The Chicago MaroonVolume 93. No. 56 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984College keeps reading daysBy Melissa BrightThe College Council at itsMay 15 meeting approved theinstitution of a two-day read¬ing and review period on theThursday and Friday of everytenth week.During the reading and re¬view period, no new readings,problems or papers may be as¬signed, no makeup classesmay be held, nor may any ex¬aminations be given except tograduating students. Termpapers assigned earlier in thequarter may be collected.The reading and reviewperiod was tested this year andevaluated through student,faculty, and administrativeinput. The one-day break fromclasses in the middle of thewinter quarter was also tested,and later approved at the Col¬lege Council meeting. Thedate, decided upon by the deanof the College, has been set forthe Monday following Kuvia-sungnerk.After the success of theSpringfest held last weekend,an event is now being plannedto take place annually in addi¬tion to other major college¬wide fests to be held eachquarter. Autumnfest will becombined with Homecomingfestivities Oct. 20 and Kuvia-sungnerk returns in winterquarter.It was also decided at Tues¬ day’s meeting that a new con¬centration in Latin-Americanstudies within the SocialSciences Collegiate Divisionwould be established for the1984-85 academic year. Theconcentration centers on stu¬dent competence in Spanishand Portuguese, knowledge ofone or more of the socialsciences as related to Latin-American studies, and studentunderstanding of selectedaspects of Latin-American his¬tory, politics, economics, or re¬lated subjects. A year of Span¬ish or Portuguese is requiredin addition to completion ofLatin-American Civilizationbefore specialization. Friday, May 18, 1984The Chicago MaroonMayor Harold Washington accepts a Walk-A-Thonshirt from walkers in the Hyde Park NeighborhoodClub’s Sunday fund-raiser. The Mayor will serve asGrand Marshal. Pictured above (left to right) are HillHammock, 75th anniversary campaign treasurer;Katy Naftzger, Eban Cleveland, Mayor Washington,and Eric Treese. photo by c g bloomSmith warns: Project ’84 results only one stepBy Frank LubyMaking significant changesin a college or university cur¬riculum, as the Baker Reporton Graduate Education de¬monstrated, can involve alengthy political process de¬pendent upon how complex thechanges are.Project 1984, the first under¬taking of the Center for Curri¬cular Thought and “analogousto the graduate report,” ac¬cording to co-chairman Jon¬athan Z. Smith, has unearthed a “laundry list” of areas fordiscussion and change. Smith,however, clarifies the intent ofthe Project when he says that“what prevents it from an un¬seemly rush to legislation isthat it will make no sense.“Project ’84 is very specif¬ically targeted,” he added,“looking at the structuralaspects of our curriculum.”Each of the 11 task forces,which brought together closeto 150 faculty members, havecompleted their meetings andCollege Bowl in nat’lsBy Leah SchlesingerThe University of ChicagoCollege Bowl team will be atOhio State University Mondayto compete for the NationalClockwise from top left:Jonathan Fellows, MichaelDay, Jeffrey Trapp, andRichard Cordray. Not pic¬tured is Urban Larson.The competition begins Mon¬day afternoon, and the semi¬finals and finals will be Fri¬ day. If the U of C team makesit through its first two rounds itwill be in the semi-finals,which will be televised nation¬ally on NBC at 7 p.m. CDT,Wednesday. The live broad¬cast will be hosted by PatSajac, the host of the Wheel ofFortune.Michael Day, the team cap¬tain, is optimistic about theirchances. “We are arguably thebest team.” The only teamwhich will pose problems isNorth Carolina, which has hadthe same team for the pastthree years, and won the tour¬nament two years ago.The U of C team consists offive students: Day, a first-yearbusiness school student; Rich¬ard Corday, first-year law stu¬dent; Urban Larson, third-year undergraduate; JeffTrapp, second-year under¬graduate; and Jonathan Fel¬lows, fourth-year undergradu¬ate. When asked about theteam’s weaknesses, Day’s re¬sponse was automatic:“Science. We punt when ascience question comes. If youknow of any science personwho is interested, send him tous.”InsideiRONNIE IS RUNNING(RAMPANT) AGAINGREY CITY p 6 & 7IM Soccer Tourneysports pages 14 and 15 have begun writing their re¬ports. “The proposals will alladd up to a fine curriculum,”said Smith, “that will takeabout eight years to com¬plete.”Project ’84 proceeded with¬out regard for cost and evenwithout regard for the othertask forces, so many of the pro¬posals and suggestions fromthe task forces, when com¬bined, will counter findingsfrom other task forces. This,according to Smith, marks theneed for the “political negotia¬tion,” if and when any of the in¬formation from the Project be¬comes basis for an alterationof the present curriculum.Smith described the state ofthe current curriculum, andtold of how the points in thegraduate report were legislat¬ed, to illustrate the problem ofsorting through the pages ofreports, which the task forceswill do in depth upon reconven¬ing at Starved Rock State Parkin September.“We have the smallestmajor in the US,” said Smith,“one-fourth of the total amountof courses at maximum.” Thatprovides a Chicago studentwith a tremendous amount offlexibility in theory, but asWendy Olmsted’s task force oncourse electives showed, ex- tradivisional and core require¬ments reduce the student’scurricular flexibility tremen¬dously.“There are enormous prag¬matic problems,” Smith said.“W'here will the flexibilityJonathan Z. Smithcome from (to institute thecurriculum proposals)?”Smith added “only if we canthink of acceptable schemes ofthings in less than year-longsequences is there any fighting chance to...keep continuitywith what we’re doing.” Someof the potential “nibbling”may involve reducing “se¬quences” to two quarters, in¬stituting intensives. and soforth.Project 1984 has produced awealth of useful informationabout restructuring the curric¬ulum. The problems before themembers concern whetherthere should be no change finwhich case Project 1984 wassimply a “raising of conscious¬ness” question, in Smith'swords) or, should the findingsof the Project necessitatechange, w-hich side will giveway to prevent the theoretical“eight-year” College.With the graduate report,President Hanna Gray institut¬ed “five or six” items right offthe bat, while some of the morecomplex points she “threw tothe Council, and some thingsshe threw to the depart¬ments.” But that report, ac¬cording to Smith, “was a muchmore coherent document thanthis” one from Project ’84.Consequently, some of Project1984’s final report, even if writ¬ten in legislative language,will be unlegislatable becauseits possible conflicts have notbeen discovered and resolved.continued on page sevenLanger defends PalestiniansBy Michael ElliottSaying that “the humanrights of Palestinians are vio¬lated every day on the WestBank” and that Israeli occupa¬tion of the West Bank “has pro¬duced a generation of police¬men and jailers,” FeliciaLanger, an Israeli lawyer andvice-president of the IsraeliLeague for Human and CivilRights, spoke on Palestiniansunder Israeli law in Ida Noyeslibrary Monday evening.Speaking before an audiencesuspiciously absent of opposi¬tion, Langer described herselfas a Holocaust survivor whoemigrated to Israel from Po¬land and took a law degreefrom Hebrew University inJerusalem in 1965. Langer hasdefended Palestinians fromIsrael and territories occupiedsince 1967. Claiming that Pa¬lestinians under military law-in the occupied territories “aredegraded to sub-humanbeings” and that they are de¬nied the right to assembly andfree expression as well as sub¬jected to confiscation of prop¬ erty, deportation, and torture.Langer said her first efforts toenlighten the world of “crimesagainst the Palestinians” were“voices crying in the wilder¬ness.” Now-, however, “peoplewho accused us of spreadinglies are saying unfortunatelywe are right.”Comparing Israel with Por¬tugal in the 1500’s, whose soci¬ety collapsed, according toLanger. after a century of“robbing gold.” Langer said“sometimes occupiers aremore miserable than the vic¬tims.” Speaking of the Pales¬tinian prison camps in south¬ern Lebanon, which she called“concentration camps,”Langer said certain prisonersthere “document the greatnessof the human soul,” whereasIsraelis serving there “comehome crushed and ill.” Afterthe Holocaust, said Langer,“we cannot stand the torture ofprisoners and free shooting ofdemonstrators.”In particular, Langer ap¬pealed to the many Americansin the audience, saying “the US has a special role not to besilent,” and that tax money isused to “finance torturers andcriminals” bent on “extermin-Felicia Langerto shout that peace and justicedenied to another people is adanger to all the members ofthe human race,” saidLanger.continued on page sevenINTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF CHICAGOSUNDAY, MAY 20 • 3:00-9:00 P.M.Featuring:Dance, Music, Food, Films, Displays and More from over 20 Nations:Argentina Bahamas Belgium Canada China France GermanyIndonesia India Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Kenya Lebanon MexicoParaguay Philippines Spain Thailand Turkey USA-CaliforniaDANCE3:00 p.m. THAI CLASSICAL DANCEDancers of theThai Buddist Temple3:40 p.m. TURKISH FOLK DANCEThe T.A.C.A. Dancers4:20 p.m. “A GLIMPSE OFPHILIPPINE CULTURE”Fiesta Filipina5:00 p.m. SPANISH FLAMENCOTeresa y las Preferidas7:00 p.m. MIDDLE EASTERNDANCERSDancers of the Casbah MUSIC3:30 p.m. MUSIC OF THECARIBBEANBy Lord Smiley andthe Calyptones4:30 p.m. SITAR RECITALBy Som Majumdar5:30 p.m. AMERICAN JAZZBy The Geneseo Jazz Ensemble8:00 p.m. CHAMBERMUSIC CONCERTBy the International HouseChamber Ensemble FILM3:00 p.m. “AL-ANDALUS”: TheMuslim Imprint on Spain3:40 p.m. “Philippines”4:10 p.m. “A Play on Belgium”4:50 p.m. “Japan: An Overview”5:30 p.m. Germany - TBA6:10 p.m. Lebanon: A Slide Show6:40 p.m. “Turkey”7:20 p.m. “Ages of Italy”7:50 p.m. “The Ancient Chinese”8:30 p.m. “Canada: A Holidayin Pictures”9:10 p.m. “La Provice de Paris”Free AttendenceQuestions, Answers and Gifts aftereach featureSPECIAL EVENTS INCLUDE:Japanese Tea Ceremony, Martial Arts and Drumming,Chinese Costume Show and much, much more!Tickets available at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE$2.00 in advance • $3.00 at door1414 E. 59th Street- FOR INFORMATION CALL -753-2274 or 753-2270Sponsored by International House in conjunction with its residentsand Student Groups at the University of Chicago2 The Chicago Maroon Friday, Mav 18, l‘>84Send books to ChinaThere is a shortage of books for stu¬dents studying English and Americanliterature in China. Students oftenmust share books, and library re¬sources are limited.If you can spare your new or used lit¬erary texts (drama, poetry, novels, orliterary criticism) which are in goodcondition, please bring them to the En¬glish department office, Classics 47, sothat they may be included in a ship¬ment of books to the Peking ForeignLanguages Institute.HPKCC Plant FairThe Garden Committee of the HydePark-Kenwood Community Confer¬ence will hold its 26th annual PlantFair this Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.,and Saturday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thefair will be held at the Hyde Park Shop¬ping Center.Approximately 130 varieties of pe¬rennials will be offered, along with alarge selection of flowering annuals,hanging baskets made to order, herbs,and shrubs. Expert gardeners will beavailable to answer questions, and newmaterial will be available Saturdaymorning.Customers should bring their owncontainers if possible. Proceeds will beused in community beautification proj¬ects.Civil liberties lectureRachel Rosen DeGolia, co-director ofthe Chicago Committee to Defend theBill of Rights and an authority on pend¬ing civil liberties legislation, will speakSunday at 2 p.m. on the issues raised bythe recent passage by the Senate of a“crime package” group of bills.The talk will be in Vick Hall of KAMIsaiah Israel Congregation. Admissionis free, and the public is welcome.Stained glass demoJami Cloghessy will demonstrate theart of stained glass designs Saturday at Artisans 21 Gallery from 1 to 4 p.m. Thedemonstration is in conjunction with anexhibition of her work entitled “Con¬versation Pieces.”Both exhibition and demonstrationare free and open to the public.El Salvador lectureClifford Krauss, Central AmericanCorrespondent for the Wall Street Jour¬nal, will lecture on “Who Governs ElSalvador?” Monday at 12:30 p.m. in SS224.Krauss traveled extensively throughEl Salvador in March and April whenhe was covering the elections for CoxNewspapers in Miami. The talk isbeing sponsored by the Center for LatinAmerican Studies. For more informa¬tion, call the Center at 962-8420.Rick Szesny photo by ARTHUR u. ell.sLast SGFC meetingThe Student Government FinanceCommittee will meet for the last timethis quarter Monday at 6 p.m., accord¬ing to Rick Szesny, finance chair. Forfurther information, call Szesnv at241-6527.The ThirdGeorges Lurcy Lecture"Rationality, Morality,andCollective Action"byJon ElsterGeorges Lurcy Visiting Professor, 1983-84Department of Political ScienceThe University of ChicagoThursday, May 24, 19845:30 p.m.Breasted HallThe Oriental Institute1155 East 58th Street Camera workshopsUpcoming events at the Fort Dear¬born Camera Club School of Photo¬graphy, 220 S. State, include workshopsSaturday and Sunday in which partici¬pants will be able to make a print fromtheir favorite color negative. There willbe two workshops each day, one at 9a.m. and another at 1 p.m.Next Tuesday, Bill Christensen andKaren Debenham will discuss “Close-up Photography” and “Zoo Photo¬graphy” from 7 to 9 p.m.Symphonic WindsThe University of Chicago Symphon¬ic Wind Orchestra will present itsSpring ’84 Concert Saturday at 8 p.m. inMandel Hall. The program will featureBeethoven’s Symphony No. 5; otherworks include the tone-poem “Finlan¬dia” by Sibelius, and two movementsfrom Holst’s the Planets”: Mars, theBringer of War, and Jupiter, theBringer of Jollity.Piano performanceRichard Mueller will give the firstChicago performance of the OrientalImpressions for piano, by native Chica¬goan Henry Eichheim, Sunday eveningin Goodspeed Recital Hall, at 8 p.m.Mueller will also perform Beetho¬ven’s Sonata in E Minor and Chopin’sEtudes, Op. 25.The public is invited and admission isfree.Circle K raffle thanksThe U of C Circle K Club would like tothank everyone who contributed to itsRaffle for Spina Bifida that raised$331.73.Special thanks go to the Student Gov¬ernment Finance Committee, IreneConley, the Seminary Coop Bookstore,Morry’s, and Spin-It Records. The Illi¬nois-Eastern Iowa District of Circle KInternational has raised over §3600 forthe Spina Bifida Association so far thisyear. Computer coursesto begin at MSIComputer classes at the Museum ofScience and Industry will begin May-28, and registration is now being con¬ducted.The classes are open to children over10 and adults. Any level of computerexperience can be accommodated, in¬cluding those who have never workedwith microcomputers.Classes meet for five weeks and areoffered Monday through Thursday at4:30 and 6 p.m. Saturday classes are of¬fered at 8:30 and 10 a.m., and 12:30 and2 p.m.For more information on costs andregistration, call 684-1414.Chicago Literary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction ContestFIRST PRIZESECOND PRIZEalong with publication of all winningentries in the Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,phone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRdox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad¬dress.Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.• Get Literary! •The Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 18, 1984 —3EDITORIALAffirmative inactionUniversity President Hanna Gray this week said something HydeParkers and South Siders have long known — “the University is notdoing nearly as well as we should be in recruiting minorities,” specifica¬lly blacks and hispanics.“The perception is that the University is not as welcoming as it shouldbe,” Mrs. Gray added. This is regrettable not only for the University butfor the metropolitan area it serves.As Andre Phillips, assistant director of College admissions, noted inTuesday’s Maroon, the U of C, nestled squarely on the South Side in themiddle of the most populous concentration of blacks in the nation, couldbe “the mecca of black thought in America and, in the Midwest, thecenter for black change.”The University has an obligation to serve fully its host community inwhatever ways possible. We applaud the recent efforts by the adminis¬tration to serve its surrounding community, particularly through its Up¬ward Bound and Pilot Enrichment Programs and its recent increasedeffort to attract black students to the College and the University.In addressing the problem, Mrs. Gray said the University “needs todo more” in recruiting minorities. Such efforts, in gaining desired re¬sults, will benefit both the University and its host community. BY FRANK LUBYBUT I BET IT DQESN T )TELL THE TRUTH . .. R ICK \TAKES TESTOSTERONE SHOTS^TOR HIS VOICE AMP EATSE G6S FOR A SHI MY COAT^ (come om> m\ck (! ((rick'5 NOT LIKE OTHERJTiTO ft ACOME A‘Minority9 labels merely masks for ‘stage players9To the editor:He would be a fool who regards him¬self as a minority if his university sodefines him. This may seem the brazenattitude of the hand-biting dog. So be it,yet it is not merely a vulgar politicalexpression. I have no aspirations forpower, influence, wealth, fame, sexualprowess—in short, immortality. And I have no desire to purchase relative mi¬nority power so to be related to majori¬ty power, for that majority to which Imay compare myself now would be¬come in the next instant the minority ofanother power, itself in turn a more dis¬tant subordinate. The to and fro ofpower would have me running to mysalesman incessantly for a new defini-Redefining ‘Palestinian ’To the editor:In their letters to the Maroon, SergeLippe (4/10) and Simcha Kuritski(4/13) accuse those who support Pale-tinian rights of misrepresenting historyand of engaging in “doublespeak.”Readers may have been rather puzzledby the enormous fuss made in these let¬ters over the use of the terms “Pale-tine” and “Palestinians.” This warn¬ing, given by former Israeli PrimeMinister Menachem Begin to a kibbutzaudience, sheds much light:My friend, take care. When yourecognize the concept of “Pales¬tine,” you demolish your right tolive in Ein Hahoresh. If this isPalestine and not the Land ofIsrael, then you are conquerersand not tillers of the land. You areinvaders. If this is Palestine, thenit belongs to a people who livedthere before you came...(YediotAhronot, Oct. 17, 1969; cited inNoam Chomsky, Peace in theMiddle East?)It is sometimes claimed (e.g. SergeLippe’s letter) that the native Mudinand Christian inhabitants of the landthat now comprises Israel were or¬dered to leave their towns and villagesby the Arab High Command in 1948.However, an exhaustive study of Arabnewspapers and broadcasts of the timemade by Irish journalist ErskineChilders shows these claims to be base¬less and contrived. Childers, instead,attributes the mass exodus of Palestin¬ians to “psychological and terror war¬fare.” (“The Other Exodus,” SpectatorMay 12, 1961.) He also quotes NathanChofshi, a Palestinian Jew who was de¬dicated to establishing peace betweenJewish settlers and the Arabs of Pales¬tine. In response to claims much the same as those in Serge Lippe’s letter,Mr. Chofshi wrote (Jewish NewsletterFebruary 9, 1959):...we old Jewish settlers in Pales¬tine who witnessed the flightcould tell him how and in whatmanner we, Jews, forced theArabs to leave cities and villageswhich they did not want toleave...We came and turned thenative Arabs into tragic refugees.And still we dare to slander andmalign them, to besmirch theirname.” T ™ ^Joe MouradGraduate student in mathematics‘iHomophobe 9To the editor:“Homophobe” seems an innocentlabel for Russ Miller, since it appearsliterally to mean “one who fears thesame,” while Mr. Miller fears what isdifferent and wants everyone to be thesame. He describes himself as some¬one who does not “care for homosexua¬lity,” but that is hardly a problem.Lucky starsTo the editor:It is unfortunate that Russ Miller’sroom in Hitchcock Hall was burgla-larized. As can be seen through theMaroon’s weekly crime map with itshandy symbols and attempted “cir¬cles,” crime runs rampant through theUniversity of Chicago community. Mr.Miller, who was not up to his “analyticbest,” should thank his lucky stars thatthe burglar was not a gay rapist.Eric MichaelsAgainst simplistic moralityTo the editor:Speaking directly in response toLinda Paisley’s letter of 5/11: This isthe twentieth century and the Universi¬ty of Chicago. I think that we havelearned that God does not play inter¬vention politics, at least not in accor¬dance with the simplistic set of school-house rules you pass off as morality.Otherwise, it would be rather tough —wouldn’t it — to explain innocent vic¬tims of war, children dying of sicklecell anemia for no sin other than beingblack, and six million Jews.The world is not always a carefreeplace, granted But if the only human4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 1984 response you can muster in the face ofthe suffering and death of others is nei¬ther compassion nor outrage at injus¬tice, but smugness at your own spiritu¬al ascendancy, then I really must askyou to reconsider who it is that is im¬moral.I’m not an atheist, Linda. And I hon¬estly wish God did intervene. Maybethen there wouldn’t be so many inno¬cent gay men and others dying of anunknown and as yet incurable dis-ppcpIrwin E. KellerGraduate student in the humanities tion, a new hand from which to receive,but in the end a dog running can’t stopto feed.Let the four colors lie there on thetable, white, black, yellow, red. Yetthese are political colors, idealized in aspectrum not found in human skin. Me¬lanocytes and their absence do not pro¬duce black and white, but ratherbrowns and pinks, not absolute oppo¬sites but shades of infinitesimal grada¬tions. Indeed, then, what can it possiblybe that our eyes see when we look atone another?The University is searching for asimplicity which does not exist in skinand face. It wishes to arrange a diver¬sified investment portfolio of variousskins defined and recorded in filesstored in an air-conditioned office.Beware lest those skins defined inwords become so many completebeings conceived in cryptic code: eth¬nicity, minority status, color, natina-lity, race. He would be a fool who, fill¬ing in the blank, finds his being in thismultiple-choice vita. Minority status is stage make-upwhich exaggerates for the far balconyand when stripped off leaves the facean exaggerated blank. What can itpossibly do that our eyes see in the faceof an actor as a minority? Would thathe could forever take this stage withhim in a single perpetual performance;would that the relative minority stu¬dent could make such a definition ab¬solute. But he would never find so sim¬plistic a security, for the university is astage whose wings are still otherstages, which in turn lead to ever dif¬fering theatres beyond. And all thewhile people pay for his tickets to lookat his face and skin, and to read differ¬ing programs in the portfolios of everdiffering air-conditioned offices. Nodoubt he would drop his mask and char¬acter would find the open horizonbeyond all stages and false backdrops,though he would then be biting the handthat feeds and all the people would stopbuying tickets to see him perform. Yet,at last, he would be no fool.J. Gobineaua misnomer for MillerThere are those who do not care forWagner, Buddhism, or eating dog-meat, but no one is twisting their arms,or Mr. Miller’s. The only problem is toarrange things so that homosexuals, bi¬sexuals, and heterosexuals can get onwith whatever turns them on, andenjoy it as much as possible, withoutcoercion on anybody’s part.Homosexuality occurs in many(probably all) mammals, and a greatmany other animals. In humans, homo¬sexuality is a permanent minority fea¬ture of all societies. It is just as absurdto think homosexuality could ever beeliminated as to suppose it could be¬come general. In any case, within he¬terosexuality there is astounding di¬versity, and once Mr. Miller had extir¬pated homosexuality he would confrontan endless series of new objects for hisunfriendly attentions.The repeated references to bestialitysuggest that the anti-homosexualistsrecognize that homosexuality by itselfis not so fearsome, so another bogeyhas to be dragged in. Bestiality (inter-species sexual relations) also occurs in nature, but it is much rarer amongmammals than is homosexuality. Bes¬tiality raises problems of the consent ofone partner which are not raised by ho¬mosexuality, though anyone who hashad a cat in heat might regard it as cal¬lous neglect not to lend a hand.At this season of the year we are sur¬rounded by orgies of bestiality. I referto the activities of pollinating insects,copulating with parts of the flowers oforchids, which in shape, coloring, hairi¬ness and smell, resemble female in¬sects. (Creationists tell us that God de¬signed this, in which case he has anextraordinary sense of humor.) Aworthwhile pastime for Mr. Millerwould be to spend the next few monthsdestroying every orchid blossom hecould find. Who knows what depravi¬ties might thereby be prevented? Thisis not merely sex with another species,genus, order, or even class, but withanother kingdom! Could anything bekinkier?David Ramsay SteeleStudent spouseInterfrat council presidentdefends Greek systemsTo the editor:In response to Ms. Lesemann’s letterof May 15, it is embarrassing as well asquite unfair for her to indict the entireGreek letter system at the Universityof Chicago based solely on the crassand inexcusable behavior of one partic¬ular fraternity. Of the five activechapters and the two colonies oncampus, surely every one cannot becomposed of the “leering sexistslimes” that Ms. Lesemann refers to inher letter (especially Delta Upsilonwhich is co-ed).As president of the InterfraternityCouncil, I believe that it is importantfor people to view fraternity life as avaluable social outlet as well as an op¬ portunity to enhance academicachievement. In general, the Greeksystem, though small, is a dedicatedservant of the University community.And there are scores of administra¬tors, faculty members, students, andothers in the Hyde Park communitythat can attest to this fact.As a brother at Phi Gamma Delta(which shares University Avenue withthree other fraternities), I take a greatdeal of pride in having anyone as a wel¬comed guest in our home. And I believethat this attitude is prevalent in a ma¬jority of the houses on campus.Michael J. Marietti IVPresident, IFCBrother at Phi Gamma DeltaService with a smileTo the editor:Every day for the last school year,students have operated the coffeeshopsin Cobb Hall basement, Nonesuch inClassics, and Weiss lounge aboveHarper library. If anyone’s thinking,sure, they all had jobs and got paid,forget it, you’re thinking in that egojuggling mode, belittling. This letterintends to be congratulatory. Manythanks to the students in the coffee-shops who worked this year for the ben¬efit of the community. You provided afine service to the community, at¬tempting to provide within the limita¬tions of the facilities those things whichfellow students and University employ¬ees might want.Thank you for giving of your time,showing up for work, doing conscien¬tious work, helping each other and thecustomers on a day-to-day basis, forbeing involved in the here and nowrather than the somewhere and when.Only the remuneration was small; the people were fun to be around and theshops are still improving as places forstudents to congregate and discuss thelatest inconsequential dialogues ofPlato, the beheadings of kings, the eco¬nomics of Chile, or the present resur¬gence of the Cold War, The Book ofTea, Bhagavadgita, or the latest calcu¬lator with built-in dictionary.No cute quotes from Alice in Wonder¬land, no lists of names indicating thoseshop attendants who deserve specialmention because they are nice and do agood job, no names of those who shouldnot ask for their jobs back next year.No this, that, or the other, just manythanks for helping out and makingthings a little nicer for a lot of us. Anice summer to all and good luck tothose who graduate and move on tosomething new in life. For the rest ofyou, there will be a meeting on Mondayof second week, 7 p.m. in Ida Noyes,room to be announced.Mickey Eder Alpha Delta ThetaBe mocked or be muggedTo the editor:Hyde Park isn’t any more or lesssafe than the neighborhood I grew upin. But after 3V2 years of never being acrime victim, yet hearing about every¬one else, I decided to stop playing theodds. If I ever got mugged or raped ormurdered, I figured everyone wouldsay I was stupid for never calling um¬brella service.So now, when I think of it, I callthem. Three times so far. It sure spoilswalking home at 3 a.m.. alone with themoon and the pink lights of the city re¬flected in the clouds. Humiliating, too. What am I? Weak? Paranoid? Butthere are the odds, you know.And then, last Sunday: Stone build¬ings. Gargoyles. And me trying to ig¬nore the nice security car. trying topretend I am at peace with all theforces of the universe and Hyde Park.I pass by Alpha Delta Phi. And fromthe frat a voice mocks me:“Hey, no one would bother to rapeyou anyway.”Now the question is, can anyone wholives there figure out exactly what it isthat bothered me about this?Name withheld on requestATTN: GRADUATINGSTUDENTS & FACULTYThe E.R. Moore Co. will be in theGift Department of the Bookstore onMONDAY, TUESDAY, AND WEDNESDAY,MAY 21,22, and 23 to takeCap and Gown ordersTHEN & ONLY THEN!BE SURE THEY GET YOUR ORDER!The Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 18. 1984—5GO DIRECTLYto TEXTBOOKSIf you have not bought all of yourbooks for the Spring QuarterUNSOLD SPRING TEXTBOOKSwill be returned to the publisher afterFriday, May 18thBOOKS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FORRETURNS AFTER NINTH WEEKUniversity of Chicago BookstoreTextbook Department - 2nd floor970 E. 58th962-7116VISA’The 3rd AnnualKorean Culture NightKorean FoodMenu: BulgogiEggrollsKimcheeChapcheaVegetablesRiceTraditional Korean Daiand Music LectureTae Kwon DoDemonstration MovieDinner will be served from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.Admission:$3.50 w/UC student ID$4.50 Faculty and othersMay 19,1984 (Sat.)6:00-9:00 p.m.Ida Noyes Hall (3rd Floor)59th & Woodlawn■ ■8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 1984 YOUR time has come:Southbound *Dtvtnty k Clark 745 pm 9 45 pan 11:45 pm 1.45 am •Grant HMpitel - - NWmght ZM am J(Wat** 5 Ltanfcn •Wrara Towra PM. — — 12 15 am 2:15 am *a. 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(1200 Ml'CM A US*11700 Nl 7;f0 pm 9:10 pmGram Hraptalk Lincoln; 7:30 pm 9:30 pmDtrarmy k Qmk 7;45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 145 am.No niir U ttmTAKE THE MAROON-EXPRESS UP NORTH...see “The Bounty” at .3Penny on Lincoln and “SixteenCandles” at the Carnegie on Rush and Oak—get off atthe Water Towercatch some jazz at Orphans on N Lincoln and see JudyRoberts.do a follow up on the LCB and do some video dancing atJcrrys on 2200 Lincoln (929-8188 info) or Park WestVideo Dance Party Satson Arm it age (929-5959 info) getoff Clark & LaSalle or Webster & Lincoln.The University of ChicagoJohn M. Olin CenterpresentsHARVEY MANSFIELD, Jr.Professor of Government,Harvard University“Machiavelli and theModern Executive”Thursday, May 24,19844:00 p.m.Pick 0165828 University AvenueNEWSLangercontinued from page oneLanger spoke for less than half-an-hour, spending most of her talk re¬sponding to sympathetic questionsfrom the audience. To a question aboutthe recent Palestinian kidnapping of anIsraeli bus which resulted in the deathof the four kidnappers, Langer said shereceived power of attorney from thefamilies of the kidnappers, two ofwhom she believed were killed byIsraeli authorities after being takeninto custody. “Two of them were seenand photographed by Israeli journal¬ists,’’ said Langer. “I have submitted alegal request asking for an autopsy re¬port (on the kidnappers), and I didn’tget an answer,” she said. “This is not alegal procedure,” she added, sayingalso that one of the family membershad seen “two of the four bodies mu¬tilated.”In response to a questioner wonder¬ing why, if the Israeli governmentwere intending genocide, it had recent¬ly arrested Jewish extremist groupsplotting terrorist attacks on West BankPalestinians, Langer responded “evenfor Mr. Shamir it was too much.” “notbecause he didn’t like it, only that itwas a matter of timing.” “Hundreds ofterrorists have been active for years”on the West Bank, said Langer, point¬ing to a June 1982 assassination at¬tempt on a Palestinian mayor. Shecalled the killings of students and chil¬dren by Jewish settlers during demon¬strations on the West Bank “an expres¬sion of the policies of the governmentbut by other means.”On the broader issue of what is need¬ed to bring peace to the Middle East.Langer said, “there are two alterna¬tives: either the Palestinians will beable to exercise their right to self de¬termination after a negotiated settle¬ment, or there will be a constant vi¬cious struggle of violence.” “Manypeople in Israel understand that thereis no violent solution, only a peacefulsolution based on justice.” Langer added, “but on the other hand, theIsraeli establishment, and, fortunate¬ly, the Alignment (Labor government)are not ready to accept such a solu¬tion.”Continuing on the issue of Palestin¬ian self-determination, Langer said aPalestinian state, with a flag, territo¬ry, and independent government,would have “a tremendously positiveinfluence on Israeli society.” “What Zi¬onism is, if you cannot exploit, if youcannot discriminate, if you cannotwage war, you can call yourself a Zion¬ist, but it is only a word without itsmeaning,” said Langer. In Langer’sview, once a Palestinian state is estab¬lished, “all the concealed problems ofIsraeli society — the antagonism be¬tween Oriental and European Jews,the class struggle which is now calmedby the external fight, will come out andbe on the agenda. Then the Zionisttheory of superiority will be so unpopu¬lar that I don’t know how long it willlast.”Stuart Wagner, co-founder of Stu¬dents for a Progressive Israel, re¬sponded to the Langer talk by praisingher work for human rights in Israel,but said “the quality of her work is di¬minished by her ideological bias.”Pointing out that Langer is a memberof the Israel Communist Party and thather speech followed quite closely offi¬cial party policy, Wagner objected toher linking Government and settlerabuses with Zionism as a whole, andsaid “her biased perspective blinds herto Israeli life.” “She pictured the buskidnappers as two high school honorstudents who somehow wound up withknives on a bus,” and said “nothingabout the fear of the people on thebus.” Wagner also took issue withLanger’s contention that Zionismwould collapse after a Palestinianstate is created. “When Palestinianstalk about an independent Palestinianstate, do they think of co-existence witha Jewish state? Most Israelis believe itis just a holding action to let them de¬velop an army, a first step toward de¬stroying Israel. It was “450.000 Zionistswho gathered in Tel Aviv to protest theSabra and Shatila (refugee camp)The Black Scholar inPredominantly WhiteInstitutions: FridayEntrance and *.nn1:00-5:00 p.m.Advancement Ida Noyes HallA colloquium for graduate studentson academic careers.Sponsored by the Office of the Dean of Studentsand the Danforth Compton Fellowship ProgramThe BSCD Student Advisory Committeecordially invites you to aSTUDENT-FACULTY GET-TOGETHERWednesday, May 23,1984,4:30 p.m.Harper 130Guest Speaker: Dr. Randall Alberte, Assoc. ProfessorDepartment of Biology and the CollegeReception following in Swift Commons massacres,” said Wagner.But perhaps more disturbing thanthe issues discussed Monday nightwere the issues not discussed — after¬wards, some students charged that thelecture, advertised as requesting a do¬nation for admission, actually had a re¬quired admission fee and that selectionof questioners for Langer was biased.The students’ charges may explain thelack of debate Monday night. The Pa¬lestinian Human Rights Committee,which sponsored the event, advertisedthat a donation would be requested, butone student claimed he was told $2 was“mandatory for entrance.” “I didn’twant to donate money, because I didn’tknow where it was going,” continuedthis student, “but I was interestedenough to pay.” However, the studentclaimed, other students whose oppos¬ing views might have enlivened discus¬sion were Project ’84continued from page one“There are some things that are pre¬legislative,” Smith said, “and thereare very big cost accountings,” imply¬ing again that the Project is only asmall step toward future retooling ofthe College curriculum.“There will be a Project ’85,” saidSmith. “That’s why there’s a center”for curricular thought. He added,“There were a whole other set of ques¬tions we were instructed not to focusupon (initially),” and these “far moreinteresting questions” may be taken upin the future by the center.PHOTO BY KC MORRISLast Saturday's campus-wide picnic saw the return of faculty student soft-ioall, and its success may bring about similar contests each quarter.The men's faculty team, boasting some “creaky" faculty along with many]of the younger athletic professors, trounced the students. 17-9. Pitcher Rob-!ert Butler, professor in the behavioral science department, tantalized the!randomly selected student team with his high arching pitches before needingrelief help from team manager Mark Ashin (English) in the latter innings.The students triumphed in the women's game, 12-3. but the coed faculty!team rode the hitting of Andre Phillips (admissions) to victory, 5-4. BetsyjWeatherhead managed the student women's team, while Andy Wrobel man¬aged the student coed team. Curt Long and Richard Pearlstrom piloted themen’s student entry.The faculty appeared more athletic than the students on the beautiful!: spring afternoon, but the students may shatter that impression, if the under-igraduate men's softball champs challenge the faculty to avenge the loss. !THE CENTER FOR LATIN AMERICAN STUDIESPRESENTS"WHO GOVERNS EL SALVADOR?”A LECTURE BYCLIFFORD KRAUSSCENTRAL AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT FOR THEWALL STREET JOURNALMonday, May 21 at 12:30 p.m. in SS 224ONE SIOED OR TWO . . . ONE COPYOR AN ARM LOAD OF BOUNDEDREPORTS . . . 8V2"x11"to11"x17"Our versatile people andequipment can handle yourcopying needsOUR SERVICE IS FASTOUR QUALITY IS SUPER. 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We are moved to do.so by several considerations:The present United States policy of producing and deploying a new generation of offensive, first-strikenuclear weapons has not increased our national security. It has only served to increase the likelihood of anuclear holocaust. The self-defeating character of this policy has been dramatically illustrated by the recentdeployment of cruise and Pershing II missiles in Europe, a move which the Soviets countered by deployingadditional nuclear-missile-bearing submarines near our shores. Now each side has less than ten minutes todetermine whether their tracking systems are registering a nuclear attack or a false alarm, and both are mov¬ing toward the adoption of a policy of “launch-on-waming.”We reject the argument that the Soviets cannot be trusted to maintain a FREEZE. Like any other country,the Soviet Union negotiates agreements that serve its interests. There is ample evidence that the Sovietsunderstand the insanity of nuclear war and hence see reducing the danger of such a conflict as very much intheir interest. Given the enormous stockpiles of nuclear weapons at the disposal of each side, we think itunlikely, were a FREEZE agreement achieved, that the Soviets would risk beginning a hew arms race inorder to produce a few more warheads on the sly. This is not to say that a FREEZE would be without risks,but it seems clear to us that the risks that attend the present unrestrained arms race are infinitely greater.Altogether, apart from the danger that the bombs will one day go off, the nuclear arms race has a powerfulimpact on the quality of human life. It has drained billions of dollars from the economy, increased our taxes,and fed our huge national debt. 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When I looked at the standings in the NationalLeague eastern division as of 16 May, I saw that Iwas within three St. Louis victories of being correct.Correct, that is, if one lives in hell, where everythingis backwards.I picked the Pirates for first because they looked tohave such excellent pitching. The pitching has beenpretty good, but the former “lumber company’’ hasmanaged to hit only 12 homeruns. Rightfielder D.Frobel has three of them, but is still hitting under.150. Left field is even a larger disaster with a verit¬able host of castoffs, bums, and nobodies each failingto distinguish himself. It doesn’t seem likely that theimmortal Chuck Tanner will be able to talk theseguys to the divisional title, but that borders on beinganother prediction.Much has already been said in this space aboutwhy the Cub/Met monolith is now in first place in¬stead of last, so I’ll say no more. But what if the Cubsmake the series? Will the best-commissioner-televi-sion-ever-had order the Cubs to leave the friendlyconfines to play in Comiskey’s bone yard? I hope not.I really don’t care that it would be grossly unfair tothe Cubs. I just think that it would be great forAmerica to go to the ballpark of the Cubs, whichgave joy to its father’s youth. It would be a chancefor a whole generation to return for a while to base¬ball the way it was before Vatican II brought us thedreaded long season and World Series night games,among other things. It would also coincide excatlywith the nostalgia show going on in our nation’s capi¬tal. Maybe R. “D.” Reagan will get together with M.Allen and R. Barber for a radio broadcast, or two, orseven.Over in the West, a former Pirate, D. “the C.”Parker has put off being retired to a subordinate rolein an N. Kinski poster. Parker’s fast start has helpedthe Reds to foul up my predictions for the west. Yet, Ifeel confident that the return of the Big Red Machineis pretty ephemeral. Maybe Parker can continue tohit like his old self. But, C. Cedeno’s new personality,which is mainly responsible for his fast start, couldevaporate. Although no one wishes Cedeno any badluck in this matter, if ever a manager were qualifiedto bring out the suppressed anger of a player, VernRapp is he....So I was sitting at a bar (actually, I was standingat the seconds line, but I’m ashamed to admit it), Dick Howser discusses his KC Royalsand this snot-nosed kid comes up to me and says,“Hey, are you D. Chansky, the famous baseball writ¬er?” And I replied “I ain’t got no union card butthat’s my name.” He told me that I was dead wrongin saying that Frank Robinson is the greatest playerever to manage. He said that T. Cobb managed De¬troit for five years, and that R. Hornsby also man¬aged for quite a while. Of course, Cobb and Hornsbypossess the two highest career batting averages ofall time. Well, there are all sorts of last words I canhave here in response to this. First I can concedethat Cobb and Hornsby were better players than Ro¬binson. Then I can remind the kid that C. Young andT. Williams also managed, and that they were betterthan Robinson, and he didn’t bring them up. Or I canrestate my position in the following way. Frank Ro¬binson is the greatest modern player to manage(since Williams is the last guy to hit .400, he probablybelongs to the older era). —DAC*****This year the Orioles got off to a poor start andfound themselves 10 games out of first place in theAL East, while the Chicago White Sox also had apoor April but were only a few games out in theWest.Teams in the West have enjoyed this advantage forthe past few years, but does this lead the teams to amore casual attitude toward early season losses?Not according to KC Royals manager Dick Howser.“Sure the East has more good teams, and with De¬troit’s start teams are behind,” said Howser, “butthe ones in April mean as much as the ones in Sep¬tember; you try to win them all.”Howser did admit that the way he goes about win¬ning in the first few months might be different thanplay during a pennant stretch. “True, you try to restsome people and give everyone a chance to play anddo some experimenting,” Howser said, “and a teamlike the White Sox, who won it last year — all theyhave to do is wait until their pitching comesaround”...Howser certainly has done some experimentingthis year. Only 10 players from the 1983 Opening Dayroster are presently on the squad. How’ser was theman behind the turnover. “Yeah, I was responsible,nobody has more input than the manager,” saidHowser. “Hell, this club has been the same since1976 and you have to start to bring in some youngplayers at this point.”Those young players have been pitchers Bret Sa-berhagen, Danny Jackson, and Mark Gubicza. Sa-berhagen and Gubicza both played in AA last year. All three have been pitching well and though Howser“can’t predict how they’ll do, they do have potentialto be major leaguers.” He added, “I didn’t think allthree will make it, but if they do the staff will be goodfor a long period of time”....Willie Wilson returned to major league baseballafter Bowie Kuhn symbolically reinstated him alongwith Jerry Martin and W’illie Aikens. I wonder howlong it would have taken Richard I. Bloch, the arbi¬trator who really reinstated the three, to burst intoKuhn’s office had Kuhn denied the requests for rein¬station...Rookie slugger Alvin Davis broke his nose fieldinga grounder at first in New York and has missed theMariners’ last four games. This wouldn’t have hap¬pened if the youngster had been playing his naturalposition. DH....Speaking of DH’s, the AL premier batter HalMcRae has no intention of retiring as he approacheshis 38th birthday. “I’ll play as long as they keepthrowing low fastballs.” McRae said. ..Did you hear who was doing color on the fourthgame of NBC’s Game of the Week? If you guessedthe AL’s top fielding shortstop in '83 you were right.Fenway Phantom Bucky Dent has still not caught onwith a major league club. Bucky. who for years wasone of the steadiest fielding shortstops and best situ¬ation hitters, was cut by the Texas Rangers thisspring. I can’t believe a team like the Yankees orRoyals can’t use Dent to help improve their poor in¬field play this year. In addition. Dent is a practi¬tioner in the rare arts of bunting and hitting behindrunners...Not much has been said about the Toronto BlueJays, so I'll say something about them. They havegotten off to a good start but unfortunately they arebehind the Detroit Tigers. Dave Stieb has lookedsharp this spring posting a 5-1 record, and first ba¬seman Willie Upshaw has hit eight HR's and is bat¬ting .342.Reggie Jackson found that old stroke of his and fin¬ished some business he left unsettled during the 1971All-Star game. In that game Jackson blasted a mam¬moth shot off the light towers in right centerfield offDock Ellis. Last Saturday Jackson took a JuanBerenguer pitch out of Tiger Stadium over the rightfield roof. 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So if you can’t go tothe Orient, let Harper Foods bring the Orient to you!Located at 1455 E. 57th Street (across from Medici)Open daily 8 A.M.-8 P.M., Sundays 8 A.M.-6 P.M.We also deliver! 363-6251 - Ask for BettyThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18. 1984 - 13SPORTSAll-University soccer playoffsThe IM soccer tournament begins this afternoonwith a large number of games on Saturday and Mon¬day as well. The complete schedule after these pre¬liminary games may be found outside the IM office,and it all leads up to the Games for the Gold, themen’s and women’s All-University games one weekfrom today. Who will be there? Read on and decidefor yourself, as each team has submitted a rosterand a preview for its games...UndergradBishop vs. ChamberlinG Stu McDermott GD Eric Muhr DD Tim Stoebe DM Jeff Farwell MM Dave Rispler FF Constantin Tamvako- Fpoulos FF Nick HatzopoulosTime: Friday. 4 p m. Field OneBishop" Substitutes— Dominic Salvino,Mark Burtman, Bill CarrChamberlin: substitutes — Matt Brady, JimDurkis, Jay ParkChamberlin receives a balanced scoring attackfrom halfbacks and forwards. There are no super-stars, just a lot of hustle. Tenacious defense, improv¬ing goaltending, and an intimidation factor havehelped C-House to post an impressive 1.25 goals-against average. The bench does not let us down andany of those players can come through in key situa¬tions. We received solid performances throughoutthe season.Any team will have to give 110 percent to beat usbecause we give 100 percent.Lower Rickert vs. Shorey Dave FriedlandJohn FroschauerDon ElsenheimerBrian WaldmanBob RheeJa KooDan FriedG Gary VachaD Martin MelhusD Eddie HarperM Paul RafacF Dan McGeeF George KoburovF Jason Huh No information from ShoreyHouse, which learned of itsberth too late for notificationfor the issue Linn vs. HitchcockG John VailE* Jil. Hutmanjj® Chris MillerP Ian Hamiltonp James Ginsbergi, Douglas Halpert* Eric BurkeTime: Friday, 5:15 p.m. Field TwoLinn: Substitutes — see team descriptionLinn pointwise is 23-4 in the regular season. Ourstrength, we feel, lies in our depth — a surprisingnoint. due to the rather small size of Linn (35 stu-.'“i.1- coed). Top scorers have been Erik Burke andTr-t Gmz, but goals can come from anyone on theteam. The defense is tight, led by fullback Bill Hut-man and goalie John Vail. We’re looking at a verytough playoff schedule, facing Hitchcock and poss¬ibly Compton and Chamberlin (if we get that far).Any of these games could go either way.Our team roster consists of Chris Miller, Ian Ha¬milton, Richard Chin, Kenton Sullivan. Bill Hutman,Erik Burke. John Vail, Douglas Halpert. Tim Han¬sen, and The Ginz.Hitchcock: Substitutes — Mike Fell, Chris Mullin.Kwang LeeA team with few stars but considerable depth.Hitchcock has fielded a team this year that relies oncontrol rather than “kick and run’’ tactics, to obtainvictory. Wh.le we’ve been accused of being slow toscore, our second half play — often with ace-in-the-hole Lap-Wai Chan — has brought us our victories.Each upfield player has at least one goal to his creditwith our goalie achieving several as well.The season began against Upper Rickert, as theHitchcock team, all in black, fought a torturous firsthalf with little success. In the second half we putGarret Le Page in goal and brought Chan out, and a3-2 victory resulted.The next two games saw Hitchcock grow strongerand steadier as Henderson B and Blackstone fell eas¬ily. The final game was a test for Hitchcock and alate error in the second half sent us unfortunatelyand unsuccessfully to a shootout against Shorey.Despite our one loss, confidence is strong as welook expectantly toward the playoffs. We will playclean and fair against all comers, and barring errorswe expect to be victorious. G Lap-Wai ChanD Mike BoothD Jon GreeneM Garret LePageM Paul DemopolousF Scott LydonF Peter BeckettTime: Friday, 4 p.m. Field TwoLower Rickert: Substitutes — Drew "SurpriseMe” Novick. Jay “Wildman” WoldenbergLower Rickert has a well balanced offensive at¬tack. McGee leads the team in goals with five, whileKoburov is right behind with four, and the rest of theteam has scored three. Defensively, the team hasheld its last three opponents scoreless.Lower Rickert’s soccer team always brings with itthrongs of Lower Wallace girls. This serves not onlyto inspire Rickert, but also to psych out their oppo¬nents, giving Rickert. effectively, a permanenthome field advantage.Shorey: Substitutes — Shorey could not be reacheddue to its late gaining of its playoff berth. Compton vs. Henderson AG Nick LynnD L.D. LurveyM Andy WrobelM Drew DemakisM Mike PerzF Mark PeeblesF Amir Wolfe G Jay MikalchousD Curt WarberD Pat EarlyM Mark RichardsonM Bob NesselrothF Jeremy CattaniF Matt MetzTime: Friday, 5:15 p.m. Field OneCompton: Substitute — Sanjeeu Rath, Tim May,John Iskander, Eric ShudyOne only goal given up all season, Compton has astrong offense as well, averaging 5 1/3 goals in threegames played. The team has two good forwards thatcan score with either foot. Drew is the strongest mid- start todayfielder in IM’s and has one of the hardest shots.The team also has a fast, aggressive defense. Nickis relatively untested in goal except in the Chamber¬lin game, when he posted a 2-0 shutout.Henderson A: Substitutes — Matt Payne, SimonLeovy, Harold TsaiHenderson A earned a spot in the playoffs yester¬day with a surprise 5-3 upset over Dewey, who wasvirtually assured of the berth and heavily favoredgoing into the game. Henderson won the game onfast breaks, using its quick forwards to capitalize.The team’s solid defense forces teams to utilizetime and man power in the offensive zone, allowingHenderson to counter quickly for shots on goal.All-U Women’sLower Flint vs. DeweyG Sandy SpidelD YangSuhD Janice BrandM Vivian DerechinF Sherri StellF Treasigh McGrathF Jill Canterman G Natalie GibbonsD Cheryl CallenD Debbie GoetzD Sharon KayserF Janell DeterF Linda MangadF Elinor SchaumannTime: Saturday, 12:15 p.m. Field OneDewey: Substitutes — see descriptionThe Dewey Women’s Soccer Team has performedsurprisingly well this season. Inexperience and ashortage of players (two of their games were playedwith six players), which at first may have seemedinsurmountable obstacles, posed no threat to theteam’s success as they rolled to a second place fin¬ish. After a wrell-fought battle with first place Dudleythat ended ir. a shootout loss, Dewey was undefeatedfor the remainder of the season. Their final 5-0 victo¬ry over perennial favorite Snell established them asa power with which to be reckoned.Leadership and practice, it seems, made theDewey squad come alive.Forwards for Dewey are Janell Deter, Linda Man-gad. Eleanor Schaumann, and Gina Stecina. Defend¬ers are Cheryl Callen, Debbie Goetz, Sharon Kayserand Dawn Smith. And in goal, with two shutouts toher credit, is Natalie Gibbons.Questioned about her team’s success, captainDeter replied, “We practice as a team, we play as ateam, we win as a team.”Lower Flint: Substitutes — Laura Koenig, ErikaRubel. Mary Carroll. Jean Frazier. Tory German.Joy Langston. Karen WittHow can you choose a starting lineup from playerswho are all equally talented? Take Sherri Stell’slightning speed. Treasigh McGrath's great ball con¬trol and passing and Jill Cantermen’s solid kick andput them on the front line.At midfield is Vivian Derechin, who always likes tobe in on the action. At fullback, look for solidity andconsistency from Janice Brand and Yang Suh. Andin goal, the woman who knows how to use her hands.Sandy “Spunky” Spidel. These are the starters, butevery sub does an equally great job. What makesthis group a team is tremendous spirit and courage.Championship here we come.14—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 1984...Pick your favorite in this annual scrambleDudley vs. ComptonG Ingrid Buntschuh GD Gayle Tulach DM Jill Demeny DM Grace Park MF Liliana Dago MF Sara Anderson FF Annabelle McDonald F Cathy BalintAlison McElhinnySue SmithZoe TristirLisa MarquetteLeslie LeiskDebby Paquette Time: Saturday, 1:30 p.m. Field TwoG Evelyn McKeegan GD Cathieen Dohrn FD Kathy Lindstrom MM Regina Quintana MF Mary Davenport FF Laura Burakreis FF Miriam Gamoran F Kathleen LivelyLaura TorgersonTherese DoschVirginia GarciaPamina HaddockDonna CamlohLayla AhsanTime: Monday, 5:15 p.m. Field TwoScrubbing Bubbles Substitutes — see descriptionbelowScrubbing Bubbles defeated NOM II 6-3 in a well-played match on May 7. This was the second meetingbetween the two teams. The first was won by NOM IIwith a score of 3-2. Scrubbing Bubbles is made up ofboth experienced players, and girls who have playedsoccer only during the IM season. Coached by ClaiRice, the team has improved throughout the last cou¬ple of springs. The team is anchored by Regina Quin¬tana, who covers the whole field as half-back. Sherelies on the speed of the two wing forwards, MaryDavenport and Laura Burakreis, to keep the teampressed on the offensive, while Captain Miriam Ga¬moran directs the attack on goal from her center for¬ward position. Quintana is supported by two toughdefenders, Cathieen Dohrn and Kathy Lindstrom. In¬juries over the course of the season put more respon¬sibilities on substitutes Gretchen Hermes, Dina Jan-zen, Marsha Stein, Martha Wagner and MelissaUlloa. Sandy Young and Lisa-Marie Herzing tradedoff as goalie in place of Evelyn McKeegan.Scrubbing Bubbles started the action with a goalby Gamoran in the eighth minute. NOM II followedup soon with a goal of their own. Quintana andBurakreis of Scrubbing Bubbles added two at the be¬ginning of the second half to make the score 3-1. Atthat point, Natalie Williams, of NOM II, arrived andproduced two goals. Subsequently, Burakreis, Dav¬enport and Katie Moran added three goals to end thegame with a 6-3 victory in favor of Scrubbing Bub¬bles.The finals of the IM’s Independent Women’s Divi¬sion will feature a rematch between these two teamsthis Monday at 5:15. Naturally a fierce match is pre¬dicted.NOM II: Substitutes — Arzou Ahsan, Rona Spear,Lisa PetersonWe went 3-1 in our season, splitting our gamesagainst Scrubbing Bubbles, one victory ours, onetheirs. We also defeated Crown Rats III and DeltaSigma, and the Delta Sigma game was by forfeit.Unfortunately our season has been marred by sever¬al injuries, which weakened our games somewhat.IndependentPsiU vs. KUUCGDDMMFF David RiverCarson LiuJoe NitissSean MahoneyEric NalefskiSteve HenriJay Brock No informationKUUC from the Korean’s: SubstitutesThe Koreans enterTime: Friday, 6:15 p.m. Field TwoDudley: Substitutes — Claudia Saldano, MonicaLake, Morina BozlenkoThe Dudley Swine possess a strong offense whichhas allowed them to reign undefeated this soccerseason. Sara, Liliana, and Annabelle, each indivi¬dually skilled, combine to form a quick, agile pass¬ing and shooting team. They are well supported bythe halfbacks who feed the ball to the forward linewhenever possible. Supporting them, Gayle — a de¬pendable fullback — is adept at preventing the ballfrom reaching the goalie. Thus, the field playershave only rarely given the goalie an opportunity toperform, although all of those who have playedkeeper have demonstrated a talent for preventinggoals.The Swine display spirit, talent, and a desire towin. To judge for yourself, come and see them playagainst Compton.Compton: Substitutes — Brenda SeidlerCompton has logged two good comeback victories.Trailing 3-0 with 11 minutes left, they scored threegoals, including one with 90 seconds left, and eventu¬ally won in a shootout. They also rallied to beat Hale,2-1, with six minutes left.Leslie is a great scorer who is well supported by ahustling, physical team. Defense is the key to win.Among the difficulties is the fact that the team facesDudley, the best women’s residence team, in thefirst round, and goalie Cathy Balint won’t be theredue to a prior commitment. The team needs a goodgame by substitute goalie Trina Burek to be in thegame.Scrubbing Bubbles vs. NOM II no information providedan independent socim teameach season and usually provide some stiff competi¬tion.Psi U: Substitutes — Manuel Chakins, Phil LortieKarl Lietzan, Mark NootensPsi U improved its skills this season without losingits aggressiveness. They outscored opponents 25-6during the season.Psi U’s loss to Mildred had occurred after Psi Uwent ahead on goals by Henn and Brock. Only with afew minutes left did Mildred score and tie the game-Mildred eventually won in a shootout.Ark Royal vs. MildredG Bradley SimonD Robert ThompsonD Daniel DobbinsD Chris BryantM Fritz LangrockM Jim DanburyM Guy OlsenM Harry DouglasF Paul RaphelianF John GarberF J.K. TaylorTime: Saturday, 1:30 GDDDMMF Pedro DagoDouglas KaplanHector EscoffieEdgar AsebevLuis GuerreroDan MedinaJay Aragonesp.m. Field OneMildred: Substitutes — John Yoon, Ken G. KabinaThe name Mildred is from Somerset Maugham’sOf Human Bondage. The team was brought togetherby Escoffie and Guerrero. This is Mildred’s secondseason in the independent league. She was the under¬graduate champion last year with an 8-2 record, andshe goes into the playoffs this year after having wonthe Tuesday-Saturday (independent) division with a4-0 record.In the first game Mildred beat Dinkleberries, 11-0.Next Mildred faced Psi U, and even though sheplayed two men short for the first 10 minutes of thegame, she managed to pull it out in a shootout. Herethe precise shots of the forwards and the excellentperformance of goalkeeper Dago decided the gamein her favor. Lack of players plagued Mildred againin her third game, as she played one man down thewhole game. However. Mildred beat Voodoo Chilewith an exciting 3-2 finish. The last game sawMiidred with a full team and the 8-3 victory overSaudi Union showed a sign of Mildred’s power. Ark Royal: Substitutes — no set starting lineupThe HMS Ark Royal, a British WWII aircraft car¬rier, was assigned to the task force that attacked the“unsinkable” German battleship, the Bismarck(known affectionately by her crew as “Mildred”).On board the Ark Royal were crude bi-planes leftover from WWI and armed with experimental new“magnetic” torpedoes. To the dismay of the ArkRoyal’s officers, the new torpedoes proved to be non¬functional, or “duds.” For hours the battle raged,the cause of the good guys growing seemingly morehopeless with each passing minute.Just when things looked blackest and the Captainof the Ark Royal was considering strategic retreat, aheroic pilot (no one afterwards could determine pre¬cisely who he was) fired his last torpedo. Though itdid not explode, the missile lodged in the Bismarck’srudder. The huge battleship, ambling in ever-widen¬ing circles, now’ became the victim of its own enor¬mous bulk, as British gunboats sunk it at their lei¬sure.Watch out, Mildred. Ark Royal lays down and diesfor one one.Graduate Men’sBasilean FC vs. DianaGDDMMMMMMMMFFFF Brian SullivanMike GongTony DeMoryMark SwoiskinJ.C. CarrilloDave HymanRick LenhardtPete KoresHugh McHughDarrell WuDunnMatt SmithFrank LubyKeith HorvathPete EdelsteinSoon Park Diana failed to submitlineup and summary itsTime: Saturday, 11 a.m. Field TwoDiana: Substitutes — no information givenDiana submitted no roster or information. Theteam consists primarily of varsity soccer players,including three 1983 MCAC All-Conference selec¬tions.Basilean FC: Substitutes — all of Basilean’splayers are listed aboveSome have said this is a team of destiny, but theyare wrong. A unique blend of medical students andundergraduates, Basilean FC uses its incredibledepth in a human-wave like fashion, alternating twowell-balanced lines frequently during each game.Paced by scoring leader “Crankin’ ” Frank Luby,Basilean FC has a potent offense which scores on de¬mand. Brian “The Wall” Sullivan anchors the de¬fense as the league’s leading goalkeeper. Unfortun¬ately, prior to last week’s crucial match, Sullivanwas injured. But Mike “Kamikazee” Gong steppedin between the bars and with some stellar savesmade the hard ones look easy.Concerning the crucial match with Diana, captainSpud Horvath, never one to miss a chance at shoot¬ing the ball or his mouth off, had this to say: “Veevill vin. Ve always play battah mit our vails againstour backs.”Zamba Pati vs. Roberto’sG Yashin SchneiderD Elias NopassarellaD Garra OrtizD Hacha ZambranoD Diego MarazorgnoM Pulmon AkinM B. d’Oro AlimontiM Armando LoweF David TurbofeldmanF Chanchi Sofer G Juan Jose SuarezD Claudio SapelliD Mario ValdiviaD Charlie VeghM Luis VianaM Fernando ColomaF Pablo GuidottiF Michele SantoPHOTOS BY ARTHUR U ELLIS Time: Saturday, 11 a.m. Field OneZamba Pati: Substitutes — see descriptionZamba Pati’s players are very homogeneous, sothat there is no fixed policy as to who is a substitute.The decision as to which seven players will be on thefield is taken at the moment of the game.After a relatively slow start, winning the first twogames in shootouts, the team seems to be in muchbetter form now. Zamba Pati won its last two gamesby wide margins, the top scorers being Herren Ali¬monti, Lowe, and Sofer.Roberto’s: Substitutes — Raul “Jirafales” Ra¬mirez, Agustin Carstens, Rodrigo “Juan” Alarcon.Some of the players of Roberto’s are fans of horseracing, so they took their name from a famous horse“Roberto” (EPSOM Derby winner) for their teamMost oi them are economic students and are confi¬dent of being the winners.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 1984—15spcSrts CALENDAR! ! ;Frosh, sophs shine in dismal MCAC meetBy Chuck BernardThe U of C men’s track team trav¬eled to Appleton, Wisconsin last week¬end for the Midwest Conference Trackand Field Championships. Freshmenand sophomores scored 22 of 33 individ¬ual points as the team managed only 37total points and eighth place.The first day of competition, Friday,went well as the U of C athletes scoredand qualified in unexpected places.Freshman Anthony Cashman startedthe scoring with a sixth place in theshot. Cashman equaled his previousbest of 43-3 and recorded his best seriesto date with three throws of 43 feet orbetter. “I was glad that I was able tothrow my best today,” said Cashman.“This makes amends for my anemiceffort at Indoor Conference.”This was followed by the bravest andtoughest effort of the weekend, as jun¬ior Pete Diteresa earned a fourth in the10,000 meters. Due to strong winds, thepace of the race was extremely slow.The entire group of runners were tight¬ly packed through the first mile and ahalf, so Mike Rabieh of the U of C de¬cided to take the lead. At 2Va miles, tworunners from Coe and one from Beloitcharged to lead and separated them¬selves from the pack. Rabieh was run¬ning fourth and Diteresa a distant sev¬enth until Rabieh was forced to stopbecause of gastrointestinal problems.IM reschedulingThe IM Department has announcedthat the graduate co-ed mini softballtournament of April 14 has been res¬cheduled for tomorrow. The pairingsfor the tournament are posted on thebulletin board outside the IM Office.The undergrad co-ed tourney alsoscheduled for that day has not beenrescheduled because of the number offorfeits.The undergrad men’s residence minitourney scheduled for tomorrow will goon as scheduled, with games beginningat 10 a.m. in the Midway pits. Diteresa, who had tied up at the twomile mark, appeared to be out of con¬tact with the sixth place man.Diteresa later stated, “I was justthinking about finishing.”Diteresa, however, surged and man¬aged to get back with the fourththrough sixth place men, and with amile remaining moved to fourth. Theother runners, though, thwarted his ef¬fort as they again passed him. Never¬theless, Diteresa hung tough and cap¬tured fourth permanently with two lapsremaining.Freshman Paul Song also took fifthin the javelin with a heave of 163-8. Thismarked his best effort by over 10 feet.Song also recorded a fifth in the 200 onthe second day with a 22.66. Song saidthat while he was happy with his per¬formances, he felt that he did not workas hard as he could have. He is there¬fore looking foward to next year.Finally, senior Jeff Kaiser took sixthin the long jump. Kaiser suffered ahamstring pull, though, and was un¬able to compete in the triple jump onthe following day.Coach Ted Haydon expressed his sat¬isfaction about the results of the firstday. “These were all bonus points,”said Haydon.On the second day, the results provedless favorable as only two upperclass¬men were able to score.In the 3000 meter steeplechase, se¬nior Aaron Rourke grabbed third placewith a steady 9:52 effort. Rourke neverreally had a shot at the win as the bat¬tle for first was essentially a two-mancontest from the opening gun. Never¬theless, Rourke ran a tough race, forno other runners posed a serious threatto third. “The first two guys are prettygood,” said Rourke. “They’ve had a lotmore experience. I just tried to holdmy place.” Rourke only began runningthe steeplechase this spring.The freshmen and sophomores thentook over for the U of C.In a spectacular race, freshmanTony Root leaned a sprinter from Mon¬ mouth to win his heat of the 400 in 50.79.This effort bested Root’s previous bestperformance of 52.04 which occurredthe previous day in trials. Root’s time,which was only .02 seconds faster thanthe runner from Monmouth’s timegave him fifth place. “It was a PR byover a second,” declared Root. “I washoping to go under 51 some time thisyear.”In the 800, John Seykora capturedfifth as tragedy struck senior Bob Fish¬er. Fisher was forced to withdraw fromthe race because of cramps. Fisherwas also hampered in the 1500 as hefailed to place there.In the 1500, senior Mark Giffen tooksixth.Sophomore Guy Yasko then turned inthe best performance of any U of C ath¬lete. Yasko shocked the entire 400 in¬termediate hurdle field by stormingout of the slower qualifying section tosecond place with a 56.6 PR. Yaskosaid, “I hit all the hurdles well exceptthe last ones. It went really smooth¬ly.”The U of C’s final individual pointscame from the triple jump where Lap-Wai Chan surprised everyone with aPR of 41-10. This one-foot best earnedChan fourth place. Chan’s mark oc¬curred on his final jump and wasenough to beat the fifth place finisherby only half of an inch.Coach Haydon characterized themeet as a “farewell to the seniors anda hello to freshmen and sophomores.“Our points are coming from ouryounger guys,” Haydon added.Freshmen Song summarized themeet best. “It’s really good how all thefreshmen and sophomores have done. Ihope that they all stick with the team toprovide a strong nucleus for the fu¬ture.”Team scores at the ConferenceChampionship Meet: Coe 118, Mon¬mouth 85, Knox 78, St. Norbert 61,Lawrence 58, Ripon 54, Grinnell 40, Uof C 37, Beloit 34, Illinois College 24.Purchase as many or fewcopies as you want.Selection of attractive FRIDAYMinerology/Petrology Seminar: Cation OC inPyroxenes. 3pm, HGS 101.CSF Seminar: The Limitations of Physics as aChemical Reducing Agent: The Evolution of Chemi¬cal Bonding Theory. 4pm. Harper 103. Coffee HourPeriod in Classics 16.Square Dancing, 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Hillel: Kadima Reform Shabbat Dinner, 5550 Dor¬chester 6:30pm, reservations 752-1127. TraditionalEgalitarian Shabbat Service and Orthodox ShabbatService, 6:45pm. Adat Shalom Dinner, 7:30pm.Crossroads: English Classes; Beginners, 10am, In¬termediate 10:45am.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Arabic Circle,3:30pm, Pick 218. Social Hour 4:30pm, Pick 218.Music Department: Contemporary ChamberPlayers-Young Composers Concert, 8pm, Good-speed Recital Hall, Free.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: Volcanic Por-cesses, 1:30pm, Hinds Auditorium. RefreshmentsPrior in Common Room.Blackfriars: Pajama Game, 1st Floor Theater Reyn¬olds Club, 8pm. $3.SATURDAYHillel: Orthodox Shabbat Service, 9:15am; Conser¬vative Shabbat Service, 9:30am.Music Dept: Jonathan Miller, Bass. Schumann,Bach, 7pm. Goodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Crossroads: Indian Dinner, 6pm, call for reserva¬tions, Bangali Village Slides, 8pm.Chinese Students Assoc.: Symposium on China’sProposed Storage of Western Nuclear Waste, 2pm,Ida Noyes East Lounge.SAO: Flea Market, 9-4pm, Ida Noyes Parking Lot.SUNDAYMusic Dept: University Chorum and ChamberChoir with University Chamber Orchestra. Men¬delssohn. 4pm, Mandel Hall. Free.Music Dept: Richard Mueller, piano, 8pm, Good-speed Recital Hall. Free.Hillel: Bagels and Lox Brunch, llam-lpm.International Folk Dancing, 8pm, Ida Noyes.Rockefeller Chapel: Chancel Choir Rehearsal,8:15am, Ecumenical Service of Holy Communion,9am. Religious Education classes 10 & 11am, Univer¬sity Religious Service, 11am. Carillon recital andtower tour, 12:15.I-House, Festival of Nations, 3-9pm. $2, $3.MONDAYInternational Folk Dancing, 8pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Chemistry Dept: Intramolecular Electron Transferin Radical Ions-An Argoone-U of C Collaboration,4pm, HGS 101.Overeaters Anonymous, 11:30am, UC Hospital J135.Latin American Studies: Who Governs El Salvador?Clifford Drauss, Central American correspondentfor the Wall Street Journal, 12:30pm, SS 224.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday-Clip & SaveOPEN HOUSESSATURDAY, MAY 191:00-3:00 PM GnMgy.rrZlinzLKENNEDY RYAN, MOfMGAL A ASSOC.5506 South Lake Park667-66665014 SOUTH DORCHESTER AVENUEFour bedroom condo in beautifully appointed building. Largebackyard. $69,500. Irene Pillars5135 SOUTH KENWOOD AVENUETwo bedroom, two bath condo in totally renovated, elevatorbuilding. $55,000. Tom Barber.5217 SOUTH BLACKSTONE AVENUEVictorian brick rowhouse. Seven rooms. Two decks.Basement office. $127,500. Mrs. Ridlon.1408 EAST 54th STREETModern townhouse. Seven rooms. Finished basement. Off-street parking. $107,500. Wilma Senser.5442 SOUTH RIDGEWOOD COURTVictorian brick home. Three bedrooms and study. RaySchool District. $112,500. Jeanne Spurlock.5464 SOUTH WOODLAWN AVENUEOne bedroom co-op apartment. Sunny, modern kitchen.Move-in condition. $36,000. Mimi Asbury.5480 SOUTH EVERETT AVENUESpacious three bedroom, two bath condo. One block tolake. $65,000. Hilde Zurne.5705 SOUTH BLACKSTONE AVENUE jCharming “on campus”condo. Woodburning fireplace.Three, plus bedrooms. $79,500. Margaret Kennedy. jClip & Save 1 papers.COPYWORKS3The Copy Center in Harper Court5210 S. HARPER AVENUE • 288-2233Hours: MON FRI 8:30 AM 6 PM; SAT. 10 AM - 5 PMTHE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5SOO South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily's Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen «Beauty Shop•Barber Shop •T.J/s Restaurant•Dentist •Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr* Keller 752-38001 IIMAROON -I—962-9555118—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 19843&S8*CLASSIFIEDSCLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publication. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACEStudios, one, two 8. 3 Bedrms some Lake viewsHeat included. Laundry facilities. Parkingavailable. 5% Student Discounts. HerbertRealty.684 23339 4:30Mon - Fri.Arrange as 2 or 3 Bdrm, 56th & Kimbark, Sunny, Washer, Dryer, Dishwasher, Oak Firs,Priced To Sell, $56,000. Call 876 3512 or 947-9432.ELEGANT2 BEDROOM CONDOLarge rooms with lots of Windows & Sunporch,Exposed wood, Modern Kitchen, Washer &Dryer, Secure parking, 52nd & Greenwd,Avail. July $62,500. Phone Tom 962-7292 (D)643 3011 (E)COOP FOR SALE BY OWNER57th 8. Blackstone Large 3BR 2bath 1st FI Eatin kitchen Lovely, Safe for kids, back yard.Ray Sc Near 1C, University Shopping, 72,500.752 2554.3BR apt NR CAMPUS June occup 3fl quietsecure New Bath&Kitch 53&Woodln $630 inclheat 386 6956.Rent w/option to buy or summer sublet w/option to rent: Sunny 3 bedroom, 2 bath apartment in 6-flat. Backporch, front porch, parkingspace, hardwood floors. 2 blocks from CTA, 1C,Co-op and lake. Located on Mini bus C route.Open June 1. Call days Stephanie (861 -2383)nights, Guy (248-8179) or Teri/Peter (667 1138)Apartment for summer sublet with tall option.One or two bedrooms, clean, sunny laundry inbuilding. Near lake, transportation, shoppingCall 324 4644, ask for Leslie or Heidi.SUNNY, QUIET, LARGE, STUDIO avail 7/15442 Harper, pis. leave name & phone « 493 9788Responsible grad stud, pref. 667 5133Sublet for Summer Quarter 3BR Screen PorchFurnished 1st Floor Near UofC FencedBackyard $450 negot 241 7495.Furnished house for rent in F lossmoor, easy 30min commute on 1C, 3 Bdrms, 2' 2 Ba, FamilyRm, bkfst Rm, frplce, garage, veg garden,backyard playhouse for children, excellentschls; 1 yr lease from Aug 1, $800/mo 4- util;credit check and refs required; Dr. M.W.Makinen962-1080 (days); 957-1484 (eves).FOUR BEDROOMS 2 baths for $725. Heat incl.option to buy. TWO BEDROOMS $450 684 5030before 9am or eves, both apts. avail June 1.STUDIO and ONE bedroom apts. nowavailable 52nd & Woodlawn $220 $295. 684 5030bef 9am, eve.Lg. 1 bdrm apt avail June-Sept Furn., hdwd firshwr bth, laundry in bsmt. Rent negotiable54th & Cornell. Call Leslie. 493 2574FURNISHED SUMMER SUBLET Sunny,spacious 1 BR APT Walk to campus, coop &train $330mo mid June mid/3nd Sept callRoger D853 3662 E955-3358.56th 8. Dorchester Large Bdrm in a SpaciousBright 8. Secure 3 Bdrm Apt available midJune to share with 1M & IF. Large front 8. backporches, laundry in bldg, and close to campus,amenities and transportation. Call 288-1991. QUIET GRAD student wanted for nice, sunny3 person apartment near Co op and I.C. $185 8.utilities, available June 15. 667 2273.SUMMER SUBLET: 3 BRs/2 BAs—avail 6/29/15—Kimbark 81 53rd, $500/mo (negotiable)947 90834 Room co-op apt. for sale. Walk to Campus.$14,900. Negotiable. 536 3881.SUMMER SUBLET big 1 br share with 2others apt nr lake fmle only price negotiable667-7551.Vintage 3 bdrm. 2 bath apt. with wbf avail.June 15th $650 per month. Two months Securitydeposit required no dogs. 643 4253 or 1846 after5.TUDOR HOME in great Kenwood location. 3' 2bdrm 2 bath, full bsmt. w/bar, marble frplc,French windows, oak firs, slate roof 8. 2 cargar by Owner 924-4103 188,500.UC staff member (female) seeks 2 responsiblefemale adults to select and rent a Gold Coastapartment at about $300 per person monthly,starting in July. Need to know by June 1. Inquire at 219-972-1761 after 5:30 PM, or at 96271588:30-4:30.1 rm avail in 4 br apt 5 min from Reg $110/mo+ util 288 2145.SUMMER SUBLET 3 bedroom furnished 2416673 5456 S. Harper.SUMMER SUBLET 3 or 4 bedrooms S150/moeach; FREE LAUNDRY; 54th 8. Univ 947-0747x475/x244SUMMER SUBLET 2 bdrms avail in a vervlarge 3 bdrm 2 bath apt Excel loc, 53rd 8< Kim¬bark. $ 150/mo. Call 947-0747 ext 436 or ext. 631.SUBLET for sum 548, Harp $150 nego, noroaches! 1 bdrm avail, poss lease 2 cat incl 947-9720SUMMER SUBLET 5825 Dorch Master BdmPriv Bath Furnished Kitch Priv Air-cd. 195/m324 1831.SUMMER SUBLET: 1 BR furnished 5 minwalk to campus. Comfortable, space plus,avail June-Sept. 15. Call 288 6697 leavemessage.1 bedroom avail. June 1st in 5-bedroom apt.,56th & Kenwood., Non-smoker pref. 947-0184.$75 to person subletting eft. apt. very small butno pesty bugs or roomies $255 per mo. till Oct.1. call 643 5986 leave message.SUMMER SUBLET Great Lake Views FromAll 3 bedrooms & Living room. AskingS500/month 6 10 to9-20 (date & rent negotiable)643 1066."3 BR Condo, 750/mo 4- util, 3 pers max avl6/15. Prime Location, Heart of U of C w/parking Only 6 unit Brownstone on Res Prof's St5844 S. Harper 612 729-1535 (Collect) aft 6 PMOn June 1, 1-BR apt. at 5474 S. Harper. Now$340/month. Worth a look. Call 241-7015.3 bdrm apt avail July 1. 53 at Knwd $550 6848024.Furn. Apts. Rms. Garage. Clean Non-smok363 3458.TOWNHOUSE 4BR 2'2 BA Lg Yrd park c/airJuly July S900/mo. 493-0543.CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! summer sublet$95/mo 53rd and Dorchester 1 bdrm in 5 bdrmapt 363 5151.SUMMER SUBLET 4 Bedroom Apt on 53rdand Kimbark. $725/month. Group orindividuals Negotiable. CALL Peter at 753 8342ext 732.Sublet with option to renew. Clean 2 bdrm aptat Cornell and 50th. Nice view close to shopping, bus, 1C Avail. June 1.955 9077Female Wanted To Sublet Sunny Room ForSummer 56th and University! 947 8277.Chicago Counseling Center£)£ A Registered PsychologicalAgencyCounseling and Psychotherapy for:Individuals, Couples, Families, and IssuesGroups.Loop and Hyde Park Offices684-1800Since 1971 Summer Sublet 56 St nr lake, museum, park. 1br in semi-furn 2 br apt. Sep entrances, 2 bath,laundry, new kitchen, air cond, great view, topsecurity. $365/mo, avail 6/10 . Call 684 7102CONDO FOR SALE BY OWNER. 2br, sunny,large liv rm, bright, Irge din rm, wb fireplace,oak firs, low mnthly assessmt, lovely bldg,walk to univ. call 324-2588. SUNNY CONDO! Located onlovely Ridgewood Court, this 5room apartment is a real find! Aden and backporch add real livingspace and convenience! Reallypriced to sell, this condo can beyours for $49,900! A great firsthome!1 Bdrm Coop near Campus, hrdwd firs, naturalwoodwork $29000 owner financing 684-1262eves.1 BDRM 56th 8. KIMBARK GREAT LOCATION LARGE NICE 5RM SOUTH VIEW APT$395 CLOSE TO CAMPUS NEW DECOR 9557705 LEAVE MESSAGE AVAIL6/15.Co op For Sale: 4 rooms. Sunny, 3rd fir, newktch and bath, near campus $34,000 ask forEllen at 962 1756or 288 5363 keep tryingWorking Fern 30-1- nonsmoker seeks same ormature grad for Irge sunny 2 bdrm apt on busroute, rent $233 4-uitl. Mid June. 324 5669.1 BDRM SUMMER 56TH & KIMBARKGREAT LOCATION LARGE 5RM NICE APTSOUTH VIEW $395 CLOSE CAMPUS FALLOPT 955-7705 LEAVE MESSAGE.VEGETARIAN sought for summer sublet bdrin terrific 3 bdr apt. Spacious, sunny, on campus bus rtes, gourmet kitchen. 493-9264.Summer Sublet-turn apt. in great location byField House. Call Laurel 947-0036 Safe & sunny.WINDERMERE HOUSE 1 br summer subletAvail 12 June-12 Sept. Furnished with kitchenequipment incl. dishwasher. S500/mo. CallGunnar at 947-8764 (home) 962-7382 (office).SUMMER SUBLET non smoking, 3BR (1 BRfall opt) furnished 54th & Ellis, laundry, cat,clean, sunny, price negotiable, call 947-9723eve.Summer Sublet 1 bedroom in a 2 bedroom aptcomplete furnished, available 6/15-9/15,200/mo 54th & Woodlawn 955-7106.SUTDIO 56TH & KIMBARK VERY LARGE4'/2 RMS GREAT CAMPUS LOCATION $395955-7705 nice!Charming hse. cent. H. Pk. 7rm w.lge. kitch. 3ful bthrm. fnsh. bsmt dbl. gar. frt. grdn back,side grass yds. new appl. & amen, incl cent,ht/a. cond lots more move in cond $150,000.288-8177 aft. 7pm56th 8. Harper condo. 2bdrms., Irge. kitch.,w/all mod. appl., Ivng & din. rms. beautif.hdwd firs., a/c, sunny bk. porch, wlking dist.to UofC. 1C 8, shops. $60,000. Ray 890 9390. PERFECT FOR FAMILIES!Enclosed yard with assigned park¬ing comes with this sparklingbright 3 bedroom Old worldcharm with modern convenience.S60’s.THE NARRAGASNETT ISsynonymous with elegantsophistication and prestigiouslocation. You must see this ex¬cellent 2 bedroom, 2/2 bath con¬dominium! You will love thewarmth of parquet floorsthroughout, carved moldings inthe gallery and a very pleasant ar¬rangement of rooms. All this andmuch more for an unbeatable priceof $52,000!!RENT OR BUY this bright,modern, clean, secure 2 bedroom,2 bath condominium. It is in theright location. All systems are ex¬cellent. And there’s a pool andhealth club too. Come take a lookand then stay to enjoy thebeautiful spring flowers!! Rent for$62,500.HERE IS A SUPER FIRST CON¬DOMINIUM apartment for you!It has 2 bedrooms and a formaldining room. Newly painted andpriced below market at $39,500.Call today!STUDENT DIGS! Perfect for thenext 4 years at U of C. Hassle freeliving in a 56th and Kimbark con¬do. Call today. S30.'s.LOVE THE SPACE, love the con¬venience, you’ll love this co-opapartment. This is a 2 bedroomunit with extra large living room,modernized kitchen. If you’relooking for convenience to shopp¬ing, U of C campus and primeHyde Park location. It’s all herefor only $51,000.HILD REALTY GROUP13t>5 E. 53rd St.955*1200Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—Ail new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $505 • Two Bedroom from $700Rem includes heat, cooking gas, and master TV antenna<TCW)emiei€#tOMsel6-»2 East 50th Street^In Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science ami huiustn! Mu.d 11< Hi'iitg Opjmnuntu \Lflugt\i ii\ MeUnpSux iixThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 18, 1984—17CLASSIFIEDS57TH AND DREXEL Roommate wanted for 3-br apt. Available June 15th for full year.$158/mo. 643-4286 (evenings best)WINDERMERE SUBLETLARGE ELEGANTLY FURNISHED 1BEDROOM APT across from museum ofScience available June 11 - Oct 1 securitybuilding w/air con S550 neg 947-9192.LAKE FRONTSUBLETTwo rooms available at 50th and LakeshoreDrive 22nd floor call 493-0052 late evenings onlySI66or less.SPACE WANTEDTwo neat, reliable and capable male collegestudents are looking to housesit this summer.Call 753-2240: Kevin (rm. 1909x) or Phil (rm.1915x) Leave message.FOR SALESIMMONS FULL SIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt, & box. Brandnew, still wrapped. Value S325 for S95. Freeframe & delivery. 883-8881.Dark green lounge chair, brown velvet sofa,end table, white kitchen table, Good condition.Best offer. Call eves. 288 7063.FILE CABINET 4-drawer black metal looksnice Call Jim 324-2751 $70/best offer. Must sell.1978 Honda Civic 43,000 certified miles, hatchback, stick, almost new tires, am/fmcassette radio. $1,800. 493-9122.APARTMENT SALE; SAT/SUN MAY 19-20,10AM-4PM, tables, couches, desks, dressers,bed, etc. ALL MUST GO! 5308 S. Hyde Park*1F 324 3454PONTIAC CATALINA-72EXCELLENT WORKING CONDITIONTakes regular gas, includes snow tires, 2doorperforms superbly in worst Chicago weatherRecently invested $400 to maintain top performance, must sell-moving to New York CityMatt 955-3015. Only $899.HEAVEN VINTAGE CLOTHING SALE vastquantities of women's and men's vintageclothing and accessories for you consumptionthis Sat&Sun May 19&20, 12noon-6pm a*HEAVEN 6981 N SheridanSANYO PORTABLE STEREO only 6 monthsold-excellent condition; will sell reasonable643-18581973 Dodge Coronet One owner Air conditionedRadio 43,000 miles S1°00 Ph after 6:00pm 493-8589 Toshita az-8 STEREO single unit turntable,Cassette player, am/fm tuner separatespeakers. Excellent condition $200 752-4559Miller.21' wooden sloop 7'6'' beam, 4'8" draft main,genoa jib staysail Built 1937. Crosby design 512hp Seagull, dinghy, stored Rentvers. day 2-1930evening 643-5669 $1500.Bedroom furniture: good condition double bed,desk, 2 plastic bookshelves, huge upholsteredchair all for $85. will divide. Rob 241-6539.Ford Pinto Station WGN $250 (1974) Runs WellNew Brakes Call 753-0021 Morn Or Late Even¬ing.AN ESTATE SALE: liv rm sofa, mahogony &parquet coffee tables, queen anne desk, endtables, occasional chrs. mahogony bedrm set;queen & twin beds & frames & matchingcovers. Unused mahogony office/studycabinets & bookcase, lamps, small appliances,vacuums, 25'' Zenith TV, digital radio, singersewing machine, china, crystal, silver, pewter,cookware, glassware, kitchenware, linens,sheets & towels, fur coats, luggage, books, col¬lectibles. 324-8932 or 35. eves, wknds. sale isSat. & Sun May 19 & 20.MUSICIANS: Fender Rhodes Piano; MoogSynth; EU Speaker Cabinet; Peauy XR500Head. All less than 4 yrs. old. Call Ed, 643-7121Wk dys6-8Cokin Special Effects Filters Pro SeriesTwo For One SaleModel Camera 1342 E 55th St. 493 6700PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.STUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office operations and banking. Apply in person or callDavid at 324-1890.PROGRAM COORDINATOR to coordinatetutoring and recreation programs. Advancedhuman service degree or 3 years experience inyouth program and volunteer management.Salary $ 13,000 $ 15,000. Resume to BlueGargoyle Youth Service Center, 5655 S. Unver-sity, Chicago, 60637.'HALF TIME RESOURCE DEVELOPER tocoordinate corporate fund raising campaignand assist with other fund raising events. B.A.degree with proposal writing skills and publicrelations experience. Salary $7000 $9000.More people have survivedcancer than now live in theCity of Los Angeles.We are winning.Please support theV AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY Resume to Blue Gargoyle Youth Center, 5655 S.University, Chicago, 60637.MESSENGERMornings, 8:30 a.m. to 1:30 p m., Monday-Friday. Deliver, pickup documents,miscellaneous office tasks, relieve on swit¬chboard. Must be familiar with city streets,locations, public transportation. Must belicensed driver and must have car. Will payparking and mileage plus salary. Loop location. Call for appointment. Switchboard openon weekends. 337-2400.ACTIVIST: MAKE DEMOCRACY WORK Il¬linois largest public interest organization hassummer and full time positions available in itspolitical outreach and fundraising staff. Shapeenergy, toxic, and utility rate policies. Salary$160-220 & benefits. Hours 1:30 to 10:30 P.M.For interview call: 427-6262 Illinois Public Ac¬tion Council.Room in Kenwood home in exchange for driving and cooking for 14 yr old girl beg septfemales preferred 624-8363.BABYSITTER NEEDED to care for two 2yrolds, full time, June thru mid August in ourhome, call T. O'Neill, 962-8660or 493-6818.PROGRAMMER Experienced on UniversityDEC-20sand micros, various languages. Part,Full time +4-. Summer and beyond. ContractJobs Call John at 684-7574 or 947 8672.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE Word Processor/Typist/Editor: using the IBM Displaywriter system.363-0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING-1 BM WordProcessor-Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other services. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables - All Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667 8657.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594 2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 6846882TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Phoenix School, an exciting elementary schoolalternative in Hyde Park, announces fall '84openings for children. For info 955-2775.HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES can offer you a wide range ofhelp for adults, children, adolescents, familiesand couples. For a brochure or an appointmentcall 288-2244.CARPENTRY and REMODELING Call David684 2286.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumespapers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.M8.C AUTO BODY PAINTany insurance work from estimate you bring40% DISCOUNT, MECHANICAL &TRANSMISSION tune-up, brake, muffler complete job. 7050 S. Sfony Island, 7:30am 6pm.493 8020-01.TYPING and editing on word processor. Lowrates, free disk storage, long manuscriptswelcome. 486 2683. HOUSESITTER AVAILABLE. Begin afterJune 1. Professional couple. References. P.Hummer. 317/634-9633. 234 E. 9th, Indpls.,IN 46204LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE. Lowest costfor furniture, boxes, small households. 743-1353WEDDING Photography & InvitationsYour Wedding Day should be special. It's atime of gathering and celebration with yourfriends and relatives. 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Franz Kline and PhillipGuston, among others, to productions bycurrent “feminist” media artists, such as,Dara Birnbaum and Jenny Holzer. with awide range of other artists and “move¬ments” thrown in between.Though the parts of the exhibit appearcarefully organized, the show as a whole(and it is a rather large exhibit, occupyingthe entire museum) lacks a dear identity.The curators have set up neither a consis¬tent, nor a provacative system of transi¬tions between the separate groupingsthey present and hence attempt to de¬fine.The first works shown in the front gal¬lery are those by the 1950’s trend settingmodernists and conceptualists, This firstgrouping suggests that the show wit! be inchronological order. But no, behind theseworks, in the same room, one finds for ex¬ample, a sampling of “Earth art” from the70’s as welt as pieces by Alice Aycock andHolzer from the 8G's. Similarly, upstairsin the third floor gallery one finds, examp¬les of surrealism, Magritte; cubism, Bra¬que; as well as fiber art and the less cir-cumseribabte contemporary work of BuzzSpector, “book art?”. What relationshipsdo these combinations intend to imply?The photography & video section of thashow does begin to suggest a somewhatcoherent historical and critical interpreta¬tion of the productions it presents. Howev¬er, in so doing it also limits the art. simpli¬fies its concepts and confuses its history.The photographs are ail hung in the firstfloor hall between the front and back gal¬leries. Birnbaum's video installation, P.M.Magazine appears at the far end of thishall. The back gaftery contains works by "big league'' modernists and pop artistssuch as Chuck Close, Jasper, Johns, ClaesOldenburg, Robert Rauschenberg andAndy Warhol, for exammple. In the firstpiece of this room, Great American Nude#43 (1983) Tom Wesseiman embeds asmall T.V. showing continuous “live” tele¬vision within his flatly painted interior ofa suburban house with a sketchily painted“nude” reclining on a couch before a openwindow that looks out onto the family carparked in the driveway.By presenting the art in this order, arethe curators suggesting that there is somemeaningful devetopment/evolution fromart photography through video/T.V./massmedia, to pop art? Though there may in¬deed be an explicit connection and even astated transition between the process,presence and effect of mechanically repro¬duced photographic media art and thepaintings of the 60 s, 70’s and even 80's,the MCA articulates this phenomenon withmisplaced and hence misleading exam¬ples. Ultimately, the museum attempts tomake a statement with pieces that as agroup remain random. Given the para¬meters of the show, the curators were li¬mited to what already existed in theMCA's permanent collection, hence the in¬dividual pieces were not necessarily cho¬sen for their ability to contribute to theircurrent context. Originally, for example,one asumes that Birnhaum’s piece was notpurchased by the museum simply for itsart historical and formalist connection tophotography and pop art. This exhibition,however, in its confused juxtaposition ofpieces, waters down this otherwise cul¬turally and politically charged productionto its formalist and trend riding chrac-,eristics.Included in this smorgasbord of nation¬ally and internationally acclaimed art andartists is a strong showing of work by theChicago Imagists; from Ed Paschke, RogerBrown, Barbara Rosi, Don Baum and JimNutt, with an overdose of H.C. Wester- Vawdavitch, Franz Kline, 1955man’s bizarre wooden boxes and houses,and drawings (he obviously knows some¬body of importance at the museum).Though these works are a clear testamentto the MCA’s interest and commitment tolocal concerns, indentity and art politics,there is little attempt made to study its re¬lationship to the broader contemporaryart activity with which it is shown. Insteadthey remain randomly scattered through¬out the exhibit.Though somewhat overwhelming andcritically and historically confusing andambivalent the show is worth seeing. Indi¬ vidual pieces are engaging, especiallyHolzer’s Truisms (1983); a computerizedsign which continousty spells out such"pithy” statements as; “...Men are notmonogamous by nature...Slipping intomadnes is good for comparison...Privateproperty creates crime...” and perhapsmost apropos to the context of this exhib¬ition, “Money creates taste.” ThroughJune 10 Tue-Sat 10-5, Sun noon-5 at theMuseum of Contemporary Art, 237 E. On¬tario St. 2800-2660. $1.00 students, se¬nior citizens and children under 16; $2.00general; Tue. Free.by Todd BrickellLast Saturday night I saw Blackfriars’latest musical comedy extravaganza. Pa¬jama Game, which was directed by LisaMorrow and Dan Stetzel. For those of youwho don’t read beyond the first para¬graph, the show is excellent. It is impecc¬ably executed. I was impressed by thestrong singing of both leads and thechorus. There is loads of sofid comedic act¬ing. The choreography is noteworthy;there are several outstanding dancenumbers and every large dance number inthe show is tightly executed. The show ingene al has enormous energy. The female.horis is musically powerful, happy, andconfident.Pajama Game is a formula musical writ¬ten in the mid 1950 s. It Is set in Cedar fires her for trying to prolong the workslow-down. There are various sub-plots,the most prominent of which is the strangestory of the on-again, off-again relation¬ship between Hines, the factory productiv¬ity expert (Vince Freeman), and the lust¬ful, man-hungry secretary to Mr. Hasler,Gladys (Elise Eisenberg). Hines’ suspicionthat Gladys is being unfaithful, leads himinto ail sorts of crazy escapades, when heattempts to restrain Gladys during a wildnight on the town.Pajama Game is Blackfriars bread andbutter. The show has plenty of laughs,catchy songs, and some easy-going ro-ance. The plot is thin. Opportunities forcharacter development are minimal, andnothing ol substantial importance, politi¬cal or moral, is even touched on in theTHE JOYS OF KITSCHThe Blackfriars production of Pajama GameRapids, Iowa, where the unionized em¬ployees of a pajama factory (the Sleep-Tite company) run by a tyrannical bossnamed Hasler (played by Ed Baum), stagea work slow-down to get higher wages.Matters are complicated fey the fact thatthe handsome new factory manager andassistant to the owner, Sid Sorokin (DavidFrank), ft romancing Babe Williams,(Tammy Faulkner),, the spunky factoryseamstress who heads the union grievancecommittee. After initially resisting Sid'sadvances, because he ■ fears their respec¬tive job loyalties will interfere with theirrelationship, Babe succumbs to his charms,only to break off the romance when Sid show. Men and women fit into stereotypedpatterns, and “the good old U S A ” is de¬picted as a kind of midwestern, middle-American dream. Factory life is clean,safe, and untiring. The employees arehappy and talkative. People sing songsabout how many washing machines andtelevision sets they can buy with theiryearly pay increase. Nott mg, no matterhow lewd or unfair, is ta'.en very serious¬ly. Romance is uncomplicated. Nympho¬mania is cause for a rood laugh, and ev¬eryone jokes merrily about getting “someaction in the hay” at the factory picnic.Blackfriars has covered this ground manytimes before What distinguishes this ef¬ fort is the degree of thought that has goneinto its conception, and the amount of en¬ergy and commitment that seems to havebeen devoted to staging the show as pro¬fessionally as possible.This is accomplished in large part by theshow’s technical design. Set pieces havebeen made intentionally garish and ab¬surd. The center-piece and dominant set-piece in the show is a three-sided band¬stand which opens out, away from theaudience. Its center wall is dominated byan enormous bay window, which lets theaudience see the band play, and presum¬ably lets the musicians see clearly (andtherefore time themselves accurately to)the action on stage. This bandstand ispainted a sickly pink hue. It strikes a key¬note for the color scheme of the entireshow.The costuming for the show is equallygarish. It seems to proclaim that the mid-western folk in the play are cultural ig¬noramuses. Female factory workers areclad in multi-colored shirts and blouses,appropriately below the knee, but defin¬itely not very fashionable (to say thefeast), Mae (Susan Bonde) the middle-agedfactory mother and good-time girl wears aclashing skirt, blouse, and blue cardigansweater with white trim. Her glasses re¬minded me of my grandmother’s old ones,the kind that extend ever upward and ou¬tward at the outside edge. She sports adecidedly ugly auburn wig. Several otherof the chorus women are decked in hugewigs, the most outrageous of which isMarianne Currie’s massive blond hair¬piece. These costuming and groomingchoices, and the set dressings as well,seem designed to poke fun at the lifestyleand values of the characters in the play.The leading characters in the play werestrong, with the exception of TammyFaulkner. David Frank, who plays SidSorokin, the handsome, white-collar facto¬ry manager who is trying to woo Babe Wil¬liams, is the most magnetic performer ofthe leading players. His two quiet solonumbers, “A New Town is a Blue Town”and “Hey There,” are high points of theevening. With his slightly husky, but richvoice, and confident, sad eyes, he bringsthe audience to silence and holds themthere. Morrow has blocked him, especiallyin his first number, with very little move¬ment. He stays, for the most part, rootedcenter stage, so that we are forced to focuson his face and eyes. Frank’s confidence isnoteworthy. His first solo number is onlythe fourth scene in the show, and helaunches into it minutes after getting onstage. His voice showed no hesitancy, nordid his movements. He commanded the au¬dience to watch and then showed no sign ofbeing intimidated by the attention hegot,As far as the chorus goes, some of themen are less than perfect, but the womenwere uniformly excellent. They looked tikethey were having a great time on stage. Three stand-out chorines were Blackfriarsveterans Marianne Currie, Susan Bonde,and Virginia Harding. All three have finevoices. Burke and Currie have marvelouscomedic movement and facial expressions.Harding looked a bit flimsy during her“Steam Heat” dance routines with DavidLewis and Elise Eisenberg; her movementneeds more confidence. She seems frail onstage.Susan Bonde was probably the funniestperson in the show. Her gum-chewing, guf¬fawing, middle-aged factory seamstress ispriceless. Opposite the bone-headed Prez(Ben Weinberg) in the “Her is” duet, shewas girlishly shy as weft as convincinglyhorny. She plays the peevisly jealouswoman equally well. During the picnicscene, overcome by anger in a hoola hoopcontest. She knocks her opponents hoop tothe floor. Her dancing is appropriatelybad and absolutely hilarious. Bonde por¬trays the frumpy, twangy old-maid to per¬fection.Three other characters worth mention¬ing are Ben We nberg, Joe Mara, and EdBaum. As Prez. the bumbling union chief,Weinberg is as funny as ever. His dancingconjures up visions of a beached porpoiseat a formal dance. Weinberg has made acareer here of portraying numbskulls andhoodlums who are, in reality kind, good-natured fellows. In black shoes, whitesocks, and “high-water” custodial pants,Weinberg is a master bumpkin who enjoyshaving a good laugh with the audience.The music for this show was well-execut¬ed. Dan Stetzel is excellent at the piano.Paul Billingsley’s drumming was crisp. As Imentioned before, the coordination andtiming of the music with the singing wasexpertly handled. I am told that for themost part Stetzel coached the cast to singin character voice, which is to say thatrather than singing in their natural voices,people sang in the put-on voices they haddeveloped for their spoken lines. The fe¬male chorus, for example, sang in aclipped manner to give them more of anuntrained, country tone. This kind of fla¬voring of the singing helps exaggeratequalities which typify a given character.Vibrato was used, as is customary, for har¬mony singing in several different numbersbecause it lends a richer tone to thevoice,I find that in reviews of thjs length de¬scriptions and praise begin to sound staleand repetitive This show must be seen tobe appreciated. I was impressed againand again with the complexity of Mor¬row s staging and Jean Majeski’s choreo¬graphy in the picnic scenes, in “Hernando'sHideaway” (a lovely effect is achieved byopening the number in total darkness andhaving successive characters illuminatethemselves by flashing on butanelighters), and in the “Jealously Ballet.”Majeski succeeds in coaching a tough as¬sortment of students with a wide range oftalent. Bravo Blackfriars' ,2—FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTHEATERThe Pajama Game Blackfriars; product¬ion of the 1954 kitschdkamp klassicstarts this weekend. Fri and Sat,May 11 and 12, and Thurs-Sun, May17-19 at 8. Reynolds Clug First FloorTheater.Fool for Love (written by Sam Shepard,directed by Terry Kinney) Shepardexperiments a lot in Fool for Love,tying in a demolition-derby-typelove affair with a disturbinglyfolksy plot; but the two effortsclash, distracting from the play'soverall effect. Passionate but tragiclove is nothing new, but somehowShepard always concisely portrayssomething vivid and original. Hesucceeds in creating an intensely feltsituation rather than a loud one.William L. Peterson as Eddie gives awonderfully concise and physicalperformance (he does handstands,breaks a chair with his head, andslams doors shut, leaving echoes ofEddie’s unresolved anger behindhim). The performances, direction,and the sets by Lovig DiCrescenzoare all realistic and satisfying.Worth seeing. Tue-Fri at 8, Sat at 6and 9:30, Sun at 3 and 7. Steppen-wolf Theater Company, 2851 NHalsted, 472-4141. $10. — WWThe Road (written and directed byWole Soyinka) The Goodman will bepresenting the American premiereof The Road. Soyinka is an outspo¬ken critic of the Nigerian politicalscene. The Road, written in 1965, isthe story of a journey into the spiri¬tual world of Yoruba folklore. Good¬man Theatre, 200 S. Columbus Dr.443-3900.ARTGraduating MFA Student’s Shows: Su¬burbia comes to the Midway, every¬thing but the garden hose, MikeMercil, Homeworks, today and to¬morrow. Belu-Simion Fainaru, FromAround A Lake, sculpture, openingSun. May 20, 5-8. Thru May 27, atMidway Studios Gallery and Back¬yard, 6016 S. Ingleside. Free.An Alle Kunstler: War-Revolution-Weimar: German ExpressionistPrints, Drawings and Periodicalsfrom the Robert Gore Rifkind Foun-daton: Thru July 1. Tue.-Sat. 10-4 atSmart Gallery, 5550 S. Greenwood.753-2123. Free. “German Expres¬sionist Prints 1918-1922: Revolu¬tion, Euphoria and Disillusionment”a lecture based on the show by its cu¬rator, Ida Katherine Rigby. ThursMay 24 at 8 in room 157 of CochraneWoods Art Center. Members and stu¬dents, free; non-members, $2.00.New German Graphics: works by Base¬litz, Penck, Lupertz, Kiefer, and Im-mendorf. Opening Sun. May 20, 4-6Thru June 20. Tue-Sat 10-4, Sun.12-4 at the Renaissance Society,fourth floor Cobb. 962-8670. Free.Ellen Glantz, Hudson and Andy Somma:Perform Felled Innocence, WorldWithout End and P.P.S.S. Tonightand tomorrow at 8:30 at N.A.M.E.Gallery, 9 W. Hubbard St. 467-6550.$5.Symposium: Understanding Art Criti¬cism: Critics: Craig Owens, “A Cri¬tique of Formalism”; Jane Gallop,"Psychoanalytic Criticism and Fe¬minism”; Peter Wollen, “Structurali¬st Criticism”; Allan Sekula, “Marx¬ist Criticism”. Sat. May 19, 10 -6 atN.A.M.E., 9 W. Hubbard St. $12.00,students and senior citizens; $15.00,MCA members; $20.00, general ad¬mission. 280-2697.Jane Stevens A dozen or so color andseveral black and white photo¬graphs. The former, of adobe dwell¬ings in the southwest- U.S., are clear,sober, formal studies with saturatedblues anu yellows. Their effect is notunlike that gotten from eating toomuch second-rate ice cream: all thatenergy makes one drowsy. Theblack and white photos, of "nature,”are misty, low-contrast, formal stu¬dies, and bear looking at in the cus¬tomary formal way (nice propor¬tions; interesting tones; etc.). ThruMay 26 ar ARC Gallery, 6 W Hub¬bard. Tue-Sat, 11-5 . 266-7607, Free- DMHenry Mallet, Elizabeth McGowan. Rebe-kah Feldman, Barbara Jaffee: An un¬even but worthwhile show. Of par¬ticular note is Henry Mallett’s Tryptic, a three canvas paintingshowing an expressive use and con¬trol of color and brush stroke. Alsoof interest, especially for their psy¬chological and emotional impact areElizabeth McGowan’s three largepaintings of women alone in bed¬rooms and bathrooms. Their presen¬tation of space is inconsistent, mov¬ing in and out of flatness and depth.In this way they affect a dream-likepresence — landscapes of personaland painful psycho-dramas. ThruJune 2 at The School of the Art Insti¬tute’s Superior Street Gallery, 341W. Superior St. Tue-Sat 10-5.443-3886. Free. — LKMannv Elson: Paintings and sculptures.Opening Sun May 20th, 4-6 ThruJune 16. lues and Thurs. 11:30-4:30at NAB Gallery, 331 S. Peoria.753-0886. Free.FILMNational Lampoon’s Animal House (JohnLandis, 1978) John Belushi is dead.John Landis faces a prison term. Don¬ald Southerland can currently beseen in Crackers. But turn the clockback six years: Belushi was the hotyoung comic, Landis was an up-and-coming young director, and Suther¬land still had some of his old respec-tibility about him, as yet undimmedby countless cameo appearances innumberless low-budget Canadian-made comedies. Yes, the year was1978, when National Lampoon mag¬azine was still occasionally funny,and the youth of America, feedingupon the humor of the yet-popularSaturday Night Live, were lookingfor something more with theirlaughs, mainly cursing and nudity.All the pieces were in place; AnimalHouse delivered the goods, andwent on to become the most successf¬ul comedy in screen history. Thestory, as by now the entire freeworld knows, concerns the adven¬tures of the boys in Delta House, therowdiest fraternity on the Faber Col¬lege campus. Basically, it's all apretty obvious excuse to see variousauthority figures get trashed bywacky college kids, but aroundeighth week, who’s complaining?DOC, Friday at 7, 9, and 11, $2.50 —MKTom Jones (Tony Richardson 1963).Tony Richardson is a gifted director,although those familiar only with hisrecent Hotel New Hampshire mayfind that difficult to believe. Much ofthe fault there, of course, lies withJohn Irving's novel, but Richardson'strack record shows that he doesn’talways rise even to good material —his 1969 Hamlet, with Nicol William¬son, was pretty odd. On the otherhand, Richardson had considerablesuccess twenty five or so years agowith film versions of plays by JohnOsborne (Look Back In Anger, TheEntertainer (Laurence Olivier's fa¬vorite among all his roles) and She-lagh Delaney (A Taste of Honey), allof which he had directed on stage. Itall came together with Tom Jones,Richardson’s best (and most popu¬lar) film. He had terrific material(John Osborne's adaptation of thegreat Henry Fielding novel), superbactors (led by the peerless AlbertFinney as Tom, the cast received fiveOscar nominations and able techni¬cal support (Out for Cleopatra, themost expensive film yet made, TomJones might have made off with Aca¬demy Awards for cinematography,art direction, and costume design).The film was voted Best Picture of1963 (the first such honor for a Brit¬ish film since Olivier’s Hamlet in1948), and received Oscars for BestDirector and Best Original Score (byJohn Addison). Set in eighteenth cen¬tury England, both in the countryand in London, the film follows themisfortunes and adventures of TomJones, a foundling. This bawdy, rol¬licking romp is sheer delight towatch, and features one of the mostmemorable dinner scenes everfilmed. LSF Fri, May 18 at 7:00 and9:45. — SWThe Palm Beach Story (Preston Sturges,1942) In this screwball comedy,Claudette Colbert ditches her lessthan well endowed husband JoeMcRea in search of bigger and bet¬ter things. Relying on her good looksand sharp tongue, she hitches upwith the bumbling but very richRudy Vallee in sultry Palm Beach. She rides his huge yacht and gets ataste of his fortune when her hus¬band reappears, posing as herbrother. Attempting to make hiswife jealous and win her back,McRea becomes entangled with bi¬zarre millionairess Mary Astor. Theensuing adventures will both con¬fuse and delight audiences. DirectorSturges is at his most perceptive,poking fun at sexual mores, the in¬stitution of marriage, class distinc¬tions, and the American Dream. Col¬bert is both funny and fun to look at,but Vallee, playing a daft Rocke¬feller (is there any other kind?),steals the scenes with his eccentricshows of affection. Sat May 19 at7:30 & 9:30 PM, $2.50 — D. Golds¬mithKramer vs. Kramer (Robert Benton,1979) and Modern Romance (AlbertBrooks, 1982) Two contemporaryviews of love and commitment, one asatisfyingly dry-eyed melodrama,the other a very bizarre comedy.The melodrama is the 1979 box-of¬fice hit Kramer vs. Kramer, as timegoes by, this movie is looking betterand better — the performances ofDustin Hoffman and Meryl Streepare relatively free of actorly man¬nerism and, despite the occasionallapses, the story is involving withbeing obviously maniuplative.Hmm...maybe the Seventies weren’tso bad after all. Albert Brooks,whose off-the-wall comic vision hasmade him box-office poison, wrote,directed and starred in Modern Ro¬mance, a dark, obsessive and fre¬quently hilarious study of loveamong Hollywood young urban pro¬fessional. Albert tries quaaludes,dating, vitamins, running, and malebonding as he attempts to forget hisold girlfriend (Kathryn Harrold) —finally no longer convinced that“alone is a good place to be," he setsout to win her back. Complex, funny,and a little bit disturbing, ModernRomance is the romantic comedy ofthe Eighties. DOC, Saturday, Kramerat 8:45, Romance at 7 and 10:45,$2.50. — MKLa Maison des Bois, (French with En¬glish subtitles), Maurice Piaget,1960. The film buff will say somevery impressive things about LaMaison des Bois (The House of theWoods). It has a prestigious Frenchdirector: Maurice Piaget, the semin¬al Post Nouvelle-Vogue director ofLoulou (1980) with Gerard Depar¬dieu and Isabelle Huppert). The U ofC showing will be an exclusive run —La Maison des Bois will not be shownagain in Chicago. It bears a resem¬blance to Fassbinder’s Berlin Alex-anderplatz in that it is a series of ep¬isodes that form a lengthy saga(seven hours worth of lengthy — thefilm was made for television andwas shown in episode form). O.K.,it’s exclusive and French and longBut after one has been duly im¬pressed by its prestigious creden¬tials. and goes to see La Maison desBois anyway, it turns out to be an in¬telligible, interesting, pleasing film— not at all the obscure, confusingart film one might expect. The filmbegins in wartime France and dealsprimarily with the story of a youngboy, Herve (played by Herve Levi).Herve's father is at war. and hismother has left him and his father.Thus Herve lives in the French coun¬tryside with a plain and warmheart¬ed couple, Papa Albert and MumJeanne, their son and daughter, andtwo boys Herve's age. whosemothers reside in Paris but havesent their sons to live with the fami¬ly to insure thetr safety and keepthem out of mischief. Herve's jea¬lously caused by the Sunday visits ofthe other boys’ mothers, and the dis¬covery that his father plans to re¬marry, lead young Herve to seek hisown special companions outside thecountry family. These friends — themilitary pitot and hts wife, the mar¬ quise who employs Papa Albert asgamekeeper — are the source of poi¬gnant moments throughout the film.Piaget handles them sensitively butsensibly. The episodes are movingbut not in a maudlin. Red Balloon-ishway. The film sees the events ofwartime through Herve's eyes, butnot to the exclusion of other view¬points. When a “Kraut” fighterplane is shot down over the ruraltown, the audience is led to the sceneby Herve and his eager pack ofcomrades, and feels the innocent,gore-seeking thrill of the young. Yetin the course of the procession to thefield where the plane lies, Piagetmakes his audience experience theterror of the fighter pilot's wife,who mistakenly believes that theplane is French. He depicts the war¬weariness of the townspeople, asthey comment about the incident.The episode ends in a long, stark,wordless shot of the wrecked plane,the corpse, and a French sentry, inthe empty field. Piaget has walked"the audience through the emotionsof the characters — now their emo¬tional reactions to this event are in¬vited,, as they reflect upon this mon¬ument to war and death. Thebenefits of one seven hour viewing,instead of several smaller instal¬ments, become obvious after thefirst episode. Like a soap opera,each episode instills in the viewer adesire to know what happens next.Get a 20 gallon barrel of popcorn, anextra seat cushion, and go see LaMaison des Bois. DOC Films, Sunday,May 20 , 5:30 PM, Ouantrell Hall —K. DilbertThe Heart of Wetona (Sidney Franklin,1918) and Three Word Brand (Lam¬bert Hillyer, 1921) Silent westerns,the first from that roller skatin’ au¬teur Sidney Franklin, the other fea¬turing the ubiquitous William S. Hartin three — count ’em three — roles.What are we all waiting for? DOC,Monday, Wetnona at 7:15, ThreeWord at 8:30. $2. — MKNana (Jean Renoir, 1926) Renoir’s sec¬ond film is an adaptation of Zola'snovel making its Chicago premiereafter 58 years. “Renoir’s first im¬portant film. Based on the Zolanovel but also heavily influenced byvon Stroheim, it is a fascinating mix¬ture of impressionist exteriors andhighly stylized performances. Cath¬erine Hessling was, as Renoir put it,a fantastic actress, much too eccen¬tric for the money-men. and that swhy she disappeared. Seen today,Nana gives us a glimpse of all the el¬ements that were to make Renoirone of the greatest directors the cin¬ema has ever known, plus an adven¬turously experimental quality thatmakes it a uniquely exciting experi¬ence." — New York Film Festivalnote. Tue May 22 at 7:30. ParkwayTheater, Clark and Diversy.929-9555MUSICSonny Okosuns and his 15 piece band.Okosuns calls his highlife/Afro-beat/funk/reggae fusion Ozziddi.Unlike fellow Nigerian Sunny Ade.Okosuns mixes his dance beat with astrongly political message. Directfrom the Apollo Theatre in NY, Oko¬suns promises to bring “Africanstruggle and liberation songs in anauthentic sound to America." Thurs,May 24 at 10 at Cabaret Metro,3730 N Clark. $10 advance; $12.50door. 559-1212.Classical Symphony Orchestra MayorHarold Washington makes his sym¬phonic debut as he narrates Pou¬lenc's “Babar, The Elephant ” DanielHeifetz, gold medal winner at theSixth Annual Tchakowsky Competi¬tion in Moscow and frequent fill-infor Nathan Miistem, is also on the program. Sun May 20 at 7:30 at Me-dinah Temple, 66 N Wabash. $3.50-$10. 833-6788.Performance for Peace Seventeenmembers of the Chicago Symphonyperform works of Bach at St. Thom¬as the Apostle Church, 5472 S Kim-bark on Sun May 20 at 3:30. Tickets:346-9671.Contemporary Chamber Players Sche¬duled for the ensemble's annualYoung Composers’ Concert at Chris¬topher Coleman’s Conundrum, PhilipFried's Piano Trio, James Jacobsen’sEtchings. Jorge Liderman’s En¬counter II, Matthew Maisky's TheWell of Fancy Dry, and Thomas Ser¬gey’s Sonata for Flute. Fri May 18at 8 in Goodspeed Recital Hall.FREE.University Chorus and Chamber Choirwill present an All-Mendelssohn con¬cert with the University ChamberOrchestra. Featured will be The FirstWalpurgis Night and the Americanpremiere of On Lena s GloomyHealth. Robert Lynkoop will con¬duct. Sun, May 20 at 4 in MandelHall. Free, but donations welcomeMISCGender In Practice: An Africanist Per¬spective: Jean Comaroff, AssistantProfessor of Anthropology will givethe fourth and final lecture in theForum for Feminist ScholarshipSpring Quarter series, ThursdayMay 24 at 4:30, Harper 130. A re¬ception will follow the lecture.Armed Forces Week '84: This is reallyexciting — May 14 thru 19 is ArmedForces Week, and the press releasepromises displays of “various mili¬tary equipment, art exhibits, rap-pellers, recruiting booths, and bloodpressure checks by military nurses.”It’ll be fun to go see the various mili¬tary equipment — I hope they havesome nice placards that tell you howeach machine kills, and how fast,and how many people it can kill atthe same time. The art exhibits aresure to be very hip and au courant; Iknow that all the monies that Rea¬gan has taken out of public artsfunding must have gone into finearts training for our boys in blue I'mafraid that l couldn't get very excit¬ed about rappellers. not knowing re¬ally what they are, but apparentlythey have something to do with get¬ting down from cliffs with ropesJust like G.l Joe huh? Can't wait.Then of course there will be the re¬cruiting booths, in case the spiritmoves you while you're there —hows that for good planning’’ I guessthe blood pressure nurses are therefor glamour, or maybe it's so thatthey can make sure that the happynew recruits don’t just die of enthusi¬asm before they get to sign thepapers It's just going to be a bigparty for those lucky boys, andafter their first taste of that sophis¬ticated and suave army life I justknow that they’re going to forget alltheir silly ideas about going to col¬lege or attaining economic paritywith members of other races. This isall going to be happening in somevery happening places where we alllike to hang out, like Daley Plaza,Federal Plaza, Pioneer Plaza andSears Plaza. So stop by and check itout — confront the realities of ourimperialistic and inhumane foreignpolicies and interests, right here inlittle old Chicago.But watch that you don't get intotoo much trouble, because the UnitedStates Armed Forces are some toughguys. Why in some countries, youdon't hardly have to do anything tomake them mad, just be in the wrongplace at the wrong time, and sudden¬ly they're planting land mines in thefields that belong to your vil¬lage —SBGrey City Journal 18 May 84Staff: Jamie Allen, Maeve Dwyer, Arthur Ellis, Russ Forster, CatherineGillis, Joel Ginsberg, Jonathan Katz, Irwin Keller, Bruce King (Music Edi¬tor), Joy Langston, Michael Kotze, Rainer Mack (Poetry Editor), JeffreyMakos, Stephen McConnell, Nadine McGann, Campbell McGrath. DennisMiser, John Probes, Rachel Saltz, Paul Reubens. Juanita Roche, Dan Sa-kura, Cassandra Smithies, Johanna Stoyva. 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Government jus¬tifies the spending of billions of dollarsby manipulating the information onCentral Americaby William WeaverRonald Reagan, the Great Communi¬cator. has told Americans what to think.His power lies in his ability to presentcomplex situations and actions as simp¬le ideological choices, “right” or wrong.However, since his simplistic view of theworld solely informs his grasp of theissues, his solutions to them form a vi¬cious circle, his disinformation cheatshis policies as well as the public’s rightto know and choose. In retrospect, theAmerican voters have bought whatthey paid for: a rotting empty hulkwhich spews antiquated venom.But why does this verbal garbagepersuade so many people7 Reagan getsmost of his facts” from Reader's Di¬gest (a Walter Run the Chappaquidickpiece before the primary” Annenbergpub'icationj and ether dubious sources.He only tells his side of the whole truth,ms ‘actual errors ranging from the in¬credibly stupid ("trees cause pollu-•ion”) ‘o the subtly disturbing. His lat¬est speech on Central America (oursouroe is the NY Times reprint) exhibitsme ta‘ter. In ‘his last election. 80% of-he people in El Salvador braved Com¬munist threats and guerilla violence to/ote for peace and freedom.” As colum¬nist Mike Royko has pointed out, it is il-.legal not to vote m El Salvador, and ifyou don t they put you on a list. Mem¬bership on these lists is dangerous,since the government classifies its con-sfituents as subversives, leading per¬haps to visits by arched government of--vcials i also dare anyone to call a vote‘or 'alleged7) death-squad leader Rob¬ert D Aubisson a vote for peace andOf • ourse, ‘o Reagan the communists present the only danger. While theirthreat may exist, putting ail the blamein their camp distorts the real issues.But this logic can be very comforting forpeople who need scapegoats, Reagansays: “If the Soviet Union can aid andabet subversion in our hemisphere,then the United States has a legal rightand a moral duty to help resist it. This isnot only in our strategic interest: it ismorally right." One wonders what theU.S. was doing when the C.I.A.overthrew the Allende government,was their interference just? Reagan as¬sumes that the virtues of democracyshould be exported to other countrieseven by force Reagan's justificationcontradicts itself: his subversive “se¬cret" war against Nicaragua has contin¬ued throughout his7 administration. Heshould not explain nis “ends justifyingthe means’’ policies (even assumingthey are right) as lawful and good.Reagan distorts the facts to fit hisideoiogy, making those “facts" easierfor the American public to swallow andfollow. His declarative assurance over¬rides the, significance of an^ lie hemight tell: he can always say that hewas misquoted. Unfortunately, he de-‘ines his thinking better than any cur¬rent politician, and so can appeal to thevoters from a simply ideological stancerather than a person appeal. Cartertold the nation about its malaise, pos¬tulating several theories about its ori¬gins But this approach shifted the focusof the message into an amorphous form-,unlike Reagan, who lays out thesolved” issue in two or three steps(with or without* graphs: remember, youhave a short attention span;. His 19803iandcsr<j uf. Aie you ueiter off manyou were four years ago" devastates SIMPLE CHOICES, SIMPLE LIESMondale’s “wimpy’’ cry “Where’s thebeef7” It should be pointed out thatReagan will not use this rhetorical de¬vice again, since now he blames the re¬cession on the previous administra¬tions, another instance of his selectiveand hypocritical method of speaking"facts.''But what about the outright lies?Reagan never checks his figures, buteven when the press reports these dis¬crepancies, no outcry ensues. His com¬mand of figures and facts seeminglydoesn't matter, since his presentationcan sell anything he wants. Reagan isthe perfect spokesman for the newright, as he never gets blamed for whathe says His use of catchwords andphrases put issues in a simple fear-rid¬den balance: communism and big go¬vernmental regulation are evil, theaverage American good He legitimizesthe new right doctrines by putting themin terms that the public can understand,i.e almost rational. The aging actor un¬derstands and sells these veneeredpackages all too well. His personalityalso helps his cause The fatherly Rea¬gan can elicit chuckles when he says (ashe did eight times m the 1980 cam¬paign) “the United States has much tooffer the third world war." Only his ad¬visors Meese and Watt got caught andtried for their stupidities in the publicforum.The shallowness of Reagan's policiesequals the hollowness of the rhetoricthat hides them. In 1976, Reaqan stillnao ideas of monolithic communistthreat, as he lambasted opponents in the campaign for supporting Red Chinaand selling out our friends in Taiwan.Fear of the communist hordes is not avalid policy for the 1980's. Thd Presi¬dency has pushed Reagan towardsmore reasonable viewpoints, but onecannot count totally on the cartharticprocess.Questions of Reagan s competence orsenility can be easily shunted asidewith the excuse that he has good ad¬visers, or that he’s such a nice gyy AnyPresident who willfully or unwillfullyspreads lies and ignorance must be ca¬tegorized as evil, public debate downfrom a practical level to a blindly ideo¬logical one. If no information can befound on El Salvador, then the voterscan accept Reagan's simplistic revisionsas ‘ruth. If they cannot find the truth inthe mass of disinformation, then shal¬low ideology and rhetoric can easilysway people s opinions.This reduction of complex politicalissues into all-to-clear “moral' and’conrect" choices also reduces the effec¬tiveness of the administration's ownpolicies. If Reagan has got past hismacho “credibility" attitude, the so-liders killed in Lebanon would be alivetoday The press and people of the U.S.must examine the real issues of today'sworld rather than look through therose-colored "version of our PresidentWe must attack the lies themselves andthe stupid policies they cover up Now isthe time to turn off the image of theour minds and bodies into everlastingsle'epallow the Sandinistas to have mediaconnections, but only sinister-sounding“media organs" implying that themedia are no more than arms of thegoverning Directorate body. The Rea¬gan Administration often insinuates in¬stead of stating outright: hints neednot be verified, and are slippery whenattacked.The Paper also plays on emotions. Itsays that the Sandinistas began train¬ing guerrillas “soon after defeating So-moza , choices such as “overthrown ",or ‘ousted’’ might give a negative ideaof the Somoza regime but instead thedefeated" dictator gets our sympath¬ies as an underdog.Further, despite election-time sabo¬tage in March 1982, “the people of ElSalvadaor repudiated the extreme leftby voting in overwhelming numbers.More than 80% of the eligible votersparticipated.” This picture of the peo¬ple affirming democracy at any price isheartwarming, but in fact the situationis the opposite of democratic: voting ismandatory, and non-voters are deniedfood and jobs and fear for their lives.The ' U. S. Administration createsthese images in order to make us iden¬tify with the E! Salvadorans, to manipu¬late us into calling for U.S. aid to sup¬port our brave “fellow democrats'While enlisting our sympathies, onemight expect this report to discuss thelarge role that the current Administra¬tion plays in Central America. But suchdirect presentation of the facts wouldleave the Reagan Administration opento criticism, and so, oddly, the onlymention of U. S involvement in CentralAmerica is in reference to JimmyCarter's authorization of aid at the end of his term. 3’/2 years ago. Becausethis Paper doesn't discuss the currentU S role, we might wonder why‘weAmericans should care about the af¬fairs of Central American countries. Thereport only plays on our fear of Commu¬nist expansion in our hemisphere.12 pages of graphics supplement thewritten material with .maps and poorquality photographs. Distant aerialviews identify “destroyed villages" bysmall specks marked as “destroyedchurches " or a patch of ground labeled“Soviet-style obstacle course". Onceagain, this Paper engages our emotionsby singling out the church" in the Ni¬caraguan vllage, invoking images ofthe holy place being destroyed bythose evil guerrillas.Even the maps in this report show aslanted view of the situation in CentralAmerica. The frontpiece map entitled“Mexico and Central America: A GlobalPerspective" squeezes Central Ameri¬ca into the lower half of the picture,with the entire U. S. looming proprie-tarily above. The only colored, mapshows arms routes in Central Americaas bright red, green and blue arrows,all running from the East (perhaps fromCuba or the Soviet Union) to the West.By titling the first map, “A Global Per¬spective", the Administration is indi¬cating that the international communi¬ty views the Western Hemispnere asone dominated, and rightly so, .by theUnited States. The second map buildson that image. The threat of arms ship¬ments to these countries is in fact, notonly a threat to other Central Americancountries but to the nearby UnitedStates as well Yet the two images con¬flict If the United States rightlyby Abigail AsherThe U S. Government report titledBackground Paper. Central Americauses subtle methods to label as propa¬ganda the public statements by revolu¬tionary forces m Central America. The17-page paper, jointly released lastyear by the Departments of State andof Defense, calls itself a factual “sum¬mary of Cuban, Nicaraguan, and Sovietactivities," and claims on its frontcover that itdoes not attempt to analyze so¬cial and economic conditions inthe Centra) American countriesRather, it describes how political¬ly motivated violence Is beingused to exploit the demands formore democracy, social justice,and economic development inCentral America in order to bringextreme I e f t.i st groups topowerFirst, this statement indicates an im¬partiality which a close reading ex¬poses as nonexistent. But more impor¬tant is the Government's refusal toexamine the crucial social and economicproblems which are the basis of any po¬litical action Instead of using directlanguage to lustify the Administra-*ion s declared opinion the paoer pre¬tends to be wna1 i* s not a moral jud¬gement is ni Oden by spuriousobjectivityNote the language. Individual wordshave been chosen as carefully as in anycampaign speech there are “guerril¬las” versus democratic allies” .-— pre¬sumably weannq olack nats and whitenats, respective^-. This report doesn ?CENTRAL AMERICA OUT OF PERSPECTIVEk.SCANDALFrom “Scandals, Etc., From A to Z,"by Thomas Riehle, in the NationalJournal, January 14.From the resignation of CIA Dep¬uty Director Max C. Hugel in July1981 to the resignation of DeputySecretary of Defense W. PaulThayer in January, numerous scan¬dals involving Reagan Administra¬tion officials and appointees havebeen shrugged off by the public.Here are twenty-eight whose ac¬tions before or after taking officebriefly put the Administration in abad light, apparently without da¬maging the public’s image of Rea¬gan.• RICHARD V. ALLEN, former assis¬tant to the president for nationalsecurity affairs: Intercepted$1,000 in cash given by Japanesejournalists as a present to NancyReagan, but “forgot” to turn itover to the Treasury,- as is re¬quired. Resigned in January 1982.• WILLIAM M. BELL, Reagan's firstchoice for the chairmanship of theEqual Rights Employment Opportu¬nity Commission: Served as presi¬dent of a Detroit job-recruiting firmthat had placed no employees inover a year and had never beenlisted in any phone directory. No¬mination withdrawn in February1982.• ANNE M. BURFORD, former En¬vironmental Protection Agency ad¬ministrator: Told a New Mexico gasrefinery that she would not enforcelead-content regulations that thecompany was violating. Resignedin March 1983.• ROBERT F. BURFORD, director ofthe Interior Department’s Bureauof Land Management: Owns 25 per¬cent of his family’s cattle and sheepranch, which has permits to grazeon 33,614 acres of bureau land. Re¬ceived waiver of provisions prohib¬iting his use of bureau land by sell¬ing the grazing permits and cattleto his three sons, co-owners of thefarm.• CHARLES M. BUTLER III, FederalEnergy Regulatory Commissionchairman: Declined to disqualifyhimself from deciding cases involv¬ing clients of his former Houstonlaw firm. diet book whose earnings couldsurpass the statutory annual limiton outside income (15 percent ofsalary), but contracted to defer ex¬cess royalties while in office.• GUY W. FISKE, former deputysecretary of commerce: Negotiatedfor a job at the CommunicationsSatellite Corportion at the sametime he was in charge of negotiat¬ing for the sale of government-owned satellites to the company.• B. SAM HARt, Reagan’s firstchoice for the Civil Rights Commis¬sion: Was in default on a $100,000Small Business Administration loan(two weeks after he was chosen,the SBA agreed to refinance theloan) and delinquent on repaying a$200,000 minority-business foan.Also owned $4,400 in back taxes.Name withdrawn from considera¬tion.• ARTHUR HULL HAYES JR., formercommissioner of the Food and DrugAdministration: Billed the govern¬ment for trips already paid for bybusiness organizations and accept¬ed speaking fees, free lodging, andtravel expenses from privategroups that have dealings with theFDA.• J. LYNN HELMS, former FederalAviation Administration chief: Re¬signed in January after being ac¬cused of having operated a busi¬ness that took over smallcompanies and bled them dry offunds.• JOHN W. HERNANDEZ, formerdeputy EPA administrator: Invitedthe Dow Chemical Company to edita draft of an agency report ondioxin contamination near the com¬pany’s Midland, Michigan, plant.• MAX C. HUGEL, deputy directorfor operations at the CIA: Resignedafter being accused by disgruntledformer business associates ofshady stock dealings.• CARLOS C. CAMPBELL, formerassistant secretary of commercefor economic development: Re¬signed while under fire for givinggrants to firms with dubious cre¬dentials, some run by friends.• JOSEPH W. CANZERI, formerpresidential assistant: Resignedfollowing disclosure he had billedboth the Republican National Com¬mittee and the government for per¬sonal expenses and had receivedloans at favorable rates fromLaurance Rockefeller and realtorDonald M. Koll.• MICHAEL CARDENAS, former ad¬ministrator of the Small BusinessAdministration: Forced out afterprobes of questionable SBAgrants, including one to a contrac¬tor who was under criminal inves¬tigation.• WILLIAM J. CASEY, director ofcentral intelligence: Traded morethan $3 million in stocks in 1982(most government officials puttheir holdings in “blind trusts” toavoid charges that informationgained on the job is being used forpersonal gain). Established blindtrust in 1983 under congressionalpressure.• MICHAEL K. DEAVER, deputyWhite House chief of staff: Wrote a CITY USA• JAMES C. MILLER III, chairman ofthe Federal Trade Commission: Par¬ticipated in the commission’s settle¬ment of a GM auto-defects case,even though he had received$75,000 in consulting fees from GMbetween 1978 and 1980.• ROBERT P. NIMMO, former Vet¬erans Administration chief: Spent$54,183 to redecorate his office,then sent the old furniture to hisdaughter, who is director of publicaffairs at the Commerce Depart¬ment. Also, was forced to reim¬burse the government $6,441 forimproper use of a chauffeur-drivencar.• RICHARD N. PERLE. assistant sec¬retary. of defense for internationalsecurity policy: Wrote a memo call¬ing for the department to buy mu¬nitions from a company that hadpaid him $50,000 in consultingfees.• THOMAS C. REED, former deputyassistant to the president for na¬tional security affairs: Forced togive up $427,000 in profits on a$3,125 investment he had madebased on inside information.• EMANUEL S. SAVAS, former as¬sistant secretary for policy devel¬opment and research at the De¬partment of Housing and UrbanDevelopment: Had departmentstaff members write and edit hisbook, Privatizing the Public Sec¬tor.• W. PAUL THAYER, former deputysecretary of defense: Resigned inJanuary after the Securities andExchange Commission filed a suitcharging he had made businessdeals based on inside information.• NORMAN B. TURE, former under¬secretary of the treasury for taxand economic affairs: Urged the de¬partment to purchase an economicmodel from a firm that was in theprocess of buying the rights to themodel from him.• CHARLES Z. WICK, director of theU.S. Information Agency: Secretlytaped telephone conversationswith other government officialsand then lied to reporters aboutit.• ERNEST W. LEFEVER, nominee forassistant secretary- of state forhuman rights and humanitarian af¬fairs: His Ethics and Public PolicyCenter received a $25,000 re¬search grant from the Nestle Com¬pany prior to issuing an exculpa¬tory report on internationalmarketing of Nestle’s infant formu¬la. Nomination withdrawn.• RITA M. LAVELLE, former assis¬tant administrator for hazardouswastes at the EPA: Convicted oflying to a House committee aboutwhen she first learned that herformer employer was involved in awaste dump whose cleanup she wasadministering. Sentenced to sixmonths in prison.• JAMES L. MALONE, assistant sec¬retary of state for the Bureau ofOceans and International Environ¬mental and Scientific Affairs: Vio¬lated a pledge not to get involvedin issues concerning his formerclients when he lobbied for an Ex¬port-Import Bank loan for theTaiwan Power Company.• JOHN R. MCKEAN, chairman ofthe Postal Service board of gover¬nors: Before being appointed,McKean arranged loans for EdwinMeese III and Michael Deaver, whowere clients of his San Francisco ac¬counting firm. . (ELAVESUNDAYATONEPMEVERYTHING WOULD GO AWAYElliptical orange moons may appearSpinning to your atmosphereDefying all markers, defying the clocksI’m up in my room, testing the rocksThe conclusion is danger on a personal scaleI will not run, my room is my jailFlights of fancy, caverns of painHere in my bio-degradable brainFever and distance stifle a screamHistory, helpless -- the future, a dreamThe buses, the people, the Sears Tower tooIf only, if only I’d run the zooBelow the horizon, just one step aheadA week full of crisis and a prayer for the deadAnd thousands of lustful black darts are thereSilent, invading a square.-STEVEN AMSTERDAMPHOTO BY JOE HEITMANAn alle Kiinstler?May 17-July 1JOIN US for a reception celebrating the opening of this specialexhibition on Sunday, May 20 from 5 to 7 p.m. At this timeyou will also have the opportunity to attend the opening of theRenaissance Society’s exhibition, German Neo-ExpressionistGraphics, from 4 to 6 at 5811 Ellis Ave.FREE!THE DAVID AND ALFRED SMART GALLERY5550 S^Greenwood Ave. Hours: Tues..Sat. 10 to 4752*2121 Sun.,12to4 The University of ChicagoDepartment of Musicand theFromm Music Foundation at Harvardpresent theCONTEMPORARYCHAMBER PLAYERSof The University of ChicagoRALPH SHAPEY, Music DirectorA 20th Anniversary Year CelebrationYOUNGCOMPOSERS CONCERTBarbara Haffner, cello • Refer Label la, violinCarole Morgan, flute • Linnea Nereim, clarinetFlorentina Ramniceanu, violin • Andrea Swan, pianoworks by Christopher Coleman • Philip FriedJames Jacobsen • Jorge LidermanMatthew Maisky • Thomas SergeyFRIDAY, MAY 18, 1984 • 8:00 P.M.GOODSPEED RECITAL HALL59th and Ellis AvenueFree and open to the public8—FRIDAY MAY tR, 1984 THE GREY CITY JOURNAL