The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No! 55 The University of Chicago (^Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 15, 1984Officials say codes violatedBy Jeffrey TaylorThe Chicago Fire Depart¬ment, acting on a report Sun¬day night by WMAQ-TV(Channel 5) that “hazardousand flammable chemicalwaste’’ is illegally stored in thebasements of two University ofChicago buildings, conducteda surprise inspection of theUniversity’s Jones Hall andseveral facilities near BillingsHospital on Monday. Despite astatement released yesterdayby Vice-President for Univer¬sity News and Community Af¬fairs Jonathan Kleinbard den¬ying that wastes are illegallystored on campus, the Fire De¬partment has cited the Univer¬sity for confirmed fire codeviolations.An internal memorandumwritten in March, 1983 by Pro¬fessor Norman Nachtrieb,then chairman of the U of Cchemistry department, said,“Our use of it (Jones Hall) forstoring wastes that are flamm¬able is in violation of city build¬ing and fire codes.” In thememo, Nachtrieb urged VicePresident for Business and Fi¬nance William Connor, to ap¬prove construction of a special facility for treatment of haz¬ardous wastes.Questioned about the memo,Nachtrieb said yesterday “I‘mnot in the habit of writingthings that I don’t believe.”The alleged fire code viola¬tions, specifically listed as im¬proper waste storage andstorage in an unsuitable loca¬tion, “are not serious enoughto require immediate compli¬ance,” said one Fire Depart¬ment spokesman.“What we have to contendwith is approximately 200 gal¬lons of hazardous waste, ofabout the same flammabilityas gasoline,” Nachtrieb said.Nachtrieb accompanied FireDepartment officials duringtheir inspection. “They madesome suggestions for improve¬ment,” he said.According to Kleinbard’sstatement denying the illegalstorage of wastes, “Every stephas been and will continue tobe taken to ensure that there isno danger from those wastesthat are stored until properlydisposed of by licensed carri¬ers.” Nachtrieb, however, saidthat though he did not believethere was ever danger of the wastes exploding, “that isalways a possibility with haz¬ardous materials.”Nachtrieb said he considersthe report by Peter Karl ofWMAQ-TV worthless. “I thinkwe’ve been badly used,” he said.Construction of the proposedfacility for treating hazardouswastes has been approved byUniversity administrators.The University announced onMarch 29 that it would seek go¬vernmental approvals to beginthe construction.Upon hearing of the allegedviolations from a Maroon re¬porter, Kleinbard said that ifthe University were in viola¬tion of the codes, correctivemeasures would be taken tobring things to standard.The WMAQ-TV report alsosaid the Franklin McLean Re¬search Institute blockhouse, at59th Street and Ellis Avenue,has been used to store both ra¬dioactive and hazardous chem¬ical wastes. “It should benoted,” Kleinbard’s statementread, “that low-level radioac¬tive wastes are stored in com¬pliance with the requirementsof the Nuclear RegulatoryCommission.”Campus Moneynetwork comingBy Sondra KruegerA Moneynetwork machine iscurrently being installed inReynolds Club. The machine,which will be located just out¬side the mailroom, will “help”the banking situation for theUniversity community, ac¬cording to both a University of¬ficial and a University StudentFederal Credit Union(USFCU) representative.Irene Conley, director ofSAO, said that Reynolds Clubwas chosen because of both itscentral campus location andlong hours. Since everyonealways runs out of money when the banks are closed, a“space accessible for lots ofhours” was an important con¬sideration for the machine’ssite, said Conley.The University will receiveno direct benefit from the Mon¬eynetwork machine, which isbeing installed by Hyde ParkBank. One side benefit, howev¬er, is that the University Ave.entrance to Reynolds Club isbeing enlarged and made“more attractive than walkinginto a bulletin board,” accord¬ing to Conley.Martin Elling, president ofthe USFCU, said of the Mon¬eynetwork machine, “1 think it’ll be a help.” The CreditUnion board has been lookinginto the possibility of joiningthe Moneynetwork, and “HydePark is installing $45,000 worthof hardware giving us accessto a nation-wide system.”Factors to be considered injoining Moneynetwork includethe distribution costs involved,such as the small charge thatwould be incurred each time aCredit Union member used themachine. Elling thinks theCredit Union will eventuallyjoin the Moneynetwork, andthe installation of the machinenow “looks like quite a goodcondition” for doing so. Jones HallHitchcockBy Hilary TillA Hitchcock Hall resident al¬most slept through the burgla¬ry of his room early Sundaymorning. The burglary at¬tempt w:as almost foiled. With¬in a minute of entering the dor-mitory room through awindow, the cat burglar wasconfronted by the sleeping res¬ident’s returning roommate.The startled intruder quicklyran out of the room andescaped into the quads. Theonly item that he was able totake was a watch valued atabout $10.According to Van Bistrow,co-resident head of Snell Hall,“Our best suspicion at thispoint” is that the prowler gotin the second-floor room byclimbing up the fire escape onthe side of the building. At thetime of the burglary, Bistrowwas the on-duty housing offi¬cial at Hitchcock-Snell.The burgled room, which isoccupied by Russell Miller andMinwoon Yang, faced 57th St. p -O OBYKC MORRISburglaryOne Hitchcock Hall residentsaid he noticed that the fireescape steps leading to theground were down early Satur¬day morning. When either thefire escape stairs or ladder onthe side of the Hitchcock Hallfacing 57th St. are pulled down,the security department is sup¬posed to receive an alarm sig¬nal. This alarm is currentlynot working. According toDavid O'Leary, director of se¬curity, there is a “wiring prob¬lem.” Security was checkingout this problem yesterday.Russell Miller said that heheard a lot of noise on the fireescape moments before the in¬trusion. He said that he ig¬nored it because he was onlyhalf-awake and therefore “notat my analytic best.”Also, it was 1 a m. in themorning, and Hitchcock resi¬dents often use the fire escape“balconies” as shortcuts be¬tween sections of the dorm lateat night, he said. “I’ve oftencontinued on page seveninstitution doesn't want minor¬ity students and is too difficultfor minority students. I recent¬ly spoke with a counselor at aAndre Philips predominantly hispanic highschool who took great pains totell me, 'Your institution is in¬sensitive to the needs of the hi¬spanic community.’ ’’The problem does not beginand end with image. Competi¬tion for qualified minority stu¬dents is intense, and, unlikethe U of C, most top schoolshave funds specifically ear¬marked to draw them. North¬western University, located 25miles to the North, has a con¬centration of black studentsmore than twice as high as Chi-i cago’s. With its lack of both a! substantive affirmative actionpolicy and a black studies pro-' gram, the University has expocontinued on page sevenAssault yet unsolvedBy Hilary TillA female college student wasrobbed at gunpoint on the westend of the Midway early Satur¬day morning. The assailantstole the student’s book bagand has not been caught.According to JonathanKleinbard, vice-president forUniversity news and commu¬nity affairs, the armed rob¬bery transpired as follows. At1:10 a.m., a female Collegestudent and another female, who is not a U of C student,were near the “Fountain ofTime” sculpture on the Mid¬way when the robbery tookplace. A man came out of thetrees in the vicinity of thesculpture and pointed a gun atthe women.He took the college student’sbook bag and did not take any¬thing from her companion. Theassailant then fled and is stillat large.U of C behind in minority raceBy Jeffrey TaylorThe University of Chicagorests squarely in the center ofChicago’s South Side, the larg-2 est and most populous concen-j tration of blacks in America.^ The vast expanse that sur-* rounds the University is homei for over a million blacks, somea 40 percent of the city’s totall population.* Just under four percent of-c the l niversity’s full-time reg-l istered students, about 300, areblack. There are six tenuredblack professors on the U of Cfaculty.“It simply boggles themind,” Assistant Director ofCollege Admissions Andre Phi¬lips said last week “The Uni¬versity of Chicago could be themecca of black thought inAmerica and, in the Midwest,the center for black change. Istill haven’t figured out whyit’s not.”Says Harry Douglas, presi¬dent of the College’s Organiza¬tion of Black Students (OBS),“Word on the street amongqualified minorities is that theU of C is a hostile place to be ifyou’re black.”Philips, himself a blackgraduate of the College, doesnot disagree. “The feeling outthere,” he says, “is that thisWorkers prepare Reynolds Club basementInside►Hormoneimbalancecan lead tosuicidal feelingsFeature-page sevenThf CJmwrsitg of ChicagoDEPARTMENT OFANATOMYPRESENTSLECTURES ON THE STRUCTUREOF LIFELEONARD RADINSKY Speaking on..."Saber Tooths and Sun Bears"andMICHAEL LaBARBERA Speaking on..."Flexibility in tree-likeorganisms: The importanceof blowing in the wind"BOTH LECTURES ARE INTENDED FOR GENERALAUDIENCES AND WILL BE HELD IN ANATOMY 104AT 8:00 P.M. ON TUESDAY MAY 15TH.jji M4SIC* M US IO M U51Coru3ru3rUJO THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODEPARTMENT of MUSICThursday, May 17 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hal!Barbara Kazmierczak, pianoMusic of Prokofiev, Chopin, and Brahms.Admission is free.Friday, May 18 - Contemporary Chamber Players- Young Composers Concert8:00 p.m., GOODSPEED RECITAL HALLRalph Shapey, Music DirectorChristopher Coleman: Conundrum; Philip Fried: PianoTrio, James Jacobsen: Etchings; Jorge Liderman:Encounter II; Matthew Maisky: The Well of Fancy Dry;Thomas Sergey: Sonata for Flute.All of these composers are Composition studentsat the U. of C.Admission is free.Saturday, May 19 - Jonathan Miller, bass7:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallSchumann: excerpts from Dichterliebe, op.48 andselected lieder; and Bach: selected arias from hisoratorios.Admission is free.Sunday, May 20 - University Chorus andChamber Choir with the UniversityChamber Orchestra4:00 p.m., Mandel HallRodney Wynkoop, ConductorAll-Mendelssohn Concert: featuring The First WalpurgisNight, and the American premiere of On Lena’sGloomy Heath; plus other sacred and secular music.Admission is free - Donations will be acceptedSunday, May 20 - Richard Mueller, piano8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallEichheim; Oriental Impressions; Beethoven: Sonata in eminor, op.90; Chopin: Etudes.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSaturday, May 26 -University Symphony Orchestra8:30 p m., Mandel Hall. Barbara Schubert, conductor.Soloist: Deborah Kirshner Berlin: Winner 1984 Concer¬to Competition. Louise Bertin: Overture to Fausto;Kharchaturian: Violin Concerto; Manuel de Falla: Elsombrero de tres picos (The Three-Cornered Hat).Donation requested: $3; Student, $1. X&oXc.n.>c.CnO2&n* MUsIC^MUsIC^MUsIC^ GO DIRECTLYto TEXTBOOKSIf you have not bought all of yourbooks for the Spring QuarterUNSOLD SPRING TEXTBOOKSwill be returned to the publisher afterFriday, May 18thBOOKS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FORRETURNS AFTER NINTH WEEKUniversity of Chicago BookstoreTextbook Department - 2nd floor970 E. 58thiSr 962-7112JOIN YOUR OLYMPIANSAND GO FOR JOSTENS GOLD$25 OFF ALL 14K GOLD RINGS*15 OFF ALL 10K GOLD RINGSSee Your lostens Representative for details of Jostens Easy Payment Plans.MAY 21-22-2310:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.University of Chicago BookstoreQ9PIOSTENS IS THF OFFICIAL AWARDS SUPPLIER OF THF 1984 OIYMPIC CiAMLS2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984jgsaaaiiBidart poetry readingFrank Bidart, a poet who has becomea controversial figure with the publica¬tion of his recent book The Sacrifice,will read from his works Thursday at 5p.m. in the first floor Reynolds ClubTheater.Sponsored by the Chicago Reviewand the Morton Dauwen Zabel LectureCommittee, admission is free.Festival of NationsThe Festival of Nations, revived lastyear after a 16-year hiatus, was such asuccess that International House iscontinuing the tradition this year.Over 20 nations will be represented atthe Festival, scheduled for Sundayfrom 2:30 to 9 p.m. Several booths willbe selling food and beverages typical oftheir countries, and there will also becultural displays, dance troupes, Chin¬ese costumes, and a Japanese tea cere¬mony.Tickets are $2 in advance, $3 at thedoor, and are available at I-House.Tillman on WHPKThird Ward alderman Dorothy Till¬man will be on WHPK’s South SideForum Thursday evening at 5:30 p.m.South Side Forum is a weekly show onWHPK (88.3 FM > moderated by WHPKnew director Craig Rosenbaum andfeaturing a panel made up of localnewswriters.GALA spring danceThe U of C Gay and Lesbian Alliance(GALA) will hold its Rites of Springdance Saturday from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at5540 S. Woodlawn.All are invited, and a donation of $3with UCID, $4 without, is requested.Refugee artist exhibitAn exhibit entitled “Refugee Artistsin Germany, 1945-50, Lithuanian Ar¬tists at the Freiburg Ecole des Arts et Metiers,” will be on display at the Uni¬versity of Illinois Chicago Gallery May18 to June 8.The artwork, photographs, illustrat¬ed books and documents will place theactivity of a small group of artists inthe historical context of those turbulentyears.The exhibit is a program of the Lith-unian American Fine Arts Association,and is supported in part by the IllinoisArts Council and the Chicago Councilon Fine Arts.The Chicago Gallery is located on thethird floor of the Circle Center buildingnear Halsted and Taylor Streets. TheGallery is open Monday through Fri¬day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.Give time for blindIf you are going to be on campus thissummer, be you student, faculty, orstaff, Recording for the Blind needsyou. Summer is their busiest time asthey record books requested by blindstudents for their fall and wintercourses. If you can spare two hours aweek to work in an on-campus, air con¬ditioned studio, give Brenda or Ria acall. Monday-Friday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.at 288-7077.HPNC super weekendThe 75th anniversary of the HydePark Neighborhood Club will bemarked May 18 to May 20 by “SuperWeekend,” featuring a dinner-dance,musical play, 25-kilometer Walk-a-thon, and the unveiling of an historicalexhibit.“The Pied Piper — A Musical Play”will be presented May 19 at 2 p.m. atthe Museum of Science and Industry.The play is a revival of a musical pro¬duced 25 years ago at Mandel Hall bythe Neighborhood Club. Admission isfree; reservations are required. Call643-4062.Mayor Harold Washington will serve as grand marshall May 20 at 9 a.m.when 2000 walkers start off from 55thand Kenwood and follow a route alongthe lakefront and through the commu¬nity. These sponsored participants areexpected to raise $50,000 towards theplanned construction of an indoorswimming pool, gymnasium with over¬head track, and renovations to thepresent gym. To participate in thewalk-a-thon or to sponsor a walker, call643-4062.An anniversary exhibit will open at 3p.m. Sunday at the Hyde Park Histori¬cal Society. ~rPeace performancePerformances for Peace will presentnineteen members of the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra performing the musicof Bach and Corelli May 20 at 3 p.m. atSt. Thomas the Apostle Church, 5472Kimbark.A reception honoring Ruth Adams,departing editor of the Bulletin of theAtomic Scientists, and the performingmusicians will follow on the churchlawn.Ticket information is available at346-9671.Easely Blackwood PHOTO BY ADAM SPIEGELEasely Blackwood to lecture and performThe Phi Beta Kappa Association ofthe Chicago area will present a lecturedemonstration by Professor EasleyBlackwood in the Goodspeed recitalhall Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. The title of his talk will be “Diatonicand Chromatic Chord Progressions in15-note Equal Tuning.” The public is in¬vited, and admission is free.The University of ChicagoTHE MORRIS FISH8EIN CENTERFOR THE STUDY OF THE HISTORY OF SCIENCE AND MEDICINE! The Sixth AnnualIshbcin^The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984—3LETTERS RALLY BY FRANK LUBYFrat female rating insulting >To the editor:This past Saturday night, as I waswalking to a party at B-J, I washarassed by a group of frat boys whostood on the porch yelling remakrs atme as I walked past. I was embar¬rassed, humiliated, and slightlyscared, but I kept walking, eyesstraight ahead, till I was out of theirsight. Then I sat and tried to calmdown. After I stopped feeling depressedand miserable, I started getting angry.Why should I, a college student likethemselves, be harassed and humiliat¬ed on a public street? This is no isolatedincident. It’s happened before, to meand countless female friends. I turnedaround and marched back, steaming.Most of them had been herded back in¬side by a brother who realized I wasquite upset. One lone brother re¬mained, and upon him, I vented myfury.What is it about a fraternity, I askedhim, that makes generally pleasant, in¬telligent college males turn into leeringsexist slimes? I know several brothersas individuals, and they seem quite de¬cent. And yet give them a group iden¬tity with a Greek name and they begininsulting lone females and rating themlike pieces of meat in a butcher store.This rating game is nothing new\ Afriend of mine who belongs to a fratpointed out two Maroon personals thatcriticized his frat for rating women as they walked down University. I askedhim if they had really yelled out somepoint values on each girl. He lookedpuzzled. “Sure,” he said. “But we gaveevery girl we knew a ten.” This kind oflogic both bewilders and infuriates me.Ah, so its perfectly all right to insult ananonymous piece of meat, just as longas you don’t insult a girl you know.Don’t any of these guys have girl¬friends or sisters? They can't seem tounderstand that those girlfriends andsisters have probably been insulted byother frat brothers who regard them asopen game.I want to make it clear that I don’thate fraternities in general. I go totheir parties because I enjoy the bandsand the dancing. They play a part inmany students’ social lives. For thisoutlet, I am grateful, as I think manyfemale students cire. The guys who be¬long to the fraternities are generallygood people. But they should learn toremain decent, even under group pres¬sure. They, as individuals, should learnto develop a backbone, and maybe evento think about the pieces of meat onUniversity Ave. as fellow students.There is no excuse for insulting, min¬dless group harassment. A female col¬lege student should not have to worryabout walking past a fraternity by her¬self.Amy LesemannThird-year student in the CollegeGargoyle ‘rumble’ exposedTo the editor:What most students know as TheBlue Gargoyle is also a church congre¬gation and the location of a campusministry. University Church is a con¬gregation of 200 members affiliatedwith the Christian Church (Disciples ofChrist) and the United Church ofChrist. Since 1967 we have seen as partof our responsiveness to God the needto pay attention to students and toyoung people in our community. Forthis reason we share our space with theUnited Campus Christian Ministry,with the Blue Gargoyle, and withvarious community groups.You reported the “rumble” at ourplace May 5th. To be accurate, youshould make clear that this was not anevent sponsored by the Blue GargoyleYouth Service Center, nor by the Unit¬ed Campus Christian Ministry, but byUniversity Church in cooperation witha responsible group of young peopleand their parents. Technically, it wasnot “at” the Blue Gargoyle, but on Uni¬versity Church premises.On Friday and Saturday night we oc¬casionally cooperate with a youth orga¬nization to “give” a dance. These arehighly popular, and for the most partwell organized and well run. On May5th, we cooperated with youth fromLindbloom High School to hold a dancefor them and their friends. They seeman orderly group. Some persons not intheir group attempted to crash thedance and were forceably expelled.Those persons returned with asso¬ ciates to engage in a fight. The fightwas brief; people were hysterical; thepolice arrived quickly. Despite allkinds of rumors, I find no one who wasseriously injured. Two people were ar¬rested on a charge related to firearmsand this will be dealt with by the courts.It is a tragedy for our community ifthere cannot be well-organized andwell run social events which youth helpto plan and conduct. I trust that our co¬operation with law enforcement of¬ficers will minimize this ever reoccur¬ring.Rev. Harvey Lord RAO'ON "BEHIND the GRAY CURTAIN! <^TED. . .WAS IT REALLYu— —^Teffort to brainwash /WE'RE HERE WITH TED O’NEILL,RINGLEADER OF ONE OF THET MOSTWsSlVE CULT- RECRlMTlNQ OPERATIONSIn the country, he was arrestedpre-dawn raid on harper ... innocent high schoolersMINDS TO JELLO AND USE/THEM FOR PROFIT MAttlNg/ulflSCHEMES? — xmWELL, WE DIDN'T EXACTLY MAKEIthem SELL CRACKER JACK ANDFLOWERS ON STREET COPNEfiT , BUT||T WAS STILL A PROFITABLEENTERPRISE. . . I'D R/.THFR NOTIsay THE DETAILS ON CAMERA . PLEASE THINK GOINGH SICK TO MY STOMACH~V( TOth«e's hope; w\t »£ CAlOLimit issue representationTo the editor:This letter does not concern the GALAquestion. Instead, it is meant to pointout a certain problem that has becomeparticularly disturbing in the last six orseven issues of the Maroon. I was underan apparently naive impression, thatthe office of the Maroon was a collegenewspaper office, and not a personalmailroom where people fight out theirprivate battles. While I am a strongsupporter of free speech and press, I donot believe that a (respectable) collegenewspaper is a proper place for name¬calling. I am specifically referring tothe last issue of the Maroon, 5/11, inwhich Peter T. Daniels for the secondtime answers yet another letter byRuss Miller. I would like to make itclear that I am not objecting to the con¬tent of either letter, nor am I trying tocondemn or support either side. I am,however, strongly objecting to the rudeand uncalled for phrases used by P.T.Daniels to describe R. Miller’s state ofmind and intelligence level.First of all, I believe that one letter per person on this issue (GALA) wouldhave been perfectly sufficient. Every¬one expressed his or her opinion, andthat should have been enough. It seemsrather obvious to me that a controver¬sial issue such as the homosexualityquestion will not be easily resolved,and that those who have strong viewson that subject will not change theirminds merely by reading someoneelse’s letter in the Maroon. They shouldtherefore only take advantage of beingable to speak up, and rest at that. It is ashame, that some of us take others’ val¬ues as personal attacks, and respond ina defensive manner. I for one, am notinterested in what Misters Daniels andMiller have to say about each other, soif they still feel that they have some¬thing more to discuss, I suggest thatthey get together and converse over acup of coffee in their free time. Head¬lines like that on page four of Friday’sMaroon should have no place in thispaper.Justyne FrankStudent in the CollegeGermaine: the right stuffThe Blue Gargoyle To the editor:I would like to endorse Mirah Ger¬main. a third-year student in the Col¬lege, as a candidate for FSACCSL.Mirah has participated in many activi¬ties during her three years at the U of1C. She has worked as a tour guide fortwo years for the Admissions OfficeStudent Schools Committee and as anall-college orientation aide helping notonly during O-week, but also in variousother activities throughout the year. Ihave gotten to know Mirah by workingwith her on the staff of Inquiry for twoyears, and particularly in the past yearwhen we worked together as co-edi-tors-in-chief. She has displayed intelli¬gent leadership in organizing Inquiry,and her ability to work with peoplestands out as her greatest asset.CampbelFs farmer exploition revealedTo the editor:Having been recently approached bya representative of FLOC (FarmersLabor Organizing Committee), Ilearned of a boycott on Campbell’sSoup. The reason for this boycott soonbecame apparent. In what a recentBBC documentary termed “The worstchild labor conditions in the firstworld,” thousands of children areforced to work to support their share-cropping families.In order that farm owners and pro¬cessors (Campbell’s Soup) are less re¬sponsible, they term the workerssharecroppers and give them a piece ofland to work (a practice that beganafter the Civil War to maintain cheapblack labor). They are thus not legallyresponsible for providing minimumwages or adequate housing, nor forguarding againt child labor or danger¬ous pesticide use.Sharecroppers are paid from $2 to $7per ton! This forces all the members ofthe family (children, mothers, andgrandparents) to work and collect as many tons as possible. These samefamilies live in conditions not to dif¬ferent from those in the Civil War,often without sanitation facilities. YetCampbell Soup will not provide a con¬tract to improve conditions, and soFLOC tries to put pressure on them.By now you are probably wonderingwhy I am writing this letter. I am doingso because the University of Chicago isthe 13th largest investor in Campbell’sSoup, and thus they have 86,045 shareswith which to vote against sharecrop¬ping and child labor at the stockhold¬ers’ meeting of Campbell’s Soup. We donot want the University to withdrawmoney from Campbell’s Soup; we onlywant them to vote “no” to the exploita¬tion of the sharecroppers.As students at the University of Chi¬cago, you are responsible for a largepart of the university’s funding. Thus itis your money that supports tne exploi¬tation of children, women — indeed en¬tire families. It is your dollars that aresupporting the sub-human living condi¬tions. It is thus your responsibility to say, “no, I will not accept those condi¬tions being supported by my dollars.”To these ends, petitions will be circu¬lated this week and the next to besigned by you, the students. These peti¬tions will ask the University to vote“no” to sharecropping.Finally, l urge each of you to write toHanna Gray and tell her you are in¬formed of the situation and disagreewith the current standing. It is enoughthat our Univefrsity has ties to aparth¬eid South Africa, but to have money inoppressive and unethical farmingoperations in our own country is pre¬posterous. For a university whosemotto is “Crescat Scientia Vita Excola-tur/Let Knowledge grow so life isenriched, ” it can be seen as nothing butcomplete hypocrisy to support suchpractices. The only way, though, forthe University to see this and for suchconditions to end is if people, like your¬selves, decide to take action and stopit.Alex Pe/anFirst-year student in the College Through her activities Mirah has be¬come familiar with how the adminis¬tration works.Mirah’s personal experience at the Uof C makes her an especially strongcandidate for FSACCSL. Having livedin a dorm for two years and off campusfor one, she has lived “on both sides”and has become acquainted with theproblems associated with life both onand off campus. Mirah has a real de¬sire to come up with solutions thatwould ameliorate some of these prob¬lems.FSACCSL is an extremely effectiveforum for bring about real changes atthe University and in improving life atthe U of C. Working with Mirah for thepast two years has convinced me thatshe has the qualifications necessary tomake a strong contribution toFSACCSL. Her involvement in campusactivities shows her to be responsibleand interested in student life at the U ofC. But much more important than aninventory of Mirah’s accomplishmentsis what she has given to her activities.Her sincere desire to help make stu¬dent life better is her most importantqualification. Because FSACCSL is theonly committee thaf bring faculty andstudents together, it is important toconsider who you vote for in thisweek’s election. I endorse Mirah Ger¬main for her abilities and her willing¬ness to make a difference. Please dothe same.Lisa FrusztajerFourth-year student inthe College+ Amenc&nRedCroaHWell help.Will you?fljl a Put)i»c Service of Tr>.s Newspaper& Tne Advertising Council4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984gtlWERSProfs have different viewTo the editor:The Viewpoint piece last week(5/4/84) on the plus/minus gradingissue was excellent on the whole, but Ithink it missed an important point, mewriter seemed to imply that the sup¬port for this pointless new gradingscheme - came from the physicalsciences division, while my conversa¬tions with some professors in that divi¬sion have left me with the impressionthat the reception there for the planwas cool at best. It’s not that they wereespecially opposed to the idea, but,what is more damning still, they sim¬ply thought the whole idea was rathersilly. Mr. Sinaiko wishes to show theadministration that he’s doing some¬thing for the students, the sentimentseemed to be, so as long as his propos¬als are harmless, let us go along withhim.Ironically, the main support for theidea seems to come from the Humani¬ties division. (The two professors quot¬ed in the Maroon in favor of the change,Mr. Ashin and Mr. Sinaiko, are both ofthat division.) It is those professorswho presumably have the most accu¬rate possible resources for assigninggrades (straight test scores) who arethe least interested in a more precisegrading system (11 possible grades inplace of 5), and those whose grading isthe most subjective and the least pre¬cise the ones pushing for it. It brings tomind the first-years in physics labswho write all their measurements outto five places, thinking that in doing sothey are being more accurate. The les¬son they are all soon taught, that suchreporting is actually misrepresentation(in that they are claiming to knowmore than they really do) is one thatsupporters of plus/minus grading haveyet to learn.More significant than this practicalcriticism of plus/minus grading(whether merely creating more gradeswill result in more accurate grading) isthe philosophical question of the motive Diplomas should equal education qualityTo the editor:I am a fourth-year student in the Col¬lege and I am looking forward to theapproaching graduation ceremonies.However, I hold in my hand here myfriend’s U of C bachelor’s diploma(which he was presented with lastyear) and I can say that my excite¬ment has been somewhat restrained.For those of you who have never seenone, let me tell you what it looks like.The diploma is encased in a card¬board binding and is printed with cold,stark capital letters. One should expectthe scholar’s name to appear in themiddle, only my friend’s name seemsto be printed off center. Several spacesare provided below for the John Han¬cocks of various University dignitar¬ ies. But the signatures are artificial.And the ‘H’ in Mrs. Gray’s middlename appears only faintly, where evi¬dently the slob who was supervisingthe operation of the signature machinewas looking somewhere else when the‘INK’ arrow pointed at ‘EMPTY.’Just now, in the time it has taken meto think of something favorable to sayabout his miserable little diploma, Ihave dashed off over a hundred signa¬tures, all legible and presentable. Myhand has not fallen off nor has my foun¬tain pen run dry of ink. And I have noteven had to cancel my afternoon’s ap¬pointments.Even the labbies over there at the Uhigh school are presented with a hand¬some leather bound folio with an at¬ tractive diploma inside that does notfall out when the folder is opened. And Ican assure you that the glossy maroonbinding of the U of C degree that pro¬tects the cardboard interior from beingdog-eared, has never seen a cow.Now I do not mean to overrate thevalue of a diploma. I do not expect in¬scribed sterling plaques with mono-grammed ribbons as an endorsementof my achievement. However, it doesseem to me that many years from nowwhen I look at my U of C degree, thisdistasteful and impersonal productthat reeks of mass production will notrecall the intimacy and affection I now-feel for the College.Ian Altiery McCutcheonfor the introduction of this new scheme.Why are people like Sinaiko and Ashinso concerned about grading policy? Dothey think that by way of grading re¬form the mission of the College, to edu¬cate, will be furthered? And how mightthat be? Is it rather that they desire tobe fairer to students, to whom gradescan mean so much, in terms of accep¬tance to grad school and the like?But the beneficiaries of this gestureof good will are at best ambivalentabout it, and most probably would re¬ject it if they had the opportunity to.Rather than heighten the already un¬healthy (both emotionally and intellec¬tually) level of grade-anxiety, thosewho would reform the College shouldlook instead for ways of turning the at¬tention of students away from gradesand towards loftier and more substan¬tive goals of education. This task is amore difficult one than that of devisingnew grading systems, but is one per¬haps more worthy of the faculty’s ef¬forts.Robert ThompsonThird-year student in the College String of Pearls, the seventh annual U of C spring dance, took placeFriday in Ida Noyes. About 1000 students, faculty and, Chicagoansincluding noted columnist Ann Landers, attended the formal dance.The Salisbury Circle andThe Department of GeographypresentHAROLD MAYERDistinguished Professor of GeographyUniversity of Wisconsin - Milwaukee"The Great Lakes and theSt. Lawrence Seaway"3:00 P.M. • Friday, May 18Pick Lounge^ - Symphony No. 5a - Finlandia- Mars, Jupiter - “The Planets”FAROBAG COOPER, MUSIC DIRECtORSaturday, May 19 • 8:00 p.m.Mandel Hall • 57th & UniversityFREE ADMISSION • FUNDED BY SGFC Chicago Literary ReviewDEADLINE: MAY 23All entries for the 2nd AnnualShort Fiction Contest must be submittedby 5:00 p.m. in the CRL box, Room 303,Ida Noyes Hall.The CLRFEMINIST LITERARY SUPPLEMENTdeadline isTHIS WEDNESDAYMAY 16Poetry, fiction, article - all writingwhich reflects the experience ofwomen is welcome.All entries are due in the CLRbox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall by 5:00 p.m.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984—5 PHOTOBYKCMORRIS1W..CI Sale Oates: May 15-18 1I DANNON Y.E.S.I Y0GURT 779*I SMUCKERS1 GRAPEI JELLY $119 I1 32 oz. 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HARPER AVENUE • 288 2233Hours: MON FRI 8:30 AM • 6 PM; SAT. 10 AM • 5 PMOPENS JUNE 1st AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE.As boys, they made a pact to share their fortunes, their loves, their lives.As men, they shared a dream to rise from poverty to powerForging an empire built on greed, violence and betrayal, their dreamwould end as a mystery that refused to die.ARNON MILCHAN Presents A SERGIO LEONE F.lmStarring ROBERT De NIRO "ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA'Aisosurnn* JAAttS W000S ELIZABETH McGOVERN JOE PESOBURT YOUNG « ** TUESDAY WELD a* TREAT WILLIAMS * ww•r. Cm UMO MOTION m.►«*. Q.AU0IG MMOH * SERGIO lEOK.IFWMOC 8UMHJTI PIERO De BEENRKX) MLCKQ1I IRMICOARCAUI FRANCO IERRIMpieced b. ARNON MILCHAN Med t, SERGIO LEONEA LADD COMPANY PE LEASE6—The Chicago Maroon- Tuesday. May 15, 1984 Ltd.NEWS yVs/jyYS*'.Sex bias laws consideredMinoritiescontinued from page onerienced a net decline in undergraduateblack enrollment of nearly 20 percentsince 1976.Philips, armed with a slick new bro¬chure (“The Black Experience”), anaggressive recruitment strategy andwhat he calls an improved relationshipbetween the offices of Admission andCollege Aid, hopes to change all that.“A black student who has a chance ofbeing admitted here has the option togo just about anyplace,” Philips said.“That’s a given. He has a set of op¬tions, and Chicago is one of them.”“Students who have come here andhave had to get through have foundthat financial assistance has not beenas good here as what they’ve gottenelsewhere. I have no argument forthat. At other institutions money hasbeen set aside. In the past, yes, maybewe lost some students because of costwho really wanted to come and who re¬ally could do it here,” he said.“The affirmative action program atthe U of C is very weak,” says TedManley, co-chairman of the Universi¬ty’s Black Graduate Forum. “Yes, itgives everyone an equal shot at admis¬sion, but it does not specifically go outand get black, hispanic and other mi¬nority students. It’s essentially a free-market type of system.”“It’s appalling to me to look at thefigures at the U of C, a university that is in the black belt,” he said. “Of the 60or 65 blacks who were admitted lastyear, 25 matriculated. Many of thosewho did come will never be taught by ablack professor.”What is black? The answer is not assimple as it may seem. Black is not theabsence of light, but the absorption ofall light rays, visible and invisible. In asense, then, black contains all colors. Ifyou look closely, and go beyond yourinitial perception, the colors will seemto unfold...The opening lines of Philips’ new bro¬chure typify one aspect of the approachhe has taken in attempting to counterexisting problems. “Without flashymaterials, attention grabbers, perks,”he said “the information never getsout.”The brochure goes on to quote cur¬rent black students and faculty, imple¬menting Philips’ “hardball” approachto recruitment. He explains: “What wewant to say is, ‘Listen. Here are thevery definite advantages of coming tothe U of C as opposed to other institu¬tions. We want to talk specificallyabout you as a student, with an eye towhat you want to achieve.’ ”This is the first in a two-part serieson affirmative action at the Universityof Chicago. A second article, which willappear next Tuesday, will focus on spe¬cific recruitment efforts of the Office ofAdmissions, how affirmative actionhere compares to programs at otherschools, and the prospect for improve¬ment of the University’s minorityratio. Congressional hearings are now un¬derway on major legislation that wouldsafeguard enforcement provisions ofseveral civil rights laws now threat¬ened by a recent US Supreme Court de¬cision.The Civil Rights Act of 1984 (HR 5490,S 2568) was introduced April 12 to re¬store wide coverage to antidiscrimina¬tion laws after a Feb. 28 US SupremeCourt decision severely limiting thereach of federal rules barring sex dis¬crimination on college campuses re¬ceiving federal aid (Grove City Collegev. Bell).Rejecting earlier broad interpreta¬tions of the law by past administra¬tions, the Court held that Title IX of the1972 Education Amendments does notapply campus-wide at an institution re¬ceiving US funds, but only to the activi¬ty directly benefitting from the aid.The new bill is designed to under¬score Congress’s intent that the rights’law cover the entire institution receiv¬ing federal funds.By Hilary TillAn attempted rape occurred behindthe law school April 26. The assailant isstill at large.According to David O’Leary, direc¬tor of security,.the incident occurred asfollows. At about 3:30 p.m., two femaleBurton-Judson residents were sunbath¬ing near the law school parking lot. Ablack teenage youth came up to themand “engaged in normal conversation”with them. He then pinned one of them.The college student protested, and theBurglarycontinued from page oneseen people I know walk by my win¬dow, Miller said. Leo Kocer. residenthead of Hitchcock Hall, said that thereis a $50 fine for any Hitchcock residentcaught travelling on the fire escapes.At about 1 a.m., Miller's roommate.Minwoon Yang, stepped out of theroom for about five minutes to do hislaundry. Meanwhile with the light inthe room still on, Miller tried to fallasleep. The semi-awake Miller heard awindow in his room opening and justthought it was his roommate gettingsome air. It wasn’t; it was a heavy-set,6-foot tall black youth, according toYang, removing the window’s screenfrom the outside. The prowler placedthe screen on the fire escape andclimbed into the room.Within a minute of the intruder’sentry, Yang came back to the room tofind a stranger leaning over his room¬mate’s desk. “What are you doing The legislation also proposes parallelstrengthening of other civil rights lawsin light of the Grove City decision, in¬cluding Title VI of the 1964 Civil RightsAct, prohibiting discrimination basedon race, color, or national origin in allfederally aided programs or activities;Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of1973, barring discrimination againstthe handicapped in federally-relatedactivities; and the Age DiscriminationAct of 1975, prohibiting age-based dis¬crimination in programs receiving fed¬eral funds.Authors of the bill in the House in¬clude the chairmen of two subcommit¬tees with jurisdiction over the mea¬sure: Rep. Paul Simon (D-Ill ), whoheads the Subcommittee on Postsecon¬dary Education; and Rep. Don Ed¬wards (D-Calif.), chairman of the Sub¬committee on Civil and ConstitutionalRights.Further hearings are scheduled forMay 15, 16, 17, and 22.young assailant escaped by bicycle(probably to south of 63rd st.)The student next contacted campussecurity on a nearby white securityphone. Chicago police classified the in¬cident as an “attempted rape,”O’Leary said.* * *In other security-related news, a fireoccurred at 63rd and Woodlawn atabout 10 a m. yesterday. As of yester¬day afternoon, O’Leary said that secu¬rity had “no details on that.”here?” Yang said he asked the in¬truder. ‘I’m not doing anything,” theprowler allegedly responded. Theprowler appeared just as startled byYang’s entrance as Yang was by theprowler’s visit, according to Miller,who became fully awake at this point.Yang then ran up to the third floor touse an emergency phone. According toMiller, the burglar ran out of the roomwith Miller’s watch right after Yangleft. The burglar left through the door,rather than through the window.The emergency phone did not work,so Yang ran outside the dorm to use thewhite phone in the Hitchcock-Snellquad. As the security dispatcher askedYang about the incident, Yang saw theburglar running around the Hitchcock-Snell quad looking for a way to get out.Yang last saw the prowler runningtowards Ryerson and Eckhart Halls.Campus security arrived at the scenewithin five minutes of Yang’s call.O’Leary said that the intruder ranout into the main quad and was notcaught.The Office of College Admissions has recently published this pamphletas part of increased minority recruitment. Would-be rapist foiledfEATUREStudy shows hormone levels linked to suiddeResearchers at the University ofChicago Medical Center say bloodlevels of a hormone that helps toregulate body chemistry could beused as an indicator of a tendencytoward violent suicide in somepsychiatric patients.The researchers’ conclusions arebased on a study of levels of thehormone cortisol in blood samplestaken from 48 hospitalized patientsafflicted with either depression ormania, as well as 15 normal controls.The study, conducted in conjunctionwith the Illinois State PsychiatricInstitute, appeared in the April editionof the Archives of GeneralPsychiatry, published by theAmerican Medical Association.All of the study subjects had beengiven a small dose of a substancecalled 5-hydroxytryptophan (5-HTP),an amino acid that the body convertsinto a neurotransmitter calledserotonin.Serotonin, which is produced by thebrain, is believed to help regulate anumber of body functions, includingsleep, appetite, moods, and sexualactivity. Scientists have longsuspected a link between a deficiency in serotonin and both depression andmania, although the exact nature ofthe relationsip remains under study.The researchers looked at levels ofcortisol, which is produced by theadrenal glands in response toincreased serotonin activity, as anindirect way of assessing a deficiencyof serotonin in depressed patients,said Dr. Herbert Meltzer, professor inthe Department of Psychiatry andhead of the study.In patients with a serotonindeficiency, Meltzer and hisco-workers believe, the body attemptsto compensate for the shortage byproducing additional serotoninreceptors — those parts of the brainthat react with the neurotransmitter.Because ot this "supersensitivity,”Meltzer said, there is a great deal ofactivity at the receptor sites whensuch patients are given the 5-HTP,which is made into serotonin. The endresult is a jump in cortisol levels.After receiving the 5-HTP. thenormal subjects studied by theChicago researchers showed only aminimal increase in their bloodcortisol levels whereas about half thedepressed and manic patients showed a significant increase, Meltzer said.In addition, he said, the degree ofthe increase was related to theseverity of the depression or mania.“The serum cortisol response wasgreater in a group of four depressedand three manic patients who madesuicide attempts than in 33 patientswho were not suicidal or who only hadsuicidal thoughts,” Meltzer said.“The correlation would indicate thatelevated serum cortisol levels in suchpatients could be an indication for apossible suicide attempt,” he said. “Ifwe observe a markedly elevatedcortisol response, we believe oneshould be particularly alert to the riskof suicide in such a patient.”In fact, Meltzer said, the patientwho had the highest serum cortisolresponse after receiving the 5-HTPdid eventually commit suicide,although it appeared previously thatshe had responded to psychiatrictreatment.Meltzer, president-elect of theAmerican College ofNeuropsychopharmacologists, said hiswork gives researchers a good clue tosome of the intricate chemicalmechanisms apparently at work in people with a history of violence.“Patients with a history of violenceeither against others or themselvesmay have the same deficiency inserotonin,” he said. “We know thatincreased levels of serotonin have anantiaggressive effect on behavior, andviolent suicide, after all, is aggressionturned inward.”Earlier studies showed increasedlevels of cortisol and low levels ofserotonin in the spinal fluid of suicidalpatients, but looking for this biologicalmarket in blood samples is a mucheasier procedure. Meltzer said.Meltzer cautioned, however, that hisstudy has not yielded a simple bloodtest for suicide, noting that not everydepressed patient had an elevatedcortisol response and not all weresuicidal.“But our work looks promising, aswe try to understand more about thebiological basis for certain types ofbehavior,” he said. “Our study resultsfit in with and help to bring togetherthe work various researchers havedone in linking low serotonin andelevated cortisol levels to violentsuicide and aggression in general.”Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15. 1984—7TheThe Fine Arts Research&Holographic CenterSpecial Course in• Holography• Interferometry• Basic Stress AnalysiswithHans Bjelkhagen, PhdEight Week Coursebegins May 22Special Arrangements forFirst Two LecturesFor Class InformationCall.(312) 226-1007RUMMAGE SALESATURDAY, MAY 199 a.m. - 4 p.m.Clothes - BooksAppliancesToys - Balloons - FoodCorner 53rd and SouthShore DriveProceeds will help supportThe Parent Cooperative for EarlyLearning Day Care Center, Inc.Donations Accepted684-6363Rain Date May 20CHINESE-AMIRICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 11 A.-8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062STANLEY H. 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SEATING WILL BE LIMITED TO THEATER CAPACITY,FLY ICELANDAIR, YOUR BEST VALUE TO EUROPE.CONSULT YOUR TRAVEL AGENT FOR OUR LOW FARES FROMNEW YORK, CHICAGO, DETROIT AND BALTIMORE/WASHINGTONCONTEST DETAILS AVAILABLE AT THE THEATER8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984SPORTSOff the IM Wire — Tight Residence socim racesIn the last week of soccer many teams are still jos¬tling for playoff spots. As of the writing of this col¬umn Linn, Hitchcock, Shorey, and Blackstone werestill undefeated in the undergraduate men’s Mon-day-Wednesday league. In a pair of rescheduledgames on Wednesday, Hitchcock is slated to meetShorey with a Linn-Blackstone game following. Withthe playoff spots on the line the games promise to beintense matchups.In the Tuesday-Thursday league it appears to beBishop and Dewey, though Dudley and Henderson Amay have a chance in games this week.The Korean Undergraduates have, along with ArkRoyal, clinched a playoff spot in theMonday-Wednesday league of the undergraduate in¬dependent division. In last week’s column it was list¬ed that the Koreans lost to Hit and Run by a 5-1score; in fact, the Koreans defeated Hit and Run,5-1.Scrubbing Bubbles and NOM II in the women’sMonday-Wednesday league, have clinched playoffspots.The fate of the rest of the other divisions relies pri¬marily on games throughout the past weekend.These will be reported as soon as the results areavailable. The playoff schedule, though, is postedoutside the IM office on the second floor of Ida Noyeseven though all of the specific pairings have yet to bedecided. Playoff action begins this Saturday andends on Friday with the All-University games.* * * * *With this being the last week of regular seasonsoccer play and a number of the leagues still hotlycontested for playoff spots, it might be helpful to re¬peat the playoff criteria here.The top two teams from each soccer league will bechosen for the playoffs, with two additional teamspicked from the undergraduate residence divisiondue to the large number of teams in each separateleague. The determination of the top teams willoccur (in order of importance) like this: 1) won-lossrecord, 2) head-to-head competition, 3) goals givenup in head-to-head play, 4) total goals given up, 5)coin toss.* * * * *Already a dispute has occurred with the playoff IM ScoreboardMen’s SoccerHale 3, Henderson B 1Bishop (by forfeit) over Upper FlintHenderson A 5, Tufts 4Breckinridge 5, Dodd/Mead 4Lower Rickert 3, Fallers 0Chamberlin 5, Fallers 1Compton 7, Breckinridge 1Upper Rickert 8, Hale 1Ark Royal 3, FIJI 2Mildred 3, Psi-U 2Voodoo Chile 8, Dinkleberries 3Korean Undergraduates 5, Hit and Run 1Diana 4, Roberto’s 2I-House 7, Philosophy 4Panda 5, Chemical Biological Warfare 0Zamba Pati 5, Chem. Bio. 1Basilan FC 4,1-House 3Women’s SoccerDodd/Salisbury 10, Tufts 1Hale 6, Shorey 0Lower Flint 6, Breckinridge 0Upper Wallace (by forfeit) over ThompsonDewey 5, Snell 0Scrubbing Bubbles 6, NOM II 3Crown Rats III, (by forfeit) over Delta SigmaMen’s SoftballOne More Time 9, Jumper Cables 4Bovver Boys 17, Stats Rats 8Henderson (by forfeit) over Lower RickertFujita's Front 4, Mudsharks 3Chamberlin 14, Thompson 4Thompson 23, Fallers 22Fujia’s Front 7, Metal Shear 3Dodd/Mead 9, Tufts House 5Coed SoftballBusiness School NPL 12, Team America 2Fukita’s Flunky’s 21, Hiliel 6Coed UltimateShorey (by forfeit) over Hale formula. In the Thursday-Saturday league of thegraduate men’s division, Zamba Pati has alreadylocked up one playoff spot with a record of 4-0 andvictories over its nearest competitors in the league,Basilean FC and Panda. By the rules apparently Ba-silean FS will receive the second playoff spot by vir¬tue of thei 4-3 shootout victory over I-House Satur¬day, even though both Basilean FC and Panda haveidentical 3-1 records. Since the teams have not metthis year the playoff criterion is total goals allowed.Basilean FC has been scored upon five times toPanda’s eight, Basilean FC, however, won a gameagainst Philosophy by forfeit, and Panda pasted Phi¬losophy 14-3 in its opening game. The logic of those inPanda is quite obvious; it is very difficult to bescored upon in a forfeit. Beyond just the rules,though, Basilean FC’s case might be that it has alsoplayed in two shootouts which add a deceptiveamount of goals to the final score. Panda has playedin only one. Panda’s appeal to the IM office proposesa game between their team and Basilean FC beforethe playoffs. Let’s hope under any cost it doesn’tcome down to a coin toss.Basilean defeated I-House when Spud Horvathconverted a penalty kick in the second round of thepenalty-kick shootout which follows all IM socimgames tied at the end of regulation. I-House hadtaken a 3-2 lead at halftime and neither team mount¬ed any serious threats for most of the second half.Basilean was awarded a penalty kick, though, with30 seconds remaining in the game when an I-Houseplayer was called for a hand-ball in the area. Theymade the kick to send the game into the tiebreakingshootout.*****This wreek as well concludes the regular season forsoftball. Again, in the ladder tournament format, thetop two teams qualify. A minimum of three gamesmust be played to be eligible, with the exception ofthe team which began at the top spot.Several key games were reported. In the men’s di¬vision. One More Time defeated Jumper Cables, 9-4.to defend their first place standing. Likewise.Bovver Boys destroyed Stats Rats to remain on topin another league.Shong ChowEYEWITNESS:JEWS IN THE U.S.S.RTODAYPROFESSOR ANATOLY LIBGOBER,FORMER REFUSENIK ANDPROFESSOR AT UIC, AND STUDENTSREUBEN GAMERON, BUSINESSSCHOOL, AND ROBERT DAHN,SLAVIC STUDIES, DISCUSS THEIROWN RECENT EXPERIENCES IN THESOVIET UNION, SHOW PICTURESAND ANSWER QUESTIONS.Wednesday, May 16 • 7:30 p.m.at Hiliel House, 5715 S. WoodlawnBAT* ‘iffilReform& Progressive Judaismat the University of ChicagoCHICAGO REVIEW & ZABEL LECTURE COMMITTEEpresenta poetry reading byFRANK BIDARTauthor Of GOLDEN STATEBOOK OF THE BODYTHE SACRIFICEThursday, May 17 - 5:00 p.m.1st Floor Reynolds Club Theater57th & University OPEN HOUSE FORUNDERGRADUATESTUDENTS TO VIEWNEW COLLEGE HOUSINGAn Apartment/Residence Hall,1215 E. Hyde Park BoulevardWednesday, May 164 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.University furnished apartments with kitchen,bath, living room, and bedroomA great place at a good price!Broadview Hall,5540 S. Hyde Park BoulevardWednesday, May 164:30 p.m. to 6 p.m.A floor of furnished single rooms with privatebath for undergraduates in a graduate hall.Community kitchen facilities availableThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984 —9New York Town (Charles Vidor, 1941)Vidor, perhaps best known for realiz¬ing the cinematic eroticism inherent inthe face and form of Rita Hayworth inGilda and Cover Girl, here turns histalents to the more wholesome charmsof Mary Martin and Fred MacMin this romantic comedy,sidewalk photographer inApple, and Mary is the homelesstown gal he befriends. Guess theing. Tues., May 15 at 7:15 p.m. DOCf—DOC Films guideThe Father (Istvan Szabo, 1967) IstvSzabo considers both the spiritual im¬portance of heritage and yet the equalneed to establish one’s own indepen¬dence. This second feature won theHungarian Film Critics’ Award andshared the Grand Prix at the MoscowFilm Festival. A boy loses his father atthe end of the war. As he grows older,and social conditions change, so in hismind the figure of his father grows tooand changes. He sees his father as ahero of the resistance and as the exem¬plar for his own life. Finally, at man¬hood, he is faced with the realizationthat he must forge his own identity.Only then, he ceases to rely on an ideal¬ization and comes to understand theauthentic personality of his father. Wed., May 16 at 8 p.m. DOC. $2. -DOCFilms guide.The Apartment (Billy Wilder, 1960)Psycho and The Apartment came outin the same year. The former is come¬dy disguised as horror; the latter is*~~rror disguised as comedy. Jackmmon is an enterpising clerk who,an effort to get to the top ijuickly,lends his apartment key to executivesIn the firm so they can carry on extra¬marital affairs. (We see a side of thebusiness undisclosed in Do¬ty.) Shirley MadUaine is aishly believes that a phi-will divorce his wifeBig business turns sex intoe horror is that we canso funny. But we doperformances by theentire cast. Only Lemmon could strainspaghetti through a tennis racket withsuch panache. Even MacMurray is ex¬cellent. (He was deluged with lettersfrom protesting fans who preferred hiswork with Disney playing lovablegeeks. He never strayed from Flubberagain.) Wilder demonstrates for theumpteenth time that people love wittyvulgarity (or vulgar wit, it’s hard tosay). Wed., May 16 at 8:30 p.m. LSF.find this— thanks $2. —SMKnock On Any Door (Nicholas Ray,1949) Humphrey Bogart defends slumboy John Derek (Bo’s husband) on acharge of murder. Ray examines thesocial causes of delinquency in this the¬matic predecessor to Rebel Without aCause. What Ray does to elevate thisfilm from the rather tawdry sociallyconscious level of the script is tochange the relationship between thetwo protagonists to one of moral equal¬ity. It is only through a presentation ofthe boy’s predicament that we are ableto understand the burden of Bogart’ssituation. Too, Knock On Any Door con¬tains what has been described as “themost final last shot in the history of thecinema.” Thurs., May 17 at 7:15 p.m.DOC. $2. —DOC Films guidePotemkin (Sergei Eisenstein, 1925) In1905 a mutiny occurred on the Russianbattleship Potemkin. Within the fort ofOdessa, the masses applaud the resultuntil the Tsar’s troops arrive to quellthe disorder, gunning down the inno¬cent victims on the Odessa Steps. Thissequence on the Odessa Steps is oftenconsidered one of the best examples ofmontage filming ever achieved. Votedone of the 10 best films of all time —1932 Poll of International Film Critics, Sight and Sound. Thurs., May 17 at 7:30and 9:30 p.m. International House. $2-BTThe Magnificent Seven (John Sturges,1960) It’s no secret that Akira Kuro¬sawa was enormously influenced byAmerican Westerns. This film is the ul¬timate payback. Hollywood transposedThe Seven Samurai to a Mexican vil¬lage that seven Yankees defendagainst the plunderings of bandits. Thewestern does not have the rich detail ofthe ronin epic, but it does have theMarlboro man theme. It also has somewell-drawn characters: James Coburnas the ice-colde knife expert and Rob¬ert Vaughan as a gun-fighter in fear oflosing his nerve. Eli Wallach is perfectas a Mexican badman. He is not com¬pletely wrong in expressing contemptfor farmers: “If God didn’t want themto be sheep, he wouldn’t have madethem sheep.” Still, there is no mistak¬ing who the good guys are. At onepoint, McQueen wants to abandon thecause. Brynner: “You’re forgettingone little thing, we took a contract.”McQueen: “Not the kind any courtwould enforce.” Brynner: “That’s justthe kind you’ve got to keep.” Thurs.,May 17 and Sun., Mav 20 at 8:30 p.m.LSF. $2. —SMCALENDARTUESDAYHillel: Jewish Choir at Spertus College, 6:30pm.Midrash Class, 8pm. Israeli Dance at Ida Noyes,8pm.Calvert House: Investigation into CatholicismMARRS: Meeting, 7:30pm, Ida NoyesCommittee on Arms Control & Disarmament: meet7pm, Ida Noyes.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Migration toAleppo in the 17 and 18 Centuries and the Problemof Doing Population History in the Ottoman Em¬pire. Pick 218, 3:30pm.Center for Far Eastern Studies: The Meaning ofthe Past in Teaching Traditional Medicine in Con¬temporary China. 3:30-5pm. JRL 522.Genetics: In Vivo and Vitro Genetic Modificationof Photorespiration, 2:30pm, CLSC 101. Refresh¬ments, 3:45pm, CLSC 151.Microbiology Dept: The RAS Oncogene Family,4pm, CLSC. Coffee served prior, CLSC 850.WEDNESDAYPathfinders Toastmasters Club: 7:30, Rm 110,Cobb Hall. Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communionfollowed by breakfast, 8am. Carillon recital, towertours, 12 noon.Crossroads: English Classes, 2pm. Social Hour,3:30pm.Overeaters Anonymous: 5:30pm. UC HospitalJ135.English and Scottish Country Dance, 8pm, INH.Women’s Union Meeting, 6:30pm, Ida NoyesPro-Life Association, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes 3rd FI.Bridge Club: 7pm, Ida Noyes Library.Badminton Club: 7:30pm, Ida Noyes.Microbiology Department: The Lesch-Nyhan Dis¬ease-Mutations and Potential for Gene Theapy,CLSC 101. Refreshments prior to in CLSC 850.THURSDAYCAUSE: 7:30pm, Ida NoyesCenter for The Study in Industrial Societies: Eco¬nomic Policies and Political Transition in Spain,1970-1980: Two Faces of Neo-Corporatism, 12pm,Wilder House.Hillel: Advanced Talmuc Class, 5:30pm.Textbook DepartmentUniversity of Chicago Bookstore970 E. 58th St.962-7122Textbook Orders forSummer & AutumnQuarters.If you are teaching nexttwo quarters, please send usyour order ASAP. 962-7112 The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorCliff GrammichEditor-electJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews Editor Sondra KruegerFeatures EditorFrank LubySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal Editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorChris ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Tim Goodell DonHaslam, Edward Hernstadt, Keith Horvath, Victor King, John Kotz, Michael Kotze, CathyLeTourneau, L. D. Lurvey, Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane, Nathan Schoppa, Geoff SherryEllyn Streed, Bob Travis, Donna Tritter.Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!1022 E.-Hyde Park Boulevard"3 rooms, heat, stove,refrigerator and hotwater, furnished.$330.00 month. —5100 Cornett—Studio apis $290.00month1 bedroom apts $370.00monthStove, refrigerator, heat,hot water, cooking gasand electric included.1026 E.—Hyde Park Boulevard-4 rooms, heat, hotwater, stove, andrefrigerator, furnished$400.00 month.5120 S. Harper-2.5 room3.5 room$275.00 month$360.00 monthStove, refrigerator,heat and hotwater, furnished.The Sack Realty Company, Inc.1459 east hyde park boulevardChicago, illinois 60615 • 684-890010—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984SPACEStudios, one, two & 3 Bedrms some Lake viewsHeat included. Laundry facilities. Parkingavailable. 5% Student Discounts. HerbertRealty. 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon Fri.Arrange as 2 or 3 Bdrm, 56th & Kimbark, Sun¬ny, Washer, Dryer, Dishwasher, Oak Firs,Priced To Sell, $56,000. Call 876-3512 or 947-9432.SUMMER SUBLET-non smoking, 3BR (1BRfall opt) furnished, 54th & Ellis, laundry, cat,clean, sunny, price negotiable, call 947-9723eve.ELEGANT2 BEDROOM CONDOLarge rooms with lots of Windows 8, Sunporch,Exposed wood, Modern Kitchen, Washer &Dryer, Secure parking, 52nd 8. Greenwd,Avail. July $62,500. Phone Tom 962-7292 (D)643-3011 (E)COOP FOR SALE BY OWNER57th & Blackstone Large 3BR 2bath 1st FI Eat-in kitchen Lovely, Safe for kids, back yard.Ray Sc Near 1C, University Shopping, 72,500.752 2554.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark 7 rm-4 br/nrShop Trans/Cpt (Heat, Hot water) quiet $550.752-5146.WANTED: Female to sublet one bdrm inspacious North Side apt. 6/10-8/31. One blockfrom "L" good nbrhood; $200/mo. Call 281-8629eves.3BR apt NR CAMPUS June occup 3fl quietsecure New Bath8<Kitch 538>Woodln $630 inclheat 386 6956.Rent w/option to buy or summer sublet w/op-tion to rent: Sunny 3 bedroom, 2 bath apart¬ment in 6-flat. Backporch, front porch, parkingspace, hardwood floors. 2 blocks from CTA, 1C,Co op and lake. Located on Mini-bus C route.Open June 1. Call days Stephanie (861-2383)nights, Guy (248-8179) or Teri/Peter (667-1138)Sunny, Well Furnished One Bedroom Apart¬ment on 53rd and Hyde Park to rent. June 1stfor summer or longer. Available from May19th $450 per month Phone 324-7611 or 962-9583.Apartment for summer sublet with fall option.One or two bedrooms, clean, sunny laundry inbuilding. Near lake, transportation, shoppingCall 324 4644, ask for Leslie or Heidi.4 BR condo in owner-occupied E Hyde Parksix-flat 1 blk fr lake seeks considerate tenant/suntil Sept '85 w/option beyond Furn or unfurn.Avail as soon as 6/1. 9/1 latest. Wood burningfirepl. Piano. $800 inc heat 684-0705Summer Sublet-furn apt. in great location byField House. Call Laurel 947-0036 Safe 8. sunny.Attractive 1 bedroom condo for rent 5425 S.Dorchester. Available end of June. Separateliving room and dining room. Dishwasher.Carpet, call Miller 752 4559 or 962-9336.SUMMER SUBLET-2 needed for quiet, securecondo56th 8> Kimbark $160 neg call 947-8672.SUNNY, QUIET, LARGE, STUDIO avail 7/15442 Harper, pis. leave name 8. phone # 493-9788Responsible grad stud. pref.SUBLET with option to renew. Sunny bdrm u<a LARGE 3 bdrm apt. Large living room, din¬ing room and kitchen. TWO porches! Everettbtwn 55th & 56th, $175 June 1st or 15th, throughOct 1st. Call Monica. 955-8560.FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED. 2-br apt.modern, a/c safe, w/lake view, near campus.$225/mo (neg) non-smokers only, call 324 3917(Morn best).SUMMER SUBLET 51st 8. Hyde Park, 1 Blkfrom 1C, Fully Furnished, 5 bdrms, 140/rm/moCall 288-2027.Sublet for Summer Quarter 3BR Screen PorchFurnished 1st Floor Near UofC FencedBackyard $450 negot 241-7495.Furnished house for rent in Flossmoor, easy 30min commute on 1C, 3 Bdrms, 2'/? Ba, FamilyRm, bkfst Rm, frplce, garage, veg garden,backyard playhouse for children, excellentschls; 1 yr lease from Aug 1, $800/mo + util;credit check and refs required; Dr. M.W.Makinen962 1080 (days); 957-1484 (eves).FOUR BEDROOMS 2 baths for $725. Heat incl.option to buy. TWO BEDROOMS $450 684 5030before 9am or eves, both apts. avail June 1.One room in 3-bdrm. apt. $159/mo summersublet avail. 6/11. 51st 8. University, privatebath, spacious, on bus routes, call Cory Degues684 0383.SUBLET PROF'S HOUSE THIS SUMMER -E legant home in estate area of Kenwood/HydePark, 8 BR's, 5'/2 baths, 6 fplcs, Idry, incl wklymaid & handyman. Garage avail. Refs reqd.Avail 6/15 9/15. $250/mo/person. Call Tom 624-5530.STUDIO and ONE bedroom apts. nowavailable 52nd & Woodlawn. $220 $295. 684 5030bef 9am, eve.Lg. 1 bdrm apt avail June Sept Furn., hdwd firshwr-bth, laundry in bsmt. Rent negotiable54th 8. Cornell. Call Leslie. 493 2574.LARGE, SUNNY 1BR Nicely renovated;modern kitchen 8i bath. Safe, convenient loca¬tion. 5843 Blackstone. Summer sublet with talioption. $395. 947 9496. CLASSIFIEDSHOUSE Summer Sublet: 4 bedroom, 2 baths.Air condition, washer/dryer, dishwasher, nearUofC. Price Negotiable 947-9035 947-9412.June - mid September 3 bdrm apt overlookingJackson Park and Museum, furnished.Playground, garage 752-7022 PM/eves.FURNISHED SUMMER SUBLET Sunny,spacious 1 BR APT Walk to campus, coop 8.train $330mo mid-June-mid/3nd Sept callRoger D853 3662 E955 3358.56th 8. Dorchester Large Bdrm in a SpaciousBright & Secure 3 Bdrm Apt available midJune to share with 1M 8. IF. Large front & backporches, laundry in bldg, and close to campus,amenities and transportation. Call 288-1991.SUMMER SUBLET-3 Bd rms, 3 blks fromcampus, porch, laundry in bldg, June 1 - Aug31, $440 or besf reasonable offer. 947 9804 eves.QUIET GRAD studenf wanted for nice, sunny3-person aparfment near Co-op and I.C. $185 &utilities, available June 15.667-2273.SUMMER SUBLET 2 bdrms in 4 bdrm apt.$180 and $150 57 and Drexel Call Joan 753-3444.SUMMER SUBLET: 3 BRs/2 BAs—avail 6/29/15—Kimbark 8< 53rd, $500/mo (negotiable)947 9083SUMME R SUBLET - 2 bdrm nr 58th 8. Drexel.Big Kitchen and dining room, bright southernlight, back porch and yard. $475 monthly, Julyand August. 363-4534.4 Room co-op apt. for sale. Walk to Campus.$14,900. Negotiable. 536-3881.SUMMER SUBLET big 1 br share with 2others apt nr lake fmle only price negotiable667-7551.LAKE FRONT SUBLETTwo rooms available at 50th and LakeshoreDrive 22nd floor call 493-0052 late evenings only$166 or less.SPACE WANTEDCouple with school age daughter need 2bd aptnorth of the Midway and near Billings Hosp forJuly 1 or later. 491-1892.Two neat, reliable and capable male collegestudents are looking to housesit this summer.Call 753-2240: Kevin (rm. 1909x) or Phil (rm.1915x) Leave message.FOR SALESIMMONS FULL SIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt, 8i box. Brandnew, still wrapped. Value $325 for $95. Freeframe & delivery. 883-8881.Dark green lounge chair, brown velvet sofa,end table, white kitchen table, Good condition.Best otter. Call eves. 288-7063.FILE CABINET 4-drawer black metal looksnice Call Jim 324 2751 $70/best offer. Must sell.Divinity School Booksale. Large discount onnew and used books in religion, history,philosophy, literature, education, etc. Thurs.May 17 and Fri. May 18, 9:00-3:30. Many books*/2 price on Friday. Swift Hall Commons Room,1025 E . 58th Street.1978 Honda Civic 43,000 certified miles, hat¬chback, stick, almost new tires, am/fmcassette radio. $1,800.493-9122.50 FAMILY FLEA MARKET! BargainsGalore! May 19, 10-5. 5650 S. Woodlawn(Church at 57th) Benefit Hyde Park PreschoolCenter.APARTMENT SALE; SAT/SUN MAY 19 20,10AM 4PM, tables, couches, desks, dressers,bed, etc. ALL MUST GO! 5308 S. Hyde Park#1F 324 3454AGFA FILM SALE3 rolls Agfachrome 200 reg $25.00 spec $14.95MODEL CAMERA 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700PONTIAC CATALINA-72EXCELLENT WORKING CONDITIONTakes regular gas, includes snow tires, 2doorperforms superbly in worst Chicago weatherRecently invested $400 to maintain top performance, must sell-moving to New York City.Matt 753-1711 rm 300 or 753 2053 rm 300. Only$899.PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.Student wanted about 10 hours per week forlighf housekeeping. Faculty family, com¬petitive wages, flexible hours, campus loca¬tion. 241-6766.STUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office opera-fions and banking. Apply in person or callDavid at 324 1890.Student wanted by faculty family to babysit oc¬casional afternoons or evenings Campus loca¬tion 241-6766.Food Caterer needs people to help set up andserve at parties. 363-2844.WANTED! People with access to IBM PC s orPC compatibles to do tape transcription athome on contract basis 12 25hrs/wk. STEADYWORK Begin after June 14. Contact David at241 5214.University Professor needs reliahle person fororganizing, moving and filing of books andpapers. Ten hours per week. 753-2347. PROGRAM COORDINATOR to coordinatetutoring and recreation programs. Advancedhuman service degree or 3 years experience inyouth program and volunteer management.Salary $13,000-$15,000. Resume to BlueGargoyle Youth Service Center, 5655 S. Unver-sity, Chicago, 60637.'HALF TIME RESOURCE DEVELOPER tocoordinate corporate fund raising campaignand assist with other fund raising events. B.A.degree with proposal writing skills and publicrelations experience. Salary $7000-$9000.Resume to Blue Gargoyle Youth Center, 5655 S.University, Chicago, 60637.Visual and educational therapy assistant Im¬mediate part time openings and full time sum¬mer positions available. Apply in person HydePark Bank Building. 1525 E 53rd Suite 1003.BIG BUCKSfor college graduation tickets. Call 288-0860SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE Word Processor/Typist/Editor: using the’ IBM Display writer system.363 0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM WordProcessor-Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand studenfs from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables - AM Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667-8657.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep-Loop 8.Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341-3660.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594-2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 684-6882TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Dratts. 924-1152.Phoenix School, an exciting elementary schoolalternative in Hyde Park, announces fall '84openings for children. For info 955-2775.HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES can offer you a wide range ofhelp for adults, children, adolescents, familiesand couples. For a brochure or an appointmentcall 288 2244.CARPENTRY and REMODELING Call David684 2286.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumespapers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.M&C AUTO BODY PAINTany insurance work from estimate you bring40% DISCOUNT, MECHANICAL &TRANSMISSION tune-up, brake, muffler com¬plete job. 7050 S. Stony Island, 7:30am-6pm.493-8020-01.CUSTOM BOOKCASES—Designed and built toorder to add attractive efficiency to hallways,closets, studies. 684 2286.SCENESWR ITERS'WORKSHOP Plaza 2 8377.Tomorrow Wed, 16th at 8:00pm in Ida NoyesLibrary, a lecture entitled "The 1944 WarsawUprising: History and Remembrance" will bepresented by Prof. Peter Dembowski, who tookpart in the Uprising. Refreshments will beserved at the reception following the lecture.All are cordially invited to attendMeeting of Les Beaux Parleurs: to discussfutureplans Thur, May 17, 8:00pm, Ida NoyesLOST AND FOUNDLost wire rim glasses in brown case. Any infoappreciated Tom 363 4450. THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun Thurs: 4pm-11:30pm, Fri-Sat: 4pm-12:30am.BEST BREAKFAST!-The Medici on 57th Street serves breakfast frp,7:30 to 11:30 every weekday. Hot-from-the-oven Croissants, Omelets, Waffles, Pancakes,Eggsetera - and our incredible coffee, ofcourse. Make vour breakfast a tasty one!!FESTIVAL OF NATIONSAn international celebration of nationsrepresenting over 20 countries with music,food, dance, films, etc. Sunday, May 20, 3pm9pm. General Adm. $2 in advance, $3 at thedoor. I House, 1414 E. 59th St.TYPISTOxford English Graduate & Experienced LegalSecretary offers to type and edit essays, termpapers, dissertations etc. Phone 324 7611.FEELING TENSE?...ANXIOUS?NERVOUS?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof medication preference. Participants willalso receive $60.00 in return for their participation in the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age. Involves only commonlyprescribed medications at therapeutic doses.Call 962-3560 for information or to volunteerMon-Fri, 10:30am-3:00om.ORIENTATIONAIDES 1984-85Remember how confused you were when youcame to the College? So put some of your vastknowledge and experience to good use.General Orientation Aide applications for the1984-85 academic year are available in Harper269. All applications are due May 25. Ques¬tions? Call 962 8614.ACHTUNGI GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S FIVE WEEK GERMAN COURSE & HIGH PASS THE SUMMERLANGUAGE EXAM! Classes meet M F,beginning June 18. Two sections: 10:30-12:30 &6-8pm. Readings include Kafka, Freud, Nietz-che, Buber & more! For further information,and to register, call: 667 3038.FICTION WRITINGNOVELIST ottering six week course Willrelease yr creative energy. Unique intensemethod. End of course public reading. Call:667 0673.GALA DANCERites of Spring, when a young person'sthoughts turn to...DANCING! Sat May 19 9amlam at 5540 S. Woodlawn. All Welcome! $3UCID others. Sponsored by SGFCGRADUATION TIXI would like to buy any extra graduation ticketsyou may have. Rather desperate Please callJay Araqones 241-7353.GRADUATE STUDENTS!Alleviate academic anxiety this summer byregistering for the Office of Continuing Education's "Reading French" course. In just sixweeks this non-credit course will prepare youfor the Graduate Foreign Language Exam inFrench —and another requirement will bitethe dust! Class schedule: Monday-Friday, 9 30A M.-12:00 noon, June 18 July 27. Cost $200Registration and to register, call ContinuingEducation at 962-1722.BLACKFRIARS!A meeting to elect new board members is being held on Wed. May 17 at 7:00pm in the 1stfloor Theater. Be there.WARSAW UPRISING 1944Tomorrow at 8:00pm in Ida Noyes Library (1stfl.) a lecture entitled "The 1944 Warsaw Upris¬ing: History and Remembrance" will bepresented by Prof. Peter Dembrowski, whotook part in the Uprising. All are invited Sponsored by PASU.PREGNANT?UNDECIDED?Consider all the options. Want to talk? CallJennifer—947 0667—any time.PASU OUTINGFound: Medium sized m. cat gray with darkstripes white collar near 1009 E 57th call 753-2233 rm 141.NOT FEELINGAS HOT AS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm-7am at 753 1777.LESBIAN? GAY?GALA holds a Discussion/Coffeehouse everyTues at 9pm at 5615 S. Woodlawn. Friends,food, conversation in unpressured setting. 962-9734.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here it you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777. By popular demand, the Polish American Stu¬dent Union is sponsoring a return trip to thePolish Museum of America, and to a Polishrestaurant for lunch on Sat May 10. We willmeet in the front of lobby of the Reg at 11amCome!KIDS: EARN CASH!If you are in grades 1 thru 7, you can earn $4/hrby being in fun study at U. of C Call 962 8846for info.WHY ANIMALS MATTER,a talk by Robert Moore, Ph D. candidate,Department of Philosophy, will be presentedWed., May 16, at 8 00pm, Ida Noyes Rm 217.All are invited. Sponsored by UC AnimalWelfare Group.COPYING&PRINTINGHi speed & quality Xerox Duplicators gearedto Student/Faculty needs Low Prices We refast. Quant Disct. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper288 2233.HYDE PARK ARTISANSFor special handicraft qifts visit Hvde ParkArtisans Gift Shop and Gallery at the Corner ofWoodlawn and 57 Thur to Sun trom 12 4The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 15, 1984—11SAO’s AnnualrLEfl MARKETSATURDAY, MAY 1910 a.m. - 4 p.m.Ida Noyes Hall Parking Lot(if rain, Ida Noyes Gym)Furnish your apartment, find that one of a kinddoo-dad... DANCE and GARDEN PARTYSaturday, May 19, 19849p.m.- 1a.m. 5540 S. Woodlawn$3 with UC1D; $4 otherss2/space - Only a limited number of spaces available.For space reservation, come to SAO, Room 210-Ida Noyes HailINTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF CHICAGOSUNDAY, MAY 20 • 3:00-9:00 P.M.Featuring:Dance, Music, Food, Films, Displays and More from over 20 Nations:Argentina Bahamas Belgium Canada China France GermanyIndonesia India Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Kenya Lebanon MexicoParaguay Philippines Spain Thailand Turkey USA-CaliforniaTickets available at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE$2.00 in advance • $3.00 at doorSponsored by International House in conjunction with its residents1414 E. 59th Street- FOR INFORMATION CALL -753-2274