- Striking Out University HistoryAmos Alonzo Stagg, one of the country’s mostfamous football coaches and a strong influence onintercollegiate sports for many years, gives instruc¬tions to some Maroon players. See story in center.Broke Brookspage five The Staggering StartCENTERSPREAD-The Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 55 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 17, 1983Braun to declare she won’tseek Congressional seatBy Cliff GrammichState Representative CarolMoseley Braun will announcetoday that she will not becomea candidate for the First Dis¬trict Congressional seat, whichbecame vacant with the elec¬tion of Mayor Harold Washing¬ton. Braun is the representa¬tive from the 25th District,which includes east HydePark.In her statement, Braunstressed the need for a comingtogether of the community forthe good of the city. She saidthat she will not participate ina “family feud” among localindependents which wouldUS policy on Central Americato be discussed at Round TableBy Steve ShandorThe Round Table discussionseries continues this quarter aspanelists John Coatsworth,Manuel Garreton, Louis Good¬man, Gidon Gottleib and mod¬erator Lubosh Hale addressthe top of “US Foreign Policyin Central America” this eve¬ning at 8 p.m. in the Swift Lec¬ture Hall.The Round Table series issponsored by the Academic Af¬fairs Committee of StudentGovernment (AAC), and thisdiscussion is being funded bythe AAC and the Center forLatin American Studies.Concerning the somewhatcontroversial nature of thetopic, AAC Chair Susan Gal¬lagher said, “We’re trying tomove the Round Table” tomore current issues. She saidthat US foreign policy in Cen¬tral America is “somethingthat’s going on now” as op¬posed to larger questions likethose of general education andethics in biology, which werethe subjects of the last twoRound Tables. When askedabout the increasingly topicalnature of the discussion series,Gallagher said, “I’m not surewhether it’ll be a trend,” butadded that choosing issues ofthe day is along the lines ofwhere the AAC feels the RoundTable should be.Gallagher said, “There is alot of controversy about (USpo-licies in Central America) — alot of misunderstandings.” Thepress, she noted, has added tothe heated debate without real¬ly making the issues anyclearer for the American pub¬lic. Gallagher said that shehopes that the Round Tablewill at least present the factsand illuminate the issues forthose who attend.Gallagher said that her com¬mittee does not “set out a realrigid format” for the paneliststo follow. She said, though, thatshe expects the discussion tofocus on the question of whether Central America rep¬resents another Vietnam. Shesaid that the panelists willprobably try to weigh themoral responsibility for the re¬gion which the United Stateshas accepted since the promul¬gation of the Monroe Doctrineagainst more pragmatic con¬cerns about the real ability ofthe US to peacefully to influ¬ence the direction of CentralAmerican countries.Lubosh Hale, the moderatorof the discussion, is associatedean of the Graduate School ofBusiness and a senior lecturerin the Social Sciences Colle¬giate Division.John Coatsworth is a profes¬sor of Latin American historyand has written two books onthe economic history of Mexi¬co. He has also served as a vi¬siting professor of economicsat El Colegio de Mexico inMexico City.Manuel Garreton is theTinker Visiting Professor ofLatin American Studies in thepolitical science department.He is currently on leave fromthe faculty of Latin AmericanStudies in Santiago, Chile.Louis Goodman is the direc¬tor of the Latin American pro¬gram at the Woodrow WilsonInternational Center for Schol¬ars in Washington, DC. TheCenter is a branch of theSmithsonian Institution. Gal¬lagher said that the AAC decid¬ed to ask Goodman to be a pan¬elist, because “it wouldbroaden the topic by bringingin somebody from outside theUniversity.” Bringing in out¬side scholars is “part of whatwe wanted to do” in the discus¬sion series, Gallagher said.Gidon Gottlieb is the LeoSpitz Professor of Internation¬al Law at the Law School. Gott¬lieb has served as Amnesty In¬ternational’s representative tothe United Nations and as aconsultant to the President’sCommission for Human RightsYear 1968. Gottlieb is also ac¬ tive in many human rights or¬ganizations.Panelists will field questionsafter the discussion, and a re¬ception for more informal dis¬cussion will follow. leave supporters of Washing¬ton divided.Braun said that a bit for theseat would be an “inappropri¬ate use of (her) energies,” andshe can better aid Washing¬ton’s goals as assistant majori¬ty leader.Commenting on the currentCity Council deadlock, Braunsaid “Our city’s progress isbeing held hostage by the situa¬tion in City Council. The effectsof the stalemate threaten tospill over into the state legisla¬ture where solutions to fundingof vital human services are al¬ready in grave danger.” Brauncalls upon the “community tounite the work together towarda solution of the problems ofgovernment.”Braun said that a deadlocksimilar to the one in the CityCouncil could occur between“legislators loyal to Washing¬ton and those loyal to the Ma¬chine.” Saying that the com¬munity’s well-being is at stake,Braun hopes “to contribute to asolution of differences ratherthan be party to further dis¬cord within our community” by running for the seat.Braun believes that her roleas Assistant Majority Leaderwill help her to “contribute tothe fruition of goals of indepen¬dence and reform in govern¬ment,” and she calls for unity“in support of the mandate ex¬pressed April 12” with the elec¬tion of Washington.Although Braun is an “inde¬pendent,” she has come intoconflict in recent years withthe organized factions of “inde¬pendents” in the community.In 1980, Braun supported Rich¬ard M. Daley for Cook CountyState’s Attorney, while mostlocal independents and the In¬dependent Voters of Illinois-Independent Precinct Organi¬zation supported incumbentBernard Carey.During the 1982 primary,Braun supported RaymondEwell over Barbara Currie forthe Democratic nomination forstate representative of the 26thDistrict, although other inde¬pendents and IVI—IPO sup¬ported Currie. Braun defendedthis action by noting that EwellContinued on page sevenLab School not obeyingNLRB ruling, teachers sayBy Cliff GrammichThe University has not re¬sponded to a ruling that foundit guilty of unfair labor prac¬tices in the involuntarytransfer of a Lab School coun¬selor, according to the FacultyAssociation of the U of C Labo¬ratory Schools.Regina Starzl, who had beena Lower School counselor, wonher appeal before the NationalLabor Relations Board’s Gen¬eral Counsel, which termed hertransfer to a high school coun¬selor unfair.Starzl’s case originated in anaction by the administrationwhich the teachers’ union be¬lieved to be unfair and againstits contract. In the summer of1981, the administration of theLab School instituted severalchanges in the school, and fac¬ulty members were upset thatthe changes were not discussedwith them, as their contract re¬quires. As a result, the facultyunion members established aseries of ad hoc meetings todiscuss changes and develop¬ments at the Lab School.On Nov. 16,1981, Starzl foundherself unable to attend one ofthese meetings, which hadsince become regularly sche¬duled, due to a re-scheduledparent conference to be held atthe same time. She sent a letterto her colleagues on the facul¬ty, however, discussing itemsshe wanted addressed.In her memo, Starzl objectedto the changes imposed by theLab School administration thatmade new time requirements Regina Starzl and Philipon teachers. Starzl noted thatthese changes represented aburdensome requirement onthe teachers, who she believedwere willing to give time need¬ed for their job, but were hav¬ing too many restrictions ontheir time allocation. She fur¬ther called upon the adminis¬tration to develop more contactwith the teachers to work moreclosely with them.After her memo, Alan Feld¬man, principal of the LowerSchool at the Lab Schools, re¬primanded Starzl, criticizingher for the tone of her memoand for her references to ad¬ministrators of the school. Thereprimand by Feldman was PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMontagseen by Starzl and union presi¬dent Philip Montag as an at¬tack by the administration onthe faculty’s freedom of speechand participation in decisionsof the school, rights guaran¬teed by the contract.Acting in a fashion of whatStarzl termed a “dictator¬ship,” the administration’s“regime” issued several let¬ters of reprimand to otherteachers in what the union sawas further attacks on their free¬dom of speech and participa¬tion in decisions affecting theschool; however, Feldman re¬moved the questioned lettersfrom personnel files in March,1982 Continued on page seven)n».GSALE OATES:MAY 18 - 21U S D A CHOICEBEEF RIBROAST6 OZ. 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V,a lecture byMARY JACOBUSDepartment of EnglishCornell UniversityMAY 19 • 4 PM • GOODSPEED HALLRecommended readings for this lecture are onreserve at Regenstein Library—A Reception Will Follow in Harper 284—Funded byThe University of ChicagoWomen ’s BoardFINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere lot Are A Shante' Bwi Once'2 The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, llllllllllllllllllllllllllllThe Second Georges Lurcy LectureThe Lawyer in Public Lifein 19th-Century EnglandbyGareth JonesGeorges Lurcy Visiting Professor in the Law SchoolThe University of ChicagoTuesday • May 17, 19835:30 p.m.Breasted HallThe Oriental Institute1155 East 58th StreetSponsored by The University of Chicago HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Servemarian realty,inc.EHREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400PREPARE FORMCAT ★ SAT ★ LSAT ★ GMAT * GREINTRODUCTION TO LAW SCHOOLGRE PSYCH ★ GRE BIO A OCATVAT * MAT * SSAT ★ PSATDAT ★ ACHIEVEMENTS ★ ACTTOEFL * MSKP ★ NMB 1,11,111ECFMG * FLEX ★ VOE * RN BDSNDB 1, 11 * NPB 1 * ESLCPA ★ SPEED READINGFla*'N« PrograSpaad Raad'ng Court* Faatof raa Da mo LaaaonCall For D*f% ft Uma» I Stanley HKAPLANEDUCATIONALCENTERARLINGTON HEIGHTS CENTER2025 S ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ROADARLINGTON HEIGHTS. IL 60005(312) 437-6650CHICAGO CENTER6216 N CLARK STCHICAGO. 'L 60660(312) 764-5151 HIGHLAND PARK CENTER474 CENTRAl AVENUEHIGHLANO PARK IL 60035(312) 433-7410LAGRANGE CENTER’9 S LAGRANGELAGRANGE IL 60525(312) 352 5840SPRING. SUMMER, FALL. INTENSIVEClasses StarlingTHIS MONTH4WK/GMAT/LSATSPEED READING NEXT MONTHSUMMER GMAT/SATSUMMER ACT/MCAT.SPEED READING .Coo/aas Constantly updalao-twJa Nr Sta'a Only CALL TOLL FREE 800 ?nm m«io' US C'tiaa Puado R*co ano Toronto fAit Evening withMAURICESENDAKThe noted artist andauthor will speak on"SourcesofInspiration"Friday, May 20, 7:30 pmatCourt TheatreTickets available now from theGraduate Library School oron the 20th, at theCourt Theatre boxoffice.Admission, $25Student rate, $ 10The lecture will inauguratethe Zena SutherlandLectureship.iNewsLecture on feminismand psychoanalysisMary Jacobus, professor of Englishand women’s studies at Cornell Univer¬sity, will speak on “Judith, Holofernesand the Phallic Woman” at 4p.m.,Thursday, in Goodspeed RecitalHall. This special guest lecture is partof the series “Approaches to the Studyof Women” sponsored by the Women’sUnion and the Forum for LiberalLearning and funded by the Women’sBoard.Jacobus is editor and contributor toWomen Writing and Writing AboutWomen, and has written extensively onquestions of language, textuality andliterary theory for feminist criticism.She is also the author of a critical studyof Wordsworth’s Lyrical Ballads and ofnumerous articles on nineteenth-centu¬ry English literature.Her lecture Thursday will addressissues of feminism and psychoanalysis,with special reference to Freud’s essay“The Taboo of Virginity.” This essayand others relevant to the lecture areon reserve at Regenstein Libraryunder “Approaches.”Following the lecture, a receptionwill be held for Jacobus in Harper 284.All interested persons are cordially in¬vited to attend.Douglas Buchanan,teacher and pioneerin pediatric neurologyDr. Douglas N. Buchanan, professoremeritus of neurology and pediatrics atthe U of C, died last Wednesday in hisHyde Park home. He was 82.Buchanan was considered one of thepioneers in his field, having written oneof the first textbooks on brain tumors inchildren. He was also noted for his in¬spiring teaching style and his creative manner in dealing with patients andstudents.Buchanan studied neurophysiologyat the Sorbonne in Paris, Trinity Col¬lege in Cambridge and the Universityof Glasgow. He worked at the NationalHospital for Neurological Diseases atQueens Square in London.Before he came to the University ofChicago in 1932, no subspecialty of pe¬diatric neurology existed. His mono¬graph “Intracranial Tumors of Child¬hood and Infancy” became thetextbook in the field. He publishedmore that 50 other papers and arti¬cles.He received the Mayo Clinic GoldenHammer Award in 1964 and the John B.Hower Award in 1974. In 1970, he wasgiven the Gold Key Award by the Medi¬cal Alumni Association of the Universi¬ty of Chicago.He is survived by his sister. A memo¬rial service is being planned.CPR courses offeredThe Hyde Park Jewish CommunityCenter will offer two cardiopulmonaryresuscitation (CPR) courses beginningMonday, May 23. The Center is locatedat 1110 E. Hyde Park Blvd. A refreshercourse for those who have had Ameri¬can Heart Association certificationwithin the past three years will be heldon May 23 at 6:30 p.m.A full CPR training course, followingAmerican Heart Association stan¬dards, will be taught on Monday, June13, and Monday, June 20. These classesalso start at 6:30 p.m. Students whosuccessfully complete course require¬ments will receive an American HeartAssociation Basic Life Support Card.The instructors for the courses areDavid Rice, director of education at theBillings Hospital Department of Respi¬ratory Therapy, and Pat Keenan, RN,intensive care unit instructor at Bill¬ings. Enrollment for both courses is limit¬ed. Registration fees for the refreshercourse are $12.50 for members of theCenter and $30 for non-members.Charges for the full course are $25.00for members and $40.00 for non¬members.To register, and for more informa¬tion, call 268-4600.Koiakowski speakson Katian legacy“The Kantian Legacy and the Surviv¬al of our Civilization” is the title ofWednesday evening’s Collegiate Lec¬ture in the Liberal Arts, to be given byLeszek Koiakowski, professor in theCommittee on Social Thought.Author of more than two dozen bookson philosophical, religious, and politi¬cal themes, including his three volumeMain Currents of Marxism, Koiakows¬ki has recently received the MacArthurPrize in recognition of his distinguishedscholarship. The lecture will be in SwiftLecture Hall at 8 p.m.Friday, May 20, isPolitical Action DayBy Sondra KruegerFriday, May 20, is the date, andHutch Court is the central location. Theevent is Political Action Day. Con¬ceived and organized by Abby Scherand Maddy Paxman, politically activecampus groups will have the chance tobe seen and heard. “The reason we’redoing this,” said Paxman, “is that wefeel a lot of people have the impressionthat there aren’t any political groupson campus, when in fact there are agreat number.”Booths will begin going up in HutchCourt at 11 a.m., and from 12 to 1 there will be a concert by Ginni Clemmens, afeminist and popular singer for 25years, the last 15 spent in the Chicagoarea. She will also be giving a work¬shop from 2 to 3 p.m. on “Women’sMusic for Everyone.”Various groups will participate in apanel discussion on Reagan’s foreignpolicy in the North Lounge of ReynoldsClub at 1 p.m.Also starting at 1 p.m. and continuinguntil 3 p.m., two movies will be shownin Eckhart: “The War Game” and“The KGB Connection.”Workshops will be held in ReynoldsClub from 2 to 4 p.m., with representa¬tives from campus groups including fe¬minists, Amnesty International, Demo¬crats, Student Activism, ISO(International Student Organization),and a joint presentation on the politicalsituation in Central America byCAUSE and OLAS.Ginni Clemmensdizzy GILLESPIETickets at Re\ In concertMandel Hall8pm • Sat. • June 4$8 Student w/UCID • $10 Faculty/Staff/AlumniTickets at Reynolds Club Ticket Center • 962-7300MOVING?RYDER RENTS TRUCKS** %/>..-.V i»*•'»■: -. .■'T;15% OFFON LOCAL & ONE-WAY RENTALS• Local and one-way rates• Move with a friend• Minimum age requirement tor# IJ m rm v. r- j r-• Fast, easy and dependable• One-Way & Local Moves• Good at either locationRyder Truck Rental, Inc.1050 W. Pershing RoadChicago523-5555 American AutoGlass7856 S. Stony Island768-7711 n BERTOLT BRECHT, 20 21,22, ^8:00pm 26,27,28 tickets ’2.50reynolds club Funded general 3.00The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983 3AttentionALL GRADUATING STUDENTSAND FACULTY PARTICIPATINGIN THE JUNE CONVOCATIONThe E.R. Moore Co. will be on thesecond floor of the University BookstoreWednesday, Thursday, and Friday May18, 19, 20 to accept orders for caps &gowns, Representatives will be presentfrom 8:30 am to 4:00 pm on each of thethree days.ORDERS WILL BETAKEN AT THISTIME ONLY. POLITICALACTION DAYFriday • May 20Hutch Court 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.(rainplace Reynolds Club Lounge)Schedule11:00 - 3:00 -Political groups information booths in Hutchcourt12:00 -1:00 -GINNI CLEMMENS sings in Hutch Court1:00 - 2:30 -Panel discussion - "Reagan's Foreign Policy”in Reynolds Club Lounge2:00 - 3:00 Ginni Clemmens workshop; 'Woman'sMusic' in Hutch Court2:00 - 5:00 -Political groups have workshops in ReynoldsClub Lounge-2:00 - 3:00 Why Political Activism?and Amnesty International letterwriting-3:00 - 4:00 Israeland Central America-4:00 - 5:00 Feminismand Palestinians and Iran11:00-4:00 -Films2:00 - 3:00 Palestinian Film RyersonAnnex Rm. 2763:00 - 4:00 The War Game RyersonAnnex Rm. 276Sponsored by: CAUSE, OLAS, Women's Union, Animal Welfare, Amnesty Interna-' J tional, Committee for Arms Control, Committee in Solidarity withIran, UC Democrats, UC Republicans, Spartacus Youth l eague,Students for Israel, SSA Handicapped Access.*25 Offany Jostenfc gold ringSee your Jostens representativeplace University Bookstore [)DATEMay 18,19,20 time 9 am. 4 pmi The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May i/, i&ui,Striking Out/David BrooksYou can help Brooksieor you can turn the pageMy bank and I are going ahead with atrial separation due to irreconcilableeconomic differences. Like most peo¬ple with financial difficulties, I have al¬cohol to blame.I was uptown a few weeks ago at apretty nice restaurant when I noticedthat the check slightly exceeded mycash on hand. I offered to pay the $1.09difference with a check and being a fa¬miliar face around that restaurant, themanagement was only to happy tocomply.A few days before I had made a veryfoolish investment (I paid my tuition),and my bank account was practicallybare. There was 87c in it. When thecheck from the restaurant camethrough, the nasty people at the banknoticed my 22* shortfall and bouncedthat check on back to the restaurant,charging me in the process a $15 ser¬vice fee.Now I don’t know what the bank doeswith that bounced check that garnersme $15 worth of service. The only thingI can imagine is that I am paying forthe mental anguish suffered by bankemployees because of my fiscal irre¬sponsibility. I picture a bank teller inthe back office wracked with tormentby the sight of my overdraft. I figure Ishould be getting about an hour and ahalf of torment for my fifteen bucks.Back at the restaurant, the manage¬ment seemed slightly miffed at the rub¬ber check, but assured that I wouldsoon have the 22* back in the account,they sent the check back to the bank,tacking on their $10 service fee (this iscompensation because the waitershave trouble falling asleep at nightknowing the troubled state of my fi¬nances).I had not been informed of the over¬draft and, unaware of my imminentbankruptcy, had not deposited 22* intomy account. Accordingly, the bankbounced my check again (another 15bucks) and the restaurant returned itagain (10 more smackers).By now I had learned of my overdraftand I wrote the bank a check for $90 onan out of state check. During my visit Imade the mistake of showing fear.Banks can smell fear and they exploitit. During the ten days it took my out ofstate check to clear, the bank and therestaurant played ping pong with mycheck to the tune of $120. Every maildelivery brought news of the sufferingbank employees and more servicefees.With my visions of a European vaca¬tion growing dimmer with every banknotice, I decided to go over to the bur¬ sar to cash a check and use the changeto pay off the 22*. Apparently, whenyou write a check to the bursar, andafter they’ve given you your cash, theysend your check to your bank. I did notknow this. I thought that the moneythey gave you was just a service fromthe University. Anyway, today I got let¬ters from Donna Clayton, the head ofReturn Items at the bursar, informingme my check had bounced (surprise,surprise) and that I owed them theamount of my check pluts a $10 servicecharge for handling expenses. Howdoes handling a check cost $10? It’s notas if it’s made out of radioactive mate¬rial. If I fail to pay this amount withinfive days they will revoke all my privi¬leges, deny my existence and call me inthe middle of the night to tell me I amugly.All this would not be so bad exceptthat I had to graduate in June. In orderto graduate, you’ve got to pay a fee forthe cap and gown, a $13 printing fee forthe diploma, $25 for the diploma’s deli¬very charges, and it’s considered tackyunless you give Hanna Gray a $20 tipwhen you go up there to accept your de¬gree.Thank god I didn’t make Phi BetaKappa. At least I don’t have to pay the$33 membership fee to get into that or¬ganization and the 25 clams to get mysilly gold key.All my problems would be over if theMaroon Scholarship checks had comein on time. I don’t make as much withthe Maroon as Dan Rather makes withCBS, but I get enough bills to help thesuffering employees over at the bankdry their tears. Unfortunately, thescholarships for the Maroon might goup and the checks have been delayedtwo weeks, meaning the checks willcome just in time to pay for the funeralexpenses after I starve to death.In the meantime I find myself in therole of a noble peasant. Up until now Ihave been known as a BloomingdalesMarxist. That is, I screamed about po¬verty in between my trips to WaterTower and my dinners at Chez Paul.All of a sudden, Marxism has gained acertain immediacy. I look at peoplecarelessly chomping on corned beefsandwiches (which I can’t afford) andthrowing out the bread crusts (which Ieat out of the gutter). Dreams of eco¬nomic revolution dance in my head.I’ve become a volatile center of rebel¬lion and violence. Prudent conserva¬tives and bleeding heart liberals real¬ize that unless you want a revolt onyour hands, you better salve my burn¬ing sense of outrage at capitalism’seconomic arbitrariness. A few dollarsset to David Brooks, care of the Chica¬go Maroon would be a good start. Thisplea is directed especially at the HydePark Bank and the Bursar’s office.Why let a few overdrawn checks spoil abeautiful romance. Lets rise above thepetty concerns of banking and engagein the holy rites of economic inter¬course! Forgive me my debts! Give mea few hundred dollars to boot! Youhave nothing to lose but your chains!Remember The GreediestThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637.Darrell WuDunnEditorAnna FeldmanEditor electJeffrey TaylorNews EditorCliff GrammichNews EditorAssociate Editor:Staff: Edward Achuck, Zlatko Batistich, Mark Bauer, Dan Breslau, Pumima Dubey,Maeve Dwyer, Tom Elden, Michael Elliott, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Sue Fortunato,Lisa Frusztajer, Caren Gauvreau, Eric Goodheart, Elisse Gottlieb, Joe Holtz, KeithHorvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Sondra Krueger, Linda Lee, Kathleen Lindenberger, JaneLook, Nick Lynn, Jack Ponomarev, Amy Richmond, Craig Rosenbaum, YousufSayeed, Koyin Shih, Suzanne Sloan, Nick Varsam, John Vispoel, Andy Wrobel, KittieWyne Margo HablutzelFeatures EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorFrank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography EditorKahane Corn Nadine McGannGrey City Journal EditorPaul O’DonnellChicago Literary ReviewEditorWilliam RauchContributing EditorSteve ShandorCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerSteve BrittBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerBrian CloseOffice Manager c%Demrtment^Jiiustc\^ ’ ^S$cntsThursday, May 19 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m, Goodspeed Recital HallTom Shields trumpet, accompanied by Tom Barrett, piano: andPhilip Fried, bass, accompanied by David Anderson, piano.Mr. Shields will perform Sonata in Bb by Jean-Baptiste Loeillet.transcribed by J. Thilde; and Mr Fried will perform Mendelssohn’sSonata No. 2 in D major for Cello and Piano arranged for DoubleBassAdmission is FREEFriday, May 20 - Symphonic Wind Ensemble8:30 p.m., Mandel HallFarobag Cooper. DirectorFeaturing Schubert's Symphony No 8— Unfinished andMussorgsky’s ‘‘Pictures At An Exhibition”Admission is FREESunday, May 22 - Collegium Musicum Instrumental Ensemble3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic of the Elizabethan Court and Stage. Instrumental and vocalmusic by Byrd, Coperario, Dowland, Holborne. and othersMary Springfels, director.Admission is FREESunday, May 22 - University Symphony Orchestra &University Chorus8:00 p.m., Mandel HallA celebration of the Sesquicentenmal of the Birth of JohannesBrahms (1833-1897).Works Include Symphony No. 4 m E minor. Op. 98. conducted byBarbara Schubert, and Ein Deutsches Requiem. Op 45 withsoloists Elizabeth Gottlieb, soprano and Bruce Cain, baritoneconducted by Rodney Wynkoop.Admission is free, but a donation of $3 per adult and $1 per student isrequestedThis concert will be repeated on Saturday. May 28 at 8:00 p.m. inMandel HallnApconunq TwitsFriday. May 27 - Young Composers Concert(Contemporary Chamber Players)8:00 p.m.. Mandel Hall. Works by Marc Baranchik. Monroe Couper.Melinda Wagner, and Robert CarlAdmission is FREEFriday, June 3 - Collegium Musicum Motet Choir8:00 p.m. Bond Chapel Concert Sine Nomine Sacred and SecularMusic by Gesualdo. Josqum. Martini. Ockeghem. Wert Wilbye andothers. Kevin Byrnes, guest director.Admission is FREEJim flA\555 .5 .I m 3HISPANIC CULTURAL SOCIETYpresentsSaturday, May 216:30 p.m.Ida Noyes Cloister ClubFourth Annual HispanicFood & Music Party$4 in advance$5 at doorTickets at ReynoldsClub Ticket Centerco-sponsored by SGFCThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983—5DON'TJUST SITTHERE...Sign Up NowFor SummerTime Schedules forSummer Quarter 1983are already available at theDean of Students offices andgraduate department officesso you can register early.Late Fee After May 20thFor Courses listed in 1983 Summer Quarter Bulletin EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241-622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLEPHOTOGRAPHIC & OFFICEFILM MACHINE DEPTPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTERIESRADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE970 EAST 58 TH ST. jg 962i7558BUY....AND SELLFLEA MARKETSAO's ANNUAL FLEA MARKETSaturday, May 21, 10 am - 4 pmIda Noyes Hall Parking Lot (if rain: cancelled)Furnish your apartment,find that one-of-a-kind doo-dad...6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17. 1983NewsSchool not obeying NLRB ruling, teachers sayContinued from page oneStarzl believed that she had seen thelast of the effects of her memo when theletter of reprimand was removed fromher file. But on May 21, 1982, she re¬ceived notice of her “involuntarytransfer.” Starzl was transferred to acounseling position in the high school,although she wished to remain a LowerSchool counselor.Starzl believed that the action was“punishment” for her actions of takingadvantage of the rights guaranteed toher by the former contract, which cov¬ered her freedom of speech to protestthe abridgement of the faculty’s rightsto discuss proposed changes in theschool, as mentioned in the questionedmemo.Starzl planned to take her case to thegrievance committee for faculty prob¬lems, but, through a series of what shecalled “delaying tactics” by LabSchools director James Van Amburg,the grievance committee did not meetuntil November, 1982. The grievancecommittee ruled unanimously in favorof Starzl, noting that “Ms. Stand's re¬marks, though outspoken and not to theliking of the principal, were within thebounds of protected freedom ofspeech.”Van Amburg had argued that Starzlwas needed in the high school’s coun¬seling department. Starzl arguedagainst this claim, noting that facultymembers of the Lab Schools are highlyContinued from page onewas a “mentor” of hers in Springfield,and his overall record was one shecould support. Last fall, Braun support¬ed George Dunne for Cook CountyBoard President, while other local in¬dependents supported Bernard Carey.Braun believes that if the currentCouncil deadlock is not resolved, and itcarries into Springfield to divide Chica¬go Democrats there, political repercus¬sions will be felt in 1984 elections.Braun believes that the consequenceswill be most greatly felt in county-wideand state-wide elections. Braunpraised the role of George Dunne in thecurrent impasse, stating that he rea¬lized that a “pro-black position is notnecessarily an anti-white position.”Braun also expressed satisfactionwith the latest re-map developed by the specialized in their fields, and that shewas suited for lower school counselingby her extensive education in the field.Van Amburg had said that Starzl’swriting skills were needed in the highschool counseling department, butStarzl maintains that her writing skillshave been irrelevant to her job as ahigh school counselor.Despite the ruling of the grievancecommittee in her favor, Starzl was keptas a secondary school counselor. Atthis point, Starzl and the union ap¬pealed to the Provost’s office for actionon the case. According to AssistantProvost Margaret Fallers, the admin¬istration would not act since the casewas before the NLRB. (Starzl hadtaken her case to the NLRB, she said,only after it became clear that shewould not receive a decision from thegrievance committee in a reasonableamount of time after her appeal.)The regional counsel of the NLRBruled in favor of the administration,but the union appealed to the NLRB’sGeneral Counsel, who ruled in favor ofStarzl. Commenting on the NLRB rul¬ing, Montag noted that “at any point inthe NLRB considerations, the Universi¬ty could have returned Starzl to theLower School...(as) the thrust of theNational Labor Relations Board is re¬medial — to correct unfair labor prac¬tice — it is hoped that the Universityand the Laboratory Schools’ adminis-Legislative Reapportionment Commis¬sion. She said that the changes will ef¬fectively break the “wall of segrega¬tion” which ran along the RyanExpressway and served to hold downthe numbers of blacks in the legisla¬ture. Braun said that she was able toaccept the latest compromise after rea¬lizing that some interests of incum¬bents needed to be protected. The re¬map does not change the boundaries ofBraun’s 25th District and only makesminor changes in the 26th District.Two other candidates have declaredfor the Congressional seat. State Sena¬tor Charles Chew and union officialCharles A. Hayes joined political ob¬server Lu Palmer and State Represen¬tative Larry Bullock as declared can¬didates for the seat.Chew has served as a state senator tration will demonstrate ‘fair laborpractice’ by returning Mrs. Starzl toher Lower School counseling posi¬tion.”Nevertheless, the administration hasrefused to do this, and instead reap¬pointed Starzl as a high-school counsel¬or. Fallers said that a hearing muststill be held to determine whether theadministration must return Starzl toher former position, although the Gen¬eral Counsel of the NLRB specificallyinstructs the Regional Director “toissue a complaint” about the unfairlabor practice against Starzl.Neither Van Amburg nor Feldmanwould comment. Van Amburg said thatmore time was needed to review thefindings, although Starzl and the unionreceived notice of the decision in a let¬ter dated April 28. Furthermore, thereassignment of Starzl to high schoolcounseling seemingly continues their“unfair labor practice.”Reflecting on the administration’sactions, Montag noted his belief that ifan individual in society does not followa contract or given rules, that personhas a “stigma” against him. Neverthe¬less, Montag believes that the adminis¬tration does not see itself receiving asimilar stigma, despite its refusal toabide by the rulings of the NLRB andthe grievance committee.Whereas the University may main¬tain that Starzl’s transfer was not “un-since 1966, and he was 17th Ward Aider-man from 1962 to 1966. Chew is also cur¬rently the director of Community Rela¬tions for the Cook County Sheriff’soffice. Though a Democrat, Chew lastfall endorsed Republican GovernorJames Thompson for re-election. Chewwas active in the mayoral campaign ofWashington.Hayes is the regional director of theUnited Food and Commercial WorkersUnion. A supporter of Washington’smayor bid, Hayes has been reportedlylining up organized labor support forhis race. At his declaration of candi¬dacy, Hayes stressed that fighting un¬employment would be the main goal ofhis campaign.The general election for the post willbe held August 23, with the party pri¬maries held July 26. fair labor practice,” it did find need toinsert a clause in the latest contractpreventing a union member from mak¬ing “demeaning or disparaging” re¬marks about the administration, andthe latest contract also served to re¬strict faculty input, in the view of manyfaculty members.Starzl pointed out that John Dewey,who founded the Lab Schools, alsofounded the American Federation ofTeachers, the union of the Lab SchoolsFaculty Association, for fair represen¬tation of teachers in labor disputes.College studentdies of liver cancerBy William RauchRodney Chung, a fourth-year studentin the College, died last Tuesday after atwo-year bout with cancer bf the liver.Nancy O’Connor, associate dean ofstudents in the College, said thatChung’s condition was diagnosed atBillings Hospital and that he under¬went chemotherapy at Ann Arbor, Mi¬chigan, and received radiation treat¬ment at Johns Hopkins University.Liver cancer patients are expected tolive two months after receiving a diag¬nosis.O’Connor said that Chung was tograduate this spring in public affairs.She said that his parents will accept hisdegree at convocation.Chung was a resident of West Allen-hurst, New Jersey. He entered the Col¬lege in 1976.O’Connor said that by deciding to un¬dergo treatment, Chung “chose a diffi¬cult route” and that “he went throughit with dignity.”Art critic speaks onnew German paintingArt critic Donald Kuspitt will speaKon “The New German Painting”Thursday at 3 p.m. in the CochraneWoods Art Center. On May 27, theSouth Asian Subcommittee of the Com¬mittee on Southern Asian Studies willsponsor a lecture by Michael Meister ofthe University of Pennsylvania on“The Geometry of the Hindu Temple,”at the Cochrane Woods Art Center,Room 157, at 2 p.m.Braun won’t seek Congress seatSYMPHONIC WIND ENSEMBLE-Featuring- FAROBAG COOPERMUSSORGSKY: PICTURES AT AN EXHIBITIONSCHUBERT: SYMPHONY No. 8 "UNFINISHED" MUSIC DIRECTORFRIDAYMANDEL HALL MAY 20 • 8:30 PMADMISSION IS FREEOxford Centre for Postgraduate Hebrew StudiesTHE OXFORD PROGRAMMEIN YIDDISH1-26 August 1983isiicatsi ts tfcs —cry sf Asrsa Dtanogly (1904-1980)An intensive one-month course in Yiddish languageand literatureCourses ottered Yicktah I (elementary) Yiddish II (intermediate).Yiddish III (higher intermediate) and Yidttoh IV (advanced) Emphasison the acquisition and development o! active language abilities,accompanied by exlenaive readings trom the works ol Yiddish literarymasters and an introduction to the history of Yiddish language andliteratureActivities Afternoon workshops language laboratory guest lecturer*,totkmusc sessions pre-World War II Yiddish films and social gatheringsAccreditation Upon successful completion of the appropriate levelcourse, participants are awarded a Certificate of Completion by theOxford Centre tor Postgraduate Hebrew StudiesFaculty Proleseor Eugene Orenetem. 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She will share herview of abortion with regard to long term values andconsequences.A question/answer time will follow.FRIDAY, MAY 20 at 12:30 pmQUANTRELL AUDITORIUM, COBB HALLBy Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship with Baptist Student Union,Calvert blouse Pro-Life Group, and Medical Students Fellowship.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983—7IJay Berwanger In 19348—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983 Then University President JohnWilson gets honorary *C’ blanketfrom Jay BerwangerThe 1939 football team, U of C’s lastfor several decades.By Pumima DubeyThe Department of Physical Cultureand Athletics was organized in thesecond week of October 1892. Allathletic work at the University wasdone under the direction of thisdepartment. The department wasorganized under the directorship ofAmos Alonzo Stagg, w'ho wasappointed as director by the Board ofTrustees of the University of Chicagoin 1891.Born in West Orange, New Jersey,Stagg graduated from Yale in 1888,and from Springfield College inMassachusetts in 1891. He received anhonorary degree of Master ofPhysical Education in 1902. He wasassociate professor and director of thedepartment of Physical Culture andAthletics at the University of Chicagofrom 1892 to 1900, professor anddirector from 1900 to 1933, andbecame professor emeritus in 1933. Atdifferent times, he coached fourmajor sports: football, baseball, trackand basketball. To Stagg, the University of Chicagorepresented the opportunity to carryout an idea: namely, the combinationof the department of physical cultureand athletics under one head ordirector. He wanted the department tobe an integral part of the University,with its faculty holding professorialrank and its courses included in therequired courses of the University forgraduation. Stagg also planned tofhake athletics at the Universityself-supporting. He took a stand forpure athletics and was against thenot-uncommon practice of payingathletes to come to a university, orpaying their expenses once they werethere.All undergraduates were required tocomplete 36 majors and 10 quarters ofathletic work to graduate. There wereseveral reasons for this: first, thiswould place physical culture on a parwith other work in the University.Second, physical culture would nowcommand respect and attention from!i Jan. 29, 1904. The main floor of thegym is 80 by 194 feet. It containedrooms for the wrestling, fencing andgymnastics teams. It also containedsix handball courts, a golf court, threesquash courts, a racketball court, aswimming pool, 1500 lockers, and 26showers. A special feature of BartlettGym is the stained glass windowdonated by William Gold Hubbard. Itwas constructed with over 15,000 picesof glass, and depicts Rowenacrowning the victorious Ivanhoe at theclose of the second day's tournamentat Ashby.Undergraduates had a vigorousphysical education curriculum. Thefirst year consisted of body buildingcourses. All students also had to learnswimming. The other two and a halfyears, the students could take classesin football, basketball, baseball,track, cross country, wrestling,fencing, handball, tennis, or golf. Themedical examiner also taught acourse in hygiene which was requiredof all students. Classes were held forhalf an hour, Tuesday through Friday.The Physical Culture Departmfenthad a subdivision called theDepartment of CorrectiveGymnastics. All students were given acomplete medical examination uponThe Sfagg-eringthe students. Third, making physicalculture a requirement would preventstudents who were physically lazyfrom taking an extra minor instead ofphysical culture.In 1892, the gym was not completedand mens’ classes were held in the.West Field. They consisted mainly offootball practice without opponents.Women’s classes were held in CobbHall during October and November1892. Their classes consisted of freestanding exercises.When the old gym was built, it wasdivided into three parts. The gym was200 by 100 feet. Men had a room 200by 50, and the women’s room was 100by 50. The library was 200 by 50.Men’s and women’s classes were heldin this gym from Nov. 1892. In 1901,the women moved to Lexington gym.The cornerstone for BartlettGymnasium was laid on ThanksgivingDay, 1901. The building, a gift to theUniversity by Frank DickinsonBartlett, was formally dedicated on entering the University. Those withmarked postural, structural ororganic defects that prevented themfrom participating in the regularprogram, were assigned to theDepartment of-CorrectiveGymnastics. The students in thecorrective program were checkedregularly, and their progressrecorded. Corrective classes wereheld for half an hour a day, Tuesdaythrough Friday. The aims of thecorrective program were threefolds:a) body freeing for equalizingflexibility, correcting coordinationand loosening tightening tissues, b)building up of major muscles, c) bodypoising to establish good posture.In May 1916, the women moved toIda Noyes Hall gym, which wasdonated to the University by LaVerneW. Noyes, in memory of his wife.In 1921, the Department of PhysicalCulture and Athletics underwent areorganization. From 1922, theathletic requirement was lowered tosix quarters of work. In 1932 thephysical education requirement wasdropped, and athletic work becameoptional. The department offeredcourses in body building, wrestling,fencing, gymnastics, baseball,swimming, basketball and tennis. Stagg was stronglv cidea of making physic;voluntary. He felt thatruling, physical eoucaiUniversity would be tabackward. He also feltphysical education vola big blow to the wom<for two reasons: 1) thegirls had not naturallythem in sports, and wiexceptions, girls do noeasily: “they don’t lik<exertion, and they donsweat.” 2) It would beall-around broadeningstudents, since womenneeded the by-productsfrom team competitioncooperation and sportsStagg felt that the mwould also suffer, andless efficiently that be!required work aided indevelopment of the intiand the gym classes hisome grouping for theof men who lived at hothat by making athlethmany students would nphysical exercise.(The plan of require!abolished because it w;accordance with the Uito allow students greatattending classes. Appistudents voted almost idiscontinue required pieducation because atterequired in other coursGround was broken iconstruction of the HerHouse. Construction w<because of the greateradditional seats. Steairbegan excavating on Mlarge part of the plansconstruction were abarfinancial depression. Textends 380 ft. east anc56th St. from UniversitAvenues, and is 165 ft.Several apartment builand University were toclear an area for the bienlarge the football priThe Field House wasWinter quarter 1932. T1the field house is appresize of a football field,football, baseball, tradbasketball. Physical ecwere moved to the newand Bartlett Gym wasintramural activities.World War I had twoathletics. First, in the sthere was a falling offthe performance of thohad been in service formore. It took a lot of tithe men back to their fof performance. Secomgreater demand for sp<University by those stubeen in the war. The pieducation department1meet these demands.fIn 1979, jubilant students celebrated the first vic¬tory by a varsity U of C football team in 40 years bytearing down the goalposts.iglv opposed to thelysical educationthat with thisaucation at thebe taking a big stepo felt that makingn voluntary would bewomen’s departmentL) the training ofrally developedid with a fewlo not take to sports't like extreme7 don’t like toId be a loss to thening of women>men particularlyducts which cametition, such asportsmansbip.he mens’ divisionand would functionit before. Theed in thee intramural workles had furnished’ the large numberat home. Stagg felthletics voluntary,uld not get adequateluired work wasit was not inhe University’s plangreater freedom inApproximately 1100nost 3 to 1 toed physical! attendance was not Until 1895, each individual westernuniversity had in general conductedits athletics as seemed best to itself.On Jan. 11, 1895 seven universities —Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois,Northwestern, Wisconsin, Purdue andChicago — met in Chicago andadopted twelve rules forintercollegiate athletics. These ruleswere later presented to the facultiesof these universities, who adoptedthem in whole or in part.The University Football Eleven wasorganized in October 1892. Staggbegan recruiting prospects in October,and found only about a dozen boys,none with playing experience. One ofthe earliest difficulties encountered bythe team was the lack of a homefootball ground. This entailed rentinga field some distance from campus,an arrangement which decreasedstudent attendance and interest.The next spring, the University wasable to rent a field from millionaireMarshall Field. This field was locatedbetween 56th St. and 57th St. onUniversity Ave. Later, the Universitypurchased the field, and in 1914 it wasnamed Stagg Field, in honor of AmosAlonzo Stagg, under whom theMaroons captured more Big Tenconference championships than anyIi !| receive the first Heisman Trophy everawarded, the team again wentdownhill. The worst season occurredin 1939, when the Maroons scored only37 points in eight games, losing onegame to the University of Michiganby a score of 85 to 0. On New Year’sEve of that year, the Board ofTrustees announced thatintercollegiate football would nolonger be a part of the University’sathletic program.The University baseball nine wasorganized in Spring quarter of 1893.The final game of the season wasplayed during convocation week, andinitiated the tradition of the annualconvocation week game. Every fiveyears, beginning in 1910, theUniversity of Chicago baseball teamplayed a series of games in Japan,through the courtesy of WasedaUniversity.The tennis club was organized inJune 1893. It was unique because itwas the only sport which wasSi _ I!I II 8 ! I !rt of U of C Athletics!i Sicourses.)ken in 1925 for the? Henry Crown Fieldon was postponed:ater need foriteam shovels finallyon May 13, 1931. Adans for interiorabandbned due toon. The Field Houseit and west alongersity to Greenwood>5 ft. in width,t buildings on 56thire torn down tothe building and to11 practice field.; was inaugurated in32. The interior ofapproximately theield, and is used fortrack, tennis, and:al education classes? new Field House,was used fories.i two effects onthe spring of 1919,l off in the quality of>f those men who:e for a year orof training to bringleir previous levelecondly, there was a>r sports at the>e students who had’he physicallent was enlarged toids. !l i!other schopl.Interest in football grew during theteam’s second season. This interestwas partly due to the fact that thephysical culture requirementacquainted undergraduates with theunfamiliar game. As a result ofspectator interest in football, theUniversity of Chicago and many otheruniversities planned to increasespectator capacity. Chicago plannedto enlarge the existing facilities atStagg Field. But, after the team’ssuccessful season of 1924,intercollegiate football at theUniversity of Chicago declinedrapidly.University of Chicago fans desertedthe team after two seasons ofmediocrity following the successfulseason of 1924. There was a rapid lossof spectator interest jn the Maroonsbecause of the number of alternativegames available. The Chicago Bearswere increasing their following, andNorthwestern and Notre Dame saw aperiod of football success in the late1920s.Although the quality of football atthe University of Chicago increasedslightly in the early 1930s, with itsgreatest moment being when juniorJay Berwanger was selected to ii iiorganized under student management.In April 1898, the management wastransferred to the director ofathletics.The gymnastics team was formed inJune 1897. Western colleges formed aleague for the advancement ofgymnastics and the first meet washeld in Chicago on Washington’sbirthday, 1898. The first golftournament at the University wasplayed by the students in the summerof 1899, and official club was formedthat October. Fencing classes werefirst organized in 1896, for studentsand faculty. Soccer began in 1906, andwas intramural until fall 1910.The Order of the University ofChicago “C” was formed with threeobjectives: 1) To bind together all“C” men of the University to form abody of actively loyal Chicago menwho have a special interest in theathletic department of the Universityand in the successful continuation ofits activities. 2) To keep in touch with, and to fasten onto, every interest thatwill tend to promote the best ideals ofmanly, healthful, competitive sport.3) To form an association which shallhelp “C” men to keep the memory ofthe University athletic life and whichshall perpetuate the athletic honorand tradition of the University ofChicago.Membership in the order of “C”was open to all University men whohave been awarded the right to wearthe “C.” They become members infull standing upon signing the roll ofmembership at the annual meeting.The sports were originally dividedinto two classes, major and minor.The major sports are football,baseball, basketball, track and field,and tennis. Players in these sports areawarded the major “C.” The minorsports are cross country, golf, soccer,swimming, water polo/fencing,wrestling and gymnastics. Players inthese sports are awarded the oldEnglish, or minor, “C.”The 1910 baseball team, the first to travelJapan. Coached by Stagg, the team playedgames in Japan and the Philipines, losing only onceand scoring 136 runs to the opponents’ 41 The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983—9ArSportsMen’s tennis team takes third at Midwest InvitationalBy Caren M. GauvreauThe Maroon’s men’s tennis team con¬cluded its regular season with a deci¬sive 8-1 victory over Chicago State Uni¬versity. This meet brought the seasonrecord to 9-2; the best dual meet recordthe team has had in several years.Their successful ending geared theMaroons up for the Midwest Invitation¬al held at Whitewater, Wisconsin on theweekend of Apr. 30. The scores fromthis tournament go to the NCAA Re¬gional office and determine possiblebids for the NCAA championship. Thiswas strong incentive for coach BillSimms’ players to win, since bids forthe NCAA go out one week before theconference championship takes place.Eight Midwest Division III schoolsPhil Mowery5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 competed and the tournament was wonby University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. Uof C took third place.The tournament had many highpoints for Chicago. The highlight wasPhil Mowery’s winning of the numberthree singles championship by defeat¬ing B. Boyd from University of Wisc.-Whitewater, 6-4, 7-6. At the numberfour position, Fernando Cavero wonsingles consolation by beating T. Goresof University of Wisconsin-Whitewater6-0, 6-0.James Dix won number five consola¬tion championship over B. Jansen ofUniversity of Wisconsin-Oshkosh 6-2,6-3. At number six singles position,Mike Vail took third place over J.Simen from University of Wisconsin-Steven’s Point 6-4, 4-6, 6-1.The doubles teams also added pointsto the team total with some importantvictories. The number one doublesteam of Peter Kang and Mowery fin¬ished second to D. Luedtke and C. Weilsof University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh, losing 7-5, 7-6 (7-5). Luedtke and Weilsare a nationally-selected team from the1982 NCAA championships.The number two doubles team wonthird place as Cavero and Henry Lujanbeat University of Wisconsin-Milwau-kee 6-4, 7-5. The number three doublesteam also finished in third place whenDix and Vail defeated Emerett andHovan from University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh 6-4, 6-4.The Maroons felt confident aftertheir strong finish in one of the top Divi¬sion III tournaments. They were opti¬mistic going into the Conference Cham¬pionship held at Lawrence Universityin Appleton, Wisconsin on May 5 and 6.In this tournament, the singlesmatches are played on the first day andthe doubles on the second.For the first time since Simms hasbeen coaching at the University, all ofhis singles players won their first roundmatches and scored points for the teamtotal. All the singles players were seed¬ed in the tournament with the exceptiontween Phillies ace Steve Carlton andthe Cubs Ferguson Jenkins.“I thought it was for extra baseswhen it left the bat,” said a dejectedCey after the game. Cey went 0-for-5 onthe day but hit three balls hard.But again, the two factors that havebrought the Cubs into this latest hotspell are pitching and clutch hitting.The Cubs received especially stronggames from starters Chuck Rainey andSteve Trout in the first two games ofthe series, both pitchers are happy withtheir present situations.“It’s great to know what your role ison the team,” said Rainey, who pitch¬ing sparingly for the Boston Red Soxlast season. “I’m just getting back intothe feel of pitching in the late inningsagain, and into the feel of winninggames.” Rainey says he’s doing noth¬ing different mechanically this year;he’s just working regularly.Trout feels the same, saying that de¬spite his slow start he’s confident be¬cause he has a secure job in the start¬ing rotation.The results? Rainey won Thursday’sgame, retiring 17 straight batters inone stretch. Trout went six innings onFriday in the Cubs’ 10-3 victory, havingonly one rough inning when he made afew mistakes, and gave up two runs.And the 39-year old Jenkins feels Sun¬day was his best outing of the year, andhe’s hot now.For clutch hitting, just considerKeith Moreland’s two home runs in thelast two games, his clutch two run sin¬gle that broke open Friday’s game, andGary Woods’ 3-for-4 showing Sunday inhis first start in a while. In addition,second baseman Ryne Sandberg has aten game hitting streak, and BillUgly Buckling^ RENT-A-CAR .1608 E. 53rd St. 667-2800(Between 1C Track s & Cornell JIntroducesWEEKDAY SPECIALSMon-Thurs $10.95/Doy50 total miles free!!WEEKEND SPECIALSFri-Sat-Sun$ 17.50/Day200 total miles free!! of the number one and two players.Kang and Lujan proceeded to win theirfirst round matches.Although unseeded, Kang, thenumber one singles player managed toget to the semifinals by defeating thenumber three seed Coleman from Be¬loit 6-4, 6-2. In the semifinals, Kang lostto Gustillo from Carlton 6-2, 6-1. Lujan,the unseeded number two player, lost6-0, 6-2 to Kalif from lake Forest. Lujanhad previously beaten Kalif in a dualmeet. However, Lujan reached the con¬solation finals before losing to Silver¬smith from Grinnell 7-6, 6-3.Mowery, seeded number three atthird singles position, lost to Bartell ofRipon 6-4, 6-3 in the quarterfinal round,yet went on to win the consolationbracket championship. Both thenumber four and number five singlesplayers, who were seeded third, lost inthe semifinals to the eventual tourna¬ment champion. Cavero lost to Flygareof Carlton 6-2, 2-6, 6-1. Dix fell to Jack-son of Lawrence 5-7, 6-2, 6-0.Continued on page 12CubsBuckner shined in the Phillies seriestoo.“People always talk about how well Ihit the Cubs, but I think Bill Bucknerhits the Phillies better,” said Schmidt,who boasts a .283 lifetime averageagainst the Cubs with 57 home runs, 37at Wrigley Field.If you aren’t an avid Cub follower, oreven a big baseball fan, Wrigley Fieldis still one of the best places in theMajor League to watch a ball game.“I love this ball park,” said one pa¬tron after Saturday’s rainout. “I’mfrom Cincinnati, and this is like oldCrosley Field, where you were right ontop of the action.” The Reds movedfrom Crosley Field to Riverfront Stadi¬um in 1970, and in the new ball park“you’re miles away from the action.”“There is not better place to watch abaseball game,” says Dennis Kennedy,a Chicago actor who covers the Cubswhen not performing. He’s a chartermember of the famous Bleacher Bums,and loves the closeness and action ofWrigley Field, where he’s been goingfor many, many years now.Among Wrigley’s strong points is itscleanliness, and its loose and comfort¬able atmosphere, which when com¬bined with the bright sun indeed makethe Cubs’ Park one of the best, if not thebest, places to relax and watch a goodball game. And the way the Cubs haveplayed recently virtually guaranteesyou a good game.You can reach Wrigley Field by tak¬ing any train at the Garfield stop of theHoward El to Addison on the NorthSide. Though Addison is a B stop, alltrains stop at Wrigley Field before andafter games. Of special interest is theupcoming Hall of Fame game Satur¬day, June 4, at 11:30 a.m. prior to theregularly scheduled game againstPittsburgh. Featured in that game willbe former stars such as Hank Aaron,Jimmy Piersall, and Johnny Sain fac¬ing a Cub All-Star team consisting ofplayers such as Billy Williams and RonSanto.Passing time with theBy Frank LubyEven though only four weeks remainin this quarter, and work will continueto pile up as finals week approaches,people still have the desire to take ad¬vantage of the warm weather and blowoff some time. One inexpensive and en¬joyable way to do that is to spend an af¬ternoon or evening watching one of Chi¬cago’s summer sports teams — theWhite Sox, Sting, or Cubs. And if Phila¬delphia Phillies All-Star third basemanMike Schmidt is correct, your best betright now is to hop on the Howard Elsome afternoon to watch the ChicagoCubs.“We seem to be catching everybodyhot right now,” said Schmidt, “and theCubs are hot.” A combination of clutchhitting and effective pitching helpedthe Cubs take two out of three againstthe first place Phillies this weekend,and despite Sunday’s 5-3 loss the Cubsshow no signs of slowing down.“Of course we’re still playing well,”said Cubs manager Lee Elia, whose jobstood in limbo until the Cubs’ recent hotstreak. “We came back from a 3-0 defi¬cit today (Sunday), and had ourchances to win, but Matthews made agreat catch.”The catch Elia refers to came in theseventh inning Sunday, when Philliesleft fielder Gary Matthews made aspectacular diving catch on a line driveby Ron Cey with the bases loaded. Hadthe ball fallen in the Cubs would havebroken open a tight pitching duel be-APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.Large2 Va,4 & 6 rm.apts.• r/msnec/ta/cOccupancyBU8-5566 iml■!»iSSfiiiiiiNLUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustana Lutheran Church5500 S. Woodlawn Ave.Tues., 5:30 p.m. — Eucharist6:00 p.m. —- Pizza Supper ($2/person)/Discussion“The University & Public Virtue”Paul E. Peterson, Dept, of Political ScienceThurs., 7:30 a.m. — Morning Prayer and Breakfast10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. Mav 17. 1983SportsAthletes honoredat awards banquetPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANChamberlin (dark) versus ComptonSaudi Union to faceMildred in socim finalBy Jeff TaylorFive weeks ago, I doubt that even theChamberlin players themselvesthought they would end up residencesocim champions.If not, maybe they were as astoundedas I was at their systematic eliminationof Upper Rickert, Henderson, Comptonand Hitchcock in the playoffs. Everyone of the teams they beat en route tothe championship had been rankedabove them at some point during theseason.In the residence final Friday, Cham¬berlin crushed Hitchcock 4-1. Hitch¬cock’s presence was really only felt inthe game’s first ten minutes, when itsoffense managed to work the ballthrough the Chamberlin defense for afew unsuccessful shots on goal.Soon thereafter, Chamberlin jumpedup by two goals, and Hitchcock spentthe rest of the game playing catch-up —a tough situation during the pressure ofa championship game.Doug Halpert had two goals forChamberlin, and Brian Waldman andKenton Sullivan each had one. Wald¬man is the team’s cornerstone; he con¬tributes everywhere, every game.After four physical games and littlelost love, Mildred finally eliminatedPsi Upsilon Friday by a score of 4-1.Absence of Psi U mainstays David Ha-selkorn and Gary Peters made thegame extremely one-sided.Without Haselkorn to demand dou¬ble-coverage on the wings, shootersJay Brock and Sean Mahoney foundthemselves heavily marked at alltimes. As a result, Psi U’s offense waspractically nonexistent.Mildred had no such difficulty, andforwards Jon Yoon and Jiyong Ahnscored two goals apiece.Fullback Joe Nitiss scored Psi U’sgoal.Mildred advanced again yesterday,beating Chamberlin in the Undergrad¬uate Championship, 2-0.The relatively close score does nottell the whole story: Mildred dominat¬ed from beginning to end. Though gen¬erally successful against teams betterthan itself, Chamberlin was, in thiscase, completely outclassed.While Chamberlin’s defense kept it inthe game, the offense was ineffective atbest. Try as he might, Chamberlin’sWaldman couldn’t be everywhere.Mildred’s offense, too, was dormantthrough most of the game. This is notunusual. Forwards Yoon and Guerrerogenerally take no more than six orseven shots a game between them —unfortunately for opponents, they tendto convert upwards of 50 percent ofthese tries.Mildred fullbacks Doug Kaplan andPedro Dago are possibly the two mostconsistent players in undergraduatesocim, and their styles complimenteach other beautifully.The Saudi Union Movement, heavilyfavored to win the graduate champion¬ship, squeaked by a ferocious Gertie’s team Friday 3-2 in overtime. The gameproved not a contest of finesse, but ofenergy and physical stamina.The game’s quick pace favored Ger¬tie’s over the control-oriented Saudis,but both teams appeared to be in greatphysical condition. Another factor inGertie’s favor was the heavily partisancrowd of over a hundred spectatorswho cheered incessantly for the under¬dogs.Saudi fullback John Messersmithsuffered from periodic lapses through¬out the game. In the first of these, Mes¬sersmith misjudged a long crossingpass to Gertie’s forward Jim Kamin onthe right wing that left Kamin one-on-one with Saudi goalie John Condas.Kamin, with characteristic poise, wait¬ed for Condas to commit himself andthen fired point-blank to put Gertie’s upby one.Later in the half, a header by Saudiforward David Weiss tied the score, butWeiss was unable to maintain a highlevel of play. He was ineffective in thesecond half, and was eventually re¬placed by Jay Aragones.When Gertie’s Pete Wendel scored inthe second half, an upset seemed immi¬nent. However, with two minutes left inregulation play, Messersmith and DanMedina combined in a corner kick situ¬ation to tie the score again.Though he did not score, the Saudis’single most valuable player was proba¬bly Jon Assadi, whose dribbling andContinued on page 12 By Don HaslamThe Undergraduate Order of the Cheld its first Annual Awards Banquetlast Wednesday in Ida Noyes’ CloisterClub. President and fourth-year stu¬dent Mac Gillespie presided over theceremony which included a buffet din¬ner, a slide show review of 1982-83 Chi¬cago sports, and the presentation ofmajor ‘C’ awards.The banquet started off on a lightnote and maintained one throughoutthe evening. Gillespie tried for 15 min¬utes to direct traffic through the buffetline with a broken speaker system, butwhen it was finally let loose the crowdmanaged to get this normal sports ban¬quet fare of roast beef and potato saladpretty much on its ownSenior Rob McKay narrated the slideshow review of Chicago’s year insports. The presentation covered ev¬erything from fencing to football, butMcKay, too, ran into trouble because itwas too dark for him to read his com¬mentary and he ended up talking tennisto the soccer crowd.The head coach of each men’s varsitysport presented his own team memberswith their major ‘C’ Awards. First-year lettermen received whitesweaters, second-year players got theirletter jackets, and third-year playersgot watches. Old English ‘C’ awardswere presented to those team membersthat participated but did not see enoughaction to letter.Coach Jim Hargesheimer then pre¬sented the senior blanket awards to theathletes who played during each oftheir eligible years, with at least threeyears in one sport, and who had earnedat least three major ‘C’ awards in thatsport. Eric Kuby, Mac Gillespie, JimCoy, Wade Lewis, Bill Jankovich, PhilHoffman, Art Knight, Justin Johnson,Eric Robinson, Mike Noble, John Rob¬ertson, and Mike Farwell each re¬ceived the maroon blanket for their ef¬forts in their respective sports. The five special awards presentedamount to the most valuable playerawards in baseball, track, football,basketball, and wrestling. Coach RogerScott presented Wade Lewis with the J.Kyle Anderson Award for baseball.Lewis is a sure All-Conference selec¬tion this year and a possible All-Ameri¬can. Ted Hayden awarded the WilliamB. Bond Medal to Curt Schaffer.Schaffer anchored the 4 x 100 meterrelay team and was a long-jumper andhigh-jumper. Senior defensive linemanJim Coy received the Walter L. HaasAward from Coach Mike Ewing forfootball. Coy was a first team all-con¬ference selection this year and led theteam in tackles and quarterbacksacks.Leo Kocher presented the WrobelAward to Gene Shin as the wrestlingteam’s high point man. Shin and Gille¬spie led the wrestling team to Chica¬go’s only winning season this year inmen’s sports.Basketball coach John Angelusawarded the Joseph M. Stampf awardto Wade Lewis but deferred the actualpresentation of the medal to Mr.Stampf himself who was seated in theaudience. Stampf hung the medalaround Lewis’ neck and kissed him onboth cheeks in what was probably theonly emotional moment of the night.Gillespie then announced the new-year’s officers. Trackster Bob Fisher isthe new president, sophomore footballand baseball player Bob Dickey is thevice-president, sophomore basket-bailer Nick Merrigioli is the treasurerand sophomore footballer Mike Novakis the new secretary.Gillespie did his best to end the ban¬quet in a duly ceremonious tone but thehilarious slide-show presentation cou¬pled with the endless monotony ofaward presentations had the audiencein a pretty festive mood. The banquetwas a successful finale for a less thanauspicious year in Chicago sports.Don t Go Dutch -Go Frog and Peach2 for 1 Dinner SpecialsWed: Smoked Chicken, 2 for 2.45Fri: Spinach Lasagna, 2 for 3.25Ida Noyes Hall • 11:30 am - 8 pmThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983—11SportsMen’s tennis team thirdat Midwest InvitationalContinued from page 10Simms said that Vail, at the numbersix singles position, played the bestmatches of the day for U of C by reach¬ing the finals. He lost to Ferris fromCarlton 7-5, 3-6, 7-5. Ferris and Vailwere both returning players who didnot compete last year due to injuriesleaves of absence. Simms said thatboth are top-flight singles players whowill be heading the conference laddernext year.After the first day’s competition,Carlton had a 12-point overall teamlead. Lawrence, U of C, Lake Forest,and Ripon were all clumped together insecond place with a small five-point dif¬ference. Chicago, it appeared, had thebest doubles draw. All three doublesteams were seeded and it looked likethe Maroons were a cinch for secondplace. Unfortunately this wasn’t thecase.The number one doubles team ofMowery and Kang received a bye in theSOME PEOPLERETIRE WITHMORETHANJUSTAGOLD WATCH.AMERICANVCANCERfsocmrHow you live may save your life first round. In their quarterfinalmatch, they had a 6-1, 5-2 lead butended up losing the match to their pre¬viously-beaten rival, Lake Forest.They suffered a very disappointing loss1-6, 7-5, 6-4. This defeat alone cost theMaroons six points in team scoring.The number two doubles team,Simms’ “Bolivian Hit Squad” of Lujanand Cavero, were seeded third. Theydid their job for Chicago by reachingthe semifinals, where they lost to CoeCollege 6-2, 6-2. It was left up to thenumber three doubles team to get tothe finals and salvage third place forthe Maroons. Unfortunately, theydidn’t, falling in the quarterfinal round.This dismal ending drew the men’stennis season to an abrupt halt.Simms said that since the conferencetournament had no bearing on theNCAA bids, the Maroon’s play therewas less than inspiring. He felt some ofhis players went into this final tourna¬ment of the season with lack of incen¬tive, regarding it as just another “con¬ference tournament.”Also, Simms said, “One bad daydoesn’t take away the accomplish¬ments of an overall great season. Thisyear’s strong 9-2 winning record includ¬ed major wins over prestigious Mid¬west opponents. The experience gainedfrom these matches will definitely givethe Maroons an edge in next year’sdual meet competition. The outlook fornext season looks quite promising. Ev¬eryone from this year’s team will be re¬turning and new recruits will add to theMaroon’s depth and strength.”Mowery, a very important part ofChicago’s men’s tennis team said,“Next year’s Maroon tennis team willdefinitely be very strong if everyoneputs in a lot of hard work and effort.” Saudi Union/MildredContinued from page 11passing made up for the relative inef¬fectiveness of fellow-midfielder Me¬dina.In the first half of overtime, play wasagain dominated by Gertie’s. Only goa¬lie Condas’ clutch saves preventedSaudi elimination.Two minutes into the second half ofovertime, Messersmith single-handed¬ly dribbled from his end of the field tothe other end, looked for a pass, andthen launched one of his patented rifle¬shots from 30 feet out. The Gertie’s goa¬lie never even saw the ball.The Saudis will play Miidred laterthis week in the All-University Champi¬onship. In a single women’s game, Borboryg-mi Thursday won the right to playCrown Rats-II again by blankingNantes-Outre-Mer (Mar?) 3-0. Bor-borygmi will play the Rats today at 5p.m., but must beat them twice to winthe independent double-eliminationtournament.SOCIM Playoff ScoreboardMenMildred 4 Psi Upsilon 1Saudi Union Movement 3 Gertie’s 2Chamberlin 4 Hitchcock 1Mildred 2 Chamberlin 0WomenBorborygmi 3 Nantes-Outre-Mer 0Iss 10,000enough incentive tocall 876-4308?Of course it is. Especially if it couldamount to a student loan from Sears Bank.Which is the whole idea for callingus at 876-4308.You see, we’re offering loansthrough the Illinois Guaranteed StudentLoan Program. And you can get one allthe way up to $25,000, depending on your educational program.. You’re eligible if you have a per¬manent residence in the Chicago area.And you don’t even need an ac¬count with Sears Bank to qualify.So if you need money for your edu¬cation, isn't $ 10,000 worth the priceof a phone call?Sears Bank and TrustStudent LoansSears Tower Chicago, IL 6060619*H Sears Bank and Trust A wholly owned subsidiary of Midland Banmrp Ini Member FD.I.C12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, 17, 1553The Wildcats Mee-owBy Kahane CornThe Mee-Ow Show, aNorthwestern-based originalimprovisational comedy revue, willperform Thursday in the ReynoldsClub first floor theater at 8 p.m. Theshow, scheduled by FOTA, is free. The revue launched the careers ofsuch celebrities as Gary Kroger, JuliaLouis-Dreyfuss and Paul Barosse of“Saturday Night Live.” In its 10thanniversary year, The Mee-Ow Showannually assembles the brightestyoung comedians for the student-written and producedimprov-comedy show.This year’s production, “Wake Up‘Yo Tinheads!,” is guaranteed towake up any of you who are fallingasleep over a pile of books, need astudy break, or just feel like having agreat time. And you can alwr vs keeDthe program (thanking the Strohsfamily and “Vanderbilt the $1,000,000Bong,” among others) to chuckle overduring finals week.The cast includes celebrities-to-beChris Hueben, Mark Lancaster, EllenKohrman, Mark Gunnion, TaylorAbbot, Michael Simon, Tami Hinz,and Sue Klein. jThey are allNorthwestern students and havewritten and developed the skits whichcomprise the approximate two-hourshow themselves.According to Craig Jackson,producer, the Mee-Ow Show is one ofthe biggest annual events on theNorthwestern campus.“This show is always a success. Itis creative, has lots of energy, andmost importantly, is really funny,” hesaid.In addition to many performancesat various Northwestern activities,the group also performs aroundEvanston and in north-side clubs. Whoknows where these talented studentsmay go from here — the 1980 director Dana Olsen just released her firstfilm, It Came From Hollywood, andthe show’s founders, Bill Nuss andDusty Kay, are now NBC executives.Campus FilmsThe Party (Blake Edwards, 1968) Inthe eighth film in Doc’s Blake Edwardsfilm series, Peter Sellers plays an Indi¬an bit part player in Hollywood namedHrundi V. Bakshi told that he will neverwork in Tinseltown again after he de¬stroys a movie. Bakshi does the sameto a party thrown by the boss of the pro¬ducer who told Bakshi his career wasover. The party’s host has decoratedhis house with a network of canals in¬side the front door, and built his livingroom over a swimming pool. Thefriendliest and most open of all theguests, Bakshi comes closest to fallinginto the pool, and in his attempts to beunobtrusive cannot avoid (literally)shouting out the differences between himself and other guests. Tues., May 17at 8 p.m. Doc. $2Dr. Caligari’s Cure (Tom Palazzolo)Chicago native Tom Palazzolo’s firstfictional film, a disconcertingly convo¬luted “thriller,” picked actors for thisfilm on the basis of their resemblanceto people from his own past — especial¬ly his old “tormentors.” Palazzolo willspeak after the film and field questionson topics such as the film's relationshipto the classic somnambulistic horrorfilm of the German expressionist bent,among others. Wed., May 18 at 8 p.m.Doc. $2I Was a Male War Bride (HowardHawks, 1949) Cary Grant and Ann Sheridan, one of his most compatibleco-stars, play French Army CaptainHenri Rochard and his American WACassistant Catherine Gates. Their rela¬tionship goes from hate to love to mar¬riage, and when Catherine decides toreturn to the States, the polished, suaveRochard learns some hard facts aboutmanhood — he will not be allowed toenter the country except as a “warbride.” W’ed., May 18 at 8:30 p.m. LSF.$2.Twelve Angry Men (Sidney Lumet,1957) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb. EdBegley, and Jack Warden star inLumet’s first film, about a jury of menwho sit on the trial of a boy accused ofstabbing his father to death. Based on Reginald Rose’s original TV dramapresented on “Studio One,” the entirefilm is set in the jury room, allowingthe true colors of each juror to emerge.Thur., May 19 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.Orpheus (Jean Cocteau, 1949) Coc¬teau’s retelling of the legend of Or¬pheus in a modern-day Parisian settingalso defines his beliefs about the poet’sambivalent relationship to life anddeath. Jean Marais plays the poet Or¬pheus, who seeks knowledge of theother world. Maria Casares. followedaround by hooded flunkies on motorcy¬cles, plays Death. Thurs., May 19 at7:30 p.m. I-House Talking Pictures.$2.-TUESDAY, MAY 17 • 8:00 PM • SWIFT LECTURE HALLU.S. FOREIGN POLICYINCENTRAL AMERICA• JOHN H. COATSWORTHProf. Dept, of History &The CollegeLOUIS W. GOODMANHead of Latin American Studies,The Wilson Center, Washington, D.C. • MANUEL GARRETONVisiting Prof, in the Dept,of Political Science• GIDON A.G. GOTTLIEBLeo Spitz Prof, in theLaw School• LUBOSH G. HALE, MODERATORAssoc. Dean, The Graduate School ofBusiness and Senior Lecturer,Social Sciences Collegiate DivisionRECEPTION TO FOLLOW. SPONSORED BY THE STUDENTGOVERNMENT ACADEMIC AFFAIRS COMMITTEE AND THECENTER FOR LATIN AMERICAN STUDIES.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. May 17, 1983—13Classified AdsCLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. 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A < v/ L *. ^2 Nm- a - L - r a A V;>, 7 r Lm a " MANDEL HALL 4 - Jwr * >MANDEL HALLTUESDAY MAY 248:00 pm FREE? A 4 A 4 < I > / I L I - - 4 c au r* t A r l \ partial,y by sgfc L . Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake Views.Good LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10^t14—The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 17, i983Classified AdsFOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700."Teargas" mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.O. Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.Bikers!- wooden-spool bike rollers, nice shape$50; file cabinet $40. Call 684 0082 eves.Receiver & speakers. Used less than 2 years.Good names, perfect for small room, orig. boxsGraduating. Make offer. 753-0190, keep trying.FOR SALE-Teak desk-54x30" - neat - sturdy -good shape $95 - 752-4280 - ask for apt 905-aft. 6Yard Sale - Sat. May 21, 9-3 1221 E 57th St. Mov¬ing, Air Cond, Baby Items, Clothes, Toys, Lotsof Misc.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962-8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr. 962 8846.FULL TIME BABYSITTER WANTED to carefor one-year-old in our home. Start July 1st.Call evenings or weekends 752 0743.Jobs & Peace: Summer & Full Time Jobs forSocial Change. ACORN is hiring communityand labor organizers for campaign againstReaganomics. 939 7488.SALES ADVERTISINGWe have full time openings for ambitious 2 aggressive individuals who will be in the Chgoarea this summer. Must have car. Some salesexperience necessary. Salary 4- commissions2 bonuses. Excellent earning potential. We alsohave some permanent positions for those look¬ing for work beyond this summer. Send resumeto Dollar Power 810 Silver Rock Ln, BuffaloGrove, II 60090or call 520-0281.Student or students to take over NEW YORKTIMES campus route for fall term. Jobs dutiesinclude set up, selling and early-morningdelivery of the NEW YORK TIMES. For fulldetails, please call New York Times at 229-1650.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR-TYPIST, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962 6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home. Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493 7351Typing fast, friendly, accurate. Specialty:resumes + late papers. P-up 4- del. 924-4449.CREATIVE CARPENTRY-Local work in¬cludes custom kitchen cabinets, generalremodeling, and the Phoenix Book Store. CallDavid Loehr, 684 2286.PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324-5943, 667-4285.FLOYD'S DECORATIVE SERVICEInterior & Exterior Very Neat & ProfessionalBest references Very Reasonable Over 20years In The Hyde Park Kenwood Area CALLFLOYD 221-5661General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon752-1983.Free lance writer provides research, writingassistance to students. Will help with termpapers, projects, etc. Quick service.Reasonable rates. 288 6821.SUMMER PIANO LESSONS for children andadults from U of C music student. $13 per hour.Call BJ Russell 962-7628 or 493 2970.2 moms providing QUALITY CARE indevelopmental setting have space now in 2-5yr. old play group, fl/pt. tm. care. CALL 955-3611/493-0399.TYPING by Jan latest word processing equip.QUICK & CHEAP, pickup & del. Phone 224-9360 Now!SCENESNEW THE TERRIFIC TEMPEH BURGER Afirm soy rice patty simmered in our specialseasoned sauce then served on a toasted frenchroll with alfalfa sprouts. Only 2.15 for a fillinglunch at the BLUE GARGOYLE. 5655 So.University. Kitty corner from Reynolds Clubm F 11:00AM 2:00PMLes Beaux Parleurs invite all Fr. art lovers toa guided tour (in Eng.) of the Art Inst.'s Impressionist collection given by R. Heller. Meet6:00 Thursday, Michigan Ave. entrance. Formore, phone Lesa at 753-2249 #1325 SGFCWANTEDBicycle in runniny condition., prefeiauiy wiihbasket and/or baby carrier. Call Ray, 955 2926 PERSONALSWhat ever happened to Kate Johnson?Matt in Modernism: Don't be shy.K.Y.G.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643-6262STEP TUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around campus for a mere $15. Buy it in the SAO office(Rm. 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checks only please.)SELL YOUR STUFFSign up now to sell at Ida Noyes Flea Market $2reserves a space for students-Flea Date 5/2110am-4pm call 962 9554ALERT FORCEYou lob a gas grenade as the armor car runsthrough the fence. There, ten yards away, is anuclear bomb. This is ALERT FORCE, asimulated terrorist attack on SAC airbase.How many planes can you destroy? Can youget the bomb? Or can you stop it? New fromClose Simulations: 112 cut counters, 12" x 14"map, 16 page illustrated rule book with 9scenarios, a zip lock bag, all in a handsomebox. $5 plus 50' postage (III. residents add 30tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.O. Box 2247Dept. P, Northbrook, II. 60062NEEDATYPIST?Excellent work. Reasonable Rates. Tel: 536-7167FLEAMARKETMay 21st 10am-4pm Ida Noyes Parking lot ucan buy good stuff call 962-9554PUB MOVIESA STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, starringMarlon Brando, Tues, May 17, 7+11. MontyPython's THE HOLY GRAIL, Wed, May 18, 7+11.USING THE MVSOPERATING SYSTEMAND ACF2The Computation Center will offer a series ofFREE seminars to introduce the Universitycomputing community to the new MVSoperating system and the ACF2 securitypackage which are both available on the IBM3081 computer. Since the older operatingsystem, SVS, its builtin security and the com¬puter is resides on (the Amdahl 470) will beremoved after September 30, 1983, SVS usersshould begin soon to convert to the new system.These seminars are designed to provide youwith the information needed to convert to andwork successfully in the MVS environment.The MVS seminar (which consists of twoparts) will be held as follows (all in Harper406):Monday and Wednesday, May 16 and 18, 10:30to 12:00., Tuesday and Thursday, May 24 and26, 4:00 to 5:30., Tuesday and Thursday, May31 and June 1, 1:00 to 2:30The ACF2 Overview Seminar will be held asfollows (all in Harper 406):Tuesday, May 17, 4:00 to 5:30., Monday, May23, 3:30 to 5:00., Wednesday, June 1, 1:00 to2:30The ACF2 for Account AdministratorsSeminar will held as follows (also in Harper406):Thursday, May 19, 4:00 to 5:30., Wednesday,May 25, 3:30 to 5:00., Friday, June 3, 1:00 to2:30.NIGHTin the South Atlantic...the Captain of theBelgrano looks over the horizon as they steamtowards the British Exclusion Zone. Suddenlytwo blasts shake the ship, there's fire andchaos. This is the FALKLAND'S WAR. Notsome cheap quickie design but an actualsimulation of the battle based on informationfrom a participant. Every plane, ship, troop,and mode of combat are realisticallyrepresented in an accessible form. Also: Alarge three color map, over 100 counters,charts, rules, and player's notes all in an at¬tractive bookshelf box. A year later the battlefor the wind swept islands is on again! CLOSESIMULATIONS, Dept. P, P.O. Box 2247 Northbrook, III. 60062 $14 plus $1 postage (III.residents add 84' for Caesar).REDLIGHTPRODUCTIONSIs available to make Your next party a SuccessDJ ing, lights, and other services available.Call 241 6438 for info and rates. POETRYWRITINGWORKSHOP TONIGHTfree from FOTA. Conducted by Pierre Long.Ida Noyes Sun Parlor. 7:30pmPLAYS IN FRENCH& SPANISHsketches by French playwright EugeneIonesco at noon-short Argentinian StreetTheater Comedy at 1. Both plays in ReynoldsClub 1st floor theater-another FOTA FOTAeventKATE KUPERDANCE CO.diff styles of DANCE, original poefry, livemusic WED. May 18 noon. Reynold Club 1stfloor theater sponsored by FOTA FOTA FOTAMEE-OWSHOWIMPROV/COMEDYFOTA presents an improvisation & comedytroupe THURS. May 19-8pm. Reynolds Club 1stFloor Theater free from FOTAOBSGRAD.STU DINNERYou can still attend the graduating student din¬ner. Please have the reply card in by 5/18Wednesday. Hope to see you there.HOTLINELonely? Depressed? Worried? Confused?.. We're here if you need us. Dial 753-1777between 7pm and 7amSAILING CLUBOrganizational meeting for old and newmembers 5/25 at 8:00 in Room 217 Ida NoyesMODERN HEBREWA three-quarter sequence will be offered in1983 84 in both Elementary Modern Hebrew(MTWTh 2:30-3:30) and Intermediate ModernHebrew (MTWTh 1:00-2:00). For further infocall Linguistics Dept (962-8522)TRANSCENDENTALMEDITATION LECTUREFree Intro Lecture On the TM Program. ComeLearn How To Unfold Your Full Potential May18 Weds Ida Noyes Hall 4:00pm E lounge or7:30pm Rm 217. Info 947-0463BLUESNicky D & The Blue Chips Play the BlueGargoyle, Fri. May 20, 9:30-Mid.BLUES AT ITS FINEST!!! BLACKFRIARSThere willbeaGENERALMEETINGto electnew officers (oh no!) on Thurs at 7:30! Ida Bethere to help us pick (it could be YOU.)ACHTUNG!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S POPULAR GERMAN COURSE AND HIGH PASS THE SUMMER LANGUAGE EXAM! Classes will meetM-F from June 20 July 22. Three sections: 10-12, 1-3 + 6-8. For more information and toregister, call: 667-3038.HOTLINELonely? Depressed? Call us before you do it.753-1777 7pm - 7am. Before its too late.INTRODUCTION TOMUSE WORDPROCESSINGON THE DEC-20The Computation Center will offer another sec¬tion of the MUSE WORD PROCESSINGSEMINAR during the week of May 23. Theseminar teaches the use of the MUSE WORDPROCESSING SYSTEM on the DEC-20 computers. The seminar is composed of five ses¬sions and meets from 10:30 to 12:00 noon, Mon¬day through Friday, May 23 - 27. You mayregister for this seminar by calling YvonneMcNear at 962-7153. This seminar is FREE forSpring Quarter.COXLOUNGEOUTDOORBARBEQUEfeaturingVz lb. hamburgersfresh sausagesdaily grill specialsBegins May 9(weather permitting)Hours: 11 - 2:30 p.m.Located BehindStuart HallCalendarTUESDAYInternational House Residents Forum: EricNoji, Resident in Emergency Medicine-Billings, on "Medical Preparations forForeign Travel” 7:30 p.m. FREEFOTA: Sax Quartet 12 Noon Hutch Court.FREE; Poetry Writing Workshop 7:30 p.m.INH FREE.DOC: The Party 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50.Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Dr. Ste¬phans Strauss, NIH, on "Oral Acyclovir forTreatment and Suppression of RecurrentHerpes Simplex Infections” 3 p.m. SBRIJ-135Dept, of Mircrobiology: Kenneth Nealson,Scripps Institute of Oceanography, on "WhatTurns Bacteria on: Physiological and Molecu¬lar Studies of the Control of Bacterial Biolu-minescence” 4 p.m. CLSC 1117.Tea Time Lecture: Harold Wilensky, Poli SCIU.C.-Berkeley, on "Paths of Development ofRich Democracies: The Fiscal Crisis, Ungo¬vernability and All That.” 4 p.m. Pick Rm.16. Sponsored by the Center for the Study ofIndustrial Societies and Dept, of PoliticalScience. At Wilder House, 5811 S. Kenwood.Summer Jobs Information Workshop: Noon,Rm 200, Reynolds Club.Racquetball Club: 6:30-Close HCFH Courts 3+ 4.Crossroads: International Cuisines: Englishby Penny Thomson 10 a.m.; Polish 5:45 p.m.;Portuguese 6 & 7 p.m.; Chinese 7 p.m.Hillel: Yavneh Shavuot Services 8:45 p.m.;Tikkun Lei Shavuot—All night Torah Study10:30 p.m. thru Sunrise. Refreshments Avail¬able.WEDNESDAYFOTA: Kate Cooper Dance Co.: Dances, poetry,music. Noon Reynolds Club 1st fl. Theatre. FREE.LSF: I Was A Male War Bride 8:30 p.m. Law Sch.12.DOC: Dr. Caligari's Cure 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50 Fol¬lowed by a talk with the Director - Tom Pallazzolo.The Place of Philosophy in Our Intellectual Life:With Ted Cohen on “How to Teach Philosophy";William Wimsatt on "Philosophy for Scientists:Science for Philosophers"; J. David Greenstone on"Philosophy and Ideology". Respondent: JamesRedfield. Moderator: Donald Levine. Sponsored bythe Forum on Liberal Learning. 4:30 p.m. SwiftCommons.Biochem Dept.: Dr. Benoit de Crombrugghe. Natl.Cancer lnst., on "Structure and Expression of Col¬lagen Genes" 4 p.m. CLSC 101.The Law Sch. Nuclear Disarmament Grp.: Edward Wal-bridge, Argonne, on “Anti-Ballistic Missies andLaser Weapons" 12:30 p.m. Seminar Rm D.Crossroads: English All Levels: 2 p.m.; Social Hour3:30 p.m.; German 7 p.m.; French 7 p.m.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy CommunionFollowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.Hillel: Orthodox Shavuot Services at Dawn; Up¬stairs Minyan at Dawn; Orthodox Shavuot Services8:45 p.m.Center for Latin American Studies: Thomas W.Walker, Ohio Univ., on “Nicaragua: Myth & Reali¬ty” 2:30 p.m. Harper 125.Badminton Club: 7:30 - 10 p.m. INH GymU.C. Animal Welfare Group meeting 7:30 p.m.INH.U.C. Akido Club: 6:30 p.m. HCFH.THURSDAYRomance Lang. & Lit.: Grahame C. Jones, U. ofNew England-Australia, on “Stendhal-200th Birth¬day” 4:15 p.m. Cl. 21 FREE.Comm, on Social Thought Doctiral Lecture: RichardGarner on "Law and Society: 5th & 4th Century B,C. in Athens" 2:30 p.m. Harper 130.Physics Dept.: John J. Hopfield, Bell Laboratories,on “Associative Memory, Error Correction, and theSpin Glass" 4:30 p.m. Eck 133.Comm, on Genetics: Dr. James Shapiro on “Why DoBacteria Make Round Colonies?” 1:15 pm. Zoo 14.Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Dr. Charles Al¬ford on "Selected Topics on Cytomegalovirus Infec¬tions" 4 p.m. CLSC 1117.Brown Bag Lecture: Ivan Szelenyi Madison, on“The Second Economy and the Working Class inHungary During the 1970’s” 12-2 p.m Wilder House5811 S. Kenwood. Sponsored by the Center for theStudy of Industrial Societies.Music Dept.: Noontime Concert: Tom Shields, trum¬pet; Tom Barrett, piano; Philip Fried, double bass;David Anderson, piano. Works by Loeillet and Men¬delssohn. 12:15 Goodspped hall FREE.U.C. Judo Club: practice 6 p.m. Bartlett Gym.Brent House: Episcopal Eucharist Noon BondChapel.Hillel: Orthodox Shavuot Services . .; Up¬stairs Minyan 9:30 a.m.Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vespers 5:15 p.m.I-House Speaker Series: Abdul-Karim on “Histori¬cal Background of Modern Syria & Lebanon" 7:30p.m. FREE.FOTA: Modern Plays in French & Spanish: Ionesco& Argentine Street Theatre 1 p.m. Reynold's Club1st fl. Theatre; Mee-ow Show - improv. comedytroupe 8 p.m. Reynold's Club 1st fl. Theatre.FREE.Talking Pictures: Orpheus 7:30 p.m. I-House. $2.Free Popcorn.LSF: Twelve Angry Men 8:30 p.m. Law Sch. $2.DOC: Listen Caracas A Vidas Secas 8 p in Cobb$2.Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 17, 1983—15INTERNATIONAL HOUSESPEAKER SERIESpresentsHEALTH INFORMATION FORINTERNATIONAL TRAVELby Eric Noji, MDTuesday, May 17LEBANON WAR OF ’82: WHAT HOPE OFJUSTICE FOR THE PALESTINIANS?by Don Wagnerof the Palestine Human Rights Campaignincluding “Report from Beirut”, filmfootage from Summer ’82Wednesday, May 18HISTORICAL BACKGROUND OF MODERNSYRIA AND LEBANONBy Abdul Karim RafeqDepartment of History, Univ. of ChicagoThursday, May 19All Presentations At7:30 p.m. in the Home RoomINTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414 East 59th St. The University of ChicagoDEPARTMENT OF ENGLISHannouncesa lecture series by the 1983 Frederic Ives Carpenter Visiting ProfessorEDWARD W. SAIDauthor ofOrientalism & The Question of PalestineWednesday, May 18, 1983“Discrepant Histories & Revised Fictions”Wednesday, May 25, 1983“On the Secular Intellectual”All lectures will be at 4 p.m. in Swift Lecture Hall.The Public is invited. Admission is free of charge.Attention Biology MajorsTHE BSCD STUDENTADVISORY COMMITTEEcordially invites you to aSTUDENT-FACULTY GET-TOGETHERFriday • May 20 • 5pm • Harper 130Guest SpeakersiDr. Richard Miller, Dept. PharmocologyDr. James Shapiro, Dept. MicrobiologyDebating:THE ETHICS OF BUSINESS AND BIOLOGYReception following in Harper 284The Comptroller’s Officereturns to campusAs of Noon, Monday, May 16The Comptroller’s Office will be located inThe Charles Stewart Mott Building1225 East 60th StreetAll Faculty Exchange mail should be directed to that location,using the designation—MOTT.All telephone numbers for the Comptroller’s Officehave been changed.The general information number will be 962-1944.