The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 28 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, January 20, 1984Discusses Church dialogue on peaceBernardin on church and peaceBy Michael ElliottSaying that the CatholicChurch had decided to adopt“a posture of dialogue with thesecular world, rather than si¬lence within society or separa¬tion from society,” CardinalBernardin of Chicago ad¬dressed the final session of‘‘The Churches and the Chal¬lenges to Peace” conferenceon the church’s role in publiclife, held here Monday.Speaking before an overflowaudience of nearly 1,500 atRockefeller Chapel that testi¬fied to the public concern onthis issue, Cardinal Bernardin,a key figure in the bishop’sconference that drafted a let¬ter urging a halt to the nucleararms race, explained that theconference had written the let¬ter to influence policy throughthe medium of public opinion.‘‘Public opinion has had a per¬ceptible impact on the rhetoricof major officials. We nolonger hear talk of one super¬power surviving a nuclearwar.” But Bernardin alsonoted that public opinion’s “ef¬fect on policy so far has beenless effective.”Making an anology with USpolice in Central America,Bernardin said public opinionhad been “somewhat effectivein preventing a larger US mili¬tary” but had “not been effec¬tive in substantially recastingthe premises of US policy.”Speculating on the reasonswhy the “peace movement”had been so effective influenc¬ing rhetoric but so ineffectivein inflencing policy, Bernardinsaid “I suspect that it is moreagreed upon what it oppossesthan what it supports. Thus itis more effective pushing fornegotiations rather than sup¬porting a particular treaty inCongress.” But he pointed outthat, with talks having brokendown between the UnitedStates and the Soviet Union,negotiations must be pushed for and “a concensus built” onalternatives to thermonuclearstockpiles.Bernardin also spoke on the“danger of the moment to be¬lieve a long term public policyis in place.” Bernardin re¬minded that, in the ’60s, the“arms control movement col¬lapsed” following passage ofthe Nuclear Test Ban treaties.He suggested that the lack ofpublic pressure to force fur¬ther concessions allowed poli¬ticians and militarists to de¬ploy more advanced systems,such as the MIRV missiles pro¬vided for in the SALT I trea¬ties. Comparing this buildupwith the deployment of the MXand Pershing II systems, Ber¬nardin said, “We should nothave to recoup on the 1990swhat could have been salvagedin the 1980s”.Earlier in the day, majortheologians, philosophers, andpolitical scientists discussedthe religious and political ram¬ifications of the pastoral letter before an also jam-packedcrowd beneath the woodenangels of Swift Lecture Hall.This part of the conferenceanalyzed what Robin Lovin,professor at the University Di¬vinity School, called “a majoreffort on the part of the Churchto teach and persuade the pub¬lic.” The letter, which anti- aswell as pro-nuclear forceshave both hailed and criticiz¬ed, was defended in a paper bythe absent Kenneth Thompson,who said “some powerfulAmerican groups would havechurchmen count angels on thehead of a needle. The Churchhas performed competentlyand morally in serious reflec¬tion on arms control.”James Gustafson, professorin the Divinity School, alsopraised the letter as a particu¬larly Catholic document, andsaid “it bears the authority ofthe teaching of the Church”without “appealing to ecclesi¬astical authority, but seekingcontinued on page seven Cardinal Joseph BernardinCampaign starts strong with $42 millionBy Hilary TillLast spring the Universityannounced that it was going toundertake a bold, five-yearfund-raising effort to raise $400 million. The main part of thisfund-raising endeavor is theCampaign for the Arts andSciences.The goal of the campaign isLocal bail seekers mug threeBy Phil CafaroThree Hyde Park residentswere mugged early Tuesdaymorning by a group that waspatrolling the area to “raisebail” for a friend arrested forpossession of marijuana.In one incident, third yearstudent John Garber and Su-zannah Fritsche were walkingeast on 55th St. around 1:30a.m. when a car slowed downand began to follow them. Twoblack teens jumped out andjostled the two, one punching Garber in the side of the head.Fortunately, the attack oc¬curred within 15 feet of a whitephone, and Fritsche was ableto call security immediately.U of C and Chicago policeconverged on the scene and setup roadblocks, and the at¬tackers and their car werecaught and identified by thetwo victims. Three peoplewere charged with possessionof a stolen auto and attemptedrobbery, including one juve¬nile, and one man was releasedCheating surveyMaroon page 13InsideInsidethe Fat Man’smind grey cityback cover because of insufficient evi¬dence.In a strange twist, a man po¬lice had held as a witnessproved to be the point man andorganizer of the mugging. Po¬lice stepped into the witnessroom around 6 a.m. to makethe arrest. “He did look kind ofnervous,” Garber recalled.The man had been to 21st Divi¬sion headquarters earlier tovisit a friend, and police be¬lieve he organized the mug¬gings to raise the $100 bail.In a related incident, a manwas held up at gunpoint at 54thand Cornell around the sametime. Police think the two at¬tacks were by the same or a re¬lated group, but have been un¬able to find a weapon orpositively identify the assail¬ant.In a third incident, Grey CityJournal editor Jesse Halvor-sen was tailed by a car and twoblack youths around 1:15 a.m.The two got out of the car at57th and University and fol¬lowed Halvorsen, but actednervous and “didn’t reallyseem up for it.” When Halvor¬sen stopped at a white phone,the two backed off, then re¬turned to the car and droveaway. to raise $150 million for thearts and sciences in the Col¬lege, four graduate divisions,the Divinity School, OrientalInstitute, and Committee onPublic Policy Studies, accord¬ing to campaign organizers.The campaign has alreadyraised more than $42 millionsince its inception.According to William Haden,vice-president for develop¬ment, the campaign was nottaken up to replace federalmonies. “We have planned thiscampaign for many years,”Haden said, and added. “Wewant to strengthen the Univer¬sity.”The campaign has targetedthree types of potential contri¬butors: 1) individuals who areeither alumni or friends of theUniversity who would supportthe goals of the campaign. 2)corporations, and 3) founda¬tions. The private donationsdrive is handled by the majorgifts committee, which ischaired by Chicago alumnusB. Kenneth W’est. Corporategifts are solicited by the com¬mittee presided over by Uni¬versity Trustee Richard M,Morrow.The corporate donation com¬mittee’s goal is to raise $15million, according to RobertWilkens, Executive Director ofthe campaign. “We handle foundation contributionsslightly differently than theother two types of contribu¬tions,” Wilkens said. Volun¬teers are not involved; propos¬als for funds are prepared by.University faculty or by ad¬ministration officers.As can be inferred from thefact that the campaign has al¬ready raised more than aquarter of its goal, it has beenvery successful in attractingcontributors. It was reportedyesterday that “an individualwho wishes to remain anony¬mous” donated $2 million tothe campaign.In late December the Uni¬versity received a $1 millionchallenge grant from the Na¬tional Endowment for the Hu¬manities. The grant must bematched three-to-one by fundsdonated by private sources.Another challenge grant wasannounced recently’ by theSmart Family Foundation.The grant totals $250 thousandand must be matched by theend of 1984.At present, campaign organ¬izers are inviting potentialdonors to the University. Theprospective contributors aregiven tours of various parts ofthe University and are shownthe “fruits” of investing in theUniversity of Chicago.Two dorms doomedThe University has decidedto tear down two ex-dormito¬ries rather than renovate themor let them deteriorate further,according to Vice-PresidentJonathan Kleinbard.The two buildings are Laugh-lin Hall, located at 5519 S.Blackstone Ave., and HarperHall, located at 5426 S. HarperAve. They were last occupiedin June, 1982.“These were old apartmentsthe University acquired in thelate 1950s and early 1960s, andwere used primarily by profes¬sional and graduate school stu¬dents,” said Kleinbard. “Wedid an extensive review of all University housing in 1981, anddiscovered that the cost of ren¬ovating these even to code wasin excess of a million dollars,”he said.After deciding to sell thesebuildings, the University triedto find developers that wouldhave a “positive impact” onthe neighborhood, Kleinbardsaid. But they did not succeed,so they decided to demolish thebuildings and try to sell just theproperties.Kleinbard expressed opti¬mism that they would attractappropriate developers afterthe demolition, noting the pro¬perties’ “nice location.” PHOTOBYARAJELALIAN20th c. 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BLACKSTONE. - ,Z DISCOUNT ON ALL TICKETS PURCHASE!IN ADVANCETICKET CENTER 1962-7300Reading period violationsThe Office of the Dean of Studentshas received complaints from severalundergraduates that last quarter’s pre¬finals reading period, a two-day aca¬demic lull reserved for independentstudy, was violated by some profes¬sors.Many students also complained ofsemi-obligatory review sessions thatwere held during the period and whichallegedly interfered with their stu¬dies.Dean of Students in the College Her¬man Sinaiko said holding review ses¬sions during the period is “technicallyExhibit on the future“1984 and the 21st Century,’’ a spe¬cial exhibit at the Museum of Scienceand Industry, opened Wednesday.British science writer and futuristNigel Calder served as a consultant tothe Museum staff that developed theexhibit, which is designed to promptvisitors to think about issues of the fu¬ture.The exhibit has two main sections:“Past Futures” and “Looking AheadAgain.” These are divided further intoareas such as 109 Forecasts from 1964,computers, robotics, and resources.The Museum is open 9:30-4 week¬days, and 9:30-5:30 weekends. Admis¬sion and parking are free.Cryptic music for you“Renaissance jangle” and “dangermusic” are some of the words used todescribe the music of “The Book ofLies,” the band that will be performingtonight with the Fleshtones. A new-wave band originally from Chicago,they will be playing a set from their re¬cently released LP, “Cryptic Memo.”Whatever type of entertainment you’relooking for, Preston Click, the leadsinger for the band, says “It’s musicfor the heart, the mind, and the feet.” okay,” but conceded that “if studentsare unhappy with them, that’s some¬thing we could look into.”The Student Government (SG) Asse¬mbly cited two factors that caused thealleged violations: inadequate noticeto professors that the reading periodwould be held, and lack of a means topolice professors who held classes. SGAcademic Affairs Committee ChairKathryn Kleiman said the period was“established formally and violated in¬formally. Nobody really knows what areading period is,” she said.SG has established a “hotline” forstudents with complaints about read¬ing period violations. Call the SG officeat 962-9732.Museum of Science and IndustrySouth America class“South America: The Field MuseumConnection” is one of the adult educa¬tion courses being offered this winterby the Field Museum of Natural Histo¬ry. Many of the lecturers for the coursewill be Field Museum scientists recent¬ly returned from South American expe¬ditions.Lectures for “South America” in¬ clude “New Directions in Adean Ar¬chaeology” and “Birds of Amazoniaand the Andean Foothills.” Othercourses offered include “All AboutOtters,” “Journey to the East: A Studyof Islam,” and “Is Anybody Out There?The Search fo Extraterrestrial Life.”The weekday courses have six ses¬sions and cost $40-45. More informationabout these classes and also weekendcourses is available by writing AdultEducation, Field Museum of NaturalHistory, Roosevelt Road and LakeShore Drive, Chicago, IL, 60605; or call322-8859.Program on stressRadovan Zak, professor in the de¬partments of medicine and pharma¬ceutical sciences, will discuss stress attonight’s Calvert House College Stu¬dents program. The program will beginat 5:30 p.m. at 5735 S. University Ave.,and a free pizza supper will follow.Jewish LitFestA Jewish literary festival, sponsoredby the Hyde Park Council of Jewish Or¬ganizations with the cooperation ofSpertus College, and featuring specialprograms at neighborhood synagoguesand institutions, will culminate Sundaywith a book sale, special exhibits, anddemonstrations at Reynolds Club from1:30 to 5 p.m.The festival aims to foster interest inJewish literature and history. New andused books, including art and illustrat¬ed books from Spertus College, andspecial books for children and adultswill be available. The program willalso include children’s storytelling andpoetry reading.Bus service around the Hyde Parkarea will be provided. The first bus willleave K.A.M. Isaiah Israel Congrega¬tion, 1100 Hyde Park Boulevard, at 1p.m., and will stop at various points inthe neighborhood. For further informa¬tion, contact the office of the HydePark JCC, 256-4600, or Chicago SinaiCongregation, 288-1600. $20,000 to theatreThe Women’s Board has made agrant of $20,000 to the UniversityTheatre to help towards the purchaseof equipment and updating of the twotheatres.Frank Kinahan, associate professorof English and chairman of the board ofUniversity Theatre, said, “The grantallows us to buy equipment equivalentto the best in the off-Loop theatres.”The theatres, located on the first andthird floors of Reynolds Club, are usedfor student productions. Five shows arescheduled for winter quarter, producedby Concrete Gothic, The Other TheatreGroup, and Basic Theatre.Second City benefitThe Order of the C and the U of CClub of Metropolitan Chicago are spon¬soring the fifth annual Second CityTheatre Night march 4 at 7 p.m.The benefit performance will featurea new revue, and reservations are re¬quired. Cost is $18 for U of C Clubmembers, and $20 for non-members.For more inforamtion, call BartlettGym at 962-7684.CorrectionThe photo of Gidon Gottlieb on page 3of the 1/17/84 Maroon was by KenLove, courtesy of the Office of Univer¬sity News and Information, not by AraJelalian as credited.In last Tuesday’s issue of theMaroon, Katherine Bowie of CAUSEwas incorrectly quoted as saying thatCAUSE has “not collected money forpetition drives or political rallies.” Thequote should have read CAUSE has“not requested money (from SG) forpetition drives or political rallies.” TheMaroon regrets the error.YOUR ONE CHANCE TO WINDINNER FOR TWOat one of the following restaurantsTHE95TH GREEK ISLANDS HILLARY'SBINYON'SCHESTNUT STREET GRILLCHEZ PAULHOUSE OF HUNANMALLORY'SGREEK FISHERMAN CARSON'S THE PLACE FOR RIBSL'ESCARGOTTRADER VIC'S RESTAURANTT.J'SARNIE'S - MORTON'S STEAK HOUSE. BERGHOFF GARE ST. LAZAREHATSUHANADOS HERMANOSPRONTOMAMA DESTA'SRED SEA RESTAURANTwinning names will be drawn at thePAJAMA BRUNCHSunday. Jan. 22. 11:30 amIda Noyes HallIn order to be elidible, return the entry form *to Harper 284 before Friday. January 20,5:00 pm, or at the Pajama Brunch on Sunday.* check your Mailroom folderThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984—3U and 1C —but does Hyde Park?A letter-to-the-editor in this week’s Hyde Park Herald brings up a legitimatepoint we feel should be addressed: the possibility that the Maroon Express, theUniversity’s bus for students to the North Side, could adversely affect publictransportation in the community by diverting needed readers from the IC elec¬tric rail commuter line. Surely the IC does a sufficient job by itself of discourag¬ing riders without added help from the Maroon Express.We do not believe that the bus will divert riders from the IC. The IC has sever¬al inherent problems which should be addressed if rail transportation will con¬tinue throughout the Southeast Side, let alone in Hyde Park.The key problem with the IC, as well as other rail lines throughout the RTA, isits lack of integration with the CTA. For example, if one were to venture anexcursion to the area around Diversey and Clark, the northernmost stop of theMaroon Express, and use the IC, they would most likely be forced to pay at leastanother $0.90 for CTA fare to get there. If the Maroon Express did not exist,students would be more likely to pay $1 for CTA fare and transfer than to pay atleast $2.25 to ride the IC then the CTA.Problems with the IC exist outside of Hyde Park, though. Currently, the railline is considering discontinuing service at its 47th St. station. If this plan isfollowed through, and we hope it isn’t, the IC will be without stops between 27thSt. and 53rd St., an area with many potential IC riders.Under optimal conditions, students would use the area’s public transportationto get to their destinations. Yet, realizing the high costs of the IC, the irregulari¬ty of the CTA in late hours when students would return from their evening excur¬sions, not to mention the lack of IC service after 12:50 a m., we find no objectionsto a University service which enables students to pay less and go where theywant to go.LETTERSThe Kuviasungnerk of Our DiscontentTo the editor:Be honest, is this your idea of a goodtime?At the same time other wintry col¬lege campuses are having beach partyweekends, for which they might fill thefloors of the campus union with truck-loads of sand, listen to the Beach Boyswhile drinking beer cheerfully donatedby a local distributor— at the sametime other colleges may have bookedThe Police or ZZ Top to play a dancefollowing the conference championshipgame— the College of the University ofChicago proudly presents Kuviasung¬nerk, Jr.Although, a year later, no one yet hasany real idea what “Kuviasungnerk” isor means (rumor has it that the termwas coined by Kafka for his “In the Penal Colony,” but later stricken fromthe text by Nazi censors with weakstomachs), it is, in practice, a parodyof a winter festival.Now, an unabridged dictionary de¬fines “festival” as a celebrationmarked by special, observances, typi¬fied by conviviality, gaiety and cheer¬fulness. True, this week is marked byspecial observances. True, scarf-knit¬ting may be convivial, participants inart contests may be gay and firesidechats may be cheerful. But I doubt thatthat’s quite what Webster had inmind.And what about this "Kangeiko”thing? Battering your own body at 6:45in the morning. I won’t ask if you per¬sonally participate in that, but rather,do you have a friend who knows anyone participating in that? “But,” Dean Le¬vine might say, “/ not only participatein it, I lead it.” Sure. But Levine findsthis type of torture spiritually liberat¬ing. He has probably found God by hav¬ing a two-ton block of ice smashed onhis chest while sleeping atop a red-hotbed of nails at three a.m.Perhaps all of this is intended to be afestival for those committed to a “lifeof the mind.” If so, then those respons¬ible for Kuviasungnerk misjudge thestudent body. We are here not to lead alife of the mind (although it’s some¬times unavoidable), but merely to getthe kind of degrees that will get us thekind of jobs that will make us the kindof money we need to lead entire lives ofcelebration typified by conviviality,gaiety and cheerfulness. There is one event of the week dedi¬cated to this genuine student spirit: theparty at Ida Noyes. It is a dance featur¬ing the unforgettable Dialtones, le¬gends in their spare time (paralleled inthe music world only by the Barfar-farf). It is an occasion for drunkennessand debauchery to please even themost hardened Eskimo.Last year’s party was a good time,but it was only the beginning of festivi¬ties for me. On Saturday I attended thenow-defunct winter-theme film festi¬val. Whatever happened to it? Was itexcluded this year due to lack of inter¬est last year? The film festival could berevived and larger audiences drawnsimply if more pertinent programswere shown— like, for instance, amovie version of Steinbeck’s Winter ofOur Discontent. Besides, just becausethe crowds weren’t large for last year’sfestival doesn’t mean it wasn’t sue-Protests North Lounge inaccessibilityTo the editor:This campus is striking in its lack ofa student union, a common meetingplace for all students. This function isshared between Ida Noyes Hall andReynolds Club. As an active partici¬pant in student theatre, my main con¬cern must be Reynolds Club. The com¬mon areas of Reynolds Club areMorry’s Deli and Sweet Shops and theNorth Lounge. The seats in Morry’smust primarily serve Morry’s custom¬ers, leaving the North Lounge as amore general meeting or reading or re¬laxing area.It therefore saddens and concernsme greatly to find the North Lounge so often inaccessible to students. Severalweeks last quarter, I found the NorthLounge closed for entire days (at onepoint, it came to three days in oneweek) for the purpose of private recep¬tions. Sometimes, the Lounge wasclosed for an entire day so that it couldbe cleaned in the morning and keptclean until a reception in the evening.This leaves students, looking for a lessformal atmosphere than a library, withfew choices, especially when Morry’s isso crowded for lunch. I then realizedthat the University has every intentionof keeping the North Lounge locked allweekend. This is absurd. Perhaps I amonly serving my own interest, but the£**«*'■ of 'vuoxturwfr caj'^ T£,oAt£BY KEITH HORVATH longest, most tiring rehearsals takeplace during the weekends. With theupsurge of student theatre, it is possi¬ble to have two or three groups re¬hearsing in Reynolds Club in one day.Where are all of these people to go for afew-minute break, when all they wantis to sit back in a chair more comfort¬able than the plain wood of Morry’s?How much upkeep can be required justto keep a room open for the conven¬ience of some hard-working students?It is a very selfish attitude on the partof the administration to try to keep theNorth Lounge only for Mrs. Gray’s re¬ceptions. To look into the Lounge in themiddle of any week day is to realizethat it is well-used and well-loved byenough students to make its accessibili¬ty worthwhile. I ask that the Universityconsider keeping this beautiful andnecessary room open and accessible asoften as possible, especially during theweekends. Thank you.Caroline KeraStudent in the CollegeMember Concrete Gothic Theatre,Blackfriars, Basic Theatre Company BloodTo the editor:I would like to extend my sincerethanks to the students, staff, and facul¬ty of the University of Chicago whohave donated blood recently at theMedical Center Blood Bank. Your gen¬erosity means so much to the sick andinjured. You’ve saved the lives of leu¬kemia patients and those undergoingsurgery. Your blood donations have ledto successful liver transplants, the re¬pair of damaged hearts as well as pro¬viding nourishment for premature in¬fants.As medical science continues to pro¬gress so the need for blood grows stead¬ily. During January, National Volun¬teer Blood Donor Month, I commendthose who have shared their goodhealth with those who are less fortu¬nate and I urge you to continue thatlife-saving tradition that benefits usall.Gail BorchersBlood donor recruiterThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorCliff GrammichNews EditorMichael ElliottNews EditorSondra KruegerFeatures Editor Frank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBrian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorPumima DubeyAssistant Features Editor Chris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary Review EditorAssociate Editors: Kahane Corn, Hilary TillStaff: osemary Blinn, Phil Cafaro, Anthony Cashman, Maxwell Chi, Wally Dabrowski,Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Audrey Guzik, Don Haslam, Keith Horvath, Cathy LeTourneau,Jeff Makos, Leah Schlesinger, Nathan Schoppa, Geoff Sherry, Koyin Shih, Jim Thompson,Bob Travis, Michelle Ward.4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984VIEWPOINTLA emigre: My kind of chill,Chicago isBy Jeffrey SpitzIt doesn’t matter why I chose this ofall winters to swap Malibu for Lake Mi¬chigan. In the first place, people in L.A.said I was crazy to even consider themove. In the second, people here tellme I am crazy for going through withit. So don’t look for method in my mad¬ness. Clearly, I’m not well to beginwith.But here I am. Those warm weatherfriends said I would never make it fromthe plane to the terminal. They said tenminutes in the tundra and I’d beshipped home a stalagmite.Well, I’ve been here two weeks nowand I’m starting to get a little cocky.Hell, that god-awful wind-chill that ev¬eryone here cowers from, the Hulk whomy cabbie warned, “is gonna tear through yo’ clothes and spank yo’ asshard!” hasn’t even gotten a sneeze outof me.“Hey wiseguy,” you say, “swallowthree more months of this, then pop-off!”Ha! My dear “town of the skunk bythe river of the wild onion smell,” meetanother immigrant with big dreams:Someday, Ripley & Guiness, Barnum &Bailey and Bryant & Willard will allpay tribute to the nose that dared setthe record for most consecutive days ina 70 degree temperature drop without asneeze. The least you could do is en¬courage me.Instead, I stroll the city’s streets,raising my nose at the howling Hulkand perfect strangers ridicule me forcoming here. Nobody cares that I’m a schnozzological phenomenon. You peo¬ple! You hear L.A.; you thinkWARMTH. End of conversation. Youjust trudge away muttering...Well, I happen to like this town. As amatter of fact, I love it here and I havehad it up to my frozen histamine withpeople who tell you Chicago would be agreat place to live if it were in L.A. whoare they kidding? Don’t they knowabout Hay Fever? Hell, I sneeze all thetime in L.A.Besides, do you really want to seeGene and Roger with tans? + or Roykowith a toupee? — or all three with the“Beautiful People” in the HollywoodBowl, swaying and singing along to“My Town” by Frank Zappa?If that’s your idea of the Great MileHigh, then take the Big Taco and leave the real Frank and me to stick it out inthe Big Chill. So, he only sings thetown’s praises from out of town. I’ll bethe guy whose whole career assuresyou Chicagoans that your frosty dia¬mond by the lake is nothing to sneezeat.LETTERSMore busesDiscontentcessful. One movie, “The Lion inWinter,” profoundly moved all three ofus.Listen. I really have nothing againstKuviasungnerk. But if it is an Eskimoword meaning something like “thestate of feeling unhappy,” it doesn’tmuch pertain to third week of winterquarter at the University of Chicago,no matter how you look at it. As long asthere are professors here whose ideasof Kuviasungnerk include close analy¬sis of Lucretius’ De Rerum Natura orcoming to realize the beauty of thevalue for e, they’re not going to allowus to enjoy a festival of any kind, andthe Eskimos with their entire crypticlanguage are going to be left out in thecold.Dean Levine says he doesn’t like forpeople to look at winter quarter simplyas “something we have to get through.” He thinks we need new waysof looking at it. Along the same lines,I’d appreciate some new ways of look¬ing at tuition. In the meantime, I willcontinue looking at it simply as“something we have to pay.”At the bleakest time of year, Kuvia¬sungnerk is a fine and refreshing cul¬tural event, not unlike a prolonged tripTo the editor:In regard to the Jan. 10 diatribe byMr. Rick (‘I am not impressed’)Szesny: our campus hosts numeroustrivia quizzes these days, each vyingfor our attention, and I would like tosubmit the following addition forreaders who have followed recent dis¬putes between the Finance Committeechairman and student organizations.It’s a matching exam.1) The U of C is “a community with avigorous life, with religious, cultural, to the Field Museum. But if winterquarter is supposed to make us happy,let’s have a real festival.I doubt there is any college whichsponsors an essay contest in search ofthe true meaning of its “beach partyweekend.”Todd Flanderssocial and political opportunities andresponsibilities that extend beyond theclassrooms.”2) “Student groups request fundingfrom the Student Government FinanceCommittee in order to provide servicesor interesting diversions to the regis¬tered student.”Which item is from The Student Codeof the University and which fromChairman Rick? It was easy, wasn’tit?David Post To the editor:Ray Friedman was right to call forincreased service on the morning East-West shuttle bus. It is not only studentswho have in the past used the Shore-land bus — staff have also. The East-West bus is filled above the legal limitalready on the 8:00 and 8:15 runs. It isfilled at 8:30 a.m. The restrictions onthe Shoreland will worsen this situa¬tion.The solution is, as Friedman pointsout, to increase East-West runs. Labschool students, University students,and staff all rely on this useful bus. Isuggest an increased frequency be¬tween 8:00 and 8:30, every 10 minutes,and a ^-hour cycle until 9:30 or 10:00.This would help relieve dangerousovercrowding on the East-West and theShoreland buses.Paul Gronke‘A vigorous life?’ Sez who?The MAROON EXPRESSThe Loop and North Side just got closer. The MAROON EXPRESS, a weekend coach serviceprovides affordable, dependable, and comfortable transportation for University of Chicagostudents.Tickets for the MAROON EXPRESS can be purchased with a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyesinformation desk, Reynolds Club box office, or any Residence Hall front desk. A 14-ridecoupon booklet good for one academic quarter is available for $10; individual one-way ticketscost $1.25. Note: Each ticket is valid for ONE ride.TAKE THE MAROON EXPRESS AND CATCH...."El Norte" and "The Right Stuff” one block south of the Art Institute atthe Fine Arts Theatre..."Civic Ensemble Concert” at the Orchestra Hall Ballroom one blocksouth of the Art Institute-unreserved seating-call 435-6666 for moreinformation...What’s happening at the Water Tower Theatres-'Silkwood" and"Terms of Endearment.” Then, grab dinner at the "Golden Bear” andstreet life on Rush Street.Schedule for Maroon ExpressNorthbound SouthboundIda Noyes 6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pmShoreland 6:40 pm 8:40 pm 10:40 pmArt Institute 6:55 pm 8:55 pm -Water Tower Place 7:10 pm 9:10 pm -Grant Hospital 7:30 pm 9:30 pm -(Webster & Lincoln)Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 amGrant Hospital - - Midnight 2:00 am(Webster & Lincoln)Water Tower Place - - 12:15 am 2:15 am(I. Magnin)Art Institute - 10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 amShoreland - -Ida Noyes 8:30 pm 10:30 pm‘Drop-offs throughout Hvd« Park, including Shoreland and Ida NovesThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1904—5John Glenn ILLINOIS HLADQLARTF.RSSuite 230 • 228 N. LaSalle St.Chicago. Illinois 60001AC 312 368-8484President 84Join us in making our GOALby tackling cs &the NominationforJOHN GLENNCome to our Super Superbowl PartyM Sunday, January 223 pm. til 7:00 pm.at226 N. LaSalleSuite 230$10.00 Donation at DoorDeer b Munchies \ Meeting of studentsin All Divisionsof The collegeinterested in thePROGRAM IN THEARTS AND SCIENCES BASICTO HUMAN BIOLOGYAND MEDICINE(ASHUM)FRIDAY, JANUARY 27,198411:30 AMHARPER 284“Believe in the Future, Again.’’' Merrill Lynch Capital Marketsinvites Seniors interested inFinancial Analystpositions inInvestment Bankingto attend an informational meetingto be heldMonday, January 23,198412:00 NoonReynolds Club 201Our Firm will be interviewing on campusTuesday, February 14,1984.Candidates are encouraged to submit resumesin advance to Deborah Lipsettat Career and Placement Services.6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984Bernardincontinued from page oneto be informed by political andweapons experts, Biblical texts, andtheir own moral principles.”Others, however, contended that theletter lacked logical consistency. JohnYoder pointed out that though the lettercalled use of nuclear arms morally im¬permissible, it justified holding nuclearstockpiles as necessary for deterrenceuntil the stockpiles could be eliminat¬ed. ‘‘How do you use threat to force dis¬armament,” he asked, “when you can¬not morally carry out that threat?” ButJohn Coleman, professor at the Jesuittheological school at Berkeley, praisedthe letter for transcending this appar¬ent contradiction and realizing “thatthe two (concepts of pacifism and justwar) are interrelated.”At the conclusion, Ruth Adams, edi¬tor of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scien¬tists, said that she “found the afternooninteresting, but not helpful.” Thoughshe also praised the letter’s intent, say¬ing “the initiative of the bishops in pre¬paring this letter was a most signifi¬cant event in keeping this issue aliveand fresh in the public mind,” Adamssuggested that further talks on arms control would not improve the situa¬tion. “Arms control has only succeededin perpetuating and inspiring the armsrace,” she said, “It is a technologicalfix and it won’t work.” “Poles can’tmake changes in Poland; people inCentral America can’t make changesin Central America; that’s the problemyou’re going to have to solve before youwill have arms control,” Adams con¬cluded.Cold causes damageWind-chill readings of 70 below overwinter break caused an estimated$145,000 in damage to University build¬ings.The greatest damage was caused inthe Shoreland by sprinkler heads whichfroze and then became activated.Twenty-five apartments were affect¬ed, and seventeen students had to bemoved out.Offices in Young, a lab in Zoology,and the lobby of Mitchell Hospital werealso damaged when water pipes frozeand burst.Akos Kiss, physical plant superin¬tendent, said that protective measuresare being taken to prevent future prob¬lems.HITHER AND YONClasses resumed Jan. 3 atWashington State University, butprofessors looked at a lot of emptyseats because of poor road conditions.Snoqualmie Pass, through which themajor east-west highway in the stateruns, was closed Jan. 2 and themorning of Jan. 3. The universityadministration was suggesting thatstudents be allowed to make up anywork they missed because of travelproblems.* * *A University of Pennsylvaniafreshman gulped down 151 raw clamsin six minutes to win an annualclam-eating contest sponsored by O’hara’s Fish House. The purpose ofthe contest was to raise money tosend area children to a local theatre.The winner, Andy Baltensperger, said“I’m only doing it because it’s forcharity. I hate raw clams.”The contest time had been reducedfrom the ten minutes of previousyears because of the number of peoplewho vomited. One contest coordinatorsaid, “It was too sloppy.”One judge who was returning for hissecond contest said, “Two years ago,the contest was fun + except for thepeople who didn’t know the rules andate the shells. That was really toobad.” Physics Teaching Center planNew building design citedHolabird & Root, a Chicago architec¬tural firm, has received a citation forits design of the Physics TeachingCenter at the U of C. The award waspresented in the 31st Annual P/AAwards program, sponsored by Pro¬gressive Architecture magazine.A skylighted spine serves as thefocus for this latest addition to the U ofC’s Physics Department. Running thewhole length of the new building, it also bridges a street to connect with otherbuildings. The new building will formthe northeastern corner of the newScience Quadrangle at 57th St. andEllis Ave.The jurors for the awards programwere most impressed with the internal“street” and its relation to the rest ofthe building. Said one juror, “The cir¬culation system — its singular impor¬tant invention — is the building, andbeautifully done.”Grand Opening!WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25MORRY’S DELI in Hutchinson Commonsintroduces authenticUrnour ciiLbiiTteiENJOY DINING ON CHINA, SERVEDBY NATIVE-COSTUMED WAITRESSESA UNIQUE DINING EXPERIENCE, TO BEAVAILABLE AT AN AMAZINGLYLOW PRICE MONDAY THRU SATURDAYFROM 5 TO 9:30 P.M.Join us duringSAVOR THE UNIQUETHAI CUISINE ASPRESENTED BY OUR NATIVECHEF, CHAVALIT PUANGSOMBAT.YOU’LL DELIGHT IN THE SATAY,MEE KROB, GREEN CURRY BEEFAND MUCH, MUCH MORE!our Grand Opening Week! OUR MENU CHANGESWEEKLY, ALWAYS OFFERING3 APPETIZERS, SOUP, YOURCHOICE OF ENTREE WITH WHITEAND THAI RICE, DESSERTAND TEA OR COFFEE AT AFIXED PRICE THAT INCLUDESTAXES AND GRATUITIES!The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1964—7Kuviasungnerk boomingKuviasungnerk is booming as atten¬dance at the winter festival events hasincreased 3, 4, and 5 times over lastyear, according to Jean Treese, coor¬dinator, who is “thrilled at the turn¬out.”Festivities began at 6:45 a.m. Mon¬day morning as over 170 participantsinitiated the first day of Kangeikotraining. Tuesday, 150 braved the in¬tense physical program. Over 100 stu¬dents walked from Woodward Court tothe Point on Wednesday. However,Thursday it was back into the FieldHouse for 125 participants who contin¬ued the rigorous program — one whichseemed to test the theory of survival ofthe fittest.The Faculty Fireside Series enter¬tained 30 Monday when professor D.Nicholas Rudall and Dr. Rory Childersspoke and 25 on Tuesday when profes¬sors Kenneth Northcott and PatrickBillingsley spoke. Over 50 attendedWednesday’s readings by professorsWendy O’Flaherty and Jerrold Sadock.Today the lectures continue as EllenHarris, assistant professor in the De¬partment of Music, discusses “Schu¬ bert’s Winterprise,” at 4 p.m. in theIda Noyes Library.Registration for Kuviasungnerksporting events has been going well,according to Treese. “We have 9 malebroomball teams and 7 coed teams en¬tered in the automobile push, capturethe flag and tug-of-war contests,” shesaid.Today is the deadline for art, liter-KuviasungnerkIf you are eager for the limelightyour chance may come this afternoon.Channel 5 News will air two clips fromthis afternoon’s Kuviasungnerk IIWinter Olympics on the 6 p.m. new¬scast, and will also broadcast the au¬tomobile-pull live at 6:15 p.m.Among the afternoon activities to re¬ceive coverage, according to Sonia Ja¬cobson, Adviser in the College, is thebroomball match at the WoodlawnAve. end of the Midway ice rink at 3p.m. Also, the station will show Ellen ary, and scarf-knitting contests. All en¬tries are due in Harper 269 by 2 p.m. Asof yesterday, Treese reported 60 en¬trants in the knitting contest, 8 in theart contest, and none in the literarycontest. But, as Treese said, “peoplealways write papers on the night be¬fore they are due.”Unfortunately, skiing and snowshoe-ing events had to be cancelled becauseof lack of interest. However, otherevents will go on as follows:televisedHarris’s talk, which takes place at 4p.m. as part of the Faculty FiresideSeries.The live auto-pull segment will occurin front of Ida Noyes.Schedules and pairings for broom¬ball and all the other activities areposted on Jacobson’s office door inHarper 264. Each team must provide areferee, and when the teams come tocheck their schedules at the office theyshould pick up the refereeing scheduleas well. Friday, Jan. 203-5 p.m. Broomball7-9 p.m. Automobile push/pullSaturday, Jan. 21All day Snowman building/snow sculpturing9 a.m. - 4 p.m. BroomballNoon - 2 p.m. Capture-the-Flag1 -4 p.m. Speed Skating3 p.m. Judging of Snow Sculptures4 - 6 p.m. Tug-of-WarNEWS IN BRIEF PHOTO BY JOEL GEFFINMayor Harold Washington joined State Sen. Richard Newhouse and RabbiArnold Jacob Wolf at a service commemorating the life of Martin LutherKing, Jr. The service, held in Rockefeller Chapel Tuesday, was sponsored bylocal grade schools.Hospital offers EKGsHyde Park Community Hospital is of¬fering free EKGs each Monday in Jan¬uary. The free screening is provided inthe hospital’s PromptCare EmergencyCenter, 5800 S. Stony Island Ave. Formore information, call 643-9200, ext.330.Pottery demonstrationArtisans 21, the cooperatively-rungallery in Harper Court, is having aseries of free pottery demonstrations.The demonstrations are from noon to4 p.m. Jan. 21 will be Dorri Ellis work¬ing on the potter’s wheel, and Jan. 28will feature Nan Freund working on thewheel and inviting visitors to havesome “hands-on” experience with theclay.Hadassah meetingWednesday’s monthly meeting of theNeurit Group of Hadassah in HydePark will feature Carol Solomon’s slide8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January presentation on the work of Jewishsculptors in the United States andabroad. The meeting will be at 7:30p.m. All interested women are invitedto attend. For location and further in¬formation, call 461-7602.Women’s music festA women’s Music Fest will takeplace Sunday at Chicago Temple at2:30 p.m. The afternoon will featuresongs by and about women. All are in¬vited, and free childcare will be provid¬ed. A donation of $3-$10 is requested.Chicago Temple is at Clark andWashington. The afternoon is spon¬sored by the No Limits Project — rais¬ing money for women’s liberation ac¬tivities.Tennis workshopThe Hyde Park Racquet Club willpresent its first annual tennis workshopfor beginning to intermediate playersSunday at 6 p.m. The fee is $5 and par¬ticipants should come dressed in athlet¬ic attire. The club is located at 1301 E.47th St. For more information, call JoeWhite, 548-1300., 1984 College financial aid dropsFinancial aid available for collegestudents, after two decades of growth,has dropped $2 billion in the last twoyears, the College Board said Sunday.Allowing for inflation, the value of stu¬dent aid has dropped 21 percent in the1980s. the board said in a study fundedby the Ford Foundation.The report traced most of the declineto the 1981 decision by the Reagan Ad¬ministration and Congress to phase outSocial Security benefits for college stu¬dents, restrictions on eligibility forGuaranteed Student Loans (GSL) anda drop in the use of veterans’ benefits.In 1981, Congress made studentsfrom families with incomes of morethan $30,000 show need for loans. TheGSL program still provides loans of upto $2,500 to 2.7 million students, and 2.5million students get Basic EducationalOpportunity Grants (BEOG’ds) averaging almost $1,000 each.Student aid increased more than fivetimes faster than college expendituresin the last two decades,-and also out¬paced enrollment growth. Aid hasdropped from a high of $18 billion in1981-82 to an estimated $16.1 billion inthe current academic year.The University’s 1983 UnitedWay/Crusade of Mercy campaign hasexceeded its goal of $100,000.More than $115,000 has been plegedfrom 1,353 contributors. The Chicago-area campaign collected a record$75,427,000, a nine percent increaseover last year.The United Way/Crusade of Mercy isthe largest fund-raising drive in Chica¬go, distributing funds to 368 agencies.NEWS ANALYSISI Vs no holy war, HaroldBy Cliff GrammichIf anyone doubted Larry Bloom’sstrategy for winning the state’s attor¬ney’s office, they received full confir¬mation of it Sunday: Bloom will allyhimself with Harold Washington as themayor tries to portray his power strug¬gle with Edward Vrdolyak not as one of“black versus white,” but as one of“good versus evil.”Presumably, this would mean Wash¬ington would try to persuade morewhite voters to join the black voterswho want the mayor’s brand of reform.This strategy, however, may bedoomed to failure.First, it is hard to believe that themayor’s struggle with Vrdolyak is not“black versus white,” no matter who’son the side of “good.” It is even moredifficult to believe that Washington canexpect the city’s white voters not to seea racial power struggle, especially inlight of the massive black supportWashington received in gaining themayor’s office and the resulting CityCouncil battle which has been po¬larized along racial lines.The mayor’s apparent bid to per¬suade white voters that the struggle is“good versus evil” also seems like alongshot. While the mayor and hisallies call for no compromise in theirstruggle, they seem to forget that all ofthe aldermen in the opposition blocwere elected by their own constituentswho are apparently satisifed with therepresentation they were getting.Vrdolyak himself received a betterthan 2-to-l margin of victory in his re-election last year. He defeated MiriamBalanoff, who had the support of mostmedia, Washington, and even RichardDaley. It’s doubtful that those voters who re-elected Vrdolyak, or electedany other member of the majoritybloc, will be easily convinced they’rebacking “evil” in government.Even on the level of the state’s attor¬ney’s race, it’s not clear that the mayorcan dictate who’s on the side of “good”or “evil.” Although current circum¬stances may make them appear allied,Daley has not been close with Vrdo¬lyak.In committemen races, Daley is en¬dorsing three candidates — two ofwhom are “independent” and commit¬ted to Vrdolyak’s ouster. Daley hasalso enjoyed past support from otherindependents, presumably “good” inthe mayor’s eyes, such as Dawn ClarkNetsch, Martin Oberman, and JoanneAlter. While Oberman may switch toBloom in this fight, the state’s attorneystill avoids easy categorization in theWashington-Vrdolyak fight.Ironically, Bloom could be hurt moreby the mayor’s efforts than Washing¬ton himself.The worst possible scenario thatcould occur for Washington is onewhich has Vrdolyak-backed candidatessweep the primaries and sees, Vrdo¬lyak gain easy re-election as countyparty chairman. If this happens, Wash¬ington will still have his favorite whip¬ping-boy to unite his black base.Bloom, though, even if he upsetsDaley, would probably be faced with ahostile white electorate in his uphillfight against Richard Brzeczek. 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And on themove. The MoneyNetwork card makesbanking easier thanever before. Andgetting one throughHyde Park Bank iseasy.* Just stop by ourMain Bank and ask for anapplication. You’ve got nothing tolose. And you’ve got short lines,long hours and now convenientHyde Park locations to gain.The MoneyNetwork card.A measurableimprovementin banking.HYDE PARK BANKAND TRUST COMPANY1525 EAST 53rd STREETCH1CACO, ILLINOIS 60615(312) 752-4600 Member FDIC10 The Chicago Maroon Friday, January 20,1984Iby Bruce King1. Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel WhiteLines (Don't Don't Do It)"White Lines” is quite simply the bestsingle of the year. Grandmaster Flash haspreviously brought us such instant rapclassics as "Grandmaster Flash On WheelsOf Steel,” "The Message,” and "New YorkNew York,” but "White Lines” — with itsunexpected and crunching beat — not onlysurpasses Master G’s previous work, butpoints to new directions and potentials forrap. Although "White Lines” is anothersong with a "meaning,” it avoids the melo¬dramatic moralism which almost derailed“New York New York.” The powerful“Don’t Do It” message of "White Lines”emerges from its portrayal of those get¬ting rich from the sale of cocaine, ratherthan from a moral on the dangers of drugabuse. Once again, Grandmaster Flashproves that a social conscience and a dan-ceable beat can make for an inspiring andprovocative combination. Only one ques¬tion: is anyone out there listening?2. Culture Club Kissing To Be Clever andColour By NumbersThe leering unease with which radio ini¬tially greeted Boy George has given wayto an apologetic enthusiasm. An endlessstream of "is he or isn’t he” jokes still ac¬company any mention of Boy George, butas long as Culture Club continues to crankout the top ten hits, radio manages to dealwith its obvious displeasure over BoyGeorge’s gender by trivializing the issue.With Kissing To Be Clever and Colour ByNumbers, Culture Club have proven them¬selves to be the pop band of the Eighties —a band with enough soul to put an endlessstream of Spandau Ballets, Paul Youngs,Nick Heywards, and Wham, U.K.s toshame. My own preference is for the laterColour By Numbers; while both albumsdeal with the emotional violence which re¬sults from the association of gender andpower, Colour By Numbers manages to gobeyond simple considerations of BoyGeorge. From the rock ’n roll beat of“Church Of The Poison Mind” to a lush bal¬lad like "Black Money,” Culture Club isconsistently a band of unmatched emotion¬al and musical versatility — the Beatles ofthe Eighties.3. Various Artists and Various Singles1983 was a banner year for pop singles.The following are most immediately mem¬orable:1. “Little Red Corvette” — Prince. Isthat a GM in your pocket or. . .2. "Young Guns Go For It” — Wham!U.K. Too bad the rest of the albumstinks.3. "Work For Love” — Ministry. Not forthe minimum wage.4. "2000 Miles’” — Pretenders. Sappy,sentimental, and wonderful.5. "No More Scotter Rides In The Ceme¬tery” — Robert Seidler. Mod melancho¬lia.6. "Electric Avenue” — Eddy Grant. Thesong of the summer.7. "Long Hot Summer” — Style Council.The ineffable Paul Weller strikesagain.8. "Don’t Box Me In” — Stewart Cope¬land and Stanard Ridgeway. Seenumber four.9. "Swear” — Tim Scott. Echoes of ABC(before ABC moved on to cock-rock).10."The Beach” — New Order. Electro¬beat surrender.4. Eurythmics Sweet Dreams (Are MadeOf This)Annie Lennox’s powerful visual pre¬sence propelled two immensely popularvideos and spawned innumerable andro¬gynous imitators, but unlike most of theirMTV counterparts, Eurythmics never of¬fered visual spectacle as compensation ordisguise for a lack of musical content. Al¬though slightly erratic, Sweef Dreams ... isan album of considerable activity and oc¬casional inspiration. From the perfect andinfectious beat of the title track to thetransformed girl group style of "Love Is AStranger” to the soulful flair of "Wrap ItUp,” Sweet Dreams ... is indicative of1983’s resurgent pop scene — music whichrelies upon artful reformulation of tradi¬tional pop styles in modern contexts.While the brooding and keyboard-domi¬ nated remainder of the album is only mo¬derately successful, Eurythmics loudlypoint to the possibilities of the pop musicof 1984. The singles from the new album,Touch, already promise great sounds tocome.5. X More Fun In The New WorldMore fun on your turntable from X, anL.A. quartet which improves with each suc¬cessive album. Filled with the same franticguitar work and inter-twining vocalswhich characterized their first threealbums, More Fun. . . also boasts an unex¬pected warmth and humour. The BlackFlag fans may accuse X of having sold out,more likely they’ve simply understoodand transcended the limitations of punk. Ina year dominated by dance music, X offerstheir own tribute with "True Love” — asong which manages to rehash innumera¬ble ancient dance songs and still soundnew. X is too good to simply write about:go out and buy your own copy.6. Fun Boy Three WaitingMarijuana growers, unemployed autoworkers, IRA terrorists, expatriated vic¬tims of colonialism, and child molesters arebut a partial list of the characters found onFun Boy Three’s Waiting. Often soundinglike a demented Sgt. Pepper, FB3 servesup an unusual combination of political de¬spair, mockingly upbeat rhythms, and un¬predictable arrangements. Although theyemerged from the disbanded Specials, FunBoy Three has expanded upon the originalska sound both by de-emphasizing organand horns and by experimenting with avariety of tempos. Like Madness, Fun BoyThree has opted for a thoroughly uncate-gorizable sound comprised, in part, of tin¬kling pianos, occasional trombones, func¬tional percussion, and clever vocalarrangements. For those of you who re¬member "Our Lips Are Sealed” as a ratherinoffensively cheery Go-Go’s number, FunBoy Three’s rendition will be a revelation.The danceable beat remains, but TerryHall gives the lyrics a suddenly sinister de¬ livery, perfectly complemented by the om¬inous string bass which dominates the ar¬rangement. Even better is "The More I See(The Less I Believe),” a song which intelli¬gently deals with political terrorism andthe anger of political impotence — all to ahaunting, carnival-like arrangement.Waiting is an unlikely and unexpectedalbum — engaging, challenging, and evendanceable. The bad news: after a brieftour of the U.S., Fun Boy Three broke up.7. Malcolm McLaren Duck RockThere is something so disreputable andunpleasant about Malcolm McLaren thatI’m almost ashamed to recommend thisalbum. The man who packaged and ex¬ploited the Sex Pistols has gone on toplunder a variety of ethnic rhythms by in¬discriminately re-contextualizing them inan eminently trendy package (somethinglike the words in this sentence). It’s allvery calculated, fairly crass, and quitecommercial (but if you’re looking for ART,go dig out your old Eno records). Still, lateat night, when I’m sure that no one else islistening, Duck Rock is the album of prefer¬ence; and it’s off to sleep with visions ofBuffalo Gals. But I’m not too anxious forthis man to succeed — the less said, thebetter.8. Talking Heads Speaking In Tongues andTom Tom Club Close To The BoneSpeaking In Tongues is a problematicalbum. Its two best tracks are also its twoleast characteristic. "Burning Down TheHouse” is reminiscent in spirit, if not con¬tent, of the wonderfully inventive RemainIn Light, while "This Must Be The Place(Naive Melody)” hearkens back to theemotional complexities and ironies of theHeads’ early work. The remaining seventracks present Talking Heads at their fun¬kiest, but also at their most repetitive.Speaking In Tongues is very slick and verywell produced, but it’s not quite the Talk¬ing Heads album I was expecting. My realreason for including Talking Heads on thisyear's list is for an amazing concert tour.Cover from International edition of Time, Oct. 24, 1983; fun people for a fun decade. Part theatre and part retrospective, theHeads brought the party to the masseswith a series of brilliantly conceived andexecuted performances.Tom Tom Club deserve a spot on the listall to themselves, but in the interest ofspace, they must share the number 8 slot.Comprised of two Talking Heads plus as¬sorted friends, Tom Tom Club offers sea¬mless and tropically tinged dance musicfor the temporarily untroubled. "Pleasureof Love” is just that, while "Foxy World”is as sly and rhythmic a feminist parableas one could hope to find. With each listen¬ing, Close To The Bone grows more endear¬ing; after a while, even the lyrics begin tomake sense.9. Thompson Twins Side KicksMy favorite aggressively stylish danceband hit the big time with Side Kicks, analbum which strikes an admirable balancebetween trendy excess and musical merit.While the lyrical content ranges from theinspirationally silly ("Judy Blue Eyes”) tothe simply silly ("We Are Detective”), therhythms are always danceable, the ar¬rangements are always clever, and themood is never too serious. ThompsonTwins, who are more than twins and notnamed Thompson, are simply too pretty,too happy, and too danceable to dislike.And no one listens to the words anyway.10. Yaz You And Me BothLike Thompson Twins, Yaz is an exampleof modern dance music at its best, butwhile Thompson Twins succeed with a com¬bination of exotic and electronic instru¬mentation, Yaz combines simple melodieswith strong vocals to achieve a similarlydanceable effect. Whether on an unusualballad like "No Body’s Diary" or on a puredance number like "State Farm,” the in¬terplay of keyboards, electronic percus¬sion, and surprisingly powerful vocals isboth haunting and propulsive. Unlike mosttechnopop albums, You And Me Both re¬mains in the memory long after the danceis over. The bad news: after two albums,the two members of Yaz have gone theirseparate ways.11. REM MurmurAfter being temporarily eclipsed bysynthesizers and drum machines, electricguitars made a popular comeback in 1983with bands like Big Country, The Alarm,and U2. My own reactionary favorite wasREM, a Georgia band with a sound occa¬sionally reminiscent of the Byrds (or anyother of those thankfully forgotten 60’sbands), but a sound distinctive and uniqueenough to survive charges of revivalism.Although REM lacks the surface bombastof a Big Country, their songs are infusedwith a subdued and steadily mounting in¬tensity. Despite the general incomprehen¬sibility of their lyrics, songs like "RadioFree Europe” or "Sitting Still” boast anappealing vigor and subtle menace whichlifts REM above their guitar ladencomrades — a band with a future.12. Honorable MentionsRickie Lee Jones, Madness, John Hiatt,Rolling Stones (!), Davie Bowie, GaryMyrick, Human League, Neil Young. . .13.Three of the worst (Unlucky Number13)1. Lionel Richie — After "Still” and"Truly,” two of the most confoundinglydull singles ever — both patterned on theKenny Rogers lyrical model of l’m-such-a-pig-but-you-love-me-anyway-and-that’s-why-love-is-a-glorious-thing — Lionel Ri¬chie released the execrable "All NightLong (Al! Night),” a song which manages totrivialize an entire spectrum of pop musicstyles. Unlike Stevie Wonder’s "MasterBlaster (Jammin’)” — from which "AllNight Long” is derived — Richie’s "inter¬nationalism” is little more than calculatedand manipulative commercialism.2. Adam Ant — Strip — Adam has shednot only his pirate costumes, tom toms, andwar paint, but also his pride on this paeanto the objectified woman. Following themodel of Duran Duran, Adam Ant seems toenvision a teeming audience of pubescentteeny-boppers ready to cream their jeansover his come-hither lines. One can onlyhope the little girls won’t understand.3. Chicago radio — If the signal fromWHPK Is weak, you had best listen to re¬cords. Despite new promotional slogans,absolutely nc sign of new music life existson commercial Chicago radio.AN INOEP0JOENT PRODUCTIONS RLM n ancxaton wtn AMEHCAN PLtfHOUSE a NORTE"sMr^BZAOESlVVVGUTeWZiKJOAMOVlLAlPANOO sownplay by GREGORY NAVA andANNA THOMAS produced by ANNA THOMAS drected by GREGORY NAMACwv* Qnepom /<£ island aliveWORLD PREMIERE ENGAGEMENTReduced validated parking 4 hrs /$3 30Auditorium Garage Congress W ot MichFINE ARTS418 S. MICHIGAN AVE. 939-37007The University of ChicagoDepartment of MusicTHENEWBERRY'^'nd'l'P-2 CONSORTWENDY GILLESPIE • DAVID HART • MARY SPRINGFELS • PAUL ELLIOTTvielles • lutes • harp • wind instruments • tenorTHE CHANSON REPERTOIRE OF 15TH CENTURY FRANCETHURSDAY • JANUARY 26,1984 • 8:00 P.M.MANDEL HALL • 57th STREET 8i UNIVERSITY AVENUE$9 (student with ID, $5)tickets at Department ot Music Concert Office, Goodspeed Hall, Room 310,5845 South Ellis Avenue, 60637 (962-8068) • mail orders accepted ‘ Sim THE HUHSeminary Coop Bookstore5757 S. IT \\\\\\\\\\WWWIL4-7/SHABBATAFTERNOONDISCUSSIONSREFORM JUDAISM-RETURN TO TRADITION?JANUARY Zl, 1984 at 500-Hillei House- 571S SVvboblawn SKI THE MIDWAY WITHTHE OUTING CLUBThe Outing Club will be holding its2nd cross country ski seminar onSaturday, January 21stSeven Dollars for the seminar will coverinstruction and outing clubmembership with skis available atno extra chargeFor more informationCall:Steve Dalton 684-3378anytimeEllen Lark 962-9613Days Starting Time ofThe Seminarwill be at11:00 ammore sessionswill be addedbydemandLife on a low budgetnever tasted better.Junk food can rot your brain The smartway to eat is at Ida's cafe, where youcan enjoy a delicious, healthy meal atstudent-budget pricesida's cafe(formerly the frog and peach)Ida Noyes hall, first floorbarbequed chickenVa lb. hamburgerhot dogcheesecakecarrot cakespinach/cheddar soupfettucine alfredofettucine w/meat saucemilkshakecappucinochicken salad sand,bacon, lettuce, tomato $2.50$2.00904$1.05504$1.25/cup$2.00/bowl$2.85$3.25$1.05$1.25$1.75$1752—FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL20 21 22 23 24 25 26 —Ii ARTArchitecture in Silver: Eleven Tea andCoffee Services by twelve artists/ar¬chitects. Do they work? Are theyheavy? Is their price part of thestatement? The “Statement?”, goodquestion. If you see this show andstill can’t figure out the text/sub¬text tensions I recommend: Thepanel discussion entitled “Objectsand References.” The discussion willbe held Sunday January 22 at 4 inthe gallery. Panelists will include ar¬chitects Tom Beeby, MargeretMcCtirry, Stanley Tigerman andJohn Vinci, and art historian LindaSeidel. Open to the public and FREE.Renaissance Society, fourth floorCobb. Tue thru Sat 10-4, Sun 12-5.-JHInaugural Exhibition: The School of theArt Institute will open its new Supe¬rior Street Gallery today. Dan Zaitz,Susan Kay Johnson and Sigrid Caseywill exhibit their works in this spacethru February 11. Opening receptiontoday 6-8. Regular hours- Tue thruSat, 10-5.Teenage Lust and Tulsa: Photographicportfolios by Larry Clark opens Sat¬urday from 6 to 9. TULSA centers on“drug-use, sex, violence, and ultima¬tely death." While Teenage Lust con¬tinues these themes ten years later.Randolph Street Gallery, 756 N Mil¬waukee. Thru Feb 25.Len Jenshel The mirrors in gildedframes, inlaid hardwood floors, “an¬tique” statuary, and ornate furnish¬ings contained within the high-ceilinged mansion rooms shown inthese 30 color photos are matched,photographically, by a saturatedsentimentality. The mansions’ empti¬ness and disuse implies the death ofthe social values they signify, butthis is only an appearance: the val¬ues live on in the fawning represen¬tations. Advanced regression. ThurFeb 26 at the Art Institute, Michiganat Adams. Mon-Wed, Fri,10:30-4:30; Thur, 10:30-8; Sat, 10-5;Sun 12-5. 443-3500. Admission dis¬cretionary except Thur, free. —DMTops These 85 drawings by architectsof transformations of the tops of Chi¬cago buildings tend toward the jest,and a few are accessible enough tobe fun. Thru Jan 29 at the Art Insti¬tute; other info above.Dynamic Visions: Contemporary Artfrom Israel. Work by nine. OpensMon Jan 16 at the Cultural Center,78 E Washington. Thru Mar 3: Mon-Thur, 9-7; Fri, 9-6; Sat, 9-5.346-3278. Free.Jacquelyn Schneider: Jazz Paintings atThe Center Gallery, 225 W Huron.642-9588. Free.Susan Chertkow New Paintings. Openstonight, 5-8, at James Varchmin Gal¬lery, 620 N Michigan. Thru Feb 21.642-4266. Free.Jasper Johns These prints, mostly donein the early sixties, represent Johnsin one of his most cerebral and fruit¬ful periods. Images which in hispaintings are often unfortunatelystatic become vibrant and elusivethrough lithography. Featured inthis exhibit are the prints in hisseries, “Painting With Two Balls,”which are outstanding as an explo¬ration of the expressive potential oftexture in abstract lithography.Also of interest are his 1960 Flaglithographs, which are much less re¬presentational and more insightfulthan the Flag paintings which madehim a famous and wealthy man. Ofthis exhibit, one would only withthat it were larger. At the Art Insti¬tute, through February 10. — SB Maureen Gallagher and Ingrid Blekys in Hedda Q ablerJapanese Art Recent acquisitions, in arather poorly organized display, atthe Art Institute. This exhibit fails togive a context or cross-section ofJapanese Art; it seems a rather hap¬hazard selection and arrangement.Worthwhile in the exhibit is certainwork which breaks free of the tradi¬tional stylistic rigidity of Japaneseart, i.e. the prints of Hashimoto,Munakata, and Umetaro. All theshow’s pieces are characterized bygreat technical proficiency. At theArt Institute through February 5.—SBBelgian Avant-Garde The work of Bel¬gian symbolist artists, notably Fer¬nand Khnopff, at the Smart Gallery.Through February 26.Artists’ Call is a national organizationof artists, writers, and performersopposed to U.S. intervention in Cen¬tral America and the Caribbean. Ex¬hibitions in honor of InternationalDay of Solidarity with El SalvadorJanuary 22, 1984 will be held intwenty spaces in Chicago. Events willinclude exhibitions, performances,poetry readings, films, videotapes,and forums. ARTISTS’ CALL is spon¬soring the events in Chicago as wellas New York City, Los Angeles, Al¬buquerque, Atlanta, Boston, Hous¬ton, Philadelphia, San Francisco,Seattle, and Washington, D.C. Ineach city, North American and LatinAmerican artists will show together.All artworks will be donated forsale and all proceeds from Chicagowill benefit MEDICAL AID FOR ELSALVADOR. Contact person: SusanWheeler 443-3700.Following is a schedule ofevents:A.R.C. Gallery, 6 W. Hub¬bard, Exhibition, Jan. 6-28,266-7607.Artemisia Gallery, 9 W. Hub¬bard, Exhibition, Jan. 6-28,751-2016.Artists’ Bookworks, 1422W. Irving Park, Exhibition,Jan. 9-Feb. 10, 549-5324.Roy Boyd Gallery, 215 W.Superior, Exhibition, Jan.13-31, 642-1606.Ruiz Belvis Cultural Center,1632 Milwaukee, Exhib¬ition, Jan. 17-Feb. 10,235-3988.Casa Aztlan, 1831 S. Racine,Exhibition, Jan. 14-Feb. 4,666-5508.Center for New Television,11 E. Hubbard, Evening ofVideo, Jan. 21, 565-1787.Chicago Filmmakers, 6 W.Hubbard, Exhibition, Films,TBA, 329-0854.Dart Gallery, 212 W. Superi¬or, Exhibition, Jan. 13-Feb.7, 787-6366Marianne Deson Gallery,340 W. Huron, Exhibition,Jan. 21-Feb. 10, 787-0005.F r u m k i n-S t r u v e Gallery,309 W. Superior, Exhibition,Jan. 13-28 . 787-0563 J«nnif*r Franklin as Ruth in Table MannersGuild Bookstore. 2456 N.Lincoln, Exhibition, poetryreadings, Jan. 14-31,525-3667.Kalpulli, 4155 W. 26th. Ex¬hibition, Jan. 13-Feb. 11,542-6944 after 6pm.N.A.M.E. Gallery, 9 W. Hub¬bard, Symposium, Jan. 19,7:30 pm, 467-6550.Puerto Rican CulturalCenter, 1671 N. Claremont,Exhibition, Jan. 20-Feb. 19,342-8023.Randolph Street Gallery,756 N. Milwaukee, Perfor¬mances, Fri., Jan. 20, 8 pm,666-7737.Rhona Hoffman Gallery, 215W. Superior, Exhibition, Jan.13-28, 951-8828School of the Art Institute ofChicago, Columbus & Jack-son, Exhibition, Jan. 20-27,443-3700.Beacon Street Gallery—HullHouse, 4520 N. Beacon St.,Exhibition, Jan. 22-Feb. 24,561-3500Donations can be sent to.ARTISTS' CALL C/O CISPES3411 W. DiverseyChicago. III.60647 MUSICMartti Talvela: The biggest Finnish bassof them all, and one of this genera¬tion's premier low male voices, willpresent a program of Russian, Ger¬man, and Italian songs and arias, in¬cluding the Mussorgsky Songs andDances of Death. An experiencedfarmer as welt as a great singer,Talvela is rumored to sing to histractors in the off season, althoughthis is hardly likely to affect his in¬terpretation of King Philip's mono¬logue Ella giammai m'amo fromVerdi's Don Carlo. His performanceof Rachmaninoff’s Harvest of Sor¬row is certain to display a specialpoignance. Auditorium Theatre, 70 ECongress, 922-2110. Wed Jan 25 at8. 517 5044. —MKWinterrelse: As part of this year's Ku-viasungnerk festivities, Ellen Harriswill sing songs from Schubert’s grea¬test cycle, Winter Journey. Walkin’in a winter wonderland will neverquite be the same after experienc¬ing some of Schubert’s most power¬ful music. Brush up on your weltsch-merz and enjoy the complimentaryhot cider Ida Noyes Hall, Fri Jan 20at 4. —MKChicago Chamber Orchestra Arriveearly for a free concert featuringGrey City Journal 20 Jan 84Staff: Pat Finegan, Joel Ginsberg, Jonathan Katz, Jae-Ha Kim, BruceKing, Lorraine Kenny, Michael Kotze, Madeline Levin, Rainer Mack, Jef¬frey Makos, Nadine McGann, Vince Michael, David Miller. Dennis Miser,John Probes, Dan Sakura, Cassandra Smithies, David Sullivan, BobTravis, Gregory Walters, Ken WissokerProduction: Abigail Asher, Rainer Mack, Brian MulliganAssociate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan the works of Albinoni, Holmbioe,Hayden, and Shuberl. Sun Jan 22 at3 in the Preston Bradley Hall of theChicago Public Library CulturalCenter, 78 E Washington St. Free.Chicago Monteverdi Singers Old peopleseem to like this sort of thing: a con¬cert of Elizabethan Lute Songs andMadrigals. Jan 20 at 8 at the Churchof our Saviour, 530 W FullertonPkwy. $5; 53 students. 524-117.Nina Hagen The heiress to one-half theice-cream fortune appears on WedJan 25 at Park West. 511.50.Early Music The next concert in theEarly Music at Mandel Series willfeature the Newberry Consort. Per¬formers include Mary Springels,Wendy Gillespie, and David Hartplaying vielles, lute, harp and windinstruments; and tenor Paul Elliott.The program will examine the 15thcentury chanson from Dufay to Agri¬cola. 59; UC students, 55. Tickets andinformation available at the Depart¬ment of Music Concert Office, Good-speed Hail 310, 962-8068 The con¬cert is on Thursday, January 26th at8:00 p.m. in Mandel Hall.Folk Festival The University of ChicagoFolklore Society is once again staginga folk music extravaganza to warmour dreary weary winter souls.SCHEDULE OF CONCERTS:Friday, January 27, at 8:15 p.m.Christian Tabernacle Concert ChoirJohn McGreevy, Joe Shannon, Liz Car-rollCathy FinkLotus Dickey, Dillon Bustin, LindaEmeryEritageJessie Mae HemphillSaturday, January 28, at 3:15 p.m.SabiaMama Yance & Erwin HeiferRalph Stanley & the Clinch MountainBoysRobin KessingerLotus Dickey, Dillon Bustin, LindaEmerySaturday, January 28, at 8:15 p.m. 1SabiaEritageBud HuntRobin KessingerJessie Mae HemphillLouis KillenSunday, January 29, at 7:30 p.m.Mama Yancey and Erwin Heifer jJohn McGreevy, Joe Shannon, Liz Car- jrollRalph Stanley & the Clinch MountainBoys JBud HuntThe Friends of the GamelanLouis KillenAll concerts will be held in MandelHall, 57th Street and University Ave¬nue. All other events will be held inIda Noyes Hall, 1212 East 59th Street,from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturdayand 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Sunday. Formore information call 962-7300.THEATERTable Manners (written by Alan Ayck¬bourn, directed by Andy Probst) Anot-so-c lassie wit-spree from theBritish Neil Simon. (Reviewed in thisissue.) Concrete Gothic, First Floor,Reynolds Club. Jan 20-22 at 8PM.Tickets are 53 with a UCID and 54without.Hedda Gabler (written by Henrik Ibsen,directed by Susan Dafoe) CourtTheatre's third production of theseason is a new adaptation by Artis¬tic Director Nicholas Rudall. CourtTheatre 5535 S Ellis. Wed-Sat at 8;Sun at 2:30 and 7:30. Thru 5 Feb. Formore information call 753-4472.Candida George Bernard Shaw’s clas¬sic wit-spree on marriage and sexroles, will run Jan 23 thru Feb 19 atthe Goodman Theatre, under the di¬rection of Munson Hicks. Low pricedpreviews start Fri, Jan 13. GoodmanTheatre, 200 S Columbus, 443-3800Wed and Thurs at 7:30; Fri, Sat andSun at 8; matinees, Thurs at 2, Sunat 2:30Kabuki Medea (directed by Shozo Sato)A kabuki adaptation of Euripides'Greek drama. Kabuki, our press re¬lease tells us, “deals with styliza¬tion and exaggeration to enhancethe sense of reality and truth and toaccent beauty and dramatic impactwhile utilizing harmony in contrast, jthe essence of Japanese aesthetics.”Wisdom Bridge Theatre 1559 WHoward. Wed-Fri at 8: Sat at 6 and9:30; Sun at 3 and 7:30 . 743-6441Through 29 Jan.Our Town (written by Thorton Wilder,directed by Ralph Lane) A nice playby an ex-Hyde Parker. SteppenwolfTheatre Company 2851 N Halsted.Tue-Fri at 8; Sat at 6 and 9:30; Sunat 3 and 7, 472-4141.8utler County (written by Dean Corrin,Directed by Sandy Shinner) ButlerCounty received the coveted SergalDrama Prize from Court Theater,and has had readings at both theGoodman Theater and Pearlers The.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1984—3AtV.V'i Vi •** V*<-t u /> j<< . v.mPEPPER ADDSby Phil CafaroFilms on jazz being as rare as they are,Tuesday’s program at the Parkway, “AnEvening of Great Jazz on Film,” was an ex¬ceptional treat. Three hour-long featureswere shown, of which Art Pepper: NotesFrom a Jazz Survivor was by far thebest.Alto-saxist Pepper's life followed theoattern set by too many jazzmen and im¬mortalized in the film Young Man With aHorn. Handsome and talented, he rose tostardom in the '50’s playing with thegreat, the near great and the less thangreat, and living the high life in clubs andbars on both coasts. Then drugs and boozetook over and Art hit the skids. In the late50 s he served the first of several lengthyprison terms for possession and armedrobbery, and he spent the next fifteenyears shooting, detoxing or in prison.There were long musicless stretches and noalbums. Finally, around 1975, he cieanedup, married again and began to tour, workhis chops back and record.In its essentials it is a simple story, andthe film is good because it tells the storysimply. Most of Notes is shot in perfor¬mance on the West Coast or in Pepper’shouse, and Art and his wife do all the talk¬ing. Left to themselves, they tell his storyhumorously and pointedly. In one hour, weget to know Art, his life and, most impor¬tantly, his music. The Director refrainsfrom the barrage of souvenir shots typical of music star documentaries; his infre¬quent splices into the past are always tothe point and never overdone, as when heillustrates Art’s sad reminiscences on hisphysical deterioration with two stills, onefrom the early 50’s, the second from thelate 60’s. One, two, the point is taken andwe move on.Three themes recur repeatedly in Notes.First is the need to experience and explorelife. “I want to experience everything, doit all...“says Art, and later, looking backat his youth, “I always wanted to be thedaredevil, the one who did the most.’’ Thesecond is the need to communicate,through words and music. He details failedmarriages, children whom he nas not seenin twenty years. But, “when I finish mysolo and the guys sort of nod their headslike, yeah, we heard it, man! that's thebest.” And Art’s ballads are the perfor-mance highlights of the film, especially theone written for his daughter. She cannotstand him and they haven’t spoken inyears, but we can hear the pain and thelove he has for her. It's not a happy end¬ing, but it is communication.Of course, the major theme is the rise,decline and rise of Art Pepper, his ownlife. The story is told in music, in words,and in the lines and scars on Art’s face. It istold as well as it can be, and it is not over¬told. Why did Art Pepper put himselfthrough hell for fifteen years, almost de¬stroying himself? Is it because his mother,fifteen when Art was born, told him shetried but couldn’t have him aborted? Be- SPICE TOcause he grew up in an East L.A. slum? Be¬cause a good-looking woman at a partytold him she could make him feel like agod? Because he wanted to “experienceeverything, do the most...”? The film pres¬ents all these possibilities but it, like Arthimself, cannot draw the final conclusion.And beyond his life, there is his music.Listening to the title track of his lastalbum, Art Pepper says, “It took 55 yearsto do that.” That says it as well as wordscan.Taimadge Farlow was as dull and diffusea film as Notes was exciting and to theooint. Guitarist Tal Farlow enjoyed a me¬teoric rise to the top of the oolls in the mid'50’s. Then in '58 or '59, he dropped out ofthe mainstream (t.e. no more trips toN.Y.C.), bought a house on the water incentral New Jersey, and settled down to alife of fishing, cutting records and playingsupper clubs within a 30-minute walk ofhis home.The film matched Farlow’s relaxed, un¬hurried personality to a tee but, like himand like his music, it couldn’t hold my inter¬est. Farlow's slow, halting explanations ofwhy he left the clubs, his career, so on,were as dull as the alternating shots ofgulls over the ocean.The only saving moments in the filmwere given by the music. Soft, sweet andrhythmically uncompelling, Farlow’s gui¬tar was beautiful without fire. Two setswith ace pianist Tommy Flanagan and bas¬sist Red Mitchell showed the limitations ofhis music. Rehearsing for a rare concert date, the three ran through relaxed ver¬sions of “Fascinating Rhythm” and otherstandards, listening to each other and deli¬cately building melodies. At the concert it¬self, Tal was nervous and tentative, therhythm section went for a heavier swing tomake up for it, and the unhurried beautyof the guitar got lost. Tal Farlow is a niceguy, but he should have stayed in New Jer¬sey, the director should have stayed wher¬ever he was and I should have gone forpopcorn.Luckily, the last film, Jackie McLean onMars, was a lot of fun as McLean, anaging, engaging hipster, and one of theall-time great altoists. related his trialsand tribulations as a jazz star, whose faultthey were and the directions he followedin his life and career to stay straight aridsane.Mars ta'keo about many of the samethings as Notes, i.e. narcotics, prison, per¬forming and the jazz “scene,” but in a ran¬dom manner It dealt at greatest lengthwith the music scene: radio, clubs, recordscompanies, etc. For anyone who thoughtthe entertainment media existed to putout a worthwhile product or to help artistscreate art, Jackie set them straight. I hadheard it all before. Still, truth is truth andMcLean is such a humorous dude that any¬thing he talks about is funny. There wasn’tnearly enough playing, but what therewas (excerpts from old Blue Note dates, ashort from the jazz movie The Connection,shots of McLean practicing) was phenome¬nal. And all three films went out with a songCALENDARcontinued from p. 3ater Series at the Victory GardensVictory Gardens Mainstage at 2257N Lincoln Ave. Premieres Jan 25 at8. Thru March 4. $8-$13.Death Of A Salesman, (written by Ar¬thur Miller, directed by MichaelRudman) Thl3 amazing play is aliveand well with the very much aliveDustin Hoffman as Willy. I can’timagine missing this play. Black-stone Theater 60 E Balbo. Curtaintimes vary, for more informationcall 977-1700. $15-32. -JHFILMThe Lacemaker (Claude Goretta, 1977)is one of the most haunting lovestories of recent years. It concernsan affair between a Sorbonne un¬dergraduate and a young beautyparlor assistant. They meet in a de¬ serted Normandy resort, but uponreturning to Paris they discover thattheir love affair is too fragile to holdup under the weight of class and in¬tellectual distinctions. “The Lace¬maker pinpoints the glib way inwhich people regard one anotherwithout making efforts to bridge thechasms. This is beautiful, rewardingfilmmaking.” — William Wolf, Cue.Fri. Jan. 20 at 7:15 4 9:30 pm. Inter-natinal House. $2 — BTTrading Places (John Landis, 1983)John Landis is under indictment forVic Morrow’s death during TwilightZone’s filming. He’s going to need avery expensive Hollywood lawyerto get off this one. Good thing he hadthis summertime hit. Eddie Murphy(America’s new comedy star) andDan Ackroyd (America’s new come¬dy has-been) star in this Prince-and-the-Pauper switcheroo which resultsin cash, Jamie Lee Curtis, and morecash. Featuring Don Ameche, whosegrandson hung out with my high-school rock band. Fri, Jan. 20 at 7, 9, and 11; Sun, Jan 22 at 2:00 pm.$2.50. DOC. Cobb Hall. — JMBlue Thunder (John Badham, 1983)Look in the sky! It’s no bird! It’s noPlane! It’s the latest In crypto-fascistsurveillance and offensive/defen¬sive weaponry — and it's patrollingthe friendly skies of Los Angeles!Roy Schieder wants to use it forpeaceful purposes, like spying onbeautiful gymnasts. Malcolm Mac-Dowell wants to use it to wipe outeveryone without steely-blue eyesand sandy hair — no man of peacehe. John Badham (director of War-Games) uses it to create a high-inten-sity paranoid thriller which featuresgreat performances by everyonefrom Warren Oats to Candy Clark.Sat, Jan 21 at 6:45, 9, and 11:15.$2.50. DOC. Cobb Hall. - MKThe Marquise of O (Eric Rohmer, 1976)Rohmer presents a delicate, disarm¬ingly simple story set in 18th centu¬ry Italy. A young widow is savedfrom rape by a Russian soldier dur¬ing the Franco-Prussian war, yet finds herself pregnant some monthslater, and doesn't understand how.Rohmer provides a beautiful 18thcentury flavor, bringing a warmenglightened tone to the movie’slow-key charm. Sun, Jan 22 at 8:00.DOC. $2. Cobb Hall - JMDante’s Inferno (Ken Russell, 1967)Russell does the life of Dante Ga¬briel Rosetti, with his usual bizarre-but-deft hand. Oliver Reed againplays a Russell hero, as he plays aRosetti obsessed with art, illusion,and Judith Paris, who plays his wife.An early Russell effort from his daysas a TV director, Dante’s Infernoshould not be confused with theSpencer Tracy/Claire Trevor film ofthe same name from the 30s. Thatone featured a young RitaHayworth, who deserved to be In aKen Russell film of her own. Mon,Jan 23 at 8:00. DOC. $2. Cobb Hall —JMNorth By Northwest (Alfred Hitchcock,1959) Pre-revisionist Hitchcock, asCary Grant gets strayed, JamesMason gets nasty, and Eva MarieSaint gets the symbolic train' ride ofher life in this wildly improbablysuspense comedy-romance. Watchfor a pre-Barbara Bain Martin Lan¬dau as an amoral henchman; hisshiny black shoes set the standardfor screen psychopath footwear foryears to come! LSF, Saturday 7 and9:45, $2.50, Sunday at 8:30, $2.00.- MKThe Shop Around the Corner (Ernest Lu-bitsch, 1940) Pre-revisionist JamesStewart in a just-gosh-darn charm¬ing comedy-romance set in Buda¬pest. Budapest? LSF, Wednesday8:30, $2.00. - MKJezebel (William Wyler, 1938) Post¬revisionist, pre-Civil War BetteDavis action-drama, with the DivineMiss D scheming up a storm, whileHenry Fonda and George Brent lookon it horrified fascination. Not incolor, but what do you want, GoneWith the Wind? LSF Thursday 8:30$2.00 - MKLa Balance graphically illustrates po¬lice methodology in the modernFrench State. The film's theme seemsto resolve itself as the inevitabilityof some sort of weird balance be¬tween the establishment and thecriminal element. This strange “bal¬ance” stems from the film’s definiteconfusion as to what is criminal.Possibly the confusion on this pointis deliberate, but I doubt it. The blur¬ring of the line is too awkward, andsociety's on-the-scene arbiters, thetough if occasionally foppish policelieutenant Paiuzzi and his gang ofinsouciant thugs, cleverly identifythemselves as non-criminals only bythe organization and sanctionedv purpose behind their actions. In¬deed, Paluzzi’s typical operating procedure is continuous and grin-ningly self-righteous illegal harass¬ment interspersed with episodic andbeautifully choreographed vio¬lence.Frankly, I was more impressed bythe almost balletically precisepounding, stomping,, and smashingof Paiuzzi and company than bywhatever thematic message the vio¬lence was meant to convey. Still, Isuppose the message would beclearer if I shared the whole Frenchcultural thing. Specifically, in Francela balance refers to that nasty in¬teraction between ganglandsquealers, the baddies they informon, and the pressures the police arewont to use to make them inform. Ohno, I’ve given away the plot. Any¬way, the informers maintain the bal¬ance between the cops and the rob¬bers. Balanced or not the violence inLa Balance was heroic and brimmingwith audience appeal. My personalfavorite, and probably the mostmemorable bit of cinematic gore,was the climactic confrontation be¬tween Dede, our hero, the batteredand badgered Vietnam vet turnedpetty criminal and pimp/informer,and that arch fiend and chef, thenever quite sinister, sartoriallysplendid, Massina. Despite his suits,Massina is overwhelmed as he comesto kill the traitorously loquaciousDede. Sequencially, the camera fo¬cuses on the gun held in Massina’smouth, on Dede's finger tighteningon the trigger, and on the white por¬celain wall of a Turkish bathroomsuddenly spattered with innards, atruly powerful scene.Violence, however, is not the onlymemorable aspect of this film. Par¬ticularly noteworthy is the sensitive,intelligent, and convincing acting ofNini, Dede’s live in lover and prosti¬tute (the two together is a statutoryno-no in France). Ultimately both hissavior and his downfall, Nini’s in¬teraction with Dede gives her a plat¬form from which to display her tal¬ents. Although a hardenedmovie-goer, I empathized mightilywith this poor prostitute trying des¬perately to maintain a meaningfulexistence with her lover. Togetherthey grasp and cherish their mo¬ments, precious and unlikely in theface of their destructive lifestyleand the vicissitudes visited on themby a Paiuzzi in need of an informer.Certainly, La Balance is cohesive andsignificant when viewed as the storyof a couple balancing their loveagainst the impositions of a hostileworld. Overall, La Balance is an en¬joyable film, and an interesting ifunintentional comment on policedomeverywhere. Biograph Theatre, Ful¬lerton and N. 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Write to:Rubin Fisher,Assistant Director,College and Professional Recruiting,Department 31, The Travelers Companies,One Tower Square, Hartford,CT 06115.ThelravelersjAn Equal Opportunity Employer6 FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1384-THE GREr CiTr JUUHNAL"THE FLESHTONES SAVED ME FROM A UFE OF BOREDOM"To the Grey City Editors;If you decide to print this little ditty,please give me a call. If you decide not toprint it then f k you.Sincerely,R. ForsterAll right you bastards, let’s get some¬thing straight between us from the verybeginning here. I’m sick and tired of yourwhining and complaining every weekendlike a broken record: “Oh God, here it isthe weekend and I’m stuck here in HydePark with nothing to do and I can’t go any¬where because it’s cold outside and whatabout the threat of nuclear holocaust somaybe I’ll just sit here all night and drinkwhatever beer there happens to be in therefrigerator and try to forget that I evenexist.” And I know what I’m talking aboutbecause I’m a reformed do-nothing-complainer myself who finally saw thelight when I moved out of Hyde Park. ThenI realized that there is a whole world ofpathetic apathetic people out there dig¬ging themselves into little individual pitsof rationalized boredom. It scared meenough that I decided to mend my evilways. But coming back to Hyde Park fromtime to time it’s instantly obvious to methat there are many of you there whohaven’t done the same.So I’m going to propose a solution to allof you still marching blindly into the Val¬ley of the Shadow of Mediocrity. This isthe weekend you all can redeem your¬selves and prove yourselves worthy of theelitism for which this University is world-renowned. This is the weekend you canlearn the true meaning of the term “Super-Rock” and can put this knowledge to workin becoming a new and better person — tobecome a member ot America’s ConcernedYouth. This is the weekend you can learn what it’s like to be young and to have thepower to change the while world. This isthe weekend you’ll have the chance to re¬member what it’s like to have fun again.This is the weekend you can learn to faceevery day with dignity...and it won’t costyou a thing.By now you’ve probably already fig¬ured out that I’m talking about the FLESH-TONES SUPER-ROCK EXTRAVAGANZAthat will be exploding tonight in IdaNoyes’s dingy gymnasium. You’re proba¬bly asking yourselves how a New Yorkgarage-rock band that has been on theedge of stardom for quite a few years nowcan possibly change your lives. Well, in¬stead of asking yourselves, you should allbe asking me, since I was the one whomade this incredible claim in the firstplace. And if you did ask me, I’d probablytake you all up to my room and put a Flesh-tones record on so you can hear for your¬self; but since this is just a newspaper ar¬ticle you’ll have to settle for sentences.But I’ll tell you what. I’ll give you a testi¬monial based on my own personal experi¬ence with the Fleshtones.A few years ago I had never heard ofthe Fleshtones. If I had heard any of theirrecords back then I probably would haveconcluded that they were really just abunch of amateurs who didn’t even knowhow to play their instruments all that well./ could almost play guitar as well as theirguitarist, and nobody had ever asked meto make any records. Sad to say, I was anunwitting victim of the self-perpetuatingpropaganda of the Corporate Heads andCritics of Rockandroll, and evil organiza¬tion of music “professionals” whose aim isto control the hearts and minds and espe¬cially the pocketbooks of kids all over theworld who don’t know any better than tolisten when they are being told what is right to like and dislike in the music theylisten to. I never had any idea that rock¬androll was once about being different orthinking for yourself or having passion. Ithought that it was supposed to be sort ofaural anaesthesia that was there to helpyou forget how much you were going tohate working eight hours a day at thenearby Seven-Eleven store when you grewup. Then I was shipped off to the Universi¬ty of Chicagq because someone said that Ihad talent, and if I worked hard enough Icould be spending my eight hours a day atHarris Bank instead of Seven-Eleven.Thrillsville.But deep down there was this urge in meto start doing things that I believed in in¬stead of letting everyone else tell me whatto do and what to think. I thought that Iwas crazy until I found out that I wasn’tthe only person in the world who felt thatway. There were people who resisted theinsidious tentacles of the Corporate Headsand Critics of Rockandroll to make musicthat they cared about and believed in.There were people who cared about theother people who paid to see them andworked hard to help everyone have agood time. There were people who weretrying to make rockandroll real again.There were the Fleshtones.Scoff if you will, but I submit myself asan example of the healing powers of theFleshtones, and if you do scoff then there’sprobably no hope for you anyway. But ifyou’re wondering if the “Super-Rock”could possibly do the same for you that itdid for me, then get out there and see theFLESHTONES and start living life insteadof sitting around thinking about it all thetime. And if I hear any more complainingout of you any more, I’ll lock you in yourroom and force you to listen to Air Supplyfor a few hours. That’d teach you.TABLE MANNERS NEED IMPROVEMENTby Todd BrickedConcrete Gothic Theater’s first producti¬on of 1984, “Table Manners”, by AlanAyckbourn, opened Friday night in theReynolds Club first floor theater. This isConcrete Gothic’s second attempt at mod¬ern British comedy and it features two ex¬cellent performances by Lisa Morrow, asSarah, and Jenifer Franklin, as Ruth. Therest of the cast runs from competent to me¬diocre; they aren’t skilled enough to makethe play as funny as it has the potential tobe.Table Manners is about the shenanigansthat ensue when three middle-class thirty-ish siblings, Reg, Annie, and Ruth, andtheir husbands and wives, end up in thecountry house of their ailing mother for aJuly weekend.Reg is an unambitious, untroubled, solidfellow who likes to build wooden gliderswith his children. His wife Sarah is over¬bearing, domineering, critical, overly con¬cerned with appearance and cleanliness,and is so excitable about things beingdone in “the proper way” that she be¬comes practically hysterical whenever sheattends a family get-together.When Sarah discovers that Reg’s sisterAnnie was planning a weekend fling withReg’s sister Ruth’s husband, Norman, shebullies Annie into cancelling her plans. Shealso lets Reg and Tom, the oafish local doc¬tor whom she is trying to pair off withAnnie, know about the affair with Nor¬man. The result of this is that all six char¬acters, none of whom like each other, endup cooped up in the house for the weekend,where they quarrel and insult each otherto substantial comic effect.Sarah is the central character in theKevin Irlen as Norman? play. She dominates most of the othercharacters. She ceaslessly orders her hus¬band around; she insinuates herself inAnnie’S private affairs, and she tries todictate the mood of the entire gathering atthe house. As Sarah, Lisa Morrow is excel¬lent. Her comic timing is superb. She usesthe entire stage area with grace and dex¬terity. Morrow is a pleasure to watch; hertongue is sharp, but she is funny andcharming as well. She dominates the pro¬ceedings whenver she is on stage.I would have liked, though, more human¬ity in Morrow’s characterization of Sarah.Morrow is obviously skilled at playing mu¬sical-comedy stereotypes, as she proved inBye Bye Birdie last year, but aside fromher part as the deranged Charlotte Cordayin Marat Sade, this is her first dramaticrole at UC. I was looking forward to seeingthis talented actress play someone with aheart, someone who has moments of re¬gret and confusion. Unfortunately, this isnot the right play. Sarah is a very res¬trained version of some of the dour, domi¬neering types Morrow has played inBlackfriars shows. This is not to say thatMorrow is her old wisecracking self here.She isn’t. But Sarah as a character is pri¬marily nervous, aggressive, and obstre¬perous.Table Manners provides only oneglimpse of Morrow’s deeper potential. Inthe final scene of the play, Sarah becomesstrangely quiet and vulnerable becauseshe has fallen into the hands of Norman,who is catering to her weak side in his ef¬forts to seduce her. Norman plays the un¬derstanding sympathetic friend to Sarah’sburdened, lonely half. And finally Morrowstops projecting her face and personalityout onto the audience so that we have achance to look into it, to see a subtler kindof emotional expression.As Ruth, Reg’s sister and Norman’s wife,Jenifer Franklin is the other strong point inthe show. Ruth is a singleminded businesswoman who treats her husband like an in¬fant and puts her business affairs aboveall else, including basic human warmth.Franklin’s name has been bandied about incampus theater circles as that of an excel¬lent actress, and I can say now that thoserumors are true. Franklin is totally self-as¬sured on stage; she inhabits her role com¬pletely, and she uses pauses with an ex¬pert eye to their effect on the audience.Franklin plays her role less freneticallythan Morrow does. Part of this has to dowith Ruth’s charater; Ruth has more pa¬tience and equilibrium than the rest of thefamily. Summoned to the house in an os¬tensible emergency, she sits herself downto breakfast in the midst of the chaos,calmly pours tea into her cereal (she isblind without her glasses) and starts eat¬ing. Her patience is obviously the onlything that allows her to stay with Norman,who chatters incessantly and inanelythroughout much of the play. But Franklinas an actress obviously has the confidenceto face an audeince without any help from other characters. She takes her time to sayher piece, as real people do. When sheroars with laughter upon learning thatNorman was planning to run away withAnnie, she throws her head back andlaughs broadly, in full view of the audi¬ence. This stands in marked contrast to thehead-down posture Annie and Reg adoptwhen they have to laugh or cry. My onlycomplaint was that Franklin may be a littletoo blase. She seems to be downplayingher own importance in the play.The most disappointing characters onstage, Annie and Reg, might be substan¬tially better if the director, Andy Probst,had worked harder to rid them of somebad habits and basic acting problems.They also seem to have been typecast,which is especially a problem in the case ofAnnie, played by Janet Swisher.Annie as a character can’t compete withher aggressive, dominating sister. BothRuth and Sarah are impeccably turned out,confident women. They make mince-meatof their husbands. Annie, in contrast, isstooped, frumpy, and unaggressive withmen. But Annie’s awkwardness begins tolook suspiciously like Swisher’s problemswith confronting an audience. Swisher hasa tendency to hide behind her hair and tolook down at the floor too frequently. Shealso keeps her hands on her thighs most ofthe time. The reason for this becomes clearwhen she tries to use her hands to gesture.Her motions are vague and jerky. Theydon’t seem internally generated; she lookslike she's taking direction. Swisher alsohas trouble looking at the audience. Shehas trouble holding her own in the theaterspace; the audience seems to be dominat¬ing her, instead of vice versa.Bill Florida, as Reg, does better thanSwisher. Florida has an easier time keep¬ing his head high in front of an audience.He smiles easily; he laughs readily. But heshares some of Swisher’s problems withrelaxation and movement. When he cameonstage in the opening scene he wouldn’tremove his hands from his pockets formore than a few seconds at a time. And theway he holds his arms akimbo is distract¬ing. He also walks high on his toes, whichenhances his youthfulness. This isn’t anasset here. Florida isn’t believable as athirty year old. Better make-up wouldhave helped.He reads his lines with basic competence,but his ability to change intonation andspeed to mirror his emotions is limited. Iliked him in a way though. He succeeds inmaking Reg pleasant and likable. It's justtoo bad that he can’t make Reg as full acharacter as Ayckbourn intended him tobe.Kevin Irlen, as Norman, the flippant,boyish, would-be playboy, is a more ac¬complished actor than Swisher and Flori¬da. Irlen has a certain cuteness, but he istoo bizarre, playful, and youthful to makeNorman convincing as the man who mar¬ried Ruth and seduced Annie. It’s hard toimagine either of these women finding Norman enticing.Irlen has a tendency (as he did in Wardenof the Tomb) to read effeminately onstage. He gets a softness in his speech andit heightens his staginess. Irlen alsodoesn’t seem to have the comic sensibilityto play a character with this many laughlines. He tries very hard, and he succeedsin being amusing, but it seems like hedoesn’t quite tap into what makes Normanreally hilarious as a character.The quiet hero of the play is John Scaife,as Tom. Tom is the local veterinarianwhose primary interest in life is repairingdamaged animals. He is the simplest ofsimpletons. He is positively boneheadedwhen it comes to understanding the mostbasic social signals. And he himself admitsthat he is so dense that he forgets thepunch lines of jokes halfway through tell¬ing them.I am told that other productions havetreated Tom as a big, bumbling man. Thedirector here makes a different and veryeffective choice. He opts for a Tom who isdumb and shy, a retiring man who swal¬lows the ends of his sentences and hesi¬tates awkwardly in doorways when hesenses that he isn’t welcome. Scaife is al¬most too quiet at times, but he obviouslyunderstands who Tom is and he gets themost laughts with the least, effort of any¬one in the show. Scaife's Tom doesn't try tobe funny. He is just so unwittingly densethat people laugh at him.A few remarks on technical matters: Con¬crete Gothic continues to provide bettertechnical back-up for its shows than Black¬friars does, but it still isn’t trying hardenough to provide much more than thebasics. The set for Table Manners is an oldVictorian house which is “in bad need ofredecorating”, according to the director. Ifind it difficult to believe that the oldwoman and her husband would have occu¬pied the house for decades, blind to thefact that they owned three different stylesof dining room furniture. Concrete Gothicmakes liberal use ot furniture from IdaNoyes, and it is becoming all too obviouswith each successive show. Also, there isn’tone wall hanging in the entire dining room.It’s just too naked. And I have to ask whyihe windows — nicely built as they are —look more art deco than Victorian. Asusual, the set designer has opted for thesimplest molding possible for the flats. It’stoo plain for the period. I don’t thinkmoney is lacking here. It’s imaginationwhich is in short supply.The lighting for the show borders on theillogical. Why is it pitch dark outside thewindows at 6:00 p.m. on an evening inJuly, or for that matter at 9:00 a.m.? Thereason is that no one has bothered to paintbacking flats for the windows. The lightingchanges for the overall room lights are soconservative that they do little to convinceus that different scenes take place at dif¬ferent times of the day. On the whole, Con¬crete Gothic can do better.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1984—7THE WELTANSCHAUUNG OF A FAT MANby Michael KotzeWhat are we to make of Alfred Hitch¬cock? The popular impression of himmakes him out to be a genial fellow withan almost pathological penchant for themacabre, yet also well supplied with animpish, if ghoulish, sense of humor. He wascalled the master of suspense, but the sus¬pense was always leavened with an ironicwit. His drawling, droll manner of speak¬ing, his ubiquituos walk-on film appear¬ances, the pear-shaped profile (was itunder copyright?),all these give us a han¬dle on Hitchcock; his public persona was aneccentric one, but certainly an amiable oneas well. People like Hitchcock: the burst ofapplause and laughter that runs throughan audience when he monentarily appearson the screen does not rise simply out ofthe pleasure of recognition. There is a realwarmth and affection in it. A rather un¬likely reaction to a physically unprepos¬sessing man who made a career out ofshowing us one murder after another.Another picture of Hitchcock has latelybeen revealed. In this version, he is madeout to be a pathetic figure who took out hisphysical and personal shortcomingsthrough a career of sublimated mayhem.Here we have Hitchcock playing out his un¬attainable sexual fantasies in his films: along line of beautiful blond icon-likewomen, including Grace Kelly, Kim Novak, Tippi Hedren, and Doris Day (Doris Day?)become fodder for Hitchcock’s suppressedlibido. How does this fit in with that otherHitchcock persona? Where is our pleasant,accomplished storyteller who gave usGrand Guignol with a wink? Where is theironic English gentleman?So what are we to make of Alfred Hitch¬cock? If we will only accept the first scen¬ario, we have him as the master of sus¬pense, a masterfully manipulativecraftsman, and a great popular enter¬tainer. But if we accept even a small grainof truth in the second scenario, we mustconsider his films as personal statements,expressions of the inner man; here weenter the realm of (watch out!) art. Per¬haps many are unwilling or unable to ac¬cept Hitchcock as a serious artist becausethe popular impression of him that theyfind so appealing is just too strong, andthey are too fond of it to give it up. Themoment we start looking at Hitchcock asan artist with a personal voice, we have tolook behind the smiling exterior, possiblyface some unpleasant truths within.I was unwilling to do this. My view ofHitchcock was always of a master show¬man with a remarkable talent for deli¬ciously entertaining suspense. I ignoredfilms like Psycho', for me, the quintessen¬tial Hitchcock film was North by North¬west, full of thrills, humor, and wonderful¬ ly improbable situations. As I watchedCary Grant being strafed by a cropduster,or hanging on for his life to one of thegiant stone faces of Mount Rushmore, Isimply sat back, enjoyed, and didn’t worrymyself with anything else. This, I thought,was what Hitchcock was all about. Itwasn’t until later that I changed mymind.The film that changed my mind was Ver¬tigo. It was totally unlike any other Hitch¬cock films I had seen; all the normal ele¬ments were there: big Hollywood stars(here, James Stewart and Kim Novak),murders, deception, mistaken identity,dangerous romantic attachments, justabout everything in fact, that I had cometo expect from a Hitchcock film. All the fa¬miliar elements were there, but they didnot function to create novel and entertain¬ing situations; instead they served to pushthe protagonist to the brink of madness.By the end of the screening, I was con¬vinced that I had seen a Hitchcock that Ihad never seen before.The story builds slowly, more slowlythan any other Hitchcock film I have seen.James Stewart plays John Ferguson, a po¬lice dectective whose fear of heights leadsto the death of another officer during arooftop chase. Troubled by feelings ofguilt and responsibility, he quits the policeforce, and is later hired as a private inves¬tigator by an old college friend, whosewife Madeline (Kim Novak) is seeminglypossessed by the spirit of a long-deadwoman, whose house and grave she visitsin a trance-like state. Stewart’s subse¬quent involvement with Madeline, andlater with the shop-girl Judy (also playedby Novak), becomes a harrowing drama ofbetrayal and obsession, with hope andescape continually being held out until allhope is cruelly extinguished in the film'sshattering finale, in which the Marxist dic¬tum is turned upside down: that which wasfirst played out as farce later becomes ter¬rible tragedy.Vertigo is outlandish, and frequentlysteps dangerously close to absurdity.After the breathtaking opening sequence,the slow pace of the film’s first hourcreates an air of mystery and dream-likeforeboding that is far from the fast-pacedworld of Hitchcock thrillers I had known.The fact that the entire situation seems soimprobable, almost ludicrously so, and yetis presented in such a serious and porten¬tous manner, makes one uncomfortable;never once does Hitchcock wink at us — thehumor, the irony, for me at least, is entire¬ly missing. After the stately first half, therest of the film with Stewart playing Pyg¬malion to Novak’s uncertain Galatea, im¬presses one dizzyingly, and the conclusionstrikes like a thunderclap. There doesn’t seem to be any chance for redemption orpeace of mind in the world of Vertigo', itscharacters’ security is as unstable as theTristanesque harmonies of Bernard Herr¬mann’s haunting musical score.All-important to the impact of Vertigo isthe great performance of James Stewart,perhaps the finest in his long career. Herewe see the epitome of all-American affa¬bility become a burnt-out man resolutelychasing a nightmare he mistakes for adream. It is a rich and subtle performance,whether in moments of repose or of wild¬eyed hysteria. There is no more disturbingscene in movies than the one in which Stew¬art leads Novak into the bell tower for thesecond time, seeking to free himself fromthe inner demons that torment him; it ismade all the more disturbing by the factthat it is James Stewart, Jimmy Stewart,for gods’ sake, displaying such coldly hys¬terical vehemence. This performance, de¬spite the debt it owes to Stewart’s early,more simply endearing characterizations,is totally original and convincing. It playsoff our pre-conceived notions of Stewart,but it never turns Vertigo into “Mr. SmithGoes to Hell.’’It is more difficult to speak of KimNovak. We know that she was a replace¬ment for Vera Miles, whose pregnancyforced her to withdraw from the project.Many have found her earthbound and in¬adequate in her difficult double role, andcite Hitchcock’s original casting plan to in¬dict her performance. I cannot agree; I findNovak's performance marvelous — thereis a sincerity here which one might look forin vain in the work of a more studied ac¬tress. Hitchcock knew what he was doingwhen he cast Novak; her slight awkward¬ness makes the role of Madeline/Judy gen¬uinely heartbreaking. And as Stewarttries to turn Judy into his ideal Madeline,watching his earnest performance we canimagine a similar relationship betweenHitchcock and Novak, perhaps with thedirector leaving sly hints for his futurepsycho-biographers.Vertigo is an extraordinary film. As awork of art, it belongs in the company ofthe paintings of Bosch and the SymphonieFantastique of Berlioz: it is a dazzlinglyvirtuosic study of despair and obsession. Itis the film that establishes one of the greatmasters of the cinema as an even greatermaster than previously imagined. It is nowback in the theaters, after being with¬drawn from circulation for over twentyyears; although first released in 1958, it isin no way dated — it remains astonishingfresh and authentically disturbing. Andwith its profoundly, almost voluptuouslypessimistic depth of feeling, it reveals an¬other important facet of the enigmaticAlfred Hitchcock.DRIVING FLORIDAfor Richard HugoDriving that long, straight highway in Floridathe only wrong turn there was to take we took.Blame the signs, bad maps. Cutting backcross-county the road was two lanes through swampand rain nailed us to it. Alone with power-lineswe forded giant puddles, pavement steaming,vines and cypress threatening the antenna.Talk shows came in dim from Jacksonville.Rain beat on the roof like no mercy. The worldwas green and black to the black horizon.Driving Florida in rain you lose yourselflike this: new names appear on the map—Green River, Mary’s Vale, Orangeville, Florida.The man on the billboard has a faceyou’ve seen on stamps. Your lover beside youis not the woman you met in Tallahassee.The land engulfs like your dream of New Spain,where alligators flew you home, wooden crucifixeslittle use against malaria, hard milesof bowling-alleys and malls unborn beyond citrus.This much is real: water juices metallike sour grapefruit. Miles of central Floridaunfold in green waves as they always have.You know you’re back when the sun disputesblack clouds. A red car apperas, first in hours,the main highway follows. Georgia soon,Baltimore hours up the coast. You know you’re backwhen fishermen cast silver lures to the river.Your lover was born on the banks of a river.Muddy water streaked her hair. Brash weedscaressed her body. There is an arrogant silverof fish-eyes in moonlight and luck is measuredby the size of the net: your lover tells you thisand you smile.—Campbell McGrath IF JOAN CRAWFORDCAN SPEND HER SATURDAY NIGHTCLEANING THE KITCHEN,THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS COMETO THE GREY CITY BRUNCHSUNDAY 22 JAN AT NOON5617 S DREXEL APT 28—FRIDAY. JANUARY 20, 1984- THE GREY CITY JOURNALGet the inside wordfromTIkshiiigton.Listen to the insiders who knowthe Capitol inside out. Joinmoderator Paul Duke and apanel of top Washingtonjournalists for a lively,insider's view of thenews. 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IL 60614(above Coaaty Scat)864-4441 880-5400/The Chicago Maiuoii—Ft iuay, January 2u, llPlagiarism and other deadly sins: the final wordBy Jeff TaylorWhen the Maroon last year publishedan advertisement for a company thatsells pre-written term papers to collegestudents, faculty response was swiftand justifiably ferocious.In a letter rife with searing sarcasm,Professor of English Joseph Williamsattributed Maroon editors with “amoral and intellectual poverty thatevery person on this campus shouldfind entirely contemptible.” A more re¬laxed Herman Sinaiko, dean of stu¬dents in the College, suggested blandlythat “the service advertised is a pro¬found affront to the University.”The point remains. Plagiarism andother unethical academic conduct aredeadly serious affairs at this, the Mid¬west’s premiere liberal arts college.As former Dean of Students LornaStraus observed, “The academic com¬munity must, more than any othercommunity, be based on trust. Whenthere is a proven instance of someoneabusing that trust, it is not taken light¬ly.”Students here apparently like it thatway.Last month the Maroon conducted itsfirst survey on cheating at the Univer¬sity of Chicago. Nearly a third of theCollege’s 3000 undergraduates com¬pleted our questionnaire, which wasplaced in every dormitory mailbox oncampus. Over 90 percent of those sur¬veyed said they had never cheated on atest or paper in classes here.Our survey asked students whether,why, when, how and how much theycheated. It also asked what steps canbe taken to curb cheating, and whethercheaters know what happens if theyare caught.A few responses:“Only pre-meds and other cutthroatsneed to cheat.”“The pleasure I get from cheating isThe following is a map showing loca¬tions of crimes reported in Hyde Parkfrom Jan. 5 through Jan. 11. Data is indescribable.”“Anyone who cheats will sooner orlater trip up and get caught.”“It seemed so easy — I saw no rea¬son to work instead.”“Cheating is the product of an unst¬able mind.”“On astrophysics? Who cares?”“Cheating is rampant at the U ofC.”“It’s not worth kicking someone outof college for.”“We need a fixed, invariant penaltyof expulsion for those convicted.”“Does the University have a policyon cheating?”“This is a fairly slanted survey. It as¬sumes everyone cheats.”“I think you should seriously ques¬tion the value of any article based onthis survey. Of course, if your purposeis just to rake muck or use your influ¬ence to get personal goals accom¬plished, what I think is irrelevant.”About 65 percent of those surveyedsaid they were completely unaware ofthe College’s policy on cheating. TheCollege Statement on Plagiarism andCheating, tucked away on page 42 ofthe Student Information Manual, re¬quires that “if you consult any writtensource, and either directly or indirect¬ly use what you find in that source inyour own work, you must identify theauthor, title and page number.”Punishment for violations “mayrange up to permanent expulsion fromthe University of Chicago.”The Statement was circulated lastspring throughout the student housingsystem, a move Dean Sinaiko said wasdesigned to clear up any confusionabout what constitutes plagiarism.“Many students were insulted,” hesaid. “They came to me saying ‘Youdon’t have to tell me what plagiarismis, I know very well.’ ”“Plagiarism and insufficient accre-taken from the “Police Blotter” in theHyde Park Herald (1/18/84).These data are based on initial crime ditation of others’ ideas in papers is fartoo easy,” wrote one student surveyed.“Most instructors are too complacentand lenient in determining whether ornot a student is conveniently ‘borrow¬ing’ ideas.”Sinaiko, however, said professorshere are very sensitive to plagiarism.“When a C or D student suddenly turnsin a glowing analysis, professors canbe fairly certain something is amiss.”And Straus said there is “less plagia¬rism here than at other schools, be¬cause professors here are well ac¬quainted with how most students aredoing in everyday work.”Asked about cheating at the U of C,both Sinaiko and Straus referred al¬most exclusively to plagiarism. Butmost students we surveyed who admit¬ted cheating said they did so by copy¬ing during exams, an act that is oftenhard to police. Few were able to sug¬gest countermeasures.“The mere sight of a person watch¬ing over the test might be intimidatingenough,” one said. “Many teachersmake no real effort to watch.” Severalothers suggested that all exams bewritten on blue books provided by in¬structors. But, wrote one third-yearchemistry major, “I am willing to ac¬cept a small amount of cheating byothers in return for not feeling like Ilive in a police state.”The first recourse of an instructorwho suspects foul play is to approachthe dean of students “All cases arehandled with discretion,” Sinaiko said,“depending on the seriousness of theinfraction.” Cheaters may face an ‘F’on the paper or test in question, an ‘F’in the course, or a date with the Univer¬sity’s faculty-student disciplinary com¬mittee. “Failing a student for thequarter (because of one instance ofcheating) is well within an instructor’sjurisdiction,” Sinaiko said.reports and not on any follow-up inves¬tigations. “What I’ve done,” he added, “is totry to graduate the infractions so theycan more or less be made commensu¬rate with the crime. A paper in whichsentences or paragraphs are copied isa much less serious offense than apaper that is blatantly copied.” Insome cases, “students may merely bechewed out.”But Straus, dean for 11 years beforeSinaiko, insisted “There is no suchthing as ‘a little’ plagiarism.” Of thosestudents proven guilty during her ten¬ure, she said, “I can hardly think ofone” who was not suspended or ex¬pelled.Both Straus and Sinaiko cited occa¬sional leniency for a first-year studentunfamiliar with accreditation stringen¬cies. And both said professors often re¬quest only that a record be kept, incase an instance of cheating is repeat¬ed.Are many cases of cheating report¬ed? Straus: “I had these things report¬ed to me certainly more than once perquarter, but less than once per week.”Sinaiko: “Well under a dozen peryear.”How often do reported cases go to adisciplinary hearing? Straus: “Maybea couple of times per year.” Sinaiko:“Once, (during the year and a half hehas been dean) for a case of repeatedplagiarism.”Other survey results:• 12 percent said they had cheated onexams, 9 percent on papers.• 62 percent of those who admittedcheating said they did it only once ortwice, 21 percent occasionally, 17 per¬cent regularly.• 53 percent of those who admittedcheating cited bad study habits andprocrastination as their reasons, 47percent blamed the University’s heavyworkload.• 68 percent of those who admittedcheating said they cheated alone, 32percent with another person.• 64 percent of those surveyed saidthey had never been aware of otherscheating in an exam.• 95 percent of those who had ob¬served cheating said they did not re¬port it.• 81 percent of those surveyed saidthey had never given anyone papers tocopy. (There was a great deal of de¬bate over discussion of ideas in pre¬paration for paper-writing; most stu¬dents proclaimed indignantly that thisis not cheating.)• 42 percent of those who admittedcheating said they worried while doingit.• 55 percent of those who admittedcheating said they were good at it.• 66 percent of those surveyed saidenough is being done to police cheat¬ing.• Breakdown of those who admittedcheating by class: freshmen, 4 per¬cent; sophomores, 21 percent; juniors,24 percent; seniors, 30 percent.Straus: “Who is really being cheat¬ed? You’re paying an awful lot for thisschool, not just in dollars but in blood,sweat and tears. Most students hereare smart enough to realize it.”Survey collation by Rosemary Blinn,Madeleine Levin, Tim Converse, andJeff Taylor.( : \DR. M. R. 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More important than any other sports events,campus or otherwise (and yes, this is a hotly debatedpoint) looms Super Bowl XVIII, which promises torank as the finest matchup in the history of theGame.We tried to bring you a personal interview with LosAngeles Raiders’ defensive end Lyle Alzado, butLyle could not come to talk to us. Eager for somescoop on Mr. Alzado, we roadtripped to the bowels ofMississippi, the deep swamplands very few evervisit, the birthplace of mysteries Scooby Doo wouldnot even consider to solve, and found the real Mr.Alzado, Lyle’s father.The real Mr. Alzado surprised us when we foughtoff his armed guards and reached his encampment.We spent the entire trip down Highway 61 imaginingwhat this man would say, think, and look like, andfound our preconceptions totally off-base. The pitch¬fork-bearing, one-eyed father of #77 trudged towardus, and we knew we faced trouble.“Lyle was such a nice little boy,” said his fatherwith that look of affection childhood memories canbring back. We asked him why his son left Denverafter all those years, and finally found the real rea¬son. All of those problems with the Broncos stemmedfrom the atmosphere. The air was a little too thin,and Lyle’s head a little too thick for him to adjustproperly.“Los Angeles is perfect for him,” said his father.“Though it’s not close to the pit that Cleveland is(Lyle played at Cleveland before L.A. as well), Lylehas found some friends that fit his style, and hecouldn’t be happier.”Hunting has always been a source of pride for theAlzado family, for it provided them a way to channeltheir incredible aggressive urges. Papa Lyle showedus the space on the family mantle he cleared espe¬cially for John Riggins’ head, which Lyle said he’dpromptly detach from the rest of Mr. Riggins if #44chugged to his side of the line.Daddy Lyle then sat down by the firepit and pulledout the old family album to show us Lyle and hisfriends. “Here’s Lyle on national TV against NewYork,” he beamed, pointing to a picture of a smilingLyle after he’d just popped Chris Ward’s helmet offhis head. “There’s his buddy Ted,” he said, referringto Ted “Stork” Hendricks, who once drove his limoover a traffic sign so that he could give the sign toJohn Madden as a going away gift. “And this one, this is my favorite,” he sneered, pulling out a pictureof Lyle and three of his buddies who went hunting forRedskin fans while disguised ingeniously as four ofRiggo’s Rangers.Clever, strong, brave, and descended fromrugged, Neanderthal stock. That’s Lyle Alzado. It’sa shame his team is going to lose Sunday.* * *The University of Chicago men’s basketball team takes on Coe College tonight at the Field House, andit will be interesting to see if they can continue theteamwork that lifted them over Lawrence last Satur¬day. As head coach John Angelus pointed out, if histeam returns to a one-on-one style of play instead ofmoving the ball around and looking for the openman, the score will return to the way it was before:with Chicago on the short end.Raider’s lineman Lyle Alzado, here with three friends disguised as Riggo’s Rangers, hunt Redskin fansprior to Sunday’s Super Bowl.BCGCORPORATE STRATEGYThe Boston Consulting Group is accepting applicationsfrom 1984 graduates for the position of researchassociates. BCG has a two year Associates' Programdesigned for individuals with bachelor's degrees in¬terested in business careers. This program providestraining and experience which can maximize the valueof subsequent graduate education or lead to profes¬sional responsibilities. Selection criteria includesuperior academic performance, leadership potential,and excellent communication skills. Compensation iscompetitive with best offers in the industry.Those interested should send all relevant informationincluding resume, application letter, college transcript,SAT scores, GMAT/LSAT scores, prior to January 30th to:Leslie ColisThe Boston Consulting Group200 South Wacker DriveChicago, Illinois 60606BOSTON CHICAGO LOS ANGELES SAN FRANCISCOPARIS DUSSELDORF MUNICH TOKYO LONDON considering applicants for 1984-86 internship opportunities.Successful candidates work in full-time paid positions with areaor national firms during the two summers before graduation andattend required educational seminars in Chicago during the aca¬demic year.I.F. Interns is for the energetic sophomore seeking to channelacademic excellence toward specific career goals. Minimum 3.0 GPArequired. Deadline for application is March 15.Additional information available from Debbie Lipsett, Office ofCareer Counseling and Placement, Reynolds Club, 962-7042, ordirectly from:I.F. InternsInternational Foundation of Employee Benefit PlansP.O. Box 69, Brookfield, Wl 53005414-786-6700(The International Foundation is a nonprofit educational organization.)PROFESSIONAL OPTIONAdmissions MeetingBUSINESS LAWFor students in the College interested in the GraduateSchool of Business or the Law School, or admission tothe Joint Program leading to degrees in both Schools.Wednesday, January 254:00 P.M.Harper 284The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984—15J.' SPORTSSports CalendarMen’s Indoor Track — Saturday, Jan. 21, at the University of MichiganRelays.Wrestling — Saturday, Jan. 21, at the North Central Wrestling Invitational,10 a.m.Fencing — Saturday, Jan. 21, in five way tournament with U of Illinois, NotreDame, University of Wisconsin (Madison), and Michigan State, away, 9 a.m.Women’s Basketball — Saturday, Jan. 21, vs. St. Norbert College, 5 p.m.,at HCFH.Men’s Basketball — Friday, Jan. 20, vs. Coe College, 7:30 p.m. at HCFH,Saturday, Jan. 21, vs. Grinnell College, 3 p.m., at HCFHSno-bail tournamentTeams must register by Jan. 25, andthe number to call is 259-0710. Winningteams will be eligible for $3000 inprizes. All proceeds from the tourna¬ments will be used by the March ofDimes for research and communityservices.A UCTC long jumper glides over thepit in Wednesday’s track meet at theField House. The track team travels toMichigan this weekend. Story in Tues¬day's Maroon.Baseball fans can indulge in their fa¬vorite sport Jan. 28 and 29 by partici¬pating in the March of Dimes Old StyleSno-Ball Softball Tournaments. Therewill be games at four locations in theChicago area.University of Chicago pole vaulterEd Dursey clears the bar in Wednes¬day’s track meet.Third Stringcontinued from page 155-4 overall, rely on the scoring of Bob Possehl, who ispresently seventh in the MCAC scoring race with a 16ppg average. Coe also has the third leading re¬bounder in Dave Oberbroeckling, who averages 9.5boards per game.Chicago’s Keith Libert ranks ninth in conferencescoring with 157.7 each outing, and guard Rob Omie-cinski has a 13.7 scoring average.♦ * *University of Chicago head soccer coach BarryDeSilva announced that his team’s record has im¬proved from 5-7-1 to 6-6-1 because the University ofIllinois-Circle Campus had to forfeit its gameagainst Chicago. The Flames defeated the Maroons,9-2, but used an ineligible player in that game. Theythus forfeited the game to Chicago.The Coe College squad, 4-0 in the conference and * * *The White Sox are at their old tricks again. If youremember last year before spring training, when theWhite Sox threatened to take Ferguson Jenkins whenthe Cubs left Jenkins unprotected at the close of theseason, you’ll know what’s up this year, as the WhiteSox threaten to pilfer Tom Seaver from the NewYork Mets. Apparently they’ll trade Seaver to theYankees afterwards, something the Mets wouldn’texactly appreciate since Seaver can still attract fansto the ball park, especially since he’s nearing retire¬ment.Oddly, the White Sox were criticized last year forthe Jenkins case, which most baseball insiders con¬sidered “cheap.” A certain number of players haveto be left unprotected, of course, but there is a simi¬lar unwritten rule of leaving them alone here that ap¬plies to September waivers as well. Each Septemberalmost every player in the majors is placed on waiv¬ers, which are necessary if that player is to be trad¬ed. Teams don’t steal other teams’ players whenthey float across the wire. Apparently Chicagodoesn’t think that way. * * *The referees at Friday’s Chicago-Washington Uni¬versity women’s basketball game experienced quitea workout. They wore out their whistles to the tune of25 walking violations among numerous other drib¬bling misdemeanors.“Batman” has returned to the Chicago airwavesand the ripples are still being felt. At 4:30 you willfind the typical U of C intellectual glued to channel 32to catch the Boy Blunder in action. The woman’s bas¬ketball team has a dynamic duo of its own in KarenWalsh and Dana Howd. Walsh and Howd proved tooslick for the Wash U. defense, as they combined for12 assists and 17 points in Chicago’s 81-62 triumphover the Bears.* * *Trivia: This one is donated by a friend of mine.What National League player led the league inreaching base by catcher’s interference this year?I’m sure this player’s father would have somethinginteresting to say about it. Frank LubvGeoff SherryAlumni - FacultyBasketball GameFollowed by UC vs. GrinnellMidwest Conference ActionCome see yesterday's yogisof the hardwood bombbaskets against today's tutorsSaturday, January 211:00 p.m.Henry Crown FieldhouseSponsored by The GraduateOrder of the 'C'. Chicago Counseling CenterA Registered PsychologicalAgencyannouncingIncest Survivors Group Wed Evenings(January 18th)Women’s Group Mon Evenings(February 6th)Writer’s Group Fri Noontime(February 1st)Noontime Loop Group Date to be setMeaningful Relationships (February 18th)For information call 684-1800THE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily's Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen •Beauty Shop•Barber Shop •T.J/s Restaurant•Dentist •Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr. Krllrr 752*3800It—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20,1984 PHOTOBYARAJELALIANFRIDAYCalvert House: College Students pro¬gram, Radovan Zak on stress, 5:30pm.Free Pizza supper to follow.Crossroads: 10:00am Beginning English;10:45am Intermediate English; 7pmSpanish, 7:30pm Arabic.Center for Middle Eastern Studies; Per¬sian Circle; Democracy and Islam, Mr.Sanadagi, Pick 218, 12:30pm. Arabic Cir¬cle; An Ethno-Linguistic Survey of Iraq.Edward Odisho, Pick 218, 3:30pm. SocialHour, Kelly 413, 4:30pm.Hillel: Adat Shalom dinner, 6pm.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: Mea¬surement of NO and N02 in AircraftPlumes, Kenneth Brubaker, 1:30pm,Hinds Auditorium.Square Dancing: 7pm, Ida Noyes Hall.Blue Gargoyle: Marvyn “Harmonica”Hinds, Blues Harmonica, ll:30-2pm.Free.DOC: Trading Places, 7, 9, 11pm. Cobb.$2.I-House Film Society: The Lacemaker,7:15 & 9:30pm, $2.Concrete Gothic Theater: Table Man¬ners, 1st Floor Theater Reynolds Club.KUVIASUNGNERK: MAB Concert,Fleshtones, 8pm, Ida Noyes Hall.SATURDAYHillel: Othodox Services 9:15am. Conser¬vative Services 9:30am. Kadima ShabbatAfternoon Discussion: Reform Judiasm:Return To Tradition?, 3:00pm, Tu B’She-vat Party, 8pm.Crossroads: Egyptian Dinner. 6pm,Belly Dancing, 7:15.Meadville/Lombard Theological School:Draft Counselor Training, 9-5:30, $10.Pre-registerLSF: North by Northwest, 7 & 9:45. LawSchool Auditorium, $2.50.DOC: Blue Thunder, 6:45, 11:15pm,Cobb $2.50.Concrete Gothic Theater: Table Man¬ners, 1st Floor Theater, ReynoldsClub.KUVIASUNGNERK: David Steinberg,8pm, Mandel Hall. Cabaret, Ida NoyesHall, 9:30-12:30. Winter Olympics.SUNDAYDOC: The Marquise of O, 8pm. Cobb$2. LSF: North By Northwest, 8:30pm, LawSchool, $2.Concrete Gothic Theater: Table Man¬ners, 1st Floor Theater, Reynolds Club.KUVIASUNGNERK: Pajama Brunch,lOam-lpm. Ida Noyes.Hillel: Bagels and Lox Brunch,llam-lpm. Jewish Book Fair, 1:30pm atReynolds Club.International Folkdancing: Generallevel. 8pm, Ida Noyes.Rockefeller Chapel: The Poet’s Echo,3pm. $11, 9, 5.Rockefeller Chapel: Chancel Choir Re¬hearsal, 8:30pm; Ecumenical Service ofHoly Communion, 9am; DiscussionClass, 10am; Religious Education Class,11am, University Religious Service,11am.Oriental Institute Film: Iran, Land¬marks in the Desert, free.MONDAYDOC: Dante’s Inferno, 8pm, Cobb $2.International Folkdancing, 8pm, IdaNoyes Hall.Hillel: Yiddish Class, 5pm. Choir, 8pm.Crossroads: 10am, Beginning English;10:45am Intermediate English; 7pm, In¬termediate French; 7pm, IntermediateItalian.Center for Far Eastern Studies: The Re¬flexive Monkey in Japanese Culture: AStudy in Historical Symbolism, Prof,Emiko Ohnuki-Tierney. 3:30-5pm. Has¬kell Hall 315.Chemistry Seminar: Molecular Packingsand Their Interconversions in Liquidsand Solids, 4pm, HGS 101.Chess Club: 7pm, Ida Noyes.TUESDAYDOC: The Thousand Eyes of Dr. Ma¬buse, 8pm, Cobb, $2.Concrete Gothic Theater: Savage-Love,1st Floor Theater, Reynolds ClubCareer & Placement Services: Indepen¬dent Educational Services, ReynoldsClub 201, 2-5pm. Sign up.Committee on Arms Control & Disarma¬ment: Meeting, 7pm, Ida NoyesLounge.Blue Gargoyle: Al Coda, Piano.12:30-l:30pm. Free.Calvert House: Investigation Into Ca¬tholicism 7pm.Rockefeller Chapel: Religious EducationClass 3:30pm.• * * ♦MAROON*%■«- v: V;U /#*£% 962-9555TU B’SHEVAT PARTY AND ISRAELI COFFEEHOUSEEnjoy an evenins with folksinsersSERGE LIPPE & JANET ROTHSHARE IN ISRAELI MUSIC AND FOODFelafel, Humus, and Arabic CoffeeSATURDAY, JANUARY 21,8:00 P.M.AT HILLEL HOUSE5715 South Woodlawn Ave.V- '• <” " ttk* < * ‘Sponsored by Students for Israel andHillel Steering Committee HYDE PARK JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER THEATRE COMPANYinA Musical experience...fyacqm b olive & well& living inVonbTHURSDAY, JANUARY 19*SATURDAY, JANUARY 21: 8:00 p.m.SUNDAY, JANUARY 22: 3 & 8 p.m.MICHAELHILDEBRANDChoreographer/Stage Director ANITAGREENBERGDirector/ConductorA LA CABARETComplimentary wine, cheese, etc. served. JOESCOTTPercussionTABLES: $65.00-seats 10 ADULTS: $8.00 STUDENTS & SENIORS: $6.00HYDE PARK JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER1100 E. Hyde Park BoulevardFor more information contact Sonya Bums at 268-4600Financial AnalystsWe are recruiting 1984 graduates for financial analystpositions in our Corporate Finance Department. Noexperience is required and degree candidates for any majorare welcome to apply. A description of the financial analystposition is on file at the placement office.Applicants should send a resume and a cover letter byFebruary 15th to Andrew McCarthy, Corporate FinanceDepartment, Salomon Brothers Inc, One New York Plaza,New York, New York 10004 (212) 747-5055.Salomon Brothers IncThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984—17•.X.-.v.-.\v.v.-.-.Mtm mmmmmfivAvi! CLASSIFIEDSSPACECONDO FOR RENT5847 S. Blackstone Ave #109 & #110, 7Vi rooms,$260 per month. Call Fritz Schriever 288-3673.MCKEY & POAGUE RE SERVICE INC 363-6200.For Sale: Near UC 2 br 2 bth Ige rms, laun unitin kit all appl A/C $54,000.955-0341 eves.CONDO FOR RENTTwo bedrm, 1 bath condominiums completelyremodeled. Floors refinished. Some apts. withsunporch. Rent $550. For inspection contactMr. Wardian 493-252556TH & KIMBARK CONDO FOR SALE2 Bdrm, Full DR Can be used for 3rd Bdrmlarge kitchen w/pantry, Oak Floors Sunny LrStorage Space, $58,000 Ctyard Call 876 3512day .Beautifully renovated 2nd floor, 3 bdrm, bathcondo in Central Hyde Park Lovingly strippedbirch woodwork, Oak floors, New kitchen For¬mal Dining Room, $64,500 947-83884 bedroom 3 bath apartment available end ofMarch. Dishwasher, washer-dryer, indoorparking, call 667-59471 Ige SUNNY bdrm avail in beauf 2 bdrm apt inOrly's build. Apt is secure, carpeted, has newkitchen GREAT VIEWS. Rent competitive inclheat gas. 493-9554-Sally keep trying.REWARD-S100 to take over lease/sublet lbr-4rm SPACIOUS quiet apt on Everett. S410/moincl heat, water, laundry in bsmt. CallMaureen day 962-1700 eves 643 5642.Four bdrms IV2 bath. Completely painted andfloors refinished. Faculty preferred Available2/1/84. 56th & Dorchester. $800/mo For furtherdetails call 493-2525.1 bedrm avail in 3 bedrm apart. 2 rmmatesAvail immediately Hyde Park 130/mo 955-9352Room tor rent with bath in private home close to campus. Available 1 Feb. Call 684-4532Rm for renf in fam home share kif 8, bath $150mo fst wk free addt. red for ch care 363 8184Large 1 brm condo Blackstone nr 58th availnow $470 mo sec dep ph 324-8757 leavemessage.1 bdrm avail in 3 bdrm co-op apt. 4850 S. LakePark. Non-smoker $120/mo incl heat, call 9628083 or 536-4073.STUDIO apartment for rent. $250. HILDREALTY GROUP 955-1200.1 BEDROOM - 54th and Dorchester. $450.HILD REALTY GROUP 955 1200.1 bedroom at the Newport. Furnished or un¬furnished. $500.FOR SALEDodge Van for sale. Slant six (cylinder), 15-20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $895 Bill 493-9122.1976 DATSUN B210 hi mlge runs well new partsrust spots. $700/bst ofr 241-5576/458-6920.TAPE SPECIAL! TDK SA 90 3.49 ea or lo for29.90. Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493 6700Celeston Super Binoculars 20x80 200 specialModel Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700Yashica Sound Movie camera 20XL 200 specialModel Camera 1342 E 55th 493 670074 Volvo Stn Wgn PS PB AC stereo. For Volvopeople Eng ex Body-gd $1600 call 288-6282 evs.FOR SALE: 1970Bad Body RunsSusan 324 4116. VW Beetle-Great Engine,n ANY Weather $400 callVINTAGE CLOTHING SALE Mass quanititesof women's and men's vintage clothing and ac¬cessories for your consumption this weekendat HEAVEN 6981 N. Sheridan Sat and Sun JanfromYsXar/o/fe&!eaY 1oo.493-0666 • CALL ANYTIME•RETURN TO THE ELEGANCE OF YESTERDAY(2 SEPARATE CONDOS)Lovely to look at and lovelyto look out because youhave a clear view of thewhole magnificent LakeMichiganTHE BARCLAY50th East End•Three Bedrooms: $82,000•Two Bedrooms: $69,000•TO SETTLE ESTATE NEAR 54th & DREXEL.Two story Victorian brick with coachhouse. New electric, newroof, new boiler. Cabinet Kitchen. 4 Bedrooms. $72,000.•HOW SMART!To control your own heat (and central air next summer). Com¬pletely refurbished inside and out. Five room condo. Parking. 54Cornell. $65,000.•EAST VIEW PARKStarts at 54th on the inner drive. This unique private park is muchsought after by lovers of yesteryear touches in home style. Nearentrance gate on south...$72,000. Estate sale of six rooms, twobaths. All woodwork natural—even in butler's pantry.•TOP FLOOR-TOP NOTCH-ON THE LAKEOnly apt. with woodburning fireplace,track lighting, new carpeting. Ownerwill finance. Spacious six rooms, twobaths. $35,000. Near 73rd & SouthShore.•VINTAGE BLDG. WITH HISTORICREGISTRY STATUSNOTE: We also have a 7 room here forliquidation at $29,500.•CAMPUS MANSIONAcross from tennis courts and Interna¬tional House on Blackstone. Large 10room (almost 5,000 sq. ft.). Includes separate artist studio buildingwith side drive access. Appraised value $330,000.•ANNOUNCING—Price reduction & 11% financing. Owner must leave. Really largerooms. Best location you can find across from museum. Masterbedroom would hole! twice as much. Total of six rooms if youcount big gallery entry. Now $74,000. 21 8, 22 12noon-6pm.SKIS Olin Mark IV Comp's 185m w/SolomonBINDINGS $125 Hanson Boots $20 Lenny 2853292PEOPLE WANTEDHealthy non smoking paid volunteers soughtfor research into the common cold. Call 791-3713.Healthy non-smoking paid volunteers withonset of a common cold within prior 24 hourssought for research project. Call 791-3713.Historical editing project needs typist familiarwith U.C. computer to type book manuscript atterminals evenings and weekends. Hours flexi¬ble. Good pay for qualified person Call VictoriaRanney, F.L.Olmsted Papers Project, 548 0016evenings.TRAVEL BROKERSUnique opportunities are now available withour established metropolitan travel agency.Seeking individuals interested in self¬advancement and a desire to enter the excitingtravel industry. Excellent incentive plans in¬cluding free travel. No experience necessary.Call 471-5140 ext. 84Student to Xerox Articles Portions Of BooksFrom Reading Lists. Fee Neg. 493-2844 After 5RECORDINGRecording for the Blind needs volunteers tohelp record books for blind students, M F, 10-5.For appt. call: 288-7077. Campus studio inHinds 59B.TEST YOURSE LF. Can you manage your timeproductively? Work 2-4 hrs/wk consistently.Are you success-oriented? Self-motivated?Marketing position available on campus. 1-800-243-6679.The Chicago Counseling and PsychotherapyCenter, 5711 S. Woodlawn, needs people whoare willing to talk about their personal problems and feelings for 10 sessions with apsychotherapist-in-training. Participationshould not be seen as psychotherapy or as asubstitute for psychotherapy although participants may find it a useful experience Participants will neither be paid not charged fortheir sessions. Call Pat 684 1800.Fledgling Theatre Co seeks experienced/interested personnel. Ph. 363-7416 after4:30.Female volunteers needed. $250.00 for participation in a food sensitivity study. Requiresan 8 day in-hospital stay and tasting. No ex¬perimental drugs or invasive procedures. Call962 9658Working, single mother needs a loving and sensitive woman for child care and lighthousekeeping mornings, 7am to 9am and occasionally other hours. $4 hourly and referencesrequires. 947 0347 evesRecording for the Blind gives you the chance toshare the written word with those who miss itmost. No experience required. Call 955-4108People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame fine! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.marian realty,inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400The Closer You Get The Better We lj>oklHyde Park’s Completely NewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of Chicago7he I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T.V. Antenna • New Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heal • New Appliances• Wall to Wall Carpeting • Niglu Doormen• Central Air ConditioningI Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $5255200 S. BLACKSTONE A VE.1 BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURTfon.-Fri. 9-6 Sat. 12-6 Sun. 12-5 6H4-8t SERVER-IDA'S CAFE. Part or full time. Ex¬perience helpful Help to serve and prepare thebest food on campus. Call Susan Petrella, 962-9738.DOG LOVERS,PLEASEMy Beautiful, Well Trained and Manneredolder Dog needs a place where she can stay,with your dogs or a Dog Lover. Temporary, in¬cludes her food (and rent?). Please allow methe chance to take her (and yours) for ourusual romps twice a day. We're both extraordinary people...Thank you for helping!Anywhere in H.P., esp. Shoreland area. Call at684 0248 message for Mark.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, editor-typist, 363-0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING Fast service atreasonable rates includes editing. 324-1660.Anytime.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493 9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.ARCHITECTURAL QUALITY REMODELL¬ING Reliable, neat, guaranteed on-time completion. References available. LOSETH CONSTRUCTION CO. 363-2202.TYPING - Accurate and Attractive typing onIBM Sele. II - Reports, Dissertations, Theses,Stat, Tables, etc. 667-8657PROFESSIONAL TYPING, reasonable. 684-6882TUTOR - Physics, Math. Inexpensive 363-1321(Tom)MAN WITH A VAN Lowest rate MOVING fur¬niture boxes, etc. references. Call LARRY 743-1353.Passport Phto While-U-WaitModel Camera 1342 E. 55th 493-6700GRAPHS/ILLUSTRATIONS Professional,rapid and reasonable. R. Nutt 752 1820.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters theses.Term papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES ARE experienced professionalswho are able to help you evaluate your pro¬blems and decide how to best solve them.Study anxieties, relationship problems,shyness are some frequent areas needing attention. 24 hr answering svc. 288-2244.I CLEAN apts. houses ets. My days are full andam now seeking reg evening customers. Quickthorough exper good refs. 684 5835 Dave.Loving daycare babysitting all days my housecozy and comfy. Phd spouse experiencesreferences. Inexpensive rates. Call 363 8942.The Chicago Counseling and PsychotherapyCenter, 5711 S. Woodlawn, need people who arewilling to talk about their personal problemsand feelings for 10 sessions with apsychotherapist-in-training. Participationshould not be seen as psychotherapy or as asubstitute for psychotherapy although par¬ticipants may find it a useful experience. Par¬ticipants will neither be paid nor charged fortheir sessions. Call Pat 684-1800.WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHYElegant or contemporary, THE BETTER IM¬AGE does it all! Visit with us and see foryourself. By appointment onlyTHE BETTER IMAGE 1344 E 55th 643-6262Ida's care provides catering service. Pleasecall our Catering Manager, Susan L. Petrellaat 962-9738.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT MCAT Prep-Loop& Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30-LSAT 2/2, GMAT 2/15, MCAT 2/22. 341-3660.SCENESLESBIAN AND GAY PEOPLEJesus Christ. Can He Be part of your life? HeI enjoy my contactLenses made byDr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometristKimbark Plaza1200 E. 53rd St493-837218—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 20, 1984CLASSIFIEDSsure can. He sure wants to be! Don't buy whatyou've been taught-that you are not worthy ofdivine love if you live your own lifestyle. We atDIGNITY think you are most worthy. And wecare. You can call us at 549-2633. Or write us atDIGNITY/Chicago. PO Box 11261, Chicago60611. Or share Catholic liturgy and a socialhour with us every Sunday at 7pm in thechurch at 824 W. Wellington. No obligation. Nohassle. Just friends. And fun. And Christ.PETSBC needs a home. 2 yr old orange & white cat.Female spayed Call C. Echols962-7740 days.LOST AND FOUNDLost-Ladies gold watch between 56th and Ken¬wood and Ida Noyes. Inscribed. Sentimentalvalue. Reward. Call 962-7201, days.Ladies watch found Tues 7pm, Morry's SweetShop. Call Irene 684-1300, 684-1300.Found-at 57th St. Books Ladies Silvernecklace. Call Irene and describe at 684-1300.8:30-5:30.COMING OUT?GALA now hosts a coming-out group everyTues. at 8:00 at 5615 S. Woodlawn to tackleissues of being gay on campus and at home.Followed at 9:00 by the GALA Coffeehouse. Allare welcome.GAY? LESBIAN?GALA holds a coffeehouse every Tues 9pm at5615 S. Woodlawn. Conversation, old/newfriends, (and food) in a warm unpressured set¬ting. All are welcome.SUBSTITUTE TEACHERSLevels 7-12 All Areas (Especially Library andForeign Languages) Apply at the LaboratorySchools 1362 E 59th St. Blaine 103.RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDEDEarn $205-260 for learning to discriminate theeffects of one drug from another. Minimumtime required. No experimental drugs involv¬ed. Must be between 21 and 35 and in goodhealth. For more information call 962-1536weekdays between 10:30 and 3:00.LONELY OR UPSET?If something is bothering you and you want totalk, the Hotline is willing to listen. You cantalk to us between 7pm and 7am, on any day,even Sunday . Our number is 753-1777.FANTASY GAMERSThis quarter's general meeting of the FantasyGamer's Club will be on Sat. Jan 21 at 1:00 pm2nd floor Ida Noyes. Newsletter in 2 weeks.COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FORWINTERQUARTERThe Computation Center is once again offeringa series of free non-credit courses on computing topics for the University communityduring winter quarter. These classes begin onJanuary 16 and continue through the end ofFebruary.A schedule of these seminars and courses isavailable from the Center at the following locations: Usite Business Office (Weiboldt 310),from 9:00-4:00, Monday Friday; MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday-Friday and at theStaff Office Building (5737 S. University), 8.30to 5:00, Monday-Friday. Copies of the schedulemay also be obtained from the Social ScienceAdvisor in Pick 123, the Program Advisor atUsite and the Terminal Attendant at Usite. The seminars include introductions to the MVSoperating system and the ACF2 securitypackage on the IBM 3018 computer, a seminaron the fundamentals of computing, a seminaron microcomputing and microcomputers, aseminar on text processing and formatting(including how to format dissertations using acomputer), a course on the MUSE word processing system on the DECSYSTEM-20 com¬puters, courses on the BASIC programminglangugage and the SAS statistical package aswell as other introductory topics.If you have questions about the classes (e g.content and intended audience) contact theCenter's Educational Coordinator, Don Crabb,at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM to STAFF. DON-CRABB.COMPUTER-ASSISTEDTEXT PROCESSINGWhat is computer-assisted text processing?Where can it be done? Why would you want todo it? If you'd like the answer to these andother questions about using a computer to helpedit, prepare and format your term paper,book manuscript, dissertation or other textthen attend the Computation Center's seminar,INTRODUCTION TO TEXT PROCESSING INTHE IBM ENVIRONMENT. This seminar iscomposed of three parts and is held on threedifferent days; Monday, Wednesday and Fri¬day, January 30, Feb 1 and 3, from 3:30 until5:00 in CLASSICS 10.A fuller description of this seminar and all thenon-credit seminars and courses that the Com¬putation Center offer each quarter is availableat the USITE Business Office (Weiboldt 310) orat the STAFF Office Building (5737 S. Universi¬ty Ave.)If you have questions about this and otherclasses offered (e.g. content and intended audience) contact the Center's Educational Coor¬dinator, Don Crabb, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20MM to Staff. DONCRABB.MICROCOMPUTINGCLASSESThe Computation Center is teaching a three-part seminar entitled, INTRODUCTION TOMICROCOMPUTING AT THE UNIVERSITYOF CHICAGO during this winter quarter. THECLASS IS OFFERED ON MONDAY,WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, FEBRUARY13, 15,.and 17, FROM 10:30 UNTIL 12:00 INHARPER 406. THESE DATES AND TIMESARE DIFFERENT FROM THOSEPREVIOUSLY ANNOUNCED IN THEJANUARY COMPUTATION CENTERNEWSLETTER. PLEASE NOTE THESECHANGES ON YOUR COPY OF THENEWSLETTER.A fuller description of this seminar and all thenon-credit seminars and courses that the Com¬puter Center offers each quarter is available atthe USITE Business Office (Weibolt 310) or atthe STAFF Office Building (5737 S. UniversityAve.).If you have questions about this and otherclasses offered (e g. content and intended au¬dience) contact the Center's Educational Coordinator, Don Crabb, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20MM toSTAFF. DONCRABB.DANCING IS DIVINEEven if you have two left feet, you can have agreat time learning 8. doing dances fromIsrael, Sweden, Greece, Turkey, Bulgaria,Yugoslavia, Hungary, Etc. Come to Ida NoyesHall Sundays (general level) or Mondays (begto int levels). Teaching 8pm to 9:30, requestdancing 9:30-11:30. We are the U C FolkDancers. Questions? Call Tom 363 5214ORIENTAL CARPETSWARM YOUR WINTER!!For the past four years our carpets haveOne small bite fopman,one giant leapfor pizza in the pan.The Medici on 57th deliverthe right stuff.Call 667-7394Delivery hours:Mon -Thurs, 4 pm to 11 30 pmFriday, 4 pm to 12 30 amSaturday, 1 pm to 12 30 amSunday, 1 pm to 11 30 pm1450 E 57th St. hyde Park brought color and comfort to the homes ofmany professors and students. Whether youchoose a roomsize Persian or tribal prayerrug, our prices and quality are the best! JUSTARRIVED a wonderful selection of earthtonecarpets from Central Asia. For an appt. call288-0524 (evenings and weekends).RESUME SERVICEExtensive type styles & paper selection. Pro¬mpt service. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 2882233.GERMAN CLUB NEWSGerman Club Outing on Sat., Jan. 21. MeetingReynolds Club at 1:30 pm to go to the Art In¬stitute and then to Berghoff at 5:00 pm.STAMMTISCH German Conversation table-onMondays at 12:00 1:30 at the Blue Gargoyleand on Thursdays at 9:00 at the C-Shop. 7:00pm. Instruction by Lisa Douglass Reserva¬tions call 753-2274.CHAMBERMUSICWORKSHOPTHE INTERNATIONAL STRING QUARTETreturns to U of C for master classes, openrehearsals, and private lessons, February 12-14. Players may register as auditors or par¬ticipants for all workshop events and concertperformances. For more information call theMusic Dept, at 962-8484 during business hours.TYLATHARPDANCEDiscount tickets for Tyla Tharp Dance at theAuditorium Theater Feb 25 at Span only $14,$12, $9, $6.75 25% discount. While they last atSAO Room 210 Ida Noyes.GO HAWAIIANSat. Night, Alpha Delta Phi. $2 w/UCID ORwear your favorite beach grab and save $1.BABY, IT'S ROCKYou've heard about Rock'n'Roll-Now come seeit in action! Groovy Times with JT Busse andthe Fixations! Ida Noyes Fri Jan 12lOpmFREETRUE GRITPub movie, starring John Wayne. Tues, 7 & 11.Wed, 11pm only. Members, 21 +.PUB SUPER BOWLPub will be open 2-7pm. Best Big Screen &Sound setup in town. Happy Hour prices on alltap beers. Inexpensive, food: Medici Pizzas,Cheddar Nachos, munchies. Come early.Members 21+ .SQUARE DANCINGSaturday at 7:00 pm, Beginners welcome. WEREALLYMAKE WAVES!EXPERIENCEDHOUSE-SITTERStudent seeking quiet study will house-sit foryou during your vacations. Call Pam 643-6631.AEROBICS CLASSESAT l-HOUSEAdditional classes by popular demand MondayWednesday and Friday from 6:10pm to HARRY CHAPINDiscount tickets available to Harry Chapin:Lies and Legends at the Oppolo Theater Feb 2at 8pm. Tickets are only $12 at SAO Room 210Ida Noyes while they last.WANNABE INA MOVIE?Screen test TODAY 4-7. Reynolds Club for in¬dependent 30 min film. All ages, degrees of ex¬perience welcome. Convenient filming hours.SKI THE MIDWAYThe Outing Club is holding a X-Country SkiSeminar on the Midway JAN 21. Participationrequires membership (only $3) For more info,call: 684-3378 or 962-9613 WE RENTSKIS!WHERE DO BABIESCOME FROMFind out—and find out about Sociology as amajor—at the Sociology DepartmentUndergraduate Cider & Donut Hour onWednesday, February 1, at 4:00 in SocialSciences 305. All Sociology majors and peopleconsidering Sociology as a possible major areinvited.PUB SUPER BOWLPub will be open 2-7pm. Best Big Screen 8,Sound setup in town. Happy Hour prices on alltap beers. Inexpensive food: Medici Pizzas,Cheddar Nachos, munchies. Come early.Members 21 +.Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views— All new kitchens and appliances— Wall-to-wall carpeting—Air conditioning— Optional indtxir or outd(X)r,parking — Community’ room— Resident manager— Round the clock security— Laundry facilities oneach fl(X>rStudios. One. Two and Three Bedrtxim apartments.One Bedroom from S505 — Two Bedroom from $700Rent includes heat, ax iking gas. and master TV antennaCall for information and appointment — 643 1406LfCWemieie#(OHse1Ch2 East 56th Street^In Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryEqual Housing Opportunity Managed b\ Metmplex. 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Flemming, Ph.D. George KocanAnne Grislandi Christine KocanLiette Gidlow Leslie LepeskaAmelia Gallitano Paul LemenPaul Gianaris Rosario LujanJim Gaughan HEnry LeeBrad Getz Mary LeitnerMichael A. Griffin Francis A. LongstaffTerry Graham Albert LeeClifford Grammich Frank LewisJ. Edward Hudsk Scott A. LydenDavid Hurley Edward LewisJames M. Hill Patrick J. LallyChristopher T. Hodgkins Janice MoyDouglas N. Honorof Carmen MartiScott Harper Ron MartinDiane Hill Tracy C. MillerCristina Hutchison Randall E. MillikanWHAT IS THE CURRENT LA W ON ABORTION? ~Aft current abortion law is based on two Supreme Courtdecisions: Roe vs. Wade and Doe vs. Bolton, both handeddown on January 22, 1973. The result is that:1. There are absolutely no restrictions on abortions forany reason during the tint 6 months of pregnancy,though states may regulate the techniques used inthe 2nd trimester to safeguard maternal health(e.g., requiring hospitals rather than clinics).2 In the last 3 months, any state '‘MAY. 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