The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 9 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984Currie wants affirmative action The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, October 9, 1984By Terry TojanekA HEARING on the Af¬firmative Action plans of theChicago World’s Fair Authori¬ty, the McCormick Place ex¬pansion and the Department ofCommerce and Community Af¬fairs Tourism programs washeld October 3 by the IllinoisHouse Select Committee on theWorld’s Fair.The McCormick Place boardbegan the hearing by testifyingthat they were committed to astrong and comprehensive af¬firmative action program, andpresented the committee witha detailed proposal outlininggoals, procedures, andtimetables for the implementa¬tion of the plan. CommitteeChair Barbara Flynn Currie,lauded the proposal but re¬mained “skeptical'' because ofthe “appalling" hiring recordof McCormick Place. Curriefound that women were almostcompletely unrepresented atMcCormick Place, and that the“girls in the office aren’tgirls.’’ She also stated thatminorities were almost com¬pletely absent in just aboutevery job category exceptjanitorial.ROGER W’EISS, an attorneyfrom the firm acting as generalcounsel stated that the reasonfor this was that McCormickPlace itself employs relativelyfew people and there is littleturnover. With the expansionexpected to add 125 newemployees, the proposed af¬firmative action plan wouldhopefully rectify the situation.When Currie queried about en¬forcement of the proposal,Weiss answered that McCor¬mick Place would monitor theprogram as well as theguidelines placed on contrac¬tors working on the expansionproject.The executive director andgeneral manager of theWorld’s Fair, having only beenappointed two weeks earlier,did not have time to puttogether an affirmative actionproposal, and were not involv¬ed in the search for the com¬pany that would conduct the in¬dependent feasibility study.JAMES COMPTON, the newExecutive Director of thetroubled W’orld’s Fair Authori¬ty, testified that not less than25% of subcontracts would goto women and minorities. Inaddition, Compton proposed atraining program forminorities on how to bid forfair contracts.Representative Currie wasoptimistic about the generalgoals of the plan but was disap¬pointed that there were fewspecifics and timetables available. She realized,however, that Compton had on¬ly been on the job for a shorttime and could not have madea detailed proposal.JOHN KRAMER, the newGeneral Manager of theWorld’s Fair, testified on therecommendations for an in¬dependent feasibility study onthe fair. He announced that aconsortium headed by the ac¬counting firm of Laventhal andHorvath was the fair’s choicefor the study. The StateLegislature had mandated thata study be done by contractorswho had done no previous workfor the fair and would be pro¬hibited from doing future workfor the fair.While the consortium wasfound to have no previous tiesto the fair, questions arose asto how the consortium waschosen. Currie wished to knowabout work done by the con¬sortium for other offices ofChicago government as well aswhy a Philadelphia-based com¬pany made campaign contribu¬tions in Chicago elections. Representatives for Laventhaland Horvath replied they haddone some work for the cityand that the Chicago office wasbasically autonomous and coudbe considered a local business.A member of the commitee,Representative Pierce, pointedout that a former member ofthe RTA board was on theboard of one of the companiesin the consortium. Mr. Kramerwas not aware of those objec¬tions as he also had been ap¬pointed only two weeks earlier,but he said that during thefollowing thirty-day consulta¬tion period, he wished to workout and discuss the objections.THE DEPARTMENT ofCommerce and Community Af¬fairs also testified on their af¬firmative action program inpromoting the fair. In a briefstatement, they pledged 15% ofresources toward minorityfirms. Currie was not impress¬ed bv the 15% because it wasless than all the previous pro¬posals. However, the Depart¬ment pointed out that this ex¬ceeded State regulations. Even Keith Moreland's clutch hitting couldn’t save theCubs on Sunday, as the Padres won the NL pennant.Dennis Chansky and Frank Luby preview the World Seriesin a special edition “Third String” on page 16.Nuclear war undera more human lightRv TnariH finnlrl ~ r*1 _Aerial view of the proposed site of the 1992 World’s Fair. By Ingrid GouldSCIENCE AND POLITICSoften dominate the debate onmilitary and nuclear issues,and usually ignore the moralconsequences of the facts andfigures they discuss. Butscience, and politics steppedaside Thursday evening toallow the humanities to bringto light the suffering of war'svictims when Dick Ringer, pro¬fessor of English and Scan¬dinavian studies at the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin, addressedthe Chicago chapter of Physi¬cians for Social Responsibilityon “What Art. Literature, andMusic Have to Say aboutNuclear Weapons and War.”Limiting himself to art in theWestern tradition and. essen¬tially dropping the “nuclear”from his title, ProfessorRingler began with war as theGreeks knew it. He describedEuripedes’ play “TrojanWomen” denounces the Athe¬nian’s savage expedition toMelos, where they slaughteredthe men and enslaved thewomen, and serves to this dayas one of the strongest indict¬ments against war. The bereftwomen wail as their city burnsand the Athenian boats near tocarry them off. The hopelessAndromache despairs that shecannot save her son from deathClass forces housingchangesBy Hilary Tilland Frank LubyOne result of the projectedhigher College enrollment hasbeen changes in Universityhousing to assure accommoda¬tions for all students desiringto live in the housing system.Enrollment in the College thisquarter is expected to be up byINSIDEIs Hanna in a murder plot?The KGB?See center spreadIs there a God?Don’t print my work! year.In addition to the estimatedincreased enrollment, the rateof students returning to Uni¬versity housing is higher thanlast year. There were aboutone hundred more students re¬turning to University housingthan last year. This makes for“a very tight year" for thehousing system, asserted Con¬nie Holoman, director of stu¬dent housing.“We did not consider it aproblem,” she said, referringto the increased enrollmentand higher return rate. Inorder to house all the Collegestudents wanting to live in thehousing system, several build¬ings formerly reserved forgraduate students wereopened up this fall to under¬grads.Only undergraduates fromnow on will live at CoulterHouse in Burton-JudsonCourts; whereas in the past,only graduate students livedthere. The building located at1215 Hyde Park, which is re¬placing Greenwood Hall, isnow open for undergraduates. It was decided last spring toopen up the 3rd floor of Broad¬view Hall for College students.In September, it was furtherdecided to open up twentyspaces on the 2nd floor for un¬dergraduates. The rest of theunits in Greenwood are onlyfor graduate students.This fall some College stu¬dents were put in Neighbor¬hood Student Apartments(NSA), which is owned andoperated by the University’sReal Estate Operations. (Inthe past, NSA was called Mar¬ried Student Housing.)More space for returningstudents, transfer students,and incoming freshmen wascreated by converting some ofthe large singles in Pierce Halland Woodward Court into dou¬bles.Holoman said that tradition¬ally any University studentwho applies prior to the begin¬ning of the academic year canbe assured of a place some¬where in University housing.University housing includesthe house system, NSA, andthe International House and the Chorus asks of theGods, “Do you care? Do youcare?”MILITARY ANDACADEMIC technocrats avoidusing such pointed languagethat accurately describes thesuffering of war's collateralvictims. Professor Ringlernoted. Their jargon of “nuclearexchange" offering “a greatermenu of nuclear options" at¬tempts to anesthetize the pas¬sion of their opponents. Manycontemporary playwrights,poets, and escatologists,however, represent the horrorhonestly with language intend¬ed to stir moral indignationWar has long been a favoritetheme in the visual arts aswell, from Greek vase paintingto Medieval tapestries. Pro¬fessor Ringler reminded thatour own museums house manycanvases devoted to com¬memorating and glorifyinggenerals and practitioners ofwar. Artists often hid criticismof war in religious painting.Breuglel's “Massacre of theInnocents’’ dresses KingHerod's men. who slaughteredthe children of Bethlehem(Matthew 2:16), as Sanishsoldiers, who massacred thechildren of a snowy Flemishvillage. Many Cains and Abelsand Crucifixion scene par¬ticipants have been cloaked inmore modern costume.BUT MANY artists of thiscentury have abandoned thedisguises, baring the bleakrealities of war. according toRingler. The woodcuts ofKathe Kollwitz, ProfessorRingler explained, capture thetragic feeling of wasted younglives and the suffering of thesurvivors. Picasso's “Guer¬nica,” perhaps the mostuniversally acclaimed paintingof this century, tells of thebrutal indiscriminateslaughter of civilians on a busymarket day in the small town.Employing symbols and cap¬turing isolated incidents of vic¬timization, Picasso convertsthe canvas into a drama ofviolent disorder and ruin thattravels across national andchronological boundaries.Finishing with the third artform, Professor Ringlerdiscussed the relationship bet¬ween music and war. Rem¬nants of popular songs andhymns from early this centurytell of the material gains andpersonal losses resulting fromcombat. Program music of thecontinued on page threeIt’s FREE and it’s EASY!Take a FREESpeed Reading LessonTHIS QUARTER your readingassignments could take over 400HOURS. 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If you cannot attend a freelesson, you can call 677-8811 or 965-5596 for information..WIN A FREE SCHOLARSHIP, X-'V,2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984NEWS BRIEFLY LECTURE NOTESNuclear warcontinued from page oneRenaissance imitated the groans ofmen in their death throes, the clashingof weaponry, and the pounding ofhorses’ hooves. Beethoven’s “Eroica”is dedicated to Napoleon, who in effectmade Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture’’possible. The wars of this century in¬fluenced the operatic and symphonicmusic of Berg, Strauss, Prokofiev, andShostakovich. Other composers’ workslament the tragedies of Pearl Harbor,Auschwitz, and Hiroshima. Just a fewmonths before “Little Boy” leveledHiroshima, Picasso said of war: “It’sout there; how can you not think aboutit?” How indeed, Professor Ringler lefthis audience thinking. Briefly is a compilation of events andmeetings on campus or of particular in¬terest to Maroon readers. The listingsare free and may be dropped off at theMaroon office in Room 303 of Ida NoyesHall. Due to the volume of such an¬nouncements received for each issue,the Maroon will publish items onlyonce, and may delete some submis¬sions entirely.Deadline for submission is 7 p.m. twodays prior to desired date of publica¬tion.CAUSE (the U of C Central Americasolidarity group) will nrmet Tuesdaynights at 7:30 p.m. on the second floorof Ida Noyes. CAUSE asks those in¬terested to come and help plan for theOctober 25 debate.FILMS Zhao Shili, Director, Population Re¬search Center, Sichuan University,People’s Republic of ChinaWednesday, noonGreen 110Shao Shili delivers the second talk ofthe 1984-85 seminar series of the Centerfor Far Eastern Studies. The lecture isentitled “The Sources of Chinese Fer¬tility Change: Local Survey Results.”* * * * %A panel of law professors discuss fu¬ture of civil liberties with an ACLUrepresentativeFriday, 12:30 p.m.Law School, Classroom 3The discussion focuses on civil liber¬ties in the future, considering the possi¬bility of future Reagan appointees tothe Supreme Court.TUESDAYHigh Noon (Fred Zinneman, 1952)In this classic, multi-Oscar-winningWestern, Gary Cooper learns the hardway what selfish and fearful human na¬ture is all about. Cooper plays the mar¬shal of a small town who is hunted by aman he put in jail a long time ago. Nat¬urally, no one in town will come to hisaid, and his new bride (Grace Kelly)deserts him because he refuses to runatoay. The marshal is left to face threeoutlaws by himself.Can he make it? Well, this is an oldmovie, but the denouement is stillworth hanging on for, if only to see thedisgustingly typical behavior of thetownspeople when it’s all over. HighNoon is like Casablanca in that anyonewho hasn’t seen it should be embar¬rassed to admit it; also like Casablan¬ca, it’s worth seeing when you finallyget around to it. LSF Tues Oct 9 8:30—AMM* * *WEDNESDAYUnfaithfully Yours (Preston Sturges,1948)What happens when a dignified, adoring husband is persuaded that hiswife is having an affair with his person¬al secretary? In Unfaithfully Yours, hegoes to the movies alone. Rex Harrisonstars as the Baronet de Carter, a awealthy English conductor on tourmuch of the year who asks his brother-in-law to “keep an eye” on his wifewhile he is away. His brother-in-lawpromptly hires a private detective andpresents de Carter with evidence thathis wife is unfaithful.The strain of first trying to destroythe report unread and then of planninghis response to his wife’s misdeedsdrives the unflappable conductor tofantasize abut confronting his wife dur¬ing a concert, only to become an un¬coordinated slapstick figure who de¬stroys his apartment in an attempt tocarry out his plans. As in Miracle ofMorgan’s Creek, Sturges uses slapstickhumor to explore the necessity of loveand marriage. The result is both funnyand touching. LSF Wed Oct 10 8:30$2.00—AD* * *Pandora’s Box (G.W. Pabst, 1928)In Pandora’s Box and Diary of a LostGirl we have the miracle of Louise Brooks. Her gifts of profound intuitionmay seem purely passive to an inex¬perienced audience, yet she succeededin stimulating an otherwise unequaldirector’s talent to the extreme.Pabst’s remarkable evolution mustthus be seen as an encounter with anactress who needed no directing, butcould move across the screen causingthe work of art to be born by her merepresence. — Georges Sadoul, Diction¬ary of Films. Wed. Oct. 10 at 7:30 & 9:30p.m. International House. $2 —BT* * *THURSDAYL’Avventura (Michelangelo Antonioni,1969)A girl mysteriously disappears on ayacthing trip, and while her lover andher best friend search for her, theybegin an empty affair. Antonioni’s pen¬etrating study of Italy’s bored and idleupper class contains some stinging ob¬servations on spiritual isolation and themany meanings of love. Voted one ofthe top 10 films of all times. — 1982 Pollof International Film Critics. Sight andSound. Thurs. Oct. 11 at 7:30 p.m. Inter¬national House. $2 —BT Dr. Martin D. Snider, Department ofEmbryology, Carnegie Institution ofWashingtonWednesday, 4 p.m.Cummings Life Science 101The seminar will address the subjectof intracellular movement of cell sur¬face receptors following endocytosis.Refreshments will be served at 3:45p.m. in CLSC 151.* * * * *Jon D. Levenson, associate professorin the divinity schoolToday, 3:30 p.m.Social Science 302Levenson will deliver two papers:“The Jerusalem Temple in Devotionaland Visionary Experience” and “TheProper Location of Hebrew Bible inColleges and Universities.” All arewelcome.* * if * *Maura Quinlan, legal counsel withAmericans United for LifeWednesday, 7:30 p.m.Reynolds Club, North LoungeQuinlan will explain the meaning andeffects of the Supreme Court’s 1973abortion decisions. Barbara McFall,R.N., will give a slide lecture on fetaldevelopment. Admission is free. Spon¬sored by the Pro-Life Association.* * * * *Felix Browder, Max Mason Distin¬guished Service Professor and Chair¬man of MathematicsSunday, 8:30 p.m.Woodward Court dining hallBrowder will open the popular lec¬ture series’ 14th year with a lecture on“The University of Utopia: A CriticalExamination of the Legacy of RobertMaynard Hutchins.” A reception fol¬lows in the apartment of WoodwardCourt resident masters Izaak and PeraWirszup* * * * *NEED AGUARANTEEDSTUDENT LOAN?Graduate Loans:Up to $5,000Undergraduate Loans:Up to $2,500The First National Bankof ChicagoCall Us At407-3413/3420 or ContactKelly or Donna - 407-1248FIRST CHICAGOThe First National Bank of ChicagoThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. October 9, 1984—3COLUMNS ■/Apathy is inexcusable A Glance AskanceDoes it take five months for a decision to become clear to a student ofthis University? Considering the recent arguments over +/- grading,one can only wonder with amazement where all these life-or-death anti-+/- people hid last fall when the proposal first became public in theMaroon and last spring quarter when the College Council passed theproposal to add + ’s and -’s to grades in the College.Last spring, on the night of pre-registration camp out, 500 studentssigned a petition claiming they were not adequately informed about thepossibility of changing the grading system. Well, in the fall of 1983 Sgsponsored a debate on the +/- issue a full seven months before the pro¬posal’s passage.Four people showed up.In defense of the students, however, one can argue that the protest islegitimate, although late, and the University administration should lis¬ten to the complaints against the +/- method. What constitutes “suffi¬cient information” anyway? Dean of students in the College HermanSinaiko said in this past Thursday’s debate that “if the judgement re¬mains overwhelmingly negative, I am perfectly happy to pay attentionto that and do whatever I can,” and whether he follows through withsome tangible action will demonstrate students’ power to change poli¬cies which affect them directly.Meanwhile, look at posters, read the Maroon and the Chronicle, andcheck your mailfolder in the oft-ignored mailroom. Ignorance should beno defense.Opus DeGrogThe hour draws near The sun shinesthrough the eastern window of An¬thony’s bedroom. He rises and chooseshis weapon for the day. Tuesday, thatwould be shark harpoon day. Weaponin hand. Anthony ambles out for theday's schedule.The president first proposed the idea.Anthony remembers Hanna’s explana¬tion. “There’s no room for naivete atthis university. I want you to put a stopto it.” The rule was, freshmen would begiven a week to be oriented and afterthat there would be no excuses.Anthony set about the task with hischaracteristic great resolve. A bogusinformation booth would be just thetrap. The first prey was spotted quick¬ly: a young one, probably a child pro¬digy, a freshman replete withcalculator in hand.“Ahh, excuse me,” the freshmanasked in nasal tones, “would yourecommend the PERL or ASHUM pro¬grams to a preprofessional or is a moretraditional approach favored by thegraduate schools?”Damn! It was a valid question. Theprey was escaping.“Oh, and I’d like some informationon the engineering school here.”Caught! Anthony responded, “Wehave no engineering school,freshman,” then he raised the harpoonto eye level with the freshman andfired. ZAP! “Engineering school,” An¬thony chuckled as he reloaded theweapon.Next came a freshman girl clad inplaid socks and an argyle sweater. “Ijust got here from Kankakee, could youtell me where sorority row is?”“Sorry, only got fraternities here.” by L.D. Lurveyunremoved harpoons pointing south."Ah, fine, fine, you’ve done amarvelous job Anthony. You know theuniversity is a superior academic in¬stitution. but for too long we have turn¬ed out scholars versed in Dostoevskyand theoretical physics, who were func¬tional idiots. They couldn’t cook forthemselves, dress themselves, theywere forever getting lost, and whilethey could write for days about Marx’smanifestos; they didn’t even know howto fill out a blank check. Next to “paythe order of,” they would always write,“most Orders were largely erasedalong with the caste system followingthe dark ages in the mid-fourteenthcentury.” Anthony, if they can’t writevalid checks, they can’t give money tothe university and we can’t have thatcan we? ”“No ma’am.”“So from now on, freshmen will betaught to function in the real world, andthose that can’t will be disposed of, cor¬rect?”“Yes ma’am.”“But judging from the number ofbodies piled up here, I’d say we werewell on our way. Well, keep up the goodwork.”“Ma’am, about the fee the universitypromised me for this, when will it beah, remitted?”“Anthony, Anthony you believe theuniversity keeps all its promises don’tyou?”“Oh, yes ma’am.”“I’m sorry to hear you say that An¬thony. That’s really quite a naive at¬titude.” And with that Hanna hoistedthe harpoon housing to Anthony’s tem¬ple...ZAP! The other day I heard a man ask a, striking question: Is God a Christian?This surprised me. I could not answerit; I still cannot. I know, though, thatthis question is perculiarly importantin this election year.The query about the religious beliefsof God (if indeed that Being subscribesto any one religion) is at issue becauseof President Reagan’s desire to includeChristian prayer in the regular pro¬gram of the American public schools.There is nothing intrinsically wrongwith Reagan’s desire for schoolprayer—he is a Christian, and as suchwants to spread his faith, in the beliefthat it would benefit America’s youth.He should be respected for his willing¬ness to put forth strong but controver¬sial personal beliefs that he feels arefor the good of our nation. But if God isChristian, he has not informed billionsof people around the world, including agood number of US citizens, who do notpray to a Christian God.Because of America’s cultural diver¬sity, Reagan’s method of evangelizingwould be as effective as the convert-or-die method practiced during the Span¬ish Inquisition. Imposed faith is falsefaith. Imposed prayer is false prayerfor America’s school children who areignorant of why they pray, to whom (orto what) they pray, and who are igno¬rant of their alternatives (i.e. non-Christian faiths, or non-religiousfaiths).One of the things ethically wrongwith prayer in the public schools is thatit imposes the religious beliefs of aChristian majority upon members ofthe non-Christian minority. A morecrucial fact is that Reagan’s plan doesnothing to remove religious ignorancefrom those he intends to have enlight¬ ened, not even Christians.Reagan assumes that all children,even those of elementary school age,will understand what it means to pray.Unfortunately, religion is extremelycomplicated. Entire lives are spent inan attempt to understand religion, butthe President expects school childrento gain enlightment from a few minutesof daily prayer!If Reagan wants to mount a crusade,let him do so for a different cause. Lethim develop a program that exposesAmerican youth not only to Christianculture, but to a representative spec¬trum of world cultures, such as theHindu, Jewish and Muslim. This kind ofprogram would benefit America as anation, because it would help eradicateour ignorance of foreign peoples.Ignorance is but a step away fromfear, fear that closes minds and de¬stroys trust. We have been close-mind¬ed towards foreign cultures (especiallyin the third-world), and little trustexists on either side. In part because ofour inability to understand foreign peo¬ples, our international image is tar¬nished to the point where it could hard¬ly be worse if our envoys came bearingplagues. To further remove Americanyouth from other cultures throughChristian prayer in the public schoolswold be a horrible mistake.Even if God were Christian, vastnumbers of people in the world are not.If we are to coexist with these people(or if we are to convert them), we mustunderstand some of the basic creeds oftheir societies. We might as well startat an early age. Leave prayer in theplace where it belongs (Matthew VI:5,6), Mr. Reagan, but do not let ouryouth live in a closed world.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 andCliff GrammichEditor in chief, on leave of absenceFrank LubyActing Editor in chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorRosemary BlinnFeatures and Special Projects Editor 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago,Dennis ChanskySports EditorArthur U. EllisPhotograph EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal Editor Illinois, 60637. Phone 962-9555.Lisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorZAP!As the day went on the bodies beganto pile up. The naivete on campus ap¬parently was greater than even thepresident had anticipated.“Where do you go to find womenaround here?” ZAP!“Are there any pre-meds at thisschool?” ZAP!“I thought you had to be 21 to drink?”ZAP!“Is the food at Pierce any good?”ZAP!Anthony noticed the harpoon supplywas running low but what could he do?The questions kept coming.“Where’sCobb?” ZAP!“How’s that Chinese restaurant on63rd and State?”No need to waste a harpoon on thatone — he wouldn’t be around very longanyway. Anthony told him therestaurant was excellent and also avery enjoyable walk.“Is the computer center’s equipmentcompatible with the interface unit Ibuilt for the IBM pc in my room?”ZAP!ZAP!That one shouldn’t get away.“Where does one go for fun’’”Anthony replied, “State school” andfired: ZAP! As the sun faded from the west win¬dow of Hanna’s office, she mumbled toherself that no matter who you appoint,you always end up finishing the jobyourself. ssoclate Editors: Hilary Tillontributors: Karen Anderson, Anthony Cashman, Thomas Cox, Mike Fitzgerald, Palood, Ben Forest, Ingrid Gould, Jim Jocefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, L. D. Lurvey, Janeook, Geoff Sherry, Adena Svingos, Terry Tojanek, Judy Weissman.At mid-afternoon Hanna approachedto survey the work. The freshmen werestacked in rows of five with the4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984ji’MdSlOMUSlOMUSlC^cj THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO X!? DEPARTMENT of MUSIC ,cPresents: LnThursday, October 11 - Noontime Concert Series n12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallEdith Lowe Auner, pianoBrahms-Handel: Variations; Scarlatti: Sonatas t>Admission is free.o UPCOMING CONCERTS xHH Chamber Music Series 1984-85: Musical Offering / OuarettoLT) Beethoven di Roma / Guarneri String Quartet with clarinetistJohn Bruce Yeh / Vermeer String Quartet with soprano c.o Bethany Beardslee / and Juilliard String Quartet. For more in¬formation call 962-8068. Cnr Thursday, October 18 - Noontime Concert Series n12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallWingra Woodwind Quintet - UW-MadisonMusic by Harbison, Ligetiand Persechetti.Admission is free. *>V Sunday, October 21 - Contemporary XChamber Players<0o 3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallNeva Bailey, mezzo-soprano; Eric Weimer, pianoSongs by Schoenberg, Bartok, Crumb and BrahmsAdmission is free. ,c.LnnMonday, October 22 - Music From Oberlin8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMary Boodell, flutist; John Mustard, cellist; John Baldwin,violinist; and Lori Ronning, pianist.Works by Haydn, Ibert, Schubert, Villa-Lobos,and Michael Angell.Admission is free.U Wednesday, October 31 - Halloween Special9:30 p.m., Mandel HallUniversity Symphony Orchestra and University Chorus: c.Barbara Schubert and Bruce Tammen, conductors.(Co-sponsor: Student Activities Office) Gnj Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain; Grieg: excerpts from- Peer Gynt; Berlioz: final movements fromSymphonie fantastique.Admission is free. 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Hyde Park CO-OP. 55th & Lake Park| REGISTRATIONI To register, return this form with money or check payable to Dr Florence Schale %HYDE PARKCO OP FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, 1526 E 55th St , Chicago, IL 60615 Check Cour-| MINI RAPID READING 2 Fridays, 10/12 & 10/19. 6 00-9 00 p m.| RAPID READING 7 Fridays. 10/12-11/23, 6 00-9:00 p m.| Please fill In Name:S Address _Tel: For further information, call Dr Florence Schale. 288-0336Cal lor au4an< a Crtdk Union Mambn dhcountThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. October 9. 1984—5FEATURESOn-campus resourcespay off for job seekersBy Julie WeissmanEven though the school year hasjust started, many students who planto graduate this year have alreadybegun, or at least have already begunto worry about searching for a job.Students at the U of C often fear thatthe theoretical liberal arts educationthat the U of C offers is not sufficientto land them a job in the “realworld.” The fact is, however, that thejobs are out there. Companies arewilling to hire people who know howto think and communicate.Since a big part of getting one ofthese jobs is knowing how to searchfor it, Career and Placement Services(CAPS) is expanding their on-campusrecruiting program to help studentswith their search.Two U of C graduates who suc¬cessfully completed the job searchprocess are Steve Barnhart and LisaMeulbrook. Steve graduated last Junewhile Lisa got her B.A. in March.Both started working for prominentChicago companies this September.Although neither of them actually gota job through CAPS, both used CAPSand found it very helpful.For students looking for full-timejobs, CAPS offers the On-CampusRecruiting Program. Students whowish to take part in this attend a re¬quired orientation session at thebeginning of Fall or Winter quarter.Then, during the quarters, employersvisit campus and interviewundergraduates and graduates forpositions. Students are allowed tensuch interviews.After a company has interviewed abatch of people for a position, usuallythey will make cuts and call back apercentage of the applicants for a se¬cond interview. Then they make theirdecision.Steve started his job search inJanuary and February of his senioryear with this recruiting process. Heinterviewed with six companies, andgot called back for three. Although he didn’t get any of these three, hestressed that going through these in¬terviews provided excellent ex¬perience for him.Steve didn’t have time during thespring to look for a job, but he resum¬ed his job search in July. He spentsome time researching different com¬panies and writing to those he was in¬terested in. This strategy got himsome responses, but the came after hefound his job, so he didn’t followthrough on them.He also answered newspaper ads,and this was how he found his job. Hesaid that he was selective about theads he answered, so he only ended upanswering about eight or ten.The job Steve landed was withAmerican National Bank. After heanswered their ad, they called him foran interview. Steve spent severalhours interviewing on the first day,was called back a week later foranother interview, and then wasnotified of their decision to hire him.Steve is now in what is called the“rotational management training pro¬gram.” This means that he will learn about several different aspects ofbanking by doing three to four rota¬tions of four to six months each, in aspecific area of banking. Then, at theend of the training period, he willchoose a permanent position in one ofthose areas.Lisa started her job search in thefall of her senior year. She first“cleaned up” her resume and puttogether letters to send to companies.She then interviewed several timesthrough CAPS’ on-campus recruit¬ment program. Like Steve, she gotcall backs but no jobs. She also at¬tended an information session for theBoston Consulting Group, with whomshe ended up getting a job. This com¬pany did not hold interviews throughCAPS, so after the information ses¬sion, Lisa was on her own in applyingfor the job.She first sent in a letter requestingan interview, and then went throughthree or four sets of interviews beforeshe was finally hired. After this, sheless enthusiastically interviewed witha few other companies, but BostonConsulting was where she had the most luck.Although she did get some helpfrom CAPS, Lisa did most of the workfor her job search on her own. She ad¬vises students to use CAPS, but not torely only on them. She also recom¬mends using the Business School’sCareer Development and Counselingcenter which is located on the fifthfloor of Walker. She said that theyhave the most resources. They haveinformation on different companies,and they have many examples ofresumes which were helpful for her tolook at while she was writing her own.Lisa is an associate consultant atthe Boston Consulting Group. LikeSteve’s, her position is designed togive her an overview of business.Companies come to Boston ConsultingGroup for advice on how to run theirbusiness. Lisa works on a consultingteam which researches its clients’questions. Because her team is doinga variety of research, Lisa comes intocontact with many different aspects ofbusiness. Right now she is working ona gourmet food company project.As far as entering the job marketwith a liberal arts degree goes, bothSteve and Lisa have found it ideal.Both majored in economics, but bothhad well-rounded programs includigcourses in math and humanities.According to Steve, communicationskills have been the most helpfulskills have been the most helpfulskills for his job, and he acquiredthose skills by taking courses like Lit¬tle Red Schoolhouse and Shakespeare,and even by speaking up in class. Hesays that companies are willing totrain people for almost anything, sothey don’t necessarily want peoplewith lots of technical skills.He also thinks, however, that for go¬ing into business, it is practicallyessential to have some knowledge ofthat business, mostly because the peo¬ple hiring you want to be sure thatcontinued on page sevenCareer and Placement Servicesand the College are forming a stu¬dent advisory committee on post¬graduate options including fulltime employment and graduateschool.Deborah Lipsett, assistant direc¬tor of career placement, said, “our office and the College are very in¬terested in what students have tosay about job placement and re¬cruiting.”Students interested in serving inthis committee should call Lipsettat Cf)°-7042.DRINKING AND DRIVINGCAN KILL A FRIENDSHIPU. S. Department of Transportation SSc!Famous last wordsFROM FRIENDS TO FRIENDS.“Are you OK to drive?”“What’s a few beers?”“I think you’ve had a few too many”“You kiddin, 1 can drivewith my eyes closed.”“You’ve had too much to drink,let me drive.”“Nobody drives my car but me”“Are you OK to drive?” r~The Department of MedicineGrand Rounds, Grand RapidsThe section of general internal medicine and the Univer¬sity of Chicago center for clinical/medical ethics ispleased to announce the visit ofAlvan R. Feinstein, M.D.Professor of Medicine & EpidemiologyYale University School of Medicine‘An Additional Basic Science For Clinical Medicine’Tuesday, October 16th, 11:30 a.m.Billings Hospital Room P-1179 ItChinese Student Associationof theUniversity of ChicagoCordially invites the newand returning students to a welcomepotluck dinner and dance onSaturday, October 13, 19846:30 pmIda Noyes 3rd floorNew members admitted free of charge.Returning members with dish of cuisine admitted for free.Membership due is $3 per year.Dinner and dance for all others will be $4.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984FEATURES4War and peace: never the Twain shall meetWilliam McLinn masquerades as Mark Twain.By Thomas CoxMark Twain is professional actorWilliam McLinn. He has madethousands of appearancesinternationally. He uses onlyauthentic Twain quotes at all times.The Anti-Doughnut party was ananti-Teddy Roosevelt invention byTwain. The Anti-Doughnut ticket isMcLinn’s way of focusing attention onwar and peace issues.A crowd of over a hundredonlookers enjoyed an outdoorluncheon and listened to Mark Twainannounce his candidacy for President.The event was part of the annualcelebration of Chapel Festival Day,co-sponsored by the UniversityCampus Ministers and RockefellerChapel.The introductory speaker, on behalfof the sponsors, said, “at the risk ofinvolving religion inpolitics,...we...make bold our unitedconviction that there is nothing thisnation needs so much as a soundsense of humor.”He described Twain as, “Acandidate...who has the virtue ofhaving been deceased nearly 75years.” Twain becomes the first deadperson to declare himself for thepresidency making it appropriate thathe do so in Chicago, one of the fewcities where dead people still vote inthe city’s elections.Twain put forth his platform asfavoring, “anything and everythinganybody is in favor of...” adding,“there could be no broader platformthan mine.” In his half-hour addressand in the question and answer periodthat followed, Twain touched on awide range of current issues and hisstand on them. Regarding a womanrunningmate he said that Henry WardBeecher was already the Anti-Donutparty’s Vice Presidential nominee,but noted that the way was open for a constitutional amendment allowingtwo vice presidents. “No nation canbe perfect until men and women enjoyperfect equality,” Twain said. Askedif Huckleberry Finn was a racistnovel. Twain quoted from the novelfrom memory at some length,concluding that the book was anaccurate description of the period.Explaining that he opposes racismand had spoken in South Africa onbehalf of that nation’s blacks, he said“all that matters is that a person is ahuman being. He couldn’t be anyworse.”At one point Twain asked if anyonein the audience could help him lighthis cigar: his earlier attempts withmatches had failed in the strongbreeze. A student stepped forwardwith a lighter, shielding it with anotebook. Twain asked him if he wasa reporter. The young man confessedhe was. “I thought so,” Twain said.He then told the audence about hisown journey to Washington, DC,where, “I became a newspaperreporter. I hated to do it, but I couldnot find honest work.”CAPS aidscontinued from page sixyou know enough about it for you toknow that it is what you really wantto do. He also finds having takencourses like accounting and computerscience helpful in his day to day work.According to Lisa, for a job likehers, common sense and knowing howto think are the best skills to have,although consulting is somewhat lesstechnical than aspects of businesssuch as investment banking. She alsofound that taking a lot of math washelpful, and she often uses herknowledge of statistics.Also helpful but not essential forboth Steve and Lisa was havingprevious part time and summer jobexperience. Steve had worked part job seekerstime for IBM, and was an industrialengineering aid for a summer. Lisaworked for a summer doing researchfor Argonne National Lab. Accordingto Lisa, having previous wrnrk ex¬perience u'as something solid to puton a resume or bring up in an inter¬view.Steve and Lisa are both undecidedabout graduate school. Steve’s com¬pany will finance him 90% if he wantsto go back to school, so it is likely thathe w'ill go on for an MBA next fall. Intwo years, Lisa will either have thechoice of going back to school or go¬ing on to another job. She says thatit’s too early to tell wTiat she’ll do. butright now, business school doesn’t seem that attractive. Besides, in twoyears, she’s supposed to be doing thework of an MBA anyway. She mighteven go back to school in anotherarea, such as computer science.So if you are worried that you w'on’tbe able to get a job with a BA fromthe U of C. take heart! There are jobsout there. Since most business schoolsrequire their students to work beforeentering the MBA program, finding ajob after college is not only possible,but also necessary.If you know what you want, and youknow how to think and communicate,then there is a job out there for you.You must have to know how to useresources to find itMORRY’SIN THE“C”SHOPHOT COFFEE. SODAS.ICE CREAM, COOKIES,PIE, CAKE,SNACK MIXES, CANDYSHAKES, PASTRIES, OPENEARLY.... CLOSE LATE!MONDAY THRU FRIDAY7 A.M. TO MIDNIGHTSATURDAY9 A.M. TO 8:30 P.M.SUNDAY11 A.M. TOMIDNIGHT MAINFRAME STATISTICSON YOUR MICROSYSTAT is a highly sophisticated statistical package that operates on nearly every per¬sonal computer running CP/M, PC-DOS or MS-DOS.SYSTAT has virtually all the capabilities for data management and statistical analysis ofmainframe packages: as accurate, more convenient, less costly. Features include:-Multivariate general linear model that performsRegression, ANOVA. 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Orange Juice, Coffee,Tea,uonuhan<j sandwich fixings.Plus the Tribune and tbe Mew )orb Times/costal00 per sandwichSundays from 11 arr 1 pm.at Hillel House; 5715 SUsodlawnmzmEmmmzsmmmmzMiMMBBmThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984-STUDENT GOVERNMENTSG recommends year end + /— grading reviewBy Rosemary BlinnDean of Students in the College, Her¬man Sinaiko, reassured Student Gov¬ernment (SG) Thursday that,“Plus/minus grading will make almostno difference,” and he agreed that ifthere is a significant change in studentG.P.A.’s, he will propose that the Col¬lege Council reconsider the increasedgradation.Sinaiko discussed the College’s deci¬sion to institute + /- grading at the invi¬tation of Student Government. Whilestudents showed little reaction to theidea when it was originally discussedlast fall, many students objected oncethe final decision was passed.Sinaiko explained the history ofplus/minus grading, starting withwhen the University studied othergrading options. The plan that will gointo effect this fall adds pluses andminuses to the previous flat scalegrades. The grades will fall in .3 inelements.Sinaiko stressed at Thursday’s SGmeeting that what +/- grading will dois to allow professors to give a widerrange of grades. Sinaiko pointed outthat, “a faculty member is free to use acrude scale (A,B,C,D) if her or shewants.”Brad Smith, SG vice president, point¬ed out that a college student passed apetition around at the spring campoutfor classes. 500 students signed it with¬in two days, saying they felt theyhadn’t been sufficiently informed orconsulted on of the grading move.The petition said that, ‘‘We the un¬dersigned are opposed to the recent in¬stitution of +/- grading on the basisthat the change will have little signifi¬cance on the overall G.P.A.’s while in¬creasing the pressure on students inthe College. Such a fundamentalchange requires a broader expressionof consent to the student body. We pro¬pose that the College council adminis¬ter a more comprehensive survey.”However, Sinaiko said in generalthat he doesn’t think students will seemuch of a difference with +/- gradingin place. He added that many U of Cstudents actually do better than theythink. Sinaiko said he also agrees withRichard Taub, associate dean of theCollege, in that, “There is an unspokenfantasy among an awful lot of studentsthat the B they got is really a B-, that itwill show up on the grading now as aB-...an awful lot of students think ofthemselves as B- students.”Sinaiko said that the addition ofpluses and minuses to grades will allowprofessors to be “more just” in theirgrade distribution. Several studentscountered with the argument that pro¬fessors are already subjective in theirgrading and that by adding more cutoff points, the grading won’t necessari¬ly be more precise.Bruce Posner, Woodward Court rep¬resentative, commented that, “There’snot a great deal of subjectivity in thesciences. The professors make a bellcurve and they mark off four places onthe curve. If you start dividing thatcurve into B-l-’s and B-’s, I don’t see any other way that there’s not goingto be increased competitivity amongstudents.Other students opposed to +/- grad¬ing also cited increased competitivityas a negative by-product of the newgrading structure. “We work hard andworry enough about getting an A or Bnow, and after this change no longercan we relax and say, ‘Well, good, nowI’ve gotten an A in a subject. Now Ihave to worry if it’s an A or A-,” saidBill Florida, Blackstone-Broad-view-1215 East Hyde Park Blvd. repre¬sentative.B-J representative Scott Durchslagagreed with Florida, adding, “I can nolonger stop worring when I get to a cer¬tain (grade) plateau. Now I have to becompletely obsessed. If my grade mat¬ters to me, I have to worry about thesetiny gradations.”Sinaiko asked if students can finetune their scores that well to pleaseteachers. He jokingly said that if stu¬dents were that much in control of theirgrades, he should be receiving betterpapers.Joe Barnosky of Hitchcock/Snellnoted that +/- grading will benefit stu¬dents who are borderline on theirgrades. “If you look at grades as somesort of compensation for your work,you get compensated more according¬ly to your work (with the +/- sys¬tem).”Barnosky continued, saying, “Thinkof it from the faculty’s point of view.Do they want to give the same grade tosomeone who just blew off a course andgot a B- or someone who really put inand almost got an A for it?”Several students who supported thedecision to at least try +/- grading alsotook the position that as long as the Col¬ lege Council has enacted the new grad¬ing policy, the administration should atleast spend the present time worryingabout getting the larger than normalfreshman settled into class courses.Many fourth-year students ex¬pressed concern that graduate schoolswould have difficulty interpreting theirtranscripts with the switch from flatscale A,B,C,D, grading to the new +/-system. Sinaiko said in response thathe thought there would be a notation onstudent’s transcripts stating that theCollege had switched grading.When students expressed concernthey would have to worry about theirgrades more because of the .3 grada¬tion between a grade and the nextlowest or highest one (B vs. B- or B +),Sinaiko said the graduate schoolsweight grades less than most studentsthink. Graduate schools, in consideringa student for admission, are interestedin the college he went to first, his teach¬er recommendations second, and thenhis G.P.A., Sinaiko said.“The primary credential that willget you anywhere out of this college toanother school is the fact that you willbe a BA from one of the classiest col¬leges in the United States,” Sinaiko ob¬served, adding, “To survive four yearsat the University of Chicago and have adecent grade point average — and thatmeans anything from a 2.4 on up — isyour major accomplishment.”The issue of whether or not to insti¬tute + /- grading was discussed at apoorly attended debate last fall andstudent opinion was later soughtthrough a Student Government poll.That poll reflected a marginal dif¬ference in the number of students for+/- grading versus those opposed. TheRoll Call VoteStudent Government resolves that1. The College Council at the end of 1984-85, or quarterly if possible,review7 the efficacy of +/- grading taking into account student opinion,information value, and efficiency.2. The College Council seek student opinion to inform their debate in¬cluding surveys, dialogue the Maroon, the new' Bulletin Board (Collegenewsletter), and other appropriate mechanisms.Chris Hill Y Bruce Posner YBrad Smith Y Dan Eads AChristina Gomez Y Mike Novak ARick Szesny A Bill Florida ASonya Quijada A Stephen Menn NJohn Ponterotto Y Urban Larson YLarry Stein Y Louise Burke AScott Durchslag Y Jim Geoly ALiz Roach Y Bernie Berniker YJoe Barnosky N Bill McDade NLisa Montgomery Y John Botscharow PNathan Schoppa Y Geoffrey Burks YStarley Shade YY - YesN - NoA — AbstainP — Present but not voting College Council then voted last springto institute the new grading svstem.In other SG news, Rose Lee wasnamed the new chair of Student Ser¬vices committee. The assembly votedto table a vote on the planned electionof a new SGFC member because therewas a poor turnout of graduate asse¬mbly members at the meeting.In an SGFC recommendation appeal,students from a newly reorganizedgraduate division asked the Assemblyto reconsider the decision not to fundan academic retreat at Lake Geneva inWisconsin. The Assembly reaffirmedthe SGFC ruling. Another appeal, foran SG activities committee holidaydance, was postponed until next week.V olunteerismactivitiesTuesday, Oct. 9STUDENT VOLUNTARISMWEEK DAY 2*Service organization booths setup in Cobb Hall and the ReynoldsClub — all day.^Public presentations by campusservice organizations — ReynoldsClub North Lounge, 3:00 to 6:00 PM(times of specific groups TBA)Wednesday, Oct. 10STUDENT VOLUNTARISMWEEK DAY 3^Service organization booths setup in Cobb Hall and the ReynoldsClub — all day*State Senator Richard Ne-whouse and University Director ofSpecial Programs Larry Hawkins— Reynolds Club North Lounge,4:00. Topic: The Role of the Uni¬versity in the Community.Thursday, Oct. 11STUDENT VOLUNTARISMWEEK DAY 4*Service organization booths setup in Cobb Hall and the ReynoldsClub — all day*State Representative BarbaraFlynn Currie — Social ScienceBuilding room 122, 4:00 PM. Topic:What You Can Do For YourCountry: Voluntarism in the ’80s.Friday, Oct. 12STUDENT VOLUNTARISMWEEK DAY 5’’’Service organization booths setup in Cobb Hall and the ReynoldsClub — all day*Alderman Lawrence Bloom —Social Science Building room 122,3:00 PM. Topic: The Needs of Chi¬cago in the Decade to Come.IkPoWEll s BooksTORE1501 E. 57Tb Street955-77809 a.m. -11 p.m.7 days a weekEnrich your mind!— and enjoy asavings too!Save 10% —at Powell's Bookstorewith this ad only! PICTURE-PERFECT PRINTSIN JUST 60 MINUTES!This ad is worth $ l OFFon the next roll of 110, 126, 135or Disc film you bring to us.AXIS PHOTO EXPRESS5224 S. 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Older cards, & the jumbo cards (740copy credits for $50) purchased from the Cashier’sOffice in Regenstein Library room 160 or from the copyservice desk on the lower level of Crerar Library, are notreuseable.Dual Office Suppliers, Inc.WE PRINT UNDERPRESSUREmlThe FewThe ProudThe' ®f itatitlr-s ■ ~ € %^gtegggJK^j■ftft fftfi.__ A -r■Si-..- ;uW ■’<'< %■ • ■ - "• •># ' come to ida noyes 303 if you want to writefeatures, news, sports, etc.if you've got the time, we've got the assignments.The Chicago Maroon -.ri ¬ ft- .The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. October 9. 1984—9X forbid ta? of uy writings,'',gxcerpts from he* or reproductionsof my work as an ar ist to be published by the University ofI forbid any uChi0850 Press or to be ailed to the library collection.discussions of my work in any class at the University or any use ofmy work in dissertations written there. I forbid any of my artislcproductions to bp represented in the Art 311> Hues Collectionir cny exhibition of them to take place on the grounds of theUniversity. I refuse to perform and I will not attend X* any musicalperformances on campus, and I forbid the use of my name in anyadvertising for these events. No quotes from my works and none ofmy musickl recordings may be used by any student organisation atthe University of Chicago without first obtaining my writtenThe oustolial staff of ^uantrell Auditorium, the Maroon studentwill receive any complimentarynewspaperpublications and reproductions of my work and free admission* to any oftheirmy recitals which may take place in **» vicinity.I will no) attend any lecture given by a faculty member ofthe University of Chicago and I will not participate ir, anystudent demonstrations on campus. Any advertising for Great Bookswhich may be mailed to me will be returned to the sender,The fallowing persons are not invited to my home, and if theyattend any musical program in which I as involved, I will notperform) *(22 camme follow). Neither will I attend any of tneirand I do not wish to beinvited to visit their homes i^the/I trust the discretion of the Hare on inTedlting, reproductionand distribution of the aboveMESSAGE:] As Almighty God, I |I and abroad. The ten<mg world.Enclosed with this letan interesting humanMy Son and I haveUs when to leaveDown through the and publishers in this c“ all over the Englishter, is one My Son wrote a littleinterest story?driven a wedge iand the hearts of. centuries, My Sonthe pinnacle of religion, which has opgrace the newspapers would open theHearts move iiSon and I will • — reugion is now divided! Deathno more grieve.come with a thunderous roar to staioor to God and His beloved Son. 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X o- oP- z O so •-eO Ui -» ►—V 2 *— e^ •4o * U) lA Zo *- U < O rrz 7 a! O o— 3 •—» o u1/5 ►- to ru zTM 7 - J 1—•< z < fU r-rOO C5 _» —• aT O 3>-7 0 O»>- IM (TO 4 Vo « cr o cio rvi ui or *-* O'■ 9 X 4 X C—* o w r u u.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984—11COMICSBLOOM COUNTYAdministrators at the University ofSouth Carolina are worried thatpeople will lose respect for their new$15 million John E. SwearingenCenter for Engineering w hen they seewhat's next to it - a liquor storecovered w ith large red polka dots.Because the liquor store is in theUnion Station historic district, theschool couldn t push the idea of anuplift past the city's landmarkscommission. The store owner's reasonfor having the red dots is that the“bright ” exterior makes w omen moreconfident in entering his building.Project Development Director. Johnbass, had one suggestion. "We couldask him to remove some of the reddots and paint over some of the bigletters that say discount beer andw ine. Bass proposed.Officials at Southern IllinoisUniversity struck a raw note in theheart, or seat, of many students lastspring. Students w ere reduced tobegging, borrowing, or stealing toiletpaper after the school rationed it.Steve Kirk. S1U housing spokemansaid the school limited each student tofive rolls of t.p. per (juarter to teachthem responsibility.Some students used the free tissueto decorate the trees or the footballfield, because the paper makes suchconvenient streamers.One student said that students havehad to heist t.p. from restrooms in thestudent center, the library and bars.The free tissue isn t ‘ ‘anything to pinefor. anyway, ” she said.“It's real thin. It's one of thosekinds of toilet paper you don t seeanywhere except in institutions, " shecommented.Academia isn't always a bed ofroses. A former faculty member ofthe University of South Carolinacommitted suicide in the university'spresident's office last May.Philip Zeltner. an assistantprofessor of philosophy, who had beendenied tenure two years before,returned to the university anddemanded to be reinstated. He tookhostages who he later released aftertalking to the president of theUniversity. The president was not inhis office when the seige happened.After releasing the hostages, Zeltnershot himself in the head.Zeltner was voted teacher of theyear in 1978 and was reportedlywell-liked. After being denied tenure,he became obsessed. He criticized the“publish or perish ’’ syndrome, andbelieved there was a conspiracyagainst him./ HON PIP JOHN RITTERMANAGE TV W(N(\Nm uUrmess, fUAse, m innerSANCTUM OF m AMERICANmm party...m intellec¬tual eute from m nation'sopemsr potmcAi mum.. 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A 20-14 loss to theLawrence Vikings in the waningminutes of the game sent the theMaroons sliding into a three game los¬ing streak, and left them still searchingfor their first conference victory. Thisthird conference loss all but eliminatedChicago from the Northern Division ti¬tle race that seemed not so unat¬tainable a goal three weeks ago. TheMaroons now trail frontrunning St.Norbert by three games.THE MAROONS came out in the se¬cond half against Lawrence with thescore tied at 14, and played the Vikingsto a standstill for the next 25 minutes.Chicago managed to withstand a Vik¬ing scoring threat near the Maroonsgoal line. With a second-and-goal at theUC five yard line, LU’s Kip Ericksonhanded off to Kevin Zlevon. w’ho ap¬peared to be moving toward a go-aheadtouchdown. But before he could reachthe end zone, Zlevon had the ball jarredloose up into the air. It landed in thehands of Ted Voorhees, who fell into theend zone for a touchback which tookcare of the Viking threat.But with five minutes left in thegame, the Vikings finally got the breakthey needed. Gary Smith stepped infront of a Roger Hunt pass at theMaroon 34 yard line to give Lawrenceanother scoring opportunity with justunder five minutes left in the game.MATT SCHAEFER, the Maroonsstarting quarterback, had to be takenout of the game two plays earlier afterLawrence’s Chris Lindfelt levelled himat his own two yard line. Schaffer, whomanaged to hang onto the ball despitethe tremendous force of the hit, wasdown for several minutes before finallybeing helped off the field. Hunt, hisreplacement, entered the game in anunenviable position, with a second-and-16 situation at the Maroon’s 6 foot line.Two plays later Smith interceptedHunt’s first passing attempt.Lawrence, who used two differentquarterbacks throughout the day,elected to go with Kip Erickson formost of the drive which resulted in thewinning touchdown, and he respondedwell to the pressure. Twice on key thirddown situations he completed passeswhich kept Lawrence moving.Erickson completed a perfect third-and-11 pass to Mike Timon to theChicago 20. At third and goal from theChicago 5, Erickson found SteveJohnson open for the decisivetouchdown. Lawrence never got off theextra-point try, but the damage hadalready been done, as Lawrence cameaway with the 20-14 victory.CHICAGO HAD one final opportunityafter the ensuing kick-off, but four suc¬cessive Hunt passes fell incompleteand Lawrence was able to run out theclock.Statistically, the game wasdominated by the Vikings. Lawrencecame into the game with the league’snumber one rated defense, which wasable to contain the Chicago attack mostof the game. Averaging nearly 200yards per game rushing in their firstfour contests, the Maroons were held tojust 93 yards on 41 carries. BobDickey’s string of three consecutive100-yard-rushing games was brought toa halt, as he ran for 72 yards in 19 at¬tempts on the dav.THE PASSING attack was a two-sided story for the Maroons. In the firsthalf, Schaefer completed half of his 8attempts, for 101 yards and two TD’s.In the second half, however, the twoChicago quarterbacks didn’t completea pass in 10 tries, and had three passesintercepted. All told, Chicago couldmuster only 58 yards of offense in thesecond half.In the first half, though, the Maroonslooked fairly impressive. After fallingbehind 7-0 early in the second quarter,the Maroons struck back quickly.Chicago used the weapon which one PHOTO BY BEN FOREST PHOTO BY ADENA SVINGOSJim Bonebrake (58) averaged 39 yards per punt onSaturday against Lawrence. The freshman from Jolietoutdueled Vikings’ punter Gary Smith, who made All-Conference last year. Celeste Travis, an All-Conference selection last year,spikes the ball in the Maroons’ victory over Beloit Col¬lege on Friday. Chicago hosts defending champion St.Norbert Friday at Henry Crown Field House.CHICAGO’S PUNTER JimBonebrake also performed well. Hekicked the ball six times for an averageof 39 yards. If it had not been for twoshanked punts of around 30 yardsapiece, Bonebreak’s average wouldhave been considerably higher. As itwas, Bonebrake’s average for the daywas still igher than that of theLawrence punter, Gary Smith, whowas All-Conference in punting a yearago.This weekend the Maroons (2-3overall, 0-3 in the conference) travel toWisconsin to take on this year’s sur¬prise contenders in the North Division,the Beloit Buccaneers. Beloit sufferedthrough a disappointing ’83 season, buthad jumped off to a 4-0 start, before los¬ing last weekend to Ripon 28-15. Beloitdefeated the Maroons a year ago by ascore of 18-7.Sveltlana Ormanic, a freshman from Crete, IL, at the netweek earlier had worked so wellagainst them, the long pass. Schaeferdelivered the ball to a wide open RussJohannesson at about midfield, andJohannesson ran the rest of the way forthe score. The play totalled 69 yards,and was followed by the successful ex¬tra point conversion by Paul Song. Thescore was now tied at 7 with 12 minutesremaining in the half.TWO POSSESSIONS later, after theMaroons had stopped Lawrence on con¬secutive possessions, Chicago began adrive which would see them advance 61yards in 8 plays. The drive resulted in atouchdown on a well-executed six yardscoring pass from Schaefer to JohnBurrill. After Song’s PAT, Chicago led14-7.But with two minutes left in the half,Lawrence put together a 72 yard drivewhich lasted 7 plays, and which wouldtie the score. Chicago aided the driveby committing a costly personal foul.LAWRENCE PILED up most of its332 total yards on the ground, utilizing62 rushing attempts for 247 yards. BillTimm, who came into the game as theseventh leading rusher in the con¬ference, carried 27 times for 109 yards.Timm was also potent as a receiver,making three catches for 40 yards.Zlevon also enjoyed a productive after¬noon, with 17 carries for 77 yards.Despite the score, there were twobright spots for the Maroons, One wasthe Chicago pass defense, which allow¬ed just 85 yards through the air andwhich recorded two sacks. The 85 yardfigure represents a considerable im¬provement over a week ago whenChicago allowed 348 passing yards. Volleyball pulls togetherBy Larry KavanaghWINS FOR the women’s volleyballteam had come easily this season.Thursday night changed all that. Dis¬playing the mixture of character anddesire that defines a true winner, UCdefeted Beloit College.In warmups Thursday night the teambristled with energy. They hit the ballhard, clapped, and chanted, infectingthe crowd with their spirit. CelesteTravis, on the first play of the match,deprived Beloit of its service with a vi¬cious spike that brought the UC benchto its feet. The play, however, was oneof the few things to go well for theMaroons in the first game. What fol¬lowed damped the once electric atmo¬sphere. UC spiked the ball wide, thenthey spiked the ball long. They werebeaten several times on defense. Theyserved three faults, and were dominat¬ed at the net by the blocking of Beloit’sJulie Swanson. The finesse thatmarked the team’s previous matcheswas gone.“I TRIED to relax them after thefirst game. They were too pumped up,”said Coach Resch. When the team re¬turned to the floor for the second game,experience instead of unrefined emo¬ tion directed their play. Using the dinksand dumps that have proved so suc¬cessful this year, Chicago fought itsway back into the match. To limit theblocking of Swanson they set the ball tothe outside. This forced Swanson tomove from side to side on defense, incontrast to the first game when setswere over her position at the center ofthe net quite often. The match went tofive games, but the team, now channel¬ing their enthusiasm into good play,emerged victorious. ‘‘The team’s de¬sire to win made the difference in thismatch. Last year we found out what itfeels like to lose. I think that losing sooften last season bas helped to increaseour determination to win this year,”Coach Resch said philosophically.THE VOLLEYBALL team’s recordnow stands at 5-3, and they are current¬ly riding a four game win streak. OnTuesday night, at 7:30, the Maroonsplay North Park College, a tough defen¬sive team, and, at 5:30 on Friday, theyface last year’s division champion, St.Norbert College. The latter squad hasthree six foot ball players. Against sucha team, UC will have to remain in con¬trol, and play with a combination of fin¬esse and power. Both matches are inHenry Crown Field House.W14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984SPORTSLacking offensive direction, soccer team splits a pairBy Anthony B. Cashman IIITHE U of C soccer team split a pairthis past weekend beating St. Norbert1-0 on Friday and losing to Maryville ofSt. Louis 1-0 on Sunday.The Norbert’s game was characteriz¬ed by a lack of offensive punch by theMaroons against an obviously inferiorteam.Coach Barry DeSilva stated “Theycall this soccer ping-pong. No one slowsthe ball down.” Sweeper Bo Flores declared “Thereare too many short passes. We’re notswitching fields. We’re bunching up onthe left, and we’re bunching up on theright.”Despite the offensive problems the Uof C triumphed on the merit of a pen¬alty shot.WITH LESS than 15 minutes left inthe game, Earnest Fielder put a ballthrough toward goal that hit St. Nor-PHOTOS BY CHURCH CONNELLYDave Ansani fights for possession in a game against Rockford Collegeearlier this year. Ansani’s penalty kick on a controversial call gave Chi¬cago a 1-0 victory over St. Norbert Friday.INDEED THE problem seemed to bea lack of offensive direction. “We’regetting the ball up there and kicking itout of bounds,” stated midfielder JasonPressman. “We’re too panicky. We’rejust running around out there.” bert’s sweeper Pat Sifferman aftercaroming off his side.Dave Ansani easily put the ball in theupper left corner to score the game’sonly goal.Referee Chuck Libby in defending his judgement call explained, “It not onlyhit his arm but was pushed down,”thereby changing the course of theball.“That was the whole game rightthere,” he added. “It was one of thosethings. I hate to see a game end on apenalty kick.”ST. NORBERT’S coach Marcos Ca-jaio agreed. “It was a penalty. Thatwas part of the game. We played ourbest.”Coach DeSilva declared, “We werelucky. We didn’t play that well.”“We seem to play down to the level ofthe team on the field,” he further com¬mented.THE LOSS to Maryville on Sunday was more encouraging despite the un¬favorable outcome. The defense, al¬though inconsistent, at times playedfairly well, and the offense pulled to¬gether for several brief instances in thegame.The U of C fell victim to the “big”play early in the game as a long passgot over the fullbacks and the sweeper.Tim Stoehner burst pass Bo Flores andknocked the ball under a sliding JoeMario.“He was just too quick,” statedFlores. “He just outran everyone.”Stoehner was nearly a one-man teamas Mario had to stop him in one-on-onesituations no less than four times.continued on page 17Pro ticket info for the winterNow that baseball season has endedin the Windy City, the Chicago Bulls,Black Hawks, and Sting can finallydraw some attention, as their “winter”seasons begin soon at ChicagoStadium.Rookie Michael Jordan will lead theBulls in 1984-85, the Black Hawksshould make the NHL playoffs (butwho doesn’t?) and the Sting will alwaysdraw enthusiastic crowds for indoorsoccer. Each team plays at theStadium, 1800 W. Madison Ave. Youcan reach the Stadium easily by car orby public transportation, and can ordertickets by phone or at the box office.The Hyde Park Co-op has a Ticketronoutlet as well.To get to Chicago Stadium by car:Take the Dan Ryan Expressway northto Madison Ave., and head west onMadison. You can’t miss the Stadium.To get to Chicago Stadium by CTA:Take the Dan Ryan El to Madison andWabash, and seek out the *20 Madisonbus westbound (you may have to go a block north to Washington to find it.)Again, you can’t miss the Stadium.The Chicago Stadium box office isgenerally open noon to 6 p.m. daily.Black Hawks — The Hawks opentheir NHL season at home October 11against Detroit. Ticket prices are $6 forsecond balcony, $10 for first balcony.$15 for mezzanine, and $20 for box seatsor club circle.Chicago Bulls — The Bulls open theirhome season October 26 against theWashington Bullets, and the worldchampion Boston Celtics visit town onNovember 15. Ticket prices are $4.50for second balcony, $6.50 for firstbalcony, $8.50 for mezzanine, and$11.50 for courtside seats. Tickets wenton sale October 1.Chicago Sting — The Sting opens upNovember 16 at home, and tickets willgo on sale within ten days. Ticketprices are $5 for second balcony, $7 forfirst balcony, $9 for mezzanine, and $11for VIP seats.NOTICEVEHICLES ILLEGALLY PARKED ONUNIVERSITY PROPERTYTHE ILLEGAL PARKING OF MOTOR VEHICLES ON UNIVERSITY PROPERTY,ESPECIALLY ON DESIGNATED FIRE LANES, HAS BECOME A SERIOUS SAFETYPROBLEM.TICKETING BY UNIVERSITY AND CHICAGO POLICE OFFICERS WILLCONTINUE. ADDITIONAL MEASURES ARE NECESSARY AND UNIVERSITYPOLICE OFFICERS AND OTHER PERSONNEL DESIGNATED BY THE UNIVERSITY'SSECURITY DEPARTMENT WILL APPLY WARNING STICKERS TO ALL MOTORVEHICLES ILLEGALLY PARKED ON UNIVERSITY PROPERTY.QUESTIONS CONCERNING ENFORCEMENT MEASURES SHOULD BEADDRESSED TO UNIVERSITY SECURITY. DURING NORMALBUSINESS HOURS, CALL 962-8190.QUESTIONS CONCERNING APPEAL PROCEDURES ON ISSUEDTICKETS SHOULD BE ADDRESSED TO THE PLANT DEPARTMENT'SPARKING OFFICE (BOOKSTORE, 4TH FLOOR) 962-8935.PARKING FINIS WILL BE $10 FOR ALL BUT STUDENTS,WHOSE PARKING FINES WILL REMAIN AT $5. THE PARKINGOFFICE ADMINISTERS THE COLLECTION OF FINES IMPOSEDBY THE UNIVERSITY.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984—15SPORTSThe Third String NL: Padres need more consistent pitchingAL: Sparky’s dream can finally come trueSo the brown team will represent the NationalLeague in the World Series. Is there anyone in thereal world who likes the sound of that? I suppose thefolks in Detroit are happy that they will have to facethe Padres instead of the Cubs. The Cubs would havetaken away some of Detroit’s home advantage withtheir exceptional power. But that article, previewinga Tigers-Cubs World Series, will never see the lightof day baseball. This article has to preview theTigers-Padres World Series, from the Padres’ pointof view. Maybe I should have tried to get J. Helms todo this.The most important thing for the Padres to do is toestablish some starting pitching at the beginning ofthe series. Since E. Whitson was the only starter whopitched well in the LCS, he should be given the start¬ing assignment in the first game of the series. M.Thurmond is scheduled to pitch that game accordingto the post-season rotation set by Dick Williams inJuly. But the proper choice would be Whitson, sinceone strong starting pitcher is the most devastatingweapon one can have in an attempt to win threegames, as M. Lolich showed in 1968, even though D.Maclain won 30 games that year. Thus, the Padresneed to establish a strong starter to try to psyche-outthe Tigers, the way L. Tiant mesmerized the Reds in75, and their best hope is Whitson.The second thing the Padres have to do is to keepR. “G.” Gossage in a regular pitching rhythm. Wil¬liams failed to use Gossage in the ten days beforeGossage’s first LCS appearance, in the fourth game.Gossage was awful that game, being a little bit toostrong to be able to establish a consistent rhythm.The next afternoon Gossage came in and threw evenharder than he had with ten days’ of rest. Somefringe elements have even suggested that Gossagestart an important game in the series. This theoryholds that one would be assured that the oppositionwould not score very often for the first few innings,thus giving the Padres some psychological advan¬tage. The proponents of this theory seem to forgetthat if Gossage starts C. Lefferts will have to fin¬ish.Then the Padres need to get a faith healer for K.McReynolds’ fractured hand. I'm sure at least one ofthem knows of a good one. And while he’s around,maybe he can look at T. Kennedy’s arm. Some daythe world will see Kennedy legitimately throw out abaserunner. If that day doesn’t come early in theseries, the Padres will be in big trouble. Detroit might resort to a short game in the spacious confinesof San Diego’s Jack Murphy Stadium, which wouldmean frequent steal attempts against Kennedy.The Padres will also need some run production outof their series veterans G. Nettles and S. Garvey.Nettles is a natural leader for a team that wearsBrownshirts. Garvey doesn’t make a bad propagan¬da minister either. Have you seen him mouthing thewords to the national anthem when he’s on camera.Well, I know for a fact that it’s all a show. This guydoes not sing in church, no, not one note. He does talkin church though.Even if the Padres can do everything I have de¬scribed, they still will have to deal with the fact thata bunch of average and slightly right of averageplayers in Detroit haye been able to win more gamesthan teams composed of more than a few Hall ofFamers. Yet, they spoiled the Cubs’ date with des¬tiny pretty well. They might be able to do it to theTigers, but hold out for at least 8-9. —DACThe 1984 World Series, projected as the storybookconfrontation between two industrial cities, the eter¬nal underdog against the “team too good to be true,’’hit the circular file Sunday, and around the worldmillions of people threw Cubs hats in trash cans andtried to remember what they did for fun before theybecame Cubs fans a month ago.Welcome to the real 1984 World Series, which pitsSparky Anderson’s now grown-up kids againstTrader Jack McKeon’s baseball card collection to¬night on NBC. Sparky, and indeed the patient city ofDetroit, deserve congratulations for waiting until theyoungsters from its Evansville farm matured andfulfilled their 1970’s promise in one incredible sum¬mer.A victory over the Padres will allow the city andthe manager to forget Mark Fidrych’s arm, KevinSaucier’s demise, and Jason Thompson’s dissatisfac¬tion, and declare its youth movement of the late 70sa complete success. Reaching the World Series isfine, but baseball recognizes only complete success.If the Tigers fail to deliver the World ChampionshipSparky promised when he took the job, then theworld declares that Kirk Gibson is no closer to be¬coming “the next Mickey Mantle”, that Milt Wilcoxis only a .500 pitcher, and Marty Castillo and HowardJohnson are defensive liabilities. If the Tigers win,then nothing matters except that Balfour diamondring only complete successes receive.Because of Jack Morris’s inconsistency, look for Anderson to favor Dan Petry and Wilcox in the WorldSeries if the series goes six or seven games. In Au¬gust, when the Tigers played four doubleheaders inone week, Petry and Wilcox stabalized the over¬worked pitching staff by regularly hurling seven ormore innings — the same performances they mustprovide in a short series which places more empha¬sis than ever on the short reliever. In other words, ifthe “big three” of Morris, Petry, and Wilcox getSparky to the seventh inning each game, AurelioLopez and Willie Hernandez can shut the door asthey’ve done all year.Catching gives the Tigers a decided advantage, be¬cause Lance Parrish’s cannon arm neutralizes thespeed of Alan Wiggins and Tony Gwynn. KeepingGwynn and Wiggins off the bases is a must, and theTigers (third base excluded) have the infield defenseto prevent the infield hits with which San Diegonickle-and-dimed the Cubs in the NLCS. InsertingDave Bergmann in the late innings, possibly as earlyas the fifth or sixth in a close game, will not only im¬prove the defense but will cost the Tigers little offen¬sively.Speaking of offense, the Tigers’ speed at the top ofthe order — Lou Whitaker, Alan Trammell, and Gib¬son — leaves Sparky many options, especially withTerry Kennedy’s weak arm behind the Padres’ plate.A wide-open Tigers offense to set the table for Par¬rish and Lemon will put runs on the board againstanybody. Where, then, lies the weakness on thisTiger team?It lies in the middle relief. Should San Diego scorein the early innings (something they didn’t do in theNLCS) and reach the Tigers middlemen, the Padreswill do the same thing they did to Warren Brusstarand Tim Stoddard — score even more.The Tigers, arguably, have the strongest, deepestteam in baseball. If the Tigers survive with theirfive-man pitching staff San Diego will pack its bagsfor home sooner than anyone expected, and Sparkywill get, no doubt, a victory even sweeter than 1975because in Detroit he started with a bunch of kidsand made them best in baseball by refusing to giveup on them.If they don’t, then San Diego will finally earn, al¬most a year too late, a championship for the late RayKroc, who never gave up on his problem children ei¬ther. -FLDennis ChanskyFrank LubyampusOct. 26HE PSYCHEDELIC FURSWatch for More Details! !For Complete Dental CareGeorge L. Walker, D.D.S. & Assoc.Courtesy Discount toStudents with I.D.— Open late Evenings —— Saturday until 5:00 —1623 E. 55th St.752-3832For AppointmentVisa, MasterCard, American Express accepted16—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984 Off the IM WIREbegins next Tuesday withcoverage of the University’s fallIM leagues. This week weremind you that volleyball,handball, ultimate frisbee, andtable tennis entries are due.October 10thand we ask you an importantfavor: because our staff can’tcover every game in every sport,we ask the houses andindependent teams to submitresults, anecdotes, statistics, orwhatever to the Maroon office,Room 303, Ida Noyes. This willhelp us provide better, morecomprehensive coverage.Off the IM Wire is Yourcolumn! Contribute!SPORTSMaroonScoreboardsoccercontinued from page 15“He was the best striker we faced aliyear/’ stated DeSilva.THE MAROON defense held the restof the Maryville team by turning in asolid performance. John PaulMcCarthy played especially well rov¬ing at the top of the diamond defense.The offense finally appeared to gainsome direction in this game putting to¬gether a number of threateningspurts.Maryville coach John Renaud stated,“They just didn't seem to have the fin¬ishing touches up front.’’FOR THE remainder of the game,the U of C offense floundered in unfruit¬ful dribbling and short, directionlesspasses. As a result, the Maroons sel¬dom mounted serious threats.“I don’t know why we play like that,”groaned DeSilva. “Instead of justtouching the ball we’ve got to play tid¬dly winks.”Another, more serious problemseems to be a general lack of leader¬ship on the field.“We don’t have somebody out thereto push the team,” complained DeSil¬va.As a result, the team appears lack¬luster at times.“I could take a lot of blame for this,”stated DeSilva. “It would have beenbetter to play three games a week andpractice for the first two weeks.”“With the nucleus returning, Ithought we could do it,” said DeSilva.NEVERTHELESS, the team is be¬ginning to mold into a cohesive unit asthey have exhibited improvement overtheir seven games.The U of C has a whole week off towork out their problems before facingRipon in Wisconsin next Sunday in acrucial conference match. TheMaroons will be attempting to even outtheir record at 4-4 while advancingtheir conference mark to 2-1.TENNISBy Jane “Jack” LookThe University of Chicago’s women's tennis team,bouncing back from a tough weekend spent playingDivision I opponents in the UIC Fall Classic, provedto be too tough for Division III rivals Rosary Collegeand Trinity College. The Maroons trounced RosaryThursday, 9-0, and overwhelmed Trinity Friday,also by a 9-0 score.The matches marked the debut of freshman JaneBohman in the number six singles spot. Bohman didnot lose a single game to her opponents in sweepingfour sets in the two singles matches. Bohman addsdepth to the Maroon roster, and she has a very prom¬ising future.This week, the Maroons face a tough schedule.They will be hosted by conference rival Lake Foreston Monday. At last year’s conference champion-jships, Lake Forest finished third, while Chicago tookthe team title. Division I rival DePaul Universitywill host the Maroons on Wednesday, and DivisionIII power Wheaton will come to play the Maroons athome at 3 this Thursday. These matches will prepareChicago for the defense of its conference title at theconference championships October 19-21 at LakeForest College.Chicago 9, Rosary College 0Singles1st: Look (UC) d. Gaeke (R) 6-1, 4-6, 7-52nd: Fama (UC) d Y. Choi (R) 6-1, 6-13rd: Gauvreau (UC) d. Foley (R) 6-2, 6-24th: Falk (UC) d. Johnson (R) 6-1, 6-25th: K. Choi (UC) d. Kosek (R) 6-1, 6-06th: Bohman (UC) d. Cusak (R) 6-0, 6-0Doubles1st: Look-Fama (UC) d. Gaeke-Johnson (R) 6-1, 6-22nd: Falk-Bohman (UC) d. Choi-Foley (R) 6-1, 6-23rd: Gauvreau-Veach (UC) d. Kosek-Curak <R) 6-1, 6-2Chicago 9, Trinity College 0Singles1st: Look (UC) d. Hanaman (T) 6-0, 6-12nd: Fama (UC) d. Davis (T) 6-1, 6-13rd: Gauvreau (UC) d. Eastep (T) 6-0, 6-14th: Falk (UC) d. Westgate (T) 6-1, 6-05th: Bohman (UC) d. Saafer (T) 6-0, 6-06th: Default to UCDoubles1st: Look-Fama (UC) d. Hanaman-Davis (T) 6-1, 6-32nd: Falk-Bohman (UC) d. Eastep-Westgate (T) 6-0, 6-03rd: Gauvreau-Veach (UC) d. Saafer-Stokes (T) 6-0, 6-2SCHEDULESFootballOct. 13Oct. 20 Sat—BeloitSat.—Lake ForestSoccerOct. 14 Sun —Ripon CollegeTennisOct. 8Oct. 10Oct. 11 Mon —Lake ForestWed—DePaulThur — WheatonField HockeyOct. 10 Wed—ValparaisoVolleyballOct. 9Oct. 12 Tues —North Park CollegeFri —St. Norbert CollegeCross CountryOct. 13 Sat —Wash. U. St. Louis AwayHomeAwayAwayAwayHome 2:30 p.m.2:30 p.m.2:30 p.m.AwayHomeHomeAway |Lawrence 20, Chicago 14LU 0 14 0 6 20UC 0 14 0 0-14Scoring SummaryLU, TD, Podpora, 2 run (Sell kick)UC, TD, Schaefer, 69 pass to Johannesson (Song kick)UC, TD, Schaefer, 6 pass to Burrill (Song kick)LU, TD, Podpora, 4 run (Sell kick)LU, TD, Erickson, 5 pass to Johnson (run failed)First Downs Lawrence21 Chicago8Rushes Yds. 62 247 41 93Pass Comp Att lnt 8-16-1 4 18-3Passing Yards 85 101Total Offense 332 194Return Yards 69 49Sacks-Yards 2 13 4 38Punts Avg. 5 37 6 39Fumbles-Lost 2 1 0-0Penalties Yards 7 75 6 52Individual LeadersPassing: UC: Schaefer, 4 13-2, 101 yards, Hunt 0-5-1, 0yardsLU: Podpora, 4-7 0, 45 yards, Erickson, 4-9-1,40 yardsRushing. UC: Dickey 19 72 0, Lee 15-63-0LU: Timm 27-109, Zievor 17-77Receiving: UC: Johannesson 2-77-1, Burrill 2-24-1LU: Kennedy, 4 40 0, Timm 3 40-0The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984—17CLASSIFIEDSSPACEFemale roommate wanted by female to sharequality two bedroom apartment practically oncampus. 5600 bloc of Woodlawn. OccupancyOctober 1; Inquiries call 241-7461.Studios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, U of C shuttle. Laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water ineluded. 5. discounts available for students.Herbert Realty 684-23339 4:30 Mon. Fri.STUDIOS $225 245, ONE BDRM 275. 52nd &Woodlawn. Laundry, most utilities incl 6845030.Deluxe 4 BR ranch on 5+ acres 50 min. from Uof C near Chesterton IN. 2 baths, central airfull basement, 2 car garage. $210,000. CallRenard at Callahan Realty. 219-926 4298Graduate or professional student wanted toshare coach house on 57th and Woodlawn startsimmediately Jordan 972 3896 day 947 8420 10-11pm.ROOMMATE WTD to share 3 BD on Cornell nr56th Furnished, Wash/dry, Cleaning woman.250/mo Call Steve 667-2681.8 room house in Beverly Shores. IN 45 min.from U of C 2 baths, basement, garage Oneblock from Lake. 575,000. Ca• I Renard atCallahan Realty 219-926 4298Studio Sublet in 1700 Building. 31st floor view o‘jwntown. 24 hour security. 324-1700Mpt to share very cheap close to campus/corner 61st. Woodlawn female grad student or working woman 955 4335.Room for rent in very large two bedroom apt.grad student preferred $240/mo call Martha at288 0640 or 667-6901One Bedroom Apt for rent Living rm dining rmkitchen bath Well maintained bldg with goodsecurity. 53 and Dorchester Available Oct. 1st.Call Kate 493-5407 or Cass 492-6250 $480/mthHyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark Shop Trans 7Rm4Br/Cpt (heat Water) $570. Sec Dep 752 3638 home on 1400 block of east 55th St. Mature per¬son with good references call 947 8452GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16,559 $50,553/year.Now Hiring. Your Area. Call 805 687 6000 Ext.R 4534.WANTED. Reader and Research Assistant.to hrs. a week. Flexible schedule. $3.50 anhour, Call 472-8092Mature indiv or couple to manage apt bldg inHyde Park. Experience or fixit skill a plus.Free apt. Write PO Box 1070 Chgo 60690. Givehours avail, work history, salary/space req.Part-time typist needed. Ask for Debbie 955-1200.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859Child Care needed Sunday mornings. Experience with groups and willingness to cuddlenecessary. $4 per hour. Call 363-8142Busy researcher/therapist/author needs asst10-15 nr/wk for word processing, book-keeping,library research, scheduling, etc. Ideal forgrad student or spouse with intelligence, BA,interest in child development. Flexible hours,in Kenwood. $7/hr, possibly increasinggradually to full time 538 7022Babysitter for 8 yr girl. Sat all day & Wed 4-7.Occasional eves. Good pay 947-0358Mother of 14 mo old would like to trade babysitting w/same mornings/aft or days 684-3150Loving reliable HOUSEKEEPERBABYSITTE R wanted 25 hrs/wk near campusnon smoker 955-1696FOR SALEPEOPLE WANTEDCHILD CARE occasional or part time GOOD Scall 363 6955Earn S400/mo. Retired lady professor desires 1or 2 UC students to shop, cook supper and dolight housecleaning in luxury studio apartmentin East Hyde Park. Hours FlexibleReferences exchanged Please call 955 6728jitter wanted 8 am to 5.30 pm in our UNCLAIMED STORAGE GOODS for saleThur-Sun 12 pm till 5 pm 917 E 63rd 684-9095Queen size pine bedframe and futon mattressexcellent condition great value call 634-7745.2 single mattress & boxspring sets exc cond $25per set or best offer call eve 676-5380 lege English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem. James Bone 363-0522LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE Rates $12 to $30per hour. FURNITURE, BOXES, etc. 743-1353.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.TYPING Fast efficient service done on per¬sonal computer. Keep the disc when finished.Reasonable rates. Call Susan 324 6533.Piano for beginners all ages, low rates, set inmy home. Degree in Music Ed, Cindy 947 0164.PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM Word Processor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates 324 1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell-trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often help with the problems ofstudents, faculty, and families in the community. For info call 288-2244Judith TYPES and has DEC and IBM WordProcessing memory that records dissertations, theses, reports, short papers, CVs, jobsearch materials, etc. Judith EDITS,REVISES, and RETAINS your work. Englishis not our only language. Cost effective. Phone:955-4417TRIO CON BRIO: Music for all occasions;weddings (in Bond Chapel or elsewhere),receptions, parties. Classical and popular. 643-5007PRO, mss, etc. Typing. 684-6882 pm.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Indian cooking classes. Pullag curries yoghtand vegetable dishes, sweets and puddings. Sixsessions $30.00 Thursday 6 8 pm Oct 18 to 22ndNov Call 363-8942Babysitting my home PhD spouse comfy neathome references, experienced reasonablerates call 363 8942 WRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377At 10 a.m. on Oct. 31 Peter Persutti, Director ofAdmissions & Financial Aid at ChoateRosemary Hall Preparatory School will be oncampus to discuss with parents advantagesand opportunities in private school educationand to interview interested candidates. If in¬terested call Prof. F.J. Gould, 962-7445, formore details.OCT 13 PEACE RALLY Grant Park 1:00.March starts 11:00, Seneca Park. Call 346 9673Student Spouse Support Group. First meetingof the year, Ida Noyes Hall 7 9 p.m., Thursday,October 11. Come and get acquainted withother student spouses.LES BEAUX PARLEURS annoncent leurpremiere reunion le jeudi 14 Octobre a 20:00Ida Noyes.PERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant. If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adopfion, please call 677-2705 after 9 p.m.Who knows! WHO KNOWS!!! If you do, call667 8327GHOSTS in the Law School tunnel? Call SexyHarold at 667 8327!My husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant If you know of anyone who is considering placing a child for adoption please call collect 312 848 7971RIDESCommuter from Lincoln Park area 9 5, Pleasecall to share rides. 752-1127 or 935 4979 leavemessage for Barbara.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDED $SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory.955-4417. Phone SCENESUNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE: A fast, accurate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and former col A therapy group is being formed at MichaelReese Hospital for bulimic women. A Screening interview is required. For information callMary Hagen ADSW at 324 4855. Leave amessage and we will return your call. We pay $215.00 for your participaiton in a 9week drug preference study. Involves onlycommonly prescribed, non experimentaldrugs. CALL 962 3560 Mon. Friday between9:00 am and 12:00 pm. Volunteers must be bet¬ween 21 and 35 years of age. Minimal time required.SUSPEND DISBELIEFA 6 way ANOVA with repeated measures onREGISTERTOVOTEToday is your LAST DAY!Call City Hall at 269-7900 forthe closest place of registration.18—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984CLASSIFIEDSyour word-processor? Yes, and multipleregression, factor analysis, multimensionalscaling, and log linear models. All onthousands of observations and hundreds ofvariables. And charts and graphs on yourprinter. Honest! See ad for SYSTAT atPomerleau Computing Systems elsewhere thispaper.DO YOU ENJOY ABEER OR COCKTAILIN THE EVENING?Selected volunteers will receive $160 in returnfor participation in a 3 week drug preferencestudy (7 evenings over a three week period).Takes time, but no effort. Call 962-3560 TuesFri. 9 a.m.-12:00 p.m. Must be between 21 and35 years of age.WANT TO LEARN TOUSE THE COMPUTERS?ATTEND THE COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FOR AUTUMN QUARTER. TheComputation center is once again offering aseries of no cost non credit seminars and lowcost non credit courses for the University community during autumn quarter. These classesbegin on October 15 continue through the end ofNovember.*For the first time the Center has published aCurriculum Guide which described theseclasses in detail and discusses the full curriculum of classes to be offered for the 19841985 academic year. In addition to this Cur¬riculum Guide, time schedules (which list thedates and times of our classes for autumnquarter) are available.Free copies of both the Curriculum Guide andthe time schedules are available at many campus locations, including, the Center's UsiteBusiness Office (Wieboldt 310), from 9:00 to4:00, Monday - Friday; the Center's MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 5:00, Monday - Friday. Copies ofthese publications may also be obtained fromthe Social Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Program Advisor at Usite and the Cluster Atten¬dant at Usite.In addition to these Center locations, both theGuide and the time schedules are beingdistributed to locations on campus whereautumn quarter orientation and registrationactivities are scheduled.The seminars offer introductions and overviews to topics of genera! computing interest:e g., computer concepts and facilities, fundamentals of computing, computerized textprocessing, an introduction to programming,microcomputing, magnetic tape usage, anddatabase architecture. Our seminars alsodiscuss how to use specific software on theDEC 20 computers: introduction to the DEC20's, Edit/Runoff text editing and formatting,MUSE word processing, EMACS full screenediting, and TEL-A-GRAF and Cuechartgraphics. We're also teaching a introduction toour new PYRAMID 90x computer. Finally, theseminars discuss specific software availableon the IBM 3081D computer system: e.g., theMVS operating system, SUPERWYLBUR, theACF2 security program, IBM text processing(TREATISE, SCRIPT, GML, and XSET), andSAS/GRAPH.In addition to seminars we teach a six-partcourse on the SAS statistical package on theIBM 3081D computer (the fee for this course is$30.00) and a eight-part course on FORTRANprogramming on the DECSYSTEM-20's (thefee for this course is $40.00). Both courses inelude computer time.USFCUVolunteersfrom Activities NightWe’re having troublereaching all of you! We’dlike to set up your trainingASAP. Please call 753-2240, x 1617 or 947-0558NOW!For a computer and printer youcan afford for writing (oops,that’s “wordprocessing”),statistics, research,telecommunications and forhelp in using themSeePOMERLEAUCOMPUTINGSYSTEMSof Hyde ParkAuthorized Kaypro dealer1352 E. 53rd St 667 2075 To register for the SAS or FORTRAN coursesstop by the Usite Business Office in Wieboldt310. Some of our seminars also require phon inregistration; see the complete schedule ofclasses for further informaiton.If you have questions about the classes offered(e g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962-7173 or via MM to STAFF DONCRABBCHESS FOR EVERYONEBeginners and experts, serious and casualplayers are all welcome at the Chess Club.Monday nights 7:30, Ida Noyes Hall.ECLECTIC EDMODERN DANCEThis class will introduce basic movement principles as applied to modern dance as an artform. Warm-up and stretching will preparestudents for a variety of dance combinationsTuesdays & Thursdays beginning Oct. 16. $45.Sign-up in 210 Ida NoyesHATHA YOGAECLECTIC EDThis innovative technique emphasizes preci¬sion of alignment in the practice of asana. Thebenefits integrated into this practice includestrength, flexibility, breath awareness andrelaxation. Wednesdays beginning Oct. 17. $40.Sign-up in 210 Ida Noyes.BASIC PHOTOGRAPHYECLECTIC EDDevelop your skills and bring a clearter focus toyour understanding of photography. This classwill teach you to think before you shoot. Ex¬posure control, black & white development andprinting will be taught. First class meeting,Mon. Oct. 15. $50A BOR TION LA W LECTUREAbortion: What Does the Law Say? Legal &Medical Facts. Wed. 10/10, 7:30, ReynoldsClub.CALLIGRAPHYECLECTIC EDThe gothic script will be covered along withbasic letterforms, their variations, decorativecapitals and simple borders. Thursdays beginning Oct. 18. $20. Sign-up in 210 Ida Noyes.AFRO-CARIBBEANDANCEECLECTIC EDThis class will emphasize the conditioningnecessary in performing the dance steps ofAfro-Caribbean. Classroom instruction ineludes an introduction to Caribbean cultureand features live percussion accompanistsMondays & Wednesdays beginning Oct. 15. $30.Sign-up in 210 Ida Noyes.BABYSITTER WANTEDNine year old boy wants companion 3 to 5 daysper week after school (3-6pm usually). Havinga car helpful. Compensation attractive Posi-TA)CHINESE-AMERiCAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A.-8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 l. 63rd MU 41062PIANO TUNINGand expert repair workPhil Tate493-1412(U of C Grad Student)UNCLAIMEDSTORAGE GOODSFOR SALEFurniture-Appliances - TVsBeds - Much, MuchMore!THUR.- SUN. 12 P.M. till 5 P.M.917 E. 63rd St.(312) 684-9095 tion for reliable male/female student orspouse. Evenings493-1066KUNDALINI YOGAEnergize, empower mind & body. Expand &refine consciousness. Beg. & Adv. Tues. &Thurs Ida Noyes, 5-6:30pm.IKEBANAECLECTIC EDIkebana, the art of flower arrangement is themost actively practiced of all Japanese tradi¬tional arts. Emphasis is placed on linearperfection, color harmony, space, form andnaturalism. Students will complete and takehome an arrangement each week. Thursdaysbeginning Oct. 18 $20 + additional $5 materialfee each week (except first class meeting).Sign up in 210 Ida NoyesBELLY DANCINGECLECTIC EDThe Yemenite step, figure eight, Nubian walkand more challenging techniques will trim andtone your body. All classes feature MiddleEastern music. Tuesdays beginning Oct. 16.$25. Sign-up in 210 Ida Noyes.JAZZERCISEINTO FALLWarm-up, workout and dance your way intoFall with Jazzercise. Free Guest Nite offeredThur Oct 11 in the Game Room of The BlueGargoyle Youth Center, 5655 University Ave.Classes are at 6pm and 7pm on Tuesdays andThursdays. Register before class for 6 weeksessions beginning Oct. 16 For more info call436-4115.ECLECTIC EDSPARE PARTS This course is designed to work on all thoseproblem areas: the hips, abdomen, thighs, andarms. It begins with body stretching and continues with an all floor workout to musicTuesdays beginning Oct. 16 $32. Sign up in 210Ida Noyes.BALLROOM DANCEECLECTIC EDFred & Ginger 101 covers the basics of Swing,Waltz, Fox Trot, and many more popularstyles and steps Mondays beginning Oct. 15$25. Sign-up in 210 Ida Noyes.AEROBIC EXERCISEECLECTIC EDAlways popular—this class consists of a warmup, aerobic stretching, floor works and cooldown, Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays beginning Oct. 15. $40. Sign-up in 210 Ida NoyesJAZZ DANCEECLECTIC EDThis lively dance class begins with a warm-up,focusing on body alignment in motion,strengthening exercises, yoga style stretchingand rhythmic patterns in preparation for awide range of dance combinations. Mondays &Wednesdays beginning Oct 15. $45. Sign-up in210 Ida Noyes.AMMA MASSAGEECLECTIC EDLearn to give a basic pressure point massageAmma, an age old technique of pressure pointmassage reduces tension, combats fatigue andrids the body of certain aches and pains.Thursdays beginning Oct. 18. $30. Sign-up in210 Ida Noyes.Abortion:what does the Law say?Maura Quinlan: Legal factsBarbara McFall, R.N.: Fetology,Fetal development, Abortion TechniquesWednesday, October 10th7:30 p.m.Reynolds ClubNorth LoungeSponsored by the university of ChicagoPro-Life AssociationThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 9, 1984—19JUST BUY ANY POLAROID 600 SERIES CAMERA OR 5 PACKS OF 600 OR TIME-ZERO FILMAND YOU'LL GET 25% OFF THE PRICE OF ANY ROUND-TRIP COACH ORECONOMY FLIGHT TO ANY CITY TWA FLIES DURING THE SPECIFIED TRAVEL PERIOD.All of us have someplace we've always wanted to see.The great cathedrals of Europe. The Alps. 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