The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 10 The University of Chicago ^Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 7. 1983Aide defends Daley’s recordArmed robbers caughtBy Hilary TillUniversity of Chicago secu¬rity officers apprehendedthree suspects for an armedrobbery which took place Sat¬urday at 6 a.m. on the corner of60th and S. Ellis Ave., nearBurton-Judson Court. The ar¬rest followed a car chaseacross the Midway and a footpursuit.The three were taken toCourt Branch 48 Monday, andare now awaiting trial. Two ofthe three arrested are Robert gunpoint, the students gaveover their money and a classring.After the robbers had left thecar, one of the students calledcampus security from anearby emergency phone.After the security dispatch-op¬erator broadcast the locationof the robbery, a University se¬curity car blocked the street.When the offenders saw the se¬curity car, they drove acrossthe midway. A chase ensued,until the three offenders got out of their car at 61st andStony Island and proceeded torun. They were then chased onfoot by 21st District Chicagopolice officers and by Univer¬sity security officers, and wereeventually caught and arrest¬ed. The property and handgunwere subsequently recovered.The University security of¬ficers involved in the appre¬hension and arrest of thearmed robbery suspects wereOfficers Savage. Barker,O’Neil, and Sargeant Gorecki. The Book Center at Harper CourtVendors lose leasesJack Mosoff, owner of theBook Center, 5211 S. HarperAve., has charged the HarperCourt Foundation with a lackof good faith in renewing hislease. Mosoff said that all ofhis requests for a new leasehave been rejected.Mosoff is currently sche¬duled to close his store Dec. 24.Chances ‘R’ restaurant, 5225 S.Harper, closed its doors Sept.26. Richard Baldwin, Chances•R’ owner, has filed for bank¬ruptcy.Harper Court was opened inthe aftermath of the closing ofthe 57th St. artists’ colony. Sev¬eral shops have been set up toreplace offerings of the old ar¬tists’ colony.Mosoff is not sure as to howthe foundation will replace hisstore. He said that he had triedto negotiate new leases withthe foundation, yet with no suc¬ cess. Mosoff has been at thecenter for 18 years, one of onlyfour of the original 26 tenantsstill operating. He said that hehas no alternative sights inHyde Park.Mosoff expressed frustrationthat the foundation has not toldof future plans for the sight. Henoted that ihe foundation triesto keep a set variety of shops inthe center.Neither Frederick Fitch ofthe Charles Ringer Co., man¬ager of the Center, norFlorence Weisblatt of the foun¬dation’s board could tell of fu¬ture plans for the space to bevacated by Mosoff. Weisbiattsaid that the foundation wouldlook for tenants which would“enhance the community”;however. Weisblatt said shehopes the foundation can cometo terms with Mosoff.Richard Daley By Cliff GrammichFrank Kruesi, executive of¬ficer in the state’s attorney’soffice and a graduate studentin political science at the Uni¬versity, defended Cook CountyState’s Attorney Richard M.Daley’s record against recentcharges by 5th Ward Aid.Larry Bloom, saying Daley’srecord was “very fine.”Bloom told the Maroon lastweek that Daley “has taken hisside with Ed Vrdolyak (10thWard Alderman and nemesisto Mayor Harold Washing¬ton)” and thus was resisting“reform on all levels of gov¬ernment, including the state’sattorney’s office.” Bloom’slinking of Daley and Vrdolyakreflected the thinking of manyallies of Washington thatDaley had worked againstWashington’s city council or¬ganizational efforts in April.Kruesi viewed Bloom’scharges with irony, as he toldthe Maroon “it strikes me asodd that an independent aider-man, who for years has saidthat the state’s attorney’s of¬fice should stay out of partisanpolitics, should expect us to in¬terject ourselves in the currentpartisan struggle.” Kruesiadded “Rich has not involvedhimself at all in these battlesand does not intend to do sonow.” Kruesi also expressed sur¬prise at Bloom’s charge thatDaley’s record “does not liveup to his press billing.” Kruesinoted that “Larry’s own state¬ment in the Chicago Tribunemagazine last fall praisedRich rather well.” In a featurearticle on Daley last fall,Bloom told the Tribune thatDaley had assembled a “fine”record as state’s attorney and had made “generally good”appointments.Kruesi said “Rich’s record,if anything, is understated. Heintends to stand on his record,which is very fine, and whichAid. Bloom acknowledged tobe a good one less than a yearago, before he apparently de¬cided to explore a campaignfor state’s attorney.”Currie to run as incumbent for state repHunter, 20, of 6362 S. King Dr.and Douglas Brown, 22, of 6358S. King Dr. During questioningfollowing their arrest, they ad¬mitted to committing anotherarmed robbery September 23at 5300 S. University Ave.According to Bob Mason ofthe South East Chicago Com¬mission, the robbery tran¬spired in the following man¬ner. Two University studentswere sitting in a parked car at6 p.m. when three strangersapproached them. One of thestrangers asked the studentsfor directions. After one stu¬dent rolled down his car win¬dow, another one of the strang¬ers produced a handgun. At Rep. Barbara Flynn Currie(D-26) announced Monday hercandidacy for re-election forthe Illinois House of Represen¬tatives. Currie will be seekingher fourth term in the South¬east Side district which in¬cludes most of Hyde Park. Inher campaign, Currie said shewould emphasize her past re¬cord as the district’s represen¬tative.Early announced supportersof Currie’s re-election bid in¬clude Mayor Harold Washing¬ton, 5th Ward Aid. Larry Bloom, 5th Ward DemocraticCommitteeman Alan Dobry,fromer state Rep. Robert E.Mann, former 5th Ward Aid.Leon M. Despres, and former4th Ward Aldermanic candi¬date Toni Periwinkle. Lastyear, Currie supported Wash¬ington’s mayoral bid and thealdermanic campaigns ofBloom and Periwinkle.Commenting on the first ses¬sion of her third term as a rep¬resentative, Currie said thatshe was “proud to be part ofthe effort that beat back Gov¬ernor Thompson's Doomsdaybudget and voted to restorefunding for the things Chicagoneeds — our public schools,housing, infrastructure im¬provements and aid for ourpoor.” Currie also worked togain additional funding forCook County Hospital, andother inner-city and teachinghospitals, as well as for Chica¬go museums.Among bills which Curriesponsored in the past springsession was legislation creat¬ing “freedom of information”in Illinois. Currie also spon¬sored a bill making sexualharassment in the workplace acivil rights violation and a billcreating the 1983 road im¬ provements plan, as well as abill allowing assistant princi¬pals in public schools to servefor up to a full school year.One of Currie’s successfulproposals sets the first Mon¬day in May as the date toswear in Chicago’s Mayor.Clerk, and Treasurer. The billBarbara Flynn Curriewas designed to eliminate thepotential for confusion over thedate, which surfaced afterWashington’s election. Al¬though Thompson has amen-datorily vetoed the freedom ofinformation bill which Currieintroduced, she said she wouldtry to save it during the legisla¬ture’s October session.Currie was also principalHouse sponsor this year of suc¬ cessful Senate bills to addmedical coverage for poorchildren not presently coveredby state support, create a StateCorporation for Science andTechnology, allow tax deduc¬tions for contributions to com¬munity organizations, and im¬prove collection procedures inchild support casesCurrie is holding hearings ontwo major pieces of legislationthat did not pass during the le¬gislature’s spring session. Onebill is designed to reform nurs¬ing home inspections and en¬forcement procedures. Thisbill was introduced after fournursing home residents died onChicago’s W’est Side last sum¬mer. The other bill is a pack¬age to introduce pay equity be¬tween female and maledominated occupations in Illi¬nois.Currie was elected chairwo¬man of the Illinois Commissionon the Status of Women inMay, and in June she was ap¬pointed Chair of the House Se¬lect Committee on the World’sFair. That committee, which isconsidering impacts of the pro¬posed 1992 Chicago fair, beganholding hearings last month.continued on page 16grey cityLOOP VOYEURback coverInsideMaroonBritish schoolingpage fivey.-M.v.- ii *.**,« ’ ; i i i 11 < * ; i i m • ■* » 1 ».V* ' >>»»*» PHOTOBYARAJELAUAN2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983UNCF campaignThe United Negro College Fund willkick off its 1983 telethon campaign at areception tonight in the Beverly Roomof the Conrad Hilton Hotel, 720 S. Mi¬chigan Ave., from 5:30 to 8 p.m.Lou Rawls, UNCF president Chris¬topher Edley and various UNCF col¬lege presidents will attend, joined byHarold Washington and James Thomp¬son, honorary chairman.School goes onThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Clubhas extended its after-school programto help students continue schoolworkduring the teachers’ strike.There are two sessions for childrenages 5-12. One session is from 8:30-3p.m. daily, and the second is 8:30-6p.m. daily. Costs are $8 and $12 respec¬tively. Topics covered include math,science and reading, and a gym class.Sessions for students ages 13-19 aregeared toward recreation. Monday,Tuesday, and Wednesday sessions,from 1-3 p.m. will feature gym and rec¬reation activities. The Thursday ses¬sion, from 12-2 p.m. and the Fridayclass, from 10-12, will concentrate oncrafts. Each session costs $1.The programs are being taught bythe regular HPNC After-School teach¬ers. Enrollment has increased to 15 to19 students per session, and college stu¬dents are supplementing the teachingstaff in response to the large number ofchildren.Minority stipendsThe CIC Minorities Fellowships pro¬gram seeks applications from minoritystudents pursuing doctorates in the so¬ cial sciences, humanities, andsciences.The 50 four-year fellowships providefull tuition and an annual stipend of atleast $6,000 for each of the four years.Sponsored by the Committee on Institu¬tional Cooperation (CIC), the consor¬tium of Big Ten Universities and theUniversity of Chicago, the fellowshipsmay be used at any one of the 11 CICuniversities to which recipients havebeen admitted.A total of 25 fellowships are availablein the social sciences, while about adozen each will be awarded in the hu¬manities and science programs.Deadline for application for fall 1984is January 15. Detailed information canbe obtained by writing to the CIC Mi¬nority Fellowships Program, 111 Kirk¬wood Hall, Indiana University, Bloo¬mington, IN 47405.Mellon fellowshipThe Andrew W. Mellon Foundation isaccepting nominations for the MellonFellowship in the Humanities. Profes¬sors may nominate students of US orCanadian citizenship who show excep¬tional promise for careers of humanis¬tic teaching and who wish to begingraduate work.Mellon Fellows entering graduateschool in 1984 will receive a $7,500 sti¬pend as well as payment of tuition andfees to their graduate schools. The fol¬lowing year fellowship w’ill be renewedand two-thirds of tuition costs will bepaid by the Mellon Foundation uponrecommendation of the graduateschool concerned. In addition, fellowsready to complete their PhD disserta¬tions will be eligible for stipends intheir final year of dissertation work.The Mellon Fellowships seek to iden¬tify and encourage persons of academ¬The David and Alfred Smart Gallery and The Renaissance Societyinvite you to a Free Student Reception onTuesday, October 11 from 5 to 7 p.m.Receptions will take place concurrently at both art institutions.Refreshments will be served!!THE DAVID AND ALFRED SMART GALLERY(The fine arts museum at theUniversity)presentsNew Image/Pattern & Decorationfrom the Morton G. NeumannFamily CollectionOct.6-Dec. 4,1983 The David and Alfred Smart Gallery,5550 S. Greenwood Ave., 753-2121THE RENAISSANCE SOCIETY(Vanguard art at the University)presentsTW 0 K/ John Knight: MuseotypeThe Renaissance Society, * Jr5811 Ellis Ave., 962-8670 Oct. 2 - Nov. 19,1983 The Frog & Peach PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANic and intellectual ability who combinea capacity to communicate with both astrong performance in their chosenfields and a breadth of interest beyondscholarship. Students of traditional hu¬manistic disciplines including historyand appropriate interdisciplinary stu¬dents are eligible; Students of creativeand performing arts and of profession¬al fields such as education or law' arenot eligible.Instructors may propose one or twocandidates by sending a short letterconveying the students name, college,current address, current academicstatus, and proposed field of study toProfessor Anthony C. Yu, DivinitySchool, 306 Sw’ift Hall, University ofChicago, 1025 E. 58th Street, Chicago,Illinois 60637. Upon receipt of the no¬mination, the Selection Committee willsend Fellowship applications to the no¬minees. No prize nameWho’s afraid of the Frog andPeach?Hans Morsbach, owner of the Frogand Peach restaurant on the first floorof Ida Noyes, is running a contest torename his restaurant. Despite thehefty $200 prize offered in the Maroon’sOrientation issue (worth over 58 whitehalves of Harold’s or several days of tu¬ition at the University), “we've hadonly one entry so far," said Morsbach.Generally, business is no better. “Evenat suppertime.” complained Mors¬bach, “there’s nobody. People come inand don’t know that we’re open. I’mbaffled, because w'e’re cheap andwe've got good food.” Morsbach specu¬lated that “maybe people don't hangout at Ida Noyes.”The contest ends October 12.INTERNATIONALHOUSE1414 E. 59th St.Featuring open microphone hosted by specialguests from Chicago's Folk Music Community.STARTING FRIDAY OCTOBER 7 withGUEST HOST JESSICA BARON!9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m.FREE ADMISSIONRepresentatives of INTERNATIONAL GROUPS will beon hand to greet NEW INTERNATIONAL STUDENTSCall 753-2274 For more informationand to apply for open mic performances.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7. 1983—3■ mWm 1■■ "- /<: ■ -- -" ’’ * '•- i I FTWe might be jumping the gun, but as long as the subject has beenbrought up. it seems appropriate to discuss the Student Activities Fee*In the few years since its inception, the Activities Fee has enabled Stu¬dent Government and the Major Activities Board to make a radicalchange in the face of campus life, and has allowed student organiza¬tions to develop widely varied programs for students here. While therehas been concern over the allotment of the funds and the representationof graduate students in SG, executive committee members and SG rep¬resentatives have most recently addressed these concerns seriously andbe prepared to deal with them adequately.Raising the fee, however, as SG has proposed, is a separate issue. Toour recollection, few complaints have surfaced that groups were not re¬ceiving enough money. Most funding appeals are from dissatisfied orga¬nizations which are denied funding altogether, usually because they donot meet the requirements of the Finance Committee By-laws as groupsto be funded by SG.While at some point in the future, a hike in the fee may well be neces¬sary to maintain the quality of extra-curricular programming at theUniversity, it is not clear that such a time is now. Before executivemembers can expect the Assembly to approve such a proposal, the As¬sembly must be convinced. Are they?We are not. Before voting for this measure. Assembly members mustinvestigate how crucial a raise in the fee is at this time. Whether it istime for a raise, we hope the student representatives act wisely.lilllillliilllliiiiiliFRIDAYSAO: Eclectic Ed Mini Course Regis¬tration. 9-5 INH Rm 210.SAO: Ticket order deadline for TheMartha Graham Dance Co. INH rm210.HILLEL: First Shabbat Dinner 6 pm.Reform potluck, 6:30. Dinner $3. Ad¬vance reservation.LSF: Lenny 7pm & Midnight Cowboy9:30 p.m. Law School Auditorium $2.DOC: Let’s Spend the Night Together,7, 9, 11pm Cobb, $2.Crossroads: Beginning English 10am, Intermediate English 10:45 am,Beginning Spanish 7pm.Square Dance Club: 7:00 INH, every¬one welcome.Intervarsity Christian Fellowship.Large group meeting, 7:30 onm INHLibrary. Everyone Welcome. SUNDAYCross Country: UCTC Open five mile11am Washing Park.Oriental Institute Film: Iraq: Stair¬way to the Gods 2pm, Museum Audi¬torium, free.LSF: The Searchers, 8:30 pm, LawSchool Auditorium, $2.DOC: The Diary of a Lost Girl, 8pm,Cobb $2.International Folkdancing: INH.Teaching 8-9:30, Request Dancing9:30-11:30.Rockefeller Chapel: Festival Day,8:30 Chancel Choir Rehearsal, 9 amEcumenical Service of Holy Commu¬nion, 10:00 am Religious Instructionfor Children 10:00. University Reli¬gious Service, 12:15 Carillon Recitaland Tower Tour, 12:45 Luncheon onthe Lawn. No fee or ticket.SATURDAYSoccer: 10am Stagg Field.Homecoming Event: Tailgate Wel¬come Party & concessions. 1 pmStagg Field.-1 Special Events: Humanities Open MONDAY, Homecoming Event: The Home Run-’iSrHomecoming Event: IFC Picnic. 4:30Bartlett North Field.LSF: Mr Smith Goes to Washington. 7 Law School AuditoriumThe Year of Living Dangerous-:30 & 9:45 pm. Cobb $2.| vT- ‘ % 'Homecoming Event: HomecomingDance-Jazz & Swing. 9 INH> Rockefeller: University Chorus OpenOrgan SAO: Eclectic Ed Mini Course Regis¬tration. 9-5, INH rm 210.Special Events: Albert Pick Jr. Visit¬ing Lecturer, Chancellor HelmutSchmidt will speak on internationalissues. 5:30 pm Mandel Hall.DOC: The Big Steal, 7:30 pm andMacao 9 pm.International Folkdancing: Teaching8:00 to 9:30, request dancing9:30-11:30, INH.Crossroads: Beginning English 10am, Intermediate English 10:45 am,Intermediate French 7pm.Committee on Human Nutrition andNutritional Biology : Abnormalities inthe Metabolism of Apolipoprotein B inthe Pathogenesis of Hyperlipoprotein-imia, Dr. Scott Grundy, Dir Centerfor Human Studies, Univ of TexasHealth Science Center at Dallas. 4pmJ-135.Dept of Chemistry: Microscopic Spa¬tial Structures in Chemical Reac¬tions. Patterns, Waves, and —~& *mH.ndsl0.: : v .Chess Club: TmM 7:30 games.- Air safety urgedTo the editor:We agree with the Maroon article(Heliport in the Air) that “the special¬ly-equipped helicopter can transportpatients much quicker than a groundambulance because it can avoid trafficjams, icy roads, and other impedi¬ments...” This article distorted the in¬tent of the residents of the 5700 Mary¬land block. Our main concern is thesafety of a helicopter landing on a tallbuilding. Our opposition to the buildingof a heliport on the top of the hospital at5815 Maryland is based on the advice ofa national expert on winds and wind-shear effects who is a professor at theUniversity of Chicago.When he learned of the plans for theheliport on top of the hospital, his re¬sponse was that it is too dangerousespecially with the strong winds in Chi¬cago. He stated that a helicopter ismuch less stable than a plane and ismore vulnerable to windshear. He fur¬ther stated that given the Chicagoweather conditions, landing on top ofthe building would certainly involve ahigh rish of a crash with the resultingloss of life of patient, pilot, and othersnearby. In such an accident, there isalso great danger of fire to the hospitaland patients.It is for the sake of safety, primarily,that we urge the landing of the heli¬copter on the Midway and admittingthe patient through a 59th St. entranceto the hospital.Sophie BloomResident of 570o Maryland blockCIA denouncedTo the editor:Two writers took to the moral highground on last week’s Viewpoints pageto denounce “general Soviet barbarityand unconcern for human life” and tocall attention to the need to “civilizethe USSR.”Readers who were aroused by theseblasts on the crusades trumpet willwant to know that another outfitfamous for its barbarity, but which canclaim the added distinction of being fin¬anced entirely by US taxpayers, will bevisiting the campus on Nov. 1 and 2 torecruit “foreign area specialists.”The Central Intelligence Agency is atthis moment supervising, financingand supplying the military invasion ofNicaragua, a country that recentlystrayed from US client-state status.The cost in lives is mounting daily. Thestated mission of the invasion is tooverthrow the government.Quite beyond the issue of Nicaragua,however, the whole world knowsenough about CIA operations in Iran(1953), Guatemala (1954), Cuba (1960-present), Southeast Asia (1960s-70s),Chile (1970-73), and so on, to be awarethat invasion, assassination, tortureand provoking violent changes of gov¬ernment are not unfamiliar methods tothe CIA or to the American presidentswho have authorized them. Their indi¬rect ef fects can be staggeringly bloody,as the recent history of Iran, Chile, andGuatemala illustrates.Students who are Latin America“area specialists” will no doubt bewarmly welcomed by the CIA re¬cruiters. Those of us who are specializ- SiliOiiing in this area should consider an ap¬propriate welcome for the CIA.Bob HoldenGraduate student, Latin American his-. - - 'jd. torySale raises flapTo the editor:Powell’s beat us at the “used-bookgame,” again. Thanks, Phoenix! I in¬vested one last hour at the Old Bird thisAM and it was quite an eye-opener,after waiting patiently out front, to findhalf of the shelves empty and the bestbooks gone at the start of the sale!That’s an advantage of being part ofthe staff, I figured, first dibbs onstock.No? Since the staff got first crack,they should pitch in to get us throughthe sale, Morry’s style. But in the longhot line to the cash register I learnedthe horrible truth. The best books didnot go to the staff or to students. Thebooks most worth hunting had flappedover to Powell’s. The economic imper¬ative: to close out you need the compet¬itor to buy you off. It’s greedy, but effi¬cient. And the books stay in theused-book family.The gentlemen at Powell’s alwaysbeat students to the good books. Thistime, our own endangered Phoenix in¬vited them! One day before the sale,the student run used book store sold outtheir records, their games, and theircustomers.Goodbye Phoenix. From dust youcame and from duck you shall return!Should you ever rise again from yourashes, don’t expect any customers.We’ll all be at Powell’s, paying outra¬geous prices.In the meantime, you won’t bemissed.John KloosThe Divinity SchoolIssue restatedTo the editor:In last week’s issue of the Maroon.David Goodman claims that the Rus¬sian “delays in accepting responsibili¬ty (for the obliteration of Korean Air¬lines Flight 007) seems to imply thatthe Soviet government was not, asPresident Reagan stated, making a de¬liberate attack against the world...” Hecontinues by suggesting that if the Rus¬sian attack was truly one against theworld, they would have “immediatelyand confidently accepted responsibilityfor it,”Such an ingenuous attitude is remini¬scent of a magical voyage through atwentieth-century looking-glass. Onedoubts that even in the wonderland inwhich Mr. Goodman dwells a murdererproudly proclaims his guilt or crowsover his criminal achievement. The no¬tion that apparent Russian “bureau¬cratic indecision” and their subse¬quently comical verbal smoke-screenmasks or proves the innocence of theirvicious act, is child-like and insulting tothe serious reader.Whether President Reagan’s con¬demnation of the Russians for their at¬tack was accurate in every sense or ex¬quisite in its pejoration begs thequestion of the cavalier execution ofthis murderous deed, which must sum¬mon the revulsion of the world!Daniel D. Batterman3rd Year Political ScienceThe Chicago MaroonTbe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chi¬cago It is published twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays The offices of theMaroon are in Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna Hupert _ .. .Editor Frank LubyJeffrey Taylor hManaging Editor Peter Osterlundviewpoints: EditorArm JetalianPhotography Editor„ •, t jarfl'f rifrProduction ManagerCliff (irammichNew* Editor, 'Sondra Kruegerf eatures Edi torPuraima DubevAssistant Feetures Editor Chris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBpilMulliganGrey City Journal Editorinstruction, Associate Editors: Michael Elliott, Koyin Shih. Guy WardContributors: Jane Burke, Anthony Cashman, Spencer Colden, Wally Dabrowski,— ~ex-Stt - 1 Schlesinger, Nathan, "" P4—The Chicago MaroonBy R. Stratford ShieldsEven though the American and British people arelinked by a common language and a similar culturalheritage, a fundamental difference in mentalityexists between the two races. I remember once a his¬tory teacher explaining to me some ridiculous Hora¬tio Alger type theory about the immigrants pullingthemselves up by their “bootstrings” into upper-middle class respectability. Whereas in America onethinks that hard work and luck will bring one richesand acceptability in society, the English scorn theaggressive American nature whereby one canachieve one’s dream and the wealth that accompan¬ies it. There is very little upward mobility in Englishsociety.Yet, I have neither the time nor the space to an¬alyze the Anglo-American differences since wholebooks have been written characterizing both sys¬tems; however, when Anthony Sampson wrote TheAnatomy of Britain in 1962, he envisioned the oldorder of England being replaced by a more egali¬tarian system. The irony of the book was that he pub¬lished The Changing Anatomy of Britain in 1982 andconcluded that no change had occurred; the aristoc¬racy dominated in government, finance and publish¬ing. The products of a small number of schools held ahighly disproportionate share of power. And that isreally what this viewpoint concerns: the educationaldifferences between England and the United States.To understand the British mentality one must firstcomprehend their system of education.In America one can go to high school, receive a di¬ploma and with a ‘C’ average can attend university.Virtually everyone in the US has a high school diplo- England’seducationandthe upper classma and 40 percent of the population has been to col¬lege. In England there is an intricate system of na¬tional examinations that separates the intelligentfrom non-academic and the rich from the poor.At approximately the age of 16 a student in Eng¬land takes his “Ordinary Level” examinations in avast range of subjects including languages, mathe¬matics, sciences, history and English. These are notmultiple choice tests but written examinations thattry to determine if the student has a reasonablegrasp of the subject. He usually takes about eight ‘O’level examinations and if he succeeds in at least sixof them then he will go on to the next tier and take theAdvanced Level examinations. But only 20 percentof the British population go on to take ‘A’ Levelexams, for various reasons.Primarily, the English as a race are not very aca¬demic, yet no generalization is accurate and thereare blatant exceptions. Yet, even the future queen ofEnglish, Diana, Princess of Wales, has only one ‘O’Level pass. (Although royalty has never been knownfor its intellectual abilities.) Also, manual labor jobsrequire no type of formal education. The typicalworking class family would rather have their childemployed (if possible; than have him in school. Alsothe British government indirectly encourages a stu¬dent to stop school at 16 since if one is unemployedthey will give that person an allowance of 18 poundsa week ($30) even if he lives at home.The largest difference in the gap between Britishand American education arises, though, in the con¬trast between the state and private (known as publicschools in England). There is nothing like a “good” state school in Eng¬land as there is in America. Those who attended pri¬vate schools in England are not only the socio-eco-nomically elite but also the educationally privileged.The quality of teaching and the facilities are incom¬parable. More importantly, at the private school I at¬tended in England, virtually 100 percent of the stu¬dents stayed the extra two years after ‘O’ levels tocomplete their ‘A’ levels. Only the rich or the highlymotivated remain at school after their ‘O’ levelexams. Though the best characterization of the Brit¬ish school system is their universities. In America,there are literally thousands of colleges and 40 per¬cent of the population matriculate at some college,while in England less than 10 percent of the popula¬tion go to university and there are only 40 universi¬ties. Class differnces are most evident in that roughstatistics show that a private school will send anaverage of 50 percent of its pupils to college com¬pared to the national norm of less than 10 percent.Thus, the wealthy can afford to send their childrento good private schools so that they will then be ableto achieve the necessary grades to continue their stu¬dies at university and in turn take the top jobs. Al¬though this may be a poor summary of the Englisheducational system, the basic social differences inthe population are reflected in the educational sys¬tem. It is extremely difficult to advance in Britishsociety, and this is reflected by the schools. One ofthe Labor Party’s (Socialist) points in their platformduring the past June election was to abolish all non¬state schools. They were defeated and the dif¬ferences remain.SAO Fall Discounts —Music & Dance/TheatrecD The 1940’s Radio Hour — cDOoCO'id a Broadway Musical OoSaturday Oct. 15th 8 p.m. yJj~o$9.75 tickets $12.75 w/round trip bus fareo Tickets on sale until Oct. 14th LOCM Centre East for the Arts - 7701 -A Lincoln Ave., Skokie CM Martha Graham Dance Co.Founded by the First Lady of American modern danceSaturday Oct. 22nd 8 p.m.Dress Circle - $ 15 1 xt Balcony Front - $ 171 st Balcony Middle - $12 1 st Balcony Rear - $9.25Tickets on sale until Oct. 10thAuditorium Theatre, 70 East Congress ParkwayA Raisin in the Sun25th anniversary productionTuesday Oct. 25th 7:30 p.m.$11 -Tickets on sale until Oct. 23rdThe Goodman Theatre - 200 South Columbus Drive In the Belly of the Beast:Letters From PrisonJack Abbott/Norman MailerThursday Oct. 27th 8 p.m.$9-tickets $12 w/round trip bus fareTickets on sale until Oct. 25thWisdom Bridge Theatre -1559 W. Howard St.A Christmas CarolCharles Dickens ClassicSunday Nov. 27th 8 p.m.$15-Tickets on sale until Nov. 21stThe Goodman Theatre - 200 South Columbus DriveTicket Orders taken in Room 210 Ida Noyes HallPayment must be made by check only when order is takenFor more info, call 962-9554 • An SAO serviceThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983—5The University of Chicago BookstoreandHarcourt Brace Jovanovichinvite you to attend an autographing party forAllison Davisto celebrate the publication of his new book“Leadership, Love and Aggression”Tuesday, October 11, 19831 p.m. - 3 p.m.• Refreshments will be served •The University of ChicagoBookstore970 East 58th Street1st FloorGeneral Book Department962-7712NEWS IN BRIEFFeminist forumJanel Mueller, professor in the de¬partment of English, will inauguratethe 1983-84 series presented by theForum for Feminist Scholarship Tues¬day at 4 p.m. in Harper 130. Mueller’slecture is entitled “Autobiography of aNew ‘Creatur’: Spirituality, Selfhoodand Authorship in The Book of Mar¬gery Kempe.”The lecture-seminar series will con¬tinue last year’s “Approaches to theStudy of Women,” providing a forumfor discussion by faculty and studentsof new feminist scholarship and re¬search on women.Two other events planned for theseries, which is funded by the Universi¬ty of Chicago Women’s Board, will takeplace this quarter: November 7, ZillahEisenstein of Ithaca College will speakJanel Mueller on “The Reagan State and the ‘GenderGap,’ ” and November 15, Ruth Mur¬ray of the U of C will conduct a seminarat Regenstein Library on resources forresearch on women.The topic of Mueller’s lecture isbased on the first autobiography in theEnglish language, which was dictatedin the 15th century by an illiteratewoman, married and the mother of 14children, who separated from her hus¬band to undergo a spiritual marriage.Mueller, a recipient of the QuantrellAward for excellence in undergraduateteaching, will address MargeryKempe’s extraordinary tenacity in re¬cording her spiritual experience de¬spite many obstacles. The lecture isbased on an article to appear later thisyear in a collection of essays on femaleautobiography edited by Donna Stan¬ton, The Female Autograph.NicaraguanreportThe Nicaraguan ambassador to theUnited States, Dr. Antonio Jarquin,will speak at a public meeting Oct. 6 at7:30 p.m. at the Cathedral of St. James,65 E. Huron.Dr. Jarquin will report on the currentcivil war between his government andthe US-supported “contras,” as well asdiscuss US-Nicaraguan relations andoffer a program for peace in CentralAmerica.The meeting is sponsored by the HelpEnd the Arms Race Coalition andWomen for Peace. Sidney Lens, a Chi¬cago author who recently returnedfrom Nicaragua, will chair the meet¬ing. Admission is $2. Ex-chancellorto speak MonPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMaxey Bacchus, business man¬ager for the Chicago Public SchoolSystem, spoke on campus yester¬day at a Public Policy lecture, re¬placing School SuperintendentRuth Love, who could not attendbecause of the teachers' strike.From the inside5th Ward Aid. Larry Bloom willspeak on “Inside Chicago Politics inthe Washington Era” October 16 at adinner sponsored by the new Women’sAuxiliary of K.A.M. Isaiah Israel Con¬gregation. Members and non-membersare invited. Cost is $10 per plate for the6 p.m. dinner, and reservations may bemade by calling 924-1234.Helmut Schmidt, former chancellorof West Germany, will deliver the 1983Albert Pick, Jr. lecture, Monday at5:30 p.m. in Mandel Hall.As visiting lecturer on internationalissues, Schmidt will speak on “Prob¬lems of a Grand Strategy in Dealingwith the Soviet Union.”Schmidt served as chancellor from1974 until last year, when his SocialDemocratic Party was defeated inelections. He received the US Medalfor Distinguished Services in 1972.Helmut SchmidtNOTICE TO USERS OFLIBRARY PHOTOCOPIERSOctober 28 will be the final day to exchange old COPICARDS for the newVENDACARD.The agent providing photocopier services within the Libraries of theUniversity was changed in January 1983. The former agent’s photocopymachines used COPICARDS which were sold by the Library as a convenienceto students, faculty and staff. Since January 1983 the Library has been ex¬changing unused credits on COPICARDS for a card provided by the new ven¬dor that contains an equal number of photocopy credits. On Friday, October28, at 5:00 p.m. the Library will cease exchanging unused COPICARDS. Untilthat date, exchanges will be handled through the University Library office inRoom 181 of Regenstein Library between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 5:00p.m., weekdays.COPICARD EXCHANGE CENTERRegenstein LibraryThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983—7mation, make referrals, help in acrisis, and listen. Volunteers undergo a30-hour training session on the Ro-gerian method of reflective listening,problems typical of U of C, sexuality,loneliness and depression, alcoholism,substance abuse, rape, and crisis inter¬vention. The time commitment is fournights on the phone and two nights oncall per quarter.This year’s training begins Oct. 12;next year’s training will be held in thespring. Students who want to work thisyear should contact one of the coordin¬ators: Vicky Sroczynski, 955-1142, orWilliam Weaver, 947-9545. Circle KCircle K is the college-level chapterof Kiwanis International. The U of Cgroup is a service organization avail¬able for special projects on and offcampus. Circle K helps manage the dis¬tribution of the Shapiro Art Collection,puts on talent shows at the Church Re¬tirement Home for the Aged, and worksat the city-wide casino night for the In¬fant Welfare Society. A project in theworks for this year is a fundraiser forthe Spina Bifidia Foundation to be heldin conjunction with other Circle Kchapters in Illinois and Eastern Iowa.Recording for the Blind■ ■' jF Recording for the Blind. Inc. is a na-JR; tionwide organization of twenty-nineI I - studios, one of which is on the U of CI 1 I campus. Tapes are stored in a libraryj, - / ) ■ *L 1 | f in New Jersey; cassettes are sent tojf" m > I blind students across the country.^ '■:'Volunteers work first as monitors0'/who sit outside the recording booth andJflk 1 . "** read along with the reader to check forIV. mistakes, incorrect pronunciations,j and insufficient descriptions of graphsan(! charts. After working as a monitor,* I™1" volunteers take a voice test in their dis-jjgll Ml i v tiA cipline or in general studies. Tests aresent to New York for evaluation, and ifect was a food drive; Phi Delta Gamma approved, volunteers work as readersdonated an impressive amount of time and monitors.and energy, and the drive collected This organization requests a commit-$1500 worth of food for the Hyde Park ment of two hours per week. VolunteersFood Bank. The food drive was part of must have two years of college. Cur-a state-wide effort by the Illinois Stu- rently, about forty people (includingdent Volunteer Coalition; U of C turned twenty-five students) are monitoringin the best performance in Illinois. and reading for the U of C division ofMost of the volunteer positions re- Recording for the Blind. Inc. New vol-quire three to five hours per week. The unteers are always needed. Hinds 59b,Meridian Hospice workers contribute 5734 S. Ellis, 288-7077.eighteen hours a week. The Bureau hasabout forty people out in the communi¬ty now and is sending letters to stu- STEPdents who expressed interest at Stu- STEP stands for Student Tutors Ele-dent Activities Night. Last year over mentarv Project. Local grade school350 people contributed in some way. and high school students visit the U of CThe Bureau is located on the third campus once a week for two-hour ses-floor of the Blue Gargoyle. 5655 S. Uni- sions with tutors. The teaching is one-versitv, 955-4108. Joe Scroppo. the stu- to-one and in a variety of subjects —dent coordinator, said, “I recommend usually at a remedial level,it to everybody. It will make you feel The co-sponsors of STEP are Stefan-good.” ie Venard and Ed Manouelian. Man-ouelian said. “There are a lot of peoplein this area in need of this sort of thingwho appreciate it and get a lot out of it.We can use as many who are willing tocome out and help.” Inspired studentscan leave a message at 753-2233 x 127.By Amy Eiden“Volunteers make time” is the mottoof the Student Volunteer Bureau. Thebureau and several other campus orga¬nizations have heaps of volunteer posi¬tions for University of Chicago stu¬dents. Their philosophy is nothing sosinister as Ronald Reagan's plan to re¬turn welfare responsibilities to localcommunities; rather, it is the recogni¬tion that in a country like the UnitedStates and in a city like Chicago a fewpeople slip through the cracks (andgaping holes), and individuals' effortsto help their neighbors do make a dif¬ference. It is the human contact andcaring in volunteer work that is valu¬able as a supplement to the welfarestate. Unlike Kiwanis International, CircleK accepts women. Meetings are heldfortnightly; the next meeting is Oct. 18at 7;30 p.m. in Ida Noyes Hall. Circle Kextends an open, enthusiastic invita¬tion to new members. The secretary-treasurer is Christopher Mullin,753-2233 x 526.The range of opportunities is wide;the required commitment is minimal;the need is evident; the benefits aresubstantial; the time is now. Don’t besurprised if you get more out of it thanthe people you are helping.Student Volunteer BureauThe largest of these organizations isthe Student Volunteer Bureau in theBlue Gargoyle. The Bureau refers stu¬dents to over 30 Hyde Park agencies inneed of help. A sample: redistrictingand preparing ward maps for theACLU; matching up lost animals withowners for the Anti-Cruelty Society;working in Billings and Chicago Osteo¬pathic Hospitals; assisting Hyde ParkAlderman Larry Bloom; visiting andshopping with the elderly for the Coun¬cil for Jewish Elderly; distributingemergency food supplies for the HydePark-Kenwood Food Pantry; aidingterminally ill patients and their fami¬lies with the Meridian Hospice; actingas a big brother for a ward of the juve¬nile court; tutoring in grade schools inHy^e Park. One innovative tutor twoyears ago founded a drama club in aanother started a chess Calvert HouseCalvert House, the Catholic StudentCenter and Chapel, operates two pro¬grams for volunteers. Non-Catholicstudents are welcome in both. One isthe Catholic Worker Project, wherestudents work once a week in a soupkitchen in Uptown. Volunteers leaveevery Friday at 3 p.m. from CaivertHouse, 5735 S. University, 288-2311.The other option is weekend tutoring.On Saturdays, volunteers meet at 8:50a.m. at Ida Noyes Hall and walk to St.Clara’s Parish. (There will be after¬noon sessions beginning at 12:50 ifenough tutors ask for it.) Tutors helpstudents in grades one to eight withreading, writing, and arithmetic. Ste¬ven Skates, the coordinator, said thatthe young people attend voluntarilyand seem to look forward to the Satur¬day sessions. “You build up relation¬ships after awhile; the kids are disap¬pointed if you don’t come.” AlthoughSkates encourages tutors to come regu¬larly, there is room for temporarytutors also. rSkates is now in the process ofmatching up tutors and students.Phone him at 363-5151. ~local schoolteam.The Bureau does not provide trainingbut is careful to refer students only toagencies which give pre- or in-serviceframing. After a placement, theBureau contacts volunteers once amonth to see that all is well.The Bureau also sponsors specialprojects once a year and encouragesstudents who cannot make a weeklytime commitment to help with theseshort-term activities Last year's proj-U of C HotlineThe ! ' of C Hotline is run by studentsfor students. It is staffed by 40 volun-’eers Who at 9W0f the phone from 7p m to 7 a m every night to give infer'■'iMi'mdi8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983SG ACTIVITIES presents....THEHOMECOMING DANCEThe University of Chicago Telefundis currently seekingindividuals to call alumniduring evenings and onweekends throughout theyear. 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Sowas Bizet. Offenbach was gone too,leaving his masterpiece The Tales ofHoffman unfinished. And Gounod,after his last few unsuccessful efforts,had given up writing operas alto¬gether. Paris, the scene of so manybrilliant premieres since the days ofGluck, was not the vital center it oncewas. It was a city marking operatictime, having reached a point of suchdecadence and stagnation that the vul¬gar spectacles regularly presented atthe opera could be hailed as artisticmasterpieces. Burnt-out and hollow,Paris still considered itself the operacapitol of the world. If it truly was,opera was indeed in trouble. It was atime to make Verdi weep, and sendWagner into a tirade. But, Verdi was inretirement, and Wagner was dead.Popular taste was then dominated bythe Opera lyrique; works like Massen¬et's Le Roi de Lahore, Bizet's Les Pe-cheurs de Perles, and Delibes' Lakmeprovided what the public insatiably de¬manded: charming, melodious musicwith just a touch of the exotic to pro¬vide that final frisson, teamed withelaborate stage spectacles, completewith massive oriental temples, steam¬ing jungles, breathtaking costumes ofsilk and satin, dripping with pearls andjewels, and complex and unwieldy ma¬chinery for producing the most ex¬traordinary effects. All this spectacleattempted to cover up the fact thatthere was something missing in theseoperas: drama with well-drawn char¬acters, and real human emotion. Suchwas the stale of opera in Paris, 1883.Opera is potentially the most involv¬ing of the performing arts. An effectivecombination of high drama and greatmusic can cast a spell over an audienceas nothing else can—not theater, notdance, not the movies. A good operaengages the mind and the heart, result¬ing in an exultant, near delirious statein the receptive listener. There aremany operas that can do this, too manyto mention, such operas were writtenin the seventeenth century and suchoperas are being written today. With so many worthy works to choose from,one wonders why the Lyric Opera ofChicago has chosen to transport usback to the sham exoticism of theworld of the opera lyrique with its lav¬ish revival of Lakme.There are several reasons why Lyricmight have considered mountingLakme: this is the centenary of its firstperformance (so why no Parsifal lastseason ?), and its first performanceoutside of Paris was given that sameyear in Chicago. Also, the opera hasnot been performed very often in re¬cent years; not since the heyday ofglamorous coloratura Lily Pons in theThirties and Forties has Lakme beenpart of the standard repertory. Andperhaps the most compelling reasonfor staging the opera was Lyric's abili¬ty to put together a cast well able to dojustice to the difficulties of its vocal de¬mands. But as reasonable as all thissounds, none of it changes the fact thatLakme makes for a pretty boring nightat the opera.Lakme is set in India in the Nine¬teenth century. It is the story ofLakme, daughter of an Indian priest,who falls in love with Gerald, a hand¬some young British officer. Naturally,• by the end of the final act the poor girl is dead (having eaten the petals of "thedeadly datura flower"). Along theway, there are lots of idyllic scenes, acertain amount of violating sacredground, and quite a bit of patronizinglynaive-sounding mock-oriental musicfor the "local color" moments. Ofcourse, the whole thing is very enter¬taining, but it is never really moving orinvolving — you watch and listen witha smile on your face, but your emotionsare never engaged.Now on to happier matters. Despitethe dubious worth of Lakme, the Lyrichas done a terrific job of staging it. Thesets by Pasquale Grossi, borrowedfrom the Teatro Comunale in Trieste,are handsome, functional, and yes,spectacular. Alberto Fassini, the stagedirector, gives the opera an honest, un-gimmicky treatment that wore well asthe evening progressed. His eye for de¬tail is to be applauded; his self-con¬scious and often awkward movementof the chorus is not.But it was the singing that kept thisLakme alive and the audience awake.Making her Chicago debut in the titlerole was Italian soprano LucianaSerra, already well-known and much-admired in such operatic centers asMilan's La Scala and London's Covent Garden. Though she looked more like acontadina than an Indian priestess, hersinging was divine, moving with easeand purity through her role's lyrical aswell as incredible coloratura lines.Also making his Lyric debut wasAmerican tenor Barry McCauley,whose stylish vocalising both gleamedand smoldered its way through the gra¬tefully-written role of Gerald, the im¬petuous lover. His romantic and un-cliched stage manner did him no lesscredit than his fine singing. SharonGraham provided solid support asLakme's friend and confidante, Malli-ka. When she and Serra raised theirvoices in their lovely first-act duet, itwas sheer vocal magic. And DimitriKavrakos' rising star shone even morebrightly thanks to his sonorous andgrandly dignified portrayal of Lakme'sfather Nilakantha. The conductor, Mi¬chel Plasson, had yet another chanceto show why he is considered one of ourfinest exponents of French opera; hisorchestra played with fire and ele¬gance. The balances between thesingers and the orchestra were im¬peccable.Obviously, there is much to enjoy inthe Lyric Opera production of Lakme,but in the end it must be reckoned anunsatisfactory evening of musical the¬ater. For all its pleasures, Lakmelacks an understanding of the humanheart — it is all facility, and no hon¬esty. And at the opera, that most uplift¬ing of the performing arts, to be mere-ly entertained is a seriousdisappointment.Words have amazing powers.** ‘Ultftr^lcfifrtf6Di!':s treasures ofnAtbJwlnl Bnotposition to theThere are„ ision—wordsthat thunder commands; words bris-WlA^I/yiGHTMAN ffl^p^ wordsof meaning.SEMINMIY GMP BOOK381 Of EARN BETTER GRADESENJOY MORE FREE TIMECall 565-4040CLASSES ARE NOW FORMINGEvelyn Wood Reading DynamicsSticks & StuffCOLLECTIBLES • ANTIQUES • USED FURNITURE •CLOCKS • LAMPS • DOLLS • JEWELRY • STAINED GLASSMINIATURE LAMPS • STAINED GLASS BUSINESS CARD HOLDERS1749 E. 55th St. Hours:Tues-Fri Noon - 7 pmSat & Sun 10 am - 5 pm 667-4610DOC FILMS • DOC FILMS • DOC FILMS • DOC FILMS • DOC FILMS • DOCFRIDAY: SATURDAY: SUNDAY:Hal Ashby’s Peter Weirs’ GW Pabst’sLET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY DIARY OF A LOST GIRLStarring the Rolling Stones With Mel Gibson & Sigourney Weaver . Starring Louisa Brooksat 7, 9, and 11 at 7:15 and 9:45 and Chicago premiere of theSUNDAY at 2 (Admission $2.50) restored version at 8.I All Shows in Cobb Hall, 5811 S, Ellis - Admission $8 ($2,50 Friday & Saturday) - 962-8574October 8 th, 8pmBarry Brogan - Finger pickin’ blues Thom Davis - FolkJohn Shibley - Folk Green Eggs and Ham - BluegrassMottley Bande - Irish, English, Sea Songstrance 5655 S. UNIV:2 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1963—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL11121}U students. —SDThe Unnamed adapted from The Hunter of the Dark by H P. Lovecraftdirected by Michael Fosberg. Speci-bal low priced previews Sept 12 14,opens Sept 15. All shows are at 8 PM.Student discounts available. HuronTheater 1608 N Wells. 266-7055. $7 and9.The Hothouse written by Harold Pinter,directed by Jeff Perry. Tues thru Friat 8, Sat at 6 and 9:30, Sun at 3 and 7.Steppenwolf Theater, 2851 N Halsted,472 4515. $11.50-15.The Dresser written by Ronald Har¬wood, directed by Pauline Brailsford.Thurs and Fri at 7:30, Sat at 5:30 and9, Sun at 2:30 and 7:30. Body PoliticTheater, 2261 N Lincoln Ave.,348 7901. $9 13 with an additional student discount.MUSICGang of Four Well they're here, only 4years too late, I guess that beats theRamones coup of last year — only 8years too late. But to be honest, theirnew album is a true gem. They havelost all signs of their heritage andhave become a two person dance bandlike Yaz, The Clash and P.I.L. I'mcurious if their concert appearanceswill now mimic their cold and calcu¬lating album or will they continue togive their all as they did in N.Y.C.when I saw them 5 years ago. Personally, I hope so, because with some en¬ergy, even their new songs may begood. The only problem is that I knowI'm being optimistic and that they willprobably be going for all the roses(i.e money and gold records) andmake the main part of the show cen¬tered around "I Love a Man in Uniform," their one big hit and "Is ItLove," their new hit. Des Dickerson,billed as the back-up band for Princeis opening and the only reason to seethem is to learn if they are as white asPrince himself. Fri. Mandel Hall.962 7300. $5 students, $7 others.—S.D.Mitch Ryder Bruce Springsteen's idoland John Cougar's production project— draw your own conclusions. Fri Oct7 at 8. Tuts (929-9158).Chuck Mangione A flugel-horn player.Fri Oct 7 at 7:30 and 11:00. Park West(929-5959).Stephen Stills More boring nostalgiafrom another overweight rock star ofthe 60's. Sat Oct 8 at 8 and 11:30. ParkWest (929-5959).Musica Antiqua Koln A part of theEarly Music at Mandel Hall Series.Wed Oct 12. Mandel Hall.Chicago Symphony Orchestra A program of Copland, Delius, and Mahler.Fri Oct 7 at 2 p.m. and Sat Oct 8 at 8.Orchestra Hall (435-8111) A lot ofmoney?Anima "A unique combination of avant-garde jazz, mediative music, minimalmusic, sound sculpture and perfor¬mance" — no joke. Oct 11 at 8:15.Pick Staiger Concert Hall on Northwestern University. S3.Chicago Chamber Orchestra Association A program of Handel, Shubert,Tansman and Bach (J.S.). Oct 9 at3:30. Cathedral of St. James Wabashat Huron.ARTJohn Knight Cursory examination suggests this to be another in what is bynow an ongoing consideration of thesphere of art. "Sphere" implies bothlocation and inclusiveness: where artmay be found and what it consists ofwhen it is found. It consists here of 60china plates, each bearing, in archi¬tectural jargon, the silhouetted planof one of 60 different international artmuseums. Sphere is thus called intoquestion on both counts: immediately, is this ("The Dinner Party" notwithstanding) art? Second, would itbe shown by the represented institutions? The two are tied together: if itwould be shown, then it would be art;if it would be art simply by virtue ofbeing shown, then art must be insome sense institutionally defined.Thru Nov 19 at the Renaissance Soci¬ety, fourth floor Cobb, 5811 Ellis. TueSat, 10 4; Sun 12 4. 962 8670. Free.-DMNew Image/Pattern and Decorationfrom the Morton G. Neumann FamilyCollection. The artists representedhere have discarded the aesthetic ofabstract minimalism, and filled theircanvases with characters, narrationand decoration. Their range of refer¬ences is wide, in both style and subject matter; and the overall effect isaccessible and somehow friendly —we aren't held at arm's length by in¬human abstraction. Thru Dec 4 at theSmart Gallery, 5550 Greenwood. TueSat, 10 4; Sun, 12 4. 753 2123. Free.-A AFans Still yet another inimitable effort.Established and unknown locals wereasked to use the image, shape, or ideaof the handheld fan in one work; theexhibited result indicates the best ofthe local sensibility: stylistic diversity within conceptual unity. This isproved most obviously by the incluContinued on page 47S' 9f0FILMLet's Spend the Night Together, (HalAshby, 1983) Mick Jagger and theRolling Stones. Live in Concert. Whatmore could you want after the Gang ofFour concert? Mick and his gang rockout under the able direction of Hal(Harold and Maude) Ashby. CharlieWatts is very cool. Fri, Oct 7 at 7, 9,and 11. DOC. $2.50. —JMLenny (Bob Fosse, 1974) Fine direction,evocative black & white photo¬graphy, and excellent performancesby Dustin Hoffman and Valerine Per-rine save this biography of the controversial 50's nightclub comic, LennyBruce, from what might otherwise bea sugar-coated, imbalanced, and ho¬pelessly simplistic account of thecomic's sordid sex life, frequent boutswith narcotics, and more frequentbouts with the law. Not that Fossedoesn't commit substantial screentime to Bruce's troubled personal life.It's just that he clothes with gritty,cinema-verite authenticity what vir¬tually no biographer has come toadmit: that Bruce was merely a sensitive, confused, albeit rebellious,good guy made effigy by the estab¬lishment. The movie is largely fiction,but as such — and, let's face it, all ourmemories are growing dim — themovie is fine entertainment. Fri, Oct7 at 7. LSF. $2. -PFMidnight Cowboy (John Schlesinger,1969) The woman's picture come ofage — Dustin Hoffman becomes agrotesque, crippled Joan Crawford(a.k.a. Ratso Rizzo) sacrificing him¬self for a blond hayseed (John Voight)who has visions of becoming NewYork's premier gigolo. Instead,Voight finds only change short (andoccasionally short-changed) men,and gives up his only real shot at"stardom" in order to salvage Rizzo'slifetime dream of (you've got it) retir¬ing to Florida. Originally x-rated(less for what is seen than implied),Midnight Cowboy is a pathetic, butgenuinely funny film about the over¬whelming need for friendship evenamong those seemingly withoutmoral fibre. Voight's first (Schle¬singer turned down Warren Beatty’srequest) major screen performance.Friday, Oct 7 at 9:30. LSF. $2. —PFThe Year of Living Dangerously, (PeterWeir, 1983) Mel "Road Warrior" Gib¬son stars as a reporter who faces loveand death on the back streets of Ja¬karta, circa the early Sixties. As Gibson is drawn into the political intriguearound him, he also finds himself at¬tracted to Sigourney ("Alien") Weav¬er, who plays Ingrid Bergman to hisHumphrey Bogart. A thrilling film,The Year of Living Dangerously hasbeen called "A Casablanca for theEighties" by Chicago Reader criticDave Kehr. Sat, Oct 8 at 7:30 and 9:45,and Sun, Oct 9 at 2:00. DOC. $2.50.—JMMr. Smith Goes to Washington (FrankCapra, 1939) Capra's fairy tale of aboy ranger become senator is aswhimsical, slick, and warm as any ofhis cinematic efforts. And its acting isnothing less than superb (with excel¬lent contributions by Jimmy Stewart,Claude Rains, Jean Arthur, Eddie Ar¬nold, Eugene Pallette, Guy Kibbee,and Harry Carey). But Mr. Smith issomething greater. Its real hero is notthe gangly, young Jefferson Smith,but the ideals and lost causes in whichhe believes ("the only ones worthfighting for"). The movie's highpointis not the unlikely, melodramaticwindup, but the scene where Smithstands gawking at the Lincoln Memo¬rial, listening to a small child read thequestion there inscribed: "whetherthat nation or any nation so conceivedand so dedicated can long endure?"The question, and not the audiencepleasing answer, makes the filmmuch more significant and endearingthan any other top rank Capra clas¬sic. Sat, Oct 8 at 7 & 9:30. LSF. $2.-PFDiary of a Lost Girl (G.W. Pabst, 192 )Germany's Golden Age of Cinema canbe found in perfect flowering in thismovie, which appears for the firsttime on campus in its original, res¬tored form (after only being seen inshortened, butchered form.) Diary ofa Lost Girl stars Louise Brooks, starof Pabst's classic Pandora's Box, whodeserted Hollywood for the glories ofthe German Expressionist "street"film. Long unavailable in thiscountry, Diary of a Lost Girl is amust-see. Sun, Oct 9 at 8:00. DOC. $2.—JMThe Big Steal (Don Siegel, 1949) RobertMitchum stars as a man who isframed for a robbery, who then setsout after the real crooks across adusty Mexican landscape. Directedby Don ("Dirty Harry") Siegel, The Louise Brooks and friend in Diary of a Lost GirlBig Steal is a fine mixture of thrillsand laughs, as Mitchum is joined forthe ride by the lustily feminist JaneGreer. Siegel was a master of the Fif¬ties style "action" film, and this isone of his early classics. Mon, Oct 10at 7:30. DOC. $2. —JMMacao (Josef von Sternberg, 1952) VonSternberg was most known for hiswork with Marlene Dietrich (Moroc¬co, Scarlet Empress), but Macaoshows that he could work with maleicons, as well. Mitchum stars as anexpatriate American in the murkytitle port, whose existential lonerstatus is disrupted after he decides tohelp a friend track down a detective.He meets up with a singer — JaneRussell — and a dancer — Gloria Grahame — in short order, proving in¬deed that existence precedes essence.Mon, Oct 10 at 9:00. DOC. $2. —JMTHEATERPinteresque l must admit immediatelyto a bias, I think that Pinter is one ofthe most overrated playwrights of thetwentieth century. Yes, he was a revolutionist inventing many new ideasfor the theater but these ideas madethe theater more realistic and at thesame time more boring. For instancein the three plays on this bill: Might,Landscape and A Slight Ache, none ofthem create earth-shaking situations.Night tells about an older couple thathave very different memories abouthow they met since they rememberdifferent parts of the same incident.This bickering becomes slowly moreintensified as the play progresses butnever becomes truly heated since inthe end, they make up and show thatthey do and always will love eachother. Landscape has an Irish coupletalking and remembering their youth.While this play obviously expands onthe similar themes as Night, the ending is less positive since there is notthat resolution of love. In addition,Grey City Journal 10/7/83Staff- Steven Diamond, Pat Finegan, Jae-Ha Kim, Lorraine Kenny, Made¬line Levin, Jeffrey Makos, Nadine McGann, David Miller, John Probes,Cassandra Smithies, Ken WissokerProduction: Nadine McGann, David MillerAssociate Editors: Abigail Asher, Stephanie BaconEditors: Jesse Halvorsen, Brian Mulligan about half the dialogue is directed atthe audience rather than to eachother. This makes it impossible forthe audience to feel and become in¬volved with the characters becausethere is no interaction. The last play,A Slight Ache is the most substantialand tells the drifting apart of an olderisolated couple. This couple is haunt¬ed by a silent figure that sellsmatches at the corner of their farm.The couple decide to invite him in andproceed to talk to him without hear¬ing any reply. The woman ends upfalling in love with this mysteriouscharacter and sending the husbandout in the cold selling the match¬books. Obviously the silent man issome kind of abstraction of the origi¬nal man. Indeed the whole play willprobably begin again and the roles ofthe males will revert back. All theseplays left me thinking "so what".Even the last one with its somewhatBeckett-like and haunting figure ofthe silent man. This feeling seems tobe enhanced by the fact that thesePinter plays include many pausesmaking the time that you spend withthe characters. This notion is anotherone of Pinter's but again I feel itworks against the notion of theaterbecause you are supposed to enjoyand speed the time rather than bebored by characters that pause all toooften.The production of the plays are, onthe other hand, top notch. The light¬ing and set designs are beautiful,creating three lighting areas so thatthe audience can have clear separation of the plays and the characterswithin each play. The sets are veryversatile and sparse creating just theright atmosphere. The acting is alsoexcellent, with both Dawn Brennenand Mark Hollman playing threeroles very convincingly. My onlyqualm seems to be with the directorSteve Schroer who picked three verysimiliar and ponderous plays. He alsoseemed to make them even worse byhaving the actors read all their linesincredibly slowly making the pacingvery slow. Also I have yet to figureout why he subjected the audience to 3plays that totaled 2 hours 45 minutescausing me to become very restless. Iwould have cut either one of the firstplays and easily the same pointscould have been made. None the lessif you like Pinter than you shouldmake the time during this weekend to see this production. Reynolds ClubThird Floor Theater Fri, Sat and Sunat 8, Tickets are $2 students, $3 gener¬al admission. —SDTHE FOREVER WAR by Joe Haldeman is the 30th ORGANIC THEATERCOMPANY production directed byfounder and producing directorStuart Gordon. The world premiere ofthis science fiction drama runs fromOctober 4 through November 13. Lowpriced previews are October 4 16.Curtain is at 8 pm Tues Fri, 6 pm and10 pm Sat, 3 pm and 8 pm on Sunday.Admission ranges from $12 $14, withstudent, senior and group rates avail¬able. Info and Res call 327 5588. ORGANIC THEATER COMPANY 3319N Clark.Hay Fever written by Noel Coward,directed by Susan Dafoe. This playtakes place in the eccentric Blisshousehold. Like all of Coward's work,it is a very amusing English drawingroom comedy. Wed thru Sat at 8, Sun2:30 and 7:30. Court Theater 5535 SEllis Ave 753 4472. $10-13 with a $2 stu¬dent discount.A Raisin in the Sun written by LorraineHansberry, directed by Tom Bullard.The story of a struggling black familyon the south side of Chicago in theearly '50s. The play returns to Chicago in this production celebrating its25th anniversary. Wed and Thur at7:30, Fri-Sun at 8:00, Sun matinee at2:00, special student matinees on WedOct 19 and 26 at noon. Goodman Theafer, 200 S Columbus Dr for more info443 3800.In the Belly of the Beast: Letters fromPrison adapted from a book by JackHenry Abbott, directed by RobertFalls, the artistic director of WisdomBridge. Wed thru Fri at 8, Sat at 6 and9:30 and Sun at 3 and 7:30. WisdomBridge Theater, 1559 W Huron743 6442. $11 13.The Sandman This play written byTerry Nelson and directed by JimWise tells the story of the Morganfamily who are down on their luckhorse trainers who learn of a methodto succeed. Slowly but surely thecourage of Rainy Morgan glides theentire family on their road to happiness. Boy, doesn't this sound trite. Itprobably is, but the Blackbird theater's last production was so goodthat I am hoping I am wrong. But lwould still wait for the reviews. Thursthru Sun at 8. The Blackbird Theatre5845 N Broadway. 334 8212 S7 generalTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983—31,1As in waves of f towerswe stoodSpanish kissing,$*pSie suna golden discwhy flowers?the reds and bluessparkle and dancein your voiceand your movements,human, you area mountaina celebration of beauty in each other's eyes.We struggled and clawedashenin the dried heat,and searchedwith our brown bodieslike twodesert scavengers. RAINER MACKPicasso drewwomen in his flowersBut our love, that terror of death,was swept into the burning sky•••.,\\y-j....A •<. VW, v -' -vi.- • . ■..v•-*£*"■ Vleaving our naked handsempty of any caress.Continued from page 3sion of both "sides” of the Chicagosensibility: Brown, Nilsson, Wirsum,Ramberg, Rocca (but no Nutt orPaschke) for sure; "opposed by" the"abstractionists", Ramirez, Klement, Piatek, Loving. The paintingby Ray Yoshida might be taken for atoken of this diversity; he's called anImagist, but isn't this example noticeably abstract? This is not the firsttime a HPAC effort has attempted tobridge the stylistic diversity; subsequent viewings may decide whetherthis is the first real success. Certainlythe simultaneously open andcramped mounting job suggests thatit is not. Thru Nov 6 at the Hyde ParkArt Center, 1701 E 53rd. Tue Sat, 115.324 5520. Free. —DMLorado Taft: His life, his work, his influence. Consideration of two of thesculptor's works thru Oct 31 at the H PHistorical Society, 5529 Lake Park.Sat, 10-12; Sun, 2-4. Free.Ova Paintings and drawings by Claris¬sa Burt. These center on the humanmother's attitude toward pregnancyand the fetus. Thru Oct 15 at theYounger Gallery, 1428 E 53rd. MonFri, 12 9; Sat, 10 6; Sun, 12 6. 752 2020.Free.1983 Chicago Chapter, American Insti¬tute of Architects Awards. See Sequences from two computer generated films: a three dimensional view ofthe buildings in downtown Chicago;the history of architecture in Washington, D.C. by Nicholas Weingarten,Assistant Director of Computer Ser¬vices at Skidmore, Owings and Merrill. The 30 minute experience isflashy fun; or, as Weingarten wrote inthe July/August Inland Architect ofthe "sleight of hand" underlying hisand SOM's Three Laws of ComputerManagement, "the appearance ofmagic, shifting mirrors, and swirlingsmoke." Thru Oct 30 at the Art Insti¬tute, Michigan at Adams. Mon Wed,Fri, 10:30 4:30, Thru 10:30 8; Sat,10-5; Sun, 12 5. 443 3500. Admissiondiscretionary except Thur, free.Prints by MFA students at the SAIC.Opens tonight, 4:30 6:30, at the Schoolof the Art Institute, Columbus atJackson. Thru Oct 29: Mon Wed, Fri,Sat, 10:30 4:30; Thur, 10:30 7:30, Sun,12 4:30. 443 3710. Free.The New Renaissance The Computer/Comm unications Revolution.Lecture by Gene Youngblood, videoartist, Thursday, Oct 13 at 1:30 in theAuditorium of the School of the Art Institute; info above.Considering Beauty in Photography The formalist aesthetic in action.Ninety some pictures, most black andwhite, most "straight", many by"Chicago School" formalists. Inshort, deliberate and unmistakableart photography. These are organizedinto seven categories: Nature, thecultural world, the spiritual and mysterious, color, the nude (precisely,"Classical Beauty: The FemaleNude"), arranged beauty, and the individual. A confusion between thephoto and what it manifestly repre¬sents runs throughout. "ArrangedBeauty" for instance exists as a category by virtue of the artistic work ofcomposing not only signs in a pictureplane, but also things in the world, asin a still life. The photograph is supposed to be the locus of beauty, butthe sort of beauty proposed for it isnot particularly photographic, and is distinguished from other proposedsorts by a particular artistic practiceand consequent subject status. Oragain, but conversely, the sort of pho¬tographic beauty particular to thepictures included in "Beauty of theIndividual Person" must reside not inthe photo, but in the person, sinceeach of the six pictures representsmore than one individual. These andother mistakes, which both reflectand transcend the individual photos,find explicit expression in the cura¬tor's statement, presented at theshow's start. We read that a photo¬graph produced by "an exceptionallyskilled artist" may be "truly beauti¬ful regardless of subject matter".Why then arrange 90 such examplesinto groups determined by subjectmatter, with the simultaneous, im¬plicit claim that their beauties differ? Formalist criticism backs up this ridiculous claim by reference to the object; in this case: "The first criterionfor all the photographs for this exhibitwas this photographic beauty — thebeautiful print." Formalism constructs beauty two times: once inpractice (sharp focus; wide rangingtones) and again in the justification ofthis by criticism (Romantic formalism or modernism). But in fact thebeauty here exists only in conjunctionwith the world and the viewer. Con¬sider beauty in photography? Thanksbut no thanks. Thru Oct 15 at Columbia College, 600 S Michigan. Mon Fri,10-5; Sat, 12 5. 663-1600 ext. 104. Free.-DMCharles Steckler a lecture on travelphotography, "Sightseeing and SightsUnseen", tonight at 7:30 at ColumbiaCollege, 600 S Michigan. 663 1600 ext 327 or 320. $5.Louise Bourgeois The MOMA retrospective; thru Oct 30 at the Museumof Contemporary Art, 237 E Ontario.Tue Sat, 11-5; Sun, 12-5. 280 2660. S2,$1 students; except Tue, free.Peter Joseph Abstractions by a Britishpainter. Opens Tue Oct 11; thru Jan 1at the MCA; info above.Katherine C. Lee, Assistant Director,the Art Institute of Chicago, willspeak on "Interpreting Contemporary Art" on Thur Oct 13 at 5:30 atthe MCA; info above. $15, $10 students.Judy Geichman, Paintings; BarbaraCiurej and Lindsay Lochman, photo¬graphs; Anita David, installation;Kimberly Paul Arp, paintings andsculptures. Opens tonight, 5-8, at Artemisia Gallery, 9 W Hubbard. ThruOct 29: Tue Sat, 11-5. 751 2016. Free.Installation by Gail Simpson and DebraPearlman using the gallery space to"create the semblance of a forest-likegarden at night." Opens tonight, 5-8,at ARC Gallery, 6 W Hubbard. ThruOct 29: Tue Sat, 11-5. 266 7607. Free.Sony Kimone Brick Arrangements. In¬stallation/performance by Joel Klaffopens tonight, 5 8, at ARC Gallery, inRAW space. Performance tonightand tomorrow at 8, $3. Installationthru tomorrow, 11-5, free.Portraits New art from the East Vil¬lage. Opens tonight, 5:30-7:30, atCenter Gallery, 225 W Huron 642-9588.Free.Randolph Street Gallery events: To¬night, benefit for the New Art Exa¬miner: Roast at 8 (among others,critic Michael Bonesteel, dealerMarianne Deson, curator John Neff,artist Buzz Spector); dance at 10 withDJ John Phillips. $25 or $35/couple or$5, dance only. Thur Oct 13: GregoryKomar, "The lllibus," poetry read¬ing, at 8, $3, $2 students. RandolphStreet Gallery, 756 N Milwaukee.NAE benefit: 642 6236; 666 7737.Hung Jury An exhibition juried by theartists that entered. Opens tonight,6 9, at NAB Gallery, 331 S Peoria.Thru Oct 29: Tue, Sat, 11:30 4:30.733 0886. Free.Nancy Spero Work, 1974 83. Opens tonight, 5-7 at Rhona Hoffman Gallery,215 W Superior. Thru Nov 3: Tue-Fri,10 5:30; Sat, 11 5:30. 951 8828. Free.Spero will talk at Artemisia, 9 w Hubbard, tomorrow at 5:30; and in conversation with Leon Golub on MonOct 10 at 8 at Northwestern University, McCormack Auditorium. Free.Barbara Rossi Cartoon like figurativeformalism by a famous local. Openstonight, 5-7, at Phyllis Kind Gallery,313 W Superior. Thru Nov 1: Tue Sat,10 5:30 . 642 6302 FreeNicholas Nixon, Four Sisters, 1976, at Columbia College4—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983-THE GREY ClYY jOURNALTHE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEPresentsGENERAL DAVID C. JONESFormer Chairman, Joint Chiefs of StaffSpeaking on‘‘The National Security Predicament”Questions and Answers to FollowTuesday, October 18, 3:30P.M. Social Sciences 122The Albert Pick, Jr., Lecture on International IssuesProblems of a Grand StrategyinDealing with the Soviet UnionbyChancellor Helmut SchmidtThe Albert Pick, Jr., Visiting Lecturer on International IssuesMonday, October 10, 19835:30 p.m.Mandel Hall57th Street & University AvenueThe University of ChicagoTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRI DAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983-5How My Roommate got an A!!!!!Lester signedup for the 6week courseToday Lester andI heard the ad fora free EvelynWood speedreading lessonI was skepticalbut Lester said“What have wegot to lose9We've gothundreds ofbooks to read." We doubled our reading speed at the free minilesson They guarantee by the end of the courseyou will read 3-10 times faster with the sameor better comprehension I was intrigued, butdidn't think I could spare the timek "I^n Tuesday night Lester set out for hiskly speed reading class and I set outarty. After all there was time till finagggjzussm The weeks passed & before I knew itI was cramming all night for final examsLester wouldstudy for acouple of hours,and then set outon a dateATTEND AFREE INTRODUCTORYSPEED READING LESSON!Increase YourReading SpeedX100%At theFree LessonTOMORROW ONLY!SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8, 198310:00 AMC 1MO S Crumpton Al</i'm\HOLT ROOM Room 135Chicago Theological Seminary5757 S. UniversityEVELYN WOOD READING DYNAMICS6—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983—THE GREY CITY JOURNALby Jack HelbigThis story really has two beginnings, onetaking place in August, 1980, and the secondin October, 1982. In August, 1980 I took animprovisational acting class at the Player'sWorkshop (indirectly associated with Sec¬ond City) where I met Bill Haefeli, a full¬time, free-lance, half-starved, very politecartoonist who had a habit of using in hiscartoons the names of people he met. Oneevening after class he took my uncopyright¬ed name and without my knowledge used itin a cartoon with the caption, "Jack Helbigjust became an instant loser." The next dayhe began mailing the cartoon, along with abatch of twenty other cartoons, to the maga¬zines where he routinely tried to sell hiswork. At the top of his list was New Yorker(he's never sold a cartoon to them) and a/the bottom another magazine named afte^acity (where he's sold many, many car¬toons). Any cartoons rejected by one maga¬zine are automatically sent to the nextlowest magazine on his list. So in August,1980, a cartoon with my name on it beganclimbing down a list from New Yorker Nir¬vana on 43rd St. to something very differentin Three Illinois Center.In October, 1982, I went to a party some¬where in Chicago where I happened to meetsomeone I knew from the University of Chi¬cago, who now worked at the previouslymentioned magazine (not The New Yorker)and who wondered what I was doing nowsince I had called myself a writer while atthe U of C (when I wasn't taking incom-pletes, I did all the things self-proclaimedwriters do: sleep late, miss classes, drinkcoffee, buy books I'd never get around toreading.)The first thing he said to me (he hadn'tseen me in two years) was, "Jack, goodGod, you've really put on the weight.Jesus." To which I wittily replied, "Hello,Mr. ," and then accidentally spilledmy third beer on him and immediately apo¬logized, "Jesus, sorry, sorry, sorry." "Noproblem," he lied and then added, "Whatare you doing? Are you still writing?" To hissurprise I said yes, and explained I was justthen working on a short story called "DryIce." "Would your magazine be interestedin this story?" "Sure, send it to us. I'll readit and pass it along to the right people," heassured me.Understand that every writer fantasizesthat the "right people" will read his (or her)work. The "right people" are people whoread without noticing (or commenting on)spelling errors or bad grammatical struc¬tures, and who call every flaw in the storyan "interesting innovation" or "fascinatingexperimentation." (One of my stories onceincluded the "interesting innovation" ofspelling the main character's name threedifferent ways and then abruDtly changingit altogether. I really should proofread.)Two days after the party I mailed myfriend a quickly typed draft of "Dry Ice"with a simple two page cover letter (inwhich I only apologized three times for spill¬ing beer on him.) Then I waited for him tocall and praise my work.Early in December I began to wonderwhat was happening to my story, so I gavehim a call. I happened to catch him at a badtime, so he asked if he could take mynumber and get back to me in about an hour."Sure," I said and gave him my number.Two days later I called him again, andcaught him again at a bad time. Again hetook my number and assured me that thistime he would call me back.A week later I called again. "Jack, Jack,Jack, Jack, I'm sorry I haven't been callingyou back," he apologized when I caught himagain, "If you just knew how busy I am.Jesus." "Yes," I lied, "I understand." "I'llbet you are calling about your story. Well, uuh, I have it, uh, right, uh, I know its heresomewhere, uh." Long pause. "Uh, I'll getback with you. I've got it right, uh, here andI'll read it and get back to you." "Okay." Ihung up expecting to hear good news beforethe end of the week.Sometime after Christmas I gave him an¬other call. Over the holidays I reread "DryIce" and realized I hated it. The story wasimmature, the characters boring, and theword choice stank. I was calling him backjust to get my story back. "Jack, Jack,Jack, Jack," he began, "How were the holi¬days? I have your story, uh, right here, andum, I'll get to it soon. I haven't uh, forgottenyou." "Don't bother," I said, "I reread thestory. It's terrible. Please just return it.""You sure? I mean, I have it, uh, right here.I can easily read it and send it along to theright people." "Please," I said, uncon¬sciously imitating my mother with a mi¬graine, "Just send it back." "Okay," hesaid.I almost called him in February, but de¬cided he only had a xerox, and since thestory was so bad there was no chance he wasplagiarizing it.In March I got a call from Bill Haefeli (re¬member him?). It was then that he told methat he had used my name in a cartoon, andthat this cartoon had climbed down his listof magazines to the very bottom where ithad been picked from a batch of fifty car¬toons. (They choose that particular cartoonboth because the joke was funny, and thename Bill had "created" so improbable."Who could really be named 'Jack Hel¬big'?") Much to the surprise of the cartoon editor, someone else at the magazine (fromthe editorial department) had wanderedthrough, casually flipped through the car¬toons, and discovered that "Jack Helbig justbecame an instant loser." This person, myfriend, explained to the cartoon editor thathe knew someone named "Jack Helbig."GREGORY WALTERSA PERSONAL STATEMENTI think that the maddest fantasy that abored, depressed U of C freshman couldever entertain would be to transfer to a col¬lege in Florida. And that's exactly what Idid, over a year ago. What follows are somereflections on New College and my timethere.Why transfer from Chicago? The reasonsare almost as varied as the student body it¬self. Student talents and tastes are not takeninto account at Chicago (Drama, Film, etc.)Or followers of fads and fashions in collegeeducation realize that Chicago just is not the"hot" spot that it once was for pursuing aunique undergraduate education. Finally,students (freshman) may simply realizethat Chicago isn't a "fun" place to learn; Imean fun in the classic sense of mad party¬ing combined with limited interest in aca¬demics. Which one was I? My face turnsred.I belonged in the last group. I wanted toparty in college, in the widest sense. Like aBanshee. I needed a college that wouldallow me to journey on this endless questwhile still maintaining a somewhat respect¬able academic front.Not wanting to perish without pleasure inthe grey city, I looked at my options. Thebrightest one came from Florida in the formof a highly rated small liberal arts schoolknown as New College.I looked at their brochures. They seemedslick enough. Cool buildings, O.K. Palmtrees. O.K. Sunsets on Sarasota Bay. O.K.Sarasota Bay area itself...fair. But it was Not only that, but this "Jack Helbig" livedin the Chicago area. Not only that, but was aregular reader of the unnamed magazine.And to make matters worse, this unname-able magazine had just rejected a story thefar-from-fictional Jack Helbig had written.Having pointed all this out, he then returnednot for these reasons, substantial thoughthey are, that I transferred to New College.It was the prospect of studying in a grade-free environment that settled the matter.This is because students at New College re¬ceive Satisfactory or Unsatisfactory evalua¬tions from their professors, that is all. And ifa Student "Unsats", he may upgrade it to a"Sat" with a little extra work for that coursewithin a year. No Grade pressure. Just purelearning. Ha ha ha? New College. I'mgoing.I went. It was like summer camp. I meanthat to describe in general the color, the flavor of the place as generated by the com¬bined attitudes of the faculty, staff and stu¬dents. Nobody seemed to believe that schoolwas in session. Everything and everybodywas in an intense state of mellow. Plus itwas sunny all of the time. I played frisbee.But there were classes, there was work. Itook many courses with Kwabena GyimahBrempong, one of the two economists oncampus. Some were comparable in diffi¬culty and quality with U of C classes. Mostwere not.I would like to mention here that KGB wasalways interesting as a person, if not as aprofessor. His stories on how he mismanages his own money and allows himself to betaken advantage of by others in the marketplace provided continual amusement formany an econ. class.The best part of Academics at New Col¬lege involved the Independent study projector ISP. These are research projects done inJanuary with a professor on a topic of thestudent's choice Three of these are re to his office to do anything but read or re¬turn my just-rejected story."What should I do?" Bill asked me. Forfive minutes I laughed. When I caught mybreath I told him I would sign a release ex¬plaining that I would not sue them for libel. Ialso asked Bill to ask them to return mystory.Bill called them, and explained my offer.They called the legal department. The legaldepartment called back. They called Bill.Bill called me. I was out to lunch so he left amessage. When I called him, he told me thata release would be fine. I typed one up,signed it, had it witnessed, and delivered itmyself to Three Illinois Center.After giving it to the cartoon editor, whotold me I looked nothing like the man in thecartoon (for one, I looked much heavier), Idropped by my friend's office. I caught himat a bad time.Loose papers, newspapers, dog earedbooks, stray magazines, littered his floor,were piled in heaps on his two chairs, andrendered his desk useless by burying italive. My friend was sitting cross-legged onhis empty bookshelf, writing on a yellowlegal pad. At first he didn't notice me."Hello," I said to get his attention.He looked startled, but immediately cov¬ered this up and said, "Jack, Jack, Jack,Jack, God, it's really something to see you.""Yes," I said."I haven't quite, uh, had a chance to, uh,read your story. I'm very embarrassed," helooked exhausted and pathetic in the tradi¬tion of newspaper reporters. His eyes red,his hair uncombed. He could have used ashave three days ago. But I didn't feel thatsorry for him. Somewhere on his floor, inone of his chairs, under the rubble on hisdesk was a short story I hated and could nei¬ther get him to read or return. "I've comefor my story." "Yes, sure, sure," he said,sliding off the bookshelf, "it's, um, here,um," and began flipping through the paperson his chair, "around here, um, somewhere.Uh, it's pretty funny, your friend, um, usingyour name." "The cartoon?" "Yes, prettyfunny." I smiled politely.He moved over to his desk, and began flip¬ping through those papers. "Ah!" he shout¬ed and pulled out a manila envelope (inad¬vertently creating a small avalanche ofpaper). To his disappointment the envelopewas empty. "Well, here's your return enve¬lope," he said handing it to me, "As soon asI find your story, I'll send it to you. The mag¬azine will pay the postage. I'm very sorryfor this confusion." "That's alright, I understand," I said and left.In June the cartoon appeared but the onlycomment came from my friend Adam whosaid to me, "I can't think of you doing any¬thing instantly." No one else I knew even no¬ticed the cartoon and my sex life did not im¬prove.Also in June I received my manuscript.Evidently the "right people" had liked mystory well enough to put a coffee ring on thefirst page. Also, they had very politely andcarefully stored the manuscript under oneleg of a chair.In the four months since the cartoon waspublished almost no one has asked me why"Jack Helbig" was mentioned in the majorregional magazine for America's third largest city. Although everyone agrees that thecartoon was unfair to call me an "instantloser." I have worked hard and long toachieve what only somewhat resembles fail¬ure. And no one makes it as a loser over¬night.quired for graduation. I did one with KG B on"The Economics of Ludwig Von Mises". Heliked it.There were clubs and such at New Col¬lege, but they were poorly organized andnever met, much to no one's dismay.Thus a Large chunk of one's free time wasspent in individual pursuits. I found satis¬faction in partying. However there wereother activities as well. Swimming, tanning,racketball were all big on campus, not tomention rock and roll, drugs (LSD) and sex.In fact, nearly all of my friends at New Col¬lege at one time lived in the style of "TheHarrad Experiment" in student housing.This reminds me that gossiping is also atreasured practice.I must admit that I had fun at New Col¬lege. In fact, with New College's student de¬signed majors, I could have majored in funand minored in something useful like En¬glish Literature. So why did I leave?First of all, Florida is not civilized Thereis nothing to do down there except swimnaked in a pool under some palm trees andstars with a glass of wine in one hand and alicentious friend in the other....Hey thatdoesn't sound so bad. Maybe I should... No,it gets boring much quicker than you think.Trust me.While it's true that I did learn a substan¬tial amount of material at the New College, Iunfortunately did so without pressure, frus¬tration and general anxiety. This is a verybad experience to be exposed to, especiallywhen one is just recovering from the confu¬sion of adolescence: it tends to instill in onethe naive belief that things in life can be ac¬complished without pain. We, the studentsof the Chicago, know otherwise... I do any¬way, and it was mainly for this reason, tore establish myself in the "real" world ofpain for productivity, that ! have leturned.I TRANSFERRED TO NEW COLLEGETHE GREY CITY JOU R N AL—F R I DAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983—7Sale Dates: 10/7-10/13LIQUORCANADIAN MIST”750 mlSMIRNOFF VODKA750 miBACARDI RUMLight or Doric750 ml -HENNESSY COGNAC VS750 miMARTELL 3-STAR COGNAC750 ml $1 199JL JL$12"SASHA GIN1.75 Hr $749SKOL VODKA1.75 hr $7 49XII CLANS SCOTCHWHISKEY1.75 Itr $g99RON CASTILLO RUMLight or Dark1.75 Itr $£99WINESB&GUGHT A ^BLANC de BLANC (FRANCE) $Q99750 ml «ANSELMI SOAVE(ITALY) $099750 ml *3MARINGER LIEBFRAUMtLCH^(GERMANY)750 ml ?>J99DOPFF CHARMANI^ -(ALSACE) D/| 49750 mlVINLAND ZINFANDEL S4"(CALIFORNIA) 2/*9MCARLO ROSSI WINES3.0 hr $399GALLO WINES1.5 hr $£99INGLEN00K NAVALLE1.5 hr $£99ALMADEN WINES1.5 hr $£99BEERSTROH’S BEER $0096-12 oz. cans mmwarm on lyi&exxxxsxxx%x%x%Special Tasting ofCHATEAU St. MICHELE WINESSAT., OCT. 85 p.m. - 8 p.m.IMBARK LIQUORS& WINE SHOPPE1214 E. 53rd. S«.In Kimbark PlazaPhone: 493-3355Hoars:.'f. 'f- • 2«Si PUBLIC LECTURE SERIESSponsored by the ENRICO FERMI INSTITUTEof theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE ARTHUR H. COMPTON LECTURESEighteenth Series byLee LindblomThe Enrico Fermi InstituteSaturdays October 1 through December 10,1983WHITE DWARFS, NEUTRON STARSSecond Lecture: White Dwarf StarsSaturday, October 8, 1983, at 11 A.M.Eckhart Hall - Room 133-1118 E. 58th St.For further information, phone 962-7823 Walk With TheStars!Join In!24-Hour Information(312) 829-WALKWatch TV-38 for UpdatesThere’s more to a great “LOOK” than a great hairstyle. You alsoneed beautiful skin and the right makeup. Now the “Total Look” expertsmake it so that you can’t afford NOT to look Great!I HrI 1 IkTOTALLOOKWith any regularly priced DesignerPerm you receive a ProfessionalSKIN CARE KIT...Absolutely FREE!In addition you canalso purchase thisUnique cosmeticTRAVELKITONLY at the a $50.00valueONLY $24.95GREY CITY JOURNAL PEN 7 DAYSfit- 241-77711by Stephanie BaconThe Elvis Brothers : Movin' Up (CBS,7464 38865-1) The Elvis Brothers, as theirname suggests, take a cue from classicAmerican rock and rolt, in the current rock¬abilly mode. Unlike the most recent StrayCats album, they avoid sounding contrivedand formulaic through lyrics that reflect aclever but subtle cynicism. Exemplary onthe album is the song "Full Speed StraightAhead," G. Elvis' variation on the Ameri¬can rock and roll love song, to a girl hemeets at (where else?) the iceCapades. Thealbum, as its title suggests, is a carefullyproduced and packaged debut album, designed to succeed. Like Elvis before them,these men have been selected by the powersthat be for stardom. This does not makethem any the less fun to listen to,.KOmen Holliday: Rpmart Holliday EP(Arista JLMS-8086) T*Jiseven piece Britishensemble is rock and roll with a swingsound, which lends itself to a reai exuber¬ance. This Ef» is a pf« first album release,and it leads we to hope that Roman Holli¬day can sustain their inspired energy fullThe lyrics are intelligent and cheerful, ason "Stand By," one song that has receivedsome airplay. The mix Is polished and tight,and the musicians are clearly quite adept —one imagines that they have been playing together for some time, it is with no detrimentto either that the horns and lead singerSteve Lambert's smooth vocals vie witheach other for the listener's ear, especiallyon such finely layered tracks as "l.O.U."(not to be confused with AEIOU). Furtherrecordings and American appearances areeagerly awaited by this pop fan.Freeze: AEIOU and sometimes Y (StreetWise-EP) This record will surely demonsfrate to anyone who is confused about thedemise of disco that it is alive and kicking.It's so good — paying tribute to disco tradi¬tions while still sounding novel, and danceyenough to move the most firmly rooted feet— that one wonders if it were not in fact designed by some super sophisticated popmusic computer. A fall quarter party prere¬quisite.Violent Femmes: Violent Femmes (SlashRecords 7599-23845 1) This record is notnew, but it is the force behind the rapidlygrowing momentum of popularity of thisMilwaukee band. Their sound makes thebest possible use of the three pieces — it isstark, but with a hard edged beauty that ismemorable. They don't really sound likeanyone else, except perhaps in an occasion¬al evocation of the Velvet Underground.Their lyrics are frequently as frustratingand as touching as those of that brilliantgroup of the early 70's. The high points areliterally too numerous to mention, althougha frequent fave is "Prove My Love," thehappiest dance/love song ever to flaunt anaffection for Motown. These Femmes arewell worth watching.n,*kni urinjywnM,by Bruce KingFrom the angry passion of My Aim IsTrue to the impassioned generosity of Impe¬rial Bedroom, Elvis Costello has been one ofpop music's most quirky, adventurous, andenigmatic performers. An unlikely figure inBuddy Holly glasses and padded suits, Cos¬tello has experimented with and reworked avariety of musical idioms. From the defini¬tive "new wave" of This Year's Model to theKraftwerk/Abba esque veneer of ArmedForces to the R and B of Get Happy!! to thetraditional (albeit questionable) country ofAlmost Blue. Costello's musical imagination has criss crossed, encompassed, andexpanded upon the spectrum of pop music.While Costello's musical style has been un¬predictable, hts lyrics have been predictably tricky and incisive — tricky for tfteiralmost obsessive word play and Incisive fortheir biting romantic commentary. Of late,-a clear evolutionary process has been apparent in Costello's work. The embitteredaccusations of the early albums has givenway to a tone which is less accusatory andmore generous - a generosity whichreached a stunning culmination on lastyear's imperial Bedroom. With imperialBedroom, an album as unrelenting as it wasultimately compassionate, Costello createda pop masterpiece. -JAil this praise brings us, in a roundaboutway, to Punch The Clock, Costello's ninthand current album; Punch The Clock is, surprisingly, a major disappointment. Not onlydoes the album fall far short of ImperialBedroom, but, at its worst, it does littlemore than mimic his previous work. The immediate problem with Punch The Clock isthat it is both musically and lyrically derivattve. The album's opener, "Let Them AHTalk," may be a deserved iab at Britain'sbrave new crusaders of Blue-eyed soul("Have we come this fa fa-fa to find a soulcliche"), but the horn riff is right out of PaulWeller's later days with the Jam. Moreoften, Costello seems to be borrowing fromhimself. With "Charm School" ("Didn’tthey teach you anything except how to becruel/tn that Charm School"), Costellocribs from the emotions of This Year'sModel, while the R and B of "The World AndHis Wife" sounds like a falsely inflated andrather misdirected reprise of Get Happy!!.I vrirallv. Punch The Clock lacks the com¬ plexities and emotional ambiguities of Im¬perial Bedroom. The songs alternate between a rather glib cheeriness ("1 know agirl who takes my breath away/And it's thegreatest/And it's the greatest thing") andequally glib tales of love gone wrong ("Nowyou don't look so glamorous/whenever I feelso amorous"). We've come to expect manythings from Elvis Costello, but easy rhymeand cavalier sentiments aren't amongthem. Quite simply. Punch The Clock lacksthe innovation, both musical (despite theproduction credits of Clive Langer and AlanWlnstaniey of Madness), and lyrical whichhas characterized Costello's best work.Despite the general disappointment ofPunch The Clock, the album does offer acouple of partially redemptive moments."Everyday ! Write The Book," the currentdisplays Elvis' voice at its best on arather charmingly disarming tune. "PillsAnd Soap," set to the accompaniment ofsop* intentionally sickly finger snaps, is anexample of Elvis at his torturous best:The King Is in the counting houseSome folk have all the luckAnd all we get are pictures ot Lord andVfffrf*- Trnr\r ^iTW ■jjZThey come from lovely people with a hardHhe In hypocrisyThere are ashtrays of emotion for the fagends of the aristocracyAnd, if you don't mind »n almost moribundtempo, "Shipbuilding" is a fairly effectivecommentary upon British involvement in autumn. Who knows, maybe Close To TheBone can be this year's best autumn album,too.by Steve DiamondOne of the joys of working for The GreyCity Journal is that you are allowed to seethe articles before they are printed. Thisweek 1 walked in and saw that there were awhole bunch of record blurbs and I said tomyself oh goody goody, I shall write sometoo. So l went sorting through my stacks ofrecords and here is what I came up with inno particular order;Live In Tokyo: Public Image Ltd.: Virginimport, i was up at Wax this week and saidwhat the Hell I haven't bought any music byrock atari lately so what the heti. When I gothome and pfayed It l learned that they wereindeed rock stars, inside the record is a mo¬derately big photo of Johnny and a smallinset of the drummer, Martin Atkins sincethey are the only two real members ofP.I.L. (see i use their trendy name too.)P.I.L., I imagine has decided to scale downto 2 members because like the Clash, theyhave realized that only groups with 2members have big hits in Britain, look atYaz, Eurhythmies and Soft Cell. Then Iheard the record and boy they really havebecome rock stars. Certain songs begin andend with the screaming crowds which greeted him. The drums and the vocals iremixed incredibly far up making them soundreally close to a hard rock band. This stylethe Falklands. Still, the better moments ofPunch The Clock wily tend to emphasize themusical and thematic unity which thealbum, as a whole, so unfortunately lacks.Finally, 1 hope Elvis Costello is onlymarking time with Punch The Clock. I'vecome to expect so much better.Tom Tom ClubClose To The BoneSire RecordsSure, Bananarama's "Cruel Summer"was the best explicitly seasonal song of thesummer, but Tom Tom Club's Close To TheBone is, unquestionably, this year's bestsummertime album. Close To The Boneoffers many of the same irresistible ele¬ments which characterized Tom Tom Club'sdebut album: Tina Weymouth's gorgeouslycool vocals, inexhaustible dance grooves,sophtsticatedly inane lyrtes, and just a littlepercussive experimentation. While Ctose ToThe Bone lacks a single propulsive cut likelast year's wonderful "Wordy -Rapping-hood," if does display a consistency and sin¬gularity of purpose not always apparent onthe first album — the rhythm just neverstops. Like the ideal, but never quite realized summer, Tom Tom Club offers nothingbut the dual pleasures of dance and rofr)anc$KLVBut, the summer is over; the school yearhas begun. Maybe It is time to go out andbuy that New Order single. But, before thathappens, Close To The Bone deserves a fewmore listens. Maybe those lyrics aren't sosilly after all; alienation never was my favoritetooie And. it is still fun to dance in the goes especially for Annalisa. All signs of artiness are gone except for a few small spotslike on Flowers of Romance where they addthe little mid-eastern theme music whenJohnny isn't singing. Then i took a closerlook at the poster and opened up and sawthat on the inside we get all the lyrics for thesongs. Come on, Johnny, this is the first re¬cording you have ever made where we canunderstand all the lyrics, so why includethem except to encourage all the teeny boppers you have been hanging around with inN.Y.C. can sing along with you About theonly items that show the era that has disap¬peared in P.I.L.'s fhusic history is that thealbum consists of 2 12" 45 rpm discs similarto the original edition of the metal box. Andof course the ever present P.I.L. insigniawhich is on all the labels and both sides ofthe album cover. Alas, I can't discount thealbum entirely because it is incredibly listenable and enjoyable especially their newhft "This is not a Love song", so I guess likethe Clash, Johnny has decided it is time tobecome a rock star and as always he does itso much better than the Clash since you seehis lovely sneering face and voice all over it.I just wish he would give up on P.I.L. andstart his own independent products sinceI'm sure he would pick Arthur Baker as producer and it would be the most incrediblerecord ever.Everyone Knew...But me: Jad Fair:Press Records: Jad Fair as everyoneshould know is of ’'2 Japanese and as thepress release says that makes him ’.4 Japa¬nese Now if you found that joke amusingyou wifi probably love this album, otherwise( would tornot it l npr'.onaHu invo him because he sings and writes songs almost aswell as I do and anyone who saw MaratSade knows that is a real accomplishment.The different is that he is paid for such afeat and myself Is thrown off WHPK forsuch a feat. This album is in other words atrue gem. It has a total of 29 songs, five ofwhich are remakes. As always the music isincredibly consistant with him straining hisvoice and playing one instrument usually atdifferent times. The best songs are by far"Amy", "Walking with Cindy" and ail hiscover versions which bear so little resemb-lence to the originals in tempo and rhythmthat it is amazing. Also included is some ofhis incredible artwork. This time of a kingand a bird which says, "Tweet Tweet Amydoesn't love Jad anymore, twf#, tweet." imean how can you net love tt? Lastly includ¬ed is a free 7" with oaddinwipi Includ¬ing bis best work te date, FfotflUteih m*$tdie. Which tells the romantic story of aparty where FrarUtstein domes and Is shot.As Men Without Harts say, "We believe Folkmusic is any music which tells fhe story ofan era.' I believe that Jad Fair is true Folkmusic. Go out and buy an enjoy. Alas it isnot available in this city since Trax believeshe rsn'tdrendy enough but if iabibrth a tripto N.Y.C. tor this record atotke.Comateens. Pictures on a String: Mercury; The only reason i own this record is thatthe company sent a presscbpy to the office.I picked it up and said oh boy, l get to hearmore white boys funk. And indeed that iswhat ft is, this ex-rock band who used to fiveIn N.Y.C. but not seems to be located in Lon-,don has decided that Disco is the new thing.Now me and some others knew this longtime ago and I hope the rest of the collegerealizes it but this is hardly the record toprove it. Even the big hit "Get Off My Case"dies from their white boy attitude. It is tooridden and angry for its own good. Oh well Ido hope they get a hit cause then maybesome good white funk bands like the BeastieBoys can become famousCookie Puss: Beastie Boys: Ratcage Re¬cords: Another rock band that has decidedto become a funk band butthey do with styleand supposedly with a lot of cocaine, (theother trend in N.Y.C.) This 12" is incredi¬ble. Telling the story about how hard it is tooget Cookie Puss's in N.Y.C. (l hear that it isnear to Impossible to get them in Chicago.)In between the desperate search we aretreated to some scratching and loads ofbarking and other effects ala hip hop be bopdon't stop and that great group the Jonzuncrew (who according to the Illinois Enter¬tainer have changed their name to the Johnson Crew.) Also, they never get any CookiePuss but we get an extra minute of BonusBlatter. Truly a masterpiece. Now if weonly can buy Cookie Pusses in Chicago, wewill ail be set. But then again that is anotherreason to go to N.Y.C. — (hint. I've heardthat they called up the carvel store on 44thSt., for this record.)Dear Prudence: Siouxsie and the Banshees: Wonderland import: my other majorpurchase at Trax this week. It is an incredi¬ble single. They perfect a perfect song. Yes,this is the same song that the Beatles did ontheir White Album. It is truly a master¬piece. They add all sorts of nuances to thisold song making it seem like a new song,very ethnic and all. Siouxsie includes manybreaks and changes of tempo which makesthe song infinitely more interesting than theoriginal Beatles version. This proves thatalong with the creatures Right Now thatSiouxsie can still make the perfect pop songfor a summer or fall evening.Electro-Boogie Break Dance: West St.Mob: Easily the best new disco ?2" on themarket. Like Wheels of Steel by Grandmaster Flash, this song mixes different parts ofearlier disco songs along with new materialand scratching into an incredibly hot dancemix. The Breaks are the best, starting offwith a vocodorized voice announcing Electro Boogie Break Dance and then they dosome scratching. It is hard, hot, fast andfurious, what else can ) say but that 1 (ove■jKw *71/ Fjr wSHigh Noon: Two Sisters: sugar scoop: Another hot disco 12", this one produced by theteam that made "Hip Ho Be Bop", the mcredible hit that it was. These two womensing a rap ail love like all other disco songsbut what makes this one the best are all thebreaks. Especially theones where they announce Break in an incredibly off synchscratched voice. The side 1 is worthless as itis fust a shortened version of the incrediblehot side 2, as with all dance hits, there Is lit¬tle to say about it but loads to hear andenjoy.jam on Revenge Wicki, Wicki song: Nue-deus: SunnyviMe This group, be them blackor white (somehow I think they are white)are really good and amusing.) They makelun of about half of dozen earlier rap songsProclaiming that all SugarhiU Gang songssound the same. That SugarhiU Gang can'tscratch or beat on electo-drums. Then at theend they make fun of Jonzun crew and anyother space theme groups especially Funkadelic saying that they have made the worldsafe for mankind, once again. But alongwith all these inside N.Y.C. jokes theycreate an incredibly dancable song. A mustespecially for their incredibly backmixedvocals and incredible hard wicki wickisound. Well that does it for this week fromthe musical collection of the incredibly versstile Stephen Diamond.THE GREY CITY JOU RN AL—-F R I DAY, OCTOBER 7, 1983--9Your searching voice cannot my soundhess soundNo winding arm can hold the hold of meAlthough your salt tongue's probe response has foundStill but disturbs the depths you cannot see.By binding line my soul, though wet, not woundKnot yet though solely I am bound to seaAlthough your signals all my sense surroundand silence wound, still I'll not fathomed be.Sheltered harbor of your white breasts I craveSurrender sweet within your seas and rollBut seize means search and I my vessel save.Your bright eyes' beams bridge not my heartheld holeI sacrifice my all to empty graveAbandoned, your, bridge to hold, save my whole.—Muriel SootevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvDON'T MISS THIS BRUNCH!IF YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT COMINGNOW'S THE TIME!GREY CITY BRUNCHTALK EAT GET SMARTSunday Noon 5617 S Drexel apt 2coffee and bagels and so much more The Bliss family at homeLIFE IMITATES ART AT COURTby Jesse HalvorsenThe Theater event is really two events:The production on the stage, which followscertain patterns and literary conventions,and the social event which is attending theplay. The opening of Noel Coward's HayFever at Court Theatre Sept. 29, directed bySusan Dafoe and catered by Mallory's is aperfect example of the interaction of the so¬cial and the theatrical event.The set designed by Linda Buchanan iscreative, lavish and very effective. Thelights designed by Rita Pietraszek and theEdwardian costumes by Jessica Hahn bothcontribute to the convincing realization ofCoward's idyllic irony. The cast headed byJane Maclver and James Deuter out dothemselves on points of energy, rhythm andself control that make this comedy of man¬ners so entertaining.Not all performances are catered and"opening night" is a little more charged so¬cially than some other nights. But, the mir¬roring of the stage play by the interplay ofthe audience can't help highlighting some ofthe issues Coward raises in this play con¬cerned with the line between art and what¬ever else there is.Coward made this play especially"clean" in an effort to conform to the pres¬sures exerted on him by an outraged criticalbody. Yet this work conveys both the driv¬ing passion and high comedy which is human lust. Placed in Cookham, a quiet andrespectable country community, the Blisses"inadvertantly" set out on a weekend of en¬tertaining a rather interesting assortmentof guests. The Blisses: a novelist, a grandedame of the stage, aspiring cartoonist sonand aspiring dancer actress etc...daughter,are all a little confused about entertainingguests and entertaining professionally. Thevisitors to this house of Bliss eventuallymake an exit that typifies their interactionwith their hosts and the Blisses seem littleaffected. For the Bliss family an audience ishelpful but, hardly necessary.Both the intermission and the receptionafterwards gave the audience an opportuni¬ty to try some Coward — like bon mots oftheir own. The trend more noticeable inmen's clothes, towards a preppy version ofEdwardian fashion and the finger sand¬wiches circulated universally, helped setthe stage for this excursion into the wittyzone. The great thing about both the play'smovement and the ensuing dialogues is thatthe style transmits the message intendedmuch more than the content does. Timelyrepetition, allusions to illusions, melodra¬ma, irony and its little brother sarcasm arethe tools of this endeavor. The Diplomat inCoward's play remarks that the troublewith the Blisses is they are so unaware oftheir disorder. 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S.A.12—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983If you ask offense coach Myron Smith about tomor¬row afternoon’s football game against Lake Forest,you’ll come to the conclusion that it means morethan just another Homecoming game.“I said at the beginning of the year that we wereputting things into the offense looking to peak for thisweekend,” Smith said. “We’re ready to jell.”Lake Forest brings to the game what Smithtermed the best wide receiver and the best quarter¬back in the conference, and referred to the Forestersas the Maroons’ strongest competition yet. One couldthink, after the Maroon defense collapsed in thefourth quarter, against Illinois College last weekend,that the coaching staff would make some adjust¬ments, but Smith said that except for double cover¬age on the Foresters’ number one receiver, thecoaches will stick with the same game plan.“Illinois College is a better team than its recordindicates,” Smith commented, adding that the Blue-boys beat the Maroons physically, wearing themdown.Offensively, head coach Mick Ewing will have thebackfield he counted on at the outset of the season —Don Haslam at quarterback, Bruce Montella at full¬back, and Bob Dickey at tailback — for the first timesince the season opener against Grinnell. All threehad suffered injuries, and Carl Oros, Matt Schaefer,and Tony Lee filled in in the meantime, and as Smithpointed out, “we aren’t displeased with the way theyhave performed.”“Don is an upperclassman, has a great arm, anddeserves a shot at starting,” Smith said. When askedif Schaefer will see any action against Lake Forest,Smith replied that that will depend on Haslam’s per¬formance.Another key point about tomorrow’s game con¬cerns conference play, as the Lake Forest contestmarks the opening of the conference schedule. Smithsaid that each team in the conference plays only fourgames this season, and after Monmouth (a perennialalso-ran in the Midwest Conference) knocked offRipon, 28-12, “anything can happen.” Ripon placedfirst among the coaches as the favorite to win theMidwest Conference this season.“We have a fresh start,” said Smith, and he addedthat the team’s confidence has increased, as thisgame is what the focus was when pre-season startedin August.And finally, Saturday is Homecoming Day, and“it’s really nice to come home,” said Smith. TheMaroons, after beating Grinnell at Stagg Field,played three consecutive road games. “There are alot of families coming out for this, and a lot of friends, and we can expect the best performance ofthe year,” he said.So if the offense’s time to jell has come, Smith’swords may apply to tomorrow’s clash: “We can ex¬plode at any time now.”Injury Report: The only major injuries have leftfreshmen defensive linemen Jim Moseley and GregShinall questionable for Saturday’s game. Both havestarted all year...Off. Receiver of the Week: EricSmith, Off. Back of the Week: Tony Lee, Off. Line¬man of the Week: Jim Kapotas, Def. Lineman of theWeek: Steve Kapotas, Linebacker of the Week: TedRepass, and Def. Back of the Week: DennisWerner.* * *Field hockey’s record of 3-5-1 does not take into ac¬tion the caliber of schools that the team has playedso far, as five of the nine opponents come from divi¬sions higher than the Maroons’, two of them from Di¬vision I.“We’re improving on a game-by-game basis,”said head coach Linda Whitehead, who referred tomissed opportunities as the downfall of her team sofar.“We’ve lost the close ones,” she said. “A couple ofthe matches were well-balanced and we just cameup on the short end. We’re not capitalizing on ourchances.”The field hockey team’s 20-game schedule con¬tains only three contests against Midwest Confer¬ence opponents, as the Maroons do not belong to theMACW.* * *The IM Council, in yesterday’s meeting, voteddown an attempt by Vincent House and another Bur-ton-Judson House to combine with the new under¬graduate house in BJ, Linn House, so that a commonteam for football, ultimate frisbee, basketball, andsoccer could compete. Each house, apparently, has ahandful of people interested in each sport, but notenough to warrant a team.One has to agree with the IM Council’s decision be¬cause there has to be some guideline to determinewho can play where, and if a house cannot field ateam in one or two sports, there is no justification forhaving houses team up just for those few sports. TheShoreland has several houses of comparable size tothose in BJ, as does Pierce, and W’oodward...Re¬member: if you expect to play in any IM event thisyear, you must have your ID card with you. And allIM Council members are reminded that meetingsfrom now on will take place in Bartlett Gym’s trophyroom. Football officials and rqanagers meet tonight The ThirdStringat 7:30 p.m., and volleyball officials and managersmeet Tuesday at the same time.* * *The U of C soccer team carries a 2-0 conferencerecord into its Homecoming match against Confer¬ence opponent Ripon.Forward Jason Pressman described the game as“a crucial conference match. We can’t lose any con¬ference games.” Because of the competition in theconference, one conference loss could decide the out¬come of the season championship.Ripon is a fairly big, physical team that plays akick-and-run type of game. They rely on throughballs and breakaways. Maroon Head Coach BarryDeSilva noted, however, that Ripon has improvedsteadily and is not relying on this strategy as muchas in previous years.Coach DeSilva also commented that his team isnot at 100 percent. Two starters. Pressman and BoFlores, are playing with injuries. Pressman, theteam’s leading goal scorer, has an injured groin,while Flores, the key to the diamond defense, hs abroken wrist. Several other starters, including cap¬tain John Paul McCarthy and freshman Alvin Marr,are sidelined with their injuries.Ripon beat the Maroons 1-0 last year, but coachDeSilva promised that “we’ll give Ripon a prettyrough game.” Game time is 10 a.m. tomorrow morn¬ing at Stagg Field.* * *The answers to last week's trivia questions: JayBerwanger wore p99 for the Maroons. He was thefirst winner of the Heisman trophy, and the trophy ismodeled after Berwanger. The original trophy is inBartlett Gym...Jerry Koosman. Dick Tidrow. andGreg Luzinski all have World Series rings...DaveDuncan played catcher for the A’s and Indians, andthe question about what do Bill North, Tom Pa-ciorek, Ken Harrelson. Bill Bucknar. and Rick Mon¬day have in common that Ernie Banks, Jim Rice,Gaylord Perry, Dick Allen, and Phil Niekro do not.The first five have appeared in the World Series, thelatter five have never appeared in World Series ac¬tion. This week’s trivia question: In 1975 in thefamous sixth game of the World Series, catcher Carl¬ton Fisk (then of the Red Sox > hit a home run to leadoff the 12th inning off of Pat Darcy. The question is:who was the winning pitcher for Boston that night? Ifyou get that one, how about this one. Another playeron the 1975 Red Sox team gave up Hank Aaron’s lasthome run. What is his name?Frank LubyAnthony CashmanSports CalendarFootball — October 8, vs. Lake Forest College, at Stagg Field, at 1:30 p.m. HO¬MECOMINGSoccer — October 8, vs. Ripon College, at Stagg Field, at 10:00 a.m. HOME¬COMINGMen’s Cross Country — Saturday, October 8, at Beloit College Invitational,and Sunday, October 9, UCTC Open 5 Mile Run, in Washington Park, at 11a.m.Women’s Tennis — Saturday, October 8, at University of Wisconsin-Whi-tewaterWomen’s Cross Country — Saturday, October 8, at Beloit College Invitation¬al______The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983—13>'4 tr -\V // .\nPHOTO BY ARA JELALIAN Field hockey loses to Valparaiso, 4-2By Frank LubyValparaiso University put togetherthree second-half goals to pull awayfrom the University of Chicago, enroute to a 4-2 victory over the Maroonsfield hockey team, Wednesday after¬noon, at Stagg Field.Diana Kaspic started the scoring forChicago with an early first half goal onan assist from Caroline Christian, butValparaiso came back with an equaliz¬ er, and at halftime the score remainedtied at one.Valparaiso tallied three times in thesecond half for a 4-1 advantage, beforesenior captain Helen Straus converteda penalty stroke late in the game.“In the second half they just wore usdown,” said coach Linda Whitehead.“We didn’t have the physical staminathat we needed to win the game.”Chicago did have ample opportunity to score, as they outshot the visitors bya 33-19 margin and had twice as manypenalty corners. But as Whiteheadsimply said, “We didn’t capitalize onour opportunities.”“We had some confusion on defenseon their penalty corners,” she added.“They just chipped away at us, and wecouldn’t keep them out.”Maureen Breen posted eight savesfor Chicago.continued on page 15Women 2nd in U of C tennis invitationalIM Council noticeThe IM Council meeting Thursdafternoon contained a couple of impor¬tant notices. First, the meeting for alltouch football coaches and officials willbe held tonight at 7:30 p.m. at thetrophy room in Bartlett Gym. Themeeting for volleyball managers andofficials will be held Tuesday, also inthe trophy room at 7:30 p.m. In the fu¬ture all meetings for IM managers andthe IM Council will be held in the Bart¬lett Gym trophy room.Also, during the course of the IM sea¬son, all participants in the sportsevents will be required to have theirstudent ID cards with them if they planto compete. This covers all of the indi¬vidual and team sports, indoors andoutdoors. Facilities passes are re¬quired for use of Bartlett Gym and theHenry Crown Field House* and thesepasses are free of charge to studentsand may be picked up at the FieldHouse. By Jane LookThe University of Chicago women’stennis team hosted the first annualMaroon Invitational October 1. FellowDivision III rivals Cornell, LakeForest, and Coe participated in thetourney that featured a round robinformat. Chicago scored seven points enroute to a second place finish. Cornellcaptured the meet, scoring 15 points,while Lake Forest and Coe finishedthird and fourth with five and threepoints, respectively.Chicago’s second place finish was atribute to the depth of the women’ssquad. Despite the absence of numberone player Jane Look, and numberthree player Caren Gauvreau (bothwere attending weddings), each playerrose to the occasion of playing in ahigher position in the lineup. BethFama moved to the number one spot,Carrie Veach played number two, andStephanie Falk played the third spotwhile Krista Choi filled in at number four. Playing numbers five and six, re¬spectively, were Kate Sparks andKlarita Wildhaber.Coach Christel Nicholls commentedon the situation by saying “I will haveno more weddings. All future mar¬riages in the players’ families must becleared with the coach.”Upon reflection, though, Nicholls feltthat the players did a tremendous job.Nicholls said, “All of the teams in thetourney are also conference rivals andwe fared very well. Carrie Veach did asuperb job at the number two and KateSparks played very well at six. I ampositive that if we would have fielded afull squad, we would have captured themeet.”Despite the success at the tourney,the team suffered a big loss whennumber five player Stephanie Falk in¬jured her knee during the first match.Falk’s status for the remainder of theseason is questionable. Her consis¬tency and skill at the fifth spot will besorely missed. Thus, after a full day of tennis overthe weekend, the team prepared to hostDivision I rival Univesity of Illinois atChicago in a match played Monday. Uof C won in convincing fashion, captur¬ing the match, 6-3. Winning their sin¬gles matches were Look at numberone, (6-4, 6-2), Fama at number two(6-4, 7-5), number three Gauvreau (6-1,6-1), and Veach at the fourth spot (4-6,6-2,6-1). Veach and Gauvreau also cap¬tured their number two doubles match,6-1, 6-3, and Look and Fama were ontheir way to victory at the number onespot (6-4, 4-3), when the match washalted because of darkness.The squad will travel to Whitewater,Wisconsin Saturday to face the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin at Whitewater andBeloit College in a triangular match.The team hopes to add to its perfect 4-0dual meet record as the players beginto set their sights on the ConferenceChampionships in Iowa next weekend./ NDR. M. R. 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We should have led 2-0 andthen 3-1.” DeSilva remarked that histeam missed too many scoring oppor¬tunities in the first 10-15 minutes.Most players agreed that they alsolost to a superior team, in terms of bothphysical size and skills. CircleCampus, a Division I school, is ranked8th in the Midwest this season.Goalie Joe Mario said that the team“learned” from the game. He felt thathis team was “not used to marking ateam so good. We didn’t mark well.They had good movement and did a lotof one-touch passing.” Mario alsonoted Circle Campus’ skill: “TheyV-ball hangsBy Spencer GoldenOn Tuesday the University of Chica¬go women’s volleyball team traveled toBeloit College, where they met theirfirst conference opponent of the sea¬son. Since Beloit had previously lost amatch, an extremely tough match wasanticipated because one more loss forthe Buccaneers would eliminate themfrom a chance at the conference cham¬pionship. But calling it just a toughmatch would be an enormous understa¬tement to the Maroons, who played anintense match that went the full fivegames and lasted almost two and onehalf hours, before the Maroons finallywon, 3-2.In the first game the Maroonsjumped out in the lead quickly and re- SPORTSPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANsoccerpassed the ball real well and got a lot ofshots from near the penalty spot. Thoseguys knew what they were doing.”After Circle Campus scored theirthird and fourth goals, the team suf¬fered a let-down. At this point, CoachDeSilva decided to substitute playersto preserve his starters for Saturday’sConference matchup against Ripon.The goal scorers for the U of C wereTodd Silber (3) on an assist from MarkScolforo and Jason Pressman, leadingthe Maroons with 4 goals, from DavidAnsani.The soccer team may have sufferedan even greater loss Wednesday.Sweeper Bo Felores broke his wristchallenging for the ball. Flores is a pos¬sible starter for Saturday’s game.Despite the loss, the spirits of theteam are still high. Coach DeSilvasaid, “We could play with them.” Theentire team echoed the same feeling.One player said, “We’re looking for¬ward to Saturday’s game.”toughfused to relinquish it, finally winning iteasily by a score of 15-2. At that point itseemed that the tough match anticipat¬ed might not be so tough after all. Inthe second and third games, Beloit tookrevenge by winning with scores of 15-10and 15-8, to give them the lead goinginto the fourth match of the set. Beloittook an early 8-1 lead in that game, andthe future looked extremely bleak forthe Maroons. Then, playing the waythat would make any coach happy, theMaroons came back and won thematch by the score of 15-10.In the last and deciding game of thematch, the Maroons were again down,this time by a score of 10-5. For the sec¬ond time that evening, the Maroonsnarrowly managed to escape defeat, however, by capturing the game, 15-13,and the match. 3-2.The whole match was characterizedby some really aggressive play by bothoffenses. Coach Rosie Resch thinks“the key to our defense was the finejob of our defensive specialists, LynnBirczak and Nora Whitlock. The de¬fense and setters — Karen Kitchen,Dana Pryde, and Sheila Dugan wereable to give our hitters...material towork with and do a good job.” WendyPietrzak and Colleen Thorne played inthe middle hitter position, while Ce¬leste Travis and Randi Wagner werethe outside hitters.“Serve reception by the defense,”added Resch, “helped the team in thematch. On the longer rallies the ballwas kept in play by our strong defense.It was not easy to put the ball away oneither side. Overall it was an excellentand very important match.”The next match is Tuesday at homeagainst Trinity College. Field hockeycontinued from page 14On Monday the Maroons shut outConcordia College, 5-0, on a combinedeffort from Breen (4 saves) and Dan¬ielle Braucher (12 saves). Straus ledthe offense with two goals, and LindaKinney, a second year student in herfirst year on the squad, notched a goalto complement two assists. Kaspic andfreshman Kathleen Lively scored theother goals.“We really dominated with fast, ag¬gressive play,” said Whitehead, whosesquad’s record now rests at 3-5-1 on theseason. The Maroons do not play in theMACW (Midwest Athletic Conferencefor Women) but are on NCAA indepen¬dent.The next game for the Maroonscomes Thursday, when Chicago trav¬els to play Wheaton College.I enjoy my contactLenses made byDr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometristKimbark Plaza1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372 marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. 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In the near future thisproblem will be corrected with addi¬tions in system hardware and adjust¬ments in software parameter settings.“Although there are problems withsystem right now, once it is stabilizedthe system will make the work of usersmuch easier,” said Froemel.For more information on MVS, theComputation Center provides a seriesof memoranda on computing at theUniversity. Memorandum 343 de¬scribes the transition to MVS andrefers new and past users to othermemos for more complete informa¬tion. Memos can be consulted at any ofthe major clusters of computer termi- PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANRichard TaubBy Hilary TillIn order to be able to provide updat¬ed computer capabilities, the Universi¬ty of Chicago Computation Center hasreplaced the SVS/Amdahl system withthe MVS/IBM 3081D system. The newsystem was fully installed over thesummer.There are three main reasons for thechangeover. The SVS/Amdahl systemwas obsolete and was no longer sup¬ported by IBM. As a result, it was verycontinued from page oneCurrie was first elected to the IllinoisHouse after a 10-way primary fight in1978. Currie gained re-election to hersecond term in 1980 after a primaryfight in which she did nort have the en¬dorsement of the Independent Votersof Illinois-Independent Precinct Orga¬nization. In 1982, Currie put down achallenge from former state Rep. Ray¬mond Ewell before winning election toher third term. No one has yet an¬nounced opposition to Currie’s fourthterm.Currie, an alumna of the Universityof Chicago, is married to David P. Cur¬rie, professor of law at the University.They have two children. In addition toher chairmanships, Currie also servesas vice-chair of the House Committeeon Appropriations (II), and member ofthe House Revenue Committee, the Se¬lect Committee on Economic Recov¬ery. the Advisory Committee on BlockGrants, the Illinois State Council onNutrition, and the Legislative AdvisoryCommittee on Public Aid.THAI 55'RESTAURANTWE SERVETHE BEST THAI FOODIN TOWNOpen 12 noon-10 p.m.7 DAYS A WEEK1607 E. 55th St.363-7119 difficult to obtain assistance when any¬thing went wrong with the system.Also, many students and professorswho come to the University of Chicagofrom other universities have usedMVS. In the past, these MVS userswould have had to learn the outmodedSVS system, which is really a “back¬ward learning step,” according toComputation Center Senior Pro¬grammer Analyst Ernest Froemel.Another reason is that the SVS/Am¬dahl system could not support modernhardware. This caused many limita¬tions in the kind of service the Compu¬tation Center could provide.The new system provides all the ca¬pabilities of the old one and more.Among its capabilities, the MVS pro¬vides the statistical programs, pro¬gramming in many languages, andtext editing and formating. The twotext formating features are Script andTreatise.The Treatise program formats dis¬sertations in the form the dissertationoffice requires. There is also an MVSprogram to provide communication be¬tween the DEC-20 computers and theIBM 3081D computer. It is comparableto the previous IBM program used as alink between the DEC and the Am¬dahl.As far as the system’s improved ca¬pabilities are concerned, the MVS canrun larger programs than the SVS/Am¬dahl system could. The system also en-Position descriptionIn the Maroon’s Orientation Issue ofSeptember 23, the position of AssociateDean of the College Richard Taub wasinaccurately described.As associate dean, Taub is respons¬ible for the summer quarter; specialCollege programs such as the Loeb Re¬search Fellowships; statistics and re¬lated information to be used as a basisfor planning; College lecturers; and as¬sisting Dean of the College Donald Le¬vine in any helpful capacity.The Maroon regrets the error.£ £££££££££££££ ££•it££££££££££•57 W. 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ALLTOPPED WITH WHIPPED CREAM, CHERRY& A COOKIE.• 10 VARIETIES OF MILK SHAKES.• GREA T ASSORTMENT OF SUNDAES.• WE CARRY HAAGEN-DAES, SCHOEPS,ITALIAN ICE & OUR OWN SPECIAL BLEND.• JUMBO CONES START AS LOW AS 49 *• WE HAVE A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF PIES,FINE FRENCH PASTRIES, FRESH DANISH &HOMEMADE COOKIES.• TRY OUR DRIED FRUITS & TRAIL MIXESMORRY’S IS MAKING ITS OWN HOT FRESH DONUTSBUY ’EM BY THE SACK!• ALL OUR TOILETRIES, SUNDRY, AND PAPER GOODS SOLD ATWHOLESALE PRICES!• MORRY’S “C” SHOP... A GREAT PLACE TO STUDY... A GREAT PLACE TORELAX AFTER THE LIBRARY OR CLASSES-nj BUY ANY SHAKE OR SUNDAE AND GET J[2nd ONE AT Vfe PRICE Good only Oct. 3 - Oct. 10tljMORRY’S ICE CREAM EMPORIUMlocated in the “C” ShopVisit our other MORRY’S locations: MORRY’SMORRY’S MORRY’S on el lugarin the Bookstore 55th & Cornell 1603 E. 55th5750 S. Ellis Great Tasting Mexican FoodThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7.1983—17mTAKE A LOOK AT THIS KIT¬CHEN! Designed for seriouscooking, it features a centerwork bank that opens onto afamily recreation center. This 6room condo has off-street park¬ing and can be yours for $62,000.SIT BY THE FIRE INWINTER and enjoy the nearbybeach in summer. You can evenhave your own garden if you■ wish. A den is another plus forthis lovely 2 bedroom co-op.$30,000,OWNER SAYS SELL IT! 6room condo, completely redone- new walls, new windows, newbaths, new kitchen, new elec¬tric, new...It’s at 56th andHarper. In the $60’s. CHECK ITOUT!PICTURE BOOK VICTORIAN.Move-in condition, 6 bedrooms,- all on the 2nd floor. Air-conditioned modern kitchen. 1gas fireplace and 2 woodburn¬ing fireplaces for cozy fall even¬ings. Fenced in yard with 6 car(potential income producing)garage.ROOF SUN-PATIO, PARTYROOM- 2 bedroom, 2 bath, withhi-rise amenities. Bright andsunny. Live in janitor. On thei bus route to the Loop. Make anoffer!WOODBURNINGFIREPLACE- 2 bedroom co-op.; Quiet building with a stablepopulation (many from U of C).parking and garden plotsavailable. All for the eminentlyaffordable price of $22,000!UNIVERSITY PARK- 1bedroom condo on a high floorwith a view of gardens and theMuseum of Science and In¬dustry. Move-in condition. In¬door parking space included.Live in luxury building withmany amenities (pool, healthclub) for only $43,000.TOO GOOD TO BELIEVE! 3 or4 bedroom fixer-uppers for im¬aginative do-it-yourselfers inprime U of C campus location.Upper $50’s. Or move intorehabbed condo. Mid $60’s.WHY RENT WHEN YOU CANBUY this charming gardenlevel co-op near U of C campus.Perfect for couple, bachelor orbachelorette. Price slased tolow $20’s. Act now! This won’tlast.LOVELY, SUNNY, ON-CAMPUS co-op apartment.Make this lovely sunny 3rd floor1 bedroom unit your ownspecial retreat. View of mid¬way from your dining room.Entertain in spacious, brightliving room. Hardwood floors.Friendly building. Come take alook. Upper teens! Lease withoption possible.PRICE REDUCED - GOLDENTRIANGLE. Ray School - 2bedroom special. This lovelycondo with modern bath(including apartment sizewasher and dryer) is great forthe small family. Lovelybackyard and quiet street makethis city condo close to campus,a purchasers delight. $60’s.IT’S A STEAL. This 1 bedroomco-op can be yours for under$25,000. This quiet, close tocampus building is just perfectfor the single professional orstudent. Low assessments,close to park, transportationand U of C make this ideal. Mid$20’s.THE RIGHT LOCATION ANDTHE RIGHT PRICE! Lots ofstripped wood in this 1 bedroomcharmer. Sunroom and built-inbreakfront with concealed bedmake this really special.HILO REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1200 CLASSIFIEDSCLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $l for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not accepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN: Classified Ads Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no exceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publication. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACECOOP FOR SALEImmed. Occupancy on a 2 bedroom, l bathwith den coop in South Shore. Building & apt.well maintained with easy access to bus &train. S20,500 includes refrigerator, stove,dishwasher and a natural fireplace Financingavail. Call Mr. Wardian 493 2525or 895-5318Beverly Shores Ind 45 Minutes from U of C bycar or train. Two 3 bedroom homes near lakeS65,500 and S75.000. Call Renard 219-962 4298.Ingleside Commons Condominiums, 5211-13 S.Ingleside One bedroom units from $35000 NewKitchens new baths parking includeddeveloper pays asmts for one year pay only$395 1st Year you need only $1350 to buy andmove in FHA-VA Financing Avail 12'. Fixedrate financingHyde Park Blvd nr Kimbark 7 rm 4 br nrShops, Trans/Cpt, heat, hot water. Quiet. 5540.752 5146CONDO FOR SALE56th & Kimbark: 2Bdrm, Eat in Kitchen, pan¬try, Full Dr, can be used as 3rd Br., Oak Firs,Sunny, Courtyard, $57,000. Call 876 3512 Days.CLASSIC SOUTH SHORE DRIVE BLDG(just 11 units)First available apt. in two years. Onebedroom-carpeted & freshly painted. Includesheat Excellent security. Building is very wellkept Presently bldg is all adults. Some University people. No dogs or cats. University bus 1blk «1 bus in front 1C Blks. One year lease S295mo Call 221 6606.Unfurnished studio for rent in Univ. Pk. Imm.oc. $365 Days 388-1477; Ev. 684 1339.Furnished one bedroom apt. for rent; Top ft.Univ. Pk. $550. Days 388-1477, E v. 684 7477.E HYDE PARK luxury studio, spectacularview, garage, Indry; public transp at door $375incl heat/ac. 11/1. Call 241 60166 rm 3 bd unfurn All utilities pd $450 15 minfrom Hyde Park by 1C or CTA. Quiet studentsor family. Sec dep Lease thru spring. 375-7294.Fern rmmate to share Ig apt wi bale 53rd &Harp. 5205 incl heat. 752-1512 eves.Share 3 bedrm Townhouse. Near KimbarkPlaza Rent $300/mo plus utilities. Chuck, 3276400.Wanted: nonsmoking female to share apt with3 others of same persuasion 57th & MarylandSl40/mo. Student preferred. Call 324 3987.Fur Rm And Fur 1-2 br Apt Gar Ut No-Smo 3633458.Pleasant 1 BR Sublet available NOW thruJUNE. Near Campus, safe Bldg, A/C laundry.962-6994 days. 955-3785 eves wknds. Pleasekeep trying.Share 4 bdrm 2 ba near campus Avail NOWMust be nonsmoking Fern UC emp 2-7459 days.SPACE WANTEDSeek housing for visiting student Dec. 28 toMichael Marwick D.D.S. andMonica Kargl - Marwick D.D.S.Announce theopening of theirDental Practiceat1525 E. 53rd St.Room 604Hyde ParkBank Building752-788810% Student DiscountInsurance Accepted med Feb Pref to room with fellow femalemedical student. 962-7953 or 5 3835, 363 6509eve. Ask for John or Susan.FOR SALEAMC HORNET Station Wagon 1976 42,000miles, radial tires, new battery, AM/FM radio.Good Condition $1200 Call 241-6766.Alley Sale Sat Oct 8 behind 5445 S. Cornell 10-5.Many furniture bargains. Great prices. For in¬formation call 493 1 717, 955-1436.1975 Chrysler Newport 4dr ps pb am/fm $650runs well needs body work Barb/Joe 288 3943Onkyo t4090 stereo am-fm tuner. Excellentcondition $175 dining table $15. Wood card table$15. Top of line king-sized waterbed mattressand solid state heater $60 each or both for $90.Sink and medicine cabinet & Lite $25 ea. orboth for $40. Japenese pinball machine(Pachinko) with balls $25. Pr of crutches 55bamboo window shade 8 ft wide $10. 241-5164evenings only.71 BUICK century body raggedy. Engine fine.S600 or best offer. 643-3526 eves.IBM CORRECTING SELECTRIC. Dual pitch.4 elements, incl. italic 50 doz. lift-off tapes Exl.cond. Must sell $690. 947 8607TYPE WRITE R-Smith Corona Coronamatc2500 Excellent condition, 1> 2 yrs old, includescarrying case, cartridges for typing and cor¬recting $225 or best offer. 324-1660India Sitar for sale. Beautiful fine instrumentin excellent condition. 947-8532 late evenings.PEOPLE WANTEDBoys needed for study on reading. If you areleft-handed and in 4th, 5th, or 6th grade, or ifyou are right handed in 7th grade, please call962-8846, 9 5, M F.Responsible babysitter for 3 year old, in ourhome close to campus. 684-5717.STUDENT MANUSCRIPT TYPIST. At least 55WPM. Able to type also in Spanish. Bilingualpreferred. Will be trained to type cameraready copy on IBM Composers. Part time 12 15hours/week. Pay on University scale. ContactGeorge Rumsey, Community & Family StudyCenter 753-2974.People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.DEPENDABLE DRUMMER NEEDED for Uof C Blues Band one evening per week. IntoNick 493-4651 David 947-9309 Stuart 241 6981.Faculty wife would like a call from anyone in¬terested in babysitting daytimes. 955 6567.Typist for Business letters and Resumeswanted 2-5 hours per week. Call Wesley at 329-6865 or 233-1512, or leave message.Seek editor/transcriber with own word¬processing equipment (or available on Satur¬days and experienced on Digital WS211 for one¬time project to transcribe tapes and edit, inseveral drafts, 10 hours of discussion on com¬mercial banking, urban affairs and corporatestrategic planning. Experience in these topicareas useful. Send letter only describing priorexperience to : INDC, P.O. Box 49607, 60649.Cooks Needed-full and part time, must be fast,neat & friendly. Apply in person weekdays, 2-4,Frog & Peach, Ida Noyes Hall.Servers, Helpers, Haulers needed for Frog &Peach campus catering events. Apply in per¬son at Frog & Peach, Ida Noyes, 2-4 weekdays.OVERSEAS JOBS - Summer/year round.Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Asia, All fields.$500-Sl 200 monthly. Sightseeing. Free info.Write IJC Box 52-IL-5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625.VEGETARIAN GRADUATE STUDENTEDITORThe Chicago Journal, Chicago sfree newsweekly is looking for an ex¬perienced, dynamic person tobecome editor. You must have asuperb command of the Englishlanguage, good reporting skills, ex¬cellent copy editing and proofreadingcapabilities and demonstratedorganizational talents.The position requires only 15 hoursper week and those 15 hours are flex¬ible. Additional hours will be addedas the paper expands but until thenthe position is part-time.Applicants must have recentlypublished clips and preferably somepast editing experience.Interested persons should contactMr. Forrester in writing with coverletter and resume at the ChicagoJournal, 731 S. Dearborn St.,Chicago, Illinois 60605. No phonecalls please. wanted to share Ig 3bdr luxury apt Sunroom,gourmet kitchen, on campus bus route $217.493-9264 or 493 2970.Uncle Sam Wants You! Well not really. But ourcommunity needs volunteers, expecially intutoring. Share time and knowledge with a kid,volunteer. Call 955-4108JOB ASMANAGERThe Student Gov't Ex Libris Governing Boardis seeking a responsible & experienced personto manage Ex Libris Canteen (A Level Reg).Job demands about 20 30 hrs. a week. Applications also accepted for attendants and ass'tmanager. For more information, please contact Irene Conley 962-9554.TECHNICIAN WANTEDThe Student Activities Office is seeking an experienced sound and light technician to maintain an inventory of rental A.V. equip. 5 10 hrsper wk plus special events. Must be UC student. 962 9554.EMPLOYMENT WANTEDWant to babysit. Speak Fr, Eng, Sp 752-5577SERVICESJUDITH TYPES - and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, editor-typist, 363 0522.MOVING & HAULING. Discount Prices.Free—Packing Service. Free—Estimates.Free—Packing boxes & crates delivered. N/C.Free—Padding & dollies. References. Call Bill493 9122.TYPING by Experienced Secretary. Thesis,Manuscripts, Tables, etc. Grammar Cor¬rected. 667 8657.Attn. International Students. We specialize inpersona! effects and all household moves. Save10 30% on airfreight worldwide. Details callBDG INT'L. 312-593-7340.ROBERT'S PAINTING AND DECORATINGInterior and Exterior - Meticulous - Insured -Quality Guaranteed - Free Estimates - HydePark resident. 684 5717.Typing. Term papers, these, etc. IBM Correc¬ting Selectric. All Projects welcome. 791-1674.WANT HUBERT? Yes! CALL JUDITH Phone955-4417.The Center for Clinical and EducationalPsychology offers Psychotherapy for a widerange of problems from self-esteem and learning to psychosomatic disorders. Call and speakwith us. Dobbi Kerman 667-4176, 664 6650.TEMPAS TYPING SERVICE Electronictypewirter to handle all projects. Reasonablerates. 324-1660 Anytime.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.PROFESSIONAL TYPING Reasonable 6846882.PASSPORT photos while you wait. On Cam¬pus. Other photo services available. 962 6263.Prof, typist-editor. Good Prices. 667 7895.French tutoring, proofreading by experiencednative teacher. MA French Philology 752 5577.ENROLL NOW. Thai and Chinese cookingclasses. Bring appetite & enthusiasm. Ex¬perienced ter.Wendy Gerick 538-1324CUSTOM CATERING. Let me create theunusual for you. Far Eastern & Europeanspecialties.Wendy Gerick - 538-1324General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon(752-1983)Childcare-Teacher with hi quality home set¬ting for 1 Vi-2 yr olds has 1 space avail 493-8195.IMAR00N-——|—982-95551Dr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372Intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalsen/ice with quality material.Beware of bait advertising.Eye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact Lenses18—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983SCENESOngoing Women's Therapy Group Ages 33-45.Saturday. Screening Interview Required N/C.Sliding Scale. Mary Hallowitz CSW ACSU 947-0154.October 7 Asian Christian Fellowship Welcoming Party 6:30 pm Dinner. AugustanaLutheran Church. 5500 S. Woodlawn. EveryoneWelcome.WRITE RS' WORKSHOP 752 8377Delta Sigma Induction Week Begins Friday,Oct 7 For Information Call Laurel Erwin at947-0036 All Welcome.INCEST SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP:For women who have experienced incest whilegrowing up and would like sharing and supportof a small group of women with similar ex¬periences. CHICAGO COUNSELING ANDPSYCHOTHERAPY CENTER Call BarbaraRoy 684 1800.LOST AND FOUNDLost-silver bracelet with ivory bar. Call Nina667-1381 $5 reward sentimental value.WANTEDResponsible student seeks occasional use ofreliable automobile in exchange for negotiatedfee. 753-0339.PETSPlayful Kitten needs a home, black w. whitemarking, female, 12 wks. old, free bag of litterand 6 cans of food Call 363-5177 eves.PERSONALSA road race with a baseball name to celebratea football game? The Home Run, only at U ofC.It won't get you into B-School, but it's more funthan Econ 200. The HOME Run! Oct. 8 4:15.Run the HOME RUN! A 2.5 mile road race.Starts at 4:15 Sat. Oct. 8 at Stagg Field.PUB BASEBALLIn addition to evening games tonight &possibly Sat night, there'll be special openingstoday 2pm (NL) & IF NECESSARY Sat noon(AL), Sun 3pm (NL) & 7pm (AL). World Seriesbegins Tues. Oct 11, 7:30pm members, 21 + .JAMNASTICSEXERCISE CLASSES EVERYTUES&THURS 5:15pm Sat. 10:30am starts10/4 call 962-9554 or come to Rm 210 to register.An Eclectic Ed Program.VEGETARIAN COOKINGCLASSESON TUES 5:30pm $35 starts 10/11 TOREGISTER COME TO RM 210 IDA NOYES orcall 962-9554. An Eclectic Ed Program.JAZZ DANCECLASSES EVERY WED&FRI 5:30pm 8,6:30pm $35 STARTS 10/13 TO REGISTERCOME TO RM 210 IDA NOYES or call 962-9554.An Eclectic Ed Program.HARMONICA CLASSESLEARN TO PLAY "BLUES HARP" $20 forschedules & to register come to Rm 210 IdaNoyes or call 962-9554. An Eclectic Ed Pro¬gram.BELLY DANCINGCLASSES on Tues 5:15pm starts 10/11 $15 call962-9554 or come to Rm 210 Ida Noyes toregister. An Eclectic Ed Program.DOLLMAKING CLASSLEARN TO CRAFT DOLLS Wed. 7pm classesstart 10/12 $30 call 962-9554 or register in Rm210 IDA NOYES. An Eclectic Ed Program.AEROBIC DANCECLASSES EVERY MON&WED 5:15pm only$25-35 starts 10/3 call 962-9554 or come to Rm210 Ida Noyes. AN ECLECTIC ED PROGRAM.AFRICAN DANCECLASS EVERY MON&WED 6:30pm $25 starts10/10 call 962-9554 or come to Rm 210 Ida Noyesto register. An Eclectic Ed Program.BALLROOM DANCEClasses on Mon 6pm 7:30pm & 9pm starts 10/10$25 call 962 9554 or come to Rm 210 Ida Noyes toregister. An Eclectic Ed Program.JAZZ GUITAR6 week session starts soon. $35 FOR CLASSSCHEDULE come to Rm 210 Ida Noyes or call962 9554. An Eclectic Ed Program.IRISH MUSICLEARN TO PLAY IRISH WHISTLE. Classeson Thurs 7pm $20 TO REGISTER COME TORM 210 IDA NOYES or call 962 9554. An Eclec¬tic Ed Program.IYENGAR YOGAClasses on Wed. 6:30pm $40 starts 10/13 toreqister come to rm 210 Ida Noves or call 962-9554. An Eclectic Ed Program. 1 CLASSIFIEDSBEGINNING AEROBICSIntroductory level classes 6:30pm Tuesdays &Thursdays $15-6 sessions $25-12 sessions. Forinfo call 962-9554. An Eclectic Ed Program.U. OF C. STUDENTWhy rent when you can own 2br-2ba for $500mo? Top Sec. High Rise 3 blks. from campus.Panaview of city w pool health club indoor pkg.Barbara 642-5240 951 0066SG FOODCOOPERATIVEHigh quality foods at low prices. Participate inour cooperative effort. Come to our fooddistribution Tuesdays, 7:00-8:30pm in the base¬ment of Quaker House 5615 Woodlawn.WEDDINGSHyde Park's newest photography studio is cur¬rently booking October & November weddings.The Better Image Studio 1344 E. 55th St. 6436262 (by appointment only).FREE GUIDEDTOURSOFTHE COMPUTATIONCENTER USITEFACILITYPlease join us on one of our daily tours of theUsite Central Computer User's Site Facility inWieboldt 310. These tours take approximately45 minutes and are held Mondays andTuesdays at noon and Wednesdays andThursdays at 4:30 p.m. The tours begin at theterminal attendant's desk in Usite. You'll learnhow to use the computer documentation equip¬ment available at the facility. These toursbegin September 26 and run according to theabove schedule through October 13. Instruc¬tors can arrange additional tours for theirclasses by contacting Ed Donner at 962-8188 orvia DEC-20 MM to STAFF. EDDONNER.COMPUTATION CENTERFREE CLASSES FORAUTUMN QUARTERThe computation Center is once again offeringa series of free non-credit seminars and lowcost non-credit courses on computing topics forthe University community during autumnquarter. These classes begin on October 5 andcontinue through the end gf November.A free schedule of these seminars and coursesis available from the Center at the followinglocations: Usite Business Office (Wieboldt310), from 10:30 to 2:00, Monday - Friday;Main Business Office (Merriam 164, 1313 E.60th), from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday-Friday.Copies of the schedule may also be obtainedfrom the Social Science Advisor in Pick 123, theProgram Advisor at Usite and the TerminalAttendant at Usite.The seminars include introductions to the MVSoperating system and the ACF2 securitypackage on the IBM 3081 computer, a seminaron the fundamentals of computing, a seminaron microcomputing and microcomputers, aseminar on text processing and formatting(including how to format dissertations using acomputer), a course on the MUSE word pro¬cessing system on the DECSYSTEM-20 computers, courses on the FORTRAN programm¬ing language and the SPSSX statisticalpackage as well as other introductory topics.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM toSTAFF.DONCRABB.DOES YOUR MINDMATTER?It does us us. Right and left-handed peopleneeded for paid participation in studies onright-left brain function. Call 962-88469 5 M-FDANCETERICAis available to make your next party a Success-tor less! $99 includes sound system and lights.Call 241-6483 for referenced or more inf.FALL SEMI-FORMALTOMORROW NITE from 9pm-Midnight in IdaNoyes Tickets at SAO, $5 in advance $6 at thedoor.IF YOU LOVE THISPLANETCanadian Film Board documentary on the effeet of nuclear war. See the film the JusticeDept found threatening enough to list among %the works of political propaganda produced byregistered foreign agents. Robert Cleland, executive Director of NOMUR, discusses theissues of the film. Mon, Oct 10, at Temple Kam-Isiah Israel, 1100 E. Hyde Park BLVD, Admis¬sion free, Info: 667-1409MIND-BODYCONNECTIONA film Hypertension; The Mind Body Connec¬tion on the Menninger Bio-Behavioral Treat¬ment of Essential Hypertension which enablesthe average patient to normalize blood-pressure & become medication free in 20 wks.will be shown Free Fri. Oct. 14 and Tues. Oct.18 at The Center for Cliniral and Fdurati^n*!Psychology, 1525 E. 53rd. Suite 707, Find out more about our program. RSVP Dobbi Ker¬man 667-4176,664 6650. Refreshments served.CATERINGH WM Catering is available for all your campuscatering needs. Call Nadia at 962-9736 or leavemessage at 962-9738. Frog and Peach.LITERARY MAGAZINEPRIMAVERA seeks poems and stories reflecting the experiences of women. Students in¬terested in joining the staff are invited to aspecial meeting on Tuesday, Oct. 11 at 7:30.Call 684-2742 evenings.ALL DAY GROUPTOWARD MORE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS: A contact experience for menand women. All day group at the CHICAGOCOUNSELING CENTER 5711 S. WoodlawnSat. Oct. 22 10am-6pm $40 For information callMargaret 684 1800.INTRAMURALS ANDRECREATIONATTENTION: touch football officials andmanagers meeting will be held Fri, Oct. 7th inthe Jay Berwanger Trophy Room (Bartlett) at7:30 pm.ATTENTION VOLLEYBALL OFFICIALSAND MANAGERS meeting will be held Tues.Oct. 11th in the Jay Berwanger Trophy Room(Bartlett at 7:30 pm.RACQUETBALLThe UC Racquetball Club will hold their firstmeeting on Tue Oct 11 at 6:30 PM at HCFH infront of the racquetball courts. Interested?Please ATTEND meeting, or call Mark at 6843704or 753-8342 (rm. 1032).FOLKDANCINGLearn to tell your left foot from your right do¬ing dances from around the world (MiddipEast, Eastern Europe, Scandinavia, andmore) with UC Folkdancers. Mondays (beginning & intermediate level) and Sundays(general level) in Ida Noyes Hall. Instruction8pm to 9:30, request dancing 9:30 to 11:30.JUST SWINGIN'THE FALL SEMI FORMAL alias HOMECOM"ING DANCE. Tomorrow's the nite TICKETS$5 in advance $6 at the door. AVAILABLE INSAO.FOTA ALERTThe Festival of the Arts committee is seekingtwo people to fill the positions of co¬coordinator. People interested in serving onthe finance committee are also sought. Inquireat the Student Activities Office, 962 9554.TICKETS IN SAOHOMECOMING TICKETS available in SAO,Ida Noyes Room, 210. $5 in advance, $6 at thedoor.POLISH-AME RICANSTUDENT UNIONThe first meeting of PASU will be held on Tues. Oct. 11th at 7:00 p.m. in the main lounge of IdaNoyes. All are invited to attend and join. Ques¬tions? Call Greg at 288 3567.COMING OUT?A GALA coming-out group is now being formedto tackle issues of being gay on campus and athome. Tues 8pm 5446 S. Kimbark. Followed at9 by GALA Coffeehouse. All are welcomeGAY? LESBIAN?GALA holds a coffeehouse every Tues 9pm at5446 S. Kimbark conversation, Old/new friends(and food) in a warm unpressured setting. Allare welcome.THEATRE DISCOUNTSThe 1942s Radio Hour, Martha Graham DanceCo. A Raisin in the Sun, a Christmas Carol, inthe Belly of the Beast: Letters from Prison.Call 962 9554 for info.THE 1940's RADIOHOURSat Oct 15 8pm. Tickets $9.75 tickets on sale un¬til Oct. 14. Call 962-9554 for inforMARTHA GRAHAMDANCE COSat Oct 23 8pm. Tickets $9 25 $17. Tickets onsale until Oct 11. Call 962-9554 for info.PUBMOVIERobin William's OFF THE SALL, Tues Oct 11& Wed Oct 12. This one hour improvisationcomedy will begin after World Series games.Come early! $2 memberships at door 21 +TELEPHONE SALESPurchase your telephone and end monthly ren¬tal charges. SAVE as much as $47.00/year.Record-0 Phone: tone telephone withautomatic hold and ringer on/off switch. Willwork with MCI/Sprint and other services re¬quiring a tone signal-ONLY $19.95. Quintel:pushbutton rotary. Rotary service without thehassle of a rotary dial. Comes with automaticlast number redial, mute, and ringer on/offswitch ONLY $15.95. University Phone Store643 2283. Call evenings after 6 00 for more in¬formation.A RAISININ THE SUNTue Oct 25 7:30pm tickets $11. Tickets on saleuntil Oct 23, call 962 9554 for into.IN THE BELLY OFTHE BEASTThur Oct 27 8pm tickets $9 tickets on sale untilOct 25 call 962 9554 for info.HATHA YOGAAutumn Quarter yoga workshop Mon Oct. 17,5:15-7:00 Pm for a flexible strong body, calmmind, keen intellectual. As TS Elliot says,"The Still Point is where the dance is." Classesinclude physical postures, medit meditation,relaxation, energization. Held at 5527 S. Dor¬chester. Taught by Dobbi Kerman since 1971.Individual attention 9 sessions $65 Topreregister call 667-4176, 664-6650.as/oZZe&ea/ SjZaZe493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMEBRICK HOUSE WITHATTACHED “DRIVE-INGARAGE”One of the newest in HydePark near 54 BlackstoneGrand plan on three levels-four bedrooms-new autumnmarket $149,000.BUILT AS A CO-OP,BEAUTIFULLY MANAGED,BEAUTIFULLY MAINTAINEDNear 59 StonyStunning expanse of 41 feetside by side living room anddining room. Spacious,gracious formal living. TwoBedrooms, two baths, newkitchen. Garage Access.$52,500The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 7, 1983—19home Coming’83FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7v/;///;////////////m//////////////////////ms/jmf;^^^^^Bonfire & Live Band: The Afflicted6:30 p.m.-Bartlett FieldMAB Homecoming ConcertGang of 48:00 p.m.-Mandel HallTickets available at Reynolds Club Box OfficeSATURDAY, OCTOBER 8Soccer Game-U. of C. vs. Ripon10:00 a.m.-Stagg FieldFootball Game-U. of C. vs. Lake ForestAfter the game:2nd Annual Home Bun-2lk miles-Meet at Stagg Field-Picnic-Bartlett Field-4:30 p.m.HOMECOMING DANCE• Just Swingin’•9:00 p.m. Ida Noyes Cloister ClubTickets at the dt>or-$6.00a8aoo6waapMPooapaoa8»onoo8%i»%sMgCT^^i6x^u«aaatiMMaacMB«mMCMCK«Mtit^%Lw^vy«MpMg<g<Bi