The Chicago MaroonVoJume 93, No. 53 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 8 1984Toulmin envisions 1992 FairBy Hilary TillStephen Toulmin presentedhis vision of the upcoming Chi¬cago World’s Fair last Thurs¬day to a capacity audience atSimpson Hall in the Field Mu¬seum of Natural History. Toul¬min is a professor in the Com¬mittee on Social Thought, thedepartment of philosophy, andthe divinity school.Toulmin was one of the fea¬tured participants at a publicprogram, which was entitled,“Visions of the 1992 Fair.”Sponsored by Northwestern’sCenter for Urban Affairs andPolicy Research, Thursday’stwo-hour program was thefourth in a seven-part series onthe 1992 World’s Fair.According to the program’sorganizers, the series was setup “to explore the major so¬cial, political, and humanisticissues related to planning forthe upcoming exposition.”This year’s forums will “offerimaginative proposals” for thefair, according to Northwes¬tern’s university relations of¬fice.What were Toulmin’s imagi¬native proposals for the Fair?In short, Toulmin’s proposalsfocused on the “changed faceof technology.” He recom¬mended that the exposition re¬place “the traditional image oftechnological domination byone of social and cultural inter¬dependence.” The fair shouldalso emphasize “the ecologicalinterdependence of humanitywith nature, (and) the interde¬pendence of different humannations and communities,(along with) the role of com¬munications in serving largerhuman purposes.” As can beinferred, the operative wordsin Toulmin’s talk were “inter¬ dependence” and “coexis¬tence.”He introduced his speech bydescribing the traditionalthemes in World’s Fairs of thelast 133 years. The fairs cele¬brated “the new wonders ofmanufacture and invention”and gave “exhibitors...an op¬portunity to show off the latestcommercial processes andconsumer products,” he said.Toulmin noted that the con¬tents of these past fairs withtheir “uncritical celebrationof...manufactured productsappear to us dated.” First ofall, “general public attitudesto science and technology havesharply changed,” he assert¬ed. The public is much moreaware of the “risks technologycan pose to (human) healthand” to the environment. Andsecondly, “the cutting edge oftechnology...has moved fromheavy industry to electronics,computers, and the so-calledknowledge industries,” Toul¬min advanced in a statementabout his talk.The growth in the communi¬cations and information indus¬tries took on special meaningfor Toulmin. This growth re¬flects “the increased interde¬pendence of human nationsand communities with one an¬other,” he said.After surveying both thechanges in technology and thechanges in attitudes abouttechnology, Toulmin conclud¬ed, “the general public is al¬ready moving beyond a ma¬terialistic worship of ‘thebiggest, the fastest, and themost expensive,’ and it isready for a more balanced pic¬ture of human technology.”Technology should not beviewed “just as a simple seriesSG favors MAB repsBy Rosemary BlinnStudent Government (SG)assembly voted Thursday torecommend to Dean O’Connellthat two elected and five ap¬pointed members serve on theMajor Activities Board(MAB).There was extended debateon the number of elected rep¬resentatives, if any, thatshould comprise MAB. ChrisJordan, a member of MAB,said appointing members isthe best process because quali¬fications can be fully re¬viewed. “Getting electeddoesn’t mean you’re quali¬fied,” he added.SG Finance Chair RickSzesny left his previous stanceof advocating more account¬ ability by MAB and said “Icouldn’t do what they do and Idon’t think I want to think I cankid myself into thinking that...I have to wonder whether byopening up the process to all-campus elections you’re tak¬ing away two effectivemembers of the board.”Szesny said he is now unsure ofwhat his position is on MABmember selection. He ex¬plained that this turnaroundcame as a result of workingclosely with MAB members inpreparation for the LasciviousCostume Ball.However, other members ofthe assembly still argued thatmore accountability by MABcontinued on page thirteenInside ►Former U of C studentturns comedianFeature page 11 of victories, by which humani¬ty has achieved progressivelygreater domination over na¬ture, but as one element in thecomplex ‘ecosystems’ withinwhich humanity is obliged tocoexist with nature,” Toulminproposed.Toulmin came up with twospecific proposals which wouldemphasize both the improve¬ment in the communicationsfield and the public’s changingview about technology. Mostimportantly, these proposalswould establish “interdepen¬dence” as the theme of theFair.His first recommendation isto use satellite television inorder to “carry the images, ac¬tivities, and message of...(the)Fair to the whole world.”Meanwhile, he said, “returnsatellite signals can make theactivities of the whole worldvisible at the Fair.” Specif¬ically. he advocated the estab¬lishment of radio and televi¬sion satellite links between theChicago Fair and the contem¬poraneous Seville Fair inSpain. The 1992 World’s Faircould then truly “become aWorld Fair,” he concluded.Secondly, Toulmin proposedthat two-way audiovisual linkscontinued on page thirteen PHOTOS BY ARTHUR U. ELLISPolice arrested two people after an altercation at theBlue Gargoyle on Saturday.Arrests at GargoyleBy Michael Elliottand Hillary TillTwo adults were arrested oncharges of possessing an un¬lawful weapon and severalpeople were hospitalized withbruises and lacerations after afight erupted at the Blue Gar¬goyle Saturday night.According to Dave Mason ofthe South East Chicago Com¬mission, Chicago police werecalled to the Blue GargoyleSaturday night to break up abrawl that started during aSaturday evening dance. Rita Johnson was arrested for car¬rying a revolver owned by hercompanion Marshall Mason,who was also arrested on thesame charge.Several people sustainedminor injuries and were treat¬ed and released from MitchellHospital, according to DavidO’Leary, director of Universi¬ty Security.Rumors of shootings or bro¬ken necks from the fight wereunfounded. Also, “no Universi¬ty of Chicago students that wehave information on were in¬volved.” said O’Learv.LCB draws largest crowd everBy Rosemary BlinnThe 1984 Lascivious CostumeBall superceded those of pre¬vious years in attendance,cost, and activities.About 2000 people attendedthe five hour event, the largestcrowd on record to attend theLCB. Rick Szesny, one of the minor problems during theevening included an electricityoverload which caused thevideo speakers to fade in andout.Reporters frpjn newspapers,radio and TV stations causedthe organizers to step up secu¬rity. The University was de-—-rrx I *co-chairmen of the everit, said luged with phone calls asking“we expected about 1500 or whether the event existed and* ters spent Fridayq{ Ida Noyass.3g®6S1600 people.’’ Although therewas a line ofpeople waiting to enter jjmNoyes for most of the night, e*eryone with a valid ID waslowed in.Despite the large tu~'i'fi*Athe admission fees of ** Re¬turned only $6000 of the $10,000that was allocated by the Stu¬dent Government Finance,Committee. Szesny said thiswas because more peoplecame in costume or “in next tonothing” than in past years.The evening’s activities in¬cluded video screens in thegym, pornographic videos onthe third floor, and strippers inthe third floor theater. Some Shonelaibecauseate property,if more money-w»*securdy and >precautions* jqK ffaevenpress froijjji attending the LCB.because **we were concernedstudent^ Vho wanted, to go tothe pari# didn’t haveiqMcov-ereki by 500 newscameras and400 reporters.”One highlight of the eveningwas the strippers. Szesny saidof the audience’s enthusiasticreaction to the males, “the au¬dience participated in a way that I’ve never seen before.”Only two of the four plannedcontests were held. Mr. U of Cwent to a man with an elabo¬rate hairdo extending threefeet from his head. Ms. U of Cwore a leopard skin shirtiwfeich she removed in thefmalsf) and a mini-skirt.> / Other problems which were/dealt wfth by the organizersarid administrators present in¬cluded thr ee people beingtaken t& the hospital. EddieClearwater did not perform, athis, wife’s request, and thus?»roike hfe contract with LCBorganizers. His band backedup another lead singer insteadVarious couches, card tables,ahd chairs were damaged.!f When asked if the LCB'should be held again. JayVogel, a co-chairman of thecommittee said “yes.“The hassle wasn’t thatbad,” he added. Szesny said ofholding the next LCB. “I cer¬tainly hope it will happen —how about next year?”Greenwood residents air gripesBv Michael Elliottand Anna HupertEd Turkington, associatedean of students; Connie Holo-man, director of student hous¬ing; and Greenwood studentsmet in the lobby of GreenwoodThursday night to air griev¬ances surrounding the closingof Greenwood at the end ofspring quarter.Turkington opened the meet¬ing by responding to questionson alternatives the Adminis¬tration considered in closingGreenwood. Because of itsphysical condition, said Tur¬kington, Greenwood needed tobe condemned or closed for“substantial renovation”. Areport in fall ’81 put the cost ofrenovation at two million dollars. Results of a study done this year showed the sum wascloser to two-a».d-a half mil¬lion. “It was not a viable alter¬native to find and use that sumon this building,” said Tur¬kington, “and 1 don’t think itwould be wise to keep it open inits present condition, playingaround for five or six years.”The main concern of the Uni¬versity, according to Turking¬ton, was to replace the housingspace with apartment dormrooms as close to the Universi¬ty as possible. However, nomoney was available to buildor buy a new building — “therewas no optimal solution,” saidTurkington. New alternativesavailable for Greenwood stu¬dents are to move into a Uni-versity-ow neu apartmentbuilding at 51st and Woodlawn (1215 E. Hyde Park Blvd ), orto move into housing at Broad¬view or Burton-Judson.Alan Glicklich, GreenwoodHall president, complained “aweek is not enough time” forstudents to decide their hous¬ing plans, especially since thedecision came as a surpriseeven to Turkington, who wasquoted as saying he was “99percent sure” Greenwoodwould stay open. Glicklichasked that students fromGreenwood be able to canceltheir housing reservationswithout penalties. David Good¬man and Lynn Hanessian alsoasked there be no rush to getout, and that students be ableto leave items in storage whilecontinued on page thirteenTHE COUNCIL ON RELIGIONAND INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRSinvites you to attend the sixth in its series ofEthics and Foreign Policy discussionswithMARSHALL SAHLINSCharles F. GreyDistinguished Professor of AnthropologyThe University of ChicagoTHE POLYNESIAN WAR:CULTURE AND VICTORYIN THE FIJI ISLANDSThursday, May 10,1984Swift Hall - Third Floor Lecture AuditoriumThe University of Chicago1025 East 58th StreetHosts: The Committee on Public Policy Studies and theCenter for Ethics and Public Affairs(312) 962-8400The University of ChicagoAlpha Omega Alpha Annual LectureTHE SKEPTICALPHYSICIANFaith vs. Evidence in MedicinePAUL D. STOLLEY, M.D.Professor of Medicine,University of PennsylvaniaFriday, May 11NoonDora De Lee AuditoriamUniversity of Chicago Hospitals— Reception to follow —2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984 Chicago Literary Review/is seeking contributions to itsFEMINISTLITERARYSUPPLEMENTpoetry, fiction, articles - all writingwhich reflects the experience ofwomen is welcomeDEADLINE: MAY 16thDrop all contributions in theCLR box: Room 303,Ida Noyes Hall, or mail themthrough Faculty Exchange• Get Literary! •Sheet Protectors“Topper” SheetProtectors andShop Ticket HoldersC-LinealsohasBadges and Badge HoldersPin Type and Pressure SensitiveThe University of Chicago Bookstore2nd Floor - Stationery970 E. 58th Street982*8729 or IBX 5-4103Desk PadsbyC-LineWomen’s health fairThe Hyde Park JCC is sponsoring aFaire For Women Wednesday from 6 to9 p.m. at the U of C Lying-In Hospital,held in conjunction with the MedicalCenter’s health fair, health topics ofparticular concern to women will beaddressed.The Faire will feature workshopsand presentations on such topics asoutdoor adventures, genetic screening,stress, nutrition for women after 30,pregnancy after 30/40, and re-enteringthe working world. Professionals willon hand to answer questions, and therewill also be free health screenings andeducational literature.Ex Libris managerThe Ex Libris Governing Board iscurrently accepting applications forthe 1984-5 school year. The Ex Librismanager is responsible for schedulingstaff, ordering coffee and foodstuffs,and the running of day to day opera¬tions of the Canteen. The position re¬quires approximately 20 hours a weekand is most appropriate for a graduatestudent. Applications are available atthe Student Activities Office and at theEx Libris Canteen.Israeli film festivalAn Israeli Film Festival will be heldMay 13 through 17 at Facets Multime¬dia Center, 1517 W. Fullerton Avenue.Presented in cooperation with the con¬sulate general of Israel and the IsraelArts Committee, eight films will beshown during the week. For programinformation, call 281-4114.57th street art fairThe annual 57th Street Art Fair willbe June 2 and 3> and the deadline forbooth applications is Saturday. Inter¬ested community organizatons are in¬vited to apply for booth space. Eligibleorganizations are those which are not-for-profit and which provide the HydePark and Kenwood community with in¬formation, service, or cultural activi¬ties. For further information and regis¬tration, call the Hyde Park-KenwoodCommunity Conference at 288-8343.Pro-freeze meetingThe next meeting of the First Con¬gressional District Nuclear Freeze Co¬alition will take place tomorrow at theUniversity Church, 5655 S. University.The subject of the meeting will be, “Or¬ganizing the School Children forPeace.”Representatives from Clergy andLaity Concerned and the Stu¬dent/Teacher Organization to PreventNuclear War (STOP) will address thegroup, which will also discuss the cur¬rent “Quick Freeze” resolution in Con¬gress and our strategy to promote itspassage. The meeting begins at 7:30p.m. For more information, call667-1409.Mendelsohn to speakThe Friends and Colleagues of Pro¬fessor Arcadius Kahan will present atalk by Ezra Mendelsohn on “JewishPolitics in Interwar Eastern Europe:The Jewish Left and the Jewish Right”at 3 p.m. May 9 at Swift Lecture Hall.This lecture is part of the ongoing Ar¬cadius Kahan Memorial Program,which funds scholarly programs inmodern Jewish studies. Kahan taughtat the U of C from 1954 until his death in1982.Feminism clarifiedElizabeth Payne, assistant professorof history at Northwestern Universitywill discuss “Feminism, Motherhood,and the Labor Movement” at the thirdlecture in the Forum for FeministScholarship spring series on feministtheory, Thursday at 4:30 p.m. inHarper 130.Many people are under the impres¬sion that feminism and the ERA aresynonymous. How often have youheard, “I’m for women’s rights — Isupport the ERA”? But the ERA isonly one aspect of feminist theory.Payne will show' that a different kind offeminist founded the movement for women’s trade unions. These feministsbelieved that the conditions of factorywork had to be changed so that work¬ing women could still raise a healthyfamily; they were motivated by con¬cerns of motherhood.This lecture is about feminists whoworked throufn the labor movement toachieve their goals. It is aimed at peo¬ple interested in feminism and in thelabor movement.The lecture is funded by the Univer¬sity of Chicago Women’s Board.FOTA performanceFOTA presents “New Dances,” fea¬turing Chicago choreographers CarolBabrow, Barbara Dressier. Bob Eisen,and Jan Erkert May 12 at 8 p.m. inMandel. Admission is free.c^TaNostalgia plays benefitThe Scholarship and Guidance Asso¬ciation will present Nostalgia, withAirflow Deluxe and the Easy StreetDancers, in concert Wednesday at 8:15p.m. at the Mid-Day Club. 56th floor.One First National Plaza.Airflow Deluxe is a group of a dozenmusicians who play jazz. The concert is a benefit for the Scholarship Associa¬tion, a Chicago organization whichhelps troubled youth in the city. Stu¬dent tickets are $10, and may be or¬dered by calling 663-0305.American BoychoirThe American Boychoir will performat Mandel Hall Wednesday at 10:30a m. for the lower and middle schoolstudents of the Lab Schools. Membersof the Chicago Children’s Choir havebeen invited as well.The concert choir is the touring divi¬sion of the Boychoir School of Prince¬ton, New Jersey. Founded as the Co¬lumbus Boychoir in 1937, the school isthe only non-sectarian boy choir board¬ing school in the nation.Meeting with deathThe Hyde Park Union Church issponsoring two free forums exploringthe supports available to the individualand his or her family at the end of life.“The Last Things: Death,” will be heldWednesday, and will focus on the workof Meridian Hospice, which offershome care to terminally ill patients onthe South Side.Betty Wissler, community affairschairman of Meridan, and BerniceKimbrough, assistant director of socialservices at the U of C Medical Center,will speak on the concept of hospicecare. Jim Gibbons, director of cha¬plaincy services for the U of C Hospi¬tals, will discuss emotional issues fac¬ing the dying patient and his or herfamily and friends.On May 16, a second forum will focuson the practical details that face fami¬ly and friends on the death of a lovedone and the supports available to helpthem with these and their grief. Themain speaker will be Charles Stasukai-tis. a South Side funeral director whohas worked for several years to pro¬vide consumer oriented burial ser¬vices.Both forums will take place in the So¬cial Hall of the Hyde Park UnionChurch, 5600 Woodlawn, at 7:30 p.m.For more information, call 363-6063.Office of the Dean of Students in The collegeand College OrientationApplications for the volunteer position ofGENERAL ORIENTATION AIDEfor the 1984 -1985 academic yearare now available inHARPER 269REQUIREMENTS:Applicants can be any year and need not live in the housing system. Adesire to work hard, a willingness to function as part of a team (includingtaking directions), a heightened sense of responsibility and a willingnessto adapt to diverse tasks will be helpful attributes, but above all theapplicant should be eager to introduce new students to life in the collegein the best possible way.All applications are due May 25 in Harper 269Questions? Call 962-8614(Orientation Aides in The college Houses are chosenby the student Housing Office; ask your ResidentHead for more information.)The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 8. 1984 —3 'x DXWr atcek'd txe "EjCJa." MC'mi X •'se\f-coo^l.r>9 "H0l;€r 'ha* U of C not free sex societyBY MR BY-ENDS To the editor:There used to be a time when peoplecondemned sex openly. This attitudehas now lost its respectability; instead,the attack on open sexual expression isconducted under the guise of a progres¬sive, pseudo-feminist philosophy.In their criticism of LCB (The Chica¬go Maroon, 5/1/84), Levin et al. professsupport for the freedom of sexual ex¬pression. Their letter, however, atteststo fear of open sexuality and corollarySexy bunkTo the editor:My two cats Zasu and Machka aresisters. When one of them is in heat theother investigates with mouth andnose. Both of them at the time are un¬clothed (!) without having to presenttheir ID’s at Ida Noyes Hall. Does allthis make them “lascivious” “Les¬bians”? Please, cut it out with all yourhoopla about stolen gay liberation ban¬ners and ultra-planned Lascivious Cos¬tume Balls. Cats are cats, people arepeople, animals are animals — let’sleave it at that, with no intellectual pu¬ritanical frills. It really offends me tohave sexuality bunkerized and intellec-tualized as you have been doing lately.Aren’t you a representative of one ofthe greatest universities in the world?James BoneIntolerance of ‘other view’ poster protestTo the editor:As a member of a new campus orga¬nization, the Palestine Human RightsCampaign. I have been enthusiastical¬ly working to bring the Israeli attorneyFelicia Langer to campus to speak on“Palestinians Under Israeli Law." Ms.Langer has published documentary ac¬counts of mistreatment of Palestiniansin Israeli jails and detention centers;in addition, she has published articlesanalysing the Israeli legal system. Hercommitment to human rights and herposition in the Israeli legal systemshould make for an interesting presen¬tation.As of Sunday, 6 May, some 150 post¬ers had been put up announcing Ms.Langer’s lecture on Monday, 14 May; however, for some reason, only 10 post¬ers still remain on University bulletinboards. Having affixed a considerableamount of those posters myself, it isclear that some unknown person orgroup is making a concerted attempt tolimit the publicity for Ms. Langer’s lec¬ture. Given the longevity with whichsome posters adorn University bulletinboards and the controversial nature ofMs. Langer’s work, we can only con¬clude that these vandals seek to ad¬vance a particular agenda by their ac¬tions: limiting the discussion on theIsraeli-Palestinian conflict.The rights of homosexuals. Ameri¬ca’s Central American policy, femin¬ism, the decay of American cities, na¬tional security and the First Amendment, and the University’s li¬quor policy are all legitimate topics fordiscussion; to be sure there are dif¬ferences of opinion, and sometimesheated exchanges, among the discus¬sants. However, I do not recall any apriori attempt to limit the analysis anddiscussion of a topic through a system¬atic removal of the sponsoring organi¬zation’s posters.It is not a question of particulars butgeneralities: intolerance for differentpoints of view has no place in a univer¬sity community. It is deeply disturbingthat not everyone here shares thisview.John EganPolitical Science resentment of sexual expression.To the act of celebration in partial orfull nudity, the writers refer deroga-torily as ‘voyeurism,’ ‘ogling,’ ‘bac¬chanal, and ‘wantonly cavorting.’ Theycondemn the pursuit of ‘individual sat¬isfaction’ in sex. That fear is involvedas indicated by the characterization ofan alternative to LCB as ‘non-intimi¬dating.’That in discussing LCB the writersshould find it necessary to mention ‘de¬humanizing pornography’ and ‘rape,incest, wife-beating,’ makes one sus¬pect that degradation and violence areinextricably connected with sex in thewriters’ minds.Pornography may serve both as asubstitute for actual sex experiencesand as an independent source of plea¬sure. The writers criticize the ‘domina¬tion of women’ in pornography. Butpart of the sexual experience of bothmen and women does involve the sen¬sation of power. Our desire for posses¬sion constitutes a mutual dependenceas well. These emotional componentsportray human sexuality in general,and not that of one gender only.I find observing other people’s bodiesan enjoyable and healthy experience.Feminine beauty and sexuality are notexclusive of personality in a woman,and their appreciation does not neces¬sarily assume that they are. The accu¬sation that LCB ‘glorifies restrictivesex roles’ is especially malicious.Women who participate in LCB openlyexercise their sexuality and freely as¬sert a part of their femininity. A tradi¬tional role would have them eitherdeny an interest in sex altogether, orwait passively on men.Levin et al. imply, but never explicit¬ly elaborate, some other-worldly formof sex, somehow pure and probably de¬void of the carnal. Sex is earthly andphysical. Our sexual desire may be in¬dependent of emotional attachment;the desire (common to both sexes) ‘toget a piece of ass’ is fine and fortunate.It is earthly sex that the writers con¬demn. No other form exists.LCB simply recognizes that we donot live in a sexually-liberated societyyet. In a cheerful and charming way itacknowledges and challenges that situ¬ation.Chaim Roitgrundf CAMPUS VOICEWill bad boogeyman feast on UC’s cheaters?People have the strangest urges. There’s the urgewhen you see that cute little stuffed bear chirpilytalking about laundry softener to rack his foam filledhead with a baseball bat. There’s the urge to yell“fire” at graduation after you’ve gotten your diplo¬ma. And there’s the urge to exercise tomorrow butnever today. The strangest urge, though, that comesout of human frailty is the urge to copy. In Nov. 83,the Chicago Maroon reported that copying was ram¬pant at the U of C. Actually, copying is rampantworldwide. On the surface, copying makes sense.Someone else has done your work for you, but thereal nature of copying lies much deeper than simplelaziness. The real nature of copying has to do withthe boogeyman.From the time you are a small child, you areraised to fear the boogeyman: “Eat your carrots orthe boogeyman will get you, brush your teethor...etc.” Children, universally, grow up fearing thisdemonic, omnipresent being; however, the limita¬tions and specifications of exactly what incites thisabhorrent monster are never fully laid out. “Nobodyhas written a comprehensive book detailing all thethings which get the boogeyman prone towards vio¬lence,” quotes U of C sociologist I.M. Fooey. Fooeyhas spent the past ten years at the graduate level try¬ing to compile such a work and he feels he is withinfive years of completion. In the meantime the fearlives on. Returning to the topic of copying, then, itappears people copy out of fear of the boogeyman.Heinz Corporation has plans to introduce a plasticcontainer for their ketchup product. The container,which will resemble the popular glass bottle, is duein late August. The plastic bottle will make it easierto get the ketchup out of the bottle, so this project hasvery lucrative possibilities. Del Monte, the primaryrival of Heinz in their ketchup market, has stationedscouts in front of the office of Heinz president Clif¬ford Heinz. “If the bottles come out,” said a DelMonte official who remained unnamed because hisparents couldn’t think of one, “and Cliff (Heinz) isn’teaten by the boogeyman, we’ll have the same thingout by December.”On the streets of New York outside such fashion¬able stores as Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdales,♦—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984 independent merchants hawk such name brandwares as Ralph Lauren for less than half the price ofthe department stores. Clearly the discountedclothes are imitations, copies of the authentic prod¬ucts. “Ralphy, he’s been selling these shirts forwhat, five years,” independent merchant Guido Bo-chelli begins, “and nobody’s eaten him soz Iz figuresits safe ta be sellin em.”University of Chicago’s non-denominational Rev¬erend R. Minster reports that there is a grave prob¬lem with trying to live by what doesn’t upset the boo¬geyman. “Occasionally I’ll be giving a sermon onsome topic like the need for immediate damnation ofall sick Commie Pinko Homos and someone in thecongregation will blaspheme ‘but reverend, if peopledo that stuff and they’re not eaten then how do weknow it is wrong’, to which I reply: questioning em¬bodiment of the anti-Christ, you deserve to die andtherefore I will eat you myself following this sermon.When questions arise it is always best to be compas¬sionate but get to the point.”Such strong measures aren’t the norm, but withouta doubt copying just because something has beenproven not to upset the boogeyman; can have graveconsequences. In Hammond, Indiana recently atHammond Glass Works, owner Charles Plucci re¬ported finding twelve boxes of Girl Scout Cookies inhis crushed glass: “It was hot out, you see, and thecookies were kookaburras, you know the ones withthe chocolate, and all the chocolate melted over theclean glass.” Mr. Plucci reports it took two men fourhours to clean the cookies from the glass. All thattime spent because someone foolishly copied some¬thing that was OK with the boogeyman.On the other hand, the people at the Mass MediaMarket Advertising Agency say that the threat ofcopying is far outweighed by the money to be “makefrom it. If we could just come up with a few goodcommercials that say buy our product or the boogey¬man will eat you, we’d make a fortune. The onlyproblem is that no one has made those types of com¬mercials before and we don’t know if we’ll get eatenmaking them,” explains David Miltzer, vice-presi¬dent of MMMAA and a graduate of the University ofChicago. Research at the U of C to find the origins of copy¬ing continues. “Copying is an evolutionary adapta¬tion,” Univ. of Chicago anthropologist Arthur Antsconcludes. “Man has learned to avoid the wrath ofthe boogeyman by watching his fellow man’s behav¬ior and copying the actions of those who weren’teaten. Now the dinosaurs, they died out not only be¬cause they were very stupid but also because theyhad an inexplicable knack of getting the boogeymanpissed off.”University of Chicago is on the forefront of boogey¬man research, reports President of the UniversityHanna Gray. “We must solve the mystery of the tiebetween copying and the boogeyman so in order todestroy the trend of copying that is developing hereat the U of C.” Hanna feels, “If students find out thatother students have cheated on finals in the past andhave not been eaten but instead have been admittedinto our medical school, well then they will start tocheat on finals, too. That is why we are using everyresource available to the University, including somemoney originally allocated for the proposed new en¬gineering library quad, to try to make it appear thatall students who cheat on finals are eaten.” Mrs.Gray’s plan has been implemented quite successful¬ly: students report unexplained disappearances ofother students all the time at the U of C. According tolatest University Security figures, 130% of thisyear’s freshman class will have disappeared beforethey graduate. Mrs. Gray is very pleased with theresults: “We haven’t even had to spend as much aswe thought we would, we have enough money leftover in that fund to build a new Physics Cafeteria-Laundromat.”Copying must then be considered a threat regard¬less of the boogeyman. But how then to assure safetyfrom perhaps the most dreaded savage evil-doer ofall time. “I’ve been studying the boogeyman for 25years,” University of Chicago graduate student BillHoneig claims, “and I really don’t think there is aboogeyman.,.I really don’t.” If we could only all beso certain.Lawrence LurveyLETTERS RALLY BY FRANK LUBYLetters are ‘trite bull’To the editor:I would like to thank you personallyfor giving University of Chicago stu¬dents one of the most humorous col¬umns ever to hit paper and ink - “Let¬ters to the Editor". I cannot believe westudents waste our time on such tritebull.For starters, during Fall Quarteryou printed a letter from an irateWashington, D.C. resident who wasperturbed at a column putting down hisgreat city. In this letter he proceededto denounce Chicago, which was his ini¬tial complaint. ‘My daddy can beat upyour daddy,’ or ‘My city can beat upyour city,’ doesn’t hold water, guy.Winter Quarter brought up the ar-guement of vacations. One girl com¬plained that since she paid for ten (10)whole weeks of education, she shouldget what she paid for. She does have asemi-valid point, but, chick, get a clue!Grab that day of rest when you can.Even the Lord rested after He createdthe heavens and earth, so rest can’t beall that bad.Now, Spring Quarter brings us theissue of GALA and violence againstGALA, which is the principle reasonfor this letter. First I’ll say that theperson (s) who tore down the signwas/were dead wrong! Violence andvandalism rarely solve anything.The problem of GALA and their rights is not really a problem. Themain purpose of GAL is to bring otherhomosexual people ‘out of the closet’,and tell them not to be afraid of whothey are. Being one’s self is a greatvalue, and it always takes courage.Peer pressure is the hardest obstacleto overcome, but it must be hurdled, orthe person succumbing to it isn’t them¬selves, but what others would like themto be. Nobody should ever be pressuredinto being something they aren’t, andthat works both ways. Gays shouldn’tpush heterosexuals into ‘converting’,either.Second, GALA is a student organiza¬tion dedicated to the principle of lettingpeople be themselves. It is a student or¬ganization at the U of C. There’s no twoways about it. This fact alone allowsthem to receive Student Governmentfunding. To deny them this, just be¬cause their sexual preference swaysfrom ‘the norm', is wrong, becauseGALA is a student organization. Justbecause they are a minority on thiscampus doesn’t mean they shouldn’t betreated as humans. For example, ifIrish-Catholics, which is another bigminority on this campus (and the mi¬nority of which I am a member), wereto start an organization, they shouldnot be prejudiced against.Jim ReillyFirst year student in the CollegeGALA ignores good tasteTo the editor:Much of the discussion concerningthe tearing down of GALA’S “aware¬ness" banner during prospective stu¬dents weekend ignores the essentialissue of good taste. Regardless of what¬ever rights GALA may desire or be en¬titled to placing a large banner recog¬nizing any type of sexuality will beoffensive to the vast majority of stu¬dents at this university who are by na¬ ture very independent and like to sharepersonal concerns such as sexualityonly among close friends.If GALA didn’t realize this before,they ought to have by now. Either way.the members of GALA should beashamed of themselves for behaving insuch bad form.Gregory WaltersThird Year student in the College JHEY RALLY. . . w'e'reoN_^=~'V after this ViALFm!l^COMMERCIALip ioo THu#Of rr ■.. <rt TWO 'am ABC SPECIAL REPORT. . .CALL IT BRA/N WAS HIM 6 >(WHILE OTHERS CALL IT A REI6N\OF TERROR , A CULT OF SOCIALEPRAV itY.]/(on CHICAGO'S SOUTH SIDE .THE’LEADERS OF A SO-CALLED'education! cult'1 take Victims]RUTHLESSLY AMD fORCE THEM BEHIND THE GRA YyCURTA IN//SOME MATERIAL MTHIS PKOGMrt MAYHOT 9E SUiTABU FORCDLL-B6B bouhdAootescgKTs ...5TO BE CONTINUEDGays need vocal supportTo the editor:Liliane Corzo’s letter (Maroon. April24) adds an important voice of reasonto the current debate. She comesacross as a caring woman, whoespouses a view that in the millenniumwe may hope is the one that prevails.But in the world we live in, it is an un¬fortunately naive view. She says, “Ifsomeone is interested in GALA activi¬ties, that person will probably go to oneof their meetings to find out what isplanned, the same way any person willgo to any office to get information.’’But it doesn't happen that way. Sogreat is the societal pressure on theperson who wonders whether he/shemight be gay that just walking past theGALA office door — let alone knockingor going in — can be an enormously dif¬ ficult experience. For that reason, itbecomes necessary to publicize gayissues in such a way that the person thepublicity must really reach feels in noway singled out from the other ninewho have no particular stake in it. IfMs. Corzo herself had never been ex¬posed to all these things, to whom theydon't much matter, what chance mightanyone else have had. to whom it’s alife-or-death question?As long as I have your attention,please correct the typo in the slogan Iargued against on Tuesday — “Theycan't reproduce, so (not. of course. as>they have to recruit.’’ And I thoughtmy letter was too long!Peter T. DanielsLinguistics/vfo after graduatetraWmg you to tram othersitfornuiC discussionoftminitva as a cured*’ ~ ~ tVUJCf &H too noo itEDavlcC ZgSron Av’tsasst. vicaysresicCiot ofJl/Lpt. and'fovf.Tra.ininp*’ if*TVatl.efCfujo. cy0occCy Carter ad tetraining director ofTTatt. &pui iorijlcsearc/i Center////ell' a.f.,'Zc~mjfo!tiinstitute staff mem6er$\L.~tnfo. east. ntpt% ffonn & ScHtdz^m.teuSr. nujt. deoeCopment specialistTde TVortfiem Trusta*t*aseHxta& Chicago Qlumni associationat 'house' ~ SXST WoodlautaAm’wicj cpuf own 1uircH ~ 'beverages providedThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984—5ONLY ONE THINGSTANDS BETWEEN YOU ANDYOUR FUTUREAn Interview. Whether for graduate school,professional school, or a job, the success orfailure of your interview depends on how wellyou have refined your marketing skills.Stanley Kaplan can improve your scores; stu¬dying can improve your grades; but onlysupervised training in the negotiation processwill improve your chances at an interview.Calling supporters for a major Presidentialcandidate will strengthen your ability to thinkquickly, communicate logically, argue per¬suasively, and interface effectively.Parlay your experience into a successfulcareer as a lawyer, a stockbrocker, a teacher,a marketing analyst, or a politician.Of course, you could join the debating cluband get the same benefits... well,almost thesame; we pay $4.50/hour and offercommissions.Calling sessions are conducted Mondaythrough Thursday from 6p.m. until 10 p.m.,Saturday from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m., and Sun¬day from 1 p.m. until 5 p.m. You will workat least two sessions per week. Call 493-1600to set up an interview.Calling sessions will run throughout the Summer.SUMMER INTERNSHIPS are available tostudents and college credit may be available.® SOMA JOHNSONV CITIZEN t»r PRESIDENT ELECTIONTONIGHT!I Tuesday, May 8 • 7:30 p.m.Ida Noyes - Room 303-To elect the new GCJ Editor-I Eligible to vote:I; Jamie Allen| Abigail Asheri! Stephanie BaconJesse HalvorsenJonathan KatzBruce KingMichael KotzeRainer MackJeffrey MakosNadine McCannCampbell McGrathBrian MulliganRachel SaltzPaul ReubensDan SakuraJohanna StoyvaDavid SullivanWilliam Weaver%jCithjeAA £ OMEXTRAVAGANZAVASESMANY STYLESAND SIZESFROM $£95 REM II WINEGLASSES2 SmfS REG ‘2<3 EACHSEE OF SIX <Q?5WEWILL SHIPIT ANYWHERE INTHE U.S.A THE ORIGINALAND GENUINEcopcoENAMEL TEA KETTLEREGULAR VALUE <35SA1E: *15?5COFFEE MUGSFROM THE JAPANESEFLORAL SERIES BYREG-U&SALE ALLPLACEMATSAN ADDITIONAL20 % OFF!lHOua Fill PARKING at tni citt lotAT ]}(• I IAKI PAAK, COU«T|JT OPcooleys cornerop*n daily monday thru Saturday 10 am to 6 pm•unday 12 noon to 5 30 pm5211 ». harper avenue in harper court 363-44776—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984SSCD-SAC seeks student course evaluatorsSeeking to broaden its advisory func¬tion and to promote dialogue betweenstudents and faculty, the SocialSciences Collegiate Division StudentAdvisory Committee (SSCD-SAC) heldits first annual faculty-student lun¬cheon Saturday.Rose Maria Li, chair of the SSCD-SAC, said that the goal of the luncheonwas to “further the measure of good¬will between faculty and students.”Members of the faculty and adminis¬tration invited to the luncheon includedAssociate Dean of the College RichardTaub, J. David Greenstone, master ofthe SSCD, and the heads of each con¬centration within the division.Curr r y the primary function of theorg^niz,!* > 1 is to collate evaluations ofcourses within the social sciences.These summaries appear in the courseev dilation booklet which is issued atuW beginning of each academic year.Recognizing the role of the SSCD-SACin preserving the integrity of the SocialSciences Division, Taub said that thecommittee’s work is even more crucialwhen one realizes that the division isthe most distinguished and popular onewithing the University.Li, reporting before the committee,noted the several changes in editorialpolicy that have been made this year.Gross on educationA lecture by Ronald Gross, directorof the Independent Scholarship projectand author of The Independent Schol¬ar's Handbook, The Lifelong Learner,and Radical School Reform, will bepresented May 10 at 7 p.m. at DePaulUniversity’s Center Theater, 25 E.Jackson Blvd.Sponsored by the School for NewLearning of DePaul University, thefree lecture will be of special interestto anyone concerned with independentscholars, individuals doing scholarlywork but unaffiliated with colleges oruniversities. For more information,call David Justice at 321-7901. SSCD-SAC has barred its membersfrom summarizing evaluations fromteachers of courses they have had. “Ihope students realize that we try to beobjective in our analysis,” Li added.The committee also surveyed the so¬cial science faculty earlier this year togauge sentiment over the evaluationforms.Li also stressed that SSCD-SACwishes to set a precedent in having ayear-end luncheon if only “to open upcommunication between the advisorycommittee and the faculty.” She saidshe hopes that SSCD-SAC will be ableto expand its functions, possibly exa¬mining the concentration system tofind out if students are satisfied withmajor distribution requirements.The SSCD-SAC urges all interestedstudents to contact the Social SciencesCollegiate Division office in Harper250.Lieberson to speakStanley Lieberson, professor of soci¬ology at the University of California-Berkeley, will give a talk entitled “ANew Ethnic Group in the UnitedStates” on Thursday at 4 p.m. atWilder House, 5811 S. Kenwood.Lieberson is one of the leading schol¬ars in the field of race and ethnic rela¬tions. His most recent work in this areais A Piece of the Pie, a study of blacksand white immigrants in the US since1880.The talk is sponsored by the Centerfor the Study of Industrial Societies.For more information, call 753-4809.MARRS tournamentMARRS (The Medieval and Renais¬sance Recreation Society) is holding aRenaissance Tournament and FeastMay 12. Days activities include games,contests, merchants, dancing, andprizes. Beginning at 10:30 a.m., partic¬ipants may also attend a feast for $5. Richard Taub photo by k c morrisHotel restaurantThe Windermere Hotel, now ownedby the University, will add a restau¬rant to the international grocery storePiccolo Mundo that opened last fall.The restaurant, called Midway Gar¬dens, will be financed by a federalUrban Development Action Grant(UDAG) of $250,000. which was allocat¬ed by the Chicago City Council April 25.Local resident Michael Kilgore islaunching the restaurant with ren¬owned Chicago chef Phil Appleyard.Estimated to cost about $1.15 million,Midway Gardens will employ some 67full-time employees. It will featurethree sections: a luxury restaurant forfine dining, a moderately priced lun¬cheon club, and a garden terrace.The UDAG program is designed toprovide “incentive loans” to privatedevelopers. The loans are limited to 25percent of total project cost. The De¬partment of Housing and Urban Devel¬opment must give final approval be¬fore UDAG grants can be dispersed.Appleyard is former chef and ownerof the Paradise Cafe on Chicago’sNorth Side.Kilgore says Midway Gardens willbe Chicago’s first “American” luxuryrestaurant and luncheon club, and hetold a neighborhood newspaper that heexpects to attract diners from all overthe city and elsewhere with an Ameri¬can cuisine. Award to PhilipsonMorris Philipson, director of the U ofC Press, will receive an award fromthe Society of Midland Authors for hisbook, Secret Understandings, at anawards dinner May 15.The Society of Midland Authors givesannual awards which recognize out¬standing literary works produced inthe previous year.Ancient tool lecture“Studying the Uses of Ancient StoneImplements,” an illustrated lecture byDr. Lawrence H. Keeley. will be pre¬sented by the Chicago Society of theArchaeological Institute of AmericaThursday at 8 p.m. in Lecture Centerroom C4 of the University of Illinois atChicago, 710 S. Halsted Street. Thepublic is cordially invited to attend.Keeley will demonstrate that “mi¬crowear analysis” is not only an intri¬guing example of archaeological detec-tive work but an importantbreakthrough in our attempts to under¬stand the technology and daily life ofman's ancient past. The speaker re¬ceived his doctoral degree from OxfordUniversity, England, on the basis of hispioneering research in microwearanalysis of paleolithic stone tools.His current continuing research isprimarily funded by the NationalScience Foundation. Keeley is asso¬ciate professor in the department ofanthropology of the University of Illi¬nois at Chicago.In definitive articles in ScientificAmerican, Keeley has explained how-analysis of the microscopic traces ofuse — visible only under very highmagnification — on ancient stone toolsare enabling archaeologists to deter¬mine how and on what material eachimplement had been used — functionsthat could only be guessed at in namingthem for their shape 1 knife, handaxe.scraper, etc.) until the past dozenyears.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE PRESENTS...STRING Cf 11 Al ISFeaturingII I GLENNMIELE111I I Ml \under the direction cfni l ill! AI T11II V\ MAS 11,1984M G I . H.IIA NCYES GALLRefreshments and Hors d’Oeuvres will be served.U.C. STUDENTS: $10.00 PER PERSONFACULTY, STAFF and ALUMNI:$18.00 PER PERSON ^ V n \ 'VTickets mailable atthe Reynolds ClubBoi Office6XmThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 8, 1984—7Serve on an SG committee next yearStudent Government is looking forinterested students to serve on the SGcommittees. These committees are theexecutive organs of Student Govern¬ment that work on issues and projectsfor the benefit of University students,and membership on them is open to allstudents; current or previous member¬ship in SG is not required.SG is very interested in getting peo¬ple on its committees who are not cur¬rently part of the organization, accord¬ing to SG President-elect Chris Hill."We welcome and really need peoplefrom outside SG to get involved withthe committees. If there’s an issue youwant to see raised, or a service you’dlike to get involved with, then thesecommittees are the places to be.”The following is a list of the variouscommittees and their areas of concern.Interested students should contact theappropriate committee chair or leavea message at the SG Office (962-9732).Academic AffairsThis committee concerns itself withissues of academic policy at the Uni¬versity, and also sponsors the OpenUniversity program of mini-classes.Its projects for the coming year in¬clude a critical analysis of the upcom¬ing Project 1984 task force recommen¬dations, and investigation of abuses ofthe College reading period. Co-chairedby Sandy Spidel (947-0747) and StephenMenn.ActivitiesThis committee plans and organizesparties and other events for the Uni¬versity, and will also concern itselfwith general ideas and issues for im¬proving the “social atmosphere” at theU of C on both the undergraduate andgraduate level. Co-chaired by DavidFeige (753-2261) and Janelle Montgo¬mery (753-8342).Community RelationsThis committee will be working to es¬tablish a University-sponsored reme¬ dial reading program for underprivi¬leged Hyde Park area adults. Chairedby Joan Spoerl (947-8208).Elections and RulesE & Ft runs the SG elections andmakes rulings on various issues con¬cerning the SG constitution, by-laws,etc. Chaired by Brad Smith(241-7991).Ex Libris Governing BoardThis committee oversees the man¬agement of the Ex Libris Coffee Shop(“A” level of Regenstein). Chaired byJohn Ponterotto (753-2240).Graduate Student AffairsThis newly established committeewas set up to focus on the concerns ofgraduate and professional students inthe University. One of its immediateconcerns will be the issue of providingchild day care for married students.Chaired by John Botscharow(549-1592).Intercollegiate CommitteeThe Intercollegiate Committeemaintains contact and correspondencewith other colleges and universities.Chaired by Geoff Sherry (947-0747).Minority AffairsThis committee will address issuesof concern to minority students andseeks to make all students on campusfeel that they are full and welcomemembers of the University communi¬ty. Its agenda will include an investiga¬tion of minority admissions and enroll¬ment. and the placement of a “sexualorientation” nondiscrimination clausein University nondiscrimination state¬ments. Co-chaired bv Newton Hall andReggie Mills (both 753-8342).Student RepresentationStudent Representation works to en¬sure student input and information ondecisions made by the University ad¬ministration and faculty. Anothermajor goal of this committee is to booststudent awareness of and participation^MUSfOMUsIOMdSlC-*CJ THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO .2DEPARTMENT of MUSIC fcPresents:r Tuesday, May 8 - Peter Serkin, piano n8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall.Presented in conjunction with the Alumni Association.The first of two concerts devoted to the last six Beethoven Pianosonatas.Sonata in e minor, op. 90; Sonata in A, op. 101; Sonata in B-flat, *>u op. 106 (“Hammerklavier”).$12; UC faculty/staff, $10; Student with ID, $7.50Tickets and information at the Department of Music ConcertOffice, Goodspeed Hall 310. 962-8068. c.Thursday, May 10 - Noontime Concert Series Ln12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBon Tempo SingersA program of madrigals, chansons, part-songs and rounds.Admission is free. n<* Friday, May 11 - Peter Serkin, piano *>8:00 p.m., Mandel HallU Second of two concerts devoted to the last six BeethovenPiano Sonatas. rSonata in E, op. 109; Sonata in A-flat, op. 110; Sonata inc minor, op. 111.$10; UC student, $7. See above for more information. ><5rSaturday, May 12 &Sunday, May 13 - University Chamber Orchestra o8:00 p.m., Goodspeed.Recital HallElaine Scott Banks, conductor.-c Stamitz: Symphony in G Major; J.S. Bach; Orchestral Suite inD Major, BWV 1068; Mozart: Concerto in A Major for Clarinetand Orchestra, K. 622. ArThe Mozart Concerto will feature soloist Bernadette Matthews,Winner of the 1984 U. of C. Concerto CompetitionAdmission is free both performances. Z0—4USunday, May 13 * Brass Workshop with theChicago Brass Quintet c.10.30-2:00 = Master Classes3:00 p.m. « ConcertSponsored by the Cathy Heifetz Memorial and the UniversitySymphony Orchestra.For information call 962-7628. r>4UsICj>MUsIC'5MUsK -* $ in Student Government. Chaired byScott Durschlag (753-2261).Student ServicesThis committee plans and coordinates services provided to students byStudent Government, such as the BookExchange, Round Table panel discus¬sions, and the Tabletalk discount mealcoupons for student-faculty lunches.Chaired by Nathan Schoppa(753-8342).University ServicesThe rather wide focus of this com¬mittee is on services which are orshould be provided to students by theUniversity. Its concerns for the comingyear will include streamlining of pro¬cedures at Student Health and StudentMental Health, establishment of an al¬cohol abuse counseling program spe¬cifically for students, installation ofwhite phones on the Midway, andlonger hours at Regenstein Reserve.Chaired by Derek Buzasi (753-3751).Photography lectureChicago Tribune photographerKaren Engstorm will discuss her pho¬tojournalism experiences in CentralAmerica at the Fort Dearborn CameraClub on May 11 at 8 p.m. For furtherinformation, call 922-0770. Ballet will be held at Mandel hallChicago Ballet performMostly Music will present the Chica¬go City Ballet in Mandel Hall on May 13at 3 p.m., with performances of Gersh¬win’s “Who Cares?,” “Western Hoe-down” and “Brahms Waltzes.” Theprogram is part of FOTA, and is co¬sponsored by the Medican Center’s So¬cial Service Department.Admission is $9 general, $7 faculty,staff, and $5 students. For tickets call924-2550.Stolley speaks on uncertainty of new drugsDr. Paul D. Stolley will speak on“The Skeptical Physician: Faith vs.Evidence in Medicine” Friday at noonin the Dora de Lee Auditorium at theUniversity of Chicago Medical Center.He will address the uncertainty thatsurrounds the use of new drugs andtechniques, and offer an approach thatthe physician might take in dealingwith this uncertainty.Stolley, professor of medicine at theUniversity of Pennsylvania, is a na¬tionally known epidemiologist who serves as the co-director of the ClinicalEpidemiology Unit for the School ofMedicine at Penn. He is also a SeniorFellow at the Leonard Davis Instituteof Health Economics.Stolley has worked at the nationallevel on such issues as AIDS, Depo-Provera, marijuana, and air pollution.His most recent work has focused oncontrollable risk factors of disease andthe epidemiology of physician-inducedillness.A reception in the Wyler BoardRoom will follow the lecture.ETC K DINNERIA/TEPNAT/ONAL HOUSE’1414 E. 59* St.tturw:Eqq Uzmon SoupGreek SaladPaslilsiobraised Lambw/ tijqplanTDolmadesShrimp ScorpioSpana kopilfa(spinach-cheese pie)GalaklaburikoWednesday, May 9 ,4-’30 - 7:OOp.m.pirnComplimentary Graek bzwramuve: belly dancing ±MUSIC 5Y The ATHENIANS8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984Salisbury Circle, The Dept, of Geographyand The Center for Far Eastern StudiespresentYAO SHI-MOUUrban Geographer from thePeoples Republic of China"Development and Problemsof Chinese Cities"4:00 P.M. • Thursday, May 10Pick LoungeTeaching and consulting opportunity.Position available for recent college graduates to startmid-August, 1984 with well-established educationalconsulting firm whose clients have included more than100 schools, colleges, and universities, in the U.S.A. andoverseas; major corporations; and The White House. Youwill be trained to teach reading, study and other learn¬ing skills at various locations. Must have car; be free totravel; strong liberal arts background; creative; and in¬dependent. Relocation is not necessary.Send resume to Recruiting Director, BRSS, Inc., P.0.Box 439, Greenwich, CT 06830 or telephone for an ap¬pointment before 2:00 P.M. 203-869-4988.FOTA PRESENTSCAROL BOBROWBARBARA DRESSLERBOB EISENJAN ERKERTWITH THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO DANCE AND PERFORMANCE CLUBS1 1—FUNDED BY SGFC — The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984—9Time Schedules forSummer Quarter 1984are already available at theDean of Students offices andgraduate department officesso you can register early.Late Fee After May 18thFor Courses listed in 1984 Summer Quarter BulletinDON'TJUST SITTHERE...Sign Up NowFor SummerURESFEATURESFEATURES By Mazyar Hedayat the ?‘,ation build a working When we get a chance to go down toA radid program designed for first relationship with faculty the radio station* it gives you a good \and second year French and Spanish “We’d like to do more with them incentive to speak clearly and do astudents airawor one hd^a #eek (faculty), and this is a good wav to ‘ v kfrom 3:30 to 4:30, Wednesdays on start.” he commented.WHPK. The show is a collaboration The real test of the success for anybetween station management and such show is student opinion. Scottfaculty of the Romance Languages Durschlag. a first year Spanishdescribed the show as readings andskits by the students, assigned inclass. They are also accompanied by graaea aian i ueiraci rrum tat? iuu vithe creative process, or the pride ofhearing oneself on the radio.W^mmmnnMnTiininuMnumnmstands, the program involves allsections of Spanish 103 and French203. It is coordinated by GeraldHonigsblum (Senior Lecturer,Romance Langugages department)and Flora Gonzales (facultymember)."In these kinds of shows in the past,it’s just been students or staff. Themain departure here is that we’reworking more formally with theUniversity and faculty. We’ve neverhad faculty people produce languageprogramming.” Uhl said. Heattributed the existence of such ashow to the station’s flexibility, size,and the fact that it is not acommercial institution"It would be nice.” be commented,“if we got somebody to sponsor all theprograms. Say, the Hyde Park Bankunderwrote the program, that sort ofthing you see on PBS. We’re alwayslooking for sponsors.” He noted thatin spite of the benefits of sucb a show,few college stations do similar things,and almost none in the immediateChicago area.Despite the continued existence of‘"bugs” in the production of suchshows. Uhl was impressed withteachers and students alike. Headded. “People who have never heardof us before find a reason to listen tous. I think it’s been productive. We’vehad no complaints about it ”: Uhl said that the show w<rudstudents identify their problems withthe spoken language, w hile helping Mwmbut indeednts are resIe IbrLted piece <t as lively;blum cited"What we do basically is to split theresponsibility of producing theprogram among the four sections (ofFrench 203). We have a total of eightFrench programs which he will air inthe Spring quarter,” said GeraldHonigsblum.In the beginning, explainedHonigsblum, “the station approachedme With the idea of doing someforeign language programming, f saidI thought it’d be a great idea. Ofcourse it was at the eleventh hour,since it was right before the end of thewinter quarter I believe it's agrowing concern now, and 1 havereason to believe that next year therewill be many more (such programs)and Pm delighted that’s happening.“Next year we’ll have perhaps five,six. who knows how many? My senseof what the radio station wanted, andwhat the faculty-advisory staff of theradio station is interested in is to havemore faculty and curricular input intothe programming.” he added.Honigsblum speculated that wemight expect similar projects by the "Stutheir clexplainthat weeh arm i many ahows,that studetch titrt tom for shortfiner pointson and phonterial sounds decus as possiblcan get tooates,” Honidding. "We ofe to talk acfistood, he cona lever. Thatarning. This iscompelling way of doing tl“If this suggests somethas a language instructor,201 to 203, that sequence oidealing with language phas sort of dramatized forPm very happy to have ha-experience — the notion thto set time aside to activatskills. They cannot be actisufficiently by havingdiscrete hour or three huthe classroom,,f Honigsblobserved that errors copayearly years, but neverthe target of such an e;“The French Hour” ifyFrancaise) consists of rfeatures, Interviews amystery-theatre segment: "music department, in which students conversations, music, amfdmight go out. review concerts, and written and performed by sgive both commentary and recordings The program is open to anyfrom the concert on the air. He cited French 203 and Spanish 103the fact that WHPK is already highly be opening up to moreregarded, and that such a program .v languages fn the futuresPajama Game the 'best showBy Michael KotzeHe leaned over the table, his eyeswidening. “It’s a kitschy, campything that we’re going for.” His eyesdarted about the room for a moment.Then he spoke again. His voice washushed, conspiratorial, confiding.“It’s the only way it can be done.” Hesunk back into his chair, spent,exhausted. In contrast, she satseverely straight. After taking asmall, even stylized bite of her grilledcheese sandwich, which she referredto mysteriously as a “CheeseToastie,” she spoke. Her voice wascalm, patient, matter-of-fact.Everything she said made a strangekind of sense: “It’s cat-eye glassesfor the girls, internal beanies for theguys.” She took an unapologetie sip ofher martini, and the look in her eyessaid, there. I’ve explained it all foryou.They both paused for a moment,allowing me to take it all in. Theyboth knew that they were speaking ofthings that were new and strange tome. I tried to gather my thoughts. Iknew what “it” was: it was the newBlackfriars production of The PajamaGame, which opens this Thursday.And I knew who “they” were: shewas Lisa Morrow, director of ThePajama Game, and he was DanStetzel, the show’s musical director. Iknew these things; I had written themon my notepad. But the disorientationremained. They used phrases like“complete theatre” and “creativecast movement” with total assurance.They spoke of costumes, sets,make-up, of a synthesis of elementsforged into a comprehensive whole.As they explained these things to mewith jutter seriousness, and an almost visionary sense of committment, Iwas reminded of Richard Wagner’slofty theories of Gesamtkunstwerk.But then reality intruded — they weretalking about The Pajama Game, notParsifal.Yes, it was The Pajama Gamealright. A hit on Broadway in 1954,later a color film starring Doris Day,The Pajama Game is without a doubtone of the silliest musical comediesever to hold the stage. Ostensiblydealing with labor/managementrelations in a middle Americangarment factory, most of the show’saction revolves around problematicromantic intrigues, beer-soakedpicnics, love-crazed knife throwers, and the nocturnal machinations at adisreputable nightspot on the edge oftown, the infamous “Hernando sHideaway.” Morrow and Stetzel toldme that they intended to look theshow’s absurdity “straight in theeye,” and “push it as far as it cango.” They were mixing metaphorsrecklessly by now, as they began towarm to the subject.They referred to the show as “therebirth of Blackfriars” or at least“the re-rebirth.” Whatever it was,there was something new afoot, theyassured me; perhaps it was a newprofessionalism, or a new desire toatone for past indiscretions. ThePajama Game, they said, was goingOld-style Blackfriars musical comedy — fun, yes, but not ruthless. to be the best, most professBlackfriars show in years.'sensed my skepticism, andtry to convince me that the;the people to bring off suchWithout any prodding, theyspeak freely of their past, oStetzel was inclined to call“musical and theatrical exjReferences and reminiscenttumbled out: earlier BlackfDeductions. Concrete Gothia familiar story to anyone vpassing acquaintance with ttheatre scene. Morrow spokand one had to admit, her ciwere impressive: theyincluBlackfriars musicals as ByeBirdie and Kiss Me, Kate. aConcrete Gothic’s Marat/SaTable Manners. Stetzel hadaround, musically andtheatspeaking; among the showsworked on as musical directPublish or Perish, Pippin, GDolls, and Savage Love. Hereticent on other aspects of 1musical experience, but he fadmitted to his involvementMiss Indiana pageant. refer]as “a secret in my past.” I amyself, was this the pair wh<transcend previous Blackfriaachievements? I had to admseemed promising. I asked t“Yes,” was the reply.They spoke of their collab<Morrow explained that wfhenbegan to plan the productionfound that their “minds wenwas — ” “A cognative marrinterjected Stetzel, completiiMorrow’s thought. These rerwere easy to accept. Indeed,glanced lrom one side ol thethe other, it was impossible10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984t too accustomed toWe often forgetk across a barrierree hours a week in>nigsbltiro said. Hers committed in thever corrected, arem endeavor. /•eHC,rajen to any i by Brian MulliganWatching Eric Bogosian’s Funhouseis like waiting for the bus at theGarfield El stop for two hours; youare accosted and bombarded by thed-egs of society — all the losers andcnaracters who just couldn’t handlethe pressure of modern America.Bogosian, a young theatre artist, isobsessed with all those people whojust don’t seem to fit anywhere in oursociety, the people who spend theirlives calling all-night radio shows tocomplain about the Satanic aliens whoare living next doorFunhouse is a one man show,written by Bogosian, in which heportrays 20 odd characters from anurban nightmare, they include; apsychotic street tough, a stripper, anincredibly smug TV evangelist and amiddle-aged man with gall-bladdertrouble (not cancer, he keepsinsisting). Through a dazzling amountof energy and a chameleon-likequality of mimicry Bogosian is able tosustain the illusion of eachcharacterization. Perhaps the mostamazing single feature of hisperformance is his ability to switchpersonas in mid-sentence withoutlosing one bit of momentum.What Bogosian does defies anyattempt to categorize him; he haschosen to work in the medium of thestand-up comedian, but to call himthat would be to miss the pointentirely. He has nothing in commonwith the endless stream of clownswho bombard their audiences withbanalities (“Have you ever noticedhow your jockey shorts ride up andmake you...Are there any dog ownersin the audience, I love dogs. Aren’tthey great?). Bogosian is more anactor taking on every characteristicof his people; he observes, but he alsotries to see past surfaceeccentricities. In some way, eachportrayals asks, why is a person likethis locked out? Why are these peopleimmune to happiness and fulfillment?How do these people end up living onthe streets or in their own privateapocalypse?But these questions are more oftenthan not left implicit in the show.What he does is make you watch andlisten to these people; the samepeople we would strain to ignore ifthey came up to us in the street. Weare forced to see past thestrangeness, past the surfacecraziness to acknowledge that thesepeople are human — more like usthan we would usually admit. These/v in years't professional1 years. Theysm. and began tothat they were justoff such a feat,ng. they began tor past, or as1 to call it, theirrical experience.’’liniscencesr Blackfriarsite Gothic: it wasanyone with ace with the U of C•ow spoke firstit. her credentialsley included suchIs as Bye, Bye,Kate, as well aslarat/Sade andtzel had also beennd theatricallye shows he hasal director wereh'ppin, Guys andove. He was moreaects of hisbut he finallylvement in theit. referring to itast.” I askedpair who wouldMackfriars1 to admit, itasked them.y-r collaboration,lat when theyoduction, theynds were one. Itye marriage,”ompletinghese remarksIndeed, as Ile ol the table toossible not to notice they pair’s many similarities.They seemed to share a commonvocabulary, mannerisms, evenphysical appearance. They could betwins, I thought...but what did any ofthis have to do with The PajamaGame? But later when Morrow spokeof “erasing the distinction betweendirector and mucical director,” Irealized whal was going on. It wascollaboration carried to extremes.Each was submerging their ownidentity, all for the sake of...musicalcomedy.The pieces were beginning to fallinto place. The disorientation wasexplained. I wasn’t talking to twopeople; I was talking to onedirectorial being, housed physically intwo bodies. By now I was convincedthat any musical comedy theproduced w'ould be powerful musicalcomedy indeed. I was only worriedthat the experience may be toopowerful; one rarely sees trulysingle-rnindedly ruthless musicalcomedy, really viscious stuff:hard-hitting laughs, terrifying funnygags — in other words, brutallyentertaining musical comedy. I wasscared. They sensed something waswrong; even in the dim light of thispopular Hyde Park boite. they couldsee that I had gone quite pale. Theyreassured me, always stressing howmuch fun it was going to be. Kitschy.Campy. Fun. It sounded all verypleasant, hearing them explain it.Fun. Ves...The Pajama Game opens Thursday.The show will run May 10-11-12 and17-18-19 at the first floor theatre inReynolds Club. Showtime is 8 p.m.Will the University of Chicago ever bvthe same? Funhouse by BogosianBogosian Funhousezany and diverseare the people who have beencontaminated by the abyss ofmeaning found in television and ourother “entertainments.”Bogosian does not limit his vision tothe losers, he also takes sharp aim atthe “winners” who keep them wherethey are. One of the more devastatingsegments of the evening is Bogosian’sportrayal of a sarcastic instructor inthe leading a seminar on methods oftorture, telling his students the bestspots for applying electricity to he“subject.” He also zeroes in on thosepeople who preach ‘every man forhimself,’ neatly exposing the nihlismof that philosophy.Watching Bogosian dash throughthis rogue’s gallery of thedisenfranchised makes one realizemere is something terribly, terriblywrong with out way of life; there aresimply too many people unprovidedfor. The audience is never madeacutely uncomfortable but there is aundeniable tension in the air by thetime Bogosian closes his show' with amonologue by an admitted murdererwhich indicts all of us in anunhumane system. Frank Rich of theNew York Times wrote last year, Funhouse may offend some audiences— which is in part the point — butadventurous theatergoers are likely totreasure Mr. Bogosian’s strikingsensibility and the performing talentwith which he expresses It.”Do not take all this talk of seriousundertones to suggest that Funhouseis not entertaining, it is. It isBogosian's humor which make theshow work — if he were not as funnyas he is. he wouldn’t get away withwhat he does. It is, in fact, a modeluse of comedy as a vehicle for socialcriticism and mild political dissent.Bogosian understands that he has toentertain his audience if he is to makethem listen.Funhouse is being sponsored inChicago by the Huron Theater, a newtheater ensemble group. In the threeyears since its inception they havehad a number of successfulproductions; they are a group wellworth supporting. Eric Bogosian'sFunhouse will be running throughSunday May 13 at the Huron Theaterat 1608 N. Wells Street (behind SecondCity). Tickets are $8.50 in advanceand $10.00 at the door. For tickets andmore information, call 266-7055.Camping out for classesHardy and patient students waited in line to get appointments toregister for next year’s classes. Starting at about noon on Sundaystudents then flocked to the quadrangle behind Harper Memorial Li¬brary with tents, sleeping bags, and lots of determination.This year fewer students knew about the annual sleeping out be¬cause there was little notification. Announcements were placed in themail folders on Friday afternoon.While this year’s students were lucky weather-wise, past yearscampers were less fortunate. Several years ago it rained so muchthat at about 8 p.m. administrators distributed numbers and let thedevoted students who had been standing in the downpour for hoursgo home.&The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8. 1984—11FEATURESFEATURES,FEATThe University of ChicagoArcadius Kahan Memorial LectureEZRA MENDELSOHNHebrew University, UCLAJewish Politics inInter-War Eastern EuropeWednesday, May 93:00 p.m. Swift Lecture Room3rd FloorFree and open to the public111I1 The Social Sciences Collegiate Division andSSCD Student Advisory Councilwill host a discussionSTUDENT VIEWS ON THESOCIAL SCIENCES CORE CURRICULUM: 1ISSUES AND ALTERNATIVESTuesday, May 8 • 4:00 p.m.Harper 284 INTERNATIONAL HOUSEOF CHICAGOSUNDAY, MAY 20, 19843:00-9:00 P.M.Featuring:•Music and Dance of Many Lands,•International Food Bazaar•Film and slide presentations offoreign lands•Cultural Displays, Raffles, Games,and More1414 E. 59th Street— FOR INFORMATION CALL —753-2274Tickets available atINTERNATIONAL HOUSE$2.00 in advance • $3.00 at doorSponsored by International House in conjunction with its residents€NTR€PR€N€URSWANTEDSOF TUJRRFxpress ZEZAND TALENTED INDIVIDUALS TO BECOME AUTHORIZED REPRESEN¬TATIVES IN THE EXPLODING COMPUTER SOFTWARE AND PERIPHERALSINDUSTRY. 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We just want more input(into what activities are presented oncampus).”Hill suggested that MAB could makeendorsements of some of the peoplerunning for office. He added that acombination of elected and appointedofficials would ensure that enoughtechnical people would be selected toserve and that more entertainmmenttastes would be represented.The President’s Advisory committeein discussing the issue proposed thatMAB hold outdoor festivals or other ac¬tivities that would appeal to more peo¬ple. Hill cited this type of suggestion asone MAB should consider for futureprogramming.MAB members Chris Jordan andDan Mackay did not present their ideasfor the recommendation at this meet¬ing. but they backed up their stance ofthe last SG meeting where they saidthat the most qualified MAB memberswould come from appointments.Mackay, who was named to theBoard this spring, said “We’re not asmall clique,” of MAB. He counteredthe reputation MAB had of appointingtheir friends. “I did not know anymembers of MAB before being ap¬pointed,” he added.In other SG action, Steve Levitan, afirst year law student, was named theChief Justice of Student (SFA) Court.He beat Katherine Kleiman by twovotes 16-14. SG Committee chairs werechosen as well. The Activities, Gradu¬ate Affairs, and Minority Affairs com¬mittee chairs were made co-chairs. Members of next year’s FinanceCommittee were elected and includethe following: Bill McDade, Kal Al¬ston, Joe Barnosky, Urban Larson,Jim Geoly and Lisa Montgomery. Ninepeople ran for the six positions.The assembly approved an added$500 for the Lascivious Costume Ballfor added security.Toulmincontinued from page onebe set up between the main Chicagosite and various Chicago neighbor¬hoods. The establishment of “ancillaryFair sites” could showcase “the ethnicdiversity of the city” in all its “culturaland social richness.” This second pro¬posal would require planning which,Toulmin envisioned, could be an “occa¬sion to bind parts of the city together,instead of further dividing them.”Toulmin said that “the design of theFair’s activities for television broad¬casting” has an economic basis in ad¬dition to an idealistic rationale. Incomefrom television syndication might helpthe Fair avert the financial difficultiesof past fairs.Thus, Toulmin does not envision “aseries of pavillions filled with static ob¬jects” (as was the case in many of thepast fairs), but rather, he sees an “em¬phasis on video, sound stage, and otherelectronic techniques,” which wouldfacilitate the linking of both the localand world communities during theFair.The program’s other two speakerswere William Boyd, president of theField Museum, and Stanley Hallett,lecturer in management and urban af¬fairs at Northwestern University. Bothspeakers emphasized the “need formore neighborhood involvement in theFair.” A panel discussion and openpublic forum followed the talks. Greenwoodcontinued from page onethey found alternative housing.Turkington said he “was honest insaying he was 99 percent sure” thatGreenwood would stay open, and thatalthough he supported its closing, wassurprised the decision had been madeso quickly. He also said that studentscould leave items in storage for a fewdays, but that students would need tovacate Greenwood immediately at theend of spring quarter.Other students expressed concernthat transportation be available to 1215E. Hyde Park Blvd. “Transportation(buses) is essential for 1215,” said onestudent. “That depends on thenumbers (of students),” said Turking¬ton.Glicklich also pointed out that Green¬wood is a dorm made up mainly of un¬dergraduate transfer students whohave “established a strong communi¬ty,” and other students complainedthat the University was breaking upthis community. “The community isthe people, not the facility,” said Holo-man, adding that a community couldbe built at 1215 E. Hyde Park as well asat Greenwood.But perhaps most frustrating to thestudents was their complete inabilityto affect the decision. This lack of inputis typical of the way the Universitytreats undergraduates, said Phil Lor-tie. “The University doesn’t give adamn about student life,” said anotherstudent. “What avenues should we taketo have input into University deci¬sions?” asked Jane Huges.Turkington responded that studentshad no way to make suggestions to theUniversity concerning this decision.He admitted that they should havebeen told sooner. “I don’t know the an¬swer to that question (of why studentswere not told sooner),” said Turking¬ton, “but I don’t agree that the Univer¬sity doesn’t give a damn.” You’ve heard of a domesticengineer, well the University of Iowais planning to give out a degree inExercise Science. What is exercisescience, you may ask. It is to be thenew degree offered by theDepartment of Physical Educationpending the approval of the stateBoard of Regents to change the nameto the Department of ExerciseScience. The Daily Iowan reports that'“The change would reflect theprimary emphasis in this department... in the area of the science ofexercise.” Watch out Jack Lalane!* * *From the Pitt News classifieds: D.PHI.E We loved your shorts! Thanksfor a fantastic mixer!The Pitt News also reported thetragic story of a student who went tothe bathroom in the University ofPittsburgh student union and noticeda “hand sticking out from under thestall” next to him. Upon furtherinvestigation he found that the manwas dead. “There was no blood,nothing.” The cause of death isunknown, but the police do not suspectfoul play.* * *The obituary page of the New YorkTimes carried his sad note last week.“Prom at Yale U. 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Mav 8, 1984IT IS IMPORTANT NOT TO DELAY. 7:00 PMINTERNATIONAL HONORS PROGRAM AuditoriumSchool of the Art Institute19 Braddock Park Columbus Dr. at Jackson Blvd.Boston, MA 02116 For more information call443-37 Jb or 443-3710The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984—13. rrrr. r:.T.Softball sweeps strong North Central, 5-3, 3-2Ends “successful” season with 14-6 recordBy Frank LubyStrong defense backed up the pitch¬ing of senior Karen Kitchen and al¬lowed the University of Chicago soft-ball team to close the 1984 season witha doubleheader sweep of North CentralCollege, 5-3 and 3-2, Friday afternoonat North Field.The two victories against the Cardi¬nals, nationally ranked at the start ofthe season, boost the Maroons’ recordto 14-6 for the first season under headcoach Cheryl Kennedy.Two errors by Cardinal shortstopSarah Shillington led to three Maroonruns in the bottom of the sixth in thefirst game, to give the Maroons acome-from-behind victory. With oneout. freshman catcher Madelvn Detloffbeat Shillington’s high, wide throw atfirst, and then scored when HelenGemmill cracked a triple down theright field line. Karen Walsh hit agrounder to short, and Gemmill beatShillington’s throw to home for the win¬ning run. with Walsh taking second onthe play.After Stephanie Grossman groundedto the pitcher to move Walsh to third.Walsh scored an insurance run whenShillington made her second error ofthe inning on a grounder by pinch hit¬ter Laura Edwards.The Cardinals threatened in the sev¬enth when Kitchen walked CamdenBobek. and Jane Buhl sent one to right-center. Centerfielder Arzou Ahsan cutthe ball off in the gap. though, holdingBuhl to a single and keeping Bobek atsecond. Kitchen then fanned Pam Stoicke on a called third strike, retiredCheryl Kennedy (the Cardinal catcher,not the Maroon coach) on a tap to themound, and sealed the victory whenShillington flied to right.North Central had taken a 3-2 lead inthe top of the sixth when Kennedywalked, stole second, and took thirdwhen Shillington reached on an errorby Walsh. Teresa Stark flew to LynnBircsak in right, but Bircsak’s strongthrow to home prevented any advanceby the runners. Sharon Kennedy,though, scored her sister with a fly ballto Grossman in left, and Shillingtonscored the go-ahead run on an error byMaroon third baseman Dana Howd.Angie Jacobs grounded to Howd to endthe inning.The Maroons had scored once in thesecond when Cardinal pitcher Ven-naraye Hoffman hit W’alsh with thebases loaded; the other run came in thefourth when Kitchen tripled to left-center and scored on an error byBobek.North Central’s other run came inthe top of the third, when Cheryl Ken¬nedy lined an 0-2 pitch down the rightfield line for a triple, and scored on awild pitch.Kitchen held the Cardinals to justtwo hits in the opening game, and limit¬ed them to two runs on four hits in thenighcap to finish the season with a per¬sonal 12-5 record and a 1.77 ERA. Of¬fensively Chicago managed seven hitsbut capitalized on a couple of breaksfor their three runs in the 3-2 victory.Game TwoMaroon shortstop Kate O’Connell fig¬ ured in all three Maroon runs in thesecond game, scoring two of them.With two down in the bottom of thethird, Ahsan lined a single up the mid¬dle off Hoffman’s glove. O’Connell thenhit a high fly ball to right which Jacobsmisplayed into a three base error, andBobek — by mishandling the relaythrow — increased to a four-base error.The two-run lead didn’t last long, how¬ever, as the Cardinals cut it to one runwhen Hoffman scored Stack with abases-loaded sacrifice fly in the nextinning.Chicago scored the eventual winningrun in the bottom of the fifth with an¬other two out rally. After Bircsakstruck out and Ahsan grounded out,O’Connell started the rally with a basehit to right. Singles by Howd and Kitch¬en and a hard ground ball by Detloffbrought O’Connell across, before Gem¬mill grounded to short to end the in¬ning.The Cardinals didn’t die, though, asthey tallied one in the sixth and threat¬ened in the seventh. S. Kennedy sin¬gled, stole second, and came homeafter a pair of wild pitches. Kitchenwalked C. Kennedy and Hoffman be¬fore Jacobs popped to short to end thethreat.In the seventh Stoicke walked andtook second on a two-out single byStack, but S. Kennedy stranded bothrunners by popping out to Howd.“We won a couple of games thatwere tight games,” said Maroon coachKennedy, “and we gained confidence— that’s why we had a successful sea¬son.” Kennedy’s lineup this year in¬cluded many underclassmen, includ¬ing freshmen Detloff and Ahsan, who played every game.“Young teams struggle early in theseason confidence-wise,” Kennedyadded. The team, she said, started put¬ting the season together mid-season, asevidenced by strong doubleheadersagainst St. Norbert, Trinity Christian,and finally the season-ending sweep ofNorth Central.“They were ranked nationally at thestart of the season, but that was basedon last year’s results,” said Kennedy.The victories still represent importantgames, she pointed out, especially forthe younger players. “Every time youplay hard and win, the harder you’ll bewilling to play the next time,” Kennedysaid.The one important feature of theteam which showed continued im¬provement over the course of the sea¬son was defense. “When we gave upruns toward the end of the season,”^aid Kennedy, “the teams had to earnthem That comes with playing betterdefense.” The second game againstNorth Central demonstrated the im¬portance of consistent defense, as Chi¬cago look advantage of Cardinal mis¬takes to score three unearned runs.Next year’s schedule will includesome stronger competition, accordingto Kennedy, who has added IllinoisBenedictine — presently ranked ninthin Division III in the nation — to the1985 schedule. “This softball programis going to be a successful program inthe next few years,” she said.One group Kennedy would like tothank for its support this season is thefacilities management, which “helpedmake this a successful season.”The International HouseSpeaker SeriespresentsFIFTH WARDALDERMANLAWRENCEBLOOMSpeaking on“American Politics:Chicago Style”Wednesday, May 9 • 7:30 p.m. • Homeroom• 1414 East 59th Street*—Admission Free— an introduction to rituals old & new- FOR ALL WHO WISH TO EXPERIENCE THE TRANSFORM-ING POWER OF PERSONAL & UNIVERSAL ENERGY- DRAWING FROM PHILOSOPHY, ANTHROPOLOGY,MEDITATION, PHYSICS, PSYCHOLOGY & MYTHOLOGYWEDNESDAY, MAY 97:00 - 9:00 P.M.Beginning in Hutch CourtEnding in North Lounge Reynolds Club“CREA TING MANDALAS FOR THE EYES OF THE STARS’’14—The Chicago Maroon—TnecHav, May 8, 1984Youthful men’s track has trouble with stiff competitionBy Chuck BernardThe U of C men’s track team tunedup for the season finale, the MCACConference Championship, last Satur¬day at the U of C Invitational. The com¬petition offered varsity team membersa chance to face tough competition asthe meet featured University of Chica¬go Track Club members and outsideteams such as Marquette and Universi¬ty of Wisconsin, Parkside. TheMaroons, however, are still encounter¬ing difficulty in the larger meets asthey continue to have difficulty scoringpoints against stiff competition.“We’re struggling for Conference,”stated coach Ted Haydon. “We’re agood dual meet team, but we havesome trouble at these high-calibermeets.”Nevertheless, several teammembers continue to perform well andshould score points at Conference.Chicago’s two top performers, AaronRourke and Bob Fisher, both ran solidtimes in their races on Saturday.In the 800 meters, Fisher ran 1:55.7.Fisher ran only one event to remainfresh for next week. “I’ll probably berunning the 800 and the 1500 at Confer¬ence.” He also remarked that he willbe “going for Nationals next week.” IfFisher fails to qualify for the National Championships this week, he will beforced to try again at the North CentralCollege Invitational.Two other runners also performedwell in the 800. Indoor Conferencechampion John Seykora cruised to a1:58. Seykora was pleased, remarkingthat his effort was his “best since in¬doors.”In an unexpected performance,Mann Hashem ran a personal best of2:01. This time may have earned Ha¬shem a spot in the 800 at Conference. “Icould be looking at a sub-2:00 perfor¬mance,” declared an optimistic Ha¬shem.In the 1500, Aaron Rourke got somespeed work, running a 4:02. “I washappy with it,” stated Rourke, eventhough “it is a little slower than mybest mile equivalent. I’m getting readyfor Conference.”At conference, Rourke will run thesteeplechase and possibly the 5000meters. “In steeplechase, I have achance at a place.” Rourke has beenstudying the steeplechase since the be¬ginning of the season and has learnedmuch.The steeplechase is a 3200 meter racewith four, high, immovable barriers orhurdles every 100 meters. One of thesebarriers has a water pit approximatelyfour meters long and five feet at its deepest point. Rourke hurdles all of thebarriers except the water jump.Rourke, like most steeplechasers,steps on the barrier in front of thewater, so that he can land properly inthe water. “You have to drive into thebarrier and accelerate off of it. Youhave to drive off the barrier and landon one foot. You can’t land on two feet.You’ve got to force yourself to land onone foot and come out of the pit.”The U of C track team will need helpBy Tim GoodellThanks to superb goaltending byDean Stermer (10 saves, 1 goal) andfine shooting by John Herskovitz (3goals in 6 shots), the U of C LacrosseClub defeated the Lincoln Park La¬crosse Club. 6-5, last Saturday. Thewin, played at Belmont harbor, keepsChicago’s play-off hopes alive and rep¬resents the first time the team has bea¬ten Lincoln Park < last fall. Chicago lostto LPLC 14-1 — last spring, LincolnPark won 10-6).Although Lincoln Park scored in thegame’s opening minutes, Chicago re¬bounded quickly. First, Nick Shermetaflipped a pass to Hugh Birch to put Chi¬cago on the board, and then Herskovitzscored an unassisted goal to tie it at 2-2by the first quarter’s end. Secondquarter goals by Birch. Herskovitz.and Ted Voorhees put UC up 5-4 at thehalf. Finally, in the third quarter.Teddy Kim assisted Herskovitz forHerskovitz’s third goal of the day tolock up it, 6-5. 'Head Coach Scott Jordan calledStermer “the hero of the day” whoseoutstanding second half play was thekey to the Chicago victory. UC playerswere penalized throughout the secondhalf (seven times in all), which forcedStermer and Jordan to run a “man-down” defensive strategy. Said Jor¬dan, “the whole defense held its own.but Dean really came through. Hemade saves which nobody expected from supporting members this week¬end at the Conference Championshipsat Lawrence University in Appleton,Wisconsin. The team hopes that someof the younger members of the teamcan contribute. These athletes includesophomores Mike Rabieh in the 5000and Guy Yasko in the 400 intermediatehurdles, along with freshmen PaulSong in the 200, Lap-Wai Chan in thehorizontal jumps, and Anthony Cash-man in the shot.him to make, and stopped some verytough point-blank range shots.” Thefirst-half goalie, Rob Kenner, alsoplayed quite well, as he allowed only 4golas in 14 shots.In all, Jordan (who played one of hisbest Chicago games ever) felt that theman-down defense won the game forChicago. “We’ve been working to¬gether for the whole season,” he noted,“and every one of us — Small. Mara-ganore, Tom Lee, and Bill Hutman —know where to be at the critical mo¬ment.”The victory at Belmont Harbor lastweekend brings the team closer to theMCLA (Midwest Club Lacrosse Associ¬ation ) playoffs, but the next two games(Windy City on May 12 and Northwes¬tern on May 26) must be won by Chi¬cago in order to guarantee them a spotin the tournament. Next weekend'sgame, at home Saturday against theWindy City Lacrosse Club, could betough. Windy City is considered to bethe area’s second best team. However,Jordan claimed. “After last weekend.I've got a lot of hope for us. A wholelot.”Chicago 6, Lincoln Park 5U of Chicago 2 3 10-6Lincoln Park 2 2 10-5Goals — Birch. 2. Herskovitz. 3.VoorheesAssists — Drelles. Kim Shermeta.2Saves — Kenner. 10. Stermer. 10r|—'mmm —u Ji i# ***** i:'7 "i t'* > , J.1V ** 7'- * n.Dean Stermer (74) makes a save in a previous MCLA game. Stermershined in Saturday’s 6-5 victory over Lincoln Park and helped pre¬serve Chicago’s playoff chances. Herskovitz and Stermerlead lacrosse to a 6-5 winOff the IM Wire Archery final resultsTight soccer playoff racesWith only two weeks of regular soccer play re¬maining before the playoffs, the top teams in eachleague must compete for the two playoff spotsawarded in each league (with two additional wildcard spots going to the undergraduate resident divi¬sion).In the men’s Monday-Wednesday league, the Linn-Blackstone and Hitchcock-Shorey games, which arebeing rescheduled, will probably decide the eventualplayoff representatives in that league.Bishop and Dewey appear to be the frontrunners inthe Tuesday-Thursday league. Bishop has twogames remaining while Dewey has only to beat Hen¬derson A to earn a playoff spot.Going into last weekend three teams remained un¬defeated in the Friday-Saturday league — LowerRickert, Compton, and Dodd/Mead. Dood/Mead isscheduled to meet Lower Rickert on May 12 in agame which may decide the league championship.In the men’s undergraduate independent division,previously winless Hit and Run upset the Korean Un¬dergraduates 5-1. Despite the loss, though, theKorean team is a virtual lock for the playoffs. Voo¬doo Chile defeated Saudi Union, 2-1, in the Tuesday-Saturday league, virtually making the playoff race atoss-up.In graduate men’s play, Bowwow Ant Dog willmeet Diana, in a key game which will probably de¬cide the eventual champion of the Tuesday-Friday PHOTO BY K C /MORRISJim Kapotas of the Blowflies slides in safelyto third base in this weekend’s IM softballmini-tournament.Scoreboard league. Zamba Pati remains undefeated on top of theThursday-Saturdav league with Basilean FC trailingclosely behind.Undefeated Compton in the Friday-Saturdaywomen's league seems assured of a playoff berthwith only Tufts challenging for the league champion¬ship. In the Tuesday-Thursday league, frontrunnerDudley remained undefeated with a 6-1 blowout lastweek over winless Lower Wallace.* * *In the softball weekend mini-tournaments heldApril 28, Compton defeated Hale. 9-5, to win the un¬dergraduate coed tournament. Other champions in¬clude Be There (undergrad independent) over FIJI,8-7, Big Dix Fighting Friends (graduate coed) overThe Pub, 10-9, and Flaccid Toys (graduate men)over Fujita, 21-4.* * *The Tufts House team of Charles Connolly, SamRebelsky, Ben Young, and Tom Lippincott won themen’s archery competition with a combined score of934. Chamberlin was second with 850 total points. Inthe women’s and coed competition Dudley defeatedUpper Wallace, 868-754. and Shorey, 778-635. to cap¬ture both events. Top scorers in the entire combinedcompetition, behind Tufts’ Charles Connolly, wereHitchcock's Kwang Lee with 288 (men’s event) andMonica Loke’s 256 (women’s event).Shong Chow-Men ’s SoccerLower Flint 8, Dudley 3Lower Rickert 3, Vincent 0Chamberlin 7, Breckinridge 2Dodd/Mead 3, Vincent 2Compton 2, Chamberlin 0Hit and Run 5, Korean Undergradu¬ates 1Voodoo Chile 2, Saudi Union 1Diana (by forfeit) over OrganicBrain SyndromeBowwow Ant Dog 7, Achilles and theHeels 2Women’s SocceryTufla i, Lower Flint G Lower Flint (by forfeit) over FilbeyCompton 9, Bradbury 5Big Dix Fighting Friends (by forfeit)over Public PolicyBig Dix Fighting Friends 15,Trotsky’s Raiders 7Impaired Physicians 23, TeamAmerica 3Men s Archery(number of participants in parenthe¬ses)Tufts 934 (4)Chamberlin 850 (6)Shorey 838 ( 4)Lower Rickert 828 (6)Michelson 578 (3) Compton 2, Hale 0Dudley 6, Lower Wallace 1NOM II 3, Scrubbing Bubbles 2Scrubbing Bubbles 5, Crown Rats III3Men’s SoftballBlowflies 23, KUUC 3Chamberlin 7, Fallers 6Compton (by forfeit) over UpperRickert BF accid Toys 11, Assumption of Risk5Women’s SoftballUpper Wallace 6. Dudley/Hale 3Coed SoftballBusiness School NPL 15, CommingBiochemist 14 Mead 508 ( 2)Dudley 352 (2)Hitchcock 288 (1)FIJI 258 (1)Breckinridge 156 (1)Women's ArcheryDudley 868 ( 5)Upper Wallace 754 (9)Upper Flint 240 (1)Shorey 129 (2)Coed ArcheryDudley 778 (4)Shorey 635 ( 4)Ultimate CoedDudley 10, Linn 7The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984—15Men and women whowouldn't think ol pointin'! .1loaded gun .it a fellow humanbeing, think nothing ot drinkingand driving. Drinking turns acar into a lethal weapon \nd drunk driu’rs kill more than25.non people each \ear. \person under the influence shouldnever be allowed behiml thewheel. Lets not meet b\accident.jjgjg American College ofSH Emergency I'hysk’iansChicago Literary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction Contestalong with publication of all winningentries in the Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,phone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRbox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad¬dress.Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.• Get Literary! • ®2^i Chicago Counseling CenterA Registered PsychologicalAgencyCounseling and Psychotherapy for:Individuals, Couples, Families, and IssuesGroups.Loop and Hyde Park Offices684-1800Since 1971YOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSales-Repair-SuppliesMore people have survivedcancer than now live in theCity of Los Angeles.We are winning.Please support theY AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY*• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recorders(w/valid U. ofC. 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DOC. $2.-MKRoad House (Jean Negulesco, 1948)Ida Lupino, Cornell Wilde, and theever-psychotic Richard Widmark givelurid new meaning to the phrase, “ro¬mantic Triangle.” Jean (Three Strangers) Negulesco directed this twistedtale of love and betrayal on the US-Ca-nadian border. Tues., Mav 8 at 9 p.m.DOC. $2. -MKThe Seven Year Itch (Billy Wilder,1955) After escorting his wife and childto the train station, our hero (TomEwell) sets his sights on virtue. Nodrinking. A summer of celibacy. An ex¬cruciatingly beautiful girl moves in up¬stairs. Now our hero sets his sights on asexual icon: Marilyn Monroe, standingon subway grating while a train roarsby, sending her skirt swishing up to hershoulders. Billy Wilder’s crazed ode tohorniness has begun. No film has man¬aged to push pornography to such far¬ cical (though stylized) lengths. Thinkof Ewell squatting on the floor in frontof an open door, milk bottle parked lov¬ingly between his legs. Or Marilyn get¬ting her toe caught in the bathtub fau¬cet. Unlucky girl. Lucky plumber.Wed., May 9 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.-SMAshes and Diamonds (AndrezejWajda, 1958) Zbigniew Cybulski, thePolish James Dean, stars in this storyof a Polish resistance fighter who as¬sassinates the wrong man on the lastday of WW II. A taut and penetratingfilm from the director of Man of Iron.Wed., May 9 at 8 p.m. DOC. $2. -MKA Woman’s Secret (Nicholas Ray,1949) and Born to be Bad (NicholasRay, 1950) Two melodramas from thecosmic Ray. A Woman's Secret hasMaureen O’Hara and Gloria Grahame,and is a pretty respectable piece ofwork, all thing considered. But the realnews here is Born to be Bad, one ofRay’s most deliriously lurid melodra¬mas, featuring the ever-psychotic JoanFontaine, with Robert Rvan. Mel Fer¬rer, and Zachary Scott as the men inher way. Don’t miss it! Thurs., May 10. Woman’s at 7‘15 p.m., Bad at 8:45 p.m.DOC. $2. -MKSeven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa,1954) Set in 16th century Japan, thisepic concerns the recruitment of sevenitinerant Samurai to protect a peasantvillage against bandits. After a longstruggle the Samurai ingeniously de¬fend the village, but only three survive.The battle done, one of the Samuraicomes to realize: “It is not we whohave won. It is the peasants — theyhave the earth, but we have nowhere.”Voted the third best film of all time —1982 Poll of International Film Critics,Sight and Sound. Thurs., May 10 at 7:30p.m. International House. $2. -BTAnatomy of a Murder (Otto Pre¬minger, 1959) James Stewart as aTUESDAYMARRS. meeting. 7:30pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism.7pm.Center for Far Eastern Studies: Recent Reformationof the Chinese Banking System, 3:30pm. JRL 522.SSCD Discussion: Student Views on the SocialSciences Core Curriculum: Issues and Alternatives,Harper 284. 4pmGenetics Seminar: tRNA Genes in Plant OrganelleDNA. Ham, else 101.Music Dept: Peter Serkin, piano, Beethoven PianoSonatas. 8pm. Mandel Hall. S12, S10, $7.50.Committee on Arms Control & Disarmament, meet¬ing, 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Hillel: Midrash Class, 8pm. Israeli Dance, 8pm andIda Noyes. Jewish Choir, 6:30pm at Spertus College,618 S Michigan.Career and Placement Workshop, PhysicalSciences, noon Reynolds Club 201.FOTA: Poetry Writing Seminar, 7:30pm. IdaNoyes.WEDNESDAYFOTA: Jazz Band, 12 noon. Hutch Court.FOTA: Transdance, 7pm, Hutch Court.Career and Placement: Life after Graduation, noon.Robie House.I-House: Greek Dinner, 4:40pm-7pm.I-House Speaker Series: Larry Bloom, 7:30pm.Career and Placement Workshop, Humanities,noon, Reynolds Club.Hillel: Critical Study of the Hebrew' Bible, 7:30pm.Independent Unbiased Coin Flips from a CorrelatedBiased Source, 2:30, Ryerson 276. small town lawyer defending a soldier(Ben Gazzara) who kills a man ac¬cused of raping his wife (Lee Remick).Stewart fishes in the North woods,reads law at night, and handles what¬ever legal business arises. A slick pros¬ecutor from Lansing (George C. Scott)opposes Stewart in the courtroom, agood contrast for Stewart’s homespunhonesty and passion. Although some ofhis tactics probably wouldn’t complywith the American Bar Association’sCode of Professional Ethics, his perfor¬mance is engrossing. Otto Premingerfilmed Anatomy of a Murder on loca¬tion in a Michigan peninsula town, andthe actor playing the courtroom judgeis a retired lawyer. It adds up to a sus¬penseful an enjoyable drama. Thurs.,May 10 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. -AMDBadminton Club, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes.Bridge Ciub, 7pm, Ida Noyes.Pro-life Association, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes 3rd fl.Women's Union Meeting, 6:30pm, Ida Noyes.English & Scottish Country Dance, 8pm, IdaNoyes.Overeaters Anonymous: 5:30, UC Hospitals J135.Crossroads: English Classes, 2pm. Social Hour3:30pm.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by Breakfast. 8am Carriion Recital and towertour, 12:15.THURSDAYFinding Small Simple Cycle Separators For PlanarGraphs, Ryerson 276, 1:30pmCenter for the Study of Industrial Societies: A NewEthnic Group in the United States, 4pm, WilderHouse.Hillel: Advanced Talmud Class. 5:30pmMusic Dept: Noontime Concert Senes. 12:15pm,Goodspeed Recital Hall. FreeCenter for Far Eastern studies: The Developmentand Problems of Chinese Cities. 4pm, PickLounge.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Craft Organiza¬tion in Ottoman Damascus, 3:30 pm. Pick 218.Cause: meeting. 7:30pm, Ida .Noyes.Center for the Study of Industrial Societies: Strug¬gle and Lose, Struggle and Win: The Fight for Un¬employment Relief in Three American Cities,1930-35. Soon, Wilder House.FOTA: High Country Bluegrass music, noon. HutchCourt. Blackfriars: Pajama Game, 1st floor TheaterReynolds Club 8pm, $3. S4.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. 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Avail Sept.1. call Josephine 752-1162 (H) or 962 9372 (W).Summer Sublet-turn apt. in great location byField House. Call Laurel 947-0036 Safe & Sunny.Sublet 56 & Univ on campus, bus rts. Air cond.2-3 bed, 2 bath, furnished Avail mid June-Sept.Call Rima 947-0036or Dristi 947-0747 x477.COOP FOR SALE BY OWNER57th & Blackstone Large 3BR 2bath 1st FI Eatin kitchen Lovely, Safe for kids, back yard.Ray Sc Near 1C, University Shopping, 72,500.752 2554.SUMMER SUBLET 2 bdrm apt. easily walk toU, 1C. avail Jne Aug. $490/mo643 5061 eves.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark 7 rm 4 br/nrShop-Trans/Cpt (Heat, Hot water) quiet $550.752 5146.Extraordinary opportunity for persons of lowto moderate income (students also eligible) toown modern apt. in secure & friendly co op only 3 blks from campus. Extra room in this 1bdrm. can be used as study or extra bdrm.Large enough for a couple w/sm. child. Backporch, Ig bthrm, all new appliances & fixtures.Reasonable monthly chgs based on what youcan afford. Avail July ). 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This must be seen tobe believed! call 493-1022, 324-2574, 962 7820.Sublet rm in incredible 3-bdr apt sunny,gourmet kitchen, on campus bus rtes. 493-9264Room for rent for summer or full year (avail.June 1) $242.50/mo no utilities Share apt on54th PI, w/quiet m n-s grad. Call 493-5934 askfor Jim.Summer Sublet: Lg. 1-bdrm, view, Safe, quiet,faculty bldg, near Campus $350. 324 3963.FREE ROOM and private bath in Kenwoodhome for summer (perhaps longer) in exchange for some house and dog sitting 1 or 2women students preferred. Barbara 538-8132Summer Sublet-June to Sept. 4 BR Grtlocation-53rd & Kimbark. $725/month Call 7538342 ext. 732.Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!1022 E.Hyde Park Boulevard"3 rooms, heat, stove,refrigerator and hotwater, furnished.$330.00 month.— 5212 Cornell2.5 room 3fld studioapartments available forimmediate occupancy,heat, hot water, electric,and cooking gas includedin rent. 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SUMMER FAIL WTENSNESCourses constantly updated m»>it>«eprograms and nours Visit any center andsee for yourself why we make thedifference Speed Reading Coursefeatures Free Demo lesson—Can fordays ft timesARLINGTON HEIGHTSCHICAGO CENTERHIGHLANO PARKLAGRANGE CENTER 312312 764-5151312 437-6650433-7410(312 352-5840, NY Stale On#, Can To* Free BOO Z?3 i TOC^HlUr» m Map* u S Puar\o Rico Toronto CunAdaHt—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 8, 1984SPACE WANTEDCouple with school age daughter need 2bd aptnorth of the Midway and near M Reese Hospfor July 1 or later. 491 1892.Two mature responsible law students (29,25)want to rent a 3 to 5 BEDROOM HOME for the1984-85 academic year. We are nonsmokersand have no pets. Please call Joshua Hornickat 684-5929 or Doug Weinfield at 288 3457.FOR SALE1978 Honda Civic 4-spd. am/fm cassette norust. Michelin Tires, recent rings. Good Cond.inside/Outside. 30 mpg. 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Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.RESEARCH ASSISTANT POSITIONS TheCenter for Genetics at the University of IllinoisCollege of Medicine, Chicago, invites applications for 3 research assistant positions beginning as early as June 1, 1984. Depending onspecific position, duties include performinggenetic experiments involving molecularbiology and biochemical techniques such asrecombinant DNA techniques; performingsterile cell culture work, and supervising andmaintaining research lab. Candidates musthave at least a bachelor's degree in biologicalscience with background in laboratoryresearch emphasizing molecular, biochemicaland cellular genetics. For fullest considerationsend resume, copy of college transcript, andnames of 3 references by May 21 to: Center forGenetics, Room 1404 CME, University of Il¬linois College of Medicine, 808 S. Wood Street,Chicago, IL 60612. The University of Illinois isan EO/AA employer.Student wanted about 10 hours per week forlight housekeeping. Faculty family, competitive wages, flexible hours, campus location. 241 6766.STUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office operations and banking. Apply in person or callDavid at 324-1890.CAMP POSITIONSGirls camp in Wisconsin. Openings for W S I,Sailing, Gymnastics, trampoline and kitchengirl. Call evenings: (Chicago) 761 1838.Student wanted by faculty family to babysit cccasional afternoons or evenings. Campus location 241-6766Right handed men (20-40 yrs-old) EARN $75PER SESSION for taking part in study of brainimages of metabolism, call 962-7591.PA RACHUTINGli'Chute with the Outing Club on 5/19 w Membership $3 Fee $40 For info call Steve 684-3378.FESTIVAL OF NATIONSAn international celebration of nationsrepresenting over 20 countries with music,food, dance, films, etc. Sunday, May 20, 3pm-9pm. General Adm. $2 in advance, $3 at thedoor. I House, 1414 E. 59th St.STRAIGHTLESBIAN OR GAY?We don't care either as long as you like todance. GALA Rites ot Spring Dance Sat. May19, 9pm to lam at 5540 S. Woodlawn.Refreshments provided. $3 UCID $4 others.POETRY-WRITINGSEMINARFOTA presents a peotry-writing Seminar byPierre Long tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Ida NoyesLibrary. 1st & 2nd place cash prizes!Refreshments served.TYPISTOxford English Graduate & Experienced LegalSecretary offers to type and edit essays, termpapers, dissertations etc. Phone 324-7611. SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE Word Processor/Typist/Editor: using the IBM Displaywriter system.363 0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM WordProcessor Fast accurate service includesediting. 324 1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Packing and Loading services. Many other services. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962 6263TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables All Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667 8657.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341-3660.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594-2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 6846882TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924 1152.Phoenix School, an exciting elementary schoolalternative in Hyde Park, announces fall '84openings for children. For info 955-2775,HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES can offer you a wide range ofhelp for adults, children, adolescents, familiesand couples. For a brochure or an appointmentcall 288 2244.CARPENTRY and REMODELING Call David684 2286.LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE Reliable.Lowest rates, whole metro area. Call anytime,743 1353.I am a responsible grad student willing tohouse sit in Hyde Park or Kenwood JuneAugust, possibly September. Call Joe, 947-0747(ext. 312). Leave message.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING Resumespapers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924 4449.WRITING A BOOK? A LONG PAPER? Forquality word processing, call Wordpower at486 2683.Mutual Fund Guide - for the novice and smallinvestor. Send $1 to ECG; c/o Mutual FundGuide 6250 El Cajon *103-815; San Diego, CA92115.CUSTOM BOOKCASES — Designed and builtto order to add attractive efficiency tohallways closets, studies. 684 2286.SCENESWRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377.MARRS invites you to a RENNAISSANCETournament & Feast-games, merchants,prizes, dancing—Day's activities Free feast$5.00 with UCID. Saturday, May 12 Ida Noyes10:30am to 11:00pm."Current Crisis in the European Community''May 14 at 12:30 in Stuart 102, A talk by DenisCorboy, Director of Press and Public AffairsFor the EC in the USA. Hosted by the European Business Students Assoc. All Welcome.RITESOF SPRINGwill be celebrated in an outdoor (indoor if rain)international folk dance party Sun, May 13from 2 6 pm in Hutchinson Court. Some of thedances will be taught, beginners are allwelcome. There will be some live music and aperformance by the Balkanske Igre Ensemble.Sponsored by FOTA and UC Folkdancers. Infocall Tom 363-5214.M.S. PROGRAM INENVIRONMENTAL ANDOCCUPATIONAL HEALTHSCIENCESThe Environmental and Occupational HealthSciences Program within the School of PublicHealth, University of Illinois at Chicago, offersan M S. program for qualified applicants withan interest in protection of environmentalquality, worker safety, and public health Anundergraduate degree is required and a strongbackground in science or mathematics. Financial assistance including tuition and a stipendis available to qualified students. Career opportunities are excellent in industry, government and academia. The program also offersMPH and Ph D. degrees. For further information contact: Denise Umstead, School of PublicHealth, University of Illinois, Box 6998,Chicago, IL 60680 ( 312 ) 996-8856. The University of Illinois is an Affirmative Action/EqualOpportunity institutionCOPYING&PRINTINGHi speed & quality Xerox Duplicators gearedto Student/Faculty needs. Low Prices We refast. Quant. Disct Copyworks 5210 S. Harper288 2233. LOST AND FOUNDReward! Man's wedding ring lost in Cobb lecture hall on 4/20. Please call 684-2964FOUND: May 1, on 60th St. very young femalecat w/green eyes. Lively & affectionate.Owner call 962-9603days.PETSLovely Kittens for adoption, need lots of T.L.C.Call Ruth-221 7064.NOT FEELINGAS HOT AS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You car call usseven daysa week, 7pm-7am at 753 1777.ANXIOUS?SEEKING TREATMENT?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof drug preference. Participants will alsoreceive $60.00 in return for their participationin the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs at therapeutic doses. Call962-3560 for information or to volunteer. MonFri, 10:30am-3:00pm.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about'5 TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7om & 7am. 753-1777.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394-SunThurs: 4pm-ll:30pm, Fri Sat. 4pm12:30am.GAYS ON WHEELSGALA goes north to Gay night at United Skatesof America Tues, May 8. Meet 8:30 at 5615 S.Woodlawn. In lieu of weekly coffeehouseTransportation providedTUTORTutor needed. Organic Chemistry will pay byhour or session call Loren 643-1821 eves GOING EAST IN JUNE?Go CHEAPLY by GREYHOUND CHARTER!ONE WAYS to: NEW YORK CITY $65,Washington, DC $60, BOSTON/SYRACUSE$75 All leave June 8 from UC UC Students ONL Y - CALL 947-0558 TODAY"APPLY NOWThe Major Activities Board for 1984 85 will beappointed soon. Applications in Ida Noyes Rm218.BABYSITTINGQUALITY CHILDCARE AVAILABLETWO ADULTS SUPERVISIONLOUISE: BA EDUCATION SIUMA EDUCATION U of CCALL LOUISE AT 643-1821.GRADTIX NEEDEDBoth Mandel & Rocky Will Pay Call 222 5665BESTBREAKFAST!-The Medici on 57th Street serves breakfast frp,7:30 to 11:30 every weekday. Hot from theoven Croissants, Omelets, Waffles, Pancakes,Eggsetera and our incredible coffee, ofcourse. Make your breakfast a tasty one!!GREEKDINNERl-House Dining Room featuring authentic,regional Greek cuisine, live music, and complimentary beverages on Wednesday, May 9from 4:30 ph to 7:30 pm. 1414 E. 59th St.ACO-ED FRATERNITYis a great way of life. Delta U, 5714 S.Woodlawn, is looking for new members for thefall, cheap singles, furnished house, andmoose See for yourself at our Wed. studybreak10:30 PM.GRAD-TIX-$$I'll pay top dollar for June 9th graduationtickets Call 241 -6379 leave message for DmaRESUME SERVICEWe'll make you look good on paper ResumeConsulting, Typesetting, and Printing TURNKEY COMMUNICATION SERVICES, INC 36S. State St., Suite 1630 -332-7188.INTERN'ALCOFFEEHOUSEHostess Kristin Erickson welcomes BARBARA WITH, winner of 1979 Connie Award forbest female soloist. Friday. May 11 at 9pmlam in the Main Lounge Free Open mic performers are welcome. 1414 E. 59th St.Chicago Literary Reviewwants your short fiction,poetry, drama, criticism, andreviewsDEADLINE: MAY 16Bring all contributions to the CLRbox: Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall,or mail them to that address.• Get Literary •The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 8. 1984—19COlltGLSPRINGFES!andPICNICSaturday,May12Raindate:Sunday,MayB;sametimesIplacesCOllBOBFACUITYchallengeCOUBCBSWOBNTS!Scheduleofevents:11:00m~Coedsoftboll11:30am—1:30pm~PicniclunchhostedbyPresidentGreyCloisterendlorn,IdoNoyesHull1:00pm~Men'ssoftball2:00pm~Women'ssoftball3:00pm~Tug-o-warendothercontestsAllsoftballgomeswilllikepieceontheMidwayeastofWood townAvenue.HannaGraymillthtomoutthefirstball.CALL962-8620FORMOREDETAILS