The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 8 The University of Chicago ^Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 5, 1984Summer construction changes campus lookBy David BurkeResults are visible after ayear of heavy construction oncampus. This summer’s workhas put the finishing touches onthe Crerar Library, renovationof the dormitories, and dif¬ferent phases of work on Kentand Ida Noyes halls.The Crerar library is a threestory building the size of a foot¬ball field, sitting on the newlycompleted science quadrangle.The idea of a science library atthis location goes back as faras 1933, but the master plan fora science quadrangle wasdrawn up in 1967. when theHinds Geophysical buildingand the Cummings Biologybuilding were under construc¬tion. At this time, supports were built into Hinds, so that adoor may now be added. Whenthe construction crews finishthe physics teaching center,possibly next spring, equip¬ment now in the way will beremoved and a large openingwill be left on Ellis. Thesechanges will make the newscience quad feel more like aquad and less like “the sciencelibrary in back of Hinds.”Some students worry that thenew library will dampen sociallife on campus by removinghalf of the student body to theother side of Ellis. Pat Swan¬son, director of Crerar, pointedout that too many sciencebuildings remain on theoriginal quads for there to beany polarization, and thoughtthat people might gather on the new pedestrian space in frontof the book store.Whether or not the bookstorewill become any sort of socialplace, student isolation isalways a problem. Describingthe university’s most am¬bitious attempt at improvingstudent life, the renovation ofIda Noyes Hall, Dean ofStudents O’Connell said:“We’re trying to preservethe grace and elegance of theold building, but make it fit theneeds of twentieth centurystudents who want entertain¬ment.”Phase one of the construc¬tion, which is now complete,has brought the building up tovarious fire and handicappedaccess codes, and has madeway for a 500 seat movie theater. The remainder of theconstruction, while payinggreat attention to thebuilding’s original beauty, willcreate enough activities so thatUniversity movie-goers(presently at 1000 perweekend) will be able to walk wants to establish a standingcommittee of students to ad¬vise the administration. Forthe present though, Ida Noyesis a little more useful, butbasically unchanged. As DeanO’Connell said: “Your averagestudent will go in and sayTranscripts trouble studentsBy Michael ElliottStudents returning to themailroom in the basement ofCobb found what for some wasno doubt an unpleasant sur¬prise — unofficial copies oftheir transcripts. Because ofsecurity problems last yearwith bills and grades, the Ad¬ministration had promised Stu¬dent Government (SG; thattranscripts would not be placedinto mailroom folders withouta student’s prior consent.“We just screwed up,” said Dean of the College RichardTaub. “I promised Chris Hill(president of SG) that wewould hold them this quarter,”said Taub, “but the combina¬tion of the mailroom being re¬built and the beginning ofschool caused some confusion.We’re very embarrassed,” headded.Hill responded, “It’s an ex¬planation, but not an excuse,”and wondered “if he would ac¬cept the excuse I screwed up’when accepting papers fromUSFCU staff problemsBy Ravi RajmaneCrippled by a personel short¬age, the University StudentFederal Credit Union(USFCU) announced last Fri¬day that it will indefinitely beunable to accept new accounts.Herb Silverman, UFSCUDirector of Marketing andPublic Relations said thatwhile the Credit Union is notfinancially unstable, it is se¬verely understaffed, and lacksthe manpower needed toprocess the 500-600 expectednew memberships.Silverman stressed that theUSFCU is working as efficient¬ly as possible under its inordin¬ately high transaction volume.“We have roughly a milliondollars in assets yet weprocess over 3.3 million inmonthly transactions. Thissum is comparable to that han¬dled by a credit union tentimes our size,” said Silver-man, adding. “We are doingthe work of a ten million dollarcredit union.”Traditionally, credit unionshave relied upon their own members to volunteer in man¬agement. Currently, of theUSFCU’s 20 staff members, in¬cluding its supervisors andBoard of Directors, all exceptthe Credit Union manager (anMBA-registered CPA) are vol¬unteer workers. Thus to ex¬pand USFCU services, Silver-man initiated a teller trainingprogram and now welcomesall interested students to parti¬cipate.In other matters, Silvermanreiterated the July announce¬ment that the USFCU paid div¬idends for the financialquarter from April 1 to June30. The dividends paid for thatquarter ranged from 5 to 6% ofthe balance for each share ac¬count.Although it made a profit inits first quarter, the 1600-member, 9-month old CreditUnion did not pay the divi¬dends. This decision was basedupon the recommendation ofthe Illinois Credit UnionLeague and the National Cred¬it Union Association. his Humanities class.” Hillsaid “The fact that it was par¬ticularly brought to his atten¬tion made it all the worse. Stu¬dents have a right to expectbetter from their DEan.”Taub said that, in the future,“no student will have anythingput into his folder that he doesnot want anyone else to see.”Taub said that, if students re¬quest confidentiality, itemssuch as bills and grades wouldbe kept by the mailroom atten¬dant and given out only whenan ID was presented.Hill was pleased that the Ad¬ministration was “acknow¬ledging a need,” saying “thereare a lot of people who takevery seriously that their pri¬vate information is in a publicplace where anyone can takewhat they want. It’s good theywill give students this option.” PHOTO BY VIVIAN DERECHINGreenwood Hall...or what used to be Greenwood Hallout of movies into somethingbesides dark quads. But O’Con¬nell described problemsdeciding what to do with thespace. “When we started thisthing,” says O’Connell“nobody mentioned videogames. Then within four years,it looked as if the basementwould be half pub and halfvideo gameroom. Then withintwo more years, you didn’thear about them anymore. Wedon’t want an Ida Noyes thatwill be popular for just threeyears.” Dean O’Connell sayshe wants student input and ‘We’ve got some new fireescapes. So what..’The newly renovated Kentauditorium is open completewith carpeting, cushionedseats, and new lighting, beforethe rest of the building.More work has been finishedon the housing system this yearthan in the past 15 years, in¬cluding the conversion of anapartment building at 1215 E.Hyde Park Blvd., into universi¬ty student housing. This willtake the place of GreenwoodHall, which was closed lastyear.Separation of school and ROTCBy Ravi Rajmaneand Hilary TillWith the first hints duringthe summer of a pendingagreement between the Uni¬versity and the Reserve Of¬ficer Training Corps (ROTC)units in the Chicago area cameciiticism from the faculty thatsuch a link would “militarizethe University of Chicago.”However, Herman Sinaiko,dean of students in the College,cautioned Wednesday that theUniversity is still only at an ex¬ploratory stage in negotiationswith the ROTC and that theUniversity would not house anROTC unit or alter any degreerequirements.Although he has no specificdata, Sinaiko said that “cur¬rently a significant number ofU of C students participate ontheir own in ROTC programsat other universities.” The U ofC has never been involved ineither recruiting or co-admin-istering any of the ROTC pro¬grams.In a July interview (Maroon,July 6, 1984) Sinako stressedthat there will not be an ROTCbase on campus. The possibili¬ty “has never been under con¬sideration in the last fortyyears.”Information about ROTCprograms has been spreadamong U of C students by wordof mouth, said Sinaiko. “By en¬tering into a formal relation¬ ship with the ROTC and an¬other university, we would bedoing little more than legiti¬mizing and publicizing our stu¬dents’ involvement.”The dean also said he wasvery aware of the monetarybenefits of the ROTC pro¬grams for students. “We arenot a wealthy school and we donot have a wealthy studentbody,” he said. “Since ROTCscholarships are competitive.U of C students do very well.The likelihood of getting fi¬nancing aid, sometimes evenenough to cover tuition for allfour years, is rather substan¬tial.”“Any strain removed fromour own finances would be wel¬come,” he added.U of C students currentlyenrolled in the program, how¬ever, do not receive credit fortheir work, nor do the coursesappear on official transcripts.The University, as a liberalarts college, only gives creditto those classes at other uni¬versities for which the U of Chas equivalent academiccourses. But since the Univer¬sity does not have a MilitaryScience or military historycurriculum and therefore nocourses equivalent to ROTCclasses, the University is not li¬kely to give academic creditfor any ROTC classes, saidSinaiko.“Our foremost concern is what is best for the Universityand there is nothing that wouldobligte us to give credit for anROTC unit course,” said Sinai¬ko. “If any demands are madeupon the University to grantcredit for an ROTC unit’sclasses, the U of C will not signa crosstown agreement withthat unit.”Sinaiko said that the Univer¬sity will not give up total con¬trol of its curriculum underany circumstances. “No onecontrols degree requirementsexcept our own faculty,” headded.Realizing that there are anumber of faculty who feelvery strongly against any con¬nection with the ROTC, thedean said he is “very willing tobe persuaded by their views.”Sinaiko said he could also for-see such delicate, but veryserious, concerns arising asthe “integrity of the Universi¬ty’s relationship with the Fed¬eral Government and even thevery academic autonomy ofthe University.”However, Sinaiko againstressed that the negotiationsare in a very preliminary-stage. “First I would have tosee what a relationship withthe ROTC units entails and ifthe programs would profit theCollege. 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Come to a free lesson toregister for the scholarship to this program. If you cannot attend a freelesson, you can call 677-8811 or 965-5596 for information..WIN A FREE SCHOLARSHIP,2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984NEWSNew Science Quad sprouts west of EllisBy Tom Cox ■The University’s $30.9 millionscience quad project, scheduled forcompletion and use sometime early in1985, is the first major addition to thequadrangle system first outlined byHenry Ives Cobb near the turn of thecentury. Unlike the Law School“quad” the two-building Science Quadwith its enclosed lawn is a return to the“masses enclosing spaces” conceptCobb advocated and which has beenthe UofC’s architectural hallmark. Thequad consists of the $22 million CrerarLibrary which opened to the publicSeptember 15 and the $8.9 millionPhysics Teaching Center (PTC), sche¬duled to open for classes by SpringQuarter of ’85. The site is directly westof the main campus quads (nearestquad is Searle Chemistry Labs andSnell-Hitchcock) and just south of thePhysics Department’s main researchlabs, the Enrico Fermi and JamesFranck Research Institutes. A walk¬ way is planned that will cross 57thStreet and connect the PTC with the In¬stitutes.Crerar Library already contains theJohn Crerar collection that had pre¬viously been housed at the Illinois In¬stitute of Technology, and also con¬tains the major science collectionsfrom each of the UofC’s other libraries,including Harper, Regenstein, andEckhart. The new library is so attrac¬tive and offers so many services that,as the University Library System’s Pa¬tricia Swanson said, “Every day I findsomething new I like about it.” Stu¬dents will find a new terminal clusterin Crerar’s basement (opening hasbeen delayed until late October), a can¬teen with vending machines, and thebuilding’s many structural attractions.Especially notable is the three-storyglass atrium that brings light to thecenter of all three above-ground levels.Library capacity is 1.3 million volumesAlumnus mugged at ElBy Yair LandauIt’s “open season for muggers,”claims Paul Sauers, a University alum¬nus who was assaulted at the Garfieldelevated train station last month.Sauers, class of ’84, was taking advan¬tage of the recently-completed CTAlink to O’Hare airport on Sept. 4 at11:30 p.m. when he was attacked bytwo youths.The two male assailants, age approx¬imately 18, struck Sauers in the faceand ran off with his wallet. As he was descending from the platform, ham¬pered by a full backpack, a briefcaseand travel bag, the two youths movedto block his exit. Realizing he could notget past them, Sauers offered to give uphis wallet. He began to remove it whenone of the youths punched him in theleft eye. Sauers’ subsequent screamscared off his assailants and brought tohis aid two Hyde Park women whowere waiting for the bus. The twowomen helped Sauers search for hiswallet and then paid his bus fare.OBS receptionThe Organization of Black Students(OBS is hosting a reception for incom¬ing minority students on Saturday at5:30 p.m. It will be held at Ida Noyes inthe third floor theatre. Dinner will beserved. The OBS steering committeehopes to see you there. The police have been unable to obtainany further information about the rob¬bery but believe it was primarily an actof violence and not financially motivat¬ed. No further information could be ob¬tained concerning similar incidents atthe Howard El station on 55th street be-casue the Chicago and the CTA policerefused to disclose it. on 39 miles of shelves.The similarly ambitious PTC, thoughnot yet complete, has already won anarchitectural design citation from Pro¬gressive Architecture magazine, andoffers some 32,000 net square feet offloor space for classrooms, lecturehalls, and labs. The new facility re¬places Ryerson, where physics classesare now held. Those classes will likely Opening of Crerar’s terminal clusterwas delayed by problems in riggingcommunications lines to the Computa¬tion Center and by late shipment of thechairs that will be used at the new site,according to the Computation Center’sErnie Frommel. He said the clustershould be operating by the end of Oc¬tober, though further delays mightoccur depending on possible problemsPHOTO BY ARTHUR U ELLISThe Crerar Library, larger than a football field, spans the westernborder of the new science quadrangle.be held in the PTC Spring Quarter, andthe vacated Ryerson will be open topossible renovation, including fixingthe fire-code violations that were re¬ported there last year. Ryerson spacewill eventually go to offices andclassrooms for the fledgling ComputerScience Department as well as theMath and Statistics Departments.One of the reasons Physics Depart¬ment members are so pleased with thenew structure is the location; under¬graduates taking their core physicscourses will be a short walk from theirprofessors’ offices and experiments.The arrangement is expected to helpmore undergrads become actively in¬terested in physics. with the communication lines. Crerarwill also soon boast the latest library’advance, public use reference termi¬nals. Presently users must consult ahuman reference-desk worker whouses a terminal, but the new terminalscould be operated by the library userhimself, with only minimal supervi¬sion. Up to four such terminals shouldbe in use at Crerar by early November,and as many as six available at Regen¬stein, according to Swanson. She alsoexplained that no student-run coffeeshop was in place at Crerar because nostudent group had yet approached herto make arrangements for such a ser¬vice.Dr* George Kaganis pleased to announce tothe students and faculty of the University of Chicago,The Hyde Park Community, andthe Kenwood-Hyde Park Branch of the Chicago Dental Societythat he has completed thePost Graduate Curriculumpresented byThe United States Army Dental Care SystemUnited States Army Institute of Dental Researchand- United States Army Dental Activity Walter ReedatWalter Reed Army Medical CenterinWashington, D.C.Consultations at: Phone:516 Hyde Park Bank Bldg. 752-7400The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 5, 1984—3VIEWPOINTSOctober Song:“Do you know what it feels like to be a South-sider in a world of Northsiders?”Jean Shepherd asked that cosmic question nearly30 years ago, and today it sounds an even more tragicovertone. For one brief year — for less than a year:from mid-September, 1983, when the White Soxclinched the division title until July, 1984, when theyfell from grace and first place — it was different. Ourmagic number was on the front page and on the TVnews. Our cute shortstop, mammoth DH, myopic leftfielder, and bow-legged utility man were photo¬graphed, interviewed and quoted. We had the rookieof the year, the manager of the year, the Cy Youngpitcher; and the fair weather, front-running burbiesPHOTO BY VIVIAN DERECHINTed Cohen, professor of life, philosophy, andbaseball in the Collegewere flocking to our Comiskey Park, despite theirconstant fear for their wallets, their designer base-ball-fan clothing, and their hubcaps — a fear asso¬ciated with every expedition they risk south of Wa-tertower Place. And now? Never mind David besidethe fallen Saul. We know, O how the mighty have fall¬en. Now we are swamped by Channel 9 (WGN), videoorgan of the World’s Greatest Newspaper, the Cubsthemselves, who are owned by the World’s GreatestNewspaper. It is inescapable.Since the Dodgers and Giants moved west of base¬ball country, Chicago has been the only hard, solid,two-team city. That means that nearly every Chica¬go baseball fan loves one team and therein hates theother. Don’t ask why: that’s how it is. In Glencoe orHighland Park or on the moon you will find people wowere Sox-men last year and are Cub-dubs this year,but if you think they are fans, you probably think thatCal Tech is a university and that Gene Siskel is amovie critic.Our problem is to get through this with dignity andgrace, and if it is morally and logically possible, evento find some pleasure in the 1984 Cubs. To solve theproblem we must try to act on this injunction: “Fi¬nally, be courteous, impartial and firm, and so com¬pel respect from all.” (From the General Instruc¬tions to Umpires section of the Official BaseballRules.) To do that we should heed three admoni¬tions:First, we must not turn against the Sox. Back-seatmanaging is inevitable, and we must do it, but wemust be reasonable and never forget that they areour team and therefore their grief is our grief and wecan’t get rid of it by blaming them.Second, when lamenting the year, be constructive Sox fans deal with ’84 bluesin your criticism. For instance, do not get down onGreg Luzinski for failing to bat his weight. (No onecan bat Luzinski’s weight). Don’t smolder over theacquisition of Roy Smalley. (After all he has a game¬winning RBI. We’re nine games out of first place. Ifmanagement had brought in eight more like Smal¬ley, we’d be on top.) We have a left fielder who can’tcatch, a center fielder who can’t throw, and a desig¬nated hitter who can’t run when he does hit. Right.But these men were all playing last year, when wewon. So? So let us go on, like all distressed fans, sup¬posing tht we know what went wrong, what would im¬prove the team. Let us say that Roland Hemond isthe most overrated player-getter in both leagues,that he completely misapprehended the probablestate of the bullpen, deciding that Reed would do inplace of Lamp and Koosman, and that the records ofhis teams speak for his general management. Let usinsist that Walker play all the time, even against left¬handers, that Kittle either learn to hit for at leastsome non-negative average or be made permanentDH, and that Luznski either shape up or be traded forthe senior appointment the English Departmentneeds. (Let’s hope Luzinski makes it. He has been anexcellent hitter, and he’s a very decent man. If hedoesn’t sign with the Sox, maybe we should appointhim to the faculty.) But let’s not take ourselves soseriously, and let us be sure that we understand thatwe may know what we are talking about — a realiza¬tion perfectly consistent with the most intelligentfanship. (As Lefty Freud first noted, every real fanbelieves that he knows what’s what and also knowsthat he may not. This phenomenon is studied in thePhilosophy Department’s epistemology courses.)LaRussa is doing the same things he did last year,except for desperation moves in August and Sep¬tember, mostly have to do, or not to do with the bull¬pen. Leave him alone. Let’s get a backup catcherwho can hit at least somebody's weight, some relieffor the pitchers, off-season batting practice for Kittle(curve balls, please), a little of this and that, and gowith what we’ve got.Third, let us not become entangled in stupid inter¬division and inter-league comparisons in a foolish ef¬fort to depreciate the Cubs. Last year and this wehave had to put up with being told that the Sox play ina weak division. The proofs alleged are that mostteams in the AL West lose more than they win, and that since the A’s of a decade ago, the AL West win¬ner not only fails to win the Series but virtuallyalways fails to get into the Series. Piffle. We are notimpressed. And we will not retort in kind. No suchstooping for us. Not for us to say that in the NL Westno one but San Diego, with players bought from else¬where (a third baseman and a goose from the AL),wins more than loses. And in the NL East all the Cubshad to beat were the pre-pubescent Mets and the poorold broken-down Phillies, authors of some of the stu¬pidest trades of recent memory (which set up theCubs), and in contention only because of our own stu¬pidity in letting them get Koosman. This is the divi¬sion, after all, whose winner last year went on to rep¬resent the NL in the Series and won one out of five.We will not say those things.Let us face the truth and be glad of it. The Cubs aremore fashionably loved. They are the darlings ofRonald Reagan, Mike Royko. George Will, JamesThompson, Walter Jacobson, and countless SouthernCalifornians displaced from Chicago and not yetmembers of Tom Lasorda’s body-surfing group. Butthe Cubs also have their true fans. They deservetheir year, as do those very, very few, extraordinaryfans of both teams — my daughter, for instance. Andit is a kind of miracle for the city to have 4,000,000 inComisky Park and Wrigley Field.Next year, perhaps, the left side of the Cubs willcollapse: third base and shortstop will go scleroticand left field will run completely out of luck as it con¬tinues to run the wrong way for fly balls. Next year,certainly, the Sox will be back on top. No matter. Wewill still be less celebrated, for we are the South-siders in a world of Northsiders. It suits us, damn it;make the most of it. We are the Midwest in a countryof Coasts. We are the University of Chicago in a citywhich thinks we are a branch of the University of Illi¬nois (you’ll believe me when a taxi drops you offsome night on Halsted Street in front of Hull House),and in a country which imagines tht we are the LakeMichigan extension of CCNY. We aren’t in the IvyLeague, the Big Ten, or the Bay Area. Does that tro¬uble you? Transfer to the Sorbonne, or to Brown. TheWhite Sox will never be America’s team, or even Chi¬cago’s team. Does that trouble you? Go sing withHarry in Wrigley Field.Ted CohenDirector of Undergraduate Studies in BaseballMr. Reagan begins bombingin less than five minutesAll of you have probably heard of our President’sinfamous sense of humor. All of you also know (un¬less you’ve been working in the Reg for too long) thaton August II, during a microphone check, the Presi¬dent joked that he had outlawed Russia, and that“we begin bombing in five minutes.” Ha, Ha.Most of the world saw it for what it was — an irre¬sponsible statement made at an inopportune time.The Soviets, however, issued the Russian version of“we are not amused.” In fact, it has recently beenrevealed that immediately following the release ofthe President’s joke, the Soviet naval base at Vladi¬vostok announced it was “going into a state of waragainst the United States.” Fortunately, that orderwas later cancelled.The issue here is not that our President made ajoke in poor taste; it is rather the consistent lack ofresponsibility on his part to accept the consequencesof his actions. In areas ranging from his dealingswith the Soviet Union to his foreign policy in the Mid¬dle East, he has either failed to accept responsibilityfor his failures, or he has taken further irresponsibleaction to worsen the situation.Responsibility is a necessary part of the office ofPresident of the United States. Indeed, when a presi¬dent attempts to evade, or takes responsibility what¬ soever for his actions, it weakens not only his person¬al image, but the image of his country as well.It was not just his silly joke which prompted thisresponse — the joke was simply the icing on what isgetting to be a very large cake. When the U S. Em¬bassy in Beirut was recently bombed, the Presidentimmediately attempted to put the blame on theCarter Administration, despite the fact that two pre¬vious bombings had occurred in Beirut during Rea¬gan’s term of office. Although he later retracted hisstatement, the irresponsible act of transferringblame had already damaged the office of the Presi¬dent.The President’s gung-ho America attitude is an¬other example of irresponsible rhetoric. While thePresident continues to expand rosy pictures of lifefrom his re-election pulpit, the nation is faced with athreatening federal deficit, a staggering third worlddebt, and hostile relations with one of the most pow¬erful nations on earth. Part of the Presidents job is totell it like it is: People have faith in the office of thePresident, it is the duty of the man (or woman) inthat office to repay their trust not with irresponsiblerhetoric, but with responsible action. This is some¬thing the President has failed to do.Nick HirschThe Chicago Maroon LETTERSThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois 60637, phone 962-9555.Cliff GrammichEditor in chiefFrank LubyManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews EditorHilary TillNews EditorRosemary BlinnFeatures Editor Burt RosenViewpoints EditorDennis ChanskySports EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorWally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal Editor Lisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Tim Goodell, DonHaslam, Edward Hemstadt, Keith Horvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Victor King, John Kotz, Mi¬chael Kotze, Cathy LeTourneau, L. D. Lurvey, Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane, Nathan Schop-ya, Mark W Slienndii, Geuff Sheii^, Ellyit SUeed, Bob Tiavis, Donna Tiillei Better food for better scoresTo the editor :Monday, September 24, was the firstday of placement exams for first-yearstudents. The importance of these testshad been repeatedly emphasized, be¬fore and after their arrival on campus.Thank you CTSTo the editor:This is to thank the Seminary Co-opBookstore for it’s good will and ex¬traordinary generosity in assistingwith the “Books for China” collectionlast spring. In part because of it’s coop¬eration, over 600 books were collectedthrough the Department of English andshipped to the Beiging Foreign Lan¬guages Institute.Harvey Teres Yet despite a general awareness of thisfact on the part of University staff andstudents alike food service at PierceHall did not supply an adequate break¬fast. There was no hot food served atPierce, only danish and grapefruit. Incontrast Woodward Court served eggsand fritters. Mr. Hennessey’s newcomputer (which he seemed so proudof at last week’s housing staff dinner,where we dined on prime rib and as¬paragus) did not stop new studentsfrom being served a poor meal beforetheir morning math exams. This seem¬ing lack of concern for first-year stu¬dents stomachs on their very first dayof academic activity is a bad omen. Orperhaps it is a realistic taste of thingsto come.Aled R. Tien, Lower Ricket R.A.Michael J. Lotus, Hale House R.A. 1>4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984It’sRockport Walk Week.Walk for the health of it.Walking has been found to be one of the bestways to make yourself feel better and become morephysically fit.But before this can happen, you need the shoedesigned especially for walking. RocSports.* Theexclusive Rockport Walk Support System" makesRocSports the perfect shoe to walk in. 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Worthmuch more than the $74,000 asking pace.FIRST TIME.STUDENT VOLUNTARISM WEEKOCTOBER 8 - 12, 1984"TAKE TIME TO SERVE"THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11* Service organization booths set up in Cobb Hall &the Reynolds Club — all day.* STATE REPRESENTATIVE BARBARA FLYNNCURRIE — Social Science Building room 122,4:00 p.m. Topic: What You Can Do For YourCountry: Voluntarism in the '80s.FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12* Service organization booths set up in Cobb Hall &the Reynolds Club — all day.* ALDERMAN LAWRENCE BLOOM - SocialScience Building room 122, 3:00 p.m. Topic: TheNeeds of Chicago in the Decade to Come.University in the Community.MONDAY, OCTOBER 8* Service organization booths set up in Cobb Hall &the Reynolds Club — all day.* SG & Circle K Literacy Tutoring Project — IdaNoyes Hall room 306, 7:30 p.m.TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9* Service Organization booths set up in Cobb Hall &the Reynolds Club — all day.WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10* Service organization booths set up in Cobb Hall &the Reynolds Club — all day.* STATE SENATOR RICHARD NEWHOUSE andUNIVERSITY DIRECTOR OF SPECIAL PRO¬GRAMS LARRY HAWKINS — Reynolds ClubNorth Lounge, 4:00 p.m. Topic: The Role of the—Sponsored by the Student Government Community Relations Committee—psygpij ■?*****$Sr~ 4 ’ *&'«ilS&>«!#»«mSS^mif4?%^ r<£^l Vn g -figs* w>«»% pgsPgQEyftrcigSg•—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, Octobers, 1984',«/, ?- -'-■ fcV- smjijjf:NEWSSummer crime: students warned of upswingBy Hilary TillWhen living in an urban area, one isoften told to always be cautious and touse common sense. This advice is espe¬cially important for returning studentsin view of the instances of crime com¬mitted over the summer.In late July, a female University stu¬dent was raped and robbed at knifepoint on the south west side of HydePark. The incident occurred at one ofUniversity housing’s apartment build¬ings.The victim told the Maroon that shewanted to warn women of the multi¬ plicity of situations in which a sexualassault could occur. She said thatwomen should realize that rapes do notjust occur in dark alleys late at night,and that rapes are not only perpetratedby men with questionable appear¬ances. In her case, she said, she was at¬tacked by a well-dressed man in herapartment building while it was stilllight out. (Maroon, 7-27-84)Also in late July, a University of Chi¬cago graduate student wrs raped on aThursday morning at 43rd St. and thelakefront. The student was joggingnear the lake when a man jumped her and forced her into the men’sbathroom oi a park district shed.(Maroon, 8-3-84)Over the summer, there were manyreported incidences of students beingmugged and/or beaten up at the How¬ard El stop at 327 E. Garfield.In an interview, Jonathan Kleinbard,vice-president for University news andcommunity affairs, cited statisticswhich show that crime is up in theHyde Park-South Kenwood neighbor¬hood. (Maroon, 8-3-84) He did this to il¬lustrate his point of the necessity ofbeing cautious and using commonRegistration conflicts with holidaysBy A1 KnappA conflict between the Jewish newyear Rosh Hashana and registrationfor classes posed a serious problem forentering Jewish students. The Jewishhigh holiday began at sundown onWednesday and ended at sundown Fri¬day, at which time the Sabbath began.These back-to-back holidays effective¬ly eliminated registration for studentsobserving the holidays. orientation, made many accomoda¬tions for students. A letter sent out inearly summer notified students of theconflict. Observing students were un¬able to register early since placementtest scores were unavailable. Insteadthey were allowed to register Mondaywithout fines or punishment. Orienta¬tion aides provided help for studentswho couldn’t write or carry materialsdue to their observance. students have “improved immensely.”He points to the kosher board contractnow available at Hillel.A meeting with the deans has beenscheduled, Liefer continued, “in abouttwo weeks” to discuss solutions to fu¬ture scheduling conflicts. sense when living in an urban areasuch as this one.Kleinbard said that unverified crimestatistics suggest that crime has in¬creased by fifteen percent in the areafor the first seven months of this yearcompared to the same period last year.The area for which these statisticswere compiled is bounded by 47th St.and 61st St. on the north and south andby Cottage Grove Ave. and Lake ShoreDrive on the west and east.Kleinbard said that the biggest in¬creases in crime were in burglariesand robberies. Based on the initial po¬lice reports, he said that there was anincrease of over sixty percent in bur¬glaries during the past seven monthsas compared to the same period lastyear. Robberies occurring in the streetincreased by over thirty percent, hesaid.Kleinbard said that even thoughthere are indications that crime is upover last year, it appears that theamount of crime is less than it was twoyears ago.Third-year law student1984-85 OmbudsmanDean of Students Herman Sinaiko ex¬plained that “to some extent, the situa¬tion was unavoidable,” since the Uni¬versity’s calender “is set years inadvance according to the needs of theUniversity.”Rabbi Dan Liefer, director of Hillel,agreed that this year’s situation wasunique. But he said that the only way toavoid such conflicts is to “start theschool year in late August.”Liefer noted that an agreement be¬tween the University provost and Hillelguarantees that the first two days ofclasses will never begin on Rosh Ha¬shana or Yom Kippur. It also assuresthat there will always be a registrationday that does not fall on a Jewish holi¬day.Sinaiko and Jean Treese, director of Liefer confirmed that “there wasmore forethought and concern thanever before.” However, he thought that“communication needed to be im¬proved. Many students, he believed,did not feel comfortable with the ar-rangements^and would rather not havedone it, but added that “things workedout.”Liefer also said, “many studentspanicked and didn’t understand thatthey could still get into all the coursesthey wanted.”Treese received “no complaints”and Sinaiko said “no more than a dozenstudents registered on Monday.”Liefer concluded that relations be¬tween the University and the Jewish Mark Hughes, a third year Universi¬ty of Chicago Law School student, hasbeen named Student Ombudsman.Hughes’ appointment marks the firsttime a Law School student has heldthat position, according to Ralph Ha¬milton, an assistant dean of students inthe university.Hughes received his undergraduatedegree from the U. of C. in 1978.Hughes previously worked for thePeace Corps in Liberia. He has alsoworked as a teacher as well as for apublic defender.“The job of the Student Ombudsmanis to watch out for students who haveproblems that can not be handled through normal channels,” saidHughes. The Student Ombudsman canhelp students with such varied prob¬lems as sexual harassment, trafficfines or grade appeals, according toHughes.The Student Ombudsman cannotnecessarily solve a student’s problem,but the new Ombudsman insists thathis office is, “a good place for studentsto start.” Once a student contactHughes, the new Ombudsman will dohis best to lead him through the oftenconfusing bureaucracy of the universi¬ty.Hughes replaces former Student Om¬budsman Jean O'Brien.Express Yourself!The Chicago Maroon in¬vites students and faculty alike,to express their feelingsthrough our Viewpoints andLetters page.If there is something annoy¬ing you, or something youwould just like to make peopleaware of, say it through theMaroon.You can reach The Maroonoffice at 962-9555, or you canwrite a Viewpoint or letter, andleave it in the Viewpoints boxat the Maroon office (1212 E.59th St., Ida Noyes Hall, 3rdFloor). MORRY’SINCREDIBLESUNDAYDINNERSPECIALSFREE CAN OF SODA, COFFEE OR TEAWITH EACH DINNER!ONE-HALF BARBECUED CHICKEN DINNERWITH BARBECUED BEANS, COLE SLAW & SALADBEEF KABOB DINNERWITH BARBECUED BEANS, COLE SLAW & SALADCHARBROILED BROOK TROUT DINNERWITH BARBECUED BEANS, COLE SLAW & SALAD1/2-LB. CHARBROILED SKIRT STEAK DINNERWITH BARBECUED BEANS, COLE SLAW & SALAD *9***319*329*329Other Sunday Favorites...FREE BAG OF CHIPS WITH EACH ORDER!LOX, BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE S ^ 49Va-LB. CHARBROILED STEAKBURGER $247Y2-LB. CHAR-DOG $247And...DELI SANDWICHES!On Sunday, for your convenience, we also carry mostof our posted deli sandwiches. Our staff willbe happy to assist you with your selection!ONLY ONSUNDAY AT ... . MORRY’SIN HUTCHINSON COMMONSOPEN SUNDAY FROM 11 A M. TO 8 P.M.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984-FOTO ESSAYCHICAGO'aocast/ v\ *nd deck^1° ***-°N Back °C°N0,r,ONS CREDENTIALDISPLAYED AT **• 'MUST•MMiBA *T All times,.is/i TRANAFFILIATION^r\ A —- <4hate this job By Arthur U. EllisI would like to start by dedicatingthis, hopefully the first of manyFoto Essays to come, to the loyalMaroon readers who are lookingfor something more interestingthan a foto of Hanna and an articleon the mailroom. and wantsomething to look at after readingBloom County.The foto's on these pages repre¬sent my first try at taking fotos ofboth a professional sport and of abaseball game. I hope that myreaders (viewers) approve. I alsotried to mix the foto’s of the dif¬ferent teams, Cardinals, WhiteSox, Twins and Cubs, because I didnot really care who won. (Also, noone would give me a press pass forthe playoffs or the series.)The games were interesting. Iwent to the Sox game after my pull¬ing my first allnighter of the year. Ihad a lot of fun, but the excitementof being given access to just abouteverything never wore off. (I couldnot bring myself to using the waterfountain in the dugout when I wasthirsty, however). Even worse, mypoor little Pentax felt very inferior to the other Photographers ‘com¬pany equipment’ which consistedof F3s and FE2s with thesebeautiful big black lenses.By the Cubs game, four dayslater, I was much more relaxed,the Orientation issue was out, Ididn’t have to move all of mypossessions into the dorm the nextday and hope that all of my boxeswere still there, I got drunk thenight before, and last but not least,things were going great with mynew girlfriend. Except for arrivingat the game an hour and a half ear¬ly, the game was great. I used the“bubbler” in the dugout, talked tothe other reporters and even met aplayer who came down with a sud¬den case of arthritis when asked forautographs. He, however, did notseem to have any problems withbatting practice a minute later; heclaimed it was all in the grip.Anyone else that might be in¬terested in doing a Foto Essay, orhas an idea for another one, pleasecontact me at 962-9555.1 would alsolike to thank Frank for his help andinspiration.FOTO ESSAYAndy Van Slyke being thrown out in a double play in the top of the How many more inches?7thHow many more innings?The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1964—9My friends hard at work f 1 "W ii jM1r# m»*h. *> ijSL * 13 » m' s #iLiNEWSSG committees hold organizational meetingsStudent Government committees willbe holding introductory meetings nextweek, and all interested students areinvited to attend. These committeesare the executive organs of StudentGovernment which work on issues andprojects for the benefit of Universitystudents, and membership on them isopen to all students. Current or pre¬vious membership in SG is not requiredto be part of a committee, although stu¬dents serving on SG must also work ona committee.Anyone interested in an SG commit¬tee who cannot attend the first meetingshould call the SG office at 962-9732.Committees include:ACADEMIC AFFAIRSMonday Oct. 8. 7:30 pm, RegensteinLobbyAcademic Affairs will be organizingthe Open University series of mini¬courses, and will also discuss the Proj¬ect 1984 recommendations and ways topromote compliance with the CollegeReading Period.ACTIVITIESTuesday Oct. 9, 6:30 pm Reynolds ClubNorth LoungeActivities include planning the up¬coming Autumn festival, and lots offun-loving people are needed to helpout. People with artistic talent areespecially needed.COMMUNITY RELATIONSMonday October 8, 7:30 pm, Ida NoyesSun Parlor (outside room 306)The Community Relations Commit¬tee is organizing a Literacy TutoringProject to help underprivileged arearesidents learn basic reading skills.GRADUATE STUDENTAFFAIRSTuesday October 9, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes306The Graduate Affairs Committee isundertaking a thorough study of howmore affordable child day care can beprovided for University couples, andwill also concern itself with otherissues of particular concern to gradu¬ ate and professional students.MINORITY AFFAIRSMonday October 8, 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes306Minority Affairs will be exploring awide range of concerns of various mi¬nority groups on campus, and discuss¬ing concrete ideas for making all stu¬dents feel that they are full andwelcome members of the Universitycommunity. They are also planning aRound Table discussion on minority ad¬missions in conjunction with the Stu¬dent Services Committee.STUDENT REPRESENTATIONTuesday Oct. 9, 6:30 pm, Ida Noyes306This committee works to improvestudent involvement and input into Uni¬versity decisionmaking. Specific con¬cerns will include development of aCollege student representative bodyand an Outreach program to get morestudents from throughout the Universi¬ty involved in SG.STUDENT SERVICESTuesday Oct. 9, 7:30pm, Regenstein Li¬braryThis committee is organizing aRound Table discussion on minority ad¬mission issues. It will also work on ex¬panding and improving the new SGBook Exchange, developing a bettersystem for students on campus seekingrides to various areas of the country,and other projects that directly benefitUniversity students.UNIVERSITY SERVICESTuesday Oct. 9, 8:30 pm, RegensteinLobbyThis committee’s wide-ranging man¬date is to explore issues and seek im¬provement in non-academic servicesprovided to students by the University.Current concerns include extension ofhours at various University facilities,seeking white phones on the Midway,getting a stop sign or crosswalk to im¬prove safety along the 5800th block ofWoodlawn Avenue, and improving stu¬dent health and mental health ser¬vices.CONTACTLENSESOUR REGULAR PRICE• 30 day extendedwear lensesor* Tinted soft lensesONLY$4995Professional fee additional.< required IOffer expires 10/12/84.Contact LensesUnlimited1 \ \\S 1 ( )\ MW l()W\ (.()! !> ((> AS 11 7_ 1 SIn i m.i 11 \u J'.Mt \ 1 l.itl Si 1 »»*>! \ Ki.-h M |M.l llll >*-*1 M'*< V Nr.,., r ,tv,.,;. Mi‘ n f . {. r | )r .k M.’Mh J10—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984 TIRED OF STUDYING?YOUR READINGSKILLS CAN BEIMPROVEDDISCOVERHOW...FREE!RAPID READING AND TEST-TAKING SKILLS•FREE Reading Skills Demonstration ClassDr. Rorence Schale is an acknowledged expert in reading research. Hermethods have been proven with thousands of pupils. This free demonstrationwill prove that she can help you read faster, comprehend better.Fri.,Oct. 5, • 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. FREE•MINI RAPID READINGTwo day workshop aimed at developing faster and more critical readingabilities on standard materials $90.00•REINFORCED READING - Develop Speed with Comprehension.Keep pace with expanding knowledge by learning to read multilevel materialsfaster with deeper levels of comprehension... also learn to relax tensioninhibiting recall under pressure of test-taking. $200.00Classes are held In the HYDE PARK CO-OP FEDERAL CREDITUNION training room, Lower Level, Hyde Park CO-OP, 55th & Lake Park.REGISTRATIONTo register, return this form with money or check payable to Dr. Rorence Schale %HYDE PARKCO-OP FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, 1526 E. 55tn 5t., Chicago, 11.60615. Check Courr—MINI RAPID READINGRAPID READINGPlease fill in Name: . 2 Fridays. 10/12 & 10/19. 6:00-9:00 p.m._ 7 Fridays, 10/12-11/23, 6:00-9:00 p.m.Address.Tel: For further information, cal) Dr. Florence Schale, 2884)336.Cal for ftudant or CradH Union Mambtr dtacouniIi—Mki j£ -musT*• inumr'i -uww *ff m'jyj&iiFEATURESLarry Hawkins calls voluntarism 'responsibility'By Rosemary BlinnLarry Hawkins, director of specialprograms in the College, will speak onthe role of a University in helping itssurrounding community onWednesday, October 10 at 4 p.m. inthe North Lounge of Reynolds Club.Hawkins is one of the keynotespeakers for Voluntarism Week,October 8-12.Larry Hawkins works about 70hours a week. He’s not a Wall Streetmoney magnate or an up-and-cominglawyer. In fact, an understated titlefor his position is Director of SpecialPrograms at the U of C. He makesonly a little more money than aregular school teacher, and yet heclaims to really like what he’s doing.He spends his time teaching;coordinating Upward Bound, the PilotEnrichment Program (PEP), andother programs for local high schoolstudents who need help. In his sparetime, he coaches sports (and has for28 years) at public high schools,raises money and extols voluntarismas a public responsibility.Hawkins won’t get rich doing hisjob, but he is making headway inupgrading the quality of education inHyde Park. He works out of a fewsmall offices in Gates-Blake withmajor support from the University.Hawkins became involved with the Uof C in 1968 when he was coachinghigh school basketball and heardabout a new position in the Universityfor a coordinator of programs fordisadvantaged students.One national program that Hawkinshas organized is Upward Bound, anafter-school and Saturday programwhich tries to give students who areconsidering dropping out of school theextra motivation they need to staywith it. Those students will eventuallyreturn to the public school system.Also, the Pilot Enrichment Programis a more formal mini-magnet type school program for high schoolstudents who show promise but need abetter educational environment.Hawkins explains that students need aschool situation where education isthe student’s main interest, andtherefore he has tried to create aserious academic environmentthrough PEP. PEP classes are held atLarry Hawkinsthe U of C on Tuesdays andThursdays, as well as during thesummer.These programs have grown in sizeto the point where Hawkins must lookfor large lecture rooms. The PEPprogram, for example, will have 60students this year.The U of C is more advanced thanother schools in its involvement inimproving the surroundingcommunity schools, but the nationaltrend towards this type of voluntarismis shown by the fact that there arenow 450 Upward Bound programs inthroughout the country.Part of the reason that programsSELL YOUR STUFFat the annual SAOFLEA MARKETmSAT., OCT. 610-4IDA NOYES PARKING LOT(if rain, Ida Noyes Gym)$2 to reserve your spaceSIGN UP IN SAO, IDA NOYES RM. 210 like PEP and Upward Bound are notin the spotlight may be that they arewell-established at the U of C by now.Few students know that theparticipants in these programs areanything other than regular, if not alittle young-looking, U of C students.However, the University has limitedits recognition of the people like LarryHawkins and others who organizeprograms to help improve theneighborhood surrounding theUniversity campus. Not only thepublic, but also U of C students andfaculty are unaware of what specialprograms are going on. “There arestill people here who say, ‘Gee, I don’tknow what you do,’’ Hawkins admits.The University may not say muchabout its support of the programs thatHawkins heads but financially it hasmade major contributions to in termsof space, money, and people.Hawkins’ salary is paid by theUniversity.The rest of the program funding andsupport comes from federal aid (forUpward Bound), and grants. The U ofC development office has pitched inby getting the program grants forspecific programs such as anupcoming sports conference to whichdevelopment has arranged forsomeone to give $10,000 in servicesand several thousand more in money.Hawkins works to involve theparents of PEP students in theprogram as part of his belief thatpeople have a responsibility to pass onsome of their knowledge andexperience. This fall, he is askingstudents to bring home a list onon-campus U of C activities and topick some lectures to attend withtheir parents.Public school teachers have alsocome to Hawkins’ aid. During theteachers strike in 1983, teachers cameand volunteered as tutors at the U ofC program.The fact that the special remedial programs exist indicates that thestudents in Chicago schools are notreceiving the full education they needto then go on to college or a job. Onesolution that has not fully been used,and which Hawkins says could help alot if run properly, is using parents inthe public schools, doing anythingfrom monitoring the halls to tutoringthe students in math.In order for parental involvement towork on a citywide scale, however,Hawkins comments that massivereforms will be needed. “The publicschool Board of Education should lookat which they need to do by gettinginto the dust and dirt of it,” Hawkinssaid, emphasizing that personalinvolvement is the key.PEP has used the U of C’scomputers, libaries, and otherfacilities to give the students involvedas thorough an experience as possible.Several PEP students have then goneon to the U of C for theirundergraduate degrees. Thatcarryover has improved in the pastfew years as well. Hawkins observesthat while only a few former PEPstudents used to graduate from the Uof C, there are now about eight suchstudents, a substantial increase.Those who get in but elect not toattend the U of C do so in part becausof the schools expense.Hawkins pushes voluntarism as aduty for adults because he observes,“After all you receive, it’s reasonableto give something back.”Three compelling reasons tovolunteer that Hawkins stressedinclude: 1. the chance to strengthenwhat you know, 2. the opportunity tolearn how to do something, 3. and thechance to give to others.In Hawkins’ program, it has beenhighly successful. There is currently95% parental participation and,“There’s a direct correlation betweenwhat parents do and that the studentslearn,” he added.NEWSSG runs Voluntarism Week Oct. 8-12The Student Government Communi¬ty Relations Committees hasdesignated October 8-12 as StudentVoluntarism Week. The week willserve to provide a forum in which todiscuss voluntarism issues as well as toencourage more students to give theirtime.“We just want the University com¬munity to be aware of the needs andconcerns of others,” said Joan Spoerl,Community Relations Committeechair. Spoerl is also president of CircleK, a U of C service club.Throughout the week, local politi¬cians and U of C Special ProgramsDirector, Larry Hawkins, will speak onissues such as what volunteers can dofor their country in the 80’s, andChicago’s future needs.Campus service organizations willexplain their services in the NorthLounge of Reynolds Club on Tuesday.One project group that many U of Cstudents are involved in is VolunteersServices at the U of C Hospitals andClinics. Student volunteers work threehour shifts weekly and get on-hands ex¬perience in the Emergency Room, In¬tensive Care, and other departments.The U of C Blood Bank also needsvolunteers to work in the donationroom and give blood. The Blood Bankregularly sponsors blood drives.Circle K is the only U of C organiza¬tion devoted solely to service. Par¬ticipants visit Wyler’s Children’sHospital on holidays, help organize theInfant Welfare Society’s benefit at theShedd Aquarium, and work at SpecialOlympics events. One Circle K eventlast year was an on-campus Thanksgiv¬ing food drive for.which members col¬lected over 1000 non-perishable fooditems. The U of C club also worked withother Circle K clubs in the IllinoisEastern Iowa district to raise $3300 forSpina Bifida.There are many more places tovolunteer on and off campus, though.Some include: the U of C Hotline, theHyde Park Food Pantry and Soup Kit-chen, The STEP Tutoring Programs The Blue Gargoyle Student VolunteerBureaus, and the Chicago EducationCorps which runs the Adopt-a-SchoolProgram and the Homework Hotline.The University Student FederalCredit Union (UFSCU) has been so suc¬cessful that it now needs help. UFSCUhas been advised not to accept newmembers until they recruit morevolunteers.Student volunteers are also neededfor an SG and Circle K literacy tutoringproject. Volunteers in this programwill teach reading skills to under¬privileged Hyde Park area residents.The first organizational meeting forthis project will be Monday, Oct 8 at7:30 p.m. in Ida Noyes Hall, room 306.Students who currently volunteerwill also be recognized during theweek. Hanna Gray, president of theUniversity, has already written a letterin support of the week. Joan Spoerl en¬courages all students to spare time tovolunteer, saying, “There are tons ofgroups on campus-just find which onesyou’re interested in.”Fall electionsRun for an SG officeThe Student Government fall elec¬tions will be held on Tuesday andWednesday, Oct. 16th and 17th. The fol¬lowing positions will be available: 4College Freshman seats in the Asse¬mbly, 1 Shoreland seat, 4 SocialScience, 4 Business School. 1 SSA, and 1Divinity, as well as two seats on theStudent-Faculty-Administi ation Court.Petitions and election rules are nowavailable in the Student Activities Of¬fice (Ida Noyes 210). Those who pickedup petitions at Students ActivitiesNight should also be sure to pick up theelection rules.Petitions will be due no later than12:00 Noon on Saturday, October 13.Questions should be directed to BradSmith, Elections and Rules chair, at962-9732.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 5, 1984—11Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!Students & Professors welcome. Immediateoccupancy! For more information on anyapartment listed below, call Mr. Collina,Sack Realty Co.684-89005521 Everettrefrigerator, and hot water,Keys in Sack office, orcall Ledic at 643-2326 5100 Cornell1 bedroom apartments startat $380/month. Stove, refrig¬erator, heat, hot water, carpet,cooking gas and electric included.To see apartment, go to theoffice in building 9-5 M-F,9-12 Saturday.-5212 Cornell2.5 room and studio apartmentsavailable for immediate occupancy,heat, hot water, electric, and cookinggas included in rent. Stove and refrig¬erator furnished. Rents start at$260/mo„ adults only, no pets.Keys in Sack office or after 5:30 p.m.at 5212 Cornell building office.Wed.-Fri. 5:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m.Saturday 12:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. • OFF STREET PARKING!5537 Everett4 room, 1 bedroom, living room, dining room and kitchen, heathot water, stove and refrigerator, furnished.$420/month, adults only.N. Keys in Sack office.5120 Harper2.5 room$285/month 3.5 room$380/monthStove, refrigerator, carpet, heatand hot water, furnished. Keys inSack office or call Mirko 288-4391The Sack Realty Company, Inc.1459 east hyde park boulevardChicago, Illinois 6061512—The Chicago Maroon—F riday, October 5, 19«4COMICSRALLY BY FRANK LUBYWho’s really running this country?If roaches aren’t in charge of the U.S.Capitol in Washington, they may soonbe. A University of Florida professorhas been studying this new strain ofpesticide-resistant cockroach that hecalls the U.S. House ofRepresentatives Roach.These tough bugs became immuneto the effects of regular pesticidesbecause they received such high dosesof it at the Capitol. The professor willuse the 250,000 roaches of this strainthat he has so far collected to test anew bug killer developed by a NewJersey chemical company.V ***McDonalds will be lowering theirarches to be allowed to set up inEvanston, Illinois. Original plans for aMcDonalds in the suburban towncalled for 17 foot high golden archessign and bright red canopies over thewindows. 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StateThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984—27U'JOl JC rulK\OUiTuil^2'-'I■. C : Compare our amenities:* Health Spa with fitness center, whirlpool, sauna and exercise programs* European-style supermarket with competitive pricing on nationally advertisedbrands, teatured on Channel 5 as reporter Barry Bernson’s "favorite gourmet market’- Computer terminal access to University of Chicago’s mainframe* Private 4-acre arboretum* Cable TV? Shuttle service to the University* O’Hare limousine service at our door- Enclosed, heated parking- 24 hour doorman, concierge, security and maintenance- Valet dry cleaning and laundry facilities- Hospitality suite- Across from tennis courts, playground and beaches- Bus and commuter trains within a blockFabulous Lake viewsAnd our rente:Heat and air conditioning includesStudios from $430 to $490One bedroom from $505 to $595Two bedrooms from $640 to $790Three bedrooms from $780 to $885288-5050t1 a.m. to 7 p.m. weekdaysThe Clinton Company■ ;•« vNEWSWhat Chicago did over summer vacationBy Hilary TUIwith Cliff Grammichand KC MorrisWhat did all of you returningstudents miss by not staying on campusthis summer? Besides all the IM soft-ball excitement and noontime concerts,you missed a whole range of events, ac¬tivities, and changes happening here atthe good ole U of C. Here’s a recap ofthe summer news on the Quads.There is one less bar in Hyde Parksince spring quarter. The Hyde-a-Way,located at 1601 E. 55th St., lost its leaseearly in the summer after five years ofexistence. (Maroon, 6-29-84)Another sobering change since spr¬ing quarter is the intention of theUniversity to strictly enforce parkingrules around campus. Parking scof-flaws will no longer be merely awardedeasily disposed of parking tickets. Theyalso will be given less easily disposed oforange stickers which will be placedfor them on the passenger side windowof their illegally parked vehicles. Thispolicy went into effect July 9. (Maroon,6-29-84)The directorship of the Career andPlacement Services (CAPS) officechanged hands in July. Steven Loevy,former administrative director of theCommittee on Public Policy Studies,replaced Julie Monson, who hadserveds in the position for the previousfive years. Monson informed the deanof students in the University nearly ayear ago that she would resign this pastsummer. (Maroon, 7-6-84)Another University professor got apromotion of sorts. In August, Frank H.Easterbrook, a U of C law professor,was nominated to the US Court of Ap¬peals in Chicago. At 35 years of age,Easterbrook would be the youngest Cir¬cuit Court judge since the 19th Century.< Maroon, 8-3-84)On the political front this summer,the University sold all 88,245 shares ofits stock in Campbell’s Soup Company in mid-June. While two University of¬ficials maintained that the sale of thestock, which was worth an estimated $5million, was routine, the leader of theFarm Labor Organizing Committee(FLOC) hailed the decision as a victoryfor his group.“This is a real positive sign that ourcorporate campaign is going well,”said Baldemar Velasquez, the presi¬dent of FLOC, referring to FLOC’s bat¬tle against alleged unethical laborpractices by Campbell’s. Some FLOC sympathizers had notsought University divestment of Camp¬bell’s, but only support for ashareholder resolution sympathetic toFLOC.“The University may give all sorts offacts about why they dumped the stock,but I think pressure from us and otherswas one of them,” maintained Velas¬quez. (Maroon, 7-27-84)On the social front this summer,several college students made publictheir intention of eventually founding a sorority. (Maroon, 8-3-84) “We hope tohave a chapter started by the end of theschool year,” stated Faye-MarieMorgan, a second year student in thecollege. Morgan encouraged all thosewho are interested in the establishmentof a sorority at the U of C to contact herat Snell Hall, Rm 424, or to call her at753-2233.So there you have the rundown on the“summer ... you’ll never forget... onthe Quads,” as the Student ActivitiesOffice put it.Ford funds Harper Instructors ProgramThe College of the University ofChicago has received a grant of$300,000 from the Ford Foundation tosupport its Harper Instructors post¬doctoral teaching program in thehumanities and social sciences.Payment of the grant funds will bemade in three annual installments of$100,000 each.The Harper Instructors program wasdeveloped in 1975, at a time when manyhighly qualified graduate studentswere being discouraged from pursuingcareers in teaching by the scarcity ofjobs. It was intended to attract youngfaculty members to the University andto provide new Ph.D’s with valuableundergraduate teaching and researchexperience in the liberal arts.Along with senior University faculty,Harper Instructors teach in the Col¬lege’s distinctive general educationcourses. These courses have been amodel for liberal education for morethan 40 years.The Ford grant is the latest of fourreceived by the university since 1983 torecognize and support its programs ofundergraduate education. Two of thosegrants came from the National Endow¬ment for the Humanities; the first topublish the College’s nine-volume“Western Civilization” series as a textand teaching base for other institu¬tions, and the second to inaugurate a new undergraduate major involvingthe in-depth study of a few of the greatbooks of Western and non-Westernculture. The third grant, from the Exx¬on Foundation, is underwriting thepublication of materials used in theCollege’s “Practical Discourse” se¬quence of courses.“Like those grants, the new Fordgrant recognizes the unique value ofour multidisciplinary staff-taught courses and concentration programs,”said Donald N. Levine, Dean of the Col¬lege.“In addition,” he said, “the Fordgrant celebrates the University’sdistinctive contribution to the nationaleffort at institution-building in highereducation through this program that soeffectively encourages and preparesfirst-rate young scholars to pursuecareers in liberal arts teaching ”Politifest to be candidate display“Politifest ’84,” a non-partisan Can¬didates Forum and Voter EducationForm, on the State Street Mall, willgive Chicago voters their only chancethis year to meet and hear most of themajor candidates in the November 1984election in one afternoon. Scheduled forSunday afternoon, October 7th fromnoon to 5 P.M., this forum is presentedby the League of Women Voters ofChicago.Among the candidates who haveagreed to appear are Senator CharlesPercy and his challenger Paul Simon.Also scheduled to appear are CookCounty State’s Attorney Richard Daleyand his challenger former Police ChiefRichard Brzeczek. United States Con¬gressman Yates and his challengerHerbert Sohn will attend as well asSenator Dawn Clark Netsch and mam- others. Mayor Harold Washington hasbeen invited as an honorary guest. Na¬tional candidates have been invited toparticipate.The State Street Mall from Randolphto Madison will feature numerouseducational booths from a great varie¬ty of political organizations.Introductions of the candidates willbe handled by Studs Terkel, author andWFMT-FM personality, Dick Kay,WMAQ-TV political reporter, DanielMiller, Editor Crain’s BusinessMagazine, and other television, radioand newspaper personalities.The kickoff will be to the tune of amarching band at 12 noon sharp at themain stage located at State andWashington. For more information call236-0315.Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. 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October 5. 1984—29SPORTSWomen’s volleyball captures three straight matchesMaroons have already equalled 1983 win totalBy Larry KavanaghThe score is 14-9. The University ofChicago is serving for game. WendyPietrzak spins the ball in her handbefore driving her serve deep into themiddle of the yellow-clad Knox team.They watch it fall, and the crowderupts. Wendy has served an ace to winthe first game of the match.Plays such as the above propelled theUniversity of Chicago Women’svolleyball team (4-3) to a weekendsweep of Knox College and LawrenceUniversity.The first match of the two gamehomestand was played Friday nightagainst Knox College. UC took ad¬vantage of the relatively inexperiencedKnox team in the first game of the bestof five match with dinks and dumps. Ona dink the hitter, instead of spiking theball, places it softly away from the op¬posing teams block. A dump is asimilar play, but it is the setter placingthe ball. The Knox team, unable to an¬ticipate these plays, fell easily in thefirst game 15-9. “We wanted to try a lotof dinks and dumps early to draw Knoxcloser to the net,” said Coach RosalieResch.With Knox closer to the net, spikesand blocks from senior co-captainCeleste Travis and junior Helen Gem-mill powered UC to a 15-12 victory inthe second game.Play in the next game was sloppy asResch experimented with various com¬binations of players. “I knew we couldwin the match, but I wanted to give lotsof people playing time,” Resch com¬mented. The holes in the defense wereeasy for Knox to find as they won thethird 15-9.Resch’s confidence in her team prov¬ed well founded, for the fourth gameopened with spectacular team play on the part of the Maroons. The UC teamacted as a single individual closing allthe holes Knox had previously takenadvantage of. They spiked the ball forpoints at will and were able to blockalmost all of Knox’s kill attempts. UCscored ten points before Knox managedto get their first. The Maroons held offa late service rally by Knox captainAmy Sperry to capture the fourth andfinal game 15-8.The match on Saturday was ashowcase of the younger talent on theteam. Lawrence University, new toMidwest Athletic Conference forWomen’s Volleyball, proved to be anField hockeyBy Geoff SherryArzou Ahsan tallied a hat trick andTracy Button kicked in two assists asthe University of Chicago women’sfield hockey team closed a very suc¬cessful week with a 6-3 victory overValparaiso University last Saturday atLake Forest College. The HockeyMaroons are now 3-2.The Maroons opened the season theweekend of September 22 with a threegame tournament in Sauk Valley,Michigan. Although dominating play inthe first game with a 13-7 shots-on-goaladvantage, Chicago fell to Marion Col¬lege in overtime, 3-2. Alison Duffy andJane Giblin accounted for the Maroonstwo goals, while on defense third-yeartransfer student and goalie MissyGaven shone with seven saves in herfirst U of C game.Chicago rebounded from the openingloss with a 4-3 overtime victory overHiram College. Linda Kinney scoredtwo goals in regulation time, andfreshman Carrie Begley scored in theovertime to take the game to a penalty easy conference victory for theMaroons. UC’s height advantage in¬timidated Lawrence’s offense. Most ofthe time it appeared that Lawrence’sgame plan was to get the ball back overthe net and hope for a UC mistake. Thestrategy failed as UC swept 15-6, 15-4,15-9.Freshman Svetlana Drmanic playedextremely well, getting many spikesand blocks on the front line, while serv¬ing a number of aces on the backline.“Svetlana needs to become com¬fortable with our defense, but will helpus greatly this season,” remarkedResch.The team played at Rockford Collegehangs tough,shootout. Ahsan, Beth Laskey andCaroline Christen each scored, whilerookie goalkeeper Yvette Baptiste heldHiram to only two shootout goals, thusgiving the Maroons the victory.Not even the 7:30 a.m. starting timein the rain and mud kept the Maroonsfrom ending the tournament on apositive note. The U of C defeated thenationally ranked powerhouse BmidjiState University 1-0 in a hard foughtgame. Kathleen “Big Guy” Livelyslapped in Ahsan’s deflected shot forthe only goal of the contest. Lively com¬mented, “That was a very big game forus. Last year they beat us 5-0,...it was abig boost.”After inclement weather cancelled ahome game against Wheaton College,Chicago traveled to Lake Forest for atwo-game mini-tournament. The tour¬nament was marked by poor of¬ficiating, which went often against theMaroons. After a 4-2 loss against LakeForest in which leading scorer Ahsanreceived a slashing injury, Maroons’head coach Linda Whitehead remark¬ed, “The officials really let the gameget out of hand. Arzou’s injury is Tuesday night recording their thirdstraight match victory 15-9, 10-15, 15-8,15-2. In posting their fourth win of theseason, UC has already equalled its1983 tally in that column. The team’sfast start should help erase last year’sdisappointing season. “Last year wewere a team of individuals. This yearwe are more balanced,” Resch saidwith a smile. UC begins a four matchhomestead Thursday, October 4, whichincludes the defending division cham¬pions, St. Norbert College, on Friday,October 12. With the experience anddepth now on the team, Coach Resch isexcited by the possibilities the futureholds.scores upsetevidence of that. At the same time wehad two goals disallowed on very ques¬tionable calls in the final minutes ofplay.” Yet Whitehead did not blame theloss on the officiating. “We had troubleadjusting our defense to their free¬wheeling attack. They scored threetimes from the top of the goal area, andwe should have stopped them.” Duffyand Christen each scored a goal for theMaroons, while freshman Lisa Ragoneearned seven saves in her first fieldhockey game ever.The U of C regrouped in the secondgame to defeat Valpo 6-3 in a total teameffort. Returning from the emergencyroom with nine stitches in herforehead, Ahsan shrugged off herthree-hour old injury to lead Chicago toits third victory in five games. CoachWhitehead commented on the team’srecord so far, stating that she waspleased with their performance, “Wecould very well be 5-0 and we shouldwin the remainder of our games.”The field hockey team travels toUniversity of Wisconsin-Steven’s Pointfor a three-game tournament thisweekend.Neighborhood Student ApartmentsWe offer a wide variety of furnishedapartments to graduate and professional schoolstudents adjacent to campus.The rates are affordable.Check us for:studios, one, two, and three bedroom units.Student eligibility requirements apply.Neighborhood Student Apartments824 E. 58th St.753-2218IAM units are owned and operated by The University of Chicagofor its students.30—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984SPORTSThe Third StringReqium: Walter AlstonThe ’84 White SoxI hope everyone reading this column is old enoughto have seen and to remember having seen WalterAlston manage the Dodgers. Walter Alston died thisweek at the age of 72, and the baseball world, by itsown design, will never see a manager like him again.Certainly, no manager will ever again sign 23 consec¬utive one-year contracts. Certainly, no manager willever again be offered 23 consecutive one-vear con¬tracts. Certainly, no manager will ever again stayunder contract for 23 consecutive years. Probably,no manager will ever again have a 23 year tenure inbaseball, with any number of teams.For those who have memories of Walter Alston,you should be reminded that he was the most conser¬vative manager you will ever see. Today, no manag¬er can relax and let his team play whatever kind ofbaseball they need to play in order to win. Walter Al¬ston let D. Snider and R. Campanella hit homeruns,and a few years later he let M. Wills and J. Gilliamhit and run. He always got the same results, sevenpennants and four World Series.Although his many accomplishmets should speakfor themselves, Walter Alston suffered much duringhis managerial career. He suffered from those in¬grates who moaned that he won only seven pennantsalthough he had the House of O’Malley providing himwith players. He suffered from having Leo Durocherbrought back as his third base coach. The EbbettsField hausfrauen never shouted “Wallllterrrr!” theway they once shouted “Leeeeooooo!” whenever aDodger pitcher had suffered enough for one day.Once, in the mid sixties, the writers of the Mr EdShow decided to have their prize palomino try out forthe Dodgers. They cast Leo as the Dodger manager,and no one in television land seemed to notice any¬thing strange about that. Walter Alston sufferedfrom having Tom Lasorda as his final third basecoach and successor. F.A. Sinatra never kissedWalter Alston's balding head; neither was Walter Al¬ston ever miked on national television so that all ofAmerica could hear him exhort his players not to getcaught with their fingers up their noses.One must resist the temptation to say that WalterAlston never really fit into the fast-paced metropolisor into the glamourous sprawl, but preferred his ho¬metown, Darrtown, Ohio. First, there seems to be aquestion as to whether he fit into smalltown Ohio. One Christmas. Dodger announcer V. Scully sentWalter Alston a Christmas card addressed to“Walter Alston, Darrtown. Ohio.'’ The card cameback stamped "Addressee Unknown.” Second, thereis no question that Walter Alston belonged in Brook¬lyn. Walter Alston did what no other manager evercould do. win a World Series for Brooklyn, and oneagainst those miserable Yankees at that. EvenWalter Alston could not do that a second time beforethe train left for the city of Our Lady Queen of theAngels. Until he retired in 1974, Walter Alston wasBrooklyn’s last link to the major leagues. And now.although by no means the brightest, but certainly themost important star of the Brooklyn galaxy hasfaded to nothing, leaving the baseball universe moredark than he ever intended to. Et lux perpetua luceateis: ,This Spatenbrau Munchen is for you. you majorleague umpries, for giving Ueberoth the welcome hedeserves. May his tenure be as short as possible, ifonly for the potential Walter Alstons of baseball.-DACNow that the 1984 season has ended, it’s time tostart pointing the finger of blame at a few people forthe White Sox flop this year. The blame for anythingmust start at the top. and the White Sox are no excep¬tion.After a tremendous 1983 season in which the Soxcaptured the American League West title. Soxowners Eddie Einhorn and Jerry Reisdorf thoughtthat they should not fool with success. They ignoredglaring weaknesses on the left side of the infield andin the bullpen. They passed on numerous offers forlefty Britt Burns because manager Tony LaRussathought that Burns might help gap the hole in thehullpen. However, Burns' shift to the bullpen was afailure, and in the meantime the Sox lost a valuablestarter in the rotation. Later in the season LaRussamoved Burns back into the rotation, but by that timeBurns' head had gotten so screwed around that hewas absolutely of no use to the team as a starter.In the infield third baseman Vance Law was hav¬ing a terrific season at the plate, showing that he hadthe power to be a major league thirdbaseman. LaRussa then went out and got New York Yankeeutilitvman Roy Smalley to take over at third. Smal¬ley has batted under .200 since then and his fieldingsurely does not justify replacing Law at third.The problems could have been avoided if Einsdorfhad decided to pick up a good reliever or infielder inthe free agent compensation draft. Instead theypicked Tom Seaver. They didn't realize that no maUter how good your starters are, you can’t win withouta reliever. This mistake was evident early in theyear when Seaver lost many victories because of ashoddy bullpen which was led by Jerry Reed’s min¬iscule 12 saves.Since I have made so many complaints, I think itonly fair that I try to provide some solutions for theSox. The one thing the Sox still have, although itmight be hard to recognize, is their strong startingstaff. Lots of teams would be interested in acquiringRich Dotson or even Britt Burns. With one of thosetwo as trade bait they will be able to get a solid hit¬ting left fielder, perhaps someone like Steve Kemp,so that the poor fielding Ron Kittle can be moved to aDHing role. This type of move would obviously makeGreg Luzinski excess baggage which could bewaived.The new infielder they need could come as part of adeal dumping Rudy Law. If that is not possible, thereis always Tim Hulett, minor league infielder.The hole in the bullpen is easy to fill. All it wouldtake would be a 10 million dollar committment toBruce Sutter He got his start with the Cubs, and I’msure the right price could lure him back to the WindyCity.Now that I'm done with the negatives I'd like to ac¬knowledge one Sox player who had a marvelous sea¬son. Bill Yeeck might be right about Hal Baines. Thisguy had a great season among a group of mediocreplayers, giving Baines three consistently good sea¬sons in a row. Another ten. and Veeck s Hall of Fameprediction might come true.I think enough has been said about the '84 WhiteSox. All I can say to Sox fans is hope that ’85 bringsabout many unfamiliar faces.Dennis ChanskyCraig FarberYom Kippur ScheduleYOM KIPPURFRI., OCT. 5 - 2:30 p.m. - Orthodox Mincha at Hillel (1st Floor)5:30 p.m. - Orthodox Kol Nidre at Hillel (1st Floor)5:30 p.m. - Conservative at Ida Noyes (Cloister Club)8:00 p.m. - Reform at Ida Noyes (Cloister Club)SAT., OCT. 6 - 8:30 a.m. - Orthodox at Hillel9:30 a.m. - Conservative at Ida Noyes (Cloister Club)10:30 a.m. - Reform at Ida Noyes (East Lounge)NOTE: Ida Noyes Hall is located at 1212 E. 59th St. Conservative Services therewill be held in the Cloister Club on the first floor. When Reform servicesare held in Ida Noyes they will be in the East Lounge on the 2nd floor orthe Cloister Club.There will be a modest break-the-fast in the Hillel Basement at 7:00 p.m.at the conclusion of all Yom Kippur services.Professor Ted Cohen will hold a discus¬sion on the theme of the Akedah - Bin¬ding of Isaac - following the morning ser¬vice before Yizkor and neilah.Reservations must be made for Sukkut dinnersby Monday, October 8thThe Chicago Maroon- Friday, October 5, 1984—31SPORTSMaroon ScoreboardTENNISBy Jane LookThe University of Chicago women’stennis team faced stiff competition thispast weekend at the University of Illi-nois-Chicago Fall Classic. The tourna¬ment, run in a round robin dual meetformat, pitted a very tough field of Di¬vision I schools—Bradley University,University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse,Northern Illinois University, WesternIllinois University, Illinois state andhost UIC—against the Division III Chi¬cago Maroons. Though the Maroonslost to Northern Illinois 9-0, Western Il¬linois 7-2 and UIC 9-0, their stiff compe¬tition inspired some great individualMaroon action.In the Northern Illinois Match on Fri¬day morning, which the Maroons lost9-0, Jane Look and Beth Fama playedexciting matches. Look, at number onesingles, lost 6-3, 6-3. Fama, at numbertwo singles, extended her opponent tothree sets before losing 5-7, 6-2, 6-2. That same afternoon Chicago facedWestern Illinois in a match won byWestern Illinois 7-2. The Maroon vic¬tories were posted by Look in three sets6-3, 5-7, 7-6 and Fama in straight sets,6-3, 7-5.The squad then faced host UIC Satur¬day morning, but again fell short by ascore of 9-0. Coach Chistel Nicholls saidof the matches, “The scores do not indi¬cate how well we did this weekend.Look and Fama played exciting sin¬gles, and I feel it was a great experi¬ence for all players.”Despite the lop-sided scores, Chicagodid play some fine tennis which willhelp prepare the squad for their Divi¬sion III rivals. The Maroons host Rosa¬ry College Thursday at 3:00 p.m., andTrinity College Saturday at 11.00 a.m.,both at Ingleside Courts. Chicago’smatch against Division III powerWheaton was rained out last week andhas yet to be rescheduled. SCHEDULESFootballOct. 6 Sat. — Lawrence College Home z p.mOct. 13 Sat. — Beloit Away 1:30 p.m.SoccerOct. 5 Fri. — St. Norbert College Home 3 p.m.Oct. 7 Sun. — Maryville College Home 1 p.m.TennisOct. 6 Sat. — Trinitv College HomeOct. 8 Mon. — Lake Forest v AwayOct. 10 Wed. - DePaul AwayField HockeyOct. 5, 6 Fri. — Steven’s Point Tourney AwayOct. 10 Sat.Wed. — Valparaiso Univesity AwayVolleyballOct. 9 Tues. — North Park College HomeOct. 12 Fri. — St. Norbert College HomeCross CountryOct. 6 Sat. — Beloit AwayTENNISUniversity of Chicago — Chicago Fall ClassicNorthern Illinois U. 9, Chicago 0Singles1st: Paradotti (NIU) d. Look 6-3, 6-32nd: Wronski (NIU) d. Fama 5-7, 6-2, 6-23rd: Torrence (NIU) d. Gauvreau 6-0, 6-04th: Berkman (NIU) d. Choi 6-1, 6-15th: Brown (NIU) d. Veach 6-1. 6-06th: Pannier (NIU) d. Harlan 6-0, 6-1Doubles1st: Pardotti-Wronski (NIU) d. Look-Fama 6-3, 6-12nd: Torrence-Huhn (NIU) d. Gauvreau-Veach 6-0, 6-13rd: Ellis-Hubbard (NIU) d. Choi-Harlan 6-0, 6-0Western Illinois U. 7, Chicago 2Singles1st: Look d. Shoemaker (WIU) 6-3, 5-7, 7-6 (7-5)2nd: Fama d. Weber (WIU) 6-3, 7-53rd: Donovan (WIU) d. Gauvreau 6-1, 6-0 4th: Kupferschmid (WIU) d. Choi 6-1, 6-05th: Ford (WIU) d. Veach (UC) 6-0, 6-16th: Lenz (WIU) d. Harlan (UC) 6-3, 6-0Doubles1st: Weber-Shoemaker (WIU) d. Look-Fama (UC) 6-3, 6-12nd: Kupferschmid-Donovan (WIU) d. Gauvreau-Veach(UC) 6-1, 7-63rd: Horton-Ford (WIU) d. Choi-Harlan (UC) 6-2, 6-0UIC 9, Chicago 0Singles1st: Kerbis (UIC) d. Look (UC) 6-2, 6-42nd: Otto (UIC) d. Fama (UC) 6-0, 6-13rd: Alva (UIC) d. Gauvreau (UC) 6-4, 6-04th: Nakitas (UIC) d. Choi (UC) 6-1, 6-05th: Lebold (UIC) d. Veach (UC) 6-1, 6-16th: Czarnecki (UIC) d. Harlan (UC) 6-0, 6-1Doubles1st: Kerbis-Otto (UIC) d. Look-Fama (UC) 7-5, 6-12nd: Alva-Nakitas (UIC) d. Gauvreau-Veach (UC) 6-3, 6-43rd: Martia-Czarnecki (UIC) d. Choi-Harlan (UC) 6-3, 6-3SOFTBALLCoach Cheryl Kennedy has called an organiza¬tional meeting for all returning and prospective soft-ball players. The meeting will be held Monday, Oc¬tober 8, at 7:30 p.m. in the Henry Crown Field Houseclassroom. FOOTBALLCoe 34, Chicago 13Chicago 0 7 0 6-13Coe 7 6 7 14-34Scoring SummaryCC, TD, Carlson 70 pass to Ehlers (Roof kick)CC, TD, Carlson 30 pass to Ehlers (kick failed)UC, TD, Dickey 10 run (Song kick)CC, TD, Carlson 69 pass to Kaloupek (Roof kick)CC, TD, Carlson 79 pass to Halst (Roof kick)UC, TD, Hunt 29 pass to Burrill (kick failed)Chicago CoeFirst Downs 20 18Rushes-yds 47-170 33-161Pass comp-att-int 14-19-3 12-27-0Passing Yds 176 348Total Offense 346 509Punts-Avg 6-39 5-36Fumbles-Lost 0-0 0-0Return Yds 21 46Penalties-Yds 6-50 5-59Individual LeadersRushing: CC: Cain 7-63, Bjorensen 5-40UC: Dickey 24-130, Lee 12-45Passing: CC: Carlson 12-27-0 , 348 yds, 4 TDUC: Schaefer 9-20-2, 110 yds, 0 TDReceiving: CC: Ehlers 7-148, 2 TD, Holst 2-109 1 TDUC: Johannsen 4-57, Smith 5-40Kohawks plays long ball with Maroons, 34-13By Mark BlockerFour long touchdown passes, includ¬ing receptions of 69, 50, and 79 yards,keyed a 348-yard aerial attack whichenabled the Kohawks of Coe College tohand Chicago its second straight defeatof the season in Marion, Iowa Satur¬day. The 34-13 defeat evened theMaroons’ record at 2-2 but droppedthem even further behind in the confer¬ence race at 0-2.For the second game in a row, Chi¬cago’s opponents enjoyed considerablesuccess in the air lanes. Two weeks agoJack Pankau connected with ChrisBejbl for a pair of medium-range TDstrikes, and last weekend Glenn Carl¬son picked apart the Maroon secondaryfor the Kohawks. According to Maroonhead coach Mick Ewing, however, theblame should not be placed entirely onthe secondardy. “Speed,” said Ewing,“was a very great factor in the ballgame. They have a lot of speed in verykey positions—faster than anyone wehave.” Ewing cited the speed of the Coereceivers rather than the play of theMaroon secondary as the key to the Ko-hawk passing game.The Coe passing offense also fea¬tured a five receiver attack that theMaroons had trouble with all after¬noon. “We played a good defensive ballgame, but couldn’t deal with five re¬ceivers and still get a rush,” notedEwing. “We were not getting a goodpass rush from the whole defensiveline,” and that, said Ewing, gave Carl¬son excellent protection all day long.The Maroons recorded only one sackagainst Coe, and only once forced Carl¬son to hurry his delivery Chicago, meanwhile, moved the ballwell in the first half, but had more diffi¬culty getting offense in gear in the sec¬ond half. On the Maroons’ third posses¬sion of the game, Matt Schaefer drovethe Maroons deep into Kohawk territo¬ry, before Rob Baird intercepted aSchaefer pass at the 23-yard line.Three plays later, Coe displayed itslong ball attack. On 3rd-and-3 at hisown 30, Carlson found Mark Ehlersopen behind the Maroon defenders andcompleted the pass for a 70-yard score.Not only did the long TD pass mark thefirst of Carlson’s 12 completions, but italso marked the first time a Chicagoopponent has scored in the first quarterin 12 games. Rims Roof added the extrapoint to give the Kohawks a 7-0 lead.Ewing called the 70-yard pass “anexcellent play—they gave him (Carl¬son) great protection.” In fact, Ewingpointed out, “we never really threat¬ened him all day long.”Chicago came right back, though,with a 10-play, 52-yard drive of its own.Much of the yardage was produced byseveral Bob Dickey runs, along with apair of pass completions from Schaeferto the Maroons’ leading receiver, EricSmith. However, the drive stalled atthe Kohawk 20, when a Schaefer passintended for John Burrill fell incom¬plete. From there, Paul Song attempt¬ed a 37-yard field goal, but the kickwasn’t long enough and the score re¬mained 7-0. The missed field goal wasSong’s first failure in five tries this sea¬son, and marked his longest attempt.Dickey, the force behind the drive,enjoyed another superb day, as herushed for 130 yards on 24 carries to32-Tl* Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 5,1*4 lead all ball carriers. The 130 yardsrepresent Dickey’s third straight 100-yard game, and brings his season totalto nearly 500 yards.Early in the second quarter, Coe in¬creased its lead to 13 when Carlson andEhlers teamed up again, this time from30 yards away. Ehlers would finish theday with 148 yards on 7 receptions, in¬cluding two TD’s, to lead all receivers.The conversion failed, but with eightminutes remaining in the first half Coeappeared to be blowing the gameopen.But the Maroons “never did give upthe ship,” a fact which Ewing points toproudly in assessing his team’s play.Indeed, the Maroons did get back intothe game on their very next possession.On the Second play of the driveSchaefer found his tight end Russ Jo-hanneson open for a 44-yard gainer,and again five plays later for 16 yardsto move the Maroons into striking dis¬tance at the Coe 10. On the next playDickey found an opening in the Coe de¬fense and ran the final 10 yards for thescore. Song’s kick cut Coe’s lead to13-7.It was an especially pleasing sevenplay drive for Ewing, who would like tohave Schaefer look for his tight endmore than in the past. Against Coe,Schaefer completed four passes to Jo-hanneson for 57 yards overall.Late in the half, Coe went on themarch again. They took over on theirown 15 following a Chicago punt. Usinga variety of pass plays, Coe moved towithin five yards of the Chicago endzone. On the next to last play of thehalf, Carlson found Ehlers again, but he was stopped three feet short of thegoal line.Chicago made itself a break in thesecond half by when Paul Song reco¬vered a fumbled punt deep in Coe terri¬tory. But Song’s recovery was nullifiedby an interference call against theMaroons. The penalty gave the ballback to the Kohawks and tacked a fiveyard penalty onto the return. “It wasthe correct call,” Ewing conceded.“We did not give him (the Coe re¬ceiver) the two yards we have to givehim.”Nonetheless, that penalty was theturning point of the game, as threeplays later Tom Kaloupek slipped be¬hind the Maroon coverage, gathered ina Carlson pass, and raced 69 yards forthe score. Instead of having a chance totake the lead, the Maroons found them¬selves behind by two touchdowns withfive minutes left in the third quarter.Coe put the game out of reach early inthe fourth quarter with a 79-yard touch¬down pass, Carlson to Joel Holst, mak¬ing the score 27-7.Roger Hunt replaced a banged-upMatt Schaefer in the last quarter, andengineered the final Maroon score withan impressive 85-yard drive. The drivewas capped by a 29-yard TD strike toBurrill. Ewing had praise for both hisquarterback, “he showed us that hecan step in there and do a good job,”and for his receiver, “he’s very under¬rated...He doesn’t get nearly the credithe deserves.” Ewing also singled outTim Fields (cornerback) and Jim Ka-potas (offensive line) as having had ex¬cellent games against Coe.SPORTSMaroon booters crush Purdue-Cal, 4-1, then lose twoBy Anthony B. CashmanAfter their 1-1 start, the U of C soccerteam soundly defeated Purdue-Calumet, 4-1, last Wednesday in In¬diana. Dominating midfield play byfreshman midfielder Andy Brown andgoal scoring by Dave Ansani paced theteam in a game that witnessed nu¬merous missed opportunities byMaroon offensive players.The U of C dispelled many of theirworries about the game early whenDave Anievas scored an unassistedgoal in the opening minutes of play. An¬ievas split two oncoming defenders andshot the ball under the sliding goal¬keeper.The first goal revealed the consis¬tently weak defense of Purdue-Calumet. “They’re really weak on de¬fense,” stated U of C coach BarryDeSilva.Nevertheless, the Maroons couldmanage no more goals that half as of¬fensive players botched several volleysand half-volleys and a couple of brea¬kaways.The entire team stopped pressing for¬ward after a number of these missesand began executing short, ineffectivepasses.“I have never seen something so ri¬diculous in my entire life,” stated De-Silva. “They’re playing tiddlywinkswith the short passes.”Toward the end of the half, Purduemidfielder Baja Fouhari beat the U ofC defense, but goalkeeper Joe Mariothwarted his effort with a sliding footsave.In the first two minutes of the secondhalf Andy Brown took a deflection froma pack in the goal area and drove ithome. The goal was the second of theyear for Brown.The Maroons continued applying thepressure as winger Alvin Marr con¬nected to fellow sophomore Dave An¬sani in the center position. Ansani con¬trolled and hit it past the goalie.These two goals exemplified what DeSilva had been telling his team.“You’ve got to be cool. Relax; control.Put the ball away.”After the play though, the Maroonscould not connect as easily. The gamebecame more evenly flowed as Purduemounted an offensive which produced agoal.When the U of C defenders attemptedan offsides trap around the 18-yardline, Dragon Zorich carried the ballpast the defenders. This prevented theoffside call since no pass was made tothe offsides men and brought Zorich inthe clear.Mario broke toward him but was toolate as Zorich nailed it home.Purdue then blew several legitimatescoring opportunities very close to thegoal including a shot from about tenyards out that hit the post.The Maroons nailed the game downwith Ansani’s second goal of the game.With about four minutes left, freshmanJulian Anderson popped the ball up infront of the goal. When Jason Press¬man challenged the goalie, the keepermissed the ball. Brown was there topass the ball to Ansani who placed itpast the goalie.After the game defensive standoutBo Flores stated “Today’s game was acomplete turn-around from the Grin¬ned game,” which they lost 4-0.Mario commented, “Most of theshots came from the 18. That was a bigdifference from the Grinned game.”There is some need though for re¬served optimism; the U of C did notbeat a championship team.The opposing coach pointed out histeam’s weaknesses. “We are an inex¬perienced team just trying to rebuild.We’re just having a toughtime gettingenough players,” stated coach JimGreen. Purdue has forfeited one gamethis season.Indeed DeSilva evoked caution in re¬joicing. “When playing against a goodteam you only get 1 or 2 chances. You’ve got to capitalize. We are miss¬ing too many goals.”♦ * * *The U of C soccer team has droppedits last two games, losing a conferencegame to Beloit, 2-1, on Saturday and toRockford College, 4-1, on Wednesday.Both games exhibited a lack of execu¬tion by the U of C.The Beloit match can be characteriz¬ed by generally weak offensive play.The transitions from offense to defenseoccurred slowly and changing fields orswitching the ball to the opposite side ofthe field happened very few times.“We weren’t able to cross the balllike we should have,” stated midfielderJason Pressman. “There were just alot of missed passes, basic skills,” headded.As a result, the U of C only managedone goal. Dave Ansani received a passfrom Mark Scolforo over a wall off ofan indirect kick just outside the area.The goal tied the game just before thehalf.Beloit scored the winner with about15 minutes to play. A Beloit attackerbroke up the left-middle of the field andpassed the ball to another attacker onthe right who knocked it home.Coach Barry DeSilva stated, “Wejust didn’t want the game.”The U of C followed this loss with an¬other one four days later. Rockford,ranked fourth in the midwest in Divi¬sion III soccer, dominated the game.Rockford scored its first goal aboutten minutes into the game when TomWalters crossed the ball to John Balounwho headed the ball over goalie JoeMario.Their second goal came with abouttwelve minutes to play in the half whenBob McCluskey hammered a crossfrom Louis Mateus into the upper left-hand corner.Rockford scored again several min¬utes later when Don Ma took a deflect¬ed cross out of the air with a bicycle kick right in front of the goal.The U of C mounted only severalgood runs at goal during the first half,all resulting in inaccurate shots.Rockford scored its final goal in thesecond half. Larry Hast hit the ballonto the goal when Mario came too faroff the line.Mario, however cannot be faulted inany way as he was barraged with shotsthe entire game. Mario made a numberof fine saves including two point-blanksaves.The game was not completely disas¬trous though, as the U of C began play¬ing like a sound team in the second halfresulting in somewhat more even playand a goal.Freshman standout Andy Brown puta cross from Earnest Fielder past theRockford keeper.DeSilva noted his team’s slow im¬provement. “I am seeing signs thatthey’re playing like I want them to.”DeSilva also noted how little his teamhas played together this year. “Ourmain problem is that we have notplayed together enough. We didn’t playin the spring.”“This is normally our first game.”added DeSilva. “We should have beenpracticing for the past two weeks.”This year, in an attempt to avoid acrowded schedule late in the season,DeSilva scheduled four games beforethe usual starting date. He feels thiswill help the team in the late seasonconference championship drive sincethey will not be playing three games aweek more than twice.Despite the 2-3 record DeSilva is op¬timistic and feels that w’ith more playhis team will be tough. Last year theteam stayed with the conferencechamps Lake Forest until the end of theseason and lost a very close match.“The nucleus from last year's teamis back, but we need to play more,”commented DeSilva “I think it’s goingto be fun.”For Complete Dental CareGeorge L. 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Call 241-7008Single male invites a couple or single male toshare 2-bedroom furnished apartment on 55thStreet. Rent $240. Call 624-7466eves.Roommate/extended family member soughtby psychologist & 3-yr-old son. Low rent, somebabysitting. Must enjoy play, being part of afamily. Prefer F grad stdt or single parent,long term. Call 684-3308,493-1382One Bedroom Apt for rent Living rm dining rmkitchen bath Well maintained bldg with goodsecurity. 53 and Dorchester Available Oct. 1st.Call Kate 493-5407 or Cass 492-6250 $480/mthTwo bedroom coach house in quietneighborhood near 49th & Woodlawn; onUniversity bus route Ideal for faculty orgraduate school couple. $600 plus utilities.Please call 548-0016 with references.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark Shop-Trans 7Rm-4Br/Cpt (heat Water) $570. Sec Dep 752-3638Roommate Wanted to share spacious apart¬ment with two females. Private bedroom.Female non-smoker preferred. 54th and Kim¬bark. Very comfortable, well equipped andmaintained. Call 955-1015 after 5:30 or 962-8736days.GAY, LESBIAN, Bl..Come to 5540 S. Woodlawn on Tuesday, Oct. 9at 9 for a lively discussion. There is also a Com¬ing OUt Group at 8 and a social hour at 10BLACKFRIARSAuditions for Threepenny Opera Sun Oct. 7,12-5 pm, P.C 1st floor Theater. Bring a song.HISTORY STUDENTS!History 962 was incorrectly listed in theAutumn Time schedule. The title should be:"Workshop on Women in Preindustrial Socie¬ty". Time and day remain as listed.34—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, SPACE WANTEDUC AAA, (PhD) w/wife .. 1 sweet 6yr-old seek1-2 yr living arrangement w/owner/couple,pref. 2nd fl. of large home. Will rent, work, orboth. 371-4847 p.m. Help a historian finish!PEOPLE WANTEDSubstitute teachers needed, all areas N-13. In¬quiries Laboratory Schools 962-9450.NORAAAL VOLUNTEERS NEEDED for astudy of eating disorders at Michael ReeseHospital. Must be Caucasian female ages 26-40in good physical health (disorder not present inother races). For further information call 791-3823Are you strong, handy, experienced in homemaintenance.. Busy family with old houseneeds help with yard work, fix-it jobs, etc.Flexible hours, S6/hour. Please call 548-0016 w.refs.SINGERS Interested in performing SacredMusic are invited to join the Choir ofAugustana Lutheran Church, Woodlawn &55th. Rehearsals: Thurs, 7:30; services: Sun,10:45.Male and Female Twin Pairs IdenticalFraternal. Needed for medical research. Fee.Phone 996-1227 Mon-Fri 1:30-4:30.TRAVEL ENTHUSIAST NEEDED!!! Cam¬pus Rep., to sell Ski Trips to Midwest & Col¬orado & Beach trips to Caribbean. Earn cash &free trips. Call (312) 871-1070 today! Or write:Sun 8. Ski Adventures, 2265 N. Clark, Chicago,IL. 60614HELP WANTED: The University of ChicagoTele-fund is hiring callers. Earn $4.25 per hourto start. Call 962-7562Educational therapist assistants. Part-timeafternoons and Saturdays. Working withchildren with developmental learning andperceptual problems. Excellent opportunityfor child oriented person. Chicago Clinic forChild Development 241-5771.Speech-Language therapist. Degree required.Part-time flexible hours. Evaluations andtherapy of articulation disorders and languagedelays. Chicago Clinic for Child Development241-5771Phlebotomist needed to draw blood andprepare samples for laboratory. Saturdays.Chicago Clinic for Child Development 241-5771.Girl or boy from 57th 8> Woodlawnneighborhood to puppy-sit '/a hr Mon eve & Sat.aftn. Pay is $4 per wk. Please call 241-7520 after9 pm.CHILD CARE occasional or part time. GOOD $call 363-6955Mature students wanted to babysit in myhome. Occasional evenings or after school. 324-9533Earn $400/mo. Retired lady professor desires 1or 2 UC students to shop, cook supper and dolight housecleaning in luxury studio apartmentin East Hyde Park. Hours Flexible.References exchanged. Please call 955-6728Office clerk needed. Part-time filing, CRT,word processing. Chicago Clinic for ChildDevelopment 241-5771.Baby sitter wanted 8 am to 5:30 pm in ourhome on 1400 block of east 55th St. Mature per¬son with good references call 947-8452Are you color blind? People with color visiondefects needed for experiments. Will pay $5 forscreening test and additional money if selectedto participate in color perception experiments.Call 962-1987GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16,559-S50,553/year.Now Hiring. Your Area. Call 805-687-6000 Ext.R 4534.WANTED: Reader and Research Assistant. 12to hrs. a week. Flexible schedule. $3.50 anhour, Call 472-8092Mature indiv or couple to manage apt bldg inHyde Park. Experience or fixit skill a plus.Free apt. Write PO Box 1070 Chgo 60690. Givehours avail, work history, salary/space req.RECORDING FOR THE BLIND Welcomesback its volunteers. Newcomers being trainednow. For appointment call Brenda or Ria at288-7077, M-F, 10-5. Campus location.Receptionist/Legal Assistant needed to workat the University of Chicago Law School,Mandel Legal Aid Clinic with law students, andfull-time Attorneys. Flexible hours and fringebenefits. Contact Rhonda Armstrong at 962-9611.Part-time typist needed. Ask for Debbie. 955-1200.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.PART-TIME ASSISTANTSeek Secretary/Assistant for University'sGraduate Intern Program. 20 hours/week. Re¬quires writing, organization, and interpersonalskills. Call 962-7040. EOEChild Care needed Sunday mornings. Ex¬perience with groups and willingness to cuddlenecessary. $4 per hour. Call 363-8142Busy researcher/therapist/autbor needs asst10-15 hr/wk for word processing, book-keeping,library research, scheduling, etc. Ideal forgrad student or spouse with intelligence, BA,interest in child development. Flexible hours,in Kenwood. $7/hr, possibly increasinggradually to full-lime. 538-70221984 I am a ROCK BASSIST. I also have an ex¬cellent voice and 11 years formal classicaltraining. I am looking for two first rate musi¬cians, a drummer and guitarist to form a rock-fusion power trio capable of original andromantic music. Influences might include Yes,U.K., Chicago. I'm not into politicalstatements or music only for other muslcians-just romantic stuff. Please check me out. Dan.492-0658Catering service weeks waiter son for partiesCall 363-2844. Interviews Sunday Oct. 7Experienced Babysitter Wanted to sit for a 5month old baby. One day a week (approx 9:00amto2:00pm) Call 363-4720Babysitter for 15 month old boy weekend even¬ings. Must be friendly, reliable, sensible. Call684-1679Babysitter Needed. Warm fun-loving, respon¬sible person to care for two small children inour home on occasional days and evenings.$3.50 an hour 324-7890FOR SALEUNCLAIMED STORAGE GOODS for saleThur-Sun 12 pm till 5 pm 917 E. 63rd 684-9095CAPTAINS BED with 6 drawers $300, Headboard and Dresser with Mirror and Nlte Table$300, Desk and Chair $100, Sm Bookshelves $25ea, TV Stand $20. All Negotiable. Call Joan 643-6245.COOP BACKYARD SALE-Sat 10/6, 8-3 pm,1221 E 53rd. Housewares furniture, clothing &more. rain. 10/13.Bike for Sale. Men's 26" Schwinn. Good shape$95. Call Lorraine Evenings/Mornings 324-2822.Queen size pine bedframe and futon mattressexcellent condition great value call 684-7745.Code-a-phone 1500 ANSWERING MACHINEhas remote command beeper, built-in phone$100. Toshiba AZ-8 STEREO, compact unitw/am/fm cassette recorder/player, separatespeakers. $150. Phone 752-4559NORWEGIANThe Dept of Germanic Languages andLiterature will offer a three-quarter sequencein Introductory Norwegian beginning FallQuarter. If you are interested, please attend anorganizational meeting in Mr. Faarlund's of¬fice, Wieboldt 404 at 10:00 am on Monday, Oc¬tober 8th or talk to the secretary in Wieboldt205 (962-8494), mornings.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICE: A fast, ac-curate, professional full-timeeditor/typist/word processor (and former col¬lege English prof) using the DisplaywriterSystem. James Bone 363-0522Classes in etching in artist's studio. Instructionis individualized, well equiped, "27x48"bedplate press . Call Sarah Mertz 955-1940LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE Rates $12 to $30per hour. FURNITURE, BOXES,etc. 743-1353.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.TYPING Fast efficient service done on per¬sonal computer. Keep the disc when finished.Reasonable rates. Call Susan 324-6533.Experienced teacher will care for toddlers inmy home. My daughter is two. Mornings, 8-Noon. Bright apt near 58th 8. Drexel. No TV,lots of books, montessori philosophy. 363-4534.Welcome new students. Next you may wonderwhere you can get a good hair cut. Try RogerBob who celebrates his 18th yr in Hyde Park.Named best colorful hair dresser inChicagoland 1979 and 84 in Chicago Magazine.Students with ID half oft. By appt. only. 312-288-7080Piano for beginners all ages, low rates, set inmy home. Degree in Music Ed, Cindy 947-0164.PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM Word Pro¬cessor Fast Accurate Service at ReasonableRates. 324-1660HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES is a group of experienced andwell-trained professionals who are familiarwith, and can often help with the problems ofstudents, faculty, and families in the communi¬ty. For info call 288-2244IMPROVE your health; come to the firstmacrobiotic cooking class at the Bonne Sante,1457 E. 53rd Str, Oct 19, 7:30 PM Call 667 5700for reservation.Judith TYPES and has DEC and IBM WordProcessing memory that records disserta¬tions, theses, reports, short papers, CVs, jobsearch materials, etc. Judith EDITS,REVISES, and RETAINS your work. Englishis not our only language. Cost effective. Phone.955-4417TRIO CON BRIO: Music for all occasions;weddings (in Bond Chapel or elsewhere),receptions, parties. Classical and popular. 6435007PRO, mss, etc. Typing. 684-6882 pm.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152. SCENESA therapy group is being formed at MichaelReese Hospital for bulimic women. A Screen¬ing interview is required. For information callMary Hagen ADSW at 324-4855. Leave amessage and we will return your call.NATURAL! CLOSE IN! The Blue GargoyleCafe reopens Sept. 24th kitty corner from theReynold's Club, 5655 So. University. Hrs. 11-2M-F TAKE OUT SERVICE AVAILABLE.Witness for Peace in Nicaragua A Slide presenttation. Saturday, Oct. 6, 7:30 at Crossroads5621 S. Blackstone. 684-6060Blackfrairs auditions for Threepenny OperaSun Oct. 7, 12-5 pm. Reynolds Club 1st fl.Theater. Bring a sone (music will be providedfor those without). Lots of parts. AH Welcome.The Organization of Black Students is hosting areception for minority students Oct. 6, 5:30 IdaNoyes 3rd floor theater. All are welcome.CHAMBER MUSIC - Like to Play.. Come toGoodspeed Recital Hall 3-5 p.m. Tuesday Oct.9. There will be a meeting to form groups-forinformation call 962-8788 or 943-5524Crossroads Saturday Night Dinner. Oct. 6, 6:005621 S. Blackstone 684-6060. $3.00 Good food,Good fun, Good company.OCT 13 PEACE RALLY. Call 346-9673 or 2272720WRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377LANGUAGE COURSESAre offered to all graduate students throughthe Chicago Cluster of Theological Schools atthe Lutheran School of Theology in FRENCH,GERMAN, LATIN and SPANISH. For furtherinformation and registration call the GraduateStudies Office 753-0764 or teacher. See specificads below.FRENCH COURSESThrough CCTS at Lutheran School of Theology.BEGINNING READING: Tu 6 8 pm, rm 206;FEE: $120; beg. Oct. 9. ADVANCEDREADING: Sat. 10-12am; rm 203; FEE: $50 (4weeks), beg. Oct. 6. For info & reg call MaryLouise Holman-Bekkouche 667-2312 or LSTC753-0764.GERMAN COURSESThrough CCTS at Lutheran School of Theology.BEGINNING READING: Tu8-10 pm, rm 206,FEE: $120; beg. Oct. 9. ADVANCEDREADING: Tu 6-8 pm. rm 203; FEE: $120,beg. Oct. 9. For info and reg call Gerlinde F.Miller 363-1384 or LSTC 753-0764. 15-WEEK INTENSIVE: Sat 9-1 pm, rm 206, FEE: $230,beg. Oct. 6. CONVERSATIONAL GERMAN byarr . call LSTC 753-0764.LATIN COURSESThrough CCTS at Lutheran School of Theology.BEGINNING LATIN: by arr. FEE: $120. IN¬TERMEDIATE LATIN: by arr. FEE: $120.LITURGICAL POETRY: by arr. FEE. $120.Orienfafion session Th Oct. 4, rm 203 for info 8reg call Kathy Krug 643-5436 or LSTC 753-0764.SPANISHCOURSESThrough at Lutheran School of Theology. CON¬VERSATION AND READING: by arr. FEE:$120. First session Mo, Oct. 8, rm 203 , 6-8 pm.For info & reg call Sonia Csaszer 493-7251 orLSTC 753-0764.LOST AND FOUNDI picked up the wrong jacket at the PS I U partylast Saturday 9/29. It reads MO, Happy 19th!Love O (with an I inside). Contact Arthur atthe Maroon 962-9555 or 753-2240 rm 1413.PERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant. If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adoption, please call 677-2705 after 9p.m.Welcome back mole!JOSH and LEAH thanx for having me, yourloving son.Lea: Hi, let's make it a great year. AUEVote Nov. 6. Ziv Yoles-Sexiest guy.Lisa, good LUCK in your new job. See ya inJimmy's. Love, your friends (the mole andothers in the closet).ARTHUR-you brighten everyone's lives.CONDOMINIUMBUILDINGRUMMAGE SALESat. Oct 6, I0am-3pm Backyard 53rd Cornell.Rain Date October 20. Lots of good stuff!MarchDimesSAVES BABIESHELP FIGHT BIRTH DEFECTS'MisSPACE CON'n euiTfOB*' 'MF PbBuSMFPCLASSIFIEDSCLOSET SOCIALIST?Find out how to tight Reaganism on the realissues. Democratic Socialists of America(DSA) October 8,7:30 East Lounge, Ida NoyesTHE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDED$We pay $215.00 for your participaiton in a 9-week drug preference study. Involves onlycommonly prescribed, non-experimentaldrugs. CALL 962-3560 Mon. - Friday between9:00 am and 12:00 pm. Volunteers must be bet¬ween 21 and 35 years of age. Minimal time re¬quired.SUSPEND DISBELIEFA 6-way ANOVA with repeated measures onysur word-processor? Yes, and multipleregression, factor analysis, multimensionalscaling, and log-linear models. All onthousands of observations and hundreds ofvariables. And charts and graphs on yourprinter. Honest! See ad for SYSTAT atPomerleau Computing Systems elsewhere thispaper.PHOTOGRAPHERSThe Maroon is looking for people (or others) toassist with taking and developing photos. IN¬TERESTED? Contact Arthur Ellis 962-9555,753-2240 or stop by the Maroon, Ida Noyes 304.ACHTUNG!CLASSICAL INDIANDANCEVyju Se Shadri with orchestra from India In¬ternational House, Sunday, Oct. 7, 6:30 pmSuggested Donation.I-HOUSE FILM SOCIETYINTERNATIONALCOFFEEHOUSEDO YOU ENJOY ABEER OR COCKTAILIN THE EVENING?WANTEDASSISTANT OMBUDSMANWANT TO LEARN TOUSE THE COMPUTERS.ATTEND THE COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FOR AUTUMN QUARTER. TheComputation center is once again offering aseries of no-cost non-credit seminars and lowcost non-credit courses for the University com¬munity during autumn quarter. These classesbegin on October 15 continue through the end ofNovember.For the first time the Center has published aCurriculum Guide which described theseclasses in detail and discusses the full cur¬riculum of classes to be offered for the 1984-1985 academic year. In addition to this Cur¬riculum Guide, time schedules (which list thedates and times of our classes for autumnquarter) are available.Free copies of both the Curriculum Guide andthe time schedules are available at many cam¬pus locations, including: the Center's UsiteBusiness Office (Wieboldt 310), from 9:00 to4:00, Monday - Friday; the Center's MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 5:00, Monday - Friday. Copies ofthese publications may also be obtained fromthe Social Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Pro¬gram Advisor at Usite and the Cluster Atten¬dant at Usite.In addition to these Center locations, both theGuide and the time schedules are beingdistributed to locations on campus whereautumn quarter orientation and registrationactivities are scheduled. DEC-20 computers: introduction to the DEC-20's. Edit/Runoff text editing and formatting,MUSE word processing, EMACS full screenediting, and TEL-A-GRAF and Cuechartgraphics. We're also teaching a introduction toour new PYRAMID 90x computer. Finally, theseminars discuss specific software availableon the IBM 3081D computer system: e.g., theMVS operating system, SUPERWYLBUR, theACF2 security program, IBM text processing(TREATISE. SCRIPT, GML, and XSET), andSAS/GRAPH.In addition to seminars we teach a six-partcourse on the SAS statistical package on theIBM 3081D computer (the fee for this course is$30.00) and a eight-part course on FORTRANprogramming on the DECSYSTEM-20's (thefee for this course is $40.00). Both courses in¬clude computer time.To register for the SAS or FORTRAN coursesstop by the Usite Business Office in Wieboldt310. Some of our seminars also require phon-in registration; see the complete schedule ofclasses for further informaiton.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962 7173 or via MM to STAFF DONCRABB. MENNONITE/BRETHERENWe are having our first gathering (withpotluck) at this school year at 5615 Woodlawnon Oct. 7, 6 p.m. Lets get together! For moreinfo call 621-2306FOLK DANCE CHESS FOR EVER YONEWant to learn and do dances from the MiddleEast, Europe and all over? Come to folk danc¬ing at Ida Noyes Mondays (beginners) andSundays. Teaching 8 pm to 9:30, requests 9:30to 11:30. Come any time, no partnersnecessary. More info? Call Tom at 363-5214 Beginners and experts, serious and casualplayers are all welcome at the Chess Club.Monday nights 7:30, Ida Noyes Hall.PREGNANT?UNDECIDED?GAY, LESBIAN, Bl?Come to 5540 S. Woodlawn on Tuesday, Oct. 9at 9 for a lively discussion. There is also a Com¬ing Out Group at 8 and a social hour at 10 Consider all the options. Want to talk? CallJennifer 947-0667-any time.PETSTake APRIL WILSONS fifteen week GERMANCOURSE THIS FALL and high pass the winterlanguage exam! Classes meet MWF beginningOct. 8. Fun classes 8> reading selections. Cost$200. For more information 8, to register call:667 3038.Woodstock Saturday October 6 at 7:00 & 10:15p.m. International House $2.With Martin Travis and Siard De Jong of TheAmsterdam Folk Collective Friday, Oct. 5,8:30 pm-12:30 am International House, $1.00-Admission.Selected volunteers will receive $160 in returnfor parficipation in a 3 week drug preferencestudy (7 evenings over a three week period).Takes time, but no effort. Call 962-3560 Tues-Fri. 9 a.m.-12:00 p.m. Must be between 21 and35 years of age.The Ombudsman investigates grievances fromstudents who feel the existing procedures havefailed. The Ombudsman works to resolve thesedifficulties, and where appropriate, suggestschanges in the University rules and pro¬cedures.The seminars offer introductions and over¬views to topics of general computing interest:e.g., computer concepts and facilities, fun¬damentals of computing, computerized textprocessing, an introduction to programming,microcomputing magnetic tape usage, anddatabase architecture. Our seminars alsodiscuss how to use specific software on the KITTEN, free, lovely. 4 months old, bl & wh.Needsa good home. Call RUTH 221-7064.IMBARK LIQUORS 6 WINE SHOPPE.1214 East 53rd Street • In Kimbark Plaza SALE ENDS10/9/84493-3355BUDWEISER6-12 oz. CANS $]99PRIORDOUBLEDARK 6-12 oz. BOTTLES *3 n BECK'S6-12 oz BOTTLES 7*10RMEINGOLD6-12 oz. CANS $]79 OLD STYLEFLATS $J7924-12 oz CANSSTROH’SSIGNATURE6-7 OZ. BOTTLES $209WINESGERMANv" BLUE NUN750 ml. 2/$8 49M All INREBATE $5 29 FRENCHCHATEAU DE GOURGAZAUDMATTHIAS GORGENRIESLING AUSLESE750 ml.ITALIAN2/$320$579 BLANC AND ROUGE750 ml. $2”CHABLIS-MOREAU750 ml. $659JUG WINEMIRAFIORECHIANTI750 ml. (WICKER BASKET)ANTINORIEST! EST! EST!750 ml.ItiAlMJN— ! DOMESTICWINE DISCOVERYCABERNET SAUVIGNONORCHARDONNAY 750 mi$399$479$369 PETRI WINESCHABLIS, RHINE,VIN ROSE 15 LITER 2/*5 99PAUL MASSON WINESRHINE, BURGUNDY,CHABLIS, ROSE,ZINFANDEL,CHENIN BLANC 1.5 LITER 3/$10SPIRITS 1CHIVAS REGALSCOTCH1.5 LITER SASHAVODKA1.75 LITER$27” $729HOUSE OF STUART BACARDISCOTCH RUM750 ml.LTR $^99 $499CANADIAN COURVOISIER* CLUB COGNAC750 ml.$729 750 ml.$1299COKE6-12 oz. CANS$] 99 JIM BEAM750 ml.$459BOMBAYGIN750 ml.$799JACK DANIELS750 ml.$799SEAGRAM’S ABSOLUT KAHLUAV.O. VODKA LIQUER1.75 LITER V0 99MAR-IN»»AT* -$150 750 ml. 750 ml.$949 $999 $899Hours: Mon.-ThufS , 8am- lam; Fri. & W« reserve the right to limit quantities ondSot., 8om-2om, Sunday, Noon-Midnight correct printing errors. we occept Viso, Mosterchorge ond Checkj » .The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 5, 1984- 35■•*////////////////// rYY/Y////////YY////////////////////,//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////Y/ 'Y/////Y/////YY////Y//Y/YY. ■/,///////////y//////////yy/y///y/////y//y/////y//////////////////y///y///////4,PRE-LAWEVENTSTwo Important EventsFor Students ApplyingThis Fall or NextPRE-LAW MEETINGDiscussion of Admissions Process featuring theDirectors of Admissions from:University of Chicago New York UniversityHarvard University Northwestern UniversityColumbia University Cornell UniversityWednesday, Oct. 10th3:30 p.m.Harper 130Sponsored by the Dean of Students inthe College and University of ChicagoLaw School.LAW SCHOOL FORUMLaw School Admissions Council is sponsoringa two day fair. Law School Admissionspersonnel from over 100 law schools will beavailable; several other services will beavailable.Fri.,Oct. 12-10 a.m. to 8 p.m.Sat., Oct. 13- 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.Holiday Inn Exposition Center350 N. Orleans(directly west of Merchandise Mart)Admission is FREEDON’T MISS THESE EVENTS!•^//////Y//Y/YY/YYYYY/Y/Y/Y//Y/YYYY/YY//YY///Y//YY/YY/Y/YYY//YYYYYYYYYYYY//YYYY/YY<yYY///YY////YY//YYY//Y/YY/YYyYY/Y//yy/// ’7Y/YY7/77777fflY7777//777/77///////Y////////Y/////Y///YsY-fabulously well made of course, and rea¬sonably well priced like everything inGermany. I do not think there is quite theartistic flair you get in Paris, but then Ger¬man people to me either seem to be totallyover the top—very tacky plastic leatherythings and sort of, a bit kitsh—which iswhy they used to run and buy my stuff. Orthey were into Burbury macs, beautifullyexecuted in expensive fabric. I mean, theysort of seem to suffer from one ridiculousextreme to the other. I think they tend toimport a lot of the trash I described to you,quite like here a lot of so called 'nostal¬gia.’ We (fashion designers) are sick ofhearing our clothes described as 40’s.They are not 40’s at all—they owe nothingto the 40’s except they might have ashoulder pad, which is in a completely dif¬ferent shape and a totally different posi¬tion. This labelling is used to create a visu¬al image because they cannot do it in print.October 5, 1984 • 17th Yearby Patrick Moxey39 Year old Anthony Price was born on afarm. His father was a spitfire pilot and apainter, and it is from him Anthony feelshe got his artistic ability, although hismother was also artistic. After finishir,gschool at 15, he found himself working on apoultry farm where he made drawings ofthe animals and birds. Price used thesedrawings to get into Art College. He wentinto fashion design “because I needed todo something on Fridays.” After attendingthe Royal College of Art, Price workedwith a variety of firms and partners,meeting the bands of the time (RollingStones, Traffic, etc), before going on hisown six years ago. He has made clothes formany people in the rock industry (recentlyfor Nick Rhodes' wedding). Album coversto his credit include Lou Reed “Transform¬er,” Roxy Music, Paul Young, and manyothers. He has also done several videosand is keenly interested in photography.Location: Anthony Price’s home, just offthe Kings Road, London, is also his work¬shop and photographic studio, as well asthe nursery for his tropical plants.Hundreds of video cassettes are stackedby the video cassette recorder...Appear¬ance: Price is smart-casual. Two-toneleather boots, beige baggy trousers, andwhite shirt pleated before and behind theshoulder.“I fell faul of the fashion business for 10years. They all thought I was too 'sweaty'and ‘rocky,’ and the rock business whichwas very glamorous but all those fashionpeople did not know about it because theydid not go to the concerts. ..and the rockbusiness thought I was too ‘snooty’ and‘fashion.’ So they all hated me, right? Nowthey all love me because I am both — ‘rock’ and ‘fashion’ has fused into one. In thisbusiness you cannot just walk in and do it.It is not like the rock business, you reallyhave to serve your time. You can spend 20years doing fabulous things and nob^^cares, and when they finally discovdid fabulous things (you mightycrap then) but they go on I ovumother twenty years. In tfnare ignoring somebo^fabulous things buMturn in the CU4takes years 1fashion desigWthe end idea isthan clothes,money out of clotRJduce them like aall these people. ^clothing industry sin^people who did miclothes that sold for 15price have gone. Now y^„like me who make expei^people who can afford it, o?lproduction that produces clunemployed can afford, butgoing to have much designmiddle-of-the-road people havSIevey industry due to the cost of lalBecause of this I have had to coland start kow-towing to the fash^dustry and do proper collections. I ^never do collections you see: they us<say to me ‘spring’ and ‘winter’ and I w<35always say piss-off. because it is alwa^*j90° in a disotech. I mean, who gives a shllwhat the temperature is, who is going toiknow? They get out of the cab and into thebloody building!German fashion? The German fashion in¬dustry is very classic, beautiful clothes—youue doingg you for an-■^ meantime, they/ else who is doingthey have fo wait their,_eue. The fashion businessfor a name to sink in. Everyer.has this little stamp, and‘ to stick it on anything other?cause you cannot makees. You cannot mass pro-^cord or toy. it involvesthat happened to thee 77 is that all the•Ldle-of-the-road nicei medium fashionhave got peoplesive one-offs foryou have mass•othes that thefhey are notontent. Thegone in?ourne cleanon in-vould-'d tould -i11r«iim(-■ i■«r»Tiit.■ r.Wir-mrnr.ryrar.w-i.r'thatI knowy single person•^videos is also intodo anything to put onT they do not see the con-r ,'ween the two things. I didtrail’ but you do not make moneyOf blazing trails: just everybody in thebusiness respects you and how fabulousyou are. but you do not make any fuckingmoney! In the next few months I will bedoing some Commercials—the clothes thatis. The most successful Commercials of aftare of course rock videos.tnat there is, Decause ev^|who is into music an?fashion. They wilLrock videos, b^nection b<‘blazeouW (On a nightclub:) The Cha Cha? That isgone now, it is Asylum at Heaven, anothernight you know. It started off 18 monthsago with 1000 people and now they arequeuing around the block. But the funniestthing in London is, you have now go* a syn¬drome where the gay thing is now so to¬tally in control of this city. So completely,that if you are straight and you want toget out at night, there is no place to go.Whereas if you are gay, there are millionsof places and we have gotten to the pointnow where you actually see hetrosexualmen pretending to be gay to get intoplaces. This is absolutely hilarious, and Ithink the funniest thing I have ever seen.Their (nightlife) world is do devoid, be¬cause catering to them is such a night¬mare...They get drunk, fight, smash placesup, fight over chicks, and nobody wantsthem. Then they get married and stay athome anyway! But the queens are,^e 'tainrock nlv bent (gayYou can see it idown one after thbent...it is hilarious. Bunatural thing, as those peoplp^Tays led the world in artistic talnd now you have to be pretty artismake it in the design or music business. Yes, two years ago at the ChCha...well, it was like the 55 people in London all going somewhere else and calling ia night. Steve Strange was doing his thin(The Camden Palace), and it was in counteraction to that, because too many peoplwere going to that. It was snobbery, in thsense that it was the place to be and none knew about it except the exclusivfew—and because you are there, you arexclusive! Matter of fact, you just call usome queen who knows where it is all happening. (laughter)...! am not particular)snooty—in this business I cannot afford tbe—but I have to go out at night becausthat is where all the business is done, anthat is where you see the bands and thPRICELESS:INTERVIEW WITH BRITISHFASHION DESIGNERANTHONY PRICEIf you think of clothing on a body, everyconveivable fashion that the-re has beenthroughout history can never be much dif¬ferent because they are all made in thesame way with sewing machine fabric.Until they are done by blow moulding orsomething that is completely new. you willnever see vast change. People do not want£ change that much—especially not the-•n. Since time immemorial, men wear. trousers and a jacket. We have gott away from that for a start if things?r going to be differentL is different is fabric, presenta-a woman in the UK now is not^JQE^kot like being a woman in Romano u n t r i e s like Italy, whereand men come round to thecollect you and take you ev-*he doors are opened forS at home as waits for theher to come and get himo all day and she works,music, worries aboutjt to have, and whatkpught to be wearingShe keeps himwant equalitynt the free¬mshii^to gare evfWhatyou. Here he si!‘phone to ringnow. He dresses JHe listenes to rocHwhat record he ougtrousers or shoes hewhile she is out workiwcai imcii o uiumeo—inc'f*and they have got it. They wEdom of loose easy clothes thhad for generations, and theyrestrictions. Straight men wantbe kept down. Only in things likeis a monster like the Joan Collins cfto be found attractive. No matter h<^her tits were, or how good she loci!most men would run a mile from somethlike that. They would not be interested^something that could reduce them to a pil,_of rubble. That does not sit well on thelstraight hetrosexual male. He likes a ^dumb blond.Clothes created by women designers arenever terribly glamourous—men to the .nnlamorous clothes Men’s clothes ford men havenot wantBorneo todynasty,-aracteri big" ed,ngnBcautffui women hunting for thoir men: Antnony Price’s conception of women? From RoxyMusic’s Flesh And Blood. because it pays or models. ,> 1. .1 have hot been in New York for a coupleof months. I will probably go over withBrian Ferry when he goes over to do somebits m the studio we have got do. We havegot to decide on videos and album coversand things. I will always do that with hirTbecause we have been doing it for years,do that with him because he is a friend bulrarely with other people.”:'<1 Do you see differences in the way popu¬lar, culture is deeming itself through musicand fashion irf'NY as compared to Lon¬don? >Yes. they are five years behind(laugher)! Well, they have money to spend,you have wonderful interiors in buildings,but you look around and the people are alin horrible sacking created by Italian de¬signers. And such awful colours; all drabThey are very 'label’ conscious. The En¬glish you see, 'if it does not look right Idon't care who made it, I don’t want toknow.’ But the Americans, ‘it must beright. Georgio Armani made it.’ Advertise¬ment in America works. It you have golenough money, tell them it is fabulous andthey believe it.”I heard that you were considering mak¬ing women s clothing only in drag sizes."Who said that? Who said that? PerhapsI said that there was an enourmous markelin it, but that is sex, not fashion.”Where do you see the difference?“Fashion is frivolity, sex is necessity.”(Laugh like a drain!)How do you feel when you see a popstaiperforming in clothing you have de¬signed?“You cannot hope to jump up and takeall the glory. When you are behind thevideo camera you shut up. take the money,and do what you have got to do! The wholeidea from Hollywood onward, and Marilyn^Monroe, is you did not want to hear how^iey had to winch her tits into that shape' that dress—you want to believe her tits^^uhat shape! It is all a lie. and we perpe-F"^^the lie and they are paying us fort You are paid to make them look)and mane them famous Every En-jP*Tj®ks'on has an undying desire to be1 IS ,jntiel,evat,!e bow desperate■TtyT* sA.is to be famous —London;otjpiC rr'D&r<; R E A T iM P L A Y SLow-priced PreviewsOctober 6-10Sat/Tues/Wed 8:00pmSunday 2:30 & 7:30pm Call 753-4472Yisa/MC/AmexllC students only $3 withStudent Rush! Call for details. rorM^TiiivntiHie l niversitv of Chicago5SSS South Rllis Avenue October 7th!-ii,The Gift Departmentof theUniversity of Chicago BookstoreWelcomes all students and staffto come in and see the wide selection of informalUniversity sweatshirts, t-shirts, and sweatsuits.There is also an excellent selection of smart jackets andAureus sport shirts for your more formal attire. Ofcourse both the informal and sportswear have theUniversity of Chicago logo.The University of Chicago Bookstore970 E. 58th St. 962-87292nd Floor IBX 5-43662—-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984— GREY CITY JOURNALJean Dubuffet: 40 Years of His Art:Over 50 patntings and scuptures bythe endearing and “enduring mod-em master.” At the Smart Gallery.5550 Greenwood. Tue-Sat 10-4, Sun12-4. Free.Rapid Enamel: Paintings and drawings Abstracr/SwUH/lmage: A Re-Vision:by famous graffiti artists, including See review this issie. At the HydeFutura 2000, Lady Pink, Lee Quin- Park Art Center, 1701 E. 53rd. Tue-ones, Rammeflzee, and many others. Sat, 11-5. Free.When did the Renaissance Society Unscene:- An all-media show by 30 vi-get so hip (hop)'> Does the adminis¬tration know about this? The open¬ing, which is sure to be a social im¬perative, Jean Dubuffet, Portrait de Jean Paulhan (1945) at Smart Caller^light. Quite the best “new talent”show of the season At A R C. Gal¬lery, 358 W Huron. 268-7607.sance Society is located on the fourth Mexican Masks From Chicago Coilec-floor of Cobb Hall. Free. bona: it is considered acceptable inMythology and Religion in Recent Art; our society for private citizens toWorks by Anne Abrons, Iris Adler, buy, sell and own what must be seenL.J. Douglas, Joseph Hifton, John as cultural possessions. This beingHuh, Christine O'Conner, David the case, a finite amount of timeSharpe. At the N.A.M.E. Gallery, 9 exists to see these masks, whichW Hubbard. 467-&S50. surety are a part of our heritaoe as “gremlins. ” As the pitots’ spiritualfather, Chuck Yeager (Sam Shepard)embodies the classical mythic hero.Yet, director Kaufman (B.A., M.A.History, U of C) also equates himwith John Ford’s horse hero soiider—“the five-cents-a-day professional.'’As for the rest of the cast, DaveKehr (BA., U of C) says that “theperformances range from the mere¬ly excellent (Scott Glenn) to the sub¬lime (Ed Harris!.” Fri Oct 5 at 6:45 *10:15. DOC $2.56.Gorky Park (Apfed, 1983) Threebodies, mutilated beyond recogni¬tion, are discovered in Moscow'sGorky Park and police inspector Wil¬liam Hurt (of Altered States andBody Heat) is called in to investigatethough the KGB makes it clear thathe is not to solve the case. But thedetective Has a mind of his own anda British accent. He takes mattersinto his own hands a3 he becomes in¬volved with a beautiful actress(Joanna Pacufa), an American sabletrapper (Lee Marvin), a New York defective (Brian Dennehy in hisstrongest role since First Blood), andvarious Soviet hitmen and bureau-cats Based on the bestseller byMartin Cruz Smith, Gorky Park is anintriguing and often frightening po¬litical thriller. Sat Oct 6 at 7 8 9:30.DOC $2.50.Kiss Me Deadly (Aldrich, 1955) RalphMeeker is Mickey Spitlane’s Mike a solution. Aldrich's world is cruelHammer in this wave breaking take and oppressive and his vision ofof speed and brutality Hammer is Hammer portrays a deceitful animaldriving to Los Angeles when he ts whose irresponsibility unleashes aflagged down by a woman named nuclear nightmare upon the beachesChristiana (Cloris Leachman). He dis- of Southern California Mon Oct 8 atcovered that she has escaped from 7.30. DOC. $2 —OKan astyum, but he helps her get Kilter's Kiss (Kubrick, 1955) Writing,away. Christina tells Hammer to “re- directing, editing, and photographi-member her" in case she disappears, ng his second feature, Kubrick madeSure enough, they are run off the a striking surreal and disturbing vi-road. Hammer awakens to find him- skm of New York City. The atmo-self tied up in a room where the girl sphere is dark and unwholesomeis being tortured. When he recovers, and sets the tone for this story of be-Hammer begins a violent crusade to trayal and murder A small timefind the kfiier. His investigative boxer saves a night club dancermethod is brute! and blundering. from an apparent assault and theybut—against the orders of police fait in love. The night club owner hasand government—he stumbles upon pfans of his own and attempts to se-The Right Stuff (Kaufman, 1983) An©pic tale that portrays the postDuster at the Renaissance Society's Rapid Enamel showGrey City Journal 5 October 84Staff: Stephanie Bacon, Heather Blair, Pam Eleisch, Brian Campbell,Ken Fox, Susan Greenberg, David Kaye, Irwin Keller. Randy Kelly, Jae-Ha Kim, Michael Kotze, Tom Lyons, Nadine McGann, David Miller, BrianMulligan, John Probes, Max Renn, Juanita Roche, Rachel Saltz, 8/ayneScott. Kim Shively, Jonathan Turley, Ken Wissoker.Production: Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King. Brian Mulligan, JuanitaRocheEditor: Bruce KingGREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984-3CALENDARconfirmed from page 3fence are the motives of this movie,which inevttabty brings about thegrim denoumenf. With Frank Siverand Jamie Smith. Mon Oct. 8 at 9:30.DOC $2. -OKBob Le Fiambeur (Melvife. 1958) Bob isa gambling addict whose search forthat evef-incr‘; *s»ng fix quid' .brings more trouble than he hasever barganned for Jean-PierreMelville directed a grout ' breakingdrama here: Bob Le Fiambeor s atonce an action film and a comedy ofmanners. The resulting light-heartedtone simply underscores Bob’s prox¬imity to the absurd. 'Gloriously wryand romantic. Bob is the rarest kindof fantasy figure: the kind youwould tike to be...but aiso the ktndyou think, for just a moment, youcould be’ (Richard Schickel> Son Oct7 at 8. $2. DOCWoodstock (Wadieigh, 1970) captureswhat is often regarded as the culmi¬nation of the Age of Aquarius, anage that celebrated peace, love, andmusic. Over 400,000 flocked to hearsuch folk and rock musicians as' JoeCocker. Crosby Stills and Nash, ArloGuthrie, Jimt Hendrix, Santana, Slyand me Family Stone, The Who, JoanSae.’, Country Joe and the Fish andmany others. Winner of the 1970Academy Award for 8eat Documen¬tary Feature. Sat Oct 6 at 7 & ‘9:15International House. $2 — BobTravisPaths of Glory (Kubrick, 1957) Basedon the 1935 best-seller, Ku kick’ssecond film is an explosive «•■mil-warclassic. During the stabilized trenchwarfare of 1918 the French military decides to iaunch another campaignand a pompous career officer(George Macready) orders his sol¬diers to attack an invulnerable Ger¬man positron Kirk Douglas stars asCoionel Dax, the regimental com¬mander who must lead the doomedcampaign into the barbed wire, ar-♦•«ery and machine gun fire of No.Ms. Land. When the campaignfails a".- • astronomical casualties,the remained soldiers refuse toreattempt the attack Refusing tobelieve lhat the mission was imposs¬ible. the commanding ger >< whooriginally ordered the attau- com¬mands that 10 men from each com¬pany be court-martialed on the capt-tal charge of cowardice In the face ofthe enemy. When Dax tries to de¬fend his man, the General responds,"There is no such thing as shell¬shock," and "If those little sweet¬hearts won’t face German bullets,they’ll face France oner, ” Even tn theCold War era, when the film cameout, it was wtdely acc’-a '• ed despiteits anti-war theme. Law S--ooi Audi¬torium. Sun Oct 7 at 8:30 p m. $2-ADThe Big Sleep (Hawks, 1946) A Bogartand Bacall film noir classicHumphrey Bogart plays a deiectivehired by Lauren Bacall’s family tosolve a simple case of blackmei', butthen the corpses start falling. Thescreenplay by Wi»t am Faulkner andJules Furman, among others, basedon a novel by Raymond Chandler,twists and turns untif no one knowswho killed whom or why (Chandlerhimself was confused), but, really,no one cares The fun of this film is,as usual, the interplay between Bo¬gart and Bacall as they speak in in¬nuendoes and the beautiful Hawksdirection Law School Auditorium.Fri Oct 5 at 7:30 and 9:45, 82.50. THEATERA Life Written by Hugh Leonard,directed by Tom Mull. Impendingmortality at Body Politic Theatre,2261 N Lincoln, 871-3000. Thru Oct21. Thurs-Fri at 7:30. Sat at 5:30and 9, Sun at 2:30 and 7:30. $10-14,student discounts available.Baby WHh the Bathwater Written byChristopher (Sister Mary IgnatiusExplains ft All For You) Durang,directed by Donald W. Moffett.Bringing up the modern baby at theGoodman Studio, 200 S. ColumbusThru Oct. 21 Tue-Thurs at 7:30, Frj-Sun at 8. $11-13.Terra Nova Written by Ted Tally,directed by Robert Falls. Upperclass Brits die In Antarctica at Wis¬dom Bridge Theatre, 1559 W How¬ard. 743-6442. Thru Oct 14. Wed-Thurs at 8, Sat at 6 and 9:30, Sun at3 and 7:30 and Tue at 6. $13-15.3-card Monte-or-fhe-Further Adven¬tures of Robin Hood. Written byWayne Juhtin, directed by StuartGordon. Political farce (life) at theOrganic Theatre Company, 3319 NClark. 327-5588. Tue-Fri at 8, Sat at6:30 and 10. Sun at 3 and 7:30.Stage Struck Written by Simon Gray,directed by Tom Irwin. Comic thrillsand psychiatric lovers at The Step-penwolf Theatre, 2871 N Halsted.472-4141. Thru Oct 21. Tues-Fri at 8,Sat at 8 and 9:30, Sun at 3$12.50-17, student discounts avail¬able.The Fifth Sun Written by Nicholas Pa-tricca, directed by Dennis Zacek. Theassassinated Archbishop of San Sal¬vador is theatrically resurrected atVictory Gardens Theatre, 2257 NLincoln. 549-6788. Thru Nov 4. Tue- Thurs at 8. Sat at 6 and 9:30, Son at3. $11-14.The Canterbury Tale* Adapted fromyou know who. The Miller, theKnight the Reeve, the Pardonner,and the Wife of Bath at Piper’sAlley Theatre, 1608 N Wells.337-1025. Thurs-Sun at 8. $8.City on the Make Adaptation ot thework of Nelson Algren, directed byMichael Maggio. Northlight Reper¬tory Theatre, 2300 Green Bay Road,Evanston. Thru Oct. 21. 869-7278.Rosencrantz & Guiidenstern Are Dead Aproduction of University Theaterwill run Fri Oct 5 and Sat 6 at 8.Third floor theater of Reynold'sClub. 962-3414. $3.MUSICChicago Symphony Orchestra Sir GeorgSolti presents a program of Corig-liano, Mozart, and Bartok; PrincipalViolist Milton Preves celebratesfifty years wjth the orchestra with aperformance of Bloch's suite forviola. Fri Or! 5 at 2, and Sat Oct 6 at8. Orchestra Halt $10-28.Andras Scbiff fhe celebrated Hungari¬an pianist celebrates the tercenten¬ary of J.S. “Big Man’’ Bach with aperformance of Book I of The Well-Tempered Clavier Sun Oct 7 at 3 atOrchestra Hall. $8 50-15Kenneth Dor3Ch The artistic directorfor the Chicago Academy of EarlyMule wilt perform a recital of theharpsichord music of J.S. "The Bop-per" Bach and Sons on Oct 7 at 7 atthe Faith Lutheran Church, 41 NPark, Glen Ellyn, 328-2310. $8.Marlyn Travis and Slard De Jong of theAmsterdam Folk Collective performa concert of traditional Irish and con¬temporary music at 1-House, 1414 £69th St Ffi Oct 5, 8:30-12:30. $f Vyju Seshardri in a Bharata Natyam re¬cital. Accompaniment provided byNalyakalalayam. If you know whatit is you probably like it. Sun Oct 7 at6:30. f-House. 1414 E 59th St. Sin¬gles $5; families $10The Fixx Another bland, look-like,sound-like band to captivate theDuran Duran fans who hunger for"meaning." Frf Oct 5 at the AragonBallroom. $13.50.8lack Flag Nol the insecticide, butprobably kills beetles and roachesanyway. Sun Oct 7 at CabaretMetro, 3730 N Clark. All ages wel¬come. — BMJoe ‘‘King" Carrasco and the CrownsTex-Mex dance party—your bestbet for a fun Friday night in ChicagoFri Oct 5 at the Cubby Bear, Clarkand Addison 327-1662.Threepenny Opera Auditions The Three¬penny Opera is one of the great mas¬terpieces of twentieth-century the¬ater. This scathing satire ofbourgeois morality has been makingaudiences squirm for more than fiftyyears—and the squirmers keep com¬ing back for more. What draws themback*? The picaresque story’’ Thegreat, iazzy songs? The laughs0 Thealienation? Whatever it is. TheThreepenny Opera is probably themost (and maybe the only) truly pop¬ular denunciation of modern societyever to hit the stage.This autumn, The Blackfriars aretackling a production of this llfe-on-the-edge, Brecht/Weill classic; won’tyou join them? The production willbe directed by j Scott Johnson, whodirected last year’s Volpone and Oe¬dipus Rex; auditions are Sundayfrom 12 to 5, at Reynolds Club, FirstFloor Theater — MKGCJ CONGRATULATES THE CUBS ON WINNING THEIR DIVISION, YOU CONSTRUCTINTRICATE RITUALS WHICH ALLOW YOU TO TOUCH THE SKIN OF OTHER MEN4—FRiDAr, OCTGBtH t>, iy«4— GREY CITY JOURNALSTX1T.OCT. 7ChapelFestivaltroay^iBOCEEFELLEB CHAPEL8:30 a.m.Ecumenical Serviceof Holy Communion11:00 a.m.University ReligiousServiceBernard O. Brown, DeanRockefeller Memorial chapelpreaching12:30 p.m.Luncheon on theSouth Lawn!AND!MARKTWAIN(noted actor William McLinn)Declaring HIMSELF!for the Presidency!REYNOLDS CLUB8:00 p.m.The Candidate Meetsthe PressAll events free & with refreshmentsSponsored by the University Campus Ministersand Rockefeller Memorial Chapel | The Chicago Maroon |^ Needs production people. 5| Visit our office (Room 303) 5S, in Ida Noyes Hall \5 — We need you — 1HELP BUILD THEHILLEL SUKKAHSUNDAY, OCTOBER 7,198410:00 A.M.Barbeque following at 6:00 P.M.lots of good food$3.50 for helpers$4.50 non workersDecorating will be done through WednesdayaromaiOv \if\^° The Chicago Maroonis now soliciting your questionsand comments on the issuesof:1. Arms Control2. The Economy3. 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This rare find of a converti¬ble, 2-3 bedrooms, 2 baths, 5050 S.East End apartment is priced at only$45,000. Estate sale.by "Uiwy G*or$**'Spaceman earned his nickname in seventhgrade when he passed out on cheap wine at a BarMitzvah. He later went to Duke University tolearn about geology, but became caretaker of thecampus fountains and gardens and spent hot sum¬mer afternoons arranging flowers and mowinggrass.When Spaceman came home in dune he hadn’tseen me in almost a year, and he wanted to knowwhen l had a free afternoon. He caught me at aconfusing time in my life, when I slaved voluntari¬ly like a Chief in a cuckoo’s nest and waited tothrow my sink through a wail and walk freelyagain, i had just finished Naked Lunch and under¬stood none of it. I had a night job at a refrigerat¬ed loading dock “fucking trucks'’ for a fin an hourand seeing enough on an average shift to makeSigmund Freud wet his pants. I ate my dinners atWendy’s and sat In the parking Jot as high schoolkids toasted Ronnie and James Dio and MotleyCrue prior to a night at the drive-in.On the Fourth of July Spaceman called and saidhe had the goods. Spaceman specializes in cele¬bration, and on our country’s birthday 200 millionpeople would lead the way by draining the bot¬tle, puking, farting for days, and kilting one an¬other painlessly on the highways. Legally. Wewouldn’t.Spaceman picked me up at seven-thirty anddrove to Chambers’ Pit. When you’re 4 you playwith Tonka trucks at Chambers' Pit. When you’re12 you hit rocks with a beat-up baseball bat, andwhen you’re 17 you park there ail night after thesenior prom, The progression seemed natural,then, that Chambers* must serve some function forthe 18 and overage groups.>Und the Pit deserted, lit only byand the City lights four milesOf special celebration foodSpend in half an hour we each layback on the hilfSkfe and watched the sun splash itscolors on the brilliant pine trees swaying in ourminds.I thought of Olduvai George, and fully expectedhomo habilis to tap me on the shoulder and bullshit for a while. Habilis had life so easy and prob¬ably knew how to enjoy his free time as much asthe elephants and cats who still roam the savan¬nah while high on homegrown animal drugs.The world glowed with purple tints as weturned on the tape player and walked toward aclearing. The grass parted before us, and tracedour path to a dried up pond where firefliesdanced among some whitewall tires and deadtruck batteries. As Roger Waters told stories oflunatics and eclipses we played catch wih a bas¬ketball and discussed perception. Spaceman ab¬sorbed the foreground while I focused on thebackground of every landscape we viewed, andwe wondered if people necessarily see only back¬ground and foreground but never the whole pic¬ture no matter how hard they try. Nature says wecan’t.Arthur Lee earned top billing on our musicalcard that evening and I know that none of youhad ever heard of Arthur Lee’s Love becausethat’s 1967 and ancient history and people justdon’t do that stuff anymore, man. His out-of-printalbums fetch $20 each and I own seven of them,seven albums filled with singing cowboys and icecream men, heroin addiction and nuclear explo¬sions, and held together by his hypnotic voice andsome of rock's finest string arrangments ever.People don’t want to hear that stuff.That nigfrt wethe twilight sunsouth. Twotopped the m Timothy Leary seen here “romping” at his infamouscocaine farm.GCJ EXCLUSIVETo experience some of thepsychedelic phenomena discussedin the article lick the greyarea below.Stare at these circular images and watch time andspace disintergrate. Spaceman soaked up the sound and talkedabout the realm we entered, where everythingfrom Eastern's relativity to Joyce’s Ufysses ex¬plained its secrets with a clarity unheal of inclassrooms and barrooms.Aldous Huxley found that realm, and that nichtwe discovered why he searched so hard to gainentry. Timothy Leary reached it in i960 and won¬dered out loud whether the secrets of the uni¬verse wait locked inside morning glory seeds.Leary recounts his evolution from Harvard pro¬fessor to CIA-proclaimed revolutionary in Flash¬backs, his autobiography (Tarcher Pubishing,$9.95) flashbacks provides more than tne factsof Leary's life; it teaches a lesson and chroniclesthe beginning of what Leary calls the InformationAge during which the media holds the strengthand intelligence replaces industry as the nation’smost important means of production.The book exposes the workings of a govern¬ment—from West Point to Washinton—which owesas much to Big Brother as it does to feudal Europe.It always shows dramatically the powerful side-effect of hero-worship and how the governmentfought not the chemists and the users behind theacid movement but the sy/».> ' behind the acidmovement in its efforts to end .he ’60s culturalrevolution. Stories of chromosome damage andsuicides while under LSD caused mass paranoiaand acid, never recovering from the blows,slipped from mainstream use,The same forces worked in 1982 with the Tylen¬ol scare. As Leary says in a footnote on p. 383,“Tylenol was the safest and most effective drugin its field. Because someone in Chicago tamperedwith a few boxes of Tylenol, the name of the drugbecame trigger for ancient, protozoan paranoiasabout poison in the environment." Acid’s safety,argued by its discoverer Dr. Albert Hoffman andby the CIA’s own reports, outshines that of allother abused drugs, including nicotine and alco¬hol; LSD has no known physical side-effects, evenin large doses. Yet polluted acid supplies, storiesof how Leary “blew out his brain with acid,’’ andstories of people leaping from windows de¬stroyed the drug’s mystique and turned peopleoff.Big Brother worked.Leary still favors legalization of consciousnessexpanding drugs, and argues the case on the suc¬cess of his early Harvard psychedelic experi¬ments, which tested psychedelics as potentialcures for some mental illnesses. He began eachchapter with a mini-bio of a prominent personfrom history, philosophy, or literature who hadsome influence on or involvement in a conscious¬ness-raising movement. Ultimately, he drawsfrom his over 300 trips and their revelations aspositive proof of the benefits of LSD or psilocybinuse under controlled conditions by licensed peo¬ple.Is Leary a reborn Socrates, seducing the youtnof his nation because the youth holds the power ofchange? Or is he a new Copernicus, who will diefor views the world denies for hundreds of yearsbefore accepting? Better yet, do the secrets ofthe universe lie in morning glory seeds and rarefungi? Reading flashbacks and consideringLeary's convincing arguments puts these ques¬tions in a different perspective, and though itmay not incline you to join Spaceman and Lenny atChambers' Pit, it will forcibly demonstrate the in¬escapable influence of the media on our value jud¬gements.Well, make that ‘almost inescapable,' rightSpaceman?GREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984-7STA^ THE V£/|a* OFF RIGHT/ACCORDS CIVICS*7409 *5416OTHER MODELS IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIA TE DELIVERY!,T running SMOQT/fUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSTUDENTS & STAFFOFF ON ALLPARTS & SERVICEPRESENT YOUR SCHOOLI.D.*COOD THROUGH 10/31/84□□□□□ .N STONYOPEN MONDAY-SATURDAY7720 STONY ISLAND • 978-7900 MAINFRAME STATISTICSON YOUR MICROSYSTAT is a highly sophisticated statistical package that operates onnearly every personal computer running CP/M, PC-DOS or MS-DOS.SYSTAT has virtually all the data management and statisticasl analysiscapabilities of mainframe packages. It is just as accurate, but far moreconvenient and less costly. Features include:—Multivariate general linear model performsREGRESSION (stepwise, stagewise, forcing variables)ANOVA (n-way for balanced or unbalanced designs, unequal cellsizes, repeated measures)MANOVA and ANCOVA-Log-linear models—Multidimensional scaling—Factor Analysis—Database management including:Formatted or free input operationsSorts and merges by multiple variablesOperations on numeric and character variablesSaving of transformed data sets—Up to 200 variables, cases limited only by disk size—Interactive or batch operation with clear command syntax—Does not require a hard disk or mathematics co-processor-Only $495.A representative from SYSTAT will demonstrate this remarkablepackate, at Pomerleau Computing Systems:Thursday, October 11 at 7:00 PMIt’s free, but please phone for reservationsPOMERLEAU COMPUTINGSYSTEMSof Hyde ParkPersonal computer sales, supplies, educationAuthorized KAYPRO dealer1352 E. 53rd St. phone: 667:2075The NORTH SIDEMAROON EXPRESSRIDES AGAINThe MAROON EXPRESS, our weekend coach service to the Loop and North Side, continues toprovide affordable, dependable, and comfortable transportation for University of Chicagostudents, resuming Friday, October 5. The service will run for 9 weekends, ending on Saturday,December 1.The Express will run to and from Ida Noyes Hall and the Shoreland on Friday and Saturdaynights, making 3 departures and 3 return trips, the last two return buses will make additionalstops in Hyde Park. Buses will go to the Art Institute and Water Tower Place areas along MichiganAvenue, and the popular Lincoln Avenue and Clark-Diversey neighborhoods on the North Side.Tickets for the Maroon Express can be purchased with a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyesinformation desk, Reynolds Club box office, or any Residence Hall front desk. Individual one¬way tickets cost $1.25 and can be purchased in lots of 10 or more for $1.00 each.Schedule for Maroon ExpressIda NoyesShorelandArt InstituteWater Tower Place‘Inner Lake Shore Drive& Division (1200 N)‘Clark & LaSalle(1700 N)Grant Hospital(Webster 4 Lincoln)Divenry 4 Clark Northbound6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pm6:40 pm 8:40 pm 10:40 pm6:55 pm 8:55 pm —7:10 pm 9:10 pm —7:30 pm 9:30 pm — —7:45 pm 9:45 pm 1115 pm 1:45 am‘Courtesy drop-ott Hop by request only Note No pck-up M ths location Diversey & ClarkGrant Hospital(Webster 4 Lincoln)Water Tower Place(1. Magnin)Art InstituteShorelandIda Noyes Southbound7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm— — Midnight 1.45 am2:00 am— 12:15 am 2:15 am- 10.00 pm 12:30 am 2.30 am8:30 pm 10:30 pm‘Drop-cits throughout Hyde Park including Shoreland and Ida Noyes8—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984—GREY CITY JOURNALSTAGE STRUCK: A STORY OF ILLUSIONS AND LIES“Playgoing is an art. It demands an activeenthusiasm to join in an act of creation, theskill to interpret stage action, and the dis¬cipline of an artist to fashion the play inthe mind. The skill and discipline requiredto enjoy a good play to the full are verymuch part of the sheer pleasure of thetheatre.J.L. Styan, The Elements of Dramaby Brian MulliganGoing to see a play is quite differentthan going to a movie. A movie has onlyone possible outcome, it is frozen on cellu¬loid — watching it is a passive act. In the theatre the fact that we are watching realpeople makes us feel that anything canhappen, even though there is a likely out¬come — the one the author wrote. No¬where is this sense of watching a destinyunfold more exciting than in the genre ofthe thriller. The very structure of it is thatanything can happen. For their first playof their ninth season Steppenwolf TheatreEnsemble has chosen to try their hand atsuspense. The play is Stage Struck bySimon Gray, a talented Spanish play¬wright. The play was written in 1979 butis just now receiving its American Pre¬miere.Boys shouldn’t play with guns and knives: oirls shouldn’t olav with spears. To get a good handle on a play it is ofteninstructive to imagine the difference be¬tween reading it as a dramatic piece andwatching it in performance. Stage Struckprobably seemed very clever and witty onpaper. Perhaps too clever and witty. Grayis working with unfamiliar tradition here— his other plays are polite comedies ofthe English middle class. Being a talentedplaywright, Gray carries it off but justbarely. We become quite involved in theraveling and unraveling of the lives offour people but he almost loses us in theprocess.The premise of Stage Struck is this; Rob¬ert is a failed actor and an unambitiousstage manager who has settled into a lifeof tranquil domesticity pampering andcoddling his actress wife Anne, a womanwith a lot of ego and a little talent. Theirneighbor is an academic by the name ofHerman, who is working on study of HenryJames. Herman's girl trouble serves as aplayful counterpoint to the ensuing mari¬tal problems of Robert and Anne. Anne re¬turns home one evening to announce that(upon the recommendation of her psycho¬analyst, Widdecombe) she wants Robertout of both her house and her life. Robert,it seems, has been very unfaithful overthe year of their marriage. Robert’s reac¬tion to this state of circumstances makesup the rest of the story.Gray has some obvious problems withthe pacing of the action. The greatestproblem is that the first act seems littlemore than a set up for the second. Also aproblem is the breakneck pace of the plottwists in the second act. They keep comingso that by the time the play is finished wehave become almost numbed to the shocks(we anticipate them as well). However,Gray does tie everything back togetherskillfully in the final minutes of the play —not gracefully, but skillfully.Gray further redeems himself for thesometimes mechanical plot by playfullyemploying the knowledge that the pri¬mary way to generate suspense and excit-ment is in the creation and destruction ofillusions. Gray demolishes what the char¬acters think about each other and theworld they live in. Nothing is as it seemsand nothing stays the same for very long.Gray is very conscious of the fact that weall tell a lot of lies in our attempts to de¬fine ourselves. He is also very self-con¬scious of the theatre being the arena of il¬lusions. He uses this to his advantage in the irony of making Robert a stage man¬ager.The production has been smoothly exe¬cuted by the entire company. Tom Irwin, amember of the acting repertory, has hisdirectorial debut on the Steppenwolfmainstage. Irwin is obviously comfortablewith the cast and moves them easilythrough the action. Irwin doesn’t try any¬thing too risky but he seems to possess asure hand.John Mahoney as Robert turns in agraceful and competent performance butwe really don’t see enough of his despera¬tion. His character seems enveloped in anair of smugness which undercuts all hisother actions. He is almost unaffected bywhat is going on around him. As Robert isthe central character of the play he ismore restrained in his energy than are theother actors. Rondi Reed as Anne, is suit¬ably loud and brash. Her character aswritten is not very much to work with —Anne is mostly a derivative figure, onehalf Bette Davis in All Aboute Eve and onehalf Elizabeth Taylor in real life. Reeddoes as much as it seems she could with thematerial. She does get very high marksfor her scream — truly piercing.The neighbor, Herman, is played by RickSnyder, who provides a stable balance tothe chaos in Robert and Anne’s house.Snyder is appropriately restrained in hisperformance until it comes time for him todrop his theatric bombshells... The bestperformance of the evening is easily AlanWilder's as Widdecombe the shrink. Withinthe time of half an hour he gracefully andconvincingly turns his character around180 degrees from an evil menacing deityto a pathetic sniveling coward with only afew stitches of humanity left.All the technical aspects of the product¬ion are well done. The only problem I hadwith the set was the trap door which didnot work very well. The set, lighting, andcostumes were all appropriately realis¬tic.Like the good little college theatre re¬viewer that I am, I listened attentively tothe audience as they filed out. The oneword which I heard over and over was“fun”; “Boy, that was fun,” “Yeah, thatwas fun.” And “fun” ain’t bad in thesedark, depressing days of King Ronnie'sreign. Stage Struck is an entertaining andworthwhile evening of theatre. It will beplaying at the Steppenwolf Theatre at2851 N. Halsted through October 21.GREY CITY COWBOY BRUNCHSUNDAY 12:30 OK CORRAL1642 E. 56th NO. mGREENHORNS WELCOMEBRING YOUR COWBOY HATGREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984-9WHOE’ER HAS TRAVELL’D i 1 EARLY BIRDLIFE’S DULL ROUND,WHERE’ER YOUR STAGES RUMMAGEMAY HAVE BEEN,MAY SIGH TO THINK SlipPlants, Bakery.Ronks FtrYOU MAY HAVE FOUNDTHE WARMEST WELCOMEAT AN INN Saturday,October 6.19849:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.Welcome to Church of St.Paul and TheRedeemer4945 S. 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Will you?AmericanRed CrossTEACHERSUnited Artists PrnmuAn AARON RUSSO ProductionAn ARTHU R HILLER Filmsumng NICK NOLTE • jOBETH WILLIAMS - JUDD HIRSCH • RALPH MACCHIO“TEACHERS” ALLEN GARf IELD *» LEE GRANT «■ RICHARD MULLIGANWrrtlenbtr VI. R. McKINNEY Production Dcvftvd In RICHARD MacDONALD Director of Photograph* DAVID M. WALSHmaS-Sr Emut.*Producer IRWIN RISSO Producedb* AARON RUSSO DirectedB* ARTHUR HILLERstraw* ivMuauot. aU* ni/itiis and< ASsrtTt&Featuring the minx of ZZ TOP BOB SECER JOE COCKER NIGHT RANGER .38 SPECIAL THE MOTELSAW MrsarMOM FKEDDIE MERCURY IAN HUNTER ROMAN HOLLIDAY ERIC MARTIN Ic FRIENDS•STARTS OCTOBER 5th AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE IMAROON -I962 95551EDUCATIONALCENTERTtSI PREHVHATION SPECIALISTSSWCE tSJUARLINGTON HEIGHTSCHICAGO CENTERHIGHLAND PARKLAGRANGE CENTER 437-6650764-5151433-7410352-5840Permanent Centers in Mote Than 120 Maior U S. Cities & AbroadFor information about other center?OUTSIDE 6.Y. STATE CAU. TOLL FREE 100-223 1712In New York State Stanley H Kaplan Educational Center LtdBEAUTIFULSOUTH SHOREON JEFFERY BLVD.SPACIOUS STUDIOS $2901 BEDROOMS $340-355- All utilities included -NEAR LAKE AND YMCA.ELEVATOR. LAUNDRY.PARKING.EXPRESS BUS AND IC ATDOOR.- AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY -Resident Manager: 643-2383—■ - — --10—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984— GREY CITY JOURNALTby Mike KotzeThe opera Arabella is unlikely to be con¬sidered by many as one of RichardStrauss’ finest works. Many seem to con¬sider it a rather tired re-tread of his mostpopular opera, the “comedy for music”Der Rosenkavalier; one frequently hearsArabella described as “Rosenkavalierand water,” and one critic, charging thework to be a symptom of Strauss’ “musicalhardening of the arteries” dubbed it“Sclerosenkavalier.”Is this reputation deserved? Yes and no.True, Arabella shows a definite falling offwhen compared with Rosenkavalier, andthe two works beg comparison: both areproducts of the remarkably fruitful colla¬boration between Strauss and the Aus¬trian poet Hugo von Hofmannsthal (whichalso bore such masterworks as Elektra andAriadne auf Naxos), and both are come¬dies revolving around love among the no¬bility in some yester-year Vienna. Strausshimself, while the work was still in barelyembryonic form, wrote to Hofmannsthal:“So please write something. It could evenbe a second Rosenkavalier, if nothing bet¬ter occurs to you.”Still, despite any unflattering compari¬sons which can be made, Arabella is a high¬ly original work, and has a genuine charmall its own. Above all, it is a tour de forceof musical characterization: from thesculpted beauties of the title character'svocal lines to the folk inflections in themusic of her rural suitor Mandryka,Strauss’ knack for delineating personali¬ties through his music is astonishing. Thereis an exactness in this music which its de¬tractors would describe as pedantic orfussy, and it must be said that this preci¬ sion can sometimes seem to hold the musicunder a very tight rein, for indeed the mo¬ments of full-throated lyrical expansion inArabella are not frequent. Compared withthe full-throttle soaring romanticism of thebig moments in Rosenkavalier, Arabellacan be seem a bit muted. But this is certain¬ly not faceless music; it has its own veryparticular character. Arabella is, aboveall, a conversational opera.And that is, I think, where the trouolelies for its American audiences. Arabella isless like a standard grand opera withhummable tunes and a story-book plot,and more like a play set to music. An audi¬ence that cannot understand the libretto’sverbal by-play is going to be quickly frus¬trated, and leave the theater feelingcheated. I fear that the great majority ofthe largely non-German-speaking LyricOpera audience, many of whom rely on thefew paragraphs of plot summary providedin the program book to keep them abreastof the action, will miss out on the pleasuresArabella has to offer. Strauss' music can¬not really be appreciated without a com¬prehension of Hofmannsthal’s words;Strauss understood this, and wanted, evenin German theaters, the houselights to beleft bright enough during performances ofArabella for the audience to follow the li¬bretto. The Lyric audience could have ben¬efited greatly from Strauss’ advice—un¬fortunately, the house went dark. The bestthing non-German-speakers going to Ara¬bella can do is get a copy of the libretto inadvance and familiarize themselves withit, preferably with the aid of a recording.A copy of Hofmannsthal’s rather hefty li¬bretto is available from the Lyric for$4.00: the edition contains a generallyfine English translation by John Gutman.As for recordings, two most recommendab-le versions are available, one conductedby Georg Solti on Decca, the other by Wolf¬gang Sawllisch on EMIAngel; the Solti fea¬tures Lisa Della Casa (in a performance un¬matched on records) and a virile andforthright Mandryka from George London,while the Sawllisch offers the majesticArabella of Julia Varady and a super-subtle, remarkably sensitive Mandrykafrom her real-life husband, DietrichFischer-Dieskau. Both recordings are ter¬rific ways to get to know the opera.And you really ought to get to know theopera, because the new Lyric production isvery good; it would be a shame if perfor¬mances of this high caliber were to gounappreciated due to a basic misunder¬standing of the work. Don’t go expecting aViennese waltz-fest or, like the people sit¬ting around me on Friday night, you'll findArabella insufferably talky and down¬right boring. Despite the spectacular set¬tings and the bustling ballroom scenes, inArabella most of the action takes placewhen people just sit down and talk. Aslong as you can follow the talk, you’ve gotit made.Arabella is the eldest daughter of CountWaldner, whose fortunes are in serious de¬cline. He needs to find a rich husband for his daughter, and has installed his familyin a large hotel suite in Vienna. Vienna isthe place to find the girl a husband; he andhis family are living far beyond theirmeans, but Waldner feels the gamble willpay off. Waldner has another daughter,Zdenka, who goes through much of theopera disguised as a boy. due to the highcost of raising daughters among the Vien¬nese nooility. At present, Waldner canonly afford dresses and jewels for onedaughter. Arabella is rather choosy in hersuitors spurning them all while she waitsfor “der Richtig,” the one man who is rightfor her. By the opera's end, Arabellameets her Mr. Right, Zdenka comes out ofthe closet, and Count Waldner makes a be¬lated return to solvency.The Arabella was Kiri Te Kanawa, NewZealand soprano and current darling ofthe opera world. Beautiful both in appear¬ance and voice, Te Kanawa cuts an undeni¬ably glamorous figure on stage. On thedebit side is her seeming emotional de¬tachment from the music she’s singing; herperformances generally sound gorgeous,but always seem a bit cool, and somewhatdramatically uninvolved. This was particu¬larly troubling in the performances shegave of Rosenkavalier at the Metropoli¬tan Opera a couple of seasons back. I'mhappy to report that this opera suits hermuch better, and turns some of her per¬forming shortcomings into assets; thisprobably has more to do with the charac¬ter of Arabella than anything else. Ara¬bella is a very restrained, calculating andaloof young woman; she is strong-willed,but this more often takes the form of a sortof passive resistence rather then positiveaction. Te Kanawa must find this a verycongenial role: her performance was sensi¬tively acted and beautifully vocalized.There was a rightness, an appropriatenessabout it that provided a real frisson of rec¬ognition in the opera’s final words: “I can¬not be another—take me as I am.”Ingvar Wixell was outstanding as Man¬dryka, the Slavonian nobleman who comesto Vienna to find a bride, and who turnsout to be Arabella’s Mr. Right. This Man¬dryka was no bumpkin, but a real gentle¬man out of his element away from hisfields and forest, bewildered by the waysof the big city, but only allowing himself todisplay gaucherie of the most ingenuousand charming kind. Vocally too this Man¬dryka was above reproach, with a gleam¬ing baritone that always gave pleasure,and a pointed delivery of the words thatalways gave enlightenment. And fortuna¬tely, Wixell’s rather unromatic physicalappearance was cunningly disguised bythe costumer and wigmaker, making himlook dashing enough to woo credibly thepicture-perfect Te Kanawa.Soprano Barbara Daniels turned in avery impressive Lyric debut as Zdenka,her very feminine beauty and surprisinglypowerful lyric soprano voice belying herboyish demeanor. Also making his Lyricdebut was German baritone Artur Korn,who offered an amusingly underplayed Waldner—a clown, yes, but a clown whonever forgets that he is a nobleman. Gor¬don Greer was all one could wish for in aromantic tenor, and Mignon Dunn was animposing and very funny CountessWaldner. *■The opera was smoothly and cogentlydirected by Willi Decker, using a physicalproduction borrowed from London's RoyalOpera House. The complicated blockingwas adroitly managed: we never losttrack of the principals, as sometimes hap¬pened in the Lyric's new Eugene Onegin.The production offered some truly beauti¬ful stage pictures, none so memorable asArabella’s final descent down the greatstaircase, a beautifully managed moment.This was not an innovative or eccentricproduction; this was Strauss' and Hof¬mannsthal’s Arabella, and not WilliDecker's, and one is grateful to him forthat. What a pleasure to see an operawhere all of the original stage directionsare observed!The orchestra played quite well underthe direction of John Pritchard, whosereading of the score was a bit on the dullside, I would have preferred a conductorwho’d have provided a bit more Straus-sian opulence when the opportunity arose.There wasn’t a great deal seriously wrongwith Pritchard’s work here; it just lackedthe final degree of sparkle, excitement,and sensuousness that puts the seal on agreat Strauss performance.The chief pleasures of this Arabella arethe grand singing and the stylish stage di¬rection, but Arabella being the rather pe¬culiar piece of work it is, neither can befully appreciated without a little ho¬mework. Make the effort—it’s worth it.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984—11i —»<> - * l ’ 1 t X 'V-,U'A , - , ' -;1 T* j -> ' -;;; ' .■Richard Loving, Light Pursuits, 1983...\' ' - - _ «. *,a~: 'UC-p-'.•0si0?SiV*S. f‘‘/ < / ■ ■' t ■ . ' ' 'Vera Klement, Pacific Rim, 1983by Stephanie BaconThe current show at the Hyde Park Art Center iscalled Abstract/Symbol/Image: A Revision. Be¬cause it is vague, this rather off-putting titleseems to suggest that the works have no signifi¬cant commonality. Upon reading the catalogue,however, one finds that it was curator CharlotteMoser’s intention to assemble an updated sam¬pling of Chicago Imagist work, what she calls “anopportunity to re-consider the categories whichhave become entrenched’’ in recent Chicago paint¬ing, Moser seems to strain for an art-historicalcontext in her conception of the show, but the sig¬nificance of the commonality that she impliesamongst the works is questionable. None of thischanges the fact that this is a fine show of matureand vibrant work.Most of the pieces in the show, and especiallythe most memorable works, are abstract. Curious¬ly, Moser identifies the symbol as the commonpoint between abstraction and representation inChicago art; but since the representational worksin the show are few and relatively less excitingthen the abstract, and since the symbology of theabstract work is quite different from the symbo¬logy of the representational work, the symbolper se is not a point for particularly insightfulcomparison of these works. Indeed, the varietyamong these 24 works by 12 painters, while notnearly comprehensive of the whole Chicago Ima¬gist movement, is a real strong point of the exhib¬ition.The work of Richard Loving is exceptional, notjust among Chicago painters but among contem¬porary painters in general, for its successfully ab¬ stracted consideration of issues the Impression¬ists worked with. He considers color in light, notas pertaininq to representation, so much as per¬taining to: abstract texture and surface. His piece.The Quite Helpless (1984). is more representa¬tional and ultimately less effective than anotherwork Light Pursuits (1983). The latter dispenseswith traditional dimensionality and is the betterfor it. w /ejki'-'TAlso wonderful are the two works of Vera Kie-menf: Tone (1984) and Pacific Rim (1983). Bothworks employ dual imagery, one image on a sepa¬rate canvas is affixed above or below a secondimage on a larger canvas. Thus Klement estab¬lishes a dialectic between the images, which arealways organic. In Tone, a bell shape is situatedabove a progression of color which recalls land¬scape; in Pacific Rim, two orange half circles aresituated above a dark field. Although theseimages are definitely suggestive, Klement’sheavy, almost monolithic execution continually,compels the viewer to read the forms as abstract.Ultimately, the viewer is affected by a very pow¬erful, earthy mysticism.Two works by Roland Ginzel are lively formalexperiments. His construction of a composition ofspectrums in Desbarats H4, (1977), and his de-con¬struction of planes formed by color in Untitled(1982-83), are fresh and intelligent.The formalism of Frank Piatek is also intrigu¬ing; his Abstract Configuration That Begins ToShine: Memories of a Burning Giraffe (1984) real¬ly does begin to shine upon prolonged examina¬tion, and moves, and fascinates, all through theuse of color and delicate brush-work sans recog¬nizable image.Bild #3 (1979), by Dan Ramirez consists of agrey spatial field, minimalistically represented,framed by a black rectangle. The canvas is notrectangular, however, but trapezoid, wide at thebottom; the piece conveys conflicting suggestionsof a window (standard architectural interior)while denying that interior by the trapezoidshape. This is a lovely and contemplative piece,more meditative than some of Ramirez’ work.The show runs until October 17, after which timeit travels around the state. Other artists in theshow are William Conger, Judy Geichmen, thequiet and lyrical Miyoko Ito (to whose memorythe show is dedicated), Barbara Rossi (whoseOrange A.M. is animatedly reminiscent of EvaHesse), Amy Sheng-Kohler, Evelyn Statsinger,and Ray Yoshida. The show is well worth seeing;it will probably turn out to be one of the bestshows in Hyde Park spaces this year.■■■■■ .Dan Ramirez, Bild 03, 197912—PRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1984—GREY CITY JOURNAL■ — g—|