The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 15 The University of Chicago The Chicago Maroon ©Copyright 1984 Friday, October 26, 1984Work/study more efficientBy Karen AndersonThe work/study program forthe 1984-85 school year hasbeen revamped, and reorgan¬ized, making the process forobtaining funds easier. So farthis year, 773 eligible studentshave been placed in jobs, ac¬cording to Christine Freidel,Work/Study Coordinator. Frei¬del said about 30 students whowant work/study jobs are stilllooking for employment.Freidel describedwork/study as “a type of finan¬cial aid. The government funds50 percent of a student’swages. Students are put onwork/study based on need.”The government funding pro¬vides employers with a incen¬tive to hire work/study stu¬dents.“Last year, University workstudy was set up in an entirelydifferent way. Students linedup a job, and then tried to getwork/study funding.” Freidelcommented that such a systemcaused many misunderstand¬ings with employers, especial¬ly if students had started towork, and then found out theydid not qualify forwork/study.“We reversed the processthis year; students received anotice from the University dur¬ing the summer telling them ifthey were granted work/studyaid.” Freidel noted some otherchanges in the program; “Be¬fore, when a student found outthe maximum amount ofmoney he or she could earn forthe year, someone in our officewould divide the sum of moneyby the rate of pay to determinehow many hours a week a stu¬dent could work for the entireyear. This year, students canearn at their own speed. Un¬dergraduates can work 15hours a week, grads 19.5”.Freidel said the new systemhas not only cut down on paperwork, but has “met with verypositive response from the stu¬dents; most like the freedom itgives.”Another improvement citedby Freidel was the enlarge¬ment of the temporary staff inthe work/study office duringthe first few weeks of theschool year. Freidel statedthat the increase from 3 to 11temporary student employeesto aid in getting job informa¬tion ready for students and fill¬ing out necessary forms spedup the process of getting stu¬dents employed considerably.Freidel added that as of Jan¬uary, 1986, the department willalso be on a new payroll sys¬tem. “The students won’t no¬tice it, but it will really cutdown on our paper work.”Third year student DawnCanty, who has a work/studv job in the Admissions Depart¬ment, said the changes in theprogram have made a real im¬provement, “It’s much moreefficient this year, instead ofspending so much time in thework/study office, you figureout details with your employ¬er. I like being able to work dif¬ferent hours each week, de¬pending on what my scheduleis like. It is better for the of¬fice, too, because they don’talways have as much for me todo.” Canty sets up appoint¬ments for alumni interviewswith prospective students outof state, and does secretarialwork in the Admissions De¬partment.Most of the reorganization inthe work/study departmentwas done last year by formerAssistant Director for StudentEmployment, Arnie Arnoff,and the new Assistant Directorfor Student Employment,April Norton, who is currentlyon leave. Freidel, who hasbeen with the program twomonths, said they visited otheruniversities, such as North¬western, De Paul, and Loyola,to get new ideas forwork/study. During the 1983-84 academicyear, it was predicted that 40%of all eligible students wouldwant jobs with work/study.60% turned up asking for fundsand 838 students were placedin jobs, a figure Freidel called“tremendous”. “Not as manystudents are takingwork/study jobs this year. Wethink it may be due to an upsw¬ing in the economy.”Freidel explained thatwork/study jobs come frommany areas of the University.She said clerical, lab, and re¬search assistant positions aresome of the most commonjobs, “We have over 1,000 jobdescriptions listed inour direc¬tories.”Despite revisions, some stu¬dents still find the system con¬fusing. Molly Roberts, a firstyear student in the College,who works at Regenstein Li¬brary, commented, “It can bereally scary when you arriveon campus and think, ‘I’ve gotto find a job now’. It’s confus¬ing to go to the Reynold’s Clubwork/study office and weedthrough all those job listings. Ifinally just heard about an Walter Mondale, the Democratic Presidential candidate,addressed the Chicago Urban League at McCormick Placeearly this week as he begins to wrap up his campaign. TheMaroon will release a poll of student voter opinion in itsNovember 2 issue.Courts must define law, not public policyBy John Kotz“The Justice of the SupremeCourt, like all officers of gov¬ernment, suffer from a chroniccase of arrogance complicatedby the bureaucratic watch¬word, ‘the rules don’t apply tome’,” declared law professorPhilip Kurland at Tuesday’sWoodward Court lecture. “Thedisease is endemic, especiallyin Washington. Unfortunately,there seems to be no antitox¬in.” Kurland therefore calledfor greater effort on the part ofthe judiciary to be guided bythe spirit of moderation in theiractivities.Kurland, one of the UnitedStates’ foremost authorities onconstitutional law, claimedthat the judiciary has not ob¬served the Constitutionallimits placed on its own func¬tions. And he especially em¬phasized that “the Court haslittle to rely on in the Constitu¬tion itself as a basis for its sub¬missive policy-making deci¬sions“Yet , the United StatesCourt Reports are full to burst¬ing with substantive constitu¬tional commands. For the mostpart, these are inventions ofthe Supreme Court rather thancommands of the Constitu¬tion,” said Kurland in the pe¬dantic style that characterizedmuch of his talk.His remarks raised ques¬tions from the audience which helped distinguish where Kur¬land drew the line on the limi¬tation of Court power. Someoneasked what the Court’s respon¬sibility was on the matter of ra¬cial desegregation: “What ifneither the legislative nor ex¬ecutive branches make any ef¬fort to actively control racism?Philip KurlandDoesn’t the Court have the re¬sponsibility to see to it thatsomething is done aboutthis?”Kurland flatly stated, “No,that’s not the Court’s func¬tion.” It is up to the people, hesaid, not the Court, to see thatthese things are attended to, ifthat is what they want done.Other questions showed Kur¬land believed the judiciary didUC social life: image vs. realityBy Helen Markey have special powers to defineterms that might have signifi¬cant legal consequences. Inreference to the Justices’ defi¬nition of a “person”, with re¬spect to abortion laws, anotherquestion asked, “Why shouldthe Supreme Court have the re¬sponsibility to define what a“person is?” (The Constitutionguarantees only for the per¬sons in its constituency.) Kur¬land said “Only the Court hasthe power to make this deci¬sion.”Kurland thus sees the Courtas the legitimate arbiter of de¬cisions which do not fall direct¬ly under the authority of theother branches of government.There is much in the Constitu¬tion to legitimate the Court’spolicy-making in proceduralareas, he said.But he cautioned that wemust remember the limitedarea in which the judiciary ischarged with making substan¬tive policy. Within the realm ofthe common law, that is, in theabsence of Constitution andstatute, “I recognize withouthesitation that judges do andmust legislate,” he said, quot¬ing Justice Holmes.Kurland maintains then thatthe Court has significantpowers which it can and shouldexercise. “I do not deny the ne¬cessity for an independent judi¬ciary to keep the other twobranches within the limits pre¬ scribed by the Constitution andto protect the rights of minori¬ties who are otherwise withoutadequate representatation.”He sees the Constitution asthe sole legitimate authority tolimit the power of the judicia¬ry. But the Constitution can beinterpreted in many ways. Andthe Justices themselves are en¬trusted with the responsibilityof interpreting it.How, then, can the Court beentrusted with this power — tobe given charge of the veryreins which are to hold it at bayor let it roam wildly? Will thesepublic servants use this lever¬age to support only the causesand views of those who ap¬pointed them to office? Kur¬land says no, in agreementwith Justice Rehnquist’s obser¬vations: The Roosevelt Jus¬tices turned out to be anythingbut monolithic in their views.No more contentious and divid¬ed a Court has existed in ourhistory than the so-called NewDeal Court.Kurland continued, “Themore fundamental problem isthe general assumption madethat judges are political ap¬pointees whose function is toexpress and enforce personalor constituent predilections onthe legal, social, economic, andmoral questions that maycome before them for decisionIt is my assertion that a judi-continued on page eightThe U of C “is not as wellknown as it should be,” ac¬cording to Dean of the CollegeDonald Levine. “We offer thehighest quality undergraduateeducation in the country, andyet we continue to be confusedwith the U of I Circle.” So theUniversity has created thePublic Communications Com¬mittee to improve the image ofsocial life at the U of C as theUniversity continues its cam¬paign to actually improvesocial life here.Dean of Students in the Col¬lege, Herman Sinaiko, definedthe aims of the committee as “simply providing the publicwith knowledge of the U of C.”But Levine said that he wantspeople to see that the U of Cisn’t the “grim, grey place it’scracked up to be.”As a result of efforts by thecommittee, the national newsmedia has found a contradic¬tory picture of the University.Articles appeared last sum¬mer in the New York Timesand Chicago Tribune anddescribed the school as both aplace of “social oppression”and “improving social life.”On June 13, the Timesdescribed tne U of C as a“magnet for neurotic juveniles,” while the June 25issue of the Tribune quotedCliff Grammich, fourth-yearstudent in the College, as say¬ing “I’ve had friends visit mewho tell me this school has thehighest per capita weirdo ratioof any school they’ve everseen.” The Tribune article alsoincluded a description of the Uof C that appeared in The In¬sider’s Guide to College thatcalled the U of C campus“socially oppresive andbleak.” While students at theUniversity of Illinois hang outin bars and music clubs, U of Cstudents’ social lives focus onthe Regenstein.continued on page eight Inside:US and Nicaragua:CIA kills, Reagan liesGCJ center spreadTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpttMxbA Lecture Series onRELIGION AND POLITICS1984-1985Autumn QuarterWednesday, November 7: The Most Reverend John J.O'Connor, Archibishopof New YorkTuesday, November 13:Tuesday, November 27: 4:00 p.m., Mandel HallRobert Bork, United StatesCircuit Judge, U.S. Courtof Appeals, District ofColumbia4:00 p.m., Breasted Hall,Oriental InstituteConor Cruise O'Brien,Diplomat, Author4:00 p.m., Breasted Hall,Oriental InstituteWednesday, December 5: Jacek Wozniakowski, Prafessor of Art History,Catholic University ofLublin, Poland4:00 p.m., Breasted Hall,Oriental Institute2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1984NEWSLittle SistersBy Ciaron U'BroinDURING THE PAST year and a half,“little sisters,” female organizationsaffiliated with fraternities, have gainedmomentum. All four fraternities at theU of C currently have a program withapproximately 20 members each, andthe little sisters are becoming increas¬ingly popular. Some students even seethese programs as opening a door forsororities on campus.According to the sisters, the pro¬grams enable women to become moreinvolved in the day-to-day activities ofthe fraternity. Mary Chang, a PhiDelta Theta little sister, said that “itmakes the girls feel like they’re part ofthe fraternity, not just friends of thebrothers.” The sisters help thebrothers set up for parties and clean upafterwards, and in some cases, theyrun the bar during the weekly studybreaks. Steve Dunham, president ofPhi Gamma Delta, said that “The pro¬gram is a necessary social outlet for fe¬males on this campus.”Some people, though, see the sistersin a different light. One sophomore girl,not a sister, said “The function of thesisters is to attract more girls to thefrat so that the brothers can have a bet¬ter social life. They are being used.”Ernest Fielder, a brother of AlphaDelta Phi said of the sisters “They’reworthless. They add absolutely nothingof value to the house.”IN ORDER TO BECOME A SISTER,usually one must be voted in first by thepresent sisters and then by the brothersof the fraternity. Occasionally this sys¬tem is a source of conflict. One AlphaDelt member recalled that “a girl wasvoted down by the sisters who most cer¬tainly would have been voted in by thebrothers. She was a girlfriend of one ofthe brothers. The sisters voted herdow-n just because they didn’t likeher.” He went on to mention that thebrothers might install an override poli¬cy to prevent this from happeningagain.Regardless of the function or role ofthe little sisters, the increasing interest flourish at UCin their programs could be interpretedas a need for sororities on campus. In¬deed, some sisters see the programs asthe first step to establishing a sorority.Margie Thomas, president of the PhiDelt sisters, has made preliminary in¬quiries about establishing a DeltaDelta Delta chapter on this campus. Ifa sorority is opened on campus, manysisters feel that a good deal of supportcan be expected from the various littlesister programs.U of C buys law centerIn mid-September, the Universitypurchased the American Bar Center,1155 60th Street. Jonathan Kleinbard,vice-president for the University newsand community affairs, said, “No deci¬sions have been made yet,” on how theAmerican Bar Center will be used.According to Kleinbard, the Univer¬sity is reviewing the needs of differentdepartments in the University to deter¬mine how to use the four-w ing complex.In addition, Kleinbard mentioned thatalthough the University constantlyreviews these needs, the reviewbecomes more intense with the acquisi¬tion of additional space. Kleinbard em¬phasized that the American Bar Centerhas an “extremely important loca¬tion.” Kleinbard refused to mentionhow much the University paid for thebuilding.Work/Studycontinued from page onefinally just heard about an opening atthe Regenstein coffee shop. We feedthe Reg rats.”Freidel hopes to improve thework/study plan by adding more un¬dergraduate jobs to the program. Shestressed that there are still jobs avail¬able, and that any work/study studentswho are having problems finding em¬ployment should come to the Careerand Placement Services Office on thesecond floor of Reynold’s Club from8:30 a.m. to 12 noon, and 1 to 5 p.m.,Monday through Friday to receivecounseling.ACADEMIC QUIZ COMPETITIONINTRODUCTORY MEETING!MONDAY, OCT. 29,9:00 p.m.IDA NOYES HALL LIBRARYQUESTIONS?Call Mike Day 684-8217(FUNDED by SGFC)presents: PHOTO BY RAJ NANDAThe University now owns the American Bar Center building whichstands vacant on 60th Street.Dissident talksExiled Soviet dissident Michail Ma¬karenko claims that 167 million peoplehave died in the Soviet Union while inSoviet forced labor camps and prisons.Makarenko has made that claim beforethe United States Senate. On October12, he made it again before an audienceat an Alpha Delta Phi literary event.Makarenko showed the group hisfilm. Remembrance, a documentaryrelating how he and a group of sovietdissidents unearthed human remainsfrom a mass grave site, and buriedthem in the Kremlin. After the film, heI fielded questions about his treatmentby Soviet authorities. Makarenko wasaided by interpreter Sasha Gimelfarb.Imprisoned by the Soviets for thefirst time in 1963, when he challengedstate authority by organizing a small factory strike. Makarenko spent 11years in prisons and psychiatric hospi¬tals in the USSR.Makarenko is president of The Soci¬ety for Reseach for Problems and Cul¬ture Under Totalitarianism. He testi¬fied before the United States Senate onthe use of forced labor to build theTrans-Siberian pipeline, and is now-touring the US. Due to his beliefs, hewas asked to leave the Soviet Union in1977.Makarenko's lecture is one of themany literary events which will be pre¬sented this year by Alpha Delta Phi. It•was attended by fraternity members,and invited guests, who were treated todinner and drinks as well as the filmand lecture.WITH EACH DINNER!ONE-HALF BARBECUED CHICKEN DINNER $099WITH BARBECUED BEANS. COLE SLAW & SALAD MBEEF KABOB DINNER $019WITH BARBECUED BEANS. COLE SLAW & SALAD WCHARBROILED BROOK TROUT DINNER $029WITH BARBECUED BEANS. COLE SLAW & SALAD1/2-LB. CHARBROILED SKIRT STEAK DINNER $029WITH BARBECUED BEANS. COLE SLAW & SALADBate: 6tl 26, 1984mime: 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.Blate: International Douse, east loungeTake a break frem your studies; cometo our first (and certainly not the lost)party of the year.spaoaarad by S6FC.Not a Costume Party,So Come a« You Are! Other Sunday Favorites...FREE BAG OF CHIPS WITH EACH ORDER!LOX, BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE $ 1 491/2-LB. CHARBROILED STEAKBURGER Sg471/2-LB. CHAR-DOG $2*7And...DELI SANDWICHES!On Sunday, for your convenience, we also carry mostof our posted deli sandwiches. Our staff willbe happy to assist you with your selection!ONLY ON IIADDV’CSUNDAY AT IVIVllIl V WIN HUTCHINSON COMMONSOPEN SUNDAY FROM 11 A.M TO 8 P.M.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1964—3COLUMN LETTERSThe BylineA couple of years ago, I went to seeCharlton Heston, famous for his role asTaylor in the Planet of the Apes films,turns, speak as a guest of the Universi¬ty at that beehive-like building somelike to call Pierce Tower. Since then, Ihaven’t felt the urge to listen to anotherguest lecturer or speaker here at the Uof C. The only reason I went to see Hes¬ton was that he was a physical, ratherthan an intellectual, heavy-weight (heseemed to be six-foot-three and hadshoulders that wouldn’t fit through adoorway very easily).1 don’t want to criticize the peoplewho invite the likes of Felix Browder tospeak on subjects whose titles typicallybegin something like, “A Critical Ex¬amination of the Socio-economic Rami¬fications and Deviations of...”, but whycan’t we have an occasional “normal”guest speaker. Brown University invit¬ed Berke Breathed, creator of BloomCounty, to speak there, and, from whatI hear, he was the most successfulguest speaker Brown has ever had andI don’t think it was because the fore¬question on the students’ minds was,“What do you think of the University ofUtopia, and do you believe it shouldstock cyanide capsules to distribute tothe students, should they not be able tocope with the pressures of Finals-Week?” The questions the studentsasked Breathed were more like, “Whydid you kill Bill the Cat?” (note: I be¬lieve that Bill has very recently beenreincarnated, but it seems that his ex¬tended bout with rigormortis has notchanged him for the better).This is not an isolated incident — lotsof people asked Breathed why he killedBill the Cat. Another university, OhioState, invited Frank Zappa, father ofValley-girl Moon Unit, and singer ofsuch greats as Dental Floss, to speakthere. Now, I know that Zappa can’t re¬ally be classed as “normal”, but I’msure that his zaniness brought a breathof fresh air to a student-body in thethroes of the intellectual inquiry/partycycle.I can think of two reasons why wecan’t have “normal” people as guestspeakers. First, the people who inviteour guests are intellectual heavy¬weights themselves and perhapswouldn’t find Berke Breathed or Frank by Rick StabileZappa to be stimulating enough. Andsecond, maybe the inviters don’t feelthey have the funds to wine, dine, andpossibly pay a person as famous asBreathed, let alone Frank Zappa. Thisseems a paradox because they did havethe funds for Heston, but you must re¬member that this is the University ofChicago.Since the guest speakers are for thestudents’ benefit, and since I, too, am astudent, I’d like to suggest to the in¬viters some potential guests that maybe of general interest to us. (Actually,these are just some people I’d like tosee here, and hope that everyone elsewould too.)Divine. Yes, I’d truly love to see thisluscious five-hundred pound transves¬tite, who sniffed her way through Po¬lyester, and ate fresh dog-do in PinkFlamingoes, give a Woodward CourtLecture. A couple of questions I’d askhim/her would be, “What did it tastelike?” and, “Could you please, pleasegive me the dazzlingly beautiful MinkStole’s phone number/” Unfortunately,Divine, like Heston’s shoulders, mightnot fit through the doorway very easi¬ly-Director and screenwriter DavidLynch, whose most recent accomplish¬ment is Dune, but most baffling is Era-serhead, would be terrific. He couldanswer such questions as, “What wasthe barber in Reynolds Club trying toprove when he gave the protagonist ofEraserhead his haircut?”And, finally, I’d like to see SteveDahl, the afternoon DJ on WLS-AM,make an appearance here. I don’t knowwhy, but I think he’d be a lot more funto see than Felix Browder. And I’msure he’d be more than happy to startthe Hyde Park chapter of the Homo-Club.There are a lot of other people who’dprove interesting and refreshing, likeTim O’Donell, owner of Brewin’ Beer,some of the stewardesses from Alitalia,Italy’s ofiicial airline, and perhapseven Mitch Coleman, the Chicago-based free-lance writer.Oh, the dreariness of constant intel¬lectual inquiry — if only the guestspeaker inviters would invite Divine(actually, I’d prefer the Italian stew¬ardesses) to come and take me awayfrom it all! Lurvey apology?To the editor:On 10/16 L.D. Lurvey wrote abigoted, offensive column. Yet howdoes he reply to those who expressedtheir anger and disgust? Instead ofapologizing, he writes (on 10/23) “Nowthat I’ve gotten your attention I’ll try tobe more innocuous.” Lurvey impliesthat the response to his column was un¬warranted, that people overreacted.Lurvey does not understand that he isnot at all funny; he is, in fact, highly of¬fensive. The Maroon should exercisemore intelligent and more sensitiveeditorial judgement.Hilary EinhornStudent in the CollegeDU frat is “coed”To the editor: „This letter is written in response tothe Maroon’s recent article concerningsororities, or rather the lack ofsororities, on campus. The article sug¬gests that women interested in this sortof organization should consider the op¬tion of “becoming a ‘little sister’ at oneof the five fraternities on campus.”For the record, we would like to pointout that at Delta Upsilon, there are no“little sisters.” We are a co-ed fraterni¬ty. All members of our organization,men and women alike, enjoy equalstanding.Delta Upsilon challenges the otherfraternities to renounce the sexist prac¬tice of relegating women to thedegrading and offensive status of “lit¬tle sisters” (are there “big brothers”?)and instead, accept them as fullmembers. If they are not considered tobe good enough to be members, whatexactly are they considered to be goodfor?Sincerely,The Members of D U.Sorensen’s thenext McCarthyTo the editor:I thought when I came to the U of Cthat it was an intellectual school. So Iwas quite surprised when I read Steven “Joe McCarthy” Sorensen’s article onhow Nicaragua is part of that dirty nas¬ty Commie conspiracy. I was quite sur¬prised to see presented in your paper asthe “other side of the story” the ideathat foreign leaders who put theirpeoples’ interest ahead of big businessinterests are commies to be put on our“hit list.” I assume you can do betterthan that.Stansfield SmithMaroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must besubmitted to the Maroon office, room303 in Ida Noyes.Letters and viewpoints must be dou¬ble spaced. The Maroon reserves ‘Jieright to decide what material to pub¬lish. All letters and viewpoints are sub¬ject to standard editing for grammar,length, clarity, and"libelous content. Allletters'must be signed by the authorand cdntain the author’s address andphone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheldupon request.Signed editorials and commentariesrepresent the opinions of the author.Unsigned editorials represent the con¬census of the editorial board’s opin¬ion.NEWSEditor resignsCliff Grammich, editor-in-chief ofThe Chicago Maroon, submitted a let¬ter of resignation Thursday. Gram¬mich cited personal and academic rea¬sons in the letter for resigning.Grammich has been on a leave of ab¬sence since the second week of Octoberbecause he was recovering from a boutwith mononeucleosis. He said in the let¬ter that he is now’ completely reco¬vered.* Staff members will elect a newMaroon editor Sunday night.Reagan’s weapon policy is too expensive, impracticalThe idea of controlling or eliminating nuclearweapons is almost as old as the existence of theweapons themselves. Shortly after World War II theBaruch plan was proposed as a method of getting ridof nuclear weapons. Ever since then, efforts havebeen made to gain some control over the course ofthe nuclear arms race. The case for arms control hasgrown over the past decade as the development ofweapons and strategy has brought both sides to a po¬sition where preemptive use of nuclear weaponsmight be both feasible and called for. Since both su¬perpowers possess enough weapons to destroy eachother many times over, and there are no guaranteesa nuclear exchange once started would remain limit¬ed, some solution is needed before technology andstrategy outstrip our ability to control the use of nu¬clear weapons.An election year is an opportune time to accesshow arms control efforts have fared over the pastfour years. Let us then take a look at the Reagan Ad¬ministration’s arms control record.The Reagan Administration has sought to portrayitself as interested in the arms control process. In thevice-presidential debate George Bush said, “the firstthing he (the President) did when he came into officewas make a proposal on the most destabilizing weap¬ons of all, START.” This statement is a good examp¬le of the dissembling that passes for the Administra¬tion’s position on arms control. “The first thing” theReagan Administration did when it came into officewas propose the largest peacetime military budgetin the history of the United States, approximately$1.7 trillion over Reagan’s first term. Moreover, theAdministration sought to fund every major nuclearweapons system — the MX missile, the B-l bomber,the Trident II D-5 missle, the Pershing II missile andthe cruise missile. It is only within the ‘war is peace’logic of the Reagan Administration that a massivenuclear build-up becomes a sincere effort for armscontrol.Eleven months passed before the Administrationoutlined its first arms control proposal, the so-called‘zero option’. Contrary to what George Bush asserts,this proposal did not deal with strategic nuclearweapons (“the most destabilizing of all”) but withintermediate-nuclear forces. Under this formula theSoviet Union was to remove all of its deployed mis¬siles, in return the US would not deploy any PershingII or land-based cruis>e inis»siie5> in Europe. A_detailed analysis of the zero-option would be lengthy; let itsuffice to quote a critique from a man who shouldknow, former Secretary of State, Alexander Haig,who wrote in his book Caveat, “the Zero Option...wasnot negotiable. It was absurd to expect the Soviets todismantle an existing force...in exchange for a prom¬ise from the United States not to deploy a missleforce that we had not yet begun to build.”In May 1982, over a year after taking office, Presi¬dent Reagan made his proposal for reductions instrategic nuclear weapons — START. START was toreduce the amount of nuclear warheads on land-based ICBMs. Yet, it too was not negotiable. As onedefense analyst noted, “since the Reagan Adminis¬tration’s terms require reductions by two-thirds inSoviet land-based missiles in return for a net in¬crease in US forces” agreement was unlikely. (Thereason US forces would increase is because cruisemissiles were not affected by START and they repre¬sent a significant part of the US increase in nuclearweapons.)As the record shows the Administration got off toless than a flying start on arms control. The six presi¬dents prior to Ronald Reagan produced viable armscontrol agreements with the Soviet Union. RonaldReagan has not achieved a single treaty. Why is thisso? His record is not so surprising when one con¬siders that Ronald Reagan has opposed every armscontrol agreement ever negotiated with the SovietUnion. Moreover, one gets the uncomfortable feelingthat President Reagan has not mastered the factsthat would allow him to play the crucial leadershiprole in arms control negotiations. On October 16,1983, the New York Times reported that “Two weeksago,...the President told a group of Congressmenthat he had not realized until recently that most ofthe Soviet Union’s nuclear defenses were concentrat¬ed in the system of heavy land-based missiles. Mr.Reagan reportedly added that he realized now (al¬most three years after coming to office, and a yearand a half after this first START proposal) that hisproposals for the Soviets to dismantle their heaviestmissiles, without similar concessions by the UnitedStates were interpreted by many as one-sided.”In short Ronald Reagan’s answer to the nuclear di¬lemma is not to limit or halt the arms race. Rather itis to build more and more weapons. If he is reelect¬ed, his military budget could total $2.6 trillion for theperiod 1982-89. By comparison, in the preceding 35 years the US spent $2.3 trillion on the military. In ad¬dition, Reagan has proposed pursuing a star wars,space-based defensive weapons system. Even if thiswere technically feasible the costs would be astro¬nomical. Some estimates suggest costs in excess of$100 billion. Is the continuation of the arms race arealistic solution for dealing with our security dilem¬mas, and for meeting the social and economic needsof America? Trillions of dollars for defense are notgoing to buy us our security. As more sophisticatednuclear weapons are added to the arsenals of the su¬perpowers we are likely to become less, not more se¬cure. Meanwhile our society will suffer social andeconomic dislocations as money is poured into themilitary-industrial complex. This is the bright futurethat the Reagan record holds for us. It is a recordworth refuting come November 6.Joshua HandlerFirst-year graduate studentMondale/TrumanRemarkably, no one seems to be noticing the cor¬rect historical analogy to apply to this year’s Presi¬dential race. In the face of polls showing him consis¬tently 10 to 30 percentage points behind RonaldReagan, Walter Mondale invokes the inspirationalbut cobwebbed tale of Harry S. Truman’s 1948 upsetvictory, even though the incumbent Truman’sscrappy appeal was probably more like Reagan’sthan like Mondale’s. But a better and far more re¬cent comparison can be made by recalling a racethat occurred just two years ago.When he ran for re-election as Governor of Illinoisin 1982, Republican James R. Thompson was widelyregarded by the media much the way Reagan istoday: as generally well-liked and a formidablecampaigner, especially via TV. Thompson, like Rea¬gan, ran a well-funded campaign stressing his imageof strong leadership, and though accused of enjoyingtoo “imperial” a style in office, he seemed to havedeflected most of this criticism while racking up en¬dorsements, and large leads in the polls, on his wayto “inevitable” victory.Thompon’s Democratic challenger, former Sena¬tor Adlai Stevenson III, was, like Mondale, alreadywell-known to voters and generally well-regarded,continued on page five4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1984VIEWPOINTSBrown students tell reasons for poison pillsfn kin 7nnf nnliimn T H T fin/oi/ monfiVin/aW * ■In his last column L. D. Lurvey mentioned theBrown University referendum on the stocking of sui¬cide pills for use in case of nuclear war. Below is anexplanatory letter sent by the students who made theoriginal proposal to stock cyanide in the Universityini rmary. By James Koebelmanl\am a member of the Brown University group,“S.\ idents for Suicide Tablets.” Much of the publicityhas distorted our message, by emphasizing the word,“suicide”. For example, a New York Times headlineread, “Students to Vote on Suicide”. It is importantthat our ideas be understood.Our referendum, which passed by a 60 percent ma¬jority, but is not binding on the University, requeststhat “suicide tablets be stocked at Brown’s HealthServices, for optional student use, in the event of anuclear war”. This is not a suicidal or defeatist ap¬proach to the threat of nuclear war. It is aimed atdispelling the notion that we could survive such a ho¬locaust. Suicide pills negate civil defense. In a nu¬clear war, there is no defense (unless, perhaps, youare a general or a president, with access to deep un¬derground shelters). Hoping for survival is danger¬ous, because it makes the idea of nuclear war moreacceptable, and thus increases the chances that itcould occur.Many Brown students voted for the referendum toexpress their fear and despair, in a purely symbolicway. Others actually want Brown to stockpile thepills, because they consider the threat of nuclear wara very real one. Would the idea of suicide seem sobizzare, if you were dying a slow, painful death fromradiation sickness? It would be more akin to euthan¬asia. Would it be dangerous to stockpile poison on acollege campus? Well, the chemistry building atBrown is already chock-full of deadly substances, in¬cluding cyanide, that could be used by some unbal¬anced person to harm himself or others. Suicide pillscould be secured in a vault, and would pose nodanger. By stockpiling real pills, we would empha¬size that nuclear war is a real threat. The missiessure are real.But arms control is not enough. Even if both sidescut their stockpile of nuclear warheads by half, therewould still be enough firepower with which to destroyourselves. Better relations with Moscow are essen¬tial. This means more than simply meeting with theSoviets. It entails, among other things, a re-evalua-tion of our position in the world vis a vis the SovietUnion and the Third World. Should we continue toconfuse internal, popular revolutions with Soviet ex¬ pansionism? Why did the Administration smother(for six months) a government report stating thatthe Soviets are not controlling Nicaragua? Our dog¬matic, inflexible approach to leftist governments is,ironically, pushing these countries towards the Sovi¬et Union, and developing new opportunities for a con¬flict that could go nuclear. We must correctly evaluate when our security is being threatened, and whenit is not. And we must not only stop the anti-Sovietrhetoric, but also communicate to Moscow our sin¬cere desire to co-exist in peace. This may seem naiveto some, but it is less naive than equating greaternumbers of missiles with greater security).Mondalecontinued from page fourbut he suffered from the same flaws as Mondale —and as his own father, Adlai II, who twice lost thePresidency to Eisenhower. Specifically, Stevensonwas a poor speaker with a disorganized campaign,and so severely vulnerable on the leadership ques¬tion that for a while the race was dominated by whatbecame famous as the “wimp issue.” (“Wimp” is aterm one can find in association with Mondale in thisyear’s political commentary.)Even in taking the offensive, Stevenson resembledMondale. His key strategies involved naming a fe¬male running mate, and accusing the incumbent ofhaving secret plans to raise taxes. In response,Thompson, like Reagan, portrayed his challenger asan old-style taxer-spender, and himself as an opti¬mistic proponent of the high-tech future.Mondale probably has not sought comfort fromthis analogy because Stevenson did in fact lose, asthe polls said he would. But those polls, right up toelection day, were predicting 20-point-plus margins— greater than the margins by which Mondale trailsReagan today. Everyone was stunned, therefore,when the election came out a virtual tie. Onlythrough favorable court rulings did Thompson even¬tually get a miniscule 5,000-vote (0.14 percent) leadto stand up as the winning margin. Instead of bury¬ing Stevenson by the predicted 60 votes per precinct,Thomspon squeaked by on less than one-half of onevote per precinct.No one is sure why this happened, and of courseone can point to imperfections in any analogy. But itdoes appear that new voter recruitment and propor¬tionally heavier-than usual voting by blacks were These ideas are not new, and they are only some ofthe ways in which to avoid nuclear war. But the Rea¬gan Administration has done nothing in this direc¬tion. The purpose of requesting suicide pills for useafter a nuclear war is to show the urgency of theproblem, to show that students are afraid, that theyconsider nuclear war a distinct possibility in their fu¬ture, and that they consider such a war unendurable.The government must discard “defensive” star-wars weapons projects and dubious civil defenseplans. We must act now, before a war is started, toprevent nuclear suicide.important factors in the Illinois race, as was, per¬haps, the very fact that the pollsters’ lopsided proj¬ections encouraged Thompson voters to stay home.These factors could all figure in this year’s Presi¬dential race, as the political trends that helpedHarry Truman along cannot.Most importantly, the 1982 race proved that proj¬ections of actual votes based on even the latest poll¬ing techniques can be ludicrously inaccurate, andthat media assumptions about an incumbent’s “pop¬ularity” are just that — self-reinforcing assump¬tions, not facts.Of course, even if Mondale ends up losing by acomparably tiny margin, he still loses, and in a Pres¬idential race the electoral college victory can provedecisive where the popular vote is not. But a 0.14 per¬cent margin, or anything close to it, can just as easi¬ly go the other way, too. And a narrow victory forReagan, especially in the face of a predicted land¬slide, could hobble the President politically in hissecond term, just as Thompson’s “victory” forcedhim into a low profile and may have doused his ambi¬tions for higher office.In this respect, the Stevenson analogy holds somehope for Democrats beyond Walter Mondale’s ownfortunes. Sudden and dramatic evidence that Rea¬gan never was as widely well-regarded out in thecountry as the gurus at the anchor desk had assumedhe was could radically re-orient the news media’scareful treatment of him. It just might re-focus theirattention on the unpopularity that pollsters alreadyascribe to many of his policies. Perhaps it could alsorevitalize Democratic opposition in Congress and, fi¬nally, puncture that “Teflon” coating that protectsReagan at the expense of dispiriting the whole politi¬cal process.Jeff Smith3rd year Graduate student in EnglishThe NORTH SIDEMAROON EXPRESSRIDES AGAINGET OUT OF HYDE PARK...LET THE MAROON EXPRESS TAKE YOUDOWNTOWN AND UP NORTH IN COMFORT AND STYLE....... see “Amadeus” and “Buckaroa Banzai” at the Chestnut Station Theatre—get off atthe Water Tower... see “A Life” now showing at the Body Politic Theatre—call 871-3000 for ticketinfo—get off at Grant Hospital stop and head north on Lincoln for a block or so.... check out the Folk Music at “Holsteins”—Claudia Schmidt this weekend—get off atGrant Hospital—call 327-3331 for info.... 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VIEWPOINTSFaculty ROTC opinion shows “psychological” faultsBy Paul Hamil BeattieI wish at this time to express my distress about thedisposition of an article concerning the “separationof school and ROTC” which appeared on the firstpage of the October 5th issue of The Chicago Maroon;I apologize in advance for my belated response, yetwhat I have to say remains relevant now and for thefuture.There are many people at ourfine University who would, be¬cause of their own passivity andfear, disapprove of the appear¬ance of a cleancut martial figureupon our campus. I, in contrast,am unimpressed with the sham¬bling, uncongealed mounds ofprotoplasm who now occasionallyshuffle, with crusty dejectedcountenance across campus.The article which I wish to address indicated thatthe honorable dean, Herman Sinaiko, would be “verywilling to be persuaded” by the views of a body ofprofessors who feel very strongly against any con¬nection with the military, however innocuous, pre¬sumably because they feel that such a link would“militarize the University of Chicago.” Becausethese professors have a personal psychological con¬flict with the military-, and because they have found areceptive if not sycophantic ear in Sinaiko, the samearticle reports that our good Dean declared in an in¬terview that the possibility of an ROTC base oncampus “has never been under consideration.” NowI have little personal interest in the ROTC; I wouldnot participate in the program if it were ubiquitoushere. Yet I must confess that I was horrified to readthat in one of the most advanced American institu¬tions of liberal thinking, in a place which supposedlyembodies a free exchange of ideas, we should findthe opportunities offered to the student body limitedby the political dogmatism and activist-interventionof an anonymous band of professors.I do not wish to be overly dramatic, nor do I wish toseem pugnacious, yet I ask the reader: How is a re¬fusal to allow those who are interested in participat¬ing in ROTC to express this interest on campus con¬sistent with free thought and a liberal outlook, andhow is it different in principle from burning certain “undesirable” books (or people) or preventing cer¬tain speakers, or representatives of an unpopularviewpoint, from appearing on campus? Each of usaskance at certain groups or activities which ourneighbors may practice, yet it is at the core of liberalthought and democracy that we should learn to betolerant of these practices so long as they do not con¬flict with any of our commonly recognized rights.There are many people at our fine University whowould, because of their own passivity and fear, dis¬approve of the appearance of a cleancut martial fig¬ure with crisp military stride upon our campus. I, incontrast, am unimpressed with the shambling, un¬congealed mounds of protoplasm who now occasion¬ally shuffle, with crusty, dejected countenance,across campus.The reader will no doubt wonder why there is fer¬vent opposition to a program which need not bebrought into existence at cost to the University ofChicago, and which could prove lucrative and prod¬uctive for those students on campus who wish to par¬ticipate in the ROTC program. Why, the readermight ask, this intractable stance towards ROTC, aprogram which would require no funding, when theseadamant professors are no doubt receptive to allow¬ing, indeed to funding, the existence of many otheractivities and special interest groups, such as GALAand various student unions, which while meritableare probably regrded by the population at large asmore expendable and restrictive in their appeal?Why shoud it be more difficult, for example, for stu¬dents to serve their country in a military role, there¬by paying their way through this expensive institu¬tion, than it is for one homosexual to meet another oflike disposition at a university-funded party, or ablack student to meet with other black students todiscuss their common historical past. Certainly it isbecause there is a group of professors, with unre¬solved psychological problems centering aroundAggression”, while, thankfully, there is no compa¬rable group of professors seeking to prevent the es¬tablishment of other activities and groups.These fearful professors have “politicized” our in¬stitution by attempting to restrict the experiences ofour student body to those consistent with their ownemasculate dispositions. They have arrogated tothemselves the position of passing judgement onwhat our institution must espouse, without consult¬ing the student body, and have thereby made putridthe very essence of liberal thought. It is not for theseprofessors to pass judgement on which activities arereasonable and which are not. If there is even an in-finitessimal minority of our students who wish to have an ROTC program, or a Jewish fraternity, or aspeech society, or anything else, then it is your dutyto suppress your own limbic responses to such an or¬ganization and evaluate whether it has as much ob¬jective merit, given the costs, of the activities cur¬rently allowed by your beneficiaries to exist.There may be some who feel that I exaggerate thesignificance of these professors’ resistance to the es¬tablishment of an ROTC base here at the Universityof Chicago. Let me therefore involve the reader emo¬tionally by pointing out that the question of whetherROTC should be permitted to exist on campus bearscertain similarity, in principle, to the que stion ofwhether abortions should be permitted to those trou¬bled mothers who desire them. Both ROTC and abor¬tions are reasonable options which can be madeavailable to those interested without requiring theparticipation of those who are disinterested or am¬bivalent. In both cases there is a group of primitiveIf there is even an infintessimalminority of our students who wishto have an ROTC program, or aJewish fraternity, or a speech so¬ciety, or anything else then it isyour duty to suppress your ownlimbic responses to such an orga¬nization and evaluate whether ithas as much objective merit,given the costs, of the activitiescurrently allowed by your benefi-cence to exist.dogmatists who wish to do us all the service of dictat¬ing what our opinions should be by imposing on ustheir own value judgements. If you are truly a liberalthinker, in the non-political sense of the word, thenyou will concur that allowing an option is always bet¬ter and more just (for it restricts fewer) than not al¬lowing an option. You believe that people with dif¬ferent interests and dispositions can nonethelesscoexist in harmony so long as none of these pursuitsoffend anything more than the sensibilities of thosewho find them unpalatable. 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Will you?AmericanRed CrossTheChicagoMaroon\6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1984W-.VWV.'C VO'Cf-r.rt , r^fJO >.11rmftrrrrtiFfiti >Tffyyyfy»r»t w* wru ri rw^otrt ww » e ittyrrpyMidnight Madness - Tonight At Spin-ltEvery Record-Cassette andCompact Disc in the store is23% off our regular price!Friday October 26th 9 PM-2 AMHere are a few of the thousands of recordsincluded in this great sale5.99 6.61 5.99 5.995.99 5.99 5.99 5.99STEVE MILLER BANDItalian X Rays5.99 5.99 5.99 5.995.99DON'T MISS THIS SALE!Shop EarlyFor Best Selection Spin-it1444 E. 57th684*1505 Master CardVisaCAshand checks with I.D.Spin-lt now, Spin-lt later, but Spin-ltI fsrfrrrrl^ffffttrrrttfffrtrrf ***** CffffThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1984-7NEWSPublicitycontinued from page oneOn the other hand, the Times andTribune also focused on some of thenew U of C image that seems to belaboriously emerging. In the Tribunearticle, Bill Coplin is quoted as saying,“Students now are less likely to bewalking around with pocketcalculators on their belts and morelikely to be lying in the sun listening tothe radio,” and states “students andfaculty members say they have noticedan upsurge in participation in music,theatre, and other extracurricular ac¬tivities.”Both articles also mentioned theMaroon shuttle bus, the quarterlyfestivals, and the new C-shop, all ofwhich demonstrate the efforts on thepart of the faculty to change the school.The Lascivious Costume Ball and theinfamous Kuviasungerk pinpointed thenew U of C image. The Times said ofKuviasungnerk, “participants readpoems about winter and gave firesidelectures on arctic food... there was anessay contest on the etymology ofKuviasungnerk.” The Tribune articlecomments however, “What qualifiesas frivolity at the U of C is apparentlyanything not directly related tolibraries books and research papers.”Though both articles mention somerevival of athletics at the U of C, theTimes article adds at the end, thatHanna Gray says, “I’m the only col¬lege president in the country who is notinformed when the football coachleaves.” Nevertheless, the Tribunerelates the faculty-student footballgame which resulted in a lot of pulledmuscles, “unfamiliar injuries only afew years ago at the U of C.”Students have observed some ofthese recent changes in the campusduring the past few years. TassoKaper, in the Times article, com¬ments, “The UC salute used to be turnyour head 45 degrees away fromanyone when you walked by... Now youdon’t see that.” Irene Conley, head ofstudent activities cites an increase instudent involvement in campus ac¬ tivities over the past few years. TheTimes article states, “Intercollegiateathletics are becoming a force in aschool that for many years had no foot¬ball team.”The Tribune and the Times articledepict the U of C as academicallydemanding, but more social than itsimage lets it be. But whether or not Uof C image changes remains to be seen.There are many aspects of the schoolthat seem firmly rooted, evidenced bythe nature of diversions students pur¬sue, the Times article entitled, as going“well beyond the typical round of pa¬jama parties and dances.” Levine addsthat even though U of C isn’t totally thegrim, grey place the rest of the worldsees it as, well, it is partially that.continued from page 1ciary which is merely a handmaiden tothe political forces of our common¬wealth is incompetent to enforce therule of law. I insist, therefore, that it isnot the Court’s function to make publicpolicy to guide our nation.”Public policy may be divided into thesubstantive and the procedural. In theConstitution, the public policy ex¬pressed there is essentially procedural,according to Kurland. “The Court has,however, taken upon itself to write sub¬stantive consititutional rules at will.The judiciary now exerts will as well asjudgment, if not yet force” he said.Acceptance of this “benevolent dicta¬torship” compromises the future. “Thewill of the most enlightened Court is notthe same as the will of the elected rep¬resentatives of the people,” he said,quoting A.A. Berle.Kurland's solution to the problem ofexcessive Court power included settinga maximum term of 15 years for Jus¬tices. He also suggested that if theCourt needs a new guiding philosophy,that it should try Learned Hand’s spiritof moderation, “the temper which doesnot press a partisan advantage to itsbitter end, which feels a unity betweenall citizens, which recognizes theircommon fate and their common aspira¬tions — in a word, which has faith in thesacredness of the individual.” PHOTO BY ANGELA HASNERThis sculpture hangs in the lobbyof new Crerar Library on the Univer¬sity’s science quad. Costing overone million dollars, the three-storystructure has its own lighting andsun roof. lecture notesSheldon Kimmel, economist with USDepartment of Justice and U of C alum¬nusFriday, 8:30 p.m.Hillel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn.Kimmel will speak at a Hillel forumon economics and Jewish law.* * *Harden McConnell, Department ofChemistry at Stanford UniversityMonday, 4p.m.HGS 101McConnell will lecture on “Structureand Function of Membranes.” Present¬ed by the U of C department of chemis¬try. * * *Will T. Provine, professor of the his¬tory of science at Cornell UniversityMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday; 8p.m.Hinds 101Provine will give a series of lectureson geneticists and human race dif¬ferences. Monday’s talk is entitled“The Rise of Modern Genetics and theBiology of Race.” On Tuesday, Provinewill lecture on “The UNESCO State¬ments on Race of 1950 and 1951.” Hewill close out the series on Wednesdayby speaking on “The Genetic Society ofAmerica Resolution on Genetics, Race,and Intelligence, 1973-1976.” These lec¬tures are part of the Arnold W. RavinMemorial Lectures 1984-85 series.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St.. Chicago, Illinois, 60637. 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TheMaroons, defending conference cham¬pions, finished a close third with 59points.The singles competition played tocompletion on Saturday, featured asingle elimination format. EachMaroon player was seeded in herrespective draw based on outstandingseasonal performance. At first singles,senior captain Jane Look, defendingconference champion, garnered the topseed. Look won her quarterfinal matchagainst St. Norbert’s top player 3-6, 6-4,6-3. However, Look was upset in thesemi-final by the number four seedfrom Ripon 6-1,6-3.Senior Beth Fama, defending con¬ference champion at second singles,seeded second and finished second.Fama won her quarterfinal matchagainst Illinois College 6-1, 6-1, and hersemifinal against the number threeseed from Lawrence, 6-1, 6-4. Famaplayed valiantly in the championshipmatch against the top player fromLake Forest yet came up short, 6-4, 6-3.At third singles, senior CarenGauvreau, last year’s runner-up atnumber three, was awarded the topseed based on her impressive 5-1record. Gauvreau won her quarterfinalmatch against Knox 6-1, 6-7, 6-3, yetsuffered a heartbreaking loss to thethird seeded player from Grinnell 6-3,6-3.At fourth singles, senior StephanieFalk garnered the top seed based onher outstanding 7-0 record. Falk wonher opening match against Lawrence 6-1, 6-2 and emerged victorious in a toughsemifinal match against Beloit 6-2, 5-7,6-3. Falk, after little rest, fought a tough match in the championshipagainst the second seeded player fromLake Forest yet came up short 6-4,6-3.Junior Krista Choi, seeded fourth atnumber five singles, lost a disappoin¬ting opening round match against Grin¬nell 7-5, 7-6 (7-3). Choi went on to winthe consolation finals against thenumber five player from Monmouth.At sixth singles, freshman JaneBohman, seeded second, finished se¬cond. Bohman beat Lawrence in thequarterfinal match 6-2, 2-6, 6-0 andeasily won her semifinal match againstLake Forest 6-1, 6-3. Bohman wentdown in the championship match to thetop seeded player from St. Norbert 6-2,6-4. points and Chicago was second with 42.However the Maroons’ doubles teams,all seeded number one, could not quitepull it out on Sunday. At first doubles,Look and Fama, the defending cham¬pions at number one, won their openingmatch against St. Norbert 7-6, 6-3 yetwere upset in the semifinals byLawrence, the fourth seeded team 6-4,6-3.At second doubles, Falk andBohman, the top rated team, wereupset in the quarterfinals by a toughBeloit squad in three sets, 5-7, 6-3, 7-6.They went on to qualify for the consola¬tion finals yet lost to a duo fromLawrence, the second seeded team.Lastly, Gauvreau and junior CarrieAt this point, Cornell led with 48 Veach, last vear’s conference champsSoccer creamed in bigBy Anthony B. Cashman IIIThe U of C soccer team ruined itschance to capture the conference titlelast Monday when Lake Forest an¬nihilated them 8-0. The Maroons alsodropped a close decision to IIT 1-0 onWednesday.The U of C was never in the LakeForest game. Their opponents cameout roaring while the Maroons wereslow to start.“I thought the difference was intensi¬ty,” declared Lake Forest coach TonyFritz. “They had a chance out here towin the division so we expected them tacome out popping. Instead, they cameout flat.”“Lake Forest came to play and wedidn’t,” commented Maroon headcoach Barry DeSilva. “They got tostart to realize that they have to takecontrol. We don’t have a leader on thefield.”Lake Forest intimidated the U of Cwith their size, speed, and aggressivemanner of play. They beat the U of C tothe ball almost every time.Furthermore, Lake Forest playedthe more intelligent game under theextremely muddy conditions making good, crisp passes and getting behindthe ball.As a result, Lake Forest scored in thefirst ten minutes of the game whenFred Senft took a pass off of a free kickfrom Frank O’Brien. Senft walked inuntouched on the left side and blastedthe ball past goalie Joe Mario.The U of C then had their onlyreasonable chance to stay close. BoFlores crossed a penalty kick from theright side into the goal area. The LakeForest keeper, though, made a solidplay as he came out and stopped theball just as striker William Penn wasloading up for the blast.Lake Forest scored shortly after thisopportunity when Craig Cunningham,who was unmarked in the penalty area,took a pass from Senft and forced theball past Mario in a scramble in frontof the net.The U of C could not get together andrally back. Instead they continued get¬ting beaten to the ball.Lake Forest scored two more goalsin the first half, including a beautifulcross from Peter Krawchuck that washeaded past Mario by Frank O'Brien.The U of C played even worse in the at second doubles, were seeded numberone in the third draw. Gauvreau andVeach won their quarterfinal againstRipon by a score of 6-4, 6-2, and werealso victorious in their semifinal matchagainst Cornell College (6-0, 6-0). Yet,they suffered a heartbreaking loss tothe number three squad from LakeForest by a score of 6-0, 6-4.Thus the Maroons’ season did not endas many had expected. Coach ChristelNicholls said, “All of the players wereunder extreme pressure going into theChampionships. There were manythree set matches. It was a very toughtournament and I feel that everyone onthe team can be proud of their in¬dividual performances.”gamesecond half as they allowed four moregoals. The Maroons did not executeany part of their game well all game.The U of C played better against IITbut still failed to put the ball in the net.The teams remained scorelessthrough most of the game. With about 7minutes left the Li of C gave up a cornerkick. When Mark Scolforo attempted toclear the ball, it hit another player inthe pack that was in front of the goal.IIT’s Johnny Bueno hit the volley asthe ball came down from the deflectionand it rolled in.As characteristic with the team thisseason the U of C had countless op¬portunities on which they did not score,especially early in the game.When asked what the difference inthis game was IIT coach Rich Faystated. “We had a little more ag-gresiveness in the second half, and ourpassing fell into sync.”The Maroons now possess a 5-6record with two games left. It appearsthat they will finish with a losingrecord unless they can avoid comingout flat, giving up the first goal, andmissing too many opportunities.Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!Students & Professors welcome. Immediateoccupancy! 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Rip.Tom Kaloupek, Coe Yds TD YPG G Att Com I Pet. TD YPG594 8 119 Kurt Rotherham, SNC 5 124 74 5 .597 9 234587 2 117 Dan Mulligan, Bel. 5 169 89 11 .527 7 229488 3 98 Paul Brandenburg, R 5 168 90 16 .5.% 5 229479 5 96 Glenn Carlson, Coe 5 104 59 4 .567 10 188455 4 91 Rob Lough, Grin. 5 128 66 6 .516 8 163363 2 73 Avelino Cortez, LFC 5 109 56 5 .514 3 143365 1 73 Mark Reed, Mon. 5 109 47 7 .475 2 130186 2 62 Kip Erickson, LU 5 74 36 0 .486 8 103295 5 59 Chuck Hooker, Corn 5 74 :#> 0 .486 8 103289 2 58 Matt Schaefer, UC 4 63 23 6 .365 3 80Receiving LeadersG Ct YdsSteve Heim, SNC 5 31 675Steve Feyrer, Rip 5 31 508Russ Adams, Grin. 5 31 472Rob Bacskai. Rip. 5 20 352Mark Ehlers, Coe 5 20 349Phil Rhee, LFC 5 26 347John Davis. Bel. 5 24 330Kelly Kennedy, LU 5 19 316Mark Meissner, Bel. 5 23 290Joel Holst, Coe 5 17 288Scoring Leaders TD YPG6 1354 1024 9470706966635858onmouth at Grinnell, 1:30 G TD C K FG TP PPGJhicago at Ripon, 1:30 Joby Koehn. Corn. 5 8 0 0 0 48 9.6Illinois C. at Cornell, 1:30 Steve Heim, SNC 5 6 0 0 0 36 7.2Pete Stachow, Corn. 4 0 0 19 3 28 7.0Results Last Week (Oct. 20) John Davis. Bel. 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0Illinois C. 24, Knox 14 Russ Adams, Grin. 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0Beloit 10, Lawrence 6 Derrick Freeman, K 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0Coe 42. Monmouth 17 Colin Lundgren, LFC 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0St. Norbert 25, Ripon 16 Scott Knous, LFC 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0Cornell 56. Grinnell 21 Dave Olenchek, Rip.Mike Podpora, LU 5 5 0 0 0 30 6.0Lake Forest 25, U-Chicago 0 3 3 0 0 0 18 6.0 WHPK Maroon footballThe University of ChicagoMaroons football team facesRipon College tomorrow, andWHPK-FM (88.3) will carry allthe action. Game time is at 1:30p.m. and Ray Ladatta’s pre¬game show will begin at 1 p.m.Craig Rosenbaum, Barry Wa¬terman, and Rob Canterman willcall the game.SCHEDULES Field HockeyNov. 2-3 Fri. Sat. — NCAA Division Ill-Region 4 PlayoffsVolleyballOct. 26 Fri. — Divisional PlayoffsFootballOct. 27Nov. 3 Sat. — Ripon CollegeSat. — St. Norbert College AwayAway 1:30 p.m.1:30 p.m.AwaySoccerOct. 29Oct. 31 Mon. — Aurora CollegeWed. — Judson College HomeHome 3 p.m.3 p.m. Cross CountryOct. 27 Sat. — UC InvitationalNov. 3 Sat. — Conference HomeAwayLACROSSE CLUBBy Tim GoodellAn impressive three-goal fourth quarter rally felljust short of giving the U. of C. Lacrosse Club a vic¬tory over the Northwestern Wildcats in Evanstonlast Saturday. Despite the loss, Chicago played up to(and at times above) their opponent’s level.Chicago registered the game’s first score when at-tackman Rob Spencer hit midfielder Rob Perry foran “on-crease” goal in the first minute. Spencerwent on to contribute two goals and another assist tothe visitors’ cause while Perry added an assist. TheCats and the Maroons traded goals in the first half,tying it up at 3-3 by halftime.Chicago defended a clean, dry goal in the thirdquarter while Northwestern defended a wet, muddyone—a fact which may account for the loss. TheWildcats scored four times in the third quarter whilethe Maroons were shut out. The fourth quartersurge—thanks to Chicago goals by Mike Noel, HughBirch, and John Herskovitz—included six successfulMaroon clears.Perhaps as impressive as any unit on the field,Chicago’s defense held its own against an organized,aggressive attack squad from Northwestern whichincluded several outstanding ball-handlers. Tom Leeand Matt Berg (who had an assist) teamed up withJohn Mariano (in his first game for the club) toengineer nearly a dozen successful clears. GoaelieRob Kenner also played well, earning fifteen saveson the day.Finally, several midfielders had strong per¬formances. They include juniors Bill Whitely and EdMalone and law student Billy Meeks—a three-yearteam veteran. If Chicago can rely on a strong attackfor the rest of the season, they’ll have a chance at go¬ing ahead to win the tournament they plan to host inthe next few weeks on the Midway.Northwestern 7, Chicago 6Chicago 2 10 3-6Northwestern 1 2 4 0-7Chicago StatisticsGoals-Spencer 2. Noel, Birch, Perry, HershkovitzAssists-Berg, Perry, Spencer 2Saves-Kenner 15 Volleyball enters playoffsBy Larry KavanaghThe second season starts tonight forthe women’s volleyball team. TheMaroons, who finished third in the divi¬sion during the regular season, will tryto upset the number two seed, LakeForest College, in the playoff tourna¬ment this weekend. The winner earnsthe other berth in this match by win¬ning the regular season title.The playoff tournament is a roundrobin, meaning that UC will play everyteam in the conference this weekend.It is an abbreviated season in itself.The team with the best record is de¬clared the winner. If St. Norbert is thewinner of the tournament as well, thenthe number two team is selected to playagainst the former in the champion¬ship.For the Maroons this tournament is achance to show the conference thatthey are contenders. Their season hashad its ups and downs. They posted afive game winning streak and lookedready for anyone in the conference.There was talk of a first place finishthen. But three straight losses ensuedas their level of play fell. A victory inthis tournament would nullify thoselosses and again revive talk of firstplace.In the path of UC is Lake Forest. Thelatter is a strong, all-around team.There is no individual star on theirsquad. They like to pick out one womanon the opposing team and hit the ball toher at every opportunity. Lake Foresthas beaten the Maroons twice this sea¬son.Despite those defeats, Coach Reschis optimistic about her team’s chances.“We’re the underdogs. Lake Forest isfavored and everyone wants to knockoff the favorite,” she said. The teamtakes on the Foresters in the firstmatch of the tournament. Coach Reschdoesn’t see this as an advantage for ei¬ther squad. “We know we have to beatthem (Lake Forest) so we’ll just go inthere and play.”Revenge is a thought on the minds ofthe team members. Lake Forest • •'sthe last to beat the volleyball squad iswell, they represent the school .iat spoiled the UC homecoming in football.There is a traditional rivalry, at leastin volleyball, between the two schoolswhich adds further fuel to the fires ofvengeance. From the beginning of theseason, Coach Resch has talked aboutbeating Lake Forest. Tonight is herchance to do so.Hockey playsout the stringBy Geoff SherryThe University of Chicago Women’sField Hockey team upped its record to8-6-1 by handing Grinnell College itsthird loss of the season last Tuesday atStagg Field. With 19:26 remaining inthe first half, Jane Giblin slapped in awell played center from Arzou Ahsanfor the only score of the game.After a week of less than perfect de¬fense, the Maroons backfield rallied toshut out a tough Grinnell attack.Freshman goalie Lisa Ragone noted,“The last few games we hadn’t beenmarking up...we weren’t playing theway we can. The Grinnell game was agreat defensive effort.” Ragone playedher role in the defensive schematic asshe rolled up 11 saves en route to herfifth shutout of the year.Although suffering a shaky start inthe first half, the U of C offense capital¬ized on an early scoring opportunity inthe second half and continually appliedpressure to Grinnell’s backfield. HeadCoach Linda Whitehead commented,“We have recently switched from a4-2-3 to a 3-3-3 in hopes that our offen¬sive attack would be more consistent.It paid off in the Grinnell game as ourstrong offensive pressure gave somebreathing room for oor defense”.The Maroons travel to Wheaton to¬morrow to close the 1984 seasonagainst regionally ranked WheatonCollege. Chicago handed Wheaton oneof its two losses earlier this year andtemporarily knocked the Crusaders outof a regional standing. Whitehead con¬cluded, “I feel they would like toavenge their earlier loss to us. Theyare a good tf»am but so are we. Itshould be a great game.”16—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 26, 1964SPORTSThe Third StringThe recent firing of Cleveland Browns’ head coachSam Rutigliano brought up some unpleasant memo¬ries, while at the same time it brought to may atten¬tion a refreshing new element that has been spottedon the U of C campus which continues to grow.Being a reformed gambler (I always say that afterI’ve taken a beating), upon hearing of the demise ofCoach Rutigliano, I remembered all the times theCoach’s calls helped the Browns cover the spreadeven though it may have cost them the game. Then Ithought of the increased gambling activity oncampus, and I felt much better. It gladdened me tosee that in the midst of all the theory that flows aboutthis campus there are a few ambitious (not to men¬tion slimy) souls out there who will do anything tomake a buck even if it costs them all they own to doit.I have seen a variety of betting sheets floatingaround giving 10-1 odds to pick 4 games, or the Lucky7 giving 7-1 odds. I even heard of a student (a realslimy one I suppose) who opened and son thereafterclosed his own bookmaking operation.All these investments opportunities have given thestudents new diversion. I‘ve overheard Mondaymorning conversations such as “ ‘How did theRaiders do?’ ‘They won.’ ‘I don’t care if they won,did they cover the spread?’ ” instead of “Can I seewhat you got for number three on the calc ho¬mework?”The next thing you know there will be an over-under line on mean of the Chem final. —CFIn case you might be interested, here is the wordon the street for this weeks games.f).New Orleans at ClevelandThe Saints ae coming off a disappointing OT lossagainst the Cowboys on Sunday night and QB Rich¬ard Todd is hurting. The backfield situation is a messwith neither George Rogers nor Earl Campbell get¬ting enough playing time to be fully effective.The Browns have a tough defense and Paul Mac¬Donald can pile up some impressive passing statis¬tics. If the Browns can finally get the ball into theend zone, they should give their new head coachMarty Shottenheimer his first NFL victory. Take theBrowns (-1). The new deGenerationThe gospel according to© •,Minnesota at ChicagoThe Vikings lost starting QB Tommy Kramer to ashoulder injury, so they will have to start veteran Ar¬chie Manning in his place against the Bears. Man¬ning has plenty of experience but last week he wasable to lead the Viking offense to only six second-halfyards. Without a running game it looks like it’s up tothe Viking defense to score the points on Sunday.The Bears are a model of inconsistency mirroringthe personality of their head coach Mike Ditka. Thisweek they should have no trouble running and pass¬ing all day. Even though black and blue divisiongames are usually close, take the Bears at -6V2.Washington at New York Giants in New Jer¬seyThe Redskins don’t often lose two in a row andafter the last second loss to the Cardinals last Sun¬day the Skins should be ready to grind the Giants intothe carpet. Theismann should be able to pick apartthe weak Giant secondary, and if Lawrence Taylor iscontained the rest of the Giant’s pass rush is nomatch for Theismann’s quickness.If I were Giant’s coach Bill Parcel’s, I’d let PhilSimms sit this one out. With the rushing gameaveraging 2.5 yards per carry, the Skins will be key¬ing on the Giant’s only offensive weapon, the injury-prone Simms. Last year Ali Haji Sheikh provided allthe offense for the Giants, but this year he’s beenvery inconsistent, hitting only 5 of 14 attempts. Takethe Skins (-6).New York Jets at New EnglandThe streak ends here. The Jets have covered thespread four weeks in a row, which is an unprecedent¬ed achievement for any New York (New Jersey)football franchise. Pat Ryan has been doing a finejob at QB for the Jets but both his best receiver. Wes¬ley Walker, and his best runner, Freeman McNeil,enter Sundav’s game with injuries. GussieNew England traditionally does well against theJets at Foxboro. This year former Illini QB TonyEason leads the Pats, and teamed with Stephen Star¬ring and Stanley Morgan, they should be able to putup some points against the Jets. On a hunch, takePatriots (-3).The rest of the leagueHouston (-1-4) over Cincinnati. Cincy has al¬ready won two games, so let’s give WarrenMoon a chance this week.Dallas (-10) over Indianapolis. AlthoughPagel has been replaced, they are still from In¬diana.KC (-6) over Tampa. Tough KC defenseshould rebound versus the poor Bucs.St. Louis (-3V2 ) over Philadelphia. St. Louismay be a little overconfident, but so are theEagles who only beat the Giants.Greenbay (-2) over Detroit. The Pack willovercome two tough losses when they return toCurley Lambeau Field.Denver (-6) over Raiders. Raiders have notdominated any team lately. Look for a closegame here.Miami (-17) over Buffalo. Miami is unstopp¬able against a team with no QB.Atlanta (-4-3) over Pittsburgh. Bartkowski isbetter than his recent Monday Night perfor¬mance.Rams (-I- 3M> ) over San Francisco. Dicker-son and Kemp are a tough combo to stop.-G.Craig FarberGussieON CAMPUS - NEW OFFERINGTWO ELEGANT, CONTEMPORARY TOWNHOUSESTO BE CONSTRUCTED ON 56TH STREET 'NEAR BLACKSTONE AVENUEEach home will have nearly 3,000 square feet of interior livingspace on three levels. Four bedrooms, 31/2 baths, study, familyroom, attached, heated garage. Superinsulation buildingconstruction will provide very low operating costs. $248,500. Foran appointment to inspect site and floor plans call our office.ROCKY LEDGE -10 minutes to campus. Sunny two bedroom plusden co-op apartment overlooking the park near Rainbow Beach.Woodburning fireplace. Move-in condition. Two parking spaces.Only $32,900 or BEST OFFER. Gwen Jackson (res. 225-0574)NEW LISTING - Charming two bedroom condo in Inns of Court,on Blackstone south of 55th Street. Only $58,000 PLUS ONEYEAR’S FREE ASSESSMENT. Martha Benson.OPEN HOUSE OPEN HOUSE1402 EAST 55TH STREETSUNDAY, OCTOBER 28TH2:00-4:00 P.M.“F” townhouse in Ray School District. An end unit with extra yardspace and extra sunlight. Custom renovated kitchen with mostappliances replaced in the past two years. Three bedrooms, 1V2baths. Central air conditioning. Off-street parking. Basementrecreation room.KENNEDY, RYAN, MONIGAL & ASSOC.5508 South Lake Park667-6666 Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. 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The Maroon is not liable for any errorsSPACEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsrvar 1C, CTA, U of C shuttle Laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water ineluded 5% discounts available for studentsHerbert Realty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon - Fri.'TUDIOS $225-245, ONE BDRM 275. 52nd &A odlawn. Laundry, most utilities incl 6845030.Deluxe 4 BR ranch on 6+ acres 50 min. from Uof C near Chesterton IN. 2 baths, central airfull basement, 2 car garage $120,000 CallRenard at Callahan Realty 219 926 4298Large 1 bdrm w/walk-in closet. Nr lake by 55thliving rm, kitchen, bath to share w/2 othergrad students Wash/Dry in basement.Available now $180 4- utilities Call 363-4451. 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Aak aboutour student and facultydisount.667-8776It—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October as, 1964Attention PhotoJournalists!The Maroon is actively seeking a person totake over as Photography Manager.Responsibilities include: managing thedarkroom, the photo files, and co¬ordinating between the writers andphotographers to insure all assingmentsare received and executed.The JobBegins Immediately!To apply, submit your credentials andreasons for application, (along with a port¬folio if possible), to Frank Luby, in theMaroon office, Ida Noyes Room 303Please DO NOT PHONE!(Applicants must be registered students)CLASSIFIEDSPEOPLE WANTEDPart-time typist needed. Ask for Debbie. 955-1200.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.Graduate student or graduate student wite torpart-time care of 3 mo. old in professor's homeclose to campus. 8-10 hrs/wk. 752-7387ATTENTION, STUDENTS! Want part-timework you can fit between classes? Place andfill posters on campus, earn base and bonuses.Year-round possible. 1-800-243-6679.WANTED MANAGER FOR MENS BASKETBALL TEAM must be able to make all gamesand possibly one practice per week from 10-25-84 to 3-1-85. Contact Jim Hargesheimer Mensad BartletGym.Good humored, responsible student needed forchild-sitting occasional evenings. Call 667-4220after 6p.m.Person to do clerical work Friday mornings.Filing, some typing. Must be neat, responsible,Call 667-4220 after 6 p.m.Handicapped wlte needs assistance with exer¬cises and driving Phone 962-7330 days. 363-0099evenings.Grad Research Assistant Needed $5 8 an hourcall 752 6395.WANT TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS? Tryvolunteering! Give service at a hospital, in aschool, coach a swim team, tutor, or teachdrama. Contact the Student Volunteer Bureauat 955-4108 or stop by at 5665 So. University 3rdfloor.VOLUNTEER TUTORS NEEDED! Helpyoungsters at Hyde Park Elementary schoolsin reading, math and cultural enrichment. Ifyou can give an hour from 3 to 4 on either Tues.or Wed. Call the Student Volunteer Bureau at955-4108 We're open from 9 to 5:30 come In andtalk to us about tutoring and other volunteeropportunities. We're located at 5655 SouthUniversity, 3rd floor.HELP WANTED: The University of ChicagoTelefund is looking for a few good callers forphone solicitation. Call 962-7562 lpm for 5pm.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417. UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE: A fast, accurate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and former col¬lege English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem. James Bone 363-0522.$ 12/hour.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM Word Processor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates. 324 1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell-trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often help with the problems ofstudents, faculty, and families in the communi¬ty. For info call 288-2244TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.TYPIST: exp/w student papers, reas. 684-6882PM.LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE. Rates from$12/hour FURNITURE, BAGGAGE CallAnytime 743-1353.ESTABLISHED WOMEN'S THERAPYGROUP, HPK, evening meeting time. Agerange: 24 30s. Has opening for member,membership Graduate Students, WorkingWomen. Scaled Fee. M.E. HALLOWITZ MSW,ACSW,CSW 947-0154.TRIO CON BRIO: Music for all occasions;weddings (in Bond Chapel or elsewhere),receptions, parties. Classical and popular. 6435007.WRITING .TUTOR-Improve organization,clarity, grammar in term papers thesis,dissertation. B.A. English-Writing. Call Johnat 324 4610.Editing—substantive or merely grammaticalreasonable rates. Mark Sherman: 684-5334.SCENESWRITE RS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377ALEX EPPLER will be giving musicworkshops on the balalaika, cymbalom, andkaval at Ida Noyes hall Mon-Thur, Oct. 29-Nov1, at 8pm. $8 gen/$6 studetns. Advance reser¬vation or more information, call John 324-1247. Psychedelic Furs tickets are still available atReynolds Club Box Office for the 10/26 show.There will be a brief meeting in Rm 318 of allpersons interested in using the Ida Noyesdarkroom on Monday, Oct. 29 at 5:30 p.m. Ifyour are interested, please attend. Thedarkroom is open to U.C. students with currentID.Internationally acclaimed classical and folkmusician Alex Eppler will give musicworkshop on the balalaika kaual, and cym¬balom. Mon-Th Oct. 29-Nov 1 at 8 pm in IdaNoyes. Admission $8 gen/$6 stu. Reservation &Info call John 324-1247 or Tom 363-5214.OKTOBERFEST. An Openhouse afCrossroads, Sunday, Oct 28 at 3:30 . 5621Blackstone. Music, food, and a chance to learnabout Crossroads.POTLUCK DINNER AND HALLOWEENPARTY. Saturday, Oct 27 at Crossroads, 5621Blackstone. Wear a costume and bring somefood. Dinner at 6pm.LOST & FOUNDLOST Cannon Sure Shot Camera in front of theBrain Research Pavillion. If found, please callLisa at 324-6343 REWARD ottered.PETSThree 8 weeks old beautiful kittens availabletree ot charge Call 493-8130 evenings.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.NEEDTOTALK?If you have a problem and don't know where toturn, try the U of C Hotline. We also have intoand referrals and can help in an emergency.We're there 7 days a week from 7 pm to 7 am.Give us a call at 753 1777.BALALAIKA CONCERTCome to an evening of Russian Balalaikamusic player by virtuoso Alex Eppler, ac¬companied by guitarist M. Kimball-Dykes.Mandell Hall, Sat, Oct. 27, 8 pm. Tickets are $9,$7 students. Advance tickets are $1 off and maybe bought at Mandell Hall Box Office.SHELVINGAll types made from $15.00. Free estimates,delivery. Installation. Call John 978-3723 COFFEE HOURRemember your first day in America? You canhelp new foreign students thru the INT'L STU¬DENT ORG. Come to a COFFEE HOUR Fri10-26, 4-6 PM, at I-House.INT'L STUDENT ORGTalk with the other foreign students over cof-fee and cookies at 1-House, Fri 10-26 4-6 PM.Spouses and Americans welcome.PREGNANT? UNDECIDEDConsider all the options. Want to talk? CallJennifer—947-0667—any time.GAY? LESBIAN?BISEXUAL?On Tuesday Nights GALA hosts a Coming-Oulgroup, a warm and intimate place to talk forthose new to gay life (8:00), a general meeting,a torum for gay and lesbian issues (9:00), anca social hour (10:00). 5615 Woodlawn.THE GENDER-GAPMOVIE16 minutes of interviews with women from alwalks of life. Shown continually Ham to 2prrTuesday Oct 30 Reynolds Club.COME BRUNCH WITH USHillel has a brunch every Sunday 11 to 1pm Lo>& Bagel, cream cheese plus N.Y. Times, Sunday Trib, coftee & Juice-All for $2.00.5254 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to muteumt, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200STILL ALIVE!You’ve given me nineteen years, Hyde Park. Nowgive me five more minutes and read my tale:Simply, on a business level, it’s impossible to beprincipally a magazine operation and survive. Theprofits are tiny and I cannot choose my suppliers. Themagazine business is nationally and locally dominatedby a few companies who do not compete directly witheach other.Some years ago I was naive and didn’t always ap¬preciate balance sheets as I do now. So as time wentby, bolstered by delighted customers and increasinggrosses, I opened too many stores too fast, failing torealize that the profits were far smaller than my aspi¬rations.Personally, I’ve always felt that the newsstands re¬flected me—were actually my alter ego. I was fasci¬nated by a thousand things as a teenager—alwaysreading, always building things, always curious—andthe newsstand embodied these feelings. When otherpeople discovered and enjoyed my enterprises, I wasnappy, and ambitiously, I wanted to be “the best” atsomething. I didn’t want to be just another face in thecrowd. And I never assumed there were limitations towhat I could do.But as my business grew, I ran up against the bigcompanies that control all the magazine circulation inAmerica. In the beginning, I felt valiant and defiant—a Jewish Robin Hood—fighting to be independent andcompetitive. But the opposition was insurmountable.After many years of frustration, I began to feel likean old Don Quixote—exhausted, empty, pointless—re¬ alizing my blows to my opponents were as flea bitesto an elephant. It was a shattering realization. It wastime to cut my losses and start my life over.It became clear to me—find another way or disap¬pear. I’m not one to quit easily and I believe I’vefound another, better way.To my customers who will damn me for the incon¬venience I cause them by altering my course, I say,“Bob’s was never ‘just a newsstand’. It has alwaysbeen Bob Katzman, the person.” I will still endeavorto enchant you who remain my customers, with pro¬vocative products. I promise my store will be interest¬ing, different and fun for many. Fantasy will be amajor theme. My store will carry unconventional andoutrageous greeting cards, imported and domesticminiature toys, current and back issues of Playboyand Penthouse for collectors, hundreds of obscure andfamiliar comics for collectors, gifts, 1000 current andclassic paperbacks, candy, cigarettes, rock star pos¬ters and buttons, t-shirts, ice cream and, of course—newspapers.Perhaps that’s an unusual assortment of items. But,then, I’m an unusual person.Parents, bring your kids! Kids, bring your parents!This store is for everyone! Come check out the new,1984 edition of Bob’s.P.S. If you read this far—“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!”Serving the Community since 1965.Hyde Parkfs most innovative newsstandBOB’S NEWSSTAND51 ST & LAKE PARK • 684-5100OPEN 7 AM TO 8 PM SUNDAY THRU FRIDAY; 7 AM to 10 PM SATURDAY20—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 28, 1984*7 f Aooh&f/. d&trrtff> -ynphallocentric demands. But Steinem refuses to ig¬nore them; she explores their tragic, powerlesslives, imprisoned in the context of a patriarchalculture. Did anyone ever take Marilyn Monroeseriously? Does anyone sympathize with LindaLovelace? We are skeptical of them, in spite of theefforts they made to be taken seriously; Monroeattempted to educate herself, and Lovelace wroteOrdeal, which details her coercive and violent de¬scent into prostitution and pornography. Stein-em’s sensitive exploration of their lives culti¬vates an empathy in women and men — and alsoin feminist readers, who often fail to sympathizewith these women because they seemed willinglyto pander to male domination, unaware that theydid this as a means of survival, in the absence ofalternatives.While much of Outrageous Acts and EverydayRebellions deals with serious issues such as these,Steinem is not without a sharp sense of feministwit: from her truism in “If Men Could Menstrate”— “Men would brag about how long and howmuch — to the long, now classic essay “I Was aPlayboy Bunny.” For those of you who don’t yetknow the story, in 1963 Steinem inf^^Bd thesupposedly glamorous world of Playboy bunniesin New York's Playboy Club^atfid wrote an exposeon the conditions she discovered: the PlayboyClub, a lounge and bar. dictated uncomfortablytight, skimpy suits, breastjaaddiwgf heels noby Wayne ScottIt’s rare these days that I pick up a book whosejacket includes praises from Alan Alda, JaneFonda and People Magazine. Still rarer, that Ifirst glimpse the author calmly arguing with sev¬eral irate Midwestern housewives on the PhilDonahue Show. Over the last two years, I’ve de¬veloped an implicit trust in the professor who as¬signs the Republic for my reading^and conse¬quent apprehension of any text that caf€^ to aPhil Donahue audience. But Outrageous Acts andEveryday Rebellions. Gloria Steinem’s journalis¬tic and often very personal account of the plightof feminism in America in the last twenty years,addresses issues of importance to men andwomen of all social and educational classes.Hence, she alternates personal essays and remini¬scences of popular women in American culturewith insightful political analyses such as “Porno¬graphy vs Erotica,” ‘ The International Crime ofGenital Mutilation,” and “If Hilter Were Alive,Whose Side Would He Be On?” (on abortion).Gloria Steinem is the American feminist. As edi¬tor of Ms. magazine and one of the most promi¬nent spokespersons for the women's movement,her name has become closely associated withwomen's struggles with the ERA, the right toabortion, and the threat of pornography. Herwriting typifies the tradition of American femin¬ism: crisply journalistic with an exhaustive atten¬tion to documented evidence, most evident in thepolitical analyses. j"Erotica vs Pornography” is perhaps the moslinsightful and interesting example of thesqessays Steinem begins to untangle this complicat¬ed issue by defining pornography: the con¬veyance of victimization and/or the assertion ofaggression and even violence in a sexual depic¬tion. The victims are usually women or children.Pornography ranges from the blatant depictionof "snuff' movies (women being mutilated andkilled, "a slow death from Sexual torture (as) thefinal orgasm and ultimate pleasure ") to the seem¬ingly benign poses in Playboy — women, general¬ly supine, spread-eagled, displaying their genita¬lia. The pose suggests a passivity that invites thesexual aggression of any onlooker. The problem,of course, is m the interpretation of the images:this becomes particulary hairy when the threatagainst women is as subtle as it is in Playboy Akeen sense of historicism informs the feminist sen¬sibility: the pictures in Playboy are offensive be¬cause they perpetuate an unhealthy prejudice offemale submission that, for example, a man in asimilar pose, in a gay nude magazine. doe^*ndf:‘"This is not to suggest that gay porn is not ju'St asexploitive. Sternum does not favor censorship.though her more militant sister feminists havemade headlines by setting fire to the■ newstandsthat sell such magazines. Steinem 3 goal is the re¬education of both sexes to the political, social andsexual ramifications, of pornographic literature,images in which many of us have a curious, butuninformed interestThis .pmt re ndu ation pervades her essays■n such neaieoted women as Marilyn Monroe and decorumi||Being a Playboy bunny included all theglamor o^srostitution, only Steinem had to giveup most a|[her tips to the Playboy Club. It will beinteresting© contrast her story to ABC s televi¬sion adaptation, “The Bunny's Tale,” which wilbe shown inllklovember.TV, PlaybOv, Marilyn Monore and Phil Dona-<VjTo Introduce You to ourEXCLUSIVE TANNING SYSTEMWe’re making this Special Offer: s7.50 per sessionr 850 for 10 sessions. . Introducing theTAN’piSSOKMlSljMEN’S DA YTUESDA YS $10 All MenFamily Styling Center1621 E. 55th St. 241 -7778OPEN 7 DAYS Nicholas von Hoffmanwill autograph copies of his new novel,Organized Crimes, the story of an indifferentgraduate student of sociology at the Universityof Chicago in the 1930’s, w ho is assigned byRobert Park to study organized crime.SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28th >from 3 to 5 p.m.1301 E. 57thMonday - Thursday 10-10Friday & Saturday 10-11Sunday 10-81616 East 53rdHalloween Treat DaysMonday Oct 29th - Wednesday Oct. 31stOpen: Monday thru Saturday8 oz. Flame broiled burgers s295Juicy Dogs with the works sl30Italian Sausage sandwich s250Our famous fresh chili - all sizes 50‘ offTSU7SU,Costumes Welcome on Halloween (or anytime)WINTBROP WETHERBEEChaucer and the PoetsJAMES K. CHANDLERWordsworth’s Second NatureSEMINARY COOP BOOKSTORE5757S. UNIVERSITY 752-4381MON-FRI £30-630 SAT1030-530SW1200-530 (, It E A I iM P I, A V SLow-priced PreviewsOctober 6-10Sat/TUes/Wed 8:00pmSunday 2:30 & 7:30pm Call 753-4472Visa/MC/AmexUC students only $4 withStudent Rush! Call for details. cm in^4riii:\mi:llu* l University of Chicago5545 South 1-41is Avenue2—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1964—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL1COMUSICThe Psychedelic Furs In case you didn’tknow, this ever more popular trio(once a quintet) will be performingat our own Mandei Hall. Hear suchhits as “Love My Way,” “Pretty inPink” and from their new album,“Heartbeat” and “Ghost in You.” AMAB production. Tonight at MandeiHall. Student tickets $8.00.B.B. King This master bluesman is alsoa master showman. He performs theblues as an emotional transcendenceover the hard times and divisivenessof which his songs speak. In the end,the whole point of one of his concertsis unity, based not on any moral im¬perative, but on the very basichuman one of dignity. 7:30 and11:00 tonight at the Park West.929-5959.-FSThe Waiters plus the 1-Threes, RitaMarley, Judy Mowatt and MarciaGriffiths. I think this is the originalWailers, and the 1-Threes are im¬pressive enough on their own thatthis show should be a memorable ex¬perience, to say the least. 8 tonightat the Aragon Ballroom. 666-6667.The Krowne-Trio presents works ofBeethoven, Kelterborn, and Men¬delssohn. Tonight at 8 in GoodspeedRecital Hall. Free.Scandal, featuring Patty Smyth plus JohnWaite. John Waite was with theBaby’s, and now he’s got a hit singlewith "I’m Not Missing You,” an okayMOR tune, but about as memorableas the Baby’s were. Scandal wasonce pseudo new wave, now they'repsuedo heavy metal. 8:00 Sat Oct 27at the Aragon Ballroom. Tickets$11.50 advance/ $13.00 door.666-6667Santana I believe they have a new vo¬calist, maybe even a new record.7:30 Sun Oct 28 at McGaw Hall,Northwestern University.666-6667Romeo Void Their two hits are “NeverSay Never” and “A Girl in Trouble.”I don't like either of them, but sowhat. The important thing is that theformer, older hit had more guts thanthe latter, which is a bad sign. SunOct 28 at Cabaret Metro. All ages.549-0203.Karen Sue Balke presents a program ofviolin works by Bach, Mozart,Beethoven, Wienaski, and Debussy.Sun Oct 28 at 3:30 in Goodspeed Re¬cital Hall. Free.Ivor Pogorelich makes his local recitaldebut with a program of Bach,Haydn, Beethoven, and Prokofiev.Sun Oct 28 at 3. Orchestra Hall.$8 50-$15.University Symphony Orchestra pres¬ents a Halloween program of Mus¬sorgsky (Night on Bald Mountain),Berlioz (excerpts from SymphonieFantastipue), and Grieg (Peer Gynt).Wed Oct 31 at 8 (“Family Concert")and at 9:30 (“University Concert”).Both performances are free and cos¬tumes are encouraged.Mercyful Fate/ Dead Kennedys I don'tknow a think about Mercyful Fate,but if hardcore punk has a center oran elite of founding forefathers,(which it does and doesn’t, sort oflike all pop music today) then theDead Kennedys would be in it.They’ve been around for years, per¬forming the same head smashing,dogmatic leftist music that firstmade them infamous in suburbanhouseholds across the country. Mer¬cyful Fate 7:30, DK’s midnight WedOct 31 at Cabaret Metro. 549-0203.-FSNoontime Concert Pianist BarbaraKazmierczak performs works ofBeethoven, Bach, and Prokofiev.Thurs Oct 1 at 12:15 in GoodspeedRecital Hall. Free.Frank Sinatra Jr. Son of the famousgangster appears at Rick’s CafeAmericain, 664 N Lake Shore. Oct 29thru Nov 10. For info on times call943-0648.THEATRE pathologically inept parents are thesubject of this two-act comedy byChristopher (Sister Mary IgnatiusExplains It All For You) Durang inthis production by The RemainsTheatre Ensemble Goodman Studio,200 S. Columbus, 443-3800. Wed-Thurs at 7:30; Fri and Sun at 8; Satat 6:30 and 9. Thru Nov 4. $11-$13.The Canterbury Tales A tasty selectionof six of the best-known storiesserved up, sans intermission, by theFree Shakespeare Company. A must-see for English majors and all otherswilling to suffer for their art. Piper’sAlley Theatre, 1608 N. Wells,337-1025. Thurs-Sat at 8; Sun at 2.Thru Oct 28. $8. El Salvador. Victory GardensTheatre, 2257 N. Lincoln, 871-3000.Tues-Fri at 8; Sat at 6 and 9:30; Sunat 3. Thru Nov. 4 $11-$14.Much Ado About Nothing Shake¬speare’s much-mounted comedyoffers enough good moments to beworth the price of admission, espe¬cially if you manage to get cheapseats. Court Theatre, 5535 S Ellis,753-4472. Wed-Sat at 8; Sun at2:30, 7:30. Thru Nov 11 $11-513.The Odd Couple Sally Struthers andRita Moreno give this old Neil Simonwarhorse a new face, among otherparts. Shubert Theatre, 22 WMonroe, 977-1700 Tue-Sat and Mon,Nov 5 only, 8 PM; Wed and Sat mati¬nees at 2, Sun at 3. Thru Nov 10. ARTRapid Enamel: “The show repeatedlyrefers to the death of graffiti, butseems to suppose the new life of abroader, perhaps greater form, inwhat is called graffiti art” (GCJ,10/19). At the Renaissance Society,fourth floor Cobb. Tue-Sat, 10-4, Sun12-4. Free.Jean Dubuffet; Forty Years Of His Art:“ 'creativity — Dubuffet’s danger¬ous privledging of the unconsciousas the key to creativity. Madnesslightens the man and gives himwings and helps to have vision. Arhetoric which divides the world intoHotel Paridiso by Georges Feydeau willbe presented by the Other TheaterGroup, opening Wednesday in theReynolds Club third floor theater at8 p.m. The performance on Thursdaywill be followed by an Other TheaterGroup meeting and a general recep¬tion $3, or $2 for anyone in costumeon opening night, Halloween.Baby With the Bathwarer A couple of City On The Make The poetry of Chica¬go's own Nelson Algren redone asmusical theatre seems to delightYuppies and artsie-fartsie alike.Northlight Theatre, 2300 Green BayRoad, Evanston, 869-7278. Tues-Friat 8; Sat at 5, 8:45; Sun at 7:30. ThruOct 28. $13-517.The Fifth Sun Masks and ritual dancehelp to illuminate the life of OscarArnulf Romero, slain Archbishop of $12-532.503-Card Monte-or-the-further-adven-tures-of-Robin-Hood is a politicalcomedy about a Chicago con manwho inadvertently becomes a mod¬ern-day Robin Hood. The OrganicTheatre Co., 3319 N Clark,327-5588 Tues-Fri at 8; Sat at 6:30and 10; Sun at 3 and 7:30 $12-$15.Weimar Billing itself as “a cabaret forthe eighties” this series of fifteensong sketches points its guns at suchdiverse targets at Nicaragua ("TheVacationer's Song”) and SamuelBeckett (“Waiting for Krapp") withvarying degrees of success Of spe¬cial interest: "The New University ofChicago Fight song,” which sportssuch lines as “When your hands arein the air, who needs Voltaire?”Heavy on atmosphere Crosscur¬rents, 3206 N Wilton, 472-7884 Friat 10:30 $8. irregulars and homologizers andequates madness with genius. Towhich Dubuffet counters: the insaneare no more insane than the sane.”(GCJ, 10/19) At the Smart Gallery,5550 S. Greenwood. Tue-Sat, 10-4,Sun 12-4. Free.The Hill Series: An American LandscapePaintings by James M. Anderson,Guy T. Fisher and Douglas Van Dykerecord an abandoned industrial sitein Blue Island, Illinois Opening Sun¬day, at the Hyde Park Art Center,1701 E. 53rd St. 324-5520Hung Jury: an exhibition juried by theentering artists. Closes Wednesdayat NAB gallery, 331 S. Peoria Tues-Sat, 11:30-4.30.Sexuality in Art and the Media: Paneldiscussion including Vito Acconci,Lizzie Borden, Ed Paschke and Car¬rie Rickey At the School of the ArtInstitute, Colombus at Jackson, Mon¬day at 7:30 P.M Free.Grey City Journal 26 October 84Staff' Stephanie Bacon, Lucinda Ballet, Brian Campbell, Susan Green¬berg Irwin Keller, Michael Kotze, Nadine McGann, David Miller, Pa¬trick Moxey Brian Mulligan, Susan Pawloski, John Probes, Max Reno,Juanita Roche, Rachel Saltz, Wayne Scott, Franklin Soults, Kristy Stew¬art, Mark Toma, Ken Wissoker, Rick WojcikProduction: Stephanie Bacon, Bruce KingAssociate Editors: Stephanie Bacon, Brian MulliganEditor: Bruce King Creative Artists For Mondaie/Ferraro:Party/Concert/Exhibit. A free publicparty given for and by Mon.-dale/Ferraro supporters. Artists areinvited to bring a work of art, not toexceed 16 by 20 inches in size, on anelection day theme, for exhibition atthe party. Costumes welcome, butnot necessary. 9 W. Hubbard, secondfloor, on Sunday, 3-6 p.m.FILMPsycho (Alfred Hitchcock, 1960) Psy¬cho is Hitchcock’s taut low budgetthriller, the movie that makes peo¬ple afraid to shower alone. This isHitchcock’s most visually involvingwork, one that constantly invites au¬dience participation. From the open¬ing shot of a love tryst through thewindow of a seedy Phoenix hotel tothe famed shower scene, the viewerobserves and passively abets theonscreen mayhem. The audience firstsympathizes with the plight ofMarion Crane (Janet Leigh), an em¬bezzler with a conscience. After hershort flight from justice ends at theBates Motel, the movie-goer identi¬fies with Norman (Anthony Perkins),a troubled young man who is veryclose to his mother Despite the homi¬cidal plot twists, an undercurrent ofmacabre black humor runs through¬out Psycho. Hitchcock even em¬ployed Robert Bloch, a formervaudeville joke writer, to do thescreenplay. As the great directornoted, "This is a fun film.” —DJGThis is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner, 1984)The trials and tibulations of a big-time (sometimes) heavy-metal bandare intimately documented by film¬maker Marty De Bergi. What SpinalTap director Rob Reiner, son oflaughmeister Carl, has done is tocreate not only a fictitious band, butalso a whole mythology to surroundit. Except for a very few blatantlyparodic hits, it’s very hard to figureout where the realism of the groupends and the satire begins. Besidestaking a sharp swipe at the wholeentertainment industry, Spinal Tapprovides an absolutely hilarious, al¬beit very subtle, parody of a veryunsubtle kind of music. All the morefunny for its intelligence and (be¬lieve it or not) sensitivity, SpinalTap is a must for heavy metallovers, haters, and in-betweens. FriOct 26 at 7:00, 8:45 and 10:00 DOC.$2.50Terms of Endearment (James L. Brooks,1984) Shirley MacLaine. DebraWinger. A mother. A daughter. A re¬lationship. Jack Nicholson. John Lith-gow Romantic interest. One's an as¬tronaut. One’s a banker. Both arebalding. James Brooks. A director. Ascreenwriter. Also balding. A veryrich man. Terms of Endearment. Abox-office blockbuster. An AcademyAward Best Picture. The most fulfill¬ing emotional experience since TheBig Chill. Sat Oct 27 at 6:30, 9:00,and 11:15. DOC $2.50Liebelei (Max Ophuls, 1932) This Vien¬nese love story is head andshoulders above the rank and file ofits time. Fate brings together ahandsome young officer and thesoulful daughter of an old musician,only to wrench them apart with anagonizing link to the past. The greatFrench director Max Ophuls (The Ear¬rings Of Madame De ..) unfolds thispoignant revelation of youthful lovewith a telling simplicity, all the moreimpressive because of its earnest¬ness and simplicity. Oct 28 at 8:00.DOC. $2.00.Kiss of Death (Henry Hathaway, 1957)Nick Bianco (Victor Mature) repeatsthe sins of his criminal father in thisunusual film, a Noir which combineslocation shooting in New York Citywith the voice-over narration ofBianco's second wife and former ba¬bysitter, Nettie (Colleen Gray).Bianco tries to get revenge on hisfirst wife’s lover, but his plan back¬fires when he is forced to testifyagainst the sadistic killer Tommy “Ipush elderly women in wheelchairsdown the stairs” Udo (Richard Wid-mark). A terrifying, archetypicalpretty-boy psycho performance byWidmark makes Kiss of Death astunning and memorable film. MonOct 29 at 7:30. DOC $2.00.Force of Evil (Abraham Polonsky,1948) John Garfield stars as JoeMorse, a syndicate lawyer who triesto protect his older brother frombeing overrun by the mob, whichplans ostensibly to legalize thenumbers racket. Polonsky directedthis grim tale using the melodramat-ics and mythos of the Noir as a vehi¬cle for his socially conscious indict¬ment of organized crime. Mon Oct29 at 9:30 DOC. $2.00The KW From Brooklyn (Norman 2.McLeod, 1946) Just when youthought Gregg Toland had no senseof humor, we present the DannyKaye musical comedy, dazzlinglydirected by the director of DuckSoup. Accidentally knocking out thechamp, Kaye begins his career as aboxer, eventually winning the titleand Virginia Mayo. Along the way,he effectively sends up pretentiousfilm ballet sequences with the riot¬ous “Pavlova” number (comparethis to An American In Paris). Allthis, plus some of the finest three-strip Technicolor work •ever doneTue Oct 30 at 8:00. DOC $2 00THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1984—3JAXHUOL Y tiCj Y.TFrJ nS*. - .VLl ,»/. ' VA V 'X' 'A 'AA * (.\©o^( o „s'-oVVxj© ,*e^ * X* 3©',,\\S' •*1©Sby Mark TomaThis is in response to Steven Sorenson’s ar¬ticle on Nicaragua in the October 23rdMaroon that tried to refute my article of Oc¬tober 12th in the Grey City Journal.I admit to having a large amount of what also rests on the fact that the Sandinistashave enough confidence in their popularityamong the people to distribute arms to themand the fact that one of their leaders (TomasBorge) showed remarkable humanity to hiswife's torturer. If the Sandinistas are such te<<V-* M»«*X wr.SSP \t\S*U© s©o \©e© o'- e. V© v r w\V ,. ,eXX'u _0X .m Wih ■1 v * ~6% \P A\YJ©6 \© \.o3'r\V>Mr. Sorenson calls “anti-Reagan .zeal.’’ Bu! . godless commies, why do most of the clergy inknowing my tendency to be unobjective aboutthe Reagan administration, and not wishingto be categorized as a knee-jerk liberal,member of the radical chic, or ungratefulAmerican brat, I made a painstaking effort todocument everything I said in that article. Mr.Sorenson didn't.He tries to discredit my article on a numberof points. First, he claims, that although it istrue that “several contras were nationalguardsmen under Somoza” the contras (Rea¬gan backed counter-revofutionairies) are notled by Somoza’s ex-national guardsmen. Sev¬eral? How many contras is that? Three? Mr.Sorenson does not say where he gets his infor¬mation. I got mine from Kari Grossman’s Ni¬caragua: America's New Vietnam, RichardWhite's The Morass, a special report by Ver¬mont Senator Paul Leahy, the National Law¬yer’s Guild, a CIA report, and a quote by CBS’Ed Bradley in the very same Wall Street Jour¬nal article Mr. Sorenson quotes so heavily.According to Grossman, “Chapters chroniclingcontra savagery could fill another book. Notincidentally it is identical to the sort of sav¬agery practiced by Somoza’s National Guardof which so many contras were members.’’ Toassert, as Mr. Sorenson does, that the contrasare brave men “fighting for their freedom’’ iswillfully ignorant, unmitigated bullshit. Ac¬cording to the aforementioned sources, thecontras would not exist if they weren’t fund¬ed, trained (in camps in Florida, California,and Honduras), and coordinated by the CIA.Mr. Sorenson also makes the false claimthat ex-Sandinista Eden Pastora is a contra(member of the CIA backed FDN). Eden Pas¬tora is anti-Sandinista but he is also opposedto US intervention. In November 1983, Pas¬tora pleaded with the US not to invade Ni¬caragua. If we do, he warned that not onlythe Sandinistas “but the whole Nicaraguanpeople’’ will fight back. Mr. Sorenson citesthe Sandinista Government’s Miskito Indian Nicaragua support them (just as a clergy inPoland opposed their government)? I knowthat sounds outlandish but maybe, justmaybe, the Reagan administration has paint¬ed them that way to “justify” their inhumanepolicies.In his effort to “objectively analyze thestate of affairs in Central America,” Mr.Sorenson says, “If the Sandinist regime is allthat popular why can’t they hold an electionand let the people prove their allegiance?”As anyone that has “objectively analyzed”the situation knows, Nicaragua is having elec¬tions this November 4th. Six parties are run¬ning, 3 to the ideological left of the Sandinis¬tas, 2 to the right. The US favored candidateArterio Cruz at first pulled out claiming theelections were rigged. Then he tried to getback in but asked that the elections be post¬poned to give him more time to campaign. TheSandinistas refused saying he was just tryingto stall until after the upcoming US elections(see the 10/14 New York Times).Lastly, Mr. Sorenson states, “In Communistcountries, you voice only support for the lead¬ership. Those who dissent are quickly andforcibly dealt with.” Then why is the anti-San¬dinista newspaper La Prensa (largest in Ni¬caragua) still running five years after therevolution? Why are its owners and editorsstill alive when they are openly critical of theSandinistas? While it is true that La Prensa isheavily censored at times ( in Nicaragua’sstate of seige the Sandinistas claim that allnews pertaining to military operations mustbe censored), it seems to me the mere factthat in Nicaragua’s war-torn economy LaPrensa is still running at all is evidence of at ©e®0\b^5si Vleast some good faith on the Sandinistas’part.In my “anti-Reagan zeal” I do not wish topaint the Sandinistas as angels, (their revolu¬tion is far from perfect, so was ours) but Ithink the least that can be said about them isrelocation camps as evidence of their human that they are a government that cares aboutright’s violations. “I’m sure,” he says, “If Mr. their people. Before the Reagan administra-Toma interviewed a few Nicaraguans who are tion stepped up its economic and military bul-living in refugee camps in Honduras he would lying, Nicaragua had the highest per capitafind some evidence to refute the (Sandinistas) GNP in Central America (according to theremarkable humanist trend.” You’re sure World Bank). Couple this with great gains inare you, Mr. Sorenson? Since neither you nor literacy, women’s rights, healthcare, andthe Wall Street Journal (the only source you agriculture and you’ve really gotta wonder ifquote in your article) seem to know where reports of Sandinista popularity were noth-these ‘Honduran refugree camps’ are we’ll ing but leftist propaganda,have to settle for a Miskito Indian relocation Now I’d like to get down to some outrightcamp. I recommend that you read Katherine name-calling. ' .Yih’s article entitled Inside a Miskito Indian Mr. Sorenson, in the very “partisan zeal”Resettlement Camp in the Nicaragua Reder (a that you accused me of, you run around like abook I urge you to read if you really are inter- McCarthyite with his head cut off trying toested in “all the facts” and not just shoveling stir up an irrational American fear of thepro-Reagan campaign rhetoric). Yih concludes word “Communism.” Whether the Sandinistasthat the Miskito Indians, although tradition- are communist or not (they’re about as corn-ally hostile toward any central government in munist as England was under the Labor PartyManagua, now work with the Sandinistas be- in the 70’s — which is to say leftist) is besidecause they were humanely treated by them, the point. A government is only as good as theThe reason the Indians were relocated in the people that make it up and their govern-t: l i r\ I , L. CLvv10AlcY Cooperative Coffee Farmersment of the most powerful country in theworld has already reduced Nicaragua’s oncethriving economy to a complete shambles. Ithink this is contemptible and stupid. Ourshow of force just makes the Nicaraguans relyfirst place was to avoid being wiped out in a ment’s men have acted far more honorablyconfrontation between the Sandinistas and than ours. The fact that they are leftists does more and more on the Russians and Cubanscontras. not justify our economic and military support for military aid. It also inflames a hatred of 0Also, on the subject of human rights, Mr. of torture, murder, and terrorism.Sorenson misquotes me: “Mr. Toma goes on to What’s more Mr. Sorenson, you say of me,say that...the Sandinistas certainty aren’t “| sincerely doubt Mr. Toma would have theguilty of any gross human rights violations, courage to slander his political leaders if heOnce again Mr. Toma’s anti-Reagan zeal has faced the threat of death as soon as his grum-clouded his vision.” On the contrary, Mr. blings were reported to those leaders. IndeedSorenson, once again your B-schoot tie has cut he would probably flee to Canada.”off the circulation to your brain. I didn’t say Mr. Sorenson, please, don’t piss on mythe Sandinistas aren’t guilty of human rights shoes and tell me its raining. Slander is aviolations. I made It clearthat it was my opin- word that applies much better to your writingion that the Sandinistas were not guilty of the style than mine. And before you imply thatkind of atrocrtie* the oontras perform every |’m a coward, reread your own article whichday as a perfect expression of what they are: states, “American support of covert activitiesnamely, the tortpnsr of iqnfcteent priests, school may not be the answer but I personally favorteachers, healttj.vvc0kisfs, and others that it over doing the fighting myself.” Don’twork with the Sandinistas. I based my opinion worry big guy, I don’t think President Reaganon firsthand reports from people I’ve talked requires your manly military mignt just yet.to who have been in Nicaragua. My opinion Indeed, the military and economic punish- Americans that will last long after the Rea¬gan administration leaves office, a hatredfound not only in Nicaragua.Mr. Sorenson says, “We may argue for dia¬logue and negotiations but the stark reality isthat the communists cheat.” The “stark reali¬ty” is that the Reagan administration has liedto us and the Nicarguans. The Reagan admin¬istration did a turnaround on the ContadoraPeace treaty, refuses to appear before theUnited h^tions world court, and Its employeeswrote the QA death primer. The stark realityis that the Reagan administration has made awhipping boy but of Nicaragua to show theworld what happens to oppressed third worldnations that dare to overthrow US backed die- 6 .0Co® q©ee,\y^ ,AWk■*Vo'cK*taturships and men not become US satel¬lites. 0^4—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALvH®. s©6* iCyS 2 \Ps WIa i°\0 xV®©, * v.\0 ■ ©°\\m \6s©?. ©©) _a'\°J< ' < K>®*0°°^® l0VJe 4VO '#4ss °- \ 7:^*T„o»" by Dierdre FretzOn Monday, 14 October, the AssociatedPress reported that the CIA had suppliedPsychological Operations in Guerrilla War¬fare, a manual containing instructions on in¬timidation, kidnapping, and murder, to con¬tras opposing Nicaragua’s Sandinistagovernment. The existence of such a manualmay violate President Reagan’s ExecutiveOrder forbidding the CIA to engage or con¬spire to engage in assassination, as well asthe House amendment stipulating that US aidnot be spent on overthrowing the Nicaraguangovernment.Sen. Edward Boland (D-MA), head of theSenate Committee on Intelligence, stated thatthe committee had received a copy of^themanual on 1 October and had been conductingan investigation of It. • President Reagan,however, stated that he did not know of themanual until two days after the AP reportand two weeks after it was brought to the at¬tention of the Senate Committee. Four moreinvestigations have begun since the AP re¬port. These investigations have renewed in- terest in a CIA “comic book’’ discovered by were any managerial deficiencies.” HouseCongress last summer because that publica- Speaker O’Neill stated that these two in-tion illustrates how individual Nicaraguans house investigations would be a “white-could help destabilize their government, wash.” Two more investigations have beenWritten and distributed last spring, it in- called by the House Intelligence Committeestructs citizens to pour dirt in gas tanks, plug and the General Accounting Office. In ques-up toilets, and leave lights on in order to sab- tion is Executive Order #12333 issued by theotage and harass the government. Edgar Cha- president on 4 December 1981:morro, a contra spokesman and military lead¬er, stated that the illustrations had to be No person employed by or acting in be-reworked prior to distribution because they half of the United States government“didn’t look very Nicaraguan,” thus undertin- shell engage in or conspire to engage inassassination...No agency of the intelli¬gence community shall participate in orrequest any person to undertake activi¬ties forbidden by this order.OT \*>On October 21, an Administration officialstated that the manual was written by “alow-level contract employee of the CIA” whoing their foreign origin.The CIA manual (Psychological Opera¬tions...) instructs contras to kidnap officials ofthe government, ‘‘neutralize carefullyplanned targets,” and includes a scheme tokill members of their own organization inorder to create “martyrs” around which civil¬ians could rally. It includes tips on how to jus-s&»! tify such crimes to the Nicaraguan people so was “operating outside the way the CIAas to “insure popular support, essential for wants its contract employees to operate.”the good development of guerrilla warfare.” The official also claimed that the manualThe manual also encourages contras to occupy which was made public was a first draft, andvillages as a first step in defeating the San- subsequent versions did not include the sec-dinistas. All forms of communication linking tions which would be in violation of the Execu-the villages to the outside are to be cut and tive Order.anyone attempting to leave the village Mr. Chamorro, however, contradicted theseshould be shot on the grounds that the San-dinistas would “carry out acts of reprisal suchas rape, pillage, destruction, captures, etc,”if they found out the contras had held a vil¬lage.While there have been reports of the Ni¬caraguan government moving people out ofareas under frequent attack, there havebeen no verified accounts of any reprisals. Onthe other hand, the contras — many of whomwere allegedly members of ex-dictator Anas-tasio Somoza’s feared Guardia Nacicnal —are noted in Nicaragua for their frequentburning of crops last summer and for carryingout kidnappings, torture, and murdersagainst teachers, technicians, and officials inthe countryside.Finally, the manual suggests that the con¬tras “make it clear that the Sandinista re¬gime is ‘foreignizing,’ ‘repressive,’ and ‘im¬perialistic.’ ” Of course, others argue it is theU.S.-backed contras who are “foreignizing.”Since December 1981, when President Rea¬gan first authorized Nicaraguan covert ac¬tion, the contras have received more than$80 million in American funds and it has beensuggested that they receive additional assis¬tance from the large and rapidly growingU.S. military installations just a few milesfrom their Honduran base camps. The exis¬tence of the manual may prove that CIA advi¬sors not only direct funds but also the politi-cal-military strategy of thecontra-revolucionarios. Sen. ChristopherDodd (D—CT) asserted that the manual“makes a mockery” of the Reagn administra¬tion’s global anti-terrorist campaign. He re¬marked, “If this isn’t state-supported terror¬ism, I don’t know what is.”On the same day as Mr. Reagan acknow¬ledged the CIA manual’s existence, he or¬dered one investigation by the Agency’s In¬spector General and another by its OversightBoard to ‘‘determine whether there were vio¬lations of the law or policy and whether there two assertions. First, he stated that JohnKirkpatrick, a veteran of the Korean andVietnam wars, was the author of the manualand was in frequent contact with CIA employ¬ees working in Honduras who were familiarwith its contents. Second, he stated thatabout 2,000 copies of the manual’s firstdraft, containing the legally questionablesections, had in fact been distributed amongthe contras.The Senate Intelligence Committee investi¬gation chaired by Mr. Boland is not only ques¬tioning whether the manual violated the De¬cember 1981 Executive Order, but alsowhether the CIA violated an amendment tothe contras Senate appropriations bill. Thatamendment forbids the CIA to spend money“for the purpose of overthrowing the Gov¬ernment of Nicaragua” and was adopted bythe House of Representatives in 1982 by avote of 411 to O.According to Mr. Boland, the manual dem¬onstrates that the CIA’s support of the con¬tras goes beyond the stated goal of keepingrevolution quarantined in Nicaragua. In fact,the manual does not mention other countriesin the area (such as El Salvador) where, theCIA asserts, rebels are receiving aid from Ni¬caragua. The goal of the actions prescribed inthe manual is repeatedly stated to be the de¬feat of the Nicaraguan government. Bolandconcludes that the manual offers “proof” thatthe CIA does not merely want to destabilizethe country so that they will be more willingto negotiate, but that they are supporting theoverthrow of its government.Congress passed a resolution during thispast session which suspended all aid to thecontras until 28 February 1985 in order to re¬evaluate U.S. commitments in the area. Aidwill only be re-instituted with full House andSenate approval, but the deployment ofAmerican combat troops in the region re¬mains a possibility in the view of many Rea¬gan administration critics.CIA KILLS.e<^eS 0 &6&\s 0 vO\©° veN5'° < V3 AS® ■0®eoY.®^\©6\9kv»®o'6 iP Photo by Lynne Barbee \©s®6’®e© .V-,6 . Nfi® s9ete,\\Ve ■0© *J **>t. < c^e'"4 cv® Nji® s©6©p V©1© 0©T„<e 9 *®.\\OeA ^- ^\0°? ©®"‘v\\\© \© *0 0<&V'V' IB*®**0 Vv\<v" \©% o >*»V\S XNo''e V®vVf 0 o© xe®v>8®0°qP rvvThe superimposed quotes are from workers, farmers,teachers, children, and the elderly of Nicaragua, andare excerpted from the report We Want Peace: Peopleof Nicaragua, written by Mary Dugan and publishedby the Social Action Committee, Community Church ofNew York, January 1984.-4 THE GREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1984-5The Arnold W. Ravin Memorial Lectures 1984-85Will B. 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STATE CALL TOLL FREE AOO-223-1782THERE WILL BE AN EMERGENCYMAROON STAFF MEETINGTO ELECT A NEW EDITOR-IN-CHIEFSUNDAY, OCTOBER 28THAT 6:30 PMTHE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AREMAROON STAFF MEMBERS:Karen E. AndersonStephanie BaconElizabeth Barnes-NobleRosemary BlinnMark BlockerAnthony CashmanDennis ChanskyFrank ConnolleyAlexandra ConroyThomas CoxWally DabrowskiTina EllerbeeMichael ElliottBen ForestCliff GrammichSusan GreenbergBill HayesKeith Horvath Jim Jozefowicz Steve SorensenKarla Karanin David SullivanLarry Kavanagh Bob TravisBruce King Terry TrojanekAl Knapp Julie WeissmanJohn Kotz Brian CampbellDavid Lanchner Jesse HalvorsenJane Look Michael KotzePaula Lortie David MillerFrank Luby Patrick MoxeyL.D. Lurvey Brian MulliganHelen Markey Rachel SaltzChristopher Pearson Wayne ScottLeslie Rigby Mark TomaJuanita Roche Rick WojcikBurt RosenGeoff SherryJeff Smith Ken Wissoker6—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26,1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALMNHMMISCHOOL PRAYER: IMPERIAL RELIGIONCrows exhibit three singular charac¬teristics. The first is that no non-crow candeal with them since he will not be listenedto: with their uproar they will silence hisvoice, the second is that they are of theopinion that in the world of birds thereexist nothing but crows: all those birdswho consider themselves as belonging toanother type are crows in disguise andmust be forced, with an uproar difficult toimagine, to reveal their true nature. Thethird is that none of them can stand beingalone: the crow that leaves the flock diesof fear of loneliness.—Martin Buber, 1964by Pamela HaskinIn his recent article, “Another Glance atSchool Prayer and Faith,” published in lastFriday’s Maroon, Bruce Lorz preached thatchildren are receptive to religious teach¬ings and that “school children are not tooyoung to be enlightened: the prophetIsaiah was twelve years old when hebegan his mission.” While Lorz explainsthat such enlightenment comes only withdedicated religious training and faith, hebelieves that a child’s religious identitymust not be denied him in public since, “re¬ligious faith is not a set of beliefs that areforgotten when convenient.” Lorz strikesreaders with his passionate attempt toshow that a child’s right to pray must beprotected. He goes further to demand thatthis right be encouraged by governmentlegislation.At first, Lorz admits the injustice offorced prayer in public schools saying thatit is “unfair and unlawful.” However, hesoon confuses the issue, claiming that todeny children prayer time in school re¬veals a forced “state-mandated atheism.”He says that public schools should encour¬age religious prayer of any kind by aliot-ing a time for prayer, thus providing thereligious child the opportunity to stop andpray if he or she is spiritually moved to doso. Yet Lorz neglects the possibility thatprayers recited in class will have thepower to indoctrinate or intimidate chil¬dren into following religious traditions.During their formative years, childrenhave a real tendency to repeat what theyare taught and what they hear. The factthat children leun a great deal unconsi-cously predicts that prayers recited in theclassroom will have some unconscious in¬fluence upon students. The possibility that even a few children would be affectedshows the non-passive nature of prayer inschool.In addition, the likelihood is high thatone popular religious tradition within theclass (school, community, etc.) would even¬tually wield influence over the minoritybeliefs of students. It is not characteristicof U.S. citizens to passively accept the co¬existence of other religious practices. Evenif prayer in public schools would not op¬press students outside the religious major¬ity, what is the advantage of having thegovernment mandate this religious activi¬ty? Lorz is not able to describe what ben¬efits might come with this legislative mea¬sure. He even admits that the time inschool dedicated to prayer would simplybe “a moment set aside for private prayeror for staring at the wall.” If prayer timedoes not indoctrinate children, as Lorz as¬sures us, it might just as dangerously leadthose who choose not to pray, and thosewho do, to boredom. In this way, prayertime would distract the student from theeducational program, leaving .both theeager and the mind-wandering studentlimp, disinterested in learning.Mr. Lorz concedes that the time set asideto pray in the classroom would not aim toteach various religious traditions, andadmits that “the purpose is to allowprayer, not to educate.” He fails to ex¬plain why prayer, if it has no educational value, should be introduced into the publicschool curriculum. Instead, he implies thatthe danger of a schizophrenic develop¬ment within the religious child may only beprevented by an encouraged time forprayer in class. With this time, the reli-gously trained child would no longer be de¬prived of his religious identity.Although Lorz states that “forcedprayer is unfair and unlawful,” he defendsPresident Reagan’s support for prayer inpublic school. Lorz agrees with Reaganwhen he says that the President “must actwithin the guidelines of his faith, and polit¬ical matters are not exempt.” Lorz, feelinguneasy about this statement, then prom¬ises that one's faith has nothing to do withone’s political affiliation and that a claimto be a Republican or Democrat “is fine fortalking politics, but otherwise it's irrele¬vant.” More characteristically, Lorz re¬verts to his appeal that, for the religiousperson, “faith, real faith (?) controls his orher everyday life in all matters.” Thisshows that he sees no problem with oneexercising his or her specifically Christianmorality over the American public; withadmiration, Lorz tells how in this way, Mr.Reagan “fulfills his responsibility as bothChristian and President.” This implies thatthe separation of Church and State, withinthe mind of the President, is impossible.Long having gritted his teeth in order toappear non-partisan, Lorz cannot help butproclaim ih« message oenina his sermon.He lapses into an emotionally Christian at¬ tack against those fighting Reagan’s polit¬ical support of public school prayer.Enraged, he attacks the strong criticismthat such prayer might become dominated,in particular, by Christian prayer, defen¬sively, he retorts: “Apparently imposedChristian faith is false, but others areo.k.” He then suggests that even if Chris¬tian prayer did gain a dominant interest inclass, students would not at all suffer fromthis influence but, would instead bettercomprehend other cultures since Christian¬ity and “the name of Jesus Christ has beenproclaimed in every corner of the world,millenia in most places!” Inspired by hisown Christian faith, Lorz, flag and cross inhand, makes an even stronger call for im¬perialism and declares, “Even the atheisticregimes in the Soviet Union, China andelsewhere cannot prevent the spread ofthis message.” Lorz forgets that a Chris¬tian presence alone does not engender thepractice of freedom of belief. Lest thepious Lorz forget Christianity's bloody im¬perialist record, I remind him of Bartolo¬meo de las Casas' account of the Spanishacquisition of Cuba De las Casas shows aCuban Indian leader’s response to the newSpanish religion:. . .they do worship some covetous and un¬satisfied Diety, and to content the greedyworship of that Celestial Power, they re¬quire many things from us. . . Behold herethe God of the Spaniards, and therefore ifyou think fitting, let us dance and sing be¬fore their God. Perhaps we may therebyappease his rage, and he will then com¬mand the Spaniards to let us alone.”... THE GREY CJTY -JOURNAL—-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1964—7IT.' i 'jH t - -V.t» /. TiO* 'CC 'AO>V* -*»ASome kinda astronautsby Campbell McGrathAwhile' Shirley fucks around^A?: . ;'JT ip 'fucking? Mickey, man’:surest .washing ': ■ : " ‘ ^ ~ . fWhatf-Yfeah' , uts. 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Hooteys«fegifcfedn't f-«. - --c.V Him' with' the dou_ :J'p'-'l*he stupidest^hing"(Pause)' ’’'You ca/VynaT.'aivrause.j mou udiiiny, .me siupiu(Paus'eKjs^tdat it.^uh^.Huh -buddy^iWaddya sav7 Ycj calling stucic:7/ .-■■jr^n.^‘.‘k-tt' . rsv-^«dcihr»>-TV-^.»> * Mr ■ d.You re not drinking beer m cans anymore,right?"That,s great'.-■No.w' you^Rnow■-. 'the Great Ragoo man Fu.ckingn ,sta helped -out orng, right? He- musta ‘'got ShirleyWhere s it at/ hun? in the kitchen? Is it inthe kitchen, or what?Doug f ' ‘ f t \ * JT - f.' * " * f *It’s in,'the...refrigerator;-Where .the heirdo Right That’s rightyou. think9 You re{ getting on my. nerves, - " ‘ 11 ’ - ’’ »->! . *7%'c *youjknow that-? -Now shut up and *watch thev' Boug * V, c,show, wijl you’?;^" i * Because V°'u/’e worried about choking on- ' : " ■ '■ ' "JT^ t 'V * ' £ iYeah. Just let 'me get a beerhere. " * JT ■' ;JT moves tqward hallway then stops. Right So what9Hey, Jet me ask y'ou.-^ what kind of'.Hoo- S ■* «■ - - , > 1‘ (teys ^ou got? (k "* - < Doug'- > . . - ,* - v' •'H-, x <d \ . ^ '.J X’^v-a *” ^ So9, did- you ever thf.nk* that-maybe youw/°UQ w 'h? ' *' f '' ^ don'-Kput the^poptop’into the can9 MaybeyhatAi|gH& ^ you dri?ik your beer.and hold the poptop in.Waiti^gj^lerM didn’t see him takeYoO :s.aA) hitn -then ,You saw him take it.You s’D&e9 .‘‘rDoug:Yeah, bring me oneJT:No fucking beer.Doug:No fucking beer?;Ydu didn t see'him take it?^^;|What?|)Wh'at%arefwe talking about here J-S p: arejwe1 taIking!abo'ut Mickey? JT That’s it. j h.--' I**.., -- * ,>Doug: - f ’ t v *: -rNo Hooter’s or Kugels?- - -fi4 -^ 'f , j u i , ^JT: - - MPPM;That's the one. No fucking l^poteys. .J,^-■ 4-f0?pfrly?AlDoug: j “ i - ‘l-; i J sFucking Mickey musta took 'em. . ?5*« r «JT: 4* ^Mickey, huh? Y .*^ s,\*t,Doug: ■ -v f .. .. . ^.,Musta took the last goddamn beer ’ » ^,v -tv',*JT: -JXX 'Fucking Mickey, man. f$j| iCincinnati? What the hell is that?Doug.^ *' "* 7That’s it. It’s Cincinnati. PeriodjJR'ght- Mickey'and the last Camel.%^’Mickey and the Camel? What’s that? What’fethe’fuck iSfthat?|rWhat the shit is this?%£■■*!&■**>•*■ > s-4 „ . . ,^ Just Shut up a-minute. I m trying to watch&&’Laverne and ShirIey’’ here. Yeah, look at that’JT j* t* . * /Doug f ^ J ' ^ ,Cincinnati. Yeah Right. (Pause) I mean, ^Kenny 'and Squiggy are beating the shitwhat's K-in/the Hooteys? ^ outta that .spaceman How the-hell did that&hto _ -U -<_.r ft . .. .Pause JT wanderssverne and Shirley’’ huh? towards TV. “La-There’s Laverne with her Bowling' ballWhere the fuck is Shirley?JT:Yeah. Like you got cans or bottles?DougYeah Doug:Shirley? She’s been there all the timeShe’s been making all the goddamn dough¬nuts. Fucking Laverne was up in the space¬ship. Doug:That guyDoug:Cans or bottles?JT:Fucking Lenny andmother-fuckers, j.. Squiggy are crazyYeah. What the fuck. What the1'fuck is-heup to, huh? What does he think, huh?Doug: - ■,:,*•■■■. ,,AHey, here comes "Good Times." a. i:- mRight. You got ponies,, tallboys, bullets, jjbumpers — what?will you sit down and shut up There she is. Guess sheiescaped or some¬thing.Doug: ' :¥« - ifHow the fuck do I know?JT:Shit. Hey, you gotta cigarette? Doug: / ?? ■And there’s the Great Ragoo Look’s likehe had something to do with it, huh? Oh yeah? (Pause) Good times? Who says?Doug: •/ f - f: 'fXj ~ .Here it comes, man. Sit down and shut uRagoo? Yeah, Ragoo must have done huh - ,something. ,v'; ■- JT- , ^Oh veah? (Pau««) Hey, "Good Times,yeah. I seen that. That’s alright. Fuckir"Good Times.’’Alright.I was reading in the paper where someguys choked to death on a can of beer.Imagine that? Choked on a poptop drink¬ing a can of beer.Mickey musta took emHey, look at that. Laverne and Shirley arespace-men, or what? Doug-So what? Doug:Look, now he’s eating some of the doughisSmM8—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL