The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 25 The University of Chicago Tuesday, January 15, 1985Skocpol wins discrimination caseCOURTESY OF UNIVERSITY NEWSBy Jane BurkeTheda R. Skocpol, asso¬ciate professor in the Depart¬ment of Sociology, ended afour-year sex discriminationbattle with Harvard Universi¬ty when Harvard’s PresidentDerek C. Bok offered Skocpolthe tenure that she was re¬fused four years ago by thatUniversity’s sociology de¬partment.Skocpol’s tenure review,which came up last summer,is the first that Bok had per¬sonally overseen in his thir¬teen years as president ofHarvard. He said (in the Jan.4 issue of the Harvard Crim¬son) “I spent an exceptionalamount of time going over thematerial, speaking with theexperts, (and) going over it inmy own mind. Now the ball isreally in Theda’s court to seeif she accepts.”Skocpol, who holds a ten¬ured position here, went onsabatical before the offer wasmade. She is currently inEngland and could not bereached for comment.Bok said that the decision‘‘simply means that our bestappraisal of her work and po¬tential is that she is fully de¬serving of a tenure appoint¬ment to our sociologydepartment.”Another possible reason forthe decision may have beenspeculation that Skocpol, whowon a sex discriminationgrievance in 1980, might takeHarvard to court with a lawsuit if she were refused again.Skocpol is reported to havehired an attorney last sum¬mer.Other influencing factors inthe decision may have beenSkocpol’s award-winning 1979book States and Social Revo¬lutions, as well as a petitionon her behalf signed by 121 fe¬male sociologists nationwide,and the numerous other ten¬ure offers that she has re¬ceived.In 1980, Skocpol was turneddown for tenure by a closevote of Harvard’s all malepermanent sociology faculty.A special Harvard investigat¬ing committee later conclud¬ed that the department hadfailed ‘‘to consider seriouslyany woman for tenure ap¬pointments over the past de¬cade.” A subsequent reviewby a high-level ad hoc com¬mittee found only “procedur¬al” difficulties, and was notunanimous in its recommen¬dation. Bok then promised toreview the case again in 1983,but missed that deadline.When the case was re¬ viewed last year, Bok used aprocedure similar to a nor¬mal tenure search, sendingout “blind letters” to solicitopinions from prominent so¬ciologists.Harvard’s Nathan Glazer,a professor of Education andSocial Structure, said last fallthat should Skocpol return toHarvard, an inevitable “ele¬ment of discomfort” wouldarise since “she knows shecomes into a departmentwhere some people wereagainst her.”Glazer was also quoted inBy Rosemary BlinnConcerned U of C studentsare calling for changes in Uni¬versity scheduling that con¬flicts with observance of theJewish sabbath.Students from Hillel, theJewish organization oncampus, have begun a cam¬paign to address the problemsof organic chemistry andspring convocation, both ofwhich have sessions meetingon Saturday.The students have ap¬proached administrators andfaculty to get the SaturdayOrganic Chemistry class andSpring convocation moved toanother day. They polledBrown, Harvard, MIT, Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania,Princeton. Stanford Yale andCarnegie-Mellon on whetherthey have Saturday classes orconvocation. None of theschools had weekend classesat the College level and onlyCarnegie Mellon has convoca¬tion on Saturday.Traditionally, OrganicChemistry has met Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays,and is a revised class forchemistry majors. Some Jew¬ish students do not feel theycan attend the Saturday classbecause it falls on their sab¬bath. The Chemistry depart¬ment has offered students theoption of taking the first twoquarters of the course duringthe summer when therearen’t Saturday classes, butthat still leaves the finalquarter which is offered onlyin the spring.Though the U of C has Jew¬ish population of about twentypercent, the problem only af¬fects a few students eachyear. Most Jewish studentswho decide to take O-Chem ei¬ther attend the Saturdayclass anyway or get the notesfrom another student. 1981 as saying, “I and anumber of people don’t thinkmuch of Theda’s work.” ButWilliam J. Wilson, chairmanof the sociology departmenthere at Chicago has said ofSkocpol, “she was alreadyemerging as a superstar in1980.”In addition to her position inthe sociology department,Skocpol is also an associateprofessor in the politicalscience department and theDirector of the Center for theStudy of Industrial Societies.However, the Jewish stu¬dents and some professors inthe Chemistry departmentsay the issue is not thenumber of students affected.Unlike some science courseswhich have labs on Saturdaysbut also offer them on otherdays, O-Chem has no alterna¬tive class days. Mike Ma-kovsky, a member of Hillelwho organized the push tohave the day changed, said.“Some students have taken it(O-Chem) but it has botheredthem.” Another member ofHillel, Lisa Magnus, com¬mented, “There are enoughpeople affected that it makesa difference.”The proposal also hasprompted other questions,such as whether classesshould be held at all on Satur¬days. “I don’t think anyonelikes having classes on Satur¬day,” said Jeff Kaufman, amember of Hillel.David Oxtoby, a member ofthe Chemistry departmentfaculty and an ex-officiomember of the College Coun¬cil said that the students canask the O-Chem professors tochange the class time or canseek a change in College orUniversity policy. The Chem¬istry department as a wholecannot change the O-Chemschedule. “I would like to seea general University policythat classes shouldn’t be heldon Saturday,” Oxtoby com¬mented.If O-Chem wasn’t, held onSaturday, it would most likel;be moved to a night time be¬cause the class is large andthere aren’t many lecturehalls available during theday. However, Oxtoby alsosaid that he thought the ma¬jority of O-Chem studentswould object more to having aclass at night than on Satur¬day. Several professors alsoquestion whether an extrahour and a half are necessaryeach week, particularly sincethat time is sometimes usedonly for review.Donald Levy, chairman ofthe Chemistry department,commented that, “It probablywould be a good idea not tohave the extra hour and a halfof class in principle.” Headded that if the class were cutback to three hours a week, thework load would also be cut.The other problem thatJewish students are takingissue with is that the SpringCollege Convocation is heldon a Saturday. This meansthat Jewish students mustchoose between attending theceremony and having theirdiplomas mailed to them. Stu- Theda Skocpolchangesdents can also graduate inone of the other quarterswhen the College graduationis on a Friday but the mainceremony is in the spring.Donald Levine, dean of theCollege, said of the convoca¬tion conflict, “I’ve been hear¬ing that it’s a matter of notdriving on the sabbath. Ifthat’s so then we would cer¬tainly try to accommodate thestudents and their parents.”Bernard Brown, dean ofRockefeller Chapel, ex¬plained that the Universityhas to consider many faithswhen it schedules majorevents like graduation, andtherefore switching the datefor one faith wouldn't be prac¬tical. For example, the Hindusabbath is on Friday, and theChristian on Sunday so a faithwould be affected on almostany day. He said, “I don’t seehow in a pluralistic Universi¬ty that the holy day of onefaith can be given prioritywhile we are not making ex¬ceptions for the other faiths.”Brown also said that theweekend convocations areBy Frank LubyPolice arrested one juve¬nile and still seek another sus¬pect after a narcotics bustSunday at the Hyde Park Hil¬ton, 4900 South Lake ShoreDrive.Arrested and charged withpossession of narcotics wasMichelle Grant, 17, a residentof Chicago public housing.The 21st District TacticalTeam, responsible for thestake-out and eventual raid,confiscated heroin, hashish,and cocaine with an estimat¬ed total street value of$150,000. Heroin accountedfor most of the value, as only$3000 worth of hashish androughly 1.5 grams of cocainewere seized.The drugs were initiallydiscovered in an unoccupiedroom at the hotel. Accordingto Lt. John Glynn (21st Dis¬trict), a member of the hotelmanagement “had occasion more convenient for manyparents who could not attenda mid-week ceremony.Browm also pointed out thatthe University has been ac¬commodating in movingevents that happen on specialreligious holidays. Severalyears ago the University ad¬justed its schedule so that stu¬dents would not have had tomiss the first day of classesentirely because of Yom Kip-pur. Mike Makovsky agreesnoting that although registra¬tion occurred during the Jew¬ish holidays for the past twoyears, the administration al¬lowed the affected students toregister later in the week.Some Jewish students com¬plained, though, saying that itwas unfair they received lastchoice of classes.Still, the Jewish studentsare focusing on Convocationand O-Chem rather than spe¬cial holidays because theformer is the culmination oftheir college careers and thelatter occurs every Saturday.“The things we’re talkingabout are ones where wedon’t have a choice,” saidEric Fisher, a third year stu¬dents and a member of Hil¬lel.to gain entry to the room for alegitimate reason, and ob¬served a quantity of narcot¬ics” on a nightstand near thebed. The drugs were “left un¬disturbed” and the manage¬ment notified hotel securityand police, w ho established astake-out.“The stake-out lasted forquite awhile.” Glynn said, ad¬ding that none of the officersreported back until 2 a m.Grant allegedly pulled up tothe hotel in a Cadillac and en¬tered the room, where shewas apprehended. The othersuspect, whose identity Glynnwould not reveal, is still atlarge.When asked if the bust hadany link to other busts or on¬going investigations in thecity and Hyde Park. Glynnsaid that “the investigation isstill in its initial stages. Wedon’t have much to go on untilwe get the subject w ho rentedthe room.”INSIDEGdkey discusses religion and moreWill be on NBC special in spring. Page 6Basketball loses a heartbreakerLargest home crowd of season watches last second loss.Page 9 Hillel asks for scheduleHyde Park Hilton, site of Saturday's drug bustDrug bust at local hotel- —,. . ~THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsA lecture series onRELIGION AND POLITICS1985Winter Quarter\\ ednesday, January 16: Martin Peretz, Editor, The New Republic4:00 p.m., Social Science ResearchBuilding, Room 122,1126E. 59th StreetTHE STUDENT ACTIVITIESOFFICE PRESENTS COURSESINECLECTIC EDBASIC PHOTOGRAPHY John ProbesThis class will teach you to think beforeyou shoot: not firearms, but cameras. Ex¬posure control, Black and White develop¬ment and printing will be taught.DAYS: Mondays (first class only)TIME: 7:00-9:00 p.m.COST: $50 for 7 sessionsSTAINED GLASS Harry <Se Doris BostrumThis is a basic course teaching Old Euro¬pean techniques of glass cutting andsoldering. Students will complete a 12” x12” leaded glass panel.DAYS: WednesdaysDATE: Jan.23-Feb.27TIME: 6:00-8:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes, Room 217EARLY MORNINGAEROBIC EXERCISE Lisa DouglasThis deadly and bogged-down aerobicclass will tire you out for the rest of theday! The class consists of a warm-up, floorsweepng, 20 minutes aerobic workout, andcryogenic cool-down; all to the latestboogie-woogie.DAYS: Mondays, Wednesdays, and FridaysDATE: January 21 - March 15TIME: 7:30-8:30 a.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes GymCOST $40 for 24 sessions BALLROOM DANCE Auturo Perez-ReyesFred & Ginger 101 & 102Fred and Ginger 101 covers the basics ofSwing, Waltz, Fox Trot and many otherpopular styles. Fred & Giner 102 coversmore complex styles and steps.DAYS: MondaysTIME: Fred & Ginger 101: 6:00-7:30 p.m.9:00-10:30 p.m.Fred & Ginger 102: 7:30-9:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes 3rd Floor TheatreCOST: $25/person for 5 sessionsBELLY DANCING Rosalinde VorneThe Yemenite step, figure eight, Nubianwalk and more challenging techniques willtrim and tone your body. All classes willfeature Middle Eastern music andancedotes from the instructor’s dance ex¬periences in Turkey, Egypt and Greece.DAYS: TuesdaysDATE: January 22 - March 12TIME: Beginners: 5:30 - 6:45 p.m.Intermediates: 6:45 - 8:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Dance RoomCOST: $25 for 8 sessionsAFRO-CARRIBEAN DANCE Harry DetryLearn the naturally aerobic dancemovements of the Caribbean. This classwill emphasize the conditioning necessaryin performing the dance step of Afro-Caribbean. Features live percussionaccompanists.DAYS: Tuesdays and ThursdaysDATE: January 22 - February 28TIME: 6:30-8:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Third Floor TheatreCOST: $30 for 12 sessions JAZZ DANCE Barbara DressierThis lively dance class begins with athorough warm-up, focusing on bodyalignment in motion, strengthening exer¬cises, Yoga style stretching and rythmicpatterns in preparation for a wide range ofexuberant dance combinations.DAYS: Mondays and WednesdaysDATE: January 21 - March 13TIME: Jazz I: 5:30-7:00 p.m.Jazz II: 7:00 - 8:30 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Dance Room/Cloister ClubHATHA YOGA WITHINTHE IYENGAR TRADITION Kathleen WrightThe benefits integrated into this asanapractice include development of strength,flexibility, breath awareness and relaxa¬tion. Individualized instruction is providedto each student to help nurture and main¬tain postural and muscular balance.DAYS: WednesdaysDATE: January 23 - March 13TIME: Advanced Beginners: 6:00-7:30 p.m.Beginners: 7:30-9:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes East LoungeCOST: $40 for 8 sessionsALL CLASSES BEGIN THE WEEKOF JANUARY 21stSIGN-UP IN THE STUDENTACTIVITIES OFFICE,IDA NOYES HALLROOM 2102—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 15, 1985U of C considers adopting the formal ROTC programBy Hilary TillThe University is still only at an ex¬ploratory stage in negotiations withReserve Officer Training Corps(ROTC) units in the Chicago area.“Nothing new’’ has occurred in the ne¬gotiations, according to Herman Sinai-ko, dean of students in the College.The pending formal agreements withvarious ROTC units would do littlemore than regularize the present infor¬mal arrangements of a number of U ofC students who are already participat¬ing in ROTC programs.The students who are currently in¬volved in ROTC attend programs atother academic institutions and makethese arrangements independently ofthe University of Chicago.Because students currently make ar¬rangements with ROTC units on theirown, Sinaiko did not know exactly howmany U of C students are involved inROTC. He estimated that the number“may be in the neighborhood of ten totwenty.’’ He said that his estimate in¬cluded student involvement in Army,Navy, Air Force, and Marine ROTCunits at other universities in the area.BRIEFLYJewish leadership careersPeople interested in a career in thefield of Jewish communal leadershipshould make an appointment to meetwith Rabbi Gary P. Zola, NationalDirector of Admissions for the HebrewUnion College-Jewish Institute of Reli¬gion. The College-Institute trains indi¬viduals to become Rabbis, Cantors,Jewish Educators and Jewish Commu¬nal Workers. For more informationabout these respected and challengingprofessions, please call 752-1127 for anappointment with Rabbi Zola.Mikado auditionsThe Gilbert and Sullivan Opera Com¬pany has announced auditions for its25th annual production at the Universi¬ty of Chicago, The Mikado. Auditionswill be Monday and Wednesday, Jan.14 and 16, 7:30-10 PM, and Saturday,Jan. 19 2-5 PM, at UC Lab School’s Lit¬tle Theater (5840 S. Kenwood). Thoseauditioning are asked to prepare some¬thing from the G & S repetoire or maysing something of their own choice ifthey wish. People with tech, makeup,or costuming skills are most welcome.For further information call BeataBoodell, 493-0519. If formal agreements were conclud¬ed between the U of C and ROTC unitsat other universities, the only majorchange here would be that students willbe informed about ROTC in official Uof C literature, Sinaiko said. Thiswould make it easier for students tojoin an ROTC program because theywould know who to contact. (At pres¬ent, information about ROTC is spreadby word of mouth. ) Also, the method inwhich scholarships are given to U of Cstudents by ROTC units would be regu¬larized.The dean stressed that an agreementwith an ROTC unit at another universi¬ty would “make no difference in de¬gree programs’’ here. In addition, Sin¬aiko has said in the past that there willnot be an ROTC base on campus; thispossibility has “never been consideredin the last forty years,” Sinaiko said ina July interview. U of C students in¬volved in ROTC would have to go toother universities to attend ROTCclasses and drills (as they currentlydo.)Many of the students who participatein an ROTC program receive two,9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Saturday, Sun¬day, and holidays. Admission andparking are free.Aviation exhibit“Black Wings: The American Blackin Aviation,” an exhibition depictingthe contributions and achievements ofblacks in the field of aviation will befeatured at Chicago’s Museum ofScience and Industry Jan. I2th throughFeb. 10th. The Museum is located at57th St. and Lake Shore Dr. Hours areJunior year in BolognaStudents will study at the Brown U.program in Bologna, Italy, and mayearn the equivalent of a full year’scredit at the U. of Chicago. Most workwill be done at the University of Bolog¬na, and courses can be taken in a widevariety of disciplines. Prerequisite:one year of Italian or equivalent fluen¬cy-Applications are being taken nowand must be completed by January31st. See Professor Elissa Weaver,Dept, of Romance Languages & Litera¬tures, Wb. 226, tel. 962-8793 or 667-4081(or leave a message in Wb. 205, tel.962-8481). three, or four-year full-tuition scholar¬ships. One U of C freshman who is in¬volved in the Navy ROTC program atthe Illinois Institute of Technologysaid: “It seems to me that most of thepeople that go through with the pro¬gram wind up on scholarship.” ‘‘Afterthe first year,” he added, “each year ofscholarship obliges you to one year ofservice.”Later this year a formal proposal onROTC will probably be presented to theCollege Council, asserted Sinaiko. Ifthis faculty body ratifies the proposal,Sinaiko was not sure what then wouldbe the route of approval for the propos¬al. He believed that eventually in theline of authorization the Provost wouldhave to approve the proposal before aformal agreement with any ROTC unitwould be signed.Although nothing new has occurredin ROTC negotiations over the pastseveral months, there has been one re¬cent development concerning ROTC.Several days ago. Colonel Weese, whois the Commander of the Army ROTCunit based at the University of Illinoisat Chicago, contacted Sinaiko aboutBlues in MandelThe Major Activities Board islaunching into Winter quarter on Sat¬urday, January 19 with an evening ofBlues. There are three musicians linedup for Saturday’s show: Albert Collins,Koko Taylor, and the Lonnie BrooksBand.Albert Collins, who has currently re¬leased a live album, is a blues guitaristfrom Texas who has been around sincethe early sixties.Koko Taylor is a singer who has beenca led “the undisputed queen ofblues.” She originally sang in Chicagoblues clubs, and has played with suchcelebrities as Muddy W’aters, BuddyGuy, and Junior Wells.Guitarist Lonnie Brooks, who alsohas his roots in Chicago, will round outthe program. scholarships. Weese has a number ofROTC scholarships assigned to himwhich he would like to award to U of Cstudents interested in joining ROTC.Both male and female students of anylevel in the university are eligible.Interested students should contactCol. Weese at U of I — Chicago or waituntil advertisements are placed in theMaroon about the scholarships, ac¬cording to the dean. Scholarship deci¬sions will be based on competitive in¬terviews.Apartheid protest todayBy Jesse GoodwinToday, January 15, the Free SouthAfrica movement will sponsor a de¬monstration in front of the South Afri¬can Consulate on 440 N. Michigan Ave¬nue to protest the apartheidgovernment of South Africa. Bussestaking protestors to and from the de¬monstration will leave from the Reyn¬olds Club at 57th and University at 3:30p.m. The protest will be held from 4p.m. to 5:15 p.m. and participants willbe returned before 6 p.m.The Organization of Black Studentsurges its members and anyone inter¬ested to attend the protest and otheractivities planned for Black HistoryMonth These activities include:• February 3—A lecture by Mar¬garet Burroughs, director of the DuSable Museum, held in Ida NoyesHall.• February 9—A presentation byAmyre Baraka, poet and writer, heldin Swift Lecture Hall.• February 17—A gospel opera, pre¬sented by Second Chance, a black gos¬pel group.Yearbook photosSeniors are strongly encouraged toreserve a time now to have their photostaken for this year’s Yearbook. Photoswill be taken this week, January 21-25.There is no obligation to buy thephotos. Stop by the Student ActivitiesOffice (Ida Noyes 210), or call962-9554.Fellows program puts famouspeople and students togetherThe world is waiting.Be an exchange studentInternational Youth Exchange, a PresidentialInitiative for peace, sends teenagers like you to liveabroad with host families. Go to new schools.Make new friends.If you’re between15 and 19 and want tohelp bring our worldtogether, send forinformation.Write. YOUTH EXCHANGEPueblo, Colorado 8100915! Tht* International Youth Exchange. By Helen MarkeyFive years ago a student in the col¬lege came forward with the idea of in¬viting famous people to come speak atthe University of Chicago on a more in¬formal basis. The result was the for¬mation of The Visiting Fellows Com¬mittee. Since its birth, the program hashosted tw'enty-one lectures, includingsuch famous people as Charlton Hestonand W'illiam F. Buckley, and will soonfeature Arthur Laffer and BeverlySills.Program organizer F. GregoryCampbell describes it as a “student-oriented program.” adding that the fel¬lows are “here to spend time with thestudents.” The agenda of the fellowsincludes a formal lecture about his orher field, a roundtable discussion forstudents to ask questions, and break¬fast with students. Visiting fellows eatmeals with students, go through cafete¬ria lines with them, and even attenddorm parties. One of the nation's lead¬ing bankers. Waiter Wriston, playedtennis with the tennis team, and otherfellows have been accompanied ontheir morning jogs by students.Campbell describes the program as“educational as well as fun.” Althoughsome have questioned the value of abreakfast conversation with the Su¬preme Court Justice John Paul Ste¬vens, Campbell’s response is that beyond the value of the actual lecturethat the fellow gives, the student canalso discover more about the lifestyleof that particular fellow, and get amore in-depth view of the career heplans to go into.Visiting fellows are chosen from stu¬dent and faculty nominations for thedegree of excellence or ability thatthey have shown in their field, as wellas for some kind of public policy orviewpoint they possess that the univer¬sity would be interested in hearingabout. Past fellows have included writ¬ers William F. Buckley and MaryMcCarthy, and economist John Ken¬neth Galbraith. People associated withpolitics have included Michael Duka¬kis, governor of Massachusetts, andColeman Young, mayor of Detroit. Ar¬thur Laffer, economist and creator ofthe ‘‘Laffer Curve”, an economictheory that has influenced Reagan'spolicies, will speak at the college in thefuture, as well as opera singer andleader of the New York City Opera.Beverly Sills.Because of the large number of no¬minations Campbell’s committee mustsort through quarterly, he believes thatthe program is welcomed by students.Any student or faculty member can no¬minate a fellow by suggesting his orher name to the Visiting Fellows Com¬mittee. either by walk-in or by phoneThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 15, 1985—3Opus Degrog By L. D. Lurvey The BylineJimmy’s VacationJimmy Pantooski would be amongthe few heartened by the resumption ofclasses for the dreaded winter quarterat the University of Chicago. Jimmy, aportrait of your average student, hadsomewhat less than your average va¬cation. You see, Jimmy had the devilfor a travel agent and he was booked ona one way trip to...the Berris zone! (fillin music here).“Jimmy, honey, can I get you anymore to eat?”“Ahh gee, no thanks Mom, I’ve beeneating for the last 7 hours, I’m prettystuffed.”“How about some T.V. honey. Wouldyou like to watch some T.V.?”“I don’t know Mom. I just got backfrom school. I think T.V. is a littlebelow my level. Do you have any Kafkato read?“I have Ladies Home Journal,dear.”“I’ll see what’s on T.V. Mom.”click“This is Robin Leech with yet an¬other episode of the lives of the rich,famous, and terminally ill.”click“...that’s the way we became theBrady Bunch. La, La, La.”“I’m home, hi Marcia.”“Oh, hi Dad Listen, the cat’s out ofthe bag. I told mom what you tried todo with my girl scout troup. She saysshe’s working on the divorce proceed¬ings right now.”“Why you little...”“Dad! Greg is upstairs bleedingfrom those Ginsu knives you gave himto learn how to juggle.”“I’ll be up in a minute Bobby.”“I’m not Bobby, I’m Peter. Bobby isover at the Williamson’s house. He saidsomething about them having a freerattitude toward drug usage.”“What!?”click“So the Grinch made off with asneeze and a snoot taking presents, andtoys, and Christmas to boot.”click“Gee, Wally if you go to fight in Viet¬nam and get all shot up, the Beaverwill have a terrible Christmas.”click“Ahhhhh, Ricky, if you don’t bringCeasar Romaro home for Christmas,I’ll cry and cry: Whaaaaaaa.”click“I’m your host Chuckles Berris andtoday we have a really big shoe, I meanshow. Ha. Right. Let’s meet our panel¬ists, from Green Acres, here she isMiss Eva Gabor, and from MatchGame here’s Charles Nelson Riley, andfrom the bar down the street, Ha,here’s Avery Schriever.“And to get this shoe on the road,here’s our first guest: a guy so smarthe figured out that poop spelled back¬wards is still poop:....Jimmy Pantoos¬ki.”“Hey Mom, come and watch, there’ssome guy on this game show with myname....Mom?”“He’s got your name because he’syou Jimmy. Ha. Ha.”clickclick“Sorry Jimmy, you can’t turn the setoff, you haven’t done your act yet. See,you do an act and if we like it we’ll giveyou a score. If we don’t like it, you getthe old gongaroo (Gongggggg). Thankyou Averi. Ha. Right. Now let’s seeyour act.” “You can’t talk to me, you’re onT.V.”“Why not Jimmy. You talk to theT.V. Everytime you watch at schoolwhen you’re pretending to be studying.Right? Ha, Ha, I am. Those late nightMary Tyler Moore episodes when youcheer Murray to go network. Or thoseweekend Gilligan’s Island Extrava¬ganzas when you yell to the Skipperthat Gilligan left the flares in the cavethe professor said was filled with ex¬plosive gas. Ha. Great Episode. So nowJimmy we’re talking to you and wewant you to do an act for us.”“I don’t have an act.”“Why don’t you sing something forus Jimmy?”“I can’t believe this is happening!”“Now! Jimmy.”“Ummm...The Love Boat soon willbe making another run...”GONGGGGGGGGG!“Oy, Ha Ha, you got gonged Jimmy.Right, well Eva why did you gong poorlittle Jimmy?”“He reminds me of my nephew, thelittle brat.”“Oh, ha Ha, well you heard itJimmy, you remind her of one of herhusbands. Ha. As you know Jimmy,this is the special edition of the show sowe have no prizes, just punishments.What do you think Jimmy’s punish¬ment should be Charles?”“Let him sit next to Brett Summersfor eight years on match game.”“Oh, Ha, Ha. But that’s not a ChuckBerris production so we can’t do that.Your punishment Jimmy, is to be aregular on the dating game, whereyou’ll be embarrassed nightly by youroverly intellectual answers to suchquestions as, “If I were a lobster, whatpart of me would you eat first? Bye,bye, Jimmy.”clickJimmy Pantooski would have beenheartened to return to classes but un¬fortunately he is on the type of restric¬tion from which there is no paying yourdues. For even if Jimmy found themoney, he’d never find the Bursar’s of¬fice located in the darkest regions ofthe...Berris zone, (end music)By Newton HallThere are too few minority studentshere at the University of Chicago. Thisis largely due to the fact that with thefalling quality of inner-city highschools, smaller numbers of qualifiedminority students are being produced.Of these, few consider the top educa¬tional institutions because of perceivedcost barriers, lack of information, dis¬tance from home and fear of the unfa¬miliar. The result is a very small mi¬nority applicant pool from which thetop schools may recruit.Our college is unfortunate in that itfaces further obstacles to minorityrecruitment. Many minorities seekhigh paying jobs immediately after col¬lege and do not view a liberal artseducation as the best vehicle to thisend. Others seek a more supportiveminority community than is offeredhere, or find the financial aid packagesoffered them by other institutions moreattractive than ours. Still others wouldrather attend a college with a betterreputation and a more social communi¬ty. Given these realities, this collegehas a difficult time competing with itsrival schools. The other columnI was sort of disappointed lastquarter by the lack of response this col¬umn received — Aren’t any of youreading this? I’ll admit that this col¬umn isn’t so controversial as to elicitthe response some Latin-titled columnsgot. Nor is it so newsbreaking as the re¬port about the commuters allegedlylounging about in the basement lava¬tories of Gates-Blake. The only re¬sponse the colunn did get was from anelf who took it upon himself to informme that the University of Chicago Cir¬cle Campus is no longer, thus support¬ing my statement that it is a nether¬world which people often confuse withThe University of Chicago (accept nofacsimilies, folks).Anyhow, how am I supposed to getmore of you to read this column?Among other things, I’ve contemplateda mass campaign of extortion:“Hey you! D’ya want the Rugbyteam to find out your sister’s a virgin?No? Then you’d better read The By¬line, punk.”But how many of our sisters are real¬ly virgins? (no, Madonna afficiona-does, feeling like one is not the same...)Worse yet, how long would it take thefootball players to find out I was favor¬ing the Rugby team over them? Theproverbial defecatory matter wouldsurely hit the fan then.No, extortion is too risky. My nextidea was to bribe people to read thiscolumn. I could run a contest thatwould last through the quarter. Saidcontest, in order to make sure that allparticipants were actually reading,could require that everyone collectclues from each column that appearedin order to answer an awesomely com¬plicated, subtle, convoluted, and toughcontest question appearing in the lastcolumn of the quarter. Here’s wherethe bribery part comes in — in order toget everyone to participate, I wouldoffer each of the winners a huge sum (Ithink 62,300 lire would be nice).The contest idea has a few shortcom¬ings, however. First, where would Ifind 62,300 lire for each of the winners?The same is true of our graduatedepartments. If a minority is goodenough to get in here, he is then primematerial for our more prestigious eastand west coast rivals. In addition, ourprograms are reputed to be too difficultto be worth the bother, and our facul¬ty’s research interests do not oftencoincide with that of the minority appli¬cant. There is, therefore, very littleminority presence in the graduatedepartments.For the campus, the problem isclear. There are no real minority com¬munities on campus, no new ethnicityto experience, to learn from, or to pro¬vide us with new perspectives;everyone is the same and there is nostimulating cross-ethnic interactionpresent. What is more, the minoritieshere do not have the numbers needed toestablish viable support systems forthemselves and face an attrition rate ofclose to 50%, while those minoritieswho do not attend lose the opportunityto take advantage of the excellenteducation offered here. Our campusHill Shouldn’t Keep OurLack of minorities diminishesThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone962-9555.Frank LubyEditor-in-chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorFrank ConnollyAssociate News EditorRobert BarlingViewpoints Editor Dennis ChanskySports EditorJulie WeissmanFeatures EditorThomas CoxAssociate EditorAlexandra ConroyAssociate EditorPhil PollardPhotography Editor Craig FarberCopy EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorLisa CypraAdvertising Manager Tina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen E. Anderson, Paul Beattie, Scott Bernard, Rosemary Blinn, MarkBlocker, David Burke, Anthony Cashman, Arthur U. Ellis, Paul Flood, Ben Forest,John Gasiewski, Cliff Grammich, Pe:er Grivas, Gussie, Keith Horvath, Jim Joze-fowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1 Knapp, John Kotz, Marcia Lehmberg, Amy Lesemann,Armin Lilienfeld, Jane Look, Mike Lotus, L.D. Lurvey, Helen Markey, MelissaMayer, Raj Nanda, Karin Nelson, Ciaran Obroin, Jim Pretlow, Ravi Rajmane, MattSchaefer, Geoff Sherry, Jeff Smith, Steve Sorensen, Rick Stabile, Jim Thompson, Hi-lary Till, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek. To the Editor:Student Government President ChrisHill’s suspect handling of the Book Ex¬change theft should not be dismissedtoo readily by the University studentbody nor its elected representatives inthe Student Assembly. His actions inkeeping a theft of $70-95 (of our money,as SGFC operates on the $5/quarterActivities Fee) secret from those incharge, in order to keep it “in the fami¬ly” and protect the reputation of awayward brother or sister, can be de¬scribed as nothing short of corrupt. Heclaims innocence, but let us examinethe improbabilities of his defense. Hesays he wanted to contact a suspectfirst, and so avoid the unpleasantnessof seeing a friend charged with theft. Ifit were his money, fine. But it’s not. Itwas money entrusted to Student Gov¬ernment by the student body of this4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 15, 1985 By Rick StabileMore important, though, how am I sup¬posed to overcome my innate lazinessin order to create clues to hide in eachcolumn, let alone come up with a prob¬lem that would somehow tie them alltogether?Obviously, I’m too poor and lazy tobribe you all through such a complicat¬ed and underhanded scheme as thetype of competition I was thinking of.But it gave me another idea. You see,the object of the mythical contest wasto get as many of you as possible to re¬spond to this column. Now, I can ac¬complish the same goal through aslightly different scheme. That schemeis to tell a joke.I have, in my possession, just such ajoke. This, however, is no ordinaryjoke. I was told this joke in the exoticneighbourhood of South Shore at a“Physics Problem Convention.” Thatcould be what makes this joke so spe¬cial.Picture, if you will, a pastor in thepulpit, raised several feet above hiscongregation. Before him there are, inplan view, a glass of water and a glassof Irish whiskey (the original teller ofthe joke claimed it was told by DaveAllen). With large ceremonial ges¬tures, the pastor takes a worm anddrops it in the glass of water. It lives.He then repeats the action, this timedropping the worm in the whiskey,where it proceeds to writhe, as wormsare sometimes wont to do, and die.Then, in a booming voice befitting apastor, the pastor asks, “What, mydear parishioners, is the moral we canlearn from the worm that died in thatevil drink of the Devil, whiskey?”And a parishioner stands up andsays...That’s the joke...in its entirety as itwas told me. I’ve been going nuts try¬ing to figure out the punchline for thepast few months, and now you all canjoin me. If any of you know the end,please send a letter to the Maroon stat¬ing what the missing portion was.Please, do your fellow column-readers(and me) a favour, and finish this joke— I don’t think we can stand the sus¬pense much longer...U of C lifesimply does not reflect the ethnicmake-up of our nation, a situationwhich adds to its bland flavor.A solution to this problem is very dif¬ficult given the culture/color blindpolicies of our school’s administration.It does not recognize the differentrealities facing most minority groupmembers and treats all groups equallywhen they in fact may not be equal. TheUniversity has not been, and is not.able to compete successfully withschools which make special efforts tobring minorities into the mainstreamof higher education and it has not for¬mulated any viable solutions to thisproblem in nearly ten years of com¬plaints and petitions. Our school ap¬pears to have chosen to remain as itis.Only a brief introduction to the pro¬blem, this article offers only mygeneral and personal critique of thesituation. A more indepth discussionwill be offered at the Round-Table onthe 22nd. I do believe it should be in¬teresting.Money In HIS FamilyUniversity. Moreover, it took himthree weeks to contact this suspect.THREE WEEKS! It was only whenHill decided his suspect was innocent(did we elect Chris Hill to the judiciary'last spring?) that his associates on theFinance Committee were made awareof the theft, and as of early January,over a month after the crime, Universi¬ty security has not been informed.Chris Hill has abused our trust inhim. He should apologize to the studentbody, and personally make restitutionof the lost funds, as he personally hin¬dered investigation of the theft. If he isnot repentant enough to do this, wethink the student body should demandhis resignation. The students of theUniversity of Chicago deserve better.Tracey K. McGrathTim KetcherJosh ZivinStudents in the CollegePursue a Rewarding CareerShape the Future ofJewish LifeEnjoy Freedom and FlexibilityCourses Lead ing to Degrees i n:Rabbinical StudiesJewish EducationCantorial StudiesJewish Communal ServiceGraduate StudiesHebrew Union College —Jewish Institute of ReligionCincinnati, New York, Los Angeles, JerusalemRabbi Gary P. Zola, National Director of AdmissionsHebrew Union College-Jewish Institute of Religionwill be on campus P/7 MbP..,. JP.nOQCy.,2Jjst;.. at. A////e/ House.Call .Rabhi. LeJfeC. .Qt. 752rH27 for an appointment. Gilbert & Sullivan’sTheMIKADOOPEN AUDITIONSMonday, Jan. 14 7:30-10 p.m.Wednesday, Jan. 16 7:30-10p.m.Sa t urday, Jan. 19 2-5 p. m.ALL AUDITIONS INU.C. LAB SCHOOLLITTLE THEATRE5840 S. KenwoodPlease prepare a song from G & S, if possible.To be presented by G. and S. Opera Co. in March,sponsored by the Music Department.Currie and Morse, Directors. Jinbo, ConductorBaily and Jinbo, Music DirectorsThe Department of Englishpresentsthe 1985 Frederic Ives Carpenter Visiting ProfessorBARBARA KIEFER LEWALSKI)William R. Kenan Professor of English Literature in HarvardUniversity delivering the first of three lectures onPARADISE LOST AND THE RHETORICOF LITERARY FORMSWednesday, January 16 4 p.m. Swift Lecture Hall“Genre Theory, Generic Paradigms, and OvidianMetamorphoses in Paradis Lost ”A cordial welcome is extended to all interested members of the University.There will be a meeting of all Maroon staffwriters and editors onTuesday, Jan. 15 at 7:30 p.m.in room 303 of Ida NoyesWe will discuss:• last quarter's writing• beat assignments for winter quarter• features and general news assignments• new projectsNew writers are welcome.Bring questions and ideas.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. January 15. 1985—5Langdon Gilkey tackles more than religionon upcoming TV specialsWho are we? Langdon Gilkey, along with Phil Donahue and many otherswill explore this question in an NBC special series this springBy Ingrid GouldThe ice-glazed branches glint outsideas Langdon Gilkey, professor of Theol¬ogy in the Divinity School, speaksabout his recent involvement with aseries of Phil Donahue hosted specialsNBC will air this spring. Adrian Ma¬lone Productions, Inc., the companyresponsible for “Cosmos” and “TheAscent of Man,” has entitled this latestendeavor “The Human Animal,” aseries of five programs to be shown onconsecutive nights. Gilkey describes it“What are we going to do withthe latest findings of genetics...anddevelopments in modern physics?Blow ourselves up?”as a “who are we?” series. Biologists,geneticists, neurologists, psycholo¬gists, anthropologists, and paleontolo¬gists, among others, participate in dis¬cussions of and interviews on pertinentthemes, such as evolution.Originally, Gilkey was only going toappear in one segment, which includesa Jerry Falwell sermon denying scien¬tific theories of evolution. Gilkey, whoserved as a theological and philosophi¬cal witness for the American Civil Li¬berties Union at the Creationismversus Evolution trial in Arkansas in1981, was to give the necessary coun¬terposition, arguing that “to be reli¬gious does not necessarily imply deny¬ing Darwin.”Gilkey, however, who was asked tocomment on scripts and proofs for thebook which will result from the series,became more extensively involved inthe series when he began to questionmany of its other aspects.He consistently found the interviews’transcripts “interesting, learned, butquite nonsensical.” A group of scien¬ tists trying to discover why people areviolent found themselves debating ifwe are what we are because of genes orsociety — nature versus nurture.“Then the authors ask,” Gilkey re¬calls, “ ‘What are we going to do withthis knowledge?’ ” What are we goingto do with the latest findings of gene¬tics, discoveries of biological back¬ground, studies of anthropological con¬ditioning, and developments in modern physics? Blow ourselves up?”Then the authors began to talk aboutpeople’s responsibility and options. If,as the studies of the various disciplinesshow, violence is determined, thenwhat should be done about it? Peoplemust overcome violence. “Having so¬lemnly said we were determined, thesewhite-coated scientists were talking asif they were free,” Gilkey points out.“Responsibility implies the freedom of choice. This seemed to intrigue themand I found my way into more discus¬sion.”The question of why “free” humansare persistently religious sticks out inGilkey’s mind. He remembers a neu¬rologist answering that religion is theproduct of the neurological structure ofthe brain. “When Phil (Donohue)asked me what I thought about that,”Gilkey said smilingly, “I told him thatneurology was also the product of theneurological structure of the brain.”Gilkey recalls being asked on theshow to comment on Freud’s idea thatreligion is a by-product of neurosis. Hepointed out that “Freud had neuroticpatients with neurotic politics, neuroticsex lives, and neurotic religion. Whysingle out religion?” he objected.Asked for a sacred explanation of re¬ligion,! Gilkey mentions simply that“there is a religious dimension to reali¬ty. We name it variously,”’ he noted,citing “God” for the Christians, “Yah-weh” for the Jews, and “Brahma” forthe Hindus. “We are curious becauseit’s there, but we picture it different¬ly.”Gilkey objects to the program’s con¬sistently defining a human being interms of the brain. “I am not in a posi¬tion to argue physiologically,” Gilkeyreminds, “but that’s a typically aca¬demic assessment. Academians liveoff their brains.”Secondly, Gilkey objects to the typi¬cally Western attitude the definition re¬flects. “The West dominates and pre¬dominates,” he explains “not becauseof superior art or music or spiritual de¬velopment, but because of knowledge— cognition.” A person is a person be¬cause he thinks and loves. Which ismore human?” Gilkey asks. “A humanis more than his IQ.”FILMSFallen Angel (Otto Preminger, 1945)Dana Andrews, Linda Darnell andAlice Faye are the players in this love-murder triangle. Andrews, a down andout drifter, marries wealthy, hi-societyglamour girl, Alice Faye, and intendsall along to use her money to win beau¬tiful yet penniless Darnell. Plans turnsour, however, when Darnell turns upmurdered. Who will hang? CharlesBickford, Bruce Cabot and John Carra-dine co-star in this exciting thriller.Tuesday January 15, 7pm DOC. $2.00* * *In Harm’s Way (Otto Preminger,1965)Here comes the Duke, leading theCavalry (carefully disguised as anaval battlefleet) against almost insur¬mountable odds in the fight for rightand glory. But no matter how often theDuke runs in harm’s way, you justcan’t hit him. With all-star cast (JohnWayne, Henry Fonda, Kirk Douglas,Patricia Neal, and Burgess Meredith)and more guns than the Old West (big¬ger ones, too), Preminger skillfullytaps into the Pearl Harbor paranoiaand frustration with a savage, starklypainful realism rarely seen in wartimeepics. Tuesday January 15, 8:45 DOC.$2.00* * *Cries and Whispers (Ingmar Bergman,1972)An emotional tour-de-force. Berg¬man’s impeccable direction, threegreat performances, and sumptuouscolor production add up to this harrow¬ing study of anxiety and death. Berg¬man’s dark vision of the human condi¬tion focuses here on individuals,incapable of communicating except onthe most primitive level. Trapped in anemotional desert, their cries for helpare ignored. Two sisters return to theirfamily home to await the death of athird, a spinster long cared for by ahousekeeper. The atmosphere of immi¬nent death cues memories of pastevents which once occurred in the6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 1 house. Period sets are dominated byreds, catching images of lush beautywhich contrast with the stark, painedrelationships of the women. Bergman’slean style, his use of lingering close-ups, and a soundtrack echoing with theticking of clocks, the rustle of dresses,and the hushed cries of the lost, givethis film a hypnotic impact. Wednes¬day January 16, 8pm DOC. $2.00* * *Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?(Frank Tashlin, 1957)A fast-paced, outrageous comedyabout the advertising industry. Mildmannered Tony Randall persuadesmovie star Jayne Mansfield to endorsea lipstick “for those oh-so-kissablelips.” She does so and advertises it,creating a sex-symbol out of Randalland infuriating her husband MickeyHargitay (the Arnold Schwarzeneggerof his time) Thursday January 17, 8pmDOC $2.00* * *Les Biches (Claude Chabrol, 1968)Set in St. Tropez, this film examinesa middle class couple’s difficulties inrenouncing all claims on each otherwhen a “free-love” woman enters theirlives. “No director has observed themoer European bourgeoisie with moreinsight and candor than Chabrol.” —Peter Crowie, Eighty Years of Cinema.Thurs. Jan. 17 at 8:30 p.m. Internation¬al House. $2 — Bob TravisCool Hand Luke (Stuart Rosenburg,1967)Paul Newman stars as a reticentloser sent to a prison work camp forknocking the tops off a row of parkingmeters while drunk. He wins respectfrom the other prisoners by, amongother things, winning a bet that he caneat fifty hard boiled eggs in one sitting,and is dubbed Cool Hand Luke for hispoker playing skills. Cool Hand Luke isa misanthrope, treating everyone,guards and prisoners alike, with thesame defiance and contempt. Never¬theless, he slowly becomes an idol forother prisoners and a growing concernfor the guards. Cool Hand Luke is prob¬ably the best of the American prisonfilms in the tradition of the 1932 I Am aFugitive from a Chain Gang, with PaulMuni. Thurs. Jan 17 8-30 $? LSF—i, 1985 Only Angels Have Wings (HowardHawks, 1939)Howard Hawks’ best aviation film,Only Angels Have Wings based on truestories about a rickety South Americanairline and its pilots. Jean Arthur playsBonnie Lee, a dance queen who comesto the community of bachelor pilots tofall in love with Jeff Carter, played byCary Grant. Shortly thereafter, an¬other pilot appears with his wife (RitaHayworth) who happens to be Carter’sformer fiance. Many of the events inthe film really did happen: Hawks oncesaw a pilot bail out of a plane leavingother passengers behind, and birds didoccasionally break the windshields ofsmall planes. Wed. Jan. 16 8:30 $2LSF—AMDLECTURE NOTESDr. Allen L. Lorinez, M.D. Professor,Department of MedicineTuesday, January 15, 11:30 a m.CL1-168 Dora DeLee HallDr. Lorinez will lecture on “Thera¬peutic Strategies in the Management ofNutrophil Amplified Dermatologic Dis¬orders.” This lecture is one of theGrand Rounds Lecture Series.* * *David A. Dubnau, Public Health Re¬search Institute of New YorkTuesday, January 15, 4 p.m.Cummings Life Sciences Center, Room1117Dubnau will speak on “Regulation ofAntibiotic Resistance by Changes inmRNA Conformation.” This lecture issponsored by the Department of Molec¬ular Genetics and Ceil Biology. Re¬freshments will be served prior to thelecture, at 3:45 in Room 850.* * *Dr. Donald A. Winkelmann, Depart¬ment of Biology, Brandeis UniversityWednesday, January 16, 4 p.m.Cummings Life Science Center, Room102The lecture topic is “Probing MyosinStructure and Function with Monoc-toral Antibodies.” Refreshments willprecede the lecture at 3:45 in Room151. A Place in the Sun (George Stevens,1951)The second of Law School Films’Oscars of the 1950’s series, George Ste¬vens won one of the film’s six awards,his for Best Direction. When GeorgeEastman (Montgomery Clift) is re¬scued from poverty and puritanism bya rich uncle, he finds himself torn be¬tween a lovely, dark socialite, AngelaVickers (Elizabeth Taylor) and a blondfactory girl from his earlier life, AliceTripp (Shelley Winters). Unlike theVictorian cliche, the blonde is the badguy here. The film’s plot is taken fromTheodore Dreiser’s An AmericanTragedy, but omits most of Dreiser’sovert social criticism. Taylor is at herbest in this film, as the girl of East¬man’s (and everyone else’s) dreams.Tues. Ja. 15 8:30 $2 LSF—AMD.Alan FiskeThursday, January 17, 4 p.m.Pick 22Fiske’s lecture topic is “Four waysto divide Kola Nuts: Mossi Society in aNutshell.” This lecture is one of the De¬partment of Human Development andEductional Psychology’s Departmen¬tal Colloquium series.♦ * *James RedfieldTuesday, January 15, 8 p.m.Woodward CourtRedfield will lecture on “Human Na¬ture and the Homeric idea of the self.”This is part of the Woodward Court lec¬ture series.Dr. Janet RowleyThursday, January 17, 8 p.m.Ryerson Hall 250Rowley, who won the Kuwait CancerPrize in 1984, and is a member of theNational Academy of Sciences, willlecture on“Chromosomes, Oncogenesand Cancer.” This is an invited lecturefor the Society of Sigma Xi, the Nation¬al Honorary Scientific Research Soci¬ety.BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed15mm m Normmht kuow mintsjob... i believe"ILL-SUITE?" 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Itsmelled fine and tasted fine. In fact, itwas practically indiscernable from thehamburger “the schools normallyserve. Pet food, however, is hard forhumans to digest, and could cause im¬mediate adverse reaction. Fortunate¬ly, no students got sick from eating themeat.As soon as officials discovered thepet food, they made sure that all 2000pounds of it was destroyed, and theschool districts were reimbursed forit.A Handshake CanBe ContagiousContrary to popular belief, researchhas shown that the common cold andthe flu are transmitted not through theair, as when people cough or sneeze,but through personal contact, as whenpeople shake hands.Germs from coughs and sneezes arecontained in respiratory fluid droplets,which are heavy and fall quickly to thefloor. Unless the person sneezing isstanding within four feet of you, he isnot likely to infect you with his sneeze.Germs, however, will remain muchlonger on a person’s hands, and peopleoften touch their hands to their mouths,so touching someone’s hand is a morelikely way to encounter a germ.This means that the easiest and mosteffective way to avoid catching a coldof flu is to wash your hands frequent¬ly-LoVEtheLOOKYou'll love the look of a HAIR PERFORMERS Perm and Hair Design. 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As a result of their hard workand dedication, the Maroons wererewarded by being moved up in the Di¬vision III National Rankings from 19thto 15th. This is the highest ranking thatany Kocher squad has ever had, andthings appear to be improving contin-ously.Coach Kocher attributes much of histeam’s upsurge from 19th to 15th to thefact that on December 1st, his teamtravelled to Defiance, Ohio to competein the Defiance Duals, in which theMaroons proceeded to win five dualmeets including a big win over OlivetCollege of Michigan, which is ranked9th in Division III. The Maroons’ suc¬cess did not end there. On January 5th, Kocher’s grapplerstravelled to Olivet, Michigan, to com¬pete in the Phi Alpha Mu Tournament,in which they managed to place fourthout of ten teams. Once again the com¬petition was stiff and the Maroons livedup to the challenge.Their most recent meet came on Jan¬uary 12th, in which they competed inthe Carroll College Tournament atWaukesha, Wisconsin. Despite the factthat Kocher’s squad was under¬manned, in that they only had eightwrestlers for the ten different weightclasses, the Maroons managed to placea very respectable fifth out of thirteenteams. Coach Kocher singled our KarlLietzan and George Dupper for out¬standing performances. Lietzan dis¬played the form that earned him All-American honors as he dominated andtook first place honors in the 167 lbs.weight class. Dupper also had an im¬pressive tournament as he placed sec¬ond overall in the 134 lbs. class. Kocherwent on to say that “George has reallySwimmers resume scheduleBy Doug ShapiroThe Maroon men’s and women’sswim teams split victories with NorthCentral College Friday night in a coedmeet marred by inconsistent perfor¬mances by over-rested Chicago swim¬mers. While the women defeated theCardinals of North Central to boosttheir season’s record to an impressive4-0 in dual meets, the men’s team lostits first dual meet of the season to sur¬prisingly strong competition. For bothof Chicago’s teams it was the first com¬petition after a long winter break, andcoach Bill Bean saw the meet as simpleevidence that “we re not back in shapeafter the holidays.”“Several people (who were enteredin multiple events) went two goodraces followed by a rotten one,” saidBean, referring to the noticeable de¬terioration in performance as the meetprogressed. Bean, the coach for both teams, was quick to add, however,“I'm not too concerned with the rottenones.” With another week before thewomen’s next meet, and two weeksuntil the men’s, “we’ll have time to set¬tle down and get some conditioningunder our belts.”The women’s team may not need it.With a respectable 53-40 victory overNorth Central, their strongest oppo¬nents yet this season, they commandno small share of respect already. Fri¬day’s meet began with a first-place fin¬ish by their medley relay which brokea four-year-old school record by almosttwo seconds. The four swimmers fin¬ished in 4:35.5, with the strongest per¬formance being turned in by butter-flyer Tina Ellerbee, whose leg of therace saw the Maroons take the lead.Diane Tarkowski scored an easy firstcontinued on page nineciosionusio musicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, January 17 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallJohn Avery, trombone; C. Ann Avery, piano.Galliard, Barat, Rimsky-Korsakov.Admission is free.Friday, January 18 - Contemporary Chamber Players of theUniversity of Chicago8:00 p.m., Mandel HallRalph Shapey, Music Director.Webern: Symphony; Joyce McKeel: Tessera; Shapey: 3 for 6;Schoenberg: “Song of the Wood Dove”, and Chamber Symphony.Admission is free. o3UPCOMING CONCERTS:Noontime Concert SeriesThursday, January 24 - Collegium Musicum Instrumental Ensemble12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital hall. FreeThursday, January 31 - Gail Gillispie and Marc Southard, lutes.12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Thursday, February 7 - Songs and Arias by various singers12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall. FreeChamber Music SeriesFriday, February 8 - Guarneri String Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall.Arnold Steinhardt and John Dailey, violins; Michael Tree, viola; DavidSoyer, cello; and assisting artist John Bruce Veh, clarinet.Haydn: Quartet in D, op.76 no.5; Brahms: Qintet in b minor, op.115 forClarinet and String Quartet; Ravel: Quartet in F.Tickets: $12 (UC student, $7.50) available at the Department of MusicConcert Office, Goodspeed Hall 310, 5845 S. Ellis Ave. 60637,962-8068.C 5ltpOTOSK>flOSIO(IfJSIf,l5M) come in to his own and has reallylooked sharp.” In addition, Kochermentioned several other fine perfor¬mances. Joe Bochenski captured afourth place, Jeff Farwell a fifth, andDon Elsenheimer, Dan Lerner, andLandall Cormier all placed sixth.Kocher spoke very highly of all whowrestled and pointed out that his fresh¬men (Bochenski, Lerner, and Cor¬mier) are “coming around and makingthe adjustment to college wrestling,and, in the process, showing that theyare indeed talented athletes.”There has been only one major prob¬lem for Kocher this year, the signifi¬cant injuries which have plagued histeam. Quentin Paquette suffered a bro¬ken arm in the Carroll College Tourna¬ment and will be out indefinitely. Hejoins two of Kocher’s top wrestlers onthe injured reserve, Mike Perz, whofinished last season at 18-11, and All-American and team leader Gene Shin,who last year ended the season with a27-3 mark. Both are out indefinitely. Kocher stated that having Shin andPerz injured “has kept us from placingat least one or two spots higher in thevarious tournaments.” He therefore iseagerly waiting the return of all whoare injured.The Maroons next match is on the18th and 19th of January in which theywill travel to Elmhurst, Illinois to com¬pete in the Elmhurst Tournament.Coach Kocher views this as a verylarge and tough tournament and ex¬pects his team to fair well.In addition, Kocher cited a change inlocation of the Maroons scheduledmatch against Concordia College onJanuary 22nd. The location has beenchanged from River Forest to theHenry Crown Field House and the startof the match will be at 7:30. Thischange gives Chicago their secondhome match of the season. Now, youcan see the nationally ranked Maroonstwice in one week, on the 22nd andagain on Thursday the 24th against Oli¬vet Nazarene at HCFH.Swimming action against North Central CollegeAPPLE DAY ON CAMPUSPresented byApple Computer, Inc.MeetApple Technical and Marketing Reps,to find out howWE CAN HELP YOUR SCHOLARSHIP(oooooooooo61|ooooooooooo Iooooooooooo Il ooc~~^rr3DOO % Thursday, January 17,198510 a.m. until 4 p.m.Harper West Tower,Room 406ATTENTION:SENIORS IN AEE MAJORS::Over 40 employers will recruit on campus this winterat Career and Placement Services. This is your oppor¬tunity to learn about employment possibilities, honeyour interviewing skills, and get a job. Recruiterswant to meet all liberal arts majors including English,Anthropology and Music, etc.ATTEND A RECRUITING PROGRAMORIENTATION MEETING NOW!Mon. Jan. 14 12 NoonThurs. Jan 17 4 p.m.Wed. Jan. 23 12 NoonMon. Jan. 28 12 NoonAll meetings held in RC 201Grad students in the Divisions may also participate.8—The Chicago Marnon—Topvrtay .January 1^ 1985Bucs win at the buzzer, 4846D,. r»nnlr T ..k.. wBy Frank LubyBeloit men’s basketball coach BillKnapton didn’t even have a set play forthe final nine seconds of Saturday’sgame against the University of Chica¬go.“In fact,” Knapton said, “I thoughtthey had another foul to burn.”Whatever the case, Evans Papaniko-laou “ad-libbed” a drive with no timeremaining and scored the winning bas¬ket as the Buccaneers defeated theMaroons, 48-46, before the loudest,largest crowd of the season in HenryCrown Field House.The loss drops Chicago to 1-3 in theconference, and makes the uphill titlerace even steeper because Chicagomust still play Beloit, St. Norbert(ranked 10th nationally in NCAA Divi¬sion III) and Lake Forest on the road inFebruary.Papanikolaou’s basket came afterBeloit had controlled the ball in a slow¬down offense for the final 1:29 of thegame. With nine seconds left, the Buc¬caneers called time-out, and with sixseconds left Rob Omiecinski fouled Pa-panikolaou to use up the last remainingfoul before Beloit would enter thebonus.Knapton, unaware Chicago had nomore fouls to waste, said Papaniko-laou, a junior point guard, “was sup¬posed to just look inside, but he ad-libbed.”Tom Redburg (six points, fiveblocked shots) had put Chicago ahead,46-42, with a baseline drive with 3:40remaining. Tim Schneider quicklycountered with a 12-footer for Beloit,but after two timeouts and a minuteand a half of play, Chicago failed toscore. Marc Anderson’s 10-footer knot¬ted the score at 46 with 1:42 left, andBeloit grabbed the rebound of Omie-cinski’s 20-footer from the corner onChicago’s next possession.The Buccaneers then delayed, andwon on Papanikolaou’s drive.The defeat spoiled one of Chicago’sfinest nights defensively. Beloit went tothe foul line only four times all eve¬ning, and Chicago alternated zone andman-to-man defenses to control All- Conference forward Mike Clinton, whofinished with 13 points.The Maroons also had what headcoach John Angelus called a “motiva¬tor” in the starting lineup, as juniorcenter Tom Lepp started over threetime All-Conference center Keith Li¬bert. Apparently the move worked, asLibert came off the bench to score 17points on 7-for-10 shooting from thefield.The Maroons overcame a 27-21 defi¬cit midway through the second half,outscoring the Buccaneers 10-2 over athree minute stretch to take a 31-29lead with 13:20 left to play. Omiecinski, who also came off the bench and fin¬ished with 16 points, scored six, whileLepp added a 15-footer and Libert a 10-footer to take the lead.The Maroons sustained a lead ofthree or four points until the final threeminutes, mostly on the shooting of Li¬bert. Two baskets and an assist bySchneider, and a nice l-on-3 move byClinton kept Beloit within striking dis¬tance.Beloit led 21-17 at halftime.Libert’s 17 led all scorers, whileSchneider and Clinton each registered13 for the Buccaneers. Papanikolaouhad five assists to lead both teams.The Maroons, now 4-7 on the season,host Illinois College and Knox thisweekend.Varsity SchedulesMen’s BasketballJan. 18 Fri.—Knox CollegeSat.—Illinois CollegeJan. 19Women’s BasketballJan. 18 Fri.—Illinois CollegeJan. 19 Sat.—Lake Forest CollegeWrestlingJan. 18-19 Fri.,Sat.—Elmhurst TournamentJan. 22 Tues.—Concordia CollegeJan. 24 Thurs.—Olivet Nazarene Home 7:30 p.m.Home 3 p.m.Home 5:30 p.m.Home 12:30 p.m.AwayAwayAwaySwimmerscontinued from page eightplace finish in the 1000 yd. freestyle,and following her performance wereLesley Ham’s victories in both 50 and100 yd. freestyle races. Esta Spaldingplaced first in the 100 yd. backstroke,taking two seconds off of her best time.These outstanding efforts, buttressedby many strong second- and third-place finishes, was sufficient to carrythe meet for Chicago.On the men’s team, the medley relayalso served as highlight for the meet.Although it was Chicago’s best time ofth" season for this event, it was goodenough for only a close second in the meet. The Maroons finished in 3:55.5,with seasonal best times turned in byRay Cullom, Everett Lee, Bob Denbyand Mike Ruddat. This first event wasthe closest the Maroons ever got to thelead. The Maroons finished consistent¬ly around third or fourth in the rest ofthe events, save second-place finishesby Lee in the 200 yd. IM, and AlexPound in 100 yd. freestyle, his best timeof the season. Coach Bean cited MarkSchleinitz as having had an excellentmeet, as he turned in his best times inthe medley relay, 200 yd. backstrokeand the 500 yd. freestyle for the sea¬son.The men hope to back stronger andbetter conditioned in their next meet atIIT on January 24. AOENA SVINGOSKeith Libert scored 17 off thebench in Saturday’s lossINTRAMURAL SPORTSWINTER QUARTER - 1985ACTIVITYBADMINTON-d (M)BASKETBALL FREE THRO W (M, W,C)BADMINTON-d (W)BADMINTON-d (C)INDOOR TRCK (M, W, C)TABLE TENNIS-d (C)PHOTO CONTEST (M, W,C) ENTRIES CLOSEJAN. 23FEB. 6FEB. 13FEB. 13FEB. 13FEB. 20FEB. 27OPEN RECREATIONWINTER QUARTERACTIVITYHANDBALL-sTABLETENNHRACQUETBALL-d (M, W,C)SQUASH-s (M,W)(M,W)IS-s (M, W) ENTRIES CLOSEJAN. 10JAN. 17JAN. 24FEB. 7FOR MORE INFORMATION, STOP BY BARTLETT GYM - ROOM 140YOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSales-Repair-Supplies• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recorders(w/valid U. of C. I.D. only)• Prompt quality photo processing byKodak and other discount processorsAuthorized dealer sales for Canon • Kodak • Nikon • Olympus• Pen rax • Polaroid • Panasonic • Sony • Vivitar and others- Batteries * Film- Darkroom accessories * faP*s- Cassette tapes - Chemicals- Cassette Recorders - RadiosThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machine Department970 E 58th St. 2nd Floor962*7558 • I.B.X. 5*4365 THE JOSEPH R.SHAPIRO COLLECTIONr 1%%%%% bIm eiIDA NOYES HALLBring UCID & $10On display:January 165 pm-9 pmDistribution:January 174 pmTake A NumberStarting At 8:30 amSAO - 962-9554The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January i^ 1985—qMGSale Dates 1/17-1/19FROZENTROPICANAORANGE JUICE1«ox. 89<FOX DELUXESAUSAGE ORCOMBO PIZZA9.5 ox. 69<SEALTESTVANILLA ICE CREAM.5 sal. $1*79Assorted FLAVORS.5 sal. $1.99GROCERIESQ £ yyGRANULATED SUGAR51b. $1.39BUMBLE BEECHUNK LITE TUNA6.5 ox. 59*TIDELAUNDRY DETERGENT171 ox. $5.99LIBBYVEGETABLES15-17 ox3/$1.00HUNT’STOMATO SAUCESox. 4/$1.00HUNT’STOMATO PASTESox. 3/89*MAXWELL HOUSEREG. ADC OR EPCOFFEE«lb. $3.99DORITOSASST. VARIETIES7.5 ox. $1.39MEATU.S.D.A* CHOICEROUND STEAK$1.59 lb.U.S.D.A. CHOICEBONELESS RUMP$1.89 lb.PRODUCEBROCCOLI49<lb.RED DELICIOUSAPPLES39< lb.. ,finer foodsSER VINOPk i I k 11; M • W {« IM H 5 W * p L &I . t m (• st%r- ■ ' \WELCOME TO CHEE KING10% OFFwith your student I.D.Chinese StyleCantonese & SzechuanWe arrange parties.“Low prices, high quality.”Nov. through end of Jan. 1985Business Hours: Mon. thru Thur.12:30-10:00 p.m.Fri. 11:30 -11:00 p.m.Sat. & Sun. 10:00-11:00 p.m.216 W. 22nd Place842-7777 Emmt Park TowersBarber Shop1648 E. 53rd St.752-9455By AppointmentLake yillage East•APARTMENTS*4700 South Lake Park AvenueWith spectacular lake and skyline views.Award-winning high-n.se and low-risehas choice apartments availableconvenient to lake. Loop, campus, parks,shopping and transportation.Studio >288 to $347One-bedroom $306 to $393Two-bedroom $369 to $464Three-bedroom $448 to $539RENT INCLUDES HEA T AND COOKING GASAdditional featureskitchen appliancesample closet sparefree parkingsecurity intercom systemmaster antenna systemlaundry facilities on premisesoptional pay-TV availableOffice hours:Monday through Friday. 9a m. to5p.m.Saturday. II a.m to 3p.m.or call 624-4700Equal Housing OpportunityManaged by Metroplex. IncHILLEL FRIDAY FORUMTHE WARSAW UPRISING: HISTORY AND REMEMBRANCEProf. Peter F. DembowskiDept, of Romance Languages and Literature and the CollegeFriday, January 18,1985 8:30 P.M.HILLEL HOUSESTUDENTS FOR ISRAELJANUARY 17,19856:30 Pizza Dinner $1.507-30 followed by Film Peace/Conflict:',,3U Interviews with Israeli supports of Gush Emunim and Peace Now.Commentators: Yehuda Gat, Hashomer Hatzair (Left)Yehuda Sharf, Betar (Right)PROFESSIONAL OPTIONAdmissions MeetingBUSINESS LAWCAREER COUNSELINGFor all students in the College interested in the Graduate Schoolof Business or the Law School, or admission to the Joint Programleading to degrees in both Schools. This year’s meeting will in¬clude a short session on career planning for professional optionstudents.Thursday, January 17,19854:00 P.M.Harper 284 EAST PARKTOWERSCharming, vintage building inEast Hyde Park now has alimited selection of lake andpark view apartments. Situatednear the I.C., we offer studios,one and two bedroom unitswith heat included in rent. Askabout our student and facultydiscount.324-6100Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday9:00 A.M.-2 P.M.Saturday5254 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200APAKTMENTSFOMENTGRAFF &CHECK1617E. SSthSi.Spacious, newly-decorated 1 %. studios &1 bedroom apartmentsin a quiet, well-maintained building.Immediate OccupancyBU8-SS6620—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January id, iy«5CLASSIFIEDSClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, U of C shuttle. Laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts available for students.Herbert Realty 684-23339-4:30 Mon. - Fri.Furnished bedroom available immediately in5-room apartment near Shoreland Hotel. Rent$225 pm. Call 624-7466or 324-6302evenings.4 Rm Condo Near Campus Trans, Laundry,Heat Included Furnished 350.00/month PH 864-8473.SPACESOPEN IN HUGE SUNNY 4 BEDRM 2BATH CONDO now. New kitchen, dishwasher,$165/mo HEAT INCLUDED. Dorchester near53rd. 667-5027, 664-3641.Graduate or professional student wanted torent room in coach house on 57th andWoodlawn reasonable rent. Call 947-8420 even¬ings.Female grad non-smoker wanted to share 5-rmNorth Side apt. Renovated last year; mostlyfurnished; laundry in bsmt.; close to storesand El; good management. $255/mo., incl.heat. Call Elizabeth, 929-7899, anytime.2'/2 Room Apartment 5847 S. Blackstone 350.00MO Phone Marian Realty Inc 684-5400.Single room open in Psi U. It's cheap warm,comfortable, and very close to campus. Cost is$136 per month for room & 136 per month forten meals a week. 5639 S. University. Call Karlat 947-8680, 288-9870, or 947-9729.PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16,599-550,553/year.Now Hiring. Your Area. Call 1-805-687-6000 Ext.R-4534Cashier needed M-F 11:30am-l :30pm. IdasCafe Apply weekdays in person 9-12 See Bea,Nancy.Are you color blind? People with color visiondefects needed for experiments. Will pay $5 forscreening test and additional money if selectedto participate in color perception experiments.Call 962-1987.Childcare for toddler in our on-campus homeWeds. 12:00 to 5:00 or Thurs. 8:50 to 4:00. $3.00per hour. Phone 753-3520.Secretarial Position Available. 19 hrs/wkafternoons. Contact G.L. Greene, Ben MayLaboratory for Cancer Research, 962-6964.BABYSITTER needed for 6 yr old occasionalweekdays, weekends, evenings Call 947-8606.Make a difference! Volunteer tutors neededfrom 3 to 4pm on Tues., Wed., and Thurs. atlocal elementary schools. Call the StudentVolunteer Bureau at 955-4108 or come by at5655 S. University, 3rd floor.The Chicago Counseling and PsychotherapyCenter 5711 S. Woodlawn, needs people who arewilling to talk about their personal problemsand feelings for ten sessions with apsychotherapist-in-training. Participationshould not be seen as psychotherapy or as asubstitute for psychotherapy, although par¬ticipants may find it a useful experience. Par¬ticipants will neither be paid nor charged fortheir sessions. CALL PAT AT 684-1800.Laboratory research assistant. Experience intissue culture preferred. Send resume to Dpt.of Ped. Box 133, Univ of Chicago, Chicago, IL60637.LIVE-IN/MEALS/and/or s'alary for qualitytime with preteen/ 548-0217/eves.Need cook to coordinate meal plans for 50-60performers and workers at the U of C FolkFest. Jan. 25-27 In return earn free concerttickets and much love and affection Call Ray at753 0509 or 753-2274 if interested.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493 9122. CLASSIFIEDSLESBIANSCome out to the Potluck Dinner Sunday Jan 206pm Ida Noyes Library. Bring food or drink.WOMEN'S UNIONMeeting Wed 6:30 at our office in Ida Noyes.WINTER PERSONWANTEDReliable early riser to operate Sno-Blower 2times daily along 57-5800 Harper when muchsnow falls. Good pay. Call 493-1066 evenings.FREE SHAPIROPAINTINGStudents wishing to help with the Shapiro ArtCollection Receive 1st choice plus free pain¬ting. To volunteer stop by 218 Ida Noyes or callMary at 962-9554.FOOD ANDFOLKMUSICCooking coordinator needed to plan and cookmeals for 50-60 performers and staff at the U ofC Folk Fest Jan 25-27. Earn free concerttickets in return Call Ray at 753-0509 or 753-2274or leave message at 962-9793.DISCOUNTED TRAVELFly for FREEor 50% offDiscounted Courier FlightsCHICAGO TO NEWARK S15.00O/WCHICAGO TO LOS ANGELES S90 00O/WNEW YORK TO PARIS $350.00 R/TCall (213) 215-3537 or (213) 215-195324 hoursCLASSIFIEDSPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAIT ModelCamera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700FAST FRIENDLY TYPING-resumes, papers,all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call 924-4449.James Bone editor-wordprocessor-typist,$15/HR. Call 363-0522 for more details.Weddings and other celebrations photograph¬ed. Call Leslie at 536-1626.CARPENTRY—20% discount on all work doneJan-March. Custom bookcases, interiorcarpentry of all kinds, free estimates. CallDavid, 684 2286.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters ThesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Practical instruction offered this quarter inBuddhist Vipassana Meditation by student ofAsian Religions. Classes will meet once aweek/8 sessions offered either Monday or Fri¬day evenings. 7:30-8:30 Begin Jan 14th Call 624-1345. THEMEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.GRADUATING SENIORSIt's time to take your senior pictures. January21-25. Make your appointment now at SAO orcall 962-9554.SENIOR PICTURESJanuary 21-25 make your appointment now tohave your picture in the yearbook. At SAO orcall 962-9554.KUNDALINI YOGAThe Yoga of Awareness: For body, mind, andspirit. Tues. 8. Thurs., 5-6:30 PM Ida Noyes. AUDITIONSGilbert & Sullivan Opera Co. Tryouts for THEMIKADO. U.C. LAB SCHOOL LITTLETHEATRE, 5840 S. Kenwood Ave. Jan 14, 167:30-10pm, Jan 19 2-5 pm. All welcome forChorus, principals, ETC. March per¬formances.Tai Chi Chuanfor healthfor relaxationfor self-defenseClasses at MoMmg Dance Centerand other locations in the LincolnPark. Hyde Park and Oak Parkareas Introductory workshop atDe Paul (Stuart Center).information: 313-74(3FOR SALEDouble Bed Box Springs and Firm SertaPerfect Sleeper Mattress W/Shadow BoxHeadboard. $125. Call 643-2706 after 4:30 pm.SCENES2nd Amnesty International group is now form¬ing in Hyde Park, meeting Fri Jan 18 7:30pm atCalvert House, 5735 S. University. Al works torelease prisoners of conscience & stop tor¬ture/death penalty. For info call 285-2283 ev.CENTRAL AMERICA Reading Group, Tue.Jan 158:15pm, Ida Noyes 1st floor Lounge.Come to a Meeting of KADIMA (ReformJewish Students) Wednesday Night January 16at Hillel 5715 S. Woodlawn 7:30 PM For Moreinformation call Joel at 251-9378 or Lori at 782-1477.''Witnessing in our World," Dr. Lyle Dorsett,Curator of the Wade Collection. IntervarsityChristian Fellowship Ida Noyes 7:30.RIDES9-5 COMMUTER Lincoln Park area Call 752-1127 or 935-4979.PERSONALSDonnie Be Coming ... Greg Be Coming ... YouBe Coming, too ... AHAHAHAAHAAA!February 16th.PETSTwo beautiful gray kittens want a home con¬tact Tim at 667-1482 or Laurie at 924-1976.ORIENTAL CARPETSBeautiful and unique designs (geometric,floral), warm and pure colors, superb wools,all sizes, fair prices. For appointment, call 2880524 (evenings and weekends). SRESEARCHSUBJECTSNEEDED?We pay $160.00 for your participation in athree-week study of drug preference. Requiresonly that you are free Tues., Thurs. and Sat.afternoons between 2:30-6:30 PM. Involves on¬ly commonly prescribed drugs. If you are ingood health and between 21 and 35 yrs of ageCALL: 962-3560, weekday mornings 9 to 12.DIABETES SUPPORTA support group for insulin-dependentdiabetics will meet on Thursday, January 17,1985 from 7:00 pm to 8:30 pm at Wilder House;5811 S. Kenwood. Call Adam at 643-5450 or An¬dy at 752-8280 for more information.TENSE NERVOUSANXIOUS?If so, you may qualify to receive treatment foryour anxiety at the University of ChicagoMedical Center. Treatment will be free ofcharge in return for participating in a 3-weekevaluation of medication preference. The pur¬pose of this study is to examine the effects ofvarious drugs on mood and determine whichdrugs people choose to take. The Evaluation in¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs.Following participation in the experiment,subjects will recieve 6 weeks of a nonexperimental treatment. Choice of treatmentwill be made on a clinical basis by an ex¬perienced therapist. For more information orto volunteer CALL 962-3560 weekday morningsbetween 9 and 12.ETHNOGRAHIC FILMAppeals to Santiago. Ida Noyes W. LoungeThurs. Jan. 17 7:00. Funded by SGFC and TheCenter for Latin America Studies.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. January 15, 1985—11AND SPECIAL GUESTALSO FEATURINGlonnie brook//alurctay j«A. 148|»m mondel hall6$ students (uc id)10$ non-students tickets on sale at thereynolds club box officemob pre/en t/winter blue/