1V 1■ — —The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 58 The University of Chicago 4 Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 25, 1984Apartment residents protest relocationBy Frank LubySeveral university apart¬ment students, faced with relo¬cation from their building at1215 E. Hyde Park Blvd., helda meeting last night with hous¬ing officials and managementto address “general non-coop¬eration” and a lack of fairnessin housing’s handling of theirrelocation process.Outlined in a meeting agen¬da sent to Student OmbudsmanJean O’Brien and AssociateDean of Students Edward Tur-kington, the complaints in¬clude a lack of options on otherapartments within the system,late notification of the need forrelocation, and the late deci¬sion to close Greenwood Hall, the undergraduate dormwhose closing compelled thehousing office to move under¬graduates into the building onE. Hyde Park Blvd., amongother places.“I guess what is frustratingis that it’s obvious that theydon’t have a clear policy,” saidHoward Mitzel, a graduate stu¬dent who lives on the 1215’sfifth floor and consequentlydoes not “know when they’lltell me I have to move.” Tur-kington said residents of thefifth floor may keep their cur¬rent apartments if space isavailable. “As of right now allof the apartments up throughthe fourth floor have been re¬served by undergraduates,”O’Connell favorsfee IncreaseBy Rosemary BlinnCharles O’Connell, dean ofstudents in the University, an¬nounced Monday his supportfor an increased Student Activ¬ities Fee beginning winterquarter, and for more formalmeasures giving graduate stu¬dents access to the fundingraised. He also opposed the re¬sults of a referendum givingHARC funding through a $2quarterly fee.O’Connell supported StudentGovernment’s recommenda¬tion that the quarterly activi¬ties fee be increased to S10 butalso specified in his report that“25 percent or $2.50 of the $10quarterly fee be returned tostudent councils in the origin¬ating units.” O’Connellstressed that “this money isgoing to the students, not theunit,” so it will be studentcouncils distributing themoney, rather than the admin¬istration.The proposal provides for¬mal student councils in thegraduate schools and divisionswhich will spend money for ac¬tivities in their area. A further-reaching goal of these councilsis to unify each separate aca¬demic unit. As Chris Hill, Stu¬dent Government (SG) presi¬dent said. “The reasoningbehind it is that before you feelpart of the total University youmust feel part of your sec¬tion.”The SG Finance Committee(SGFC) will remain in controlof funding for University activ¬ities. Groups which combinegraduates and undergraduatesmay still get funding fromSGFC.Both SGFC and MAB will re¬ceive about 50 percent in¬ creases in their funds as a re-sult of this graduate/undergraduate division offunding. It will mean about$105,000 for SGFC and $70,000for MAB. O’Connell antici¬pates that SGFC will givemoney to about 90 percent ofcontinued on page nineChris HillQuantrellwinnersnamed1983-84 Quantrell winnerswere announced Thursday.David Draper of Statistics,Robert Ferguson of English,Jean Comaroff of Anthropolo¬gy, and Dennis Hutchinson ofthe New Collegiate Division re¬ceived the annual award forexcellence in undergraduateteaching, which includes a$2,500 stipend.InsidetIM PlayoffsMaroon ■ sportsThe Grey City Gerbillooks at Birds Covergcj -cover said Turkington. The real es¬tate office has informed Tur¬kington that if space remainsavailable on the fifth floor thegraduate residents in thebuilding may move there.The other residents, though,have to leave the building be¬fore their leases expire in Au¬gust, according to Turkington.The University has allowed those students staying withinthe system a $300 moving al¬lowance, which residentLawrence Chalip considered“very fair.” However, the ten¬ants feel the University has notprovided them with enoughhousing options because thetenants cannot receive priorityon waiting lists which theywould have been on had theyPHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLIS1215 E. Hyde Park Blvd. is the residence hall wheredisplaced Greenwood occupants will reside afterspring quarter 1984. known of the move earlier, andbecause they have not felt sa¬tisfied with the alternative ac¬commodations the Universityhas offered thus far. As Mitzelsaid, “I planned on anotheryear, and I certainly don’twant to move.”If the lack of adequate ac¬commodations forces tenantsto leave the housing system,some students wonder whetherthe University will providethem with any assistance oroffer “relaxation of lease con¬straints,” according to theagenda submitted to O’Brienand Turkington. Also, some ofthe tenants have preliminaryexams in July and September,or previous research commit¬ments which makes relocationprior to the end of summerquarter a major inconven¬ience.The problem of relocationarose when the University de¬cided to close Greenwood Hall,an undergraduate dormitorywhich closes permanentlyafter spring quarter. The hous¬ing office decided to move thecurrent Greenwood residentsto “comparable types of ac¬commodations, as an alterna¬tive to the more traditionalstyle of B-J. Pierce, and Wood¬ward.” Turkington.said.continued on page nineMetropolitan segregation studied"i By Phil CafaroPublic policy students pre¬sented Wednesday in PickLounge their findings on the“channelling” of minority stu¬dents in the Chicago metropoli¬tan area, by comparing Chica¬go and suburban schools withregard to racial and economicmake-up of students, and thequality of education giventhem.The students, participatingin Professor Gary Orfield’spublic policy research project,summarized and discussedtheir work from the past twoand a half quarters.To no one’s surprise, highschools in the metropolitanarea are heavily segregated,reflecting the segregation ofthe communities they serve. 78percent of Chicago public highschool students are black or hi-spanic, while suburban highschools have comparitivelysmall numbers of minority stu¬dents (most of whom are con¬centrated in a few, older su-burbs such as Joliet,Waukegan and North Chica¬go). Within Chicago proper,only 4 of 70 public high schoolsreflect the overall racial per¬centages of the city.In terms of educational qual¬ity, all the suburban schoolsresponding to the study hadaverage or above average re¬sults on standardized readingscores, while only two Chicagohigh schools scored aboveaverage. Further, almost halfof Chicago’s white publicschool students are concen¬trated in a handful of the city’sbest schools, while the worstschools in the city serve minor¬ity students.This high school data is un¬likely to startle even out-of-towners here at the University.Slightly less well known is thecontinuity of segregation upthrough the college level Pri¬ vate colleges in Chicago haveseven times as many white asminority students, while thecommunity colleges have fromtwo to three times as manyblacks and hispanics aswdiites. Minorities are furtherconcentrated in the communi¬ty colleges serving their neigh¬borhoods. The majority ofblack college students fromChicago are enrolled in fivecommunity colleges across thecity.A comparison of Chicagoand suburban community col¬ leges again shows wide diver¬gence. While suburban schoolsare sending a majority of theirstudents on to four-\ear col¬leges. 80 percent of freshmenenrolled in the city fail to ob¬tain a full degree, the one Chi¬cago community college buck¬ing this trend, Wright, servesthe mostly white North side.Two-year schools in the cityhave fewer teachers with ad¬vanced degrees, wind up offer¬ing a murn smaller percentageof the courses listed in theircontinued on page 7Percent »r..College Grad aft56.2-47 147.0-37,937.8-28.7□n□ 28.6-19.519.4-10 310.2- 1.01 f. i C M | | MThe Activities Committee ofStudent GovernmentpresentsMEMORIAL DAY FESTIVALA day of fun in Hutch Courton SUNDAY, MAY27featuring12 NOON- 911lp.m.- Practical Theatre Co.1:30 p.m.- 9112:45 p.m.- U.C. Jazz Ensemble4:15 p.m.- The Ravens5:15 p.m.- The Afflicted6:15 p.m.- Nando DeviPLUS - An Outdoor movieafter the concert!BAR-B-QUE * REFRESHMENT &NOVELTY BOOTHS *8 p.m. MAB PRESENTSMMw/ Cause for PassionMandel Hall - $2 students$4 non-students §SUNBATHING • ALL DAY!! * ** If your house or organization wants to sponsor a booth,leave a message with details at the SG office, B-J 237,or Shoreland 1020* * If sunny only!2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984$8000 grantsMorgan Stanley and Company, hav¬ing hired many exceptional employeeswho are graduates of the College, hasannounced an undergraduate grantprogram for 1984-85.The program is designed to identifyand reward outstanding undergradu¬ates with an interest in, although notnecessarily training in, the securitiesindustry. Two grants of $8,000 each willbe awarded this autumn.Open to juniors of all majors, the pro¬gram requires a minimum GPA of 3.5or better and very good SAT scores.The application will include an 8-10page research paper discussing the ap¬plication of some area of study of whichthe student has knowledge to the se¬curities industry. Complete applica¬tions must be submitted by June 30.Notification of awards will be withintwo months of application deadline.For application procedures, see SoniaJacobson in Harper 264, 962-8620.Inquiry out todayThe spring issue of Inquiry will ap¬pear on campus today. The articles,originally written by students forcoursework, address topics rangingfrom modern morals to Malcolm X.A total of 1000 copies will be availablefree of charge at the Regenstein andHarper libraries, Reynolds Club, CobbHall, and the front desks of campusdormitories.Quit smoking clinicA five-day quit -smoking clinic willbe held from noon to 1 p.m. on June 5, 6,7, 8, and 11 at the Daley Center, Room2835, at Washington and Clark Streets.Sponsored by the Illinois InteragencyCouncil on Smoking and Disease andthe Chicago Department of PublicHealth, the clinic is free and open to thepublic. Speakers from the ChicagoLung Association will discuss suchtopics as “Why You Smoke,” “LungCancer.” and “How to Quit and Not PutOn Weight.” For further information and registra¬tion, contact Marjorie Molyneaux, ex¬ecutive director of the Council, at 346-4675.OBS graduate dinnerThe Organization of Black Studentswill hold its graduating student dinnerat Ida Noyes Hall in the Cloister ClubSaturday at 6:30 p.m. The annual eventhonors graduating black students atthe University of Chicago.Admission will be $7.50 for non¬graduating students, and $15 for facul¬ty, alumni, and friends. Honorees willbe admitted free.Cochrane at CalvertEric Cochrane, professor in the De¬partment of History and the College,and course chairman for the History ofWestern Civilization, will speak on“History and Catholicism” at tonight’sCalvert House College Students pro¬gram. Cochrane will speak at 5:30 p.m.at Calvert House, 5735 S. UniversityAve. A free supper will followCochrane’s talk. For more informa¬tion, call 288-2311.Open poetry readingPocket Poetics will present an openpoetry reading with music tonight at7:30 in the Reynold’s Club first floortheater. Everyone is invited — both toperform and to attend. The event pro¬mises to be quite an extravaganza, andwill include neighborhood poetsCambell McGrath, David Sullivan,Rainer Mack, Christopher Pearson,and Daniel Brownstein, as well asMusic for Mutants featuring JohnBowin.There will be no admission charged.Railroad lecture“The Zephyr and the ModernRailroad Era,” a lecture by William J.Schultz, will be given May 27 at 2 p.m.as part of the Museum of Science andIndustry’s “Celebration of Railroad¬ing” Lecture series.SUPPLEMENTARYSTUDENT INSURANCESummer 1984Off-Quarter CoverageJune 8th is the DEADLINE forenrollment!Applications are available inAdministration 103.Off-quarter coverage is available to degreestudents who are registered and participate in theUniversity Plan the quarter prior to the off-quarterand who expect to be registered and participatethe quarter following off-quarter. Off-quartercoverage is available to degree students for onequarter of non-registration in a 12-month period.Coverage is also available for one quarterimmediately following receipt of a degree.Application for off-quarter coverage must be madein the Registrar's Office and the fee must be paidupon applying. Medical alumni honor WisslerDr. Robert W. Wissler Dr. Robert W. Wissler, University ofChicago pathologist and leading experton heart disease, will be presented theUniversity of Chicago Medical AlumniAssociation’s Gold Key Award for hiswork on arteriosclerosis.Wissler received a PhD in pathologyfrom the University in 1946 as well ashis MD in 1948, and has spent his post¬graduate and professional career atChicago. He has published more than200 full-length scientific articlesrelating mainly to the nutritional andimmunological aspects of this disorder,popularly known as “hardening of thearteries.”Wissler is currently the Donald N.Pritzker Distinguished Service Pro¬fessor of Pathology as well as seniorscientist of the University’s SpecializedCenter of Research in Arteriosclerosis.He will be honored during ceremoniesJune 7 at the University.MSI offers summertime excursionsSummertime excursions to Chicago-area businesses, research facilities,and industrial sites will be offered bythe Museum of Science and Industry’seducational field trip program on June15 and July 12.The trip on June 15 includes a visit tothe Amoco Oil Company’s Refinery inWhiting, Indiana and the ChemicalWaste Management in Calumet City.While visiting these facilities, thegroup will observe the complex, highlyautomated chemical process thatrefines crude oil into gasoline and otherpetroleum products. They also will tourthe waste company’s laboratories, pro¬cess facility, landfill, and gas recoveryplant.The July 12 trip will include stops atthe Chicago Mercantile Exchange,where livestock commodities andfutures are traded; the Chicago PostOffice, where ten million pieces of mailare handled each day; and the Proctorand Gamble Manufacturing Co., where laundry detergents are stamped andpackaged.The cost of each field trip is $15 formuseum members and $17 for non¬members. For more information, callthe Museum's education department at684-1414.No penguins SundayPenguins will not be outside on Sun¬day! Why you may ask? Because TheStudent Government Activities Com¬mittee is sponsoring a like totallyamazing MEMORIAL DAY FESTI¬VAL! What is goirg to be happeningand where? Well, most important therewill be food! ar.J Music! and Boothsand many other things. But hey, likewe’re having 911. The Ravens, The U ofC Jazz ensemble. Nando Devi. The Af¬flicted. a MAB concert at 8:00 p.m. anda movie to follow. All this in HutchCourt on Sunday, starting at 12:00noon. Be there or can tuna fish.The MAROONEXPRESSYour time is running out!6:30 pm 8.30 pm 10:30 pm6 40 pm 8-40 10-40 pmArt 6.56 pm —Water Tomm PWot 7:10 m‘bmm Udm Ska* Drtvt* DMriai (UOON1'CM 4 LaSafc(1700 N)Came Hn»1l 7 30 pm *30 pm(W+mrn 4 Lk**iOMnvy 4 Ckri 745 pm *45 pm 11 15 pm 1 45 4’Court**. by -mam Nste No * *» •paaor DK-er*rv A Gar*4 Lncntn 7 45 pm 9 45 pm 1145 pm 145 j- - 2-00 4- 12 13 215 4- 1CMX pm 12.30 «r 2.30 48 30 pm 10.30 pmFINAL RUNS SATURDAY, MAY 26!Tickets for the Maroon Express can be purchasedwith a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyes informationdesk, Reynolds Club Box Office, or any ResidenceHall front desk. Individual one-way tickets cost $1.25and can be purchased in lots of 10 or more for $1.00each.RIDE THE MAROON EXPRESSTHIS WEEKEND...... and see Claudio Abbado, Conductor and theChicago Symphony Orchestra—one blocksouth of the Art Institute... catch Marcel Marccau at the Civic TheatreFri. & Sat., call 569-1212 to charge tickets.... see Jimmy Stewart and Doris Day in Hit¬chcock's rcrclcasc of “The Man W ho KnewToo Much” at the Fine Arts Theatre oneblock south of Art Institute...while you'rethere also catch “Lc Hal” and “Spinal Tap."The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984—3Raise activities feeThe odds are a million to one that Dean O’Connell’s proposal to in¬crease the Student Activities Fee won’t be accepted by the University;however, the proposal, made in good faith, was presented in a meetingto which neither the press nor the public was invited. Student input anddebate that surfaced at that meeting could have provided informationnecessary to students to make informed decisions on such issues.People have good and valuable ideas on what to do with the extramoney generated and more activities on campus can make the U of C abetter place to be. There is an increased awareness of the U of C’s highlyacademic atmosphere and there should be a strong move to change theface of the campus. For these reasons, we support the Activities Feeincrease, but urge the administration to make all sides of the issue opento student discussion, not simply the arguments represented in DeanO’Connell’s memorandum. Administrators should most importantly beopen to change and be ready to further discuss the value of dividing thefunding between the College and the graduate sectors, and to find agree¬able criteria for funding, both for SGFC and the proposed graduate stu¬dent councils. RALLY BY FRANK LUBYirwAS A GZFAT AFTERNOON ATTHE’ QUAD CLU6 ... A VISITIN'FELLER, A LOT OF APMIN15TTZATIONtfZEAr FoR THF MAROON ANTt-KFYriuR TO rally .ter'5 Mo\/e iN,6uV£^)V_ (YEAH, ’DSAnJ, WE(pipnj F/np you* m l~ooual(tfjaf « ho wrPONT PLAY VOOZ 6AM£5, 50^WE DONT WIN HORTON MORTONAWAEP5 4ND<XBT TO PLA* SHOT)(fbR. APAV, Rl<5HT7 WHOyou7m ~r ■—p / TUB OfUAT CLL& . * .7 "\TY~T cr VOKwh at ^ fellJ n j\ /pj) NT KNOWHR TKU5TTT)0ur rr'LL[BE Tu£>T stTUC BE5r\if YOU 1'think OF)eytt'imm:—-— - iZD . {( 1—J) ANSA £ CAMF5FLWk m -:;S.|SWIS :r ■ §pffTlirMPlffllii!Egan avoids justified criticism of Felicia LangerTo the editor:John Egan, in his editorial of May 22,manages to avoid some justified criti¬cisms of the May 14th lecture by Feli¬cia Langer, and he unfairly attacksthose who critized the event.Mr. Egan assumes that all those whochose not to attend the event did so be¬cause of 1) the presence of a largenumber of Arab-Americans, 2) the fearof contributing to an “Arab” cause, or3) their opposition to Mrs. Langer’s po¬litical views. None of these allegationsare, in our view, fair ones.To assume that students would notattend an event because of the ethniccontent of the audience is insulting toall of those who attended or tried to at¬tend. Egan also suggests that “the pre¬sence of a sizable number of Arab-Americans was disturbing” to theauthor of the article about Mrs.Langer’s speech, Michael Elliott.There is nothing to suggest why eitherstudents or the Maroon’s reporterwould base their judgments of an eventon the ethnic content of the audience.To make what is essentially a charge ofracism, is unfair. Indeed, nowhere inthe article does the word “Arab” ap¬pear. What then, is the basis for assum¬ing that the students or Elliott had theethnic makeup of the audience inmind?It is also unfair to assume that stu¬ dents refused to pay because they had“paranoid fears about ‘Arab (oil)money’.” Publicity for the event statedthat there w'ould be a $2 donation ($1for students). What students actuallypaid was not a donation, but a manda¬tory entry fee. Egan is insensitive tothe fact that many students, who knewlittle or nothing about Mrs. Langer,and little or nothing about the PHRC,were understandably reluctant to con¬tribute to an unfamilar organization.Felicia Langer They were reluctant to pay not becausethey were anti-Arab, or because theysaw too many Arabs in the room, butsimply because they did not knowwhere their money was going. A stu¬dent organization should adhere to itsadvertised policies. The costs of Mrs.Langer’s trip were known, or shouldhave been known, before the event wasadvertised.The idea that this event was “self-selecting” and that students would notattend a presentation of views whichmight be contrary to their own is alsoinsulting to the intelligence of students.Does Egan believe that students are soclosed-minded that they will only go tohear what they want to hear? Manystudents with differing viewpoints didattend the event, which is why Egan’sexplanations for the lack of dissent arenot satisfactory.Lectures held during eighth week arenot necessarily poorly attended. Thatthe event was sponsored by an “Arab”group would keep aw’ay only blatantlyanti-Arab students, who are not, we be¬lieve, large in number. Mrs. Langer’spolitical affiliations are not a deter¬rent, unless one believes students go tohear only those with whom they agree.He is correct in asserting that the entryfee kept students away, but this is, aswe have explained, understandable,given the lack of familiarity of manvGraduate student supports fee increaseTo the editor:This university prides itself on being“a community of scholars.” However,too often that “community” seemsmore like numerous isolated “commu¬nities,” especially in regards to gradu¬ate students. The lack of inter-division¬al and inter-school dialogue isappalling. There is even less communi¬cation between graduate students andundergraduate students. The usual ex¬planation for this lack of real communi¬ty is to place the blame on graduatestudents. Grad students are supposedlymore concerned with their academicinterests, meaning exams and papers,and therefore have little time for anykind of social life, no matter how im¬portant or socially relevant the event might be. “Graduate students are self-interested and apathetic. That is whygraduate students will be opposed tothe increase in the student activitiesfee.”As a graduate student here at theUniversity of Chicago, I would like togo on record as supporting the pro¬posed increase in the student activitiesfee. I strongly object to the stereotypeof U of C grad students as “apathetic.”Many of the groups and activities cur¬rently funded by the SGFC, and there¬fore by the activities fee, have verystrong graduate participation, accord¬ing to figures presented by Rick Szesnyof the SGFC. The increased monieswhich the fee increase would provideare necessary in order to provide more activities that have been deemedworthwhile, but have not really re¬ceived funding because of the limitednature of available monies.Secondly, the constitutional amend¬ment recently passed will increase thedemand on whatever funds the SGFChas at its disposal. If there is no in¬crease in those available monies, thedemand from new groups, of which asubstantial portion will probably begeared more toward graduate con¬cerns, will put the SGFC in a very diffi¬cult position. They will end up having torefuse funding to perfectly acceptablegroups for the sole reason of being outof money.The SG resolution calling for the in¬creased activities fee also calls for acommitment from the SGFC to bemore active in explaining to groupshow to apply for funding. To me, thesetwo positions, the increased fee and theincreased commitment on the part ofSGFC, are inseparable, since the twotogether define the urpose of this reso¬lution: increased participation on thepart of ALL U of C student through in¬creased opportunities for participation.Social groups and activities, such asthose funded through the activities fee,are necessary to combat the unavoid¬able division and isolation created bythe academic structure of this, or anyother university.John BotscharowSG representativeDivinity SchoolChairman, graduate affairs commit¬teeThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorCliff GrammichEditor electJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews Editor Sondra KruegerFeatures EditorFrank LubySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal Editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorChris ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Tim Goodell, DonHaslam, Edward Hernstadt, Keith Horvath, Victor King, John Kotz, Michael Kotze, CathyLeTourneau, L. D. Lurvey, Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane, Nathan Schoppa, Geoff Sherry,Ellyn Streed, Bob Travis. Donna Tritter students with either Mrs. Langer, orthe PHRC.We cannot believe that Mr. Eganthinks this event to have been a successwhen no dissenting opinions wereheard. Presumably, he would wantsuch dissenting voices to be heard, sothat they might be answered by an ex¬pert on the subject. There was littlevalue in having Mrs. Langer preach tothe converted. We look forward to fu¬ture events sponsored by the PHRC.We hope Mr. Egan can put aside hisfears of anti-Arab racism. Finally, webelieve that a free and open dialoguebetween students and speakers is thebest way to insure that all opinions areheard.Paul EllenbogenJoel ZandTurning thetables aroundTo the editor:I don’t know why I bother to read TheChicago Spectator, because every timeI do, my blood pressure goes up about10 points. The editorial on US invest¬ments in South Africa made it riseabout 20.Let’s turn tJ e tables a little. Supposethat in 1933, Germany had become agold mine investment opportunity forAmerican corporations. The corpora¬tions, on the rebound from the Depres¬sion, would have welcomed the oppor¬tunity. The Germans would also havewelcomed the “constructive engage¬ment (which would) help to increasethe country’s economic and militarypower.” Imagine what Hitler couldhave done with the financial backing of18 American corporations, not to men¬tion several banks!Mr. McCutcheon brought up the non-sequitur of the Soviet Union in Afghan¬istan, and I feel compelled to commenton that, too. There are two kinds ofthinkers in the world: lumpers andsplitters. Mr. McCutcheon is clearly alumper. For him, the world consists ofhuman rights supporters who are clos¬et communists, and rational peoplewho know a good investment when theysee one.Let me open your eyes to the realworld which does not turn on such sim¬plistic dichotomies. I am a staunch sup¬porter of human rights. I am also astaunch supporter of democracy. Fur¬thermore, I view the Soviet Union as anobstacle to both those ideals. Where doI (and the many like me) fit into Mr.McCutcheon’s myopic ‘East vs. West’view of the world?Finally, was it not Jimmy Carter,that American liberal, who institutedthe trade restrictions with South Afri¬ca, who also kept the Olympic teamhome because of the Soviet Union’s ac¬tions in Afghanitan? In the end, I thinkIan McCutcheon is the one guilty of “in¬tellectual hypocrisy.”Jane M. HughesStudent in the College4—The Chicago Maroon- Friday, May 25, 1984LETTERS 11111111 jAlumna asks support for Campbell's farm workersTo the editor:I bet other alumni are about as tiredof requests for money from the Univer¬sity of Chicago as I am. I thought theymight be interested in the following re¬sponse I wrote to the Alumni Fund’s re¬quest for my money.I encourage other alumni to join mein using the convenient envelopes theFund keeps giving us to send back, notmoney, but our feelings on the farmworker issue.We can stipulate .that contributionswill be forthcoming when the Universi¬ty becomes socially responsible aboutits investments.For more information, people shouldcontact the Chicago FLOC SupportGroup at 346-6381. They should alsosend a copy of their letters to FLOC at 6N. Michigan, rm. 803, 60602.Thank you.Michele White Dear Sirs and Madames,Thank you for your invitation toconribute to the alumni fund this yearand also for the convenient self-ad¬dressed stamped envelope in which Ihave enclosed this reply.1 appreciate your offer but 1 must de¬cline. I will be interested in contribut¬ing to the University of Chicago when itshows social responsibility in its in¬vestments. President Gray and thetrustees see only their fiduciary obliga¬tions to the University and not their so¬cial obligations, for example, to cutties with firms operating in South Afri¬ca.Rather than request the unstablingact of divestment, the Farm Labor Or¬ganizing Committee is asking for a lessdrastic form of action. It wants theUniversity to support a Campbell SoupCompany shareholder resolution thatwould end share cropping in the pickle fields of Campbell’s Vlasic division. Asthe 18th largest stockholder in Camp¬bell and as a prestigious educationalinstitution, the University of Chicagohas a vote and a voice that Campbell’swill listen to at the November stock¬holder’s meeting.Sharecropping means that farmworkers “share profits’’ with farmersand thus have no employer. They arethen left unprotected by minimumwage and child labor laws. In addition,the workers are in continuous contactwith pesticides and have no water ortoilet facilities in the fields. I hope that the University will live upto its humanitarian reputation and helpthe farm workers. I want to have pridein my alma mater.In the meantime, I have contributedthe money that I would have given tothe University of Chicago to the FarmLabor Organizing Committee. I hopethat next year I will be able to give tothe University with a clear con¬science.Sincerely,Michele WhiteClass of ’82Stop CAUSE fundingTo the editor:I studied with interest the 1983-1984Student Government Finance Commit¬tee Allocations report published in yourMay 22 issue. I was pleasantly surpris¬ed not to find among recipients of thatstudent fee-based financial supportorganizations of the type of Friends ofCentral American Death Squads,American Nazi Party, College KKK,etc., having come in the list across theitem of $3,371 (4.9 percent of the total),granted to CAUSE (Solidarity with ElSalvador). I have no objections to their activityon the campus, I even gave CAUSE mypersonal recognition, having accepted,last November, their invitation to apublic discussion at InternationalHouse. However, I learned enoughabout CAUSE during that one singleevening to object to the financial sup¬port of a clearly political group whosesolidarity with El Salvador basicallyamounts to the support of an extremeanti-democratic force of the Sal¬vadoran political spectrum.Lubosh G. HaleGSB & SSCDabove studentsTo the editor:On Monday of this week I dropped byPick Hall to talk with my politicalscience concentration chairman. Hewas not in his office, but there was anappointment sign-up sheet outside hisdoor. Much to my dismay, (it being hotoutside, and my being a lowlyundergraduate, not wearing a three-piece suit with lots of pockets, butrather, jeans and a T-shirt) I did nothave a writing instrument on my per¬son with which I might sign my name. At this point I looked around to see ifthere was anyone from whom I mightborrow a pen or pencil. The fifth floorof Pick Hall was at this time, quitedeserted, with the exception of office#504, the door of which was wide open.I ventured to step inside just a foot orso into this office to enquire whetherthe gentleman sitting at the desk, aProf. Leonard Binder, would be kindenough to lend me a writing instrumentfor a few seconds.continued on page nine Divinity profs back workersThe following is an open letter toEdwin Bergman, chairman of the Uni¬versity Board of Trustees.Dear Mr. Bergman:This letter comes from the under¬signed group of faculty at the Universi¬ty who are concerned'with the difficultsituation of farm workers in the Mid¬west and wish to do whatever they canto improve the conditions under whichthese workers do their tasks. We areheartened that a great number ofchurch, labor and community organi¬zations share these concerns and haveeach endeavored as well to deal withthe difficult situation of the farm labor¬ers. In brief, these difficulties stemfrom the fact that many farmers andprocessors of farm goods are success¬fully evading laws — child labor laws,minimum wage laws and social securi¬ty obligations — by using the technical¬ity of “sharecropping,” an arrange¬ment to which these laws do not applyand yet an arrangement which repre¬sents in these cases an evasion and nota reality, a temporary expedient mere¬ly. Thu;, are the farm laborers hiredunder conditions which lie well belowthe standards which the law requiresfor American workers, which, in our judgement may well be an illegal aswell as an immoral situation.We understand that the Universityowns $5.1 million of Campbell Soupstock and thus is able to exercise amodest but real influence on the mainpurchaser of farm products. We arenot asking for undue pressure from theUniversity. We merely ask that theUniversity vote its 86.045 shares infavor of a resolution to be introduced atthe 1984 Campbell stockholder meet¬ing, namely the resolution calling onCampbell growers to abandon thissharecropping system and return tohiring farm laborers directly, as thelaw surely intended that they do. W’erequest this with the assurance that theUniversity shares our concern for thewelfare of these farm workers. We ea¬gerly await your reply to this request.The undersigned are facultymembers of the Divinity School.Hans Dieter BetzDon BrowningFranklin I. Gam wellLangdon GilkeyJames W. LewisRobin W. LovinBernard McGinnFrank E. ReynoldsDouglas SturmDavid TracySupports fee increaseFrat brothers apologizeTo the editor:We, brothers of the Alpha Delta PhiFraternity, hereby apologize for the re¬cent indiscretions and offensive com¬ments which some of the membershave directed at the passers-by. Weackowledge that such comments aremorally reprehensible and threaten¬ing, especially to females, and reflectan unsavory and ungentlemanly atti¬tude which we do not desire to culti¬vate.Unfortunately, we cannot agree withMike Marietti’s suggestion that theother fraternities are paragons of vir-ture with regard to similar behavior.Every fraternity and every fraternitymember ought to remember that poor¬ly considered actions can be more da¬maging than intended. We call upon allof the fraternities at the University ofChicago to endeavor to exercise agreater respect for each other as wellas for the members of the Universitycommunity.Further, it is clear that fraternitiesare not the sole perpetrators of verbaloffenses. While this fact does in no wayexcuse fraternities or justify theabuses, the community ought to ac¬knowledge that a greater social prob¬lem exists with regard to the treatmentof women. If a woman had been insult¬ed from an apartment or dormitorywindow, she might not have raised theissue with this anonymous assailant.So, let the community recognize thatwe do not embody this problem in itsentirety. , . ,It is painful and perhaps unfair forthe fraternity to be the sole subject ofthe recent complaints. But by beingsuch, we can be a cathartic agent; a ca¬talyst for change. If we must endurethe counter-attack, let us endeavor toreform some of our discriminatory atti¬tudes and thus achieve a positive re¬sult. As a visible and often stereotyped institution, we have a responsibility tosociety — we often consider ourselvesleaders and future leaders. Let the fra¬ternities set an example.Daniel LaurenceMichael CamberFrederick A. Jubitz IIIDoug HadleyDuane CanevaDavid LandisAlexander SternBill WhitelyRick KloosJim Dunn To the editor:On Thursday, May 17. Student Gov¬ernment voted to recommend a $5 in¬crease in the Student Activities Fee. I,too. would like to express my supportfor an increase for a number of rea¬sons. Since the fee of $5 per quarter wasinstituted in 1981, there has been agreat demand for the funds, yet the feehas not been increased once. An evengreater demand is likely next year dueto an increase in the number of re¬quests for funds from various studentorganizations, SG committees, and po¬litical groups that are now more eligi¬ble for funding due to the amendmentpassed this spring. And of course. I sup¬port an increase in the amount ofmoney available to MAB so that bigger and better concerts are more feasibleBasically. I am in favor of improvinglife on this campus as I believe aremost of my fellow students. An in¬crease in the fee would allow moreneeds of individual students and of stu¬dent groups to be met, thus improvingthe quality of individuals' lives and thelife of the University community. Ithink a doubling of the fee is not at alldrastic considering that this will be thefirst increase ever, that the demand forfunds has increased greatly and willcontinue to increase, and that so manystudents here are dissatisfied with thequality of life here at U of C.Joan SpoerlThird-year student in the CollegeMusic breaking the deafening silenceTo the editor:I am heartened by the recent Maroonarticles and editorial concerning af¬firmative action at the U of C. I havebeen a student and minister here fortwo years and I have found the silencext» co"e9etts m^i®ds®. ce on this issue to be deafening. Thissilence has enveloped blacks andwhites alike. Black students, facultyand administrators have not developeda program to remedy the situation andthe white community is content toallowr the present situation to continue.Since the Maroon published a letter Iwrote to the editor in January. I havebeen deluged by persons outside thecommunity and by a few in the U of Ccommunity about ways in which thissituation can be corrected. Many haveurged me to consider the usage of moredramatic means to call attention to thisdeplorable situation. I have been atpublic meetings where black ministershave indicated the U of C as thestrongest bastion of institutionalracism in higher education. Blackstudents have told me that they havebeen encouraged to seek their educa¬tion elsewhere due to the U of C’s lackof affirmative action. The dean of ablack junior college in Chicago has re¬lated to me that his top black studentsare actively recruited by Harvard andYale, but not by the U of C. The list ofcomplaints goes on and on.1 have so far resisted the use of direet confrontation because I felt as thoughkey administrators were sincere intheir attempts to remedy the situation.One such action was the formation of aminority campus ministry committeewhose first action was to hire MatthewJohnson as an ecumenical campusminister for black students. Rev.Johnson, a divinity school student, willoffer a seminar on Afro-American con¬tributions to American culture as wellas serve in other capacities. I do wishto urge the University to move swiftlyon this matter. In the words of the poetLangston Hughes: dreams deferredmay explode. This would be un¬fortunate. because the U of C’s reputa¬tion does not need any more tarmsnmgin the black community. Will the ad¬ministration create programs thatrecognize the value of Afro-Americans? I hope so. but regardless,there is music in the air. It is musicwhich breaks the silence and disclosesthe need for mutuality and justice. Itcould be a song with calls for protest orfor progress. Let the U of C decide.Rev. Don MatthewsCampus MinisterUnited Methodist FoundationThe Chicago Maroon— Friday, May 25. 1984 —5/Feet looking forcomfort deserve tofind BirkenstockCome to us for: Wide style selection,expert fitting, friendly serviceMacintoshHave you ordered and notyet received a Macintosh?Are you leaving campus?If so, stop by 5737 University or' the USITE Business OfficeBEFORE JUNE 1to pick up a form with optionsfor delivery University Symphony OrchestraBERTIN Overture to FaustoAmerican Premiere Edition by Denise Boneau,Ph.D. candidate in Music History and Theory.KHATCHATURIAN Violin Concerto DeborahKirshner Berlin, soloist winner, 1984 Concerto CompetitionBarbara Schubert, ConductorThe University of Chicago Department of MusicFor Information: Donations Requested5845 South Ellis Avenue *3 adultsTelephone: 962-8484 *1 studentsJane Henry C.MORTON-MURPHY=AWARD =For Contributions to Extracurricular ActivitiesApplications for SPRING QUARTERNow AvailableRoom 210 - Ida Noyes Hall - 962-9554Deadline: JUNE 86—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984College BowlBy Jesse Halvorsenand Brian MulliganThe University of Chicago CollegeBowl team made it to the second stageof semi-finals in the national champi¬onship at Ohio State University thisweek. The undefeated regional cham¬pions won their first round Mondaynight against Michigan but lost to theVassar College team Tuesday morningPHOTO BY JESSE HALVORSENCollege Bowl team captain Mi¬chael DayColeman fundsThe Coleman Foundatipn has offeredthe Chicago Historical Society a chal¬lenge grant of $25,000. Each increasedcontribution to the Society will bematched by the Foundation, if the$25,000 goal is reached.The Chicago Historical Society,Clark Street at North Avenue, is Chica¬go’s oldest cultural institution. Its ex¬hibit “Chicago Furniture: Art, Craft,and Industry,” has been viewed bynearly 70,000 people this year. Formore information on contributing tothe work of the Society, call 642-4600.Segregationcontinued from page onecatalogues, and, most important,transfer fewer credits, than do subur¬ban schools.The upshot is that minority studentsare not getting college degrees, as canbe seen by combining the 48 percent at¬trition rate in the city’s public highschools (compare with the 6V2 percentrate for suburban Cook county), andthe 80 percent attrition rate at the col¬lege level. A kid growing up in HydePark is 50 times more likely to get a BAthan a kid from Fuller Park, a fewblocks West. After climbing steadilythroughout the sixties and early seven¬ties, the percentage of minority gradu¬ates peaked and then declined in thepast few years. In one year, from 1982to 1983, the number of black collegegraduates from Chicago decreased 5percent.The group’s report is much morecomprehensive than can be reportedhere. Other areas researched includefinancial aid, teacher channelling with¬in the Chicago public ^chool system,and numerous others.The presentation finished with ashort discussion on the state of commu¬nity colleges, and their proper role inthe educational system. Two-year col¬leges were created to help students ob¬tain a full college degree but, at least inChicago, they are not serving this func¬tion. According to Orfield, questions ofpriority, such as whether to concen¬trate on remedial help, trade skills, orpreparation for transfer to a four-yearcollege, pose “a grave dilemma.” exa¬cerbated by the shortage of funds fac¬ing the schools. While there are no patsolutions to the problems facing thesecolleges, the report recommends a re¬focusing on BA preparation as theproper job of the community college.Parts of the group’s report, whichruns to 450 pages, have already ap¬peared in the local papers. The full re¬port will soon be presented to the Illi¬nois State Senate Commission onHigher Education. team drops disputed match to end seasonin a highly contested match. Team cap¬tain Michael Day was clearly unsatis¬fied with the judge’s ruling. Irene Con¬ley, the team’s advisor, was upset atboth the judgement call and the proce¬dural disorganization which contribut¬ed to the confusion.The U of C College Bowl team isgroup effort; the team members, Rich¬ard Cordray, Michael Day, JonathanFellows, Urban Larson, Jeffrey Trappsupported by advisor, student activi¬ties director Irene Conley have had agood year. The U of C College Bowlteam defeated every team they playedin regional competition this year. Theirhopes and chances for victory werehigh going into this week’s finals insunny Columbus, Ohio.They defeated the Michigan teamMonday evening in a match which fi¬nally took place in a Holiday Inn 10miles from campus after a massivescheduling mess up. Chicago facedVassar Tuesday morning back at theStudent Union. The questions rangedfrom the mundane to the obscure; theanswers from “gunpowder” to “Aris¬tophanes’ The Birds.9' The final score,Vassar 250, Chicago 210, a difference ofone question. And there’s the problem.In College Bowl competition you arepermitted to answer a question beforethe moderator is finished asking it butthe answer must be exactly correct. Awrong answer at this point costs yourteam 5 points. Chicago took 4 such pen¬alties and was still leading when thequestion and answer in contentioncame up.The question was “Don Birnum anunsuccessful writer constantly com¬pares himself to F. Scott Fitzgeraldw'hose drinking problem he shares...”Vassar rang the bell and answered”Charles...*pause) The Lost Weekend”.Officials curbBy Bryan WalserEver try to find a needle in a hay¬stack? The University’s Office of Tele¬communications and the Office of theDean of Students in the University arefaced with a similar task as they inves¬tigate the problem of widespread stu¬dent abuse of University Centrex andIBX long-distance lines.Patricia Todus, manager of the Of¬fice of Telecommunications, estimatesthat unauthorized callers have cost theUniversity from ten to fifty thousanddollars or about one to five percent ofthe University’s total phone bill. Infact, Telecommunications becameaware of the problem only through de¬partmental reports of unauthorizedcalls appearing on the itemized bills,and over-billing in the February billingperiod.These reports became very frequentby the time March departmental billsappeared early this month, touchingoff an investigation of calls by Tele¬communications, and, since many ille¬gal calls were evidently placed by stu¬dents, the Office of the Dean ofStudents in the University.The investigation is proceeding bymeans of checking itemized lists oflong-distance calls made throughoutthe University. While officials wouldNew appointments were made lastweek for next year’s Major ActivitiesBoard (MAB), which presents concertson campus. Seven students were cho¬sen from 18 applicants including bothCollege and graduate students.Two returning members appointedwere Chris Jordan and Sandra Lahti,Chris Rupright, John Russell, andRuth Pennington, from the College, aswell as Doug Holt from the BusinessSchool, and Cynthia Teague from theLibrary School, filled the other open¬ings.Appointees were chosen on the basisof a 15-minute interview along with awritten application. They were select¬ed by a seven-member committeechaired by Irene Conley, director of theStudent Activities Office.Conley said this year’s choices weredifficult because of the many qualified Our team contends that Vassar wasgoing to give a list including the writerand the work which might be againstthe rules, depending on how the answerwas phrased, but, the last name isnever given and the pause should dis¬qualify the team from finishing thequestion. However, judges gave thequestion to Vassar.After the completion of the match,the Chicago team made an unsuccess¬ful appeal for a re-match. Irene Conleysaid later that the judges were verywilling to discuss the issue but seemedto be set in their decision.By defeating Chicago, Vassar be¬came one of the four national finalists.The other three teams were from Prin¬ceton University, Washington Univer¬sity in St. Louis, and the University ofnot divulge for what precisely theywere checking, Philip Co, a studentcaught making unauthorized calls, be¬lieves investigators are matching upnumbers with students’ home phones.Officials caught Co after determininghe had dialed his home phone numberseveral times.University officials would neitherconfirm nor deny their use of thismethod of investigation.The entire problem stems from theUniversity’s use of a “least-cost rout¬ing system” for long-distance calls inthe United States and Canada. Underthis system, individual departments,after dialing a special Centrex or IBXaccess code, can hook into a computerconnected to several outside phonelines, including an AT&T WATS lineand common carrier lines.The computer then selects the chea¬pest line for the call at the time of itsplacement, and records the facts of thecall for later billing. While economical,the system has proved easy to mis¬use.As departments realized they werebilled for calls they did not make, it be¬came apparent that several accesscodes had been compromised by stu¬dents.However the abuse was made, it wasapplicants. She also noted that the ap¬plication process was “very fair andwell-publicized All students in the Uni¬versity were given equal opportunity toapply for the openings.”MAB is responsible for allocating 40percent of the student activities fees(about $45,000 this year) to fund musi¬cal performances throughout theyear.This year they brought to campusThe Fleshtones, Stevie Ray Vaughan,and Gil Scott-Heron, among others.Conley said MAB tries to satisfy the di¬verse musical tastes of the studentsand will increase efforts next year toget suggestions from them about thekind of music they want to hear. “Wewill take active steps to make sure stu¬dent interests are represented byMAB,” she said. Minnesota. Minnesota was the 1984 Col¬lege Bowl Champion, defeating Wash-ington-St. Louis Wednesday night on anationally televised session. In doingso they won a $20,000 scholarship fortheir school.College Bowl was created in 1953 by aCanadian writer, Don Reid. He pat¬terned the show after basketball, ad¬ding penalties for incorrect answersand a bonus question, the equivalent ofa free throw.College Bowl made its debut on NBCradio and ran for six years before itmoved to CBS-TV in 1959. After fouryears there it moved to NBC-TV whereit ran until 1970. This 30th anniversaryNational Championship program is thefirst major College Bowl appearancesince its cancellation in ’70.done on an unprecedented scale. SaysEdward Turkington. Assistant Dean ofStudents in the University, “whilewe’ve always had some amount of tele¬phone abuse, this is larger than I canrecall happening before.”While the University has caughtsome students, Turkington believesthere is a substantial possibility theUniversity may pay for the majority ofillegal calls.“We only call people in if we canprove beyond a reasonable doubtthey’ve made unauthorized calls,”Turkington said. “But if they've cover¬ed their tracks and we can't prove any¬thing. I guess we re stuck.”Even so. he encourages students whohave made illegal calls to come for¬ward.“Anyone who has made calls shouldmake arrangements to reimburse theUniversity, and that would be the endof it for that person.” Turkington said.“However, if there has been a continu¬ing effort to defraud, we can't justshrug our shoulders at what is essen¬tially robbing the University.”Officials would not disclose furtherplans, but there has been speculationthat possible measures would includerestricting access to certain phones orcutting off access from any dormphones to forestall future abuse of long¬distance lines.Telecommunications’ recent effortshave included restricting access fromdorm phones and disabling accesscodes that have been misused.Defaulters namedIn an effort to make collections onpayments due to the Illinois Guaran¬teed Loan Program, an activity of theIllinois State Scholarship Commission(ISSC), the ISSC will make available,upon request, to the media names of in¬dividuals who have defaulted on theirstudent loans.Since its inception in 1966, the pro¬gram has helped more than 552.000 stu¬dents continue their education by insur¬ing loans totaling more than $1.9billion. About 7,783 (1.4 percent) ofthose students have not been makingpayments to the ISSC.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 25. 1984 —7MAB appoints new board PHOTO BY JESSE HALVORSENThe U of C battles it out during a highly disputed semi-finals matchagainst Vassar.long-distance phone abuseSpectacularSpring Saleh fcUJpS"'o^"lhe OB- rAj^JVjlasseseV^SgSSS*also. 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Right now 77 undergradu¬ates have expressed interest in theapartment building, and that largenumber “is many more than most of usanticipated,” Turkington said.When the Greenwood relocationprocess began the Neighborhood Stu¬dent Apartments office looked at al¬most 30 buildings, but Turkington saidthat “many had to be dismissed forsize and kind of accommodation.”Thus only three or four buildings in thecampus housing system measured upas adequate replacements for the dis¬placed Greenwood students. Whenhousing decided on using 1215 as an al¬ ternative, “our projections were thatthere would be some undergraduatesmoving to the building,” said Turking¬ton, who felt that because of the build¬ing’s distance from campus, some un¬dergraduates may not find theapartment appealing. The large re¬sponse has surprised them, and Tur¬kington called their projections “kindof shortsighted” and the process“badly managed.”Addressing some of the specific con¬cerns in the agenda, Turkington saidthat “so long as you have options on ac¬commodations, I don’t feel it’s properto push you ahead” on the varioushousing waiting lists. Moving the 1215residents to the top of waiting lists“only compounds the (housing) prob¬lem,” said Turkington.Turkington said that the tenants“can move anytime within the currentlease period,” which ends August 31.“As soon as we can get an apartmentready that (they) want accept, fine,”added.instruction scheduled for the 1215apartment, in order to alter the build¬ing for use by undergrads, will beginearly in the summer. Eric Webber, a1215 tenant, has his preliminary examsJuly 12, and he fears the noise from the construction will interfere with hisstudying if he stays, while movingprior to the exams is essentially out ofthe question.“I don’t think there’s an awful lotthat can be done,” Turkington said.“We need everv dav during the sum¬mer to do constructionRainy day concertThe United Church of Hyde Park at1448 E. 53rd St. will hold its annual“Concert for a Rainy Day” June 24 at 3p.m. Music will vary from jazz tobagpipes to barbershop quartet.Tickets are $2 for adults, and $1 forstudents, senior citizens, and childrenunder 12.Call the church at 363-1620 for furtherinformation.Hadassah meeting“What’s New in Midrash or Nuu:What’s Midrash?” will be the theme ofa talk by Adrien Bledstein at theWednesday meeting of the Neuritgroup of Hadassah in Hyde Park.The program will begin at 7:30 p.m.and will be followed by installation ofnew officers. All interested women areinvited to attend. For location and fur¬ther information, call 461-7602. A Funny ThingThe Hyde Park “J” Theatre Com¬pany will present “A Funny Thing Hap¬pened on the Way to the Forum” June 9in the Reynolds Club first floor theater.Under the directorship of Michael Hil¬debrand and Anita Greenberg,“Forum” will be the “J” Theater Com¬pany’s last production of the 1983-84season.For ticket information, call SonyaBurns at 268-4600.Incest victim programThe Chicago Counseling and Psycho¬therapy Center, a non-profit organiza¬tion, is again offering a support groupfor female victims of incest. The groupbeginning the second week in June willbe led by female therapists experi¬enced in working with incest victimsand other women’s issues.The group is intended to provide asafe place where women’s feelings ofisolation, shame, and guilt can beeased and where women can exploreand share their feelings with otherwomen who have had the same experi¬ence. For more information, call684-1800.O'Connellcontinued from page onethe undergraduate and mixed under¬grad/grad groups it currently funds. Italso means that 20 to 30 new groups willbe able to receive money.Irene Conley, director of Student Ac¬tivities and an overseer of MAB, saidthat MAB needs the increase in the Stu¬dent Activities Fee, perhaps even morethan SGFC, because “The cost of en¬tertainment has gone far beyond an or¬dinary inflation figure.”Ralph Hamilton, assistant dean ofstudents in the University, said the pro¬posal would “make Student Govern¬ment a stronger representative of theUniversity,” because SG could use thegraduate councils to find the graduatestudents to fill graduate seats that areempty in the SG Assembly. In addition,the councils could organize moreevents among divisions and schools,and could work more effectively onstrictly graduate concerns.Kal Alston, former SG Graduate Af¬fairs chair, said of the new graduateorganization, “There are enough peo¬ple who would love an opportunity to dosome social event that currently isn’tdone in the divisions,” that graduateactivities on a more personal scale willbe welcomed. There are currently no division-wideactivities and so there will be a strongpush to hold such activities. Alston saidthat while few students will want strict¬ly all-division activities, it is at least astep in the right direction of intent.While guidelines for the distributionof funds will not be finalized until mid-October, one possible result of dividingthe graduate and College funding isthat graduate groups may apply for,and be more likely to receive, fundingfor those groups which SGFC currentlydoes not fund.Alston said that graduate studentswill not receive unlimited fundsthrough this proposal but may haveeasier access to the money. The stu¬dent councils will, according to Alston,“have to understand that their moneyis limited and they will have to setpriorities pretty early.”The student counciis for graduate di¬visions and schools will have to decidewhat they want to fund, as SGFC cur¬rently does, Alston said. Hamiltonadded that the fourth part of the pro¬posal will give SGFC a chance to shar¬pen it’s stance on academic and otherfunding, and will be able to judgegroups on their merit, rather than be¬cause they need to fund graduategroups.Still, the primary goal of increasingthe Student Activities Fee will be to im¬prove the U of C’s social life. Hamiltoncalled it, “an attempt to distill theTriviacontinued from page fiveProf. Binder asked me something tothe effect of: ‘Do you think it is ap¬propriate for you to intrude upon mytime for such a trivial matter?’ 1responded in the affirmative. Heresponded in the negative. I apologizedand left his office, and went to a dif¬ferent floor of Pick Hall, where I founda kind secretary who lent me a pencil.After considering this incident forquite some time, I feel compelled to make a public apology to Prof. Binder.Clearly he is a supreme, god-like, elderhuman being, with perhaps only a fewyears left to contribute to the academicworld, and I had the audacity to intrudeinto his life for an entire half a minute.I have been agonizing ever since thisincident that I might burn in bell for mysin. And I would like to suggest to theentire Unversity community that noone else ever approach this demigod,except for the most serious academicmatters.Rober W. KoltayThird-year student inthe CollegeThe Chicago Maroonneeds writersfor its Summer Quarterissues. Please contact CliffGrammich in Room 303, IdaNoyes Hall, or call 962-9555after May 28 many proposals and discussions thathave centered on the quality of life.”O’Connell said “the graduate stu¬dents should feel reassured by this pro¬posal,” because they will have moredirect access to the money. O’Connelladded that the graduate studentswould receive “more consciousness ofhaving some representation” as a re¬sult of the student councils.O’Connell opposes the HARC $2 quar¬terly fee because it passed only by afive percent margin in the College witha small voter turnout. Hamilton ex¬ plained as well that “if we're going toraise the one fee, we may not need toraise the other.”Although at this point no student ref¬erendum is planned on the Student Ac¬tivities Fee. there will be further dis¬cussion of it over the summer, andO’Connell said he plans to seek studentopinion on it. Irene Conley added, “Wewill have the summer to discuss thingsso that neither those groups (new stu¬dent councils) nor the administrationbecomes overwhelmed by the bureau¬cracy.”The following memo has been sent to all students in the University by Vice Presidentand Dean of Students Charles D. O’Connell.Over the past lew months, the related questions of improving the quality of student lifeon campus and of raising the student activities fee has been discussed in a wide variety offorums, including the Faculty-Student Advisory Committee on Campus Student Life(FSACCSLv, Student Government, the Major Activities Hoard, the Student GovernmentFinance Committee, a student subcommittee of the Aiumni Cabinet, a subcommittee ofthe President’s Student Advisory' Committee, and — although in a somewhat differentcontext — the House Activities Resource Council. Both undergraduate and graduate stu¬dents have been involved. A number of reports and proposals have come out of these dis¬cussions. In addition, the HARC referendum achieved a narrow approval to institute a $2quarterly fee for students living in University residence halls for the improvement of stu¬dent life through increased inter-House and inter-Hall activities.Each of the groups referred to has framed its concerns in a different way, but they areby no means inconsistent. In fact, I have found a sm-prising consensus in the problems| identified and in the solutions proposed. As a result, it has become increasingly clear thatsome effort should be made to distill and integrate the principal elements which made upthese discussions.The following is an attempt to develop such a bare-boned set of principles. It is by nomeans a final product. But the proposals listed have my support and. in my judgment,should be taken as the first step in a process which must inevitably extend into the FallQuarter:1. The present Student Activities Fee should be increased. The reasons advanced includethe need to make up for the decline in real buying power in the four vears since the presentfee was instituted, the ever-expanding student interest in creating new organizations andactivities, and the demand for greater resources. It has been proposed that the fee beincreased from $5 a quarter to >10 a quarter. I support that recommendation.2. Some proportion of the increase should be returned directly to student groups in thevarious major academic areas: the College, the Divisions and the Schools. The reasonsadvanced include the desirability of engendering stronger Divisional and School studentorganizations and activities, the need for a funding mechanism that will encourage socialcontacts between Divisions and Schools, and the need for graduate students to feel thatthey have some direct control over a portion of the funds that they have contributed for thegeneral improvement of campus student life. 1 recommend that 25%, or $2.50. of the $10quarterly fee be returned to student councils in the originating units.3. A fixed percentage of graduate student representation on the Major Activities Boardand the Student Government Finance Committee should be mandated by their respectiveconstitutions. To do so will insure graduate/professional school student participation.Graduate and professionai school students are already represented on both bodies Thisproposal would simply codify present practice.4. SGFC should specify in greater detail its current guidelines for granting funds to stu¬dent organizations. With a portion of the proposed $10 quarterly fee reverting to the“parent” bodies from which it came, SGFC may indeed wish to review Its funding guide¬lines to re-emphasize programs and organizations that cut across academic boundaries.5. The Major Activities Board, through surveys and quarterly reports to the studentbody, should renew its commitment to bring to campus major entertainments with broadappeal.6. The Student Activities Fee should be indexed to increase at a rate roughly consistentwith inflation. The exact increase would be determined by the Dean of Students accordingto practical considerations such as billing procedures and the need to avoid insignificantincreases of less than a dollar.I would propose that the following calendar be considered in an effort to reach consensuson these major points:Discussion will take place during the remaining weeks of the Spring Quarter, overthe Summer, and into the first three or four weeks of the Autumn Quarter (whenmore than one-third of the students on campus will be students not presently regis¬tered).that time the Dean of Students will make a recommendation to the President ofthe University regarding a Student Activities Fee to go into effect for the Winter andSpring Quarters of 1985 and the following year.Meanwhile, I plan to disapprove the results of the HARC referendum whereby a $2 quar¬terly fee was approved by a narrow’ margin to be paid by all residents of University resi¬dence halls. I shall arrange, however, for the activities of HARC to continue into 1984-85under Its present relatively modest budget funded through the Office of Student Hous¬ing.Finally, I encourage wide discussion of the points outlined above in the councils of stu¬dent organizations and through the columns of the Maroon.The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 25, 1904 9dreams in St e University of ChicagoA Superb Photographic Record of theUniversity's ArchitectureSPECIAL OFFERBuy $25 worth of other books and get a copy ofDreams in Stone at 50% off the regular price of $35.Buy books worth $50 or more and get a copy ofDreams in StoneFREEAlso, don’t forget:THE SPRING BOOK SALE continues!We have added a wide selection ofChildren’s Books at 50 % OFF listprice. Supplies are limited!The University of Chicago BookstoreGeneral Book Department970 East 58th StreetPhone: 962-771210—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984DON'T MISS YOUR LAST CHANCE! While you waitFlyersBroadsidesThat’s right! 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Dorches¬ter, 752-1127 for reservations.Hillel: Traditional Egalitarian Shabbat Service andOrthodox Shabbat Service, 6:45pm. Adat ShalomShabbat Dinner, 7:30pm.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Persian Circle,The Role of Clergy in the Iranian Revolution, 2pm,Green 110.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: The 1984 Hodg¬son Memorial Symposium; The Self Definition ofthe Islamic Tradition in the First Two Centuries,Oriental Institute. Reception following.Square Dancing, 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.CSF Seminar: Cellular Protein Synthesis andHuman Language Perception as Symbolic-Repre¬sentational Systems, 4pm, Harper 103. Coffee Hour,3pm, Classics 16,.Minerology/Petrology Seminar: Cation OD inPyroxenes, 3pm, HGS 101.SATURDAYCenter for Middle Eastern Studies: Middle EastStudents Annual Lamb Roast, 4:30pm, Ida NoyesHall Courtyard.Crossroads: Pot-luck Dinner, 6pm. Movies,7:45pm.Music Department: University Symphony Orches¬tra, 8:30pm, Mandel Hall. 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For the past four years,women’s athletics at the University ofChicago has been blessed by such anathlete.When you talk about Helen Straus,words like “inspiration,’’ “commit¬ment,” and “determination” usuallyenter the conversation. One cannotfully realize her accomplishments as aMaroon athlete until one peers into thefeet of file space the records take up. Afour-year letter winner in three sports,and the latest recipient of the presti¬gious Gertrude Dudley Medal, Strauswill graduate having left her mark notonly on the record books, but in thememories of many athletes andcoaches at the U of C.The accomplishments of Straus intrack and field are simply too nu¬merous to mention in detail. On top ofgrabbing MVP honors all four years,she owns seven school records, twostate records, four conference records,and three Chicagoland records. Out-scoring teams single-handedly onmany occasions, Straus compiled 766points in her four years at the U of C.Laming All-American honors last yearjy placing fifth in javelin at the Nation¬als, Straus has been participating thisweek at the Nationals in Minnesotawith a possibility of taking honors inthree separate events. Head coachLinda Whitehead remarked, “She is acommitted, dedicated, inspirationalathlete. Never being content with hervery best, Helen has proved to all thatgoals can be achieved through hard work,”In the fall Straus has particiated inwomen’s field hockey, grabbing All-State honors in 1980 and ’81. As captainof this year’s squad, Straus played thedemanding position of middle link(similar to midfielder in soccer), whileboasting the most powerful shot on thesquad. Freshman Kathleen Livelycommented, “Helen Straus is simply aphenomenal athlete. She played ag¬gressive defense and was our numberone shooter. As captain this year, herleadership was a great inspiration toall of us. . .she was always willing tohelp.”Straus turned her sights to basketballin the winter where her aggressivestyle of play led her to Most ValuablePlayer honors in her sophomore year,along with team records in career re¬bounds and free throw percentage. SheBy Tim GoodellThis Saturday, the U of C LacrosseClub’s 1984 Spring season will come to aclose as Northwestern hosts the teamon Evanston’s Lake Field at 11 a.m.Though some will look forward to theclose of the team’s tough, first year asa member of the MCLA (Midwest ClubLacrosse Association), nearly every¬one would have to agree that the ’84season has been the club’s best todate.Head Coach Scott Jordan, in sum¬ming up the team's performance thusfar, claimed. “I’ve been impressedwith what we’ve done this year. Ithasn’t been easy — we’ve had person¬nel problems and we lost Brad Glaser— but we made it through all right. W’elost some tough ones, some to very fineteams.” Jordan noted that the club lostseveral starters, besides Glaser, whichmeant complete re-organization.Playing a key role in the re-organiza¬tion were the five freshman starters. Inthe goal. Rob Kenner had an outstand¬ing season, recording 82 saves while de- provided an alternative to head coachDiann Nestel when All-American Gret-chen Gates or Wendy Pietrzak neededto come out of the game, and shealways sparked the defense with herheads-up play. Assistant basketballcoach Kevin McCarthy noted, “Helenis a tremendous role player. She wasalways in the game and was neverupset that she would have to come offthe bench. Once she did get in, herphysical defense and rebounding wereunmatched.”Straus attended the University Labo¬ratory High School before opting to ma¬triculate at the U of C. Although unsureat first, she decided on Chicago be¬cause “she wanted to participate inthree sports and not have to concen¬trate on just one.” Helen’s mother,Lorna Straus, commented “The athlet¬ic department here fit Helen perfectly.She has been very hannv with thefenseman Bill Hutman won a startingposition ahead of a couple veterans. Onthe midfield’s first line, both JohnHerskovitz and Ted Voorhees wereelected tri-captains and the former hada fine year handling face-offs while thelatter led all middies in scoring. Espe¬cially noteworthy w as the performanceof freshman Hugh Birch on attack.Birch, who filled in at Glaser’s vacantpositions, tallied 12 goals in the sea¬son’s first 7 games and led the team ingoals and points.Besides the freshmen, Jordanpraised other starters for their strongseasons, including tri-captain Tom Leeat defense, Tom Drelles and Nick Sher-meta on attack, and Dean Stermer(who shared goaltending duties withKenner). Others, especially FrankConnolly and Mike Noel on midfieldand Tim Small and John Maraganoreon defense, had fine seasons as well.Returning attackmen Teddy Kim andDan Earl, Jordan said, “gave us a lot ofdepth — they’re versatile and can go inin the middle of a game and help coaching and has always held a verypositive view.” Upon receiving theDudley Award, Straus praised the qual¬ity of people whom she has been asso¬ciated with, who enabled her “to putforth a serious dedicated effort.”Aside from her obvious athletic tal¬ent, Straus’ best known attribute is herability to be a leader on and off theplaying field. Often referred to as “arinspiration to others,” Helen constantly pushed her fellow athletes to thesame level of excellence which sh<hoped to attain. Upon learning that hertwo-year discus record was smashecby a promising young freshman thisyear, Helen commented “She hasworked hard and I’m very happy forher.” Straus later recaptured that record.Straus plans to finish her undergraduate work this quarter and attend medical school in the fall.out.”Thanks to a large turn-out at the sea¬son’s beginning, 31 dues-payingmembers, the club was eligible forMCLA membership and universityfunding, which was a crucial step.Looking ahead to next year, some ques¬tions remain; namely, that of who willfill in for Jordan (who, after two out¬standing seasons as a starter for Chi¬cago, plans to attend law school), whowill run the club as a whole, andwhether or not next year’s “freshmancrop” will equal this year’s. Besidesthe freshmen, solid rookies won posi¬tions on the team (Tom Hoffer, BobKang, Ed Malone, and Bill Whitely —to name a few) and other, older playersimproved greatly (Jordan noted KurtEhrbar and Tom Coleman in particu¬lar ). Regarding another MCLA season,Jordan expressed hope for the team,saying, “If everyone continues to im¬prove and grow at the rate they’regoing now. this club could take theMCLA in four, maybe five years — whoknows?”Lacrosse winds up tough seasonThe Third String — Some concerns about the grand old gameHaving been a good boy so far this season. 1 feelcompelled to devote this last column to all the thingsI truly hate which go on in baseball today.I hate players who use batting gloves. I hateplayers who wear sweatbands on their wrists. I hateteams that have home caps and road caps. I hateteams that don’t have home uniforms and road uni¬forms. I hate teams that desert their traditional uni¬forms for those without buttons and belts. I hateteams that change their new uniforms for old oneswith buttons and belts. I hate players who wear run¬ning shoes instead of baseball shoes. I hate manag¬ers and coaches who wear running shoes instead ofbaseball shoes. I hate blue baseball shoes. I hate redbaseball shoes. I hate white baseball shoes.I hate ballparks where they play taped music. Ihate scoreboards which do not display the battingorder at all times. I hate scoreboard keepers who donot know what the pitch is before the umpire does. Ihate field-level dugouts. I hate ethnic food served atballparks. I hate light beer. I hate mustard and ket¬chup ingested simultaneously.I hate people who say “we” when they mean theteam they follow. I hate people who yell “balk.” Ihate men who don’t wear hats at the ballpark. I hatelittle kids who don’t wear caps at the ballpark. I hatewomen who wear down jackets at the ballpark. Ihate people who bring baseball mitts to the ballpark.I hate people who beg for foul balls to be hit to them.I hate people who sit around me who know little ofbaseball trivia. I hate people who sit around me whoknow more baseball trivia than I. I hate portableseat cushions.I hate infield cut-outs that are curved. I hate “NOPEPPER GAMES.” I hate astro-turf that absorbswater. I hate grass that doesn’t absorb water. I hatesingle piece tarps. I hate foul-lines that don’t haveenough chalk. I hate foul-poles which are any colorbut white. I hate people who say “fair pole.” I hatethe non-imaginary basepath. I hate camera pits andperches. I hate people who wave.I hate baseball poetry. I hate news about drugs. Ihate bards and deans. I hate separate radio and tele¬vision broadcast crews. I hate being told minorleague results. I hate 16-watt radio stations.I hate suicide squeeze bunts. I hate double steals ofhome. I hate late inning defensive replacements. Ihate getting on by a fielder’s choice. I hate getting onby catcher’s interference. I hate not getting on whenhit by a pitched ball that bounces first. I hate thehead first slide. I hate pitchers who work only the14—The Chiragn Wzrnnn Friday, May 23, 1984 outside of the plate. I hate saves. I hate the forkball.I hate the split-fingered fastball. I hate the knuckle-curve. I hate the back-up slider.I hate umpires who make a call more than once. Ihate umpires with quick tempers. I hate umpireswho signal to the bullpen for a relief pitcher. I hatebullpens which are on the sidelines instead of in theoutfield. I hate checked-swings. I hate ground ballswhich travel over the bag without ever hitting it. Ihate homerun stripes.I hate the Star Spangled Banner. I hate enter¬tainers. I hate high school choruses. I hate kinder¬garten children. I hate gong show rejects. I hate “Tiea Yellow Ribbon.” I hate “charge.” I hate bastar¬dized Slovak songs. I hate the theme from the“Addams Family.”I hope you have read this column very carefully,because come the revolution... — DACA 19-year old feud ended last week when JimPalmer asked for his unconditional release from theBaltimore Orioles. Palmer, who was 0-3 with anERA over nine, felt that manager Joe Altobelli didnot use him enough, and Palmer wanted to be re¬leased so he could catch on with a team that coulduse a veteran righthander.Nineteen years ago Palmer joined the Oriole orga¬nization the same time as a young Earl Weaver.Ever since their first day Palmer and Weaver havebeen bitter rivals. Palmer wanted to control his ownfate and Weaver didn’t want a pitcher dictating tohim. Palmer had threatened to quit or ask for a trademany times but this is the first time he has followedthrough with his threat.It might not be just a coincidence that this timeWeaver was not around. Weaver had his problemswith Palmer but they were always resolved becauseWeaver knew Palmer was his money pitcher. MaybePalmer was not enjoying not having a manager blasthim every time he had a bad outing. It’s also possiblethat without Weaver, Palmer could not air out hisfrustrations, especially against someone he respectslike Altobelli.Before the Orioles left for their West Coast trip,Palmer helped pitch batting practice and held anemotional three-minute press conference. They maytalk about the blue blood of the Dodgers, but Palmerwill always bleed black and orange...The past few weeks the businessmen of Minneapo¬lis have conducted a massive buyout of Twins ticketsin an effort to keep the team in Minnesota. If the Twins do not draw 2.4 million fans this year, Twinsowner Calvin Griffith will be released from a 30-yearlease for use of the Homer-Dome and be free to sellthe team to a grou^of investors interested in movingthe team to Tampa Bay...I think if the city of Min¬neapolis is concerned with improving business byhaving a major league franchise, they should let theTwins go south and start all over again with a newfranchise when baseball expands in the next 5-7years...When I was talking about Rookie of the Year can¬didates a few weeks ago, I forgot to mention righthand pitcher Ron Romanick of the California Angelsand second baseman Tim Teutel of the Twins. Bothof them are off to big starts...The White Sox have also brought up a candidatefor rookie honors. His name is Darryl Boston, andalthough he has not put up spectacular numbers inthe minor leagues (.250 BA), he is a carbon copy ofhis namesake in the Big Apple, Darryl Strawberry.Both men are tall and lean and I’m sure the WhiteSox hope the resemblance does not end there...All the talk in Baltimore the past few years hasbeen over either Cal Ripken Jr. or their outstandingpitching staff. Lost in the shuffle is perennial super-star Eddie Murray. Murray consistently hits .300with near 30 HRs and 100 RBIs, but because healways does it he is hardly noticed. This year Mur¬ray might surpass all of his marks of consistency. Sofar Murray is hitting well above .300 with 9 HRs andover 40 RBIs.Hopefully Murray won’t be overloaded by the fansat All-Star time. Instead of voting for Rod Carewagain, maybe they will recognize this 28-year oldfirst baseman as a possible Hall of Famer...Paul Molitor, starting third baseman for the Mil¬waukee Brewers, underwent elbow surgery lastweek and will miss the rest of this season and poss¬ibly the beginning of next year...The Boston Red Sox have completed a deal withthe Cubs for Dennis Eckersly. Only a few details re¬main to be worked out. Eckersly is 4-4 this year andhas looked sharp, so I can’t understand why thepitching-poor Red Sox are willing to give him up...A final note for this concerns hockey. Last weekafter a four-year reign the New York Islanders sur¬rendered the Stanley Cup to the Edmonton Oilers. Iguess Dave the Jay can’t be right. — CFDennis ChanskyCraig FarberDiana, Scrubbing Bubbles await all-University finalsThe IM soccer playoffs continued towind down, and yesterday saw the finalmatches leading up to the All-Universi¬ty finals this afternoon on the Midway.In the men’s All-U game, Diana willplay the winner of yesterday’sMildred-Linn game, and Scrubbing Bu¬bbles will play the undergrad resi¬dence women’s champion in thewomen’s All-U final.Here are the results of some of thequarter-final and semifinal matches.Diana 6, Roberto’s 5In the graduate men’s championshipfinal held last Wednesday, a high pow¬ered Diana team narrowly defeatedRoberto’s. 6-5. A tight game through¬out, Diana jumped to a 3-1 halftimelead. With about five minutes remain¬ing in the game, Roberto's punched ina goal to narrow Diana’s lead to 6-5.Diana fought back the rally, however,to take the title and an opportunity tomeet the Linn-Mildred winner for theAll-U championship.Diana got an incredible five goalsfrom forward Mark Scolforo, with freshman David Ansani scoring the re¬maining goal. Scolforo now has eightgoals in two playoff games. With thevictory, goalie Joe Mario earned hissixth straight win. Fullback Guido Sa-belli also played well for Diana, whileCharlie Vegh led the Roberto’s offen¬sive attack.Linn 3, Chamberlin 1In the undergraduate residencefinal, Linn House edged Chamberlin inan all B-J final.The game started quickly as DanFried scored on a throw-in by BrianWaldman to put Chamberlin ahead.1-0. Not to be outdone, Linn’s DouglasHalpert scored on a pass by Chris Mill¬er to tie the game at one, with 90 sec¬onds elapsed in the game. The tempo ofthe game slowed down then as bothteams tried to control the game. Nearthe end of the first half Miller scored ona direct kick to put Linn ahead, 2-1.In the second half Chamberlinmissed many scoring opportunities, in¬cluding a penalty kick that Waldmanhit right at the keeper. With five min¬utes left to play James “The Ginz’’ Gisnberg scored on a breakaway passto put the game away for Linn House.Scrubbing Bubbles 3,NOM II 2Scrubbing Bubbles and NOM II metfor the third time Monday to decide thechampionship for the Women’s Inde¬pendent League. The action-packedgame started off with a goal by NOM IIas Layla Ahsan slipped through the Bu¬bbles defense, fired a shot off keeperEvelyn McKeegan and scored with agoal on the rebound. The game fiercelycontinued till Miriam Gamoran con¬verted a pass from Dina Janzen into agoal to end the first half in a tie.The savage play continued in the sec¬ond half as injuries plagued bothteams. NOM’s Arzou Ahsan broke thetie with a long shot which eluded theBubble’s goalie. With 6 minutes left.Gamoran converted her second goal ona cross-field pass by Mary Davenport.In the closing seconds Davenport com¬mitted a handball in the box, givingNOM a penalty shot. The ensuing kickmissed, immediately sending the gameinto a shootout.Both teams missed their first shots.Laura Torgerson of NOM nailed hershot into the corner, pressing the Bu¬bble’s Laura Burakreis to follow upwith a goal of her own. A second missby NOM put the pressure on Gamoran.who fired a shot over the shoulder ofNOM’s goalie to- win the game forScrubbing Bubbles.Mildred 4, Psi U 3Mildred reached the undergraduatechampionships this year with a hard-fought decision over Psi U. 4-3. Mildredestablished a 4-2 lead midway throughthe second half, when Psi U began astrong comeback attempt. Psi U man¬aged a goal by Eric Nalefski to cut thelead to one. but Mildred's aggressivedefense, led by Edgar Asebey and DanMedina, kept Psi U out of the area and prevented them from shooting againstkeeper Pedro Dago.Chamberlin 4, Shorey 1In this residence semifinal game,Chamberlin advanced to the residencefinal match (against Linn) when theydefeated Shorey Monday afternoon.Four different players scored to leadChamberlin past the very underratedShorey team.Chamberlin broke a scoreless tiehalfway through the first period. Mid¬fielder Waldman scored on a thrdw-inwhich brushed off a Shorey defender’sfoot and trickled into the net. Fried tal¬lied soon afterwards on John Fros-chauer’s throw-in to give Chamberlin a2-0 halftime lead.Shorey gained momentum in the firstfew minutes of the second half, mount¬ing a strong attack. Shorey scored agoal to cut Chamberlin’s lead, but theiroffense subsequently faded and theycould come no closer. 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All together, 28 teams, quali¬fying bv means of ladder tournamentsor weekend mini-tournaments, willclash to determine the men’s,women’s, and co-ed All-Universitychampions. The rosters and assess¬ments submitted below were submit¬ted by team members upon request.From the viewpoint of the Maroon, get¬ting the T-Shirts awarded to theAll-University champions are not outof the question for any of the teams en¬tered — we see the whole affair as atoss-up. Apparently, some of theteams, as one will soon see, think oth¬erwise. Special mention should bemade of Joe Basile’s enlightening dis¬course on Dewey. Apparently, brains,brawn, and blunt wit can be ascribed tothe Dewev Dewesbags.Play Ball!Commuters vs. TuftsThe Commuters won two games thisseason, defeating Thompson, 22-10, andChamberlin, 11-9. The infield hasplayed very well, with very few errors,and the outfield boasts a lot of speed.The team has a .518 baUing average,led by Steve Nesnidal ( 667, four RBIs)and Carl Butzer (.777, seven RBIs).We should have played more gamesfor experience, as we only played twogames all year. We still have a goodchance of going a long way if we contin¬ue to hit the way we have been doingand limit our errors every game. Oursubstitutes can prove to be very valu¬able, especially in the late innings, of¬fensively and defensively.Starting Lineup: Brian Black (SC),Dave Bart (CF), Oscar Oboza (SS),Steve Nesridal (3B), Tid Kowalczyk(RF), Boh Balata (C), Bob Callahan(IB), Michael Farley (LF), KevinKalbfell (P>, Carl Butzer (2B).* * *Tuits, which finished second in itsladder and played only one game (a 9-5loss to Dodd/Mead) enters the pla’ offswith a strong middle lineup. Clean-uphitter Ricky Snyder drove in four of thenine runs in the student-laculty softballgame. Other power hitters includeQuent Paquette and John Uglietta anddefensively Dragan Djordjevic, EddieBrosa. and Matt Oakev are strong.Weakness includes the defense on thewhole, as six of Dodd/Mead's nine runswere unearned. The bottom of theorder doesn’t produce, leaving virtual¬ly all run production to the middle ofthe lineup. If this team can play cleansoftball it can go all the way.Lineup: Steve Auerback (P), QuentPaquette (C), Dragan Djordjevic (IB),Sheik (2B), John Uglietta (3B>, EddieBrosa (SS), Matt Oakey (LF), RickySnyder (CF), Mark Tiritilli (RF), JohnPonterette (SC).Dodd/Mead — byeDodd/Mead received a bye in the un¬dergraduate men’s softball tourney,and will go on to play the winner of theCompton-Lower Flint game at 6:15today.Dodd/Mead has a record of 7-2 thisseason, behind strong pitching, a fastdefensive outfield, and aggressive ba¬serunning. The two losses have comeon days when three games wereplayed, showing some weakness in sta¬mina. But only one game is scheduledper day during the playoffs, soDodd/Mead feels they can stay intenseand win the undergraduate champion¬ships.Dodd/Mead will start with the fol¬lowing lineup: John Benson (P), Shan-dor Badaruddin (C), Pat Fee (3B),Mark Riepe (2B), Ken Schlesinger(SS), Roger Scott (IB), Leonard Elmer(SCF), Ken Arbietman (RF), HitoshiDoi (CF, and team captain), Jon Rus¬sell (LF).Dewey vs. ChamberlinSuperior academic credentials arethe key for the Dewey Dewesbags asthey charge into the IM softballplayoffs this afternoon. Sporting ateam GPA just under four, the Dewes-bags have perhaps the most intellectu¬al attack in IM sports.“Meditators’ Row” seems a fittingnickname for this squad. The lineup isspearheaded by rightfielder Mark “Aristophanes” Diller (4.00), strategi¬cally placed 10th in the batting order soas to befuddle helpless opponents. Join¬ing him in the outfield are Kenny “De¬signated Popout” Haas (3.91) in right-cener, Joe “the Bayonne Bungler”Bastile (3.89) in leftcenter, and Jim“The Sultan of Bop” Rockefeller (3.90)in left.They say a chain is only as strong asits weakest link Dean Weddall (3.86)supplies that weak link at second basefor the Dewesbags. Other infielders in¬clude David “No Hands” Anievas(3.88), Billy “No Range” Bravos(3.96), and Joseph “No Mas” Alma-guer (GPA withheld to protect the in¬nocent).In the pitching department, theDewesbags excel with Mike “Three-Finger” Moore (3.98). CatchingMoore’s strikeouts (and fanning quiteoften himself) is Joel “Mr. T” Fine(3.93). Indeed, the “life of the mind”has found a home in Dewey House,making the Dewesbags a force to bereckoned with in the playoffs.* * *Chamberlin House has more poten¬tial than any other house in the resi¬dence league, but the team just hasn’tcaught fire yet. All 14 players havebeen used regularly in an effort to findthe strongest line-up. Pitching and de¬fense have steadily improved throughthe season, and both should be verystrong for the playoffs. Hitting hasbeen somewhat erratic, with individualperformances varying widely fromgame to game. If the team plays in theplayoffs as it is capable of playing,Chamberlin will rack up another title.Roster: Paul Targonski (LF), BrianWaldman (CF), Bob Strck (RF), KenKebisek (SC), Jim Durkis (C), TomRedburg (3B). John Froschauer (SS>.Chandra Bahl (2B0, John Klasen (IB),Ja Koo (P).Game Time: 5 p.m. Friday.Compton vs. Lower FlintNeither team submitted information,so all we can say is that the teams playat 3:45 to determine who playsDodd/Mead in the residence semifi¬nals.One More Time vs. Blow¬fliesThe winner of this game on Saturdaywill play the residence champion of theundergraduate title. Having won bothmini-tournaments and the independentladder, One More Time is looking for¬ward to the playoffs. Leading the waywill be the fleet-footed Flying KapotasBrothers, the painful play of Rob Mir-que, and a host of other qualifiedplayers.Lineup: Tony Crubaugh (CF), NickMeriggioli (SS), Mark Hoffman (IB),Roger McCann (LF), Jim Kapotas(3B), Steve Kapotas (RF), Mike Novak(SCF), Dave Rispler (C), Rob Mirque(2B), Rick Leese <P).* * *Named after the musical group “TheBlowflies,” whose hit single “Who DidI Eat Last Night” skyrocketed them(and us) into super-stardom, the teamconsists mainly of Henderson esca¬pees, who have united “one moretime” before graduation in a final at¬tempt to obtain an IM T-Shirt. Thoughour main strengths (power and consis¬tency at the plate, outstanding fielding,and unequalled pitching) have yet tomainfest themselves this season, theyfeel confident of their ability to lie,cheat, beg, borrow, or steal their wayto victory.Bovver Boys vs. Stats RatsThese are the only teams to submitsummaries. They play a preliminarygame Friday at 5 p.m., and the winnerplays the Mudsharks on Saturday atnoon.When first-year grad student Mike’Brien became coach of the BovverBoys softball team he couldn’t begin toimagine the troubles he would encounter. Not only has he had to endure con¬stant pressure from the Bovver BoyBooster Club, but he’s had to shuffle hislineup because of injuries and personalconflicts. Despite losing outfielderPeter ‘Bad News’ Bernstein to a bro¬ken finger (read cocaine addiction),despite pitcher Art Strawberry’s sorearm, and despite Matt Jacobs’ refusal to practice on days ending in ’y’, theBovvers reached the graduateplayoffs.The Bovver attack is led by short-centerfielder Dave ‘The Animal’ Dunnand catcher Wes ‘Bonecrusher’McGrew. The defense is anchored bythird baseman Andy Johnson — votedBovver Athlete of the Year — and cen-terfielder Kurt Mosser, a 1979 pick forthe Toledo Mud Hens in the 23rd roundof the tertiary draft. The rest of the lin¬eup varies from game to game basedupon an involved system of cash pay¬ments to coach Brien. Most of theBovver Boys are economics studentsand this year’s squad is the depart¬ment’s most successful team since Milt‘The Stilt’ Friedman roamed right fieldin the late ’50’s. Team morale is at itspeak and the Bovver athletic spirit isperhaps best summarized by the in¬jured Bernstein, who is looking for¬ward to the playoffs as “a chance to siton my ass and collect my paycheck.”Lineup: Art Kupferman (P), WesMcGrew (C), Dave Bullock (IB), AlanBrazil (2B), Dave Dunn (SC), MikeB-ien (SS), Andy Johnson (3B), MattJacobs (RF), Kurt Mosser (CF), MikeRyngaert (LF)., * * *The Stats Rats have performed erati-ca ly this spring — :wo one-run lossesin the mini-tournanents, but a firstpkce finish in the ladder league. Theretent return of last year’s startingpitcher, R. Heather (2.50 ERA), hasfur her bolstered a solid defense whichis anchored by blue-collar fielders B.Sykes and S. Schacht. The prolific batof B. Kers (.800 average), coupled withthe long ball artistry of A. Stucker, B.Gifford, and J. Bond should keep theRats in contention. In close games,look for S. Zuba and N. “The Surgeon”Joporis to get clutch hits.Roster: Bruce Akers (OF), Jeff Bond(OF), Steve Daiter (C), Rob Heather(P), Blair Gifford (3B), Craig Hinkson(OF), Nick Joporis (OF), Rich Lipins-ki (OF), Barry Rhoades (OF), SteveSchacht (SS), Aaron Stucker (SCF),Bob Sykes (IB), Tim Weithers (C),Stan Zuba (2B).Dudley-Hale vs. Upper Wal¬laceDudley-Hale has a very consistentpitcher. The first and second basemen,shortstop, and left fielder have espe¬cially good ball control. The other field¬ers are also well known for their ballstops. We also have several solid hit¬ters. Since we've only played twogames previously, the team is juststarting to gel. The game is at 6:15p.m. on Friday.Lineup: Lisa Pontius (C), Janis Pitt¬man (P), Connie Lavieri (IB), Stepha¬nie Dost (2B), Monica Lake (3B), JillDemeny (SS), Sue Skufca (LF), JeanBracken (CF), Jody Nelson (RF),Celia SChiffer (SCF).* * *Upper Wallace had an undefeatedseason, but there were only threeteams in our ladder so few games werescheduled. Our final game with Dud¬ley-Hale was very close (9-8) and waswon in the last inning. Our startingpitcher will be Layla Ahsan, whopitched for Upper Wallace last yearand helped us to win the undergraduatetitle (last year).Roster: Layla Ahsan, Kelly Kusch, An¬gela Anderson, Debbie Seidenstein,Maria Del Favere, Sharon Hudson,Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335% Student Discounts9:00 AM.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday Carla Paradise, Jane Look, AnneWells, Kim Shively, Donna Tritter,Susan Benson, Grace Kim.FIJI vs. Be ThereThis game will be at 3:45 p.m. on Fri¬day.Be There played only one game in amini-tournament. We defeated FIJI,8-7. The ability to get players forgames should be our first goal. If wecan do this it will be a major accom¬plishment.Roster: Tony Crubaugh, Jeff Farwell,Jim Kapotas, Steve Kapotas, RickLeese, Roger McCann, LaVonneGates, Mark Hoffman, Chuck Meek,Dave Rispler, Karin Van Steelandt,Myriam Van Steelandt, Nora Whitlock,Phyllis Williamson, Linda Kinney.FIJI’S roster: Kenny Haas, StevenCrowley, Linnea Bohn, Angela Ander¬son, Debbie Seidenstein, Jim Mosely,Oscar Oboza, Laurel Erwin, MarisseAlberico, Mike Novak, Rose Andres,Connie Lavieri.Breckinridge vs. GreenwoodThis game is Saturday at 1:15 p.m.Neither team submitted anything.Hale vs. ComptonOnly Hale submitted anything forthis game, also at 1:15 on Saturday.Once again we have a consistentpitcher. The basemen are skillful ballhandlers and fast thinkers. Sid, Tim,and Paul can catch just about anythingthat comes near them. Once again wehave several solid hitters.Lineup: Celia Schiffer (C), Janis Pitt¬man (P), Joel Geffin (IB), Sue Skufca(2B), Ed Achuck (3B), Sid Singh (SS),Doug Shapiro (LF), Tim Crnkovich(CF), Jean Bracken (RF), Paul Clark(SCF).Pub vs. Impaired Physi¬ciansGame time is 3:45 p.m. Friday.The “Impaired Physicians” are ledby player-coach Matt “Iron Fist”Smith and pitcher Cindy “Bowling forDollars” Dorsey. Thoughout the sea¬son, the aggressive base-running ofTim “Wooden Thing” Sutherland,under the careful direction of first-basecoach Lou “Go For Home” Schwartz,accounted for countless runs for theteam. Outstanding hitters include Phil“Kami” Cozzi and Stephanie “Slug¬ger” Nagy.No Second Primary vs.Big Dix Fighting FriendsBig Dix Fighting Friends play Satur¬day at noon. They are undefeated thisseason, and have yet to use the samelineup twice. Tom, “The Joke” Red¬burg will be inserted into the leadoffspot for the first playoff game.Look for Dave Witt's (to whom theteam is dedicated) booming bat off thebench'to save the day. B.D. is an inspi¬ration to the whole team.BDFF has been successful becauseof consistent fielding, good pitching(Dana Pryde), and timely hitting.Spoon is a Gold Glover, Adam catchesanything at first he feels like, Rob hasshown tremendous power to the streetin right center, and also our shortstopand captain K. Libert is crazy enoughto catch anything hit to him.Lineup: Tom Redburg (RF), DanaPryde (P), Keith Libert (SS), RobOmiecinski (CF), Nick Meriggioli(3B), Celeste Travis (C), Adam Green(IB), Tom Lepp (LF), Wendy Pietrzak(2B), Jennifer Finch (SCF).5254 S. 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Call 876 3512 or 947 9432.Chicago Counseling Center£)£ A Registered PsychologicalAgencyCounseling and Psychotherapy for:Individuals, Couples, Families, and IssuesGroups.Loop and Hyde Park Offices684-1800Since 1971 CONDO FOR SALE BY OWNER. 2br, sunny,large liv rm, bright, Irge din rm, wb fireplace,oak firs, low mnthly assessmt, lovely bldgwalk to univ. call 324-2588.4 Room co op apt. for sale. Walk to Campus.$14,900. Negotiable. 536 3881.QUIET GRAD student wanted for nice, sunny3-person apartment near Co op and I.C. $185 &utilities, available June 15.667-2273.Lg. 1-bdrm apt avail June-Sept Furn., hdwd firshwr-bth, laundry in bsmt. Rent negotiable54th & Cornell. Call Leslie. 493-2574.STUDIO and ONE bedroom apts. nowavailable 52nd & Woodlawn. $220-$295. 684 5030bef 9am, eve.SUNNY, QUIET, LARGE, STUDIO avail 7/15442 Harper, pis. leave name & phone * 684 8596Responsible grad stud. pref. 667 51533 BR SUMMER SUBLETFully furn rent neg. porch, cheap, backyardcall 667-3727.WINDERMERE SUBLETLARGE “ELEGANTLY FURNISHED 1BEDROOM APT across from museum ofScience available June 11 Oct 1 securitybuilding w/air con $550 neg 947 9192.SUMMER SUBLETJune thru Sept. 54th and Ingleside Justrenovated. Call Tim 753-1711 x 315.SPACE WANTED2 bedroom apt needed by couple should be nearBillings Hosp. Burke 491-1892.Two mature responsible law students (29,25)want to rent a 3 to 5 BEDROOM HOME for the1984-85 academic year. We are nonsmokersand have no pets. Please call Joshua Hornickat 684-5929 or Doug Weinfield at 288-3457. PRICE REDUCED - FHA AP¬PROVED BUILDING This 2bedroom condo in a lovely cour¬tyard building may be just the rightstarter home. Modern kitchen andbath, hardwood oak floors, andminutes from campus, plus lowassessments and taxes keep themonthly costs for this unit quiteaffordable. Low 550’s.56th AND KIMBARK - a large. 1bedroom with formal dining room,hardwood floors and lovely wood¬work. Minutes walk to campus andRay School. It’s a lovely courtyardbuilding, excellent maintenanceand security. Super large closets.S40’s.GOLDEN TRIANGLE...RaySchool, 2 bedroom special. Thislovely condo with modern bath(including apartment size washerand dryer), is great for the smallfamily. Lovely backyard and quietstreet make this city condo, closeto campus, a purchasers delight.Upper $50’s.MIDWAY VIEW CO-OP. A love¬ly 1 bedroom in move-in shape hasjust come on the market. Modernbath and kitchen, full-sized diningroom and lovely living andbedrooms make this a perfecthome for the single or couple. Lowprice and low assessments makethis very affordable. 530,000.UNIVERSITY PARK - 2bedroom, 2 bath condo in im¬maculate condition. Oak parquetfloors, Levolor blinds and campusview from high corner unit. All forthe sacrifice price of 554,000.FOR SALESIMMONS FULL SIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt, & box. Brandnew, still wrapped. Value $325 for S95. Freeframe & delivery. 883-88811978 Honda Civic 43,000 certified miles, hatchback, stick, almost new tires, am/fmcassette radio. $1,800. 493-912221' wooden sloop 7'6" beam, 4'8" draft main,genoa jib staysail Built 1937. Crosby design 5’ 2hp Seagull, dinghy, stored Rentvers. day 2-1930evening 643 5669 $1500.Music Man Stack-130 watts. 4 10 in speakers ineach cabinet. Excellent condition. Must sellsoon. $875or best offer 947-0813. DON’T THROW YOUR moneyaway on rent! Buy this affordable2 bedroom with parking. Move-incondition. S40’s.OWNER SAYS SELL - 524,000.Woodburning fireplace. Greatneighbors and off-street parking.You can even have your owngarden if you wish. A den isanother plus for this lovely 2bedroom co-op.HILD REALTY GROUP13t>5 E. 53rd St955-1200Put the pastin your future!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking * each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $505 • Two Bedroom from $700Rem includes heat, cooking gas, and master TV antennaOffice hours: Sat II-5, Sun 12-5,•£- Or call for information andMon Th 12-7. Fri 12- 4 appointment—643-1406<TCWemiere#toMsel(v*2 East 50th Street^In Hyde Park, across the park from77** Museum of Science ami huiusnrhqii.il IkHi»ing Oi^x>rtumr\ Mun.ijztxl b\ Mtirupk’\ IrkThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984—17wMINOLTAAFCtorld’simallestilly Automatic!15mm• Infrared Autofocus• Decision-free program expo¬sure• All glass f/2.8 lens for crispclear pictures• Optional accessory flash• Minolta USA 1-year limitedwarranty included$12995The NewVision ofPhotographyCanonSpeedltte277Tshownoptional• Three programmed modes—Standard. Tele. Wide• Shutter-priority automation• Dual metering system• Fully automatic film transport system• Choice of fully-programmed orautomatic flash photography$28995j INCLUDESCANON U.S.A., INC.ONE-YEAR LIMITEDWARRANTY/REGISTRATIONCARD.NOW RENTINGIVIDEO MOVIESilHundreds of titles!II One free 24 exposure|lfilm with each roll of col-lor film brought in for pro¬cessing and printing,IJwith this coupon only.IjDoes not include discI film.|| OFFER EXPIRES 6/8/84model camera1342 E. 55th493-6700 Fold-out style sofa bed $45. Brand new, bestquality exercise trampoline, $75 752 6614.Double Bed $50; Desk and Chair $30; Kitchentable $30. 363-1534“Men's 10SPEED BIKE **$115 -call“eureka ELECTRIC BROOM“$20 -752-5860Moving sale dishwasher, baby accessories,desk, dining fable, chair carpets and more. 6245935.MOVING SALE desks, file cabinet, tables,bed, other furniture, many household items,rugs. COME SAT MAY 26 9AM 3PM 5491 S.Hyde Park Blvd everything must go For moreinfo-955 3563.Almost new furniture & appliances-GE washer& dryer, 8 dining chairs, bookcase/storage unitpatio turn, call Pat wkday eve, 324-0145.9 ft x 6 ft colorful Oriental-design Wool RUG 1.7cubic ft. Refrigerator/Freezer (Dorm size)12” 3-speed oscillating FAN 9” AC/DC B/WHitachi TV CALL 363-3326Cokin Special Effects Filters Pro Seriestwo for one saleModel Camera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700BEDS-2 TWINS ($50 each) & 1 QUEEN ($100),all with frames. 4 WALLSHELVES $10; Ige.FAN $10 LAMP $15. Window AC $30. 701b. Barbell set $30. other items available 337-1545.PIANOUpright Old, but well maintained. $250 667-0508eve or 962-7044.IT RIJNS. It's cheap. 73 Plymouth 493 9264FURNITURE: Large desk & chair, B&W TV,twin bed & frame, stuffed chair, bar CALL 947-0832For sale: queen size bed. Mattress, box springs frame, mattress pad, one set sheets. Virtually brand new! $200 call Bob 962 7262BICYCLE High Quality full DR 25" chromolyframe, Shimano 600EX perfect condition $250;SPEAKERS Criterion 4way gd cond S65 Chas947-0947.SALE! Lots of Furniture, Misc. Sat. May 269am 5451 S. Hyde Park blvd.PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.ACTIVIST: MAKE DEMOCRACY WORK IIlinois largest public interest organization hassummer and full time positions available in itspolitical outreach and fundraising staff. Shapeenergy, toxic, and utility rate policies. Salary[$160-220 & benefits. Hours 1:30 to 10:30 P M.For interview call: 427-6262 Illinois Public Ac-| tion Council.Students needed to babysit in my homethrough the summer. Occasional evenings only324 9533.marian realty,inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available- Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 CLASSIFIEDS f-fSTUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office operations and banking. Apply in person or callDavid at 324 1890.Room in Kenwood home in exchange for driving and cooking for 14 yr old girl beg septfemales preferred 642-9269Recording for Blind needs volunteers this summer to read/monitor books for fall quarter. Alldisciplines. Call Brenda or Ria at 288 7077, MF, 10-5.The Student Activities Office is looking for apart time sound technician for this year's outdoor summer concerts. Experienced applicants can apply in SAO, room 210 Ida Noyes.Graduating? We need a female grad student tohave own room in beautiful house in Madison.160/mo. + util. Start 8/15. Near campus,grocery. Call Carol: 608-251-2005.Market research interviewer. Nosoliciting/flexible hours. Call Mon-Fri 10am4pm. 463 8790 Mrs. Kay.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a955-4417. memory. PhoneJAMES BONE Word Processor/Typist/Editor: using the IBM Displaywriter system.363 0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM WordProcessor Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Packing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962 6263.TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables - All Material,Grammar Corrected 1 Day Service MostCases. 667-8657.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594 2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 6846882TYPIST Exp Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Phoenix School, an exciting elementary schoolalternative in Hyde Park, announces fall '84openings for children. For info 955-2775.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumespapers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE. Lowest costfor furniture, boxes, small households. 743-1353.ODD JOB SPECIALIST. Keep * handy for theerrands/jobs time won't permit. 241-6918.The Closer You Get The Better We Look!Hyde Park’s Completely NewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Cl. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T. V. Antenna • Sew Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heat • Sew Appliances• H all to Wall Carpeting • Sight Doormen• Central Air Conditioning/ Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $5255200S. BIACKSTONEAVE.v / BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURTlL 684-8666I THE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily’s Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen •Beauty Shop•Barbershop •T.J.'s Restaurant•Dentist *Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr. Keller 752-380018—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984 M&CAUTO BODY PAINTany insurance work from estimate you bring40% DISCOUNT, MECHANICAL &TRANSMISSION tune-up, brake, muffler complete job. 7050 S. Stony Island, 7:30am 6pm.493-8020-01.PROGRAMMER Experienced on UniversityDEC 20s and micros, various languages. Part,Full Time + + . Summer and beyond. ContractJobs. Call John at 684-7574 or 047-8672.Passport Photos whilte U wait.Model Camera 1342 E. 55th 493-6700CUSTOM BOOKCASES — Designed and builtto order to add attractive efficiency tohallways, closets, studies, 684-2286.LAST MINUTE CHILD CARE - day or nite.When you can't plan ahead, call Bonnie at 241-6918.TYPING S E R V IC E S-E ngl ish, French,Hebrew. Fast, accurate, call 667 0956 (even¬ings)Bicycles for rent & sale, Brad Lyttle 324 0654.WEDDING Photography & InvitationsYour wedding Day should be special. It's atime of gathering and celebration with yourfriends and relatives. Good professional portraiture and documentation of this specialevent lasts forever. Visit with us.The BETTER IMAGE 1344 E. 55th 643 6262Video tape rentals VHS only. Ask about our In¬troductory Specials. Model Camera 1342 E 55thSt.WANTEDWanted 3 spd. bicycle good condition 363-7204SCENESWRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377.Buffet Dinner and Music in the Garden, June 2at Crossroads, 5621 S. Blackstone. S3.00 adults$1.50 children no reservation necessaryLOST AND FOUNDSTUDENTS Please come to the Registrar'sOffice (Adm. 103) before you leave for theSummer if you have lost ANYTHING. Allunclaimed articles will be disposed of at theend of Spring Quarter.PETSLOVELY KITTENSFREE. For adoption,need T.L.C. Call Ruth 221 7064.PERSONALSDOLLY:Should I Kiss You Goodnight?-The AnalysandAlex, thanks for sharing my climax.Dear GCJ-Remember: As I once read on abathroom wall, 'Life is political. Everythingyou say, do and think is political.' Love andgood luck. An EdNOT FEELINGAS HOTAS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm-7am at 753-1777.FOR SALEBY OWNERCo-op apartment onBlackstone near 57th.Prime location-walk tocampus, schools, stores,train, beach. Sunny liv.rm., din. area, 3 bedrms.,2 baths, eat-in kitch. Backporch and safe, largeyard. Well mad. andmaintained 6-flat. Lowtaxes and assess. $72,500.Call 752-2554 forinfo, or appt.APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Spacious, newly-decorated l’/i, 2Vi,studios & 1 bedroomapartments in a quietwell-maintained buildingBU8-5566CLASSIFIEDSNEED GRADUATION TIXGet Big Bucks: call 222-5665 9 5 M -F.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm-l 1:30prn, Fri-Sat: 4pm12:30am.BESTBREAKFAST!-The Medici on 57th Street serves breakfastfrom, 7:30 to 11:30 every weekday. Hot fromthe-oven Croissants, Omelets, Waffles, Pancakes, Eggsetera - and our incredible coffee, ofcourse. Make your breakfast a tasty one!!INQUIRYThe authors of "The Russian Idiot" and "AComparative Study of the Epithalamion andLa Primavera" should call Tony at 324 4305.SPANISH INTENSIVEthrough CCTS at the Lutheran School of Theol.CONVERSATION AND READING: M-Th 6-8pm; rm 206; FEE: $230 (reg. fee of S30 incl);materials provided. For info and reg callIsabel Civil, ABD (UC) 493-2418 or Gerlinde F.Miller, Program Coordinator 363-1384.FEELINGTENSE?...ANXIOUS?NERVOUS?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof medication preference. Participants willalso receive $60.00 in return for their participation in the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age. Involves only commonlyprescribed medications at therapeutic dosesCall 962-3560 for information or to volunteer.Mon-Fri, 10:30am-3:00pm.ACHTUNG! GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S F~IVE WEEK GERMAN COURSE 8. HIGH PASS THE SUMMERLANGUAGE EXAM! Classes meet M F,beginning June 18. Two sections: 10:30-12:30 &6 8pm. Readings include Kafka, Freud, Nietzche, Buber & more! For further information,and to register, call: 667-3038.KIDS: EARN CASH!If you are in grades 1 thru 7, you can earn $4/hrby being in fun study at U. of C. Call 962-8846for info.LANGUAGE COURSES LATIN COURSESthrough CCTS at the Lutheran School of TheolBEGINNING LATIN: by arr. (1st session Mo,June 11, 6 8 pm; rm 203). FEE : $120 (reg. $20inc). INTERMEDIATE LATIN: by arr. (1stsession Mo, June 11, 8-10, rm 203). FEE . $120(reg. fee of $20 incl). For info and reg. callKathy Krug, MA (UC) 643-5436 or Gerlinde F.Miller, Progr. Coordinator 363 1384.FRENCH COURSESthrough CCTS at the Lutheran School of Theol.BEGINNING READING: T/Th 8-10pm; room203; FEE: $120 (reg. fee $20 incl); beg. June12. ADVANCED READING: Th 6-3 pm;rm203; FEE: $75; beg. June 14. For info andregistration call Mary-Louise HolmanBekkouche. at 667-2312 or 962-3481 or GerlindeF. Miller, Program Coordinator. 363 1384GERMAN COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC. All classes in rm 309. 6WEEK INTENSIVE: Section 1: M-F 9-11 a m.Section 2: M-Th 5:30-8 pm; beg. June 11, 84.FEE: $230 (registration fee of $30 incl.). ADVANCED READING: T/Th 8-10 pm; FEE:$120, (reg. fee of $20 incl); beg. June 12, 84.CONVERSATION for BEGINNERS: T/Th11:30-1:30; (or by arr); FEE : $120 (reg. fee $20incl). CONVERSATION for students withreading knowledge: M/W 8-10pm; FEE: s 120(reg. fee of $20 incl). For info and reg callGerlinde F. Miller, PhD (UC), native speaker363-1384 or LSTC Grad. Studies Office 753-0725.SENIOR WEEK JUNE 1-8PUB NITE, ALUM PICNIC, PRESIDENT'SRECEPTION, CLASS PARTY. See Maroonads SUMMER GRADS TOO!$60! $65! $75!GET HOME CHEAPLY BY GREYHOUNDCHARTER! GO TO NEW YORK CITY $65WASHINGTON, DC FOR $60 ORBOSTON/NEWHAVEN for $75! UCSTUDENTS ONLY! PLENTY OF LUGGAGESPACE ! CALL 947-0558 NOW!!!PREGNANT?UNDECIDED?Consider all the options. Want to talk? CallJennifer — 947-0667 —anytime.GRADUATE STUDENTSAlleviate academic anxiety this summer byregistering for the Office of Continuing Education's "Reading French" course. In just sixweeks this non-credit course will prepare youfor the Graduate Foreign Language Exam inFrench — and another requirement will bitethe dust! Class schedule: Monday Friday, 9 30A M.-12:00 noon, June 18-July 27. Cost: S200.Registration deadline: June 1. For full information and to register, call ContinuingEducation at 962-1722.SUPER FLOSSMOORHOME6-WEEK SUMMER SESSION: June 11 - July20. Classes in FRENCH, GERMAN, LATIN,SPANISH are offered to all graduate studentsby the Chicago Cluster of Theological Schoolsat the Lutheran School of Theology. Seespecific ads below. For information andregistration call Gerlinde F. Miller, PhD, Program Coordinator 363-1384.I’m a 22 year old high school dropoutwho will earn $40,000 in 1984!Based on my earnings so far at $15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over$40,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the GraphicArts Industry. I love my job and now I want to tell others how to teachthemselves as I did. If you've thought about the graphic arts but weren'tsure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, thebest and most comprehensive book I know of if you're searching for oneof the numerous challenging, creative, well-paying career opportunities ingraphic communications such as printing, publishing, advertising,photography, computer programming, graphic design, layout artist, orsales. This industry makes up one of the largest manufacturing industriesin the world today. This is definitely not one of those get-rich-quickschemes, it's for men & women serious about their career future.Send check or money order for $9.95 (postpaid) and I’ll include my list ofbooks and publications covering the industry plus a brief informative let¬ter on how I got involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my letter(money refundable towards first order) to:Roger Horton, Horton Enter¬prises, Dept. C, 1824 - 54th St., Kenosha, Wl 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeksfor delivpry And welcome to -»n pxriting rarepr'HYDE PARKCharming, vintage buildingin East Hyde Park now hasa limited selection of lake,and park view apartments.Situated near I.C., we offerStudios, 1 & 2 bedroomunits with heat included!University of Chicagostudents, staff, ana facultyare offered a ten percentdiscount. For further infor¬mation, Call324-6100 Enjoy the finest schools, walk everywhere dayand night, 30 min. frm. Univ. of Ch. 5 bdrms.2.5 baths, family fm. wth firpl. eat in kit. quali¬ty constr. wood deck wth grape arbor, woodedlot -f- more $148,500. Ann Butler. Baird &Warner 481-1855. EX LIBRISMANAGEREx Libris Governing Board is accepting applications for canteen manager. Those interested should apply at the Student ActivitiesOffice or at Ex Libris, A level Reg, or call BradSmith 241-7991.LESBIAN? GAY?Last GALA discussion/coffeehouse of thequarter. Tues May 29, 9 PM, at 5615 S.Woodlawn. Conversation, food, old, new, (anddeparting) friends in warm unpressured setting. All are welcome.GAY LESBIAN PRIDEWEEKUC GALA will march in the Chicago Gay PrideParade Sun June 24. Meet 1pm Addison &Halsted and look for the UC GALA banner.Also-lnter collegiate Dance Sat June 23, 9-12 atMedusas. For further info: 962-9734 or 929 4357.CARILLON SOCIETYU of C Carillon Society has been formed! Interested in Cast Bells? Lessons, Club ActivitiesCall Tory 947 0747 ex 288 or Sondra 753-3751 ex313.SUMMER ECLECTIC EDThis summer's Eclectic Ed courses are: JazzDance, Yoga, Modern Dance, Ballet, Karate,Aerobics and Ballroom Dance Classes willbegin second/third week of summer quarter.Sign up in SAO, room 210 Ida Noyes.MUSICAL?Blackfriars is now accepting proposals for itsfall '84 production. Do you want to direct ashow? Let us know. Drop off a proposal in ourIda Noyes P.O. Box or call Dan Beimer at 753-2240.CHINESEA ten week intensive course in beginning Man¬darin Chinese, and evening courses at thebeginning, intermediate, and advanced levels,will be offered this summer by Cheng YangBorchert, Senior Lecturer in Chinese. Formore information, please call 493 6420.SALISBURY CIRCLEPRESENTSwith the Department of Geography: "Reporton Recent Field Work in Spain" by Karl W.Butler, Henry Schultz Professor of En¬vironmental Archeology in the Departments ofGeography and of Anthropology and in theOriental Institute 4:00pm Tues May 29, Pick319. RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDEDWe pay $160.00 for your participation in a 3week drug preference study. Takes time but noeffort. Involves only common, nonexperimental drugs. Evening hours. For fur¬ther information please call 962-3560 between10:30 am and 3 pm.AN ORIENTAL CARPETMAKES AN UNUSUALGRADUATION PRESENTI will soon be shipping most of my carpets toMaine (for summer sales). Before I do, I willoffer many carpets at 10-15% off their alreadylow prices. Included in this sale are severalfloral design room-size carpets as well asmany tribal geometric scatter size and prayerrugs. To take advantage of this once a year opportunity call 288-0524 for an appointment.SENIOR WEEK JUNE 1-8PUB NITE, ALUM PICNIC,^PRESIDENT'SRECEPTION, CLASS PARTY. See Maroonads SUMMER GRADS TOO!INFANTCHILDCAREAVAILABLEFulltime infant childcare available beginningin July/Aug in nurturing and educational homesetting. Long term care preferred Refs. 684-2820.RIDESAfrica 84. Lagos 900.00 round trip from NY;Nairobi 1,050.00 round trip from NY. stopoverLondon. Call 947-2164 days 596-4303evesRIDGEWOOD BLOCK SALEBlock Sale, Ridgewood CT, Sat, June 2 (Rain,Sun) 10-4. Betwn Kenwood, Dorchester, 54 55.RESUME SERVICEExtensive type styles & paper selection Prompt service. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 2882233.SCANDINAVIAN IS NOTin the timetable for next year, but if enoughpeople ask for it, the admin might offerNorwegian or Swedish. If you are interested intaking such, call Paul 753-2240 =1814.GRAD TICKETSWill buy your graduation tickets for 6/8 3.00pm ceremony please call 336-9651.*0/71&ea/ (oj/a/e ^oo.493-0666 • CALL ANYTIME—COOPERATIVES ARE GOOD BUYShON THE LAKE • TRADITIONAL BUILDINGBeautiful touches in lobby exterior and individual apart¬ments. Stunning view of Rainbow Park. Four-roomcooperative. $1T,000.LUSTROUS WOODWORKTwo bedroom on 59th near Harper. $54,900 includes in¬door garage.ALL SPACIOUSOnly four rooms, but all formal and large TO SETTLEESTATE at 59th and Stony. $30,000.AS YOU LIKE IT1 or 2 bedrooms. New kitchen, remodeled bath.$30,000. 55th & Woodlawn.LOWEST PRICE EVER!City mortgage at 7.99% and $57,000 purchase,make this astounding combination tor 2-bedrooms. Shiny, slick and freshly decorated. Ex¬cellent condo association. Excellent building. 54thand Dorchester.EAST VIEW PARKStarts at 54th on the inner drive. This uniqueprivate park is much sought after by lovers ofyesteryear touches in home style. Near entrancegate on south. Seven room condo looks straightout on lake. $85,000.BOULEVARD BEAUTY!Near 54th and Hyde Park Blvd. Over 3,000 sq. ft.Five bedrooms-all spacious-plus solarium.NEW PRICE $106,540The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 25, 1984—19w*k; MEMORIAL DA Y SPECIALS!BEER Sale Ends: May 28,1984OLD STYLE fiFLATS (WARM) V24-12 oz. cans 7 RIUNITEWINES 750 ml. WINES$099BECKS6-12 oz. BottlesS359or MOLSON6-12 oz. Bottles$359or or 2/S5f GANCIA II \ASTI SPUMANTE $£99 r750 ml. 0‘Riyf*1,3/s10 3/s10AUGSBURGER6-12 oz. Bottles2/s5 INGLENOOKWINES 1.5 Itr.PIPER’SCHAMPAGNE750 ml.KORBELCHAMPAGNE750 ml.GALLOWINES 1.5 ltr. s359r 2/‘10512s6"$099, 3/’8"LIQUOR LOUIS GLUNZWINES $499KELLER GEISTERwines $039750 ml. £HARVEY’SBRISTOLCREAM REG.MAIL INREBATE $599-l50 DEWARSWHITE LABELSCOTCH $799750 ml #ACTUAL COST $449 bAJ pOTATCCHIP’S JAY’SPOTATOCHIPS'/2 lb.POTATO Box 994SEAGRAM’S PM•W-*1 GIN750 ml $A99 U»« R0NCASTILLO $ft491.75 LITER VR?)Kltennes? HENNESSYCOGNACS 1999750 ml 9 SEAGRAM’Sv.o.750 mlCANADIAN MIST1.75 LITERREG- *9*’MAIL IN 1 (AREBATE " I*8” ACTUAL COST *6”SMIRNOFF CHIVASREGAL $ 11 99750 ml II STYROFOAMCUPS69*51COUNTVODKA $R991 75 LITER V COCA COLA2 LITER PLASTIC$ 119WE DELIVER !$10.00 minimum *’plus delivery chargeWE ACCEPT VISA/MASTERCARD & CHECKS Kimbark liquors& WINE SHOPPE1214 E. 53rd. St. • In Kimbark PlazaPhone: 493-3355II Sun.-Noon-Midnight • M-Th-8am-lamnOUrS. F&S-8am-2amMay 25, 1984 • 16th YearTEXT IN FLIGHT signifiers processing without an external¬ly imposed structure.The filius of the Peterson trinity is a visi¬ble manifestation of the logos. Petersonsets up a sort of text versus image dialec¬tic by placing opposite each page of print apage of illustrations. The stencil-like avianfigures assume ritualized poses suggest¬ing a finitude and unity only occasionallycheated by gaudy plumages. Clearly, Pe¬terson’s concern here is with the limits arealist imposes on his vision, which the au¬thor explores through an ornithologicalmandala. The figure-types are true to astrict iconographic prescription, aid theartist finds that his metier is one of execu¬tion, not imagination. The painted bird as¬sumes relevance not through her individu¬al characteristics, but through her place inthe hierarchy, a nestwork relating her toevery other bird.Six to the page at the back of the bookare ‘range maps,’ the holy spirit in thebirdwatcher’s trinity. Keyed to individualspecies, the maps teach the universalthrough the specific. The succession ofidentical statelines and coastlines, takenin its entirety, conveys a sense of whole¬ness and stasis, while the ebb and flow ofcolored fields (representing the bird popu¬lations) across the maps bespeak a concernwith the temporary and the singular. Onlythe hand of God could plot on a map thewayfaring bird, and so in God do specificsbecome universal. The Peterson trinity iscomplete.The above reflections emerge from a‘within-four-walls’ reading of A FieldGuide to the Birds, however, in the fieldthe text undergoes a metamorphosis. For,as will be shown, the process of identifyingbirds can be viewed as a means to self-identification. Consider the following: Theby Samuel GilbertA Field Guide to the Birds, Roger Tory Pe¬terson, 384 pp., Boston, Houghton Miflin,$11.95.Birds. What have they got on us besidesfeathers and flight? What supernaturalforce denies us the right to compete intheir world, punishable by parachute andEarhartian oblivion? Is it our faith keepsthem up or are they truly lighter than air?r ow These questions and others less significantare wrestled by Roger Tory Peterson in hisepic account of the modern dilemma — asseen through binoculared eyes — now in itsfourth edition, A Field Guide to the Birds.Playfully concealed in the guise of abirdwatching manual, Peterson’s complexweave of textual, cartographic and picto¬rial symbols elucidate a trinity of concernsthe author shares with the passionate am¬ateurs of our generation. In response tothe almost cliched issue of ‘the crisis of thetext’,. Peterson presents his reader with adaring systematization of expression.Every element (i.e., bird) in Peterson's uni¬verse (i.e., a purely symbolic geographiclocale) is reduced to a rigorously pithy def¬inition, just descriptive enough to permitidentification in the land of perpetual :wi-light. Significantly, Peterson has excisedmost verbs from his text, and the effect ismuch like that of the recent works ofJasper Johns: coherent assemblages of birdwatcher makes his way slowlythrough the field, typically at sunrise ordusk, peering occasionally at a distantbird through the binoculars he carries,pausing now and then to leaf through hisPeterson guide. First the picture is consi¬dered, next the text, and finally the rangemap. The first identifications are facileand precipitate, one every minute or so,but as time wears on the more commonbirds have ail been spotted, and only therarer species remain of interest. A goodmorning will reward our hero with asmany as one hundred species Since eachbird’s habitat differs slightly from that ofevery other bird, the accumulation of iden¬tifications means an increase in the under¬standing of the immediate surroundings ofthe birdwatcher. As though all of thebirds’ range maps had been superimposedand the one common point had emerged,where each one of the birds could be foundin a specific season (and a specific year, for“The ranges of many species havechanged markedly during the past 30-40years'; p.9), the process of identifyingbirds becomes a way of knowing one's ownlocation, and, by extension, one's self.Peterson is an adept manipulator of thereader's awareness. He exploits ap¬parently simple metaphors to subtly cloudthe distinction between man and beast. Anexample is the opening sentence fragmentin the description of the chimney swift:“Like a cigar with wings'’ (p.204). Whathas Fidel Castro to do with a book whoseapparent concerns are those of the modernaesthete?, the attentive reader is likely toask herself. Precious little. But the quirkremains in the reader’s mind, rolling aboutuntil hatched by a page dedicated to birdsthat occasionally reach our shores from thetropics. Eighteen birds are crowded ontothe one color plate (the usual number isfour) and the refugee symbolism is unmis¬takable: The thing with feathers can andwill flee the land of militant cigars for aland where cigars have wings.Pretty as an indigo bunting, subtle asthe banking turn of a golden eagle, andwise as a saw-whet owl, Roger Tory Peter¬son's book widens the gyre and awakensthe genre to a metaphysical significance.Telling us ‘You are what you bird,’ theguide returns to nature the transcendantqualities Emerson and Thoreau first wroteabout.MY EVER CHANGING STYLEby Bruce KingThe cover of My Ever Changing Moods.the new album from the Style Council (popband), presents yet another picture ofPaul Weller (Capuccino Kid) seriouslylounging (no coffee, just cigarettes) at yetanother sidewalk cafe (bleu) with fellowstyle councillor Mick Talbot (“efferver-scent"); joke becomes unfortunate obses¬sion as Weller, for the first time in his ca¬reer, fails to distinguish between there-invention of style and the ossification ofstyle. With the much-hyped arrival of MyEver Changing Moods, Weller transformshimself — a rock and roll Zelig — from re¬bellious teen-ager (Mod) to dilietantelounge singer (old) — albeit, a loungesinger who quotes Jean Paul Marat (“1<JthCentury Visionary"). While Introducing theStyle Council, the band's debut EP, was anappealing, if slightfy languorous adven¬ture in soul 'My Ever Changing Moods wal¬lows in a surprisingly bourgeois supper-club jazz enlivened only by an occasionalPhtfadelphia-styte jazz number, a fewMOR ballads, and an atrocious rap. EvenWeber's lyrics, for alt their political ap¬peal, fail to excite — they are just too cal¬culated and too easily formulated, lackingthe spontaneity and passion of Waller’sbest work Further, with their npe-for-Muzak accompaniments, the lyrics worknot as blistering indictment or inspirationto action, but as shallow parody —whether intentional or otherwise. For allits 3elf-conscious pop sheen and politicalrant, My Ever Changing Moods is disturb¬ingly dull; the moods of the Capuccino Kin may provide endless fascination for PaulWeller (star), but for the listener (bored),they're all mod cons.In a slogan calculated to provoke, theadvertising copy for the Style Council hap¬pily proclaims "Here Come the Classics.”Weller once again takes a joke too far and(in a recent NME interview) declares "LongHot Summer," "Speak Like A Child," and“Money-Go-Round" — all from the debutEP — to be the delivered classics. While ofarguable immortality, all three were atleast memorable singles, but for reasonswhich make the failings of My Ever Chang¬ing Moods all the more audible. The pre¬vious three “classics" offered strong andvatying dance beats, a range of evocativetyrics, and some of Welter’s most impas¬sioned vocals. In contrast to the strengthsof the debut record, “You’re the BesrThing,' from the new album, only halfmanages to capture the lazy romance of"Long Hot Summer.” whtle “A Gospel.” ahollow and humourless rap performed byDizzy Hite, dismally busses the lyrical biteand dance-floor punch of ‘Money-Go-Round." My Ever Changing Moods alsocontains re-mako3 of two non-classic cutsfrom Introducing the Style Council — "TheParish Match” and "Headstart for Happi¬ness' — neither benefited by an alter¬ation of tempo or by the addition of extravocalists. While the intent of the StyleCouncil is, in part, a subversion of theimage of the “group” as defined by an im¬mediate identifiable sound, the here-a-rap*there-a-ballad approach of My EverChanging Moods nrevents th» develop¬ ment of any musical identity of sufficientstrength or interest to sustain a completealbum. My Ever Changing Moods is analbum of unfulfilled promise and unre¬solved contraditlons — lyrics which railagainst patriarchy, but which are set to aninnocuous and hopelessly dull accompani¬ment; an assertion of the new. but a lack ofinnovation; an emphasis upon style, but alack of any substantive content.For the past seven or eight years, PaulWeller has rarely been far from the fore¬front of pop trend. In a curious way. MyEver Changing Moods maintains this re¬cord, for it is a telling example of the cur¬rent state of pop music. — a lew good sin¬gles, but largely incoherent albums. With afew notable exceptions (Laurie Anderson,Lou Reed, and Joe Jackson come to mind),the cunent pop scene offers a auick suc-. cession of largely imitative, usually inof¬fensive singles (Madness. Bananarama,Herbie Hancock. U84Q) and either noalbum at all or a disappointing album.Likewise, My Ever Changing Moods, de¬spite its failure as a cohesive whole, offersa few strong singtes. The title track, withits light-weight .funk beat and so-smoothvocals is insta-hit, "Solid Bond in YourHeart. ‘ a Stax-styie rave-up with its “oo-oo’ chorus and sappy sentiment is irresist¬ible, if quickly forgotten. The* real stand¬out, though is “Strength of Your Mature,’’,a Stax-style rave-up Ot only two lines Inwhich Welter finally sounds 3s if he loses alittle of h=s capuccino cool. Yet, Weller’shomage to the biacn music of the 6G’s suc¬ceeds oniy as quick single and only as mu¬tation. Unlike Neil Young's Everybody'sRockin' which tourneyed back to an imagi¬native 50 s to find inspiration for a recordwhich was never realty rock-a-billy, butrather Neil Young's re-inventton u! ioui\-«- Paul Wetter of the Style Councilt<billy. My Ever Changing Moodsthe 60’s for inspiration, but manages onlyto imitate, rather than re-create a styleWelter’s decision to disband the Jam aridform the Style Council reflects both an ad¬mirable commitment to pop music as a me¬dium of change and a refusal to betrapped b> the expectations of an adoringaudience. But, Weller seems to have lostsight of the very spirit which made theJam so popular. The best ol the Jam (’inthe City,’ "Down m the Tube Station atMidnight,’ "Going Underground " ATown Called Malice.' or many othersi expresses an anger, an idealism, and, aboveall, a youth, which the clinical precisionand cynical fashion of the Style Council hasseemingly forgotten.INTRODUCING OUR SPECIALLUNCHEON BUFFET$595*Mondoj to f-nday at the CHARTWEll RESTauRan'overlooking the beautiful lokefront The Buffet luncheon ■served from M 30 A.M to 2 00 P MTa» and gratuities e»tio POCKET POETICS presentsYOUNG DOGSPOETRY EXTRA VA GANZAfeaturingMUSIC FOR MUTANTSFRIDAY MAY 25 • 7:30 p.m.REYNOLDS CLUB THEATERTHE HILTON AT HYDE PARK4900 SOUTH LAKE SHORE DRIVE • CHICAGO. ILLINOIS 60615—CHINESE*AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 11 A -8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062 AmericanBed CrossWeTl help-Will you?f!^l a PuDi-c Service of This Newspaper& The Advertising CouncilONE WEEK THROUGH SATURDAY MAY 265757S. UNIVERSITY ■ 7520812—FRIDAY. MAY 25. 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALQi Wj 2P |JB ^9MISCYoung Dogs Open Poetry Reading WithMusic: The first of a series of poetryextravaganzas presented by PocketPoetics. Cambell McGrath and DavidSullivan are already schedule toread, as well as Rainer Mack, Chris¬topher Pearson, and Mr. FrancoMartinelli of the Romance Lan¬guages Dept. Musicians alreadybooked include Music for Mutantsfeaturing John Bowin. Everyone,moreover, is invited to read theirown poetry or otherwise partici¬pate. This will be a cultural event inthe strictest sense. The reading willbe held tonight at 7:30 in the firstfloor theater of the Reynolds Club.Free. All are encouraged to attend.—D.B.THEATERFool for Love (written by Sam Shepard,directed by Terry Kinney) Shepardexperiments a lot in Fool for Love,tying in a demolition-derby-typelove affair with a disturbinglyfolksy plot; but the two effortsclash, distracting from the play'soverall effect. Passionate but tragiclove is nothing new, but somehowShepard always concisely portrayssomething vivid and original. Hesucceeds in creating an intensely feltsituation rather than a loud one.William L. Peterson as Eddie gives awonderfully concise aryj physicalperformance (he does handstands,breaks a chair with his head, andslams doors shut, leaving echoes ofEddie’s unresolved anger behindhim). The performances, direction,and the sets by Lovig DiCrescenzoare all realistic and satisfying.Worth seeing. Tue-Fri at 8, Sat at 6and 9:30, Sun at 3 and 7. Steppen-wolf Theater Company, 2851 NHalsted, 472-4141. $10. — WWThe Road (written and directed byWole Soyinka) The Goodman will bepresenting the American premiereof The Road. Soyinka is an outspo¬ken critic of the Nigerian politicalscene. The Road, written in 1.965, isthe story of a journey into the spiri¬tual world of Yoruba folklore. Good¬man Theatre, 200 S. Columbus Dr.443-3900.MUSICMusic Department’s Noontime Concert Series this year will feature sopranoEllen Harris and baritone Bruce Tarn-men. They will perform arias andduets from Mozart operas: Figaro,Don Giovanni, and Magic Flute. Theconcert is Thursday, May 31 at12:15 p.m. in Goodspeed RecitalHall. Admission is free.Collegium Musicum Concert. The Uni¬versity of Chicago Collegium Musi¬cum, Mary Springfels, director, willpresent a -concert of 17th centurymusic from Germany and England.With guest director Benjamin Lane,the group will perform vocal and in¬strumental music by Michael Prae-torius, Heinrich Schutz, . MatthewLocke, and others. The concert is onFriday, June 1st at 8:00 p.m. inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Admission isfree.Ministry with Waymoves. A fine tech¬no-pop band in what is billed as afarewell concert. Caberet Metro,3730 N Clark. Sat, May 26 at549-0203.Wozzeck The CSO, led by PrincipalGuest Conductor Claudio Abbado,presents Berg’s tragic story of anexploited soldier driven mad by hisenvironment. This semi-staged prod¬uction will feature Benjamin Luxon,Hildegard Behrens, Aage Haugland,Jacque Trussel and boat’s loadsmore. Fri May 25 at 8 and Sun May27 at 3. O-Hall. $9-$25.Chicago Symphony Orchestra KlausTennstedt, conductor of the LondonPhilharmonic, presents Bruckner'sSymphony No. 7 and Mozart’s Sym¬phony No. 36. Fri May 31 and SatJune 1 at 8. O-Hall. $9-$25.Raven with Anthrax Heavy Metal Lives.Embassy Ballroom, 3950 W Fuller¬ton. Sat June 2 at 7:30.ARTAn Alle Kunstler! War-Revolution-Weimar: German ExpressionistPrints, Drawings, Posters and Peri¬odicals from The Robert Gore Rif-kind Foundation: Far and away themost exciting show at Smart Gallerythis year. These graphic works arefrom a time and place when art wasin a position to make a very effec¬tive and singular political state¬ment, and the force with which theymake that statement is awesome.The work is socialist, pacifist, hu¬manist, expressionist, and histor¬ically and artistically fascinating.Most moving and remarkable in theshow are a set of rare prints byKaethe Kollwitz, who has yet to re¬ceive the acknowledgement she de¬serves in art history. Take time outfrom your studies to see this show —it is well worth it. Thru July 1 at TheGeorge Basalitz, Frau Im Fenster, 1981 at the Renaissance SocietyGrey City Journal 25 May 84Staff: Jamie Allen, Maeve Dwyer, Arthur Ellis, Russ Forster, CatherineGillis, Joel Ginsberg, Jonathan Katz, Irwin Keller, Bruce King (Music Edi¬tor), Joy Langston, Michael Kotze, Rainer Mack (Poetry Editor), JeffreyMakos, Stephen McConnell, Nadine McGann, Campbell McGrath, DennisMiser John Probes, Rachel Saltz, Paul Reubens, Juanita Roche, Dan Sa-kura, Cassandra Smithies, Johanna Stoyva. David Sullivan, Bob Travis,William Weaver, Ken WissokerProduction: Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King, Brian Mulligan, JohannaStoyva.Associate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan Smart Gallery, Tue-Sat, 10-4. Free.- SBNew German Graphics: works by Base¬litz, Penck, Lupertz, Kiefer, and Im-mendorf. Thru June 20. Tue-Sat10-4, Sun. 12-4 at the RenaissanceSociety, fourth floor Cobb.962-8670. Free.Graduating MFA Student’s Shows: Belu-Simion Fainaru, From Around A Lakesculpture. Thru May 27, at MidwayStudios Gallery and Backyard, 6016S. Ingleside. Free.FILMSci-Fi Nite Invaders from Mars (W CMenzies, 1953) at 6:00, Them (Gor¬don Douglas, 1954) at 7:30, Forbid¬den Planet (Fred M Wilcox, 1956) at9:00, and Dark Star (John Carpen¬ter, 1974) at 10:45. Truly a nite toremember— four classics of an oft-maligned genre, served up mara¬thon style! You may be tempted toskip the dinnertime feature, In¬vaders from Mars, but be warned:It’s a Fifties paranoid masterpieceof cold war jitters running rampantin sunny southern California. Grooveto the Weltanschauung of the Age ofIke, and learn a valuable lessonabout extraterrestrials too! Next,it’s Them, the seminal giant ant pic¬ture, directed by Gordon Douglas,the devil-may-care auteur whobrought us Zombies on Broadwayand Tony Rome. Too much fun! Butwhy stop there? Prolong the experi¬ence with Forbidden Planet, the be¬loved sci-fi .rewrite of Shake¬speare’s The Tempest, starringWalter Pigeon, Leslie (The PoseidonAdventure) Nielsen, and Robby theRobot as himself. Look out for thenew-age Caliban— Pauline Kaelsays he’s “pure Hd”! What’s left?John (Halloween, Christine) Carpen¬ter’s spaced-out (ha-ha) comedyDark Star, in which bored astro-nutsgo around blowing up planets forkicks— until they meet up with avery unusual beachball. DOC. FriMay 25. $2.50. -MK0 Lucky Man! (Lindsay Anderson,1973) A strange and surreally funnysell-out epic, with Malcolm Mac-Dowell as a Candide-like young manintent on making his fortune as henaively makes his way through aworld of power-mad militarists, madscientists, interesting (and Interest¬ed) women, coffee salesmen, androck musicians. A modern classic (anover-used phrase if there ever wasone, but this time it’s true, I think), OLucky Man! features a terrific scoreby Alan Price of the Animals, andalso stars Sir Ralph Richardson,Helen Mirren, and Rachel Roberts,DOC, Sat May 26 at 7 and 11. $2.50.—MKEquinox Flower (Yasujiro Ozu, 1958)“The sum of the total of all the incon¬sistencies of life is life itself...’’ Sureit's enigmatic, but it’s Ozu and in¬fused with the yoga-like gravity weexpect from this humanist. The con¬trolled minimalist mise-en-scene thatcharacterizes all his work is heregiven its first full color- treatment,but nouveau color aside, Ozu re¬mains true to his remarkably consis¬tent structural and thematic con¬cerns. The film charts the tensionsthat arise when a young womanchooses to marry and her father dis¬approves. In Ozu’s world no one iswrong or right; his is a cinema ofnuance and gesture, studied paceand classical composition. Indeed,Ozu is his own genre and this is amasterwork of his style. DOC. SatMay 27 at 8. $2.50.The Cradle of Courage (Lambert Hillyer,1920) and Tumbleweeds (King Bag-got, 1925) The last, silent westernsto be shown on campus for a longtime. If you haven’t seen them yet(and we know you haven't), this maybe your last chance in this lifetime.Check 'em out. DOC. Mon May 28,Cradle at 7:15, weeds at 8:45, $2.-MKWoman Chases Man (John Blystone,1937) A superior screwball comedythat you probably haven’t seen—newly mined laughs, just in time fortenth week! What's it about? Why,rich people in love, of course! Star¬ring Joel McCrea, Broderick Craw¬ford, and the indescribable MiriamHopkins. DOC, Tues May 29 at 7:15,$2 (co-billed with The Tender Trap).-MKThe Tender Trap (Charles Walters,1955) Debbie Reynolds wants FrankSinatra. Celeste Holm wants FrankSinatra. David Wayne wants. . .Ce¬leste Holm But Frank doesn't knowwhat he wants in this refreshinglymature cinemascope romantic come¬dy, penned by veteran screenwriterJulius (Casablanca, Reuben, Reuben)Epstein, which features at least fiverenditions of Jimmy Van Heusen’scatchy title song Strong comic per¬formances all around heighten thefun, which has an emotional depthrare in cinemascope romantic come¬dies Highly recommended, and Imean that. DOC, Tuesday May 29 at8:45, $2 (co-billed with WomanChases Man). —MK Goto, Island of Love (Walerian Borowc-zyk, 1968) Goto is Borowczyk’s firstnon-animated feature but it retainsthe fantasy elements and lyricism ofhis animated work. Indeed this is acinema that exploits the medium’spossibilities to invent, and it owes asmuch to Kafka and Cortazar as itdoes to Bunuel and Tom & Jerry.Darkly humorous and visually ba¬roque the film concerns the island ofGoto, which is cut off from the worldand ruled by the vicious Goto III.Goto III must deal with both a rebel¬lion by the dwarfish Grogo, and hiswife’s desire to run away with herlover. While film would seem to pro¬vide an ideal forum for this kind offantastical story, traditionally theresults have been very disappoint¬ing (the recent screen adaptation ofGarcia Marquez’ Erendira being acase in point). But it all works hereand as David Thomson says, Borowc¬zyk’s work is “extreme proof of thehypothesis that film suffers to theextent that it is realistic, andflourishes in accordance with its ca¬pacity for fantasy, poetry, the sur¬real...’’ DOC. Wed May 30 at 8. $2.King of Kings (Nicholas Ray, 1961) TheGospel according to Ray, a grand re¬telling of the life of Christ, movingand faithful, but not without themadly inspired Nick Ray touch— thisis the same man who directedJohnny Guitar and Party Girl. Star¬ring Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan,and Siobhan MacKenna. King ofKings has more guts and convictionthan any other dozen biblical ep cs.DOC, Thurs May 31 at 8, $2. —MKQueen Christina (Rouben Mamoulian,1933) “I'm tired of being a symbol; Ilong to be a human being.” Withthese words Greta Garbo initiatesher abdication as Queen of Sweden,all for the love of an ambassador(John Gilbert) who treats her as anindividual. The parallels betweenGarbo’s persona and her real selfare striking and come to the surfacein this film more than any other. Onexplaining the source of her wisdom,Garbo replies: “There is a voice inour souls that tells us what to do andwe obey.” Thurs May 31 at 7:30 &9:30. International House. $2. —BTAt the Circus (Edward Buzzell, 1939)Groucho Marx, this time posing asattorney J. Cheever Loophole, iscalled in to help a circus-owner find$10,000 in time to pay off a loanshark. Chico and Harpo are chasedacross a tightrope, the straight-laced Miss Dumont is shot from a can¬non, and Groucho sings “Lydia, theTattooed Lady” — all in an effort tochase a band of crooks and save thecircus! Fri June 1 at 7:30 & 9:30. In¬ternational House. $2. —BTBedazzled (Stanley Donen 1967) Shortmen, trampolining nuns, ham¬burgers, trampolining nuns, guys,gals and footballs all congregate inthis post-Brechtian meditation onHell and England. Sad, poignant,moving and finally, a comedy thatworks sans terminal leukemia. TheKamasutra-like excesses would beout of place if the nuns didn’t flip butthey do and so will you as this U of Cfavorite hits campus just in time forthe Dante-esque madness of finalsweek. With Peter Cook, DudleyMoore, Eleanor Bron and RaquelWelch. DOC. Sat June 2 at 7, 9 and11. $2.50.Last Vacation (Roger Leenhardt, 1948)One of two feature length narrativefilms by French documentarist RogerLeenhardt (to the Nouvelle Voguewhat Iggy Pop is to punk), is a per¬sonal work that concerns the passingof the old, the end of adolescent in¬nocence and a family's final mo¬ments on their ancestral estate. Pho¬tographs, appropriately enough,will be the only momentos; the movieexplores the ways we rememberand the dynamic relation betweenpast and present. Last Vacation is alittle known but waggishly absorb¬ing film. DOC. Sun June 3 at 8. $2Passport to Pimlico (Henry Cornelius,1949) When an unexploded wartimebomb goes off in London street, an¬cient documents are revealed whichshow that the neighborhood is a partof the duchy of Burgundy. Rationcards are feverishly destroyed andcustoms barriers are erected. Theborough of Pimlico becomes an inde¬pendent nation. This freewheeling,featherweight comedy has a charmall of its own, exploiting stereotypi¬cal traits in the English character in agenuinely hilarious satire. StanleyHolloway leads the new governmentand Raymond Huntley plays thebank manager who becomes “Chan¬cellor of the Exchequer.” This semin¬al Ealing Studio comedy also starsMargaret Rutherford and HermioneBadderly. DOC. Wed June 6 at 8.$2The American Success Co. (William Ri-chert, 1979) DOC icon Jeff Bridgesmeets Interview magazine icon Bian¬ca Jagger; she’s a streetwise prosti¬tute, and he's a neglected husbandlooking to hone his bedroomprowess in an attempt to win the at¬tentions of his childish, narcissistic,but gorgeous, wife (Belinda Bauer).This comic fairy tale from the direc¬tor of Winter Kills features a tour deforce performance from Bridges,who transforms himself from themild-mannered Harry Flowers intohis mysterious doppelganger, thedangerously attractive Mac fromChicago With Ned Beatty in the JackWarden role. DOC Thurs June 7 at 8,$2 —MK The Lower Depths In ConcreteGothic Theater's productionof Maxim Gorky's The LowerDepths there is a long breakbetween the third andfourth acts for a scenechange. Listening to eeriemusic, we see in the bluishhalf-light the inner workingsof the ambitious and success¬ful set (designed by JordanWankoff and Todd Brickell),as it is rolled, pushed, pulledand transformed bymembers of the crew frombasement into wasteyard.Both sets achieved a balancebetween looking like areasof a horrible dive, and beingvisually appealing throughthe use of color and texture.Amazingly, director ToddBrickell manages to imbuethe potentially awkwardscene change with the sameinterest and vitality whichmake the production itselfwell worth seeing.The action takes place inRussia at the turn of the cen¬tury in a boarding house in¬habited by a crew ofthieves, murderers, awashed-out actor, a lustfullandlady, her ancient hus¬band, and her virginalyounger sister — to name afew. An old tramp full oflove and hopeful platitudescomes to live for a whileamong this down and outcrowd and changes all ofthem: some for the better,some for the worse. It isthrough him that one of themain themes of the play isdeveloped: (generally) whatis reality, what is hope, andhow does one affect theother?The seventeen membercast is wonderful. Onedoesn t get the feeling of abasic sameness in outlookonly superficially differen¬tiated by makeup and voicewhich such a large cast couldfall prey to out of the dtrec- Itors need to get a line' onsuch an unwieldy piay. Oneof the most refreshing thingsabout the actors was that, ingeneral, they didn't lookmade-uo. Thanks to PatriciaVidal and Christina Gomez,the assets and irregularitiesof their faces contributedmuch *o the strong sense ofcharacter each achieved. Ofthe two characters who woreheavy makeup. Mikhail Kos-tylyov (Owen Hagino) wasvery convincing, but the au¬dience had to use its imagi¬nation to make the trampLuka (Joe Walsh), look likean old man of this earth. Themotivating idea behind hiseye makeup may have beento make him appear asiatic,however, the effect was notachieved and it detractedfrom the strengths of theproductionMike Bael as Kletsch getsmy nomination for best actor(the Gargoyles9- His perfor¬mance was rough, energetic,and very polished Through¬out »he course of the playtne outlook of his characterchanges many times, andthough Kletsch is often un¬feeling and oDnoxious. wesympathize through it all.Martha Otis (Natasha) givesan extremely moving per¬formance in the third act.She is a special actress whocan take the dutiful daugh¬ter role and show us the com¬plex personality beneathher proprietyLeslie Lepeska, as Na-tash s oider sister the land¬lady Vassilissa Kostylyova,created a character evilenough to make me jump inmy seat when she appearedunexpectedly through a win¬dow on stage Owen Hagino(Vasstlisa s husband) was iimpressive in his role as aweak, wicked religious fa¬natic. Kyuchin Kim (The Tar¬tar) was delightful as the la¬borer from the country whodoesn't speak such goodRussian but knows when he'sbeing taken in a card game.These are just a few of themany fine performances youcan en,oy tonight, Saturdayor Sunday at the ReynoldsClub third floor theatre at 8PM —Johanna StoyvaTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1984—3STRIPPED DOWNITHRASHEDIOUT CLASHby Franklin SouttzReservations, i used to think that MickJones would be as indispensable to theClash as Keith Richards is to the RollingStones. While last Thursday’s concert atthe Aragon Ballroom changed that notionof mine. Jone’s absence was still anythingbut inconsequential. The two new gui¬tarists, Nick Sheppard and Vince White,were not hired for their vocals but fortheir playing technique, so not surpris¬ingly they just kept to supporting JoeStrummer’s brittle delivery with close,simple backup. As far as I remember,Strummer and gang avoided those songson which Jones used to sing lead, and theyusually gave their weakest performanceon those in which he played an importanttack up role. This was really too bad be¬cause without Jones’s more melodic tem¬pering the band is certainly less balancedor rounded than they used to be either liveor on record.As if to exacerbate this fact, the soundat the Aragon was overly loud and tinny.The Ballroom doesn’t have very gopdacoustics (though many places are muchworse) and it’s normal for the Clash tohave a loud bar room sound whereverthey play, as a result I was forced to men¬tally add in much of the structure to famil¬iar songs, while several of the unfamiliarsongs sounded like white noise and Strum¬mer’s between-song patter was often in¬comprehensible.Exaltations.To counter these two com¬plaints I found that, (1) the group wasmore cohesive without Jones than either ofthe two times I had seen them perform be¬fore; (2) the high pitch and volume alsomade the music grittier and more exhi¬larating, like it does for all good punkrock; and (3) there was a lot more aboutthis show to which there was no negativeside at ail.Strummer’s unequivocating political andmoral convictions translate musically intoa vitality that few other rock bands canclaim to share “The only band that mat¬ters” was a phrase that stuck with themnot because its a statement of fact, but be¬cause it works as a descriptive aphorismthat categorizes their power perfectly. Itsa phrase that works just as well for lastThursday’s concert as it does for any oftheir records.Specifically, this tour is a live greatesthits package that shows that ail the wayfrom their first, self titled LF, up to the bigchart seller Combat Rock. The Clash re¬mained a punk band because they re¬lated their punk attitude even while theylosi most of their punk sound and much of their punk audience and credibility (atleast in England). Now that he has kickedMick Jones out, Joe Strummer is seeking toregain all three of these elements, withoutwhich, he fears the punk attitude will loseits importance or just become meaningles.Last Thursday’s show, stripped downand thrashed out, convinced me that hemay be right. The band did not ignoretheir complexly mixed hits such as “TheMagnificent Seven” or “Rock The Cas-bah”, but unlike the last two times i sawthem, they didn’t try to recreate the re¬corded version either. Rather, they ar¬ranged the songs so they fit the stage,stripping them down to the underlyingchord sequences and bass lines, addingemphasis on the simple elements of thesong which were either obscured or highlyembelished on record. The result was thatunlike on their last tour with Jones, thenewer songs held up as well as the oldstuff. “Casbah” in particular was a messlast time I saw them, without the pianofills the song sounded empty, barely ableto stand on its own melodic merits. Thistime, however, with the piano part com¬pletely written out and replaced by somesimple guitar riffing, the tune was fasterand fuller sounding—it came across like a different but equally good version of thedance hall hit. More importantly, the bandfocuses their efforts more consistantlywith these simpler versions. They gaveStrummer the opportunity to improviseand emphasize the vocals a bit more, andthis resulted in making the urgent mes¬sage that the Clash carry with them moreeasily communicated.There is no doubt that this band hasalways pounded their music furiously onstage, but now Strummer wants nothingclouding what he has to say, no “musica-lity” standing between him and his audi¬ence, and that was the main idea behindpunk in the first place. If the Clash weremore urgent in their message than theyhave been before, I think its not just be¬cause of the personal changes and musicalre-orientation they’ve undergone, but alsobecause the political scene is, in very im¬portant ways, more urgent now than it hasbeen in a long time. There’s a messagethat needs to be sent out about this urgentsituation, and as far as the rock scenegoes, the Clash, with or without MickJones, are still the most convincing and in¬telligent communicators of that messagearound. And don’t kid yourself—it is amessage we can hardly afford to ignore.LIFE AND DEATH IN COLONIBUS, OHIOHe had lived here for years. Painted the peace sign on the porch three years ago;around the time he was breaking up with his first real love. Since then he had beenworking at the Holiday Inn while trying to finish his incompletes.He had been following her for two hours now. sne aian t seem to notice him. Heknew he could never speak to her. Underneath all her friendliness she was cold anddistant; completely alien., They had breakfast there everyday at the same time. And each day they ordered thesame thing. Their love for each other depended on an assumption of mutual misery;They had been in the car for hours. She wanted to get out and get something to if one should suddenly become happy, the other would be lost,drink (or some ice cream). But he wouldn’t stop; he continued to lecture her abouther selfishness. It never even occurred to him to question his own. —BRIAN MULLIGAN4—FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTHE IDEAOF THEUOFCPART 12A letter to the editor:reprinted from The Chicago Tribune, May24, 1984:PALATINE—My day usually beginswith The Chicago Tribune and break¬fast, a most pleasurable combination.It was, unfortunately, less than plea¬surable when I encountered BarbaraBrotman's article in the Chicagolandsection, acquainting me, in nauseatingdetail, with the University of Chicago’sLascivious Ball.Not only was I offended because thedescribed event was such a flagrantviolation of God-given standards of be¬havior, but I was also dismayed by theimpression that was left of this city’sdefinition of culture (refining of themind, manners, taste) and the enhanc¬ing of the city’s reputation as one ofbeing preoccupied with, and coloredby, the steamy side of life.In the past, we have had to fight thisproblem of poor reputation because ofmob activities, political hanky-pankyand venal city government. Now, one ofour prestigious universities, bearingthe city’s name, indulges in this kind ofvulgar, immoral behavior and u.ses stu¬dent activities fees to cover 40 percentof the costs. Moreover, the city’s mostprestigious newspaper publicizes it,giving tacit approval by making this"opening of the Hyde Park social sea¬son" seem acceptable and desirable.Berdelle J. Hoth)U— REMOVEDby Johanna StoyvaHe lived in the coach house of an old,.Tudor a few blocks from my family'shome. I stood in front of the house,hestiating before taking the patharound the side. Someone I knewmight see me. In the corner of theovergrown yard farthest from thehouse sat the yellow stucco buildingwhere Charles lived. The name on themailbox said “Chaka Makumba”.Maybe his pen-name. I stood with myfinger just touching the doorbell; thesun beat down on the yellow stuccoand the long grass rustled in thebreeze. His eyes were the color oflight gold honey swirled with glossyblack oil. A small mole high on his leftcheek bone made them more elongat¬ed ed and cat-like. He kissed me once inthe back seat of a car.He sat close to me. I was afraid ofhis lips. I didn’t know if I would likehow they felt. Maybe like having apeeled grapefruit squashed againstmy mouth. He was old. His hair wasstarting to turn grey, but his pantswere tight. When the car stopped heheld my wrist as I opened the door. Iturned to look at him and he kissedme like ripe strawberries pushingagainst my mouth.I hated his pants, but I went to hisapartment, and finally i pressed thedoorbell. He said hello in a deep voiceand didn’t smile. I told him I had beenconfused by the name on the mailbox.He said it was his African name, whichhe did sometimes use for publishing.We went down a long, narrow flightof stairs to the basement apartment.An old Royal sat on a desk in thecorner of the one big room with astack of typed pages next to it. Thetop sheet said “A Play by Charlesl the Biggers".ery; From the manuscript I looked up tothe white plaster wall. A Penthousecenterfold was taped on it; a whiteAN woman wearing a gre»n vjsnr loaningback against a pool table with a pool by Steven K. Amsterdam...Dr, Eler’s office. I tell her “I am sincerelysorry, but I am completely unable to helpyou.” I don’t know what it is that she... A HOUSE WITH FLOWERS“Honey?”“I’m going to Mick. He’s been crying onand off all night.”“Okay.”5:44. One hour and six minutes until thealarm goes off. My mouth doesn’t tastetoo good, but I suppose I shouldn’t be sur¬prised. I hear Mickey. He’s crying his lungsout, but he’s still able to choke out ‘Ma,ma, ma,” with all sorts of wheezes andsobs. “Ma” isn’t a word to go crazy over.It’s kind of flat.Lolita, Candida. Those are names worthrepeating. They roll around and flip out ofyour mouth. Jill got so mad when I jokedthat I was going to start calling her “Can¬dida.” Let's face it, it sure beats the hellout of “Jill.” She took that too seriously,which was even funnier.I really don’t like the way Seaver saysher name. It sounds like he’s saying “Jail.”He’s so nice to her that it embarrasses me.I hope that he doesn’t think that he likesher in the same way that he “goes for”that nurse at the hospital. Just the factthat he is encouraging me to “cheat,”shows that he thinks that it’s all some kindof game. That’s his entire attitude towardeverything. I think he comes from a placewhere defined, l-love-her-and-she-loves-me relationships don't mean very much. In¬fidelity is adolescent. He flirts with Jillwhenever he’s around her. It annoys me.I don’t like it that he’s my only friend atthe hospital. Pediatrics is a surprisinglywicked profession. I’ll bet he told Haberand Stern that he’d open an office withthem too. He has loads saved up. He isn’tmarried or responsible for anything. Icue wedged between her legs. I triedto pretend I hadn’t seen. I thought hemust have forgotten to take it down.He would be embarrassed by my no¬ticing it. He sat in a wicker chairacross the room. I turned around toface him. On the wall just above hishead was taped another centerfold; ablack woman in the classic stretched-on-side pose. He stood up and askedme to sit in the chair. The thoughtcrossed my mind that no on knewwhere I was.He took.my face in his hands andkissed me hard. Then he knelt down iniront of me, put his arms around my wouldn’t be surprised if he opened his ownpractice. There’s always that wall be¬tween us, the fact that he could potentiallygo into his own business much sooner than Icould. I think that he also might be betterwith children than I am. They seem to likehim better, but how many kids actuallychoose their doctors? Still, there is nothingthat makes me madder or more jealousthan people with money, successfully in¬dulging in their natural inclinations.Thinking about it now won’t help. I’llthink about it tomorrow. Gone With TheWind. What was that movie question I hadfor Jill?...Who played Catherine in Wuther-ing Heights? I hope she comes back beforeI forget. Maybe if I screamed as loud as Icould (my problems are as big as Mickey’s)she would come back here, so I could get tosleep. No, Mickey is still crying. I suppose Ishould be concerned. Maybe this timesomething really is living under the bed.But he plays this early morning circuit alot. He sleeps all afternoon. What does sheexpect? It’s nothing to cry about.Why is he so upset? He wasn’t scared ofthe dark when he was younger. He spentnine months in the dark. I wonder whatimages have been given to him to fill in thedarkness. He’s too young to worry aboutJill or me dying. Someday he's going tohave fantasies of us dying. He’s probablymad at me already. Hey, father figure,why don’t you save up a little and open upa business? Get an office and I’ll neverwake you at 5:44 again. Ah, what does heknow? He’s four.Let’s see what / can see, lurking in thedarkness of my bedroom. How about thatknees, and buried bis greying head inmy lap. He began to cry, f made a fewhalf-hearted attempts to stroke hishead and comfort him. Then he stoodup and said "Think carefully, youmight want to change your mind.” Imoved up the narrow steps quickly;when I opened the door it was juststarting to rain.Someone at a bar called him a nig¬ger; Charles threw him against awall, pressed a knife blade to histhroat, held it for a few seconds, andthen stabbed him in the shoulder. Hejumped the baii h»a agent put up — lread it in the paper. man from the train who was screaming? Hewasn't wearing a shirt. “Fuck you man, ifyou're going DOWN-TOWN,” he said to me.What made him pick me? It must have beensomething deep in my eyes. That would beironic because they are the only part of aface that cannot express anything besidestheir color. He had blue eyes too, but I sup¬pose that’s where our similarities end. Forthe seconds that everyone was looking atme I felt guilty because I was going down¬town. It was as though I deserved hiscurse. I couldn’t do anything. I couldn’teven give him a quarter. I would havebeen far too embarrassed...That quarterthat I was fingering in my pocket couldhave done him a lot more good than mysimple emotions could have hurt me.Bums are a fantastic argument againstcapitalism. Survival of the fittest is a fan¬tastic argument against bums...Ah, well.We’re all operating on such a short burstof history. Mankind used to change at sucha slow pace. Since we’ve stopped evolving(500,000 years ago — Thank you, Profes¬sor Hudson), we have changed our sur¬roundings so drastically. I worry that ourcontrol is of too large a territory...And ev¬erything is growing so quickly......The man who saw me on the train thismorning is smiling. He’s staggering infront of a moving car. I run and I save him.He doesn’t thank me because he expectedit. He just smiles again. I got killed by thecar and everyone is crying at the scene. Hekeeps smiling and tipping an imaginaryhat. We both know that it isn’t that sad.He cashes my savings bonds and spendsall of my money in the next week. Mymoney gone, I am able to leave my opencasket. It is in the basement of the WhiteHouse, four floors below the room whereJohn Kennedy was. I follow his funeralprocession to Arlington Cemetary. Jackie.Robert and Ted are still standing there.All of their tears have coagulated becausethey have been holding the same black-and-white pose from Life for twentyyears. The Jackie and Ted of today are notthe same people at all. They have seenchanges, they have changed, like me. Thefuneral is dull and motionless. “How couldthey shoot him?” I said. I wander.Jill and Mickey are playing in a sandboxat the base of a statute. All I can see is ahuge red marble slab, but I know that it isthe monument to the Unknown Soldier. TheSuccessful Dr. Thomas Seaver is buried in¬side, so I am happy.My wife looks so young and beautiful inthe sunlight with my son. I have never seenher looking so magical. I feel as though Iam committing adultery by looking at her.I am quite ready for sex. Even if she is not,I want to force her. Then she could be mywife and my mistress. I hide behind astone. She’s talking to Mickey, touchinghim. He tells her that he does not knowhow to feel about the fact that his fatherhas “gone away forever.” On hearingthose words. I am back in my coffin and itis locked, all in one motion.At first, I am rigid, so that they don'tknow that I can move. Then I realize thatunless I move I will be trapped. JFK iswhispering in my ear. I put my fingers inmy mouth to keep from screaming and Istart to kick with my left leg. Ambulancesare coming to investigate this medical curi¬osity.Fire engines. I think they’re gatheringon the corner. There were sirens in mydream. Where were they? 6:17. I think Isaw Jill and Mickey in Central Park. 6:18,now. There’s a fire on this block and itdoesn’t worry me. Chances are I won’teven know the people. It used to be thateveryone was worried about their neigh¬bors. I suppose they were all too nosy, butthey were concerned. A growing sense ofhumanity should be evolving togetherwith technology. We shouldn’t be so alien¬ated.Some kind of farming existence like thatused to be my radical alternative to medi¬cal school. It was always at the back of mymind. An independent life. I wish I couldsee it.. A neat, blue cabin in the woods,with rows of flowers in front of it. Supposesomeone dumps a bucket of blood on thedaffodils? Suppose the government buysthe backyard to do testing on the squir¬rels? So much for my lovely imagination.I’ll just get up and make breakfast.Jill's coming back, just when I decide toget up.“Mick is so peculiar. He was going onand on, ‘I'm just scared,’ ‘I don’t knowwhy, I just am.’ When the fire enginesshowed up he just zonked out.”I suppose I could get bitter about that if Iwanted to. I’ll laugh.“Well I’m going to make us all eggs...Gowake Mickey.”“What?!”“He woke me,” I say in self-defense.“I just spent...”I was |OKing...Gome here. I had the ni¬cest dream about you and Micxcy.”THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1984—5FAUSTO, FOLK, ANDTHE SPANISH INFLUENCEby Jamie AlienThe word for the day, last Sunday at theUniversity Chorus concert at Mandel Hall,was inconsistency. There were flashes ofbrilliance in the tone and periods of trueensemble that were a joy to listen to, butthese were offset by moments of failingpitch and general weariness of sound thatdetracted from the concert’s success. Partof the weariness, however, must be attri¬buted to Mendelssohn himself (the compos¬er whose works comprised the entirety ofthe program), because of the palpable“worked out” feeling that many of hisearlier pieces had. The concert as a wholewas quite an eductional experience in thatit traced the composer’s developmentfrom 1829 (after his famous MidsummerNight’s Dream overture and Octet) to1846 — a development which was clearlyone of growing ability and creativity.The first pieces had an air of immaturityabout them, which was subsequently re¬flected in the lackluster and predictableperformances that were afforded them bythe chorus. The problem here was one ofobvious structural goals and rather uni¬maginative ways of achieving these goalson the part of the composer. Wer ner denlieben Gott lat walten was comprised ofchorales and fugal exercises devoid ofany distinguishing or interesting charac¬teristics that might have set them apart asmore than a schoolboy’s assignment. For¬tunately, the chorus’ entrances were cleanand sure — without which this piece wouldhave become a mish-mash of musicalmud.The next song, a Veni, Domine sung bythe women, had much the same problemsas the first and never really got off theground, It was not until the men began ,osing their pieces that things took a turn orthe better. The strong baritone sectionmanaged to add a lift to the Adspice Do¬mine that rapidly infected the rest of themen’s chorus. It was here, too, that Men¬delssohn seems to have laid down hisschool books and began to add an excite¬ment to his work by interweaving his linesin a much more interesting fashion than inthe previous pieces. This was then fol¬lowed by a contrasting O Lux Beata Trini-tas that, because of its more supplicativetone and slower speed, ran the risk of di¬saster. But the men, buoyed up by the Ad-spice managed to keep this piece floatingas well as give it a beautifully enchantingtone.The next section of the program was acollection of Spring songs (Der erste Fruh-lingstag), performed by the smallerchamber choir. These boasted a number ofvery nice touches, but there seemed to beone soprano who managed to drive therest of the group flat, thus detracting fromthe pieces’ other wise light and livelyquality. But after the accompanist setthem right again, the song of the Lark (Lerchengesang) came off beautifully. Itsunaffected gaity and slightly complexvocal lines made it easily my favoritepiece of the collection, as it succeeded in“climbing through the clouds”. The lasttwo pieces sung by the chamber choir, un¬fortunately, mitigated the effect of Ler¬chengesang as they took on a much moresombre air and did little less than extendthe program. While Autumn Song was anexample of effective programmatic music ic(as the “bustle of autumn” raged, bushes“cried”, and the prospect of “new hope”provided a truly beautiful ending to thepiece), Morgengebet was dreadfully unin¬teresting.As the chamber choir retired back intothe ranks of the full chorus, Lynn Drafallwalked on to stage and prepared herselfto send the audience off at intermissionwith a bang. Her alto voice was well sup¬ported and her pleasant but penetratingtone provided a good contrast to a nowquite well blended sound from the chorus.One immediately noticed the attention tonuance that these pieces were given, andwhite the second piece (a child’s prayer)was structurally square and childishly sim¬ple, it allowed the first and last pieces toshine in all their stirring glory. In fact,during the final piece, both the chorus’ andMs. Drafall’s enjoyment were obvious asshe sustained her last “freudig” with agorgeous, unfaltering tone.The second half of the concert added anorchestra to accompany the First Walpur-gis Night and the American premiere of Oh.Lena's Gloomy Heath. The latter, unfortun¬ately, was not Mendelssohn at his best.The text, drawn from the Ossianic epic,Fingal, did not make a tremendous amountof sense, and its setting was thereforesomewhat confused. “The voice of music”never really “died away” and “feeble”voices were augmented by disproportion¬ately aggressive orchestrations. The solobaritone, Robert Schroll, was quite cap¬able but, through no fault of his own, wasunable to sincerely convey the meaning ofthe text. The orchestra, barring someproblems with the pizzicatos In thestrings, was generally very good. Thewoodwinds especially deserve note asthey added a brilliance and clarity of toneto the entire ensemble whenver they en¬tered.Finally, the First Walpurgis Night suc¬ceeded in leaving everyone involved in arousing good mood. The chorus, by thistime, was blending extremely well andthe orchestra was mustering a wonderful¬ly big sound. The tenor soloist, Mr. HenryHunt started off his chorus of Druids andHeathen with a healthy sense of humor,thus launching the entire work on a levelof silliness, excitement, and professionalmusicianship that lasted throughout, andshowed the piece off in its best possiblelight. By Victoria L. CooperOn Saturday May 26, at 8:30 pm, inMandel Hall, the University of ChicagoSymphony, under the direction of BarbaraSchubert, will present an evening of ex¬ceptional and rarely heard music. The or¬chestra will perform three works: Bertin:Overture to Fausto; Khatchaturian: ViolinConcerto, Deborah Kirshner Berlin, soloist;and Falla: the complete score to the balletThe Three-Cornered Hat. This final concertof the 1983-84 year will offer both orches¬tra and audience the opportunity to be¬come acquainted with this seldom per¬formed repertoire.Saturday's performance of the Overtureto Fausto by Louise Bertin is ah Americanpremiere and may be the first presenta¬tion in 153 years. Louise Bertin’s Faustodebuted in Paris in March, 1831 and wasthe earliest serious French opera to bebased on the Goethe masterpiece. As awoman composing during the active daysof Parisian opera, with Rossini and Berliozat the forefront, Bertin nonetheless madea place for herself and indeed Fausto re¬ceived acknowledgement and favor fromthe critics. Although Bertin found her ownvoice, part of her style might be comparedto her contemporary and colleague HectorBerlioz (who in fact, assisted in the re¬hearsals of her opera Esmeralda). Thescore to be performed by the UniversitySymphony Orchestra was edited by DeniseBoneau, a doctoral candidate In the De¬partment of Music. Working from a micro¬film of the autograph manuscript held inthe Bibliotheque Nationale, Ms. Boneauconst'ucted a performance score. Prior toBoneau’s edition, the only published scorewas in piano-vocal reduction, prepared atthe time of the premiere. Denise Boneau isa recipient of the Fulbright Grant and willconduct her dissertation research in Francebeginning next fall. Her research will focusespecially at the Bibliotheque Nationalewhere she hopes to uncover additionalBertin manuscripts and perhaps unknowncompositions. Indeed, it has been widelywritten that Bertin ceased composingafter 1836 although Ms. Boneau has foundsome evidence that she continued writingfor another thirty years.As the winner of the 1984 University ofChicago Concerto Competition, DeborahKirshner Berlin has chosen to perform theKhatchaturian Violin Concerto for the Sat¬urday concert. The work is performed lessfrequently than the more popular Brahmsand Tschaikovsky concertos, yet it is musi¬cally rewarding both to instrumentalistand listener. In 1940 Aram Khatchaturianwrote his Concerto in D for violin and or¬chestra. The work is in the tradition of thenineteenth century virtuosic concerto andindeed, this work successfully presents theinstrument’s melodic and technical capabil¬ities. An integral element in Khatcha-turian’s style is his fascination with hisown Armenian heritage and its folk musicliterature. This is reflected in the chromat¬ic lines played against simple pedal, al¬most drone-like harmonies and in themodal gestures in an otherwise tonal envi¬ronment. The folk element is further pre¬sented in such rhythmic techniques as syn¬copation, shifting meters and the“nontraditional” placement of accents onweak beats.As well as his tribute to personal historyand ancestry, Khatchaturian also wrote inthe approved pedantic style so favored bythe Soviet government as in his FuneralOde to Lenin. Indeed, during most of his ca¬reer, Khatchaturian enjoyed a followingboth with the Soviet press and Soviet au¬diences. Nonetheless, in 1948 Khatcha¬turian was named in the Soviet ArtsBureau’s censure of the Composers’ Union,a denunciation brought about through hisassociation with Prokofiev and ShnstaWn vich. Six years later, in 1954, Khatcha¬turian mended his relationship with thegovernment through public apologies andperformances. He was subsequently rein¬stated as a member in good standing withthe government and honored as the Peo¬ple’s Artist of the USSR. For the Sovietgovernment, Khatchaturian’s works em¬bodied the national ideal in his assimila¬tion of regional folk music with nineteenthcentury Russian orchestral tradition.The soloist, Barbara Kirshner Berlin, isconcertmaster of the Stratford SummerFestival Orchestra in Stratford, Ontario. Anative of Canada, Ms. Berlin received amusic degree from the University of Toron¬to and later toured the country with thechamber ensemble, Camerata Canada.Upon leaving Canada, Ms. Berlin moved toMew York City and studied with ItzhakPerlman.In another example of folk and nation¬alistic influence, the University Symphonywill also perform the ballet music to Man¬uel de Falla’s The Three-Cornered Hat com¬plete with castanets and singer in Spanishcostume. The production of this ballet in¬volved two of the most important artisticforces of the early twentieth century:Serge Diaghilev and Pablo Picasso. FallaTmet Diaghilev during the Russian entre¬preneur’s sojourn in Spain in 1916. Fallawas aware of Diaghilevs recent successfulcollaborations with Stravinsky (The Fire¬bird, 1910, Petrushka, 1911, and The Riteof Spring, 1913). In turn, Diaghilev was in¬terested in transforming Falla’s recentpantomime, El corregidor y la molinera,into the first Spanish work for the BalletRusse. On July 22, 1919, the ballet waspremiered with a new title and in far moreelaborate form as The Three-CorneredHat. The performance was by the BalletRusse with stage design and costumes byPicasso.The ballet music is an artful mixture offolk music with the Andalusian flavor re¬flected in guitar techniques, and brilliantpercussion effects. Indeed, the musicalcharacter that -is popularly associatedwith the Spanish folk style was at the timeconsidered an exotic novelty. Further,Falla took advantage of the numerousdance forms of the Andalusians region, in¬cluding the fandango, seguidillas, and far-ruca, all presented as narrative elementsthroughout the ballet.Andrew Budwig, a recent doctoral recip¬ient in the Department of Music, has exten¬sively studied Falla's works concentratingespecially on the composition Atlantida.Through a Fulbright Fellowship, Mr. Bud-wig worked for nine months in the privatearchives of the Falla family and uncovered' ~i *numerous letters between the composerand Ravel, Picasso, Debussy, and Stra¬vinsky. During his research in Spain, he un¬covered the manuscript of the earlier pan¬tomime version of The Three-Cornered Hatwhich he hopes to see performed in thenear future.Schubert notes that she has chosen thesethree pieces especially for their challeng¬ing and unique qualities. From the reper¬toire of the early nineteenth century, theoverture to Fausto might be consideredthe “traditional" contribution for the con¬cert. In contrast, Khatchaturian’s ViolinConcerto is a more personal statement andthe orchestra must simultaneously portraya folk song simplicity and serve as accom¬paniment to the complex solo tine. Finally,in the performance of Falla’s The Three-Cornered Hat, a composition in an inten¬tionally regional style, each instrumentmust capture the nuances and subtle ges¬tures of the “Spanish” sound defined bythe composer. Schubert sees this stepaway from the more familiar repertoire asa new direction for both orchestra and au¬dience.6— FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALThe 1983 - 84 BudgetFALLQuarterTotal Subsidy:$24623.14WINTERQuarterTotal Subsidy:$8588.69 Show Gang of Four Pat Metheny The BandTalent (main) $6050.00 $6600.00 $8800.00(opener) 350.00 1650.00Production 1500.00 2000.00 4000.00Facilities 1156.00 1152.00 1142.00Hospitality 892.28 762.00 769.00Publicity 725.37 689.00 777.00Misc. 14.59 6.40 22.00Total Cost $10,688.74 $11209.40 $17160.00ReceiptsTickets 3465.00 5250.00 5720.00Subsidy $7223.74 $5959.40 $11440.00Show Fleshtones Stevie Ray Vaughan Gil Scott-HeronTalent (main) $3300.00 $5500.00 $3750.00(opener) 550.00 600.00 500.00Production 1170.00 1500.00 425.00Facilities 336.00 495.00 688.00Hospitality 409.44 350.00 100.00Publicity 550.00 905.50 680.00Misc. 189.75 76.00 246.00Total Cost $6605.19 $9426.50 $6389.00ReceiptsTickets 2075.00 4477.00See Below 6000.00* 1180.00**Subsidy 505.19 6171.50 1912.00SPRINGQuarter ShowTalent (main)(opener)ProductionFacilitiesHospitalityPublicityMisc. Sonny Rollins$5000.00570.00844.00195.87653.879.75 Violent Femmes$3000.00500.00500.00844.00243.58621.009.75 David Grisman Memorial Day(estimated costs)$4000.00 $800.00300.00500.00 500.001111.00 583.00258.00 150.00700.00 50.0011.20 —Total Subsidy:$12144.20 Total CostReceiptsTickets $7272.992722.00 $5718.334168.50 $6580.201920.00 $2383.00(est) 1000.00Subsidy $4550.99 $1549.83Total Subsidy for the Year:Estimated Phone Bill:Estimated Office Costs:Total MAB Costs:Income from the Activities FeeBalance at the end of the year: $4660.20s45355.85nooo.ooH000.00 $1383.00*47355.85*47997.00*641.15Notes: ^Subsidy from the Orientation Committee**Contrubution from co-sponsor: the Commuting Students-Production included lights, sound, stage costs (if one had to be built bv Mab)-Talent included agent fees-Facilities included hall rental, box office fees, electrician (when needed), fire guards, pianotunerDON'T MISS MEMORIAL DAY WITH MAB, SUNDAY MAY 278:00 P.M., MANDEL HALL • $2 w/UCID at door.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 25. 1984—71II*¥(|t*f.<VIDEO NIGHT AT PARK WEST PHOTOS BY CATHERINE GILLIS8 FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL