The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 46 The University of Chicago ^Copyright 1984CARE sweeps over DEMOND17 /"''l 5 a - .— _ . .By Cliff GrammichChris Hill and Rick Szesnyled the CARE (CAmpus RE-form) slate to a sweep in thisweek’s elections for StudentGovernment executive officepositions. Hill beat DEMON’SMark Woo for president, andSzesny outdistanced three op¬ponents to gain reelection asFinance Committee chair.Other CARE winners includ¬ed Bradford Smith for vice-president, Christina Gomez for treasurer, and Sonya Quijadafor secretary. All five CAREcandidates seeking seats onthe Student-Faculty/Adminis¬tration court also won.Tim Wong, current SG vice-president and chairman of theElections and Rules Commit¬tee, said the turnout was “oneof the heaviest ever.” Headded that many students whonormally do not take an inter¬est in SG apparently voted inthese elections.The winning CARE slate. Clockwise from top left, ChrisHill, Rick Szesny, Brad Smith,Sunnie Quijada, and ChrisGomez.Residents vote HARCin referendumBy Jeffrey TaylorDormitory residentscampus-wide have approved areferendum that will tack a $2fee for social functions ontotheir quarterly housing bills.Initiated by the experimen¬tal Housing Activities Re¬source Council (HARC), thereferendum will provide fund¬ing for social functions involv¬ing two or more dorms ofhouses within the housing sys¬tem. Its passage guaranteesthe continued existence of acommittee similar to HARC.HARC was established lastfall for a one-year trial period.By the end of the 1983-84 schoolyear its 10 members will dis¬burse a total of $2540, a grantfrom the Office of StudentHousing, for interdormevents.Daniel Abrams, BlackstoneHall representative to HARCand to the Inter-House Council(IHC), said “I think it’s verygood that the referendumpassed. The next thing to be re¬solved is the structure of nextyear’s committee.”“The structure of HARC isvery important,” he said, “be¬cause it will determine howfunds are distributed.” Abrams said dormitory or¬ganizations, notably the Shore-land Council, insist HARC’scurrent structure does not fair¬ly represent the number of stu¬dents in their halls. Thesegroups favor an interdorm so¬cial committee, he noted, butsay it must correspond instructure to the number of res¬idents in each dorm. HARCcurrently is composed of onerepresentative from eachcampus dorm, regardless ofresident numbers.“The Shoreland containssomething like 35 percent of allhousing residents,” Abramssaid “They want a setup thatgives them more representa¬tion.”But Shoreland Council Presi¬dent Elizabeth Macken saysthe issue of representation issecondary to “a more funda¬mental concern for account¬ability.” She says the newcommittee should be restruc¬tured with an eye for decreas¬ing the “secrecy” of its opera¬tion.Macken added that the $2 feereferendum passed by a smallmargin among a low voterturnout.continued on page tenInside►Women’s track winsChicagolandChampionshippage 1 7 According to Wong, CAREand DEMON competed closelyfor the undergraduate vote,while CARE carried large ma¬jorities in returns from votesin graduate polling places.Hill said he was “verypleased” by the sweep, addingthat he was worried aboutSzesny’s race.PHOTO BY JEFF TAYLORMark Woo“Rick is one of the most un¬derrated and over-malignedpersons on this campus.” Hillsaid. “I’m glad the studentsacknowledged the fine job hewas doing.”The usually loquaciousSzesny said, “For the firsttime in quite a while, I’m at aloss for words.” He added thathe was “quite pleased” withthe results.Hill expressed satisfactionwith CARE’s strength amonggraduate students.“The graduate studentsvoted for us because they rea¬lized we were the only group ofcandidates who understoodwhat SG is and can do,” hesaid. “SG should be a force forstudents on this campus. Thereare services we can provide,issues we can raise hell about,and I can’t wait to start.”Hill will succeed current SGPresident Joe Walsh. The Chicago Maroon Friday, April 13, 1984in SG electionsStudent Government Election ResultsPresidentMark Woo (DEMON) 396Chris Hill (CARE) 630Vice-PresidentBradford Smith (CARE) 559Marcus Asner (DEMON) 445TreasurerMary Jo Pittner (DEMON) 382Christina Gomez (CARE) 622SecretaryNewton Hall (DEMON) 481Sonya Quijada (CARE) 534Finance Committee ChairJulius Santise 64Guy Yasko (DEMON) 341Wing Keung Arthur Chan 72Rick Szesny (CARE) 554Student-Facuity/Administration Court(6 elected)Cezar Moya Simeon 418Dan Monteith 388Geoffrey Dunaway (CARE) 548Kathryn Kleiman (CARE) 591Rita Walter 441Derek Jeffreys (CARE) 573Michael Fitzgerald (CARE) 568Steve Levitan (CARE) 536Amesiitmeift number l, ondon Court: 605, or 75.5 percent, yes; 106Amendment number X on college resitsentation: 520, or 66,2 percent, yes; 266Amendment number 3, on the numbAssembly: 563, or 74.6 percent yes; 102 no.Amendment number 4, on Financetions; 579, or 68.7 percent, yes;iStigler evaluates economicsBy John KotzGeorge J. Stigler, in thisQuarter’s first W’oodwardCourt Lecture, spoke about theemerging role of economicanalysis in such fields as law,history, sociology, and politics.Stigler, a Nobel laureate andauthor of numerous books and For example, Adam Smithused economics to explain w hymerchants would destroy im¬ported spices on incomingships to increase prices — andprofits — in England.Another example of econom¬ics analysis in history is the ex¬planation of the emergence ofGeorge Stigler at Tuesday’sarticles, sees economics as in¬creasingly branching intoother areas due to the ability ofeconomists to »ee relationshipswhich may not be apparent tospecialists in these fields. PHOTO BY DONNA TRITTERWoodward Court Lectureslavery in the 17th century,when white indentured ser¬vants were replaced by blackslaves in the laoor market.In sociology, economicslooks on crime as a profession. It explains criminal behavioreconomically in answeringsuch questions as: does capitalpunishment deter murder?Older thinking saw murder asan act created in passion. Itstressed the emotional, irratio¬nal factors affecting the crimi¬nal.Current thinking placesmore emphas:s on economicfactors. Statistics show thatthere have been 7-8 lessmurders due to every execu¬tion. Why? The higher theprice of something the less itwill be demanded.Economists see marriage asa rational act by which bothparties seek to maximize in¬come. It becomes more effi¬cient for married people to di¬vide responsibilities accordingto abilities. By combining thestrengths of each, they createmore total wealth than eachhad to begin with.Stigler said this kind of effi¬ciency is very ingrained inhuman behavior. “Even when .people go for walks.” he said,“they take shortcuts.” Incourtship, you’ll get a betterdeal if you search the marketlonger.Religious values, languages,and changes in ethical values,such as the emancipation ofslaves, can all be better ex¬plained by combining econom¬ics with traditional research inthese fields.continued on page ten-f;,' ■r- vUHI m_. .' ~• VThe College Internship Support program willmake available grants of up to $800.00 forthe Summer quarter of 1984. Grants areavailable to students who wish to pursue aninternship with a not-for-profit organization(e.g., government agencies, cultural agen¬cies, community service organizations), andfor whom such an experience will representa cost of foregone income from another jobor newly incurred expenses.Applications must include a statement, notexceeding 2 pages in length, describing theorganization where they plan to intern, adiscussion of how the activity fits into theireducational plans, and an explanation ofcosts incurred. A letter of support from theagency is also required.Applications should be submitted to theAssociate Dean of the College, Harper 241,no later than Friday, May 11.ssmw,^°Va\v4/,^V# o^v• V.‘ - fc -:■ v';/d .i.sMfW;- - ■<■ * ,, $$& - **,4' .......:■ '.2—The Chicago Maroon -Friday, April 13, 1984 '• IS*)^Q2^c<lJkjj^rcJZxaw .Uj J2kiI Oau&l<*c: LACit at \cnCongratulationsto the winners of the Morton*Murphy Award for outstandingcontribution to extracurricularlife during Winter Quarter, 1984Michael Kotze School OrganizationCollege DOC/Gilbert &SullivanTasso Kaper College Debate/HotlineJoshua Hornick Law School Law SchoolFolliesMargaret Mitchell Divinity Divinity SchoolSchool AssociationOmbudsmen soughtThe University is seeking applicantsfor the post of Student Ombudsman forthe 1984-85 academic year. Applica¬tions from individual students are wel¬come, as well as recommendationsfrom individual students or other stu¬dent groups. Applications should takethe form of a letter and should be sub¬mitted to the Office of the Dean of Stu¬dents by April 23.The Student Ombudsman is a part-time salaried official of the University.He or she should be willing to take onlya partial academic program in order tohave sufficient time to serve as Om¬budsman, and among undergraduatecandidates, preference will be given tothose students entering their senioryear.Art displayed at HillelModern works of graphic arts fromIsrael will be on display through May 9at Hillel.The 28 pieces include works from Mi¬chael Argov, Pinkhas Cohen Gan,Moshe Hoffman, Ziva Lieblich, NoemiSmilansky, Igael Tumarkin, and GadUllman. The exhibit is open to the pub¬lic whenever Hillel House is open: M-F9 to 5, Saturday 9:30 to 1 p.m., and Sun¬day 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. The exhibition ispresented in cooperation with the Con¬sulate General of Israel in Chicago.Jack speaks on prizeHomer A. Jack will speak on“Thoughts on Receiving the NiwanoPeace Prize,” Sunday at 7 p.m. at 5701S. Woodlawn Ave.Jack, recently retired as Secretary-General of the World Conference on Re¬ligion and Science, is currently minis¬ter of the Lake Shore UnitarianUniversalist Society in Winnetka.The Niwano Peace Foundation inTokyo cited Jack’s work for “morethan four decades of far-reachingpeace activities, always rooted in the spirit of religlious tolerance.” Jack isthe first United States citizen to receivethe prize. Last year’s winner was Arch¬bishop Helder Camara of Brazil.Jack was one of the founders of theCongress of Racial Equality, andworked with Dr. Martin Luther KingJr. in the civil rights movement. Jackhelped set up the Committee on Disar¬mament at the United Nations, and wasdirector of Social Responsibility for theUnitarian Universalist Association.' Jack is a graduate of Cornell Univer¬sity and Meadville/Lombard Theologi¬cal School.Spring field tripsSpring-time field trips to various Chi-cago-area scientific and industrial siteswill be offered by the Museum ofScience and Industry, beginning April13.The first trip will include a visit to theCity of Chicago’s Northwest Waste-to-Energy Facility. Future trips will go tothe Illinois Railway Museum and takea ride on the Wendella Clipper.For information on fees, registration,and dates, call the Education Depart¬ment at 684-1414.Diabetes camp apps.’ Applications are now available forthe American Diabetes Associationsummer camps for children and teenswith diabetes. Camp activities includeswimming, sailing, and hiking. Infor¬mal learning sessions will discussblood and urine glucose monitoring, in¬sulin administration, and the impor¬tance of balancing insulin, food, andexercise.The children’s camp, for ages 8 to 13,will be June 24 to July 7 at the “Trian¬gle D” camp on the shore of Lake Gen¬eva. The teen camps for ages 13 to 17,will be July 15 to 21 and August 5 to 11at the “Adventure Island” camp nearIron River, MI.Cost of the children’s camp is $350,and the teen camp is $25. Fee reduc¬tions and scholarships are available.For more information, call 346-1805.CHICAGO. II • (312) 477-7014 . (31?) 355-2235India Classical Music societyin association withInternational House, univeristy of ChicagopresentsFLUTE CONCERT Of NORTH and SOUTHINDIAN CLASSICAL MUSICSunday, April 22,19843:00 p.m.international House, university of Chicago1414 East 59th streetChicago, IllinoisPROGRAMSouth Indian FluteT. S. SANKARANAccompanied on Mridangam by V. P. RAMADOSSNorth Indian FlutePANDIT HARIPRASAD CHAURASIAAccompanied on Tabla by anindo chatterjeet. S. Sankaran’s flute recital will be followed byPandit Chaurasias recitalDONATIONSNON ICMSMEMBER MEMBERRows 1 and 2 $15.00 $12.00Family(Husband, wife, andchildren above 8 years) $15.00 $12.00individual $ 8.00 $ 6.00Parents must ensure that children will not cause disturbance.UNIV. OF CHICAGO STUDENTS WITH I.D. $6.00 Cliff Grammich PHOTO Bv A“THU' u 6LL,SMaroon electsGrammich editorStaff members of the ChicagoMaroon Tuesday elected Cliff Gram¬mich editor-in-chief for the 1984-85 aca¬demic year. He won without opposi¬tion.Grammich joined the staff of theMaroon as a sports writer in his firstyear. He later became sports editorand news editor, the position he cur¬rently holds.A native of Cincinnati, Grammich isa graduate of Chicago’s St. IgnatiusCollege Prep, and his family currentlyresides in the city’s southwest suburbs.He is a third-year student in the Collegemajoring in political science.Grammich will succeed Anna Hu-pert, current editor, at the conclusionof spring quarter. He has not yetnamed holders of other editorial posi¬tions, but expects to rely heavily on thecurrent editorial staff, most of whosemembers will be returning to the Uni¬versity next year. Volunteers hotlineMetro-Help, Inc., is seeking volun¬teers to work on their 24-hour telephonehotline. The hotline serves young peo¬ple in the Chicago area by giving theman opportunity to talk to volunteersabout a variety of subjects, includingemotional problems, drugs and alcoholabuse, and child abuse.For more information, call CynthiaMyers at 929-5854.Pied Piper auditionsThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Clubhas announced a “Good NeighborWeekend” of events in May to cele¬brate its 75th anniversary.The 75th Anniversary Dinner willkick-off the weekend May 18. FredaHyman chairs the event, which will beat the Quadrangle Club and includesdancing. The third annual Good Neigh-or Award will be presented.“The Pied Piper: A Musical Play,”will be performed at the Museum ofScience and Industry May 19. It is a re¬vival of one of the series of plays pro¬duced twenty years ago by the Club.Robert Ashenhurt is the author and ar¬ranger; and Zita Cogan, Jean Meltzer,and Elizabeth Wegener are the co¬directors.The final day of Good NeighborWeekend a 25 kilometer walkathonthrough the community will be held.Also that day, a special exhibit comme¬morating the Club’s 75 years of com¬munity involvement will open at theHyde Park Historical Society.Fort diggers neededVolunteers are wanted to take part ina rescue dig of an Iron Age hill fort inWales this summer.Subsistence is provided to experi¬enced volunteers willing to help in thisproject. Others can join an introducto¬ry short seminar at Christ’s College,Cambridge, offered by the Associationfor Cultural Exchange, Babraham.Cambridge, CB2. Closing date for ap¬plications is April 30.ANNOUNCING THE RICHTERFUND FOR UNDERGRADUATERESEARCH IN THE COLLEGENewly established this year, the Richter Fundto support undergraduate research is accep¬ting research proposals for the Summer andAutumn quarters of1984.Proposals should be submitted to theAssociate Dean of the College in Harper 241,by Friday, May 11,1984Proposals must contain a description of theproject and research method, an estimatedbudget indicating the quarter it is to be used,and a letter evaluating the proposal from amember of the Faculty.For research that requires use of a Universityfacility (e.g., laboratory), a letter agreeing tothis use must be submitted by an appropriatemember of the Faculty.Awards may range up to $1,000. Onlyresearch related expenses will be consideredfor support (living expenses are notsupportable).The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984—3ijiSiSiiT vJSeCTQ KW?IWS«M.U( AMAtt. ,ISfcfJsi pF-no^R.■ To the editor ■ \ar-^. <I feel that the Shoreland will not ben¬efit from HARC. Owing to the Shore-land’s unique characteristics. Shore-landers will be discouraged from usingHARC.The large party that Shorelandthrows each term can only be held withone other small dorm because of firehazard regulations. This type of partyis not “in the spirit of HARC” and willget very little funding.Furthermore, houses will be dis¬couraged from going to HARC for sev¬eral reasons. First of all, the need tobus a whole house is a deterrent. Se¬condly, and more importantly, a housein the Shoreland can get the same 50percent matching funds from Shore-land Council. Therefore, it would bemuch easier and not at all disadvanta¬geous for Shoreland houses to have par¬ties with each other and not outsidehouses.In this letter I am not suggesting thatwe should defeat the idea of a centralfunding committeee. I believe that anyimprovement in this school’s social lifeis worthwhile. I also believe that HARChas served the other dorms well, espe¬cially the smaller ones. However, ifHARC is to be fair to Shoreland whichcontributes $3,840 of its $13,000, it mustform special policies which will encour¬age Shorelanders to use it.An example of such a policy, but by no means the only acceptable one, isguaranteeing Shoreland 20 percent ofHARC funding If over the course oftime the S&oreland received it’s fairshare of funding, this policy would bemeaningless, but not harmful.However, if. as I believe, we will bediscouraged from going to HARC, thispolicy will force HARC to encourageus. First of all, HARC will be favorableto our requests knowing that it has tospend a minimum on us. Secondly, ifthey are not getting requests fromShoreland houses, HARC may decide tofund our events 75 percent to dispenseof the money. This would encourageShoreland houses to go to HARC ratherthan Shoreland council. It would alsoencourage houses from other dorms tohave parties with Shorelanders to getthe increased funding. Finally, ifHARC did not meet the Shoreland min¬imum the excess money could be addedto the next years Shoreland minimumor redistributed back to Shorelanders.Requesting a set policy toward theShoreland is not meant to be a selfishdemand. In fact this policy would onlygive us back $2,600 after we had contri¬buted $3,840 to HARC. The purpose ofhaving a special policy toward theShoreland is to respond to the presentobstacles for the Shoreland’s use ofHARC funds.David BernikerTo the editor.I am writing to object to whatseemed like maliciousness against oneof the candidates by the Maroon intheir Tuesday editorial and article.They wrote that Newton Hall’s “recordis marred” without either giving a fairexplanation or giving him an opportu¬nity to comment. I was surprised by thecomment because I’ve worked withNewton on other activities and havefound him to be extremely committed. This letter is unfortunately being print¬ed after the fact of the election, a situa¬tion which is unavoidable due to thetoo-rushed pace of elections and en¬dorsements on this campus. In the fu¬ture. I would hope that the Maroonwould make their endorsements earlyenough to allow for rebuttals and rea¬soned cou nter-endorsements.Susan RosenbergStudent in the College SG elections are irrelevantHall coverage poorly timed To the editor:It has been three and one half yearssince we entered this university. Dur¬ing this time we have found no reasonto voice our opinions in the Maroon.However, the recent campaign for Stu¬dent Government has left us so com¬pletely irked that we finally feel theneed to speak out.We have voted in each of the threeprevious SG elections and for the life ofus we cannot remember the name of asingle person we voted for, and for thatmatter we don't really give two hoots inhell. For three years voting for SG of¬ficers was merely a very convenientway of having our IDs decorated by ahole puncher. After all, what differencedid it make who was elected? We werestill stuck paying an activity fee everyyear with the money passed out to or¬ganizations we never heard of before.Yet we voted every year because wewere told by the Maroon that by doingso we would be helping to improvecampus life, and besides we’re compul¬sive voters (we vote in municipal elec¬tions where the most important choiceis for the dog catcher).Now once again it is time for the an¬nual rite of spring when the studentbody is told by the Maroon of the impor¬tance of these damn elections for the -improvement of campus life. Well cananyone on this campus mention one ac¬ tion taken by the Student Governmentthat has significantly improved life onthis campus? God knows we can’t. TheMaroon also lists, for the benefit of theelectorate, its well thought out endorse¬ments for the SG posts emphasizing“experience in action.” While suchconcern with experience may be im¬portant for your Senator or your choicefor President, ineffective organizationsignored by the college administrationdo not need such qualified individuals.To further illustrate the nonsensicalmeaning of the whole SG campaign,take a look at the CARE party (a verycutesy acronymn rivaling those ofyears past). CARE stands for CAmpusREform (clever, huh?). Well, it just sohappens that all the major CARE can¬didates are in the current SG adminis¬tration. While this is not necessarilysuch a bad thing, we would like to knowwhat they are trying to reform — them¬selves?In conclusion, when the final resultsare tallied and the winners announced,another SG administration with “newideas” will assume the office and theseelections will be quickly forgotten. Asfor ourselves, given the choice betweenthe SG and the municipal elections,we’ll take the dog catcher.Richard SolomonBrian SelbySeniors in the CollegeAnna Hu pertCliff Grammich', ■ ' ; Editor electJeffrey Taylorl Managing editor' Michael Elliott,, News editor- '. ‘Associate EditorsStaff: Edward Achuck, Leslie .-Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Don HasJam, Edward Hernstadt,Keith HOrvath, Victor King.-John Kotz. Michael Kotze Flora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane. Nathan Schoppa, Geoff Sherry, Ellyn Streed, Bob Travis, Donna Tritter.♦—The Chicago Maroon-Friday, April 13. 1984 Hill apologizes for posterTo the editor:I feel it is very important to makeboth a clarification and an apology con¬cerning a particular flyer which mygroup, the CARE party, distributedduring the just-completed Student Gov¬ernment election. This flyer quoted the“DEMON platform” as saying thatgraduate students are “basically in¬consequential.” While a check ofMaroon reporters’ notes did confirmthat DEMON presidential candidateMark Woo made precisely such a re¬mark during the Maroon endorsement interviews April 8, this remark shouldonly be attributed to Woo.I deeply regret that the exact word¬ing of our flyer made it sound as if theother members of the DEMON slate —Marcus Asner. Guy Yasko. Mary JoPittner, and Newton Hall — agreedwith this remark. As they have sincemade clear to me, this is not at all thecase. On behalf of everyone in CARE, Iapologize to Marcus. Guy, Mary Jo,and Newton for any injury or misun¬derstanding that this error may havecaused them. .Chris HillMiddle East facts clarifiedClarificationTo the editor:I would like to set the record straighton some very important misinforma¬tion contained in your article on theMiddle East (“National Mid-Eastpeace tour...”, April 6, 1984). The arti¬cle quoted Mr. Milhem as stating thatIsrael controls all of Palestine. Thissimply is not true.One thing (perhaps the only thing)that the State of Israel, the HashemiteKingdom of Jordan, and the PalestineLiberation Organization all agree on isthat “Palestine” refers to the 1917boundaries — what became the Britishmandates of (Cis-Jordanian) Palestineand Trans-Jordan (ian Palestine); andare now known as Israel (proper), Jor¬dan Gaza and the West Bank (a.k.a. Ju¬daea and Samaria). This is why thePLO tried to take over Jordan in 1970,because their charter calls for the “lib¬eration” (seizure) of land on both sidesof the Jordan River; and why Jordanseized and annexed Judaea and Sa¬maria (a.k.a. the West Bank) in1948-50. Thus, Israel controlled only 15percent of Palestine from 1948-1967;and now controls only 21 percent, whileJordan controls 79 percent.It is also important to note that theBritish promises of both Jewish andArab sovereignty in Palestine (the two- state solution referred to in the article)have already come true: Jordan (ArabPalestine) was granted independencein 1946, and Israel (Jewish Palestine)became independent in 1948 The Jewsin Palestine (before 1948) and the Stateof Israel (after 1948) have tried in vainto get support from the Arab Emirate .(1921-1946) and the Arab King (after1946) for any plan for peaceful co-exis¬tence of the two peoples which did notinvolve the Arabs’ absolute controlover all of Palestine. The most spectac¬ular failure culminated recently withKing Hussein’s venomously anti-USspeech. The fact that Jordan considersitself to be Arab Palestine is best illus¬trated by the fact that virtually all ofthe Arabs in Palestine who are notIsraeli citizens are Jordanian citizens;and even the Arabs under Israeli occu¬pation voted in the recently held Jor¬danian parliamentary elections.Even in 1984, we (the American pub¬lic) should not let anyone get away withDoublespeak. The Arabs should not beallowed to claim all of Palestine (1917boundaries) on one iiand, and thenclaim the Jews control all of Palestine(1922 boundaries) on the other.Simcha Kuritzky, CPAGraduate School of BusinessThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Sondra KruegerFeatures editorFrank LubySports editorBurt RosenViewpoints editorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal editorArthur U. EllisPhotography editorKC MorrisPhotography editorChris.ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewTo the editor:As members of the Ad-Hoc Parents’Committee to Retain Leonard Wis¬niewski, we would like to direct your at¬tention to two errors in your article ofApril 6.1) The parents' group is a completelyseparate group from the student group.While as individuals we may sympa¬thize with and support the pickets, nomember of the parents’ committee metwith the students. The student boycottis a spontaneous expression of feeling.2) The parent’s group organizedwithout Mr. Wisniewski’s knowledge toask that his situation be reviewed andreconsidered. We are only asking thatthe administration find a way to keepthis excellent teacher. Our concern isfor his situation, which does not neces¬sarily parallel other situations in theschool.Mr. Wisniewski is a wonderful personand a very fine teacher. We agree withthe sign shown in the photo accompany¬ing the story...“Good teachers are hardto find.”Jean HirschLouise Kaegi U of C Lab SchoolEleanor CoeUETTER5Jackson anJackson a Black AmericanTo the editor:Recently, the Maroon has been bom¬barded with letters voicing pro and antiopinions of Jesse Jackson. Such opin¬ions were formed due to his racial slursagainst Jews, his anti-Israel policy, hisrace, the importance of his running tothe Black community of the whole, thetrue colors of his rainbow coalition, and“his” release of Lt. Goodman from thehands of the Syrian tyrant.One major fallacy of which manypeople fall victim to is that of Jackson’srelationship to Dr. King. Although heThe Rev. Jesse L. Jackson PHOTO BY AAIKE BRANTFuture of minorities is in JacksonTo the editor:Russ Miller has entirely missed thepoint of the political significance of theJackson campaign. Mr. Miller shouldhave attended the recent panel discus¬sion of this issue, but as I am sure hewas not there I’ll fill him and others inon what wras discussed.We first watched the emotionalmovie, “Legacy of a Dream,” whichchronicled Dr. King’s great socialmovement, to stress the evolutionaryaspect of the civil rights movement,which is in part today carried on byJessie Jackson’s campaign. The move¬ment evolved from the protests forequal voting rights, to the push for eco¬nomic justice, to the present strugglefor representation in electoral politics.Guest speakers (political scientists Mr. Preston, Mr. Stark and Mr. A1Pitcher) raised five key points con¬cerning the significance of the Jacksoncampaign and what its importancemay be for the future.Firstly, it will stimulate voters toserious thinking about themselves, toconfront their biases, and to take a lookat the concerns and platform of Jack¬son’s coalition.Secondly, it will raise the conscious¬ness of minorities, by lifting the ceilingon their aspirations, especially amongthe youth. Hopefully, it will stimulate adrive for success, whatever successmay be.Thirdly, it will prompt serious studyof black attitudes in presidential elec¬tions and heighten pollsters interest inminority viewpoints. Lastly, it will strengthen the effort toform such a coalition, to strengthen mi¬nority ties, which will open the door forfuture electoral success. The increaseof registered voters is an importantstep, not only for the Jackson cam¬paign, but for the future of minorityparticipation in state and local politicsas well.These are the issues that I believe layat the heart of the campaign. I am dis¬turbed by the prolonged attention onthe negative aspects of the Jacksoncampaign. Though Jackson indeedmust earn the respect of the voters, thesignificance of his campaign and themovement as a whole should not beneglected.Christopher BryantStudent in the CollegeEnd school breaks and increase traumaTo the editor:Last quarter a very extraordinaryletter appeared in the Maroon by ayoung lady who vehemently disagreedwith the University’s idea to hold aone-day winter break for undergraduates.She felt that since she had paid for 10weeks of classes, she should receivethat many weeks. She was right beyondany premise of argument. The Univer¬sity cannot be allowed to treat classeslike candy bars — cut quantity as theyraise tuition. This just isn’t right. I pro¬pose some urgent solutions to this dan¬gerous trend and I am boycotting mytuition payments until the Universityconsiders my proposal (or until I haveenough money for tuition-whichevercomes first).My solutions run as follows: first, letus put an end to this silly holiday idea.If you give a student a three day week¬end, he’ll almost assuredly go to Wis¬consin where his mind will atrophyfrom all the bacchanalian revelry. Sec¬ond, why not hold classes on weekends?After all, no one starts their assign¬ments until Sunday night, so why notput all that wasted time to good use. Wecould have study sessions on Saturdaynight, leaving Saturday morning for leisure reading of the classics and Sun¬day morning for interpretation of theBible. These useful and planned week¬end activities will also help alleviatethe weekend drinking problem that de¬velops when students who are unable totravel to Wisconsin in two days try andpretend they are there by abusing thealcoholic liquids. Third, I must attackthe most flagrantly foolish idea, sum¬mer vacation. What’s the point? All youdo over summer vacation is go home,get into shape and pick up attractivewomen (or men depending on sexand/or preference). Then when fallcomes around you have to hurriedlyspend the first three weeks of thequarter getting back out of shape sothat you can fit in on campus. If everyone just stayed here over the summer,I think they’d develop the sense of con¬tinuity that they need to achieve inner-harmonity (take that sentence to phi¬losophy 303). ^As a matter of fact, why don’t we re¬vise the entire university calendar. Wecould put all three quarters back toback with no breaks at all. Sure it willstill cost as much to attend this marvel¬ous university, but it will seem likeschool is lasting a lot longer. More time for your money- good deal, huh?Those fine college guides, the onesthat attract our eager pool of pros¬pective students, the ones that say if wehad a social life and a reputation, we’dbe up there with Harvard and Yale,well those guides all describe the U of Cstudent as someone who loves to work.Now how can we live up to that mean¬ingful reputation if we keep taking va¬cations every eleven weeks? Face it, ifyou attend school here you fall in to oneof three categories a) you hate yourhome b) you hate yourself c) you com¬mute. If you hate your home you'll wel¬come the opportunity to spend all yourpainful vacation time here at school. Ifyou hate yourself, you’ll welcome theopportunity to inflict even greater men¬tal and emotional trauma upon your¬self than you ordinarily would duringthe standard school year. If you com¬mute, who cares, you go home at theend of the day, big deal.So away with senseless breaks andholidays. A helpful suggestion for thoseof you who feel you will really be lostwithout those weekends in Wisconsin.Eat a lot of cheese, you’ll get over it.Lawrence Lurvey may have been King’s right-hand man20 years ago, people seem to think he isthe same kind of person as King withthe same concerns and hopes as Kinghad. On the contrary, King dreamed ofthe day all men would be equal. Kingattempted to achieve this goal by try¬ing to elevate the Blacks and other min¬orities to the level of the whites at thistime. Jackson, on the other hand, is ap¬proaching the problem of inequality allwrong. He is trying to rectify the in¬equality with more inequality by lower¬ing one race in order to elevate an¬other. Jackson wants the Blacks tosurpass the “status quo” of today’snon-discriminated against whites. Hedoesn’t want to see them equal. He hasclearly made this apparent through hisridiculous and seemingly thoughtless“hymie” remark. Another proof of thisallegation was Jackson’s rising cryamidst the victory celebration on theeve of Harold Washington’s election of“we want it all.” This “we” obviouslydoes not refer to the whole human race,but only to a portion of it. Rev. Jacksonobviously does not include his “hymie”friends and other certain colors of therainbow.The release of Lt. Goodman, camenot as a result of Jackson’s politicalwheeling and dealing, but because ofHassad’s political wheeling and deal¬ing. I challenge any person to give me agood reason why Hassad would releaseGoodman to Jackson if not only to givehimself more power over Americanpolitics. Hassad is no fool. He realizedthe threat Reagan poses to him andthought that by turning Goodman overto Jackson, Jackson would turn intosome kind of folk hero and gain muchcredibility from it, which, in fact, hedid.Jackson is now venturing out on apeace mission to Nicaragua. Why anyAmerican presidential candidatewould want to venture into a countrywhich we should have invaded and le¬veled a long time ago. is beyond me.Jackson’s race for the presidency,excuse the pun. is no more than a cheapexploitation of his color. Indeed Jack-son will be getting out the vote, but itwill only be for the wrong reason, be¬cause he is Black. All those Blacks whowill turn out to vote because of Jack-son, will be voting only for color, andnot for policy.To quote a question asked in a NewYork Times article this week, “Is Rev.Jackson a Black American running forpresident, or an American Black run¬ning for president?”It seems to me that he is a BlackAmerican, putting race before the na¬tionality of the office he is seeking.Jesse, don’t use color to buy votes, getyour priorities straight.Burt RosenCo-President of Hymies Against JessePASSOVER SERVICES AT HILLELTuesday, April 17 -Orthodox 9:15 a.m.Conservative 9:30 a.m.Wednesday, April 18 -Orthodox 9:15 a.m.Conservative 9:30 a.m.Sunday, April 22 -Orthodox 6:00 p.m.Monday, April 23 . Orthodox 9:15 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.Conservative 9:30 a.m.Tuesday, April 24 -Orthodox 9:15 a.m.Conservative 9:30 a.m.SHABBAT SERVICES WILL TAKE PLACE AS USUALat HILLEL HOUSE • 5715 5. WOODLAWN The Chicago Maroonannounces a meeting to discussthe Maroon ConstitutionSUNDAY, APRIL 15 • 8:00 p.m.%all staff members are urgedto attend.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984—5Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (Na-gisa Oshima. 1983 ) Love means neverhaving io say more than your name,rank, and serial number in this WorldWar II prisoner-of-war tale from thegreat Oshima (In the Realm of theSenses), starring pop stars of twohemispheres, David Bowie and Ryui-chi Sakamoto. Oshima’s typically at¬mospheric direction may result in anarrative that is sometimes a bitblurry around the edges, but MerryChristmas remains a very powerfulfilm, thanks in large part to the perfor¬mances of Bowie, Sakamoto, and TomConti, in a finely controlled portrayalfar surpassing his Oscar-nominatedstar turn in Reuben, Reuben. Fri.,April 13, at 6:45, 9:15, and 11:30 p.m.$2.50. DOC. —MKHiroshima, Mon Amour (Alain Res¬nais. 1960) In the aftermath of WorldWar II, a French actress and a Japa¬nese architect have a brief love affairin Hiroshima. As they spend their lastnight together, they remember back tothe dropping of the atomic bomb onHiroshima and to the girl’s tragic loveaffair with a young German soldierduring the Occupation. Resnais cutsback and forth in time throughout thefilm, giving it the atmosphere of some¬thing illogical, just as the memory it¬self is illogical. “Hiroshima, MonAmour is not only the most significantfilm of the French new wave but alsoas cinematically revolutionary as Citi¬zen Kane. ” — Georges Sadoul, Diction¬ary of Films. Fri., April 13 at 7:30 &9:30 p.m. International House. $2. --BTOn the Waterfront (Elia Kazan. 1954)It's hard to imagine “Ole Blue Eyes”as Terry Malloy — the confused, illiter¬ate boxer-become-hoodlum. who cru¬sades against dockyard corruptionwhen he discovers that he has unwit¬tingly abetted mob assassination of hisgirlfriend’s brother — for Brando han¬dles the part almost flawlessly (Sina¬tra, fresh from his success as Maggioin From Here To Eternity, sued pro¬ducer Spiegel for $500,000 for unfairly denying him the role). Not that Terry’sstory amounts to anything profound(distilling Malcolm Johnson’s PulitzerPrize-winning expose from Schul-berg’s good-girl-saves-bad-bov plotseems futile.) But the sheer vibrancyof Brando’s interpretation, of theequally impressive supporting cast (in¬cluding Karl Malden, Lee J. Cobb. RodSteiger, and, in her screen debut, EvaMarie Saint), of Leonard Bernstein'sfirst film-score, and of Boris Kauf¬man’s on-site photography, sum to oneconclusion: Oscar! This. Godfather.and Streetcar Named Desire are theonly films to come close to deservingChicago Literary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction ContestFRIST PRIZESECOND PRIZEalong with publication of all winningentries in the Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,phone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRbox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad-Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.Get Literary Marlon’Brando. Sat:, April 14, at 7:15and 9:45 p.m. LSF. $2.50 — PFLa Traviata (Franco Zeffirelli, 1983)Zeffirelli’s lavish mounting of the greatVerdi opera has it all; color, exeit-ment, spectacle, great music, and,most of all, intense human drama, inthe form of the rivetingly committedperformances from Teresa Stratas andPlacido Domingo as the doomedlovers. A success in most every way(including, interestingly enough, com¬mercially), La Traviata may be thebest opera film ever, and shows Zef¬firelli back on top form, after suchfilms as The Champ and Endless Love. Come back, Franco! All is forgiven!Sat., April 14, at 7:15 and9:30 p.m.$2.50. DOC —MKReal Life (Albert Brooks, 1978) Sofunny, so fine. Film satire at its best,with Albert Brooks taking on publictelevision documentaries, the motionpicture industry, psychologists, scien¬tists, and gynecologists in his mad at¬tempt to make a movie about the big¬gest subject of all: real life. Real Lifeis satire with bite: it’s weird, it’s wild,it’s at midnight! Be there! Sat., April14, at midnight. $2. DOC. —MKGone With The Wind (Victor Fleming,1939) Frankly, my dear, the Hays Of¬fice does give a damn, and the sameproduction code that banished from thescreen detailed acts of murder, vio¬lence, sex, and nudity specificallybanned — under Section (V)(I) (“Pro¬fanity”) — the use of Rhett’s last line.Fortunately for us, Hays dropped “themoonlight and magnolia,” lifted the in¬junction, and settled for a paltry $5000.My favorite piece of trivia, though, iswhat Vivian Leigh reputedly remarkedwhen the band played “Dixie” at theAtlanta premiere: “How sweet of themto be playing the theme song of our pic¬ture,” And to think that Thalberg al¬most interred it (“Forget it Louis. NoCivil War picture ever made a nick¬el”) f 20.300 feet of glorious spectacle.Sun., April 15. at 8 p.m. LSF. —PFTaxi Zum Klo (Frank Ripploh. 1982) Agraphic and frank autobiolgraphicalfilm that emerged from Germany's underground cinema to take first rank ata number of international film festi¬vals. The film chronicles Ripploh’stransition from a closeted gay school-teacher to an independent filmmaker.Ripploh and his lover play themselveswith admirable grace. Unlike MakingLove. The Bovs in the Band and othergay films which tend to treat homosex¬uality as a social disorder not condu¬cive to polite conversation. Taxi ZumKlo is an honest exploration of gay life.Sponsored by the Ill Lesbian & GayStudent Caucus. Fri., April 13, at 8:30PM. United Church of Christ. 6145 W.Wellington. $3 w/student ID. —JKSPRING SALEEnds April 1420 - 40% Offon entire stockHELENA SZEPE BOOKSOld, Rare and scholarly Books in all fields.1525 E. 53rd Street(Hyde Park Bank Building)Suite 902& SAT: 11-5 • 493*4470lint1 (lint), n, [Also dial, hnnrt; appar. < ME.tin, flax (see line1, n.), < f. Dan. tinned, linencloth.] 1. Flax. [Obsolete or local.]2. A floeculent material procured bv ravelingor scraping linen, and used for dressing woundsand sores; cbarpie.— 3. Raw cotton that hasbeen ginned and is ready for baling.—4. Fluff:due.Lent1 (lent), n. [< ME. lent, lente, an abbr. oflenten1, the final syllable being appar. takenas inflexive: see lenten1.] An annual fast offorty days, beeinning with Ash Wednesday andcontinuing till Easter, observed from very earlvtimes in the Christian church, in commemora¬tion of Christ’s forty days' fast (Mat. iv. 2), andas a season of special penitence and preparationfor the Easter feast.Fuzzy faith? Brush up with usMOThe Episcopal Church at the University of ChicagoTHURSDAYS AT NOONBOND CHAPELON THE QUADS SUNDAYS AT 5:30 PMBRENT HOUSE5540 WOODLAWN AVENUESALE!SAVE 50%!ON SELECTED DOVER BOOKSWe are marking down the already low prices on a wideassortment of Dover books. If you are familiar with Doverpublications, you know that they offer an incredible varietyof well-bound, well-printed paperback reprints in a widerange of fields. The list is especially strong in music, finearts, crafts, the natural sciences, and literature. If you arenot already familiar with Dover, this is an unprecedentedopportunity to become acquainted with its delights.The University off Chicago BookstoreGeneral Book Department970 East 58th Street962-7712The MAROON EXPRESSRIDES AGAINThe MAROON EXPRESS, our weekend coach service to the Loop and North Side, continues to provideaffordable, dependable, and comfortable transportation for University of Chicago students, resumingFriday, March 30. The service will run for 9 weekends, ending on Saturday, May 26.GET OUT OF HYDE PARK ... SAVE SOME MONEY ... LET THE CONVENIENT, COMFORTABLEMAROON EXPRESS HELP YOU ..... . . see the re-release of Hitchcock’s “The Trouble With Harry” starring Shirley MacLaine and EdmundGwenn - opening Friday at the Fine Arts Theatre one block south of the Art Institute. . . Go to the opening of three more Water Tower Theatres (entrance on Chestnut Street) and catch thesenew releases “Swing Shift” with Goldie Hawn and “Iceman”. . . catch the “Improv Olympics” at Crosscurrents - get off at Clark and Diversev stop - call 472-7884 forinfo. . . see Eunice Lee on violin with Sir George Solti Conductor at Orchestra Hall Saturday at 8 - call 435-8111for ticket availabilityTickets for the Maroon Express can be purchased with a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyes informationdesk, Reynolds Club box office, or any Residence Hall front desk. Individual one-way tickets cost h.25and can be purchased in lots of 10 or more for h.oo each.Ida NoyesShorelandArt InstituteWater Tower Place‘Inner Lake Shore Drivek Division (1200 N)‘dark k LaSalle(1700 N)Grant Hospital(Webster k Lincoln)Dtversey k Clark Schedule for Maroon ExpressNorthbound6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pm8:40 pm 10:40 pm8:55 pm —6:40 pm6:55 pm7:10 pm7:30 pm7:45 pm 9:10 pm — —9:30 pm — —9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am‘Courtesy ckop-otf slop by request only Note: No pick-up at this locabon Diversey & ClarkGrant Hospital(Webster k Lincoln)Water Tower Place(1. Magnin)Art InstituteShorelandIda Noyes Southbound7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 am— — Midnight 2:00 am— — 12:15 am 2:15 am— 10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 am• *8:30 pm 10:30 pm"Drop-ofh throughout Hyde Park, including Shoreland and Ida NoyesThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984—7Newspaper updateAlthough The Chicago Spectatormay be having some growing pains,there is “no problem’’ according toTom Elden, the newspaper’s publish¬er.Because the paper has not appearedsince March 5, Elden said studentsmay wonder what happened to it. Thenext planned publication date is April23.Opinion Page Editor, Michael Ra-bieh has. according to Elden. left thepaper to spend time on the track teamand Counterpoint magazine. Elden ob¬served that because it is still in its pre¬liminary publication stage. The Chica¬go Spectator can’t afford to pay theirstaff and. “therefore we have a higherturnover (in staff).”Advertising Manager Andreas Gian-nopoulus said that last quarter heworked 20-25 hours a week, “not justgetting the ads but learning the ropes.”He said he plans to reduce his time onthe paper this quarter because of per¬sonal reasons but hopes to do morenext year.Giannopoulus said in comparing hispaper to The Maroon that, “whenyou’re established you have quite a fewrequests brought to you that you don'thave to seek,” and he added that TheChicago Spectator has done very wellcommercially despite its fledglingstatus. He said that his paper will prob¬ably break even on its advertising inone of its next few issues.Searle scholarsStephen Gluck is one of 20 biomedicalresearchers to be named a SearleScholar by the Executive Committee ofthe Chicago Community Trust. EachScholar receives an award of $157,000to support his or her research programover the next three years.Applicants were selected on the basisof demonstrated potential for innova¬tive research, and the expectation thatthey will be able to make significantcontributions to their chosen profes¬sion. John NoonanNoonan to lectureJohn T. Noonan Jr., professor of lawand legal historian at the University ofCalifornia-Berkeley, will speak on“ERA and Abortion: the Implications”Friday at 4:15 p.m. in Law Schoolclassroom 2.Noonan will report testimony hegave before the US Senate in Januaryregarding the legal precedents alreadyestablished by rulings on state ERAswith wording similar to the currentlyproposed federal Equal Rights Amend¬ment. Alan Donagan. Phyllis Fay Hor¬ton Professor of Humanities and pro¬fessor of philosophy at U of C. willintroduce Noonan.Noonan’s teaching specialites are injurisprudence, legal history, the legalprofession, and slavery in America. Hehas served as an expert on populationpolicy for the Ford and RockefellerFoundations and the Population Coun¬cil. His most recent books include APrivate Choice: Abortion in the Seven¬ties >1979); The Antelope: The Ordealof the Recaptured Africans in the Ad¬ministrations of James Monroe andJohn Quincy Adams (1977), and Per¬sons and Masks of the Law: Cardozo,Holmes, Jefferson and Wythe asMakers of the Masks.tomorrow.NATIONAL RECREATIONALSPORTS WEEKAPRIL 15-21SUNDAY; APRIL 15*1-2p.m.:TUESDAY. APRIL 17*12-1 p.m.:THURSDAY, APRIL 19*12:30p.m.: Midway Mile Fun RunFRIDAY, APRIL 20*7-8p.m.: Basketball Hot-ShotHome Run DerbyPushup/Situp ContestEvents are open to the entire Unversity community.Awards and prize drawings at each event* Ail events areMore information is available at theIntramural & Recreational Sports Off ice,Ida Noyes Room 203 Gay and Lesbian FortnightBy Brian MulliganWhether you know it or not, we areright smack in the middle of Lesbianand Gay Awareness Fortnight. Twoweeks’ worth of events have been or¬ganized and sponsored by the IllinoisLesbian and Gay Student Caucus. Thecaucus was founded earlier this yearprimarily due to the efforts of U of Cstudents. Jonathan Katz, president ofthe Gay and Lesbian Alliance (GALA),describes the purpose of the caucus as“educating the educated.” This weekend there will be activitiesthroughout the city centering around aconference Saturday on the issuesfaced by gay and lesbian students. Allthe events are aimed at reachingbeyond the gay community and in¬creasing awareness among non-gays.Katz believes that “even if we changethe thinking of only a few people wewill be serving a useful function.” List¬ed below is a calendar of the plannedevents:Friday, April 13 and Saturday April 14:Illinois Lesbian and Gay StudentCaucus Statewide ConferenceA. Friday, 8:30 at United Church ofChrist, 615 W. WellingtonFILM: Taxi Zum Klo $3 w/i.d.B. Saturday 10:30-5:00 at N.U.Parkes Hall, 1870 Sheridan Rd.,Evanston $5 w/i.d. The confer¬ence includes workshops andpanel discussions on variousissues of interest to gay and les¬bian students, including gayhistory, doing gay-related re¬search, students in the politicalrealm, women’s issues, and mi¬nority concerns. Among speak¬ers will be Stephen Endean.former executive director ofthe Gay Rights National Lobby,and Kit Duffy, Mayor Washing¬ton’s liaison to the gay commu¬nity. U of C students will also beinvolved as presenters in theconference. c. Saturday 9:00 p.m. N.U. ShanleyHall - 2031 Sheridan Rd., Evan¬ston. Intercollegiate Dance $3w/i.d.The cost of the three event package is$9 with a valid student i.d.Sunday, April 15 Lesbian Coming-outWorkshop call 924-5057 for more in¬formation 2-4:30.Tuesday, April 17 GALA discussiongroup 9:00. 5615 S. Woodlawn.Thursday, April 19 8:30 p.m. Ida NoyesHall. Film: Word is Out Admission:$1.50.Friday, April 20 2 p.m. Ida NoyesHall. Aaron Fricke, author of Reflec¬tions on a Rock Lobster will speak ongrowing up gay. Followed by a re¬ception. Free.Canvass for El Salvador fundsThis Sunday volunteers will conducta door-to-door canvass in Hyde Park toraise money for medical aid for thepeople of El Salvador. The money col¬lected will be sent to the Bishop ofGuernavaca. Mexico, where it will beused to buy medical supplies. Thesesupplies will then be smuggled into ElSalvador to be used in clinics estab¬ lished in the areas controlled by therebel forces.The canvass is sponsored byCISPES, the Committee in Solidaritywith the People of El Salvador, andCAUSE. Volunteers will meet at 10a.m. Sunday in the North Lounge of theReynolds Club, and the actual canvasswill be from 12 to 4 p.m.MAKE MONEYIN COLLEGEEarn $185 to $475+ weekly, working with MCL| and Associates. We have a lot of part-time and jfull-time positions available in your area. Weare a small, yet rapidly expanding marketing| research firm based in the New YorkMetropolitan area. 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Stigler, however,maintains that training in economicswill become necessary in these otherfields as economics continues to pro¬vide explanations and models whichenhance research already being donein them.Economics, he said, can become anincreasingly useful tool to expand theknowledge of all disciplines concernedwith the interactions of humanbeings.HARCcontinued from page oneCurrent HARC Chairman MichaelAronson says HARC is a “prototype”student organization, open to structur¬al alteration. He says the referendumguarantees the existence of a social or¬ganization, but not necessarily ofHARC.A president will be elected for nextyear’s committee by IHC during the6th week of this quarter.Prior to the vote Monday, a state¬ment was ratified by IHC and six of theeight dormitory councils that endorsedpassage of the referendum. Precisewording of the statement was as fol¬lows: Heimlich workshopDr. Henry J. Heimlich, the inventorof the “Heimlich Maneuver,” will bevisiting the Illinois Institute of Techno¬logy April 16 and 17. He w ill be conduct¬ing workshops on his “Computers forPeace” plan, which calls for the use ofcomputers to project into the futurehow mutually beneficial trade amongnations can make peace an irresistibleeconomic option.Reservations are required for theworkshops and all events w ill be held inHermann Hall at IIT. For specifictimes and fees, and to make reserva¬tions, call 567-5962.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMichael Aronson“We the council supportthe continuation of the Housing Activi¬ties Resource Council (HARC) and itsefforts to promote and enhance inter-dorm/inter-house contact, thereby im¬ proving the quality of life in the hous¬ing system. We endorse the passagethe the referendum to establish a twodollar per quarter fee per resident tosupport HARC...” wmmmmmmA Harvard student is suing the cityof New Haven, Conn, for $50 millionafter a goal post fell on her in YaleBowl. The student, who was severelyinjured, charged in a lawsuit that thecity provided inadequate crowdcontrol.The incident happened whenstudents flooded onto the football fieldand tore down the goal posts after the100th annual Yale-Harvard footballmatchup. * * „The DEMON party may have madea point about student governmentwith its humorous campaign here, butfive Northwestern students outdidDEMON on the campaign platformand in the voting results. Callingthemselves the Silly Party andproposing everything from nudetwister games in the library to24-hour campus hardware stores, theywon the president’s position in NU’sstudent government, and their fourremaining candidates will compete inrunoffs Monday. Andy “Spike” Mozina, whoconceived the idea of Silly Partyduring lunch earlier this year, sweptinto the president’s seat in a nearlandslide. The other four, includingBarry “Crazy Legs” Hamill,performed well enough to force therunoff vote for next week.The Silly Party also proposedemergency beer kegs by all of thecampus emergency phones, a newdeluxe kickball field on the Lakefillsite, and a rocket-car shuttle to whiskstudents from Church street tomid-campus in 5.5 seconds. “We needa lighter attitude on campus,” saidstudent services vice presidentialcandidate Scott Clapp. “If you put allof our platform together, it spellschange.”The Silly Party felt pleased with thepresent SG president, so pleased, as amatter of fact, that if elected theyplan to erect a huge statue of himstraddling Sheridan Road at theentrance to campus.Universitv of Illinois at ChicagoGRADUATE PROGRAM INPUBLIC ADMINISTRATION• A master's-level program designed to train studentsfor careers in public management and to upgrade theskills of working professionals• Evening courses for part-time students• Financial aid available for qualified full-time applicantsFor program information and fall 1984 application materialscall:(312)996-3109Universitv of Illinois at ChicagoPO. 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For your convenience, we’re open on Saturdaysuntil 1 p.m.We want your new car loan.Don’t you want that new' car?HYDE PARK BANKAND TRUST COMPANY1525 EAST 53rd STREETCHICAGO, ILLINOIS 60615(312) 752-4600 Member FDICAn equal opportunity lender.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13. 1984—liBefore you ask why there is no Grey City Jour¬nal this week ask, why should there be?The Grey City Journal has been a weekly sec¬tion of the Chicago Maroon since 1968. Whilewe believe this has been a good year for thepaper we also believe that the Grey City Jour¬nal is in a time of transition; a time for evalua¬tion and definition. The Grey City operates in agray space, the arts on and off campus. We be¬lieve that the issues addressed in the GCJ areimportant ones and would not necessarily beincluded in another section of the Maroon.However, for us to remain a distinct voice weneed the support and involvement of more peo¬ple.We are having a meeting this Sunday at 6PM onthe third floor of Ida Noyes Hall. We would liketo discuss the future of the GCJ or a paper likeit on the U of C campus. Anyone with an opin¬ion on this and related matters is strongly en¬couraged to attend.Visual and literary arts are an essential part ofany education and we should be able to main¬tain a forum for them on this campus. If you be¬lieve that life on this campus can be sterile, youmust also recognize the situation will notchange until you become involved in someprocess of changing it. We cannot continue tofunction as a paper without more involvementfrom those people who are concerned withthese issues. This is an open invitation to allinterested parties.Jesse Halvorsen and Brian MulliganEditorsJIFYOUARENOTPARTOFTHESOLUTION,YOUAREPARTOFTHEPROBLEMRockepeLLeR chapeleuents op holy cueskPalm Sunday, April 159:00 a.m.Ecumenical Service of Holy Communionand Distnbution of Palms11:00 am.University Religious Serviceand Distribution of PalmsJames M. GustafsonUniversity Preacher andUniversity Professor of Theological Ethicspreaching3:00 p.m.Sing-Along of Handel's St John Passiondirected by Rodney WynkoopOpen to the public$1 admission; scores providedWednesday, April 188.00 am.Service of Holy Communion followed by breakfastThursday, April 197:00 p m.Maundy Thursday ServiceSusan B. W. JohnsonAmencan Baptist Campus Minister, preachingFriday, April 2012:00 NoonGood Friday Community ServiceJohn F. Linnan, C.S.V.President of Catholic Theological Unionat Chicago, preachingSaturday, April 2111:00 p.mThe Great Vigil of EasterPhilip Blac kwellUnited Methodist Foundation Campus xMinister.preachingA festive breakfast follows the serviceEaster Sunday April 2211:00 am.University Religious ServiceBernard O. 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Proposals should be received by May 1.For further information, write or call:The Japan America Society of Chicago36 South Wabash Avenue, Room 620Chicago, IL 60603(312) 263-3049The Other Theatre GroupOedipus Rexby Sophocles3rd Floor Reynolds Club Theatre Wednesdaythrough Saturday, April 18, 19, 20, 21.8:00 PMDiscussion follows Wednesday PerformanceSGFC funded$3.00 General Admissionfor Reservations: 962-341412—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984mmmmmm mmm ms n?iMX doesn’t deter mouse Bertrand charged after disputeBy Rachel ShteirOnce upon a time in America, I stoodin front of an aging refrigerator, con¬templating the cardboard carton ofmilk beneath the glare of a bare bulb. Ihad just returned from a day of medi¬ocrity and boredom and I needed tran¬quility and milk. From across theroom, my roommate (a tallish Repub¬lican) shrieked in a falsetto I had notknown him capable of, “Oh my God,there’s a rat in here!”As I turned to gaze upon a rodentscampering across the stove, I sawthat no rat had invaded our kitchen andendangered the peace of our home.“That’s only a mouse,” I said, return¬ing to my contemplation of the milk.“Rat, mouse, they’re all the same,”replied my roommate. “We should geta trap. We should kill it. We should ex¬terminate all of them before they de¬stroy the entire human race.”I looked at my roommate in shock.Where was the calm, unruffled tonewhich I had heard so often when he dis¬covered the wonders of Reaganomics?Mice travel in and out of the houses inmiddle New Jersey as frequently asthe defense budget rises, and I had nodesire to endure the paranoid fear of ironed flat against the plywood. As forhis paws, they are flayed in four direc¬tions as a reminder of the brief mo¬ment when his life ended. I wouldsooner have called the ASPCA thensubject a fellow creature to such inhu¬mane torture.)Fortunately, my roommate saw aproblem with this devilish scheme:Who would empty the trap? I adamant¬ly refused on the grounds that I had notfavored the deployment of the weaponto begin with. Although live mice areacceptable, even cute, dead mangledmice are less than appealing. Mynewly fascist roommate also refused,and suggested that we hire an illegalalien to dispose of the bodies.After days of negotiations, wereached an acceptable compromise.We decided to introduce a larger, moreexpensive and more dangerous weaponto our home; a cat. My roommate pro¬cured one of these feline creatures at anearby catpound. The animal soonproved its inefficiency. Instead of pro¬tecting our house from invading Com¬munists, the beast delighted in strew¬ing our garbage over the floor,prancing upon the kitchen table andplaying tag with cockroaches.‘Perversely, my roommate loved the prospectivekiller and lavished luxuries upon it. ’my rodent-hating roommate, who frozein terror when he heard those reechyrodents clambering through the bowelsof our stove.The final solution, he said, was tobait a 60* mousetrap with peanut but¬ter and catch every one of those anti-American varmints. “If we acquire asufficient defense system, we can con¬quer them,” said my roommate. (Anote on the 60* trap: when the unsu¬specting vertebrate tries to consumethe peanut butter, he finds his spinesnapped in two pieces and his body Perversely, my roommate loved theprospective killer and lavished luxu¬ries upon it. He fed it delicacies fromhis plate, petted it and slept with itevery night. He bought it cat-nip and aflea-collar and he named it “MX.” Icalled the animal “cat.” My room¬mate’s favor only lasted until one fate¬ful night when he decided the cat wasno longer a satisfactory weapon for hisarsenal. I was standing by the refriger¬ator when I heard a frenzied gasp emit¬ting from the territory over the stove.“There’s a rat!” he screeched.hair performersSale begins March 15 - Ends May 30OPEN 7 DAYS1621 E55tb St. 241 -7778leFROSTINGHENNAGLAZINGCELLOPHANE......Additional Hair Coloring services areavailable or can be designed to achieve yourdesired effect. Ask your designer for aFREE color consultation Chicago police have charged JosephBertrand, former city treasurer, 7thWard alderman, and unsuccessful can¬didate for 5th Ward alderman in 1983,with unlawful possession of a handgunand battery after an altercation Tues¬day with a 23-year old woman.Bertrand, 51, had agreed to meetwith the woman, a DePaul Universitystudent, to discuss her financial aid dif¬ficulties. The woman said she soughtBertrand’s advice because he was ac¬quainted with her father and shethought he might know how to get aidbecause of his governmental experi¬ence.The woman said she agreed to meetwith Bertrand for dinner at Catfish Digby’s Restaurant, 68 E. Cermak Rd.Afterwards, she and Bertrand left to goto the apartment of Rudy Polk, a driverfor Aid. Marian Humes (8th).At Polk’s apartment, the womai.asked to leave when Bertrand made agrab for her. Bertrand then drove herhome, but reportedly pulled a gun onher on the way. She then demanded hestop the car and she got out at 200 E.59th St., where she flagged down asquad car.Bertrand, who has refused to answermost police questions on the incident,was free early Wednesday after post¬ing 10 percent of the $1000 bond set onthe misdemeanor charges.THE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. 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Mail entries to:Gargoyle Gallop 10KBlue Gargoyle Center5655 University AvenueChicago, III. 60637Course: A certified ten kilometer route through HydePark-Kenwood offering one of the most scenic and diverseruns in the city. Beginning at 57th Street and UniversityAvenue, sights include the University of Chicago campus,the Museum of Science and Industry, the beautiful WoodedIsland of Jackson Park Lagoon, the Midway Plaisance,Frank Lloyd Wright’s Robie House, and the statelymansions of Kenwood.Aid Station: Aid stations and water will be available at thestart, halfway point and finish.Split Times: Split tunes will be given at every mile.Awards: T-shirts will be given to the first 1,000 entrants.Awards to the first ten male and female overall and to thetop three finishers in each age division: 18 and under, 19-29,30-39, 40-49, 50-59, 60 and over. Results: Finishing times will be provided by Dart Systems(official timekeepers at the Chicago Distance Classic andCrain's Chicago Challenge) Written confirmation of officialtimes will be mailed within a week of the race.Course Record: Dan Henderson 30:13 ( Dan went on tofinish 7th in the 5,000 meter race at the TAC NationalChampionships).Refreshments: All finishers will feast on N.Y. Bagels.Philadelphia cream cheese, yogurt, Perrier water and more.Entertainment: Runners will be serenaded by a Jazz bandand Folk group at the finish line.Sponsors: Perfect Pinch; Mr. G Finer Foods; AndersonAce Hardware; Jesselson’s Fish and Seafood; Kennedy,Ryan, Monigal Rea! Estate; Exchange National Bank;Hyde Park Bank; South Shore Bank; Bank of Lincolnwood;Noah’s Arch and N.Y. Bagel.Check-in: Packets will be available to entrants on Saturday,April 28 from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. and on Sunday, April 29from 6:30 to 7:30 a.m. at the Blue.Gargoyle at5655 University Avenue.About the Blue Gargoyle: The Blue Gargoyle is a not forprofit youth service agency located at the Disciples of ChristChurch near the University of Chicago. Services offeredinclude job training, counseling, tutoring, recreationalactivities and the operation of a food service designed tobenefit the youth of the Hyde Park-Kenwood neighborhoodof Chicago’s south side. For further information call995-4108.Information: For further information about the race call955-4108. marian realty,inc.. REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. 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TO 9 P.M.,SUNDAYS 3 TO 8 P M mmmSoftball beats Wheaton,splits with Lake ForestBy Frank Luby vailed after a three-run third inningagainst Kitchen. In that frame the For¬esters got three of their four hits on theafternoon, as Kitchen allowed onlythree baserunners the remainder of theday.“I would like to win both (ends of adoubleheader),” said Kennedy, whoseteam has split both of its twinbills thisseason and has doubleheaders againstconference opponents at home Thurs¬day, Friday, and Saturday next week.Against Wheaton, the Maroonsjumped on the board in the secondwhen Arzou Ahsan singled home Det-loff. In the third the Maroons added apair to move up 3-0. Lynn Bircsakwalked, Howd was hit by a pitch, andWalsh singled home Bircsak. After awalk to Gemmill, which loaded thebases, Kitchen was hit with a pitch toforce in another run.The Crusaders struck back for bothof their runs in the fourth, when CindyGreen singled and took second on apassed ball. Carol Sellars singled herhome, and Sellars scored when JodyFinch tripled.Chicago added insurance runs in thefourth and sixth when Bircsak scoredon a Walsh single, and Mary Ishii,pinchrunning for O’Connell, scored onan error.Kitchen “pitched very well” accord¬ing to Kennedy, and recorded 12 strike¬outs in the Crusader game. On the sea¬son Kitchen has a 1.44 ERA per seveninnings, with 28 strikeouts in 34 inningsof work.“I’m really happy with what we’vebeen doing so far,” said Kennedy. “It(the conference race) is going to comedown to be in our hands,” she added, asthe Maroons will have finished theirconference schedule after next week¬end, and are presently bunched to¬gether with the remaining North Divi¬sion teams.Offensively Walsh, Gemmill, andKitchen have produced most of theruns, as Gemmill has eight RBI, Walshseven, and Kitchen six. In additionWalsh leads the team with a .500 bat¬ting average, followed by Gemmill at.375 and Kitchen at .353. Kennedy saidGemmill has also fielded very well atfirst base, with just one error in 42chances for a .976 fielding mark.Today and Saturday the Maroonsplay in the Greenville College Invita¬tional downstate, and they face OlivetCollege at 10 a m. today and Green¬ville, an NAIA school at 1 p.m. “Theidea is to try to play as many games aspossible (down there),” said Kennedy,“to try to get experience.” How theteam plays on Friday determines if itwill see any action on Saturday.After two outs sandwiched around awalk to Paige Thompson, Madelyn Det-loff cracked an RBI single to scoreKitchen, and third baseman DanaHowd knocked in two more runnerswith a base hit.“Their pitcher’s speed is comparableto Karen’s,” said Maroon head coachCheryl Kennedy. “We hit really well;we came out aggressive.”The Maroon bats cooled rapidly ingame two. Against the same Foresterpitcher Chicago mustered only five hitsand twommmA six-run fifth inning capped an af¬ternoon of explosive hitting as the Uni¬versity of Chicago women’s softballteam took the first game of a double-header against Lake Forest Tuesdayafternoon at Lake Forest. The Forest¬ers, now 2-2 and tied with Chicago inthe conference, took the second game,3-2.Monday the Maroons dispatched non¬league opponent Wheaton College, 5-2.The Maroons batted around in the biginning, as they pounded six hits. KateO’Connell led off with a double, and shescored on a triple by Helen Gemmill.Karen Walsh then brought Gemmillhome with a single, and rode home her¬self on a triple by Maroon pitcherKarenPHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLIKaren KitchenPHOTO BY ARTHUR U ELLISWheaton’s Sandra Visser is retired by first baseman Helen Gemmill. TheMaroons beat the Crusaders, 5-2.16—The Chicago Maroon—Friday. April 13, 1984—Where have you gone ,Dom DiMaggio?The ThirdBefore heading north, the Cubs made a very con¬troversial move by giving the regular centerfield jobto B. Dernier and deciding to platoon M. Hall and K.Moreland in rightfield. The result will be that theCubs will lose a lot of offense by platooning two oftheir most consistent hitters in order to play a speed¬ster, who hit only .231 w’hile playing mostly on Astro¬turf, everyday. Yet, the Cubs are merely trying tokeep up with the times, which say that Hall, as fastas he is, is not fast enough to play centerfield in the’80’s. This opinion, that the modern centerfieldermust be a world-class sprinter, is not yet a foregoneconclusion. Yet, it seems that this opinion is claimingthe careers of great centerfielders everywhere.This trend toward super fast centerfielders beganin 1978 when O. Moreno replaced A. Oliver in Pitts¬burgh, and since then, such outstanding center¬fielders as A. Otis, G. Maddox, R. Jones, and eventhe stately F. Lynn have been replaced by men fasterthan they, for better or worse.Tor better or worse’ is an appropriate phrase,since it is not necessarily true that teams with thefastest centerfielders are stronger up the middlethan teams with traditional centerfielders. The mainstrength of the modern centerfielder is that he cancatch the ball hit into the gap, whereas the tradition¬al centerfielder was considered to have done a goodjob if he merely cut the ball off in the gap, withoutletting it get past him. Certainly, a pitcher’s life iseasier if the threat of the extra-base hit can be blunt¬ed and so, teams like the Cubs have gone out to gettheir pitchers this advantage with Dernier. Yet. per¬haps these teams should look beyond the flashy, full-flight catches in the alleys. Maybe they should lookat the balls dropped at the end of a long run whichwas necessitated by poor positioning. Perhaps theyshould look at all those misjudged flyballs that onlythe fastest sprinter could catch after making the ini¬tial mistake. And they might also look at the rottenarms against w'hich faster opposing teams automati¬cally take the extra base, sometimes even when tag¬ging up.Whether a team is more harmed than enhanced bya super fast centerfielder is for specific manage¬ments to decide, as the Cubs have done. Yet, there isanother question, one of aesthetics, which is for base¬ball W'atchers to decide. That question is whether wewish to see baseball become less of an exhibition ofrefined talent and grace and more of a game of sheerathleticism. There are many, including this writer,who make up the “old guard.” who believe that themore athletic baseball becomes, the weaker it gets.Many of us would not be as enthusiastic about base¬ball today if, in our childhoods, we had not learned the empirical definition of grace from watching D.DiMaggio, E. Slaughter, or P. Blair play centerfield,for only in baseball could these gentlemen have ex¬celled. Yet, today’s centerfielder would be equallycapable of running under a length-of-the-field or alength-of-the-floor pass, as he is running under abaseball. Most of these moderns lack those skillswhich, for over a century, have bespoken the verysuccessful game of baseball, namely, presence, jud¬gement, and the aforementioned grace.What advice the “old guard” wishes to give theLords of Baseball is, “Baseball, know thy self!”—During the Cubs’ first homestand, you will beable to see some of the best athletic centerfielders inthe league. Dernier’s Cubs will face M. Wilson’sMets on April 13, 14, 15, L. Smith’s Cardinals April17, 18, and 19, and M. Wynne’s Pirates April 20, 21,and 22. All this takes place at Wrigley Field, right offthe Addison Street stop of the Howard El. —DC* * *On May 15 Willie Wilson and Jerry Martin will bein Royal and Met uniforms respectively. Last weekan arbitrator decided to lift their suspensions despitethe opposition of commissioner Bowie Kuhn. WhenKuhn imposed the suspensions on Wilson and Martinfor drug involvement last December he provided fora review of the penalties on May 15. At that timeKuhn was to decide if the players could be reinstated.The arbitrator beat Kuhn to the punch and underMajor League Baseball’s bargaining agreement thedecision of the arbitrator is binding. Does that meanthat arbitrator and not Peter Ueberroth will be base¬ball’s new commissioner?Next suspended player up for appeal is WillieAikens. If Aikens is let back into major league base¬ball this year it will make the Major League's drugpolicy a farce. Aikens admitted during an interviewin prison that on one occasion he snorted cocaine be¬fore a game late last year, just to see how he wouldplay under the drug’s influence. He went 0-for-4 withthree K’s. Anyone who would risk his life facing 90mph fastballs while impaired is not the type of per¬son baseball needs to promote itself. Could you imag¬ine if he was throwing 90 mph pitches while im¬paired. . . (I guess Dock Ellis could).Last week Kansas City faced their first test afterthe imprisonment of four of their players. With theYankees in KC for the opening series of the seasonthe Royals would usually expect 30-40.000 for each ofthe first three games. But on opening day only 10,000fans showed up. and the other twro games drew 14,000and 18,000. . . Although Tom Seaver’s first appearance as aWhite Sox was unimpressive (5 runs, 7 hits, in 4 1/3innings) he feels that he has to contribute more thanhis work on the mound if the White Sox are to win.Seaver said that “it is part of a veteran’s role to con¬tribute his experience,” and this in turn will lead to awinning attitude on the ball club. He added that a vet¬eran’s job is to “inform, educate, and even comfort”the younger players, and he will help any player thatasks him.At the age of 39 Seaver is not concerned about thechange of leagues he has to make. He expects thechange to be “a challenge and interesting (experi¬ence).” It will take him some time to learn the hit¬ters, but with the help of 12-year vet Carlton Fisk hethinks the transition will go smoothly. . .I may be wrong about Boston Red Sox’ managerRalph Houk. I thought anyone who would play a poorhitter and fielder like Glenn Hoffman over a slickfielding youngster like Jackie Gutierrez must be in¬sane. Well, last week in the Red Sox opener versusCalifornia Houk inserted Gutierrez as a defensive re¬placement for Hoffman at shortstop and in the bot¬tom of the ninth Gutierrez threw away his firstchance at short, allowing two runs to score to givethe Angels a 2-1 victory. Even so, Gutierrez should begiven a shot at the starting assignment in order tosolidify the left side of the Sox infield. . .Last weekend for the second time in five regularseason games the White Sox were no-hit. This timethey were victimized by Detroit righthander JackMorris. (Mike Warren of the A’s no-hit the Sox dur¬ing the last, weekend of ’83). Although Morris didn’thave his overpowering fastball Saturday he was ableto baffle the Sox with his forkball. The no-hitter waspart of a three-game sweep by the Tigers in whichthe Sox scored only five runs and had their recorddrop to 1-3. But for all you Sox fans, there is nothingto fear because no matter what happens during thefirst five months of the season the Sox will square offagainst the Twins and Mariners for the last 14 gamesof the season. Last year the Sox were a combined 20-6against these two teams. The American League callsthis a balanced schedule? — CF* * *First trivia question of the quarter: When Milt Wil¬cox almost threw his perfect game against the WhiteSox (it will be a year ago Sunday >, who was his pitch¬ing opponent? What was the eventual final score?And who did Jerry Hairston, the man who ended thebid. pinch-hit for?Dennis ChanskyCraig FarberMens track opens tomorrow against WabashBy Chuck BernardThe University of Chicago men’strack team begins its season tomorrowat the Wabash College Relays in Craw-fordsville, Indiana. The competitionmarks the return of senior Bob Fisher,who qualified for the finals of the 1500meters at the NCAA Division III na¬tional championships last year. Fur¬thermore, the meet will offer “an op¬portunity to give as many teammembers as possible a chance to com¬pete,” according to head coach TedHaydon.“We have a young team with a lot ofparticipants,” commented Haydon.“We have a lot of holes too.” Severeteam weaknesses seem to be the 100meters, the high hurdles, the polevault, the discus, and the javelin.Despite a number of weaknesses, theteam has several bright spots. In themiddle distances, sophomore John Sey-kora continues to lead all U of C run¬ners with strong early-season times inthe 800 meters. Seykora hopes to beable to duplicate the effort that enabledhim to win the indoor conference titleat that distance.All-UniversityThe Intramural Sports Departmentwill sponsor a schedule of events forNational Recreational Sports Week,April 15-21, to provide an opportunityfor faculty, staff, students, and alumnito participate in recreational pursuits.Many universities and collegesthroughout the U.S. are participatingin this endeavor.The events include the following:Sunday, from 1-2 p.m., a home runderby at Stagg Field. On Tuesday,from 12-1 p.m., there will be a push-up/sit-up contest at the HCFH multi¬purpose room, and on Thursday at12:30 p.m. is the Midway Mile Fun In the 400 intermediate hurdles, soph¬omore Guy Yasko returns to make hisbid for a berth in the conference finals.“I just missed the finals last year, andI’m pretty sure I can place this time,”confirmed Yasko. Yasko will also han¬dle the stick in the mile relay.In the 3200 meter steeplechase, se¬nior Aaron Rourke has been “experi¬menting successfully” according toCoach Haydon. Rourke is cautious,though. “I don’t know what kind ofshape I’m in. I haven't run a race sincethe end of indoors.” Nevertheless, “I’dlike to do well at Conference,” com¬mented Rourke. Indeed, Rourke has alegitimate chance to qualify for the na¬tionals in the steeplechase. He will alsorun the half and the 1500.The most encouraging news this sea¬son. though, is the return of Bob Fisherwho was forced to rehabilitate a stressfracture in his leg last season. “It stillhurts,” remarked Fisher, “but becausethere are only so many weeks left, I’mworking hard.”Fisher realizes the difficulty ofmatching last year’s efforts, 10th placein the 1500 meters at the Division III na-IM sportsRun, in front of Ida Noyes. Finally, theBasketball Hot-Shot competition willtake place next Saturday from 7-8 p.m.at HCFH court three.Again, these events are open to theentire university community, and reg¬istration takes place at the site of theevent. All events are free. Additional¬ly, male and female winners in eachcompetition will receive medallions,and there will be random drawings ateach event for T-Shirts.Varsity athletes are eligible to com¬pete, but they cannot win awards.For more information contact the IMOffice in Ida Noyes room 203. tional championships, after a season ofrehabilitation. “Last season. I wantedto come back and be an All-American,and maybe even win. Now. I’d just behappy qualifying and taking it fromthere.”"He’s a real mental runner,” stateda fellow runner. “He’s really tough,and he has a lot of talent. If he didn’tBy Geoff SherryThe University of Chicago women’strack team placed athletes in all buttwo events en route to their secondstraight Chicagoland IntercollegiateChampionship Saturday at North Cen¬tral College. With particularly strongefforts in the field events, the Maroonsdominated the meet to outdistance run¬ner-up Northwestern. 145-97, in the 15-team field.A “strong effort” was credited withthe victory as 12 athletes earned rib¬bons for the Maroons. Helen Straus,who had already qualified for the Na¬tionals in the triple jump, added twomore as she posted National marks of138-4 in the javelin (new school record)and 4408 points in the heptathlon.Straus also placed in the triple jump,the shot, and the discus.In addition, freshman Maria Del Fa-vero broke her own school record setlast week ( 109-64 ) with a discuss tossof 114 feet, along with placing fourth inthe shot. Third-year veteran BethLasky displayed versatility as sheplaced in six events, including a secondin the triple jump and the heptathlon.Although the field events were un¬questionably the strong point for theMaroons last weekend, the runners get hurt, he probably would have wonthe whole thing this year.”Fisher will lead the team tomorrowand this season as the Maroons hope toimprove on their fourth place finish inthe indoor conference championshipand their third place finish in lastyear’s outdoor conference champion¬ship.continued to show signs of improve¬ment. Sparked by freshmen RomneeClark and Myra LaVenure. and sopho¬more Linda Kinney, the Maroonsgrabbed spots in all but the 400 meterrun. The 400 meter relay team of Clark,LaVenue, Kinney, and Sara Dellclocked a “disappointing” time of54.28. “Our handoffs were not thatgood,” commented LaVenue. Clarkadded. “We didn’t have a chance topractice for this event that much be¬fore the meet. W’e will definitely im¬prove.” Clark grabbed ribbons in the200 m. 100 m, and the long jump, w'hileLaVenue added a fifth in the 100 meterhigh hurdles. Kinney contributed a sec¬ond in the long jump and a seventh inthe 1500 m.The middle and upper distance run¬ning events are not the squad's strongpoints, although Coach Linda White-head is optimistic about the chances forimprovement. “Sue Snow, Ann Reed,and Rachel Vinkey will definitely con¬tribute. I am very pleased with theirwork so far this year.” Reed placedfifth in the 3000 m last weekend whileSnow grabbed fourth in the 10,000 m.The team hopes to continue its win¬ning ways this weekend at the Mon¬mouth RelaysWomen take first in track,Straus qualifies againThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984—17mSailing ClubThe opening event of the sailingclub’s 1984 season will be a colorful lec¬ture on the 1983 America’s Cup. Sailor-photographer Greg Shires will give aslideshow lecture covering the Ameri¬ca’s Cup process Monday at 8:30 p.m.in Ida Noyes Hall, second floor lounge.Greg was a member of the Freedom(Liberty) campaign for the Cup’s de¬fense, and the official photographer ofthe 25th America's Cup. The lecturecovers the history of the competition,the selection of opponents, and the finalraces for the Cup.Some members of the Club are al¬ready starting to sail in spring intercol¬legiate racing, and campus area sail¬ing will begin soon. Activities of theClub will intensify, as summer warmthfinds Chicago. In May the Club plans abarbeque and sailing bash at JacksonPark Harbor, to celebrate the arrivalof the boats to the lakefront. As part ofthe Club’s committment to encourageuse of our 90-mile wide Lake Michiganplayground, lessons are planned tobegin during the real bathing suitweather of late June or early July.From now until late fall, new leader¬ship. new members, and a host of newactivities will share this sailing seasonpretty hot. —Paul LyonMen’s TennisThe University of Chicago men’stennis squad’s dual match against theUniversity of Illinois-Chicago, sche¬duled for this past Monday, was rainedout and played yesterday afternoon in¬stead (results on Tuesday). The squadtravels to Beloit, WI tomorrow to facdeBeloit College and Lake Forest in a tri¬angular meet. The team will then hostElmhurst College Monday at InglesideCourts at 3 p.m. —Jane LookRugbyOn Saturday the U of C rugby teamwill travel to the Chicago Lions’ pitchto play the Lions’ second, fourth, andfifth sides. The first game between theU of C first side and the Lions’ secondside starts at 11 a.m. The next game,between the U of C second side and theLions’ fourth side starts at 12:30. Andfinally, at 5 p.m. the Maroons’ thirdside will take on the Lions’ fifth side.An excellent match between the Lions’first side (last year’s place finisher forthe club national championship) andthe Cincinnati Rugby Club will beplayed at 2:30. All games will beplayed on the Lions’ home pitch.The Lions’ second side provides per¬haps the toughest competition of theyear for the Maroons. The Lions' sec¬ond side is always tough, but if theMaroons play aggressive, team-orient¬ed rugby, they stand a great chance foran upset. The pack will be solid thisweek with Pete Layton and Bill Dennet SPOUTSMaroon Scoreboardback in the lineup, and the backs, withTom Powell and Brett Stanwyck alsoreturning, provide a constant scoringthreat. If the Maroons jump on theLions early and establish the tempo ofthe game, they may pull off the victo¬ry.To get to the Lions’ pitch, simplytake Lake Shore Drive North to FosterAvenue. From there, go east from thelake; the pitch will easily be in sight.The Lions are hosting a party at theirclubhouse after the last game, and allMaroon rugby fans are welcome.—Mike Trov Women’s TrackTeam scores at Chicagoland Invita¬tional: U of C 145, Northwestern 97,North Central 95, Wheaton 54, Harper44, Loyola 29, Triton Community 22,UIC 12, DuPage 12, Oakton 11, Elm¬hurst 10, North Park 8, Wright 8, Con¬cordia 1, Illinois Benedictine 1. Chin (UC) def. Moore <C) 6-1,6-0; Woi-denberg-Mowery tUC) def. Wilson-Speer (C) 6-1, 6-0, Vail-Kang (UC) def.Krive-Camey CC) 4-6, 6-1, 6-2, Ko-Lujan (UC) def. Woile-Moore (C> 6-1,6-2.Around the ConferenceCornell College will be ineligible tocompete in three Midwest CollegiateAthletic Conference (MCAC) men’schampionship meets, including nextmonth’s 1984 outdoor track champion¬ships. under sanctions announced re¬cently by the conference.Conference President John J. MacA-loon of the University of Chicago an¬nounced that the sanctions were votedby the conference faculty representa¬tives after a “thorough review and dis¬cussion” by faculty representativesand athletic directors at the league’sregular spring meeting March 31-April1 at Lake Forest College.During that review, MacAloon re¬ported, it was determined that viola¬tions of MCAC and NCAA ‘‘rules andprinciples” had occurred with respectto the participation of an ineligible ath¬lete in the 1983 indoor track season, il¬legal “tryouts” of a prospective stu¬dent athlete during the 1983 crosscountry season, and illegal qualifyingraces for the NCAA championshipsduring the 1983 outdoor track season.The sanctions withdraw Cornell’s eli¬gibility to compete in Midwest Confer¬ence men’s championship meets forthe 1984 outdoor track, 1984 crosscountry and 1985 indoor track sea¬sons.The college’s second-place finish inthe 1983 men’s indoor track meet isalso to be stricken from the recordalong with any individual placementsby the ineligible athlete.The sanctions further require “com¬plete dissocation” of the responsiblecoach from all aspects of the Cornelltrack and cross country programs be¬tween now and the opening of the1985-86 academic year.The faculty representatives, at thesame meeting, issued a letter of repri¬mand to Ripon College and its men’sbasketball program for a technical vio¬lation of MCAC rules in the recruitingof a prospective transfer student ath¬lete. Men’s TennisChicago 7, Lawrence 2 at MCAC tri¬meet Saturday: Woldenberg (UC) def.Montross (L> 6-1, 6-2, Vail (UC) def.Olson (L) 6-2, 6-1, Ducan (L> def. Kang(UC) 6-2, 6-1, Lujan (UC) def. Harten-stein (L> 6-3, 7-6, Ko (UC) def. Alien(L) 6-3, 6-0, Sasenice (L> def. Chin(UC) 6-7, 7-6, 7-6; Woldenberg-Mowery(UC) def. Montross-Olson (L) 6-4, 7-6,Kang-Vail (UC) def. Ducan-Allen (L)6-2, 6-2, Ko-Lujan (UC) def. Sasenice-Fraser (L) 3-6, 6-2, 6-3.Chicago 9, Cornell 0 at MCAC tri¬meet Saturday: Woldenberg (UC) def.Krive (C) 6-2,6-1, Vail (UC) def. Wilson(C) 6-0, 6-1, Kang (VC) def. Speer (C>7-6, 6-3, Lujan (UC* def. Carney (C)6-1, 7-6, Ko (UC) def. Wolle (C) 6-0, 6-1, 2-20-0SoftballChicago 2, Beloit 0Vote ooo 000Beloit 000 000Beloit 5, Chicago 4UofC 100 000 3-4 7 2Beloit 000 100 4-5 5 4One out when winning run scored:Home run — Walsh (Chicago).Chicago 5, Wheaton 2Wheaton 000 200 0-2 3 4Chicago 012 101 x-5 4 1Winning Pitcher — Kitchen; LOB —Chicago 8.Chicago 13, Lake Forest 3Chicago 203 061 1-13 13 5LF 100 020 0- 3 5 4LOB — Chicago 7, Lake Forest 8Lake Forest 3, Chicago 2Chicago 002 000 0-2 5 4LF 030 000 x-3 4 3LOB — Chicago 6, Lake Forest 4Norbert coach Connie Tilley, freshfrom coaching the Green Knights to theconference basketball crown over theMaroons, leads a squad of 21 with sixreturning lettermen into the confer¬ence for the first time. Lake Forestmanaged to split a doubleheader withthe Green Knights last weekend, how¬ever, so the conference race may tight¬en up as the season progresses.Lawrence also enters fast pitch soft-ball play for the first time, and theywill play in the north division. Coe andMonmouth are favorites in the south¬ern division. The Maroons will play sixgames in three days next weekend, theheart of their conference schedule. Allthe games take place at home at NorthField. —Frank Luby conference (16), hosts Norbert for adoubleheader tomorrow. The GreenKnights bring a squad of 29, with asmany returning lettermen as theMaroons have players on their roster,including 1984 All-MCAC pitcher TerryWallace, third baseman GregMoroder, and first baseman Joe Em¬merich, who earned All-MCAC honorsin basketball as well. The opener startsat 1 p.m. at Stagg Field.Monmouth and Coe are favorites inthe southern division. —Frank LubyU of C Coed CrewBaseballSt. Norbert is also favored to win thenorth division in baseball, withLawrence a close second. Chicago,with the smallest squad in the entire Five regattas fill the spring schedulefor University of Chicago Coed Crew.The highlight of the slate occurs May 5when the team holds the U of C SpringRegatta at the Lincoln Park Lagoon inChicago. That race will feature North¬western, Notre Dame, and the LincolnPark Boat Club as well. All of the re¬gattas will have men’s and women’sevents.SoftballThe coaches in the MACW havetabbed the University of Chicago soft-ball team for a second place finish be¬hind St. Norbert in the first year everof divisional play in the conference. Sports CalendarMen’s Track — Saturday, April 14, at the Wabash College Relays in Craw-forsville, IA.Softball — Friday, April 13, at the Greenville College Invitational, Green¬ville, 1L. They play Olivet College at 10 a.m. and Greenville at 1 p.m.Baseball — Saturday, April 14, doubleheader vs. St. Norbert College at StaggField, 1 p.m.Men’s Tennis — Saturday, April 14, tri-meet vs. Beloit and Lake Forest atBeloit College, and Monday, April 16, vs. Elmhurst College, 3 p.m., at Inglesidecourts.Rugby — Saturday, April 14, vs. Chicago Lions’ second, fourth, and fifthsides, at the Lions’ home pitch, 11 a.m. Directions to the field are in the rugbybrief in the scoreboard.Crew — Saturday, April 14, vs. Milwaukee Rowing Club and Lincoln ParkBoat Club, at Milwaukee.BEERSCHLITZOLD MILWAUKEEHAMM’SPABSTOLYMPIA 6-12 oz. cans(warm only) PRICE REDUCTION SALE!WINE Sale Dale#: 4/13 —4/19LIQUORGLUNZ(red or white)1.5 tarSETTLERSCREEK ROSE1.5 hrBLACK TOWERLIEBFRAUMILCH750 mlor ROUGE750 ml $499 MOGEN DAVID JACK DANIELS $049CONCORD750 ml 2/$5 750 ml 5KORBEL SMIRNOFF$099 CHAMPAGNE s6" VODKA S/199O 750 ml 750 ml$399 CANEIWINES750 ml $329or 2/!5 BACARDI RUM750 ml $529% GALLO MARTELL$<J99 WINES1.5 Itr 3/s8 VS COGNAC750 ml $1299WE DELIVER!$10.00 minimum’* plus delivery chargeWE ACCEPT VISA/MASTERCARD & CHECKS K 1MBARK LIQUORS 493-& WINE SHOPPE 33551214 E. 53rd St.In Kimbark Plaza Hoar*:Smu.i Noon-MidnightMon.-Thar*.: I a.m.-l a.a*.Fri. tk Sat.: I a.a*.-2 a.aa.The Chicago Maroon—F riday, April 13, 1984 aCLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. 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Sublet thru Aug; reg lease after $720thru Aug. call 643-5061 eves, wkends.APARTMENT SUBLET OR RENT mid JuneJuly 1. 55th Blackstone (Blackstone Villa) 3 1/2rooms IBR fully furnished carpeted, faces sun- III CLASSIFIES!!*ny courtyard laundry room, clean quiet safevery well maintained bldg 1 blk to coop 2 blksto 1C. 955 4823. 70 TOYOTA CORONA 4 dr, 4 sp, Oregon car,one owner, maint. record. Exc radials, Newstrtr altntr, dist. $350 or best 955-7424 eve, wkndRoom for rent in sunny, spacious apt. Close tocampus. NON SMOKER. Avail MAY 1st.$150/mo plus util. 288-0546.2 BD APT May-Sept sublet/fall option/D busstores close/$335 mo inc heat appliances/Wellkept. 53rd 4- Kenwood Call 288 4234 pets ok!HOUSE FOR SALE : charming freestand. hsecentr H.Pk. Ray Sch. 7 rm w Ige bright kitch &pantry; 3 full bthr, 1 en suite w giant marbletub fnshd bsmt. Dbl gar. frnt. grdn. back/sidegrassed yards childpr. w sndbx. patio. NEWhot wtr tank wiring, cntl heat/A. cond. syst.skylt. storm drs/wndw. pol oak firs, move incond. $165,000 288-8177 aft. 7.Available JUNE 1: apt in EAST HYDE PARK,lbr. SAFE bldg., Mgr. on Premises. Furnishedor unf $450/month, inc Utilities 1-yr. lease.Near 1C, on Bus Route. Call (eves) 241-5265.APARTMENTS FOR RENTLARGE 3 BEDROOM, 2 bath, lots of strippedwood, yard, garage, Rental possible. Sunporches and nice floor plan, ideal for family orgraduate students. $750/mo. Ms. Harris or Ms.Rich. HILD REALTY GROUP 955-1200STUDIO APARTMENT for rent $260. HILDREALTY GROUP 955 1200SPACE WANTEDProf, seeks 3-4 bdrm. house/apt. Hyde Parkacad. yr. '84-5. Call Gene collect 415-524-5589eves, or 415 642 4670 days.Couple sk Ige APT TOWNHOUSE w yard forlate Spring or Fall. Call Walter at 962-3200x270.Couple sk Ige APT/TOWNHOUSE w yard forlate Spring or Fall. Call Walter at 962 3200 x370FOR SALEDodge Van for sale. Slantsix (cylinder), 15-20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $600. Bill 493-9122 Brown metal wardrobes $25 each. Foam rub¬ber gold plush armchair bed $50. 962 7126 days,643 8974 eves.SIMMONSFULLSIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt. & box. Brandnew, still wrapped. Value $325 sell for $95. Freeframe 8. delivery. 883 8881.VINTAGE CLOTHING SALE April 14, 15 12noon 6PM Shower yourself with Spring Sav¬ings for sunny days ahead HEAVEN at 6981 N.Sheridan for monthly sales of women's andmen's vintage clothing and accessories.PEOPLE WANTEDTEST YOURSELF. Can you manage your timeproductively? Work 2-4 hrs/wk consistently?Are you success-oriented? Self-motivated?Marketing position available on campus. 1-800-243-6679.Jackson Pk Sailboat has space for 4 m/f crew,w'ends May to Nov. some overnite. No $, butlots of beer, fun and work on club races. Mayconsid depen novice, no smok aboard. 651-2843STUDENT CREDIT UNION is looking fordedicated volunteers interested in office opera¬tions and banking. Apply in person or call 324-6354Placement Secretary. Friendly and skilled in¬dividual to work at CAPS office. 962-7040. EOE.I'm looking for a COMMODORE 64 PRO¬GRAMMER who knows graphics and assem¬ble language. Part-time help is needed for aspecial project. Call Curtis at 312 895-1079 or219-923 6166.Director for Hyde Park Preschool Centre Mustmeet state licensing requirements in trainingand experience. Position available immediate¬ly. For info call Ann Kieran 955-3504.GOVERNMENT JOBS. $8,342-$75,177/year.For Information call 805-687-6000 Ext. R-7000(Call refundable). LOVELY, RENOVATED 2 flat.Stripped wood, modern kitchens,separate heating plants. Largeyard. 2 car garage. 1 - 3 bedroomand 1 - 4 bedroom unit. Good asowner occupied plus income; or asinvestment property. Asking$130,000.MODERN LOW-RISE. 2bedroom condo. Located in lovelyKenwood. May be just the perfectaffordable home for you. Modernkitchen. Good association. Mid$40’s.GOLDEN TRIANGLE - 4bedroom, 2 bath on lovely tree-lined street just minutes from U-Ccampus. This condo with hard¬wood floors, some carpeting, eat-in kitchen and superb backyardmay be just what you are lookingfor. This size apartment, so closeto campus, is rarely on the market,especially at this excellent price.Under $90,000.CARPETING. 1 rm. Brown, 1 Tan. Must SellBy Sun. Best Offer. Call 947-8121 Jim orSharon.VIDEOTAPE RENTALS VHSonlyAsk about our Introductory SpecialsMODELCAMERA 1342 E 55th.COKIN SPECIAL EFFECTS FILTERSPROSERIEStwo for one saleMODEL CAMERA 1342 E . 55th St. 493-6700 Established Greeting Card Company seekscartoonists, writers, illustrators. Humor ourspecialty. Send samples to Box 418, Rockport,ME 04856. SASE required for return of samplesand/or guidelines.WHAT'S A STORY. Earn $4.00 in under anhour just by reading some texts and answeringsome simple questions. Undergrads only,please. Karl 962-9438 (leave msg.) 363-7168(eves.)Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HIST()RICL*\D\L\RKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $505 • Two Bedroom from $700Rent includes heat, cooking gas, and master TV antennaQVMennere/touse16-42 East 56th Street^In Hy de Park, across the ptirk fromThe Museum of Science and bidustryFqu.il H< niMng vtumtv \t.m.i#ei.l b\ Metroplcv Inc PRICE ADJUSTED TO JUST$14,000. 1 bedroom co-op apart¬ment with elevator. Watch thepark come alive this spring fromyour window. A super buy!ANNOUNCING A KECK, 3LEVEL TOWNHOUSE. Close toChicago Osteopathic Hospital andthe University. 4 bedrooms, 2 Vibaths, central air-conditioning,woodburning fireplace, enclosedyard, large study, laundry andshop area. Realistically priced at$110,000NEW TO THE MARKET INHEDGEROW - Come see thisbeautiful 3 bedroom with full bathand 2 half bath Bi-level moderntownhouse in mint condition.Amenities include an undergroundgarage, central air, hardwoodfloors and all appliances includingwasher and dryer. $119,000.WANT LAKE VIEWS, space andsecurity? Then this 3 bedroom atthe Barclay is for you. Priced inthe S60’s - it's a bargain! Check itout!PERFECT FOR FAMILIES!Enclosed yard with assigned park¬ing comes with this sparklingbright 3 bedroom. Old worldcharm with modern conveniences.$60’s.SUNSHINE STREAMSTHROUGH southern and easternexposures, and makes the oakfloors sparkle. Modern kitchenand bath. Ray School district. Mid$50’s.UNIVERSITY PARK - 2bedroom, 2 bath condo in im¬maculate condition. Oak parquetfloors, Levolor blinds and campusview from high corner unit. All forthe sacrifice price of $56,000.NEAR CAMPUS - A SUPERLOCATION! Great condoassociation. 1 bedroom, separatedining room. Mid $40’s.A SKY HIGH HOME where everywindow frames a view of the cityor lake! Priced for a quick sale,this 3 bedroom condo can be yoursfor under $70,000! A recentlyrehabbed hi-rise could be your newhome.ARE YOU LOOKING FORNEAR NORTH AMENITIES at aHyde Park location? This is a 2bedroom condo plus sauna,hospitality suite, and courtyard foroutdoor fun. Mid $40’s.HILD REALTY GROUP1365 H. 53rd St.355-1200The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984—19People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE Processor/Typist/Editor: 3630522PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM WordProcessor-Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962 6263.TYPING Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables - All Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667-8657.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep-Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341-3660.We Have The Lowest Airfares To Europe AndAcross America! For Free Color Brochure,Write to: Campus Travel-Box 11387 St. Louis,Mo. 63105. Professional Word Processor (IBM) 363-0522.Passport Photos while U wait.Model Camera, 1342 E 55th. 493-6700FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumes,papers, all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call924-4449.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807 MC-C Insured 594-2086French TUTORING, proofreading by ex¬perienced native teacher, MA French Philogy752-5577.RACQUET STRINGING Tennis, Racquetball,& Squash racquets professionally strung 1DAY SERVICE Call Kevin Shalla 241-7991.NEED HELP in math or physics Tutoringreasonable rates 752-7757.WEDDING Photography & InvitationsYour Wedding Day should be special. It's atime of gathering and celebration with yourfriends and relatives. Good professional protraitures and documentation of this specialevent lasts forever. Visit with us. The BET¬TER IMAGE 1344 E. 55th 643-6262.One ft space open for toddler°infant with exploving mother meals inc ref call 241-6545PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 684-6882SCENESYou May Be Missing The BEST BREAKFASTIN Hyde Park. The Medici on 57fh Street is nowserving breakfast. We serve breakfast from 7:30 to 11:30 every weekday. Hot-from-theoven Croissants, Omlets, Waffles, PancakesEggsetera - and our incredible coffee, ofcourse. We look forward to making yourbreakfast. Tasty One!!!KADIMA present an Introduction to the Sym¬bols, Rituals, and ideas of the Passover Seder.Thursday, April 19, 5:15 pm, Cobb 107, $3.50. Alight supper will be served. Call Rebecca at288 8032 by April 15.Speed with reckless abandon to Pierce parkinglot tomorrow April 14, 10-4. We'll do things toyour car you never thought possible.WRITERS'WORKSHOP Plaza 2-8377.LOST AND FOUNDFOUND: Camera and case, third floor Cobb,Tues. April 10 to identify and claim, call Tad at684-6533 after 11 PM.PERSONALSAre you Bright? Witty? Fun to be with? Enjoytravel? I'm going to Europe this summer andwould like a female to join me. All expensespaid!! Send pic & d to Maroon Box 8.To my one and only...Blah, blah, blah...blah, blah.5550, 5440, 5727; Here we grow again!G-stay away from prospies, they don't slidewell when they stroke -ABumper - Steroids for Peace! Happy Anniver¬sary, All my love Babycakes.STARTS FRIDAY AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE20—The Chicago Mafnon—Friday, April 12, 1981 MAD MAX V 8—stay away from King Oscar orI will tell Diane 22654THYEARUNDERGRADUATESEarn $4.00 in less that 30 minutes by par¬ticipating in a study on long term memory.Call 962-8859, after 1pm.NOT FEELINGAS HOT AS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm 7am at 753-1777.WANTTO LEARN TOUSE COMPUTERS?ATTEND THE COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FOR SPRING QUARTER. TheComputation Center is once again offering aseries of free non credit seminars and low costnon-credit courses on computing topics for theUniversity community during spring quarter.These classes begin on April 6 and continuethrough May.A schedule and description of these seminarsand courses is available from the Center at thefollowing locations: Usite Business Office(Wieboldt 310), from 9:00 fo 4:00, Monday-Friday; Main Business Office (Merriam 164,1313 E. 60th), from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday - Fri¬day at the Staff Office Building (5737 S. Univer¬sity), 8:30 to 5:00, Monday - Friday, Copies ofthe schedule may also be obtained from theSocial Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Pro¬gram Advisor at Usite and the Terminal Attendant at Usite.The seminars offer introductions and overviews to topics of general computing interest:computer concepts, fundamentals of computing, computerized text processing,microcomputing, and database architectureOur seminars also discuss how to use specificsoftware on the DEC-20 computers; introduc¬tion to the DEC 20's, Edit/Runoff text editingand formatting, SED full screen text editing,Tell a graf and Cuechart graphics, NCPcalcspreadsheet, SCSS statistical analysis, andhow to use the DEC-20's as personal computers. Finally, the seminars discuss specificsoftware available on the IBM computersystem: the MVS operating system, Super-wylbur, the ACF2 security program, IBM textprocessing (TREATISE, SCRIPT, GML), andSAS/'GRAPH.In addition to the seminars we teach a five-partcourse on the MUSE word processing systemavailable on the DEC-20's (the fee for thiscourse has been waived for spring quarter)and a six part course on using SPSSX on theIBM system (the cost is $30.00, which includescomputer time).To register for the MUSE course, call YvonneMcNear at 962-7173. Registration for theSPSSX course is handled at the Usite BusinessOffice in Wieboldt 310. Some of our seminarsalso require phone-in registration; see thecomplete schedule of classes for further information.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962 7173 or via DEC-20 MM toSJAFF. DONCRABB.BUCKS FOR BRAINS!People needed for studies on how the twohalves ot the brain work. Simple memory andperceptual tasks. Pays cash, Right & left¬handers call 962-8846, 9 5.ANXIOUS?SEEK ING TRE ATM E N T?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof drug preference. Participants will alsoreceive $60.00 in return for their participationin the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age. Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs at therapeutic doses. Call962-3560 for information or to volunteer. Mon-Fri, 10:30am-3:00pm.LESBIAN? GAY?GALA holds a Discussion/Coffeehouse everyTue. at 9pm at 5615 S Woodlawn. Friends foodconversation in unpressured setting 962 9734.APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Spacious, newly-decorated V/i, 2%,studios & 1 bedroomapartments in a quietwell-maintained buildingBU8-5566COMPUTATION CENTERTOURSOFUSITEThe Computation Center will otter tours of theUSITE computer facility again this quarter -from Monday, April 2 through Thursday April19. The tours will be ottered according to thefollowing schedule:MONDAY & TUESDAY - 12 noonWEDNESDAY & THURSDAY -4:40p.m.Each tour lasts approximately 20 minutes andcovers the various equipment and facilitiesavailable to computer users at USITE. Thetours will begin in USITE at the bust of WaltWhitman.VIDEO COMPUTERCLASSESEach month the Computer Center makesavailable to its customers several kinds ofcomputer courses on videotape (which are sup¬plemented by written materials). Thesecourses are either supplied by an outside ven¬dor (DELTAK) and are available at low cost($10.00 per course module) or are produced bythe Center and are available at no charge.The following video courses are available foruse at the USITE Self-Study Facility in Weibolt310. Further information on course rental anduse is available from the USITE business of¬fice and the USITE terminal attendant. DuringApril we have the following DELTAK coursesfor renfal ($10.00each):THE FORTRAN PROGRAMMINGLANGUAGE SERIES(modules 1-4)- Introduction to FORTRAN-The Basic FORTRAN Program-FORTRAN Input/Output Techniques-Selection Structures in FORTRANTHE PASCAL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGESERIES(modules 1-4)- Getting Started With Pascal--Think of a Number-Doing Arithmetic- Being ChooseyWe also have available (for no charge)videotaped Center seminars:THE FUNDAMENTALS OF COMPUTING (3,90 minute videos*INTRODUCTION TO MICROCOMPUTINGAT THE U.OFC. (3, 90 minute videos)Finally, we also have a Center produced videoon "GETTING STARTED AT USITE"available. For more information on any ofthese courses contact the Center's EducationalCoordinator, Don Crabb, at 962-7173 or viaDEC 20MM toSTAFF. DONCRABB.GAMES DAYOn Saturday, April 14, relax and enjoy yourseltat the Games Day at Ida Noyes Hall. PlayTrivial Pursuit, Dungeons and Dragons, Risk,Runequest, Monopoly, Diplomacy, Traveller,and many other boardgames, role-playinggames, and wargames. If you own a game thatyou want to play, bring it along! Some gameswill be there already. Novices are welcome.Sponsored by SGFC and the Fantasy GamersClub.ANXIOUS ABOUTEXAMS?The Dean of Students Office in the College is of¬fering a workshop for undergraduates whohave a problem with exam anxiety and whowould like to resolve it. For more informationcontact your College Advisor.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share. You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777.BIG BROTHERis laughing at you..1984: A South Side StoryApril 13 & 14. Ida Noyes Theater. 7:30. $1,JAZZERCISE CLASSESJoin now for a high energy workout that com¬bines the total body conditioning benefits ofaerobics with the fun of dance. Jazzerciseclasses are held at 6 and 7pm. On Tuesdays and5254 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 Thursdays in the Blue Gargoyle, 57th andUniversity Ave. Join Anytime. For more infocall 436-4115.ERA and ABORTIONDr. John T. Noonan, Jr. Professor of LegalPhilosophy and History, U.C.Berkeley—Remarks from recent Senatetestimony. This Friday 4:15; Law SchoolClassroom 2.LESBIAN?Come to the lesbian coming out workshop SunApril 15, 2:00-4:30. Meet people in a warm, un¬pressured setting. Call 924-5057 to register.FOR A GOOD TIMEFor a good time come one come all to partywith INDIAN STUDENTS ASSOC. 1-House Sat4-14 9pm-lam; music & food.FICTION WRITINGWORKSHOP. Will release your creativeenergy. Satisfaction guaranteed. Sat or Sunnoon. Call Shouri Daniels (Molly Ramaujan)eves 667-0673.THE MIKADOLast chance for discount tickets to the Mikadowith the London Savoyards performing tomorrow, April 14. $17 and $9 tickets available inSAO, 210 Ida Noyes Hall.THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm-11:30pm, Fri-Sat: 4pm12:30am.RESUME SERVICEExtensive type styles & paper selection. Pro¬mpt service. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 2882233TWO BEAUTIFUL LARGEORIENTAL CARPETSWe have just received two absolutely gorgeousroom size c. 1930 Persian carpets: a 10-10 x 12-10 Baktiari (all-over compartment design) andan 8-6 x 10-6 Heriz (central medallion). Bothcarpets are in excellent condition with thick,lustrous pile; rich colors-dark blues, greens,browns, burgundy, ivory. The unusual style ofboth carpets falls between geometric andfloral. These carpets won't remain here forvery long, so call now. We also have a rare,very elegant camel-color, open-field Persianrunner (3 x 10) and a fine ivory and rustTurkish floral rug (6 x 9). Our selection oftribal prayer rugs and Bokhara carpets, asalways, is superb—and reasonably priced. Tosee these wonderful carpets, call 288-0524.SIMULATED PEARLGet in step for "String of Pearls" this year'sSpring Dance with "Simulated Pearl"—Aballroom dance with instruction by ArturoPerez-Reyes. Friday, April 27, 8 pm. Ida NoyesHall. Free!!LESBI AN? COMING OUT?Come to the lesbian coming out workshop atIda Noyes, Sun. April 15, 2:00 4:30. Meet peoplein a warm, unpressured setting. Call 924-5057 toregister.SOFTWARE PUBLISHINGI'm looking for someone with experience insoft ware publishing to assist, on a part-timebasis, in aspects of production and marketingof a series of software packages. Call Curtis at312 895-1079 or 219-923-6166.IHCOFFICER ELECTIONSAll persons planning to live in the housingsystem and commuters are eligible. Nominations for presidency, VP (the HARC Chair) andSec/Treswill be held at April 17th Meeting in1964: A South Side StoryThe Lower Rickert all mole musicalApril 10 + 14 7:00Ido Noyes $ 1Hyde Park's Completely SewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T. V. Antenna • Sere Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heat • Sere Appliances• H all to Wall Carpeting • Sight Doormen• Central Air ConditioningI Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $5255200 S. BLACKSTONE A VE.1 BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURT Harpet 284 at7:30. A candidate may nominatehimself; an IHC second is necessary. Electionswill be held at the May 1 IHC meeting.TOGAS AND BLUES...may not mix, but truck over to Phi DeltaTheta's TOGA PARTY tonight to find out foryourself. The south side's own Phil Guy BluesBand, along with additional fraternal backup,will be jamming until dawn. Full liquidrefreshments, famous Massacre Punch, andfree FRESH barley pop will be served. Freedoor prizes. All studenfs, profs and prospieswelcome w/UCID. Don'f miss fhis one! Fri.April 13, 5635 University, 9:30-. $1 w/toga, $2w/o. There won't be many more like this!STATEWIDECONFERENCEThe IL Lesbian and Gay Student Caucus will beholding its annual statewide conference April13-14. There will be films, workshops, andspeakers. For information call GALA at 962-9734.AARON FRICKEAaron Fricke author ot Retlections of aRockLobster, will be speaking on "Growing UpGay" Fri April 20, Ida Noyes at 2:30. There willbe a reception afterwards. Sponsored byGALA.MIDDLE KINGDOMMOVIECSA Chinese movies with English subtitle, 7:30Sat4/14 I. House East Rm changed frm IdaNoyesHEY SAILOR!Join Sailing Club at Monday's lecture FUN!AMERICA'S CUPSlide presentation by sailor-photographer for1983 Cup races. Monday 8:30 Ida Noyes 2nd fir.BABYSITTER/COMPANIONNine year old boy wants interesting babysit¬ter/companion after school (3-6:00 usually) 3to 5 days per week. Having a car is big asset.Position can continue thru summer Compensation attractive. Good position for male orfemale student or spouse. E venings 493-1066 ARMENIAN STUDENTSOrganization meeting Sunday 7:00 at IdaNoyes.WORD ISOUT!GALA will be showing the film, "Word is Out"in Ida Noyes, Thurs April 19 at 8:30 PM. Thefilm is a documentary which deals frankly andcomprehensively wifh coming out issues.BEAT A PATHPATHFINDERS TOASTMASTERSis looking for ebullient individuals interested inthe art of public speaking. Absolutely NO EX¬PERIENCE NECESSARY. Bring your desireto learn to Cobb Hall. Room 110, on Wednesday, April 18 and May 2 and 16, or call 753-0330for information.I-HOUSE SPEAKERSERIESState Representative Barbara Flynn Curriewill speak on "Mechanics of the AmericanElectoral Process" on Wednesday, April 18,7:30pm Homeroom, 1414 E. 59th Street.UNIX SYSTEM VIf you would like your on-campus minicom¬puter (VAX, HP 9000, PDP/11) included in theUniversity's Education Source License forUnix System V, please contact Hal Bloom at962-7155 for further details. This applies tosystems which will be used foracademic/educational purposes only.CARWASHCome get your car washed tomorrow April 1410-4 in Pierce parking lot. We'll do you good for$3.00.GAY/LESBIAN PEOPLE1984 is the 15th anniversary of the Stonewallriots-the event that energized our struggle forfreedom. DIGNITY is a vibrant and proudorganization active in all fields of this struggleGet involved in our social, educational andpolitical committees. Come and march with usat Chicago's Pride Parade, June 24 A greatfeeling on a great day! We invite you to ourCatholic liturgy every Sunday at 7 PM in thechurch at 824 W. Wellington. A social hourfollows. Call us evenings, 549-2633, or writeDIGNITY, PO Box 11261, Chicago, IL 60611.People of all faiths are always welcome at ourMass.wo/nas/oZ/e yfys//*t&ea/ (o^ZaZe493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMEOPEN HOUSE5551 KIMBARKSUNDAYAPRIL 15, 1-3 pm$41,000 ONE-BEDROOM"convertible" to 2.11%% fixed loan.$45,000 ONE-BEDROOM on first floor.$47,000 ONE-BEDROOM on thirdfloor.ALL LIGHT, AIRY ANDSUNNY—overlooking gardens.55th & BLACKSTONESparkling condominium,remodeled "wooden kitchen"w/pass through twobedroom-2 bath. ReallyStunning!$58,500 NEW! YOU'VE ASKED FORFRONT APARTMENT INSOUTH TIERHERE IT IS!NEAR 59th & STONY$98,500Excellent condition, three-bedroom,three-bath. Inside parking.IMAGINE!BIG AS A HOUSE!Four bedrooms, 2,800 sq. ft.Beamed ceilings, slidingdoors, 15-ft. long buffet,many features special toyou. Near Ancona. Availablesummer.$85,000The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 13, 1984— 21Sunday april 158pm, mandelhallTHE MAJORACTIVITIESBOARDPRESENTSJAZZSAXOPHONIST12$ non-students7$ Students (ucid)CHARGE VISA or MASTERCARD 962-7300