllinois Institute of Technologycampus. 3241 S. Federal St.Convenient public transportation andfree parking - for more information,call 567-3086.Tickets availableat the Hermann Union Bldg.Directors Office(567-3075)$4.00 in advance$5.00 at the door2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 12, 1985 BimiriininimmriiiiiiiiiiiiiiimniiHmmrmiimniiiiiiiiiniimiwmmimiiimmmnU of C students joinfight against MSBy Ingrid Gould English for foreign TA’sStaff WriterProclaiming “Bust MS” as their motto,Students. Against Multiple Sclerosis(SAMS) has come to the University of Chi¬cago and 149 other campuses in 47 statesacross the country.SAMS is designed to educate studentsabout the disease, which has no known cure,and to raise funds for future research andpatient services. One of the unique featuresof SAMS is its intention to unite all the stu¬dent organizations on campus to help fightMS. Stuart Weinroth, U of C’s CampusChairperson for SAMS, says that he hopeseach organization will nominate a memberto compete in SAMS’ main event, a rockstar look-alike lipsynching contest devel¬oped by MTV, to be held Saturday, March 1.Independent entrants are also welcome.Weinroth spoke briefly last Tuesday atSAMS’ first meeting and introduced the eve¬ning’s main speaker, Wendy Nadel, assis¬tant director of Students Against MultipleSclerosis at the organization’s New Yorkheadquarters. Nadel outlined the year’sseries of events. In November, the SAMS 10-person Board of Directors and their sub¬committees begin their campaign to informand educate students about Multiple Sclero¬sis (MS), a major neurological disease thatprimarily attacks young adults. Plans forthis awareness and fund-raising drive in¬clude lectures from some of the top-notchneurologists doing MS research at the Medi¬cal Center and the distribution of informa¬tion tables at well-traveled campus loca¬tions.Registration for the Rock Alike alsobegins this month. After the $25 registrationfee, the contestant and his or her supportersare encouraged to conduct their own fund¬raising. Fund-raising in last year’s twelvepilot programs ranged from traditional can¬ning on street corners and coordinatingbake sales to the imaginative efforts ofsome University of Michigan students whogot physical and took their “Olivia Newton-John” and her fans to the library to givebackrubs.Beginning with the registration fee, everydollar a contestant contributes to SAMScounts as one vote in the final lip-synch con¬test. The contestant with the most votes (dollars) at the end of the lip-synch will bechosen the winner and will proceed to theregional competition. Eight regional final¬ists will perform on MTV’s broadcast of thenational competition. The national winnerwill receive a paid summer internship atMTV.A kick-off party on Saturday, February 1,will introduce students to the top 20 campusRock Alike contestants who will perform amonth later at the lip-synch.On Valentine’s Day, students may fill agiant “Heart of Rock ’n’ Roll,” with dona¬tions. Its contents will go towards thecampus total. In addition to the competitionbetween individual Rock Alikes, the cam¬puses across the nation will be vying witheach other. The campus which collects themost money will receive an autumn concertthat will be broadcast on MTV. The Board’sBusiness Committee will be soliciting localbusinessess and corporations to contributeto the campus total.Chris Wiedrich, liasion between the U ofC’s SAMS and the Chicago-Northern IllinoisChapter, and Dr. Jack Antel, professor inthe U of C’s Department of Neurology andBrain Research Institute, spoke brieflyabout the fledgling organization and pro¬mised their support.I House blood driveThe International House of Chicago willbe hosting its annual blood drive sponsoredby the University of Chicago MedicalCenter Blood Bank.A Blood Bank Mobile Unit will be on siteFriday, November 15, from 12:00 pm to 6:30pm at the I-House, 1414 E. 59th St. This is thesecond off-site blood drive that the U of CBlood Bank has coordinated through I-House. During last February’s drive, thecenter received 27 pints of blood.A lottery will be held after the drive anddonors will receive a chance to win prizesprovided by area merchants such asPowell’s Bookstore and The Medici.Throughout this week, appointments will betaken for Friday’s drive at the I-House Pro¬gram Office. For more information, call753-2274. (CPS) — More schools in recent weekshave moved to keep hard-to-understandforeign-born teaching assistants out of col¬lege classrooms.The wave of complaints from studentswho said they had trouble deciphering theaccents and speech of their teachersseemed to crest last year as colleges, whichregularly assign grad students to teachlower-level courses, literally began to runout of native Americans to teach in somedisciplines like engineering and computerscience.Georgia, Arizona State and most of thepublic colleges in Florida and Oklahoma forthe first time have just given foreign-bornTAs tests on their English speaking abili¬ties. Those who don’t pass will be shuffledout of their teaching assignments.University of Texas and Southern Califor¬nia administrators two weeks ago an¬nounced they might soon give oral Englishexams to foreign grad students.In all, more than 100 schools have boughtEducational Testing Service (ETS) Englishtests to give foreign-born teaching assis¬tants over the last year, the ETS says.So far, colleges around the country reportthey haven’t had to push many foreign-bornstudents out of their teaching duties.But all the effort ultimately could robgrad schools of students needed to keeptheir enrollments up, make campuses muchless vital and interesting places to be, andeven lead to a teacher shortage in lower-level undergraduate courses, some educa¬tors worry.The foreign-born teaching assistantsthemselves, moreover, fear the testing willcost them their stipends, on which they de¬pend to stay in the country.The teaching stipend is “the main incomefor us,” explains Chung Kuang Chao, presi¬dent of Arizona State’s (Taiwanese) Stu¬dents Association. He says foreign studentshave a very difficult time getting other jobsoff campus.Iowa State Physics Assistant ChairmanStanley Williams, who says students hadbeen complaining bitterly about not beingable to understand certain grad assistants,now sounds prospective teachers out byphone. “I made the phone calls to test theirEnglish.”Testing foreign students’ English skillsbefore they’re admitted to grad school, how¬ ever, could depress enrollment. “It will betougher in the future for (foreign; studentsto come to USC” if new English competencytests are adopted, Baker asserts.Discouraging foreign students from com¬ing to the US conceivably could have a de¬vastating impact on many American gradschools, where foreign students make upabout a third of the student body.And because starting salaries for bache¬lor degrees in engineering and computerscience have been so high, native studentswho in other decades would go on to gradschool are instead taking jobs in private in¬dustry.Consequently, science and technical gradschools often recruit foreign students ag¬gressively in order to keep their depart¬ments full.Keeping those students from teaching,moreover, could cause a teacher shortagein some lower-level undergraduatecourses.“We really had to scratch (to come upwith enough instructors) this semester.” re¬ports Ben Huey, acting chairman of Ar^onaState’s computer science school.But 20 of the 28 grad students who had totake an oral English competency test didwell enough to get at least partial certifica¬tion, Huey notes.The others are taking remedial Englishcourses in hopes they’ll qualify to teach nextsemester. ASU also is trying to get them re¬search projects so they won’t lose their sti¬pends.“There are many other jobs they can do,”adds Madelyn Lockhart, dean of Florida’sgrad school, which recently adopted newEnglish skills standards for teaching.“We have strains on our program, butthat (not enough grad students to teach; isnot the reason,” Lockhart says. “Withoutsufficient funds, we can’t hire enough TAs.We are not unusual in that respect.” “Thesupply of TAs is there,” concurs Philip Hol¬den, president of Graduate Assistants Unit¬ed, a union for teaching assistants.But students and campuses in generallose something by limiting the number offoreign grad students who can teach, South¬ern Cal’s Baker observes.“Undergraduate students tend to be paro¬chial,” she says. “They tend not to be wellexposed to foreigners. Part of it is educatingUS students that accents are different. It’s amuch more exciting place with internation¬al students.”WILBER G. KATZ LECH REPOSITIVE AND NEGATIVECONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTSBYDAVID P. CURRIEHARRY IV WYATT PROFESSOR OF LAWTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONOVEMBER 12,19854:00 PMWEYMOUTH KIRKLAND COURTROOM-THE LAW SCHOOLTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOCHICAGO, IL 60637 rntn nasicnusionosicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:<D Thursday, November 14 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallCGail Gillispie, luteRenaissance vocal and instrumental music.Admission is free.♦C ) Friday, November 15 - Bruce Tammen, baritone;and Kit Bridges, piano3 8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLiszt: Three Sonnets of Petrarch: plus songs by Sibelius.Debussy, Ireland. Quilter and Warlock.Admission is free and open to the public.+ Saturday, November 16 - University ChamberOrchestra^£4 8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallAit Steven Zike, conductor and director.wy Music by Janacek. Barber. Gluck and Haydn.Admission is free.Sunday, November 17 - Kathryn Pierson,mezzo-soprano3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallAssisted by Mary Therese Royal, soprano; and MarthaFaulhaber, piano.Berlioz: Les Nuit d'ete; and works by J. S. Bach.Samuel Barber and W. A. Mozart.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTW^ Friday, November 22 - Collegium MusicumM 8:00 p.m.. Bond C ah pelU1 Howard Brown and Bruce Tammen, conductorsMusic by Josquin des Prez and Orlando di Lasso.Assisted by the University Motet Choir; Judith Nelson,C soprano; and Mary Springfels, viola da gamba.Admission is free.iMpKIOSIOCIOfllOflOSI'The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 12, 1985—3The ChiStudent Newspai Maroonjrsity of ChicagoL g ' sifReg—man: Man of the 80’s STEAMSHIP HO\ST 8EEROONP MJ5VS p »gFEP M6D6* ►SEfP TIPS rBEEF MX>PLFS*HOV,IFS >T*10S ->$&}frr/BROILED iFWFP ^ftAftgFfluF jy\ICK£M__JJL.UlCK&*CHICKEV *CH/CKFA/*CH/CKEV^STICKS Ngh(WROA^r >ft*KC8c*S——> /V\ EAT LOAFBROCCOLI * BROCCOLI *6>APCC0 L/ =>ffftOCCOL/ »(j*QCOMJPRF^HaIaA * ^PHOMOfcE —» Jl>A?o£ * q&tlOK— *6KA0 $VJ0G»Tini ^reaT Chaw of Be-i/w; accord/^ tov'v/veRSfTy FooD 5emi<leS %COLUMNBuford, Bogie, and Brie *vBy Leon GrossI never study at the Reg. I go there forthe people. It is the place to see and beseen.Let me give you an example. I’m on aCTA bus, or on campus, or downtown, andI see an attractive U of C female that I’veseen once or twice at the Reg.If I were to start a conversation with her,and she’d never seen me before, she'dprobably think, “Who the hell is this guy,and what does he want from me?”But imagine the same situation exceptshe recognizes me from the Reg. She’ll sayto herself, “I know this guy, he studies atthe Reg, we’re practically buddies al¬ready.” By being seen in a familiar, non¬threatening situation, she already nas pos¬itive feeling towards me, will trust me, andlet her defences down. Now, all I have to dois ask her name, field of study and phonenumber.But there’s more. The Reg-man is theperfect man for the 80’s. First of all, he issuccess oriented, and is serious about hiswork, and probably will make lots ofmoney. But on the other hand, he is sensi¬tive. Let me explain. I know some menwho proudly say “I’ve never been at theReg, and will never go.” To me, thissounds like the pseudo-macho “I’m a man,and men don’t feel pain,” or “Men don’tcry.” Frankly, I don’t buy that. “Realmen” might not express their emotions,but real people do. The man who goes tothe Reg is secure enough in himself that hecan be seen in a non-macho atmospherewithout fear of being called a geek.Personally, I have found that womenlove Reg-men. Frankly, it’s a turn-on. AFrench designer is currently testmarket¬ing a cologne for men called Jo’s (namedfor Joseph P), the spirit of the Reg-man) .Itworks. Women I don’t know, (who’ve seenme in the Reg), want to pull all-nighterswith me.One doesn’t have to study to be consi¬dered a Reg-man. It suffices to be seenwalking around the Reg. It’s easy. Uponarrival find some table to dump your booksand jacket, preferably close to attractivewomen on an upper floor. After a couple ofminutes, go to A level to get something toeat. Return to your home base. After awhile, go read a newspaper on the secondfloor. Return to home base. Next go to thecard catalog on the 1st floor. Return home.After a while, make a phone call from thecampus phone on the 3rd floor. You’vecruised the entire library, (except B level)and people think you’re doing something really important like research.For those of you who don’t know, peopleused to study on B level. Now, the Biobooks are moved to Crerar. Let’s talkCrerar for a while. I don’t go. I refuse toenter a building whose name I can’t pro¬nounce. I don’t know whether it rhymeswith queer or the car or simply car. Lookat the word, every other letter is an “r”,Crerar. The only other 6 letter word I knowof that has three r’s is mirror. I don’t knowhow to pronounce it either. Someone doingan Elmer Fudd imitation could have greatfun with the word Crerar. When someoneasks me where I’m going, I don’t want tostart a linguistics lesson. It’s much easierto say “The Reg,” everyone knows whatI’m talking about. Besides, it’s allPremeds.Way back when, when there was noCrerar, we did just fine. I went away for ayear, and noticed many changes besidesCrerar when I returned to the U of C. Forinstance, there used to be a corner (Ellisand 58th) in front of the bookstore it’sgone. When I tell people the Shoreland busstops at the corner they think I’m nuts.Back to libraries.Harper: I’ts impressive looking, at firstit’s cool to study there, it’s so Gothic andMiddle Ages and intellectual looking. It’sjust like in the brochure. It is the image wecame here for. It’s like common core: it’sfine at first, but after a while, it’s like, beserious. Furthermore, those pillows aremore seducing then the sirens in the Odys¬sey. Lastly, all the B-school students studythere: yuppie city. The good thing aboutHarper is that it’s easy to snuggle food infrom the coffee shop. You can enjoy abagel as you pretend to study without hav¬ing to stuff it into your pocket.Law Library: As a 1st year, I wrote apaper there about Plato’s Republic.Enough said.Chem Library: Be serious.Math Library: Ditto.If you don’t want to take my adviceabout the Reg, go ahead. Go to a fratparty, where you can’t hear, where peopleyou don’t know pour beer on you, and themale-female ratio needs scientific nota¬tion. Get your ass pinched, see if I care.It’s your life.By the way, for those women looking fora SWM 21, goodlooking, intelligent, fun-loving, with a sense of humor, you’ll knowwhere to find me.Leon Gross is a fourth-year student whonever studies at the Reg. By Ken ArmstrongStaff WriterHe looked like someone had flushed hisface. I envisioned a hand pulling down hisright ear, then blood toilet-bowling throughhis neck.01’ Buford, whiter than a ’68 George Wal¬lace rally, obviously had a problem.“Bad Halloween, Buford?” I giggled as Ipulled up a bar stool.“I got troubles,” he muttered, staringhypnotically through his bar mug. “I calledyou cuz I need some help. Bad.”Buford looked worse than Nixon debatingKennedy. His hands were shaking so badlythat his beer had waves like Lake Michi¬gan.“Uh, barkeep?” I murmured cheerlessly.“We’ll have another pitcher of Bud.” I dugin for a long night. “All right, then. Let’shear it.”“You been reading the Maroon the lastfew weeks?”I nodded.“Well...well...” Buford looked at me witheyes percolating guilt. “Well, I’m the onewho did it.” He slowly shook his head fromside to side.“What, you got arrested at Rock Is¬land?”“No, not that.”“At the abortion clinic?”“No, no. Think bigger,” he stammeredwith some impatience.I slipped into my Perry Mason imitation.“All right, Buford. How many spots on thecrime map were you responsible for?”“NO!,” he screamed. “I PINCHED HERASS!”Painfully loud slience. E. F. Hutton and Islowly turned around and surveyed the pea¬nut gallery, every eye riveted on us. Thewomen looked terrified. The men with thosewomen looked ready to kill. We smiled shee¬pishly. Eventually there were a few giggles,and the bar returned to normal.“What the hell is wrong with you!” I whis¬pered shrilly.“Damn, I’m sorry,” Buford moaned. “Ijust had to get that out of my system.”I shook my head in disblief. “What in theworld possessed you to pinch her ass?”“I feel terrible bout it,” he moaned again.“I’ve been in hiding all this time.I’m...I’m...damn it, I’m confused.”“About what?”“Well, that day I was all hot and botheredcuz I had been reading this real erotic bookfor class.”“Uh, huh. What book?”“Oh, it’s some French dude writing abouta theory of social contact. Real wild stuff.You know, animal instincts.”“Wait. You sure it was social contact?”“Yeah, I’m sure. At least I think so.”“Was the author’s name Rousseau, byany chance?”“Yeah, that’s it. J.J. Rousseau. Damn,I’ll bet he gets the women. He should do aTV show with Dr. Ruth.”“Buford, I think you’ve got a problem.”“Yeah, I know. I mean I also watched anold Bogie movie that evening, before theparty. Jeez, now he was a man. I just want¬ed to emulate him. Obviously, I went toofar.”“All right, Buford. It’s obvious you can’thold your testosterone. Now, what’s thepoint?”“In brief?”“Yeah.”“Well, I just don’t know anymore whatwomen expect of men.” I started to laugh.“No seriously,” he insisted. “It used to be soeasy. Bogie and the Duke. Real men. Guys were supposed to be tough, not wimps.”“So?”“Well, now...now it’s like we’re supposedto be a little of both, but neither one com¬pletely. I mean, where did this senstitivycrap come from?”The bartender came over. “Hey, yeah. Iknow where you’re coming from,” he saidto Buford. “We got Rambo on one side andAlan Alda on the other. Women got us com¬ing and going.”“That’s right,” chimed in the guy next toBuford. “If you’re tough, then you’re called‘insensitive.’ If you’re ‘sensitive,’ thenyou’re a wimp.”The guy on my right jumped in. “Yeah,it’s like we’re now suppose to wear pinkmuscle shirts or something.”“Now we’re supposed to cook,” lamentedthe bartender.“But you gotta burn the food,” growledyet another participant, “or else you’re awimp.”They nodded their heads in unison. “Andnow we’re expected to read literature, notjust Sports Illustrated.”“But it’s gotta be real-man literature, likeHemingway. Read Richard Bach andyou’re a limp-wrist.”As the conversation intensified, moremen were slowly but surely trickling over tothe bar. The place was gradually becomingan 8th grade dance: guys on one side, girlson the other.I felt something very ugly brewing.“Man, I say it’s time we fight back!” oneguy finally yelped as he threw a bottleagainst the wall.“Hell, yeah,” they roared. “Back to thebasics. Back to John Wayne.”“Men’s rights! Decade of the man!”“What goes around, comes around!” an¬other guy shrieked.All they needed was an object for theirnew-found fury. And I knew it was coming.“Hey,” one guy muttered as though hitwith a bolt of brilliance, “where does AlanAlda live?”The bar became momentarily silent. Itwas perfect and they knew it.“L.A.?”No one knew for sure. “It’s gotta be,” Bu¬ford screamed in a fit of passion. “They alllive in L.A.”“Let’s do it!” the bartender barkedmadly as he rallied the male mob out thedoor and into the cold Chicago night.“Hey, you coming?” Buford asked.“Uh, no,’ I stuttered. “I’ll catch up withyou guys in Kansas City.”The bar was now empty except for me andthe women. Liquor looting was inevitable.A cute redhead walked up to the bar andmixed herself a vodka-tonic. “Nice group offriends you got there.”I was too embarrassed to answer.“So,” she pushed the conversation, “yougoing to call the National Guard or you wantme to?”I laughed, then decided to try a line for the’80s. “Listen, why don’t we go to my place,”I asked. “We can pump some iron and thenplay mahjong.”She looked at me suspiciously. “You eatCheddar cheese or Brie?”The test was on. I knew both answerswere wrong. Cheddar was too Rambo, Brietoo Alan Alda. “Uh, neither,” I answeredclearly. “I eat Gouda. Definitely Goudacheese.”Her face told the story. I had slipped toofar to the Alan Alda side."You wimp,” she laughed as she wentback to her table.I quickly downed my beer and headed forthe door. Then it hit me. Colby cheese. Yup,Colby was definitely the right answerThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary BlinnEditor in-ChietChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorKaren E. 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Thepetition, which began at Cornell and theUniversity of Illinois at Urbana, is being cir¬culated nationally among scientists andtheir graduate students. Those who signpledge “neither to solicit nor accept SDI(Strategic Defense Initiative, or Star Wars)funds.” Although the reasons for signing thepetition are probably as numerous as thesigners, they fall into two broad groups. Thefirst concerns the program itself: is a de¬fense against nuclear weapons possible?What are the monetary and political costs?The second concerns the relationship be¬tween the Star Wars program and the un¬iversities, a concern that is narrower butcloser to home.A Defense AgainstNuclear Weapons?Those who have followed the debate aboutStar Wars may have observed that by andlarge those who promote SDI tend to writemore about technology while those who op¬pose SDI tend to write more about politics.It is not that the latter know or understandless about weapons technology; indeed,they include many of the most respectedscientists in this country. Prominent ex¬perts on weapons technology such as Rich¬ard Garwin, Sidney Drell, and WolfgangPanofsky have pointed out fundamentalflaws in a Star Wars defense.Thus, on both sides of the Star Wars de¬bate one may find scientific experts. Why dothey so often talk past each other? Let us,for a moment, take up the arguments of thepro-Star Wars “experts.” Their argumentstend to run as follows: President Reaganhas asked scientists to explore the techno¬logy of ballistic missile defense. Thoughthere are admittedly great difficulties,there are also promising technologies. Tosay that ballistic missile defense can neverwork is to be a nay sayer. A reference isthen made to some famous scientist who in1945 predicted that space travel to the moonwas impossible, or in 1888 said man couldnever fly, or...The question that the pro-Star Wars ex¬perts would like to debate, then, is “Will itwork?” But this question is highly decep¬tive. The word “work” means one thingwhen applied to a piece of equipment butquite another when applied to a concept,such as “defense.” For example, supposethat a laser of some given power and weightis necessary to destroy a Russian missilesuch as the SS20. It would be wrong to saythat such a laser could never be built. Sup¬pose that this laser is actually built. In themeantime, however, the SS20 has been up¬graded with reflective coatings and made torotate during flight. Now, a laser twice aspowerful as the one developed is needed todestroy the new SS20. The laser has“worked,” but the defense has not. Theissue is not whether some piece of equip¬ment can be made to work; rather, one hasto compare the costs of current defensivetechnology and the prospects of new meth¬ods of defense with the costs and prospectsfor offensive technology. Right now, thereare many easy ways to increase the threatdue to missiles. One can build more of them,use decoys, shorten the boost phase, changethe fuel type, and so forth. And these arejust the things we know how to do today.Who knows what countermeasures might bepossible in the near future? As Panofskyhas written, “no responsible study, eitherwithin or outside government ... indicatesthat the competition between the marginalcost of ballistic missile defense and that ofoffense countermeasures even remotely favors the defense” Physics Today, June1985, p.42).To the question “Will it work?” one mayalso respond by asking “Will what work?”Star Wars is being sold to the public as aprogram that will protect our cities fromnuclear attack. In his speech of March 23,1983, Reagan called for a program whosegoal was “rendering nuclear weapons impo¬tent and obsolete.” The Coalition for StarWars, which includes the Heritage Founda¬tion and sixty conservative members ofCongress, is running a television commer¬cial promoting Star Wars. According to theNew York Times, (October 23, 1985), thecommercial “opens with a child’s crayondrawing of a family of stick people outsidetheir house, with a large sun in the back¬ground. A little girl is heard wonderingwhat ‘Star Wars’ is all about. She then saysher father told her that ‘right now, we can’tprotect ourselves from nuclear weaponsand that’s why the President wants to builda Peace Shield.’“While she is speaking, a dome is drawnover the house and family. Missiles comecrashing down and are destroyed. When theattack is over, the Peace Shield becomes arainbow, and the sun can be seen smiling inthe background. The scene dissolves into arainbow with ‘Support the Peace Shield’ un¬derneath ....”While the public is being seduced by vi¬sions of a “Peace Shield,” the SDI programitself professes quite different goals. A re¬cent report by the Office of Technology As¬sessment concluded, “a strategic defensewhich could assure the survival of all ornearly all US cities in the face of uncon¬strained Soviet nuclear offensive forcesdoes not appear feasible ... (and) does notappear to be a goal of the SDI program.”Indeed, the SDI office sent a report to Con¬gress earlier his year saying that its goalwas to exploit technology “for a broader-based deterrence by turning to a greater re¬liance on defensive systems.” (Quoted inthe New York Times, September 25,1985, p.1.) In other words, the goal is to complicatethe task of the attacker by creating a partialdefense. But since just one warhead can de¬stroy a city, the only possible use for a“leaky Peace Shield” is to protect missiles,not people. (This, of course, assumes thatthe Russians would not increase the numberof missiles to compensate for the leakyshield.) Far from being a defense, SDIwould at best enhance our offense — at acost that is tremendously higher than anyexisting weapons system.Star Wars on CampusThe Star Wars petition also addressed theissue of academic freedom and the effectsof greater military funding of academicscience. Indeed the petition’s origins wereas a response to blatant salesmanship byJames Ionson, who is a charge of handingout SDI money for basic research. In May,1985, Ionson announced that a “consortium”of universities — including Caltech, Stan¬ford, and MIT — had been established to doresearch on optical computing for SDI. Infact, there was no such consortium, and thepresidents of Caltech and Stanford dis¬claimed any such association. At Caltech,for example, it was discovered that oneelectrical engineer had, on his own, pro¬posed a $50,000 subcontract from the Uni¬versity of Dayton Research Institute. (SeeScience and Government Report, June 1,1985.) The political motivations for claimingthe existence ol such a consortium weremade clear by Ionson himself in an inter¬view in Science (April 19, 1985, p. 304):“This office is trying to sell something toCongress. If we can say that this fellow atMIT will get money to do such and such re¬search, it’s something real to sell.” Ionsonlater claimed that “Virtually everyone, onMACINTOSH™ UPGRADESFat Mac 128K to 512K $299MonsterMac™ 512K to 1 megabyte $599512 K to 1.5 megabytes $749512K to 2 megabytes $899Free pick-up and delivery. 90 day warranty on parts and labor, 1 yearextended warranty also available. We are the authorized Levco dealer forthe Chicago area. We also repair Macigtoshes.%Cybersystems, Inc.363-5082HYDE PARK WINNETKA WESTCHESTER OAK LAWNDevelopers and marketers of computer hardware and software. every campus, wants to get involved.” NewYork Times, July 22, 1985.)One concern of the petition, then, is toshow that a large majority of those oncampus do not want to get involved, thatthey do not subscribe to Ionson’s GoldenRule: “Ye with the gold, rule.” But theprospect of a large infusion of Defense De¬partment money for research on campusrises deeper, more troubling questions. Asnoted by Marvin Goldberger, president ofCaltech, such funds “can distort activitieswithin the university (by drawing) peopleinto research areas they might not other¬wise pursue.” Indeed, there are signs that are-allocation of scientific resources is wellunderway. In 1980, the government spent47% of its money for research and develop¬ment on defense. This year the figure is 70%and rising (cf. The Economist, September 7,1985.)Another concern of the petition is that re¬search funds will come with strings at¬tached. The University of Chicago, alongwith other major institutions, does not per¬mit classified research to be conducted oncampus. There are worries, however, thatmilitary research contracts may try to ex¬ploit ambiguities in this policy. For examp¬le, although the research itself will be un¬classified, “principal investigators will beexpected to obtain ‘secret’ clearances sothat they can ‘steer’ their students”(Science, April 19, 1985, p. 304). Also, “Anyresearch begun openly might eventually beclassified as it progressed."(Ibid.) Finally,many people in the Defense Department arelobbying for the right to impose pre-publica¬tion review of “sensitive” research.The presence of these “strings” attachedto Defense Department money is worri¬some. Will graduate students be forced towork on projects whose exact goals and mo¬tivations are secret from them? Will therebe a two-month lag in the reporting of newresults that must first be cleared by somebureaucrat in Washington? Will contactswith foreign scientists by restricted? Rightnow there are scientists and students at theUniversity of Chicago from Poland, Hun¬gary, and China (approximately thirty fromthe People’s Republic). Not only does theirpresence contribute greatly to the overallquality of their departments, but it alsohelps preserve the traditions of internation¬al cooperation among scientists.ConclusionsAlthough Star Wars is being sold to thepublic as a panacea for our nuclear ills, it is wisely admitted that there is essentially nohope of protecting ourselves from a nuclearattack. (One must remember that StarWars is concerned chiefly with land-basedmissiles. Submarine missiles would bemuch harder to stop, and no one has anyidea of what to do about cruise missiles.)Star Wars is, first of all, a tremendouswaste of money. Reagan has requested $26billion over the next five years. The entireNational Science Foundation budget, bycontrast, is only $1 billion a year. Second, byprovoking the Russians to add to their exist¬ing offense, Star Wars will contribute to thegeneral escalation of the arms race, there¬by making ourselves less secure. Third, the“mission-oriented” Star Wars funds willtend to replace money for unrestrictedbasic research, thus preventing some uni¬versity scientists from working on the prob¬lems they feel to be most important.Finally, it has been suggested informallythat although a ballistic missile defensemight not be feasible, the Star Wars effortwill stimulate new technologies that willgive unforseen benefits (cf. The Economist,ibid.). But if we need to develop new tech¬nologies to help our industries competeagainst the Japanese and the Europeans,why must the program be a military one?Can we face our real problems only by dan¬gling false hopes of security before the peo¬ple?What is to be Done?As this article goes to press, scientists atthe University of Illinois are preparing Con¬gressional testimony on the effects of StarWars on university research. The Star Warspetition, along with the list of signers, willform part of that testimony. I urgemembers of the science departments hereat the University — faculty and graduatestudents alike — to add their names to thelist. Those who do not have technical train¬ing should not be afraid to enter into the de¬bate. As I have tried to show, the mostpressing issues are political, not technical.A good place to learn more about SDI is thebook published by the Union of ConcernedScientists entitled “The Fallacy of StarWars” (Vintage Press. 1984). On campus,the Students for Nuclear Disarmamentmeet everv other Monday at 7:30 in Cobb104.Time is getting short. The Star Wars pro¬gram has already acquired momentum andlobbyists. Not to speak out on Star Wars is tosupport implicitly a tragic mistake.POTATO SALADSO GOOD,PEOPLE HATE IT.Angela May James made the best potato salad in thewhole wide world. At least that’s what everybody saiduntil they tasted Feasts Baby Red Potato Salad. 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Your continued participation is. of course, dependent on yourperformance.An Equal Opportunity EmployerChicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 12, 1985Piccolo Mondo CafeA Fresh StartChris TrojniarTucked away in what was once one of thegrandest of Hyde Park’s hotels, the Winde-mere on 56th and Cornell, is the PiccoloMondo Cafe. Now under new management,what was formerly an ordinary specialityfood shop is turning out some of the freshestItalian food around. The a la carte menuisn’t large, and the cooking isn’t the homes-tyle type you might find in an Italian neigh¬borhood. Nor is it the chic, trendy foodserved in some Lincoln Park establshments.What they do prepare is just good fresh Ita¬lian cooking.This new emphasis on cooking at PiccoloMondo is the brainstorm of the newowner/manager Mrs. Anna Romanucci.The Romanuccis are no strangers to thefood business. Mr. Romanucci owns andmanages Benvenuti’s, an Italian restaurantin Villa Par£, a Chicago suburb. In additionto Piccolo Mondo, Mrs. Romanucci alsomanages The Pasta Shop, which distributesits products to a number of retailers includ¬ing Neiman Marcus and Saks. After takingover Piccolo Mondo early last summer,Mrs. Romanucci has made a number of newadditions.A walk around the interior of the shop re¬veals that this is still very much a gourmetshop. Still there are the freshly roastedwhole bean coffees, dried pastas, spices,chocolates, and a large selection of specia¬lity imports from all over Europe. Newitems include freshly baked breads, pre¬pared foods such as pasta salads, and won¬derfully rich cheesecakes. Just recently,Mrs. Romanucci added a line of fresh herbs,including basil, rosemary and sage, at rea¬sonable prices. A venture to the smallfreezer section in the back of the shop holds a few unexpected surprises. Frozen itemsinclude italian lemonade, spumoni, and anassortment of pastas from The Pasta Shopincluding spinach ravioli. Although you canpick up many hard-to-find specialty items,the real reason to come to Piccolo Mondo isthe cooking.Mrs. Romanucci’s dedication to cooking isevident as soon as you walk into PiccoloMondo. One of the first things she did was totriple the number of tables available todiners. She recently acquired a professionalpasta machine and a rotisserie unit to pre¬pare a House Speciality: rotisserie chicken.One of the most noticeable changes Mrs. Ro¬manucci has made is the service.Service is both friendly and competent, awelcome change from the previous manage¬ment. All dishes arrived in their properorder, and at the correct pace for a lun¬cheon. Bread and coffee were replenishedonly upon request.Among the appetizers ($2.25-$4.95), pan-zerotti ($2.25), deep fried pizza doughstuffed with a meat or spinach filling, is bothunusual and good. The mozzarella plate($4.95) is made with whole milk mozzarellacheese drizzled with virgin olive oil and gar¬nished with sweet onions and tomato, a realtreat. Also available is pizza pie ($2.25) bythe slice filled with cheese, spinach and sau¬sage.House specialties ($4.25-$5.50) include acarefully prepared version of eggplant par-migiana ($4.25). Thinly sliced eggplant isbatter dipped, fried, stacked high, andbaked with mozzarella cheese and coveredwith a simple but fresh-tasting tomatosauce.Sandwiches ($2.50-$3.50) are a real valuehere, possibly the best in Hyde Park. Highquality italian meats and cheeses includingprosciutto, cappicola, mortadella, and pro-volone are used with fresh italian hardcontinued on page 11Sports and Scholarship should mixFrank LubyPick up a periodical, especially one froma university, and you will likely locate astory on women’s rights or apartheid. Afterall, these causes—which currently and con¬sistently produce large amounts of protest-address issues which affect people at alllevels of society, either in North America orabroad.The issues have a common link, though,which most involved parties ignore. Thatlink is athletics, and University of Torontoprofessor Bruce Kidd will discuss the signif¬icant role of sports in society and culturewhen he delivers his lecture, “Athletics, Ed¬ucation, and Public Policy,” tonight at 7 pmin Bartlett Gymnasium.According to Kidd, the lack of popular un¬derstanding about the role of sports in soci¬ety not only hinders the progress of move¬ments demanding social change, it alsoallows the continuation of ill-informed deci¬sions about education and spending.“Governments and influential privatebodies make statements on sports policy,through legislative or executive means,which affect everyone,” Kidd said. Headded that these decisions, which involvebillions of dollars annually, are usuallymade by “those who have the view thatsports is just play, just entertainment with¬out major consequence, (who) only have thegut feeling of a fan’s appreciation ofsports.”As a result of sport’s widespread yet mis¬understood influence, Kidd has long argued that universities should undertake seriousresearch into how sports acts as a determin¬ant in cultural, sociological, and public poli¬cy questions. “In the last 20 years there hasbeen a lot of scholarly work done,” Kiddsaid, “The universities should disseminatethis.” Moreover, the question of sports edu¬cation extends beyond the realm of universi¬ty research.“There are public issues of scholarship—when we prepare bright, gifted young peo¬ple, should they know something about theeconomics of sport?” Kidd asks. “To the ex¬tent that they know something about theirculture is important, they should also knowsomething about sport.. .because these pub¬lic issues affect the way a community is de¬veloped.”Kidd has been active politically since hisdays as a middle distance runner and a Ca¬nadian national hero in the early 1960’s. Afinalist in the 5000 meters in the 1964 TokyoOlympic Games and an international trackrecord holder, Kidd was also known interna¬tionally for his progressive politics, “and heis one of the few progressive political acti¬vists of the 1960’s who has carried his workinto the 1970’s and 80’s,” according to JohnMacAloon, associate professor of SocialScience here at the University. “He’s gonefurther than any other athlete whose politics would force a costly re-routing of LakeKidd has recently been asked to commenton contemporary issues in Toronto whichhave much broader cultural importance.The first is the question of whether the cityof Toronto should build a domed stadium inits downtown area.“I’m concerned about the agenda of thewomen’s movement,” Kidd said. “They saythat society is patriarchal and exploitswomen. Look at sports. A domed stadium,after all, is a men’s cultural center on primeland in downtown Toronto.” The same issuearises in Chicago when the city discussesplacing a dome over Soldier Field or install¬ing lights in Wrigley Field. The formerare progressive in his work for change.’’Shore Drive, while the later had plaguedWrigleyville residents for years.“(These stadiums) will only house men'ssports, and women are only marginally in¬volved as spectators,” Kidd says. “Sports,”he adds, “is universal, transhistorical, butalso class-biased and gender-biased. Ifthere is going to be women’s equality, theyshould become less innocent, strip away theveneer that sports is just play, and view it asmale socialization.”That dovetails perfectly with the secondissue Kidd has addressed in Canada, theprohibition of female participants in tradi¬ tionally male sports. “There was a 12-yearold female hocl^ player who was keptfrom playing eveWhough she had made theteam in a competitive tryout,” Kidd said.“It’s a human rights case.”The 1985 baseball playoffs represent yetanother area which shows the pervasive in¬fluence of sports, and also how that influ¬ence can be misrepresented and improperlyunderstood. The American League Champi¬onship Series involved the Torento BlueJays and Kansas City Royals, and through¬out the broadcast of the ALCS, the broadcas¬ters for ABC alluded to the proliferation ofCanadian flags and referred to the Jays asCanada’s team. Kidd challenges this. Theteam, which is Canadian owned, hasplayers, managers, and technical staffwhich are all green card residents for theseason.Even the metaphorical importance of theBlue Jays’ defeat of the New York Yankeesin the 1985 pennant race can be taken only sofar, according to Kidd. “It just shows howpowerful Yankee culture is. The Blue Jaysexcite us, but they also remind us of the ex¬tent of American cultural imperialism. TheBlue Jays do not contribute to the develop¬ment of Canadian athletes, and for us, it is abittersweet quality.”Kidd is currently active with the CanadianOlympic Committee, in an attempt to pro¬vide some educational programs for top-class athletes in Canada. He designed thecultural program for the 1986 Olympics inMontreal, and he is currently active in theSouth Africa controversy because of the mu¬tual interaction of apartheid and athletics.“Sports is universal, transhistorical,but also class-biased and gender biased.”The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. November 12, 1985—9Quote of the Week iitiiipiiiiI would sleep with you, but you'renot enough of an asshole.-U of C student at a party.Civic duty perserveresFrank SingerDr. Michael McCally and Dr. ChristineTassel of the U of C Medical Center recentlyshared the Nobel Peace Prize with the In¬ternational Physicians for the Prevention ofNuclear War (IPPNW). McCally is the trea¬surer of the IPPNW, and his wife Casselserves on the executive committee of Physi¬cians for Social Responsibility (PSR), theorganization’s US affiliate. Tuesday Maga¬zine spoke to McCally about his reaction tothe Peace Prize and his appraisal ofIPPNW’s role in forming nuclear policy.McCally’s involvement with the organiza¬tion, which has about 135,000 members,began when he heard a talk given by PSR.His career in public health and his experi¬ence in military research made joining thegroup “a natural thing to do,” because hiswork convinced him that scientists shouldstudy arms control and not simply “leave(the issue) to the government”. Working forIPPNW is a civic duty for McCally, “likecoaching Little League,” he says.The Nobel Peace Prize validatesIPPNW’s work, states McCally. Their ef¬forts to teach people about arms prolifera¬tion and the physical effects of nuclear warhave received world-wide attention with thePrize, and the issue of nuclear arms control has gained more popular interest. AfterIPPNW won the award, McCally found thatpeople at the Medical Center came to talk tohim because “they didn’t realize (the situa¬tion) was so serious,” and because theywanted to learn more about current policiesof nuclear arms control. Although he andhis wife just came to the U of C this year,they have quickly become known for theirwork in IPPNW.However, the publicity for the organiza¬tion’s award has not been completely posi¬tive. Several major newspapers have crit¬icized the Nobel Peace Prize committee forchoosing IPPNW, claiming that the group isone-sided. Walter Reich, a psychiatrist andcommentator on Soviet affairs, wrote in theNew York Times that Dr. Yevgeny Chazov,the Soviet co-President of IPPNW, cannotpublicly argue against his country’s nucleararms policies without the danger of politicalexile. He pointed out that IPPNW’s crit-cisms take advantage of the United Statesfree speech and leave the Soviet Union un¬touched by political dissent. Though Reichconcludes that the group is “useful,” theissue of Soviet participation is still a prob¬lem for the group’s international efforts.McCalley notes, for example, that PSR isseen as a Soviet ally because it and SovietPremier Gorbachev have both called for acomprehensive nuclear test ban. This Cassel and McCallyimage, McCalley states, weakens thegroup’s work towards a bilateral test bantreaty.Nonetheless, many conservative Ameri¬cans support IPPNW’s work because ittakes a non-partisan approach. McCallysays that the group is deliberately moder¬ate, and that its members have chosen toavoid civil disobedience and direct acts ofintervention. IPPNW would rather teachpeople the facts about nuclear arms and nu¬clear war and initiate an “effective popularpeace movement”. McCally says that sup¬porters of the movement include chief exec¬utive officers of Fortune 500 companies“who recognize that uncontrolled arms andspending is a disaster (because) our econ¬ omy could collapse in deficit”.Although IPPNW and many other groupsseem to change little in governmental nu¬clear policy, McCally believes that theirwork is “just getting started”. He comparesthe international anti-nuclear arms move¬ment to the anti-slavery movement in thiscountry, pointing out that though it tookover a hundred years, slavery was abo¬lished. He is realistic about the time neededto reverse more than four decades of nation¬al nuclear policy but is confident that thegovernment will eventually change its atti¬tude towards nuclear arms. For now, Dr.McCally will continue to teach the facts, andIPPNW will use the Nobel Peace Prize tofund more activities for the group.Simple MindsOut to prove they’re not just one shot wondersJulie BurrosIn the U.K., Simple Minds has been re¬garded highly for several years. In fact,their last album, Sparkle in the Rain, en¬tered the charts at number one. In America,however, if they are known at all it isthrough association rather than on theirown merits. Kerr is married to the Pre¬tenders’ Chrissie Hynde. The band’s only hithere was the song “Don’t You (forget aboutme)” from The Breakfast Club. Ironically,the song, which has brought them their onlyrecognition here, was neither written by thegroup nor is it indicative of their sound. Inreference to the song, Kerr was quoted inRolling Stone saying, “Sometimes I play itand I just puke.” He continued, “the moviepeople liked his (Keith Forsey’s) line about‘don’t you forget about me’. I would neverhave written that. But I thought, We re de¬finitely doing a job here.”The new album Once Upon a Time markssome important personnel changes, namelyin production. (The band also has a new bas¬sist, John Giblin, who has toured with PeterGabriel and played with Phil Collins.) OnceUpon a Time was produced by AmericansBob Clearmountain and Jimmy Iovine, whoalso produced U2’s live album Under aBlood Red Sky. Kerr cites the choice as aneffort to translate “the vibrancy of Ameri¬can recordings” and the spirit of their live performances to vinyl. He also explains howworking with Iovine and Clearmountainchanged his whole approach to songwriting:“Before now, we generally wrote songsfrom the standpoint of melody first, lyricslater. Charles (Burchill; guitar) and Mick(McNeil; keyboards) would go into the stu¬dio and just jam until they came up with amelody; I’d absorb the feel and write thewords later. This time, I considered thewhole style and makeup of a song from thebeginning. That resulted in a more formalsong structure and tighter, more tangiblearrangements instead of our usual atmo¬spheric approach.”All this basically says that Simple Mindshas a more ‘accessible’ sound. The changesshow very obviously in the mix of music andwords. In their earlier work, several songson an album would be mostly instrumen¬tals, with little or no vocals. There is none ofthat to speak of on their latest album. Theirnew sound relies much less on synthesizersand keyboards, thus giving it a more con¬ventional, mainstream sound. Perhaps thisrecent evolution in their sound is just theright thing with which they can crack theAmerican market.Of the eight albums Simple Minds has re¬leased, only their three most recent on theA&M label are available here. Their olderwork remains obscure and unrelated totheir more recent body of work, which isvery cohesive in lyrical sentiment. NewGold Dream was produced by Peter Walsh and Sparkle in the Rain was produced bywhizkid Steve Lillywhite. Lillywhite hasproduced and ‘discovered’ some of Britian’sbest, including U2, Big Country, and ElvisCostello. (It is interesting to note that bothU2 and Simple Minds have made similarproduction choices. That is, first Lillywhitethen Iovine. However, it would be most im¬prudent to predict that Simple Minds wouldagain follow U2’s lead and choose to workwith Brian Eno. If anything they are mov¬ing in the opposite direction, away from at¬mospheric instrumentals, which Eno isknown for.)Themes of religion, hope, dreams and ofcourse love all run strongly through SimpleMinds’ work. The strength of the religiousimagery on New Gold Dream is illustratedby a large cross on the front cover. Even thelyrics printed on the inside sleeve are ar¬ranged around a cross. (Some of the issuesof this album are also pressed on a particu¬ larly beautiful gold and purple marbledvinyl.) This imagery is carried out on thesubsequent two albums with songs titled“East at Easter” and “Sanctify Yourself”.If the holy atmosphere puts you off, youneed not worry. The ‘message’ is not overt.The songs merely reflect the positive natureand outlook of the band. This is definitelynot your average group of dangerous, sneer¬ing rock an rollers. They are nice normalguys trying their hardest to duplicate Brit¬ish success here in the States.You will probably be hearing alot aboutSimple Minds very soon. They performed atthe Live Aid Concert this summer in Phila¬delphia, they were on Saturday Night Lifelast week, and most important of all, theyare right here in Chicago tonight.Simple minds will be performing up atNorthwestern’s McGaw Hall tonight, formore information call the Northwestern A &0 Board at 491-2380.The 39 StepsOne more coincidenceSimple Minds10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 12, 1985 Robert Donat is a perfectly ordinaryyoung man, who has the bad luck to visit alocal music-hall at the wrong time. Afterseeing a variety of acts, including theworld’s first game of Trivial Pursuit, Donatleaves the hall to return home. On the streetoutside, he is approached by a prettywoman who is obviously troubled. Thewoman acts strangely, but does not explainwhat sort of trouble she’s in. Donat takesher home even though he doesn’t really be¬lieve that she’s in trouble. Soon enough, sheno longer is, having been killed in his apart¬ment.Donat, convinced that something out ofthe ordinary may be happening, now be¬lieves that the man outside his windowunder the street lamp is watching him. (Notfor the last time, Hitchcock gave birth to acliche.) Donat sneaks out of his own apart¬ment house disguised as a milk-man, there¬by eluding the tail. Unfortunately, men whosneak out of their apartments in the earlymorning tend to draw the attention of thepolice—especially when the body of a youngwoman is found in the apartment. Donatleaves London as soon as he can, with only aglimmer of a clue to guide him. He is soonthe talk of the town, wanted for a crime hedidn’t commit.Donat manages to elude the police and themurderers, who are searching England forhim. He does just fine, even giving an im¬promptu speech endorsing a candidate forParliament, until he is turned in. The man isnot without resources, however, and man¬ages to end up handcuffed to the woman who betrayed him, out in the middle of theEnglish countryside.Finally, Donat manages to put everythingtogether, but is he in time? Well, you’ll findno revealed endings here.The 39 Steps is one of Hitchcock’s finestEnglish movies. He tells an entertainingtale, and, along the way, invents an entirelynew type of film. The 39 Steps has been re¬made twice, but the basic storyline has beenused as many times as the plot of Romeoand Juliet. Hitchcock himself later usessimilar devices—the unjustly accused manwho must travel cross-country to redeemhimself and who, inevitably, manages toconvince a skeptical woman that all is notas it seems. In 1942, Hitchcock moved theaction to the United States in his little-known Saboteur. Still later, he used thesame set-up, with a twisted ending, in NorthBy Northwest.Although several directors since Hitch¬cock have used this scenario, it has neverbeen executed as well as it was the firsttime. This may be because Hitchcock has atalent that Hollywood has lost. He is themaster of the amazing coincidence. All hismovies depend on at least one coincidence;modern movies, however, are so careful todevelop each bit of knowledge and new ar¬rival that we’re never surprised. Hitchcocksprings ideas on the audience; the charac¬ters are privy to information never given tothe audience, until the end v/hen everythingis wrapped up.Playing at Law School Films, Friday, No¬vember 15 at 7:30 and 10. $2.50. courtesyofUnivNews&Into.To Live and Die in LATaking life to its limitsMichael FellLike the furious rush of the opening se¬quences, To Live and Die in L.A. pulsateswith a violent passion. Director WilliamFriedkin begins the rush with time lapsephotography of the sun rising over down¬town L.A. Even nature speeds up for thismovie. Then the President’s motorcadepulls up in front of a hotel and the tough-guySecret Service agents, sunglasses de ri-gueur, jump out of their cars lookingskyward for an uninvited rifle. Next, it’s al¬ready night and we see downtown L.A. froma helicopter speeding overhead. A Palestin¬ian martyr, dressed casually in a dynamistwaste explodes in mid-air as he jumps offthe roof of the hotel where the President isgiving his speech. The sound and lightsfrom the explosion evaporate, and the citylights appear in the background. People die,but L.A. lives on.Two scenes later, hand pulls a trigger,and the pop of the shot gun fades into a fire-ered sunset over a palm-tree laden street.When the credits finally start, WangChung’s instrumental music kicks in as amontage of railroad yards, junk yards, andthe backstreets of L.A. roll by. Exchangesof counterfeit money for the real thingensue, interspersed with the seductivelyposed shots of two supporting women.Director Friedkin boldly announces thatsex and violence will fill the screen; thegrime of the city and vices of humanity arethe stars. Revenge fuels Richard Chance,the Secret Service agent whose partner hasbeen murdered, and Greed drives RickMasters, the counterfeiter responsible for the murder. Masters’ lawyer, aware of hislawlessness, retains Masters because it’s“just business.” The lawyer, currently de¬fending a client accused of drug dealing, be¬lieves he can get him off because the searchwarrant is weak. “The house in the war¬rant,” the lawyer remarks, “is described asbrown when in fact it is yellow and beige.”The manipulation on the part of the law¬yer ties into the theme that screenwritersFriedkin and Gerald Petievich expoundupon that the defenders of law aren’t too dif¬ferent from the law breakers. In his pursuitto avenge his partner’s death, Secret Ser¬vice agent Chance exploits his informant bythreats of a revoked parole, just as a crimi¬nal exploits people by threats of violence.Chance steals evidence from a crime scenethat can get him and his new partner inlegal trouble. After his new partner fretsover the illegally seized codebook, he backsdown with the words “I’m no snitch.”His statement reverberates with echos ofthe criminal’s perverted code of honor to re¬main silent. They will kill each other but nottell on each other. Chance and his reluctantpartner even steal money so they can makea downpayment with the counterfeiter thatwill hopefully lead to his arrest. The theft ofthe money leads to a situation where con¬ventional roles are confused. The manChance robs, a supposed buyer of stolen dia¬monds, is actually an undercover agent forthe FBI. The ensuing chase pits FBI agentsagainst Secret Service agents. The FBIthinks they are criminals, but the situationis further confused because the audiencethinks the FBI agents are associates of theostensibly crooked buyer of stolen dia¬monds. Just who are the good guys?Director Friedkin even suggests a com¬ Secret Service agents Vukovich and Chase run down a bad guyparison between Richard Chance and RickMasters as individuals. Masters, the artistturned counterfeiter, burns one of his paint¬ings as he painfully looks on. The next scenehas Chance jumping off a bridge, testing anew jump line. These two scenes show ex¬tremes of both their characters, Masters apained artist and Chance a hot-shot dare¬devil. The similrity of subject matter inthese two scenes and their purposeful juxta-positon are deliberate attempts to highlightthe similarities between Chance and Mas¬ters, between law defender and law break¬er.Like a Main-Vice Soundtrack, WangChung’s music picks up the pace and substi¬tutes a rhythmic beat for sustained tension.The tension produced in the action itself,though, pervades the entire movie. Thedeath of Chance’s partner at the hands of Masters and his friend is so violent and wan¬ton that the audience knows Masters is aformidable and malicious character. Thus,everytime there is a confrontation, Mas¬ters’ power signals an inevitable doom forhis adversary. The audience knows he willstrike, and the tension is produced solelythrough the uneasy anticipation of vio¬lence.People live in L.A., people die in L.A.Cops aren’t too different from robbers.Chance’s new partner, the initial voice of le¬gality and justice, ends up using Chance’sinformant just as Chance did at the begin¬ning. In this city, which is the film’s world,no certain good exists. Uncomfortable atfirst. Nihilism firmly asserts itself throughthe relentless documentation of the vio¬lence, passion, and rage that exist on thestreets of L.A.Maxwell StreetThe Heat on the StreetJean-Luc Pontyon CampusFusion of Jazz and Rock gives Jean LucPonty’s music its particular flavor. Hissynthesized violin has become his trade¬mark. Ponty will be performing his originalmusic at the University next Friday, No¬vember 15, courtesy of MAB.The performance will start at 8:00 pm inMandel Hall. Dan McKay, MAB boardmember, wants to assure the public that,contrary to popular belief and superstition,MAB-sponsored productions can start ontime, and this one definitely will.“People here have asked for Ponty con¬sistently in the past few years, ever since hemade his name in music five or six yearsago,” said McKay. “This tour is in supportof his newest album, Fables. ”McKay said that long-time fans of Pontywon’t be disappointed by the concert on Fri¬day, because Ponty will play a mix of his oldand new works. Along with the violin, he’llplay other synthesizers. He’s got a six pieceband including drums, bass, and a guitar.Ponty’s early years as a performer werespent playing backup for other groups. Thismeant that he certainly wasn’t starving. Italso meant that he wasn’t performing hisown material. He finally released an albumof his own with Atlantic Records in 1975after emigrating from his native France in1973.Since then, Ponty has released a dozenalbums for Atlantic. He has also made ap¬pearances on TV shows as diverse as“Fiddlers Three” with Itzhak Perlman,“Midnight Special”, and that bastion of mu¬sical excellence, “Solid Gold”.His latest album. Fables, marks the tenthanniversary of Ponty’s signing with Atlan¬tic Records. On this album, Ponty pulls nopunches, but also provides no surprises. He Ponty to play Mandel Hall this Friday.plays all of the instruments on two tracks,and on the rest he produced, composed andarranged all of the music. So while themusic is moving in a new direction, thesound is pure Ponty and his violin.McKay said that tickets will go on sale onthe 11th. Tickets are $7 with a U of C ID, and$12 without.If all this talk about music has gotten youinterested in MAB, and you would like to bea part of the excitement and glamour, op¬portunity is waiting for you. MAB recentlyhad the board member in charge of publici¬ty and hospitality resign. So if you’re thefriendly type, get an application from theStudent Activities Office in Ida Noyes. Thedeadline is November 18. Greg KotisEvery Sunday morning and afternoon allthe thieves and peddlers of Chicago congre¬gate into an entity known as the MaxwellStreet Open Air Market. This market iscomposed of hundreds, maybe thousands, ofproprietors selling every known item pro¬duced by the world today. However, Max¬well Street is more than just a flea market.It’s more than just a black market. It’s av cultural experience.S The Maxwell Street Open Air Market hase grown from a predominantly Jewish enter¬ic prise to a culturally rich multi-ethnic insti-5 tution. The Blues, Jazz and latino music em-5 anates from every corner of the market,> announcing the record peddler and hisf wares. It is this broadcasting of music3 which best represents the exotic atmo¬sphere of Maxwell Street.The market is a feast for the eyes as wellas the ears. In one corner a slick shellgameproprieter relieves unw-ary shoppers oftheir funds. In another, youngsters not soexperienced in the art of reappropriatingcapital are reprimanded by a b.b. gun-tot¬ing salesman. In between wander religiousfanatics selling salvation, thieves sellingstereos, and suburbanites buying themboth.But enough of this cultural garbage. Youwant prices. Are you broke? Are youthrifty? Are you cheap? Maxwell Streetbeats the leading brand for cash valuehands down. Do you need clothes? Belts sellfor S3. T-shirts for S3, two pairs of jeans forS19, 3 pairs of sox for S2, and much, muchmore. Are you interested in electronics?One gentleman was selling a tape deck plus a receiver for $55 Musical instruments? S15for an acoustic guitar (beginners model butplayable), $60 for a flute. Maybe they’re sto¬len. maybe they're not. Who cares? Do youneed a tape (masking, scotch, etc.), floormats, fishing equipment, costmetics. lug¬gage. automobile accessories, a water foun¬tain, or a kichen sink? They’re all here.To get to the Maxwell Street Open AirMarket on Sunday, take the 55th Garfield tothe Howard L. < Be sure to buy a Super-Transfer). Take the Howard L to the Wash¬ington stop. Switch to the Dearborn line andtake the Douglas train to U of I/Halsted Fi¬nally, take the p8 bus to Maxwell St. andyou’re home free. Enjoy. Enrich your soul.Satisfy your material needs. And keep aneye on your wallet.Fresh Startcontinued from page ninerolls.But what stands out at Piccolo Mondo. arethe ^stas. Made fresh on the premises,pastas ($4.25-$4.75) range from simplysauced fettuccine, to an excellent linguini alpesto made from pine nuts, basil, parme-san. garlic and olive oil, and it doesn’t stopthere. Tortellini, ring shaped pasta filledwith meat or cheese, comes two ways hereand is well worth the extra 15 minutes waitwhich the menu notes. Baked tortellini iswell sauced and baked with mozzarellacheese. And for a more northern italiantreatment, tortellini alia carbonara comesperfectly cooked with a white wine-basedsauce made from onions, celery, pancetta.herbs and just the right amount of prosciut¬to.Pasta is also served cold in dinner salads($2.50-$3.95) all of which can be ordered asside dishes ($1.75). Dinner salads not madewith pasta include an olive oil-based cala-mari salad ($3.95) and an eggplant salad($2.95).For dessert, try the fresh cannoli. deepfried italian sweet pastry filled with a not-too-sweet riccotta cream. The specialtycheesecakes are incredibly rich and not tobe missed. The expresso coffee is authen¬tically prepared and the cappuccino is ex¬ceptional.Piccolo Mondo is located at 1642 E. 56thStreet in the Windemere Hotel. Hours areMonday through Friday from 9 am to 7 pmand weekends until 5pm. For further infor¬mation, including daily specials, phone643-1106. All foods can be prepared for carry’out. Buon Gusto!!November 12, 1985 11The Adventures of Regman by Skip and JoelTh* rhjcago Maroon-Tuesday,WEEKLY CALENDARLecturesNovember 12:Prof. Bruce Kidd, Dept, ofPhysical Education, Universityof Toronto, will speak on “Athlet¬ics, Education and Public Poli¬cy,” in Bartlett Gymnasium at 7pm.November 13:Mayer I. Gruber will speak on“The Role of Women in the An¬cient Israelite Cult According tothe Priestly Code,” at 3:30 pm inCobb 304. Gruber is of the Dept, ofBible and the Ancient Near East,Ben Gurion University of theNegev, and Visting Prof, of theBible, Spertus College of Judai-ca.Dr. Paul C. Stemweis, Dept, ofPharmacology, University ofTexas Health Sciences Center,will give a talk on “Transmem¬brane Signaling of HormonesThrough a Family of GTP-Depen-dant Regulatory Proteins,” at 4pm in CLSC 101. Refreshments at3:45 in CLSC 510.Woodward Court Lectures con¬tinue with Edward and MargaretRosenheim who will give this sec¬ond lecture of the quarter at 8 pmin the cafeteria, 5825 S. Wood-lawn. It will cover “Dependancyand Disrepute,” the latent hatredof society for dependant persons.Following the lecture, there willbe an informal reception in theResident Masters’ apartment.November 14:Five Chicago area novelistswill discuss their works on VietNam at the meeting of the Societyof Midland Authors at 5:30 pm atNewberry Library, 60 W. Walton.Admission is $5 for non-membersand $4 for members. There willalso be a wine and cheese recep¬tion.“Differences in Future Aspira¬tions Between West and SouthChicago Junior High Students,”by Harold Gerchenson, PhD,Director of Policy and Research;and Arden Handler, MPH, Mater¬ial and Child Health Consultant,Ounce of Prevention Fund. Thetalk will be at 7:30 pm in IdaNoyes Hall.The Program on Interdepen¬dent Political Economy will spon¬sor a lecture by John Mear-sheimer, Dept, of PoliticalScience, University of Chicago, at 4 pm at Wilder House (5811 S.Kenwood). Mearsheimer’s topicwill be “Strategic Studies and So¬cial Science.” The talk is free andopen to the public.November 15:The Program on Interdepen¬dent Political Economy and theLatin American Studies Centerwill sponsor a lecture by DavidCollier, Dept, of PoliticalScience, University of Califomia-Berkeley, at noon at WilderHouse (5811 S. Kenwood). Col¬lier’s topic will be “The Initial In¬corporation of the Labor Move¬ment in Latin America.” The talkis free and open to the public.Leonard Linsky, University ofChicago, will speak on “Russell’s‘No Classes’ Theory of Classes,”at 4 pm in Harper 103. There willbe a coffee hour from 3-4 pm inAnscombe Common Room, Clas¬sics 16, beforehand.Rabbi Frederick C. Schwartz,Temple Sholom of Chicago,Chairman of the EducationalCommittee of the Central Confer¬ence of American Rabbis, Visit¬ing Prof, at Carlton Macalester,Augsburg Colleges and SpertusCollege of Judaica, will speak on“Why Evil? Job and Finite God,”at 8:30 pm at Hillel, 5715 Wood-lawn.November 16:The Law Women’s Caucus willpresent a symposium on “Femin¬ist Jurisprudence” from 10 am to1 pm in the Weymouth KirklandCourt Room of the Law School.November 17:Open House for the public atUniversity of Chicago Laborato¬ry Schools from 2-4 pm. Includestours, talks by teachers and de¬monstration of student accom¬plishments.MusicNovember 13:Gallagher! at The Vic, 3145 N.Shefield Ave, at 8 p.m. Ticketsare $16.November 14:Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyp¬tians with Marti Jones and DonDixon, at 8 pm at The Vic. Ticketsare $6 in advance and $8 the dayof the show.The Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra presents Kurt Sanderli-The ChicagoMaroonWelcomesWeekly Calendar submissionsDeadline:5 pm the Tuesday beforedesired publication dateSubmissions run on a space-allowing basis ng, Conductor and MalcolmFrager on the Piano at 8 pm.They will perform pieces by Shos¬takovich, Mozart and Shostako-vich/Mussorsky. Tickets are$11.50 to $30. Concert will be re¬peated at 2 pm on November 15and 8 pm on November 16.November 15:The Marshall Tucker Band atThe Vic at 7:30 and 11:30 pm.Tickets are $13.The Chicago String Ensemble,with Alan Heatherington as bothconductor and violin soloist, willbegin their ninth season with aconcert at 8:15 pm in St. Paul’sChurch, 655 W. Fullerton. Theconcert will be repeated on No¬vember 16 at 8:15 pm at St.Luke’s Church, 939 Hinman,Evanston.November 16:The Langas and Manganiyars,from the Desert Regions of Ra¬jasthan, India, will perform at 8pm in the U of C Law School Audi¬torium, HIE. 60th St. Tickets are$10 and $8 and available at thedoor.November 17:The Merrill Lynch Great Per¬formers Series presents Orches¬tra du Capitole de Toulouse withMichael Plasson, Conducting andBrigitte Engerer on the piano.The concert is at 3 pm at Orches¬tra Hall. TheatreNovember 15:“Somethin’s Afoot,” a musicalspoof on Agatha Christie murdermysteries at Roosevelt Universi¬ty’s O’Malley Theatre, 430 SouthMichigan Ave. The performancewill be at 7:30 pm and tickets willbe $4. The performance will berepeated on November 16, 22 and23 at the same time and on No¬vember 21 at 1 pm. For informa¬tion, call 341-3555.November 16:The internationally acclaimedNational Theatre of the Deafpresents two one-act plays, a Jap¬anese thriller and an Americanclassic at 8 pm. The plays will beperformed at Centre East, 7701N. Lincoln Ave in Skokie. Ticketsare $14 and $16.November 17:The American Dance Machinepresents a show of originalBroadway theatre choreographyat 7:30. Tickets are $16 and $18.“Stage Door” opens. Perfor¬mances are Wed-Sun. until Dec. 1with no performance on Thanks¬giving. All showtimes are 8 pmexcept Sundays. On Sun. No¬vember 17 the show is at 7 pm andNovember 24 and December 1 are3 pm matinees. Tickets are $10for general admission and $5 forstudents and seniors. FilmsNovember 14:I-House Film Society presentsTriumph*of the Will/Night andFog directed by Leni Riefen-stahl/Alain Resnais, respective¬ly. The show begins at 8 pm.There is a $2 admission fee forgeneral public and $1 for resi¬dents.November 16:I-House Film Society presentsLola directed by Rainer Fass¬binder, showing at 7:30 and 9:30.$2.50 general admission, $1 forresidents.Coral Jungle with JacquesCousteau covers life on andaround a coral reef. Showingthroughout the day at the SheddAquarium. Admission is free.November 17:Chicago Bible Students pres¬ents a multimedia slide presenta¬tion of the Great Pyramid: An¬cient Wonder, Modern Mystery,one of the largest collections onthe pyramids at the Field Muse¬um. The show will be at the muse¬um’s James Simpson Theatre at1, 3, and 5 pm. No admission fee.For information, call 790-0018.GALANovember 15:The Gay and Lesbian Alliancewill present U of C Gay Day inIda Noyes room 207 all day.BLOOM COUNTYIF HALLEY'Spont po comet is gonnaIT, OPUS... NH0MP ME ON THECOSMETIC HEAP, 1 AT LEASTsupoEpy is mrrwpieMUTILATION/ LOOKINGI ATTRACTIVE... JUST 7HNK... 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Peoplehave always questioned the tests in thedark,” says John Weiss, executive directorof the National Center for Fair and OpenTesting, creators of the FairTest project.“Every year the educational and careeropportunities — and self perceptions — ofover 10 million Americans are forever al¬tered by standardized exams. Most of thesestandardized multiple-choice tests are cul¬turally biased and poorly designed,” Weissnotes.The Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT), per¬haps the best known and most widely ad¬ministered standardized test, has comeunder heavy scrutiny in the past 10 yearswith allegations that the exam is biased onsocio-economic lines.FairTest wants to expand such scrutiny toall standardized tests under the “Truth-in-Testing” program which allows test-takersan opportunity to review copies of theirscored exams and challenge inaccurate an¬swers or poorly written questions, Weisssays.FairTest also will seek to extend the“Golden Rule” procedure to employment exams required in more than 80 occupa¬tions, and for admission to more than 3,000colleges and professional schools and grad¬uation from high schools in 30 states, Weisssaid.Currently, “Golden Rule,” which re¬quires replacing discriminatory questionswith less biased items of equal difficulty, isrequired only in a few state employmentexams.The “Golden Rule” guideline originatedfrom a lawsuit by the Golden Rule Insur¬ance Co. of Lawrenceville, Ill., whichcharged that the Illinois Insurance AgentLicensing Exam, designed by the Educa¬tional Testing Service of Princeton, NJ, wasracially biased and not job-related.In other concerns, Weiss says, FairTestchallenges the wisdom of letting ETS, thelargest writer of standardized tests in thecountry, run the federal Education Re¬sources Information Center on Tests, Mea¬surement and Evaluation (ERIC/TIMEClearinghouse).“Having ETS run this ERIC Clearinghouse is like having a fox guard the chickencoop,” Weiss asserts.Fair Test will coordinate the efforts ofabout 700 researchers independent of test¬designing firms who frequently have beencritical of fairness of standardized tests.“We wish to extend the public debate onthe legitimacy of many of these tests,”Weiss says. upperclassmen. Although Holoman viewsBroadview as “not an ideal place for fresh¬men to be assigned, nine freshmen were as¬signed on a temporary basis. The yeardidn’t begin ideally, and I am sorry that wehad to put freshmen in Broadview.” Withintwo weeks, however, they were “reassignedto regular College houses” as rooms openedup. Unlike Broadview Hall, regular Collegehouses such as Pierce Hall and WoodwardCourt “structure the community life”around freshmen.Another result of the tight housing situa¬tions, according to Sinaiko, is that guestrooms in the Shoreland were being used tohouse students earlier in the school year.Housing is sure to be, as it was for theBradbum Committee, an influencing factorin the Greenstone Committee’s recommen¬dations. Holoman asserts that “if class sizeholds, things will work out. However, if theGreenstone Committee recommends to in¬crease the College to 3,500, there would be atime problem. Realistically, everyoneknows what is available for housing—thedecision needs to reflect that.” Never mind500 students, Holoman believes that “theCollege house system is filled to capacity sothat a fifty student increase would be aproblem.”As the Greenstone Committee is still con¬ferring, Holoman asserts that currently sheknows of “no specific plan to increase theCollege size.” If the Greenstone Committeedoes recommend an increase in the College, the Housing Office, “would have to examinethe situation.”Holoman believes that if the College doesincrease in size, building a new dorm wouldbe more likely than triple-ing the existingdoubles.However, O’Connell asserts that there is“no need to build a major new dorm in themiddle of the quadrangles.” Apparentlythere is a “plan to expand the New Gradu¬ate Residence Hall.” Half of one of the threefloors contains business offices. The Univer¬sity is hoping to convert those offices intodorm space, possibly bringing in graduatestudents in from other dorms, such asBroadview. As a result, “Broadview maybecome more accessible to freshmen.”O’Connell also noted that some “Shorelandspaces will be coming open in the next fewyears” as the 19-20 permanent residents re¬maining, leave.Apparently, the housing issues of todayare as debatable as they were five yearsago. If any consensus can be made, it is sim¬ply that the College housing system is at orclose to its limits. However, as differentviews prevail on possible remedies, consen¬sus will have to wait until the GreenstoneCommittee publishes its report. Bradburndid however, offer this interesting view:“The University has a very large campusfor the number of students. The density isvery low. This has some negative conse¬quences...’”New study shows that students active in high school do well in college(CPS)—Students who took part in a lot ofextracurricular activities in high schoolmake the best college students, a new studyby the Educational Testing Service (ETS)asserts.The study, prepared for ETS by researchpsychologist Warren Willingham and called“Success in College,” tracked the collegecareers of the Class of 1983 at nine col¬leges.Willingham found that, while high schoolclass rank and Scholastic Aptitude Test(SAT) scores are still by far the best mea¬sures of students’ academic potential, ex¬tracurricular activities are the truest indi¬cators of all-around college success.But it’s students who dedicate themselves to one or two activities — not those who maydally in a smattering of activities — who goon to do the best in college, Willinghamfound.In essence, the study results tell studentsto “work hard, do well academically and, ifyou want an edge, pick one or two extracur¬ricular activities and do them well,” saysDavid Perham. dean of admissions at Col¬gate and head of the committee for the ninecolleges that participated in the study.Although the study focused on extracurri¬cular activities, its findings “don’t takeaway from the importance of the class rankand SAT score” in evaluating students’ po¬tential, Perham maintains.“Class rank and SAT scores will alwaysbe number one in importance to admissions officers,” Perham says, “but this study sug¬gests admissions counselors give a seriouslook to extracurricular activities.While Perham says Colgate has alwaysstressed the importance of such activities,the study’s findings have prompted hime to“pay a lot more attention to the stick-to-it-iveness kid rather than the spread-yourself-thin kid.”In announcing the study’s findings earlierthis month, College Board President Han¬ford said the results “put to rest some long¬standing myths about the admissionsprocess.”For example, work experience, atten¬dance at a private secondary school, and thesubject of an appicant’s essay actually indi¬ cate little about a student’s potential, Wil¬lingham found.In particular, the study minimized the im¬portance of the college interview as a “toolthat says anything about future sucess,”Perham adds. “It’s our experience that theinterview is really an exchange of informa¬tion, and not something that holds the key tothe student’s potential,” Perham says.Other study participants concurred.In additon to Colgate, Bucknell, Ohio Wes¬leyan, Occidental. 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Five seniorsare on the top seven, making the Maroonssometimes the most venerated and some¬times the most ridiculed team in the Mid¬west Athletic Conference. “The reactionsthis team elicits from other runners varywildly,” says Coach Mike Karluk. “Oftenwhen we go to meets we’ll run into well-behaved lads whu, upon noticing how oldmy runners are, treat them with all the re¬spect youth owes to age. They open doorsfor my athletes and say things to them like‘Good luck, venerable ones’ and ‘If only ageis as kind to us as it has been to you, honor¬able sirs!’ ”,But seniors Steve Eick, Paul Ellenbogen,Gary Levenson, Mike Rabieh, and PaulUlrich don’t usually receive such deference.In this throw-away society of ours, wherethe old are discarded like no-return emptiesas soon as their youth is drained, the younghave little respect for their elders. “Oftenwe run into young punks and ruffians whomake no secret of their contempt for my se¬niors,” says Coach Karluk. These brashrunners taunt the elder Maroons withnames like “old-timer” and “has-been” and“greybeard.” The seniors, wise beyondeven their years, don’t return such insults.Instead, they smile benignly, pat their an¬tagonists on the head, and proceed to beatthe pants off the young whipper-snappers inraces. “Now that teaches them respect,”observes Karluk.This Saturday these five wizened veter¬ans will compete in their last varsity crosscountry race, the Regional Championships at Rock Island, Ill. There will be other racesin other places for the five after Saturday,but none will be as meaningful, for neveragain will they be able to grace the crosscountry course as a representative of theirbeloved alma mater.“I know how Gary feels,” commiseratesUlrich, who, along with Rabieh, has been onthe top seven ever since his freshman year.“It’s so hard to put into words what one ofthe most elevating and passionate pursuitsof your life means to you. Cross country hastaught us dignity and discipline, pride andperserverance, reverence and responsibili¬ty. We’ve all learned so much through crosscountry. The course has been ourclassroom.”If Ulrich’s observation is correct, then thefive seniors are all “A” students. Theyaren’t amazing athletes - don’t expect toomany Olympic medals from this bunch - butthey’re living proof that hard work and de¬dication can still pay off enormous divi¬dends in this country. “These veterans walktall,” says Coach Karluk simply.“I’ve learned so much at their knees,”gurgles young Armand Musey, the onlyfreshman on the top seven. “I hope nextyear’s seniors are as willing to teach asthese men are, for I’ve only just begun tolean about the meaning of cross country.”“You know what cross country means?”asks Eick. “It means...”“Everything,” interrupts Rabieh. “Justabout everything.”“How do we want history to judge us?”asks Ellenbogen, at three weeks shy of 22the elder statesmen of the Maroons. “Lethistory say that maybe we weren’t the fas¬test runners in the world, maybe we didn’tset any records, but we gave our all, whichis all anyone has a right to ask of a man.”r Sports BriefsAfter completing their most, successfulseason in 56 years, the U of C football teamhas two legitimate All-American candi¬dates. Receiving nominations were seniortailback, Bruce Montella, the nation’sleading rusher in Division III, and Ted Re¬pass, a junior linebacker who led the Maroons this season in tackles.The MACW announced their 1985 All-Con¬ference Volleyball team. Earning honorsfor the Maroons were senior, Helen Gem-mill, who was named to the first team, andsophomore, Svetlana Dr manic, whoearned honorable mention honors. Women’s tennis takes 2ndBy Carrie VeachContributing WriterAfter the University of Chicago Women’stennis team got off to a disastrous 1-5 start,few people thought that they would be aforce at the conference championships.However, head coach Bill Simms workedsome of his “divine” magic, and this, cou¬pled with the determination and the hardwork of his squad, culminated in a stunningsecond place finish.A key element in the Maroon’s successwas the late addition of freshman SarahKhoo. Khoo, a native of Malaysia, joined thesquad in mid-October and quickly earnedthe number one spot. With Khoo dueling thetop players from Illinois College andLawrence University, all of the other-players dropped down to more comfortablepositions. As a result, four of the six singlesplayers, with stamina and confidence,made it to the finals in their respectiveflights.At the end of singles play, Chicago had lit¬tle hope of catching Lawrence for the con¬ference championship. Lawrence had wonfive of the singles flights and their doublesduos promised to be equally competitive.There were five teams in close competition for second place: Lake Forest, Knox, Grin-nell, Cornell, and Chicago. Chicago facedtremendous pressure going into doublescompetition, because they had lost to bothLake Forest and Cornell earlier in the sea¬son. Furthermore, until two weeks prior tothe championship, none of the three doublescombinations had ever played together. Butwith a little luck and a lot of spirit, the do¬ubles teams managed to capture an amaz¬ing 21 points. These doubles victories se¬cured a second place finish for Chicago.The team could have never achieved suchsurprising success if it wasn’t for the sup¬port of the entire lineup. The junior varsitysquad trained alongside and played nu¬merous practice matches against the sixvarsity players, preparing them well for theconference championships. Since only twoof the players are graduating seniors (Car¬rie Veach and Krista Choi), next year couidprove to be the Maroons’ year. The team isyoung and the talent is unlimited, althoughtheir potential has yet to be reached. CoachSimms promises that all of his players willraise their level of play to higher heights bynext fall. Simms sees next year as a Confer¬ence championship season and also one ofnational recognition./MACW TennisConference Results1-Lawrence2-Chicago3-KnoxFirst singles:(seeding) (school)Round of 16Khoo (UC d. Gross (IC>, 6-0,6-0Quarter finalsTomshak (1) (L) d. Khoo, 6-1,6-2Second singles:Quarter finalsDorthea Israel (2) (UC) d. Kies (Coe), 6-1,6-1Semi finalsIsrael d. Fisher (SNC), 6-2,3-6,6-3FinalsPalmquist (L) d. Israel, 6-2,7-5Third Singles:Quarter finalsDooley (1) (L) d. Smith, 1-6.6-2.6-1V \Fourth Singles:FinalsBecket (1) (L) d. Medzihradsky, 6-4,6-2Fifth Singles:FinalsFrater (1) (L) d. Veach, 6-0,6-1Sixth singles:FinalsKnutson (K) d. Bohman, 0-6,6-3,6-2First doubles:Semi finalsFrick/Johnson (CC) d. Khoo/Israel, 6-2,6-1Second Doubles:Semi finalsTomshak/Dooley (L) d. Veach/Bohman,6-2,6-2Third doubles:FinalsFrater/Harris (L) d. Medzihradsky/Smith,7-6.7-5V99 points63 points50 pointsSPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTHEWLETT-PACKARD PRESENTS: COLLEGE STUDENTSSOLUTIONS FOR EDUCATION!!Solutions for:Word ProcessngLoser PrintingGraphicsUnix Workstations"AT" CompatiblePortable ComputingGraphicsData AcquisitionLocal Area Networking C.S.A. &Is presently holding itselections in the collegemailroom. 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Tues. 8 p.m. 5615 S.Woodlawn.$ ENTREPRENEURS$Start Own Marketing Business For $33.00 Earn$400-$1200 A Month Part-time $2000 $60004- AMonth fuii-TimeCan (312) V4J-J8VI. $$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962 8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PRIVATE SWIMMING LESSONS by WaterSafety Instructor with 12 yrs. experience. Willteach all ages/levels & groups 684-0511.RICHARD WRITES. Get professionalassistance in putting your thoughts on paper.548-3040.PROFESSIONAL TYPING SERVICE Good,reliable service, large or small jobs.Reasonable, competitive rates. 752-6972Typing. Any kind. Reasonable Rates 771-5085.PROFESSIONAL LETTER-WRITER: No subject too trivial or complex. Personal orBusiness. 962-7184.Typing: Exp with student papers. 684-6882.SCENESThe annuyal SAO Holiday Crafts Fair will beNov. 26th 10a.m.-6p.m. in the North Lounge ofthe Reynolds Club. Sellers can register beginn¬ing Nov. 4th in the Student Activities Office for$2 or call 962-9554.DREAMSHave your Dream Analyzed Send Dream and$2 to D.W. 2000 P. O. Box 888 Homewood, IL60430.EARN $100$100 available for normal volunteers (age 20-60) in study of memory-enhancing drugs. If in¬terested, please call R. Rose, M.D.P.h.D. 962-1552 Univ. of Chicago.D) NONE OF THE ABOVEGALA and the Coming Out Group will discussthe coming out process at a joint meeting to beheld 11/129p.m. 5615 S. Woodlawn.MEAL COUPONSWANTED$75 per book or $1 per coupon; 753-2233 #132.COLLEGE BOWLWANT TO GET INVOLVED IN IN¬TRAMURALS? Interested in intenseacademic competition? Join us at anorganizational meeting Tuesday November12th at 7pm Ida Noyes rm 305DISTRIBUTORS WANTEDFull/part time, students accepted. Sellgrowline of herbal health & beauty products (ie diet skincare, etc). Need money in im¬aginative, want to set your own hours. CallAudrey, Glover Enterprises, 304-2356.RESEARCH TECHNICIANPosition available immediately for project in¬volving studies on steroid hormone action. Applicant should have a B.A., B.S. or M.S. withbioscience or chemistry major. Research em¬phasizes protein biochemistry, recombinantDNA techniques and immunological methods.Please contact Dr. Geoffrey L. Greene at 962-6964 in the Ben May Laboratory for CancerResearch.EARNMONEYWHILEYOU HAVE FUN WITHYOUR FRIENDS....We are looking for groups of 4 friends to par¬ticipate in a drug preference study. You andyour friends will spend one eve. Each week forseven weeks in our recreational area. Aftereach eve. you will be required to spend thenight in the hospital. Each person will be paid$245 for their participation, so RECRUITYOUR FRIENDS! Only non-experimentaldrugs involved. You must be 21-35 and be ingood health to participate. Call 962-3560 between 3:30 and 6:00 pm M-F for more information. Ask for Joe.HAPPY BIRTHDAYPAUL LUHMANN Happy Birthday to theworld's greatest ad manager and stud MBA! Aparty is in order!-Ruth and the Maroon adstaff.CNINCSi-AMIKtCAM REST MIRANTSptioliilng In Conform*ond Anrtorlcon dlsbosOpon Doily H A 8 30 P.M.Closed MondayUltLUH Mil 4.1*1The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, November 12. 1985—19A Statement on the Star Wars ProgramWe, the undersigned faculty of the University of Chicago's physics department,believe that the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) program, commonly known asStar Wars, is ill-conceived and dangerous. Anti-ballistic missile defense that is ef¬fective and reliable enough to defend the population of the United States against aSoviet attack is not technically feasible. Efforts to develop a system of more limitedcapability will only induce a build-up of offensive missiles by the Soviet Union,jeopardize existing arms control agreements, stalemate current strategic negotia¬tions, and consequently accelerate the nuclear arms race and undermine interna¬tional security.Participation in SDI by individual University of Chicago researchers would lendthe University's name to a program of dubious scientific validity and givelegitimacy to this program at a time when the involvement of prestigious researchinstitutions is being sought to increase Congressional support. Researchers whooppose the SDI program yet choose to participate should therefore recognize thatthis would contribute to the political acceptance of SDI.The likelihood that SDI funding at Chicago would restrict academic freedomand blur the distinction between classified and unclassified research is greaterthan for other sources of funding. SDI officials openly concede that any successfulunclassified project may become classified. The structure of SDI research pro¬grams also makes it likely that the University of Chicago will be part of a ResearchConsortium with other universities and industries who will be doing classifiedresearch. Moreover, the potentially sensitive nature of the research may invokelegal restrictions required by the Export Administration Act.The SDI program and its political acceptance depend crucially on the participa¬tion of individual scientists at all levels of research. As one step towards haltingthis program, we pledge neither to solicit nor accept SDI funds and encourageothers to join us in this refusal. We hope together to persuade Congress and thepublic not to support this deeply misguided and dangerous program.W. David ArnettS. ChandrasekharAlbert CreweJames CroninUgo FanoDaniel FnedanHenry FrischHellmut FritzscheWalter HenningLeo KadanoffSol Krasner Riccardo Levi-SettiKathryn LevinGene MazenkoFrank MerrittPeter MeyerDietrich MullerSid NagelMark OregliaEugene ParkerJames PilcherChris Quigg Thomas RosenbaumJonathan RosnerSteve ShenkerMelvyn ShochetJohn SimpsonMichael TurnerRobert WaldMark WiedenbeckBruce WinsteinRoland WinstonThe above names represent 71% of Physics Department faculty members activein research. If you want to sign or learn more about the petition, please contactJohn Bechhoefer (962-3413).