^ OThe Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 26 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Friday, January 13, 1984Kuviasungnerk II kicks offBy Sondra KruegerAs Hyde Park succumbs towinter, the University of Chi¬cago will be shaken from itsfrozen apathy by Kuviasung¬nerk II. Veterans of last year’swimpy winter will recall thatsome of the events designed forwinter fun were cancelled dueto good weather, but JeanTreese, coordinator of Kuvia¬sungnerk, says “This yearwe’re hoping for badweather.”Kuviasungnerk was begun toreplace the freshman trip toGreen Lake because, Treesesays “not many people wereable to take advantage of it.Kuviasungnerk is intended tobe a break in a quarter that hasno holidays, and it is supposedto raise people’s spirits. It’s atongue in cheek celebration ofthe rigors of winter.”The fun begins Monday at6:45 a.m. with the first day ofKangeiko training. This pro¬gram of “intensive physical fit¬ness training” is directed byDean Levine. Participantsshould appear at Henry CrownField House each morning, ex¬cept Wednesday when therewill be a walk to the Pointstarting at Woodward Court.IM points will be awarded tothe House with the largestnumber of people participat¬ ing, and Kangeiko T-shirts willbe distributed to individualswho roll out every morning.For the saner souls amongus, a Faculty Fireside Seriesalso begins Monday at 4 p.m. inthe Ida Noyes East Lounge.Faculty members will speakon such subjects as “ArtieFood” and “The MercurySank.”An ice sculpture will appearMonday if the weather is suffi¬ciently frigid, and there arealso several contests for stu¬dents. Entries are due Jan. 20in Harper 269 by 2 p.m. Stu¬dents can enter the art conteston a “Wintry Subject”; theessay contest on “The Essen-Jean Treese tial Meaning of Kuviasugu-serk” (not to be confused withKuviasungnerk); and a scarf¬knitting contest. Yarn and nee¬dles can be picked up Mondayin Harper 269, and the groupknitting the most inches willwin. Scarves go to needy chil¬dren, and all contest winnerswill received a $50 cash prize.Jan. 20-21 will feature WinterOlympics, including cross¬country skiing, snow shoeraces, and snow sculpting.(Watch the Maroon for de¬tails.)The Fleshtones will providethe music for a free all-Collegedance Friday, and tickets willbe available Jan. 16-18 at theReynolds Club Box Office.First-year students, 1983-84transfers, and O-aides will betreated to the David SteinbergShow Saturday night in MandelHall followed by a reception inHutch Commons.Kuviasungnerk is sponsoredby the Dean of the College, theDean of Students in the Col¬lege, and Orientation. Treesesays there was “more studentinvolvement in planning thisyear’s event,” and the weekwill end with a Pajama BrunchJan. 22 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. inthe Ida Noyes Library. Prizewinners will be announced atthat time. Kuviasungnerk is alive andQuads. Events start Monday. livingHyde Park crime downAthletic prospies come to campusBy Frank LubyThe Office of Admissionsand the Athletic Departmentexpected about 80 studentsyesterday for the 10th VarsityWeekend, which brings pros¬pective high school students tocampus for interviews, discus¬sions, and opportunities to seethe athletic and academic lifeat the University.“We’re counting on the(present varsity) players toshow the prospects what anoutstanding place this is,” saidwrestling coach Leo Kocher.The prospective athletes —about 55 men and 30 women —will stay in the dormitories ofvarsity players for the week¬end, and both players andcoaches will join the prospect-ives at the numerous activitiesplanned.Ann Harvilla of College Ad¬missions said the overallnumber of students cominghas declined somewhat frompast years, but that decreaseinvolves scheduling problems.The office wanted to changethe date of the weekend fromFebruary, where it conflictedwith midterms in the College,to sometime in January, but apparently that date coincideswith many high school examtimes.“Almost all of those who de¬clined indicated that they werein the midst of test-taking,”said Harvilla.“February is a hard time forus,” Harvilla continued. “Withthe January date it’s still earlyenough for them to get theirapplication in.” The applica¬tion deadline for the College,Jan. 15, allows students tohave their campus visit andstill have time to go home andsend the application forms.Harvilla explained that anywomen who indicate on theirpreliminary applications thatthey would like more informa¬ tion on varsity sports receivean invitation to the weekend.With the men, the process be¬comes more selective.“The name (of the male ath¬lete) goes to the varsity pro¬gram, and they do a selectivemailing,” said Harvilla, ad¬ding that the men’s depart¬ment concentrates on bringingstudent-athletes from Illinois,Indiana, and southern Michi¬gan to campus for the week¬end. The women, though, comefrom all across the country.The coaches will attend theplanned activities and meettheir prospective athletes per¬sonally, and some will haveseparate meetings. For in-continued on page twelve By Hilary TillReported crime has de¬creased in the Hyde Park-Ken-wood area, reports Bob Masonof the South East ChicagoCommission (SECC). At theend of 1983, reported crimewas down by two percent com¬pared to the end of the pre¬vious year, says Mason Thearea in which these crime sta¬tistics were compiled is boundby 47th St. on the north, 61st St.on the south, Cottage GroveAve. on the west, and the lake-front on the east.Even with the decline incrime, the Hyde Park area hasstill had its share of robberies,burglaries, and harassment in¬cidences. Recently a man wasapprehended after allegedlyrobbing 57th Street Books asecond time. The bookstore, lo¬cated at 1301 E. 57th Street,was robbed in the middle ofDecember. Last Saturdaynight, the same man tried torob the bookstore again.The second time, however,he was caught. After the of¬fender left the store, one em¬ployee called the police and asecond employee followed therobber down an alley. Chicagopolice and University securityofficers came to the scenew'ithin moments of being alert¬ed. The offender was still inWoodward lecture features SternBy Michael ElliottRichard Stern, professor ofEnglish and the Committee onGeneral Studies in the Human¬ities, will read selections fromhis works for the second Wood¬ward Court lecture of thequarter Tuesday at 8:30 p.m.Stern has written ten worksLevine on Kangeikopage sevenInsideGREY CITY JOURNAL of fiction, including the novelOther Men’s Daughters andthe collection of short stories1968. For the lecture, however,he will read selections fromthe novel he is currently writ¬ing.Those who attend arewarned to expect an evening of“raucous entertainment.” “Imyself am rather prudish,”said Stern, “but often my char¬acters aren’t. While the lecturewon’t be an evening with Rich¬ard Pryor or Eddie Murphy, itmight be a bit indecorous byWoodward Court standards.”But for those warming up thehot tubs, Stern added “It’s notgoing to be X-rated.”Sterns will also read a yet-undetermined short story. Of1968, Stern said, “it was writ¬ten in retrospect about afuriously revolutionary year.”The title was a play on Or¬well’s 1984, created by “a pub¬lisher who knew the businessbetter than I. It turned out tobe a financial disaster, myworst-selling book. An aunt inNorth Carolina read it, andmaybe one of my children, Richarthough without my permission,of course. I understand thatthere is a third person who hasread it as well, and I’m deter¬mined to find this man before Idie.” Stern may read from itTuesday “since it is not toowell known.”Refreshments will be servedin the Resident Master’sApartment following the lec¬ture. sight when the police arrived,and the employee who followedthe robber pointed him out tothe officers. The offender wasstill carrying the proceeds ofthe burglary when the policeapprehended him. The man po¬lice arrested for the robberieshas been identified as GregoryMcClendon. 25, of 5906 S. Calu¬met.Other recent examples ofcrime besetting the centralHyde Park area are a series ofburglaries allegedly commit¬ted by an adult-juvenile theftteam. Huzell Gurley, 23, and a13-year old male youth havebeen charged with two burgla¬ries to date and are suspects inseveral other burglaries. Inone of the burglaries allegedlycommitted by the pair the sto¬len property has been partiallyrecovered.As far as campus incidencesare concerned, there has beenat least one occurrrence of ver¬bal sexual harassment report¬ed. Recently, a woman waswalking near the midway, notfar from Burton-JudsonCourts, when she was verballyharassed by several males.“No sex cases per se,” though,have occurred lately near themidway, reports Mason, lawenforcement coordinator forthe SECC.How can one avoid being avictim of crime this winter?Mason counsels “commonsense and awareness.” Hesays statistically people aresafer walking in groups thanalone. Also, when walkingabout, look alert: offendersoften seek out people who seemunaware of their surroundings,claims Mason. Another goodidea is to carry a whistle.“Whistle Stop is super,” saysMason. Not only can a whistleprovide a certain degree ofprotection, but it helps keep aperson alert when they arecarrying one.Because it is getting darkearlier, people should be care¬ful going into buildings withvestibules at night. Always gointo the building’s vestibuleswith the key ready to unlockthe door at the entrance. Ifthere is a stranger in the ves¬tibule either to not go in, or atleast do not loiter in the vesti¬bule, advises Mason. Also,never hold the door open for astranger, allowing him or herentrance in to the building.There has not been a crimewave of “vestibule crime” sofar hut historically some dooccur at about this .time ofyear, acknowledges Mason.» ,,Is A Good 5C CopyFull service copy center*,where we do the work for you.Decent paper selection forresumes, dissertations, or justmodest handout flyers. Wehave bindery service and offerfull service offset printing.Our copiers are the latest intechnology, speed andquality.YOU CAN GET ONE>, Ltd.5210 S. 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BLACKSTONEIN ADVANCETICKETS AVAILABLE AT REYNOLDS CLUBTICKET CENTER 962-7300(VISA, MASTERCHARGE ACCEPTED)M',>EME'EEmE IiSB THE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsJOHN KENNETHGALBRAITHspeaking oniSM A REVISED VIEW5Questions/Answers to FollowLaw School Auditorium • Friday,3:30 P.M.■ l-H II. ■-• — 13, 1984*Remembering KingThe Honorable- Harold Washington,Mayor of Chicago will be the featuredspeaker at the Annual Assembly com¬memorating the life and legacy of Dr.Martin Luther King, Jr. Tuesday at10:30 a.m. in Rockefeller Chapel.In addition to Mayor Washington,Rabbi Arnold J. Wolf of KAM IsaiahIsrael Congregation and State SenatorRichard Newhouse will also addressthe assembly. The Whitney Young Con¬cert Choir and the University HighChamber Choir will perform musicalselections, and there will be brief talksby student speakers.This year the theme of the assemblyis “Making the Dream a Reality,” andthe program will communicate thismessage through the spoken word andsong. Once again, students and teach¬ers from local public, parochial and in¬dependent schools have been invited tojoin the Laboratory Schools communi¬ty for this special occasion. Schoolswhich will be attending the assemblyinclude Ancona, Harvard School, TheLatin School, St. Thomas School andthe Faulkner School.The Black Students’ Association ofThe University of Chicago LaboratorySchools will host this assembly, and in¬vites faculty, staff and friends of theUniversity community to attend thisspecial event.For additional details contact JosephMcCord, Assistant to the Director, Uni¬versity of Chicago LaboratorySchools.Where Do We Go...“Where Do We Go From Here?” acommemorative program honoring Dr.Martin Luther King Jr., will be held to¬morrow, sponsored by the Organiza¬tion of Black Students and the UnitedCampus Christian Ministry.Speaking about the work and visionof King will be Rev. William J. Vance,pastor of the Berean Baptist Church,and Rev. Donald Wright-Guest, pastor of the Julia Gay United MethodistChurch and a former member of theNational Council of Churches Programto Combat Racism.The program will begin at 8 p.m. inthe Blue Gargoyle at 57th and Universi¬ty with a discussion period to follow.William VeederFeminist lectureWilliam Veeder, professor of En¬glish, will open the winter quarter lec¬ture series presented by the Forum forFeminist Scholarship Monday at 4 p.m.in Harper 130. Veeder will speak on“The Rape of True Woman: Crime, In¬sight, and Revolution in The Monk."Veeder, who teaches a popularcourse on the gothic novel, will discussthe problematic status of Matthew'Gregory Lewis’ 1796 gothic novel as a“feminist” text. Although The Monkpresents the rape and murder of itsheroine as titillating scenes forreaders, w'hat makes it more than amacho fantasy, Veeder will suggest, isits capacity to go beyond crimesagainst women and to explore the intri¬cacies of female sexuality.The Forum for Feminist Scholarship will present three more lectures thisquarter, all at 4 in Harper 130: on Feb.6, Professor Judith Gardiner, Universi¬ty of Illinois at Chicago, “Mothers,Daughters, and Lessing’s Cats”; onFeb. 20, Professor Lisa Ruddick, Uni¬versity of Chicago, “Virginia Woolfand Her Mother’s Ghost”; and onMarch 8, Professor Susan BrooksThistlethwaite, Chicago TheologicalSeminary, “Language and Power.”The lecture series is funded by theWomen’s Board of the University ofChicago.Epiphany hymn testChrist Seminary-Seminex will pres¬ent an Epiphany Hymn Festival atRockefeller Chapel Friday at 8 p.m.Paul Manz, Christ Seminary-Semin¬ex professor and artist in residence atthe Lutheran School of Theology willlead in the singing of hymns. Martin E.Marty, Fairfax M. Cone DistinguishedService Professor at the DivinitySchool, will join John H. Tietjen, presi¬dent of Christ Seminary-Seminex andothers in presentations at the Festi¬val.Potters to demonstratFree pottery demonstrations will ini¬tiate the new year for Artisans 21, agallery run by artists in Harper Court.Demonstrations will be each Saturdayin January, from noon to 4 p.m. All arewelcome.Jan. 14 — Jethro Jeffers, jr., workingon the potter’s wheelJan. 21 — Dorri Ellis, working on thewheelJan. 28 — Nan Freund, working onthe wheel and inviting visitors to par¬ticipate in a “hands-in” experiencewith the clay.All potters conducting demonstra¬tions are members of Artisans 21, acooperatively-run gallery thatoperates on a non-profit basis. Thegroup has been in Harper Court forfour years. Galbraith broadcastJohn Galbraith’s lecture can beheard live on WHPK 88.3 FM today,starting at 3:30 p.m.During the week of Kuviasungnerk,WHPK 88.3 FM will broadcast theseries of faculty fireside readings.Hear your favorite works, starting at 4p.m. all next week.John Kenneth GalbraithCorrectionIn Tuesday’s issue, an advertisementfor the Visiting Fellow’s public lecturetoday, to be given by John KennethGalbraith, incorrectly gave the date asJanuary 12. The correct date and timeare today at 3:30 p.m. in the Law’School Auditorium. The Maroon re¬grets the error.The MAROON EXPRESSThe Loop and North Side just got closer. The MAROON EXPRESS, a weekend coach serviceprovides affordable, dependable, and comfortable transportation for University of Chicagostudents.Tickets for the MAROON EXPRESS can be purchased with a U of C student ID at the Ida Noyesinformation desk, Reynolds Club box office, or any Residence Hall front desk. A 14-ridecoupon booklet good for one academic quarter is available for $10; individual one-way ticketscost $1.25. Note: Each ticket is valid for ONE ride.TAKE THE MAROON EXPRESS AND CATCH...... Jimmy Stewart in Hitchcock’s ’’Vertigo'’—just one block south of the ArtInstitute at the Fine Arts Theatre... "Jazz Showcase" at the Blackstone Hotel featuring James Moody-coupleof blocks south of the Art Institute—call 427-4300 for more info... The crazy science fiction flick "Liquid Sky"-now showing at theBiograph Cinema-get off at the Grant Hospital stop... Anything that’s happening on Rush Street-get off at the Water TowerSchedule for Maroon ExpressNorthbound SouthboundIda Noyes 6:30 pm 8:30 pm 10:30 pmShoreland 6:40 pm 8:40 pm 10:40 pmArt Institute 6:55 pm 8:55 pm -Water Tower Place 7:10 pm 9:10 pm -Grant Hospital 7:30 pm 9:30 pm -(Webster & Lincoln)Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:15 pm 1:45 am Diversey & Clark 7:45 pm 9:45 pm 11:45 pm 1:45 amGrant Hospital - - Midnight 2:00 am(Webster & Lincoln)Water Tower Place - - 12:15 am 2:15 am(1. Magnin)Art Institute - 10:00 pm 12:30 am 2:30 amShoreland - -Ida Noyes 8:30 pm 10:30 pm* Drop-offs throughout Hyde Park, including Shoreland and Ida NoyesThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 13, 1984—31’ "'■f'jppp »■*$:? f?‘*-: I: ^ - ^- ;- -V'.' - >:VA, . .AV*&?,.• r^r^Sf rto'ST^M/10X|c^, i^t |4g-fit fJtTO<NTTU^Crt>At AtFebi cfMt£o\/eU>, nte cMW&hAop (n€*>&,* Ttftr V\?loHte/op JAcp*^o*-> ! A*>D fJtfLDfoJG-A ‘P&e*^ tv^Pefie&tpc_y v—^I T>OiO*r iMtP^ (Zv>^iA<o^ r pity^k TAP Pools /**(/^\To the editor:With the voices of George F. Will andJohn Kenneth Galbraith still echoing inthe rafters of the law school auditori¬um, I would like to venture an assess¬ment of the ideas of these two men.Galbraith’s most celebrated book isThe Affluent Society (1958). In thisbook Galbraith argues that modern af¬fluence has made obsolete those no¬tions of political economy which wereformed in days of relative poverty. Heboldly sets about to found a new politi¬cal economy which, he warns hisreaders will enrage those backwardsouls who were satisfied with the oldideas. He asks our tolerance and offers a helpful analogy, “The man whomakes his entry by leaning against aninfirm door,’’ he writes, “gets an un¬earned reputation for violence.” Gal¬braith proceeds to prove that he whosets up infirm doors only to knock themdown with much flourish sometimesmay gain an unearned reputation forerudition.After mercilessly assailing argu¬ments that his book is too well written(I’m not kidding), Galbraith gets to hispoint. His message is, simply, that themodern affluent society has seen a pro¬fusion of private consumption goodsind a poverty of public services. Hejaints a dismal picture.Abhors U of C draft/aid “The family which takes itsmauve and cerise, air-condi¬tioned, power-steered, andpower-braked automobile out fora tour passes through cities thatare badly paved, made hideousby litter, blighted buildings, bill¬boards, and posts for wires thatshould long since have been putunderground. They pass on into acountryside that has been ren¬dered largely invisible by com¬mercial art...they picnic on ex¬quisitely packaged food from aportable icebox by a pollutedstream and go on to spend theniPht at a park which is a menaceTo the editor.I was pleased to see Mr. Grammich’sreport on the resolution passed by theMeadville/Lorn bard T h eol ogicalSchool (Maroon, 1/10). It is nice to seethat somebody is concerned with theOrwellian consequences of the Solo¬mon Amendment. 1 only wish that theUniversity community would showequal concern. It seems that the pres¬ent student body prefers meek compli¬ance.When I returned from a trip abroad(representing, ironically, American in¬terests) I was inundated with demandsthat I sign the infamous form whichwas distributed in July 1983. The“Statement of Educational Pur¬pose/Registration Compliance” expli¬citly linked funding < even loans i withcompliance with Selective Service reg¬ulations. The University was actingunder pressure from the U.S. Govern¬ment as embodied in federal law whichhas received Supreme Court approval.The University may have felt that itshands were tied in the matter, but whatabout student reaction? Surely therewould be some resistance. Fat chance.The powers that be informed me on January 6th that I was one of only twostudents in the entire University whohad failed to sign the form. Yes,friends, that is the number two. Whereare the protesters? Is the concept of op¬position to blatant government inva¬sion of privacy entirely foreign to thestudents of the 1980’s? I have been ad¬vised that when the “feds” were in¬formed that there were only two non-compliers on the entire campus, theyexpressed supreme dissatisfaction thateven this minute percentage might befailing to comply with their latest re¬pressive devices. And so the Universitycontinued to crawl on the backs of thetwo who cared.I signed. I'm 28 years old, andtheoretically immune to the draftwhich will inevitably arise as a resultof Reagan's militarism. To those whogave in without a fight — don’t expectmuch help when the day comes. To theremaining resister — Happy 1984!As a final note, in order not to pro¬voke inappropriate replies, I shouldnote that 1 am not 100% against regis¬tration for the draft, although a legiti¬mate need for a draft in the near futureis improbable. The registration proce¬dures adopted by the Reagan adminis¬ tration. however, and the link to educa¬tional programs is sufficientlydisturbing that we might be better offwithout registration. A procedurewhich is open to abuse should not beplaced in the hands of the current ad¬ministration.Eric SchillerGrad. Student inLinguistics T.A. pay lessTo the editor:The University treats graduate stu¬dents like some kind of 19th centurysurplus labor pool. Teaching assistantsin the English department get paid $750a quarter. Other private, PhD, grant¬ing universities pay first time teachingassistants in the English departmentan average of better than $1400 aquarter. That’s bad enough. But thenthe provost’s office — they decide thesematters — has the nerve to tell t.a.’sthat they don’t get library privileges.That’ll be $50 a quarter, please. Netpay $700 or about $3.50 an hour. And if at.a. says, “That’s unfair!” the admin¬istration just says, so don’t take thejob, there’s plenty of job hungry stu¬dents who will. You see, we have totake the jobs because we need them forour vitas so we can demonstrate thatwe’ve got teaching experience so thatmaybe someday we can get real jobs.They’ve got us over the barrel.How about it, Masters of the GreatBooks, callers on the values of WesternCivilization — at least give us libraryprivileges. David Farbergraduate studentto public health and morals. Justbefore dozing off on an air mat¬tress, beneath a nylon tent, amidthe stench of decaying refuse,they may reflect vaguely on thecurious unevenness of their bless¬ings.”Galbraith doesn’t mention that afterreflecting on the unevenness of theirblessings, the family leaves all its ref¬use littered about the camp ground andheads home in their mauve and cerise,air-conditioned, et cetera car.Galbraith is saying that if the afflu¬ent society would only spring for somehousemaids, we could have a grand oldtime. The littering is fine — just as longas we pay someone to pick up after us.A decadent idea.George Will’s last book. Statecraft asSoulcraft (1983), asserts that the busi¬ness of government is and Should besoulcraft — a concern with the civicvirtue of its citizens. Thus he wouldargue that what the affluent societyneeds is not a housemaid but a goodnanny. Both would agree, however, onone thing. You just can’t get good helpthese days.S. Anthony LydenCollege studentEconomic"The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chi¬cago. It is published twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of theMaroon are in Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555. The Shoreland Shuttle PHOTO BY ARA j6LAUAN-.I if| fife ■K' ’£ M Anna HupertEditor;Jeffrey TaylorMsnagmg EditorCliff GrammichPurnima DubeyAssistant Features EditorllMOcialilBdttor: Michael Elliott -vContributors: Rosemary Blinn. Phil Cafaro Anthony ( ashman. Maxwell Chi, Kahane Corn, Wally Dabrowski, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Audrey Guzik, Don Haslam,Ann Hirte, Keith Horvath, Victor King, Jeff Makos, Leah Schlesinger, NathanSchoppa, Geoff Sherry, Koyin Shih, Hilary Till, Bob Travis, John Vispoel, JordanWankoff. Frank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBrian MulliganGrey City Journal Editor Chris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary keyiew Editor More East-West morning bus runs4—The Chicago Maroon-Friday, J To the editor:During the last quarter I have fre¬quently ridden the Shoreland shuttlebus to campus, even though I am not aShoreland resident. I know that be¬cause of people like me, Shoreland res¬idents sometimes cannot find a placeon the bus I am not surprised, there¬fore. that restrictions were recentlyplaced on riding the Shoreland bus. Iam surprised, though, that nobody haspicked up on the fact that the Shore-land bus was crowded because thereare no other services provided to fulfillthe needs of students iivng in mat area. The problem is not one of cost — Iwould be willing to pay 45c for a ride onthe East-West bus if it were available.The problem is one of scheduling — thelast East-West bus arrives on campusat 8:30 a.m. If there are enough peoplegoing to campus between 8-and 10 a m.to create a problem for the Shorelandbus system, isn’t there enough demandto justify extending the East-West busschedule by at least one hour? Hey, atleast give it a try!._ y . ,-„t , ..rn~ Ray Friedman■ V :. ” * ***>.' c jgf.&pi -* * AV- A ‘. • ■ ’. . . . :I!11A■■Pit HUMORfli Sr-": '-WMAffirmative action forthe thinking impairedBy Karl BarthesMost of us chose the University ofChicago as the venue of our higher edu¬cation because we felt that here, atleast, true merit would be adequatelyrewarded. Everywhere else in the Unit¬ed States, we had found, true merit hadto bow down to pressure from PuertoRicans, blacks, women, cripples, andbag-ladies. Milton Friedman, AlanBloom, and the University of Chicagowere to provide a sanctuary from thesedemands from the lobby for mediocri¬ty. It is therefore with sincere andheartfelt regret that I now feel com¬pelled to announce the discovery of aheinous crime that the Hanna Gray ad¬ministration has been perpetratingupon the University community, with¬out warning us, and in direct violationof all the sound principles on which thisUniversity was founded, this adminis¬tration has been actively pursuing arigid policy of affirmative action: affir¬mative action for stupid people.According to unidentified but well-in¬formed sources within the administra¬tion, a definite quota has recently beenestablished for the admission of stupidpeople to the University. It was sug¬gested by the College faculty that in thegraduate departments this quotashould be as high as 50 percent. Sincesome fairly influential members of theadministration had severe reserva¬tions about the adoption of such a poli¬cy, a few alternative suggestions werealso given serious consideration. One ofthese was to reserve the College entire¬ly for stupid people, thereby alleviatingthe pressure on the graduate depart¬ments. It was eventually decided, how¬ever, that the optimal solution to theproblem was the establishment of threenew Committees only for stupid people— the Committee on Social Thought,the Committee on the Conceptual Foun¬dations of Science, and the Committeeon Sexual Harassment. In the mean¬time the quota in the College would berestricted to less than 95 percent, andthe graduate departments would haveto establish quotas commensurate withthe funding they received from the Uni¬versity.According to apologists within theadministration, however, the Universi¬ty has not really adopted such a policyof affirmative action. Some stupid peo¬ple are admitted to the University eachyear, they claim, only because they areable to pay tuition and do not requirefinancial aid. It made more sense toadmit them to the College than to thegraduate departments because stu¬dents in the College have to pay tuitionfor four years while those in graduateschool usually only pay tuition forthree. Moreover, the officials empha¬sized, the University is quite sincere inits allegiance to the spirit of the Bakkedecision. Even if the administrationwere to adopt a policy of affirmativeaction, no definite quotas would ever beestablished. Stupidity would, at most,be just one criterion among many inadmission decisions.Questioned about the Committee onSocial Thought, these officials arguedthat the connection between its estab¬lishment and the general rise of stupid¬ity on campus was purely coincidental.This committee had been establishedonly because the University had beenfaced with the choice between havingeither a Committee on Social Thoughtor a Committee on Socialist Thought,the latter being a pet project of the leftwing of the Sociology and PoliticalScience Departments. They declined tocomment on the Committee on the Con¬ceptual Foundations of Science as theywere not aware of its existence. Theywere also not at liberty to disclose anyinformation on the Committee on Sex¬ual Harassment since it preferred tocarry out its activities under a veil ofsecrecy.In the meantime the Department ofEconomics has suggested that the en¬tire controversy be avoided by the in¬troduction of a scheme to equalize SATand GRE scores so as to reduce the tan¬ gible difference between the stupidsand the not-so-stupids. Iri parallel to theprogram for a negative income tax, ithas proposed that people with lowscores just have a certain amountadded to their scores. The increase inthe total score would be offset by the re¬moval of a fixed low amount from eachhigh score. Those with high scoreswould be encouraged to repeat takingthese tests each term as a public ser¬vice so as to keep the amount subtract¬ed from each high score at a reason¬ably low level. This would ensure thatthere was no loss of incentive amongthose taking tests. At the same time thetotal amounts added and subtractedeach year would remain balanced.Thus the whole problem of affirmativeaction and quotas could be avoided andall admisson decisions could be basedon financial prowess.Critics of the Department of Eco¬nomics have pointed out that its iden¬tification of low SAT and GRE scoreswith stupidity is methodologically un¬justified, and that MCAT, LSAT, andGMAT scores should also be givenproper credit. In any case, the exis¬tence of this proposal has importantramifications. Considering the well-known liaison between this departmentand the administration, it shows thatthe administration is attempting tomislead the community about the ex¬tent of the rise of stupidity on campus.This certainly seems to indicate that, inspite of all its public denials, the ad¬ministration has adopted a covert poli¬cy of affirmative action for stupid peo¬ple and it now becomes the task of allconcerned members of the communityto get this policy repealed.The first, and most obvious, step is aconcerted movement for the abolitionof the three special committees. Stu¬dents of the Committee on the Concep¬tual Foundations of Science have al¬ready perceived the justice of thismovement and have all transferred toother departments. All members of theCommittee on Sexual Harassmenthave promised never to expose them¬selves. The Committee on SocialThought remains. This committee con¬sists of men and women who gather inthe quads every night of the new moonto worship the Great Books. The com¬mittee can be abolished quite easily:all the Great Books on campus justhave to be burned. These include allbooks by Herodotus, Plato, Aristotle,Augustine, Plutarch, Harold Robbins,and Barbara Cartland. The burningought to be public as, for instance, inthe front of the Reg. Otherwise the ad-ministation might not fully understandthe significance of such a magnificentgesture on the part of the community.While it is believed that this simpleexpedient will permanently solve theproblem of stupidity on campus, addi¬tional measures might become neces¬sary. The next step would be the aboli¬tion of the College. While this mightinitially seem hard to carry out, andmight even meet some opposition fromdemented undergraduates, it can actu¬ally be quite simply affected. Jimmy’swill have to be closed down, and theShoreland turned into a brothel. No un¬dergraduate will be seen on campusagain. Finally, if none of these mea¬sures suffice, the University itself willjust have to be abolished. This mightseem like a radical solution, but wemust remember that some sacrificesmight sometimes have to be made. Atno price must we be willing to allowstupid people to degrade our magnifi¬cent institution of higher learning.Even extinction is better. Here’s to theAbolitionist cause! May victory beours.This is the Maroon's first humor col¬umn of the year. We are eager and will¬ing to accept humorous submissionsfrom the student body for possible pub¬lication in this column. The Maroon of¬fice is located in Room 303, Ida NoyesHpll, and is open week days from 9 to5. — \Contacts for Sale!What Is A Bargain?The 4 questions most frequently asked about contact lenses are:1. How Much Are Your Lenses?2. How Much Are Your Lenses?3. How Much Are Your Lenses?4. How Much Are Your Lenses?What is really more important, the lowest price, or the best fittinglenses? We think the 4 questions should be:1. Is the doctor really a contact lens specialist?(or is he an eyeglass salesman?)2. 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For informa¬tion contact Hennessy, the director offood services, at 753-3527.Conference to discuss bishops’ letterThe ramifications of the Americanbishops' Pastoral Letter on W’ar andPeace will be discussed in a conferenceat the University of Chicago Monday.Joseph Cardinal Bernardin, chair¬man of the committee that drafted thepastoral letter, will conclude the con¬ference with an address on “TheChurch in the Public Life of the Nation :The American Bishops’ Pastoral Let¬ter” at 8 p.m. in Rockefeller MemorialChapel, 5850 Woodlawn Ave.The conference, entitled “TheChurches and the Challenge of Peace :Political and Theological Responses tothe Pastoral Letter on War andPeace,” is a result of “the obvious con¬cern about nuclear war among the pub¬lic, which is, if anything, muchstronger than it was last spring whenthe bishops’ letter appeared,” accord¬ing to Robin Lovin, professor at theUniversity’s Divinity School and direc¬tor of its “Project on Religion andAmerican Public Life.” Participants in the conference aretheologians, philosophers, and politicalscientists. They will analyze the effec¬tiveness of what Lovin calls “a majoreffort of the church to teach and per¬suade the public.” The letter wasnamed the most important religiousnews story of the past year by TheChristian Century.“One of the things that is significantabout the letter in historical terms isthat it marks the political maturationof the American Catholic church,”Lovin said. “It's no longer an immi¬grant church seeking acceptance, but amajor social force that takes its roleseriously.”Participants will also look at the no¬tion of using pastoral letters for suchteaching and persuasion — a notion,that Lovin says is gaining popularityamong the bishops who are planning apastoral letter on the economy nextyear.The schedule for the one-dav confer¬ence is as follows: From 1 to 3 p.m., main speaker:James A. Gustafson. U of C DivinitySchool; panelists: John HowardYoder, University of Notre Dame;Tom Donaldson, Loyola University;and John Coleman. Jesuit School ofTheology at Berkeley.From 3:30 to 5:30 p.m., main speak¬er: Kenneth Thompson, University ofVirginia; panelists: John J. Mear-sheimer. University of Chicago; RuthAdams, editor. Bulletin of the AtomicScientists; and Douglas Sturm. Buck-nell University.The conference is co-sponsored byThe Project on Religion and AmericanPublic Life, which is studying the roleand responsibilities of religion to thepublic, and the Institute for the Ad¬vanced Study of Religion. Both arepart of the University’s DivinitySchool.All talks are free and open to the pub¬lic and, with the exception of CardinalBernardin's, will be held in the SwiftLecture Hall, 1025-35 E. 58th St.Kuviasungnerk:Dean Levine comes cleanMayor Harold Washington has as¬sembled a slate of candidates pledgedto a “favorite son” candidacy for dele¬gate selection to the Democratic na¬tional convention. Washington-pledgedcandidates will run in six of the city’seight Congressional districts.Washington loyalists will run in the1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 9th districts.The 1st, which contains Hyde Park,2nd, and 7th are black-majority dis¬tricts which have been the base for themayor’s power.Three Hyde Parkers are runningpledged to the mayor — State Rep.Barbara Flynn Currie (D-26), StateSen. Richard Newhouse (D-13), and Ti-muel Black. Other prominent 1st dis¬trict pols running for delegate andpledged to Washington include citytreasurer Cecil Partee; Eugene Saw¬yer, 6th ward alderman and commit¬teeman; John Stroger, Cook Countycommissioner and 8th ward commit¬teeman; and Rev. Willie Barrow ofOperation PUSH.Partee had earlier pledged supportto US Sen. John Glenn (D-Ohio), butchanged his mind to support themayor. Partee told the Chicago Tri¬bune he joined the Washington slate asa “show of support for the mayor in hisquest to be a favorite son candidate.”Partee was also quoted as saying hewould back Washington on the first bal¬lot, but declined to say whom he wouldsupport if the mayor withdrew beforethe convention.Rev. Jesse Jackson of OperationPUSH had been expected to file slatesof candidates for delegate spotspledged to his candidacy; however,Jackson instead filed only for the non¬binding preferential primary andpledged his support to Washington’sbid for favorite-son status. SeveralJackson supporters are pledged toWashington.The failure of Jackson to file dele¬gate slates drew sharp criticism of hiscampaign’s weaknesses from 8th wardAid. Marian Humes. Humes, on WIND-AM Radio’s “For the Record” to bepresented Sunday at 10:30 p.m., saidJackson should file delegate slates inhis home state of Illinois before search¬ing for delegates in other states.Only Glenn and former Vice Presi¬dent Walter Mondale have filed dele¬gate slates in all of the state’s Congres¬sional districts. The most prominentDemocrat to back Glenn is PatrickQuinn of the Cook County Board of(Tax) Appeals. Mondale, in addition tohaving the formal endorsement of theCook County and statewide RegularDemocratic Organizations, has sup¬port from such prominent Democratsas US Rep. Dan Rostenkowski (D-8),32nd ward committeeman, and Thom¬as Hynes, Cook County assessor and19th ward committeeman.Other Democratic candidates havenot either filed delegate slates yet orhave not done so in all the state’s dis¬tricts. California US Sen. Alan Cran¬ston, a supporter of Washington in lastyear’s mayoral primary, did not file inthe 1st, 2nd, and 7th districts in respectof Washington’s slate.The overall chances of the mayor’sslate varies as widely as the nature ofthe districts in which it is filed. Thecity’s balck-miajority districts shouldBloom to hold rallyAid. Larry Bloom will hold a neigh¬borhood rally for his Cook Countystate’s attorney campaign Sunday atthe Windermere, 1642 E. 56th St.Bloom, the 5th Ward alderman, is chal¬lenging incumbent Richard M. Daleyfor the Democratic nomination for thepost.Several local officials who endorsedBloom’s bid at his declaration of can¬didacy are expected to attend, includ¬ing State Rep. Barbara Flynn Currieand 4th Ward Aid. Timothy Evans. Ac¬cording to Bruce Fisher, press secre¬tary for the Bloom campaign, the al¬derman will address the issues ofcorruption in county government andinclusion of minorities in the judicialsystem. give Washington’s slate a solid victory,although other battles in the 2nd and7th districts, particularly for Congres¬sional nominations, could divert atten¬tion and energy from the mayor’s ef¬forts.The 3rd and 5th districts will proba¬bly be where Washington’s slate re¬ceives its weakest support. Both arewhite majority districts which will notbe sympathetic to the favorite son bidby Washington.The 3rd district consists of the south¬west edge of the city and suburbs to thesouth and west. The Chicago portion ofthe district contains 40 percent of thedistrict’s residents and is 96 percentwhite.The 5th district, the heart of the lateRichard J. Daley’s Democratic ma¬chine, is nearly 75 percent white, buthas a growing Hispanic population.Nevertheless, a Washington slate willprobably not do well here.The 9th district may provide a goodindication of how well Washington’sslate does. It contains the city’s lake-front and adjacent North Shore su¬burbs. If a Washington slate hasstrength from white voters anywhere,it will be here.Q: Exactly what does Kuviasungnerkmean?A: We had some witty essays on theword last year, but none of them got tothe root of the matter. Kuviasungnerkis an Eskimo word that is made up, asEskimo words tend to be, of a numberof discrete morphemes. ‘Kuvia’ means‘producing feelings of happiness’, and‘sug’ signifies ‘notice the effects of’.So: ‘kuviasug’ means ‘to feel happy’.‘Nerk’ makes an abstract noun formwhen added to other morphemes.When added to ‘kuviasug’, it kicks an‘n’ into ‘sug’ and creates a word thatmeans “the state of feeling happy,”i.e., happiness. I gather that the wordis often used among Eskimos to de¬scribe a time when fish are abundantand when people spend a lot of time so¬ cializing and partying.Q: You’ve got another exotic word innext week’s program — kangeiko.What’s that all about?A: Well, kangeiko is a composed word,too. The Japanese language also putsmorphemes together to constructwords, if not to the extent that Eskimodoes. In Japanese, ‘kan’ means‘winter’, and ‘keiko’ signifies ‘train¬ing’. So the meaning of kangeiko isquite straightforward: ‘winter train¬ing’.Q: Don’t the two words actually pointin very opposite directions?A: Yes and no. Both notions seem tome to do a splendid job of solving thekey problem of the Winter Quarter.Q: How is that0A: The key problem is how to define winter in such a way that it is no longerseen as a ‘problem'. It's like any prob¬lem that people get hung up on for along time. The solution is often tochange the terms of the issue, to re¬frame the whole business so that whatappears to be a distressing problemthat somehow has to be solved, or “got¬ten through,” gets reconceived as anelement of opportunity in a larger per¬spective. I find the notion that winter isjust something that haas to be survivedor coped with as offensive as the notionof “killing time”.Q: But you agreed that kuviasungnerkand kangeiko do express very differentthemes.A: Yes, each suggests a fundamentalway of reframing the winter experi¬ence. Kuviasungnerk suggests a social-hedonistic approach, and kangeiko anascetic-spiritual approach. The more Ithink about it. the more I find the Ku-viasungnerk-Kangeiko dichotomy acandidate for one of those great univer¬sal binary oppositions, like Yin andYang, Platonic and Aristotelian. Latkeand Hamantash.Q: Then what about kuviasuguserk?A: I just don’t know what to say aboutthat. It may threaten the powerful cos¬mology I have been hoping the campuswould subscribe to by seeing the illu-minatory value of the kuviasung-nerk/kangeiko opposition. I’m lookingfor help from this year’s essay compe¬tition. Obviously I cannot say more.However, 1 do think it can be said thatthis year there will be an extraordinar¬ily intimate connection between kuvia¬sungnerk and the prize that will beawarded for the winning submissions.Final event in this year’s Kuviasungnerk Winter Olympics is the LawSchool Library ski jump. Here last year’s winnpr gnpc for brokeThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 13, 1984—7Listen to the insiders who knowthe Capitol inside out. Joinmoderator Paul Duke and ao : 'it p \\ .ivninpt a.journalists for a lively,insider’s view of thenews. Ever) week onWashington Weekk'' In Review.Fridav■weveningson PBS.:■■■■ ■ / S: .WbingtonWeek in ReviewA production of WETA/ 26. Washington. D.C. jL» (DttrCfjef preparesauthentic CREOLE and CAJUNspecialties. 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Performance experience includestours with Mordine & Co., Osgood Dancers, and UrbanGateways.BLUES HARMONICA... Instructor has teaching and perforrthroughout the greater New York area.January 6, 1964 • 16th Yearkuviasungnerk:SOCRATES TO FREUD“Kuviasungnerk” is, in a word, untranslatable. The Oxford EnglishDictionary traces its etymology to the Indo-European “eergstnerk,”meaning roughly “that which one does because consciousness requiresit.” Later references to similar (though possibly unrelated) words in¬clude “kuvianthos” in book XI of the Republic, which a student of So¬crates uses to connote “one who habitually answers yes certainly, youmust completely and unequivocally without error have truly solvedand comprehended all questions relating to man’s existence,’ ” and“viasunga” in the Aeneid which describes “the road we take becauseno other has been constructed.”Kuviasungnerk has a distinguished (if confused) modern history. TheJournal of Pedantic Philology, in its recent “Kuviasungnerk: Reconsi¬dered” notes a direct reference in one of Hegel’s lectures to the term.When a student asked Hegel to define the word, the master is reputedto have responded “Ach, schlemeil, call it Zeitgeist.” Marx turned Ku¬viasungnerk on its head, in his Economic, Philosophic and JocularEssays of 1844, by arguing that the historical development of kuvia¬sungnerk since the Middle Ages had created “estranged humor” —which prevented jokes from having their “natural effect.” Neitzschebroached the kuviasungnerk debate by positing a “kuviasungnerker-mann,” who could overcome both the Oriental tendency to lose oneselfin internal contemplation and the Occidental danger of losing oneself incontemplation of society by contemplating nothing.Most recently, kuviasungnerk appeared in a case history by Freud.The “Case of Anna Wo” (an extraordinary analysis of a VienneseJewess of Chinese extraction) recounts the noise Anna made when at¬tempting to simultaneously describe her dream of being chased by agiant smoked salmon and consume a sachertorte. “The patient thenmade a curious combined gagging and wheezing sound — ‘kuviasung¬nerk,’ which I took to be her response to the transference of the fish’squalities to myself. Only later did I realize that this was an unconsciousreference to Goethe’s Der Loxnacht, revealing both her shame in hav¬ing been forced to eat smoked salmon without cream cheese as a childand her fear of men.” — from The Psychopathology of Everyday BodilyNoises.— David Siegelci o< THE RAVEN-SNERK (after Poe)Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,Over many a bland and tiresome volume of eclectic work —While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As if someone gently rapping at my window through the murk.“ ‘Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping softly through the murk —I wonder who, the stupid jerk.”Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,In there stepped a stately Raven, easing past a text of Burke.Not the least obeisance made he; not a moment stopped or stayed he;But, for liquor quickly made he, giving me a knowing smirk —Perched upon a case of Millers’ with that slightly drunken smirk.Perched, and sat, and gurgled, “Erk.”Now this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling;Sundry scenes of drunken pleasure tempted me my task to shirk.Then the quite besotted Raven, seized the case that was my haven,Downed a can I had been savin’. “Bah!” I cried, “To hell with work!Pass a beer, thou brazen buzzard, and we'll drink to no more work!”Quoth the Raven, “Kuviasungnerk!”Martin ZaideiMark OlsonPeter Gruenbaum_ . for makingthis a great year tor the Hair Performers, (itappreciation m’c like to give you 50% OFF ourCustom Perms. 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Buy your tickets now!For more information, caff the StudentActivities Office at 962-9554.-v SEES• * 1* >i.s..jrr*WrDANCEBest of Dance for a Dollar Actually, $3now; but they should be good, forthis is a program of audience favor¬ites selected from the August 1983Dance for a Dollar concerts. Choreo¬graphers Kate Kuper, Jill Kellner,Donna Ippolito, and Nancy Safianwill present selected and newworks. MoMing Dance Arts Center,1034 W Barry, 472-9894. Fri, Satand Sun, Jan 13, 14, 15, and 20, 21,22; Fri and Sat at 8:30 and Sun at7:30. $3.Gus Giordano Jazz Dance Company per¬forming jazz-based works from therepertory. Mayer Kaplan JCC; 5050W Church, Skokie; 675-2200. SatJan 14 at 8:15. $6.Solbrig or Shineflug? The mysteriousNana S. and the Chicago MovingCompany will premiere GoingPlaces, choreographed to music byChicagoan Johnse Holt; and Win¬dows, inspired by Edward Hopper;and also perform other works.Dance Center of Columbia College,4730 N Sheridan, 271-7804. Fri andSat, Jan 13 and 14 at 8. $8.WOMENThis is a calendar of some of the po¬litical, social, and cultural events forwomen taking place in Chicago thismonth. For information on other hap¬penings you can also call the JaneAddams Book Store at 663-1885, theNorth Shore Women's Center at491-1103, and the Loop YWCA at372-6600.Mountain Moving Coffeehouse, 1655 W.School Street (west of the Belmont elStop), 275-6512:Jan. 14 — the Movie The War Widowwill be shown at 7 and9 pm.Jan. 21 — Lesbian community pot-luck dinner at 8 pm.Jan. 28 — Hot Flash, a four-womanlocal dancing band. Shows at 8:30and 9:45.Women Organized for ReproductiveChoice: 786-0036:Jan. 18 — Forum: Birth ControlIssues for Women, noon at CircleCenter at the Univ. of Illinois at Chi¬cago.Jan. 25 — Forum: The Health ofBlack Women, noon at the Nurses’Residence at Polk and Wolcott.Given by the director of the BlackWomen's Health Project.Jan. 28 — Workshops with the BlackWomen’s Health Project dealingwith racism and sexism in women’slives: Black and Female — What isthe Reality (9:30 am), and TheBlack-White Connection (1 pm), atthe Loop YWCA, 37 S. Wabash. Call786-0036 to register.Women & Children First, a bookstore at922 W. Armitage, has programs onTuesdays at 7:15 pm:Jan. 17 — Discussion on bisexuality.Open to all women who have, ormay, relate sexually to both womenand men.Jan. 24 — The Illinois Senate Race:Who's Best for Women. With stafffrom the candidates’ campaigns.Jan. 31 — The Herstory of Candle¬mas.Chicago NowJan. 19 — Pay Equity: Strategies forclosing the wage gap, 7 pm at theLoop YWCA. With Barbara FlynnCurrie.MISCChaplin Meets Freud Dr. George Pol¬lack, M.D., President of the Institutefor Psychoanalysis will give a lec¬ture on "Autobiography throughFilm: Charlie Chaplin" following thescreening of three Chaplin shorts:Easy Street, The Vagabond and Theimmigrant. Dr. Pollack writes,"Using the framework that creativeworks may autobiographical, select¬ed films of Chaplin will be examinedfrom this perspective. Aspects of hislife, especially his early years, willbe discussed in connection with theirpossible impact upon his creativityas an actor, director, writer and po¬litical figure.” Wed, Jan 18, 6 p.m.Film Center at the School of the ArtInstitute. Columbus Dr. and JacksonBlvd.MUSICk Music Folk guitarist Jim Hirshong with Hostess: Kristin Ericksonill appear at the International Cof-lehouse. Hirsh is noted for his debut album, Working On Steel. Hisinstrumental and vocal renditionscover a wide variety from the Beat¬les, Fats Waller to Bach and the Roll¬ing Stones. Admission: free. Jan 139 p.m. until 1 a.m.The Fifth Dimension, The AssociationJust what was the Age of Aquariusand what does it have to do with1984& Sat Jan 14 at 8. RialtoSquare Theatre, 15 E Van Buren.242-7171.Jump ‘N the Saddle Band Their noveltysong, “The Curly Shuffle,” has be¬come a national hit — a sad commen¬tary on the state of American radio.Sat Jan 14 at McGreevy's, 2680 WGolf Rd. 729-7702.Mary Travers Folk Music. Yawn. SunJan 15 at 7:30. ParkWest, 322 WArmitage. 929-5959.Princess Ida Gilbert and Sullivan’s op¬eretta concerns a mythical women’suniversity whose walls are stormedby curious males. Another bitinglyrelevant production. Opens Thur Jan19 at Dearborn Park Theatre, 720 SDearborn. $10. 922-4321.Chicago Chamber Orchestra Guest ar¬tist Joseph Guestafeste will performthe concerto for string bass and or¬chestra by Domenico Dragonetti.Then, as if that wasn't enough, aperformance of the Chamber Concer¬to No. 2 by contemporary Danishcomposer Vagn Holmboe. Sun Jan 15at the United Church of Hyde Park,1448 E 53 St. Absolutely free.THEATERTable Manners (written by Alan Ayck¬bourn, directed by Andy Probst)Past productions by Concrete GothicTheatre have given the group animage of ambition and seriousness.In general, CGT has not performed agreat deal of comedy, one notableexception being last year's producti¬on of The Real Inspector Hound. Eventhe recent successful production ofSexual Perversity in Chicago was ac¬companied by Kafka’s sharply con¬trasting Warden of the Tomb.When you come to CGT’s first prod¬uction this quarter, however, don’texpect to see on-stage whippingsand illustrations of the futility ofman’s attempts to improve civiliza¬tion, as in the summer’s productionof Marat/Sade. Instead, CGT is pres¬enting its first winter audience alight comedy set in July. The upcom¬ing production of Table Mannersfrom the trilogy The Norman Con¬quests by Alan Ayckbourn promiseslaughs and welcome entertainmentto offset the beginning of whatmany dread as the "gloomy winterquarter.” This play derives much ofits humor from the characters' mis-judgment of themselves and theirblindness to the situations aroundthem, but it does not condemn themfor their faults. It provides a candidglimpse of human nature, but it alsoencourages a light-hearted accep¬tance of humans as human. WhileConcrete Gothic Theatre is still pro¬ducing serious drama, it is also pres¬enting a show that its audiences aresure to appreciate for its livelinessand humor.Table Manners takes place in thedining room of an old Victoriancountry house in England. Two of thecharacters, Reg and Sarah, havecome to the house for a restful week¬end away from the city. Reg's sisterAnnie, who normally lives in thehouse and cares for their invalidmother, has planned a slightly lessthan restful weekend away from thecountry. Plans are spoiled, though,when the domineering Sarah per¬suades Annie to stay in the house forthe weekend, and the husband ofReg s other sister Ruth allows him¬self to stay in the house and createmisery for Sarah. Further complica¬tions arise when Sarah summonsRuth to join her husband Norman,and when the family friend Tom ex¬hibits a surprising reversal of histypical mild-manneredness. Themasterful depictions of these charac¬ters and the antagonisms betweenthem produce remarkably funny sit¬uations and an exceptionally funnyshow.The show will take place in theReynolds Club first floor theater at 8o’clock on January 13, 14, 20, 21and 22. Tickets are $3 with a UC I.D.and $4 for the general public. —Dorothy WaltonHedda Gabler (written by Henrik Ibsen,directed by Susan Dafoe) CourtTheatre's third production of theseason is a new adaptation by Arti-sic Director Nicholas Rudall. CourtTheatre 5535 S Ellis. Wed-Sat at 8;Sun at 2:30 and 7:30. Previews arescheduled for Jan 7-8, 10-11. OpensGrey City Journal 13 Jan 84Staff: Pat Finegan, Joel Ginsberg, Jonathan Katz, Jae-Ha Kim, BruceKing, Lorraine Kenny, Michael Kotze, Madeline Levin, Rainer Mack, Jef¬frey Makos, Nadine McGann, Vince Michael, Davia Miller, John Probes.Dan Sakura, Cassandra Smithies, David Sullivan, Bob Travis, GregoryWalters, Ken WissokerProduction: Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Jesse HalvorsenAssociate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan '* AVJacques Henri Lartigue, Grand Prlx of the Automobile Club of Peris, Dieppe, 1911Jacques Henri Lartigue was borninto the leisure class of turn-of-the-century Paris. He was never for¬mally educated, yet his father in¬stilled in both Jacques and his olderbrother a love for everythingwhich was new in the fast-changingworld—autos, flying machines, in¬ventions, even the newest in fe-mine fashions. At the age of seven,Jacques had shown enough interestin his father’s own camera for hisfather to purchase Jacques his firstoutfit. The fact that Jacques nevertired of the necessary trial anderror involved demonstrates thedept of his love for all the new de¬vices which are now part of ourdaily lives.Within the contest of his keen at¬tachment to photos it is importantto note that they served as a visualaccompaniment to his diary. Thephotos are documents of his dailylife, as personal a dialogue as thedairy itself. Before he was givenhis own camera, Jacques constantlyasked his father to make photosfor him. Jacques needed theimages, and he had already devel¬oped a sense of what he wouldlater document. Once given his firstcamera, Lartigue was able to real¬ize his goal. He wrote in his diary,“and now I know very well thatmany, many things are going toask me to have their picturestaken, and I will take them all.”In his first twenty years with hiscamera he accumulated photos ofmany of the “things” which hadasked him to be photographed. Theshow at the Houk gallery containsmany of his most beautifulphotos—these objects have a visu¬al impact which demonstrates thatLartigue's relationship- to theworld around him is unique. More¬over, the careful selection of thesephotos gives a wonderful overviewof Lartigue’s personal charm. Thefact that these photos are “avant- Jacques Henri Lartigue, Maurice Lartigue, Chateau Rouzat, 1911garde” within the context of ourmodern vision is exterior; what hehas documented is best sum¬marized by Richard Avedon: “Hehas shown us leisure as an adven¬ ture and as an indulgence andmade us know the full impact ofwhat is lost." Edwin Houk Gallery,233 Ontario, 943-0698 ThroughSat. — John ProbesJan 12. For more information call753-4472.Candida George Bernard Shaw's clas¬sic wit-spree on marriage and sexroles, will run Jan 23 thru Feb 19 atthe Goodman Theatre, under the di¬rection of Munson Hicks. Low pricedpreviews start Fri, Jan 13. GoodTheatre, 200 S Columbus, 443-4940.Wed and Thurs at 7:30; Fri, Sat andSun at 8; matinees, Thurs at 2, Sunat 2:30.Kabuki Medea (directed by Shozo Sato)A kabuki adaptation of Euripides'Greek drama. Kabuki, our press re¬lease tells us, “deals with styliza¬tion and exaggeration to enhancethe sense of reality and truth and toaccent beauty and dramatic impactwhile utilizing harmony in contrast, the essence of Japanese aesthetics."Wisdom Bridge Theatre 1559 WHoward. Wed-Fri at 8: Sat at 6 and9:30; Sun at 3 and 7:30. 743-6441.Through 15 Jan.Talking With (written by Jane Marlin),directed by Brian Finn) A play con¬sisting of monologues by 11 women.Ih may not sound terribly interestingbut when the play was first pro¬duced at the Actors Theatre of Louis¬ville in 1982 it received excellentnotices. Next Theatre Company 927Noyes, Evanston. Thu-Sat at 8; Sunat 3. 475-1875.Our Town (written by Thorton Wilder,directed by Ralph Lane) A nice play.Steppenwolf Theatre Company 2851N Halsted. Tue-Fri at 8, Sat at 6 and9.30, Sun at 3 and 7. 472-4141. FILMThe Maltese Falcon (John Huston, 1941)Raft turned it down because hedidn't want to die on film Muniturned it down because Warners of¬fered it to Raft. As did Cagney andRobinson. So Bogey got the lead inHigh Sierra, where a budding youngscriptwriter (John Huston) decidedto star him in his directorial debut,the third — and only authentic —version of Dash Hammett’s MalteseFalcon As Sam Spade, Bogart tra¬demarked his hard-as-nails exteri¬or, and nostalgically romantic interi¬or, by sending hard-won Mary Astorto the gallows, proving to audienceseverywhere that although extortionTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1984—3V Tand murder don’t pay, they suremake life more exciting. With Syd¬ney Greenstreet (his screen debut),Peter Lorre, and Elisha Cook, Jr. Fri,Jan 13 at 7:15 & 9:30: Sun at 8:30.LSF. $2.50 - PFEating Raoul (Paul Bartel, 1982) Whatare hard-working, decent, middle-class people to do in these days ofmoral decay, rampant sexual pro¬miscuity, and total malaise? Why,open a S&M service, kill theirclients, steal their money and cars,and sell their bodies to a dog foodfactory! At least, that's what Pauland Mary Bland do in this offbeatcomedy by Paul Bartel, offbeatdirector of such hits as Rock ’n RollHigh School and Death Race 2000Eating Raoul also features the no¬torious hof tub scene, which is themost outrageous sight-gag ever con¬ceived by the mind of man. Sat, Jan14 at 7, 8:45, and 10:30. In CobbHall. DOC. $2.50 - MKA Streetcar Named Desire (Elia Kazan,1951) Tennessee William’s master¬piece — superbly crafted, wonder¬fully acted. With Marlon Brando, Vi¬vien Leigh, Kim Hunter, and KarlMalden. Sat, Jan 14 at 7 & 9:45 p.m.LSF. $2.50 - PFTea service by Alessandro Mendini Tales of Hoffman (Michael Powell,1951) Michael Powell, master of TheRed Shoes, here turns to Jacques Of¬fenbach’s fantasy opera about astudent who engages in bizarredreams which reveal three states ofhis life. Striking and offbeat, thisfilm will do for opera fans what TheRed Shoes did for dance fans. (Thisfilm also will replace the earlierscheduled Parsifal.) Sun, Jan 15 at8:00. In Cobb Hall. DOC. $2 - JMThe Devils (Ken Russell, 1967) This isit, the classic Common Core conflict:the individual vs. the state. TheDevils tells of Father Grandier(Oliver Reed) who is wrongly ac¬cused of corrupting a nun (VanessaRedgrave) and her entire convent,an accusation which comes after herefuses to destroy London’s citywalls in response to the 17th centu¬ry French governments attempt atcentralization of power. The Devilswas universally condemned uponfirst release, but after careful re¬consideration by Pauline Kael andAndrew Sarris, it has come to beseen as a classic example of Rus¬sell’s twisted Catholic vision. (Notfor the squeamish.) Mon, Jan 16 at8:00. In Cobb Hall. DOC. $2 - JMTea Mrvkc* by Charles Jencks Nobody's Backyard (Ellen Ray, 1981) Apenetrating study of CIA activity inGrenada beginning with the 1979revolution, the film documents ef¬forts to destabilize the New Jewelgovernment of Maurice Bishop,whose murder was followed by aU.S.-led invasion of the island lastOctober. Nobody’s Backyard alsooutlines the accomplishments of theGrenadian revolution, and includesinterviews with Philip Agee, CheddiJagan, and Phyllis Coard. After thefilm, James Blaut of the U.S.-Grena¬da Friendship Society will lead anopen discussion of the film and re¬cent events in Grenada. Tuesday,January 17 at 7:30 in the EastLounge of Ida Noyes. FREE Spon¬sored by the Center for Latin Ameri¬can Studies.Flashdance (Adrian Lyne, 1983) Thismawkish love story is one of the stu¬pidest movies I’ve ever seen. Thedancing is bad. The plot is insipid.The characters are cardboard (andcornball). There is nothing to recom¬mend this film. Nothing. Does DOCreally have to stoop so low to makeits money by showing trash likethis? DOC. Fri Jan 13, 7, 9 and 11PM.$2.50. -BMARTArchitecture in Silver Eleven Tea andCoffee Services by twelve ar¬tists/architects. “Is it art?” is a bor¬ing question anyway. If you missedthe plates, now’s your chance.A panel discussion entitled “Ob¬jects and References’’ will takeplace on Sunday, January 22 at 4p.m. in the gallery. Panelist will in¬clude architects Tom Beeby, Mar¬garet McCurry, Stanley Tigermanand John Vinci, and art historianLinda Seidel.On Sunday, January 15, at 4 p.m.,Linda Seidel, Associate Professor,The Blands at home Department of Art, The Universityof Chicago, will present a lec¬ture/discussion in the gallery enti¬tled “Architectural Design and Utili¬tarian Objects: Metalwork in theMiddle Ages.” Both discussions areopen to the public free of admission.Renaissance Society, fourth floorCobb, Tue-Sat 10-4, Sun 12-4.962-8670. - JHLen Jenshel The mirrors in gildedframes, inlaid hardwood floors,“antique" statuary, and ornate fur¬nishings contained within the high-ceilinged mansion rooms shown inthese 30 color photos are matched,photographically, by a saturatedsentimentality. The mansions’ emp¬tiness and disuse implies the deathof the social values they signify, butthis is only an appearance: the val¬ues live on in the fawning represen¬tations. Advanced regression. ThurFeb 26 at the Art Institute, Michiganat Adams. Mon-Wed, Fri,10:30-4:30; Thur, 10:30-8; Sat,10-5; Sun 12-5. 443-3500. Admis¬sion discretionary except Thur, free.- DMEleanor: Photographs by Harry Calla¬han. Pictures of the wife of the for¬malist. Wed Jan 18 thru Mar 4 at theArt Institute, other info above. Cal¬lahan’s film, Eleanor, and a discus¬sion with the photographer and hismodel on Thur Jan 19 at 6 in PriceAuditorium. Free.Tops These 85 drawings by architectsof transformations of the tops ofChicago buildings tend toward thejest, and a few are accessibleenough to be fun. Thru Jan 29 at theArt Institute; other info above.Dynamic Visions: Contemporary Artfrom Israel. Work by nine. OpensMon Jan 16 at the Cultural Center,78 E Washington. Thru Mar 3: Mon-Thu r, 9-7; Fri, 9-6; Sat, 9-5.346-3278. Free.Jacquelyn Schneider: Jazz Paintings.Opens tonight, 5-8, at The Center Gallery, 225 W Huron. 642-9588Free.Artemisia A friend reports she's neverseen such crammed walls in her life,though the posters are nice. ThruJan 28 at Artemisia Gallery, 9 WHubbard. Tue-Sat, 11-5. 751-2016.Free.Susan Chertkow New Paintings. Openstonight, 5-8, at James Varchmin Gal¬lery, 620 N Michigan. Thru Feb 21.642-4266. Free.Jasper Johns These prints, mostlydone in the early sixties, representJohns in one of his most cerebral andfruitful periods. Images which in hispaintings are often unfortunatelystatic become vibrant and elusivethrough lithography. Featured inthis exhibit are the prints in hisseries, "Painting With Two Balls,”which are outstanding as an explo¬ration of the expressive potential oftexture in abstract lithography.Also of interest are his 1960 Flaglithographs, which are much less re¬presentational and more insightfulthan the Flag paintings which madehim a famous and wealthy man. Ofthis exhibit, one would only withthat it were larger. At the Art Insti¬tute, through February 10. — SBJapanese Art Recent acquisitions, in arather poorly organized display, atthe Art Institute. This exhibit failsto give a context or cross-section ofJapanese Art; it seems a rather hap¬hazard selection and arrangement.Worthwhile in the exhibit is certainwork which breaks free of the tradi¬tional stylistic rigidity of Japaneseart, i.e. the prints of Hashimoto,Munakata, and Umetaro. All theshow’s pieces are characterized bygreat technical proficiency. At theArt Institute through February 5. —SBBelgian Avant-Garde The work of Bel¬gian symbolistartists, notably Fer¬nand Khnopff, at the Smart Gallery.Through February 26.4—FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1984—THE GREY CITY JOURNALKUV1ASUNGNERKIIAnnounces the1984 SCARF-KNITTINGCONTESTOPEN TO INDIVIDUALS OR TEAMSThe group knitting the greatest totalnumber of inches will win a $50 cashprize. Pick up yarn, needles, and in¬structions in Harper 269, MONDAY,JANUARY 16 before 5:00 p.m. Finish¬ed scarves due in Harper 269 FRI¬DAY, JANUARY 20 by 2:00 p.m.Scarves will be donated to needyschool children. ★ ★★★ONE OF THE YEAR'S 10 BEST. Stunning...a great film.”-Roger Ebert. CHICAGO SUN-TIMESunforgettable... a fascinating human document-Gene Siskel. CHICAGO TRIBUNE and AT THE MOVIES★ ★ ★ 1 Amazing...AN fCEPENOENT PRODUCTIONS ftJU nMOcabon weft AMERCAN PUVHOUSE "B. NORTE'stamng ZAJOE SI VIA GUTERHEZ and DAMO VILALPANOO scrwrptoy by GREGORY NAVA andANNA THOMAS produced by ANNA THOMAS dractad by GflEGORT N4MAcot** 'Qpecom /^island aimWORLD PREMIERE ENGAGEMENTReduced validated parking 4 hrs /S3 30Auditorium Garage Congress W ot MichWINHARTS)l41B S. MICHIGAN AVE. 939-370oJINTRODUCING...Sunday Brunchard DinnerMORRY’S DELI in Hutchinson CommonsMake your Sunday a day of leisure. 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During winter quarter we aregoing to have brunch every other Sunday. Next brunch is Sunday January 23.If you have: Ideas, Art, Articles, Ideas for Articles etc. come to theMaroon/Grey City office in Ida Noyes 303 Tuesdays after 8:00 pm.-Ed.P.S. We are very interested in publishing art, poetry, fiction and even articlesby new or even not-so-new talent. Anyone interested is encouraged to par¬ticipate in the fast-paced action-packed and cerebrally sound world of theGrey City Journal.£ I m ■ m a ■ ■ ■■■■■■■•«■■•■ • • JCORRECTION!!Last week’s “article” “For Humans Who...” was writ¬ten entirely by Jesse HalvorsenTHE KEYSby Campbell McGrathThe sand is cold on top, but warm under¬neath. Big brown pelicans are swoopingaround the yachts, catching crackersthrown by the tourists out on the balconywatching the sunset. As usual the restau¬rant is packed. The terrace and the patioare full of people looking west. AboveRandy’s head, over the roof of the restau¬rant, little wispy pieces of clouds are allpink. I can't see it, but I know the sun is abig ball of fire.“That’s the way it is, so that’s the way itis.” Randy is speaking again, lookingdown at me. The beach-chair I’m sitting inpinches my legs, and I have to keep mov¬ing to get comfortable. Randy keeps talk¬ing, and his head blocks out the pinkclouds. “You’re not even listening Randy,”I say.“No, you’re not. You don’t listen to any¬thing." Randy moves towards me shakinghis head that way he does. “Tom, let metell you something for your own good.Someday you're going to have to startpaying attention. Do you know what I’mtalking about? ” I shake my head. “I'mtalking about communication. That’s whatit’s all about, Tom. Do you understandwhat I’m saying? I’m telling you for yourown good. Do you hear me trying to com¬municate with you? Randy keeps talkingon and on, but somehow I can’t take any¬thing he says very seriously.The band is playing some sort of Christ¬mas carol — “Silver Bells" I think it is. Thecustomers are singing along, all gatheredaround the bon-fire. Randy's had us deco¬rate the bandstand with all these silvergarlands and plastic berries. The patio isrealy crowded with customers, mostlytourists, I can tell. They probably thinkthis is great, all the berries and the Christ¬mas carols. I can see Juney running backand forth like crazy with drinks."...I hopethis has been of some help, Tom. I hope youcan get things straightened out. But I justcan’ have my business suffer until youdo...” Randy’s still going on, but he’s lostme.“Look, Randy,” I say. "I don’t knowwhat you’re talking about." Randy turnsand looks out over the water. A speed¬boat zooms by, close in to the pilings. “Iguess I made some mistakes. I’m sorry."Randy rubs his chin like he does when he’sgetting mad. I can tell he’s waiting for meto talk, but I can’t think of anything to say.“I better get back and help Juney. She’srunning around like crazy." I start to getup, but just then Randy starts shouting.“Jesus Tom. What’s wrong with you?Huh? What’s wrong with you?" He’s reallyhot, even madder than I thought. I know Ishould try and calm him down, but theredoesn’t seem to be any point. Let him get itoff his chest. Then Randy drops his handonto my shoulder and starts pushing me.I’m bigger than him, even though he pumpssome iron, but he just starts pushing me alittle bit.“Don't push me, Randy," I say.“I’m not pushing you, Tom. I’m trying toshake some sense into you."“Just don’t push me, randy. OK? I seethat you’re up-set. I’m sorry if ! screwedup some. Hey, it’s the holiday season,right? Alright?"“No. It’s not alright Tom. Not alright atall." Randy starts pacing up and down infront of me, talking away again. I can’tstand to listen when he gets like this.Up on the balcony the tourists start clap¬ping — either for the sun or some jugglerout on Mallory pier. I try to imagine whatthe sunset looks like — some days it's pur¬ple and red, some days the whole sky isgold, just gold — but the magnolia keepsdistracting me. Almost all the leaves are gone off this magnolia, but about five areleft, clinging to the top branches, and theykeep moving around against the sky rightover Randy’s head. They look just likebirds. Little, black-speckled birds. Likesparrows. They just keep rattling aroundin the wind and it looks like they’re aboutto fly off, to flap their wings and fly rightoff. Even though I know it’s crazy I thinkthat maybe they are birds, some kind ofbirds that nobody has ever discovered.Nobody has ever noticed these birds butme. Not only that, but since I discoveredthem, I can call these birds anything Iwant. Tom’s Birds, I can call them. OrByaly’s Birds, which is maybe a little nicer.And they keep rattling around, flappingtheir wings, ready to fly off into the sunsetthat I can't see. I realize that Randy’svoice has stopped. He's half way acrossthe sand, back to the restaurant.“Hey Randy. Wait a minute,” I call afterhim, and run to catch cup.“Don’t grab me, Tom. Don't even touchme."“Sorry, Randy, i just want to calm youdown."“Don’t worry about me, Tom. Worryabout yourself."“Hey, you’re really over-heated, Randy.You better..."“I’m not over-heated. I’m not anything.Got it?" Randy's face is all red, and thecorners of his mouth are wet with spit. Tobe honest, I’m a little worried.“Listen Randy. I’m going back and helpJuney. There’s no way she can work twostations with all these tourists. Why don'tyou grab a drink or something, and tryand cool down. Hey, I’m sorry about get¬ting you all worked-up and everything.Alright?"“No.”“what?"“No, Tom. You're not going to help June.You’re not going back into the restaurant.Know why? Because you're fired. That’swhy. You don’t work here anymore, as ofright now. So I’ll see you later, Tom — no, Idon’t want to see you later. Not now,later, or anytime. You’re fired. Under¬stand?" He starts to walk off, but I grabhis arm. “Tom, if you don’t get out of hereI'm calling the police."“Fired. Come on, Randy. Hey, I was latea couple of times this week, I admit..."“You drink too much, Tom." Randy looksat me a minute. “You're irresponsible.Late to work, sitting out here on the benchwhile Juney has to work your station." Helooks down, then back at me. “You drinktoo much. I’m sorry," he says, and walksoff. I just stand there.“You can’t fire me, Randy.” I don’t knowwhat else to say.“I have. I have fired you," he says, notlooking back. “Goodbye, Tom."Everything is real quiet, and I realize it'sbecause the band has stopped playing. I’mright next to the bandstand and I noticethat the drummer keeps looking over atme. He’s just a little rat-faced guy in a Ha¬waiian shirt, but it’s like he's looking overand laughing at me. I want to say some¬thing to him, but just then they break into“Jingle Bells Rock". Some of the customersstart clapping aong, and one fat guystands up and starts shaking himself allover, like he was dancing. All the peopleat his table laugh, lourists.By this time Randy’s inside the restau¬rant, probably back in the office. I don'tfeel like dealing with him anymore. I gointo the bar. Juney’s straightening the lit¬tle swords in the glass, waiting for herdrinks to come up. I lean against the brassrailing. "Hiya Juney,” I say.“Shit." Juney knocks over the glass andthe little swords all over the place. “Hiya Tom," she says.“Hey, I’ll pick these up, Juney. You goserve your drinks."“I got it, Tom," she says. Antonio puts upthe drinks and Juney loads them onto hertray.“Hey Juney, do you know what just hap¬pened to me? I just got fired. That son-of-a-bitch Randy."“Yeah, I heard Tom. Randy said he wasgonna call the police if you came back inhere. I’m really sorry." I pop a cherry intomy mouth. I notice that Juney has forgot¬ten the swizzle sticks for her drinks, but Idon't say anything. “What are you goingto do now?"“That son-of-a-bitch. It’s almost Christ¬mas, for Christ’s sake."“You know he’ll take you back if you askhim, Tom. Just let him cool off for a while.Everybody gets tense around Christmas,with all the tourists. He'll cool off in awhile.”“Yeah, l guess so."“I’m sorry, Tom. There wasn’t anything Icould do."“I know. Sure, I know that. What the hellcould you do?" I say. But than I start think¬ing. With me gone, Juney could work twostations right through the holidays. Thinkof that. Why was she so nervous if shedidn’t know anything about it? What if Itold Randy about her giving free drinks toher friends? Hell, Juney was probably inon the thing from the start. He and Randyhad probably been planning this thing forI don’t know how long.“I gotta run, Tom. I'm way behind." Shepicks up her tray and nods towards thepatio. “Tourists," she says.Outside, I can see that night has fallen.On the band-stand some guy in a Santasuit is talking to the customers, crackingjokes. Antonio is polishing glasses at theend of the bar, trying not to look at me.Everything smells like rosewood andvodka. I wonder what Antonio's angle is inthis thing. I can feel Randy watching mefrom behind, feel his eyes on my back, butevery time I look over, the office door isempty. He owes me about a week's pay,but I don’t feel like dealing with him. Idon't feel like dealing with any of them. Infact, the whole place makes me sick. FirstRandy, now Juney and Antonio, maybethat guy in the Santa-suit, for all I know. Ireally do feel sick, and I go outside to getsome air.Santa's still at it up on stage. He's doingsome kind of trick that requires a memberof the audience, and the fat guy that wasdancing to “Jingle Bells Rock" volunteers.All the people at his table laugh. I re¬member that I left my shoes over by thebeach-chair, and as I walk over to getthem I can tell out of the corner of my eyethat the drummer is laughing at me again.He's got a ratty little moustache, and hishair is all stuck to his forehead. I'd like towalk over and smash him in the face.Punch him right in the mouth, and standthere looking down at him, daring him toget up. That would really do it. The bandwould stop playing, and the customerswould scream. Randy would run outsideand stand there staring. Just stand therein shock. But I’d just turn and walk off. I'dwalk away and never look back.I find my shoes in the sand and look outat the lights on the water for a while. Theouter islands are far away across the Gulfof Mexico. For good measure I throw oneof my shoes at a pelican floating out by theswimming-raft. It falls short and the birdjust flaps its wings. The ring of wavesmakes the lights dance. With all mystrength I hurl my other shoes as far as Ican, but when I look up the pelican has al¬ready flown off.Without my shoes I figure it would bejust my luck to step on broken glass orsomething, but I don’t. I leave the beachand the restaurant, cross the parking-lot,and head up Duvall towards the rooming-house. I can tell the Dunawey's are home,so I go around and sneak up the backstairs. I don't have much stuff, and it onlytakes a few minutes to get everything to¬ gether. I figure I should leave a note incase anybody wants to know what hap¬pened to me, but I don't. I just stuff every¬thing into my duffle, and drop it out thewindow onto the back-lawn. I feel kind ofbad, because I owe the Dunawey’s amonth’s rent, but maybe they can get myback-salary from Randy. I don’t haveenough on me to make good. I slip downthe driveway. The Dunawey's are watch¬ing TV in the living-room, but I get acrossthe street and away without being seen.I’ve only been in Key West about sixmonths, and it's a nice enough place. Butthere's no way I’m going back to the res¬taurant. I stick to alleys and head for Roo¬sevelt avenue. It’s Friday night and thingsare really hopping. Some guys from one ofthe Spanish bars are hanging out in thealley, but they don’t bother me. I come outon South Street, by the point. The street isdeserted except for some old Cuban guywho sells tourist junk. He's got his littletable of conch-shells set-up right beneaththe Park Service sign: “SouthernmostPoint of the United States of AmericaCuba, 90 miles." The end of the line.The restaurant is on the Gulf side of theisland, but this is the Atlantic, and thewaves are really crashing along thebeach. I keep on South to Roosevelt, themain drag. I lean my bag against a big co¬conut-palm and just stand there with mythumb hanging out, waiting. Down by theedge of the water I notice two peoplewalking along, right at the edge of thesurf. Actually they're just standing there,looking out over the ocean. The moonlightshines off the waves and these people'sbodies look like white grubs. I wonderwhether they're going to go into the wateror not. because they're really right at theedge of the waves, almost like they'regoing to be sucked in at any minute Itstarts me thinking, but just then a car pullsover, shooting sand on the shoulder. It'ssome Japanese make, and as I run up to it Inotice all kinds of religious bumper-stickers stuck all over the back of it.There's a guy driving and a woman next tohim, and they both look back at me.“Hey, thanks a lot,” I say, but he saysdon’t mention it. “Hop in," the womansays, and I do. As I sling my duffle overinto the hatch-back the light of the moon isreally something, enough to hurt youreyes. It’s like a white fire, and I can hardlysee out there on the beach at all. The coup¬le by the water have just vanished fromthe face of the earth. The car is alreadypullling back onto the road when I catchsight of them, standing close together,looking south across the water. I think.Hey, there’s nothing that way but themoon and Cuba. But suddenly they're inthe water, waving their arms in the air,rolling their white bodies in the surf likeseals. And I realize that maybe every¬thing isn't just what it seems in the Keys.Just like at the restaurant. Maybe thiscouple in the water aren’t just what theyseem. Maybe they've got some specialreason for looking out towards Cuba, somereason I can never know. For all I knowthey're walking off into the surf to die.like in that movie. For all I know they'vegot lives of their own that are like nothingyou would believe. Maybe two weeksfrom now their bodies will wash-up some¬where. all puffed up and bloated by thesalt water. For all I know this could hap¬pen. Who's to say?My mind is really humming and I’m won¬dering what I should do. if I should tellsomebody, or go back and keep an eye onthese people, when I realize why the carseems so strange to me. These religiousbumper-stickers are stuck all over the in¬side of the car too — stickers saying thingslike “Christ Is By Co-Pilot" and “I WalkWith God". These people have abouttwenty plastic Mary's and Jesus's stuck onthe dashboard. The woman is turningtowards me, smiling, and I see the manwatching me in the rear-view mirror. For aminute I don’t know what to do.“Where you headed?" the woman asks.“North."THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1984—7JANE AUSTEN CONTINUEDBarbara Pym novelsThe Semi-Attached Couple &The Semi-Detached HouseThe Dial Press, 1982543 pp., $7.95by Abigail AsherI have a tall stack of Barbara Pymnovels on my shelf, and very tidy it is too;many of them are untouched by use. MissPym's books, written in England in the1950s, 60s and 70s, have just been re¬printed in paperback by Harper and Row,with covers decorated in vaguely Regencypatterns and cameos. Along with thesemood-setting visual clues, the books sporttestimonials joyfully proclaiming MissPym to be the new Jane Austen. I think theenthusiasm is misplaced; having read oneof these books and begun a few others, Ifind myself unable to read further.The world of Miss Pym is limited; not, asin Austen’s case, by restraints of society,but by her own fastidiousness. Pym, nowdead, lived in modern England, but choseto disdain the “ill-mannered grubby stu¬dents” and “aggressive women withshaggy hairstyles” that she saw aroundher. Her protagonists in book after bookare vicars, widowers, petty spinsters andfussy cat-owners. I may have been readingthe wrong books in this series: blurbs onthe others promise “a bearded intellectu¬al” — how mod — and an American “Ned,who asserts a determining sexual hold onthe malleable James.” Hot stuff; and yet Ican’t bring myself to plunge again intoMiss Pym's stuffy world, where the stron¬gest words of disapprobation — used con¬tinually — are the restrained “unsuit¬able,” “jarring,” and “alarming.”If Barbara Pym had produced only one book employing her deep understandingof small-parish life, it would have beenbetter; as interesting as any account of anundiluted society, for instance that of thetrue New England WASPs. But there are atleast eight of these Pym novels, which indi¬cate that her society was not merely a sub¬ject for study and comment, but somethingshe was caught in as well. Wishing to beobservant and witty, sometimes the au¬thor seems to have no distance from the so¬ciety at all.“ ‘I suppose a wife should considerher husband’s work before her ownhappiness,’ Penelope agreed, forlike many modern young women shehad the right ideas about men andtheir work.’What does she mean by “the right ideas”?Is this the author’s view, or a paraphase ofPenelope's? Is she being ironic? If so, it’snot clear enough. I read on, to see whatwas meant, but the conversation wan¬dered off into hostessly civilities, and I,bored, put down the book and wanderedoff too.Virago Modern Classics are a new pa¬perback line with the motto “EnduringWorks by Women Writers”; and the Viragoedition of the Hon. Emily Eden’s two novelsalso boasts that this is what to read whenyou’ve run out of Jane Austens. The Semi-Attached Couple and The Semi-DetachedHouse are both products of the 19th centu¬ry — the first one, written in 1830, was notpublished until after the enthusiastic ac¬ceptance of the second, published in 1859.They are closer to Austen’s work not onlybecause of their age but because, unlikethe Pym books, they have a buoyancy ofplot which keeps the reader’s interest afloat even when there are faults.The later work, The Semi-DetachedHouse, is merry, but the weaker of the twonovels. Eden squeezed too many charac¬ters into a novel that is shorter and has aless interesting theme than its sister work.The house of the title serves to bring to¬gether the Hopkinsons, a middle-class sail¬ing-captain’s family, with Lord and LadyChester, who rent the other half. Recentlywed and happily in love, Lord Chester isobliged to go to Prussia to solve an un¬named political problem, and he parks hisyoung, pregnant wife in a London suburbwhere she loses her original dread of thebourgeois horrors of semi-detached lifeand democratically mixes her crowd of du-chessess with the local inhabitants. One ofthe problems with this novel is the termson which this mixing takes place: the aris¬tocrats warm to the Hopkinsons, findingthem to be kind, astute, and unaffected —and in the case of he singing Hopkinsondaughters, talented. But the author, her¬self an aristocrat, doesn’t require thesame of her Lords and Ladies. It is takenfor granted that the Chesters’ friends aregood; but the only quality that Eden showsus is their magnanimous acceptance oftheir social inferiors.Lady Chester’s group looks best in con¬trast with the family of Baron Sampson, aJewish nouveau riche businessman. Onceagain the Hon. Emily Eden reveals her ori¬gins, massing together anti-Semitic preju¬dices into stereotyped characters. TheBaron’s friends are all stooped andgreedy and falsely humble, while theBaroness surrounds herself with equallyflashy, climbing women, and their son(named Moses of course) plays the fop.Furthermore, while these characters areshown affecting French phrases where En¬glish would do, this is hardly telling, for Eden herself is guilty of the same sort ofChannel-hopping.In short, The Semi-Detached House is notcarefully built; the language needs chang¬ing and many characters seem flat. TheMisses Hopkinson are considered good be¬cause they are charitable. But they arenever actually shown among the poor andsick, and so that side of their charactersseems as manufacturered as the lisp andthe other stock cutenesses of their 3-year-old nephew.The main failing of this work is thatthere is no major dilemma and no buildingtension. The Semi-Attached Couple, how¬ever, has a very serious problem at itscore: the difficulties of communication be¬tween newlywed partners in a ‘brilliant,’formal, aristocratic match. Lord Teviotadores his bride with all the intensity of anorphaned only child; while Lady Helen, ajust-pre-Victorian schoolgirl, doesn’t un¬derstand this passion. She has no experi¬ence of the world; her friends are unwill¬ing to enlighten her about it, and anywayshe is too well trained in discretion to con¬fess her troubles.They are caught in a cycle: her husbandfrightens Helen with the intensity of his af¬fection; and when she shrinks away intobewildered silence and turns to her lovingfamily for comfort, he is resentful andangry, and scarier. The tension increaseswhen a large party of friends and rela¬tions comes to stay in the first weeks ofmarriage; not only is the couple separatedby the claims of company, but the wedge isdriven further between them by the ac¬tions of observant and malicious guests.The problem addressed in The Semi-At¬tached Couple is convincing and the authorhas considered it carefully; but it is so dif¬ficult that the resolution provided seemsvery unlikely in its tidiness. But the storyis engaging and each subplot and secon¬dary romance has a life of its own. Andthere is a double helping of bitchy women:whereas James Austen only provided oneproud, bitchy woman per novel, Eden herecreates two, and eventually brings themtogether for a good cat-fight.PARKIMPERIALIST LARK Iofficials, and U.S. dignitaries, until hepierces a web of deceit .that stretches be¬tween these two seemingly disparate ex¬tremes. Through it all, Hurt's Inspector is afigure of moral courageousness, pursuinghis prey with a determination which morethan makes up for his own, seedy, down-and-out mentality. Basically, the Inspectoris a Soviet Sam Spade, and that’s exactlywhere the movie reveals its lack of intelli¬gence.There is nothing in this film that differsradically from the likes of a typical B de¬tective genre-piece for the late 1960’ssuch as Harper, which features Paul New¬man as a down-and-out detective whosesearch for a killer takes him from theheights to the depths, until he pierces aweb of deceit that...you get the picture.Anyone familiar with the private eyegenre will be able to figure out “whodun¬it” by the film’s halfway mark (which justhappens to be one of the most gratuitoussex scenes in a recent film). So what’s thebig deal? The deal is that it’s a RussianHarper that we’ve got here, which is sup¬posed to mean Deep Significance. Nobodygoes to see private eye films anymore, butGorky Park seeks relevance through theclever packaging of B-picture cliches in Si¬berian sheepskin.But Gorky Park does not claim that it isan accurate depiction of Russian society. Infact, the location shots look like somethingout of New Hampshire, and the only re¬minder of a Gulag mentality comes in a pic¬ture of Lenin that is painted on a buildingwall, and photographed a number of timesthroughout the movie for the purposes of“realism.” What kind of “realism” is itthat depicts Moscow as a sort of whi¬tewashed brick Los Angeles? And whatkind of film has all of its characters speak¬ing proper English, which makes sense inan American movie, and then gives us sub¬titles when those characters write, whichmakes no narrative or stylistic point ex¬cept that the director doesn’t know whathe’s doing? If the .interest in a specificallyRussian spy story is what the film’s (andbook’s) premise most has to offer, then thefilm misses its own point. But if we’re talk¬ing about a conceptual interest, then it’shere we may find a reason for all thosepeople lining up outside theaters showingGorky Park.The film’s implicit message is that theRussians are Just Like Us, and if we don’trespond to American detectives anymore(since the detective film seems to have ex¬by Jeffrey MakosGorky Park is one of these movies whichafter seeing you wonder, “why are all ofthe these people standing in line to seesuch a boring film?” Presumably, it’s be¬cause of the best selling novel upon whichthe film is based. This theory supposesthat everyone who has read the MartinCruz novel will want to go out for an eve¬ning to see all their favorite fictional char¬acters up their on the silver screen. Add tothis the fact that William Hurt, a hunk ofwhite bread who has soared to popularityin Body Heat and The Big Chill, stars as theRussian policeman who is the book’s moralcenter, and supposedly you've got the per¬fect wintertime hit, one which purports tobe “serious” at the same time it providesthe kind of thrills-and-chills not found inother supposedly “serious” films likeTerms of Endearment. This theory may begood for explaining why people may go tosee Gorky Park, but doesn’t help in figur¬ing out the leaden film up there on thatscreen.The plot concerns that policeman’ssearch for the killers of three people whoare found in Moscow’s Gorky Park withtheir faces and fingertips cut off. (Thelevel of violence, gratuitious and other¬wise, in this film is of a more appalling na¬ture than most recent films, including themuch maligned Scarface.) The Comrade In¬spector’s search takes him from the depthsof lowlife Russian black marketeers to therefined heights of top KGB agents, PartyL«« Marvin fondles a tool of the Americanwar machine. William Hurt stares with fascinated horror as partially clad bureaucrats meet with their extend¬ed arms touching.hausted itself in a whirl of cynicism and de¬feat) maybe we’ll respond to a Russian.But, being a Russian, he isn’t Just Like Us,and it’s on this point that the film’s essen¬tial manipulativeness and it’s own brandof cynicism reveal themselves. It’s no sur¬prise that the film's villain is an Americanbusinessman, since that may be the easiesttarget in the cinematic world. It is a sur¬prise to see just how gleefully an audiencewill applaud a Russian shooting that busi¬nessman. Of course, the film attempts toshow us an Inspector who longs for Ameri-can-style-freedom, although the filmshows this in perhaps the most partriar-chal display of power-through-sacrificeseen in the last decade. (He lets his love gofree, because, implicity, she’s not strongenough to gain it on her own.) But the In¬spector is not free, he’s not Just Like Us,and in Gorky Park this means less deca¬dent. The Inspector goes back to MotherRussia, back to his job, in order to “savethe woman,” which is a far cry from a filmlike Chinatown, which implied that detec¬tives can’t even save themselves. The In¬spector kills with impunity, just like DirtyHarry, but he’s supposed to be more hon¬est about it, because he’s just a Russian Making her the object of the gaze, WilliamHurt objectifies Joanna Pacula by his brutal,phallic, and authoritarian detective instincts.trapped in a world he never made. Andthis is a movie made for an audience whowouldn’t be caught dead seeing a DirtyHarry film. What a fraud. Made along thesame lines as The Day After, a film whichimagined an American society which hadto die for its sins, Gorky Park may be themost perfect evocation of the Freudiandeath wish yet imagined by an Americanfilm producer.GORKY8—FRIDAY, JANUARY 13. 1984-THE GREY CITY JOURNALElegant...^ CDS'jEasUJj=tbj £cair inmLurw or CandidYour weddingshould be photographed byThe Better Image COURT THEATRENow-Feb. 5Sat-Tue-Wed, 8 pm/Sun. 7:30Call 753-4472Visa/MC/AmexUC students only $3 with Student Rush! (Rush ticketsstrictly subject to availability. Call for details.)HENRIK IBSEN'SHEDMtiABLERCourt Theatre at The University of Chicago5535 S. Ellis Ave.MAROON MAROON962-9555 88245554. * * * * # 4 « * 4 + « • « • • • • • •••••• • •Hre You a Hot © rOPTIONALSNOW BUNNYWinter modelTHIRST-AID KITFor emergencies,or any other timeFUR-LINED GLOVES100% imitation mink SHOULDER PADSFor the dreaded Chinese downhill,whatever that isPILLOWEven the great skiers \need something to fall back on DR. M. R. 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Drexel Blvd.James Nealy, 52, and Geraldine Hatch,26, were both pronounced dead on ar¬rival at Chicago Osteopathic Hospital.Sixty-five firefighters using 17 piecesof equipment fought the fire for morethan l'a hours before bringing theblaze in the 20-unit brick apartmentbuilding under control. Firemen arriv¬ing about 4:20 a.m. found Nealy on theground in front of the building after heapparently jumped from his third-floorapartment to escape flames. The bodyof Hatch was found in her third-floorapartment. Authorities said she ap¬peared to be a victim of smoke inhala¬tion.Jungian educationRegistration is now open for wintercourses at the C.G. Jung Center, anadult education center focusing on thestudy and interpretation of the work ofCarl Gustav Jung, the late Swiss psy¬chiatrist.Basic Jungian Concepts II: Explora¬tions and Environments of the Soul willbe taught Mondays from 7-9 p.m. for 8weeks beginning Jan. 30. The coursewill build on foundations set down inBasic Jungian Concepts I to exploremethods of working with the psycheand the environments that activate in¬dividuation. The fee is $75 for Centermembers, $85 for others.Women’s Experience of Religion: AContinuing Dialogue, taught Wednes¬days from 7-9 p.m. for 5 weeks begin¬ning Feb. 1, will look at the rituals,ideas, and beliefs that have emerged aswomen create for themselves a deeper,more valid spiritual experience. Thefee is $60 for members, $70 for others.Images of Gender: ArchetypalAspects of the Masculine and Femininein Fairy Tales, taught Wednesdaysfrom 7-9 p.m. for 8 weeks beginningFeb. 1, will focus on the description anddynamics of selected archetypal images of the masculine and feminine.The course will explore how theseimages influence our behavior and in¬terplay with our everyday experienceof the opposite gender in various roles.The fee is $75 for members, and $85 forothers.For further information and registra¬tion, contact the Jung Center, 550 Cal-lan Ave., Evanston, 475-4848 or273-3040.Student Credit UnionFor students interested in the newUniversity Student Federal CreditUnion (USFCU), which will open forbusiness Monday, there is a table set uptoday in the Reynolds Club. Studentsmay pick up pamphlets there on how toopen an account.One can also obtain information onthe Credit Union by contacting the fol¬lowing students. In Shoreland, studentsmay contact all dorm councilmembers. In Pierce Tower, studentsare asked to contact Hannah Grausz(Shorey), Bobby Kates (Thompson),Bob Nesselroth (Henderson), or SamRabinsky (Tufts).In Greenwood, contact Dave Wise; inBurton-Judson, Judith Murray; inBlackstone, Seth Pinsky; in Broad¬view, Steve Levitan; and in Interna¬tional House, Henry Chu. A representa¬tive in Woodward Court is to beannounced. In the fraternities, contactStephen Henn or David Ruler.After the Credit Union opens Mon¬day, one can also obtain information atthe USFCU office in the basement ofthe Reynolds Club.Helicopter serviceThe Chicago area’s first hospital-based medical helicopter service, de¬signed to provide rapid transportationand sophisticated medical care foracutely ill or injured patients within200 miles of the city, has been estab¬lished by the University and based atMitchell Hospital.INTRAMURAL SPORTSWINTER QUARTER1984Racquetball - (MW) January 11Table Tennis-(M,W) January 11Badminton - (M) January 25Basketball Free Throw (M,W,C) February 1Badminton - (W) February 8Badminton -(C) February 15Indoor Track (M,W,C) February 15Table Tennis -(C) February 22Photo Contest (MW,C) February 29Open RecreationHandball - (MW) January 12Table Tennis - (M,W) January 19Racquetball - (M,W,C) January 26Squash - (M,W) February 2Breakfast at Ida'sdeliciously prepared, reasonably pricedOpen Monday-friday, 8 30 am to 8 pmSaturday, 10 am to 2 pmSunday, closedida's cafe(formerly the frog and peach)Ida Moyes hall, first floor Patients, who are transported direct¬ly from the scene of an emergency, areattended by an Emergency Medicinephysician and a specially trained flightnurse. The aeromedical helicopter,which carries all the equipment avail¬able in an intensive care unit, can besummoned by physicians or by autho¬rized public safety personnel 24 hours aday.'Since the services Dec. 12 initiation,the helicopters have transported 12 pa¬tients, landing on the Midway until thecompletion of a helipad on top of theHospital, due later this month.Wheelchair accessWheelchair ramps are being con¬structed at the main entrance to the Medical Center and at the east en¬trance to the Administration building,allowing easier access in and out ofboth places for the handicapped. TheAdministration building ramp will becompleted next week, while the Medi¬cal Center ramp is scheduled to becompleted in March. Until then, handicapped patients can enter the MedicalCenter through the interim entrance atthe Goldblatt Pavillion through the en¬trance to Mitchell.The Administration building is alsoscheduled to have new doors installedthis spring. They will have standardhinges and be easier to operate.SPORTSAthletic prospies herecontinued from page lstance, about 45 of the 55 men expectedto play football and coach Mick Ewingwill have a meeting with all of theplayers together.The reason for the large number ofactivities, Harvilla said, is the ten¬dency of students to “like to have theirweekends planned.’’ The students ar¬rived yesterday evening, and had apizza dinner prior to the men’s basket¬ball game against Lake Forest. Todaythe students will attend classes and ad¬missions interviews, and may receivea tour of the campus if they so desire.Two discussions will fill the afternoon,the first on Admissions and FinancialAid, and the second a discussion of thecollege curriculum with members ofthe faculty.Professor Izaak Wirszup, the resi¬dent master of Woodward Court, hostsa reception for the athletes in his apart¬ment around dinner time this after¬ noon, prior to the women’s basketballgame at the Field House against Wash¬ington University-St. Louis. Followingthe game will be a dinner, sponsoredby the Undergraduate Order of the Cand the Women’s Athletic Association,for all the athletes, at the Field Housemulti-purpose room.Saturday leaves the students timefor optional activities, such as goingdowntown or visiting local museums.In the afternoon they will receive atour of the training and sports medi¬cine facilities, with Larry Briand,Head Trainer for the U of C, leadingthe tour.The students will leave Saturdayevening.“It’s a really fun weekend,” saidHarvilla, “and it’s nice to finally get tomeet some of these people (who haveapplied). These students are peoplewe’d really like to have here; they’recontributors.”CALL TO RESERVE YOUR KOSHERCHALLAHSFRIDAYSPECIAL! FOR THE SABBATHWE ALSO CARRY PUMPERNICKLERAISIN ROUNDS, CROISSANTS, BAGELSDONUTS, FRENCH PASTRIES, PIES,BROWNIES, COOKIES & MUCH MORE!MORRVS In the ‘C’ Shop493-2809Mon-Fri, 7am-Midnite • Sat, 9-Midmte • Sun, 11am-MidniteWith a cleaning and check-upsome things can be preventedlohn P. Panzica, D.D.S.Margie L. Mannering, D.D.S.Hyde Park Bank Building1525 E. 53rd St. • 643-9639STUDENT DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE!12—The Chicago Maroon- Friday, January 13, 1984 SATURDAY AND EVENING APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE!This U of C wrestler appears to be in control in Wednesday’s match atthe Field House against Concordia.Wrestler rout ConcordiaBy Don HaslamThe University of Chicago wrestlingteam met Concordia of River Forest,Ill. in a dual meet Wednesday and wonhands down, 39-13.Concordia brought only seven wres¬tlers, so they forfeited the remainingthree matches at a cost of six pointseach (there are ten weight classes).One of the seven they did bring, howev¬er, was a heavyweight, and since theMaroons have no one in that class Chi¬cago had to forfeit this one match aswell. As a result, Chicago led the meet,18-6, before the matches even started.Things got interesting right away, asMike Perz and Mark Nootens lost thefirst two matches. These defeats nar¬rowed the score to 18-13 with fourmatches remaining. The Maroons re¬sponded in championship fashion withwins in all four. Don Eisenheimer,Jeorg Houk, and Gene Shin all collect¬ed falls and six points, and Karl Liet-zan beat a very tough opponent forthree more points.Coach Leo Kocher remarked, howev¬er, that “even though we won, Ithought we looked flat; I think we tookthem a little lightly.” Flat or not, the Maroons seem to begaining momentum and face morecompetition at the Carroll Invitationalat Carroll College Saturday morning.PHOTOS BY ARA JELAUANSports CalendarWomen’s Basketball — Friday, Jan. 13, vs. Washington University-St. Louisat HCFH, 6 p.m.Men’s Basketball — Saturday, Jan. 14, vs. Lawrence University, at HCFH, 3p.m.Men’s Indoor Track — Saturday, Jan. 14, Varsity, UCTC, and IntrasquadMeet, at HCFH, 7 p.m.Wrestling — Saturday, Jan. 14, Carroll College Tourney, away, 9 a.m.Indoor track season startsBy Shong ChowThe U of C men’s varsity indoor trackand field season began last Saturdaywith the Invitational Practice Relays,held in the Henry Crown Field House.The meet, which was an open invita¬tional to track athletes in the Chicagoarea, gave many team members theirfirst opportunity to compete in pre¬paration for the intercollegiate sched¬ule.Overall, varsity coach Ted Haydenwas pleased with the meet, particular¬ly with the team turnout. “It gives ourathletes a chance to compete againstpretty good competition,” said Hay¬den. “They just came back from athree week vacation. It was prettyearly, but we were pleased to havethirty-two varsity members take part.“There are another 20 to 30 teammembers who will gradually get in¬volved, but didn’t feel quite up to com¬peting,” he added.Good performances by U of C run¬ners include the distance medley relayteam of sophomores Guy Yasko (400meters) and John Seykora (400), andseniors Aaron Rourke (1200) and BobFisher (1600), who all also formed theteam that finished third in the 4 x 440relay. Milers Gary Levenson, MarkGiffen, and freshman Sean Love, whoran a personal best of 4.39, also didwell. In the shotput, freshman TonyCashman’s throw of 39-3 was also abright spot according to Hayden, con¬sidering the difficulty of adjusting tothe 16 lb college shot. The team which finished third in theMidwest Conference meet last year be¬hind perennial champion Coe Collegewill again be a contender in the twelvemember conference, says Hayden.Team strengthes Hayden mentionedare the 800, 1500, and 5000 meter races,along with 4 x 800 and 4 x 400 relays.Senior Fisher, who placed 10th in theDivision III nationals last year in the1500 meters, is a key member alongwith Rourke, Seykora, and Yasko. Topcross country men Mike Rabieh andPaul Ulrich are expected to contributein this area.Other particularly strong teamsareas include the long jump, triplejump, and high jump. Junior CurtSchaffer, who placed in the conferencein the long and triple jump, has beenone of the high point scorers on theteam the past two years and is tops inthese events. Senior Jeff Kaiser is alsostrong in the long and triple jump, andfreshman Paul Song is expected to con¬tribute in the high jump.The sprints and the hurdles areweak, though, and the team is especial¬ly looking to improve here and in sever¬al other areas. The team’s next meet istomorrow night at 7 p.m. in the Field-house and will include intrasquad andUniversity of Chicago Track Club(UCTC) participation.“We will know a whole lot moreabout this team after we run a couple ofthese meets.” savs Hayden “but wehave enough manpower to put out afairly, well balanced team”. Maroons roll over RollinsBy Frank LubyA switch to a balanced, powerfullineup enabled the University of Chica¬go men’s varsity basketball team toupset Division II Rollins College on thefirst leg of its trip to Florida last week¬end. Led by guard Rob Omiecinski’s 30-point performance, the Maroons upsetthe heavily favored Rollins teamThursday, 73-56.In the other game, played Saturday,Eckert College defeated Chicago,69-58.“We played very well, and playedgood on the boards,” said head coachJohn Angelus, who described Rollins as“a very physical, very big team.”The Rollins game swung to theMaroons’ favor in the second half,when Rollins began applying full courtpressure. Omiecinski capitalized on thepress to score many of his points on thebreak in one-on-one situations. Late inthe game, when Rollins began fouling,he started to go to the free throw line,where he had a 10-for-l0 night.In addition, he hit 10-for-18 from thefloor, and Chicago shot 27-for-51 (53percent) as a team on the night.Angelus mentioned a defensivechange which hindered Rollins offensein the second half. The Maroons shiftedto a zone in an effort to stop the pene¬tration of Ray McWhite, Rollins’ topguard, who finished the evening withjust two points.“He tried long perimeter shots, andhe wasn’t hitting,” said Angelus aboutMcKnight’s response to the added pres¬sure.The Maroons had their hands fullwith Rollins’ 6-5, 210 forward Mark Kin¬ney, their leading scorer, who finishedthe night with 22 points. Chicago,though, has become better suited tohandling physical teams, with the in¬sertion of freshman David Witt andTom Redburg into the starting lineup.Angelus called Redburg “a good re¬bounder who helped us out,” and hasmoved Witt, formerly a backup center,to the power forward slot, where he cantake advantage of his 6-5 size.Chicago led 29-28 at the half, so thehigh scoring second half indicates afaster tempo resulting from Rollins’ ef¬forts to press. Earlier in the season An¬gelus mentioned that his team’s abilityto break the press would determinehow well it would do. and the Rollinsgame verified that.Center Keith Libert finished the game with nine points, and Witt hadsix. The Maroons, though, lost guardNick Meriggioli with a sprained anklein the second half of the game, and hehad to miss the first half of the Eckertgame.Against Eckert, Argelus said that theabsence of Meriggioli made a dif¬ference. Trailing 30-19 at halftime, An¬gelus reluctantly inserted the juniorforward/guard into the lineup, and heresponded with 12 points as theMaroons played Eckert even, 39-39, inthe second half.“They came out with a full-courtpress, and without Nick we didn't hand¬le it well,” said Angelus.The Maroons trimmed the lead tofour with about two minutes left, butfreshman guard Mike Clifford missedthe front end of a one-and-one. “If wehad gotten that we’d have been right ontheir backs.” Eckert picked up someeasy baskets in the final minutes as theMaroons applied an all-out offensive at¬tack.Libert led the Maroons with 30 pointsthat evening.Angelus said the team played “ex¬ceptionally well” in Florida, possiblydue to the lack of pressure since it’searly in the quarter, and simply thechange to the warmer environment.The team seemed to have some prob¬lems prior to the Florida trip, but An¬gelus feels that the team “seems to beworking well now.” The starting lineupof Omiecinski, Meriggioli. Redburg, Li¬bert. and Witt enables Angelus to ex¬ploit the talent of the younger players,and still have an experienced, talentedbench. He uses Clifford (“a good defen¬sive player”) and senior Sean Mahoneyoff the bench at the guard spots, whilesenior Mike Murden and junior AdamGreen come in at the forward spots.He has also used freshman JohnFroschauer frequently. Froschauer,converted to wing from the pivot,played “a good physical game” againstRollins and Eckert.Angelus referred to the early seasonas a “period of adjustment,” andseems to have the lineup set headinginto the full conference schedule, whichbegan last night at the Field Houseagainst Lake Forest. Chicago hostsLawrence University tomorrow at 3p.m., and next weekend has two con¬secutive home games, Friday and Sat¬urday, against Coe College and Grin¬ned College. All home games areplayed at Henry Crown Field House.Men’s Invitational Track Meet last Saturday at Henry Crown FieldHouseThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 13, 1984—13COLUMBIAN EXPOSITIONCOTTAGE. Remodeled inside tomake this 1890’s house into alovely 1980’s home. Lovelybreakfast area overlookingprivate yard, 2 woodburningfireplaces, parquet flooring, plus4 bedrooms and 2Vi baths makethis a Hyde Park special. Call tosee.BARCLAY - 1 bedroom unit inthe Barclay offers lake views fromall windows, hardwood floors,and extra large walk-in closet; inaddition the building is one ofHyde Park’s loveliest - 24 hourdoorman, elegant old lobby, extrasecurity in laundry and bikerooms. Mid $50’s.LUXURY CO-OP . . . this veryspacious, 2 bedroom, 2 bath co¬op with east/west exposures.Redecorated with newly sandedfloors. The building is special - 24hour security, parking, bikeroom, and elegant lobby. Call tosee. $50’s. The American Collegeis alive and welland living in Paris you could be, too.For information,pleasa write:Liz SchiffU.S. RepresentativeAmerican College in Paris222 East 83rd St.New York, N.Y. 10028indicate your interest inthe academic year and/orsummer session.THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED BY THE PUBLISHERPRICE REDUCED . . . GoldenTriangle - Ray School, 2 bedroomspecial. This lovely condo withmodern bath (includes apartmentsize washer and dryer), is great forthe small family. Lovely backyardand quiet street make this citycondo, close to campus, a pur¬chasers delight. $60’s.MIDWAY VIEW CO-OP - alovely 1 bedroom in move-inshape has just come on themarket. Modern bath and kit¬chen, full-sized dining room andlovely living and bedrooms makethis a perfect home for the singleor couple. Low price and lowassessments make this very af¬fordable. $30,000.OVERLOOK THE PARK THISWINTER in a very light 1bedroom in South Shore.Available now in co-op buildingwith elevator. Only $16,000.JACKSON HIGHLANDS - 14room house plus an apartmentcoach house and garage, on cor¬ner lot. Lovely 4 bedroom, V/ibaths, family home. $270,000.MOVE-IN CONDITION. 2bedroom, 2 bath condo in clean,light modern elevator buildingwith many amenities. On the busline for easy trips to the Loop andcampus. Priced to sell in the low$50’s.| WATCH WINTER IN THEPARK out your window whileyou sit by the fire in this 2bedroom, 2 bath, co-op in RockyLedge. Priced at $25,000.YELLOW VICTORIANHOUSE. Move-in condition, 6bedrooms - all on the 2nd floor -air conditioned modern kitchen.One gas fireplace and 2 wood-burning fireplaces. Fenced in yardwith 6 car garage. Asking$127,500.CONTEMPORARY BRICKDREAM HOUSE, built withpride, family, practicality andeasy living in mind. Quality insideand out. Atrium entry. Privatelighted driveway with brickgarage. 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths,finished basement with cypresspaneling in recreation room, of¬fice and study. Laundry room.Woodburning fireplace. Lovelygarden with fieldstone patio andmore. $179,500.IS IT POSSIBLE? A quiet cornerin the city? This charming 1bedroom offers lots of naturalwood and beautifully maintainedoak floors, at East View Park.Come take a look.DON’T MISS OUT IN 1984!Come see this campus 2 bedroom,with woodburning fireplace. Lotsof sunlight. $60’s.YES! YOU CAN DO IT! A 2bedroom, 2 bath condo withsauna and exercise room.Fireplace and parquet floors.Parking available. FHA and VAapproval. $50’s.CLD REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1800 FINE EUROPEAN CUISINEWEST END OF HUTCHINSON COMMONSJoin us Friday and Saturday Night!Celebrating our new evening hoursfrom 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. *A new page in the history of dining on the Universi¬ty of Chicago campus was written with the recentopening of Chez Morry. Fine European cuisine and im¬peccable service in an atmosphere of stately elegancehave become the hallmark of Chez Morry luncheonsMonday through Friday from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. inHutchinson Commons.Beginning -January 10, Chez Morry will extend its un¬parallelled dining service to include evenings. Now youcan enjoy the culinary artistry and expertise of ChefCharles Tuesday through Saturday from 5:30 to 7:30p.m.In the manner of our favorably received luncheonmenus, the dinner menus will change weekly, always of¬fering a four-course meal of mineral water with anappetizer; salad with fresh-baked dinner roll; yourchoice of meat, poultry or seafood entree; vegetabledish; and your choice of miniature French pastry withcoffee or tea—all at a Fixed price that includes taxesand gratuities.Add elegance and convenience to your personal andbusiness entertaining, department or organizationmeetings and recruitment interviews whenyou*join us for lunch Mondaythrough Friday, and eveningsTuesday through Saturday,at Chez Morry.Reservationsrequested.For reservations,call Ms. Barbara Smithat 493-2270. For yourf added convenience,Chez Morry accepts AmericanExpress, Visa, Mastercharge andthe Chez Morry credit card. Forinformation on how you can obtain yourChez Morry credit account, call 493-2270.* Complimentary Giftto each customer dining from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.during our Grand Opening Week!14—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, January 13, 1984CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACERENT DELUXE CONDO 1-2 bdrm $450/mo in-cl util 3rd fir sun rm, new kit, ceramic tilebath, NANCY days 443-6023, eves 721-2406, 929-8735Regents Pk. Relet 2br2b View Apt SubstantialSubsidy call Gambrell 886-2725 day 241-5146night.STUDIO APT. 57th and Blackstone, Avail lm-med $270/mo incl util. Ph 281-3351 or 985-0913REGENTS PARK 1 Bdrm in 3 Bdrm Apt. 10thFI; Lake front; Exc Security; Quiet CampusBus Rt. $230/mo Please Call Jerry 241-66774 bedroom 3 bath apartment available end ofMarch. Dishwasher, washer-dryer, indoorparking. Call: 667-59471 bedroom in 5 br apt. Clean, coed, close tocampus. $150 mo. No smokers, female prefer¬red. Available immediately. 288-0546.CONDO FOR RENT5847 S. Blackstone Ave #109 & #110, 7Vi rooms,$260 per month. Call Fritz Schriever 288-3673.MCKEY & POAGUE RE SERVICE INC 363-6200.Bedroom in 4 br fern apt 57th 8, Harper$175/mo incl heat Grad stud pref Jan rent Free363-3979.Near UC 2 br 2 bth Ige rms, laun unit in kit allappl A/C $54,000. 955-0341 eves.Room open early Feb. in large 2 bdrm apt. at57 & Harper for $212/mo. Call 947-8497 eves.REWARD $100 to take over lease/sublet lbr-4rm SPACIOUS apt on Everett. $4l0/mo inclheat, water, laundry in bsmt. Call Maureen962-1700 Day (Iv message) 643 5642eves.Lg Bedroom/Bath in pvt apt-58/DorchesterGrad Student/Female pref $235 Call after 5:643-3344.STUDIO 4800 S. Lake Shore Dr. $390/monthwith heat, sunny, modern. WK/856 4593RM/324-3697Wanted: woman to share a clean, pleasant,sunny 2 br apt with young professional woman(U of C alum). NNear 1C and U of C bus. Safe.Rent reasonable. Available Jan 16 with optionto renew in June. Call Kitty at 241-5688.Bdrm avail in 2 bdrm apt BEST location-in Or-ly'e bldg. Close to shopping, restaurants,transport. On B,C bus rts. $265/mo. Sally 493-95546 rooms at 56th and Kimbark. Garage extra.$625. Hild Realty Group. 955-12001 bedroom at 54th and Dorchester. $450. HildRealty Group. 955-1200STUDIO apartment for rent. $250. HILDREALTY GROUP. 955-1200SPACE WANTEDRoom Wanted Call Laura 234-0137FOR SALEDodge Van for sale. Slant six (cylinder), 15-20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $895. Bill 493-9122.SKIS FOR SALEHEAD GS, 203 cm. Bought new in April 1983and skied on only a few times. No bindings.$200. Robin, at the Maroon 962 9555 or 324 9516.Used Nikon AM Body $75.00 specialModel Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700Used Nikon F w50fs lens & motor drive $500.Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700YELLOW RUG, wovn w/deep pile. Two sizes:8'x8’ and 12'xl2', $20 & $40 w/delivery 493 2986Woman's down coat. $140. Digital clock-radio$40 Call Mary 962 1653or 643 2454.TAPE SPECIAL! TDK SA-90 $3.49 ea. or 10 for$29,90.MODEL CAMERA 1342 E. 55th 493 6700WANTEDMeal Coupons! I Will Buy Your Meal Coupons$l/Coupon. Marc Sable 753 2233 Room 242.PEOPLE WANTEDBabysitter for twin qirls, aae 7. 6:30am to9:00am Mon.-Fri. Ref. req. 643-5109 Evenings.The Chicago Counseling and Psychotherapy Center, 5711 S. Woodlawn, needs people wnoare willing to talk about their personal pro¬blems and feelings for 10 sessions with apsychotherapist-in-training. Participationshould not be seen as psychotherapy or as asubstitute for psychotherapy although par¬ticipants may find it a useful experience. Par¬ticipants will neither be paid nor charged fortheir sessions. Call Pat 684-1800.Healthy non-smoking paid volunteers soughtfor research into the common cold. Call 791-3713.Healthy non-smoking paid volunteers withonset of a common cold within prior 24 hourssought for research project. Call 791-3713.CHILD CARE NEEDED - for 10 month oldchild. Mornings, Monday-Friday. Call 324-0812.AUDITION: Musical Story of ESTHER. Sun.,Jan. 15, 10-4 SPERTUS MUSEUM 922-9012 Ac¬tors Singers Musicians Tech Fiddler all ages -Sunday shows.Babysitter for kindergarten boy, noon-2pm onTuesdays and Thursdays, noon-5pmWednesdays. Call 493-1694.CHEESE/GORMET SALESPermanent Full TimeWe are seeking Chalet Sales people who areresponsible, energetic and enjoy working withthe public. Positions available in our HYDEPARK store. Successful applicants should be21 or older and be able to work flexible hours.Good Benefits. Pre-Employment Polygraphrequired.CALL PERSONNEL:674-4206GOLD STANDARD ENTERPRISES, INC.EQUALOPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER M/FI'm looking for someone who's home all ofmost weekdays to provide company for a 9 yr.old dog that loves people, is quiet and obedient.Will pay. Please call 241-7830 eveMature, well organized, non-smoking, perfumefree woman with some experience in house¬cleaning to do errands, laundry and cleaningfor sing woman confined to home by allergies.Drivers license necessary, part-time; hoursflexible. Minimum wage. Call Elizabeth: days782-7855; 493-3888.In a rut? Looking for a diversionary"something'' that's fulfilling? Volunteer as atutor flexible hours. Call 955 4108.Babysitter for two delightful (usually) 4-yr oldboys. 1:10-6pm Tuesdays. Ref. req. 363-5401after 4.BABYSITTINGWe are U of C faculty with an excellentbabysitter who wishes to care for one morechild in our home near campus, part-tme. Callher at 955-2321 weekdays, 955-0208 eves. We willprovide ref.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, editor-typist, 363-0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING Fast service atreasonable rates includes editing. 324 1660.Anytime.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other services. References. Bill 493-9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.ARCHITECTURAL QUALITY REMODELLING Reliable, neat, guaranteed on-time com¬pletion. References available. LOSETH CONSTRUCTION CO. 363-2202.TYPING - Accurate and Attractive typing onIBM Sele. II - Reports, Dissertations, Theses,Stat, Tables, etc. 667-8657PROFESSIONAL TYPING, reasonable 684-6882TUTOR Physics, Math. Inexpensive 363-1321(Tom).MAN WITH A VAN. Lowest rate MOVING fur¬niture boxes, etc. references. Call LARRY 743-1353.Passport Phto While-U-WaitModel Camera 1342 E. 55th 493-6700WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHYElegant or Contemporary, THE BETTER IMAGE does it all! visit with us and see foryourself. By appointment only.THE BETTER IMAGE 1344 E 55th643-6262French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese,Spanish, Dutch. All levels. Low tuition.Register now thru Jan 24, Loop College 30 E.Lake, 984 2816.Ida's Cafe provides catering service. Pleasecall our Catering Manager, Susan L. Petrellaat 962 9738.SCENESKADIMA'S first Shabbat service andvegetarian potluck will be on Friday, Jan 20th,6:00, at Tom's, 5429 S. Harper, #3-N. To sign upor ask questions, call Rebecca, 288 8032, or stopby Httlel, 5715 S. Woodlawn. Be Ihece!Delta Sigma Loyalty Week starts Monday 1/16with a 9:30 study break in Reynolds Club North Lounge. All women welcome. Call Laurel 947-0036 for more info.ROMANCE LANGUAGE REVEW NEEDSEDITORS CONTRIBUTORS ARTISTS. Joinus Mondays9pm INH (SGFC)PERSONALSAnother Christmas Miracle! CONGRATULA¬TIONS LESLIE & AARNE. Mr. 8, Mrs. IgnaceRatshiwatskiWHO IS A. IVERSON? and why is he cited inthe LSF schedule? Some bloodthirsty critic?LOST AND FOUNDFOUND DIGITAL WATCH 1/6/84-mid afternoon in front of Ida Noyes describe-285-3292Lenny.RIDESRide needed to Ann Arbor, Ml nearly anyweekend. Will share costs. Jim 363-7705, eves.SKI TEAMU of C Ski Team races on weekends duringWinter Quarter. Mtgs on Mondays at 6:30 inIda Noyes. Practices in Wise, on Weds. Formore infocall Lisa 753-8342 (Ext. 1227)CONCERTOCOMPETITIONJanuary 1984 Department of Music ConcertoCompetition, for performance of a suitableconcerto with the University Symphony Orchestra or the University Chamber Orchestrain the Spring of 1984. For further information,including eligibility requirements, contact theDepartment of Music, Goodspeed Hall, 962-8484. Application deadline: January 20.COMING OUT?GALA now hosts a coming out group everyTues. at 8:00 at 5615 S. Woodlawn to tackleissues of being gay on campus and at home.Followed at 9:00 by the GALA Coffeehouse. Allare welcome.GAY? LESBIAN?GALA holds a coffeehouse every Tues 9pm at5615 S. Woodlawn. Conversation, old/newfriends, (and food) in a warm unpressured set¬ting. All are welcome.AUDITIONSGilbert & Sullivan Opera Co. Tryouts forPRINCESS IDA. MANDEL HALL. Jan. 14, 15.2-5 pm Jan. 19, 7:30-10 pm. All welcome forChorus, Principals, etc. April performances.OBS MEETINGThe first meeting of the Winter Quarter of theOrganization of Black Students will be thisWednesday at 7:30 p.m. on 3rd floor INH.Welcome back!GUIDED TOURS OF THECOMPUTATION CENTERUSITE FACILITYPlease join us on one of our daily tours of theUsite Central Computer User's Site Facility inWieboldt 310. These tours take approximately45 minutes and are held from Tuesday,January 3 through Thursday, January 20, ac¬cording to the following schedule:Monday and Tuesday - 12.00 noonWednesday and Thursday - 4:40 p.m.The tours begin at the Walt Whitman wall bustin Usite. You'll learn how to use the computerresources, documentation and equipmentavailable at the facilty.Instructors can arrange additional tours fortheir classes by contacting Ed Donner at 962-8188 or via DEC-20 MM to STAFF. ED-DONNER.BLACKFRIARSBIG PLANS! Come to general meeting on SunJan 15 7PM INH Library. Be there. Aloha!COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FORWINTER QUARTERThe Computation Center is once again offeringa series of free non-credit courses on computing topics for the University communityduring winter quarter. These classes begin onJanuary 16 and continue through the end ofFebruary.A schedule of these seminars and courses isavailable from the Center at the following locations: Usite Business Office (Weiboldt 310),from 9:00-4:00, Monday-Friday; MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday-Friday and at theStaff Office Building (5737 S. University), 8:30to 5:00, Monday-Friday. Copies of the schedulemay also be obtained from the Social ScienceAdvisor in Pick 123, the Program Advisor atUsite and the Terminal Attendant at Usite.The seminars include introductions to the MVSoperating system and the ACF2 securitypackage on the IBM 3018 computer, a seminaron the fundamentals of computing, a seminaron microcomputing and microcomputers, aseminar on text processing and formatting(including how to format dissertations using acomputer), a course on the MUSE word processing system on the DECSYSTEM 20 comouters, courses on the BASIC programming langugage and the SAS statistical package aswell as other introductory topics.If you have questions about the classes (e g.content and intended audience) contact theCenter's Educational Coordinator, Don Crabb,at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM to STAFF. DONCRABB.FOLK MUSICInternational Coffeehouse Friday 13 Jan 9.00pm to 1:00 am with hostess Kristin Erickstonand special guest Jim Hirsch Open Mic Per¬formers Welcome Free AdmissionSUBSTITUTE TEACHERSLevels 7-12 All Areas (Especially Library andForeign Languages) Apply at the LaboratorySchools 1362 E 59th St. Blaine 103.RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDEDEarn $205-260 for learning to discriminate theeffects of one drug from another. Minimumtime required. No experimental drugs involv¬ed. Must be between 21 and 35 and in goodhealth. For more information call 962-1536weekdays between 10:30 and 3:00.ORIENTAL CARPETSWARM YOUR WINTER!!!For the past four years our carpets havebrought color and comfort to the homes ofmany professors and students. Whether youchoose a roomsize Persian or tribal prayerrug, our prices and quality are the best! JUSTARRIVED a wonderful selection of earth tonecarpets from Central Asia. For an appt. call288-9524 (evenings and weekends)ARMAGEDDONis a bad idea. Try the committee on Arms Con¬trol and Disarmament instead. Tuesdays at 7-m in the Ida Noyes Lounge (First Floor)ADVERTISINGMANAGERWanted for new student newspaper. Salarynegotiable. Call 753 8342 ext. 1125.FEELING HYE?Armenian Students' Organization meeting thisSunday 7:00 Ida Noyes.DANCING ISDIVINEEven if you have two left feet, you can have agreat time learning & doing dances fromIsrael, Sweden, Greece, Turkey, Bulgaria,Yugoslavia, Hungary, Etc. come to Ida NoyesHall Sundays (general level) or Mondays (begto int levels). Teaching 8 pm to 9:30, requestdancing 9:30-11:30. We are the UCFolkdancers. Questions? Call Tom 363-5214HOUSE HELPERSChris and Kevin will get your entire house orapartment clean. Hard workers for reasonablerates. Call Chris at 947-8387.PUB VIDEOSTonight 11:30-lam. Members 21.LONELY OR UPSET?If something is bothering you and you want totalk, the Hotline is willing to listen. You cantalk to us between 7pm and 7am, on any day,even Sunday. Our number is 753-1777.KUNDAUNA YOGAThe technology of counsciousness breath,body, mind & destiny Tues 5 pm Ida Noyes 2ndfl Begins Jan 17.PUBMOVIE48 HOURS, starring Eddie Murphy & NickNolte Tues & Wed, 11pm, Members, 21 +.RESUME SERVICEExtensive type styles & paper selection. Prompt service. Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 2882233.SKI THE MIDWAY!The Out Club is sponsoring a X-Country Skiingseminar, participation requires Outing Clubmembership (only $3). For more info, Call.684-3378 or 962-9613.Dr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372Intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalservice with quality materialBeware of bait advertisingEye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact LensesThe Chicago Maroon—Friday. January 13. 1984—15m MAb PRESENTS #KUVIASUNGNERKTHEFLESHTONESFRIDAY JANUARY 20COLLEGEWIDE DANCEIDA NOYES GYM9 p.m.-1 a.m.1 TICKET FREE per UCID,tickets to be distributed through the REYNOLDS CLUB BOX OFFICEMONDAY 16, TUESDAY 17,and WEDNESDAY 18A SECOND TICKET may be purchased for *8.00at the REYNOLDS CLUB BOX OFFICE w/valid UC student ID.• ..«4- WmacJe possibU by a. grant FromTHE ORIENTATION COMMITTEE