The Chicago MaroonVolume 94. No. 13 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon i uesday, October 23, 1984The Hyde Park Theatre will reopen in January afterstanding unoccupied for quite some time. The new theatrewill add a new “ambience” to Hyde Park according to oneUniversity official, see page 15. DEMON cries “foul” to SGBy David BurkeFRESHMAN REPRESEN¬TATIVE candidate Dan Hall,running with the DEMONparty, believes last week’s Stu¬dent Government electionswere invalidated to keep himfrom winning.“It reeks that they’re lookingfor any excuse to invalidate mycandidacy,” said Hall, whogave examples of what hecalled “harassment. In CobbHall and Pierce dormitory, wefound our signs ripped downwithin the prescribed 50 feet ofthe polling place, while othercandidates’ signs have beenleft up,” said Hall. No sign en¬dorsing a candidate or partymay appear within 50 feet of apolling place in an SG elec¬tion.Brad Smith, SG vice-presi-Thieves strike Ida Noyes HallBy James ThompsonTWO APPARENTLY unre¬lated thefts occurred early thisOctober in Ida Noyes Hall. Thethefts, one after a forced entry,involved cash, and JonathanKleinbard, vice-president forUniversity news and communi¬ty affairs, recommends thatanyone using the building bemore careful and security-con¬scious.At 11 a m. on October 2, anemployee of Ida’s Cafe left heroffice in the basement with abrown bag of cash for depositin the first floor safe. She putthe bag on the safe and left forBy Steve SorensenRather than go over the de¬tails of what each candidatesaid in Sunday's debate, theMaroon staff decided to givethe readers a glimpse of howthe grass roots of academiafeel about the candidates. Fol¬lowing the debate. I visitedsome residence halls andcalled some friends to find out“how the people feel.” Al¬though my sample size was li¬mited and hardly random. Igot the strong impression thatRon should have dumped a fewmore campaign dollars intothis area if he was hoping totake the U of C by a landside.Mondale supporters outnum¬bered Reagan fans by morethan 3 to 1. Despite the dis¬parity, U of C students voiced awide range of opinions whichcan only be appreciated by ex¬periencing them for yourself.University of Chicago stu¬dent David Cohen was confi¬dent that Reagan would bemore likely to blow us up first.In his mind, “deterence is aconfused cause.” Cohen feltmore immediately affected bythe Reagan cuts in student aid.He is going to vote his pocketbook and Mondale is the clearwinner when it comes to finan¬cial aid for students. Mr.Cohen had one of the best criti¬cisms of Reagan's abortionpolicy that I’ve heard...in hiswords, “Reagan’s abortionpolicy is inconsistent with hissubsidy cuts to poverty strikenmembers of female singleparent homes. Abortion is abad thing, but if you stop it youhave to deal with the conse¬quences,” i.e., an inilux ofunwed mothers who need sup¬port. Cohen summed up Rea- 10 minutes. When she returnedthe bag of money had disap¬peared. Security officials con¬cluded that the money wastaken by a passerby who spot¬ted the unguarded bag on thesafe.On October 6, $40 and sometickets were stolen from theMaroon Express bus servicecash box. A staff member leftthe Student Activities Officefor 15 minutes at 8:45 p.m.When he returned, the deskpadlock was smashed and thetickets and cash were missng.KLEINBARD SAID thatthieves often use heavily at-gan’s performance Sundaynight as being, “more derelictthan ever.”Matt Sucher feels that Rea¬gan is simply “out of touch.”He says, “The CIA covert sup¬port manual is a perfect exam¬ple; Reagan just does not un¬derstand what is going on inhis administration.” Sucheralso has trouble with Reagan’smassive defense spending. Inhis mind, the deficit financingof an arms buildup is econom¬ically unsound. Matt voicedconcern over Reagan's pam¬pering of the rich and hishuman rights short-comings.Mr. Sucher was for Mondalegoing into the debate and thecandidates’ performance soli¬dified his position.Tom Whitenev never likedReagan but after watching thedebates he feels that he hasfound an acceptable alterna¬tive in Walter Mondale. Tom’sassessment of Mondale’s per¬formance Sunday night was,“Mondale did OK.” On theother hand, Whiteney couldn’tstand Reagan’s perfor¬mance... Whiteney made a fewevaluations that we simplycan’t print, but concluded bysaying that, “Reagan couldn’teven complete a sentence. Heis definitely not a great com¬municator.”Julie Vargo echoed Tom’sresponse. She feels that Mon¬dale is “the only option thatmight work.” In response tothe question, “Do you thinkFerraro was a good choice fora running mate?” Vargo re¬plied “definitely.”When asked for her opinionon uho won the debate. JustineCassell replied, “I couldn’t be¬lieve how senile Reagan tended gatherings as a coverfor their actions. However,Kleinbard wasn’t certain thatthe theory applied in thesecases.He did cite a Phi Delta Thetafraternity party last spring,when several expensive bar ac¬cessories and beer equipmentdisappeared.He also said the two Ida in¬cidents “don’t seem to be relat¬ed” and attributes the firsttheft to carelessness and thesecond to apparent premedita¬tion.looked! He never finished asentence.” Cassell just recent¬ly returned to America afterspending some time overseas.She was one of the few respon¬dents who felt that the debatereally affected the way she willvote. Prior to seeing the de¬bate, she had anti-Reagan ten¬dencies, but now she says sheknows she’ll vote against Rea¬gan.The opinions recorded abovewere reiterated by several stu¬dents. If you're a batteredGOP reader, you’re probablywondering, “is there any hopefor Reagan??” Yes! Pro-Reagan U of C students werejust as adamant in their sup¬port for the incumbent.Matthew Natt voted for Rea¬gan 4 years ago. Matt says,“Under Carter-Mondale, myfamily couldn’t afford to sendme to the U of C. Reagan hasgiven us a recovery and as aresult, 1 have new opportuni¬ties.” Matt feels that the eco¬nomic recovery will not beable to bear the oppressive po¬licies of Walter Mondale. Whenquestioned about Reagan’scuts to the poor, Matt respond¬ed with little pity, saying hefeels that people have to takeresponsibility for their exis¬tence...they can’t expect tospend a lifetime of subsidisedindolence.Another student who pre¬ferred not to be referred to byname said, “Hey, in two yearsI’m going to try and find a job.If Mondale gets elected, myeducation will turn out to befruitless. Nobody will be ableto pay me for the skills thatI’m working so hard to obtain.Reagan has provided an envi¬ronment of economic bounty! dent, said that the idea that SGsingled out DEMON is “unne¬cessarily paranoid.”ACCORDING TO Smith theelection was invalidated be¬cause 10 percent of the ballotshad been filled out incorrectly,and this had altered the out¬comes of some of the races.The freshman representativerace is one of the affected con¬tests. In that race the four can¬didates receiving the mostvotes become freshman repre¬sentatives. W’hile he refused todisclose any results, Smithsaid that the mix-up had notchanged anything in Hall’scase.Hall gave this reason for theinvalidation: “If we get twoDEMON’S on the council, wecan second our own motions. Iwould have been the secondDEMON. We think I won. andwon big.”He added that “Smith isscared of publicity for DEMONin the spring elections.”A SOURCE in Student Gov¬ernment, asking not to benamed, said that Hall came insecond out of the 12 candidates,and was assured of a winningseat. Smith said that “bythrowing away 10 percent ofthe ballots, we would have sochanged the elections that itwould be unfair to the peoplewho might have won. I didn'twant them to be denied.” Headded, “The election has to bere-held, and it makes no dif¬ference to me who wins. I justneed four warm bodies to fillthose seats.”The employment opportunitieslook better than ever. I'm withReagan all the way! Mondalecan raise his own taxes. If he'sso worried about the deficit,why doesn't he drop out of theelection race and donate allthat campaign money to thegovernment so it doesn't go towaste?”Lynn Pace offers us a littlemore subdued platform sup¬port. Pace said. “Of all thepresidents since FDR. Reaganhas been the most effective atfulfilling his promises. Whenhe came to office, he ran on aplatform of economic recov¬ery. strong defense, and atougher image abroad. He hasdelivered on each of thosepromises. The economy islooking better than ever. TheRussians know they have totake us seriously, and the in¬cessant critisism we were get- Hall claims that Smith isholding the new elections aweek later so that other candi¬dates can benefit from thedelay and have time to discred¬it DEMON in the paper. Healso pointed out that DEMONmust spend more money onposters. Smith replied that theextra week would drain thesupplies of all the candidates,and that he was sorry.“Can they just keep invali¬dating elections until they getthe results thev want?” askedHall.MARCUS ASNER. a formerDEMON candidate, relatedthis election to the controversylast spring, when the CAREparty, which includes Smith,defeated the newly formedDEMON ticket. “In DEMON’Sopinion, there is somethingwrong with every election.There was especially a wholelot wrong with last year’s. Wewant to know, where do youdraw the line?” said Asner,who wondered “why does BradSmith start drawing the linewhen a DEMON candidatewins?”Hall added, “We feel that thesame grounds should apply tolast year's election and we arenow officially demanding thatlast year's election be invalid¬ated.”DEMON'S claim that lastyear's election should be inval¬idated concerns a poster thatCARE presidential candidateChris Hill passed out. It quotedthe “DEMON platform” assaying “grad students are ba¬sically inconsequential.”DEMON claims that the quotewas taken out of context frompresidential candidate MarkWoo. who believed that gradu¬ate students at the time werenot making any noticeable useof student activities. CAREwon the election; the two par¬ties had run closely in the Col¬lege. but CARE carried largemajorities in the graduateschools.“AS FAR AS I know it wasnot an unfair quote.” saidSmith “Besides,” he added,“if the elections were unfair.DEMON could have taken theissue to SFA court and tried toget it invalidated last spring.They chose not to, and it's a bitlate to be making thesecharges now. If you run a cam¬paign on a party line, andsomeone in the party sayssomething, everybody else isrepresented as well. It was ascrewy election, but I wouldn'tcall it unfair.”“Come on, what party wouldU of C students react to Presidential debatesay that (the statement ongrad students)?” said Asner.continued on page three continued on page threeInsideNo Bartlett repair soonnews page 3Addotta fishes for humorfeatures page 11Off the IM Wiresports page 17rs, Schick „SuperQSpecially Fashionedin our school colorsGet a Free Schick Super II Razor withtwo Schick Super II twin blade cartridgesand a coupon good for 25c off your nextSuper II purchase plus...A chance to win a Schick Super IIAthletic Bag in the Bookstore’ssweepstakes. The Bookstore has atleast 25 or more winners!Just fill out the coupon below and bring itto the bookstore to receive your specialrazor.The Super II twin blade shaving systemfeatures Super II twin blades that arecustom honed for close, comfortableshaves.Quantities are limited and will be distributed on a first comefirst served basis. 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When asked about the debate, hereplied, ‘‘Mondale is attacking Reaganon leadership issues, but Reagan hasdemonstrated some of the greatestleadership this country has ever seen.Carter was a wimp. Reagan won thatelection because he offered stability toa nation that had been plagued by inef¬fective leadership for over a decade.”Jeppsen also voiced some real concernover the media’s attempt to sway theAmerican people He is offended by theone-sided and anti-Reagan reportingthat he says is rampant on network TV.“It’s like the media has taken a person¬al challenge to defeat Ronald Reaganso they’re doing all they can to makehim look bad.”David Blake summed up pro Reaganopinion with: “Ronald Reagan is poss¬ibly the best president this nation hasever had.”DEMONcontinued from page one“We had no platform anyway.“From that sign you’d think we’dwanted to round up grad students intoconcentration camps or something,”Asner continued. “The first day the(CARE) posters came out, I told Chris(Hill) that that wasn’t our position. Buthe was still handing out those sameposters up until 45 minutes before theend of the election when I had to threa- Perhaps the most insightful criti¬cisms came from a couple of studentswho still haven’t decided whom to votefor.Richard Manning is disgusted withboth candidates. He says, “Mondale isloose with promises... I just can’t trusthim.” On the other hand, Richard alsodislikes Reagan. “I’m insulted by hisabsence of awareness on the issues...hedoesn’t have a good enough grip tolead.” Manning was confident that hewasn’t going to vote for Reagan beforeRaven I. McDavid Jr., one of theworld’s leading experts on the Ameri¬can language, and Professor Emeritusin the Departments of English and Lin¬guistics, died Sunday at the age of 73.He apparently suffered a heart at¬tack.McDavid’s primary work was as edi¬tor of the Linguistic Atlas of the Middleand South Atlantic States, a massive,still unfinished undertaking that hespent more than 40 years researchingand writing. “It is one of the absolutelyfundamental works on American En¬glish,” said his assistant editor, Wil¬liam A. Kretzchmar.“He was a very learned man, some¬thing of a character, who wrote like anangel,” said McDavid’s friend and col¬league Gwin J. Kolb, the Chester D.ten to sue him,” he added. Asner alsopointed out that Hill wrote an apologyto the Maroon, but it “conveniently didnot come out until after the election.”SMITH SUMMED up his position bysaying “I think the discrepancies inthis (fall) election were so large thatany reasonable person chairing (it)would have thrown it out.”Asner said, “The people of StudentGovernment are all hard-working, en¬ergetic people. But these sleazy elec¬tions have got to stop. Our position is:where do these guys get off?” Sunday’s debate. He was hoping to finda decent alternative in Walter Mondalebut was disappointed.Rick Duerden says that, “The debatejust muddled me further. Reagan triedto emulate Mondale and Mondale triedto emulate Reagan. Both candidatesdealt with how they were perceivedrather than dealing with the issues. Ijust couldn’t trust their responses.”Duerden is still undecided. He prefersMondale on issues of foreign policy butsees Reagan as being more moral.Tripp Professor in Humanities. “Hewrote beautiful prose.”Kolb said McDavid was the onlymember of the English DepartmentRaven I. McDavid Jr.ever to be awarded an honorary degreefrom the Sorbonne, which he receivedin late 1982. McDavid was the author ofseveral books and dozens of articlesover the years, many on the subject ofregional American dialects. He wasnoted for his ability to identify a speak¬er’s home region simply by listening to Well, there you have it, a wide arrayof opinions and comments. The U of Cis populated with people who have verydiverse views. I’m just glad that welive in a country where we are allowedto choose our leaders. The Maroon doesnot officially support any candidate,but we urge you to vote. In the words ofone of the interviewees, “If you don’tlike your choices, write in yourmother!” Make a difference on No¬vember 6 and head for the ballot box.the person talk.A native of South Carolina. McDavidtaught at the Citadel, Michigan StateUniversity, Duke University, and theSouthwest Louisiana Institute beforecoming to the University of Chicago in1958. He retired in 1977.McDavid was riding in his car beforenoon Sunday with his wife. Virginia,when he was stricken, said Kolb Theywere on their way to see a new exhibitof French Impressonistic paintings atthe Art Institute of Chicago.A memorial service for McDavid willbe held at 10 a.m. Wednesday at St.Paul the Redeemer Church, 4945 S.Dorchester Ave. No visitation or otherservices are planned. In lieu of flowers,the family asked that contributions bemade to charity.CorrectionDue to a reporter’s error in an articleon the new commuting students’lounge in Cobb Hall ( Maroon,10/19/84), the lounge was referred to asbeing a converted lavatory. The roomis in fact a converted laboratory. TheMaroon regrets the error. A cartoon inthe same issue depicted commuters ina lavatory/lounge; that cartoon wasbased solely on the incorrect informa¬tion. The Maroon sincerely regrets themistaken impression this caused.Linguistic expert Raven /. McDavid diesour other freshly prepared creations. We caneven cater your business meetings or parties,on or off premises (on premise accommoda¬tions. up to 200 people). Join us at Orly's...for breakfast, lunch, ordinner. Sunday brunch, fora drink, after the theater, orlU because.Indulge yourself...spccumb to a slice of ourChocolate Kahlua Mousse Pie. 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It seems that Mr. Toma wastoo caught up in anti-Reagan zeal tosearch out all the relevant facts.Mr. Toma attacked the Reagan-sup-Now that I've gotten your attention.I’ll try to be more innocuous.You know those mail order commer¬cials for the combination egg poacher-letter opener; it seems like such a goodidea that you could just kick yourselffor not having thought of it. Well, thelatest brainstorm comes from the goodfolk over at Brown University. It seemsthe student body there would like theinfirmary to stock cyanide pills so thatin the event of a nuclear war. Brownstudents could peacefully commit sui¬cide.Now why didn’t we think of that?With all the pharmaceutical companiesin Chicago, such as G.D. Searle andCo., acquiring the little tablets wouldbe no problem. We could have thevarious campus drugstores and sun¬dries shops stock the tablets, and whenthe buttons were pushed, presumablyshortly after Reagan’s reelection, wecould all run to Walgreen’s or Morry’sSundries Shop, take our tablets, andfade into merciful oblivion. (I suspectthat Morry’s already has my tablets setaside).The point is raised that what Brownstudents were seeking is not a guaran¬tee of painless death, but a novel ap¬proach to showing the world that theyare aware and concerned about thethreat of global nuclear war.Which is precisely why it is an ideathat U of C should have come up with.The average University of Chicago stu¬dent is perceived as unaware and un¬concerned. Consider recent examples:the sculpture Why is removed from itshome on the quadrangles and relegatedto a more obscure location in the SmartGallery and no one even questions themove. One senior offered this answer:“It was definitely a sculpture of thefinger and someone must have been of¬fended and had it moved.” The admin¬istration offered the ludicrous explana¬tion that Why’s removal was based onhistorical and aesthetic reasons.In fact quite a few administrators be¬lieve that they have gross freedom ofaction because little they do will be no¬ticed by the students. In case youmissed the back and forth banter of the+/- grading dispute, here’s a quick ported counter-revolutionaries (con¬tras ) as being a bunch of thugs left overfrom the Somoza regime. Several con¬tras were national guardsmen underSomoza and are now supposedly fight¬ing the current regime due to their“sour grapes” feelings about being outof power. While there may be sometruth in this assertion, Mr. Toma failedto mention that the contras are beingrecap: Herman Sinaiko and his flock offaculty took it under their own wing toalter the grading system, citing thatstudent concern over the issue wasminimal. After a mild protest, the issuewas resigned to the foregone file. Nowat the beginning of this year, Mr. Sinai¬ko has shown his willingness to recon¬sider the issue even though he contendsgraduate schools are concerned withwhere you went, your teacher's recom¬mendations and lastly your GPA.It seems what is happening here isthat the administration is playing agame of “If you won’t notice, I will”with the student body. For those of youunfamiliar with this game, it is a per¬verse variation of the older game of “Ifyou scratch my back. I’ll stand still.”And then we come to the most recentexample: Homecoming 1984. A festivalso popular, advertisements for it urgestudents to “get off their ass.” In a bitof clever marketeering, the name forthe event was changed to AutumnNerk,with the hope that perhaps with a newname no one will realize the event inquestion is homecoming and perhapsthey will forget not to come.The name also leaves open the poss-bility of a SpringNerk, tentatively sche¬duled for the 11th week of springquarter and featuring fireworks insidethe Regenstein Library, an “all youcan read” session, and then the bigevent: the University’s ranking scholarwill take his/her final in PhysicalChemistry and Math 302 at the sametime in an attempt to record perfectmarks on both. All the events will takeplace in the Regenstein Library to in¬crease student turnout.But then perhaps the Regenstein Li¬brary is the appropriate place to holdall our festivals, even perhaps “thefinal one.” After all, it was on that site42 years ago that this whole nuclearthreat business began, when the firstself-sustaining nuclear chain reactiontook place. It’s a good thing thereweren’t any typical unconcerned U of Cstudents working on that project. I canjust see the reaction as the discovery ismade: “Yeh, that’s really nice. Maybewe can do something with it after thewar.” led by men who were once united withthe leaders of the Sandinista regime.The most famous of the contra leadersis Eden Pastora, who was once greatbuddies with Ms. Nora Astorga, thedeputy foreign minister of Nicaragua.Together, Mr. Pastora, Ms. Astorga,and several of Nicaragua’s communistcommandantes fought to remove So¬moza. Mr. Pastora had a falling outwith the others when he saw how com¬munism was raping his country.Mr. Toma also attacks the Reagan-backed contras as gross human rightsoffenders, citing an example of bloodyviolence. Toma goes on to say thatsince this is war, gross things happen,but the Sandinistas certainly aren’tguilty of any gross human rights viola¬tions. Once again, Toma’s anti-Reaganzeal has clouded his vision. The WallStreet Journal reports, “There are ‘re¬location camps’ located in Nicaragua,containing Miskito Indians moved forc¬ibly from their homelands — with someloss of life—... and there are refugeecamps in Honduras of Nicaraguan ref¬ugees who fled the Sandinistas.” TheMiskito Indians were forcibly movedby Nora Astorga, Commandante Dan¬iel Ortega, and the rest of the Sandinis¬ta communists. I’m sure that if Mr.Toma interviewed a few Nicaraguanswho are living in refugee camps in Hon¬duras, he would find some more evi¬dence to refute the “remarkable hu¬manist trend” he finds in much of whatthe Sandinistas have done.In his effort to support the Sandinis¬tas, Mr. Toma cites the great populari¬ty which the Sandinistas enjoy amongthe people of Nicaragua. Mr. Toma for¬gets that Nicaragua is under Commu¬nist rule. In Communist countries, youvoice only support for the leadership.Those who dissent are quickly andforcefully dealt with. Mr. Toma is ap¬parently unfamiliar with the SandinistDefense Committees. The Wall StreetJournal reports that these “commit¬tees” are “Cuban-style groups that spyon neighbors, parents and priests andreport any grumbling to Sandinist lead¬ers.” These nark committees existthroughout the Communist world. I sin¬cerely doubt that Mr. Toma would havethe courage to slander his politicalleaders if he faced the threat of prisonor death as soon as his grumblingswere reported to those leaders. Indeed,he would probably flee to Canada, or, ifhe were living in Nicaragua, to Hon¬duras. The contras cannot live with thisoppression. They are indeed fightingfor their freedom.Furthermore, if the Sandinist regimeis all that popular, why can’t they holdan election and let the people provetheir allegiance? The answer can befound in a speech made last spring byBayardo Arce and reprinted in part inthe Wall Street Journal. Mr. Arce is oneof the nine Sandinista commandantes. He is also the director of the Sandinistapolitical commission that is overseeingthe electon. Mr. Carlos Rangel, a Ven¬ezuelan journalist, author, and televi¬sion commentator obtained the tran¬script of the speech and prepared thefollowing comments:Mr. Arce’s speech is long, ram¬bling and conversational. I will con¬dense and quote the most flavorfulparts...Mr. Arce notes: what a revo¬lution needs is the executive expedi¬ency which is the essence of the dic¬tatorship of the proletariat, andfrom that point of view the electionsare a hindrance...The entrepren-urial class no longer counts. The Ni¬caraguan economic project is entire¬ly in the hands of the state. In thesame way, the elections have be¬come an expedient in order to de¬prive our enemies of an argument.“Imperialism asks three things ofus: that we should forsake revolu¬tionary internationalism, that weshould cut our strategic links withthe Soviet Union, and that we shouldbe democratic. Now the formalaspects of what they call democra¬cy, we can handle, and the electionsare that. But we could not stop beinginternationalists or cut our strate¬gic relations with the U.S.S.R. andremain revolutionary. That is out ofthe question. Elections, yes. Be¬cause in them we have an instru¬ment that will disarm the interna¬tional bourgeosie while we keep ongoing forward with the essential andstrategic aspects of the revolution.”(emphasis added)(Wall Street Journal; October 12,1984)It is clear that the Sandinist leadersdesire only to exploit the people. Com¬munism is a real thrust in CentralAmerica. Mr. Toma cites real prob¬lems with Reagan’s current policies inNicaragua; I do not dispute those prob¬lems. However, the answer is not aban¬donment. The freedom of millions ofpeople is a cause worth our attention.American support of covert activitiesmay not be the answer, but I personallyfavor it over doing the fighting myself.We may argue for dialogue and negoti¬ations but the stark reality is that thecommunists cheat. They use negotia¬tions as a means of twisting the West¬ern world’s will to match their own.This is amply evidenced by Mr. Arce’sspeech. What is the answer then?As a nation, we must be aware of allthe facts. We must discard partisanzeal and objectively analyze the stateof affairs in Central America. Once thetrue nature of the problem in CentralAmerica is understood, we can begin toidentify a solution. An educated solu¬tion will be a solution that the people ofAmerican can support.The roots of the current religion debate performancesOpus Degrog by L.D. LurveyBy Jeff SmithIn a development that seems to disturb many com¬mentators, this year’s election has come to focus notjust on religion-related issues, like abortion and tu¬ition tax credits, but on questions of personal reli¬gious belief. At the same time, Democrats have beenput on the defensive to prove they’re as patriotic asRepublicans (by waving flags at their convention,for instance). And Ronald Reagan has been criticiz¬ed for running an insubstantial, “photo-opportunity”campaign based on vague affirmations of faith inAmerica.Actually, all of this is connected and should hardlycome as a surprise. As has often been noted, elec¬tions featuring incumbents are about the incumbent,so this election is about Reagan and Reaganism. AndReaganism is about fundamental values more thanparticular policies.Reagan’s core constituency has been called the“New Right,” though this term overlooks the consti¬tuency’s long history. In the 1950s the same move¬ment, represented nationally by Joseph McCarthyor, earlier, by Father Coughlin — as it is representedtoday by Jerry Falwell — was called the “radical”or even “paranoid” right by writers like sociologistsDaniel Bell and historian Richard Hofstadter.Though today that movement’s most prominentspokesman is the President, it is probably still truethat New Rightists feel, as Hofstadter put it, “dispos¬sessed” — if not by the whole political mainstreamthen by allegedly “moderate” White House advisors who have sidetracked the Reagan “social agenda.”Unlike traditional, aristocratic conservatives, whotry to protect their ruling-class privileges, the “mod¬ern right wing” resentfully feels that “America hasbeen largely taken away from them and their kind,though they are determined to try to repossess it.”(These quotes are from Hofstadter’s 1964 essay,“The Paranoid Style in American Politics.”) TheNew Right’s concern is to create — or re-create, asthey see it — an America faithful to what they con¬sider fundamental values, which means religiousand patriotic values. The religious element in thismovement is called “fundamentalism” for a rea¬son.Hence the role of religion and patriotism as cam¬paign issues. Reagan speaks for a religiously in¬spired constituency as surely as Jesse Jackson rep¬resents his black Baptist roots. By representing thisconstituency at all, Reagan cannot help but cam¬paign on an implied claim that he represents true re¬ligion and patriotism. And it is not surprising that hisopponents, sensing this, get themselves mired inthese “issues” as well.Hofstadter also describes the modern right’s “apo¬calyptic” sense of history and “demonic” view ofcommunism (which comes to play the same role thatMormonism and Catholicism played for similarmovements early in American history). Reagan hascertainly expressed these feelings too, with his talkof Russia as a “focus of evil” and of the Americanmilitary as the “chain” holding back the forces of darkness. His often-noted neglect of the historicalrealities and limitations under which the Kremlinlabors is consistent with the classic right-wing notionof “the enemy” as a “free, active, demonic agent,”who, “unlike the rest of us, is not caught in the toilsof the vast mechanism of history.” Instead, saysHofstadter, the enemy is seen as the creator of histo¬ry — and how often have we heard Reagan accusedof simplistically blaming the Russians for all theworld’s problems?The point is that these attitudes do not merely re¬flect intellectual limitations on Reagan’s part or par¬ticular tactics chosen by his managers. Instead theyconstitute a positively held, consistent program root¬ed in an outlook with a long and specific history.What the course of this election has shown us is thatReagan’s effort to carry what Hofstadter called“status politics” (as opposed to traditional “classpolitics”) into the two-party mainstream is only un¬evenly successful. The issue of patriotism has goneover very well, to the point that Reagan’s opponentsnow feel they, too, must put in good words for theOlympics and the “new spirit” (as Walter Mondaledid in the first debate). The religion controversy,which brought down on Reagan the wrath of the edi¬torialists, has been less successful for him; Ameri¬cans still fear being bullied on religious questions.And least successful has been Reagan’s attempt tosell his demonic views of Russia. Here the public’sfear of nuclear war comes into play, and as a resultwe riow see candidate Reagan receiving officials ofthe Evil Empire in the Oval Office.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984LETTERSL. D. Lurvey way off baseTo the editor:I must admit that the idea of a satiri¬cal column in the Maroon soundedtempting. Such a column would bringsome relief and humor to the solemnpages of the paper, it would presentcertain issues in an intelligent andwitty way, and perhaps shed a newlight and expose some new aspects ofthose issues. And, of course, it would beenjoyable.I regret having to report that L.D.Lurvey’s column Opus Degrog gravelydisappointed my expectations. Heseems to have made an attempt to crit¬icize Morrv’s Deli. His article is aU of c cheapTo the editor: BAmazing, isn’t it, that the Universitycan talk about spending well over amillion dollars to renovate Ida Noyesbut cannot afford soap and towels forthe students who use the athletic facili¬ties?I suppose we will just have to waituntil a wealthy alum donates somemoney toward that purpose.Dennis TamburelloDivinity SchoolMaroon editorial policyAll letters and viewpoints must besubmitted to the Maroon office, room303 in Ida Noyes.Letters and viewpoints must be dou¬ble spaced. The Maroon reserves theright to decide what material to pub¬lish. All letters and viewpoints are sub¬ject to standard editing for grammar,length, clarity, and libelous content. Allletters must be signed by the authorand contain the author’s address andphone number for verification. Thename of the author may be withheldupon request.Signed editorials and commentariesrepresent the opinions of the author.Unsigned editorials represent the con¬census of the editorial board’s opin¬ion. clumsy parody on Lewis Caroll’s Alicein Wonderland, a parody, that, simpli¬fied to the extent that it was, simplydoes not work. Well, perhaps L.D. hada bad day. Unfortunately, there aresome things in this article that cannotby dismissed this lightly. Maybe Mr.Lurvey will find the time to reread hisarticle and try to imagine how offen¬sive some of his readers will find it. Hisdescription of (thinly disguised)Morry’s workers — from their physicalappearance, through their manner ofspeaking, to their clumsy body move¬ments — is extremely base, low, and,frankly, embarrassing.The Maroon editorial board hasshown poor judgement in printing L.D.Lurvey’s article. Hopefully next timehe will take advantage of the signifi¬cant amount of column space that hewas given, and use it more wisely.Justyna FrankStudent in the CollegeCorrectionThe Maroon omitted the followingfrom Brad Smith’s letter (Maroon10/19/84):To digress for a second, the new lightsculpture in the Crerar Library is va¬lued at nearly one million dollars. Thebuilding housing the sculpture suppo¬sedly cost over twenty million dollarsto build, stock, and furbish. Yet theUniversity can’t conceive of any possi¬bility of raising for raising money toerect a free-standing cinema adjacentto Ida. I guess the fifth-three milliondollars that was raised last year for theArts and Sciences drained the pot.Furthermore, “The plans would costone million dollars to implement, nomore than current plans,’’ should read,“The plans would cost one million dol¬lars more to implement that the cur¬rent plans.’’The Maroon regrets the errors. Nerking is now but a memory...The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. 1212 E. 59th St.. Chicago. Illinois. 60637 Phone 962-9555.Cliff GrammichEditor in chief, on leave of absenceFrank LubyActing Editor in chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorThomas CoxAssociate News Editor Rosemary BlinnFeatures and Special Projects EditorDennis ChanskySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal Editor Lisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen Anderson. Mark Blocker. Anthony Cashman. Frank Connelly. AlexandraConroy. Arthur J Ellis. Ben Forest. Keith Horvath. Jim Jozefowicz. Larry Kavanagh. A1Knapp, Jane Look. L.D. Lurvey. Geoff Sherry. Steve Sorenson. Bob Travis. Terry Trojan-ek. Julie Weissman.Contributors: Sangeeta Bhorade. Ciaron O'Boirn. David Burke. Jane Burke. John Ga-siew’ski, Marcia Lehmberg. Armin Lilienfeld. Helen Markey. Melissa Mayer. Jim Pret-low. Matt Schaefer. 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James Thompson.tl0SIC*fl08IC*nU9ICThursday, October 25 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallPhilip Fried, double bass; Edith Lowe Auner, piano.Mendelssohn: Cello Sonata in D (Arranged by PhilipFried);Persichetti: Parable.Admission is free.Friday, October 26 - Krowne Trio8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLewis Fortner, piano; Cheryl Smith, violin; Emily Lewis,cello.Music by Bethoven, Kelterborn, Mendelssohn.Admission is free.Tuesday, October 23 - Professor Francesco Degrada(University of Milan)7:30 p.m., Regenstein Library, Room 264Lecture - “An Unknown Intermezzo by DomenicoScarlatti: Dirindina”Free and open to the public.UPCOMING EVENTSWednesday, October 31 - HALLOWEEN CONCERT8:00 p.m. - Family Concert (Children under 12 mustbring an adult)9:30 p.m. - University ConcertThe University Symphony Orchestra, BarbaraSchubert, conductor.Both performances in Mandel Hall.Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain; Grieg:excerpts from Peer Gyntwith the University Chorus; and Berlioz:“March to the Scaffold’’and “Witches’ Sabbath” from Symphoniefantastique.Admission is free and costumes are encouraged.Chamber Music Series 1984-85Musical Offering / Quartetto Bethoven di Roma /Guarneri String Guartet with clarinetist John Bruce Yeh/ Vermeer String Quartet with soprano Bethany Beard-slee / and Juilliard String Quartet. 962-8068 for moreinformation.Uannsrofiusiofiosici^ MORRY’S“HAPPYHOUR”SPECIALSMONDAYTHRU FRIDAY3 TO 5 PM39°99°$4 17$ -| 59$4 82$217$314THE BELLY BUSTER!(WITH FREE CAN OF SODA)1-LB. 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We’ve gotto get him out.”“Call on Reaganbusters. causeReaganbusting makes me feel sogood.”* * * ■Some risque hockey team studentswere in effect “stripped” of theirfreedom at a Minnesota high schoolafter they ordered a stripper for ateam member’s birthday.Twenty one of 22 hockey teammembers were suspended after theyarranged for a scantily-clad woman tosing to the birthday boy. The onlyteam member not suspended was atthe doctor’s during the performance.* * *Is the conservative trend spreadingthroughout the country extending todrinking on college campuses nowtoo? Students at the University ofIowa now have the option of roomingwith a non-drinker or someone whodoesn’t plan to drink in the room.Alcohol is prohibited from thesenon-alcohol rooms. 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PRO-LIFE ASSOCIATIONSGFC FundedTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO• • •AAAUnited WayCrusade of MercyPLEASE GIVEThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984—9FEATURESHelen Szepe Books for scholars...By Julie WeissmanHelen Szepe started her bookstorethree years ago, she says, becauseher husband collects books, and aftertwenty years of buying rare bookssimply for the joy of hunting themdown , there were so many books intheir condominium that “you juststepped in the door and you wadedover books.”“We couldn’t have friends over todinner anymore,” she added with alaugh.She was then forced, “out ofdesperation,” she claims, to go intobusiness. In her small bookstore inthe Hyde Park Bank Building on 53rdStreet, she rotates (since the spaceshe rents is too small to hold all herbooks at one time) an impressive20,000 books.Probably the most popular types ofbooks to collect are novels written byfamous authors. These, according toSzepe, usually become valuable onlyif they are first editions and if theystill have the original dust jackets. InSzepe’s bookstore, there are manysuch books including first editioncopies of Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger,Steinbeck's The Wayward Bus, andHemingway’s The Old Man and theSea.Many factors affect the value of afirst edition. Szepe stresses theimportance of a book's having itsoriginal dust jacket. At an auction, acopy of Hemingway’s .4 Farewell toArms vvith the original dust jacketwent for three hundred dollars, andone without went for twenty-five.Also, many of Szepe’s books aresigned by their authors. Thisincreases their value andcollectibility. Aside from the author’ssignature, however, names written inbooks, and other notes, decrease theirvalue. Szepe said she hates it whenpeople write in books.Szepe explained that the conditionof a book is very important, and the number of any first editions in goodcondition that are available also helpsto determine their value. First editionHemingways in good condition areharder to find than Faulkners, forexample, because Hemingway wasalmost always read and passedaround, while a Faulkner, which wasmore difficult reading, was very oftenput on the shelf and ignored.If only a few first editions of animportant book were published in thefirst place, those copies are usuallyvaluable. Because there are often sofew printed, first-edition copies of anymajor author’s work are alwaysimportant. For example, SaulBellow’s The Dangling Man in goodcondition is worth about four hundreddollars. A first edition of Joyce’sUlysses of which only one hundredcopies were made, could be worth upto $20,000.Aside from first edition novels,Szepe also sells rare books on art,history, science, and almost any topic.She has books that are important toscholars such as Communistpamphlets in German from thetwenties, which are especially rarebecause so many were destroyed bythe Nazis. She also has a set of Nazimaps from World War II for theinvasion of Morocco.Szepe sells old travel books whichare useful to historians because theydescribe in detail what a city was likeduring a certain time period,especially if the city was destroyedlater during a war.Also, of historical interest, but moreon the amusing side are nineteenthcentury etiquette type books, whichcomment on the time periods in whichthey were written. There is a book ofpromiscuity, a book on the... b other ramifications of lying, and Szepe’sfavorite, “Sermon on ModernInfidelity with Respect to Interest inSociety.” Suitable for framing are oldshowboat ads, such as an 1873advertisement for a production ofUncle Tom’s Cabin. “People collectfor the craziest reasons,” says Szepe,but added that she loves all of it.Szepe collects art treasures as wellas books; she says the two are closelyrelated. Some of her books arevaluable not for their content, but fortheir beauty and craftsmanship. Shehas several shelves of illustratedbooks, including some great childen’sbooks. She has a 1649 ingraved bookwhich she compares to a Persian rug.These are hard to come by in goodcondition because, says Szepe, “nastypeople take (the ingravings) out andframe them.”Szepe also has quite a few actualphotographs, “images” they arecalled, by such notables as AnselAdams and W. H. Jackson, “thepicture maker of the West.” Hestarted out by working for thegovernment, taking picture ofpotential sites for National Parks.If you are'interested in bookcollecting, or want to know if anythingyou have is collectable, Szepe willhold a small, informal, free workshopon what to look for and what to lookout for. Many valuable books arediscarded and can be found in usedbookstores and rummage sales, but,she warns “Many people, I have doneit too, pick up real junk.”The store is only open on Saturdays,and is small, but Szepe probably hasmore fascinating things per squarefoot than most stores ten times itssize. ' |book lovers No. B.S. will be a regular featurescolumn, barring Monday morningChem tests.0By Shoreland Spyand Woodward WitCan you imagine if the Shorelandbus broke down, leaving all thosedisoriented Reg Rats to wanderaround Hyde Park, or even the outerlimits of Chicago?On October 12th, the 9:40 Shorelandbus got noisier and noisier (not that padaactgr<stasordriomTgo<at (waunusual for these buses) and finallyshuddered to a stop two blocks fromthe 12-floor party center of the U of C.The combination of Reg moles andhalf-drunk partiers stumbled off thebus and immediately, with theaverage U of C’ers lack of direction,got lost.U of C Students meetU of I at CircleSome of the students crossingRoosevelt Road to the far West foundthemselves at the monolith ChicagoCircle campus. The campus wasoverwhelming, the buildings modern,and yet there were not strangegargoyles to warn the students awayso they proceeded.The driver of a passing car askedthe U of C’ers the oft-mistakenquery,” Am I at the University ofChicago?” The students told him theyknew for sure that this wasn’t the U ofC, but that in their discussions ofquarks and Machiavelli, they hadn’trun across the practical geographythat would direct him south to thecorrect campus. sta}parAtheiimnwhefootWillteaiAheaforstucof tldusistucoutstucNorandout.uyI foicomwasRegOKTOBERFESTDINNERat theINTERNATIONAJd-iOUSE DINING ROOMif &East 5G* STMATURING GERMAN CUISINE, INCLUDING:i Soup Clear Beef Broth (Fleischkraftbruhe)LentilCreamed Mushroom (Gedunstete)Duck Stewed in Beer(Ente in Bier)Fish Filets in Beer Batter (Fischfleten inBierfeig)German Stuffed Breast of Veal (GeffullteKalbsbrust)German Pot Roast (Sauerbraten)Sauerkraut with Sherry WineDesserts Apple StrudelCheese StrudelCherry StrudelCOMPLIMENTARYBEVERAGESWED. OCT. 244:30-7:00 P.M. The Fundamentals: Issues & Texts Program&The New Collegiate DivisionpresentArthur MeltzerRousseau and the Natural Goodness of ManThursday, October 25,1984Pick Hall, Room 0168:00 p.m.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984FEATURES FEATURESKip Addotta: a wackyhumorist fishes for punsThe students next went to a campusparty. Not only did they havedanceable music, the students wereactually dancing. There weren’tgroups playing quarters and somberlystanding around in a drunken stupor— “Wow, I didn’t know you could dosomething other than trying to getdrunk and biding time until Monday,”one U of C’er remarked.The students could not think of agood reason not to stay at the U of Iat CC, deciding that real educationwas not important. Therefore, theystayed at the real Chicago school andpartied ever after.U of C Studentsmeet NorthwesternAnother group of students, findingthemselves at Northwestern,immediately realized their mistakewhen they walked into a packedfootball stadium to the roar of loyalWildcat fans, cheering on a big tenteam.After the game, the U of C studentsheaded for the library. They roamedfor half an hour before finding onestudent in the below-sea-level depthsof the stacks among the cobwebs anddust. “Where is everyone?” thestudents asked him. They then foundout that the guy was really a U of Cstudent who had gone to theNorthwestern Library to do researchand had been unable to find his wayout.“Well, my GSL ran out by the timeI found the door so I decided that thecontrolled 65 degree environment herewas just as comfortable asRegenstein,” the student said. After checking out theEclectic-Ed-type offerings atNorthwestern, the students decidedthat since neither automotive repairnor plane piloting appealed to them,they would return to the U of C, viathe El.Oh yes, one student did stay behindafter finding the brothers at DeltaDelta Delta to be such good drinkingbuddies that he couldn’t leave.U of C students meet IITThe remaining students mistook thenumber one CTA bus for the MaroonExpress. Realizing their mistake,they decided to get off at the neareststop. They contemplated thearchitecture of the surroundingbuildings for some time and finallycame to the conclusion that they hadarrived at the Federal prison inJoliet. Then a camoflage-cladmember of ROTC walked by carryinga portable computer and the latestissue of Modern Science. The U of Cstudents knew there was only oneplace they could possibly be — IIT.Suddenly the students foundthemselves in the middle of apre-dawn run. The commander yelled.“Get moving. Where are youruniforms?” Too confused to resist, theU of C students fell into line andfollowed for several miles. Finally onestudent, so exhausted he could hardlygasp out the words, said, “This iseven harder than the freshman P.E.placement tests. Let’s bail out.” Theythen crawled to the nearest whitephone and called campus security forumbrella coverage back to the U of C.* * *The U of C administrators were soconcerned about the Shoreland busbreaking down that they made itstandard policy to overhaul all theShoreland buses daily. The Anatomybuilding was converted to a busgarage. Reg Rats and otherShorelandites could then be assured ofsafety on the Reg to Shorelandrounds. “They say that Lenny Bruce wasahead of his time. Well, that’s as badas being behind the times. What youhave to do is be ON TIME. The objectis to communicate.”Kip Addotta, an up-and-comingcomedian/singer communicatesthrough comedy. Until recently, hehas been somewhat obscure but isnow entering the spotlight.Addotta, originally from Rockford.Illinois, appeared at Zany’s inChicago last weekend.It was only one of many similarperformances. Addotta spends 200days a year appearing in nightclubsand on television. He has appeared on“The Tonight Show” and hosts“Everything Goes” on the PlayboyChannel. Addotta has performed atCeasar’s Palace and the Grande OleOpry.Furthermore, Addotta. spends hoursin the recording studio. This, his mostrecent endeavor, has resulted in therelease of two musical comedyalbums.Kip Addotta “White Boy Rapp”, Addotta’s newcomedy album, promises to outhumor his others with its single,“Wet Dreams.”“Wet Dreams” is a classic exampleof Addotta’s fresh approach. Unlikeother comedians, Addotta is notforced to resort to jokes about sex orto the use of shocking language.Instead, much of his material is basedon everyday situations. This coupledwith his candid delivery, makes him arefreshing and unique entertainer.Addotta’s career began relativelylate. He worked as a hairdresser untilhe was 27. He started a band andacted as its lead singer for two years.Finally, he sold his two salons, gaveup the band, and left Rockford for LosAngeles. He worked parking cars untilhe became a regular at the ComedyStore.Eventually, he convinced an agentto listen to his routine. The next dayhe was on a plane to Lake Tahoe,Nevada. Where he made his first paidappearance at the Sahara.In spite of how far he has come.Addotta isn’t finished with his careeryet.This Christmas, two new Addottasingles will be released; “I sawDaddy kissing Santa Claus" and“Christmas Carol.” He is working onextending the White Boy Rapp Albumfrom an E.P. 'extended play) to anL.P. (long playing).Obviously, Addotta is returning tomusic, '‘I loved making that music.”But that is only for now.Addotta’s greatest goal is to leavehis mark on the world, “I'd like tocreate, in a positive way, somethingby which Kip Addotta can beremembered."Eventually, he hopes to get into thefilm industry because to him.television is not as permanent as afilm.MORRY’S DELIin Hutchinson Commons The “Dormitory Alternative"Open to serve you seven days a weekMon-Fri 7 am to 1 0 pm; Sat 9 am to 8:30 pm;Sundays 11 am to 8 pmBrings You the BEST BUY ON CAMPUS!Monday thru Saturday, 5 to 8:30 p.m.CHARBROILEDThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23. 1984—11CAMPUS FILMSShe Done Him Wrong (Lowell Sher¬man, 1933)Mae West claimed that Cary Grantwas an extra when she picked him to beher leading man in She Done HimWrong. Her memory is probablyfaulty, but the result is wonderful. Westplays Lou, the mistress of a dance halloperator who also runs a white slavering. Lou discovers that a handsomeGrant is working with the SalvationArmy next door: she looks him overand comments “You can be had.” SheDone Him Wrong is classic Mae West; it helped cause a major censorshipcrackdown in Hollywood and led to thecreation of the National Legion of De¬cency. Understandable, when one re¬calls West saying “I’m one of the finestwomen who ever walked the street.”The film was a box office record break¬er, and helped make both Cary Grantand Mae West famous. Tues., Oct. 23,8:30 p.m. LSF — AMDYankee Doodle Dandy (Michael Curtiz,1942)On New York’s Times Square standsa statue of George M. Cohan, one of theLECTURE NOTES brightest lights on Broadway duringthe 1920’s. In Yankee Doodle Dandy,James Cagney idealizes Cohan’s life ina pyrotechnic display of singing, danc¬ing, and acting. More energetic thanever, Cagney won his only AcademyAward in what reportedly was his fa¬vorite role.As director, Michael Curtiz contin¬ued a collaboration with Cagney thathad included such films as Angels withDirty Faces. Curtiz pushes the pace,especially in the musical scenes, whichhighlight showstopper tunes like “GivePhilip B. Kurland, the William R.Kenan, Jr., Distinguished Service Pro¬fessor in the College, and professor inthe Law School.Tuesday, 8:30 p.m.Woodward Court Commons, 5825 S.Woodlawn Ave.Does the court have too much power?Is our Constitution too rigid for a soci¬ety caught up in a whirlwind of newlaws? These and other important ques¬tions will be discussed tonight in Kur¬land’s talk. The Court or the Constitu¬tion ?Refreshments will be served follow¬ing the lecture. All are invited.* * #Diane Scrug; President, Adoption In¬formation Service of Illinois (AISI)Marilyn Panichi; Director, Hard-to-Adopt Children, A.I.S.I. Mildred Juske-vice; Hyde Park Forest Parent and“Home-Finder”Tuesday, 7:30-9 p.m.Ida Noyes Library/LoungeThe three speakers will focus on thepractical specifics of the adoptionprocess, providing information onvarious routes and agencies, referralservices, and waiting periods. Theywill also discuss the broader issues ofoverall infant availability, trans-racialand trans-national adoption, and thepreparation of homes to receive adopt¬ed children. Admission is free. Spon¬sored by the Pro-Life Association.V sjtJohn Collins, professor in the Depart¬ ment of Religious Studies at DePaulUniversityTuesday, 3:30 p.m.Social Science 302Collins lecture is entitled “A Symbolof Togetherness: Circumcision and Sal¬vation in Diaspora Judaism.” Copies ofthe paper are available in advance out¬side Foster 402.* * *David Julius, Institute of Cancer Re¬search, College of Physicians and Sur¬geons of Columbia University.Wednesday. 4 p.m.Cummings Life Science Center, Room101This seminar is presented by the de¬partment of biochemistry and molecu¬lar biology and the Diabetes Reseachand Training Center. Julius will lectureon the Genetic and Biochemical analy¬sis of Peptide Hormone Processing andSecretion in yeast. Refreshments willbe served before the lecture in CLSC151.5*S S*S 5|SPaul Starr. Professor at Harvard Uni¬versityWednesday at 9:30 a.m.Frank Billings Memorial Auditorium- Pi 117Starr will speak on “The control ofMedical Proactive: The Rise of Profes¬sional Sovereignty and its UncertainFuture.”* * *Susan Brooks, assistant professor oftheology and culture at Chicago Theo¬ logical Seminary.Thursday at 4:30Harper 130This is the first Forum for FeministScholarship lecture of the 85-86 series.* * *Dr. Jack Stevens, University of Califor¬nia at Los AngelesTuesday, 4 p.m.CLSC 1117Stevens will lecture on ExperimentalHerpetic Encephalitis: Genetic con-tructuions of host and virus. Lecturesponsored by the Committee on Viro¬logy.5i: *k »f{Lila Gleitman, University of Pennsyl¬vaniaFriday, 3 p.m.Judd 313Gleitman, a professor of psychology,will present a lecture entitled “The lan¬guage of Vision in a Blind Child.” Thelecture is sponsored by the languageacquisition workshop.Lecture Notes lists lectures happen¬ing on campus or elsewhere that maybe of interest to the U of C student bodyand the community. Listings are freeand may be dropped off at the Maroonoffice in room 303 of Ida Noyes.The Maroon reserves the right to se¬lect the lectures published.Deadline for submission is 7 p.m.,five days prior to the desired date ofpublication. My Regards to Broadway.” AmongCagney’s talents was his precise bodycontrol, developed through boxing anddancing, and Curtiz makes good use ofevery sinew.There are some problems with themovie. One is that the tidal-wave direc¬tion submerges Cagney’s greatest tal¬ent, his understated acting, the abilityto create an underplayed tension. An¬other problem is that the film is dated.The year was 1942, by jingo, and so thefilm sometimes seems like a feature-length commercial for War Bonds. Agood example of the dated patriotism isthe scene of a chorus of blacks singing,“Battle Hymn of the Republic.” Butthese are trifles to the lover of musi¬cals, who should have a splendid time.LSF, Wed Oct 24, 8:30 p.m. $2.00 —BHIt’s A Wonderful World (W.S. Van-Dyke, 1939)At the risk of seeming partisan, I willpoint out that Jimmy Stewart and Ron¬ald Reagan have a lot in common: bothare aging, conservative former actors.The difference between them, ofcourse, is that Stewart had talent andcould play the nice guy convincingly.This he does in It’s A WonderfulWorld, a film that has been describedas a screwball comedy version ofHitchcock’s The 39 Steps. Stewart, asam awkward scoutmaster, is oppositeClaudette Colbert, who plays a poetess;they become involved with twomurders and a series of rapid-firecomic exchanges with law enforcementofficials.This is one of director W.S. VanDykeII’s best films, but the movie clev¬erness stems from its script by BenHecht. Made in 1939. It’s A WonderfulWorld came at the tail end of the screw¬ball comedy era. Its self-contained exu¬berance contrasts sharply with the pa¬triotic theme of the 1942 featureYankee Doodle Dandy, playing the fol¬lowing night at Law School Films.(James Cagney stars in Yankee DoodleDandy; personally, I would take eitherStewart or Cagney over RR.) LSFThur, Oct 25, 8:30 p.m. $2.00 — BH(, R K \ T fA !> L \ ^ SWilliam 'ShakespeareLow-priced Prev iewsOctober 6-10Sat/Tlies/Wed 8:00pmSunday 2:30 & 7:30pm Call 753*4472Visa/MC/AmexUC students only $4 withStudent Rush! Call for details. cm iM^mivmi'ITic I nivcrsitx oft Imago5545 South I His Avenue RUSSIAN MUSIC CONCERTAlexander Illitch EpplerBalalaikawithM. Kimbal Dykes - Classical GuitaristIN CONCERT: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27,1984, 8 PMMANDEL HALL, 1131 E. 57TH ST., CHICAGO, IL.MUSIC WORKSHOPS: MON-THURS, OCT 29 - NOV 1,8 PMRussian & Balkan IDA NOYES HALL, 1212 E. 59TH ST., CHICAGOTICKETS: (at door) $9 General, $7 Student(advance) $8 General, $6 StudentMAIL ORDERS TO: U. OF C. FOLK DANCERS, 1212 E. 59TH ST., CHICAGO, 60637PHONE ORDERS. 962-7300, VISA & MASTERCARDINFORMATION: (312) 324-1247 or (312) 363-S21412—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984Canada’s Bear of Beersis here!Down from the North Woods of Canada comesGrizzly Beer. Not just another Canadian beer, but a rare breed of brew.An authentic Canadian lager—naturally aged, so it’s remarkably smooth. With a flavorno other Canadian beer can stand up to. The bear of beers is here!CANADA’S BEAR OF BEERSImported by Van Munching & Co . Inc , New Yo<V. N Y.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984—13JFor Complete Dental CareGeorge L. Walker, D.D.S. & Assoc.Courtesy Discount toStudents with I.D.— Open late Evenings —— Saturday until 5:00 —1623 E. 55th St.752-3832For AppointmentVisa, MasterCardAmerican Express acceptedfiarfiastKit ctoWEEKLY LUNCHEON SPECIAL!Tuesday - Saturday 11:00 p.m. - 2:30 p.m.ONLY s265•Carry-out and Table Service •• TROPICAL DRINKS •Tuesday to Sunday 11:00 A.M. to 1 A.M.Closed on Monday(Corner of 53rd and Hyde Park Blvd.) Phone: 955-2200We honor American Express, Visa, Master Charge, and Diners Club BAIN & COMPANYMANAGEMENT CONSULTANTSCORDIALLY INVITESTHE UNIVERISTY OF CHICAGOCLASS OF 1985TO APRESENTATIONONRESEARCH ASSOCIATEOPPORTUNITIESINCORPORATESTRATEGY CONSULTINGTUESDAY, OCTOBER 23,19844:00-5:00 P.M.REYNOLDS CLUBNORTH LOUNGECHARLES E. CULPEPPER LECTURE IN THE HISTORY OF MEDICINEPROFESSOR PAUL STARRHARVARD UNIVERSITYAUTHOR OF THE SOCIAL TRANSFORMATIONOF AMERICAN MEDICINEWEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24,19849:30 -11:30 A.M.FRANK BILLINGS MEMORIAL AUDITORIUM - P-117UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO MEDICAL CENTER“THE CONTROL OF MEDICAL PRACTICE:THE RISE OF PROFESSIONALSOVEREIGNTYAND ITS UNCERTAINFUTURE”14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984NEWSBartlett Gym renovations not yet set by MulvaneyMallory’s OctoberfestUnion, University sign contractway of renovations) at Bartlett gym.”In answer to complaints that the gymbecomes excessively hot in the sum¬mer and cold in the winter, Mulvaneyexplained, ‘‘as far as the gym goes, it’sjust that way.”Brennan complained of insect prob¬lems, filth, and poor service from thegym staff. Mulvaney noted that, ‘‘prob¬lems in the gym are inherent.”Brennan also discussed the lack ofrenovation in the gym and the failureof the three week shutdown to improveof Mallory and his general manager,Terry. Terry explained that when sheand Alan taste the wines, they look notonly for the truly extraordinary winesbut for the affordably priced superbwines as well. This is largely due to thefact that much of Mallory’s clienteleenjoy having a pre-dinner appetizerwine, a separate wine accompanyingdinner, and still a different wine tocomplement dessert.Mallory’s is located on top of theHyde Park Bank Building at 53rd andLake Park.By A1 KnappDawn Brennan, a graduate of theCollege and University staff member,recently complained of the disgustingconditions at Bartlett Gym. As report¬ed in the Maroon, she was assured byMary Jean Mulvaney that steps wouldbe taken to assure the improvement ofthe gym.However, Mulvaney, the director ofthe department of physical education,said ‘‘as far as I’m concerned, we’renot anticipating anything new (in theThis month Mallory’s kicked off aspecial “Octoberfest” featuring notbeer but German wines.Mallory’s, which is well-known forits wines, has quite deliberately shiftedthe traditional focus of Octoberfest cel¬ebrations from beer to wine. Over theyears, they have built up quite a clien¬tele of connoiseurs. The clientele ap¬preciate the attention that Malloryspays to its wine list, according to theowner, Allan Mallory.All wines served at Mallory’s havebeen subjected to the personal scrutinyBy Terry TrojanekNegotiations between the Universityand the Service Employees UnionLocal 321 were settled on October 17when the union voted 127 to 22 to acceptthe University’s latest contract propos¬al.The two-year contract is retroactiveto September, when the last contractran out. It grants a 4.7 percent wage in¬crease for those in the skilled tradesand from 3.1 to 3.4 percent increases inother job categories. The members ofthe union also gained another personalholiday. The Service Employees Union Local321 represents 300 people, includingmost of the University’s Plant Depart¬ment and almost ail of the skilledtrades. A major disappointment for theunion, according to local presidentJohn Coffee, was that they were unableto get the University to recognize Mar¬tin Luther King’s birthday as a holiday.Coffee indicated that, since the unionrepresents so many minoritymembers, the issue left some bitter¬ness which may crop up in the future. any conditions. There was a “greatdeal of work done on the swimmingpool,” exclaimed Mulvaney. She saidthat many of the pool tiles, for examp¬le, had been replaced.The most recent major renovationswere done to non-athletic facilities. Allof the staff offices were improved orcompletely rebuilt. The only other re¬modeling to be done is painting in thelobby.***Students wishing to receive towelservice at any athletic facility mustnow purchase the service for ten dol¬lars. Mary Jean Mulvaney, director ofthe department of physical education,made the decision together with theBoard of Athletics and RecreationalSports.Mulvaney explained that, “there wasgreat consideration given to this (theBy Jane BurkeTHE HYDE PARK Theatre inHarper Court will reopen in January1985, providing the community withfirst-run movies and becoming the onlyfirst-run movie theatre between theLoop and 90th Street.The M & R Amusements Corporationhas allocated $500,000 for the renova¬tion and conversion of the theatre froma 1200-seat auditorium into three cine¬mas of 600, 500, and 400 seats. Ticketprices are likely to be $4.50 or $5.00.Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-presidentfor University news and community af¬fairs, said that the University had “dis¬cussed the project with one of the prin¬cipals of M & R (AmusementCorporation)” and will meet with themagain. Kleinbard said that the Univer¬sity is “trying to encourage them to dothis thing” and commented that thetheatre would “significantly enhance decision).” However, she stated thatthere was no consideration given tostudents: “we didn’t ask them.”Mulvaney did, however, give reasonsfor creating the fee. “Rather than rais¬ing fees (which students pay for thegyms) we made towel service an op¬tion,” she said. She explained that thetowel service is “very costly” sincethey must launder 2,500 towels a day,buy detergent, and purchase towels.Instead of including this cost with thefees which students already pay, theBoard decided to let “everyone havean option to raise their own fees.”Despite the fact that students werenot consulted in the decision to createthe fee, Mulvaney said few studentshave complained. Until now, she said“there has not been a great deal of stu¬dent reaction.”the ambience of Hyde Park” and would“enrich the experience of many dif¬ferent parts of the community.”MARY MOTHERWELL, chairmanof DOC films, doesn’t see the' HydePark Theatre posing a threat to theUniversity’s film groups since it is off-campus and offers a different varietyof movies. “If anything,” she said, “itwill enhance interest in films.”M & R Amusements is Chicago’s sec¬ond largest movie chain, and Kleinbarddescribed them as “first rate.” Thecorporation’s other operations includethe Fine Arts Theatres at 418 S. Michi¬gan along with several suburbantheatres.The Hyde Park Theatre, previouslyowned by Bruce Sagan, closed in April1983 and was the last in the BrotmanChain. 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TO 8:30 P.M.SUNDAY11 A.M.TOMIDNIGHTThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984—15ATTENTION FOREIGN STUDENTSALL FOREIGN STUDENTS AND STUDENTSINTERESTED IN OTHER CULTURES ARECORDIALLY INVITED TO ACOFFEE HOURSPONSORED BYINTERNATIONAL STUDENT ORGANIZATIONANDOFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL STUDENT SERVICES SPORTSEAST LOUNGEINTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414 E. 59th ST. 4-6 PMFRIDAYOCT. 26FUNDED BYUCSGFCm“AFormidable Presence on Chicago's Dining scene”-Stuart SilvermanChicago TribuneWine Dor Featuring:-German wines to celebrate Oktoberfest-Wines of the Sonomo region for November-Lake-Mendocino wines in December(th*s» wines ovolloble by the gloss ot bottle)MALLORY’S ON WELLSMALLORY’S ON THE TOP OF HYDE PARK 1400 N. Wells 944-54041525 E. 53rd 241-5600AlL MA70& CPFOl- Cflkjs ACr.rPTl?-vy+tHJM JmnarJm# ww-fijTlu Program in the Liberal Arts and SciencesBanc to Human BioIojv and Medicinepresents a fecture onJcknttfk Prcblem-jolvin^trate^iesand their BiaffibyWilliam WimsatcProfessor, Dept. Philosophy, me College f Cotnms. Conceptual Ftuln.ofScience, Evolutionary Biology, GeneralStudies in the Hiinuimttesand Morris Fish hern Center for Study ofHistory ofScience & HumanitiesThursday October zs, \m7*30 in Harper 130interested tv rims are invite/to attend.There Wifi be a reception with tfie shakerin Harper IMfciicwinq the lecture. Hockey loses chance for bidBy Geoff SherryThe field hockey team lost anychance that remained for them to re¬ceive a bid for the NCAA tournamentwhen they lost 3-0 to a sound LakeForest squad last week. This pastweekend, the Maroons returned toLake Forest for a mini-tournament.They came away with a win againstDepauw and a tie versus Calvin Col¬lege.Lake Forest goalie Louisa Outer-bridge shut out the shaky Maroons lastTuesday. Leading scorer Arzou Ahsancommented, “We did not play wellagainst the Foresters. Our transitiongame was non-existent and we did notgel as a team. We might have been alittle bit intimidated.”Whatever was lacking in Tuesday’sloss was definitely present in Satur¬day’s 3-1 victory over Depauw Univer¬ sity of Indiana. Kerry Begley and Ali¬son Duffy accounted for the scoring,while Maroon goalie Lisa Ragone col¬lected 9 saves. Again Ahsan summed itup, this time positively, “This gamewas one of the best played games of theyear. Everything clicked...we movedas a team..”Begley and Duffy continued theirscoring with two goals in the final 10minutes of Saturday’s Calvin Collegegame to salvage a 2-2 tie, and preservean undefeated weekend of hockey.After a sloppy first half of play, Chica¬go regrouped and fought back from a2-0 deficit. “We were slow. The secondhalf was an entirely different gamefrom the first,” added Ahsan.The Maroons host Grinnell Collegethis afternoon at 3 p.m. in the last homegame of the year.IM ScoreboardMen’s FootballUndergraduateResidence LeagueMon.-Wed.Dewey 3-0Jerry’s Kids 1-1Lower Rickert 1-1Michelson l-lUpper Rickert 1-1Tufts 0-1Blackstone 0-2Tues.-Thurs.Bishop 2-0Henderson 2-0Chamberlin 1-1Fishbein 1-1Dudley 0-2Hale 0-2Fri.-Sat.Compton 1-0Fallers 1-0Hitchcock 1-0Filbey 1-1Thompson 0-1Upper Flint 0-2* * *Breckenridge 2-0 Dodd/Mead 2-0Linn/Coulter 1-1Dodd/MeadLower Flint 1-11215 1-2Bradbury 0-1Shorey 0-2UndergraduateIndependent LeagueMon.-Wed.Psi-U 3-0Dean’s List 2-1Franklin Towers 1-2Thurs.-Fri.Alpha Delta Phi 1-0Hit and Run 1-0Aiko Aiko 0-1Phi Delta Theta 0-1Graduate LeagueMon.-Wed.Bovver Boys 2-0Crimes v. Nature 2-1Cut-Throats 2-1Business School 1-2Purple Helmuted Warriors1-2 Fugitives 0-2Tues-Thurs.I-House 2-0Pencil Necked Geeks 2-0Big Bucks 0-1The Gap Fillers 0-0Well Hung Jury 0-2Fri.-Sat.Goon Squad 2-0Pass Interferons 2-0Assumption of Risk 1-2Trotsky’s Raiders 0-1Politics of Pigskin 0-2Spiders 0-2Women’s FootballDewey 3-0Salsbury/Dodd 1-0Breckenridge 1-1Wild Women (UI) 1-1Tufts 0-1-1Upper Wallace 0-0-1Lower Wallace 1-1-1Linn/Vincent 0-2-1Law School!G) 0-1SOMETHINGNEW Hutch Commons SOMETHINGDIFFERENTTHIS SUNDAY ONLYOCT. 28thAUTHENTIC KOREANBUFFET4:00 PM to 7:00 PMFeaturing:Bulgogi Backbahn (marinated beef)Bulgalbi Backbahn (marinated beef ribs)Doeji Bulgogi Backbahn (marinated pork)Jogiguyi Backbahn (red snapper)RiceKimchi (cabbage)NamulJapohae (transparent noodles)TeaONLY $4.00 per COMPLETE DINNERMORRY’Sin Hutch CommonsHOURS: M-F 7 AM-10 PM; SAT 9 AM-8:30 PM; SUN 11-816—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984SPORTSFootball gets no respect; Dickey must waitBy Mark BlockerTHE MAROONS seem to have set¬tled into a regular routine over the pastfew games. The formula, much repeat¬ed of late, consists of the Maroons’playing two quarters of good football,and then folding in the second half. Thisweekend, it was Lake Forest thatplugged in the variables and came outwith the victory, 25-0.Another pattern seems to be develop¬ing lately, in which the Maroons’ oppo¬nents, holding very considerable leadslate in the fourth quarter, still try toscore a touchdown on their last posses¬sion. Each of the Maroons’ last threeopponents, including Lake Forest, hastaunted Chicago by reaching for auseless touchdowrn with under two min¬utes to play. On October 6, Lawrencehad a 20-14 victory against Chicago inthe books with under a minute left toplay, yet seemed not to worry aboutrisking giving up the go-ahead touch¬down by trying for a meaninglessscore, instead of sitting on the ball.This weekend, Lake Forest tried to padan 18-point lead with 1:32 left in thegame. Lake Forest’s second stringquarterback was sent in for the finaldrive, and he threw a TD pass with 24seconds left. On top of that the LakeForest kicker came in and convertedhis only point after of the day in fourattempts, to “seal” the victory for theForesters.THE MAROONS seemed to win therespect of Lake Forest in the first half,when the teams played to a scorelesstie. In the first quarter, Chicago heldLake Forest to 12 yards of total offense,16 rushing and minus-6 passing. But theChicago offense failed to score in thefirst half, although it had some good op¬portunities to put points on the board.Quarterback Matt Schaefer, returningfrom his head injury, brought Chicagodown to the Lake Forest 23, where, onfourth down, Paul Song missed a 40-yard field goal attempt. The Maroonsnext drive would also leave them withfourth down deep in Forester territory,and would again be terminated by amissed field goal.In the second half, being true to itsnewly established form, Chicago al¬lowed Lake Forest quarterback Ave-lino Cortez to pass successfully in threetouchdowrn drives. Meanwhile, theLake Forest defense was doing to Chi¬cago what the Maroons had done to theForester attack in the first half, name¬ly, shut it down completely. In the sec¬ond half, Chicago managed just twoyards of rushing offense in 16 groundattempts.WITH LAKE FOREST hanging sotough, the unlikely possibility of BobDickey’s breaking the school's secondera rushing record before the Home¬coming crowd disappeared. Dickeyneeded a somewhat unrealistic 188yards against the stingy Lake Forest defense in order to set a new record.Dickey wound up with a respectable 70yards on only 16 carries, which makesit likely that he will set the record nextweek when the Maroons travel to RiponCollege.The first three Lake Forest touch¬down drives were all similar in charac¬ter. They were built around Cortez’smedium range passes to wide receiverJoe Whalen. Whalen caught at least onepass, in each of the three drives engin¬eered by Cortez. Whalen finished theday with 107 yards on 8 catches, andCortez amassed 144 yards on a 15-of-26performance.THE ANNUAL Chicago-Lake Forestmatch-up seems to be getting ratherpredictable. In the past three meetingsbetween the two teams, including thisyear’s game, Lake Forest has scoredfour touchdowns in each game. Equallyconsistent, Chicago has not scored asingle point in any one of the three. Thisfact is somewhat surprising when oneconsiders that Chicago’s head coach,Mick Ewing, came to the Maroonsafter spending several years helping tomake the Lake Forest defense so for-Soccer drivesBy Anthony B. Cashman IIIThe U of C soccer team led by DaveAnsani’s two goals, continued its drivetowards the conference championshipFriday with a 4-0 win over conferencerival Lawrence University. This winenables the Maroons to play for the di¬vision title this week in Lake Forest.The winner of that game will play Grin¬ned for the conference championship.THE GAME was scoreless throughthe first half with the U of C mountinglittle offense. The Maroons were head¬ed into a stiff wind from the south.Tough goal-keeping by Joe Mariokept the Maroons tied as he made twooutstanding plays. On the first, Mariomade a full-diving save to his right toblock the ball that was bound for theupper-left corner. On the second, hestopped a rebound after punching theball away on a corner kick.THE SECOND half witnessed a com¬plete turn-around by the U of C. Utiliz¬ing the wind and crisp, one-touchpasses, the Maroons racked up fourgoals while not allowing their oppo¬nents more than a few good chances.The first goal occurred with aboutten minutes expired when theLawrence goalie miscued on a punt,popping the ball almost straight up.Center Dave Ansani ran on to the ballabout 20 yards from the goal andcharged to the left post.Attempting to make the tackle, full¬back Curt Laumann brought Ansanidown causing a penalty kick from thetwelve-yard line.Ansani put the shot away with ease to midable in his position as Forester de¬fensive coordinator.The Maroons are now 2-5 overall, but0-5 in conference. They travel to Riponthis coming weekend to play the Red-put the Maroons ahead 1-0.Ansani showed skill and experienceby choosing his path towards the goalas he knew that path would afford himthe greatest opportunities.“I knew that they would either hit meor I’d have a shot,” declared Ansani.“That’s why I brought the ball in onthat angle.”Laumann felt that the call was un¬fair. “I didn’t foul him,” exclaimedLaumann. “I hit the ball first and fol¬lowed through and knocked himdown.”“My body shielded the ref,” headded. “It probablv looked like afoul.”AFTER THE goal, Lawrenceswitched to only three fullbacks thuscreating more opportunities for the Uof C.Ansani scored his second goal of theday and his team-leading seventhabout ten minutes later. Winger DaveWeiss initiated the goal when he chaseddown a long pass in the corner. Weissthen passed to midfielder Andy Brownwho hit a perfect ball to Ansani whowas stationed in the penalty area. Onone touch Ansani punched the ball intothe upper-right corner.With less than ten minutes left Wi¬liam Penn broke free in the penaltyarea but was dragged down byLawrence’s Casey Sloan.This penalty resulted in the game’smost unusual moment, U of C goalieJoe Mario came charging down field toattempt the direct penalty kick fromthe penalty spot. Mario put the ball to"N men. Should they fail to win there, theywill have one more chance at earning aconference victory, at home on No¬vember 3 against the conference lead¬ers, St. Norbert College.the lower left corner with ease.When asked why he kicked the pen¬alty Mario replied, “We have penaltykick competitions and I always finish inthe top three.”When asked about the potentialdanger of putting the ball in play Mariostated, “You’ve got to have confi¬dence.”COACH BARRY DeSilva similarlyjustified the move. “Very rarely do yousee the keeper stop the ball.” DeSilvafurther noted the small amount of timeremaining and the unliklihood ofLawrence moving the ball up field asquickly as Mario running back to thegoal. Furthermore, DeSilva remarkedthat the goalie is generally the freshestman on the field at that time of thegame.The goal was the first in Mario's ca¬reer.The final goal involved textbook exe¬cution. Andy Brown put the ball righton Penn’s foot as he was making a finerun past the defenders. Penn streakedin on the left side unmarked and ham¬mered the ball past the goalie’s left.“Can you believe that this is thesame team that lost to Beloit?" puzzledDeSilva.THE DIFFERENCE between thisgame and the rest of the season seemedto be the ball movement everywhere onthe field. “They started to take the ballwith one. two touches and move,” com¬mented DeSilva. “When they play likethis they can beat anyone.”Finally DeSilva discussed the LakeForest game. “They are strong andfast. We can play right in there withthem.”“As long as we play our game we canwin.”Off the IM Wire PHOTO BY BEN FORESTBob Dickey looks on disgustedly as his team folds in the third quarter afterplaying well in the first half.toward the MCAC titleThis year’s intramural sports are well underway,and both participation and competition seem to be upfrom last year. Going into this weekend, severaltouch football teams are off to fast starts. Of theteams in the men’s undergraduate residence leaguethat have played at least two games, Dewey, Bishop,Henderson, Breckenridge, and Dodd/Mead all haveundefeated records. Dewey, at 3-0, may very wellrun away with the Monday-Wednesday league, as noother team has won more than once, while each hasat least one loss. Bishop and Henderson will slug itout for the Tuesday-Thursday league title, if theearly results are any indication.In the men’s undergraduate independent league,Psi-U holds a 3-0 record, with Alpha Del and Phi Deltalso undefeated. The Dean’s List, at 2-1, expects tochallenge the hot Psi-U team in the Monday-Wednes¬day league. The graduate division contains five un¬defeated teams, as well as some imaginative names.The undefeated teams include Bovver Boys, I-House,Pencil Necked Geeks, Goon Squad and Pass Inter¬ferons.Quite possibly the most competitive league is theone in which the women play. Two tie games at thisearly stage of the season serve to back up such a con¬tention. Dewey’s women’s team has been able tomatch Dewey’s men’s record at 3-0. Salisbury/Dodd,at 1-0, and Upper Wallace, at 0-0-1, are the onlyteams yet to suffer a loss.* * *-— Volleyball, the other major fall intramural sport,has begun but most teams have played only onegame going into this past weekend.* * *Six men have moved into the quarterfinals of themen’s handball tournament. They are John Klassen,Kyh Oh. Joe Bernstein, Tom Herzog. Raj Nanda, andKen Kebisk. In the quarterfinal matches, Bernsteinwill meet Herzog, and Nanda meets Kebisk. Klassenand Oh await the winners of this round.In women’s handball, Sharon Martin and JenniferMagnabosco have advanced to the semi-finals wherethey await the winners of Phyllis Williamson v. LexaStern and Shawn Stevens v. Susan Benson.* * *In men’s undergraduate residence tennis, theround of 32 has been announced with Art Lee. TerryEdwards and Andrew Halpein already being jumpedto the round of 16, since their opponents failed to playduring the first round. Two friends will face off in thesemi-finals of the undergraduate independent tour¬nament, namely Dave “the Jay” Stogel and Joe Me-lendres. Stogel is the prohibitive favorite in Englishbetting parlors based on earlier encounters. PhillipConnolly has reached the semi-finals in the graduatemen’s tournament.The women’s independent and graduate tennistournaments are a bit of a disappointment to the IMprogram. There were few entrants and all were dis¬qualified for failing to play by the necessary date.—Matt Schaefer, SCHEDULEFootballOct.27 Sat. — RiponCollege Away1:30 p.m.Nov.3 Sat. — St.NorbertCollege Home1:30 p.m.SoccerOct. 24 Wed —IIT Home 4 p.m.Oct. 27 Sat.—Conference PlayoffsVolleyballOct. 23 Tues.—Lake Forest College AwayOct. Fri.-Division Playoffs26-27 Sat. Beloit AwayField HockeyOct. 25 Thurs.—Concordia College AwayOct. 27 Sat.—Wheaton College AwayNov. 2-3Fri.— NCAA Division III- TBARegional 4 PlayoffsCross CountryOct. 27 Sat — UC Invitational HomeNov. 3 Sat.—Conference Meet AwayThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984—17TAKEA STUDYBREAK TONIGHTAT MORRY’S RIGHTACROSSFROM THE REGAT HUTCHANNOUNCINGMORRY’SINCREDIBLEEDIBLELATE NIGHTSPECIALSFrom 8:00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. NightlyV« lb JUMBO CHEESEBURGER QQtHOT DOG (w/all the trimmings) QQ$Plus French Fries 7 7CHAR-BROILED POLISH qq <:(w all the trimmings) 77a Morry’s Special Q O ^JUMBO BBQ TURKEY LEG 77JUMBO SLICE OF PIZZA(ty: of a 12” whole cheese and Q Q Csausage pizza) 7 7MORRY’S SUBMARINE SPECIAL 99^Morry’s incredible dinner special Q Q ^VEAL CUTLET, GRAVY, RICE, & BEANSonly atMORRY’S DELIinHutch Commons1131 E. 57th Streetopen M-F 7:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M.SAT 9:00 A.M. to 8:30 P.M.SUN 11:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M. Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!Students & Professors welcome. Immediateoccupancy! For more information on anyapartment listed below, call Mr. Collina,Sack Realty Co.684-8900-5521 Everett-4.0 rooms, heat, stove,refrigerator, and hot water,furnished. $420.00 /monthAdults only.Keys in Sack office, orcall Ledic at 643-2326 5100 Cornell1 bedroom apartments startat $380/month. Stove, refrig¬erator. heat, hot water, carpet,cooking gas and electric included.To see apartment, go to theoffice in building 9-5 M-F,9-12 Saturday.- 5212 Cornell2.5 room and studio apartmentsavailable for immediate occupancy,heat, hot water, electric, and cookinggas included in rent. Stove and refrig¬erator furnished. Rents start at$260/mo., adults only, no pets.Keys in Sack office or after 5:30 p.m.at 5212 Cornell building office.Wed. Fri. 5:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m.Saturday 12:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. -OFF STREET PARKINGl ->5228 CornellOutside - $30/moGarage - $60/mo.Call Mr. Collins atSack Realty5537 Everett4 room. 1 bedroom, living room, dining room and kitchen, heathot water, stove and refrigerator, rwmsfced.J420/month, adutts oniyKeys in Sack officePUL 5120 Harper2 5 roomJ285/month 3.5 roomJ380/monthStove, refrigerator carpet, heatand hot water, furnished Keys inSack office or call Mirko 288-4391The Sack Realty Company, Inc.1459 east hyde park boulevardChicago, Illinois 60615Mai ShanleyMiss U.S.A. 1984 YOU CAN BECOMEMISS U.S.A. 1985and win more than$175,000 in cash and prizesFEBRUARY 8-9-10Arlington Park HiltonArlington Heights, IllinoisGRAND PRIZES FORMISS ILLINOIS-U.S.A 1985An exciting trip to Italy - courtesy of Salerno's Windsor Restaurant in Berwyn and Salerno's onthe Fox in St. CharlesA luxurious full-length fur coat from Bill Talidis, The Mink Barn, Union, ILA competition wardrobe which includes 3 gowns designed by Alyce hamm of Alyce Designs,Chicago PLUS...an all-expense-paid trip to Miami, Florida for an opportunity to compete for the1985 Miss U.S.A. title and over $175,000 in cash and prizes.If you are a single female between the ages of 17 - 24, you are eligible to enter. Writ(MISS ILLINOIS - U.S.A. PAGEANTPAGEANT PRODUCTIONS434 W. DOWNER PLACEAURORA, IL 60506OR PHONE(312) 896-9838rfTHE FIRST SUPP(of the year)ADAT SHALOM(under new management)WHEN: Friday, October26th, at 6:30 p.m.WHERE: Hillel, 5715S. 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Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publication. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, U of C shuttle. Laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts available for students.Herbert Realty 684 23339-4:30 Mon. Fri.STUDIOS $225-245, ONE BDRM 275. 52nd &Woodlawn. Laundry, most utilities incl 684-5030.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark Shop Trans 7Rm4Br Cpt (heat Water) S570. 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Call 955 3923Large 1 bdrm w/walk-in closet Nr lake by 55thliving rm, kitchen, bath to share w/2 othergrad students Wash/Dry in basement.Available now. $180 4- utilities. Call 363-4451Share 8 Room condo, 2 baths, 2400 ft. Call 5673492 or 493-1749 Close to U of C many extras.Roommate Wanted Room with private bath insunny 3 bdrm condo 54th and Dorchester callJim 324 8784 evenings 962 1336 days.LUXURIOUS condo vie 48th/Kenwood formalLB 30 ft & Ivrm 6 bdrm 4 bath w/w carpet$140,000.00Mr. Jackson939 4721SPACE WANTEDVisiting French academic couple withoutchildren need reasonable house or apt to rentspring quarter 962-8168 days.Visiting Professor wants to sublet studio/onebdrm apt Jan June. Dan Garber, 363 4534FOR SALEIBM Correcting Selectric II Typewriter GoodCondition $550 Call M-F 962 1056YARD SALE FURNITURE SAT OCT 27 10AM5516 S. Harper. For information call 324 3484 BMW 2202 '71 120K mi. 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Please applyin writing to: HWM 7545 S Harper 60637Mature Waitress needed on night shiftShould be experienced inserving meals and drinksApply after 8pmHouse of Tiki1612 E 53rd StreetATTENTION, STUDENTS! Want part-timework you can fit between classes? Place andfill posters on campus, earn base and bonuses.Year-round possible 1-800-243-6679.WANTED MANAGER FOR MENS BASKETBALL TEAM must be able to make all gamesand possibly one practice per week from 10-2584 to 3-1-85. Contact Jim Hargesheimer Mensad Bartlet Gym.WANT TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS? Tryvolunteering! Give service at a hospital, in aschool, coach a swim team, tutor, or teachdrama. Contact the Student Volunteer Bureauat 955 4105 or stop by at 5655 So. University, 3rdFloor.Good humored, responsible student needed forchild sitting occasional evenings. Call 667 4220after 6 p.m.Person to do clerical work Friday mornings.Filing, some typing. Must be neat, responsible,Call 667-4220 after 6 p.m.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE : A fast, accurate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and former college English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem. James Bone 363 0522. $12/hour.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493 9122Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available 962 6263.PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM Word Processor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates. 324 1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often help with the problems ofstudents, faculty, and families in the communi¬ty, For info call 288 2244TYPIST Exp Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924 1152.TYPIST: exp/w student papers, reas. 684 6882PM. LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE. Rates from$12/hour FURNITURE, BAGGAGE CallAnytime 743-1353.Graduate student's wife can take care of yourchild References and experiencecall 285 5251.TYPIST Exp. College Papers Turabian. Fast,Accurate Reasonable Rates IBM CorrectingSelectric 643 8606Experienced teacher will care for toddlers inmy home with my 2-yr old daughter Mornings,8 Noon. No TV, lots of books, Montessoriphilosophy. Bright apt 58th & Drexel. 363 4534.ESTABLISHED WOMEN'S THERAPYGROUP, HPK, evening meeting time. Agerange; 24 30s. Has opening for membermembership Graduate Students, WorkingWomen. Scaled Fee. M E. HALLOWITZ MSW,ACSW.CSW 947-0154Piano for beginners all ages, low rates, set inmy home. Degree in Music Ed, Cindy 947-0164SCENESWRITERS' WOR KSHOP Plaza 2-8377Crossroads Saturday Night Dinner. 5621Blackstone, 6:00. Join for an evening of goodfood, good fun and good company.AFGANISTAN TODAY. A discussion of thepresent situation. Saturday Oct 20, 7:30pm.Crossroads Student Center 5621 BlackstoneORGANIZATIONAL MEETING STUDENTGOVERNMENT COOP. Quaker House 5615 S.Woodlawn Rear Entrance 7:00 PM BringPaper Bags and Egg Cartons.ALEX EPPLER will be giving musicworkshops on the balalaika, cymbalom, andkaval at Ida Noyes hall Mon Thur, Oct 29 Nov1, at 8pm. $8 gen/$6 studetns. Advance reservation or more information, call John 324 1247.LEX BEAUX PARLEURS annoncent une reunion jeudi le 25 octobre a Ida Noyes 20:00h.TIRED OF EXPENSIVE FOOD’ WANT LOWCOST HIGH QUALITY FOOD? come to theStudent Government Food Coop Organiza¬tional Meeting Quaker House 5615 S WoodlawnAve 7:00 pm.PETSThree 8 weeks old beautiful kittens availablefree of charge Call 493-8130 evenings. YEARBOOKYearbook needs a staff. Photographer, copy,layout and literature people needed Firstmeeting Tuesday Oct 23 7pm Ida Noyes SunParlor 3rd Floor.STEREOHere's the stereo deal you've been looking for!Sansui F R D25 turntable. Sansui R 30 receiverand matrix speakers, all in good condition Forunder S300 negotiable Call 947-0747 x 341 Askfor Tina, make an offer.MARXISTSTUDY GROUPAnyone interested in a study group of Marxistphilosophy or economics Call Stan Smith 4894369(nights)THE BAGEL BRUNCHIS BACK!Hillel has a brunch every Sunday 11 to 1 pmlox, bagel, cream cheese plus the N Y. Times,Tribune coffee & Juice all for $2MEAL COUPONS WANTEDOffering SI per coupon on $80 per book v_AShCall 753 2233 Ask for John (137) or Bob (142) Ifno answer leave messageMETAFICTIONALWRITINGThe only one of its kind in Chicago Longstanding group wants new writers SaturdaysOct. 27. 8 wk session. We get published Instructor is also literary agent. 955-6094COLLEGE REPUBLICANSUC College Republicans will meet ThursdayOct 25 at 7:00pm in Ida Noyes The Reaganand Percy campaign will be discussedOCTOBERFEST DINNERFeaturing German Cuisine ComplimentaryBeverages Wed . Oct. 24, 4:30-7:00pm At theInternational House Dining RoomPERSONALSWant to work on the yearbook’ Organizationalmeeting Tuesday Oct 23 7pm Ida Noyes SunParlor 3rd floor. Be there!THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667 7394.NEEDTOTALK?If you have a problem and don't know where toturn, try the U of C Hotline. We also have infoand referrals and can help in an emergency.We're there 7 days a week from 7 pm to 7 amGive us a call at 753 1777.BALALAIKA CONCERTCome to an evening of Russian Balalaikamusic player by virtuoso Alex Eppler, accompanied by guitarist M. Kimball DykesMandell Hall, Sat, Oct. 27, 8 pm Tickets are $9,$7 students Advance tickets are Si off and maybe bought at Mandell Hall Box OfficeSHELVINGAll types made from $15.00 Free estimates,delivery Installation. Call John 978 3723 ADOPTION TALKDirector of two maior Illinois services, fosterhome finder, tell ways & means of findingchildren. Tonite, Ida Noyes Library 7:30 ProLife.STANLEY H. KAPLANEDUCATIONAL CENTERJuly ClassesLSAT K.S SPEED READING. ESL..AUGUST CLASSESGRE SAT. ACT ELS. MCAT.. DATGMAT LSAT ILS SPEED READINGPREPARE FORMCAT • SAT * lSAT • GMAT • GREGRE PSVCn • GRE BiO * OCAT • VAT • matINTRODUCTION TO LAW SCHOOL * SPEED REAPINGSSAT#PSAT*DAT* ACHIEVEMENTS* ACT*CPATOEFL * MSKP * NMB i 11 1 1 1 * ECFMG * FlE*N-CLE**CGFNS*FMGEMS*NPB i *ESL*NCB 1SfflMG. SUMMER FkLi UTEMSNESCours** OOT>St»Htty jpdllMCKOgrtHIS *110 VkjfS ViS'1 in> C*nle'SM yoursai* w*iv «*• HiaAe in#cna«*anoa Spaac RaaO'ig CourseF'm D*mo i«ssoh—Ca> *odays & t"T«si<Na0WMCV *rV ’iXARLINGTON HEIGHTSCHICAGO CENTERHIGHLAND PARKLA GRANGE CENTER 1312) 437-6650312 764*5151312) 433-7410312' 352-5MCNV SlM CWy Ca* 1o« ‘ 80C 2Z3 ’ -*2Carta* * Map* u S Cmm Puanc Roc To*e"«c GanaoaThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 23, 1984—19CAUSEand The Chicago Debating Societypresent aon“The U.S. Role in Central America:Defending Democracy or Supporting Oppression?”Dean Herman SinaikoModerator•Dean of students in the College•Associate Professor Division of HumanitiesDefending U.S. Intervention:L. Francis Bouchey•President of the Council forInter American Security.•Contributor to Washington Timesand the Wall Street JournaI.Opposing U.S. intervention:Raymond Bonner•New York Times correspondentto El Salvador from 1980until 1982.•Author of Weakness and Deceit,about U.S. policy in El Salvador.THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25th,7:30 P.M.MANDEL HALL5706 S. University Avenue• Reception Follows ••Seating on a first come-first serve basis*•Sponsored by CAUSE and the Center for Latin American Studies ••Funded by the Student Government Finance Committee*