Volume y4. No. 46The Chicago MaroonThe University of ChicagoMEGA sweeps SG electionBy Rosemary BlinnStudent government officercandidates from the MEGAparty swept all five executivepositions in elections heldTuesday and Wednesday. TheDEMON party came in se¬cond while NERK took thirdplace and POW took in fourthin a hotly contested race.Furthermore, the proposedamendment to moverepresentative elections fromthe spring to the fall will berecounted because themargin was too close to call.The MEGA party of UrbanLarson, president; WendySchiller, Vice President; BillMcDade, Treasurer; AmyxMoss, secretary; and LisaMontgomery, Finance Chairtook all positions decisively,with the closest opponentmore than 100 votes away.While DEMON and MEGAwere neck and neck in theCollege voting, MEGA car¬ried the Graduate vote over¬whelm ingly. Over 1400students cast votes in theelection, one of the highestturnouts in recent years.The NERK party filed acomplaint Wednesday sayingthat the POW party had spentmore than the campaign limit on campaign propaganda.Each party (all people af¬filiated with POW in thiscase) may spend only $250collectively. POW was accus¬ed of having spent more oncomputer time than they ac¬tually wrote on their list ofcampaign expenses. TheElection and Rules commit¬tee, chaired by Rick Szensy,ruled that because “we haveno experience in determiningthe cost of computer time, wecan’t prove that POW spentover its limit,” noting that thecomputer accounts whichPOW claimed to have workedunder showed no activity forthe past ten days, which is theonly accounting that can beimmediately accessed to in¬vestigate such a charge.Szesny commented; “Evenif POW had been disqualified,and you assumed that allthose votes would go to the se-cond place finisher(DEMON), DEMON wouldnot have had enough votes tobeat MEGA candidates in anyof the five officer races.”Seats that the disqualifica¬tions might have made a dif¬ference for are theundergraduate represen¬tatives and the Student Facul¬ty Administration (SFA)Court. Szesnv said that the POW literature did not men¬tion those positions. The SFAand dorm representativesmade their own posters.Six official complaints werefiled during the election, in¬cluding one against NERKpresidential candidate DavidFeige who was accused byPOW of ripping down theircampaign posters. The E & RCommittee ruled that therewas only circumstantialevidence and therefore didnot disqualify Feige.The DEMON party issued astatement of their commenton the elections saying, “Thechairman was informed thismorning of his defeat. For allwe could see, he seemed to beupset. He said. “I'm upset,”and we all understood. As aresult of the election, theChairman has announced hewill graduate in the nextquarter.”The release also proclaim¬ed that this election was “theend of DEMON. What wasonce a party full of vibrantenergy is now a sad collectionof human shells.”Results for graduate andwrite-in positions, as well as arecount of the amendmentwill probably be completedMonday.WHPK pins hopes on organizationBy Richard A. SengerAlthough money problemscontinue to interfere with theUniversity-run radio stationWHPK’s progress the stationis diversifying its format inanticipation of its muchawaited move to 100 watts inlate May.Because of this increasedaudience base, managementat 88.3 FM (moving to 88.5 inMay) is adding more publicaffairs programming into theschedule. According toWHPK station manager,Kent Yeglin, this will fostergreater interest in the univer¬sity as well as provide a ser¬vice for the Hyde Park neigh¬borhood.‘Because our increase to100 watts means we will bereaching more than twice asmany people around the citythan before (slightly under 1million total), we feel it ismore important than ever totry to appeal to as great an ethnic diversity as we can.Therefore, we’re adding spe¬cial programming we hopewill attract many Hyde Parklisteners. These public affairsshows will provide more of abridge between the universityand the community, and sincesome of them deal with uni¬versity activities (such as“Sport Time” and “ChicagoRoundtable”), people whodon’t know very much aboutthe University of Chicago canbenefit and learn more aboutus. also.”Unfortunately, funding forthe station remains limited.Craig Rosenbaum, newsdirector for the station, seesthe lack of funds as prohibi¬tive to any major overhaul ofthe news department in thenear future. “We simply can'tcompete with colleges likeNorthwestern and Syracusewho have large journalismdepartments that take care ofexpenses. We’ve been able toattract many highly visible people and candidates in thepast, but it’s becoming in¬creasingly difficult with moreand more people wantingspeaking fees which we justcan't supply.”Alison Inafuku. who pre¬sently organizes a public af¬fairs show for WHPK. alsosees the problem as stem¬ming from lack of studentparticipation. “Our staff isadequate (5-8 activemembers who do the news,about 16 total), but we coulduse more people getting in¬volved. Space is no problem;we could use some more newsreporters and broadcasters.Also, if the lines of communi¬cation between the universitynewspapers and WHPK couldbe improved. I'm certain thenews could be more timely.”Right now, newscasts areonly done once a day for tenminutes, at 9 in the morning,and feature stories are takenprimarily from The Chicagocontinued on page sixWashington columnist visitsBy Richard A. SengerWilliam Raspberry, a prizewinning journalist and na¬tionally syndicated columnistfor The Washington Post, willdeilver a public lecture on“The Press and Public Poli¬cy” with a question and an¬swer period at the end of thespeech April 30 at 3:30 p.m. inthe third floor lecture hall ofSwift. Raspberry, who is thefinal Visiting Fellow of the’84-’85 academic year, willalso be present on campusApril 29 to meet with studentsinformally.According to Visiting Fel¬lows Committee member F.Gregory Campbell, Raspber¬ry is looking forward to theexperience, which includes aschedule of two luncheonswith students, a visit to a hu¬manities core course, dinnerreceptions, the public speech,and probably a lot of talking.“I think he has a good senseof humor. He said it (the schedule) sounds like fun,”Campbell said.Awarded the Capital PressWilliam RaspberryClub’s “Journalist of theYear” for his coverage of theWatts riots of Los Angeles in1965, Raspberry has been de¬scribed by Time Magazine as having “emerged as the mostrespected black voice on anywhite newspaper...not sur¬prisingly, his judgment regu¬larly nettles the Pollyannasand the militants.” He hasbeen a staff member of TheWashington Post for twentythree years and is currently acolumnist in the urban affairsdepartment, published twiceweekly. The twenthy fourthVisiting Fellow to be chosenin the six-year history of theprogram. Raspberry joins adistinguished list of previousmembers, including JohnKenneth Galbraith. WilliamF Buckley. Charlton Heston,and from this year. RosalynYalow, Arthur Laffer, andBeverly Sills.While the lecture is open tothe general public, thesmaller informal gatheringsare reserved to those studentswho sign up in advance, witha general limit of thirty toeach meeting. SG victoryv_ President mUrban Larson (MEGA) 486Mark Woo (DEMON) 270David Feige (NERK 269Sanjay Wagle (POW) 186Eric Bergson (CARE) 44Vice PresidentWendy Schiller (MEGA) 564Marge MCGRAW (DEMON) 251Scott Durchslag (NERK) 227Mat Kevtis (POW) 156Joe Bavone (CARE) 34TreasurerBill McDade (MEGA) 658Michael Mohar (DEMON 293Tracey McGrath (POW) 191Eun Kyung Kim (CARE) 51SecretaryAmy Moss (MEGA) 562Dan Hall (DEMON) 277Nick Baham (POW) 186Julie Fernandes (NERK) 163Oak Kyung Kim (CARE) 35SGFC ChairLisa Montgomery (MEGA)Chris Caperton 'DFMf .*) 549279Larry Stein (NERK) 236William O'Connell (POW) 159SFA CourtRita WalterParzad AlviMichael FitzgeraldMichael RabiehStuart McDermottJennifer Uelinger?’irton-Judsr'n •"•itch 1 ‘noellTerri Montague Stephar le Derr,asrolor <lhiCreg Hennessey M '--Lean- hore'and V C, ♦ IAlison Inafuku Carrie LevmeLinda HendersonMartha Wagner ’'""in •♦orWoodward CourtJennie Jane Write-inmit; c mvho park Blvd.Raj Nanda Dorey S 'em jn"d^oondent Hoi'^'og ’rortri '* :dg 1Alan Ka iter \Vrite-inJill Canterman Broad* iewwrite-ins) *.ute-inGould discusses boundariesBy Diane HillStephen Jay Gould, ren¬owned evolutionary biologistfrom Harvard, will give a lec¬ture entitled • Boundaries'' onThursday, May 2nd at 8; 00PM in Rockefeller Chapel.The lecture is presented aspart of the 100th anniversarycelebration of Sigma Xi. a na¬tional scientific research so¬ciety with 330 members oncampus.Gould has worked in a vari¬ety of fields, including biolo¬gy. geology, zoology, paleon¬tology and the history ofscience. He holds several po¬sitions at Harvard in thesefields, but is probably mostfamous for his contributionsin evolutionary biology.According to David Raup.chairman of the Departmentof Physical Sciences, Gouldhas done field work in the fos¬ sil record, research in gene¬tics, and most importantly,theoretical work in evolution.Gould, along with Niles El-dridge. came up with thetheory of punctuated equilib¬rium. which proposes thatevolutionary change comes inspurts which are followed byperiods of stability.Gould is also well know as awriter. His columns fromNatural History magazinehave been collected into fourpopular anthologies: EverSince Darwin. The Panda'sThumb. Hen's Teeth andHorse's Toes, and This Viewof Life. Gould also wrote theaward-winning MismeasureOf Man. in which he discred¬its intelligence testing andsuggests that intelligence isnot hereditary, but rather de¬termined by one’s environ¬ment.X' P2The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985• • • •••••The“North Side”MAROONEXPRESSLET THE MAROON EXPRESS HELP YOU GETTO THE LOOP AND THE NEAR NORTHBEFORE MID-TERMS HIT AND KEEP YOULOCKED UP IN HYDE PARK...... Albert Brooks is the rage and the Fine Art’s Theatre is re-releasing 2 of his earlier movies “Real Life” and “ModernRomance.” Get off at the Art Institute.... The weather is perfect for a stroll along Rush Street-restaurants,bars, and outdoor cafes abound. Be spontaneous! Cruise on overfrom the Water Tower stop.... “Streetwise” and “My New Partner” have opened at theBiograph. This area is always hoppin’ and truly the North Side.Get some late-night ice cream at “Potbelly”. All this and morejust a couple of blocks north of the Grant Hosp. stop on Lincoln.Tickets for the Maroon Express can bepurchased with a U of C ID at the Ida Noyesinformation desk, Reynolds Club box office,or any Residence Hall front desk. Individualone-way tickets cost $1.25.d)ih SATURDAY, APRIL 27 •> 8 PMGoods peed Recital Hall (5845 South Lllis)Admission Free Information 962-8484^ cQp C®pSPONSORED BY THE VISITLXG COMMITTEEOF THE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICTHE UNIVERSITY of CHICAGO DEPARTMENT of MUSIC PRESENTSCvcohic, ofClTviibcr COjjs icwith, tfje J5on Teajpo SingersJ>r\ss Section of uUniversity Sy<nphony OrchestraColleqiuai ihusicuaiCjoodspeed Striny Quxrtet" Rockefeller Memorial ChapelSunday, April 28,Ecumenical Service of HolyCommunion11:00 a.m.University Religious Sen/iceBRIAN A. GERRISHUniversity Preacher and Professor of HistoricalTheology in the Divinity School12:15 p.m.Carillon recital and Tower TourTuesdayDame Myra Heft Memorial Concert SeriesOpen and free to the public8:00 p.m. thisSundayatRockefellerMemorialChapel59th & Woodlawn-Far East kitchenGET 10% OFFPINNERSATURDAYS 6-10 P.M.WITH UC STUDENT ID(Corner of 53rd and Hyde Park Blvd.) 955-2200THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY FORLAW AND PUBLIC POLICYandTHE JOHN M. OLIN FOUNDATIONpresentA VIEWPOINT ON FEDERALISMJUSTICE WILLIAM H. REHNQUISTof the United States Supreme CourtMonday, May 6,19854:00 p.m.Glen Lloyd AuditoriumLaird Bell QuadrangleAdvance tickets available Tuesday, April 30in the Green Lounge at the Law School(University I.D. required)Limited seating available at the door.Hawking speech well receivedby Renata VariakojisDr. Stephen Hawking, one of theforemost theoretical physicists of ourtime, lectured to a densely packed au¬dience in Mandel Hall Tuesday on thesubject “Why Does Time Go For¬ward?”. Dr. Hawking’s visit to theUniversity was sponsored by theSigma Xi scientific research society aspart of its Precentennial Celebration.Though Hawking’s lecture on Tues¬day could have been of mindbogglingcomplexity, it was given in a simpleform with an entertaining twist.Hawking’s arrival onto stage wasgreeted by firm applause. Because hesuffers from amyolateral sclerosis, adegenerative neurological diseasewhich has caused him to lose controlover the movement of much of hisbody, Hawking lectured from awheelchair and through an interpreter.As the students who work with Hawk¬ing at Cambridge University areamong the few who can understand hisspeech. Collin Williams, one of thesestudents, served to interpret this lec¬ture.In explaining the movement of time.Hawking introduced the Three Arrowsof Time: Thermodynamic,Psychological and Cosmological. Thetwo arrows which determine the stateof the universe are Thermodynamicand Cosmological, and when theyagree — that is, when the disorder ofthe universe increases as the universeexpands — time moves forward.Time reverse could only occur whenthe two arrows did not agree — whenthe entropy (disorder) of the universewould decrease with increase in time.Since decrease in entropy (and thustime reversal) could only occur whenthe universe would start to contract.Hawking concludes that for now. timemust go forrward “for we expect theuniverse to expand for another 10billion years.”“However,” Hawking continued, “if you fall into a black hole, it is reallymuch the same as going into a contrac¬ting phase of the universe. If this ideais right, one would predict that the ar¬row of time would reverse inside theblack hole.”“However it would only be when yougot inside the black hole, and then itwould be too late to let anyone knowabout it. So if anyone really wants toknow whether I’m right, then go jumpinto a black hole.”Hawking is a Fellow' of the RoyalSociety and holds the Lucasian Chair ofApplied Mathematics at CambridgeUniversity, a position once held by SirIsaac Newton. He received hisbachelor’s degree from Oxford and hisdoctorate from Cambridge.Hawking is best known for hisdevelopment of the Laws of Black HoleDynamics. He has identified that thesurface area of a black hole and its en¬tropy are one and the same thing andhas proven through quantum theorythat black holes may evaporatethrough the emission of radiation. Forthe past lew' years he has been workingon the subject of quantum gravity,“perhaps the most difficult subject ofall physics,” according to DavidSchramm, professor in the departmentof astronomy and astro-physics at theUniversity of Chicago.For his contributions to the theory ofblack holes and the origin of theuniverse and his w'ork with quantummechanics and relativity. Hawking hasreceived numerous awards, includingthe Eddington Medal of the RoyalAstronomical Society, the EinsteinMedal of the Institute for AdvancedStudy, and a number of honorarydegrees, including one from theUniversity of Chicago.The general audience response couldbe summed up in one second year stu¬dent’s remark, “The lecture wras a bitconfusing, yet the sensation of seeingthe most famous physicist living todaywas really incredible.” news 3The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985 ■ ■ « ■■ «— —‘Bird house’ not what it seemsby Thomas ChungThe white bird-house-like structurebehind Walker Museum and in front ofthe Social Science Research Building isnot a bird house. Dave Fultz, professorin the department of geophysicalsciences, revealed that the structure isa weather instruments shelter. It oncehoused instruments for measuringtemperature and rainfall.According to Fultz, official weatherobservtions for the city of Chicagowere made at this shelter between 1916and 1932. This shelter was one in a ne¬twork of 10,009 in the United Statesunder the supervision of the NationalClimatic Center.i The NCC still maintains an enor¬ mous data bank of weather observa¬tions from the United States andabroad. It allows researchers to studyclimatic changes.Since 1932 Midway and O’Hare air¬ports have taken responsibility formaking official weather observationsfor Chicago. Nevertheless, meteorolo¬gists continued to collect data from theshelter until it was shut down in 1952and its functions taken over by ashelter behind 5730 Woodlawn Ave¬nue.As to w hy the old shelter was not con¬sequently removed, no one seems toknow. The physical plant departmentsays it belongs to the department ofgeophysical sciences. But Fultz says,“I don’t know why it’s still there.”Eight win GuggenheimsEight University of Chicago facultymembers have received year-long fel¬lowships from the John Simon Guggen¬heim Memorial Foundation.The eight are among 270 scholars,scientists, and artists chosen nation¬wide from 3548 applicants on the basisof “demonstrated accomplishments inthe past and strong promise for the fu¬ture.”Chicago’s eight Guggenheim win¬ners place it among the leading institu¬tions of higher learning with regard tothe number of faculty recipients. Uni¬versity of California Berkeley led thenation with 12, Yale had 10. and Har¬vard 9, while Columbia and Cornellalso received eight.The U of C recipients and the proj¬ects for which they will be funded areas follows:Gosta Ahlstrom. Professor in the Di¬vinity School, for the study of the histo¬ry of ancient Palestine;Luis Caffarelli. Professor in Mathe¬ matics, for the study of nonlinear par¬tial differential equations in geometryand mechanics;Leo Ou-fan Lee. Professor in FarEastern Languages and Civilizations,for studying the city in modern Chineseliterature.William McNeill, the Robert A. Milli¬kan Distinguished Service Professor inHistory, for a biography of ArnoldToynbee;Richard Miller. Professor in Phar¬macological and PhysiologicalSciences, for an analysis of calciumchannels;Richard Schweder. Associate Pro¬fessor in Behavioral Sciences, for astudy of culture and moral develop¬ment;Russell Tuttle. Professor in Anthro¬pology. for a study of the evolution ofupright human walking;Rebecca West. Associate Professorin Romance Languages and Litera¬tures. for studies in contemporary Ita¬lian fictionTHE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsWILLIAM RASPBERRYa Marjorie Kovler Fellow, speaking on“THE PRESS AND PUBLIC POLICY 5)Tuesday, April 30, 3:30 P.M.Swift Hall, Third-Floor Lecture Room4 lettersi I--/nrri.r;iii r. Tile Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985 —, — — ...Crime clarificationDon't think after reading this that Hyde Park crime is nothing toworry about. We would merely like to inform you of our editorial policyon the reporting of crime information.The editorial that ran in Last Friday's Maroon reflected more FrankLuby’s frustration with finding information on particular incidents thanthe revealing of a University policy to deny us information on crime. Asfar as we know, they will give us as much information as they have on aspecific incident.Obtaining information on crime has long been a problem for theMaroon, because before this past November we were unable to get ac¬cess. We had to go on what we heard by word-of-mouth or read in theHyde Park Herald crime reports to see what happened. Last fall, wewere successful in obtaining 24-hour crime reports from the 21st DistrictChicago police on the condition that we not print the names appearing inthose reports.Also, before we had the crime reports, we could call Jonathan Klein-bard, vice-president for University News and Information, for informa¬tion on specific incidents, and he would tell us what he could find out. Wehave no reason to assume that he has withheld information from us.Kleinbard has also told us that he will call us if he sees a pattern ofcrime occuring.The editorial's complaint that University officials would not give thename of the crime victim should also be further clarified. The police,and for that matter University security, are not permited by law to giveout the name of a crime victim, unless the victim gives his or her per¬mission, We may print the names of adults arrested for a crime becausethat is public information. The Maroon recognizes a victim's right toprivacy, and shall continue not to reveal the names of victims, unlessgiven permission to do so.MEGA says 'grow up Chris’To the editor:Running for office isn't the easiestthing in the world and some of thethings we’ve had to put up with havemade us wonder why we did it at all.The Maroon’s indecision and careless¬ness were bad enough but Chris Hill’svicious, unwarranted, and unsubstan¬tiated smears were more than anyoneshould have to bear, and certainly didnot need to be published. We feel be¬trayed by the meeting of our campaignfor an activist, involved, and respon¬sive Student Government with at bestindifference and at worst downrightnastiness.Come on. grow up Chris You knowperfectly well that when you and Brad Smith needed nelp on Autumnerk. LisaMontgomery was there to lend a hand,and when you needed a chair for yourUniversity Services Committee. Lisatook on the job and remains the onlycommittee chair still at work, andwhen you were feuding with RickSzensy, Lisa stayed out of it. Lisa hasbeen one of the most hard-working,fair-minded, level-headed members ofthis year’s Student Government and ifyou don’t like her you can endorse heropponent, but why drag an innocentbystander down in the muck of yourbitterness?Urban LarsonWilliam McDad Share the wealth on sexTo the editor:This is another letter concerning theless than perfect social life at the U ofC. However, I propose a viable solu¬tion.I’m going to be very blunt about this.The problem on this campus is sexualfrustration. Far too many U of C stu¬dents must resort to fantasizing aboutthe one or more girls or guys thathe/she can never have. Unfortunately,most of these people just don’t haveenough experience or imagination toimagine anything worthwhile. I mean real hot dripping trash from the depthsof the mind’s sexual cesspool!I therefore propose the “MaroonForum’’ in which people with vividimaginations and those bastards luckyenough to have a real sex life can sharetheir good fortune with their wretchedpeers. I also propose that the Maroonchange its name to “The Maroon En¬quirer” and that the school’s new slo¬gan be, “We’re keepin’ it up at the U ofC,”Thomas McKibben 2,2nd Year Demon in the CollegeA Combination is quite the sad taleTo the editor :In last Friday’s Maroon (4-19-85),some residents of Mathews House de¬scribed the oppressive regulations ofBurton-Judson. I sincerely hope theUniversity administration acts swiftlyto ameliorate the brutal conditions en¬dured by these law students. I haveeaten at B-J for the last four years, andhave often admired the graciousnessand refinement of many interestinglaw students that live at B-J. Ratherthan live in a real apartment. I hopewhen I’m a graduate student I can livein a college dormatory too.These residents are, after all, ma¬ture individuals, ages 22-25. Admitted¬ly, this information would have beendifficult to interpret from the letter it¬self, but since the fact was provided inthe letter I accept it without question.Careful consideration of the com¬plaints reveals that these are reason¬able. intelligent people. Why shouldn’tthey be permitted to play their musicloudly for the whole courtyard toenjoy? And it does not make sense toplay frisbee on the nearby Midway oron the large lawn south of B-J when youcan play within the confines of thecourtyard Most importantly, whycan’t they drink beer like college stu¬dents?Fortunately, these are successfulgraduate school applicants who werelucky enough to attend fun colleges. Asdemonstrated in their letter, one skill they aquired in college was the abilityto look up regulations in the IllinoisCriminal Code. They also learned howto examine problems, and solve themeffectively. When confronted with sev¬eral tyrannical polices, they did nottalk to the B-J council, the ResidentMasters, or the Housing Office. In¬stead, they did what any mature, ratio¬nal Mathews House law student woulddo — publish an open letter to Presi¬dent Gray in the Maroon.Some may say that these are justsome whiny law babies who should beignored. Nothing could be farther fromthe truth. They were privileged enoughto attend colleges that encouraged funEven after four years, I am still at¬tempting to emulate the sophisticationand sincere demeanor of many of thelaw students who live at B-J. They arenot condescending or socially malad¬justed. They are not rude to the foodservice staff. They are not boring, orjust talk about law! at the dining table.Finally, they do not ignore the under¬graduates who also eat at B-J.I hope something can be done to rec¬tify this grave situation soon. It wouldbe a tragedy if B-J lost some of thethose interesting and mature law stu¬dents who add that element of fun. Justask any B-J undergraduate, and I’mconfident they’ll agree.Very truly yours.Michael G. BeyerSenior in the CollegeBJ lawyers should look to improve remote funAn open letter to the residents of Math¬ews House:Your open letter to President Graysorely tempted me to respond flippant¬ly to it. I was going to make fun of yourpassions for stereo blaring and frisbeeplaying...that is, until I realized thatyou have a serious problem whichmust be seriously addressed: you areirresponsible law students. To be irre¬sponsible is one thing: to be law stu¬dents. another. To be both is a seriousproblem for you, the University, andthe nation. The conjunction of irrespon¬sibility and the law is intolerable, andI. for one. am glad and relieved thatthe University has policies to disjointhe two. I fervently hope that this letterpersuades you to share my gladnessand relief.In the second sentence of your letter. you very clearly admitted your irre¬sponsibility. I suppose your need toconfess forced you to write that sen¬tence, for you law students alwaysknow what you are expressing. You ac¬cused President Gray of subjecting youto an overly intense (for you) environ¬ment “by placing law students inMathews House.” Now, fellas, youknow that ain't so. First. PresidentGray does not make housing decisions.Second, no one forced you to live in theHouse system. Since you chose to livethere, you should accept responsibilityfor your choice instead of trying to shiftit onto President Gray’s shoulders. Butyou're evidently too irresponsible forthat. What’s that? You say you didn’trealize that by choosing University¬ Heads?'' (By the way. excepting yourRH from that description was a mas¬terful piece of brown-nosing). Surelyyou didn’t expect to be treated like“normal, diverse individuals.” Nor¬mal. diverse graduate and professionalstudents don’t choose to live in a hous¬ing system designed for undergradu¬ates. Your choice of housing, then,must be seen as a cry for help. And theUniversity is trying to help you.Before I explain to you the nature ofthe University’s help, I’ll first tell you alittle about the House system, since it’spainfully obvious you have nary a clueabout it A house is not merely a refugeto which academically besieged stu¬dents escape for rest and relaxation. Itis, in part, an extension of the College.If undergraduate students are scholars(and not merely individuals who culti¬vate those qualities which “make foran attractive and successful graduateschool applicant,” which is all you evi¬dently were as undergraduates), thena House is an organized community ofscholars, who often learn from eachother. Since you evidently don’t takeeducation seriously (Do you really be¬lieve that “academics are merely acomponent of the college experience”?(my italics)), this concept is probablyalien to your way of thinking (if I maybe permitted to use “thinking” loose¬ly), but try to understand it. You’ll seemany strange and wonderful things ifyou can manage to fathom it. Now edu¬cation, while of critical importance,certainly isn’t all that occurs in aHouse. House residents often enjoythemselves in ways to which even youcan relate (i.e., ways in which not onebit of education occurs) — unless theyare unfortunate enough to live near ir¬responsible law students.If Burton-Judson is a domain of“cloistered oppression,” it is your pre¬sence which accounts for its unenjoy-able nature. Over at Pierce, where nolaw students cannot live unless theyare responsible enough to be RH’s or RA’s, we have tons o’ lun. That’s be¬cause we're responsible enough to,say, turn down our blaring stereoswhen other students complain aboutthe noise. (Incidentally, did you everstop to consider that those undergradu¬ates who were watching All My Chil¬dren might have been enjoying them¬selves in a non-academic fashionbefore you started playing AC/DC atdeafening levels?) Adults you may be,but you’re obviously too irresponsibleto share in the rights and concommi-tant responsibilities that most of us un¬dergraduates take for granted. TheUniversity has evidently and reason¬ably decided to withhold certain privi¬leges from you until you mature — likethe privilege to drink whenever andwherever you so choose. What saddensme is the fact that B J’s housing staffhas to crack down on all B-J residents,including undergraduates, because ofyour irresponsibility.The privilege to drink is the privilegeyou identify as the most important toyou — you even rank it ahead of frisbeeplaying and stereo blaring. You writethat the “selective enforcement of al¬cohol policies is the fuse that has ignit¬ed our wrath.” (By the way. can a fuseignite anything? 1 thought it was thefuse which was ignited.) I’m sure youmust see now why the University triesto limit your drinking, fellas, now thatI’ve reminded you of your irresponsi¬ble nature. Who knows what you’d do ifyou could drink like the fishes youaspire to be? If the conjunction of irre¬sponsibility and the law is intolerable,what is the conjunction of these twothings and unregulated drunkenness?Frightening. Some day, when you havebecome lawyers, you’ll realize how theUniversity curtailed your freedoms towean you from the nipple of Irrespon¬sibility. And you’ll thank the Universi¬ty for its benevolence, as will yourclient. I know I will.Michael RabiehMaladjusted undergraduatehousing you were placing yourselveunder “neo-Storm Trooper ResidenThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays The offices of Use Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, ooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St.. Chicago. Illinois. 60637. Phone962-9555. ‘Frank LubyEditor in ChiefRosemary BlinnEditor ElectMichael ElliottHews EditorDavid LanchnerHews'£0t:arRobert Barlingviewpo "fits Dennis ChanskySports EditorCarolyn MancuscPhotography EditorCraig FarberCopy EditorPaul RohrCopy EditorBruce KingC-rey City Journal Editor Stephanie BacorGrey City Journal Eo torLisa CvpraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Joe Bar tosky, Paul Beattie. Tony Berkley. Scott Bernard. Mark Blocker,David Burke. Mike Carroll. Anthony Cashman. Frank Connolly. Tom Cox. KathyEvans. 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Michelle McKechnie, E CliffordThompson, Veneeta Varia Kojis.It didn’t take long for Joe “Chairman of theBored’’ Barnosky’s dream to come true At the uni¬versity which once haggled over the legal right toabortion, weapons to El Salvador, and whetherWashington Redskins fans really are obnoxious, wenow have an explosive debate on the constitutionalright for Student A to drown out All My Children withhis Motley Crue tapes. The letters page glows withall kinds of assaults against the !aw students fromthose minor leaguers across the Midway, and maybethe following has some relevance to the topic.“Another pitcher, pretty please?’' I asked, and thebartender smiled.“You and that old guy are packing it away,” he soperceptively noted. “What’s the occasion?’’I paused. Angst is so hard to express.“Well, I wanna go to a good law school.” I toldhim. “And I heard that this — uuurrrppp (excuseme) — would make me well-rounded. And cool.”“Drinking beer?”“Well, not just that After 10 pitchers my buddyEzzard and I wanna head to B-J to see if Memorextapes can shatter the windows in Mathews House.”“OK. dude. This one’s on me. Good luck.”Whenever I meet old Ezzard Free on my frequenttrips he has a theory about “just getting along”.Wednesday night at Jimmy’s, where this initiationtook place, he offered his latest. “Growin’ up don’tmean you stop screwing around.” the Old Man said,toking on a Chesterfield and sipping Moosehead.“Just means \ ou get better at it.” That immediatelyreminded me of that eye-opening law-baby letter in viewpoints 5The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26. 1965 11 ■ ■■■■last Friday’s Maroon, and suddenly the idea of 110decibels of Twisted Sister and alleged Jell-0 fightsdidn’t sound like “getting better at it.”Pitcher after bottle after pitcher we discussed howfun at the University of Chicago has the personalityof a punchcard. Nerk, schmerk. get drunk, slunk,beach party, toga party, sexual frustration, no-winsituation, and this scarf knit bull shit — Ezzardchuckles at the thought of accepting this four-yeargood time blueprint.Now I became worried. Could I possibly become awell-rounded grad school applicant? I’m not going tograd school anyway, but it would be nice to tell mychildren I could have. As I neared a moment of inspi¬ration, Nature called Ezzard away, and that left mealone to discover where I went wrong in my fun-lov¬ing ways. Fated to be an academic? Oh. the horror! Iwas overcome.You see, my second year of college I sustained adrunken stupor, never went to class, and played lotsof whiffle ball. Then someone told me that the secretto this big game called life had more to do with see¬ing and experiencing the city and the world than with12-packs of Schiltz and Tops rolling papers. Boy didthat guy screw me up. I hope you people reading thiscan help me out, because if the boys in MathewsHouse are right I haven’t a prayer in that viciousreal world I enter as a mere child on June 15.I recalled the job interview I had downtown at theend of last quarter. The interviewer and I played theinterview game perfectly, dodging each other's vol¬leys and serving up delicious self-indulgent tidbits.Then he got serious.“Luby, how do you blow off steam? What kind offuse could ignite you?”Geez, I knew he’d ask me that one. I know he ex¬pects that I suck down a six every night and have3-foot tall Jensen speakers in my apartment, buthell, I’ve never even thrown a frisbee.What would happen if I told him that my friends'idea of a good time is going to the Checkerboard dur¬ing the week for an evening of blues? Nah. too “cul¬tural”. What about spending an afternoon in LincolnPark, to browse in Wax Trax or see a movie at theBiograph? Nope...too yuppie. Could I tell this guy afriend of mine likes to take her cats for a walk0Nope...much too esoteric. Could I tell him I play soft-ball and soccer, and sometimes jog to the point or to47th Street? Nope, too much work.Could I tell him I own a model train set and oncespent an evening seriously discussing the pros andcons of various breakfast cereals? I don’t think any¬one would believe that, so 1 ruled that out. too. Ibroke into a sweat, and I knew I'd blown it.“Well, Luby? What do you do??”“I’m sorry. Mr. Mathews. I knew I shouldn't haveapplied for this job, because I’m not well-roundedenough. I spent too much time enjoying the city and spending time with people, and not enough timecranking AC/DC and praying to Ralph. But thankyou for your time.”Where was Ezzard? I needed his words of wisdomto understand the one big snafu that is my life, andhere he is taking world-record length piss. Or maybehe’s off teaching the Bad Boys from B-J a lesson ortwo.Have you ever been in B-J? It really does resemblea tenement with a limestone facing. Footprints onthe B-J lawn, like those on the moon, will probablylast billions and billions of years (as one former B-Jresident would scy) because there’s very little activ¬ity on the B-J surface. But the people who live therelike it that way. A diverse campus needs a placewhere all of the monastic, not-so-party people can dowhatever monastic, not-so-party people do with theirtime.These Mathews House people choose to live there.That’s funny. It’s like a prisoner volunteering for asentence and then bitching because he can’t play hisstereo and drink beer in his cell because the StormTrooper wardens will spank him if he does. So hereare some helpful suggestions, boys, before you getyour dander up again and write an open letter toPresident Reagan because the conservatism in theUS is “too intense...we'd never have lived there asDemocrats” or something stupid like that.• Move out — if you can find a way to buy yourselfout of your housing contract, feel free to do so.• Pick up the Reader Lots of people do. you know,and sometimes they find other ways to blow offsteam. It does require initiative and imagination,though. Beware.• Transfer — it’s every undergraduate’s dream,but very few follow through on it. I don't know if law-school types can transfer, but you guys are alreadyideal grad school candidates, so you should have noproblems.• Wise up — Maybe you guys are jealous becausesome undergraduates can study as hard as you guysdo and party in the process0• Drop Out — You see. I worked with a bunch ofguys this summer who view Van Halen as the ulti¬mate in blowing off steam We worked on a refriger¬ator loading dock, and they have plenty of jobs openIn fact, most loading docks do. Call one upLook, don't get the impression that I lack an appre¬ciation for loud music and drinking beer. When Ilived in Woodward Court I did the loud stereo rou¬tine. along with several other people, and we didn'tcare who was studying or whom we bothered. Grant¬ed we were 18 and not 22-25 years old. but the point isthat when we complained about the rules we didn'tmake ourselves look like complete asses in theprocess As far as screwing around goes, somewherealong the line we really did get better at it. Now it'syour turnChairman of the BoredPicture this: It’s a Tuesday after¬noon; you're sitting around BurtonCourt sipping a root beer and listeningto your Walkman; all is pleasant andhappy in your life; but there is some¬thing missing. You lack entertainment,but what will you do? What will youdo?Boing! Into your head pops a greatidea. “Of course, one of the truly greatAmerican pastimes!” you say, “I’ll goand beat up on someone smaller thanmyself! I’ll go to some left-wing anti¬war lecture, wait for some pansy-com¬munist or LaRouche person to make acomplete jerk of himself by abusing hisquestion and answer period privileges,and then I’ll publicly flog him! I ll bethe U of C’s answer to Bernhard Goetz!Just think: “The Q&A Vigilante”.Just hold it right there, Opus. Beforeyou start getting big ideas into yourhead consider this: If you do it, there isa good chance that you might not behome in time for dinner. People who goabout wantonly thrashing seminarogres go to jail, or they abscond to NewHampshire, in either case, your after¬noon routine could really get upset.The idea has potential, though. Youjust need to use a little imagination toturn a dull event like a Warnke lectureinto a once-in-a-lifetime chance forserious fun.For starters, go to a lecture and findsomeone passing out radical-fringe-group propaganda. Obtain a copy andthen sit just in front and off to the sideof this person, so you can keep your eyeon him. Study this “literature”. Try toimagine yourself delivering a speechconsisting of this nonsense. When itlooks like the paranoid-conspiracytheorist behind you is about to makehis big scene, stand up and beat him toit. Start off with the standard dogma:“the analysis of LaRouche has shownthat...blah, blah, blah”; then, afterabout a minute, start to improvise. It’sreally easy. Just think up about 20names, as many accusations, and about 100 acronyms. Armed with theseyou can go on forever:Julia Child. Ronald Reagan'schief advisor on nuclear weap¬ons. was wearing a chiffon parkagarnished with a sprig of parsley;she is currently planning the vio-1 e n t overthrow of thePBS/ATT/HiPPS/PERL inter¬disciplinary conditionalities ofglobal warfare. She. and her co¬conspirators Ralph Hamilton(connected with the Canadian So¬cialist government) and CaptainKangaroo (the KGB's children'stelevision operative >.. .Freema¬sons. ..the rock-music industrythreat...the Pope...This wholeMathew's House thing is just aThe Adventures of Regman cover-up to divert attention fromthe real threat of radiation fromthe Manhattan Project and thesecret defense installation underthe Midway, all planned by theknown Nazi-Zionist Henry Kis¬singer...Eventually, you'll be pressed to get tothe point. When this happens, youshould babble for about a minute more,and then wind up with a passionateplea to know why:Why? Mr. X, Could you tell mewhy you go on pretending wedon't know the truth0 Why do yougo on with this Neo-Barbaricfarce? Why do you keep avoidingthe subject of Iceland? Why? by Joe BarnoskyThis last question has to be so irrele¬vant as to really knock the speaker offguard It should be totally unanswer¬able. and preferable incomprehensi¬ble. so that he makes the mistake ofasking you to repeat the questionThis is where the camera with auto¬wind comes in handy First, get a pic¬ture of the speaker's face as he realizesjust how stupid he really is for askingyou to go on. Then, whirl around andget a snapshot of Mr. Intense behindyou. By now. he is either totally flaber-gasted or incensed that the speaker isavoiding your very pointed question Inthe latter case, vour picture is definite¬ly UPI W1REPHOTO material. Theman is obviously the biggest wank inthe United States.by Skip and Joel«6 Features* The Chicago Maroon—Friday. April 26, 1985continued from page onemanly from The Chicago Tribune.“News is definitely a priority item for the station. “says Jeff Brill, longtime member of WHPK and cur¬rent rock format chief. “Getting the remote lineequipment subsidized last quarter < which, in orderto accomplish, took a student government assemblyoverride of the finance committee's original refusal >was a positive improvement, enabling us to coverlive stories and play by plays, which couldn’t reallyhe done efficiently before. Unfortunately, we haven’tbeen able to get two other things we really need: arecord cleaner and a news wire (to keep the news up-to-dateBrill believes the station is not getting enough eco¬nomic support. “We are grossly underfunded. It’sdifficult to blame the finance committee, becausethey don’t have much money to give, but it is just notfair that we re treated like any other student activitywhen our costs are so much higher. Hopefully, withthe 100 watt boost next month, new interest willcause enough pressure to get some of these neces¬sary items.”In terms of actual format changes, even with theadvent of the new public affairs segments, no regu¬lar shows have been cancelled, though some havebeen cut to two hours rather than the usual three.Yeglin sees no change in format in the near future.“Music programming will remain pretty much thesame. Over the past year, we’ve seen a rise in thenumber of really enthusiastic, knowledgeable peopleworking here, and competition for DJ time slots has been excellent. Although there is no way to actuallymeasure, we know that at certain times (especiallythe popular weekend K&B shows), we come close tocompeting with commercial programming. With theincreased output, our listenership will surely rise, al¬though operating costs will, too. Hopefully, a radiofundraiser will help pay for some of those ex¬penses.”Kent Yeglin, new station manager for WHPKAlthough the exact themes of many public affairsshows remain ambiguous at press time, a tentativeschedule has been determined which runs as fol¬lows; Alternating on Mondays 8 to 9 p.m. will be“Chicago Roundtable”, which features discussionswith faculty members, and might be recorded in front of live audiences then presented on air. tape de¬layed, and “Issues and Answers”, which covers“topics of concern to the university and communi¬ty”. On Tuesdays, “Southside Forum” airs at 8 p.m,,with WHPK panel members interviewing a differentChicago figure each week.At 8:30 p.m. “Sport Time” presents information onunivesity athletics and a look at professional sportsteams based in the Chicago area as well, Tapeu in¬terviews with athletes from such teams as the Cubsand the White Sox are planned. Wednesday night isFrench language night from 8 to 9 p.m., and is pro¬duced by the University of Chicago French languagedepartment each week.Also, a new addition on Wednesdays, “LithuanianMusic Commentary” broadcasts from 5 to 6 p.m. Fi¬nally, 8 to 9 on Thursdays, “Music in Hyde Park”presumably features local jazz and R&B talents, aswell as providing updates on who is playing whereand when around the Hyde Park area. In addition, anhour long show on German language airs every otherMonday from 5 to 6 p.m., and the notorious “Poetryand Fiction” segment expands to an hour, nowThursday from 5 to 6 p.m.Next week, a five page booklet will be distributedsome of the stations plans, the weekly DJ schedule,and descriptions of shows for spring quarter. An 88'^hour long “celebration” is planned during the Maychangeover to commemorate WHPK’s forty yersbroadcasting and to attempt to raise much neededmoney to help pay the expenses necessary for thestation’s continued existence.MAROON962-9555 If You HearNEWS 962-9555Call The MaroonSEXUAL VIOLENCE Humanities Collegiate Di visionStudent Advisory Committee♦and VIOLATION: Cordially invites you to thefollowing student-faculty get-togethers:dea&ug with the Spitiluai OtmA presentation/workshop by Dr. Bookworm BashFor Students and Faculty in the English ProgramMonday, April 29, 1985, 4:30 - 6:00 p.m. Harper 2845§kMary Peliauer —Ph.D. in Social Ethics from the Divinity School, University of ChicagoFormer Professor of Women in Ministry, Union Theological Seminary Art ’n Music CircleFor Students and Faculty in the Art and Design.Art History, and Music Programs " jTuesday, April 30, 1985, 4:30 - 6:L0 p.m. Harper 284* % * * *Dates and Times:Friday, April26 7:30-10p.m.Saturday, April 27, 9-12 a.m., 1:30-5 p.m. Philos-Linguis-Gesil SocietyFor Students and Faculty in the Philosophy, Linguistics,and General Studies in the Humanities ProgramsWednesday, May 1, 1985, 4:30 - 6:00 p.m. Harper 284Location:Augustana Lutheran Church5500 S. Wood lawn493-6452 *****Tower of Babel CrashFor Students and Faculty in all the Foreign Languagesand Literature ProgramsThursday, May 2, 1985, 4:30 - 6:00 p.m. Harper 284Mary Pellauer’s visit and presentation aresponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry inconjunction with the United Campus ChristianMinistry at the University of Chicago and theLutheran School of Theology at Chicago. All the parties will be hosted by James Redfield. Master ofthe Humanities Collegiate Division, the concentrationchairmen, and Hcd SAC members.You are welcome to attend any or all of the above parties.Freshmen and sophomores are especially welcome to attendand meet the upperclassmen and faculty in each program.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. April 26. 1965the A.A.C.M.20th Anniversary celebrationwithjazz pianistIM@ PolAAlaMMB n anU33 Lrutickets on sale monday april 2Sat the reynolds club box officeU.of C. STUDEN I S 5$8 FeaturesThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26. 1985U of C College Bowl star hits Hollywood for ‘Jeopardy’By Richard A. SengerIf you are an afternoon TV gameshow addict, you probably saw U of C'sown Mike Day completely overwhelmand mystify all his opponents during aweek long blitz to $53,500 a week ago onthe game show “Double Jeopardy”.Like many people, you probablythought at some point about being acontestant on a show, and putting yourU of C education to work in the sameway Day did. Maybe you should thinktwice.Day, a second year B-schooler andHarvard graduate, had years andyears of trivia experience and doesn’tbelieve his tutelage in college put himat any great advantage. “Any knowl¬edge could be useful, but much of whatyou really need to know to be suc¬cessful on the show* is not necessarilycollege material," says Day.Maybe you're saying well, okay, somy college education is worthless (youalready knew that). But 1 really knowthe game, having seen it on televisionover a hundred thousand times. Wrongagain. Although Day got his startwatching many game shows back in jr.high and high school, he doesn't attri¬bute his success to just viewing tv. “Iwatched a good amount of gameshows, my favorite probably beingJeopardy' ‘Who. What or Where', TheSplit Second', and ‘Sale of the Century’,but while watching was helpful forlearning the rules and picking up someimportant strategies, you can't win ifyou don't know the answers. I’ve beenplaying in various trivia and collegebowls for six years and hosted a highschool quiz show < The Star MarketQuiz', still produced and seen back inMassachusetts i. which taught me theart of preparation and a lot of trivia,too Especially important were the twoyears 1 was question writer for a triviadistributor in Texas, because I liked toresearch the questions thoroughly andmainly asked ones I didn't know the an¬swers to until I looked them up. I ex¬ panded my knowledge base a greatdeal during this period.”It is evident that one must do the ho¬mework to be successful on “DoubleJeopardy”, but what are Mike Day’splaying secrets and game strategiesthat enabled him to so dominate thegame? According to Day, good re¬flexes are essential. “Double Jeo¬pardy is an easy game because thereis very little luck involved. I can comeup with the answer around ninety per¬cent of the time, so I ‘prebuzz’ (Day'sterm tor quickly pressing me responsebutton, claiming to know the answer)before I actually think of the answer.This locks out my opponents and givesme control of the board. For someonewho is good at trivia, the game is un¬doubtedly won at the lower dollar val¬ues. $100 to S400, where the questionsare the easiest and prebuzzing is most effective because you almost alwaysget the correct answer. When I reachthe $500 to $1000 questions, becausethose tend to be more difficult, I rarelyprebuzz and let the other contestantsbuzz in. Since at this level, they usuallyanswer incorrectly, it not only deductsfrom their score, it also leaves me freeto make another guess or pass if I don’tknow the answer. The key of the gameis to win, so I rarely risk very much ona daily double unless I’m way ahead asthere’s no reason to let one or twowrong answers jeopardize my win. InFinal Jeopardy. I bet much more, andgenerally about as much as I can sothat if I miss, I still win.”So what are Day’s plans for themoney, and does he think he couldmake a living as a vying contestant onthe game show circuit? “No—definite¬ly not. There are strict rules about doing the shows, namely, you can’t domore than one a year and no more thanthree in a lifetime, which makes it vir¬tually impossible to win enoughmoney, especially with the taxes (hewill never see over half of his $53,500).“I graduate from here in June and willbide my time waiting for the “DoubleJeopardy Tournament of Champions”to be taped in June or July, with thewinner taking home a six figure sum(possibly $250,000). After that, I wouldlike to do a “Sale of the Century” show’in a vear to finish mv three lifetimpshows. I have no big plans for themoney; just the bank and some safe,low-yield investments,” Day com¬mented. Day watches game showsevery day, and he said he watches “Do¬uble Jeopardy” “as often as I can.”For $53,500, few would argue againstthe merits of his habit.Hyde Park HappeningsApril 26: Yavneh and Hillel will sponsor aforum entitled “Modest Encounters: A Jew¬ish Mystical Tradition" at which Rabbi TsviBlanchard will speak Blanchard is a Prin¬cipal at Ida Crown Jewish Academy in Chi¬cago. The forum will be held at Hillel House.5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. at 8:30 p.m.April 26 and 27: The Lutheran CampusMinistry at the l' of C will present a work¬shop entitled "Sexual Violence and Viola¬tion:, Dealing with the Spiritual Crisis" onFriday from 7 to 10 p.m. and Saturday from9 a m. to 5 p.m It will be held at AugustanaLutheran Chuch at 5500 S. Woodlawn.April 28: Illinois Citizens for Better Care(ICBC) will hold a walkathon for Illinoisnursng home residents. The walk will befive miles long in the Rogers Park Area.Call 663-5120 to walk or pledge.April 28: “Tales from East and West,” in¬cluding stories frm Africa. India and theFar East, will be performed by the SusanMarcus Puppets at 3:30 p.m. in the auditori¬um at Rodfei Zedek Congregation, 5200 S.Hyde Park Blvd. Tickets are $2 each or $5family. April 28: Professor John Coatsworth willspeak on the question. “Can Armed Inter¬vention in Central America Be Stopped?” at2 p.m. at the Modern Book Store, 1642 S.Blue Island Ave. Admission is $2 for adultsand $1 for unemployed, seniors and stu¬dents.April 28: The Philosophy Dept, presentsProfessor William Wimsatt, professor ofPhilosophy, lecturing in the Donald J. Lip-kind series on the subject of “The In¬nate/acquired Distinction Reconsidered inLight of Developmental Biology,” at 1 p.m.in Harper Library, rm. 130.April 28: Wendy K Norris, a Hyde Parkresident and an M.F.A. candidate at theUniversity of Chicago, will present a showof her recent work at Midway Studios, 6010S. Ingleside. The show will open with a re¬ception (4-6 p.m.) and continue until May4.May 1: Professor Pierre Tiollais, InstitutPasteur. Paris, France, will lecture on“The Molecular Biology of Hepatitis BVirus and its Relationship to HepatocellularCarcinoma,” at 4 p.m Kangaroo Club continues its concertseries with New York’s Chris Cochrane onelectric guitar, Philadelphia’s Jack Wrighton alto and soprano sax, and Chicago’s ownMchaka Uba on acoustic bass. Free Impro¬visation in the styles of Fred Frith, TomCoa, John Zorn, David Moss, WilliamParker, Henry Kaiser, et al. Musicianshighly recommended by OP Magazine. Theperfect prelude to Cab Voltaire. Fri., April26, 8:00 p.m. in Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59thSt. 962-9554Around ChicagoDiamanda Galas, avant-garde electro¬acoustic singer will present her demonicpassion in the form of primal screams ancoloatura soprano before an array of micro¬phones, each of which directs her voice to adifferent part of the room. Shiftin spotlightson tage allow her to disappear and reappearin a performance that is as visually stun¬ning as it is vocally extreme. Classicallytrained, her voice produces sounds thatyou’ve truly never heard before. Havingworked with all genres of music, from Xen¬akis to Test Department, there may be nomore intense singer alive. Sat., April 27, 8p.m. Caberet Metro, 3730 N. 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Themarch was the central event in fourdays of demonstration sponsored by agroup called the April Actions Commit¬tee. Other events included a demon¬stration at the South African Embassyon Friday the 19th, a Saturday concertfor April Actions by Gil-Scott Heron,civil disobedience training on Sundayand civil disobedience at all four WhiteHouse gates on Monday the 22nd. Offi¬cially, the protests called for an end tothe arms race and U.S. intervention inCentral America. They also demon¬strated for corporate divestiture inSouth Africa and an increase in socialspending. Unsurprisingly, the protestsprovided an excellent forum for voic¬ing opinions on other issues. The mili¬tary dictatorships in Chile and Koreaand the repression of Palestinian peo¬ples were notable targets. Similar ral¬lies were held in western cities such asSan Francisco, Seattle and Houston.All four days of protest were w'ell or¬ganized. Housing in schools andchurches was made available by theApril Actions Committee. Busing wasalso provided from Chicago ($65.00round trip) and other major cities. Thedemonstrations themselves werejudged, “unusually peaceful" by localpolice officials. The protesters man¬aged calmness despite the extremelyhot and humid weather. Ninty degreetemperatures plagued the capitolthroughout the weekend.Heat consistently hampered protes¬tors. Those who did not properly pre¬pare for rallies suffered from discom¬fort and occasionally from heat strokeand fainting. Heat problems were espe¬cially bad during the civil disobedi¬ence. Participants generally spent fourto five hours in the sun without foodand water before being arrested andbrought to the Anacostia Park PoliceStation. Support protesters were alsoarrested by the D C. police after spill¬ing out onto Pennsylvania Avenue.The mostly kind and considerate po¬lice displayed their only excesses dur¬ing disobedience arrests. Bill Maddex,a first year students in the college said,“My thumbs and ears were twisted andmy hair was pulled because I refusedto cooperate.” Tara Goodwin, a firstyear student in the college, said shewas treated better because she wasvisibly suffering from dehydration.Maddex. Goodwin and a third Univer¬sity of Chicago student. Geoff Genz,were issued Violation Notices and finedfifty dollars a piece for demonstratingwithout a permit.An enthusiastic Genz spoke of the ar¬rests saying, “It’s hilarious, it’s aparty." Clearly, exercizing civil rightscan be fun Protesters were dedicatedbut jovial, and many toured Washing¬ton by night. Creating and chanting slo¬gans was central to the protests. Pro¬testers gleefully cheered (introchiac):“Ronald Reagan honors Nazi’s,arrest Ronald Reagan.Ronald Reagan supports apartheid,arrest Ronald Reagan.Ronald Reagan supports the Contras,arrest Ronald Reagan.Ronald Reagan is an asshole,arrest Ronald Reagan."Simple slogans like “Jobs not War"and “Peace Now" were also promi¬nent.The rally was a strong show of soli¬darity. Liberals met radicals, radicalsmet revolutionaries and together theyshared ideas, built their enthusiasm,and tried to hold protests that would at¬tract national attentionlO news/ viewpoints■ ■' The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985 —By Neil KerrThe role of the concerned student incurrent affairs demands re-evaluation.Supposedly, the modern student is tooconcerned with his or her future to careabout the "big" issues. Yet recent pro¬tests at Columbia University, SyracuseUniversity and the University of Cali¬fornia at Berkeley over South Africandivestiture and the march on Washing¬ton. DC. which included thousands ofstudents from colleges as disparate asHampshire College and our own Uni¬versity of Chicago seem to imply thatstudent interest is alive and well.In the last three weeks. I have hadmany opportunities to experience thewide variety of ways in which studentsare communicating their desire for amore just and peaceful world, culmin¬ating in my participation in the marchon the capitol. This has led me to con¬siderable reflection.On April 13 I traveled up to North¬western University to hear and protestthe words of Calero. president of theFDN, the largest group of NicaraguanContras. When I arrived, approximate¬ly ten minutes late, the hall was com¬plete bedlam. Calero. instead of beingallowed to speak, had been shouteddown and eventually was forced toleave because someone in the crowdhad thrown a phial of red paint athim.This event was a travesty not be¬cause Calero was refused his “freespeech", not a hundred hours of speak¬ing would enable him to justify the rap¬ing of young Nicaraguan peasant girlsby his troops; instead, the travesty wasthat the old myth, that says studentsare only interested in d’sruption. not insocial justice was perpetuated. It al¬lowed only Calero to dismiss the stu¬dents by calling them a “vociferouscommunist mob” instead of forcinghim to confront the moral poverty ofhis situation.One week later, on April 20th. themarch on the Capitol Building by acrowd estimated to number over100.000 had none of these problems.The protest was called “unusuallypeaceful" by police officials andshowed how totally different groups ofpeople can get together when it is im¬portant. Affirmed Zionists marchedwithin yards of people chanting “Mr.Reagan vou should know, we supportthe PLO."All these people, union members,students, home-makers, had one com¬mon bond — a desire for a more peace¬ful world. It is this type of demonstra¬tion. thousands of people criticizingloudly but peacefully the actions oftheir government, that is the hallmarkof effective democracy.Perhaps the most difficult issue withwhich students and others interested insocial change must deal is that of civildisobedience In theory, disobedienceof civil law is justified by a greatermoral law. The early Christians be¬lieved it proper to avow that theirs wasthe one and only God and therebybroke a civil law while holding to theirhigher law. Unfortunately, things arenot always as clear for the modern pro¬testerThis past Monday, more than 300 in¬dividuals were arrested for blockingthe gates of the White House in protestof President Reagan's policies on Cen¬tral America and South Africa. Whatjustification did they have9 Whatmoral law makes this right? The only-possible justification for this action isthat the business that they are disrupt¬ing. the business of the administration,is immoral. The problem with civil dis¬obedience is that some, by no meansall. of the participants do not keep thisin perspective. Instead of breaking thelaw because they feel that the issue isworthwhile, they are breaking the lawbecause it is somehow' a mark of beingpolitically correct. At the White Housethere were people who were eager toget arrested early so that they couldget out of jail early. What does thatshow about their motivation? They didnot care about the disruption of theWhite House, but about getting arrest¬ed. In a bizarre twist, the means havesuperceded the ends in value.The modern student interested inhelping to improve his or her worldneeds a new agenda. No longer can thestudent simply protest because itseems the socially correct thing to do.Current issues require investigation to understand the entire problem and re¬flection to decide the best possiblecourse of activity to change the situa¬tion. Students at the University of Chi¬cago have unique opportunities to findout about their role in the world Infor¬mation about Central America, SouthAfrica, and many other parts of theworld is readily accessible.The most important part about beinga student is the questioning of theworld and the creation of an informedopinion. The variety of ways in which one can then express that opinion ismanifold. There are many groups tojoin, many petitions to sign, many dis¬cussions in which to partake. The Uni¬versity of Chicago has a long traditionof informed dissent. Now is the time forall concerned students to make theirvoices heard. If we do not strive tochange things then we are makingAmerica’s Democracy an empty anduseless thing. 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We also usethese reports as sources for stories oncrimes happening in Hyde Park and asa way to monitor patterns of crimesthat may be developing.Today, for example, you can see twobig stars at 58th and 59th street west ofEllis which means that more than twothefts probably occurred at in theUniversity of Chicago hospital com¬plex.This information was compiled from crime reports dated April 14-21.mjQQK\fATffiHIS THIS ISaa YOUR LASTCHANCE TO ORDER AYEARBOOK!The 1985 University of Chicago Yearbook, TheCap and Gown, is almost complete. This is the last op¬portunity you will have to order a yearbook. For a mere$16.50 you can have lasting memories of this schoolyear, from O-week through convocation.The book will include many candid photos taken allover campus, as well as a student life section, everyone of the college houses, all varsity and I.M. sports,and the senior portraits of over two thirds of thegraduating class. 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To speak in alanguage which the law students mightbetter understand, it would be a crimeto let their comments be presentedwithout noting for readers of theMaroon some of the antics in whichthese students revel. Their complaintis about the constraint of rules in BJ; itis my feeling, having observed themclosely, that they have no respect forrules in the first place. For them tocomplain about something by whichthey do not even consider themselvesbound strikes me as illegitimate. Thefollowing is but a brief catalog of waysin which the Mathews residents “havefun":Steal-the-paper. This is probably themost common pastime among Math¬ews residents. It consists in stealingsections of my House's morning Tri¬bune practically on a daily basis (asyou will soon see. having a table next tothe Mathews House's table in the din¬ing hall results in more than just aproblem of paper theft t. Perhaps thisaberrant behaviour is simply the earli¬est manifestation of the grasping men¬tality of the legal profession whichfinds expression in opportunism; per¬haps F. Lee Bailey and Roy Cohn tooworked their ways through Law Schoolby stealing newspapers. A quarterhere and a quarter there can soon addup to real money. I challenge the lawstudents to appear on Bailey's “Lie Friday. April 26, 1985 . ... —Dectector” TV show and test the verityof my accusation! They could at thesame time get the autograph of theworld's greatest grub. One might betempted to say that my criticism hereis petty; yet, in any case, the offense ispettier and reveals something of theMathews House maturity.Assault-the-undergrad. Noise issomething natural to a dormitory, thelaw students assert. This must certain¬ly be granted. Why. then, did the Math¬ews’ residents (a select handful ofthem, admittedly) enter the House inwhich I live. Linn, and proceed to as¬sault a resident of the House (no fool¬ing!) because the Mathews residentswere upset over the noise they professto adore. Not the studied eloquence onewould expect from law students, but vi¬olence was employed to get their pointacross. Perhaps it was only from fearof expulsion that the Mathews resi¬dents sent an open letter to Mrs. Gray,instead of using some of their harshertactics to communicate their troublesto her. I fear much for the attorneysagainst whom these soon-to-be lawyerswill someday argue. In their letter, thelaw students displayed a wonderfulknowledge of the Illinois criminal code.I have no such knowledge, but I as¬sume that there is a law in Illinoisagainst assault. Indeed, the violent ten¬dencies of the law students made mesomewhat hesistant to write this letter.If. in the next few weeks. I happen tomeet an untimely, violent death, orjust simply disappear. I hope thatsomeone, for the sake of justice, will in¬vestigate my end. with an eye to theresidents of Mathews as chief sus¬pects.Vandalism. Pure and simple. Thestudents of one of the finest law schools in the country very frequently get plas¬tered; at such times, usually late atnight, they have been known to breakwindows here at BJ. Many residents ofSalisbury House are lucky in that theMathews residents were probably tooinebriated to do much damage when,after midnight one winter night, theydecided to toss a few snowballs at thewindows of undergrads. Ironically, it isfor the protection of the windows herethat the rule against frisbee play wasinstituted, the rule under which theMathews residents so chafe. The logicof this rule, the letter says, escapesthem Well, why wouldn't it escapethem, when they see nothing wrong inthe first place with breaking win¬dow's?The drunken food-throw. Here’s theother bad consequence of sitting nextto the law students’ table in the dininghall. This common antic, of which un¬dergrads are typically the victims, re¬ally gives one a feel for why the lawstudents so desperately want reform.Truly, the rule which protects studentsagainst flying Jell-0 is a striking ex¬ample of everything that’s wrong withthe social life here.The waltz through the Ladies' room.Disgusting, but true. For those unfa¬miliar with BJ. its various Houses areconnected only by fire escapes whichjoin adjacent Houses’ bathrooms. Well,one winter day, male Mathews resi¬dents. presumably reluctant to go outin the cold, decided to detour throughLinn House to get tq another part of BJ.They ended up in the 2nd floor girls'bathroom. Not surprisingly, they in¬truded upon girls who were in some¬thing of a revealing way. This much isperhaps excusable; accidents do hap¬pen. Yet (and here's the disgusting part, if you’re a sensitive reader) thesemen made their return trip via thesame route, this time fully aware thatthe bathroom was a girls’ bathroom.This activity recurred several timesthroughout the winter quarter. Canthere be any doubt as to the intention ofthese law students? It seems quite ob¬vious that they were simply demon¬strating those qualities which theMathews House letter says “make foran interesting, and yes. mature indi¬vidual.’’There you have just a few specific in¬cidents. I had thought about asking theMathews residents about what's reallybothering them, but I’m just not tookeen on getting assaulted. Their letteritself should stand as their biggest in¬dictment; a comparison of what theysay (and the tone in which they say it)with how' they act makes one wonderwhat sort of incredibly self-important,frustrated people they must be. It’s areal dilemma deciding whether toreact to their statement with anger orwith pity. I, obviously, have chosen theformer. That these men and womenhave a problem of values seems appar¬ent; yet, one gets the feeling fromwatching them, that they know it andenjoy it. I’ll close w'ith two proposals:(1) make Plato’s Protagoras requiredreading for entry into the Law Schoolfrom now on. and (2) to correct pastmistakes in admissions, simply launchMathews House, its residents and itsresident head into space or send themto wherever it is that they send toxicwastes these days. I sure hope I don’tget sued for this.Sim ereiyJim DolmasLinn 738Mathews House‘Uptight undergrads’ and fellow law students take swingsA Kidney PunchTo the editor:Last Friday’s Maroon printed an“open letter'' to Hanna Gray from theresidents of Mathews House, first yearlaw students all. who concluded in theirletter that, without exception, theywere grateful not to have attended theCollege of the V of C because of its al¬leged emphasis on the need to studytwenty-four hours a day.It appears that the residents of Math¬ews House must have had a particular¬ly rough day on that first sultry Fridayafternoon in April when the “neo-Storm Troopers" — that is. the resi¬dence staff — of Burton Judson unfair¬ly spoiled the Mathews residents’ funon three counts. (They were not al¬lowed to blast their stereos, to playfrisbee in the BJ courtyards, or todrink beer in the courtyards eventhough all the residents of MathewsHouse meet the legal drinking age.)So far as appears from the record —the letter — itself — no more abusethan this occurred at the hands of thedraconian BJ staff. To be sure, whatthe letter purports to offer is a “samp¬le” of abuses for illustrative purposes,but it is not clear why so aggrieved agroup would trot out for our sympathywhat the letter itself concedes, with re¬spect to two of the three complaints,are “trivial" matters. Yet these ma¬keweights help to occasion a grab bagof criticisms and conclusions, not,curiously, about the neo-StormTroopers at whose hands they meeklysuffer, but about the oppressively nar¬row' nature of undergraduate life atChicago.Not even, it would seem, can a firstrate legal writing program, required ofall first year law students at Chicago,cure the residents of Mathews House ofdeficiencies in their analytical abili¬ties. evidently acquired or nourished attheir beloved undergradaute institu¬tions. or save them in their open letterfrom a series of hasty generalizationsand non sequiturs. Not surprisingly, aneffort is made to mask the flimsiness ofthe argument with shrill exaggerationand unctuous certitude.Hysteria does not an argumentmake. Most people, including students in(he College, can accept criticism hon¬estly felt even though hastily consi¬dered and inelegantly expressed. Butfor the residents of Mathews House, fi¬nally. their open letter is not so much asincere corrective as an opportunity toposture — they are. they assure us. di¬verse. fun-loving, well-adjusted — forthe edification and emulation of stu¬dents in the College. Such superiorityentitles the residents of MathewsHouse to conclude about their own per¬fect stability as models that “We (i.e..the residents of Mathews House) oughtto know." What they ought to know isthat the most charitable view of suchmyopia is that it's a case of the pot call¬ing the kettle black.I am both a law student (secondyear) and a resident head (at theA Right CrossAn open letter to the residents of Mathews House:We wish to respond on behalf of the“socially maladjusted student body”which you disparage in your open com¬plaint to President Gray. You are sub¬jected. you say, to the worst of this“academically... ridiculously intenseenvironment”. Far be it from us to sug¬gest that an institution of higher learn¬ing ought to be academically intense.Clearly, such intensity does not pleaseeveryone, and. of course, the purposeof a university is to please everyone.You may be surprised to learn thatthere are persons for whom academicsare a great pleasure, who have no needto subordinate study to fun. Surely, oneamong our group of “diverse individu¬als” has heard of such persons. Surely,their motivation is not so far removedfrom your own that you cannot under¬stand it.True, the Resident Heads of Burton-Judson should be aware of “the con¬cept of blowing off steam.” Studentscan become very dangerous when theyfeel too much pressure. Your frisbeethrowing and beer drinking are a strik¬ing testimony to the intense pressureyou law students must feel. Those Resi¬dent Heads could not have foreseenthat by rebuffing you on that Fridaythey only further raised your internal Shoreland). l was not an undergradu¬ate at Chicago. I am sypathetic to thecomplaint that it is unfair not to allowgraduate students to have a beer in theBJ courtyards on a nice afternoon. Butmy own notions of policy are irrelevantfor present purposes (although I mightpoint out that there are means of chal¬lenging rules or policies, even withinthe house system, that are not whollyunrelated to Civil Procedure or Consti¬tutional Law). What is relevant is myunwillingness to make the leap from asingle event to a series of unsupportedand self-congratulatory conclusionsabout broad classes of people.I have known hundreds of students inthe College during my years as a resi¬dent head. Most are mature, bright,and well-adjusted. Of necessity theywork hard and, yes, they tend to betemperature to a point at which youwould have literally exploded had younot let out that prolonged, convolutedwhine to President Gray.Clearly, the need to blow off so muchsteam comes from the great “oppres¬sion” you suffer. For only oppressedstudents would go so far as to cite Illi¬nois statutes, threaten calls to the stateLiquor Control Board, and mount ad¬verse publicity campaigns. Still, wecannot help observing that steam isnothing more than hot air which is allwet.As far as your statement that “an en¬joyable college experience” is a “feli¬citous blend of academics, rowdiness,and individualism,” we are sorry thatfrisbee throwing has become your last“remnant of enjoyment” and we wouldnote that individualism can be ex¬pressed through rowdiness. Such indi¬vidualism apparently means your ownindividual color of frisbee. your own in¬dividual brand of beer, and your ownindividual choice of blaring music.Those for whom academics “aremerely a component of the college ex¬perience” are bound to be disappointedat an institution where they are thecomponent. You say that “not one of uswould have wanted to attend (the U ofC) as undergraduates”. From what weknow of you, this is not very surprising,nor very upsetting. We, on the otherhand, would not have wanted to attend serious. But unless I cannot trust theevidence of my own good times withthem, it is safe to conclude that theyknow how to have fun. For every ex¬ception here there is an exception atthe undergraduate institutions of theresidents of Mathews House, and forme and those residents to try to matchor distinguish exceptions quickly sug¬gests the futility of such comparisons.To the students in the College, mostof whom had the good sense to dismissthe open letter with the bemused scornsuch pontificating properly deserves, Iapologize for belaboring what you al¬ready know. Nonetheless it seemed de¬sirable to say that not all graduate orprofessional students at this universitythink that they have nothing to learnfrom you.Michael Williamsany other school. Perhaps the idea thatacademics might be enjoyable in them¬selves is incomprehensible to those forwhom college is only a stopping pointbetween high school a :d employment,and for whom academics are only ameans of advancing one’s vocationalprestige and financial gain.We cannot question your assertionthat all of you are “interesting”, butwe somehow doubt the maturity of per¬sons who equate fun with beer and fris¬bee, who equate Resident Heads withStorm Troopers, and who at age 22 to 25continue to live in an undergraduatedormitory.We do not mean to condemn you, orsuggest that you are bad people, for weassume that your distorted view of aca¬demics and your strange, weak desiresare not natural in you, but corruptionscaused by your deficient undergradu¬ate education. Had you been U of C un¬dergrads, we might have advised youto move off campus for various rea¬sons. But we think it is best that youstay in B-J for the next two years. Ifyou are lucky, the spirit and the virtuesof the undergraduates will rub off onyou.Excuse us now, we must return toour studies.Paul Ellenbogen_ . Paul Ulrich3rd year students in the Collegeviewpoint 17The Chicago Maroon—Friday. April 26. 1965<Armenians share and commemorate their martyr dayBy Gail MillerThis Wednesday, April 24, markedthe 70th anniversary of the ArmenianMartyrs Day. Officially, this is a re¬membrance of the night in Constantin¬ople in 1915 when 650 Armenian com¬munity leaders — teachers, priests,and scholars —• were arrested and thenexecuted by Turkish soldiers. In thetwo years that followed. 1.5 million Ar¬menians, over 75% of the Armenianpopulation in the Ottoman Empire,were systemtically exterminated. Thisgenocide continues to be ignored, re¬membered only by the few remainingsurvivors, and the six million Armen¬ians spread out in the diaspora.Owing to its geographic situation,Armenia has been known throughouthistory as the “Crossroads of Civiliza¬tion”; for the same reasons it has beena constant battlefield. At its height, theArmenian nation covered 100,000square miles; today, all that remainsis the Armenian Soviet Socialist Re¬public. encompassing only 11,175square miles. Most of historical Ar¬menia lies in what is now eastern Tur¬key, where there is virtually no popula¬tion of Armenian descent.In A.D. 301, under the guidance of St.Gregory the illuminator, the Armen¬ians became the first nation to declareChristianity as their national religion.The Armenian language, developed inA.D. 401, is a separate branch of theIndo-European family; Lord Byronoften extolled the poetic richness of theArmenian language, while MargaretMead suggested that it was linguisti¬cally ideal as an international lan¬guage.It was through their strong religiousbeliefs and unique language that theArmenian people maintained a sepa¬rate identity under centuries of foreign rule. When Abdul Hamid became Sul-ton of the Ottoman Empire in 1876, thisidentity was being transformed into anationalistic spirit. The Sulton usedthese feelings to portray the entire Ar¬menian population as a people in re¬volt, and took steps to eliminate the“problem”. First, the Armenians weredeprived of all rights; soon they be¬came the focus of Turkish hatred. In1895, Abdul Hamid came up with the“final solution” to the Armenian Ques¬tion. Bands of special troops, called ha-midves, were formed to carry out theSultan's solution; between 1895-96,over 300,000 Armenians were slaught¬ered.In 1890. the Ittihad (Committee ofUnion and Progress) or “YoungTurks” took over the government. Atfirst this new ruling body promisedequal rights for all minorities, but itsoon became apparent that this wasnot to be. Under the Young Turk lead¬ership. primarily that of Enver Pasha,Minister of War. and Talaat Pasha,Minister of the Interior and laterGrand Vizier, the racialist doctrine ofPan-Turkism became manifest. As thisideological movement spread, the Ar¬menians once more became the objectof Turkish obsession, and the first gen¬ocide of modern times began.The Turkish government termed it“relocation”. In reality, it was a brutalcampaign to rid t^e Ottoman Empireof all the Armenians once and for all. Atelegram, sent September 16. 1916. tothe Government of Aleppo from TalaatPasha said, “it was at first communi¬cated to you that the Government, byorder of Djemiat (Young Turkish Com¬mittee) has decided to destroy com¬pletely all the Armenians living in Tur¬key... An end must be put to theirexistence, however criminal the mea¬ sures taken may be. and no regardmust be paid to either age or sex nor toconscientious scruples.” Most of theArmenian able-bodied male populationwas executed. The remaining Armen¬ians were forced on death marches tothe Syrian deserts. Those that were notslaughtered along the way, died ofstarvation.Despite eyewitness reports from dip¬lomats i including Henry Morganthau.American Ambassador to Turkey,1913-16. Lord James Bryce, and ArnoldToynbee), Red Cross workers, mis¬sionaries, and journalists, the worldpowers remained silent. The confusionof World War I and domestic problemsand politics overshadowed the troublesof a little known race in a distant land.The Armenian genocide has continual¬ly been forgotten or ignored; the con¬sequences of this are cruelly evident.On August 22, 1939. Hitler is quoted assaying. “I have given the order that thewar's objective w ill not be achieved inthe reaching of certain positions, but inthe physical extermination of theenemy. Therefore. I have prepared mySS units to put to death every man.woman, and child of Polish descent.Only in this way shall we obtain the le-bensraum that we require. Who stillspeaks about the extermination of theArmenians nowadays?”Today Turkey continues to deny anyculpability; in fact, the government de¬nies that the genocide ever took place.The government spends large amountsof money and time to keep the Armen¬ian genocide out of the history booksand people's minds. In 1973. the UNCommission on Human Rights, in a re¬port on genocide, made reference tothe Armenian genocide; after onemeeting with Turkish diplomats, thatparagraph was deleted. Today's na¬ tions, especially the US. are allowingthe strategic geographical position ofTurkey to dictate political decisions —this from a country that continues tohave an abysmal human rights re¬cord.The Armenian terrorist campaignsare in the news frequently. Terrorismcan never be condoned, but it is impor¬tant to understand the intense frustra¬tion that spurs such drastic acts. Ar¬menians must remember, though, thatit is our rich cultural heritage that weshould fight to preserve; we can notallow ourselves to become the murder¬ers that we so strongly condemn.This Wednesday. April 24. will markthe 70th anniversary of the Armeniangenocide. But it should not be a day forArmenians alone; it is a time for allpeople to share in our sorrow, becauseit is their sorrow too. The tragedy ofthe Armenian people is not just in thegenocide itself, but also in the fact thatit was allowed to happen. This, likeother forgotten genocides, must be re¬membered. lest any such disaster fallupon future generations.The tow ers that mournmy dying country do not tellail. nor move you w ith their tollTo you. they are hells.And here at this feast vie laughtogether, hut stay apartYou do not know the Armenianwinewe drink, is the hlood from ourheart."Sahan Deriani written between 1912-15 1Gail D Hajenian Miller is Presidentol the University of Chicago ArmenianStudents OrganizationThe Controversy ContinuesA Knockdownl'o the editor:As a student in the Law School, andformer U of C undergrad and BJ resi¬dent, I was mortified by the moronicletter from unnamed law- students inMathews House that appeared in yourApril 19 issue.These Mathews House law studentsapparently believe that they have aperfect right to blast their stereos andplay noisily and drink in the BJ interiorcourtyards whenever they feel like it.To their minds, anyone who does notwelcome listening to their music andsocial conversations is a hopelessly in¬tense geek repressing the individualrights or rowdy, but well-rounded stu¬dents. Somehow. I suspect that theydon’t have the same attitude towardundergrads’ music and game-playingwhen law students have tutorialmemos and briefs due or have tencases to read before class.It's too bad that the Mathews Houselaw students who wrote to the Maroonseem inglv have not been alerted to the existence of large playing fields rightbehind BJ. the Law School and on theMidway, or to the invention of head¬phones. or to the simple fact that com¬mon courtesy (let alone local laws orordinances) requires respect for an¬other's desire not to have his peace in¬vaded.Yes. Mathews House Law Students,the university experience should be a“felicitous blend of academics, rowdi¬ness. and individualism.” But it isn'tup to you to decide for others when theycan study and when they must listen toyour rowdiness. It is up to you to decidethat only for yourself, and to take yourrowdiness to any of the nearby sites inwhich you will not disturb your fellow-students.Hard as it now may be for other BJresidents to believe, most law studentsare not even remotely like the con¬temptuously childish boors who wrotethe April 19 letter to the Maroon.Mellen KazimerLaw School. Class of 1985The College, Class of 1976 An UppercutTo the Editor:I was appalled by the lack of respectfor others displayed by the unnamedfirst year law students in their letterpublished in Friday's Maroon.Contrary to what these sharp legalminds have concluded, no one has anunqualified right to blast a stereo out awindow or throw a Frisbee in a court¬yard. Members of our society have theright to participate in whatever sportsthey enjoy, but not to endanger thesafety, property and peace-of-mind ofothers.The law students' reasoning is thesame that gives the factory-owner theright to pollute the air because it is eco¬nomically beneficial to the communityand the drag racer the right to racedown residential streets because thethrills are great. Both lines of thoughtlead to a society dominated by power¬ful individuals seeking to maximizetheir own pleasure and profit at the ex-pense of tne larger community. Society cannot and will not be terrorized bythugs of any ilk. whether •“fun-loving.”economically wealthy politically pow¬erful. physically strong, vocally loud,or “God-fearing ”The University of Chicago has a longway to go to improve social life on itscampus, but the “Animal House” so¬cial program advocated by the firstyear law students living in Burton-Jud-son does nothing to improve the qualityof life here. The arrogance of individu¬als who think that their life-style is theonly “normal ” one cannot be condonedin a community seeking to foster intel¬lectual free thought and social diver¬sity.In the meantime, let us hope that ourcolleagues in the law school learn theprinciples of the American legal sys¬tem. rather than its mere technicali¬ties. before they are set free from theirglass menagerie on the south side ofthe MidwayPaul A. Carnahan.Law School SpouseA Left JabHellie has been awarded the 1984Gordon J. Laing prize for his bookSlavery in Russia 1450-1725. TheLaing Prize is conferred annually bythe vote of the Board of UniversityPublications on the faculty author,editor, or translator of the book pub¬lished during the preceding twoyears which adds the greatest dis¬tinction to the list of the Universityof Chicago Press. To the editors:I wonder how many of your readersnoted the remarkable juxtaposition ofyour article on Ralph Nader's visit tothe law school with the “open letter” toPresident Gray written by law stu¬dents who dwell in Mathews House inBurton Judson complex.Your article on Nader's speechmade it clear that the student responsewas a reaffirmation of their happy an¬ticipation of “snuggling” into whatNader aptly described as “some lawfirm sinecure with thick rugs and a lu¬crative (corporate) retainer. “As younoted not one student in the audienceraised a hand in response to Nader'squery as to how many of those presentwere interested in employing then-training “to help create a fair society.”Your article implied that most stuentspresent subscribed to the views of oneof their fellow apprentices who opinedthat the "marketplace” will take careof that need.is the letter toa unspecifiedOn the next pageHanna Gray fromnumber of law school residents ofMathews House. They indicate their displeasure with not being allowed to(1) play their stereos loudly at anytime. (2> toss frisbees about in thecourtyard, and (3) consume beer in thecourtyard ia right they deserve, it isargued, since undergraduates ap¬parent ly enjoy free flowing beer duringBurton Judson parties'. The writersmake a case on behalf of “fun” to bal¬ance academics; they argue tht a “feli¬citous blend” of academics and playforms qualities in a person that “makefor an attractive and successful gradu¬ate school applicant ’ The add withrather disarming smugness that they,after all. “ought to know.”What should we make of these cluesabout the nature of life and thoughtamong the lawyers-to-be across theMidway? Perhaps this: Ralph Nader'spleas that they use their skills in work¬ing towards a fair society is really notmuch diflernt in content to them thanis a Resident Head's request that theynot play their stereos too loudly on aFriday afternoon. Both “requests”seem to be viewed as incomprehensi¬ble (unlelicitous?) affronts to theirconceptions of what characterizes asuccessful lawyer and of how andw here such a law yer should locate him¬self herselt in societv. Now it may be that these tolks canthrow trisbees and play stereos to then-hearts content once they find thenplaces in the Sears Tower (luxuriouswall-to-wall carpeting will muffle thenoise' This in turn sounds too smug,however although one could run along way with some ol the numbingself-satisfactions these law studentsexhibit. On could mention that the attitudes of these future lawyers at a pres¬tigious law school in 1985 America is adespairing testimony to the dark agesin which we now seem to be living < tnecould add that their astonishing, al¬most teleological association ol lawwith potential private gain can onlyconfirm the depths to which many olour cultural institutions have sunkTo make these claims would be tomove onto treacherous ground, howev¬er. since ethical debate in our society isnormally resolved • 11 at all by he w iththe loudest voice and or the strongestclout Yet on wonders whether our tu-ture legal wizards "ought to know”more than simply how to find their wayinto a carpeted boardroomDavid T Hansongraduate sHtdt ni18 Photo EssayThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985“'Spring hits Hyde Parkphotosby Carolyn MancusoMathews House decision not rightTo the editor:Open letter to disaffected MathewsHouse Law Students:A pity that College students’ studiesshould serve to dash the festive spiritof you Law School party animals < InRe: “Mathews House is Upset”Maroon April 19).It is precisely students like your¬selves who pose a grave threat to thesurvival of the self-abnegating monas¬tic life of students in the College. It isprecisely people like you who are a cor¬rupting influence in our UniversityHousing System. You seem to thinkthat diversity equates normalcy. ButGod forbid that vour banal rock musicshould be allowed to shake the ancientand most holy walls of Burton-.JudsonYour loud, cacophonous music has thepower to move College students,change them, mould them, cause themgradually to prefer the life of the flesh to the life of the mind (cf.. i.e., e.g.,Plate.2 De Republica, 401d-402a).Do you see no logic, no reason in thehouse rules? One can tell you didn’t at¬tend college here. Woe to those whocannot see! You fail even to see thedangers inherent in frisbee throwing.Not only is the spectacle of graduatestudents flipping frisbees in the court¬yard a profound temptation for Collegestudents to shirk studying duties on aFriday afternoon, but there is littlemore dangerous than a frisbee in thehands of a frustrated college student.Talk about needing to blow off steam!But your biggest complaint centersaround drinking. You bemoan thatboisterous imbibing of beer, booze, andother pleasure-producing potables isbanished in perpetuum from publicplaces, particularly that primary peo¬pled “prison”, the courtyard. Without enumerating the specific dangers ofunsupervised inebriation, the meresight of law students (supposed para¬gons of moderation, courage and jus¬tice) drunk could be most unsettlingand disconcerting to College students.You seem to suspect an inconsis¬tency in the rules, citing supervisedHouse parties that feature beer for all,regardless of age. Au contruire. Noth¬ing can be a more integral part of a fineeducation that a well-superviseddrunken orgy (cf. Plato, De Legibus637a-674c, Symposium).Your solution? 1) Call liquor controlto bust the “neo-storm troopers” andthus ruin everybody else’s education,and 2) Whine to President Gray. To youthe rules are illogical and irrational. (Isuppose you, o Rational Ones, areready to defend logically every feder¬al, state and local law, starting withthe Illinois State drinking age.) To usthe rules make for true spiritual free¬ dom and a happily oppressed, clois¬tered existence.But I am sorry for you. You are, ad¬mittedly, “maladjusted”. Your con¬ception of laws and rules is theoretical¬ly barren. And I’m sorry that you nowmust attend this school, “a regimewhich”, so illogically, “subordinatesfun to study.”Finally, 1 want to thank you for yoursage advice about applying to graduateschools. 1 never knew that those whoyou say possess “a felicitous blend ofacademics, rowdiness, and individuali¬sm”, and that I call besotted partydogs with loud stereos, were the pre¬ferred well-rounded individuals. Ingratitude I offer this advice to you:move up around 53rd street like i didlast year. You and your neighbors canparty and jam, undisturbed, day andnight.Todd FlandersThird Oppressive Yearin the College/sports 19The Chicago Maroon—Friday. April 26. 196.') _____Men’s tennis team scores three outsanding victoriesBy Paul SongWithin this past week, the Universityof Chicago men’s tennis team, underthe direction of Head Coach and teammentor Bill Simms, displayed theirchampionship form on three separateoccasions as they won all three sche¬duled matches in raising their seasonrecord to 6-1.Their first match of the week cameon Wednesday, when the Maroons,ranked 14th regionally, played Whea¬ton College, ranked 12th regionally in the midwest. The Maroons quicklyshowed Wheaton what they thought oftheir superior ranking as they proceed¬ed to give them a lesson in the funda¬mentals of tennis on way to a solid 6-3victory. Simms said of his team’s per¬formance, “We were really psychedfor this match. We had something toprove and I think we did.’’The Maroon’s success continued asthey faced Northeastern Illinois Uni¬versity on Friday. Here the Maroonshad little trouble, as the match resem¬ bled an Upper Rickert thrashing overChamberlin. Chicago cruised to an 8-0slaughter. However, as it was to turnout, the Maroons’ effortless competi¬tions would quickly come to an abrupthalt.Next. Chicago hosted a Division Iteam in DePaul University. Thismatch proved to be one of the toughestchallenges of the year for Simms’squad. After the completion of eightout of nine matches, the match wastied at 4-4. The outcome thus relied onSoftball reaching for respectability after slow startBy Geoffrey SherryAfter dropping to 1-5 through the firsttwo weeks of the season, the Universityof Chicago softball team has played.500 ball and goes into this weekend’sgames with a respectable 5-9 overallrecord.“It’s really too bad that our seasonends so soon. We are really playingwell. Our losses are in close games andmost of them could go either way.”commented assistant coach Pam Kil-day.Coming off 17-1 and 27-12 thrashingsof Ripon College last w-eek, the Maroons traveled to St. Norbert lastweekend for a pair of doubleheadersversus Lawrence University and St.Norbert College. In Saturday’s openeragainst Lawrence, Chicago playedwell, but fell short 2-1. KathleenMcGarvey pitched for Chicago whileMadelvn Detloff scored the Maroons’lone run. Detloff and Paige Thompsonboth collected two hits in the secondgame as Chicago pounded Lawrence12-2.Kilday noted, "Our win overLawrence showed how well we canplay. McGarvey pitched well, our hit¬ ting was excellent, and our defensewas sound.”Chicago dropped a pair of closegames to powerful St. Norbert thatsame weekend. Dana Howd racked uptwo hits in one of Chicago’s "bestplayed games of the year,” but theMaroons dropped the game 6-5. TheMaroons bounced back in the secondgame to take a 3-0 lead in the third in¬ning. However, as they have all year,bases on balls killed Chicago, as St.Norbert took advantage of walks anderrors to retake the lead for good 6-4.“Bases on balls have been the thornin our side all year. It seems like everytime we walk someone, she eventuallyscores on us,” observed Kilday.Chicago regrouped and split a pair ofwell-played games versus Trinity Col¬lege last Tuesday. Down 3-1 in the sev¬enth inning of the first game, theMaroons came back when KarenWalsh reached on a basehit and ArzouAhsan tripled her in. Howd thenreached on an error to score Ahsan toput the game into extra innings. Afterboth teams scored in the eighth. Chica¬go came to bat in the top of the ninth.Ahsan reached on a basehit and Howdtripled to score her. The defense held inthe bottom of the ninth to put away thecontinued on page 20Varsity SchedulesBaseballApril 26 Fri.—Carthage College (DHi 1 p.m. AwayApril 27 Sat.—Lawrence University (DH)*Softball 1 p.m. HomeApril 27 Sat.—Loyola University (DH) 1 p.m. HomeApril 29 Mon.—Ill. Benedictine (DID 3 p.m. AwayTennisApril 26.27 Fri..Sat.—Midwest lnvit. at WhitewaterApril 30 Tues —Elmhurst CollegeMen’s TrackApril 26.27 Fri..Sat — Drake Relays (Des Moines) 3 p.m. HomeApril 28 Sun.—UC Developmental Meet—Game to be covered by WHPK, 88.3 FM 4:30 p.m. Home the number two doubles combination ofClifford Ko and Phil Mowery. Ko andMowery found themselves in a tremen¬dous pressure situation as after twosets (3-6, 6-4), they were down 3-0.Feeling the pressure, this clutch duobuckled down and snatched victoryfrom the jaws of defeat. They w'on thethird set 6-4. and more importantly, thematch for the Maroons 5-4.Simms described the match as“emotionally draining” and respondedby saying “I am relieved but at thesame time, I feel that we could haveplayed much better and thus haveavoided such a dramatic ending. Koand Mowery really saved our rumpand I’m proud of them.”The conclusion of this week sawGeorge Leyden, the number six singlesplayer, remain as the only unbeatenplayer. Bob Buchanan, the number onesingles player, suffered his first andperhaps only loss of the regular seasonagainst Wheaton. Simms, who hadbeen experimenting with his doublescombinations, appears to have settledwith Buchanan and the number twrosingles player. Jay Waldenberg. atnumber one doubles; Ko and Moweryat number two doubles; and HenryLujan and Leyden at number three do¬ubles.The Maroons will next be in actionApril 26 and 27 as they will travel toWhitewater. Wisconsin to compete in •the Midwest Invitational Tournament.The Maroons placed second in 1984. butthey may find this hard to repeat inthat Lujan, the number three singlesplayer, will not make the trip due toMCAT’s. However. Simms feels thathis replacement. Karl Stanley, will doa good job and he hopes that this willnot be a factor Whatever the outcome,it is definitely clear that the Maroonsdeserve to be ranked in the top 10 in theMidwest region and perhaps even thenational top 20See us and save *3°°on the bigger look ofpersonal poster printsKodakYour favorite 35 mm colorphotos will look even betteras big poster prints fromKodak Just bring us your35 mm color negatives orslides. You'll get back 20by 30-inch personal posterprints from Kodak's ownlabs. Offer good April15-May 15, 1985 See ustoday for details.Reg. $17.95Special $*1495f )Ask for A PROCESSING BYKodakkw JThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machine Department970 E. 58th St. 2nd Floor962-7558I.B.X. 5-4364 HYDE PARK BY THE LAKE5500 So. Shore Drive643-3600Valet ParkingFor that special occasion,treat yourself to elegantdining and attentiveservice.========20 sports—— —— The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 196.') ■ -Siampf combined coaching with competitive spiritIn 1938 the University of Chicago var¬sity basketball team, fading fast in theBig Ten it would leave forever eightyears later, welcomed a local bov‘‘with unbreakable glasses and an un¬breakable spirt'’. Fresh from CalumetHigh School on Chicago's South Side.Joseph M. Stampf’s association withthe University would lead him from aBig Ten scoring title to the Maroonhead coaching job. where that spiritproduced 205 victories before hisretirement in 1985.Stampf. a legend in Universitycoaching history, died Saturday after aseries of strokes. He was 65.“He was like a father to me.” saidcurrent Maroon varsity basketballcoach John Angelus. who succeededStampf for the 1975-76 season after assisting him for 12 years. “Most of thestuff I know’ I learned from him.”“Joseph Stampf, the University ofChicago, and basketball were made foreach other,” said Joel Zemans, whoplayed on the nationally ranked 1960-61Maroon squad, and twice made All-American. “The University of Chicagoteams had a reputation of being able tobeat teams whose players had greaternatural ability,” Zemans added. “Thegreatest factor in these achievementswas Joe's ability to organize his teamsto take advantage of strengths andminimize weaknesses.”The 1960-61 Maroon squad and the1973-74 team rank as Stampf’s greatestteams during his tenure. With theirmidseason winning streak marred onlyby Dave DeBusschere and the Univer-Rugby B-squad gets first victory in yearsOvercoming heal exhaustion, inju¬ries and jet-lag the University of Chi¬cago rugby teams came away fromMarquette with that most elusive ofachievements, the clean sweep. B sidecaptain Doug Hadley assessed our per¬formance as "Poetry in motion".Whether he was referring to the gameor our equally impressive post-gamesinging performance is a matter ofsome debate.The A side opened the scoring withinthe first ten minutes with a beautifullyworked try: Some sharp passing bySandy Cartwright. Rich Lindquist andClive Landis and com^ qood ^inningby Andy Yalvano sent through MikeEttinger for a textbook try. AlthoughSandy Cartwright's conversion kickwas good, his best attempts at break¬ing a nearby window in the processnarrowly failed. Thereafter, somegritty defense and speculative refer¬eeing kept us from enlarging upon thatscore. The final, 6-0.Most of the mention however must goto the B side, takers of a 14-6 victor. who snapped a losing streak that begansuch an age ago that not even veteranJohn Golden could remember when itstarted. The B game produced somerather remarkable performances: EdMichaels and Doug Hadley undertookthe admirably masochistic task ofplaying two consecutive games. PatWaresk decided that the Marines werenot punishment enough for him andcame back to remind us of his talent ofscoring improbable tries (and his sin¬gular lack of talent in convertingthem). The whole back line ran likemen possessed and scored 5 tries (2 ofwhich were rather unjustly disal¬lowed >. Amongst the forwards. MikeCamber's performance is best de¬scribed as “no more Mr. Nice Guy”.This Saturday's home game againstRockford should provide momentumfor the upcoming game against NotreDame at South Bend. So please comeand support us at 63rd and Cornell at 1p.m. and swell our supporter's ranksfrom the customary two men and adog. sity of Detroit, the 1960-61 Maroonscruised to a top eight finish in the na¬tion, and won the Great LakesRegional.The 1973-74 team, Chicago’s last en¬try to earn an NCAA post-season bid,featured the University’s all-timeleading scorer, Jerry Clark Clarknoted Stampf’s tremendous gift forworking with people, and added that“he had the uncanny ability to makecompetitive ballplayers out of inex¬perienced people. And he molded eachathlete into the sort of player that willhelp the team.”Stampf became a vital force on theMaroon basketball team the momenthe arrived on campus in 1938, and byhis junior year he led the Big Ten inscoring (13.8 ppg) and established athen-Big Ten record with 82 freethrows. Upon receiving his BA in 1942Stampf worked at the Acme Steel Com¬pany for a year, during which hecoached basketball five nights a weekat the Valentine’s Boys Club. Then in1943 he joined the American Gears,Chicago's entry in the newly-formedNational Basketball Assoc-ation.An injury forced him to leave theprofessional game, and after returningto the old George Williams College atSoftballcontinued from page 19victory.With pitching duties shared amongMary Choldin. McGarvey and KathyFitzpatrick, the Maroons tied the sec¬ond game at 3-3 in the fifth inning, butfell just short as a dose of the dreadedbases on balls returned to lift Trinity toa 6-3 victory.The Maroons look forward to a fourgame weekend with doubleheadersagainst Loyola University tomorrow’ at1 p.m. and Beloit College Sunday after¬noon. Both games will be played atNorth Field. 53rd Street and Drexel to take physicaleducation classes, Stampf assumed abasketball and baseball coaching posi¬tion at the University of Chicago.Stampf’s teams earned a nationalreputation for defense and ball control.Eleven times during his career theMaroons placed in the top five na¬tionally in team defense, and thatdefense helped the 1960-61 squad notonly to its Regional title but to theNCAA quarterfinals, where the teambowed out Southeast Missouri.“As a freshman,” Clark recalls, “Ididn’t understand why coach Stampfspent a large part of our orientationmeeting talking abou: God and spiritand things that didn't seem to have anyreal meaning as far as our basketballteam was concerned. But I saw him putteams together with that spirit andgrew’ to understand it as I played forhim.That intangible quality consisted inall of the University’s coachinglegends, including Pat Page and AmosAlonzo Stagg. To coach at the Universi¬ty of Chicago, one had to understandthat the Maroon athlete is not a typicalcollegiate athlete, ard Hvde Park didnot provide the ideal athletic environ-,ment. Facilities such as Bartlett Gymand the old Field Horse (reconstructedin the late 1970’s) deepened thechallenge of maintaining a high level ofquality, which Stampf succeeded in do¬ing in his 18 years as the varsity headcoach. His 205-116 record represents aremarkable achievement consideringthe environment created for athleticsat Chicago following the school’sdeparture from the Western (Big Ten)Athletic Conference, of which it was acharter member.Story complied and written from oldChicago Maroon and Chicago SunTimes stories, and oersonal interviewsconducted by Frank Lubv.HIThe Sack Realty Company, Inc.1459 east hyde park boulevardChicago, Illinois 60615ApartmentShopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!Students & Professors welcome. Immediateoccupancy! 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Intricatemouldings and ornate cornice-work highlights thisrecently revitalized landmark.Our high-ceilinged one-bedroom apartments arefully carpeted with functional floor plans,individually-controlled heating and air conditioningand modern kitchens that feature all-new appliancesand cabinetry.The Del Prado is perfectly situated to take advantageof the neighborhood's nearby parks (one right acrossthe street!) schools, beaches and shopping. And ac¬cess to the Loop is convenient with CTA, U of C shut¬tle, and IC commuting at the corner.Prices start at only $290 for studios & $395 for 1bedrooms making the Del Prado Chicago's truly affor¬dable grande dame. Call or stop and see our modelstoday.ADelPrado Daily 11-7 Weekends 11-5Baird & WarnerHyde Park Blvd. at 53rd Street285-1855Should Dept, of Justice break upthe commissioner’s officeby Craig Farber The Third StringWhat is the sham that ATT and Peter Ueberrothare pulling on the American baseball public? Ueber¬roth in his first act as commissioner decided that thebaseball fan would be polled to discover the true pop¬ularity or lack thereof of the DH. Ueberroth hasgiven the impression that the result of this votewould determine the fate of the DH. This idea as wellas the methods involved in polling lead me to my ini¬tial statement.First of all this poll is merely a poll. The BaseballRules Committee decides on any rule changes, notthe Commissioner’s Office. Ubie was given all sortsof concessions upon taking office but having controlover the rules was not one of them. I’m afraid this ismerely a ploy of Ubie to avoid the unpopularity thatbefell his predecessor Bowie Kuhn. Ubie does all hecan to avoid fan conflict and even though he is a finebusinessman this might prevent him from makingthe hardball decisions that a man in his positionmust make. Kuhn will be remembered for kickingout Mickey and Willie and for having several playersthrown in jail during his tenure.The poll, run in part using ATT 900 lines, is beingmisrepresented as giving the fan direct input into therules of the game they love. Each call costs 50 centsso ATT can be expected to take in millions of dollarsin this fiasco. It should be made clear to the fans thatthe results of this poll are as meaningless as the re¬sults of any political poll.Now we must deal with the question of who is goingto vote. Are the fat cat National League fans going tobe shoving their quarters into phones while poor des¬titute American League fans are silenced? Therewas recently an incident where a man spent almost100 dollars trying to phone into Late Night withDavid Letterman. I think this will happen tenfoldwhen dealing with an issue as hot as the DH. So onceagain the true fan. the one who pays two bucks to sitin the bleachers, will be blocked from giving hisopinion, while Ubie sits in the 21 Club hobnobbingwith the ATT board of directors. .Alter nine years in the Kingdome the Mariners arefinally taking advantage of the short fences and havebecome a power team. So far the Mariners are lead¬ing the majors in homers. Leading the way is almost- rookie third baseman Jim Presley who already has 6home runs and 13 rbis. Right with him is a rejuvenat¬ed Gorman Thomas also with six. Thomas is comingoff a miserable season after undergoing rotator cuffsurgery. Thomas, who still cannot throw, has re¬signed himself to his new role as DH and so far isgetting along fine in the Kingdome.It’s a shame that this advantage may not bearound for long. The Mariners are having troubledrawing fans and if things don’t improve this year afranchise move is imminent...Is Earl Weaver really coming back? According tothe vast number of rumors he could be back by June.Steinbrenner has already made inquires into Weav¬er’s availability and both the Sox and the Orioleswould be interested if Weaver decided to unretire. Iguess two years of relaxation wasn’t enough but Iwas sure after two years of enjoying himself Earlwould never want to subject himself to the torture heputs himself through in the dugout.American League lies;National League killsby Dennis A. ChanskyIs there really a tradeoff between old ball parksand the designated hitter*? It’s true that in the AL onegets more of the traditional surroundings to cushionthe sharp pain caused by the Hitter, and that in theXL you get the full complement of baseball strategyto distract him from noticing how antiseptic are theenvirons. If it is truly a tradeoff, then it is a totallyunintentional one on the part of the American Lea¬guers. While the National League goes on recordevery year as being very much against the DH rule,try to get American Leaguers to talk about their oldballparks. They have stayed with their shrines for solong for the simplest of economic reasons.The American League has always been the poorrelation in baseball. So while the National Leaguewas growing during the sixties and seventies, it de¬cided to invest in baseball’s second century by build¬ing a whole bunch of newer, larger, more-easily-ac- sports 21. The Chicago Maroon—-Friday, April 26, 1985 , — —cessible, albeit sterile and monotonous XaMparks.But the American League was not growing, which isthe major reason it adopted the experimental DHrule. The American League did see somt growth inthe late seventies, but not due to the DH, for the Na¬tional League’s attendance was growing just asfast.So now, barring the talk of the impending collapsewhich has surfaced just in time for negotiations for anew basic agreement, the American League can nowafford to ponder its future. It will be interesting, andprobably heartbreaking, to see how the AL will treatthe holy places it has hidden behind for so long. Theowners of the White Sox have absolutely no desire tokeep their team playing in what they call withfeigned pride “the baseball palace of the world.”One of three general partners of the Red Sox haspublically come out in favor of moving that venera¬ble franchise out of the ball park all-too-often com¬pared to a gothic cathedral.Economic reality has that kind of sway. The Amer¬ican League still has Yankee Stadium because theYankees could afford to build a 65.000 seat stadiumin 1923. If the Stadium had been considerablysmaller, it would not have been renovated, but aban¬doned in the early seventies. And as long as DominosPizza and Lady Luck keep delivering on time, itlooks like the Tigers will be staying at Briggs Stadi¬um, which is still larger than quite a few modern fa¬cilities.The initial point of this piece is to point up how theAmerican League reaped a public relations windfallbecause it was destitute for such a long time. Butnow that AL baseball is back, the truth will win out.and the walls will come tumbling downBut that raises a second question. Should a ball¬park be kept alive for its own sake? If both pairs ofSox. and even the Cubs can t make enough money intheir small, but distinctive plots, do they yet have amoral obligation to stay put0 The question is madetougher because these three particular ballparks areamong the most outstanding. The decision to demol¬ish Crosley Field or Sportsman's Park was not so dif¬ficult. because even B. Yeeck hated Sportsman's.But to keep a team from being competitive inorder to preserve its friendly confines is a dubiouspractice. Such a ball park becomes merely a reli¬quary. and an occasional visit to the reliquary can bejust what the doctor ordered. 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The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACESUBLET w/option for lease avail 6/17 spacious1 bedroom unfurn apt in luxury hi-risew/beautiful lake view (Regents Park) Call 324-1660.APARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students HerbertRealty 684 2333 9-4:30 Mon. Fri. 9-2 on Sat.3 to 4 Bedroom, Lease begins June 15, Located54th & Kimbark, Call 947-0396 early AM, latePM. i Bk suoiet w/option to tease, naiuwuoo tirs,kit w/dinette, shwr, lots clset space, Indry inbsmt, unfurnished or ptly turn, in ct yd bldg.5454 S. Cornell-Quiet st, 1 blk fr l-C, deli, 4restrnts, 3 grocery strs, Avail mid-June.$405/mo & dep, but negot. Call 643-5972.2rnis in charming 1985 condo 54th & Blackstonemod, kit, Ir. dr, tearm w/woodfire. exerrm. Ig.yard w/porch & more nicely turn, nonsmk.grad, prefer immediately available $235/mocall 667-1166.Large 2 & 3 bdrm apts. New kitchens/baths.$525-625 w/heat. Kimbark & 52nd. 684 5030.Very large 4 bdrm 2 bath apt. sun rm, formaldining rm. Kimbark & 52nd. $795 incl heat & option to buy. avail May 15. 684-5030.PEOPLE WANTEDFUNDRAISINGThe ART INSTITUTE OF CHICAGO seeksstudents who can be persuasive and have goodtelephone voices. Work 3 to 5 evenings perweek. $4 an hour to start and up to $8.50 an hourwith nightly incentives.FOR INTERVIEW APPOINTMENT callweekdays between 10 am and 4 pm, 782-2583.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.Permanent part-time rental agent for luxuryhigh rise in Hyde Park. Call Mon-Fri. 9am-5pm. 288 5050.Spacious studio available immediately forsublet. Convenient for shopping, transp. Lakeview, price negotiable. 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Basement pking avail xtra$490/mo. call 684 2888.Exe 2 & 4 br apt for rent now, 2 bk from UChospital with heat, rents $360 & $700 per monplease call Ed at 241-6854 after 4 pm. IDA'S CAFE is looking for a CASHIER to workpart-time during lunch hours..Apply at Ida's inIda Noyes. Ask for Salty.PREMEDS and other students interested inhealth why volunteer when you can get paid todo, according to Mrs. Putzel a much morerewarding job. A quadrapalegic student in thecollege needs an assistant from fall '85 to spr¬ing '86 20 hours a week at $4.00 an hour of fairlylight work. For more information call 947-8969in the morning or leave message at C. Vanovercollege mailbox.Need an extremely large male (6'6" to 7' 250lbs) to help promote product line at the National Restaurant Show May 18 to May 22 jobdescription is to hand out literature and to bepersonable 6 hrs per day at $6 per hour to ar¬range for an interview phone Greg at (216) 251-1020.Experienced waitress wanted. Must be 21 orolder. For more information call Giordano'sRestaurant after 2:00pm at 947-0200.EARN MONEY ON ALL THE MAGAZINESSOLD ON CAMPUS. NEED PEOPLE TOPOST INFORMATION. GOOD PROFIT.WRITE BPC, 8218 HARDY, OVERLANDPARK, KS 66204.Can you translate into French? Then you areperfect for the job. We offer steady full andparf-fime work, computer training, and achance to learn about the fascinating field ofmachine translation. Send resume to: Person¬nel Manager, Weidner Communications, 40Skokie Blvd., Northbrook, III. 60062.Package of 10SONY #F-90 $ l 79e.ch $1491 EACHTDK SA-90 $249EACH $019Jm EACHTDK D-90 $ 1 691 EACH $ 139,«.MAXWELL XL-H90 $069Z EACH *23».«,ALSO VIDEO CASSETTES! Package of 10MAXELL T-120 S895e.ch $650,«.MEMOREX T-120 S895e.ch *6S0,«.TDK T-160 $1195e4CH *9S0..<.PANASONIC T-120 $895e.ch «650,.„TDK T-120 S895e„c» $6S0.«. SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAIT ModelCamera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700Childcare Exp. Mother w/background in Edand Child Devel. Campus loc. ref. avail. Full¬time only. 493-4086.WEDDINGS and other celebrationsphotographed. Call Leslie at 536-1626.LARRY'S MOVING& DELIVERY. Topickupa piece of furniture on the other side of the city,to move boxes or a small household, callanytime. Lowest rates in city. 743-1353.Moving & Hauling discount prices to staff 8.students from 12/hour free cartons deliveredn/c household moves many other services.References. 493-9122.Quality typing. $1.75/page. Spelling checked.Call Marion (219)659-6190.TRIO CON BRIO: music for weddings, receptions, etc. Classical and light popular. Call 643-5007 for details.WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHYThe Better Immage 643-6262FAST FRIENDLYTYPING-Resumes, papers,all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call 924-4449.Accurate Typing, Any paper with format. 667-8657; Ask for James.University TYPING Service, fulltime profes¬sional EDITING and WORDPROCESSINGdeluxe by former English prof, hourly fee. 363-0522.FOR SALE2 BR CONDO 57th and Kenwood Spacious,Custom kitchen DW Pantry Beautiful hrdwdfirs. Built-in hutch Courtyard bldg. $68,000. 684-7996.Indiana Ogden Dunes on Lake Michigan 1 hr bySouth Shore train at gate to loop. Close to ex¬pressway. Dunetop 4bdrm 2fpl fam rm 89,900.Or Lakeview plank floors 3 bdrm 92,000. 9.75%financing.Phipps Inc. Realtors 219-947-2502Sally 219-762-410010-spd Jevnet bike, suntour front, simplex rearderailleur, new tires $85 Bill 324-7538.2 BR CONDO 57th and Kenwood Spacious,Custom kitchen DW Pantry Beautiful hrdwdfirs Built-in hutch Courtyard bldg. 61,800, 6847996.Very sturdy couch & matching chair $100.00.643-2706 or 962-7123.NEW LISTING-56th & DORCHESTER. 2bedroom, large eat-in kitchen, sep DR, excep¬tional yard. Ray school. Compare building,locations, and price. By owner, $62,500. 643-9423 eve:BIKE 27" girls murray good shape $89. 962-6299.Plan to spend some time on the road this sum¬mer? We offer quality lodging almostanywhere in the United States for less than $10a night. Student Travel Club Corporation. 251 -2496.CONDO FOR SALE. Big, sunny one-bedroom.Great location-56th and Kimbark. Low $40's.684-8299.For Sale. Portable electric typewriter, Olivetti82, 3 typing elements, case, good condition.$140-Call 536-7494. SCENESPrexy Nesbitt, Co-chair Coalition for IllinoisDivestment from S. Africa, to speak on SouthAfrica-historical and current analysis,political action from U.S., Sunday, April 28,7:30 p.m., Ida Noyes Library.PETSKittens free to good home. 924-1976.LOST & FOUNDLOST: Woman's gold La Marque watch, 4/20in East H.P. If found, please contact 363-7571.Lost Women's Watch between Pierce-Reg 4/20Reward. Call 3-2240 X1722.PERSONALSTODAY Kevin is 3 times 7. Come cho DA MAwith him and join him in Seventh Heaven.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.NEEDMONEY?People needed to participate in a study of drugeffects on mood. Only commonly prescribeddrugs used. Pays $50 Call 962-7591.KIDS EARN MONEY!2nd thru 6th graders—Earn money the easyway. Be in a fun study especially for kids. CallMs. Heller 9-5 962-1548.CALL HOTLINE7PM to 7AM, 7 days a week. Talk. Information.Referral. Crisis Intervention. We're there foryou. 753-1777CO-OP APT FOR SALEIDEAL CAMPUS LOCATION!56th & University. Quiet, spacious 1-2BR. Fullyfinished, move-in cond. Modern kit, bath.Fireplace, storage. Well-managed bldgw/large beautiful yard. $59,900. Arrangementfor furniture possible. Call 684-5702.HATHA YOGA CLASSESTwo 8-week classes will begin at the FirstUnitarian Church, 5650 Woodlawn on Tuesday,Apr 30 and Thursday, May 2 from 6 to 7:30 p.m.Price $40 for one class, $70 if you want to cometwice a week. Hatha Yoga is a systematic pro¬gram of relaxation and physical conditioningfor men and women of all ages. It wasperfected by Indian mystics some 3500 yearsago as an aid to meditation. Instructor JackMerring has been teaching yoga since 1970.For more information call him at 955 0936.PAINTING & CARPENTRYINTERIOR EXTERIOR PAINTING,DRYWALL PLASTERING BATHROOMR E MODE LING 624-6011 FREE ESTIMATE.SOX-CUBS GAMEHillel is going to the SOX CUBS baseball gameat Comisky Park Mon., April 29 at 6:30 p.m.Tickets on sale now at Hillel for $4.50. 752-1127.ProfessionallyTypeset as specifiedby the University ofChicago BusinessSchoolS2750 PERPAGEINCLUDES 50 COPIES ON24 LB CLASSIC LAID BONDSELECTION OF ATTRACTIVE PAPERSCopyworteThe Copy Center in Harper Court5210 S HARPER AVENUE • 288 2233Hour-, MON FRI 8 30 AM 6 PM SAT 10 AM 5 PM East Park TowersBarber Shop1648 E. 53rd St.752-9455By AppointmentEXCLUSIVECLEANERSSAME DAY DRY CLEANINGREPAIRS & ALTERATIONSMon., Tue., Thur., Fri. 7:30-6:00 P.M.Sat. 8:30-6 P.M.; Closed Wed.3 Convenient Locations1442 E. 57th St., 643-06071340 E. 55th St., 643-72001553 E. 51st St., 363-957423The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 26, 1985CLASSIFIEDSPIANO LESSONSwith EDWARD MONDELLO, piano teachermusic dept. 1960-82. 752-4485.ADOPTION WANTEDLoving couple in mid 30's will provide love fineeducation, suburban home for Caucasian in¬fant, our resume available confidential ex¬penses paid call friend Jan collect at312-352-0312.LIBERTARIANS"Two views on Libertarianism, Ethics andNatural Rights". Tonight, 7pm, Ida Noyes.ORGAN RECITALSFree each Tues 12:30 pm: Thomas Wikmanplays the magnificent new baroque organ atChicago Theological Seminary, 5757 S. Univer-sity Ave. COMING OUT GROUPTo discuss the problems (and possibilities) ofbeing gay and coming out. 8pm Tuesdays at5615 South Woodlawn.COACH HOUSE2 Bdrm, 1 Ig bth, on bus rt. Privacy, 536-0077.* ELECTRICTYPEWRITERSBrand new Smith-Corona, daisy-wheel type¬writers. One portable with special features,one office quality with memory. Offered atsubstantial savings and with original warran¬ties. Call 288-0524.ORIENTAL CARPETSSpring Sale-until May 6th. All carpets at 20 per¬cent discount. All sizes, all colors. Call 288-0524(leave message if necessary.) FEELING SAD, BLUE,DEPRESSEDVolunteers needed for a drug preferenceresearch study. Study involves only commonlyprescribed non-experimental drugs. This is nota treatment study. This four week study pays$110. Call 962-3560 mornings for further in¬formation. Volunteers must be between 21-35yrs. old and in good health.NEED EXTRA MONEY?RESEARCH STUDY NOW BEING CON¬DUCTED to determine drug preference. Earn$190 for your participation. Involves only overthe counter or commonly prescribed, non-experimental drugs. Minimal time required.Call 962-3560 between 9 a m. and noon.Volunteers must be between 21 and 35 yrs. andin good health. ALL UNIVERSITYDANCEGALA will host a dance on Saturday, April 27for all members of the University community.It will be held in the East Lounge of International House.$2.00 with UCID$3others.DEBATE COACHELECTIONSThe Chicago Debating Society will elect its1985-86 debate coach Sunday April 28th in IdaNoyes, east lounge. All members expected toattend.MOTHER'S DAY ROSES!Delivered FREE to Chicago area & NorthShore Lowest prices in town! Guaranteed!Call John Kotz of Flowers, Ltd at 493 5511 mor¬nings, eves for more information. ALL ordersby May 5th.FEMINIST ART PROJECTWimmin's energy is art suppressed by thePatriarchy. Share in a collective effort; wewill grow together. Bring yourbodies/voices/spirits to Women's Union office.Mon. Apr. 29 7pm Ida Noyes.HAPPY FEETMake your feet happy by doing ethnic dancesfrom Europe, Middle East, and more with UCFolkdancers every Monday at 8:30 forteaching 10 pm for requests, in Ida Noyes HallNo experience or partners necessary.HILTON HYDE PARKExperienced only: Cocktail ServersApply in personMonday, April 29: 2 to 4 P.M.Chartwell Restaurant4900 S. Lake Shore Dr.SUBLETSublet Lincoln Park furnished studio, 6/4 to8/28; $750 total including uts. Just pay $10 mon¬thly phone (80 pak) for tenant. Tenant returning. Call Megan, 549-1721, late evesORDER YOUR YEARBOOKThis is your last chance to order the 1985 year-book. The Cap and Gown fill out the order forminside this issue of the Maroon or come by theStudent Activities Office.PARTY TONIGHTTired of working your way backwards througha casual chain? The Prime Movers are the hotnew band from the East, See them TONIGHTat 5625 Univ. Free fresh cold barley pop. alsomassacre punch. Come to where the source is$1 and UCID, 9:30 ? The first cause can only beexperienced! You won't be sorry.The world is waiting.Be an exchange studentStep into an adventure filled with opportunities and challenges. Aspart of International Youth Exchange, a Presidential Initiative for peace,you live abroad with your new host family. Learn new skills. Go to newschools. Make new friends.Young people from all segments of American society arebeing selected. If youd like to be one of them, write for moreinformation on programs, costs and financial aid.Help bring the world together, one friendship at a time.I!t! Write: VH Til i:\mw.iIWI.Io Colorado MKHIftA message fn«m The Adverting Council and The International Youth Exchange —]CHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpeoc'zmg in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Ldily 11 A 8 30 P MClosed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062SIXTY-SIX MINUTESPresentsJames Sanders, ViolinistFeaturing works b\ Bach. Kricslcr. ct a!Saturday, April 27,1985 at 3:00 PMUniversity Church5655 So. University Ave.DONATION: $5.00Marisso AlbencoCharles W. AllenAlbert W. AlschulerEric D AltholzFiarxad AlviSteve* AmsterdamChristian AndersonJeffrey D AndersonT. J. AnthonyMichael AronsonHoward AropnsonAbigail AsherElizabeth AsmisNon AstoneCatherine l. Atchesonlinz AodanDeborah AulanderMark AuslanderStephanie BaconLaura BaderAnne BatayCatherine M BolintErnest E BallardJohn C. BonkstonellSteve BarghusenElizabeth Barnes-CloytonSteven BarnettThomas A BarrettThomas BartuskaDeb BathonEdward T BaumJoe BavoneAllen BeanValerie BennettDamele BensimonTony BerklerCarol BerkowerElizabeth Bernsteinlisa BernsteinGreta BeverJoseph BezarkAdam BickfordAdam BiermanPaul Billings'eyDeane BivinsHeather BlairPamela ("I'm oppalled")BleishBarbara BloxomAlfred BollKate BonanzigeMichele Marie BonnarensRobert BorchersSheila BossMary I BowersJohn Michael BowmanJoan BoyarSusan C BradyMaureen BreenWilliam H Bright. Jr.Gretchen BrockmeierBlen H BrodowskyIon M BrodyLeslie BronzElizabeth BrooksBernard O. BrownDavid l BrownJoseph H. BrownSimcha BrudnoPalmira BrummettRichard C. BumsteodAnne BurnettAntoinette M. BurtonPatty ButterCrista CabeCraig CahallBordley CampbellBrian CampbellNmo CampobassoAlan CanterA. CorbergWalter CdrlipKay J CarrJustine CassellRobert ChametskyC B. ChanensonJeff ChansnowRichard ChappellMatthew ChenowthTim ChildNoelani L ChingBenjornin H. ClarkNancy ClevelandLaura ClogerLiora CochCynthia J. CoheenBarbara CohenJana CohenJennifer CohenRobert CohenWilliam CollinsJ ConoroffJohn R. ConlorFrederick ConradAlexandra ConroyGeorge CookThomas F. CookettAnngelett CooperJames CooperWilliam CopiinChristopher E CosansJohn CottonKeith CourtneyLiz CoviileGeri L. CraneG Adorn CritsAnne CrittendenShari E CropperJoyce A CuestT. Micohel CulpJohn CunyusMarianne CurrieLaura A CuzzilloGideon D ArchangeloJone DaebergLiliana J DagoBill J DarderChristopher D DeeJonathon DegannKaren DenshickBarbara DesRosiersJohn DesperDavid L DevineBeth J DiDomenicoJoel DickmanMark OilierKyle D DixonPaul DixonAntonio M. DonovanDonna DrobikKenneth A. DrobikJennifer A DropkmPurnima DubeySarita DubinSmith E DudleyRebecca C. DunnKathleen DunneVerne A DusenbergJulie EarlyElisabeth R EbertLisa EddmondsThomas EdsollLaura J. EdwardsAmy E»denAshraf EidifrowiWilliam EilfortElise EisenbergDona ElbemPotricia EngelmonnRebecca E ErlijRebecca E. ErlyRuth Ann ErnstWendy EspelondEd FahrSabrma ForberAnne M. FarleyMike ForrarDawn FarrellToma ForteDavid FeigeNaomi FeinJose FeitoRobert C FergusonEva FernandezJennifer FinchThomas FischerLisa FischmanThis initiative is supported by:GALAWomen's UnionU of C FolkdancersCauseUC Gay LawStudent Assocation William P Fisher. Jr. Peter Kruley Christopher PearsonTrocy L. Forgie Rebecca Kublick Jeffrey M PecoreCheryl A Foster Alison Kuehner Jedan PedersenHeather Fowles Julie M Kunce Joon E. PedersonTodd Frondsen William W. Kunze David PellmanGroce Frank Pattela L. Kurz Nancy PenningtonJeremy Friedman Diana Kusch Judith PeroinoHannah Frisch Elizabeth Kutyla Thomas PerdueJoan M. Frye Myra LaVenue Margaret PerkinsElizabeth E. Fuller Elen Lacas Scott T. PerryDavid Gable Bruce Lacey Abby PerskyMollie Galloway Gayothri Lakshminarayanan Glenn PerusekBarbara Gans Sarah E. Lamb Mark PestanaDiana Gantt David A. Landis Scott N PetersDaniel Garber Reed Larson Karen PetersonDavid Gorfinkle John Laundry Lawrence PetkoRobert Garisto Mary E. Leas Paolo PietroRudolph Gartner Rick Lebby Karen PinneyRobert Garza James L. Lehr Matt PofohlMichael Lew B Gelfman Lizo Celia Leif Mark R PolelleMi rah A. Germain Clare leinweber Phil PollordCamille J. Gerstei Leslie leisk Joan PolnerDan Gilman Steffen Lempp Emily M. PontwsChristina Glob Steven Leslie Grant PrellwitzHersh Glagov Gail Letzter Eric PremockRobin S. Goldberg Thomas B levergood Susan PriestMitchell Goldman Debra J. Levin William A. Props!Vickie Goldsmith Poul A. Levitan Mitch PuschettSusan A Gonzalez Koel Levitin Jeff PlenaKatherine E Goodman David J. Lewis J. R. QuadraeeTara Goodwin Laura A Lewis Porker QuammenAlex Gottschalk David Liebowitz Indre RackauskasIngrid Gould Karl Lietzan K. F. RahderDorothy Graddy Koi-Shyn Lin Gloria G. RahejaJohn Graham Pete lindenom Rovindra RajmaneCatherine K Greig Janis linn Cynthio RondKenneth Griffin Leonard Linsky Erica RFandJessica Gueritch David Lift Heidi ReovisThomas Guneneri Grace Loehr Geoffrey ReesKathleen Hall Judith A. Long Eric RemmlerSusan L. Hall Scott Lons Lisa ReynoldsWilliam W. Hall Christine Loos Todd RiceTamara Hammish Jonathan G. Lowe John F. RichardsonLawrence D. Hanbrook Francis M. Luby Jone RichlovskyMatthew Hanch Deborah J.Lucas Marlene RichmonBill Honrahan Karen J. Ludwig Leslie RigbyHeather Harper Ann Lynn Kathleen L. RoachJonathan G. Harris David Lynn Mark G. RobeckPeter Harroweil David Lyon Gwendolyn RobertsArielle Hart Sheri M. Lyons Julie RobinsonAngela Hasner Michael Macaluso Lawrence RobinsonJeffrey Hatch Bell Maddex Karen E. RochiinCharles W Hayes Down Magid Lawrence RockeSasha Heid Lisa Magnas David A RogonRtchard E Hetmerdtnge Robert M. Magruder Douglas RosemanLisa Heinzeling Motthew Maisky Audrey RosenbergNoncy Helmbold Carolyn Mancuso Emily RosenbergAndrea Henderson David l- Manker Susan RosenbergLinda Henderson Robert Manning Eric RosenthalBecki Hendricks Edward E Monoelion Karen RosentholJulio Henick Gerald Mapt Ellen RossSusan E Henking Jerome M. Marces Deborah J. RossumScott Hermes Scott P. Marcks Bethany RowePETITION FOR EQUAL RIGHTSWhereas all individuals should be guaranteed the human dignity of basic civil rights, and; Whereaslesbian women, gay men, and bisexual persons have consistently been denied legal protection forthese equal rights to gainful employment, housing and public services including educational oppor¬tunity, and; whereas the University has traditionally been a champion of the ideals of freedialogue; and these ideals are best promoted in an environment in which all individuals can feel freeto express themselves without fear of loss of academic standing or employment opportunities; We,the undersigned, therfore support the initiative to include the phrase ''sexual orientation" in alldocuments in which non-descrimination policies of the University of Chicago are stated.Richard K HerrellKathryn A HerrmannDavid HerschDaniel HerwitzKaren HerzenbergBruce A HerzleiderBarbara HibmoDown HtrakowaBarry HirschMon HoashiLaura R HoffmonEric HoffmannTim HohnsonPom HollandKen HolstonJoe HoltzEric HolzenbergAmy L. HolzhausenSteven HonigLisa HoppsAndrew HowardMark HupertMark HughesMomco Avis HughesCothy HynesAlison inofukuSharon IrishTom JociboLisa JocobsonNoncy C. JacobsonSonia JacobsonDma JonzenLisa R JaskolHeather JessenJanie JiomboluoJohn JohnsonRaymond JohnsonW R JohnsonWayne T. JohnsonCarolyn A. JohnstonCharles E JonesPeter W. JonesAnn JordohlCorole JoyceHenry JujonKen G. KobiraMeltsso KaletoMyong KangJosh Konterliso KasmerRobert KasterAdorn KatzSeth R KatzAlice Ruth KaufmanNino KevinKostoi KazazisWilliam R KeileyIrwin E. KellerAlessandro KelleyJoshua KelimanAlon KennedyNeil KerrStefan G. KerteszSusanna Killuk-MartinTeddy KimBruce KingCindy KrishmonScott KirwinJock Leslie KishMelinda KleehamerMark KlingerLaura 0 XoemgMark R KoenigD KohnDavid KohnJames D KoleMatthew KolodzieiEsther KoponAmy E. K os sowTolica KreiensieckMary Jo KringosPaul KrueberBetsy Kruger Nick Mariggioli Kevin RowneyMichael Mormer Carolyn M RundquistSilvia Marsans Marc B SableGoil Martin Lili SacksSue Martinelli Kubacki Mary SajnaMartin B Mathews David SalesCarl J Mayer Barry SolomonRon McClamrock Carlos SandovazLoura McClure Felix SawzKristin McCue P SchabingerAnn L. McGill Maya SchofRae Lynn McKay Wendy SchillerPatrick T McNeil Laura R. SchulkindMary McQuillen Joseph SchumanAngela McTaggart Jordana SchwartzJennifer Mechem Mary Ingberg SchweikerMary Megaro Jill SchwendemanKenneth E. Mellendony Christine ScobyCathleen Melton Wayne ScottAndrea Melzer R SearlinEsther Menn Barbara SebekStephen Menn Ellen K SeebacherDemetra Menkas Sharon A SeeleyStuort Michoels Brenda K SeidlerAndrew P Michitson Ken SembachDon Mikol Steve SennenStephen Miley Doyle Adam Seward, Jr.Glenn Miller Mark M. SextonJane B Miller Richard J. ShakerJeff Miller loune ShannonRebecca Miller Mevelyn ShannonElizabeth C Misbler Maureen SheehyVeena Mishra Jessie SheridanKenneth P. Mitchell. Jr. R Stratford ShieldsAnne-Marie Mizel Kim ShivelyRichard Moche Melindo ShorePaul Mollico Zeno ShuberLisa Montgomery Ken SiegelSteven M Montner Judith SilversteinPaul E. Mooney lisa SimeoneColleen Moore Yetrin D SimmonsRobert E Moore Rick SindlerLeAnn Morgan Eileen R. SirkinPaul Morrell Sharon M SlwartzConnie Morrow Eleanor R. SmithLindo Moses Rondall SmithAmy Moss Sarah SmithPeter Moulbee Stonsfield SmithKathleen Mullor.ey Ned SnellBrian MuIJigan Louis SongsterRobert Nadelson Robert SparksSimantee Nog Mortho C. StanekPoul S. Napper Comille SteberEthan Narreddin Michelle SteeleBarbara Need Kurt SteibLorry Neubauer Morcio SteinChristopher Newcomb Elisa SteinbergDeborah Newman Kathryn R. StellJohn J Noh David Stewardlelie Norton Meredith StubbsKerry O'Brien Michael SullivanA ny O Connor Cass SunsteinElizobeth O’Connor Ann SwohnbergK Ocheltree Rick SzesnyMoureen R Okicki Terese SzesnyJames Olson Molly J. TomorkinSusan Oppenheimer Mohomod TowakoliWilliam T Oranez John B TaylorJonno C Ore Raleigh TaylorWendy Sue Osonko Anastasia TheodoropoulosLori J Osborne - Eric ThompsonMartha E Otit Timothy J. ThurlowRebecca Owen Melanie TogmanDenise Pagnucci Steve TomashefskyDavid Pallwenue Loura TorgersonJanis H. Palmer Catherine TorpeyJohn Polmer Rich TroubeDalio Paludis Jonathan TroumUnsong Pong David TrosmanMary E Parish Dina TrwexWendy Porsholl Kevin TuiteLeonn Poul Ayse TurksevenMark Poul Angela Turner Maricia TurnerMichael S. VailMartha Van HattsmanJulie VargoDouglas VarleyDaisoku VondranJohn W. RipponSolly WoackKeith WaclenaNatalie Silberman WoinwrightEdward J. WalkerElizabeth WallaceMark WallaceGeorge WalshPaul WopnerSean C. WorrenLaura E. WosonwiczEileen WassermanWilliam WebbEric WebberBen WeinbergCarl R. WeinbergDoll WeinfeinBrad WeissJulie WeissmanSteve WeissmanPeter WhiteJames WhitmanYvonne WidmonnDavid B. WilfordCraig WilliamsPhyllis WilliamsonCheryl WilsonHugh R WilsonKate WilsonB. WimsottAlison WinterKenneth A. WissokerCothermeM. WocosekThomas WolffJoel WollerAdeline WongMark WooMichael WorleyGretchen M. WrightJane WulfBridn YoungEdmund ZaniadoDavid ZerlinSteven M. ZhilnikNadine L. McGannKaren FeldmanElizabeth HoffmanStephen MennSusan Martinelli KubackiSara MathiasJeff RamseyDarnel GarberRobert J. RichardsTim BlackmanCharles H. SmithGrace RedmanScott MartinAlec McAvsIandDaniel GoldsteinRaymond UliassiRoom EinhornMiles MendenhallLarry WaxmanPlus 28 law students we forgot to ask if their names could appearThis petition was circulated by the University of Chicago Gay and Lesbian Alliance (GALA) for the purpose of encouraging the University ad¬ministration to extend the non-descrimination policy already explicit in the Student Handbook to encompass all arms or he university in pro¬tection of the human and civil rights of lesbians, gays, and bisexuals.•••••v•••••••••••••••••••••••••mm•a•••••••••••#•#•••••••••••••••••••••••••##••••••••••••a•••••••••••••WW••••••••••••w0•••••••••••••••••••••####••••••••••^••••••••••aa••*••••••••##•••••••'■*•mmmm*•••••••••••••••••s•••••••••••••••••••••••uUUuIJUIJu>■*,Ju>j•<*Huuunnnnnnr1MWMSiiiiiiiiiMW1IIIIsaaaalIIIIllIJBBIIllit.iiii""IIVImmuuMU“533p«yHHHHUM*35uH--*~-IIM|||lII*»11UHMMHuuuaWuwMMmuuuw*i5l\\||tillUIII*1QMMflB3B«IIIIIIIIIIncnasca||nHUIIKI'miii*J5nn3uauyuyuuhHHHUuu33auauuuuujiJIjzyHUHU«Huwgwas'inn'niiinimn«««?B_nnnnn_——“•"""*UuHHH4MWM.“II*MM*•it!UUUinnnnnn*•»•••**uuUuuuuuuuuitwUU““--nnnnnnnnnuuIHinniiuuuuunnnr»nykJU•yWUUmeet Chicago’s owniames northniSjNot^^S0*55}ca**0»»r<**» d*! u° <**'s.t* ^hr»*i ~ 'Sundayapril 283-5pm57th Street Books1301 East 57th St.6844300 mmmAima Bolena and the ArtisticMaturity of Gaetano DonizettiHOMSTokopwa tdeologySEMMMOP BOOKSTORE5757S.MITY 752-4381Md-FRI 8;30-|Stt: W 1(100-5®) SUN 1Z00-5B0THE WATER ENGINE— by DAVID MAMET = GOODMAN THEATRESTUDENT SPECIALApril 26-June 2Previews April 26- May 5Half-price tickets forall Goodman SeriespreviewsHalf-price rush tic¬kets for all regularperformances(except Saturdayevenings) when youpurchase tickets 15minutes beforecurtain.One ticket per validstudent IDCALL 443-3800Goodman Theatre200 S. Columbus Dr.23 APRIL 1985To people committed to the cause of peace:I have assembled thoughts on the machinations of dissembling superpowers and theirservile allies.A Tokyo think tank has probably developed a scenario in which the US military give theUSSR military permission to destroy Tokyo and Dusseldorf and the USSR military give theUS military permission to destroy Shanghai and Manila. When the smoke clears, there willbe 40,000,000 dead Orientals (Dusseldorf: Prussians and Turks).The Japanese are resigned to the destruction of Tokyo. Having received benefits that comefrom being a peacetime ally of the Americans, the Japanese are honour-bound to be awartime ally of the Americans and accept a war dead quota, 20,700,000 Japanese war dead.The war dead quota was determined by using the 1980 census population ration, 226/117, onthe estimated 40,000,000 American war dead.The Tokyo Think Tank respects the US military for domg what they ought, for beingsteadfast and brave.Foreign governments (taking advantage of the poor American farm policy?) are the causeof American farmers becoming bankrupt, unemployed. Foreign governments, bymanipulating the US Government and the US market create underemployment,unemployment. The difference between 15,000,000 unemployed, facing a lifetime ofunemployment in a land of plenty and 15,000,000 war dead is one of degree not kind.The Tokyo Think Tank recommends: In order to prevail upon the Reagan Administrationand Congress to override the US military and give the USSR military permission to destroyChicago and Detroit, the Japanese government should set up a $20,000,000,000 (US) fundand give unlimited and unaccountable drawing rights against the fund to executives ofJapanese controlled companies in the US, political action committees, registered agents ofJapan, and agents of our oriental friends in Dusseldorf and Jerusalem.Love and Strength,Grant McLaughlin - retireeHoboken, N.J.P.S. Steadfast and brave allies, at the table with the superpowers, speak on continuingpeace, on outlawing war, on rapprochement.The military, cognizant of the effects of a nuclear war, shall prevent war.2—FRIDAY. APRIL 26 1985—GRFY CITY IOIIRNAIHamlet Absolutely the last week youcan see Wisdom Bridge’s JeffAward-winning version of Shake¬speare’s favorite old chestnut. Theoriginal Hamlet of this production,Aidann Quinn, was catapulted intofame, fortune, and a bit part in Ma¬donna’s new film, Heaven knowswhat’s in store for the currentPrince-o-Denmark. Wisdom BridgeTheatre, 1 559 W. Howard,743-6442.The Knight of the Burning Pestle writtenby Francis Beaumont, directed byAndy Propst. Concrete Gothic's lat¬est undertaking is a full, five-actRenaissance comedy with a plot thatcould be subtitled the Man of LaMancha meets Puck. There are somestriking performances, especially byAdam E. Katz, Rachael Kohrman,and my personal favorite, the versa¬tile Juan Luco Tonight and Saturdaynight at the Reynolds Club third-floor theater. $3, students.The Legend of Lily Overstreet Actually,this is a double bill with San Franci-scio stand-up comic Paul Krassner.Lily is an autobiograhical song-and-dance production about the life of apeek-a-boo dancer. For those of youwho have never been, Crosscurrentsis a coffeehouse-type bar with anadjoining candlelit cabaret. Lotsaatmosphere, and promises to be agood show besides. Crosscurrents,3206 N. Wilton, 472-7883. Friday,Saturday, and Sunday nights.The Spanish Prisoner and The ShawlTwo world premiere playlets byDavid Mamet. When the folks downhome in New York City yelp about‘that good Chicago theater," theymean David Mamet. If you don’t be¬lieve me, check out last Sunday’sNew York Times Magazine. NewTheater Co., 3133 N. Halsted,443-4947. JH.50, $15.50. Studentdiscount. fGraphic from Man and Trout: The Man ners Project by Robert Peters at the MCAtopo-Man (Cox, 1984) It is an homageto today’s aimless civilization, it iscounter cultural. It has provided jus¬tification and vindication for awhole new generation of restless,techno-punk, J.D. Salinger-esqueyouth, and has made “young Turk”Emilio Estevez (a graduate of surf-side Santa Monica High School) ahousehold-hunk word. And, alto¬gether, it made just about every (ac¬credited) movie critic’s ten best listfor 1984. "A man’s gotta have acode,” is what wacky (or is itwacko? ) Harry Dean Stanton, as Es¬tevez’ Repo-mentor, says as heteaches the boy the tricks of his wilyear-repossessing trade. The twohead towards their ultimate Repo-goal — the recovery of an Americancar, driven by a lobotomized scien¬tist, containing the carcasses ofdead outer space aliens in the trunk.Michael Nesmith, of the Monkeesand late of NBC’s Television Parts,created this madness, so you knowthat its gonna be weird Fri April 26at 7, 9 and 11; Sun April 28 at 2.DOC. $2.50. PRL’Argent (Bresson, 1984) A counterfeitfive hundred franc note is circulat¬ed, causing corruption and nastinessas it moves from circle to circle.Bresson’s latest work is a nasty one,but I am told that there is hope forpurification at the end of the film.Sat April 27 at 7, 9 and 11. DOC.$2.50. PRCasabalanca (Curtiz, 1943) Big moneynight for LSF. Sat April 27 at 7:30and 10; Sun April 28 at 8:30. LSF.$2.Walkabout (Roeg, 1971) Desert surviv¬al movie, set in Australia, with a pre-pubescent Jenny Agutter.Daddy shoots himself, and totals thecar, leaving the kiddies to find theirown way back to civilization. If itwere a Disney movie it would starHayley Mills and Johnny Whittaker;if it were a TV movie, Chloris Leach-man and John Davidson. Sun April28 at 8. DOC. $2. PRHands Across the Table (Leisen, 1935)“Carole Lombard and Fred McMur-ray star in this hilarious 1935 ro¬mantic comedy.” Sorry, it’s mid-April now, and I just cannot writeany more Fred McMurray blurbs.Leisen directed, but Ernst Lubitschwas in charge of production. MonApril 29 a 8. $2. PRDodge City (Curtiz, 1939) A technicolorErrol Flynn swashes the WesternBuck. Tues April 30 at 8. DOC. $2.The Stationmaster’s Wife (Fassbinder,1977) A study of the bourgeois val¬ues which gave rise to Nazism. WedsMay 1 at 8. DOC. $2.Charade (Donan, 1963) Audrey Hep¬burn, Cary Grant, the CIA, gold —Ain’t That America? Weds May 1 at8:30. LSF. $2.Ride the High Country (Peckinpah,1962) Myth. Thur May 2 at 8:30.LSF. $2. tion of his painting. At the Art Insti-tute, Michigan at Adams.443-3625.Art of Cameroon Multi-media folk artfrom the western African nation. Atthe Field Museum, Columbus Driveat Jackson 922-9410Artists From Hallwalls: Six women fromBuffalo, N.Y. (Buffalo Galls? ) ex¬hibit in video, painting and photo¬graphy. At Artemisia, 341 W. Supe¬rior. Tues-Sat, 11-5.All University Dance. Everyone knowsthat this will be a great party foreveryone. Sponsored by GALA.Saturday, 9 p.m. at l-House. $2 withUCID, $3 withoutNo Business As Usual Anti-Nuclear De¬monstration in the Loop, Monday.See artile this issue.Alumni Who Collect II Son of swampthing, of the art-as-investmentworld. It’s sculpture. At the SmartGallery, 5550 S. Greenwood. Tues-Sat, 10-4, Sun 12-4.Man and Trout: The Manners ProjectPlates, dogs, table manners are fea¬tured in this installation/perfor¬mance/artist’s book. Ringleader isU. of C. Art/Design prof. Bob Peters,who once said, "On my way heretoday, a squirrel fell out of a treeonto my head.” Performance at 6and 8:30 p.m., at the former Play¬boy Mansion t 1340 N. State Park¬way. Call 280-2660 for info; $4/$3students. The show is at the Museumof Contemporary Art. 237 E. On¬tario. 280-2660.Artists Call Against U.S. Intervention inCentral America and the Caribbean Anexhibit of individual and collabora¬tive artworks and installations, inconjunction with a series of eventsand forums. Call 733-0886 for de¬tails. At N.A.B. Gallery, 331 S.Peoria. Tues-Fri, 2-7, Sat 11:30-4.Manet as Printmaker: Works from theCollection Etchings and lithographs,reputed to share the formal innova¬ Cabaret Voltaire This English group isan underground rage on both sidesof the Atlantic (though I'm sure theirpopularity over there is slightlymore overt). Go hear and see whatall the excitement is about at thismulti-media concert (film, video/livemusic) in their only Midwest appear¬ance of their first American tour. To¬night, 10 PM, Cabaret Metro, 3730N Clark, 549-0203Chicago Symphony Orchestra MargaretHillis conducts the Chicago Sym¬phony Chorus as they join the or¬chestra in a performance of Verdi's“Falstaff” (1892); with baritoneGuillermo Sarabia’s debut at Or¬chestra Hall in the title role, andKatia Riciarrelli as Mistress Ford.Fri and Sat at 8 pm. Orchestra Hall.220 S. Michigan. 435-8111.Tetes Noire, Get Smart To encapsulateit, Tetes Noire could be described asa punky Roches. And to list their not¬able qualities, they're bright,funny, intermitantly acoustic andfolksy, crude, honest, and from Min¬neapolis. American's new new-musiccapital. Get Smart, the opener, is ayoung trio with political convictionsthat they’re trying hard to turn intomusical ones. Sat Apr 27, West End,1170 W Armitage. 525-0808. —FS 3ost fan tutte, ossia La Scuola degliamati commonly Cosi fan tutte:” thefull title for this Mozart comic-operatranslates: “Thus do all (women), orthe School for Men in Love." Needmore be said? Sat at 7:30. RuthPage Auditorium, 1016 N. Dear¬born. 822-0770His Majestie s Clerkes Anne Hetder.director: “The first half of the pro¬gram features music by Claudin deSermisy and Claudin Goudimel. Set¬tings of poetry by Pierre de Ron-sard and Clement Marot tell of thejoys and pains of love, the plight ofthe mal mariee' (the young womanmarried to an old man), and thebeauties of springtime. The musicof Claudin LeJeune will highlight thesecond half of the concert...TheClerkes will conduct their concertwith three choral chansons byClaude Debussy, settings of poemsby the 15th-century noblemanCharles d Orleans.” Sat at 8 Uni¬tarian Church of Evanston, 1330Ridge, Evanston, Sun Apr 28 at 3,Church of the Ascension, N. La Salle,764-2678I Trittico (The Tryptich), Puccini's groupof 3 one act operas for an eveningconsists of II Tabarro, (The Cloak),which is a tragedy: Suor Angelica, a“mystical opera”; and Gianni Schic-ci, a comedy Also presented by TheChamber Opera of Chicago. Sun at 3.Ruth Page Auditorium. 822-0770.Hildegard Behrens soprano, will pres¬ent a program of songs by mostlyGerman composers Schumann, Zum-steeg, Berg, Bach, Mozart, andothers. Behrens, “whose passionateportrayals and extraordinary voca¬lism have brought her to the fore¬front of the Opera World, makes herChicago recital debut.” Sun at 3. Or¬chestra Hall, 220 S. Michigan. Tick¬ets $10-$17.50 435-8111.Youth Symphony Orchestra OrcenithSmith conducts program of Verdi,Saint Saens, Harris, Liszt, and Re¬spighi. Sun at 7:30. Orchestra Hall,220 S. Michigan 435-8111.Miles Davis Davis is the founder of fu¬sion, and, more inclusively speak¬ing, the most innovative horn playerof the last quarter century. Thesedays he has rightfully regained a lotof the popularity that waned afterhis 1974 auto accident, despite thefact that his current semi-pop prod¬uct has put off a lot of his older fans.Those disgruntled fans should re¬member, though, his tastes in jazz-funk have not only shored up thatmedium somewhat (in terms of quali¬ty product), but they're also consis¬tent with the populist in him that hasalways worked his inspiration thehardest just by keeping it in line. Sun Apr 28 at 8 PM, Bismark The¬ater, Randolph and LaSalle. — FSDavid Johansen This is the New YorkDoll that matters most ten yearsafter that group's demise Some,like Johnny Thunders, think he’s asellout, but the differences betweenThe Dolls’ outrageous, proto-punkclaims on rock and roll and Johan¬sen’s soul minded, well-crafted,more mainlike take on the formdon't mean sellout; they only showup the differences between a bril¬liant, desperate, volatile rock androll group’s vision and an intelli¬gent, committed, career rocker’smore personal — and hence morecareful — one. Anyway, in terms ofenergy on stage, David J. will outmatch Johnny T. any and every wayHell, a few years ago I saw him openfor the Who, and though most peoplewere predisposed not to notice, heoutmatched them also. Sun Apr 28at 8 PM, Cabaret Metro, 3730 NClark. 549-0203 —FSThe Fine Arts Quartet This very good,very famous group will present theQuartet No. 1 of Shostakovich, Mo¬zart s C Major Quartet (Dissonant)K. 465. and Dvorak’s Piano Quintet.With guest artist MenahemPressler, piano. Mon at 8 ChicagoCivic Theatre, Wacker Drive (atWashington) Tickets $9 50-S19.50.559-1212.Los Lobos Hispanic men make goodwith ethnic rock. If last year BruceSpringsteen presented the most cog¬nizant aural picture of America as awhole with his album Born in theUSA. Los Lobos presented the mostdetailed and caring depiction of aportion of America with their LPHow will the Wolf Survive? In thatrecord s most insightful moments,moments that occurred at differentjunctures with every listen, the par¬ticulars of immigrant s and illegals'day to day existence illuminates thecondition, not only of the characters'lives, but of the listener s life aswell. This is because, as the titletrack makes explicit, Los Lobos userock and roll and the place of Hi¬spanic Americans in our society as ametaphor for everyone's strugglefor self-determination. Or, as my fa¬vorite Village Voice critic, Tom Car-son, put it in that paper s own Ca-lander notice for the band (4/16/85),‘Good-times music has seldomrocked so well. But in the real pointis it's never walked so proud MonApr 29 at 7:30 & 11 PM, Park West.322 W Armitage 929-5959 — FSJoan Armatrading This black English¬woman has been making fine re¬cords tor a dozen years now. butshe's never had a major hit in theU.S , which I'd partly attribute tothe impossibility of categorizing herstyle She's not really asinger/songwriter because, thoughshe s into moving love songs, she snot into confessionals or pretensionsof a divine right to the blues Hertunes have a groove, which has be¬come even more predominant in re¬cent years, but she s not a femalerocker either, because the intimacyof a studio setting is her forte But ifshe s slippery when it comes to cate¬gorization, her music is also slipperywhen it comes to the impressions itleaves on tne mind. I mean. I like herand her records, and some of hersongs I find affecting, but I can tmove myself beyond respect to com¬mitment I'm really not sure her tal¬ent is focused enough to mattermuch Sadi/, what I've heard of hermost ->cent record bears out thisb id May 1 at 8 PM. BismarkTheater Randolph and LaSalle Tick¬ets 316 50 —FSMichael Tilson Thomas The dashingyoung conductor directs Young UckKim (violin), and the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra in a program ofMahler (Adagio from Symphony No10), Moart (Violin Concerto No 5. K219). and Tchaikovsky (Suite No 1).Wed and Thurs. 435-8111.Mark Kownko. Chicago musician/com¬poser and the Marcel Duchamp Me¬morial Players perform a concert ofcontemporary improvisationalmusic, Thurs at 5:30 Chicago PublicLibrary Cultural Center. 78 E Wash¬ington 346-3278Grey City Journal 26 April 85Staff Steven Amsterdam. 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Rush St.(At State/Cedar/Rush,above Solomon Cooper Drugs)642-EYES j4—FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1985—GREY CITY JOURNALBUSINESS ASEco-peace means standing up for life, andit includes resisting any threat to life...Theonly people who have really understoodwhat revolution means are those who con¬sider non-violent revolution possible —Philip Berriganby Michele Marie BonnarensThose who take the time to look at thecampus bulletin boards may have noticedamong this week’s choice selections a flyerreading "No Business As Usual.” Thosewith a light course load, or undisciplinedstudy habits, may even have taken thetime to familiarize themselves with theposting's contents.World War 3 must be prevented nomatter what it takes! On April 29,1985, concerted actions will takeplace across the country to delibera¬tely disrupt and shut down as muchas possible of the daily routinethrough which we are _lurchingtoward global war.People are encouraged to plan their ownactions, and join for centralized actions inthe Loop which has been set as GroundZero.CIVIL ALERT! MEET AT GRANTPARK, MICHIGAN AND HARRISON9:00 A.M. Operation R.A.T. (Radia¬tion Alert Training) — Wartime seen- NOarios will be enacted throughout theLoop. Evacuation procedures atdowntown area colleges and univer¬sities, die-ins and bomb shelter in¬spections will be conducted...10:55A.M. — “The bombing will begin infive minutes... ’’WORLD WAR 3 MEMORIAL CON¬VERGE AT 12:00 NOON, STATE ANDRANDOLPH, TROUBLE IN THE WARZONE! The “survivors” will gatherhere for the dedication ceremony.Patriotic speeches (America's back!One ruin, under god!), mutants re¬ceiving their medals, another gro¬tesque monument — this time forwiping out the earth. WAIT A MIN¬UTE!!! Is this perverse spectacle real¬ly the future? It will be, and soon,unless...unless...WE ACT TO PRE¬VENT IT, NO MATTER WHAT ITTAKES, BEGINNING RIGHT NOW! Thebloody business as usual of U.S. glo¬bal war preparations and aggres¬sion in Central America, South Afri¬ca and all over fhe world must andwill be disrupted by MASS AC¬TION.Sounds like a bunch of greasy long-hairswanting to overthrow "the system,” one might think. But to dismiss the call forpeace with such simplifications is to stickone’s head in the sand. The spreadingpeace movement encompasses old andyoung with every imaginable background;and the common goal is one of growth asopposed to destruction.Petra Kelly wrote in Fighting for Hope:When we talk of non-violent opposi¬tion, we do not mean opposition toparlimentary democracy. We meanopposition from within parliamenta¬ry democracy. Non-violent opposi¬tion in no way diminishes or under¬mines representative democracy, infact, it strengthens and stabilisesit... In contrast to violent opposition,non-violent opposition is an expres¬sion of spiritual, physical and moralstrength. This strength is shownmost clearly by consciously and spe¬cifically not doing anything whichcould be construed as participatingin injustice. This could mean notobeying unjustified orders, or notholding back in situations where in¬justice is being meted out to others.April 29th is a day to get out of one’sroutine and stop and think about the direc- USUALtion we are going in; to stop and questiona dependence on violence that is destinedto prevent rather than to secure our fu¬ture.People are encouraged to educate them¬selves and others to the potential and cur¬rent destruction we are living with; to ex¬amine the damage we are doing to ourenvironment and the abuse we are inflict¬ing on ourselves physically and psycholo¬gically.Monday is a day to join with others totake action in support of peace Throughnon-violent, creative means we can ex¬press our disgust with those who claim de¬struction will preserve freedom, and wecan express our vision of a future freefrom violence.Various student organizations will beparticipating in actions on campus. All areencouraged to join in or plan their own ac¬tions.We are not armed and we make aneasy target, but we will not cut our¬selves off from life. We have gentle¬ness, force of numbers, freedomfrom domination on our side, and thesolidarity to overcome all divisionsOur motto is, “Be gentle and subver¬sive. ” —Petra KellyART ZOO AT SMARTby Stephanie BaconSmart Gallery, that steadfast defenderof mediocrity and promotor of art as a fi¬scal opportunity, has done it again. Theirlack of taste in artwork and their lack oftaste in presentation combine and result ina spectacularly bad show.All the bad news you need to hear is inthe title —Alumni Who Collect II: Sculpturefrom 1600 to the Present. Last year’sAlumni Who Collect, for those of you whodon’t remember, was bad enough — thedecision to do the same thing again is in¬dicative of the gaping void of artistic di¬rection the. Smart presently enjoys. Thatthe only shows actually curated by theSmart this year were the Euror>ean Deco¬rative Arts, Frank Lloyd Wrights' furni¬ture, and the current one, is a truly pathet¬ic state of affairs.Leaving behind momentarily the AlumniWho Collect concept, we consider the al¬leged theme of the show: Sculpture From1600 to the Present. What kind of a themeis that? As if the massive innovations thathave occurred within such a diverse medi¬um in such a great span of time could poss¬ibly even be touched upon in one smallshow! The press release says that theshow "traces the development of Westernsculpture since the Renaissance. ’ I beg todiffer. Obviously Smart hasn't got roomfor a massive retrospective. We must con¬clude that Smart's administrators wentdoor to door begging what they couldfrom the china cabinets of various wealthybenefactors; the appropriate dates weretagged on post facto.In other words, the show is not about theart at all — it's about the money that theart is worth. I don't even know why they bothered displaying the art. They couldhave just put up signs that said: Mr. andMrs. X have a piece of art worth X Thou¬sands of Dollars, and oh, by the way, theartist is named such and such and theycalled the piece this or that.Considering how little the artwork mat¬ters in this show, it is no surprise that thepieces fail to excite. The first two rooms ofthe show contain small bronzes from1600-1900 or so. and they’re really asnore. It's all little cheesy statuettes, infe¬rior imitations of the neo-classical/roman¬tic stuff that was faddish at the time. Itkind of resembles a congregation of door¬stops These works were mediocre at thetime of their execution; they have gainedin financial, but not artistic, value sincethat time.It is from this period that the piece beingused for the show's publicity is drawn: Na¬ture Revealing Herself to Science by Louis-Ernest Barias, c.1892. That’s some kind ofallegory: Nature as a great cosmic floozydoing a strip-tease for Mr. Technology.They really should have left this one in thecloset.Then right around the corner you runinto *he piece that is paradigmatic of themodern works in the show. It's calledTorso of a Woman (Tahitian Figure) byPaul Gauguin, executed in 1893-4, and it sabout a foot high, and it's in a case with abunch of bowling trophies because itdidn't make it under the 1900 wire. And Iseem to remember that it's part of a se¬ minal statement about the relationshipbetween primitivism and modernism, butas far as Smart is concerned, it's just an¬other cage in the art zoo.The display of the works goes from badto worse, in glass cases that vary in heightfor no apparent reason and, in one biz¬zarre instance, works are mounted aroundsomething that looks like a kitchen table.There is no context for these works eitheramongst themselves or in their presenta¬tion. Even works of real merit, like the boxby Cornell, Miro's Rooster, or the abstractfigure by Giacometti, are weakened in im¬pact by their total objectification (i.e. theyare what they're worth) in this show. Imean , I'd generally walk a mile to see aCornell (this one, The Caliph of Bagdad.1954, is very fine) and an untitled pieceby Mimmo Paladino which was somehowcaptured for the art zoo is also well worthseeing under almost any circumstances;but this is very disheartening.Some might wonder if my response is nota little extreme; if really, the Smart justwanted to show us the nice things alumnihave, and if indeed this is not the crassand mindless gesture that I affirm it is.They need wonder no more — they needonly walk into the lobby of the gallery,and cast their eyes upon Smart's new pro¬motional device. They're selling match¬books with pictures of famous art theyown reproduced on the cover. Crass? Un¬doubtedly. Objectification7 You beiSmurf me out, man. Nature Revealing Herself to Scienct— the tramp!GREY CtTY JOURNAL—FRiDAr, APRil Zb. iy«b— bFLASHBACK TO PSYCHPrison, like youth, is an experience oftenwasted on the unprepared — Dr. TimothyLeary, in Flashbacks, An Autobiographyby Frank LubyAnd he should know, too. The man whoclowned around in the media with his LSDand his “Tune In, Turn Out, Drop Out” slo¬gan crashed in the 1970’s as the Americandrug preferences changed and the, CIAcracked down on the symbols of the 1960’scounterculture. Ending up in a Californiaprison, and once serving time on<£$Jw|0 race and expandjUpintelligence of the ... ...... —its consciousness. Hie current work, a colla-rnia electronics com-relopment of a head-> electronically stimulatebrain. This work,c overriding personal“no matterboration with arespond with a blank stare. So mysteriousand distorted is his work th<it he has be¬come an anachronism, left alongside Route66, convertibles, and drive-in theatres asa symbol of American decay andgard. And LSD, as novelist Hunter S??§;differentThompson pointed out, “has become theStudebaker of the drug market,dedication to enlightenment,America may be writing Leary’s eulogy £ how one wants to acquire it.”prematurely, however. As the Chicago Tri- -‘-'MY, pufpose in life, my life’s work, hasbune declared three years ago, LSD usd been expanding human consciousness,”has once again become popular with a new Leafy said last week in a series of phonegeneration of American^ who have in- intfcrvfiSfiBns. Opponents of Leary who recallherited a romantic notion of the free spir- his LDD research at Harvard and his sub¬down from Charles Manson, Dr. Timothy ited, free' associative 1960’s and have de- sequent lecture tour to promote hisLeary — Harvard professor, spiritual dded to experiment. The book Psychedelic League of Spiritual Discovery will pass offguide to millions, and a former challenger Drugs Reconsidered, published in 1979, Leary's “dedication” as a cloak underof Ronald Reagan in the California guber- refutes many of the CIA’s studies into the which he, to put it bluntly, just has a hell ofnatorial race — disappeared completely physical and mental dangers of prolonged a good time. <3 Gordon Liddy, who gainedfrom the American culture he swerved off LSD use, andcourse in the early 1960‘s background infor¬mation on man’s age-old desire for vision fame and a CIA job after busting Leary in:.'fFf, refers to his former anta'U' OC U» IMv VO* ij I OUv O • MiailV'i V'l mon a v V * W ' 1 ivimiui wn, I» • • I c I o I o ivy CII HUWhat importance could Timothy Leary rooted in a psychedelic or mystical experi- gonist and current debate opponent as “aiwa IaHohO Afinr l) aaL Anw II /v( aaaa Anri I AArt/ (ZA •anH lluin/i In I ac f it n_lnwirtrt rtiii1' anH noinlc unflottar.have today7 After all, ask any U of C ence. And Leary, now 64 and living in Los fun-loving guru” and paints an unflatter-freshman who he is, and the majority witi Angeles, continues his quest to further the mg picture of the Millbrook bust in his ownautobiography, Will. Fun aside. Leary'sKESEY: AFTER THE TRIPby Frank LubyKen Kesey wasn't home at all this week,because he had left town to do somethinghe hasn't done for as long as anyone caresto remember.He’s going to publish a book.In fact, he's working on two projectsnow." said his wife Faye, speaking fromthe Kesey farm in Pleasant Hills. Oregon,where the Chief and his family havepretty much stayed put since the days ofcross country bus trips and spiked KoolAid.“Ken has a couple of deadtines comingup, and he should have something out inthe summer,” Faye added. Those publica¬tions, meritous or not, will resurrect amajor name from America's literary past,for in a manner similar to Dr. TimothyLeary. Ken Kesey all but disappeared (ap¬parently voluntarily) in the 197G’s. Theformer all-American wrestler at the Uni¬versity of Oregon, who gained instant no¬toriety at the age of the publica¬tion of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in1962. has published only one major work cite the media and Wolfe's book for creat¬ing much of the publicity surrounding thePranksters.“We didn’t take it that seriously,” Fayesaid. “We were just a group of peopleworking together. The media blew it allout of proportion.”The media couldn’t help but become at¬tracted to some of those “people workingtogether,” for one of its primary memberand the driver of the bus, Neal Cassady,has been called “the inspiration of theBeat Generation.” Jack Kerouac used Cas¬sady as the model for Dean Moriarty in Onthe Road, in which Kerouac describes Deanas someone who regarded "sex as theonly holy thing in life.” Cassady lived hts 1life as a non-stop party, and toyed with research and philosophy spring from sev¬eral acute observations about the courseof America and the Western world, andhow people have adapted to advance¬ments in technology.”Our children grow up with a gourmet li¬festyle,” Leary claims, citing the work ofDr. Benjamin Spock as the primary influ- ■i /Am <famous work, with convicted criminals andwith divinity students,, demonstrated thatpsilocybin — under the proper “set" and"setting'' — could curb aggressive tenden¬cies, give one a new direction and purposein life, or in the case bf the divinity stu¬dents, produce deep revelation which re¬directed the studies of Several paritypants in the experiments.Their work soon encompassed LSD,ergot derivative over 400Q time* jaa po¬tent as psilocybin, and by far thfe mostpowerful mind-altering drug knowf* inman. Harvard panned the research (somesay for political reasons), ah4:Leary was removed from the Harvard fac¬ulty and began independent re search jirtfbconsciousness expansion. Hfs League ofSpiritual Discovery, a religion which usedLSD as sacrament, gained national atten¬tion, and as the prophet for that league helectured on college campuses (includingthe U of C) to explain and promote LSD.In an interview published in the No¬vember 11, 1966 Maroon, Leary clarifieshis position on LSD use by noting that anysubstance, when used improperly, may beharmful, and that successful LSD use de¬pends on a particular “set” (or state ofmind) and “setting" (or environment) —both of which must be conducive to apeaceful, worry-free trip. - w -The criminalization of LSD in 1966 be¬came the first of many blows to Leary’s in¬dependent work. After a bust in Laredo.Texas for marijuana possession he foundhimself in jail, but escaped with the aid ofthe Weathermen, a secret .underground or-ence in creating that gourmet, "best of ev- ganization. He fled to Europe and Africa,erything,” habit in American children. travelled extensively in the East, but“We put our children at the center of the slowly lost the charisma which made him auniverse and gave them the best of every¬thing,” Leary says in Flashbacks, his re¬cent autobiography. “Then we ploppedthem down in front of the television.”Television, like other potential “conscious¬ness raising” tools, should play a muchmore dramatic role in the education of chil¬dren, according to Leary, and the popular¬ity of the home computer may acceleratethat process.The average American asshole spendsseven hours a day watching the boobin the last 23 years, the mammoti^Umm , | ,times A Great Notion, which Kesey actual- acid graduation metaphor was Watfe'sly carved from a work twice its size. . own creation, and thought that KeseyiiAkinr fH a Drnrsly aLa aa a paIipeople so that one could never really de- tube,” Leary' commented, “but with thedare him a genius nor an idiot. home computer the viewer can now manip-Cassady died in 1968 in Mexico, ap- yfate screen, move things around, andparently of a drug overdose. He was 48. gam some contro| over that environ-At the end of Electric Kool Aid Acid TestWolfe introduces the notion of acid gradb- |||Jiherever his current research leadsation, of going beyond simply tripping on Leary will always represent the acidLSD and putting those trips to some cre¬ative or social use. Leary feels that theThose familiar with Tom Wolfe’s eJetArttKool Aid Acid Test will recall Kesey, how¬ever, as the “prophet” behind the MerryPranksters, a group whicharound the country in a multi^g&ltaclschool bus and spawned, amortf|;|#therthings, the Grateful Dead. Faye cleared upa few misconceptions about the Prank¬sters, though, and while she didn’t want toput words in her husband’s mouth she did never viewed the Pranksters as a reli¬gious cult at all. Faye agreed, again men¬tioning that the media tended to overplaya lot of die activity surrounding thegroup.Kesey may have completed his projectsearlier, but Faye said he delayed one ofthem because pt the death of their son."He took a year off after that,” Faye said,“before he gqt back to work on it.”. to those old enough to re¬member or curious enough to research it.He began jvork in the late 1950’s at Har¬vard, with the belief that one could find achemical cure for mental illness. He andcolleague Dr. Frank Barron soon directedtheir attention to psilocybin, the psychoac¬tive agent found in “magic mushrooms”and began what Leary caHd^L'^‘Nobelprize-winning research” into benavtoralchanges effected by the drug. W* most toolsLEARY: SAME strong influence on the eager, idle mindsof the Baby Boom generation.Leary sees LSD as a tool, a means to ex¬pand one’s consciousness, and not as anend in itself “It’s like the microscope andtelescope, whose invention allowed us tosee what we couldn’t before, said Leary,wh8|||elaborated on that point in Flash¬backs when he described his work as anal¬ogous to the biologist studying cells with amiqrbscope instead of the naked eye, inorder to see more detail with more clari¬ty. 1Referring to religion, Leary describedthe intelligent human being as a “spiritualfree agent, able to choose his own reli¬gion, his own way of life,” explaining thatwe are no longer bound to the values andlifestyles we have inherited from the In¬dustrial Age. We have moved into the In¬formation Age, where communication re¬places industrial goods as the primarycommodity in the society, Leary claims.And borrowing a phrase from MarshallMacLuhan’s The Medium is the Message,one may nationalize Leary's research intomind stimulation and expansion, chemicalor not, dal an attempt tgimeep people“from doing today’s jobs wltfi yesterday’smiGEEKS INEUROPEby Rudi MayrWhen the smell of meat had firstreached him, he had thought it might beenough for a meal. But now he crouchedover the carcass of the rotted rabbit andmoved not a muscle. There was meatenough on the animal, but as he’d ap¬proached, a flash of gray had given him anew idea. He didn’t have to wait long —only about an hour and from underneathone of the railroad ties appeared a largefat rat. The rat moved up to the dead rab¬bit and cautiously began to eat its wetmeat The man brought the heavy rock inhis hand down on the rat’s tail end andmaimed it instantly, just as the train start¬ed out of the village nearby. The train wasgaining speed rapidly as the man stood inthe tracks and looked at the squirming ratin his hand. The train sounded its whistlebut had to slow down as it approached theman. Only after the conductor had beenshouting and the train was almost stoppeddid the man stagger, as if drunk, to theside of the track and fall into a bush.As soon as the engineer's head disap¬peared from the window, the man stoodup and rushed to the accelerating trainand hoisted himself into a first-class pas¬senger wagon. No one had seen him, so heopened the door of the toilet and enteredit. As soon as the door was closed, he bitthe head off the now senseless rat, andchewed his meal in silence. He looked inthe mirror and saw that the hair on theleft side of his head had grown to coverthe scar left a few months earlier, whenhis disposable cigarette lighter exploded.The hair from the rest of his head he hadtied neatly into a knot that hung over hisright shoulder. Spitting out the last of the bones, he washed his hands and face, andleft to find a compartment. The only onewith empty seats had two unattractivecollege-age girls in it. He sat down andwent to sleep, to be awoken soon after bythe conductor who asked for tickets. Thegirls produced theirs but the man juststared. Seeing by his manner that he was American, the conductor asked for his tick¬et in English, but the man just shook hishead. So the conductor demanded his pass¬port. This the man produced after a longsearch through the pockets of his smearedand torn suit. The conductor pointed outthat the passport had expired, again theman just stared. The conductor told the man to come with him, but one of the girlstook pity on him and offered to pay theticket. The man said nothing but the con¬ductor took the money and left. The manspoke his first words, a mumbled thanks,as he looked at the girl’s feet.“So you’re American? What are youdoing here?” she asked.“Just bumming around Europe, like you,I guess...” He looked up for an instant,then down again.The girl could just barely hear what he’dsaid, but she pressed on. “How long haveyou been here?”“A few years... I don’t remember exact¬ly... I guess it was... It must have been...uh...l don’t remember.”“Are you ever going back?”“l don’t know... I sold my return ticket...I’d get in trouble, anyway.”The second girl, who was sitting closer,joined the conversation. “Oh, really? Areyou a draft dodger?”“No, I just haven’t paid back some loansI took out when I was in school...” This thegirl barely heard, so she asked him to re¬peat it. “I took out a loan I couldn’t pay,and they got a warrant out on me in Illi¬nois.”This word the girl understood, and shelit up again. “Oh, really! We go to school inEvanston!”“Northwestern?”“Right! Do you know it0”“Yeah. My school’s the University of Chi¬cago.” The man was now speaking audiblyand looking her in the eye without movingexcept to speak.The girl looked puzzled for a momentbut then said, “Oh, really! That’s down onthe South Side, isn’t it?”The man considered spitting into hereye, for a moment, but just nodded.“And what did you study0”“Philosophy.”“Oh, really! And you couldn’t get a jobwhen you graduated?”“Well, I haven’t graduated. 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