The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 10 The University of Chicago ^Copyright 1984U of C students comment The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 12, 1S84No clear winner in the VP debateBy Tom CoxandFrank LubyBy taking few chances andreiterating their respectiveparty platforms, neither VicePresident George Bush norDemocratic vice presidentialcandidate Geraldine Ferraroemerged as a clear winner inlast night’s nationally tele¬vised League of Women Votersdebate from Philadelphia.Student opinion at the Uni¬versity of Chicago, based onresponses from students view¬ing the debate at Ida NoyesHall and other campus loca¬tions, addressed the deliveryand character of the two can¬didates far more than the can¬didates’ actual responses dur¬ing the debate. With theexception of questions on Cen¬tral America and Lebanon,students generally agreed thatthe candidates “said nothingnew’’ and held their partylines.An ABC poll conducted afterthe debate showed that the U ofC student opinion is consistentwith opinion nationwide. Of the681 respondents in the ABCtelephone survey, 42 percentdeclared Bush the winner, while 33 percent opted for Fer¬raro and 25 percent consideredthe outcome a tie.Additionally, the ABC-TVpoll indicated virtually nochange in voter opinion basedon Thursday night’s debate.The percentage of undecidedvoters dropped from four tothree, with that one percent¬age point going to the Mondale-Ferraro ticket, but the per¬centage of voters supportingthe Reagan-Bush ticket re¬mained unchanged.Joshua Salisbury, formerpresident of the U of C Demo¬crats, thought the debateended in a tie, but did not feelthe candidates strictly repeat¬ed the party line. He said thatFerraro and Democratic presi¬dential candidate Walter Mon¬dale have not melted theirviews together yet, as Ferrarostill holds her own views onsome issues. He added thatBush, however, “did a good jobof aligning himself with Rea¬gan considering how radicallydifferent his position was.”Students noticed a generaltendency for each candidate tosidestep attempts to divide hisor her ticket. Ferraro said that in spite of her particular viewson an issue her job as a repre¬sentative is to support the opin¬ion of her constituency and nother personal feelings. Sheadded that if her religiousviews came into conflict withher political obligations as arepresentative, she would re¬sign.Bush said the President asksfor his opinion on particularissues, but when the Presidenthas made his final decision his(Bush’s) job is to support thatdecision. Each candidate at¬tempted to subordinate per¬sonal opinion in favor of theunity of the ticket, and in thisattempt Bush succeededslightly more than Ferrarodid.Ferraro raised the issue ofthe federal budget deficitthroughout the debate, whileBush avoided questions andcomments on the subject.Bush, on the other hand, madeconstant references to the 21.5percent interest rate and the 12percent inflation rate of theMondale-Carter administra¬tion.Ferraro dodged questions onarms treaty verification, and gave no clear proposal on howto bring the Russians to the ne¬gotiating table. Bush respond¬ed to Ferraro’s attacks on Rea¬gan’s failure to sustainnegotiations by citing frequentleadership changes in the Sovi¬et Union and a US desire tobargain from a position ofstrength.Ferraro gained an advan¬tage in civil rights discussions,referring to civil rights as thebiggest failure of the Reaganadministration and pointingout that Reagan’s positive civilrights moves are merely ac¬tions required by law and notmandated by Reagan policy.On foreign affairs, state¬ments such as Bush’s “TheMarines (in Beirut) gavepeace a chance” summarizethe tone of the discussion.Each candidate avoided spe¬cific policy statements onforeign affairs, despite an oc¬casionally spirited discussionon El Salvador and Nicara¬gua.On the subject of religionFerraro said that religiousleaders have an obligation tomake a case on political issues, but that in our pluralis¬tic society church and stateshould not touch as closely asthey do in the relationship be¬tween President Reagan andReverend Jerry Falwell. With-in this discussion Ferraro reaf¬firmed that should her reli¬gious beliefs conflict with herjob as a political representa¬tive, she would resign her posi¬tion.Students felt prior to the de¬bate that any nervousness orlack of clarity on Ferraro’spart would hurt the Democrat¬ic campaign more than deli¬very problems on Bush’s partwould damage Republicanstrength. Ferraro laid to restany doubts about her compo¬sure by appearing organizedand providing clear answers.Students considered Bush, ingeneral, to be “simplistic”,“more spontaneous and lessorganized”, and “emphatic”in contrast to a seeminglymore composed Ferraro.Mondale, by consensus awinner in the first presidentialdebate, will oppose PresidentReagan October 21 in the finalLeague of Women voters de¬bate for the 1984 Presidentialcampaign.Why moved to SmartBy David LanchnerWHY, the Richard Huntbronze sculpture that oncestood in Harper quadrangle,will join two other sculptures inthe Smart Gallery courtyard.The decision to move Why in¬volves safety and aestheticsonly, and does not imply ad¬ministrative displeasure withthe sculpture, according to theSmart Gallery’s Director,Reinhold Heller.Danger from snowplows andvandalism was cited as a rea¬son for Why’s removal. Whileother purely aesthetic reasonswere also cited, Heller saidthat Why would be better dis¬played and put into context byits removal to the Smart Gal¬lery.HUNT SAID he had no objec¬tions to the removal. “I feel PHOTO COURTESY OF UNIWhy, dedicated to thememory of a late professorgenerally that once my work isout there, it’s on its own,” hesaid. He added that the remo¬val is not necessarily a badthing if the sculpture is rein¬stated with care and taste.Why was originally pur¬chased and commissioned in1974 by the wife and friends of a in the business school in1974, will now rest alongsidetwo other sculptures in theSmart Gallery courtyard.professor Nerlove, with a spe¬cific site, the middle of Harperquadrangle, in mind. Nerlove,a professor of economics at theInside:Nicaragua:Tragic history revisitedGCJ cover—— ——^—— Gallerybusiness school, died in theearly ’70s. His wife and friendschose the Harper quadranglesite for “nostalgic and aesthet¬ic reasons.” according to Hunt.Hunt said that Mrs. Nerloveand her friends, among themformer University presidentEdward Levi, “liked the site”because it was in and aroundHarper, where Nerlove hadspent most of his professionallife.WHY DERIVES its namefrom Nerlove's inquisitivene¬ss. “He was always a veryquestioning man,” Hunt said,“and 1 originally thought of thework in the form of a questionmark. However, in the processof working on it. it becamemore amorphous, more flame¬like or organic in shape.”Most of the people involvedin Why’s original purchase areno longer on campus. Mrs.Nerlove has moved to Los An¬geles, and Levi left the Univer¬sity presidency in the mid-70s.There are few people left whofeel Why’s former Harper loca¬tion is significant.ACCORDING TO Hunt, whohas been creating public sculp¬ture for 15 years, works com¬missioned to remember peoplealmost always come to be seenas aesthetic objects only.Why's removal seems to con¬firm this process. AlthoughHunt believes the move to theSmart Gallery can be successf¬ul if done well, he remarkedthat it was rather sad howquickly personal associationevaporates.Heller described the acquisi¬tion of Why as important, call¬ing it an aesthetically pleasingand representative work by afamous Chicago sculptor. Nospecific date has been set forWhy’s installation, and thestatue currently sits in a Uni¬versity warehouse. IBX misuse curbedBy Tom GearNO CRIMINAL prosecutionshave resulted from studentabuse of the University’s IBXTelecommunications System,but the University has issued awarning to students and hasundertaken an investigationinto improving the svsteminorder to prevent furtherabuse.“This kind of misuse is al¬most always a problem on asmall scaie.” said EdwardTurkington. associate dean ofstudents in the College. “Butlast spring's incident was un¬precedented.” Some sourcesestimate that at the height oflast spring’s illegal telephoneuse, over two thirds of Univer¬sity students knew at least onefour-digit IBX access number,the codes which enable theuser to charge long distancephone calls to University ac¬counts. Turkington said thephone calls cost the University“many thousands of dollars.”THE UNIVERSITY has fo¬cused its efforts on collectingmoney for the substantialphone bills rather than prose¬cuting student users, althoughthe Guide to Incoming Studentsincludes this statement: “Stu¬dents who make unauthorizeduse of Telecommunicationswill be subject to Universitydiscipline, and may be crimi¬nally charged.”Turkington’s office currentlyreviews departmental phonebills which contain unauth¬orized calls, and attempts totrack down the callers. Thistime-consuming process hascompelled some students toadmit their abuses on theirown, but the research (Turkington avoids the term ‘inves¬tigation’) continues. “Most of the people whocame in (on their own) had away of rationalizing their ac¬tions.” Turkington said. “Acommon phrase was ‘Every¬body was doing it.’” he addedOther students didn’t under¬stand how the University paysfor its WATS lines. “Somethought they weren't costingthe University any money,thinking the billing was flatrate.” said Turkington. “butwe have to pay for everycall.”THE IBX SYSTEM under¬went many improvements as adirect result of the widespreadabuse. Technical adjustmentshave made accessing a partic¬ular line more difficult, thoughthe University realizes that nosystem is fullproof. Turking-ton’s office did not elaborate onthe changes.Each of the University’s divi¬sions and departments havefour-digit access codes for longdistance calls. Use of the codecharges the call to the depart¬ment’s account. Upon exami¬nation of phone bills in early1984. several departments dis¬covered charges for unauth¬orized long distance calls. Ap¬parently, the authorized codes“leaked out” and spread rapid¬ly by word-of-mouth to stu¬dents, who then made calls onthe IBX system from phones indormitories and campus build¬ings.THE PROPORTIONS of lastspring’s abuse are subject tospeculation rather than precisefigures. Turkington simplysaid “lots and lots of people”used the access codes illegally,and mentioned a rumor thatone particular code appearedon a bathroom wall.The University’s extensiveIBX system began operation in1982 ’It’s FREE and it’s EASY!Take a FREESpeed Reading LessonTHIS QUARTER your readingassignments could take over 400HOURS. 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Come to a free lesson toregister for the scholarship to this program. If you cannot attend a freelesson, you can call 677-8811 or 965-5596 for information..WIN A FREE SCHOLARSHIP!1.5 !Xv. , .<.L . '\ . Free lesson lasts 55 minutes,You need only attendone free lesson.NEWSPublic opinion improved on U of C ’s heliportfly students for lesshighlight their reason for beinghospital, then rushed to another burnunit 45 minutes away.In addition to rescuing severe trau¬ma victims, the helicopter helps in¬crease the influence of U of C medicaltechnology. Juric cited a case wherethe doctors used the helicopter to rusha University developed antidote to ayoung Michigan girl who accidentlyoverdosed on heart medicine.JURIC HAS received no complaintsabout the helicopter ambulance fromnearby residents. One resident, SophieBloom, who had once vocally opposeddoes not apply are November 20, 21, 25,and 26 and December 21, 22, 23. 28. 29,30.Piedmont flies to 24 states, primarilyin the Eastern US, but as of November1 will have service to San Francisco,Rochester, NY, and Evansville, IN.By Matthew MetzTHE U OF C’s new helicopter ambu¬lance has helped expand the range andreach of University of Chicago medi¬cine, and has generated no complaintsfrom nearby residents, according toMary Juric, co-director of the Universi¬ty’s helicopter ambulance program.The helicopter, the Chicago area’sonly airborne ambulance, makes aboutone and one half flights per day on theaverage. Demand for the helicopter isincreasing because an airborne ambu¬lance provides the best means to re¬scue victims from the middle of aPiedmont willPiedmont Airlines has announced aspecial discount for college students onregular coach flights. On most flightsbetween October 8 and February 28,full-time graduate and undergraduatestudents will receive a 50 percent dis¬count for regular coach seats on Pied¬mont flights.Humanities willBy Larry PeskinThe Division of the Humanities willopen its doors to the public Saturday,October 13th at the fifth annual Human¬ities Open House, presenting an abun¬dance of lectures, demonstrations, con¬certs, and tours to the public.“The purpose of the Open House,”explained Prof. Kenneth Northcott, “isto show the university what the human¬ities do.”Wendy O’Flaherty, a professor in theDivinity School and a member of theCommittee on Social Thought, will de¬liver the principal address: “When Is aClassic Not a Classic? — or — WhoSays the East is Mysterious?” at 11a.m. in Mandel Hall. jammed freeway, from outlying coun¬ties where the proper emergency caremight not be available, or from situa¬tions when a conventional ambulancecannot respond quickly enough.THE HELICOPTER ambulance,manned with a team of physicians andnurses, flew to the site of the recentUnion Oil refinery explosion, andrushed a critically burned survivor tothe U of C’s state-of-the-art burn unit..Juric hypothesized that without theambulance, the gravely injured manwould have been taken first to a localThe only restrictions mandate thatthe tickets be round-trip and be pur¬chased at least seven days in advance.In addition, travel cannot occur on Fri¬days or after 1 p.m. on Sundays. Stu¬dents must also present a valid ID, andmust not be over 25 years of age.The only other days this discountParticipants will be able to attendtheir choice of four of some 60 45-min-ute long events scheduled to take placeat 10 a.m., 1 p.m., 2 p.m. and 3 p.m.These events include lectures such as“Malamud and the Nature of Base¬ball” and “Philosophy and Sports,” aswell as the discussions of Yeats’ lyricpoems and new trends in Chinese liter¬ature. Musical events will include aconcert of 17th century English musicfor viols and recorders, an open re¬hearsal of the University Chorus, and ademonstration of the Rockefeller Chap¬el carillon. Participants may also tourFrank LlovdWright’s Robie House, theOriental institute. Midway Studios,Court Theatre and Regenstein Li¬ brary.In the past the Humanities OpenHouse has often been perceived as a re¬cruiting program for prospective col¬lege students, but Maggie Zansitis,coordinator of the open house, hopes tochange that image. “We’d like U of Cstudents to feel welcome to attend,”said Zansitis. “Open house is an oppor¬tunity for students to see and hear pro¬fessors from whom they would not nor¬mally take courses.” Zansitis stressesthat the open house is also open tomembers of the community.The events will run from 10 a.m. to5:30 p.m. Participants will be able toregister in the Reynolds Club NorthLounge from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Admis¬sion is free. the helipad atop Mitchell Hospital, nowfeels “neutral” to the U of C’s heli¬copter program because she feels as¬sured that the helicopter will not at¬tempt to land on the Mitchell Hospitalroof when the extremely rare “windshear” conditions exist. Wind shearhas been blamed for many recent air¬line accidents, including the crash of aPan American jetliner near New Or¬leans. The effect causes pilots to losscontrol of the aircraft.+++Juric says plans for expanding ser¬vice are “under consideration.”A A AS honorsThree University of Chicago pro-!fessors have been elected to the jAmerican Academy of the Arts andSciences, an honorary assembly ofjscholars from all academic disciplines, jThose U of C faculty members honoredamong the 93 new world-wide membersare Karl W. Butzer, former professorof anthropology who has recently left!for the University of Texas, Donald;Lach, professor of history, and Sherwin :Rosen, professor of economics.“It's recognition of the scholarshipyou have done,” said Lach. whospeculated that his recent work, Asiaand the Making of Europe, (whichdocuments the influence of Asia on the,development of Renaissance Europe),was in part responsible for his recom-’mendation to the Academy. “You arerecommended by people who arealready members, and who respect thework you have done in the Arts andScience,” said Lach.The Academy meets at irregular in¬tervals to discuss topics of general in¬terest, such as nuclear weapons pro¬liferation, but it is mainly an honorsociety. 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Student GovernmentAutumn ElectionsTuesday, October 16thWednesday, October 17thVACANCIESUndergraduate # of seats Graduate § of seatsShoreland Hall 1 Humanities Division 1Social Science Division 4Commuter 1 Business School 5Divinity School 1Freshmen 4 Social ServiceAdministration 1University WideStudent-Faculty-Administration Court-2 seatsPetitions Availablein Ida Noyes 306 or 210Petitions due Tomorrow, Saturday, Oct. 13that 12:00 noonQuestions? call Student Government at 962-9732The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984 —3VIEWPOINTSFinal curtain for the liberalBy Ed FuhrWith the first presidential debatenow behind us. Walter Mondale is pro¬claiming, “Today we have a brand newrace, everything is different.”Unfortunately for Mr. Mondale, ev¬erything is not different.He is still seen by most Americans asa professional politician who seeks toadddress the problems of today withthe old liberal policies of yesterday.Most television watchers, despite hisperformance at the debate, still feelthat he is an aloof man who doesn’tknow how to relax and allow his realpersonality to be seen. Finally, manystill complain that Mondale’s exhorta¬tions sound more like a plaintive whine.The biggest obstacle between Mr. Mon¬dale and the White House, however, re¬mains Ronald Reagan himself.When Senator Edward Kennedy de¬cided to challenge his own party’sPresident in 1980. he did so. he argued,because it was necessary for the peopleto believe in the presidency and theability of one man to make a dif¬ference. At that time, you may recall,there were many stories that perhapsthe presidency was too big a job for anyone man to handle. Senator Kennedydisagreed. So did Ronald Reagan.Now, only four years later, it is clearthat those earlier stories were wrong.While a great many people argue thatReagan has had a ruinous effect on thepoor and disadvantaged, or cham¬pioned poorly conceived causes, thereis little argument that he is a very ef¬fective leader who can communicatehis beliefs expertly to the people, andmove them to action.There is little doubt that a secondReagan term could radically changethe political environment for manyyears to follow. During his second fouryears in office. President Reagan willBy Steve SorensenTo the joy of almost all his politicalopponents. Jesse Jackson, the temper-mental leader of the Rainbow Coali¬tion, seemed to fade out of the head¬lines and into oblivion following theDemocratic Convention in San Franci¬sco. However, in recent weeks Jessehas returned to a position of Democrat¬ic leadership, demonstrating onceagain his strong sense of politicalprowess.Jackson has been actively campaign¬ing for Walter Mondale from Georgiato California, pursuing a schedule al¬most as rigorous as the one he followedduring his own bid for the presidentialnomination. This is great news for theMondale camp! After rejecting most ofJackson’s demands at the convention,Mondale could hardly expect Jesse tobe one of his greatest allies. And yetJesse is now back in the fold, denoun¬cing Reagan more vigorously thanever. This twist of good fortune givesthe Mondale supporters great reason torejoice, but middle stream Americabeware!!Jackson’s latest antics conform to atheme which has been subtle but domi¬nant throughout his political life. Thatis “Jackson first—then the consti¬tuency.” In the early days of his cam¬paign, the Reverend went on a peacekeeping mission to Lebannon. Themedia discreetly omitted any commen¬tary on how Jackson obtained the fundsto complete the trip. Since Jackson con¬tended that the trip was totally non-po¬litical, we can only suppose that themoney rame from his religious .-,up- be much less constrained in his actionsknowing that he will never again haveto come before the American voters.This might well mean that he will bewilling to tackle the unchecked growthof federal entitlements. Despite theclaims that Reagan has slashed theseprograms for the poor, the truth of themater is that they have continued togrow, albeit at a slower pace than inprevious years. Nevertheless, if reme¬dies are not taken soon, programs suchas Medicare will go bankrupt. Depend¬ing on the Republican Party’s successin keeping control of the Senate andpicking up seats in the House. Reaganmight well be tempted to make majorchanges in the entire welfare system.And that might not be a bad idea.In the area of economic policy, Rea¬gan will likely attempt several majorchanges. The most obvious is an over¬haul and simplification of the tax sys¬tem. The most likely approach will callfor a modified flat tax with an elimina¬tion of all deductions except those forhouse mortgages and perhaps alsoehairitable contributions. Middle in¬come earners have the most to gainfrom such a change. The biggest losersmight well be the rich, who will nolonger be able to claim an infinitenumber of deductions and tax write¬offs to escape their fair share of the taxburd'"The second important economicquestion, around which Mr. Mondalehas based much of his campaign, isthat of budget deficits. While he is cer¬tainly correct in saying that they mustbe reduced, it is more than ironic thatMondale and other liberals are the oneswho have to press the issue. For morethan ten years, Republicans cam¬paigned and lost on that very issue.Now it appears to be the Democrats’porters. The clearly political motivesof Jackson’s trip to the Middle East atleast raise the question of the possiblemisrepresentation of those motives byJackson to his contributing religiouscongregations.This incident, if isolated, would notbe cause for alarm or speculation.However, Jackson’s trip to Lebannonproved to be a prototype of things tocome. The Louis Farrakhan incidentalso demonstrated that Jackson’s per¬sonal interests take priority over theneeds of those he represents. Jackson’stendency to forsake tnt people whomean the most to him was ultimatelyexhibited by his anti-American state¬ments to the Sandanista government.Jackson freely criticized the systemthat facilitated his rise to power, andhoped by doing so, to gain even morepower.Is it then a surprise to find Jacksonback in the camp of a former adver¬sary? No. It is politically and person¬ally expedient. Jackson has failed tokeep his promises to seek political re¬form and has again sold the hopes of hissupporters for a political opportunity.Jackson has often been compared toMartin Luther King Jr. Reverend Kingwould, no doubt, chill at the thought.Martin Luther King truly sought theliberation of his people while Mr. Jack-son seeks only the gratification of hisown ego. If a civil rights platformserves as a means of furthering his po¬litical purposes, Jackson will continueto contend that he is a civil rights ac¬tivist. However, Jackson has shown welfare stateturn. Few Americans are willing to ex¬amine the effects of monumental defi¬cits and to examine the relativestrengths of each candidarte’s solu¬tions. Once re-elected, Reagan willhave little choice but to start bringingthem down. Even if he may not want to,advisors such as David Stockman andDonald Regan, will convince him thereis no alternative.The third area where President Rea¬gan is likely to press for significantchanges concerns social issues. Be¬cause Reagan may very well have theopportunity to appoint several supremecourt justices, this may prove to be thearea where his presence is most stron¬gly felt. Pro-lifers and proponents ofprayer in school are eagerly and tire¬lessly working to re-elect the Presidentbecause of just such a hope.Reagan has made no secret about hisintentions if reelected. Mondale hasdogged the President for the last yearoffering his own very different view ofwhat is needed from the man who holdsthe highest office in the land. TheAmerican people know Ronald Reaganand Walter Mondale, and what theystand for. There can be little doubtabout that.And so, as Walter Mondale flails withincreasing desperation at the Presidenthe would replace, complaining that hismessage is not getting across, it is per¬haps time for him to start recognizingthat it has gotten across, all too well,and that the American people are re¬jecting it by significant numbers. Thismay or may not be the dawn of the pro¬claimed Conservative Opportunity So¬ciety that people like CongressmanJack Kemp have touted for years, but itdoes appear to be the final curtain forthe old policies of the liberal welfarestate.that he will forsake civil rights in favorof racial bias if anti-semitism is per¬sonally preferable. In the course ofonly weeks, Jackson criticised Ameri¬can democracy in Nicaragua and thenadvocated its benefits at home as hesought to reform the Democraticparty’s electorate procedures. Suchpolar positions cannot be tolerated.Jackson’s consistent hypocrisyproves that he is a man who can not betrusted. We must recognize his ten¬dency to place his own interests abovethose of the people and dismiss hisfrom the political arena before he at¬tains a position of power where he candamage America at home or abroad.Steve Sorenson is a first-year studentin the Business School. LETTERGentlementell the factsTo the editor:Nick Hirsch seems to deliberatelydistort and trivialize facts and prob¬lems pertaining to America’s relationswith the Soviet Union and his “view¬point” essay of October 5th.President Reagan did not make a“statement” about bombing the USSR,he made a joke which the responsiblemembers of the new media who heardit at the time understood it and realizedits insignificance. But for the overzea¬lousness of one reporter who laterheard about it and decided to makepublic the story, the world would neverhave known or been bothered by themeaningless microphone test. Whetheris is proper or in anyone’s interest tomake meaningless jokes and slips ofthe tongue (like several of Representa¬tive Ferraro’s bons mots) and, pardonthe expression, blow them out of pro¬portion in the nation’s newspapers andtelevision news programs is a seriousquestion for the public and the variousnews media to debate.At worst, Mr. Reagan’s remark wason par with Leonid Brezhnev’s remarkto the late French President Pompidouthat a button he had just pushed hadcaused the obliteration of Paris. (Mr.Hirsch was perhaps too busy monitor¬ing war preparations in Vladivostok torecall this famous public incident.)Is all this not very funny? Perhaps. Isit irresponsible on the President’spart? Let’s just say Mr. Reagan’s ac¬tions have spoken louder than hiswords.Mr. Hirsch believes that our Presi¬dent’s irresponsible actions and rheto¬ric have created “hostile relations withone of the most powerful nations in theworld.” I assume he means the USSRbecause our relations with other power¬ful nations from the People’s Republicof China to Great Britain and fromJapan to W’est Germany have rarelybeen better. One might ask which ofthese powers the Soviet Union is ongood terms with but. of course, NickHirsch does not.Apparently, he forgets what startedthe current “cold peace” in the firstplace. I would refer him to December1979, a small nation called Afghanistanand a man named Jimmy Carter. Per¬haps the terms Olympic boycott andgrain embargo mean nothing to Mr.Hirsch, but they certainly had an im¬pact on the Soviet politburo.Now let us turn to what Hirsch callsReagan’s “gung-ho America” attitude.This includes, one supposes, the cur¬rent American military build up (thepercentage of GNP spent on the mili¬tary is lower than it was in the early1970’s even if you take out the cost ofthe Vietnam war), our criticism of So.-viet human rights violations (from Sak¬harov to KAL 007, from Soviet Jews tochemical warfare in Afghanistan), ourattempts to offer such insane arms re¬duction plans as the ‘zero option” andour condemnations of such peacelovingstates as Libya, Syria, North Korea,Vietnam, Cuba and Nicaragua.Mr. Hirsch writes that “part of thePresident’s job is to tell it like it is.”Well, when President Carter said hesaw the Soviet Union in a totally newlight and was disillusioned by their be¬havior in Afghanistan and PresidentReagan expounded that the SovietyUnion was an “evil empire” they werenot just taking us on a ride down theVolga. They were telling it like it is.Julius B. Santise.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637 Phone 962-9555.Cliff GrammichEditor in chief, on leave of absenceFrank LubyActing Editor in chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorRosemary BlinnFeatures and Special Projects Editor Dennis ChanskySports EditorArthur U. EllisPhotograph EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal Editor Lisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditAssociate Editors: Hilary TillContributors: Karen Anderson, Scott Bernard, Mark Blocker, Alexandra Conroy, ThomaCox, Steven Douglas, Paul Flood, Ben Poorest, Jim Jocefowicz, Larry Kavanagh MatMetz, Jeanine Nordberg, Jon Nussbaum r arry Peskin, Fioru Pizzo Geoit snerrv Stev<.sorenson, BoD Travis, Julie Weissman. ’Jackson: a man who ‘cannot be trusted9J—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984The Humanities are not for the meek of mind.The Humanities Open HouseSaturday, October 1310:00 a.m. • 5:00 p.m.Admission free and open to all.Please register in Reynolds Club and pick up a descriptive programof all events — 9:00 a.m. until 2:00 p.m.Tours - Lectures - Recitals - Slide and Film Presentations - Concerts 1I*•IIIII*II♦IIHOW FAR CAN YOUCARRY PORTABILITY?POMERLEAUCOMPUTINGSYSTEMSof Hyde ParkEver wish you could take your personal computer into a library or museum, so youcould begin editing your notes as soon as you got home? 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HARPER AVENUE, 2n4 FLOOR >288 5971DRINKING AND DRIVINGCAN KILL A FRIENDSHIPDepartment ofMedicine Grand Rounds“An AdditionalBasic Sciencefor Clinical Medicine”ALVAN R.FEINSTEIN, M.D.Professor of Medicine and EpidemiologyYale University School of MedicineTuesday, Oct. 1611:30 a.m.Billings Hospital Room P-117Sponsored by:The Section of General Internal MedicineThe University of Chicago Center for Clinical-Medical Ethics6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984COMICSBLOOM COUNTYAs part of a protest against“atrocities” committed onanimals, agroup of animal lovers at CaliforniaState University at Sacramento havestolen 22 rats from a psychologylaboratory.The group, which calls itself theAnimal Liberation Front, said that itwas appalled that the rats hadsurgical implants in their heads, andthey “liberated” the rats “to end theirsuffering at human hands. ”* *Every year in April, students at theUniversity of Illinois hold what theycall “Hash Wednesday. ” On this day,students flock to the campus quad topublicly smoke marijuana.Although students at the U of Ioriginally instituted “HashWednesday ” as a protest againstmarijuana laws, most admit that it isnow more of an excuse to have a goodtime. 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This vault has been sealed offfor as long as anyone can remember,not only from prospective thieves, butalso from the vault’s owners becausethe combination had been lost.University president Steven Muller,when he learned of the vault, offeredone hundred dollars to any studentwho could learn the combination.Hundreds of people, including aconvicted bank robber, tried to openthe vault, but it was a locksmith whofinally cracked it.* * *Hedgehog flavored potato chips,which were invented by Welsh pubowner Phil Lewis, and his wife Diane,may soon be shipped to the US. TheLewises first started these chips as ajoke. Now they have become sopopular in England that theirmanufacturer, Benson Crisps ofNewport, will be sending them to theU.S., Greece. 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Blackstone.Contact 363-3684for further details Deluxe chartered bus seats available -October 20 and 21International House Association'sFALL FOLIAGE TOUR toBROWN COUNTY INDIANAHike wooded trails, live in luxury resort,visit Indiana University, shop in Nashville.Departure from I House Sat. 7:15 a.m.,return Sun. 10 p.m. Foreign students $68.Others $98. Information and booking:332-4111 (9 to 5)/, -,I -M. 962-9555For Complete Dental CareGeorge L. Walker, D.D.S. & Assoc.Courtesy Discount toStudents with I.D.— Open late Evenings —— Saturday until 5:00 —1623 E. 55th St.752-3832For AppointmentVisa, MasterCard, American Express accepted The Shoe Corral Presents the 1st AnnualMEN’S Shoe Trade-in (and Fall Addition Test)When You Buy Drop OffOFF PER(PURCHASE!NEW MEN S DRESS SHOES OLD SHOESOffer ends Nov. 3rd. (offer not including men's gym shoes or slippers)• Bass • Dexter • Florsheim • Rockport-Rocsports •• Timberland • ZodiacThe Shoe CorralHyde Park Shopping Center 0pen9Mt0T6W F S1534 E. 55th Street 667-9471 Thurs 9 to 6:30ave a nose for newsAn eye for timeTeport for theChicago Maroon962-9555The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984—17BRIEFLY - - I' *LECTURE NOTESFall Foliage tourThe International House Associationwill be sponsoring a fall foilage tour ofBrown County, Indiana. The trip willinclude a hike through Brown CountyState Park, Indiana University’s Ho¬mecoming events and an overnightstop at Four Winds resort.The bus will leave at 7:15 a. m. on Oc¬tober 20 and return by 10 p.m., the nextday. Call 322-4111 for more informa¬tion.Freeze RallyA Midwest freeze rally will be held inGrant Park on Saturday. A march pre¬ceding the rally will begin at Senecapark at noon. The rally will be at 1p.m,Jazz show“What is this thing called jazz?;Adventures in Modern Music” entersits sixth year on W HPK (88.3 FM > withChicago Observor jazz critic Lofton A.Emenari as the host.The show' airs from 9 p.m. until mid¬night on Sundays, and the schedule ofOctober’s featured artists is as follows.Oct. 7 — the music of Sun Ra; Oct. 14 —the music of Bluenote; Oct. 21 — new’releases; Oct. 28 — piano music.US Central American policyThe Committee of Concern for Cen¬tral America presents the Town Meet¬ing on U.S. Policy toward CentralAmerica on Friday at 8 p.m. at the Bis¬marck Theater, Randolph and LaSalle. Tickets are available at Ticket-masters, Ticket by Phone (559-1212),and the box office.Operation Crossroads meetingOperation Crossroads Africa willhold a meeting Tuesday, 3:30-5 p.m. in218 Pick Hall. Vernon Kelly, arepresentative will impart informationregarding the 1985 Summer work/travel/study program. For addi¬tional information, call: Ralph Austen,Pick 214 < *2-8344), or Center for Inter¬national Studies. Pick 104 ( 962-7721).Sukot CelebrationThe Hyde Park JCC (Jewish Com¬munity Center) and CongregationRodfei Zedek will host the 7th AnnualSukot Celebration on Tuesday, 6 p.m.at 5200 S. Hyde Park Blvd. An explana¬tion of the holiday will precede achicken dinner. Following the mealwill be children’s craft projects as wellas community singing and dancing inthe Newberger Auditorium. Reserva¬tions may be made by calling 268-4600.There is a nominal dinner fee.Blood Donor recruitmentTo launch its recruitment efforts forthe 1984-85 school year, the Universityof Chicago Medical Center Blood Bankhas employed the theme “Feel GoodAbout Yourself — Give Blood.”To schedule an appointment, call 962-6247. The facilities’ hours are Mondaythrough Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 8 p.m.,and Saturday, 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Law School Admission Council/LawSchool Admission Services presents arecruitment forumFriday, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. and Saturday,I0a.m.-3p.m.Expo CenterThe forum includes opportunities todiscuss admission policies, financialaid, and career possibilities with lawschool representatives. In addition, avideo program will provide informa¬tion on entering law school; in par¬ticular, the Law School Admission Test(LSAT). Admission is free.ammaGary Miller, Massachusetts Institute ofTechnologyMonday, Tuesday, Friday, 2:30Ryerson 276Miller will speak on “CoordinatingPebble Motion on Graphs, theDiameter of Permutation Groups, and Applications,” on Monday. Tuesday hewill present “Isomorphism Testing andCanonical Forms for ContractibleGraphs.” Friday’s presentation will be“Solvability by Radicals, a PolynomialTime Solution.”4MMAWendy O’Flaherty, Professor in Divin¬ity School, Department of South AsianLanguages and Civilization, Commit¬tee on Social Thought, and the Col¬lege.Saturday, 11 a.m.Mandel HallThis will be the principal address of aday of lectures and seminars called Hu¬manities Open House. O’Flaherty willspeak on “When is a Classic Not a Clas¬sic -or- Who Says the East is Mysteri¬ous?”. Admission is free. Register inNorth Lounge of Reynolds Club.Robie House celebration slatedExperts from across the country willgather on October 19 and 20 to cele¬brate the 75th anniversary of FrankLloyd Wright’s Robie House. The sym¬posium, sponsored by the UniversityArt Department, takes place in Breast-Robie House, at 58th and Woodlawn, will turn 75 years old this month,and a symposium will commemorate that occasion. The historic buildingis also included in the exhibit Frank Lloyd Wright at the University of Chi¬cago at Smart Gallery. ed Hall in the Oriental Institute. Thetalks run from 3-5:30 p.m. on the 19th,and run in two sessions (9-11:30 a.m.and 1:30-4 p.m.) on the second day.The talks will focus on Wright’s ar¬chitecture, Robie House in particular,and related topics such as the image ofthe prairie in literature and architec¬ture and the relationship betweenWright’s architecture and that of earlyAmerican architect Henry HobsonRichardson.In addition, the Alfred and DavidSmart Gallery will present an exhib¬ition, Frank Lloyd Wright at the Uni¬versity of Chicago, which will includeoriginal blueprints, furniture, and dec¬orative details designed as comple¬ments to Robie House.Tours of Robie House will be offeredon the days of the symposium.Individuals can register to attend thesymposium by mailing a check ($25per person, $15 for students with valididentification) payable to the Universi¬ty of Chicago to: Art Department.Cochrane Woods Art Center, 5540 S.Greenwood Ave.. Chicago. 60637.For more information, call 753-3879.HILLELSOFTBALLGAMEON THE MIDWAYSUNDAY, OCTOBER 14that 1:00 p.m.MEET AT HILLELPASS THE WORDTO YOUR FRIENDS!BRING EQUIPMENT!PLAY BALL! EDUCATIONALCENTERTEST P«EP*HATION SPECIALISTSSWCE IS3#ARLINGTON HEIGHTSCHICAGO CENTERHIGHLAND PARKLA GRANGE CENTER 437-6650764-5151433-7410352-5640Permanent Centers in More Than 120 Maior U.S Cities & AbroadFor information about other centersOUTSIDE AT. STATE CALL TOIL FREE 800-223-17*2In New York State Stanley H Kaplan Educational Center LtdThe Chicago MaroonNeeds production people.Visit our office (Room 303)in Ida Noyes Hall— We need you -18—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984 The Chicago Maroonis now soliciting your questionsand comments on the issuesof:1. Arms Control2. The Economy3. Foreign Policyand our Future.We will select what we consider to be thebest questions and ask experts on theUniversity faculty to respond.Questions and comments on the firstissue should be brought to the Maroonoffice, Ida Noyes 303, on Wednesday,October 10th.This forum, as well as other informativepre-election coverage, will appear eachFriday, beginning October 19th andcontinuing through November 2nd.SPORTSUndefeated volleyball team faces 1983 champsBy Larry KavanaghA berth in the conference champion¬ship game may be on the line for theUniversity of Chicago’s women’s vol¬leyball team. The Maroons, undefeatedin the Midwest Conference, face theonly other unbeaten conference team,St. Norbert College, at 5:30 in HenryCrown Field House. The regular sea¬son champion is rewarded with a placein the championship match. A St. Nor¬bert victory would virtually guaranteethem that spot.Despite these stakes, Coach RosalieResch is confident of her team’s abilityto hand St. Norbert a defeat. Judgingfrom the way her team played Tuesdaynight against North Park College, itwould seem that her confidence is wellplaced.North Park is a good team, one of thebest UC has played this season, butfrom the opening moment it was clearthat Chicago was the better squad. Forthe first time this season UC generatedsome power at the net. “A hard-hittingteam helps you to hit harder,” coachResch noted. Though North Park washitting with a bit more strength, the UCdefense was clearly dominant. TheMaroons won the first game 15-10.The second half of the match was oneof the finest UC has played this season.Their defense was synchronized to thepoint that nothing seemed to hit theirside of the floor. North Park executed anumber of fakes in an attempt to throwthe timing of the Maroons off, but thesewere not nearly as effective as thedinks and dumps UC employed. Sever¬al times the Maroons saved balls whichseemed certain points, and then wenton to win the point themselves. Thevery enthusiastic squad won the sec¬ond game 15-8. Nora Whitlock, a junior,summed the game up with her excla¬mation from the huddle, “Let's go,we’re having fun out there!”UC dropped the. third game 10-15 ascoach Resch gave some of the youngerplayers playing time. All of the starters were back in for the fourthgame, but the momentum North Parkhad gained in their victory carriedover. They opened a 6-1 lead over theMaroons. Coach Resch remained cooland sent Whitlock in to serve. “I feltconfident they could do it even at 1-6,”By Mark BlockerThe Chicago Maroons take the Mid¬west Conference’s leading rusher, BobDickey, to Beloit, where they and hewill face the conference’s second lead¬ing rusher, John Davis. Dickey leadsDavis by comfortable margins both inyards per game, 142 to 122, and in yardsper carry, 6.0 to 4.9. Thus, this head-to-head match-up of two superior runningRuggers get outBy Jon NussbaumThe University of Chicago rugbyfootball club travelled to Elgin, Illinoislast Saturday to take part in theCARFU (Chicago Area Rugby FootballUnion).The Rockford rugby club opened thetournament with a hard-fought 7-0 vic¬tory over the Maroons. Veteran PeterLayton led a tough but inexperiencedMaroon pack, with several players ad¬justing to the scrum. Led by an enthu¬siastic Doug Hadley, the back line per¬formed very well in its first game as aunit. Aside from tough, gutsy play Chi¬cago did shine on a 60-yard run byMaroon outside center, Tom Poweli.Hadley commented. “We are youngand inexperienced, but we had a fineshowing in our first game of theyear.”After a short intermission, theMaroons met National College andcame up on the short end of a 12-6score. The Nationals, led by a 230-pound pack member known only as“PeeWee”, tired out Chicago with she confided later.The Maroons rallied around the playof Dana Pryde, Celeste Travis andHelen Gemmill. In workman-like fash¬ion the Maroons finished off NorthPark. The fun of the second game wasgone, but the efficiency that replaced itbacks will probably have more signifi¬cance to Chicago, which is looking forthe bright side of things after losing itsfirst three conference decisions. TheMaroons are all but out of the title race.The Beloit Buccaneers, however, aretied for the second-best record in theconference. Personal achievements donot mean nearly as much to Beloit as awin.their aggressiontough, aggressive play. After fallingbehind early, the UC ruggers picked upthe pace and had momentum on theirside as an excellent play by Mike Et-tinger led to a score by Maroon hooferHank DeGroot. Chicago continued itsaggressive pace, but time ran out be¬fore the Maroons could put more pointson the board.Head coach Mark Keller said, “Wewere on a time schedule with 20 minutehalves instead of the usual 40-minutehalves. I feel if we were playing withthe normal allotment of time, we mighthave won.”After only three days of practice be¬fore last weekend’s tournament, theMaroons look forward to using theextra practice time to gear up for to¬morrow's rematch w’ith National Col¬lege at home. Coach Keller extends anopen invitation to any graduate and un¬dergraduate students who might be in¬terested in rugby to stop by the prac¬tices, which are held Tuesday andThursday at 4:30 p.m. in front of IdaNoyes Hall. was more than enough to overwhelmthe opposition.Today the team will need both thefun and efficiency displayed Tuesday.St. Norbert was the division championlast year, but this year the UC squadhas a few surprises for them.Defensively, Chicago cannot preparefor just the rush against Beloit. Lastweek, the Maroons prepared all weekfor a Lawrence aerial attack, but gotcrossed up when Lawrence ran theball, which netted them 247 yards ofground offense. This week, Beloit iscertain to try throwing the ball shouldChicago make it obvious that theypracticed mostly for the run. Beloit’squarterback, Dan Mulligan, hasaveraged 236 yards passing per game.But he has thrown only four touch¬downs, while giving up nine intercep¬tions. Chicago must be ready for al¬most anything against an offense that,on the stat sheet at least, looks so well-balanced. Yet, Head Coach MickEwing is confident his team can con¬tain the Beloit offensive unit. SaysEwing. “This is the kind of team wecan defense without question — weshould have a good defensive game.”As for Chicago’s offensive plans, theywill center not only around Dickey’srunning, but also around MattSchaefer’s passing. That is, ifSchaefer, listed as a probable starterfor the game, can play. In the previoustwo games. Schaefer has taken blowsto the ribs and head which have result¬ed in a few rib bruises and a concus¬sion. If Schaefer starts, and Ewingsays he w in if he can and if he wants to.Ewing expects him to "have a goodgame.” If Schaefer cannot start. Chica¬go will be in trouble. Last weekend,after Schaefer had left the game withhis head injury, the Chicago offensehanded the ball back to the oppositionwith regularity, either via the intercep¬tion or the punt.Backs Dickey and Davis clash in BeloitBy »fTl/TITWrTForeign Service CareersWhat is life in the Foreign Servicereally like?Friday, October 12th1:30 p.m. and 3:00 p.m.Reynolds Club — Room 201State Department Deputy Director of Personnel(and former Ambassador)will discuss career prospects and answer questions.ALL WELCOME! Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking each floorPirrolo Mondo EuroDean eourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $545 - Two Bedroom from $755Rent includes heat, cooking gas. and master TV antennaCfOMerymeficme1642 East 56th Street^In Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum <f Science and IndustryK|iul I •« Hiding wtunitv \brMgt\l b\ Mtin ^k.v In*.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 12, 1984—19SPORTSThe seven-game Midwest Conference football raceapproaches its mid-point this weekend with Coe andSt. Norbert, the league’s only two remaining unde¬feated teams, vying for the top in offensive statis- SCHEDULESFootballtics. Oct. 13 Sat. — Beloit Away 1:30Coe — which leads the South Division at 3-0 over Oct. 20 Sat. — Lake Forest Home 1:30Cornell and Knox (both 2-1) — took over the confer- Homeence team offensive rankings from St. Norbert thisweek with a 444-yard average. St. Norbert — theNorth leader at 3-0 over Ripon, Beloit and Lake Soccer ComingForest (all 2-1) — remained close behind at 442 Oct. 14 Sun. — Ripon Away, 1 p.m.yards. Oct. 16 Tues. — Notre Dame Home 4 p.m.St. Norbert and Lawrence are tied for the lead inteam defense with 236-yards-per-game allowances.Beloit is third in offense (413 yards) and Cornell isthird in defense (253 yards). Field HockeyThis Saturday’s (Oct. 13) North Division games Oct. 16 Tues. - Lake Forest Homewill match St. Norbert at Lawrence (1-2), Lake Oct. 20 Sat. - Lake ForestForest at Ripon and the University of Chicago (0-3) Tournament Awayat Beloit. Ripon tightened up the North race with avictory over previously unbeaten Beloit last week¬end. Oct. 21 Sun. — Olivet College AwaySaturday’s South Division line-up features Coe atIllinois College (0-3). Cornell at Monmouth (1-2), and TennisGrinnell (0-3) at Knox. Oct. 16 Tues. — Northeastern U. HomeFour Midwest Conference ball clubs boast individ-ual rushers averaging 100 yards or more after threegames: Chicago’s Bob Dickey (142 yards), Beloit’s VolleyballJohn Davis (122 yards), Cornell’s Joby Koehn (121 Oct. 12 Fri. — St. Norbert's Homeyards) and Monmouth’s Gary Pugh (100 yards). Oct. 13 Sat. — Aurora College HomeOct. 16 Tues. — Wheaton AwayResults Last Week (Oct. 6)St. Norbert 21, Lake Forest 15Ripon 28, Beloit 15Lawrence 20, U-Chicago 14 Cross CountryCornell 42, Knox 0 Oct. 13 Sat. — Wash. U. AwayCoe 42, Grinnell 7Monmouth 34. Illinois C. 14 Oct. 20 Sat. — Carthage (Wl) AwayPHOTO BY ADENA SVINGOSWendy Parshall (22) at the net showing offsome of Chicago’s new-found power. TheMaroons, undefeated in conference play, hostdefending conference champion St. Norbert to¬night at HCFH.MaroonScoreboardFOOTBALL>NORTH DIVISION SConference AllL Pts Opp WLSt. Norbert 3 0 89 45 3 1Ripon 2 1 77 65 2 3Beloit 2 1 74 44 4 1Lake Forest 2 1 49 27 3 1Lawrence 1 2 50 52 2 3U-Chicago 0 3 44 74 2 3SOUTH DIVISIONConference AilW T Pts Opp W LCoe 3 0 93 30 3 2Cornell 2 1 92 35 3 2Knox 2 1 41 79 3 2Monmouth 1 2 58 53 1 4Illinois C. 0 3 26 97 0 5Grinnell 0 3 23 115 0 4Games Saturday (Oct. 13)Cornell at Monmouth, 1: 30Grinnell at Knox, 1:30Lake Forest at Ripon, 1: 30St. Norbert at LawrenceCoe at Illinois C., 1:30 1: 30U Chicago at Beloit, 1:30The Chicago Maroons travel to Beloit to play theBuccaneers this Saturday and WHPK (88.3) willbroadcast the game at 1 :30 p.m. Craig Rosenbaumand Barry Waterman begin the coverage at 1 p.m.with the Pre-Game show giving you all the scoresand stats. VOLLEYBALLNORTH DIVISIONSt. NorbertU ChicagoLake ForestRiponBeloitLawrenceSOUTH DIVISIONCornellMonmouthCoeGrinnedKnoxIllinois C.SOCCERNORTH DIVISIONLawrenceLake ForestBeloitU-ChicagoRiponSt. NorbertSOUTH DIVISIONCoeGrinnedKnoxMonmouthCorned W213100w21100Midwest Conference Football LeadersRushingNameBob Dickey, UCJohn Davis, BeloitJoby Koehn, CornellGary Puch, MonmouthBill Timm, LUPassingNameG. Carlson, CoeD. Mulligan, Bel.P. Brandenburg, Rip.B. Gardner, IC Att . Yd s. TDPergame71 427 2 14275 367 2 12279 363 7 12168 300 3 10070 256 1 85Att.Comp. Yds. TDi 66 48 740 668 40 725 7102 53 708 472 37 607 340 18 235 1 GF4911202GF67200 GA1052128GA10338 W L3 0W L3 03 12 11 10 20 420—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12, 1984SPORTSSolid performance doesn’t satisfy men’s x-country...By Scott BernardAt the 22nd annual Beloit Cross¬country Invitational held last Satur¬day, first-year student Steven Thomasled the Maroons to a fourth-place finishin the 16-team field. His time of 27:45over the slow 8000-meter course wasfast enough to earn him 10th place inthe men’s varsity division, but Thomaswas dissatisfied with his collegiatedebut. “My time was decent,’’ he saidin a post-race interview, “but I knowI’m capable of running better.’’ Seniorteammate Pete DiTeresa echoed hissentiments: “We all could have runfaster, but when you consider that thiswas our first race of the season, youcan’t really complain. Hell, we beatLawrence didn’t we?”Lawrence, the defending conferencechampion, placed fifth with 118 points,just a few points behind Chicago’sscore of 113. Chicago also defeated con¬ference rivals Knox, Grinnell, and St.Norbert, but Beloit won the meet with alow score of 71 points. Coach Ted Hay-don singled out Beloit as the favorite atnext month’s conference champion¬ship, noting, however, that the gap be¬tween Beloit and Chicago is deceptive¬ly big. “While the other teams in the conference already have several racesunder their belts, we’ve just startedout,” Hayden said. “I think we have alot of room for improvement.”After ^Thomas, the next Maroon fin¬isher was Mike Rabieh, who placed 21stin 28:10. Paul Ulrich was the Maroon’sthird man, placing 25th in 28:24. In 28thand 29th places were DiTeresa andSean Love, who ran 28:32 and 28:42, re¬spectively. Rounding out the varsityteam was Adrian Cho, who faded to40th place in 29:00 after a blisteringfirst mile of 5:05. Kevin Nelson, theseventh varsity runner, had to drop outof the race at the 4-mile mark.In the men’s open division, Chicagoalumnus Aaron Rourke placed 2nd in27:35. Third-year student Steve Eickplaced 10th in 29:22. His performancemoved him up to seventh man on thevarsity team for tomorrow’s Judson In¬vitational in Elgin, Illinois.The Beloit race, always a favorite forthe Maroons, is run over an English-style course. Unlike most Americancross-country races, which are typical¬ly run on relatively flat, smooth terrainsuch as golf courses, the Beloit coursehas varied terrain and includes twoseries of long jumps and four streamcrossings. The course, therefore,While lonely ladies look for helpBy Steve DouglasThe women’s cross-country team gotoff to a promising start this seasonafter turning in an encouraging perfor¬mance last Saturday in the Beloit Invi¬tational five kilometer race. Althoughthey now number only four, the veteranChicago team showed improvementthis season over the same time a yearago. Chicago coach W’endv Sood thinksthat the team is “much better this sea¬son than last.” The team “startedwell,” said Sood, “and should go farthis year.”Needing five runners to compete atconference and regional levels. CoachSood is confident that recently enlisted Marina Bozilenko will help the team toperform well. Additionally, PattyOwen, who was ill for the Beloit match,should come back in time to boost theteam’s strength and numbers.The strongest individual efforts onthe team on the 3.1 mile European-stylecourse at Beloit were turned in by se¬niors Sara Dell, ninth in 20:55, and AnnReed, twelfth in 21:00. Saturday wasDell’s first cross-country race. Reed isin her second season, and “the wayshe’s running, this should be her bestyear.” says Coach Sood. Rounding offthe team's performance were KarinKenney, 21st in 22:08. and Helen Mar¬ker 29th in 22:35. makes for slow times, but excitingraces. Accustomed to running on the la-kefront and in Washington Park, someof the Maroon runners found the coursenot only challenging, but also hazard¬ous. Rabieh took a nasty spill on thefirst log jump, and Ulrich crashed intothe bank on the last stream crossing;both runners, however, recovered suf¬ficiently from their mishaps to postgood times. After the race, all theMaroon runners spoke glowingly of the course and praised the Beloit hosts fortheir hospitality.At the closing ceremonies, Thomaswas presented with a highly coveted of¬ficial Beloit T-shirt in recognition of hisvaliant efforts as legions of adoring Be¬loit women looked on. Said one team¬mate who asked not to be named, “Itwas a fluke. Let’s see if he gets a shirtat Judson.” Observers were quick topoint out that only medals are awardedat Judson.Field hockey bids for NCAA sBy Geoff SherryThe women’s field hockey team com¬pleted another successful weekend ofaction, splitting a four-game tourna¬ment in Wisconsin and picking up anadditional victory Monday over Whea¬ton College. In Wheaton and UW-Steven’s Point, the 6-4 Maroons facedtwo regionally ranked teams andproved once again that they deserve ashot at an NCAA bid.The Maroons opened up this five-game stint with a four-game Friday-Saturday tournament at UW-Steven’sPoint. The first game featured “hit,hustle, and run” play on the part of re¬gionally ranked Steven’s Point, as Chi¬cago could not find its game and endedup on the short end of a 2-0 score.Fourth-year attacker Layla Ahsancommented, “We just did not play ourgame. It was like we were playing inJello — real sluggish.” Lisa Ragonekept UC in the game with 14 saves,while Arzou Ahsan continually appliedpressure with six shots on goal.Later that afternoon. Bemidji Stateavenged an earlier loss to Chicago byhanding the Maroons a 4-0 defeat. Headcoach Linda Whitehead noted. “This isthe first game of the year in which I no¬ticed the team was a little fatigued.The Steven’s Point game took a lot outof us.” The Maroons outshot BemidjiState, 20-13, but could not bring every¬thing together to score a goal. Ahsanadded “We looked better in the Bemid- ji game, but we didn’t play the way wecan until the following day.”Arzou Ahsan scored the only goal ofthe game as Chicago outlasted UW-La-Crosse, 1-0, in a hard-fought battlewhich featured another outstandinggame by Ragone, the Maroon goalie,as she picked up 10 saves. Second-yearattacker Kathleen Lively observed,“We started to play to our ability. Wekept the pressure on and the intensitycontinued on through the next game.”Alison Duffy, Linda Kinney, andArzou Ahsan each tallied a goal as theMaroons rounded out the four-gametournament with a 3-2 victory over UW-River Falls. Chicago kept the ball onthe move, outshooting River Falls 16-10while utilizing some fine passing asTracey Button and Alison Duffy eachpicked up an assist.After less than a day of rest, Chicagoreturned home to face previously un¬beaten powerhouse Wheaton College.Playing with a tinge of overconfidence.Wheaton received its first loss, 1-0.Lively commented. “They were surethat we wouldn’t beat them. Well, theywere wrong.” On a feed from KerryBegley, top-scorer A. Ahsan put thegame on ice and kept UC’s hopes alivefor an NCAA berth. Senior Beth Laskysaid, “Wre really played well againstWheaton. W’e were tired, but we playedtogether and really looked good.”The Maroons look to avenge an earli¬er loss when they host Lake ForestTuesday at 3:30 p.m. at Stagg Field.CLASSIFIEDSSPACEFemale roommate wanted by temale to sharequality two bedroom apartment practically oncampus. 5400 bloc of Woodlawn. OccupancyOctober!; Inquiries call 241-7461.Studios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, U of C shuffle. Laundryfacilifies, parking available, heaf & wafer in¬cluded. 5% discounts available for studenfs.Herbert Realty 684-2333 9 4:30Mon. - Fri.STUDIOS $225-245, ONE BDRM 275. 52nd 8.Woodlawn. Laundry, most utilities incl 684-5030.*Graduate or professional student wanted toshare coach house on 57th and Woodlawn startsimmediately Jordan 972-3896 day 947-8420 10-11pm.Studio Sublet in 1700 Building. 31st floor view ofdowntown. 24 hour security. 324-1700.One Bedroom Apt for rent Living rm dining rmkitchen bath Well maintained bldg with goodsecurity. 53 and.Dor Chester Available Oct. 1st.Call Kate 493-5407 or Cass 492-6250 $480/mthHyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark Shop-Trans 7Rm-4Br/Cpt (heat Water) $570. Sec Dep 752 36388 room house in Beverly Shores, IN, 45 minfrom U of C. 2 baths, basement, garage. Oneblock from Lake. $75,000. Call Renard atCallahan Realty. 219 926-42985 large modern rooms 2 bedrooms availableOct. 15, rent 480 per mon. Vicinity 54th 8,Harper. Adults, no pets. Also 2 room studiorent 260. Call 764-24933 + Bedroom Condo, Great Location, 57th andBlackstone, all natural wood, oak panelled din¬ing room, modern kitchen, excellent condition,asking $88,500,947-8034 or 947 0649A REAL STEAL... FOR HYDE PARK!Spacious studio w/lg closet area overlookingcourt yard. At 55th & Cornell. On bus routeUtilities incl. Avail Nov. 1st $282/mo. Rutheves 324 3966ROOM IN large 3 bdrm apt. available OctJune. Fullerton and Clark, 21st floor with lakeview, 24 hr. doorman, housekeeper.$390/month for everything M or F ok, Prof orgrad st Call Chris 962 9372 days or early even¬ings. FOR SALE 2 bedroom, totally renovated condo5465 S. Ingleside $62900 John OMalley 588-5888Deluxe 4 BR ranch on 6+ acres 50 min. from Uof C near Chesterfon IN. 2 bafhs, central airfull basemenf, 2 car garage $120,000. CallRenard at Callahan Realty 219-926-4298Female Roommate Wanted To Share QualityTwo Bedroom Apartment One bloc from Cam¬pus. Occupancy Immediately; Inquiries call241-7461MOVE IN NOW and get rent until Nov. 1. Oneroom in large 4-bdrm at 54 & Kimbark. $180 +util. Call Grethenat 955-4111Spacious apt. on third floor of home availablein exchange for maximum of 20 hours weeklywith our 11-yr-old son when we're out; flexibleschedule. Pleasant neighborhood, on campusbus route, separate entrance; ideal for gradsfudenf or couple. Call 962-7588 or 548-0016 wifhrefs.8 rm. apt. sublease 4 bdrms 2 baths dngrmIvrm tvrm available now UC bus rt & eta. 288-3707 until 300 wkend anytime.Roommate Wanted to share spacious apart¬ment with two females. Private bedroom.Female non-smoker preferred. 54th and Kim¬bark. Very comfortable, well equipped andmaintained. Call 955-1015 after 5:30 or 962-8736days.FOR SALEUNCLAIMED STORAGE GOODS for saleThur Sun 12 pm till 5 pm 917 E. 63rd 684-909567 DODGE DART a little battered but still running. Call 493-7652 to make an offer.RUMMAGE SALE Clothing, furniture,housewares, plants, books, etc. Sat Oct. 13, 9-3.United Church of Hyde Park, 53rd 8,Blackstone.BIG YARD SALE Furniture household items,bike, child's clothes, toys, humidifier. Lots forstudent apts. SAT OCT 13, 10-3 (rain date SUNOCT. 14.5540 Blackstone.Vacuum cleaner crock pts, wok, dishes, etc.5633 S. Kenwood 3b (across from Ray School).Please ring buzzer. 9 am 4 pm Sat only!2 single matres* K hovspring set; exc. cond.$25 per set or best offer call eve 676-5380 rtUFLt WANTtUEarn $400/mo. Retired lady professor desires 1or 2 UC students to shop, cook supper and dolight housecleaning in luxury studio apartmentin East Hyde Park. Hours Flexible.References exchanged. Please call 955-6728GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16,559-$50,553/year.Now Hiring. Your Area. Call 805-687-6000 Ext.R-4534.Mature indiv or couple to manage apt bldg inHyde Park. Experience or fixit skill a plus.Free apt. Write PO Box 1070 Chgo 60690. Givehours avail, work history, salary/space req.Part-time typist needed. Ask for Debbie. 955-1200.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.Babysitter for 8 yr girl. Sat all day 8, Wed 4-7.Occasional eves. Good pay 947-0358SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory Phone955 4417.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE : A fast, accurate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and tormer college English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem James Bone 363 0522 $12/hour.Moving and Hauling Discount prices to staffand students from $12/'hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services Many otherservices References Bill 493 9122Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available 962-6263PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM Word Processor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates. 324 1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often nelp with the problems ofstudents, faculty, ana families in the communi¬ty. For infocall 288 2244 Judith TYPES and has DEC and IBM WordProcessing memory that records dissertations, theses, reports, short papers, CVs, |Obsearch materials, etc. Judith EDITS,REVISES, and RETAINS your work. Englishis not our only language Cost effective Phone955 4417TRIO CON BRIO. Music for all occasions;weddings (in Bond Chapel or elsewhere),receptions, parties. Classical and popular. 6435007TYPIST Exp Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Indian cooking classes. Pullag curries yoghtand vegetable dishes, sweets and puddings Sixsessions $30.00 Thursday 6-8 pm Oct 18 to 22ndNov Call 363-8942Babysitting my home PhD spouse comfy neat-home references, experienced reasonablerates call 363 8942PROFESSIONAL TYPING Reasonable RatesCALL 643 8606Statistical Programmer available for pt timeor short assignments. 3 yrs. exp Will tutor andconsult also. For more info call 643 4404NEED A HAIRCUT? $ $8 anystyle CallChrista at 753 3751. (Leave message ifnecessary)TYPIST, exp/w student papers reas 684 6882PMSCENESWRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377At 10 a.m. on Oct. 31 Peter Persutti, Director ofAdmissions & Financial Aid at ChoateRosemary Hall Preparatory School will be oncampus to discuss with parents advantagesand opportunities in private school educationand to interview interested candidates. If in¬terested call Prof. F.J. Gould, 962-7445, tormore details.OCT 13 PEACE RALLY Grant Park 1:00March starts 11:00, Seneca Park. Call 346-9673A therapy group is being formed at MichaelReese Hospital for bulimic women. A screening int»rvi*w is required. Tor into* motion canMary Hagen acsw at 325-4855. Leave amessage and we will return your call.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 12. 1984 —21ICLASSIFIEDSPERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant. If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adoption please call col¬lect 312-848-7971RIDESCommuter from Lincoln Park area 9-5, Pleasecall to share rides. 752-1127 or 935-4979 leavemessage for Barbara.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDED $We pay $215.00 for your participaiton in a 9-week drug preference study. Involves onlycommonly prescribed, non-experimentaldrugs. CALL 962-3560 Mon. - Friday between9:00am and 12:00 pm. Volunteers must be bet¬ween 21 and 35 years of age. Minimal time re¬quired.CONDO FOR SALEUNIQUE ONE BE DROOMOriginally a two-bedroom. We removed a wallto create a wonderfully bright and open apt.ATTENTIONMAJORS INMATH,SCIENCE,FRENCHSPANISH,CLASSICS:Interested in private schoolteaching? Carolyn Burk ofIndependent EducationalServices will be visiting thecampus on Tuesday, Oct. 16for a group informationmeeting and on Wednesday,Oct. 17 for individual inter¬views. Private independentschools seek intelligent,capable people for teachingposts in grades K-12. Educa¬tion courses, practiceteaching and certificationare not required; strongacademics, desire to workwith youngsters, and abilityto relocate are necessary.While math, science French,Spanish and Latin are mostin demand, other majorsmay be considered. Indepen¬dent schools offer smallclasses, motivated students,and freedom to develop cur¬ricula. Many schools pay forgraduate study for theirteachers.Independent EducationalServices is a non-profitteacher placement organiza¬tion, funded by dues and feespaid by schools and in somecases by candidates. Collegeseniors may apply FREE.For times, locations and in¬dividual appointments withour representative, contactDeborah Lipsett in theCareer and Placement Ser¬vices office.22—The Chicago Maroon Friday, October Complete renovation. Sanded floors, mini¬blinds, track lighting, triple-track storms.Ceramic bath. Wood cabinet kitchen withdishwasher, double-oven, clothes washer &dryer. Close to campus - IV? blocks to Regens-tein. Excellent security & maintenance. Pricereduced to $45,000. By owner-no real estatecommission. We guarantee you won't find anicer apt. so close to campus for this price.DO YOU ENJOY ABEER OR COCKTAILIN THE EVENING?Selected volunteers will receive $160 in returnfor participation in a 3 week drug preferencestudy (7 evenings over a three week period).Takes time, but no effort. Call 962-3560 Tues-Fri. 9 a.m.-12:00 p.m. Must be between 21 and35 years of age.WANT TO LEARN TOUSE THE COMPUTERS?ATTEND THE COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FOR AUTUMN QUARTER. TheComputation center is once again offering aseries of no-cost non-credit seminars and lowcost non-credit courses for the University com¬munity during autumn quarter. These classesbegin on October 15 continue through the end ofNovember.For the first time the Center has published aCurriculum Guide which described theseclasses in detail and discusses the full cur¬riculum of classes to be offered for the 1984-1985 academic year. In addition to this Cur¬riculum Guide, time schedules (which list thedates and times of our classes for autumnquarter) are available. Free copies of both the Curriculum Guide andthe time schedules are available at many cam-. pus locations, including: the Center's UsiteBusiness Office (Wieboldt 310), from 9:00 to4:00, Monday - Friday; the Center's MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 5:00, Monday - Friday. Copies ofthese publications may also be obtained fromthe Social Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Pro¬gram Advisor at Usite and the Cluster Atten¬dant at Usite.In addition to these Center locations, both theGuide and the time schedules are beingdistributed to locations on campus whereautumn quarter orientation and registrationactivities are scheduled.The seminars offer introductions and over¬views to topics of general computing interest:e.g., computer concepts and facilities, fun¬damentals of computing, computerized textprocessing, an introduction to programming,microcomputing, magnetic tape usage, anddatabase architecture. Our seminars alsodiscuss how to use specific software on theDEC-20 computers: introduction to the DEC-20's, Edit/Runoff text editing and formatting,MUSE word processing, EMACS full screenediting, and TEL-A-GRAF and Cuechartgraphics. We're also teaching a introduction toour new PYRAMID 90x computer. Finally, theseminars discuss specific software availableon the IBM 3081D computer system: e.g., theMVS operating system, SUPERWYLBUR, theACF2 security program, IBM text processing(TREATISE, SCRIPT, GML, and XSET), andSAS/GRAPH.In addition to seminars we teach a six-partcourse on the SAS statistical package on theIBM 3081D computer (the fee for this course is$30.00) and a eight part course on FORTRANprogramming on the DECSYSTEM 20's (thefee for this course is $40.00). Both courses in¬clude computer time. To register for the SAS or FORTRAN coursesstop by the Usite business Office in Wieboldt310. Some of our seminars also require phon-inregistration; see the complete schedule ofclasses for further informaiton.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962-7173 or via MM to STAFF. DONCRABB.THE LESBIAN INLITERATURELecture and slide presentation by Marie Kuda,literary activist, publisher and author. Tues¬day, October 16, 8:30 PM, Ida Noyes WestLounge. All are invited.FFS COFFEE HOURThe Forum for Feminist Scholarship invites allinterested students and faculty to an informalcoffee hour in Ida Noyes West Lounge, Mon.Oct 15, from 4-5 pm. We look forward tomeeting you.THE BAGEL BRUNCHIS BACK!HmeThaTa brunch every Sunday 11 to 1 pmlox, bagel, cream cheese plus the N.Y. Times,Tribune, coffee & Juice-all for $2.PREGNANT?UNDECIDED?Consider all the options. Want to talk? 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We also have infoand referrals and can help in an emergency.We're there 7 days a week from 7 pm to 7 am.Give us a call at 753-1777.MENNONITE/BRETHERNWe are having our next gathering on Sun. Oct.14, at 6 p.m. at 5615 Woodlawn (with potluck)For info Call 621-2306.WINE & CHEESECider and cookies too -- at Calvert House(Catholic Student Center) this afternoon from5:30 to 6:30 or so. All are welcome to nibble sip,chat & relax. 5735 S. University.BALALAIKA CONCERTCome to an evening of Russian Balalaikamusic player by virtuoso Alex Eppler, ac¬companied by guitarist M. Kimball-Dykes.Mandell Hall, Sat, Oct. 27, 8 pm. Tickets are $9,$7 students. Advance tickets are $1 off and maybe bought at Mandell Hall Box Office.JAZZERCISEINTO FALLWarm-up, workout and dance your way intoFall with Jazzercise. Free Guest Nite offeredThur Oct 11 in the Game Room of The BlueGargoyle Youth Center, 5655 University Ave.Classes are at 6pm and 7pm on Tuesdays andThursdays. Register before class for 6 weeksessions beginning Oct. 16. For more info call436 4115.BEAUTIFULSOUTH SHOREON JEFFERY BLVD.SPACIOUS STUDIOS $2901 BEDROOMS $340-355- All utilities Included -NEAR LAKE AND YMCA.ELEVATOR. LAUNDRY.PARKING.EXPRESS BUS AND ICATDOOR.- AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY -Resident Manager: 643-2383\The Closer You Get The Better We lx>ok!Hyde Park ’s Completely NewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludesMaster T. V. Axiom * Stv Cermuc TileInd Control Heat * St* AppliancesWall to Wall Carpeting • Sight Doormen• Central Air Conditumng| / Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $5 255200S. BIACKSTONEAVE.I BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURT*684-866*, rWANTEDI need an indoor garage space around 55th andBlackstone. Call 962-78099 to 5.PEOPLE WANTEDWanted: Rock and blues guitar teacher to giveweekly lessons to classical guitarist. 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Management Training ProgramThursday, October 18,1984North Lounge, Reynolds Club, 2nd Floor5706 University Avenue4:00-5:00 P.M.We a re actively seeking DECEMBER and MARCH GRADUATES and RECENT ALUMNIfor Spring start dates.OUR PROGRAM OFFERS:• .4 means of establishing high growth careers at one of Wall Street's leading investment banking firms.• The opportunity to work with exceptionally talented securities professionals.• Guaranteed and rapid career progression in a challenging, fast-paced environment.• An outstanding compensation program.MORGAN STANLEY & CO.MIS College Recruiting1633 BroadwayNew York, New York 10019Contact the Ca reer Placement Office for additional information.Morgan Stanley is an Equal Opportunity Employer.Refreshments will be sewed.The NORTH SIDEMAROON EXPRESSRIDES AGAINCRUISE UP NORTH WITH THE MAROON EXPRESS THIS WEEKENDAND CATCH SOME OF THE LATEST THEATRE RELEASES.......see “Cal," “A Soldier’s Story.” “Country," "Irreconcilable Differences,” and "Places inthe Heart” - all now showing at the Water Tower TheatresCall 649-5790 for show times....see ‘‘Love Streams,” ‘‘The Brother From Another Planet,” and “Metropolis” at the FineArts Theatre-one block south of the Art Institute....see “Swann in Love,” “The Bostonians,” and “The Return of Martin Guerre” at theBiograph Theatre-get off at the Grant Hospital stop-pick up Plitt discount theatre passesfor this theatre at the Reynolds Club Box OfficeIda NoyesShorelandArt InstituteWater Tower Place‘Inner Lake Shore Drive& Division (1200 N)‘Clark & LaSalle(1700 N)Grant Hospital(Webster & Lincoln}Diversry & Clark Schedule for Maroon ExpressNorthbound6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pm8:40 pm 10:40 pm8:55 pm —6:40 pm6:55 pm7:10 pm 9:10 pm7:30 pm 9:30 pm7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am‘Courtesy drop-ott slop by request only Notr No ovt-up at th« lnr»nnn Diversey & ClarkGrant Hospital(Webster & Lincoln)Water Tower Place(I. Magnin)Art InstituteShorelandIda Noyes Southbound7:45 pm 9 45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 am— — Midnight 2:00 am— — 12:15 am 2:15 am— 10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 am___ • •8:30 pm 10:30 pm * *‘Dropotts throughout Hyde Park including Shoreland and Ida NoyesU.S. IN NICARAGUA:COWBOYDIPLOMACYPresident Reagan warned Wednes¬day night that Soviet inspired sub¬version in Central America threatensto impose communism on 100 millionpeople and “eventually move choasand anarchy toward the Americanborder. . . Even now he said the cur¬rent Sandinista rule (in Nicaragua)“is a communist reign of terror’’. . .In addition to flatly calling the lef¬tist Sandinistas communists Reaganalso called them cynical liars. By con¬trast he said the CIA backed gueril¬las (contras) in Nicaragua were“freedom fighters’’. . .(from the May 10, 1984Chicago Tribune)by Mark TomaHistory is repeating itself in Nicaragua.Once again, under the threat of leftist an¬archy, an American President is wagingwar.In 1927 Calvin Coolidge made a similarappeal to the American people in supportof his unpopular war in Nicaragua. Coo¬lidge claimed:I have the most conclusive evidencethat arms and munitions in largequantity. . . have been shipped toAugustino Sandinol jl the revolutionists. . . The UnitedStates cannot fail to view with deepconcern any serious threat to stabili¬ty and constitutional government. ..tending toward anarchy and jeo¬pardizing American interests. . .especially if such a state of affairsis. . . brought about by outside influ¬ence (Coolidge is referring to thethen leftist Mexican government).(From The Nicaragua Reader)Coolidge’s revolutionists were led by aman named Augustino Sandino, the manfrom whom the aforementioned Sandinis¬tas take their name, spirit, and philoso¬phy. In 1927 the Marines were in Nicara¬gua putting down resistance to the currentgovernment. This government according toa US Marine report was “not in power bythe will of the people, the elections were ingreater part fraudulent. The present gov¬ernment. . . is in power because of the Unit¬ed States troops.’’Sandino vowed to fight this governmentuntil the Marines pulled out of Nicaragua.Instead of pulling out, Coolidge sent inmore troops. For six years they chasedSandino and his men in vain. Finally, in theface of widespread public criticism in theUnited States, the Marines withdrew. Trueto his word, Sandino laid down his armsand was greeted with a heroes' welcome inManagua, Nicaragua's capital.It was about this time that a pro-Ameri¬can enthusiast named Anastazio Somozawas consolidating his power in Nicaragua.The only thing that kept him from takingpower from the then president, a mannamed Sacasa, was the charismatic nation¬al hero Sandino.On February 21, 1934 some of Somoza'smen kidnapped Sandino after a dinnerparty, brought him to a nearby field, andshot him through the head. After that, allresistance to Somoza was swiftly crushed.He ruled for the next 45 years and duringthis time his family came to own 30% ofthe land in Nicaragua. Somoza was a manof whom Franklin Roosevelt said, “Yeshe's a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch.” When he was finally overthrown bythe present day Sandinistas a US army re¬port concluded:The struggle against Somoza wasnot strictly a class based revolution;virtually all sectors of Nicaraguansociety had joined in the effort to.oust the dictator. . . Businessman,professionals, the Roman CatholicChurch, and the traditionally compli¬ant opposition parties also cooper¬ ated with the Sandinistas.(From Nicaragua:America’s New Vietnam?)Although the Reagan Administrationtries to deny it, the list of supporters ofthe Sandinista is large and far from beingdominated by communists. AmericanNobel Prize winning scientist Linus Paulingsailed to Nicaragua on a peace ship loadedwith $5 million in medical and other non¬military aid from the government of Nor¬way and other European countries. NobelPrize winning author Gabriel Garcia Mar¬quez and fellow authors Carlos Fuentes,Gunter Grass, Julio Cortazar, WilliamStyron, and Heinrich Boll took out a fullpage ad in the New York Times beggingthe American public to cry out against thiswar. “It is an immoral war,” they wrote,“Once again, a superpower declares itselfmenaced by the independence of a smallnation and attempts its submission by in¬timidation or destruction by force.” Cana¬da, Venezuela, and Mexico, to name a few,have all sent the Sandinista governmentnon-military aid. In my research for thisarticle I could not find one article, report,or book (out of about seventy I looked atincluding The New York Times, Newsweek,and US army official reports) not put outby the Reagan administration, that did notcondemn, implicitly or directly, what theReagan administration is doing in Nicara¬gua.The Reagan administration is supportingthe counferrevolutionairies (contras). Theyare a force led by and largely made up ofSomoza’s hated ex-national guardsmen,the same people ousted and mercifully setfree, by the Sandinistas in 1979. At firstthe Reagan administration said they werebacking the contras to stop illegal armsflow from Nicaragua to El Salvador. Whenthis claim did not hold up they tried to passthe contras off as “freedom fighters” withwidespread popular support, valiantly re¬sisting the Sandinistan “communist reignof terror.” This is not true. The contraswere Somoza’s enforcers. They wish onlyto regain what they've lost. They are de¬spised throughout Nicaragua. Theynumber only 15,000 and yet the Reaganadministration has set them $24 million inmilitary aid for 1984, with another $28million scheduled for 1985.This is a sample of what President Rea¬gan’s “freedom fighters” do with themoney:Just after dark on June 29, 1984, agroup of counterrevolutionairies en¬tered the town (of Brown Bank) look¬ing for the school teacher, PedroSambula Adkinson, age 38. Whenthey found his house they pulled himinto the front yard and began to tor¬ture him in front of his wife, theirseven children. . . The contras cut offPedro Sambula's ears and tongjueand forced him to chew and swallowthem. Then the contras cut off hispenis and finally killed him. . . Localresidents. . . (said) the contras en¬gage in terrorism to destroy gainsmade by the revolutionary process,citing the gain made in literacy since1979.(From the August 1984 Witness ForPeace newsletter)The objection could be raised that, afterall, this is war and ugly things are going tohappen. If someone investigated the San¬dinistas' they could probably find themguilty of similar atrocities. I don't believethis is true. They would not be as popularamong the Nicaraguan people as they areif they weren't, as their soldier's say, “im¬placable in combat, generous in victory.”That they are implacable in combat isbeyond doubt. The contras have not held asingle town against them for more thanone day. Even Ronald Reagan unwittinglyadmitted their popular support when hewarned that the Sandinistas were amongtheir people in preparation for an invasionof Honduras. If this is true (and it is. exceptthe invasion being prepared for is the USinvasion of Nicaragua), the Sandinistagovernment is the only one in CentralAmerica with enough confidence in its peo¬ple to give them weapons. •*There is also much to back up the claimthat the Sandinistas are “generous in vic¬tory.” They are not the “communist reignof terror” Reagan is making them out tobe. On the contrary, there is a remarkablehumanist trend running through much ofwhat the Sandinistas have done. As an ex¬ample of this I quote Tomas Borge, Nicara¬gua's Minister of the Interior and a leaderof the 1979 revolution:And what are we doing with theseassassins (contras)? We are trying toconvert them into something theyhave never been: true humanbeings. I believe that it is our moralobligation to raise them from theircondition like beasts to the conditionof human beings. This then is the phi¬losophy of our revolution, but clear¬ly, they do not understand. . .A few days ago my wife's murder¬er was captured. When he saw me «coming — that woman had been sa¬vagely tortured, she had beenraped, her fingernails had beenpulled out — he thought I was goingto kill him, or at least hit him. He wastotally terrified when we arrived,but we treated him like a humanbeing. He did not understand then,nor can he understand now. I thinkhe may never understand.We once said, “Our vengeancetowards our enemies will be the par¬don, it is the best of all ven¬geances. ”(from The Nicaragua Reader)With men like this in government I can seewhy a plastic-Hollywood-pseudo-tough-guy like Ronald Reagan is afraid of theSandinistas. For a more thorough treat¬ment of the subjects of the last two para¬graphs, read The Nicaragua Reader, a col¬lection of essays from the Grove Press, orThe Morass by Richard WhiteAnd so the President continues to do ev¬erything in his power to overthrow them.Every month, with the use of millions in USmilitary aid, the contras destroy millionsof dollars worth of medical supplies,health clinics, schools, and agriculturalsupplies. They mine Nicaraguan coastalwaters, stage cowardly air raids on thefour major Nicaraguan Pacific ports (caus¬ing the evacuaton of 215.000 civilians)murder, terrorize, and torture thousandsof isolated Nicaraguan civilians that dareto support the Nicaraguan government,and in general have reduced Nicaragua’sonce growing economy to a complete sham¬bles (see The Morass by Richard White,pages 54-72).Summing it up. our government hashired 15,000 thugs, armed them with a lotof expensive weaponry, and turned themloose in the Nicaraguan countryside with ageneral directive to tear down anythingthe Sandinista government tries to buildup.Over 50 years of US financed Nicara¬guan misery the voice of Augusto Sandinocries out to America:If the American public had not be¬come calloused to justice and the ele¬mental rights of mankind, it wouldnot so easily forget its own past. . . Iftheir consciences had not becomedulled by their scramble for wealthAmericans would not so easily for¬get that sooner or later, every na¬tion, however weak, achieves free¬dom, and, that every abuse of powerhastens the destruction of the onewho wields it.(from The Nicaragua Reader)I believe we are hated outside our bordersfor this fear inspired, “we know what'sbest for you, we're America”, abuse ofpower; just as the Russians are hated forAfghanistan, so are we hated for Nicara¬gua.Sandino and the American public got theMarines out of Nicaragua in 1933. It’s pos¬sible we could do it again in 1984. There isa Peace Rally tomorrow, October 13th at1:00, in Grant Park. The Reverend JesseJackson, Mayor Harold Washington, andDr. Helen Caldicott will-be speaking. Itcould not come at a better time. The Presi¬dential debate on foreign policy is October21st. Right now Walter Mondale is desper¬ately looking for a hot issue to rally hissagging campaign around. He has his eyeson Chicago. If he sees Nicaragua as thathot issue, he'll try and ram it down Rea¬gan's throat from now until Election Day.Even if Mondale loses, by the time the elec¬tion comes Nicaragua will be a well knowissue — politicians in other races (likeSimon/Percy) will take note Reagan won'tbe able to sidestep it by waving the flag afew times and uttering a few stern wordsabout communist subversion etc., etc.Tomorrow, October 13th, Grant Park at1:00. Go. Ask questions. Be heard.PEACE MARCH OCT 13, BEGINS IN SENECA PARK AT 11:00 AMRALLY IN GRANT PARK AT 1:00 PMTUniversity nightSeriesSponsoredby theJuniorGoverningBoardSIR GEORG SOLTIMusic DirectorCLAUDIO ABBADOPrincipal Guest ConduttorAbbado andLicad —TogetherAgain!WednesdayOctober 178PMClaudio AbbadoConductorCecile LicadPianoSchumannPiano ConcertoSchubertSymphony Mo. 9 Great ' V'.* ’V^ :■■ ■ ■ ' V Tickets$14, $12, $10, $7, $6Phone Charge435-6666Orchestra Mall Box Office220 South Michigan AvenueChicago, IL 60604435-8111Students must presentcurrent ID or proofof registration G R E A T rA P LAYSMuch Ado About NothingNow-Noveniher 11Wed-Sat, 8:00pmSunday. 2:30& ":50pm Call 753-4472Visa/MC/AmexUC students only $3 withStudent Rush! 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Marchers will be callingfor a nuclear freeze, an end to U S.military intervention abroad, andsupport for health, education, andother social welfare programs herein the United States.Also speaking will be anti-nuclearactivist Dr. Helen Caldicott, authorof Nuclear Madness and MissileEnvy; Dr. Charles Clements, whopracticed medicine in the rebel heldareas of El Salvador and who wroteWitness to War: An American Doctorin El Salvador; and Ron Kovic, disa¬bled Vietnam War veteran and au¬thor of Born on the Forth of July.The march starts at Seneca Park(Chicago Ave. and Lake Shore Drive)at 11:00, and arrives at Grant Parkfor the 1:00 rally. For more informa¬tion, call 346-9673.Shockabilly Garage-Rockabilly neversounded so strange. Eugene Chad-bourne has one unusual guitarsound. With the IKS (no, it's not afish disease) opening. Fri Oct 12 at 8.Ida Noyes Gym. A free present fromthose whacky folks at MAB.Eileen Deneen and William Browning Em¬inent soprano and internationallyacclaimed pianist perform the worksof Strauss, Chopin, and that “scata-logical sleazebag” Mozart. Sun Oct14 at 3 at Quinn Chapel, 2401 S Wa¬bash. Free, with tea reception to fol¬low.Lyric Opera More wonderful perfor¬mances of Eugene Onegin and Ara¬bella. Mike, official GCJ opera critic,says attend—but if you’re gonna seeArabella, you sure as hell betterread your libretto. Onegin on Fri Oct12 and Mon 15; Arabella on Sat 13and Tues 16. Civic Opera House, 20 NWacker. — BKChicago Symphony Orchestra ClaudioAbbado conducts; Cecile Licadpresses her fingers to the magicivories and puts Schumann in yourears. Thurs Oct 18 at 8. OrchestraHall. $10-28.Itzhak Perlman "He’s got this weirdhair.” Sun Oct 14 at AuditoriumTheatre, 70 E Parkway. $7-28. Thurs-Sat at 8; Sun at 2. Thru Oct 28.$8.E/R Organic Theatre’s highly successf¬ul comedy about the goings-on in theemergency room of a private com¬munity hospital has been playing tohouses full of doctors for four yearsnow. A TV series based on the origi¬nal script by Dr. Robert Berman pre¬miered on CBS last month, with ElliotGould as the major medico. ForumTheatre, 5620 S. Harlem, Summit.496-3000. Tues-Fri at 8; Sat at 6,9:30; Sun at 2:15, 7:30. Open.$13.50-516.The Fifth Sun Nicholas Patricca’s origi¬nal drama uses masks and ritualdance to illuminate the life of Arch¬bishop Oscar Arnulfo Romero, whowas assassinated in El Salvador in1980. Victory Gardens Theatre,2257 N Lincoln, 871-3000. Tues-Friat 8; Sat at 6, 9:30; Sun at 3. ThruOct 28. $11 -$14.Much Ado About Nothing A $25,000grant from The Joyce Foundation en¬ables The Court Theatre to open its1984-85 season with this full-scaleShakespearean comedy. To be re¬viewed in next issue. Court Theatre,5535 S. Ellis, 753-4472. Wed-Sat at8; Sun. at 2:30, 7:30. Oct. 11-Nov.11 $11-$13.Stage Struck A revenge-seeking cuck¬old is the focus of this comic thrillerby Simon Gray. SteppenwolfTheatre, 2871 N. Halsted. 472-4141.Tues-Fri at 8; Sat at 6 and 9:30; Sunat 3. Thru Oct 21. $12.50-$17. Stu¬dent discounts available.Terra Nova Ted Tally’s historical dramaabout explorer Falcon Scott's tragicattempt to beat Norwegian RoaldAmundsen to the South Pole. Wis¬dom Bridge Theatre, 1559 W. How¬ard, 743-6442. Sat at 6 and 9:30;Sun at 3 and 7:30. Thru Oct. 14. $13-$15.3-Card Monte-or-the-Further Adventuresof Robin Hood Wayne Julin wrote thispolitical comedy about a Chicagocon-man who inadvertently becomesa modern-day Robin Hood especiallyfor The Organic Theatre Co. comedi¬an Aaron (Council Wars) The OrganicTheatre Co., 3319 N Clark,327-5588. Tues-Fri at 8; Sat at 6:30and 10; Sun at 3 and 7:30. Open:$12-$15.Wiemar Calling itself ‘‘a cabaret forthe 80s,” this three-act musicalrevue features a skit on ‘‘Universityof Chicago/ghetto life.” Opens to¬night at 10:30. To be reviewed nextissue. Crosscurrents, 3206 N. Wilton,472-7883. flophouses and decadent Bel Airmansions Murder, My Sweet beginsthe second week of DOC’s 10-weeknoir series, and as such, is a highlystylized film. Mon Oct 15 at 7:15.DOC $2.00—KSThe Brasher Dubloon (John Brahm,1947) The title coin is stolen, andPhilip Marlow is called in to investi-gage. His employer, Mrs. Murdock, arich eccentric widow, becomes morethan an innocent victim, as Marlowediscovers a bizarre and tangled webof intrigue. Based on Chandler’s TheHigh Window, The Brasher Dublooncreates a moody, understared atmo¬sphere of suspense admist a disturb¬ingly grotesque group of characters.Mon Oct 15 at 9 DOC. $2.00Vertigo (Alfred Hitchcock, 1958) Aformer police detective (JamesStewart) is asked by an old collegefriend (Tom Helmore) to follow hiswife (Kim Novak). The wife believesshe is a reincarnation of a suicidalSpanish nobelwoman. Buried some¬where in this weirdness is an ingen¬ious murder plot. Hitchcok, however,is more interested in Stewart's in¬fatuation with Novak. “Vertigo isjust a movie, but no other movie Iknow so purely conveys the sealingof a mind with a scorching fantasy.”Stanley Cavell, The World Viewed.The opening (with its simultaneoustracking-in and zooming-out) leavesStewart hanging over an abyss. Butthe real fall comes much later Ac¬cording to Donald Spot’s The DarkSide of Genius, Hitchcock's making ofthis film, just as Stewart's re-mak¬ing of Novak, flows from sexual ob¬session. Psychotic love compels a pri¬vate alteration of reality. Vertigorepresents the height of Hitchcock’sobsessive art. Moveover, it exhibitsthe essence of great Twentieth Cen¬tury art: it declares itself as a medi¬um. This film is poetic, and perfect.LSF Friday October 12 at 7:30 and9:45 pm and Sunday October 14 at8:30 pm in the Law School Auditori¬um. — S. J. McConnellBaby With the Bathwater This two-actcomedy by Christopher (Sister MaryIgnatius Tells It All To You) Durangtestifies to the fact that not all peo¬ple who are capable of makingbabies are capable of raising them.Goodman Studio, 200 S. Columbus.443-3800. Tues—Thurs at 7:30; Fri-Sun at 8. Thru Oct 21 $11 -$13.The Canturbury Tales Adapted fromyou-know-who by Andrew May TheMiller’s Tale, The Knight’s Tale, TheReeve’s Tale, The Pardoner’s Tale,and The Wife of Bath’s Tale are fea¬tured. A must-see for those of youtaking English 101. Piper’s AlieyTheatre, 1608 N Wells. 337-1025.ShockaShocka Sudden lmpact(Eastwood, 1984) Thefilms with Clint Eastwood as directorhave been a step-by-step decon¬struction of Clint Eastwood the actor,the star, and the icon. Sudden Im¬pact, perhaps his most audience¬pleasing movie (it’s full of seeminglygratuitous violence and thrills), isalso his most sustained self-hom¬age/ self-parody, as he stuffs hisusually cleanly framed images withrelics of his long career. Utilizing thebare framework of an overwroughtfilm noir plot (Dirty Harry Callahan,on the lamb from the mob, pursuesgun-wielding femme fatale rape vic¬tim Sondra Locke as she dispatchesvarious slimy males with sadistic re¬lish), as a support for a schizophrenicseparation of Harry's personalityinto comic day (Eastwood) and tragicnight (Locke). Sudden Impact is a col¬lision of the macho self-contradic¬tions of the Dirty Harry cycle Fri Oct12 at 6:45, 9:00 & 11:00. DOC.$2.50.-KSThe Dresser(Peter Yates, 1984) Boast¬ing two nominations for best actorby the increasingly anglophilic Aca¬demy, The Dresser is a compellingdrama about the relationship be¬tween an aging Shakespeareanactor and his dresser. Albert Finneyand Tom Courtney deliver two stun¬ning performances that mesh into apowerful study of the theatre andthe relationship between art andlife. Yates’ direction is simple andunobtrusive, allowing his actors thefreedom to display their dramaticpowers. Sat Oct 13 at 7 & 9:15. DOC.$2 50—ksMy Love Has Been Burning (Kenji Mizo-guchi, 1949) This rarely revived Mi-zoguchi of his late period exempli¬fies the best form of political film,one where the politics are intrinsic toits structure rather than presentedas a manifesto. My Love details theawakening political consciousness ina wealthy young woman (KinuyoTanaka, who later became Japan'sfirst woman director) during thewesternization of the Meiji Restora¬tion of the 1880's. She joins the lib¬eral party and promotes women’right through political and educa¬tional means. Mizoguchi has pro¬duced, once again, an historically ac¬curate period piece. Sun Oct 14 at 8DOC $2.00—KSMurder, My Sweet (Edward Dmytryk.1944) This second and best versionof Chandler's Farewell My Lovelystars Dick Powell as Philip Marlowe,looking for the elusive Velma (ClairTrevor), Marlowe's search is contin¬ually diverted, as he tracks Velmaback and forth between seedy L A. Abstract/Symbol/Image: A Re-Visioncloses Wednesday At the Hyde ParkArt Center, 1701 E. 53rd. Tue-Sat.11-5 Free.Rapid Enamel: At the Renaissance Soci¬ety, fourth floor Cobb, 8 Tues-Sat.10-4, Sun 12-4 FreeJean Dubuffet: 40 Years of His Art:Over 50 paintings and sculptures bythe endearing and "enduring mod¬ern master.” At the Smart Gallery.5550 Greenwood. Tue-Sat, 10-4, Sun12-4. FreeChicago Head: 1984 Pictures of heads,multi-media, by Chicago artistsOpening Saturday. 6-9 p.m. At theRandolph Street Gallery, 756 N. Mil¬waukee 666-7737Paul Wong: Recent Sculpture Neo-primi-tivistic works, not for Gauguin fansonly, very interesting Closes Satur¬day at Perimeter Gallery, 356 W.Huron, 266-9473Mythology and Religion in Recent Act:Works by Anne Abrons, Iris Adler, I.J. Douglas, Joseph Hilton, John Hull,Christine O'Conner. David SharpeAt the NAME Gallery, 9 W Hub¬bard. 467-6550The Pleasure of the Phototext: Lectureat the School of the Art Institute byJane Gallop, critic and author infields of feminism, psychoanalysisand literary theory. Columbus Driveat Jackson Blvd., Monday. Oct. 15.7:30 p.m. Open to the public andfree.The Lesbian in Literature An overviewof the lesbian as author and subjectin American and English literature —a lecture and slide presentation byMarie Kuda, author of Women Lov¬ing Women: An annotated Bibliogra¬phy of the Lesbian in Literature.Tues Oct 16 at 8:30. West Lounge,Ida Noyes Hall. Sponsored by theUniversity of Chicago Gay and Les¬bian Alliance (GALA).RALLYTHEATREMUSICGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1984—3David Byrne alsotures and sketches,takes the time to fill up the margairts withhis philosophical musmgs of life. Amongthe many gems of wisdon included are;Americans have the ugliest money in theworld,'* and “In the future, people willdrive standing up.”All in all. 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S'°d® sVo<*en'Scf*X0*£PLNvM*°tV81T\FOR INFORMATION ON CONCERTSCALL 962-9729 OR COMEBY DURING OFFICE HOURSMONDAY-FRIDAY 2:00-5:00IDA NOYES ROOM 200HOCKNEY: ART ON STAGEby Michael WorleyOn November 11, the curtain will fall onHockney Paints the Stage, the current ex¬hibition at Chicago’s Museum of Contem¬porary Art. David Hockney’s work is dis¬played on all three floors of the museumwithout threatening to overwhelm the vis¬itor, however. Like theatre, which this artenhances, Hockney’s sets are entertainingand engaging in themselves. Due to thewitty and interesting way in which the ar¬tist himself mounted at least part of theshow, there are numerous visual surprisesand miniature spaces that become majordiversions. From large-scale models ofopera sets complete with musical excerpts,one moves to suites of small rooms at eye-level, to a series of costume drawings withphoto-inserts of faces and then to full sizeprops. A video-taped interview with theartist helps the viewer to understandsome of his theories and shows him assem¬bling one of the rooms in the gallery.Hockney regarded the experience of setdesigning as a liberation from his earliermore realistic style. The creation of stagedesigns for opera, theatre and ballet, be¬ginning in 1975, manifests a new orienta¬tion in Hockney's art. The present exhibit¬ion includes designs for The Rake’sProgress (1975), Die Zauberflote (1978)and two triple bills from 1981: Parade,Les mamelles de Tiresias, L’enfant et lessortileges and Le rossignol, Le sacre duprintemps and Oedipus Rex. The exhibit¬ ion is enjoyable on many levels. First, theart historian can indulge in source-hunting.Hockney, like most every noteworthy ar¬tist, was inspired by a wide variety ofprecedents in art history. In the set for Mo¬zart’s Magic Flute, for example, it is easyto discern influences of ancient Egyptianarchitecture. Add to this foundation rockformations recalling both the Italian Pri¬mitives and Magritte, a dragon takenfrom Paolo Uccello, a series of Baroquecoulises (stage wings) to suggest spatialrecession, combination French-Egyptiangarden designs, German neoclassical ar¬chitecture and finally a suggestion of post¬modern architecture. This is enough toshow the richness of Hockney’s art and hisrespect for Europe's artistic heritage.Perhaps even more interesting is an ex¬amination of the problem of space on thestage. For Oedipus Rex by Stravinsky,Hockney chose a completely flat backdropwhich features the bottom part of a gigan¬tic red column in the center. Hockney prob¬ably wanted to stress the two-dimensionalelegance of classical art. The archaic quali¬ties of antique theatre are conveyed byGreek masks which represented fixedemotions of the actors. This rather statictreatment was a complete turnaroundfrom the sets for The Rake’s Progress. Thisis a curious combination of William Ho¬garth, the early 18th century artist whooriginated the paintings and series of en¬gravings with the same title, and Picasso,whose Cubistic style began to offer pictori¬ al suggestions to Hockney in the early 70s.Many of the objects in these sets are flatcut-outs. Everything is given plastic formwith cross-hatching, the way one would de¬fine objects in an engraving. The motifhere is line and it dominates every avail¬able space even in the form of graffiti.This seems especially appropriate for thescene of Bedlam. There is also a referenceto Hogarth’s well known serpentine Line ofBeauty. All of this scribbling might inducerather boring results for the stage, butHockney gives a twist to his cut-out figuresby showing them in simultaneous spatialzones, at different moments in time. Thepresentation of the same head frontallyand in profile was one of the major break¬throughs of Cubism. The orientation of thesets at a 45-degree angle to the audienceis another dramatic spatial device whichcontrasts with the two-dimensional lin¬earity of the whole.L'enfant et les sortileges is Hockney’smasterpiece. A child-iike simplicity isachieved through the use of vibrant andbold primary colors in gouache. The colorsare even more striking, heightened byHockney’s superb lighting. Hockney saidthis set made him feel free. He attemptedto listen to the music with the brush and torepresent what he felt spontaneously. Bylistening to Ravel’s music he was able to“feel the shapes.” Hockney succeeded inmaking his painting fresher and different.The viewer, in turn, can visualize the ac¬tion from a child's point of view. The scenedepicting the garden is in pure, brighttones of blue, green and red. Matisse alsosought to suggest a correspondence of thearts, and his canvas La danse (1909) was the direct inspiration here. One of the moststartling group of props, to the left of thegarden scene, is a huge magical cat crouch¬ing before a glowing fireplace. One almostsenses (s)he has jumped into a child’s sto¬rybook.Besides the set designs, there is a gal¬lery of Hockney’s canvases including Sun-bather (1966), a double-portrait of Chris¬topher Isherwood and Don Bachardy(1968) which was featured in Hockney'sautobiographical film A Bigger Splash.and Harlequin (1980) which was used for aposter design. The Rake's Progress is alsothe title of a series of Hockney's etchings(16) depicting his trip to New York City in1961. Following Hogarth's original con¬cept, Hockney illustrated his own “loss -ofinnocence.'' As Marco Livingstone (DavidHockney, 1981) explained, the artistwanted to warn himself as well as othersof society’s threat to one's identity. Firstwe see Hockney Receiving the Inheritance,the prize money that financed the trip toAmerica. Here, a fox-faced official dealsout the dollars to the diminutive, frag¬mented form of the recipient Plate 3 is en¬titled The Start of the Spending Spree andthe Door opening for a Blonde. It showsHockney about to encounter the land of ex¬otic palm trees and sunsets. The artist’sgay experience involves visits to gaybars, marrying an old maid and finally hisfall to a modern, decadent Bedlam. It is aninteresting reversal of the character inHenry James’ The American whose inno¬cence is imperiled by Old World institu¬tions.The MCA's hours are from 10-5. Tuesdaythrough Saturday, and Noon-5 Sunday.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12. 1984—5„ .. WELCOME STUDENTS AND FACULTY'Beautiful Eyes are yours for only g5Q• Bausch & Lomb Soft Contact Lenses• NEW Super Wet Gas Permeable(Boston Lenses) $8850*16550$17850$14950• Custom Extended Wear Soft Contact Lenses• Latest Design Tinted Blue & Green SoftContact LensesSPECIAL PACKAGE INCLUDES COMPLETE EYEEXAMINATION. 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The problem, is thatseeing Amadeus is a lot like buying one ofthose enormous Hershey bars at the gro¬cery store: when you were a small child,you to used to run down the candy aisle,stare lovingly at the three-dollar choco¬late bars, and think: “oh, if I could only eatall of that bar right now, I would be sohappy...” Well, when you did buy thatcandy bar, you unwrapped it quickly, glut¬tonously devoured five large cheekfuls ofchocolate (seven, if you were a greatstrapping hog), and, satiated, put the restaside for consideration another time. Nowthat we are grown-ups, I have to admitthat if cinema has a Jumbo Giant Hersheybar, it will take the shape of Orion Pic¬ture’s Amadeus: it was really quite a nicelittle movie, but my God, how are we goingto make sense of it all?The first time I saw Amadeus, the movie,I was in lovely, sunny Los Angeles, and(here I puff up as wide as I can with myown immodesty) I was the guest of a guest(well, my mother really) at one of those ex¬clusive (six thousand people exclusive)screenings for anyone in any way associat¬ed with that Leviathan, the movie in¬dustry. As I left the theatre, I heard TwoTerribly Important Film Moguls analyzingthe movie I had just spent so much timewatching:Mogul 1 (a female): “I sort of liked it.”Mogul 2 (a male): “Yeah, but the onlysort of people who will go to see it will bethose blue-haired old ladies who like Mo¬zart.”The next time I saw Amadeus, here indear old Chicago, I was surrounded by allsorts of people who were plainly enjoyingthemselves immensely. And it was quite afull house too. Perhaps that couple back inL.A. were not quite the important filmmoguls they looked, but in any case, theywere quite wrong about Amadeus: I wouldsay that Amadeus is not a perfect movieby any means, it has its faults, but even so,I may still call it one of the most beautiful,not to mention thought-provoking Ameri¬can films of this year.Amadeus gives us much to chew on. It isa film about human emotions, relation¬ships, and our vindictive and arbitraryGod. Pity poor Antonio Salieri, court com¬poser to the Emperor Joseph II back in18th century Vienna, who loves music somuch that he vows his eternal chastity andindustry to God in exchange for the talentto glorify Him, and imagine his distresswhen he finally meets the embodiment ofall the ability he desires, and finds that ittakes the shape of the obscene, filthy-mouthed child, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart(Thomas Hulce). Salieri, logical man that heis. and motivated hv the most pure of jea¬ lousies renounces his vows, and his God,and sets about ruining his rival composer'slife, while at the same time appearing tobe the man’s only benefactor. Pathetic, in¬nocent Mozart, even as Salieri pushes himinto his grave, has no idea just why his lifeis falling to pieces.While all this is no doubt bleak on thescreen, and does not show off the best qua¬lities of human beings, imagine just how vi¬cious and nasty it was on the stage. Ama¬deus, the play, was a completely blackwork: in the movie there is, at least, someredemption for Salieri for his deeds, whilein the play, the character merely taunted,and taunted, and taunted Mozart todeath. For a moment, in the movie ver¬sion, Salieri almost shares in Mozart’sgreatness, and even mourns for the man ashe is carted away to his pauper's grave.But even if it is gentler, the move Ama¬deus is still mighty serious stuff, and if thecast had not been as capable at their tasksas they were, the picture would quicklyhave deteriorated into nasty melodrama.F. Murray Abraham’s portrayal of Salieri,particularly, comes close to being perfect;his Court Composer is the quintessential^insincere man: charming to his greatenemy one moment, and cheerfully de¬stroying his life the next, second. He is aman completely devoured by meanness,and yet, as typical human beings we un¬derstand his feelings very well: he is a me¬diocre person (in fact, he calls himself “thepatron saint of mediocrities" at one point),and right next to him, he sees all the talenthe has ever desired wasted on a churlishwretch. Frustrated and thwarted in hisown attempts to create beautiful work, hesees the absolute ease with which Mozartcreates the music Salieri can’t even imag¬ine. A reasonable, liberal man would lookwithin himself, and attempt to strive towards greatness on his own. Abraham’sSalieri takes the alternate route: insteadof trying to make himself a better person,he sabotages his rival’s efforts with mali¬cious intent. Abraham, the actor, wouldmake an admirable viper: his craggy longface, and cold, cold smile make him an out¬standing anti-hero.Sadly, although Thomas Hulce's perfor¬mance as Mozart is, in its way every bit asfine as Abraham's, author Peter Shafferclearly did not have the same understand¬ing of Mozart’s character as he had of Sa¬lieri’s: Mozart is a very nice chap here, buthe is basically a caricature; he lacks Sa¬lieri’s depth and multi-dimensionality.While screenplay writer Shaffer has a finehandle on exactly what it feels like to bean average artist, he has no understand¬ing of the nature of “genius”. Now let’sget this down on paper correctly; I am notin objection to the idea that Mozart was ascatalogical sleazebag. Evidence indicatesthat he did, in fact, have many of those un-admirable qualities. What I dislike, how¬ever, is the fact that Shaffer so discountsthe mind of Mozart, that he makes it seemthat the possibility of such work comingfrom it must have been an act of God, andwas in no waydue to the composer himself.Yes, Mozart may have been a dirty andfilthy-minded chit, but his music was theresult of a genius’ imagination. What musiche created, and yes, I know I am being aterrific bore, was not made despite hisfilthy and naughty imagination, but was alogical out-growth of channeling it ontopaper.Thomas Hulce, a fine young actor, mostwidely seen as “Pinto” in AnimalHouse,creates a less complex characterthan Salieri's, but makes the composerseem both attractively innocent and ri-baldy filthy.Mozart channels his frustrated sexual desires into music The supporting cast is also, with veryfew exceptions, praiseworthy. JeffreyJones made a terribly convincing (and irri¬tatingly slow-witted) Emperor Joseph, aman not only tone deaf and lacking anysense of humor, but also easily manipulat¬ed by the shrewd Salieri; Roy Dotricemade an imposing Leopold Mozart (Wolf¬gang's father, and a man so intimidatingthat he eventually metamorphozied intoDon Giovanni's Commendatore). ElizabethBerridge made an arresting ConstanzeMozart—Wolfgang's loving, sometimesshrewish, sometimes over-practical wife Iwas extremely happy to see Simon Callowin the film, playing the role of EmmanuelSchikanader, the pushy and affable libret-ticist of The Magic Flute. He was the origi¬nal Mozart in the British National Theatreproduction of Amadeus, and his additionhere, even in a role which did not exist inthe play, is a wise and good thing.And now to the part that I have beendreading: the music. Fortunately the musicwas all Mozart, and Mozart is all good,but it still is not really a subject I can criti¬cize. Here, the fine pieces of Mozart’swork took on a new shape: they becamefigures in the drama. Indeed, the purposeof the music in relation to the film itselfseemed not only to provide atmosphere,but also to ridicule and upstage the pitifulSalieri's puny attempts. Thus, it can besaid, as indeed it has been said, that Mo¬zart's music becomes a character in Ama¬deus, and one which is as important to theplot as any other.Talented Czech set designer Josef Svo-boda staged some good opera segments,combining both the originality of moderntwentieth century shows with the simplici¬ty of the eighteenth century productions ofDon Giovanni, The Marriage of Figaro, andThe Magic Flute. Sadly, Twyla Tharp'sdance company was an an inauspiciouschoice for the dance segments. Obviouslyhired for the name value, the choreo¬grapher provided several timid and unex¬citing numbers for the movie.I suppose to some, that Milos Formanwas a rather peculiar choice for the direc¬tor of Amadeus: he is most famous for theAcademy Award-winning One Flew Overthe Cuckoo's Nest, but rises quite effecti¬vely to the situation here, creating a filmwhich fairly glowed with the firelight-and-polished-wood atmosphere of the eight¬eenth century. His film is an incredibly tex¬tured work, down to those dreadfuldesserts that the Italian Salieri feels sucha gluttonous lust for. Certain operaticscenes were even filmed in the sametheatre that Mozart (the real one) firstconducted his work. But as detailed a workas Amadeus is, it should not be seen withthe attitude that it is historically correct:Amadeus is a good movie; pleasing to theeye, to the ear, and to the intellect, but itprobably plays quite fast and loose withthe historical facts. Did Salieri really killone of the finest musicians who ever lived?Careful, this is a work of fiction; a largetasty candy bar, and not a Western Civili¬zation textbook.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1984—7Witless, juvenile, vulgar, offensive rankness. It turns Voltaire into a Saturday morn¬ing cartoon where caricature equals characteriza¬tion and every other element is reduced to its cru¬dest level. The dialogue Is truly excruciating, andmuch of Bernstein’s best music is cut in this ver¬sion in order to accommodate the new plot line,such as it is There’s some new Bernstein music tofill in the cracks that ought to have never beenmade public, including an Alleluia chorale remini¬scent, to paraphrase Lady Bracknell, of the worstexcesses of Vatican II, an appalling derivativeAuto da Fe ensemble, and a number for a pair ofsinging sheep (I’m not making this up) that is with¬out doubt the worst music Leonard Bernstein hasever inflicted upon an audience. The Candide ad¬ditions are not by the man who wrote On the Townand Trouble in Tahiti—this is the guy who gave usMass. .*Probably the worst thing about the new scrfptis that it mistakes smugness and snide cynicismfor satire; it turns Voltaire’s bitter yet still wittystory into a raging smirk-fest. Need a laugh'?Wheeler’s solution is to make tasteless referencesto sex, veneral disease, and violent death. Yuk, yuk,yuk. Lillian Heilman, Where Are You?Which brings us back to “do.” Why the Good¬man would have chosen to mount this version ofCandide is a deep mystery; it’s just not worthdoing. But they did it. And now we all have to livewith it. The production is lavish. The acting is bad.ERMISSIONS INsflELLmnoMike KotzeFirst, there was the overture, which gavehint of what was to follow. A little trouble withsome of the instrumental balances, but otherwisea nice. job. During this four minute curtain raiser,as my eyes wandered over the colorful and veryexpensive-looking stage set, things looked prettygood for the Goodman Theater’s new productionof the Leonard Bernstein musical, Candide. Butthen, things started to happen. The performerstook the stage, singing Songs, speaking lines.Candide was in trouble! And things weren’t going mj- - pto get any better, oh no—all I could do was fasten theater isn’t saying enough. It’s funny and beautiful\\tide was hot, too. Imagine! A musical, basedVoltaire, with music by you know who, lyricsby Richard Wilbur, John LaTouche and DorothyParker, a book by none other than Lillian Heilman,and the whole thing directed by Tyrone Guthrie!This “comic operetta based on Voltaire’s satire,”as it was billed, was a remarkable achievement allaround—the lyrics were genuinely charming andwitty, the book, though it played fast and loosewith Voltaire and had its slow spots, was a fine,intelligent piece of work, light-years ahead of theusual run of musical comedy, and the score, thescore—to say that it’s Bernstein’s best work for themy seat belt and hold on, ’cause this was Theaterin Hell!!!!Okay, maybe only purgatory—after all, thewhole sorry business ran its course in two hours.But they were two long, intermissionless hours ofthe worst singing and acting I’ve ever encounteredin a professional musical production* theatrical in¬eptitude on a grand scale. . . irritation cosmic in itsscope. What was happening? Why was everythinggoing wrong? Where had the Goodman taken thewrong turn that took us all down the path of thedammed?All right, here comes the background stuff: Can¬dide is probably the greatest musical the Americantheater has produced, or at least the greatest ofthose prehistoric days B.S. (Before Sondheim).The year was 1956. The Bernstein of 1956 wasvery hot indeed—he had two Broadway scoresunder his belt, On the Town and Wonderful Town(the Town Twins, as they are wont to be called),and his next would be West Side Story. He waseverybody’s favorite brilliant young prematurely-balding international conductor/musical icon. Hehad it aft: books, television shows, On the Water¬front. 1956—height o’popularity time for a 38-year old wunderkind named Leonard Bernstein.The sins of his middle age—indiscretions likeMass and Kaddish — were still a long way off.The year was 1956, and Broadway Lenny washot. and goofy and strangely moving, all at the sametime; I still get a little bit dizzy every time I hear thefinal ensemble, “Make Our Garden Grow.” This isbreathtaking stuff. Put all this together, andwhat you’ve got is (why deny it?) amazing, and asclose as Broadway comes to miracles.Trouble is, the Goodman didn’t do that Can¬dide— but I’m getting ahead of the story—this isstill background, - y’know. Fast forward to 1974,when Harold Prince decides to revive Candide.Now Candide ’56 was only a moderate success(ahead of its time? another example of the deepperversity of the Fifties?), and by the mid-Seven-ties moderate successes just didn’t cut the mustardon Broadway, where production costs were soar¬ing and audiences falling off. Prince was lookingfor a blockbuster, and with no new Sondheimshow in sight just yet, his keen eye fell on Can¬dide. So it didn’t quite make it in 1956; well, HalPrince would make it work for 1974. And so, in oneof the great lowest-common-denominator trage¬dies of the American theater, Candide was re¬vised. The Heilman book was deemed unaccept¬able (too talky, not enough belly-laughs) and wasdumped in favor of a new book by HughWheeler.What can you say about the Wheeler book? Al¬most anything, except that it’s good. I’d say thatit’s witless, juvenile, vulgar and offensive, and eventhat wouldn’t begin to do justice to its fundamental mjGr. * ■the singing is bad. The band is good. Some of thecostumes are pretty. A couple of the folks in thechorus, including William Brown, late of the CourtTheater, appear to be having a good time—if youmust see this show, watch them. If you’re not see¬ing this show, consider yourself lucky. By theway, due to an excessively great demand for tick¬ets. Candide has been held over an additionalmonth-and-a-half, through December 16. Hmm.Raging smirk—testI like to comment on your articleSchool FHms (GCJ, 9/28). In par-stated that tSF has profitability astnts films at “ridiculously low”tows only blockbuster movies that/sseltout.t, LSF la a non-profit organization;‘profitability’* cannot be a goat ofEspecially in prior years, as a newtM.'/ ." '< . : order to8—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1984—GREY CITY JOURNAL SteveLeonard