FeaturesInternational optionscenterspread— Striking outAdam’s diary discovered-- the real McCoy!page fiveThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 51 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 2, 1983Aldermen reconvene after mayor adjournsBy Cliff GrammichFifth Ward Alderman LarryBloom, a Washington supporter inthe City Council organization bat¬tle, called Monday’s actions of Ed¬ward Vrdolyak and his allies afterthe Council adjournment “ille¬gal.”In a controversial move, Vrdo¬lyak and the majority of the city’saldermen organized the Councilafter Washington had adjournedwhat may have been the shortestCity Council meeting in history.Washington and Vrdolyak allieshave been fighting for position inthe new Council to form commit¬tees and name their chairmen. Ap¬parently Washington did not havethe votes for his organizationalplans. His first action after callingthe Council to order was to recog¬nize 42nd Ward Alderman BurtonNaturus, who made a motion foradjournment. Washington calledfor a voice vote and recognizedpassage of the motion.After Washington and his allies left the meeting, however, Vrdo¬lyak, as former president pro tem¬pore of the Council, called for a rollcall to determine that a quorum of29 aldermen were present at themeeting. Vrdolyak and the remain¬ing Council members then agreedto form 29 Council committees, andthey named the chairmen of thesecommittees. In the previous Coun¬cil, there had been only 20 commit¬tees.Under Vrdolyak’s plan, 6th WardAlderman Eugene Sawyer, whowas missing during the Vrdolyak-presided meeting, would be presi¬dent pro tempore of the Council.4th Ward Alderman TimothyEvans, who also walked out afteradjournment, was named chair¬man of the Committee on Ports,Wharves, and Bridges, but oustedfrom chairmanship of the Healthcommittee by 12th Ward AldermanAloysius Majerczyk, a Vrdolyakally who backed Bernard Epton inthe mayoral election.Bloom attacked the “illegal” ac¬ tions of Vrdolyak on severalgrounds. Bloom noted that 26 of the29 Vrdolyak-appointed chairmenwere white, which does not repre¬sent the racial composition of thecity, nor reflect efforts to heedWashington’s call for unity. Healso said that the extra committeeswould cost the city $300,000 more a year, despite Washington’s asser¬tions that the municipal govern¬ment faces a $150 million deficit.Bloom expressed beliefs that Vrdo¬lyak’s actions were designed toreward his allies and were notmeant to be for the best interests ofthe city.Bloom was not certain what would happen next. Vrdolyak, inadjourning his session of the CityCouncil, called for a meeting onFriday. However, Washington hasnot set a date for the next Councilsession, and probably will not, ei¬ther until he lines up votes for hisplans or reaches a compromisewith the Vrdolyak forces.Schools ‘raid’ poli-sci dept.The University’s politicalscience department has been los¬ing several prominent professorsin recent months, according toBernard Silberman, the chairmanof the political science depart¬ment. Several schools have raidedthe U of C’s department, particu¬larly the New School for Social Re¬search.Silberman said the departmentis currently looking at possible re¬placements for the former facultymembers.Four professors have left the de-Security still unrepresentedin contract negotiationsAs reported in the Maroon lastFriday, the University administra-ton is not now negotiating for a newcontract for the University’s secu¬rity guards.According to Jon Patterson,former president of Illinois Confed¬eration of Police Local 200, thatlocal no longer exists, and the secu¬rity guards will remain withoutunion representation until the Uni¬versity’s appeal to the NationalLabor Relations Board Local 710concerning the eligibility of Team¬sters to represent the securityguards is resolved.Local 200 had represented the se¬curity guards in security’s lastcontract negotiations. The pre¬vious contract expired on Feb. 1.Before that date, the members ofthe security force had voted 32-17to have Local 710 of the Teamstersto represent them before the ad¬ministration in new contract nego¬tiations.For Local 710 to represent theguards, the results of the electionhad to be certified by the NationalLabor Relations Board, however,the University has tried to blockcertification, contending thatLocal 710 is ineligible to representthe security guards due to the pro¬visions of the National Labor Rela¬tions Act. The provisions of thatact prohibit a union which repre¬sents non-police workers from rep¬resenting workers in police work,as the security guards do.The University maintains that asother Teamsters locals representnon-police workers on campus(Teamsters Local 743, for examp¬le, represents maintenanceworkers at the University), Local710 is not eligible to represent thesecurity guards, being part of aunion which has other locals repre¬senting non-police workers. However, Local 710 does repre¬sent security guards at other loca¬tions, including the securityworkers at a Brach’s candy facto¬ry on the northwest side. There¬fore, it is difficult to predict if theUniversity will win its appeal. If the University loses, it would be el¬igible to pursue the matter throughcourts. No negotiations will takeplace until either Local 710 is re¬cognized or the security guards optto find another union to representthem. partment in recent months for po¬sitions at other schools. BrianBerry, who was a distinguishedservice professor in the depart¬ments of political science and phi¬losophy and in the College, as wellas a member of the committee onPublic Policy Studies and the edi¬tor of Ethics, left the University fora post at the California Institute ofTechnology. Ira Katznelson, pro¬fessor in the department of politi¬cal science and in the College, leftChicago to head the politicalscience department at the NewSchool for Social Research in NewYork.Phillippe C. Schmitter, a profes¬sor in the department of politicalscience and in the College, who hadbeen on leave of absence, willleave next fall to teach in RomeSchmitter had been in Switzerland,then returned to Chicago for a briefperiod of time before leavingagain. Paul Peterson, who hadbeen a professor in the depart¬ments of political science and edu¬cation and in the College, as w ell as chairman of the committee on pub¬lic policy studies, left the Universi¬ty for a position with the BrookingsInstitute in Washington.The New School for Social Re¬search, which hired Katznelson,SAO: Eye of a storm of activitiesBy Margo Hablutzel“When people first come in here,it looks as if we’re not organizedand we have no information.”The above description was madeby one of the five people in the Stu¬dent Activities Office. At any giventime the office churns with people,the telephones are ringing, themimeo machine is running, and atleast one meeting or conference istaking place.In the eye of this storm is MaryPollard, the secretary of the SAO and the first person seen when youwalk in the door. Her desk has asign taped to the front that says“Information,” and is fortifiedwith a bench covered with flyers,posters, and announcements.When asked to describe her job,Pollard said that a good part of itconsists in “splitting people up” sothat they go to the right person forthe right information. Many peoplecome into the office wanting to seethe director, not realizing thatsomeone else may be available atthe time or better equipped to han¬dle the problem, so Pollard tries todetermine the nature of the inquirybefore she lets the student see any¬one.Pollard is also the person to seeabout getting an International Stu¬dent Identification Card and infor¬mation on Youth Hostels; to pur¬chase group discount tickets; toregister for Eclectic Ed mini¬courses; to get ditto masters andrun them off; to pick up any of anumber of forms that studentgroups might need to organizethemselves, including registrationforms to become a recognized stu¬dent organization and SG financecommittee funding request forms.“Just about everything that goeson in this office I have a dip in oneway or another,” she says.Although Pollard did not starther career in the Student ActivitiesOffice — she worked in the Compu¬ tation Center for six years beforemoving to the SAO barely twoyears ago — she declares, “I planon retiring in this spot.”Irene Conley, the director of Stu¬dent Activities,originally came tothe University of Chicago as a stu¬dent spouse, following her PhD-candidate husband. She considersherself “extraordinarily lucky” tohave found a 'position open thatfits very much into what I wanted |to do,” that of program director inthe SAO. Two years later she be- !came assistant director, and in ,1981, after a brief stint as actingdirector, Conley was named direc¬tor of the Student Activities Of¬fice.Conley’s background is not en¬tirely what one would expect to !find in an administrator. Her bach¬elor’s degree is in American Liter¬ature and her graduate study fo- jcused on counseling and collegestudent guidance. Professionally, Ishe followed a stint as director of .women's housing at Temple Uni¬versity and the University of jMaryland with three years as a icounselor in private secondary jschools abroad. Yet she says shefeels “very much at home” at the IUniversity of Chicago, citing thesimilarities between the philoso- !phies of U. of C. and Brandeis Uni- jversity, where she was an under- |graduate. continued on page six J Aristide Zolbergmay also recruit Aristide Zolberg.Zolberg, professor in the depart¬ment of political science and theCollege, and member of the coor¬dinating committee on WesternEuropean studies, confirmed thathe has received an offer from theNew School for Social Research.He added that currently the Uni¬versity is analyzing the offer toZolberg from the New School, andis considering a counter-offer.State Senatehalts draft-aid billIllinois state scholarships wouldbe withheld from students whohave not registered for the draft, ifa bill recently blocked by a com¬mittee of the state Senate passes inthe future.The Senate’s committee onhigher education, chaired by Sen.Richard Newhouse <D.), vote onthe bill, which was sponsored by-Sen. William Mahar (R.).The bill, modeled after a federallaw which has been delayed untilits constitutionality is proven,would prohibit draft-age men fromreceiving state student aid if theyhave not registered w-ith the Selec¬tive Service. The federal law waschallenged in a court case nowpending before a US district courtin Minnesota.The Illinois State ScholarshipCommission (ISSC) opposed thebill, arguing that ISSC should nothave to enforce federal draft-regis¬tration laws.IMGCERTI-SAVER SPECIALSSALE DATESMAY 3 - MAY 7U.S.D.A. CHOICEBEEF BONE-INROUND 169STEAK 1 .% GAL. BOTTLEKRAFT GRAPEFRUITOR ORANGEJUICE 1698 OZ. PACKAGEKRAFT S PHILADELPHIACREAMCHEESE 89°2 LB. CANREG.. ADC. EPMAXWELL HOUSECOFFEE $3891 LB./STICKSPARKAYMARGARINE 39°6.5 AOZ.TINOIL OR WATER PACKCHICKEN OF THE SEATUNA 6?15.5 OR 16 OZ. CANSRAGGEDY ANNVEGETABLES 3for *15 LB. BAGALL PURPOSEUNBLEACHEDGOLD MEDALFLOUR 89°16 OZ. BOTTLES•SEVEN SEAS • CREAMY BACQN•BUTTERMILK RECIPE•VIVA ITALIANDRESSING CON99°14 0Z. 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The program includes solid grounding inone foreign language and other individuallyselected courses chosen from the entire Col¬legiate offerings. A brochure describing theprogram, and application forms, are avail¬able in the NCD office in Cobb 330.ITT key issuesHenry Wallich, member of the board ofgovernors of the Federal Reserve System,will speak on “Institutional Cooperation inthe World Economy” Thursday. The talk ispart of the ITT Key Issues Lecture seriessponsored by the Graduate School of Busi¬ness and the department of economics.Before joining the board of governors ofthe Federal Reserve System, Wallich wasthe Seymour H. Knox Professor of Econom¬ics at Yale University. 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While looking through myown hayloft on 60th Street I found a manu¬script which, according to the British histo¬rian Hugh Trevor Roper, is the actual jour¬nal of Adam, the first man.Apparently, it was shortly after his flightfrom Eden (currently the site of BonwitTeller’s in New York) that Adam dispatchedhis diaries by Federal Express to FrancisFord Coppola in Hollywood. The plane ranout of gas over Chicago and the diary endedup in my apartment.We know that these diaries are authenticbecause on the acknowledgement page,Adam wrote, “This diary is authentic. Thisis no fake. This is the real McCoy.”Unfortunately, University of Chicagoreaders might find some of the diaries inac¬cessible. Students at urban schools andother city-dwellers are usually unfamiliarwith the pastoral milieu in the Garden ofEden. A few basic definitions may help in¬troduce the urban reader to Eden’s naturalsetting:• Outdoors — The area between the frontdoor of the Regenstein and the minibuses.• Rain — Just like standing in the showeronly with no massage.Adam and Eve (third and fourth fromleft) in the Garden of Eden withfriends.• Stars — You’ve been to the planetari¬um, right? Stars are what you see there onlythere’s no arrow shooting across.• A Lake — A large pothole filled withwater with fish in it.• Fish — The things you can eat in Orly’sexcept without the Tartar sauce.• Birds — Rats with wings.With these fundamentals in mind, hereare some excerpts from the diaries whichmight be of interest to theologians, academ¬ics, or just the average man or woman onthe street:August 11, 4666 BC: Today God inventedhuman life. So far I think He’s doing a goodjob. It was a little humid but at least myulcers weren’t bothering me. I do wish Hehad given me a childhood, though. There’snot going to be much to talk about when Istart Freudian analysis in a few years.November 22, 4666 BC: Today God foundme a job. It’s with the Department of Interi¬or. I’m supposed to come up with names foranimals, all living things, and etc. It’s toughbecause I don’t know Latin and I keep hav¬ing to look things up in the dictionary. Thepay is all right but I’m in a high tax-bracket.I’m looking for a maid but it’s tough to findgood help these days.May 5, 4665 BC: God took a rib out of meand created another creature. I guess I’llhave to come up with a name for this onetoo. It’s standing here naked in front of me.The name Homo Erectus comes to mind.June 10, 4665 BC: Eve is complaining thatunder this paternal system she can’t fulfillherself as a woman. I guess she’s right, butshe’s got to learn to be patient. Gettingequal rights takes time — and it’s not as ifit’ll take 6000 years or anything.December 25, 4665 BC: God came downfor a game of croquet this morning. I asked Him how many angels can dance on thehead of a pin. He said that you can get 48 ona pin if they’re waltzing but only 36 doing therhumba. In the afternoon God suggestedthat I invent religion. He said it would com¬fort people when faced with death and dis¬ease. I asked Him what death and diseasewere. . .This whole “life” thing isn’t nearlyas good as it seemed at first glance. I’dalways wondered what God meant when Hetold me that I was mortal. I knew it wasn’t acompliment.January 14, 4664 BC: I think Eve is seeinganother man. She’s been cold and with¬drawn.January 16, 4664 BC: All is forgiven. Evehas been working on some experiments andtoday she invented beer. This should im¬prove business at my saloon immeasurably.Things are looking brighter, already.April 19, 4664 BC: God came down againfor croquet. We had an argument about reli¬gion. I told him I was an atheist and He triedto dissuade me but He couldn’t. I guess Ienjoy His company but sometimes He actslike He knows everything. He has this wayof making you feel inferior.April 25, 4664 BC:. God pointed out thisapple tree not too far from here and told usnot to eat any of the fruit because it’ll rotyour teeth and make you fat. It shouldn’t behard to avoid it. I usually eat at Elaine’sanyway. I’m writing a trade paperbackcalled How To Suffer During Sex.June 6, 4664 BC: Today was a real bum¬mer. In the moring Eve discovered Mari¬juana and smoked a lot. Then she got themunchies and took a few bites from the for¬bidden fruit. I came back and she offeredme some. I reminded her that it makes youfat. She said it wouldn’t hurt just to eat itthis once if we went jogging later andskipped dessert tomorrow. I took a few bitesand a voice boomed down from the heavens,“Hey, Fatso! You’re disgusting, youblimp!” Suddenly we both felt ashamed ofthe little cellulite bumps on our thighs andtried to cover them with fig leaves. But itwas no use.“Get out of here, you tubs!” God yelled.“Only thin people can live in the Garden ofEden. We don’t want no stretch markshere!”January, 9, 4655 BC: I haven’t been keep¬ing up with my diary recently. This yearEve and I had two sons, which I wanted tocall Frankie and Joey. But Eve insisted ongiving them biblical names so we calledthem Cain and Abel.May 30, 4649 BC: The boys are growingup. Abel is a wonderful kid: gets goodgrades; has a sweet face, wants to go to theUniversity of Chicago Law School someday.Cain, on the other hand, is spoiled. I told Evenot to get him his own car until he graduatedfrom school, but she thinks we can buy hislove. I have a feeling things are going to endup badly for our family.October 17, 4640 BC: God came down totell me that the time was not far off when Iwould be going to meet my maker.“You mean I’m going to die?”“Don’t feel bad. It happens to everybody.Except me, of course.” God never stoppedbragging about being eternal. I hate it whenHe lords it over you.“Well, why are you telling me now. Whycouldn’t you wait until I met you up in heav¬en?”“I just thought I’d come and say good¬bye.”“What do you mean ‘good-bye?’ Don’t youmean ‘See you soon?’ But it was too late.God had left. Something is very wrong here.* * *Well, folks, There it is. The actual diary ofthe first man. Some might say it’s ridicu¬lous, silly, even blasphemous, But I swear,it’s authentic. I’d be willing to stake my rep¬utation as a responsible journalist on it. ^Departmntcffllustc,^*v‘ ' presents fThursday, May 5- Noontime Concert12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallJanet Kutulas, flute with Eric Weimer, pianoWorks by Schubert, Hindemith, and DebussyAdmission is FREEFriday, May 6- Evensong7:30 p.m., Rockefeller Memorial ChapelEvensong as in the English Chapel Royal onAscension day, 1575. Members of the CollegiumMusicum and His Majesties’s Clerks,Conducted by Peter Lefferts. Bernard O. Brown,officiant. Music by Byrd (The Great Service),Tallis, White, Tye and others.Admission is FREESaturday, May 7- New Music Ensemble8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallProgram of works by UC composers:Christopher Coleman, Philip Fried. Rami Levinand Melinda Wagner; plus Jacob Druckman:Animus I, And Arnold Schoenberg:Kammersymphonie No. I Op. 9b.Admission is FREESunday, May 8,- Rockefeller Chapel Choirand University Symphony Orchestra4:00 p.m., Mandel HallA program of “Remarkable Women” -Purcell:Dido & Aeneas; Bach: Magnificat.Rodney Wynkoop, conductorFor ticket information call 962-7300. IV*yimIDA NOYES HALLMAY 13, 1983 • 9 PM- Refreshments Served -UC Students $9 per person2 tickets per UCIDAlumni, faculty staff $16/personTICKETS AT REYNOLDS CLUBTICKET CENTER •962-7300 Sponsored byTHE STUDENTACTIVITIESOFFICEII44E 41 III IIUEiThe 6th Annual Spring DanceAn Evening ofDancing WithTheLouie BellsonOrchestraThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983—5continued from page one“Both want to produce a reasonably welleducated human being,’’ she explains.“I’m very attached to that type ofenvironment.”While the SAO has a number of obviousfunctions, such as the registration ofstudent organizations and the sponsorshipof discount tickets, it is also responsiblefor setup and cleanup in Ida Noyes Halland much of Reynolds Club, and runs such“auxiliary enterprises” as the Bakery, thePhoenix, the Reynolds Club ticket office,the Pub, the Frog and Peach, and severalof the coffeeshops on campus. Conley notonly oversees all of the SAO’s manyfunctions but acts as a liaison with the restof the University, coordinating activitiesand assisting in such campus-wide eventsas orientation, the alumni reunions, andthe W’inter Carnival. Eye of a stormof activities: SAOof a formal survey, commenting that it is“easier in the context of an activity” forstudents to evaluate the effectiveness ofthe SAO’s work.However, Conley feels that the work isnot as good as it could be for severalreasons: limited budget, limited staff, and,for the most part, limited space. She citeda recent case of two groups needing thesame room and equipment on the samenight, and having to negotiate acompromise; “One group started itsactivity early, one started later, and thebands used the same equipment.”Conley discussed the proposedrenovations of Ida Noyes Hall, which shehopes will give office space to all needygroups and will provide more facilities forstudents, including a small cinema (to beconstructed in the gym) and various craftsand rehearsal rooms in the basement.While she was vehemently opposed tolosing any of the woodwork andarchitectural details that make Ida NoyesHall unique, because the basement ishidden it will undergo the most noticeabletransformation, although the pool will notbe touched. Also, to comply with federalregulations “and make it easier to set upefficiently,” an elevator will be installed.Conley hopes that Ida Noyes Hallbecomes a student center and she plans tohave the campus minibuses make morefrequent stops at Ida Noyes Hall, andfirmly states that the SAO will remainwhere it is, “in the center” of studentactivities.Despite the similarity of name, theStudent Activities Office does not receiveany part of the students’ Activities Fee,which is unequally divided between theSGFC and the Major Activities Board(MAB). The SAO’s money for events “There are a lot of little things that weabsolutely can’t do,” Conley confesses, butsays that the SAO has had no major flops.“It’s too expensive to mount a project thatwill not succeed.“Of course, we can experiment with aneye to the audience. It’s a very roughaudience, but easy to predict.”What does Conley specifically like aboutthe job? “Working with studentsguarantees a lack of routine,” she declaresauthoritatively.“We’re always trying new things.There’s always something new to try outand play around with.”Mark Pestana, a former night managerwho became House Supervisor two yearsago, agrees.“It’s an electric place to work,” he says.“There’s always someone to talk to.”Pestana applied for the position whenthe former house supervisor, whom heknew well, decided to leave. With twoyears of night managing to his credit hemoved up to a job which just from the lookof it is incredibly more demanding, but headmits he knew what he was getting into.Pestana is personnel manager and payrollofficer for the students employed in IdaNoyes Hall, co-manages the Bakery,schedules events, supervises the setup andcleanup of the rooms in Ida Noyes Hall,prepares for the night managers, andsupervises all of the daily events andmeetings in Ida Noyes Hall. BothUniversity and outside groups use thefacilities, which must be setup accordingto a specific plan. In these cases, Pestanauses a sheet to list the equipment requiredand may even draw up a sketch showingthe placement of furniture.“It’s like being a convention hotelmanager,” he says.Although he doesn’t like to, Pestanaadmits that things have gone wrong onoccasion, but argues that the office has run much more smoothly in the past twoyears, despite recurring problems with onegroup which doesn’t often make it into theright room. The greatest problem in thepast has been with equipment, whichPestana says was bought on the“quantity” theory, often purchased at yardsales and usually in poor condition. Nowthe emphasis is on quality, buyingequipment that works well and will standup to intense usage.On the whole, Pestana thinks that thingsare going well, although he points out that“people only record the failure rate;there’s no record kept of our successrate.”Because of the changes he made,Pestana does not expect the job to remainthe same after he leaves, which he thinksmay be in another year or so. He is nowworking on his doctoral dissertation,writing at the rate of one chapter everyfew months, but he does not know whathe’ll do after he receives his degree.Someone who does not have that worryis Fanny Regal, who has been with theStudent Activities Office for nearly twiceas long as all of the others put together.Twenty years ago, after the death of herhusband. Regal returned to work, applyingat the University for a position as abookkeeper, which she did for thirteenyears before her marriage. Like Pollard,Regal plans to stay in her position “until Iget kicked out.”As bookkeeper for the SAO, Regal isresponsible for the records of thecoffeeshops, Bakery, Phoenix, and ticketoffice as well as the accounts of all studentorganizations. After she receives amessage from the SGFC that a certaingroup was granted so much money for aspecific activity, she debits the SG accountand adds the money to the organization’saccount. Then when students bring herreceipts she repays them. For on-campusexpenditures, such as printing or copying,or bookstore supplies, Regal issues a 102form, debiting the organization’s accountwhen the form is returned to her. Dues, ifany, are also paid into the organization’saccount, and may be drawn against.In the two decades that Regal hasworked in the SAO, there has never been aproblem with a group that says it hasmore money in its account than its recordsshow; the few times that anydiscrepancies have shown up they wereeasily corrected. With roughly one hundredstudent organizations on campus, that isan impressive record, although Regalmerely sees it as part of her job.Regal ran a bookkeeping machine beforeher marriage, but the University ofChicago has no such equipment, so she haskept all the records by hand. Someday, shethinks, she will be putting them onto acomputer, but for the present seems quitecontent with her job as it is.While Regal is the senior member of theSAO’s staff, Eleanor Leyden is easily thejunior. She has been Program Director forless than one year, taking the job afterLibby Morse left. Although she had beenprogram director at Crossroads before shemoved to the SAO, she knew that thetransition and the new job “wouldn’t beeasy.”What surprised Leyden most was not theamount of work, however; it was the “vastAt the same time, Conley tries to ensurethat the SAO makes things as easy aspossible for students and studentorganizations, observing that “studentsdon’t have the time or patience” to dealwith “administrative hassles.” Because ofthis, students wishing to form a neworganization have only to get a form fromthe SAO and fill it in.The difficulty comes when anorganization wants to do something,whether it is a meeting or anall-University festival. The SAO assignsrooms in Ida Noyes Hall, trying to ensurethat groups do not overlap and giving thestaff enough time to set up and clean upbetween meetings or events. They areresponsible for telling students if“something is not doable under theUniversity’s rules and regulations.”Conley cites a hypothetical example: “Ifa group wants to give a Scotch and waterreception for freshmen, I’ll tell them thatthey can’t, and ask if they would settle forPerrier and lime.”Conley also talked of the SAO’stroubleshooting, noting that there havebeen no large problems in the past fewyears but adding “even if it’s small in acosmic sense, when you’ve put in hoursand hours of planning time, it’s not small.”Some incidents of this nature have beenburnt-out projector bulbs and problemscaused by the Student GovernmentFinance Committee’s new policy of notnotifying groups when their budgets aregoing to be reviewed.“Generally,” she says, “we try to figureout what the students want to do, and useour facilities (and contacts) to expeditethose plans.”To ensure that students andorganizations are happy with the way theSAO works, she will sometimes ask howwell an activity went and if the SAO couldhave done more. Conley dismissed the idea comes primarily from the University’sunrestricted budget — which seemsequally misnamed.“We do a lot with very little,” Conleysays. “We have a very lean budget. Iwould like to subsidize more tickets (todowntown theaters), lower the price forthe Spring Dance. But we re not the onlyoffice with this (budgetary) problem, sowe can’t complain.”The subsidized tickets began withConley, who says she “noticed that prices(to shows) are extraordinary in town,”and felt that this prevented students fromgoing to concerts and the theater. Althoughthe SAO had occasionally sponsoreddiscount tickets, Conley decided that thereshould be a regular service. She is alsopleased with student reaction to thelower-priced tickets at the annual SpringDance; last year, two-thirds of thoseattending were students.Although the SAO runs Weiss, Cobb, andNonesuch coffeeshops and the Phoenixbook and record store, the “businesses aredesigned to break even,” with any profitsmarked for such improvements as thePhoenix’s expanson. Eleanor Leyden6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983uantity and variety of student life onampus,” much of which she found wasot obvious to the students. This she didot conjecture at, recalling herndergraduate days at the U. of C., whenhe spent most of her time studying.Now, she says, “I feel very committed torly job because of the reputation thechool has for having no student life. Injoy being able to plan and promoterograms that benefit the campus.”Some of the things that Leyden plans aretie discount tickets and the Eclectic Edrograms. Several years ago, Eclectic Ed/as begun, and consisted primarily ofalligraphy and stained glass courses. Nowearly a score of courses are offered totudents, faculty, and alumni every year.Wiile dance classes are the most popular,-eyden tries to offer a mixture thaticludes crafts, cooking, and what shealls “useful” courses (such as autolechanics and bicycle repair) as well,ourses begin with a suggestion fromomeone who wants to teach or learn apecific activity, and Leyden tries toecruit students, staff, and faculty to teachs many courses as possible.The discount ticket sales, originallyrganized by Irene Conley, are also theesult of Leyden’s work. She arranges forle SAO to buy tickets at group rates, andesells them to members of the Universityommunity. In the past year, there haveeen discount tickets to Carlos Montoya,egovia, Jean-Pierre Rampal, the Paulaylor Dance Company, Ballet Folkloricof Mexico, Amadeus, The Comedy ofErrors, the Mikado, Twyla Tharpe, andlicholas Nickelby, and Leyden is now■ving to arrange for tickets to theummer concerts at Ravinia. TheiscofUnts aren’t limited to what the peoplel the SAO think sounds good, however, foreyden encourages houses, fraternities,nd groups of friends to tell her whatvents they would like to go to. Activities) downtown Chicago are preferred,imply because of the limitations of public'ansportation.Leyden also is responsible for theiquarterly calendars, and is alwaysoking for artists to do the top borders,he organizes or helps to organize suchirger events as the annual Wassail Party,le flea markets (another one is comingwn), the Spring Dance, Activities Night,nd “diverse things that pop up ” Sheelped to organize the talent show that led) a number of U of C students appearingMark Pestanan the cable TV show “Coming On!” (aipe of which will be sent to the Universityver the summer), and advises theestival of the Arts (FOTA) and othererforming arts groups. She points out thatOTA is organized by student volunteers,dding “I wish all student activities coulde run on such a large scale with suchaccess. ”Although generally happy with the job,eyden would like to make one biglange: “I’d give myself a budget of>0,000 a year. And a staff pickup truck, toaul equipment around for concerts.” By Sondra Krueger“Exploring International Education &Careers” is the title of a series ofnoon-time panel discussions taking placethis week. According to the coordinators,“The main purposes of the series are tohighlight the diversity of internationalwork, travel, study, and career optionsopen to U of C students, and to address thepractical question, ‘How do I get therefrom here?’ ”A feeling that opportunities andinterested students were not beingeffectively brought together prompted theprogram. Will Snyder, assistant director ofplacement at Career Counseling, said“There were a lot of misconceptions aboutinternational opportunities; studentsthought it was still jut the Foreign Serviceor UN. They didn’t always realize that intoday’s economy almost any business canhave an international scope.”Eleanor Leyden, program director forthe Student Activities Office, felt that aprogram with an international focus wouldbe a great experience both for thosestudents involved in the organizing andthose who would attend the event.A preliminary meeting in January wasattended by about thirty interested PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANA meeting to discuss international career options tookplace Monday in the Reynolds Club Lounge.Student seminars highlightinternational optionsstudents, both graduate andundergraduate. The original plan was tohold an all-day event, complete with akeynote address and entertainment. Facedwith a lack of funding, the studentsdecided instead on a series ofpanel/discussions, taking as topics areaswhich seemed of most interest to them, aface emphasized by Leyden. “Thestudents, themselves, have the best senseof what they would like to learn from thesepanels. Out of ten possible areas, theychose the five final panels.”A group of about nine students havecarried out the planning and organization.Working throughout winter quarter and thefirst half of spring quarter, possibleparticipants were contacted and panelsarranged. The majority of speakers are Uof C-affiliated, either as faculty, studentsor alumni. Names of organizations andpeople that might be interested in theprogram were exchanged, and subsequentphone calls resulted in an intriguing arrayof people for each day’s discussion.The students organizing the programshare an interest in international optionsfor work and study; some have alreadyhad experience abroad, others would liketo in the future. Rita Espinoza, student inthe College, thought the proposed programsounded interesting. “I’m interested in acareer that’s international in scope, and Ithought it would just be a neat thing tohelp organize.” She was especially excitedby the programs and jobs available righthere in Chicago, which most people tend tooverlook.Paul Saka, a second-year student,worked in Britain last summer and wouldlike to study abroad sometime in thefuture. Helping to coordinate Monday’spanel, he’s seen a lot of interest expressed,and expects to have about twenty studentson hand who have worked or studiedabroad; they will be available forindividual discussion in addition to the*members of the panel.Ellen Markovitz, a fourth-year student,has also traveled abroad, and she notes “Itcleared my mind for school, and I cameback with a better attitude.” Like theothers, she is interested in exploring thepossibilities both for her own personalinterest and to let other students knowabout what is available. Working onWednesday’s program, she tooencountered a great deal of enthusiasm among the people she contacted, all ofthem eager to share their experiences withothers.The program coordinators are hoping tomake this an annual event, organized bystudents and growing larger in years tocome. For this first year, the format ispanel/discussion; after a ten-minutepresentation by each guest speaker, thereWill Snyderwill be ample time for questions.Yesterday the topic was Work & StudyAbroad During College; questions to beaddressed included, “Work or Study/ Witha group or on your own? Can you getcredit? What kind of jobs exist and how doyou find them?” Panelists included JeffBarton, advisor in the College for foreignstudy, and various faculty and studentswere also on hand.Today’s program on Graduate SchoolTraining will feature speakers from theFletcher School of Diplomacy, WoodrowWilson School of Public and InternationalAffairs, American Graduate School ofInternational Management, and the U of CCommittee on International Relations,helping to answer such questions as “Whatdo the different programs emphasize?Should you seek a business or internationalrelations degree? What career search orinternship help do the programs offer?” Wednesday’s session will focus onTeaching & internship Options, with RalphAusten, professor of history and campusrepresentative for Crossroads Africa;Carolyn Williams and MatthewHeinztelman, U of C students who taughtin Australia & Austria; and Alan Fiske,from the Peace Corps. ' What options existin addition to Peace Corps? and whatvalue do these experiences have as careerpreparation?” will be discussed.Opportunities in Chicago will be exploredon Thursday, with guest speakers from theChicago Council on Foreign Relations.Associated Colleges of the Midwest, andthe World Without War Council givinginformation on “How can you gainexperience here while in school9 Are thereopportunities for using language skills9What are the issues and who is working onthem?”The series concludes Friday with adiscussion of Business Career Options, andtwo GSB students, David Muller andBernard Groveman, will be joined byrepresentatives from the ContinentalBank, international banking division;Citibank. NA; Harris Bank; RudolphBrand GMBH & Co., W. Germany; andTrans-linqual Communications, Inc., toanswer questions such as “What jobs existnowT? How will they change withincreasing internationalization9 What arethe best entry points? How can youprepare?”Those attending the discussions willreceive a bibliography/resource guidebeing put together by the organizingcommittee. It will list names andaddresses of programs and organizationsfor foreign study and work; people tocontact for help or information; andoffices on campus that have informationavailable on different programs TheCareer Counseling Office is alsoestablishing a “resource network” withnames and addresses of U of C studentswho have been abroad to serve as areference guide for others interested insimilar programs.The seminars are from noon to 1 p.m(or as long as individual schedules permit)in the Reynolds Club North LoungeStudents are encouraged to bring a baglunch or visit Morry’s for sustenance.Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983—7SportsMen’s baseball loses to Norbert, RiponBy Don HaslamThe Maroons’ varsity baseball teamdropped four conference games over theweekend, losing a doubleheader to St. Nor-bert’s College on Saturday, and a twinbill toRipon on Sunday.Saturday afternoon, the Maroons jumpedto a four run lead in the first inning againstSt. Norbert’s, but the host team countered with six runs — including three in the fourtnand two in the fifth — on route to a 6-4triumph.The second game proved much easier, asSt. Norbert’s assumed a 5-0 lead after twoinnings and went on to win 8-2. The Maroonshad just two hits in the nightcap.On Sunday, Ripon pitchers combined forback-to-back three hitters to sweep themm“PSIis*. m*COXLOUNGEOUTDOORBARBEQUEfeaturingVz lb. hamburgersfresh sausagesdaily grill specialsBegins May 9(weather permitting)Hours: 11 -2:30 p.m.Located BehindStuart Hall PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMaroons, 7-0, and 10-0. A six-run fourth in¬ning was the key in the first game, as theRedman collected only five hits. TheMaroons, however, committed five errors.In the second game, Ripon scored in everyinning but the fourth, and the game wascalled in the sixth due to the ten-rule leadlimit.The Maroons’ varsity baseball team tookan impressive 15-5 non-conference victory inseven innings over Niles College Wednesdayat Stagg Field. The ten-run rule was invokedwhen rightfielder John Ashburn singled to right field to bring the lead to ten in the bot¬tom of the seventh.Bob Dickey and Neal Cannon startedthings off for the Maroons with a double anda single respectively in the first inning.Dickey’s single brought in Wade Lewis andBill Jankovich, who had each reached baseon errors. Cannon then brought in Dickeywith his single. This gave the team a 3-1lead.Jankovich and freshman second basemanAndy Saliman scored in the second inningafter hits by shortstop Mike Medina andLewis. The score remained a close 5-3through three innings.The Maroons pushed one more run acrossin the fourth when Lewis tallied after astrong double, but the team exploded for sixruns in the sixth inning. Four hits, threeerrors, and a walk provided the power forthe inning as the entire squad batted. Lewis,Medina, Jankovich, catcher Matt Koenig,Dickey, and Saliman pounded the Nilespitcher for hits and led the team to a 12-5margin.Three more runs in the seventh iced thegame for the Maroons. Ashburn’s singlescored Dickey and wrapped up a three gamewinning streak.Steve Barnhart got credit for the win as hepitched six strong innings before relieverCourson Maley came in to put away the lastthree Niles batters in a row. Barnhart col¬lected five strikeouts and no bases on ballsin his winning effort.The team’s hitting, however, won thegame. Lewis and Jankovich each had threehits in four trips to the plate, and Dickey hadtwo hits in three tries. Coupled with the sixbases on balls, the team’s hitting over¬whelmed Niles. The team also stole sixbases.Chicago’s record stands at 3-12 overalland 1-5 in conference play.The Maroons face Carthage College on theroad this afternoon.All AmericanThe honors keep rolling in.Gretchen Gates has been named to theFreshman All-American Basketball Team,and as Freshman Player of the Year, by theAmerican Women’s Sports Federation.These distinctions follow on the heels ofher being named to the Kodak Division IIIAll-District Basketball Team, and the Mid¬west Conference all-conference team. Gretchen Gates PHOTO BY ARA JELALIAN5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 It’s never too late to swing into3/4 TIMEAn Instructive Ballroom DanceFriday • May 6 th • Ida NoyesDance instruction 7pm * 9 pmDancing 9 pm -12 pmFree! with UCIDLast chance to practice before the 6th annual spring dance: “TIME AFTER TIME’an SAO service -8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983Campus FilmsWhat Did You Do in the War, Daddy?(Blake Edwards, 1966) When an army pa¬trol led by Lieutenant Christian (James Co¬burn) and Captain Cash (Dick Shawn) takean Italian town without a fight during theSecond World War, they are forced to pre¬tend it required a battle. When a bull-headedgeneral hears they are in a fight, he tries tomake a major operation out of the lie andattracts an enemy force. Tues., May 3 at 8p.m. Doc. $2.Fantastic Planet (Rene Laloux, 1973) Thisanimated film is about a society of giantblue-blooded Draags who come to adopt aliberal sensibility towards their tiny primi¬tive, human pet Oms. Wed., May 4 at 8 p.m.Doc. $2.Talk of the Town (George Stevens, .1942)Jean Arthur tries to hide Cary Grant fromthe police. Eventually, aided by a SupremeCourt Justice, she saves him from beinglynched. Wed., May 4 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.Across the Pacific (John Huston, 1942)Director John Huston re-unites the cast(Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, and SidneyGreenstreet) and crew of The Maltese Fal¬con in this espionage melodrama set in Pan¬ama at the outset of World War II. Thurs.,May 5 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. Los Olvidados (Luis Bunuel, 1950) A story ofpoor Mexican children who are trapped bytheir own poverty. The film follows the day-to-day existence of a young boy as he livesas a thief, is taken to reform school, andtries to repent by bringing the town bully tojustice. Thurs., May 5 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2.Umberto D (Vittorio De Sica, 1952) is a stub¬born old gentleman with bourgeois tastesand no means. He is unable to communicatewith anyone except his dog Flick. Thurs.,May 5 at 7:30 p.m. I-House Talking Pic¬tures. $2.Crossword PuzzleSolution to crosswordBY GRETCHEN YOUNGThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. 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Woodlawn 493-62503 bedroom condominiums foe sale 55th streetand Everett. Call 357 7926 evenings 979 6091days.Professors apartment. One block from campusfully furnished. Available June 10 684-1820.Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753 2270, 2280.Studio 210/mo. utilities included separate kitchen/dinette Inquire 9 4 5514 S. Blackstone 7522223.LOVELY 2bdrm turn summer sblt, lake/loopview $438 util incl 324 2273 Bill/Lynn evenings.Furn or unfurn room in 3 bdrm 2 bath Ig sunnyapt near store laund campus avl immed callaft 5 or early am 684 1388 or 10-4:30947 1856Free apartment in exchange for parttime bldgmgmt. Mature indiv/couple. 684 5030 bet8:30amFour bedroom, 2 bath apt. large, bright roomssun deck, sun rm, formal dining rm. S700 ineludes heat 8. appliances. 684 5030 or 955 9355.Summer Sublet Great location, 2 blocks fromcampus; 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen andsunny porch. Rent: 600 everything includedavailable mid June - Sept. 684 2087.1 bdrm. apt. avail. June 1 Studen (s) only 2ndfir. overlks park. Lge. ktchn. By bus 5309 mo.Call Bob or Debbie 6 to 10 p.m. at 624 4702.Hyde Park newly remodeled and decorated 1and 2 bedroom apts. Sanded floors, w/wcarpeting in most bedrooms decorativefireplaces. Super location, shopping andtransportation steps away. 1C 1 block city busstops at front door. AP Associates 731 1000.Open House April 30 1-4 P.M. 1424-1426 HydePark Blvd.Studio sublet furnished $250 mo. util. incl. near54th 8. Harper avail, thru June 30 ideal temp,housing. Ph. 684 1013 Steve Young or leavemssg. SUMMER SUBLET female nonsmoker -$200/month furnished rm in 2 br apt. modern,air-cond. secure bldg. S. Lake Shore 4- HydePark. Call: 324 39178-11 a m. or evenings.LARGE SUNNY 3 br 2 ba sublet Fully furnquiet. East HP near Ik. June Sept. $610/mo.neg. 324 6383SPACIOUS 2 BR CONDO FOR SALE with goodlake view in safe highrise. Oak floors, mod.kit., pkg. avail., formal dr., 2 full baths, wshrdryer. Avail. July 1. Call 962-7906 days, 643 4194eve.Female roommate to share 3 bdrm apt. w/2others. Prefer grad or working non smokers.$177/mo. 53rd 8, Harper 241-6380 eves.Summer Sublet May 13-Aug. 21 three roomsfurnished near 55th + E verett $250 per mo. 2883216.Spacious livingroom for your grand piano,books everything! Beautiful coop two bedroomtwo bath apartment located in fine secure MiesVan Der Rohe promentary building. Newly installed Levelor Blinds rehabilitated kitchenfreshly painted for your move in readiness.Priced below market at 45,000. To close estatefor appointment please call CharlotteVikstrom 493 0666.Furnished 2 bedroom apt. 955 7083.2 rms in clean, spacious apt. w/sunporch 2baths, 8. laundry in kitchen. $160 & 225/mo.plus utilities. Share w/2 women + cat. Grad orundergrad female pref. Available June 15: 955-9635 Ps: On D bus route near shopping.East Hyde Park huge three bedroom 2 bathfirst floor condo, completely renovated.Modern kitchen, hardwood floors, parking, andmore. Low assessments. $69,500. By owner.955 2656.Summer Sublet CHEAP 5170/month forbedroom in furnished 5 bdrm apt Huge living,dining rooms View of Lake, 1 block from 1C,close to nt bus. Call 947-0359 before 10:00AM ofafter 11:00PMSUMME R SUBLET lease option 10/1 furnishedone bedroom S. E verett rentDne room in three bedroom apt. starting inJune. $90. a month. 54 & Woodlawn. 288-2520evenings. Ask for Dan.CalendarTUESDAYCCP & SAO: Noontime Discussion Series: GraduateSchool Training for Internationai Careers. 12:15p.m. Reynolds Club N. Lounge. All invitedMen’s Tennis: U.C. vs. Chicago State U. 3 p.m. Ing-leside Courts.DOC: What Did You Do in the War, Daddy? 8 p.m.Cobb $2Hillel. Program on Disarmament, with Prof. SidNagel, U.C. Dept, of Physics, Rabbi Samuel N. Gor¬don, Cong. Or Shalom, and Rev. Phil Blackwell,U.C. Methodist Foundation 7:30 p.m.Advanced Genetics: David Prescott on “Chromo¬some Processing in Ciliated Protozoa" 2 p.m. CLSC101Dept, of Microbiology: Richard L. Davidson, U. ofIll., on “Gene Regulation and Mutagenesis in Mam¬malian Cells” 4 p.m. CLSC 1117Racquetball Club: 6:30-close HCFH Court 3 + 4Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Bernard Roiz-man on “Herpes Simplex Virus Latency: The Molec¬ular Basis of the Phenomenon” 1-2 p.m. CLSC1117Summer Jobs Workshop: Noon Rm 200 ReynoldsClubT’ai Chi: Classes led by Master Wu 752-7460 or288-7113 for infoCalvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation 11:30a.m.; Investigation Into Catholicism 7 p.m.; Shore-land Bible Discussion 10 p.m.Crossroads: Beg. Polish 5:45 p.m.; Beg. Chinese 7p.m.; Beg. Portuguese 7 p.m.WEDNESDAYCCP + SAO: Noontime Discussion Series: TeachingService and Other Internship Options for RecentGraduates 12:15 p.m. Reynolds Club No. Lounge AllInvitedLSF: Talk of the Town 8:30 p.m. Law School $2DOC: Fantastic Planet 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50Crossroads: English Classes: Ail Levels 2 p.m.; So¬cial Hour 3 p.m.; Beg. German 7 p.m,; Conversation¬al French 7 p.m.; Indian Santoor: Lecture Demon¬stration 8 p.m.Advanced Genetics: David Prescott, U. of Col., on“The Gene-Sized Molecules of Civilized Protozoa”2:30 p.m. CLSC 101U.C. Animal Welfare Group: Mdeeting 7:30 p.m.INHBadminton Club: 7:30-10 p.m. INH Gym Dept, of Biochemistry: Dr. Michael G. Rosenfeld, U.cf Cal.-San Diego, “Regulation of NeuroendocrineGene Expression; 4 p.m. CLSC 101Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.U.C. Akido Club: Meets 6:30 p.m. HCFHTHURSDAYCCP & SAO: Noontime Discussion Series: Interna¬tional and Cross-Cultural Opportunities in Chicago12:15 p.m. Reynolds Club No. Lounge. All invited.Blackfriara: Bye Bye Birdie — musical comedy 8p.m. First Floor Theatre Reynolds Club. Tickets atdoor $3.50CAUSE: Coffeehouse to Benefit El Salvador 8:30p.m. Blue GargoyleMusic Dept. Noontime Concert: Woodwind Quintet12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Hall FreeTalking Pictures: Umberto D 7:30 p.m. I-House $2Include PopcornLSF: Across the Pacific 8:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud.$2DOC: Los Olvidados 8 p.m. Cobb $2Student Spouse Group: Monthly meeting 6 p.m.INH East Lounge.Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vespers 5:15 p.m.Calvert House: Pro-Life Group 6:15 p.m.; Catholicsfor Social Change 7:30 p.m.; Prayer Group 8 p.m.Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Niza Frenkel on“Cell Transformation by Herpes Simplex Virus” 1-2p.m. CLSC 1117Midway Studios: Performance of “Pandora’s Box”8 p.m. 6016 S. Ingleside. $1. Latecomers will not beseated.Hillel: Mar. Harvey Weintraub on "Falasbas: ACritical Situation!” Multi-media presentation. 8p.m.Dept, of Microbiology: Ph D. Defense by Alan Stall:“Igh-C-Linked Regulation of the Expression of theTi5 Idiotype in the Mouse” 9:30 a.m. Abbott Rm133Brown Bag Lectures: Mike Hirsch, U. of C., on “ThePolitics of Opposition Within American TradeUnions: The Case of Steel” 12-2 p.m. Wilder House5811 S. Kenwood. Sponsored by the Center For theStudy of Industrial Societies.Physics Colloquim: Paul Steinhardt, U. of Penn., on"The New Cosmology” 4:30 p.m. Eck 133Brent House: Episcopal Eucharist noon Bond Chap¬elU.C. Judo Club: Practice 6 p.m. Bartlett. BeginnersWelcome10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983 SUMMER SUBLET: 3'/2 rm. apt on 3rd fir ofcourtyard bldg sunny; air conditionedAvailable June Oct. $300/mth 363 1972 or 955-5498Roommate wanted to share 2 bedroomspacious apartment in elegant old high rise 2blocks from campus. Excellent security, sun¬ny, peaceful. Short-term OK. $275/month.AvailableMay 1. 962-7528/day, 241 6150/eveCondo, 56th & Kimbark, 2BDRM, Eat in Kit¬chen Full Dr -F Pantry, Safe, Sunny CourtYard Building Pleasant Views, 566,000 Call 876-3512 DaysSUMMER SUBLET, female nonsmoker,$200/month, furnished rm in 2-br apt. Modern,air cond., secure bldg. S. Lake Shore + HydePark. Call: 324 39179 11 a.m. or evenings.SUNNY SPACIOUS TWO BDRM APT sublet Woption to renew 490 incl. Heat. Negot. LargeLR/DR. Near Coop, 1C. B bus 752-1194 till midnight57th AND KENWOOD: large beautiful 2 BRCONDO FOR SALE by owners, oak floors,woodbning frplc, mod kit 8. bath, bkyd, acrossfrom park, call 752 7147 eves., 962-8822 days.Furnished room w/kitchen priv. 955 7083.ONE bdrm $295. studio $235 Quiet bldg on UCbus rt 5210 Woodlawn. Laundry/some utilitiesincluded. Decorated 684 5030 bet 8:30a./evesFOR RENT renovated hse. 2 adults or smallfam. mod kit, fen yd, ray scl, frpl, prking, 10min wlk to U/C. 6654-util, avl 6/1. 301-730 4627eves.Private Room w/bath, shared householdfacilities in exchange for 12-20 hrs. weekbabysifting with 6yr. old boy. Relaxed house,excellent location. Call after 5pm 752 6968.SPACE WANTEDProf, on sabbatical 4- wife looking for furnhouse/apt fall 83/fall 84 call Ms. de Erdman670 0240 days/752-0281 nights.Music rehearsal space in Hyde Park/Kenwoodarea. Mike 947-6089.Coach house, carriage house, or equivalentsingle unit dwelling in Hyde Park/Kenwoodarea. Mike947-6089.Reliable married couple will house sit/rent.Mid-June to Sept. Ph.D. stud No child 363-5794.Responsible Yale senior, Lab School grad,wants to house-sit Hyde Park June 1 Aug 31.Will tend plants and garden. Debbie Schwartz,203 789 1612or 312-752 1175.FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700.“Teargas” mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.O. Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.1973 Plymouth-ugly, but runs $300 493 2970morn.78 Fiesta 56K mi. frt. wheel drive, Repair recs.avail. $2700 363 0419evesOLYMPUS XA with FLASH $159.95MODEL CAMERA 1342 E . 55th 493-6700TDK SA90 TAPES 10 for $29.90SONY UCXS90 TAPES 10 for $34.90MODE L CAME R A 1342 E . 55th 493-6700TIME$AVERSThe Communication ProfessionalsDocument Preparation, Manuscripts,Theses, Term Papers,Word Processing & IBM Selectrics"Your Deadline Is Our Timetable"470-0231 75 Dasher Wgn. ex cond. std reg gas amtm87000 mi b,o, Must Sell 955-6749.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr.962 8846.“Guaranteed” weekly income mailing circulars. No limit. Free supplies. Send 25-andstamped envelope. Theodore Banks, Dept. T.,5327 S. Cornell, Chicago, III 60615WANTEDWANTED: Info on where to find a Sitar and ateacher. Call 947 9627 Keep trying please.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR-Typist, 363 0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Typing. Term papers theses, etc. IBM Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791 1674.PROFESSIONAL EDITOR. Wide exper in law,social scis, humanities, articles, journals,books. Competitive rates. Call 667 4700 ext 246days.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962 6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home. Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493-7351PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324 5943, 667 4285.Excellent childcare available for baby (2 3mos.) near UCMC. 684 2820.TECHNICAL SERVICESDesign, Drafting and Illustrating. FreeEstimates 643-2827 E venings and Weekends.I CLEAN apts., houses, etc. 55.50/hr. Verythorough, experienced. I don’t need to staylong. 684 5835. DaveLOST AND FOUNDFOUND: Man’s watch April 20, call evening947-8345.INDIAN SANTOORShivkumar Sharma will give a LectureDemonstration on the Indian Santoor, Wednesday, May 4 at 8.00 pm at Crossroads 5621 S.Blackstone. Free Admission, but limitedseatinq.HOUSE FOR RENT6 bdrm, 3bath large living area. NearWindemere on bus route available June 15 Call324 1687.CUSTOM DESIGNEDHOUSEHyde Park builder is planning group of homesin Kenwood. To indicate interest, please call363 2202.JAZZ VIBRAPHONEATTHE PUBThe Paris Smith Ensemble brings jazzoriginals & old favorites to the PUBVibraphones 8. vocals featured 10pm 12 May 5.PUB membership required $2 21yrs or older &UCID.LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustono Lutheran Church5500 S. Woodlawn Ave.Tues., 5:30 p.m. — Eucharist6:00 p.m. — Pizza Supper ($2/person)/Discussion“Ordination of Homosexuals?’’Pastor Elmer Witt, Regional Director, National LutheranCampus MinistryThurs., 7:30 a.m. — Morning Prayer and BreakfastClassified AdsSCENESDoes the teen trio do everything together? SeeBye Bye Birdie and find out!Les Beaux Parleurs present M. Zolberg quiparlera en francais de la potitique moderne enFrance. Le jeudi, 5 AAai.20h.lda Noyes. DetailsTelephonez Lesa a 753-2249#1325. SGFCCome to Sweet Apple, ushering for Bye ByeBirdie AAay 5 7 & 12-14. Call Margo (670-3030days only) for details.PERSONALSJohnathon & Irwin; Thanks for everything thisyear. Bon voyage. It's well deserved. See younext Autumn. Love Always, E. Pluribus UnumL.H. of Ellis Loves R.S. of Greenwood.Colonel Cathcart—well you didn't make theSaturday Evening Post but will the Maropndo? Yossarian.POLARITY BALANCINGTo release blocked energy and to achieve yourhealthful, creative potential. IV2 hr. massageNon sexual. For information or appointmentcall Bob Rueter at 324 7530.HOTLINEWe are here from 7pm-7am to give information, referrals and a listening ear. If you've gota problem dial 753-1777 and we'll try our best tohelp.ARMENIAN CUISINEAn authentic cooking class-learn to make twocomplete menus taught by Armenian StudentOrg 2 classes 5/12 4- 5/19 only S20 to registercome to Ida Noyes Rm 210.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643 6262 STEPTUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around campus for a mere $15. Buy it in the SAO office(Rm. 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checksonly please.)MAJOR ACTIVITIESBOARDMAB is a group of seven university studentschosen by the Dean of Students in the University, to produce major university events. Applications for membership may be obtained inIda Noyes 210. Deadline AAay 9.DUMB RADUMB RA is seeking an additional guitarplayer. No heavy metal. Call John at 493-6025.GAY? LESBIAN?The GROUP meets at 9.00 sharp at 5446 S.Kimbark every Tuesday night for fellowshipand good company. All are welcome.CHINESESUMMER COURSESTen week intensive and evening courses inMandarin Chinese will be offered this summerby Cheng Yang Borchert senior lecturer inChinese. For information, please call 493 6420pmCLASSICAL INDIANDANCE WORKSHOPLearn basic Bharat Natyam-an intro classMay 7th lpm-4pm S5 to register come to Rm210 Ida Noyes.INTERNATIONALDiscussion series on Int'l Education & CareersMay 26 Reynolds Club No. Lounge 12pmFREE & Fascinating. For info call 962 7042 &753 3592.BRING IN THIS COUPON AND SAVEServiceOptical50% OffFramesChoose from the entire selection of frames including designerlines such as Gloria Vanderbilt and Christian Dior Then take50% off the regular price Offer good with this coupon andstudent/faculty identification when ordering a complete pair ofprescription glasses No other discounts applicableOffer Good At All ChicagolandArea LocationsOpen All Day Saturdayand Sunday Mall HoursPROFESSIONAL EYE EXAMINATION AVAILABLE ■ 4800 S. LAKE SHORE1 bedrm. condo in Newport. Yr round pool,health club, full security. Anxious owner asking $46,900.Call Marc Glixon WehaveOthersAde Realty, Inc. 641-0159GERMAN FOR KIDSNative German, frmr kndrgrtn tchr, wilfteachGerman to your child, alone or in small groups,1 or 2 days per week, flxbl hrs, Call 667 6648REDLIGHTPRODUCTIONSIs available to make Your next party a SuccessDJ-ing, lights, and other services available.Call 241-6438 for info and rates.RADAR DETECTORThe best. Like new condition. Very effective.Manual, registration, all accessories. $150.00.Call Janet 288 21 17.PUBMOVIEIf our Big Screen TV is repaired, we'll showBULLIT, starring Steve McQueen 4- AI iMcGraw, Tuesday, May 3, 7 - 11 pm. Membersonly. 21 4-WRITING TUTORSPositions available to students in Phd pro-grams in all divisions. 10 12 hrs/wk, salary 650-750/qtr. Further info and applications atHarper 241.FREE SHOW!all you have to do is usher at Bye Bye Birdie!May 5 7 & 12 14 Call Margo (670-3030 days on¬ly) to participate.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10-4 ORIENTATIONAIDES 1983-84Remember how confused you were when youcame to the College? So put some of your vastknowledge and experience to good use.General Orientation Aide applications for the1983 84 academic year are available in Harper264. All applications are due May 17. Ques¬tions? Call 962 8620.JAZZ VIBRAPHONEATTHE PUBThe Paris Smith Ensemble brings jazzoriginals & old favorites to the PUBVibraphones & vocals featured 10pm 12 May 5.PUB membership required $2 21yrs or older &UCID.PUBMOVIEIf our Big Screen TV is repaired, we'll showBULLIT, starring Steve McQueen 4- AliMcGraw, Tuesday, May 3, 7 4- 11 pm.Members only. 214-.USHERSNEEDEDfor Bye Bye Birdie May 5-7 & 12-14. Call Margo(670 3030 days only) for details.EARLY BIRDRUMMAGESALE=PLANTSBAKERY. ETC.SATURDAYMAY 7th8 A.M.-l:30 P.M.Church of St.Paul and TheRedeemer4945 S. DorchesterEnter 50th St. entranceAttain your professional goalsand realize Jewish fulfillment.TEACHERS,SOCIALWORKERSPRACTICEYOURPROFESSIONIN ISRAEL Certifiedteachers, MSW’sand BSW’s are in¬vited to apply.Challenging posi¬tions open. Finan¬cial assistanceavailable.Interviews nowbeing scheduledfor orientationcourses to be held in the fall inIsrael. If you think you qualify,call today.ISRAEL ALIY AH CENTERCall, Toll Free. 1 300-221-1251The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 2, 1983—11The International HouseiciccnnT^M TJITJILj^JjlA yjnLJLjOreV>'Jl\TAT Y/TXh TC1 l A jil JLVJlLSunday • May 15,19832:30 - 8:30 p.m.Featuring:• Music and Dance of Many Lands,• International Food Bazaar• Films and slide presentations of foreign lands• Cultural Displays, Raffles, Games, & More1414 E. 59th Street— For information call —753-2274or753-2270Tickets available atInternational House$2.50 in advance • $3.00 at doorSponsored by International House in conjunction with itsresidents and Student Groups at the University of Chicago. EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241-622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLEThe Women’s Union PresentsWOMEN IN POLITICS:The Emerging Women’s VoteA Talk ByELEANORSMEALFormer President OfN.O.W.Thursday, May 5, 8:00Ida Noyes Hall-first floorNon-UCID: $2.50 Funded By SGf <Ii1HELP WANTED —Student or students to take overJteUiiJorkSime* campusroute for fall term.Jobs duties include setup, selling and early-morning delivery of theJjork Same*For full details, pleasecall NEW YORK TIMESat 229-1650mmmzzzzm