The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 40 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 2, 1984Faculty Senate to considermajor changes in grad edPHOTO BY JEFF TAYLORThe Ghallib Ghallab Jazz Trio sets up Friday nightprior to the Major Activities Board’s Gil Scott-Heronconcert, a joint venture with the Organization of BlackStudents.Students charge MABBy Jeffrey TaylorOfficial commentary on theUniversity’s Major ActivitiesBoard (MAB), until recentlyan exceedingly rare campuscommodity, is invariablycouched in an array ofcatchphrases used both to con¬ceal and enlighten. The wordsare there — ‘hospitality,’‘oversight,’ ‘input,’ ‘auton¬omy’ — but their meanings areopaque.“The large number of view¬points that you get is prettymuch attributable to lack of in¬formation,” says Steve Much-nick, a third-year law studentwho serves as spokesman andcontract liaison for the Board.“The more you know aboutMAB, the more you under¬stand its workings, and the lessyou’re likely to be vulnerableto misconceptions.”“If you have a rather power¬ful group of students,” he says, “seven students, who are ap¬pointed rather than electedand are subject to only thebroadest ranges of control, Ican see where without a properunderstanding of what MABdoes and how it does it, thatkind of setup would have otherpeople asking questions.”True enough. MAB has beenthe subject of exhaustive dis¬cussion at this quarter’s meet¬ings of the Faculty-Student Ad¬visory Committee on CampusStudent Life (FSACCSL). Mostof the talk concerns MAB’s au¬tonomy, a perceived lack ofboth financial accountabilityand input from the studentbody.Dean of Students in the Uni¬versity Charles D. O’Connell,ultimately responsible forMAB and its decisions, saysthere is “no preconception thatcontinued on page eight By Michael ElliottThe Faculty Senate will dis¬cuss a dramatic restructuringof graduate registration andtuition during its meetingTuesday, sources have re¬vealed. According to a docu¬ment reportedly released to de¬partment chairmen by RalphNicholas, deputy provost of theUniversity, the proposedchanges “would abolish the an¬omaly of the ‘unregisteredgraduate student,’ which hasbecome the unwelcome statusof many advanced studentswhose financial support cameto an end with the completionof their course requirements.”Currently, according to theAnnouncements book of theGraduate Humanities Divi¬sion, “Students preparing forexaminations or writing a dis¬sertation must register for atleast one course per quarter if they are making any use what¬ever of the resources and facil¬ities of the University.” Onestudent commented, however,that in practice, this require¬ment is commonly waived.According to the changes, theUniversity would require grad¬uate students to register fortwo years of ‘scholastic resi¬dent,’ during which graduatecoursework would be complet¬ed, followed by two years of‘research residence,’ duringwhich the student would re¬main registered until complet¬ing the degree. If the studentdoes not graduate by the end offour years, he may become an‘advanced resident,’ duringwhich he must be registered asa part-time or full-time stu¬dent, or continue in the pro¬gram unregistered until com¬pleting his thesis successfully.According to these changes, students who have finishedtheir research residency andbecome advanced residentswould be required to pay a lowrate of “tuition...until the com¬pletion of their degree or with¬drawal from the program.”Furthermore, “part-time andproforma registration wouldstill be available on approxi¬mately the same terms as atthe present, but would not re¬duce residency requirements.Rules governing leaves of ab¬sence would be stricter than atpresent.”The document states thatthese changes “are not intend¬ed to increase or decrease theUniversity’s revenues,” butrather to allow access to li¬braries, Career Placement of¬fices, and other such priviligesthat are lost by unregisteredgraduate students so that theycontinued on page nineRock foresees future supportBy Cliff GrammichPhilip Rock said yesterdayhe expects organizational sup¬port from the central commit¬tees of the Cook County andstate Democratic organiza¬tions to help “unquestionably”his campaign for the Demo¬cratic Senate nomination.Rock faces US Rep. PaulSimon (D-22), Roland Burris,Illinois state comptroller, andAlex Seith in the March 20 pri¬mary.Rock, the Illinois state sen¬ate president, has been trailinghis three opponents, in mostopinion polls taken on the race. He believes, though, that or¬ganizational support will spurhis campaign throughout thestate.“Their record on behalf ofthe candidates they support isexcellent,” Rock said in ex¬pressing confidence over helphe will receive from the orga¬nizations.Rock’s comments came dur¬ing yesterday’s “South SideForum” on WHPK-FM, duringCollege applicant numbers downBy David LanchnerThe University of Chicagohas experienced a slight de¬cline in the yearly number ofapplicants to the College, de¬spite a trend of growingnumbers of applications to col¬leges nationwide.Despite a drop in the numberof students graduating fromhigh school, other colleges arefacing a rise in the number ofapplications received, due pri¬marily to students who applyto more schools now than be¬fore, according to The NewYork Times. Dan Hall, dean ofCollege admissions, said thenumber of applications to U ofC has dropped in the last yearfrom 4,324 to 4,275. As far asHall knows, there has been noincrease in the averagenumber of schools to which U of C candidates have been ap¬plying, he said.According to the Times arti¬cle, students are applying tomore schools now both to in¬crease their options and to finda school which offers them suf¬ficient financial aid. One IvyLeague admissions officerquoted in the article attributedincreased applications at high¬ly selective colleges to an in¬creasingly prevalent view of“high quality education as adurable consumer good.” An¬other said that education wasincreasingly perceived “as ahedge in an uncertain econ¬omy.”Hall was doubtful whethersuch views would ultimatelymake Chicago and its superioracademics better known.“Although there is no questionnewsPrimary informationfor March 20page nineInsideGrey CityFEAR AND TREMBLINGAT THE GRAMMYScenterspreac about how good many of theIvy League schools are, theypossess a social prestige whichUniversity of Chicagodoesn’t,” he said. This socialprestige or mystique is notnecessarily tied to academics.Hall believes that Ivies andsome other schools push theidea that students are not onlyinvesting in a superior educa¬tion but that they are also“buying into milieus.”“This idea of a social elite isanti-thetical to the educationalideals of the University of Chi¬cago. At University of Chicagothere are no gentleman C’s nosocial connections, no sense ofelitism beyond the academ¬ics,” said Hall.Although the Universitycompares favorably with anyschool in the country, it is un¬likely that an increasing pres¬sure for students to attend onlythe most prestigious collegeswill result in a rise in applica¬tions here. Hall believes thateven though we lack the socialprestige which could rocketapplications through the roof,we have an intellectual pres¬tige which, though more lowkey, guarantees a steady poolof applicants.“This intellectual prestige issomething Chicago should beproud of; it is something mostschools would love to have.”Hall believes the academicreputation of the school isshown by the “disproportion¬ate number of students herecontinued on page nine PHOTO BY ARTHUR U. ELLISPhil Rock which he addressed severalissues, including governmentspending, foreign policy, andwomen’s issues.Rock is reluctant to imposeindexing of tax brackets,which Seith supports and theother Democrats have op¬posed. Rock said “indexing isnot a bad idea.” but would notsignificantly stimulate con¬sumer spending to justify itsimplication.Seith had supported indexingas a method of stimulatingconsumer spending and theeconomy, while Burris op¬posed it as too costly for a gov¬ernment seeking to eradicatedeficits.Rock, though, looks to re¬form of the federal tax codes tomake “the individual tax sys¬tem fairer and more equita¬ble.”“In 1985, we have to do some¬thing about the tax code be¬cause it is not fair and equita¬ble to the working class.” Rocksaid. .. .continued on page 12Title IX read narrowlyBy Hilary TillThe Supreme Court decidedTuesday to accept the Reaganadministration’s narrow read¬ing of an “antidiscriminationstatute covering US colleges.”The Court held that Title IXof the Education Amendmentsof 1972 does not prohibit “sexdiscrimination by a college asa whole.” Instead, the Courtsupported the Reagan admin¬istration’s contention that thelaw is “program-specific”:only those college departmentsor programs which receivefederal funding are subject tothe law’s provisions barringsex discrimination.Previous presidential ad¬ministrations “had regardedTitle IX as covering an entireinstitution once any programreceived federal funds,” re¬ported a New York Times ar¬ticle. The main consequencesof the broad interpretation ofTitle IX have been in women’sathletics programs. Hundredsof colleges across the countryhave increased money forwomen’s sports in order tocomply with the law, accord¬ ing to a recent report on the Su¬preme Court case."Women’s athletics havegrown in stature during thelast decade” as a direct resultof the broad interpretation ofTitle IX, said Mary Jean Mul-vaney. chairman of the univer¬sity’s physical education andathletics department. If TitleIX had been narrowly inter¬preted from the start, Mulvan-ey believed that women’ssports programs would nothave flourished to the extentthat they have in the pasttwelve years.Mulvaney explained thatback in 1972 many Division Icolleges vociferously objectedto the application of Title IXprovisions to sports programs.In Division I colleges, severalmen’s sports teams are reve¬nue-producing. In these insti¬tutions, football, men’s basket¬ball, and, in some cases, icehockey generate enoughmoney from gate receipts andmonetary arrangements withbroadcasting companies to fi¬nance all of the men’s athleticteams.continued on page niner'/-: !SPSifeTAKE A COUPLE OF HOURS OFF THIS WEEKEND.see Entre Nous ’ and The Dresser" at the Fine Arts Theatre one blocksouth of the Appjte. -MARCH 3:&Q0 p. m.l6335 N. CftmuhJ««+ Sotdt ©f Dev®*Lincoln and Fullerton get off at Grant Hosp:, . . -:V- —; . ■-^■7-r'r*a 0 of C studentdesk, ReynoldsSTUDENTSThe University of Chicagopresents BEETHOVEN FideBo OverturnRACHMANINOFF Uk o\ the I FadSHOSTAKOVICH Symphonv NoMS. AZAR TABARIIranian journalist and co-authorof In the Shadow qflslam: TheWomen ’s Movement in IranLectu re: "The Women’s MovementBarbara Schubert, ConHarper 103.3:30 p.mIIIMp®®Persian Circle: “The Clergy, , cPolitics” (in PersiPick 218,12:30 p..■ : - ■. ' University of Chicago $ 1 studentsDepartment of Music 5845 South Ellis Avenue 962-8484":1 - -■ Mandel Hall ^b5 7th & University V«s|• one-way tickets cost $ 1.25. Note: Each ticket is# valid for ONE ride.# Schedule for Maroon Express* . Northbound SouthboundIda Noyes 6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pm - Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 am#Shoreland 6:40 pm 8:40 pm 10:40 pm - Grant Hospital - • Midnight 2:00 amArt Institute 6:55 pm 8:55 pm - • (Webster & Lincoln)*WaterTaper Place 746 pm 940 pm - » Water Twer Place * - 12:15 am 2:15 am^Grant Hospital 7:30 pm 9:30 pm * * (1. Magnin)(Webster & Lincoln) Art Institute -10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 am0Diversey.&Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am Shoreland *j -'"g ’ v Ida Noyes 8:30 pm 10:30 pm'Drravofis throughout Hyde Park, including Shoreland and Ida Noyes• • ••••• I ••••••••••••CENTER FOR MIDDLE EASTERN STUDIES BflRftK, /XltnkM*KflDi AA4 CUte».*pSlMCHA.EvevbLone i s<r \Mcome REQUIRED. FREE TRANS¬PORTATION-Bus LEAVES-Shoreland at MSpnIDA NOYES at %■.oopmR EGEN5TEIN at%MmUniversity Symphony OrchestraMarch 38 30 pmLecture cancelled“Language and Power,” the lectureby Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite, assis¬tant professor of theology and cultureat Chicago Theological Seminary,scheduled for March 8 at 4 p.m. inHarper 130, has been cancelled. Thislecture was to be the final lecture in thewinter series sponsored by the Forumfor Feminist Scholarship. Watch theMaroon and campus bulletin boardsfor the Forum’s spring series sched¬ule.SG book exchangeThe Student Government StudentServices Committee will hold a BookExchange early next quarter. The Ex¬change operates by having peoplebring in books that they would like tosell, and assigning each book a price.The books are then recorded andstored, and after three days, the accu¬mulated stock is made available forsale. The selling continues for threedays. Money and unsold books may bepicked up after the Exchange closes.A flat rate of 10< per book is chargedfor each volume sold.An experimental Book Exchangeheld at the beginning of this quarterwas very successful, and the commit¬tee hopes to make this a quarterlyevent.The Book Exchange will be held firstand second weeks of spring quarter,from March 28 through April 4, in theReynolds Club North Lounge, 10 a m.to 5 p.m.LCB help neededThis year’s Lascivious Costume Ballis threatened by an unusual problem:instead of the usual lack of funds, thereis a shortage of volunteers to help planit.Larry Heller, the chairman of theLCB, desperately needs creative, hard workers to plan this infamous biennialaffair, scheduled for May 4. People areespecially needed for the Decorationsand Refreshment Committees. If inter¬ested call 753-2220 and leave a messagein box 510.SSA food driveThe Hyde Park Food Pantry and theSSA Student Association is sponsoringa food drive March 7 and 8. The Pantryis part of the Chicago-arva networkproviding food to people in local com¬munities who would otherwise gohungry.Food donated during the holidays arenow gone, and supplies are depletedduring this time of year. Suggested do¬nations include canned fruit, canneddinners, rice, cereal, peanut, soups,butter, and flour.Food donation drops are in the SSALobby 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Reynolds Club;Ida Noyes — at the checkdesk, 9 a.m.to 10 p.m.; and Billings Hospital — inthe employees cafeteria.Donner photo showPhotographs of children and the el¬derly by Donner of Chicago are on ex¬hibit through March at 57th StreetBooks, 1301 E. 57th Street.Over 20 examples of Donner’s styleand his interest in photo-montage areshown.Donner holds a degree in visual artsfrom Columbia College, Chicago. He isa member of the Gray Panthers, an or¬ganization which fights age prejudiceagainst young and old alike. Irish poet to visitNorthern Irish poet Paul Muldoonwill give a reading of his own poemsMarch 6 at 4 p.m. in the first floortheatre of Reynolds Club.Sponsored by the Morton DauwenZabel Lecture Series and the ChicagoReview, the reading is free and all arewelcome to attend. For more informa¬tion call 962-7092.Effects of nuclear war“The Fate of the Survivors: TheMedical Effects of Nuclear War” willbe Ted Strom’s topic at the monthlymeeting of the First Congressional Dis¬trict Nuclear Freeze Coalition to beheld March 14 at University Church,5655 S. University. Strom is a cancerresearch biologist and member of Phy¬sicians for Social Responsibility.The meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Allare welcome.Record for the blindVolunteers knowledgeable in techni¬cal fields such as mathematics, thenatural sciences, and computer tech¬nology are needed to record textbooksfor blind and physically handicappedstudents.Recording for the Blind, Inc., is anon-profit organization which recordsbooks for students and professionalswhich are distributed free of charge tothe users. Volunteers are asked to giveat least one two-hour period a week ona regular basis. The U of C recordingstudio is located in the basement ofHinds, 288-7077.Scenic design course“History, Theory, and Practice ofScenic Design” is a new course beingoffered spring quarter by the Commit¬tee on Gerneral Studies in Humani¬ties. _> Linda Buchanan, designer-in-resi-dence at Court Theatre, and the in¬structor for the course, says “We willtrace the history of scenic designthrough designs that were typical foreach period.” Discussion of contem¬porary design processes will focus onCourt’s spring production of LongDay’s Journey into Night.For more information, call 962-7092.Purim carnivalThe Temple Beth Israel Juniors willhold their annual Purim carnivalMarch 18 from noon to 3 p.m. The car¬nival will be held at Howard and Pulas¬ki in Skokie. For further informationcall 675-0951.Pocket PoeticsPocket Poetics and the Chicago Lit¬erary Review will sponsor an openreading of original poetry and fictionthis evening at 7 p.m. in the NorthLounge of Reynolds Club. All are wel¬come to participate and/or spectate.Admission is free.CorrectionsThere were two errors in Tuesday’sfeature story on Eric Chartier’s lec¬ture. A photo of a French student wasincorrectly identified as Eric Chartier,and Gerry Honigsblum was incorrectlyidentified as Dean of Extension. Hon¬igsblum was at one time AssociateDean of Extension, a position which nolonger exists, and is now Senior Lec¬turer in the Department of RomanceLanguages and Literature and Coor¬dinator of French 100 and 200. TheMaroon regrets the errors.MAB correctionIn Tuesday’s article “MAB auton¬omy challenged,” we reported a truckcontaining technical equipment for aJoan Armatrading concert was strand¬ed on Garfield Blvd. near a CTA el sta¬tion. Instead, the truck was stuck near63rd St. and the Dan Ryan Express¬way. The Maroon regrets the error.T(\e University of CfticacjoTishbein Center for the T^istorij of Science\Department of (jeopfiysical SciencesDepartment of AnatomijDARWIN and GEOLOGYTWO LECTURES by MARTIN RUDWICKCAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITYINSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED STUDY, PRINCETONMARCH 8th8:00 p.m.MARCH 9th1:30 p.m. CHARLES DARWIN in LONDON:the INTEGRATION of PUBLICand PRIVATE SCIENCEThe DEVONIAN CONTROVERSY:a CASE STUDY inGEOPHYSICAL ARGUMENTLECTURES WILL BE HELD IN THE FIRST FLOOR LECTURE HALLOF THE HINDS LABORATORY FOR GEOPHYSICAL SCIENCES,5734 SOUTH ELLIS AVE.REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERVEDThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984—3tChecking ideologyTo the editor:So now the US Information Agencykeeps a blacklist of 84 to 100 individuals(from Galbraith to Cronkite to CorettaScott King) barred from speaking ingovernment programs. Appalling. St.Louis has banned from its schools thefilm “Inherit the Wind” on the groundsit was one-sided in treatment of theevolution/creation issue. Alarming.And, here at U of C, students are nowprotected against the subversive influ¬ence of movies like the notorious, aca-demy-award-winnning “Hearts andMinds.” It is in the larger context of anational nostalgia craze for the 1950sthat the decisions of our Student Gov¬ernment Finance Committee (SGFC)are so very important.The Student Government constitu¬tion permits funding of educationalevents, but it also prohibits support ofprograms promoting particular reli¬gions, candidates, or “ideologies.” Inpast years the SGFC has seen fit to sup¬port certain documentary films spon¬sored by CAUSE and other progressivegroups; no one ever complained thatthe films were inaccurate or biased.This year’s committee has flatly re¬jected these same films. What are theissues in this controversy, and whatare the non-issues?The non-issue is whether CAUSEwants to debate foreign policy in Cen¬tral America. Members of CAUSE dis¬agree, even among themselves, overwhat policies ought be pursued in theregion. And no one disputes thatCAUSE has presented opposing view¬points whenever possible. The fact thatit is not always possible to find spoke¬spersons for the current administra¬tion policy is widely acknowledged:one professor, himself a Reagan Ad¬ministration veteran, could not think ofa single person in the Chicago area whois presently inclined to debate in favorof more tax dollars for the Salvadoranmilitary. Of course, a national debateis possible. Indeed, CAUSE is organiz¬ing a major forum at Mandel Hall formid-April, where the country’s mostable proponents of military aid willpresent their case. So the desire ofCAUSE to debate is not the issue.At issue is the true nature of eventsoccurring in Central America. Thequestion of whether the films SGFC re¬jected this year are “educational” or“ideological” is a smokescreen: stu¬dents who believe the human rightsviolations by the Salvadoran militaryare, in fact, atrocious find nothing“ideological” about films reportingthis situation. On the other hand, stu¬dents who don’t really think the prob¬lem is all that bad will — understand¬ably — consider the films one-sided.Take last Friday’s film, whichCAUSE and the United Campus Chris¬tian Ministries showed at UniversityChurch. It contained among otherthings, pictures of tortured bodies(awful to see, but worse to pay for andnot see). Does the graphic depiction ofthis carnage mean the film is ideologi¬cal? Consider a movie the SGRC re¬jected early this year, “Target: Ni¬caragua.” The film documented thisthesis: our CIA, right now, is aiding ex-Somoza officials who want to over¬throw the government of Nicaragua. Isthat statement mere ideology? Isn’t ittrue? Are not the film’s interviews and sequences of educational value in sub¬stantiating its thesis?We now have, in effect, a Motion Pic¬ture Board of Review at this universi¬ty. It is composed of diligent, well-meaning persons who would describetheir job as “apolitical.” Some filmsand events, they rule, are educational¬ly sound and do not require a presenta¬tion of opposing viewpoint. Others,they regret to point out, are unfortun¬ately not suited for the eyes and ears ofimpressionable young students.To the US Information Agency, to theSt. Louis School Board, and to our ownStudent Government Finance Commit¬tee we owe our heart-felt thanks. Eachendeavors, in its own small way, tocheck the spread of pernicious ideo¬logy. Each has advanced, through itsconstant vigilance, the cause of liberty.For is not vigilance eternal the cost offreedom?David M. PostEducation department Time for MAB reformSays Dean of Students in the University Charles D. O’Connell, “I wantthe Major Activities Board to run well, and I want their financial affairsto be conducted smoothly and efficiently.” An admirable goal.But what does Dean O’Connell really know about the Board? It is sur¬rounded by considerable secrecy and misinformation. Answers toMAB’s problems do not come easily to one who, like most students oncampus, knows nothing about their function.The recent plethora of charges and countercharges by members,former members and would-be members points most obviously to a se¬vere campus perception problem concerning the workings of the Board.The perception is blank; the problem is ignorance. No one, aside fromthe members themselves and Irene Conley, seems to know just howMAB goes about doing just what it does.Whose fault is it? It’s the fault of the Board, of its faculty advisorMary Jerz, of Irene Conley, of Dean O’Connell, and, indeed, of theMaroon, for not having already brought the problem to light.Whose job is it to remedy the situation? The ball now lies in the courtof the Board and its supervisors. It remains for MAB members to publi¬cize their organization more effectively, using the Maroon and thecampus radio station as forums for discussion. They themselves mustaccount for the $60,000 they spend every year.We see the work of the Faculty-Student Advisory Committee onCampus Student Life as a positive and long-overdue measure. We seetheir recommendations for change as helpful and constructive.But we also see the recent charges of improprieties in the use of MABfunds as inexcusable. At the risk of sounding trite, MAB members arethe bearers of a sacred trust. They are trusted without substantial regu¬lation, and with money that comes directly from the pockets of the stu¬dent body. We should not even be hearing charges of impropriety, sub¬stantiated or otherwise.We feel inclined to add that that the Major Activities Board is a socialasset to the University of Chicago — and anything that enhancescampus life deserves our continued attention and support.Clearing up a misunderstandingpletely in this regard. Even that doesnot matter. It is not enough. I havebeen given to understand that CAUSEas a group affirms US presence in ElSalvador to be wrong. This it is my im¬pression that CAUSE’S goal is to per¬suade students that the US shouldn’t bein El Salvador. I have not been givenany reason to believe otherwise aboutCAUSE’S goal. And it would appearthat the SGFC shares this impression,for they have refused help fund CAUSEon just this basis.For the SGFC to recant and supplyfunds to any group that has, as its goal,the spread of a politicl opinion, philoso¬phy, or ideology, is to say that all suchgroups are eligible for funds. That in¬cludes groups whose tactics are lesswholesome than CAUSE’S are reportedto be. Furthermore, it is more thanmerely a bad idea to make SG fundsavailable to all axe-grinding politicalgroups; it is completely impractical.The SGFC hasn’t got enough money toThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorCliff GrammichNews EditorMichael ElliottNews EditorSondra KruegerFeatures Editor Frank LubySports EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBrian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorPurnima DubeyAssistant Features EditorAssociate Editors: Kahane Corn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck, Michael Aronson, Rosemary Blinn, Phil Cafaro, Anthony Cash-man, Maxwell Chi, Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Joel Geffin,Philip Glist, Audrey Guzik, Don Haslam, Edward Hernstadt, Victor King, Keith Horvath,Mike Kotze, Cathy LeTourneau, Mike Levin, Jeff Makos, Ravi Rajmane, Leah Schle-singer. Nathan Schoppa. Geoff Sherrv. Kovin Shih Ellyn St reed Jim Thompson BohTravis, Michelle Ward.I^The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984 To the editor:When I wrote about the Student Gov¬ernment Finance Committee’s denialof funds to CAUSE and CADA (2/10), Isuspected that some of what I had tosay would be misunderstood. I wasright. John Conlon’s reply (2/24) man¬aged to make a few good points in citi¬zenship while completely avoiding thesubject on which I wrote.Conlon’s major theme appears to bethat citizens of a democracy (or a re¬public) must question the direction andmotives of those in power. Blind faithor blind loyalty serve only to distractfrom the fact that citizens are ultima¬tely responsible for the actions of theirgovernment. Conlon doubtless feelsthat my categorizing CAUSE’S activi¬ties as confusing, misleading, or indoc¬trinating is evidence of antipathy onmy part for people who disagree withthe US government. Let me clarify.At no time did I say that CAUSE was,is, or ought to be an any way dishonest.What I did say was that single-issue,special-interest political groups whoare out to persuade are not eligible forSGFC financing, and rightly so. If mymoney goes to inform, good. If mymoney goes to attempts at persuasion,recruitment, or (the extreme case) in¬doctrination, then not good.Is CAUSE right? It doesn’t matter. IsCAUSE honest and non-partisan? That T ...is not important. Does CAUSE use only i~ D1. , .facts to persuade? That does not bear hlJ_ )SefaryAB,! 5a'on the issue at hand. My roommate is a h And Tfhe Je:CAUSE member; he tells me that all of b' 28J lnte”dedthe above are true. I trust him com- ^ informativePerhaps the writer even assumed thatit would not be widely read. It was,however, like a regrettable number ofMaroon features, an insult to the intel¬ligence of the student body.The College Admissions office is animportant organ of a business (the U ofC) and as such does not refrain fromaccepted business practices such asdiscrimination, deception, and profi¬teering. I speak from experience; as astudent with “a lot of options,” I wasmisled as to the character of this Uni¬versity by recruitment personnel. I failto see what qualifies these employeesof the University to judge “whether(applicants) would be happy at the U ofC.” Prior to attending this school, I hadnever even met by recruitment officer,but was persuaded by him to comehere through an old friend of his whohappened to be my guidance counselor.Upon arriving I was disappointed tolearn that I was not as I had heard“the U of C type,” but rather a token of cover all possible bets in such an event.Either the multitude of potentialgroups would be eligible for around$1.98 each, or some would have to beweed out arbitrarily. The first choiceseems futile and the second grossly un¬fair. To insist on special treatment forone organization, when such treatmentwould have the above outcome, is anileand narrow-minded. (Could SG afforda change in policy this year? And evenif it could, for how long could it offerfree money before demand outstrippedsupply?) It is a tribute to Conlon’s de¬votion and faith in his cause that he canbe led to this extreme: equating myquestioning of his impartiality with mysupposed acceptance of Administra¬tion dogma. It is possible to questionboth. Indeed I urge that we questionthe impartiality and accuracy of allwho seek to persuade us. The path ofpersuasion is not always honest.Thomas CoxMore discriminatorythan you thinkChris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary Review Editor my every interest and characteristic.I am truly skeptical about the al¬leged efforts of the Admissions Officeto recruit minorities. It seems to methat our administration has no interestin the racial composition of the studentbody, until it presents a public rela¬tions problem. The administration’s ir¬responsibility and amorality in thismatter is made painfully obvious by itsisolationist policies in the communityas well ^s in the virtual absence ofblack and hispanic students oncampus.Almost as distressing as the unat¬tractive practices of our (and every)Admissions Office is the presence of anarticle in the Maroon brsed upon suchobviously shallow and biased material,which, for all it said, could have beenlifted from an administrative public re¬lations tract. I wonder if, had f chosenone of my more prestigious education¬al “options,” I would have been sub¬jected to such a poor excuse for “inves¬tigative reporting” or “objectivejournalism” in the official studentnewspaper,Stephanie BaconSecond-year student in the CollegeDoing inestimable good BY KEITH HORVATHTo the editor:Last week a letter was written byRuss Miller to the Maroon. In his arti¬cle Mr. Miller stated, “it is almost im¬possible to find anything good JesseJackson has ever done.” I find thishighly incorrect.Mr. Jackson began 20 years ago asDr. Martin Luther King’s right-handman. Dr. King went on to win the NobelPeace Prize, may I remind Mr. Miller.Today Mr. King is not criticized out ofrespect but in his day many so-calledresponsible leaders said “it is almostimpossible to find anything good Kinghas done.”Jesse Jackson also founded PUSH,an organization that has done inestim¬able good for black people.Further it has been more than a fewmonths since Reverend Jacksongained the quick and speedy release ofLt. Goodman.Yet Mr. Miller can find no good inany of these actions.As for the poster announcing the firstmeeting of “Jackson for President,”which featured a picture of PresidentReagan with a slash through it, I feel this is an excellent symbol for the cam¬paign as Jackson is the only candidatewho repudiates every point of Rea¬gan’s presidency.In addition Mr. Miller, we do havefaculty members; our faculty advisoris John Coatsworth; ask him why hesupports Jackson.Nihilistic? I see nothing but the oppo¬site in a group that supports a candi¬date who strives for the preservationand betterment of all people, regard¬less of race, religion, or previous condi¬tion of servitude.In regard to the $200,000 Contributionto Jackson, it is false! The money wasgiven to PUSH Foundation. This is aseparate organization from PUSH andReverend Jackson has no position inthat organization.To conclude, Mr. Miller has slan¬dered our candidate with irrelevantand inaccurate charges, and has yet toapologize for, or justify his words.When Reverend Jackson makes a mis¬take, he apologizes for it. When willMr. Miller do the same?Alex PezonFirst-year College student .OfL vrAv 4WD X U, *&PxnehfTBit pjjfjoino-!Jackson’s campaignMajor black leader todayTo the editor:In a letter to the editor on February24, 1984, Russ Miller made an emotion¬al attack against Jesse Jackson andthose who support him. This letter hastwisted the truth by slandering the can¬didate and those he represents. JesseJackson is an important, if not themajor black leader today. Jesse Jack-son began his career as a lieutenant toMartin Luther King in the struggle forjustice he came to represent for allAmericans. Since then, he has contin¬ued to be a voice for the dispossessedwho has actively advocated for civilrights, voter registration, and affirma¬tive action. It is for just such reasonsOn scarlet lettersthat those normally forgotten sectorsof support for the Democratic Party,i.e. women blacks, latinos, and otherminorities have coalesced around theJackson candidacy. The primary ob¬jective of the Jackson campaign is pre¬cisely to allow active participation tothese long dispossessed groups. Thiswithout a doubt is the most significantcontribution that any candidate hasbrought to the campaign. We humblysubmit to Mr. Miller that these are in¬deed important and good things.William TaylorJuan MoraGraduate studentsTo the editor:Thanks for nothing. Your recentfront page article regarding the al¬leged misconduct of a “female fireguard” has not sweetened an alreadyrather bitter winter quarter for me. Iam another female fire guard who hasbeen accosted by a fair number of peo¬ple (at leat 20, cross my heart) in thelast two weeks who ask me if I am “theone,” after having read that blasted ar¬ticle. I feel like I’ve been branded witha scarlet “FG” in the minds of many —certainly more than those 20 peoplewith whom I’ve spoken. This is not abig deal, but I just don’t like the idea that somewhere out there some peoplemay be thinking, “She’s the one.” Iadmit that this unfortunate little conse¬quence of that article is trivial; howev¬er, it has me aware of the fact that yourcampus publication has the power toreach into the life of an individual andto affect the quality of that life. Pleaseuse this power with discretion so thatthe quality of the lives which theMaroon affects will only be enrichedand campus life sweetened. (It needsit!)“Not ‘the one’ ”(name withheld on request) To the editor:Recent events in the campaign forJesse Jackson have prompted a clarifi¬cation of the issues involved and an at¬tempt at reconciliation between Jack-son and the Jewish community. Theletter (Maroon, Feb. 24) by a RussMiller, however, serves no real pur¬pose and any attempt at a rational re¬sponse to this ignorant, personal attackcould only elevate it undeservedlyfrom its original sewer level. One canonly say that it is unfortunate thatthere might exist here a mentality de¬structive to the democratic politicalprocess, and that an open mind, one notclouded by the Jim Crowism and theWarsaw Ghettoism of the past, hasbeen essential to our tradition and thatof this University.It is important to understand thattensions have exited between Jacksonand segments of the Jewish communi¬ty for more than five years. The com¬ment attributed to Jackson in the presswas a mistake, and he has been round¬ly criticized for it as have the JimWatts and Earl Butts’ of the past. AsJackson admitted, “it was justwrong.”Unfortunately, the controversy hasclouded the issue of the Middle-Eastand the decades-long warfare betweenPalestinians and Arabs and IsraeliJews. As recent events in Lebanonhave shown, the area is rife with fac¬tions and extremists on both sides, andagain the policy of supporting one sideagainst all the others has clearlyfailed. The issue in the Middle East isnot anti-Semitism, but a just settle¬ment for Palestinians, Arabs and Jews and a solution that leads to the real se¬curity of Israel as well as basic humanrights to non-Jews.Whether or not American Jews agreewith Jackson’s Mid-East proposals, itis crucial that the possibility of ethnichostility between Jews and Blacks notoccur. The issue of civil rights has his¬torically bound the two communities;both groups have long understood themeaning of racial and ethnic oppres¬sion and discrimination. Let this con¬troversy not serve to degenerate thecontinuing debate over the Middle Eastinto personal attacks, nor should it pre¬clude Jews from realizng the signifi¬cance of Jackson’s candidacy, its po¬tential for opening up the politicalsystem to all minorities and ethnicgroups, and for overcoming the racialand ethnic divisions in American soci¬ety that has made a black candidatenot just like any other candidate, butsomething unusual.To this end, a dialogue between HydePark and UC Jews and the Jacksoncampaign would be constructive andhelpful in expressing the views onJackson held by Jews and Blacks andto ensure that the progressive, inte¬grated community that is the Universi¬ty area not lose its fundamental toler¬ance of different groups that has longcharacterized it. Hopefully, the Jack-son campaign can meet with area citi¬zens to air out their differences and aforum is being planned by UC Studentsand Faculty for Jackson at HillelHouse in the next couple of weeks.Mark ShapiroStudent in the CollegeAll the colors are blackTo the editor:When Reverend Jesse Jackson de¬fines the term “Rainbow Coalition,” hemust not be referring to real rainbow,but only one with those colors whichmeet his approval, black, black andblack. He has shown no evidence thathe really believes in this coalition. Onthe contrary, his rainbow' seems to bemissing some colors. SpecificallyJustice reserved only for the strongTo the editor:I appreciate Douglas Muder’s recog¬nition that the fetus is a human being(Letters, 2/24/84). After all, as he says,what else could it be but human? A eu¬phemism like “products of conception”describes an infant or an adult as wellas it does a fetus, and more technicalterms like “zygote” and “embryo”denote developmental stages in a lifethat is human from conception on¬wards. Furthermore, I’m encouragedthat he refers to the taking of thishuman life as an “immoral” act, foreven “pro-choice” advocates are com¬ing to admit that to choose abortion isboth destructive and wrong (thoughoften somehow less destructive andwrong than giving birth).But Mr. Muder’s dismissal of intrin¬sic fetal rights is founded on what Imust conclude is a far deeper denial:the denial that rights exist at all, inde¬pendent of one’s power to keep them.By holding that the fetus, not being acitizen, is not intrinsically protectible,Mr. Muder argues (unwittingly, Ihope) that justice is for those strongenough to make it for themselves.The old proposition that “mightmakes right” may well be foundationalto thp permissive abortion movement.One of the most common defenses ad¬ vanced for Roe v. Wade is that we citi¬zens invest the Supreme Court with thepower to make admittedly arbitrarydecisions. The Court having spoken,it’s our part in the social contract tolive by the rules “we’ve” made, con¬scious that they’re based on “our” au¬thority alone. Indeed, one Justice isnow convinced that “the Roe frame¬work ... has no justification in law orlogic,” while another states flatly thatthe ruling was “an act of raw judicialpower.”Furthermore, the various justifica¬tions for extinguishing pre-born life atmaternal request seem to centeraround the idea that human worth and“protectibility” increase with develop¬ment, and that therefore fetal life isless “real” or “significant” than adultlife. In other words, where we humansare most vulnerable, we are least valu¬able. By this logic, it is significantlyless criminal to beat a child than tobeat an adult, and the law becomes asort of institutionalized “Giant, theJack-killer.”But if “pro-choice” folk are really soNietzschean, they certainly don’t talklike it most of the time. They constantlyspeak as if people, and women in par¬ticular actually “havp” rights; notjust rights created by force or by judi¬ cial fiat, but inalienable, pre-existingrights — rights of choice, for instance,or rights to control one’s own body.Furthermore, these rights are said tomerit special protection precisely be¬cause women have been oppressed andexploited. In short, women seek jus¬tice. Yet what are we to make of thesecalls for justice, or of any calls for jus¬tice, if rights are only for the strong?For those with money and power andguns and lobbies, connections andbeauty and brains? We are forced totreat such appeals as empty words, cal¬culated to exploit the antiquated sen¬tences of “right” and “wrong”; thepolitics of guilt and pity.I, for one, do believe that womenhave rights — or rather, that they haverights — not because women are pow¬erful, but because they are people. AndI have a responsibility to defend theirrights whenever, as a citizen, it’s with¬in my power to do so. But the principlethat compels me to value women’srights compels me to value equally therights of nameless, voiceless, invisiblepre-born people. All of us who careabout rights must speak for them andprotect them, too. It’s simple logic, andsimple justice.Chris Hodgkins Jews, or as Jackson in all his god-inspired genius calls them. “Hymies.”and other non-blacks. Was there apoint behind Jackson’s unforgivableoutburst? To call Jews “Hymies,” andNew York a “Hymietown,” showsnothing but Jackson’s true respect forracial equality.Jackson’s visciousness against Jewsreveals to us the real driving force be¬hind his campaign. He preaches equalrights for all peoples, while his actionsseem to be aimed at replacing oneform of bigotry with another. This, myfriends, is hypocrisy in its purest form.It seems that Jackson’s beliefs areakin to those expressed in George Or¬well’s “Animal Farm,” in which he be¬lieves that “some animals are moreequal than others.”Anyone who remembers HaroldWashington’s primary night victorycelebration and Jackson’s rousing cryof “WE want it all” can see to what Iam referring. It’s apparent and alwayshas been apparent that Jackson’s mo¬tives behind running for president haveno real political incentives besides avictory for the blacks in his preceivedrace struggle. A victory of this kindwould only be a victory for racism andmake losers of us all.Yes, Reverend Jackson, you aresomebody, but so are “Hymies,”“Wasps,” “Micks,” “Spies,” and allother non-blacks. A search for gold atthe end of your rainbow will only yielda pot of deceit. It must be rememberedthat a rainbow is only a mirage.Martin Luther King had a dream ofthe day when all men would standequal, obviously you do not share in hisdream. On that*fateful day in Memphisyou might have been with King in body,but obviously, not in mind.Burt RosenMartin SalvinoThe Chicago Marpon—Friday, March, 1984—5Japanese defense: too little,By Daniel D. BattermanNot long ago, a Soviet diplomat remarked that aninvasion of Japan would take “only several tens ofminutes if we did it in earnest.” The Soviets have in¬creased their military potential in the Western Pa¬cific region to unprecedented levels. In the span ofonly a decade, they have amassed a military pre¬sence in Asia which can effectively overpower thenow quantitatively inferior and over-extendedAmerican Pacific fleet; close the shipping lanes toJapan; and, true to his word, squash Japanese de¬fenses within minutes. In response to this threat, theJapanese government has maintained the smallestper capita defense burden in the Western alliance, alilliputian and ill-equipped army of 180,000 men, anda pitiable naval force.It is easy to praise Japan’s economic prowess as amaster stroke of industrial ingenuity and efficiency,and in fact it is. The Japanese economic recoveryhas been hailed as the “miracle.” American busi¬ness stands in jealous awe of the relative compla¬cency of Japanese labor and one can once again hearthe cries of the dangerous “yellow peril” fromAmerican lips. When this clamor is silenced, one canalso see an entirely different Japan; a Japan whosepolitical independence is in doubt and whose econ¬omy is structured upon clay.One aspect of the international system which, inrecent years, has become begrudgingly, if notalarmingly clear within American planning circlesis that concentrations of power can not remain fixed.At the end of the Second World War, the UnitedStates set up a global network of defense centeredupon American economic and military supremacy.This was manifested in the signing of several trea-The Soviets have increased theirmilitary potential in the WesternPacific region to unprecedentedlevels.ties of alliance, notably the North Atlantic TreatyOrganization in Europe and the “Japan-UnitedStates Security Treaty” of 1960. Nonetheless, it wasquite clear which country was to hold the bulk of themilitary obligations, the United States. Unfortunate¬ly, the American defensive network is no longer ap¬plicable in today’s world. Our European and Japa¬nese allies have attained mature and relativelypowerful economies and the American strategic su¬periority over the Soviets, which was maintained foralmost three decades after the Second World War, isnow gone. Although the United States will continue toplay the central role in the defense of the West(which includes Japan), the necessary requirementsfor the present and future are readily apparent. Inessence, our allies must stand up to the presentdanger and participate more fully in the alliance.Japan and Western Europe are fully aware ofAmerica’s weighted defense burden, which accountsfor the vast majority of the combined defense expen¬ditures of the alliance. Nonetheless, they have been,overall, quite unprepared to bolster their defenses tosizes which could effectively check the Soviet threat.However, a distinction.must be made between thehesitancy towards a defense build-up in WesternEurope, and the virtual non-existence of one inJapan. With the second largest economy in the worldand the greatest security and economic interests inthe Western Pacific, the Japanese have consistentlyrefused to spend more than their self-imposed ceil¬ing of 1 percent of their GNP on defense. In compari¬son, the United Kingdom, which is plagued with per¬sistent economic problems, and West Germany,which has 300,000 American troops on her soil, eachspend 5.3 percent and 4.3 percent respectively. Thenature of Japanese defense procurement reflects thedemands of a global system which has not existed in25 years. This fact is exceedingly dangerous for acountry as economically and militarily vulnerableas Japan.The nature of this vulnerability is quite startling.Japan has few natural resources and very little ar¬able land. In order to supply her massive industrialapparatus, Japan must import almost all of her sup¬ply of unfinished raw materials. Purchasing over $60billion worth of raw materials per year, she is thelargest importer of unfinished goods in the world.Statistically, Japan imports nearly 100 percent ofher crude oil; 99 percent of her iron ore; 97 percent ofher tin and copper; over 90 percent of her wheat, soy¬beans and barley; and almost 80 percent of her coal,to name a few.Seizing upon this vulnerability, the Soviets havebeen engaged in a policy which is explicitly aimed atthe ultimate “Finlandization” of Japan, the Sovietdelegate to the San Francisco peace conference of1951 expressed this desire by attempting to getJapan “not to enter into any coalitions or militaryalliances directed against any Power which partici¬pated with its armed forces in the war againstJapan.” Over the years, the Soviets have been quiteconsistent m trying to keep Japan weak and de-*-;The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984 tached from the United States. The latter is specif¬ically directed at the dismantlement of the “Japan-United States Security Treaty” in order to removeAmerican forces from Northeast Asia. A neutralizedJapan would further isolate China in Asia, afford theRussian fleet unimpaired passage through the stra¬tegic Straits of Tsushima, Tsuagaru, and Soya, all ofwhich control Soviet access to the open sea, andmake it nearly impossible for South Korea to keepher independence in the face of a determined andpowerful North Korea.In order to attain these ends, the Soviets have em¬ployed a precise dual-strategy of coercion andreward. What this has involved, in essence, is thatthe Soviets would promise to cease their militaryharrassment of Japan, possibly return the occupiedKurile Islands and offer her access to Siberia’s vastnatural resources, if Japan would follow a neutralistforeign policy.The case of the Kurile Islands is a particularlyemotional subject for the Japanese and one whichthe Soviets have used as their primary means of ob¬taining Japanese neutrality. Lying a mere two milesoff the coast of Northern Japan, these islands wereseized by the Soviet Union upon the close of the Sec¬ond World War, and represent a serious threat toJapanese integrity. On March 1,1977, the Soviets es¬tablished a two-hundred mile fishing limit aroundthe Kurile Islands, which makes Japanese fish¬ermen hostage to Soviet goodwill. The Soviet fleethas regularly swept Japanese fishing vessels fromthe vicinity of these islands, while Russian fish¬ermen operate unimpeded in Japanese waters. TheSoviet Union has made it clear that the preconditionfor the return of the Kurile Islands to Japan is herneutrality. But even then, they would be unlikely torelinquish her control over all of these strategicallylocated islands for they afford the Soviet fleet steadyaccess to the Pacific. Furthermore, they have in¬vested greatly in the development of the Kuriles formilitary use. This includes the construction of an ex¬tensive air base on the Island of Kunashiri and anaval base situated at Hitokappu Bay on the Islandof Etorufo. Hitokappu Bay is highly prized by the So¬viet high command for the constant cloud which ef¬fectively shrouds the entire port. Furthermore, since1978, they have increased their military presence onthese islands in several provocative ways. This in¬cludes over 10,000 troops, tanks and heavy artillerycapable of hitting Japanese villages. Of course, theJapanese have protested, but to no avail.Along with her naval base at Hitokappu Bay, theSoviets have acquired a series of naval facilitiesalong the W’estern Pacific which represent a concert¬ed effort by them to control the sea lanes to Japan.Upon the signing of the “Soviet-Vietnamese MilitaryPact” in November, 1978, the Soviet navy obtainedaccess to American built naval and air facilities atCam Rhan Bay and Da Nang, as well as Haiphong inthe North. With over 20,000 military personnel atthese bases, the Soviets maintain firm control overtheir administration. These facilities, which arestrategically poised next to the Strait of Malacca, theprimary shipping route from the Indian to PacificOceans, pose a serious threat to the continued trans¬port of raw materials to Japan. In the event of war,the Soviets would be able to cut off the Strait of Ma¬lacca under air cover from six expanded and mod¬ernized airfields in Afghanistan. Consequently, anincredible burden is placed upon American forces inAsia, particularly the Seventh Fleet, to defend theSea lanes from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Japan.The Seventh Fleet cannot handle this job alone, yetshe has been called upon to do so. The Japanese haverefused to develop the forces which might help offsetthe Soviet theat in Asia. This confidence is augment¬ed by their deployment of up to 150 SS-20 missiles aswell as 60 Backfire strategic bombers in Eastern Si¬beria. With consistent and fearless penetration ofJapanese territorial waters by Soviet ships as wellas the recent downing of Korean Airlines Flight 007last September, one comes to the ominous conclusionthat the Soviet Union has little to fear from Westernforces in Asia, least of all those of Japan.In 1981, Prime Minister Zenko Suzuki pledged toAmerican leaders that Japan would assume the re¬sponsibility for the defense of sea lanes within a one-hundred mile radius of Tokyo. This promise hadbeen the product of much emotional debate betweenAmerican and Japanese officials. It was feared inWashington that in a time of crisis, the Americanfleet would be incapable of defending effectivelyboth Japanese sea lanes and those of the world.American naval responsibilities around the globeare too great. As it stands now, the Japanese have 53destroyers and frigates; 14 submarines and 120 out¬dated planes available for sea lane defense. Logisti-cally, her destroyers only carry one torpedo each,and her planes are woefully deficient in the air-to-airmissiles which are crucial for a modern air-force.According to American analysts, in order to defendadequately her sea lanes, the Japanese would needto increase these numbers to at least 70 destroyersand frigates; 25 submarines and 125 P-3C patrol air¬craft. However, this increase is hardly expected tomaterialize owing to the fact that the Japanese gov¬ernment has failed to disband its 1 percent ceiling onnational defense spending. Therefore, with onlv too slow$12Vfe billion available in her military budget, thesefigures have had to be modified to the current plan of60 ships, 15 submarines and 100 planes by 1987. Thishardly seems sufficient for the task at hand.This is not solely a problem of inadequate sea lanedefense or even of aggregate defense spending; it isalso the nature of Japanese defense spending whichis disturbing. The great majority of the budget forthe “Japanese Self-Defense Forces,” which includesthe entire military apparatus of the state, is devotedto such non-combative items as salaries, benefitsand recreation as well as completion of payments onpast weapons purchases. Less than one-fifth of thebudget is actually used to purchase arms. Conse¬quently, there are not even enough supplies to equiptheir already small army of 180,000. An equally out¬rageous statistic is in regards to research and devel¬opment. Less than 1 percent of the military budget isdirected towards this critical aspect of maintaininga modern army. The Japanese have done very littleto modernize their military let alone increase it.Both are mutually inclusive for Japan in a world ofgalloping technologies.Unfortunately, the 1 percent ceiling on defense isnot the only, or even the primary obstacle to Japa¬nese rearmament. The militarism which resulted inJapan’s brutal subjugation of much of Asia in theSecond World War has caused those states in whichshe occupied to be eternally sensitive to any actionsby Japan which might suggest a revival of such mili¬tarism, whether justified or not. The intensity ofthese fears and the eagerness of post-war Japan toregain a sense of rapport with her neighbors, are theprimary influences behind Clause 2 of Article 9 to herconstitution, in which the use of armed force is ren¬ounced.This clause is intriguing for what it neglects to say.Although it renounces the use of armed forces in na¬tional policy, it does not explicitly prevent the main¬tenance of such forces for national defense (it is thisvagueness which sparked the later addition of the 1percent ceiling). Consequently, Japan would be per¬mitted to pursue a military build-up if national de¬fense required it.Several Asian states denounce this prospect underthe pretext that a re-armed Japan would become tooindependent of the United States and would betempted once again to dominate her neighbors. It isalso feared that a re-armed Japan would encouragethe United States to abandon her defense commit¬ments in Asia, thus leaving dependent nations suchas South Korea or even Japan at the mercy of theSoviet Union and China. If one accepts these gloomyscenarios to be the logical outcome of increased Jap-The Japanese have done very lit¬tle to modernize their military,let alone increase it...in a world ofgalloping technologies.anese military potential, then the present defensepolicy in Japan must be maintained; however, it isdoubtful that anyone in authority truly believes thisto be the case. Warning against the spectre of Japa¬nese hegemony is good domestic politics in EastAsian states. It seems likely that Asian leaders pub¬licly express these fears merely for domestic con¬sumption, and not as statements of policy.One can safely make the above observation for anumber of reasons. First, Japanese power couldnever realistically reach a level whereby it could un¬ilaterally check Soviet adventurism in the Far East.Consequently, the United States would be very un¬likely to abrogate her treaties in the region if itmeant increasing Soviet power. Secondly, Japan isan integral part of an East Asian defense networkwhich includes South Korea, the Philipines, Thailandand to some extent, Taiwan. Thus, the objective ofJapanese rearmament would be to augment the de¬fensive postion of the alliance, not to go astray on herown path. A renewed defense effort by Japan canonly be to the advantage of those Asian states whichrely upon the alliance for their survival.In the recent battle over the budget, the entire con¬troversy centered upon the figure to be adopted fordefense. Originally, the Diet had approved a 6.5 per¬cent increase in defense spending. However, in orderto give the United States the impression that Japanwas indeed trying, Nakasone managed to increasethis figure to 6.55 percent. This still marked one ofthe smallest rates of increase in the last 20 years.This charade must end.What is being asked of Japan is not a return to mil¬itarism. Nor has anyone ever suggested that she ac¬quire nuclear weapons. Japan is being asked to real¬ize her position in the world as an economicsuperpower with global interests. She is being askedto wake up from her isolationism and recognize theprecarious state in which her poor defenses have lefther. She must abandon her passive role in world poli¬tics and contribute more to the alliance.Daniel D. Batterman is a third-year student in po¬litical science.The Chicago Maroonends its Winter Quarter ’84publication schedule with this issue.The Chicago Literary Reviewwill be published next Friday,March 9,1984••• ' ■' "V. 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LURVEYArmenian coursesBy Ravi RajmaneWith a grant from the United Armen¬ian Cultural Association, (UACA), theDivision of the Humanities will insti¬tute a visiting chair in Armenian stu¬dies. The visiting professor this springis Abraham Terian of Andrews Univer¬sity who will teach “Ancient ArmenianCivilizations” and “Introduction toClassic Armenian”.Terian, currently a professor of In-tertestamental and Early ChristianLiteratures, is a specialist in ArmenianChristian culture. He has made nu¬merous translations of Greek and Jew¬ish theological works into the Armen¬ian language. The grant from the UACA wasawarded to the U of C in recognition ofthe University’s committment to Ar¬menian studies. For the past nineyears, the Division of the Humanitieshas sponsored, during each autumnand spring, a lecture series in Armen¬ian cultural history which is heavily at¬tended by the Chicago Armenian com¬munity. However, despite the supportfrom the UACA, Walter Kaegi, profes¬sor of history and Chairman of the Hu¬manities division advisory committeeon Armenian studies, warns that thefunding is not sufficient for maintain¬ing the chair for more than one quarterper year.Enrollment in the new course is opento both undergraduate and graduatestudents.Who’s Who nominates 5 hereBallooning exhibit to open11 libel Aeronautics Collection at theUnited States Air Force Academy Li¬brary, the Cooper-Hewitt Museum, theLibrary of Congress, and the Estate ofOtto Kallir.Barbard Stafford, professor of art,will present a lecture entitled “TheNew Prometheus: Pursuit of Freedomin the Clouds” immediately followingthe reception March 14. The Gallery isopen 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursdaythrough Saturday and noon to 4 p.m. onSunday.“The Balloon: A Bicentennial Exhib¬ition” opens March 15 at the David andAlfred Smart Gallery. A public recep¬tion will be held at the Gallery from 5 to7 p.m. March 14.The exhibition features more than150 prints and decorative objects dat¬ing from 1783 to 1815, and dealing withthe impact ballooning had on 18th-cen¬tury life and art. Organized by the Uni¬versity of Minnesota Art Museum,lenders to the exhibition include the Five U of C faculty members areamong the 52 finalists under considera¬tion for Who’s Who in AmericaAchievement Awards.The finalists from here are; GaryBecker, professor of economics and so¬ciology; James Coleman, professor ofsociology and education; Morris Jan-owitz, professor of sociology; EdwardShils, professor of sociology; and Nor¬man Maclean, author and professoremeritus of English language and liter¬ature.Five awards, of $10,000 apiece, one ineach of the fields of arts and communi¬cation, the life, social and physicalsciences, and entrepreneurship, areawarded biennially “to honor the workof rare men and women across thespectrum of American life whose no¬teworthy achievements exemplify freeinquiry and individual expertise,” andMABcontinued from page onewhat they’re doing is good or bad.” ButMAB’s newfound exposure to publicscrutiny is due largely to negativeinput: charges of impropriety made bya disenchanted former member.The member, who asked to remainanonymous, charged that MABworkers arrive at concerts in variousstates of inebriation; that hospitalitymoney, used to buy food, drink andother amenities for performers, is tooeasily and too often abused; that theBoard has never been able to devise anaccurate method of bookkeeping; thatthe procedure for selecting MABmembers is erratic and easily in¬fluenced by the personal vendettas ofthose on selection committees; thatdrugs have been purchased out of MABfunds for at least one performer.MAB funds come directly from the $5quarterly activities fee paid by everystudent. Their 40 percent share of thefee will amount this year to about$42,000. This, coupled with revenuefrom concert ticket sales, places theseven members of MAB in sole com¬mand of nearly $60,000.Members of the Board are currentlysupervised by Student Activities Pro¬gram Director Mary Jerz, their officialfaculty advisor, and Director of Stu¬dent Activities Irene Conley.Of charges brought against theboard, Conley says “I would not be pre¬pared to put a halo on each and everyMAB member over the past five years,if that’s what you’re asking. We’ve hadour share of goofups. We have had ourshare of internicine quarreling. Wehave had our share of things just reallygoing astray.”“But,” she says, “that’s part andparcel of any student group. The samecould be said for the last five years of .DOC films, of the debate club, indeed,8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984of the Maroon.”Granted. MAB and the Maroon shareat least one attribute: absence of regu¬lation from above. (Or, in Conley’swords, “total autonomy.”) Conley andJerz are present for MAB concerts and,periodically, for meetings of the Board.But MAB decisions are made by MABmembers alone.Says Harry Douglas, president of theUniversity’s Organization of Black Stu¬dents, “No one has a say except thoseseven people on the committee. Essen¬tially, MAB is only accountable togroups who definitely want something(like the Commuting Students’ Organi¬zation, which recently petitioned tobring guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan tocampus). They’re not accountable tothe University at large.”Choice of performers for MAB con¬certs is made on the basis of artistavailability, cost and the Board’s bud¬get: percentage of their $60,000 alloca¬tion already spent. “We get availabili¬ties on a roving basis,” Muchnick says. “I don’t think the choice of a particularartist is the kind of thing which could berationally supervised by anyone else.”But, he says, “If you’ve got a beefwith the Board we want to know aboutit. Above all, we want to encourageinput.”His comments pinpoint what manyconsider the Board’s major drawback:there is currently no effective forumfor student input into MAB decisions.continued on page 12 Gary Beckerto garner publicity for Marquis Who’sWho, Inc., publisher of the popular ref¬erence books.Nominations for the awards are soli¬cited from chairmen and chaired pro¬fessors at top-ranked universitiesacross the country. The 52 finalistsunder consideration are those who re¬ceived the largest number of nomina¬tions in their particular areas. The no¬minations now go to a panel appointedby the president and executive staff ofWho’s Who, who will select the fivewinners.rmarian realty,inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 Earn Over $900A MonthWhile Still In School.Juniors! Seniors! 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PHOTOBYPATRICIAEVANSNEWSA hitchhiker’s guide to voting in primariesBy Cliff GrammichIllinois voters go to the polls March20 to determine major party nominees,but with the exception of AidLawrence S. Bloom’s state’s attorneycampaign, local interest this year’sraces will be small.Charles Hayes, Richard Newhouse,Carol Moseley Braun, and BarbaraFlynn Currie are all unopposed in theirbids for renomination to their posts.The only seriously contested racesHyde Park voters will confront involvethe two parties’ nominations for the USSenate, the Democratic presidentialnomination, and the Democratic CookCounty state’s attorney nomination.Among the presidential candidates,only US Sen. John Glenn (D-Ohio) andformer Vice President Walter Mondalehave fielded full delegate slates in thefirst Congressional district. The win¬ning delegates, however, will probablybe those committed to Mayor HaroldWashington’s “favorite son” cam¬paign. While the mayor has made noendorsement in the Presidential con¬test, he has expressed a “preference”for Jesse Jackson’s campaign.Among Democratic US Senate con¬tenders are Philip Rock, Illinois statesenate president, Roland Burris, statecomptroller, US Rep. Paul Simon(D-22), and Alex Seith.Simon has been regarded as the fa¬vorite, although any of the candidatescould win. Simon has perhaps the mostname recognition throughout the state,while Burris hopes to mobilize thecity’s black voters in addition to work¬ing for support throughout the state.Seith has been climbing in recentpolls on the contest, while Rock, whotrails most polls, hopes to use stateparty organizational support to grab the nomination. How much organiza¬tional suppport is worth, though, usual¬ly can’t be determined until after anelection.One of the hottest political controver¬sies in the race has been over an en¬dorsement by Washington. Many ex¬pected the mayor to endorse Rock, butRock later said the mayor would re¬main neutral. Burris, meanwhile, as¬serts the mayor will eventually en¬dorse his bid.On the Republican side, US Rep.Tom Corcoran (D-14) faces incumbentCharles Percy. Many expect Percy toeasily win this challenge, which, likemost Republican contests, will belargely ignored by Democratic Chica¬go.Nevertheless, Percy has gained inde¬pendent and black support in Chicagoin his three previous general electioncontests, and interest could perk up inthe race for the general election.Bloom is challenging incumbentRichard M. Daley for the Democraticnomination for Cook County state’s at¬torney.Bloom has attacked Daley’s officefor failure to prosecute corruption andlack of minority representation in thestate’s attorney’s office. Daley has de¬fended his record by noting a higheroverall successful prosecution ratethan his predecessor, and increasedlevels of minority hiring since he tookoffice.On the surface, Daley seems a surebet for renomination. Bloom, however,may surprise if he can get a large out¬pouring of minority and independentsupport.The election is hard to judge by prec¬edent. In 1980, Daley won nominationwith a 150,000 vote plurality, as approx¬ imately 550,000 voters turned out forthe contest. Contests for the Presi¬dential and Senate nominations willspark turnout, in addition to battles forcommitteemen posts on the CookCounty Democratic Central Commit¬tee. In addition, voter registration rollshave increased since 1980.Bloom believes he will gain a win¬ning advantage with minority and in¬dependent support, and will capitalizeon a lack of white ethnic support forDaley, presumed to be one of the in¬cumbent’s strengths. Bloom believesDaley will suffer due to resentmenttowards his mayoral bid and white eth¬nics’ failure to participate in the Demo¬cratic primary; Bloom believes theywill vote in the Republican contests.Bloom’s assessment seems mistakenhere. While white ethnic voters in Chi¬cago often do give votes to some Re¬publican candidates in general elec¬tions, they participate heavily in theDemocratic primaries. Secondly,while Daley may suffer against Repub¬lican Richard Brzeczek for his ill-fatedmayoral bid, it’s doubtful Washingtonally Bloom will be a beneficiary overthis.Minority voters have increased reg¬istration, however, and strong supporthere could help Bloom surprise Daley.Daley is likely to win re-nomination,but as large margin expected.The March 20 primary will occurover the University’s spring break, butvoters can cast absentee ballots at thecity’s Board of Election Commission¬ers in City Hall, Room 308, 121 N. La¬Salle St. For those voters who will beCook County on election day, local poll¬ing places follow: Fourth WardPrecinct Polling place28 5401 S. Ellis Ave.30 1649 E. 50th St.32 1330 E. 50th St.434 1330 E. 50th St.38 5100 S. Cornell Ave.42 5330 S. Harper Ave.44 5130 S. Kenwood Ave.46 5052 S. Ellis Ave.48 5000 S. Cornell Ave.52 5120 S. Harper Ave.53 5480 S. Kenwood Ave.54 936 E. 54th St.55 1000 E. 53rd St.56 5325 S. Cottage Grove Ave.57 5335 S. Kenwood Ave.58 5427 S. Dorchester Ave.59 1448 E. 53rd St.60 936 E. 54th St.61 1150 E. 50th St.Fifth WardPrecinct Polling place1 1556 E. 56th St.11 1701 E. 53rd St.12 1701 E. 53rd St.13 5479 S. Everett Ave.14 . 1701 E. 53rd St.15 5346 S. Cornell Ave.24 1700 E. 56th St.26 5715 S. Drexel Ave.27 5631 S. Kimbark Ave.30 5631 S. Kimbark Ave.33 5631 S. Kimbark Ave.35 1642 E. 56th St.37 5541 S. Everett Ave.38 5500 S. Shore Dr.39 5844 S. Stony Island Ave.41 5805 S. Dorchester Ave.43 5631 S. Kimbark Ave.46 6040 S. Harper Ave.48 1414 E. 61st St.Grad studycontinued from page onecan “carry out their research and writ¬ing.”But some graduate students claimthat this plan will force them to com¬plete quick but shoddy work on theirdegrees as they face tuition withoutgrant or fellowship money. Said onegraduate student, who feared that thetuition might amount to as much as$500, ‘’they’re cheapening the (gradu¬ate) degree itself in facor of moretightly programmed studies.According to a written student re¬sponse to Nicholas’s report, “the dis¬crepancy between Humanities and So¬cial Sciences on the one hand and thenatural sciences on the other will con¬tinue to grow. Students in the latterusually take less time to finish, and aremuch more likely to have access topost-coursework funding. Thus the bur¬den of tuition and time will be support¬ed by those departments least able toafford it.” The response continues, “also fearedis a great decline in the standards andthe particular character on which theUniversity of Chicago reputation ispartly based. Safer, easier, and lessproductive work will be encouraged.”Although the Provost report statesthat the purpose of the fee is to ‘’bringmany graduate students back intoscholarly life at the University,” onegraduate students commented, “Noneof the positive aspects of integratingstudents are mentioned — this report isconcerned with money.” Noting unex¬plained strictures on leaves-of-ab-sence, a student said, “The reportblames the timing of graduate studyentirely on lax rules and lack of moti¬vation.”One student also objected to the pro¬posal on the “short-term, commonsense grounds that the more youcharge, the longer it will take. It’s ataxi meter that adds unpredictabilityto the graduate career.”Anna Hupert contributed to this ar¬ticle.aCHIC RplSTER /VOW944-0882THE COOKING AND HOSPITALITY INSTITUTE OF CHICAGO • 247 E ONTARIO ST. ^ , SCHOOL OFBartendingApproved by the Illinois State Board ot Education■ Learn in a Real North Michigan Avenue Bar■ Graduate in Just 5 Days—Or Study Part-time or Saturdays■ Textbook & Customized Drink Manual Included■ Instructors are Working Pros■ Tightly Organized Curriculum shakes down all thesecrets of bartending. Learn drink categories,inventory & bar layout, money changing,bar etiquette and tips on landing a job.■ Job Placement Assistance Ralph NicholasHallcontinued from page onewho come from university towns andwho are the sons and daughters of pro¬fessors.”Asked if it w ere possible, w hether hewould push an Ivy League-like imageof social success, Hall answered no. Hesaid that “to promote such an image isoppressive, it is like a good housekeep¬ing seal of approval which has little todo with the true merits of the universi¬ty curriclum or atmosphere. At itsworst, it is something which often pre¬vents students from finding the sort ofschools which are really right forthem.” Title IXcontinued from page oneThe men’s athletic programs there¬fore do not need or receive federal aid(or even funds from the college admin¬istrators) in Division I institutions.In the first five years of the enforce¬ment of the law, many directors ofmale athletic programs objected to di¬verting funds from men’s programs tofemale sports teams. Under the nar¬row interpretation of Title IX, it isprobable that the Division I athleticdirectors would not have been forced toallocate funds to women’s sports be¬cause the collegiate sports programsdo not receive direct federal aid, Mul-vaney said.Mulvaney maintained that the Su¬preme Court decision “would not haveany effect here at all.” She said thatacross the country “women’s athleticshave really been established.” Al¬though Mulvaney was wary about try¬ing to predict the future, she said thatdespite the Court’s decision, women'scollegiate athletics in the U.S. “are notlikely to decline.”The Chicago Maroonannounces a special planning meetingMONDAY, MARCH 5*8:30 p.m.to discuss an annual Spring Quarter issue.All staff members are stronglyencouraged to attend!The Chicago Maroon—Friday. 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March 2, 1984—11NEWSMABcontinued from page eightMembers of the Board are unelected;says Douglas, “realistically, they willnever have to account to anyone intheir decision-making process.”Recent FSACCSL meetings haveyielded two proposals for restructuringMAB. “One option considered,” Much-nick says, “was to reduce the appoint¬ed membership of MAB from seven tofive, and to add two elected at-largestudent representatives.A second proposal;, which Muchnicksays is the “right” one, makes threeprocedural changes. The Board willmake twice-quarterly reports beforethe Student Government (SG) Asse¬mbly, one to outline plans for upcomingconcerts, the other to report on thequarter’s expenditures; a member ofSG will attend MAB meetings as a non¬voting observer and make regular re¬ports to the Assembly; MAB will pub¬lish its budget in the Maroon at the endof each quarter, rather than, as is cur¬rently the case, at the close of theschool year.“I’m happy with the way that thisproposal has worked out,” Muchnicksays, “because I think that we can gainthe benefits of additional input and aRockcontinued from page oneRock hopes to balance the federalbudget through new tax codes and cutsin the defense budget, particularlyfunding for the B-I bomber and the MXmissile. He would not advocate reduc¬tions in social spending, which he be¬lieves “have borne the brunt of Rea¬gan’s attempt to balance he budget”and have been “cut to the bone.”Rock restated his support for tuitiontax credits, expressing his belief pri¬vate secondary and post-secondaryschools “are worthy of some publicsupport.” He compared tuition taxcredits to a current Illinois programwhich pays for selected textbooks inprivate schools.Concerning women’s issues, Rock be¬lieves his overall record will not costhim women’s votes. Rock is the onlycandidate to voice support for a consti¬tutional amendment against abortion.“The women of this state are not asingle issue group,” Rock said. He be¬lieves his support for issues such as theEqual Rights Amendment and thestate’s domestic violence act will leavean overall favorable impression on thestate’s women voters.Concerning foreign policy, Rock saidhe is “not at all happy with the Presi¬dent’s policy in Central America.”Rock would support economic aid tothe region if it is tied with a nation’shuman rights record.Rock believes the security of Israel’sborders is the most important priorityfor American policy in the MiddleEast.“South Side Forum” airs Thursdaysat 5:30 p.m. on WHPK, 88.3 FM. CraigRosenbaum, WHPK news directormoderates the show, and Cliff Gram-mich, Chicago Maroon news editor,and David Brooks, politics editor forthe Chicago Journal act as panelists. modicum of oversight — at the pointwhere oversight is necessary. Plus,we’ve started communicating.”But Rick Szesny, chairman of theSG’s Finance Committe, says the rec¬ommendations are not substantive.“Any changes that come about (as a re¬sult of the FSACCSL meetings) will bemerely artificial,” he says.Of charges that members of MABdrink or smoke marijuana during andprior to concerts, Conley says “I thinkit’s the business of the Board to policeitself of these indiscretions. If it be¬comes a pattern, if there’s evidencethat the Board cannot police itself orpolices itself very poorly, that would bethe time for me to step in.”“If someone is drunk at a concert,”she says, “you’re talking about the pos¬sibility of some bad things happening.There are electrical complications;there are a lot of people. One of themost important things about any kindof large concert is crowd control, andthat takes a pretty cool head.”“There was a meeting last year,” sheThis map shows locations of crimesreported in Hyde Park from Feb. 16through Feb. 22. Data are taken from adds, “where some members of thegroup confronted other members, say¬ing ‘you arrived at that concert in astate that we don’t think was appro¬priate.’ A decision was made internallythat it was unacceptable behavior. I didnot feel it was necessary to take anykind of administrative action against astudent if the group can take care ofthat kind of action within itself.”Were the incidents repeated? Oneformer member says yes. “The prob¬lem continued,” he says. “The worstincident happened at the King SunnyAde concert. The chief of security wasso high that he could not hold a coher¬ent conversation.”Dean O’Connell said first that “thepeople involved were dismissed,” thencorrected himself to say “the situationwas handled in an appropriate man¬ner.” O’Connell says he delegates mostof his MAB-related responsibilities toConley: “I’ve never met with MAB inmy life,” he said.Muchnick concludes that too muchadministrative regulation could seriously hamper the Board’s function,that this year’s Board has acted moreresponsibly than those in the past, andthat MAB’s structure is best left large¬ly as it is. “We have an incentive to becareful with our money,” he says, “be¬cause the more money we waste theharder things will be at the end of theyear, wanting to do more shows and nothavng the funding there. We alreadyhave one of the most powerful regula¬tors of all: the marketplace.”“Start with the assumption that peo¬ple are on MAB because they want verymuch to put on concerts — they enjoydoing that. It’s a fairly rewarding expe¬rience, just the notion of being able toput on a big show and have peopleenjoy it.”“A major activities board can beseen as a sexy kind of thing — it looksgood on a resume or something likethat. You find at your first concert,however, that it’s a very long day thatrequires an awful lot of work. But it’salso a lot of fun,” he says. “That’susually why people are on MAB.”the “Police Blotter” in the Hyde Park reports only, and not on any follow-upHerald (2/29/84). investigations.These data are based on initial crimeFRIDAYCFS Seminar Series: On Descartes, Boyle, Boerhaave and the Caloric Theory of Heat, 4pm, HM 103.Reception preceding, 3:30 Cl 16.Square Dancing: 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Music Dept.: Contemporary Chamber Players, 8pmMandel Hall. Free.Basic Theater Co.: Uncommon Women & Others.8pm, 3rd Floor Theater.Career and Placement: First Jersey Securities Reyn¬olds Club 201.HillelL Adat Shalom Dinner, 6pm.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: Banded Struc¬ture in Sew England Winter Storms, 1:30pm, HindsAuditorium. Refreshments 2:30, Common Room.LS: The Seven-Percent Solution, 7:15 & 9:30 LawSchool. 82.50.DOC; Taxi Driver, 7:15 & 9:30, Cobb, 12.60.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecture; Mr.Kevin Dwyer, 2:30pm, Pick Lounge. Arabic Circle,Aatronony and the Arabs. 3:30, Pick 218.SATURDAYDOC: Women In Love, 7 A 9:30pm, Cobb 82.50.Buie Theater Company: Uncommon Women, 8pra,3rd Floor Theater Reynolds Club.Hillel: Orthodox Services, 9:15am. Conservative Ser-—ft . Of) mm• IVVWf 'V tiwWSXi ■ Basic Theater Co.: Uncommon Women and Others,8pm, 3rd Floor Theater Reynolds Club.Music Dept.: University Symphony Orchestra,8:30pm, Mandel Hall. Donations requested: 83,adults; 81, students.Crossroads: Buffet Dinners, 6pm, 83, 81.50.SUNDAYLSF: Zulu, 8:30 Law School 82.DOC: Choice in the Afternoon, 8pm, Cobb 82.Music Department: Collegium Musicum MotetChoir, 8pm, Bond Chapel. Free.Hillel: Bagels and Lox Brunch, llam-lpm.Rockefeller Chapel: 8:30 Chancel Choir Rehearsal,9am Ecumenical Service of Holy Communion, 10amDiscussion Class, 11am Religious Education Class,Ham University Religious Service.Oriental Institute Film: Turkey: Crossroads of theAncient World, 2pm, Museum Auditorium.MONDAYDOC: Billion Dollar Brain, 8pm, Cobb. 82.Hillel: Yiddish Class, 5pm. Choir 8:15pm.Crossroads: Intermeidate French. 7pm. Intermedi¬ate Italian, 7pm. Beginning Italian, 8pm.Career and Placement: Amherst Associates, Com¬ bined Insurance, Reynolds Club 201.Chemistry Seminar: Crystal Structures of Molecu¬lar Sieves and Related Materials. 4pm, HGS 101.Chess Club: 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.International Folk Dancing: 8pm, Ida Noyes.German Club: STAMMTISCH, 9pm, C-Shop.Nutrition Seminar: Sutrition Requirements relatedto ISborn Errors in Amino Acid and Organic AcidMetabolism, J-137.TUESDAYDOC: Hangman Also Die, 8pm, Cobb, 82.Hillel: Midrash Class, 8pm.Israeli Folkdancing at Ida Noyes, 8pm.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism,7pm.Committee on Arms Control A Disarmament, meet¬ing, 7pm, Ida Noyes Lounge.WEDNESDAYCrossroads: Beginning German, 7pm. English 10am,10:46, 2pm. Social 3:30pm.LSF: The Sea Hawk, 8:30pm, Law School. 82.DOC: As You Like It, 8pm, Cobb. 82.Rockefeller Chapel: Ash Wednesday Service of HolyCommunion and Imposition of Ashed, 7pm. Rockefeller Chapel: 8pm, Ecumenical Service ofHoly Communion followed by Breakfast, 12:15pm,Carillon Recital and Tower Tour.Pro-Life Assoc., meeting, 7:30, Ida Noyes 3rd FI.Bridge Club, 7pm, Ida Noyes Library.English and Scottish Country Dance. 8pm, IdaNoyes.Badminton Club, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes Gym.Women's Union Meeting, 6:30, Ida Noyes.Biochemistry Seminar: Gene Expression in Xeno-pus Embryogenesis, 4pm, CLSC 101.Pathfinders Toastmasters, Rm 110, Cobb.THURSDAYLSF: The Last of Sheila. 8:30, Law School, 8:30pm,Law School, 82.I-House Film Society:Anna Karenina, 7:30 & 9-3082.DOC: God's Little Acre, 8pm, Cobb 82.CAUSE, meeting 7:30, Ida Noyes.Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vesper Service, 5:16.Chancel Choir Rehearsal, 5:46pm.Hillel: Advanced Talmud Class. 5:30pm.German Club: STAMMTISCH, 9pm, C Shop.Music Dept,: Trio: Lewis Fortner, piano; CherylSmith, violin; Emily Lewis, cello. 12:15pm. Good-speed Recital Hall. Free.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecture, TheWomen ’« in Iran, 3:39pm, Harper 103.12—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984Mi*Gates up for nat’l awardBy Frank LubyUniversity of Chicago women’s bas¬ketball center Gretchen Gates hasqualified as a leading candidate for theChampion Player of the Year Award.Champion Products, a manufacturerof athletic uniforms and activewear,created the Player of the Year awardin 1982 to recognize “outstanding lead¬ership, talent, and sportsmanship inthe growing sport of women’s basket¬ball.”Gates, a 6-0 sophomore from Roches¬ter, MN, played an important role inthe Maroons’ 15-6 record in each of thelast two seasons, which included a sec¬ond place finish in the Midwest Confer¬ence’s North Division this year. In1983-84 she averaged 20.7 points pergame, along with 10.8 rebounds. Overthe 21-game season she had 41 steals,33 blocked shots, and shot 57.6 percentfrom the field.Other award nominations for Gatesthis year include the Kodak All-Ameri¬can team and American Women’sSports Federation All-Americanteam.Gates established five team recordsin her first season, and added anotherthis year. She holds the record for mostpoints in a game (38) and a season(436), highest scoring average in a sea¬son (21.8 ppg), most field goals in agame (17, twice within one week), andmost rebounds in a season (271, tiedwith senior Helen Straus). This year her mark of 57.6 field goal shooting be¬came the highest all-time percentage.The American Women’s Sports Fed¬eration honored Gates last winter bynaming her to their Freshman All-American team, and naming herPlayer of the Year as well. She madethe Kodak All-District team, and natu¬rally made the MACW All-Conferencesquad.Gates’ season highs this campaigninclude 35 points in a 68-67 come-from-behind victory over eventual confer¬ence champion St. Norbert, and 20 re¬bounds in a blowout of highly-toutedCoe College six days later. She also hadfour blocked shots and five stealsagainst Ripon College on Feb. 11.Maroon head coach Diann Nestelcited “efficient post moves and a softshooting touch” as Gates’ strongestareas on the court.Gates graduated from Mayo HighSchool in Rochester, MN with a 4.0grade point average, first in her class.She majors in political science (pre¬law), and receives a full tuition CollegeHonor Scholarship from the Universi¬ty-The Champion Player of the Yearaward is on permanent display at theBasketball Hall of Fame in Springfield,MA. Winners will receive a replica ofthe trophy at the awards ceremony onMarch 31 during the Third AnnualWomen’s Basketball Coaches Associa¬tion Convention in Los Angeles. Gretchen Gates, here in earfy“sea-son action vs. Aurora College,may earn Champion’s Player ofthe Year Award.Baseball heads south for FloridaBy Mark BlockerWithin the next three weeks, the Uni¬versity of Chicago baseball teambegins the 1984 season. Although theMaroons are returning a solid team,this could be a rebuilding year for theMaroons, who finished with a 1-19 slatein 1983. This year’s team, however, fea¬tures a solid core of sophomore andjunior talent.The Maroons will be without the ser¬vices of last year’s star, Wade Lewis,who graduated after last season.Lewis’s statistics included a .519 bat¬ting average, and a sparkling .886 field¬ing average on a Maroon team plaguedby errors throughout the year. Lewisalso led the team in stolen bases.If one could speak of a rebuildingprocess, it began back in Novemberwhen 38 candidates showed up for thefall tryouts. In that same month, thenumber was reduced to 28, and just re¬cently it has been reduced to the final16. The squad has recently begun itspreparations for its Florida campaign, as they play eight games t in five days)over spring break in western Floridaand Alabama.According to coach Roger Scott, themain strength of the team could be itspitching staff, which has returned infull form the 1983 rotation. The staff isled by senior Steve Barnhart, alongwith juniors Tom Weber and JohnShimkus, and sophomore CorsanMaley. All four are righthanders andreturning lettermen.Other returning lettermen on thisyear’s squad include infielders MikeMedina and Andy Saliman, along with Bob Dickey and John Gernon, who canplay either infield or outfield. Also, jun¬ior catcher Dennis Werner returnsafter lettering last year.The Maroons’ Florida schedulebegins on March 18 at 5 p.m. with adoubleheader against the University ofWest Florida. The trip will concludewith another doubleheader againstWest Florida on March 22. TheMaroons’ home opener is slated forMarch 31, with a twinbill againstAurora College. The Maroons will alsocompete in the Illinois Institute ofTechnology tournament in late April.Sports CalendarWomens’ Indoor Track — Friday. March 2, MACW Indoor Championships,7 p.m., at HCFH.Men’s Indoor Track — Saturday, March 3, Midwest Conference IndoorChampionships, at 11 a.m., HCFH.Men’s Swimming — Friday and Saturday, March 2 and 3, at Midwest Con¬ference Championships.Fencing — Saturday, March 3, at the Big 10 Championships and Great LakesChampionships. Men’s tennisstarts seasonBy Jane LookThe 1984 University of Chicago men’stennis team, already with a month ofdaily practices under its belt, opens itsseason today at the Titan Invitational,hosted by the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. The two-day invitational fea¬tures sevral tough Division I and II op¬ponents (Marquette, NorthernMichigan, UW-Whitewater, and UW-Milwaukee) and will gauge the Maroonsquad’s readiness for its upcomingspring season.Under the guidance of coach BillSimms, the team boasts a small core ofreturning players complemented by atalented and experienced group offreshmen. Four of the top six playersreturn from last year’s squad that fin¬ished with a dual meet record of ninewins and two losses. The returnees arefourth-year students Pete Kang andMike Vail, third-year student PhilMowery, and second-year studentHenry Lujan. Kang was last year’s topsingles player and Vail was a MidwestConference tournament finalist atsixth singles. Mowery is the 1983 Mid¬west Invitational third singles champi¬on and Lujan was last year’s secondsingles player.Though the lineup is not firmly estab¬lished, the following players will bemaking the trip to Oshkosh: Kang,Vail, Lujan, second-year student RichChin, and first-year students Jay Wol-denberg and Clifford Ko. Mowery is un¬able to compete due to a back injury.Rounding out the 1984 roster are sec¬ond-year students Kevin Choi and JeffCohen, and first-year students SteveKeeney, Oscar Oboza, Surya Roa. andAndy Shen. First-year student FabioRossi was also a prospect but he suf¬fered a severe ankle injury and will notbe able to compete this season.When asked about this season’s out¬look, Simms responded, “On paper thislooks like the best team we’ve had in along time. This team is mentallytougher than last year’s and is ready towin.“With the addition of the freshmen,”he added, “this team has more tourna¬ment experience so I expect to improveour standing in the conference (theteam finished fifth in the MCAC lastspring). Our next meet, a conferencequad meet with Lawrence, Cornell,'and Monmouth (April 6, 7) will give usan indication of where we stand in theconference. I look forward to some ex¬citing tennis.”The Third String -Academics and basketballUniversity of Chicago men’s basketball headcoach John Angelus cast aside any “visions of gran¬deur” because next year’s Maroon team will havemuch the same personnel.“The problems are the same each year,” he said.“I’ve been here 20 years and I still don’t know the so¬lution.”The problem Angelus refers to centers around theacademic pressures of the College and its effects onthe players during the season.Chicago lost most of their games, especially con¬ference games, early this season, and finished with a11-9 overall mark. Those losses, however, fell duringninth week, tenth week, and finals week of lastquarter, and Angelus sees a connection between thatadded pressure and the players’ performance on thefloor.“It’s a delicate balance (between academics andathletics),” he said, “and we hope we can get it. It’sa hell of a lot to ask of a guy here. We’re not at Mick¬ey Mouse U.”Chicago opened the season with a victory overGrand Rapids Baptist, their usual season openingopponent, but later lost conference games againstBeloit and Ripon with less than stellar play. AgainstRipon, in fact, Chicago led at halftime, but Angelussaid he “knew we weren’t playing well.”The Maroons followed this sub-par Wisconsin trip,though, with a very successful swing into Florida,highlighted by a 17-point victory over powerful Rol¬lins College. Any academic pressure? During theChristmas break “all their attention was on playingball,” said Angelus, “and look what they did.”Angelus feels that a major part of his job as headcoach involves motivating the players and gettingthem up for each game. He plans several things fornext season which should aid that effort, based onsome of the strides the team made this year. “We got into team play,” Angelus said about thisseason. After a while the players learned that “itdoesn’t matter how many points you get, but if wewin.”Angelus plans to make few changes in the team’soffensive game plan next year, to allow him to con¬centrate more on defense as practice opens late inOctober. In addition he plans to work on the team’sstall and pressure.“Our stall was terrible,” said Angelus, “and wedidn’t apply good pressure. The only thing we gotwas burned.”Despite those technical problems, having the setoffense and lineup will become an asset, as will theconfidence level the team has hopefully gained fromthis campaign. “The knowledge that they have thecapability to play with anyone helps,” said Angelus.“It reduces apprehension.”But that confidence still falters, apparently, as thestress of the quarter mounts. “The players have tobe more organized,” said Angelus, referring to theirdaily routines. “If they are fatigued, upset, not sleep¬ing or not eating right, it can affect their shooting(and overall play),” he addedHe did remark, though, that the players on theteam “are really to be commended” for the effortthey make to juggle assignments, tests, papers, andbasketball.“We (assistant coach Jim Hargesheimer and An¬gelus) can’t control everything,” he said. “But ifthey do a good job (juggling) 1 can see greatthings.”Angelus says adjusting the schedule poses prob¬lems, for if he waits until after finals week to openthe conference schedule, he could end up with threegames during a week, and he cannot afford to dothat. “Say we lose (center Keith) Libert with a twis-teed ankle for a week. That’s three games right there,” Angelus said, implying how valuable hisfront line players are. “If I could always go 10 deep(on the bench) I wouldn’t worry.” he added.Next year’s schedule may include a game againsta team from Nova Scotia in mid-November, and willdefinitely boast a trip to the Seattle area for a pair ofgames. Angelus, in years past, has taken his teamacross the country to play Division II and Division Iteams when he felt the team could make a respect¬able showing. Opponents in past years have includedDrexel and even Duke, the year the Blue Devilsreached the NCAA Final Four. They beat Chicago byjust over 20.The team may also have some new faces. On An-gelus’s list of recruits are four strong prospects.Terry Chapko, who hails from the same Michiganhigh school as present Maroon forward Tom Lepp,would be “helpful,” said Angelus. Another Michi¬gander on the list is Steve Russe, a 6-5, 200 poundcenter.A sleeper may be Lynn Nelson, a 16-year old fromLawrence, Kansas. The 6-8. 175 pound senior centerdoes not start, but rather plays behind one of the bestplayers in Kansas. His high school coach, accordingto Angelus, says “I wish I could red-shirt him. Hisbest years are ahead of him.”A Chicago area prospect, 6-2 Martin Henning playsfor Weber High School, the number one CatholicLeague team. “He’s like Nick (Meriggioli, Maroonstarting guard). He’s a deadly shooter, and can playthe point.“If we land them, we’ll be in good shape. It’llround out the club,” he added.So if the Maroons can “have the maturity to knowwhat it takes” and (an “get ready to play aroundfinals (in fall quartei)” Chicago’s 1984-85 basketballseason will start in fine fashion. “If we get up on theleague we’ll be tough to beat,” said Angelus. —FLThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984—13IM Wire —Bower Boys all the way?The Intramural track meet, as far as the under¬graduates are concerned, ended in an apparent tie,with Upper and Lower Rickert deadlocked at 34points apiece, and Hitchcock right behind with 32,However, Upper Rickett may emerge as the eventu¬al winner, for Lower Rickert used a runner who, ac¬cording to the Athletic Department, lettered in crosscountry.last year.The Official IM Handbook states the following:“Those men and women who have won major lettersin a sport at the University of Chicago or at any othercollege, or who are currently members of a varsityteam, are eligible to participate in that sport or relat¬ed sport in undergraduate competition.” DanMcGhee, a runner from Lower Rickert who capturedfirst in the 800 meter run and 1500 meter run, wouldtherefore become ineligible, since he lettered incross country, a related sport.No formal protest has been filed, and no official de¬cision made, but Upper Rickert takes the case beforeIM Director Kevin McCarthy on Monday to resolveit. McCarthy had previously ruled that cross-countryis related to track and its lettermen are thus ineligi¬ble.In other results in the meet, Upper Rickert placedwinners in four events. They took the 4 x 200 relay,and received victories from Craig Farber (50 meterdash), Andreas Giannopoulos (200 meters), and An¬drew Jaffee (shot put). Other winners includedBruce Montella of Bishop in the 400 meters, BrianWaldman of Chamberlin in the 50 meter low hurdles,and Tom Weber of Hitchcock in the high jump.Though McGhee’s victories provided many of theirpoints, Lower Rickert received strong showingsfrom Bo Flores in the 400 meters (second), Jay Wol-denberg in the 800 meters (fourth), and Woldenbergand Martin Melhus in the high jump (fourth andfifth).Upper Rickert’s other places include a third byTed Voorhees in the high jump, and a third by BruceRothstein in the 800 meters.In the other competitions, Lower Wallace racedaway with the women’s undergrad residence title.^edging second place Upper Wallace 37-15. In the graduate men’s meet, the Medical School destroyedthe graduate school of business, 89-66. In graduatewomen the med school won as well, 84-22, and inCo-ed competition Hitchcock/Snell and Dewey tiedwith 10 points apiece.Winners for Lower Wallace include Larissa Goldinin the 200 meter run, and Helen Markey in the 800meter run. They also won the 4 x 200 meter relay.Upper Wallace received wins from Lisa Miotto inthe 400 meters and Susan Benson in the 50 meter lowhurdles.* * * * *A correction from last time: Mark Epstein defeat¬ed Jay Woldenberg from Lower Rickert in the rae-quetball finals for the undergraduate residence.*****The women’s basketball season has drawn to aclose, with the Medflies winning one dividion and Outof Season taking first in the other. Playoff bracketsfor men’s and women’s competition will be postedoutside the IM Office as soon as they are finalized.In the Monday-Wednesday-Saturday division of themen’s undergraduate, Shorey won the division with aconvincing 52-38 win over second place Dodd/Mead.Shorey finishes the regular season 8-0 (one of threeundefeated undergrad teams) and has a strongchance to reach the UG residence finals. Shorey wonthe hard way, clearing the boards and making its lasteight free throws in the fourth quarter.In the Tuesday-Thursday-Friday league, Commu¬ters were held to a narrow lead at the half againstUpper Rickert, a team with no player over six feettall. They came back to blow it open in the secondhalf, and eventually win 55-24, but still haven’t con¬vinced enough people that they can make it all theway.In the Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday league, Hitch¬cock A beat Greenwood 43-41 in a game which turnedon Hitchcock’s free throw shooting in the finalperiod. Salisbury buried FIJI 54-42 to put a dent inFIJI’S playoff hopes.Finally, in the Monday-Wednesday-Friday league, Henderson guaranteed itself a playoff spot with anarrow win over Fallers A, 42-41.The other two undefeated undergrad teams areCommutors and Chamberlin, and both are in thesame division.In the graduate league, Bovver Boys, self-proclaimed favorites in the title hunt, upset All DayLong 54-50 with a strong, fast, hustling attack. Theyare now definitely a favorite to make the grad finals.However, HiTops, without either of its big men, re¬portedly ran through the Bovver Boys in a pick-upgame on Saturday, so all of the Bovver Boys skepticshaven’t disappeared.In another upset, Spike’s Gang lost to BoxingOscar 43-40 in a low scoring, defensive game. Spkie’smust now beat bigger, stronger Crimes Against Na¬ture to advance to the playoffs.In upcoming action: Chamberlin and Commutorsface off on March 7 for the division title; both are inthe tournament.Henderson and Thompson meet for their champi¬onship on March 5, in a repeat of the Pierce Towergrudge match which Henderson won in the firstgame of the season.Salisbury played Greenwood last night for a pieceof a possible three-way tie for first place. The teamthat loses loses a playoff berth. Dudley will also playFIJI, and FIJI must win to avoid losing its shot at thesame tie. Dudley played them to an overtime stand¬off earlier this year, with FIJI narrowly winning. IfFIJI wins, they, Hitchcock, and the winner of the Sa-lisbury-Greenwood game will tie (assuming they allwin the rest of their games as well).Charley’s Deep Sea Divers plays the C-Men for theundergrad independent championship on March 7.Law School A will play Too Swift on Mrch 6 in thegrad league. This is Too Swift’s last test before mak¬ing the playoffs, and they shouldn’t take the lawschool team lightly. IV Shooters can ruin All DayLong’s playoff hopes March 11, and Crimes AgainstNature played Spike’s Gang last night in what mayhave ended Spike’s Gang’s playoff chances.Mike LevinFrank LubyJHe's a clean-cut kidin a dirty business.He's a Repo Nan.He steals cars legally.„fti4 AML■ do you knowwhere your cm htDear Neighbors and PatientsDr. Oswald is highly experienced in all phases of optometricservice, including pediatric eye care for your young familymembers. 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MSPOUTSProspective athletes on campus this weekendBy Mark BlockerIt’s been over three months since theend of the 1983 football season, but therecruiting game has been going on forsome time now. Recruiting, as such, inthe Division III of the NCAA is by nomeans what it is like in the major col¬leges, but efforts are still made to bringquality players to the Maroons. Thisyear’s efforts continue this weekendwhen several prospective football andwrestling athletes visit the campus.For the University of Chicago re¬cruiting is a two stage process. Firstthe coaches must gather informationon players who complete the prelimi¬nary stages of the admissions applica¬tion. This often involves travelling toChicago area high school games to takea closer look at some of the athletes.However, if this is not possible thecoaches usually are forced to rely ongame films made available by the highschool coaches. According to Maroonhead football coach Mike Ewing,“Often times we’ll get game films froma high school in which there are threeor four players we are interested in.”This information, along with any ac¬colades the players have earned duringtheir careers, forms the major basis ofevaluation for the coaching staff. Butthe real difference between Chicagoand most major schools is the admis¬sion decision. Since the College main¬tains a fairly selective admissionsprocess, it is usually the case that someof the prospective athletes are not ac¬cepted. Unfortunately, the coachingstaff simply has to wait it out and thenpursue from the list of accepted pros¬pects.Last year, according to Ewing, thefootball team added 27 freshmen fromthe original list of 64. This year’s list isslightly larger, perhaps 70, so Ewingexpects to add approximately the samenumber as last year.The 1984 football team could have atotally different lot than last year’s 2-7 team. In addition to the excellent cropof freshmen, Ewing expects his entireteam, with the exception of graduatingseniors, of course, to return for the up¬coming season. “It certainly will giveus much better depth,” Ewing added,speaking of the likelihood that most ofhis starting unit will return to actionnext year. The 1984 team may featurethe entire 1983 freshman entourage,some 27 strong.With this nucleus, Ewing expects tohave almost no freshman starters in alineup that relied on freshman startersin 1983. “If any freshmen do start, itwill make us that much better,” Ewingcommented, “but we don’t expect tostart very many freshmen.” Someholes will have to be filled as a result ofgraduation, but in most cases theMaroon mentor expects that membersof last year’s team will move into thosepositions.Several freshmen have already beenon campus to take a look, including In¬diana prospective Jeff Shinall, fromPortage High School. Shinall was a de¬fensive tackle his junior and senioryears, and played offensive tackle hissenior year. He earned first team all¬conference honors, along with a selec-Midwest Conference women’s tracksquads will hold their first indoor trackand field championships tonight at 6:30p.m. at Henry Crown Fieldhouse.League coaches listed host Chicagoas the favorite with Grinnell a solidchoice for second. Third was rated as atoss-up between St. Norbert, Cornelland Coe. Monmouth, Lawrence and Be¬loit also received support to place inthe top five. Ripon and Knox will roundout the ten-team field.Over 140 competitors are expectedfor the inaugural event which will in¬clude competition in nine individual tion to the Northwest Indiana all-areateam.Although Ewing expects to start MattSchaefer at quarterback during the1984 campaign, he will have a pros¬pective quarterback (kicker also) oncampus this weekend. Tim Chakos, aprospective in baseball as well, will ar¬rive this weekend from Hillcrest HighSchool in Country Club Hills, Illinois.The graduation of Don Haslam, theMaroons’ starting signalcaller in 1983,will create a need for a back-up toSchaefer for the upcoming year.Other visiting football prospects oncampus include John Hulacy, a defen¬sive back from Bloomtrail High Schoolin Salk Village, Illinois, Ken Jung, fromRenselaer High School in Indiana, andPaul Ebert, an all-conference selectionat offensive tackle from LutheranNorth High School in Chicago.Five athletes visiting campus areboth football and wrestling candidates.These include Bert Knuth, a defensiveback from Fremd High School in Bar¬rington, Illinois; Bill Ahrbecker, fromPike High School in Indianapolis; Der¬rick McDowell, an offensive guard andheavyweight wrestler from Auroratrack and four field events plus tworelays. Maroon head coach Linda Whi¬tehead will field a 17-woman squad forthe meet, including Tracy Button andSara Dell off the Maroons’ outdoor con¬ference champion 4 x 800-meter relayteam. Also leading the Maroons isfreshman Romnee Clark, who camethrough with three victories in theMaroons’ last meet, and set a schoolrecord in the 300 meters.Maria Del Favero will contend in theshot put along with Jacki Moline. OtherMaroon contenders include NatalieWilliams, a 1983 national outdoor quali- West High School in Illinois; Craig Le-venshe, a fullback/wide receiver fromLyons Township High School in LaGrange; and all-conference running-back Dure Savini from Glenbard SouthHigh School in Illinois.The already fine wrestling team —ranked number 20 in the nation — willalso be bringing in some of its top re¬cruits this weekend. In addition to thefour football-wrestlers, seven morecandidates for wrestling will visitcampus. The list includes Joe Bochens-ki from St. Laurence High School (Bur¬bank, Illinois); Bernard Casella and A1Seelye, both from Lyons Township;Landall Cormier of DeKalb HighSchool; Pat Nwankpa, of Mount Car¬mel High School in Chicago; and JohnSuh, of Lake Forest High School. Thislist also includes three place-winners inthe Illinois state tournament.There are numerous other prospectsin football and wrestling, but theywon’t be visiting until next quarter,more likely during April weekends. Ac¬cording to coach Myron Smith’s fig¬ures, “approximately 80 prospectivestudent athletes will have visitedcampus by the end of April.”fier, in the 60 and 300. Linda Kinney,projected as a contender in the 400meters, which she won outdoors lastyear, has taken time off from schooland will not compete.Grinnell, the favorite for secondplace in the team standings, will bring24 women to the meet. 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Kinney wonfour firsts and one second place, break¬ing four Conference records as well asfive school records, and also qualifiedfor nationals in the 50 and the 100-yardfreestyle events.Senior co-captain Katie Moran alsoswam well. She set a new school recordin the 1000-yd. freestyle and also placedsixth in that event. Moran also took asixth in the 200-yd. breaststroke, twoeighth places in the 100-yd. breast¬stroke and the 500-yard freestyle, and a10th in the 50-yard breaststroke. Morandropped a surprising 13 seconds off her1000-yd freestyle time as well as swim¬ming to a personal best in the 100-yardbreaststroke.Sophomore Tina Ellerbee flew to twofourth place finishes in the 50 and 100-yard fly. Ellerbee also scored pointswith a sixth place finish in the 200-yardbutterfly and a ninth place in the 200-yard Individual Medley.Freshman Lesley Ham scored im¬portant points in the freestyle eventsby taking seventh in the 100 and 200-yard freestyle events and an eighth inthe 50-yard free. Ham also placed sev¬enth in the 400-yard Individual Medleyand eleventh in the 200-yard I.M. Hamswam her personal best in the 200-yardfree, dropping more than two secondsin that event.Other point scorers included ErikaBruhn who finished 11th in the 400-yardIndividual Medley and 12th in the 200-yard butterfly. Bruhn also swam on three point-scoring relay teams.Lauren Fraser placed 12th in the 400-yard Individual Medley and 10th in the50-yard backstroke.The 800-yard freestyle relay team ofKinney, Moran, Ellerbee and Ham seta new school record with a time of 8:50while placing third. The same relayteam took fourth in the 200-yard Med¬ley Relay, while the 400-free relayteam of Diane Trakowski, Jill Johan¬sen, Nina Lubell and Fraser placedfifth.Fraser, Bruhn, Trakowski and Jo¬hansen also placed fifth in the 400-yardMedley Relay. The 200-yard freestylerelay team of Johansen, Fraser, Bruhnand Sue Chung achieved yet anotherfifth place finish. MarchFri. 30Sat. 31MarchFri. 2Sat. 3MarchSun. 18Mon. 19Tues. 20Wed. 21Thur. 22Wed. 28Sat. 31 Women's Outdoor TrackAugustana Spring Opener-Hept.onlyAugustana Spring Opener-AllEvents NoonTBAMen's TennisTitan Invitational inOshkosh, WlBaseballUniv. of West Florida (2)Pensacola Jr. CollegeSpring Hill Col. (Mobile, AL) (2)Pensacola Jr. CollegeWright State Univ. (2)I. I. T.Aurora College (2) 5 p.m.2:30 p.m.2 p.m.2:30 p.m.9 a.m.3 p.m.Noon AwayAwayAwayAwayAwayAwayHome*MCAC track meet here tomorrowBy Shong ChowThe UC men’s track team closes itsindoor track season tomorrow morningat 11 a.m. by hosting the MCAC (Mid¬west Conference Athletic Champion¬ships) conference meet in the FieldHouse. Ten teams should participatebesides the Maroons, including lastyear’s champion Coe College. “Realis¬tically we’re expecting fourth or fifth,at best maybe third. Without (Curt)Schafer and (Bob) Fisher, we justdon’t have the big guns that we need towin,” said Coach Ted Haydon.Indeed with a team characterized bylarge turnouts for the meets and “goodeffort”, according to Haydon, the sea¬son has been marred by injuries tomany key members. The loss of Fish¬er, who qualified for the Division IIInationals in the 1500 m run, andSchafer who was the team’s long andtriple jumper, deprived the team oftwo of its top scorers last year. In addi¬tion, an injury to the team’s top hurdlerKevin Kalbfell and the nagging ill¬ nesses of high jumper and sprinterPaul Song have cost the team dearly.Despite the injuries though, the teamoverall has performed well, defeatingValparaiso, Elmhurst, Wheaton, andNorth Park, while losing to Wabashand Wisconsin-Whitewater for anoverall record of 4-2. Team strengthshave been the mile, two-mile, the mid¬dle distance events, 1600 relay, shotputand the long and triple jump. Teamweaknesses, as foreseen early in theseason by coach Haydon, have been allthe sprinting events, the hurdles, polevault and the high jump.Top performers for the team in¬clude: Aaron Rourke in the mile,David Raskin in the two-mile, GuyYasko in the 800 m, Jeff Kaiser in thelong and triple jump, Anthony Cash-man, a freshman, in the shotput, andthe 1600 relay team of John Seykora,Reggie Mills, Raskin, and Mark Gif-fen. Rourke, in addition, has won thetwo-mile and 1000 yard events this sea¬son. These team members will beMaroon Scoreboard counted on to produce most of thepoints for the UC squad in the confer¬ence meet.The emergence of competitive fresh¬men throughout the season, other thanCashman, such as Kalbfell in the hurd¬les, Song in the high jump and sprints,Lap Chan in the long and triple jump,and Sean Love in the mile has been abig plus for the team. “Kalbfell is agood hurdle prospect, his times in highschool have been impressive,” saidHaydon. Fellow long and triplejumper, Kaiser, feels even more stron¬gly about Chan. “He’s the future forthe team in the long and triple jump,”said an impressed Kaiser during one ofthe meets.With the close of the indoor season to¬morrow, the team will begin the out¬door season a couple of weeks into thenext quarter. The outlook of the teamseems dependent on whether key in¬jured members can return to top formand whether positive developmentthroughout the team can continue. If sothen the team will be even stronger forthe outdoor track season.Men’s Women’sResultsBox Score, Men’s Track Mens Basketball Final 1983-84Standings Womens Basketball — Final1983-84 StandingsWhitewater 73, Chicago 58Mile — Rourke (C) 4:24.3, Raskin(C), Hoffman (W)60-yd Hurdles — Polster (W) 8.3,Casey (W), Wied (W)Shot Put — Cashman (C) 42-612,Marietti (C), Abbott (C)400m — Burr (W) 52.3, Ralston (C),Dezninger (W)600-yd run — Seykora (C) 1:18.3,Hever (W), Nills (C)Pole Vault — Elice (W) 15-0, Millonig(W), Connion (W)60-yd dash — Phalen (W) 6.5, Chan(C), Burdick (C)800m — Rourke (C) 1:58.0, Burr (W),Giffen (C)1000-yd run — Yasko (C) 2:22.7, Ha-shem (C), Levenson (C)300-yd run — Phalen (W) 32.3, Wash¬ington (W), Firstman (C)High Jump — Bohlman (W), 6-10,Sykes (W), Polster (W)Long Jump — Schroeder (W) 22-0V2,Stanton (W), Chan (C)Two Mile — Rourke (C) 9:44.0, VanDyke (W), Glish (W)Triple Jump — Watkins (W) 44-5V4,Stanton (W), Kaiser (C)4 x 400 Relay — Chicago (Seykora,Ralston, Yasko, Mills) 3:33.5Box Score — FencingFrom meet at HCFH last SaturdayChicago vs. Michigan: Sabre (C 7,M 2), Epee (C 8, M 1), Foil (C 6, M3).Chicago vs. Wisconsin Parkside:Sabre (C 9, P 0), Epee (C 6, P 3), Foil(C 8, PI).Chicago vs. Northwestern: Sabre(N 8, C 1), Epee (N 6, C 3), Foil (N 7, C2). North Division North DivisionConf. All Conf. AllW L W L W L W L**St. Norbert 13 1 20 3 **St. Norbert 9 1 17 6Beloit 11 3 16 8 Chicago 9 1 15 6U-Chicago 8 6 11 9 Beloit 6 4 12 8Lake Forest 8 6 14 8 Ripon 4 6 12 10Ripon 7 7 12 10 Lawrence 2 8 7 14Lawrence 3 11 10 12 Lake Forest 0 10 2 16South Division South DivisionConf. All Conf. AllW L W L W L W L♦Cornell 8 6 8 15 ♦Cornell 9 1 10 13Knox 7 7 8 13 Coe 7 3 10 11Monmouth 7 7 9 15 Illinois Col. 5 5 14 7Coe 5 9 7 15 Monmouth 5 5 11 9Illinois C. 4 10 7 15 Knox 3 7 6 14Grinnell 3 11 6 16 Grinnell 1 9 3 17♦♦Midwest Conference champion ♦♦Midwest Conference champion♦Southern Division champion ♦Southern Division championChampionship Playoff Championship playoffSt. Norbert 72, Cornell 61 St. Norbert 93, Cornell 37Leading Scorers Leading ScorersName G TP PPG Name G TP PPGJoe Emmerich, SNC 292 20.8 Gretchen Gates, UC 10 210 21.0Greg Havlin, IC 255 19.6 Amy Proctor, SNC 8 168 21.0Tom Reader, Rip. 261 18.6 Carol Johnson, IC 10 201 20.1Howard Cohn, Law. 249 17.7 LaRae Palo, Corn. 10 175 17.5Jim Niemeyer, Grin. 233 16.6 Amy Spielbauer 10 173 17.3Chris Stenzel, LF 233 16.6Leading ReboundersChicago s Keith Liebert averaged 16.0 Name RPGpoints per game (finishing in 8th place). Carol Johnson, IC 16.1Chicago’s Rob Omiecinski averaged 13.0 Chris McBride, OF 12.0points per game (finishing in 18th place). Carol Amosti, Lawr. 11.4Amy Proctor, SNC 11.3Leading Rebounders Sue Ann Sage, KnoxGretchen Gates, UC 9.68.7Name RPGJim Niemeyer, Grin. 9.8Dan Busiel, Law. 8.2 Assist LeadersKeith Libert, UC 8.0 Name APGJoe Emmerich, SNC 8.0 Teresa Ebringham, IC 4.4Steve Galster, Grin. 7.6 Mary Mueth, Coe 4.3Greg Havlin, IC 7.6 Karen Walsh, UC 3.5Bal Mauck, Grin. 3.0Wendy Widing. LF 3 016—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984 Around the conferenceThis past weekend, the champions ofthe North met the champions of theSouth in the Midwest Conferencechampionship basketball game. St.Norbert, the Northern Division titlisttraveled to Mt. Vernon, Iowa to facethe Southern Division titlist CornellCollege in the 60th men’s basketballchampionship.The game was close for most of thecontest, with the St. Norbert squadpulling away near the end of the half,paced by league scoring champion JoeEmmerich, who finished the gamewith 25 points. Cornell was led by JeffFleming, who added 16 points to theRam cause.In the second half, the Green Knightswere able to stave off a Cornell rally topreserve the victory, 72-61. Althoughthe game stayed close until the end,Cornell tried to foul to keep the gamewithin reach. However, the St. Norbertsquad displayed some of their league¬leading 73.4% free throw shooting incanning their last 10 charity tosses toseal the victory.St. Norbert, with the victory, ad¬vances to the NCAA Division threeMidwest Regional, to be played thisweekend at the University of Wiscon¬sin-Whitewater campus. 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Inc18—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, March 2, 1984 THE GROUPGALA hosts a discussion/coffeehouse everyTues at 9pm at 5615 S. Woodlawn Preced at 8 byinformal Coming Out rap group. All interestedmen & women, old & new are welcome. 962-9734.UNCOMMON WOMENBasic Theater Co. presents UncommonWomen And Others. Feb. 24, 25, 26 and March1, 2, 3 8:00 pm, Reynolds Club 3rd FloorTheater $3.004TH YEARUNDERGRADUATESEarn $4.00 in less than 30 minutes by par¬ticipating in a study on long term memory.Call 962-8859, after 1pm.THE MEDICIDELIVERS! 667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm-ll:30pm, Fri-Sat: 4pm-12:30am.LESBIAN? GAY?GALA holds a Discussion/Coffeehouse everyTue at 9 pm at 5615 S. Woodlawn Friends, food,conversation in unpressured setting 962-9734FINALSCRUNCHGOT YOU DOWN?Under too much pressure before final exams?Don't know if you'll get that last paper or pro¬blem set done? Not able to spend enough timewith a boyfriend or girlfriend because youhave too much? The hotline is willing to lend anear and listen. 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Wed.March 7, 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes Cloister Club. Allare invited. Sponsored by the UC AnimalWelfare Group.LANGUAGE COURSESClasses in FRENCH, GERMAN, LATIN.SPANISH for graduate students are offered atLutheran School of Theology, 1100 E. 55 Str,through Chicago Cluster of TheologicalSchools. For further info see specific ads belowor call Gerlinde F. Miller, program coor¬dinator at 363-1384. Please NOTE: The 6-WEEK SUMMER SESSION 1984: June 11 toTHE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily's Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen •Beauty Shop•Barber Shop #T.J.'s Restaurant•Dentist •Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr. Keller 752*3800De8enIN HYDE PARK ON THE LAKEJuly 20.FRENCH COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC: I Reading Course(lOwks) Tue 5-7pm, Rm 206. bdg. March 27, 84.FEE: $110 II Advanced Reading(4wks): Th 5-7pm, Rm 203, bed March 29,84. FEE: $45. Forinfo and reg. call Mary-Louise Holman-Bekkouche 667-2312 or 962-3481 or G.F. Miller,progr. coord. 363-1384.GERMAN COURSESthru CCTS at LSTC: I TWO QUARTERCOURSE (2nd) Th 8-10pm, 4rm 206, beg March29,84. FEE: $110 II ADVANCED READINGWed 7:30-9:30pm, rm 206, beg March 28,84.FEE: $110 (reg fee of $10inc; III 16 WEEK IN¬TENSIVE (till July 19,84), rm 206. Mo/Th 68pm, beg March 26, 84. FEE $220. IV W-Qtr-INTENSIVE (con't to April 26), rm 206 Tu/ThU-1pm, bdg. March 27,84. CONVERSATION(Beg III) Tu 8-10pm, 4rm 205, beg March 27,84.FEE: $110 (reg fee of $10inc) IN¬TERMEDIATE CONVERSATION (III) Tu 6-8pm, rm 205 beg March 27,84. FE E $110. For in-fo/reg call Gerlinde F. Miller PhD, nativespeaker, prog coord, 363-1384 or LSTC GradStudies 753-0725.Always the First In Luxury Amenities isDelighted to Offer a Televideo Tie-in toany University Mainframe.Still another amenity for the exclusiveuse of our residents.Leasing office and model openMonday-Friday: 11-7, Saturday & Sunday:12-5.5050-5020 South Lake Shore Drive •Chicago, IL 60615BY THE CLINTON COMPANY LATIN COURSEthrough CCTS. For further info call FatherRichard Zborowski 324-2626 or G.F. Miller,prog, coord. 363-1384.SPANISH COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC: Beg Spanish (III) Wed7-9pm, rm 203, beg March 28,84. FEE : $110 In-termed. Spanish (Reading): Th 7-9pm, rm 203beg. March 29, 84. Fee: $110. For further infoand reg. call Abe Gonzales 493-9656 or G.F.Miller, progr. Coord. 363-1384.HEALTH CARE TOTHE POOR IN THE U.S.This Course offered SPR 84 examines somefactors in illness and problems in health caredelivery particularly affecting US poor, &looks at realistic goals & strategies for healthcare delivery. 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Come early, come often; quantities are limited.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREFIRST FLOOR970 East 58th StreetTelephone: 962*7712March 2,1984 • 16th Year* by Jeffrey TaylorLebanese Ambassador to the United States Ab¬dallah Bouhabib, official representative of the em¬battled government of President Amin Gemayel,spokes yesterday before an audience at the Uni¬versity's Center for Middle Eastern Studies. Theaddress, which Bouhabib said he hoped would“raise the ugly heads of some of the leading falla¬cies’’ about Lebanon, focused on Lebanese at¬tempts to find a “middle ground not allowed to us’’between the “mirages’’ offered by Syria, Israeland the United States.President Gemayel of Lebanon is now meetingwith Syrian President Hafez al-Assad in Damascus,and is expected to yield to Syrian demands that hescrap the May 17 Israeli-Lebanese troop with¬drawal agreement. The effect such a move willhave on an already precarious Middle East situa¬tion is unclear.This interview was arranged by the Center forMiddle Eastern Studies.Taylor: The Reagan Administration on Tuesday re¬fused an appeal from President Amin Gemayel forincreased use of US forces in Lebanon. PresidentGemayel had requested a commitment that USnaval and air power would be employed in theevent of a major military assault by the Syrians orSyrian-backed rebels. What does this refusal meanfor the security of Lebanon?Bouhabib: This happened really not on Tuesday butlast week. It wasn’t a request for an increase incommitment. What we have been asking isthat...we have a couple of issues. One is the abro¬gation or non-abrogation of the May 17 agree¬ment between Lebanon and Israel. If we are goingto keep this agreement like the United States andIsrael want us to, the United States and Israelhave to share in the burden of keeping the agree¬ment, because Lebanon has been punished a lotsince May for signing it. We cannot do it anymore.If neither the United States nor Israel is going toshare in the burden, then we’ll have to considerabrogating this agreement. Another point thatcame up was that the present situation (in Leban¬on) threatens massacres in one way or another.Massacres if there is a major assault from Syriaand its backed forces in Lebanon toward the areascontrolled by the government — mainly Christianareas. And if there is a breakthrough of the lines,there could be massacres. Or, on the other hand, ifIsrael decides to interfere with its allies the Leban¬ese forces, then the balance of power would beshifted and massacres would happen on the otherside. We know that the United States does care forhuman life and would protect human life. We askedfor an enforced cease-fire in place so that nobreakthrough of the lines would happen. The Unit¬ed States did not refuse or accept, but restricteditself to the rules of engagment that now exist,which is to defend any American life which isthreatened in the greater Beirut area. This meansthat for any shelling on American residents ormarines — whatever marines are left — there willbe retaliation from the ships.Taylor: Are there any American residents still inBeirut?Bouhabib: Yes definitely. A lot. There are a lot ofAmerican-Lebanese who live in Beirut, there areAmericans, and there are still close to 150 marinesand American personnel, the residents of the Em¬bassy of the United States.Taylor: Was the task of the multinational peace¬keeping force, and specifically the US troopsamong that force, as indicated by US Defense Sec¬retary Caspar Weinberger, an impossible one?Bouhabib: It depends how you define the task. Idon’t agree with Secretary Weinberger, becausehe defined the task in a different way than wehave perceived it. The multinational force camefirst to Beirut to oversee the departure of the PLO,and it was successful. Then, our president-elect was assassinated, and there were massacres ofsome 300 or 400 Palestinians in Syrian camps.They (the multinational force) came really to pro¬tect the Palestinians, and since the marines andother contingents of the multinational force camethere, nothing happened to the Palestinians. Butas American policy became involved in Lebanon, infinding a solution for Lebanon, the marines’ pre¬sence became part of this policy. Not in a combatrole to bring peace to Lebanon. They were neverasked that. The marines were never asked tobreak peace or to exercise any combat role in Le¬banon. Their presence became like a moral pre¬sence for US policy. They just couldn’t be with¬drawn. Their role was not changed to become oneof combat. 1600 (troops) is less than any militia, nomatter how many sophisticated weapons theyhave. It’s smaller than any militia in Lebanon, anddefinitely smaller than the Israeli and Syrian con¬tingents in Lebanon. So in this respect I don’t thinkthey had the role that Secretary Weinberger wastalking about.Taylor: Many see the role of the US in Lebanon, ineffect, as propping up a weak Gemayel govern¬ment, as bolstering a weak Lebanese army. Is thisperception true?Bouhabib: The Lebanese see that the United Statesweakened a strong president in Lebanon, and wea¬“...the American pre-sence in Lebanon wea-kened President Ge-mayel rather 1 i h a nstrengthened him.”kened a strong central government in Lebanon.When the United States came to Lebanon, therewas unanimous support for President Gemayel inLebanon by all factions. You would be surprised toknow it now, but go back to the papers at that timeand you will see that the Lebanese were veryhappy to see President Gemayel elected to thepresidency of Lebanon. With the United States’help we reached an agreement with Israel whichwas also cosigned by the United States. And theagreement itself is the basis of our weakness, ofthe war, and caused the weakness of President Ge¬mayel. Go back to the papers when the Americanswent to Lebanon, and you will see that the Ameri¬can presence in Lebanon weakened President Ge¬mayel rather than strengthened him.Taylor: How about yesterday’s Soviet veto of aUnited Nations resolution that would have sent atruly international peacekeeping force to Beirut.What effect does this have?Bouhabib: Well, this was expected really. I don’tthink the Soviets would agree to send any USforces to Beirut when they are winning. If the situ¬ation changes, if the balance of power were to shiftINTERVIEW: against Syria, the friend of the Soviet Union, youwill see the Soviet Union running to the UN askingthem to send UN forces to Beirut. And probably atthat time the United States would say no.Taylor: So you feel that the Soviets think momen¬tum is on their side?Bouhabib: Yes, that’s true.Taylor: Does President Gemayel’s visit to Syria re¬flect a willingness to acquiesce to Syrian de¬mands?Bouhabib: It depends what their demands are. If itis the abrogation of the Lebanese-lsraeli agree¬ment, yes. But if it is limited freedom, if it is hege¬mony for Lebanon, if it is control over other thingsin Lebanon, the answer will be no, because the Le¬banese have fought the Syrians and other exter¬nal forces including the PLO and the Israelis fornine years. And if we wanted to end this war withSyrian domination of Lebanon, there would havebeen no need for all of this conflict, death and de¬struction. In Lebanon, the Lebanese are fightingfor their freedom and for democracy. These aretwo things we will not give away. But to give awaysome restrictions on our independence as a so-verign nation, to, let’s say, conduct foreign policywithout any consultation with our neighbor Syria,this we consider impossible.Taylor: What response to such a move, the abroga¬tion of the Lebanese-lsraeli troop withdrawalagreement can we expect from the Israelis?Bouhabib: I would have liked to see the Israelisreacting before the burial of their agreementrather than during the burial of their agreement.If they really had signed this agreement with goodfaith, they would have reacted last summer to sup¬port it. They never raised a finger to support it. Tothe contrary, we feel that the Israelis did a lot ofthings that undermined this agreement. I don’tthink from the start that they wanted it, but it’s adocument that they like to have.Taylor: Is the Reagan Administration applying suchpressure to President Gemayel not to acquiesce tothis Syrian demand?Bouhabib: No. They are watching these develop¬ment. They see that there isn’t much the UnitedStates can do at the present time, and they’rewaiting for the results of these development. Theyhave a very clear position that they are againstthe abrogation of the agreement. We still think asLebanese that this agreement is the best. The USAdministration thinks the same. But I think theUnited States will have a role to play in the futurein Lebanon. It’s the only party that everybodytalks to in the Middle East crisis, externally andinternally. Other parties like Saudi Arabia cantalk to all Lebanese factions and to the Syrians,but not to the Israelis. So the United States is theonly party which can, and is trusted, believe me,trusted no matter what, to talk and talk to allthese parties. And if it wants to, the US can take anactive role in bringing some kind of a solution toLebanon and the region, rather than a passiverole, a post office box moving from one corner toanother. The United States’ vision of the situationin the area can play such a large role in the fu¬ture.Taylor: What is the situation really like now in Le¬banon? Is the Lebanese army in control of the situ¬ation?Bouhabib: Definitely not. The Lebanese army is notin control of the situation. The Lebanese army hashad a severe blow; I pray it will not be fatal. Thereare brigades of this army that are still loyal to thelegal government. Others have disintegrated. Onebrigade, although it does not claim loyalty is stillin contact with the headquarters of the Minister ofDefense. In some areas of Beirut there is chaos. Inother areas there is law and order provided bylocal militias. The rest of Lebanon is either occu¬pied by the Syrians or the Israelis. There is apretty bad scene in Lebanon now.LEBANON'S AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES5309 S. Blackstone • 947-0200OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PAN IS NOWAVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKOPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • 11 AM T012 MIDNIGHTCocktails* Pleasant Dining • Pick-Up“Chicago's best pizza!” — Chicago magazine, March 1977"The ultimate in pizza!" — New York Tlmea, January 1980AUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCHciLUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY5500 S. Woodlawn Avenue493-6451LENTEN MIDWEEK VESPERSThe Fractured Body of Christ// itMarch 65:30 p.m.March 77:30 p.m.March 147:30 p.m.March 217:30 p.m.March 287:30 p.m.April 47:30 p.m.April 117:30 p.m. SHROVE TUESDAY Eucharist and Pancake Supper.ASH WEDNESDAY Imposition of Ashes; Meditationby Pastor NorquistMusic by Augustana's Choir"The JapaneseExperience" Dr. Hiromasa Mase, Professorat Keio University, Japan, andVisiting Scholar, L.S.T.C.Music by a training unit of the Chicago Children's Choir"The NamibianExperience" The Rev. Paul Isaak fromNamibia, Graduate Student atL.S.T.C.Music by Musique de Joye, Tim McTaggart, ConductorWomen's Experience The Rev. Jean Bozeman, Pro¬in the Church" fessor of Educational Ministry„ and Dean of Students, L.S.T.C.Music by McCormick Seminary Choir, Paul D. Petersen,Director"The Church Experience The Rev. Gary Mashall,in Puerto Rico" Graduate Student at L.S.T.C.Music by the Parish Choir of St. Paul and the RedeemerEpiscopal Church, Benjamin Lane, Conductor"The BlackExperience" The Rev. Albert Pero, Professorof Theology and Cross-CulturalStudies at L.S.T.C.Music by the University of Chicago Chamber Choir,Rodney Wynkoop, Conductor2“FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNAL The Department of Music presents TheCONTEMPORARYCHAMBER PLAYERSof The University of ChicagoRALPH SHAPEY, Music DirectorsoloistsELSA CHARLSTON, soprano • BRIAN PERRY, trumpet • ANDREA SWAN, pianoprogramCarl Ruggles Vox damans in DosortoJosef Tal ImagoLawrence Moss LovesMax Schubel Divertimento for piano, trumpet and orchestraFRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984 • 8:00 P.M.MANDEL HALL, 57th and University AvenueFree and open to the publicA 20th Anniversary Year CelebrationSOMETHING UNUSUALis going to happenat this church.The JEWS FOR JESUSare going to come andthey will be bringingJewish Gospel MusicHyde Park Alliance ChurchSUNDAY MARCH 4Hyde Park Hilton • Exeter Room10:00 a.m.Hunger is around the comer....Food donated during the holidays isnow gone, as supplies are depletedduring this time of year.The Hyde Park Food Pantry is part ofthe Chicago-area network providingfood to people in local communitieswho would otherwise go hungry.DONATEWEDNESDAY & THURSDAY • MARCH 7 & 8Drop off points:—SSA Lobby9 a.m.-8 p.m.—Reynolds Clubin the corridor — Ida Noyes Checkdesk9 a.m. - 10p.m.—Billings Hospitalin the CafeteriaSuggested items: canned fruit, canned dinners, rice, cereai, flour,peanut butter, canned vegetables, pasta, canned meat (tuna,chicken ham)ONLY TWO DA YS, SO DON'T FORGET THEHUNGRY ARE DEPENDING ON YOU JSponsored by SSA Student Association24 5Natassja Kinski's hair, The Hotel New HampshireMISCRock against Reagan Tonight at 8:30, inIda Noyes Hall, two Universitybands, Dumb Ra and Groovy Times,will play to raise money for medicalaid for the besieged Nicaraguans onthe Honduran border. The benefitdance is being co-sponsored by theCommittee Assembled to Unite inSupport of El Salvador (CAUSE). Ac¬cording to organizers of the event,this is one of the first benefits de¬signed to aid the victims of the CIA-backed not-so-secret war againstthe people of northern Nicaragua.Raul Hinojosa Ojeda, a graduatestudent who recenty visited theborder region, said, “the Contras, orformer National Guardsmen, havekilled over 1200 Nicaraguan pea¬sants, injured thousands of others,and caused personal and economichardship. It is imperative that weact to stop the military support andto provide humanitarian aid to thisinvaded area.”According to Cassandra Smithies,who also visited Nicaragua recently,“We, in the U.S., have a special re-sponsibilty to offset the damagecaused by the CIA-backed Contras,since our government is providingthem with over $19 million annua-iy"The benefit concert, which alsofeatures a slideshow, will appeal toseveral groups from the Universityof Chicago community. First, thosewho like rock and roll and think Ni¬caragua is in Africa should enjoy it.Second, those who are interested inspeaking with students who havejust returned from Nicaragua shouldattend. And third, those who are op¬posed to Reagan’s illegal warshould show their support for the Ni¬caraguan cause.According to Smithies, “Ournumber one priority is to provide topeople immediate medical aid, butthis benefit concert provides an op¬portunity for University of Chicagostudents to have a good time whilecontributing to a humanitariancause." Donations $2. —DSPocket Poetics and the Chicago Liter¬ary Review will sponsor an openreading this evening at 7 p.m. inNorth Lounge of Reynolds Club. Allinterested students and others areinvited to read their own poetry orfiction, or just come along for theride. Admission is free. A good timewill be had by all. —CMMUSICThe Contemporary Chamber Players willgive a concert tonight celebratingtheir 20th anniversary year. Underthe direction of Ralph Shapey, thePlayers will perform Carl Ruggles’Vox damans in Deserto, Josef Tal'sImago, Lawrence Moss’ Loves, andMax Schubel’s Divertimento forPiano, Trumpet and Orchestra. So¬loists are Elsa Charlston, soprano;Marshelle Coffman, trumpet; andAndrea Swan, piano. The concert istonight, Friday, March 2 at 8:00p.m. in Mandel Hall. The perfor¬mance is free and open to the pub¬lic.The University Symphony Orchestra willgive their Winter Quarter concertthis weekend in Mandel Hall. Con¬ducted by Barbara Schubert, the Or¬chestra will perform Beethoven’s Fi-delio Overture; Rachmaninoff’s Isleof the Dead; and Shostakovich’sSymphony No. 1. The concert is Sat¬urday, March 3 at 8:30 p.m. in Man-del Hall. Donations are requested:$3 for adults and $1 for students. Geoffrey Heilman will give a concert ofpiano music on the Universitycampus this weekend. Works to beperformed include: Schubert’s im-promtus, op. 142 (D.935); Schon-berg’s Suit fur Klavier, op.25(1925); Ravel’s Jeux d'Eau (1901);and Beethoven’s Sonate No. 31 in A-Flat Major, op.110. The concert is onSunday, March 3 at 3:00 p.m. inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Admissionis free.Collegium Musicum Motet Choir willgive a concert entitled “Music forthe Medici Popes." Under the direc¬tion of Jeffrey Dean, the Collegiumwill perform Sacred, Secular and In¬strumental Music from the Courts ofLeo X (1513-21) and Clement VII(1523-24). Also performing will beMusique de Joye and guest instru¬mentalists Gail Gillispie and BenLane. The concert is on Sunday,March 3 at 8:00 p.m. in Bond Chapel.Admission is free.Final Noontime Concert of the WinterQuarter will feature the trio of pian¬ist Lewis Fortner, violinist CherylSmith and cellist Emily Lewis. Thetrio will perform Tschaikovsky’sTrio in a minor, op. 50. The concert ison Thursday, March 8th at 12:15p.m. in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Ad¬mission is free.Grandmaster Flash and the Furious FiveAbsolutely the most exciting thinggoing on in Chicago for the nextmonth. These are the guys whobrought us “The Message", “NewYork, New York", and “White Lines(Don’t Don’t Do It)”. Not to bemissed. Metro, 3730 N Clark. Formore information 549-0203. — BMCongo Music Seigneur Tabu Ley Ro-chereau, Zaire’s master of “Congomusic" will be making his Chicagodebut tonight. He will be performingwith his band L’Orchestre Afrisa In¬ternational which is made up of 17musicians, 5 dancers and 5 singers.Expand your cultural horizons andgo to Cabaret Metro, 3730 N Clark.Shows are at 8 and 10:30 PM.$12.50. —BMAdam Ant Special spring break treat!Don’t miss this poseur extraordin¬aire, he’ll teach you to be pouty andaloof. Sat March 17. AragonBallroom. —BMOzzy Osbourne, Motley Crue Welcometo my nightmare. Sat Mar 3 at 7:30.Rosemont Horizon. 635-9800.David Crosby and Roger McGuinn Sothey want to be rock and roll stars(again). Mar 3 at 8 and 10:30. Caba¬ret Metro, 3730 N Clark. $10.50-$12.50.The Amadeus Quartet Mozart, Shubert,Britten—more of the same. Mon Mar5 at 8. World Playhouse, 410 S Mi¬chigan. 663-1628.Chicago Symphony Orchestra That modCSO presents the Chicago premiereof Elliot Carter’s "A Symphony ofThree Orchestras.” Also on the pro¬gram is Radu Lupu who will ticklethe Beethoven ivories. Fri Mar 9 at2 and Sat Mar 10 at 8. O-Hall.$9.00-$25.00. -BKYes Castrati vocals, baroque key¬board solos, ponderous lyrics, andcoloured smoke — the joys of Ar-trock. Also appearing will be Berlinof “Sex" infamy. Thur Mar 8 and FriMar 9 at the Rosemont Horizon.$12.50-$13.50. -BKMaurizio Pollini A bunch of sonatas andvariations by Beethoven. Sun Mar11 at 3. O-Hall. $8.50-$15.00.782-6094.Chicago Chamber Orchestra DieterKober conducts a program of VagnHolmboe, Nielsen, Haydn, and Shu¬bert. Sun Mar 11 at 3:30. Be<erlyArts Center, 2153 W 111 St. Free.Stuttgart Chamber Orchestra Foreign¬ers. Karl Munchinger conducts at 3;Grey City Journal 2 Mar 84Staff: Jamie Allen, Pat Finegan, Russ Forster, Joel Ginsberg, JonathanKatz, Irwin Keller, Bruce King, Joy Langston, Michael Kotze, RainerMack, Jeffrey Makos. Nadine McGann, Campbell McGrath, David Miller,Dennis Miser, John Probes, Dan Sakura, C A Scott, Cassandra Smithies,Johanna Stoyva, David Sullivan, Jeffery Taylor, Bob Travis, GregoryWalters, William Weaver, Ken WissokerProduction: Abigail Asher, Jesse Halvorsen, Brian MulliganAssociate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan 8Rebecca Horn, MCAAndres Segovia strums at 8. Both onSun Mar 18. O-Hall. S7.50-J15.00.-BKHungarian State Folk Ensemble “Daz¬zling Folklore of Central Europe"Sat Mar 17 at 8 and Sun at 3. Audi¬torium Theatre, 70 E Congress Park¬way.Echo and the Bunnymen Why this finedance band has so idiotic a name isanyone’s guess. Also appearing willbe Let’s Active, an exciting and up-and-coming young band. This looksto be one of the best shows of themonth. Mar 21 at 8. Park West, 322W Armitage. 929-5959. —BKJohn Cougar Mellancamp Bruce Spring¬steen minus sincerity and talentequals J.C. Mellancamp. A sensitive,acoustic performance on Mar 22 at7:30. Arie Crown Theatre. $12.50-$13.50. —BKMilt Jackson of Modern Jazz Quartetfame joins that L.A. idol of the bass,Mr. Ray Brown in a master jazz per¬formance at the Blackstone Hotel,with Cedar Walton on the ivoriesand Mickey Roker on the skins. Notto be missed by jazz lovers of anypersuasion. March 7-11. 636 SouthMichigan Ave. Shows: Wed, 9 & 11,Thurs, 1AM. Fri-Sun, 8&10PM.$8-10.THEATREMisalliance (written by George Ber¬nard Shaw, directed by Nicholas Ru-dall) One of the most pointless eve¬nings I’ve ever spent in the theatre.Not bad, just pointless. CourtTheatre. Wed-Sat at 8PM; Sun at2:30 and 7:30 PM. Tickets are$10-13. 753-4472. -BMThe Time of Your Life (written by Wil¬liam Saroyan, directed by DonaldMoffett) Saroyan's 1939 PulitzerPrize-winning play is being done bythe Remains Theatre Ensemble atthe Goodman Theatre The RemainsEnsemble has been responsible forsome of the most exciting theatre inChicago in the last few years. (MobyDick, Traps by Caryl Churchill andSam Shepard’s The Tooth of Crime).March 2-April 8. Wed-Thur at 7:30;Fri-Sun at 8 PM. Goodman Theatre,200 Columbus Dr. Tickets rangefrom $13-21. For more informationcall 443-3800. -BMThe Merchant of Venice (written by Wil¬liam Shakespeare, directed by A.J.Morey/ Shakespeare's classic studyof romance and hypocrisy is the firstproduction of the year from theBody Politic Theatre. 2261 N Lin¬coln. Thur-Fri at 7:30; Sat at 5:30and 9 PM; Sun at 2:30 and 7:30 PM.$10-14. 871-3000.Tracers (directed by Gary Sinise, con¬ceived by John DiFusco) A pieceabout Vietnam, it was written by Di-Fusco in co-operation with a group ofVietnam veterans. SteppenwolfTheatre, 2851 N Halsted, Tue-Sun atvarious times, call ahead472-4141.Uncommon Women and Others (byWendy Wasserstein, directed byBarry Endick) I suspect it is theOthers of the title, and not the Un¬common Women, that are featured inthis play. Like Vanities, which ante¬dates it by few years, Wasserstein’sstory follows a group of women fromschool to adulthood: it opens andcloses «ith five Mount HoiyoRe women reuniting six years aftergraduation, and the greater middlepart of the play takes place at col¬lege in their senior year. Unfortun¬ately all the young white well-offwomen are thrown at us together,and while trying to sort out theirsimilarities and peculiarities wemiss too many clues and too muchplot. Among them there are some ob¬vious “types": the determinedyoung lawyer, and the contentedwife living through her husband’ssuccess. Stuck with these stereo¬types, the players often delivertheir lines without conviction; and amore sensitive director would keepCaroline Kera from uttering false lit¬tle self-deprecating giggles. The sec¬ondary characters at the college areless common and deserve more at¬tention than the playwright givesthem: but the actresses rise to thesemore interesting roles the way someof the principals do not. Carter, theeerily graceful, Edward Gorey-esque freshman, is more intriguingthan law-school-bound Kate; so isLeilah, bound to Kate by affectionand envy; and even Susie Friend is,the unbelievably sunny Susie, whocelebrates Piglet's birthday.Among the principals, Susan Priestdoes what she can with her charac¬ter, who is thoughtfully awaiting herdestiny; and while Retha Oliverplays unconventional Rita with en¬ergy, the material is choppy. In factthe whole production suffers from anair of discontinuity; it plays as ifscenes were cut out of it. The womantalk about sex and about careers,but their conversations never devel¬op and their attitudes don’t change.The reassessment six years lateronly re-emphasizes each character'sposition.There are a number of funny lines inthe play, but the evening is no moresubstantial than a night in the dormwhen everyone blows off work to sitaround and chat; and that withoutthe personal interest of one knowingthe people. Reynolds Club ThirdFloor Theater. Fri, Sat and Sun, Mar2,3 and 4 at 8. $3. —AAARTRobert Lostutter: The Watercolors. Thisshow says so much at once that manypeople are finding it hard to cata-gorize. Maybe catagorization isn’tcrucial to appreciation? Lotstutterseems to be dealing with some com¬plex issues, such as; love, hate, fear,rejection, acceptance, violence, self¬perception, and how one is per¬ceived by others. And he "dealswith" these themes, and others, in amanner which lets the viewer seethem explicitly and implicitly. Theslickness some of the later works be¬tray is more of an announcement ofthese forms becoming mainstreamthan an attempt to slip any newicons in unnoticed. At the Renais¬sance Society.Lostutter, an alumnus of The Schoolof The Art Institute, will show slidesand explain the development of hiswork. Who knows? Maybe he canexplain his work better than I. Mar13 at 7 in the Auditorium of theSchool of The Art Institute, Colum¬bus Drive and Jackson. 443-3710.F iee. —JH Grant Wood The Regionalist Vision:Thur April 15 at The Art Institute,Michigan at Adams. Mon-Wed, Fri,10:30-8; Sat, 10-5; Sun, 12-5.443-3500. Admission discretionaryexcept Thur, freeVideo Visionaries Spring 1984: A spe¬cial series of free presentations byvideo artists wilt take place Thurs¬day evenings at 7 throughout thespring in Room 029 at The School ofThe Art Institute of Chicago. Theseries schedule is. Mar 1 — Bill Bux¬ton; Mar 15 — Dan Reeves; Mar 22— Eleanor Antin. The School is at Co-Iumbus Drive and Jackson.554-3710.Rebecca Horn and Expressions: NewArt From Germany are two showswhich must be seen to be appreciat¬ed. Rebecca Horn's work includesvideos and pieces, or artifacts, fromher performance work. A video inwhich a dancer pulls her own strings,though a little long, makes explicitHorn's concern with the manipula¬tion of artist as well as audience. Ex¬pressions is a large show repre¬senting the works of Georg Baselitz,Jorg Immendorff, Anselm Kiefer,Markus Lupertz, and A.R. Penck.While not every piece in this showwill knock your socks off, it is an ed¬ucation not to be missed and much ofthis work is very strong. Thru April1 at The Museum of ContemporaryArt, 237 E Ontario. Tue-Sat, 11-5;Sun, 12-5. 280-2660. $2; $1 stu¬dents; except Tue free. — JHMary Rourke-Surns: Paintings anddrawings. Opening reception to¬night (5-8). Thru Mar 31 at ARC Gal¬lery, 6 W Hubbard. Tue-Sat, 11-5.226-7606. Free.Indicators: Works by James Denney,Daniel Devening, Hannah Dresner,and Evelyn Berk Sherman. Mainlylarge, mainly paintings. Don’t missNew York artist Denney’s T.V. Di¬saster. Thru Mar 17 at N.A.M.E. Gal¬lery, 9 W Hubbard. Tue-Sat, 11-5.467-6550. Free. - JHRodney Cofield and Robert Hornsby atThe School of the Art Institute of Chi¬cago, Superior Street Gallery. ThruMar 10 at 341 Superior. Tue-Sat.10-5. Free.FILMTaxi Driver (Martin Scorsese, 1976)“You talkin’ to me? (pause) “I don’tsee anybody else here...” (signifi¬cant, psychotic pause). Harold Pintermost definitely did not write thisgripping, shocking story of urbandecay and violent retribution; it’sthe work of everyone's favorite Cal¬vinist Jeremiah. Paul (Cat People)Schrader, who just may be the mostperverse screenwriter workingtoday. Perversion is piled upon per¬version, thanks to Scorsese’s pulsat¬ing, baroquely slimy mise en scene,and the spookily intense perfor¬mance of Robert De Niro as TravisBickle, human time bomb. Also in thecast are Cybil Sheppard, PeterBoyle, the ineffable Albert Brooks,and Jodie Foster, stunning as theteenage prostitute DeNiro wants tosave. It’s one of the major films ofthe Seventies, as if you didn’t knowDOC, Fri at 7:15 and 9:30, $2 50 -MKThe Seven Percent Solution (Herbertcontinued on page 6THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984—3—Trby Jeffrey MakosTuesday night was a great night for the arts, allright. First we had Michael Jackson imposing hisweltenschauung on the captive Grammy Awardsaudience, then we had Gary Hart imposing his onthe hapless voters of New Hampshire and, via sat¬ellite, the rest of the known 10:00 news audience.Of course, I chose to study what was the more im¬portant of the two events — the Grammys.Sure the Grammys are the most worthless ofmajor awards, but they are only up against theOscars. The Emmys don’t count; they are a dada ex¬ercise in TV self-reflexive obsession with selfhoodand sameness which has more to do with sportsthan with cul-chah: we watch ABC and CBS and NBCbattle for prominence in the same way that wewatch the Super Bowl to see if the NFL or AFC is thisyear’s dominant national/spiritual/economic sym¬bol. No, the Grammy’s have lived only in the shad¬ow of the Oscars, with the former each year tryingto emulate the rancid excess of Hollywood trash-dreams and moviestar idol-worship. And this yearit looked as though the Grammys might have justdone it. They might have raised one last deathlikehand towards the gold ring of glory, ego-lust, andsexual madness which has been the possession ofthe Oscar TV orgy. But they failed in the end. Whatbegan as a true, final summation of the Decline ofWestern Civilization ended only as Schlock. What a sad tale I have to tell you.Things started out strong. This year’s love-feastof music industry celebs and also-rans was broad¬cast live from Los Angeles, from the Universal Am¬phitheater, a second-generation House of Usher ifthere ever was one. The tuxedoed crowd waspacked into a pavilion which could only be suitablefor huge rock concerts or for Roman-era, Roman-style mass executions, ritual sacrifices, or maybeauto shows. The host for the festivities was JohnDenver, which was a savage display of theGrammy's lust for middle-of-the-road (or MOR inradio parlance) respectability: you can either loveJohn Denver or hate John Denver, there is no mid¬dle ground, thus making him the perfect talk-showstyle host, equated perfectly with Oscar-MC JohnnyCarson, whose mere visual presence is designed tograb the audience, suck them in on a wavelength ofattraction/repulsion, which is the optimum responsethat TV advertisers want when selling their prod¬ucts. For let’s face it: all these shows do is sell prod¬ucts. In fact, the choice of a huge, cavernous hall,with its resemblance to a Republican/DemocraticConvention Center, was perfect for the messagethat Pepsi (the Grammy’s main sponsor) wanted tosell. “Pepsi: The Choice of a New Generation,” wentthe ad line all evening, and when the cameraspanned an audience that looked deprived of half ofits brain cells due to lust/excess/co¬caine/greed/fear/superstition/hatred/what-have-you, I knew that Pepsi Co. was right. John Denverbecame the perfect guide to the night’s intimationof America’s twisted unconscious, a moral nothingwhose very absense of morality made him a sagefigure within the excess of the Universal Amphithe¬ater. “Yes, John, YES!” I wanted to scream at theTV, “Give me the TRUTH! It’s a whole New Genera¬tion, John, GIVE ME VALUES!” Oh, things were look¬ing good.The Shock of the New continued with the set de¬sign itself. Hung on the walls of the uterine-like po¬dium were strange, cabalistic designs which weresupposed to represent the Grammy award, which isGeorge a small golden grammophone on a gold stand. Yetall those megaphones hanging in mid-air lookedlike nothing less than a zillion flaccid penises, limp¬ing awaiting something which would arouse them tolife. That they hung limp the entire evening, an eve¬ning dominated by ambi-sexuality, androgyny, anddeath, was a stroke of genius: the 84 Grammyswere nothing if not a total attack on the phallocen-tric, rock-star, male-bonding, women-dominatingevent which has been rock itself. Let s face it, theGrammys have nothing to do whatsoever with anysort of music except rock. Sure, they have classicalawards: they always go to George Solti. He’s astar, he sells records, he’s a rock star. Sure, theyhave blues awards: they give them to B.B. King,who deserves them, granted, but he’s a rock star aswell. The Grammys didn’t mention the death ofMuddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf never got aGrammy. No, the Grammys are interested in sexand death primarily, and this is the realm of Rock.R&B has been subsumed into this category, with thebiggest R&B Grammy winners being those with thebiggest rock sales figures. Like Lionel Richie, forexample. Don’t get me wrong, I like Lionel, I thinkhis music has integrity, unlike some GCJ stafferswho prefer white exploitation artists like MalcolmMaclaren. But Lionel does well with a crossover au¬dience, and this is perfect for the Grammys, which isdominated by a White voting panel who wants toavoid difference, strife, and any trace of funk. Thisis also a perfect definition of rock music. Rock hasbeen dead since 1975, and it took until this year’sGrammys to bring it all home. Boy George, AnnieLennox, ultimately, Michael Jackson dominated theproceedings, thus negating the rockstar cock-oriented stance in favor of a multivalent, ambisex¬ual tone of “moist feasting” as David Cronenbergonce said. New Values, indeed.Now, let’s talk about Michael Jackson. Defining agenre unto himself, MJ was truly the center of theawards ceremony. His presence dominated everymoment: if he was winning an award, he had totalcontrol of the audience; if he wasn't winning anaward, the TV cameras would constantly show MJand his date Brooke Shields to see if he deigned togive his blessing to that award winner or not.Dressed in a sequined Sgt. Pepper-style commo¬dore coat (medium blue) and hidden behind sung¬lasses (dark blue), with Brooke to his left in a lavishblack and white dress covering her famous gams,with the tiny child star Emmanuel Lewis at his rightlooking almost as cute as MJ (but not quite), MJ wastruly the reigning crown prince with his queen andsubject at his sides. Brooke’s black and whitenumber summed it up: MJ and Brooke as the ulti¬mate couple for the 80’s. They’re young, they’rerich, they’re beautiful, they’re interracial, they’renot in love and they don't fuck. Perfect. All of theseother artists thanking their wives and lovers? For¬get it, MJ thanked the fans in the balcony. That’slove. And lasts longer than sex, too. This was it,right on TV, the breakdown of all traditional valuesin favor of the glorifying power of media-stardom.The show was constantly interrupted by screamsfrom the balcony, nobody got as big a reaction asMJ, and nobody really cared about anything else.This wasn’t stardom, I thought at the time, this isthe dream Orwell never dared to dream. I was tobe wrong.Things still looked good going into 7:30. (Theshow started at 7:00.) After a few desultoryawards, out came Stevie Wonder and Bob Dylan topresent best new song awards. Great, Stevie andBob, Michael and Brooke, black & white, interracialsolidarity at its finest. Dylan even wore sunglasses,and in another time and another place this wouldhave been a wonderful Dylan-move, an attack uponMOR epistemology through solidarity with theblind Steve. Like, we’re both blind, Bob seemed tosay, we’re all traped by our prejudices and blind¬nesses, how many roads must a man walk down andall of that. Great. But the creeping Fear began totake hold of me. They both look like Michael Jack-son, I thought, and it was almost all over for thenight. Visions of a New Order went out the door asa Pepsi commercial came on, with the Jacksons sing¬ing “We’re the Pepsi Generation” to the tune of “Billie Jean is not my icCommercialization. Perfectbody of youths having sumlast year or so, having seenfor almost the same time, agrammed to receive the Pepthis wasn’t the perfect fourseism, then I didn’t know wtsong, then a soft drink, therware, then we’re boUnbelievable. Michael JacksManson, as Jim Jones. By ttthe screen. Was this the En<fooled again? Was this justwhich would be forgotten jipoint, the score was about evPolitical and Sexual ccabound towards 8:00. Bigperform their U2-like youCountry on a stage which waof the amphitheater. In the iof cross-media cultural conflthe finale a newsflash app<the screen: “Gary Hart theNew Hampshire Primary,show.” Well, thanks for keethe outside world, CBS! L<happen in this big countryClub and Joan Rivers appecto talk about the Grammy rtbroke down. The incursionthe proceedings, followed tBoy George, might have hivisage of Joan Rivers set ttion. Mugging for the cameinto the Boy’s ear whilst hethat he looked like Brooke oBoy got a good one off b<looked like Grace Jones onferring to Michael Jackson'smajor awards — we wer<vie/Dylan prostration at thealtar again. This was gettiigot worse.First, nobody in the musicdress. Nobody wore a straedo. Jeans, sequins, lavishabounded. These people sh<TV without a tailor. Actually,tasteless display of lavish, !eous, and disgusting behavicit looked just lik Reagan’syou realize that deep down,like us, and probably lower,too much money and too fishowed the lack of power ttsince they chose to be arbiteion except the same old vand love each year at the O:that no one takes Meryl Stample. Music stars, like mo\no new trend except the saitous consumption. I though'would show me the New Idown. Instead, I got the samaybe next year.Second, things got real beyear’s winner and this year’spresent the award for “videwas an exciting, new art b}cians.” This kind of bland rnate the rest of the two hetions. Not only can these pcannot speak. The “Lifetimiwas given to Arturo Tosc;Parker. In words which will IDenver had the gall to referinnovator” (like we didn’tthen said that he had recwhich music lovers will alwaof nonsense is this? If Denvhis writers, had said “PariBourgeois post-war Swing iAmerican music,” we miglsomewhere. But everythingtrend or style was reduced isafe rhetoric. This is the seerMichael Jackson, In a censored scene from William Frledkln’s controversial film Cruisi4— FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNALly lover.” Commoditization,ect brainfucking. An entiresung “Billie Jean” for theseen the “Billie Jean” videoie, are now perfectly depro-Pepsi Generation slogan. Iffoundation for incipient fa-w what was. First it’s a pop-then a line of military hard-bombing Nicaragua,ackson as the Ayatollah, asBy this point I was riveted tos End Time, or was I gettingjust one more media eventen in the morning? At thisut even.I confusion continued toBig Country appeared toyouth anthem In a Bigh was set up on the far sidethe evenings finest moment-onflict, as the song built toappeared at the bottom ofthe apparent winner in theiry, News to follow this' keeping me in touch with>! Looks like anything canntry after all. Then Cultureippeared, live from London,ny rules. At this point it allsion of political reality intoed by the sexual politic ofe had power, but the evilset things in another direc¬amera, sticking her tongueit he spoke, telling the Boyke on steroids (actually, theff before, telling Joan sheon steroids), constantly re-on's probable sweep of thewere back into the Ste-the foot of the Jacksongetting boring. And thingsjsic business knows how tostraight, good-looking tux-vish colors, and bad tastei should not be allowed onally, it was fine to see thissh, spendthrift, garish, hid-lavior. Made one feel good;an’s inauguration. It madeawn, these people are justver. No taste, no style, just)o few brains. Basically, iter these people really had,rbiters of no style, no fash-Id vulgarity that we knowe Oscars. And we all knowI Streep seriously, for ex¬movie stars, ultimately seta same old trend of gratu-ught this year’s Grammy’sjw Flesh, the total break-s same old stuff. Oh well, total assimilation of any threatening or disturbingcultural trend into a mainstream of awards, praise,and hype. And while the record industry — like thefilm industry — will be willing to push anything thatcalls for its destruction as long as it sells, don’t waitaround for the destruction to happen. It’s all sales,it’s all hype, it’s all safe.This point was not illustrated better than whenthe lifetime achievement award was given to ChuckBerry, who then proceeded to spew raw primitivefunk onto the audience at full tilt. Out of tune, al¬most a parody of himself, Berry threw his archaicand anarchic music into the faces of the affluent au¬dience who responded politely. Instead of endinghis song, he went on for what seemed an intermina¬ble length, asking the crowd “Do you want me togo?” Their voices said no, but the close-ups of res¬trained, coked-out faces said yes. Finally, therewas an abrupt cut to a Pepsi commercial. Seemsthat “lifetime achievement” doesn’t mean any¬thing when it’s time for a commercial. At this point,the Horrorshow was over, and the Entertainmenthad begun. Actually, this was the best musical partof the show, and a gospel choir backing AlbertinaWalker brought a little church into the proceedings.Following Berry’s performance, this music broughtback roots to the dominant White audience, but themusic’s energy was undercut by the audience who,Michael Jackson shades his frail sexuality from thepreternaturally febrile teeth of Brooke Shields, whoserepressed virginal energies tower over Michael’s shiv¬ering sequins.al bad as Kim Carnes, lastaar’s has-been, came on tovideo art.” She said videot by “exciting, new musi-id nonsense was to domi-o hours of self-congratula-se people not dress, theyatime Achievement” awardoscanini, then to Charlievill live on in infamy, Johnefer to Parker as a “JazzIn’t know, you fool) andrecorded many “classicsalways cherish.” What kind)enver, or more accuratelyParker has assaulted theig racism that dominatedmight have been gettinghing, every artist, everyed to a bland, acceptable,secret of the Grammys, theruising. Brooke Shields once again trades upon her youth formaterial gain, as she allows her body to be objectiviedfor Cosmopolitan’s profit-motive. For a Catholic girl,she’s got a lot of confessing to do. Note the darknails, implying blood, violence, and the claws of ananimal. Brooke, get thee to a nunnery.Annie Lennox, seen here violating the corpse of rock‘n’ roll.■L# /III JfT/ Mam for the most part, sat still in their seats.Some of the night’s weirdest moments were leftto come, however. The head of NARAS, the groupresponsible for the Grammys, came out to give aspecial award to Bela Bartok for his “specialachievement” in music. For some reason, this cameafter a speech on the new technology in music, ablatant plug for video and compact disks. TheNARAS man said “As the music changes, wechange, as the technology grows, we evolve.”Meaning: We’ll sell out as fast as we can. Then,after thanking Bartok, who was fortunately dead,who did the camera cut to? None other than thatmusical luminary B.J. Thomas. Raindrops are fall¬ing on Bartok’s grave, indeed. The next musicalnumber' featured John Denver and Floyd, the Mup-pet.Herbie Hancock, who had never won a Grammy,came out with the group Material to perform“Rockit,” his huge hit, surrounded by mechanicalmen from his rock video. Herbie won a Grammysoon afterwards. In contrast to this, at the otherside of the Jazz spectrum, was Wynton Marsalis,who performed the finale from the Haydn trumpetconcerto and then did a straight-ahead hard free-bop tune with his crack band. He also won anaward, and gave the night’s only serious speech. Hethanked Louis Armstrong and Thelonious Monk forcreating a “western Art” which “cannot be limitedby enforced trends, and” with a slight smile, “bybad taste.” Wynton wore the night’s only good-looking tuxedo, and was the epitome of cool. Her¬bie Hancock, who once played with Miles Davis andthe Chicago Symphony, could only have been takenaback by Wynton’s fierce traditionalism.The evening’s last good moment came when theall-15-year-old Latin band Menudo came on to giveout the Grammy awards for Latin music. The Men-udos, decked out in white jumpsuits, kept screwingup their dialogue, but came out fine after ad-lib¬bing, “We may be Latin, but we’re still kids.” Righton.All this time, you understand, Michael Jacksonhad been winning awards left and right. CBS presi¬dent Walter Yentikoff told the audience that MJhad “shown the way” in “music, youth, song, dance,and as a man.” The fans in the balcony, who contin¬ually disrupted the show with their cries for Mi¬ chael, dug what Walter had to say implicitly. Mi¬chael kept blowing kisses to the balcony, thankedeveryone in sight, and finally, “because KatherineHepburn, my good friend, asked me to,” took offhis sunglasses after he won his seventh award.Dark brown eye shadow was to be seen, but just fora second. Then he was off, back to Brooke, back tothe obscurity of the LA night.Ah youth, ah beauty! Fame is fleeting, Michael,do not forget the demon that lurks just behind yourdoorstep, the demon called Age, which is not to bemistaken for Wisdom, if you know what I mean. ButI guess you do, I guess you do. Not many other peo¬ple that night did, however, since Age is the onefactor that Grammys, and Stardom, will not with¬stand. Too many times the crowd at the Amphithe¬ater showed the gray hairs, the sagging breasts,the bulging stomachs, of over-the-hill rockerswhose meal ticket had just turned into dust. At twohours, the 1984 Grammy could have been the De¬cline of Western Civilization, captued live on TV. Atthree hours, it was merely Schlock, another swill inthe gutter of mindless adulation, stardom, andhero-worship. Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics hadthe right idea: she came out and performed wear¬ing an Elvis/Bruce Springsteen-like wig and side¬burns. That’s what the crowd wanted to see, right?(Except for Michael.) It’s only rock ‘n’ roll, and CBSknew it. Silly me. Not liking rock music, but alwaysfascinated in the various ways that Americanblood-lust and depravity rears its ugly head, I al¬most believed that I would actually see it. But I gotthree hours of TV, sponsored by Pepsi. The revolu¬tion will be televised, but it won’t be a revolutionanymore. It will be a paid ad for a soda. The Sixtiesideal of political/sexual revolution and generation¬al solidarity has been incorporated into the mar¬keting strategies of corporations which have beenaround since the New Deal. Nothing new under thesun. Savage blood-lust and depravity has beenturned into a new market. Just like the Oscars, un¬fortunately, the Grammys showed the cult ofAwards and Experts in full gear, the rancid excessof Hollywood, that great whore of Babylon, seep¬ing through the cracks of every false smile in theUniversal Amphitheater.I just love America, it’s so great. I hope you do,too.Can a girl be too busy? I'mtaking seventeen units atPrinceton, pushing on withmy career during vacationsand school breaks, studysinging and dancing whenI can, try never to losetrack of my five closestchums, steal the time forMichael Jackson and ThomasHardy, work for an anti-drug program for kids and.oh yes, I hang out withthree horses, three cats,two birds and my dog Jack.My favorite magazine says“too busy" just means youdon't want to miss any¬thing ... don ' t stop 'tilyou’re gasping. I lovethat magazine. I guessyou could say I'mThat COSMOPOLITAN Girl.One of my most satisfying relationships is with a magazine.COSMOPOLITAN'THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984—5911: OBSCURE ROCKERSby Russ ForsterHe found the tape on the floor, float¬ing aimlessly in a sea of personal pos¬sessions. “Motown", it said. Smiling, hepopped the tape into its special com¬partment in his tape player after unco¬vering the player from its blanket of ashirt and a pair of jockey shorts. It hadbeen a hard night last night. He soonfound that he could no more trust thehandwritten name on the tape anymore than he could that informer —what was her name? — who had left be¬fore he had awoken.‘‘Test..test..test..test, mbxgqlaifrbl-.lhear a hiss of recording, though..Betri-vujist .lt is."Three distinct voices emerged.RF: Dave, tell us about 911. Whatkind of music do you really play?911(1): You don’t have to be so sarcas¬tic (snicker) just because the first twotimes the tape didn't..(haha) record.RF: You guys better get your check¬book ready..He switched to headphones in caseanyone was listening in.911(1): We had a greet first interview.Too bad no one will ever hear it.'Well, what was your question?RF: Let's talk about drugs?..No..Ithink we’ll let Marcus ask some ques¬tions of the group now.911(2): Well, we don't have anythingdown yet, so let’s go back and do whatwe play again. We're basically a sort oftechno-pop or electro-pop danceband. uh .we play a lot of our owrimusic more and more...Should I mentionsome of the covers we do? Things likeTears for Fears, Thompson Twins, Thom¬as Dolby, uhRF: Would you say that there's onegroup that's influenced you more thanthe others?911(2): The one that we always seem to zero in on is the Fix* is more the cur¬rent direction we’re going in. We start¬ed out more Thomas Dolby-ish, but thatwas when we were all synthesizers.911(1): Our singer doesn’t do asstrange movements as their singer.911(2): We recently added bass andguitar. That’s affected our sound quitea bit.911(1): You guys are studio veteranstoo, right?911(1): We survived..RF: The Purple Heart, huh?911(2): I wanna go through the re¬cording thing again so we..what we'vebeen doing. We have a couple of songswe’ve recorded. They haven’t been puton record. It’s a tape that should beavailable at WHPK right now. We’ve..RF: What’s that sound?911(2): That’s the train which livesvery close to us. This has been a greatmusical influence too..about once every8 minutes. We’ve been thinking ofworking it into one of our songs.RF: Go on. Sorry I interrupted.911(2): Well, anyway, the studio thatwe’ve been recording at which is a re-putible Chicago studio, StudioMedia,they’re..RF: Wait, can we use that name ina. that’s not a brand name is it?911(2): Uh, anyway, they’veuh..they’re interested enough in ourmusic that they’ve offered to let us re¬cord thererpomemore which they will'then take" and shop around to thevarious record labels..Brrrrring!911(2): Danger Danger and NothingNew...911(1): Hello...How’re ya doing. I can’ttalk right now..911(2): Those are currently the onlytwo songs that we do with all synthe¬sizers anymore..Definite techno feel.911(1): Okay? Alright..talk to youlater. 911(2): If everything goes as we wouldlike it to go, we’ll have a recording con¬tract by the summer..at the same timewe’ll be playing a lot live..Be seeing alot of us in Chicago clubs. We’ve justnow started to do that..Meanwhilewe’ve been playing a lot of colleges.We’ve played a lot at Northwesternand other places like IIT, Aurora, Loyo¬la..911(1): We’re also very popular inSouthern Illinois. We played in Carbon-dale, Champaign..We’re playing March7 at Biddy Mulligan’s..We’re playingMarch 22 at Cubby Bear and we’regoing to be working there with Stevofrom Ministry, he’ll probably be comingin and doing that job with us so..souh..911(2): He’s the drummer from Min¬istry.This is where you say ‘This is be¬ginning to sound like an advertise¬ment.’RF: No, I would have said that a longtime ago.911(1): Let’s see..what else..911(2): We didn’t talk about UC..RF: What’s the background of themembers of the band?911(2): I’m a recent UC graduate...I gotmy MBA last spring.911(1): Ha..Say that again..911(2): I’ve got more three-piece suitsthan any rock musician in Chicago.911(1): Could you please make surethat this is recording? Yeah? Well I gra¬duated from UC with a BA and BS.RF: A BA in BS?911(1): I got a degree in BehavioralScience and one in Economics..I don’t un¬derstand why I graduated from ,UC witha degree in Economics when I bhly got a1.9 in it..But anyway, so I graduatedfrom the UC and blew it off as soon as Icould to become a professonal musi¬cian.911(2): Which means that he couldn’tget a job.RF: So what do you guys have in theway of pyrotechnics?911(1): Well there was the mrbgasq(haha)..Ddn’t print that..Uh I’m tryingto think of something funny.RF: Well, you said something funnybut I didn’t catch it.911(1): Well why don’t you ask usabout women again?RF: Yeah, I was going to get to that.911(1): Well women, it’s kind of inter¬esting.we seem to attract a wide vari¬ety of..yhRF: Immature.911(1): Pre-pubescent girls..By theway, what is the age in Illinois? I triedto call the U of C hotline once, and thegirl who answered didn’t evenknow..but, urn..911(2): We’ll be interested to see if asmany underage girls try to sneak intoUC frat parties as Northwestern fratparties. 911(1): We are expecting to seem someLabbies there..RF: Well, they’re cracking down onLabbies now..911(1): But they’re the only..urn..911(2): Be careful.911(1): Gotta be careful..Anyway urn911(2): We have a right to say thesethings..after all, I was there for fiveyears... , ,911(1): Urn we uh..RF: What’s the band’s favoritedrug?911(1): We should think of somethingfunny to say to that.RF: What was it last time? Hydro-cor-tizone 5% lotion? Do you inject it or justsmear it on?911(1): We snort it.911(1): It’s been a while since Marcusand I have played on campus and we’relooking forward to it..I mean we’veplayed so much at Northwestern recent- *ly that we..RF: You feel guilty.911(1): I know..You want me to recountthat line about the frats? That waspretty good.RF: Yeah, go ahead-.911(1): It was ‘The average Northwes¬tern fraternity spends more money dur¬ing rush week than all UC frats spend ina decade..1 think I said it funnier lasttime..RF: What are you snorting?911(2): My watch.RF: Do you think the U of C preparedyou well for what you are doingtoday?911(2): Yeah..the only reason we wentto the U of C was that it is a hotbed orrock and roll..Actually I just made thatup.RF: How much of this interview ismade up anyway?911(1): I guess we won’t know until Fri¬day, will we Russ? I thought you shouldknow that we’re as willing to sell out topop music as you are willing to sell outto this kind of journalism.RF: So do you guys wear under¬wear?911(2): Only underwear.911(1): No. Anyway..uh..I’m terrifiedat what you’re going to print.RF: But it isn’t true that you guys arejust in it for the money?911(2) It is.So that was the secret he had madehis clandestine rendezvous to discover.He recognized the voices of DavidGruenbaum, and Marcus Padgett, both .of the mysterious musical organization911. The other voice he didn't recog¬nize, but it didn't matter. He knew that911 was going to be playing at AlphaDelta Phi on Saturday, March 3rd at10PM, and he was going to be theretoo. With the evidence he had, no courtin the world could have any doubts.continued from page 3Ross, 1976) Freud outsleuths Holmesin this artful mystery adventure bybest-selling author Nicholas Meyer.Alan Arkin stars as Freud, Nicol Wil¬liamson as the cocaine-addicted de¬tective who becomes his patient,and Robert Duvall as Holmes’ not-so-bumbling assistant, Dr. Watson.With Vanessa Redgrave, LaurenceOlivier, and Samantha Eggar. FriMar 2 at 7:15 & 9:30pm. LSF.$2.50.Women in Love (Ken Russell, 1969) D.H. Lawrence’s novel is brought tothe screen in the typically overheat¬ed Russell manner aficionados of cin¬ematic excess have come to knowand love. Glenda Jackson (the think¬ing man’s Meryl Streep), Alan Bates(the thinking man’s Albert Finney),and Oliver Reed (the thinking man’sOliver Reed) star. Is this Ken Rus¬sell’s best film? Jeff Makos says,“It’s right up there with The MusicLovers." DOC, Saturday at 7:00 and9:30. $2.50.Chloe in the Afternoon (Eric Rohmer,1972) Another Rohmerian witspree.The arrival of a famous filmstarcauses romantic confusion in thelives of a Parisian couple. In French,the language of the Marquise deSade and Maurice Chevalier, withEnglish subtitles. DOC, Sun at 8:00,$2.00 —MKBillion Dollar Brain (Ken Russell, 1967)Before anyone was quite sure aboutKen Russell, he was put in charge ofthis, the third entry in the IpcressFile series, starring Michael Caine asthe James Bondian secret agentHarry Palmer. The customary Rus¬sell flamboyance is certainly pres¬ent as are the talents of Oscar Ho-molka and Catherine Deneuvessister,Francoise Dorleac, displayinga timeless beauty, cruel elegance,and open sensuality all her own (uhhuh — ed.) DOC, Mon at 8:00, $2.00-BMZulu (Cy Endfield, 1964) Stanley Baker, Michael Caine, and JackHawkins con a rag-tag garrison ofEnglish soldiers into repelling 4000angry natives. Wholesome, blood¬thirsty entertainment — somethingthe whole Empire will enjoy. SunMar 4 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2 —PFThe Sea Hawk (Michael Curtis, 1940)The best of the Errol Flynn swash¬bucklers. A real crowd-pleaser. With(who else?) the ever-outrageousHenry Daniell. And you thought LSFdidn’t risk series! Wed Mar 7 at 8:30p.m. LSF. $2 - PFThe Last of Sheila (Herbert Ross, 1973)Seasickness — Dyan Cannon style.Tony Perkins took leave from play¬ing Norman Bates just long enoughto collaborate with songwriter Ste¬phen Sondheim on this Ten Little In-dians-like murder mystery aboard aluxury yacht (pronounced “Throat-warbler Mangrove”) moored off theRiviera. With James Mason, JoanHackett, and (watch out!) James Co¬burn, Raquel Welch, and RichardBenjamin. Thur, Mar 8 at 8:30 pm.LSF. $2 - PFAnna Karenina (Clarence Brown, 1935)Greta Garbo, y’know Cossacks,aristocrats and dancing bears. I-House, Thur Mar 8 at 7:30 and 9:30PM. - BMThe Big Store (Charles Reisner, 1941)Reisner’s witty and sublime medita¬tion on the social construction of re¬ality. Starring the Marx Brothers.In English. I-House, Fri Mar 9 at 7:30and 9:30 PM. - BMMake Way for Tomorrow (Leo McCarey,1937) Beulah Bondi and VictorMoore play aging lovers in this mar¬vellously sentimental tale about thepitfalls and traumas of growing old.Sensitive, gripping — one of LeoMcCarey’s (Love Affair, The AwfulTruth, Ruggles of Red Gap) finest.Fri Mar 9 at 7:30 PM. LSF. —PFPocketful of Miracles (Frank Capra,1961) It can’t hold a candle toCapra’s 1933 original Lady for aDay, but — then again — the origi¬ nal can’t be seen (theatrical distri¬bution ceased in ‘61; televisionleases expired somewhat later).Your choice — the remake or the Li¬brary of Congress. Fri Mar 9 at 9:30PM. LSF. $2.50 -PFThe Quiet Man (John Ford, 1952) JohnFord won his fourth Oscar for BestDirector with this stylistic tale of anex-American boxer (John Wayne) inhis native Ireland — fighting in¬wardly to forget the past (the manhe killed in the ring) and strugglingoutwardly to retain his honor(Maureen O’Hara believes loveshould be fought for). Homeric. FriMar 16 at 7 & 9:30 PM. LSF. $2.50- PFBerlin Alexanderplatz (Rainer WernerFassbinder, 1982) Fassbinder’s15Vi-hour epic of decadence and de¬spair adapted from Alfred Doblin’snovel. It is his strongest, and at thesame time, his most simple work.The film is being shown over fiveconsecutive Thursdays. Episodes 7and 8 will be shown Thur Mar 8.Parkway Theatre, 2736 N Clark. —BMFootloose (Herbert Ross, 1984) Prettytame stuff. Kevin Bacon (Diner)stars in this story of a rebel with acause (trying to have a ban lifted onpublic dancing in a small town). Boththe music and especially the dancingare quickly lost underneath an in¬credibly laborious plot line. The act¬ing is good and the movie on thewhole will cause you no pain. But ifyou really want to know about thejoy of dancing you should wait forGrandmaster Flash at the Metro.-BMStrange Invaders (Michael Laughlin,1983) A tepid parody of paranoid sfmovies from the fifties. Paul LeMatstars as a man whose ex-wife disap¬pears when she returns to her hometown in Illinois — turns out thesealiens live there now. Every once ina while the movie achieves the play¬ful tone it i« c*riv<r>g for, but these moments are quickly dissipated bysloppy filmmaking. However, for allits faults, Strange Invaders has themost bizarre cast of any recent film;Nancy Allen, the ‘ho’ from DressedTo Kill; Diana Scarwid, who wasgreat in Cutter and Bone and as thetroubled teenage Christina in Mom-mie Dearest; Louise Fletcher, thepsychotic nurse from One Flew Overthe Cuckoo’s Nest; Wallace Shawnfrom My Dinner With Andre. And fi¬nally, this really bizarre womennamed Fiona Lewis, whose perfor¬mance sent me spiralling into a mas¬sive castration complex. Recom¬mended, but only if it’s a choisebetween this or The Dresser. Chest¬nut Station Theatre. — BMThe Hotel NewHampshireThe film eventof the year: just listen to this; “Inorder to appear messy and ugly inthe bear suit, Ms. Kinski’s hair wassubjected to daily all-over applica¬tions of hair conditioner; then BrylCream was rubbed on the roots tomake the hair look greasy. Dep (ajelly) was applied to the ends tomake it look stringy, and then thehairstylist matted the whole messwith his fingers or a comb.” “I don’twant to look symmetrical,” instruct¬ed Ms. Kinski. To correspond withthe greasy look after she discardsthe bear suit, her hair was neverbrushed or combed. The hairstylistremarked: ‘It was just wash andwear,’ messy but notgreasy.’...Playing an animal seemsto come naturally to Nastassja (lakenote of new spelling) Kinski. Shetosses her mane of shoulder-lengthhair and runs everywhere on set,like a young colt, then lies downunder a tree to nap in her bear suit.Even Henry Kissinger, who visitedher on a set of a previous film, no¬ticed the animal-like quality, and ashe shook her hand, said: ‘I saw youturn into a panther.’...However, theheat of the suit was symbolic for Ms.Kinski. "It’s feai that makes, Susie try to be tough,” she explains. “Ican feel it physically. Susie's tryingto free herself from the heat andsweat. She leaves the fear andsweat in the suit when she steps outof it psychologically, spiritually andphysically,” she sayd. “Wearing thesuit is a great comfort and help tome in the part because the suit is en¬closed and the feelings stay in thesuit. I’m exhausted because of it atthe end of the day.” She points out:"You do this kind of part once in alifetime.” (From a press release.) OhMs. Kinski, you’re so, so noble. Com¬ing soon to a theatre near you. —BMDANCEMordine and Company The Concert cele¬brates two anniversaries: the firstis the tenth anniversary of theDance Center of Columbia College’sperformance series; the second isthe fifteenth anniversary of the ex¬istence of Mordine & Company. Twodifferent programs, including pre¬mieres of a suite of works to Stra¬vinsky’s music and a new dance-theatre solo by Mordine, show thescope of Mordine’s choreographic in¬terests. Other works are TwoWomen and a Man, seen last year,Apertures and Vistas, a work ofwide and generous movement, a re¬vival of Songspiel using Kurt Weill'sbittersweet Mahagonny score;Three Women; and some old andsome new Cartoons, which displayMordine's gift for the absurd. Mar8-10; 15-17; 22-24 at 8 PM. DanceCenter of Columbia College, 4730 NSheridan. $8. 271-7804 —BMChicago City Ballet This is a groupwhich seems to get better and bet¬ter each year. I think they under¬stand that dancing is fun, unlike somany other overly serious dancegroups. Mar 7-10 at 8 PM and Mar10 at 2:30. Auditorium Theatre, 50 ECongress. $5-23. —BM6—FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALThree Love PoemsLGentle armshold meelegant bond,pale skinof your shoulderI lie upon;I lap up a littlelike brown-flecked creamwith a sweetserene smile you wakefrom your dream.I kiss boyish bicepswith lips rubbedfull and red —your roughrust-colored beardin my narrow bed.II.It takes some concentrationto make lovein this roompainted blue and gold.The alumni awardsadorning the wallsdistract me,to say nothingof the crucifixon the wallat the head of each bed.It takes some concentrationexcept —that slender woodenjesusreminds me of you,which is fun’til I thinkof your Mamaputting it there,tucking you inbeneath this same crossmy concentrationisbroken.III.Like my love’s Motherthese womenon the South Shore train:Oscar de la Rentaglass frames, golden ringsand diamonds.Ladies of the suburbsWives of the wealthyI see you I am lostand slipping your clanwill rip my legs apartcram your convert fullwith diamonds, sugartwin, babies and rockcornish game hen.I will bend overthe Crane toliet incapitulation vomituntil exhausted restmy forehead and templeon the cool porcelainbathtub hope my Momwill come walking downthe hall in her burgundybathrobe.She told me as much:Build a coffin of numbnessand things, and a treeroot penetrates at the crackbetween the lid and the box,violated your bodygrows through your organssprouts at the nostrils,pushes onout through the crackandanchors youto the earth.Johanna Stoyva Like to Watch You More Than TVI like to watch you more than TV:you’re more colorful and shapely,softer, sweeter, more sexy —how I love to turn your knobs.You have more channels than my set,you’re always in tune, my favorite showand when the power goes out —baby you don’t.Christopher PearsonTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1984—7by Brian Mulligan I: What are we to do with the CourtTheatre? I suppose it's my fault for going Ito their productions always expecting /Isomething better than their last effort. I: ' -Each time I go and find the same thing, an Ih «ftta*eresting and-predictable evening..* $1theatre. Currently playing at the Court ITheatre is a curious little piece by George I'. Bernard Shaw titled Misalliance. Written |• in the middle of his career. Misaliance is Ian attempt at creating a theatre based in *s;‘ ideas. Jt is. 1 think, a failure; the ideas, the, . Iideological differences seem ,o float, toe-: 1ty, not tied to anything.substantial: it. is a „ A.jll ,^r question tb asfc;.f*‘Vyhy should"$nffdne 1&produce Shaw today?” His lasting mipor- j ;tance ts that of a exciting, thinker using the | m By allowing each pdrformer to pushfe otiaracter as far as it dan go, he hascreated an imbalanced evening of theatre.The play loses all sense of proportion somA the truly funny fteee ate lost becaOsethey receive no more emphasis than anydther fine. Mr, RtjdaH needs to rethink hisapproach to comedy.V; One might think Court Theatre brave orfaring for reviving such a troublesomefHec© of theatre, but this woufd be false.usual, RudaR and company have riskednothing: they play Misalliance as convert-tjbnalty and campRiy as possible. There isno innovation, no sens* of having daredanything at aft. They have certainty shownho reason for reviving Mts&ttmme, consi-IHIPiilHpWPHiWPMipf bored to be one of Shaw's real failures.Sypwvvi*-- ...".v Court Theatre has obviously given up onfy, Norttveoft’s portrayal suggests that the idea of intelligent theatre, optingTarteton’s vitality is nothing more than a rather for bland, flaccid sitting-roomcover for a secret frailty. 1 doubt mat this dramas which entertain (sometimes) butis how Shaw intended the character to be fail to elevate or educate us. Courtseen. Theatre may have the monopoly on techni-We are introduced to the various cal skills and access to greatef funds with-members of the Tarteton household, each in the U of C community, but they do sirik-with a personality stronger than the next, ingly little with these resources, inIn addition, we meet Bentley Summer- comparison, the body of interesting andhays, a spoiled young aristocrat who is intriguing work done this year by studentsoon to marry Hypatia, Tarteton’s da ugh- theatre groups, from Methusalem to Vol-ter, Richard Gilbert-Hill ptays Bentley Kke pone, puts the Court Theatre to shame.Cuentin Cnsp cm speed; his characterize- . jmlion relies almost entirety on steroiypes ofan effeminate drag queen. By doing this ■ JH|instead of playing him as the languid andtempermeota! whelp that he is, Gilbert-HT g.ves tile m.ps-t ortems-i-ve perbrman .. ■of the evening. H|pM||||gIn the second had of the show Shaw ra^SBHthrows m a few more characters to keen '■PHnHthings moving along, They include- Una :IHp^Szezepanowska, a Polish acrobat, played Hrby the ubiquitous Ingrid Blekys. Her per-they were written, l am thinking of■ gypermah- and- HeartbreakTo a iesd4r oxtent, Safer Joan8t'W » recent BroadwayHeartbreak House). Rather©. these masterpieces the:hO0ses to churn out throw-jieces such as You Never Can Telllla/nance and’ then- has the gait toam/^Ciassics/’ A terrible disserviceK■one to !h legacy of Shaw withmbw-s#% ih home regards, an inter¬nment, It.lacks a plot or any-to bind together all its mean-, .. ;«nci©rts'as 'a meditation upon'^itogen. -parents mb cWf-S« sod members of differentthls thc-me really -fe rc#tal ortigh to hold our attentionsyghihg?' 1 don^t ■ think so.t with each of these refa-sucdessfulty in other writings;,the ideas are ..reallyd into some dramatic Situation.m Misaitiame is like reading tieof ..a/great. writer: there -are occa-ffashes of interest but they amlh so much mtier breck that ft is.; app reejate- .them,ilay takes place in the home of John% a- wealthy merchant mo .madectune to underwear. Tarteton,by Kenneth Northcotf, is perhapsst likeable and certainly the mostSharacter m the play. He is the>f Shaw's notion of the fifeman, revels in ideas and Id think-d it is these ideas which#** him,V. MARCH 2. 1964—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL The next piece, a ballet called Tele¬mann, could have been stunning, but ittoo fails short of Tharp's ability. Themusic, “Concerto in E major for flute,oboe, and violin,'’ is delicate andtender, and though the dancers lookrather bland in white tunic-like cos¬tumes, one is again expecting momen¬tous happenings. None come. The balletis a tired, clumsy effort. One can notblame the dancers; the fault lies InTharp’s, purpose. .What is perhapsmeant to be a physical, gutsy ballet be¬comes confused and sloppy. The use ofthree pairs of dancers instead of a soloor a pair, adds nothing to the dance.The dancers seem to be oblivious ofeach other. No energy flows betweenthe couples, no excitement of feeling, isexchanged. The few striking moves•pon dissipate into fiatfooted boredom.The music, which has managed to dragthis piece along stops suddenly anddancers finish their dance in silence.This intended stop shows two things,one, the fascinating interplay betweenmovement and music. Had the piecebeen better, the jolting stop wouldhave been wonderful. Instead, thedancers look even more listless withoutthe music to help them along. Energy,crispness and purpose seem to be lack¬ing in the Telemann ballet.Just when all seems lost, the thirdand final dance saves the night. Incor¬porating the positive and potentialqualities of the first two dances withenergy and excitement, The GoldenSection, from the larger work, TheCatherine Wheel makes its entrance onstage with brash gold costumes andmusic by David Byrne of the TalkingHeads. But it is the moves and ideaswhich never get tired or repetitivewhich make this a great work. Thedance, like a kid jumping off a highdive for the first time, takes a deepbreath and soars. The dance nevergives the audience a chance to stoppaying attention. Dancers chargeacross the stage full speed and then, atthe apex of their leaps, are snatchedfrom the air by jealous partners. Someof the many thrills may be cheap, butthe barely controlled jubilation thesemoves create, both for the dancer andthe audience, enable one to forgive anyliberties taken. The stage, for the en¬tire length of the piece, gleams with en¬ergy and excitement.Twyla Tharp is a worthy choreo¬grapher who ' takes on many forms'while» exploring the. emotions andbeauty dance can create. Many of herworks attest to this. And though thefirst two dances on Saturday night arenot great examples- of her ability, TheCatherine Wheel proves why Tharp hasbecome an Event in Chicago,nition. Shis eigm-'woman -dance, fea¬turing Tharp herself after a long ab-scence from dancing, does not stand upto Tharp’s current work. The long dancedoes have some good points, especiallythe use of the wings of the stage.Dancers streak out, change their minds,skid around and then dash out of sight.Some push and kick their comradesonto the stage while others drag un¬wanted bodies off. Another' interestingaspect is the ability of the dancers toperform “slapstick’’ dance. The illusionof failing and just catching oneself isextremely hard for a dancer to create,it demands a great deal of skill,strength, and technique which Tharp*and her company have in abundance.But, while the dance was once innova¬tive, it is now simply too long and repe¬titious. The humor of dancers falling,crawling, and bouncing about does notcarry the piece through eight jelly rolls.Three would suffice. Nothing new or in¬teresting happens after the third jellyroll; the audience has no more reason towatch attentively.by Joy LangstonTwyla Tharp’s performances, even inChicago, are Events. Women and men,from almost every background,dressed up in their minks and suits,high heels and black cashmere, redhightops and gelled hair, packed intothe Auditorium Theatre last Saturdaynight in anticipation of a magical nightof dance-. And this is the way TwylaTharp wants it.Tharp was one of a generation ofdancers who, in the 1960s, took apartand questioned the very fibers ofdance: time, space, movement, shape,and music. This was the time of stagingdances in public parks, walking acrossthe stage with a chair strapped to thedancer’s back, and dancing on therooves of very fall buildings. Strangedays indeed, especially for the bewil¬dered audiences. What sets Tharpapart from her contemporaries is herdesire to make dance relevant to largesegments of any population. She usesall types of music, most notable jazz,new wave, and ‘Pop’ to help her ex¬press emotions shared by all people.With this varied music backing her up,she explores dance, and experimentswith how its elements can becombioedto produce fear, happiness, laughter,and desire in an audience. Tharp’sblend of , popular and nostalgic musicand innovative motion is usually enjoy¬able. Unfortunately, the performancelast Saturday night did not quite liveup to expectations.The first piece shown, Eight JellyRolls, with music by Jell Roll Morton,was Tharp's breakthrough dance. Thisdance was first shown in 1971 andbrought Tharp public and critical recog-