The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 54 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 11,1984Strom finds dwarfism geneBy Michael ElliottUniversity of Chicago gene¬ticist Dr. Charles Strom hasfound a genetic defect believedto cause achondroplasia, themost common form of dwar¬fism.In a report he delivered May3rd to a meeting of the Societyfor Pediatric Research in SanFrancisco, Strom showed thata fourteen-month-old girl had adefect in her gene responsiblefor manufacturing the proteinType II collagen. Type II colla¬gen is one of five proteins thatmake up cartilage, the fibrousconnective tissue created be¬ fore bone during fetal develop¬ment. Infants afflicted withachondropolasia grow shortedlimbs, and often have bow-leges, arthritis, and spinal cur¬vature requiring surgical cor¬rection.The disease occurs approxi¬mately once in every 26,000births, usually as a spontane¬ous mutation at conception, al¬though 10% of the cases are in¬herited from parents (in whichcase the disease is invariablyfatal shortly after birth). Theexact nature of the genetic de¬fect was not known, however,when Strom, together with co-Grad policies changeBy Victor KingThe Council of the Universi¬ty Senate announced this weekthree newly-created stages ofresidency status and tuitionrates for doctoral students.The policy will take effectthis upcoming autumnquarter. Since 1949, the Uni¬versity has required doctoralstudents to take 27-courseswithin three years. In order tocontinue having access to Uni¬versity services after thesethree years, students shouldbecome “full-time certified”residents, taking one courseand paying tuition until com¬pleting their dissertations;however, many students dropthe “full-time certified” statusafter a while and re-registerthe quarter they finally finishtheir work.The first two years of a PhDstudent’s work will now becalled “scholastic residence.”These people will be chargedfull tuition.The new two years — “re¬search residence” — will be atreduced rates.Finally, those in the fifthyear of work or later will be ina less expensive “advancedresidence.”Reaction to the proposal hasbeen both positive and nega¬tive.As reported earlier in theMaroon (April 6), some feelthat the price of “advancedresidence” status discrimi¬nates against humanities andsocial science candidates, whotend to stay longer and to haveless grant money.One student noted,“(A)nthropology studentsmust do fieldwork for their de¬gree, which often meansspending two years in a radi¬cally different culture, learn¬ing an obscure language, andadjusting after returning.”He noted that anthropologymajors take 8'/> years to finish their degrees on the average.According to Deputy ProvostRalph Nicholas, increased aidwill be available for humani¬ties and social science studentsto offset such difficulties.In fact, students who will notbe at the University at all mayapply for a much cheaper “ac¬tive file” status. The criteriafor admission to this status hasyet to be established.Associate Dean of Studentsin the University DonaldBeless stressed, “The wholepoint of this proposal wasn’t toincrease revenue for the Uni¬versity. There might be aslight decrease in revenuesince many students may jointhe active file status.”He continued, “It more ac¬curately reflects the reality ofdoctoral study: moving from a27-course requirement to a res¬idence requirement more ac¬curately represents the flow ofdoctoral work.”Making long-staying stu¬dents register for “advancedresidence” will allow themaccess to medical insurance,library facilities, athleticareas, University computers,and other services. Futher-more, those with loans cancontinue deferring paymentunder the new status. worker Dr. William Upholt,began studying Type II colla¬gen.Ordinarily, when looking fora genetic defect associatedwith a particular protein, gen¬eticists would isolate the pro¬tein, determine its amino acidcomposition and as much aspossible of its structure, and fi¬nally work backward to findthe section of DNA serving as atemplate for the defective pro¬tein.However, because Type IIcollagen is extremely complexand difficult to obtain in appre¬ciable quantities (occurringonly in tiny amounts in the longbones of young children, spinaldiscs, and knee joints), Stromand Upholt attacked the genedirectly. First, they isolatedthe gene responsible for creat¬ing Type II collagen in chick¬ens, and cloned it through re¬combinant DNA techniques toobtain large quantities. Next,using the check gene as a‘probe,’ they tenaciously puri¬fied the equivalent humangene, obtaining its sequence ofamino acid bases and locationon the DNA molecule.Finally, Strom found a de¬fect in the equivalent gene ofan infant girl suffering fromachondroplasia at Wyler’sChildren Hospital. The girl’sparents had normal Type IIcollagen genes, but the girlwas “missing at least one thirdof the gene” according toStrom.Finally the genetic cause ofachondroplasia does not neces¬sarily open the door to treat¬ment, however. Though doc¬tors will probably be able todiagnose the disease pre-natal-ly in the near future, the dis¬ease can not be prevented ornon-surgically treated at thistime. Still, as Strom says,“People have been working for50 years to find defects in thechondrodystrophies (diseasesresulting in dwarfism), so thisis a good start.” PHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLISIllinois State Comptroller Roland Burris (facing right)was among the many dignitaries to pay tribute atthe funeral of Judge Kenneth Emerson Wilson, heldWednesday at Rockefeller Chapel. Mayor HaroldWashington also attended. Story on page five.Alum gives $4 milU of C Law School graduateDino D’Angelo has pledged $4million in his family’s name tobuild an addition to the law li¬brary.D’Angelo, an Italian emi¬grant, graduated from the LawSchool in 1944, and is now a se¬nior partner in the firm ofFriedman & Koven, in additionto being a prominent real-es¬tate developer.The six-story, 38,000-squarefoot addition will house 250,000volumes. The existing libraryis filled to capacity and 75,000books are stored elsewhere oncampus. The new facility, to becalled the D’Angelo Law Li¬brary, will also provide addi¬tional faculty and administra¬tive office space.The architecture of the newaddition will harmonize with the existing design of the LawSchool complex, according toan article in the ChicagoChronicle. W. Kent Cooper,who was design manager forthe construction of the LairdBell Quadrangle, is in chargeof the project. Kevin Roche,chief design associate for thearchitect who designed theQuadrangle, is design consul¬tant for the new addition.D’Angelo said, in giving thisgift, “I believe that we all havedebts to pay, and each paysthem in his own way. Debts toinstitutions that ‘shape’ or‘save’ you are harder to satis¬fy... Actually these debts cannever be repaid; the debtorcan only hope to match the ob¬ligation. Perhaps this gifthelps me achieve someparity.”Bloom clarifies evaluation of WashingtonBy Cliff GrammichAid. Lawrence Bloom (5th)expressed surprise Wednesdayevening at the recent publicitygiven to his remarks on HaroldWashington’s first year in themayor’s office, but said he wasglad to see the “unintendedbeneficial results” he believesthe remarks created.Bloom last week called uponthe mayor to include both ele¬ments of the minority CityCouncil coalition more in poli¬cy formation, saying neitherInsideiFashion FestgcjAlumni honorTed HaydonMaroon page six was “welcomed.” Bloomwrote on that issue, amongothers, in his regular columndistributed to neighborhoodnewspapers throughout the 5thWard.Both major metropolitannewspapers and several televi¬sion and radio stations seizedupon the remarks as indicatorsof possible fragility in the co¬alition of the mayor’s allies.Bloom, though, maintains hisevaluation of the mayor wasmostly positive, particularlyon the mayor’s “programma¬tic” goals, but welcomes whathe perceives as more opennessby the mayor’s allies since theremarks.“I didn’t mean to goad animmediate response, but I gotone,” Bloom said. He said themayor’s inner circle of ad¬visers have become more opento input on policy since the re¬marks were widely publicized,and added the results maycompare to those of the “Cof¬fee Rebellion” in the early1970’s.In that “rebellion,” severalaldermen among the “YoungTurks” of the Council then, in¬cluding Aid. Edward Vrdolyak(10th) and Aid. Edward Burke(14th). met for coffee everv morning to discuss opening upCouncil procedures so thatthey could have more input onpolicy. Mayor Richard J.Daley eventually made peacewith the rebels.PHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLISAid. Lawrence Bloom (5th),speaking on “AmericanPolitics: Chicago Style.”Bloom discussed his analysisof Washington’s first year dur¬ing his lecture on “AmericanPolitics: Chicago Style,” dur¬ing Wednesday’s session of theInternational House SpeakerSeries.The 5th Ward aldermancharacterized Chicago’* cur¬ rent political structure asbeing in a “state of flux,” asopponents of Washington try7 toregroup after the mayor’s vic¬tory destroyed some of the ele¬ments enabling them to hold onto City Hall.He believes the “old-line”ward organizations will disin¬tegrate over time in both blackand white communities. Ironi¬cally, Bloom believes this willalso eventually lead to the dis¬integration of the Washingtoncoalition, as Chicago politicsundergoes realignment.This realignment, accordingto Bloom, may also see Chica¬go’s voters increasingly splitamong the two major partiesas voters vote more along phi-losphical lines. As organiza¬tional strength decreases,Bloom believes press influencewill increase.As for Washington’s future,the 5th Ward alderman be¬lieves the mayor will servemany years if he consistentlyappeals to the whites whichhelped him gain election in1983, particularly with “good,fair, and balanced” appoint¬ments. Otherwise, they maydefect to a moderate whitecandidate, he said.continued on page nineiLiterary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction Contest$75$25 FIRST PRIZESECOND PRIZEalong with publication of all winningentries in the. Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,Chone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad¬dress.Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.• Get Literary! •The first word forcomfortable feet:Birkenstock.Birkenstock studied feet—standing, stepping andwalking feet. From thesestudies came the famousBirkenstock cork footbeddesigned to duplicate theyielding properties ofnatural ground—a break¬through in comfort!A wide variety of models and colors makes it easy toselect Birkenstock sandals that fit your lifestyle as well asyour feet. Birkenstock sandals are an investment inquality. Whether you choose rich natural leather,luxuriously soft suede or our special poly material, you canbe assured of getting exceptional comfort and long wear.Birkenstock sandals are available at:Hyde Park Shopping Center4534 E. 55th St667-9471M-F 9-6:30 p.m.Sat. 9-6 p.m.The natural stepC Birkenstock 1982Maroon—Friday, May 11,1984 “THE 1944 WARSAW UPRISING:History and Remembrance”*A Lecture Presented ByProfessor Peter DembwskiDept, of Romance Languages and LiteratureWEDNESDAY, MAY 168:00 p.m.Ida Noyes LibraryRefreshments will be served.All are cordially invited to attendSponsored by PASUThe University of ChicagoTHE MORRIS FISHBEIN CENTERFOR THE STUDY OF THE HISTORYOF SCIENCE AND MEDICINEArt and money. T*’e Ha™W Rosenberg MemorialLecture will be delivered May 13 at 4EF1; by^!bert HuShes- speaking onArt and Money.” The lecture will begiven in the auditorium of the Art Insti¬tute.On May 14 from 1 to 2 p.m., there willbe a colloquium with Hughes in SocialSciences room 302.Perez-Diaz speaksVictor Perez-Diaz, professor of soci¬ology at the University of Madrid inSpain, will speak May 14 at 12 p.m. Thetitle of his talk is “Economic Policiesand Social Patterns in Spain Duringthe Transition: The Two Faces of Neo-Corporatism.”Perez-Diaz heads a major social re¬search institute in Madrid and has con¬ducted studies of the social implica¬tions of economic change. The lecturewill be held at Wilder House, 5811 S.Kenwood. It is sponsored by the Centerfor the Study of Industrial Societies.For more information call 753-4809.SG committees meetThe committees of Student Govern¬ment will be holding public introduc¬tory meetings throughout next week.May 14 through 17. These meetings willbe brief but important introductions tothe workings of the various SG corn-tees, and any students who might be in¬terested in serving on one of thesegroups next year are urged to attend.Membership on the committees is opento all students; current or previous in¬volvement with SG is not required.The times and places of each com¬mittee meeting are as follows:Academic Affairs, Wednesday at 10p.m. in the Reg lobby; Activities, Mon¬day at 7:15 p.m. in Cobb 101; Communi¬ty Relations, Tuesday at 7 p.m. in IdaNoyes 306; Elections and Rules, Tues¬day at 6:30 p.m. in the Reg Lobby; ExLibris Governing Board, Thursday at 4p.m. in Ex Libris (“A” level of Reg):Graduate Student Affairs, Monday at 11 a.m. in the “C” Shop of ReynoldsClub; Intercollegiate Committee.Thursday at 3 p.m. in Ida Noyes 306;Minority Affairs, Wednesday at 8 p.m.in Ida Noyes 306; Student Representa¬tion, Wednesday at 7 p.m. in Ida Noyes306; Student Services, Tuesday at 7p.m. in the Reg Lobby; University Ser¬vices, also Tuesday at 7 p.m. in the RegLobby.Student Government Assemblyrepresentatives are reminded that theyare required to serve on a committee,and should attend at least one of thesemeetings.Writer’s banquetNobel Prize winner Saul Bellow hasbeen chosen by the Society of MidlandAuthors as the year’s most distin¬guished writer, and will be honored forhis contribution to world literature atthe group’s annual awards banquetMay 15 at the Drake Hotel.Other authors will also be honored inthe categories of fiction, biography,non-fiction, and drama.For more information on the awardsbanquet, call Arthur Weinberg,288-0248. Amnesty Int’l. meetsThe local chapter of Amnesty Inter¬national meets the first Monday ofevery month at Crossroads at 7:15 p.m.The group is currently involved in a let¬ter-writing campaign on behalf ofBadar Abroo, a Pakistani artist whowas imprisoned in 1980 for expressingpolitical views that were thought to be“anti-government.” The group hasalso been promised support by SenatorCharles Percy and RepresentativeHays.For more information on how to joinAmnesty International, call DannyHerwitz, 684-7745, or Steve Webb,752-9815.Science symposiumThe Illinois Science Lecture Associa¬tion is sponsoring a symposium forhigh school science and mathematicsteachers May 14 in Mandel Hall.Victor Weisskopf, a physicist withthe Massachusetts Institute of Techno¬logy, will give the keynote address.There will also be seminars on physics,chemistry, biology, and mathematics.Chamber musicThe University Chamber Orchestra,conducted by Elaine Scott Banks, willpresent two performances of its springprogram this weekend. BernadetteMatthews, winner of the Departmentof Music’s 1984 Concerto Competition,will be the soloist in Mozart’s ClarinetConcerto in A Major; works of JohannStamitz and J.S. Bach will also be per¬formed.The concerts will take place on Sat¬urday and Sunday, both at 8 p.m. inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Admission isfree.Langer to speakFelicia Langer, an Israeli lawyer,author, and vice-president of the Israe¬li League for Human And Civil Rights,will speak on “Palestinians UnderIsraeli Law,” May 14 at 8 p.m. in IdaNoyes Hall. Langer provides legal counsel to Pa¬lestinians from the occupied terri¬tories, and is the author of With MyOwn Eyes, a personal account of over50 case histories of violations of Pales¬tinian civil and human rights.Grads get fellowshipsFour graduate students have beenawarded Charlotte W. Newcombe doc¬toral dissertation fellowships. Winnersreceive grants of $7,500 for 12 monthsof full-time dissertation research andwriting.The students are Marcia Bunge,Karen Guberman, and WilliamSchweiker, all of the Divinity School,and Jud Newborn, a student in anthro¬pology.Hearing fairA Chicago Hearing Fair will be heldMay 12 at the Museum of Science andIndustry. Free hearing tests will beavailable for Museum visitors. Theevent is sponsored by NorthwesternMemorial Hospital and the NationalHearing Association.MAB seeks membersThe deadline for signing up for inter¬views to gain positions on the MajorActivities Board (MAB) is Monday at 5p.m. Any student interested in gaininga position on MAB should sign up in theStudent Activities Office, Room 210 ofIda Noyes Hall. As of Thursday, onlytwo students had signed up for the in¬terviews, which applicants for a MABposition must undergo.CorrectionIn Tuesday’s Maroon, we reportedthat the Windermere Hotel, which willsoon add a restaurant to its interna¬tional grocery store “Piccolo Mundo,”is now owned by the University. Infact, the University once owned theWindermere, but sold it in 1981. TheMaroon regrets the error.comet mm fest mil picnicSaturday, May 12Raindate: Sunday, May 13; same timeslplacesCOLLEGE FACULTYchallengeSchedule of eeents: COLLEGE STUDENTS!11:00 am ~ Coed soflball11:30 on -1:30 pm ~ Picnic lunch hosted by President GreyCloister end lawn, Ida Noyes Nall1:00 pm ~ Men's softball2:00 pm ~ Women's softball3:00 pm ~ Jug-o- war and other contestsAll softball games will take place on the Midway east of Woodlawn Amue.Hanna Gray will throw tut the fust ball.CALL 962-8620 FOR MORE OEMS> The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11. 1984—3Chicago Literary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction Contest$75$25along with publication of all winningentries in the Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,hone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad¬dress.Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.• Get Literary! •The first word forcomfortable feet:Birkenstock.Birkenstock studied feet—standing, stepping andwalking feet. From thesestudies came the famousBirkenstock cork footbeddesigned to duplicate theyielding properties ofnatural ground—a break¬through in comfort!A wide variety of models and colors makes it easy toselect Birkenstock sandals that fit your lifestyle as well asyour feet. Birkenstock sandals are an investment inquality. Whether you choose rich natural leather,luxuriously soft suede or our special poly material, you canbe assured of getting exceptional comfort and long wear.Birkenstock sandals are available at: “THE 1944 WARSAW UPRISING:History and Remembrance”A Lecture Presented ByProfessor Peter DembowskiDept, of Romance Languages and LiteratureWEDNESDAY, MAY 168:00 p.m.Ida Noyes LibraryRefreshments will be served.All are cordially invited to attendSponsored by PASUThe University of Chicago * m,.THE MORRIS FISHBEIN CENTERFOR THE STUDY OF THE HISTORYOF SCIENCE AND MEDICINEFIRST PRIZESECOND PRIZEArt and moneyThe Harold Rosenberg MemorialLecture will be delivered May 13 at 4byH^?bert Hughes> speaking onArt and Money.” The lecture will befute " m the auditorium of the Art Insti-On May 14 from 1 to 2 p.m., there willbe a colloquium with Hughes in SocialSciences room 302.Perez-Diaz speaksVictor Perez-Diaz, professor of soci¬ology at the University of Madrid inSpain, will speak May 14 at 12 p.m. Thetitle of his talk is “Economic Policiesand Social Patterns in Spain Duringthe Transition: The Two Faces of Neo-Corporatism.”Perez-Diaz heads a major social re¬search institute in Madrid and has con¬ducted studies of the social implica¬tions of economic change. The lecturewill be held at Wilder House, 5811 S.Kenwood. It is sponsored by the Centerfor the Study of Industrial Societies.For more information call 753-4809. 11 a.m. in the “C” Shop of ReynoldsClub; Intercollegiate Committee.Thursday at 3 p.m. in Ida Noyes 306;Minority Affairs, Wednesday at 8 p.m.in Ida Noyes 306; Student Representa¬tion, Wednesday at 7 p.m. in Ida Noyes306; Student Services, Tuesday at 7p.m. in the Reg Lobby; University Ser¬vices, also Tuesday at 7 p.m. in the RegLobby.Student Government Assemblyrepresentatives are reminded that theyare required to serve on a committee,and should attend at least one of thesemeetings.SG committees meetThe committees of Student Govern¬ment will be holding public introduc¬tory meetings throughout next week.May 14 through 17. These meetings willbe brief but important introductions tothe workings of the various SG corn-tees, and any students who might be in¬terested in serving on one of thesegroups next year are urged to attend.Membership on the committees is opento all students; current or previous in¬volvement with SG is not required.The times and places of each com¬mittee meeting are as follows:Academic Affairs, Wednesday at 10p.m. in the Reg lobby; Activities, Mon¬day at 7:15 p.m. in Cobb 101; Communi¬ty Relations, Tuesday at 7 p.m. in IdaNoyes 306; Elections and Rules, Tues¬day at 6:30 p.m. in the Reg Lobby; ExLibris Governing Board, Thursday at 4p.m. in Ex Libris (“A” level of Reg):Graduate Student Affairs, Monday at Saul Bellow PHOTO BY THOMAS victorWriter’s banquetNobel Prize winner Saul Bellow hasbeen chosen by the Society of MidlandAuthors as the year’s most distin¬guished writer, and will be honored forhis contribution to world literature atthe group’s annual awards banquetMay 15 at the Drake Hotel.Other authors will also be honored inthe categories of fiction, biography,non-fiction, and drama.For more information on the awardsbanquet, call Arthur Weinberg,288-0248. Amnesty Int’l. meetsThe local chapter of Amnesty Inter¬national meets the first Monday ofevery month at Crossroads at 7:15 p.m.The group is currently involved in a let¬ter-writing campaign on behalf ofBadar Abroo, a Pakistani artist whowas imprisoned in 1980 for expressingpolitical views that were thought to be“anti-government.” The group hasalso been promised support by SenatorCharles Percy and RepresentativeHays.For more information on how to joinAmnesty International, call DannyHerwitz, 684-7745, or Steve Webb,752-9815.Science symposiumThe Illinois Science Lecture Associa¬tion is sponsoring a symposium forhigh school science and mathematicsteachers May 14 in Mandel Hall.Victor Weisskopf, a physicist withthe Massachusetts Institute of Techno¬logy, will give the keynote address.There will also be seminars on physics,chemistry, biology, and mathematics.Chamber musicThe University Chambei Orchestra,conducted by Elaine Scott Banks, willpresent two performances of its springprogram this weekend. BernadetteMatthews, winner of the Departmentof Music’s 1984 Concerto Competition,will be the soloist in Mozart's ClarinetConcerto in A Major; works of JohannStamitz and J.S. Bach will also be per¬formed.The concerts will take place on Sat¬urday and Sunday, both at 8 p.m. inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Admission isfree.Langer to speakFelicia Langer, an Israeli lawyer,author, and vice-president of the Israe¬li League for Human And Civil Rights,will speak on “Palestinians UnderIsraeli Law,” May 14 at 8 p.m. in IdaNoyes Hall. Langer provides legal counsel to Pa¬lestinians from the occupied terri¬tories, and is the author of With MyOwn Eyes, a personal account of over50 case histories of violations of Pales¬tinian civil and human rights.Grads get fellowshipsFour graduate students have beenawarded Charlotte W. Newcombe doc¬toral dissertation fellowships. Winnersreceive grants of $7,500 for 12 monthsof full-time dissertation research andwriting.The students are Marcia Bunge,Karen Guberman, and WilliamSchweiker, all of the Divinity School,and Jud Newborn, a student in anthro¬pology.Hearing fairA Chicago Hearing Fair will be heldMay 12 at the Museum of Science andIndustry. Free hearing tests will beavailable for Museum visitors. Theevent is sponsored by NorthwesternMemorial Hospital and the NationalHearing Association.MAB seeks membersThe deadline for signing up for inter¬views to gain positions on the MajorActivities Board (MAB) is Monday at 5p.m. Any student interested in gaininga position on MAB should sign up in theStudent Activities Office, Room 210 ofIda Noyes Hall. As of Thursday, onlytwo students had signed up for the in¬terviews, which applicants for a MABposition must undergo.CorrectionIn Tuesday’s Maroon, we reportedthat the Windermere Hotel, which willsoon add a restaurant to its interna¬tional grocery store “Piccolo Mundo,”is now owned by the University. Infact, the University once owned theWindermere, but sold it in 1981. TheMaroon regrets the error.coueec mm ns; w mmSaturday, May 12Raindate: Sunday, May 13; same times I placesCOLLEGE FACULTYCHALLENGESchedule of events: COLLEGE STUDENTS!11:00 am ~ Coed softball11:30 am -1:30 pm ~ Picnic lunch hosted by Ptesident GrayCloistef and lawn, Ida Noyes Hall1:00 pm ~ Men's softball2:00 pm ~ Women's softball3:00 pm ~ Tug-o - wav and otbet contestsAll softball games will take place on the Midway east of Wood lawn Avenue.Hanna Gray will threw out the first hall.CALL 962-8620 FOR MORE OEMSThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11, 1984 —3RALLYi Department of lameEXCUSE5 • CHIC4«0, II *dear beloved student:WE WERE PLEASED YOU BROUGHTTO OUR ATTENTION THAT WE j(have " pitifully inadequate5WIMMIH4 Pools on campus .MlfrL BY FRANKLUBYTO /ADD To OUR existingCAMPUS WATER HOLES, THOUGH,OOR MRS. MULVANEY HASORDERED Some Four Foot HIGHBACKYARD POOLS-COMPLETEWITH REDWOOD DECICiWdr-EflOM THEMONTGOMERY WARD'S CATALOG• THISSHOWS OUR COMMITMENT Tt) IMPROVE00R SCHOOL'S ATHLETIC FACILITIES,BECAUSE SPORTS IS OUR NUMBER.ONE PRIORITY HERE//SINCEREL y^tS.You Didn't expect them to buildjA REAL pool , DID YOUlTr I “THOUGHT THEY'D ElOOD THELOWER MIDWAY ... THAT WOULDBE CHEAPER.LETTERSMiller is stupid,ignorantTo the editor:Since Russ Miller welcomed(Maroon, 5/4) my comment on his pre¬vious letter, perhaps he will be pleasedthat it is I who tell him he has nowproved himself not only stupid, but ig¬norant as well.“Homophobia” (which appears inthe Addenda to the 1976 printing ofWebster’s 3rd) was coined by Dr.George Weinberg and discussed in hisSociety and the Healthy Homosexual(New York, 1972), and has been cur¬rent in the literature since then. Would that Miller had cited sourcesfor his claims, be they only the Nation¬al Enquirer! It is noteworthy that inthe two recent publicized child abusecases, one in Rogers Park and one inLos Angeles, no mention was evermade of the sex of the victims, andsuch information is usually withheld inthe interests of privacy. And the simplefact about child molesters is preciselythat they are child — not girl or boy —molesters. They are usually marriedmen who attack victims of either sexcontinued on page nine FSACCSL electionSome time in the last few days, students in the University should havereceived, either by mail folder or US mail, ballots for next week’sFSACCSL election.FSACCSL (rhymes with ‘axle,’ and stands for the Faculty-Student Ad¬visory Committee on Campus Student Life) serves “as a channel ofcommunication between faculty and students” and effects “significantchanges in programs and policies,” according to the Student Informa¬tion Manual.Topics FSACCSL has dealt with this year include the Student Activi¬ties Fee, Major Activities Board governance, the renovation of IdaNoyes Hall, athletic facilities issues, and more. FSACCSL is the onlyrepresentative body of students that meets regulary with faculty andadministrators, and has considerable opportunity to influence impor¬tant University decisions.The members of this year’s FSACCSL deserve much credit for theirwork. They brought to the public forum what was previously only inclandestine meetings. Minutes of their meetings were published, andreports were brought back to the committee from their constituents.Members were thoughtful and critical in discussing many aspects ofcampus life.The candidates in the upcoming elections must address the issuesbrought before FSACCSL this year, and must demonstrate their com¬mitment to representing student concerns to an often lethargic adminis¬tration. They must show an ability and willingness to push for a changeon campus, and not stand for being part of committee of “yes-men.”The Maroon welcomes comment from candidates on platforms andissues facing this year’s voters. We also encourage others to submit in¬formation helpful to voters, so that Wednesday’s election is not merely acontest of popularity, and so that being on FSACCSL will be more than“something to put on your resume.”As they say, all cows are blackHomosexuals kill by AIDSTo the editor:As a Hyde Parker who reads yournewspaper, I have been aware of theUniversity’s acceptance, even approv¬al, of homosexual activities. Likemany naive citizens, I have swallowedmy disgust and outrage over such per¬verse activities, thinking innocentlythat, “They’re not hurting anyone.Why not leave them alone?”In recent years, the AIDS epidemichas become a nationwide health haz¬ard, threatening the lives of innocentpeople. My anger at the moral-less ac¬tivities of homosexuals reached thebreaking point last week when I saw acouple on the Phil Donahue showwhose baby had been murdered by anAIDS patient. Then it was reportedthat 40 innocent people have been offi¬cially murdered by blood transfusionscontaminated by AIDS patients. Sincethese are only official, reported cases,and since AIDS often takes 1-2 years ormore to reach the symptomatic stage,this official figure is undoubtedly mis¬leadingly low.Homosexuals infecting innocent peo¬ple with AIDS should be treated likemurderers, since they have directlycaused the needless deaths of innocentpeople. And for what? For the momen¬tary pleasure of engaging in rectal in¬tercourse with another pervert. It isdisgraceful that the University admin¬istration permits homosexuals to at¬tend their school and to carry on suchperverted, amoral activities. As thedistinguished Reverend Jerry Falwell has said, “AIDS and herpes are God’spunishment for people’s immoral ac¬tivity.”It is high time that the public recog¬nizes the moral and physical hazardsposed by homosexuals and strives forstrict measures to remove them fromtheir midst.Linda Paisley To the editor:The prospect of an entirely randomuniverse is petrifying — but isn’t that,after all, what we most desire? RussMiller has brought out in scintillatingfashion the essence of Henry Miller’sapothegm: “I am of the order whosepurpose is not to teach the world a les¬son but to explain that school is over”(Plexus, pg. 610).Homophobia, homophilia, tertiumnon datur: this is indeed the question ofour age. Desire and repulsion cannotdefine for us any longer the para¬meters of Dasein; they can only pointto possibilities and at the same timeforce us to regret the very denial ofpossibility. Praxis, theoria, metabasis eis aliogenos; the all-encompassing dilemmaof impredicability demands that wechoose when there is no choice, to thinkwhen there is no thought, to believewhen there can be no faith. We hopeRuss agrees that he can only catch aneven tan on the ontic beach of Hegel.“To pit this single insight, that in theAbsolute everything is the same,against the full body of articulated cog¬nition...(is) to palm off its Absolute asthe night in which, as the saying goes,all cows are black.”Kurt MosserIrl BarefieldGraduate StudentsDespite muckraking, SG still not readingTo the editor:It’s amazing what a little muckrak¬ing can accomplish. Last quarter, theMaroon published two articles aboutthe Major Activities Board consistingmostly of unsubstantiated rumors andaccusations. Seemingly because ofthis, the Student Government has sud¬denly jumped on the Reform MABBandwagon with a proposal designedto make MAB more responsive to stu¬dent tastes (Maroon, May 8). While Iam against MAB reform, the mere factthat SG is trying to reform MAB wouldnot upset me were it not for the factthat SG seems to be completely ignor¬ing any evidence which might indicatethat MAB doesn’t need to be reformed,, and is instead proceeding completelyass-backwards. In fact, it seems thatSG members are not even reading theMaroon anymore, since all of the rea¬sons they gave for wanting to reformMAB (in the May 8 issue) had beencountered a week earlier — in a frontpage article!The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorCliff GrammichEditor electJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews Editor Sondra KruegerFeatures EditorFrank LubySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal Editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorChris ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Tim Goodell, DonHaslam, Edward Hernstadt, Keith Horvath, Victor King, John Kotz, Michael Kotze, CathyLeTourneau, L. D. Lurvey, Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane, Nathan Schoppa, Geoff Sherry,Ellyn Streed, Bob Travis, Donna Tritter. In the May 8 Maroon, Kal Alston isquoted as saying that MAB “should‘get some new blood in there’ so therewill be some activities other than con¬certs.” If Ms. Alston had bothered toread the April 23 issue of the Maroon,she would have read that “(Steve)Muchnick said on Monday, when dis¬cussing this (the same issue), thatMAB couldn’t afford most comediansor other alternatives.”The accusation has been made re¬peatedly by SG members — and wasmade again by Chris Hill in the May 8issue of the Maroon — that MAB is sim¬ply a self-perpetuating clique that is in¬sensitive to student tastes. (Chris Hill:“We...want more input (into what ac¬tivities are presented)” — Maroon,May 8). Considering that Mr. Hill hasjust been elected to the highest post inStudent Government, the least he coulddo is read the student newspaper — orat least the front page articles pertain¬ing to the organization he is trying toreform. That very issue had been ad¬dressed and countered by Steve Much-nick the week before in the Maroon.Mr. Muchnick pointed out that sugges¬tions made to MAB by someone not onthe board were taken just as seriouslyas any others, and that there was noway for MAB members to conspire tokeep themselves or their friends on theboard, as only three out of the sevenmembers of the MAB selection com¬mittee were MAB members.While it is distressing to learn thatSG members (with the exception —judging from the May 8 Maroon — ofRick Szesny) have been completely ig¬noring any and all evidence whichmight indicate that their position re¬garding MAB is mistaken, what is evenmore alarming is that they seem to becompletely incapable of rationalthought at all. Even if all the accusa¬tions SG has made against MAB were true, SG’s “solution” of having twoMAB members elected would do abso¬lutely nothing to change the situation,and anyone who bothered to thinkabout it for even a minute or two wouldrealize that themselves.How is electing two MAB memberssupposed to make MAB events moreresponsive to student tastes? Do ChrisHill, et al, really believe that two peo¬ple can represent an accurate cross-section of the thousands of UC stu¬dents? Besides, how would studentschoose one candidate over another?Would candidates run on the basis oftheir musical tastes? Their record col¬lections? Furthermore, even if thesetwo elected members voted for exactlythe acts that the rest of the studentbody wanted to see, (which would be,needless to say, quite impossible) theycould still be outvoted by the five other“uncaring” members. The election oftwo MAB members would also do noth¬ing to stop MAB from becoming aclique, if that’s what the other fivemembers wanted it to become. Theseother members would still be able toexercise whatever nefarious influencethey have over the selection committeeto see that they or their friends werealways chosen, so they could continueto outvote the caring, electedmembers.Thus, even if MAB were unrespon¬sive to student tastes or a self-servingclique, SG’s “solution” would do abso¬lutely nothing to change that, and any¬one intelligent enough to be at the U ofC should be able to see that for himself.If the members of Student Governmentare going to continue to ignore factsand try to reform MAB (as they surelywill), the least they could do is sit downand think before they act.Arthur H. CohenStudent in the College4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11, 1984GoldiamondBy John KotzIsrael Goldiamond described his“constructional” approach to solvingbehavioral problems in Sunday’sWoodward Court Lecture. He contrast¬ed this method with the “eliminative,”or “pathological” approach and thenexplained the greater benefits of usingthe constructional approach and gaveexamples of how this method has beenapplied to cure criminals, stutterers,and others with behavioral problems.Goldiamond, a U of C professor ofpsychology, began by describing linearanalysis. With this method, one liststhe benefits and costs which resultfrom a distrubing behavior pattern ofan individual. Then the two are com¬pared. If the benefits do not seem tojustify the costs, the behavior isthought of as pathological.This pathological behavior then de¬fines the problem for the therapistusing the eliminative apporach. Thefocus of the treatment becomes to getrid of the problem behavior, whichcould be anything from crime and drugaddiction to stuttering or excessivesmoking.To summarize, once the costs of agiven behavior pattern are seen to ex¬ceed the resulting benefits, the thera¬pist seeks to eliminate this behaviorfrom the patient’s life. The theory isthat by eliminating the troublesomebehavior, the problem will be eliminat¬ed.Goldiamond, however, doesn’t thinkthis approach goes far enough. Helooks at the behavior pattern from adifferent angle. He does not think of thedisturbing behavior as the problem,but sees it as means to an end — it is aroundabout way for an individual to getwhat he wants in life. The disturbingbehavior pattern then is not the prob¬lem, according to Goldiamond, but asolution to a problem. The individualhas certain wants and by his actionshopes to satisfy his needs.Instead of using linear analysis, Woodward Court lecturewhich looks only at the harmful behav¬ior exhibited and its cost/benefit ratio,Goldiamond sets up a nonlinear pay-offmatrix which shows the costs and ben¬efits not only of the behavior the pa¬tient has chosen, but also of his alterna¬tive patterns of behavior. The methodis called nonlinear because it includesmore than one behavior/cost/benefitanalysis.By looking at the behavior patternswhich the patient sees as being his al¬ ternatives (there are also other alter¬natives which he hasn’t thought of),Goldiamond said he ususally finds thatthe behavior the patent chose from thisgroup is the “optimal” one, howeverdestructive it may be.In other words, the patient under ob¬servation has “chosen” his behavior asthe least costly way of obtaining thebenefits he seeks. The cost here is theharm or personal damage the individu¬al experiences plus whatever sacri¬ fices he has made to get his desiredbenefits.The real problem said Goldiamond,is not the patient’s destructive behav¬ior in and of itself. The behavior is justthe patient’s solution to his real prob¬lem — fulfilling his needs. The task thetherapist faces is to help the patient es¬tablish new behaviors which will pro¬duce the same or greater benefits ashis current actions, but at less cost tohim. continued on page nineFundraiser to support HPNC driveThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Club’sGood Neighbor Walk-A-Thon May 20will highlight the Good Neighbor Week¬end 75th anniversary celebration.Grand Marshal Mayor Harold Wash¬ington will join other elected officialsand walkers in stepping off the 25 kilo¬meter Walk-A-Thon through the com¬munity from the Club at 9 a.m. TheMayor will walk one kilometer thenparticipate in a celebrity brunch at theHyde Park Hilton at 10 a m. Tickets to the brunch are availablefor $30 each. For reservations, call643-4062.The Walk-A-Thon is a fundraisingevent to support the NeighborhoodClub’s $2.9 million building campaign,launched in January of this year. Vol¬unteers are needed to assist with regis¬tration, to man the checkpoints, and toserve as marshals. To be a walker, asponsor, or a volunteer, call 643-4062.Other events also highlight the week-Wilson funeral attendedMayor Harold Washington, StateComptroller Roland Burris, and Aid.Edward Vrdolyak (10th) were amongthe many dignitaries to attend the fu¬neral of Justice Kenneth Emerson Wil¬son, held Wednesday in RockefellerChapel. Wilson, a judge in the state’sappellate courts, died May 4.A native of Tacoma, Washington,Wilson was a graduate of the Universi¬ty’s Law School. He received a BS fromthe Hampton Institute in 1942 andserved as a Sergeant Major in WorldWar II before attending the Universi¬ty-Wilson served as an assistant in theIllinois Attorney General’s office from1950-52, and in the Cook County State’s Attorney’s office from 1952-55. Wilsonthen served in the General Assemblyuntil 1964, and also sat on the CookCounty Board of Commissioners until1968.Wilson was elected to the CircuitCourt of Cook County as an AssociateJudge in 1968, and elected as a full Cir¬cuit Court Judge in 1970. He was thenelected to the Illinois Appellate Courtin 1976 and served there until hisdeath.Other dignitaries to attend Wilson’sfuneral included County CommissionerJohn H. Stroger, Jr., Judge Charles E.Freeman, Judge R. Eugene Pincham,City Treasurer Cecil A. Partee, and USRep. Charles Hayes (D-l). end, including: the 75th anniversarydinner with Edwin C. “Bill” Berry, ex¬ecutive director emeritus of the Chica¬go Urban League, as the keynotespeaker at the Quadrangle Club, dur¬ing which the Good Neighbor of theYear will be honored; a Super Satur¬day Shopping Day in Hyde Park May19; and the 75th anniversary historicalexhibit opening at the Hyde Park His¬torical Society, May 20.Tickets for the anniversary dinnerare $30 per person, with cocktails start¬ing at 6:30 p.m. and dinner at 7:30 p.m.The Phil Varchetta Orchestra will playfor dancing. Black tie is optional.Merchants in Hyde Park are makingdonations and contributing a percent¬age of their sales May 19 to the 75th an¬niversary campaign.The Club will also present “The PiedPiper” May 19 at 2 p.m. at the Museumof Science and Industry. With originalmusic and adaptation by Bob Ashen-hurst, the play is a revival of a musicalproduced 25 years ago at Mandel Hallby the Neighborhood Club. Free ticketscan be obtained bv calling the Club,643-4062.The anniversary exhibit will open at3 p.m. May 20 at the Hyde Park Histori¬cal Society, 5529 S. Lake Park Ave. Thepanel display will portray highlights ofthe Club’s 75 years of community ser¬vice in Hyde Park/Kenwood.Center for Urban Studies ColloquiumLECTURE“Politics of Local Jobs"byProfessor Gordon ClarkDepartment of Geography4:30-5:30 P.M.Pick LoungeMONDAY, MAY 14,1984PUBLIC INVITED The Major Activities BoardannouncesAPPOINTMENTS FOR THE1984 - 85 BOARDPick up applications atthe Student ActivitiesOffice, Ida Noyes Room 210DEADLINE EXTENDED!Final deadline forapplications isMonday, May 14 - 5:00 P.M.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 11, 1984 - 5By Hilary Till“Most people come toregard...(him) as a grandfather andnot just as a plain old coach,” —MikeKarluck, assistant men’s track coachC78-’80). “One of the greatest personsI’ve been involved with. (He is)...veryunselfish.” —George Young,three-time Olympic runner (as quotedin Always Young). “You can rely onhim more than anybody I know.”—Zeus Preckwinkle, a 14-yearmember of the U of C Track Club(UCTC).The man referred to by these threerunners is the U of C’s own Edward“Ted” Haydon, coach of crosscountry and track for 34 years.Haydon, a two-time Olympic coach, isalso professor emeritus in thedepartment of physical education andathletics. The Alumni Association willecognize Haydon’s three-decadededication to track this June when itpresents him with a Public ServiceCitation.This award follows a series ofhonors conferred upon Haydon overthe past 20 years for dedicatedvolunteer work and skill in coaching.The Chicago Junior Association ofCommerce and Industry named him“Chicagoan of the Year in Sports” in1962. He has been inducted into theNational Track and Field Hall ofFame, and was inducted into theChicago Sports Hall of Fame just thismonth. Students voted him theQuantrell Award for Excellence inUndergraduate Teaching in 1980. TheCity of Chicago took its turn byproclaiming “Ted Haydon Day” onthe occasion of his 70th birthdav in1982.The Alumni Association’s PublicService Citation is “awarded forfulfilling the obligations of one’seducation through creative citizenshipand exemplary leadership,” saidRuth Halloran, the associate directorof University alumni affairs. What dothese abstract words refer to in TedHaydon’s case? Basically, theypertain to Haydon’s hours and hoursof volunteer work with the Universityof Chicago Track Club, anorganization he founded in 1950 andstill guides.Haydon’s formation of the UCTC 34years ago was innovative for tworeasons. First of all, theorganization’s membership is open tojust about everybody, university andnon-university people alike. The openmembership is a result of Haydon“looking at the university in...(verybroad) terms...(and) reaching out tothe neighborhoods,” as one UCTCmember put it. For example, manyrunners of all skill levels from theSouth Side’s housing projects areUCTC competitors. In addition, theUCTC has given talented high schoolrunners in this area an opportunity tocompete and practice if their ownhigh school athletics programs wereweak. Some of these talented runnershave been awarded collegescholarships.Secondly, the UCTC was started ata time when track was not a bigsport. After college any runner whostill wanted to compete had nowhereto go unless that person was aworld-class athlete. Over the yearsthe UCTC has grown and today is aworldwide example of ideal amateurcompetition. The UCTC currentlyconducts about fifty meets a year.One unusual aspect of the UCTC isthat both runners who have nevercompeted before and world-classathletes train with and compete for Alumni Assn. adds toaccolades for Haydonthe club. Under Haydon’s coaching,members of the UCTC haveparticipated in the 1956, 1960, 1964,1972, 1976, and 1980 Olympic games.About fifteen years ago the UCTC’sfour-member two-mile relay team setthe world record in indoorcompetition. A few years later, theUCTC two-mile relay team (with twonew members) set the world recordin outdoor competition.Among the track and field worldand American record holders thatHaydon has coached under the aegisof the UCTC are Rick Wohlhutter,Brian Oldfield, Jud Logan, and IraMurchison. Wohlhutter, who set worldrecords in the 880-yard, 800-meter,and 1000-meter run, moved to HydePark in order to train under Haydon.“At the same time,” UCTC’s ZeusPreckwinkle notes, “Ted will timeanybody off the street.” Haydon hascoached runners of all skill levies.This “is comparable to beinggovernor, mayor, and alderman all atonce,” Preckwinkle adds.The reason the UCTC is both anational-class running organization aswell as a kind of community servicegroup is because of Haydon’s uniquebackground and interests. As anundergraduate sociology major at theUniversity of Chicago in the 1930’s,Haydon was a hurdler and did thehammer throw in collegiatecompetition. He never took a singlephysical education course duringcollege. He now says in jest that thisfact “probably is a good thing”because he is not restricted byestablished PE practices such ascalisthenics and whistle blowing.After graduating in 1933 with a PhB(Bachelor of Philosophy) degree,Haydon was given a graduate honors scholarship to further his studies insociology. He left the University ofChicago after just one year ofgraduate study because of marriageand a full-time job offer.For the next sixteen years he didsocial work in various communities.Part of the legacy of his social workdays are community action groups hehelped set up. He attended a fundraising dinner last Wednesday for theNear Northwest Civic Communityorganization, a group he helped startforty-two years ago.Unfortunately, by about 1950, adecade and a half of this line of workhad adversely affected Haydon’shealth. Haydon’s doctor told him tochange occupations because of hisdangerously high blood pressure.At this time the U of C’s varsitytrack coach was retiring and Haydonwas offered the job, and was able tofinish his master’s degree in sociologywhile coaching.He started the UCTC just beforetaking on the varsity coachingposition. Within a couple of years ofthe club’s establishment, Haydon withthe approval of the University athelticdirector, opened up membership topeople not associated with theuniversity. At least in part, Haydonapplied some of the operatingtechniques and general priciples fromhis work with community groups tothe UCTC. Hence, the mixture oftrack with community service.One of Haydon’s qualities that isoften referred to is his ability to.“overcome all sorts of barriers,” asMike Karluck, a former assistantmen’s varsity track coach, puts it.The UCTC has always had shoe-stringbudgets. Yet, it still manages(through a dedicated core of volunteers) to hold many meetsincluding one which traditionally hasabout 500 competitors. Racialbarriers are nonexistent in the TrackClub: Haydon “works with alldifferent races” in the UCTC, onemembers says.He has kept organizationalproblems in both the varsity trackprogram and the UCTC to aminimum. Although several UCTCmembers expressed dissatisfactionwith some of the Physical Educationand Athletics Department’s policies ofthe last few years, Haydon says “Wenever have any problems. We aresmart enough to avoid problems,”and adds, “the track club is verygrateful to the university” for the useof its facilities. His response reflectsthe quiet, nonpublic approach togetting things done, which severalpeople have said is typical of Haydon.Another problem he has had to faceis the limited time his varsity athleteshave to spend on running. He hassolved that problem by setting up “aprogram emphasizing quality insteadof quantity,” says three-year varsitytrack and cross country memberAdam Vodraska. What this translatesinto is less mileage and more intenserunning through interval training.According to Vodraska, this methodgets “the best results as soon aspossible.”Another quality of Haydon’s that isoften referred to is his sense ofhumor. Vodraska remembers a timewhen Haydon took the team to afancy restaurant after they finishedpoorly at a meet. When he asked thecoach why they were eating at such agood restaurant, Haydon responded,“Nothing’s too good for my team...”Haydon paused for a minute and thensaid, “except for the competition.”Vodraska adds that Haydon rarelyyells at team members.Now in his 70’s, Haydon could, if heso chose, comfortably sit back andenjoy his apotheosis. But he works ashard now as ever. Two Saturdaysago, he went to the Drake relays inIowa and did not get back until veryearly Sunday morning. A few hourslater, he was the official starter forthe Gargoyle Gallop at eight o’clockin the morning and stayed to timefinishers. That afternoon heconducted a local development meet.And last weekend he was just as busywith track functions.According to Preckwinkle, Haydonshows up for practices and meetsunder all conditions. Once a localUCTC competition was scheduled on awinter day in which the wind chillfactor was -82°F. Haydon still showedup to officiate the meet for theseveral runners that wanted tocompete, Preckwinkle recalls.Even though Haydon may not bewidely known among members of theUniversity of Chicago community,every national-class runner in theU.S. knows of Ted Haydon, statesPreckwinkle. Also, Sports Illustratedhas written about Haydon on severaloccasions.There is one last interesting tidbitof information about Haydon. Notonly has Haydon coached world andAmerican record holders, but hehimself is also an American recordholder. About ten years ago, Haydonset the American 61-year old ageclass record for the hammer throw.Haydon did not attribute muchsignificance to this record: “Theolder you get the easier it is” to setthese records, he says.HviPS J£C PAeftiHq VfYTo Tvfiwvr up AW WAMTfe\> VA' WANE19a earAtvcE - Iawl tveCPr ANCltMT qRKEJf PtA<VlW^frS "PUT ATTV4E SAME TIME.XT WAV) TOtAASS APPEAL,/ "JUST TUvin/h* f r AUAQ5Tgave: up, i opr ..tv)vs ^eoPsrr oe insPsP/kitolline Chicago Maroon—Friday May 11 1984U. of C. Palestine Human Rights Campaign presentsFELICIA L ANGERspeaking onPalestinians Under Israeli LawMonday, May 14 • 8:00 p.m.Ida Noyes Library$2 Donation • $1 StudentsMs. Langer is an Israeli attorney; the Vice-President of theIsraeli League for Civil and Human Rights, and the author ofWith My Own Eyes: Israel and the Occupied TerritoriesPUBLIC LECTUREbyNORMAN SCHOFIELDUniversity of EssexandCalifornia Institute of TechnologyMANIPULATION OF THE POLITICAL ECONOMYTuesday, May 15,19844:00-5:30Pick LoungeSponsored by: The Committee on Public Policy StudiesandThe Department of Political ScienceSUPPLEMENTARYSTUDENT INSURANCESummer 1984Off-Quarter CoverageJune 8th is the DEADLINE forenrollment! 'Applications are available inAdministration 103.Off-quarter coverage is available to degreestudents who are registered and participate in theUniversity Plan the quarter prior to the off-quarterand who expect to be registered and participatethe quarter following off-quarter. 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People who toss around incomprehensibilities likethose simply do not care who’s got control of thePanjshir Valley this week. But before the birth of nu¬clear winter they would at least ask where the hellthat is. Now they just roll their eyes and say “We’llall freeze! Can’t you see? We’ll all d/e!” These peo¬ple are desperate.Given the prevailing attitudes of our current lead¬ership. one might hope that Carl Sagan et. al. justsketched those graphs of plummetting surface tem¬peratures off the tops of their heads one afternoon.Indeed, the TTAPS study they authored (Science, 23December, 1983) does not include a detailed discus¬sion of the models that led to the rather awesomepredicted effects of nuclear war: at least two monthsof severe cold and smoggy darkness, probablyworldwide. The model as described is ridiculouslysimple, with no consideration given to the effects ofwind, latitude, or diurnal variations. It’s just a slicenf atmopshere with a surface on the bottom, smokeand dust, and solar radiation. Mix them up, applysome principles of optics and thermodynamics, andsee what happens.But simplicity is still a scientific virtue, and thesimplest aspects of the TTAPS model are hard toargue with. Dump a lot of particulate matter into themiddle layers of the atmopshere and the surface willget dark and cold. The longer it stays there, thecolder the surface will get (to a point, anyway). Andif the particles absorb solar radiation well, it takesless of them to do the job. Smoke happens to be anexcellent absorber, nuclear weapons are terrific asfire starters, there are lots of flammable cities in thenorthern hemisphere and plenty of nukes are target¬ed on each one.But if the basic story is clear, the question of howbad it would be is decidedly not clear. If the net ter¬restrial greenhouse effect — the trapping of warmthby the atmosphere — is only about 20°C, as one atmo¬spheric scientist put it to me, then where does Saganget off predicting a 30° temperature drop after crisp¬ing a mere 100 cities? There have been thousand-megaton volcanoes that never came close to doingthat to the atmosphere. But then, volcanic dust andvapor does not absorb light the way smoke does.The main problem with nuclear winter is that no¬body knows what will happen to the smoke. Therewill be a helluva lot of it — TTAPS predicts more than the annual global smoke production of 200 mil¬lion tons, all in a few days. How fast will it get rainedout? Will it drastically change normal atmosphericcirculation patterns? Good models for this kind ofthing just don’t exist, and that leaves us, well, in thedark. But if conflagrations like that following thefirebombing of Hamburg are representative (thesmoke reached eight kilometers), it might not be un¬wise to pick up an extra pair of socks, soon.Several other groups have corroborated theTTAPS study’s findings. They include researchers atthe National Center for Atmospheric Research, theLawrence Livermore Labs, and the USSR Academyof Sciences (strange bedfellows indeed). The ecolo¬gical effects of nuclear winter are more speculativeby an order of magnitude, but those who have ha¬zarded guesses are talking about enough extinctionsto rival the major calamities of the past few hundredmillion years. Few have seriously positted humanextinction, although few have ruled it out. Loss of allhuman life in the northern hemisphere, along withthat of most large mammals, is quite seriously con¬sidered by people like Paul Ehrlich and Stephen J.Gould. These are not newcomers to the field.So what does one say to these wild-eyed anti-nukespeople who insist that we’re all going to die? “Sir,primitive preliminary studies do not adequately sup¬port your point?” Forget it...The only way to cool offthese crazies is to overwhelm them with sincerity.Try this one: “You know, you might just be right.Lei’s do something about it.”Ted Strom is, among other things, one of them.Elections in El Salvador: what do they mean?By John R. ConlonLast Sunday’s election in El Salvador leaves uswith one central, overwhelming question: What doesthis election mean for the future of El Salvador? It’simpossible to see into the future. We can, however,gain perspective on the present by knowing aboutand understanding the past.First some recent history. The two contestants inSunday’s election were Roberto D’Aubuisson andNapoleon Duarte. D’Aubuisson was a member of theparamilitary organization known as the “White War¬rior's Union,” and has been implicated in themurder of the late Archbishop Oscar Romero. (Enri¬que Baloyra, El Salvador in Transition pp. 99, 113).Duarte, who was billed as the moderate in last Sun¬day’s election, was president of the military-civilianjunta in El Salvador from December 1980 to the elec¬tions in March 1982. In the presidential election thislast March (1984), no candidate got a majority, andthe two candidates with the largest number of votes,Duarte and D’Aubuisson, advanced to last Sunday’srunoff. At this point, Duarte appears to have won therunoff election, and, barring coups, etc., will proba¬bly be the next president of El Salvador.The immediate effect of Sunday’s election willprobably be more US military aid. On the evening ofthis writing (Wednesday, May 9), President Reaganwill be going on television to make just such a plea.While many people in Congress are opposed to mili¬tary aid, it seems unlikely that they will resist Rea¬gan, since even the appearance of democracy (re¬gardless of the reality) is a compelling force in theAmerican public mind.The second most important question regarding theelection - after the effect on military aid - is, whatwill Duarte do? Again, we can’t predict the future,but we can learn something from the past.Duarte first came into the Salvadoran governmentin March, 1980, during a period of extreme govern¬mental instability. In October, 1979, the repressive —for that time — regime of General Carlos HumbertoRomero (no relation to the late Archbishop OscarRomero; was overthrown in a bloodless coup, byyoung, reform-minded military officers led by Colo¬nel Adolfo Majano. A junta was set up containing ci¬vilians such as Social Democrat Guillermo Ungo.The Carter Administration is believed to have sup¬ported the coup, apparently hoping that a reformistgovernment would correct the worst abuses of theprevious regime, and prevent the sort of refmluntion-ary change that had recently occurred in Nicara¬gua.Military repression, however, increased dramat¬ically, and the civilians on the first junta, unable tocontrol the army, resigned in January 1980, andjoined the opposition. A second junta was formed,which again, finding the real power to reside in the8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11, 1984 military, and seeing themselves being used as a lib¬eral facade for a military government, resigned inMarch of 1980. The military then asked NapoleonDuarte to join a third junta.It would be uncharitable to assume that Duartehad any control over the military, since military re¬pression of noncombatants continued, and, in fact,increased. But Duarte, unlike his predecessors, waswilling to be part of a repressive government appa¬ratus, and to lend that apparatus a certain degree ofrespectability. In the course of the year, Colonel Ma¬jano, the leader of the ‘79 reformist coup, steadilylost ground to rightist officers, while in December of1980, Duarte was elevated to the presidency of thejunta, a position he held until March of 1982. Majanowas eventually forced into exile, and Ungo, who hadbeen president of the first junta, now became thepresident of the oppositional Frente DemocraticoRevolucionario (FDR).Duarte, and the Carter Administration, which cul¬tivated Duarte’s image as a moderate reformer, fol¬lowed a policy of reform in the midst of repression. Aland reform was instituted in March 1980 which wasmodeled on programs used by the United States inVietnam. At the same time a state of siege was de¬clared. Thus, while 60,000 families benefited fromthe land reform program (which allowed them tobuy the land they worked on somewhat favorableterms), while Duarte was in office, 20,000 peoplewere killed, largely by government forces. (Data onthe land reform is from the State Department’s. July1982 certification report. Numbers killed are fromSocorro Juridico, as reproduced in Edward Her¬man’s Demonstration Elections and the ACLU’sJan. 1983 supplment to their Report on HumanRights in El Salvador). At the same time, 600,000people were made refugees (Chicago Tribune1/5/82). Thus, while we might hope that Duarte becomes aforce for peace and progressive change in El Salva¬dor, his past record suggests that he is willing to co¬operate with the most repressive elements in thatcountry, and give their government the liberalimage it needs if military aid is to continue.We can also understand why Reagan is so comfort¬able with elections in El Salvador, and with Duarteat the helm. Reagan wants to prevent a “commu¬nist” or otherwise hostile government from comingto power in El Salvador. In order to do this, he mustarm and support the Salvadoran military, which isknown to be chiefly responsible for the 40,000 civilianmurders which have occurred in El Salvador sinceOctober 1979. The American people - and Congress -are uncomfortable about supporting such a military.A budding democracy, however, is difficult to say noto. At the same time, having the military in powermeans that an election can be held in which thosewho oppose the military are afraid to run. Electionswere therefore perfectly safe from Reagan’s view¬point, and the surest path towards more militaryaid.I don’t have time here to go further into the prob¬lems of an election in a militarized society. Refer¬ences, however, include an excellent article in theMarch/April Columbia Journalism Review, MikeRoyko’s column last Tuesday (Chicago Tribune5/8/84, in which he quotes U of C professor John Coa-tesworth among others), and a new book by EdwardS. Herman and Frank Brodhead, appropriatelycalled Demonstration Elections.As I said earlier, we can’t predict the future. If theprimary effect of the elections in El Salvador is in¬creased aid to a bloodthirsty military, however, thenPresident Reagan will have cheapened and erodedthe concept of democracy.DOUBLEKNIT BY L.D. LUHVEYI'M MORT Pfct-DVOR.,STftWfc'MC* 'N Pfc-OMTOilt>A Nt^ES. H-A*-4-CAST 0fr cHtct> rwSidr,lA*)nv Al-LA*bC\vMOVSC.OS.T uu€.R All . opCourse,'■fPRfcvJfcu-cfcbT RjOAA■UtKj.bOT \ 1_‘!rtAnu£L I'M* IVJS'DC NOUJ ANb THtOPR UJWFT TNPG or LASCIVIOUS.ACTIVITIES At(L€ ST<LL feOlNfe OHovi-e -cote* lave*? out rSCMEOME rvAKvjC Ats) E*CLVSiVfc/*iR,SiR- \JJ *AT LAS.C.I VI oos THIWC,^i 0 V DO I KJ6.*7IT R\PPi»4vTHIS PLACE OPPJACK- lost!Rk WELL , WOULD V| OV MlWOTAk,|a|<^ SO ORNOOk.ClotWES OTP FOG. ooR.LJITCAHAfeHAS*u1L- LJKAt (OMD a'_J II 4 we TV)fc.<Ev{ A (EEN/OUGoldiamondcontinued from page fiveto give an example, Goldiamondwanted to find out why a certain mankept getting himself thrown into pris¬on. Rather than viewing the man’s be¬havior as irrational or pathological,Goldiamond tried to find out why theman turned to crime and looked for arational basis for his actions.He asked hiself: what’s better aboutprison to this man than being on theoutside? To find the answer, he ob¬served the man’s activities while in theprison over the seven terms he served.Goldiamond noticed that the man tooka strong liking to the educational pro¬grams offered by the prison.While serving his first term, the manhad a 2nd grade reading level. By theend of the 7th term, he was readingbooks from Harvard and had attaineda considerably high level of education,Goldiamond observed.The answer to Goldiamond’s ques¬tion began to emerge: outside the pris¬on the man was a drug addict and apusher; he got no respect. Inside theprison he had obtained respect for hisintellectual achievements. The manthus had greater reason to be in prisonthan out, so he turned to crime so hecould remain inside. This was not anobvious answer at first, but only beganto become apparent through the use ofthe nonlinear analysis.Goldiamond’s constructional ap¬proach to this problem was not to try todeter the man from crime, whichwould be the eliminative approach. In¬stead, he used nonlinear analysis tofind out what the man was really tryingto accomplish by his behavior. Oncethis was discovered, Goldiamond wasable to come up with an alternative be¬havior pattern for the man to followwhich would reap the same rewards,but at less cost (i.e., not going to jail,etc.).Goldiamond tried to get the mansome recognition in the outside w'orld by showing him how he might behavedifferently and still get what he wasafter. Today the man is the educationaldirector of a drug abuse program forthe state of California.The importance of this example is toshow that the man’s criminal activitywas not a sign of some pathologicalproblem, but rather it was his solutionto getting the recognitio he sought. Theman’s problem was not crime in and ofitself, but rather his inability to find amore intelligent solution to satisfy hisneeds.Goldiamond argued that “pathologi¬cal” behavior patterns can best bestopped by seeing them simply as cost¬ly means to a desired end, and then byshowing the patient more economical(i.e., less harmful) ways of achievingthe same desired goals.This is the constructional approachto solving behavioral problems, andaccording to Goldiamond, it producesfar better results than the eliminativeapproach.By combining nonlinear analysiswith the constructional approach, Gol¬diamond said therapists can achievebetter results for their patients as wellas achieve a greater understanding ofthe nature of behavioral problems forthemselves. Goldiamond’s methods,which he developed himself, havetherefore become an insightful anduseful tool for us to achieve a greaterunderstanding of both ourselves andour fellow men.Peace walk May 13The second annual Mother’s DayPeace Walk will be held Sunday, begin¬ning at 12:30 p.m. at State and Wacker.Participants will walk to the GrantPark Band Shell, where there will bemusic, dance, and words of peace.The event is sponsored by more than100 Chicago-area religious, education¬al, labor, peace, community and politi¬cal organizations, and is coordinatedby HEAR (Help End the Arms Race).For information or to volunteer help,call 663-1227. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) inthe upcoming “Indiana Jones andthe Temple of Doom.” The filmwill have a premiere benefit forWyler Children’s Hospital.Bloomcontinued from page oneBloom specifically singled out Burkeand Vrdolyak as candidates thosewhites who supported Washingtonwould not defect to in 1987. Neverthe¬less, he believes “Ed Burke has de¬signs on being mayor of Chicago.”This, the alderman said, has createdsome tension in the majority bloc, asBurke seeks to differ- from Vrdolyakand support “responsible” legislationthe mayor supports, but Bloom saidVrdolyak w'ould oppose “to keep thepot boiling.”The International House SpeakerSeries will resume May 23 as JoshuaHaidler of the Bulletin of the AtomicScientists speaks at 7:30 p.m. Benefit movie“Indiana Jones and the Temple ofDoom,” the sequel to “Raiders of theLost Ark,” will premiere in Chicago ata benefit for Wyler Children’s HospitalMay 22 at the Esquire Theatre, 15 E.Oak St. Harrison Ford plays IndianaJones, a University of Chicago pro¬fessor, in the upcoming film.Tickets for the 5 and 8:30 p.m. showsare on sale at the Reynolds Club BoxOffice and in the Wyler Administrationoffice, C-126. Prices start at $50 aticket.Chicago balletMostly Music will present the Chica¬go City Ballet in Mandel Hall on May 13at 3 p.m., with performances of Gersh¬win’s “Who Cares?,” “Western Hoe-down” and “Brahms Waltzes.” Theprogram is part of FOTA, and is co¬sponsored by the Medican Center’s So¬cial Service Department.Admission is $9 general, $7 faculty,staff, and $5 students. For tickets call924-2550.Millercontinued from page fourindifferently. They are not homosex¬uals. Furthermore, their male targetsdo not turn into homosexuals at anygreater rate than do non-molestedboys.Russ Miller, finally, has done theUniversity community a great serviceby drawing considerable attention togays’ problems here: both Susan Ro¬senberg’s letter and LawTence Lur-vey’s column allude, quite incidental¬ly, to the original events, showing thatthe matters have become part of as¬sumed, shared background informa¬tion. He has earned the gratitude of allof us. m ^ . .Peter T. DanielsLinguisticsREVELATION:ITS SIGNIFICANCE AND RELEVANCEA Talk ByRabbi Ahron LevitanskyMenahel Yeshiva Migdal TorahSaturday, May 12 at 1:30 p.m.atHillel House5715 S« Woodlawn Ave.The University of Chicago Department of MusicPETER SERKINPERFORMINGBEETHOVENTHE SIX LAST PIANO SONATASMANDEL HALL, 57th & University • 8:00 PMFRIDAY, MAY 11,1984(chamber music Series event)• E, op. 109 • A-flat, op.110• C Minor, op.111$10/UC student, $7Tickets A Information atMusic Dept. Concert Office, 5845 S. 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And welcome to an exciting career!Focus OnAmerica'sFutureHelp PreventBlrtli DefectsSupport theMarch of DimesMeMOTH DEFECT •' NO* Nl Yourbest friend ischoking,and all youcan hearis your ownheartpounding.Every second counts.Would you know what to do?Red rross will teach youwhat you need to know aboutlife saving. Call us.We’ll help. Will you?AmericanRed CrossAthletic board may eliminate women’s crew clubBy Frank LubyThe Board of Athletics will take upthe question of whether women’s crewshould continue as a sports club at theUniversity at the Board’s May 18 meet¬ing, according to a letter from PhilipW. Jackson, chairman of the Board ofAthletics, to Melanie Jansen of thewomen’s crew club.The letter, dated April 30, cites “du¬bious financial transactions of severaldifferent sorts, improper care and han¬dling of equipment,” the lack of a fac¬ulty advisor, and an outstanding billowed to a Seattle-based racing shellcompany among its numerous reasonsfor discussing the removal of women’screw’s club status.Women’s crew has received an op¬portunity to submit,a written state¬ment to the Board no later than May15.“We do not consider this whole pre¬sentation (i.e. Jackson’s letter) dueprocess, nor is there anything here (inthe letter) that seems to warrant invol¬untary dissolution (of the club),” saidSusan Urbas, co-founder and presentcoach of the women’s crew team.“It’s not fair that they’re not explain¬ing the charges, the accusations, andwho’s complaining,” said Jeanne Gra-vois, a member of the women’s crewteam.Jackson refused to elaborate on theallegations in the letter, saying onlythat the letter “was a private letter toMs. Jansen, and if she chooses to makeit public that’s her business.” Jacksonalso refused to comment on what con¬stitutes grounds for removing clubstatus from one of the sports clubs. Asource close to the Board of Athletics,however, responded by saying “thereare a whole series of extensive finan¬cial, membership, and governance ir¬regularities in the operation of thatclub extending back several years.” Urbas questioned the accusationssuch as “dubious financial transac¬tions” and so forth but claimed she re¬ceived no specifics nor clarificationsfrom the Board of Athletics on those“vague” allegations. The letter alsocites “improper care and handling ofequipment, including the club’s van,”but Urbas said the equipment is in “tip¬top” shape and that the club spent$1000 in the fall on improvements forits van. Urbas did admit that the out¬standing bill and the lack of a facultyadvisor “are the only legitimategripes” expressed in the letter.According to Ed Van Mason, sales¬man for George Pocock Racing Shell,Inc. of Seattle, the University of Chica¬go women’s crew still owes the com¬pany $148.24 (including late charges)on a purchase made May 20, 1982. VanMason said that his company has a his¬tory of “conrident” dealings with the Uof C women’s crew, and said in thiscase Urbas made several promises topay the account in question. In No¬vember, Van Mason received a letterfrom Urbas which he called “an abjectapology for the miserable treatment”with respect to the unpaid bill, but thecompany has “yet to see any money.”Van Mason said that three monthsago “a young man called from anotherprogram, and (we told him we were)not interested in selling parts to the Uof C, period.” Van Mason did retractthe restriction, however, calling it“unreasonable.” On April 11 he sent aletter to U of C Athletic Director MaryJean Mulvaney along with a copy of theinvoice and the late charges, raisingthe issue again.“I put hours into that account,” saidVan Mason, “and it really hasn’t beenworth it (in light of the small amount ofmoney owed).” Van Mason said,though, that upon receipt of the pay¬ment from the University he’ll “write a letter so that all is forgiven.” The letterwill go to Urbas and to Mulvaney.Urbas explained the billing proce¬dure as follows. Since she representsthe University, she receives the bill forthe purchase. She then submits the billto the sports club department, and themoney for the payment comes from theclub’s individual account. The processthen moves to the comptroller’s office.“It’s easy to lose track of it (the bill),”said Urbas of the process, adding “it’snot entirely our fault.”Urbas said she submitted the pay¬ment in this manner twice, the lasttime last year.Faculty Advisor“In the past we were told that thefaculty advisor had to have some back¬ground in the sport,” said Urbas. For awhile, she said, Mulvaney served asthe faculty advisor, as she rowed whenshe attended Wellesley. Mulvaneygave up the position several years ago,however, and the last faculty advisorwomen’s crew had, Ralph Austen, leftin 1982. For the next years, then, at thesports club allocation meetings, Urbasmentioned that the team “is looking forsomeone and hasn’t found anyone.”Urbas claimed she called Mulvaneyand Mulvaney told her that the facultyadvisor indeed does not have to haveprevious experience in the particularsport.“You don’t save this up to say it in aletter,” Urbas said. “You let usknow.”Gravois considered the Board’s ap¬parent actions “not a straightforwardway of dealing with someone,” andraised the issue of communication be¬tween the Board and the club sportsthemselves.“There’s no reason why someonecouldn’t have called,” Gravois contin¬ued, “and said ‘you have some organ¬ izational problems...clear them up toour satisfaction.” She added that shefelt the team would “not be allowed topresent (its) case,” implying a desirefor face-to-face communcation withthe Board instead of the written re¬sponse requested in Jackson’s letter toJansen.“What really struck me,” Gravoissaid, “was that if any problems devel¬op within a club, they (the club) can go.The boom can fall at any time.”A source called the Board’s requestfor written ‘rebuttals’ “a long standingpolicy”. This policy holds equally forany questions concerning the Board ofAthletics’ actions or policies, whetherthe “plaintiffs” are faculty, students,or staff.Overall OperationsUrbas considered the women’s creworganization, overall, to “be very ma¬turely run.” Urbas said the van hasnever had an accident, and thatwomen’s crew has experienced no ac¬cidents with athletes or with equip¬ment on the water. “That’s not to saythat within the context of limited re¬sources there aren’t little things...”Urbas added.She also called the image of the Uni¬versity’s women’s crew' club “verystrong.” The general feeling of theteam memers indicates enthusiasm,and this year’s squad contains manynew members. Gravois calledwomen’s crew “a positive thing. If theGeorge Pocock thing is all they cancome up with — and we’re on goodterms with the company — and if theyweigh that against the positivenessthat people get out of the sport, it’s apositive thing.”“The point is,” said Urbas, “that agroup that works this hard, and has agood history, deserves a lot more re¬spect.”tl^ TUjrJ Ctrinn—The apotheosis of Frank Robinsoni ne i nira oinng_ Vance Law still not safe at thjrdFrank Robinson walks slowly now on the fieldwhere he once strode as a baseball god. He hit morehome runs than anyone who ever played, save three.He stole over 200 bases in the era before the hyper¬inflation set in. He won the Triple Crown in 1966 justto show the Reds, who had traded him away the pre¬vious winter, that they had made a huge mistake.Vengeance is mine, saith Frank Robinson, when hehit two home runs to help Baltimore beat the Reds inthe 1970 World Series. Frank Robinson was not a for¬giving god.Now, as manager, Robinson is sort of a god. His isreminiscent of Milton’s God in Paradise Lost. BothGod and Robinson are unable to use their divinepower to save their creations from falling. Clevelandtried to use Robinson’s divine powers and his man-gerial abilities in 1975, but his powers had all butperished by then. Now Robinson is just a manager,but he works with a disadvantage. His greatest base¬ball talent — being a role-model player — preventshim from being a great manager. Nobody evershowed Robinson how to play or how to win; he justdid both naturally and frequently. But, having expe¬rienced almost exclusively the winning side of base¬ball, Robinson is unprepared to help a strugglingteam. He was never a sayer; he was always a doer.Now, his 50-year old body can’t do much for theGiants. So the more his Giants lose, the less Robin¬son has to say. Now almost mute, he merely sits, andwaits, trying to convince his bosses that he, too,serves.Although Robinson was a great player, he wasn’tTHE greatest player. Yet, he is the greatest playerever to become a manager. Is it a coincidence thatother great players usually choose not to manage?Or do they know something I know?Now take Tommy Lasorda, please. Or even take alook at Dick Williams of the Padres. These guyswere less than mediocre players, yet they played forwinning ball clubs. They were winners by associa¬tion as players. Thus, they can verbalize and com¬municate the proper attitudes and actions for win¬ning baseball. Lasorda and Williams always havesomething to say or do, as managers, and thus theirballclubs tend to win.Did you ever notice that J. Morris of WBBM-TVdoesn’t always give all of the baseball scores? Iasked him about it once and he told me it was hispolicy always to give all of the scores, except at theend of the season when certain teams were out of it.Well, does Mr. Morris think the season is over al¬ready? On the evening of 9 May 1984, 10:25 p.m.,Morris gave only five, count ’em, five scores, two ofthem being White Sox scores. The other scores given served only local concerns. The 10 other games, in¬cluding news of a doubleheader sweep, were totallyignored. Does this bother you? And you from someother part of the world where they couldn’t care lessabout the Cubs and Sox? Do you want to know howyour team did without having to spend a quarter call¬ing Sportsphone? Then this is what you have to do.When you watch J. Morris, note what scores hegives, and if he doesn’t give you the one you want toknow, drop him a note or call his station. Give thedate and a brief description of the injustice, and re¬mind him of his policy to give all the scores. Tell himthe “smart-ass kid” sent you —DAC* * * * *I was wrong when I said that the experiment withlefty Mike Squires at third was over. Last weekagainst hard throwing Jose Rijo, Vance Law wasbenched in favor of Squires. I still can’t understandwhy manager Tony LaRussa is still challenging Lawafter calling him a Gold Glove third baseman.Law has been left quite confused by the whole situ¬ation. This spring LaRussa brought in Art Howe andTim Hulett along with Squires to challenge Law forthe job at third. “It bothered me at first when I heardthat they were bringing in Howe and switchingTimmy to third,” Law said. “But then Tony took measide in spring training and explained to me that hewanted a competitive spring training.”Law is also unsure about the strategy of playinglefty Squires at third, but he did say “that a playerlike Mike deserves a chance to play.” A left-handedthird baseman would be vulnerable to the bunt andwould have trouble getting a quick throw over tofirst.After spring training Law thought he “had earnedthe job” when Howe was released and Hulett wassent back to Denver, but it seems LaRussa stilldoesn’t have confidence in Law.LaRussa’s explanation fdr using Squires againstrighties like Rijo was that Law has trouble againstthese righties, but Squires is only a .220 hitter andLaw must be able to do better than that...I know it’s a little early to start talking about Rook¬ie of the Year but big Alvin Davis of the Seattle Mari¬ners has made quite a showing the first month of theseason. Davis is batting .341 with nine home runs and26 RBI while playing first base for the Mariners.Last season Davis played at Chattanooga. Seattle’sAA affiliate.Another sparkling rookie this year is CaliforniaAngels’ catcher fielder Gary Pettis. Pettis is playinga spectacular center field and has scored 21 runswhile leading off for the Angels.Among the others in the rookie corps this year are Boston shortstop Jackie Gutierrez and Detroit utili-tyman Barbaro Garbey. Garbey came to the UnitedStates as part of the Freedom Flotilla from Cuba...Roger Clemens, a right handed pitcher at Paw¬tucket (Boston’s AAA affiliate), has shown greatstuff in the minors this year and might be up soon tojoin in the race for the Rookie of the Year...I’ve been hearing alot about the Detroit Tigers,and some people seem to think the race is over in theAL East. Right now they are six games ahead ofToronto and 10 games in front of Baltimore. But re¬member, there are over 130 games left to play thisyear and I’ve seen teams lose much bigger leads inmuch less time...Despite California’s aging team it seems theymight be able to pull together for one last hurrah andchallenge the White Sox for the AL West crown. Reg¬gie Jackson’s playing like he wants to retire with asixth World Series ring. Doug DeCinces looks like hehas overcome his back problems and is up amongthe league leaders in RBI. The pitching also haslooked good with Tommy John and Mike Witt off togood starts...I hate to look like I’m harping on the drug issue butonce again more major league players have beennamed in ongoing drug investigations. This timeamong the more notable players accused areBrewers Paul Molitor and Mike Caldwell and formerCleveland Indian Len Barker.Remember next Tuesday Willie Wilson’s suspen¬sion ends and you can go out and see him because theRoyals will be in Chicago next week for a three gameseries.Wilson will be playing because arbitrator RichardI. Bloch has decided that drug use should not betreated so severely by Major League Baseball. Themajor league owners have the option to get rid ofBloch and I think it’s about time they did before helets anymore convicts back into the league...Two nights ago the White Sox w'on the longestgame in major league history over the Brewers. 7-6The game lasted 25 innings and 8 hours and 6 min¬utes. The White Sox made some great comebacks,coming up with two runs in the bottom of the ninthand three in the bottom of the 21st to keep the gamegoing...I do not like to w’rite about hockey but I have tomention that the New York Islanders took the Mon¬treal Canadiens four games to two to advance to theStanley Cup finals against the Edmonton Oilers. Ac¬cording to Dave the Jay the Islanders are 1:2 favor¬ites to take their fifth consecutive cup. —CFDennis ChanskyCraig FarberThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11. 1984—13JrSPOUTSMen’s tennis takes conference meet easilyBy Jane LookThe University of Chicago men’stennis team, under the guidance ofcoach Bill Simms, continued its win¬ning ways this past weekend and tookthe Midwest Collegiate Athletic Confer¬ence (MCAC) by storm May 4-5 at Be¬loit, Wisconsin. The Maroons capturedthe team title, scoring 62 points to out¬distance easily rival Ripon College,which scored 42 points and finished sec¬ond. great success in each individual divi¬sion to be able to claim the team title.”Based on the outstanding seasonal per¬formances of the players, Simms wasable to get each player seeded in his re¬spective draw, and that earned eachplayer a bye into the quarterfinals.The singles division, played to com¬pletion on Friday, featured a talenteddraw in each division. The Maroonsposted three individual singles champi¬onships, the most ever for the MaroonsHenry Lujan captured number four singles title at last weekend’s con¬ference meet.Coe was a close third in the 11 teamfield with 39 points. Other competingteams (in order of finish) wereLawrence, Grinnell, Beloit, Knox, St.Norbert, Illinois College, Lake Forest,and Cornell.The championships, held at varioussites in Beloit, featured a single elimi¬nation format in both singles and dou¬bles. Each individual win scored twopoints for the winning school, andtherefore an individual championshipawarded eight points to the winningschool. Thus, as Simms said, “Wewould need a total team effort and at a conference championship. Sopho¬more Henry Lujan, ranked numberone, lived up to his billing by capturingthe fourth singles spot. Lujan beat Coein the quarterfinals, 7-5, 6-2, Beloit inthe semifinals (6-4, 6-3), and conqueredRipon’s number four player in thefinals (6-0, 7-5).Freshman Clifford Ko. seeded first atfifth singles, also earned a conferencetitle. Ko beat Cornell in the quarters(6-1, 6-0), Coe in the semis (6-2, 6-4),and hung tough to triumph againstRipon in the championship match, 4-6,6-3, 6-2. Top seeded Phil Mowery wrapped upChicago’s third singles championshipby sweeping the sixth spot. Mowerycrushed Lake Forest in the quarters(6-0, 6-1). He came back strong in thesemifinals after dropping the first setto take the match (4-6, 6-0, 6-1), thencruised to victory against Coe’s sixthplayer by a 6-0, 6-4 mark.At second singles senior Mike Vailvaliantly battled both a tough numbertwo draw and the misfortune of havingtorn one of his contacts before the startof conference play. Vail, the top seed,won his quarterfinal match (6-1, 6-3)and successfully battled Lawrence, 6-4,6-4. Vail faced the number two seededRipon player in the final and lost an ex¬citing duel, 6-7, 6-1, 4-6.Freshman Jay Woldenberg wasawarded the top seed at the numberone singles spot and started the tourna¬ment with an impressive quarterfinalvictory over Cornell, 6-0, 6-0. Unfortun¬ately, Woldenberg was upset in thesemifinals by Ripon’s top player inthree sets, 6-0, 1-6, 7-6.Senior Peter Kang, ranked third atnumber three singles, dominated hisopening quarterfinal match against Il¬linois College (6-0, 6-2) yet went upagainst the top-seeded number threeplayer from Lawrence in the semis andcame up short, 7-6, 3-6, 6-2.Thus, at the close of the singles com¬petition Friday, the Maroons held asubstantial but not insurmountableeight point lead. The Maroons conse¬quently needed a great effort in the do¬ubles to assure the team title. Simmssaid, “In the past our doubles havebeen weaker than our singles, but thisyear we’ve really displayed greatteamwork and support and this is ex¬emplified by the work of our doubles.’Chicago’s strength in doubles wasreadily apparent as the Maroonssnatched victories in all spots andswept the entire doubles competition.At first doubles, Woldenberg and Vailsquelched any bid that Ripon could muster to move closer to Chicago in thestandings. The pair, seeded second,scored the important victory in theirquarter final match against the Red-men, 4-6, 7-5, 7-5. Woldenberg and Vailthen won their semifinal against Grin¬nell (6-1, 6-4) and upset top seededLawrence in three sets to claim theconference title, (1-6, 6-4, 6-3).At second doubles, Kang and Mowerywere given the number one seed andconvincingly proved they were worthyof it by not dropping a single set duringthe tourney. They beat Cornell (6-4, 6-2)in the quarterfinals, dumped Ripon inthe semifinals (6-1, 6-3), and dominatedCoe in the championship match (6-3,6-2).Ko and Lujan, top seeded at third do¬ubles, played awesome tennis in theearly rounds. They teamed up to elimi¬Women’s track wins MACW meet againBy Geoff SherryThe University of Chicago women’strack team wrapped up its very suc¬cessful season by repeating as MidwestAthletic Conference champs. As theyhave done all year, the Maroons over¬powered the competition with theirtalent-rich squad. “Everyone camethrough for us at the meet. Our depthpulled us through this very toughfield,” said a pleased head coach LindaWhitehead.The U of C managed to place in allbut one event while adding multipleplacings in the shotput, the 100 meterhurdles, the 10,000 meters, the javelin,and the discus. Two school recordswere broken, while various personaland year bests were also posted.Helen Straus and Linda Kinney ledthe way with phenomenal individualperformances, grabbing seven and sixribbons respectively. Straus dominatedwith four firsts — in the javelin, thehigh jump, the discus (a new schoolrecord), and the heptathlon — whileadding a second in the shot put, andthirds in the triple jump and the 400meter hurdles. Kinney added twothirds (1500 meters and heptathlon), afourth in the long jump, and a fifth inthe shot put. She was also a member ofthe third place 4 x 100 relay team andthe fifth place 4 x 400 relay team.Ann Reed broke her own schoolrecord in the 10,000 meters with a timeof 10:37, good enough for a second placefinish. Meanwhile, Sue Snow cut aminute off her persona] best time in thesame event to grab the sixth spot. MyraLa Venue and Romnee Clark addedpersonal bests in the 100 meter hurdlesand the 200 meter dash, while ShaunaSmith tied her own school record in the100 meter hurdles with a quick 16.33clocking.Throughout the season various in¬dividual and school records have beenbroken. However, the key to this year’ssuccess can be found in Chicago’soverall team quality. “We won ourmeets because everybody put forththeir best efforts,” commentedWhitehead. “We are small in numbers,14—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11, 15*84 but we have a lot of depth. Individualperformances are fine, but in order forthe team to win, the team must per¬form well on the whole,” she added.This is best exemplified by the throw¬ing events at last weekend’s conferencemeet. The U of C grabbed two places inthe shot put, two places in the discus,and three places in the javelin. “Wewere even with Grinnell, Cornell, andSt. Norbert through the running events.However, our strong showing in thefield events gave us the edge,” saidWhitehead.Coach Whitehead is no stranger tosuccess. In her four years as women’strack coach at Chicago, she has sportedtwo conference championships and astate runner-up. Kinney commented, “Coach is very concerned, patient, andknowledgeable. She has really helpedthis team.” However, Whitehead was abit surprised at the outcome of the con¬ference meet. “I knew we could win,but I didn’t expect to do so by 13 points.I was very proud of our performance.”Although for the majority of the teamthe season is over, for Straus andpossibly a few others the Nationals atCarleton College still lie ahead. Strauswill represent the U of C in the javelin,the triple jump, and the heptathlon.Whitehead plans to take certainathletes to an upcoming meet in an at¬tempt to qualify them for the Nationalmeet.” Linda Kinney has an excellentchance of qualifying this weekend,”added Whitehead. Pete Kangnate Beloit in the quarters (6-3, 6-2) anddestroyed St. Norbert in the semis by6-1, 6-2 scores. However, they battled atalented squad from Ripon in the cham¬pionship match and were extended tothree sets. Chicago held tough andpulled it out, though, 5-7, 7-5, 6-4.Thus the Maroons capped their suc¬cessful conference showing by domin¬ating the field to take the team title bya comfortable 20 point margin. TheMaroons posted six separate champi¬onships, the most ever in Maroontennis history. Simms said, “I am real¬ly thrilled with our fantastic showing.The spirit and team support that weshowed at the Midwest Invitational wasamplified at conference. We really sup¬ported each other and had supportfrom the other teams as well. With thekind of spirit this team displayed, notjust at conference but throughout theseason, I look forward to a lot of excit¬ing tennis in the future.“Winning conference is really a trib¬ute to the dedication and drive the guyspossess,” he continued,.“and I’m real¬ly happy for them.”Baseball struggles to the season’s endBy Don HaslamThe Chicago varsity baseball teamhas played seven games since itdropped its final two conference gamesagainst Lawrence on April 24. The firstfour were played in a three-way meetat the Illinois Institute of Technologythat included IIT and the MilwaukeeSchool of Engineering on April 27 and28. The Maroons dropped a game to vi¬siting George Williams College on May1 and split with Carthage College hereon May 12.The two-day tournament at IIT wasplayed in great weather for Chicagospringtime, but the Maroons lost threeof their four games. In the first gameagainst IIT, Bob Dickey’s solo home-run proved to be the only offense in the8-1 loss, and one of only four hits. Thewild thing about this game was that IITscored all of its runs on only four hitsalso. Errors and bases on balls com¬bined for the seven-run sixth inningthat was the difference in the game.The day’s second game against Mil¬waukee offered about as much Chicagooffense as the first. The squad mus¬tered only four hits again in the 11-0loss.Chicago drummed Milwaukee in the tournament’s second day opener, 20-10.Freshman third-baseman Doug McNe-lis and junior pitcher Tom Weber bothhit homers while the team collected 19hits. Pitchers Steve Barnhart and JohnShimkus teamed up for the 10-hit effortagainst Milwaukee. This win put thetourney in the position to end up in athree-way tie, because a Chicago winover IIT in the nightcap would have lefteveryone with a 2-2 showing, but theMaroons lost the game to IIT 19-7. Theonly Chicago highlight was freshmanMike “Mr. Mean” Maciejewski’sgrand-slam home-run in the third in¬ning.Chicago lost to George Williams Col¬lege 19-4, even though they jumped outto their usual early inning lead, 3-1.George Williams stormed back with aneight-run third inning to take the leadfor good.The Maroons closed the season witha win and a tie against Coach RogerScott’s alma mater, Carthage College.Weber and McNelis pitched in the 9-2first game win. The Chicago offensewas led by John Gernon, Andy Salimanand Mike Medina, who collected twohits each.The nightcap was called a 5-5 tie after nine innings because the Carth¬age coach felt his team had to get backon the road home.Chicago’s final season record is4-19-1 with a 1-5 conference record.Junior first baseman and outfielderGernon led the team at the plate with a.304 average, and was followed byfreshman Tom Novak with .290. Theteam’s average as a whole was .216.Doug McNelis, another freshman,led all Chicago pitchers with 4.60 ERAwhile holding the opposing batters to a.253 average. He also picked up two ofthe Maroon’s four wins. FreshmanEric Smith had a promising year aswell as he held the opponents to a .283average, second only to McNelis.Smith also led the team in with afielding average of .981, but it’s prettyhard for first basemen to make a lot oferrors. Catcher Dennis Werner alsohad a very strong year defensively, asdid shotstop Mike Medina.The strong performances of thisyear’s freshmen are indicative ofCoach Scott’s active recruiting pro¬gram, and the loss of several strong se¬niors last year predicted that this yearwould be a rebuilding season.Depth and experience highlight 1984 Maroon footballBy Mark BlockerWhile the 1983 Maroons football sea¬son is now nothing more than a pile ofoffensive and defensive statistics, forhead coach Mick Ewing the 1984 seasonis just beginning. Over the past fewweeks, Ewing has patiently awaitedthe arrival of College acceptance let¬ters in order to determine just how suc¬cessful this year’s recruiting game wasplayed. From all indications, though,Ewing and his staff have done an ex¬cellent job of increasing the size anddepth of the team, including getting anumber of highly sought after, qualityplayers.Increasing NumbersThe prediction that seems to havethe greatest currency among bothplayers and the coaching staff is thatalmost all of the 43 players on the pres¬ent squad will return for the 1984 cam¬paign. This is surely the largestnumber of returnees in years andpromises to give the Maroons gooddepth at each position — somethingthat Chicago teams have alwaysseemed to lack. Ewing anticipates thatmost, if not all, of the 1984 starters willbe drawn from this pool of experiencedplayers.But freshmen are likely to give someof the present starters a decent chal¬lenge for starting roles. While Ewingemphasizes that returning starters willhave the edge on starting jobs, he notesthat “we will be bringing in a (new)person at every position, exceptcenter.” This assessment is based oneach prospective player’s projection ofwhere he will play and not necessarilyon where they will actually be playing.According to Ewing, “some of theseprojections are incorrect, and we willprobably talk to some of these peopleabout moving to certain positions,”perhaps giving them a shot at a start¬ing assignment.In terms of sheer numbers, the 1984squad could be the largest one in the re¬cent history of the program. Along withthe 43 already on the squad, Chicagohas received 29 affirmative responsesfrom the list of recruits, while eightmore have still, as of this writing,failed to indicate either way. Ewinghas estimated that next year’s squadwill probably round out to about 70players, which would be almost a 50percent incease over the size of the 2-7squad of 1983. For comparison, lastyear’s team started with 57 players forthe practice, but had reduced to only 49by the opener against Grinnell. JV Games PossibleSeventy players, quite obviously,would give the Maroons plenty ofdepth, but will cut down on the playingtime that many of the freshmen mighthave gotten on a smaller squad. And,while no one will be cut from the team,Ewing has recognized that squad sizeand freshman playing time are inver¬sely proportional. If at least 65 playersare on the final roster, then Ewingplans to solve the mass bench-warmingby scheduling JV games for those whohaven’t been playing as much.“If football is good for the bestplayers, then football is good for theplayers who aren’t the best,” quipsEwing. The opponents in these JVgames will be mostly non-conference,local colleges, such as North Park andWheaton. “Wherever there won’t be amajor problem cost-wise,” the Maroonmentor hopes to schedule a JV con¬test.The Recruits #Two of the best recruits this seasoncould help rejuvenate a running gamewhich was anemic at times during the1983 campaign. While Ewing is unwill¬ing to emphasize the importance of anysingle recruit, it’s hard not to be “a great team player — the welfare ofthe team was always number one withFred.” He was also described as an“excellent leader and a diligentworker” by Rardin, who guided WJHSto a 1-9 record this year. Rardin feltPausch would make an excellent Divi¬sion III college player.If Pausch does garner a spot in theoffensive line, he might end up block¬ing for another one of the Maroonsgood prospects, 5’9”, 165-pound MattGreen, a running back from MadisonWest High School in Wisconsin. CoachEwing describes Green as “the bestback in Madison,” and is especiallypleased with his decision to come toChicago because of the stiff competi¬tion.Green was also heavily recruited byWabash College, another Division IIIschool, which was able to make him agenerous scholarship offer. Wabashawarded Green the Lillie Scholarship,which includes a full tuition grant plusa stipend for summer study abroad.However, Green opted for the U of C,because of its superior academic quali¬ty, a fact which Ewing proudly pointsout. Ewing. Ruden is 6 feet, 2 inches tall,175 pounds, (almost identical toSchaefer), and is from Kelly HighSchool in Illinois. Kirchway could adda new look to the Maroon offense. The6’2” 187-pound senior from KlammothFalls, Oregon, throws lefty and hasgood speed. He could prove valuable ina Maroon offense oriented around therun.Rounding out the standout recruitson offense are Dure Savini, a runningback from Glenbard South, who was anall-conference and all-area selection.Mark Cowi adds his talents to the 1984team as an offensive tackle out ofProvidence High School in Lockport,Illinois. The 6’2”, 220-pound Cowi wasan all-conference and all-area selec¬tion his senior year. Jim Bonebrake,although he was a fullback at JolietWest, is expected to be a linebacker onthe Maroon squad.An already improved Maroon de¬fense will add several quality playersto its 1984 entourage. Some of its bestrecruits include Don Lerner, a 215-pounder out of Oak Park High School(Illinois), who is projected as a defen¬pleased with the acquisition of a playerlike Fred Pausch, who stands 6-4 andweighs in at 240 pounds. Pausch was anoffensive guard in high school, but thecoaching staff expects that he willmove to tackle for the Maroons. “Hemight be a guard in Division I, but at240 pounds he’s a tackle in DivisionIII,” cites Ewing, regarding the likeli¬hood of his position change.Pausch was a two-year lettermanand an All-Conference selection forWalsh Jesuit High School in Stowe, OH.Walsh Jesuit played in the now-defunctIntercounty conference, a small con¬ference but very competitive. Thisyear’s Walsh Jesuit schedule includeda contest with nationally-ranked Cin¬cinnati Moeller.In addition to being team captain;Pausch will be playing in an Ohio all-star game in July, with players fromover 60 schools represented. His coach,Jerry Rardin, has described Pausch as Burt Hable, head coach at MadisonWest, described Green as an excellentall-around player, “a good blocker,good pass receiver, and a good insiderunner.” He also noted that he felt theUniversity of Chicago would suit Greenwell, as he takes his academics veryseriously and considers them muchmore important than athletics. Hable,a 31-year veteran at Madison West,also praised Green as “one of the mostoutstanding leaders” (he was teamcaptain) he’s ever coached, and pre¬dicted that his young player would be a“star or near star-level player in col¬lege.”The graduation of frequent starterDon Haslam leaves an opening at back¬up quarterback on the Maroons, whichcould be filled by either Ed Ruder orGarrett Kirchway. Ruder is “the sametype of quarterback as Matt (Schaefer,the probable starter)”, according to sive tackle, as is John Plimpton, a 6’4”,205-pound senior from New Trier HighSchool in north suburban Chicago.There will be a host of new defensivebacks, among them Larry Schulzefrom St. Patrick’s in Illinois. Schulzechose Chicago over Cornell Universityand Georgetown in Washington.So, the 1984 football season should bea very different one from their pre¬vious campaigns. The unusual combi¬nation of experience and depth couldmake Chicago a contender in the 1984Midwest Conference race. Gone fromthe conference is perennial also-ranGrinnell, and they have been replacedby the always tough St. Norbert’steam. While it still may be too early totell, there is quite probably no domi¬nant team in the Northern Division,which could leave the door open forChicago. Next week: The recruitinggame itself.A twenty-five inning ball game: what’s the big deal?Richard Dotson, sitting on the dugout steps as heprepared to chart Tom Seaver’s pitches Wednesdaynight, seemed a little lost in the wake of the longestgame in the 108 years of major league baseball.“By the way,” asked the young righthander, “doyou know what day it is today?”History probably will not lose sight of The Game,the 25-inning, eight-hour baseball cornucopia whichHarold Baines brought to a thundering conclusion at9:13 p.m. Wednesday with a 420-foot home run tocenter field. That very fact marks the appeal of base¬ball, though, that the memory of the longest gameever — at least for the two teams and the handful offans lucky enough to see the entire event — will notfade as the years roll on. Baseball, more than anyother sport other than maybe the Olympic games,has an enduring ability to have its games rise abovethe level of mere competition to become an actualhistorical event. After all, one may say that all TheGame did was knock the Brewers one game below.500, with 135 games left in the 1984 season. If that’sall it does, then what is the big deal?Baines might answer that question better than I.His bat, and probably the ball he hit with two out inthe bottom of the 25th, are likely ticketed for the Hallof Fame in Cooperstown to rest along side the otherequipment players have used to make the biggest,longest, best, fastest, or most whatever since base¬ball began and people started saving such things.Along side Babe Ruth’s uniform and bat, Lou Brock’sshoes, and other fancy stuff.Not all of the players honored in Cooperstown in asimilar manner reached the status that Ruth and,say, Lou Gehrig achieved, and therein lies anotherreason why a particular baseball game can draw somuch importance to itself. The obscure player, theunlikely hero, often strikes the unexpected blow thatseparates a baseball event from any old game.Would anybody except the most avid Yankee fanknow who Don I ,ar<**n a sub- 500 pitcher over his ca reer, is had he not thrown a perfect game in the 1956World Series? Would Bucky Dent, an average short¬stop at best in his 12-year career, have a place in any¬one’s memory had he not lofted a Mike Torrez pitchinto the screen at Fenway Park in the famous 1978Boston-New York playoff game? Dave Palmer of theMontreal Expos threw a perfect game earlier thisyear. Had you heard of Dave Palmer before that?The Game provided many players with a chance toetch their names in history, and some may make itthere anyway merely for having prolonged the gamean ungodly amount of time. We probably wouldn’thave gone to extra innings if Brewer outfielder Char¬lie Moore hadn’t dropped a Tom Paciorek fly ball inthe ninth. The Sox could have won it a few inningsearlier if third base coach Jim Leyland and runnerDave Stegman hadn’t collided in one of The Game’sstrangest plays.On a shallow hit to center Stegman left second androunded third with a full head of steam. “I was hold¬ing him,” said Leyland, and despite the fact thatStegman rounded third at top speed, both Leylandand Stegman agreed that the Sox outfielder had no¬ticed the “hold” sign in time to stop. So what hap¬pened?“He just slipped,” said Leyland. But contact wasmade, and according to the rules a base coach cannotphysically aid a runner during live action. After ashort conference third base umpire Jim Evans calledStegman out, and the game went on (and on, andon...)The Sox stranded 20 baserunners. The Brewersdidn’t strand as many because the Milwaukee run¬ners found every way in the book to make an out.Juan Agosto picked off Jim Gantner; the Brewers hitinto at least five threat-killing double plays; JimSundberg, even after Sox catcher Carlton Fiskdropped the ball in a rundown, still managed to gethimself thrown out at home.The knowledge that something spectacular and historic can happen di.ring any given game in¬creases the fans’ stake in the action. For that reasonI’ll remember two other games for the rest of my life— one I saw in person, and one I decided not to at¬tend.Earlier this season I had two tickets to a SaturdayWhite Sox game, but gave them up because I had anintramural soccer game at 12:15 and I wouldn’tmake the Sox game in time if I played. What hap¬pened? My team lost, and Jack Morris pitched a no¬hitter for the Tigers.In April of last school year, a bit more than a yearbefore Morris’s no-hitter, a friend and I headed to Co-miskey because little else was going on, especially oncampus. We bought general admission seats, butsnuck into the expensive box seats, and sat back towatch the game. As it turned out. Milt Wilcox — a.500 pitcher who started in the Cubs’ system — cameone out away from throwing a perfect game. JerryHairston, a journeyman outfielder for 10 years,ended the bid with a clean base-hit in the bottom ofthe ninth.So what is the big deal? When you sit down towatch any sporting event, and a team is losing, yourmind invariably wonders about the chances of a co¬meback. Sometimes you even imagine how the co¬meback will come about. For some reason baseballseems to make those visions reality with surprisingfrequency.Most importantly, though, is our attraction to anevent of any sort, whether it’s a concert, a visit bysome head of state, a famous speech, or whatever.The arrival of the Beatles, Christmas Mass at St.Peter’s Basilica, and the US 1980 Olympic hockeyvictory hold some spell over people and invoke that“Damn, I wish I’d been there” reaction. For theaverage person, baseball provides a shot at being apart of history every summer night. It game memine Wednesday.— Frank LubyThe Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 11, 1984-15Maroon Scoreboard AAround the ConferenceMidwest Conference track coachestoday named Coe-a unanimous favoritetp successfully defend its title at theleague’s 62nd Men’s Outdoor Track andField Championships Friday and Sat¬urday at Lawrence University in Ap¬pleton, WI.Over 200 athletes are expected for thetwo-day meet at Lawrence Universi¬ty’s Whiting Field. Starting times are2:30 p.m. Friday and noon Saturday.The poll of league coaches picked theUniversity of Chicago as a solidchoice for second and St. Norbert andRipon as the next two top challengers.Grinnell, Knox and host Lawrence alsoreceived votes to finish in the top five.Monmouth, Beloit and Illinois Collegeround out the 10-team field. Here arehow the conference teams look beforethe meet.Coe — Coach Lonnie Rogers of thedefending champion Kohawks hasthree competitors returning to defendfour championships: Chuck Meyer(long jump, triple jump), Brad Par¬sons (400 hurdles), and Kevin Welu(pole vault). Other top contenders in¬clude Bob Shanahan (800), Mike Vance(200, 400), Steve Crew (pole vault) andAdam James (discus). At this winter’sindoor championships, Welu won thepole vault, Meyer the long and triplejumps, and Shanahan the 1,000.St. Norbert — St. Norbert CoachTerry Pliner is expecting top perfor¬mances from miler Bill Stenz, the in¬door champion; hurdlers Steve Heimand Keith Klestinski, who placed 2-3 forthe Green Knights indoors; sprinterPat McPhetridge and javelin throwerKen Zacharias, who was third in lastyear’s outdoor championships.Ripon — Hurdler Tim Theisen, the^reigning indoor hurdles champion, and distaheeman Gary Judson, the reign¬ing indoor two-mile champion, headCoach Larry Terry’s list of track hope¬fuls. Other top Redmen contenders in¬clude Todd Ciesielczyk (discus, shotput), Lee Zarnott (high jump, javelin),Rob Needham (hurdles) and Jim Esten(800).Grinnell — Jon Maron, the defendingoutdoor high jump and indoor 400-meter champion, returns at the top ofCoach Will Freeman’s entry list.Maron also will run the 400 hurdles.Other top Pioneer contenders includeDoug Wright (long jump), Jim Nie-meyer (pole vault, discus) and ScottHildula (javelin).Knox — Siwash Coach Joe Campan-elli’s top entries include Mark Dinges,Bill Henke and Joe Plomin in thesprints, Tim Dunn in the 800, MartyGreen in the shot and discus and Stan¬ley Johnson in the long and triplejumps.Lawrence — Eric Griffin returns todefend his league title in the 3,000 stee¬plechase. Viking Coaches Gene Davisand Doug Gilbert also have top con¬tenders in Chris Berger (5,000), SteveDobbe (100, 200), Tony Sproles (400hurdles), Cliff Rohdafox (110 hurdles)and Mike Neuman (shot, discus).Monmouth — Pat Garst returns todefend his conference championship inthe javelin. Other top entries for ScotCoach Roger Haynes include BrianRoss (400), John Harp (pole vault),Chris Pio (3,000 steeplechase), MikeWolf (hurdles), Dan Cox (discus) andTed Nehrkorn (100, 200).Beloit — Top Buccaneer entries forCoach Ken Brautigam are Pete Ham-man (800, mile relay), Mike Wirt (100,mile relay) and Chris Koy (5,000).Hamman won the 600-yard run at thisyear’s indoor track championships. SoftballThe University of Chicago softballteam closed its season a week ago witha sweep of North Central College.Those two victories gave the Maroons a14-6 season record. Here are the finalstatistics for the 1984 season.BattingName AB R H RBI AvgAhsan 63 12 20 8 .317Bircsak 16 4 0 0 .000Choldin 6 2 2 1 .333Detloff 70 18 21 7 .300Doody 1 1 0 0 .000Edwards 27 1 4 4 .148Gemmill 61 16 18 16 .295Grossman 25 1 2 3 .080Haddock 1 0 0 0 .000Howd 62 20 15 4 .242Ishii 3 1 0 0 .000Kitchen 61 15 19 18 .311Lively 0 0 0 0 —O’Connell 50 16 14 11 .280Owen 32 1 4 2 .125Parshall . 4 0 0 0 .000Thompson 16 1 3 1 .188Walsh 55 14 15 13 .273Five Maroons had on-base percentagesover .500, including Karen Walsh (.545),Helen Grimmill (.529), Arzou Ahsan (.521),Dana Howd (.521) and Kate O’Connell(.518). PitchingNameKitchenCholdin W L ERA12 5 1.772 1 4.12LacrosseThe U of C lacrosse club, still in therunning for a berth in the MCLAplayoffs, face the Windy City LacrosseClub at Stagg Field tomorrow at 1:30p.m. The leading scorers for theMaroons with two games left in the sea¬son are as follows:GoalsHugh Birch 11Nick Shermeta 5Ted Voorhees 5John Herskovitz 4AssistsTom Drelles 4Nick Shermeto 4Tim Goodell 3Hugh Birch 2Teddy Kim 2PointsHugh Birch 13Nick Shermeta 9Tom Drellas 6Ted Voorhees 6Women’s TrackTeam scores at the MACW champi¬onship meet last weekend went as fol¬lows: Chicago 117, Cornell 104, Grinnell93, St. Norbert 91, Lawrence 47, Mon¬mouth 42, Coe 27, Beloit 21, Illinois Col¬lege 12, Knox 3, Ripon 1.JWomen's crew continues season at Lincoln ParkThe University of Chicago Women’sCrew travelled to Lincoln Park Lagoonthis past weekend planning to fieldWomen’s Frosh Eight, Frosh Four andOpen Singles entries in 1,000 metercompetition against the Chicago CoedCrew, Notre Dame, Northwestern,Culver Military Academy, LincolnPark, and Milwaukee boat clubs. Whenseveral of the scheduled eight raceswere cancelled due to a recent traileraccident which destroyed two CoedCrew and Lincoln Park Boat Clubeight-oared shells, UCWC had toregroup into two Frosh Fours and enterthe Mixed Eight race instead.In the first Women’s Frosh Fourheat, UCWC-A (cox-Ellen Brown,Ariana Lloyd, Starley Shade, JeanneGravois, and Caara Fritz)demonstrated promising form while finishing only 30 seconds behind NotreDame in a time of 5:00. In the thirdheat, UCWC-B (cox-Janet Lubert,Larisa Goldin, Serrita Jane, SusieBrady and Ellen Brown), containingthree oarswomen participating in theirfirst race, won the start and carried thelead to the 250 meter mark. UCWC-Bfinished a distant second, though, (notime was recorded) after two jumpedslides broke momentum and allowedLincoln Park Boat Club to move ahead.The Women’s Crew won the Women’sOpen Single final with Susan Urbaseasily outdistancing the CulverMilitary Academy entry by open waterin the first 400 meters of the race (notime was recorded), before her oppo¬nent capsized at 600 meters.Four UCWC oarswomen then joined—msk i % 0 - i —i 2PHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLISThe 1984 women’s crew club: front row (left to right) Serrita Jane,Ellen Brown, Susie Brady, Fiora Pizzo, Julie Pierog, coach SusanUrbas. Back row (I. to r.) Starley Shade, Dawn Canty, Julie Fer¬nandes, and Ariana Lloyd.16—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11,1984 four novice men from the Coed Crew torace in the Mixed Eight (cos-IanSweedler, John Bretscher, MitcheWorth, Church Connolly, GeoffPlampen, Lubert, Shade, Lloyd, andGravois) against Lincoln Park BoatClub. Despite dislodged seats in boththe stroke and bow positions, theWomen’s Crew/Coed Crew entry heldoff LPBC in a tight race all the waydown the course that ended with theChicago combination boat beatingLPBC by inches.UCWC’s final competition of theseason will be the Waterloo OpenRegatta in Waterloo, Iowa on May 12.The team plans to compete thereagainst 15 Midwest crews in theWomen’s Frosh Eight, Frosh Four,Lightweight Four, Open Four, OpenSingle and Mixed Eight events. Theteam will then resume training athome, breaking only for finals. Coach Urbas remarked, “Theathletic commitment and enthusiasmof this crew is very impressive. Afterthe Waterloo Regatta all of their effortswill be directed toward a superior per¬formance at the Head-of-the-CharlesRegatta in the fall. The team will con¬tinue to recruit, train, and competethrough the summer with that goal inmind. Several members of the teamwill be in Chicago over the summer,and those going away will be rowingwith hometown teams and/or other¬wise following a prescribed trainingregimen. They are also planning toassemble in Chicago before autumnquarter begins in order to undergo aweek of twice-a-day training sessions.”Sports CalendarLacrosse — Saturday, May 12, vs. the Windy City Lacrosse Club, at 1:30p.m.; Stagg Field.Men’s Track — Saturday, May 12, at the Midwest Conference champion¬ships, at Lawrence University in Appleton, WI.FIJIs sit for La RabidaBy Don HaslamThe fraternity of Phi Gamma Deltais sponsoring its third annual pole-sitfor La Rabida Children’s Hospital andResearch Center from noon, May 12 tonoon, May 19. The fraternity brotherswill sit atop a 25-foot pole in front oftheir chapter house at 5615 S. Universi¬ty for 168 straight hours.La Rabida Children’s Hospital offerstransitional care for chronically illchildren with problems like asthma,arthritis, cerebal palsy and orthopedicproblems. These children are “techno¬ logy dependent” — they require expen¬sive equipment to treat their problems,so money is a real problem as well.Donations can be made by calling thefraternity at 753-4070. Pledges are gen¬erally on a cents-per-hour basis, butcan be made in a lump sum as well.Fraternity members will accept dona¬tions at a desk in Reynolds Club fromMay 14 to May 17 also. All proceeds godirectly to the Hospital and are used atits own discretion. The fraternity has agoal of $2000.CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not accepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACEStudios, one, two & 3 Bedrms some Lake viewsHeat included. Laundry facilities. Parkingavailable. 5°o Student Discounts. HerbertRealty. 684-23339-4:30 Mon - Fri.Arrange as 2 or 3 Bdrm, 56th & Kimbark, Sun¬ny, Washer, Dryer, Dishwasher, Oak Firs,Priced To Sell, $56,000. Call 876-3512 or 947-9432.SUMMER SUBLET-non-smoking, 3BR (1BRfall opt) furnished, 54th 8. Ellis, laundry, cat,clean, sunny, price negotiable, call 947-9723eve.CONDO FOR RENT Very Lrg 4RM 1BR, GrtLocation Beautiful Renovation, DR, LR, OakFirs, Molded Ceilings, Mod Kit, Avail 6/1, $445,643 2934.ELEGANT 2 BEDROOM CONDOLarge rooms with lots of Windows & Sunporch,Exposed wood, Modern Kitchen, Washer &Dryer, Secure parking, 52nd & Greenwd,Avail. July $62,500. Phone Tom 962-7292 (D)643-3011 (E)WALK TO CAMPUS 2br 2 ba prof dec drapescpt ac pkg sec pool 680 eve 947-9597.4 room Co op for Sale-Sunny, 3rd fir, new kchnear campus $35,000ask for Ellen at 962-1756or288-5363.Sublet 56 & Univ on campus, bus rts. Air cond.2-3 bed, 2 bath, furnished Avail mid June-Sept.Call Rima 947-0036 or Dristi 947-0747 x477.COOP FOR SALE BY OWNER57th & Blackstone Large 3BR 2bath 1st FI Eatin kitchen Lovely, Safe for ki.ds, back yard.Ray Sc Near 1C, University Shopping, 72,500.752-2554.SUMMER SUBLET 2 bdrm apt. easily walk toU, 1C. avail Jne-Aug. $490/mo643-5061 eves.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark 7 rm-4 br/nrShop Trans/Cpt (Heat, Hot water) quiet $550.752-5146.Extraordinary opportunity for persons of lowto moderate income (students also eligible) toown modern apt. in secure & friendly co op on¬ly 3 blks from campus. Extra room in this 1bdrm. can be used as study or extra bdrm.Large enough tor a couple w/sm. child. Backporch, Ig bthrm, all new appliances & fixtures.Reasonable monthly chgs based on what youcan afford. Avail July 1. Purchase price: $3100.We didn't believe it at first either. Call 241-5950.SUMMER SUBLET 3 bedroom furnished 2416673 5456 S. Harper.SUNNY SUMMER SUBLET: 2BR/2BA, AC,furn, safe tennis cits., nearby Mr. G's & Jim¬my's $400/mo or 5200/BR/mo 493 2327.Studio apt avail July 1 5847 Blackstone 325 permonth References required for info call 6673932 or 288-2175.SPACIOUS 2 Bdrm Apt, summer Sublet/FallOption. Wd firs, bk cases, bay windows.$550/month 5308 Blackstone Call Susan 9479035.WANTED: Female to sublet one bdrm inspacious North Side apt. 6/10-8/31. One blockfrom "L" good nbrhood; $200/mo. Call 281-8629eves.3BR apt NR CAMPUS June occup 3fl quietsecure New Bath&Kitch 53&Woodln $630 inclheat 386 6956.5254 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 Rent w/option to buy or summer sublet w/option to rent: Sunny 3 bedroom, 2 bath apartment in 6-flat. Backporch, front porch, parkingspace, hardwood floors. 2 blocks from CTA, 1C,Co op and lake. Located on Mini bus C route.Open June 1. Call days Stephanie (861 2383)nights, Guy (248 8179) or Teri/Peter (667-1138)Summer sublet. 3 BR Apt in Hyde Pk close to1C and buses. 31st fl lakeview. Fully furn.w/TV, 2 stereos, central ac. 947 9557.DELUXE EFFICIENCY in heart of LINCOLNPARK, available for summer sublet ONLY$265, just 2 blocks from zoo Call Will 871 6276now!1 or 2 bdrm w bath in SPECTACULAR 4bdrm/3 bath apt, overlooking the lake. 24 hrsecurity, laundry in bldg. This must be seen tobe believed! call 493-1022, 324 2574, 962-7820.Sublet rm in incredible 3-bdr apt - sunny,gourmet kitchen, on campus bus rtes. 493 9264Room for rent for summer or full year (avail.June 1) $242.50/mo no utilities Share apt on54th PI, w/quiet m n s grad. Call 493-5934 askfor Jim.Summer Sublet-June to Sept. 4 BR Grt.location-53rd & Kimbark. $725/month. Call 753-8342 ext. 732.SUMMER SUBLET 8RM 4BR fully furnishedwasher dryer dishwasher airconditioner.Fenced yard, kids OK. 58th & Kenwood.$750/mo 947-0377.Sunny, Well Furnished One Bedroom Apartment on 53rd and Hyde Park to rent. June 1stfor summer or longer. Available from May19th $450 per month Phone 324 7611 or 962 9583.Apartment for summer sublet with fall option.One or two bedrooms, clean, sunny laundry inbuilding. Near lake, transportation, shoppingCall 324-4644, ask for Leslie or Heidi.STUDIO APT SUBLET with option to renewrent negotiable 55th and Harper 643-0472 keeptrying.4 BR condo in owner-occupiced E Hyde Parksix-flat 1 blk fr lake seeks considerate tenant/suntil Sept '85 w/option beyond Furn or unturn.Avail as soon as 6/1. 9/1 latest. Wood burningfirepl. Piano. $800 inc heat 684-0705Charming hse. Cent. H. Pk. 7rm 2/lge kitch, 3full bthrm. fnsh. bsmt. dbl. gar. frt. grdn. backside grass yds. new appi + amen, incl cent,ht/a. cond lots more move in cond. $159,000.288 8177 aft 7pm.Summer Sublet-furn apt. in great location byField House. Call Laurel 947-0036 Safe 8. sunny.Attractive 1 bedroom condo for rent 5425 S.Dorchester. Available end of June. Separateliving room and dining room. Dishwasher.Carpet, call Miller 752-4559or 962-9336.For Sale By Owner: Spacious One Bedrm Condo 3rd fl-very sunny 3 blks to UC Call 947-9208.Lovely condo for sale by owner: 2br, large,Sunny liv and din rms, ref oak firs, wbf, lowmonthly assessmt, excell courtyd bldg, 3 blkslake, nr transp, stores, walk univ. $67,000. call324-2588.SUMMER SUBLET-2 needed for quiet, securecondo56th 8. Kimbark $160 neg call 947-8672.! CHEAP ! LIVE AT PSI U THIS SUMMER !CHEAP! Coed w/sep bthrms; Copious SocialAmenities Excellent Location! Singles &doubles avail Call Dave at 324-1890 Rooms aregoing quickly.SUNNY, QUIET, LARGE, STUDIO avail 7/15442 Harper, pis. leave name & phone » 493 9788Responsible grad stud, pref.SUMMER SUBLET 5519 S University LargeSunny Furn 2 BR avail June 1 to Sep 15 greatlocation across from gym and open field backporch/yard call 947 0456.LARGE, SUNNY 1BR Nicely renovated;modern kitchen & bath. Safe, convenient location. 5843 Blackstone. Summer sublet with falloption. $395. 947 9496.SUBLET with option to renew. Sunny bdrm ina LARGE 3 bdrm apt. Large living room, dining room and kitchen. TWO porches! Everettbtwn 55th & 56th, $175 June 1st or 15th, throughOct 1st. Call Monica 955-8560The Closer You Get The Better We iMok!Hyde Park's Completely SewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T.Y. Antenna • Sew Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heal • Sew Appliances• Wall to Wall Carpeting • Sight Doormen• Central Air ConditioningI Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $5255200 S. BLACKSTONE AVE.1 BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURT6S4-S666 HAVE ROOM, WILL SUBLET—good loc; 56th& univ safe, convenient, close to quads —callLayla 947 0747 x268 if no ans, please Iv msgw/dsk.Fall option 6rms 3br porch avail May 15 $40054th & University 643 3479.FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED. 2 br apt.modern, a/c safe, w/lake view, near campus.$225/mo (neg) non-smokers only, call 324 3917(Morn best).Very large 2 bedroom apartment at Universityand 55th. Large living room, kitchen, and 2baths, Lots of closets, back porch, and fencedbackyard. Good for couple with child orstudents. A real steal at$560/mo. Call 752-5877.SUMMER 1 BDRM 56TH & KIMBARKGREAT LOCATION LARGE CLEAN NICEAPT BIG CLOSETS LNDRY GET A $495 APTFOR ONLY $395 THIS SUMMER ONLY!CLOSE TO CAMPUS 955-7705 AVAIL 6/15.SUMMER SUBLET 51st 8. Hyde Park, 1 Blkfrom 1C, Fully Furnished, 5 bdrms, 140/rm/moCall 288-2027. GREAT SPACE IN LARGE 3bedroom, 2 full bath unit on con¬venient Everett Avenue. Largeyard and 2 porches in a well- main¬tained building. Light andbright.$75,000.MODERN LOW RISE - 2bedroom condo. Located in lovelyKenwood. May be just the perfectaffordable home for you. Modernkitchen. Good association. Mid$40’s.SPRING INTO THISBEAUTIFUL 2 bedroom condolocated in the heart of Hyde Parkat 52nd and Dorchester! Withinwalking distance of the best HydePark can offer! Reduced to sell at$53,000.Sublet for Summer Quarter 3BR Screen PorchFurnished 1st Floor Near UofC FencedBackyard $450 negot 241-7495.Furnished house for rent in Flossmoor; easy 30min commute on 1C, 3 Bdrms, 2' 2 Ba, FamilyRm, bkfst Rm, frplce, garage, veg garden,backyard playhouse for children, excellentschls; 1 yr lease from Aug 1, $800/mo + util;cerdit check and refs required; Dr. M.W.Makinen962-1080 (days); 957-1484 (eves).56th 8. Harper condo. 2 bdrms, Irge, kitch,w/all mod. appl. Ivng 8. din. rms. beautif. hdwdfirs., a/c, sunny bk. porch, wlking. dist. toUofC, 1C 8, shops. $60,000 Ray 890-9390.FOUR BEDROOMS 2 baths for $725. Heat incl.option to buy. TWO BEDROOMS $450 684-5030before 9am or eves, both apts. avail June 1.1 Room co op apt. for sale. Walk to Campus.$14,900 Negotiable. 536-3881.One room in 3-bdrm. apt. $159/mo summersublet avail. 6/11. 51st 8. University, privatebath, spacious, on bus routes, call Cory Degues684-0383.SUBLET PROF'S HOUSE THIS SUMMERElegant home in estate area of Kenwood/HydePark, 8 BR's, 5>/2 baths, 6 fplcs, Idry, incl wklymaid 8. handyman. Garage avail. Refs reqd.Avail 6/15-9/15. $250/mo/person. Call Tom 624-5530.STUDIO and ONE bedroom apts. nowavailable 52nd 8. Woodlawn. $220-$295. 684 5030bet 9am, eve. PRIME LOCATION. Charmingand in excellent condition.Separate den with closets can beconverted into a second bedroomor provide privacy for a study.Lots of wood trim. A very specialbuilding. $62,000.SUNNY CONDO! Located onlovely Ridgewood Court, this 5room apartment is a real find! Aden and backporch adds real livingspace and convenience!. Really-priced to sell, this condo can beyours for $49,900. A great firsthome!LOCATION RIGHT - SPACEBRIGHT. This 2 bedroom in theheart of campus has southeasternexposures and a woodburningfireplace. $60’s.JUST LISTED - PRIME CAM¬PUS LOCATION. Cozy 3bedroom co-op with woodburningfireplace. Wonderful yard. $50’s.Call today!HILO REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.355-1800V JPut the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $505 • Two Bedroom from $700Rem includes heat, cooking gas, and master TV antennaOffice hours: Sat 11-5, Sun 12-5, A Or call for information andMon-Th 12-7, Fri 12-4 appointment—643-1406CjOmdemm/ioiAse16-4 2 East 56th Street^In Hyxle Park, across Ore park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryF.qiuil 1h Hiding Dpi* xiuniix M.in.igcvl b\ Mtinqilc\ Itx: > jThe Chicago Maroon—Friday. May 11, 1984—17Summer Sublet CHEAP! Rms In 5br turn apt Dark green lounge chair, brown velvet sofa,campus/shopping. $125/mo. 493-7373 end table, white kitchen table, Good condition,lings. Best offer. Call eves. 288 7063.LAKE FRONT SUBLETfwo“ rooms available at 50th and LakeshoreDrive 22nd floor call 493 0052 late evenings only$166 or less. RUMMAGE SALE Sat., May 12, 9am 3pm,United Church of Hyde Park, 53rd &Blackstone.BLACKSTONE VILLA APT1 bdrm 4 room FURNISHED. $425 incl. utilities1 yr lease begin June 1 call weekdays 962-7284. FILE CABINET 4 drawer black metal looksnice Call Jim 324-2751 $70'best offer. Must sell.SPACE WANTEDCouple with school age daughter need 2bd aptnorth of the Midway and near Billings Hosp forJuly 1 or later, 49M 892. FURNITURE: Large desk & chair, B&W TV,twin bed, chair. Good condition. 947-0832.Two mature responsible taw students {29,25}want to rent a 3 to 5 BEDROOM HOME for the1984-85 academic year. We are nonsmokersand have no pets. Please call Joshua Hornickat 684 5929 or Doug Weinfield at 288-3457. Ankle Height Boots: powder grey suede, flatheel, women's size 7V?. Perfect condition wornjust twice. ONLY $40.00call 752-5521.FOR SALE Divinity School Book sale. Large discount onnew and used books in religion, history,philosophy, literature, education, etc. Thurs,May 17 and Frl. May 18, 9:00-3:30. Many booksV* price on Friday. Swift Hall Commons Room,1025 E. 58th Street.Qualify chrome/woodgrain desk. 4 drwrsw/tile. Exc cond$l20/best offer. 643-5719. WANTED1978 Ford Fiesta One Owner New battery,tires, struts. AM FM Cassette $900 Ph 753-3520. Buy/Sell gradtix Mark K 753-3776.PEOPLE WANTEDNew name brand VIDEO CASSETTERECORDERS for $139 with a rebate of $125with the Keebee Multi level marketing pro¬gram. For into, call 493-2197.Booksaie. Pullman Library 11001 Indiana5/7/84-5/12/849:30am- 5:00pm. 995-0110. People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about How you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! 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Depending onspecific position, duties include performinggenetic experiments involving molecularbiology and biochemical techniques such asrecombinant DNA techniques; performingsterile cell culture work; and supervising andmaintaining research tab Candidates musthave at least a bachelor's degree in biologicalscience with background in laboratoryresearch emphasizing molecular, biochemicaland cellular genetics. For fullest considerationsend resume, copy of college transcript, andnames of 3 references by May 21 to: Center forGenetics, Room 1404 CME, University of IIlinois College of Medicine. 808 S. Wood Street,Chicago, 1L 60612. The University of Illinois isan EO/ A Aemployer.Cokin Special Effect filters Pro Series two forone sale.Model Camera 1342 E, 55th St, 492-6700 Food Caterer needs people to help set up andserve at parties. 363-2844.Clip &POTPOURRI OF! NEAR CAMPUS Itxl mf mA*! APARTMENT HOMES KENNEDY RYAN. MONKSAL 6 ASSOCwoe South Lake Part667-6666SMALL, COZY, CHEAP enwood. ThreeL^n/i Pi//arcUNIVERSITY PARK STUDIOClose to everything. Outside parking space included inI below market price of $24,900. Mrs. Ridlon.I5100 HYDE PARK BLVD. BUILDINGj Terrific one-bedroom condo. Move-in condition. Very sun-| ny. Overlooks landscaped courtyard. $36,500.1I 55TH AND WOODLAWNl Four room co-op apartment in excellent condition. Beautifulstripped mahogany and oak woodwork. Low assessments($145.25 includes taxes!) $36,000. Mimi Asbury.IIII INDOOR GARAGE SPACEplus one bedroom apartment at 55th and Dorchester for anunbelievable $33,000. Wilma Senser.BALCONY FOR UC COUPLEl Bright one-bedroom condo with large, new eat-in kitchen.Gleaming oak floors. Owner anxious. Make an Offer.$39,500.I56th AND KIMBARKLight and airy four room condo in well-run building. Up¬dated kitchen, beautiful natural oak floors. Priced to sell at$45,000. Pat Abrams (res. 493-8647)One bedroom condo in modern elevator building. Privatebalcony. Assigned ofbstreet parking. Price reduced to$39,900. Make an offer. Mrs. Ridlon.Clip & SaveMaroon—Friday, May 11, 1984 STUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office operations and banking. Apply in person or callDavid at 324 1890. LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE Reliable,Lowest rates, whole metro area. Call anytime,743 1353. »75 HONDA CVCC 4spd Hatchbk, AM/FM cass,CALIF car, no rust, luggage racks, RUNSPERFECT, reliable, dented. $700 or BEST.324 3454. Student wanted by faculty family to babysit occasional afternoons or evenings. Campus location 241 6766. I am a responsive grad student willing tohouse sit In Hyd< Park or Kenwood June-August, possibly September. Call Joe, 947-0747(ext. 312). Leave message.Right handed men (20-40 yrs-old) EARN $75PER SESSION for taking part in study of brainimages of metabolism, call 962-7591. FAST FRIENDLY TYPING • Resumespapers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.Student wanted about 10 hours per week forlight housekeeping. 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MARR5 invites you to a RENNAISSANCETournament & Feast-games, merchants,prizes, dancing—Day's activities Free-feast$5,00 with UCID. Saturday, May 12-ida Noyes-10 :30am to 11:00pm.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep-Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16, 341-3660.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594 2086 Tomorrow Wed, 16th at 8:00pm in Ida NoyesLibrary, a lecture entitled "The 1944 WarsawUprising: History and Remembrance" wilt bepresented by Prof. Peter Dembowski, who tookpart in the Uprising. Refreshments will beserved at the reception following the lecture.All are cordially invited to attend.PROFESSIONAL6882 TYPING reasonable 684- LOST AND FOUNDTYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152. FOUND: May 1, on 60th St. very young femalecat w/green eyes. 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We're all gettingdrunk tonight and coming over to piss on yourcar. Love, Slaughtered.Oh nothing, just wanted to say hi.NOT FEELINGAS HOTAS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm-7am at 753-1777.LONELY.OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm-ll :30pm, Fri Sat: 4pm-12:30am.GOING EAST IN JUNE?Go CHEAPLY by GREYHOU NDCHARTE R !ONE WAYS to: NEW YORK CITY $65,Washington, DC $60, BOSTON/SYRACUSE$75. 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For further information contact: Denise Ums)ead, School of PublicHealth, University of Illinois, Box 6998,Chicago, IL 60680 (312) 996-8856. The University of Illinois is an Affirmative Action/EqualOpportunity institutionINTERNALCOFFEEHOUSEHostess Kristin Erickson welcomes BARBARA WITH, winner of 1979 Connie Award forbest female soloist. Friday, May 11 at 9pmlam in the Main Lounge. Free. Open mic per¬formers are welcome. 1414 E. 59th St.PEACE?Come to the Mother's Day Peace Walk. Sunday12:30, starting at State and Wacker. Tell themthe CACD sent you.FEELINGTENSE?...ANXIOUS?NERVOUS?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof medication preference. Participants willalso receive $60.00 in return for their participation in the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age. Involves only commonlyprescribed medications at therapeutic doses.Call 962-3560 for information or to volunteer.Mon-Fri, 10:30am-3:00pm. KIDSNEEDEDBoys & girls needed grades 1-6 for fun study onthe perception of pictures. Earn $4.00/hr Call962 8846.HYDE PARK ARTISANSSpecial handicraft gifts for Mother's Day visitHyde Park Artisan Gift Shop and Gallery atthe corner Woodlawn and 57 Thur to Sun 12-4.ORIENTATIONAIDES 1984-85Remember how confused you were when youcame to the College? So put some of your vastknowledge and experience to good use.General Orientation Aide applications for the1984-85 academic year are available in Harper269. All applications are due May 25. Ques¬tions? Call 962-8614.YOUR MOTHERwants you to march in Sunday's Peace Walk.ACHTUNG! GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S FIVE WEEK GER¬MAN COURSE & HIGH PASS THE SUMMERLANGUAGE EXAM! Classes meet M-F,beginning June 18. Two sections: 10:30-12:30 &6 8pm Readings include Kafka, Freud, Nietz-che, Buber & more! For further information,and to register, call: 667-3038.FICTION WRITINGNOVELIST offering six week course. Willrelease yr creative energy. Unique intensemethod. End of course public reading Call:667-0673.GALA DANCERites of Spring, when a young person'sthoughts turn to...DANCING! Sat. May 19 9am-lam at 5540 S. Woodlawn. All Welcome! $3UCID others. Sponsored by SGFC.GRADUATION TIXI would like to buy any extra graduation ticketsyou may have. Rather desperate. Please callJay Aragones 241 -7353. DO IT FOR MOMOn Mother's Day-This Sunday—Mothers, kidsand everyone else who is concerned will bemarching the streets of downtown Chicago todemonstrate their opposition to the arms raceand to show their concern for the safety offuture generations. If you too are concernedand want to join in, the walkers will meet at12:30 at State and Wacker and will walk to theband shelter in Grant Park.GRADUATE STUDENTS!Alleviate academic anxiety this summer byregistering for the Office of Continuing Educa¬tion's "Reading French" course. In just sixweeks this non-credit course will prepare youfor the Graduate Foreign Language Exam inFrench —and another requirement will bitethe dust! Class schedule: Monday-Friday, 9:30A M.-12:00 noon, June 18-July 27. Cost $200Registration and to register, call ContinuingEducation at 962-1722.STROKE NOT RIGHT?then try it on portside by joining the UofC CoedCrew Team's Learn-To-Row Program. CallGordy Williams at 947-9441 for details.BLACKFRIARS!A meeting to elect new board members is being held on Wed May 17 at 7:00pm in the 1stfloor Theater. Be there.WARSAW UPRISING 1944Tomorrow at 8:00pm in Ida Noyes Library (1stfl.) a lecture entitled "The 1944 Warsaw Upris¬ing: History and Remembrance" will bepresented by Prof. Peter Dembrowski, whotook part in the Uprising. All are invited. Spon¬sored by PASU.CHILDCARE AVAILABLEInfant childcare available from July 1, nearUofC. Loving home setting 684-2820.SAO FLEA MARKETReserve your space now for SAO's FleaMarket on Saturday, May 19. 10 a m. to 4 p.m.in Ida Noyes Parking Lot $2 for a space Onlya limited number of spaces are available!Come to SAO, room 210 Ida Noyes Hall, toreserve a space.FIGHTING FOR PEACEis like fornicating for chastity. Come to theMother's Day Peace Walk and avoid such con¬tradictions. Sunday 12.30, State & Wacker.ACO-ED FRATERNITYis a great way of life. Delta U, 5714 S.Woodlawn, is looking for new members for thefall, cheap singles, furnished house, andmoose. See for yourself at our Wed. studybreak10:30 PMRESUME SERVICEWe'll make you look good on paper. ResumeConsulting, Typesetting, and Printing. TURNKEY COMMUNICATION SERVICES, INC. 36S. State St., Suite 1630 332-7188.PARACHUTING!!'Chute with the Outing Club on 5/19 w Membership $3 Fee $40 For info call Steve 684-3378.FESTIVALOF NATIONSAn international celebration of nationsrepresenting over 20 countries with music,food, dance, films, etc. Sunday, May 20, 3pm9pm. General Adm. $2 in advance, $3 at thedoor. I House, 1414 E. 59th St.TYPISTOxford English Graduate & Experienced LegalSecretary offers to type and edit essays, termpapers, dissertations etc. Phone 324 7611.RITESOF SPRINGwill be celebrated in an outdoor (indoor if rain)international folk dance party Sun, May 13from 2 6 pm in Hutchinson Court. Some of thedances will be taught, beginners are allwelcome. There will be some live music and aperformance by the Balkanske Igre Ensemble.Sponsored by FOTA and UC Folkdancers. Infocall Tom 363-5214.THE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily's Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen •Beauty Shop•Barber Shop •T.J.'s Restaurant•Dentist •Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr. Keller 75**3800RESUME SERVICEExtensive type style & paper selection. Pro¬mpt service. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 288-2233.GERMAN CLUBOUTINGJoin the German Club this Saturday for a Fun,Fun Time! We will tour the Smart Gallery-thenstroll thru German Shops - and later, dine atZum Deutchen Eck. Meet at Reynolds Club,May 12 at 1:30pm. All are welcome. For moreinfo, call 624-5502.T «■ - " ' 1 1 ■ — ■ 'marian realty,inc.m, REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell y£b//>o/n3%ea/ Sj/a/e ^493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMECORNELL VILLAGE52nd & Cornell(just listed!)Watch the sailboats from your terrace!Two bedroom-two bath sizes. Indoor garage.$74,500TO SETTLE ESTATEJust listedNear 59th & Stony-luxurybuilding, the park & museumoversize four rooms-light& bright. Co-operative.$30,000BOULEVARD BEAUTY!Near 54th and Hyde Park Blvd. Over 3,000 sq. ft.Five bedrooms-all spacious-plus solarium.NEW PRICE $106,540JACKSON PARKHIGHLANDSCONTEMPORARY$145,000Eight rooms, custom designed,16 years. SUBURB IN THECITY. Attached garage.Several afrium-type gardens.Near 70th & BennettPRESTIGE LAKEFRONTAPARTMENTOver 4,000 Sq. ft. (just listed) near Promontory Point at 55th.Views forever. $143,500. Co-operativeOPEN HOUSESaturday, May 1211 a.m. to 1 p.m.Tri-level brick E-11325 E. 55th St.$139,900OPEN HOUSESaturday, May 121 to 3 p.m.5415 Dorchester$59,500The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 11, 1984—19THE UNIVEgSjTY OF CHICAGO STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE PRESENTS.,Ml IM crPEARLSFeaturingTHE GLENN MILLERCRCLECTRAunder the diiectien efh I <rmiiYv. w**;'^V; *A ' *>*"Si ■ ~ *lV*' «V. ''•Vv.;J fV- '{ *;* V...-J*fa II1IA>. HA> 11, 19849:CC I.H.IIA NOYES PALLRefreshments and Hors d’Oeunes will be served.U.C. STUDENTS: $10.00 PER PERSONFACULTY, STAFF and ALUMNI:$18.00 PER PERSONTickets availaMe at the RejiwMsCleb Bee OfficeW« * 4Wi* •>*May 11, 1984 • 16th Year“So I repeat my call and cry to women. Let itpierce through dirt and rags — let it piercethrough velvet and cashmere. It is the call ofhumanity. It says: h-lelp others, and you helpyourselves. ’—Julia Ward Howe, 1870“...as a woman I have no country. As awoman I want no country. As a woman, mycountry is the whole world...”— Virginia Woolf, Three Guineasby Cassandra SmithiesMother’s Day was originally intended tobe a day to protest war, not the Hallmarkhomage at the shrine of subjugated moth¬erhood it has become. Last year, the HelpEnd the Arms Race coalition revived thetradition ok Mother's Day as a day of pro¬test against the continuing arms race.Here is the history of the two traditions ofMother’s Day — one familiar to us, theother the recently revived pacifist legacy ties.In 1914. Congress unanimously desig¬nated the second Sunday in May asMother’s Day. President Wilson issued aproclamation calling upon government of¬ficials and the public to display the nation¬al flag at work and in their homes as “apublic expression of our loveand reverencefor the mothers of the country.” Not sur¬prisingly, the U S. government leapt to in¬stitutionalize this nationalist celebrationof the beneficient, but unthreateninghomemaker, while ignoring Howe’s cele¬bration of mothers as militant internation¬alist peacemakers.Last year, the Help End the Arms Racecoalition (HEAR) revived Julia WardHowe's peacemaker tradition in conjuctionwith Jarvis' Mother's Day. According toHEAR's Moe Shanfield this new version ofMother’s Day aspires “not only to helpend the arms race and combat its anti¬human values and priorities, but also toMOTHERS DAY:A LEGACY OF PROTESTV of women resisting war and celebratingpeace.In 1870, U.S. poet, suffragette, andmother Julia Ward Howe, in response tothe Franco-Prussian War (1870-1), calledupon the women of the world to join to¬gether to work for peace and disarma¬ment. In her journal, she describes how theidea of women united for peace unfold¬ed,‘‘As I was revolving these matters inmy mind, while the war was still in pro¬gress, I was visited by a sudden feelingof the cruel and unnecessary characterof the contest. It seemed to me a returnto barbarism, the issue having beenone which might easily have been set¬tled without bloodshed. The questionforced itself upon me, ‘Why do not themothers of humankind interfere inthese matters, to prevent the waste ofhuman life of which they alone bearand know the cost?’ I had neverthought of this before. The august dig¬nity of motherhood and its terrible re¬sponsibilities now appeared to me in anew aspect, and I could think of no bet¬ter way of expressing my sense ofthese than sending forth an appeal towomanhood throughout the world.”The appeal (see poem) failed to producethe "World’s Congress of Women on behalfof International Peace” Howe had origi¬nally envisioned. However, in 1872, Howeconceived of a plan to celebrate annuallythe advocacy of peace with Mother'sPeace Day festivals. The first Mother'sDay took on June 2nd 1873 and was simul¬taneously celebrated in eighteen othercities. Unfortunately, without nationalpublicity or government support the tradi¬tion died out by 1912.Meanwhile. Anna Jarvis of Philadelphiaestablished a different type of Mother’sDay. In 1907, Jarvis asked her church tohold a service in memory of all mothers onthe anniversary of her mother’s death.The idea was a tremendous success. By1911, Mother’s Day was celebrated na¬tionally. Jarvis attributed the popularityof Mother’s Day to its “heart and living in¬terest for all classes, races, creeds, nativeand foreign-born, high and low, rich andpoor...man, woman, and child. After all,”she noted, “the common possession of theliving world is a mother.”In the Jarvis tradition, white flowersare worn by the motherless and red flow¬ers by the others. Traditionally, color re¬productions of Whistler's portrait of hismother were presented as Mother’s Daygifts, but this tradition ended in the for- Appeal to Womanhood throughout the World Mother’s Day ManifestoArise, then, women of this day!Arise all women who have hearts, whether your baptism be that of water or of tears.Say firmly:‘We will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies,Our husbands shall not come to us, reeking with carnage, for caresses and ap¬plause.Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn all that we have been able toteach them of charity, mercy, and patience.We women of one country will be too tender of those of another country to allowour sons to be trained to injure theirs.’From the bosom of the devastated earth a voice goes up with our own.It says, ‘Disarm, Disarm!The sword of murder is not the balance of justice.Blood does not wipe out dishonor nor violence indicate possesion.’As men have often forsaken the plough and the anvil at the summons of war,let women now leave all that may be left of home for a great and earnest day of coun¬sel.Let them meet first, as women, to bewail and commemorate the dead.Let them then solemnly take counsel with each other as to the meanswhereby the great human family can live in peace.Julia Ward HoweBoston, 1870 find a way to peace through brotherhoodjoy and art. We must affirm human feel¬ings and values. Mother’s Day emphasison mothers reminds us of the value ofhuman life.”According to HEAR, the festival drewover 15,000 last year. This year theyhope for an increased number of students.The event will begin at 12:30 on Sunday,May 13th at State and Wacker. A Univer¬sity of Chicago contingent welcomes stu¬dents, faculty, and alumna to join themthere. From there, those assembled willwalk to the Petrillo Bandshell in GrantPark where there wll be speeches and en¬tertainment. Among those speaking andperforming are: Mayor Harold Washing¬ton, Terri Hemmert, Aaron Freeman,Rabbi Arnold Rachlis, Lupe Lozano, SidneyLens, Dr. Effir O. Ellis, Dr. Martha Sonnen-berg, Marjorie Tuite, and Oscar BrownJr’s Great Nitty Gritty Dancers.This revival of a celebration that con¬nects women’s work with peace exempli¬fies the growing role women are playingin the peace movement. From the Women’sPeace Camp at Greenham Common, Eng¬land to the Shibokusa wmen of Kita Fuji —Japanese women who demand ‘No moreHiroshima! No more Nagasaki! No more Bi¬kini! — women worldwide are demonstrat¬ing their commitment to stop nuclear warand to heal the ills inflicted by milita¬rism.At a time when the world annuallyspends $500 billion on weapons of de¬struction and a child dies of malnutritionor preventible disease every two seconds,we most mobilize to make our voicesheard. And they shall be heard and aheeded. According to the New York Times,the head honchos at the Pentagon don'twant to fight a war without either the sup¬port of neutrality of 80% of us, the USpeople. Letters and demonstrations let thewarmongers know that we will not let oursons, friends, brothers, and lovers die inwar, that we won’t fund new Vietnams,and that we want our taxes for our health,our housing, our education, and more jobs.Only action will defeat Reagan and turnaround our national priorities to fosterpeace. The time to act is now. This Sunday,State and Wacker, 12:30 — Be there!For information about a Women's En¬campment for a Future of Peace and Jus¬tice similar to the one in Greenham, Eng¬land this summer in Seneca, New York,cat; or Wliiw. 5440 Route 96. Romulus, NY,14541 (607) 869-5825. Jobs available. Applyby May 15.Janes hyd WhiteWMlinWttiWWWPBo o o o o cO O O o o c> o,> o3000000000 o_o O op o3 0 0 0 03 O O O O3 0 0 0 03 0 0 0 0inmdulous readerooooooooootJacaasDefridaaGNEHMGB«PONGESemaory Caop Baakstare5m msm 752 43aMON FRI930-500 SATWOO-SOO SUN1Z-00 5B0HEW ARRIVALSGerman communistPamphlets and BooksHELENA SZEPE BOOKSOld, Rare and scholarly Books in all fields.1525 E. 53rd Street Suite 902(Hyde Park Bank Building)Chicago, il 60615Saturdays: 11-5, and by appointment: 493-4470FOTA PRESENTS.FEATURING CHICAGOGUEST CHOREOGRAPHERSCAROL BOBROWBARBARA DRESSLERBOB EISENJAN ERKERTWITH THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO DANCE AND PERFORMANCE CLUBSI i FUNDED BY SGFC- Mothers Dm/ and Dinnernt Lamella'swhatcouldhe more Special ?featuring:Fresh Salmon in a Basil SauceVeal with Fresh AsparagusBoneless Chicken Breasts in Lime ButterSophisticated dining in a comfortable atmosphereFresh Pasta and Northern Italian SpecialtiesMothers Day Sunday May 13thHours 1pm to 8pmReservations Suggested 374-0030 9485 S.Ewing ChicagoLake Shore Drive (route 41) South to 95th Street, at the LakeUbJk?RESTAURANTWolfgang RiibsamRockefeller Chapel OrganistORGAN RECITALfeaturing works byBach, Buxtehude, VierneSUNDAY, MAY 13, 19843:00 P.M.Rockefeller ChapelTickets at the door $4 & $2 962-60022—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALMUSICInternational House Coffee House withhostess, Kristin Erickson and specialguest Barbara With. Barbara Withis an innovative singer-songwriterfrom Minneapolis. Her music andpersonality reflect a seductiveblend of urban earthiness, hip intel¬ligence, street toughness, and touch¬ing vulnerability. Her lyrics sung ina full throaty alto with fervid ex¬pression are complimented by hertalent on keyboards. The Interna¬tional Coffeehouse takes place onFriday May 11 from 9:00 p.m. - 1:00a.m. at 1414 E. 59th Street. OpenMic performers are also welcome.Admission is free.Howard Jones “What is Love?” If youhave to ask...Sun May 13 at 8. ParkWest, 322 W Armitage. 929-5959.John Lee Hooker Famous Musician.Wed May 16. Park West, 322 W Ar-mitage. 929-5959.Wire Train Another English dance band.Ho hum. Sat May 12. Tuts, 959 WBelmont. 929-9158.Laurie Anderson. Mr. Heartbreak isher current album and it surpasseseven the high standards of BigScience. Once again, Anderson’s fas¬cination with language provides theimpetus for an album which is bothprovocative and haunting. But,while Big Science occasionallysounded like a long one-liner, Mr.Heartbreak presents a startling ex¬pansion of lyric and melodic materi¬al. Thur May 17 at 7 at the CivicOpera House. $11.50415.50. This isa show not to be missed; but, if youprefer your ideology made obvious,go see...The Clash Half of the only band thatmattered. Joe Strummer has pro¬mised a return to the band’s pre-Sandinistal! sound, saying that it’sabout time all these white peoplegot off the black music stations. Everincisive, Joe and the band performon Thur May 17 at 7. 8. AragonBallroom. $10.50 advance; $12.00door.WHPK 88.3 FM will air station managerand rock d.j. Jeff Brill's prerecordedinterview with musical composerand University of Chicago studentLouis Songster. The interview, whichwill be broadcast this afternoon at4:30, will be interspersed with LouisSongster’s music.ARTThe Meditative Surface Still worthwhilefor those who haven’t seen it and fora second evaluation by those whohave. This potpouri of paintingsoffers examples of very painterlysurfaces from the likes of Cy Two-mbly, Susan Rothenberg and JasperJohns. Thru May 16 at The Renais¬sance Society, 4th floor Cobb Hall.Tue-Sat; 10-4. Free — JHGladys Nilsson: Selected Works1967-1984: According to DennisAdrian, “the fluidity and intricacyof her style is one of the high-watermarks of achievement in this medi¬um watercolour in contemporaryart... Her vision is that of life andfeeling as a fantastic and theatricalspectacle...” To me, it looks as if anillustrator of children’s books triedto reinterpret the work of Hierony¬mus Bosch. See for yourselves.Through June 23 at the RandolphStreet Gallery, 756 N. MilwaukeeAve.; 666-7737. —JR German Expressionism/Neo-Expres¬sionism: The Germans seem to be ev¬erywhere these days; now they’veeven invaded the U. of C. An AlleKunstler! War-Re volution-Wei mar:German Expressionist Prints, Draw¬ings, Posters and Periodicals, Photo¬graphy of the Weimar Republic, andThe Prints of Horst Antes are all atthe Smart Gallery, 5550 S. Green¬wood Ave. Meanwhile, German Neo-Expressionist Graphics are at theRenaissance Society, 5811 S. EllisAve. All shows through July 1st. —jrMichael Hurson: Drawings 1969-1983:“Michael Hurson was born in Young¬stown, Ohio in 1941. He studied atthe Oxbow Summer School of Paint¬ing In Saugatuck, Mich., where hemet the famed puppeteer Burr Til-strom, the originator of Kukla, Fran,and Ollie. For several years he colla¬borated with Tilstrom, and many ofthe images and motifs in Hurson’swork are often traced to this in¬spirational friendship.” At the ArtInstitute, Michigan Ave. at AdamsSt. 443-3500. Free on Thursdays. —JRFILMValley Girt (Martha Coolidge, 1983) Bynow it should be no surprise whenfilms that at first glance appear tobe little more than standard exploi¬tation fare turn out to be reallygood — even so, it's always a bit ofa surprise when it actually does hap¬pen. With Valley Girl, it happens.When Julie (Deborah Foreman)leaves her Valley boy jock boy¬friend (saying “Like, I’m not totallyin love with you anymore, Tommy”),she finds herself attracted to would-be Hollywood punk Nicholas Cage,much to the chagrin of her Val-galfriends. It’s a clash of teenage cul¬tures: will Julie succumb to peerpressure and make up with Tommy,or will she fall for Cage s bedroomeyes and good manners? FrederickForrest and Colleen Camp, as herfabulous sixties parents, watchfrom the sidelines with a Buddha-like moral authority, while new ageMrs. Robinson Lee Purcell puts themoves on her daughter’s teenagebeau. The hit-laden soundtrack in¬cludes tunes by the Psychedelic Furs,Modern English and, Culture Club, orso the credits say. DOC, Friday at 7,9 and 10:45, $2 50. -MKTime Stands Still (Peter Gothar, 1982)It’s 1956. The Russians hve marchedinto Hungary. A rebel leaves forAmerica, but his wife and childrenrefuse to leave their homeland.Gothar’s enormously popular filmfocuses on the lives of the boys asthey grow up in the stultifyingbureaucratic atmosphere of Buda¬pest, rebelling by surreptitiouslycopying American styles, and play¬ing and singing rock’n’ roll in an at¬tempt to bring some western-styleglamour into their dreary east-blocklives. That oh-so-quotable DavidAnsen of Newsweek writes thatTime Stands Still is “an extraordin¬ary work. Dazzling, sexy, bitterlyfunny and haunting. You can’t andwon’t want to shake it off.” DOC.Sun at 8, $2.50.Grey City Journal 11 May 84Staff: Jamie Allen, Maeve Dwyer, Arthur Ellis, Russ Forster, Joel Gins¬berg, Jonathan Katz, Irwin Keller, Bruce King (Music Editor), Joy Lang¬ston, Michael Kotze, Rainer Mack (Poetry Editor), Jeffrey Makos, Ste¬phen McConnell, Nadine McGann, Campbell McGrath, Dennis Miser, JohnProbes, Rachel Saltz, Paul Reubens, Juanita Roche, Dan Sakura, Cassan¬dra Smithies, Johanna Stoyva, David Sullivan, Bob Travis, WilliamWeaver, Ken WissokerProduction: Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King, Rainer MackAssociate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan Laurie AndersonEverything You Always Wanted To KnowAbout Sex But Were Afraid To Ask(Woody Allen, 1972) A spoof on thepop-psychology book by Dr. Rubin,this film focuses on the sexual inhib¬itions within American society.Woody Allen is at his best, sharinghis thought on premature ejacula¬tion to bestiality, showing his visionof a giant breast that ravages thecountryside, and playing the part ofa timid sperm afraid to take theplunge. A discussion of the birds andthe bees was never so hilarious!May 12 at 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. Interna¬tional House. $2 —BTPennies from Heaven (Herbert Ross,1982) “Somewhere the sun is shin¬ing,” but unfortunately not on Her¬bert Ross’ ambitious film Penniesfrom Heaven. Steve Martin plays asheet-music salesman in DepressionChicago who wants life to be whatthe songs promise, where cloudsrain pennies, dream girls walk, talkand pucker, and Busby Berkeleyprovides the mise-en-scene for reali¬ty. But naive Steve faces- not onlythe drab Depression but a trulystrange set of crypto-Brechtian cir¬cumstances. I just don’t buy it,though the musical/fantasy se¬quences work very well: good music,dancing, flesh, sin and redemption,Hollywood 1935 style. The moviefalls apart with its “real-life” plotand with the performance of SteveMartin whose unrelentingly goofyface makes his one-dimensional per¬formance almost physically irritat¬ing. (What is this, an Italian artfilm?) The story starts off alright(Martin excluded) but gets caughtup in its own rhetoric. The plot be¬comes alienatingly mechanical andthe characters seem like puppets inan absurdist drama. This is anabrupt and unsatisfying shift in toneand a betrayal of what seemed tobe the movie’s intention: that is, toexplore the kinds of stories we tellabout ourselves and how thesestories form our expectations aboutlife. In the fantasy sequences themovie does this well, and infact,Pennies from Heaven is not the big-budget bomb critics painted it.While the film does not fulfill its ini¬tial promise it is hard to call it a fail¬ure and it’s certainly more inter¬esting than the majority of moviescoming out of Hollywood. DOC, Satat 7:15 and 9:30. $2.50 -RSThe Natural is Barry (Diner) Levinson'sterrifically entertaining and beauti¬fully photographed new baseballpicture, starring Robert Redford,and based (with some major revis¬ing) on the story by Bernard Mala-mud. Though essentially yet anotherbig, dumb, Hollywood power-of-pos-,itive-thinking sports movie, TheNatural's dizzingiy solemn, childlikeself-assurance and pristine, some¬times almost surrealistic, imagerytransform it into something muchmore striking; it’s a cartoon myth,an Arthurian romance played out inthe green, brown and white ball¬parks of the Thirties. Among thetop-notch cast are Robert Duvall,Wilfred Brimley, Glenn Close, Rob¬ert Farnsworth, Kim Basinger, andthe great Robert Prosky, and Red-ford gives what is probably his bestperformance — though on the fieldhe only hits homers or strikes out,elsewhere his range Is considerablywider. Paule Paulander (Reinhard Hauff,1976) A compelling drama fromHauff, director of Knife in the Head\15-year-old Paule, living under thethumb of his repressively authori¬tarian father, begins to understandhis true situation when he strikes upa friendship with a girl from anearby reform school. In German,with English subtitles. DOC, Sun at 1.Free.Nicaragua: Report From The Front (De¬borah Shaffer 1983) This film isabout the contra attacks which theUnited States is funding and direct¬ing against the people along thenorthern border of Nicaragua (andmore recently, along Nicaragua'ssouthern border). Called “short,tough, harrowing" by the New YorkTimes, and “a highly professionalpiece of reporting” by In TheseTimes, Report From The Front de¬scribes involvement by the UnitedStates which, if allowed to escalate,could mean that U.S. troops wouldbe involved in a regional CentralAmerican conflict. In one exchangeincluded in the film, a congressmanquestions the legality of Americaninvolvement. UN. representativeJean Kirkpatrick replies that legali¬ty has nothing to do with foreign pol¬icy. Sunday May 13, 7:30 PM, IdaNoyes Library. — J.C.THEATERFool for Love (written by Sam Shepard,directed by Terry Kinney) Shepardexperiments a lot in Fool for Love,trying in a demolition-derby-typelove affair with a disturbinglyfolksy plot; but the two effortsclash, distracting from the play'soverall effect. Passionate but tragiclove is nothing new, but somehowShepard always concisely portrayssomething vivid and original. Hesucceeds in creating an intensely feltsituation rather than a loud one.William L. Peterson as Eddie gives awonderfully concise and physicalperformance (he does handstands,breaks a chair with his head, andslams doors shut, leaving echoes ofEddie's unresolved anger behindhim). The performances, the direc¬tion, and the sets by Lovig DiCre-scenzo are all realistic and satis¬fying Worth seeing. Tue-Fri at 8,Sat at 6 and 9:30, Sun at 3 and 7.Steppenwolf Theatsr Company,2851 N Halsted, 472-4141. $10.~WWThe Road (written and directed byWole Soyinka) The Goodman will bepresenting the American premiereof The Road Soyinka is an outspo¬ken critic of the Nigerian politicalscene. The Road, written in 1965, isthe story of a journey into the spiri¬tual world of Yoruba folklore. Good¬man Theatre, 200 S. Columbus Dr443-3900 Long Day’s Journey into Night (writtenby Eugene O'Neill, directed by Ni¬cholas Rudall) O'Neill's autobio¬graphical account of his relationshipwith his family. “The emotional ef¬fect of Court’s production Long Day'sJourney Into Night was reminiscentof a good t.v. drama in which thereare some genuinely moving perfor¬mances which seem to be almost outof context because there has beenno inter-play and build-up offorces ..There is no great evidenceof an attempt to create entertain¬ment and little evidence of an at¬tempt to produce the great dramafor which O'Neill's script is the blue¬print.” (GCJ, April 20, 1984) CourtTheatre. Tickets are $10413 with a$2 discount for students and seniors.753-4472 —ISEric Bogosians Fun House The HuronTheater, a relatively new company,is presenting Eric Bogosian, a standup comic who is more than a stand upcomic. It isn't acting and it’s notquite performance art either: yourguess is as good as mine. Bogosian,as it turns out is another famous UCdropout — maybe that’s the onlyway to make it big. Through May13. Huron Theater, 1608 N Wells.266-7055. -BMThe Changeling (written by ThomasMiddeton & William Rowley) A Jac o¬bean drama of lust, revenge, black¬mail and lots of blood and guts; i.evisceral theatre. Thur-Sat at 8 PM;Sun at 3 PM Beacon St. Playhouse,4520 N Beacon St $5-9. 561-7300Volunteers Volunteers is set at an ar¬chaeological dig which five membersof an unnamed Irish revolutionarygroup have volunteered to join. Thedig is to be shut down before all ofthe Viking artifacts have been re¬moved, and the five “volunteers”are to be put back into prison Theplay is well written, and Friel hasgiven us a set of strikingly apt met¬aphors for the passions which drivethe Irish to bear arms against theircountrymen. Volunteers runsthrough May 13 at the Body PoliticTheatre, 2261 N Lincoln Tickets are$10414; call 871-3000 for more in¬formation —Tom LyonsThe Pajama Game Blackfriars; prod¬uction of the 1954 kitsch/kamp klas-sic starts this weekend. Fri and Sat,May 11 and 12, and Thurs-Sun, May17-19 at 8. Reynolds Club First FloorTheater.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—3KIM BARK LIQUORS& WINE SHOPPE1214 E. 53rd. St. • In Kimbark PlazaPhone: 493*335511 Sun.-Noon-M id night • M-Th-8am-lamnOUrS: F&S-8am-2amMother’s Day & Graduation Specials!BEERPABST, OLYMPIA,HAMMS, SCHUTZ,OLD MILWAUKEE6-12 oi. CANSOLD STYLE6-12 oz. 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CANS ^1 79# Ur (WARM ONLY) w IWE DELIVER !$10.00 minimum *‘plus delivery chargeWE ACCEPT VISA/MASTERCARD & CHECKS SALE ENDS5/13/84 Chicago Literary Reviewis seeking contributions to itsFEMINISTLITERARYSUPPLEMENTpoetry; fiction,, articles - all writingwhich reflects the experience ofwomen is welcomeDEADLINE: MAY 16thDrop all contributions in theCLR box: Room 303,Ida Noyes Hall, or mail themthrough Faculty Exchange• Get Literary! •FOTA and UC Folkdancers presentINTERNATIONALFOLK DANCEPARTYSundayMay 132-6 p.m.Hutch Court(in case of rain, Ida Noyes Cloister Club)•LIVE MUSIC•DANCE INSTRUCTION•PERFORMANCE BY THEBALKANSKE IGRE ENSEMBLE4 FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNALBEAR FACTS,...to capture compliments PUPPY LOVEby Stephanie BaconThe complex symbolic language of ad¬vertising imagery can be demonstrated toreflect social values and changes in these.Consider these two advertising photos,the former published in May, 1955, andthe latter in April, 1984. In each adver¬tisement, an animal image is featured torepresent an instinctual, sensual identity,over which the women, who are owners,have control. The sexuality of thesewomen is externalized and materializedin the animals.In the older advertisement, for bras¬sieres, the bear takes on a more importantidentity as the male figure. The descrip¬tion of the garment as a “Bare trap...tocapture compliments’’ implies that the an¬imal is a man whose attention must be cap¬tured. This man/animal, however, is a toy;the woman holds it aloft and examines itenthusiastically. It is rendered harmless by the “trap,” and she may enjoy its re¬sponse to her, and its “compliments,”whatever form they may take, at her lei¬sure.She is observed by another women, whois similarly clad and therefore enjoys asimilar power. The second woman does notexercise her power, but fulfills itvoyeuristically. She peeks from behindlacy curtains, like her own demure petti¬coats, and watches the first woman trapthe man and render him powerless. In thisway, the two women are not distinct, butrather two phases of the same experiencewhich owning the brassiere promises. Thebrassiere owner can hide underneath herdemure and respectable appearance, fullfertility skirts and girded breasts, but un¬derneath it all, retain the power to de¬stroy a man by taking advantage of his“animal" instincts and her own irresist-able allure.In the more recent advertisement, which is for shoes, a woman walks with a fiercedog, representing her own sexuality, un¬leashed. The sharp teeth glisteningaround the dog’s foaming pink mouththreaten the viewer with castration. Thewoman pictured has no head of her own, sowe are forced to substitute the dog's facefor the woman's, in all its snarling, hostilesexual blatancy.We see that the woman has walkedaround the pool, itself an image of femalefertility and mystery, into which countlessphallic reflections fall, ineffectual. Behindthe woman are stone statues of two lionsand two people; the suggestion is thatthese creatures have been turned to stone(hard, like an erection, but also powerless)by the woman's threatening sexualpower. This ad alienates the sexual at¬traction of the viewer; the model's sexual¬ity is too threatening, and besides, shedoesn’t need anyone to help her attainsexual fulfillment. Her clothes are the same virginal and untouchable white asthe shoes being sold, and her hand in herpocket reaches towards her own self-satis¬faction. No one holds a leash on her sexu¬ality; she is independent. The viewer issupposed to feel threatened, inferior, andshould seek to make herself more accept¬able by owning the shoes that the modelwears.Sex as a universal need is the agent ofmotivation in both advertisements. Thedifference between the two is that a dif¬ference in the social role and commercialideal of the woman. The first paradigm isthe proper, sexually repressed woman ofthe 50 s, who should, according to the ad,be satisfied to have secret knowledge ofher sexual power. The later paradigm is afiercely independent, dehumanized sex¬ual juggernaut who doesn't need anythingfrom anyone. Let the buyer beware thatneither paradigm offers a feasible modelfor normal healthy sexuality.TONGUEIN CHICby Brian CampbellFashion can be considered art or affectation; let’s call it wearing clothes. “Garb”,“garment”, and “pantaloon” are affectation; let’s call them clothes. Let’s never callclothes pretentious, because that gives the wearer too much credit. Art, on the otherhand, is what’s new, or, as I’ve heard it said, "au courant”. Although one is ofcourse always au courant, it is best that one be aware of it. It is best to know thatyour fly is down or that it is not.Earrings are in; but what of it? Historical analysis reveals what is in store for thismost versatile of accoutrements. At the turn of the century, it was customary for thewell-dressed male to have a monocle deftly placed between the left cheek andbrow. Over a period of twenty years this was replaced by the forerunners oftoday’s new breed of glasses as the last word in eyeware. So too now: it is thehallmark of the up-to-date male to sport an earring in his left ear. It is only a matterof time, say. by the year 200C, that at least one earring in each ear will be derigueur, this bold approach to earware setting the tone for a promising millen-ium.What is strange is the use of the terms 'timeless” and “classic”. Togas are classic;do you own one? I also have some difficulty, as noted above, with calling fashion“art”. One thing that most paintings don't do is get holes in their elbows This factorin fashion makes the case for au-cburant-ness very strongly indeedI believe that we have a part of our brains that deals only with clothes Andmaybe, judging (judge not, lest ye be judged0! by what'people wear these days, thisis what Einstem was referring to when he said that we only use ftf.fy percent of ourOram PLAYBOY: Do you wear Calvin Kleinclothes?KLEIN: I’m a little embarrassed walkingaround with my own label; I feel morecomfortable wearing Levi’s. My wardrobeconsists of antique clothes, many of mydesigns, plus shoes and shirts from BrooksBrothers and Paul Stuart. I have stacks ofCalvin Klein shirts and sweaters that I’venever opened—that I’ll never wear!Women want underwear that’s sensuous,and when they put mine on, they won’tbe able to wait to strip it off.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—5L8. Narcissism for Fun and Profit9. The Poetry of Helen Keller10. Writes in four different colors11. Highlighter12. Apple for the teacher5, One sock6. 3-inch margin (suddspurt)7. The llliad of Homer (Marvel Comics version)*i choost* prints that ar<* eyfstopjwrs. For instance,this hold sunglass-print shirt by GrafF Galifornia-wear Iteromos a perfect partner for summer-wear: 1wear it with my boldest sunglasses and hookmy eyeglass case to wide patent belt. Blouse, S3. 3. Never throws things away4. Dad’s old briefcase; contents: paperstill due from freshman year, six sonnets(Petrarchan), official PseudoJoke Book, reading by the poundA regular column about California-tailoredblouses and the wonderful things you cando with them. ur MAJOR1. Anglophile riding cap2. Eternal slouchs“Graffs Seotty-dog print shirt gives me an idea;wear a dog leash as a belt, a dog-collar as a brace¬let. The bright, clear print, the pert, tailored roundcollar make this shirt a wonderful suit-mate.I like it with play clothes, too. Blouse, $3.“If you’re like me, you'll wear this hirds-on-a-branchprint with full skirts, earry a real wicker bird-cagepurse. Blouse, $3. All shirts designed in (Californiaby Graff (California*ear of “no-iron” crinkle cot¬ton prints LOOMED BY BRENDA FABRICS. This article is excerpted from a lo.igerwork by Ms. FermeAt bottom individuals know themselves (ifthey do not feel themselves), to be judgedby their objects, to be judged according totheir objects, and each at bottom submitsto this judgement, though it be by dis¬avowal (Baudrillard, 1981:40).by Mariane FermeThis work attempts to examine contem¬porary Western society through a culturalanalysis of clothing and fashion. Seriousscholarship seldom dwells on these topics,and particularly the latter, because theyare often taken at face value — as superfi¬cial and transient phenomena. Indeed, theephemeral quality of the subject serves aserious ideological function: disavowingthe importance of clothes and other com¬modities is crucial to their role in markingsocial distinctions.The perception of clothes, fashion, andstyle in general as superficial topics alsooverlooks the fact that they are ubiqui¬tous phenomena, integral aspects ofhuman appearance and identity every¬where, and as such encompass several dif¬ferent levels of the social construction ofthe person and the presentation of the selfin the world. Recognizing the possibilitiesinherent to the study of clothing and espe¬cially Western fashion as a focus for dif¬ferent aspects of culture, some social scien¬tists have, however, taken up this topic.Petr Bogatyrev and Roland Barthes exem¬plify the semiotic approach to the study ofclothing systems, where the latter areseen predominantly as signs communicat¬ing information about the systematic con¬struction of social identities. Another per¬spective is offered by those who, inspiredby the models of Marx or Veblen, analyzehow the ideology of fashion and the prac¬tice of consumption serve to reproduce ouradvanced industrial capitalist system.Among these are Jean Baudrillard andQuentin Bell.Indeed, more encompassing attemptsmade within the modern Social Sciences, tobridge the gap between the semiotic and the political/econommic perspectives justoutlined, have dwelled on the significanceof fashion. One of the most ambitious, thatof Pierre Bourdieu, has used the domain ofclothing for developing and mergingMarxian notions about the properties ofcirculating commodities in in Western mar¬ket societies and anthropological modelsof “symbolic” exchange in non-Westerncontexts.In addition to facilitating such integra¬tion of traditionally separate analyticaldomains — that of symbols and meaningon one hand, and of political economy onthe other — the study of clothing or bodilyadornment also allows for a phenomenolo¬gical approach to human consciousness,which exists in dialectical relationshipwith a social constructed, physically in¬scribed “self”.In the Western context, this process ofindentity formation occurs in a commodi¬tized world, through the consumption ofobjects (aspects which ARE analyzed byBourdieu and Baudrillard), but in a histori¬cal and historicizing dimension where com¬modities, and clothes in particular, havecertain meanings and not others becauseof their symbolic “baggage” from pastuses. Yet this latter level ot analysis hasbeen largely ignored by authors con¬cerned with fashion and bodily adornmentin the West, despite its importance for un¬derstanding the crucial issue of the sub¬ject/object relations — a major concern inanthropology, as well as in the other socialsciences.While clothing is my explicit focus, thesearch for an adequate framework callsfor a more general concern with the analy¬sis of the culture of industrial capitalism.Clothes are at a phenomenological, intu¬itive level an essential element of our indi¬viduality: through them we distinguishourselves from other humans.In Western folk beliefs, clothes are seenas a locus for displaying personal stylethrough what are seen as original and“idiosynchratic” combinations of basic ele¬ments such as headgear, tops, trousers, skirts and footwear. Thismized our cultural em“freedom” of self constralso contribute to the cidentity which they displwe wear” is an adagemore or less consciouslying the age, occupationation of others, but in pr<as well.Thus, despite the ideosm, self-construction thrbe seen as occurring vsystem whose logic conimportant respects. Link!tural definition of selfhoilation of physical appecharacteristic of Westerindeed, it would appearversal (cf. Turner 1979).In Western thought, theson and self are conscand are historically exiwith the constructionthrough transformationsbody. In other words, tldiscourse about self-pn>liant lecture on this toptraced the etymologicalterm “person” to the La(1979:79). The persomactors with the appropriaand served the dual puwith its stereotyped teaately recognizable chara<tragica, comica, muta),the impersonator's voiceThus personhood is tinWestern thought, to thehancement of “natural”Furthermore, this constialways “played out” incontext.Mauss also maintainedTUAL elaboration of “peas contrasted to what isself is another particularern thought. He notedbeings at all times haveconsciousness, the senseof them conceptualize itYOUR VESTMEN6—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNAL5?* MATH MAJOR1. Greasy build-up (according to 2xtyiquals 3z for natural growth and decay)3. Tie: the 60's will always be with usPadded sleeves for extra comfort inexamsuler (standard model, $2.50)6. Pants: hand-me-downs (‘‘my brotherwas always taller, and mom liked him bet¬ter anyway”)7. Log tables/trig tables/unabridgedCompedium of Mathematical Humor8. Calculator, backup calculator9. Dress socks with sneakers>elf-cleaning glasses (with optional:ying lenses)IIS BE Y 1Text by Mazyar HadayatPhotographs by Arthur Ellisear. This perception epito-ural emphasis upon theIf construction. But clotheslo the construction of theley display. ‘‘We are whatn adage which we applysciously not only in assess-upational and social affilia-•ut in presenting ourselvesthe ideology of individuali-;tion through clothes may:urring within a collectiveagic configures identity ints Linking the social/cul-f selfhood with a manipu-al appearances is not aWestern cultures alone;appear to be fairly uni-1979).light, the NOTIONS of per-e consciously formulated,:ally explicitly associated[ruction of an identitymations of the physicaliiords, there is a culturalself-production. In a bril-this topic, Marcel Mauss^logical derivation of the> the Latin word for maskpersona was worn byppropriate set of clothes,dual purpose of markingped features an immedi-i character (i.e. personalmuta), and of amplifyings voice for the audience.I is linked, in classicalto the mediation and en-atural” physical features,i constructed identity isout” in a public, socialitained that the CONCEP-of “person” and “self”,what is non-person, non-irticular feature of West-noted that all humans have in some form the3 sense of self; yet not allalize it to the extent that Westerners have, in domains ranging fromthe historical elaboration of the jural per¬son in Roman law, to the psychological andpsychoanalytical formulations prevalentsince the 19th century (Mauss, 1979:59-61). Thus personal identify is definedand must be understood in specific histori¬cal and cultural contexts.The universality of bodily adornment asa multi-faceted cultural marker of suchidentity is connected with its location onthe surface of the human body. T. Turnerpoints out the “social” nature of humanskin:The surface of the body, as the com¬mon frontier of society, the socialself, and the psycho-biological indi¬vidual, becomes the symbolic stageupon which the drama of socializa¬tion is enacted, and bodily adorn¬ment (in all its culturally multi¬farious forms, from body-painting toclothing and feather headdresses tocosmetics) becomes the languagethrough which it is expressed.(1979:2)The “social skin’ is the boundary betweenthese discrete sociospatial and existentialdomains, and on it are played out the dia¬lectical relations between them. One’s lo-caction in the cultural geography ismapped out, as it were, on the body, andthe body is always with us, even whenother indications of personal and socialstatus are absent.Clothes, then, help construct the socialskin. They construct, i.e. they display orconceal, social status. For example, men¬tion of “the Preppie look” brings to mindLacoste or Oxford shirts, wraparoundskirts in green and pink, khaki or seer¬sucker plaid trousers, shetlafid sweaters,deck shoes and so on, but it also places thewearer of these items in a social context.Preppie clothes identify the wearer as amember — either de facto or vicariously —of a certain socio-economic group. Typical¬ly, Preppies are, or aspire to the status of,White Anglo-Saxon Protestants aged any¬where between the mid-teens and mid¬ twenties, with a middle to upper-classstatus and plenty of educational opportun¬ities (the term derives from “preparatoryschool”, and hence indicates the orienta¬tion of this style’s followers toward pres¬tigious, possibly Ivy-league colleges).Clothes belay not only one's socio-eco¬nomic origins or aspirations, but one’ssymbolic-geographic provenance as well.For example, the Preppie look is closelyassociated with life in Suburbia and week¬ends at the country club, and would seemto mark the division of labor and space be¬tween the members of the “establish¬ment”, who live in these locations at a dis¬tance from cities, and the forces ofprimary production which are associatedwith urban centers. Suburban teenagerWASPs are not alone in wearing thestereotypical clothes of their group: thePreppie “look” is on sale for anyone whocan afford it, both economically and social¬ly. The fact that middle class Blacks, Jewsor Hispanics buy this look underlines theiraspiration to also buy into the hegemonic,financially secure system with which theclothes stand in metonymical relation.But examination of Western bodilyadornment cannot be made without consi¬dering the crucial role of fashion. The term"fashion” is virtually always interpretedin its marked sense, as the latest inclothes, occasionally even in general decoror lifestyle, but rarely in its more generalmeaning of short-lived, prevailing andhighly valued STYLE of practice, a defini¬tion applicable to practically every aspectof Western social existence, including writ¬ing and architectural styles.Fashion is predicated upon the artful,stylish acquistion of commodities, andhence it epitomizes the continuous, spiral¬like mechanism of consumption throughwhich capitalist systems reproduce them¬selves. Fashions have existed in previoushistorical periods and in other cultures aswell, particularly in complex, stratified so¬cieties with a marked division of labor (i.e.China, India). 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Meveat■Wi»,i el wore will ro.FOUNDATIONS, INC. by Juanita RocheExcept for underwear and shoes, I havenot purchased an article of new clothingsince 1981; even before that time, most ofmy wardrobe came from thrift stores. I ini¬tially turned to used clothing for simpleeconomic reasons, and those remain highlypersuasive. But old clothes are attractivefor many other reasons, as evidenced bythe fact that so many people who coulddress as products of Neiman-Marcuschoose to dress as Amvets. So very manypeople: the wearing of old clothes seemsindeed to be a major trend, although oneunrecognized, unrecognizable by its verynature, by the usual indicators of trends,the fashion magazines: fashion magazinesspeak for the culture of conspicuous con¬sumption, and exist to perpetuate thecycle of buying and throwing away, andfeature clothes that are intended to bedisposable; even the concept of clothesthat last is foreign to them.An examination of the prevailing cul¬ture’s lack of comprehension is essential toan understanding of the appeal that oldclothes hold for young Americans. We arethe young/un-Americans of whom DavidBowie sang in the mid 70’s. In the after-math of that era, which celebrated theemptiest, most alienating aspects of mod¬ern culture, and, with purely unintention-alirony, called itself “the Me Generation’’,which term was supposed to indicate theaffirmation of the strong, healthy, happyindividual. Me, I grew up in the heart of70’s America, in upper-middle-class, mid-western Centerville, Ohio. Our surround¬ings — shopping centers, schools, houses,furniture — were no older than we were;neither were our families, given that noneof our parents’ families came from thearea; our music was the synthesized, nor¬malized, bastardized pop of Styx and TheEagles; and our clothes came from Rike’sand were identical to those found in Fi-lene’s or Marshall Field’s or any other de¬partment store in the country owned by the ubiquitous Federated DepartmentStore corporation. We grew up in a per¬fectly homegeneous environment and as aresult felt perfectly homegeneous. Howcould we be individuals, let alone strongor healthy or happy? Our culture wouldnot recognize our needs, so we chose not torecognize that culture. A large-scale de¬monstration of this feeling was the devel¬opment of the punk subculture (the decay¬ing industrial cities of the AmericanMidwest, like the decaying industrialcities Britain, were major centers of earlypunk activity); a smaller-scale outcomewas the turn toward the old and- the usedin clothing. The greatest problem of thepure punk form of reaction lay in its abso¬lutely, radically destructive character:once you’ve razed Babylon, where do yougo? What do you have left? One place togo is to the past — go backward to reenterthe stream of history so that you may goforward. So we bought old clothes, thus si¬multaneously turning our backs on thecheap and insubstantial, the new and thenow; mining the wealth of the past fromwhich to construct one’ own individuality;and putting ourselves in a cultural contin¬uum.“Those who do not remember the pastare destined to repeat it’’: having heardthis said over and over again (so manytimes that no one quite remembers San¬tayana’s "Original formulation) as a warn¬ing, you may now be relieved to see itused in a purely descriptive way. One ofthe great human needs is for a sense ofconnection with our fellows, our surround¬ings, and, perhaps most of all, with ourpast. When the past is denied us, we willseek it out and revive it. But we shouldthen take heed of that statement in itsprescriptive sense: we must remember ourimmediate, personal pasts and keep inmind why we dress the way we do. Thenwe must bring our convictions out of thecloset and into the arena of culturalchange. HEREassortment!Good condition, ready to wear8—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALj—— e ;T1=--H4 Tncontinued from page 7acquired in the West as the result of twokey historical developments: the commer¬cial revolution of the Renaissance period,which set in motion an aggressive Westernexpansion beyond European boundaries,and the Industrial revolution, whichbrought socio-economic and technologicalinnovations.The early modern period is charac¬terized by the rise of independent entr-preneurial groups, of a mercantile stra-tem, which carries with it the ideology ofsocial mobility, albeit within the frame¬work of stratified, elitist Renaissance so¬cieties. The domain of signification pro¬vides the foci for would-be mobility, andthe appropriation of “status symbols’’ as¬sociated with a higher social group is cru¬cial to the spread of fashionable trends.Conversely, higher status or wealthier ca¬tegories develop the strategies of"planned obsolescence” and continuedrenewal in fashion to render their lifes¬tyles more inaccessible to would-be newpeers, as well as to reemphasize the dis¬tinctions between themselves and the lat¬ter.In the early modern period, fashion alsomarks the geographic and political hege¬mony of certain "centers” over margina¬lized regions. Thus in the 14th century, thecommercial and political power of the Bur¬gundian commonwealth goes hand in handwith the widespread adoption throughoutEurope of this region's clothing style. Withthe eclipse of Burgundy towards the end ofthe 15th century by the Hapsburg empire,Italian clothes become popular, and so on(Mukherji, 1983:170).Conspicuous consumption increases withthe industrial revolution, when thegreater standardization of commoditiesintroduced by techniques of mass prod¬uction occurs in the context of a stratifiedsociety. Despite the perduring "democrat¬ic” ideologies, the real-politik of class dis¬tinction continues to be played out on thebodies of advanced capitalist societies. In¬deed, these two aspects play off eachother in fashion, where the signification ofdistinction ostensibly provides the tools ofvertical mobility, only to undercut the lat¬ter with the proliferating signs of inequali¬ty — a process which in enhanced by themedia to the benefit of capitalist producti¬on.An attempt to subvert on the level ofsignification the seamless, circular entrap¬ment of consumption, where the initiativeand the benefits are ultimately in thesame hands that own the means of prod¬uction (control over production and con¬sumption simply being the specialized do¬main of different fractions of thehegemonic class), has been made by cer¬tain marginal groups who have well un¬derstood the possibilities inscribed instyle. One particularly marked subversivemovement took place in Great Britain inthe mid-l970’s, and its promoters werewhite, unemployed working-class youthsmarginalized by the economic depressionof those years. Having been effectivelyexcluded from the arena of "real” classstruggle, i.e. from participating in the sys¬tem of unequal social relations in the polit¬ical and economic domains, these youthstook the "struggle” into the cultural do¬main. This would seem to be the signifi¬cance of "punk”, a style which attemptedto consciously "contest”, manipulate, par¬ody and re-form hegemonic aesthetics andtaste, even though it never aspired toseriously undermine the social order.Through a technique of "bricolage”, i.e.the use of materials at hand, left overfrom "previous constructions or destruc¬tions” (Hebdige, 1979:103-105; Levi-Strauss, 1966:17), punks constructed theirown aesthetics and images. Their rebellionagainst dominant patterns of consumptionand commoditization took the form of anintervention on the process of clothesproduction, in an attempt to bring it out¬side the very domain of the fashion mar¬ket. Punks pieced and pinned together, ina highly original montage, ready-made,cheap and conspicuously "mass-produced”or devalued commodities into somethingunique and individual. This procedure con¬trasted strikingly with the commoditiza¬tion of clothes in advanced industrial so¬cieties, and with the standardization oftastes and styles in their fashion-con¬scious, media-reproduced ideology. At thesame time, however, punk clothes werethe epitome of consumer goods: they weretemporary — glued, stapled or pinned,rather than sewn, together — and com¬posed of artificial, ephemeral materialslike plastic and synthetic fabrics, the hall¬mark of our industrial age. Thus punks toohad to work with materials at hand —they could not escape the problem of iden¬tity construction in a commoditizedworld.And yet punk montages parody very seriously the "naturalization” of the so¬cial order as it is inscribed in fashion, andin so doing they seem at least to advertisean awareness of these constraints, a re¬fusal to be mystified by the hegemonicideology. There is a deliberateness in thechoice of artificial, "kitsch” materials andunhealthy looks in the punk style, as con¬trasted with the "pure” natural fabrics(or at least fabrics which can be easily mis¬taken as natural because they "feel” justlike wool, cotton and so on) and "natural¬istic”, healthy looks which are carefullyconstrued by the hegemonic fashion. Theideological nature of the latter is laid bareby the punk assault on the dominanttastes and aesthetic, and justified thecharacterization of this style as "the sar¬torial equivalent of swear words” (Heb¬dige, 1979:114-117). The very name"punk” is the willing assumption of a signof derision, the inversion of the wholelogic of fashion (J. Comaroff, pers.comm.).It is arguable whether the punk stylehas had a subversive impact or not uponthe system it derided (indeed, the dilet¬tantish, temporary look of punk clothesseemed to signify the lack of intent,among their wearers, to actively under¬mine the logic of the system, and to paro¬dy the very notion of "responsible” ac¬tion), especially in light of its subsequentappropriation by hegemonic fashion. Thisappropriation can be observed, for in¬stance, when "hip” high fashion designerssuch as Karl Lagerfeld put punklike motifson their extravagant and enormously ex¬pensive evening wear, and thus legitimizewhat was once an insult to their style by“domesticating” it. Nonetheless, the phe¬nomenon of punk is a convincing illustra¬tion of the subtle nature of power rela¬tions. A culturally informed notion ofpower cannot focus so much on overt domi¬nation (a form of power, which, due to theelusive nature of the sign, and to the poly-semic configuration of the fashion field isnot very useful in this context), but in therelocation of power struggles outside thehegemonic domain. With its striking,"anti-aesthetic” appearance, punks makeexplicit aspects of the bourgeois ideologywhich were masked under the complexityof signification. The strength of the punkcritique lies precisely in their refusal toplay by the rules of the fashion gamewhich "misrecognizes” the connections be¬tween aesthetics, politics and economy,and in their proclamation that the aesthet¬ic is political and economic as well.Punk clothing styles would seem radical¬ly to challenge the very structure of thehegemonic code, by seeking to destroy itsintegrity. In punk costume, the brokenpieces of the deconstructed code are notput back together in any stable, finishedway: the respiting assemblage conveys alack of systematicity. Punk clothes have a“bricole” aspect, they are formed byparts of uniforms or vintage formal wear,heavy metal, dog collars, torn rags, andvarious knick-knacks assembled on thebody in no apparent order, emphasizingthe isolation of individual dress elements.In contrast with the “wholeness” whichcharacterizes mainstream fashion, there isno attempt here to integrate clothing fea¬tures in a “total” look. Formally, co-ordi¬nation is an important aspect of hegemon¬ic, fashion, where colors and textures,clothes and accessories often complementeach other, or at least form a carefully as¬sembled "image” a WHOLE “presence”where each component is chosen to fit intoa totality, in contrast with others. Thisneat attempt to "personalize” clothes, toconstruct through them a whole self is cru¬cial to assembling a "beautiful” attire.By contrast, the "visual cacophony” ofpunk clothes goes beyond the separationof elements of dress from their orignalcontexts, or even the inversion or subver¬sion of meaning. The process used bypunks in decoding hegemonic signs is anal¬ogous to that of semantic fission describedby Umberto Eco with reference to popart:As a rule, signifiant and signifie, madeequivalent by a code, are perceived asa simple reality, the sign. But all weneed to do is put the meaning into a dif¬ferent situation, through the operationof Russian Formalists called ostrannen-iye, which can be translated as "mak¬ing it strange” and at once we areforced to read it by reference to a dif¬ferent code. We have separated themeaning from its signifiant, and havemade the signifiant available to an¬other meaning, or other meanings (Eco,1971:1210).In punk style, at first the fission of signi-fier and signified is net resolved in a re¬combination of new meaning: there is anattempt to establish some closure, to keepthe meaning "strange” by not crystalliz¬ing it in fixed forms. Signs are constantlygiven new signifieds There is a refusal to“consecrate” any particular code, as if toemphasize the process of signification it¬self rather than its changing contexts. Through their ironic mode, their lack of“seriousness”, punks lay bare — as itwere — the very mechanisms of hegemonicsignification. However, even punk stylebecomes stabilized, and in time becomesrcognizable as a distinctive “look” charac¬terized by a degree of systematicity.The punk montages dramatize the exclu¬sion of the youths who build them from the“legitimate” culture domain, an exclusionwhich is implied in Hebdige’s characteriza¬tion of this movement as a "subculture”.The situation of punk outside the field ofhegemonic signification, the ambiguity oftheir codes which defy outside interpreta¬tion, breaks down the consensus that legi¬timizes the dominant ideology. Thus, eventhough punks have been relatively incon¬sequential on the political level and, un¬like other youth movements, have not ar¬ticulated their "struggle” as a rebellionagainst socio-political institutions, theirresistance to the canonized aestheticforms is a powerful dissenting statement.For example, the moral panic caused bypunks in the media is a sign of the extentto which they disturb "natural” assump¬tions and standards. In a community of“believers", punks withdraw their faith inthe currency and validity of certain codes.They go beyond heterodoxy in an ortho¬dox world, for they do not believe that thegame of oppositions is worth playing atail.The development of denim slacks pres¬ents an interesting case study of how anapparently homogeneous style can be¬come diversified, and accordingly marksocial distinctions, despite an “egali¬tarian” image. Jeans became the uniformof post-World War II youth in the UnitedStates, and Europe as well beginning withthe 1960’s. They carried with them theimage of the rugged, pioneer AmericanWest, but were also, as Sahlins points out,adopted from the working class contextwith which they had become associated, tosignify the rebellion against establish¬ment values (1976:184). In their opposi¬tion to the adult world, the young appro¬priated the clothing style of laborers, andthus drew a parallel between their ownstruggle and the conflict between workingclass and capitalists (Ibid.). Jeans were atruly democratizing, uniforming factor:they were cheap, plain and sturdy, and un¬isex. They were gradually adopted out¬side the working class and youth contexts,and by the early 1970's were being wornby all age groups of both sexes, and by allsocio-economic ranks, albeit in differentcircumstances. Thus jeans, the sign whichwas originally appropriated to signify re¬bellion, became a badge for a sort of inclu¬siveness once an expanding youth-orient¬ed ideology across age and class lines inAmerican society set the conditions fortheir "domestication”.However, in the late 1970’s a new de¬velopment took place in this enormous, lu¬crative market with the advent of design¬er jeans. Fitted and imaginativelyfinished, tailored designer jeans have en¬tered the market alongside the standard,loose-fitted cut of Levi’s and other "tradi¬tional slacks”. The latter had alreadymade some allowance for the expansion ofthe jeans market, and had produced spe¬cial collections (i.e. "Levi’s for gals”) de¬signed to fit women and children betterthan the traditional working trousers, con¬structed to fit a male body. Despite thefew adjustments in relative waist and hipsize, however, the basic jeans features didnot change significantly until the “design¬er jeans” boom. This phenomenon could besummed up with the paraphrase of a clas¬sic Orwellian dictum as "All jeans areequal, but some jeans are more equal thanothers.” Subtle differences in stitching,pocket cut, shape and fit of jeans becamethe distinguishing factors which reintro¬duced differences in this “democratic”,clothing item.Jeans are a powerful example of howcertain signs, particularly those initiallyassociated with various forms of resis¬tance, can become inscribed with state¬ments about asymmetric socio-political re¬lations, despite an "inclusive” veneer,once they are appropriated within the he¬gemonic ideology. In case the subtle dis¬tinctions are missed, a reminder of the im¬portant differences is provided by theobvious labels with the designer’s name orlogo conspicuously placed on the exteriorof the garment. Thus the inversion of thejean's role, from working-class garmentappropriated as symbol of the youthfulrebellion against establishment valuesand hierarchies, to subtle indictor of thosesame hierarchies is paralleled compell-ingly by reversing the location of labels.Labels, which had been inconspicuouslysewn inside garments, are now placed onthe exterior of clothes, where they oftenare the only distinctive mark among fairlysimilar garments.The visible label on designer clothes car¬ries the signature of their creator. Thissignature confers a special symbolic and pecuniary value to the marked object, sothat a pair of Calvin Klein jeans is not onlymore fashionable and less durable thanLevi's (both in the sense that the materialis not as lasting, and that its fashionable“life span” is shorter, since it is a "distinc¬tive” mark of prestige), but also coststwenty dollars more. What confers suchsymbolic and economic value to a name?Bourdieu and Delsaut suggest that thispower does not reside in the words them¬selves, but in the way they are used totransfer "symbolic capital” in an environ¬ment of "collective belief" or, more appro¬priately, “misunderstanding”. The misun¬derstanding is based on the fact that acommodity’s value is based on social capi¬tal, one which has the primary function ofmarking social distinctions, but is rational¬ized in an “economic” mode, according to"market laws", rather than recognizingthat what one is paying for is symboliccapital (and hence a form of capital com¬mensurate with the luxury good’s price,which is otherwise disproportionatelyhigh with respect to material costs). Thelabel is what one pays for.This manipulation of symbolic capital isanalogous to that performed by Turinseamstresses and dressmakers in Maher’sstudy, but it occurs on a removed levelsince the manual labor performed by thelatter is now done by machines, and thedesigner’s productive labor is intellectual.While on one level we are now dealingwith the depersonalized production of fe-tishized goods, on another we can see the“personalization” of commodities in theprocess of their "creation” (by individu¬alized designers), and circulation (with ad¬vertizing symbols which personify certainessences). The cult of designer signaturescontributes to the charismatic power ofthis professional category. Garments al¬most acquire the uniqueness of art worksthrough this mark of authorship. Onclothes as much as on paintings, the signa¬ture is a crucial aspect of the product’svalue, it guarantees its originality as wellas its exclusiveness. The signature marksthe difference between authentic productsand their many, cheaper copies (Bourdieu& Delsaut, Ibid: 21). It confers the qualityof rareness to the signed object. Further¬more, signed clothes seem to acquire, simi¬larly to art work, the status of "limitededition" items that can be appropriated tosignify one’s own membership among theelite.The process through which designersconfer symbolic value to clothes with theirsignature is associated by Bourdieu andDelsaut with magical powers because, un¬like most painters, fashion designers signobjects which they have not actually"made” (lbid:20). Designers nowadays dovery little of the sewing which their Frenchoccupational name, couturiers, suggests.One might argue that the dress signed“Valentino” is conceived by the individualValentino, even though it is actually madeand marketed by others, and that this isstill a type of production. However,through the system of license concession,whereby a designer allows producers ofthe most disparate accessories and luxurycommodities, from perfumes to stockingsand bed linens, to use his or her name inexchange for a percentage of profits, de¬signer signatures decorate products whichthe signer has had no part at all in produc¬ing. This particular form of fetishism,through which social relations of prod¬uction are objectified and "inscribed” inthe designer’s signature, is such that theidentification with an individual “cre¬ator” persists even when, as in the case ofDior or Chanel, such individuals do notexist any longer. The extreme manifesta¬tion of the fetishism of signatures is exem¬plified by Sergio Valente jeans, where thesignature never did stand for a designer,but is simply a fabrication to personalize aproduct for marketing purposes. Thus de¬signer signatures take on a false life: likemoney they stand for a process of prod¬uction when in fact they are only things.The signature's charisma persists in theface of the revolution on manufacturingand marketing techniques introduced inhigh fashion with the pret-a-porter, i.e.ready-made clothes. As a result in thischange, the collections of top designershave been brought out of exclusive ate¬liers and into department stores. The cultof fashion specialists, of The Designer,must be understood in the social and his¬torical context within which fashionablecommodities are produced and circulated.Several factors contribute to 'this feti¬shism of the designer garment. On onehand is the fiction of individualized tailor¬ing which contrasts strikingly with the ac¬tual process of production and distributionof these garments. A second factor is re¬lated to the mechanisms of modern adver¬tising, which transform designers intoveritable cult figures, stars of Hollywoodmagnitude, or, alternatively, intomembers of the elite who invest upon theirclothes the prestige of the dominant socialfractions with which they are affiliatedTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—9THELOOK10—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1084-THE GREY CITY JOURNAL ^ .: jg,.FASHION BRUNCH* 5617 S. 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Harper • Chicago. 60615288-2233SHARE UFE —DONATE BLOODuniversity of ChicagoVV medical centerBLOOD BANKCall 962-6247 for appointmentTheChicagoMaroonTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984—11d4WHO IS JOHANN STAMITZ?by Margaret PerkinsMusic historian Charles Burney onceclaimed of a certain composer that he“...pushed art further than anyone haddone before him; his genius was truly orig¬inal, bold, and nervous; invention, fire,and contrast, in the quick movements; atender, graceful, and insinuating melody,in the slow; together with the ingenuityand richness of the accompaniments, char¬acterise his productions; all replete withgreat effects, produced by an enthusiasmof genius, refined, but not repressed bycultivation...” (The Present State of Musicin Germany, etc.).To what musical giant did he refer? Thatthese remarks were first published in1753 is sufficient to suggest several obvi¬ous possibilities; however, if your guess iswrong, don’t despair. ’Stamitz’ has neverreally been a household name. JohannStamitz (1717-7) was the founder of theMannheim school of music composition; hisinnovations include expansion of the sym¬phony from a three — to a four-movementcycle (which became standard in most ofthe symphonies of Haydn and Beethoven),his use of a contrasting, lyrical secondtheme in his sonata-allegro movements,and a level of virtuosity and previouslyunheard-of breadth of dynamics whichwere manifestations of Stamitz' love forgreat effects. In other words, he was apretty influential guy.Among western listeners, just about ev¬eryone appreciates the genius of Mozart; our conception of “progress” in historyhas reduced people like Stamitz to thelevel of “mere forerunner”. But the confu¬sion of the “mere forerunner” notion, al confusion especially evident when we talk- about the history of art, “...that progressL occurs when old things are superseded bynew” (to quote Grout), lies in a failure toappreciate the intrinsic significance of awork for its own time. It is precisely thisintrinsic significance of works which wenow see as those which established styles,as well as works which were the culmina¬tions of styles, which University ChamberOrchestra conductor Elaine Scott Bankswishes to affirm — and to do so by givingstylistically authentic performances ofboth well-known and less familiar works.Admittedly, the University’s music de¬partment focuses more on musicologicalerudition than actual performance; yet weare nevertheless treated to regular op¬portunities to hear remarkable concertsby campus groups. This weekend’s twoperformances by the University ChamberOrchestra promise not to disappoint us:featured are works by Bach, Mozart, andJohann Stamitz. This is the final programof the group’s three-concert season, and itis marked by the kind of attention to his¬torical performance practice which is be¬coming the group’s signature. The ensem¬ble, which consists of about 13 strings pluswinds and percussion, is the only Universi¬ty-affiliated chamber group in Chicagowhich, though lacking original instru¬ments, attempts this level of historical au¬ thenticity. In this respect, they have madegreat strides over the course of the sea¬son; according to Ms. Banks, the group isnow stylistically very much “on track”.First on the program is Stamitz’ Sym¬phony in G Major: Burney’s remarks alonemake this piece worth hearing. Next is thethird of J.S. Bach’s orchestral dancesuites: the Orchestral Suite in D Major(BWV 1068), in which there is the specialdelight of no less than three high trumpet. parts. You may recognize the slow move¬ment as the source of the familiar “Air onthe G-string”. In rehearsal, Ms. Banks’emphasis on strict rhythms and prcise ar¬ticulation was nicely balanced bhy a sensi¬tivity for line and form — the crucial dia¬lectic in performance of Bach. Lookforward to this one.Finally, we are to be treated to a virtuo-sic performance of the ultimate work forclarinet: Mozart’s Concerto in A Major forClarinet and Orchestra (K.622), featuringBernadette Matthews, a winner of the1984 U. of C. Concerto Competition, as so¬loist. Ms. Matthews has a rather exotic,though distinguished background: afterearning two music degree from IndianaUniversity in 1977 and ’78, she promptlylanded the job of principle clarinet withthe Caracas Philharmonic Orchestra. Dur¬ing her two-year stay in Venezuela, whichshe describes as “a rich experience”, Ms.Matthews performed 42 weeks a year atthe rate of two concerts a week, which al¬lowed her to polish off most of the stan¬dard repertoire In addition to teaching clarinet privately, she now works as ad¬missions assistant at Northwestern Uni¬versity's dental school.Ms. Banks leads a diverse group, rang¬ing from graduate musicologists, a law¬yer, and a couple of physicists, to a sopho¬more at the U. of C. Lab School. This is Ms.Banks’ first year as conductor of thegroup, during which time they have per¬formed classical and baroque literaturealmost exclusively; she hopes next year totackle some twentieth-century works(Stravinsky, John Harbison) and to do ad¬ditional performances off campus whenpossible.Ms. Banks ("Scotty”) is herself a distin¬guished instrumentalist: she has per¬formed extensively on both baroque andcontemporary cellos, and currently holdsthe positions of assistant principle cellistwith the Lyric Opera; principle cellist withthe Orchestra of Illinois, an offshoot of theLyric Opera; principle cellist of the Concen-tus Musicus of Chicago; and cellist with theIris String Quartet. Ms. Banks’ music de¬grees are from Oberlin (cello) and West¬minster Choir College (choral conducting);she taught music for two years at the Uni¬versity of North Carolina at Chapel Hill,and has performed in the Casals Festival,the Aston Magna Festival, and the SpoletoFestival. She is a dedicated enthusiast ofthe literature of the chamber orchestra,and is especially devoted to the kinds ofworks which were stylistically seminal butare rarely done. Saturday’s and Sunday’sperformances, at 8 p.m. in Goodspeed Re¬cital Hall (free), promise not only aestheticpleasure but the possibility of a slightlymore enlightened view of the history ofwestern musical styles.PASSAGES OF INDIAby Molly RamanujanIf Naipaul’s India is a “wounded civiliza¬tion”, Ruth Prawar Jhabvala’s India is awounding civilization. Two years beforeshe left Delhi to live in New York, Jhab-vala characterized India as “a gross ani¬mal” that preyed upon her nerves (“My¬self in India,” illustrated Weekly of India,February 27, 1972). Jhabvala’s first dis¬placement was from war-time Europe andshe chose to settle in America for two rea¬sons (see New York Times Magazine, Sep¬tember 11, 1983): a) for those who livedthrough the holocaust, Europe smells ofblood, and b) she sees America as a bridgebetweeen the coarseness and vastness ofIndia and the memory of old Europe.Apart from her novels, James Ivory andIsmail Merchant have projected the Jhab-vala experience to a much wider audi¬ences with such films as The Guide, Shake¬speare Wallah, The Guru, Autobiographyof an Indian Princess and Heat and Dust.The theme is generally that of the inno¬cent abroad, among Indians who have noawareness. None of Jhabvala's Indianshave an inner life and none ever surprisesthe reader with a moral consciousness. Shenever opens the shutters of her fictionalcamera eye to full range; there is alwaysthe narrowed lens that focuses on the wounding aspect of the “gross animal”and as such it appeals to one’s malice.Therefore, Arnold Aprill’s presentation oftwo recent Jhabvala stories, which openedat Victory Gardens on Sunday, was a rev¬elation.The first of these two, also the title pieceof Jhabvala’s 1976 collection of shortstories, “How I Became A Holy Mother,” istransformed into a luminous satire by theactress Lorell J. Wyatt. The narrator,Katie has the burden of the focusing thewhole, and Wyatt as Katie is magnificent.Wyatt uses her resourceful upper lips tomaximum effect and manages to make hernaked teeth echo the off-center glitter ofher eyes, eyes that see and yet do not seethe “so called” (her phrase) mindless ec¬stasy; and were she to weep in joy — hertears would surely be crystalline. Wyattknows exactly the angle of the Jhabvalacamera eye, and she intensifies her seeingwithin the narrow range and somehowmanages to frame it with self-mockeryeven though Jhabvala’s Katie has nospac« for inwardness.Patte Shaughnessy (as the polyglotCountess of mixed origins in an appropria¬tely bespangled sari) is operatic. R. LaneHairston’s Vishwa manages to portraywith a minimum of words and movementthe mindless novitiate guru. He just sits on a cushion and radiates a mismatched in¬tensity; his Vishwa is a star-struck nakedsoul of no depth. These three charactersare able to infuse into their performancethe energy of comedy, tempering malicewith self-mockery. Les Golden, as arch¬guru, delivered his lines as if through atoothache, his performance a parody ofthe stock Indian rather than the Jhabvalavariety.Although the audience found “Desecra¬tion" engrossing, one feels there isn't aunifying vision in the interpretation of it.The three characters — Zahid Shariff asRaja Saheb, Keri Thomas as Sofia, andDavid Martin Baker as Bakhtawar Singh— have each a different angle of vision.“Desecration” is a difficult story topresent. Starker and more brutal than theusual Jhabvala story, it concerns commu¬nal brutality; here the innocent abroad isan Afghani-looking Muslim girl who can¬not be described as innocent; she is"preyed upon” while forced to “pray," byher Hindu lover, a brute who is a contrastto her aristocratic husband, the RajaSaheb, who like the proverbial monkeywill speak no evil, see no evil or hear noevil, even though he knows, sees andhears. Sofia’s empty covent-bred inten¬sity, Bakhtawar Singh’s smouldering tro¬pical lust, the Raja Saheb's self-deprecat¬ ing and self-abnegating passivity — eachin themselves has immediacy. Each wastrue to type, while managing to keep theillusion of being one of a kind. Despitethis, the play is unsatisfying and hard tofocus on. Part of the problem lies in thestory as written, which uses the storytell¬er's method — it opens with the suicide ofSofia, and ends with the revelation thatthe husband who oozes sentimentality hadknown what it was to be in "hell.” Thework of interpretation is left to thereader, or there is no character in thestory who sees more than his part. In thissecond story, the director’s interpretationis presented piecemeal; there was no fu¬sion of the whole, even though each role ismemorable and continues to inhabit theviewer’s imagination.City Lit Theater Company ought to becongratulated in restoring oral telling, inreclaiming for fiction its origin from theoral forms of romance, folk-tale, theaterand epic; in emancipating words from theflatness of the printed page, giving it thetimbre of spoken voices, the three dimen¬sions of the stage, the benefit of setting,of seeing person and gesture, person andplace, person and person interacting.Movements within the narrative, pas¬sages, were cleverly distributed betweenactors so that each character was both wit¬ness and actor, author and character.How I Became a Holy Mother and Dese¬cration are at the Victory Gardens Studio,2257 N Lincoln. Thurs-Sun at 8:30. $7 and*8.THE CHANGELINGAby Johanna StoyvaThe Beacon St. Playhouse is located onthe North Side in a neighborhood filledwith scrappy-looking kids jumping ropeand Boy George blaring from open win¬dows. But inside the drab concrete boxwhich houses the theater, the seventeenthcentury lives on in Middleton and Row¬ley’s production of The ChangelingThe bleak exterior of the Playhousebelies the snug subterranean lobby car¬peted in plush matte greys and blacks,and the intimate stage area which com¬bine to create a soothing atmosphere. Thislasts only until the play begins, for TheChangeling truly is “a tale of lust and re¬venge.” Beatrice-Joanna (Kathy Scambia-terra), is a beautiful, wealthy youngwomen whose father has promised her inmarriage to a man she does not love. Themessenger of the household, DeFlores,(David Pearson), whose love she hasspurned, suddenly finds himself in herfavor when she formulates a scheme tomurder her finace in order to marry theman she really loves After DeFlores hasmurdered her fiance and brought her hisdiamond ring — still on the finger — sherealizes the horror of what she has done,and worse, that she is inextricably caeghtin a chain of events for which the murderwas catalyst.Once the finace is out of the way, Bea¬trice-Joanna is faced with the problenf ofDeFlores, who is not so easily got rid of.His love, which before was adoring,chaste, even worshipping, becomes lustfuland demanding. In a scene which is finelywrought both technically and expressive¬ly, DeFlores rapes Beatrice-Joanna — orso it seems. What makes this scene so pow¬erful is that her unwillingness is question¬able (has she come to really love DeFloresthrough her pretense of loving him?), and the fact that ultimately she is not taken,she gives herself. The scene begins with aperfectly round white spotlight centeredon the middle and lowest of the staggeredblack platforms which form the set. De¬Flores and Beatrice-Joanna are oppositeeach other at the edge between the lightcircle and the dark surroundings. In thecourse of their argument DeFlores turnshalf-face into the light and moves into thecircle; Beatrice-Joanna turns full-face intothe light and moves into the circle. After a determined scuffle DeFlores has Beatrice-Joanna pinned to the ground; her arms areraised above her head to hit him, when heplaces his hand on her breast and she, withslow control, lowers her arms to theground. I wish the scene had ended withthis powerful moment, but it didn't. Astrobe light, which was used effectivelyearlier to create a nightmarish effect asthe richly costumed actors promenadedabout the stage, was used again duringthe actual rape. The effect is heavy-hand¬ ed and embarrasing — especially for apost-Saturday Night Fever audience.Kathy Scambiaterra’s performance asBeatrice-Joanna is not to be missed. Shehas a strong, elegant stage presence andher portrayal is full of wit, passion, andintelligence. In interpreting her lines sheseems always to have made the best poss¬ible choice for her versatile voice. As De¬Flores, David Pearson’s acting was goodbut lacking in polish and intensity whencompared to that of Scambiaterra. In therape scene, though he wasn’t quite evil in¬carnate, he was seductive and powerfulenough for the audience to understand theeventual passion between Beatrice-Joan¬na and DeFlores which thrives behind herhusband’s back (the man she originallyloved). The rape scene marks a clearchange in the acting of Pearson whichseems to imply that the character of De¬Flores becomes strong because he hasraped the woman he loves. Then again, wehave the strength of Scambiaterra’s per¬formance and the ambiguity of whether hedid, in fact, rape her, acting to mitigatesome of the evil implications of the changein DeFlores. I think the way this moral di¬lemma was handled is much to the credit ofBeacon St.'s abilities.The presentation of the rape is in strik¬ing contrast to the rest of the decisions ofWilliam Norris, the artistic director, re¬garding the production. Throughout thelengthy piece, the blocking contributedgreatly to the dramatic effect, as did thelighting, which the actors used with greatdexterity. Norris’ skill, a large cast whichcompetently portrays everything fromsword fights to comedy (there is a lot of itin this play), and Scambiaterra's perfor¬mance combine to make a really enjoyableevening of entertainment.See calendar for more information.12—FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNAL