INSIDEWhat happenedthis summerpage 3 Herman Sinaiko:turtleneck trendsetterpage 7 GCJ COVERU of C chemists say fire ledFirst year grad student finds evidenceBy Nathan SchoppaContributorA group of University of Chica¬go chemists have found evidenceof a worldwide fire caused by ameteoritic impact some 65 mil¬lion years ago that may havecaused the extinction of dino¬saurs and many other forms oflife.The group includes EdwardAnders who is the Horace B. Hor¬ton Professor in the Departmentof Chemistry, and a member ofthe Enrico Fermi InstituteiEFI). Lewis is the Senior Re¬search Associate in Chemistryand EFI. And Wendy Wolbach isa graduate student in Chemistryas well as past LA in Chem105-6-7. They report their findingsin the October 11 issue ofScience.The evidence of the wildfirecame from 65 million year oldclay samples taken from Den¬mark, Spain and New Zealand.They found a surprisingly largeamount of elemental carbon, sug¬gesting that there was a sudden,massive movement fallout of car¬bon during this period, as mightbe caused from an explosion andfire. Also, the morphology of thecarbon- irregular and fluffy-re-sembled charcoal from forqstfires or marine sediments,derived from wildfires.’ Wildfires seem to be the mostplausible source of the sootlayer,” they stated in their re¬port.The theory that a meteoriticimpact led to mass extinctions isnot new. Earlier scientists (LuisW. Alvarez and co-workers at theLawrence Berkeley Laboratory)blamed the extinctions on a mas¬sive cooling off the earth follow¬ing such an impact. They statedthat the impact kicked up enoughdust to drastically cut down thesunlight reaching the earth’s sur¬face.Interestingly, the three chem¬ists were originally performing the study only to try to determinethe type of meteor that hit theearth. In fact. Anders said thatthe study was intended to be a“quickie project” to help Wol¬bach. a first year graduate stu¬dent. get started on her researchin the Chemistry Department.But their surprising findingsled them to theorize somethingvery original. Anders said that al¬though some earlier scientistshad in passing mentioned the pos¬sibility of a wildfire, they are thefirst to find evidence for world¬wide fires.They theorize that major fireswould threaten survival in sever¬al ways. First, the fire itself couldsimply have created a tremen¬dous amount of heat, devastatingmany forms of life.Species in the water near thetropics would be most susceptibleto the heat. The carbon dioxidefrom the five would produce agreenhouse effect, warming thesurface waters of the oceans andkilling the species that are sensi¬tive to heat.Secondly, toxic substanceswere formed during combustion,most likely high levels of carbonmonoxide, nitrogen oxides, andtoxic organic compounds.Third, after the wildfire burnedthe countryside, a huge cloud ofsoot probably encircled the Earthfor months, this would be similarto the dust cloud hypothesized byearlier scientists. Such a cloudwould block all sunlight. Thiswould stop photosynthesis inplants as well as lower theEarth's surface temperature.But the soot cloud would createmuch more havoc than the sim¬ply dust cloud. Soot, being blackand with a much greater surfacearea than dust, would absorbmuch more light and thus causegreater darkening and cooling.Furthermore, and perhaps moreimportantly, this soot cloudwould remain in the atmospheremuch longer, due to the fact that rain washes dust away much fas¬ter than soot.Anders compared the combina¬tion of destructive elements tothe seven Biblical plagues. Justas none of the plagues was singlymost important, he did not specu¬late that any one of these mecha¬nisms was singly most impor¬tant. He said that anycombination of these mecha¬nisms could have led to the mas¬sive extinctions. Without a fire,life would be blasted, frozen,starved, or steamed to death.With a fire, it would also beburned or choked to death.But Anders said that this wild¬fire scenario would only describeone of eight or nine of the massivewaves of extinction's that have oc¬curred in the last 500 millionyears. He said that one of theirgoals is to try to determine ifwildfires could have been in¬volved in some of those otherwaves.The findings also have inplica-tions for studies of “nuclearwinter,” the hypothesis that evena small nuclear war could causefires whose soot would block outthe sun for months and causetemperatures to drop by 50 to 70degrees Fahrenheit.“This soot is an ancient analo¬gue of the smoke cloud predictedfor nuclear war.” the three scien¬tists wrote. “Our data suggestthat some of the assumptionsused in nuclear winter scenarioswere too optimistic. Soot prod¬uction by large wildfires appearsto be ten times more efficientthan assumed. Thus cooling ofthe Earth would be more perva¬sive and long-lasting thanthought.”Anders said that a citizen, hehas a great personal interest inthe "nuclear winter” theories. Hefelt that this new evidencecounters recent claims (y scien¬tists close to the Defense Depart¬ment) that a “nuclear winter”continued on page threeNew CollegeBy Richard A. SengerStaff WriterIn an effort to alleviate theproblem of student stress, theUniversity of Chicago recentlyopened a College Student Re¬source Center. Located on thefourth floor of Classics (45A, B,and C), the SRC is designed toserve as a midway point betweenHerman Sinaiko 'Student Resource Center'one’s advisor or resident headand the Student Mental HealthClinic.“There has been a problem inrecent years” says Herman Sin¬aiko, dean of students in the Col¬lege, “on where a student shouldgo with certain qualms and con¬cerns. The College Student Re¬source Center is a permanent in¬stitutional arrangement toprovide support and advice to18-22 year olds in the College onsome of the basic problems manyof them face, such as peer and jobpressures, alcohol and drugabuse, and even just learning tostudy more effectively.”A joint operation of the Dean ofthe College and the Dean of Stu¬dents, SRC will be funded by theDean of Students’ budget, theQuality of Life Committee, and alarge grant from the Women’sBoard. It is intended as a perma¬nent office.College Advisor Jean Treesesees the new SRC as an alterna¬tive to Student Mental Health.“Sometimes there has been astigma unfairly attached to Stu¬dent Mental Health in the past,and one of the main concerns ofthe College Student Resource Center is to help solve many stu¬dent problems informally beforeStudent Mental Health is neces¬sary.”Dean Sinaiko agrees. “WhileStudent Mental Health hasalways been highly confidentialand maintained a low profile, theCollege Student Resource Centerwill be much more open and casu¬al. Students will be able to meetindividually with a professionalconsultant or discuss their prob¬lems collectively w ithin a groupWhile this is not Student MentalHealth, a student will almostalways be able to get in touchwith a trained professional (fourare employed) to get advice. Thisuniversity is a stressful settingfor undergraduates and althoughour retention rate is not bad (70%of students have graduated in thepast five years), the SRC shouldsolve some of the problems of stu¬dents which might contribute totheir dropping out. 1 would saythis is one of. if not the, singlemost important thing I’ve been apart of in my three years as Deanof Students.”The College Student ResourceCenter phone number is 962-3077and is open Monday through Fri¬day 9 a m. to 5 p m. to mass extinctionThis is an example of the soot from what is proposed to havebeen a world-wide wild fire. This cluster, which is about one mi¬cron in length, is composed of spheroid carbon particles.Record turnout forMaroon footballBy Dennis A. ChanskyStaff WriterLast Saturday the ChicagoMaroons played their first homegame of the academic year, butfrom the sights and soungs ofStagg Field, one might infer thatit was the first home game in adecade. And. maybe it was.The unofficial attendance fig¬ure for the game was reported at2000, the largest crowd assem¬bled on campus for football in the“second era” which began in1969. The crowd was led by a Chi¬cago cheering squad which in¬cluded male cheerleaders for thefirst time in recent history. Andthe music of a lone trumpethelped make the stands sway.The trumpet tunes were believedto be the first live music of StaggField since the “world s largest kazoo,” which welcomed footballback to Chicago in 1969. was dis¬mantled a few years ago.If the Maroons were expectinganother silent but dedicatedcrowd of 250. as they have cometo expect over the years, theywere probably pleasantlyshocked to see 2000 bodies cometo cheer for them.But since large supportivecrowds are a new phenomenonfor the Maroons, there was somequestion whether the crowdwould be more of a distractionthan a comfort for the playersand coaches. Chicago’s head foot¬ball coach Mick Ewing felt thatwith so many people connectedwith the University watching, hehimself had to force his jokes andhis laughter in the pre-gamedrills.continued on page 25The Nation's leading rusher, Bruce Montella, attempts to breakone as Jim Kapotas looks on.Rockefeller Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday, October 69:00 a.m. Ecumenical Service ofHoly Communion,with Sermon11:00 a.m. CHAPELFESTIVAL.Bernard 0. Brown,Dean of the Chapel,preacher12:15 p.m. Carillon recital andtower tour.12:30 p.m. Luncheon and music onthe chapel lawn.STUDENT GOVERNMENTAUTUMN ELECTIONSTuesday & Wednesday, October 15 & 16VACANCIESUndergraduate # seats Graduate # seatsShorelandBlackstoneBreckinridge1215 E. Hyde Parkindependent HousingFreshmen 2 GSB 4 BIO - 21 SOC SCI - 4 DIV - 21 HUM-1 LIBRARY-11 LAW-1 ' SSA-12 MED -1 PUB POL -14 PHY SCI - 2UNIVERSITY WIDE:PRESIDENT -1Petitions Available in Ida Noyes 210 or 306Due: 5:00 p.m., Thursday October 10Questions? Call SG office 962*9732nr tsc♦Q flOSIOMOSIOCIUSICTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Friday, October 4th - Theo Olof, violin andCaroIHonigberg, piano8:00 p.m., Mandel HallBENEFIT CONCERT FOR THE UNIVERSITY SYMPHONYORCHESTRA’S 1986 EUROPEAN TOURMr. Olof. former concerfmaster of the Concertgebouw Orchchestra.will perform works by Beethoven. Franck, deLeeuw, Saint-Saens. Sarasate and Ravel.Tickets: $8.00, general $5.00. students and seniors.(Patron tickets are also available.)Tickets available at the Reynolds Club Box Office, 962-7300.Thursday, October 10 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallPatricia Morehead, oboe and English horn.Compositions by women composersAdmission is free .UPCOMING EVENTSChamber Music Series 1985-865 ConcertsEarly Music Series 1985-863 ConcertsAll information at the Music Department Concert Office. GoodspeedHall 310Thursday, October 31st* UniversitySymphony OrchestraHalloween Concerts in the Year of Halley sComet8:00 p.m., Out-of-this-world Children’s Concert9:30 p.m., Gustav Holst, The PlanetsBarbara Schubert, conductorMandel HallDonation. $1.00 =fl<0DC♦O£G85ocmpnosipfi osionusiciORGANIZATION OFBLACK STUDENTSHOSTS ABUFFET SUPPERwelcoming incoming minority studentsat 6:30 TONIGHT,Friday, Oct. 4tin the West Lounge of Ido Noyes Hallwith guest speakerJames Brace, Assoc. Prof., Dept, of Germanic Law2—Thp Chicngo Maroon—Friday October 4. 1985 iipMffnuoisnuoisnuoisouoisniJWhile you were gone: summer news in reviewHyde Park was a busy place this summer,both on and off campus. Here’s a samplingof what went on:• A security car was allegedly stolen bya man named Trevor Heard who then ledcampus and city police on a high speedchase down 57th Street. Uncertainty laterarose when several witnesses at the cornerof 57th and Blackstone claimed they heard,but did not see a shot fired by a U of C secu¬rity officer into the car that Heard was driv¬ing. The campus police later maintainedthat gunshot sound was really the sound of adamaged security car in pursuit of Heard.Two security cars were heavily damagedand two security officers were injured in theincident.• A faculty committee appointed by So¬cial Science Dean Edward Laumann consi¬dered the future of the Geography depart¬ment, induing questions of whether thedepartment should be scaled down to aCollegeBy Geoff SherryCollege News Editor• The University of Chicago, now knownfor its overflowing social amenities, is oftenprotraved as the quintessential bulwark ofsocial apathy and individual loneliness.However, if you are lonely and depressed,do not despair, you are not alone. Accordingto a researcher at the University of Nebras-ka-Lincoln. college students are lonelierthan any other social group aside from sin¬gle parents., alcoholics and high school stu¬dents. So it’s not just the U of C, it is youtoo.• Most collegians are sexually active. Atleast that is what an Ohio State Universitysurvey discovered. The OSU survey foundthat 80 percent of males and 50 percent offemales on campus had had sexual inter¬course. A third of those who claimed sexualexperience said they were monogamous,while 11 percent had had more than five sex¬ual partners.• Stanford University student union offi¬cials recently rejected protestor’s requeststo attach anti-pornography flyers to Play¬boy's Obtober issue for sale on campus. TwoStanford women posed nude for the featured“PAC 10” pictorial. Rumor has it that asimilar pictorial featuring the MACW is just “committee” or “center,” or abolished al¬together. The committee’s report is expect¬ed shortly.• The Agora Restaurant at 57th and Ken¬wood is having difficulties getting the Uni¬versity, which owns the Agora’s building, torenew the restaurant’s lease, which expiredat the end of September. Owner Dino Alexo-polous, says he wants to spend $150,000 to$225,000 to remodel the restaurant but needsa long-term lease of 10-15 years to recoverhis investment.The University has not yet given Alexopo-lous a final response, saying that it is talk¬ing to a number of possible tenants andneeds more time to make a decision.• College administrators and facultyheld a conference in early July at which pro¬posed changes in the College curriculumwere discussed. Agreement was reached inseveral aspects of the proposal, which is anNewsaround the corner.• Amherst and Colby Colleges recentlywithdrew recognition of all Greek organiza¬tions as part of a nation-wide crackdown oncollegiate Greek systems, particularly fra¬ternities. These dismissals mark the firsttime since the 1960’s that any institution hastaken such actions. In addition. Dartmouth.Hamilton, Colgate, Brown and Stanfordhave also been put under pressure to abolishall fraternaties or mandate certain re¬forms. Critics cite hazing, alcoholism andabuse of women as the primary problems.• Richard Moll, a University of Californiaadmissions director and former admissionsworker at Harvard and Yale, has written abook titled The Public Ivys in which heclaims that many state schools are good asor better than the much higher priced IvyLeague institutions. (Of course, nothing issaid of the U of C). These schools include theuniversities of Michigan. Vermont. Virgin¬ia. the College of William and Mary, theUniversity of Texas system, Miami of Ohio,North Carolina-Chapel Hill, and the Univer¬sity of California system. The rankingswere based on costs student populations, ac¬ademics, financial resources and school his¬tories. outgrowth of Dean Levine’s Project 1984and basically calls for expanding the Com¬mon Core to include College-wide require¬ments in math (2 quarters), foreign lan¬guage (3 quarters), non-verbal humanities(1 quarter) and civilization studies. Theamount of civilization studies that should berequired remains the biggest unsettled con¬troversy in the proposal, which will bebrought before the College Council at its Oc¬tober 15 meeting.• The Computation Center moved itscentral operations to the former AmericanBar Center in September and is reducinghours at the Central Users site in Wie-boldt.• Disagreement continued over thecoiner of 53rd and Dorchester Wil-FredsDevelopment Inc. wants to build a shoppingcenter including an 11,000 square foot PerryDrugs which might operate a 24-hour liquorPendleton to speakClarence Pendleton, chairman of the USCivil Rights Commission, will speak on“Quotas” Monday October 7 at 4:00 PM inthe Law School Auditorium.Pendleton, a conservative appointee ofPresident Reagan, is noted for his outspo¬ken opposition to the proposed wage policyof “comparable worth.”* The lecture is being sponsored by the Fed¬eralist Society and the John M. (3lin Foun¬dation.Saturday Specialtickets availableTickets are still available for the Satur¬day Night Special for incoming students.Any freshmen or transfers can pick up tick¬ets on the second floor of Harper until 5 pmtoday. Also, any Orientation Aides. Resi¬dent Heads, faculty or upperclassmen maypick up any tickets not claimed by freshmenor transfers on Friday afternoon. department. The Hyde Park-Kenwood Con¬servation Community Council (CCC) reject¬ed the developer’s plans, but there is stilldisagreement over whether the CCC actual¬ly has jurisdiction over the site.• The University decided to fund tne1985-86 HARC by allocating $7500 from theStudent Housing Office budget. This actiontriples HARC’s previous funding level andremoves any uncertainty about the Coun¬cil’s future without imposing a new fee onstudents in the University housing system.HARC was established two years ago tocounter a perceived “isolating” effect of theUniversity House system by funding socialactivities between different dorms.According to Ed Turkington, associatedean of students in the University, “the as¬sumption is that the University will contin¬ue to fund HARC. assuming that they con¬tinue to perform as they have in the past.CorrectionA photo caption in our September 27 issuegave incorrect information about the Com¬putation Center's move into the old Ameri¬can Bar Center. Although USITE's hoursare being reduced. USITE will remain at itscurrent location adjacent to Harper Li¬brary.The Maroon regrets the error.Massextinctioncontinued from page onewould not be catastrophic.On a considerably different note, thestudy also made some significant findingsconcerning the origin of organic matter onthe Earth. A popular hypothesis holds thatthe original organic matter came from me¬teorites or comets. However, in their studyof the clay samples they found only traces ofthe noble gases, suggesting that very littleof the meteoric organic matter could havesurvivied the impact.On Saturday, October 5thFrom 11 AM. to 1 PM.The General BookDepartmenthostsJ. Anthony LukasSigning his new bookCOMMON GROUND:A TURBULENTDECADE IN THELIVES OF THREEAMERICAN FAMILIESThe General Book Department hasnew late hours: From 9 to 5 six daysa week, Monday through SaturdayWe accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.BThe University of Chicagoookstore970 East 58th Street»Chicago, Illinois 60637«(312) 962-7712 - ^ d5imcfatJoraf%vr%"Services najca/oiSinging * Dancing■Refreshments Ar’T*?Monday, October 7Yavneh (Orthodox) - 6:30 p.m.Upstairs Minyan (Conservative) - 7:30 p.m.Tuesday, October 8Yavneh 9:15 a.m.-6:00 p.m.Upstairs Minyan - 9:30 a.m.5715 Woodlawn Avenue - 752-1127The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 4. 1985—3The MaroonStudent Newspaper of the University of ChicagoToward betterstudent supportWe applaud the College’s establishment of a Student ResourceCenter (SRC). This move represents an important step forward in thearea of student support services on campus.The SRC fills what has long been perceived as a gap in Universitysupport services by providing assistance to students whose difficul¬ties exceed the expertise of friends or advisers, but who do not neces¬sarily need — or want — to turn to the services of the University’sStudent Mental Health Clinic.Our only regret with the SRC is that its services are limited to stu¬dents in the College. Graduate students — particularly those in thedivisions — face greater academic loads in what can be a more isolat¬ing environment with less organized support than College studentshad even before the SRC. While grad students are older and presum¬ably better able to handle these pressures, many will testify that therigors of Chicago can test even their limits.We therefore think that the Dean of Students in the University andhis counterparts in the various graduate areas should consider start¬ing an SRC tailored to graduate needs, or somehow “buy into” theCollege’s effort.The Student Mental Health Clinic, for its part, is taking some usefulsteps in terms of graduate student support, including the organizationof a Dissertation Writer's support group.Another step which, while symbolic, would actually improve theClinic’s usefulness to undergrads and grads alike would be to changethe Clinic’s name. The thought of seeking help in something called a“Student Mental Health Clinic” is a very real deterrent to some stu¬dents who might otherwise utilize it. It’s high time that the Universitygave the Clinic a name which reflects the important service it canprovide, and encourages students to use it, rather than making itsound like the gateway into the Hospital’s psych ward.Maroon Editorial PolicyAll letters and viewpoints must be submitted to the Maroonoffice, room 303 in Ida Noyes.Letters and viewpoints must be typed and double spaced.The Maroon reserves the right to decide what material to pub¬lish.All letters and viewpoints are subject to standard editing forgrammar, length, clarity, and libelous content. Letters andviewpoints should be no longer than 300 words. All letters mustbe signed by the author and contain the author’s address andphone number for verification. The name of the author may bewithheld upon request.Signed editorials and commentaries represent the opinionsof the author. Unsigned editorials represent the concensus ofthe editorial board.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of ChicagoIt is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois 60637 PhoneRosemary BlinnEditor in-ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorKaren AndersonDevelopment EditorPaul SongSports Editor Michael KellyPhotography EditorSteve LauTuesday Features EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGeoff SherryCollege News Editor Gideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorAlan SierkowskiChicago Literary Review EditorRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJoe BarnoskyBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editor: Kathy Evans.Staff: Dennis Chansky, Ben Forest, Kelly Hayford, Karin Nelson, Phil Pollard, MattSchaefer, Rick Senger, Frank Singer.Contributors: Arzou Ahsan, Jon Herskovitz, Nathan Schoppa, Kristin Scott, MotherVeach. LETTERSLoss of Geography Dept, wouldbe shameTo the Editor:I write concerning the article by PaulGreenberg about the Department of Geog¬raphy in the August 9th issue of the Maroon.The good news is that the Department hasat last made the front page of the Maroonafter many years of neglect. After all, it wasthe first Department of Geography in anymajor university in the LTnited States andhas been regarded as first-class ever since.The bad news is not so much that the De¬partment is being reviewed, since this is anappropriate action with regard to any partof the University, but that the tenor of thearticle is quite negative — there are someerrors of fact and interpretation. Let me ad¬dress them.With regard to fact, the Department hasnot "lost a number of senior faculty in thelast decade," nor does it now consist of fivefaculty members. On the contrary, it's"normal" complement of ten was reducedduring the past year and a half to eight thruthe retirement of one senior facultymember and the departure of another for aCentennial Professorship at the Universityof Texas. Since then, one junior facultymember did not receive tenure, a commonevent in the University in recent years,thereby reducing the faculty number toseven. It may be worth noting that a fewyears ago when the Department was rankedfirst in the country (since then it has rankedmore ambiguously within the top three),there were only seven regular facultymembers in it. In any case, numbers shouldmatter little, quality more. It is true, how¬ever. that three faculty members will reachretirement age six years hence.With regard to quantitative methods, theDepartment was one of the pioneers in theiruse. and there are a whole series of studiesin the Department’s distinguished Research Papers, available in the Regenstein Li¬brary, which illustrate their application.Moreover, the Department offers a pair ofcourses in sophisticated statistical methodsin geographical research, and several of uscontinue to employ them in our researchand teaching.That the Department may concentrate oncertain kinds of research and training andnot on others reflects not only budgetaryconstraints but also the considered judg¬ment of its faculty as to what the disciplineis about and how it ought to be pursued. Al¬though it appreciates the value of, for exam¬ple, satellite photography and its uses, itdoes not regard these as essential to thework of a first-rate department, but moreappropriate to engineer-oriented institu¬tions.More important, one should recognizethat the burgeoning national interest in en¬vironmental studies and what is often called"ecology” is reflected particularly in thework of geographers, including some cur¬rently on the faculty. "Ecology" is not afield of study as this University; Geographyis. It would be a pity not to support and en¬hance it as part of both a general and a spe¬cialized education.We are confident that as Mr. Bidwell’scommittee reviews the field of Geographyand the work of this Department, it will con¬clude that both are of exceptional impor¬tance and therefore that the University ofChicago should continue to underscore itseminence among the more distinguished un¬iversities in this country by strongly sup¬porting geographical research and training,and by recommending new appointments ofextraordinary scholars, both younger andolder, in the several sub-fields of the Hisci-pline.Norton Ginsbui gProfessorAcademic embargo of South AfricaTo the Editor :There has been no progress toward the de¬struction of apartheid since students lefttheir respective universities for the sum¬mer. I do not believe opponents of apartheidshould become too confident about the shal¬low and hypocritical efforts being made bythe Reagan administration and the Pre-torian government. Opponents of apartheidmust not be diverted by gradualism and re¬form. The establishment of one man, onevote in all of South African is a non-negoti-able objective, and it must be achieved now,and not "trickled down with deliberatespeed."The Pretorian government will refuse anddelay voting rights as long as companiesfrom the United States and other countriesare there. To seek changes while these com-Blues on WBEZTo the Editor:There was a major oversight in FrankLuby’s otherwise good article on Chicago’sblues in your "orientation issue.” The bestrecorded blues in Chicago are found frommidnight Saturdays to five am Sundays onWBEZ (91.5 FM) the local National PublicRadio Affiliate. Hosted by collector SteveCushing, the show, called "Blues BeforeSunrise." features rare, classic and originalrecordings that are unavailable elsewhere.The show is rnanna to blues lovers. Themerely curious will find it an enjoyable endto any Saturday night, well worth the lostsleep.Ben Swettgraduate student panieskremain in South Africa is not strate¬gical. The only leverage is the withdrawalof those companies until lull voting rightsare established country-wide.I believe a real opportunity falls on theshoulders of scientists in the major re¬search universities throughout the country.If a company refuses to withdraw fromSouth Africa, scientists engaged in researchand development (R&D) for them shoulddiscontinue further research in their be¬half.Just as this country selectively employseconomic sanctions against certain coun¬tries, intellectual sanctions should be em¬ployed against companies that continue tooperate in South Africa. R&D is the lifelinefor any major industrial company thatwishes to be competitive and remain in theforefront; without R&D such companiesfalter. .Indeed, faculty disassociation has at leasttwo attractive components. The first is thatit does not require institutional endorse¬ment by university presidents or boards; itis an individual faculty member’s decisionthat he or she has a right to make. The sec¬ond is that disassociation avoids the ques¬tion of divestiture and the issue of financiallosses, etc., even though I do not believelosses are inevitable.One can imagine the impact disassocia¬tion would have if scientists at the Universi¬ty of Chicago were joined by their col¬leagues at Berkeley, CalTech, Columbia,Harvard, MIT, Princeton, Stanford, Yaleand other major research institutionsSincerely,Henry P. Organ4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 4, 1985Mernational house film societyAUTUMN, 1985Since 1932, the International House Film Society has been atthe forefront of the unique tradition of enhancing internationalawareness through cinema from around the world. Incontinuing with this tradition, we invite you to participate in ourfilm series. All showings are at the International House, 1414E. 59th St., in the Assembly Hall. General Admission is $2.00on weekdays and $2.50 on weekends.OCT. 3 . STRIKE (USSR, 1924) 8:00OCT. 6 . . . . EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTEDTO KNOW ABOUT SEX (USA, 1972) . 7:30 & 9:30OCT. 10 . . . THE BLUE ANGEL (GERMANY, 1930) . . . • 8:00OCT. 12 . . . A NOS AMOURS (FRANCE, 1984) • 7:30 & 9:30OCT. 17 . . . THE BICYCLE THIEF (ITALY, 1948) ... 8:00OCT. 19 . . BOAT PEOPLE (HONG KONG, 1982) . 7:00 & 10:00OCT. 24 . . . . THE CRANES ARE FLYING (USSR, 1957) . • 8:00OCT. 27 . . . MODERN TIMES (USA, 1936) 8:00OCT. 31 . . . . THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI(GERMANY, 1919) . 8:00NOV. 1 . . . . CARMEN (SPAIN, 1983) . . . 7:30 & 9:30NOV. 7 ... . FLOATING CLOUDS (JAPAN, 1955) 8:00NOV. 9 . . . . ALL NUDITY SHALL BE PUNISHED(Brazil, 1973) 7:30 & 9:00NOV. 14 . . . TRIUMPH OF THE WILL/NIGHT AND FOG(GERMANY/FRANCE, 1934/1955) 8:00NOV. 16 . . . LOLA (GERMANY, 1982) 7:30 & 9:30NOV 21 . . . . THE MUSIC ROOM (INDIA, 1959) 8:00NOV. 24 . . . JOUR DE FETE (FRANCE, 1948) 8:00DEC. 5 . . . . . SHOP ON MAIN STREET(CZECHOSLOVAKIA, 1965) 8:00DEC. 6 . . . . . HORSEFEATHERS (USA, 1932) 7:30 & 9:00SERIES PASSES: Will be available during the first 3 weeksof the quarter. For further information, call 753-2274. THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsa lecture series onAMERICA’S ROLE I\ THE WORLDStephen Peter RosenResearch Fellow, Center for InternationalAffairs, Harvard Universityonwhy America shouldn’tHAVE FOREIGN AFFAIRSTUesday, October 8,19854:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1126 East 50th StreetThe second speaker in the series will beSenator George McGovernon TUesdav, October 22,1985AUTUMN QUARTERTheNORTH SIDEMAROONEXPRESSRIDES AGAINThe MAROON EXPRESS, our weekend coach service to the Loop and North Side, continues to provide affor¬dable, dependable, and comfortable transportation for the University of Chicago students, resuming SaturdayOctober 5. The service will run for 9 Saturdays, ending on Saturday, November 30.The Express will run to and from Ida Noyes Hall and the Shoreland nights, making 3 departures and 3 returntrips: the last two return buses will make additional stops in Hyde Park. Buses will go to the Art Institute andWater Tower Place along Michigan Avenue, and the popular Lincoln Avenue and Clark-Diverseyneighborhoods on the North Side.Tickets for the Maroon Express can be purchased with a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyes information desk,Reynolds Club box office, and the following dormitories: Burton-Judson, Pierce, Woodward Court, and theShoreland. Individual one-way tickets cost $1.50 and can be purchased in lots of 10 or more for $1.25 each.Schedule for Maroon ExpressNorthbound SouthboundIda Noyes 6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pm Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 amShoreland 6:40 pm 8:40 pm 10:40 pm Grant Hospital Midnight 2:00 amArt Institute 6:55 pm 8:55 pm (Webster & Lincoln)Water Tower Place 7:10 pm 9:10 pm Water Tower Place 12:15 am 2:15 am♦Inner Lake Shore Drive (I. Magnin)& Division Art Institute 10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 am♦Clark & LaSalle Shoreland(1700 N) Ida Noyes 8:30 pm 10:30 pmGrant Hospital 7:30 pm 9:30 pm * Drop-offs throughout Hyde Park, including Shorleand and Ida Noyes.(Webster & Lincoln)Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am♦Courtesy drop-off stop: by request only. Note: No pick-up at this location.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. 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Longoverlooked by the university community,one man comes to mind immediately: Her¬man Sinaiko. His area of expertise: fash¬ion.Always the eclectic innovator, Hermanhas masterminded one of the most startlingfashion movements of the century—the re¬turn of the turtleneck. Under the “HermanSinaiko Turtleneck II” label, this jolly deanof students in the College has revolutionizedthe industry, questioning its very founda¬tions. In a recent interview with Fashion OnThe Quads, Herman discussed the signifi¬cance and the impact that this bold choicehas had on his life.FOTQ: So it was the fifties when the vi¬sion came to you?HLS: Yes, all of a sudden I encountered astyle which gave me the freedom to sloughthe coat and tie mentality and maintain amodicum of social acceptability. I wasalways the kind of man who would go intoclass all nice and neat, loosen the tie half¬way through and have the top button undoneby the end of the hour, thereby lookingworse than I would have if I had not madethe effort in the first place. In that respectthe TN was a revelation.FOTQ: That explains why you chose toadopt the turtleneck but what events in yourlife led you to add your personal signatureto the TN? What distinguishes you from anyother TN wearer one might encounter on thestreet?HLS: Actually about 1960 they began todisappear so in the mid ’60's nobody waswearing them. I became willy-nilly distinc¬tive. I guess gradually as I hung on to whatwas the right tradition and the fads movedon I just felt sort of lonely and out on a limbwith this sort of thing. That was kind of atesting period for my character.FOTQ: I see.HLS: At some point I made some kind ofexistential decision to stay with it. Ithought. “What if 1 got some shirts that re¬ally fit me and some ties that were reallyoffensive and loud?” I thought maybe Iwould not have minded shirts and ties somuch. Then 1 said, “No! I am going to staywith turtlenecks.”FOTQ: Do you think every fashion inno¬vator goes through that moment of crisis?HLS: 1 like to think it may have been themoment at which I really finally matured. Ivalue it for myself. My hope would be thateveryone would have the opportunity to gothrough something like that but you neverknow. Everybody finds his own path to ma¬turity.FOTQ: Sure.HLS: For me the turtleneck has been terr¬ibly important. My wife doesn't recognizeme if I don’t wear one.FOTQ: When you come home she looks forthe turtleneck?HLS: She looks for the turtleneck. There aretimes, every few years of so when a strangemood strikes me and I wear a shirt and tie.My children scream.FOTQ: Upon waking to such a visage.HLS: My wife gets very nervous. It’s notuntil I take off the tie or loosen it that thehouse settles down. If it was an existentialdecision twenty years ago. I am now trapped in it. Now 1 don’t have any choice inthe matter. People on campus also don’t re¬cognize me. Once I went into class to teachit and I had worn a tie that day for some rea¬son. My students didn’t recognize me andasked when Professor Sinaiko was going tocome in.FOTQ: You didn’t just sit down at a deskand wait?HLS: Actually I sat down and startedteaching and three kids got up and walkedout. They said they didn’t want any ringers.They registered for a class with Sinaiko andthey wanted Sinaiko. I also get lots of com¬ments from my colleagues.FOTQ: As expected.HLS: Lots of hostility, shall we sayalways disguised—light comments with lit¬tle barbs. pies do pose, however, a real danger. Youmight not be able to tell them from genuinecollege intellectuals.FOTQ: You are no doubt familar withwhat is most commonly referred to as theAPAE process (see Orientation issue, p.23). Would you comment on how the turtle¬neck might best be used with APAE increating a PFS?HLS: Well, one of the wonderful thingsabout turtlenecks is that you can wear themeverywhere for any occasion—to the beach,to repair the roof, to a presidential recep¬tion. Terrific dress for recruiting students!It just draws them like flies. Its extraordin¬ary what it does to high school students. Iam thinking of drafting a memo to the ad¬missions office that all our recruiters oughtto wear turtlenecks when going out to“One of the wonderful things about turtlenecks is that youcan wear them everywhere for any occasion — to the beach,to repair the roof, to a presidential reception.”FOTQ:...and an occasional promotionaldecision?HLS: Yes and things of that nature. I thinkthat may have had something to do with it. Igot some encouragement from the physi¬cists on the turtleneck. Humanists don’t likethem. Humanists feel you should wearshirts and ties. They feel strongly aboutthat. Either that or t-shirts and blue jeans.There is no in between with humanists.FOTQ: Physicists are well known fortheir socks and sandals look. Do you thinkyou can couple that look with a turtlenecksuccessfully?HLS: Actually the one look I had most dif¬ficulty with was the three piece suit and aturtleneck.FOTQ: .4 u frambois!FOTQ: Given your new status as a fash¬ion innovator, do you find you have to makeadjustments in the way you relate to yourpeers and students?HLS: yes, I have to watch myself moreclosely. I feel there is a certain constraintthat the turtleneck imposes and what can Ido but try to accept it and deal with it.FOTQ: When a dean wears a turtleneckdo you think he is saying something dif¬ferent than when he wears a coat and tie?HLS: Oh definitely. I took it as a majorsign of my administrative commitment tothe College to wear turtlenecks. 1 thoughtthe turtleneck expressed my commitmentto the whole college student. I have triedvery hard to maintain that commitmentthough I must confess at this time of theyear it is very hot. It really takes some per¬sonal sacrifice to sustain this policy.FOTQ:Recently a young female under¬graduate was heard to say. “I find nothingsexier than a mature man in a turtleneck.”Could you comment?HLS: First of all. I think it is a mark of thegood taste of our students to understandsuch things and I want to commend her. Ithink the turtleneck can express “new liber¬al intellectual” look. This needs to be dif¬ferentiated from a sort of yuppie turtleneck(which I gather there are some in NewYork) and is clearly distinct from anythingwe do here. It is this intellectual look thatwill be a statement of raw sensuality of thesecond half of the present decade. The vup- schools.FOTQ: Might you suggest to Jean Treesethat the official dress of orientation aides bethe turtleneck?HLS: Yes, but I wouldn’t want it to bemaroon turtlenecks. That would be too obvi¬ous.FOTQ: Overstatement is one of the greatpitfalls of fashion.HLS: The University has always had atradition of understatement.FOTQ: Herman, what does it feel like toPHOTO BY PHILLIP GREW/MAROONHerman Sinaiko sporting the TN look. be the Gloria Vanderbilt of Chicago’s SouthSide? We really thought there was a parallelin status and development.HLS : I want to say I think it is a kind ofunderground status at present. I think mostof the students on campus who wear turtle¬necks are shy and nervous and still hidethem under other shirts. I haven’t seenthem. They haven’t come out of the closet. Ihave a feeling there is a huge population ofturtleneck wearers but they haven’t ap¬peared.FOTQ: A support group perhaps?HLS: I am thinking again we might sendsome sort of memo to the Resource Centerthat we might offer some support groups forthose who would like help in coming out andwearing turtlenecks to class.FOTQ: When do you think Hanna Graywill take the plunge?HLS: I feel that she is spiritually with mealready but that she, too, is a little shy. Myguess is that Charles is wearing turtleneckson vacations.FOTQ: We got that feeling too.FOTQ: Do people come to you asking howor when to wear a turtleneck?HLS: I have a feeling that there are anumber of people u-ho would like to butwhich are really too shy. Nobody has really.I have seen people staring at me across theroom but have still been to shy to accost me.All I can recommend is to wear “HermanSinaiko Turtleneck II” collection turtle¬necks.FOTQ: Herman, were you to be given theopportunity to see one great man of history-in a turtleneck, who would it be?HLS: Obviously it would have to be So¬crates. With Socrates it would have been aninteresting thought.FOTQ: How might it have influenced histeachings?HLS: My guess is that it would have loo-‘sened him up a great deal.FOTQ: Do you find wearing a turtleneckkindles the spirit of intellectual conquest inyou?HLS: Yes, and at the same time it has akind of egalitarianism in it. It lets you talkto anyone. Its very hard to sort of classify aturtleneck wearer. Turtleneck wearerstranscend class lines and I think that is veryimportant for intellectuals. We have to havestyle beyond class, not easy to achieve, butfor which the turtleneck is ideally suited.FOTQ: Mr. Sinaiko, you are a noted schol¬ar in your field, you have raised a fine fami¬ly, and now taken the fashion world bystorm. Pray tell, what's next for HermanSinaiko?HLS: Someday I will write my book of thehistory of the movement.FOTQ: Would it include your personalfashion development and the existential mo¬ment you referred to earlier?HLS: I would really like to explore that. Ithink the younger generation would reallylike to read about that. I don't think they re¬ally know enough about those existentialcrises which lead to great innovations suchas this. Of course, it is still necessary for themovement to be fully realizedFOTQ: When might that be‘>HLS: I will know my efforts have beensuccessful when someday at 5:05 someonewill come walking out of the AdministrationBuilding wearing a turtleneck. 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"It is the policyof the University’s Board of Trustees to in¬vest, in the case of corporations that maydo business in South Africa, only in compa¬nies that act in accordance with the Sulli¬van Principles,” she wrote.This led many to assume that the Univer¬sity invested only in corporations whichhad signed the Sullivan Principles. In anAugust 28 meeting with student govern¬ment representative, Gray reportedlysaid as much.But that turns out not to be the case. Infact, as campus anti-apartheid activistslearned after the administration providedinformation about its investments, theUniversity owns stock in six corporationswhich do business in South Africa but ref¬use to sign the Sullivan Principles.What, then, does it mean to "act in accor¬dance" with the Sullivan Principles?In her letter, Gray explained: "TheBoard (of Trusteesj’s policy is also to mea¬sure a company’s conformity to the guide¬lines represented by the Sullivan Princi¬ples, using evaluations by the InvestorResponsibility Research Corporation(IRRC)...The University's treasurer’s officeis directed to review each issue on a caseby case basis to determine if the com¬pany's policies are responsible and in ac¬cord with the Sullivan Principles.” Theonly basis for evaluation she mentionedwas the IRRC reports.IRRC relies on questionnaires filled outby companies which have subsidiaries inSouth Africa. In addition, of the 26 SouthAfrican-linked corporations in the Univer¬sity’s portfolio, eight are subjects of re¬ports based on IRRC staff visits to theirSouth African operations.But almost half of those 26 corporationsin the portfolio failed to give a full ac¬counting of their South African operations— even though the information sought byIRRC (amount of sales and assets; work- force size and racial composition) is in factextremely limited Six of these corpora-!tions gave no information whatsoever toIRRC. According to Gray, the trustees arejudging the responsibility of these com¬panies based on IRRC evaluations. ButIRRC has no information on themThe Sullivan Principles includes as partof its program a system under which com¬panies report on their activities and arerated according to their performance ofthe principles. Among the Sullivan signa¬tories in the University’s portfolio, fivehave received unacceptable ratings("needs to become more active — a notchbelow "making progress? These compa¬nies "subscribe to the principles, but dothey act in accordance with them?These problems — nonreporting, non-compliance — are typical for Sullivan sig¬natories. In 1982 only 25 percent of -sub¬scribing corporations filed reports on theiractivities, arrd one-third of those report¬ing received the lowest rating.But the problems with the Sullivan Prin¬ciples — and the theory behind it. that cap¬italist growth brings democratization —go much deeper, as the University's in-ve^Ttnent portfolio shows. President Grayargues that "responsible corporations’’pursue "policies in the workplace diamet¬rically opposed to the system by introduc¬ing fair employment practices and equalrights for their workers. In this way, it ishoped, some improvement of conditionsmay be accomplished, with wider poten¬tial effects for introducing significant so¬cial change.'But the combined workforce of the 15firms m the University’s portfolio whichhave given full reports to the IRRC. is over60 percent white. This is four times morethan the proportion of whites in the popu¬lation (16 percent) This is "fair employ¬ment practice 9These companies may have desegregat¬ed toilets — may even have token trainingprograms — but tne'/ cannot escape the se-!gregated society within which they existThe companies operate under the laws ofSouth Africa and within the apartheid sys-,I tern — m .accordance with' its forced re-| locations, pass laws, labor bureaus and re- j! sidency rules — an of which constitute a S IN SOUTREALracist system of labor control.Since U.S. investment in South Africa isconcentrated in capital-intensive areas,primarily involving transfers of techno¬logy, these companies require more highlyskilled workers and in South Africa mustinevitably hire whites disproportionately.In this sense, the companies not only workwithin the system, but in fact obviously re¬produce it. The overall impact of any "re¬sponsible” practice on their part withinthe "workplace” is negligible given thecomposition and scale of their operations;if these same 15 firms withdrew theirSouth African holdings — worth manyhundreds of millions of dollars — less than4000 black workers would be affected. Ingeneral, by investing in areas that ex¬pand primarily through technological in¬novation, not greater employment, U.S.corporations tend to contribute to SouthAfrica s growing structural unemploy¬ment.Only eight of the 26 South Africa-linkedcompanies in the portfolio received thehighest Sullivan rating last year. Of thoseeight, five contribute quite directly to themaintenance of apartheid. Mobil andExxon are major importers of petroleum— and South Africa is totally dependenton imports for this product — and both arerequired by South African law to supplythe military. As an attorney for Mobilnoted, since "oil is absolutely vital to en¬able the army to move, the navy to sail,and the air force to fly. it is likely that aSouth African court would hold that it fallswithin the definition of munitions ofwar.”Three other top-rated UC investmentssupply computers to manage the aparth¬eid system and the South African militarycomplex. IBM has supplied computers forthe population registration system andfor the two military research agencies; anIBM computer helps run the military com¬mand in Namibia. Control Data computershave been used in the development ofthree fighter bombs, in South Africa’sdrive to become self-sufficient in armsproduction; in 1982 Control Data sold thegovernn ent a computer capable of break¬ing U.S. nuclear codes — a big boost toSouth Africa's nuclear weapons program. H AFRICA:DEAL?Hewlett Packard, another Level I Sullivancompany in the portfolio, has suppliedcomputers to the Armaments BoardIs the net effect of these companiesSouth African activities — regardless ofpraise from Sullivan raters — really dia¬metrically opposed to the system. asGray argues9According to Elizabeth Schmidt, authorof Decoding Corporate Camouflage. It isthe model Sullivan signatories — usuallythose corporations with the biggest assetsand annual sales — that are bolstering themost strategic sectors of the South Africaneconomy"Such companies' have the resources tospend on upgraded cafeterias and recre¬ation areas. They also have the most tolose if they are forced to withdraw fromSouth Africa, and hence the most to gainfrom a well-orchestrated public relationscampaign.Recently the Interfaith Center on Cor¬porate Responsibility launched a cam¬paign of public pressure on 12 U.S. cor¬porations. including Mobil. IBM. ControlData, and another UC investment. GeneralElectric. "All support the South Africangovernment through products and ser¬vices used by the police and miliary, bythe size of their assets in th'e country, bytheir sales and number of employees andI by the strategic nature of their involve¬ment or financial services renderedTwo other UC investments are of strate:gic importance to the South African gov¬ernment: Motorola supplies the policewith two-way radios, and CBI is workingon a series of coal-to-oil planfs being builtto insulate the government from interna-! tional pressure for change.These are the most blatant cases, but allI investment in South Africa fuels a system^in which decades of economic growth havenot led to greater freedom, but, to greaterrepression and poverty for the Black ma¬jority: in which economic growth has not.led io improved education or health caretor Blacks — or for greater economic op¬portunity ‘or n’O'e than a mimscuJe layerof non-whites — but has provided the re¬sources ’or the expansion ot a massivemilitary -establishment w hose sole aim to j! to kt.-ep Black people downAIDS IS A HEALTH ISSUE, NOT A MORAL ISSUEGeoff Edholm and David Schachter in Buddies “Do you think that if straight senators andtheir straight sons had AIDS, the moneywould be taking this long to comedown?"—Robert, in Buddies“America: AIDS is not a gay illness — ithurts everybody. Release all the moneyfor research and care. ”—from the picket sign David carries inWashington. DCby Wayne ScottImmediate, low-budget, and chargedwith emotional and political energy: that’sArthur Bressan.’s film Buddies, the storyof a friendship between Robert, a bed-bound AIDS patient, abandoned by hislover and most of his friends, and David, a25 year old volunteer from an AIDS pro¬gram. Bressan wrote the script in fivedays, with input from friends dying fromthe disease; the actual shooting took ninedays. “For me,” says Bressan, “there is a real moral issue in going around and rais¬ing several hundred dollars to make amovie about the pain and suffering andlives of people with AIDS who can’t makerent and are living on food stamps... I didnot want to spend a year or two doing anAIDS movie which should be done now.”(Coming Up, July 1985). The mission ofBuddies is clear-cut: to humanize the high¬ly visible epidemic, which strikes not onlygay men, tut IV drug users, blood-trans¬fused hospital patients, and everybodyelse. It also has a political purpose: to'break the dam of social intolerance that iswithholding not only the sympathy of a lotof people, but the funds, both federal andindividual, needed to combat the dis¬ease.As a director, Bressan is an iconoclast.Originally a professor of American Civili¬zation, philosophy and comparative reli¬gions, he left academia for a "hippie” li¬festyle and hegan to make gayContinued on page 8Stimulate your spiritualgrowth with warm, practical, in-depthBible studies and provocative interviews. Listento Grace to You with John MacArthur onWCFL iOOO AM 8\30<*m*pm M-FUOOAH T 30 o-rnWH01 qo-l PM (0-30Experience dance. Dancespace.MOD^N]\7%Classes held 7 days a weekDance for all agesBeginner through AdvancedEvening classes for working adultsEstablished program for young dancersContinuous enrollmentdance410 South Michigan AvenueSuite 833Chicago. Illinois 6060S(312) 939-0181 DancespaceSchool of the Chicago DancemediumRosemary Doolas, directorLocated in the Lixrp 15 minutes from University of Chicago campus"Chicago's best pizza!” — Chicago Magazine, March 1977"The ultimate in pizza!” — New York Times, Januarv 19805311S. Blackstone Ave.947-0200Open 11 a.m.-midnight Monday-Thursday11 a.m.-1 a.m. Friday and SaturdayNoon-Midnight Sunday(Kitchen closes half hour earlier) MOODY PRESS CALLSJOHN MACARTHUR"One of the most biblically soundwriters of our day."mu •»*"<* *”***“"OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PANIS NOW AVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKcocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-up2—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1985—GREY CITY JOURNAL Sat/Tues/Wed8:00 pmSunday 2.30 &7:30 pmUC studentsonly $5 withStudent Rush!Wed/Thur/Sun evesSubject to availability"Rudall’s gracefuldirection reveals adeeper dimension...highly recommended."— Chicago Sun-TimesCall753-4472Visa/MC/Amex FIFTHANNIVERSARYSEASONCOURT*THEATREIt The I niverkiiv ol( hn ago iThe University of Chicago 5535 South Ellis Avenue((Hin^AntivniiV fmmmssmg&msmJan Erkert (teft) in a Jansdance performance'Moved by movement" ...that sthe way Valerie Scher of the ChicagoSun Times describes Jan Erkert,dancer/choreographer for Jans-dances, and the way that Erkert de¬scribes the students that she teacheshere at the University of Chicago.The concepts that motivate hermovement in dance, motivate theway she leads her life and the wayshe teaches a class. ‘‘I have devel¬oped a special kind of technique,”says Erkert, 1 with momentum, iner¬tia, weight, and gravity. I feel thatmy whole philosophy is that youtame the forces that are aroundyou ” Jan Erkert’s dances have beeninfluenced by physics, gymnastics,poetry, and music. In their most re¬cent performance at the Internation¬al House this past spring, Jansdances scope They nudge her towards newpoints of view, in •‘Putling,” for ex¬ample, she combined an interest fnphysics with a concern for tugs-of-war in fove. Before choreographing,she studied books on physical scienceand wrote her emotional responsesto the material tn poetic verse. Shewanted to impress upon her audiencethe physical aspect of feelings, soshe read her poetry of physics, alouddurtng the performance.Alf of the dances that Erkeri hasdeveloped for her company, and hasperformed around the Chicago areahave shared the same sense of inven¬tiveness. In 1982, her Mountain ofNeedles, technically a combination ofgymnastics and dance, was a danceperformance patterned after an ath¬letic competition— a dance whereperformed The dancing WuLi Mas- dancers would win or loose. "Peopleters. WuLi, translated from the Chin¬ese as patterns of organic energy,becomes the force fo be tamed in aseries of eight dances: “Swinging,”"Falling,” “Rolling,’* “Running,”"Pulsing,” “Pulling,” “Turning,"and “Catching that present a lov¬ing, humorous took at the role thathuman hongs play in the universe see sports because they want to seepeople dare something,” says Er¬kert, “That's the key to my life, f tryand dare myself emotionally, per¬sonally, choreographically, and dan-cewise I demand that risk."Movements that Erkert uses in herperformance and in teaching emergefrom ;> sensitive understanding andAs creator of the dances, Erkert appreciation of the human body. Shethrives on unanswered questions, focuses as much on the necessarywhether intellectual or emotional in "listening and relaxing’ elements of dance training as she does on devel¬oping muscles and techniques. Avoid¬ing the stress put on the body by tra¬ditional ballet training, she explores"how the body works intelligently"to establish a constant fluidity otmovement in dance. Erkert is particu¬lar aware of the problems that facethe modern dancer who has beentrained in a traditional manner. ftwas not until 1969, that she cameinto contact with modern dance atthe University of Utah. “It was terri¬ble,” she says, "because I didn’tknow how to move I had a complete¬ly different ballet background. Ev¬erything was hard for me, which t3why i can teach modern dance reallywell.”Jan Erkert has been the artisticdirector for Jansdances since 1979,and has been an active force in Chi¬cago dance for the past elevenyears. She is currently on the facul¬ties at the MoMmg Dance and ArtsCenter and the University of Chicago.Jansdances will be in residence atthe International House here at the Uof C as a teaching and performancedance company for the 1985-86 aca¬demic year. Classes in Stretch, Mod¬em Dance, Ballet, Aerobics, and Jazzwilt be offered by Jan Erkert andother members of the company be¬ginning right now. and they will beperforming newly choreographedmaterial this coming March. For fur¬ther information, call the interna¬tional House Program Office af753-2274. —Caro/e ByrdWOMENWomen's Voices Feminist radio, fea¬turing interviews and women’smusic. Mondays, 5-6pm on WHPK88.5 FM.Women and Financial Planning MaryNelson, a financial advisor withWaddell and Reed, talks aboutmoney management issues forwomen, including our emotionsabout money, reasons we fail in se¬curing our financial futures, the con¬cepts of financial planning, and spe¬cific tips on investing. Tues at7:15pm, Women and Children FirstBookstore, 1967 N. Halsted,440-8824. Suggested $2 donation.Children’s Story Hour Stories for 2 to 4year olds. Sat at 10am, Women andChildren First Bookstore.Mountain Moving Coffeehouse Hare-suite performs. Come check out thetight four-part harmonies of thisOhio-based band. Front row seatsfor all events reserved for the hear¬ing impaired and differently abled.Sat at 8:30 and 9:45pm, 1655 W.School, 769-6899. For women andchildren. Chem free. Suggested $6donation.Teresa Trull/Barbara Higbie in ConcertOpening Act: The Washington Sis¬ters, with MC: Lori Noelle. Thurs at7:30pm, Wellington Ave. Church,615 W. Wellington. Tickets $9.50(discounts available). Tickets sold atWomen and Children First Book¬store. Platypus Books and Val’sHalla. To charge call 1-800367-9457.THEATERMeasure for Measure by William Sha¬kespeare. University Theater’sopening offering, with romance,slapstick, and happy ending. Some¬thing for everyone. Reynolds Club. 8pm Friday and Saturday. 962-7300,$4. $5.Heartbreak House by George BernardShaw. Conflicts arising from love,money, and the institution of mar¬riage (this is Shaw, after all). ThruNov. 3 at Court Theatre, 5535 S.Ellis. 743-4472 $12-514.The Government Inspector by NikolaiGogol. Mistaken identity and theexploitation thereof. Previews be¬ginning Oct. 4, play opens Oct. 14and runs thru Nov. 10 at the Good¬man Theatre, 200 S. ColumbusDrive. 443-4940. $15-$25 (they arealso featuring "low-priced” ticketsfor the previews).Seventy Scenes of Halloween by Jef¬frey M Jones. Originally "Sixty-sixScenes of Halloween", ...but who'scounting? Presented by the RemainsTheatre Ensemble at the GoodmanStudio, 200 S. Columbus. Previewsthru Oct. 7. 443-3800 $7.Film Noir by Howard Casner. An origi¬nal play by a Chicago playwright,"based on the popular film genre ofthe 1950’s.” You figure it out. TheCommons Theatre, 1020 W. BrynMawr Av., opening Oct. 6.769-5009, $4.Wild Indian by Theodore Shank. Natureencounters civilization in a rathersudden way. Thru Nov. 3 at the Vic¬tory Gardens Theater, 2257 N. Lin¬coln Av. 871-3000. $12, $14, $15.The Devil’s Disciple by George BernardShaw. The Devil’s disciple againstthe world. Thru Oct. 6. Presented bythe Pegasus players at theO'Rourke Center for the PerformingArts, 1145 W. Wilson. 271-2638, $5-$10.How To Succeed in Business WithoutReally Trying Donald O'Connor is thefeatured big name — one old chest¬nut performing another. Thru Dec.29 at the Drury Lane Theater, 100Drury Lane, Oakbrook. 530-8300,$18-$25.FILMA Clockwork Orange (Kubrick, 1971)While one must fall short of callingthis film a masterpiece, (unlike Ku¬brick's 2001: a Space Odyssey)Orange was the first of the cult mov¬ies to plumb the idea of the icky-sterile-future, envisioning it as anal'enating, brainwashed world, inwhich deviant gang members cavortpsychotically, and bureaucrats reign supreme. Malcolm MacDowellis the classic anti-hero, Alex, thenasty, ultra-violent leader of hisgang of Droogs, who becomes a po¬litical pawn as he is reformed by thesystem. DOC. Sat at 7, 9:30, mid¬night. $2.50 —PREverything You Always Wanted to KnowAbout Sex But Were Afraid to Ask(Woody Allen, 1972) A spoof on thepop-psychology book by Dr. Rubin,this film focuses on the sexual inhib¬itions within American society.Woody Allan is at his best sharinghis thoughts on premature ejacula¬tion to bestiality, to his vision of agiant breast that ravages the coun¬tryside, to his playing the part of atimid sperm afraid to take theplunge. Sunday, October 6 at 7:30and 9:30 pm. International House.$2.50 -CB.Beverly Hills Cop (Brest, 1984) EddieMurphy in the Eddie Murphy role, asthe streetwise cop who finds himselfin the La-la land of the lotus-eaters.DOC, Fri at 7, 9:15, and 11:30. Sunat 2. $2.50Passion of Anna (Bergman, 1970) “adeeply disturbing vision this time ofa future condemned to the silence ofGod”. What does this mean? If it’sBergman, you can bet it means nihil¬ism, dark redemption, and death.DOC, Sun at 8. $2.A Woman of Paris/Sunnyside (Chaplin,1923/1919) The chance to see classicsilent comedy created by the undis¬puted master and seminal figure ofthe genre. DOC, Mon at 8. $2.Alice in the Cities (Wenders, 1974)You’re a German journalist sta¬tioned in America. Suddenly, you’resaddled with a young kid, andyou’ve got to take her back to hergrandmother all the way to Ger¬many. So what do you do? DOC,Weds at 8. $2.Minnie and Moskowitz (Cassevetes,1971) You wake up with a hangoverin L.A., and you realize that you arein love. You notice that the freneticnasty lifestyle you lead is not condu¬cive to the same sort of love you sawback in New York. You laugh at thebittersweet-ness ot it all. With JohnCassevetes, and Gena Rowlands (ofcourse). DOC, Thurs at 8. $2.MUSICFreddie Hubbard Down Beat readerscall him one of the "Three Best Trum¬pet Players in the World" behindWynton Marsalis and Miies Davis. Ifyou can ignore the maudlin mood ofRick's, Freddie's wide range oftastes should make the trip worth it.With Kenny Garrett, Donald Brown,Ira Coleman, and Carl Allen. Fridayand Saturday, 9:15, 11:00, and12:30. Rick’s Cafe Americain, 644 NLake Shore Drive, 943-0648. 21 andover. $10 cover and two drink min¬imum. —DMcNSpyro Gyra This very popular jazz popfusion band from Buffalo offers asoothing blend of genres behind thepolished bite of Jay Beckenstein’salto. Appearing with Special EFXFriday at 7:30 and 11:00. The Vic,3145 N. Sheffield, 721-4600. 21 andover. $15. —DMcNJohn McCutcheon Friday at Holsteins,2464 N. Lincoln. Call for details327-3331.Chicago Symphony Orchestra Sir GeorgSolti conducts pieces by Dohnanyi,Debussy, and Piano Concerto No. 1by Tchaikovsky featuring AndrasSchiff. Although these are subscrip¬tion concerts, you may be able to gethalf price no-show tickets Friday af¬ternoon-. Friday at 2 pm, Saturdayat 8 pm at Orchestra Hal, 220 S. Mi¬chigan Avenue.Kalidoskopio of Greece Part of the Al¬lied Arts International Series, thisprogram unites the Television Bou-zouki Orchestra and the Kalidosko¬pio Folk Dancers in a zesty celebra¬tion of Greece. Friday at 8:00 inOrchestra Hall, 220 S. Michigan Av¬enue. For more info, call 435-8122.Chicago Chamber Orchestra DieterKober conducts the orchestra in aperformance of Paul Creston's Gre¬gorian Chant in memory of the com¬poser. Also works by Handel andBach. At the Church of Our Savior,530 W Fullerton. Sunday at 2:30pm. Free admission.Tipica Leal A concert of upbeat Carib¬bean music by one of the top salsajazz bands in Chicago’s Hispaniccommunity. Monday at 12:15 pm at the Chicago Public Library CulturalCenter, Preston Bradley Hall. Freeadmission.Chinese Music Society of North Ameri¬ca performs modern and ancientmusic on vertical fiddles, grandlutes, reeded winds. A discussion byDr. Sin-Yan Shen on the backgroundof repetoire instruments and orches¬tration follows. Tuesday, 12:15 pmat the Chicago Public Library Cultur¬al Center, 78 E. Washington St.,346-3278.Konrad Junghanel plays lute music byJohann Sebastian Bach. Thursday,11:00 am at the Goethe InstituteChicago, 401 N. Michigan Ave.,654-2933.MISCAuditions Auditions for The Last Issueof the Spirit and Timeout, two one-act plays written by students hereat the U of C, continue this Saturdayand Sunday, from 3-5 in the after¬noon. The plays, the award-winningentries in last Spring’s Playwright'sContest, are the only productions tobe presented by the Other TheaterGroup this quarter. The auditionswill be held in the Reynolds Club;anyone with even a marginal inter¬est in theater is urged to try out.-PR150 Years of Chicago Architecture Exhib¬ition explores the impact that Chica¬go architects have had on today'surban environment. Thru Jan. 15 atthe Museum of Science and Industry,57th st. and Lake Shore Dr.,684-1414.Illinois Arts Week celebrates the re¬lease of its second issue with a poet¬ry and fiction reading following by adance with music by the Ephemerals.Saturday, 8:30 p.m_ at Caspars,3159 N. Southport (at Belmont),$2.00, 871-6175.Cambodian Folk Theatre performed in colorful costume by both adolescentsand adults who are refugees fromCambodia and have been in Chicagofrom 2 months to 2 years. Saturday,2:00 p.m. at the Chicago Public Li¬brary Cultural Center, 78 E. Wash¬ington st., 346-3278.ARTJames Coleman Irish conceptual artistColeman works in video, installa¬tion, and photography. Opens Sun¬day with a reception from 5-7 p.m.At the Renaissance Society, 4thfloor Cobb, 5811 Ellis. Tues-Sat,10-4, Sun 12-4Phillip Hanson Works from 1958-1985Paintings, sculptures and cloth con¬structions from the Chicago imagistartist. Thru Oct 19 at the Hyde ParkArt Center, 1701 E 53rd. 11-5, Tues-Sat.Blue and White: Chinese Porcelain andits Impact on the Western WorldThru Dec 1 at the Smart Gallery,5550 S Greenwood Tues-Sat, 10-4,Sun 12-4.Emerging 1985 This exhibit featuresthe work of 25 new Chicago artists,unaffiliated with any commercialgallery. The show, which was organ¬ized by the U of C's own RenaissanceSociety, includes the paintings of JinSoo Kim, Michael McGowan, MichaelPaha, and also those of John Dunnand Roger Hughes, recent graduatesof our MFA program. Thru Nov 1 atthe State of Illinois Art Gallery, 100W Randolph Mon-Fri, 10-6.The Black Photographer: An AmericanView More than 200 works, datingfrom the 1840's to the 1960's, in¬cluding photographs by James VanDer Zee, Carroll T. Maynard, GordonParks, and many lesser-recognizedtalents Thru Oct 12 at the ChicagoPublic Library Cultural Center, 78 EWashington. 744-6630Edward and Nancy Redding Kienholz; Human Scale Lifesize environmentalconstructions on the strange and poi¬gnant "human experience," what¬ever that may mean...Showing con¬currently will be specimens ofnouveau realism and pop art fromthe permanent collection, as well asan exhibit of artists' books and re¬cordings. At the Museum of Contem¬porary Art, 237 E Ontario.280-2671.Mary Min: Light Words New sculptureShowing concurrently: an installa¬tion in the Raw Space by MichaelShaughnessy, mixed media draw¬ings by Beth Shadur, paintings byIrmfriede Hogan. Exhibitions thruOct 26 at ARC gallery, 356 W Huron.Tues-Sat, 11-5.Christine O'Conner Truly eerie inconsof the saints and Christ, executedwith a sense of irreverent humor.Showing concurrently: miniatureegg tempera paintings by Susan Ku-liak, wall installations in metal byLinda Horn, and frescos, paintingsand drawings by Megan Marlatt.Thru Oct 26 at Artemisia, 341 W Su¬perior 751-2016.Elizabeth McGowan: Drawings Actuallycollages and mixed media, em¬ployed towards exploring so¬cial/sexual situations and women'sroles in them Thru Oct 12, At Be¬drock Gallery, 1550 N Milwaukee235-1102.Gunter Grass Etchings and drawings bythe German author and artist Show¬ing concurrently are new paintingsby Bill Cass, sculpturally extendedpaintings by Susan Cazla. and draw¬ings and paintings by John AltoonThru Nov 19 at Marianne Deson, 340W Huron. Tues-Fri, 11:30-5:30, Sat11-5.Warrington Colescott: Recent Paintingsand Prints Colescott's biting socialsatire and bizarre mechanizationpice him in a unique position be¬tween George Grosz and Blade Run¬ner. Thru Oct 12 at Perimeter Gal¬lery. 346 W Huron 266-9473.Grey City Journal 4 October 85Staff' Steven Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Heather Blair, Michele Bon-narens Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd. Gideon D’Arcangelo, Frederick Dolan,Anjali Fedson, Dierdre Fretz, Irwin Keller, Stefan Kertesz, Bruce King,Mike Kotze, Nadine McGann, David McNulty, David Miller, PatrickMoxey Brian Mulligan, John Porter, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, PaulReubens, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz, Ann Schaefer, Wayne Scott, MarkToma, Bob Travis, Larry Waxman, Ken Wissoker, Rick WojcikProduction: Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Gideon D'ArcangeloEditor: Stephanie Bacon.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4. 1985—3Ridge Historic District invites you to solve the..BICYCLING TOUR & FESTIVALSUNDAY, OCTOBER 610 a.m. - 6 p.m.(Registration between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m.)LEAVE FROM AND RETURN TORIDGE PARK -97th& Longwood Drive, ChicagoPedal thru beautiful Beverly Hills/Morgan Park& solve the entertaining acrostic puzzleas you cycle* past life-size clues!$5 per person$10 per familyIncludes map & capfS)pi *3 >•Alternate modes oftransportation acceptable.GLU-E-?:FOOD at "Spokes Cafe'" in Ridge ParkPRIZES lst-Srd Place. & random drawingsMUSIC "Rhythm City" 60 s Band roe MORE NfttHiTIOI* CALLBeverlyAreaPlanningAssociation233-31OOmuOUR REGULAR PRICE• COMPLETEsingle visiondesigner glasses$33?5Offer expires 8/11/85Contacts & SpecsUnlimitedGLASSES AT OURGOLD COAST LOCATION ONLY!1051 N. 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Rush St.(At State/Cedar/Rush,above Solomon Cooper Drugs)642-EYES4—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1985—GREY CITY JOURNALby Patrick MoxeyClad in cowboy boots, skintight blackjeans, and his infamous Harley-DavidsonT-shirt, Jim “Foetus” Thiriwell, music’s lat¬est saviour, struggles out of bed at threein the afternoon to give me an interviewat the Some Bizarre offices. He cuts a“tough” image, a tough guy look which isequally at home in ‘punk’ clubs on eitherside of the Atlantic, a look as much '79 as1985. Currently in London with girlfriendLydia Lunch, following six European datesthis summer, Jim has now carved a nichefor himself in the international indie sceneafter coming to London from Australia in1978. Foetal music has its roots in noisy,primitive, choatic sounds, like Einstur-zende Neubauten and The Birthday Party.And yet it is structured by the electronicsbehind it, which, if anything, serve to up¬date the earlier sound.Jim has collaborated with many artists,most memorable collaboration perhapsbeing “The Immaculate ConsumptiveTour” composed of Jim, Marc Almond, NickCave, and Lydia Lunch. More recently Jimhas worked with Roly Mosimann, a formermember of the New York based Swans,and has produced an LP Coil by two formermembers of Psychic TV. There is talk ofJim being in Lydia Lunch’s new film TheRight Side of my Brain, starring as an an¬imal lover who goes out to Saigon to carefor cows and poodles. But Jim Thiriwell,aka Clint Ruin, Frank Want, Jim Foetus,does not seem like the sort of person kindto small animals and children. His relation¬ship with his audience seems enscribed in avicious circle of dominance and submission;dark, domineering, and thoroughly fero¬cious.Jim Thiriwell left Australia having al¬ready heard the sounds of discontentedmusic in Melbourne, where he went toearly Birthday Party gigs. After a hermit¬like existence working at Virginia Recordsmegastore in Oxford Street, planning hisassault on the music world and finding a“musical focus”, Jim found himself onceagain at Birthday Party gigs as theymoved to London, this time socializingwith them. Jim’s involvement with a bandat this period led to his creation of Self Im¬molation records, a platform for his solocreations. “I didn’t want to be hindered bya pretense of democracy in a group for¬mat, using other people’s ideas that Ididn't agree with and diluting my ownideas. A group format seemed like awaste of time. Despite the fact that Icouldn't play anything, I decided to do it ina much more pure manner, doing it all my¬self.” Until Self Immolation involvementwith Some Bizarre in 1983. Jim managedto finance the manufacture of two LPs,three 12” and three 7”s, put out under thegroup names of “You’ve got Foetus onYour Breath”, “Foetus under Glass” and"Foetus Uber Frisco”. At this time he usedthe alias of Frank Want, the. only memberof these mythical groups. Since 1983,Some Bizarre has been putting out theproduct of “Scraping Foetus off theWheel", and “Foetus-Art-Terrorism”,groups led by Clint Ruin, Jim’s latest alias.As we sit in the well equipped lounge ofSome Bizarre boss Steve “O”, the newlyawakened Foetus starts in on his dailyquota of Red Stripe beer and snarls at thequestions. (This interview was conductedby Patrick Moxey in London last August.)Patrick Moxey When did you first go to theUSA?Foetus The most extended time wasaround the time of the Immaculate Con¬sumptive. I spent a few months then andnow I spend months here and there. TheImmaculate Consumptive was at the end of'83. It was Lydia Lunch, Marc Almond, NickCave and myself. We had all worked be¬fore in various permutations together,and in London Lydia suggested that we goto New York for Halloween and do a per¬formance, so we did three dates. It was agood idea at the time because musicalyour aims were similar, even though theywere manifested in very different results.We couldn’t have done any more of it. Itwas doomed to suicide.PM: It would have burned itself out?F: No, not burnt out, more sort of explod¬ed! The vision for it was only for a shortproject.PM: When did you meet Lydia?F: I met her through the Birthday Party in'81, ’82. Then she moved over here.PM: Had you collaborated with her musi¬cally before the 1C?F: The 1C was the first time. We hadworked together on some backing tracksbefore that.PM: Did you ever collaborate with NickCave beyond the 1C?F: Not much. We wrote “Wings off flies”together, which was on his first solo LP.PM: With the Bad Seeds?F; Yes, the From here to Eternity LP, butgenerally our directions are pretty dif¬ferent.PM: Recently, you've had a single out asWiseblood with Roly Mosimann of theSwans. That single, “Motorslug”, alongvith “Calamity Crush”, seems likechanges towards a dance sound. Was thata direction you had decided to take?F: I don't really view those as having any similarity to each other. “CalamityCrush”, the reason that came about wasbecause I do like that genre of music,whatever you want to call it. electro. . .but I always think it isn’t taken farenough. People may pick up on one goodproduction idea or gimmick and then therewill be another ten or twenty records imi¬tating that. Also the content was alwayspretty dubious, the songs never reallysaid anything. I wanted to do one whichwas a lot harder, imposing my personalityinto it a lot more. If I want to follow thatup I’ll have to take it a lot further still.“Motorslug” is only one side of what Wi¬seblood sound like. We’ve recorded somereal different stuff since.PM: Did Chicago independent label WaxTrax have any input in the production ofthe record?F: No they just licensed it. “Motorslug” issupposed to sound repetitive. Pummellinglike driving a nail into your head, usingthe repetition as the tool. “CalamityCrush” is more arranged.PM: Is Wiseblood still going?F: Well it’s a side project of both of us.PM: But Roly isn’t still with the Swans ishe?F: No. He’s going a recording studio in hishouse and he’s working with that and col¬laborating with various people in NewYork. With Wiseblood we wanted tocreate something pretty sick and macho.Violent ....PM: “Death' Pape (Race) 2000”?F: Yes. No we're working on an LP which isvery different from “Motorslug”. A lotmore broad in terms of what it covers,lyrically and musically. A lot filthier.PM: You have used a number of differentnames both for yourself and for the mythi¬cal groups that you are a “member” of.You have created “Foetus uber Frisco”,“You've got Foetus on Your Breath”,“Scraping Foetus off the Wheel”, andbeen a member under the alias’ of FrankWant, Clint Ruin, and Jim Feotus. Why?F: The reason I use different names anddifferent alias’ is to break-up the idea ofthe pop personality so that it’s harder tofocus on.PM: What do you wish to be called at thispoint? Jim Foetus?F: I hate the name. It's a media creation. Inever called myself Jim Foetus, it’s just ev¬eryone else calls me that. Clint Ruin that ismy name.PM: How distinct are Frank Want and ClintRuin?F: Different aspects of my personalitycome out in Frank Want and Clint Ruin.And it may be manifest in a social situa¬tion. But both are ultimately me; aspectsof what is already there. Frank Want diedat the same time as “You’ve got Foetus onYour Breath” died. The reason I killed offYGFOYB is because the name had been as¬similated by people and had lost its sting,and I wanted to use the name SFDTW as anew vision of a direction, a direction inwhich I could let the percussion breathe alot more, and incorporate more aynamism,let the music get even harder.PM: So the names are partially a way ofdelimiting a space, of separating one proj¬ect from the next?F: To a certain extent. The different groupnames have different intentions. There isobviously a thread running through it allbecause its me, the force of my personali¬ty. But I like to spread the confusionslightly, so that the public eye isn’t fo¬cused on one face or image. It’s an attemptto undermine the way the music businesspushes one face, one image. I don’t neces¬sarily want to project any one thing to anyone.PM: But doesn't the distortion of yourimage into a multiplicity of images end upgiving you a certain mystique"? Aren't youcreating another image for your record,your commodity?F: Well that is like saying my image is hav¬ing no image.PM: But your image is a number of distort¬ed irqages.F: Well, whatever one does, people aregoing to glean something from it. Even ifyou take the records as the ARTifactsthemselves, you're going to get somethingof the layout, the sleeve design.PM: Your neo-constructivist packaging?F: It was for a while but now it's going tochange. It’s evolving. The original inten¬tion of the sleeves came from my obses¬sion with propaganda, and I wanted tothrow together various elements of it; con¬fusing Chinese communist with Russianconstructivist and neo-nazi things.PM: This seems like a technique of disrup¬tion. You take hard images and throwthem at people.F: The bottom line is that a record sleeve isto keep the dust off a record, and, ifyou’re gonna have a sleeve it should be asdirect as possible, powerful. It’s a visualextension of what I'm doing. I want to at¬tack, but also appeal to aesthetics, itshould be pleasing to the eye. After doinga series of very similar sleeves in an at¬tempt to demystify the sleeve itself, nowI’m into making sleeves look like classicadvertising packaging. Like “Motorslug”is supposed to look like a can of motoroil. PM: Is making records venting spleen?F: Yes, I’m purging. I'm a lot calmer forhaving the opportunity to record, and ar¬ticulate the way ' feel. It gets rid of a lot ofbad blood.PM: What is your music a reflection of?F: My output is very much a reflection ofme and my life at any one point in time. Idon’t separate my life from my work. Thetwo are as one. I feel the new LP is verymuch an aural manifestation of me. Itsounds like what I am. That’s not to sayI’m a crazed blood-dripping misogynist.PM: But could you be described in somesense as a terrorist?F: No. I’d be very pedantic if I said that.Basically I’m not trying to use my music asa vehicle for social change. It's totally self-indulgent. It's not for an audience, or amythical outsider, I’m creating what Iwant to hear, expressing myself.PM: How do you think people perceiveyour music?F: I don’t really know, and I don't reallycare.PM: What kind of fan mail do you get?F: Self-addressed envelopes sayingplease send me information. Really boringones. I don't think I project a personalitythat people feel like talking to. Just be¬cause someone buys my records doesn’tmean I owe them anything. I think they'regetting a bargain.A bargain! Well that certainly is a self-indulgent way to look at it, an angle towhich Clint Rum thoroughly prescribes.Somehow he has managed to find exactlythe right record label, Some Bizarre, runby chubby supremo Steve “O”. whom Clinthas known since 1979. Steve “O” con¬siders Some Bizarre a cult, in tune withmodern-day manifestations of tribalism.Frank Want started Self Immolation withthe aim of “creating something I wantedto hear”, a view still maintained by ClintRuin. According to Steve “O”, Some Bi¬zarre is about that sort of self-indulgence,“To tell you the truth, we put out recordsfor ourselves, not for a market.”There is something frightening aboutthe authoritarian tone of the Foetus Enter¬prises and Some Bizarre. In this line ofthinking the only valuable members of asociety are the individuals who lead others, which is simultaneously a romanticnotion of the individual standing outsideof history, and frightening in the waywhich this quality seems to overtake anysense of morality. As Steve “O” says“Some Bizarre sticks by innovation, hasrespect for those who inspire and dis¬misses those who are inspired”.September 30th is the release date forthe new Scraping Foetus off the Wheel LPwhich like the previous SFOTW product, isarranged and produced by Jim himself. Is¬sued by Some Bizarre. Nail, will be comingout in Germany through Rough Trade, andwill also come out in Canada and the USA.Nail, although very cleverly arranged,wears a bit thin in the more noisy pieces. Ifeel old when I hear a singer scream de¬stroy again and again. Nail sounds quitelike the previous Hole LP, perhaps a littlemore pompous, but also more cleverly ar¬ranged to a good beat.F: Pompous! It's not at all like an exten¬sion of the previous LP It's the record Ialways wanted to make.PM: How do you see it as different fromHo/e?F: Well “Nail” is a lot more concise and lesscluttered. I think each individual elementmatters much more. Lyrically it is con¬cerned with very different things. Hole,especially the second side, catalogues atime in my life that was particularly dis-gustinqPM: I saw the Hole LP as quite nihilist. Thedrugged sexuality of the A side and theviolent death imagery of the B side.F: I don't see it as nihilist at all. My work isa manifestation of positive negativism.PM: Which is?F: Making a seemingly negative state¬ment which has a positive outcome in that Ican purge or exorcize that element of my¬self and perhaps the listener can as well.The articulation of horrific emotions is a*positive thing. Negative 'nem', as Blixamight say.PM: Are you ever going to make avideo?F: I’d need such a huge budget to do it in aself-satisfying way that I see no point indoing it now. It is also too much part of thepop machine that I'm trying to distanceContinued on page 6GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY OCTORFR A 1Q85-5REVOLUTION IN NICARAGUA:wmammm half the news that's ht to printShirley Christian,Nicaragua: Revolution in the FamilyRandom House, New York.o)7 pages, $19.95.The Sandinista Front probablywould have become a footnote tohistory had a moderate regime beenable to assume power in Nicaraguabefore the end of 1978by Deirdre FretzThis is the conclusion Shirley Christianplaces at the end of her selection of factsand interviews about the revolutionarytransition between the Somoza and San¬dinista governments in Nicaragua. Chris¬tian’s chronological account is not an “ob¬jective reporter’s analysis’’ as the jacketclaims, instead dramatically illustratesthe power of the simple absence of certainfacts and a broad political context.Christian writes in detail about someaspects of the Sandinista National Libera¬tion Front (FSLN). These include themodels, sources, and transport routes oftheir military equipment, the infightingand rapprochments of leading FSLN per¬sonalities, some of their military maneu¬vers, and the gruesome injuries anddeaths that occurred during the revolu¬tionary war. However Christian neveroffers any detailed information about theFSLN’s political agenda before the fall ofSomoza in 1979.Without an idea of what the FSLN wasfighting for or against, readers arestunned by the number of casualties Chris¬tian reports, and might believe that theFSLN had carelessly caused these grue¬some injuries and deaths, which are to beadded to the incomprehensible list of vic¬ tims of random violence in Central Ameri¬ca.The death and destruction of a revolu¬tion are not, as Christian’s selection offacts would suggest, “random violence.”Nor for that matter is the massacre ofGuatemalan peasants, the gunning downof El Salvadorean students, or otherevents of the same era. All of this violencewas committed with specific political goalsin mind. While judging the value of the lossof human life is a difficult moral task, it isone which people must take up. Each one ofthese situations was planned as a result ofa set of goals and the resulting deathshould not be, as is commonly done,lumped together and judged simplisticallyas a result of “turbulence in the region.”The FSLN did win mass support withtheir vision for Nicaragua and their com¬plaints against the Somoza regime. Thiswas achieved in part by radio broadcastsand statements published in the majornewspapers in Nicaragua. Christian chosenot to include examples of these FSLNstatements among her other quotations,or even to paraphrase them. She also neg¬lected to explain why the Carter adminis¬tration denounced Somoza’s government.She simply states that Somoza was a vic¬tim of “bad press" and does not discuss itfurther.Christian devotes the majority of twochapters to the negotiations between theSomoza regime and members of the oppo¬sition during the last ten months of therevolution’s victory. These negotiationswere mediated by the US State Depart¬ment, members of the Nicaraguan clergy,and two members of Organization ofAmerican States (the OAS). She is ob¬sessed with the idea that these negotia¬tions should have produced a moderategovernment to replace Somoza.Many other writers on Nicaragua hold the view that these negotiations kept thenon-FSLN coalitions from putting forwarda workable proposal and ruptured theirunity. The largest role was played by theUS government, which tried for months toget Somoza to hand over his power to thecrumbling coalition of moderates. Early onthe FSLN had left the negotiations, in pro¬test of the large role played by the US,and began to win their military struggleagainst the National Guard, and success¬fully organize the people in the liberatedzones.In Christian’s view the FSLN was actingunderhandedly when it left the negotia¬tions and resumed its armed struggle. Shedisapproves of the FSLN’s move to mili¬tary opposition rather than continuingwith negotiations. This leads her to de-emphasize the importance of Somoza’smilitary defeats and the presence of theFSLN altogether. Christian blames the fail¬ure of the negotiations mainly on Carter’srefusal to force Somoza to resign sooner.She also criticizes the self-interest of Ur-cuyo, who was to hand the governmentover to a pre-arranged coalition after So¬moza’s resignation. She claims that therevolutionary character of the govern¬ment following Somoza resulted from thefailure of the negotiations and the beli-gerence of the FSLN — and not from anypositive aspects of the FSLN such as theirmilitary effectiveness and widespreadpopularity.In her discussion of the first few monthsof the new government, Christian reducesher text to shrill descriptions of the FSLNas Marxist, Communist, etc. This dogma¬tism becomes frustrating to read: “AmongFSLN leaders below the level of the Na¬tional Directorate, some believed therecould be Marxism without Leninsim, andsome believed there could be Marxist-Len-inism without it becoming Stalinism.” Of course, she never explains the differencebetween these two groups of FSLN leadersor how any of these labels relate to FSLNactions or policies.Christian claims: “the headquarters ofthe Permanent Commission for HumanRights, a nongovernmental organizationfounded in 1977 that had previously pub¬lished the rights abuses of the Somoza re¬gime, was soon jammed with people con¬cerned with missing or jailed relatives.”This sudden concern for human rights be¬comes offensive in the absence of any dis¬cussion of Somoza’s rights abuses or thoseof the FDR (Democratic RevolutionaryFront, a leading contra organizationbased in Honduras), reported by Ameri¬ca's Watch to have executed some verygruesome mutilations of workers in San-dinista-sponsored programs.”The strong anti-Sandinista slant ofChristian’s work is also apparent throughan examination of the interviews she listsat the back of her book. An overwhelmingproportion of the Nicaraguans she hasquoted are businessmen or other promi¬nent figures in Nicaragua who eithernever joined the FSLN or left the govern¬ment out of frustration. Very few of herinterviews with “the people of Nicara¬gua” include positive comments. Yet theSandinista’s electoral victory of 67%, in arace that included a variety of parties, is amuch greater landslide than Reagan’s lastvictory of 54% in a race with effectivelyonly one other opponent.The importance of Christian’s bias goesbeyond the question of this book. Afterwinning a Pulitzer Prize for her work pub¬lished in the Miami Herald, Christian hasrecently been hired as a reporter for theNew York Times, perhaps the most re¬spected and widely quoted paper in theUS. She is just part of the New York Times'editorial shift to the right.1 FOETUS JUMPContinued from page 5myself from.PM: Often in your music you use bits andpieces that have reference for the lis¬tener, bits of soundtracks for example.The effect of this image collage is to breakup and disrupt the usual associations thatone has with these images. Do you thinkyou could transfer this technique frommusic to video?F: When I create a song and maybe do usea quotation or a sound which has a refer¬ence, it is there for a reason. So the, visualequivalent would have to draw on thesame sort of consumer associations. But Ithink it's all there in the music. It doesn’tl^ve to be visually illustrated.PM: What did you think of Live Aid?F: My feelings were that I wished I couldwipe the floor with those people. Thesongs sounded like Elton John B sides. Icouldn’t believe how bad people like Stingor Phil Collins were.PM: Sting became a folk singer.F: To me the songs were trite and musical¬ly unadventurous. Absolutely terrible.PM: How do you feel about the result ofLive Aid, which is to prop up the illusion of pop music’s morality?F: I think it’s disgusting that they shouldwant to put morality into pop music. Thetruth is that in the music business now, ev¬eryone is too prepared to toe the partyline, instead of creating anything with anyspirit of rebellion or interest. I don’t careif the artists did it. Musically I thought itsucked. I’m not that interested in Ethio¬pia.PM: ZTT has been successful at manipulat¬ing the images of their bands, at least oneat a time, so successful as to repeatedlypush unknown groups into the charts. Anall-around hype of a single image hasbeen the method used. Do you see a pointin the future where you might attempt thesame?F: I don’t particularly want to be in thelimelight. If I do project a visual image ofmyself. I am careful in selecting what thatimage is, like when I did that photo sessionon the cross. But the visual image willalways be an extension and a commentaryon the music, as oppossed to pushing my¬self as the pretty popstar. I want the re¬cords to be judged on their own merit,purely by themselves. My haircutshouldn’t matter.PM: That seems to rule out any major labelassociation.F: The majors are terrified of the name fora start, and even if they weren’t it wouldbe a waste of time. I don’t want to playthat game. I want to be in a situationwhere I can to exactly what I want.PM: Wh1'-1- ~ r,"'duce, record...?F: Live oreathe. Irmk I’m not in a situa¬tion in ». s siuuio where I think, well if Ileave oft this particularly nasty noise Imight sell another 2,000 copies. It’s a pureexpression. Some Bizarre is one of the fewlabels which will let me do that and keepme at such a high public profile. They usethe actual process of the music business tothrow the unexpected at it. They mightsend the new Einstuizende Neubauten toRecord Mirror, Number 1, or Smash Hits.They refuse to let it be treated as a rari-fied sort of thing. They're getting it to thepeople who should hear it, people inundat¬ed with pop dross.PM: Some Bizarre lets you feed them someaesthetic terrorism?F: That goes back to what we were talkingabout before, about drawing from variousdifferent genres, genres with references,pillaging them for the ' associations.PM: Historical associations?F: Also musical ones like surf music cliches.It is the throwing together of various pil¬laged forms, to juxtapose the styles,which constitutes aesthetic terrorism.PM: How political do you feel this is?F: It’s got nothing to do with party politics,but it certainly has something to do withmy personal politics. I don’t necessarilywant to condone anything. I don’t feel thatputting out records is a particularly goodway of changing society.PM: Songs like “Meet you in Poland baby”off the Hole LP use imagery from the Sec¬ ond World War. Is this a long time fascina¬tion?F: The fact that it actually happened is in¬credible; that Hitler could motivate somany people and do what he did. He sin¬gle-handedly left an indelible mark on theworld, and was such a charismatic charac¬ter. He could motivate people to horren¬dous tasks.PM: Would you like to make an imprint onhistory in a similar way?F: Well I think a character like Hitler isvery rare. The ones that pop to mind areHitler, Reagan, and Manson. They are mo¬tivators with incredibly strong charisma.They have such personal power.PM: “Meet you in Poland baby” is a dia¬logue between two much leaders, Hitlerand Stalin?F: Yes, but transposed to a sort of love re¬lationship. I was careful to try to be objec¬tive rather than judgemental. The music isthe vehicle to express the horror of the in¬cident. It shouldn’t be forgotten. In Ger¬many there seems to be a don’t-mention-the-war attitude. The young shouldn’t feelguilty about it. It is like me assuming theguilt of killing the aborigines!PM: When were you last in Germany?F: I played recently in Berlin and Ham¬burg. I really liked the one in Hamburg. Itwas funny, on both dates I fell out of doorson stage.PM: Howso?F: The doors at the back of the stage. Forsome reason at both gigs I was leaningback against the doors while singing andthey opened. In Berlin I fell down a flightof stairs behind the door and couldn't getup again. In Hamburg I was half waythrough the set and I was leaning againstwhat I thought was the wall. Next thing Iknew I was flat on my back, still singing,looking up at the stars.PM: Are you planning to tour to supportthe new album?F: No. I did some dates in Europe in July, 6dates, because Lydia and I wanted to getout of New York for the summer, and thatwas a bit of a debacle. A lot of dates gotfucked up because clubs closed, and it wasone disaster after another.PM: Where did you start?F: In Helsinki but the gig there was blownout for various reasons. Then Oslo, Stock¬holm...PM: So it was a one man show?F: Yes. Just me and a cassette Not muchvisual imagery. Sometimes I think it coulduse another element. In rock clubs youalways get shitty sound for a start, eventhough I’m taking some of the danger outby using a backing track. But at the sametime I have the opportunity to present myposition on a one-to-one basis. I enjoy per¬forming live, it gets a lot out of my sys¬tem.PM: You find it a healthy thing to interactwith an audience?F: Not to interact, but to beat them up.State my point. I’m not trying to convertpeople, I’m trying to shake them up. PM: You must be well acquainted with Psy¬chic TV, who were on Some Bizarre. ThePsychic TV cult involves a distinct code ofdress for its followers, even a certain hairstyle.F: I produced an LP by Coil, which is twopeople who used to be in Psychic TV.PM: The Scatology LP?F: Yes. I used to live in the same street asGenesis, see the people going down totheir house, dressed in a clone like man¬ner. I think Genesis would like to thinkthat he is one of those charasmatic peoplelike Reagan, Manson or Hitler. I don’tthink he has quite got it though.PM: Do you think it’s something he's tryingto achieve?F: No, I think he is trving to be a pop-star.PM: Is there any similarity between Hitler,Reagan, Manson, and popstars?F: Yes. Hitler, Reagan, Manson and Gel-dorf! No, but I think they’d like to believeso.PM: What about the millions of Nik Ker¬shaw fans?F: What about the Marc Almond clones?There are about ten of them standingacross the street. I think it is totally sick.People are trying to fill their lives withsomeone else, adopting other peoples’personalities because their lives are soempty. I can’t identify with that degree ofstardom, that worship.PM: Who are these followers?F: They are the idiots. They will die in thewar. The 99 percent. There will always befollowers. There has to be someone to buythe records out there!Jim Thirlw°" <;ooms {p spearhead a newcult of sell indulgence, and although hisreasons sometimes appear naive, manyare sound. He recognizes the mystificationinvolved in the presentation of pop musicas moral. But the way in which he at¬tempts to dissassociate himself from thepop process is to reject the direct route tocelebrity status, to deny stardom. A coup¬le of days after the interview I ran intoJim and Lydia in a pub before the Einstur-zende Neubauten concert at Heaven. Ayoung female fan approached Jim, much tohis discomfort. The role of star to fan isone he has difficulty with, perhaps be¬cause of his notion of leaders and follow¬ers (master/slave?). However Jim doeshave an idea of hype, of the record as com¬modity. And this has involved an inter¬esting blend of imagery which meshes togive him the aura, the image, which drawsthe young fan to him. But Jim Thirlwelllacks attitude. This mysterious quality hasreplaced charisma as the basis for massappeal. Jim gives it away when he says hedoesn't want to be famous. He must wantto rule the world before it will happen. Inorder to be a star he must become thenumber one fan of this fiction.This interview was first published in Elasta(Munich) last August.6—FRIO *v. OCTOBER 4, 1985—GREY CITY JOURNALg im»A,<'l'\%** - *, l4 111jg *£ jg* * f' “ *kl- -mmm-ffJ&'A*),SSTCATALOG ISG RTN clx/aENTER ♦ CHS EEX*-y? FS?x$y? BEEP P-R R-*Px>y ? SCI ENGx=0? 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We also repair Macigtoshes.Cybersystems, Inc.363-5082HYDE PARK WINNETKA WESTCHESTER OAK LAWNDevelopers and marketers of computer hardware and software. 815-758-4313Phones are answered: 7:30 am to 11 30 am and 1 30 pm to 11 30 pmGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1985-7TWO POEMSDo souls scream?Ethereal and recluse, smooth and shadowySometimes pumping, vital-mechanisms of impulse and promise,sometimes rotting in brown leaves.But do they scream?(theirs the cry that isn’t heard,but maybe in a poem, or a painting)And if souls do scream,in an unintelligible groanor a dab of purple in the black,who answers?A StormGod startles me when he revealshe can be so sharp and angry.Suddenly crashing an electric fist to the table,each one a steely reminder thatsometimes we’re too much ourselves.God’s silver fists slam the tablelike those of an angry woman on stage,whose every movement sways her audience toward fear and love.—Stefan G. KerteszAIDSContinued from page 1pfilms. Attei liie leic-aso ofhis 1983 documentary huu^*, os'^smtvabout child abuse but including a relation¬ship between a 30 year old director and afourteen year old boy, some critics sug¬gested that Bressan “supported" pe-derastic relationships. The film can, how¬ever, be interpreted as an exploration ofthe possibilities of human relationships —relationships not encouraged by uniquelymodern, Western standards of behavior,like man-boy relationships, as in Abuse, ornuturing friendships between men, as inBuddies.Bressan is neither defensive nor pre¬scriptive. Buddies is not propaganda, un¬less we make it that. Neither Bressan norhis characters tell us to be gay or AIDS ac¬tivists, to donate our money, or to be nicerto gay people and people with AIDS. But itis also not a film that gives you room tostretch, to feel around the issue, and col¬lect your own impressions. We are, for themost part, cramped up in a hospital roomwith Robert. The film hammers: look atthis man, look at his suffering and alone-ness. At the same time, Bressan never ne¬ glects the humanity of his characters orthe issue. He says, “There’s a moment inthe film where David says ‘All right, shall Idc the interview (about his friendship withan AIDS patient)? Shall I do it for gay lib?’Meaning: shall I do it for the principle, orfor rhetorical purposes, or for the ‘greatergood.’ Robert says, ‘No do it for me. Do itbecause you care about me.’ In otherwords, do it for the person, for the peo¬ple.“That’s where we all are now," Bressancontinues. “In the 80’s. We’re not in the60’s or the 70’s. The reason for any of ourpolitical activity — whether to help AIDSvictims or to help people resist the draft• or to stop killing kids in Nicaragua —should be for the person. It’s because kidsare being killed that shouldn’t be in Ni¬caragua. Or because women aren’t beingpaid as much money as men. ...There’s thatold phrase of George Bernard Shaw,Beware of the man whose god is in theskies.’ Because, in reality, the only reasonfor political activity is to help people."I have to be honest. I originally thoughtthe film was propaganda. Not only does itend with an unabashedly sentimentalimage — David, distraught after theabrupt death of Robert, picketing forfunds in front of the Capitol alone — but,after the film, the volunteers from How¬ ard Brown Memorial Clinic, which sponsorsa gay men’s health program, were waitingwith collection boxes in the theatre lobbyto receive the stunned audience. I feltmanipulated, even if it was for a goodcause.Much of this feeling comes from the char¬acters of the two men. David is a younggay man who lives a private, unpoliticallife and takes most of his good fortune forgranted. His parents accept him and hislover whole-heartedly, invite them bothover to dinner, and praise David for his in¬volvement in the AIDS program. Davidhas no cause to “parade his sexuality”(the old gay conservative’s cliche). Not sofor Robert. He was disowned by hisparents when he told them he is gay. Evenas he is dying, they ignore him. He feelsacutely the bigotry of religious institu¬tions and their speakers. As an AIDS pa¬tient, he feels the most gut-wrenching re¬ality of homophobia: the hard-handedslap of people and institutions who notonly gloat over his alleged retribution forbeing gay, but are willing to let him diebecause of it.Much of his frustration springs from thefact that, prostrate in the hospital,wracked with illness, he cannot yell at theinsensitivity of the hospital and the smug¬ness of certain “Christians” and politi¬ cians. Through his friendship with Robert,David recognizes the necessity of politiciz¬ing not only the disease and Robert’s pain,but, by association, his own sexuality. Hetried to prod along the public understand¬ing of gays and the disease, by talkingpublicly about his relationship with Rob¬ert, not to mention his solitary walk on theCapitol. AIDS catalyzes the necessity forpolitical action, for him.And, maybe, for us. The film isn’t pre¬scriptive, as I originally came away feel¬ing. Buddies sets up the example of twostrong, ordinary men, one of whom has noreason to “be political," who fight andhave fought political battles. They are po¬litical characters, struggling against avery real social and material injustice thattouches their lives painfully, hangs overtheir bonding, and taints their joy in eachother. AIDS is not, Bressan reminds us, amoral issue; it is a medical issue. 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WHAT/SITTHAT HAS STRUCK TERRORIN THE SOULS OF GOOPMEN T REVEAL THYSELF...Humanities Open HouseSaturday, October 510 AM - 5 PMTours of the Smart Gallery, Oriental Institute,Robie House, Midway Studios, RegensteinLibrary, and Court Theatre.Presentations by the Humanities faculty onsuch topics as Child Language Acquisition,Portraying The Antichrist, How To Think AboutTaste, Humor And Ethics, And Shakespeare AtThe Opera.Also: A preview of the Renaissance Societiesexhibit "James Coleman-Projected Imagery",a nd a reception with the Artist.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 4, 1985— 214Choosing a long distancecompany is a lot like choosinga roommate.It’s better to know what they’relike before you move in.Living together with someone for the firsttime can be an “educational” experience.And living with a long distance companyisn’t any different. Because some companiesmay not give you all the services you’re used togetting from AT&T.For instance, with some companies you haveto spend a certain amount before you qualify fortheir special volume discounts. With someothers, voice quality may vary.But when you choose AT&T, there won’t beany surprises when you move in. You’ll get the same high-quality, trouble-free service you’reused to.With calls that sound as close as next door.Guaranteed 60% and 40% discounts off our DayRate—so you can talk during the times you canrelax. Immediate credit for wrong numbers.Operator assistance and collect calling.So when you’re asked to choose a long dis¬tance company, choose AT&T. Because whetheryou’re into Mozart or metal, quality is the onething everyone can agree on.Reach out and touch someonefAT&Tssssr The right choice.22—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 4, 1985Soccer finishes first weekwith even recordThe Maroons weren’t perfect, but theydidn’t have to be as they easily defeated ascanty Purdue-Calumet squad 7-0 lastThursday. Chicago had expected to lookstrong in its opening debut, but no one knewuntil game time that academic eligibilityhad slashed Purdue-Cal’s squad to only 11men. The result was one-sided game whichwas more embarrasing than the scorewould indicate.Several U of C players shone during thegame. Julian Anderson was the only playerto score two goals, an indication of Chica¬go’s well-balanced attack. While U of C’s de¬fense kept Purdue from making any seriousruns during the first half, Jason Pressmanscored the first goal, Anderson scored one ofhis and Andy Brown and Miguel Azar bothscored on long throw-ins from Pete Leeds.Nothing was different in the second half.Purdue took only one shot and that was de¬flected off sweeper Bo Flores’ leg. TheMaroons continued to move down the wingswell, crossing the ball infor repeated at¬tempts on goal. Jun Kim, Dave Anievas andAnderson scored, and there were a flurry ofshots from the rest of the Maroons, includ¬ing near misses by David Ansani, Mitch Ka-petan and Pete Leeds.One of the most heartening aspects of thegame was solid play of the Chicago mid-field. The Maroons have come up with sev¬eral reinforcements for last year’s stalwart,Brown. Second year Anderson has im¬proved on his adequate capabilities; fresh¬man Kapetan hs immediately fit in wellplaying next to Brown; and second yearLeeds has grabbed himself an importantspot on the team after sitting out his fresh¬man year. Furthermore, Kim had provenhimself a scoring threat from either wing.More than anything else, the midfield im¬provements indicate that U of C will be astrong division III contender this year.Referees don’t decide the game, the players do. Or do they? That’s what theMaroons were wondering after their loss toAurora Monday. A faculty offsides call, adisallowed goal from a tree kick and an un¬called penalty kick accounted for the dif¬ference admitted that he had dribbled out ofbounds immediately prior to crossing theball for one of his team’s goals. After adjust¬ing the referees’ foul-ups, the score wouldhave been 5-4 U of Chicago.But big deal. Only losers cry over referee¬ing, and the way the Maroons played madeit evident that they won’t be losers in manyother contests. From the beginning, theMaroons passed well and employed almostflawless tactics, controlling the game untilthey allowed an unmarked man to score abreakaway just before half.In the second half came the trouble.Aurora caught U of C in a defensive lapsefor three unanswered goals in the first fif¬teen minutes. However, as Coach Barry deSilva noted, “U of C never quit,” even in theface of the 4-0 deficit and the unfortunate of¬ficiating. David Ansani demonstrated hisAll-Conference pluck by scoring twice on as¬sists from Andy Brown. Ansani’s first goalwas a picturesque lob over the goalkeeper’shead and the second came from a flick ofBrown’s dextrous foot. Ansani’s two goalstied him for the team scoring lead, a title hehas held for the past two years.Time ran out for the Maroons Monday,however, and their comeback came too late.And a shame that was, as De Silva felt thescore belied the quality of the Maroon’splay. “If we continue to play this way, wehave a fine season ahead of us,” said thecoach.The next tough test for the Maroons willbe Friday against Valparaiso. Always astrong team, Valpo will give the Maroons achance to avenge the Aurora fiasco and re¬inforce Chicago’s name as a Division IIIcontender.ApologyEditor’s Apology: In the orientation weekissue, we reported the 1985 Maroons start¬ing lineups. Unfortunately, there was anerror. We originally reported that the start¬ing offesive tackle was Dave Abbott. How¬ ever, it should have stated Paul Gibbons asthe starter and Abbott as one who splitsplaying time. We apologize to Mr. Gibbonsfor this error and hope that this is some con¬solation.Healthy LivingWorkshopsfor October & NovemberPrenatal Preparation“Diet” Food ProductsDiabetes WorkshopCare of the NewbornLow Calorie Cooking OsteoporosisBack PainMenopauseFood for the HolidaysWorking Parents11Management of Childhood IllnessesDeveloping a Fitness Programmost workshop fees $3 - $5Hyde Park Community Health Center1515 E. 52nd Place, in Harper Courtfpil Come workon the MaroonWE NEED NEWS ANDFEATURE WRITERS,PHOTOGRAPHERS, ANDCOPY EDITORS.STOP BY OUR OFFICE,IDA NOYES 303, FOR ASTUDY BREAK SUNDAYNIGHT AT 7 P.M.The Federalist Society presents1 Honorable Clarence M. Pendleton, Jr. jRepublican & Chairman, United StatesCommission on Civil Rightswill speak on:“QUOTAS >5Public lecture at4 p.m., Monday October 7th(University of Chicago Law School Auditorium^111 East 60th St.The Chicago Maroon- Friday, October 4. 1985—23Field hockey begins its slow fade to blackBy Jon HerskovitzAlas, all things must come to an end, andUniversity of Chicago field hockey is no ex¬ception. This is the final season for varsityfield hockey at Chicago. It will be replacedwith women’s soccer next fall. With a strongsense of determination the field hockeyplayers have entered their final season,wanting to end with a bang and not awhimper.A lack of high school field hockey in theMid-West, and the unavailibility of local col¬legiate competition are the two major fea¬tures of the demise of field hockey at Chi¬cago Recruitment of players has beendifficult, as can be seen on the roster of thisyear's squad. There are no freshman re¬cruits playing field hockey, and eight upper classmen with no collegiate field hockey ex¬perience constitute half of the team.Despite the lack of experienced players,Coach Linda Whitehead is optimistic aboutthis season. There are seven returningstarters from last year’s team, and therookies have shown quite a bit of promise.As Coach Whitehead points out, there willbe three or four players with no collegiateexperience playing in the game at once, but,“these players are good athletes, and havepicked up the game quite quickly,” saidWhitehead.Among some of the first year field hockeyplayers that have played well in the firsttwo games are backfielders Linnea Bohn,Kathy McGarvey, Christine Loos, and se¬nior forward Vivian Derechin. Coach Whi¬ tehead has been trying to work the rookiesin at defense because, as she remarks, “ifthe experienced players can play good of¬fense, there will be little work for the de¬fense.”Junior Arzou Ahsan has the burder ofbeing the team’s field leader, a task she hashandled well in the first two games. She willget offensive help from juniors KathleenLively and Pamina Haddock. Senior Caro¬line Christen has been the defensive stopperin her sweeper position.The field hockey team has gotten off to aslow start. They lost their first game to fieldhockey powerhouse University of Wiscon-sin-Steven’s Point 7-0. However, there wassome consolation in the game, as Haddockremarked, “the team played well consider¬ ing that we oonly had three days of prac¬tice.”In previous years the field hockey teamhas traveled to Sauk Valley, Michigan tostart the season. These trips provided a pre¬season warm up for the field hockey teambefore they began their regular season. Butthis year there was no trip to Sauk Valley,and the field hockey team had to jump intothe regular season with only three days ofpractice. With the abundance of rookies onthe team the trip to Sauk Valley was desper¬ately needed in order to acquire some gameexperience. To compensate, Coach White-head held two a day practice sessions beforethe start of classes.On Saturday, September 21st, the fieldhockey team traveled to Wheaton Collegecontinued on page 25Volleyball starts with conf. hopesWomen's tennis-By Mother VeachContributing WriterAfter the loss of four top varsity seniors,the return of only three undergrads, and theappointment of a new coach, it would besomewhat unfair to expect much from thisseason's women's varsity tennis squad. Butthen again, the new coach is no ordinarvcoach. Rumor has it, Coach Bill Simms isdivine. He must be. or the new recruits areswallowing steroids.This summer. Wonder Bunny SophiaMedzihradsky, a 5-11 bleached-blonde ama¬zon from Michigan, heard that divineSimms was taking over the women's team.This appeared to be a key factor in enticingher to join this season's squad. Three moreamazons have followed the propheticSimms. Shawn "Hanna” Stevens, amazonbeauty “Baby” Beth Gindin, and the ag¬gressive Sarah Rotch. are a trio of strength,endurance, and of course, beginner's luck.No one expected much from the three re¬turning letterman. but “Butter Buns” JaneBohman is determined to prove just how hotshe is this season. Over the summer, Boh¬man played six hours a day in Ohio’s staleheat and she is now thrashing the courtswith her firearm forehand. Jane you arehot! Krista Choi, the team’s own Karate Kidand also co-captain, was off to a shaky start,but is now' back on track. Opponents shouldbeware of her kicking serves!Co-captain and acting mother CarrieVeach wishes not to comment of her matchaction, but she does look threatening atpractice with her new slice serve-shotgreasers. She may prove to be more than all fun 'n gameshot air at the conference championships,providing that she doesn’t choke on herhits.Martha Stanek. Veach’s partner, is betterknown as the California Princess who isboth a royalist rookie and a rouser. She pro¬mised to take all balls coming down themiddle so Veach doesn’t have to hit a back¬hand. Stanek has already decapitated threeopponents with her shotgun volleys.Dorie Israel and “Big Al” Allison Smithreceived direct word from God to meet lastTuesday at the Ingleside Courts on Chica¬go’s South Side. Israel abandoned her Divi¬sion I team at beautiful Kentucky State andheaded for Hyde Park immediately. Allisonhopped on the first flight out of LaGuardiafor the South Side of Chicago (God must bevery convincing these days!), and Smithcame straight to the courts in her skin tightpants ready to “kick some butt,” as the WonBun so accurately and poetically de¬scribed.The most subdued members of the squadare Heather Harlin and Martina Hahn. Atfirst they were taken back by Won Buns’ vi¬olent outbursts and Simms’ intense, tor¬tuous drills, but it now7 looks like they arehere to stay. Nothing is too big of a sacrificefor Simms, the team’s immortal prophet.As Won Buns so swankily stated of theteams' promising season, “Like Man, LakeForest and Cornell are history!” The Cali¬fornia Princess followed up with this pro¬found comment. “F#©f veh!”The Maroons host IIT today at 3:30. Comesee them live up to their exciting reputa¬tion. By Arzou AhsanContributing WriterThe 1985 Volleyball team is ready to startplaying its matches. This year’s squad maynot be as experienced as other University ofChicago teams have been in the past, butwhat it lacks in experience this team makesup in competitiveness. Each individualcame back for preseason stronger, in shapeand ready to work hard. Last weekend’s 1-2showing at the Scarlet Hawk Invitationalwas quite promising considering the teamhad been playing together for only fourdays.The Maroons opened their season with a15-8, 15-9 win over North Park College. Theteam showed particular strength on theirfront line and in their service. PaigeThompson and Helen Gemmill served upseveral “untouchable floaters.” In their fol¬lowing matches Chicago lost to ITT 8-15,17-15, 10-15 and to Rockford College 12-15,13-15. According to Head Coach RosalieResch, “these matches were closer than thescores indicate. We lost a few crucial pointsdue to our inexperience.”The most experienced part of this team isthe front line. Returning starter Gemmill“is a very reliable hitter and the most solidall-around player on the team.” She leads agroup of hitters that are “getting strongerwith every practice.” Returners WendyParshall, Colleen Thorne, Phyllis William¬son and Svetlana Drmanic have greatly im¬ proved their blocking and hitting skills andare working well as a coordinated unit.Moving into new positions as setters thatyear are Lynn Bircsak and Mary Ishii. As¬sistant Coach Mary Klemundt sees the set¬ters as the central part of the Maroons’game. “How the setters do should deter¬mine the outcome of a match.” Bircsak andIshii are developing into outstanding set¬ters, consistently setting well so the offensecan provide the fire power.At the moment, the weakest part of Chi¬cago’s game is in the back court, whereThompson is the only player with a lot of ex¬perience. This lack of experience has hurtthe Maroons, especially in last weekend’sdisappointing losses to Aurora College, Illi¬nois Wesleyan, and Concordia College. Theteam had a problem with receiving serveand hence had a hard time getting their of¬fense going. But Chicago has worked on thisall week in practice and is ready to show itsimprovements against Rockford College to¬night at Henry Crown Field House.The outlook for this season is very opti¬mistic. According to co-captian Lynn Birc¬sak, “this team is really together as a unit,which is one advantage it has over theteams of prior years.” In the close matches,the 1985 squad appears to have the extrapsychological edge that will push themtoward victory. These volleyball playersare “very competitive - physically strongand mentally stronger than ever.”LITERARY REVIEWFIRST MIf you’re interested in writing forCLR, come to: Maroon Office(3rd Floor, Ida Noyes), Monday,10/7 7 p.m. If you can’t make themeeting, stop by the officeTuesdays between 7 and 9 orcall 962-9555. CLR: Student runbook review, publishedquarterly. The Staff: reads newbooks, writes down what theythink. If you can read, write, andthink, you’re qualified. ^Powell 5 Book STORE1501 E. 57tL Street955-77809 a.m. -11 p.m.7 days a weekNot just 200,000 scholarly andacademic books (philosophy,ancient history, anthropology,literary criticism) — but alsoscience fiction, mystery, occult,cookbooks, and much, muchmore.$3495 El-515-SSOLAR POWERED, SCIENTIFIC CALCULATORSolar power provides energy for this scientificcalculator.University of Chicago BookstoreOffice Machine Department970 E. 58th Street2nd Floor962-340024—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 4, 1985The Third StringSee the god-like geriatrics advanceBy Dennis ChanskyThere was one great consolation being a student on vacation from the University ofChicago for the summer. For as you were chafing under the burden of the only stupidlittle job you could find once you got home at the end of June, you had no reason to missall the incredible sports action that paraded past for those who were not involved in longcommutes back and forth from the financial and cultural centers of the west, or whowere not involved in entangling alliances with young Europeans. You and I, we whopassed our summer painting houses, waxing cars, polishing melons or laying asphalt,whose great escape from it all was a little beer or some 1983 Gewurtz and a piece of fleshor a zucchini on the gas grill, we were rewarded with the sporting summer which willstand out as the one which marks the end of our youth.This summer, the heroes and villians of our youth all seemed to give us one last chanceto see them at the top of their game, and we were able to judge for one last time just howgood they were at the top of their game.In late July, w'ith a season-ending strike threatening, T. Seaver took the mound in Yan¬kee Stadium to take his first shot at winning his 300th game. Watching him that day werethe largest single press contingent for a baseball game since the seventh game of the 1975World Series; 30,000 Yankee fans shouting obscenities at his wife, children and fatherwho were sitting in the front row; and, most importantly 20,000 pensive Met fans whowere lemming-like in Seaver’s path. And Seaver did not mess around. For the press, hewon the game; for the photographers, he pitched a complete game so they could photo¬graph a grown man voluntarily leaving his feet; and for his family and his fans, he heldthe hot-hitting Yankees to four hits and one run. If he had lost to the Yankees, all 20,000Met fans would have taken cabs home because they would have been too ashamed toshare the subway with any Yankee fans that day. But was there ever a doubt that Seaverwould not get the job done as quickly as possible?And then there was P. Rose. Now Rose didn’t break Cobb’s record in his first at-batwith 4191 hits. In fact, it took him about six at-bats before he lined that single off of thestupid ass. But that hit allowed Rose eventually to score an important run, which helpedbring his team into a pennant race that they had no right being in. What Rose treated usto this summer was not 4200 hits, but the transferal of his enthusiasm to 24 others. Manyscribes felt that a Rose would be in over his head as a manager, and we feared that hemight eventually be fired, and lose the title he fought so hard for as a player, that ofwinner. But Rose doesn’t mess around at whatever he does, and he will always be awinner as long as he is on the baseball field.And then there was L. Holmes’ last fight. Most fight fans have maintained that Holmeswas an unworthy successor to Ali and Frazier, but Holmes never lost. By knockout or byfixed decision he won 48 fights from the start of his career. And he was about to tie therecord of 49-0 set by the most congenial of great champions R. Marciano. The R.’s 49thfight was against the light-heavyweight champion, and so Holmes scheduled his 49thagainst the light-heavy champ. Seven previous times the mismatch between heavy andlight-heavy was won by the heavyweight. L. Holmes became the first heavy-weightchamp to losee to a light-heavy. And his loss meant that Holmes could never catch Mar¬ciano. It would not have taken much from Holmes to beat M. Spinks; he would have wonif he landed even one right hand in 15 rounds. But Holmes decided to mess around. Whatwas always suspected of Holmes, that he had slight character, was finally proven to betrue. When it was one for the record book. Holmes fell one point short on two cards.And then there are those freakish types who never really did anything great but dideverything with a certain style. R. Carew pops into my mind. On the same day Seaverthrilled 300 reporters at the Stadium, R. gave a good time to about 25 scribes in Anaheimas he poked his 3000th hit from his relaxed batting stance. It’s tough to judge Carew in thecontext of winner or loser since he has spent so much of his career playing for GeneMauch, who is a loser through and through.And P. Niekro also dances across my brain throwing that ugly flutterball for 299 vic¬tories. So far he has tried four times to gain number 300 with no success. But nothing hasever been easy for Niekro, so why should this one win be. I think you can call Niekro aloser of sorts, since he really has never won anything. But, unlike other losers who try toavoid facing the truth Niekro faces up to the fact that he has pitched for 20 years but hasnever been in a World Series. He says it is like being in the office for twenty years andnever finishing the job. I admire Niekro for saying that.There it is, a fond goodbye to the gods who gave joy to my youth.Field Hockeycontinued from page 23for their second game. On a brisk greymorning, the field hockey team lost theirsecond game 4-1.Wheaton opened the scoring in the gameafter seven minutes of play. Chicago goalie.Missy Gavens. saved a Wheaton shot fromabout 15 yards out. Wheaton’s left innerpicked up the rebound, and put it in fcr thegame’s first score.Chicago quickly mounted an offensiveafter the Wheaton goal. Arzou Ahsan un¬leashed a hard shot from the left of the cir¬cle, which was saved by the Wheaton goalie.Kathleen Lively followed the rebound with ashot that went left of the cage.Wheaton regrouped to tally the game’ssecond score. On a cross from the rightwing, Wheaton’s Nagy, along in front of thegoal, handeled the pass, and put it in for agoal.With about five minutes left in the firsthalf, Chicago scored their first goal. Theplay started with a pass from Haddock toAhsan, who shot the ball, and the Wheatongoalie was unable to clear the ball from thegoal mouth. A crowd gathered in front of thegoal, and it was just a matter of time beforea player out the ball in for a score. Chicago forward. Kerry Begley got credit for thegoal.The pivotal point of the game occurred inthe final minute of the first half as Wheatonscored tc take a 3-1 lead. The goal seemed totake the spirit out of any Chicago comebackattempt.Chicago started the second half with aflury of offensive pressure. But all Chicagoscoring attempts came up short. In a large¬ly uneventful second half Wheaton had theonly score. Their goal came on a cross fromthe left to a wide open Kemp, who wasstandking, unmarked, in front of the Chica¬go goal. She gathered the pass from thewing, and put a hard shot passed Chicagogoalie Gavens for the game’s final scoreInexperience on the Chiago defense andthe inability to clear the ball after the shotwere two of the main factors contributing tothe loss. The Chicago defense left Wheatonforwards Wheaton scores unmarked in frontof the goal, which often resulted in. Howev¬er, senior sweeper, Caroline Christen,played a fine game on defense for Chiago,and proved to be the stopper of many ofWheaton’s drives.Any Details that you wantconsidered forIM WIREpublication must besubmitted to Ida Noyes 303ATTN: Matt Schaefferc/o Maroon Sports Footballcontinued from page oneBut large crowds are to be expected whenthe team gets off to a 3-0 start and hires anadvertising whiz kid like Frank Luby topublicize it. But large home crowds areeasy to warm to. and certainly the Maroonswill be better prepared if another largecrowd shows up at Stagg for the gameagainst Beloit on October 12.The larger-than-usual crowd just addedpressure on the Maroons, who had a largetask to begin with. The undefeated Maroonswere scheduled against the undefeated CoeCollege Kohawks. Besides adding to thefrenzy all over the campus, a victory overCoe would be Chicago’s second conferencevictory of the year, which would be doublethe figure from last season when they were1-6 in conference games.“This was the most important game myplayers have been in at the University,”said Ewing while discussing his team’s 28-10loss to Coe. But if Ewing could have given apost-game message to all the people whoshowed up, it would have been, “well,“we’re not finished!”The game started with Chicago’s leadingpass rusher, junior Andrew Jaffee, on thebench with a dislocated shoulder. By theten-minute mark in the second quarter, Jaf¬fee would be joined by quarterback MattSchaefer and defensive back Tim Fields.Schaefer had a jammed finger suffered ear¬lier this week. Fields got his knee bangedpretty badly on the third defensive play ofthe game for Chicago. Fields wound up withthree injured ligaments in his knee, which Irequired surgery this past week. Fields willnot return this season, but he is expected torecover full mobility in time.The Maroons were without three impor¬tant starters for much of the game. WithoutJaffee to apply pressure to Coe quarterbackGlenn Carlson, or Fields to harass Carlson sreceivers, Coe tallied 197 yards passing onthe day.Steve Lyle filled in well for Jaffee on theline, but in the fourth quarter, with Coeholding the ball deep in their own end andChicago trailing 21-10. Carlson was able toescape the rush and break upfield for a gainof 50 yards. Although Coe did not score onthat drive, the big gainer helped them pinChicago deep in their own end on the changeof possession. Since without Schaefer theMaroons moved the ball effectively only onthe ground, they did not have time left to getthe two scores they needed to take thelead. But moving almost exclusively on theground, with Bruce Montella and Tony Leein the backfield, Chicago nearly won thegame anyway.On the drive the Maroons used 10-out-ofrunning plays to move 70 yards downfieldinside the Coe 10 But with a fourth-and-goalfrom the 10, Ewing decided to not go for thesure three points with a field goal. Coe heldand Chicago did not score. “A mistake.”Ewing later termed it. “It is important thatsuch a good, long drive should result insome kind of score.”Another second-half drive built around 16-of-18 rushing plays brought the Maroons in¬side the Coe five, where Bruce Montellafumbled the ball and Coe recovered. It wasMontella’s 28th of 31 carries on the day. TheCoe defense was able to key in on Montellaall day, especially after Schaefer’s exit.Montella gained 87 yards, to raise his sea¬son total to 756, still among the best in thenation.Coe scored first at 4:02 in the first quarteron an 18 yard run by Steve Parsons. Thedrive was keyed by a 26 yard reception byRay Lomas.Coe’s second score was set up by aSchaefer interception. Unable to grip theball, Schaefer found his passes sailing, thisone to Loren Ditch. Carlson carried this onein himself on a one-yard run.The third Coe score followed a blockedpunt which they recovered on the Maroons’12. Tom Kaloupek ran it in from one yardout, the first of his two touchdowns.Both Chicago scores came after fumblerecoveries by Andy Hewett. The first one,off of a punt return, set up a touchdown passfrom freshman Scott Gross, who replacedSchaefer, to junior Eric Smith. The comple¬tion was one of only five on the day for Chi¬cago. After the second recovery. BrianWard kicked a 38 yard field goalCoe kicker Rims Roof hits four extrapoints, to run his consecutive PAT streak to73, one short of the all-time Division III re¬cord of 74 in a row.The Maroons will have to prove they are“not finished” against Lawrence Universitythis Saturday up in Appleton. Wisconsin.Ewing does not think that Lawrence has theright kind of talent to take advantage of hisinjuries.Schaefer and Jaffee are questionablestarters for this game, as is Linebacker TedRepass who suffered a “hip-pointer”against Coe.PHOTO BY BEN FOREST/MAROONFreshman Scott Gross fills in for an injured Matt Schaefer and throws TDpass.Varsity schedulesFriday, Oct. 4Women’s Tennis Illinois Institute of Technology 3:30 p.m.Volleyball at Lawrence University 8 p.m.Soccer at Valparaiso University 4 p.mSaturday, Oct. 5Football at Lawrence University* 2 p.mSoccer Ripon College 1 p.mCross-Country(Men & Women) at Beloit College Invitational TBAMonday, Oct. 7Soccer at Judson College 4 p.m* Can be heard live on WHPK 88 5 FMTBA — to be announced•The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 4, 1985—25■IT PRE-LAWEVENTSTwo Important EventsFor Students ApplyingThis Fall or NextPRE-LAW MEETINGDiscussion of Admissions Process featuring theDirectors of Admissions from:University of Chicago New York UniversityHarvard University Yale UniversityColumbia UniversityThursday, Oct. 10th4:00 p.m.Harper 130Sponsored by the Dean of Students inthe College and University of ChicagoLaw School.LAW SCHOOL FORUMLaw School Admissions Council issponsoring a two day fair. Law SchoolAdmissions personnel from over 100 lawschools will be available; several otherservices will be available.Fri., Oct. 11-10 a.m. to 8 p.m.Sat., Oct. 12-10 a.m. to 3 p.m.PALMER HOUSEState & Monroe StreetAdmission is FREEDON’T MISSTHESEEVENTS! Job Posting — GRANTS Systems AnalystJob available: September 15, 1985Contact: Ed Covington-East (2-8824)This position is being created to provide technical supportfor GRANTS—the University’s on-line database and trackingsystem for sponsored research programs. The Analyst willhave the following responsibilities: 1). technical administra¬tion of the GRANTS system including the regulation of useraccess and the maintenance of tables; 2). training of users inthe operation of the new version of GRANTS; 3). creation anddocumentation of data entry standards for all users; 4).analysis of the users’ reporting needs; 5). programming ofuser-defined reports in the 1022 database managementlanguage; 6). consultation with the University Budget Officeon the use of GRANTS data in budget projections; and 7). aleading role in further revisions of GRANTS.The GRANTS system resides on one of the University’sDEC 20 computers and was written in FORTRAN using the1022 database management system. The applicant shouldhave a working familiarity with the DEC operating environ¬ment; some exposure to an IBM mainframe would also bedesirable. The applicant should also be comfortable withreport-based administrative applications, as well as withother types of data manipulation ranging from statisticalstudies to data translation.Experience with database management systems andsome high-level programming language, familiarity withTOPS-20 and familiarity with the technical issues involved inon-line administrative applications are requisites for the posi¬tion. Experience with 1022, SPSS, SAS, BASIC, IFPS, orModel 204 would contribute to the candidate’s desirability.After initial training by the Assistant Director of InformationSystems Planning and his staff, the Analyst will work in closeconsultation with the Associate Vice-President for Researchand the Office of Sponsored Programs to install the newsystem. After the individuals in OSP responsible for using thesystem in a production environment have become proficientin its use, the Analyst may take on additional responsibilitiesin the Office of Information Systems Planning or report in¬stead to the Office of Sponsored Programs. This decision willbe based on both the needs of the two offices and the talentsof the individual hired. Ar r*r. *r; .ra* T.r.g ,rr» ""FPut the pastin yourfuture!liVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer generous floor space com¬bined with old-fashioned high ceilings. Park and lakefront providea natural setting for affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances—Wall-to-wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or —Laundry facilities onoutdoor parking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios. One-, Two- and Three-Bedroom ApartmentsOne-bedroom from $555 • Two-bedroom from $765Rent includes heat, cooking gas and master TV antennaCfOindennereHcuse1642 East 56th StreetIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryEqual Housing Opportunity Managed by Metroplex. ln<26—The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 4, 1985CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $3 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our of¬fice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tues¬day 8. Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior topublication. Absolutely no exceptions will bemade! In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments will be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any errors.SPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, & U of C shuttle, laundry,facilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri.9-2on Sat.7 Room apt. 3 bedrooms 2 baths avail. Now $750Month Edwin Kay 288-8995GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U repair).Also delinquent tax property. Call 805-687-6000Ext. GH-4534 for information.Furnished room in 5-rm apt-elevator bldg. 1blk. from campus and 1C. Available Oct. 1. 2references necessary. Call 324-7104 before 8amor between 5 and 7.Furnished rooms in Townhouse Avail. NowNewly carpeted and painted $250 per mo. -I- secutilities incld. 747-1062 Gloria Miller.Roomate wanted to share lovely coach house.Female pref. $300/mo. includes utilities. Im¬mediately available Valerie 962-8846 w 268-3464H.Female to share 3 bdrm apt w/same 48 Dor¬chester $200 per mo E layne 536-6883 after 4pm.WANTED: 4 Students to share turn 4br twnhsenewly decor 1&1/2 bath 52nd Blackstone$265/ea util incl sec req call Gloria eves 747-1062.FOR RENT TO SHARE, to non-smokingfemale grad or staff: one bedroom in a 2bedroom condo. Sunny, wood floors, furnished,laundry, fac. security bldg. $260 55th & In-gleside 241-5444.Lrg & Bright Bdr & Bath in Pvt Apt 58 & DorchPref Grad Stu/Professional. Non-smoker.Avail Immediately. $250. Call after 5pm 643-3344.Large, sunny apt. east Hyde Park 3BR, 3bathsCR, DR, end. sunporch. Avail Now. $1000/mo.Call: 741-6737or 962-9807eves. After 5pm.Lge 1 brm apt, sublet til June opt to renew, inOak Pk nr transpt, frnch drs, dressing areabrnd-new ktchn & bth, adj pkg, lge strge/sunporch, $440/mo. call 383-9354 or 643-1600x235.Two bedroom apartment furnished ph. 955-7083.Bedroom available in two-bedroom apart¬ment. $145 per month. Inquire 643-9624.PEOPLE WANTEDGOVERNMENT JOBS $16,040-$59,230/yr. NowHiring. Call 805-687-6000 Ext. R-4534 for currentfederal list.Substitute Teachers needed in all academicareas (Nursery-12th) Also, PE, Music,Library, industrial arts, computer. Inquire:Director, 1362 E. 59th St. Chicago IL 60637.Housekeeper Babysitter wanted; afternoons,near campus. Must speak english. 962-8211,955-1696.BABYSITTER wanted for cheerful 4yr oldMon, Weds, Fri from 11:45 pickup at nurseryschool on campus til 4 or 5 pm. Might trade forrent on 1-bedrm. apt. near campus. Call 5083558 MWF 8-5, 288-7630 other times.CHILD CARE needed Sunday mornings. Ex¬perience with groups and cuddling necessary.Call 363-8142 or Rev. Ksander 386 2669.RECORDING FOR THE BLIND seeksvolunteers to help record books in French, soc,psych, hist, electronics etc. etc. To volunteercall 288-7077 M-F 10-4 Hinds Geo Sci 59 b.Research. 20hr/wk. Loop consulting firm seeksthird-year-plus graduate student witheconometric experience. Call Mr. Zeiler at 7261541.Funloving babysitter for our children (ages 5 &2) occasional evenings & weekends. $3/hr. 955-6317.Outing Club trip to Indiana Dunes State ParkSaturday. Meet at 59th Street 1C stop at 8:ooAM sharp. Bring lunch and $9.40. Back for din¬ner.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING 8. DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding, dolly available. 743 1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363 0522 Household & small apt discount prices to staff& students from 12/hour free cartons aeld N/Cmany other services. 493-9122HAVING TROUBLE COMPLETING YOURPhD DISSERTATION? The Student MentalHealth Clinic is offering a group for sharing thefrustrations, the isolation, the difficulties ofthis phase. Call 753 2332 for a screening inter¬view.Professional typing service. Good, reliable ser¬vice; large or small projects. Reasonable,competitive rates. Call 752-6972.Phoenix School An excellent alternative education for grades K-5 Located in Hyde Park nearU of C Now accepting applications 955 2775.FOR SALESPACIOUS DEARBORN PARK CONDOMINIUM FOR SALE: 3 b.r., 2 baths, 1450sq. ft. Midrise building, cheery southern ex¬posure overlooking pleasant green courtyardSwimming pool, near loop. ALL appliances,built-in storage. For information call Ms.Carey Preston, Baird & Warner, 431-1855.Honda Civic, 1977. Low mileage, New exhaustsystem, etc. $1000, Call 324-0919 Wang.79 MAZDA GLC stwgn exc cd CA car no rust$2650 753-0237.Knoll Pfister dining table. Dk mahogany top,chrome legs $3000.00 (a bargain) 955-7998Piano, electric. Roland Piano Plus 300. Almostnew. Acoustic piano sound and response with 5additional voices incl. Harpsichord andvibraphone. Traditional wood cabinet.Sacrifice at $575.667 6835.Yard Sale (Garage if rain). Desk, lamps, bookcases, rug, end tables, chairs, Ig mirrors, teen& women's clothing, hsehld misc. Sat 10am2pm Oct 5 at 5307 S. University.PETSBeautiful, tame, home-bred COCK ATI ELBABIES for sale. Guaranteed healthy. Lovingfriendly, low cost, easy care pets. $45-75. 252-6857.PERSONALSSTUDY THE BIBLE by radio. Listen to"GRACE TO YOU" with John MacArthur onWCFL 1000 AM 8:30 am & pm M F. WMBI 1100AM 7:30 am M F. WMBI 90.1 FM 10:30 am MF. THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.HOUSE FOR SALE4 bedroom 4'/2 bath brick home large roomsideal for entertaining, wrought iron fence.Large corner lot, 4 blocks from yacht club v<a! Vto UofC 235,000 752-2387 Carl Brecht.RESEARCHSUBJECTS WANTEDVolunteers are needed for a series of studies onthe effects of various drugs on mood endbehavior. All studies are conducted at the UofCMedical Center and involve only non-experimental drugs, over-the-counter orprescription drugs, or common recreationaldrugs. Payment ranges from $60 to $300(average $189) depending on the study.STUDY D: If you are feeling depressed, sad orblue you may qualify for a 4-week drugpreference study. Minimal time is required.You must be between 21 and 35 and otherwisein good health.STUDY A: If you are feeling nervous, anxiousor tense you may qualify to receive free treat¬ment for your anxiety in exchange for par¬ticipating in a 3 week drug preference study. Inaddition, you will be paid for participating.You must be between 21 and 55 and otherwisein good health.STUDY N: If you are neither anxious nordepressed you may qualify for a 7-week drugpreference study. Minimal time is required.You must be between 21 and 35 and in goodhealth.For more info on Studies D, A or N call Karin962-3560, M F 8:30 to 11:30 am. We are also conducting two studies in the evening that requiremore time.STUDY C: If you are a recreational drug useryou may qualify for a study involving recreational drugs. This study requires that you cometo the laboratory two evenings a week (Mon¬days and Thursdays) for 6 weeks for 2 and V2hours each session. You must be between 18and 35 and in good health.STUDY I: For this study we are looking forgroups of 4 friends to come to our recreationalenvironment one evening a week for 7 weeks.This study also requires that you and yourfriends spend the night in the hospital. Allvolunteers must be 21-35 and in good health.RECRUIT YOUR FRIENDS.For more info on Studies C and I call Joe at 962-3560, M-F 3:30-6 pmOPPORTUNITIESSubscribe to The New York Times at a 30% dis¬count—Call 643-9624. THE BAGEL BRUNCHIS BACK!Hillel has a brunch every Sunday 11 to 1 pmlox, bagel, cream cheese plus the N. Y. Times,Tribune, coffee & Juice - all for $2 Firstbrunch, October 6.GRADUATE WOMEN'STHERAPY GROUPOngoing women's therapy group, primarilygraduate students, has openings for newmembers. Screening interview required. MaryE. Hallowitz, MSW, CSW, ACSW. 947-0154.UNSURE ABOUTABORTIONDO YOU HAVE OPTIONS?Free pregnancy counseling with licensedclinical social workers. Free pregnancytesting also available. Call 561-5288.CALLERSWANTEDPart-time: University of Chicago Telefundcontact alumni for gifts to the university. Earn$4.25 to start. Hours: Monday-Thursday 6-10some Sundays. Must work 2 shifts per week.Call 962-7175 for an interview between 1 and 4.ACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take APRIL WILSON'S GERMAN COURSEthis fall & high pass the winter language exam!The 15 week course begins Mon. Oct. 7. Twosections: MWF 11-12 & 6-7 PM Fun classes 8,readings including proverbs. Kafka, Freud &Nietzsche. Cost: $200. For more informationand to register, call: 667-3038, anytime!HYDE PARK MOVERSHousehold and small apartment discount tostaff and students from $12 hour free cartonsdelv. N/C many other services 493-9122.JAZZERCISE INTO FALLWarm-up, workout and dance your way intoFall with Jazzercise. Classes are being held inthe Garden Room of the First UnitarianChurch, 5650 Woodlawn. Classes are held at 6and 7:15 on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.Register any time. For more information call239-3798.ALLEY SALESaturday, October 510:00 am to 3:00 pmCornell Avenue between 54th & 55th StreetGreat bargains - furniture, appliancesFOR SALEHUGE GARAGE SALE: Furniture &household goods behind 5531 Kenwood, Sat.Oct. 5th, 10-4 pm, or Sunday if it rains. Enteralley from 56th St. Between Kenwood & Dor¬chester. All sales cash.KUN DALI N1 YOGAEnergize your self! Open to greater awarenessjoy & calm. Discover new strength. Revitalizeyour life. Tues & Thurs, 5-6:30. Ida Noyes.DANCE NIGHT,/U.iS- SaV. 10:30-2 D J'd Top 40's Tap BeerSpecial: 40% off 10:30 to 12:00 Members, 214-EDWARDO'SHOTSTUFFEDDev'vered right to your door! Edwardo's-Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza. Open late everynight. Call 241-7960 1321 E. 57th St. 241-7960.FRENCHBeginning: MTH 6:30-8:30pm Rm 205 Oct 7Dec 12, $220. Advanced/exam Prep: Sat 9am-lpm Rm 205 Oct 5-Nov 2; $120. Sylva Tokatlian,753-3353. Intermed: MW Time & Rm TBA Oct7-Dec 11, $220. Amy Reiter-Mclntosh, 667-1995Lutheran Sch. of Theology 1100 E. 55th.GERMANBeginning WF 7-9pm Rm 205 Oct 9-Dec 13,$220 Suzanna Schaefer 493-4350. Advancedreading Sat. 9am-lpm Oct 5-Nov 2 Rm 203(may extend to 10 wks;) $120. Gerlinde Miller363 1384. Lutheran Sch. of Theology 1100 E55th. Conversational: to be arrangedFriedrich Schuler 667-1451.LATINBeginning: MW 7-9pm Oct7-Decl1; $220.Charles Jones 785-6488. Advanced/exam prepMW 7-9pm Oct7-Decll; $220. Jerome Parrish947-4873. Medieval: MW (1st mtg 7:30pm)Oct7-Decll; $220. Kathryn Krug 643 5436. Firstmtg, St. Thomas Rectory, 5472 S. Kimbark.Tutoring by arr., Laura McClure 363-5179.SPANISHBeginning M 6:30-8:30pm Rm 203 Oct 7 Dec9;$120. Intermed: W 6:30-8:30pm Rm 203 Oct9Decll, $120. Sonia Csaszar 493-7251. Advancedexam prep: TTh 6-8pm Rm 203 Oct 8-31 & Sat.Oct 19 & 26; $120. James Savolainen 241-6358.Lutheran Sch. of Theology 1100 E. 55th.LANGUAGESFrench, German, Latin, Spanish. Beginning,intermed., advanced, exam prep. At LutheranSch. of Theology 1100 E. 55th, 667 3500,Kathryn Kruq. 643-5436 Anting Cnnrgina+e*-Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 4. 1985—27The >'10 FREECOPIESTHROUGH NOVEMBER 1WITH THIS ADPlease, one per customerJ^OOPYCENTER nUniversity of Chicago Copy Center IIFirst floor of the Bookstore building, 970 E. 58th StreetOpen 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through FridayCall 962-3333Campus phone 5-COPYAUTUMN QUARTERSPECIAL