The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 47 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 17, 1984Vandalism and disruption mar GALA FortnightBy Brian MulliganA number of disturbanceslast week marred the obser¬vance of Gay and LesbianAwareness Fortnight. Themost aggressive action tookplace Thursday when a bannerproclaiming Awareness Fort¬night was torn down less thanten hours after it was hungover the walkway in front ofthe Administration Building.Irene Conley, director of stu¬dent activities, and HermanSinaiko, dean of students in the College, said they were “ap¬palled” at the act.“Something like this is com¬pletely inappropriate to the Uof C,” Conley said. A banneradvertising Student Govern¬ment’s “Table Talk,” was at¬tached to the Awareness ban¬ner, and was also torn down.“Each of those banners rep¬resents $100 worth of labor andmaterials,” she added. Stu¬dent Government funded bothbanners.“All groups on campus have the right to pursue their activi¬ties without harassment andthe University has a committ¬ment to protecting thoserights,” Sinaiko said. Hestressed that the individualsinvolved were subject to disci¬plinary action.A student involved with theremoval of the banner said agroup took it down about 8:45p.m. Thursday.“We were upset that some¬thing that controversial wasdisplayed before the Universi-Goldberger rips ‘StarWars9 planBy Michael ElliottWarning about the dangersof building weapons simply be¬cause they can be built and thelack of scientific expertise atthe highest levels of the USgovernment, Marvin Gold¬berger spoke before an audi¬ence of faculty and students inEckhart Hall Thursday on thetopic ‘Science, Technology,and National Security.’Marvin GoldbergerGoldberger, president of theCalifornia Institute of Techno¬logy, received his PhD in phys¬ics from the University of Chi¬cago in 1948 and was a facultymember of the physics depart¬ment here from 1950 to 1957. Hespoke primarily about the im¬portance of science to the mili¬tary and the responsibility ofscientists engaged in militaryresearch. He said “a creativetension has always existed be¬tween science and the mili¬tary,” reminding that Archi-medes had designedmagnifying glasses to burnRoman ships and was eventu¬ally killed at the hands ofRoman soldiers.But only in modern times,especially with the develop¬ment of atomic explosives,have scientists begun toshoulder responsibilities for the military use of their work.He took issue with EdwardTeller, leader of the projectthat developed the thermonu¬clear bomb, whom he quotedas saying “ ‘It’s the job of thescientists to find out how theworld operates and apply thisknowledge; but it is the job ofthe American people to decidewhether H-bombs should bebuilt.’ ” Teller’s position, saidGoldberger, is “a cop-out,”especially “considering hislong record of advocacy ofevery weapons system con¬ceived.” But he also said,“Those who ask ‘why do youscientists do such terriblethings?’ ask an unfair ques¬tion,” because people wanttechnically superior societies,yet fear the power associatedwith this technical superiori¬ty.Instead of either extreme,Goldberger said, “Scientistshave a responsibility to ex¬plain the implications” of theirwork, and “not to be seduced”by what he called “the techno¬logical imperative, which saysthat ‘anything that can bebuilt, should be built.’ ” This“imperative,” according toGoldberger, was partially re¬sponsible for and has greatlyaccelerated the nuclear armsrace. He pointed out that, afterNazi Germany collapsed andAmerican scientists found totheir surprise that the Ger¬mans had not come close to de¬veloping a nuclear bomb, noone suggested dismantling theManhattan Project. Gold¬berger asked Hans Beta whythis was, and he replied that“he thought the investment ofthe scientist’s energy, both in¬tellectual and emotional, wastoo great to stop the develop¬ment of the bomb.” Later,when thermonuclear weaponswere developed, questionsabout the morality and useful¬ness of such a weapon wereraised, but “the excitement ofhaving broken such a techni-Inside ►Campus VoiceHill demandsinvolvementpage fourFeaturesPac-man in 3-D?page six cally sweet problem overcomearguments against it,” saidGoldberger.As a third example, Gold¬berger spoke about anti-ballis¬tic missiles, which, though out¬lawed by the SALT II treaties,have become an issue againafter Reagan’s “Star Wars”speech late last year. “Reagancalled on the scientific commu¬nity to make nuclear weaponsobsolete,” said Goldberger,which “is an admirable goal,”but “probably technically im¬possible.” “Mutually assureddestruction (MAD) is a techni¬cal fact, not a policy decision,”continued Goldberger. “ThePresident made a speech ex¬pressing displeasure withMAD as though it were a policydecision,” before any techni¬cal research was carried out.This lack of technical re¬search is a result of the col¬lapse of scientific expertise ata high level within the Admin¬istration. Earlier in his speech,Goldberger spoke at lengthabout the Presidential ScienceAdvisory Committee (PSAC)and other parts of thecontinued on page eight ty, particularly during a week¬end in which prospective stu¬dents were visiting,” said thestudent. “We thought therewas no opportunity for rebuttalto their sense of values.”SG Monday filed a theft ofproperty report with both Uni¬versity Security and the Chica¬go police department.Irwin Keller, vice-presidentof the Gay and Lesbian Alli¬ance (GALA), was more frus¬trated than angry over the in¬cident.“The most irksome part of itis the anonymous nature of theaction,” Keller said. “Thewhole point of Awareness Fort¬night was to encourage a spiritof dialogue; something likethis completely flies in the faceof that spirit.”Keller emphasized his beliefthat the action did not reflectthe opinion of most people oncampus.A disturbance also occurredlast Sunday at a lesbian pot-luck dinner in Ida Noyes Hall.Witnesses said that two stu¬dents showed up saying they“came to see the faggots.” Thetwo left after a brief ex¬change.Another incident took placeat a question-and-answer ses¬sion in Burton-Judson. Two un¬identified students tore downGALA posters hanging in thehall and crumpled them andthrew them at those attendingthe session.Sinaiko said these incidentsshowed a “mean-spiritednesswhich I find very distasteful.These are not jokes — they area disgrace.”Sinaiko asked that anyonewith information on who com¬mitted the acts contact his of¬fice.Jonathan Katz, president of GALA, said the Fortnight wasthe first time GALA had ex¬tended its activities beyond itsmembership in the gay com¬munity. He said a major ele¬ment of Awareness Fortnightwas going into the dorms andtalking to those outside the gaycommunity, in a process hecalled “educating the educat¬ed.”PHOTO BY BILL MUDGEIrene ConleyOne of GALA’S focuses hasbeen to encourage attention togay issues among those whomight have to deal with stu¬dents undergoing anxietyabout their sexuality. This hasincluded meeting withmembers of Hotline to discusshow to respond to someonecalling about homosexualissues.Members of GALA also metearlier this year with residentassistants on how to deal withthe potential problems a stu¬dent might have coming togrip with his or her sexuality.The Office of Student Housinghas invited the group to give ayearly orientation for residentassistants, according to Katz.U of C manual gets ‘gay’ clauseBy Victor KingThe 1984-1985 Student Infor¬mation Manual will contain amodified version of the Univer¬sity’s anti-discrimination poli¬cy — the publication will nowinclude “sexual orientation”on its list of factors to not beconsidered in the admissionsprocess or for participation inactivities.According to Gay and Les¬bian Alliance representative J.T. Kittredge. Dean CharlesO’Connell recently approvedthe change.Currently, the official Stu¬dent Information ManualStatement of Non-Discrimina¬tion says. “In keeping with itslong-standing traditions andpolicies, the University of Chi¬cago, in admissions and accessto programs, considers stu¬dents on the basis of individualmerit and without regard torace, color, religion, sex, na¬tional or ethnic origin, age,handicap, or other facts irrele¬vant to fruitful participation inthe programs of the Universi¬ty.” The new addition to thelist was supported in a GALAresolution which was endorsedby Student Government onFebruary 23.Irwin Keller, GALA Vice-President, said, “We arepleased by this first step, but itis not enough.”The controversy lies in thefact that the Student Informa¬tion Manual is the only school publication adopting the newstatement at this time. Kit¬tredge got the impression fromhis discussion w'ith DeanO’Connell that much morewidespread use of the new non¬discrimination statement willnot come about since doing sowould violate university inter¬nal policy.Dean O’Connell could not bereached to clarify the opinionattributed to him.Charles O’ConnellKeller remarked. “They arenot going to add the statementto the other university publica¬tions — I don’t know why.”“GALA gets support fromthe administration in certainways,” continued Keller. “Butas for this issue, a lot of lip ser¬vice to fairness and progres¬sive policies which don’t hold d lot of water has been paid.”GALA hopes that the state¬ment will be put on admissionsforms and materials sent toprospective students. Kellerstressed, “If the discrimina¬tion is not practiced, it shouldbe asserted as being such. It isimportant for someone apply¬ing to know that sexual orien¬tation will not affect his accep¬tance to the university. I havea list of 30 top universities —including Yale and Harvard —who carry similar non-dis¬crimination statements ontheir forms.”In GALA efforts to press theissue, Kittredge claims thatthe administration has begunto look at the matter. He saysthat Associate Dean RichardTaub will bring up the newnon-discriminatory wording tothe proper bodies.Another approach will bespearheaded by student leaderMichael Aronson. He plans tobring up the new wording atthis Wednesday's Student Ad¬visory Committee to the Presi¬dent meeting. He feels this isth best way to get the attentionof President Gray.Keller repeated. “The factthat any gay person must re¬main in the closet to keep theirstatus in the department (stu¬dent or faculty) is a shame. Itis the role of the university toassert that sexual preferenceis not grounds for discrimina¬tion.”A'.'%&$%%&&K4^&$&&%&?ControversyOVEREL SALVADORDEBATEQuestion: Should US military aid tothe Government of El Salvador be continued?Dean Donald LevineModertorDean of the CollegeProfessor, Sociology Departmentand the CollegeDisputantsDr. Charles FairbanksDeputy Assistant Secretary ofState for Human Rights ofHumanitarian Affairs Rev. Philip WheatonEpiscopal Missionary to theDominican Republic 1952-1964; Director of EPICA:Ecumenical Program forInteramerican Communicationand Action; Member, Board ofDirectors, Central AmericanRefugee Committee(CARECEN)TUESDAY, April 247:30 PMMANDEL HALL57th & UNIVERSITYUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSponsored by the Student Activities Committee ofStudent Government of the University of Chicago,The Debate Society and CAUSE Funded by theStudent Activities Fee Everyone Welcome, FreeReception follows2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984 ^MdSlOMUSlOMdSlC^CJ THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOGO DEPARTMENT of MUSIC £Presents:Thursday, April 19 - New Music Ensemble Noontime Concert O12:15 p.m.. Goodspeed Recital Hall' Christopher Coleman, director.-c Milhaud La Creation du Monde: Coleman Capriccio for solotrombone.Admission is free A>CJ•3 UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, April 26 - Noontime Concert Series c.Obr 12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallRebecca Koblick, soprano: with Gail Gillispie. lute.Music by Dowland, Handel and MonteverdiAdmission is free oFriday, April 27 - Contemporary Chamber Players ♦>8:00 p.m., Mandel HallRalph Shapey, director: cosponsor The Fromm Music Foundation.Soloists: Elsa Charlston, soprano: Barbara Haffner celloWorks include Deborah Drattells Alone (world premiere of aFromm Foundation Commission): Richard Wernick s CelloConcerto: and a Varese Centenary Celebration —Offrandres / Ecuatorial. OgFor free tickets, send request and self-addressed stamped»*«■» envelope to the Department of Music Concert Office, nZ 5845 S. Ellis, 60637Saturday, April 28 - Cathy Heifetz Memorial Concert8:00 p.m , Bond ChapelA program of chamber music including the Brass Section of theUniversity Symphony Orchestra, the Bon Tempo Singers, andcj Admission is freeSunday, April 29 - Piano Trio and Soprano ,cOnGO 7:30 p.m , Goodspeed Recital HallLizbeth Bistro, violin: Van Bistrow, cello; and Marjorie Benson.O piano; performing Ravel's Trio in A minor and Haydn's Trio.Hob.XV-5.Blanche Schulz, soprano will perform Messiaen's "Poemes pourMi" accompanied by Marjorie Benson.Admission is free. oM U51C Md51C •’’MdSl C1,5TABLETALK ’84APRIL 9-APRIL 22Faculty and students can share a mealat one of the following fine Hyde Parkrestaurants, and receive the followingdiscount off the total bill:THE AGORA 15% MELLOW YELLOW 15%BLUE GARCOYLE 10% MORRY’S IN HUTCH 10%FAR EAST KITCHEN 15% MORRY’S IN C’ SHOP 10%HARPER SQUARE 15% CHEZ MORRY’S 15%HEMINGWAY’S 15% ORLY’S 10%HOUSE OF ENG 15% THE PUB 15%IDA’S CAFE 15% SALONICA 10%MALLORY’S 10% THAI 55th 10%MEDICI on 57th 15% TIPSUDA 15%MEDICI on HARPER 20%To receive the discount, just present a coupon to thewaiter or cashier before you pay. Coupons may bepicked up at: Student Activities Office (INH 210),Dean of Students Office (Admn 219), Adviser’s Desk(Harper 280) and Reynolds Club Box Office“TALK IS CHEAP”— sponsored by Student Government —Be free at LCBYes, there will be a Lascivious Cos¬tume Ball (LCB) this year! The infa¬mous and notorious tool of the devilRick Szesny (Student Government Fi¬nance Committee Chair) says “Lasci¬viousness has been my hobby for years.The LCB will be bigger and better thanever.” He urges all students to markoff May 4 on their calendars and beginplanning their costumes now.Szesny expects that special eventsand heightened awareness this yearwill push attendance through the roof.Tickets are $7 for fully clothed persons,$3 for persons wearing a lascivious cos¬tume (Szesny reserves the right to de¬termine the level of of lasciviousness),and there is no charge for personsbrave enough to bare it all.Hearing lineHearing Line, a free service spon¬sored by the Chicago Hearing Society,is now available by calling 347-0026.Callers may request tapes on a varietyof topics including childhood hearingloss, aging and hearing loss, and deaf¬ness. Hearing Line is open to callersMonday through Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 5p.m.Currie to speakState Rep. Barbara Flynn Currie(D-26) will speak on “Mechanics of theAmerican Electoral Process,”Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. in the Interna¬tional House’s Homeroom, 1414 E. 59thSt. Currie’s talk is part of the Interna¬tional House Speaker Series.Art group directoryThe Artstour directory, a listing of 55performing arts groups available fortouring Illinois, is currently availablefrom the Illinois Arts Council, 111 N.Wabash. Chicago, 60602.Artstour directory contains a rosterof Illinois performing artists who were reviewed by IAC peer panelists and thePresenters Development AdvisoryPanel. Not-for-profit organizations inIllinois can select and receive an Art¬stour Grant for 1/3 of the artists’ fee.The IAC intends to use the programto encourage Illinois’ not-for-profit or¬ganizations to showcase talent in thestate.Volunteers for ACSThe American Cancer Society isforming a new chapter in Hyde Park-Kenwood Volunteers donate time toconduct a service and rehabilitationprogram for cancer patients and theirfamilies.Among services provided by theCancer Society are sick-room suppliesand transportation to hospitals fortreatment.Volunteers are needed in everyphase of the operation. If you are inter¬ested, please call Clara Havill at493-2442.Barbara Flynn Currie Cropsey to lecture onJoseph Cropsey, professor in the de¬partment of political science and theCollege, will lecture on “The heavenlycity on earth: Plato’s Republic and itssequel’’ for this evening’s CollegiateLecture in the Liberal Arts, at 8 p.m. inSwift Lecture Hall. Discussion will fol¬low the lecture.The lecture seires, recently renewedunder the sponsorship of the “Funda¬mentals: Issues and Texts” program,is focusing on Plato’s Republic thisquarter.James Redfield will lecture May 3 onthe quarrel between poetry and philos¬ophy. All are welcome to the lectures.ARC knitters neededThe American Red Cross is lookingfor volunteers to knit items for theirChristmas Holiday knit shop. UrathThornton, chairman of the HolidayKnit Shop, says “We want to get ourknitters started early enough so thatwe can have a good supply of stock tosell. We especially are in need of mit¬tens, scarves, sweaters, baby and dec¬orative holiday items.”Funds raised by the sale of theseitems is used to support the variouscommunity-service activities spon¬sored by the Red Cross.If you are interested in knitting forthe Red Cross, call Urath Thornton at440-2028.Anemia screeningsFree anemia screenings are being of¬fered every Monday in April by theHyde Park Community HospitalPromptCare Emergency Center at5800 Stony Island.Symptoms of anemia include a feel¬ing of weakness, heart palpitations,shortness of breath, frequent head¬aches and an unusually pale appear¬ance.No appointment is needed for thescreenings. For more information, call643-9200. Plato’s RepublicJoseph Cropsey PHOTO ey CAROL KLOMINERToastmasters callAnyone who would like to join Toast¬masters may call 577-0330. PathfindersToastmasters is the local U of Cchapter, and it meets every first andthird Wednesday in Cobb Hall, Room110, at 7:30 p.m.Circle K hosts raffleCircle K is sponsoring a raffle for theSpina Bifida Association of Americafrom April 16 through April 25. SpinaBifida is the leading cause of disabledinfants in the country. Tickets will beavailable from Circle K members inCobb and Reynolds Club at 25c a piece,5 for SI.Prizes donated include a $50 gift cer¬tificate from the Seminary Co-op Book¬store and assorted R&B records fromSpin-It.Circle K is the world’s largest colle¬giate service organization and is spon¬sored by Kiwanis International. Formore information, or to make dona¬tions, contact Joan Spoerl at 947-8208.Student Ombudsman 1984-85The University is now seeking applicants for the post of Student Ombudsman. The Ombudsman’sterm of office will not begin until Autumn 1984. He or she will be expected to work with the 1983-84Student Ombudsman through the remainder of the academic year.Applications from individual students, graduate or undergraduate, are welcome, as are nominationsfrom individual students or faculty. Among undergraduates, preference will be given to juniors andseniors. Applications should be in letter form and must be submitted to the Office of the Dean ofStudents in the University by Monday, April 23rd. They should indicate the candidate’s academicarea and level, number of years at the University, relevant experience, and other special qualificationsfor the position of Ombudsman. At least three letters of recommendation from other students ormembers of the faculty or staff should also be submitted by the April 23rd deadline.Applicants will be interviewed by a student-faculty committee; the appointment will be made by thePresident.The Student Ombudsman is a part-time salaried official of the University who is also a registereddegree candidate. The Ombudsman is appointed by the President to serve in addition to the regularorganization of the University in cases where there are allegations of specific unfairness or inefficiency.The Ombudsman writes a quarterly report, published by the University, giving a general account ofthe office’s activities and making such recommendations as may be deemed appropriate.DEADLINE: Monday, April 23The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 17, 1984—3CAMPUS VOICEChris Hill challenges students to try SGTo the editor:I am tempted to respond to each newsuperficial swipe at Student Govern¬ment (SG is irrelevant? What a fresh,original viewpoint, guys!) with a longlist of our “many activities’’ on behalfof students, and a sanctimonious pleafor “greater student involvement” oncampus. I realize, however, that inmany respects these self-appointedsages of the campus scene do have apoint: SG hasn’t done nearly as muchas it could for students, and has done aneven worse job of making what it hasdone known to those same students. Ido not promise that any part of this willchange. I only offer a challengethrough which it can.No, lam not going to urge all of youto run for office or join one of our com¬mittees (although I hope that some ofyou will). The challenge that I offer youdeals merely with your attitude towardSG and the campus in general. Far toooften, that attitude is apathy.Now as any astute observer ofbureaucratic life forms already knows,administrators and faculty reluctant tochange policies and eager to containnonacademic costs are counting onyour apathy. They're counting on stu¬dents to be nice, polite little geeks whoattend classes, do their time in the Reg.maybe play IMs or join some clubs ifthey’re extroverts; who sit around thedinner table complaining about all thethings that are wrong with this Univer¬sity, and then in almost the samebreath talk about what a f--king jokeStudent Government is. They’re count¬ing on you to dismiss us as-a joke, toelect ‘ demon” parties that pose nothreat to the status quo, and to give uphope w7ith the usual chic cynicism.Now I’m not asking all of you to dropeverything and shed your blood in thename of campus activism. I’m not ask¬ing most of you to do anything at all. Ijust want you to know that there is nowa group of people in Student Govern¬ment who are willing to go to bat foryou. who did not seek office for thegreater glory of their resumes, andwho will not spend their time in officesubdividing the nth paragraph of theumpteenth Bylaw. We enter our newpositions with some definite ideasabout what this campus needs, andwe’ll do some things for you whetheryou give a damn or not. We can do a lotmore, however, if you’ll give us someminimal level of support. We don’thave much real power or control oncampus, but we can and do have con¬siderable influence when the powers-that-be are convinced that we repre¬sent your opinions and have yoursupport.I therefore challenge you. in yourown self-interest, to give us the inputand support we need to fight for yourinterests. Look upon Student Govern¬ment as a worthwhile and respectableactivity — even if you do not personallychoose to get involved with it. Take alittle time to inform yourself aboutwhat SG is doing before you acceptsomeone else’s opinion that it “doesnothing.” If you think there is some¬thing we should be doing, or doing dif¬ferently, come to an Assembly meetingand tell us so (all Assembly meetingsare open to the public, and the agendasare posted at least 48 hours in advanceat the four SG Info Centers: “A” levelof Regenstein, outside the Bursar’s of¬fice, 2nd floor East Tower of Harper,and outside Ida Noyes 306, the SG Of¬fice). If you have an issue or problemthat you want brought to the attentionof someone who can do somethingabout it, contact your SG Representa-tive(s) and ask them to bring it up atthe next Assembly meeting (this year,I am requiring all Assembly Represen¬tatives to maintain some means of for¬mal contact with their constituents, ei¬ther through oral reports to housecouncils or student associations, writ¬ten newsletters to constituents, or “of¬fice hours” when you can come in andtalk to them. Brad Smith and I will bepersonally enforcing this policy, and ifyour Reps aren’t making an effort toget your opinions, we want to hearabout it). Also feel free to contact medirectly regarding any issue. There’s aphone-answering machine in the SG Of¬ fice (962-9732), or you can call me athome (753-8342 xl233). If I’m not in (li¬kely), my charming and delightfulroommates will be happy to take yourmessage if they’ve had a good day.mPHOTO BY KC MORRISChris HillOverall, you will find Student Gov¬ernment quite receptive to any inputyou offer, and you should take advan¬tage of this. A good example of this isthe Finance Committee. This year, itseemed like everyone who could pickup a pen wrote to the Maroon to com¬plain about some decision of the SGFC.(Much of this controversy, which dealtwith the funding of “political” groups,has hopefully been laid to rest with theTo the editor.You are probably tired of readingabout HARC. Everyone seems to havedifferent opinions about what its struc¬ture should be. In the 4/6/84 Maroonletter page, Blackstone Hall Councilsays there are too many big parties,while Shoreland Council says thereisn’t enough “accessibility” for theirparties and wants “increased repre¬sentation.”HARC never implied that it wouldsolve all the social problems on thiscampus, but any informed personknows that many interdorm partieshave been throwm with HARC supportwhich helps the situation. So what areall the complaints? Look at it this way.In national politics, when the Far Leftand the Far Right have opposing com¬plaints, everything is going smoothly.Shoreland is the largest dorm (de¬spite misinformed statements to thecontrary it represents about 25% of allstudents in housing). It wants morereps in HARC. Although they had awhole Shoreland - Greenwood HARC-funded part}, they fail to mention thisin the letter, and state “The only Housein the Shoreland to take advantage ofHARC in the past two quarters was thehouse in which the Shoreland’s HARCrepresentative resides.”Despite the case of Burton-Judsonwhere none of the four of seven housesto participate in individual house,HARC funded parties is the residenceof the BJ rep to HARC, and despite let¬ters that went out to each house anddorm president in the college inform¬ing them of the request system ofHARC and its budget, Shoreland Coun¬cil implies that if they had more repsthere would be sufficient communica¬tion and information for individualShoreland houses to throw parties.Blackstone is the smallest dorm re¬presented by HARC. It wants “HARC’scomposition as it is at present.” It alsothinks “Large HARC sponsored partiesshould be legitimate inter-house par¬ties, not intra-house parties with anoutside house appended merely to qual¬ify for HARC funds.”Is the distinction between Far Leftand Far Right clear to you? This isclear to HARC and they have done a su- passage of a constitutional amendmentthat will liberalize funding for suchgroups.) There is, of course, nothingwrong with writing letters. Now, how¬ever, you have a much more direct andeffective opportunity to make yourfeelings on finance known, for the newAssembly must now elect next year’sFinance Committee. Anyone con¬cerned about CAUSE, WHPK, or anyother group that gets or wants FinanceCommittee funding should attend theMay 3 meeting of the Assembly (7:00PM, Stuart Hall 105), when we willelect the new Finance Committeemembers. Question the candidates ontheir attitudes toward funding, and letthe Assembly know who you want dis¬tributing your money. Bring us yourconcerns!Even more importantly, however, weneed some people who are willing to gobeyond just telling us their concerns —people who are willing to help us meetthose concerns. The CARE platformwas not merely for pre-election con¬sumption. From College class officersand child day care to a remedial read¬ing program that will reach out to aidarea residents, we want to bring aboutchanges on this campus. We are alsoconcerned with streamlining proce¬dures at Student Health and StudentMental Health, chartering buses tomajor metropolitan areas on a non¬profit basis to give out-of-state studentsan inexpensive way home duringbreaks, working for the concerns ofcommuters and other chronically-neglected groups of students, increas¬ing minority admissions and minoritystudies course offerings, and manyother issues that affect student life onthis campus.How can Student Government hopeto achieve any of this? That is whereperb job of balancing between the two.Between the small and the large, mid¬sized dorms like BJ and Pierce haveboth approved HARC. Under HARCBJ, Pierce, Woodward. Blackstone,Breckinridge, Greenwood, Shorelandand even New’ Grad Residence asdorms have had interdorm parties. TheHousing Office letter to each residentstudent states it in another way, out of2280 students “HARC has co-spon¬sored... events involving approximate¬ly 2100 House System residents.”The philosophy which (and will con¬tinue to if the Dean of Students in theUniversity, Charles O’Connell ap¬proves the HARC fee) achieved thissuccessful balance is nonpartisanship.Unlike naturally provincial dorm coun¬cils, HARC representatives really havebeen HARC members with broad, non-representational goals. The current in¬surance that the politics do not get tooone - sided is that dorm councils elector appoint the HARC members.This is the strongest argumentagainst changing the composition ofHARC. If true representation were thegoal, HARC would need to be the size ofIHC thirty six members! This is toolarge for managing the day to day af¬fairs of budget analysis. Ask RickSzesny if he wants to manage thirtymembers in SGFC!HARC has done its job well. It isamazing that Shoreland Council states“little has been done to demonstrateHARC’s actual ability to perform itsassigned role” or Rabieh 4/6/84Maroon “it isn’t clear that inter-dormsocial activity will dramatically in¬crease.” These are misinformed com¬ments. Besides the six major dorm par¬ties, individual house parties werewidely held throughout the system.How many BJ residents knew wherePierce was before this last weekend,not to mention who lives there and whatit is like?Two more comments need to bebrought into perspective. At the re¬quest of Shoreland Council HARC hasresolved to publish minutes and has de¬veloped an appeals process in conjunc¬tion with IHC. For those that fear non-partisanship might not prevail inHARC, IHC can resolve any dispute in you come in. We need students whocare about any or all of these concernsto join forces with us and give us a bit oftheir time and effort. You don’t need tohold any elected position in StudentGovernment — just give us a call! Wewelcome anyone who wants to seethings changed — people who are ableto be constructive, yet forceful and per¬sistent in their efforts. And yes Virgin¬ia. graduate students can participate inSG. We made graduate concerns one ofthe foremost priorities in our platform,and we need interested graduate stu¬dents to help us single out and addresstheir needs.How can you get involved? In thenext several weeks, we will be makingnumerous public appeals for non-SGmembers to join the SG committees,the groups in which these tasks are ac¬complished. Look over what we haveplanned for each committee, and leavea message at the SG Office if you’d liketo get involved with what any of themare doing, even if it’s only one particu¬lar project. We won’t demand anymore time or effort than what you feelyou can give.I leave you, then, with our challenge.You think Student Government doesnothing? Take a closer look before youspeak. You think SG should be doingmore or different things than it isdoing? Come to our first Assemblymeeting this Thursday (7:00 PM,Stuart 105) and tell us so. You have aproblem or issue you want someone todig into? Give us a call. You want to getinvolved in working for change or pro¬viding services to students? Join one ofour committees. You don’t think peoplewho’ve been in Student Governmentwill change things? Just watch us!Chris HillSG President-electan organized, representational fasmon.But when Nick Lynn, as a representa¬tive of Shoreland Council, wanted tosuggest to HARC that control over thefunds be effectively transferred to thedorm councils, it is no surprise thatHARC members did not show up.David Berniker in his letter of 4/13/84Maroon states a similar theme:“guaranteeing Shoreland 20% of HARCfunding.” Let’s say Woodward had aparty and invited Bradbury House ofthe Shoreland. which might receive$400. Is this $400 deducted from Shore-land’s “account”? Would this be thepolicy “to force HARC to encourage us(Shoreland)”?Does Shoreland deserve all this “en¬couragement”? What are the “presentobstacles for the Shoreland’s use ofHARC funds,” David? Certainly anyShoreland House that wants HARCfunding can get it. HARC cannot solvethe limited space in Shoreland for hugeinterdorm parties. Burton-Judson can¬not fit Pierce into its lounges. Is thatHARC’s fault too? Constance Holoman,Director of Student Housing, has sug¬gested that if Shoreland limited itsguest list, it could throw a Shoreland-Pierce party in the Crystal Ballroom.The only obstacle to HARC funding ofShoreland parties has been the lack ofcreativity on Shoreland’s part. There isnothing HARC would rather see thanthe houses at Shoreland who eat atPierce also party with them or withBJ.Let’s put the arms down, workaround natural limitations to inter¬dorm contact, and improve the sociallife of this campus. HARC’s funds havebeen equitably and efficiently distri¬buted. There have been no operatingexpenses nor “ever-present waste” asRabieh suggests. Has anyone thankedHARC and its members for their time,effort, and ability to perform its role?Not in the Maroon at least, so I will dothe honors. HARC, you have improvedthe social life here for resident studentsthis year. Thanks and good luck fornext year!John F. 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LAV0CAD0ESlb. 49'CABBAGElb. 39'GREENONIONSlb. 19'BROCCOLIlb. 49'RAGUSPAGHETTISAUCE 59CONTADINATOMATOPASTE 789'WESSONOIL48 oz. $ J99LAND-O-LAKESBUTTER $189PHILADELPHIACREAMCHEESE8 oz. 89'SHOEPSICE CREAM1/2 gallon $199SUNSHINEBUTTERCOOKIES 789'BANNERBATHROOMTISSUE 89'FINER FOODSSERVING^3rc PRAIRIE SHORESHIMBARh P L A ? fl ;Q" VERNONoi»C f 1 OL *4’t - J ’Si’l; r Dc’The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984—5a »«■ wmm-m • •-i features !ai»i«ii«8iiii?- r- «*Invention could moke UC computer whiz richBy Hilary TillAt the age of 20, Fred Jacobs, athird-year economics major in thecollege, may soon become a self-mademillionaire. For the past two years,this full-time student has conceived,organized, managed, and personallycontributed to the development of anew computer device which may willhave applications to the wholespectrum of microcomputer software.Jacobs’ technical team (whichincluded himself) finished work on theinvention only last month and alreadyseveral business deals are in theworks to market the software createdby the newly invented machine./, Both the technical and the businessaspects of the story about Jacobs’invention are fascinating. On thetechnical side, one can talk aboutplaying PacMan in three dimensionsrather than just in two dimensions;and, on the business side, one can talkabout marketing the invention inCalifornia to young, wealthy computerexecs over dinner with Sonny Bono.Just what is this device that Jacobsand company have invented, and whatdoes it do? At its most basic level,Jacobs’ invention is simply hardwarethat creates software. Jacobs calls hisinvention a “digital videotapemachine.” But it’s not really a videotape because it records the videooutput of any computerprogram...(onto) a floppy disk, whichis the standard medium ofinformation storage formicrocomputers,” the young inventorexplained. “The essence of theprocess was figuring out a way tostore the images on somethinglike...(a floppy disk) rather than on aconventional videotape and doing it insuch a way that it would play backthrough any computer,” he added.The device cannot record anarbitrary TV picture but can recordall images on a microcomputer screenthat have been created by a computerprogram. For example, the machinecan record one session of a highresolution graphics computer gamelike PacMan, but it cannot record“The Andy Griffith Show” onto afloppy disk.Besides just recording images on amicrocomputer screen, the “digitalvideotape machine” can do graphicsprojection. “Once we have...theseimages stored in digital form, then wecan manipulate them in any way thatyou would manipulate any computerdata,” said Jacobs. What this boilsdown to is that Jacobs can project hisdigital “video tapes” onto anyanalytically defined space. “(This)leads to some interesting specialeffects. I recorded PacMan and thenprojected it onto a sphere. It lookedintriguing,” he said.But what can you do with a digitalvideotape machine? If you are acomputer software manufacturer,Jacobs believes, you will want tomake use of a digital videotapemachine to create demo disks of yoursoftware. With Jacobs’ demo “tapes”,there is no danger of amanufacturer’s program being stolenas there is with conventional previewdisks. After a computer game (or anyother program) is recorded onto afloppy disk using Jacobs’ machine,“all that’s on the disk...is the digitable‘videotape’ of the images of theprogram, (and) not the programitself. So the manufacturer runs norisk of having his software pirated offof one of my preview edisks becausehis (the manufacturer’s) programjust isn’t there,” Jacobs explained.With one of Jacobs’ preview disks, aperson could get a good understandingof what a manufacturer’s program isand what it does. Also, the digitalvideotpae machine may haveapplications for future video games.Playing PacMan in 3-d “seemed likean intriguing variation on the game,”said the computerenthusiast-turned-inventor.Jacobs make it clear that it was no"He looked really cute in his picture ... I just hope we recompatible.”HiliiiHiUlMlPeople without cars can now callspecial taxis to transport their pets toveterinarians, kennels, beautyparlors, or wherever they need to go.Specially designed and equippedvans are available to transport dogs,cats, birds and horses for the price ofa regular taxi — 60 cents a kilometer.The owners can ride along to keeptheir pets calm. The animal taxiservice is not yet in great demandthough — it receives only 10 to 20 callsa day.* * *In other animal news, AuburnUniversity is most likely eagerlywaiting for a 16-year-old canine to dieso it can inherit $12 million.Eleanor Ritchy, heiress to theQuaker Oil Company, died in 1968 andleft what was then $4.5 million to 150dogs that she adopted “to overcomeher loneliness.”The money will go to Auburn’sanimal research center after the lastdog dies, as stipulated in Ritchy’swill. That dog, Musketeer, currentlysuffers from heartworms.Ritchy allegedly decided to leaveher money to 'burn on therecommendau.n of her veterinarianwhose son was at that time a studentthere6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, Western Illinois University willmake most of its dormitory rooms offlimits to visitors of the opposite sexafter 11 p.m. on weeknights and 1a m. on weekends next fall.A University administrator saidthat 24-hour visitation is currentlypermitted, but he added that theUniversity receives “lots of calls fromparents and students concerned aboutstudents’ getting kicked out of theirrooms on weekends, and after hoursduring the week so that theirroommates could have friends visit.”The new policy “brings us more intoline with where we feel students andparents are today,” he continued.The decision will be reversed only ifstudent government at WIU can comeup with some strong reasons in favorof a 24-hour visitation policy.The University of Iowa StudentSenate is planning to sue theuniversity administration inconnection with records pertaining toUS Department of Defense researchbeing done at the University.The Student Senate requested therecords last July and has not yet been“satifactorily answered.” Studentsenators criticized theadministration’s lack of cooperation.The decision was not unanimous, withsome students protesting the action asunnecessary.1984 Information for the following camefrom The Daily Eastern News.Some Eastern Illinois Universityseniors have started a new way ofgetting around town. “Classic CoachService” is a horse-and-buggybusiness which gives rides to andfrom downtown Charleston, Ill.“We are doing this to provide aservice to Charleston and to helpstudents who have had too much todrink at the bars downtown,” one ofthe founders said. The seniors plan touse the money they raise from a $2donation to buy a boat.The only problems with the schemeso far are parking downtown andkeeping manure off the streets.♦ * * *Information for the following camefrom The Daily Iowan.People without cars can now callspecial taxis to transport their pets toveterinarians, kennels, beautyparlors, or wherever they need to go.Specially designed and equippedvans are available to transport dogs,cats, birds and horses for the price ofa regular taxi — 60 cents a kilometer.The owners can ride along to keeptheir pets calm. The animal taxiservice is not yet in great demandthough — it receives only 10 to 20 callsa day. easy task creating the digitablevideotape machine. In the project’sfirst year he spent twenty-five hours aweek working on its development.And in the last three or four months,he has spent easily forty hours a weekon it, he said. Up until this quarter, hehas been a full-time student.One of the biggest problems withthe project, he asserted, has beenfinding the people with the requisiteskills to assist in the invention’sdevelopment. The second problemwas managing people. “I have beenlied to; I have been cheated...”Mistreated? “Yes, worse than LindaRonstadt,” he said laughing.Yet, Jacobs also made it clear thatthe project has been interesting andrewarding on many levels. The“digitabl videotape machine” is“worthy of a couple of patents,”Jacobs said. (Patents are pending).He said that the assistance hereceived from friends and a U of Cprofessor made the development of heproject a good deal easier. His firstinvestors were four of his friends inthe college, Adam Katz, KenZuckerman, Josh Eagle, and MarkEpstein. He added that Michael Potel,assistant professor in the departmentof biophysics and theoretical biology,“tuned (him) into” the study ofcomputer graphics techniques. Potelruns the computer graphics lab in thebiophysics and theoretical biologydepartment, jacobs said that Potelwas always “very much available oradvice.”For the person with little computerknowledge, the rest of the tory ofJacobs’ invention may be a bit moreinteresting. Over spring break Jacobswas flown to California where he was,in his own words, “thrust into anenvironment of wealth and instantgratification.” He met many young,wealthy, sociable computerprofessionals, some of whom had‘lifestyles” that consisted mainly in“money, babes and cars.” Tounderscore this point, Jacobs relatedan incident which happened to himduring his stay in Los Angeles. Hewas “cruising in a limousine” late oneevening “wasted” with somecomputer professionals. At one pointthey decided to stop at a hamburgerjoint to get some food. Upon enteringthe eating establishment, a youngwoman grabbed Jacobs’ arm andasked him, “Pardon me sir, are youfamous?” Jacobs said that he did notstick around long enough to answerthe prospective groupie’s question.While he has “entertained thoughts”of living a hedonistic existence,Jacobs’ California experience hasturned him off from seriouslyconsidering that kind of “lifestyle.”At this time one cannot completethe story about the business side ofJacobs’ invention because manydetails are in the works but, as yet,none have been finalized. The mostpromising deal that Jacobs mentionedis one with Warner Communications.Warner Books is going to publish aseries of books of software reviewsand wants to include preview diskscreated by Jacobs’ machine. Thedemo disks will preview programsreviewed in the books.Fred Jacobs ^otos by kcvorrisFEATURESHPNC kicks off 75th with a community weekendserves 2000 people each vear.HPNC has 350 volunteers who helprun the center’s programs and havebeen assisting with fund raising.Naftzger expects this number todouble with the increased space.PHOTOS BY KC MORRISThe need for a $2.9 millioncampaign was established two yearsago. The University’s 1981 PublicAffairs Practicum studied the socialneed of the community and concludedthat a pool and gym were the highestpriorities for the area. The study alsosaid that there was sufficient financialbacking in the community to supportthe campaign.HPNC followed the U of C studywith its own four-month feasibilityinvestigation. Stodder said of theextensive planning. “There was acareful assessment of needs before wedecided what we were going to do. sothe goals are popular.”“There’s a feeding on the part ofresidents and community leadershipthat this particular drive is anopportunity to reaffirm — to provewhat we’ve done,” Stodder observedof the drive.The fund-raising efforts haveincluded mailing 10,000 solicitationletters to members of the HydePark/Kenwood community, andcanvass door to door. The campaigncombines public and private fundingas a result of the U of C survey whichsaid that the community is morelikely to support a campaign whichinvolves the business sector.On the reverse side of thatpsychology. Stodder remarked.“When there's so much excitementand enthusiasm in the community,then the major givers' heads areturned and they too want to becomepart of it.”The fund raising is unusual in that itis a community-based capitalcampaign — HPNC is trying to workfrom the people it serves, and whocan contribute the least financially,up to the business leaders of thecommunity who can contributemoney. Naftzger said of thiscombination, “You don’t have to be acorporation president or a wealthybusiness person to be able to help thiscampaign. Anyone down to thesmallest preschooler can end upcoming up with something that willmean something to that child’sfuture.”HPNC was started in 1909 by theJuvenile Protection League inresponse to a gang problem. It wasset up as a settlement house. Stodderexplained this, saying, “We arepeople concerned with certain socialneeds. We settle into a community,live and work with people.”Stodder sees this capital campaignas a reaffirmation that HPNC is goin^to stay and serve the HydePark/Kenwood area. He observed,“We're saying that we're going tocontinue in this community in the nextcentury.”By Rosemary BlinnThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Club(HPNC) will be celebrating its 75thanniversary May 18-20 with a “GoodNeighbor Weekend” which reflects itscommitment to the community. MaryNaftzger, who works at HPNC, said ofthe weekend “It goes from a fancydinner to walking a few kilometers toraise a little money.”HPNC is currently three monthsinto an 18-month campaign to raisemoney for expansion andimprovements of its facilities at thecorner of 55th and Kenwood. It hasraised $320,000 of the needed $2.9million.Good Neighbor Weekend willinclude all areas of the community inHPNC. ^here will be a dinner for thecampaign volunteers Friday night, aswell as HPNC’s annual meeting. It isintended to kick off what PeterStodder (campaign director) calls a“super weekend.”Saturday, the business sector willget involved with a “Good NeighborSale” of which a portion of the profitswill go to the capital campaign fund.“ThePied Piper” will be produced aswell with members of the communityacting and singing.Sunday is the anniversary’sculmination with a “Good NeighborWalk.” It will be the first big (15kilometer) walkathon that the clubhas sponsored. There will becelebrities walking a specialkilometer who will also be present ata brunch after the walk. Twothousand walkers are expected andthere is an emphasis on having youngpeople participate.Naftzger would also like to see U ofC students participate in thewalkathon. “We see this as a way forthem (University students) to feel likeOTG's Oedipus set in 'Never-Never Land'By Simon Leovy“I’ve done the Absurdists. I’ve doneComedy, and now I want to doTragedy,” explains Scott Johnson,“and Oedipus is the Great Tragedy,in capital letters.”Johnson, director of the OtherTheatre Group's forthcomingproduction of Sophocles’ Oedipus,emphasizes that his version of theplay will not be presented in the waythat many people might expect. “Youwon’t see people walking around intogas reciting poetry,” he laughs.“Hopefully, you will see real peopledealing with basic issues, but in ?way that is not traditional. It won’t bereal life, but it will be real peoplerelating to one another and dealingwith issues as best they can.”One of the tactics he is using to givethis Oedipus its untraditional flavor isa change of location. This Oedipus isnot set in Thebes, Greece, but inThebes, somewhere else; in asJohnson puts it, “A Never-NeverLand.”“When Sophocles wrote it,”Johnson explains, “ Oedipus was not really meant to be set in the Greeceof his day, because the story wasalready centuries old. That originalsource has since been lost, so wedon’t really know when it is supposedto have taken place. It was thetreatment of the story that wasimportant.”Johnson’s response to thisambiguity is to set the play neither inthe past nor in the future, and in amythic place where “anything canhappen.” The stage is dark andspare, and the actors are clad inblack. Their highly-stylized make-upemphasizes the personality traits ofeach character.The set of the play also emphasizesthe characters. “Oedipus has power.”says Johnson, “and he is on aplatform, above everyone else. Whenhe starts to discover who he is, andbegins to lose control, he comes offthe platform, in a sense stepping intothe reality of the play.” Thetwo-member chorus is treatedsimilarly. “Andy (Probst) is outfront, almost part of the audience,and Johanna (Stoyva) is on a platform, commenting from above.”Johnson admits that Oedipus is achallenging play, but insists that“The problems it presents are thesame as in any play: you have tomake the language your own.” TheModern English translation helps.“We’re using William ButlerYeats’s translation, with reference toDavid Grene’s where Yeats messesup. Yeats gives a clean and simpleaccount, and it is wonderful to hear.It’s funny — some Elizabethantranslators are very ornate, and theytake a paragraph to translate acouple of lines. Yeats makes it assimple as he can; ‘The dead are freefrom pain.’ ”Another possible problem withproducing Oedipus is that Sophocles’audience was a bit different than theaudience a modern playwright mightexpect.“The Ancient Greeks all knew thestory of Oedipus before the playbegan,” Johnson explains. “Not all ofus know the story as well today. Forinstance, a lot of people were askingme about the sphynx. There is nosphynx in this play. She won’t appearin person.”Nevertheless. Johnson points out,the play retains its original power, nomatter what the setting is or who theaudience might be.“In some ways,” he muses,“Oedipus is a representative of Man.He is a man searching for himself,and he asks the important questions.Who am I? How do I exist in relationto the world? When I find out. can Istill exist?’ When he finds out.Oedipus somehow carries on. Hedoesn't withdraw from the world, hedoesn’t commit suicide, which wouldbe failure. Ultimately, he’s a hero.”Then Johnson smiles, and assuresus that Oedipus is not a lecture. “Itposes some questions, and it hopefullywill get you to think about them, butprimarily it is to be enjoyed. And,maybe, it will hit you in ways youmight not expect.”Oedipus will be presented fromApril 18 through April 21 in the thirdfloor theatre at the Reynold's rinhAdmission is $3.00.they are part of a community,” shesaid. “They may only be here for fouryears but they have a stake in makingthis a good place to live.” Anystudents who want to w alk orvolunteer as marshals should a new gym and indoor swimming poolthat will be the only such facilitiesopen to the public in the HydePark/Kenwood area. This will fill thevoid left when the 53rd Street YMCAclosed in 1981. The Y housed a pool, aTots tumble in Hyde ParK Neighborhood Club gym.contact her at 643-4062.Naftzger continued, saying that“The walkathon is a kind ofopportunity for people who are notgoing to be special gift givers toreally help see that something likethis (the raising of $2.9 million)happens.”Improvements through the fundsraised w’ill include the construction of gym and was a place for manycommunity groups to meet.HPNC serves as a senior center, aday care facility, offers classes to thecommunity, has limited athletic spaceand hosts many other activities. Thegym currently has a temporaryQuonsett style roof which will bereplaced, and a new floor will be putin. The community center directlyThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 17, 1984 —7Goldbergercontinued from page one“scientific advisor apparatus” set upfor the Administration after World WarII. PSAC had “many important scien¬tific contributions,” including develop¬ing research programs for the Penta¬gon, drawing up biological weaponstreaties, and safeguarding against theaccidental or unauthorized use of nu¬clear weapons. However, tensionscreated by the Vietnam War and sub¬sequent problems with the Nixon ad¬ministration led to Richard Nixon’sdismissing PSAC in the early 1970’s.Today, according to Goldberger,MSI postal substationA US Postal Service substation witha special hand cancellation mark willopen at the Museum of Science and In¬dustry on April 20.A permanent exhibit explaining the “everything is done on an ad-hoc basisbecause unbiased expertise does notexist anymore (in the Administration),and hasn’t for the past twelve years.”With regard to ABM systems, then.Goldberger said that such a systemwould encourage building of more of¬fensive weaponry to counter expectedlosses. Also, if such a system were ac¬tually installed, there would be aperiod of time between its deploymentand effective installment when anenemy would be encouraged to attack“Research should continue on defen¬sive systems,” concluded GoldbergerBut only in combination with “a senseof realism” about the potentialdangers involved.history and operation of the postal sys¬tem will open in November. The publicwill be able to purchase stamps andmail first-class domestic letters fromthe new substation. Visitors will also beable to purchase special “Science andIndustry” commemorative stampsand mint sets.CALENDARTUESDAYCalvert House: Investigation into Catholicism. 7pmCommittee on Arms Control A Disarmament: meeting. 7pm.Ida noyes Hall.Microbiology Dept: Structural and Functional Analysis ofNeoplasm Oncogenes. 3pm, Abbott 101.Medieval A Renaissance Re-Creation Society (MARRSI:meeting. Ida Noyes. 7:30pm.Hillel: 9:15am, Yom Tov Services-Orthodox. 9:30am. Yom Tov Biochemistry Dept: Molecular Structure of Telomeres in LowEukaryotes. 4pm, CLSC 101.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion followed bybreakfast. 8am. Carillon recital and tower tour, 12:15pm.I-House Speaker Series: Barbara Flynn Currie, Mechanics ofthe American Electoral Process, 7:30pm, Homeroom. I-House.THURSDAY Lab librarian fellowMary Biblo, Head Librarian of the Uof C Lab Schools, has been selected asa Fellow by the Joseph KlingensteinFellows Program. The Fellows pro¬gram recognizes outstanding indepen¬dent school teachers and administra¬tors who have demonstrated excellence and dedication to the pro¬fession.Biblo has been on the Lab School fac¬ulty for 13 years. Her research projectwill study ways for librarians to com¬plement and support the work of theschool guidance counselors.The Fellowship will allow Biblo tospend a year at Teachers College, Co¬lumbia University.LETTERSVandalism condemnedTo the editor:I would like to express my outrage atthe recent destruction of the “Lesbianand Gay Awareness Fortnight” bannerwhich flew over the quads for less thantwelve hours, having been contractedfor two weeks.The university is a playground ofideas, and regardless of one’s personalstance on any given issue (and, mindyou, “awareness” in itself is no objectof controversy), it is, especially here,inappropriate to deny another’s rightto freedom of expression. The banneradvertised activities geared both forthe gay community and the universitycommunity in general, toward goals ofeducation and understanding. The banner also served as an assur¬ance to gay and lesbian persons com¬ing out of the closet that this is an ac¬cepting environment, a place whereacts of anti-gay discrimination and ho¬mophobia are met with disapproval byadministration and student body alike.This trust has been betrayed by a smallnumber of persons who refuse to ex¬press their opinions openly, but insteadresort to anonymous vandalism anddestruction of property.I trust that the university communitywill join me in condemning this inex¬cusable behavior.Irwin KellerGay and Les. All.Project ’84 out of stampsServices- Conservative.DOC: The Sea Lion/The Captain Hates the Sea 8:30pm.Cobb.Career A Placement: Brass Tacks Workshop, noon, ReynoldsClub 201.Kadime: Reform Seder. Register at Hillel.WEDNESDAYLSF: Easter Parade. 8:30pm. Law School $2.DOC: The Meadow. 8pm, Cobb J2.The Other Theater Group: Oedipus Rex by Sophocles. 3rdFloor Theater, Reynolds Club. 8pm.Hillel: 9:15am, Yom Tov Services-Orthodix. 9:30am. Yom TovServices. ConservativePro-Life Assoc: 7:30pm, Ida Noyes 3rd fl.Bridge Club: 7pm. Ida Noyes.Pathfinders Toastmasters Club: meeting, 7:30pm, Cobb 110.English and Scottish Country Dance. 8pm, Ida Noyes.Women's Union Meeting, 6:30pm. Ida Noyes. LSF: Scarface, 8:30pm, Law School. $2.DOC: On Dangerous Ground. 8pm, Cobb 42I-House Film Society: Pick Pocket, 7:30 & 9:30pm, I-House,*2.The Other Theater Group: Oedipus Rex by Sophocles. 3rdFloor Theater. Reynolds Club. 8pm.Kadima: Interfaith Seder at Brent HouseHillel: Lecture: Latin American Jewry: Anti-Semitism andHuman Rights by Dr. Carlos Rizowy.Music Dept: Noontime Concert Series: New Music Ensemble:Christopher Coleman, director. 12:15pm. Goodspeed RecitalHall. Free.Mother's Day Peace Walk, organizational meeting, 7pm.Cobb 501.Center for Far Eastern Studies: Conceptions of Ability inChina, Japan and the United States, James Stigler. 3:30pm,JRL 522.Parent Support Network: Play, Joan Costello, 8pm, HydePark Union ChurchCAUSE, 7:30pm. Ida Noyes.Center for the Study of Industrial Societies: New Perspec¬tives on the American Gilded Age, 10 noon, Wilder House. The following is an open letter to JohnMacAloon and Jonathan Z. Smith, co-chairman of the Center for CurricularThought:Recently I received a questionnairein the mail from the Center for Curri¬cular Thought. I don’t mind that thefirst product of Curricular Thought,called Project ’84, is run by peoplewho, in their own words, “weren’t surewhat it was we were supposed to bedoing ” (Dan Garber, Maroon, April6). After all, one should expect a cer¬ tain amount of disorganization withinany new system, and I’m sure that intime, with proper encouragement,those involved in Project ’84 will be afine group of administrators and in¬structors of whom we all justly can beproud. I thought that the Center forCurricular Thought might like to know,however, that their questionnaire ar¬rived seventeen cents postage due.Kate WilsonFourth year studentin the CollegeSATURDAY APRIC28 86$ STUDENTS!u.c.i.d.) on aala aprll199$ NON-STUDENTS on aala april 23tickots on aala at tha raynolds club box offica 962-7300visa and mastercard accepteda presentation of the Major Activities Board. MANDEL HALL5706 SOUTH UNIVERSITYUHlveaSITf Of CHICAGO Chicago Literary Reviewis seeking contributions to itsFEMINISTLITERARYSUPPLEMENTpoetry, fiction, articles - all writingwhich reflects the experience ofwomen is welcomeDEADLINE: MAY 16thDrop all contributions in theCLR box: Room 303,Ida Noyes Hall, or mail themthrough Faculty ExchangeGet LiteraryJi8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984vbnWtofttnomu. TCSIIMG CENTERS OUR GUARANTEE:II your Score is not mthe top 26%, the nextcourse is free.COLUMBIA UNIVERSITYSURVEY RANKS BAR/BRIOVERKAPLANOimm Starting In AprilFor Juno Exam$100.00 Early Sign Up DlacountTaka-Homo Caaaatta Tapaa LOOPWHEATONPALATINEEVANSTONLA GRANGEcall 855-1088The Other Theatre GroupOedipus Rexby Sophocles3rd Floor Reynolds Club Theatre Wednesdaythrough Saturday, April 18, 19, 20, 21. 8:00 PMDiscussion follows Wednesday PerformanceSGFC funded$3.00 General Admissionfor Reservations: 962-3414International HouseSpeaker SeriespresentsState RepresentativeBARBARA FLYNNCURRIEspeaking on"MECHANICS OF THEAMERICAN ELECTORALPROCESS"Wednesday, April 18 • 7:30 p.m.Homeroom1414 East 59th Street RockepeLLeR crhapeLeoents op teoL<y coeekWednesday, April 188:00 a m.Service of Holy Communion followed by breakfastThursday, April 197:00 p.m.Maundy Thursday ServiceSusan B. W. JohnsonAmencan Baptist Campus Minister, preachingFriday, April 2012:00 NoonGood Friday Community ServiceJohn F. Linnan, C.S.V.President of Catholic Theological Unionat Chicago, preachingSaturday, April 2111:00 pmThe Great Vigil of EasterPhilip Blac kwellUnited Methodist Foundation Campus Minister,preachingA festive breakfast follows the serviceEaster Sunday, April 2211:00 am.University Religious ServiceBernard O. Brown.Dean of Rockefeller Chapel, preachingThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 17, 1984 —9George StiglerWHPK broadcastsGeorge Stigler’s lecture, “Econom¬ics, the Imperial Science” will bebroadcast on WHPK 88.3 FM today at 5p.m. during Public Affairs.Also of interest. WHPK and the De¬partment of Romance Languages willpresent an afternoon of foreign lan¬guage broadcasts every Wednesdayfrom 4 to 6 p.m. beginning this Wednes¬day.FOTA art theme“Midwestern Civ” is the theme forthis year’s Festival of the Arts art con¬test. All students are encouraged toenter this multi-media event, one ofmany activities planned for the upcom¬ing festival. Entries should be broughtto Ida Noyes Hall Room 210 before May8. Several prizes will be awarded. Noonan tiesBy Ellyn StreedJohn T. Noonan, professor of legalhistory at University of California-Ber-keley, spoke Friday on “the meaningof the Equal Rights Amendment as itrelates to abortion.” Noonan spokefrom US Senate testimony he present¬ed January 24.Noonan demonstrated what he per¬ceives as that relationship by use oflegal cases on different cases in thepast decade. Noonan is the author ofseveral books on the subject, includingPrivate Choice — Abortion in Americain the '70's.Noonan said there is a “wide dis¬parity in view in the ERA camp” on therelationship between ERA and abor¬tion.He cited a Yale Law School professorwho claims abortion has nothing to dowith the ERA, a position which Noonanthinks is ludicrous. Noonan noted theprofessor from Yale has lengthy workson how ERA could affect current USlaws, but added with considerable sar¬casm that the Yale professor main¬tained an “interesting silence” on theissue of abortion.Noonan believes the text of the cur¬rently proposed ERA would “lock”legal, subsidized abortions into federallawj.“Approximately 95 percent of all fed¬eral judges are sympathetic to abor¬tion rights.” and are “zealously com¬mitted to abortion liberty,” Noonansaid.Noonan differentiated between Roevs. Wade legal policy and hypotheticalERA legal policy.“Roe vs. Wade is not respectableconstitutional policy,” Noonan said,adding the decision may eventually beseen as an “aberration.”Noonan believes a ratified ERA withthe implications of Roe, how’ever.would sweep away the “few vestigialrestrictions on abortion rights now”and make legalized, subsidized abor¬HILLEL LECTURELATIN AMERICAN JEWRY:ANTI-SEMITISM AND HUMAN RIGHTSSpeaker: Dr. Carlos Rizowy,Lawyer and Professor, Vice Presidentof Children of Holocaust Survivorsand of Chicaso Action for Soviet Jewry%THURSDAY, APRIL 19 AT 7:00 P.M.AT HILLEL HOUSE - S71S WOODLAWN AVE.I Graduate Studies inj Administration of JusticeCENTER FOR THE STUDY OF CRIME, DELINQUENCYAND CORRECTIONSLaw Enforcement Corrections ResearchA multi-disciplinary program, ranked among the top in the nation, offers opportunities forstudents, with help from faculty advisors, to develop programs tailored to meet their in¬dividual career goals. Studies in research, program evaluation and planning, management,law enforcement, corrections, junvenile justice and counseling prepare students forcareers in SECURITY MANAGEMENT, LAW ENFORCEMENT, ADULT AND JUVENILE CORREC¬TIONS, PROBATION AND PAROLE, COLLEGE TEACHING AND RESERACH.Financial AidAssistantships are available for master's candidates for two semesters; third semesterassistanships are awarded competitively. Both m-state and out-of-state graduate assistantsreceive stipends and tuition waivers for research and teaching service. For information contact;Robert A. Lormskas, graduate coordinator Center for the Study of Crime, Delinquency andCorrections, Southern Illinois University at Carbondale, Carbondale, IL 62901Phone: 618-453-5701L College of Human ResourcesSouthern Illinois University at Carbondale10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984 ERA to abortion on demandtions on demand more readily avail¬able as a common operation, withoutrecognizing “something special” aboutfetal life.Noonan said the ERA was a “need¬ed” amendment, but said in its currentproposed form, judicial interpretationwould have drastic, derogatory effectson the rights of the unborn. The overall focus of Noonan’s talkshowed abortion as a “transparentlydifficult concern,” and that unbornchildren are integrally involved withlegal policy concerning women, specif¬ically the ERA.The U of C Pro-Life Association andthe Federalist Society sponsored Noon¬an’s talk.STAR grants sponsor artists’ workshopsNot-for-profit Illinois organizationsare eligible for matching grantsthrough the Illinois Arts Council’sShort Term Artist Residency (STAR)program.STAR makes it possible to bring inindividual Illinois Professional artiststo conduct workshops, lectures, de¬monstrations, or performances. The residencies usually last from one tofive days, and the STAR program willcover 50 percent of the cost for quali¬fied groups.For more information and an appli¬cation form, contact Mary LeeO’Brian, Artists Services Coordinator,Illinois Arts Council, 111 N. Wabash,Chicago, IL 60602; 793-6750.Help register non-voters this summer“Freedom Summer ’84” is lookingfor 5000 student volunteers to work on acampaign to register one million lowincome voters.Rizowsky to speakDr. Carlos Rizowy will speak April 19at Hillel on “Latin American Jewry:Anti-Semitism and Human Rights.”Rizowy is a lawyer and professor whoreceived his PhD in political sciencefrom the U of C. He is vice-president ofChildren of Holocaust Survivors and ofChicago Action for Soviet Jewry.The talk will begin at 7 p.m. It is co¬sponsored by Hillel and the U of C Stu¬dent UJA Campaign.C 6 Peru” screened‘ Peru,” a 90-minute film of the peo¬ple and wildlife of the Amazon andAndes, will be shown April 19 at theField Museum.The film begins at 1:30 p.m. and isfree and open to the public. The 10-week project, from June 1through August 11, is sponsored by theUnited States Student Association, theNational Student Educational Fund,and Human SERY’E (Service Employ¬ees Registration Y’oter Education)Fund.Freedom Summer Registration sitesinclude California, Connecticut. Co¬lorado, Georgia, Iowa, Missouri, NewJersey, New Mexico. Texas, and Yrir-ginia. For more information, contactIJSSA-SEF at (202)775-8943 or(202)785-1856; or Human SERVE at(212)280-4053.CorrectionLast Friday’s Maroon article “Resi¬dents vote HARC in referendum” in¬correctly implied that the referendumpassed by housing residents April 9was a binding one which will tack a $2fee for social functions onto their quar¬terly housing bills. Rather, the referen¬dum was an advisory, non-bindingvote. 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April 17, 1984—11Softball has six home games this weekendBy Frank LubyAfter another surprising weekend ofplay in Midwest conference softball,the Maroons stand in an ideal positionheading into the heart of their confer¬ence slate later this week. Double-headers on Thursday (St. Norbert),Friday (Ripon College) and Saturday(Lawrence) mean that the Maroons’MACW title chances rest truly in theirown hands.“The players are in a good frame ofmind going into this weekend,” saidMaroon head coach Cheryl Kennedy.She added that “it w ill really be an in¬teresting weekend” because all bu: oneconference doubleheader this seasonhas ended in a split, meaning that mo>tof the conference teams lie bunched be¬hind Beloit (3-1) at the head of thepack. This weekend, St. Norbert, thecoaches’ pre-season favorite, split withTennis takesBy Jane LookThe University of Chicago men'stennis team travelled to Beloit, Wis¬consin. Saturday to face fellow Mid¬west Conference rivals Beloit Collegeand Lake Forest in a triangular meet.Despite fielding a squad that is still onthe mend from injuries, the Maroonsdominated the weekend action, notch¬ing a 6-3 victory over Beloit and crush¬ing Lake Forest, 6-0, in a match haltedby darkness.After watching Beloit manhandleLake Forest in the preceding match,the Maroons cautiously anticipated atough battle against a very strong Be¬loit team. Chicago soon had its fearslaid to rest, as the Maroons displayed agreat team effort featuring spirit andsupport. Posting singles victories forChicago were Jay Woldenberg atnumber one (6-4, 6-4), Mike V’ail atnumber two (6-1, 7-5), number fiveRich Chin (7-5, 6-1), and Phil Moweryat the sixth position (6-2, 6-2). Provid¬ing key victories in doubles were Wol¬denberg and Vail at the first doublesposition (6-3, 6-2) and the third doublesduo of Chin and Mowery (6-4, 6-1).In the second match against LakeForest, Chicago blasted its way to aclean sweep of the singles positions.Woldenberg again won (3-6. 6-4. 6-1 > toadd to his perfect record at first singles<6-0). Vail won at number two (6-1.6-1). Henry Lujan was victorious at the Lawrence, tabbed for last this yearsince the Vikings have never playedfast pitch softball in the conference.Capping the weekend of games, thesoftball and baseball teams will hostParents’ Day with a luncheon prior tothe Lawrence twinbill.The Maroons did not play within theconference over the weekend, as theytravelled downstate to the GreenvilleCollege Invitational. Following a 6-1victory over Olive Nazarene Friday,the UC squad fell to host GreenvilleCollege, 10-0, then lost its first gameSaturday, 5-3, to Concordia (IL). Agame with Olivet on Saturday ended inthe third inning due to the wet field con¬ditions which eventually forced cancel¬lation of the rest of the tournament.Third baseman Dana Howd went 2-for-2 with a walk against Olivet, addinga stolen base and scoring three runs.two at Beloitthird spot (7-5, 6-1), and Clifford Koposted a 6-0, 6-2 win at number four.Chin swept the fifth spot (6-2, 6-3), andMowery dominated the sixth position(6-1, 6-2). Unfortunately, it turned darkbefore the Maroons had a chance tocontinue their onslaught in the doublesspots.So the Maroons boosted their recordto 5-1 in seasonal play. Coach BillSimms commented, “Jay and Mikeeach turned in super performances thisweekend, both in singles and doubles.They are an inspiration to the team.The team really showed a great senseof unity and if people continue to gethealthy, we’ll definitely be in a greatposition for conference.”Finally, Ko. a freshman, had someprovoking thoughts to share. “I believethat when everyone recovers fromtheir injuries, we can be confident thatwe'll have a successful season. Wehave newfound strength in our doublescombinations and as we play more andmore singles matches and acquiremental toughness, we will be a force toreckon with. Gosh, if the women coulddo it...” The Maroons women's tennisteam won the MACW conference meetin the fall.The Maroons faced Elmhurst Col¬lege yesterday (results Friday) andwill travel to the University of Illinoisat Chicago in a make-up match Thurs¬day. Freshman Madelyn Detloff chipped ina pair of singles while going 2-for-4 aswell, to lead a nine-hit Maroon attackthat spread the scoring consistentlyduring the game. The Maroons talliedtwo in the second, one in the fourth, andled 6-0 after six before Mary Childon, inrelief of starting pitcher Karen Kitch¬en, surrendered an unearned run toOlivet in the bottom of the sixth. Olivethad only two hits all afternoon offMaroon pitching.“She always finds a way to get onbase,” said Kennedy of How, whoranked nationally in stolen bases lastyear.Greenville, however, offered Chica¬go its toughest competition all season.Kennedy called Greenville “a fineteam” with a “strong tradition” andthe NAIA school lived up to its billingby crushing the Maroons, 10-0. Green¬ville had two four-run innings, capita¬lizing on seven Maroon errors, whilethe Maroon offense mustered a meagertwo base hits.“They’re a different (type of) team,a different (type of) program,” saidKennedy. “But we can’t give up allIM Scoreboards' >ccer — Men’s UndergraduateLinn 8, Henderson 0Hitchcock 3, Upper Rickert 2Shorey 3. Hale 1Lower Flint 7, Henderson A 0Bishop 2, Tufts 0Ark Royal 3. Hit and Run 2Korean Undergraduates 3, FIJI 2Mildred 11, Dinkleberries 0Men’s GraduateDiana 3. Achilles and the Heels 1Panda 14. Philosophy 3Zamba Pati 3. Basilean FC 2Chemical Biological Warfare 1,I-House 0Women’s UndergraduateCompton 4. Shorey 1Tufts 3, Breckinridge 1Upper Wallace 3. Lower WallaceLynt 1, Thompson 0 those errors and expect to win ballgames.”Chicago claimed an early 3-0 leadSaturday against Concordia, but athree-run sixth eventually gave theConcordia squad the victory, 5-3.Karen Walsh drove home Howd withan RBI base hit, and freshman ArzouAhsan produced another run when shebeat out a bunt. The third run camehome when Helen Gemmill scoredafter Paige Thompson reached on anerror. Defensively, Gemmill had 12 pu-touts on the day.A sacrifice and an RBI single gaveConcordia its two runs in the third, andthree more run-scoring singles ac¬counted for the production in the Con¬cordia sixth. Concordia had two run¬ners score from first on singlesbecause of the worsening field condi¬tions.“The field conditions were less thanoptimal,” said Kennedy. “It was so wetour outfielders were sinking into theground. It made it tough to pick up abase hit and throw someone out.”Whether North Field can handle thegames after the recent wet weatherrests in the hands of Pat Kirby and herstaff, whom Kennedy said “have donea great job” and “have been suppor¬tive of everything we’ve tried to do.”The team travels to Trinity Collegetoday for a pair of games before re¬turning for the big conference swing,and Kennedy said “we really need sup¬port.” The games Thursday begin at 3p.m.. as will Friday’s. Saturday’s con¬tests start at 2 p.m.CorrectionIn Friday’s Maroon one of the twosoftball pictures ran with a captionabout a Wheaton runner being retiredat first base. The actual picture whichappeared is of a Maroon softball playersliding into home against Wheatoncatcher Jody Finch. The pictureplanned to run with the original captiondid not appear. The Maroon regrets theerror.Sports CalendarSoftball — Tuesday, April 17, at Trinity College (2), 3 p.m. and ThursdayApril 19, vs St. Norbert College (2) at Stagg Field, 3 p.m.Men s Tennis Thursday. April 19, at UIC, in a make-up of a previouslyrained out match.Do you have some free time this quarter?Chicago White Sox at homeThe 1984 White Sox Home ScheduleThese are the remaining homegames for the Chicago White Sox dur¬ing Spring Quarter. Comiskey Park,the home of the W’hite Sox, is located at35th street and the Dan Ryan, right offof the Dan Ryan El and two blocks westof a stop on the Howard El.April 13 Balimore — 7:30 May 14 KC Royals — 7:30April 24 Baltimore — 7:30 May 15 KC Royals — 7:30April 27 Boston — 7:30 May 16 KC Royals — 7:30April 28 Boston — 1:30 May 28 Toronto — 1:30April 29 Boston — 1:30 May 29 Toronto — 7:30April 20 New York — 7:30 May 30 Toronto — 7:30May 1 New York — 7:30 June 1 Oakland — 7:30May 2 New York — 7:30 June 2 Oakland — 6:05May 7 Milwaukee — 7:30 June 3 Oakland — 1:30May 8 Milwaukee — 7:30 June 4 Calif. — 7:20May 9 Milwaukee — 7:30 June 5 Calif. — 7:30May 10 Texas — 7:30 June 6 Calif. - 7:30May 11 Texas — 7:30 June 7 Calif. - 7:30May 12 Texas — 3:05 June 8 Minnesota — 7:30May 13 Texas — 6:05 Chicago Cubs at home1984 Cubs Home ScheduleThe games below are the remaininggames for the Cubbies during SpringQuarter. Wrigley Field is located at theAddison stop on the Howard el, about a30-45 minute ride from campus.April 17 ***St. Louis May 18 HoustonApril 18 St. Louis May 19 HoustonApril 19 St. Louis May 20 HoustonApril 20 Pittsburgh May 22 AtlantaApril 21 Pittsburgh May 23 AtlantaApril 22 Pittsburgh May 24 AtlantaMay 4 San Diego May 25 CincinnatiMay 5 San Diego May 26 CincinnatiMay 6 San Diego May 27 CincinnatiMay 7 San Francisco May 28 CincinnatiMay 8 San FranciscoMay 9 Los Angeles ***A11 games, of course, are day gamesMay 10 Los Angeles with 1:30 starting times.-A.12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984mmSt. Norbert cools Maroons twice, 13-1, 3-2Shimkus takes tough loss in second gameBy Don HaslamWhen I asked rightfielder Bob Dick¬ey if the cold weather bothered himSaturday in the Maroons’ conferenceopener against St. Norbert College, hesaid “No, it’s probably the bestweather we’ve played in since comingback from Florida.” Well, even thesultry 40 degree weather and the newsweatshirt-jerseys couldn’t combinefor a win in the doubleheader Saturdayas the Knights swept the Maroons, 13-1and 3-2.Pitcher Tom Weber, now 0-4 for theseason, started the first game and gaveup seven runs on seven hits in the firstthird of an inning. Coupled with theirtwo errors in the field, the Maroonslooked pretty cold. Sophomore CorsonMaley relieved Weber until the fourthinning, when senior captain SteveBarnhart came in to finish the game.Barnhart looked.very strong in relief —he gave up only one hits and no runs —but the 10-run, 5-inning rule ended thegame at 13-1 in the fifth inning.Dennis Werner, Bruce Montella,Tom Novak, and Mike Medina eachcollected a single, and Weber scoredChicago’s lone run in the fourth inning.The first game was really no contestafter Norbert’s big first inning, but thesecond game was an entirely differentstory.Junior John Shimkus pitched an out¬standing game. His curve ball andchange-up perfectly complemented hisfastball and kept the Knights confusedfor the first three innings. Behindstrong showings by “Shimmy” in thefirst two innings, the Maroons took a2-0 lead in the bottom of the second.Novak and Weber (the DH in gametwo) each singled, and freshman Mike Maciejewski laid down a perfect buntthat moved the runners to second andthird. Eric Smith walked to load thebases with only one out. Things lookedgreat for Chicago with Montella at theplate, but he hit a hard grounder toshortstop that looked like a sure doubleplay. Norbert made the play at secondbut overthrew the double play effort atfirst, allowing both Novak and Weberto score. John Gernon grounded out tosecond to close the inning and whatturned out to be the only offense of theday for Chicago. The Maroons wentdown in order over the last five in¬nings.Norbert’s offense came through withits three runs in the top of the fourth.Shimkus got the first batter out, butwalked the second and gave up a dou¬ble to the third. With runners on secondand third, Shimkus struck out the nextbatter and looked like he was going topull off a miracle. But he gave up threesingles and three runs before closingthe inning. All in all, it was a verystrong pitching performance against avery strong team. With just a littlemore offensive punch, Shimkus couldhave pulled off an important win forChicago.In any event, the second game wasan exciting one to watch. Norbert left12 men on base as clever pitching andinfield play kept them from scoring.Also, in the sixth inning Chicago had arunner in scoring position but failed tobring him in.One bright spot on a weak offsensiveday was Werner’s 2-for-5 performanceat the plate. He is leading the teamwith a close to .400 batting average,and came through again Saturday. Healso had a very strong day defensively at the catcher’s spot.The conference season is beginningto take shape now. The conference issplit into two divisions, with Chicago, scores are available on those games.Chicago, at 0-2, needs to win fouragainst Lawrence and Ripon. Riponplays two here at Stagg Field Satur-Eric Smith fields a throw to retire a St. Norbert runner. Norbertswept.Ripon. Lawrence, and St. Norbert com¬prising the North Division. Lawrenceand Norbert split a week ago. so theKnights now stand at 3-1. Lawrenceplayed Ripon on Saturday but no PHOTO BY KC MORRISday. so Chicago can still determine itsown fate.Last year Norbert won the North Di¬vision and Monmouth won the confer¬ence.Maroons beaten at RelaysPHOTO BY KC MORRISCorson Maley fires home to Dennis Werner in Saturday’s firstgame. By Chuck BernardThe U of C men's track team openedtheir outdoor season last weekend atthe Wabash College Relays in Craw-fordsville. Indiana. The meet alsomarked the return of Bob Fisher, a1983 qualifier in the Division III nation¬al 1500 meter championship.Despite a number of fine perfor¬mances, the Maroons were unable toreturn with any relay medals due to theoverwhelming strength and depth ofthe Division I and Division II schoolsthat competed. Butler College, IndianaCentral University, and Rose-Hullmancaptured a substantial number ofawards.Although the U of C did not collectany awards, the team managed toscore points in a number of events.Foremost among these efforts was thefifth place of the Distance Medley.John Seykora opened the race, whichconsists of a lead-off half mile, aquarter mile, a three-quarter mile, anda mile anchor leg. in 2:00.4 over a halfmile while Reggie Mills covered thequarter in 51.2. Bob Fisher then closeda 20 meter deficit by the second lap ofhis three. With approximately 300meters remaining, Fisher lifted andgave the team its first lead cruising toa 3:09.1. Unfortunately, Aaron Rourkewas not able to preserve the lead as hedid not receive enough time to recoverfrom his effort in the Sprint Medley<200, 200, 400, 800) which was heldabout 30 minutes bofore the DM.game. w —Off thp IM Wirp ~Soccer in fu"smlngV/ll IIIC 11 *1 VV II —you can help our coverageThe soccer season went into full swing last week Undergraduates similarly escaped FIJI, 3-2. In the rwith every team playing at least one game. Eventu- other independent division, Mildred pasted the Dink- pnllir tKrv urill Aiilrr.inofo urith furo nlaxmffc in lnhnrrinc 1 1 t r\ nnr»n Timo/ioir Coin n “I was happy with it.” commentedFisher about his time. “I didn’t feelgood so I just sat on it.” With 300meters remaining Fisher decided tolift it home to surprise and overpowerthe front-runners.The Shot Put Relay also performedwell. Anthony Casnman’s 42-6 1/4paced the team to a combined distanceof 122-7 1/2 and 5th place.“This is very encouraging.” re¬marked Cashman. “I’d been slumpingsince before the conference meet andthere were no signs that the droughtwould end. Now I want 44.”Dave Abbott also threw well, record¬ing his first toss ever over 40 with the 16lb. ball. Abbott tossed the orb 40-8 3/4.Several other athletes recorded per¬sonal bests. Over 400 meters, bothMark Giffen and John Seykora scoredPB's with 51.2 and 51.8 respectively.“It was a good team effort againstDivision II schools.” asserted coachTed Haydon. “It was our first chanceto compete in good weather, too.”Haydon hopes to obtain a better ideaof how his team will fare against Divi¬sion III competition when the teamtravels to the Ecumenical Invitationalnext week at Illinois Wesleyan. Divi¬sion III powerhouses such as NorthCentral, Wheaton. Augustana. andLoyola will be present.The freshmen and sophomores com¬pete today at 4 p.m. at Stagg Field inthe Frosh-Sophs and Junior CollegesRelavs.The soccer season went into full swing last weekwith every team playing at least one game. Eventu¬ally the season will culminate with two playoffs inwhich the top two teams from each division will beable to participate along with an additional two wild¬card teams picked from the undergraduate resi¬dence leagues. Further details will appear in this col¬umn towards the end of the season.In men’s undergraduate play, Linn destroyed Hen¬derson B, 8-0, establishing their position as the teamto beat in the Monday-Wednesday residence division.In other divisional play, Hitchcock edged UpperRickert, 3-2, in a tight, come-from-behind contest,while Shorey outlasted Hale, 3-1.Tufts was narrowly defeated by Bishop, 2-0, in theTuesday-Thursday division, in a game highlightedby the play of goalies Stu McDermott from Bishopand Josh Breslav of Tufts. Lower Flint, meanwhile,shutout Henderson A, 7-0, to cap a miserable weekfor the two Henderson teams, who have been out-scored by the opposition, 15-0.In the perhaps most evenly balanced division, ArkRoyal, of the Monday-Wednesday independent divi¬sion, squeezed by Hit and Run, 3-2, while the Korean Undergraduates similarly escaped FIJI, 3-2. In theother independent division, Mildred pasted the Dink-leberries 11-0 to open Tuesday-Saturdav playDiana, one of the favorites in the Tuesday-Fridavgraduate division, defeated Achilles and the Heels.3-1. Panda, of the Thursday-Saturday league, devas¬tated Philosophy, 14-3, while Zamba Pati edged Ba-silean FC, 3-2, on penalty kicks after regulation.Chemical Biological Warfare defeated I-House, 1-0.In women’s undergraduate competition, Comptonbeat Shorey, 4-1, and Tufts defeated Breckinridge,3-1, in the Friday-Saturday division. Meanwhile, inthe Tuesday-Thursday league. Upper Wallace shut¬out Lower Wallace in an inter-W’oodward contest,while Lynt edged Thompson.Intramural softball will work in a combined laddertournament and weekend mini-tournament format.In ladder tournament play, teams in a division areinitially seeded and are allowed to challenge a teamone or two spaces above them. If the lower teamwins, the two teams exchange places, with the toptwo teams at the end of the regular season (with a minimum of three games played) qualifying for theplayoffs. The weekend mini-tournaments will consistof single elimination play with a yet undecidednumber of teams qualifying for the playoffs. Winnersfrom both tournaments will be combined in a singleplayoff to determine the eventual champions, inmen’s, women s, and co-ed competition.Archery and horseshoes will work in a ladder tour¬nament format similar to softball’s. For more infor¬mation, check with the IM Department in Ida Noyes,room 203.* * * *In an effort to improve coverage of IM competi¬tion, I welcome any input in the form of game sum¬maries noting turning points, key players, key plays,etc., ideas for stories, photographs, and informationon important upcoming games and rivalries. Pleaseleave material, and a name and telephone numberwhere you may be reached, in my mailbox in thebasement of Reynolds Club. Deadline is noon Fridayfor the following Tuesday’s column. No guaranteeson what will be printed, but I will do my best.Shong Chow JThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 17, 1984—13The Sea Lion (Rowland V. Lee, 1921)Even though Rowland V. Lee may bebest known for Zoo in Budapest, this isno animal picture. The “sea lion” isNels Nelson (Hobart Bosworth), acruel and embittered captain of a whal¬ing ship. What’s bothering him? Howabout, a) his wife left him twenty yearsago, b) he’s adopted a worthless spend¬thrift (Emory Johnson), c) the ship isrunning out of fresh water, d) the crewis about to rebel? The Answer: none ofthe above. He’s picked up a beautifulcastaway (Bessie Love) on a South Seaisland. She can't be more than a teen¬ager, she looks just like his wife — waita minute. Could she be his wife’sdaughter? If so, here’s his chance forrevenge. Tues., April 17, at 7:15 p.m.$2.50 DOC.The Captain Hates the Sea (LewisMilestone, 1934) Sure it’s got the ThreeStooges and Alison Skipworth on acruise ship, but don’t think its the LoveBoat. Bored with the briny deep andstill more bored by his dinner guestsand their disgusting romantic in¬trigues, Captain Walter Connelv needsa vacation. As a detective on the trackof stolen bonds held by Helen Vinson, Victor McLaglen can’t afford one.Then there’s John Gilbert, who’s drunk— so drunk, in fact, that this was hislast picture. Directed by Lewis Mile¬stone, photographed by Joseph August,Captain Hates the Sea is moody, atmo¬spheric, strange, funny, with (in Fer¬guson’s words) “everything but theBronx telephone directory.” Tues.,April 17 at 8:30 p.m. $2.50. DOC.Easter Parade (Charles Walters, 1948)Forget the plot. Or the at-times unin¬telligible dialogue. Easter Parade is aglorious ensemble of 17 Irving Berlintunes, brought nimbly to the screen bythe world’s most graceful screen-star,Fred Astaire, his high-stepping dancepartner, Ann Miller, and his fast-as¬cending ingenue, Judy Garland. It’sthe kind of film Dolly Parton and Syl¬vester Stallone would like to make —the frothy tale of a musical comedystar (Astaire), abandoned by hispartner (Miller) to go solo, and his de^termined effort to turn a chorus girl(Garland) into a superstar. And tothink the parts almost went to GeneKelly and Cyd Charisse (both broketheir legs before shooting)! Wed., Apr.18 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2 — PFThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorCliff GrammichEditor electJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews Editor Sondra KruegerFeatures EditorFrank LubySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal Editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorChris ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn. Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie Bierman. Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber. Paul Flood. Don Haslam, Edward Hernstadt,Keith Horvath. Victor King. John Kotz, Michael Kotze, Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane. Nath¬an Schoppa, Geoff Sherry, Ellyn Streed. Bob Travis. Donna Tritter. Pickpocket (Robert Bresson, 1959) is adrama about a thief — his techniques,motives, and secret existence. Looselymodeled after Crime and Punishment,this is the story of an insignificant manwho drifts into crime and finally findsgrace in a prison cell. “Pickpocket rep¬resents one of the four or five greatdates in the history of the cinema.” —Louis Malle. Thurs. April 19 at 7:30 &9:30 p.m. International House. $2 —BTOn Dangerous Ground (Nicholas Ray,1951) Robert Ryan, a frustrated, lone¬ly, and embittered detective, has nocompassion for mankind. Nor doesWard Bond, the revenge-crazed fatherof a murdered schoolgirl. Who will findthe killer first? The manhunt leadsRyan to a lonely ranch, where unex¬pectedly he falls in love with the mur¬derer’s blind sister (Ida Lupino, whomay have directed part of the filmwhen Ray fell ill). Is she protecting herbrother or will she be the next victim?Ray sustains this glossy thriller withstark suspense and furious action. Ber¬nard Herrman (Citizen Kane; Psycho;Taxi Driver) wrote the score, includingthe ferocious “Death Hunt” section inwhich eight solo French horns yelp andbay like dogs in mad pursuit of theirprey. Thurs., April 19 at 8:00 p.m.$2.50. DOC.Word is Out (Mariposa Film Group,1978) Hailed as “myth-shattering”when it first appeared, this is the by¬now famous documentary whichmoves from Boston to New Mexico toSan Francisco in a series of twenty-sixinterviews with gay men and women.The film is an extraordinary landmarkmovie, humorously and surprisinglyupsetting conventional stereotypes about homosexuality as it covers ev¬eryone from a lesbian “housewife” tothe all-around “boy-next-door.” Whilethe film is usually by turns stirring andwitty, its interest these days maymainly lie with straights. The directorsvery much want to demonstrate thatgays and lesbians lead content and ful¬filled (which the film regularly definesas “monogamous”) lives. Still, this isan injpressive and highly entertainingdocument, and given the low' level ofconsciousness about gay issues amongstraights at the moment, it may stillcome across as revolutionary to anumber of viewers. Very much recom¬mended. Sponsored by the UC Gay andLesbian Alliance (GALA). Thurs., Apr.19, at 8:30 p.m. $1.50 — IKScarface (Howard Hawks, 1932) Per¬haps the best film of its genre. Scar-face depicts the rise and fall of gang¬ster Tony Camonte (Paul Muni).Loosely based on the life of A1 Capone,Hawks’ picture reflects the public dis¬gust with the rampant crime and wan¬ton violence associated with the mobs.The film’s gritty moralism echoes thenewspaper headlines of the period,filled with bold outrage and more thana hint of morbid fascination. Hawkseven adopts the print media’s practiceof placing an “X” in scenes showingmurdered mobsters. Just as Tony’ssuccess is a miscreant celebration ofthe American Dream, his inevitablefailure is a damning indictment of itsexcesses. Hawks’ message is stark andviolent, yet it remains vital, as can beseen by the film’s recent and vastly in¬ferior remake. Thurs., Apr. 19 andSun., April 22 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2 —DGMAROON962-9555IT’S NOT TOO LATE!©Ije^JetuJJorkSPECIAL LOW RATES FORCAMPUS DELIVERY!Special low rates for campus delivery of TheNew York Times are now available at 30% off thesingle-copy price. This discount rate of 35* percopy is good only for weekday and Saturdaypapers. Sunday papers are available on a subscrip¬tion basis also, but no discount is given.Papers will be delivered by 8:00 a.m. on the dayof publication to dorms, faculty offices and dropboxes.Delivery can be guaranteed for the first day ofdelivery on Apr. 23 only if payment is received byApr. 20. Delivery for orders received after Apr. 23will begin within 3 days and refunds will be grantedin cases of overpayment.Spring Term ends: 6/9/84M-F $12.25M-Sat. $14.70M-Snn. $29.70Sun. only $15.00 NameAddressPhonePIcim make checks payable to Brian WoitoMail this slip to:Brian Woito5441 S. RidgewoodChicago, IL 60615or call241-6896"■ ; Apartment Shopping?Choice Hyde Park Locations!1022 E.Hyde Park Boulevard'3 rooms, heat, stove,refrigerator and hotwater, furnished.$330.00 month.—5212 Cornell2.5 room and studioapartments available forimmediate occupancy,hni w/itpr piprtrirUCul, Hvl "OvCI , wiCLUand cooking gas includedin rent Store andrefrigerator, furnished.$290.00 month, adultsonly, no pets. —5100 Cornell—Studio apts $290.00month1 bedroom apts $370.00monthStove, refrigerator, heat,hot water, cooking gasand electric included.1026 E.—Hyde Park Boulevard4 rooms, heat, hotwater, stove, andrefrigerator, furnished$400.00 month.5120 S. Harper-2.5 room3.5 room$275.00 month$360.00 monthStove, refrigerator,heat and hotwater, furnished. p-OFF STREET PARKING!5228 CornellOutside $30 month;Garage $60 month.“55th & Everett—4 room, 1 bedroom, livingroom, dining room andkitchen, heat, hot water,stove and refrigerator,furnished.$410.00 month, adultsonly, small pet ok..The Sack Realty Company, Inc.1459 east hyde park boulevardChicago, Illinois 60615 • 684-890014—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 17, 1984SPACEAccepting app. for studios avail beg. May 1.Quiet, non smoking grad stud pref. 241-6875leave mess. 667 5153. 3:00 to8:00pm.Summer Sublet: 5462 S. Woodlawn/2bedroom/Sate building/Dishwasher/Washer &Dryer/Rent negotiable/Call 493-3104ELEGANT2 BEDROOMCONDOEnd unit, lots of Sun, Lg. rooms and closets,Exposed wood, Levolor blinds, Washer &Dryer, Secure parking, 52nd & Greenwood,Avail. July $62,500. Phone Tom 962 7292(D) 643-3011.(E)lbr in 3br apt 54th & Kimbark. Laundry inbldg, close to Mr. G, sunporch $150. Until June15. 624-3145Carol.IN GORGEOUS CLASSIC BLDG in integratedSo. Shore on Drive, 1 bedroom excellent security & upkeep, cptd, heat, has stove & refrig, bybus, train & lake, laundry, sun deck, May 1 ornow, ideal for single, $320. 221 6606.Studios, one, two & 3 Bedrms some Lake viewsHeat included. Laundry facilities. Parkingavailable. 5°o Student Discounts. HerbertRealty. 684 23339-4:30 Mon Fri.LIKE LIVING IN A RESORT IN THE ClTY—Cozy, corner 2 bd. co op steps from tennis, jogging, bike paths, beach, buses, I.C.Very secure vintage elev. bldg., mostly prof,people, 78th & the lake. Good Parking. $22, 900with some owner financing or S9,900 cash. 3757435.Hyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark 7 rm-4br/nrshops trans/cpt (Heat, hot water) quiet $550752-5146.2/3 BR condo for sale by owner. Oak floors,dishwasher, washer/dryer. Near 54th & Dor¬chester. $59,000. 667-5258 eves.BEVERLY SHORES, IN. LAKE FRONTHOME 4yr old Bilevel - 3 bdrm - Keck Arch.ANN CARLSON REAL ESTATE (219) 872 4636or (219) 872-4811.Summer Sublet 2Bed turn. RENT NEGOT.avail fr June to mid Sept. 1369 E Hyde Pk Call667-4476.Six-room house May 1 to Sep 20. $450 a monthplus utilities. Conditions Negotiable. Childlessuniv couple preferred.APARTMENT SUBLET OR RENT mid June-July 1. 55th Blackstone (Blackstone Villa) 3 1/2rooms I BR fully furnished carpeted, faces sunny courtyard laundry room, clean quiet safevery well maintained bldg 1 blk to coop 2 blksto 1C. 955-4823.2 BR APT May-Sept sublet/fall option/D busstores close/$335 mo inc heat appliances/Wellkept. 53rd 4- Kenwood Call 288 4234 pets ok!HOUSE FOR SALE : charming freestand. hse.centr H.Pk. Ray Sch. 7 rm w Ige bright kitch &pantry; 3 full bthr, 1 en suite w giant marbletub fnshd bsmt. Dbl gar. frnt. grdn. back/sidegrassed yards childpr. w sndbx. patio. NEWhot wtr tank wiring, cntl heat/A. cond. syst.skylt. storm drs/wndw. pol oak firs, move incond. $165,000 288-8177 aft. 7.Available JUNE 1: apt in EAST HYDE PARK,lbr. SAFE bldg., Mgr. on Premises. Furnishedor unf $450/month, inc Utilities 1-yr. lease.Near 1C, on Bus Route. Call (eves) 241 5265.Grad student to share beautiful 2bt apt, nearlake, shopping, bus, $245, avail May 1. Subletw/option, 324 2920.Hyde Park Condo 2 BR 2 BA Duplex. Newrehab, w/w cpt, den w fpl, dshwshr, sunnysouth win dkylt. Must see 82,000 or rent for720/mo incl util Avail May 1.962-1292/288-5732.SUBLET June Sept. Furnished 1 Bdrm,Secure Hi Rise, Beautiful, Lake View. 324 1660.SUNNY large well furnished 1 bedroom apartment to rent. June 1st for summer or longer.Move in 20 May. 53rd & S Hyde Park$450/month. Phone 324 7611 or 962 9583 (work)SUPERB APT FOR SUMMER Big lbr,gorgeous inside & out, fully furnished greatlocation (57 & Dorch) rent negotiable Eric:241 7683ROOM in beautiful apt May 1 furnished 55thand Univ. 200/month no roaches call Kathy 955-1589.HELP!!! Sublet my LG 4rm apt Nr Lake onEverett $410/mo avail immed! Call Maureenwork: 962 1700 (Iv message) home 643 5642.Terrific SUMMER SUBLET: Safe, clean,light. 1 br less than $300/mo. Hardwood firs,furnished, laundry fac; on bus rts, 1C 684 2727.SPACE WANTEDCouple sk Ige APT TOWNHOUSE w yard forlate Spring or Fall. Call Walter at 962 3200x370.Studio or 1 BR to $350/month, for mid May orthereafter. Want to secure place soon Pleasecall 241 7015FOR SALEDodge Van for sale. Slantsix (cylinder), 15 20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $600. Bill 493 9122SIMMONSFULLSIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt. & box. Brandnew, stilj wrapped. Value $325 sell for $95. Freeframe & "delivery. 883 8881.Must sell! 74 Buq, engine qood, body needswork, $600 call eves aft. 8pm, 268 4564. 78 Chevette, 4 door, good tires, stick shift.41,000 certified miles. $1800. 493-9122AGFA FILM SALE3 rolls Agfachrome 200 reg $25.00 spec $1495MODEL CAMERA 1342 E 55th St.PEOPLE WANTEDTEST YOURSELF. Can you manage your timeproductively? Work 2 4 hrs/wk consistently?Are you success oriented? Self motivated?Marketing position available on campus. 1 800243 6679.Jackson Pk Sailboat has space for 4 m/f crew,w'ends May to Nov. some overnite. No $, butlots of beer, fun and work on club races Mayconsid depen novice, no smok aboard. 651-2843I'm looking for a COMMODORE 64 PROGRAMMER who knows graphics andassembly language. Part-time help is neededfor a special project. Call Curtis at 312 895-1079or 219 923 6166.Director for Hyde Park Preschool Centre Mustmeet state licensing requirements in trainingand experience. Position available immediately. For info call Ann Kieran 955 3504.GOVERNMENT JOBS. S8,342 $75,177/year.For Information call 805-687-6000 Ext. R 7000(Call refundable).Established Greeting Card Company seekscartoonists, writers, illustrators. Humor ourspecialty. Send samples to Box 418, Rockport,ME 04856. SASE required for return of samplesand/or guidelines.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.Babysitter for two young children for occasional nights, days 324-5171.People needed for study on drug effects onmood and perception. Only commonlyprescribed drugs used. Pays $50. Call 962-8846SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE Processor/Typist/Editor: 3630522PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM WordProcessor Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Packing and Loading services. Many other services. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962 6263.TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables All Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667 8657.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep-Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341 3660.Professional Word Processor (IBM) 363-0522.Passport Photos while U wait.Model Camera, 1342 E 55th. 493 6700FAST FRIENDLY TYPING Resumes,papers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594-2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 6846882General and legal typing services.Prompt pick-up and delivery.Contact Vistoria Gordon (752 1983)LARRY'S MOVING SERVICE. Van, manpower, LOWEST RATES in Chicago Callanytime, 743 1353.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924 1152.SCENESYou May Be Missing The BEST BREAKFASTIN Hyde Park. The Medici on 57th Street is nowserving breakfast. We serve breakfast from7:30 to 11:30 every weekday. Hot from theoven Croissants, Omlets, Waffles, PancakesEggsetera - and our incredible coffee, ofcourse. We look forward to making yourbreakfast. Tasty One!!!KADIMA present an Introduction to the Symbols. Rituals, and Ideas of the Passover SederThursday, April 19, 5:15 pm, Cobb 107, $3.50. Alight supper will be served. Call Rebecca at288 8032 by April 15.WRITERS'WORKSHOP Plaza 2 8377.Les Beaux Parleurs: Meeting Thursday, April19, Ida Noyes. To discuss Emballage PerduBand.Department of Geography's Salisbury CirclePresents “Lebanon: Cultural Geography andCultural Conflict" by Marvin Mikesell U of CProfessor of Geography 4:00pm Wed APRIL18. Pick 319.LOST AND FOUNDFOUND: Camera and case, third floor Cobb, Tues. April 10 to identify and claim, call Tad at684 6533 after 11 PM.NOT FEELINGAS HOT AS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm 7am at 753 1777.ANXIOUS?SEEKING TREATMENT?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof drug preference. Participants will alsoreceive $60.00 in return for their participationin the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age. Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs at therapeutic doses. Call962-3560 for information or to volunteer. MonFri, 10:30am 3:00pm.LESBIAN? GAY?GALA holds a Discussion/Coffeehouse everyTue. at 9pm at 5615 S. Woodiawn. Friends foodconversation in unpressured setting 962 9734.LONELYOR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm-11:30pm, Fri-Sat: 4pm12:30am.SOFTWARE PUBLISHINGI'm looking for someone with experience insoft ware publishing to assist, on a part-timebasis, in aspects of production and marketingof a series of software packages. Call Curtis at312 895 1079 or 219-923 6166IHCOFFICER ELECTIONSAll persons planning to live in the housingsystem and commuters are eligible. Nominations for presidency, VP (the HARC Chair) andSec/Treswill be held at April 17th Meeting inHarpet 284 at7:30. A candidate may nominatehimself; an IHC second is necessary. Electionswill be held at the May 1 IHC meetingAARON FRICKEAaron Fricke author of Reflections of aRockLobster, will be speaking on ''Growing UpGay" Fri April 20, Ida Noyes at 2:30. There willbe a reception afterwards. Sponsored byGALA.BABYSITTER/COMPANIONNine year old boy wants interesting babysit¬ter/companion after school (3-6:00 usually) 3to 5 days per week. Having a car is big asset.Position can continue thru summer. Compensation attractive. Good position for male orfemale student or spouse. E venings 493 1066WORD IS OUT!GALA will be showing the film, "Word is Out"in Ida Noyes, Thurs April 19 at 8:30 PM. Thefilm is a documentary which deals frankly andcomprehensively with coming out issues.BEAT A PATHPATHFINDERSTOASTMASTERSis looking for ebullient individuals interested inthe art of public speaking Absolutely NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. Bring your desireto learn to Cobb Hall. Room 110, on Wednesday, April 18 and May 2 and 16, or call 753-0330for information.I-HOUSE SPEAKERSERIESState Representative Barbara Flynn Curriewill speak on "Mechanics of the AmericanElectoral Process" on Wednesday, April 18,7:30pm Homeroom, 1414 E. 59th Street.UNIX SYSTEM VIf you would like your on campus minicomputer (VAX, HP 9000, PDP/11) included in theUniversity's Education Source License forUnix System V, please contact Hal Bloom atINSTITUT MEDITERRANEEN□’INITIATION A LA CULTUREFRANCAISE•INTENSIVE French courses at all levelsall ages. min. 16 March-October, PROGRAMS for 3,4, 8 + weeks.SOCIO-CULTURAL activities, excusrions,cine-club, dance classes extra•INTERNATIONAL atmosphere-TUITION, Room & Board from $629CONTACT' Dr Janice Etzkowiti, USA Rep.303 West 66 StreetNew York. N Y. 10023(212) 724 5823 962 7155 for further details. This applies tosystems which will be used foracademic/educational purposes onlyKNIFE INTHE WATERSee Roman Polanski's first film KNIFE INTHE WATER tomorrow at 8 00pm in IdaNoyes Library Admission $2 00 Sponsored byPASU.PASUCome see KNIFE IN THE WATER (RomanPolanski's first film) tomorrow at 8:00 in IdaNoyes Library (1st floor). Admission $2.00.Sponsored by the Polish American StudentUnion.FOLK DANCEFESTIVALThe U of C Spring Folk Festival featuresFrench Canadian teacher Camille Brochu andBalkan expert Dennis Boxell. Danceworkshops are at Ida Noyes, Fri Apr 27 8pm,and Sat & Sun Apr 27 28 at 9am, 10:30, 1:30, and3. party Sat at 8pm Cost $4/3.50 per workshopor $28/22 for weekend. For more info, call Tom363 52l4or John 324 1247.PEACE MARCHCome help organize. The Chicago Mother'sDay Walk For Peace is May 13. Thursday April19 at 7:00 in Cobb 501. There will be a meetingto organize Hyde Park participation in themarch. 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