— grey city journal ,PROBLEMS FRAMEDcenterspreadThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 52 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 6, 1983grey city journalMUDDY WATERS, 1915-1983cover —Chairlift found too small for useby handicapped SSA studentPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANThe chairlift to be used by handicapped students is de¬corated with signs protesting its installation. Students icontend that an elevator is necessary to make the build¬ing accessible. jJaroslav Pelikan gives Jefferson LectureBy Jeff TaylorIn a meeting Wednesday be¬tween handicapped Social ServiceAdministration (SSA) student JeffEllis and University administra¬tors, it was determined that thecontroversial wheelchair lift beingconstructed for Ellis at the SSAbuilding is too small to accommo¬date his wheelchair.Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-presi¬dent for University news and com¬munity affairs, said the meeting“was organized to give Jeff Ellisand his attorney an opportunity toreview the plans for the project. Itwas discovered that certain modi¬fications needed to be made andthey will be made.”Ellis and student members ofthe Ad Hoc Committee on Handi¬capped Access have charged thatthe lift is inadequate and that U ofC Vice-President of Business andFinance William Cannon vetoedplans for installation of an elevatorin the building because of financialconsiderations. The lift is costingabout $30,000, and an elevatorwould run some $100,000.Ellis said in addition to the erroron the wheelchair’s size, archi¬tects were planning to install a“stock, ready-made button” thatwould require Ellis to operate thelift by continual pressure with hishands. Ellis, a victim of musculardystrophy, cannot use his hands.“If they’d gone ahead and built it(as designed), it would have beenpretty embarrassing,” Ellis said.In a letter to the Maroon editor,Ellis said that “this lift will onlyallow me access to the upper fourclassrooms on the east side of theSSA building.”According to Assistant ProvostMargaret Fallers and SSA Dean ofStudents Philip Hovda, a two-yearconsensus on the desirability of anelevator as the means to makebuildings accessible was droppedin an administration meeting inspring of 1982, before Ellis’ arriv¬al. A lift, as a more cost-effectivealternative, was discussed at thattime.Both the lift and the elevatorwere later vetoed in favor of creat¬ing a temporary classroom inwhich all of Ellis’ classes would berescheduled. Other new proposalsincluded an accessible bathroom,a ramp to the SSA building and aparking space for Ellis’ van.All Ellis’ classes but one were infact rescheduled in a temporaryclassroom. For the one class, Elliswas provided with a speaker in thelobby of the SSA building. In themeantime, construction of the liftwas begun.Ellis said he was embarrassed tobe sitting in the building’s lobby,but thought the University shouldbe more embarrassed to have himthere. Ellis entered the SSA graduateprogram last fall with the under¬standing that it would be made ac¬cessible to him. He now says he is“outraged” at the “apparent, in¬sensitivity or ignorance on the partof the University about the needsof handicapped students.”Ellis said that at the meeting aconcern was raised over the lift’ssafety. He added that when the ar¬chitect came in in the middle of themeeting, it was discovered that thelift was two inches too small.Modifications were offered byadministrators present at theBy David BrooksJaroslav Pelikan, the SterlingProfessor of History at Yale andinternational authority on Chris¬tianity will deliver the second partof his three-part 1983 JeffersonLecture in the Humanities at theUniversity of Chicago Law SchoolAuditorium at 5:30 Monday after¬noon. Attendance of the lecture isby invitation only.The Jefferson lectureship, whichcarries a $10,000 stipend, is thehighest honor conferred by the fed¬eral government for outstandingachievement in the humanities.Previous Jefferson lecturers in¬clude Barbara Tuchman, EdwardShils, C. Van Woodward, Saul Bel¬low, John Hope Franklin, RobertPenn Warren, Erik Erikson, andLionell Trilling.Pelikan was born in Akron, Ohioin 1923 to first generation Slovackimmigrants. From his parents helearned Slovack, Serbian, Czechand German and he learned to bevery conscious of Europe and Eu¬ropean ways. Instead of highschool he attended a German Gym¬nasium. There he says he receivedthe equivalent of four years highschool and two years of college be¬fore going off to Concordia Semi¬nary in Missouri to study the min¬istry. However, Pelikan never hadan interest in practicing in theparish ministry. Seminary, hesays, was the only way to gain thelinguistic preparation needed forChristian Scholarship. Pelikannow speaks nearly a dozen lan¬guages, including Hebrew, Latin,Greek, Russian, Syriac and OldChurch Slavonic.While in Seminary, Pelikan alsostudied for his doctorate at the Uni¬versity of Chicgo and received bothhis Bachelor of Divinity and hisPhD on the same day in 1946.“Here I was, a 22-year-old kidwith a BD and a PhD. If a kidwants to come now and do that, you meeting, and Kleinbard said “Mr.Ellis and his attorney, it was re¬ported to me, agreed with it (theplan of modification).” Ellis, how¬ever, said that though he will usethe lift, he is “not happy with it.”Ellis concluded that “the modifi¬cations taking place at the SSAbuilding are a step toward im¬proved accessibility for all handi¬capped students at the Universi¬ty,” but hopes that in the futurethose who must use devices likethe lift should be consulted beforethe plans are designed.tell him to go home and grow up,”Pelikan says. “Then, the Universi¬ty of Chicago was hospitable tothat kind of unconventional educa¬tional pattern.”In the late forties, Pelikan wrotea 100-page precis, an outline whichhas proved to be the framework ofhis life’s work, a five-volume workentitled, The Christian Tradition,tracing the intellectual history ofChristianity. Pelikan asked hisclose friend and former ChicagoProfessor Daniel Boorstin if heshould publish his opus all at onceinstead of one volume at a time.Boorstin told him to publish as theywere finished or else “you will dieBy Mark BauerWith every Assembly seat filledexcept for the Divinity School, Stu¬dent Government began its firstmeeting under President JoeWalsh with an unprecedented,large turnout.According to Vice-President Ti¬mothy Wong, “it was a very prod¬uctive meeting.” Activities Chair,Mark Contreras, reported thatplans for the Third Annual Memo¬rial Affair are well under way.Scheduled for May 29, this eventwill include the participation of theMajor Activities Board (MAB),the Inter-Fraternity Coucil (IFC)and the Festival of the Arts(FOTA). Contreras expects theday to include bands, food, a car¬nival and fireworks. He hopes thecollege houses will run carnivalbooths during the day. Unlike lastyear, the events will take place with the biggest damn filing cabi¬net and no book.” Pelikan has pub¬lished three volumes since 1971 andis nearing completion on a fourth.Pelikan taught at Chicago start¬ing in 1953 but left for Yale in 1962.There, he has served as actingdean and then dean of the graduateschool. He also teaches a WesternCivilization course called ‘FromPlato to NATO.’ “I don’t think asurvey course should be taught bysomebody just out of graduateschool,” he says, “They will sim¬ply teach the textbook. You needsomeone who can stand back andreflect from the standpoint ofscholarly maturity.”mainly in Hutch Court rather thanon the field north of Bartlett Gym¬nasium.The Academic Affairs Commit¬tee reported that the next topic forthe Roundtable discussion serieswill be “Latin America and UnitedStates foreign Policy.” The datefor this event will be May 16.The Student Services Committeediscussed setting up a StudentCredit Union. This would be a co¬operative service which would in¬clude cashing checks and makingdeposits. According to Wong, “theUniversity of Chicago is one of thefew major schools without a stu¬dent-run credit union.” A sub-com¬mittee was formed to explore thematter.The problem of handicapped ac¬cessibility to the School of SocialService Administration (SSA) wasdiscussed. It was approved that atthe next meeting, a representative Pelikan delivered the first sec¬tion of the Jefferson lecture May 4in Washington and will deliver thethird section May 17 and in SanFrancisco.In his Chicago lecture Pelikanwill argue that tradition has re¬scued creativity from “the banali¬ty and the trivilization” that wouldhave resulted from “a total im¬mersion in the here and now.” Hewill show that tradition has been“the source of persistent imagesthat have fired the imaginationand given form to the artistic vi¬sion.”from the group of students favor¬ing the wheelchair lift at SSA. anda member of the University Ad¬ministration, will discuss the mat¬ter in a public forum. Wong pre¬dicted that a letter from StudentGovernment to the Administrationthat favored accommodating thestudent’s requests might be draft¬ed.It was decided that the nextmeeting will include nominationsfor committee chairs and mem¬bership. According to Walsh “Itwas a promising meeting I wasimpressed with both the equalityand quantity of the Assembly TheAssembly showed great interest inboth discussing students’ concernsand working on the projects of Stu¬dent Government.” The nextmeeting will take place Tuesday,May 10, in Stuart 105. All are en¬couraged to attend.New SG Assembly meets withan unusually large turnoutrw>Mother’s Day Peace FestivalWe, members of the faculty of the University of Chicago, strongly endorsethe message of the May 8 Peace Walk and Festival: HELP END THE ARMSRACE. We join with our colleagues accross the United States and in Europeand the Soviet Union to demand an end to the build-up of nuclear arsenals.This build-up brings us ever closer to nuclear war, in which there can be fewsurvivors and no winners.As members of the academic community, we recognize a special respon¬sibility to speak out on this issue. American universities actively participate inthe arms race. Since World War II the U.S. government has funnelled billion ofdollars through universities to develop weapons technologies and performother kinds of military research.We therefore urge the faculty, students and staff of this university to turnout in force on Mother’s Day, May 8.Robert Chibka— The CollegeJohn Coatsworth—HistoryBernard Cohn— Human DevelopmentJean Camaroff—AnthropologyJohn Camaroff—AnthropologyMichael Dalby— HistoryJon Elster— Political ScienceThomas Di Prete—SociologyWolfgang Epstein— BiochemistryMarian Fischman— PsychiatryRay Fogelson—AnthropologySeymour Glagov—PathologyJan Goldstein—HistoryWendy Griswold—SociologyRobert Haselkorn—Biophysics & Theor. Bio. Sylvia Huot —The CollegeRon Inden— HistoryChris Johanson—PsychiatryRalph Johnson—ClassicsWard Keeler— The CollegeReed Larson—The CollegeGail Kligman—AnthropologyKen Knoespel— The CollegeBarbara Laslett—SociologyJohn MacAloon—Social ThoughtDavid Malament—PhilosophyMcKim Marriott—AnthropologyGene F. Mazenko— PhysicsNancy Munn—AnthropologySidney R. Nagel—Physics Wendy O’Flaherty—Social ThoughtJohn Padgett—Political Science and SociologyBenjamin Page—Political ScienceThomas F. Rosenbaum—PhysicsCharles Schuster— PhychiatryLew Seiden — PharmacologyMichael Silverstein—AnthropologyTheodore L. Steele— BiochemistryGeorge Stocking—AnthropologyD. Garth Taylor— Political ScienceStephen Toulmin—Social ThoughtElizabeth Traub e—AnthropologyValerio Valeri—AnthropologyArristide Zolberg— Political ScienceO o O oEND THE ARMSRACE/SAVE THEHUMAN RACE Time and Place: Sunday, May 8. Gather atState and Wacker, 12:30. March to Grant Parkfor a Peace Festival. Buses to the gatheringpoint will depart Ida Noyes Hall at 11:30. $1.00per person.Peace Festival: Begins at 2:00 p.m., GrantPark bandshell. Dr. Benjamin Spock, MayorHarold Washington, entertainment.J2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983News1American Bar Foundation BuildingAmerican Bar Bldg, for sale: $5.5 millionKennington lectureson Baconian science“Truth and Power: Baconian Science asMastery of Nature” is the title of the lectureto be given Monday evening by RichardKennington, professor in the school of phi¬losophy at Catholic University, Washington,D.C. Kennington is a distinguished scholarof the philosophical foundations of modernscience and the relations between scienceand politics, with special interest in De¬scartes and Bacon. The lecture, one of aseries of Colloquia sponsored by the Com¬mittee on Social Thought, will be given inIda Noyes Library at 8 p.m.Bike to fight diabetes“Bike to Beat Diabetes” is again the goalof the American Diabetes Association,Northern Illinois Affiliate during its tenthannual Bike-A-Thon to be held May 22.Bicycle enthusiasts will be able to testtheir endurance on scenic routes at 12 dif¬ferent locations. There are enduranceprizes on each route and every sponsoredrider will receive a Bike-A-Thon ‘83 t-shirtat the completion of the ride. Weekend ge¬taways and 10-speed bicycles are among theother prizes which will be awarded on everyroute. Participating groups are also eligiblefor a cash prize.Proceeds from the 1983 Bike-A-Thon willsupport diabetes research, education, freediabetes detection programs and summercamps for kids and teenagers with diabetes.There are more than 400,000 people with dia¬betes in Northern Illinois.This year, the routes are located inSchaumburg, Downers Grove, Homewood.Chicago’s Lincoln Park, on the North Shorebetween Highland Park and Kenilworth, inthe Maine Township area (Glenview, Mor¬ton Grove and Niles), in Rockford, Kanka¬kee, Elgin, Ottawa, Round Lake andDixon. Bike-A-Thon entry forms and informationare available at Chicagoland stores andschools and from the Affiliate office at34&-1805.Man assaulted withhammer in burglaryPolice are investigating a robbery and anattempted burglary, which occurred withinforty minutes of each other early Mondaymorning at the 5500 blocks of Harper andKimbark Avenues.A resident at the Kimbark address awokeat 2:20 a.m. when the burglar broke a win¬dow at the rear of the building. The residentinvestigated the noise and was assaultedwith a hammer as the suspect fled. The resi¬dent was not hurt in the attack.The suspect is described as an 18-20 yearold black male, about 6 feet tall and weigh¬ing 200 pounds. He was wearing a dark base¬ball cap and dark clothing during the bur¬glary attempts.An attempted burglary also occurred at1:40 a.m. at Harper Ave. and 55th St.Walk for peaceA Mother’s Day Peace Walk and Festivalwill be held this Sunday to demand total nu¬clear disarmament. Mayor Harold Wash¬ington and Dr. Benjamin Spock will beamong the featured speakers.The walk will begin at 12:30 p.m. Sundayat Wacker and State Streets. The Peace Fes¬tival will begin at 2 p.m. in the vicinity of theGrant Park Bandshell. Throughout the day,people from the performing and visual artswill be featured.The walk and festival is sponsored byHelp End The Arms Race. Arthur Rubloff & Company has been as¬signed to the sale of the American BarFoundation Building at 1155 E. 60th St. Thevacancy in the building will occur in thesummer of 1984 when the American Bar As¬sociation moves out to the Chicago campusof Northwestern University.The building is currently listed at $5.5 mil¬lion.The American Bar Association previouslyannounced that it would move to Northwes¬tern’s campus on the near north side to cen¬tralize its locations. The Association hasfound expansion at its current site to be tooexpensive.Jonathon Kleinbard, the University’svice-president for community affairs, notedthat the future use of the building wouldhave to be “compatible’’ with the Universi¬ty, for the urban renewal statute underwhich the building was constructed dictatesthat it be used with a purpose which would make it “compatible” with its environs.The 165,000 square-foot building covers a4.78-acre site. It includes private offices,open work areas, conference rooms, a com¬puter room, a cafeteria, kitchen and privatedining room.Hospital Week“We treat you like family” is the theme ofthis year’s National Hospital Week, whichwill be observed May 8-14. The University ofChicago Medical Center will celebrate byoffering free health screenings and lecturesto students, staff, faculty and their families.Screenings include hypertension and dia¬betes tests and noontime lectures includesuch topics as controlling stress and pre¬venting lower back pain. More informationmay be obtained by calling the MedicalCenter Public Affairs Office at 962-6241.TORAHIS ALIVE AMD WELLIN ISRAEL(212) 751-6070 5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-020025% OFFALLLITERARYCRITICISM(Sale Ends Monday,May 16, 1983)POWELL’S BOOKSTORE1501 E. 57TH9 am - 11 pm • 7 Days A Week The International HouseT7TC (C'THT'f TArnoii IXjV-JuL1T A ' ^ ' T T C1 ^ JL IVyl "N i A .Sunday • May 15,19832:30 - 8:30 p.m.Featuring:• Music and Dance of Many Lands,• International Food BazaarFilms and slide presentations of foreign landsCultural Displays, Raffles, Games, & More1414 E. 59th Street— For information call —753-2274or753-2270Tickets available atInternational House$2.50 in advance • $3.00 at doorSponsored by International House in conjunction with itsresidents and Student Groups at the University of Chicago.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983—3A - ActiveBUSINESSMACHINES1633 E. 55th St. *752-0541(55th & Cornell)TYPEWRITERREPAIR10% STUDENT DISCOUNTON SERVICE ONLYExpires June 30, 1983SMITH-CORONA'ULTRASONIC ™PORTABLE ELECTRONIC TYPEWRITERWITH ONE-TOUCH IHEMO"Y COHBECTIO*One-touch, one key — the key to perfectletters. It remembers your errors and takesLESS $20 REBATEYOUR COST $45900We sell electronic cash registersand electronic typewritersRockefellerChapelHoly Communion10:00& 11:00a.m.Religious Educationfor Children11:00a.m.University Religious ServiceDANIEL JENKINSSometime Professor of Theology inthe Divinity School and presentlyVisiting Professor of Homiletics atPrinceton Theological Seminary12:15 p.m.Carillon Tour & Recital Hie Blachstone Hotel636 So. Michigan Ave.• Close to the U of C (10 minutes north)• Plan your next conference/meeting or group housing• Special rates for University of Chicago affiliates or visitors,$32.00 single / $37.00 double• 17 conference rooms to accommodate 10-500We now feature the hilarious production of SHEAR MADNESS in the MayfairTheatre, and Joe Segal's famous JAZZ SHOWCASE in the intimate BlackstoneCafe. 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Like the beer inside,its one of a kind.^to€icALAGER BEERA brewer's masterpiecefrom Holland;4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983NewsPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANKent HallKent renovation gets underwayThe fence students may have noticed sur¬rounding Kent Chemical Laboratory is notto protect the grass, but is actually the firstsign of that building’s long-awaited renova¬tions.Kent is not only one of the University’s ol¬dest buildings, but is also the oldest to havegone so long without any renovation. Ac¬cording to Norman Nachtrieb, professor inthe department of chemistry, “The facili-' ties were certainly adequate but our stu¬dents deserve better. New laboratories andfloors will bring Kent up to the standards ofa modern chemistry laboratory.”According to the Office of Physical Plan¬ning and Construction, this will be a majorrenovation that will last approximately twoRabinowitz electedto Science AcademyMurray Rabinowitz, a professor of medi¬cine and biochemistry has been elected tomembership in the National Academy ofSciences. Rabinowitz, who was born in NewYork in 1927, earned a BS and MD atNYU.Rabinowitz has done research work atHarvard Medical School, MassachusettsGeneral Hospital, and the Institute for En¬zyme Research at the University of Wiscon¬sin.He joined the University faculty here in1963 as an associate professor. He spent afew months in 1967 as the Visiting Investiga¬tor at the Laboratoire de Genetique Molecu-laire at Gif-sur-Yvette in France. He wasnamed the Louis Block Professor of Medi¬cine and Biochemistry in 1973.G.W. OPTICIANS1519 E. 55thTel. 947-9335Eyes •xamiMd and! Contact Lonset fitted byregistered Optometrists.Spidilitt in Qmlty iyiwicr it RmmmM#—men*Lab on premises for fast service - framesreplaced, lenses duplicated and pre¬scriptions filled. years. The exterior walls and the roof willbe left intact but the interior will be com¬pletely re-constructed. No use of the build¬ing itself is planned before autumn, 1985.Students attending classes in Kent 107,one of the largest lecture halls on campus,have been using direct entrances to thatroom since the beginning of Spring Quarter.Renovation of that room will only take placewhen student use is low, probably summerquarter, and will only be a restoration of theroom’s gothic interior. In addition, modernaudio-visual equipment will be installedClasses that normally use Kent, such asfirst year chemistry and organic chemistry,have been moved to Jones with little incon¬venience. No faculty members have officesin Kent.“We are very pleased the Board of Trust¬ees has decided to renovate Kent,” saidNachtrieb. “We look forward, in two years,to the use of a new, fine facility with littleinconvenience in the interim.”A PEASANT LUNCHFrench Onion Soup AuGratin served with Cheddarand Swiss Cheese andCrisp, Fresh Apple Wedges.French Bread from ourmorning oven—and a glassof house wine of yourchoice.$3.9553^ St667-2000 College to openBy Anna FeldmanA plan to establish a College mail room inthe basement of Reynolds Club has been ap¬proved by members of the administration,and may be implemented by next autumn.The mail room would be situated in theroom now housing pool tables, outside of thePhoenix bookstore. Every student in theCollege would have an assigned mail folder,similar to those used by business school stu¬dents in the basement of Stewart Hall.According to Dean of the College DonaldLevine, the new mail room “will provide away to get information to College studentsinexpensively, and to send them communi¬cation from College programs and offices.”There would be great savings in postage forthe College, which now uses first class post¬age for correspondence with students. Also,the new system would encourage regularcommunication between departmental of¬fices and students.Secondly, Levine said, the mail roomwould add to a new atmosphere in ReynoldsClub, making it a more attractive, informallocation for students to meet. A number ofother changes in the building will be aimedtowards the same goals.Four win humanitiesFour Chicago faculty members have beenawarded fellowships for independent studyand research by the National Endowmentfor the Humanities. They are John Boyer,Mark Kishlansky, Robert Morgan, and IanMueller.Boyer is an assistant professor of Europe¬an History. He received his BA at LoyolaUniversity and his graduate degrees at Chi¬cago. His teaching specialization is Germanand Austrian history, 1740-present; Europe¬an urban history; European social history;and religion and politics in European soci¬ety. He has a book forthcoming from theUniversity of Chicago press entitled Politi¬cal Radicalism in Late Imperial Vienna:The Origins of the Christian Social Move¬ment, 1848-1897. He is in the process of writ¬ing a complementary volume on the conflictbetween the Austrian Social Democrats andthe Christian Socials in Vienna as well as ahistory of the Christian Social Party itself. student mailroomRichard Taub, associate dean of the Col¬lege, agreed that the new changes in thebuilding will create a new atmosphere, andwould raise “the density of student interac¬tion.”Taub discussed more specifically someother major changes in the building, includ¬ing the opening of a sundries shop and theextension of hours at Morryland. The sun¬dries shop would carry such “emergency”items as aspirin, No-Doz, razor blades, safe¬ty pins, and typing paper, and would beopen after the hours of the bookstore, fromabout 6 p.m. to midnight or later if the shopwere successful.Taub said that the sundries shop has beenapproved but has not yet been planned in de¬tail. Another plan accepted in theory but notyet planned is the establishment of a perma¬nent student theatre in the building.The mail room will be open during thesame hours as the Reynolds Club itself,from 7 a.m. to midnight. Two to three stu¬dents will work there, possibly on a 9 to 5schedule, Taub said. Careful record of theuse of the pool room has been made, he said,and the tentative decision has been made toleave two pool tables there and move threeto another location, perhaps Ida Noyes.research fellowshipsMark Kishlansky is an assistant professorof History. He received his graduate train¬ing at Brown University and has completedhis first book, The Rise of the New ModelArmy, which was published by the Cam¬bridge University press.Robert P. Morgan is a professor of music.He is currently at work on a history of twen¬tieth century music. He told the ChicagoSun-Times that he prefers the esthetic prin¬ciples of Herder, which insist on interpret¬ing art in its historical and cultural context,to the Aristotelian assumptions of a perma¬nent and universal set of artistic criteria.Ian Mueller is professor in the Depart¬ment of Philosophy, the Committee on theConceptual Foundations of Science, theMorris Fishbien center for the History ofScience and Medicine and the Committee onthe Ancient Mediterranean World. He hasdone undergraduate work at Princeton andreceived his graduate Degrees at Harvard.THIS MOTHER'S DAY WILL BE DIFFERENTOver one hundred and twenty-five organizationshave called on people of all generations to walkfor peace this Mother's Day.Join Us!MOTHER'S DAY PEACE WALKAND FESTIVALWalk Begins: 12:30 Sunday, May 8,1983Wacker and State, downtown.Festival at Grant Park Bandshell • 2 PM(This ad sponsored by the United MethodistCampus Ministry and concerned faculty)The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983—5LettersJ we're tak/nc» a toTof heat L_ON THIS HANDICAPPED issue...v 6£T SOMETHING done: /ftftSjQrfffe* Yes MA'AM . vu- ?vr eve**r^6-'*Jrt£- u^e OJ it!HMfC>iAmyf wt'u.rvtAT CMA<£ Lift iKi^TAuet^*C \—■-r?> hO&R-d »J T?'Cr4r it T£H £>({rfc6>tMJ A*>0n-kt ?4^iC* "DcVA^rMnJr to FofcMucA-rf it^cr evee to A*jP (ft thf t§ «i4c»cnBotSforf (r( CZO<<£. it oi/e£ to (Ujmh.oc^, a»JO(tot rMf to -SeBJrocg ir Eovl(r to n+e Rfr* A*jD M tr .. .coKJLeix: t ia>A»jt it MeO'tAtrC),leVi^cA-n-f}, •P»*!u>^Pi+A'iTt)J fttfODMA-irT,, TitCAtfO, Co^Jo6ATtt,(U,Of>TftATSl>, T>eH0»J6TftAw^, fMA*JOPAiE^POotUWAt?t», 0*>CiuAtf0‘p'tTVt istii? AtfD, AfJDM OAK--! Att b 'rUTW**-, Levi 111Leo, Lo'^, Lt&oiL , mA*vA*JO/r*&HP religious groupssupport medicalaid to El SalvadorTo the editor:The following resolution was approved bythe members of the Executive Committee ofthe Council of Hyde Park and KenwoodChurches and Synagogues at their meetingon Feb. 24:The executive committee of the Council ofHyde Park and Kenwood Churches and Syn¬agogues share the concern of so manyAmericans regarding the situation of vio¬lence in El Salvador. We recognize our re¬sponsibility to try to bring healing to thosesuffering there.We applaud the concern expressed andthe work done by so many of our religiousleaders and organizations.We also recognize the need for more thanmoral sanctions. People continue to sufferand die on both sides. There is a great needfor medical care.Therefore, we, the members of the Execu¬tive Committee, endorse the project of theSocial Action Coordinating Committee ofthe Cluster of Theological Schools (SACC)to raise funds for humanitarian aid in theform of medical supplies for the people of ElSalvador, these supplies to be used for allthose in need.Letters show biasTo the editor:In three letters to the editor last week,three graduate students correctly criticizedJohn Egan for “the overriding bias” whichcharacterized his so-called interview withPalestinian lawyer Jonathan Kuttab. How¬ever, these three letters themselves exhibit¬ed considerable bias, and the authors re¬corded several claims which I would hate tosee go unchallenged (in the interest of even-handed, fair play):(1) Mr. Katz contends that the JewishNational Fund is “a conservative organiza¬tion which reforests denuded desert land.”It seems awfully strange that an environ¬mentalist group would bill itself by such ablatantly nationalist title. However, if MrKatz wishes to call the buildings which com¬prise Israeli settlements “trees,” thenmaybe the JNF does deforest land. Actual¬ly, the goal of the JNF, as Mr. Kuttab main¬tained, is indeed to seize land from Palestin¬ians without making reparations. (As avictim of Israeli land seizures, I am some¬what familiar with the Israeli version of em¬inent domain.)(2) Mr. Rosen asserts that “West BankArabs are the only Arabs in the Middle Eastthat elect their town officials through demo¬cratic elections.” That may well be true,but those “elections” are subject to consi¬derable manipulation by Israeli administra¬tors, who allow only certain candidates torun and who are fond of removing those offi¬cials once they are elected. (Doesn’t any¬body remember the West Bank mayors whowere deported in, say, May 1980?)(3) Mr. Rosen further asserts that theWest Bank Arabs enjoy considerable eco¬nomic prosperity under the Israeli occupa¬tion, but he neglects to mention that this“prosperity” stems from Palestinians liv¬ing abroad who send money to their families on the West Band Besides, would economicprosperity legitimate political repression,land seizures, etc.?(4) Mr. Rosen claims further that thePLO “failed to institute any system of jus¬tice during their seven-year occupation ofLebanon.” Does he expect the PLO to estab¬lish a court system to compete with that ofthe Lebanese sovereigns'* Indeed, the PLOdid induce some justice into war-torn Le¬banon by protecting the 300,000 Palestinianswho live there as refugees. It is highly un¬likely that the massacres at Sabra and Cha-tilla would have occurred had the PLO re¬mained to protect those camps.(5) Mr. Brumberg contends that pressurefrom radical Palestinians is the primaryreason Palestinian moderates do not negoti¬ate with Israeli government officials. Whileit is true that radical factions unfortunatelydo pressure their compatriots, it does notseem that “moderates” are anxious to leapinto negotiations without the assurance thatthey do represent Palestinians, an assur¬ance which only PLO approval could givethem. Indeed, in virtually every election onthe WTest Bank, the Palestinians have cho¬sen leaders who, if they do not have knownties to the PLO, at least support the PLO aslegitimate representatives of Palestiniansaround the world.I sincerely hope these remarks will in¬duce re-evaluations of the letters of Messrs.Katz, Rosen, and Brumberg.Michael RabiehFirst-year student in the College‘Treatment’ is a jokeTo the editor:Mr. Michael Rabieh’s “historical treat¬ment of the offenses of Zionism” is a joke. Ifhe wants to dwell on the violence perpetrat¬ed in 1948-9, fair enough, but he should atleast give his readers a fair sense of how theviolence developed.He comments that in the 1940s, the Arabs“would settle for nothing less than a secu¬lar, united Palestine which would recognizethe rights of all citizens, Jews and non-Jews.” Aw, c’mon, Mr. Rabieh — give us abreak! At least make mention of Haj Aminel-Husseini, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem,who was behind decades of anti-Jewish riotsin Palestine and who later arranged for themurder of King Abdullah of Jordan. (Hehad the temerity to be pragmatic and try tomake peace with the Israelis). “As soon as the British began to withdrawfrom Palestine,” it is said, “Zionist groupsmoved to secure their gains.” Of course,Mr. Rabieh ignores Arab attacks on Jewishareas, as well as the fact that no Arab lead¬er or Arab group advocated any kind of ne¬gotiations for a peaceful settlement. Totalvictory through force (and, I should add,“pushing the Jews into the sea”) was theArab goal. Would Mr. Rabieh have pre¬ferred that the Zionists have done “the rightthing” by not fighting back? That would beexpecting too much of any people, unless ofcourse one thinks Zionists are super¬human.Finally, who (or what) determines a peo¬ple’s “rights” to a land? What legitimizedthe Canaanites or the Sumerians? (Howabout the rights of the Kurds and Armen¬ians?) Does Mr. Rabieh question the Hashe¬mite claim to Jordan, which the British es¬tablished out of mandatory Palestine?For that matter, how did the Arab worldget to spread from Morocco to Mesopota¬mia? By referendum or by plebiscite? (Ajoke of my own.)Edward ReismanPhD candidate in HistoryEgan RespondsTo the editor:Daniel Brumberg, in his April 29 letter,makes some valid criticisms of my inter¬view of Palestinian lawyer Jonathan Kut¬tab. The interview was not conducted withthe professionalism with which I wouldhave wanted, and I apologize for anylapses.However, this should not obscure the verysignificant issues which Kuttab raisedabout the Israeli West Bank policies. Thecontinuing restrictions on Palestinian uni¬versities, agriculture, and expression areserious and widespread. No less serious isthe activity of Gush Emunim settlers andIsraeli settlement policy itself. These arecomplicating what is already a difficultseries of issues, and have generally not been appreciated in this country. This was Kut¬tab’s message, and I think we would do wellto heed it.John P. EganGraduate Student inInternational RelationsTechnical advancesno sub for good policyTo the editor:I was impressed with last week’s Maroonessay on the need for a Ballistic Missile De¬fense system. From a purely military per¬spective it sounds like a great idea, as do theMX, the Pershing II, the Ground LaunchedCruise Millile, the Trident II missile, theneutron bomb, the B-l Bomber, the StealthBomber, the Tomahawk cruise mis¬sile,... need I continue? Each of these sys¬tems (some under development, some inproduction) will make it less likely that theSoviets could somehow win a nuclear war.My objection is that this perspective,while important, is far too narrow. Techno¬logical advances are no substitute for coher¬ent policy, and our seemingly adequate de¬terrent force of something like 25,000nuclear weapons does not make efforts toreduce international tensions unnecessary.The Administration has ended negotiationstoward a comprehensive test ban treaty, theSenate has made no effort to ratify threepending treaties, and the President is toobusy condemning the “Focus of evil in theworld” to seek a summit meeting with An¬dropov.I might conclude that the US needs towork toward a BMD system if many sincereefforts at arms control with the SovietUnion had been made and had failed. Butdoes anybody really believe that Reagan istrying to end the arms race?'ptfLpSoWlCAL IK JhSUCT THAT MM* A U O* C S1U>€NT OUT OF ‘MAC'A ( Her'Qmr KitxmdTHAT SAPD .ey V ovt-tn&ti-A irsTin «f»f rirace cwly rou pc so sr,*m*r spy up Mt *r rour UHM THE -fee•i YttPS ——-—vj>,E *0m33©VI Tr Om.r -took h tc*«s ‘ meat s That tu. surr /uaw. Y*»H' ufit. Blow AwW )6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983 Graduate Student in depts. oiMedicine and BiochemistryThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637.Darrell WuDunnEditorAnna FeldmanManaging EditorJeffrey TaylorNews EditorCliff GrammichNews Editor Margo HablutzelFeatures EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorFrank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography Editor Nadine McGannGrey City Journal EditorPaul O’DonnellChicago Literary ReviewEditorWilliam RauchContributing EditorSteve ShandorCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerSteve BrittBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerBrian CloseOffice ManagerAssociate Editor: Kahane ComStaff: Edward Achuck, Zlatko Batistich, Mark Bauer, Dan Breslau, Purnima Dubey,Maeve Dwyer, Tom Elden, Michael Elliott, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Sue FortunatoiLisa Frusztajer, Caren Gauvreau, Eric Goodheart, Elisse Gottlieb, Joe Holtz, KeithHorvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Sondra Krueger, Linda Lee, Kathleen Lindenberger, JaneLook, Nick Lynn, Jack Ponomarev, Amy Richmond, Craig Rosenbaum, YousufSayeed, Koyin Shih, Suzanne Sloan, Nick Varsam, John Vispoel, Andy Wrobel KittieWyneViewpointsThe revolutionary spector and Latin AmericaBy Scott S. PowellA revolutionary specter increasingly looms over the hori¬zon of the Western hemisphere. As Salvadoran guerrillasblow up power lines, bridges, terrorize and hold hostagelarge portions of their compatriots, dense clouds hang overthe US Congress, confounding the debate about Americanresponsibility in Latin America. In reflecting on recentevents in El Salvador, one is struck with a distinct sense ofdeja vu — that we are witnessing events already seen be¬fore. The players may have changed somewhat, but theprogram remains the same. And as before, somehow reali¬ty seems distorted, even entirely inverted, neatly packagedin terms and charged catch-words for mass consumption inthe United States.While corruption and violations of human rights cannotDe condoned in El Salvador or in other Latin Americancountries, focusing on this level of analysis alone obscuresthe larger problems of geopolitics. No longer can anyserious discussion entertain the formerly prevalent notionthat the Salvadoran FMLN guerrillas are a popularly sup¬ported indigenous movement. Not only did they try to sabo¬tage the Salvadoran people’s efforts at democratic elec¬tions a year ago, but also broadcasts from RadioVenceremos have increasingly proclaimed Cuban and Ni¬caraguan political and military support for the FMLN revo¬lutionaries in El Salvador.This hardly comes as a surprise, however, for rememberit was Fidel Castro who was instrumental in unifying thefive separate guerrilla factions in El Salvador three yearsago. Remember too, that the Nicaraguan Sandinistas de¬monstrated their true political colors right after their victo¬ry in 1979 by establishing a “transition team” that includedover 4,000 Cuban, East German, and Soviet civil servants,advisors, and technicians and by establishing their firstdiplomatic relations with Soviet-bloc states. In early 1980,Sandinista Directorate Commanders Humberto Ortega,Henry Ruiz, and Tomas Borge travelled on diplomatic mis¬sion to the USSR where they signed a “Joint Communique”expressing solidarity with the Soviet Union, including its in¬vasion of Afghanistan. On August 25, 1981, FSLN Com¬mander Ortega proclaimed that “without Sandinism onecannot be Marxist-Leninist, and Sandinism without Marx¬ism Leninism cannot be revolutionary. Because of this theyare indisolubly united, and therefore our moral and politi¬cal force is Sandinism, and our doctrine is Marxism-Lenin¬ism.”The 20th century experience demonstrates that the Marx¬ist-Leninist political system is fundamentally anti-demo¬cratic and that it breeds a malignant growth of the dicta¬torship of the proletariat which has in every case failed thecause of human rights. While human rights violations inright or left-wing states have equal gravity, the contrast be¬tween the number of refugees created by Marxist regimesand those created by right-wing regimes speaks for itself:Evaluate fullBy Michael GriffinWhen evaluating a proposal such as President Reagan’scall for a “star-wars” defense against nuclear weapons,one must keep in mind the full context in which the idea isadvanced. The nuclear arms race is dangerous because ofits dynamics. Since it is major trends in weapons systemsand doctrine, rather than the nature of any single weapon,which tend to increase the probability of nuclear war, eachnew system must be examined as part of the existing nu¬clear arsenal.One can hardly object to anti-ballistic missile systems(ABMs) in the abstract. How could the vision of a worldsafe from the effects of nuclear explosions not capture peo¬ple’s imagination? Is this not exactly what peace activistsaround the world have been advocating?Unfortunately, Reagan’s proposal is not offered in the ab¬stract, divorced from other existing or developing weap¬ons. They would be added to an arsenal that includes first-strike weapons, and may well be seen as complementingthe offensive component. A moderately capable ABM sys¬tem, say 50 percent effective, would significantly attackagainst its nuclear weapons. Such a situation would be in¬herently unstable in a crisis. Heightened risk would be aninescapable fact, no matter which side possessed the “de¬fensive” capability.Missile defense is only a small part of the Reagan Admin¬istration’s strategic program, comprising “only” about $1billion compared to $30 billion annually for nuclear weap¬ons themselves. In addition to ABMs, Reagan proposes thatwe build highly accurate, MIRVed missiles and place themin a vulnerable land base. The administration also advo¬cates placing equally accurate MIRVs on the Trident sub¬marine. In both cases, each independently-guided warheadwould have an 80 percent probability of destroying a har¬dened missile silo, and if two warheads were aimed at eachsilo, the probability of a “kill” would increase to 90 percent.In addition to its accuracy, the Trident II (or D-5) missilewould reach its target about fifteen minutes after launchfrom oceans near the Soviet Union, sharply reducing thetime in which the other side must launch its missiles andbombers.Together with the Pershing II, which would be able to key more than a million Cubans have fled their homeland sinceCastro’s rise; nearly two million people have risked deathon less than seaworthy craft to flee Marxist regimes in In¬dochina; over half a million have fled the Ethiopian Marx¬ist revolutionary government. Compare this reality to some35,000 each from Argentina, Brazil, and Chile, countrieswhich are often accused of criminal right-wing repressionand intolerable human rights violations.Exasperation with the protracted conflict in El Salvadorhas recently given the idea of a “negotiated” settlementmore allure than ever before..However, as we learned inVietnam, Laos, and Nicaragua, negotiations with Marxistrevolutionaries are not likely to produce a democratic polit¬ical solution. These experiences demonstrated that Marxistrevolutionary movements aim not merely at securing morepower than other parties, but rather possessing all power.Moreover, negotiations basically circumvent the democrat¬ic process by carving up power behind the people’s backs.Negotiating with the Salvadoran FMLN, and their politicalfront, the FDR, seems questionable at best for haven’t theygiven every indication by their unrelenting attempts to de¬stroy El Salvador’s economy that they are after more thanpower sharing?The empirical evidence suggests that actually Marxistliberation movements are a fraud, perpetrated by a revolu¬tionary minority over the vast majority of people who sim¬ply prefer to mind their own business, however full of hard¬ship. Western liberals and conservatives often apply thewrong standards of appraising Marxist regimes. The crite¬rion of success is not economic performance, which every¬one knows is a disaster, but rather the effectiveness of exer¬cising political power. It is in power over people thatMarxism succeeds like no other political formula. Hereinlies the convoluted genius of the Soviet system — a maca¬bre reality that is more likely the rule than the aberration ofcommand centers in the eastern USSR, these two legs of a“modernized” triad would pose a constant and seriousthreat to the Soviet deterrent forces If an ABM systemwere layered upon these capabilities, our competitor’sweapons would be largely negated for retaliatory purposes.This situation would be compounded by the fact that thevast majority of Soviet strategic warheads are deployed onvulnerable land-based missiles and bombers Finally, theirsubmarines might also be threatened by the United States’advanced anti-submarine technology, which is years aheadof that of the Soviet Union.The first-strike scenario suggested by the Pentagon’sproposed weapon systems is consistent with official doc¬trine governing their use. In October 1980, the West Ger¬man magazine Stem reported Army plans for procuring380 Pershing II missiles, which could be used to reload theproposed 108 launchers. (The plan was dropped in the faceof opposition from Chancellor Kohl.) Former defense sec¬retary Harold Brown has expressed support for “a capabil¬ity to threaten the full range of Soviet targets, includingtime-urgent hardened targets.” However, as Herbert Sco-ville, former deputy CIA director, has argued, there is norational second-strike justification for such highly accuratemissiles, since the Soviets would certainly launch their re¬maining missiles on warning of a United States attack.In his March 23 speech, President Reagan spoke of animpenetrable defense against ballistic missiles whichwould “give us the means of rendering these nuclear weap¬ons impotent and obsolete.” Many nuclear weapons ex¬perts, including former assistant defense secretary Wil¬liam Perry, have characterized this as a futile hope. Thehead of the Pentagon’s directed energy weapons programhas testified to Congress (Senate Armed Services Subcom¬mittee on Nuclear Forces, March 23) that space laser plat¬forms “might possess the capability to negate 50 percent ofa large-scale ICBM attack on US strategic forces.” Thissystem would hardly render nuclear weapons “impotent,”even leaving aside the fact that it would have little effect oncruise missiles and bombers.Furthermore, the cost of an impenetrable defense sys¬tem would be astronomical. In 1981, the acting head of De¬fense Research and Technology testified that a “damage Marxism. Operating through insurgents and proxies and fo1menting liberation movements worldwide, the Politburochieftains have developed a remarkably successful grandstrategy for aggrandizing their power and influence in theThird World while simultaneously discrediting and isolat¬ing the United States.There are always two fronts to this kind of protractedwarfare: political and military One thrust requires theright mix of raw force — usually in the form of guerrillatactics of terrorism and sabotage, the primary purpose ofwhich is to disrupt and destroy economic order and precipi¬tate social paralysis The other requires subtle but effectiveapplication of political and psychological warfare, the de¬sign of which is to undermine and discredit the rulingpower. Leftist insurgents often direct their acts of terror insuch ways that force the existing State authorities to crackdown and become more repressive. And as left-wing terrorbreeds right-wing terror, the transmission belts of revolu¬tionary propaganda shift into gear, churning out endlessstories about human rights violations and right-wing re¬pression, while often casting the guerrillas as romantic pro¬gressive heros of the people.Because of the extended nature of guerrilla warfare andthe difficulty of defeating small bands of insurgents whoare masters of “hit and run” tactics, the fabric of authoritybegins to unravel and the legitimacy, power and status ofthe government are increasingly undermined This in turnfeeds popular American sentiments that it is wrong to sup¬port unpopular and repressive governments that violatehuman rights. While of course the Soviet Union operates byno such rules, the catch-22 is that Soviet strategy-, which uti¬lizes the indirect approach through guerrilla tactics, notonly feeds this syndrome, but also helps make the Unitedstates appear inept in its attempt to serve as a midwife todemocracy, which is after all, nearly impossible to con¬ceive under conditions of terror and guerrilla warfare.The irony of this whole revoluntionary process is that itderives considerable support in liberal democratic socie¬ties from academics and journalists infused with a “ThirdWorld guilt complex” and various anti-capitalist moderni¬zation theories. That Marxist analysis has become part andparcel of modern social science, particularly in history, po¬litical science, sociology, and anthropology is not surpris¬ing, given the widespread rejection of traditional institu¬tions by a large sector of W'estem intelligentsia. Thederacine. the intellectual without roots and orientation, hasbecome a familiar figure on the 20th century landscapeRevolutionary change has often been hailed, not for thegood it would bring, but rather for the destruction it mightwreak on the existing order. Religion, law, and moralityhave been largely negated in the name of some formlessnotion of liberty and individual authenticity.Continued on page ninedenial” system, of the kind proposed by Reagan, would costabout $500 billion, equivalent to two years of defense spend¬ing or 60 percent of the total Federal budget for 1984 Itwould appear that Reagan is out of touch which his techni¬cal advisors.The cost of a less effective system would be much lessthan a perfect one, but would drastically alter the currentstrategic standoff between the superpowers. There is rea¬son to suspect that a less-than-perfect missile defensewould satisfy some Pentagon planners. Most of the Penta¬gon’s research into ballistic missile defense is directedtoward ground-based defense of limited areas such as siloclusters. These systems constituted an essential part ofReagan’s “dense pack” mode for basing the MX. and areconsidered essential to the survivability of fixed land-basedmissiles. Although dense pack is no longer being consi¬dered, funding for ABMs continues, and will likely increaseunless there is strong opposition.While Ronald Reagan may speak like a farsighted tech¬nological opponent of the nuclear arms race. But his pro¬posals would trigger an intensified competition to developinterlocking offensive and defensive systems, and wouldcancel nearly forty years of experience with mutual deter-rance. In the process, any prospects for real ams controlwould be destroyed, along with the most significant accom¬plishment of arms control to date, the 1972 ABM treaty.That treaty was supported negotiated and ratified for fun¬damental reasons of strategic stability, although techno¬logical doubts played a role then as they do now. Thosebasic facts are still true today.Preventing nuclear war requires thbat we end the armsrace. The direct way to accomplish this is through a bilater¬al freeze on new weapons, held in place until successful ne¬gotiations for deep reductions can be concluded. On Sun¬day, May 8, the people of Chicago will have another chanceto make that message clear to their elected officials. I wishto urge all concerned members of the Hyde Park communi¬ty to call for an end to the arms race by participating in themassive Mother’s Day Peace Festival.Michael Griffin, an active member of the U of C Commit¬tee on Arms Control and Disarmament, was the editorialintern at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists in 1982-83The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6. 1983—7context of arms race dynamicsContacts for Sale!What Is A Bargain?The 4 questions most frequently asked about contact lenses are:1 How Much Are Your Lenses72 How Much Are Your Lenses73 How Much Are Your Lenses74 How Much Are Your Lenses7What is really more important, the lowest price, or the best fit¬ting lenses? 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Clark St.. Chicago. IL 606J 4880-54001724 Sherman Ave., Evanston, IL 60201(above County Seat)864-44418—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983 EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241 -622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLENewsDespres d iscred its VrdolyakThe spectorand LatinAmericaContinued from page sevenNot only are the social sciences largelyfailing in their responsibility to civilization,but so are modern theology and organizedreligion. The National and World Councils ofChurches have become increasingly in¬volved in revolutionary world politics, sup¬porting Marxist liberation movements tothe tune of millions of dollars. And while ac¬ademics in U.S. divinity schools marvel atthe nuances of the fashionable hybrid Marx-ist-Christian liberation theology, the LatinAmerican underbelly gets softened up forrevolution by the very same religious doc¬trine. If ideas have consequences, liberationtheology promises to be a devastating doc¬trine, for the injection of Marxist tenets intoRoman Catholicism has the potential for asocio-economic disintegration in LatinAmerica comparable to the systematic dis¬olution of some 40 million Moslems in theUSSR which resulted from Stalin’s skillfulapplication of Marxist dialectics to Moslemtheology. Needless to say, Church robes pro¬vide the ideal cover for revolutionary ac¬tivities, and if killed in the line of duty, aswas Archbishop Romero, the pro-revolu¬tionary priest becomes a deified martyr,which further discredits the accused Stateauthorities while simultaneously renderinga metaphysical boost to the revolutionarycause.The elements of crisis in Latin Americaare complex, but the failure of the United ViewpointsStates to assert leadership in this hemi¬sphere can only increase the likelihood andmagnitude of a widening revolution. Giventhe post-60’s crisis of confidence, a partiallyresurgent isolationism, and the breakdownof a bi-partisan foreign policy in the UnitedStates, whatever position the Reagan Ad¬ministration takes will undoubtedly receiveshrill criticism from various quarters. How¬ever, from the geopolitical perspective, afailure of American leadership will only in¬vite a further aggrandizement of Sovietpower and influence which could compro¬mise U.S. national security in an irretriev¬able manner. Therefore, however distaste¬ful the options may be, why not consider theMonroe Doctrine as a starting point in anystrategy and why not openly support theparties in El Salvador and Nicaragua whoare committed to democracy?Scott S. Powell is a GraduateStudent in the University By Cliff GrammichLeon Despres, City Council Parliamen¬tarian and former 5th Ward Alderman, saidthat Mayor Harold Washington’s quick ad¬journment of Monday’s City Council meet¬ing was a move “sanctioned by tradition, byprecedent,” and guidelines set forth by Rob¬ert’s Rules of Order.Despres noted that Washington, as chairof the meeting, was eligible to judge the out¬come of the voice vote which called for ad¬journment, as dictated by Section 4 of Rob¬ert’s Rules. Despres, who has served since1975 as Parliamentarian under MayorsRichard J. Daley, Michael Bilandic, JaneByrne, and Washington, noted that Wash¬ington’s tactic was similar to the ones usedby Daley when he wished to have a quickmeeting.Despres said that when Washington re¬cognized 42nd Ward Alderman Burton Na-turus’ call for adjournment, there was whatthe mayor termed a “cacophony” of noise,which made it difficult to determine whichside won the voice vote. However, Despressaid that those creating the “cacaphony,”while objecting to the motion, did not voteagainst the motion, and thus Washingtonwas right in saying that the motion car¬ried.As the meeting was legally adjourned, thesession held afterwards which was presidedover by 10th Ward Alderman Edward Vrdo¬lyak, former president pro tempore of thecouncil, was illegal, and the committee ap¬pointments made then were invalid, accord¬ing to Despres.Vrdolyak, in adjourning his session of theCouncil, had called for a meeting to be heldtoday. However, Despres noted that as thecall for a meeting did not take place at anofficial meeting, there could not be a legalmeeting of the Council today. The next sche¬duled meeting of the Council is May 11, for the Council is held by law to meet on the sec¬ond and fourth Wednesdays of the month.Fifth Ward Alderman Larry Bloom ex¬pects a compromise between rival forceswithin the Council “eventually.” Bloom be¬lieves that Washington forces were defeatedbecause aldermen who may have been in¬clined to vote against the Vrdolyak slatewere not given an alternative by Washing¬ton’s forces for Council organization. Bloombelieves that these aldermen became “ner¬vous,” and having no alternative, votedwith Vrdolyak. Bloom said that Washingtonmay be able to get support either from al¬dermen allied with State’s Attorney Rich¬ard M. Daley or from newly elected aider-men.Washington also created a mild furor withhis announcement to appeal the court deci¬sion known as Shakman II. The decision,reached last week, prohibits political firing,except for 250 positions within the adminis¬tration. However, Washington will appealthis decision as he does not belive he hasenough positions under political control foran effective administration. Bloom backedthis Washington assertion, noting that thepresent number of controlled positions is“way too low,” and it does not allow “evenone political appointment in each depart¬ment.”Bloom said more politically-controlled po¬sitions are needed in order for the mayor to“be free of counter-strategies in his own de¬partments,” which would be necessary- foreffective administration. Michael Shak¬man, whose efforts led to the Shakman de¬crees banning political hiring and firing,early Wednesday evening blasted W ashing¬ton’s decision through several media, but herefused comment to the Maroon later, say¬ing that after consultation with Washing¬ton’s staff he had agreed to withhold com¬ment until the nature of the appeal isclarified.AT THEPHOENIX...(REALLY!!)Just to prove it we ll dropprices on selected albumsthroughout the record section!Find the small green label forthe REAL price!(You may have noticed them on theNew Releases and Slash Bins.)REYNOLDS CLUB • 5706 S. 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If you are not concerned aboutclosed courses, please do not rush to make an appoint¬ment for the first day.PROGRAMSMastersof theCollegiate DivisionsSpecial presentationsby each field ofconcentrationReceptionfor studentsand facultyi requirements□AYMAY 63-6 P.M 3:00QuantrellAuditorium3:45 & 4:15ClassroomPresentationsHALLTalk with Masters and Faculty about concentre4:30Swift CommonsSwift Hall - 1st f I.GREY CITY JOURNAL6 May 1983 • 15th YearMUDDY WATERS, 1915-1983Late on in the evening,I feel like going home,Woke up this morning,All I had was gone.— “Feel Like Going Home,’’Muddy Waters, 1941.by Jeffrey MakosThe death of a personal hero is notas palpable as the death of a friendor a loved one. With the latter, thepain is immediate, intense, the pain offlesh being ripped from flesh beforeone is prepared to handle the shock.With a personal hero, the spectre ofdeath is always present during theact of adulation itself. The intensity oflife, of art, of action, of everythingthat one finds important in the hero’swork, this intensity is always both thebrightest form of raging against thedying light and the sharpest indica¬tion of the dark void itself. This iswhat the hero stands for, and if thehero’s work means anything at allthen our awareness of death is high¬est even at those moments of supremelife-affirming action. To reject thevoid is always to be aware of thevoid’s power. So when a loved onedies, we immediately rage againstwhat the void has taken, against thelost possibilities. When a distant herodies, we celebrate the hero’s triumphssince those triumphs were what at¬tracted us and connected us to thehero in the first place.Muddy Waters died Saturday,April 30, at the age of 68. He wasborn at McKinley Morganfield in Roll¬ing Fork, Mississippi, in the southernDelta region, near Highway 61. Hedied the most widely known bluesmannext to B.B. King. He was one of thegreatest of the Chicago blues musi¬cians from the 1950’s, the era in which“Chicago blues’’ was invented. Hewas the first to lead a band with elec¬tric instruments. He amplified his gui¬tar. He took the moan of country deltablues and the depth of Robert John¬son’s and Son House’s music andpushed them into the heart of theurban jungle, roaring an electric wis¬dom that changed the face of Ameri¬can music forever.With Jimmy Rogers and LittleWalter he formed the first true bluesjuggernaut, and their records estab¬lished Chess Records as the giant ofpost-war blues companies. He playedEngland in the late Fifties, hespawned the first wave of Britishblues-rockers, and he left a legacy forlater British and America blues imita¬tors who would make a travesty ofFifties-style Chicago blues in the Six¬ties and Seventies. By the end of hiscareer, he was touring with Eric Clap¬ton, playing for millions of peoplewho hadn’t even been born whenMuddy was in his prime. But Muddytranscended it all; he was the king,the Mannish Boy, the Hoochie CoochieMan, the Rollin’ Stone. He ended hiscareer with a series of albums whichwere root-strong, powerful, moving— the blues as only he could play it.Dark and brooding and full of sex,anger, humor, joy, despair, and mas¬tery, the music more than hinted of se¬crets that only Muddy could under¬stand.But with Muddy Waters dies an era.You saw the news, or read thepapers. Crowds gathering to honorMuddy at the Checkerboard Loungewho really were on the watch for Jag-ger or Richards or any number of rockstars who made millions off the blueswhile Muddy Waters was forced to make horrendous late-Sixties “blues-rock’’ albums like Electric Mud. Rockstars who were nowhere to be foundwhen Howlin’ Wolf — the Back DoorMan, the Tail Dragger, the man whocreated post-war Chicago blues alongwith Muddy — was dying of kidneyfailure with no money in the bank.Such is the future of Chicago blues. Itexists, but it’s become a relic from aforgotten age, a relic that a techno-pop-funk society has passed over. Ionce met a graduate student in En¬glish and struck up a conversationwhich touched on James Brown. Thestudent said, “Who’s James Brown?”I once saw Son Seals get so enragedat his band’s opening funk-rock actthat he played one song before leav¬ing the stage, a burning, fierce ver¬sion of Albert King’s “As the YearsGo Passing By." He played as if all hisexperience had led to this dead end in a North Side bar; and if only his artremained he was going to be true tothat if he was to do anything. I re¬member buying my first MuddyWaters album when I was in grammarschool and realizing that nothing Ihad heard before had prepared mefor this and that nothing would be thesame again — and then finding outthat most of his albums were out ofprint.Still, as Sam Phillips, the master¬mind of Sun Records, said when hefirst heard Howling’ Wolf, “This iswhere the soul of man never dies.”Muddy Waters — maybe even morethan the anarchic Wolf — understoodthe deep wellspring of human emotionwhich is the blues. Wolf was the howlin the evening, the look at the void;Muddy took that look and distancedhimself from what he saw through hispersona as lover, as master musician. And in the end his music spoke of boththe void and the overcoming of thevoid. At a time when the American in¬tellectual establishment was defininga post-war poetry and literaturewhich was trying to come to termswith what its members saw as alien¬ation and absurdity, Muddy Waterswas already there and back. In theunderground history of American lit¬erature and culture, Muddy Watersand Howlin’ Wolf are equal — if notsuperior — to T. S. Eliot in the abilityto look into the dark night and comeback with a vision of what else re¬mains for humans to do.So one raises a glass to MuddyWaters, a hero whose time is over.River flow to the ocean,Ocean flow to the sea,If I don’t find my baby,Someone gonna have to bury me.UHtPI SATURDAY WtSM10:00- ^ 5 .005IHIKU1 W BOOKSIMCOOP mm^m5757 S. UNIVERSITYChicago Symphony OrchestraSir Georg SoltiMusic DirectorHenry MazerAssociate ConductorDiscover theglorious soundof theChicago SymphonyOrchestra! Sponsored Gy meJunior Governing BoardWednesday, May 11, 8:00 pmOrchestra HallLeonard Slatkin, ConductorDonald Peck, FluteFINZINew Year MusicTELEMANNSuite for Flute and Strings, A MinorSHOSTAKOVICHSymphony No. 11 (The Year 1905)Ticket Information:Orchestra Hall Box OfficeBoxes/S17 seat 220 South Michigan AvenueMain Floor/$10, $6 Chicago. IL 60604Balcony/Front S12, Rear $8 435-8111Major credit cards acceptedTHE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE BEDROOMS•Unfurnished and furnished•U. of C. Bus Stop•Free Pool Membership•Carpeting and Drapes Included•Secure Building - Emily's Dress Shop•University Subsidy for Students & Staff•Delicatessen •Beauty Shop•Barbershop •T.J.'s Restaurant•Dentist •Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMr. Keller 752*3800 “Remarkable Women”BACH MagnificatPURCELL Dido and AeneasFirst performance of a new editionby ELLEN HARRISRockefeller Chapel Choir and OrchestraSunday, May 8. 1983 • 4:00 p.m.Mandel Hall, 5706 S. University AvenueTickets available at the Ticket Center962-7300The University of ChicagoDepartment of Political Scienceannounces a lecturebyELISABETH NOELLE NEUMANNProfessor of Communication Research,University of MainzDirector, Institut Fuer Demoskopie Allensbach,West Germany“PUBLIC OPINION IN WESTGERMANY AND THEGENERAL ELECTION OFMARCH 1983”May 9th, 4 p.m.Pick Lounge2—FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1983—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTwyla Tharp She and her company areonly here for two performances withonly 8 of her works, surely notenough. She is one of the greatestmodern American choreographersand innovators in world dance. Herworks are athletic, spirited, amus¬ing and always thought-provoking.Fri May 6 and Sat May 7 at 8. Tick¬ets $17.50-4. Check at SAO for stu¬dent discounts. Auditorium Theatre,70 W Congress. 922-2110. —KKNana Sciberg and the Chicago MovingCompany present Chicago for their10th anniversary concert and inhonor of Chicago’s 150th anniversa¬ry. Fri May 6 and Sat May 7 at 8.Tickets $7, $6 for students. ChicagoDance Center, 6912 N. Glenwood.338-7202.Bill T. Jones comes to MoMing Danceand Arts Center for two solo concertson Fri May 6 and Sat May 7 at 8:30.1034 W Barry. 472-9894.FILMOas Boot (Wolfgang Petersen, 1981)Good dubbing and excellent editingmake this depiction of WWII fromthe perspective of the crew of a Ger¬man U-Boat a powerful humandrama. Tonight at 7 and 10. Doc. $2—SPWild One (Laslo Benedek, 1954) To¬night at 7:30 and 9:30. LSF $2.Cabaret (Bob Fosse. 1972) Cabarettells about a German nightclubsinger, played by Liza Minelli (seesong by Adam Ant), who engages inail the seedy activity associatedwith nightclub singers. Highly recom¬mended but I’d rather see Liza'smother. Sat May 7 at 7 and 9:30.LSF $2. -SDRoses in December (PBS, 1982) Thisfilm is about the life and work ofJean Dopovan, the Maryknoll LayMissionary who was murdered in ElSalvador in December of 1980. Pho¬tographs, film clippings, and inter¬views with friends and relativesbring to life her commitment to thepoor, and the dangers she willinglyfaced to continue her work with thepoor of El Salvador. Sister AngelaBrennan of the Maryknoll Order willspeak after the movie. Sun May 8 at7:30. Ida Noyes Library. —JCSmiles of A Summer Night (IngmarBergman, 1955) Sun May 8 at 8. DOC$2.Across the Pacific (John Huston, 1942)Sun May 8 at 8:30. LSF. $2.Rosie The Riveter (Connie Field, 1981)Mon May 9 at 8. DOC $2.One Way Or Another (Jara Gomez,1977) Mon May 9 at 9:15. DOC $2.Gunn (Blake Edwards, 1967) Tue May10 at 8. DOC. $2.Bunny Lake Is Missing (Otto Preminger,1965) Wed May 11 at 8. DOC $2.The Road To Morocco (David Butler,1942) Wed May 11 at 8:30. LSF $2.Black Orpheus (Marcel Camus, 1959)Thu May 12 at 7:30. I-House $2.One Day I Asked (Julia Alvarez, 1970)and Death of a Bureaucrat (ThomasGutierrez Alea, 1966) Thu May 12 at8. Doc $2.Single Voice of Dissent A mixed seriesof films focused on individuals whohave confronted social issues. Mr.Smith Goes To Washington (FrankCapra, 1939) Fri May 6 at 8, TheCase of the Legless Veteran (HowardPatrick, 1981) and Nick Mazucco: Bi¬ography of an Atomic Vet (RichardSchmiechen and Michael Uhl, 1982)Sat May 7 at 7 and 9. Tickets $3. Chi¬cago Filmmakers, 6 W Hubbard.329-0354.Greek Cinema Retrospective LoveWanders in the Night (Grieda Liap-pa) Sun May 8 at 4. 1922 (NikosKoundouros) Sun May 8 at 6, A Fool¬ ish Love (George Paossopoulos) SunMay 8 at 8, When The Greeks (LaklsPapasthatis) Mon May 9 at 9, La-more (Dimitris Marrikos) Tue May10 at 7, Reconstruction (ThodorosAngelopoulos) Tue May 10 at 9. Tick¬ets $3.50. Facets Multimedia, 1517W Fullerton Ave.Toshiro Mifune Japan’s most famousfilm actor visits the School of the ArtInstitute for a series of his films.Drunken Angel (Akira Kurosawa,1947) at 3 and Ricksha Man (HiroshiInagki) at 5 on Sat May 7, Throne ofBlood (Akira Kurosawa, 1953) at5:30 on Sat May 8. Tickets $3, $4 fordouble feature. Columbus and Jack-son. 443-3733.MUSICEvensong, as in the English ChapelRoyal on Ascension Day, 1575.Members of the Collegium Musicumand His Majesties Clerkes, conductedby Peter Lefferts, will performworks by Byrd (The Great Service),Tallis, White, Tye and others. Ber¬nard O. Brown is the officiant. FriMay 6 at 7.30 in Rockefeller Chapel.Free.The University of Chicago New Music En¬semble will present a special pro¬gram of chamber works written byUniversity of Chicago composers.Vocal, instrumental, and electroniccompositions by UC graduate stu¬dents Christopher Coleman, MonroeCouper, Philip Fried, Rami Levin,Melinda Wagner and Tom Payne willbe featured. Arnold Schoenberg'sOp. 19 piano pieces and Jacob Druck-man’s Animus I for solo tromboneand electronic tape will also be per¬formed. May 7 at 8 in GoodspeedRecital Hall. Free.The Rockefeller Chapel Choir andmembers of the University Sym¬phony Orchestra will present a pro¬gram of music for “RemarkableWomen’’; including Purcell’s Dido &Aeneas and Baph’s Magnificat; con¬ducted by Rodney Wynkoop. May 8at 4 in Mandel Hall. For ticket infor¬mation call 962-7300.Soprano Elizabeth Weber will present aconcert of music by Handel and Schu¬mann, assisted by Evangeline Men¬doza Bourgeois on harpsichord andpiano. Tue May 10 at 12 in Good-speed Recital Hall. Free.Pianist Jay Rosenblatt will perform arecital of music of Franz Liszt, includ¬ing selections from the “Annees dePelerinage’’ Thur May 12 at 12:15in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Chicago Ensemble performs Berg,Saint-Sarens, Villa-Lobos, andBeethoven. Mon May 9 at 8. Tickets$8 and $5. Court Theatre, 5535 Ellis.271-3810.Chicago Chamber Orchestra performsworks by Mozart and Bach. Sun May8 at 3. Free. Preston Bradley Hall,78 E Washington St. 922-5570.Eastman Chamber Players, composed offaculty members of Univ. of Roches¬ter's Eastman School of Music, willperform works by Mozart, Loefflerand Arne Oldberg. Mon May 9 at 8.Tickets $6.50. Goodman Theatre ofthe Chicago Art Institute, Columbusat Jackson. 443-3300.Montagnan Consort will perform Schu¬bert and Perna. Chicago SymphonyChamber Series. Sun May 8 at 7.Tickets $5. Orchestra Hall, 220 S.Michigan. 435-8171.ARTRon Mlnnix MFA show. Through 12May at Midway Studios, 6016 Ingle-side. Mon-Fri, 9-5. 753-4821. Free.The Sixth Day Group showing of figura¬tive sculpture. Opens Sun 8 May, 5-7at the Renaissance Society BergmanGallery, 4th floor Cobb. Through 15 June: Tue-Sat, 10-4; Sun, noon-4.962-8670. Free.Max Ernst Books and Graphic Work.Opens Wed 11 May, 5-7 at the SmartGallery, 5550 Greenwood. Through15 June: Tue-Sat, 10-4; Sun, noon-4.753-2123. Free.The Additive Process A real good show.Through 25 May at The Hyde ParkArt Center, 1701 E 53rd. Tue-Sat,11-5. 324-5520. Free.Hyde Park Women’s History Exhibit.Through 29 May at the HP HistoricalSociety, 5529 Lake Park. Sat, 10-noon; Sun, 2-4. Free.Turtel Onii Graphics. Through 28 Mayat the Younger Gallery, 1428 E53rd. Mon-Fri, noon-9; Sat, 10-6;Sun, noon-6. 752-2020. Free.Ansel Adams, An American Place 1936.A recreation of Adams’ exhibition of45 photographs originally shown atAlfred Stieglitz’s gallery. This earlyselection of Adams’ work constitutesa virtual primer of what might bedone in modern photography. Theprints, some of which are the exhib¬ition originals, others of which havebeen reproduced for this show, arestill artistically and aestheticallyquite engaging. Although someseem, from a contemporary perspec¬tive, to be basic (the lined ethnicface, the trees in winter, the ruralfamily grouping), all retain the clari¬ty and directness of their conception.His photographs of antiquatedgravestones are notable for theatemporality achieved; a study of thread and scissors eloquently con¬siders abstraction in the manmadeform. Two photographs in particular— “Museum Storeroom” and ,"SutroGardens,” indoor and outdoor consi¬derations of sculpture respectively— are striking in their contemporaryintelligence, and quite comparablein merit to any photograph takensince. In short, the show is most ap¬pealing and quite pertinent to anystudy of the history of photography.Through 22 May at the Art Institute,Michigan at Adams. Mon-Wed, Fri,10:30-4:30; Thur, 10:30-8; Sat, 10-5;Sun, noon-5. 443-3500. Admissiondiscretionary except Thur, free.—SBContemporary American Realism: Worksfrom the Collection of Jalane andRichard Davidson. This could not becalled a disappointment unless oneexpected to find anything more thantechnical exercise in an exhibit bear¬ing such a title. Fruit, flowers, land¬scapes, and nudes form the wearysubject matter, and they are notdealt with in any novel way. Even interms of technical prowess the showfalis short at times; some of thedrawings and watercolors look as ifthey were selected randomly fromfirst year classes at any good artschool. The more skillful work is gen¬erally pedantic, belabored, or atleast unspontaneous. One no¬teworthy exception is the work ofMartha Mayer Erlebacher, whoselovely portrait nudes seem to be reaching for more than just accura¬cy. Additional work by William Bai¬ley would also have been welcome;his “Portrait Of Sarai’’ is, perhapsdue to its reference to classical por¬traiture, quite haunting. To add tothe generally unfortunate situationof the show, it is quite poorly hung;some 78 works are hopelesslycramped into a moderately-sizedgallery. One is left wondering whythe Institute chose to feature workthat seems so undeveloped; indeed,one wonders why the philanthropicDavidsons consider these works ofenough value to collect in the firstplace. Through 28 May at the Art In¬stitute; info above. —SBKenneth Josephson This is a reallygreat show and is not to be confusedwith the obnoxiously self-important“review” of it appearing elsewherein these pages and if you don’t gosee it you’ll never know just howmuch it hoids the power to save theentire human race from itself exceptfor snooty art “reviewers” who areprobably just mad because the love¬ly museum wouldn’t give them acopy of the catalogue or some suchThrough 22 May at the Museum ofContemporary Art. 237 E Ontario.Tue-Sat, 10-5; Sun, noon-5.280-2660, $2 except Tue. Free—Anon.Naive and Outsider Painting from Ger¬many. Through 29 May at the MCA;info above.Caro! Austin, paintings; Justine Wantz,prints; Jonathan Grober, installa¬tion. Opens tonight, 5-8 at ARC Gal¬lery, 6 W Hubbard. Through 28 May:Tue-Sat. 11-5. 266-7607. Free.Ellen Levin paintings; Fern Shaffer,paintings; Richard Zeke Watts, (?)drawings. Through 28 May at Arte¬misia Gallery, 9 W Hubbard. Tue-Sat, 11-5. 751-2016. FreeGroup Show of gallery artists inaugu¬rates new space at 744 N Weiis.Opens tonight, 5-9 at GaleriiaThrough 15 June: Tue-Sat, 10-5.280-1149. Free.Products of Society Artists Respond tothe Great Depression of the '80 s.Small, diverse showing of sociallyconscious but not didactic work. Thecurator has rightfully given her ownpieces pride of place; too Dad shedidn’t bury (or better, reject) the‘concerned’ photographs of Nathan¬iel Burkins. The sidewalk paintingopposite the gallery is graphic in thebest sense; one silhouetted figurefor every so many thousand unem¬ployed workers. Through 24 May atNAB Gallery, 331 S Peoria. Tue, Sat.11:30-4:30 733-0886. FreeKenneth Shorr Hey this is okay: quoteGramsci about how the old isn't yetgone and the new isn’t yet here andin the meantime ask outrageouslyhigh prices. Further those contradic¬tions. And the painted photos withslogans are just okay too. Through 1June at Nancy Lurie Gallery, 1632 NLaSalle Tue-Sat, 11-5. 337-2882.Free.Chicago Area Artists on Peace.Through 29 May at the Peace Muse¬um, 364 W Erie. Tue-Sun, noon-5;Thur, -8 . 440-1860 $1.Phyllis Bramson Paintings. Through 11May at Dart Gallery, 212 W Superi¬or. Tue-Fri, 10-5:30; Sat, noon-5.787-6366 Free.THEATERBye Bye Birdie Blackfriars presents itsspring musical production. Bye ByeBirdie tells the story of a town ofteenage girls who are being visitedby Conrad Birdie, an Elvis-like rock‘n’ roll persona. The show is beingdirected by Jay Vogel and I’m sureyou’ll see at least one or two castmembers that you know. Go just'cause it will be enjoyable and U of Ctheater needs your support. ByeBye Birdie will be performed on FriMay 6, Sat May 7, Thurs May 12, FriMay 13 and Sat May 14 at 8 in theReynolds Club First Floor Theater$3 for students, $3.50 for others-SDFree Shakespeare Company repeatstheir marathon, performing twelveplays in 23 hours. They begin to¬night at 6 with Much Ado AboutNothing and finish tomorrow at 3with All's Well That Ends Well. 1608N Wells. 337-1025.Grey City Journal 5/6/83Staff: John Andrew, Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Curtis Black, PatCannon, John Conlon, Steven Diamond, Kathy Kelly, Lorraine Kenny,Bruce King, Madeleine Levin, Shawn Magee, Jeffrey Makos, MarlaMartin, Richard Martin, Beth Miller, Maddy Paxman, Sharon Peshkin,Geoff Potter, John Probes, Abby Scher, John Schulman, Rachel Shteir,Cassandra Smithies, Susan Subak, Beth Sutter, Barry Waterman.Editorial Board: Leah Mayes, Vince Michael, Ken Wlssoker. *Production: Nadine McGann, David Miller.Editor: Nadine McGann.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1983—3On The Problem of MenScarlet Friedman & Elizabeth Sarah, eds.The Women's Press; 1982$10.95by Maddy PaxmanThe problem I had in writing a review ofthe book, On the Problem of Men, wassomewhat akin to a problem with the bookitself — namely, some uncertainty as to itsaudience. From its title, the book pre¬sumes an audience with a fair degree offeminist sympathies, if not an active in¬volvement in the movement, since the ex¬istence of such a problem would not neces¬sarily be apparent to anyone else. Thefacetious cover drawing, a little man in araincoat saying ‘Well sue', is actuallyquite misleading as to the book's contents— the fact that the book is entitled On theproblem of men', rather than with men',should be an indication that the book is notintended as a feminist ‘hate-manual’ onjust what is wrong with those wily crea¬tures of the other sex.Rather, its intention is to treat in deptha problem which is frequently ignored orglossed over in the feminist movement —how do we, as women and feminists, dealwith our involvement on a day to daybasis with the men in bur lives; fathers,brothers, lovers, friends? For even womenwho define themselves as 'separatists'cannot avoid coming into contact with menand male attitudes at every step (one ofthe papers argues that it is in fact far easi¬er for gay males to live away from contactwith females, than the reverse).The book is divided into two sections,each containing a series of papers deliv¬ered at one of two British feminist confer¬ences in 1979-80 It is in this division thatdifficulties arise, since in many ways thetwo conferences approach the problemquite differently The juxtaposition of thetwo approaches is intended to show a pro¬gression from the examination- of prob¬lems between women and men at the levelof institutionalised patriarchy, to a morepersonal examination of how feministsdeal with those problems in their relationswith men. But whereas the second confer¬ence fulfills the promise of the title, withsome sensitive and questioning analysis ofthe difficulties of continuing involvementwith a group which in many ways must beregarded as 'the enemy', the first doesnot. It could more aptly be called ‘On theProblem of Patriarchy', since it deals suc¬cessively with most of the major issues forwomen in male-dominated society — rape,child abuse, pornography — bringing tobear a feminist analysis to be sure, but asthough seeking to incite feminist actionrather than to examine how it is put intoeffect.The problem with this is that the issuespresented in the first part are, to most fe¬minists, neither new, nor particularly sur¬prising except in so far as they confirm thealready accepted images of our oppres¬sion. Which is not to say that they lack in¬terest or relevance. The horrendous factsof rape and abuse, the insidious influenceof pornographic representations ofwomen, the isolation of women in the fami¬ly, the oppressive structures of gender conditioning and male privilege, the nar¬rowness of socially accepted ‘norms' of he¬terosexuality and monogamy — all theseare the life blood of feminism. Womenhave to deal with this kind of problemevery day of their lives and they certainlymerit as much attention and analysis aspossible, if the general consciousness is tobe changed.However, what makes the second con¬ference more satisfying to me as a femin¬ist, is that it takes as its starting point fe¬minist political action in a way that thefirst does not. From there it goes on to asksearching questions about our dealingswith men and boys. Can a man truly be afeminist? What are they up to in the ‘men'smovement'? What about gay men: arethey our allies in oppression or as abusiveof male privilege as heterosexual men?What can we do with boy children, con¬cerned as we are that the next generationgrow up more liberated from sexism thanours? And what about sex? One of thebest papers is entitled 'Sexual Assump¬tions in the Women's Movement', byAmanda Sebestyen. It deals with the con¬tradictions inherent in being a feministwho still wishes to be involved sexuallywith men, whilst supporting her sisterswho choose not to, and fighting daily bat¬tles against an oppression based so stron¬gly on an imbalance of sexual power. In allof these papers, as with much feministwriting, the theoretical side is supportedby a great deal of personal material; asharing of experience which both under¬lines the value of the theory and admits ofa wide variation in understanding.The editors of On the Problem of Men, intheir foreword, affirm the difference inapproach of the two conferences, conclud¬ing that “each set of papers provides the^context for the other, and the issues whichemerge can best be understood whenviewed from both angles." The questionis, understood by whom?It is a fundamental precept of thewomen's movement that the issues whichaffect us on the level of society, it's institu¬tions and assumptions, also affect us in theminutest details of our personal interac¬tions; the ‘personal’ can also be consi¬dered 'political' because of the fundamen¬tal similarity of experience on a personaland societal level. Therein, the editorsseem to suggest, lies the validity of pro¬gressing from examining “key patriarchalinstitutions which confine and controlwomen" to examining "the difficulties fe¬minists face in dealing with men" (my ita¬lics). I agree that this progression is desir¬able, indeed necessary, to the explorationof our oppression and ways of fightingit.But in this book it just doesn’t seem towork. The assumptions behind the papersare too different for the transition to besmooth, almost as if they are aimed at dif¬ferent readerships. For while the first sec¬tion is a convincing presentation ofwomen's problems as feminists see them,accessible both to feminists and the ’un¬convinced , the second is really only acces¬sible to feminists, since it takes as under¬stood the need for feminist action And forthese readers, the first section may wellseem to deal with areas covered alreadywithout developing an original analysis.I realize as I write that I am not, in fact,dealing with the problem of who to ad¬dress the review to. I have directed it at asupposed audience of feminists like my¬self, who are aware of. the weight of prob¬lems facing women in their dealings withmen and anxious to know how to pursuerelations with the other sex and at thesame time retain a commitment to chang¬ing the nature of those relations It is notmy intention to suggest that those readerswho have less of a commitment to femin¬ism than I will find the book too biasedFeminism is famous for its lack of a un¬ified ‘party line' and its emphasis on thevariety of personal experience as well asits shared aspects — and this is a charac¬teristic which lends accessibility to bothsections of the book. The book deserves tobe read; there are many papers of inter¬est in their own right, and some excellentones In many ways this book breaks newground, ground that needed to be broken,and I hope we shall see much more work onthe subject in .future feminist writings. by David MillerExcept that it has already been used (byHans Haacke), the title “Framing andBeing Framed" might best describe thephotographs of Kenneth Josephson, or atleast the selection of them currently on dis¬play at the Museum of Contemporary Art.One in fact shows an empty picture framehanging on a brick wall; the print is exhi¬bited inside the same (or an identical)frame, and all this inside another, plexi¬glass frame. But such an extreme, literalexample does not begin to suggest the ex¬tent to which this production is situatedwithin other less tangible but neverthelessmore important frames.Viewer FramedOne photo shows near its center a small,two-engine airplane at some distancebanking slightly to the viewer’s left. In thelower right corner and several timeslarger than the airplane, a flyswatter ispoised, ready to strike.This is funny. The implied action is ludi¬crous and derives from the (unrealistic)disparity between the sizes of the thingsrepresented. But the joke’s appeal residesalso in the suggestion that the viewer mayknock the plane from the sky. The swatteris put into the viewer’s hand and theviewer is placed in opposition to the air¬plane. The picture offers the viewer theflattering and humorous illusion of unrea¬listic power.Art FramedA museum is “a building or place whereworks of art or other objects of permanentvalue are kept and displayed’’. The Ran-don House dictionary misses the point in animportant way. The object does not po¬ssess (“of’’) the value; the value is bes¬towed upon the object. Consequently, thevalue is hardly permanent; if it is given, itmay be taken away. Its rightful placementis the subject of dispute, alt the more sosince the individuals and institutions in¬volved operate as though the object wereof permanent value.The museum’s role in creating and main¬taining value is an ideological functionplayed out in a variety of ways, one of themost common being the show catalogue. Soas a correction to the impulse to laughopenly at our place behind the swatter, re¬member the titles of the two Josephsoncatalogue essays: “Eye and Mind: TheSeriousness of Wit" and “Kenneth Joseph¬son: A Philosophy of Paradox". Do be im¬pressed.Art History FramedThe pictures in the "History of Photo¬graphy Series”, a sub-group of the currentshow, make reference to established art-photos of the past. One, “Thinking of E.W.,Chicago, 1978", shows a naked male ab¬domen behind a pepper. The reference isto the sensuous, voluptuous form of thegreen pepper as photographed by EdwardWeston. The connection between the for¬mal character of the Weston image and the(idealized) female figure is a matter ofcommon observation. Josephson’s trans¬formation of this does not suggest butstates that, as. peppers are women, theymay be fucked. The attempt at wit de¬pends upon our ability to remember andsubstitute (the idea of) Weston’s pepperfor (the picture of) Josephson’s. But Jo¬sephson’s does not comment upon the wayin which Weston’s might stir sexual desire;it takes desire as given and puts it to useto make explicit a proposition only latentin Weston’s picture.One need not know much of Weston’s lifeor work to know that he was sexually in¬volved with a number of women who alsoserved as his models. His desire to makeimages of these women is not simply thedesire to make “art"; it is also his desireto make them into permanent objects forhis continued enjoyment. The product of hisfetishized desire — his nudes — is now fur¬ther fetishized by museum collectionwhere not the original desire but simplythe image of the desire is judged to be anobject of permanent value. Thus Josephsonrefers not only to the pepper, but also andmore importantly to fetishized fetish; thatthe fetishization of a fetishized fetish canbe intended as humor indicates the extentof (male) art photography’s alienationfrom the very subject it manifestly claims is most worth valuing: the female body.Student FramedJosephson studied with Harry Callahanand Aaron Siskind at the Institute of De¬sign, Illinois Institute of Technology, front1958 to 1960. Abigail Solomon-Godeaucharacterizes his teachers’ view in the Jan¬uary, 1983 Afterimage:Neither Siskind nor Callahan seemedto have exercised direct influence ontheir students’ production, at leastin the sense of their students’ workresembling their own. Rather, the in¬fluence would appear to centeraround the assertion — provided asmuch by example as exhortation —that art photography, at its highestlevel, represented the expression ofa privileged subjectivity, and theuse of the formal and material pro¬perties of the medium to expressthat subjectivity, (p. 14)Josephson’s certainly appears to be a self¬consciously formal practice: in addition tothe “History of Photography” sub-groupthe photos in two others — the “Archaelo-gical Series” and, particularly, the“Images within Images" series — makeconstant reference to the characteristics ofthe medium, not necessarily as these actu¬ally exist (which might be rather boring)but as these are popularly conceived. And,leaving aside the notion of “privilege"and what role it might play in the creationof “permanent” value, certainly one per¬ceives throughout the presence of a partic¬ular “artistic” sensibility, inseparablefrom the pictures’ individual forms, butnevertheless capable of characterization;to quote from the first few sentences ofLynne Warren’s “Philosophy of Paradox"essay, it is “extraordinarily elusive", re¬veals a “mute presence" and “a sense ofhumor that is wry, sometimes bawdy"and, directly to the point, “...Kenneth Jo¬sephson photographs reveal ... a complex,mature personality that continues to lookat the world with the freshness andwonder of a child.” So regardless of whatone may think of the teaching or this ex¬pression of it, Josephson seems to havebeen, in the socially acceptable sense, anexcellent student.4—FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1983—THE GREY CITY JOURNALm miKenneth Josephson: “Anissa’s Dress’, 1970ihanDe-rorr.eauJan-dn5tki-irs>t)fe>-sself-1 tooupelo-theake5 Ofctu-ing),nd,30”tion3er-1ic-iblebution;ofok"re-( ofjy”Jo-lex,ookand'hatex-avean Kenneth JosephsonWorld FramedThe observation that one can find a formin any photograph says less about photo¬graphy than it does about objects in gener¬al. Further, within the sort of photographycalled formal one may identify a numberof general manners of and particularroutes to formalism. Josephson’s combinesseveral.It starts in practice with the primacy ofthe camera frame; composition occurs withthe camera and not (excepting the col¬lages) in the process of printing the nega¬tive. In spite of the occasional preferencefor wide-angle lenses, the view is in gener¬al narrow, tight, constricting. Josephson stresses the center, rather than the edgesor corners, of the camera frame. Thecorners and edges are thus afforded equalweight relative to one another and lessweight relative to the center. This ap¬proach works toward making the pictureof some one thing coequal with the thingitself and radically different from what itand its picture are not.Point of view varies more greatly, but isconsistent in not calling attention to itself(no wierd views of normal things construct¬ed through perspective alone) and in ausually slight but sometimes pronouncedview from above to below.Tones gather to the light side of the Kenneth Josephson: “Bradley, 1968”center of the scale; no rich blacks, no subtlelight grays. The effort appears to attempta reproduction of values as they ‘appear’or, more accurately, as we are accustomedfor them to appear in black and whitephotos. Predictably, focus is sharpthroughout.All this combines to create a sligthly butunmistakably strained image of perfectlyrecognizable signs.Women Framed *Another photo shows a naked femaletorso from above. A folding ruler windsalong either side of the body, replicatingand emphasizing the figure. The ruler’stwo ends cross near the body’s crotch andan arm and hand reach into the frame and,with the aid of a magnifying glass, illumi¬nate the measure of the intersection: 11(inches). The form and text of a ‘‘PhotoPostcard” is printed directly onto thebody's stomach; it reads: ‘‘9-30-80.AARON, IT WILL BE GOOD TO SEE YOU. IHAVE BEEN TO LOTS OF OPENINGS. MYBEST, KEN.” It is addressed to ‘‘Siskind,c/o Light” (Gallery), New York City. Final¬ly, a bottle of ink spills across the body’sstomach, though not across the part wherethe postcard is printed.This picture begins with the spectacle offemale nakedness, or nudity. The nude isnot only an historically established cate¬gory of Western pictorial art, but also andmore importantly a replication in thissphere of more general, social and culturalsexual power relations. Its existanceserves an audience of clothed, unselfcon¬scious males which in the act of lookingholds power; women are its pictured sub¬jects — that is to say, objects — and directvictims. Objectification is furthered in thepresent instance by deindividualization: aheadless body has little personality.The ruler’s arrangement around the fe¬male figure identifies it with the (idea¬lized) female form; it can be said to “mea¬sure” this form insofar as the rulercharacterizes its shape. But the kind ofmeasure proper to this kind of ruler doesnot characterize shape; it measures lineardistance. Sense is made of the ruler onlythrough the intervention of the male arm,hand, and magnifying glass; only here isthe ruler (properly) read. Thus, while theruler appears to describe, characterize,and measure the ‘female’, its appearancealso actually and more importantly de¬scribes, characterizes, and measures anunrepresented but nevertheless signified‘male’. This male is fantastic: “Eleveninches — wow”. It differs from the nude’straditionally absent but imagined andreal male audience in the specificity of themark of its absence (“eleven”), and thus inits redundant statement of the nude’s truesignification of male power and its redun¬dant invitation to share in the fantasy ofthis power. The magnified male measureread at the female figure’s crotch is a malesignification of the female’s relative insig¬nificance and the male’s ‘correction’ of this‘problem’ through the implied but not di¬rectly represented addition of relativemale significanceThe photo postcard cannot be under¬stood simply as the pleasing message toSiskind that it manifestly pretends to be.Its more important latent meaning reads only in conjunction with the signification ofimagined sexual power relations implicitin the nude in general and this one in par¬ticular. “It will be good to see you” consti¬tutes an apology for not seeing him, forwhich absence the recipient may substitutethe pleasure of the spectacle of female na¬kedness and the fantasy of exaggeratedmale significance. “I have been to lots ofopenings” refers manifestly to the open¬ings of lots of art shows; and latently, “hu¬morously”: ‘I and my eleven inch penishave made significant/fucked a lot ofwomen.’ Apparently excellent student;serious wit indeed.Future FramedJosephson’s picture of his son Bradley,age three, shows the boy on the right sideof the frame holding a toy gun over hishead. The gun and the boy’s glance aredirected to our left; and on the left side ofthe frame, basically replicating the boy’sposition on the right, a shadow of the fa¬ther/photographer appears, arm alsoraised. All this against a blanket ofbushes, dark around the boy, light aroundthe ‘father’.Equivalences are observed between sonand father, toy gun and camera, andshooting and photographing. Our positionon all of this is of course the one the fa¬ther/photographer gives us: he exposes usto this constructed and imaginary replica¬tion of a real social relation. It happensalso to be a psychologically true one: theson’s envy of and competition with the fa¬ther’s power.Such continuations of our photographiceducation are neither very original norvery humane. Perhaps Josephson doesbetter with his students at the School ofthe Art Institute; perhaps he receives nomail from them like that he sends histeacher.Josephson FramedThe photographs of Kenneth Josephsonare hardly a mere window onto the “ar¬tist’s” soul. Though he more than any oneother individual is responsible for the waythey look and what they mean, his controlis far from complete. In fact, it seems the"artist” is more an agent of the “art” thanthe reverse: Josephson is not responsiblefor the institution in Western vision of thecamera obscura and its not unavoidablebut here unchallenged transmission of sin¬gle-point perspective from artist throughcamera to viewer; for the position of themuseum in the creation and maintenanceof artistic value; for the particularachievements of American art photo¬graphy and the social understanding ofthese; for the ways in which American artphotography is conceived and taught; formodernism and its attendant formalism; orfor the patriarchial institution of the nude.Consequently, he himself may go aboutreplicating all of these in his own prac¬tice.It should be clear that Haacke’s title isthoroughly inappropriate to Josephson:The former makes expresly political, illu¬minating art; the latter, implicitly politi¬cal, unconscionable art. Josephson getsahold of a lot but not much of it will help usget through today, tomorrow, or the restof our lives. Most of it is just in the way. iTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1983—5iJohnny Rotten Karl MarxMUSIC ACCORDING TO MARXNOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR ROLESBy Russel ForsterBefore there was rockandroll therewere three main types of popular music,each catering to audiences of widely vary¬ing socio-economic backgrounds. Thesethree types of music were: Country music,which catered to the needs of hillbillys andhicks and everyone else who could identifywith those groups; Jazz music, which hadcatered to a wide group of people in its or¬igins, but by the 1950’s had become op¬pressively bourgeois and elitist; and Bluesmusic, which catered to the poor, the indi¬gent, and the black—basically Marx’sclassic proletariat. Rockandroll developedin the 1950’s as a combination of the lowerclass elements of Country and Blues music,and to the extent that the emergence ofrockandroll was a musical revolution, itbasically embodied Marx's revolutionaryconcepts in musical form.CIRCLE JERKSby Ian BrodyOn Sunday, April 17, I went to see theCircle Jerks, a hard-core L.A. band, whowere playing at Tut’s. I got there at about10, for the late show, which was my firstmistake. Tut’s had decided on two showsthat night: the first one minors welcome,the second over 21 only. Well, normally ina situation like this, the late show is bet¬ter, since the band can play longer and ev¬eryone’s drunk. However, not remember¬ing the age group the Circle Jerks attract,(16-22), I went to the late show.When I arrived, there was a good deal ofwaiting involved before the first band, theClit Boys, came on stage. They’re a smallhard-core band from Wisconsin, and whenthey went on, the place was pretty empty,and most everybody in the audience wassaving their strength for the Circle Jerks.Regardless, I was impressed with the ClitBoys’ performance, since it was energeticand powerful (never mind that theyweren’t very talented). At the end of theirset they auctioned off a cassette they hadmade in the studio. They had made 300copies, and this was the 300th. It went for$5.00.A startling reaction from the crowd came Before the rockandroll revolution, themeans of production of music had rested inthe hands of the oppressively bourgeoisJazz and Country elitists. Studio time wasexpensive and limited to already estab¬lished acts that had found their own nichein the existing power structure. As a re¬sult, the music that basically appealedmost to the oppressed working classes andyoung, discontented youths floundered intwo-bit bars and only very rarely got achance to be heard by more than a fewdrunk millworkers at a time.True to Marx's theories, it was in thearea of the country that was plagued bythe greatest racial and class conflicts thatthe rockandroll revolution got its begin¬nings. Elvis Presley and Buddy Holly,among many others, found their audiencesin the deep south, and it was there thatboth began their unprecedented rise towhen the Clit Boys’ lead singer was tellingthe audience that he didn’t care what race,creed, color, or sex you were. Well, thecrowd basically didn't care what he wassaying, until he announced that the nextsong’s title was “Gay’s Okay.’’ I, person¬ally, am not gay, but was shocked thatmuch of crowd was taken aback by thetitle. Once the band began to jam on thesong, everyone settled back into theirshells. Although no one in the crowd actu¬ally said anything, their reaction was ob¬vious.Well now I’ll tell you something youprobably already know — the worst partof a concert is between bands, when muchpacking and unpacking goes on. But asusual, it was worth the wait. The CircleJerks played about an hour and a half ofpure energy, performing a good variety oftheir songs, including some that weren’treleased yet (I believe). They were alsovery much with the crowd, instead of play¬ing like gods to it. From what I hear of theearly show, there was quite a bit of slam¬ming on stage, and generally the placewas more crowded. The Jerks had obvious¬ly gottep a little too worn out, and didn’twant the same thing to happen again, butthat wasn’t detrimental to the show.At this point, I must comment on thecrowd, which was super. Although itwasn’t as crowded as I thought it would be world stardom. Both of these artists andtheir rockandroll peers were basicallyworking-class in background and appeal:Elvis was a truckdriver before he wentinto the studio to record some songs togive to his mother as a birthday gift, andBuddy picked up guitar in a year so thathe could fulfill his crazy dream of becom¬ing a country-and-western singer.These performers had to fight the op¬pressively bourgeois tide to get the chanceto be heard. They often bought studio timewith their own hard earned money, es¬chewing big-time establishment recordproducers and companies to work with un¬derground operations that often literallycame out of the basement. The fat, oppres¬sive capitalistic record companies scoffedat the attempts of these overeager ama¬teurs to rock the established system (nopun intended), but they weren’t laughing(I expected the Circle Jerks to pack theplace), I was glad, since the crowd wasn’t abunch of gawkers, and almost everyonewas slamming. At one point, one of theguys from the crowd (who had a sharp mo¬hawk) got up and started singing with thelead singer, and everybody dug it.After the Jerks stopped, I noticed a playlist which had a line drawn after the lastsong they had performed, after whichthree more tunes were listed. I thenstopped clapping, because I figured theywere going to play some encores, regard¬less. Amazingly enough, in a few minutesthey came back on stage.After two of the three songs, two guyswho looked and acted like rednecks start¬ed to shout out "play Def Leppard" and"Cheap Trick” and “Van Halen." The CircleJerks just put down their instruments, said"fuck this,” and left. Everyone was mad,but fortunately (?) there was no fight.I was impressed by the whole show, be¬cause everyone was open and equal. Therewas none of the idolatry that happens atmany concerts. As far as I’m concerned, I’lltake an uncrowded club over a packedfootball stadium any day. Although Ishouldn’t have to say it, I wish everyonewould start treating musicians as peoplewho can make music, and sometimes writepoems, rather than as inaccessible demi¬gods. for very long.From those basements came enormouspopular success. The musical revolution ofthe common people had begun, but it wasdoomed to a short life. The major Ameri¬can record labels were caught with theirpants down, and they were very angry.They determined to put a stop to this popu¬lar rebellion, one way or another, andsince the power structure had only beenshaken and not toppled, they still had sig¬nificant means at their disposal to quellthe revolt.The revolution did not get the chance todevelop into the popular rebellion its be¬ginnings had promised. Its roots were sti¬fled amidst the weeds of the oppressivecapitalist bourgeois power structure. Ev¬eryone knows what happened to Elvis: hesigned to big RCA records, made a slew ofterrible surfer movies, made millions ofdollars, got fat, used a lot of drugs, gotboring. He was probably never happierthan when he was at the forefront of therevolt, hungry but committed, for he cer¬tainly seemed not to garner much happi¬ness from the corrupt system into which hewas drawn.As the years passed, rockandroll be¬came about as subversive and revolu¬tionary as elevator music. With the excep¬tions of the rise of folk music in the earlysixties (a rather gentle way to protest asavage war) and the "counter-culture”music of the late sixties, there was noteven the slightest flicker of a revolutiona¬ry flame left. Rockandroll had its ownradio stations, its own producers, its ownmanagers, and its own force-fed audienceand everybody (except of course the audi¬ence) was making too much money to beunhappy. The oppressive power structureonce again dictated what the proletariatwas to hear, and they called it "Top-forty”.The "progressive” rockandroll move¬ment of the early to mid-seventies wasanything but progressive. All it did was tointellectualize top-forty pap, and give it aname that allowed the self-centered bour¬geoisie to feel smug in their self-defined"hipness”. But the tide was changing,turning from overblown elitist complexityto something new and exciting.The beginnings of the second rockandrollrevolution in the late 1970’s were auspi¬cious and misguided. Groups like the SexPistols were actually pretty closely tied tothe system, but they were revolutionary inthe sense that they dared to be ugly, ob¬noxious, and disruptive as they laughedall the way to the bank. While no struc¬tures had changed, attitudes had. Themost subversive thing about the fledgingpunk movement was that it retaught some¬thing that had been forgotten the quarter-decade since the original rockandroll revo¬lution: basically that rockandroll isproletariat music so anyone can play itand anyone can listen.So even though this second revolutionwas not as visibly revoluntionary as thefirst, it has had more far-reaching effects.Music is coming from basements onceagain, and tiny "independent” recordlabels are growing overnight to surpris¬ingly substantial audiences. It is still anuphill battle. The means of production andexposure are still controlled primarily bythe oppressive major record labels.What’s worse, when an independent labelbecomes a contender, there’s always anestablished record company ready to buyit out. But the rise of many unconventionaland unmarketable types of music likehardcore punk will keep the major compa¬nies from controlling all of the rockandrollmarket, and this is where the second rock¬androll revolution has really succeeded.If we go out on a limb (something we’renever beyond doing) and say that rockan-droll’s changes reflect deep socialchanges, we could interpret the amateur(proletariat) explosion in the music scenerecently as suggesting that there is agrowing social consciousness developingamong the common people. The oppressedclasses are basically beginning to recog¬nize that they have the power to do thingsthey were once told they couldn’t do. Theyare finding alternatives to the pulp thatthe oppressive power structure onceforced them to digest. They are realizingthat they have the power to mold fatewith their own hands. 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The boy looked over andEd turned away. It was his stop.In his bottom drawer, beside a pair oftickets to a baseball game he had nevergone to, he found the slip of paper.Jane Helper1763 Cherry Valley AveMineola (behind police station)How had Dal key gotten this address if hehad never seen her? It crossed his mindagain that Dalkey was lying. He could lielike that. He thought of Dalkey's face, hiswide, soft mouth and his basset houndeyes. Dalkey had had to ask him threetimes. He had pleaded and finally he hadtaken the piece of paper.“What if I die before you?” Dalkey hadshrugged. It was a lie. Dalkey was a dumbstupid drunk, playing out some drunk ideaof what it was to have children. He wasbitched at his wife because she couldn’tgive him a kid and he had gotten lost in adream about having one anyway. Hethought of Dalkey again, his round-shoul¬dered form, his faint red freckles. It wastoo improbable.they had driven down to the beach. Thebeach was nice out there.Jerry came with a drink and Ed climbedonto a barstool, watching Slide stare intothe mirror behind the tiers of bottles andshake his head. He saw Slide's hands tre¬mble as he pulled the glass up to his mouth.Dalkey dead. There was something todrink about. Two drunk fools in suits walk¬ing down to the ocean. Dalkey had testedthe water with his shoes off and his cuffsrolled up.“I don’t know when the funeral is. I don’tknow if she can afford it,” Slide said.The whole marriage Dalkey had taken iton himself. At family gatherings theywould watch him looking at other couple’skids. He wanted to play ball with them,but they would have thought too much ofit. Up and down the beach there had beenkids, little ones screaming as the watercame up and washed over them, biggerones strewn on blankets among radios andbeer cans. That day he had gotten somesun on his face and his wife had asked himwhere he had been. She was pissed offthat day.He slid from the stool and walked the length of the bar to the back. He dialedand put in some money and then somemore. His wife came on the phone. Shehadn’t gone to the train yet. He could hearthe kids shouting behind her. She couldn’thear him. He was at the bar for dinner, buthe had work to do. He would be homelater, he didn’t know when, he would takea cab from the station. He hung up. Besidethe phone there was a bulletin board plas¬tered with pictures of the softball team.One had a pretty good shot of Dalkey sur¬rounded by the gang, the name of the baracross his chest. Ed took the picture downand replacing the thumbtack, shoved thepicture in his sidepocket.In the subway he saw his life pass beforehim: now at quitting time, men in suits,mostly summer khakis, stood waiting fortheir trains. They read newspapers, shuf¬fled their feet. Some wandered along theplatform with glassy stares. A glance at awatch, silence, except for the rumble of faroff trains or the loud screech as oneheaved to a stop. They pushed their wayon.On the bench across from him a boy lis¬tened to a radio with an earphone, tap- The train pulled up next to a small, whitecolonial building with a faded blue news¬stand rammed up against it. It had threedoors, all locked. He tapped on a windowwhere the stationmaster was pouringchange into a dirty moneybag. The manlooked up and lifted his head in answer.“Where’s Cherry Valley Avenue?” Edyelled through the panes. “By the policestation?”The man furled his brow. Ed pressed theslip of paper up to the window and theman read it, and cast his arm toward astoplight across a parking lot opposite thestation. Ed began to walk without thank¬ing the man. It was after sunset and thered lights on the cars were coming on. Atthe end of a sparsely peopled street, a gasstation sign glowed softly against the pin-kening sky. An old woman, her parcelsclutched firmly to her chest, pointed himthe way and he walked on. He found thepolice station, a large marble building,and walked around a long lot full of whitepatrol cars. At the far end was a lowapartment building wedged between therows of cars and the hedges that belongedto a golf course.There was no Holper on the bell. Had Dal¬key lied? He pushed a button marked“Wayne” and was buzzed into the foyer.A woman opened a door on the first land¬ing.“Excuse me, I’m looking for Jane Holper,do you know where she might be? I wasgiven this address.” He pulled the paperfrom his pocket and held it up.“I used to be Holper. What can I do foryou?” She was older than he had expect¬ed, with a tall stack of red hair. She wassad-eyed and some sort of brown spotssplotched one side of her face.“1 am supposed to tell you. Your fatheris dead. He wanted me to tell you.”“I don’t know my father.” Her sad eyeswidened a bit. She let the door openwider. Inside, there was an old womanwatching a black-and-white television."I know. But he wanted me to tell youwhen he died.” Ed looked down to theground. “He spoke about you often,” helied.“Not a very pleasant thing to talkabout,” she said without emotion. A badlie. “What did he die of?” )“Heart attack,” he lied again, a betterone. He pulled the picture from his pocketand held it out. “Wait.”He took it back, fumbled for his pen. Hedrew- a circle around Dalkey’s face andhanded her the picture. “That’s him.”“Will there be a funeral?” she said with¬out looking at the picture.“I don't know.” They paused. The oldwoman looked to the door.‘‘Maybe it will be in the paper. His namewas Dalkey, Richard Dalkey.” After an¬other pause, he turned and went out. Ithad become dark since he had been inside.As he reached the far side he stopped sud¬denly, The thought turned stale in hismind He 0f} pHffljip I Crain sched¬ule from his jacket. 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M . | 'll.f• ' s - F * 1 t'SportsRugby grabs 2nd at Mid-America ChampionshipsBy Woody HannibalThe University of Chicago rugby clubtraveled to the Mid-America Rugby cham¬pionships in Bowling Green, Ohio as under¬dogs, and returned as runners-up in the fieldof the 16 finest teams in the Midwest. TheMaroons struggled and scraped out vic¬tories against highly touted West Virginia,last year’s runner-up Bowling Green State,and national powerhouse Ohio State.Despite losing to Palmer College of Chiro-practics (from Davenport, Iowa) in thefinals, the Maroons were invited to play inthe National Championships in Athens,Georgia as one of the four teams repre¬senting the major regions in the country.Aided by rain and poor field conditions,the Chicago ruggers schooled West Virginiain the first game despite defending into thewind, the Maroons took an 8-0 lead into half¬time on a 30-yard penalty kick by ScottLucas. The entire first half was played inthe Maroon half, but solid tackling by backsand clutch hooking by John Boochever en¬abled Chicago to keep the Mountaineers atbay.The second half was all Chicago. Usingthe wind, the Maroons let WVU into theMaroon half only once. Relentless pressureand strong scrum push by Barry Peterson,Juda Epstein, and Steve Hatt resulted inscores by John Paul McCarthy and outsidecenter Mike Troy to make the final score11-0.The next step in the single eliminationtournament saw the Maroons face lastyear’s runner-up, Bowling Green State Uni¬ versity, on its home field. The 8-1 Maroonsand 11-0 Bowling Green fought a brutal,dirty battle for the entire first half. Again,the Maroons fought against the wind. Time¬ly punting by fly Pat Waresk and Lucashelped bring the Maroons to a 0-0 halftimedeadlock.Once Chicago took the wind, the Maroonssimply outhustled the more experiencedBowling Green side. The quicker Maroonsfinally broke through with a 35-yard Lucasfield goal midway through the second halfthat stood up for a 3-0 victory. It was not ap¬parent to all the other teams that Chicagowas for real.Sunday morning brought the Chicago rug¬gers face-to-face with the Buckeyes of OhioState. OSU, a school of 50,000 students,fields a big and physical rugby team whichis one of the most respected in the nation.The game followed a similar path as theBowling Green contest. In mud and drivingrain, the Maroons held the Buckeyesscoreless in the first half. Strong defensiveplay by second rows Dave Wright and PeteLayton kept Ohio State away from any realscoring threat by pounding the Buckeyes tothe turf as soon as they touched the ball. Atthe half, the teams were locked in a 0-0 tie.Strategy shifts in the second half by coachDoug McTaggart enabled the Maroons torepeatedly threaten the Ohio State goal, butthe Buckeyes were not to be budged neartheir goal, and the game remaind scoreless.Finally, late in the second half, Lucas re¬deemed himself after an earlier chip shotmiss by converting a 35-yarder to give Chi-Track treads at Drake RelaysBy Bob FisherThe mens’ varsity track team travelledlast weekend to the prestigious DrakeRelays and came away with some impres¬sive performances. The Relays, now in its74th year, attracts many of the nation’s besttrack and field athletes.On Friday of the two-day event theMaroons entered two races. The four-milerelay team of Art Knight, Bob Fisher,Aaron Rourke and David Raskin, which hadwon the event two weeks earlier at the Mon¬mouth Relays, set a new school record of17:33. Fisher led the team with a 4:14split.INTELLECTUALSOFTWAREPRESENTSLSATScoreHighon theby Jonathan D. Kantrowitz,J. D., Harvard Law SchoolComprehensive com¬puter-assisted instruction, fea¬turing automatic timing, scoring,branching, extensive analysisand documentation.Apple, IBM PC disks:$195.00Available exclusively from:sj Queue, Inc.5 Chapel Hill DriveFairfield. CT 064321-800-232-2224 or(203) 335-0908 Later in the afternoon the 1600-meterrelay team of Pete Juhn, Reggie Mills, JohnSeykora and Mark Giffen ran a fine 3:29.Juhn’s split of :51.6 was the team’s best.On Saturday the Distance Medley team ofFisher, Juhn, Rourke and Knight shatteredthe old school record with a 10:07. All foursplits (Fisher, 3/4 mile, 3:02; Juhn, 440,:50.9; Rourke, 880, 1:56; Knight, 1 mile,4:18) either beat or tied the runners’ person¬al best.Coach Ted Haydon was “quite pleasedwith the uniformly good performances’’ andadded that “we proved that we could runwith the best Division II and III schools anddo well;.”The Maroons’ season has been highlight¬ed by various individual performances, adual meet victory over Concordia, and aFreshman-Sophomore victory in Chicago’sown J-V College Invitational. They look for¬ward to an open home meet tomorrow andthe Midwest Conference Championships atCarleton on May 13-14.9Tl^^u^^e&cruP)CONTINENTALBREAKFAST•Fresh-baked croissant•100% fresh-groundColumbian Coffee•Fresh-squeezedorange juice*2.00Now open at 6:30 am53*667-2000 cago a 3-0 lead. The Maroons continued topound the goal, but the final gun soundedwithout Chicago inflicting any more dam¬age to Ohio State, and the unknown Maroonsfound themselves playing for the champion¬ship and a berth in the four team playoff forthe national title.The inspired Maroons ran out of heartagainst Palmer College. Palmer, consistingof predominantly South African and Austra¬lian scholarship players, burst the Chicagoruggers’ bubble by defeating the wearyMaroons,Despite the loss, the Maroons and theircoach were very pleased with their efforts.Adding the runner-up trophy to their North¬ern Illinois Collegiate Championship, theMaroons put the University of Chicago onthe rugby map.The United States Rugby Federationcalled club president Steve Hatt to informhim that due to scholarship restrictions, Palmer was not eligible for the Nationalchampionship. The University of Chicagowas thus given the invitation to play in thefinal four.Due to limitations on graduate studentparticipation, Chicago declined the invita¬tion, declaring that it would not be able tofield its finest team, and would not risk thereputations of the school and the teammerely for recognition purposes.The Chicago ‘B’ side played superbly in a4-3 victory over the South Side Irish. The Bshave made tremendous progress and shouldbe able to fill the shoes of those A playersforced to graduate. The B team’s play andits support have been very instrumental inthe success of the entire team.The ruggers next game is Saturdayagainst the Chicago Lions at the Lions’field. Game time is 1 p.m. at the field at Fos¬ter Ave. and Damen.Chicago’s rugby tradition has begun.* ,■*? ... " • Avi ,,•• x ;.vy #'- - >*% - — m "*•* * »* - . *• v ■’ ■H-*. «...Lincoln Park defeated U of C lacrosse 10-6 Saturday.Lacrosse loses to Lincoln ParkBy Tim GoodellDespite the best efforts of attackmenBrad Glaser and Nick Shermeta, the U of CLacrosse Club lost its second game in a row,10-6, to the Lincoln Park Lacrosse Club onthe Midway last Saturday. Very poor fieldconditions hampered both teams’ play.Lincoln Park took an early lead with agoal in the first quarter, but in the followingquarter, Shermeta scored once and Glasermade two goals in as many minutes thanksto assists from Shermeta and John Steed-man. Chicago led at halftime 3-2.Four unanswered Lincoln Park goals inthe third quarter turned the game aroundfor the visiting team, although Glaser madethree more goals in the third quarter (onceon an assist from Billy Meeks and twice onassists from Shermeta). Four goals in thelast ten minutes gave Lincoln Park the 10-6win.Last Saturday’s game was perhaps Chica¬go’s poorest in terms of penalties (8) andmarian realty,inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-540020—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983 shots missed (26), however, Player-CoachGlaser had a few’ good words for several keyplayers; particularly, the second midfieldof Nike Noel, John Steedman, and KennyWilloughby.“Lacrosse is a team sport through andthrough,” Glaser said, “and all of the mid-fields have to learn to work together.Against Lincoln Park, only the second mid-field really held up as a unit — which is ashame because we can’t leave them in therethe whole game...we have to depend on theother middies as well.” Chicago has threefull midfielders.Chicago’s next game will be this Sundayagainst the Windy City Lacrosse Club indowntown Chicago. The Lax team’s nexthome game will be May 22, vs. WindyCity.Softball team winsBy Kittie WyneThe women’s varsity softball closed itsregular season Tuesday with a win over Chi¬cago State University, 14-3. The Maroonsdefeated CSU in six innings because of theten run slaughter rule which has not beenapplied against them all season.CSU’s strongest hit of the game was a lateinning triple. CSU floundered for the firstcouple of innings then managed to get a cou¬ple of hits off Karen Kitchen. DefensivelyCSU robbed the Maroons with several spec¬tacular catches until the Maroons foundtheir strokes in the third inning.The Maroons finally exploded in the sixthto score seven runs, and take a 14-2 lead.CSU put up a fight but only scored one run,failing to avoid the slaughter.The Maroons are at their first NCAA Con¬ference Tournament this weekend. Thetournament is double elimination and in¬cludes Illinois College, Beloit, Monmouth,Grinnell, Cornell, Knox, and Coe. Chicagowill first face Coe then Cornell or Knox. TheMaroons saw Illinois College last year andBeloit this year but the rest are unseenfoes.SportsGiordano’sIn the best single matchup of this socimseason, the Saudi Union Movement Satur¬day lost its toughest game and its numberone graduate ranking to the Central-SouthAmerica team, recently rechristened Gior¬dano’s.Though Giordano’s striking forward Fer¬nando Coloma was held scoreless through¬out the contest, teammates Art Elias andGerardo Leon converted for one and twogoals respectively, enough to edge theSaudis by one in overtime.John Messersmith scored both Saudigoals from his roving fullback position, butseemed unhappy with his performance inthe game. The Saudis’ play was hamperedby absence of midfielder Dan Medina.Near the end of the then-tied second half,Saudi midfielder Jon Assadi tripped a Gior¬dano’s player, who promptly punched himin the stomach for his trouble. RefereeSteve Henn red-carded the Giordano’splayer, and, following a delay, Assadi wasalso thrown out of the game. For the mostpart, though, the game was marked by finedribbling and controlled passing, not poorsportsmanship.In other graduate play, the Blue Star Vor-waerts have lost Bob Fritz, one of their bestSports CalendarBaseballMay 6 — at Olivet Nazarene College, 1p.m.May 7 — at Midwest Conference-NorthplayoffsSoftballMay 6 and 7 — MACW Tournament, at KnoxCollegeMen's TennisMay 6 — Midwest Conference Champion¬ships at Lawrence College, Appleton, WIWomen’s TrackMay 7 — at Augustana Viking OlympicsHeptathlon, 1 p.m.May 8 — MACW Conference Champion¬ships, at Grinnell CollegeMen's TrackMay 7 — Varsity and UCTC Invitational, atStagg Field, l p.m. upsets topplayers, to an exchange program. As a re¬sult, the team won its last two games bymuch slimmer margins than anticipated,and its playoff threat has been considerablydiminished.The Saudi Union and Giordano’s are inseparate playoff brackets — look for themto beat all opponents and play a rematch inthe graduate championship on Friday the13th.In residence play, this week witnessedLower Flint, a fine team with talent leftover from last year, coming into its own as areal playoff contender. Forward RainerMack had four goals in Flint’s 7-1 annihila¬tion of Bishop.In the meantime, Henderson A, Compton,Vincent, Lower Rickert and Hitchcock A allenter the playoffs with high hopes. It will bea hard-fought series — look for Hendersonand Lower Flint in the residence champion¬ship, with Henderson going on to play the in¬dependent champion.The independent champion will almostcertainly be Mildred. The team has shownpoise and skill, combining a variety ofstyles to trounce everyone it meets.Amalgamation gave Mildred its bestgame of the season last Friday, limiting for¬wards Yoon and Guerrero to one goalapiece. Amalgamation had many chancesto score in the game, but failed to convert,despite addition of the team’s latest ringer,Mark Peebles.Psi Upsilon, who lost to Mildred 4-0 earli¬er in the season, will get a second chancethis Sunday at 12:15. The winner of thegame goes to the independent final; theloser plays the winner of the Amalgama¬tion-Ark Royal game, also to be played Sun¬day.Both Ark Royal and Amalgamation wonyesterday; the different is that Amalgama¬tion played well and Ark Royal played dis¬organized run and kick, and not very well atthat. Delta Smegma, Ark Royal’s opponent,has proved itself the number five indepen¬dent team. Smegma gave both Amalgama¬tion and Ark Royal good games this sea¬son.In women’s play, the previously undefeat¬ed Scrubbing Bubbles team lost to Bor-borygmi this week, proving that socimrankers and writers ought to make a bettereffort to get to the games that decide keyrankings.The women’s independent divisions willplay double-elimination playoffs, similar toindependent men’s. Both Scrubbing Bub¬bles and Nantes-Outre-Mer, who lost to -ranked Saudi UnionContinued on page 22 Penguins (light shirts) defend against Achilles Heels PHOTO BY ARA JELAUANAll Irantf hnpartan Inc.. Nt* Mi. N t Sol* U S. import* C-THE MOOSETHOT ROAREDImported Moosehead. Stands head and antlers above the rest.USE YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU DRINK MOOSEHEAD.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983—21IM Scoreboard SportsGraduate MenBlue Star Vorwaerts 4 Gertie’s 3Internationa! House 56 Stars, 3 Bars and a Ball 1Blue Star Vorwaerts 1 LH Surge 0Giordano’s 6 Real Inter 2Real Inter 7 Mazatlan Sporting Club 1Penguins 3 Achilles’ Heels 0Giordano’s 3 Saudi Union Movement 26 Stars, 3 Bars and a Ball 4Oligonucleotides 0Van der Waal’s 5 Med I 26 Stars, 3 Bars and a Ball 3Bio Hazard 2Gertie’s 12 Oligonucleotides 1Achilles’ Heels 5 Real Inter 2International House 4 Bio Hazard 1LH Surge 3 Oligonucleotides 2Penguins 6 Van der Waal’s 2Bio Hazard 2 Oligonucleotides 1Mazatlan Sporting Club 4 Penguins 3Undergraduate MenLower Flint 4Hitchcock A 5FijiMildred 2Delta Smegma 4Hit and Run 5TuftsLower Flint 7Amalgamation 5Ark Royal 3Dewey 5ShoreyFishbein 3Henderson AChamberlin 8Bishop 2 Fishbein 1Michelson 2Fallers (by forfeit)....Amalgamation 0Dinkleberries 1Decagon 1... Hale (by forfeit)Bishop 1Hit and Run 1....Delta Smegma 1Upper Flint 0Dudley (by forfeit)Hitchcock B 1....Hale (by forfeit)Blackstone 1Fishbein 0WomenThree’s A Crowd 2Snell 6Dudley 15Breckinridge 1Crown Rats 6Borborygmi 5Shorey 5Snell 4Breckinridge 1Lower FlintIM-12Snell 1 Bishop 0..Thompson 2Tufts 0Upper Wallace 0Nantes-Outre-Mar 3Scrubbing Bubbles 3Upper Wallace 1Hale 0Thompson 0Lower Wallace (by forfeit)....Delta Sigma (by forfeit)Dudley 0 SaudiUnionupsetContinued from page 21Crown Rats-II this week, will have to be de¬feated twice to be eliminated.Snell proved itself the team to beat inwomen’s residence play, blanking both Haleand Dudley this week, 4-0 and 1-0 respec¬tively. Snell’s second round playoff mat¬chup with Dudley was played yesterday be¬fore almost fifty spectators. Snell scoredlate in the first half on a breakaway thatfooled Dudley goalie Helen Straus andbounced in off the right crossbar. AlthoughDudley controlled the rest of the game, theSnell defense played ferociously in blockingshot after shot by the tenacious Dudley of¬fense.Snell, playing for the rest of the seasonwithout scoring star Amy Silverman, willmeet the favorite of women’s residence,Compt< n, this Sunday.Meanwhile, Crown Rats-II assumes itsplace as the overall women’s leader afterdowning Nantes-Outre-Mer 6-3. The Rats’Linda Kinney and Gretchen Gates had threegoals apiece. SOCIM RankingsGraduate Men1. Giordano’s (Central-South America)*2. Saudi Union Movement3. Blue Star Vorwaerts4. International House5. 6 Stars, 3 Bars and a BallUndergraduate Men1. Mildred2. Henderson A3. Psi Upsilon4. Amalgamation5. Compton6. Lower Flint7. Ark Royal8. Vincent9. Lower Rickert10.Hitchcock AWomen1. Crown Rats-II2. Compton3. Snell4. Borborygmi5. Scrubbing Bubbles/Dudley*A11-University No. 1NewsPressler concertMenachem Pressler at the piano and theInternational String Quartet, artists-in resi¬dence at Brown University, will give a con¬cert of Mozart, Bartok, and Brahms May 30at 8 p.m. in Mandel Hall. The concert will be followed by a cham¬pagne reception with the artists at Hillel,5715 S. Woodlawn Ave. Tickets are availableby mail, at $12.50 per person and $5 for U ofC students.For more information or to order tickets,contact Rita Jeremy at 947-1858 or288-5574. White SoxscheduleThe Chicago White Sox conclude its ho-mestand with a three game series againstthe Cleveland Indians and a two gameseries against the Toronto Blue Jays in thenext week. Highlights of the series includeMinnie Minoso Day on May 8 and Half PriceBargain Night on May 9.The Sox series with the Indians begins to¬night. Last month in Cleveland, the Tribetook two of three from the Chisox. In 1982,the White Sox won six of 12 from Cleveland,including five of six in Comiskey Park. TheWhite Sox have won more games againstCleveland than any other American Leagueteam this century.Sunday, Mayor Harold Washington andother dignitaries will gather at ComiskeyPark to honor former Sox and Indians greatMinnie Minoso. Minoso’s number will be re¬tired before the game. Game times for theCleveland series are 7:30 Friday, and 1:15Saturday and Sunday.On Monday, Toronto arrives for a brieftwo game series. Last week, the Blue Jaystook two of three from the White Sox. Gametimes are 7:30 on Monday and Wednesday.Monday’s game will be Bargain Night,when fans can buy tickets for half price.The White Sox are two for three on this ho-mestand. Tuesday, they outlasted Milwau¬kee 7-6, as Richard Dotson took the win, andKevin Hickey got credit for a save. Wednes¬day, Dennis Lamp pitched the Chisox to a3-2 victory over the Brewers, with KevinHickey again getting credit for a save.STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSEMBLY MEETINGStuart 105•Tuesday, May 10*7:30 p.m. All Are Welcomettillel Movie NiqlitSATURDAY, MAY 7m w if ^, J] fe of J^riavi iricav? Queen IvSBSr^ mfif *2r 1 it ® A fl9-30yn\2JV?Hillel5715 5. 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Decorated. 684 5030 bet 8:30a./evesSUMMER SUBLET or 1 year lease; furnishedfor summer; avail. 6/11; 2 bedrooms, 2 bath;A/C; 24 hr. doorman; exercise room; modernkitchen incl. dishwashers; close to lake, Jef¬frey, 4- 1C; Rent: 1 yr: $623/mo.; summer:very negotiable. 5020 S. Lake Shore. 241-7315.STUDIO APARTMENTS - $245. HILD REAL¬TY GROUP 955-1200.NEWPORT 1 bedroom, rent or rent with optionto buy. Immediate occupancy. $475 mo. HILDREALTY GROUP 955-1200Female grad student to share large 1 bdrm apt53 St -f Harper Near shopping, 1C, bus stop.Available June 15 $150/month fall option Call955-1308 weekends 4- evenings.Summer Sublet - Large Studio; Furn; 6/30-9/11; 50th-Cornell; rent negot; 947-0577 after 7p.m.Three bedroom apt call 324-6914 avbl. June 1and share four bedroom apt. call 955-0887 or324-6914.Summer sblt 3 bdrms in triplex condo $175 perbdrm frnshd wash/dry dshwshr 363-7923 Ben/-Jim.3 bedrm & studios avail, in the near future.Near U of C Grad. stud. pref. 238-7941.SUMME R SUBLET faculty 2 bedrm apt, 3 minwalk to campus, furnished, available 1 June to1 Sept $430/mo incl util 4 parking space. 3244329 even56/Kimbark, 3'/2 Rm Occ. 7/1 380/Mo. 2’/2 RmOcc. 6/1 320/mo. Call 539 0304.Studio sublet: June 1 st/fa 11 option $215 in¬clusive, Kenwood & 56th, laundry, 955-2724.Short-Term Rental, May-Aug. Hse-excel. con¬dition close to U/C. Mod kit, 2 bths, prkng,yard. 1 or 2 adults. Lite carpeting. 400/mo. 301 -730 4627 evesBeautifully furnished 3 br townhouse. Patio, allappliances, 2 parking spaces. Available sum¬mer or fall '83 to fall '84. 643-4150.Large Vintage Thrae Bedroom Two-bath Apt.WBF Balcony 643 4(253.Summer Sublet CHEAP $170/month forbedroom in furnished 5 bdrm apt Huge living,dining rooms View of Lake, 1 block from 1C,dose to #6 bus. Call 947-0359 before 10:00AM ofafter tt :00PMSUMMER SOe^T tease option 10/1 furnishedone bedroom verett rentOne room in three bedroom apt. starting inJune. $98 a month. 54 & Woodlawn. 288-2520evenings. Ask for Dan.SUMMER SUBLET: 3V2 rm. apt on 3rd fir ofcourtyard bldg sunny; air conditionedAvailable June-Oct. $300/mth 363 1972 or 955-5498Condo, 56th & Kimbark, 2BDRM, Eat-in Kit¬chen Full Dr + Pantry, Safe, Sunny CourtYard Building Pleasant Views, $66,000 Call 8763512 DaysSUNNY SPACIOUS TWO BDRM APT sublet Woption to renew 490 incl. Heat. Negot. LargeLR/DR. Near Coop, IC. B bus 752-H94 till mid¬night57th AND KENWOOD: large beautiful 2 BRCONDO FOR SALE by owners, oak floors,woodbning frplc, mod kit & bath, bkyd, acrossfrom park, call 752-7147eves., 962-8822 days.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeCHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 11 A.-8:30 P.MClosed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062 Roommate wanted 56 + Kimbark $248/mo utflind own room in secure quiet condo bldg «en-smoking tomato preferred 782-2749 eves 732-6676 days.58th & Hamper Condo, newly re mod 3 bdrmswith baths, study, Irge living & dining rms.AJt rrmd. appls. & new hrdwd firs. $85,08§Mortassom. at ?0%. Ray 890 939('or 704 89 2 4454.Available NOW: 1 br in a 2 l>r COACt I HOUSE.Prime tocation: 57th & Woodlawn Junny, safe,picturesque. Thur Oct. 1. Lisa: 94/ 3420.Spacious for your grand piano just reducedfrom 45,000 to 35,000 667-6666 684-0151 684-5734.SUMMER SUBLET: one room in co-ed house.Large comfortable, lake view. On B bus routeS180/'mo + utilities. 241-7589.1 bdrm apt avl mid-June nr 54 -f Woodlawn.3rd fir, sunny, airy, Indry fsc., 1 blk to shopping4 to Jimmy's. $350/mo. 667-4416.FOR RENT Spacious 2 bdrm apt at 53rd &Harper. Porch over ctyrd. Rent around500/mo. Incl ht & hw. Avail Aug 1. Call Davidat 947 8276.K <PC|WDbl fPiiDintni z1The Closer You Get The Better We Look!Hyde Park’s Completely NewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The Lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe /. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T. V. Antenna • New Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heat • New Appliances• Wall to Wall Carpeting • Night Doormen• Central Air ConditioningI Bedrooms from $375 - 2 Bedrooms from $4755200S. BLACKSTONEAVE.1 BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURTMon-Fri. 9-6 Sat. 12-6 684-8666•ASK ABOUT RISC. NO SECURIT) DEPOSIT* Classified AdsSUMMER SUBLET Prof's apt-1 Irge bdrm,Irge kitchen, living rm, dining rm, 1 bath, sun¬ny porch overlks park. 55th 8. Cornell. Furnish¬ed. Avail June 1. $320 mo., negotiable. CallNatalie or Mark 752-2168 wkday eves orwkends.Summer Sublet - Beautifully furnished 3 brtownhouse. Patio, all appliances, 2 parkingspaces. Great location. 643-4150.SPACE WANTEDProf, on sabbatical 4- wife looking for furnhouse/apt fall 83/fall 84 call Ms. de Erdman670-0240 days/752-0281 nights.Responsible Yale senior, Lab School grad,wants to house-sit Hyde Park June 1-Aug 31.Will tend plants and garden. Debbie Schwartz,203-789 1612 or 312-752-1175.If your apt will be avail, in the autumn-Sept,Oct or August for full year, PLEASE call Meg493-6420. Reward offered.Sabbatical leave? We will house-sit/rent. Startlate summer/fall 83. Flexible. Marriedpostdoc, no children. References 684 5176SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR Typist, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.PROFESSIONAL EDITOR. Wideexper in law,social scis, humanities, articles, journals,books. Competitive rates. Call 667-4700 ext 246days.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962-6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home. Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493 7351PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324-5943, 667-4285.Excellent childcare available for baby (2-3mos.) near UCMC. 684-2820.I CLEAN apt*., houses, etc. $5.50/hr. Verythorough, experienced l don't need to staytong.684-5835. DaveFor something to think about - A recordedmessage - dial 538-3446.SWENSON'S TYP114G SERVICES 752 5227 80wpm IBM Correcting Setectric, ReasonableRates.MOV4H6 & HAtftJNS. Discount Prices.Free—Packing Service. Free—EstimatesFree—Packing boxes & crates dehverod N/C.Free—Padding & dollies. References. Call Bill493 9122. HNEWPORT - one bedroom on ahigh floor. Lovely lake view inthis full amenity building. Only$48,000.WONDERFUL SUNLIGHT inthis modernized 2 bedroom unit.Great location near U of C. Mid$50’s.NOT A RAILROAD! Windowson three exposures give lots ofdaylight for your plants. Twobedroom condo with good closetspace, double vanity sink in bath,modem kitchen and good streetparking. Upper 40’s.HAMPTON HOUSE - It’sspecial, it’s 3 bedroom, 2 bath,it’s southern exposure, it’s formermodel apartment, it’s convenientto everything.DRASTIC PRICE REDUC¬TIONS . . . Three 2 bedroomunits reduced to below marketprices. These must be seen to bebelieved at these prices.55th and University - on cam¬pus, loveiy yard, easy parking,modem kitchen, 2 bright sun-porches.54th and Kimbark - Southernexposures throughout, big sun-porch, convenient to shopping,parks, etc. Across the streetfrom tennis courts.FOUR CORNERS - 3bedroom unit ebfe&etted to 2makes an extra Spacious livingroom area. Lot? qf sua, lovely1 front and back porches; alarmsystem, TV and FM antennaconnectionsWHY RENTyour own sharp Zcondo with allOver-siz edtrical outletseludes heat, msuranee. Supernon. Mid $60’s. VjL’4yop can own>m. 1 bathandof oiocnance Mi¬nt and in-onveiuent loca-GRAPHS/lllustrations for your thesis, papers,or books. Professional illustrator 684-5176.Childcare Space avail in quality home setting.Small group of 2 yr olds 4- pre 2's. Great playspace. Mother/ex-teacher 493 8195.EARLY BIRORUMMAGESALE=! PLANTSBAKERY, ETC.SATURDAYMAY 7th8 A.M.-1:30 P.M.Church of St.Paul and TheRedeemer1 4945 S. DorchesterEnter 50th St. entrance WOODBURNING FIREPLACEand dynamite location make this 1bedroom Inns of Court unit a mustsee. The owner is motivated.Come take a look. Close to cam¬pus. $50’s.THIS IS THE AFFORDABLE 1bedroom that you have beenwaiting for. The apartment haslight, a modem kitchen, bath,beautiful carpeting and is in one ofthe best maintained buildings inour community'. Close to theuniversity.MARVELOUS ASSUMABLE tMORTGAGE. Beautiful Southernexposure Lake views. Terrificspace in this 2 bedroom - 2 bathwith the best of old and new.Elevator building with doormanand excellent security. Parkingavailable. Transportation to Loopis a step away. $85,000HILD REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1200The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983—25 iI2Classified AdsHOUSE FOR RENT6 bdrm, 3bath large living area. NearWindemere on bus route available June 15 Call324-1687PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962-8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr. 962 8846.Tutoring jobs available. Range S4-7/hour. U ofC Talent Bank Program. Come to Office ofCC&P 2nd floor Reynolds Club - for details.Wanted: persons with good writing skills plusbackground in finance or business to abstractJournal/Newspaper articles for financialtrade assoc. Please call: Sue Martin-782-1442.AFTER SCHOOL SITTER for 7+11 yrd. old.Mon. thru Thurs. Call 241-6361. SCENESCome to Sweet Apple, ushering for Bye ByeBirdie May 5-7 & 12-14. Call Margo (670-3030days only) for details.Siddah Yogs Meditation Center of Hyde Parklearn to meditate * Sunday at 4 • always free5136 South Greenwood 955-2345SUSHI comes to the BLUE GARGOYLENATURAL FOODS CAFETERIA bothvegetarian and seafood available. 5655 So.University. M-F 11:00AM - 2:00PMHi, Nancy! Hit, Helen! You should go see ByeBye Birdie-its absolutely the living end!NEW-THE TERRIFIC TEMPEH BURGER Afirm soy rice patty simmered in our specialseasoned sauce then served on a toasted frenchroll with alfalfa sprouts. Only 2.15 for a fillinglunch at the BLUE GARGOYLE. 5655 So.University. Kitty corner from Reynolds Clubm-F 11:00AM-2:00PM"A BID FOR EQUALITY" Chicago MOW'scelebrity fundraising auction, Friday, May 6,Ambassador West Hotel, 1300 N. State. Doorsopen 7:30 pm, $3.00 admission. 922-0025A 24 year old good looking university studentmust go to St. Louis for two-weeks to Masters-Johnson for SEXUAL THERAPY. He needsand accompaning female partner. Time, ex¬penses will be paid. Write P.O. Box 1541Skokie, Illinois60076.Sitter tor 7-yr old boy, 2 hrs. weekday aft.through summer. Call 684-1785evenings. LOSTAND FOUNDFOUND-small female collie-German sheperdmix. Well trained but intelligent. Also lovable.I must give her away if true owner is not found.If interested call Magaret, 493-6420. Leavemessage.LOST: Black lab/mut 1 yr old lost Springbreakplease call Geoff 947-0021.1749 E. 55th St. Sticks & StuffCOLLECTIBLES • ANTIQUES • USED FURNITURE •CLOCKS • LAMPS • ALL WOOL INDIAN RUGSAND A VARIETY OF KNICK-KNACKS ATREASONABLE PRICESHours: * 667-4610Tues-Fri Noon - 7 pmSat & Sun 10 am,-5 pmOrder Kodak colorprints and sawon Kodak colorenlargements!Bring in any 24- or36-exposure roll ofKodacolor film and askfor Kodak processingfor standard 3R-sizecolor prints. You’llreceive a special cou¬pon with your printsworth $1 to $4 on yournext order of Kodakcolor enlargements, de¬pending on size. See usfor details. Offer endsJune 1,1983. wSave$Itos4on kodak colorenlargements!nAsk for J PROCESSING BY\<r m 1 Kodak1yTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREPHOTO & OFFICE MACHINES DEPARTMENT_ 970 EAST 58th STREETwst 962-7558 PERSONALSThe Republican and Democratic parties do notserve the people. JOIN THE DOGBERRYPARTY NOWI'll miss you Pumpkin yours always PapayaBooba loves Schnorkie foreverMarion Correctional Inmate seeks correspon¬dent. 29, 173 lb. 5'10" brown eyes. Samuel A.Loveless, 167202, P.O. Box 57 Marion, Oh.43302.Help! I'm being tortured by large mice inwhite coats. I can't hold out much long...Weare the white field mice of North America, andwe do not like the preceding classified ad.Respectable man widower with small capitaldesires marriage.HERPES RESEARCHUsing interferon for recurrent genital herpes.For males over 18. Howard Brown MemorialClinic, 2676 N. Halsted, 871 5777. Conductingconfidential sexually transmitted diseasetesting and treatment.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest por¬trait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643-6262STEPTUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at24l-6394for more information.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around cam¬pus for a mere S15. Buy it in the SAO otfice(Rm 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checksonly please.)MAJOR ACTIVITIESBOARDMAB is a group of seven university studentschosen by the Dean of Students in the Universi¬ty, to produce major university events. Applications for membership may be obtained inIda Noyes 210 Deadline May 9.CalendarFRIDAYDOC: Das Boot 7 & 10 p.m. Cobb $2LSF: The Wild One 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud.12Geophysics Colloquium: Jan Veizer, U. of Ottawa,on “The Evolving Earth: Water(ed) Tales’’ 1:30 p.m.Hinds Aud.Mineralogy-Petrology Seminar: Paul B. Moore on“Mountains Out of Molehills” 3 p.m. Hinds 101Chemistry Dept.: Morris S. Kharsch Memorial Lec¬tures: Prof. Martin Saunders, Yale U., on “Bridgedand Unbridged Carbocation” 1:30 p.m. Kent 107Turkish Circle: Sevin Osmay will speak in Turkishon “Problems of Urban Planning in Turkey” NoonKy 413Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship: Meeting. DavidM. Howard, Gen. Sec. of Wd. Evangelical Fellow¬ship, on “Missions” 7:30 p.m. 4923 S. Kimbark.Hillel: Peace March 12:30 p.m. Wacker & State; Re¬form Sabbath Dinner 6 p.m.; Adat Shalom SabbathDinner 6:30 p.m. $3Philosophy Colloquium: Hartry Field, U.S.C., on“Is Mathematical Knowledge Just Logical Knowl¬edge” 4 p.m. Harper 103U.S. Asian Christian Fellowship: Meeting 7:30 p.mAugustana Lutheran Church 65th & WoodlawnCalvert House: Supper and Meeting for College Stu¬dents. Rev. Donald Headly on “A Missionary Priestin Central America” 5:30 p.m.Rockefeller Chapel: Evensong: According to theCustom of the Chappell Royal During the Reigne ofElizabeth I. Collegium Musicum. 7:30 p.m. FREESATURDAYNew Music Ensemble: Works by U.C. Composers:Coleman, Fried, Levin, M. Wagner; plus Druckmanand Schoenburg. 8 p.m. Goodspeed Recital Hall.FREELSF: Cabaret 7 & 9:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud. $2Arthur H. Compton Lectures: Mark J. Oreglia on“Lifting the Energy Barrier — Alternating GradiantPrinciple; New Monstrous Machines” 11 a.m. Eck133Hillel: Orthodox Sabbath Services 9:15 a.m.; Up¬stairs Minyan 9:30 a.m.; Movie Night!: Life of Brian,Bananas, African Queen 9:30 p.m. 81.50 FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700."Teargas" mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.O. Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.RUMMAGE SALE Sat May 4th 9am-3pm 1369E. Hyde Pk Blvd Clothes Toys HouseholdGoods etcThe Divinity School Association BOOKSALEwill be held Thursday, May 12 and Friday, May13, from 9:00 - 3:30. 50% to 90% off on newbooks, plus hundreds of used books. Fiction,religious studies, history, philosophy, etc.Swift Commons, 1025 E. 58th Street.Raw wood shelves and cinder blocks for salecall 752-1014.OLYMPUS XA with Flash $159.95NIKON Lens Sale! Save Up to $40.00on Select Items....MODEL CAMERA 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700TDK SA90 Tapes 10 for $29.90!!SONY UCXS90 Reference Standard Tapes10 for $34.90!!MODEL CAMERA 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700Apartment Sale: May 7 and 8, 10am to 5pm5337 Hyde Park Blvd apt 301, call 493-5146 sofa,desk, dresser, tv, stereo, tables, lamp chairs,plants, skies, rugs, much more.CHINESESUMMER COURSESTen week intensive and evening courses inMandarin Chinese will be offered this summerby Cheng Y^gig Borchert senior lecturer inChinese. For information, please call 493-6420pmWRITING TUTORSPositions available to students in Phd programs in all divisions. 10-12 hrs/wk, salary 650750/qtr. Further info and applications atHarper 241.FREE SHOW!...all you have to do is usher at Bye Bye Birdie!May 5-7 & 12-14. Call Margo (670-3030 days on¬ly) to participateSUNDAYDOC: Smiles of a Summer Night 8 p.m. Cobb $2LSF: Across the Pacific 8:30 p.m. $2Music Dept.: Rockefeller Chapel Choir with Orches¬tra — “Remarkable Women” — Purcell: Dido &Aeneas; Bach: Magnificatn; 4 p.m. Mandel Hall.Tickets 962-7300 $11. $9, $5—studentsRockefeller Chapel: Ecumenical Service of HolyCommunion 9 a.m.; Religious Instruction for kids 10& 11 a.m.; University Religious Service, Daniel Jen¬kins presiding, 11 a.m.T’ai Chi: Classes led by Master Wu 3-5 p.m. INHCloister Club. Info 752-7460 or 288-7113Folkdancing: International Folkdancing, generallevel. Teaching 8-10 p.m.; Request Dancing 10-11:30p.m.Romance Lang. & Lit.: Roberto Rossellini film:Stromboli 3:30 p.m. Quantrell, Cobb FREEI-House: Chamber Music Concert. Nathalie Drey¬fus, flute; Lyle Rupert, piano; works of Bach,Haydn, and others. 8 p.m. FREEOriental Institute Films: Iraq: Stairway to the Gods2 p.m. FREECAUSE: Roses In December w. Speaker Sister An¬gela Brennan 7:30 p.m. INHHillel: Lox and Bagel Brunch 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $1.75per sandwichBrent House: Episcopal Eucharist and Supper 5:30p.m.MONDAYDOC: The Life and Times of Rosie the Riveter 8p.m.; One Way or Another 9:15 p.m. Cobb $1.50Folkdancers: Beginning and Intermediate levels;Teaching 8-10 p.m.; Request Dancing 10-11:30 p.m.U.C. Judo Club: 6 p.m. Bartlett Beginners Wei.U.C. Ki Akido Club: Meets 6:30 p.m. HCFHOriental Institute: Harran Expedition FundraisingDinner 7 p.m. Reservations only $30 call 763-2389 or962-9513Geophysical Sciences: Samuel Epstein on “ClimaticImplications of the Isotopic Composition of Hydro¬gen in Cellulose in Plants” 1:30 p.m. Hinds Audito¬riumChemistry Dept.: Prof. Leo A. Paquette, Ohio StateUniversity, on “Topology in Organic Synthesis” 4p.m. Hinds 101Israeli Folk Dancing: Blue Gargoyle, 5656 S. Univer¬sity $1 8:30 p.m. Sponsored by HillelCommittee on Social Thought Colloquium: “Truthand Power: Baconian Science as Mastery of Na¬ture, ’ Richard Kennington, Ida Noyes Library. 8p.m.26—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983Classified Ads4800S. LAKE SHORE1 bedrm. condo in Newport. Yr round pool,health club, full security. Anxious owner asking $46,900.Call Marc Glixon WehaveOthersAde Realty, Inc. 641-0159USHERSNEEDEDtor Bye Bye Birdie May 5-7 & 12-14. Call Margo(670 3030 days only) tor details.ORIENTATIONAIDES 1983-84Remember how confused you were when youcame to the College? So put some of your vastknowledge and experience to good use.General Orientation Aide applications for the1983-84 academic year are available in Harper264. All applications are due May 17. Ques¬tions? Call 962-8620.CLUBS ON CAMPUSMeet for lunch at the BLUE GARGOYLE.We're close to campus and have 3 rooms tochoose from. Call ahead and reserve a space atno extra charge. Special coffee discount forgroups over 12. Open M-F 11:00SM-2:00PM5655 So. University. 955-4108.AVAILABLE1 Rmw/Priv. Bath 3BR Apt. Sunpch. TennisOne Block from MrG $215/mo. Close to Quad753-2240 Rm 1806PROGRAMMERAVAILABLESpecializing on the IBM-PC and Apple. Pro¬gramming in the language of your choice.Rates negotiable. Ph. days 962 6299 or anytime684 0643 ask for John.WINDEMERE SUBLET3 Bdrm; 2'/2 ba: turn; mod kitch dwshr; laun¬dry on ea fir; 24 hr doorman; 2 blocks fr lake;parking w guard. Avail June 5-Sept 20. $200-250/rm, negotiable. Call Rich: 955-9121.SAILING CLUBOrganizational meeting for old and newmembers 5/12 at 8:00 in main lounge IdaNoyes. Next meeting 5/25.SELL YOUR STUFFSign up now to sell at Ida Noyes Flea Market $2reserves a space for students-Flea Date 5/2110am-4pm call 962-9554SOPHOMORESANDJUNIORSSophomores and juniors interested in graduatebusiness, accounting and legal educationwanted by major Professional Publisher to becampus representative for '83-'84 school year.Good income potential for little time invest¬ment. For more information call Debbie at 855-1088.MetropolitanCommunity Churchof the Resurrection5638 So. Woodlawn 579-1299Outreach to the Gay CommunityWorship - Sunday 3 pmJoin Us Now!Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10-4 KUNG-FU ANDTAICHIThe Hyde Park Kung-Fu Club - Young People'sDivision is offering classes of Northern ShaolinKung-Fu and Yang Family Tai Chi Ch'uan foryoung people 4 to 14 years old. Classes meetFridays at 6:15 pm and Sundays at 5:00 pm at4945 S. Dorchester (enter on 50th St.), $15.00per month. Or Saturdays, 218 S. Wabash (3rdFI) at 1:30 pm. $15.00 per month. Come by orphone 842-7076 for more information. Alsoadult classes Wednesday at the Blue Gargoyle5655 S. University. Kung-Fu at 6:30pm Tai ChiCh'uan 7:30pm.FROGMENUMon: Spinach LasagnaTue: Chicken LiversWed: Curry ChickenThurs. Greens + CornbreadFri: Fried PerchGREENSThe Frog and Peach will serve expertlyprepared fresh mustard and turnip greenscooked in smoked ham hocks and served withcornsticks for 2.35.PUB SAT. CONCERTNicki D 4- the Chips play Blues, Sat. May 7, 10-12. Memberships at door. 21-fUNIV PARK FOR RENTStudio top floor north vu drapes/carpets $355w/heat + wtr can furnish Tom. 962-1210 963-1398 Avail June 15POLITICAL ACTION DAY!REPS OF ALL POLITICALLY ORIENTEDGROUPS! Come plan PAD today May 6, 5:30INH. Bring excitement, ideas.GRADUATE INTERNPROGRAMRegistered graduate students are invited to apanel discussion: "Conversations withGraduate Student Interns: Graduate Studyand Career Preparation," on Wednesday, May11, from 5 to 6:30 p.m. in Reynolds Club 201.Refreshments served.HART FOR PRESIDENTHart information day, May 10 at Cobb Hall.RECREATIONAL LAND120 acres. S W Wisconsin. 4’/2 hrs. from Chic.Several springs. 13000. Cedar-sidedMobilhome. $75,000. Call eves. 752-7205DANCE!DANCE!SHAKR YOUR BOOTY TO FUNK, PUNKAND ROCK-N-ROLL It's gonna be all the waylive from 9:00pm-6:00am Fri-Sat, at The BlueGargoyle 2nd Annual Dance Marathon. Dancethe nite away or just a little bit. All arewelcome $2 00 at the door refreshments areseparate. Call 955-4109 for more info.TIME$AVERSThe Communication ProfessionalsDocument Preparation, Manuscripts,Theses, Term Papers,Word Processing & IBM Selectrics"Your Deadline Is Our Timetable"470-0231I enjoy my contactLenses made byDr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometristKimbark Plaza1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372 SELL YOURSELFArab sheik seeks additions to harem. Good payand hours. Blondes preferred, but reasonable.Send photos and resumes to MAROON Box D.BLUES TRIBUTEJoin NICKY D AND THE BLUE CHIPS in ablues tribute to MUDDY WATE RS Saturday atTHE PUBGREAT AMERICAHille goes to Great America Sunday, May 15thWe'll leave from Hillel at noon. Special price$9.20. Sign up at Hillel by May 11.ALERT FORCEYou lob a gas grenade as the armor car runsthrough the fence. There, ten yards away, is anuclear bomb. This is ALERT FORCE, asimulated terrorist attack on SAC airbase.How many planes can you destroy? Can youget the bomb? Or can you stop it? New fromClose Simulations: 112 cut counters, 12" x 14"map, 16 page illustrated rule book with 9scenarios, a zip lock bag, all in a handsomebox. $5 plus 50 postage (III. residents add 30'tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.O. Box 2247Dept. P, Northbrook, II. 60062 PUB SAT. CONCERTNicki D + the Blue Chips play Blues, Sat. May7, 10-12. Membershipsat door. 21 + .$$RESEARCH SUBJECTS$$We pay $123 for your participation in a 6-weekdrug preference study. Involves onlycommonly-prescribed, non-experimentaldrugs, and requires minimal time. If you arebetween 21 and 35 and in good health, call 962-1536 or 962-1537 for further information.NIGHTin the South Atlantic...the Captain of theBelgrano looks over the horizon as they steamtowards the British Exclusion Zone. Suddenlytwo blasts shake the ship, there's fire andchaos. All is out of control. This is theFALKLAND'S WAR. Not some cheap quickiedesign but an acual simulation of the battlebased on information from a participant.Every plane, ship, troop, and mode of combatare realistically represented in an accessibleform. Also: A large three color map, over 100counters, charts, rules, and player's notes allin an attractive bookshelf box. A year later thebattle for the wind-swept islands is on again!CLOSE SIMULATIONS, Dept. P, P.O. Box2247 Northbrook, III. 60062 $14 plus $1 postage(III. residents add 84 for Caesar).(som493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMENEAR EAST ENDPARKTop notch building where HydePark Blvd. turns into Hyde ParkBlvd. — six sunny rooms —private balcony — $69,900— NEW ON THEMARKET. 1500 sq. ft.See floor plan.ALSO - JUST LISTEDTOUCH OFLUXURY10 room lakefront apt.residence. High flooroverlooks LakeMichigan and park.Over 4,000 sq. ft.To settle estate55th and theDrive.$148,500.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 6, 1983—27REYNOLDS CLUB NEW THEATERMAY 5, 6, 7 and 12, 13, 148 pm$3 Student, $3.50 General, $2.50 Groupon sale at R.C. Box Office & on campusDirector —Jay VogelMusical Directors —Jamie AllenDean GrosshandlerProducer —Pam Narins