SFA COURT(2 openings)Guy YaskoStu McDermott* DIVINITY SO7 (1 opening)i7 Ted HardenHUMANITIES(1 opening)j Sahuta Sarken1 B-SCHOOLi (2 openings)i Navroze Moody1 Rob Green bladeJohn FathSteve SimmonsMartin Sumner9 Irene Suzuki7 Tom Hoi IyerRuth Blodgett. Laurent UrzonskiRickJohnKevinDanaGregSHORELAND(1 opening)John DonermeyeiMatthew KingSSA (1 operParcel LucasAH students listed above should contact SGThe Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 16 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, October 30, 1984Parents say Day lacks "finesse”SG elections foiled againBy Rosemary BlinnSTUDENT GOVERNMENT(SG) ELECTIONS have beencalled into question for the sec¬ond time this fall. The electionswill now be debated by the Stu-dent-Faculty-AdministrationCourt (SFA), which hasn’t metfor the past two years, and theSG Assembly.Jim Geoly, Law School rep¬resentative to SG, questionedthe announcement and adver¬tisement of the SFA elections.Geoly said there was no pollingplace in the Law School andtherefore, law students whowould have been interested inthe seats couldn’t vote.Geoly brought the case to theSFA Court and asked for, “animmediate preliminary injunc¬tion impounding the ballots ofthe late election, and prohibiti¬ng the ‘winners’ from assum¬ing their seats on the benchuntil the outcome of this ac¬tion.”SFA COURT CHIEF JUS¬ TICE Steve Levitan then saidthat none of the fall electionwinners could take their seats,pending a review of the elec¬tion procedures and results.The court met Monday to heararguments of “why the injunc¬tion should be lifted (partiallyor entirely) or be maintaineduntil further notice,” accord¬ing to Levitan’s report. Resultsof that meeting are not yetavailable.OTHER MEMBERS of theSG Assembly questioned thehandling of the first electionheld third week which was in¬validated and the followingweek’s election. The secondelection is controversial in partbecause Dan Hall, a freshmancandidate running previouslyas a DEMON claimed that thefirst elections were, “inval¬idated to keep him out of of¬fice,” (Maroon, 10/23/84). Hallnow says that he wants no partof the DEMON party because“They don’t give a damn aboutfreshmen.” Levitan also called Hall toask him if he wanted to add toGeoly’s petition protesting theundergraduate elections re¬sults. Hall said DEMON is con¬sidering questioning the re¬sults, not only of this fall’selection, but but also of lastspring’s.BRAD SMITH, Elections andRules (E & R) Committeechair said Levitan oversteppedhis jurisdiction by phoningHall. “I think Steve Levitanhad the best of intentions inbeing overly cautious in freez¬ing the entire fall election, butthe Court can only act in re¬sponse to requests,” saidSmith. He added that Levitanin effect was seeking new casesfor the court, which is againstthe Court rules.E & R’s decision to invali¬date the first election will bereviewed by the SG AssemblyThursday. The Executive Com¬mittee of SG, made up of com¬mittee chairs, voted to recom¬mend that the Assemblysupport the E & R decision.Results of SG electionsBy Helen MarkevA RATHER BLUSTERYSaturday found many visitingparents trekking about thequads as a part of the secondannual Parent’s Day, spon¬sored by the Parent’s Fund andthe Dean of Students Office.Despite the lack of “finesse”at Parent’s Day, the tours andclasses ran smoothly and pro¬vided parents with an opportu¬nity to view the College fromthe inside. The implementation* PHOTO BY AMY LfcbfcMANA student and her mother at Parents Day brunch.A major earthquake for Chicago?By Michael ElliottMIDWESTERN U OF C stu¬dents often apologize to theircoastal colleagues about theboring country they inhabit —no mountain ranges, no jaggedcoastlines, not even a half-de¬cent ski slope or wildernesstrail within a half-hour drive.The Midwest is often seen asdull — but as the apologistsquickly point out, it’s alsostable, a good, salt-of-the-earthplace where nothing everchanges.While that may be true of itsinhabitants, it certainly isn’ttrue of the land they inhabit.The largest earthquake everrecorded in North America,more powerful than the Alas¬kan earthquake of 1959 and theSan Francisco earthquake of1906, struck Southern Illinois in1811. And according to EdOlson, curator of minerology atthe Field Museum and asso¬ciate professor of geophysicsat the U of C, the seismic activ¬ity that caused that earthquake“isn’t dead. A similar earth¬quake will happen again.”BUT DON’T COUNT on amini-apocalypse to cancel thisweek’s midterms. The lastmajor earthquake along theNew Madrid fault (so-calledbecause it runs by the smalltown of New Madrid, Illinois)was three years before the na¬tional anthem was written, andthe next “could be tomorrow,or could be in 1,000 years, ” saidOlson.No matter when it happensagain, the last earthquake isstill a spectacular story, itstruck at 3 a.m. on December 11, 1811, again on the following23rd of January and 7th of Feb¬ruary, and aftershocks contin¬ued, as many as 2,000 of themuntil 1814. Because this part ofthe country was so sparsely po¬pulated then, little more thannorthern Canada and Alaskaare now, the human destruc¬tion was relatively slight.“ONLY ONE PERSON waskilled by falling masonry, theusual cause of death in earth¬quakes,” said Olson, and thenumber killed by falling rocksor timber and by drowning(from waves churned up alongthe Mississippi and Ohiorivers) numbered under 100.But the natural devastationwas incredible. As anyone whohas ever shaken a box of sandmight have noticed, disturbedsoil acts less like a solid andmore like a liquid. ‘Ripples ofsoil, two and three foot highwaves, raced across the sur¬face of the land,” said Olson,leveling 150,000 acres of forestand uprooting trees more than100 miles from the epicenter ofthe earthquake. “Sandgeysers, quite literally geysersof sand forced out of the groundby colliding pieces of bedrock,shot more than 20 feet into theair. Enormous gashes wereripped in the soil, some asmuch as 700 feet wide, 20 feetdeep, and a mile long.” Themost lasting effects of thequake, however, were thelakes it created. Olson de¬scribed “falling trees and rockuplifts” that “dammed uprivers which then flooded thesurrounding countryside.” Thelargest of these is Reelfoot Lake in Arkansas, measuringthree miles wide and eighteenmiles long.AT 8.5 ON THE Richterscale, the New Madrid quakewas more powerful than theSan Francisco or Alaskanearthquakes, both of whichmeasured 8.3 on the Richterscale. (The Richter scale is alogarithmic measure of the en¬ergy released by a tremor;thus an earthquake measuring4 on the Richter scale is 10times more powerful than onemeasuring 3, an earthquakemeasuring 6 is 100 times morepowerful than one measuring4, and so on. The 1971 Los An¬geles earthquake that killedmore than 60 people measured6.5 on the Ricter scale, about1/100 of the energy of the New’Madrid quake.) Though no ac¬curate instruments existedthen to measure this earth¬quake, geologists have esti¬mated its magnitude on thebasis of damage it caused atgreat distances. Two hundredmiles from the quake center,the tiny riverboat village of St.Louis “was badly damaged,”said * Olson. Three hundredmiles away in Vicksburg, Mis¬sissippi, “a river bluff slumpedinto the Mississippi River,causing a tidal wave that al¬most destroyed the town. Wallscracked and church bellspealed in Charleston, SouthCarolina, over 600 miles away,and quivers were felt even1,100 miles away in Boston. “Itwas a magnificent earth¬quake,” summed up Olson.continued on page eight of Parent’s Day w ithin the pasttwo years is still young, butTreese adds it is by far “betterthan nothing” at a school try¬ing to improve its nationalimage.Overall opinion of the w'holeday was varied due to late ar¬rivals, and the mixture of dif¬ferent scheduled events. Theday kicked off with an earlybreakfast at Hutchinson Com¬mons, followed by registrationfor mock classes in the four di¬visions: Humanities. SocialSciences, Biology, and Phys¬ics. Parents toured RockefellerChapel, the Regenstein, andother buildings, and in the af¬ternoon they were able to talkwith Resident Masters at theirson or daughter’s dorm. A re¬ception for faculty and parentswas held in the QuadrangleClub, although by then manyparents suffered from sore feetand the expected number offaculty and parents failed tomaterialize.PARENTS SEEMED “im¬pressed” with classes, whichwere taught by such professorsas Herman Sinaiko, who lec¬tured on Yeats, and Malka Mo-scona, who discussed “Genesin Action.” Parents alsoseemed pleased with the tours,and seemed to express positiveopinions about the campus it¬self.One complaint amongparents seemed to be that theprogram lacked “finesse”, which Jean Treese. director ofthe event, said is partially dueto the newness of Parent's Dayat the U of C.Some parents expressed feel¬ings of confusion about the pur¬pose of Parent's Day. Onementioned he would have likedsome kind of orientationspeech in the way of introduc¬tion. This will be planned fornext year’s agenda, accordingto Treese. Parents were inter¬ested in talking to professorsand expected to get this oppor¬tunity at the faculty receptionat the Quadrangle Club. Somew’ere disappointed when manyprofessors failed to show up.although all common core pro¬fessors were invited byTreese.Parents were pre-registeredfor classes by mail and paid afee of 15 dollars a person ortwenty-five dollars a couple.The rest of the cost to the Uni¬versity for the event was paidfor by the dean of students andpartially by The Parent’sFund, which is made up of do¬nations from parents of stu¬dents in the College.NINETY-SIX FAMILIEScame from Illinois alone, al¬though there were parentspresent from all over thecountry, and outside thecountry. More than half of thefamilies drove in for the day.Those who stayed the weekendstayed at the Hilton or withtheir son or daughter.InsideNew Reg computer systemnews page 10sports page 13Dickey breaks recordTHE JOHN CRERAR LIBRARYThe University of ChicagoScientific CommunicationA symposium held in connection withthe dedication of the new John Crerar Library♦“Communication and the Scientific Enterprise"John A. SimpsonArthur Holly Compton Professor in the Department of Physics,Enrico Fermi Institute, and the College, The University of Chicago"Levels of Communication and the Role of Time"Cyril Stanley SmithEmeritus Institute Professor, Massachusetts Institute of Technology"Libraries of the Future"Donald A. B. Lindberg, M.D.Director, The National Library of Medicine"Trends in Medical Education"Harry N. Beaty, M.D.Dean, Northwestern University School of Medicine♦9 a.m., Friday, November 2, 1984Swift Hallon the Main Quadrangles1025-35 East 58th Street2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984NEWSDaley and Brzeczek clash on WHPKBy Cliff GrammichRICHARD BRZECZEK chargedThursday that his opponent RichardDaley has no “interest in law enforce¬ment,” but is instead “pursuing a per¬sonal political career and running formayor of Chicago.” Brzeczek’s com¬ments came on Thursday’s season pre¬miere of WHPK-FM’s “South SideForum.”The Republican candidate for CookCounty state’s attorney repeatedlystressed his contention that blackvoters do not “have any reason to votefor my opponent.” Besides chargingthat Daley will challenge MayorHarold Washington in 1987, Brzeczeksaid the incumbent is not “sensitive tothe issues of the black community.”Brzeczek’s particularly stressed a lackof efforts to curb the black communi¬ty’s “twin cancers of gangs and narcot¬ics.”“IS THERE A neighborhood whichhad a gang problem four years ago anddoes not have one now, or, conversely,are there neighborhoods which did nothave a gang problem four years agowhich do have one now?” Brzeczekasked.“People throughout the county willtell you the gang problem has gottenmore serious, the narcotics problemhas gotten more serious. I don’t thinkmy opponent has done anything aboutthose problems.”WHILE BRZECZEK complains ofDaley’s “softness” on crime, he alsobelieves the state’s attorney should re¬view judges and draw to the public’s at¬tention judges “who are abusing theirauthority” by granting numerous con¬tinuances and not sentencing enoughfelons. Daley has charged that such arating system would violate AmericanBar Association canons.“Daley doesn’t understand theAmerican Bar Association’s recom¬mendations,” Brzeczek said, “theAmerican Bar Association in fact saysyou’re not supposed to make a com¬ ment on the outcome of a case.“BUT I THINK you can rate judgesor bring to the public’s attention judgeswho are granting numerous contin¬uances, or who are handing out proba¬tion upon probation upon probation,especially in felony cases. I think thosethings would be appropriate.”Brzeczek denied that such a systemcould evolve into a political weapon tobe used by a state’s attorney againstjudges. “I think the voters would de¬cide if this (rating system) is being ap¬ propriately used” by the state’s attor¬ney, he said. He added that such asystem would be based on “raw facts”understandable to voters.BRZECZEK FACES a longshot cam¬paign in his quest for office, in part be¬cause of Daley’s widespread name rec¬ognition. “It’s been an uphill battle theentire year, and it’s going to be anuphill battle right up to the final day oflthe campaign,” he said.continued on page 10Richard BrzeczekBonner blasts new gov’t censorshipTHURSDAY NIGHT’S debate onCentral America evolved into a meet¬ing place for discussion and considera¬tion of solutions to the conflict betweenleft-wing and right-wing groups in Cen¬tral America. L. Francis Bouchey,President of the Council for InterA-merican security and contributor to theWall Street Journal backed US inter¬vention in Central America, while Ray¬mond Bonner, New York Times corre¬spondent to El Salvador from 1980 to1982 and Author of Weakness and De¬ceit, about US policy in El Salvador, op¬posed US intervention.Having been a correspondent in Cen¬tral America from 1980 to 1982, Bonnerwas able to provide many more facts.Whether Bouchey could have contestedthem or not is unknown due to the limit¬ed amount of time the speakers weregiven to present their cases. Bonnerspoke quickly, as if he was unable toget all of the information he wished toprovide in his time period, while Bou¬chey seemed to have less to say andspoke slowly, centering his speech onhis impressions of the situation in ElSalvador. He stumbled more over hiswords during his rebuttal as he at¬tempted to catch up to the faster paceof his opponent.BOUCHEY SEEMED to have no re¬sponse to the examples of terrorism that Bonner listed. Bouchey concen¬trated his speech on the present, whileBonner gave a run-down of past of¬fenses by the US government, testingthem out on the audience, which wasresponsive to his side. Bonner madefaces while his opponent rebutted him,generating laughs from the audience.Bouchey expressed optimism overthe negotiations in El Salvador, statingthere is a “willingness to collabo¬rate... and a common sense of patrio¬tism I had not experienced or wit¬nessed amongst the Salvadorians.”Bouchey also described recent elec¬tions as “free and competitive.” Hestated the El Salvador is no longer runby a military government.Bonner pinpointed specific inci¬dences of suppression by the new gov¬ernment, including censorship of thepress so that there are now only right¬winged newspapers left in El Salvadorbecause other newspapers have been“bombed into silence.”BONNER WARNED the US govern¬ment of making the same mistakes thatthey made in Nicaragua with El Salva¬dor. Bouchey only accused Bonner of“dwelling on the past” and said it is“more useful for us to accentuate thepositive.” Bonner indicated many inci¬dences of violence in Nicaragua thatthe US has been responsible for. Bou- chey’s rebuttal was to question Bon¬ner’s estimated death toll of 50.000 pea¬sants. The validity of the figure wasunresolved.The debate format consisted of atwenty minute speech from eachspeaker, followed by a ten minute re¬buttal, and a forty-minute questionperiod. The five minute closing wassubstituted with further questioning atthe request of the speakers.The debate followed up a debate heldlast year in Mandel Hall addressing thesame issues, but with different speak¬ers: Reverend Philip Wheaton oppos¬ing intervention and Charles Fair¬banks, undersecretary of HumanRights and Humanitarian Affairs in theState Department. Last year’s debatewas described as more vocal from theaudience by one person attending thisyear’s debate. Herman Sinaiko as themoderator requested the audience tocontain their comments and clapping,although after one of Bonner's state¬ments the clapping became so loud andprolonged that Bonner had to requestthat the audience stop clapping so asnot to cut in on his time. During Bou-chey’s speech there was some hissingand booing. Otherwise. Tasso Kaper ofthe Chicago Debating Society de¬scribed the audience as “disciplinedand well-behaved.”My„'vs t-•*- AUTUMN AVENUES OF DANCEThe dancers have the polish and skill of the best national companiesand perform with a verve and spark all their own— SUN TIMSMP ( hicagoRepertory/ )ANCE/NSEMBLEKENWOOD ACADEMYt in Hyde Perk >S045 S BlACKSTONf AVf CHICAGO KgNOVEMBER 3. 8 00 p mNOVEMBER 4 3 00pm ■TICKETS $8. 12440 9494 for Information'Following both Sunday matinee performances ANN BAR/Elacclaimed dance critic and RUTH PAGE renowned choreographerwill lead a discussion titled Watching Dancethe meior spontort at this perlormeoce tenet ere Allennc Richfield founathonted the llheoit A”t Council with tddilioeel tupperr from Mobil Oil Ctrporltionill,non Bell Ruth end Vernon teylor foundehon Intend Steel Ryerton foundelionftmerh end The Albert Rich Jr fund The Arnold W. Ravin Memorial Lectures 1984-85Will B. ProvineProfessor of the History of ScienceCornell University99Geneticists andHuman Race DifferencesMonday, October 29Tuesday, October 30Wednesday, October 31 The Rise of ModernGenetics and the Biologyof RaceThe UNESCO Statementson Race of 1950 and 1951The Genetic Society ofAmerica and Resolutionon Genetics, Race, andIntelligence, 1973-1976All lectures begin at 8:00 p.m.Hinds Geophysical LaboratoryRoom 101 South Ellis AvenueThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984—3VIEWPOINTFitzgerald warns: 'trusts can be betrayedBy Michael FitzgeraldThey are marching to Pretoria, are the troops ofthe South African army. While they march on Pre¬toria and other cities, the soldiers probably refrainfrom singing the lusty old war song. This is not a timefor singing; the situation facing the whites is grim.Blacks riot in the cities, and the white government ofP.W. Botha cannot tolerate such rebellion.Botha has acted to crush the riots. South Africanpolice can call in troops at any time. Troops have ac¬tually been deployed in Soweto, a black suburb of Jo¬hannesburg. Police forces have been expanded. Ob¬viously, the whites intend to continue theirdominance.The willingness of the white government to con¬front the blacks lends a twist to this year’s NobelPeace Prize, awarded to a black South African bish¬op, Desmond Tutu. Tutu received the award for hisefforts to peacefully reconcile differences betweenblacks and whites.Tutu accepts the Prize as blacks make a plea forrights, by rioting and by boycotting classes. He ac¬cepts the Prize as the white government responds tothe boycott with tepid inaction, and responds to theLETTER riots with its traditional, violently repressive acts.Tutu, one of the oppressed, works for peacefulchange. His efforts earn him only malice from manySouth African whites.Tutu is maligned not because the whites do notwant peace, but because they want peace on theirterms. The whites are in power, and fear retributiveconsequences if they lose power. Their situation isdesperate because they have nowhere to go if theylose power; South Africa is their home. Fear makesthem rule with an iron hand, and it also makes themunlikely to compromise their rule.The work of Tutu and people like him is truly com¬mendable, but circumstances beyond their controlmake them ineffective. The situation in South Africapoints toward a violent, nation-rending civil war. Theonly question is: when?************************Recently President Reagan made what was forhim a radical suggestion: He suggested that Ameri¬ca work with the Soviet Union to develop a mutual“space-wars” style defense system. If Reagan isserious (and I worker how serious this offer can be,coming from a man who has called the Soviets “evil”), and his suggestion becomes reality, itshould be the most effective form of dentente ever.lTour scientists and their scientists work together,it will be the product of an unusual amount of trust onthe part of both governments. This trust could affectother relations between the two nations, which couldbe good or bad. One cannot say what might happen.Still, for Reagan to make such a suggestion is agood sign for future American-Soviet talks. Why didhe make such a monumental switch in opinion? Wil¬liam Safire pointed out that the possibility of a “ter¬rorist” nation such as Libya gaining nuclear weap¬ons in the near future is strong. Safire argues that thebest way to protect ourselves (and the world) fromthe demands of an uncontrollable power-mad terror¬ist nation is to work with the Soviets to develop a “ce¬lestial sheriff.” His point makes sense.But people do not always listen to sense. Last year,at the initial Chicago Roundtable discussion of“Space Wars”, panelist Edward Anders put forth amutual cooperation plan, and was derided as an in¬curably optimistic idealist. Let us hope that Andersis not the only idealist; if he is, it could cost us ourlives.COLUMNPratt: squirrels must goTo the editor,What really burns me up is the waythose squirrels prance right into thegarbage cans! I was walking by one re¬cently, and the noise inside scared mehalf to death. I thought there was a guyin there, or something. No one waslooking, so I peeked inside, and this lit¬tle squirrel was scrounging around; he didn’t even look up.Enough, I say! Let’s put guards inthe garbage cans, and keep them out.At least let’s put in some traps, so wecan collect the critters for scientific re¬search. Don’t get me wrong, I likesquirrels a lot. But they belong on thestreet, not in the can.Walter PrattMaroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must besubmitted to the Maroon office, room303 in Ida Noyes.Letters and viewpoints must be dou¬ble spaced. The Maroon reserves theright to decide what material to pub¬lish. All letters and viewpoints are sub¬ject to standard editing for grammar,length, clarity, and libelous content. Allletters must be signed by the author and contain the author’s address andphone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheldupon request.Signed editorials and commentariesrepresent the opinions of the author.Unsigned editorials represent the con¬census of the editorial board’s opin¬ion.CAPITALPUNISHMENTaDebateonTheoretical andPractical ApproachesPRO:Allow for death penaltyin some cases:—Alan Gewirth:University of ChicagoProfessor of Philosophy;—Mike Angarola:Chief of Felony Divisionof the Illinois StateAttorney’s Office. CON:Against any deathpenalty—Hans Ziesel:University of ChicagoProfessor ofLaw and Sociology;—Sam Adam:American CivilLiberties UnionModeratorGeoffrey StoneUniversity of Chicago Professor of LawTuesday, October 30th7:00 ■ 9:00 p.m.Ida Noyes HallSponsored by UC Pro-Life Assoc. & Chicago Debating SocietySGFC funaea4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984 Opus DegrogBy L. D. Lurvey.’Twas All Hallows Eve, when allthrough the dormNot a sound could be heardNot even a snore.For dressed as a ghost, a duckand a clown,All had gone off to party down¬town.Twas Shiela and Howard, and An¬gela too,Who roamed together going honk, -quack, and boo.They’d gone to Guadalaharry’sfor ‘Sangria fright’Little knowing what lay in storeOn that fateful night. . .“Howard, how come we go all th wayto Rush street, the social center of Chi¬cago, and we’re sitting in a Winchell’sdonut shop?”“Well firstly, my dear Angela, youand Shiela started something of abrawl back there at Guadalaharry’sand I thought I’d take you somewherequieter.”“That was not my fault. Shiela thelush, called me a hose-monster.”“You are a hose-monster.”“You are a hose-monster, you hornybitch.”“SECONDLY, secondly, neither ofyou two have I.D.’s so it’ll be real hardto get you into bars and thirdly, it’s funsitting her watching all the wierd peo¬ple go by in their costumes.”“I know what you mean Howard.Ooo, look at those two guys. Have youever seen so much leather?”“Shiela, you idiot, I don’t think thoseguys put on those outfits especially forHalloween.”“Oh, shut up Angela, I’m sorry Idon’t know as much about people’skinky sex habits as you do. . . Howard,can we lave now?”“Sure, c’mon we’ll walk over to StateStreet and get the El.”“The El? Are you crazy Howard, wear not taking the El! Do you have anyidea how dangerous the El is at thistime of night and on Halloween, myGod, Howard every wierdo in the Cityof Chicago is liable to be on the El to¬night.”“Shiela’s got a point there, Howard,plus the fact that I’d just assume nottake public transportation dressed as aduck, if you know what I mean. Whydon’t we just take a cab?”“In case you girls have already for¬gotten, you chowed down pretty wellback at Guadalaharry’s and at thispoint I don’t think we have enoughmoney for anything but the El. It’ll bealright.“Just because you’re dressed as aduck, there’s no reason to get ruffledfeathers.”“Fine, we’ll go Howard.”“Good. And listen there’s nothing toworry about. I’m sure on Halloweeneven the hardened criminals are outtrick-or-treating.” board the aging El was heard,Clackity-ClackAs Angela sat ducklike and Shielastared at the tracks. . .“Howard, psst Howard, that guyover there is staring at me.”“Maybe he’s into ducks, Ange¬la.”“Fine, you’re just a terrific help.”“Calm down, this is our stop anyway,and oh no, there’s our bus. Hurry it up... Damn! We missed it.”“Sorry Howard, it’s real hard to runin clown feet. When’s the next one comeby?”“It might be an hour or more. At thistime of night, it’s too dangerous to waitby this stop; we’ll just have to walk therest of the way.”“Howard, are you nuts, we can’twalk across Washington Park, we’ll bekilled. Angela, tell him we can’t walkacross the Park.”“I don’t see how it matters; we’regonna be killd either way.”“No one’s going to be killed, girls.I’m with you. Come now, it’s not thatfar and we’ll stay in the light.”“Fine, but if anything happens, How¬ard, you sacrifice yourself first,right.”“I told you girls, I’m with you.”At night the park is a god-awfulplaceThe fear appeared across Ange¬la’s faceHoward, do you see somethingover there?”“Looks like a tree to me, Angela. I’vetold you girls for the last time there isno one in this park that you don’t know,who is going to hurt you.”“What do you mean, no one we don’tknow, Howard. . . Howard?”The familiar blue lights arrivedlater that nightEven Chicago police had not seensuch a sightTwo girls bodies all bloodied andtornNo sign of the costumes they’dearlier wornThe clues that they found were farfrom completeJust lots of blood, and one ghostlysheet.The moral my friends on this AllHallows Eveis to keep thine yes peered forthoseWho seek to deceive.And if you should fearGoblins and GnomesDon’t think yourself a coward;For though they exist, they’re notquite as dangerousAs your friends especially thosenamed Howard.Boo Hoo!In Ida Noyes 303 there are students starving.They work so hard that they sometimes go fordays without eating or sleeping.Feel sorry for these deprived students—youcan help them by writing articles — lots andlots of articles.Just stop by — we promise we won’t turnyou away!Send your contributions to Ida Noyes 303.MORRY’S DELIin Hutchinson Commons The “Dormitory Alternative”Open to serve you seven days a weekMon-Fri 7 am to 10 pm; Sat 9 am to 8:30 pm;Sundays 11 am to 8 pmBrings You the BEST BUY ON CAMPUS!Monday thru Saturday, 5 to 8:30 p.m.CHARBROILEDCOMPLETEDINNERONLY INCLUDESBARBECUED BEANS,FRENCH FRIESAND SALADAND CHECK OUT OUROTHER DINNERSPECIALS!THAI BUFFET AND...JUMBO TURKEY LEG DINNERSALISBURY STEAK DINNERVEAL PARMESAN DINNERMEAT OR VFGFTARI F LASAGNA DINNERHALF-LB. CHARBROILED STEAK DINNER uONE-HALF BARBECUED CHICKEN DINNEROUR SPECIAL BEEF KABOB DINNERCHARBROILED BROCK TROUT DINNERJUMBO BARBECUED RIB TIPS DINNERThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. October 30. 1984 —5COMICSBLOOM COUNTYl}MM.MQOVOpo...j)ycsm... ONB HAS toLOOK SNAPPY FOR A PAY ustbntv Me, YoupoemRINSTINCTS. YOU'RBNOTCt/TFRfflvice msiPeNTiAc vmR/YOU'RB A bOOF.' KNOW YOURurnsnoNS / me m honbstLOOK AT YOURSBLFfmop e&K/m doSSS*' mmoM/TN RUNNINGFOR— \ by Berke BreathedWashington State University (WSU)students suffer from the American ad¬diction: caffeine addiction. One day re¬cently about 2,140 people brought hotdrinks, coffee or tea at the WSU stu¬dent food service. And this amount wasrelatively low.On a cool day, up to 3000 hot drinksare bought, a number that doesn’t re¬flect many heavily used private coffeemakers or the many Coke and Tab ad¬dicts on campus.“Caffeine is probably the most wide¬ly used addictive substance in thecountry, ” said a physician director ofStudent Health Services.* * *WSU dining hall workers will besporting spiffy new uniforms thanks toa gift from their Residence Hall Asso¬ciation. Uniforms, which now resembleBurger King outfits, will includeaprons, scarves and visors in schoolcolors.Patriotism extends as far as theworkers sporting a Cougar, the schoolmascot, on their uniforms. The cloth¬ing switch was made after a survey re¬vealed that most students didn’t iden¬tify the current outfits with schoolworkers.* * *Is there really anything linked be¬tween the full moon and insanity? Men¬tally ill patients have been studied forthe past twenty years and doctors haveconcluded that the disease’s severityvaries with the movements of the sunand moon.Full moons, particularly in the sum¬mer and fall, can spell bad news formentally ill people. They exhibit their“most inappropriate appearance andstrongest irrational fears,’’ at thattime, according to one psychiatrist atthe Institute of living in Hartford. 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(500 Flyers 3Vj« each)COPYWORKS Ltd.G210 S. HARPER AVENUE • 2»o-22JJMON • FRI 8:30 ■ 6:00 - SAT 10:00 • 5:00The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984—7NEWSEarthquakecontinued from page oneThough small tremors do not occurnearly as frequently in Illinois as theydo on the West Coast, they do some¬times strike. The most recent tremorthat could be felt by people shook north¬ern Illinois on September 15, 1982, andsome more sizable ones have shakenChicagoans in the past. According toOlson, a sizable quake on November 15,1968 shook up a colloquim on geologicalactivity being held in Chicago at thetime..The main source of this activity isoften difficult to pinpoint, but is relatedto a number of small, deep faults thatcrosshatch southern Illinois, westernKentucky, and the bootheel of Mis¬souri. The fault that triggered the NewMadrid earthquake starts in westernTennessee, crosses through Kentuckyand Illinois and finally disappearssouth of St. Louis. These faults seem tobe associated with the Ozark Moun¬tains of southern Missouri and northernArkansas, a region of uplifts and ex¬tinct volcanoes that has been “geolog¬ically active for more than a billionyears,” said Olson.That this part of the country is geo¬logically active at all is strange, how¬ever, since it is situated right in themiddle of the North American tectonicplate. As anyone who has read a popu¬lar science magazine is probablyaware, the earth’s crust is not a solidmass, but rather is broken into anumber of pieces, or “plates”, that rideon the more liquid-like mantle thtexists 20 to 30 miles below the surface Olson did speculate tht “internalheat” is the main driving force. “Theearth is not homogeonous, and there¬fore it isn’t a perfect radiator like asteel ball. Because the earth does notcool uniformly, “hot spots create long,thin convection currents in the earth’smantle,” not unlike those one seeswhen pouring cream into coffee ordumping tea bags into hot water. Thesecurrents circle up to the surface, thendown toward the interior. As the platesare pushed together, crustal massescollide and create mountains; as theyare pulled apart, molten materials wellup from the mantle and form moun¬tains. The Himalayas are examples ofthe former, where the Indian subconti¬nent is being jammed into Asia. Ice¬land is an example of the latter, wherethat island is just the tip of a seam ofundersea volcanoes that run the lengthof the Atlantic.Most earthquakes happen where twoplates meet. In California, the San An¬dreas fault is the result of two plates,the North American and Pacific basinplates, sliding past each other. And vol¬canic and sesmic activity runs thelength of the Pacific coastline, throughWashington’s Mount St. Helens,through Alaska, all the way to earth¬quake-prone Japan.“Why there should be any activity atall in the ‘stable’ interior is unclear,”said Olson. But there is, and not only inthe Midwest — the Grand Canyon wascreated as the Colorado river cutthrough a slowly rising plateau. “Wehave to remember, though, that thecontinents have been moving togetherand apart before Gowandaland (thesingle land mass that existed 300 mil¬lion years ago which split apart into theThe risk is too small and the problem is too big to jus¬tify any action.of the planet. These plates both collideand pull apart, though theories that ex¬plain what drives their motion “are allvery iffy at this point in time,” saidOlson. current continents and which is respon¬sible for much of today’s geography),”explained Olson. The Rocky Mountainspiled up during the North Americancontinent’s westward motion ot theAddressCity State Zip CodeID# „ . PhonedThis coupon is your entry to the Schick Super II Athletic Bag Sweepstakes0 Schick —SuperQSTORE COUPONTo receive your free school razor,first fill in the required informationPresent to Gift Dept. 2nd floor.ONE PER CUSTOMER ONLYName past 80 million years, but the Appala¬chian mountains were created 400 to500 million years ago, when the contin¬ent was going the other way.” The NewMadrid fault system might be an“older fault system, a continuous zone years. But Olson says “these estimatesare pure guesswork, guessing on thebasis of the movement along the faultline in comparison to faults in otherparts of the world.” Nonetheless, Olsonwarned against “feeling too superior to“Considering the population that now resides within a1,200 mile radius of the New Madrid fault, a similarearthquake could be catastrophic,” said Olson.of weakness left over from previouscontinents that reveals itself fromevents like the New Madrid quake.”What about today? “Considering thepopulation that now resides within a1,200 mile radius of the New Madridfault, a similar earthquake could be ca¬tastrophic,” said Olson. “St. Louis,Chicago, and Cincinnati would all beseverely damaged by a quake of simi¬lar magnitude.” He pointed out that ex¬perience proves that buildings set inbedrock often survive when “houses onalluvium (soil) are badly damaged.”In most parts of the Midwest, bedrocklies beneath a blanket of topsoil manyfeet thick, and so few buildings are setin it. “The Loop might ride out a simi¬lar earthquake since most of its sky¬scrapers are set in bedrock, but therest of the city would be in trouble.”According to some experts, we areoverdue for this natural disaster. Theypredict earthquakes of 7.5 to 8.5 on theRicter scale approximately every 150Carillon SocietyUnder the leadership of Wylie Craw¬ford, University Carillonneur, a Caril¬lon society has formed to preserve andpromote the Laura Spelman Rocke¬feller Memorial Carillon.Comprised of 72 cast bronze bells, the100-ton carillon is the second-largestmusical instrument in the world andmany consider it to be a masterpiece ofcarillon art.Members of the Carillon Societylearn about the history of the carillon, California.”But he also warned about getting tooconcerned, either. “The risk is toosmall and the problem is too big” tojustify any action. “What can you do?You can’t evacuate,” he said, addingthat attempts to alter building codeswere “feeble” and unproductive. “It’spointless to be worried about it; worryinstead about things more dangerousthat can be changed, like the threat ofnuclear war.” He did, however, sug¬gest earthquake insurance for thoseespecially worried. “It’s cheap,” hesaid.Quote from Dean of theCollege Donald LevineHere you will not be exposed to a sin¬gle body of true doctrine but en¬couraged to reflect critically on thelimits and potentials of divergent ap¬proaches to the world.needs membershelp organize and publicize the Sum¬mer Carillon Festival and other events,conduct tours of the Rockefeller caril¬lon and tower, operate the sw ing peal,and participate in field trips to othercarillons. Carillon lessons are alsoavailable to members of the society.If you are interested in joining theCarillon Society, or would like more in¬formation, either come to one of thetower tours on Sundays and Wednes¬days at 12:15, or you may call ToryGerman at 947-0747, ext. 380.MORRY’SIN THE“C” SHOPHOT COFFEE. SODAS,ICE CREAM, COOKIES,PIE, CAKE,SNACK MIXES, CANDYSHAKES. PASTRIES, OPENEARLY......CLOSE LATE!MONDAY THRU FRIDAY7 A.M. TO MIDNIGHTSATURDAY9 A.M. TO 8:30 P.M.SUNDAY11 A.M. TOMIDNIGHT8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984BRIEFLYBriefly is a compilation of events andmeetings on campus or of particular in¬terest to Maroon readers. Briefly ap¬pears in each issue.Due to the volume of such announce¬ments received for each issue, theMaroon will publish items only once,and may delete some submissions en¬tirely.Deadline for submission is 7 p.m.,five days prior to the desired date ofpublication.Sleep researchBeneath the superficial tranquility ofsleep is a dynamic world of excitingdreams and active brain processes.More has been discovered about sleep,dreams, and sleep disorders in the past25 years than in all of prior history.To bring this information to the pub¬lic, the Board of Directors of ChicagoLying-in Hospital, the Woman’s Hospi¬tal of the University of Chicago Medi¬cal Center, has organized a sympo¬sium, “Nightlife: The Activity ofSleep,” which will be held on No¬vember 2 at the Westin Hotel in Chica¬go from 9 a.m. to 2:45 p.m.Tickets for the event, which includeslunch, are $30. For reservations ormore information, call 955-9186 or383-8781.The symposium program will be pre¬sented by five of the nation’s leadingsleep experts. • Dr. Alan Rechtschaffen, directorof the Sleep Research Laboratory atThe University of Chicago, will talkabout how the brain works duringsleep, the different kinds of sleep, andthe need for sleep.• Dr. Gerald Vogel, director of theSleep Laboratory at Georgia MentalHealth Institute, will review the majorscientific facts about dreams and therelationships between sleep and men¬tal illness.• Dr. Rosalind Cartwright, directorof the Sleep Disorders Center of HenryFord Hospital in Detroit, will discussthe different kinds of insomnia and thetreatments for them.• Dr. Jean-Paul Spire, director ofthe Sleep Disorders Clinic at the Uni¬versity of Chicago Hospitals and Clin¬ics, will review a variety of medicalsleep disorders, especially those thatproduce excessive daytime sleepi¬ness.Coro foundation% •Each year the St. Louis-based centerof the Coro foundation, a non-profit,non-partisan institute for training inpublic affairs, selects 12 young people,aged 21-35, for the Fellows Program, atraining program in public affairs.Students graduating this year whoare interested in public affairs, includ¬ing government agencies, politicalcampaigns, and unions may contact the Placement Center to schedule aninterview with the Coro representativewho will be on campus today from 9a.m. to 4 p.m.Public affairs fellowshipNovember 8 is the deadline for appli¬cation and nominations for the LuceScholars Program. Under the sponsor¬ship of the Luce Foundation, 15 schol¬ars are selected nationwide to spend ayear in an Asian country in an indivi¬dually matched work placement. TheUniversity of Chicago may nominatetwo students or alumni for this presti-geous competition. Nominees maycome from any academic or profes¬sional background except Asian stu¬dies or International Relations.To apply, candidates must be nomin¬ated by a member of the faculty, adean or a College adviser. The letter ofnomination and other application ma¬terials should be submitted to Profes¬sor William Parish, Kelly 403 by No¬vember 8. A committee of faculty andstaff will interview candidates in mid-November. The two University nomin¬ees then send to the Luce Foundationcomplete application information byDecember 3.Students interested in applying forthis program may obtain informationand applications from Career and Placement Services, Reynolds Club202. Currently enrolled students whowill have received at least a bachelor’sdegree by fall of 1985 and alumni (up toage 29) are eligible to apply.FSACCL changesDue to personal reasons, Mike Aron¬son gave up his position as one of threecollege representatives on the 1984-85FSACCSL. In the 1984-85 FSACCSL col¬lege election, Andy Saliman and MirahGermain tied for fourth place, andsince the start of the year have beenserving on the committee. While theywill both attend all the FSACCSL meet¬ings, because there are nowr four in¬stead of three college representatives,Saliman and Germain have split up thevoting privileges. Saliman will vote thefirst half of the year, and Germain thesecond.Germain and Saliman are fourth-year students in the college.Quote from Dean of theCollege Donald LevineThe character of this community re¬flects a deep commitment to what isoften called the “life of the mind.” Yetyou will soon appreciate the ways weconnect the life of the mind with the lifeof the body, and the feelings, and thespirit.CAMPUS FILMSThe Kid From Brooklyn (Norman Z.McLeod, 1946)Just when you thought that Gregg To-land had no sense of humor, we presentthe Danny Kaye musical comedy, daz-zlingly directed by the director of DuckSoup. Accidentally knocking out thechamp, Kaye begins his career as aboxer, eventually winning the title andVirgina Mayo. Along the way, he effec¬tively sends up pretentious film balletsequences with the riotous “Pavlova”number (compare this to An Americanin Paris). All this, plus some of the fin¬est three-strip Technicolor work everdone. Tuesday Oct. 30 at 8 p.m. DOC.$2.Cocoanuts (Joseph Santley, RobertFlorey, 1929)The Marx Brothers first film. Co¬coanuts is really a filmed version of aplay that ran on Broadway for twoyears. As such, it is more a picture ofthe Marx Brothers at the height of theirstage careers than a record of theirfilm beginnings. The plot is, as always,secondary to the incessant ad-libbing ofthe four brothers. Groucho is the man¬ager of a Florida resort hotel trying toswindle anyone he can, aided by hisbrothers. Cocoanuts started out as anIrving Berlin musical, but turned out tobe the only Berlin show not to produceeven one hit song: the Marx Brothersstole the show, changed much of thescript, and eliminated most of thesongs. Tues. Oct. 30 8:30 LSF — AMDA Day in the Country (Jean Renoir,1938)Shot almost entirely outdoors withlittle money and cooperative actors, ADay in the Country is at once a shortancedote (based on a short story byGuy de Maupassant), an impressionis¬ tic tribute to Renoir’s famous painterfather, and an experiment in avant-garde nature filming. Hauntingly beau¬tiful and tremendously acted, this film,which was hidden from the Nazis andlater edited without Renoir’s supervi¬sion, has been called “unfinished,”“pastoral,” and even “perfect.”Watch for Renoir’s cameo as PapaPoulin. Wednesday Oct. 31 at 7:30.DOC. $2.The Testament of Doctor Cordelier(Jean Renoir, 1949)Renoir’s Parisian Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Hyde is a gripping swipe at the bour¬geois profit-seeking motive containedin both Christian thought and rationa¬listic thought. The brilliant Jean-LouisBarrault <Les Enfants Du Paradis)portrays Dr. Cordelier, an eminentpsychiatrist who seeks to prove the ex¬istence of the soul by causing it to ma¬terialize. He creates in himself a crueland perverted alter ego, Opale. Dr.Cordelier, with its dense black-and-white imagery, is one of Renoir’s mostharrowing films. Wednesdav Oct. 31 at8:15. DOC. $2.Wait Until Dark (Terence Young,1967)This is not usually thought of as aHalloween movie, although it’s perfectfor Halloween, dealing with the sadismand vulnerability of fairly ordinarypeople. Audrey Hepburn plays a re¬cently blinded woman married to aphotographer ( Ephraim Zimbalist,Jr.) who wants her to become the“world-champion blind lady.” The cou¬ple has unknowingly acquired a dollfilled with heroin, and a trio of drug-smugglers led by a psychopath namedRoat (Alan Arkin) sets out to get itback. While her husband is away, the three spend an evening terrorizing theblind woman in an effort to make herhand over the doll. As their game de¬generates into amusement for the sa¬distic Roat (he tells a whimpering Hep¬burn “Did I say I wasn’t going to hurtyou? 1 must have had my fingerscrossed.”), Hepburn loses her earlierself-pity and learns to use her blindnessto survive the evening. Wed. Oct. 318:30 LSF - AMDZero for Conduct (Jean Vigo, 1933)Three young boys return from theholidays to an autocratic Frenchboarding school. They conspire againstthe authorities and their rebellion isboth humorous and poetic. Shown withthe short Les Mis tons (FrancoisTruffaut, 1957). Thurs. Nov. 1 at 7:30& 9:30 p.m. International House. $2.— Bob TravisGreat Expectations (David Lean.1946)A masterful screen portrayal ofLecture Notes lists lectures happen¬ing on campus or elsewhere that maybe of interest to the U of C student bodyand the community. Listings are freeand may be dropped off at the Maroonoffice in room 303 of Ida Noyes.The Maroon reserves the right to se¬lect the lectures published.Deadline for submission is 7 p.m.,five days prior to the desired date ofpublication.Alan Gewirth. Hans Zeisel, Mark Ra-koczy, Sam Adam.Tuesday, 7p.m.Ida Noyes 3rd floor theaterDebate on capital punishment, mo¬derated by Professor of Law GeoffreyStone. Co-sponsored by the U of C Pro-Life Assoc, and the Chicago DebatingSociety. * * * Dickens’ classic, this film captures theEngland that once was. Thurs. Nov. 1;Sun. Nov 4 8:30 LSF — JCGMadame Bovary (Vincent Minnelli.1949)Minnelli joins those who have com¬mitted Gustave Flaubert's classic fe¬minist novel to fi.m (including Renoir,whose version is unfortunately unavail¬able at present). Jennifer Jones starsin the title role as the misguided nine¬teenth-century housewife who rushesdown the primrose path to ruin. She isthe victim of her hopeless illusions,finding happiness in neither her lovinghusband nor her dazzling lover. Min¬nelli constructs this piece as a granddefense of Emma, suggesting that sheis as much a victim of her own environ¬ment and mores as of her own whimsy.As James Mason (the author on trial)puts it, “That’s life.” Thursday Nov. 1at 8:00. DOC. $2.Shelley KaganFriday, 4 p.m.Harper 103“Morally Relevant Factors: HowNot to Argue About Them.” From thePhilosophy Department ColloquiumSeries. Coffee hour from 3 to 4 p.m. inClassics 16 before colloquium.* * *Stan WatermanThursday, 7p.m.Shedd Aquarium, 1200 S. Lake ShoreDriveFour prize-winning films from “thedean of underwater photographers.”Tickets $12.50 reserve, $8 general,cocktail reception to follow. Watermanis an internationally known, widelylauded scientific photographer withover three dozen films to his credit.XiM JoZeFouJiczLECTURE NOTESC/MTALiST J'(NINE! FoXEVEACHAS/NG THAT ALN/6HTY *>01-iax- you don't g/ve aDAMN ABOOTsANY OF THED/OXXEXSENSLAVEAND £X’FtO/T sur You'll See, A Revolution/S COM/ND TNAT’S GO/N6 ToDESTXoY SoTN YOU AND YOUXluoxld... and,—BSTEX ST7U , Qft, •m)fonces thatjmPCAN'T BE 'BOUGHT AXEGQfN(» TO/CAUSE /r.(Y XE/UfZETHE /N-ev/table!C/VE UPBEFOREYOU XEDone /n!!! ...So DOES TH/Smean that YOUinant me toTAKE BACK«%) YOUR^ Son* A10! Qocb Heavens NOf ca,X MEAN LET'S NOT BE TOOhasty nexe....The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30. 1984—9NEWSTimesaving computerizedBy Peter SmythTHE UNIVERSITY LIBRARY sys¬tem has recently added a patron usablecard catalog, with which users can findthe call numbers of books on given sub¬jects or authors without having to rifflethrough dozens of paper cards. This de¬velopment will save countless hoursthat would otherwise be spent search¬ing for bibliographic information, butbecause the University did not developproper software for such a system be¬fore setting it up, it will also wastelarge amounts of patron’s money.The system consists of IBM PCs,which are linked to a library data basethat the University librarians havebeen compiling “for quite some time,”according to Charles Payne, assistantdirector for systems in the libraries.“THE WHOLE PUBLIC access thinghas been an effort to make (alreadycompiled) data available to the pub¬lic,” he says. To do that, however, theUniversity has had to find a way ofmaking records available to patronsunfamiliar with the University com¬ puter. “(The system that the Universi¬ty has been using to create the database) is not user friendly. It’s a diffi¬cult system to use. In order to make theinformation more easily accessible, wehave (used) the IBM Personal Com¬puter (as an interface).” This machineconverts the complicated commands ofthe original system into an easilylearned form. In addition, the Universi¬ty has placed instructors near the ter¬minals to teach neophytes how to usethe system. This has all made it poss¬ible for library patrons to look up booksas easily as library staff.There are currently nine PCs inplace, five at the Reg and four at thenew Crerar library. Not all the PCs areavailable, however; one of the termi¬nals at the Reg is available to patronsonly in the evening, while the terminalsat Crerar have not yet been activated.However, there should be 20 workingterminals by the end of this year, ac¬cording to Payne.WHILE SOME technophobic patronshave ignored the new system, reactionfrom those who have mustered theShopping center at YMCABy Rubina MustafaTwo developers have signed anagreement with the Hyde Park Conser¬vation Community Council (CCC) toconstruct two shopping centers on theproperty formerlv owned by theYMCA.The agreement, signed September14, permits the current owners and de¬velopers. Wil-Freds Development andlocal developer Philip Elmes. to buildtwo shopping centers on the propertywith certain restrictions, such as an al¬lowance for off-street parking and aprohibition of 24-hour stores. Since thedevelopers have signed a contract withPerry’s Drugs, a 24-hour drugstorechain, conflict arose over the restric¬tion of 24-hour stores. But a compro¬ mise was reached that allows Perry’sDrugs to close after 10 p.m.According to Edwin Rothschild, thechairman of the CCC, the amendmentwill go before the City Council some¬time in December.The CCC consists of 15 members, ap¬pointed by the mayor, who make rec¬ommendations to the Department ofUrban Renewl board on the use ofurban renewal land, according toRothschild. This property, which isurban renewal land, includes vacantparking lots on both sides of 53rd St.,between Blackstone and DorchesterAves., which the current owners pur¬chased in September, 1983. Accordingto federal regulations, only the CCCcan redesignate the use of the propertyfrom institutional to commercial.n- nosionusic* nusicWednesday, October 31 - HALLOWEEN CONCERT8:00 p.m. “Family Concert” - children under 12must bring an adult9:30 p.m. “University Concert”Mandel HallUniversity Symphony Orchestra and University Chorus:Barbara Schubert and BruceTammen, conductors.Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain; Grieg:excerpts fromPeer Gynt; Berlioz: "March to the Scaffold” and "Witches’Sabbath” from Symphonic fantastique.Admission is free and costumes are encouraged.Thursday, November 1 - Barbara Kazmierczak, piano12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallBach, Beethoven and Prokofiev.Admission is free.Saturday, November - Bruce Tammen, baritone; withKit Bridges, piano.8:00 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallSongs by Ravel, Grieg, Strauss and Wolf.Admission is free.UPCOMING EVENTSThursday, November 8 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallProgram to be announced.Admission is free.Thursday, November 15 - Bassoons at Noon!12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallUniversity of Chicago Bassoon Ensemble.Duos, trios and ensembles by Couperin,Stamitz and othersAdmission is free.iMPmieiPMasionusic card catalog at Regensteincourage to use it has been uniformlypositive. The working terminals arealways busy, and students use suchwords as “fantastic” to describe them.However, the money spent on thenew system has not bought all it could;while Payne refused to say how muchthe system cost, it is clear that it musthave been more expensive than compa¬rable systems elsewhere. Despite a dis¬count, the IBM PCs around which thesystem interface is built are expensivepieces of equipment, costing the Uni¬versity about $2,000 each. This expenseis due to the great flexibility and thestand-alone ability of a PC; because itcan do many different types of jobs, allby itself, buyers are expected to paymore for it. In this situation, however,those capabilities are not required; aterminal for a central data base needsonly to retrieve information, and, be¬cause it must be connected to the database in order to function properly, itdoesn’t have to work alone. Develop¬ment of software would have saved atleast half, if not more, of the price ofeach terminal. NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY,which has had a computer card catalogsince 1980 that uses cheap terminalswith a central processor, has 40 termi¬nals in its libraries, compared with Chi¬cago’s projected 20. NU also gets moreout of each terminal, making each dodouble duty by accessing both biblio¬graphic data and circulation informa¬tion. At the U of C, different terminalsare used for each function.However, future plans make the U ofC computers more efficient. Paynehopes that software will someday bedeveloped which will allow the U of C touse cheap terminals and to make eachterminal do as much as possible. Ac¬cording to him, the University willcease to update its paper files withinthe next few years, and patrons willthen have nothing but the computerwith which to find new books. Perhapsnew developments will have made ter¬minals for the computer cheaper bythen; if not, finding new books at the Uof C will involve either a lot of moneywith which to buy personal computers,or a lot of time with which to wait inPHOTO BY AMY LE5EWANResidents of the 61st and Woodiawn community met Saturday morningto unveil a sign welcoming visitors to their neighborhood. Mr. AbdulKareem, (upper right) spokesman for the group said the group has beenincreasingly successful in applying pressure to city hall, and points totheir recent success in convincing the city to repair an oversized potholein the middle of Woodiawn Avenue. The residents organized the blockassociation to foster a sense of community spirit and work towards im¬proving their neighborhood.Brezeczekcontinued from page three“I’ve been campaigning against adead man’s name,” Brzeczek said ofhis opponent. “It’s not his name, it’s hisfather’s name that he’s running on.”BRZECZEK DOES believe he will beable to ride on Ronald Reagan’s coat¬tails. He predicted that Reagan willcarry Cook County and that all Repub¬lican candidates at all levels will ben¬efit from the President’s popularity.Daley has charged Brzeczek is a“born-again Republican,” and the Re¬publican candidate acknowledgedsome GOP voters have trouble accept¬ing his party identity. Brzeczek hasworked in Chicago’s police department for Democratic municipal adinistra-tions, but claims to have been a Repub¬lican since voting for Barry Goldwaterin 1964.BRZECZEK DOES not think his Re¬publican affiliation will shut him out ofthe black vote. He noted blacks contri¬buted to Bernard Carey’s 1972 win forstate’s attorney.Brzeczek acknowledged he could notwin without some black votes. “I thinkif we got somewhere in the area oftwelve to fifteen percent (of the blackvote) we would be in good shape,” hesaid.“SOUTH SIDE FORUM” regularlyairs on Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. onWHPK-FM. Craig Rosenbaum, WHPKnews director, Chinta Strausberg of theChicago Defender, and Cliff Grammichare the show’s panelists.The Chicago Maroonl ne Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ipublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fiidays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th it., Chicago, Illinois 60637 Phone 962-9555F rank LubyActing Editor in chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorRosemary BlinnFeatures and Special Proiects EditorDennis ChanskySports Editor Thomas CoxAssociate News EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal EditorLisa CypraAdvertising Manager Tina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen Anderson, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, Frank Connelly, AlexandraConroy, Arthur U. Ellis, Paul Flood Ben Forest, John Gasiewski, Keith Horvath, JimJozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1 Knapp, John Kotz, Marcia Lehmberg, Jane Look, L DLurvey, Helen Markey. Melissa Meyer, Karin Nelson, Geoff Sherry, Jeff Smith, SteveSorenson, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek, Julie Weissman.Contributors: Scott Bernard, Craig Farber, Peter Grivas, Rubina Mustafa Rai NandaCiaron O’Broin, Jim Preiiow, Malt Schaefer, Frank Singer, Jim Thompson Rick Sta¬ble. ’10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesdav. October 30 1984Get the jump withThe Long DistanceWinner.Davey Croakett got the jump on thecompetition by leaping farther thanany other frog-20 feet 3 inches atthe annual Calaveras JumpingJubilee at Angels Camp inCalifornia in May 1976. Xyr AT&T gets the jump on thecompetition, too, so you'll getmore mileage for your money. You’llsave 40% evenings-60% nightsand weekends-plus service that’s leapyears ahead.For information on AT&T Long DistanceService call 800 222-0300.The more you hear the better we soundFrom the Guinness Book of World Records, c 1983by Sterling Publishing Compony, Inc New York. NYI The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984—11This uniquecollege campusis limited to only500 students......maybeyou’ll be one!Study around the world, visiting Japan, Korea, Taiwan,Hong Kong, Sri Lanka, India, Egypt, Turkey, Greece andSpain.Choose from 60 voyage-related courses to earn 12-15transferable hours of credit from the University of Pittsburgh.Develop an awareness of our relationship with othercountries and a first-hand understanding of world issues.Semester at Sea admits students without regard to color,race or creed.SEMESTER AT SEA For details, write or call:(800) 854-0195toll-freeInstitute for Shipboard EducationUniversity of Pittsburgh- 2E Forbes Quadrangle • Pittsburgh, PA 15260ABachelor’s DegreeisNot Enough!Many occupations require a graduate degree, itbroadens job opportunities, increases upwardmobility, adds flexibility. At the CRE/CCSChicago Forum on Graduate Education:• Explore full- or part-time graduate study.• Meet graduate deans and admissions officersfrom across the nation.• Attend workshops on financial aid, admis¬sions, graduate study in various disciplines,and test preparation.Saturday, November 10,1984Palmer House and Towers17 East Monroe Street8:50 a.m.-5:00 p.m. Registration Fee: $3.00Sponsored by the Graduate Record Examinations Boardand the Council of Graduate Schools in the united States.CAREERSandPROFESSIONAL GRADUATE PROGRAMSinGOVERNMENT &INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRSAn informal discussion withrepresentatives of both theJohn F. Kennedy School of GovernmentPublic Policy ProgramHARVARD UNIVERSITY&Woodrow Wilson Schoolof Public and International AffairsPRINCETON UNIVERSITYDate: Wed., Oct. 31Time: 12-1 lunch discussionPlace: Your Career Placement CenterAll years, all majors welcome.For additional intormation, please contactyour school’s Career Development/Placement Office. NOWOPEN!M-Th 11 -10; F & S11 -11; SUN 12-10THE ALL NEWLlL^apRESTAURANT & CANTINAThe BestMargaritasin TownIMPORTEDBEERS!DOS EQUISCARTABLANCHTECATEMICHELOBON TAP!ENTER OURDRAWING FOR AFREE TRIP FORTWO TO CANCUN,MEXICO! f“For simply greattasting Mexicanfood...99RESTAURANT & CANTINALI Lu1603 East 55th Street • 684-6514SPORTSFootball frustration over; Dickey gets recordBy Mark BlockerALL THE ELEMENTS of a typicalMaroon game were in place. Chicagohad dominated almost every aspect ofthe game on their way to a 12-6 halftimelead. They owned a large statistical ad¬vantage, and had the momentum goinginto the final 30 minutes, all as usual.But this time, there would be no secondhalf fold.The team’s first conference win inthree years seemed to overshadow an¬other outstanding performance by BobDickey, who finally set the school rush¬ing record with his 169 yards againstRipon. Dickey now has 900 rushingyards, which gives him a good opportu¬nity to be the first Chicago second erarusher to gain a thousand yards nextweek, versus St. Norbert College atStagg Field.When the second half was over, andChicago had followed through on itsfirst half dominance with an equallystellar effort, the Maroons not only haddefeated the Ripon Redmen 20-6, butalso they had won their first conferencegame under head coach Mick Ewing. Italso represented only their second roadvictory in six years.IN THE RIPON game, the Chicagodefense established itself early as adominant force. But this time, the de¬fense remained the dominant force forthe whole game. The front line of An¬drew Jaffee, Steve Kapotas, Jeff Shin-all and Dan Lerner provided a verit¬able brick wall which the Redmenrunners tried to breach 28 times, gain¬ing a measley five yards total.When the game reached the criticalpoint, again the defense responded.Midway through the fourth quarter,with Chicago nervously holding a 14-point lead, Ripon drove deep into Chi¬cago territory. Ted Repass, an All-Con¬ference selection year ago, intercepteda Ripon pass which halted the Red-men’s only threat of the half.The defensive unit recorded a sea-son-high four quarterback sacks, for atotal loss of 38 yards. The Maroons al¬lowed only 163 yards of total offense onthe day, but more importantly, did notgive up a single point.Ripon’s only score came on a freakplay early in the second quarter.Maroon Punter Jim Bonebrake fieldeda bad snap and found himself faced with a crowd of Ripon defenders. BrianRedman blocked Bonebrake’s punt at¬tempt, picked up the loose ball andbrought it 36 yards into the end zone.But, after such a good break, the Riponkicker could not convert the PAT.ALTHOUGH CHICAGO failed to cap¬italize on its first scoring opportunity,as Paul Song missed a 36-yard fieldgoal, they still managed to score earlyin the game. With eight minutes left inthe first quarter, Tony Lee scored on atwo yard run. Lee’s second TD of theseason capped a 50-yard Chicago drivewhich was highlighted by an excellent22-yard reception by Oscar Oboza,which brought the Maroons down toBy Scott BernardThis Saturday the Maroons will com¬pete in the Midwest Athletic Confer¬ence Cross Country Championship inAppleton, WI. Coming off the fine per¬formances of the past two weeks, theyseem to be peaking for the meet. Hay-don expects his runners to give favoredBeloit and defending conference cham¬pion Lawrence “a run for the money —well, at least a walk for it.”Over the past two weeks the men’scross country team has been on a tearagainst very tough competition, andSaturday the Maroons hosted the Uni¬versity of Chicago Invitational inWashington Park.Twelve other teams, including Divi¬sion III powerhouses North Central, Il¬linois Benedictine, and Wheaton, chal¬lenged Chicago on its home course.Four of them overcame the Maroons’home-field advantage, knocking Chica¬go back to a very respectable fifthplace. Powerful Wisconsin Parksidewon the meet, benefiting from NorthCentral head coach A1 Carias’s deci¬sion to run his best athletes in the openrace. North Central placed second atlast year’s Division III National Cham¬pionship.On Saturday, October 20, the mentraveled to Kenosha, WI, for the Carth¬age College Invitational, which NorthCentral won. Finishing 2nd in the 22-team field, the Maroons were quite Ripon’s 5 yard line.After Ripon had tied the score at six-all, the Maroons drove downfieldagain. This time quarterback MattSchaefer hit Eric Smith with a 23-yardpass, but it was not long enough to gainthe first down, due to an earlier, im¬mense loss on a sack. On fourth andone from the Chicago 33, Coach Ewingdecided to go for it. His offense re¬sponded to the confidence placed inthem. Tony Lee ran the necessary yardfor the first down.Bob Dickey took over from there.Dickey found a hole in the Redmen de¬fense, and turned in a 32-yard run downto the Ripon 21. Dickey finally got thepleased with their performance. “Thisis just about our toughest meet of theyar. Against such high-caliber compe¬tition, I think we placed about as highlyas we could have reasonably expectedto place,” said a satisfied Coach TedHaydon. “When almost everyone onthe team sets a personal record, youcan’t help but feel pleased.”As he had the previous three weeks,Stephen Thomas led the Maroons atCarthage, touring the 5-mile course in26:34 to finish 39th. Eight seconds be¬hind him was Mike Rabieh in 50thplace. Adrian Cho placed 69th in 27:09,and Adam Vodraska finished 10 placesbehind him in 27:32. All four runnersran the fastest times of their careersfor five miles. Sean Love was Chicago’sfifth man, finishing 90th in a near-PRtime of 27:49.Only Pete Di Teresa and Paul Ulrich,Chicago’s sixth and seventh men thatweek did not run well. Di Teresa triedto explain his poor performance, “Iwas actually running very well for thefirst couple of miles when suddenly,just past the two-mile mark, this manjumped on the course and said , ‘Here,take this refrigerator.’ So I did. I’mjust glad Paul hung back with me tohelp out.” Ulrich interjected that heonly did “what any other Americanwould do if he came across a friend inneed,” as teammates applauded hisfine words. Di Teresa finished 98th at touchdown two plays later on a fiveyard run.The offense in the second half sloweddown a bit. They managed a thirdtouchdown, due mostly to the strongrunning of Bruce Montella, who had 67yards total rushing on the day.The Maroons are now 3-5 overall and1-5 in conference. Next Saturday theyhost the division-leading St. NorbertCollege. Chicago obviously hopes tospoil St. Norbert’s season with a victo¬ry. The very young Maroon squad canuse a victory over Norbert as the foun¬dation for its first winning season ever,which it is to be hoped, will be next sea¬son.Carthage in 28:02, and Ulrich was astep behind him in 99th place. Round¬ing out the top 100, wheels spinningfuriously, was a 32-cubic-feet Frigidai-re (Harvest Gold) complete with icemaker and crushed-ice dispenser.At the Chicago Invitational, theMaroons unfortunately had to competewithout two of their top runners. DiTeresa did not start ihe race becausehe had somehow ca ght a severe coldand wanted to save his strength for thisweek’s conference cl»ampionship. “Ifonly I hadn’t defrosted that accursedFrigadaire during last week’s race.”he moaned. Cho had to drop out at thehalfway point of the four-mile racewhen a painful knee injury flared up.There is no truth to the rumor that theinjury was football-related.Rabieh paced the Maroons at the Chi¬cago Invitational, finishing 17th in20:59. Thomas, who led the field formost of the first mile, was 12 secondsbehind Rabieh in 19th place. UanceCooley, who observers said “ran like aBanshee,” placed 37th in 21:54. Ulrichwas 41st in 22:00, 11 seconds ahead ofVodraska in 45th place. CompletingChicago’s top seven were Kevin Nel¬son, 51st in 22:25, and Love. 52nd in22:28.UC Track Club runner Paul Erlingwon the 5-mile open race in 25:20. Fel¬low UCTC runner Dave Van Houtenwas second in 25:36.X-country builds conference momentumOff the IM Wire Mr. C. speaks his pieceGet the refs out of the classroom?Due to a few technical difficulties and a few' lockeddoors, there will be no IM Scoreboard and limited IMcoverage this week. Yet, seeing as how IM footballand volleyball playoffs are about to begin, there willbe expanded, not to mention extensive coverage nextweek.The one door which was open this weekend wasthat of my tennis informant, let’s call him Mr. C. Mr.C. is highly respected in his field, and so his predic¬tions deserve respect also. He predicts Carl Stanley,Art Lee and Kevin Choy to be the premiere con¬tenders in the top half of the men’s undergraduatedraw. Stanley, however, is rated slightly betterbased on his being a former all-state player from thetennis capital of occidental society, Iowa. In theother half of the draw, George Liden is expected toprevail and face Stanley in the finals. Liden isranked in the top 40 in New England.Mr. C. also picks Sarah Rotch to capture thewomen’s undergraduate tennis tournament. DaveStogel and a guy by the name of Blicke are favored inthe men’s independent tournament.You’ve heard that the NBA’s Houston Rockets have a front line consisting of 7-4 Ralph Samson and7-0 Akeem Olajuwan, but have you heard about theUpper Rickert volleyball team’s front line? TheRickert line consists of 6-6 Dave Witt, 6-5 Paul Songand Eric Smith, and 6-4 Tom Phalen. and they warmup for a match by dunking volleyballs.* * *The Goon Squad, an IM team which plays footballand basketball, was founded almost a decade ago by“Zin” Robertson. Robertson was a varsity Maroonand currently is a football coach as well as a big wigin the Field House hierarchy.* * *Both Dewey’s men’s and women’s football teamhave a chance of entering the playoffs undefeated.As much as Third String writer Craig Farber ex¬pects gambling to increase on campus, I see hardlyany gambling activity spreading to IM sports. Thatis, unless some team hires Sam Rutigliano ascoach.Recently, Bill Walsh, head coach of the San Fran-ciso 49’ers, criticized NFL officials and presented hisown solution. Walsh wants NFL officials to give uptheir insurance industry jobs to work full-time for the League, so that they can concentrate on calling thegames. Having heard recent criticism of IM officiat¬ing. I wonder whether the IM office should ask stu¬dent officials to give up going to class during theweek. If you think that refs should be refs and notstudent/refs, then tell Kevin McCarthy, who willsend you out of his office with his left shoe iny°ur- Matt SchaeferVARSITY SCHEDULESFootballNov.3 Sat. — St.NorbertCollege Home1:30 p.m.SoccerOct. 21 Wed —Judson College Home 3 p.m.VolleyballOct. 30 Tues.—Concordia College HomeCross CountryNov. 3 Sat —Conference MeetLawrence AwayIf you want the intimate details of your football orvolleyball match known, write them down and leavethem in the Sports box in the Maroon office,Ida Noyes, Room 303The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 30, 1984—13your degree,just might betough enough for acareer at Ford.Today’s Ford Motor Companyis leaner and moreprofitable. We’re not onlybuilding the highest quality carsand trucks in America;* we’regrowing in many diversified,non-automotive andfinancial areasas well.Our trainingprograms are notonly excellentintroductions tosuccess; they’rechallenging. And our EmployeeInvolvement and participative management techniquesencourage a free exchange of ideas, recognition and rewardsSo if you’re looking for an outstanding career opportunityin one of the largest corporations in the world, you don’tto look any farther than Ford. Just so long as you’re toughenough — and smart enough — to start something with usSee your placement office or contact:Corporate College Relations ManagerFord Motor CompanyWorld HeadquartersRoom 50The American RoadDearborn, Ml 48121By choice, Ford Motor Company is an EqualOpportunity/Affirmative Action EmployerS I? 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Please callfor particulars and private showing.Call Nancy or Steve at Parker-Holsman Com¬pany 493-2525LARGE HYDE PARK APT TO SHARE Youngacademic couple with one child (13 months)and two cats. Would like to share their 7 room-2bathroom apt. Non-smoking academic singleor couple preferred. Financial arrangementsnegotiable. Call Judith or Paul at 667-5884.One-bedroom apartment Modern kitchen 57thand Kimbark $450/mo Call 493-8685, 962-9530One bedroom in 4-br apt: $170/mo; incl. heat:55th & Cornell, on bus route. Male or female,grad preferred. Call 684-6533.HISTORIC OGDEN DUNES, IND. 3,300 sq. ft.home. 50 min. from U of C by South ShoreTrain. Remodeled with love in 1983. 2fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, den, 2 kitchens. Largelot with 50 trees. 2 car Garage. For sale byowner; $117,500 Call 219-763-4598 after 7:00 pm.Hampton House Studio: Rent or Buy!! Terrificparent investment. Rent $300, buy for $26,900and save!! Call Miriam, Hild Realty, 955-1200.1 bedroom in 5 bedroom apt near campus,transportation, shopping, etc. avail, now callWes 667 8948FEMALE ROOMMATE wanted to share large2 bedroom apt. One bathroom, large Ivrm, kit¬chen, pantry, porch. 54th and Kimbark. Rentnegot. 955 3923.OGDEN DUNES IND 50 MIN FROM U OF C.FURNISHED HOUSE FOR RENT NOV 1$550/MO FURNITURE APPLIANCES,DISHES INCLUDED. SECLUDED LANDWITH 60 TREES COZY HOUSE WITH WOODPANELING SUNNY LIVING ROOM, 27x18FEET WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE,THREE BEDROOMS 30 CHANNEL CABLETV. HEATED GARAGE THREE BLOCKSFROM BEACH, TENNIS COURTS ANDTRAIN STATION SMALL FAMILYPREFERREDNO PETS. CALL OWNERNOW (219) 762-1580Spacious 2 bdrm 6 Hyde Park Stdnt Disc$490/mo. 434-9860.Lovely renovated 3 bdrm condo. Rent or sell.Vintage detailing with modern kitchen. Nov. 1$57,500 or $750/mo. 241-7208 or 515-472-656?Large 5 rm apt front porch tile bath showerreas. walk to U of C. Bright sunny Apt. 288-07188 room house in Beverly Shores, IN. 45 min.from U of C, 2 baths, basement, garage. Oneblock from Lake. $75,000 Call Renard atCallahan Realty 219 926 4298Bright 2 bdrm apt, balcony, oak floors, modkitchen, quiet bldq near campus $450. 241-7208SCENESWRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 28377Internationally acclaimed classical and folkmusician Alex Eppler will give musicworkshop on the balalaika kaual, and cym-balom. Mon Th Oct. 29-Nov 1 at 8 pm in IdaNoyes. Admission $8 gen/$6 stu. Reservation &Info call John 324-1247 or Tom 363-5214.Other Theatre Group presents: HOTELPARADISO, by Georges Feydeau. Wed.-Sat.Oct. 31-Nov 3 8:00pm Reynolds Club ThirdFloor Theater $3 general admission. Hallo¬ween Special: $1 off for anyone in costume.OTG general meeting and reception to followThurs. night peformance.Come to UC Folkdancers 22nd internationalFolk Dance & Music Concert at Mandel HallSat Nov 3 at 8pm $6 gen/$5 students. FeaturingAlex Eppler, Thai, Scottish, & West Indiandancers, quebecois clogging, miamon millerand more.LES BEAUX PARLEURS annoncent le filmZERO FOR CONDUCT de Sean Vigo seudi le 1Novembre a 1-House a 9:30 adm. $2.00 reunionapres.POLITICS AND CHESSEric Schiller, recently returned from Moscowwhere he served as Associated Press chesscorrespondent, discusses politics andbureaucracy in the world chess championshipnow being played in the Soviet Union. FridayNov. 2, 7:30pm Ida Noyes Hall.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has^a memory. Phone955 4417.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE: A fast, ac-curate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and former col¬lege English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem. James Bone 363-0522. $12/hour.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493 9122.\ East Park TowersBarber Shop1648 E. 53 rd St.752-9455By Appointment Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available 962-6263.PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM Word Processor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates. 324 1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell-trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often help with the problems ofstudents, faculty, and families in the communi¬ty. For infocall 288 2244TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.TYPIST: exp/w student papers, reas. 684-6882PM.ESTABLISHED WOMEN'S THERAPYGROUP, HPK, evening meeting time. Agerange: 24-30s.. Has opening for member,membership Graduate Students, WorkingWomen. Scaled Fee. M.E. HALLOWITZ MSW,ACSW,CSW 947-0154.TYPIST-Exp. College Papers Turabian. Fast,Accurate-Reasonable Rates IBM CorrectingSelectric 643-8606.TYPIST Fast efficient service on PC. Canprint, upload to mainframe or put on disk whendone. Susan 324-6533.PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.ATTENTION, STUDENTS! Want part-timework you can fit between classes? Place andfill posters on campus, earn base and bonuses.Year-round possible. 1-800-243-6679.WANT TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS? Tryvolunteering! Give service at a hospital, in aschool, coach a swim team, tutor, or teachdrama. Contact the Student Volunteer Bureauat 955-4108 or stop by at 5665 So. University 3rdfloor.VOLUNTEER TUTORS NEEDED! Helpyoungsters at Hyde Park Elementary schoolsin reading, math and cultural enrichment. Ifyou can give an hour from 3 to 4 on either Tues.or Wed. Call the Student Volunteer Bureau at955-4108 We're open from 9 to 5:30 come in andtalk to us about tutoring and other volunteeropportunities. We're located at 5655 SouthUniversity, 3rd floor.CAN YOU READ THIS? 1 out of 4 Chicagoanscannot. Help Stop Illiteracy! Training for oneon one instruction begins Nov. 3. We need yourhelp! Call the Student Volunteer Bureau at 955-4108 or stop in at 5655 University 3rd fI.Actors, musicians helpers age 10-60 for adapta¬tion of 15 C of mystery-comedy. 1 pert, dec 15,no 4th wall. Call 684-7483. Keep trying.THE NEW YORK TIMES seeks U of C studentto take charge of sales & distribution of paperon campus. Duties include sales, promotion,and daily delivery to dorms & offices. Commis¬sion, expenses & bonus plan. Call 1-800-631-2500(days) or 327-8774 (eves) to arrange for inter¬view.Grad Research Assistant Needed $5-8 an hourcall 752 6395.RESPONSIBLE INDIVIDUALS TO WORK ASBARTENDER CASHIER HOSTESSWAITRESS APPLY IN PERSON AT HEMINGWAY'S 1550 E. 55th St.ARE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND? Simpleperceptual and behavioral tasks for left/rightbrain study. Subjects needed. $5/hr Call 962-LOST& FOUNDLOST Cannon Sure Shot Camera in front of theBrain Research Pavillion. If found, please callLisa at 324-6343 REWARD offered.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.NEEDTOTALK?If you have a problem and don't know where toturn, try the U of C Hotline. We also have infoand referrals and can help in an emergency.We're there 7 days a week from 7 pm to 7 am.Give us a call at 753-1777.COME BRUNCH WITH USHillel has a brunch every Sunday 11 to lpm Lox& Bagel, cream cheese plus N.Y. Times, Sun¬day Trib, coffee 8. Juice-All for $2.00.HOTEL PARADISOThe other theatre Group presents:HOTEL PARADISOA french bedroom farce. By Georges Feydeau.Wed. Sat, Oct. 31-Nov. 3 8:00pm Third FloorTheatre. (ReynoldsClub).STUDENT GOVERNMENTASSEMBLY MEETINGThursday Nov 1 7:00 pm Stuart 105, to reviewthe Fall Election. ALL ASSEMBLYMEMBERS AND INTERESTED PARTIESARE URGED TO ATTEND! Open to thepublic.PASUTomorrow, Wed. Oct. 31, at 8:00pm in IdeNoyes, the Polish-American Student Union wilhold a meeting to finalize our plans for thi;quarter. Please attend and help us plan.FOLKDANCE/MUSICFESTThis year's UC Folkdance Festival teaturesdance workshops with Camille Brochu(quebecois) Jerry Helt (Squares), MmePopescu judetz (Roumanian) as well as musicworkshops on Balkan Russian and Greek insir umertts. Ida Noyes Hall Nov 2 6pm and Nov38,4 workshops at 9 am 12:30 and 3:30 Studentcost $4/workshop. Call John 324-1247 or Tom363 j214 tor more info. 5254 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200While you waitFlyersBroadsidesHandbills1005001000• • • •• • • 4.5015.5025.508V2" x 11" BondFrom Your Camera Ready CopyVIVID COLORS AVAILABLECopy works, Lid.THE COPY CENTER INHARPER COURT5210 S. 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Askabout our student and facultydiscount.324-6100CHINESI-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Doily 1' A 8 30 P.MClosed Monday1318 C. 63rd MU 4-1062 ItttGSale Dates 11/1 -11/3GROCERIESKAL CAN CAT FOOD61/* oz. . ,*44/$1.00VAN CAMPS PORK NBEANS16 oz. tm 2/79<PILLAR ROCK PINKSALMON157,01 $1.59DOVE DISHWASHINGLIQUID32°Z $1.39FOLGER’S COFFEE2,bcan $4.59GOLD MEDAL FLOUR5 lb. bag 69*OCEAN SPRAYGRAPEFRUIT JUICE4802 $1 29SOFT N PRETTY *BATHROOM TISSUE48 oz. $1.09CORR’S NATURAL SODA6/12 oz. cans ^9FROZEN FOODSSTOUFFER’S MACARONIN* CHEESE OR SPINACHSOUFFLE12 °Z' 85*GREEN GIANT BROCCOLICUT16 oz. 89*SWANSON S PLUMP NJUICY CHICKEN2 lb. box .$2.59DAIRYDANNON’S YOGURT8 oz. cups 2/79*KRAFT AGED SWISS8 oz. $1.49TROPICANA GOLD N PUREORANGE JUICEV. gal|on $139FRENCH PORT SALUT$2.99 lb.MEATCHOICE SIRLOIN STEAK$1.89 lb.U.S.D.A. CHOICEPORTERHOUSE STEAK$3.29 lb.CORN KING SLICEDBACON$1.49 lb.PRODUCEGREEN ONIONS4 BUNCHES $1.00VINE RIPEN TOMATOES39* lb.ZUCCHINI SQUASH49* lb.RED DELICIOUS APPLES59* lb.FINER FOODSSERVING^3;d PR&iRU SHGRt jklMBfiRk PL?Qn VLPN0Slov t't i V»*nsf Bvt 0n»«The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. October 30, 1984-15I --I ■■ /'IALL COLLEGE STUDENTS AND FACULTY ARE INVITED TO ATTEND THESYMPOSIUM ON THE LEGACY OF ROBERTMAYNARD HUTCHINS AND THE FUTURE OFLIBERAL EDUCATION AT CHICAGOIn The Swift Lecture HallFriday, November 2 REPORTS FROM STARVED ROCK1:30p.m. The Hutchins Legacy, Project 1984, and the Starved Rock ConferenceDonald N. LevineDean of the College2:00 p.m. - Discussion Session I: Intellectual Development Across the Four-Year3:10 p.m. CurriculumWayne C. Booth, Chairman of theTask Force on Writing andDean of the college, 1964-793:20 p.m. - Discussion Session II: Education Beyond Conventional Formats4:30 p.m. Jonathan Z. Smith, Chairman of theTask Force on the Freshman Year, andDean of the College, 1977-82Saturday, November 3 RESPONSES TO PROJECT 19849:30 a.m. From the Task Force on Student ResearchMartha McClintock, chairmanGordon Clark, faculty memberWilliam Whitely, student membera.m. From the Task Force on the Senior YearNathan Tarcov, chairmanHerman Sinaiko, faculty memberElizabeth Zimmerly, student membera.m. From Recent AlumniLarry Basem (BA ’83), Jim Beatty (BA ’82),Karen Kopner Hyman (BA ’82),Laura Weiss Lane (BA ’82)11:00 a.m. From Visiting Committee EducatorsCarl Hovde (Professor and Former Dean,Columbia University)Robert Payton (MA ’54; past president, HofstraUniversity, and president, Exxon EducationFoundation)Adele Smith Simmons (President, HampshireCollege)F. Champion Ward (Dean of the College,1947-53)Harris Wofford, Jr. (BA ’48; past president,SUNY-Old Westbury and Bryn Mawr College)Sponsored by the Visiting Committee to the Colleges&fSifV ' ‘ '•" ■ -"■v.w.-v :m■■ -,Jmva,. ■.