Striking Out i—Special SectionCosmologypage 15 The Year in Reviewpage sevenThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 57 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 24, 1983Student theatre program expandedBy Mindy GreensteinThe Master of the HumanitiesCollegiate Division and the Dean ofStudents in the University an¬nounced Friday the advent of “newavenues of opportunity for stu¬dents interested in theatre.”The opportunities being offeredto students for the 1983-1984 termare threefold. The first will be the“resuscitation” of theatre as anoption for a major in the GeneralStudies in the Humanities Pro¬gram headed by Joel Snyder. Stu¬dents who decide to take this optionmay take courses from which todraw both their six-course andfour-course fields.The former will be drawn fromalready existing courses in the his-By Cliff GrammichAt the College Council meetingMay 17, a resolution passed whichabolished the grade of ‘F.’In the future, when an instructorsubmits grades for a course, but nograde for a particular student, theRegistrar will record ‘Q’ for‘query’ on the student’s quarterlygrade report, but not on the stu¬dent’s permanent grade tran¬script.Following fourth week of the fol¬lowing quarter, a list of all stu¬dents with unresolved ‘Qs’ will beforwarded to the office of the Deanof Students where such cases willbe investigated. If no acceptableresolution of Q grades is possible, aW (‘withdraw’) will appear on thestudent’s transcript.While the Dean of Students is in¬vestigating unresolved Q’s, a list ofall facultzy members who have notsubmitted grade reports for theprevious quarter will be forwardedto the College Dean by the Regis¬trar. When faculty members sub¬mit grades too late for students toreceive them, and blanks are leftfor particular students, no gradewill be given to those students;however, two weeks before the endof the quarter, the Office of theDean of Students will receive botha list of students whose grades aremissing and a list of courses forwhich no grades have been filed.The Dean’s office will identifythose students who are still in Qcondition, and advisers will con¬tact those students. Again, when noacceptable resolution of thesecases is possible, a W will be en¬tered on the student’s transcript.If an instructor enters an I with¬out submitting a properly complet¬ed incomplete form, the Registrarwill enter a Q.Under the new resolution, anystudent with an I has up to fourquarters to complete the course.After an investigation of each case,the Dean of Students or the rele¬vant faculty member may eitherextend the incomplete for anotherfour quarters or request that thegrade of W be entered on the stu¬dent’s record. These procedureswill be implemented as of this sum- tory of the theatre while the latterwill be drawn from courses in whatProfessor Frank Kinahan calls the“history, theory, and practice ofdrama.” This latter concentrationwill include courses in direction,actings, design, production, anddramaturgy. Students who wish toenter this program must apply foradmission to the General StudiesProgram.The faculty for this program willbe drawn from already existingfaculty in the University thoughnot from any particular area.Moreover, it is hoped that, as theprogram gets underway, profes¬sors from outside the Universitywill be brought in to participate.Students interested in this optionmer quarter.Donald Levine, Dean of the Col¬lege, commented on the changes,noting that, “A lot of students werebeing given F grades which wereentered into transcripts” whenthese grades could have beenavoided.Levine also complained aboutthe abundance of “bureaucraticTwo Hyde Park taverns havebeen named among the fifteen bestneighborhood taverns in the FirstChicago Neighborhood Tavern are encouraged to contact Snyder.The second opportunity open tostudents next year is the chance totake part in an apprenticeship pro¬gram with the Court Theatre. Ap¬prenticeship positions will beavailable in a variety of theatricalfields including directing and de¬sign.According to Kinahan, professorof English, apprenticeships will beavailable to students as part of a“carefully monitored readingcourse” if they so choose. A direc¬torial apprentice, for example,would be asked to produce a direc¬tor’s notebook at the end of hisstay. Students who have been ac¬cepted to the work/study programmay get work/study funding forgradehassles in reviewing F* grades,”and he believes that the new mea¬sure will create a “smaller amountof frustration for students, ad¬visers, and faculty.” Levine alsobelieves that the abolition of the F*grade will shift the responsibilityof resolving grades “away fromthe registrar, and back to the fac¬ulty and the students.”Contest sponsored by Chicago Tri¬bune columnist Bill Granger. TheWoodlawn Tap and The Falcon Innjoin 13 other Chicago area taverns these apprenticeships instead. Stu¬dents wishing to take part in thisnew program are encouraged tocontact Bill Conner at the CourtTheatre.The third avenue is the revival ofUniversity Theatre (UT), an um¬brella organization under whichdifferent student theatre groupscan work. According to Conley,director of Student Activities, themajor purpose of UT will be to“provide logistical support.” Itwill own the lighting system and beresponsible for maintenance of thetheatres. UT will also be respons¬ible for coordinating student groupschedules, for renovating thetheatres, and for providing mana¬gerial as well as technical exper¬tise to groups.According to Steve Schroer, astudent in the University and man¬agerial advisor for the organiza¬tion, “UT was conceived carefullyin order to bring a range of oppor¬tunities to the student.” Aside fromthe nine or ten productions UThopes to put on in the coming year,it also plans to launch some satel¬lite workshops to be available on asomewhat regular basis. One ofthese will be an improvisationalworkshop to be headed by Schroer,as winners of the “Golden Schoo¬ner” Award.Granger and the other twojudges, Pulitzer Prize winning car¬toonist Jeff MacNelly and aGranger friend known only asTommy the Hat, whom Grangerclaimed knew more about the citythan even City Development ChiefIra Bach, surveyed the entries sub¬mitted by readers in judging thetaverns. Granger conceived of thecontest “to find a few good neigh¬borhood taverns and celebratethem” in his contest.In naming the Woodlawn Tap asone of the 15 best, Granger notedthat Jimmy's “has the bright, rat¬tling, loud-talking edge that a goodChicago saloon should have — andyou’d never know a bunch of intel¬lectuals go into the place.”Jimmy Wilson, the bartender atThe Woodlawm Tap, said he was“very pleased” with the award,noting “anytime you get some¬thing for nothing it’s great.” He ex¬pressed appreciation to those inHyde Park who patronized his tav¬ern, for nominating the bar for theaward. Jimmy will receive thetrophy for the award at a ceremo¬ny in the lobby of the TribuneTower Thursday at 11 a m.The Falcon Inn was one of thenewest bars to be honored. In hon¬oring the Falcon, Granger called ita “nice place,” and said that “likeJimmy’s, it is open to blacks andwhites, construction workers, andPhD candidates.” Granger alsocompared the Falcon to another,now gone, legendary South Sidetavern, the Eagle. Frank Kinahanwhich will culminate in a show induring spring quarter. There arealso proposals for workshops insuch areas as design and makeup.UT also hopes to bring in outsideinvolvement in the productions.Aside from possible faculty in¬volvement, it hopes to bring in pro¬fessional people “from time totime, as funding is available,” ac¬cording to Kinahan. In cases wherefaculty and student interests mayconflict, however, Kinahan said.“In every case, first preferencewill go to students.” Students whoso desire will still have the optionto go through the Student Govern¬ment Finance Committee for fund¬ing their productions.According to Kinahan and Con¬ley, the basis for the revival is two¬fold. First, the program has re¬ceived wide support fromadministration and facultymembers.Second is the apparent interestexpressed by students themselves.The numbers of students whoshowed interest in auditioning forthe student plays as well as thepopularity of the productionsthemselves provided tremendousimpetus for this project, said Con¬ley. Based upon past experience,Kinahan predicts that 1) all ten ofthe Court Theatr^pprenticeshipswill be filled, 2) wfthin two years,the General Studies Program willhave approximately a dozendrama concentrators, and 3) 100 to110 people per year will be “takingadvantage” of theatre opportuni¬ties on campus.The purpose of this project is not.according to its proponents, tocrowd out already established stu¬dent groups such as Blackfriars orConcrete Gothic Theatre, but tosupplement them. According toSchroer, “People will be able to dowhat they want much more effi¬ciently and with a lot more sup¬port.”.Although Kinahan said that far¬ther down the line, there may becases in which student theatre maybe too popular to accommodate allthose who might like to participatein it, he does not see this happeningwithin the next year. After that,such potential problems will bedealt with as they arise, he saidStudents with production propos¬als are encouraged to contact Con¬ley at the Student Activities Of¬fice.Council abolishes FtJimmy’s, Falcon named best by TribuneA §alute towhat we are.Flags and picnics. Playing inthe sun. A time to be togetherwith family and friends.Memorial Day is that...andmuch more. It's a day toremember heroes and dreams of the past when thepace was much slower and people seemed to care.Honesty. Warmth. Dignity. Sincerity. Significantqualities that remain worthwhile. We prize thembecause they are more essential than material things.Abstract ideas and old-fashioned values are the realwealth of our community. They form thefoundation of what we are.The Hyde Park Shopping CenterOn Lake Park between 54th and 55th Streets. Would YOU like to join acollegiateSTUDENTADVISORY COMMITTEE?*Come to an organizationalmeeting on:Wednesday • 25 May 1983Harper 284 • 4:30 p.m.* We publish the course evaluation hook & advisethe divisional masters on academic matters.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODean of Students in the Collegecordially invites you to theTWENTY-SEVENTHANNUALHONORS AWARDSASSEMBLYThursday, May 26,196.Cloister ClubIda Noyes Hall4:00 P.M.2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983Alumni awards givenThe Alumni Association has announcedthe names of the recipients of the 1983 Alum¬ni Association Awards, to be presented June4 in Breasted Hall.Paul A. Samuelson (AB 1935) will receivethe alumni medal, given for distinction inone’s field of specialization and service tosociety. The University Alumni ServiceMedal will go to Emmett Dedmon (AB1939). Public Service Citations will beawarded to Florence Gelbspan Frank (PhB1928), Anthony Pizzo (SB 1943, MD 1945),and Frank G. St. Angel (AM 1948). Recipi¬ents of the Professional AchievementAward are Jo Eleanor Elliott (AM 1953), Jo¬seph J. Katz (PhD 1942), and Tobias C.Owen (AB 1955, SB 1959, SM 1960).Gass on “Culp”William H. Gass will read “Culp,” a sec¬tion from his novel-in-progress The Tunnelat 4 p.m. Thursday, in the Swift lecture hall.The reading is part of the Chicago ReviewSpeaker Series and is partially supported bythe Illinois Arts Council.A professor of philosophy at WashingtonUniversity in St. Louis, Gass has publishedboth fiction and non-fiction, including In theHeart of the Heart of the Country, WillieMasters’ Lonesome Wife, On Being Blue,and The World Within the Word.Klezmorim to playThe Klezmorim, an ensemble of six Cali¬fornian musicians, will appear in concertJune 18 at KAM-Isaiah Israel Congregation,1100 East Hyde Park Blvd.Klezmer is a 400 year-old musical tradi¬tion of eastern Europe that has been dor¬mant for the past 50 years. The Klezmorim,established in 1975 are recreating the soundsof Klezmer ensembles which flourished inthe 1920’s in New York City. The group ismade up of six musicians with musical backgrounds in jazz, folk, rock, and classi¬cal.After two sell-out debut performances inCarnegie Hall, the Klezmorim are returningto Chicago for an exclusive engagement.For information and reservations, call924-1234. General Admission is $10, and $5for students.Grants for studentsin not ■for-profit jobsGrants of up to $400.00 per quarter areavailable for students who wish to pursue aninternship with a not-for-profit organizationnext year, and for whom such an experiencewill represent a cost of foregone incomefrom another job or newly incurred ex¬penses.Such grants are available for studentswho will work for government agencies suchas the BGA and BPI, cultural agencies suchas the Art Institute and the Museum of Con¬temporary Art, and community service or¬ganizations such as the student volunteerbureau.Up to five grants will be available eachquarter. Preference will be given to thosestudents who demonstate how the internshipwill fit into their long-term educational ob¬jectives.Students who wish to apply should submitto the Office of the Dean of the College byJune 6, no more than a two-page statementdescribing the organization where they planto intern, a discussion of how the activity fitsinto their education plans, and an explana¬tion of costs incurred. A support letter fromthe agency is also required.Friends of MozartThe Friends of Mozart Orchestra, an ense¬mble whose 16 members are drawn almostexclusively from the Chicago Symphony Or¬ chestra, will perform in a free concert at theUniversity of Chicago’s Mandel Hal, 57th St.and S. University Ave., Tuesday, at 8 p.m.The concert, which is being sponsored bythe University of Chicago’s annual springarts festival FOTA, will be conducted byMusic Director Mark Prentiss and will fea¬ture three works; the Divertimento in B-Flat Major, KV 137 (125b) and the Serenade“serenata notturna” in D Major, KV 239,both by Mozart, and the E. Major Serenade,Op. 22 of Antonin Dvoralk.The Friends of Mozart Orchestra made itsdebut performance in March 1981 and wascreated on the initiative of the conductorand several young CSO musicians, as ameans of establising a outlet for the perfor¬mance of unusual chamber orcestra reper¬toire, as well as music which is not often ind-luded in the large orcestra experiece ofthese musicians.Information on this and all other FOTAevents may be obtained by calling either962-9730 or 962-9554.FSACCSL resultsResults of the election of studentmembers to FSACCSL for the 1983-84 aca¬demic year were released this week.FSACCSL — the Faculty Student Adviso¬ry Committee on Campus Student Life — iscomprised of students representing each di¬vision of the University.In the College, 320 valid ballots were castfor 20 regular candidates and 10 write-ins.Those elected to represent the College nextyear were Mark Contreras, Tony Vagnucci,and Rose Maria Li.In the business school, 49 ballots were castfor two regular candidates and four write-ins; the winner was Thomas Hayssen.Walter Reinhaus and Vincent Hillery wonuncontested races, and will represent theHumanities Division and the Law School, re¬spectively. News BriefsBoy found deadThe body of an unidentified boy was foundlast Friday next to the railroad tracks near61st Street and Blackstone Ave. The bodywas wrapped in two plastic garbage bags.Death had resulted from a blow to the head,the Cook County medical examiner Officedetermined Sunday.Officers believe that the body had been atthat location for several days. The child wasdescribed as a boy with black hair, browneyes, 3 feet tall and weighing 40 pounds.Physics tutor winsannual Wentzel prizeThe 1983 Gregor Wentzel Prize wasawarded to George Redlinger, a graduatestudent in Physics. The prize of $200 honorsthe most effective first-year graduate stu¬dent tutor selected by a student-facultycommittee.The funds for the award are contributedby the faculty of the department to expressthe importance of excellence in teachingand of the role of tutors in the department.Previous winners of the Gregor WentzelPrize were Bradley Filippone, JosephDell’Aquila, Thomas Bogdan, David Lon¬don, Lee Brekke, and Giles Novak.Take • SCi. stock Vs ^iD/^merica.n 55th and Hyde Park Boulevard643-5500Lunch: Tues.-Sat. 11:30-2:30Dinner: Mon.-Thurs. 5:00-10:30Fri.-Sat. 5:00-12:00Sunday 5:00-9:00Sunday Brunch: 10:30-2:30 Dog-tired froman eveningat Regenstein?Let Orly’s putyou backon your feet-After Studying Special-s2.95 pitchers of beer,appetizers, light sandwiches,& desserts.After 8:00 p.m. Sunday thru ThursdayThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 24, 1983—3PHOTO BY BRUCE POWELLAssistant Carillonneur Wylie Crawford at the playing con¬sole.Campusof gamesfantasy:dragons,spies,samurais By Purnima DubeyA new sport that has attracted theattention of many people across the UnitedStates and England is fantasy gaming.Fantasy games are role-playing gamesthat pit the good guys against the bad guysin science fiction worlds. Many students atthe University, graduate andundergraduate, play fantasy games.When the Fantasy Gamers club meets atthe beginning of the year, old members ofthe club tell people about the differentfantasy games that will be run and invitepeople to join them. Games are run acrosscampus throughout the academic year.The Club meets every Saturday from 12noon to 12 midnight at Ida Noyes Hall.There are also many fantasy gaminggroups across campus who are notassociated with the club.The first game invented and most widelyknown is “Dungeons and Dragons.” D&Dis a role playing game, and it has acharacter generation system which allowsplayers to formulate their own charactersusing three basic guidelines: statistics,class and level. There are six statistics:strength, intelligence, wisdom, dexterity,consitution (stamina), and charisma. Theyare rated on a scale from three to eighteenand are chosen by the arbitrary rolling ofdice.Characters then choose a class, eachclass using mainly one statistic. One of theclasses is called cleric or priest. Clericsuse wisdom, and their major capabilitiesinvolve curing through the use of magicspells. Another class is that of a fighter. Afighter’s main role is to inflict and sufferdamage, which is calculated through an 'abstract system of hit points. The thirdguideline for formulating a character islevel. One of the things determined bylevel is the number of points a character4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983 The}chapelalwaystwiceBy Sondra KruegerA visit to the carillon room ofRockefeller Chapel is not to be undertakenlightly. The winding, narrow steps aresteep and numerous. Various right turnsalong the way lead to the top of the falseroof of the chapel (seen from inside); theledges around the upper part of the belltower, where brass players stand to playfor convocation; and the room whichhouses the clock mechanism and controlsfor the quarter peal. The last stop before afinal climb which ends at the very top ofthe tower is the carillon.The Laura Spelman RockefellerMemorial Carillon was installed in 1932.The $225,000 was donated by John D.Rockefeller, Jr. in memory of his mother.It is the second largest carillon in theworld; the largest is a sister instrumentlocated at Riverside Church in New YorkCity, also donated by Rockefeller anddedicated to his mother. It was installed ayear earlier than the one in the Chapel.The bells for both instruments were castby the firm of Gillett and Johnston ofCroydon, England.Frederick C. Mayer, organist at WestPoint Academy, supervised the planning,design, casting, and installation of thecarillon. The seventy-two bells were shipped to Chicago by way of the GreatLakes, laid out on the lawn of the Chapeland installed with a crane. They arearranged in chromatic progression andspan six octaves. The largest bell is thebourdon, weighing 18Vfe tons.Carillons originated in Europe fivehundred years ago in an area that is nowHolland, Belgium, and Northern France,and most early carillon music was writtenby Belgian composers. The carillonneur isnot limited to this music; however, piecesarranged for piano, organ, and guitar mayalso be played on the carillon. The playingconsole resembles that of an organ, withfoot pedals for the bass line. But instead ofkeys for the melody line, the carillon has“batons” which resemble round woodenhandles. The carillonneur plays with handsloosely clenched, striking the batons withthe side of the finger and hand — andsometimes wearing leather guards asprotection against blisters.The bells in a carillon do not swing;rather, the stationary bells are struck byclappers which are connected to theplaying console by wires and a trackersystem. In the Chapel carillon, five of thelargest bells have been mounted on wheelsso that they can be swung for the randompeal which is heard every Sunday morningbefore services, and special clappers havebeen installed on these five which strikethe outside of the bell and allow them to beplayed by the carillonneur.The carillon is played every Sunday andWednesday during the academic year at12:15 p.m., and on Sunday afternoons at 4p.m. during the summer. Also, there is aperformance at 7:30 on Thursdays. DrRobert Lodine is the UniversityCarillonneur, and Wylie Crawford isAssistant Carillonneur. Only threeindividuals on the North Americancontinent can claim to have careers ascarillonneurs. Most carillonneurs are alsoorganists or choir directors, but some arenot otherwise music professionals at all —Mr. Crawford works in computer software,and has been playing the carillon for aboutfifteen years.A special recital Sunday evening wasattended by a number of people who sat onthe lawn around the Chapel to hear MilfordMyhre, president of the World CarillonFederation, play in honor of the 50thanniversary of the dedication.w i up: wm 1j rjttfi* : igp \ 1 $PHOTO BY BRUCE POWELLA view of the 72 bells from the bottom of the belltower.gains or loses during a battle. There aremany other characters in D&D such asmonks, druids, illusionists, rangers andmagic-users. After the characters areformulated, the players fight batutles in afantastic world created by the dungeonmaster who runs the game.Another popular fantasy game is called“Mercenaries, Spies and Private Eyes.” Itis a contemporary role-playing adventuregame in which the player creates acharacter which has several basicattributes. These are sex, nationality,race, age, level, strength, luck,intelligence, dexterity, constitution,charisma and speed. The gamemasterformulates the adventure. For example, ina mercenary adventure, the gamemastermust prepare a map of the area to beattacked and designate the target. Then,the players must determine the best way to get in and out and to complete theirmission.“Champions” is a super-hero combatgame based on comic books. Here also,characters are formulated according toseveral basic guidelines. The gamemasterprepares a scenario and picks theopposition for the characters. All thecharacters are good, and they fight againstthe evils created by the gamemaster.Combat takes place in short flamboyantrounds. Most of the time is taken up indesigning the characters. Each characterhas a specific goal. The aim of this gameis to fight, not necessarily to kill. Mostcharacters have a strong code againstkilling.Another fantasy game is called“Bushido,” which is the Japanese word forwarrior. It is set in Japan, and hasContinued on page 5Book deals franklywith teenage pregnancyBy Michael ElliottDaniel Frank does not believe in doing achi-square test to determine people’sfeelings. As this first-year BehavioralScience graduate student puts it, “thesocial sciences have a lot to learn frompoetry and literature’’ about meaningfulexpression of their subject matter. As thelatest author residing in the Quadrangles,Frank has also had the chance to practicehis theory in Deep Blue Funk and OtherStories. Published by the University ofChicago Press and The Ounce ofPrevention Fund, Deep Blue Funk is, inthe words of its rookie author, “acollection of portraits of teenagepregnancies.”Frank, a native of Chicago whograduated from Amherst College inMassachusetts, did the work for the bookbefore coming to the University. Afterleaving Amherst, he taught history andliterature in high school for three yearsbefore going to work for Family Focus, asocial service agency located inEvanston’s tiny ghetto community.Initially hired to interview teen-ageparents and discover what they thought ofthe agency, Frank quickly expanded hisefforts into interviews about their wholelives. Kept on for his teaching experienceas a tutor, and with his end result of abook already in mind, he struggled toovercome the barriers in communicationthat an affluent white adult faces whentalking with a poor, black adolescent. “Iplayed, in social science jargon, the role ofthe participant-observer. I didn’t takenotes because I wanted the kids to talk forthemselves — afterwards, I scribbledeverything down I remembered,” he said.During these discussions, Frank foundthat many of the common beliefs aboutteenage pregnancies are myths.Debunking those that believe sex-educationalone can solve the problem, Frankproclaimed “Kids know about birthcontrol. They get pregnant because they’relooking for security, a special family thatthey don’t get at home. Girlfriends try tokeep their boyfriends and boyfriends theirgirlfriends by getting them pregnant, or bygetting pregnant by them. Girls also wantto have something that is theirs and theirsalone. Guys also want to prove theirvirility.”On teenage fathers, Frank said, “It’s nottrue that they don’t care. But they knowpeople expect them not to give a damn,and that makes it harder.”On the whole, Frank saw children havingchildren to fulfill their needs as childrenfor love and respect, then forced to livewith the consequences. But he also saw a great deal of inner strength, which hesought to cultivate. He emphasized that“kids know their problems, and they’re asgood at running away from them as weare. So you must get them to concentrateon their strengths so as to get them to relyon themselves.”When Frank wanted to publish themanuscript, he sought advice on to whomhe should submit it from Morris Philipsonat the University of Chicago Press. Muchto Frank’s surprise, Philipson liked thework so much that he wanted to publish ithimself. Last Saturday afternoon the first100 autographed copies were sold at theStuart Brent Bookstore on MichiganAvenue downtown, an experience thatFrank describes as “wonderful, absolutelymind-boggling.”Frank aimed Deep Blue Funk at severalaudiences. “The first is adults,particularly white adults who look at thesekids and say ‘hey, they’re on welfare, theydon’t care, etc.’,” he said. The secondaudience is people involved in socialsciences, especially those doing clinicalwork. Most importantly, though, the bookis aimed at the adolescents themselves.Noting that the book would be used as atext in certain family-education andsex-education classes next fall, Frankremarked, “Those kids speak verypowerfully and, in their own way, veryeloquently about their lives. Fourty-fourpercent of newborn babies in Chicago areborne by mother under the age of twenty— if teenagers can talk to teenagers abouttheir problems, then perhaps fewer ofthem will try and solve their problemsthrough pregnancy.”What is the future for Daniel Frank?“Right now I’m in the Phd program,trying not to flunk biology,” he said. Buthe hopes to continue to write and improvehis clinical skills while at the University,as well as to try and bridge what he seesas a tremendous gap between the massesof dry data that sociology has accumulateand the theory-rich but fact-poor disciplineof clinical psychology.To this end, Frank likes theinterdisciplinary approach at theBehavioral Science school of theUniversity. As he explains, “When you see,for example, anger and violenceassociated with busing, that’s interesting.It’s more interesting to try and figure outwhat has evoked this anger and violence.I’m trying to understand major politicaland social upheavals in a psycholigicalframework.”Frank’s book should be on sale at theUniversity of Chicago Bookstore by theend of the week.gomesContinued from page 4characters with names like Samurai,Minja and Bushio. These are the Orientalequivalents to the D&D-type characters.The characters are designed to fight morewith skill and dexterity than weaponpower.All fantasy games are created by agamemaster who creates a world usingbasic guidelines given in various rulebooks. There is a wide scope to let one’simagination run free, and most fantasygamers do. Many students at the U of Chave created their own fantasy world.Sheila Rowen, third-year student in theCollege, is in the process of designing agame situated in Europe from thepost-renaissance period up to theIndustrial Revolution. The powers andmagic which will be a part of her gamewill be limited to the beliefs which wereshared by people in Europe at that periodin history. The battles and wars will bebased upon the wars which took place inEurope at that time.First-year student Lawrence Lerner hasdesigned a fantasy world which is primarily based in early Medieval Europe.He has added several new races ofnon-human creatures of his own creation.Lawrence has also eliminated most of thetechnology of the time period andsubstituted a sort of “magical tecunologv”which involves the use of magic through afocus, such as an artifact.Richard Garfinkle, fourth-year studentand the current president of FantasyGamers, has created a D&D world whichhe is currently running. He is alsodesigning a whole new game and a worldfor it. Designing his game is difficultbecause he does not want to include setspells; creating new spells and weaponstakes a lot more work.Many fantasy gamers play two or threenights a week, and some groups play sixout of seven nights a week. Some playersget so engrossed in the game that itconsumes almost 90 percent of their freetime. These gamers say they spend a lot oftime with fantasy gaming because theyfind it fun and challenging.There are also a large number ofmagazines for game players whichadvertise new games, and review manyother fantasy games. These includemagazines such as Dragon, General, WhiteDwarf, Adventure Gaming, Traveller, andDifferent Worlds. c%BepartmntcTKiusk,cr-'w'Thursday, May 26 — Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallNathalie Dreyfus, flute; assisted by Zhen Mei Wang and guitaristCarlos Cisneros.Works by Poulenc, J.S Bach. Paganini, and Ibert.Admission is Free.Friday, May 27 — Young Composers Concert /Contemporary Chamber Players8:00 p.m. Mandel HallGuest conductor, Barbara Schubert.Marc Baranchik's The King’s Aubade; Monroe Couper’s Over the RiverCountry, Four Songs on Chinese texts; Melinda Wagner's Circles,Stone, and Passage, a Song-Cycle for Mezzo-soprano andInstrumental Ensemble, with Carol Loverde, soloist; and RobertCarl s The Distant Shore land II. Admission is without ticket andwithout chargeFriday, May 27 — Lola Odiaga, harpsichord and fortepiano8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallA program of sonatas by Scarlatti and Haydn.Admission is FREE.Saturday, May 28 — University Symphony Orchestra andUniversity Chorus8:00 p.m., Mandel HallA celebration of the Sesquicentennial of the birth of Johannes Brahms(1833-1897).Symphony No 4 in E minor. Op.98, conducted by Barbara Schubert:and Ein Deutsches Requiem, Op 45, conducted by RodneyWynkoop, with Elizabeth Gottlieb, soprano soloist and BruceTammen, baritone soloist.Admission is free, but a donation of $3 per adult and $ 1 per studentis requested.Monday, May 30 — International String Quartet8:00 p.m.. Mandel HallChihiro Kudo and Oguro Kudo, violins: James Van Valkenburg viola:Lutz Rath, cello; with Menaham Pressler, pianoMozart's Quintet in C Major, K 151; Bartok's Quartet No. 1 Op.7;and Brahms's Quintet in F minor. Op.34.Cosponsored by Mostly Music. IncTickets are $9 ($7. UC faculty and staff: $5, students); available atthe Mandel Hall Ticket Center. 962-7300rim \I ViVi'S'Reunion '83presentsO In ConcertMandel Hall8 p.m. • Saturday • June 4s8 Students •s10 Faculty/Staff/AlumniTickets at Reynolds ClubTicket Center • 962-7300The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—5HURRY! 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SAIDauthor ofOrientalism & The Question of PalestineWednesday. May 25, 1983“On the Secular Intellectual”All lectures will be at4 p.m. in Swift Lecture Hall.The Public is invited. Admission is free of charge.35 mm PRINT SHOOTERS .PICTURE IT Tin University of ChicagoTHE SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATIONPRESENTSTHE HELEN HARRIS PERLMAN LECTURETHE WRITER ASSOCIAL CRITICAuthor of Hunger of MemoryFRIDAY, JUNE 3, 19834:30 P.lSSA LOBBY969 East 60 th StreetROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY’SIJC mPREPARATIG > ..USE Extensive4-Q-hf o< 12-hr 'Weekender* cmifsfsi»ve Lectures • 1-mctatss practice exams - Homeworkand take-home exams • Tape Library available •Extens-ive 'reinforcement test materialsPrepare Now lor June 20 ExamNOW OFFERED IN: • Chicago (loop) • Arlington Heights• Evanston * Hyde Park32-hr. “Weekender” courses beginFor additiona1 'nformation a free brochure and an invitation to afree sample Glass covering the law school admission process withdmphasjs on pFeparmg for the LSAT call(312) 341-3660ftopseveit University 6PjL -L-SAT Preparation Course. ttjSP'430 South Michigan Avenue Chicago Hi 60605 . .miiRANTEE: If you don’t score in the top 25%,fake the nexjt course free.In cooperation with Jhc National Center for Educational Testing Inc{,t 00' 0W f 'Medieval madness Aimless Educationl ~~ rr-z.yr.~zzzr (W»Cjto>aouf'«»HERZOG DEVIL AS FILMMAKER Sinaiko new on the dean s list WOMAN AS PATRON THE DRA WINGS OF EVA HESSEThe Chicago Maroon The Chicago MaroonStudents say aid officemisleading on job ‘award'UofC assumes control of Argonne -£lz"i Nicaraguan ambassador callsfor reopening talks with US: • , -~-~e ■ v r. - .I.rr z~. ■ ' ; [~-y.S8...s SifeSi ■§mm Argonne head namedDoctor of Philosophy VP for researchSsv5 i?€5-r; --E-.-^TrV: si-jersrr .- ISSEST:^ mmk mm- -T£= rE~":~ -rrJ-hr..-The Secret is out THANK JAH IT'S VIDEO Shirley WilliamsThe Chicago Maroon I The Chicago *Levine to finance Inquiry; ■ Parents sueHotline funding assured | fori Fare wen My Lovely Hitchcock hits 80The Chicago Maroonftrn III.X Declining interest rates may. lessen student loan reductionsUCHC on trialDid boy die from asthma test? i.-- -• 1 addresses arms issue at t-House. jLmrr r: r r .— zzszrrznz^ r=7—===£-r-i.^<tgo Maroon.tinman dies after fall at Woodward Courtggpi*. . .it keeps comingback to Lisa •iSMM Jm:.'~~iS5rs---- - -mmm•-%: ur^ rrrsrrr 1983Employment Guide Giving good wuightThe Chicago Maroon| U of C ranks fifth nationally forquality ot graduate education- .z.-z~mm We re not empty,just seil-cemerea NO MORE PURPLE SHIRTSThe Chicago MaroonHutch Commons to open at nightbutto cut costs; ‘C Shop shutSK mm— - - . zszrxsuz. mestmam- - — - —8 candidates vie tor alderman =- .zzs.va-.t.- = r-~-' “3--'--.- 2-_r-The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—7University tightens alcohol policyFollowing what he called a “series of ac¬cidents involving the use of alcohol,” Asso¬ciate Dean of Students Edward Turkingtonin January announced that the Universitywould review its policy on alcohol consump¬tion and sale at fraternity and residence sys¬tem parties, and other campus functions.During the review period, from late Jan¬uary to mid-April, student organizationsand residence houses wishing to serve alco¬hol were required to seek permission fromTurkington himself.The University’s new policy, releasedApril 13, made few changes from the old pol¬icy. Though the policy contains no measuresto curb underage drinking, it does forbidmention of alcoholic beverages on postersadvertising parties.The policy further states that all membersof the University community should “befully aware” of the legal drinking age, andrequires that “each member of the commu¬nity be responsible for his or her own con¬ duct and for the consequences of that con¬duct.”This requirement is in possible referenceto the accidental death of a Woodward Courtresident last December at a private party atwhich alcohol was served. The student, LisaGood, fell out of a fourth-floor window ofWoodward, apparently while leaning or sit¬ting in the window. The issue of alcohol atdorm parties received considerable atten¬tion following the accident.Turkington stated that an overall increaseof alcohol-related car accidents, fights and“vandalism which always seems to be insome way connected with alcohol” forcedthe University to reexamine its alcohol poli¬cy. Turkington did not mention the Good in¬cident.Another requirement of the new policy isthat non-alcoholic beverages be available atall functions where alcohol is served, andthat food be served as well.University General Counsel Arthur Suss-man said the provisions against advertising Turmoil and reform in IHCThe Inter-House Council (IHC) narrowlyaverted a motion to disband by only twovotes. The representatives who attended aFebruary 22 meeting voted 22-13 in favor ofthe motion, but the vote fell short of the re¬quired two-thirds of the total IHC. The votecapped two weeks of internal debate by theIHC.Begun in 1965 as a forum for questions andcomments of and crisis intervention for resi¬dents of undergraduate housing, the IHChas been viewed in recent years as ineffec¬tive and nearly non-existent. To most stu¬dents, the IHC is no more than the sponsor ofinfrequent movies on campus.Michael Aronson, IHC vice-president,said that he favored disbanding the organi¬zation for many reasons; claiming that rep¬resentatives are elected in absentia at houseEdward Turkingtonavailability of alcohol was a manifestationof “policy already in place,” and not a newprovision.Little about the new policy is in fact new;it reiterates most of the provisions of the oldpolicy. As noted by Renee Borden, residenthead of Breckinridge House, “what goes onin people’s rooms is hard for resident headsto enforce.” meetings, instead of campaigning for officeas Student Government representatives do,that the IHC had about $2000 that it was notusing and did not plan to use, and that IHC istoo disorganized and apathetic to performsuccessfully.In his argument against the motion to dis¬band, Stuart Shapira, the chair of the advi¬sory subcommittee focused on Monte Carlonight, which the IHC had been planning forsome time and which he felt should not begiven up.Shapira also favored the establishment ofa Roundtable to replace the IHC, a movewhich would occur after Monte Carlo night.However, IHC President Bruce Andersonsaid that the IHC should remain the way itis, saying that while many people said thatthe size of IHC made it unwieldy, he felt thesize made it “the only truly representativegroup on campus.”After the motion to disband failed, a com¬mittee was formed to look into the state ofthe IHC and to suggest changes which maybe implemented. One representative de¬manded a recall of Aronson, citing deroga¬tory remarks made by him and quoted in theMaroon, but the recalled failed.Barely three months after the IHC’s vote,the subcommittee on Housing of PresidentGray’s Student Advisory Committee recom¬mended that a “Roundtable” be organizedto promote inter-dorm and inter-house con¬tact. The Roundtable would have a proposedbudget of nearly $15,000, most of whichwould come from increased room rates instudent housing.The IHC, which served as a prototype forthe Roundtable, would be in contact with theRoundtable only through a vice-presidentwho would chair the Roundtable. The twoorganizations would share responsibilities,as Aronson said, “Before, the IHC wasdoing., ten things very poorly. Now the IHCwill concentrate on issues and do five thingswell and let Roundtable concentrate onmonetary issues and do five things well.”University of Illinois PresentsCHICAGO IN FICTION:A LITERARY FESTIVALReadings May 26 CHARLES NEWMANA Child’s History of AmericaThere Must be More to Love than DeathMARY MORRISVanishing AnimalsCrossroadsMay 27 STANLEY EKLINThe Living EndThe Dick Gibson ShowLEON FORRESTThere Is a Tree More Ancient Than EdenThe Bloodworth OrphansAll readings begin at 8 p.m., Illinois Room, Chicago Circle Center,750 S. Halsted.One night: $3.00 ($1.00 UIC students)Both nights: $5.00 ($3.00 UIC students)SMALL PRESS BOOK FAIR*BOOKS AND MAGAZINES FROM OVER 30 PUBLISHERSSELDOM FOUND IN COMMERCIAL BOOKSTORESMay 26 and 2710 a m.-4 p.m., Concourse, Chicago Circle Center, 750 S. Halsted6 p.m.-8 p.m., Illinois Room Lobby, Chicago Circle CenterPartially funded by a grant from the Illinois Arts Council Q BERTOLT BRECHT8:00pm 26,27,28 tickets '2.50reynolds club Funded general 3.008—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983Quiet year forThe year has been a relatively quiet onefor Student Government (SG) compared tolast year. Last month’s SG elections whichwere held without a hitch typify the ratheruneventful year.Already making the transition into theirpositions for next year are Joe Walsh, presi¬dent, Tim Wong, vice-president, ChristinaGomez, treasurer, Chris Hill, secretary, andRick Szesny, finance chair. The five stu¬dents represent candidates from two tick¬ets, FAVOR and STAR. 1260 ballots werefiled for the executive seats, 278 for gradu¬ate positions, and 775 for undergraduateseats.These students will be continuing the re¬sponsibilities and efforts of this year’s exec¬utive committee which included AlanGranger, president, Joe Walsh, vice-presi¬dent, Jeff Wolf, treasurer, Keungsuk Kim,secretary, and Elizabeth Cassanos, FinanceCommittee chair.SG was responsible for such student activ¬ities as the Low Commotion Dances,Roundtable Discussions, 24-hour Harper Li¬brary, SG Food Coop, Ex Libris Coffeeshopand improvements, Open UniversityCourses, the 7-11 Bus Service in the fall, andthe Housing, Band, and Rides Lists.The major event of the year, however,was the American Association of UniversityStudents (AAUS) Intercollegiate Confer¬ence which SG hosted early last month.Over 200 student leaders from over 40 Amer¬ican and Canadian universities attended theconference. The AAUS, a non-profit, non¬partisan organization, is the student coun¬terpart of the Association of American Un¬iversities.The theme of the conference was “TheUniversity in the Eighties.’’ It was “aimedat problems facing students, including cutsin financial aid, student/faculty relation¬ships, and improvements in campus life,”according to Walsh, who co-coordinated theconference. The participating students at¬tended workshops, committee meetings, Student Governmentpanel discussions and lectures.While most of the year went quietly forSG, some controversy was stirred in au¬tumn quarter when the SG Finance Commit¬tee denied funding for Inquiry and Hotline.Inquiry, the publication of College students’papers selected by a student editorial board,was denied funding because it had previous¬ly been funded by the Office of the Dean ofthe College. That office eventually decidedto fund Inquiry again. Hotline, which con¬sists of a group of students who receive stu¬dent calls for information, complaints, or just to talk, was denied funding by the Fi¬nance Committee on the grounds that it is astudent service, not a student activity.Liz Cassanos, chair of the Finance Com¬mittee, characterized the year “as a quietone.” She said that operations went smooth¬ly because of the cooperation of the differentstudent groups but also because “of a lack ofinterest within Student Government.”She added that she was “impressed by theenergy and dedication of the studentgroups.”Funding secured by WHPKAlthough it has secured a source of fund¬ing for its proposed jump from 10 to 100watts, WHPK, the University’s student-runradio station, still does not have the approv¬al of the Federal Communications Commis¬sion (FCC).The power increase would affect both therange and the quality of WHPK’s transmis¬sions. While the listening radius would notbe significantly increased, it would coverroughly two-thirds of the South Side.Last summer, an agreement was reachedwhereby the Dean of Students in the Univer¬sity and the Visiting Committee on StudentPrograms would raise two dollars for everyone that WHPK raises, with the goal $15,000.This is the amout that the equipment andother alterations to implement the power in¬crease is estimated to cost. Most of the $5000that WHPK must raise under this agree¬ ment is already available, obtained fromstation membership dues of $7 per quarteror $20 per year, and from sponsorships paidfor by local businesses, the Hyde Park Hil¬ton, and the Chicago Journal.If the FCC approves WHPK’s power in¬crease, it will act like an “umbrella” to 10-watt college and high school stations in thearea. Ten-watt stations are designated as“second-status,” and may be pushed off thedial by higher-powered stations.However, the FCC recently gave priorityto a smaller “umbrella” setup in Michigan,which it plans to use as a prototype for theone here. If the Michigan stations are suc¬cessful, then the FCC will make a ruling onWHPK’s petition, which is just one of manysent to the FCC from the Chicago area. TheFCC will make a decision on all area sta¬tions soon. Patricia Connelly, a fourth-year stu¬dent in the College, won a RhodesScholarship for two years of study atOxford. Connelly, 22, is a student inthe Committee on General Studies inthe Humanities.c J r 7> ^ 7 V'4 C AMANDEL HALL8:00 pm FREE. r v i- A7 - A V < >u > ‘ ^ r r 7 r-v "* >' a > L^-.7 < r4V/v < v Ar 7 Ar,rv,,'7/S7N ^ -7; V 4 ^ ^7 v r ^ > V "‘N . V-4 * l > ^ - U V,* v A •» V *^ 7 r v v a A * ^7 ' • . >1 S < ' ' >I-Vr 7 -t 7 < 1- r 7> *• . „ >1 . V vCL.. ^-‘U4'>- >4 i*> W ^ cr)EL HALL ^ a ^ -i . - 7TUESDAY MAY 24 w <L- A < v6 7 j L r% > > r _„ 7 > v v < 7U Ia 4 7 > 7V , *- 9 V L. / v t■> a 7■J LJ a a a- v/ > I"aJ < 1 > L•J <■ ^ >A > s| 7 l- -> ” <V 7 V WL K A_ 7 _ > partially funded by sgfe. 4. r 7 < ^ V/ V .. ^ W N/ <- U : THE MEDICI1450 Fast 57th Strew 607*7394WHERENEW YORK MEETS HYDE PARKFOR A LIGHT LUNCHSELECTOur New Thin Crust PizzaCHEESE AND nT? SAUSAGE ANDTOMATO CHEESERelax InOur SunlitDining Room CALL AHEADYour Order Will Be ReadyWhen You ArriveSTUDENT DISCOUNTDuring MayPresent Your UCIDReceive A 10% DiscountMonday-Friday 11:30 AM-2 PM EnjoyCourteous,Efficient ServiceBreakfast-Monday-Fnday 7 00AM- Lunch and Dinner Brunch -Saturday & Sunda y1130 AM Sunday- Thursday 11:30AM-Midmght 9 30AM 1PMFnda v-Sa turday 11.30AM-1 AMThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983--9No solutions yetin labor disputesThe University reached agreements thisyear with two unions who represent campusemployees, and also tried to prevent a thirdunion froih being replaced by a Teamsterslocal.The University negotiated with the IllinoisNurses’ Association, which represents ap¬proximately 560 registered nurses in theUniversity 'of Chicago Hospitals and Clinicsconcerning wage adjustments and a newcontract.In November, negotiations concerning thewage adjustments were brought before anarbitration board. A clause included in thecontract required wage negotiations to bereopened in the second year of the two-yearcontract.Following the settlement of the wage ad¬justment, the nurses and the Universityopened negotiations on a new contract to re¬place the one which expired March 1. Thenurses ratified the contract April 25. Thecontract called for higher wage increasesfor nurses who had been with the Universitylonger, and the benefits of the contract wereretroactive to March 1. Like the previouscontract, the new contract calls for wage ad¬justment negotiations one year into the con¬tract.The University also reached agreementon a new contract with the Faculty Associa¬tion of the University of Chicago LaboratorySchools. During negotiations, former unionpresident Earl Bell complained about thecontract, charging that the University was using “union-busting” tactics in an attemptto “gain the right to make decisions withoutaccountability to the faculty.” The new con¬tract also called for what Bell called an “in¬subordinations clause” that prohibits teach¬ers from “demeaning or disparaging” theschool. Despite these complaints, the con¬tract was ratified.Recently, a new conflict between the Uni¬versity and the Lab School teachers arosewhen the University apparently ignored aNational Labor Relations Board (NLRB)ruling in favor of Lab School counselor Re¬gina Starzl. Starzl had charged the Univer¬sity with “unfair labor practice” in her “in¬voluntary transfer” from a Lower Schoolcounseling position to a high school counsel¬ing position. Despite the recent ruling inStarzl’s favor, the Lab School administra¬tion recently reappointed Starzl as highschool counselor.Although the contract between the Uni¬versity and the security officers expiredFeb. i, no negotiating union has been ap¬proved for a new contract. Security officershad voted for Teamsters Local 710 to re¬place Local 200 of the Illinois Confederationof Police as their bargaining unit. However,the University has been trying to halt thismove, arguing that Local 710 is prohibitedby the National Labor Relations Act fromrepresenting Security officers, since otherTeamsters locals represent other types ofworkers at the University. No resolution tothe conflict has yet been reached.SSA students demandaccess for handicappedGeorge T. Stigler became the third member of the Uni¬versity faculty to win the Nobel Memorial Prize in Eco¬nomic Science in the past seven years. Stigler, the CharlesA. Walgreen Distinguished Service Professor Emeritus ofAmerican Institutions, is a pioneer in the field of economicinformation theory. The Social Services Administration build¬ing, designed in the 1960s by Mies van derRohe, has been under nearly constant firethis quarter from student who want admin¬istrators to make the building accessible tohandicapped students. The fight focuses onthe inability of Jeff Ellis, a first-year gradu¬ate student confined to a motorized wheel¬chair, to attend all classes, use the res¬troom, or fully utilize the SSA’s facilitiesbecause the building is inaccessible, Ironi¬cally, when the building was dedicated, vander Rohe was unable to tour his own cre¬ation because he was confined to a wheel¬chair.According to federal laws, all institutionswhich receive federal funds must be housedin structures which provide easy access toall, with ramps, elevators, and specialwashroom facilities. However, unless reno-Grad students protest possible feeThe Student Association on Graduate Ed¬ucation (SAGE) released a report thiswinter calling for “comprehensive reformof graduate education,” including improvedfaculty-student relations, the establishmentof “regular channels” between students andadministration, and modified financial aidprograms.The report especially criticizes the pro¬posal to place a $500 charge on non-regis-tered graduate students for “continuousregistration” as “an exorbitant price to payfor maintaining student status.”As an alternative, the SAGE report sug¬gests “an optional and truly nominal regis¬tration fee of $100 or less per quarter,”which would cover library and health ser¬vice fees, access to health insurance, and el¬igibility for student housing.The implementation of mandatory feesfor continuous registration places an undueeconomic burden on non-registered stu¬dents, particularly those in the Humanitiesand Social Sciences, “who tend to remain atthe University a longer time,” the reportsaid.Deputy Provost Ralph Nicholas, in a let¬ ter to the Maroon, proposed an eliminationof that nominal fee by spreading out thethree years of tuition payments over theperiod from entering graduate studies tocompletion of the dissertation. Under pres¬ent policy, students pay tuition for threeyears and then become “non-registered stu¬dents.”Therefore, students finishing their disser¬tations early would pay less tuition, accord¬ing to Nicholas.Julia Rath, one of the members of theSAGE committee, opposes each proposal,saying that students should not be requiredto pay an optional fee after three years oftuition, and that the University could offerservices such as housing privileges andaccess to health insurance for a nominal fee,for those students who wanted them.As for Nicholas’s proposal, Rath said thatspreading out tuition payments over a stu¬dent’s entire graduate education will not en¬tice him or her to graduate earlier, becausestudents need good dissertations to competefor teaching jobs, and a good dissertationcannot be produced in a short period oftime. Factors such as the limitations of workingfull-time, and relying on parental support,also make the time proposal impractical,she said.Among other things, the SAGE report rec¬ommended the provision of more opportuni¬ties for graduate students to teach oncampus, and for “closer ties between facul¬ty and students,” including faculty-directedreading courses, and increased faculty co¬operation in “quickening the pace for stu¬dents to complete a PhD.”The report also said that most graduatestudents are dissatisfied with the quality ofgraduate life. On this point it agreed with aBaker Report proposal that a graduate stu¬dent center should be considered.Other SAGE recommendations includedthe provision of office space for all graduatestudents, regardless of registration status,the conversion of space in Ida Noyes hallinto a movie theatre, access for all graduatestudents to a word processor and computermoney, more opportunities for on-campuspart-time work and expansion of the role ofthe Office of Career Counseling and Place¬ment in the finding of non-teaching jobs. vations are underway the building is not re¬quired to undergo any major structural al¬terations, such as the installment of a lift orspecial facilities.In Ellis’ case, only a ramp was availableto him when he began his studies last fall.The washroom was incomplete, and both itand the telephone were kept locked with thekey unavailable to him. Because classroomswere unaccessible, a portion of the librarywas partitioned off for use by Ellis’ classes,and the one which was too large to be held inthis area was relayed to him over a loud¬speaker located in the building’s lobby.While the recent protests addressed allaspects of the SSA’s inaccessibility, it fo¬cused on the University’s refusal to installan elevator, showing that the chairlift whichthe administration preferred was too smallfor Ellis to use. The chairlift costs less thanone-third of what the elevator would, andwould require Ellis to exert constant pres¬sure upon a small button. Because of muscu¬lar dystrophy, Ellis is unable to do this.Two and one-half years ago, within thethree-year limit for self-studies required bythe 1975 Handicapped Access Law, the Uni¬versity investigated the possibility of mak¬ing all of its buildings accessible to the hand¬icapped. The cost of a complete, immediaterenovation was deemed prohibitive, so theUniversity decided to renovate on a prioritybasis, converting newer buildings first andthen working on the older ones. At present,classes which have a handicapped studentenrolled and are located in an inaccessiblebuilding or room will be relocated.Israel Goldiamond, a professor in psychi¬atry and behavioral sciences who is con¬fined to a wheelchair, said in a Maroon in¬terview last year that “The University hasmanaged to make many things accessible(and) any inaccessibility is not deliberateby any means.” However, he added that themain goal of any changes should not bemerely accessibility, but “independent ac¬cessibility.”In the same article, a former businessschool student was quoted as saying that hisfirst greeting by the Dean of the BusinessSchool was: “Hi, Mike, nice to meet you. Ihope you don’t sue us.”10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983University begins $150 million campaignin light of $4 million revenue shortageAdministrative planning during the1982-83 school year has concentrated on sur¬mounting problems posed by shortfalls inanticipated revenues, and on halting the“threatened erosion of quality among thoseentering graduate degree programs” as out¬lined by President Hanna Gray in her annu¬al State of the University Address lastMarch.Unrestricted revenue for the past yearwas almost $4 million less than earlier pre¬dicted, resulting in cuts in the unrestrictedbudget. Gray said the revenue losses camefrom three areas. Income from tuition wasdown about $400,000 from anticipated totalsbecause of a drop in graduate enrollment.Cash investment revenues dropped by $1.5million because falling interest rates, andindirect cost recovery (federal grants) was$2.2 million less than expected.“We are seeing a decline in anticipatedunrestricted revenue,” Gray said, “whichindicates a slowing of future grow th that re¬quires us to take measures now to reduceexpenditures. Several of our peer universi¬ties are embarking on the same course,”she said.Another step undertaken by the Universi¬ty this year to alleviate financial difficultieswas the initiation of a campaign to raise $150million during the next five years for educa¬tion in the arts and sciences.“The Campaign for Arts and Sciences” ispart of the University's “Toward the Cen¬tennial” program of fundraising, which willinclude drives in each of the professionalschools. Through the “Toward the Centenni¬al” program, the University hopes to raise atotal of $400 million, double the amount ofrevenues normally secured during a fiveyear period.“The University requires this assistanceto maintain the independence and integritythat have been its hallmarks since its found¬ing in 1891,” said Campaign Chairman Rob¬ert Anderson during announcement of thedrive last month.Vice President for Development WilliamHaden said he expects individuals to contri¬bute about $95 million of the campaign'stotal, with corporations and private founda¬tions donating approximately $15 millioneach. The remaining $25 million will consistof gifts from alumni.“Many companies in the Chicago area areinterested in work that’s being done here inthe Physical Sciences, Economics and otherareas,” Haden said. “My job is to match upthe needs of prospective donors with those ofthe institution.”Allocation of funds within the anticipated$150 million total are: faculty support, $25million; student aid, $20 million; undergrad¬ uate education and student life, $15 million;graduate education, $5 million; interdisci¬plinary studies, $10 million; BiologicalSciences Graduate Division, $10 million;Physical Sciences, $10 million; Humanities,$5 million; Social Sciences, $5 million;unrestricted endowment, $210 million; andunrestricted annual support, $25 million.The $15 million sought for undergraduateeducation and student life will be used forthree particular aims; enhancement of theresidence system, improvement of facili¬ties, and provision of resources for under¬graduate faculty. Funds have been ear¬marked for renovation of Ida Noyes Hall.Gray noted that one reason for the cam¬paign is that “we are committed to seekingthe best students available. Costs are rising,shifting patterns of government and privatesupport have caused a decline in outside stu¬dent aid resources, and the competition fortop students is increasing.”The concern over availability of qualifiedgraduate students was stressed by Gray inher sixth annual State of the University Ad¬ dress. Gray said the problem of “decline instudent numbers” has resulted in a state of“crisis” in graduate education.Gray played up the importance of the“Baker Report” of the Commission onGraduate Education for improvement ofgraduate programs “generally and at ourown University. Gray maintained that grad¬uate and liberal education are inseparable,and stressed the difficulty of upholding qual¬ity of resources for both in light of “new fi¬nancial stringencies.”Gray said the Baker Report reaffirms theUniversity’s “special mission” in graduateeducation, and stimulates internal reviewand planning by individual departments.Gray said depression of the academic jobmarket and decrease of outside support forgraduate students pose great problems forthe future of graduate education. “The fu¬ture of both undergraduate and graduate ed¬ucation,” she said, “depends on what thisUniversity and its peers can do now to at¬tract first-rate students, to educate themwell, and to assert the significance of aca¬ demic breath and depth.”Gray also addressed the problem of main¬taining facilities for teaching and researchin a troubled ecoonomy, noting the shortfallof $4 million in the University’s unrestrictedrevenue.“We must continue also to protect real in¬creases in our major priorities,” she said,“for faculty salaries, library’ acquisitions,for the renovation of academic and researchfacilities and, of course, for financial aid,”she said. The University will continue itspolicy of separating admission proceduresfrom application for financial aid.The funds expended on financial aid nextyear will increase by a total of 17 percent, to$14.4 million. Undergraduate aid will in¬crease by 30 percent and graduate aid by14.8 percent. However, tuition in the Collegeand graduate schools has been raised by anaverage of 12 percent, negating the benefitderived for most students by the aid in¬crease Some 21 percent of unrestricted tu¬ition income will be paid back as unrestrict¬ed aid. Gray said.New provost, vice president appointedThe University made a number of high-level administrative appointments this yearincluding two which it had to make due toresignations.President Ronald Reagan appointedformer Business School Dean George Shultzto replace Alexander Haig as US Secretaryof State. Reagan then named U of C Provostand Shultz’s former collegue Kenneth Damas deputy secretary of state. The Universityprovost is the second highest administrationposition here.Dam, who is also the Harold J. andMarion F. Green Professor of InternationalLegal Studies at the Law School, was ap¬pointed provost July 1, 1980 His responsibi¬lities included hiring and tenure decisions,as well as input into ongoing University poli¬cy changes, in coordination with facultycommittees and President Gray. Dam alsoplayed the key role in University budgetmatters.About two weeks after Dam’s nomination,Gray appointed Anthropology ProfessorRobert McCormick Adams as provost of theUniversity. When Adams assumed his posi¬tion in September, the provost’s role wras al¬tered to accomodate his particular set ofqualifications. Adams lacked the experi¬ence that Dam possessed in budget matters,but brought considerable administrative ex¬perience to his job. Adams was dean of the Division of the Social Sciences from 1970-74and again in the 1979-80 academic year Hedirected the Oriental Institute from 1962 to1968 and again in 1981.Along with Adams’s appointment, Graynamed Ralph Nicholas, chairman of the an¬thropology department, as deputy provost.In July, Richard N. Rosett, dean of theGraduate School of Business (GSB), an¬nounced that he would step dowm from hispost on June 30, 1983, one year before histerm is to expire. Rosett said he was re¬signing early in order that the next dean beinstalled before the kick-off of the capitalcampaign for the GSB which is scheduledfor autumn quarter of 1983. Rosett hasserved nine years as GSB dean.Last month. John P. Gould was named tosucceed Rosett. Gould, a faculty memberfor 18 years, is a specialist in microecono¬mics and industrial organization. In 1969and 1970, Gould served under George Shultzwhen Shultz was US Secretary of Labor andDirector of the Office of Management andBudget. Gould is expected to enhance theBusiness School’s link to business realitieswhile maintaining its theoretical style.Last autumn, Columbia University Pro¬fessor Donald West King was named vice-president of the University’s Medical Centerand dean of the Biological Sciences Divisionand Pritzker School of Medicine. King, who took office Jan. 1, replaced Robert Uretz.King was the Deiafield Professor and chair¬man of the department of pathology at Co¬lumbia's College of Physicians and Sur¬geons. He was also director of laboratoriesat Presbyterian Hospital in New York. Inhis new position, King is responsible for allthe hospitals in the Medical Center as wellas the academic research which goes onthere.Walter E. Massey, director of ArgonneNational Laboratory and professor of phys¬ics here, was appointed in October as Uni¬versity vice-president for Research Pro¬gram. Massey is the first blackvice-president of the University. As over¬seer of the University administration’s re¬search policy and some of its scientific com¬mittees. Massey is responsible forcoordinating policy and administrative rela¬tions between the University and Argonne,as well as concentrating on the laboratory’slong-term plans.Massey’s appointment coincided with theannouncement that the University had beenestablished as the sole contractor with theDepartment of Energy of Argonne. Underthe new arrangement, the University estab¬lished a board of governors for Argonne thatconsists of U of C officers, trustees, and fac¬ulty together with scientists, engineers andadministrators from other universities andfrom industrv.University settles two lawsuits; may face anotherTwo high-publicity lawsuits filed againstthe University of Chicago were settled out ofcourt this year while a third is being dis¬cussed.In early November, the University of Chi¬cago Hospitals and Clinics, and Wyler’sChildren’s Hospital agreed to an out-of-court settlement which required them topay $400,000 to the parents of Daniel Burton,a 14-year-old boy who died in Wyler’s inMarch, 1978. The parents had sought $10million in a suit that charged the hospitalswith wrongful death and negligence Thesuit held that a test performed on Danielwas unnecessary and led to his death; thatDaniel was removed from a respirator be¬fore he was dead and against the parents’wishes, and that the hospital had told theparents on Mar. 29 that their son was dead,but said on Mar. 30 that he was alive.Attorneys for the UCHC complex said thatwhen Daniel was first brought to Wyler’s hisasthma had been untreated for most of hislife and was so severe that the boy laggedfour years developmentally. They arguedthat hospital personnel had followed accept¬able medical procedures, and showed thatDaniel had conformed to the Harvard Cri¬teria for brain death for at least 24 hours be¬fore he was removed from the respirator.The judge for the case agreed that appro¬priate procedures had been followed. The settlement was called a “compro¬mise” by the attorney John Cassidy, whoadded “(It) is not an admission of fault” andpointed out that the hospitals’ personnel hadbeen found not responsible for Daniel’sdeath, and were found to have followed ac¬cepted medical procedures.The other case that was settled endedMar. 24, when a US District Court jury ac¬quitted the University and Eli Lilly & Co., apharmaceutical firm, of wrongdoing in theadministration of the drug diethylatilbestrol(DES) to an expectant mother thirty yearsago. The suit was brought by Wendy Mink,daughter of former US Rep. Patsy Takemo-to Mink, who sought a total of $1 million foremotional stress she claimed to have suf¬fered after discovering that she was a “DESdaughter.” DES was given to 1081 pregnantwomen to determine its value in preventingmiscarriages.Last year, three women (including PatsyTakemoto Mink) were given $225,000 by theUniversity in another suit filed as a result ofthe experiments. Recently, DES has beenlinked to birth defects in the children ofmothers who have taken it and an increasedincidence of cancer in both the women andtheir children. It is now banned.Wendy Mink testified at the trial that shenow feels “depressed” and “very helpless,"and her attorneys showed that her condition would have to be monitored for the rest ofher life and that she has an increased risk ofcervical cancer, tubal pregnancies, sponta¬neous miscarriages, and premature deli¬veries. The University’s attorney main¬tained that the drug had been given in goodfaith and that the women had consented totake the drug, realizing that it was experi¬mental.A six-member jury exonerated Lilly, thedrug’s manufacturer, of product-liabilitycharges, and cleared the University ofcharges of negligence and battery.In January, a letter was sent to the Uni¬versity demanding damages for the acci¬dental death of first-year student Lisa Good,who died in December after falling out of afourth-floor window of Upper Rickert Housein Woodward Court. The Good family’s at¬torney sent a letter Jan. 25 demanding anunspecified amount and contending that theUniversity was negligent in Good’s death,although the exact charges were also unspe¬cifiedLisa was at a party given in Upper Rick¬ert at which beer was being tapped from akeg. At some point, near midnight, shewalked to an open, unscreened window atone end of the hall and sat down, tumblingunchecked out the window to a drivewayfive stories below. Death was instanta¬neous. According to Associate Dean of StudentsEdward Turkington there is a major prob¬lem of students removing screens from win¬dows, particularly at Woodward Court.Pierce, and Shoreland.“We put up screens and they are frequent¬ly taken down by students,” he said.Last year, a student suffered minor inju¬ries after falling from a second floor windowat the Shoreland, but no action was taken atthat time. Turkington said that while thereare no immediate plans for installing re¬straining bars or other safety devices, "Wewill take a look at the physical conditionsand see if there is something we mightdo.”For several months after the incident, be¬cause beer w as served at the party in viola¬tion of University regulations and state li¬quor laws, all alcoholic beverages werebanned from campus except with permis¬sion from Turkington. Now liquor is permit¬ted at major functions, but only with the per¬mission of the director of StudentActivities.It has not been disclosed whether Lisa hadanything to drink at the party. A demanddoes not necessarily lead to a lawsuit, if asatisfactory agreement can be reached be¬forehand. There has been no w ord yet on thestatus of the letter or any agreement result¬ing therefrom.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—11■Quarterly two-day reading period adoptedAfter its successful initiation in FallQuarter, 1982, a reading period has been in¬stituted for each quarter in the College, be¬ginning with Fall 1983. In response to com¬plaints from students and professors thatending tenth week on a Wednesday and be¬ginning finals week on Thursday gave theminadequate time to prepare, the administra¬tion designated the two days following tenthweek as a reading period during FallQuarter. The “split-week” timetable wascaused by the dates upon which the JewishHigh Holy days, traditionally used to markthe beginning of the school year, fell thisyear.The two most discussed possibilities fort v' day reading period at the end of the term;Winter Quarter receives a two-day “winter-recess” at mid-quarter and a three-dayreading period. There would be no readingperiod during Spring Quarter, althoughthere are indications that the spring termmay be the most troubling for students,when winter doldrums are not dispersed bythe short between-term break.Othe possibilities for lessening stress onstudents are the elimination of certain re¬quirements, possibly by granting more Ad¬vanced Placement credit; providing a widerrange of options for fulfilling requirements;and increasing the number of classes whichmay be taken on a pass/fail basis.placement of a reading period were oneweek at the end of each term or two half¬week reading periods in the middle of aterm and at its end. Another possibility, ofhaving one-and-one-half hour classes onMonday and Wednesday, thereby leavingFriday free, was also discussed.“Excessive stress” which adversely af¬fects the performance of students on year-end papers and exams was the primary rea¬son for the change. The seven-memberCommittee of the College Council consi¬dered all possible solutions to the problemThe one which received the most supportin initial discussions gave Fall quarter atwo-day Thanksgiving holiday plus a three-PREPARE FORMCAT ★ SAT A LSAT ★ GMAT ★ GREINTRODUCTION TO LAW SCHOOLGRE PSYCH ★ GRE BIO ★ OCATVAT ★ MAT * SSAT ★ PSATDAT ★ ACHIEVEMENTS ★ ACTTOEFL ★ MSKPa- NMB 1. 11. 111ECFMG A FLEX ★ VOE ★ RN BDSNDB 1, 11 ★ NPB 1 ★ ESLCPA ★ SPEED READINGp-ogrifTij»Moon Stanley HVi*M A ny C«nf«r And Sm For Your»#lt _ KAPLANWhy we Me»e The Difference Jg EDUCATIONALCENTER Another possibility called for the estab¬lishment of two “exam periods,” one mid-quarter and one at the end of the quarter,which would ease pressures by preventingstudents from facing a very heavy workloadat any one time.So that students could have some inputinto the decision of the College Council,whose forty members must approve all rec¬ommendations by the Committee, Profes¬sors Mark Kishlansky and Lorna Straus metwith students in Ida Noyes Hall in February.At the meeting, less than one-sixth of thestudent indicated that they were in favor ofa nine-week quarter, although they were infavor of the establishment of some time forstudying.Kishlansky said, “Everyone is in favor ofS<>**<3 Courtm F*#| uf—Fr*« D*mo LtNOfCsH For D*y» t t.mme iARLINGTON HEIGHTS CENTER2025 S ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ROADAPL.NGTON HEIGHTS. 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Manytwo-semester schools have reading periods,but one Illinois University which recentlychanged from three to two terms found thatstudents, professors, and advisors were con¬fused about the reassignment of credits andthat present students worried that thechange would require them to spend extraterms at school so that they could gradu¬ate. In April the College council announced itsdecision to have a two-day reading periodevery quarter, supplemented by a one-daybreak during Winter Quarter. The programwould be experimental during the 1983-84school year, and would be reviewed by theCouncil in the spring of 1984.The reading period will fall at the end oftenth week, during which time “to new ma¬terial shall be assigned, and no final exami¬nations shall be scheduled.” However, pro¬fessors may schedule review sessionsduring the reading period, as long as they donot discuss new material at this time.Two new majors offeredThis year several changes in majors andcourses were announced by various divi¬sions. Two new college concentrations werecreated: a Human Biology major in the Bio¬logical Sciences Collegiate Division (BSCD)and a New Collegiate Division major thatwill be called “Fundamentals: Issues andTexts.”Students wishing to study in the HumanBiology major must make a formal applica¬tion to the department. The major empha¬sizes the development and function of thehuman organism. Although it was conceivedof two years ago, the program had to under¬go a standard faculty review, which delayedits presentation.The program is designed for liberal artsstudents who are interested in careers inhuman biology, research, public health,health administration, and science journal¬ism, and related fields. It is not solely in¬tended for pre-meds.The three components of the major are:biology classes to fulfill the BSCD require¬ments; two new courses designed for theprogram that cover the biology of diseaseand physiology and morphology; and liberalarts courses in the humanities and socialsciences. Also required is an “integrativesenior seminar” in human biology or healthcare.The two main reasons for the new majorwere explained as the realization that biolo¬gy was the only collegiate division with onlyone major and the desire in the BSCD to es¬tablish a program that would reflect inter¬est in liberal education.The second new undergraduate majorwas established in the New Collegiate Divi-s Ugly .Duckling^ RENT-A-CAR1608 E. 53rd St. 667-2800(Between 1C Tracks <8 Cornell)IntroducesWEEKDAY SPECIALSMon-Thurs S10.95/Day50 total miles free!!WEEKEND SPECIALSFri-Sat-Sun $17.50/’Day200 total miles free!! sion, and “is designed to enable especiallyinterested students to concentrate on cer¬tain fundamental questions of human exis¬tence and certain fundamental books thatarticulate and speak to these questions,” ac¬cording to the program’s description. It willbe called “Fundamentals: Issues andTexts.” It is designed very much as an un¬dergraduate major in social thought.The program is seen as providing an alter¬native to programs of liberal educationwhich emphasize methods, methodology, orquestions of discipline. It will also attemptto relate works of Eastern and Western tra¬dition, unlike many “great books” pro¬grams which have a specifically ethnicfocus. Courses in the new major will be opento all in the college, whether or not theymajor in “Fundamentals.”The Social Sciences Collegiate Division(SSCD) announced that it will no longeroffer its half of Human Being and Citizen(HBC). In the future the course, formerlyoffered jointly by the SSCD and the Humani¬ties Collegiate Division, will be offered onlyas a Humanities course.The decision came after discussions be¬tween the faculties of the Social Sciencesportion of HBC and the SSCD course Politi¬cal Order and Change (POC). The primaryfactors in the decision were the similarity incontext of the two courses and the dearth offaculty to teach the Social Sciences portionof HBC.In the past, HBC sections met for sixhours per week and could be creditedagainst both Humanities and SocialSciences Core requirements. Beginningnext year, they will only meet three hoursper week and will only fulfill the HumanitiesCore requirement. POC will not be requiredfor students taking HBC, although they mayprefer to.A student petition to halt the change wasdrawn up but was not effective. One organ¬izer said that the change would “take the‘Citizen’ out of ‘Human Being and Citi¬zen.’ ”HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637.Darrell WuDunneditorAnna FeldmanEditor-electJeffrey TaylorNews EditorCliff GrammichNews Editor Margo HablutzelFeatures EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorFrank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography Editor Nadine McGannGrey City Journal EditorPaul O’DonnellChicago Literary ReviewEditorWilliam RauchContributing EditorSteve ShandorCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerSteve BrittBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerBrian CloseOffice ManagerAssociate Editor: Kahane CornStaff: Edward Achuck, Zlatko Batistich, Mark Bauer, Dan Breslau, Pumima DubeyMaeve Dwyer, Tom Elden, Michael Elliott, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Sue Fortunato’Lisa Frusztajer, Caren Gauvreau, Eric Goodheart, Elisse Gottlieb, Joe Holtz, KeithHorvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Sondra Krueger, Linda Lee, Kathleen Lindenberger, JaneLook, Nick Lynn, Jack Ponomarev, Amy Richmond, Craig Rosenbaum, YousufSayeed, Koyin Shih, Suzanne Sloan, Nick Varsam, John Vispoel, Andy Wrobel, KittleWyne12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 19831College begins reorganization based onThe formation of a College-wide facultycouncil for integrating and simplifying thegoverning of the College are among themajor recommendations of report of theCommittee on the Organization of the Col¬lege which have now been implemented bythe College.President Hanna Gray had appointed thecommittee, chaired by History ProfessorBarry Karl, in the fall of 1981 “to define andlocate the faculty’s responsibility for under¬graduate education and for discussing andthinking about the College’s program as awhole.”The restructuring recommended by theKarl Report calls for more emphasis by theCollegiate Divisions on the last two years ofa student’s education. The Report ex¬plained: “The (Divisional) Masters and the Governing Committees of the Collegiate Di¬visions have tended to focus their attentionon problems involving staffing of corecourses (and) on the courses known as thesecond quartet.’ ” This leaves the individu¬al departments to determine the course re¬quirements for the last two years of the Col¬lege education.The Karl Report’s proposal would leavethe Collegiate Divisions in charge of thefinal two years of study (including concen¬tration) to open up more College-wide con¬trol over the first two years of study, allow¬ing for a more broad-based, generaleducation.The College-wide faculty council wasadopted last month. It consists, both of fac¬ulty members elected at large and ofmembers of the Governing Committees ofeach individual division. These committees consist of three representatives of generaleducation curricula (appointed by the Divi¬sion Master), three concentration heads (se¬lected by the Divisional Dean in consulta¬tion with the Master), and “three membersof the Collegiate Divisional faculty electedby the faculty.”The responsibilities of this faculty-councilwould include input into topics such as ad¬missions, the curriculum, and the intellectu¬al life of the College. The Committee notesthe Woodward Court lectures and VisitingFellows program as significant contributorsto the intellectual life of the College, andpresumably that more programs of this kindshould be put together.Also, the Committee recommended thatthe Dean of the College be “responsible forthe full range of undergraduate administra- Karl Reporttion in the University,” with the necessarypowers. The Dean should work more closelywith the Divisional Masters, the Dean ofStudents, and even should have administra¬tive responsibility for the Dean of CollegeAdmissions and College Aid. Most of theserecommendations were already implement¬ed in September when Dean of the CollegeDonald Levine took office.The Committee also suggested “that ef¬forts be made to move the College budgettoward resource levels that reflect its realgoals.”Changes already initiated under Dean Le¬vine’s administration “are consistent withthe spirit of the report,” according to Le¬vine.No further legislative work is needed toimplement the Karl Report recommenda¬tions, Levine said.According to a survey by the Conference Board ofAssociated Research Councils, the University of Chi¬cago had 18 departments ranked among the top tendepartments in the nation. The results of the surveywere published in the five-volume An Assessment ofResearch-Doctorate Programs in the United States,released in January.The following U of C departments were amongthose ranked. “/ -'” ' ' "DEPARTMENT RANKPhysical Sciences: v •;•. *■' » .• 'Chemistry 9 (tied)Geophysical Sciences 5Mathematics 3 (tied)Physics 5 (tied)Statistics 3Humanities:English 5 (tied)Linguistics 4Music 1 (tied)Philosophy 6Biological Sciences:Microbiology 5Zoology toSocial Sciences:Anthropology 2Economics 2 (tied)Geography 3History 5Political Science 4 (tied)Psychology 9 (tied)Sociology 1' WtMfi • v k" ;V..- . .' :r •. . :'••• ....APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Large2Vi,4 & 6 rm.apts.. '//nsfi/v/taSsOct wfianct/BU8-5566 COXLOUNGEOUTDOORBARBEQUEfeaturingVz lb. hamburgersfresh sausagesdaily grill specialsBegins May 9(weather permitting)Hours: 11 - 2:30 p.m.Located BehindStuart Hall Federal government cuts back aid;may implement draft/aid law4In February, President Reagan submitteda program to streamline the federal educa¬tional aid programs for college students,leaving just one grant program, one loanprogram and one work/study program in¬tact. Pell Grant funding would increase, butSupplementary Educational OpportunityGrants and State Student Incentive Grantswould be eliminated. He proposed to in¬crease work/study funding by almost sixtypercent, and would also like to give middle-class families incentive to save for collegeby establishing Independent Education Ac¬counts, which would provide tax breaks inmuch the same manner as IRAs.At the campus level, students protested inOctober that the term-time employment•award’ category is misleading, giving theimpression that the student is guaranteed ajob when in fact he must find one on his own.In January the College Aid Office revisedthe aid form in response to these com¬plaints.The most controversial issue in financialaid in past year has been the draft/aid law.Last July, Congress voted to bar male stu¬dents from receiving federal financial aid ifthey have not registered for the draft. Crit¬ics charged that the bill would force univer¬sities to act as policemen. In November. Hanna Gray issued a statement opposingthe draft/aid law, and many other universi¬ties around the country also expressed oppo¬sition to the law.In February a bill was introduced to delayimplementation of the law for one year. InMarch Judge Donald D. Alsop of the US Dis¬trict Court for Minnesota to issue an injunc¬tion against the registration requirementpending the resolution of a lawsuit filed bysix students who challenged the constitu¬tionality of the measure In his 30-pageorder, Alsop predicted that the studentswould probably win their case, which con¬tends that the requirement violates theirrights against self-incrimination. Also inMarch, the US House of RepresentativesSubcommittee on Postsecondarv Educationapproved a bill which would delay the im¬plementation of the draft/aid law until Feb¬ruary 1 of next year. The Department of Ed¬ucation announced that it will delay for twoyears the implementation of the require¬ment linking federal financial aid to draftregistration, though students would stillhave to state whether or not they have com¬plied with the law. The frequent changesand delays have caused a great deal of con¬fusion in university aid offices around thecountry.^ ckc,itiouaLThe University ot Chicago Department of Music and Mostly Music, Tncpresent":ijemhemand cTrcsslei—‘"World-accicumcd. pianist"in concertOuart«t-in rest^rnc*. cMotlday, V>, *OOncMWcl Hall Uni,Mozart: Quartet in C Major, K.151 — Bartok: Quartet No. 1 —Brahms: Quintet in F Minor, Op. 34 Tickets: $9 general; $7UC faculty/staff; $5 student — Available at the Mandel HallBox OfficeThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24,‘ 1983—13Bloom, Evans re-elected aldermen in crowded racesChicago and Illinois politics are usuallycontroversial even in non-election years,and the past seven months were no excep¬tions.State-wide, Democrats enjoyed a success¬ful campaign in the November elections,taking three of five state-wide offices andwinning control of both houses of the IllinoisGeneral Assembly. However, Republicanincumbent Governor James Thompsonwithstood an unexpectedly strong challengefrom former Democratic Senator Adlai E.Stevenson, III to retain that office.Stevenson had trailed in all polls taken be¬fore the election by 15 percentage points ormore; however, Stevenson capitalized on ablack voter registration drive, taking 92 per¬cent of black votes in a Chicago turnoutwhich exceeded all other areas of the state.As a result, despite having had only onemajor media endorsement besides theMaroon’s, Stevenson came within approxi¬mately 5000 votes of winning the governor’soffice in the closest Illinois gubernatorialelection in history.The black voter turnout which nearlyelected Stevensn governor came about as aresult of a black voter registration drive.Low 1C faresextended to JulyThe board of directors of the RegionalTransportation Authority (RTA) voted lastMarch to extend the reduction in IllinoisCentral Gulf railroad (IC) fares, throughJune 30 of this year. The reduced fares wentinto effect on March 1, 1982. This is the thirdtime that the RTA has extended the amountof time the lower fare will remain in ef¬fect.The reduced-fare plan began as an experi¬ment to draw riders of the overcrowded Chi¬cago Transit Authority (CTA) No. 6 JefferyExpress bus onto the IC. Since the CTA farewas less than half the IC fare, the IC had suf¬fered a considerable drop in ridership.The experiment is being continued be¬cause IC revenues are up and because of there-opening of the 63rd St. branch of the Jack-son Park el last December. That track wasshut down just before the fare experimenthad begun. It was thus unclear whetherhikes in IC ridership were due to lower faresor the el shutdown. The RTA wants moretime to evaluate the effect of the el re-open¬ing on IC ridership figures.Since the experiment was first begun, ICridership has been up “50 to 55 percent, de¬pending on the month,” according to RTAspokesman Kenneth Cypra.Police catcharea rapistsThe 1982 year-end crime report of theSouth East Chicago Commission (SECC) re¬ported that the number of rapes rose sharp¬ly while instances of robberies dropped.SECC Law Enforcement Coordinator BobMason said that “good agressive patrol”has resulted in the downward trend of rob¬beries. Rise in rape instances was attribut¬ed to two separate attacks in which arrestswere made.The cases of two rape suspects caught inlate 1982 are still pending. Roy Wright was After the appointment of a white-majoriiyChicago Housing Authority Board, and Rev.Jesse Jackson’s Chicagofest boycott, LuPalmer and Chicago Black United Commu¬nities, as well as other prominent blackleaders, organized a voter registration drivefor the November and February elections.A beneficiary of this drive was HaroldWashington. Buoyed by the largest pluralityof any re-elected US representative in thenation, Washington joined former MayorJane Byrne and State’s Attorney RichardM. Daley as a candidate for the Democraticmayoral nomination.Washington received nearly 85 percent ofblacks’ votes in the primary, and he wasable to upset Byrne and Daley to becomeChicago’s first black nominee of a majorparty for the mayor’s office. Washingtonwon all 4th Ward precincts and 57 of 60 5thWard precincts.However, the Hyde Park Congressmanfaced an unexpectedly strong challengefrom former Republican State Representa-ftve Bernard E. Epton. Epton, a formerHyde Park resident, tried to capitalize onvoters disenchanted with Washington’slegal record or race or other misgivings.The mayoral general election was one ofarrested after leading Officer John Mulveyof the Chicago Police on a High-speed chase.Edward Mathews was found with a whitemetal handgun and a stocking mask afterbeing arrested for indecent exposure. Bothmen were later identified as possible rapesuspects.Another rape suspect caught in Nov. 1982pleaded guilty and received 15 years impris¬onment. Bryon Thompson was arrestedafter a special investigative team was alert¬ed by residents who heard a woman scream.Thompson pleaded guilty to the rapes of twoundergraduate students who were able toidentify him.In early 1983, Herbert Cammon was in¬dicted for the murder of his wife, Carol Den¬mark Cammon in April 1982. The murder oc¬curred two weeks after their marriage.Cammon claimed that he had left his wifealone on the night of the murder. States At¬torney James Linn reported that Cammonclaimed $250,000 from his wife’s life insur¬ance policy after her death. Cammon’s caseis still pending.HP Theater shutThe Hyde Park Theater, the only movietheater in the neighborhood, shut down atthe end of April when the building’s owner,Bruce Sagan, suggested to Oscar Brotman,who ran the theater, that he close the the¬ater. Richard Orlikoff, Sagan’s attorney,cited declining revenues and the theater’spoor condition as reasons for its closing.The Hyde Park was the last theater inBrotman’s chain, which at one time includ¬ed 28 movie houses. Brotman had sold allthe other theaters.Because Brotman had only one theater, hehad difficulty competing with larger chainsto obtain first-run movies, according to Orli¬koff and a spokesman for Brotman.No plans have been made for future use ofthe building. Orlikoff said that “the firstthing” is renovating the interior.Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-president ofnews and community affairs, said that hehas spoken to some community residentsabout the possibility of re-opening the the¬ater, but that no agreement for such a pro¬posal has been reached. the closest in Chicago’s history, with Eptonmounting the strongest Republican chal¬lenge since Republican William HaleThompson won re-election to the mayor’s of¬fice in 1927. Washington received approxi¬mately 51 percent of the vote as compared toEpton’s 48 percent, making the election theclosest since 1907.Chicagoans also selected their aldermenfor the next four years, and Hyde Parkersreturned 5th Ward Alderman Larry Bloomand 4th Ward Alderman Timothy Evans totheir posts.Both aldermen had to deal with new wardboundaries which significantly changed thenature of their constituencies. Bloom’s newward contained more than 33 percent newresidents in the ward, the vast majority ofwhom were black. However, Bloom easilyturned back black challengers who urgedthe election of a black alderman for theblack-majority ward. In a field of eight can¬didates, Bloom garnered more than 90 per¬cent of the Hyde Park vote, and 53 percent ofthe vote in South Shore and Woodlawn pre¬cincts.Evans also faced a strong challenge in hisre-election bid. The boundaries of the 4thWard were shifted south and took in much ofHyde Park, which was politically controlledby the Independent Voters of Illinois-Independent Precinct Organization. In thefirst round of the elections, Evans received46 percent of the vote, while IVI—IPO en¬dorsed Toni Preckwinkle took 23 percent inDemolition of the Hyde Park YMCA,which had been closed down for over twoyears, began last month amid charges thatthe University prevented renovation.The-two-and-a-half-year legal battlebegan in May, 1981 when the city filed acomplaint against the Metropolitan YMCA.After some Hyde Park residents also filedcomplints, the South East Chicago Commis¬sion (SECC) represented the city and theresidents in a lawsuit.In February, the development, 3-W, madearrangements to buy the building. The saleOrly’s owner David Shopiro won his year-and-a-half-long fight to obtain a liquor li¬cense when residents of the precinct inwhich his restaurant is located voted in lastNovember’s election to rescind a 26-year-oldl*an prohibiting establishments in the pre¬cinct from serving alcohol.Shopiro said that the ban had been passedin order to put a “tacky, seedy bar” in theprecinct out of business. Seventy-five per¬cent of the voters approved of lifting theban. finishing second in the eight candidate field.Evans managed to take 54 percent of thevote in the runoff to win re-election.Both Evans and Bloom became allies ofWashington in the Mayor’s battle with 10thWard Alderman Edward Vrdolyak in re-or¬ganizing the Council. Washington and 21 al¬derman, 16 of whom are black, four being“independents” from white lakeshorewards, and 42nd Ward Alderman Burton Na-turus, allied with Vrdolyak-foe Georgedunne, squired off with 29 Vrdolyak aider-men for Council organization. Apparently,Washington was ill-prepared for the Councilfight, as Vrdolyak easily formed a majori¬ty-With Washington’s election, a scramblefor his vacant Congressional seat ensued.The First District, with more blacks thanany other district in the nation, has longbeen a launching pad for black politicalpower, and four candidates have declaredtheir intentions to run for the post. The an¬nounced candidates include labor leaderCharles Hayes, political commentator LuPalmer, State Senator Charles Chew, andState Representative Larry Bullock. A1Raby, a candidate for 5th Ward Alderman in1975 and a long-time political activist, is ex¬pected to announce his candidacy nextweek. State Senator Richard Newhouse andState Representative Carol Moseley Braun,who had been considered possible candi¬dates, have ruled themselves out of therace.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANThe YMCA building undergoing demolition.YMCA demolished amidst controversyOrly’s retains liquor licensewill be completed once the building is demo¬lished.George Cooley, president of the HydePark-Kenwood Community Conference, andWilliam Luxion, chief officer of 3-W, heldthe University responsible for the decisionto destroy rather than renovate the building.Michael Murphy, head of the SECC, saidthat 3-W’s renovation plans were “beautifulbut economically and legally unfeasible.”Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-president of newsand community affairs, said that 3-W’s “re¬fused to make a commitment” on the build¬ing.he obtained a liquor license in late MThe city moved to revoke the license bApril 3, the day of the opening, Judgeony Scotillo issued a temporary injunallowing the restaurant to serve drinkstillo extended the injunction twice. Theond injunction was to last until a zoninierendum could be voted upon inNovember election.14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983Striking Ouf/Dov/d BrooksWhat things exist forReaders of this space have been waitingpatiently for me to explain how the Univer¬sity of Chicago created the universe. Notingthat this university and the universe areboth old, vast and generally lifeless, manyreaders correctly deduced that the relation¬ship between the two is an intimate one. Infact, the universe was originally designed asa series of prefabricated suburbs radiatingout from the main quadrangles of the Uni¬versity.In the beginning was John D. Rockefeller.This was 18 billion years ago when the uni¬verse was an undifferentiated glump (a sci¬entific term) of matter and radiation knownas the “cosmic soup.” Knowing an opportu¬nity when he saw one, Rockefeller made afortune selling “cosmic saltines.”The temperature of the universe at thattime was one trillion degrees Kelvin and theatmosphere was about 3.8 million times thedensity of water. In those days it wasn’t theheat that was so bad; it was the humidity.Rockefeller decided to found a center ofhumanistic inquiry where right wing intel¬lectuals would justify his immense wealthand where men would outnumber women byover two to one. He envisioned a communityof scholars who would talk loudly, write end¬lessly and boldly go where no man has gonebefore. In sum, he wanted a monastic insti¬tution where smart people without businesssense could congregate and fee) useful. Healso wanted his name on the chapel.Rockefeller tried to gather all the bestminds in existence but found that because ofthe high energy levels, subatomic particlescould not bond together, and when they did,they kept getting lured away by Cal Tech.To calm things dowm and allow for an at¬mosphere of scholarly discourse, Rocke¬feller hired a man named William RaineyHarper, who was famous for being able tobore a wild animal in heat. Immediately,Harper seized on the notion that in order tocreate the University of Chicago it would benecessary to create galaxies, stars, planets,life and a few really appealing universitieslike Stanford, Yale and Princeton.It was during a late night at Jimmy’s thatHarper decided to create order out of chaos.The result was what we now call “The BigBang.” Actually, it was more like a littlepop, but Harper was prone to exaggera¬tion.Cosmologists tell us that during the BigBang the infinite universe grew' more infi¬nite through a series of simultaneous, omni¬present and omnipotent explosions whichsent the space between the matter of the uni¬verse into a period of limitless expansionalong a saddle-shaped four dimensionalframe. Cosmologists clarify this concept bydrawing an analogy with a loaf of raisinbread.Now if anybody in the humanities pro¬posed this load of crap they’d be laughedright out of the academy. But physicists areso smart that the less something makes sense, the more they believe it to be true.At the exact moment of genesis, Harperwas afraid that after going to all the troubleof creating the universe, nobody would likeit. As it turned out, the universe became allthe rage and on a given night, practicallyeverybody went there to see and be seen.Soon there were Universal weight liftingmachines, Universal Studios and UniversalTruths. In fact, the universe became so pop¬ular that Harvard decided to take credit forit.Naturally, the University of Chicago shiedaway from all this publicity. It distractedfrom the main task of the University, thecreation of a profound humanistic apathy.Moreover, Harper knew that the universestill had a few flaws. In the first place, therewas no Nobel Prize. Second, nobody knewhow big the thing was. Some said it was infi¬nite (which is very big) while others saidthat if you walked in a straight line for 125billion lightyears you would arrive at whereyou started, albeit with sore feet (whichwould rank with some of the greatest disap¬pointments of all time). And third, the uni¬verse was still a place that made sense,where people enjoyed themselves, andwhere relatively little evil existed.It was this last flaw which prompted thecreation of Hyde Park. Originally conceivedas a piece of geographic euthanasia, HydePark became the sight of the University andhence, the center of the universe.It took Harper 17 billion years to completethe University of Chicago — one billion toactually create the thing and 16 billion to ap¬point the members of all the advisory com¬mittees. In an effort to keep up to date, eachdepartment re-examines its ideas every100,000 years or so — except the economicsdepartment, of course, as their ideas haveremained unchanged since the beginning oftime.As soon as the University and the universewere completed, voices arose calling for thedemolition of the surrounding universe.Many called it “distracting” or “frighten¬ing” or “just plain stupid.” While most peo¬ple cncluded that if you don’t bother the realworld, it won’t bother you, the movement tohave the universe destroyed has picked upsteam in the past few decades.After the first controlled nuclear reactionhere some 40 years ago, Professor RobertNestle , who holds the Richard R. RockingChair in Cosmology, has been working onplans to collapse the non-U of C sections ofthe universe (known as Diaspora) back onthemselves. These plans, known alternati¬vely as the Big Crunch or the Nestle Crunch,have been proceeding on schedule andgained momentum when Ronald Reaganlearned of the Hubble Red Shift. “Betterdead than red,” Mr. Reagan declared.The destruction of the universe shouldbegin immediately following the Universi¬ty’s current fund drive. All students, facultyand alumni are cordially invited to attend. BLUE CROSS/BLUE SHIELDSummer 1983Off-Quarter CoverageJune 10th is the DEADLINE forenrollment!Applications are available inAdministration 103.Off-quarter coverage is available to degreestudents who are registered and participate inthe University Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan thequarter prior to the off-quarter and who expect tobe registered and participate the quarter follow¬ing off-quarter. Off-quarter coverage is availableto degree students for one quarter of non¬registration in a 12-month period. Application foroff-quarter coverage must be made in theRegistrar’s Office and the fee must be paid uponapplying.MOVING?RYDER RENTS TRUCKSM.*S15% OFFON LOCAL & ONE-WAY RENTALS• Local and one-way rates• Move with a friend• Minimum age requirement to TIIIIIIIIII• One-Way & Local Moves• Good at either locationRyder Truck Rental, Inc.1050 W. Pershing RoadChicago523-5555 American AutoGlass7856 S. Stony Island768-7711The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—15papanu.cSALE OATES:MAY 25-25MEMORIAL DAYC00K0UTSPECIALS!GOV’T INSPECTEDFRESH PORKSPARERIBSHUNTSBARB HUESAUCE20 LB. BAGREG. 4.29 • SAVE 70«ARROWHARBWOBBCHARCOALCERTI-SAVER32 OZ. JARASS T VARIETIESVLASICPICKLES8 PACKREG. 674 EACHCOUNTRY S DELIGHT SportsIM softball playoffs winding downStar slugger DebbieBreckinridge team. Crovitz the By John VispoelUniversity of Chicago’s “finest” will takethe field this week in the semifinals andfinals of that great event, IM softball. Threeteams will be crowned champions Wednes¬day in the finals of the coed, men’s, andwomen’s divisions.As of Monday, six teams remain in thebattle for the coed championship. Hitch¬cock/Snell earned a semi-final undergradu¬ate berth with a hard-fought victory overDewey by the score of 2-1. They playedBreckinridge yesterday. The winner of thisgame will battle Hale, who trounced LowerFlint 14-6 in the semifinals, for the under¬graduate championship. On Wednesday, thegraduate and undergraduate championswill play for the all-University champion¬ship.In the graduate coed division, The Pubwill play the winner of the game betweenHitters on the Run and Brick Bats. On Satur¬day, the Pub earned its way into the finalsby crushing Whaling Whales 13-6 and DredScott’s Revenge 13-6, while Hitters on theRun defeated Brideshead Unvisited to quali¬fy for the semifinals. Both the semi-finaland final games will be played today.In the women’s division, no playoff gameshave been played. On Tuesday, Snell will play Hale, while Upper Wallace takes onThree’s A Crowd. After these games, thewinners will battle for a berth in the finalsagainst the Home Platelets.In the men’s undergraduate playoffs,Chamberlin squeaked by Dodd/Mead 3-1 onSunday to win the undergraduate residencechampionship. Previous victories overThompson and Breckinridge allowed Cham¬berlin to earn its place in the finals. Similar¬ly, Dodd/Mead crushed Henderson 21-6 andsurvived a battle with Bishop 5-4 only to bedefeated by Chamberlin in the finals.On Monday, Chamberlin played the win¬ner of the independent division champion¬ship game between Dugan’s Golden Nug¬gets and the Falcon Inn Falcons. The winnerof this game will play the graduate champi¬on Wednesday for the all-University men’schampionship. The graduate champion wasdetermined in a Monday finals matchup be¬tween Malice Forethought and Built forSpeed, who fought past Fybigmi 6-5 in thesemifinals. (Scores on Monday games werenot available at press time.)To see the best in Hyde Park/Universityof Chicago softball, check out the champion¬ship games this Wednesday beginning at4:30 p.m. at North Field.Men’s track team takes 5th at conferenceBy Bob FisherThe men’s varsity track team finishedtheir outdoor season with a fifth place finishout of eleven teams in the Midwest Confer¬ence Championships at Carleton College.Chicago had 52 points. Coe College repeatedas Conference champions with 127 points.Two Maroons were led by senior ArtKnight, who closed his college career with amagnificent double victory in the 10,000-meter and 5000-meter races. In the 10K,Knight lapped the entire field and finished in31:15.7. The second place runner finishedover a minute and a half later. In the 5K,Knight paced the field with a 15:04.5, sevensecond ahead of the next finisher. Few run¬ners in Conference history have achievedthis grueling double victory, and Knight wasgenerally recognized as the meet’s top per¬former.Next in scoring for the Maroons was ver-stile sophomore Curt Schafer. This two-timeBond Medal winner proved his worth byplacing second in the long jump of 22 feet 4V2inches (missing first place by only Vfe inch)and third in the triple jump with a jump of13.75 meters. In the high jump Schaferjumped six feet four inches, tying the third,fourth, fifth, and sixth place finishers, butfailed to place because of his number ofmisses.In the 1500-meter run, Bob Fisher finishedsecond in 3:57.5, missing first place by half asecond. Jeff Kaiser finished fourth in the tri¬ple jump with a 13.50-meter leap. This wasthe Maroons’ only event with two scorers.The mile relay team of Peter Juhn, John Seykora, Reggie Mills and Mark Giffen rana 3:29.1 to finish fourth. Aaron Rourke fin¬ished fifth in the 800-meter run with a1:57.9.This year’s meet was highlighted by theimpressive third place finish of Cornell Col¬lege. This team has improved dramaticallyover the past year and a half. The top three teams each scored over one hundred points,and left little to the other eight. In fact, fiveof the teams failed to score even twentypoints.Coach Ted Haydon was pleased with theChicago performance, saying, “In a meetwith tough competition and no easy pointswe finished respectably.”Chicago Sting slays SeattleOn a-rain-slicked Soldiers Field Sunday,the Sting slid by the Seattle Sounders by ascore of 3-2. Midway through the first halfRichardo Alonso backheeled a ball to KarlHenz Granitza who chipped in to WheatonWonder Charlie Fajkus. Fajkus, alone onthe near corner of the goal box, shanked ashot that ricocheted off the far post and intothe net.Ten minutes later, Rookie sensation PeterGallagher stole the ball and streaked up thesideline adroitly sidestepping a slew of slid¬ing Sounders. Running out of real estate, hepulled the ball back to Granitza who slid it toHans Wiener. Wiener maintained his goal agame average by slamming it past the out¬stretched arms of Joe Corrigan, the Seattlekeeper. The fans were naturally delighted.Up 2-0 at halftime it was hard to belive thatthe Sting slumped to the cellar last year andSeattle went to the Soccer Bowl.Alas, the Sounders sprang to life at thestart of the second half as Mark Peterson hita header past Sting goalie, Noguiera. For¬tunately Seattle’s semblance of success wasSTUDENT GOVERNMENTMEETINGTuesday • May 24 • 7:30 pm • Stuart 105All are welcome — get involvedSponsor a booth for Memorial FestSunday • May 29ALL DAY AFFAIRMusic • Food • Drinks • GamesFor reservations contact:Tim IVong-753-8342x71216—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983 only smoke. Three minutes later Pato Mar-getic flew downfield on a breakaway, drewCorrigan out of the net, and dumped the balloff to fellow Argentine Alonso who walked inthe game winner. With time trickling awayPeterson scored again but by then it was ac¬ademic.Ostensibly the Sting has strengthened itsprevious weaknesses. The defense, that lastyear was called the “Sieve,” is quick andsolid lead by Korean All-Star Young JeungCho. Moving Granitza to midfield makes useof his distributing skills while minimizinghis acting ability. He starred in “A Dive inthe Box.” In turn, speedy South AmericansMargetic and Alonso are a potent pair ofstrikers.It was enjoyable to see the blend of theworlds best soccer styles, Latin and Ger¬man easily defeat the mindless chip and runEnglish game that typifies the Sounders.Friday the Sting venture to Vancouverand the Toronto Blizzard blow into townnext Sunday for a 1:30 p.m. appointment atSoldiers Field.Winds favor sailorsThe sailing team returned home withmore than just a second place trophy thisweekend; it brought back the respect of thecompeting schools.Paul Lyon, John Donermeyer, Mike Wing,and Steven Lyon took second place in the To¬ledo Invitational Regatta, finishing justahead of Western Michigan. The weatherwas sunny and warm, but winds were light,making refined sills of sail trim and boathandling imperative. “Sailing in this lightstuff is ideal for a beginning pleasure sailor,but keeps even the most experienced racerin constant trial,” remarked Wing.Because the team didn’t enter any regat¬tas last fall, a demonstration of its commit¬ment to competitive sailing was needed. Itsreapplication for membership in the Mid¬west Collegiate Sailing Association is cur¬rently being reviewed, and Paul Lyon feltthat “this kind of performance was neededto put the team back on the map.”The team plans to practice this summerso that it can do well when competition re¬sumes this fall. The next regatta it plans toattend is at Notre Dame in September.*SportsAthletes honored at banquet Classified AdsNatural wood thruout Near 59th and HarperBy Jane LookThe 79th annual Women’s Athletics Asso¬ciation awards banquet was held May 12 inthe Quadrangle Club. W’AA president andfourth-year student Alison O’Neill openedthe affair welcoming award-winning womenathletes and guests.The annual banquet offers an opportunityto honor outstanding individual and team ef¬forts on Chicago’s athletic fields during theyear. Of the 99 athletes competing on the 7varsity sports (field hockey, tennis, volley¬ball, basketball, swimming, softball, andtrack and field), 68 were awarded a varsityletter, the “Major C.” First year Major Cwinners received a white pullover sweater,second year winners were awarded aMaroon team jacket, and third year winnersreceived watches. Thirteen athletes won aminor letter in their sport, the Old Englishaward. Eighteen athletes also received hon¬orable mention for participation in a varsitysport.Ten senior women athletes were present¬ed the Maroon blanket by Patricia Kirby.These awards are given to seniors who havecompeted all four years of their eligibility,participated in a particular sport for threeyears and earned three major C’s for thatsport. The following seniors were awardedthe Maroon blankets in culmination of theircollege careers: Maureen Breen, PatriciaBriscoe, Nancy Flores, Susan Fortunato,Diana Kaspic, Kim Lynch, O’Neill, RebeccaRedman, Jean Shimotake and Kittie Wyne.Kirby was also awarded a blanket by theWAA for her 16 years of service as advisorto the WAA and 7 years as director ofwomen’s athletics at Chicago.The Women’s Advisory Board for Athlet¬ics (WABA), represented by Joan Costin,presented their gifts in support of women'sathletics on the intramural as well as var¬sity level. This organization supports thecontinuation of athletics at Chicago. Thisyear, WABA gave the Department of Physi¬cal Education payment towards a tractor tobe used to improve outdoor facilities. WABAalso is responsible for the new 1M bulletinboard in Henry Crown Field House. Finally,WABA contributed funds to be used for thedevelopment of a loanable pool of equip¬ment for participants who want to try asport without purchasing equipment.WABA also recognizes and awards out¬standing individual efforts with the EdithBallwebber prizes, which were announcedfor the fall, winter and spring sports of the1982-83 year. The cash awards, made poss-Crew places 6thBy Carla PritchettSaturday, May 14, the coed crew ended itsfinest season with an impressive perfor¬mance at the Waterloo, Iowa Regatta.Forty of its rowers competed in Novice,Varsity Men’s, Women’s, and mixed races.Of 22 teams entered, the Chicago crew-placed sixth overall.The large number of entries made heatsnecessary for most events, and all of the UCentries except the women’s open four quali¬fied for the finals. Making the finals inmen’s events were the Open 4, Lighweight 4,Fisher to runat national levelBy David RaskinThird-year student Bob Fisher qualifiedfor the NCAA Division III National TrackChampionships Friday.In an end of the season, last chance effortto qualify for the 1500-meter run, Fisherneeded a 3:53, but ran an unexpected 3:49.5beating his own personal best by six sec¬onds. His weekend performance was one ofthe fastest qualifying times for Division IIIand ensures that he will be competitive atthe national level and capable of achievingAll-America honors.His time is approximately equivalent to a4:07 mile and places him in contention forthe school records held by All-AmericaTeam member Mike Axinn, Class of ‘82. Na¬tionals are held this weekend at North Cen¬tral College in Naperville. ible by both WABA and the Department ofPhysical Education and Athletics, are pre¬sented to women athletes who have contri¬buted significantly to a varsity sport duringa particular quarter. The autumn quarterrecipients were Briscoe, Kaspic, Anne deMelogue, Beverly Davis, and Jane Look.Briscoe, de Melogue, and Kaspic participat¬ed in field hockey, Davis received honors forvolleyball, and Look was recognized fortennis.Winter quarter award winners wereNancy Flores for her participation in indoortrack and field, Denise Hanna for basketballand Martha Kinney for swimming.Also announced were the recipients of the1983 spring quarter Ballwebber prizes. For¬tunato and Karen Kitchen were recognizedfor their softball contributions and AnneLibby and Kaspic received prizes for theirparticipation in track and field.Follow'ing the announcement of the Ball¬webber prize w inners was the recognition ofmore individual achievement in the form ofthe Most Valuable Player awards of eachsport. For the autumn quarter, MaureenBreen received field hockey MVP accoladesfrom Coach Linda Whitehead. Coach Chris-tel Nicholls awarded tennis MVP honors toJane Look, and Kitchen was presented vol¬leyball honors by Coach Rosalie Resch.For the Winter quarter sports, freshmanGretchen Gates captured basketball honorsand received her award from Coach DiannNestel. Kinney was presented swimmingMVP accolades by Assistant Coach BillBean.Also the spring quarter MVP awards wereannounced for the softball and track andfield teams. Kitchen received a second MVPaward, for softball honors, from Kirby.Helen Straus earned the track and fieldMVP from Whitehead.WAA president O’Neill also announced theresults of voting for the 1983-84 executiveboard of the WAA. Carol Weesner will serveas president, Kitchen as vice-president,Tracey Burton as corresponding secretary,Sheila Dugan as recording secretary, andWendy Pietrzak as publicity chairman.Finally, the Dudley Medal Presentation,was made by Mary Jean Mulvaney. Thisaward, given to the outstanding seniorscholar athlete, was presented to AlisonO’Neill for her participation in field hockeyand track and field, and for her leadershipas president of the WAA the past tw'oyears.to end seasonVarsity 8, Novice 8, and Novice 4 boats.Women’s boats in the finals were the Ligh¬tweight 4, Novice 4, band Novice 8.Chicago’s Men’s Light 4 wron gold medalsdespite strong competition, and will begoing to the National Championships in Julyas one of the fastest such boats in the Mid¬west region. The Men’s Open 4 placed sec¬ond, earning silver medals.The performance of the team was notedby United States Rowing Association offi¬cials, who complimented President DaveGlazer and Head Coach Marty Howard onthe grow'th of the team, and on its first-ratecompetitive performances.The Waterloo Regatta followed a similar¬ly fine performance at the Midwest Champi¬onships two weeks earlier at Madison, Wis¬consin. There, too, all the Varsity boatsqualified for the finals, and the Men’s Light4 won bronze medals in a photo-finish for thefirst four places. The Championship Regat¬ta is one of the largest in the country, andthis was the first medal won there by a U ofC crew in many years.The weekend between the Waterloo andMadison Regattas was marred by horribleweather, and a regatta at East Lansing, Mi¬chigan was canceled before many eventswere run.The University of Chicago coed crew willcontinue to grow this summer with anotherseries of “learn-to-row” classes for begin¬ners, as well as competition at the Nationalsand throughout the Midwest. Any experi¬enced rowers, coxswains or coaches, or per¬sons interested in learning to row can callDave Glazer at 477-5652. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. 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Call eves 966-6888 or966 688059th & Blackstone. 2Va rm. studio condoBeautifully remodeled, oak floors, balcony.Ideal for single or investor. 667 4612 eves.BEAUTIFUL 2 BEDROOM 2 BATH coopESTATE SALE! well below market Mies VanDer Roher promentory financing availablenew levelor blinds rehabd kitchen move inperfect 10 U.C. en. 21, Kennedy, Ryan, MonigalHilde Zurne 667 6666 684 0151Apt. for RENT or SUBLET; beautiful 2bedroom, 2 bathroom; a/c, furnished forsublet, avail mid June; modern kitchen incldishwasher, building has 24hr security, exercise room, parking; rent: sublet-verynegotiable, lyr lease $634. 5020 S. Lake shore;241-731556th + KIMBARK Summer Sublet 6/15-9/15 20sunny, Clean Furnished 3BR $180 private room$137 ea to share big BR NEGOTIABLE 753-22401312/1401SUMMER SUBLET Furnished bedroom innice apartment at 54th & Kimbark. 955-0315SUBLET $175 per bdrm in 6 bdrm house LIV.RM , DIN. RM., STUDY, TV RM, 3 BATHS onCornell CALL 753 8342 rm #1006 or 1034 Askabout subletFemale Grad Student sought to share spacious3BR 2BA apt beg July 1 for 83 84 Schl yrLocated on Univ Ave near Fieldhse has LR,DR, 2 Porches and Yard. FANTASTIC APT$2l2/month (heat incl) + elec. Call Now: 947-9026Roommate wanted: Male grad to share largesunny apt. with 2 others. 55th and Woodlawn.$l43/month phone 955-117759th 4- Harper Sublet: lg fr in 3br apt furn, ac$150/mo Call 752-3581For Rent-2 rooms on 3rd floor of profs house48th + Kimbark. 150/mo reduced in whole or inpart by babysitting boys 3-t-8 Female preferred. Available late August. 624-5978Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 AM. 4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10-4The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—17Classified AdsRoom in apartment tor sublet July 1-Sept 30.One block from campus. Furnished. Femalepreferred. Call Kathy at 288 2462Aug/Sep Occup. 1-2BR 55th-FWoodlawn NrCampus fpl Hdwd Firs Quiet Secure Brite 1stfir walk up apt $550 incl heat 241-7425 eves.FOR SALE BY OWNER 2BR nr campus +shopping bath + kit newly remodeled LR, DR,Bale, Hdwd firs, 1st fir walk-up secure quietLOW $60's 241-7425JULY OCCUPANCY 2 BR nr campus + shopp¬ing new kit + bath hdwd firs bale quiet secure1st fir walk-up apt $600 incl heat 241-7425 evesFOR RENT. FACULTY MEMBER'S APART¬MENT. 7 ROOMS/3 BEDROOMS. 57th &BLACKSTONE. AVAILABLE MID AUGUSTTHRU MID DECEMBER. $475 per month +utilities. 324-3550.Close to campus! Two bedroom apartment at54 -+- Greenwood. Newly decorated.$450/month 75 security deposit. June lease. 241 -7208Sublet: spacious, sunny 2-BDR APT. Furnish¬ed, convenient, safe. Mid-June to mid-Sept.Dates flexible. $400 per month. Call 493-0755Large, light studio on campus -F minibusroutes Furn. 4- some ktch. equip. Walk-inclos., full-size ktch, Indry, serty guard. 6/30-8/30. Fall opt. $267 4 elec. Call 241-6782.Darling .Lili (Blake Edwards, 1970) JulieAndrews portrays an entertainer in Parisduring WWI. Known for her benefit perfor¬mances for wounded Allies, she is in fact aspy for the Germans. She is courted by, andeventually falls in love with an Americanflyer. Genuinely in love, she cannot revealher true identity to her lover without com¬promising herself, but complications forceher into a position where self-revelation issure to doom him as well. The lovers areforced closer to a choice between each otherand their countries. Tues.. May 24 at 8 p.m.Doc. $2.Gilda (Charles Vidor, 1946) tells the story ofan unsavory menage a trois involving RitaHayworth, Glenn Ford, and George Ma-cready. Ford is a second-rate gambler,drifting through the Latin American under¬world. When the psychopathic Macreadvsaves his life. Ford agrees to manage his ca¬sino, and there he encounters Macready’swife, Hayworth. Things really heat up whenHayworth does her famous striptease to“Put the Blame on Marne, Boys.’’ Wed.,May 25 at 8 p.m.Midnight (Mitchell Leisen, 1939) This is thefilm of Parisian devotion and lust. ClaudetteColbert poses as Count John Barrymore’sTUESDAYFOTA: Classical Concert — Chamber Orchestraconducted by Mark Prentiss, with members of theChicago Symphony Orchestra (!): Mozart, Dvorak 8p m. Mandel Hall FREEDOC: Darling Lili 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50Center For Middle Eastern Studies: Leonard Binderon “The Deconstruction of Orientalism” 3:30 p.m.Pick 218Dept, of Microbiology: Robert Lamb, NorthwesternUniversity, on “Spliced, Unspliced, and Bi-Cistron-ic mRNas of Influenza Virus” 4 p.m. CLSC 1117Comm on Virology: Dr. Mark Stinski, U. of Iowa, on"Organization and Expression of the ImmediateEarly Genes of Human Cytomegalovirus" 3 p.m.SBRI J-135T’ai Chi: Classes led by Master Wu 8-10 p.m. INHRacquetball Club: 6:30-Close HCFH courts 3 + 4Summer Jobs Information Workshop: Noon Reyn¬olds Club 200WEDNESDAYFOTA: PUB Movie: “Bad Girls of the SilverScreen” — Starlets, Harlots, and Hollywood with aGangster Movie. 10 p.m. Membership onlyLSF: Midnight 8:30 p.m. Law School $2DOC: Gilda 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50Rockefeller Chapel: Holy Communion followed byBreakfast 8 a m.Badminton Club: 7:30-10 p.m. INH GymPolitical Order and Change Public Lecture: MelvinReder on “How Do Economists Know the Truth?Ideology and Science.” 2:30 p.m. Cobb 209 Lge. sunny apt., 2000 sq. ft., 3 bdrm., 2 bth wbfpin liv. rm„ sunpeh., dng. rm„ mdrn. kit. avail.7/1/83. $700 4 sec. 861 1179or 324 5116.Summer sublet Great location safe sunny 1 Bdrfurnished Rent Negotiable avail. June 11 241-5988 eve 753-2558 day Lynn keep trying.Lovely Studio Condo 55th nr UC Univ Park poolAC 24 hr security rent avail June1BEDROOM avail, in 2000 4 sq ft Apt. LR, DR,Sunporch overlooking Lake and Park.Spacious, elegant. On minibus route. Friendlyroommates. $170 incl. heat, utils, extra. Call643-0310or 962-8301 (Cliff, afternoons).Remodelled farmhouse near Lake Geneva, Wion 13 acres, creek. Furnished, 3 bedrms.,study. Excellent cross-country skiing, skating,etc. Perfect for sabbatical or weekend retreat.Available Sept. 1. One year lease. $450/mo. 733-0818 (weekdays) or (414) 248-1802 (weekends)Summer sublet large room in group apt nearHarper Court $150/'mo. semi-furnished 955-0729SUMMER SUBLET 2 BEDRM 2 BATHSPACIOUS apartment modern secure building5530 South Shore Dr. Air conditioned newlyredecorated $725.00/month for appointmentplease call Ms Kerman 288 3706or 664-6650SUMMER SUBLET Lge 2BDRM Apt SafeClose to Campus 4 City Bus Rtes LaundryFacil in Bldg $470/mo Util Incl WILLNEGOTIATE ! Call 363-7265 Eves 4 WEmistress in order to arouse the attentions ofunfaithful with Mary Astor. Unfortunately,Colbert’s lover Don Ameche, appears unex¬pectedly and must be proven insane to bekept from interfering. Wed., May 25 at 8:30p.m. LSF. $2.David Copperfield (George Cukor, 1935)W.C. Fields plays Uriah Heep and EdnaMay Oliver plays Aunt Betsy in this MGMadaptation of Dickens’ classic, about a Brit¬ish youth in old England. Thurs., May 26 at8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.Children of Paradise (Marcel Carne,1943-45) On the Boulevard du Crime in 19thCentury Paris, a mime falls in love with abeautiful woman. This film is about the na¬ture and types of love and the relationshipbetween life and art, reality and illusion.Thurs., May 26 at 8 p.m. I-House TalkingPictures, $2.The Promised Land (Miguel Litten, 1973) AChilean folk tale based on historical eventsduring the 1930s when the worldwide depres¬sion caused social and economic upheaval inChile and eventually led to the establish¬ment of the first (but short-lived) socialistrepublic in the Americas. Thurs., May 26 at8 p.m. Doc. $2.THURSDAYConcrete Gothic Theatre: The Good Woman of Set-zuan 8 p.m. 3rd Floor Reynolds Club Theatre $2.50 &$3.00FOTA: Photo Workshop 03: How to Print Black &White 7-9 p.m. INH Rm 218. Register in advance Rm210Talking Pictures: Children of Paradise 8 p.m. I-House $2 Free PopcornLSF: David Copperfield 8:30 p.m. Law School $2DOC: In the Jungle There is Lots To Do & The Pro¬mised Land 8 p.m. Cobb $2Annual Honors Assembly: 4 p.m. Cloister ClubPersian Circle: Heshmat Moayyad, NELC, willspeak in Persian on “Prince Dolgorukov or MullahDorughgu;; 12:30 p.m.; And a Lecture in English byAbdul-Karim Rafeq on “Craft Corporations of Ot¬toman Damascus: Traditionalism vs. Modernism” 4p.m. Pick 218Physics Dept.: Kip Thorne, C.I.T., on “Gravitation¬al Wave Astronomy: Prospects and Dreams" 4:30p.m. Eck 133BROWN BAG LECTURES: Branly Womack,N.I.U., on "Theses on Democracy” 12-2 p.m. WilderHouse 5811 S. Kenwood. Sponsored by the Centerfor the Study of Industrial Societies.NOONTIME CONCERT: Nathalie Dreyfus, Bute,Zhen Mei Wang, piano, and Carlos Cisneros, guitar:Poulenc, Bach, Paganini, and Ibert. 12:15 p.m.Goodspeed Recital Hall FREEComm. On Virology Herpes Series: Dr. M.A. Ep¬stein, U. of Bristol, on “Recent Immunological Stu¬dies with Epstein-Barr Virus”4 p.m. CLSC 1^17Comm, on Genetics: Kevin Rist on "Bacteriophangen4 DNA Replication” 1:15 p.m. Zoo 14Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vespers 4:15 p.mChicago Review Speker Series: William H. Glassreading “Culp” from The Tunnel 4 p.m. Swift Lec¬ture FREE 5218 28 WoodlawnNear ttle U of C cumpus & shopping. One & twobdrm. apts. avail, for immed. occ. Rents startat $380. For an inspect, call 643-6428. ask forJohn or Parker-Holsman Co., 493-2525Summer sublet 2 bedroom includingdishwasher color TV 51st Blackstone 955 67251 bdrm available for summer, w/fall option, inattractive, plant-filled apt near grocery 4laundry. Non-smoking female pref. call 947-1856 days (10-5), 684 1388 eves.STUDIO APARTMENTS $250 Hild Realty 955-1200SPACE WANTEDStudio or 1 Br; for June 15 or thereafter. To350/month. Permancy desired; summer subletconsidered. Please call 241-7015.Prof, on sabbatical 4 wife looking for furnhouse/apt fall 83/fall 84 call Ms. de Erdman670 0240 days/753 0281 nights.Responsible married couple seeks one or twobdrm. apt. in Hyde Pk. for Sept. 2 324-7846APARTMENT/ROOMMATE WANTED: MaleGrad Student seeks 2 BR APT near UC,transp., & shopping by July 1; also neat, quiet,non-smoker to share same. MIKE 271-5886,evenings before 10PM.GREAT DEAL!!Roommate wanted to share spacious 1 BdrmApt with balcony at 53 St. & Harper. Near co¬op, mini-bus, 1C. Available 6/15. RENTNEGOTIABLE 955-1308 Keep TryingUNIVERSITY CONDOS2 br for sale 54000 avail Sept 1 br for rent440/mo. for sale 38500 avail July 1 call Lin 324-7458CONDO FOR SALE56th & Kimbark, 2BDRM, Eat-in Kitchen, FullDr 4 Pantry, Safe, Sunny Court Yard BuildingPleasant Views, $66,000 Call 876-3512 Days.GREAT APT/SUBLET^4br, 2ba, 57 and Drexel, Sunny, Modern withWood floors, 145 4 heat-summer, 160 4 heat-regular, NEG. 2 rms w/fall option. 753-224001006 or 1805SUMMER SUBLETLarge bedroom in completely renovated 2-bdrm apt. All new appliances, plumbing,carpeting, etc. Free central air. Completelyfurnished. 5200 Blkstone Call 955 6034 anytime.GREAT SUMMERSUBLET!3 BLOCKS FROM CAMPUS 58th 4 Kenwood.2 grad roommates; kitchen; living room; largebedroom; storage. $175. 493-4913FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700."Teargas" mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.O Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 Ford Mustang '75 good running condition $400call Jon 241-7163Free overstuffed armchair to anyone 643-47471970 Dodge Dart. Great mechanical condition,good service record. $400 or best offer. CallJeff after 5 at 947 0437.FUJI FR 1190 Cassettes lOtor $29.90FUJI T120VHS Tapes $12.95FUJI T120 High Grade Tapes $14.95MODEL CAMERA 1342 E. 55th St. 493-67001960 VOLVO PV544 CLASSIC Engine complete¬ly re-built. Ex. mech, condition. FOR THETRUE VOLVO PERSON must sell $1,500.00Call 538-6979First-class round trip ticket on United Airlinesbetween points in the United States (includingHawaii), Canada and Mexico. Valid tillDecember 15. Best offer over $500. 955-6010.RUGS, each approx. 9'xl2' in good condition: 1gold, lblue/green shag, 1 brown(long-nap). $25each or make an offer. 363-6461 evenings.Applell look, Canon Sound 8mm Nikon R8Super 8mm Cameras Sony BetamaxRecord/Play Call 241-5786 after 4 p.m.TWIN BEDS buy for $75 (1 yr old) get 2d olderbed free; DESK mahog. stained $45 241-6231OLD'S CUTLASS SUP 77Auto-trans, p.b., p.s, air-cond, am-fm stereo V8excellent cond. $2400, call 363-5775.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning$3/hr. 96? 8846.FULL TIME BABYSITTER WANTED to carefor one year-old in our home. Start July 1st.Call evenings or weekends 752-0743.Student or students to take over NEW YORKTIMES campus route for fall term. Jobs dutiesinclude set up, selling and early morningdelivery of the NEW YORK TIMES. For fulldetails, please call New York Times at 229-1650.One opening in ongoing women's therapy grpin early June '83. Ages 25-32. Screening interview, N/C Mary Hallowitz MSW/CSW 947-0154Student Wanted to babysit in my home; occasional evenings thru summer. 324-9533Poster Distributor for LSF, Fall '83-Spring '8430 35 films per quarter, $10 per film 4 6 hoursper week. Undergrad preferred. Leave name-F number with our ticket takers.ROOM/PARTIAL BOARD in exchange for“Being There" after school hrs for workingMom's 6th grader. Must be responsible andlike brash, witty, know-it all type of kid. Startdate flexible Require academic yr commitment. Close to campus Call eves: 955 8321.SPARE TIME INCOME: Our products aredesired by many. Just place and collectquarters. For information send $1 to:Brightstar Ind. Inc. 2240 S.E. Thompson, Cor¬vallis, Or, 97333Grad Student Intern for summer and/or fall.Part or full time. Organize and report onseminars. Downtown location. Phone: 782 8967SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR TYPIST, 363 0522PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962 6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home. Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493 7351Typing - fast, friendly, accurate. Specialty:resumes -F late papers. P up -F del. 924 4449.PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324 5943, 667 4285Campus FilmsCalendar18—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983Classified AdsFLOYD'S DECORATIVE SERVICEInterior 8. Exterior Very Neat & ProfessionalBest references Very Reasonable Over 20years In The Hyde Park Kenwood Area CALLFLOYD 221 5661General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon752-1983.SUMMER PIANO LESSONS for children andadults from U of C music student. $13 per hour.Call BJ Russell 962-7628 or 493-2970.TYPIST exp. Turabin PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Do you need CHILDCARE? Inexpensive:$2.25/hr Responsible, personalized attention.Activity-oriented morning program for 3-5 yrolds (in my home). Refs avail, call Kirsten:947-0035Excellent, accurate TYPIST with B.A. willtype term papers, theses, resumes,manuscripts—whatever your typing needs.Quick, pick-up and delivery on campus.Reasonable—call Wanda 947-0456 after 5 p.m.PERSONALSBONES: All's I want to do is jump on yourbones.BONESFri 5-13 57 -F Woodlawn 6pm; a look, two looksand an imaginary wildness, what say? whatsay?Matt in Modernism: Hello it's me again. Can'tyou guess?with a woman who came from a wasp upperclass background...DM: Can we try again with the picture?MC: Yea, inside or outside?gabba gabba hey-see you on Memorialweekend Sam!NEEDATYPIST?Excellent work. Reasonable Rates. Tel: 536-7167NEEDANURSE'S AIDE?Experienced nurses' aide seeks part timeemployment assisting senior citizens with dai¬ly chores in their homes. Reasonable rate andvery willing to help. Call Joan at 241-7991SCENESPIZZA every FRIDAY at the” BLUEGARGOYLE. Full take out service available.5655 So. University. Open M-F 11:00AM2:00PM 1 blk east of Regenstein.Les Beaux Parleurs rendez vous une dernierefois cette annee! Jeudi, 20h,INH. La conversation et des rafraichissements. VENEZ NOMBREUX! Details: telephonez Lesa a 753-2249#1325 SGFCWANTEDWanted: 2TICKETS to 6/10 GRADUATION.Will pay $$. Call Mark: 933-1813 or 363-6700x511.RIDESPerson wanted to share driving of truck (std.shift) on June 30 and July 1 to Amherst, Mass,area. Call 684 3389 in evening. PHOTOGRAPHYSTUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest por¬trait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643-6262STEP TUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around cam¬pus for a mere $15. Buy it in the SAO office(Rm. 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checks only please.)ALERT FORCEYou lob a gas grenade as the armor car runsthrough the fence. There, ten yards away, is anuclear bomb. This is ALERT FORCE, asimulated terrorist attack on SAC airbase.How many planes can you destroy? Can youget the bomb? Or can you stop it? New fromClose Simulations: 112 cut counters, 12'' x 14"map, 16 page illustrated rule book with 9scenarios, a zip lock bag, all in a handsomebox. $5 plus 50 postage (III. residents add 30tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.0 Box 2247Dept. P, Northbrook, II. 60062SAILING CLUBOrganizational meeting for old and newmembers 5/25 at 8:00 in Room 217 Ida NoyesACHTUNG!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S POPULAR GERMAN COURSE AND HIGH PASS THE SUMMER LANGUAGE EXAM! Classes will meetM F from June 20 July 22. Three sections: 10-12, 1-3 4- 6-8. For more information and toregister, call: 667-3038.POLARITYBALANCINGTo release tension, to relax and to center you.Non sexual massage. Call Bob Rueter at 3247530 for information or appointment.DAWNin the South Atlantic... Suddenly a Harrier flysover and there is the sound of shells. The BritishInvasion has begun! This is "The FalklandsWar," not some cheap quickie design, but a detail¬ed simulation of the battle based on top levelBritish sources, including participants in the bat¬tle. Every plane, ship and troop used by both sidesare in this simulation. Also included: a large threecolor map, over 100 counters, charts, rules andplayers' notes in an attractive bookshelf box. Thefight for the wind-swept islands is on! $14.00 (III.residents please add 84c tax) plus $1 for postageand handling to CLOSE SIMULATIONS, Dept T.P.O. Box 2247, Northbrook, II. 60062.RAMON ESwill be HERE for the Memorial CelebrationMay 29 free from MAB MAB MABREPUBLICANSUCCR's will meet tonight, 7pm, in Ida Noyes.Election of next year's officers will be heldPROPOSAL WRITERExperienced proposal writer for summer. Partor full fime. Phone: 782-8967 PUB MOVIESARTHUR, starring Dudley Moore, Tues 7+11.Wed—FOTA specials, 10pm. Members only.21 +PHOTO WORKSHOP #3Learn to Print B&W photos, Ida Noyes rm 2187-9 pm. THURS. May 26 free from FOTA(chemicals and paper provided)VISITORSperform in Hutch Court. Thurs. May 26 atnoon, free from FOTASAMHRADHperforms in Hutch Court. Today at noon, freefrom FOTASEE LOOSE WOMENin an independent video-STAR LOTS,HARLOTS & HOLLYWOOD and A GANSTERFILM by UC student Marc Moss-lOpm. WedMay 25 in the PUB entry by membership only,free from FOTA FOTA FOTASTARLOTS, HARLOTS& HOLLYWOODindependent vido in the PUB alsoGANGSTERfilm by UC student Marc Moss. 10pm Wed.May 25 entry membership only, free FOTAFOTA FOTA FOTACLASSICAL CONCERTby the FRIENDS OF MOZART ORCHESTRAin Mandel Hall. 8pm tonight, free from FOTAFOTA FOTAPUBCONCERTPRESENCE III comes back again. Jazz fusionat its very best. Thurs. May 26, lOpm-Midnight.Members only. 21 +HOTLINENeed someone who'll listen? Call hotline Weare trained student volunteers who will helpyou sort through whatever it is that's botheringyou, and who will try our best to get the in¬formation or referral you need.Dial 753-1777 between 7pm and 7amCalls are strictly confidentialEND ITALLat the last Blue Gargoyle Coffee House of thequarter. Clay Midgets go acoustics (sort of) fora great n*te of music Thursday May 26. Doorprizes! A mission $1. Show at 9:00 BG at 57and Univ. ( hanks for a great year! LANGUAGE COURSES6-week SUMMER SESSION: June 22, 83through Chicago Cluster of Theological Schoolsat the Lutheran School of Theology offers pro¬fessional instruction by experieced teachersand/or native speakers in FRENCH/GERMAN/LATIN. See below for specifics or callCCTS: 667 3500ext. 266.FRENCH COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC. 6 weeks: June 13 to Ju¬ly 22. Advanced Reading: TTh 7:30-9:30; Fee:$110 Intermediate Conversation by arr. For in¬fo and reg. call Margery Schneider 947-8176 orCCTS 667 3500 ext 266GERMAN COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC. 6 weeks: June 13 to Ju¬ly 22.INTENSIVE GERMAN: Section I Mo Fr 9-11am, rm309 Section 2: Mo-Th 5-7:30pm,rm309. Fee: $220 (60hrs)ADVANCED READING: T/TH 8-10pm, rm309. Fee $110 CONVERSATIONAL GERMAN(intermediate): M/W 8-10 p.m. CONVERSA¬TION FOR STUDENTS WITH READINGKNOWLEDGE to be arranged. For info andreg. call instr. Gerlinde F. Miller (PhD) nativespeaker (363-1384) or CCTS 667 3500 ext 266LATIN COURSESthrough CCTS at LSTC by appointment CallFather Zbowski 324 2626 or CCTS 667 3500 x266ATTENTIONJUNE GRADS:Are your parents alumni? Siblings? Aunts?Uncles? If so, we'd • ike to take yourphotograph (and theirs) for FAMILY ALBUM,on Graduation Day. Come in to the Universityof Chicago Magazine office at Robie House andsign up beforehand, so we can find you on thebig day.FRIENDS OFMOZARTORCHESTRAA chamber ensemble whose membership isdrawn primarily from the CHICAGO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA music of Mozart &Dvorak. MANDEL HALL TONIGHT (May 24)8pm. free event from FOT A FOTA FOT ACHRISTIAN SINGINGCome and rejoice in the Lord; come and singSongs of joy and praise to our Lord Christ Onthe quad in front of Eckhart (by tennis courts).May 26 (Thursday) 11:30 til 1:00 RAINPLANS: bring an umbrella. Take a break inyour day and have fun!EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TO.PARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241 -622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLE PHOTOGRAPHIC & OFFICEFILM MACHINE DEPTPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTERIESRADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE9ZQ EAST 58 TH ST, 962i7558The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 24, 1983—19Hot FudgeSundaesHotChocolatesCappucinoWine ListFull BarFastServiceDraftBeersEspressoHours:Monday-Wednesday11:30 A.M. to 10:00 P.M.Thursday11:30 A.M. to 11:00 P.M.Friday & Saturday11:30 A.M. to MidnightSunday5 00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M.Coming SoonSUNDAY BRUNCH EDICIOn HarperAppetizers Homemade Soups and ChMFrench Fried Onions 1.50 Black Baan Soap (vegetarian) cup1.00 bowl1.75Guacamole - avocado dip with chipsNachos — tortilla chips layered with cheese, 3006 Nachos 2.25 Chicken and Vegetable 100 1.75guacamole and sour creamAssorted Pat* Plata 12 Nachos 4 002.50 Beef and Bean Chill 2.00 3.75EntreesServed with bread, butter, and mixed garden saladFettaccine AlfredoNoodles in a fresh parmesan. cream and butter sauce475Seafood Fettaccinefish, shrimp and scallops sauteed in butter withgarlic, scallions and a touch of Pernod, on noodles725Fettaccine with Saateed VegetablesTopped with Alfredo sauce625Spinach LaaagnaA meatless casserole with layers of noodles,spinach, cheese, and tomato sauce5.50Fresh Brook TroatDelicately breaded and sauteed, with french fries675Chicken LiversSauteed with onions, mushrooms, and wine,on noodles or rice5.75 Beef StroganoffThe owner's pride Sauteed strips of sirloin, onions,and mushrooms in a rich sauce of homemade simmeredveal stock and sour cream, on noodles or rice8.85BratwarstA light, subtly seasoned sausage made weekly by a local Bavanansausage maker, with sauteed onions and apples, and french fries5.50Carry ChickenPieces of boneless chicken simmered in a cream curry saucewith fruit, served on rice or noodles5.50Liver NormandieSauteed with onions, apples, and brandyChoice of rice, noodles, or french fries5.75Sauteed Fresh VegetablesSauteed lightly with basil, served on nice5.00Mexican SpecialtiesServed with refried beans and garnished with shredded lettuce, tomato, guacamole, sour cream and hot sauceHaotas — two jumbo flour tortillas, rolled and stuffed withchoice of beef or chicken and fried until crisp475 Enchiladas—beef or chicken rolled into three soft com tortillas andbaked in your choice of red or green sauce Topped with melted cheese5.25Eapahadas - two soft flour tortilla turnovers, filled with cheese,hot peppers, tomato and choice of beef or chicken.Pan fried and topped with red or green sauce Tacos—three soft or hard-cooked com tortillas stuffed with choice ofbeef or chicken and lettuce, tomato and cheese475RED SAUCE: a tangy tomato sauce, spiced with hot ancho chiles.GREEN SAUCE milder than our red sauce, and rich with green Mexican tomatillos and poblano peppersHOT SAUCE: a firey, fresh-tasting table salsa with jalaperios, tomatoes, onions and spicesThe Hamburger MediciApproximately 8 oz uncooked Served with french fries and your choiceof black bread or Kaiser roll Served medium-rare, unless specified otherwiseMedici burger (plain) 3.95 Swissburger 4 40 Mushroomburger 4 45Diet-Burger (no bread) 3.70 Cheddarburger 4.45 BBQ-Mushroomburger 455Onionburger 4.20 Chili Burger 5.15 Onion-Mushroomburger 470Barbequeburger 4.05 Sourcreamburger 445Mexi Burger - with guacamole and Stroganoffburger—with sauteed onions and mushrooms,hot sauce 5.15 topped with sour cream 5 15light Meals & SandwichesPotato Pancakes with sour cream or apple sauce 3 50fMHbaw Salad Sandwich with french fries* 3.75fTulsOs (three eggs) choice of any three ingredients:cheese, swiss. cheddar. mozzarellameat: ham. baconvegetable: mushrooms, onions, green pepper 4 00Iplnsrh Omelette with hoOandaise sauce 4 50 SaladsJvBcane Salad mixed garden salad withham. turkey, egg, and swiss cheese 4 50Avocado It Tomato Salad 2 .50Mixed Garden Salad 125Draarings-cream parmesan (50C extra).Italian, white french.5211 South Harper Avenue'In Harper Court