tRl uoWwmmThe Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 25 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January 10, 1984Credit Union to open Monday in ReynoldsBy Hilary TillThe University’s first stu¬dent-operated credit union willopen for business startingMonday at 10:30 a.m. The newstudent venture will have thedistinction of being the only au¬tonomous student credit unionin the United States.A short ceremony to inaugu¬rate the University StudentFederal Credit Union(USFCU) will take place an hour before the credit union of¬ficially opens Monday. Start¬ing at 9:30 a.m., a receptionwill be held in the NorthLounge of Reynolds Club. Ahalf-hour later, several promi¬nent officials of the NationalCredit Union Administration(NCUA) will speak about theinception of the USFCU.Among those attending theopening ceremony will be FifthWard Aid. Larry Bloom, a Uni¬ versity representative, andEdgar Callahan, who is theChairman of the NCUA. At10:30 a.m., the student-ownedand operated business willswing open its doors for cus¬tomers.According to USFCU organ¬izers, the new credit union wasformed to provide studentswith better banking servicesthan what is presently avail¬able in Hyde Park. Within theSeminary condemns aid lawBy Cliff GrammichThe Meadville/LombardTheological School has passeda resolution condemning theSolomon Amendment and call¬ing upon the Unitarian Uni-veralist Association to provide students, being in greater needof student loans.”According to David Manker,a student at the school, theamendment affects only one ofthe school’s approximately 40students, and that student has Meadville/Lombard.“Students who come to se¬minaries are more likely totake stands of conscientiousobjection in regards to draftregistration,” Manker said. Asa result, Manker believesmany future students of theschool, who are now compliedto register by Solomon’s provi¬sions, will be confronted by adilemma presented by theamendment.continued on page 10 university, the Office of tneBursar does provide studentdeposit accounts, but the ac¬counts are not paid interest; itcosts five dollars to open suchan account; and one is chargedthirty cents for depositing apersonal check, according toan employee in the Office ofthe Bursar. There is a univer¬sity credit union, but it is foruniversity staff.“Our service is by tar tnemost competitive in the HydePark area,” asserts KennBloom, chairman of theUSFCU’s board of directors.After paying a one-time mem¬bership fee of $7.50, creditunion members can hold an in¬terest-bearing savings accountand a checking account. Achecking account is paid inter¬est if it holds more than $500.Also, “there are no montly orper-check charges” for check¬ing accounts, states an USFCUpamphlet. Other services thenew credit union will provideare money orders, certificatesof deposit, traveller’s checks, notary service, and automaticpayroll deduction for any stu¬dent working for the universi¬ty.All individuals working foror holding a degree at the U ofC can join the banking cooper¬ative. Members of the immedi¬ate family of those two groupscan also join. In addition, anystudent organization can quali¬fy for an account. In the future,the USFCU may offer mem¬bership to the faculty.continued on page 10Galbraith here as visiting fellowMeadville/Lombardand Woodlawn.replacement loans to stuaenisdeprived of loans by theamendment’s provisions.The resolution, approved ofby the school’s students, facul¬ty, and board of trustees, con¬demns the amendment as “animproper mixing of the func¬tions of an educational institu¬tion with those of Selective Ser¬vice enforcement.” It alsostates “because of an act ofnoncompliance motivated bymoral conscience,” studentsare forced to “either perjurethemselves or go withoutbadly-needed financial assis¬tance.”In addition, the resolutioncondemns the amendment forits tendency to fall “dispropor¬tionately on poor and minorityTheological School 57thcomplied with the amend¬ment’s provisions. He sees,however, future problems forSolomon’s enforcement at By Koyin ShihDr. John Kenneth Galbraith,the Paul M. Warburg Profes¬sor of Economics Emeritus atHarvard University, will visitU of C Jan. 11-13. The ren¬owned economist’s three-daystay will include visits to se¬lected student dorms, atten¬dance in some student classes,and a public presentation atthe Glen A. Lloyd Auditoriumin the Law School, Friday at3:30 p.m.A former editor of Fortunemagazine, Galbraith is alsothe author of several widely-read books, including The Af¬fluent Society, The Nature ofMass Poverty, and The NewIndustrial State. His most re¬cent book is titled The Anato¬my of Power.Galbraith’s participation inpolitics has earned him evenmore prestigious titles and in¬fluence. In the early 1940’s, Galbraith served as deputy ad¬ministrator of the Office ofPrice Administration wherehis principal responsibilitywas to organize the wartimesystem of price control. In1946, he was a director of theU.S. Strategic Bombing Sur¬vey and was awarded theMedal of Freedom by Presi¬dent Harry S. Truman. Duringthe Kennedy years, Galbraithserved as the U.S. ambassadorto India. He has also been advi¬sor to successive Democraticadministrations.In his field of Economics,Galbraith can be called a liber¬al Keynesian. On the topic ofconsumer behavior and theDependence Effect, Gal¬braith’s stand states that withan increasingly affluent soci¬ety, consumer wants are “in¬creasingly created by theprocess by which they are sa¬tisfied.” He believes businesses con¬trol the demand for productsvia advertising and sales orga¬nizations. Galbraith has subse¬quently argued that the Ameri-Shoreland shuttle restricts ridesBy Victor I. KingStarting Thursday, theShoreland shuttle bus willallow only people carryingproof that they live in theShoreland to board duringpeak hours. This decision wasmade by the Office of StudentHousing in response to a rec¬ommendation submitted by theShoreland Council in order torelieve overcrowding.Council President JohnKendzior announced last weekthat “all persons trying toFeatureLittle RedSchoolhousepage sevenInsideNewsRegenstein trashedpage eight board the Shoreland shuttle be¬tween 7:50 a.m. and 10 a.m. inthe morning and 5 p.m. and 6p.m. in the evening will be re¬quested to show their plastickey.” Each Shoreland residentcurrently has the key, which isused to get past locked doorsguarding an elevator area inthe dormitory.The bus service runs in themorning, in the early after¬noon, and at dinnertime, trans¬porting students from theShoreland to campus. Theschedule changes slightly onweekends. It makes stops at57th and Ellis, in front of thebookstore, and at Burton-Jud-son and Pierce dining halls. Onrequest, the bus will let stu¬dents off at 55th and LakePark, near the Hyde ParkShopping Center and the I.C.tracks.When the number of passen¬gers exceeds the seating ca¬pacity, students are forced tostand in the aisle of the bus.Sometimes even standingroom is unavailable. Kendziornoted that “incidences ofShoreland people having towait for the next bus” prompt¬ed the Council’s suggestion tothe housing office.Assistant Singlp Student Housing Director Kathy Suth¬erland defended the depart¬ment’s action: “It's a shuttlethat’s paid largely by the roomand board fees of Shorelandresidents and just for those stu¬dents.’ continued on page 10 PHOTO BY JIM KALETTJohn Kenneth Galbraithcan economic system hasproduced too many privategoods and too few publicgoods.He is a leading critic of capi¬talism in the late twentiethcentury, rejecting the idea thatthe market w ill efficiently allo¬cate resources. He also arguesthat firms do not aim for profitmaximization.continued on page 10Health plan arrivalBy Phil CafaroStarting in March, a new-prepaid health plan will beavailable to all University em¬ployees and their families.The plan, known as the Uni¬versity of Chicago Health Plan(UCHP), is similar to a plancurrently offered to Universitystudents. According to a sum¬mary of the plan, it will pro¬vide “100 percent coverage ofmedical care,” including allemergency care, hospitaliza¬tion and physician office care.UCHP, which has takenthree years to devise and im¬plement, recently passed theBoard of Trustees, and negoti¬ations to secure the approvaland participation of Universityunions are underway.Membership fees are set at$10.64 and $34.36 per month forsingle and family coverage, re¬spectively. According to AssistantDirector Allan Burrall at Uni¬versity Health Service, thenew plan is a significant im¬provement on the BlueCross/Blue Shield and HealthMaintainance Organizationplans currently available. Im¬provements include compre¬hensive medical treatment in asingle hospital complex, a de¬crease in paperwork (thereare no claim forms to fill out),and an emphasis on routineand preventive medical care.(Blue Cross/Blue Shield doesnot cover routine doctorvisits.) It is hoped that elimin¬ating third parties and consoli¬dating all treatment and cov¬erage procedures will lowerhealth care costs, which haverisen dramatically in recentvears.continued on page 10- : . ' ■ ■■■- ■H' 'iBlfefftei^:"■;; vf;■: . ■ ■ ;iip:I;; THE FORUM FOR FEMINIST SCHOLARSHIPAnnounces its Winter Quarter Lecture Series"The Rape of True Woman:Crime, Insight, and Revolution in The Monk” byWilliam Veeder,Professor of EngishMonday, January 16"Mothers, Daughters and Lessing's Cats" byJudith K. Gardiner,Professor of Engish, University of IlSnoe at ChicagoMonday, February 6Yrginia Woolf and Her Mother's Ghost" byLisa Ruddick,Assstant Professor of EngishMonday, February 20"Language and Power" bySusan Brooks Thistlethwahe,Assistant Professor, Theology and Culture, Chicago Theological SeminaryThursday, March 8Alt lectures will be in Harper 130 at 4PMFunded by the Women's Board of the University of ChicagoINTRODUCING..Sunday Brunchand DinneratMORRY’S DELI in Hutchinson CommonsMake your Sunday a day of leisure. Buy yourfavorite Sunday newspaper, and join us for...BryilCh 11 a.m, to 2 p.m.homemade donutsfresh bagel with butterscrambled eggsself-service salad barmilk or coffeePLUS your choice of...lox and cream cheese plattercharbroiled breakfast steaksmoked fish and cream cheese platterOR TRY OUR SPECIALMini Brunchhomemade donuts, coffeeand an egg McMorry for just juice, 69 Dinner 2 to 7 p.m.SUPER SPECIAL PRICES!% LB. CHARBROILED STEAKBURGERwith all the trimmings1/2 LB. CHAR-DOG with all the trimmingsCHARBROILED RIB TIP SANDWICHCHARBROILED HAM SANDWICHCHARBROILED POLISH SAUSAGECOMPLETE CHARBROILED STEAKDINNER with free popCOMPLETE CHARBROILED CHICKENDINNER with free popJUMBO TURKEY SANDWICH (white meat)JUMBO HAM SANDWICHJUMBO SALAMI SANDWICHJUMBO HOT PASTRAMI SANDWICH 4949$$2^4$284$*J 89$-J898989s*v H—2~i ago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984Gilbert and SullivanThe Gilbert & Sullivan Opera Com¬pany, Inc., has announced auditions forits 24th annual production at the Uni¬versity of Chicago, Princess Ida. Audi¬tions will be Saturday and Sunday from2-5 p.m. at Mandel Hall. Those audi- local co-chairmen are Lee Phillip ofWBBM-TV and Irv Kupcinet of the Chi¬cago Sun-Times. John Ritter will hostfrom Hollywood; Paul Anka from NewYork.Discussion about rapetioning are asked to prepare somethingfrom the G & S repertoire and may alsosing something of their own choice ifthey wish.Ida was last performed by‘the com¬pany in 1966. The opera is celebratingits 100th birthday this year and is re¬ceiving a great deal of attention nationwide as numerous companies mountproductions. The story is apropos—atale of women’s lib at a university asinterpreted by Gilbert and Sullivan.The Gilbert & Sullivan production issponsored by the music department.The four performances at Mandel HallApr. 5, 6, 7, and 8 will benefit the per¬forming arts groups of the depart¬ment.Princess Ida requires a large castwith numerous principals. All interest¬ed are encouraged to audition, and anypeople with tech, makeup, or costum¬ing skills are welcome. For further in¬formation call Patricia Werhane at924-5421 or Beata Boodell at 493-0519.Cerebral Palsv telethonUnited Cerebral Palsy of GreaterChicago is seeking volunteers for itsannual national network “WeekendWith the Stars” telethon to be held Jan.14-15. Volunteers are asked to call922-2238 for a registration card to hand¬le phone pledges. Those interested intaking part in the College Division’sfund-raising activities are asked to call922-2245.The 19V4 hour show will be broadcastlocally from the stage of Medinah Tem¬ple, 600 N. Wabash Ave. Dick Johnson,WLS-TV 6 p.m. news anchor, will co¬host with Sandi Freeman, formerlyhost of AM Chicago, and currently hostof “Freeman Reports” on Cable Ne¬twork News in New York. Celebrity Barbara Engle of the Loop YWCAWomen’s Services will give a talk onrape-related issues tonight at 7 p.m. inthe Ida Noyes Library. She will talk inparticular about the problems of ac¬quaintance rape and rape that occurswithin relationships. The talk is spon¬sored by the Women’s Union, and opento all. Discussion and questions will fol¬low the talk.Recruiters to visitForty-five employers have scheduledrecruiting dates this year for the U of Ccampus. Most of these employers, in¬cluding Morgan Stanley, Common¬wealth Edison, Proctor and Gamble,and Masspirg, will be interviewinghere during February.There is still time to attend a “Re¬cruiting and Your Job Search” work¬shop, a requirement for participatingin the recruiting program. The finalworkshops will be held in ReynoldsClub 201 today at 4 p.m., Jan. 19 atnoon, Jan. 27 at 4 p.m., and Feb. 8 at 4p.m.To sign up, please call Deborah Lip-sett, assistant director for placement,at 962-7041. Students at all degree levelsare eligible to interview.DOE questionsFed expendituresFederal expenditures totaling $42million have been questioned or recom¬mended for recovery by the Depart¬ment of Education’s Office of InspectorGeneral on the basis of audits conduct¬ed during a recent six-month period.In a 40-page report presented to Con¬gress, Inspector General James B.Thomas, Jr., also disclosed that inves¬tigations of alleged criminal wrongdo- '4 BRIEFing resulted in 105 indictments and 54convictions.The report covers the period Apr. 1through Sept. 30, 1983.Thomas said the Department is con¬tinuing to take action on recommenda¬tions contained in his audit reports. Henoted the Department was successfulin resolving all audits over six monthsold, and that contractors and granteeswere asked to return some $14 millionin unsupported or inappropriate costs.Films at HillelThe U of C Hillel Foundation opensits winter quarter film series Thursdaywith the full-length documentaryAuschwitz and the Allies. The film,based on Martin Gilbert’s book of thesame title, the film examines Alliedknowledge of the systematic annihila¬tion of Jews, using interviews, rarelyseen archive film, and excerpts fromthe trial of Adolf Eichmann.The film will show at 7:30 p.m. at Hil¬lel House, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. Ad¬mission is $1.50 for Hillel members andcontributors, $2.50 for all others.Diabetes meetingDonna Mull, an educator and coun¬selor, will discuss the “How-to ofChange” at the meeting of the SouthSuburban Branch of the American Dia¬betes Association (ADA) today in theFlossmoor Village Hall at 7:30 p.m.The South Suburban Branch of theADA is one of many groups whichoffers lectures, seminars and films tohelp educate the public about diabetesdetection, treatment, and research.For further information, contact theAssociation at 346-1805.Lecture at MSIThe Museum of Science and Industryis sponsoring a lecture Jan. 15 by NigelCalder, a British science writer and fu¬turist. The lecture, entitled “1984 &Beyond,” begins at 2 p.m. and is free tothe public. The title is also the name ofhis latest book.Calder is the author of numerous books, including “Nuclear Night¬mare,” “The Comet is Coming!,” and“Spaceships of the Mind.” He also re¬ceived, in 1972, a United Nations prizefor the popularization of science.“1984 & Beyond” discusses thechanging character, content, and moodof expectations as illustrated by anoverview of research into the future.Benton programThe William Benton Fellows inBroadcast Journalism will speak on“Careers in Broadcasting” Wednesdayat 7 p.m. in Robie House. There will bea panel discussion followed by a ques¬tion and answer period.SG meeting ThursdayThe Student Government will con¬duct its first Assembly Meeting of thequarter Tuesday in Stewart 105. Pro¬ceedings will begin at 7 p.m. ratherthan 7:30 p.m., the regular startingtime last quarter.The agenda will include:• a presentation of SG Finance Com¬mittee’s recommendations by RickSzesny• possibly three appeals of SGFC deci¬sions• a discussion of a need for a commit¬tee to examine SG financing of WHPKradio station• a discussion of grade distribution instudent mail boxes at the Reynold’sClub• an examination of abuses of the read¬ing period• a debate over the question of ab¬sences at SG meetings• a presentation by each SG commit¬tee of their programs for the winterquarter, including a report on the Stu¬dent Services Committee’s trial bookexchange program• and general SG plans for thisquarter.There will be five SG AssemblyMeetings this quarter held during thesecond, third, fourth, sixth, and eighthweeks. All meetings this quarter willbe on Thursday evenings.THE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsJOHN KENNETHGALBRAITHspeaking on“ECONOMICS AND THE SOCIAL LEFT:A REVISED VIEW”Questions/Answers to FollowLaw School Auditorium • Friday, January 123:30 P.M.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984—3PHOTO BY ARA JELAUANStudent yearns for fresh croissant+ - university look to fhp talent within ourTo the editor:With the closing of the Ida Noyes B;kery we are once again reminded of thesad fact that the administrators at thisschool have absolutely no interest inmaintaining the quality of life of theuniversity community. Just as with theclosing of the Phoenix this fall, the ad¬ministrators involved have seen fit tosimply close down a money-losingoperation rather than make the effortto institute changes which would im¬prove service and cut losses. Is suchruthlessness really necessary? The col¬lege itself is a money losing operation-should it too be shut down?When will the administrators of this university look to the talent within ourwalls to help in such situations? Thefaculty and graduates of the School ofBusiness must have some ideas on howto improve these operations. All I amasking is that an effort be made to findsome solution other than closure for theresources on campus. If we do not lookfor these alternatives we will find our¬self in the position of having one placeto buy books (the U of C Bookstore) andone place to get a cup of coffee(Morry’s). We cannot afford to be sononchalant about destroying' ourcampus operations.Brian MulliganFourth-year student in the collegeCampus groups demandCAUSE funding reviewTo the editor:As U of C student organizations, weare increasingly concerned about therecent pattern of funding denials by theStudent Government Finance Commit¬tee (SGFC) to one student organiza¬tion, CAUSE. Two features of these de¬nials seem troublesome: First, theSGFC has denied funding for films ithas not seen, based on its suspicionthat, in its own definition, the filmswere not educational but purely “politi¬cal.” Second, the Student Governmentconstitution mandate for the SGFC spe¬cifies that its funding decisions shouldbe made consistent with the previousSGFC policies. Thus, the fact that sev¬eral of the CAUSE films which now arebeing denied funding were indeed, lastyear, approved by the SGFC raises ad¬ditional questions.While we make no judgment on themerits of this particular case, we dowish to express our concern that theStudent Government fully investigatethe general constitutional and policyissues involved. Members of the SGFC,though perhaps acting with the best ofintentions, could otherwise set prece¬dents which are not in keeping with thecivil liberties standards needed in anyuniversity. The pattern of funding deni¬als in the case of CAUSE may, in thefuture, affect other organizations.Therefore, we would like to proposethat the Student Government adopt thefollowing resolution: “The SG asks thatthe student-faculty court investigatefully the constitutional and policy issues raised by the recent denials offunding to CAUSE, and then to reportback to the Student Government.”Committee on Arms ControlWomen’s UnionGay and Lesbian Alliance (GALA)Organization of Black Students (OBS)Festival of the Arts (FOTA)Animal Welfare GroupCircle K thanksTo the editor:On behalf of the University of Chica¬go Circle K club, I would like to thankall members of the community, whothrough their cooperation and/or dona¬tion, helped to make our ThanksgivingFood Drive a success. We collected ap¬proximately 1000 items of food and$150. Special thanks to go: Ralph Ha¬milton, Associate Dean of Students inthe University; Charles O’Connell,Dean of Students in the University;Irene Conley, Director of Student Ac¬tivities; the Housing Office; the Stu¬dent Government Finance Committee;the members of Psi Upsilon. The Com¬munity Food Pantry and its beneficiar¬ies are grateful to your help. Circle K isthe world’s largest collegiate serviceorganization and is sponsored byKiwanis International. This quarter,the club’s major project will be a raffleto raise funds for the Spina Bifida Asso¬ciation of America. Meetings are Tues¬days at 7:00 P.M. in Ida Noyes Hall.For more information, call Joan Spoerlat 947-8208.Joan SpoerlPresident, U.C. Circle h ■ rnwmmmDmmmwv.v.Local security firstThe success of the venture has yet to be measured, but the work doneto date on the new “Maroon Express” (no relation to the newspaper) isto be commended. Administrative officials and the Student ActivitiesOffice have displayed imagination and concern in providing a service tostudents which promises to be reliable and is tailored to the needs andschedules of students on campus.Recently, however, the Maroon Express was introduced to studentrepresentatives as an answer to security problems on campus. How canstudents go downtown, for example, when public transportation is insuf¬ficiently patrolled? The Maroon Express would supposedly solve theproblem of transportation to and from the Loop, and would thus allaythe fears of many students.But the question of student transportation is minor in light of largersecurity concerns. Too often, safety tips address only late-night strollsto the Point, the danger of the Japanese Garden and the terrors of 63rdStreet. Specific measures like the Express arrangement are to be ap¬plauded, but they must not overshadow the importance of kindling astrong student safety awareness.The question of security in Hyde Park is not merely one of how to getout safely; it is a question of how to get around the neighborhood, andhow to cope with the risk of crime in urban life.Buses near capacity on first Express runBy John VispoelLast weekend, the “Maroon Ex¬press” bus began service to over 200students who were traveling to andfrom downtown.Although only one bus was filled tocapacity, the large volume of studentsusing the bus on its first weekend hasgenerated a feeling of cautious opti¬mism on the part of the director of theStudent Activities Office, Irene Conley.Although she was happy with the re¬sponse of students last weekend, shestated that “it is too early to tellwhether the program will be successfulin the future”.The reason for the cautious outlookon this service derives from the failureof similar downtown bus service in thepast. The 7-11 bus which was run byStudent Government had successful ri- dership for the first few weeks, butfailed in subsequent quarters when in¬terest decreased. However, Conley be¬lieves that this service has advantagesover the 7-11 bus which gave it a betterchance to succeed. First, the “MaroonExpress” bus is a luxury 45-seat coachwhich is far more attractive and appro¬priate for traveling downtown than theyellow school bus which was used forthe 7-11 service. Secondly, this serviceis run by a full-time administrator whohas enough time to manage the serviceproperly, as opposed to the 7-11 buswhich was run by students who did nothave sufficient time to devote to theprogram. Finally, the “Maroon Ex¬press” has a better financial basis thanthe 7-11 bus since it is subsidized by theadministration, not by the student ac¬tivities fee.Series of profs’ research to beginBy Audrey L. GuzikMost of us would agree that the Uni¬versity of Chicago can be a fascinatingplace. We might not agree on our rea¬sons, however. Some just hate theplace enough to be fascinated by it.Others find inspiration in the hiddenpower and the inner mysteries of theunderlying structure which, to some, isthe real U of C (ahem). Others of usjust like the parties.I’m sure that most of us upon enter¬ing, in response to the propoganda de¬signed to impress and woo us, were im¬pressed and wooed by the fact that ourfaculty to student ratio is something ofthe same order of magnitude as 97,000to 1. Well, we’ve almost all realized bynow that not only is there generallyonly one instructor to a course, but theclass is comprised of more than onestudent! With these professors except¬ed, this leaves an estimated 96,000members of faculty, or more, unac¬counted for, except for occasionalcameo appearances in courses everynow and again. So, where are they?What are these professors doing? Believe it or not, these professors arenot beyond our reach. There is diverseand interesting research being pursuedin almost every lab or office oncampus. It’s right under our noses. It isthe scope and quality of this researchwhich contributes enormously to thefascinating aura of the University.There is hidden power here well worthexploring.Therefore, I propose we explore it.Professors will be chosen almost atrandom and asked to discuss what theyare doing. (It’s sort of like those radiostation polls. I hope no professor getsnervous waiting to be chosen.) The as¬piration here is to produce a fascinat¬ing interview with a fascinating profes¬sor in a completely fascinating mannerevery week. All of this introduction ob¬scures the fact that there is no inter¬view this week, but there will be nextweek. So, if any students out thereknow of a professor they feel is under¬represented, and whose achievementshave gone unheralded, please let meknow, care of the Maroon.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chi¬cago. It is published twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of theMaroon are in Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorCliff GrammichNews EditorSondra KruegerFeatures EditorPurnima DubeyAssistant Features Editor Frank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBrian MulliganGrey City Journal Editor Chris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary Review EditorAssociate Editor: Michael ElliottContributors: Rosemary Blinn, Phil Cafaro, Anthony Cashman, Maxwell Chi, Ka-hane Corn, Wally Dabrowski, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Audrey Guzik, Don Haslam,Ann Hirte, Keith Horvath, Victor King, Jeff Makos, Leah Schlesinger, NathanSchoppa, Geoff Sherry, Koyin Shih, Hilary Till, Bob Travis, John Vispoel, JordanWanknff4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984SGFC’s Szesny:By Rick SzesnyThis past quarter, several students have ques¬tioned the wisdom of Finance Committee decisionsconcerning “political groups.” At the end of thequarter, for instance, a student approached me andasked me to sign a petition to demonstrate my soli¬darity with one of the campus student organizations,CAUSE (Committee Assembled to Unite in Solidari¬ty with El Salvador). I introduced myself, and askedif he would sign my petition in favor of the FinanceCommittee’s position on funding of political activi¬ties. In the highly unlikely event that any student orgroup of students may wish to begin such a projecton the Finance Committee’s behalf, or that other stu¬dents may be asked to demonstrate their solidaritywith the Finance Committee, I believe that each stu¬dent should have a thorough understanding of theissues at hand.The Student Government Finance Committee(SGFC) receives 60 percent of the quarterly $5 Stu¬dent Activities Fee, approximately $75,000 each fi¬scal year. The committee, which meets from four toseven hours each week, consists of five graduate andthree undergraduate students. Each student organi¬zation which requests funds from SGFC must fill outand submit a budget form for each activity it plansand provide a student representative to discuss thebudget with the committee. The SGFC evaluates thebudget in terms of what the organization requests,the program, the expected audience, the time, dateand location of the event, and the costs associatedwith each. To many students, it appears that the Fi¬nance Committee is always “cutting” or “slashing”or “denying” funding to student groups. On the otherhand, had the Finance Committee granted the$73,000 requested by student groups through De¬cember, there would either have been no studentgroup activities from January through June or anemergency increase in the Student Activities Fee,and we all know how popular an increase in the feewould be on this campus. (To date, SGFC has grant¬ed $25,000 and lent an additional $10,000 to student or¬ganizations.)The representatives from CAUSE have submittedeight separate budgets to SGFC. The first budget re¬quested money for quarterly expenses. There weretwo main problems with this budget. First, CAUSErequested money for books, some of which are al¬ready available at Regenstein Library. In addition,the committee rarely allocates money for books ormagazines if the group does not have a permanentoffice. Experience indicates that books generallydisappear and become part of a student’s personallibrary if the group does not have a permanent li¬brary in an office on campus. Second, CAUSE re¬quested money to pay for expenses associated withother programs rather than “quarterly expenses.”The committee, in an effort to determine the cost ofa particular program such as a dance, movie, orparty or lecture, prefers that such expenses bedrawn up separate from the quarterly expenses, orexpenses incurred in the normal day-to-day opera¬tion or maintenance of the organization.In addition to the quarterly budget, CAUSE sub¬mitted three individual program budgets for films tobe shown on campus. “Target Nicaragua” and “ElSalvador-Another Vietnam?” are public televisiondocumentaries and the third film, “Hearts andMinds,” has won an Academy Award. Unfortunate¬ly, these facts in and of themselves do not qualify asreasons for an SGFC allocation. The SGFC Bylawsprohibit funding an “activity of a political nature” ifit is directed at “influencing public legislation” orpromotes “a particular ideology or particular view¬point.” However, the SGFC will fund such programsas CAUSE proposes if it provides “a formal presen¬tation of opposing views.” CAUSE makes two con¬tradictory claims. First, even though they may notqualify for funding as the film program currentlyexists, the SGFC should fund the films because 1)they are documentaries and have won awards, 2) thegroup has unusually large support from 1200 peoplewho signed a petition last year assailing Administra¬tion involvement in Central America, 3) we have amoral obligation to show the films, 4) CAUSE has al¬ready had two “balanced” programs at which therewere “formal presentations of opposing views” thisquarter and now claim to have fulfilled all obliga¬tions to the Bylaws and 5) CAUSE, they claim, “doesnot promote any particular ideology,” it is “not af¬filiated with any local or national solidarity groupsor political parties” and its membership includes a“wide range of viewpoints and backgrounds.” Inother words, CAUSE grants that the films have polit¬ical overtones and then gives reasons which are con¬sidered to be extenuating circumstances as to whytheir group and programs are different from or ex¬ceptions to those the SGFC sees from day to day andyear to year. Then, on occasion, CAUSE claims thatif these aren’t good enough reasons for funding theprograms, then they’ll just claim that the filmsaren’t political. I would think that they can t flip acoin and have it land on the edge, but then probabili¬ty and physics have never really been my strongpoints, either. . .The Finance Committee, as you may expect, hasdiscussed each of these points and many more in CAMPUS VOlCElilll'Simply put, I amgreat detail. As I have said before, documentariesand awards do not automatically qualify for an allo¬cation. Simply put, I am not impressed. Further¬more, a broad-based dislike for Administration poli¬cies does not give CAUSE an inherent right toreceive money. As for moral obligation, I would re¬spond that the committee feels morally obligated touphold the Constitution of the Student Governmentand the SGFC Bylaws. It would be very easy for theSGFC or the Assembly to sidestep the problem orsimply give in to the pressure and approve an alloca¬tion. I believe that such actions, while popular withthe members of CAUSE and a few supporters, wouldbe considered a betrayal of the trust the students putin us when they voted in the last election. Contrary towhat a few would have you believe, the committeedoes not take this obligation lightly, nor does it reachthese decisions without (literally) hours of intense,heated discussion.Rick SzesnyThe last two points require some detail First, theSGFC expects each individual program to be a bal¬anced presentation. The debate on the invasion ofGrenada and the program on immigration were twosuch excellent programs which were, in fact, spon¬sored by CAUSE. The committee was not asked togrant money for the Grenada program. It did, how¬ever, allocate $391 for the immigration program.The fact that these programs were sponsored byCAUSE indicates that the organization can put onbalanced programs. It also shows that the big, badFinance Committee has not cut CAUSE from the$700 allocation in 1982-83 to zero in 1983-84. Indeed, ifCAUSE plays its cards right, it could easily surpasslast year’s allocation. CAUSE claims that the merefact that these events were acceptable to the SGFCand that the group did sponsor such balanced pro¬grams once or twice this year now qualifies them toreceive Finance Committee support for other eventswhich they grant are not balanced. In fact, in an¬other request made last quarter for the film “Revo¬lution or Death,” the representative who attendedthe SGFC meeting admitted that the film attackedthe Salvadoran “repressive regime” and was“against U.S. policy” in El Salvador. During the ap¬peal in the Assembly, CAUSE claimed because theyhad had a program in which opposing views werepresented, they were no longer obliged to conductbalanced programs and the Assembly and the SGFCwas obliged to fund these activities. This by the samegroup which does “not promote any particular ideo¬logy.”Each time CAUSE representatives appeal to theAssembly (there were three appeals last quarter),they express confusion as to why the committeewould expect each program to be balanced with op¬posing views. They claim that “in the past,” CAUSE“has made serious efforts to present opposing view¬points” and “organize debates.” The unfortunate re¬ality is that we cannot live in the past forever. TheFinance Committee recognizes that last year,CAUSE received money to show these films, but italso sees that the program and focus has changed. IfCAUSE wants to point to the past, I too can lookback. As a member of the SGFC in 1982-83, the fact ofthe matter is that CAUSE claimed that their pro¬gram was balanced and indicated that they wouldshow films of a very diverse nature. A majority ofthe members believed that CAUSE was sincere andthat the program, as presented to the committee atthat time, was balanced. (This over the objection ofseveral other members of the committee.) Thoughyou cannot live in the past forever, you can use theacts from the past as guidelines for the present.;s year, the committee has new members asking not impressed’new questions, one of which happened to be “Is thisreally a balanced program?”The final question is not one which has been raisedoften. It is a question that I have concerning the sin¬cerity with which CAUSE is approaching the prob¬lem. Remember that CAUSE “does not promote anyparticular ideology.” At the same time, however,and in writing (Maroon, 10/25/83, p.6), a member ofCAUSE contradicts his own statement.In CAUSE, we do share a deep and growingconcern about US foreign policy and involve¬ment in Central America. Indeed, we opposethe US Administration’s Central American po¬licies which in El Salvador aid a governmentwhich is responsible for the deaths of 40,000 citi¬zens and which is supporting an illegal waragainst the Nicaraguan government.Understand that the committee is not against the ac¬tivities of the organization. The Finance Committeesimply cannot fund activities which allow CAUSE topromote the above organizational beliefs.One further problem which we faced with CAUSEoccurred when one representative presenting a bud¬get to the committee, candidly admitted that the film“Revolution or Death” was against U.S. policy. Onereason the commmittee denied funding to this pro¬gram was because of this statement by a representa¬tive of the organization. CAUSE appealed the com¬mittee’s decision, denying that the film was political.Perhaps the representative who attended the Fi¬nance Committee’s meeting was confused or ner¬vous or ill. Perhaps it was a candid admission of thehorrible truth. As one person pointed out the otherday, perhaps the SGFC Bylaws are forcing some ofthese groups not to tell the whole truth or even lie tothe committee. Should the Finance Committeechange by Bylaws to alleviate the problems encoun¬tered with CAUSE? Should the Finance Commmit¬tee allocate money for the films just to appeaseCAUSE0 Should the Assembly, in an attempt to con¬duct other business for a change, override the Fi¬nance Committee if CAUSE returns with yet anotherappeal? I would hope not.I have told several different representatives fromCAUSE on many different occasions what is re¬quired of the group if it is to receive money from Stu¬dent Government. If there is a film such as "Revolu¬tion or Death,” CAUSE must find another film orbring in a speaker to seriously discuss opposingviews. The speakers do not have to be from ourcampus, nor do they have to speak out of the kind¬ness of their hearts, although that would be prefera¬ble. The committee allocates money for honoraria,travel expenses, and hospitality to many studentgroups. As a matter of fact. CAUSE is familiar withthis policy; the Finance Committee made such line-item allocations to CAUSE for its immigration pro¬gram.A number of students believe that the FinanceCommittee should allocate money for programswhich have, to this point, not received money due toproblems with the Constitution or the Bylaws. Thiswas recently discussed during an attempt to changethe Bylaws. Several people feit that the committeeshould use the money to support as many activitiesas possible. The fact is that the committee recog¬nizes the limits placed on it. We have a finite amountof money to distribute to almost one hundred studentgroups. Demand for money far surpasses the $75,000the committee collects each fiscal year. The Consti¬tution and the Bylaws are there for guidance, not tobe forgotten or overlooked or ignored so that an ex¬ception can be made for this group or for that pro¬gram. I have always said that what is good for onegroup, and that includes Student Government, is justas good for another. CAUSE, it seems to me, is try¬ing to circumvent its responsibility not only to theFinance Committee but to each and every person onthis campus who pays tuition, and, therefore, whopays the Student Activities Fee.In closing, may I say that I am always verypleased to explain the allocation process or details ofa particular decision made by the Finance Commit¬tee, or summarize the appeals made by studentgroups in the Assembly. Although I do not speak forthe Finance Committee or Student Government inthis attempt to explain the issues, I think that I haveilluminated the highlights previously debated byboth groups. I understand that it is the intention ofCAUSE to petition the Student-Faculty-Administra¬tion (SFA) Court in an attempt to get money for thefilm programs that have previously received nofunding from the Finance Committee and have lostappeals in the Student Government Assembly. I,however, will not be presenting petitions as evidencein the SFA Court.Rick Szesny served as Student Government Fi¬nance Committee (SGFC) chair, is a graduate of theCollege and a first-year graduate student in publicpolicy.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984—5C hicago Repertory Dance Insemble“The Caviar of Chicago’s dancers.”THE READER“The polish and skill of the best nationalcompanies with a verve and spark alltheir own...visually stunning.”SUN TIMES“The right cast and crispness.. .buoyant...a study in serene elegance.”CHICAGO TRIBUNESATURDAY, JANUARY 28th, 8 P.M.SUNDAY, JANUARY 29th, 3 P.M.A T KENWOOD ACADEMY5015 S. 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Theyprovide informal guidance to residents and work with students topromote a variety of cultrual, social, and athletic programs toenhance the Houses as communities supportive of the educationalprocess.Persons interested in applying for staff positons may obtain furtherinformation from the Director of Student Housing, Administration 232.The selection process will include a series of personal interviews inthe Winter and Spring Quarters. Applications must be submittedbefore the deadline of March 1. Early applications are encouraged.$—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 19841 • 'im/yC-Ammm FEATURE iilMiMMMHMMMWriting program successful with studentsBy Rosemary BlinnSince the Little Red Schoolhouse(LRS) program started five years agoas a series of lectures open to anyoneon how to write clearly, it has beenformalized, improved, and presentlyenjoys steadily increasing popularity.Wayne BoothStudents say that the weeklylectures are some of the mostentertaining ones given on campus,and with good reason. The lecturers— Joe Williams, Frank Kinahan,Greg Colomb and Wayne Booth —practice their belief that writers mustkeep their audience in mind andstrive for what Kinahan termed in hisfirst lecture, “clarity, directness andreadability.’’ One student said, “Theyare some of the wittiest lecturers I’veever had. Just for that reason alone,the lectures were worth attending.’’Lectures take only one hour eachweek while the 100 students in theclass spend three hours per week intutorials of seven students to discusswriting and to critique their assignedpapers.Some tutorials are groups of mixedmajors while others are students witha common major. The groups meetwith selected grad students whoassign paper topics and suggest final grades, but the papers are also readby the four professors who ultimatelydecide the grades. The course isdesigned to help students developskills for academic or professionalwriting. Joe Williams, one of thecourse’s organizers, commented,“Nothing is more highly valued in thebusiness world than being able tothink about something, organize it,and express it well.’’“It’s not the case of academicsmaking vague pronouncements aboutwhat writing is like,’’ Williams said ofthe value of the professors to thecourse. Joe Williams and GregColomb do business consulting aroundthe world, helping executives andprofessional people improve theirwriting.The goals of the course are twofold,according to Williams. While theywant to teach students to write betterfor academic work, the professionalelement is always there. Williamscommented that “If we believe ourown publicity here at the Universityof Chicago, then our students will goon to more than ordinary businesspositions. Eventually they willbecome responsible for other people’swriting.’’ For this reason, the coursestresses the fundamentals of goodwriting and editing techniques.Other universities have shown aninterest in the program as well. TheUniversities of Missouri and Kentuckyhave asked the LRS professors tooutline the course for them becausethey are considering similarprograms.There is a limit to how much theprogram can expand here on campus,however; it is only taught one quartera year, generally to juniors andseniors. It is limited to about 100students this year, but it hasexpanded each of the four years thatit has been offered.Students’ response to the programhas been positive. Course elevationcomments have included, “Thiscourse should be required because somany students are fooling themselvesbecause they think that nominalizedwriting is what the professors like,”and “I most certainly wouldThe following items are from theChronicle of Higher Education:A student at UCLA has beencharged with “maliciously gainingaccess to a computer system.”Ronald Austin, a second-year student,was described as a “computer whiz”who used his home computer to breakinto the systems of five universitiesas well as a number of governmentagencies and private companies. Thecrime is a felony and carries apossible prison sentence of six years.* * *The Department of Education isattempting to place moreresponsibility on colleges forverifying federal aid applications.Verification is required only for PellGrants at present, but theDepartment would like to have checksmade on applications for GSL, NDSL,SEOG, and College Work/Study.Officials had hoped to have the newrules in effect for 1984-85, but the dateof the change is now uncertain.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335% Student Discounts9:00 A M-4:30 P M.Monday thru Friday HITHER AND YONThe Interfraternity Council of theUniversity of Pennsylvania isconsidering restructuring someaspects of the rush process, includingshortening the rush period from thecurrent 11 weeks to 8.IFC secretary Bob Kramer saidthat the 11-week rush is the longestofficial one in the country. There havealso been complaints that the largenumber of functions fraternities mustsponsor drains their budgets.* * *“Proposition 48” is still a course ofcontroversy, though it was approvedlast January by the NCAA. The ruleestablishes higher academicstandards for freshman players atDivision I Schools.The rule change was made at theurging of the American Council onEducation. It denies athleticeligibility to any student whosecombined SAT score is lower than700, or ACT score lower than 15.The rule is expected to go intoeffect Aug. 1, 1986.APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th S».Large2 Vi,4 & 6 rm.apts.. c/mmeduz/fOlXlt/KUlCifBU8-5566 recommend this course to a friend.Christian charity would move me torecommend it to an enemy.”Wayne Booth is presently head of atask force studying whether writingshould be stressed more at the U of C.So far, he said, “There is evidence(nationwide) that after freshman yearthe quality of student writing goesdownhill.”Suggestions for improvementincluded several from students aboutthe handouts given for the lectures,such as “Make the handoutsself-explanatory . . . when I doglimpse back to this course - look intothe handouts -1 want to be able torekindle that flame - that impression -that LRS has left on my writing.”Others criticized the lecturesthemselves: “In the beginning of thecourse we’re told that the courseteaches no written rules. I don’t thinkthis has proven to be true .... Perhapsrules can be w'ritten out more clearlyfor us, if not, they can be hammeredin so that we really do not needwritten rules.”Perhaps the best indication of theclass’s success is the number ofstudents who suggested that anadvanced LRS be offered, or that thecourse be made part of the CommonCore, or that it be open to morestudents. Various English professorsat the U of C have expressed aconcern that nationwide writingAccording to a survey conducted byThe Daily Pennsylvanian, more than75 percent of the students at theUniversity of Pennsylvania drinkalcohol at least one a week, more than60 percent have smoked marijuanaand 28 percent have tried cocaine.The telehone poll asked 186 randomlyselected undergraduates questionsabout alcohol and drug use, socialissues and sexual habits. abilities are taking a downward turn,and they have called for courses likeLRS to replace literature or otherbasic English courses.“This is the first college-wide effortto show concern about writing sincethe required writing course wasdropped in the 60’s,” Booth said of theLRS program.Included in the introductoryhandout was the warning that “TheLittle Red Schoolhouse isn’t aremedial course. It’s an advancedcourse intended for those who want toJoe Williamslearn how to write mature,approximately complex but cleardiscourse.” In the opinion of moststudents who took the class, thedegree to which their writingimproved depended strictly on howmuch effort they put into their weeklypapers.As Frank K i nahan said in hislecture, if he has his way, maybenational writing standards willimprove to the point where recallnotices from car makers will talkabout steering and give realisticfailure warnings instead of referringto them as “directional control” and“sudden hood fly-up.”INEWSInterest inventoryThe Office of Career Counseling andPlacement Service is offering studentsthe chance to take the Strong-CampbellInterest Inventory. The Inventory,which does not measure aptitude, com¬pares an individual’s interests withthose of successful people in a varietyof occupations. Forms are availableThe Closer You Get The Better We lx>ok!Hyde Park s Completely ,NYhApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T V. Antenna • Sen Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heat • \e*l\ppliMco• Hall to Hall Carpeting • Sight Doormen• Central Air ConditioningI Bedroom from $405 - Bedroom from $525 from the Career Library, ReynoldsClub 201. The completed inventoriesare due Jan. 30. There is a $3 charge.Scored inventories will be returnedFeb. 15, and the profile will be inter¬preted at a meeting.Hillel lecture FridayHillel Foundation will present a talkon Dreams in Hindu and Jewish Folk¬lore Friday at 8:30 p.m. at Hillel House,5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. The speaker wiUbe Wendy O’Flaherty of the DivinitySchool, department of South Asian lan¬guages and civilizations. Committee onSocial Thought, and the College.8 games broadcastWHPK-FM. 88.3. will broadcast eightU of C basketball games, four men’sand four women's, this quarter. All theaction tips off Thursday night when themen's team plays Lake Forest. CraigRosenbaum will describe the play-by-play at 7:30 p.m., and the pre-gameshow begins at 7:10 p.m.Galbraith broadcastWHPK-FM, 88.3, will cover John Gal¬braith’s Friday lecture, live, beginningat 3:30 p.m.5200S. BLACKSTOSE AYE.1 BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURTWon.-Fri. 9-6 Sat. 12-6 Sun. 12-5 6S4-86664The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984—7mmPHOTOS BY ARA JELALIANRegenstein worker reshelves books knocked over on B-level lastweekend.2 Reg floorsBookshelves and other equipment onRegenstein Library’s 5th floor and BLevel were damaged to the tune of“many thousands of dollars” Fridaynight by vandals who apparently spentthe night. Circulation Head PatriciaWilcoxen said yesterday that both Uni¬versity and Chicago Police were in¬formed of the vandalism.Wilcoxen said most of the damagewas done to a grilled-in area of the 5thfloor stacks, where bookshelves weretoppled, processing materials werescattered and a typewriter and lampwere badly damaged. Wilcoxen alsosaid that the bases of some book¬shelves were irreparably bent and that trashedan estimated 4000 books were knockedto the floor.Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-presidentfor University News and CommunityAffairs, called the act “despicable.”He said the damage was discovered bya library engineer at 8 a.m. Saturdaymorning and that University Security“saw nothing” when closing the li¬brary at 10 p.m. Friday.Wilcoxen said the damage couldhave been done by only one person andit is “unlikely” that we’re going to findout who did it.” She said the vandalism“is a disservice to everyone who needsto use the materials”(that were dam¬aged)Test drugcurbs patients’outburstsA drug long used to control convul¬sions also can curb aggressive out¬bursts in violent patients who have notresponded to conventional anti-psycho¬tic drugs, a researcher at the Universi¬ty of Chicago Medical Center hasfound.Dr. Daniel Luchins, associate profes¬sor in the department of psychiatry,says his research showed that the drug,carbamazepine, significantly reducedviolent behavior in 19 patients studiedover the past two years.“This particular population we’relooking at is a very sick group - chronichospital patients who are kept in alocked ward and are very violent,” hesaid.“The important thing is that thesepatients have been on all the standardanti-psychotic drugs and have not donewell. Yet carbamazepine worked,sharply reducing the overall level of vi¬olence. So this is a new tool for helpingthese patients.”Luchins said he became interested inthe drug following reports that itevened out mood swings in manic-de¬pressives and eased aggressive behav¬ ior in patients with abnormal elec¬troencephalogram readings, whichshow brain wave activity. Such abnor¬malities often result from a brain inju¬ry.“I wanted to know whether this drugwould help violent patients with normalEEGs, since most of the patients wesee do not have EEG abnormalities,”he said.Luchins has since studied 11 patientswith normal EEGs and eight with ab¬normal brain wave readings. Bothgroups exhibited a marked decline inaggressive behavior when taking car¬bamazepine, he said.Luchins said it is not yet clear howcarbamazepine works, but he theorizedthat it helps to regulate neurotransmit¬ters believed to be involved in aggres¬sive behavior - possibly including nore¬pinephrine and serotonin.“We need to study this drug furtherto understand just how it works and af¬fects various kinds of patients,” hesaid. “But it appears to have great po¬tential for helping patients whose vio¬lent behavior has not responded toother forms of drug therapy.” HP Neighborhood Clubkicks off campaignBy Nathan SchoppaThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Clubbegan a $2.9 million capital funds driveto be conducted with the agency’s 75thanniversary celebration. HPNC kickedoff their 18-month campaign with amorning breakfast and program atMallory’s restaurant Jan. 7.HPNC was established in 1909 to helpresolve the problem of a number ofneglected boys and girls. As one of theoldest neighborhood centers in the cityof Chicago, it now provides social ser¬vices to all of Hyde Park’s diverse ageand economic groups. According toPeter Stodder, director of the 75th an¬niversary campaign, HPNC’s 42 staffmembers and numerous volunteersnow serve 1600 annually from the“very small toddler to the very old.”The services provided by HPNC in¬clude day care for children and olderadults, job placement in mostly part-time and temporary positions for se¬niors, and group services for social de¬velopment for all age groups.But in a 1983 study conducted by theHPNC Board of Directors in whichthey consulted 80 Hyde Park/Kenwoodleaders about the needs of the commu¬nity, they found a need to expand theircenter in order to meet the increaseddemands for services, specifically forsenior citizens and teens. Irene Smith,HPNC’s Executive Director, attestedto the need in HPNC’s bulletin, TheNeighbor: “All our rooms are fullyscheduled even to the extent that thestaff shares desks.”The same study found that therewould be substantial support for such adrive. The keynote speaker Clyde Wat¬kins, past president of HPNC and cur¬rent president of the Northwestern Me¬morial Foundation, said, “For a longtime we have been looking for a goodmoment to undertake a drive...Thetime and climate are indeed right.”Watkins listed a number of reasonsfor his belief:—the “marvelous and surprising”expanding base of financial support;—a Board of Directors that isstronger now than ever before;—a community that is getting in¬volved with HPNC:—and a strong partnership with astrong University of Chicago.Watkins stressed that a good climatefor a campaign is not enough, sayingthere also must be such things as a“terrific organization” and public ac¬ceptance. He also said that the cam¬paign must be successful not only onthe grass roots level but also in receiv¬ing many major gifts from individuals,corporations, and foundations.The last major fund-raising effortwas in 1964, when HPNC reached its goal. Much of that money was used tomake structural additions to its pres¬ent facility at 5480 Kenwood.The specific goals for this campaignare:—$750,000 for an added second floor,remodeling of the present facility, anew playground and off-street park¬ing;—$250,000 for unrestricted operatingsupport;—$850,000 for a new gymnasium andrehabilitation of the old gym;—$850,000 for an indoor swimmingpool;—$200,000 for an unrestricted endow¬ment fund to help offset increasedoperating costs.In order to raise the money, HPNChas a number of specific activitiesplanned for the next eighteen months.They include two walk-a-thons, a his¬torical exhibit and annual meeting, achildren’s production of Pied Piper,neighborhood coffees, as well as ap¬peals to individual donors and a door-to-door campaign this November.The program on Saturday, headed byHPNC President Eleanor Campbell,also included a slide show, a poemcomposed by Caroline Smith, and apresentation of awards by Earl Ronne-berg. Development Chairman and Sec¬retary of the Board of Directors. Thosewinning service awards were: Camp¬bell, Tim Goodsell, IMancy Stanek, ar¬chitect Bill Keck, Carrie Hayashi, BillHammock, Maggie Bevacqua, ToniPreckwinkle, Fay Isenberg, Stodder,campaign chairman Bob Picken, LesFant, HPNC Executive Director IreneSmith, Watkins, and four HonoraryChairpersons; Edwin C. “Bill” Berry,University of Chicago President HannaGray, Rabbi Ralph Simon, and Mar¬shall Korshak.A number of people at the breakfastexpressed excitement about the eventand their organization.Hayashi, President of the HydePark/Kenwood Community Confer¬ence, said HPNC “has the broadestprogram that I have seen. Most tend toserve only the poor or the middleclass.”Pride in HPNC was also shown byHyde Park resident Stanek: “It’s anagency that was working long beforeanyone else even heard about the prob¬lems of the elderly. I am excited aboutthe new plans to build a gymnasiumand swimming pool. I think the com¬munity needs something like that.”Stodder also appeared enthusiasticabout the campaign, stating that therewere already 1000 individuals on thebooster committee. About the atten¬dance at the program on Saturday, hesaid he was “very satisifed.”SG book exchange in the North Lounge at Reynolds ClubStudents buy, sell atStudent Government (SG) PresidentJoe Walsh says he is “very en¬couraged” by student participation inSG’s first book exchange, which allowsstudents to offer used books for sale atprices of their own choosing. The ex¬change began Friday and will continuethrough tomorrow in the Reynolds ClubNorth Lounge.Organized by Walsh and MichaelAronson, chairman of SG’s Student SG book exchangeServices Committee, the book ex¬change was designed as “an opportuni¬ty for students to get some bookscheaply and get rid of some books,”Walsh said. Aronson said the exchangewas initiated in part to help fill the gapleft by the demise of the Phoenix book¬store.SG hopes to establish the exchange. on a quarterly basis in the future.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984CENTER FOR MIDDLE EASTERN STUDIESThe University of Chicagopresentstwo lectures byFIROUZ KAZEMZADEHProfessor of HistoryChairman, Committee on Middle Eastern StudiesYale UniversityLectures Three and Four in the Iranian Studies Symposium SeriesTuesday, January 10Tuesday, January 17 The Bahai Faith: Origin and EvolutionSwift Lecture Hall3:30 PMThe Bahai Faith: Threat of Genocide?Swift Lecture Hall3:30 PMA tale of women’s lib as onlyGilbert & Sullivan can do it! 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It poses disturbing ques¬tions about the knowledge and actions ofthe Allies during the systematic annihila¬tion of the Jews. A black and white fulllength documentary produced for BBC in1983.THURSDAY, JANUARY 127:30 p.m.Hillel Members and Contributors: $1.50: Others: $2.50HILLEL HOUSE • 5715 5. WOODLAWN AVE.With a cleaning and check-upsome things can be preventedjohn P. Panzica, D.D.S.Margie L. Mannering, D.D.S.*Hyde Park Bank Building1525 E. 53rd St. • 643-9639STUDENT DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE!SATURDAY AND EVENING APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984—9Shuttlecontinued from page oneNo exception to the rule will be madeeven if the bus does not happen to befull. Sutherland explained that stu¬dents board at various stops, and that abus which appears empty at one spotmay be severely overcrowded at an¬other point in the trip.Kendzior said that faculty and com¬munity members often ride the shuttle,thinking it is a University bus open toanyone. *Sutherland added, ‘it’s not that wedon’t want them to ride the shuttle —it’s just that they’ve been bumpingShoreland students off it.”One graduate student who lived nearthe Shoreland last year occasionallytook the bus along with other “peoplewho lived on Everett and Hyde ParkBivd. and in the neighborhood.” Al¬though he no longer uses the service,he agreed that Shoreland studentsshould have priority, even though “itwill be a pity, but not a major tragedy"for those prevented from boarding.The restriction only takes place dur¬ing the overcrowded morning and din¬nertime shuttle runs. Students going tocampus for classes and meals makethese periods especially busy.University members can still boardthe shuttle runs after 10 a.m. and be¬fore 5 p.m. as long as the needs ofShoreland residents come first. Thischange does not affect the Universitybuses which leave from the front of Re-genstein library from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m.Manker said other larger schools,such as Yale, Harvard, and Northwes¬tern. have taken steps to provide pri¬vate funding for students who refuse tocomply with Solomon. He also notedthat several religious denominations,including factions of Mennonites andQuakers, have voiced strong objectionsto the amendment. The Draft Registration InformationResource has been pushing for a simi¬lar resolution to be adopted by the U ofC. According to Joel Ginsberg, chair¬man of SG’s University Services com¬mittee, that committee will considerthe amendment and possible responsesby SG at its first meeting during thirdweek.The Solomon Amendment was de¬clared unconstitutional by Judge Don¬ald Alsop of the US District Court in St.Paul, Minnesota, last June. JusticeHarry Blackmun of the US SupremeCourt, however, later temporarily res¬tored the law until the Court rules onthe law’s constitutionality.The Solomon Amendment was origi¬nally passed by Congress in 1982 andsigned into law’ by President Reagan inSeptember of that year. The Mead-ville/Lombard resolution calls uponthe US Congress to repeal the amend¬ment if it is upheld by the SupremeCourt.Professorships est’dTwo endowed professorships wereestablished by the Executive Commit¬tee of the Board of Trustees. The Rob¬ert W. Reneker Distinguished ServiceProfessorship, in memory of Reneker(Ph.B. ’33), was provided through giftsreceived from friends, including Trust¬ees and members of the corporatecommunity. Reneker became a Trust¬ee in 1972 and w'as Chairman from 1976until his death in 1981. The Wallace W.Booth Professorship in the GraduateSchool of Business was established bygifts from Booth (A.B. ’48, M B.A. ’48)himself. He is Chairman, President,and Chief Executive Officer of Ducom-mun Incorporated. He has served as aTrustee since 1982.Health plancontinued from page oneOpen enrollment for UCHP will beconducted at Billings Hospital and sev¬eral additional campus locations fromJan. 16 to Jan, 27, with full coverage setto begin March 1. For those interested.YOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSales-Repair-Suppfies• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recordersfw/valid U. of C, I.D. only)• Prompt quality photo processing byKodak and other discount processorsAuthorized dealer sales for: Canon • Kodak • Nikon * Olympus* Pentax * Polaroid • Panasonic * Sony * Vivitar and othersBatteriesDarkroom accessoriesCassette tapes -Film- Video tapes- Chemicals- RadiosThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machine Department970 E. 58th St. 2nd Floor962-7558l-B-X. 5-43H Credit Unioncontinued from page oneThe credit union will be open Mondaythrough Thursday, 10:30 a.m. to 1:00p.m. and 3:30 p.m. to 6 p.m.; Friday,10:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. to7:00 p.m.; and Saturday, 11:30 a.m. to1:30 p.m. The credit union office is lo¬cated in the basement of the Reynold’sClub.Because the USFCU is entirely stu¬dent run, students may conclude thatthe credit union is not a safe institution.Countering this’belief, Hannah Grausz,Publicity Chairman of the USFCU, as¬serts, “Everything we do is federallyregistered, and we are audited regular¬ly. Most importantly, each of the ac¬counts are federally insured by theNCUA for up to $1.00,000.”Bloom states that one of the biggestproblems that USFCU could face is“immediate success; we can only han¬dle so many transactions per day.”The USFCU is forming a committee ongrowth to investigate ways to counterthis potential problem.For students interested in the creditunion, there will be a table set up in theReynold’s Club on Wednesday and Fri¬day. Students can pick up pamphletsthere is an open house Thursday, Jan.12, 11 to 1 p.m. in the UHS offices inBillings S-1109. Additional informationon UCHP can be obtained by calling962-6840. .Comp center coursesNon-credit courses and seminars there on how to open up an account.There are also USFCU representativesin each dormitory house. “Everyoneeligible to join is encouraged to visitour new facilities in the Reynold’sClub,” says Bloom. He adds, “This iswhere all financial services are of¬fered.”Kenn BloomCenter Newsletter and are available atthe USITE business office in Wieboldt310, the main business office in Mar-rian 164, and the STAFF office build¬ing. Or for further information, contactDon Crabb, the Center’s EducationalCoordinator, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20MM at STAFF.covering all aspects of the Computa¬tion Center's facilities, including textand word processing, programming,and using microcomputers, are offeredthis quarter by the Center. Registra¬tion is required for all courses but notfor all seminars. A fee is charged formost courses.More information, including courseschedule and descriptions, can befound in the January Computation Galbraithcontinued from page oneGalbraith has dedicated many yearsof his career to teaching. A Ph D. inEconomics from the University of Cali¬fornia, Galbraith has taught at Califor¬nia, Princeton, and Harvard. He was aSocial Science Research Council Fel¬low at the University of Cambridge.Maroon awards checks totalling $1650 awardedto student contributors to the Maroon, have notbeen claimed. Those listed below may pick up theirawards at the Maroon office, Ida Noyes Hall, room304 by the end of the academic year.If you have information on the whereabouts ofany of these people who may have graduated ormoved away, please contact us at 962-9555.1981ANDY BLACK VICTOR GOLDBERG TRACE POLLMATT BRENNEMANSHARON BUTLER DAVID HOLMESDON LAACKMAN NEIL RAPPAPORTJON SATINADAM CRITS CATHERINE LARSON MARGARET SAVAGESTU FELDSTEIN NEIL MILLER YOON SONKATE FULTZ MARK POHL MICHELE WHITEKITTIE WYNE1982EDGAR ASEBEYDAVID BLASZKOWSKY JIM GUENTHERMICHAEL HONIGSBERG ANDY ROTHMANKOYIN SHIHJEFF CANE SHO-ANN HUNG JEFF TERRELLGEORGE CHAMP WAYNE KLEIN JAMES THOMPSONJEFF DAVITS SALLY KUX BOB TRAVISAARNE ELIAS MEG MALLOY AILI TRIPPDANIEL EMBERLEY ROBIN MITCHELL NICK VARS AMSUSAN FRANUSIAK ; . 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You’ll never want a ground beef taco again.You’ve never had a taco......until you’ve eaten a taco from31 LuA SUBSIDIARY OF MORRYS DELIS, INC Jesse and A1 invite you tocome in today for a tasteof old Mexico on theSouth Side of Chicago.iBien venidos, amigos!MEXICAN EATERY1603 East 55th Street • 684-6514OPEN MONDAY THRU SATURDAY, 11 A.M. TO 9 P.M., SUNDAYS, 3 TO 8 P.M.* And when was the last time you had a really good bistecranchero, honest-to-gosh guacamole or polio en mole? Youcan take it out or eat it in—served on a piping hot plate andenjoy the warm, cheerful atmosphere.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 10, 1984—11New coach, new look for Maroon fencingBy Anthony CashmanWhen winter blows in to the Universi¬ty of Chicago campus, most sports en¬thusiasts think of basketball or wres¬tling. Non-sports enthusiasts generallypursue academics or other elevated ac¬tivities. Few, however, seek the combi¬nation of athletics and a noble pursuit.Fencing is the embodiment of thisunion.Fencing began in feudal times whennoblemen would do battle for “fun,profit, and honor.” Dueling becamesuch a common activity of noblemen,and injuries and deaths became so nu¬merous, that fencing rules were estab¬lished. Thus, nobles could do battle, forwhatever reason, in a safe manner.Although nobles no longer duel, fenc¬ing is still thriving. Through theserules, fencing has evolved to its cur¬rent state. The sport has three sepa¬rate categories or weapons. The first,and perhaps most commonly knownweapon, is the foil. The fencers in thisdivision wield light blades, attemptingto jab their opponents on the torso. Allhits must be inflicted by the use of onlythe tip of the foil to jab only the torso.Electronic sensors in the tip of the foiland the fencer’s jacket record hits, andthe score is kept electronically.The sabre is the next weapon. In thisevent, fencers square off with heavierblades, attempting to strike their oppo¬nents anywhere above the hips withany part of the sabre. Scoring is doneusually by a head official and for sidejudges.Epee is the third weapon. Fencersscore by hitting any part of the bodywith the tip of their weapon. Electronicsensors also record hits in this event.A fencer may also score points byforcing the opponent off of the several-foot wide fencing strip.In collegiate fencing, fencers havefive minutes to score five hits againsttheir opponents. If five hits are notscored at the end of regulation time,the one with the most hits wins. If thefencer are tied, there is an overtimeperiod.The U of C fencing team has a veryfresh look this season. Not only does the team have a number of new fenc¬ers, but also a new coach. CoachGraeme Jennings of Australia offersthe team a wealth of fencing experi¬ence. Jennings is a fencing master, aposition attained only through years ofstudy and instruction. Furthermore.Jennings competed in the 1968 Olym¬pics for Australia in both the foil andthe epee. Coaching the Maroons is hisfirst full-time collegiate coaching posi¬tion.Foil captain Albert Schultz says thatBy Don HaslamThe University of Chicago wrestlingteam took fifth out of eleven teams atthe Pi Alpha Phi Tournament at OlivetCollege of Michigan Saturday.The Maroons finished behind firstplace Olivet, Augustana, MuskeeganJunior College, and Notre Dame Uni¬versity. Coach Leo Kocher seemed sa¬tisfied with the performance and re¬marked that “with the exception ofsenior Mark Nootens, who failed toplace, the team did very well.” GeneShin claimed the tournament champi¬onship at 190 lbs. and Tim Bachenburg,Mike Perz, and Karl Lietzan eachplaced fourth in their weight classes.George Houck picked up two wins aswell but failed to “place,” or finishamong the top four competitors in hisclass.Kocher said the “the tournament hadexcellent competition and gave us thechance to wrestle against a Division IIInational champ.” There were also twoother Division III All-American per¬formers in the meet, so the team con¬tinues to see strong opponents in pre¬paration for the MCAC Tourney here atHenry Crown on Feb. 18.The team is presently suffering fromonly one minor injury, that of 118 lbfreshman Steve Lau. Lau stayed homeSaturday with a strained neck but isexpected to compete in the nextmatch. he feel very comfortable with his newcoach. He says that Jennings stressesreactions to an opponent’s moves, asopposed to the other school of thought— repetition of moves. Schultz feelsthat he will attain greater success withthis practice.The team this year is comprised ofmany newcomers. Each weapon,which has three starters and severalsubstitutes, has two returning fencersand three new ones. No athletes com¬pete in more than one weapon for theKocher insists that the alreadystrong Maroon team will continue toimprove. When this ingenuous reporterand ex-Maroon quarterback queriedthe coach as to how the squad managedto finish behind a junior college,Kocher retorted, “Well, Don, don’t youthink that some of those California jun¬ior colleges that are feeding players tothe U. of Illinois could come in here and Maroons.Fencing is proof that chivalry insome form still exists. Fencers followstrict decorum while competing in asport that finds its origins in the days offeudal lords and nobles. The U of Cdoes battle for the first time this seasonat an out-of-town invitational tourna¬ment which includes teams for NotreDame and Michigan State. The Maroonfencers, which comprise Chicago’sonly Division I team, will face no lessthan 20 Divison I teams this season.tourneyfield a team against the Maroons’ foot¬ball team? Huh?”I stand corrected, Coach Kocher.In all seriousness, the Maroons haveanother strong team this year, and the1983 MCAC champs will continue theirbid for another conference crown to¬morrow against Concordia College atHenry Crown at 7:30 p.m.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMen’s Invitational track meet Saturday. (Story in next issue ofMaroon.)Wrestlers take fifth inThe Third String -It’s a holdover from when I grew up in the South,but I’ve always had some degree of like for theWashington Redskins, our candidate for the OfficialFootball Team of the 1984 Olympic Games. Mixedwith that, though, is a dislike for teams that alwayswin. like the Dallas Cowboys of former seasons whenDanny White didn’t land on the cover of The SportingNews as America’s quarterback and Tom Landrywouldn’t show expression.Well before Brent Musberger and Irv Cross downat NFL Central let you know, we’d like to introduceto you an entire body of evidence which leads us tobelieve that America has a new favorite footballteam, a team whose games will be broadcast world¬wide to the waiting ears of fans in Japan and MexicoLadies and gentlemen, we bring you, courtesy of itsapparently wholly owned subsidiary and propagan¬da machine CBS Sports, the new football team ofAmerica — the Washington Redskins.One of the requirements for becoming America’steam, of course, means half of the country has tohate your guts, and the Skins/Hogs seem on directcourse for that type of reputation. You have to asksome questions about this football team and its ne¬twork.Where can a football team dig up two linemen whoweigh so much that the teams can’t weigh them onscales, so they drop them in pools to see how muchwater they displace? Washington qualifies as a teamthat shows size can still serve as the top priority infootball, independent of speed or quickness or “in¬stinct.” This team has a man (?) that has 311 poundson his 5-7 frame, and another rotund individual whoplays next to him that is 6-3, 292. It has to hurt whenthese “Hog’s” run into you several times a game.Have you noticed the Redskins’ army fatigues?Aren’t you waiting for Columbia Pictures release ofthat new war film, “Riggo’s Rangers”? With asoundtrack that has to include a hit right out ofDave’s Record Collection on Late Night, “Hail to theRedskins.”What is “Oooh, aaah, grunt, ugh, oof”? The soundof John Madden imitating a Redskin offensive line¬man, his type of player.Did you watch that San Francisco-Washingtongame Sunday? They should add another stat to theirlittle halftime summaries. Right underneath “timeof possession” they should add “time of possession of12—The Chicago Maroon—1 uesday, January 10, 1984 the television screen,” which Washington leads theleague in by light years. In the last weeks you havewitnessed the entire Redskin playbook diagrammedillegibly by the John Madden/Redskin/CBS chalk¬board. You have seen a CBS mini-doc on the spittingstyle of 35-year old men, and you now know the entirelife story of Skins rookie Darrell Green, who will beinducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame despiteonly one year of experience, if Madden had his way.If San Fran had won Sunday, would Irv Cross stillhave gone to Washington’s locker room to talk to thewinners’’CBS always shows Washington’s bench. We sawmore shots of Joe Theismann drinking Gatorade andJohn Riggins taking oxygen than we saw of the en¬tire 49er bench. All we saw there were the puzzledexpressions of head coach Bill Walsh (the NFL’swinner of the Ted Baxter look-alike contest) whenev¬er something went wrong with his team. Why did the49er’s even show up Sunday? Probably because ifany of them had stayed home to watch the game onTV they wouldn’t have seen anything.And Washington plays the part of American steam quite well. Whenver wide receiver Art Monkfails to catch a pass, immediately he springs to hisfeet and points to the man who covered him, beggingthe ref for that pass interference flag. If Monk getsit, Pat Summerall will discuss the play six timesfrom five different angles, John Madden will plug inhis souped-up Etch-a-Sketch for us, and we can allfeel sorry for Mr. Monk and his boo-boos. If Monkdoesn’t get the flag, Summerall with still discuss theplay six times from five different angles, and Mad¬den will still diagram it thousands of times.The worst thing of all is that CBS has the SuperBowl a week from Sunday, which has to delightWashington fans throughout our great land.The team that gave us the Hogs, the Little Monkey,the Fun Bunch, is now your team. Remember thatwhen those meanies and bad guys from Oakland(oops, I forget, it’s L A. now). Washington has towin. Our nation’s capital, our heroes. Moment of si¬lence please, in respect of our nation’s team.* * *The Sporting News TV analyst Jack Craig justnamed O.J. Simpson the Most Improved Announcerin pro football. We’ve discovered the least im¬proved: NBC’s own Ahmad Rashad. His incisive comments week after week rival Early Wynn, theWhite Sox baseball announcer, who shocked thebaseball world last year by discovering two outs con¬stitute a double play. If Madden's chalkboard couldtalk, it would sound like Ahmad Rashad.Yes, I’ll admit that I tend to poke fun at Chicago’sKing Kong Kittle every now and then, but MerlinOlsen out-obvioused and out-cliched him Sundaywith hard-hitting remarks like “He plays to win.”Would Jim Plunkett really play the AFC champion¬ship game to lose? Granted the broadcasting worldhasn’t traditionally demonstrated a gift for multi¬syllabic words, and was out-thought by a gorilla inthe Dallas Zoo this fall, but most critics rate Olsenrather highly due to his insights. Maybe he feels de¬prived because he has no team to love, unlike Mad¬den and Summerall.* * *Great playmakers are always remembered, suchas Isiah Thomas for Bobby Knight’s Hoosiers, KyleMacy for Joe B. Hall’s Kentucky Wildcats, and thisyear’s dynamo, 5-7 “Spud” Webb for Jim Valvano’sNorth Carolina State Wolfpack. However, the Chica-go-Aurora College women’s basketball game atHenry Crown featured two outstanding backcourtplayers in the Maroons’ Dana Howd and Aurora’sPenny Austin.Howd, Chicago’s perennial leader in assists,dished out a pair in her role as “controller” of theoffense. She also added seven points. Aurora’s Aus¬tin, measuring in at a towering 5-0, chipped in sevenpoints as well, and created many fast breaks by con¬stantly causing turnovers.* * *Since my “sporting mentor” dwelled on thevarious sports announcers gracing the airwaves inSunday’s playoff games, we must not forget the illus¬trious CBS announcer Tom Brookshire who, whencovering a Louisville Cardinal basketball game, re¬marked “Louisville’s players have a collective IQ of40.” Sit down Tom, you’re outta here...and finally, inanswer to last weeks’ Third String trivia question:Houston Rockets coach Bill Fitch once coached CoeCollege, a MCAC school.Frank LubyGeoff Sherrym SPORTSv.Shoreland residents win Maroon trivia quizBy Frank LubyWe received six responses to thesports trivia quiz in Friday’s issue, andthe clear winners of the contest and the$10 prize are Joe Basile and Jim Rock¬efeller of the Shoreland, who gave 15V2correct responses.One question, due to a misprint, hadto be discarded. Question 10 shouldhave read “what major league base¬ball player,” not “what major league basketball player.” The answer, by theway, is Fred Lynn of the CaliforniaAngels.The correct answers go as follows:1. The legendary Bill “Spaceman”Lee sprinkled pot on his food.2. The coach who cut George Mikanstill coaches at DePaul. It’s RayMeyer.3. Whitey is also Dorrel Herzog.4. The unusual thing about the game. most specifically, is not that it wasn’tplayed, despite what the Rose Bowlscoreboard said, but that MIT has nofootball team.5. Auburn University is in Auburn,Alabama.6. The Final Four: N C. State, Hous¬ton, Louisville, Georgia.7. The team that outscored theGretzky troupe played for the 1970-71Boston Bruins, and the scorers wereAurora women edge MaroonsBy Geoff Sherry“We were rusty...along with beinglucky,” said relieved Aurora Collegehead women’s basketball coach JackAugustine after his team squeaked outa 64-63 victory over the University ofChicago Saturday afternoon at theField House.The Maroons (3-3) enjoyed a heightadvantage over Aurora (6-2), as theSpartan’s starting lineup averaged just5-7. But the smaller Spartans executedthe fast break to near perfection intheir one point victory.In the second half the lead changedhands many times and foreshadowedthe exciting finish. After Karen Walshhit a 12-footer to bring the Maroons towithin one, 62-61, with 32 seconds left,Aurora threw a full-court inboundspass which resulted in a lay-up and a64-61 advantage. Then Walsh poppedfrom 15 feet to keep the Maroons in it,64-63, with 14 seconds left.It looked as if Chicago might pull itout when a jump ball was called with 11seconds remaining. Dana Howdgrabbed the tip-off and raced to half¬court, where Chicago called a timeoutto prepare for a final shot with six sec¬onds left. The Maroons inbounded theball, but Aurora’s tenacious defenseprevented any open shots, and theclock ticked out with the final score at64-63. Chicago had jumped out to a 4-0 leadon shots by Howd and Wendy Pietrzak.and that was the largest lead eitherGretchen Gates in action inSaturday’s game againstAurora College. team held for the rest of the game. Thefirst half ended with a 34-34 stale¬mate.The game was a classic confronta¬tion between Chicago’s controlled, dis¬ciplined offense and Aurora’s run-and-gun style. Augustine said “We try tofast break as often as possible...ourquickness makes up for our size.” Chi¬cago head coach Diann Nestel com¬mented “we knew that they play base¬line to baseline, but all the talk in theworld doesn’t help if you don’t exe¬cute.” Aurora’s Beverly Toney domi¬nated underneath with 26 points, andreceived help from the Spartans’ quickoffense, Nestel added “she was astrong player, but you can’t stop any¬one who gets the ball two feet from thebasket.”Coming off a one point overtime vic¬tory against North Park on Jan. 5, Nes¬tel said she felt good going into thegame against Aurora. “Everythingseemed right. The first week ofclasses, nobody is behind in studies,and we just won an overtime game.”She also added, “this type of game ishard to lose. But we learned from itand have to concentrate on the upcom¬ing Valparaiso game.”The Maroons play Valparaiso on theroad tomorrow night. Phil Esposito, Bobby Orr, Ken Hodge,and John Bucyk.8. On a cold April 29, 1982, WadeBoggs cracked one of his patented loop¬ing singles for his first major leaguehit. It came in Comiskey Park.9. Michigan beat the PhiladelphiaStars, to win the USFL title.10. As mentioned above, this ques¬tion appeared misprinted. The correctanswer is Fred Lynn, who plays base¬ball.11. That power hitter and two timeMVP is Dale Murphy, who may just bea singles hitter whose hits happen tocarry a long way.12. Munson, Ladner, and Hubbs alldied in plane crashes. Thompson diedof leukemia.13. The four Bears who tossed TD’sare Jim McMahon, Vince Evans,Walter Payton, and Matt Suhey.14. Who else who strike out thatmuch but King Kong Ronnie Kittle.15. Reggie's middle name is Martin¬ez.16. Dick Allen is the man from Wam¬pum.17. A call to the New York YankeesPR department verified that though allthree of the people who beat Guidryw-ere lefthanders, what we really want¬ed was that all three bear the firstname Mike. Mikes Caldwell(Brewers), Willis (Toronto), and Flan¬agan (Orioles) all beat him. but in the1978 playoff game for the AL East title.Guidry bested a Mike (Torrez, of Bos¬ton). Maybe Torrez lost because he’srighthanded.18. Kermit Washington brokeRudy’s nose.19. Yes. sadly, you can go to collegesomewhere in the U.S. and major inRecreation.20. The Babe crushed #714 in 1935 asa player for the Boston Braves.Joe and Jim can claim their $10 inIda Noyes Room 304 on any wreekdavfrom 9-to-5.MORRY’S DELI in Hutchinson CommonsBRINGS YOU THEBEST DINNER BUYS ON CAMPUS!Monday thru Saturday, 5 to 8:30 p.m.^ Make Morry’s your dormitory service alternative!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. January 10, 1984—13Scarlet Street (Fritz Lang, 1945) Meek,henpecked Edward G. Robinson ispulled into a world of crime and decep¬tion by the seductive Joan Bennett andher manipulative Dan Duryea. A re¬make of Jean Renoir’s La Chienne, thisfilm displays the use of German ex¬pressionist techniques within a Hol¬lywood setting that Lang would lateruse in the great Woman in the Window.This is early, and essential, Fritz Lang.Tues., Jan. 10 at 8 p.m. DOC. $2. —JMModern Times (Charles Chaplin, 1936).“Charles Chapin finally got around toacknowledging the 20th century in this1936 film, which substitutes machine-age gags for the fading Victoriana ofhis other work. Consequently, it is thecoldest of his major features, though noless brilliant for it. Chaplin was critici¬zed for stealing the assembly line se¬quence of Rene Clair’s A nous la li-berte, but Clair got it back by liftingsome of City Lights for Quatorze juillet.Chaplin’s rendition, at any rate, ismuch more alive and meaningful inTUESDAYCenter for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecture. BahaiFaith: Its History and Teachings. Swift LectureHall, 3:30.Crossroads: International Cooking Demonstration,$1. 10am. Beginning Chinese, 7pm.Israeli Folkdancing at Ida Noyes, 8pm.Hillel: Midrash Class, 8pm.Rockefeller Chapel: Religious Education Class3:30pm.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism7pm.Committee on Arms Control & Disarmament: Meet¬ing, 7pm Ida Noyes Lounge.Microbiology Dept: Biological Action of PolycyclicAromatic Hydrocarbons, CLSC 850, 3:45.WEDNESDAYRockefeller Chapel: Ecumenical Service of HolyCommunion followed by breakfast, 8am. CarillonRecital and Tower Tour, 12:15 pm. character terms than Clair’s; the dif¬ference between them is the differencebetween genius and talent.” — DaveKehr, The Reader. Wed., Jan. 11 at 7:30& 9:30 p.m. International House. $2. —BTThe Taming of the Shrew (Franco Zef¬firelli, 1967) A gloriously bawdy film,this comedy involves the wooing, wed¬ding, and taming of Katherina (LizTaylor) by Petruchio (Richard Bur¬ton). Less about “the Bard” and moreabout “Liz and Dick,” Director Zef¬firelli finally succeeded in making afilm out of a play (see his Romeo andJuliet). His success is mostly due to thetremendous performances of Taylorand Burton, who turn the play into athinly veiled allegory of their turbulentlove-life. Wed., Jan. 11 at 8 p.m. DOC.$2. - JMKind Hearts & Coronets (RobertHamer, 1949) Rags to riches — Englishstyle. Dennis Price stars in this drollEaling Studio comedy about an Italian-born Englishman’s dream of inheritingHillel: Beginning Talmud Class, 7:30pm.Crossroads: English, all levels, 2pm. Social Hour,3:30pm. Beginning German, 7pm. Intermediate Ger¬man 7:30pm.International House Film Society: Modern Times,7:30 & 9:30. $2.Badminton Club, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes.Women’s Union meeting: 6:30, Ida Noyes.English and Scottish Country Dance, 8-10pm, IdaNoyes.Bridge Club, 7pm Ida Noyes Library.Intermural Sports: Entries Due for Racquetball &Table Tennis.Blue Gargoyle: A1 Coda, Piano, 12:30-l:30pm, free.THURSDAYInternational House Film Society: Diary of aCountry Priest, 7:15 & 9:30, S2.Music Dept Noontime Concert: Brass Quintet,Goodspeed Recital Hall, 12:15pm, free.Hillel: Advanced Talmud Class 5:30pm. Maimon-ides Class, 7:30pm. Film: Auschwitz and The Allies,7:30pm. the Duchy of Chalfont — even if itmeans murdering the Duke and his 7immediate heirs. Alec Guinness, ofcourse, plays the d’Ascoynes — a snob,a general, a photographer, an admiral,a suffragette, an archbishop, a banker,and the Duke — so well that the film’spublicists focused on almost nothingelse. But even without Guinness, thecollaboration of Ealing’s funniest writ¬er (Michael Pertwe) and the studio’sbest manipulator of the macabre(Hamer), and the fine comic support ofJoan Greenwood as Price’s social¬climbing rival, Sibella, would have po¬sitioned Kind Hearts & Coronets amongBritain’s best-loved comedies. Wed.,Jan. 11 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2 — PFDiary of a Country Priest (RobertBresson, 1951) is “one of the small bodyof film masterpieces (and) is a pureand intense account of a young priestwhose faith is neither understood noraccepted by his village...one of themost profound emotional experiencesin the history of film; no other director.Rockefeller Chapel: Religious Education Class3:30pm. Choral Vesper Service, 5:15pm. ChancelChoir Rehearsal, 5:45pm.Intramural Sports: Entries due for Handball.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Persian Circle,Pick Hall 213, 12:30pm. Lecture: Cultural Revival inthe Arab East, 3:30pm, Pick Hall 218.Center for the Study of Industrial Societies: Reth¬inking Democracy: Political Strategies of the Chi¬lean Left, 12-2pm, Gates-blake 321.Center for Study of Industrial Societies: The WorldTurned Upside Down? Family, Gender and Occupa¬tion in Industrial France. Wilder House, 4pm.FRIDAYSquare Dance, 7pm Ida Noyes Hall.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Arabic Circle;The Arab Nation Between Unity and Fragmentationin the Period Between the Two World Wars, 3:30pm,Pick Hall.Blue Gargoyle: Jim Dewan, Guitar/Vocals,ll:30-2pm, free. with the possible exception of Dreyerwith The Passion of Joan of Arc, hascome so close to communicating a reli¬gious experience.” — Pauline Kael,Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Thurs., Jan. 12 at7:15 & 9:30 p.m. International House.$2. - BTElCid (Anthony Mann, 1961) Set in 11thcentury Spain, El Cid is the epic tale ofan epic Charleton Heston who liberatesthe people from the evil, but still epic,Moors. In tracing the growth of Hestonfrom his humble beginnings to mysticstatus, Mann comes up with his mostoffbeat work: Mann manages to sus¬tain interest in the human story even ashe succeeds in providing the big-bud¬get, cast-of-thousands scenes whichwere required by his producers. Fea¬turing Sophia Loren. Thurs., Jan. 12 at8 p.m. DOC. $2. — JMThe Man Who Shot Liberty Valance(John Ford, 1962) John Wayne, JohnFord, James Stewart — the collabora¬tion should have been excellent. And itvery nearly was, but for financial en¬tanglements at Ford’s new studio(Paramount) that delayed shooting foralmost a year, and sapped Ford and hisstars of the “dream-team’s” originalvitality. For at heart, The Man WhoShot Liberty Valance is one of Ford’smost revealing latter-day Westerns.The sound-stage exteriors, extensiveuse of interiors and evening shots, andstory of a gunman (Wayne) who — bypropping up the civilizing forces of lawand order — ensures his own exile,echo much more than Ford’s “dark¬ening personal vision.” Instead, the ef¬fect is to reduce the epical proportionsof the film — Monument Valley is nowonly a dream; heroism is part truth,part legend. Often funny, often nostal¬gic, Liberty Valance is not Ford’s bestfilm, but its clap-board sets, absence ofbackground authenticity, and seem¬ingly tired performances by Wayneand outlaw Liberty Valance (Lee Mar¬vin) — owing chiefly to productiondelays — speak poignantly of a Westwhose time had not merely passed, butnever really existed. Thurs., Jan. 12 at8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. — PFCALENDAR f|Coming soon!MORRY’S DELI in Hutchinson Commonsannouces the introduction of authentictnii euiftnsSAVOR THE RICHNESS OF CLASSICTHAI RECIPES BY OUR NATIVE CHEF—SATAY, MEE KROB, SUPA, GREEN CURRYBEEF—TO NAME JUST A FEWENJOY DINING ON CHINA, SERVEDBY NATIVE-COSTUMED WAITRESSESA UNIQUE DINING EXPERIENCE, TO BEAVAILABLE AT AN AMAZINGLYLOW PRICE MONDAY THRU SATURDAYFROM 5 TO 9:30 P.M.Watch for OurGrand Opening Soon!14—The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday January in iq«4SPACE6912 South Shore Dr Huge 3 bdrm 3 bath aptw/library garage rec & laundry rooms.$775/mo plus security 643-1063.Room for rent PRIME LOCATION! 5723 S.Kimbark Grad student pref. Call 363-4079 If noanswer keep trying. Dinner time best.Bedroom in 5 br coed apt 56th & Kenwood$195/mo heat inch fern pref, no smokers 667-8948Apartment for Renf—3 Bedroom in LakeviewGreystone. 2 Blocks from Belmont El Stop.Formal Dining Room. Hardwood Floors andModern Bath. $475 per month. Call 477-4878(evenings) and670-3241 (days).RENT DELUXE CONDO 1-2 bdrm $450/mo in-cl util 3rd fir sun rm, new kit, ceramic tilebath, NANCY days 443-6023, eves 721-2406, 929-87351 Bedroom in 3bdrm apt 5605 S. Drexel NICE!$183 per month includes heat 752-3791 JohnROOMMATE WANTED IMMED. 1 bdrm in 2bdrm apt. Lake view, carpeting, new kitchen,laund. in build. On B,C bus rts in Orly's build.Close to Jeffry, 1C, shopping. Furnished or un-furn. $265/mo. Call Sally 493-9554 Keep Trying.Apartment to share for couple or single personbedroom available in January 1 in fully fur¬nished 5-room apartment East Hyde Park. $240per month. Call Kammy 630 6889 days; or 324-6302 evenings.AVAIL. IMMED. 1 Ige. bdrm in 2 bdrm apt.Sunny 8th fl apt. GREAT location lake views$265/mo. Call Sally 493-9554 early am or latepmRegents Pk. Relet 2br2b View Apt SubstantialSubsidy call Gambrell 886-2725 day 241 5146night.STUDIO APT. 57th and Blackstone, Avail Immed $270/mo incl util. Ph 281-3351 or 985-0913SPACE WANTEDRoom Wanted Call Laura 234-0137FOR SALEDodge Van for sale, slant six (cylinder), 15-20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $895. Bill 493-91J2.SKIS FOR SALEHEAD GS, 203 cm. Bought new in April 1983and skied on only a few times. No bindings.$200. Robin, at the Maroon 962 9555 or 324 9516.78 Cutlass Calais ps, pb, a/c, am/fm/cassette.Good condition. S3,200/offer. 752-4512G24-2978.Solid wood bookshelves, wood frame sofa,35mm camera, 2 B/W TV's, toaster oven, 2small tables, hair trimmer, much more. 7520516.PEOPLE WANTEDBabysitter for twin girls, age 7. 6:30am to9:00am Mon.-Fri. Ref. req. 643-5109 Evenings.The Chicago Counseling and PsychotherapyCenter, 5711 S. Woodlawn, needs people whoare willing to talk about their personal pro¬blems and feelings for 10 sessions with apsychotherapist-in-training. Participationshould not be seen as psychotherapy or as asubstitute for psychotherapy although par¬ticipants may find it a useful experience. Par¬ticipants will neither be paid nor charged fortheir sessions. Call Pat 684-1800.Healthy non-smoking paid volunteers soughtfor research into the common cold. Call 791-3713.Healthy non-smoking paid volunteers withonset of a common cold within prior 24 hourssought for research project. Call 791-3713.Son, age 5: Lab School; M-F: 2-5. tel 955-3623;7-9 p.m.CHILD CARE NEEDED - for 10 month oldchild. Mornings, Monday-Friday. Call 324-0812.AUDITION: Musical Story of ESTHER. Sun.,Jan. 15, 10-4 SPERTUS MUSEUM 922 9012 Ac¬tors Singers Musicians Tech Fiddler - all ages -Sunday shows.BABYSITTING •We are U of C faculty with an excellentbabysitter who wishes to care for one morechild in our home near campus, part-tme. Callher at 955-2321 weekdays, 955 0208 eves. We willprovide ref.SERVICES •JUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, editor-typist, 363 0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING Fast service atreasonable rates includes editing. 324 1660Anytime.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Packing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493 9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.ARCHITECTURAL QUALITY REMODELL CLASSIFIEDSING Reliable, neat, guaranteed on time com¬pletion. References available. LOSETH CONSTRUCTION CO. 363-2202.TYPING - Accurate and Attractive typing onIBM Sele. II - Reports, Dissertations, Theses,Stat, Tables, etc. 667-8657Hyde Park Psychotherapy Associates. 288-2244NEED A HAIRCUT? $5-$8 any style. CallChrista at 947-0747 ext. 444 (leave message ifnec).PROFESSIONAL TYPING, reasonable. 684-6882TUTOR - Physics, Math. Inexpensive 36.3-1321(Tom).SCENESSTUDENTS FOR MCGOVERN Campus activities, fundraising, campaign road trips.Meetings for all interested Thurs., Jan. 12th.7:30 p.m. Hutch Commons.Care about women's issues? Join us and bringyour new ideas to Women's Union. We meetWednesdays at 6:30 over the Frog and Peach inIda Noyes.HISTORY MAJORSOrganizational Meeting: UndergraduateHistory Association, Thurs. Jan 12 at 7pm inthe Ida Noyes Lounge. Underclassmen areparticularly invited. Refreshments will beserved.LONELY OR UPSET?If something is bothering you and you want totalk, the Hotline is willing to listen. You cantalk to us between 7pm and 7am, on any day,even Sunday. Our number is 753-1777.SKI TEAMU of C Ski Team races on weekends duringWinter Quarter. Mtgs on Mondays at 6:30 inIda Noyes. Practices in Wise, on Weds. Formore info call Lisa 753-8342 (Ext. 1227)CONCERTOCOMPETITIONJanuary 1984 Department of Music ConcertoCompetition, for performance of a suitableconcerto with the University Symphony Orchestra or the University Chamber Orchestrain the Spring of 1984. For further information,including eligibility requirements, contact theDepartment of Music, Goodspeed Hall, 9628484. Application deadline: January 20.SAO TICKETDISCOUNTSTicket discounts now available in room 210, IdaNoyes Hall for Death of a Salesman, Jan. 25th,$17.50 — Harry Chapin: Lies & Legends, Feb.2nd, $12 (15% discount) — Jean Pierre Ram-pal, Feb. 5th. $11.25 (10% discount). Limitedamount available — reserve your seat now!!COMINGOUT?GALA now hosts a coming-out group everyTues. at 8:00 at 5615 S. Woodlawn to tackleissues of being gay on campus and at home.Followed at 9:00 by the GALA Coffeehouse. Allare welcome.PUB MOVIEAND NOW FOR SOMETH ING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (Monty Python). Tues &Wed, 11pm. Members, 21 + .GAY? LESBIAN?GALA holds a coffeehouse every Tues 9pm at5615 S. Woodlawn. Conversation, old/newfriends, (and food) in a warm unpressured set¬ting. All are welcome.PUB CONCERTBlackstone Blues (Nicki D, etc.) Thurs., Jan12,10-12. Free, Members, 21 +BELLY DANCINGLearn the Yemenite step, figure eight, Nubianwalk and more techniques that will trim andtone your body. Veils, hip sashes and fingercymbals provided. Tuesday evenings. $25 for 8sessions. Separate classes for beginners andintermediates begin Jan. 17. Sign-up in Room210, Ida Noyes Hall.AFRO-CARRIBEANDANCEHear the rhythms of Sasnti and Senegalese.Learn the naturally aerobic dance movementsof the Caribbean. Class features live percussion accompanists. Monday & Wednesdayevenings. $25 for 12 sessions. Class begins Jan.16. Sign-up in Room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.MCGOVERN FORPRESIDENTMeeting Thurs. Jan 12th Hutch Commons 7 30—PERSONAL COMPUTERS—SiH Education, Service,Computers, printers, modems end supplies.AUTHORIZED KAYPRO DEALERVALUE ADDED SYSTEMSl?tl E. Urtf Street *€7 4440 AUDITIONSGilbert & Sullivan Opera Co. Tryouts forPRINCESS IDA. MANDEL HALL. Jan. 14, 15.2-5 pm Jan. 19, 7:30-10 pm. All welcome forChorus, Principals, etc. April performancesSTAINED GLASSThis is a basic course teaching the Old European techniques of glass cutting and soldering.Students will complete a 12" x 12" leadedpanel. All supplies included. Wednesday evenings. $30 for 6 sessions. Class begins Jan. 18.Sign-up in Room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.OBS MEETINGThe first meeting of the Winter Quarter of theOrganization of Black Students will be thisWednesday at 7:30 p.m. on 3rd floor INH.Welcome back!AEROBIC DANCECombine the rigors of aerobic exercise with thefun of dancing. Increase coordination and car¬diac strength while toning muscles to the tuneof popular music. Wednesday evenings. $30 for6 sessions. Class begins Jan. 17. Sign-up inRoom 210, Ida Noyes Hall.JAZZ GUITARThis course will cover elementary jazz theoryand harmony. Students will learn jazz progres¬sions as well as standard and popular songs.Wednesday evenings. $35 for 6 sessions. Classbegins Jan. 18. Sign-up in Room 2i0, Ida NoyesHall. and steps. Monday evenings. $25 for 5 sessions.Classes begin Jan. 16. Sign-up in room 210, IdaNoyes Hall.FOREIGN POLICYPolitically active campus? Jonathon Kesslerof the American Israel Public Affairs Commit¬tee will be here Jan 25 and is interested inmeeting with students of all political persua¬sions. Call Susan 324-3071 or leave mess, atHillel 752-1127.BEGINNINGAEROBICSThe course introduces the student to basicaerobic exercise. Emphasis is placed on pro¬per stretching and placement. Attention to thefundamentals prevents injury and preparesthe student for the fast-paced work-outs. Mon¬day, Wednesday & Friday evenings. $35 for 18sessions. Class begins Jan. 16. Sign-up in Room210, Ida Noyes Hall.YOUR NATION'SFUTUREMONDALE for President OrganizationalMeeting: 7:30 TONIGHT/Reynolds N. LoungeJOIN US.BLUES HARMONICALearn to play the mouth harp! No musical ex¬perience necessary. Thursday evenings $25for 6 sessions. Class begins Jan. 19. Sign-up inroom 210, Ida Noyes Hall.FREE TICKETSFor the Folk Festival. Find out how to work forthem. Come to meeting Thursday, January 127:30, Ida Noyes 2nd floor or call 962-9731.MODERN DANCEThis class introduces basic movement prin¬ciples and prepares the student for a widerange of dance combinations accompanied bylive music. Thursday evenings. S25 for 8 ses¬sions. Separate classes for beginners and in¬termediates begin Jan. 19. Sign-up in room 210,Ida Noyes Hall.GUIDED TOURS OF THECOMPUTATION CENTERUSITE FACILITYPlease join us on one of our*dai!y tours of theUsite Central Computer User's Site Facility inWieboldt 310. These tours take approximately45 minutes and are held from Tuesday,January 3 through Thursday, January 20, ac¬cording to the following schedule:Monday and Tuesday -12 :00 noonWednesday and Thursday - 4:40 p.m.The tours begin at the Walt Whitman wall bustin Usite. You'll learn how to use the computerresources, documentation and equipmentavailable at the facilty.Instructors can arrange additional tours fortheir classes by contacting Ed Donner at 962-8188 or via DEC-20 MM to STAFF, ED-DONNER.NUCLEAR FREEZEHear Robert Cleland, Exec-Dir of ChicagoNOMOR discuss the danger of Reagan's"Build-Down" strategy and learn about theNuclear FREEZE alternative. Wed., Jan 11,7:30 pm at the Blue Gargoyle. Admission free.Info: 667-1409. Sponsored by 1st Cong. Dist.FREEZE Coalition.IYENGAR STYLEHATHA YOGAThe Iyengar tradition emphasizes precise bodyalignment in the practice of yoga postures.Benefits on Iyengar include strength, en¬durance, flexibility, improved concentrationand mental relaxation. Wednesday evenings.$40 for 8 sessions. Class begins Jan. 25. Sign upin Room 210, Ida Noyes Hall. COPYING &PRINTINGHi-speed & quality Xerox Duplicators gearedto Student/Faculty needs. Low Prices. We'refast. Disct.Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 288-2233JAZZ DANCERemember the footwark in "Fame" &"Flashdance"? This class will introduce thelively steps of this dance form. Warm-up andstretchs will prepare the student for dancecombinations accompanied by live jazz music.Wednesday & Friday evenings. $50 for 16 ses¬sions. Jazz I and Jazz 11 classes will begin Jan.18. Sign-up in Room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FORWINTERQUARTERThe Computation Center is once again offeringa series of free non-credit courses on computing topics for the University communityduring winter quarter. These classes begin onJanuary 16 and continue through the end ofFebruary.A schedule of these seminars and courses isavailable from the Center at the following loca¬tions. Usite Business Office (Weiboldt 310),from 9:00-4:00, Monday-Friday; MainBusiness Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E. 60th),from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday Friday and at theStaff Office Building (5737 S. University), 8:30to 5:00, Monday Friday. Copies of the schedulemay also be obtained from the Social ScienceAdvisor in Pick 123, the Program Advisor atUsite and the Terminal Attendant at Usite.The seminars include introductions to the MVSoperating system and the ACF2 securitypackage on the IBM 3018 computer, a seminaron the fundamentals of computing, a seminaron microcomputing and microcomputers, aseminar on text processing and formatting(including how to format dissertations using acomputer), a course on the MUSE BASIC pro¬gramming langugage and the SAS statisticalpackage as well as other introductory topics.If you have questions about the classes (e gcontent and intended audience) contact theCenter's Educational Coordinator, Don Crabb,at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM to STAFF DONCRABB.BLACKFRIARSBIG PLANS! Come to general meeting on SunJan 15 7PM INH Library. Be there Aloha!BALLROOM DANCEAlways popular! Fred & Ginger 101 covers thebasics of Swing, Waltz, Fox Trot and moreFred & Ginger 102 covers more complex styles|MAR00N -j{ 962 95551■■NNMR^MMMMIVmiVVHnWVfVWIffiVI9VVVnVKfflffi&DECORATING& RESTORATIONInterior • ExteriorRICHARD NAYER288-0918• Free Estimates!•Excellent Hyde Park references STANLEY H. KAPLAN LiftEDUCATIONAL CENTERJanuary Classes4WK/GMAT....GMAT....LSAT....ACT . SPEED READING ESLFebruary ClassesSPEED READING. MCAT . DAT. ..4WK/GMAT/LSAT ...SAT ACT...PREPARE roeMC*t * SAT * (.SAT a GMAT « G«£GRE PSVCM • Get 6*C • OCAT • VAT • MATiWTROOUCTO* tO lA* SCHOOL • SPEED READ'NGSSAT*(X. AT* DAT ACHIEVEMENTS* ACT* CPATOEFL * MSkP • NM6 ’ 11 111 * ECFMG * FlE»N-ClEX*CGFNS*FMGEMS*HP© ■ *ESl*NC6 'SPRMG SOMMER. Fill iKTEKSIVESCourses constantly updated 'lembieprograms and nours Visit any center anasee tor yourseit *nv *e ma»e tnedifference Speec Heading Coursefeatures Free Demo esson—Cali 'ordays & timesPn*o»r»«on SoaoaAfB pno* 'AMARLINGTON HEIGHTSCHICAGO CENTERHIGHLAND PARKLA GRANGE CENTER 312) 437-66503121764-5151312' 433-7410312) 352-5640OuwxM N V Stale Only Car Ton f-aa SOC 223 '’82amart m Mao V S C*a» Puanc ’u-onic CanacThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. January 10. 1984—15FINE EUROPEAN CUISINEWEST END OF HUTCHINSON COMMONSGrand Opening Tonight!Now Serving DinnerTuesday through Saturday, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.A new page in the history of dining on the Universi¬ty of Chicago campus was written with the recentopening of Chez Morry. Fine European cuisine and im¬peccable service in an atmosphere of stately elegancehave become the hallmark of Chez Morry luncheonsMonday through Friday from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. inHutchinson Commons.Beginning January 10, Chez Morry will extend its un¬parallelled dining service to include evenings. Now youcan enjoy the culinary artistry and expertise of ChefCharles Tuesday through Saturday from 5:30 to 7:30p.m.In the manner of our favorably received luncheonmenus, the dinner menus will change weekly, always of¬fering a four-course meal of mineral water with anappetizer; salad with fresh-baked dinner roll; yourchoice of meat, poultry or seafood entree; vegetabledish; and your choice of miniature French pastry withcoffee or tea—all at a fixed price that includes taxesand gratuities.Add elegance and convenience to your personal andbusiness entertaining, department or organizationmeetings and recruitment interviews whenyou join us for lunch Mondaythrough Friday, and eveningsTuesday through Saturday,at Chez Morry.Reservationsrequested.For reservations,call Ms. Barbara Smithat 493-2270. For yourf added convenience,Chez Morry accepts AmericanExpress, Visa, Mastercharge andthe Chez Morry credit card. Forinformation on how you can obtain yourChez Morry credit account, call 493-2270.Complimentary Giftfor each customer during ourGrand Opening Week January 10 thru 14from 5:30 to 7:30 p. m.